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INTRODUCTION - You are Isaac, a college student who has been inexplicably transplanted in the Song of Ice and Fire universe: Game of Thrones, around the time of the start of the novels. In the first few weeks, we got in good with the Tyrell house guards, whose ranks we quickly joined as a cover to be near the nobles for when we wish to use our knowledge of the Game of Thrones universe. Currently, we sit in Storm's End, Capital of the Stormlands, and home of Renly Baratheon, Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, as Margery and Renly court eachother for a secret marriage alliance between the Tyrell's and Renly's Baratheons. Your Lady is aware that something is strange about you, but has not attempted contact, and your entourage is now on the way to attend the Hand's Tournament in King's Landing - the Capital of the Seven Kingdoms.

> If you don't know the lore that well, this game takes a preconceived idea that the MC has perfect knowledge and memory of events in the books, ergo feel free to read articles on the Wiki about the subjects mentioned if you feel lost.

Personally I would recommend two links: the first is a run down of the Tournament of the Hand, the tourney we will soon be observing in the coming weeks, and a detailed understanding of the City it is held in- King's Landing.


- http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/King's_Landing

-http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Hand's_tourney

- and the woman we're serving currently
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Margaery_Tyrell

AND if you want to catch up, thread one - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/379810/

Or two-
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/390053/

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Thankfully, with a concentrated effort of not getting himself in to a river of shit situations via keeping his head down and quietly visiting Elinor by night to talk by candlelight about both of your first times being in the Capital - King's Landing. As of dawn today, King's Landing became visible in the distance, first as a speck on the horizon, and steadily it grew, the Red Keep and the Sept of Baelor's towers shined in the late-morning light.

The sight was something you could have only dreamed about. The city was frankly massive, a truly mighty metropolis in its own right, and gave off a sense of history stronger than any place you'd been before. Approaching the gates, you realize this is where so many famous legends in this world have been. Rhaegar Targaryean heading to battle at the trident, Tywin Lannister sacking the city, Aegon the Conqueror and his two sister-wives as they landed here 300 years ago.

Passing under the gate you feel a bit of nervousness build up in your gut. You, better even than the people who have lived here for decades of their lives, know more than most of how dangerous it could truly be. With your knowledge, you could quickly become a target.

(cont.)
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>>396067


As you arrive at the Red Keep, you take a moment to look up. The reddish stone surrounds you as you pass under the iron teeth of the gates after crossing the bridge, taking formation as the two royals inside the carriage come to a stop. They step out, Renly first, with Margaery following daintily behind him. The two are greeted by a helmeted member of the gold cloaks, you take the defensive position and your squad moves forward to the throne room.

The Iron Throne is there.

Empty.

The thing was far more massive than the visual depiction in the show you had once watched, the Iron Throne was feasibly made out of over a thousand blades of Aegon the Conqueror's enemies, and the warped metal chair of warped metal blades easily fit the bill.

Inside is chaos, but the good kind. Royals from all over the kingdoms were greeting and mingling with one another. In rapid succession you can name over 20 of the people around you - worst of all the padded and pampered bitch Queen Cersei and her sadist of a child... Joffrey. They were followed closely by the Hound, Gregor Clegane, as Cersei dragged him to meet his future bannermen. Joffrey already makes you want to punch the angry cunt when you hear him order the 'serving whore' as he called it, to "-fill my wine glass or I will have you flogged." The young girl meekly replied "yes my prince" and scurried off. He made you sick.

Near the raised dais the Throne and other royal chairs, stands the Stark children and their Septa. Sansa Stark and Arya Stark were just as different as their descriptions had claimed in the books. Sansa was a relatively tall girl by this point, red hair neatly braided and hanging to her shoulders, a lion broach in the curls - clearly a favor from the spoiled prince, but she pulled it off. She seemed uncomfortable, but still wanting to be there.

Arya on the other hand seemed to be a struggle. She was darting back and forth trying to annoy her sister, dancing around her and making noises. Sansa tried ignoring it, but just as she opened her mouth to yell at Arya the Septa stopped her and chastised the younger sister.

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Your observation of the room is cut short as a herald blasts a horn, announcing King Robert Baratheon's arrival with his Hand. First, Ned Stark, the most honorable man in the series, appears through the side doors. He wears a darkened leather tunic with the Mark of the Hand pinned neatly to his breast. He nods to everyone before taking his smaller seat to the side of the Iron Throne. And following him, the bloated man who ruled the Seven Kingdoms - Robert Baratheon.

He was a repugnant human by first glance, his belly fell past his waist in grotesque fashion, and the greasy unkempt look of a hunter seemed ill fitting on someone sitting in that throne.

(cont.)
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>>396071
You try your best to remain alert, but you and your comrades quickly join in with the rest of the personal guards in chanting the King's name. He bellows out a "Silence!" and the cheering stops as the King takes his seat. The speech he then gives bores you to tears as he explains to the arranged high-nobility in the Court the events the following days. Jousting, Archery, and the Melee making up the primary events. The sense of excitement was palpable in the air, probably due to the testosterone of so many peace-time warriors a chance to battle, and in your case become obscenely rich.
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> The shift comes to a close, and the next twelve hours as usual are yours to do with as you like. As this is the red keep, you will not have any access to the Ladies' chambers, and the barracks is crowded with many, many men of different nations.
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>>396071
>the Hound, Gregor Clean
I believe the hound is sandor
The mountain is Gregor
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>>396077
Don't know exactly what we should do for the next twelve hours, but I do think we should try practice our ass off so we can join the tourney.
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>>396081
Whoops, typo on my part. Good call
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>>396077
Lets try meet ned
Maybe get a meeting with margaery..
Then we talk to boar about betting so when we win its not so suspicious to our friend.

Then lets practise and try walk about the city..
Maybe talk to gendry. We could ask for equipment and chat to him
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>>396077
It would be best to train ourselves. We know everything already, so the only thing we lack is skill in the things needed to excel in this world. We need to be able to talk and to fight. I think learning to speak is the most important thing.

Find a teacher of Rhetoric, and learn. Eat heartily, exercise and start to learn more about public speaking and how to read emotion. The skills will serve us well.
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>>396083
I don't knw we probably don't stand a chance.
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>>396077
Enter the Jousting tournament as a mystery knight, bet all of our money on us to win. Roll a crit.

We've never jousters before but with the power of dice, we will prevail.
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>>396077
Lets go introduce ourselves to the Hand, ask him that if he needs ANYTHING give us a call. Ask if he has been enjoying his stay, his daughters look lovely. Tell him you may not need help now...but if you want information or too know where to get it, come to us...unless you'd rather risk someone else....
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>>396095
> this

I am so turned on by the thought of the inevitable anal ravaging by Lf and Varys after
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>>396095
Or...

We find Varys, tell him just enough about us to pique his interest.

Offer to supply information, for a price.

CASH COW
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>>396095

WAAAAY too direct, that was Ned's issue as well and why he ended up dying so quickly.

>>396099

Has the right idea, perhaps the letter idea from last thread would work here?
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>>396100
So let me get this straight

You want to tell the sociopathic eunich spymaster that you know more than he does and you want to extort him for money


HAH
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>>396100
Regardless of what you all probably think, Varys isn't going to kidnap and torture us for information.

We are popular among our small group and we can regularly provide valuable intelligence, there's no reason to not keep us alive.

We study under Varys in the ways of the spymaster, we work towards the glorious goal of making Jon the King.
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>>396101
Nope, you're autismo.

We tell him that we are a resource of information, we're a young attractive boy.. He will love us.

We don't reveal our power level by any means.. That would be really stupid.
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>>396100
Thats kinda my idea. We go blunt and tell the blunt northerner, we can be subtle and shit around everyone else. We need ned to like us and trust us a little. He'd not trust some subtle schemer approaching him like he is a pawn. We tell him straight up. You need shit, come to me, directly.

We can Visit Varys and be friendly with him afterwards. With Varys we can drop hints.
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>>396077
>>396077
Guess it's get around to finding them bookies to take our bets, right.

And for gods sakes, don't enter it ourselves like a retard.

Also, maybe find some casual way to get to know the Starks. Work our way in slowly.
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>>396105
Why do we need the arguably weakest player of the Game in Westeros on our side again?

The one who triggered a war that killed hundreds of thousands?
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>>396104
This guy has the right idea, no reason not to leverage our skillset here.
>>396105
Probably not too much of an issue here, but the problem that would arise would be that he just wouldn't trust us with dick because we're a random fucking guard.
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>>396101

We're useful to him. Varys doesn't abuse those that are useful to him, in fact he continues to take care of those useful to him even after everything is said and done. Who the fuck else do you want us to take this to? Directly to the Hand, oh great some rando from Margarey's guard just went to go talk to the Hand and suddenly became very important, we would be immediately targeted and that's IF Ned Stark believed what we said.

Varys has the sort of power we need and believes in magic. Once we prove that we really do know what we know he'll listen and we can truly do some good in the world. Which is Varys' goal as well, to work for the good of the kingdom.
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>>396108
Ned can bend the knee to Stannis/Renly and rally the North, we can have the Tyrells and the Martells join this alliance and overthrow the Lannister scum.

We later marry up Jon and Dany and they lead the 7 kingdoms in defeating the white walkers.
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I feel like we are overreaching a lot here, trying to into bed with too many figures all at once.

I give it another thread until we get assassinated. Maybe this one depending on how long it is.
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>>396118
Seriously, people trying to dive in so quick are going to get us killed of just as quickly.
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>>396118
>>396112
Varys WILL protect us.

Varys is LITERALLY the only respectable and viable choice for us to make here.

Unless you all want to plod around playing hand-holds with the maiden and pretending to be a Fully Awesome Guard!

It's time to take some risks.
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>>396122
>Fully Awesome Guard!
We're a pretty shit guard, all things considered.
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>>396122
Making aloooooot of assumptions with Varys there.

Better hope you are right so there isn't a knife in your throat before the tourney even starts. Or that the QM goes easy on you which I hope he doesn't.
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>>396122
show Varys maybe but definitly not book Varys
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>>396126
Trust me senpai.
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When we meet Stark we should pose him a question... Lord Stark if you were graced with knowing what the future holds should a man keeping to himself or should a man defy the gods and change the events of the world unfolding
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>>396129
Whatever he answers we then go
'L+R=J Nigga'
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The main objectives I want done is

Talk to Ned
Talk to Varys
Talk to gendry and Befriend him maybe purchase some armour
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>>396077
It might be nice to speak with the spider, pick his brain a bit as you are simply wanting to just talk with him as he's a rather interesting guy. Could even talk about matters of state, mainly of what his opinion his from the respectable state one to his own opinion.

Sure we might get a bullshit answer of, "I simply do as my King Commands." But we can share some trust with Varys by sharing our own opinion and making a small wadger with him or something like that.

Or even talk about the new hand, he's a blunt fisted hand, but he could do well. If he had help I suppose...
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@show watchers

Read about book Varys. He isn't a good guy like in the show. He and Illirio Mopatis have a deal to install Aegon Targaryean to the throne.

You know the scene where Qyburn has all the little kids stab Pycel?

Varys does that in the books, he just shows up in King's Landing after leaving Essos and just fucking alaughters Kevan Lannister and Pycelle just to throw the court into chaos before Aegon or Danerys invades

Essentially he is a manipulative and very dark character in the books. Nobody used by Varys has ever been left in a good position besides orphans - he doesn't give a shit about us. He'll get what info he can AND KILL US BECAUSE WE ARE THE BIGGEST THREAT TO HIM IN THIS WORLD
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>>396140
unless you know we say "for the good of the realm" and he says whats that? and we say "oh I dunno...Blood and fire....depends who survives the game...so long as it's not little finger".
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>>396140
well then

why not

Talk to Ned
Talk to Gendry
Try organise a meeting with Margaery
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>>396140
We aren't useless and a nuisance like those people he has killed.

Also, this is not book nor TV canon this is a unique mixture of head-canon that the OP is writing up so Varys could go either way.

That being said about him, what's so bad about killing those people? They are supporters of his enemy- just casualties of war.
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>>396149
and show some interest in betting
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If we don't talk to Varys it'll be the stupidest most cowardly thing I've ever witnessed.

It's simply REQUIRED.
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Let me make my case for everyone who wants to reveal our position bc I've been following since the start and had a vision I outlined in thread 1.


We need to get our money first. Money is power. And if we make these bets right, and safely, then we have the ability to feasibly become rich.

Once we have this money it is easy as fuck to multiply with our knowledge of business and industry (that everyone knows, even the simple format of an hourly wage would revolutionize Westeros)

We start up an investment of sorts, maybe a brothel, a factory, something. And while we now have passive income coming to us, we'll just get richer.

Money = Manpower = Spy Network = Us being a powerful player of the game

Once we become on par with Little Finger and Varys as the third intriguey member of the court (Littlefinger, The Spider, and the Hornet of Highgarden)

And then we play the game against the two and become the King. We use our riches, our skills as a speaker, and our modern knowledge to create the strongest coalition of different groups we can manage, and easily become the Emperor of Westeros and Essos.

Emperor Isaac Shakespeare, first of his name, King of the Andals, the First Men, and the Rhoynar, liberator of the Free Cities and Conqueror of Asshai
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Okay, how do you want to do this? I presume you guys would like to save the Stark kids.

We should let Margaery know that we've a business opportunity for her if she'd like to hear it.
Then we tell her that if she bets on the things we tell her to bet on and afterwards lends an ear to our plan, we can make arrange things in such a way that the North will beg for an alliance with the Tyrells.

After we make a shitload of cash with her, with our exceptionally detailed outcomes of all the events, we tell her what is going to happen in a while with the Starks and that should she take them on a pleasure cruise with her money before that happens to celebrate both her winnings and their father being the hand and on a whim decide that you must show your priceless collection of whathaveyous to them and change course to highgarden, she'll be able to add a claim of Winterfell to the Tyrell line.
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>>396152
No, OP said specifically characters are following the book motivations but have the show ages to prevent it getting pedo-y.

That's the whole concept of the quest you dingus, that we know what the fuck is going to happen
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>>396165
>>396164
Why do we say make a bet like it's a sure thing? Are we just going with the idea of like phrasing it as, "Loras is quite a canny fellow, with so many tricks with his lance and mare I'd imagine he'd be able to beat even the Mountain!" And let things go from there maybe?

Cuz quite frankly asking for loans just screams plot hook to drag us around.
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>>396167
I was implying that things like character personalities and motivations aren't entirely fleshed out and predictable.
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>>396172
I think the way we've been planning it was to just make a ton of good bets with different bookies, split the money up so its hard to notice but always on the winner.

We'll be swimming in money.
How about we get Boar and Elinor in on this? They seem to be our closest friends right now, and Boar would be easy to just promise some money and leave it at that. That way we feasibly have three people making huge bets, and two loyal (and also now rich as well) lackeys.
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We should probably not discuss of the business transaction with open voice, because we know that Varys is always listening with his secret tunnels.
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Right so I'm skipping a lot of points here, but I just want to make sure about this. We are saving Ned at least right?
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>>396198
we're gonna TRY. Priority is the daughters, but if we can yes,
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>>396198
Yeah at least try to save h
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>>396219
*him
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So I got it, once we have an opportunity, this is what we will say.

'My name is Isaac and i know who you are and how important you will be, here especially. Your life is in rotten hands and you will know better why soon enough. I am of the Tyrell guard. Margery's personal. If you need advice... Send a letter. Anything. Contact me and I will go through many lengths to get it done. You do not like this place and neither do I, I hope we can talk more. Outside this accursed city. Farewell, and don't let your honor get the best of you. Not in this place'
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Remove namefags
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>>396232
If only right?
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>>396228
Literally nothing will happen

Need is too honour bound to actually do anything

He needs to be saved by others.

We need to buy his life with Varys

We can trade information for his safety, he can unite the north and pledge himself to House Baratheon.
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I just realized...
1) We know way more than a simple "guard" should
2) We are gonna be using letters and shit to communicate
3) We are likely gonna get murdered
4) We guide the hapless through the game until to die

We're the fucking Phone Guy
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>>396244
>Need is too honour bound to actually do anything

>>396181
I was implying that things like character personalities and motivations aren't entirely fleshed out and predictable.
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>>396257
What's autocorrect?

I'm pretty sure his boner for honour (ridiculous trait when you don't allow yourself minor exceptions) is a permanent fixture.
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Okay let's get this moving
Talk to Ned
Talk to Gendry
Try organise a meeting with Margaery
Reach out to Boar about betting
Is that alright we can figure out the Varys shit later
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The roads of King's Landing were not as you had originally expected. Sure, the city was pretty, there were many shops and curiosities at every turn, but the place just reeked of secrets. Everywhere you turned you saw some noble or another being escorted by guards to some nightly event, and you follow the crowd.

Eventually you find ourself in a congested throng of people in one of the central markets, on many large wooden stages normally used for hangings or plays, a set of bookies were taking and recording bets for the first round of jousts in the preliminaries starting in the morning at nearly every turn in the large marketplace

On a large wooden board, painted placards with the names of each competitor sat on the usual tournament style board, the first row reading as so

" JORY CASSEL V HORAS REDWYNE " You remember this fight, Horas, a stumpy red headed great nephew of The Queen of Thorns, is defeated in mere seconds by Jory.

"LOTHAR BRUNE V MANDEN FREY" Lothar dispatches the frail man easily. You bet another 10 gold dragons on Lothar, waiting a few minutes before moving on quietly to the next bookie, the tokens proving your bets jingling in your hidden coin purse with the quickly vacating gold.

Next - "MERYN TRANT V HARWIN OF WINTERFELL"

You place more money on Trant, the destined winner.

For hours you continue this with bets big and small across the board, over 200 dragons that you stole from the bandits invested with every bookie in the market. Tomorrow you planned to collect in full, Margaery was under the protection of the Red Keep now, and would be until you left. At best the mandatory excercises in the morning, but you doubt there would be much work to do besides enjoy the festivities.

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Your purse now empty besides the tokens and enough to buy food and ale the following day. As you walk through the streets you watch the endless crowds of people ebb and flow around the markets.

"I wonder how many of these men and women belong to Varys and Petyr." You muse, watching the peasentry.

"MOVE GET OUT OF THE WAY YA BASTAHDS!" You jump out of the way as two horses trample through the crowd, you curse as you brush the dust off your arms. On the two beasts, two drunken men rare racing through the streets, injuring dozens of passerybys and a dozen gold cloaks in pursuit.

> What is the rest of the night for? The morrow will be one of the busiest days yet
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>>396308
Well, Elinor is off limits right now, so lets try sparring with Boar or someone else
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>>396308
Let's try to find Gendry. We know where he works.
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>>396328
Plus Ned's already visited him so we have a way of getting on Gendry's good side
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>>396308

Track down Gendry's smithy and take a look at the wares, say we're expecting to win big tomorrow with the tourney.
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>>396328
I'll change to this
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>>396333
Somebody has been playing his own quest~
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>>396333
OP just got rekt
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>>396333

Hey bud, you got a little something in your trip field
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>>396333
what're you doing there bud
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>>396364
>>396360
>>396352
>>396370
Can you blame the guy? I'd wanna play my own quest too.
>Inb4 dropped your trip
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>>396375
>Can you blame the guy?
Yup

Cause we now know all of [uEjAbzma]'s opinions are the right ones cause it has a huge bias towards the writer's opinion.
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>>396375

Nah not blaming him, just funny is all. Plus there's some question on bias but there's enough players that his voice doesn't carry too much weight in the voting
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>>396383
Maybe it's a massive ruse :^)
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>>396375
>>396389
He's just doing what he wants, ignoring the group consensus.

Scumbag OP!!!
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>>396390
Plot twist: this entire thread is just the OP samefagging
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>>396383

Oh shit never mind, didn't realize that this was the guy pushing the absolute hardest against the Varys plan and had the whole plan he wanted done written up, yeah QM can go fuck himself, point at him and laugh
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>>396393
Ya got me
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Well alright I guess it's time to abandon thread! Sayonara op!
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>>396394
You need to bow to the group consensus and not push your own narrative, you are allowed to play your own quests.
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>>396393
>>396396
I should probably stop replying to myself now, huh?
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>>396399
>you are allowed to play your own quests.
No you aren't.
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>>396404
Why?
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>>396399

Hey, I found the OP again

No you're not, it's even worse than having a DMPC
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Welp! RIP this quest.
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>>396404
OP shouldn't forget to remove his trip, problem solved. I agree with OP's opinions btw - no nice-guy Varys, money comes first, etc. btw I'm not OP.
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>>396410
Wait what? I'm not the OP
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>>396409
A matter of bias. If he plays he will always provide the 'right' answer cause in his opinion it is the correct one since he is the writer.

He literally just shut down your Varys thing because he thinks it's a bad idea and the writing will reflect that.
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>>396409

Because >>396164 is unacceptable, if he wanted to write his own story with an idea of what he wanted to have happen then he should have just written the damn thing out. Don't invite people to play in a game when you already know what you want the main character to be doing. It's clear bias towards your own wishes.
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>>396308
>> What is the rest of the night for? The morrow will be one of the busiest days yet
Can we look around for shops to invest in later - with our winnings? Or just socialize with our good friend Boar :).
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>>396399
It would be one thing if he kept up his trip + id and perhaps offer advice or clarifications on things. That's mostly fine for me.

When an QM tries to hide amongst his own players to push a certain direction is when it's seen as crossing the boundary of trust between the players and the QM.
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>>396164
>I've been following since the start and had a vision I outlined in thread 1
Top kek
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>>396417
>>396420
>>396427
What's our next course of action?
(Abandoning ship is not possible)
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>>396328
Of course.
Gendry is the key.
He is the lawful heir of Robert and thus our way of getting Stannis on our side.
Acquire Stark kids and you've the north as well.
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>>396434
>(Abandoning ship is not possible)
Of course you'd say that, OP.
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>>396414

A joke man, seriously though the more I think about it the more I am bothered by this. First thought was that I would want to play around in my world too which is why certain DMPC's are acceptable but when there is only one character to play you are going to be pushing the quest the way you want it to go.
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>>396430
Op why would you do this? It's really sad because I enjoyed this quest and now it's probably going to die.
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>>396435
I'm staying with going to Gendry
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>>396427
>boundary of trust
Hm, yeah, sounds like something to not do... I would have prefered that he answered to posts openly...

Also >>396164 : Becoming super-intrigue member No.3 of the Smallcouncil sounds way over the top of what a college kid can manage... OP's wrong :)

>>396445
>Gendry
Become Tyrell Guard with golden armour, diamond rings on finger, silver sword... wealthier than your common guard.
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>>396445
I say we should tell him that his work is good enough that we can offer him up a job in highgarden on his own forge.

We can use our own money to pay for the forge and use him to make us all sorts of cool stuff and if needed, we can reveal him to be royalty.
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$5 Velo isn't anywhere near his computer anymore.

2embarrassing4him
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pls come back OP.
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>>396472
I'll take that bet.

$17300 he's lurking.
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Dammit OP, I was enjoying this, why would you ruin it
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>>396476
But you're Velo, this is a breach of ethics.
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>>396483
I'm not fucking OP!
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>>396476

Yeah probably

Cause your Velo aren't you
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>>396482
He didn't really ruin it, he just gave his opinion on what we should do.
I would do the same thing he did desu
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>>396485
Alright Velo you need to come clean about this ID too. The jig is up.
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>>396485
Is only joke Y U heff to be mad?
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>>396483
>>396486

Please, this isn't Velo!
It's his twin brother!

Still impressed that OP hasn't said anything to reign everything in or at least offer an apology. What a prick.
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>>396489
You'd give people the illusion of choice whilst secretly influencing your quest to go exactly the way you want it instead of how your players want it?
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>>396489
Come clean now, Velo.
>>396490
You too, Velo. Stop it.
>>396495
>apology
Nice idea.... Velo!
>choice
Exactly, Velo!

I'm the only player in this quest! You're all Velo!
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>>396482
If thread dose continue can we trust anyone anymore? Any vote could be op any suggestion could be him. Op kinda fucked himself over with this
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I'm Velo
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>>396503
The quest is full of suspicion and intrigue..

...

...

...

Just like.....
....

....

....

The Game of Thrones
..


..

..

.

It was all part of OPs master plan


..

..


.
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>>396505
So am I.
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>>396499
Can't you see that all this fighting is tearing us apart!
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>>396496
>You'd give people the illusion of choice whilst secretly influencing your quest to go exactly the way you want it instead of how your players want it?

I'm pretty sure if everyone wanted to say "Fuck it" and just do whatever the fuck they wanted to OP wouldn't try to force us, stop being such a grump.
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>>396505
>>396514
Me too, we are all Velo
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>>396515
>>396516
Shut up Velo!
You brought this on yourself!
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I can be your Velo tonight, baby.
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>>396514
>>396518
>>396505
All are Velo by the grace of the many faced God.
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>>396521
But you don't understand..........your also velo
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>>396521
But if i'm velo who was quest?
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Not all of us can be Velo since there only one Velo.
That's me
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>>396516

I'd like to refer you to the continuous railing against the Varys plan because the way that Velo interpreted Varys in the book is an evil son of a bitch. Doesn't matter how many people wanted to go to Varys someone has been around presenting the same arguments against it for a while now. Almost like it's been Velo the whole time
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>>396526
The fact that you have more than 20 posts proves that you're Velo.
Run the fucking quest holy shit
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>>396531
>>396534

I sexually identify as a Velo, you heteronormative ciscum!
I am allowed to do what I want with my quest so stop judging!
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Will the real Velo please stand up? I want to continue this quest. I promise I'll forgive you.
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>>396536

Truly wise word, there is only one Velo and he watches from many eyes and many keyboards.

Quests for the Many-Monitored God!
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>>396539
>Doesn't matter how many people wanted to go to Varys
Pretty sure Velo wouldn't railroad us like that.
We'll never know now.
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>>396536
>There can only be one.
Deathmatch anyone?
I brought the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU

>>396545
If he does, I'll rip his head off.
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>>396561
>If he does, I'll rip his head off.
Basement dwellers aren't that strong Anon, how will you do that?
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>>396552
Still he has a clear bias so we would probably be fucked if we went varys
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>>396567
That's what you keep a machete for, Velo.
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>>396568
I think he'd let us kill Isaac if we wanted to
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>>396568
I would prefer being fucked to not having a good quest anymore.
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>>396545

I won't.
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>>396592

I'd rather have the quest, not a very slow book being written
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>>396596
Holy shit, this WAS a quest until you nerds scared away the QM.
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>>396600
But anon, a quest needs to have player agency.
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>>396600
M8 I'm still waiting I don't give a fuck if Velo tried this. I want to keep playing
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>>396600
Pfft. He shot himself in the foot famalam.

Face it. Your favorite quest is DEAD.
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>>396607
pls no
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>>396580
I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to have us sent to the Night's Watch at some point.

Provided if we manage to get a pistol and gunpowder before that, we can just demand a trial by combat and blast the unlucky bastard's face off.
Funnily enough, there's no mention anywhere stating that ranged weapons are not allowed in a trial by combat.

>End up fighting against the mountain.
>Pull out a blunderbuss and turn him to gibblets.
>We'll be known as "Isaac, the man who blew up a mountain that rides."
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>>396605
>>396607
I just wanted to be part of a Meta quest, now i'll never be.
I don't even like GoT, this quest was okay though
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>>396600
Anon if velo told us openly instead of going undercover it would have been fine but he didn't. He stated every thing he wanted to happen with the tournament and Isaac showing a clear bias. Now we now what choices are the right choices and what would lead to success
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Hey guys.

I'll start it off with a big apology, still pretty new to this and thought I had to steer the players away from a shitty storyline (which in hindsight wasn't that bad) but I still took the risk and got caught.

I'm not gonna be running this anymore, lost all ambition for this quest, but I appreciate everyone who gave me support for the short time while writing it.

I don't think I have the skillset or the time to be a QM, so it was fun while it lasted.

And no, I'm not going to continue if you try making me feel better about it, it's more of a point of personal respect that bugs me about being caught doing this, if I keep writing out the rest of the plot I'll just not enjoy it, sorry. This will be the last post made with this trip.
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This quest is as dead as OP if I got my hands on him.
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>>396671
Thank you op it was fun while it lasted
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>>396671
OP Is dead how about you write a quest set in Elder scrolls.
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I think the people suggesting to trust Ned or Varys are fucking naive. If we expose ourselves we are very vulnerable and the others players are not NPCs, they will try to counter whatever we pull. It would be best to stay in the shadows and pretend to have control. Maybe just send need an anonymous letter to distract Ned (about how john aryn died?) And if Varys is only interested in saving Danny then we don't need to tell him shit because she does fine.

I'm going to sleep now, I hope you continue with the quest and ignore the haters OP. No vote for what to do this night though. Maybe hunt down the guy who becomes the high sparrow and get our murder on.

Also if you retards couldn't tell this was a massive self insert wank fest from the start then you clearly haven't read much fanfiction. Even if OP is samefagging at least they are taking input from the rest of us contributers
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>>396671
Welp, don't have any other quest to look forward to anymore.
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>>396671
>apologizing
>not trying to better oneself
Shit QM. Embrace the horrible decisions of the players and make the most of every possible outcome. Don't let this be your final quest, or you'll be remembered by the hatred of every player in this quest. Losing the trip? Good idea. Giving up forever? Fucking retarded. Thanks for teaching all future QM's a valuable lesson that was basically implied by the board: don't play your own quest.
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>>396674
Nevermind, here he is~
>>396671
And nope. You apologized, you're cool in my book. But I still have my eyes on you.
Now, personal advice, don't try to railroad the players. They can make choices for themselves and you should ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL and retcon only if things are REALLY out of control.

Now hoping you learned something from this, see you next time.
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>>396671
nigga naw.

Come back.
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>>396671
oh come on
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>>396671
Op you probably sealed by fate by suicide
Please can we start again pls
I'll suck your dick op
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>>396713
I'll join in Velo, please.

Please dont leave us mang.

pic related.
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>>396671
Velo is dead but another name fag may raise don't give up on being a Qm
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>>396728
/tg/ id confirms it
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>>396308
>>396671
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>>396671
I'm fuckibg suck your dick plz don't leave me op
I love your writing plz
Plz come back
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everyone ready for /qst/ to finally throw in the towel? The first quest I've followed heavily in months is dead so why bother
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>>396724
This, pls cum back.
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VELO YOUR CHILDREN CRY FOR YOU

WHY DO YOU LEAVE US?!!?
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>All these cucks begging for the railroading QM to come back.
Pathetic.
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>>396774
Tbh even if he was railroading it's better than everything on this board right now
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>>396774
Fuck you, you stupid cuck cunt fucking scum fucking shitskin fuck
Piss off
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>>396774
Nigga you didn't know he was railroading till the trip incident, shut yo mouth.
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>>396774
I just want a decent GoT quest.
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>>396792
Your taste a shit.

>>396800
Stop with the damage control, Velo.
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>>396792
How the fuck would you rate this higher than some of the stuff on this board?

It was just a Game of Throne Power fantasy fanfiction man. I can't tell if you have really low standards or some warped high standards.
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>>396805
nigga I ain't velo.
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Velo

I swear I will start a fucking patreon for you if you just start running it again. im sure other anons would agree that shit's worth it you got talent
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Well, fuck. I guess i missed some shit while i was at work today. Eh, it was ok while it lasted, i guess.

now im just pissed off. I mean, >>396792
but still... Fuck you Velo.
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>>396813
This
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>>396807
Compared to
> Some weird loli quest
> 6+ failed civ threads or just plain fucking stupid or memey
> more magical girls
> talking ape civ?
> draw thread #2747382929838292

Yeah high quality board m8
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>>396813
So pathetic...
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>>396822
Stfu cancer cuck fuck
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>>396820
>Banished
>Hellborn
>Lost Island
>Northern Beasts
>Three Kingdoms
>Pokemon Conflict
>Hero Guardian
>Melancholy

Dude just admit you aren't actually checking out the quests on here and are sad the fanfiction you liked is dead.
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>>396820
>Some weird loli quest
Mind elaborating on this bit?
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>>396828
Have you seen the writing in these
It's shit compared
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>>396828
Hell yeah Three Kingdoms Quest! I need to check out these others too then.
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>>396820
>Banished Quest
>Jedi Lord Quest
>Three Kingdoms Quest
>Hero Guardian Quest
>The two Pokemon quests
>Northern Beasts Quest

I see you've really checked out other quests, anon. Good job.
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>>396842
>Velo's writing
>Anything above mediocre

Just because you really like Game of Thrones doesn't make meh writing any better.
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>>396842
You're joking right? Like, you're fucking playing us right now right? Right?
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>>396803
If you just want more trashy and poorly written GoT powerfantasy #752 that badly then just go over to SB or SV, you'll be right at home there.
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>>396862
Mad?
Did I critique your favourite quest?
Fuck off
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>>396870
Not as mad as you it seems. How does it feel that your QM shot himself in the face and that you will never know the ending to GoT powerfantasy #854?
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>>396879
Aren't all quests power fantasies?

And why is everyone saying he was a good writer?
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>>396671

Good choice on this one, it never would have been able to shake this off of it's record. But I will say I was enjoying the quest and your writing is solid. Don't let this be the end, pick up a new trip and start again with a new quest if you were enjoying running, I was enjoying playing but that ruined the quest.
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>>396671
Wow, what a faggot. I was actually enjoying the quest.
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>>396847
>Northern Beasts

so much fun saying a vote and never talking to anyone amirite
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Salty anons upset at a qm keeping them from fucking them elves kill another quest I like.... This is like pokegirl all over again
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>>396902

Play Agency is one of the most fundamental parts of any roleplaying, that's why we fucking roleplay instead of reading books or watching movies. So we have a say in the story even if that means killing ourselves
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>>396915
Yeah, this. i thought we had choices here. guess fucking not.
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>>396889
Yeah, hence why I'm throwing it out. I don't think I'd run a quest again though, I know it sounds petty and stupid but this is really crushing for me. It might be a shitty power fantasy or whatever, but fuck dude I put a lot of effort in to preparing a whole subplot to the actual series and there's zero chance of recovering from this nose dive now that the fucking meme vultures have set in to feed on the thread
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>>396931
Where did you even actually plan on taking us? Putting us on the Iron Throne? Kek
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>>396931
Don't let this keep you down everyone makes mistakes this quest mabye dead but you can always make more just don't repeat your mistakes
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>>396931
>but fuck dude I put a lot of effort in to preparing a whole subplot to the actual series

That you would railroad them into.

Stop planning so hard and go with the flow of player choices dumbass. It's a quest not a novel.
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>>396671
thank you a lot bro. I haven't read this thread yet so need to find out what happened :(
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>>396931
Well velo thanks for being honest and entertaining ............. Fuck at least you are better than ego
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>>396946
There was another human from Earth in the North that was going to be introduced as the second MC after you finished the beginning of the King's Landing Arc

That's all I'll say about it
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>>396931
Please op
Join the discord where the cunts aren't
We all want you to run another quest or even continue next week

I mean your writing Made me jizz in my pants
I don't care if you want to join in
Just ducking love you man

Heres the link
Please join man
I'll just kick the salty cunts
https://discord.gg/AKKfU

It would just be nice to chat with you and shit
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>>396931
Look friend, I think you tried your best and I know you've learned your lesson. Don't just fucking quit, pick yourself up and try it again when you feel ready. That's the way of the QM.

Even if you got yourself blown-the-fuck-out, you know what not to do next time. Strap on another trip and do what you have to when the time comes alright.

And no, it doesn't sound petty and stupid that this sucks for you. Nobody likes to have their shit destroyed. Keep your head up, chummer.
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>>396968
Yes create that circlejerk so you can lick your wounds.

I haven't seen such ass devastation in quests for awhile. It's refreshing.
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>>396931
Don't quit man
That's true defeat
Love you man
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>>396978
Yeah, or is this just Velo sucking his own dick?
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>>396931
Dude, again, making mistakes is how you learn.
But don't go blaming "meme vultures" that have set in because of a massive screw-up YOU did.
>shitty power fantasy
Yes, that's because it is. Seriously, I feel like this needs to be said everytime: you're not writing a story. You are playing a game, and in a game the goal is for EVERYONE to have fun.
This means you have to let the players choose for themselves.

>whole subplot
1)Don't plan too far ahead.
2)Unplanned directives can result in a greater amount of fun than if everything went according to plan. There's this litle thing called... improvisation?
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>>396985

Oh god, what if it spread beyond the thread, what if all of qst is Velo?
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>>397008
Oh, shit, maybe it already happened! We may be the only real Anons left!
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>>397018

How can I be sure though Anon, HOW CAN I BE SURE YOU'RE YOU
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>>396931
and "meme vultures?" yeah, super fuck you Velo, you brought all this fucking crap down on your own head. That remark made you into a fucking joke to me.
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>>397027
EXISTENTIAL PROBLEMS!!! AAAAHHH!
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>>397036

Well at least qst got one of it's very first memes from him
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>>397048
Sure seems to have.

Every quest has it's purpose, i suppose. This created a meme.
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>>397055

Well this looks done, shoving off from this burned land burned harder than the Sept of Baylor best of luck in new threads mate or should I say ... velo
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>>397106
yup, yup. later man
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Hey guys TrickQM here.

I'm a QM an I'm currently running Lost Island Quest.

Game of Thrones is my jam. It is my jam so fucking hard.

I was really looking forward to this quest but y'know, nu-Qms right?

Don't know how long it'll take but if you're all around by the time I'm finished with my other quest I'll run a "You Awake in Westeros" quest where I don't try to railroad you as another player.

Peace.
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>>397118
I turn away for a day and the while quest imploded on it self. Holy shit, so I guess what drew alot of people in here was being a simple person who makes theor own destiny then?

Question then Anon's what do you prefer quest with already generated characters or ones that create a character that you then play.

Was somewhat thinking of doing a cyoa of a quest in Westeros
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>>397327
No shit? i'll give some GoT a chance again. even if you are velo
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>>397351
I, unlike anyone else who might run, have a proven track record of not being Velo.

I even have proof.

So you're golden.
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>>397359
I know it, man. I'll wait for your GoT to take off and try to be a good Anon with it
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>>397359
Feel free to! I love your writing honestly. I'd like to actually just sit back and play my own idea (without needing to hide it) for once
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>>397371
[1:29 PM] Velo: Also lol someone is already feeding off of the thread for their own quest
[1:29 PM] Velo: Didn't take long
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>I love your writing honestly.

Velo is a player in my quest?

Woah!
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I come back from work and all this bullshit has happened? Mother of twelve bastards! We should have just fucked Elinor with this outcome.
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>>397327
are you going to pick up where this one left off tho? It looked pretty promising t b h
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>>397714
Yeah, this is what we get for having jobs. check out /qtg/ it gets worse
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>>397384

Velo is every player in your quest even me, also everyone in the general too, didn't you pay attention to the thread
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>>397714
It doesn't take long for a shitstorm to start
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I know I should probably be upset that one of the most interesting threads on qst (for me) has been obliterated, but the way this ended was just so bat-shit ridiculous all I can really do is laugh.

>>397327
Thank you for your opportunism. GoT is my jam too. See you there probs.
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>>397739
i would like to, but Velo wouldn't share his notes and I think he doesn't want me to touch his baby that he still has pride in.
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>>397793

Nah run your own man, this one is forever tainted now that we know how he wanted it to go. Plus it'll give the chance for a new character to form and that's always fun.
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>>397793
I hope you don't to be honest. Starting from scratch would feel more legitimate to me, considering it felt like the Velo forgot our actor background a couple of times, such as hiding our nervousness last thread. Also think that a fresh start would be better in general. But whatever, I'd still play it.
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>>397793
I say fresh start as well, but that's this anon.
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>>397840
>>397826
>>397820

See I'd want to start fresh too. So I will. I just figured since Velo wanted to play this quest really badly I'd give him a chance to do so.

But thankfully I've burned that bridge for all interested parties -- myself, Velo and you the potential fans. I really don't want to start the quest asking where do you guys appear so I'll just have that vote now.

>The Reach
>Dorne
>The Free Cities
>The North
>The Crownlands
>The Iron Isles
>The Riverlands
>The Stormlands
>The Westerlands

I also feel taking over this quest while Velo is weak is a very Game of Thrones thing to do.
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>>397876
>Dorne

Let's start where the best plotters are
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>>397876
north... help it's snowing and ii am naked and where am i? either that or the river oh no I just woke upon a riverbank what happened?
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>>397876

Dorne, i still remember HDW from Princely's quest
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>>397897
>HDW from Princely's quest
???

Explain anon!
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>>397876
Dorne need the lewd stuff
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>>397876
>The North
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>>397918
Hot Dornish Wife, more of a meme, but always a goal. Started off in the Arbor. Good times
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>>397922
Good point. Do you lewds Trick?

No idea on the location though.
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>>397876
>>Dorne
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>>397936
I'll write lewd situations but I will not write smut I guess.

You can have a harem though. FOR SURE you can have a harem. Or just one waifu if that's your thing. I'll leave it up to you the players.
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>>397936
Oberyn does everything
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>>397876
The North, I guess.
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>>397876
>Uses the corpse of Velo's thread as his Chargen Thread 0

Absolute madman!
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>>397958
And yet... so very fitting.
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>>397962
It's still Velo :^)
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>>397876
>Stormlands
Stannis is the rightful King.
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>>397967
Fuck, you're right. too many posts by this ID now. I must be him. aren't you too?
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>>397876
>The Stormlands
Has a GoT quest ever started here? It sounds interesting to me.
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>>397974
Pls it's a twist for the end no spoilers
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>>397876
>Dorne
Sandniggers represent
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>>397876
>The North
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>>397876
>The North
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>>397989
+1
For the mannis
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Alright I'm pretty sure The North won but if someone counts and finds out The North didn't win just tell me.

Time for stats.

>Strength
>Dexterity
>Intelligence
>Willpower/Wisdom
>Constitution
>Charisma

>Choose the two you're best at


I also forgot to include the Vale of Arryn in the previous vote but too late for that.
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>>398090
>Strength
>Intelligence
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>>398090
Charisma and Constitution
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>>398090

Yup North won

>Charisma
>Intelligence
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>>398090
>Intelligence
>Charisma
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>>398090
>Intelligence
>Willpower/Wisdom
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>>398090
Charisma, Intelligence
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>>398090
>Strength
>Charisma
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>>398090
>Willpower/Wisdom
>Dexterity
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>>398090
intelligence and charisma
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>>398090
>Intelligence
>Charisma
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>>398090
where is the nihilism option.
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>>398090
>Intelligence
>Charisma
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>>398090
>Charisma
>Intelligence
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Alright, pretty sure we're going with Intelligence and Charisma.

Now for Charisma, choose a skill to get a +5 bonus in from the start.

>Diplomacy
>Bluff
>Intimdate

The same for Intelligence. Your choices of skills are

>Knowledge (if this option is chosen, follow up vote for what type)
>Search
>Appraise
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>>398278
>Knowledge
>Diplomacy
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Knowledge (if this option is chosen, follow up vote for what type)
>>
>>398278


diplomancy
search
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>>398278
>Bluff
>Knowledge (if this option is chosen, follow up vote for what type)

Con Artist MC?
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Knowledge (if this option is chosen, follow up vote for what type)
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Appraise
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>>398289
>GaY
wew
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Search
We /spymaster/ now
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>>398308
Yeah, i saw that earlier. Even 4chan knows im a useless faggot, lol
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>>398318
>lol
Yes, you ARE a faggot.
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Search
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Search
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>>397048
TFW you were a part of the creation of one of /qst/'s first memes
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>>398278
>Diplomacy
>Knowledge (if this option is chosen, follow up vote for what type)
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>>398382
Wait are you...velo?
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>>398382
it sure sounds like something velo would say.
>>398404

Wait.... are you velo too?
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I'm part of the new meme
Meme vulture
Feel good man
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>>398412
But I was chosen I have the /tg/ Id ......unless.....tg is velo
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>>398421
My Gods, the infection spread! All /tg/ is Velo! We must purge it all!
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Alright, pretty sure Knowledge and Diplomacy won.

So here are your options for knowledge

>History
>Nature
>Navigation
>Nobility
>Religion
>Stewardship
>Warfare

Now some of these options are just things you might be smart at before entering Westeros.

Others just demonstrate your dedication to the novels and the tv show.
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>>398421
But seriously though I'm kinda sad this meme exist as it was created because of one mistake
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>>398431
nihilism
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>>398431
>Nature
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>>398431
>Warfare
We be like a Roman general
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>>398431
I think that we should go with history
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>>398437
Your ID is now banned from my quest :P
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>>398431
>Warfare
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>>398447
shit, that'll teach me not to be a little shit before the almighty Trick! Let us all suck his long and thick dick!
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>>398431
Warfare
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>>398431
Gosh, it's so vague everything feels like a mystery box. Does history apply to the history of westeros or real life?
Unless it's supposed to be vague.
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>>398460
What even
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>>398479
What would knowing history of the real world actually help?

I'll say it applies to both just to put you at ease.
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>>398481
I must come clean.I thought I could steer the quest in the direction i wanted.
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>>398488
Tfw trick is velo
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>>398488
>>398487
Look at these fucking impostors. This is my quest now!
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>>398493
I'm sorry. I will never run again. I am dropping every quest I ever made.

Also fuck maids. Maids a shit.
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>>398431
>Nature
>>
Feels good to be part of the mem lads
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>>398431
>Nature
We know all about them resources. Better than most anyone here!
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>>398498
>>398496
>>398488
This thread birthed something horrible
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>>398512
Might as well go nature sense history isn't wining
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>>398487
Yeah, either History or Nobility has my vote. Either one could find us an obscure "in" for us into the game.
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>>398519
Wait hstory has a chance! Switching back to history
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>>398498
Excuse me, but what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, young master? It seems it's about time I informed you that before I entered service of this household, I was a top graduate in the Navy Seals, in which I performed cleaning duties on numerous secret raids on your basement, and I have over 300 confirmed positive reviews. I am trained in gorilla cage cleaning and I'm the top janitor in the entire US armed forces. You mean very much to me as another client. I will wipe your room the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leaving such a mess before me on the internet? Think again, master. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of maids across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, master. The storm that wipes out the pathetic mess you call your room. You're fucking cleaned, kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can clean your household in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with toilet paper. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed cleaning, but I have access to the entire closet of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable messes off the surfaces of your walls, young master. If only you could have known what motherly concern your little "dirty" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have broken your unclean habits. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now I'll show you how to live properly, young master. I will spray windex all over your room and you will drown in it. You're fucking attended, master.
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Alright it's a three way tie between

History
Nature
and Warfare

I could have a roll off but fuck it.

For this case and this case only, I'll give y'all a +5 to all three Knowledges. You smart.
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>>398553
Sweet, incidental bonus shit!
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>>398551
Pls stahp no more memes
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>>398553
Clearly we were valedictorian of our class
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>>398551

I don't know, maids are pretty shit. You a shit. Everyone should hate you.
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>>398553
Well then we have a chance at surviving and convincing Ned no to be an idiot completely fucking the continuity
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>>398583
Why
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>>398600
STOP MAKING ME A TARGET REEEEEE
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>>398600
You are the only impostor here famalam.

I bet you don't even like maids you fucking poser.
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My name is Meido, and I like going underneath skirts to suck maid dick.
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>>398608
>>398600
Your memes are shit,your waifu is shit,please stop
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>>398404
>>398412
Yea, it's me
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>>398621
Fuck off impostor.
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>>398616
>>398618
Op this threads degeneration into a play ground fight in a cease pool of memes is happening quick I sense a shitstorm brewing
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>>398621
This thread needs more shitposting
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>>398632
What a nice looking username.
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>>398553
So are we done here? Or are we choosing more stuff?
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>>398639
Woah holy shit dude. Nice actual trip there.
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>>398639
Uh sure.

>Man
>Woman

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I'm DOING IT!
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Should I die in a hole now?
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>>398639
>VIRGIN
sick tripcode
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>>398648
woman, why the fuck not. Man may be a fuckton easier though.
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>>398643
This is my /sp/ trip, maybe I'll use it full time here

>>398648
Man
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>>398649
SHould have done that a long time ago.
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>>398648
>Woman
Can I vote here?
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>>398648
Man. Being a woman would be so much harder in this world
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>>398648
>Man
>>398651
trying for a sicker one.
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>>398659
Wow, maids are really for faggots aren't they?
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>>398648
>Man
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>>398648
>Man

We gotta suck the maids off.
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>>398659
Man the birth of a meme is a long and bloody one full of sacrifice and shitposting
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>>398673
You won't be okay
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>>398677
It sure is pal
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>>398670
Totes, broseidon. Also I suck off redneck furfags in exchange for McDonalds dollar menu items.
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>>398648
Man, please be a man.

Being a woman is so stupid in this universe if we aren't highborn royalty.
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>>398648
Trap
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>>398678
You were once an anon who wished for nihalism now your a shitposter the most greatest metamorphosis of a poster
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>>398690
That is MY Redneck furfag.
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>>398699
Please, donate to my patreon to encourage my shitposting ways.
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>>398682
Oh god meme vultures need to be a thing if /way/ survives
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>>398710
*/qst/
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>>398648
>Man
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>>398707
Can't we share him bb
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>>398648
>Man
>>
I come back four hours later to find not only children playing in the corpse of a GoT thread, but the next guy who wants to run the same premise using the same corpse to generate the next MC's history.

I am fucking impressed.

>>398648
MAN
>>
I did not see things turning out like this
>>398648
>man
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>>398727
>>398707
It's called a spitroast, we can make it work.
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>>398734
Pls help the meme vultures have descended. In all seriousness it's really bad now
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>>398738
aw yee we gon play this nigga like an accordion. Can we DA him too?
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>>398748
nigga in order to make sure he feels anything we gon need lik seven cocks in there.
Maybe more
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>>398754
>>398748
Why
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>>398754
Sheeeeiiiit nigga y don't we just climb on inside
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You are Velo. Well, that's not your real name. It's the online handle you use to run your quest on 4chan. Your quest that just fucking died. Goddammit why did you have to be such an idiot?! This mistake has sapped all energy from you. You can't continue this fucking quest. All your notes – trashed. You'll have to change your name and your trip, run a completely new and different quest – FUCK!

You wouldn't say you're depressed but you're definitely bummed out by all this. You very well may be the first laughingstock punchline of the new /qst/ board.

You sigh as you lean back in your swivel chair, hands behind your head. Ugh. You might as well just get some sleep.

Plopping down into your racecar bed, you don't even bother taking your clothes off. What would it even matter. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

. . .

Your body shivers against your will. When did it get so cold? You reach over, still semi-unconscious to grab the sheets and pull it up over your head.

Your hand sinks into something soft and cold. Your eyes shoot open as you look up and see the only blanket covering you is a blanket of snow.

The valley you're laying in also happens to be covered in the white slush, although it all seems to be melting with the rising sun.

Why the fuck are you outside in the middle of some . . . Nature Preserve or something? Did you get kidnapped while you were sleeping?!

You sit up and let the slowly melting ice water drip off you. You're naked too. What happened to your jeans and t-shirt? What happened to – OH NO!

. . .

NO NO NO NO! Why . . . how could this . . . shit! This is a dream! A nightmare, it has to be.

>Totally a dream. Your subconscious mind is putting you in your own quest
>Accept that you've been punished by some dark God for your railraoding transgressions

AND

>What do you do first? (write-in)
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>>398762
>>Accept that you've been punished by some dark God for your railraoding transgressions

>Masturbate furiously
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>>398766
Seconding this
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>>398762
>I go and pretend to accept I fucked up, but go and do the same thing in a different thread later
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>>398762
>Accept that you've been punished by some dark God for your railraoding transgressions
>What do you do first? (write-in)
Give our self a name. 'Velo' has worn out it's welcome.
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>>398766
this
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>>398762
>Accept
>Look if you see any smoke in the distance and head in that way
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>>398762
>Totally a dream. Your subconscious mind is putting you in your own quest

>Try to find some clothes
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>>398762
Even the op is shitposting i feel bad for velo. No one deserves the fate of becoming a meme
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>>398762
>>Accept that you've been punished by some dark God for your railraoding transgressions
>What do you do first? (write-in)
Scream to Kek that we are sorry followed by getting up and look for smoke rising to show civilization

>>398766
Masturbate first for warmth.
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>>398762
>Accept that you've been punished by some dark God for your railraoding transgressions

Give our self a name. 'Velo' has worn out it's welcome
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>>398780
He's not a meme! He is your new main character!
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>>398762
>accept punishment
>masturbate contentedly
>get caught by Ramsey Snow
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>>398780
well that's one way to put it... Velo
>>
Alright yeah, it was a jokey first post but I'm seriously doing this so all masturbation related votes will be ignored.
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>>398762
>All of these people talking about masturbating..

nuOP can you start a new thread? And please ignore the shitposts replies...
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>>398796
This is still going to be up for another three days.

i'm not going to fill up this board with useless threads.
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>>398795
CHOO CHOOOOO
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>>398783
This shitposting has gone to far man velo if your reading this sorry for the shitstorm that unfolded
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>>398795
Go looking for smoke in the distance people will be there
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>>398800
The shitposting won't end until you start fresh.
Make The New Thread.

The memes must die.
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>>398803
fuck off velo
>>
Alright, you've accepted your fate.

This is a willpower roll.

1d100 + 20 due to already contemplating this happening via your quest.

Average of the first three rolls.
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Rolled 52 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

Rollan!
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Rolled 93 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>398819
>>
>>398819
>>
>>398804
Yes, look for smoke so you can find people to masturbate in front of
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>398819
>>
Welp time to jump in that hole. Hope things get better op
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>>398821
>>398822
>>398827
Damn, that's pretty good.

Good job there guys.
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>>398830
Alright, see you Velo.
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>>398826
Aim it into our mouth if anything else
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>>398793
>>398803

So you say Velo
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>>398835
Gotta get dem nutrients to survive.
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we need to find a croft and become adopted to that old couple who Bran gave a child to or something when he was governing Winterfell.
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>>398843
Exactly.Number one survival tip if you're lost.

Jerk off into your mouth so you can have protein and continue to produce more jizz for you to swallow.
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>>398849
>>398843
Are you guys 13-17 or something?

I'm cringing really really hard right now.
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>>398856
No there shitposters
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>>398856
There really alot of cringe when there no need to.
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>>398856
Sounds like someone hasn't gotten enough protein.
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>>398862
they're?
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>>398856
It's likely the same guy using his computer and his phone.
I hope.
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>>398862
>>398856
>Not jerking into your mouth for survival
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>>398866
Do I look like Velo?
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>>398865
Thank you
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>>398866
Keep hoping if you wish but know that it is in vain, we are legion. And have some protein.
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>>398879
Don't thank me, faggot. Go to school for grammar.
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GUYS

ignore the cumposters.


we need to become a minor lord or something. Start building cannons and stuff and become impenetrable.
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>>398873
Yes
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>>398866
You underestimate the power of a shitposter one shitpost attracts a large amount of them
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>>398886
No one is impenetrable around me, baby.
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>>398886
>cannons and stuff
>impenetrable
So you wanna be a power top?
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>>398886
I'll penetrate you if you know what I mean.
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>>398885
I'm sorry senpai don't kill my family
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>>398906
>senpai
Don't use Japanese phrases, you fucking weeb.
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>>398892
>You underestimate the power of a shitposter one shitpost attracts a large amount of them
just hope Op will respond to our high rolls.
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>>398900
>>398897
>>398893
This is getting really bad we gave them to much power
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>>398909
>Calling someone else a weeb
Rich coming from you famalamadingdong.
>>
>99
You succeeded on a willpower check
Your will power is now 1/3rd of the way to being above average.


You can accept this. Hell, this is honestly your dream come fucking true. In fact, everyone who could hold your mistakes over your head is in a completely different universe or dead right now. A fresh start. A blank check ready to be filled in with your future destiny.

This is awesome. You know this world so well. You've read every novel, you've spoken with Elio and Linda. You've gotten a signed copy of A Dance with Dragons by GRRM himself. You watched every episode of the series AND you talk with your friends both pre and post showings at your house.

You are the A Song of Ice and Fire master and with a bit of wit, grit and panache you can make a better life for yourself here than you ever had back in the “real world”.

But first, you need to survive the first few moments of your new life. Shit, you're shivering. Why did it have to be the . . . you're guessing the North. You hope you aren't beyond the Wall – you're fucking dead if that's the case.

Guess you best start with searching for smoke in the distance. Maybe find some smallfolk willing to help a poor naked stranger.

You trudge through the snow as you search for some sign of civilization in the distance. Hopefully smoke. It would be an accurate indicator.

While you move you think that perhaps you should go by a different name. No one here knows you. Let's see . . . yeah, you're done with Velo. That name just holds bad memories now.

There is your REAL name you could go with. Or maybe a made up one.

>Choose a new name (write-in) Shitposts will be ignored

AND

>Roll me a search check, 1d100 best of 3!
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>>398909
>He doesn't know about the word filters
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>>398917
Yeah that was probably the wrong thing too do.
>>
Fuck u u fucking faggot weeb shitnigger

Btw on ithing also drunk on nigger blood heil pol
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>398924
>Tim.
>>
>>398924
>Name
William
Shakespeare
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>398924
Gary
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>398924
>Isaac
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>398924
Issac
>>
>>398924
Tyrone
>>
>>398909
My inner weeb hungers
Now for things that are actually relevant we need to find a way to convince Ned not to be stupid
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>398924
James
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>398924

Duncan
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>398924
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>398937
>lets fucking do it op
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>>398941
>>398939
>>398934
>These rolls
we gon' freeze aren't we?
>>
>>398944
DeAndre
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>398924
>William Shakespeare
>>
>>398932
Oh no it's spreading
>>
>>398924
Syrav Tome, Lord of Mytherion.

We are a forgotten minor noble family from the far west living in obscurity, we can pull the rest off with some minor bluffs.

White walkers killed our family or something convenient.
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>>398961
Fuck it.
William Shakespeare
Don't let your meme's be dreams.
>>
Weird. Anyway we gotta lay low and build a landholding for ourselves. If we get a few machine guns and loyal guards who are trained then we will be gucci. Find out where the oil is and we can make motorbikes
>>
Alright, one last vote.

>William of the House Shakespeare

or

>Isaac

Also, roll me 1d100, average of three. This is a constitution check.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>398975
>William
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>398975
>William of the House Shakespeare
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>>398974
Yeah I'll just pull all that shit out of my ass.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>398975
>William of the House Shakespeare
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>398975
>William of the House Shakespeare
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>398975
>William of the House Shakespeare
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>>398975
DeAndre of house DinduNuffin
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>>398975
So how are we going to explain the sudden appearance of our 'house'?
>>
>>398970
>white walkers
Does anyone in Westeros who's never been north of the wall even believe in those at this point in the story?
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>>398995
I think we should claim that we are of no house, if we gain a title, our house should be house Shakespeare
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>>398995
I don't know how are you going to explain the sudden appearance of your house?
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>>398996
I was going to situate our family island as being North West of Bear island, almost or infact literally beyond the wall.
>>
>>398975
William
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>>398998
Does>>398997 seem acceptable?
>>
>>398998
We lie easy as that. Lie our ass off
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>>398999
Right but my point is who would believe us? Ned went to his fucking grave never believing in white walkers.
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>>397876
Well I was enjoying the view from the reach but if you now I wondering where we could get up to in storms end. Also Fuck the sand sneks
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>>399003
Gimme a second I'm writing!

Depends who you're talking to I assume.
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>>398998
A minor nobility exiled thousands of years ago, content to our existence on our island for many generations.. One day a troop of Ice-Men razed our village to the ground.

You were barely able to escape the complete death of your bloodline yourself, You seek to warn the Nights Watch of the impending threat. (Advanced knowledge of all things is dank here)

Nobility would explain our state of health and education, whereas the dishonour of being exiled and forgotten takes away the suspicion of us suddenly popping out of nowhere.
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>>399012
I like this more
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>>399012
thats smart
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>>399007
Nobody needs to believe us about the white walkers, they just need to help us not die and to get to our boi.
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>>399012
Noice
No memes, I support it.
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>>399024
>>399019
>>399014
>>399012
DW guys OP is busy writing the meme post
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>>399026
I know we just showing our support making his job easy.
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>>398697
You could always woo the imp by being friendly to him
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>>399032
Nobody wants to get strangled here except (you)
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>58
You succeeded on a constitution check . . . sorta
Your constitution is now 1/3rd of the way to being above average.


You wander through the icy valley, winds whipping up frost and snow, almost blinding you at points and making it hard to see any distant signs of smoke from where you are. While this isn't quite the blizzard, you do inwardly chuckle at the idea of these being the 'Winds of Winter'. Man, you're going to miss that book now, aren't you? Shit, you hope it doesn't have some secret information inside about how to defeat the White Walkers.

That's assuming it ever comes out the fat, lazy . . . no, no need to get mad at a man who no longer exists as far as this world is concerned.

You grit your teeth against their urge to chatter as your body shivers. You fight through the freezing cold assaulting your pale, flabby flesh – not used to extreme cold like this in the slightest.

You manage to make it out of that ice-blasted valley after many minutes – perhaps HOURS – of stomping and into some flatter land, much greener and untouched by the summer snows. That valley probably created quite the wind tunnel, making things much colder than out here in the open.

You sigh out at the beautiful sight of the long, dirt road extending from as far as your eye can see in both directions, just a few hundred feet from where you now stand.

The Kingsroad – it has to be. At least you wandered in the right direction. If you had come to the shore and nothing but icy waters you'd probably be dead right now.

Right next to the road you see smoke, but more importantly than the smoke you see the relatively large cottage – the only distinguishing landmark in sight. Other than the distant noises of oinking pigs and a whinnying horse nearby, you spot an older gentleman who seems to be plowing the field out back of his house. His hair is grey, but he still seems quite muscular and sturdy – a life built on hard, manual labor. You don't hear the noise of any other person, but for some reason you doubt the old man lives alone.

>Sneak into the house
>Approach the man and introduce yourself (what do you say exactly?)
>Start walking down the Kingsroad
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399049
>Approach the man and introduce yourself (what do you say exactly?)

Um, hi, i got drunk and lost and i need help. Clothes too.

sorry, getting intoxicated, hard to think. some good anon should expand on this
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>>399049
>>Approach the man and introduce yourself (what do you say exactly?)
Got any spare clothes?
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>>398970
> far west
Errr, would active actually believe that?
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>>399049
>>Approach the man and introduce yourself
Hello Sir I seem to be lost?
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>>399063
This.

Hey Trick if you were the one who made island Quest I was the guy who mostly played in the beginning. Glad such a good OP is taking over a really cool quest. Keep being awesome.
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>>399063
>>399075

>Calling a man Ser
>In a land where that's a legitimate title

I know you're not shitposting I'm just saying, the character would know not to do that.
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>>399049
>Approach the man
I'm lost and I need some clothes. I seem to have lost them.
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>>399060
This happened thousands of years ago and we were really quite minor.

Literally the 3rd cousin of the uncle of a Bear family member, knighted one day and banished the next,
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>>399079
did i type ser or did i type SIR?
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>>399087
The fuck's a sir?

Regardless

Roll me 1d100 + 5, best of 3. Diplomacy check.
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Rolled 65 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399091
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>399091
>>
Rolled 22 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

rollan
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Rolled 44 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399091
>>
Rolled 24 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399091
>>
>>399049
> approach
act as some down trodden minor noble's son from the north who got BTFO by some wilding raiders who let you run of naked in the snow add a laugh, fucking mance right
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>>399092
>>399093
>>399094
>48 average
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>>399101
Nah man we William Shakespeare!!, We making machine guns and cannons! xD
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>>399107
Best anon. Best of 3
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>>399113
Don't died on me TrickQM
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>>399220
Almost done I swear.
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>>399232
Just checking. Thanks for doing this. :^)
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>>399232
Let's see what 40+ minutes of writing looks like
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You approach the man, your aching, sore feet partially glad they are no longer being submerged in snow. Although the rocky, green ground still proves painful on your toes.

When you get close enough to not have to shout yourself hoarse just for his aging ears to hear you, you speak.

“H-hello!” you call shakily. The man startle and swivels around, the hoe in his hands gripped firmly like it was a weapon and shield all wrapped into one.

After spotting you, he visibly calms down before squinting at your naked form.

“Yuh git,” he shouts back, in an oddly unplaceable accent. “The fuck you doin' runnin' around nekkid, fir?”

“I'm lost,” you inform him. Not a lie. “And I seem to have lost my clothes.” Also not a lie. “Could you spare a set?”

His features suddenly grow dark.

“Only two type a people runnin' round nekkid in th' snow. Fools . . . and the types knowin' it best to be caught nekkid than the clothes they in. Yuh a deserter? Wouldn' be th' first ah've run off, ya hear?”

“No!” you plead. “I swear. I'm not a deserter. Just a fool. Even if I was with the Night's Watch why would I throw away my weapons and my smallclothes too?”

The old gardener hrumphs, nodding sagely to your words.

“Ah believe yuh. Yuh talk decent enough. Whats' yuh're name, boy?”

Well, this is a lie. But perhaps it isn't. A bit of an inside joke to yourself and your new identity. “My name is William.”

“Nevuh heard of a William before. Willem, sure. No Williams. He waves you over. “Follow me. Name's Timos.” You follow the old man, a new giddiness in your steps as the prospect of not being in the buff energizes you.

He opens the door to his cottage and shouts inside. “Dara, grab uh set of Cayn's clothes. An' Arya git sum food ready. We've a guest.” He notices the shock on your face, although what you know to be mere surprise at hearing a familiar name he takes to mean something completely different.

He looks at you harshly and points a finger in your face. “Stay away from muh daughters.”

Eventually a girl runs downstairs and shoves a set of clothes into Timos's hands. He kicks her back inside when she tries to get her head out to take a sneak peek at the source of something interesting happening in her most likely boring life. He hands you the clothes and you dress yourself in perfectly average peasant attire. Until you get to the boots.

Crap. Your left pinky toe is almost entirely black. That's . . . that's not good. Timos looks down at your predicament and grimaces.

“Not good yuh fool. Uh'll help yuh cut it off.”

What?!

>Y-y-yeah let's cut that toe off!
>Nope! Just gonna put this boot on
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>>399244
>Nope! Just gonna put this boot on
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>>399244
>Y-y-yeah let's cut that toe off!

not like that condition'll get any better. best to deal with it now.
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>>399244
>Nope
Put the foot in warm water we need to warm it up. No point to cut it if it can be saved.
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>>399244
>>Y-y-yeah let's cut that toe off!
As someone from the modern era, we should know that keeping that thing on will lead to sepsis. Not to mention it's just our pinky toe, not like it's important or anything.

By the way OP, you are a god amongst men, picking up what I thought to be a dead thread and all. May this thread go down in the /qst/ ages.
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>>399262
What does happen if you leave it?
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>>399244
>Nope! Just gonna put this boot on
Nothing to dinsinfect therefore no surgery.
there's war around we could catch all kinds of diseases and lose the leg that way too.
Let's not risk that.
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>>399266
maybe they have strong alcohol, that could be a disinfectant. fire works too, if no other options
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>>399244
>Y-y-yeah let's cut that toe off!
Get some alcohol to not get infected or some shit
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>>399269
M8 it's base on a roll it's best to treat it before we cut it off. We could save it with a roll
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>>399269
There's no alcohol that can disinfect enough for us to perform surgery.
Plus it would make us unable to walk to a maester as an exemple.
If there is war there is people who now shit about medicine, let's not trust the first peasant we see to perform surgery.
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>>399276
>>399278
well, if there's a roll, then ill roll for it, though my rolls have been a bit shit.
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>>399275
>>399262
>>399256
There no alcohol to treat it well. We need to try to save it. It's best to try to save it we can always cut it later if we need to be a maester
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>>399244
>Nope! Just gonna put this boot on
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>>399244
>warm water up to 45 degrees or so, very warm but not hot
>soak toe in water, softly massage foot and toe to encourage blood flow
>tightly wrap toe in cloth when done, it should appear distinctly red.

Don't cut it off you barbarians.
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>>399244
>Nope! Just gonna put this boot on
Wait until we find someone qualified to cut it off.
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>>399299
this. We a smart we should know this.
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>>399244
>>399256
changing my vote to

>>399299
this
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>>399299
You understand. We need to try to treat it. that what I'm telling the anons. But they don't want to try to save it.
They trust a peasant to cut it off.
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Alright, writing!
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>>399310
>OP gives us 18 minutes to reach a consensus.


Oy vey Goy
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>>399314
It was a tie at ten minutes.

And I was busy for the next eight.
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>>399299
Okay, changing to this.
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“No. I think that won't be necessary.” You put the boot on and lace it up.

He frowns at you. “Jus' gonna get worse, boy. Uh seen it befir. Thuh toe'll kill yuh.”

“I'm alright. I'll deal with it myself soon.”

He shrugs. “Jus don' die here.” Timos walks inside and you follow him.

You spot a girl no older than ten stewing some sort of soup over the cookfire. You examine her face and confirm that it is not the Arya Stark you're familiar with. No that is some completely different Arya.

Timos pulls out a chair at a wooden table in the middle of his cottage. He gestures for you to sit down as well. You do and finally get a rest from your strenuous exercise this . . . morning? Yeah, it looks to be morning, as you stare out the window.

The old man turns to one the child cooking. “How long yuh think?”

“Just a bit, pa,” she replies dutifully.

He smiles at her and his eyes crinkle a bit, a bit of sweetness entering his old, harried face.

Timos looks back to you. “Sweet gal, muh girl. Named 'er aftuh Lord Stark's youngest. Yuh're in luck, y'know? Deserter killed one of muh pigs th' other day. Dirty basterd. Too much meat and not enough mouths to feed.”

His eyes go wide. “Almost forgot.” He gets up and goes to his cupboard. He comes back with some bread and salt, placing it on the knotted table before you.

Of course. Guest right. The covenant to the gods keeping the two of you from cutting each other's throats before the real food is served.

“Thank you,” you tell him as you rip off a chunk of the bread and lightly salt it. Taking a big bite. It is bland and almost tasteless. He smiles at you as you chew and swallow. Your eyes wander and spot his other daughter, sitting on the stairs leading up the second floor. She catches you staring at her examining you and quickly looks away.

>Treat the toe, ASAP
>Who's Cayn?
>Deserter?
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399356
No shit treat the fucking toe.
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>>399356
>Treat the toe, ASAP
We know who the deserter is it's the guys who came from the wall and fleed the guys who Ned stark is going to execute.
>Active rewarming is usually achieved by immersing the injured tissue in a water-bath that is held between 40 and 42 °C (104 and 108 °F). Warming of peripheral tissues can increase blood flow from these areas back to the body's core. This may produce a decrease in the body's core temperature and increase the risk of abnormal heart rhythms.
So don't freak out if our heart start beating faster or slower.
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>>399356
>>Treat the toe, ASAP
of course what else are w going to do jack off?!
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>>399356
>Treat the toe, ASAP
Show him, because if it works he can teach others later. One good deed deserves another.

>Something else?
Which way to Winterfell...how long would it take to get there?
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>>399371
>Which way to Winterfell...how long would it take to get there?
I guess that's pretty important.
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Alright, roll me 1d100, average of the first three.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>399383
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>>399383
Healing check, I should probably specify.
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>>399383
Rolling for boy maid cocks
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>>399386
>no roll
i guess that settle this question.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>399383
Mad healing bro
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>>399383
Nat 1 here I come!
>>399384
noice
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>>399389
Boy maid cocks are pure, they don't need a roll.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>399383
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>>399396
>>399390
>>399384


Wew!

Nat 1s are always fun
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>399393
I forgot to roll.
>>399396
Ah never mind someone else got it for me.
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>>399356
Could I trouble you for a foot bath during dinner... Maybe a massage afterwards, haha. Also that wouldn't happen to be the Kingsroad running past your farm would it.
What the Fuck are we going to do in winterfell? Voting for not being a guard again. Maybe wooing the master is still on the cards though. Or we could get a soap box and prophesize doom from the main square.
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>>399396
>>399390
>>399384
57 average.
Still good.
>>399398
wtf is going on.
You guys should stop rolling.
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Alright, now also roll me a willpower check, average of three.
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>>399397
It's still avg of the three though...right?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

let's hope we don't get a 3
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>>399403
cock
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>399404
DONT WORRY I GOT THIS!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>399404
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>399404
Peg leg?
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>>399398

>>399403
>>399409
okaaay maaaybe I should stop rolling.
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>>399410
>>399409
>>399407
The average system is shafting us really hard.
38 average
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>>399398
>>399409
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>>399417
said the guys who rolled a nat 1, but then saved our ass more or less event tho you were the one to doom it.
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>>399417
We should start a bad roller club. Every time someone gets a bad roll he joins the club.
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>>399404
I haven't played any of your other quests, do you do crit rolls?
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>>399428
Yeah, crits apply. Both ways.
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>>399431
hold up, even on average?
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>>399433
Yes.

100s override.

1s override.
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>>399434
ok we ded.
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>>399434
On a scale of 1 to velo how ded are we?
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>>399438
You're Velo if Velo got gangrene in his pinky toe and then a peasant went to chop it off with a cleaver.
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it's just a pinky toe, not our foot we'll be fine.
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>>399439
We are all Velo
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>>399443
the velo dwells in all of us.
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>>399439
Wait hold up, frostbite and gangrene aren't the same pathologies.
Cutting in gangrene is the best idea but with Frostbite it's only done in specific circumstances.
How the fuck did we catch gangrene in merely hours wtf.
>You manage to make it out of that ice-blasted valley after many minutes – perhaps HOURS
HOW DID WE CATCH A DISEASE SO QUICK IS VELO SOME SORT OF DRUG ADDICT WHO INJECT SHIT IN HIS TOES?
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>>399447
>How the fuck did we catch gangrene in merely hours wtf.

I think you caught gangrene in merely hours because you rolled a 1.

Usually those are fatal.
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>>399447
he was obviously joking. Obviously we turned into a futa bipedal scorpion.
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>>399455
>I think you caught gangrene in merely hours because you rolled a 1.
It's weird to have the healing check define what the disease is.
Seriously tho diagnostic don't define what the disease is.
It's bothring me more than it should i guess.
I thought we just chopped up a healthy toe but then it's not that bad to cut it if it is gangrene?
Somehow the roll was bad but fixed the disease?
We rolled a one on a healing check got treated?
Man i'm confused now.
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>>399459
if you really need to find the realism
maybe it just looks like gangrene
and Velo is just overreacting
since he didn't check up on WebMd right before he got transported to Westeros
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>>399463
You're ruining this quest with this stupid shit, why handicap our hero literally before we do ANYTHING? Stop wasting time and get the show on the road, cutting off toes is edgy and stupid.
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>>399485
losing a toe isn't a handicap idiot.
We can manage.
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>>399487
>Loses toe

GG everyone shut down the quest we done.
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>>399463
M8 don't make us know our toe becaue a crit. M8 have Velo just passed out from pain and in a coma
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>>399494
Dude Bran can't use his legs and he still managed to become like the 2nd most important character in the series.
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>>399502
Who want to be in a wheelchair
I want to kickass standing up and doing front filps. Stupid shit like that
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>>399510
We can still do thoses things while missing a toe, the true problem would be if we have gangrene AND DONT CUT.
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>>399513
M8 I can handle us losing a toe. But to a crit that shit. I would want us to lose that toe fighting not because some cold and a Crit
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>>399523
>Passes out
>>399495
>Passes out and goes into a coma

YOU DID THIS!
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>>399523
M8 you better not give us a negative to our rolls without this toe. Or that shit
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>>399485
>why handicap our hero literally before we do ANYTHING? Stop wasting time and get the show on the road, cutting off toes is edgy and stupid.
Tell that to GRRM you pissant, we in westeros now
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>>399527

>>399523
???
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>>399527
>>399528
hey can you copy paste my post .

I accidentally deleted it.
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>>399532
I just reloaded cause it didnt show the grabge can next to your post. I am quite sorry ser
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>>399532
If we don't lose our toe
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>>399532
“Could you get me a bucket and some . . . hot water?”

Timos looks at you strangely.

You point at your boot. “For the toe. I'm going to try and save it. If I can keep it warm I might be able to thaw it.”

His stare doesn't waver, but eventually he looks to his elder daughter and snaps. She walks downstairs and grabs a bucket before going outside.

She comes back and puts the bucket – filled with water – near the cook fire.

Arya brings you the soup while it warms. It tastes good, the addition of the pig meat making it filling and hearty.

While you eat you decide to chat with Timos.

“How far is it to Winterfeel from here?” you inquire as you unlace your boot.

He grunts. “By foot? A foot yuh won' have much longer? Mebbe a moon. Half that if yuh had a horse.”

You grimace. You don't exactly want to be walking on this foot anytime soon after . . . you feel queasy as you glance down at your toe. That . . . that doesn't look right. Oh yeah, that's gangrenous alright.

Timos follows your gaze and sucks in a breath. “Thuh looks nasty, boy. Yuh sure yuh don' wan –”

“Fuck it. Yeah. Cut it off. I don't want to die. Grab some alcohol. You're going to need to pour it on the wound after you do it.”

Timos sighs as he looks to his daughter. “Grab th' cleaver, Dara.” He grabs another chair and pulls it out. “Put your foot up here.” You bring it up onto the seat as he goes back to his cupboard and pulls out a bottle. He shakes it, letting the liquid contents swish.

The older peasant girl comes to her father, presenting him with a cleaver.

You instinctively recoil, bringing your foot back. “Put it in the fire, so it's clean.”

He grunts his assent and places it in the fireplace.

“Is it sharp?” you ask.

“Cuts through bone like buttuh. No valyrian steel, but it'll seem like it to yuh foot.” He gives a quick laugh that doesn't put you at ease.

After a tense silent wait, Timos eventually pulls the cleaver out. “Dara, hold 'im down. Arya grab the booze an' pour when uh say.”

Dara's hands come to your shoulder as you prepare for the cutting. Timos takes hold of your foot and you jolt in instinctual fear at the contact. He grips your foot tight and readies the cleaver.

You breathe heavily and rapidly. Fuck this is gonna suck really badly. You look up at the cieling.

SWING!

CHOP!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH”

“Pour the booze, Arya!” Timos orders over your scream. She pours the bottle's contents onto your –

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!” you swear as the pain doubles.

“Shhhhh, it'll be alright,” Dara coos into your ear as it burns. You look back down. Timos picks up your fucking toe and tosses it in the fire the fucking bastard! The sight makes your stomach turn.

You mutter, trying to utter some more tips on how to wrap it so it heals. But . . . you feel your vision going black.

The shock of it all is too much to handle. You pass out.
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>>399535
>>399533
Sure, now can you repost it?
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>>399523
>“Could you get me a bucket and some . . . hot water?”
>Timos looks at you strangely.
>You point at your boot. “For the toe. I'm going to try and save it. If I can keep it warm I might be able to thaw it.”
>His stare doesn't waver, but eventually he looks to his elder daughter and snaps. She walks downstairs and grabs a bucket before going outside.
>She comes back and puts the bucket – filled with water – near the cook fire.
>Arya brings you the soup while it warms. It tastes good, the addition of the pig meat making it filling and hearty.
>While you eat you decide to chat with Timos.
>“How far is it to Winterfeel from here?” you inquire as you unlace your boot.
>He grunts. “By foot? A foot yuh won' have much longer? Mebbe a moon. Half that if yuh had a horse.”
>You grimace. You don't exactly want to be walking on this foot anytime soon after . . . you feel queasy as you glance down at your toe. That . . . that doesn't look right. Oh yeah, that's gangrenous alright.
>Timos follows your gaze and sucks in a breath. “Thuh looks nasty, boy. Yuh sure yuh don' wan –”
>“Fuck it. Yeah. Cut it off. I don't want to die. Grab some alcohol. You're going to need to pour it on the wound after you do it.”
>Timos sighs as he looks to his daughter. “Grab th' cleaver, Dara.” He grabs another chair and pulls it out. “Put your foot up here.” You bring it up onto the seat as he goes back to his cupboard and pulls out a bottle. He shakes it, letting the liquid contents swish.
>The older peasant girl comes to her father, presenting him with a cleaver.
>You instinctively recoil, bringing your foot back. “Put it in the fire, so it's clean.”
>He grunts his assent and places it in the fireplace.
>“Is it sharp?” you ask.
>“Cuts through bone like buttuh. No valyrian steel, but it'll seem like it to yuh foot.” He gives a quick laugh that doesn't put you at ease.
>After a tense silent wait, Timos eventually pulls the cleaver out. “Dara, hold 'im down. Arya grab the booze an' pour when uh say.”
>Dara's hands come to your shoulder as you prepare for the cutting. Timos takes hold of your foot and you jolt in instinctual fear at the contact. He grips your foot tight and readies the cleaver.
>You breathe heavily and rapidly. Fuck this is gonna suck really badly. You look up at the cieling.
>SWING!
>CHOP!
>“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH”
>“Pour the booze, Arya!” Timos orders over your scream. She pours the bottle's contents onto your –
>“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!” you swear as the pain doubles.
>“Shhhhh, it'll be alright,” Dara coos into your ear as it burns. You look back down. Timos picks up your fucking toe and tosses it in the fire the fucking bastard! The sight makes your stomach turn.
>You mutter, trying to utter some more tips on how to wrap it so it heals. But . . . you feel your vision going black.
>The shock of it all is too much to handle. You pass out.
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“Could you get me a bucket and some . . . hot water?”

Timos looks at you strangely.

You point at your boot. “For the toe. I'm going to try and save it. If I can keep it warm I might be able to thaw it.”

His stare doesn't waver, but eventually he looks to his elder daughter and snaps. She walks downstairs and grabs a bucket before going outside.

She comes back and puts the bucket – filled with water – near the cook fire.

Arya brings you the soup while it warms. It tastes good, the addition of the pig meat making it filling and hearty.

While you eat you decide to chat with Timos.

“How far is it to Winterfeel from here?” you inquire as you unlace your boot.

He grunts. “By foot? A foot yuh won' have much longer? Mebbe a moon. Half that if yuh had a horse.”

You grimace. You don't exactly want to be walking on this foot anytime soon after . . . you feel queasy as you glance down at your toe. That . . . that doesn't look right. Oh yeah, that's gangrenous alright.

Timos follows your gaze and sucks in a breath. “Thuh looks nasty, boy. Yuh sure yuh don' wan –”

“Fuck it. Yeah. Cut it off. I don't want to die. Grab some alcohol. You're going to need to pour it on the wound after you do it.”

Timos sighs as he looks to his daughter. “Grab th' cleaver, Dara.” He grabs another chair and pulls it out. “Put your foot up here.” You bring it up onto the seat as he goes back to his cupboard and pulls out a bottle. He shakes it, letting the liquid contents swish.

The older peasant girl comes to her father, presenting him with a cleaver.

You instinctively recoil, bringing your foot back. “Put it in the fire, so it's clean.”

He grunts his assent and places it in the fireplace.

“Is it sharp?” you ask.

“Cuts through bone like buttuh. No valyrian steel, but it'll seem like it to yuh foot.” He gives a quick laugh that doesn't put you at ease.

After a tense silent wait, Timos eventually pulls the cleaver out. “Dara, hold 'im down. Arya grab the booze an' pour when uh say.”

Dara's hands come to your shoulder as you prepare for the cutting. Timos takes hold of your foot and you jolt in instinctual fear at the contact. He grips your foot tight and readies the cleaver.

You breathe heavily and rapidly. Fuck this is gonna suck really badly. You look up at the cieling.

SWING!

CHOP!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH”

“Pour the booze, Arya!” Timos orders over your scream. She pours the bottle's contents onto your –

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!” you swear as the pain doubles.

“Shhhhh, it'll be alright,” Dara coos into your ear as it burns. You look back down. Timos picks up your fucking toe and tosses it in the fire the fucking bastard! The sight makes your stomach turn.

You mutter, trying to utter some more tips on how to wrap it so it heals. But . . . you feel your vision going black.

The shock of it all is too much to handle. You pass out.
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>>399537
M8 we reported save your ass repay us for saving you
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Your eyes flutter open to the sight of Timos sitting over you. You're lying in bed – someone's bed, certainly not your own. He smiles down at you.

“Yuh alright, William?” he asks.

Your chest heaves as a severe worry sets into you. “How long have I been out?”

“Few hours.”

“Is my foot okay?”

“Toe's gone. Rest of it's fine.”

Yeah. Alright. You're definitely not walking to Winterfell now.

>Rest here for awhile
>Timos, I need you to take me to Winterfell
>Something else? (write-in)

>57
You succeeded on a heal check . . . with some complications.
Your heal skill goes up to +1 (But +5 thanks to helpful anons)
Your will power is now 2/3rds of the way to being above average.

>38
You failed you will power check.
But due to helpful anons and experiencing watch a part of you get cut off, your will power goes up to the next level -- above average.
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>>399549
>Rest here
Any negative mods to our rolls for that toe gone?
Better say no.
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>>399549
Rest here and suck his cock
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>>399549
told you we'd be okay
>Rest here for awhile
last thing we want is to be walking around
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>>399549
>Timos, I need you to take me to Winterfell
"I come with a message from the night watch i have to give it to him."
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>>399549
>Rest here for awhile
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>>399549
Attack Timos with the cleaver when he lays down to sleep, claim bandits have broken in and you have to run- take his daughters with you.

Impregnate them and then leave for WinterFeel.
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>>399552
I change my to
>Timos, I need you to take me to winterfall
>>399549
>>
Writing!
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I hope everyone has a nice day!

I hope a cat passes by and lets you pet it without biting your fingers!

I hope you get your favorite drink today!

I hope you leave with your hair looking nice!

Cute! You a cute!
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“Could I rest here awhile?” you plead with Timos.

He grimaces, but ultimately nods. “Sure. Git betteh soon. Don' wan' tuh be feedin' a corpse.”


Roll me 1d100, average of three. This is a constitution check. Even if you roll a 1 bad things won't happen. This is purely to determine how quickly you heal.


>How do you occupy your time here laid up at the cottage? (write-in)
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>399599
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>399599
let's try
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>399599
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>399599
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>>399571
This. We can't save this world by relying on people's charity. What we need we shall take, it's for the greater good and all.
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This fucking thread. Holy shit.
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>>399599
do some math or find a book to read got to keep the mind sharp
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>>399571
No. Just no
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>>399616

I know, it's beautiful
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>>399616
You missed out bruh, you couldve been a part of something special
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Well what you occupy your time with at the cottage is being in pain and being unable to walk without screaming. It hurts so much. The pinky toe that's gone, that is. Ghost pains or something. Recovery is slow and laborious. You've never been a robust person but this is just ridiculous. There is some mental anguish too. You're just missing a toe and it will be gone for the rest of your life.

It puts into perspective whether you really wish to be here as opposed to the world you came from. Is this really preferable to the pain of online embarrassment? Every night you sleep you wish you'll wake up back in your racecar bed. God, it will be like the end of A Christmas Story. You'll hop on 4chan and wish all the people mocking you happy lives free from brutal mutilation.

Thankfully however, Timos is a kind and open man. Not asking you for much detail about your life while you rest up in his humble abode. He brings you food and you chat about crops and his duties around the house. Turns out his son left to deal with hunting down the Night's Watch deserter who killed Timos's pig. When you ask for a description of the man, Timos describes an older gentleman with ears gone due to frostbite. Yep, sounds just like Gared. Which means you have some time until Robert Baratheon shows up.

You make up a few lies and excuses that Timos does not scrutinize when he asks you about your own life.

Out the small window on the second story you watch forlorn as both his daughters help with caring for the farm.

A feeling of debt wells up in your heart as you watch all the work they do to support your stupid, foolish existence.

One night, two weeks later you spot a man on horseback approach the cottage. You hear Timos speak with the man downstairs. It is obviously his son. Unfortunately the conversation you barely hear the murmurings of turns loud and you hear boots stomp up the stairs.

You tense, still laid up in bed as the door to your room is thrown open. Cayn is fully armed and armored – adorned in the sigil of House Stark. He draws his longsword from his scabbard and points it at you.

Cold fear seizes your breast as you wait for him to stab you while you lay here helpless. Timos comes from behind and grabs Cayn by the sword arm, making him lower the weapon.

“Ya git, he's a guest!”

“He's a deserter, father!' Cayn declares with certainty as he eyes you with disdain. He sounds much more educated than his bumpkin father. “He said his name was William?”

“Ye,” Timos confirms, confused.

“The deserter we executed last week mentioned a comrade of his – Will – died to . . . to things beyond the wall. Obviously the man was merely mad and his companion is here hiding on our farm!”

Oh shit! They think you're Will from the goddamn prologue! FUCK! Who would think you might get a sword in the belly because you decided to go with being called William Fucking Shakespeare.

>Run
>Explain
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399630
>Something else
Ask to be brought to Ned stark.
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>>399630
>Explain
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>>399630
>Something else? (write-in)
tell him we are not the man he thinks we are and if he doesn't believe ask to be brought to someone who can verify we aren't some deserter
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>>399630
Tell him that that is a total coincidence and he should be ashamed for making assumptions. Say you have never held a sword in your life, look at these soft hands, like a little princesses hands! Clearly I havn't been drilling in defending the north from wildlings lately.
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Roll 1d100 +5, best of 3.
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Rolled 96 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399638
Rolling for speaking!
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399638
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>399638
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>399638
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“This is a complete coincidence!” you shout as you put your arms up, demonstrating you are weaponless and harmless.

“Why were you naked?!” he demands.

“ . . . I lost my clothes.”

He snorts, not satisfied with what he takes to be a lie. “You ditched your clothes.”

“If I was a deserter why would I throw away my weapons and smallclothes too,” you point out again. “And look at me. Do I look like a hardened ranger to you?”

Timos nods his head. “Boy's a bit daft, Cayn. Couldn' even handl' a bit a fros' bite. Craven.”

Cayn frowns.

“Take me to Eddard Stark. He'll verify who I am.”

Cayn frowns. “Lord Stark's never seen you. I'll take you to The Old Bear at the Wall.”

Uh oh. You start to feel panic until you remember something. “Wait! Take me to Benjen Stark. He's the First Ranger and would recognize me if I was a deserter. And he's heading to Winterfell right now for the feast.”

Cayn squints at you. “Winterfell is closer . . . but how'd you know about the feast?”

Uhhhhhhhh

>Y'know what, take me to The Old Bear instead (head to the Wall)
>I am William of House Shakespeare and I heard the news (head to Winterfell)
>I know the future (Try to be spooky, risky)
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399655
>I am William of House Shakespeare and I heard the news (head to Winterfell)
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>>399655
>I am William of House Shakespeare and I heard the news (head to Winterfell)
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>>399639
That's what he rolled, that's what the man rolled, that's what he rolled.

we gotta bugs bunny somebody Niggas.
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>>399655
>>I am William of House Shakespeare and I heard the news (head to Winterfell)
I'm sure this won't backfire at all
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>>399655
>>399655
This
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>>399660
>>399659
If it does with a nat 96 and then a + 5, then we were never going to get anywhere anyway
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>>399655
I know the future.

I SET US UP THE WEDDING!!
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>>399655
>I am William of House Shakespeare and I heard the news (head to Winterfell)
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>>399662
what I'm talking about is saying that we're from some house that NO ONE has heard about before, we better come up with a damn good story of what happened to our house
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Hmmm, contentious vote but I think one option squeaked by with the win.

Writing!
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>>399668
Something along these lines
>>399012
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>>399668
Nigga we Velo.

The only person that can take us down is US, and that's if we slip up! Sides, just, bring up MacBeth in here and WHAM, we fuckin got 'em.
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I'm going to sleep, DON"T FUCK UP ANONS.
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“I am William of House Shakespeare and I heard the news!” you shout. That is a bold-faced lie but who knows – maybe you'll make House Shakespeare by the strength of your own hands if you get a good chance.

Cayn stares you down for a moment . . . but eventually sheathes his sword. “You're a fuckin' liar, but I won't violate guest right. I'll take you to Winterfell. Might enjoy watching valyrian steel once more. Get up and get dressed.”

He watches you as you put on a set of his own clothes – a fact which annoys him to some end. He makes sure you don't have any weapons on you, before he ties your hands together.

“If Benjen doesn't know you, this comes off,” he informs you as he watches the offense fall into place on your face.

The rest of the family watches you with gloomy expressions on their faces as they gather equipment, supplies and food for the journey to Winterfell. Apparently Cayn is bringing his whole family for the King's Arrival. When you ask what will happen to the farm, Timos informs you that his brother's sons will be arriving within the week and there's not much being left behind anyway. The pigs, the horses, the good stuff is all being brought with them.

You end up riding in the cart with the chickens as Timos and Cayn pull it with the horses. You can't help but feel like any measure of dignity you possessed has just left you with this treatment. If you were Viserys right now you'd be called the 'Cart King' right about now.

Eugh.

You're going to be on the road for two weeks, unable to shower. Riding with a bunch of shitting chickens, with tied hands.

>Try to escape
>Convince them to untie you on the road
>Chat about something (what?)
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399684
>Chat about something (what?)
Ask Cayn how is his son
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>>399684
>Convince them to untie you on the road
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>>399684
>>Something else? (write-in)
keep an eye out for bandits and other nasty things that would like to do you harm
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>>396671
Get fucking dicked on you manipulative fag
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>>399685
This
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>>399690
Anon . . . he's been dead for hours.

Writing!
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>>399684
Ask Cayn about his progress in the seven kingdoms challenge. Or maybe about how they feel about the approaching long winter.
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>>399694
>in the seven kingdoms challenge

the what?
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>>399695
It's like the Ice Bucket Challenge, but there are you know, seven kingdoms instead.
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>>399695
Pretty sure that was screwing a girl from each kingdom. It was discussed in the previous iteration of this thread, well the previous thread or that. (Just a joke, ignore the suggestion.)
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>>399695
making the eight
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>>399695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5ieR91m_Q
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>>399697
This sounded a lot funnier in my head, I should sleep.
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As you spend hours sitting in that cart with nothing but your thoughts, you rack your brain as the self-proclaimed A Song of Ice and Fire expert for whether or not any of the people among you have been mentioned in the novels.

You don't think you've heard of any other Aryas – well there's fake Arya, but that's Jeyne Poole. You feel so sorry for that girl.

Dara sounds . . . vaguely . . . no she's not in the books. Timos certainly isn't.

Cayn however. Cayn . . . he is definitely one of the guards that gets killed with Eddard down in King's Landing. You're sure of it. And he had a . . . son, yeah, you remember. Played with Bran and the two Walders.

You look over to Cayn, awkwardly stretching your head behind you. “How's your son?” you ask him, a shot in the dark.

He turns around atop his horse to stare at you, hard. “He's fine. As is my wife. How'd you know I have a son?”

Dara laughs from where she rides. “If ya didn' . . .” she drifts off into a chuckle while Cayn gives his sister a disgruntled grunt.

“What do you all think about the approaching winter?” you follow up you weird question with a much more mundane one.

“Long summer. Long winter. Gonna be bad. Probly won' survive it, muhself,” Timos muses.

Arya gasps at her father's blunt comment. It takes some tender attention from Dara to stop her from crying.

You try to keep a lookout for bandits from your relatively safe position inside the cart, and while nothing harasses you on the journey you feel your precaution and dutiful attention to potential danger has led you to be a bit more attentive in this world where an unseen dagger to the throat could be your undoing at a moment's notice.

+++++++++++++++++++

Two weeks of hard riding has given you a real distaste for the sound of farm animals. If you never hear a chicken BWAK ever again it will still be too soon.

Winter Town is a sight to behold with smallfolk flooding in for the King's Feast. Everything is bustling and people are hawking wares, shouting to each other and cooking delicious smelling food.

You wish you could go about the town and get an in-depth look at a place you've only read about before it ends up being ruined by war, but Cayn has business on the mind and he wishes to get it done quickly. He informs a nearby guard in town that he has a potential deserter from The Night's Watch and wishes for Benjen Stark to verify the prisoner.
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Thankfully Benjen seems to have arrived merely last night so you won't be forced to wait in a jail cell for The First Ranger. Lucky you didn't arrive a moment sooner. You sit content and guiltless as you wait for the fictional character to arrive and inspect you.

Benjen Stark. An elusive character who disappeared near the beginning of the first book. Many believed Coldhands to be the uncle of the main characters of the series and the show all but confirmed that theory by bringing Benjen back in the sixth season as a vaguely undead character to aid Bran's journey back over the Wall.

However, there's still a chance in the book universe – which you assume you're in – that Coldhands is unrelated to the Starks and Benjen may just be dead from White Walkers.

Whatever the case, eventually you spot the man riding over in black. At least you assume that's him. He has a hard edge to the weary lines on his face. Already looks resigned to carrying out an execution.

The Crow makes his way to the back of the cart and the two of you lock eyes. He stares at you for a long moment before frowning disapprovingly. Benjen looks over to Cayn.

“That isn't Will. I knew the man personally. This isn't a man of the Watch. Let him go.” Simple words. Simple orders. Conducts justice short, sweet and without pomp or circumstance. He's a Stark alright.

Cayn huffs and unsheathes a dagger. Your hairs stand on end as the blade approaches your flesh, before cutting the ropes binding your hands together.

Cayn pulls the weapon back and only then does your heart stop pounding in your chest. Way too close to your skin for you to be comfortable at all. You manage to stand up, despite the pain in your knees from sitting for so long. You step off the cart and find that Benjen has not walked away yet, still eyeing you curiously.

>Thanks for clearing my name
>I need to speak with your brother
>I need to talk to you about something
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399726
>Thanks for clearing my name
>Start telling names of people from the Night watch.
>then
>I need to talk to you about something
Start telling him a that the lannister are plotting something then
>I need to speak with your brother
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>>399727
This
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>>399726
>>Thanks for clearing my name
>>I need to speak with your brother

>Also Lord Crow I infact need a word with you.
Tell him Winter is coming, cold winds are rising the the dead come with it. When he asks how we know etc tell him come now, you've seen the giants and the wargs of the north. Is a man who knows the future is the strangest thing you have ever seen?

Benjen is literally the only one who may buy this to start with, he's seen weirder shit. Needs more Proof tell him about Craster...we know yet are not of the watch.
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>>399726
>Thanks for clearing my name
>I need to speak with your brother about the coming winter
>I need to warn him about the following days (Lannisters etc)
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>>399730
>Needs more Proof tell him about Craster
This so much this.
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>>399730
I'll also support this.
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>this whole thread
is this the qm equivalent of getting cuckolded?
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>>399726
>>399727
>>399730
>>399731
Supporting this. We'll go full Stark-fanboys. Still think the Starks are doomed though - too honourable...

>>399722
>sound of farm animals
I really like that our MC didn't just land on a made bed of feathers. People are suspicious and try to fuck us over - makes it much more interesting!
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>>399739
>Still think the Starks are doomed though - too honourable
eh, they'll do right by us at least
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>>399739
worth a try. Ive always wanted to try to save them. If we wanna get really heavy tell them we are saving the most honorable...because where we come from rulers are not that...where we are from Honor is lost and the world worse for it
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>>399739
>Supporting this. We'll go full Stark-fanboys. Still think the Starks are doomed though - too honourable...
Kill/banish LF and lannisterfags
who will dare to kill/attack Robert and the North then?
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Alright, roll me 1d100 +5, best of 3. This is a diplomacy check.
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Rolled 67 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399746
Rolling for them not pressing us on our past.
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Rolled 68 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>399746
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>399746
Check my nat 1
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>>399750
Noice
>87
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>>399750
>>399749
>>399748
77 average.
Pretty good.
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>>399752
Best, anon. Best of 3.
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>>399754
87 average is also bretty gud senpai
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>>399744
>Kill/banish LF and lannisterfags
Master of Coin is preventing the Seven Kingdoms from going broke and the debt to the Lannisters is substantial... they won't go away any time soon, I think.
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>>399757
>Master of Coin is preventing the Seven Kingdoms from going broke and the debt to the Lannisters is substantial... they won't go away any time soon, I think.
We can make them pay the Iron Price for their denbt :^).
The Iron Bank surely will accept that, they're named the Iron bank.
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>>399244
>Stay away from muh daughters.
kek'd
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“Thanks for clearing my name,” you offer the First Ranger an honest and heartfelt thanks. He merely gives you a nod. But as he turns on his heels.

“You know I'm not of the Night's Watch, correct?”

He looks back to you and frowns, already picking up some leading element to the question. “Yes.”

You face him and speak plainly. “Ser Waymar Royce. Will. Gared. Ser Waymar Royce was new to the watch but led the ranging. Will was a poacher who joined the Night's Watch because he got caught hunting in the Mallister's woods. Gared served on the watch for dozens of years. The Old Bear, Jeor Mormont, keeps a pet crow with him at all times. Maester Aemon's last name is –”

Benjen's fist slams into your gut before you can speak that last bit. You double over, coughing in pain. The First Ranger looks to a startled Cayn as you wish you could breathe again and nods for him to leave.

Cayn quickly signals his family to move forward and the whole lot of them leave – cart, animals and all.

Benjen grabs you by the scruff of your neck before you can stand up again and drags you towards a back alley smelling of piss and vomit.

He throws you up against the wooden wall of a building and holds you there by the throat.

“Alright,” he says simply. “You're making a point. Don't rightly know what it is yet – but I understand that. Get to the heart of the matter now, will ya?”

You calm down a bit once you realize he won't be hitting you again any time soon.

“You know I speak the truth.”

“You spoke the truth. Back there,” he nods with his head towards the courtyard you were previously in. “Things you shouldn't know. You a spy?”

“No. How could a spy go unnoticed among the Night's Watch?” you ask him, truthfully.

“Loose lips to the wrong Mole's Town whore is my current theory,” he explains.

“Winter is Coming. Cold winds are rising and the dead come with it.”

Benjen laughs ruefully, his fingers tightening around your throat ever so slightly. “You sound just like Gared before my brother took his head off with a sword.”

“Gared spoke the truth,” you manage to speak hoarsely. You look him in the eyes, letting him see the conviction in your face. “The dead are what claimed the lives of your brothers. Gared saw the creatures that stand against the realms of men. And he broke. Gared fought the wildlings for decades. He wouldn't run from them. He didn't fear death. He feared what would happen to his body AFTER he died.”
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The color drains from Benjen's face as he sees no madness upon your features. His hand drops from your throat and you manage to breathe freely once again. “How do you know these things?”

“There have always been men who had the green dreams. A man who knows the future can't be the strangest thing you've ever seen.”

He stares at you with the hardness and cold, bitter understanding that bad news is the only future you could possibly be here to bring.

“I need to speak with your brother –”

“He won't listen,” Benjen gruffly rebukes you, as if he expected you to bring him up. “He won't believe what you have to say. I've spoken with him about it before – never so plainly. But I'm his brother – his last, living brother. He loves me dearly and I him. But if he won't listen to my counsel, what makes you think he'll listen to you.”

You smirk. “You'd be surprised. Get me a private audience with him and you won't regret it.”

He scowls. “You try anything –”

“And Eddard will kill me long before you have the chance.”

A silent pause lasts for a few moments as a rat scurries by your feet. Benjen sighs.

“Alright. You'll have a chance to speak with him alone tonight. Do you have anything left to tell me, greenseer?” he sarcastically tacks the last part on.

>Yes I do (what?)
>No that's it
>Something else? (write-in)
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>>399770
>Yes I do (what?)
"Don't go Ranging north with Othor and Jafer Flowers.
I've seen a terrible fate if you do so soon."
Also damn Green Dreams are handy.
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>>399771
this + ''Equip yourself with dragon glass if you must go''
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>>399772
>>399771
These two
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>>399771
>>399772
+1
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>>399771
>>399772
>>399773
This+ tell Benjen to look after Bran real hard as long as lannisters are around..
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>>399770
>Yes, I do
The old tower here in winter fell.
Bran will fall from it and be crippled unless we can maybe catch him or give him a soft landing

I want you to get some guards stationed there with maybe a hay cart.
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>>399770
>>Yes I do (what?)
well lord Stark may not like what I tell him so I may as well tell you...now this..this is going to be hard to hear.

"If your brother goes to kings landing when he is named the Hand, which he will be. He is going to uncover a secret, one that tears the realm into civil war, hundreds of thousands die and thats before Winter reaches the wall."

Write down everything...I mean fucking everything into some notes and seal it.

"Benjen listen to me very carefully, you must only open this if I die. If your going to die, destroy it at all costs, show no one, trust no one. and I bloody mean no one"
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>>399777
>Checked
Key wills this

And this >>399771
>>399775
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>>399777
>>399777
Do you all realise that we are playing all our cards here right?

All of our knowledge of future events is false now that we have changed the future.

We still know history and secrets, but only those that are in the past.

This isn't a small act, we are completely changing the timeline.
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>>399775
This, Basically save bran
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>>399780
>All of our knowledge of future events is false now
not all of it, just the stark related ones, and maybe the Lannister/Baratheon ones. The events in Essos will still take place. The stuff we know will still be very useful
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>>399783
The "Stark, Lannister Baratheon" Stuff affects the entire world.
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>>399780
Only if it's acted upon. I just realised something when Stark asks who/what we are say this.

I am your reward lord Stark I'm here to give you a chance to change how it all ends. I am here to reward you and your family. Of course...you can reject this gift...
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“Yes. I do. Don't go ranging north with Othor and Jafer Flowers.”

Benjen chuckles. “Go ranging with someone else then?”

You give him a look. “You know what I mean.”

Benjen shakes his head. “Can't do that, unfortunately. I'm the First Ranger. I need to go north of the Wall. What . . . happens?”

“ . . . You all die, I'm pretty sure.” Benjen looks down appreciatively of that information, weighing the knowledge of his death in his head.

“That's a shame,” he comments, shrugging nonchalantly. “But if it has to be somebody –”

“Bring dragonglass with you if you go.” He looks at you, puzzled. “It's one of the few things that can kill a White Walker. The undead can only be put down with fire. You may survive your encounter if you're properly prepared.”
He nods his head and points at you. “Alright. If there's even a chance it might save the others as well, I'll take it.”

“There's something else . . .” you breathe out as you prepare to relay this information. This really will change everything if you act upon it. “Your nephew is going to be . . . falling out the window from the old tower here in Winterfell during the King's stay – on the day of a hunt.”

“Bran?” Benjen asks simply, resigned. “He is a climber, that one.”

“Yes. It won't kill him but it will cripple him for life. Maybe I can stop him from falling in the first place, but if I can't –”

“Make the landing softer?” The First Ranger asks with a half-smile. “I can try. Is that all, greenseer?”

You think about things. Anything else you mention may just be overload and while you contemplate writing everything down and handing it to Benjen, you aren't sure all that information will be accurate or useful if Benjen still ends up getting lost beyond the Wall.

“That's all for now,” you tell him, emphasizing the 'now'. He shakes his head.

“I'll come for you tonight,” Benjen speaks low. “In this very same alley. Be alone.”

You nod your head. Benjen finally turns on his heels and leaves you standing there in the dark, dank alley. Your stomach still hurts from where he punched you.

>What do you do until tonight? (write-in)
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>>399784
It does to a certain degree, but we'll still have useful info. We'll know about Euron, Dany, Aegon, R+L=J etc
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