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Last time on Nazi Experimental Quest, we fired a howitzer straight into the russian camp with gas rounds, and we've gotta get back. Or hijack the anti-air. We also practiced our tank-hijacking skills and infected a conscript who helped us by nearly sacrificing himself to fire said howitzer, when none of us knew how to fire it.

I'm also running European Dragon Quest at the same time, so expect a minor delay.

Twitter: QuestingQM
Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dbHfLvUNQVM4qsomLlvpMOEWO7IDEf1fmC1ICYzJBdA/edit

"So, comrade... How are we supposed to get back?"

"I don't fucking know. We have to cross a river, then get past some angry intoxicated Russians, then get into the city while avoiding gunfire and other shit."

The conscript spits at the ground.

"Never stopped our higher-ups sending us in anyways." he mutters.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing."

So... How the fuck are you supposed to get back?

Actions.

>Easy! We'll just cross the river, run like fucking hell, then pass the angry Russians, and escape the barrage of bullets headed our way!
>...Who said we're going back yet? We still need to get to the anti-air, and fuck up some soviets!
>We'll just hide in the forest and wait for them to drop their guard for a while.
>We're going to continue shelling them, of course!
>Write-in
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B-U-M-P
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>>405099
>>Easy! We'll just cross the river, run like fucking hell, then pass the angry Russians, and escape the barrage of bullets headed our way!
Sorry QM missed it.
Might want to link it in the other thread
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>405099
>>...Who said we're going back yet? We still need to get to the anti-air, and fuck up some soviets!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go back.
2=Anti-Air
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"Nope, we've gotta still take care of the anti-air, then we'll talk about escaping."

"Well... It's not too far away, I think the general put it right by the river."

"Which side?!"

"This one, don't worry."

"Alright... So here's the plan..."

Actions.

>I'll put on the dead comissar's uniform, then the two of us will walk over to the Anti-Air, and hopefully get close enough to attack.
>...Easy! We'll rush them in one of the trucks!
>...We'll disguise ourselves and get in the trucks.
>We'll blow them up with our howitzer!
>Write-In
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>>405373
>>...Easy! We'll rush them in one of the trucks!
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>>405373
>...Easy! We'll rush them in one of the trucks
>>
"We'll get in the trucks, and rush them!"

"Oh. I call shotgun!"

"...If you want to be smothered up to me, go ahead."

"O-oh, never mind then."

Actions.

>You can drive, though. I'll just get in the back.
>I'll drive and you get in the back, alright?
>...Why the fuck don't you want to be smothered up next to me?
>Write-In
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>>405427
>>I'll drive and you get in the back, alright?
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>>405427
>You can drive, though. I'll just get in the back.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Drive.
2=Back
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"Yeah, alright. I'll drive then."

"Alright, I guess I'll get in the back."

You start driving towards the Anti-Air encampment... Roll me a 1d20+2 for how fast you can rush.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541
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14+2=16

Good Success!

You find the keys to a truck, switch the ignition on, and start driving towards the camp, hitting 50 miles per hour easily. You come up to the camp, and one of the guards motions for you to stop.

Actions.

>...Jump out of the truck and grab him. (Agility)
>Swerve to avoid! (Agility)
>Red makes it only go faster! Run him over! (Agility)
>Stop the truck and go through examination. You'll totally pass.
>Yell for the werewolf conscript to jump out and take care of the other conscript.
>Write-In
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>>405614
>>Swerve to avoid! (Agility)
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>>405614
>Red makes it only go faster! Run him over! (Agility)
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Waiting five more minutes.
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>>405614
>>Red makes it only go faster! Run him over! (Agility)
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Roll me a 1d20+2 to go faster!
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405663
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405663
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405663
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13+2=15

Good Success!

The truck runs over the conscript, and you continue driving, ramming into a few more conscripts before coming to a stop. You kick the door off the truck and get out. Around you, conscripts run for their rifles, shovels, or anything to defend themselves, while the gunners on the anti-air draw their pistols.

Actions.

>We come in peace! By that, I mean get the fuck out of my camp! (Intimidation, VERY HARD)
>...Find the nearest human and proceed to step one... Murdering time. (Strength)
>...You should probably find a way to terrify them. Maybe an ear-piercing roar might get them to flee. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Draw your machine guns and open fire! (Machinegunning, HARD)
>...Please don't shoot? (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>405727
>>...You should probably find a way to terrify them. Maybe an ear-piercing roar might get them to flee. (Intimidation, HARD)
REEE NORMIES
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>>405727
>>...You should probably find a way to terrify them. Maybe an ear-piercing roar might get them to flee. (Intimidation, HARD)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! COMMIES GET OUT OF MY KINGDOM!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405759
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19+2=21

Great Success!

You unleash a roar which sends a few conscripts to their knees, and some slight blood trickles out from their ears.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KINGDOM YOU COMMUNIST PINKOS!"

The conscripts start fleeing, while one of the commissars attempts to regain order, staying behind. Eventually his men all make a run for the forest.

The commissar decides to say something.
"...So..."

Actions.

>...I recommend you run really, really fast. I think my compatriot is hungry.
>Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?
>...So. How's your day going?
>Write-In
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>>405799
>Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?
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>>405799
>>Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?
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"Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?"

"What?"

You motion your head towards the commissar.

"...I'm just going to start running now."

"No, no. Hang on, I've gotta teach him."

"Why do I have to eat people?"

Actions.

>You'll die if you don't, and it's actually quite fun and tasty. Just don't go overboard. (Charisma)
>Just eat him already, Jesus.
>Come on, why wouldn't you eat him? (Agility)
>...Nevermind.
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>>405837
>>You'll die if you don't, and it's actually quite fun and tasty. Just don't go overboard. (Charisma)
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>>405837
>>You'll die if you don't, and it's actually quite fun and tasty. Just don't go overboard. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>405912
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18+4=22

"Hey, come on, it's easy, and you'll die if you don't."

"Oh shit, really?"

"Yeah, best start munching."

The conscript pounces on the commissar and starts eating him. Meanwhile, you go over to the anti-air, and find that it's rather easy to understand... You take out your binoculars, and start aiming.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can hit a plane or two.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>405949
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>405949
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20

Critical Success!

In the span of five minutes, you masterfully shoot down nearly every airplane within visible distance, and the conscript eventually finishes up, and helps you. The skies are left clear as flak rounds easily destroy any airplane entering it's aerospace.
You have shot down four fighter planes and a bomber.

Actions.

>Holy shit, you want one of these... Hook it up to the truck.
>No, you want the howitzer back at the previous base.
>Conscript! Get me a second truck!
>You need to celebrate this with some vodka!
>Write-In
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>>405987
>>Holy shit, you want one of these... Hook it up to the truck.
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>>405987
>Holy shit, you want one of these... Hook it up to the truck.

I assume it's a gun like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/37_mm_automatic_air_defense_gun_M1939_(61-K)
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You start hooking up the anti-air gun to your truck, and start driving away... You eventually find a small makeshift bridge, no doubt used by soviet forces to cross. You go over it, and begin to approach the soviet encampment!

Actions.

>Drive through the encampment, you've got to get to the other side! (Agility)
>...Shit, maybe you can pass inspection somehow?
>Get out the machine gun, time for a drive by! (Machinegunning, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>406089
>Drive through the encampment, you've got to get to the other side! (Agility)
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>>406089
>>Drive through the encampment, you've got to get to the other side! (Agility)
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Roll me a 1d20+2
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406129
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406129
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>>406163
Wolf accidently the car
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Critical Failure!

You begin driving, and accidentally hit what seemed to be a rock, sending your truck flying into the enemy camp, destroying the anti-air device. You hit your head a few times, and begin to crawl out from the wreckage. You look up to see at least twenty rifles pointed at you.

Actions.

>...Morning?
>Shit. Hands up, I got this part.
>I won't go down without a fight! (Agility, VERY HARD, RISKY)
>What's that over there? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>406227
>>Shit. Hands up, I got this part.
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>>406227
>I won't go down without a fight! (Agility, VERY HARD, RISKY)
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>>406227
>...Morning?
>Shit. Hands up, I got this part
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>>406227
>>Shit. Hands up, I got this part.
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You put your hands up, and are captured by the soviets. They put a bag over your head to prevent you from biting anyone, and in addition, binds your hands carefully. Shit.

Your conscript is also captured alongside you, but seems to be slightly less... Well, guarded. His head is exposed, for one.

PoV change time! Select who will save you!

>Leopold.
>Ivanka
>Nicolae.
>...Conscript?
>Write-In
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>>406317
>>...Conscript?
> First opportunity, first strike
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>>406317
>...Conscript?
>>
You are currently the conscript next to Stojan.

And oh shit you are fucking freaking the hell out.

It started off as a normal day, you ate your rations, told some stories while on guard duty, then a fucking werewolf charge came from the city, and this big guy infected you and fucking took you along on one of the most crazy fucking things ever. Hell, you drove a tank and shot a howitzer, nearly dying from gas poisoning, then worse. Hell, your friends are guarding you as you speak... Maybe they can clear you out of this mess with this guy?

Actions.

>Guys, I'm in here! I'm still the good old Yuri you knew! Let me out!
>Fuck, maybe you can break the bindings...
>...Maybe you can see the general? He can clear things up, you aren't involved in any way, and you just fucking want to go home, alright?
>Write-In
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>>406372
>>Guys, I'm in here! I'm still the good old Yuri you knew! Let me out!
>>
>>406372
>>Guys, I'm in here! I'm still the good old Yuri you knew! Let me out!
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"Guys! I'm in here, help! I'm still Yuri!"

"...Is that Yuri?"

The guards turn to look at you.

"...I think that is Yuri... Should we help?"

"He's our comrade, and as you know... We leave no comrade behind."

"...Da. Very well, but this is your idea."

They come into the tent, and come up to you.

"We'll get you out and explain to the general that you are the Yuri we still know, right comrade?" He goes to release your bindings... You have an urge to bite him straight on the neck... It'd taste great... Like that commissar from earlier.

Actions.

>No! You won't do that to him!
>...Bite down on his neck.
>See if you can't just bite him on the arm... A little nibble.
>C-Comrade, don't do it! I am not the same!
>Write-In
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>>406440
Knock them out
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>>406440
>See if you can't just bite him on the arm... A little nibble.
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>>406447
How? Your binding still hasn't been released yet,
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>>406458
Oh whoops missed that.
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>>406440
>No! You won't do that to him!
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>>406440
>write-in
>wait to be unbinded to help your...master. Fucking integrated loyalty.
>>
You shake the thoughts out of your head, and they release your bindings. You stand up and stretch.

"Thank you, comrades. Now..."
Your stomach growls, and you are reminded that you should probably help the man who infected you, for some reason...

Actions.

>Let's talk to the general about me rejoining the USSR! (PoV switch ends, and the Conscript defects back to the USSR!)
>...Attempt to knock them out!
>Pounce both of them.
>Tell them that he told you an attack is about to begin not too long from now, and that they should get out of here!
>Write-In
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>>406528
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>>406528
>>Tell them that he told you an attack is about to begin not too long from now, and that they should get out of here!
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>>406528
>>...Attempt to knock them out!
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Make them flee!
2=Knock them out!
>>
Roll me a 1d20.

Additional +2 modifier if you can give them a good reason to flee!
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406696
I'm a werewolf.
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406696
Guys, this bastard told me he was planning an attack by the north. You have to intervene before it is too late! Go and save tge day!
>>
16+2=18

Good Success!

"Guys, this bastard told me he was planning an attack by the northern outpost, you have to stop it before it's too late, save the day!"

"What about you?"

"I'll guard the prisoner, comrades!"

They run off, and you realize there isn't a northern outpost. Hopefully they don't find that out on the way.

Actions.

>...Release the bindings on that big guy.
>...No, no. First you want some goddamned questions, like why you fucking wanted to eat your friends for a second.
>...Yeah, find some vodka. You haven't drank any all day.
>...You kind of want to piss him off. Find a stick and start poking him with it.
>Write-In
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>>406767
>>...No, no. First you want some goddamned questions, like why you fucking wanted to eat your friends for a second.
>>
>>406767
>...Release the bindings on that big guy.
>>
You remove the bag off of the big guy's head, and look at him.

"Why the hell did I want to eat my friends there for a second?"

"Probably because your hungry, now let me out of these bindings, damn it!

"...First, tell me why you infected me."

"Well, I needed a driver, and you seemed to work out fine. Remove my damned bindings now, soldier!"

You feel heavily inclined to remove his bindings...

Actions.

>I'm not your soldier!
>Release his bindings... (PoV change to Stojan.)
>Hit him for turning you, you never wanted a part of this, damn it!
>Release his bindings. (No PoV change.)
>Write-In
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>>406842
>Release his bindings... (PoV change to Stojan.)
>>
>>406842
>>Hit him for turning you, you never wanted a part of this, damn it!
Then
>Release his bindings (PoV change to Stojan)
>>
You hit him, just for good measure. Then you release his bindings.

You are now Stojan.

"Why the fuck did you hit me?"

"You fucking turned me into this, and I can't have a little bit of revenge?"

"Why are you taking this out on me?"

"Because! I don't fucking want to eat my friends and betray the union!"

Actions.

>Hit him back for his insubordination.
>That's just how things work, I don't like it either, alright?
>Come on, you can't say you didn't want to eat your friend... Why didn't you, anyways?
>Write-In
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>>406934
>>That's just how things work, I don't like it either, alright?
>>
>>406934
>Hit him back for his insubordination.
>>
>>406934
>Hit him back for his insubordination.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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You get up, and hit him in the head for his insbordination.

"You'll learn that hitting your commanding officer is a bad idea, punk. Nevertheless a king."

He gets up, with a slight bruise.

"I-I don't even want to serve you, you fucking want me to turn against the people I was grown up with for years and now you want me to betray them?"

...Is he actually resisting your domination?

Actions.

>Erh... Sorry about that. I just get pissed off when someone hits me. (Charisma)
>Hit him again. Show him who's alpha! (Strength)
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)
>Write-In
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>>407115
>>Erh... Sorry about that. I just get pissed off when someone hits me. (Charisma)
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>>407115
>Knock him out, we'll want to have the doctor study him if he's resistant.
>>
>>407129
This
Our control over werewolves should be supreme
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>>407146
>>407129
Isn't it obvious though? Doc said if we overextended we would lose control. It's kinda open and shut.
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>>407168
Then we should probably eat more infect less
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>>407183
Nah, leave people alone. After all edgy Stojan was incredibly fucking stupid in hindsight.
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>>407168
Since we found out we've so far infected about 5-10 guys I think. Last we checked we had around 50 more until we lost control I think.
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>>407183
Erh... You do realize that eating more tends to equal Ivanka?
Then again, by going by Ork rules, you are the biggest and the strongest, therefor the guy in charge.
By the way, does everyone remember that the Alpha Evolution did mention that you need to eat more?
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>>407183
It wouldn't be a bad idea to send 50 or so of the less elite Lycanthropes to attack a soviet strongpoint in order to thin out the pack. It might sound edgy but it serves a purpose of not having werewolves out of our control running around while we try and solve this number cap.
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>>407194
Eating isn't edgy, we need that to survive and become stronger. We're not gonna torture and make pretzels again
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>>407195
Once you hit cap, any semblance of control is gone, and everyone is set free. Once you guys start hitting the border, like we are now, people will begin to question orders and won't have absolute control.
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>>407225
Thats one of the original moral fags here so dont be surprised. Besides its better to eat them and sustain ourselves than leaving a trail of limbs that wont help us.
>>407230
Once we get back then lets try that anons idea and send some random lycans into the soviet meatgrinder then to solve this problem.
>>
So, let's recast voting.

Actions

>Erh... Sorry about that. I just get pissed off when someone hits me. (Charisma)
>Hit him again. Show him who's alpha! (Strength)
>Knock him out. (Strength)
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)
>Write-In
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>>407240
Dude I'm fine with eating, but even QM thought we were getting edgy
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>>407249
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)
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>>407249
>Sorry
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>>407253
I thought you were calling us eating people edgy there when we need too. People pretzals was pretty edgy though when we did them.
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>>407249
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.
Okay let's treat him like a soldier
>>
The Google doc says there's 380 civilian Lycanthropes under our command. We can send at least 80 of them against the soviets in a suicidal attack. Send least competent ones first and in small groups to give the soviets a false sense of superiority which will soften them up for the actual attack.

>>407249
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)
>>
>>407264
In my opinion it got really edgy when you guys converted to a different religion. Nearly thought you guys were going to even start vaping.
Or attempt to start a harem, since that's a logically progression from heresy.
But desu, fucking norse werewolves are pretty metal.
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>>407253
Pretzels are dumb but eating isn't when we already knock out and kill people left and right
>>
Intimidation wins, roll me a 1d20+3

>>407253
I didn't really consider eating people edgy, it's just when you guys nearly tortured someone that I was nervously chuckling along.
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407304
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407304
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407304
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

10+3=13

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll a 1d20. I only accept the first roll anons!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>407350
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Oh shit!

Borderline Border!

Come on, soldier! Shut up and listen to me!"

"Why? You aren't my commanding officer, and you want me to eat the people I fought with? I might as well call the guards!"

"You do that, and I'll rip your throat out!"

Actions.

>Come on... You won't have to do that, I promise. (Charisma)
>You will serve, or you will die! (Stojan becomes more tyrannical. Intimidation.)
>Well... Time for a K.O (Body)
>Write-In
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>>407386
>You will serve, or you will die! (Stojan becomes more tyrannical. Intimidation.)
>>
>>407386
>You will serve, or you will die! (Stojan becomes more tyrannical. Intimidation.)
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Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407435
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>>407437
Fuck kek
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1, Critical Failure!

"You will serve, or you will di-"

He doges your pounce, and you land outside the tent, in front of a few guards and an angry traitorious werewolf. As you get up, they also point rifles at you, and hit you in the back of the head, forcing you to the ground.

Actions

>Fuck. I surrender, again.
>I'll have my revenge, asshole!
>No, maybe you can escape this! (Strength, VERY HARD, RISKY)
>Write-In
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>>407489
>No, maybe you can escape this! (Strength, VERY HARD, RISKY)
>>
>>407451
>No, maybe you can escape this! (Strength, VERY HARD, RISKY)
Fuck it all
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7
>>
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>407569
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>407569
Dice gods please
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>>407579
REJOICE, THE DICE GODS ELECT THAT WE DO NOT DIE TODAY
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>>407579
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1 and 20!

Critical Successful Failure?

You get up, angry as fuck. You want food, blood, and an end of these communist fucks. The werewolf behind you flees, realizing what has happened. You notably get a bigger, tougher, and meaner... And you look straight into the eyes of one terrified commissar. A voice inside you says something.

"KILL.

Actions.

>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>KILL! (Strength)
>FOOD! (Strength)
>CRUSH! (Strength)
>MAIM! (Strength)
>Write-In

Congrats anons, you've found the special Ability to Alpha Evolution.

Press F to pay respects.
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>>407640
>FOOD! (Strength)
F
>>
>>407640
>MAIM! (Strength)
Rip literally every soviet in a mile radius.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407665
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407665
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18+9=27

Overwhelming Success!

Your claws slice off the commissars arms, and you bite down, straight to his lower chest. You swallow, and turn towards the rest of the conscripts, half of whom are either frozen in fear or utterly terrified. You feel a little more powerful once you've swallowed the disarmed commissar.

Actions.

>FOOD! (Strength)
>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>MAIM! (Strength)
>CRUSH! (Strength)
>RIP! (Agility)
>THROW! (Strength)
>SMASH! (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>407682
>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>>
>>407682
>THROW! (Strength)
Soviet bowling best bowling
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Roll me a 2d20+9
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Rolled 11, 1 + 9 = 21 (2d20 + 9)

>>407708
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Rolled 13, 13 + 9 = 35 (2d20 + 9)

>>407708
>>
Rolled 2, 15 + 9 = 26 (2d20 + 9)

>>407708
>>
13+5=18
1+9=10

Critical Failure and Good Success!

You unleash a mighty roar, sending saliva straight onto one conscript's face, who begins to retreat. You attempt to grab one of the soviets, but miss and claw through a tent, startling everyone inside...

A tent.
With people inside.

Actions.

>Jump into it, and take care of them! (Agility, feel free to specify what to do, like eat or maim them or anything.)
>Continue on. You don't have time to waste on a tent.
>Write-In
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>>407736
>Jump into it, and take care of them! (Agility, feel free to specify what to do, like eat or maim them or anything.)
RIP AND TEAR
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6.
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>407765
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>407765
>>
17+6=23

Good Success!

You hop into the tent through the small hole, and begin ripping the men inside into shreds, and limbs are sent flying out of it. You hop into the next tent, and repeat a few more times, killing easily sixty people. You come out, and see the tents have been stained red with blood... But you need more. More! Your search continues and you come to a camp fire, with easily forty conscripts, not yet aware of your blood-hungry presence.

Actions.

>FOOD! (Strength)
>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>MAIM! (Strength)
>RIP! (Strength)
>THROW! (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>407822
>THROW! (Strength)
Let's do this pinball thing again
>>
>>407822
>THROW! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407873
>>
13+9=22

Good Success!

You rush forward, grab a conscript and toss him straight into another one, sending that one flying. Enraged that it did not work like a pinball, you grab one of the conscripts, and toss him straight into a tent, The rest of the conscripts huddle, terrified of you and you grab them, and effectively play darts with a nearby tent. You of course, hit mostly on target and continue on your path of destruction... When you hear a voice inside you.

"Can I be in control again?"

Actions.

>NO!
>YES! (Ends Rampage.)
>>
>>407893
>NO!
>>
>>407893
>NO!
Let's destroy this camp first shall we
>>
>>407893
>NO!
>>
"NO!

You yell this out to the heavens, and continue on... You find a few more inhabited tents, and have an idea, mostly concerning unconcious conscripts and a bonfire nearby. And throwing, of course.

Actions.

>Start throwing flaming conscripts into the tents! (Strength)
>Bonfire? COOK THE CONSCRIPTS!
>Jump into the tents and RIP AND TEAR! (Agility)
>Go into the tents and rest in them, it'll be a fun surprise when they realize something is right next to them!
>Write-In
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>>407919
>Start throwing flaming conscripts into the tents! (Strength)

Stojan is basically a berserker now.
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>>407919
>Bonfire? COOK THE CONSCRIPTS!
>>
>>407919
>Start throwing flaming conscripts into the tents! (Strength)
This shit lmao
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9 for throwing flaming conscripts!
>>
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407938
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407938
>>
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407938
>>
11+9=20

Good Success!

You roast the conscripts, making sure to set their clothes ablaze, and toss them into the tents, terrifying the inhabitants and spreading panic. After tossing a few more, the soldiers in the tents begin to flee out of it, most either naked or in their basics. Clearly they weren't expecting a surprise attack.

What do to the conscripts?

>...More ammo!
>FOOD!
>CRUSH!
>MAIM!
>BRUTALITY!
>IGNORE!
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>>407977
>BRUTALITY!
Let's see how far we can take this
>>
>>407977
>BRUTALITY
Also try to find the lycan that escaped while RIPPING AND TEARING
>>
BRUTALITY it is.

Three options come to mind.

>SKIN THEM! THEIR FLESH IS EXAMPLE TO ALL TRAITORS!
>IMPALE! SHOW THE SOVIETS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
>SLICE AND DICE! LEAVE NO LIMBS ATTACHED!
>NO, THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!
>Write-In
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>>408022
>SKIN THEM! THEIR FLESH IS EXAMPLE TO ALL TRAITORS!
>IMPALE! SHOW THE SOVIETS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
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>>408022
Skin and put them on a cross, we Ramsay Bolton now
>>
>>408039
At least it's not castration.
>>
Going to wait fifteen more minutes, since this is quite edgy.
>>
>>408022
>IMPALE! SHOW THE SOVIETS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
>>
You start simple, and take the confused and alarmed conscripts into a group. One of them attempts to run for it but you rip out his throat and gorge on his flesh.

After that, comes the skinning and the impalment. You admire your handiwork and continue on, when you find a gathering of conscripts, setting up a barricade, all look rather alarmed, and you notice one rather good looking female seperated from them, looking the wrong way.

Actions.

>GO FOR THE BARRICADE, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!
>GO AFTER THE FEMALE, MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER TO TERRIFY THE OTHER CONSCRIPTS!
>NEITHER! FIND A DIFFERENT PATH!
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>>408090
>GO AFTER THE FEMALE, MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER TO TERRIFY THE OTHER CONSCRIPTS!
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>>408090
>GO FOR THE BARRICADE, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!

This is probably a one time thing for Stojan to be skinning people but... if he does get into this then he can do it together with Ivanka as a bonding activity which could possibly stave off madness for both characters while they flay their enemies
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>>408090
>GO FOR THE BARRICADE, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!
>>
>>408090
>GO AFTER THE FEMALE, MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER TO TERRIFY THE OTHER CONSCRIPTS!
I'm sure Ivanka would love her
>>
You go straight for the barricade! The conscripts yell and attempt to flee, and the one woman fires at you, and misses!

Actions

>CHASE AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS!
>GRAB THE WOMAN AND GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS! (Agility)
>GO AFTER THE WOMAN SPECIFICALLY!
>Write-In
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>>408134
>GRAB THE WOMAN AND GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS! (Agility)
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>>408134
>GRAB THE WOMAN AND GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5

Also, this is probably fucking terrifying for the conscripts, like holy shit, just run the fuck away instead of even trying level.
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>408166
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>408166
We're like a more gorey version of King Kong now.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>408166
>Be me
>Soviet conscript
>Enlisted because of shitty leaders
>On guard duty
>Whats that yelling?
>mfw Turning around to see a fucking werewolf killing everyone
>NOPE
>Start running and get brutally torn apart
>Such is life as a soviet conscript
>>
16+5=21

Good Success!

You grab the female conscript and begin chasing down those fleeing... You easily catch up.

What do?

>RIP AND TEAR!
>NOM!
>...SHIT, THERE'S A LADY WATCHING. IMPRESS HER WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BRUTALITY!
>THROW THEM!
>JUST KNOCK THEM OUT. THERE IS LADY IN YOUR HANDS AFTER ALL!
>WRITE-IN
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>>408216
>...SHIT, THERE'S A LADY WATCHING. IMPRESS HER WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BRUTALITY!
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>>408216
>...SHIT, THERE'S A LADY WATCHING. IMPRESS HER WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BRUTALITY!
Top kek khorne would be proud
>>
>>408216
>JUST KNOCK THEM OUT. THERE IS LADY IN YOUR HANDS AFTER ALL!

I'm sure the force of our paws hitting them is enough to kill them.
>>
Brutality time, anons.

>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
>GOOD OLD FASHIONED SKINNING.
>YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO IMPALE THEM ON! TABLES AND CHAIRS WILL HAVE TO DO.
>WRITE-IN
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>>408237
>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
>>
>>408237

>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
>>
>>408237
>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
I'm interested
>>
You trample over the conscripts, killing them easily. You carefully put the female human down and give her a small headpat, while you start skinning the humans, trying to make something looking like an angel out of human skin. She answers by screaming.

What do with her?

>YOU MUST SEDUCE HER! YOUR QUEST WILL NOT END UNTIL YOU SEDUCE HER USING VIOLENCE, BLOODSHED, AND INTERNAL ORGANS!
>JUST EAT HER, DAMN IT!
>HOW DARE SHE NOT LIKE YOUR ARTWORK! BRUTALLY TAKE CARE OF HER!
>WRITE-IN
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>>408270
>YOU MUST SEDUCE HER! YOUR QUEST WILL NOT END UNTIL YOU SEDUCE HER USING VIOLENCE, BLOODSHED, AND INTERNAL ORGANS!

It's like poking the snake with a stick. You probably shouldn't but you want to see how far you can push it.
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>>408270
>HOW DARE SHE NOT LIKE YOUR ARTWORK! BRUTALLY TAKE CARE OF HER!
If this was 40k we'd have already become a champion of khorne
>>
>>408270
>Give her to Ivanka gotta bring her a gift after our long trip
>>
You decide to seduce her, but also later give her to Ivanka, since you've gotta get her something after all.

She struggles in your arms, but you come up to a circle of conscripts, paranoid and looking around. You see that there's some flowers nearby... You have an idea.

>GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS LOOKING FOR YOU, OF COURSE.
>GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS, BUT HUNT THEM FIRST!
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!
>GO FOR THE FLOWERS.
>WRITE-IN
>>
>>408308
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!
>>
>>408308
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!
>>
>>408308
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!
I dont even understand what were doing anymore but its glorious
>>
Now, you must of course, get a conscript in order to combine flowers and conscript.

How will you get one?

>SNEAKY! TERRIFY THEM BY HAVING THEIR COMRADES DISSAPEAR ONE BY ONE!
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!
>WRITE-IN
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>>408332
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!

And this is happening because we were trying to get our hands on some artillery and rolled a 1 during our escape?
>>
>>408332
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!
FORCEFULLY INSERT FLOWER INTO CONSCRIPT
>>
>>408332
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!
>>408341
Yep, also where's that Lycan traitor he deserves to be pretzeled
>>
You charge them, Blood for God, after all!

What do?

>MAIM! (Strength)
>NOM! (Strength)
>CRUSH! (Strength)
>BRUTALITY! (Strength)
>GRAB! (Strength)
>STALK! (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>408362
Squeeze flower and conscript into one
>>
>>408351
Yuri might actually be a case where I'd support pretzeling. I was even considering on voting to shoot him earlier when he wasn't obeying commands.

>>408362
Grab, maim and crush
>>
>>408362
>GRAB! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9 for grabbing!
>>
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>408380
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>408380
Since their in a circle are we about to crush them while their praying for mercy?
>>
19+9=28

Overwhelming Success!

You grab the paranoid conscripts, who fire a few shots, which all miss. In a few seconds, you've effectively gotten them into a bear hug, and take them over to the flower field, where you left the female conscript, who's too terrified to move.

Actions.

>SHE IS ADORABLE WHILE TERRIFIED. GIVE HER A HEADPAT FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
>IGNORE THAT. JUST BEGIN DEALING WITH THE CONSCRIPTS.
>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.
>YOU FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELF YET!
>WRITE-IN

I don't even know what's happening any more besides khorne worship and death and destruction and even then.
>>
>>408405
>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.
>>
>>408405

>SHE IS ADORABLE WHILE TERRIFIED. GIVE HER A HEADPAT FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.

While:
>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.
>>
>>408405
>>YOU FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELF YET
Then
>>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.
>>
>>408405
>SHE IS ADORABLE WHILE TERRIFIED. GIVE HER A HEADPAT FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
>YOU FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELF YET!
>>
>>408427
This.
>>
You nearly hit yourself in the face, you've forgotten to introduce yourself!

"I AM STOJAN! WOULD YOU LIKE A CONSCRIPT? THEY ARE DELICIOUS!"

"N-n-no!"

You give her a headpat. She is adorable while terrified.

"...NOT EVEN IF I CUT IT FOR YOU?"

"No! You monster! Go away!"

Actions.

>...THAT IS NOT NICE. GIVE HER SOME CONSCRIPT ANYWAYS.
>...PLEASE? (Charisma, HARD)
>EAT A CONSCRIPT TO SHOW HER THAT IT DOESN'T TASTE TOO BAD.
>DON'T WORRY, I KNOW JUST THE THING TO CHEER YOU UP!
>WRITE-IN
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>>408434
>...THAT IS NOT NICE. GIVE HER SOME CONSCRIPT ANYWAYS.
>>
>>408434
>...PLEASE? (Charisma, HARD)
If she goes cannibal, she's a keeper.
>>
>>408434
>...PLEASE? (Charisma, HARD)

She isn't a werewolf is she? If we infect her and manage to seduce/convince her into human consuming whilst in a blood rage, then that would be a great feat.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7

This is the most fucking hilarious thing in the history of ever. Just imagine being her and this shit happening. Kek into orbit.
>>
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>408447
>>
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>408447
>>
>>408447
If she goes cannibal and we woo her over, can we keep her instead of giving her to Ivanka?
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>>408451
Were going to have a harem of crazy cannibals that gorge themselves on human flesh
>>
>>408456
As awesome as that sounds, we would probably run into trouble with Ivanka about it and probably Nicolae. Such as thing would require a major remodeling of Stojans character and would meet a lot of opposition.
>>
>>408451
Of course, I guess.

17+7=24

Success!

"COME ON! EAT UP!"

"N-No!"

You look into her eyes, and she breaks.

"F-F-Fine... I-I'll do it... Just don't eat me, please..."

"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I LIKE MY MEAT RARE AND FROM THE BONE!"

You carefully rip a arm off a conscript and hand to her... She takes a small nibble, and pukes on the flowers next to her. She begins crying soon afterward.

Actions.

>...OFFER HER MORE, WHY NOT?
>...OH NO, HUMAN EMOTIONS. TRY TO COMFORT HER. OR SOMETHING.
>...DEAL WITH THE REMAING CONSCRIPTS.
>ASK IF SHE'S GOING TO EAT THAT.
>WRITE-IN!
>>
>>408472
>...OH NO, HUMAN EMOTIONS. TRY TO COMFORT HER. OR SOMETHING.
>hug her and tell her everything's going to be okay
>>
>>408472
>...OFFER HER MORE, WHY NOT?
MOAR IS BETTER
>>
>>408472
>...OH NO, HUMAN EMOTIONS. TRY TO COMFORT HER. OR SOMETHING.
>...DEAL WITH THE REMAING CONSCRIPTS.

This is almost getting 2edgy4me
>>
You hug her closely.

"DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT!"

"W-Why are you hu-"

"BECAUSE... UH. YOU ARE SAD?!"

"O-Oh... Thanks, I guess. Even for forcin-forcing me to eat t-that..."

Actions.

>...DEAL WITH THE CONSCRIPTS.
>DO YOU WANT SOME MORE? (Charisma, HARD)
>CONTINUE THE HUG!
>GRAB HER AND CONTINUE THE RAMPAGE!
>Write-In
>>
>>408484
>DO YOU WANT SOME MORE? (Charisma, HARD)
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>>408484
>give her the flowers, ask her name, and run back to town
We must escape Edgeville.
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>>408492
Run back to town with her, I mean. And keep our little cannibal a secret from Ivanka.
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>>408492
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>>408492

You are about to speak, when you hear a voice inside your head.

Hey, can I just fucking take control again? What the fuck have you been doing, and who are you?

Actions.

>SURE!
>NO, NOT YET!
>>
>>408511
>SURE!
>>
>>408511
>SURE!
>>
>>408513
This.
>>
SURE! HAVE FUN!

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

You wake up, next to a crying woman on your shoulder, with a fuckton of conscripts in your arm, including one unfortunate guy who's arm is severed. You see fire in the distance, and yelling. What the fuck is happening?

Actions.

>...Drop everyone, and fucking just leave. What the hell is even happening?
>Uh... Ask why the woman is crying on your shoulder?
>...Probably should take care of the conscripts or something.
>...Offer flowers to the woman to make her better, you guess?
>Write-In
>>
>>408540
>...Offer flowers to the woman to make her better, you guess?
And ask her name.
>>
>>408540
>...Offer flowers to the woman to make her better, you guess?
>>
You carefully grab a small handful of flowers. Which is admittedly quite a few, and hand them to her.

"...So... Uh, what's your name?"

"I-It's Kutyakova..."

Well... That got a little erh... Less awkward?

Actions.

>...Drop the conscripts and go into a full hug, I guess. Something terrible must of happened.
>So... Pick her up and head back to the city, you guess. Better then staying here.
>...Whatever happened, I'm sorry, alright?
>Yeah, drop her and head back home.
>Write-In
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>>408557
>...Drop the conscripts and go into a full hug, I guess. Something terrible must of happened.
>So... Pick her up and head back to the city, you guess. Better then staying here.
>...Whatever happened, I'm sorry, alright?
>>
>>408557
>So... Pick her up and head back to the city, you guess. Better then staying here.

>Kuty

I see what you did there.
>>
You pick her up, and leave the conscripts on your hands.

"So... Erh... For whatever happened, I'm sorry, alright?"[/red]

You head back to the city, and into the capital.

...So, what the hell are you supposed to do with them?

Actions.

>Just... Uh, give them to pack, you guess.
>Just take them as hostages.
>Release them.

Also, what the hell to do with Kutyakova?

>...Introduce her to Ivanka?
>Maybe you can infect her, she's kind of cute.
>You don't really know her, and she's terrified of you. Maybe you should just give her to Nicolae to make sure she isn't crazy or anything.
>...The mayor's office is untouched, and a private place. Maybe you can see what happened to her in there?
>Write-In
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>>408570
>Just... Uh, give them to pack, you guess.
>...The mayor's office is untouched, and a private place. Maybe you can see what happened to her in there?
>>
>>408570
>Just... Uh, give them to pack, you guess.
>...The mayor's office is untouched, and a private place. Maybe you can see what happened to her in there?
>>
>>408574
This.
>>
You give them to the pack, which in a matter of seconds devours them gruesomely. Yikes.

You, naturally curious head to the mayor's office, and put her in a chair. Due to your size and weight, you sit on a bed.

"W-What happened to them?"

Actions.

>Erh... They're in a better place now?
>Shit. Uh, they're being held captive.
>I released them, I'm not a monster, of course.
>Write-In
>>
>>408584
>I released them, I'm not a monster, of course.
>>
>>408586
This.
>>
>>408584
> they're if a better place now
Wasn't she right there when you gave then to the pack? How did she miss that?
>>
>>408596
Well, she was crying into your arm still, she probably didn't see it happen, but could guess it.
>>
"...I erh, released them."

"R-Released them?"

If releasing means letting them be eaten, I guess so.

"I guess."

Actions.

>...So why were you crying in my arms?
>Why are you terrified of me? I won't bite.
>You hungry?
>So... What exactly happened at the camp?
>Write-In
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>>408609
>So... What exactly happened at the camp?

Also ask her what her profession or job was. Was she a medic, accountant or something else?
>>
>>408609
>You hungry?
>>
>>408609
>...So why were you crying in my arms?
>>
"So what exactly happened at the camp?"

"...Y-You happened. You crashed outside the camp, and you were taken prisoner alongside another one of your men. I was the nurse assigned to make sure you were ripe for negotiating a deal for surrender."

'Ah. Well... Are you hungry? I kno-"

She gags just a little.

"...Oh. Erh... Right. Coming from me that's probably not the best thing to say..."

Actions.

>...I assume you want human food?
>We don't have much human food... But I think we've got fresh conscript. (Charisma, HARD)
>...I guess your not hungry then.
>Write-In
>>
>>408622
>>
>>408632
>We don't have much human food... But I think we've got fresh conscript. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>408632
>We don't have much human food... But I think we've got fresh conscript. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>408636
Fuck it, this.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 because fuck it.
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408640
Personally I'm curious and want to see what happens when an already cannibalistic and possibly mentally unstable person turns into a werewolf.
>>
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408640
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408640
>>
19+2=21

Good Success!

"...Well, sorry... But we're out of food, save cannibalism. I doubt you want that."

"T-That's it?"

You nod your head.

"I-I am hungry... I-I guess."

You are... Slightly surprised, sufficiently said. You come back a little while later with a severed arm.

"I got some scraps, I guess. Here you go."

She grabs it, and hesitently begins eating it raw.

Curiously, you watch.

Actions.

>...What happens if you infect her?
>Yeah, maybe you should encourage this. It's nice to see humans accept your cultural food. (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>408658
>Yeah, maybe you should encourage this. It's nice to see humans accept your cultural food. (Charisma)
>>
>>408658
>Yeah, maybe you should encourage this. It's nice to see humans accept your cultural food. (Charisma)
No infection. She is pure trauma waifu.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 to encourge!
>>
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408671
>>
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408671
>>
1+2=3

Critical Failure!

"Thank you for considering my cultural food, It's nice to see humans adapt to o-"

"I-I don't... I don't want to eat this! What am I doing!"

She tosses the limb to the ground, and she goes back to crying. Shit. Back to step one...

Actions.

>Stop being racist and eat it! (Intimidation!)
>...Erh... Come here, what's wrong with eating human flesh? Hug her, you guess.
>Just leave.
>Maybe she'll like it more if you infect her.
>Write-In
>>
>>408683
Why anon, why?
>hug her and tell her that it's okay to eat meat
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2. Additional +2 if you can give her good reasoning for her to like it.
>>
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408709
>It's alright to eat flesh. It's not going to turn you into a monster or anything. It's the same as eating pork, but we need to ration what we have.
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408709
Human are 100% organic and natural!
>>
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408709
>>
>>405099
kill jester
>>
15+4=19

Success!

You hug her, for some reason it comes naturally... Like you've already done this before.

"Come on. It's alright to eat flesh. It's not going to turn you into a monster... And it's %100 organic and natural!"

"I-I...I guess..."

You hand her the leg, and she slowly begins chewing on it.

Actions.

>...There you go, come on.
>...Encourage her by petting or something. You don't really really know anything else to do in this situation! (Charisma)
>...Yeah, leave her. She's good.
>Write-In
>>
>>408741
>...Encourage her by petting or something. You don't really really know anything else to do in this situation! (Charisma)
She's our broken cannibal pet now.
>>
>>408741
>...Encourage her by petting or something. You don't really really know anything else to do in this situation! (Charisma)
Can we keep her? No need to turn her though with the limit and shit
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2, because why not?
>>
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408751
>>
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408751
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>408751
>>
17+2=19

You begin petting her blond hair, and she feels a little more relaxed... She takes bigger bites and generally is used to it.

"W-Why are you doing this?"

Actions.

>...Because you're adorable, now eat some more, come on.
>...Don't you want a fuzzy protector?
>I... I don't know honestly.
>Write-In
>>
>>408764
>...Because you're adorable, now eat some more, come on
Cute af
>>
>>408766
This.
>>
"Because you're adorable. Now eat some more, come on."

You continue scratching her head, carefully, and she relaxes. She's starting to calm down, and you think she slightly trusts you... If only for the fact you haven't eaten or killed her. Her grip is fading, no doubt tired.

Actions.

>...She's probably tired, put her in bed.
>Aw, she's tired. Put her in bed, and cuddle with her. She's adorable! You want to snuggle her to death! Well... Not exactly death.
>...Let her just fall asleep in your arms.
>Just let her fall on the floor, you guess.
>Write-In
>>
>>408773
>Aw, she's tired. Put her in bed, and cuddle with her. She's adorable! You want to snuggle her to death! Well... Not exactly death.
Will Ivanka be fine with this
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>>408773
>Aw, she's tired. Put her in bed, and cuddle with her. She's adorable! You want to snuggle her to death! Well... Not exactly death.
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>>408777
She doesn't have to know.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>408788
Oh, a crit! You know what that means, anon!
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You put her in bed, and begin to cuddle up to her.

You wake up in the morning, effectively rolled out over her like a blanket... She probably did think you're a blanket. You slowly get up out of bed, and she yells something.

"I-I thought last night was all a dream!"

"Nope!"

"Does that... Does that mean I ate someone?"

Actions.

>Yep!
>...Oh come on now, that's hardly a reason to be upset!
>...No, no you didn't!
>You want some more?
>Write-In
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>>408795
>...Oh come on now, that's hardly a reason to be upset!
>You want some more?
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>>408797
This. And don't forget to hug her and tell her she's beautiful.
>>
I leave to go to sleep and I come back to Stojan feeding conscripts to a human. Don't even pretend this isn't edgy, because eating and killing is one thing but straight up spending time trying to cuck our wife and trying to make cannibalism a thing is edgelordy as fuck.

>>408795
>...Oh come on now, that's hardly a reason to be upset!
>>
>>408802
She's cute though, and the people before us were the ones doing the edge votes. I just want a cute cannibal, since it's interesting.
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"Oh come on, that's hardly a reason to be upset! Did you want some more, by chance?"

"I-I did... God... I don't... Why did I do it?"

You sit down next to her, and hug her.

"Come on... You're beautiful, and that won't change. I promise."

"O..Oh. Yo-you think so?"

"I know so."

"Thank you..." she says in... German?

You begin to pet her blond hair, which is rather nice.

Actions.

>...Ask why she joined the soviets.
>...Wait, she's German? How did she... What?
>Erh... Yeah. What you said.
>Write-In

>>408802
I don't fucking know any more. If it makes you feel better, they were already dead.
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>>408804
I know it's just that the last time we did this we had to spend an entire session cleaning up the mess. It's gonna be the same here, and I especially doubt Ivanka is okay with polygamy.
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>>408802
She's our pet, not our rapeslave we still love Ivanka
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>>408806
>...Wait, she's German? How did she... What?
>>
>>408806
>...Ask why she joined the soviets.
>...Wait, she's German? How did she... What?
Moralfags are the worst
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>>408806
Ask her why she joined the Soviets, and compliment her sweet German accent.
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>>408811
Do you forget pagan Stojan's pretzel emporium?
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>>408814
Nobody can forget that atrocity. But at least the only thing we have to explain now is the voice in our head and that fucking cute pet.
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>>408816
Oh yeah fair enough. I'm with you there, it's just being called a moralfag that's getting me.
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>>408814

"...You're German?"

"Yes... I rarely speak it anymore, I was captured by the soviets and forced to work as a nurse. I haven't really gone back to Germany in years... Just wondering... Do you have to go?"

Actions.

>...So, erh... Maybe I should introduce you to my betrothed.
>Yeah... I've got to go. Just stay in here, and don't let any strangers inside, alright?
>What? I don't have to leave yet, alright?
>Write-In
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>>408818
Well if it makes you feel any better, being called a moralfag is a compliment at this point. It's all the damn edgelords that think "oh boy, Nazis!" that are flooding, I think.
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>>408819
>>...So, erh... Maybe I should introduce you to my betrothed.
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>>408819
>What? I don't have to leave yet, alright?
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>>408814
We're not gonna do that again except for the traitor Yuri of course. Also we did not become a pagan and shits again so no need to fix anything, hell we even got a qt new pet
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>>408821
Switching to this. I hope Ivanka understands.
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>>408819
>>What? I don't have to leave yet, alright?
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>>408823
We needn't even kill that conscript. He was cool, and he drove us places.
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>>408823
I'm a bit confused. What's the point of killing Yuri when we already have lessened control over our troops. They've already said they don't like when their leaders kill their own men, so why should we do that especially when our control on them is lacking?
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>>408825
Switching back to this. I'm so sorry you have to put up with me, OP.
>>
"What? I don't have to go!"

"O-Oh. Alright."

She's so quiet, it's adorable! She's not like Ivanka quiet, she's just... Well, she's just quiet!

Actions.

>Hang on, I'll be right back... Is there any clothes besides a soviet conscript uniform for her?
>...So, I assume you need breakfast.
>So, you know your safe with me, right? I'm not going to freak out and try to kill you or anything right?
>Write-In
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>>408832
>>Hang on, I'll be right back... Is there any clothes besides a soviet conscript uniform for her?
>>...So, I assume you need breakfast.
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>>408827
He betrayed us, if we're somewhat like professional military then he would be shot already, nothing personal
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>>408833
This. It's time to find a dress or something for her.
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>>408832
>...So, I assume you need breakfast.
>So, you know your safe with me, right? I'm not going to freak out and try to kill you or anything right?
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>>408834
I know that, but doing so would be a poor choice at the moment. And he was a pretty cool dude, ala fat guy pretzel.
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>>408834
...I'm just going to put personal input in for a second.

Basically you threatened him, then escalated to threatening to kill him, then you tried to kill him and failed, then he fucking fled because you got angry. All because he was asking some questions and he hit you for turning him into a werewolf, then let you go, and you got pissed off that he hit you.
>>
>>408839
Errrrrrrr, welcome to boot camp soldier?
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"...Hang on, I'll be right back."

"W-Where are you going?"

"I'm just... Erh... Going to bring back something."

You go into the master bedroom, and start searching for some clothes for her...

What exactly do you want her to wear?
>>
>>408842
A cute dress, preferrably white or blue.
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>>408842
Qt noble lady dress than bring her to Ivanka
>>
You get her a rather good looking blue dress, hopefully Aristacro or whatever can make it a little more... Noble looking in the future.

You take it out and throw it on the bed.

"Put this on, please."

"W-Why? I'm good in this."

Actions.

>...Because I'm your owner, and I said to put it on.
>I guess if you don't want to.
>...Erh, please?
>It'll look good on you, I swear!
>Write-In
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>>408848
>It'll look good on you, I swear!
Assert your dominance. Stay in the room as she's changing.
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>>408848
>>I guess if you don't want to.
>>
>>408848
>It'll look good on you, I swear!
>>
"Come on... It'll look good on you, I swear."

"I-I guess."

She starts changing, but stops.

"...Could you wait outside, please? I'm changing."

Actions.

>Right! I was... Just distracted.
>Nope! Assert dominance.
>Write-In
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>>408854
Nope! Tell her that she shouldn't be embarrassed.
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>>408854
>Nope! Assert dominance.
Just...Once...Can't...resist qt
>>
"Nope! Don't be embarrased, alright?"

"...I'm trying to change, I'd rather not do that in front of you."

"Why?"

"...I-I I'm not a prostitute, and I demand the right to change in privacy, please!" She looks slightly offended.

Actions.

>...Fine.
>No!
>...Do we have a discipline problem?
>Demand? You aren't really in a spot to demand anything.
>Write-In
>>
>>408858
>>...Fine.
>>
>>408858
>...Fine.
>>
>>408858
You don't have to hide your beauty from me. Please, let me stay here with you.
>>
>>408858
>Demand? You aren't really in a spot to demand anything.
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>>408861
>>
You sigh.

"...I guess."

You leave the room, a little disappointed. A few minutes pass, and you hear a knock next to you. Kutyakova is wearing her dress, and looks good.

Actions.

>Why don't we see my betrothed! She'll love you!
>...Why don't you stay here for a bit?
>...So, what do you want for breakfast?
>Write-In
>>
>>408864
>...So, what do you want for breakfast?
>>
>>408864
>Why don't we see my betrothed! She'll love you!
>>
>>408864
>>Why don't we see my betrothed! She'll love you!
>>
"Come on, Ivanka will love you!"

"W-Wait, who's that?"

"...I'll tell you when we get to city hall."

You walk through the runes of the streets and eventually get to the city hall... Climb up to it's roof, and open the door. You see Ivanka asleep.

"Ivanka?"

She yawns and looks up at you.

"What is it? It's early in the morning..."

"...Well, I've brought you someone!"

"...Is it a snack?"

"No, it's... Erh..."

Actions.

>A pet!
>It's a friend!
>It's... Just someone I found!
>Write-in
>>
>>408869
>>A pet!
>>
>>408871
This. Break the news to our pet that she's ours.
>>
"I've gotten us a pet!"

"...Pet?"

"Yeah! I found a human and captured her!"

"W-Wait... I'm a pet?"

"Comrade Stojan... Where were you last night? I didn't see you sleeping here."

Actions.

>...Uh. I was snuggling with her. Sorry.
>I was out. Drinking. (Charisma, lie)
>...I don't really remember, to be honest. (Charisma, semi-lie)
>Write-In
>>
>>408880
>I was out. Drinking. (Charisma, lie)
>>
>>408880
>>...Uh. I was snuggling with her. Sorry.
>>
>>408883
This. Break it to the both of them that they have to share a king. What's the worst that could happen?
>>
"Well... Erh... You two will have to become friends, since I did snuggle with her..."

"...Why?"

"...She seemed cute and adorable, alright?"

"...I thought... I thought you liked my company."
Ivanka seems quite upset, while Kutyakova seems... Confused.

Actions.

>It's not like that at all! I love your company! (Charisma, HARD)
>I love cuddling with you... But imagine it with three people! (Charisma, HARD)
>To be honest... You are a little dull.
>...I take back what I said earlier.
>>
>>408887
>>It's not like that at all! I love your company! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>408887
>It's not like that at all! I love your company! (Charisma, HARD)
Tell her kuty is our pet and she's our only one
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
I'll be back in a little while anons, sorry.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
crit time bb
>>
>>408887
>>408897
Can we write in that it was a spur-of-the-moment thing and that you promise to feed her and clean up after her?
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>408890
>>
>>408898
>>409341
Oh right, I already rolled on this one. Is QM ded?
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>>409351
No, he's usually busy during the day. Come the night Anon, and then we feast.
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>>409351
I presume he pauses. He made a big session here, DMing two quests at the same time.
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>>409473
>>409474
Ahh. I was just a bit confused since he said a little while, and I was expecting an hour or two. Forgot the time zone difference as well.
>>
Alright anons, I'm back.

13+4=17

Minor Success!

No! It's not like that at all!"

"Then why did you get a human to be a pet? I thought my company was adequate, comrade."

"But look at her! She's small, adorable, and smells nice! She's just a pet."

Ivanka sighs and stands up.

"W-Why... Why am I a pet? I'm a hu-human being!"

Actions

>Exactly! Now, shush!
>...Erh, that was a word that came to mind.
>Because you are adorable and beautiful, and I don't like hurting women.
>Write-In
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>>409540
>Exactly! Now, shush!

Senpai, have you seen this yet? Wew fucking lad
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>>409557
First off, who the fuck is Gary Johnson, and MAGA!
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>>409540
>Because you are adorable and beautiful, and I don't like hurting women.
>>
"Exactly, now shush! I'm busy!"

She goes silent, and Ivanka shakes her head.

"...I guess... But, I swear, if you're trying to get her in bed with me and you, I will personally find her, skin her alive, and hang her outside the city hall as an example."

"I-I don't want any of this... I just want to go home!"

Actions.

>...Why not share a bed? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>I'll take that in mind.
>I never intended that in the first place!
>Kutyakova, stop lamenting for a bit!
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>409619
>...Why not share a bed? (Charisma, VERY HARD)

Good luck roll
>>
>>409619
>...Why not share a bed? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5, and additional +2 if you can give her a good reason for why you should all share a bed together.
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>409644
She's just a pet, why would you care? She won't shed...
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>409644
Being close together while we sleep will help conserve body heat.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>409644
It gets cold here in poland, we need all the extra body heat.
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>409644
It'll be warmer with more people.
This roll is for Biggie Smalls.
>>
15+7=22

Minor Success!

"Come on, she's just a pet, why would you care? She doesn't shed, and being close together conserves body heat."

"...Fine, just don't get any ideas with her, alright?"

Actions.

>I promise.
>I promise. (Lie)
>Sorry, but no.
>...Well, we could always be polygamous... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>409669
>>I promise.
I actually don't want to fuck her; however if other anons do, then we start a harem because Stojan does not do things by halves.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>409669
We're going all in.
>...Well, we could always be polygamous... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
Another lucky roll.
>>
>>409669
>I promise.

We still have a war to win.
>>
"Don't worry, I promise."

"Good. Now I'm getting some sleep."

"Yeah, alright Ivanka."

Meanwhile, Kutyakova is still freaking out. Just a little. Oh, and you're quite happy, since Ivanka actually said yes!

"...I-I don't want to be a pet..."

Actions.

>Aw, you're freaking out, that's kind of adorable.
>Bear hug? Bear hug.
>Come on, we're gonna' be one big fuzzy family, how can you not like that?
>Are you hungry? Yes you are!
>Write-In
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>>409723
>Come on, we're gonna' be one big fuzzy family, how can you not like that?
>>
>>409727
This.
>>
>>409723
>Bear hug? Bear hug.
>Come on, we're gonna' be one big fuzzy family, how can you not like that?
>>
"Come on! We're gonna' be one big fuzzy family, how can you not like that?"

"I-I don't even know you... T-the only thing I've been fed is... Human flesh... A-a-and I just want to see my f-friends again..."

Actions.

>Well, sorry to say but your friends were all eaten. But you still have me!
>...Bear hug!
>Come on, human flesh isn't bad! You just haven't adjusted yet!
>Well... I guess I can tell you about myself.
>...Let's head back to the house we were in, alright?
>Write-In
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>>409773
>>Come on, human flesh isn't bad! You just haven't adjusted yet!
>>
>>409773
>Well, sorry to say but your friends were all eaten. But you still have me!
>>
>>409773
>Well... I guess I can tell you about myself.
>...Let's head back to the house we were in, alright?
>>
>>409773
>>Come on, human flesh isn't bad! You just haven't adjusted yet!
>Well... I guess I can tell you about myself.
>>
"Well, human flesh isn't that bad. You just haven't adjusted yet! Also, I think I fed all your friends to the pack, but don't worry, you still have me!"

"W-what? Yo-You told me you freed them?"

You shrug your shoulders.

"Yeah... Well. Sorry? Come on, let's go back to house we were in, alright?"

She doesn't actually cry, notably enough, and you carry her back to the mayor's office.

"S-So... I ate one of my friends?"

"...I guess so."

"...C-Can we not talk about flesh any more? It's making me hungry, and I d-don't want to eat what you eat..."

Actions.

>...I guess I can feed you something that's not human flesh.
>Human flesh is delicious! Just wait in the house while I get you some more... From somewhere.
>Well...Maybe you can feed her human flesh that's disguised as human food.
>Write-In
>>
>>409813
>>...I guess I can feed you something that's not human flesh.
>>
>>409813
>Human flesh is delicious! Just wait in the house while I get you some more... From somewhere.

Just imagine this. A giant and presumably blood covered werewolf keeps offering a traumatized Kuty human flesh.
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>>409813
>Human flesh is delicious! Just wait in the house while I get you some more... From somewhere.
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>>409836
This.
>>
"Well, just wait in here while I get some more then!"

"N-No, ple-"

You close the door. Now, of course...You've gotta find some meat for her.

Choices.

>Maybe she likes them while they're still alive? Maybe you should find a still-living conscript!
>Eh, find a conscript, kill them, and bring some body parts back to her!
>...Well, they don't call you Chef for nothing... Actually no one calls you that. Find a conscript, cook them, and bring them back to Kutyakova.
>...You kind don't really want to do this. Maybe that voice from yesterday has some way to help?
>Write-In
>>
>>409869
>Maybe she likes them while they're still alive? Maybe you should find a still-living conscript!
>>
>>409869
>...Well, they don't call you Chef for nothing... Actually no one calls you that. Find a conscript, cook them, and bring them back to Kutyakova.
>>
>>409869
>>...Well, they don't call you Chef for nothing... Actually no one calls you that. Find a conscript, cook them, and bring them back to Kutyakova.
>>
>>409869
>Maybe she likes them while they're still alive? Maybe you should find a still-living conscript!
>>
Why do you guys want Stojan to feed her someone still living? Not judging, just curious.
>>
You know, maybe cooking them, but leaving them alive, might get Kutyakova affection!

You decide to search the outskirts of the city, attempting to find a conscript.

Roll me a 1d20+2
>>
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>409901
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>409901
Check this nat 20 save
>>
Critical Failure!

1+2=3

You search the outskirts of the city, and... Well, you find jack shit, and it's getting dark. She's probably starving by now.

Actions.

>She can settle for some human rations, right?
>No, no. Raid the encampment for a fresh conscript.
>...Maybe you should just take the easy route and find a civilian.
>Write-in
>>
>>409919
>>...Maybe you should just take the easy route and find a civilian.
Prepare a prisoner's last meal, if you catch my drift.
>>
>>409919
>>She can settle for some human rations, right?
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Human rations.
2=Civilian.
>>
There's a few civilians you can go after...

>...Meh, just grab a random bystander. Should be good enough. (Stojan's popularity falls.)
>Find a criminal!
>...Maybe there's a prisoner you can take.
>Write-In
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>>410005
>Prisoner
>>
>>410005
>...Maybe there's a prisoner you can take.
>>
You head down to City Hall's impromptu jail, and find a rather... Well, plump prisoner, accused of conspiracy against the state. You knock him out and haul him to a nearby fireplace, out of earshot really.

Roll m a 1d20+2 for cooking skills!
>>
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410018
>>
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410018
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410018
>>
>>409919
>She can settle for some human rations, right?


Captcha was food, mostly things she would prefer it seems though there was a human jerky looking sandwich...
>>
19+2=21

Good Success!

You must say, you are a rather damned good cook. You take the half-cooked prisoner back to the mayor's home, and open the door.

You see her trying to read, and sees the cooked man slung over you.

"W-who is that?"

"Oh, just dinner."

You drop the man on the ground.

"H-He's still alive! I-I'm not a cannibal!"

Actions.

>You already ate human flesh, and in my personal opinion they taste better alive! (Charisma, HARD)
>...Come on, you want to keep up those good looks? You've got to eat! (Charisma)
>You're so squeamish about eating people, come on... It's fine, alright? (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>410050
>You already ate human flesh, and in my personal opinion they taste better alive! (Charisma, HARD)
Teach her our ways, cry racism if she refused
>>
>>410050
>You already ate human flesh, and in my personal opinion they taste better alive! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>410050
>Write-In
"Wait he is?"
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Voting so we can stop fucking around being edgy and try to,you know,get ready for our fucking war.
Am I surrounded by edgefags?
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>410072
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>410076
No anon, you're not.

>>410072
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>410076
I assure you I'm not an edgefag. I see this as somewhat of an experiment to push limits and how Stojan interacts with Humans in certain ways now. Imagine if we turn Kuty into a Lycanthrope and how her personality changes from that. Ivanka was originally against cannibalism but then started to indulge in it.
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>>410088
But turning her into a lycanthrope would cause an Ivanka like situation; pushing that limit would cause us to have a harem of cannibalistic werewolves. That is edgy as fuck.
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>>410088
No need to do that, we can keep our cannibal pet the way she is
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>>410111
This.
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>>410076
Yeah, I actually kind of want to throw up from the edginess., but I'm writing it anyways.
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>>410111
>>410113
But isn't that still edgy? We forced a human to eat her fucking friend and are keeping her as a pet. How does her staying human make this less fucked up?
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>>410088
I understand the interacting with humans thing, but the whole "muh human pet" thing sounds as edgy as hell and frankly,a pointless activity. We should just ask her if she wants to be part of the pack, (dangerous, and we should really stop turning people, at least until we evolve), or stay with us at the very least. If she doesn't,let her leave, and then try to prepare for the soviet invasion.
>>
>>410119
No don't turn her into lycan we got our hands full already, just feed her usual human meat then
>>
>>410130
Am I missing some internal logic? When she turns into a lycanthrope she is no longer a pet. We forced her to be a cannibal. We're spending part of our day pursuing this.
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>>410119
We should just put this on hold for now. Send some Lycanthropes into a suicide attack to trim the pack and then we can infect Kuty.
>>
"Come on, eat. It tastes better when they're alive anyways."

"H-How am I supposed to... You know?"

"Use your teeth, of course."

She rips out a small chunk from the man, who starts flailing and screaming under the gag.

"...Ignore that. Eat it."

"I-I don't want to.."

"You already ate flesh early. What's the difference between alive and dead, anyways?"

He hesitantly takes a bite.

Actions.

>...What the fuck are you doing?
>Come on, aren't you starving? Stop holding back. (Charisma)
>Good, good.
>Write-In

God, I think I actually might have to take a break for a little bit to regain my nerves, since I'm feeling a tad bit queasy.
>>
>>410155
>God, I think I actually might have to take a break for a little bit to regain my nerves, since I'm feeling a tad bit queasy.

Would you want sides with that (write in what to get, preferably human foods)
>>
>>410155
>Just walk away and order a suicide attack on a Soviet position
>>
>>410155
>>Good, good.
Don't push it too much
Also, send the weak and pathetic werewolves as cannon fodder while you seize something from the commies
>>
"Good. Good."

You comfort her by rubbing her hair, and get up.

"...I'll be back in a little while, alright?"

"O-Ok..."

You leave... Now it's time for your least favorite duty, sending men to their deaths.

Actions.

>...You couldn't really care too much about that though. It's just rather dull. (Stojan become apathetic.)
>It's a harsh realty of war, but hopefully their sacrifice will bring further glory. (No personality change.)
>...Order someone to send letters to their families notifying them of the deceased. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)
>Write-In

In addition, how many lycanthropes do you want to send on a suicide attack?
>>
>>410219
>...Order someone to send letters to their families notifying them of the deceased. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)


Send a few, about 40.
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>>410219
>...Order someone to send letters to their families notifying them of the deceased. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)
pls no edgy anymore
How's the battlefield situation,QM?
>>
>>410219
>...Order someone to send letters to their families notifying them of the deceased. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)
>>
You order someone to start sending letters for the fallen... You send about fourty lycanthropes. Mostly the already weak and ill.

>>410231
It's a standstill, Zhukov won't enter the city but is determined to bomb you out of it.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if the suicide mission can actually get anything done.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>410243
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>410243
What happens if we roll a 1? They all survive nod destroy the Soviet position?
>>
>>410243
Charge while screaming Bernie! Bernie!
>>
>>410252
20

Critical Success?

The fourty men charge, getting into the soviet trenchline and slaughtering many until they are finally taking care of by kamikazes and flamethrowers... But, before that they manage to get to the soviet flag and tear it down. This has the effect of boosting morale further, and essentially making them martyr's of the cause.

With that done, in response the Soviets send a bombing run on the city, damaging quite a few buildings and starting a few fires. Luckily few were hurt, as they are already used to this.

You eventually head back to the mayor's residence, and decide something on the way there.

>...Maybe you should infect her, see what happens to her personality. It'll be interesting.
>...You can't keep doing this to her, it's inhumane.
>...You aren't like the nazi doctor, right? Right? You need some sleep...
>Write-In
>>
>>410267
>...Maybe you should infect her, see what happens to her personality. It'll be interesting.
>>
>>410267
>>...You can't keep doing this to her, it's inhumane.
>...You aren't like the nazi doctor, right? Right? You need some sleep..
>>
>>410267
>...You aren't like the nazi doctor, right? Right? You need some sleep...
>>
>>410267
>>...Maybe you should infect her, see what happens to her personality. It'll be interesting.
>>
You are tied between getting some sleep and infecting her... You decide you'll cross that bridge when you get to it. Of course, you have a choice of two people you want to... Well, sleep with.

>Ivanka, your betrothed.
>Kutyakova... Maybe you should make sure that she's fine.
>Both!
>>
>>410328
>Ivanka, your betrothed.

However Kutya should be in the room, maybe get another, smaller, bed for her.
>>
>>410328
>>Both!
>>
>>410328
>Both!

>nb4 we accidentally scratch Kutyakova and turn her into a small mini Lycanthrope
>>
>>410328
Ivanka
>>
You decide that Ivanka would probably do better to sleep on an actual bed, and retrieve her from her watch. She comes with you to mayor's residence, and you tell Kutya to sleep on the couch. She seems to be terrified of Ivanka, since at least on two occasions you see her... Well, threatening her. Once with growling, and a second time with a death stare.

Actions.

>...Come on, she's not going to replace you, Ivanka. (Charisma, HARD)
>Why don't you try to talk to her, the two of you might have something in common.(Charisma, HARD)
>...Send Kuty to a different room.
>Send Ivanka to a different room.
>Write-In
>>
>>410365
>...Come on, she's not going to replace you, Ivanka. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>410365
>>...Come on, she's not going to replace you, Ivanka. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5, additional +2 if you can point out why she's not going to replace her.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>410395
She's a human.
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>410395
She's our pet dear, nothing else. (insert cheesy shit)
>>
>>410400
20+5=25

Critical Success!

"...Don't worry, she's just a pet. Nothing else."

"...I suppose. I am sorry for thinking you'd betray me, Stojan... On second thought, she is somewhat adorable..."

She falls asleep on you, and you follow soon in slumber.

You wake up a few hours later, Ivanka gone, but Kutyakova still sleeping... Your original idea of infecting her still remains in your mind.

Actions.

>Infect her, it'll be interesting!
>Ask if she wants breakfast first.
>Nah. You have things to do besides thinking constantly about this shit anyways.
>Write-In
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>>410418
>Nah. You have things to do besides thinking constantly about this shit anyways.
>>
>>410418
>Infect her, it'll be interesting!
>>
>>410418
>>Ask if she wants breakfast first.
>>
>>410418
>Write-In
We have more important shit. Get her some human food for being such a good pet!
>>
>>410418
>>Nah. You have things to do besides thinking constantly about this shit anyways.
>>
Going to wait five more minutes, anons.
>>
"...Hey, Kutyakova, want breakfast?"

"...What is it, first off?"

Actions.

>Human food, not cannibalism, don't worry.
>...You have some human left over, right? Eat that.
>...Eh, you can figure it out on your own, alright?
>Write-In
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>>410448
>...You have some human left over, right? Eat that.
>>
>>410448
>Write-In
"Well your choices are as follows; go a walk around town with me trying to find a restaurant or a shop for food, eat army rations or cannibalism."
>>
>>410448
>>Human food, not cannibalism, don't worry.
>>
>>410459
Most restaurants and shops are bombed or closed, keep in mind the city is under siege.
>>
>>410448
>>...Eh, you can figure it out on your own, alright?
>>
>>410458
This.
>>
"Just eat some left over human, alright? I have work to do."

"O-Oh. Alright."

You leave...
A month has gone by... The siege is quite taxing on the populace, but Zhukov shows no signs of ceasing bombardment, and the enemy engineers have set up machine guns, mortars, and barbed wire to prevent charges from your side. There is word that the American forces will arrive in two months to lift the siege...

However, Zhukov has changed strategy from regular bombings, to firebombing strategic parts of the city. Since you have no real protection against it, and it'd be very hard to get out of the city, he is allowed to bomb at his leisure, commonly striking at night while people sleep. There is also rumors of a traitorous werewolf in the enemy's ranks, who's been sent back to Moscow for study.

Actions.

>Timeskip to the next month, there is nothing you can really do.
>...Spend some time with someone. (Specify)
>Write-In
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>>410499
Ivanka. Cuddles to keep away the cold.
>>
>>410499
>Timeskip to the next month, there is nothing you can really do.
>>
>>410499
>Timeskip to the next month, there is nothing you can really do.
>>
>>410499
Cuddling with Ivanka and our pet can't hurt
>>
>>410534
Changing to this. At least it's something.
>>
>>410534
>>
Time skip, go!

You pass the month by spending some more time with Ivanka, mostly private cuddling and helping her snipe the occasional unlucky conscript.

The next month is more severe, and Zhukov has slowly began to encroach on the city, using flamethrowers, kamikazes, and careful squad tactics, that even if you push forward that you'll lack cover or anything for nearly a mile, or at the very least are at a severe disadvantage. Zhukov has also stopped using conscripts and has begun sending in professional soldiers, specialized in close combat. Zhukov however, remains in hiding.

Actions.

>You must come up with a plan to repel them!
>You must take care of Zhukov, once and for all!
>...Some terror tactics might halt their approach.
>American Reinforcements will be here soon... All we have to do is wait.
>Write-In
>>
>>410549
>>You must take care of Zhukov, once and for all!
>>
>>410549
>You must take care of Zhukov, once and for all
>>
>>410549
>>...Some terror tactics might halt their approach.
>>
>>410549
>>You must take care of Zhukov, once and for all!
>>
You decide you must take care of Zhukov once and for all... You have a few commanders who might do well, especially since getting into the camp will be a nightmare of machine gun fire and mortar shots.

>Ivanka.
>Stojan.
>Leopold & Sturmgrenaiders.
>Nicolae?
>Petrov.
>Dem and the Conscripts!
>Write-In
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>>410580
>Leopold & Sturmgrenaiders.
>>
>>410580
>>Ivanka and her daughteru (Pel)
>>
>>410589
This. Leopold is the clutch king.
>>
>>410580
>>Dem and the Conscripts!
>>Leopold & Sturmgrenaiders.
We'll be the last wave with Ivanka bring our daghter too
>>
>>410603
We could have the conscripts push with makeshift shields and then have the sturmgrenadiers push with them.
>>
Leopold it is.

You are currently Leopold, and you are expected to cross a mile of ground brimming with snipers, machine guns, mortars, and barbed wire, and the occasional bear trap or landmine.

"Hansgeorg, pass me the binoculars!"

"Yes sir!"

You look through them in the ruins of the building you have decided to take up a reconnaissance posting in.

"Alright... I have a plan."

Actions.

>We'll crawl across at nightfall, and hopefully get to the other side without being noticed.
>We'll use some smoke grenades, and make a run for the other side!
>We'll just run for it!
>Write-In
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>>410625
>>We'll crawl across at nightfall, and hopefully get to the other side without being noticed.
>>
>>410625
>We'll crawl across at nightfall, and hopefully get to the other side without being noticed.
>>
"We'll crawl across at nightfall, and hopefully get to the other side without being noticed."

"Yes commandant!" Hansgeorg gives you a salute, and you wait for nightfall.

It is nightfall, and you have begun to sneak to the other side.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can make it.
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410661
>>
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410661
S N E A K
>>
18+2=20

Good Success!

Your squad crawls on the ground, avoiding traps and landmines, and avoiding the notice of quite a few patrolling soldiers. Eventually you come up to the trenchline, and break the barbed wire with your claws. You and your squad fall into the trench, cautious. Not too far away, you hear footsteps coming towards you, and the slight glow of a cigarette.

Actions.

>Get ready to open fire! (Assault Rifle)
>Wait for them to get closer, and attack them in CQB! (Agility)
>Wait for them to pass while you hide! (Agility)
>Sturmgrenaiders! Blitzkrieg! (Assault Rifle, Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>410688
>Wait for them to get closer, and attack them in CQB! (Agility)
Remember the basics of CQC Sn-Leopold
>>
>>410688
>Wait for them to pass while you hide! (Agility)
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Attack!
2=Wait for them to pass!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if they pass.
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410740
>>
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410740
Nat 1 and we Gandalf
>>
You wait for them to pass, hiding behind boxes of ammunition. They eventually pass after a lengthy conversation which you cannot understand, since you don't speak Russian. You continue on, and come to a branching path through the trenches... You guess that he's probably hiding in the center of the camp, and your squad follows.

You come across a camp fire, which a few soldiers are drinking vodka around... You can't really pass unless you deal with them.

Actions.

>A sudden rush and taking them captive, a professional and fast way. (Agility, HARD)
>...See if you can shoot the vodka bottle and demand their surrender. (Assault Rifles, HARD)
>Toss a grenade straight into the fireplace! (Strength)
>Rush up there and pounce! Gotta do it fast! (Agility)
>Open fire! (Assault Rifles)
>Head back and try to find a different path. (Intelligence.)
>Write-In
>>
>>410784
>>Head back and try to find a different path. (Intelligence.)
>>
>>410787
This.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2
>>
>>410784
>>Toss a grenade straight into the fireplace! (Strength)
>>
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410795
>>
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410795
>>
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410795
>>
11+2=13

Borderline Failure!

You go back, and find a second way... Which leads to more people, of course. You head back to the campfire, ready to strike.

Actions.


>A sudden rush and pinning them, a professional and fast way. (Agility, HARD)
>...See if you can shoot the vodka bottle and demand their surrender. (Assault Rifles, HARD)
>Toss a grenade straight into the fireplace! (Strength)
>Rush up there and pounce! Gotta do it fast! (Agility)
>Open fire! (Assault Rifles)
>Head back and try to find a different path. (Intelligence.)
>Write-In
>>
>>410837
>Rush up there and pounce! Gotta do it fast! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for pouncing!
>>
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410850
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410850
>>
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>410850
>>
9+2=11

Failure!

You pounce out of the darkness, failing to grab one of the soldiers and flying over him.

"OH SHIT FUCKING WEREWOLVES!"

The soldiers begin to grab weaponry, and one of the soldiers fires a shotgun at you, and you take some damage. (-4 HP), luckily it was grazing.

Actions.

>Open fire! (Assault Rifles)
>Grenade! (Strength)
>Charge him! (Agility)
>Try to maim a body part! (Agility)
>Grab him! (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>410944
>>Open fire! (Assault Rifles)
That soldier had the appropriate reaction.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>410964
>>
20+4=24

Critical Success!

You fire a shot straight from your fanciable assault rifle, and blow the soldier's head off with a single shot. You fucking love this gun.

Meanwhile, your men easily pounced on their targets and have restrained them, while two soldiers begin to run. You pop two shots in their back before they get far.

What do to the captured soldiers?

>Knock them out.
>Execute them.
>Eh, eat them.
>Write-In
>>
>>410989
>>Knock them out.
Am I the only one here? If so, edgefags should be gone for a while.
>>
>>410992
Here's hoping.

You order your men to knock them out, and continue deeper into the camp. The camp is on somewhat high alert, since you've just fired a few shots... Three conscripts are watching down a pathway you have to go down.

Actions.

>Grenade! (Strength)
>Open fire on them! (Assault Rifles)
>Maybe you can go into a tent and cut your way through to the other side? (Agility)
>Try to pounce from afar! (Agility, HARD)
>Demand they put down their weaponry and surrender! (Intimidation)
>Write-In
>>
>>411013
>Grenade! (Strength)
>>
>>411013
>>Demand they put down their weaponry and surrender! (Intimidation)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>411036
Damn, just missed the poll.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>411036
>>
13+3=16

Success!

You toss a stick grenade towards the soldiers, and they are blow to pieces. However, this does set the camp on alert, and you can hear soldiers shouting.

You continue deeper into the camp, and come to what seems to be the command tent. Soldiers rush to put barricades up and you get a machine gun position set up.

Actions.

>Toss your last grenade! (Strength)
>Sturmgrenaiders! Toss all the grenades! (Strength)
>Time to pounce right in and RIP AND TEAR! (Agility)
>Open fire from afar! (Assault Rifles)
>Damn it, try to take out the machine gunner! (Assault Rifles)
>Write-In
>>
>>411067
>>Damn it, try to take out the machine gunner! (Assault Rifles)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>411099
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>411099
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>411099
>>
9+5=14

Borderline Success!

You fire a shot into the machinegunner's shoulder, sending him to the ground. However the rest of the soldiers aim their rifles at you and start firing, and you barely get back into cover.

Actions.

>...Grenade! (Strength)
>Try to pounce in order to get into melee distance! (Agility, RISKY)
>Stay down!
>Return fire! (Assault Rifles!)
>Order the Sturmgrenaiders to charge with you! (Agility)
>Order the Sturmgrenaiders to lay suppressive fire while you pounce in there! (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>411154
>...Grenade! (Strength)
>>
>>411156
>>...Grenade! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>411165
In my mind, all our grenades are Polandballs
>>
7+3=10

Failure!

You go out to toss a grenade, and it falls short! You dive back into cover, but they return fire, hitting Hansgeorg in the chest, and knocking him down. He's exposed and the gunfire around him makes it dangerous to get him.

Actions.

>Shit, return fire and hope one of your men can grab him! (Assault Rifles, HARD)
>Rush out to grab him! (Agility)
>Shit, he's as good as dead, leave him and focus on the enemy! (Assault Rifles)
>They'll fucking pay for that! Try to pounce past their barricade! (Agility, RISKY)
>Write-In
>>
>>411231
>>Rush out to grab him! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1
>>
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>411248
If edgefags want we can just feed him to our pet later :^)
>>
15+1=16

Success!

You roll out and grab Hansgeorg, and bring him back into cover. The medic starts patching him up, and it seems your beginning to win against the soldiers, who have begun to flee.

Actions.

>Go after the soldiers!
>...Command tent, Zhukov's probably in there.
>Open fire on the command tent!
>Write-In
>>
>>411283
Charge the command tent before reinforcements arrive
>>
You charge into the command tent, and see the general, hands behind his back, confident.

"Reinforcements will be here shortly, you are all in the center of my camp, and my plan has been enacted. I recommend you surrender while you still can."

Well, that was a rather short monologue.

Actions.

>Hit him.
>Knock him out. (Strength)
>Bind him and carry him on your shoulder.
>What plan?
>Write-In
>>
>>411375
>Knock him out. (Strength)
>>
>>411375
> rip and tear
Your pan was to get a werewolf within striking distance? How the Fuck did you get be a general
>>
>>411375
>Knock him out. (Strength)


If we kill him he is a martyr, if we keep him captive he is a bargaining chip, if we turn him then we have a good general.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>411466
>>
>>411486
15+3=18

Success!

You punch him, and knock him out.

"So, any bets on what his plan was?"

"...Well, not yet."

You walk outside, and suddenly the tent flaps pop up, machine guns, conscripts, and commissars begin to point weaponry at you.

Actions.

>...Jump for cover! (Agility)
>...Do we have any smoke grenades, by any chance?
>Yeah, shit. Hands up.
>Take the general hostage, put a gun to his head!
>Write-In
>>
>>411506
>>...Do we have any smoke grenades, by any chance?
>>
"...Do we have any smoke grenades?"

"No..."

"Shit."

A commissar points a weapon towards you, and yells something in Russian.

Actions.

>Jump for cover! (Agility)
>...Hands up.
>Take the general hostage!
>...Open fire! (Assault Rifles, Risky, VERY HARD)
>Write-IN
>>
>>411534
Time to learn Russian, boys.
Or can he not do this?
>>
>>411539
...He's not Ren, hell Stojan learned poor Russian off screen with Ivanka and that took at least two months.
>>
>>411534
>Take the general hostage!
>>
>>411552
This.
>>
You pull the general off your shoulders and point a gun at him.

"Can anyone speak Russian?"

"I think Hansgeorg can. But he can't really talk from the bullet in his lungs."

"Well. This is going to be an awkward stand-off."

Actions.

>Hansgeorg, get up and fucking speak Russian to these soviets! (Charisma)
>...Do any of them speak German or Polish?
>...Fuck this, open fire!
>No translation is needed... We'll just back out of here slowly, and hopefully everything will be fine...
>Write-In
>>
>>411572
>...Do any of them speak German or Polish?
>>
>>411572
>Hansgeorg, get up and fucking speak Russian to these soviets! (Charisma)
>>
"Do any of you speak German or Polish?"

A few seconds go by, and one of the commissars speaks to you in Polish.

"I see you are holding the general captive."

"Yes, yes we are."

"I will offer you something. You take the general back, and I don't really care what you do with him, but ensure that he cannot rejoin the USSR's armed forces or is dead, and I will let you leave."

Actions.

>...I presume your his second in command?
>Wow, alright then. That was pretty simple.
>Pretty backstabby... So no.
>Write-In
>>
>>411598
>Wow, alright then. That was pretty simple.
>>
"...Just like that? Seriously?"

"Yeah, Stalin was about to execute him anyways, and I want that commendation for taking charge anyways."

The general drowsly raises his head.

"Y-You treacherous fiend! M-My plan was for you to open fire and kill them! N-Not for this!"

"Plans change, comrade."

"I-I will see you killed for this!"

The commissar takes out a letter.

"This is a letter notifying me of possible subverisve activities done by you. You are no longer needed in the Union, comrade."

The general fades back into unconciousiness.

"Now, get the hell out of my camp."

Actions.

>Already two steps ahead of you. Come on men, lets get back home.
>Yeah, no.
>Write-In
>>
>>411612
>Already two steps ahead of you. Come on men, lets get back home.
>>
>>411619
This.
>>
"Already ahead of you. Men, move out!"

You begin to march back out of the trench, escorted by Russian soldiers. You begin to cross no-man's land and get back home.

You are currently Stojan, and you have just recieved word that your forces have captured Zhukov. Now, what to do with him...

>Take care of him once and for all.
>Brutally take care of him.
>You know what would be fucked up? Kutyakova eating him. Make it so.
>Interrogate him.
>Hold a trial of his war crimes in public view.
>Infect him.
>Write-In
>>
>>411632
>Interrogate him.
>>
You decide to interrogate him in the mayor's residence. Do you bring along anyone to help?

>No, you'll do it solo.
>Kutyakova.
>Ivanka.
>Dem.
>Leopold.
>Nicolae.
>Santiago.
>Write-in
>>
>>411671
>>Kutyakova.
Perhaps they know each other?
>>
>>411671
>No, you'll do it solo.
>>
You ask Kutyakova to stay in the room as you set the unconscious general in a chair.

"W-What are we doing?"

"...Just some interrogation."

"O-Oh. I don't really k-know how to interrogate someone. I'm just a nurse. Who are we interrogating anyways?"

"General Zhukov."

"Z-Zhukov?"

"Yes. Do you know him?"

"Not really."

"Ah..."

"A-Are you going to torture him?"

Actions.

>No, of course not!
>...Maybe.
>Yes, of course!
>Of course, and you are going to help me!
>Write-In
>>
>>411714
>Of course, and you are going to help me!
Time for some grade A bonding
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>411717
This.
>>
"Of course! And you're going to help me!"

"W-what?"

"Come on, it's time for some grade A bonding with me!"

"A-And I thought cannibalism was too much..."

"Alright, so first we take the bag off his head..."

You remove the bag, and he's still sleeping.

"And then we wake him up!"

Actions.

>Give him a light hit to wake up.
>...Maybe a full-fledged punch to wake him up!
>As your dad used to say, never half ass something! Partially skin some of his hand so he'll wake up from the pain! (Stojan becomes more cruel.)
>Hm... Well, we just ask him to calmly wake up!
>Write-In
>>
>>411734
>...Maybe a full-fledged punch to wake him up!
>>
You punch him awake, and break his nose.

"...Prisoner, are you awake?"

He spits on you.

"I'll tell you nothing!"

"Why? The union has already abandoned you!"

"The Union might of abandoned me, but I will still hold my convictions that the patriots of the Red Army will rescue me!"

Actions.

>If you won't speak, I'll be forced to resort to more drastic measures!
>Tell me, why did Stalin want you purged?
>Why do you think the Red Army will save you?
>I demand you tell me the soviet plans!
>Have the Soviets learned of the United States plans?
>Write-In
>>
>>411769
>Tell me, why did Stalin want you purged?
>>
>>411769
>Have the Soviets learned of the United States plans?
>>
"Tell me, why did Stalin want you purged?"

"I won't tell you anything. As we speak, you are wasting your time as my comrades move in to help."

Actions.

>...Hey, Kutyakova, hold him down for a moment...
>Listen, you tell me, and I won't skin you alive, alright? (Intimidation, HARD)
>The army isn't coming for you, you know. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>411823
>The army isn't coming for you, you know. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
>>411886
Anon, put 1d20+3 in the options.
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>411871
>>
>>411871
>>
I'm going to continue this later, bye anons.
>>
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>411895
Just coming back. It would have been fun to quietly drop a grenade at the feet of the commissar. To fuck up Staline's plans.
>>
17+3=20

Success!

"The army isn't coming for you. They've left you behind. I recommend you talk, now."

"N...They'd never leave me behind... I've saved them countless times from certain defeat!"

"Well, you were just left to rot. So tell me, why does Stalin want you dead?"

"He thinks I've become too powerful for my station, I think... I don't know what else, though."

Actions.

>...That's not enough. Kutyakova, hold him down.
>Thank you... Now, about another thing. (Specify)
>Could you be more specific? (Charisma, HARD)
>Tell me everything... Or else. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>412249
>>Could you be more specific? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>412249
>>Could you be more specific? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>412249
>Could you be more specific? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>412414
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>412414
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>412414
If this doesn't work, put the boots to him medium style.
>>
8+3=12

Failure!

"Could you be more specific?"

"I don't know, alright?"

"Famous last words..."

Actions.

>...Kutyakova, hold him down.
>Well, tell me about another thing... (Specify)
>...Tell me everything or I will hurt you in a thousand different ways. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>412466
>>...Tell me everything or I will hurt you in a thousand different ways. (Intimidation, HARD)
>>
>>412466
>>...Tell me everything or I will hurt you in a thousand different ways. (Intimidation, HARD)
>>
Alright anons, roll me a 1d20+3!
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>412484
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>412484
Kuty, get the spikes out of the fire
>>
15+3=18

Success!

"Come on, tell me or I will hurt you. And I don't think you want to be hurt by me."

He sighs.

"...I gave information to the Allies in exchange for political asylum once Stalin inevitably turned on me."

"How much information?"

"...Carrier designs, nuclear weapon testing sites, and defensive positions."

Actions.

>I doubt Stalin would of turned on you, you are his best general after all.
>You wouldn't need asylum if you didn't do something wrong. What was it, general?
>What happened to not telling me anything, general?
>Write-In
>>
>>412505
>>You wouldn't need asylum if you didn't do something wrong. What was it, general?
>>
"You wouldn't need asylum if you didn't do something wrong. What was it, general?"

"I didn't do anything, damn it!"

Actions.

>...We can do this the hard way, and sadly enough for you, I tend to enjoy the hard way. Kutyakova, get over here!
>What is with the reluctance, general? I feel like you are trying to make my angry on purpose... (Intimidation, HARD)
>Tell me. I don't want to hurt you, but I will. (Charisma, HARD)
>Fine then. Tell me something else. (Specify)
>Write-In
>>
>>412520
>>Tell me. I don't want to hurt you, but I will. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>412528
No wait, I do want to hurt you. Do you want be to hurt you?
>>
Critical Success!

"Come on general, I don't want to hurt you... But I promise I will if you don't tell me."

"...Alright... So you remember a few weeks back, when one of the High Commissar's daughters went missing, Ivanka Romanov, right?"

"...Yes?"

"Well, I delegated the task to my second in command, General Dementynev, who vanished not too long afterward. I'm fairly sure the NVKD was convinced I was purposely slowing down their investigation for Ivanka."

Actions.

>Good, now tell me something else. (Specify)
>Well, Ivanka's with me now, so I suppose you did complete your duty after all.
>...Hey, Kutyakova, watch what I can do!
>Write-In
>>
>>412543
>>Well, Ivanka's with me now, so I suppose you did complete your duty after all.
>>
>>412567
This.
>>
"Well, Ivanka's with me now. I suppose you did do your duty after all."

"...Wait, Ivanka has been with you the whole time?"

"Of course. Also, we've grown quite attached."

"I didn't really need to know that part, alright?"

Actions.

>...I suppose the interrogation is over.
>What, are you racist or something?
>Hang on, I still have more questions... (Specify)
>Write-In
>>
>>412585
>What, are you racist or something?
>>
>>412585
>...I suppose the interrogation is over.
>>
>>412588
WLM crusade continues.
>>
"Well... I suppose this interrogation is over, you racist."

Kutyakova says something.

"I-I thought you were going to torture him... Thank you for not doing that."

She hugs your leg, and you can't help but wag your tail.

Actions.

>Oh, I nearly forgot, thanks for reminding me!
>Aw... Fine, hug for a little bit then deal with Zhukov.
>Such a loyal pet deserves a treat! Now, if only there were Human Snacks.
>Write-In
>>
>>412598
>Write-In
Giver her the head pats of approval and joke about forgetting to torture him.
>>
>>412598
>Aw... Fine, hug for a little bit then deal with Zhukov.
>>
You give her a hug and pat her on the head, your sign of approval.

"Thank you, I nearly forgot."

"W-Wait, I-I didn't mea-"

"Don't worry, I was only joking."

"O-oh..."

You eventually let go and turn back to Zhukov... What to do with him...

>Infect him!
>Nah, take care of him brutally.
>Just execute him.
>...See if you can't get Kutyakova to eat him. For Science.
>Release him.
>Write-In
>>
>>412610
>Just execute him.
I would also support putting him in a dungeon or something that isn't the main jail. We should just get rid of him and not let any more Russian generals into our ranks. They'll eventually begin to dominate our choices by being pro-Russian or even communist.
>>
>>412610
Offer him release or lycanthropy.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes anons.
>>
>>412610
Imprison him until we can turn him over to the allies.
>>
>>412610
Release
>>
Nuremberg style trial then execute him for crimes against Poland
>>
>>412610
Release him
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Looks like a tie.

1=Imprison.
2=Release.
>>
>>412640
>>412628
Samefagging
>>412610
>Just execute him.
>>
>>412645
He killed a shit ton of our people with fire bombs and shit, we should give him atrial then execute him
>>
>>412640
>>412628
2 posts in thread samefagging when you got ids kek
>>
"Alright, Kutyakova, could you open the door for me?"

"Sure."

You pick up Zhukov and begin to haul him.

"W-Why didn't you kill him?"

Actions.

>Because he can be useful at a later date. (Stojan suffers no personality change.)
>Meh, personal amusement for me later. (Stojan becomes slightly more sadistic.)
>...Well, mostly because he told me what I needed to know, and it's just business, nothing personal. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)
>Well, later we're going to have a big family outing, and we've gotta have entertainment... (Stojan becomes a little more caring about family, but also a little sadistic.)
>I plan on properly giving him a trial once the war is over. Or during, if I so choose. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>Write-In
>>
>>412661
>Because he can be useful at a later date. (Stojan suffers no personality change.)
>>
>>412661
>>I plan on properly giving him a trial once the war is over. Or during, if I so choose. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>>
>>412661
>Well, later we're going to have a big family outing, and we've gotta have entertainment... (Stojan becomes a little more caring about family, but also a little sadistic.)
>>
>>412661
>>Well, later we're going to have a big family outing, and we've gotta have entertainment... (Stojan becomes a little more caring about family, but also a little sadistic.)
>>
>>412661
>>Because he can be useful at a later date. (Stojan suffers no personality change.)
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Useful later.
2=Family Outing Fun Time
>>
>>412661
>>I plan on properly giving him a trial once the war is over. Or during, if I so choose. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>>
>>412697
Dice gods love sadism
>>
"Oh, you know. A family fun outing later."

"Oh."

You escort Zhukov back to the city hall, awaiting your whims.

Actions.

>Timeskip to the final month!
>You should hang out with someone!
>...Probably should make sure the constitution is fine. And see if you can't add more to it.
>Write-In
>>
>>412733
>Timeskip to the final month!
>>
>>412733
> ensure the city withstand the recent damages. We don't know what will be the new commissar's strategy. We have to take care of our kingdom!
>>
>>412733
>>...Probably should make sure the constitution is fine. And see if you can't add more to it.
>>
>>412733
>Timeskip to the final month!
>>
The final month.

American paratroopers have been seen not too far away from the city and have begun skirmishing the soviet forces, while the newly appointed general withdraws in the middle of the night, and reports of civil war in the Soviet Union due to a coup done by the officers in light of Stalin's betraying Zhukov.

Effectively, the final month is just you waiting around for the American forces to arrive, and waiting to fight something. Or someone.

Actions.

>Well, you suppose this is a good time as any to actually move into the mayor's residence, rather then just usually sleeping in city hall.
>...You know, you should probably do that family outing with a certain someone. And maybe Kutyakova.
>You should probably talk to one of your commanders.
>Well, this is probably a good time as any to talk to Santiago about the economy. You have to start ruling at some point anyways.
>You really, really should find a way to make that crown fit you, because otherwise it just slides off.
>...Maybe Aristacro can make that suit since the siege is over.
>Write-In
>>
>>412766
>...You know, you should probably do that family outing with a certain someone. And maybe Kutyakova.
>>
>>412766
>>Well, this is probably a good time as any to talk to Santiago about the economy. You have to start ruling at some point anyways.
>>
>>412766
>>Well, this is probably a good time as any to talk to Santiago about the economy. You have to start ruling at some point anyways.
>>write-in
>our prisoner may give us more intel before being a snack.
>>
>>412766
>>...You know, you should probably do that family outing with a certain someone. And maybe Kutyakova.
Have you seen the new CK2 dev diary, full gore and torture there
>>
>>412769
This. Time to relax, since the fight is just about over.
>>
>>412766
>>Well, this is probably a good time as any to talk to Santiago about the economy. You have to start ruling at some point anyways.
>>
Ah, family gatherings are always the best kind of gatherings! Especially when blood is involved!

What exactly do you decide to do as a mini family gathering?

>A picnic, with the pet and your wife!
>...Maybe something at home?
>Well, nothing quite like a bar!
>Write-In
>>
>>412787
>A picnic, with the pet and your wife!
>>
>>412787
>>A picnic, with the pet and your wife!
>>
>>412787
>>A picnic, with the pet and your wife!
Without the pet please
>>
>>412787
>picnic with wife.
>>
>>412794
Okay changing to no pet
>>
>>412790
This.
>>
No pet it is.

Do you take Zhukov as... Well, basically as food for you and Ivanka?

Actions.

>No, you had a more... Gruesome thought in mind.
>Yeah, you were only joking to Kutyakova! (Reverse personality change!)
>Of course!
>Yeah, you also planned to bring along some criminals, Zhukov won't fill Ivanka by himself, after all!
>Write-In
>>
>>412805
>Yeah, you also planned to bring along some criminals, Zhukov won't fill Ivanka by himself, after all!
>>
>>412805
>Please God no. Not because I'm against Stojan eating humans, it just doesn't seem like picnic food.
>>
>>412805
>>No, you had a more... Gruesome thought in mind.
Time for another fun bonding session with our waifu
>>
>>412809
This
It's also a waste to kill Zhukov as the Americans will most likely be intrested in him.
>>
>>412810
Switching to this
>>
>>412814
Very much this.
>>
Huh, sanity actually prevails for once.

So... Deciding not to make humans picnic food... You have a few other ideas.

>Traditional slavic food. Like vodka. Vodka is a food, right?
>..Aristacro is Italian, right? Italians have good food... Maybe he can tell you how to make pasta, pizza, or something like that.
>...A cake?
>Easy. The correct answer, is rations.
>...What happens if you combine a cake and pizza?
>Get Karkmann and try to create something with SCIENCE!
>Write-In
>>
God,QM. This quest has really gone to hell with the edgefags. I give up. Simply going to abandon it and focus on Ren. Thanks for running!
>>
>>412832
>Get Karkmann and try to create something with SCIENCE!
>>
>>412836
Yeah, It's edgy as fuck, so I kind of understand.. New Dragon Quest will be up in a little while.
>>
God,QM. I feel like this quest has really been overrun with edgefags,since the whole pretzel saga. You've dealt really well with it,using the personality thing,but I give up. I'm sticking with Ren. Thanks for running!
>>
>>412832
>>..Aristacro is Italian, right? Italians have good food... Maybe he can tell you how to make pasta, pizza, or something like that.
>Get Karkmann and try to create something with SCIENCE!
Let's see if Karkmann can make food more dense. perhaps making us satisfied with smaller portions?
>>
>>412832
Vodka and pasta. Why not?
Invite the general so he can at least enjoy his stay here.
>>
>>412843
Thanks! Sorry for the double posting,internet problems.
>>
>>412851
Anon, for those of us who aren't edgelords, we'll carry on voting for sanity in your name
>>
I'm just going to go on a small rant, since I think I've consumed just enough whiskey to warrant it.

First off, to all edgefags... I don't love you or hate you, I'm just really fucking tired of turning Stojan into Vlad the Impaler at the drop of a hat. It just doesn't fit the character and I don't really enjoy psychopathic characters who lack morals.

HOWEVER, I am willing to compromise, if you guys agree to play nice.
Basically, regular Stojan won't be edgy as fuck, and generally be neutral or good. But, as you know the Alpha evolution line does have Blood Rage as it's evolution ability... So, let's all agree if Stojan wants to do something edgy, he should do it in the blood rage form, since character wise that makes more sense.

I'm just kind of hating seeing you guys fight back and forth between the two, and I'm quite frankly fucking done writing Stojan as a crazy motherfucker.
>>
>>412865
Ok, you're the writer, you know the character. Good luck Qm.
>>
>>412865
I like Stojan the human-eating leadership-legitimacy-struggling catholic-valored nazi experimentation. I do not like Stojan the skullraping totally-inhuman-minded beast of khorne. If we wanted to play a full beast, let's play a wolf, not a werewolf.
>>
>>412883
I'm fucking tired of the edginess right now, and I just want it to go down a notch. I'll begin writing here in a little bit.
>>
>>412865
And i admire your quality of writing, even when you have to deal with scripts you dislike.
It seems a good compromise to keep the "full beast of Khorne" mode to moments of rage where the character basically gi berserk and loose control.
>>
>>412886
By the way, I was wondering how you felt handling both quests a couple days ago. I've never seen QMs do that before, so do you mind telling me how it was?
>>
>>412886
Take your time MVP-questing-dualcore QM.
>>
>>412891
Well, somewhat stressful but quite fun. I might do it again, but probably not here.

>>412890
I don't dislike edginess, or like it. I just am tired of you guys breaking new boundaries every third session.
>>
...You have a brilliant idea. Maybe Karkmann can tell you how to cook something. You find him wandering around the city hall, writing notes.

"Hey, Karkmann... I need your help."

"What is it?"

"...Well... How about we do science together? I'm planning to go on a picnic with Ivanka and I need to pack a lot of things into one food."

"Ja! I will see about helping... Now, as you know, genetic tampering is like cooking! So I am a very skilled cook!"

"Oh, sweet! Come on, and help me then!"

You drag him back to the mayor's residence, and in the back you have a grill.

"I don't know how these things work. Could you help?"

"Ja! Just give me a moment to create a wunderbar invention... What exactly are we cooking?"

Actions.

>...I've got about five pounds of beef, which I looted from the store earlier.
>About a hundred hotdogs, give or take. There was a sale today.
>Some good old fashioned Stojan Fried Chicken. Even if we don't have a fryer.
>...I wasn't planning on using the grill.
>Do you have any inventions that make meat more... Compact, or anything?
>Write-In

By the way, new Dragon Quest is up.
>>
"rolls 2d6"
>>
>>412956
>>Do you have any inventions that make meat more... Compact, or anything?
>>
>>412956
>Do you have any inventions that make meat more... Compact, or anything?
>>
"...You wouldn't have any inventions that make meat more compact, or anything like that?"

"Nein, I'm a geneticist, not a farmer!"

"...Any ideas?"

"Ja! Just squish the meat together, into a cube! It is the most efficient shape after all!"

"...You Germans and your squares... Fine, any other ideas?"

"Well, get your hands on an animal and a laboratory, and I could see about genetically programming an animal to have severe weight problems, Ja?"

Actions.

>Are you being sarcastic?
>Alright, let's give animals diabetes! I'll assume that the study in my house will work, and I think there's a farm not too far away from here.
>...Let's just cook some meat I already got, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>412995
>>Alright, let's give animals diabetes! I'll assume that the study in my house will work, and I think there's a farm not too far away from here.
>>
>>412995
>"can you make an animal with massive mass of muscles? Like ultra-buff chicken, pigs or bulls?"
>>
>>412995
>>Alright, let's give animals diabetes! I'll assume that the study in my house will work, and I think there's a farm not too far away from here.
>>
>>412995
>Alright, let's give animals diabetes! I'll assume that the study in my house will work, and I think there's a farm not too far away from here.

We should call for that Soviet scientist we captured earlier. He was involved in agriculture or something.
>>
"Sure! Let's give some animals diabetes, doc!"

"Wunderbar! I haven't practiced since I created you!"

You take the old soviet truck you hijacked back a few months ago down to a farm... You have a few ideas.

>...You are nearly strong enough to lift up a car, go out there, lift up animals, and bring them back! (Strength)
>...Well, you should probably see if you can't buy them.
>...You could go for some exercise first. See if you can't benchpress some animals. (Strength)
>...Maybe you can just charm some of the animals into following you, or something. (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>413040
>>...You are nearly strong enough to lift up a car, go out there, lift up animals, and bring them back! (Strength)
Give financial compensation to farmers you take the animals from.
>>
>>413040
>...You are nearly strong enough to lift up a car, go out there, lift up animals, and bring them back! (Strength)
>>
>>413040
>>...You are nearly strong enough to lift up a car, go out there, lift up animals, and bring them back! (Strength)
Cars, cows, similar enough.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 to lift up farm animals!

Also, any specific animals you want to go for, like Chickens or Cow?
>>
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>413066
Cows. I've never tasted human flesh, but I imagine Ivanka could have some as an acceptable substitute.
>>
Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>413066
Many Cows + few chickens
>>
>>413071
Being forced to be fed humans does not mean you can't appreciate traditional food (example: the bourgeois chocolate cake)
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>413066
>>
>>413078
I know, I meant since Ivanka liked eating humans then maybe having a meat similar to that could keep her from going full on Hannibal.
>>
10+6=16

Borderline Success!

You begin to lift up a cow, but your back starts acting up... You go to pop it, and lift up the cow, which moos like a damsel in distress.

You repeat this a few times with about nearly eight cows, and a dozen chickens, until you see a rather adorable piglet looking at you.
It seems it is giving you the "puppy eyes.", and is oinking.

Actions.

>...Aw... Steal it as a pet, reminds you of your family farm back in Warsaw.
>Nah, you don't really need pigs. Just leave it here.
>...Get it as a pet for Ivanka, or maybe Kutyakova.
>Eh, just put it in the back of the truck for some Polish Grilling!
>Write-in
>>
>>413099
>>...Aw... Steal it as a pet, reminds you of your family farm back in Warsaw.
Ivanka will eat that pig, straight up. Keep it far away from her.
>>
>>413099
>Nah, you don't really need pigs. Just leave it here.

Leave the pig. If we take it, something bad and probably edgy will happen to it and it will haunt us.
>>
>>413105
This.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.

>>413107
If you faggots take a piglet and try to do edgy shit to it like skin it alive or try to fucking cook it alive, at that point I'll just give it super-heavy plot armor.
>>
>>413099
>...Aw... Steal it as a pet, reminds you of your family farm back in Warsaw.
>>413129
Why does that sound so fucking funny? I can just see stuff like everything breaking or we trip in a comedic fashion if anons try it.
>>
"Aw... Who's a good little piggy... You are!"

You pick up the piglet who licks you on the nose, you laugh a little.

"Come on, little guy!"

It oinks and follows you closely.

You get back in the truck, squeezing into it, and keep the door open for the piglet, who goes inbetween your legs. You begin to drive back.

"Erh... Stojan, you do realize there is a piglet inbetween your legs?"

"Yes. It is my newest addition to the family!"

"You found a piglet, right?"

"Yes, comrade."

"...Erh, could I experiment on it a little? I kind of want to test something."

Actions.

>THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
>...In what sense of the word experiment on? It better be "making it fucking cool as shit."
>Fuck you, and no.
>...Why the fuck do you want to experiment on a piglet? Don't you have any morals?
>Write-In
>>
>>413146
>>...In what sense of the word experiment on? It better be "making it fucking cool as shit."
>>
>>413136
I can just see us trying to do something like putting it in a pot of boiling water, then jumping out and stopping a Soviet assualt
>>
>>413146
Give it human intelligence.
>>
>>413146
>...In what sense of the word experiment on? It better be "making it fucking cool as shit."
>>
>>413146
>THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
>>
>>413149
This.
He better not hurt our piggy.
>>
You stop the truck.

"...You better mean making it cool as fucking me."

"I-I was just wondering if you wanted to do science t-to with me, alright?"

"What sort of science?"

"I-I was wondering if you wanted anything specific!"

Actions.

>...Could you make it bigger? And stronger?
>Can you turn animals into lycanthropes? Wolf-pig!
>Can we give it the ability to digest alcohol? Mostly Vodka, of course!
>We make it more adorable?
>Can we make it big enough to be ridden by me?
>Write-In
>>
>>413193
>Can you turn animals into lycanthropes? Wolf-pig!
>>
>>413193
>Can you turn animals into lycanthropes? Wolf-pig!
>We make it more adorable?

I wanna see if we can infect a wolf or canine with Lycanthropy.
>>
>>413193
>93 ▶>>413204
>You stop the truck.
>"...You better mean making it cool as fucking me."
>"I-I was just wondering if you wanted to do science t-to with me, alright?"
>"What sort of science?"
>"I-I was wondering if you wanted anything specific!"
>Actions.
>>...Could you make it bigger? And stronger?
>>Can you turn animals into lycanthropes? Wolf-pig!
>>Can we give it the ability to digest alcohol? Mostly Vodka, of course!
>>We make it more adorable?
>Can you turn animals into lycanthropes? Wolf-pig!
>>Can we make it big enough to be ridden by me?
ALSO SPIDERPIG
>>
>>413210
ah fuck that got messed up.
I wanted a giant wolf spider pig
>>
"C-Can we make it into a lycanthrope? A wolf-pig!"

"Erhm... It's just an animal, so I think it would probably just become a wolf with the mind of a pig. Or a werewolf with the mind of a pig. Not really a wolf-pig."

Actions.

>...That's not really what you wanted.
>That's just more adorable!
>How the fuck would a werewolf with the mind of a pig work?
>Well... I still have a few more ideas.
>Write-In
>>
>>413228
>>How the fuck would a werewolf with the mind of a pig work?
>>
>>413228
>"just make it the summum of werewolf cuteness. Weaponizable-grade."
>>
"How the fuck would a werewolf with the mind of a pig work?"

"It's extremely unlikely to become bipedal like us. It's probably just going to become a wolf, and even then."

Actions

>Well, do it. Also, could we add anything else?
>Do it! I want my wolf pig now!
>That seems cool, I guess. But don't do it on my fucking pig.
>Write-In
>>
>>413279
> That seems cool, i guess. But don't do it on my fucking pig. I want the process to be well refined by multiple experimentation before making it the cutest wolf-piggy ever.
>>
>>413279
>>Do it! I want my wolf pig now!
FOR SCIENCE!
>>
>>413279
>>That seems cool, I guess. But don't do it on my fucking pig.
>>
>>413279
>Do it! I want my wolf pig now!
>>
"That seems cool, but don't do it on my fucking pig. Do it on other pigs, alright?"

"Have you named your pig yet?"

"Yes, of course I have!"[/red]

"What is it? And I think it's a male, in case you haven't decided yet."

Actions.

>Nommers.
>Oink.
>...Pink?
>Comrade!
>Write-In
>>
>>413319
Comrade Oink, hunter of soviets slayer of fascists
>>
>>413319
Napoleon
>>
>>413319
Sven based off pig in russian, svin'ya
>>
>>413319
Oinky Svin'ya the commie destroyer
>>
"It's... Erh, Svin'ya."

"What does that mean?"

"...Pig?"[/red]

"Very original, now watch the damned road!"

You eventually get back to the house, and once you open the door Svin'ya starts running around in the yard.

Actions.

>Well, you need to kill some cows for a picnic. Send Svin'ya inside.
>Nah, it can watch. If it wants to become a stronk wolf-piggy, it must learn from you on how to butcher!
>Maybe it wants some meat as well... What the fuck do you feed pigs anyways? You've forgotten after all this time!
>Write-In
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>>413358
>Nah, it can watch. If it wants to become a stronk wolf-piggy, it must learn from you on how to butcher!
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>>413358
>>Nah, it can watch. If it wants to become a stronk wolf-piggy, it must learn from you on how to butcher!

No wolf-pig-boys here, just wolf-pig-MEN!
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>>413358
>Nah, it can watch. If it wants to become a stronk wolf-piggy, it must learn from you on how to butcher!
Give him some vodka before looking at the harsh truth of life.
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You begin butchering the cows, with Svin'ya watching. He occasionally tries to play with some of the butchered body parts out of curiosity. He also on one occasion thought it was food, since he was Which... Well, it is food, but not for him. You bring over the pounds of beef to the Grill... And realize that you don't really know how to start a grill.

Actions.

>Start it with good old fashioned vodka!
>...Maybe gasoline?
>Ask Karkmann.
>Look for an instruction manual, asap! (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>413396
> Vodka solves any problem!
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>>413396
>>Start it with good old fashioned vodka!
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You start pouring vodka and start chanting the Polish national anthem, and throw a match into it.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if it worked.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>413425
Laughing my ass right now
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>413425
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>413425
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>>413459
Top Chef: Vodka Edition ft. DJ Svin'ya
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>>413459
20

Critical Success!

The fire roars out of the grill, insanely hot and you put a chunk of beef on the grill. After a few moments and tasting the beef, you note that it has the slight taste of vodka in it. Brilliant indeed. You go back to Karkmann who has a large... Cube of beef for some reason.

"Erh... What's with the cube?"

"It's compacted beef!"

"Oh."

"It weighs as much as a cow, and comes in a little, tiny cube, the size of your hand! Also, you might not want to use the laundry machine for a while. It might smell like beef."

Actions

>That's not really "tiny" then.
>Cool! Let's cook it!
>...No, I'll just use the traditional "slabs of beef" method. Squares are boring
>Write-In
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>>413482
>Cool! Let's cook it!
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>>413482
Excellent. What about the conservation? Can you make it conditioned gor long conservation?
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>>413482
>Cool! Let's cook it!
My beef cube idea worked. Fuck yes
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>>413494
It was a good idea.
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"Well, let's cook it!"

You go out back and throw the cube on the grill. It noticeably bends downward, and you start cooking up some meat cubes, and pack it into the picnic bag. Which weighs like a motherfucker, and you barely make it to the truck, and put it in. You thank Karkmann, and head off to get Ivanka for the picnic. You stop in front of the City Hall, and get her.

"Comrade Stojan, where exactly are we going?"

"I'll show you... Come on, get in beside me."

So, where exactly do you drive off to?

>Meh, the nearby river with the sunken tank. Maybe it's still there?
>The forest, of course!
>How about the many hills of Polska?
>Write-In
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>>413514
>>Meh, the nearby river with the sunken tank. Maybe it's still there?
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>>413514
"Meh, the nearby river with the sunken tank. Maybe it's still there?"
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You drive down to the nearby river, and get out.

"Why are we here, Comrade Stojan?"

"Well, I wanted to show you something..."

You take out the picnic box, which is extremely heavy, and get about twenty feet before dropping it.

"Stojan? You want to... What is it in polish... Picnic with me?"

"Y-yeah! Come on, it'll be fun!"

She sits down on the grass next to you.

"...What is in the box?"

"Over twelve dead cow's worth of beef."

"That's impossible!"

"With the power of Geometry, nothing is impossible. Also, don't use the laundry machine for at least a month."

"Why?"

"It smells like beef."

You open the box and hand her a cube, and she tears into it.

Actions.

>Tell her to slow down, they weigh as much as a cow after all.
>...Don't say anything, and start eating with her.
>Tell her to speed up!
.Write-In
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>>413580
...Don't say anything, and start eating with her.
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You don't say anything and begin eating with her. After three cubes you feel full, and even Ivanka stops eating.

That's where I'm going to end it, I'm just going to do Dragon Quest now anons.
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>>413604
When you say you end it and you are going to do just Dragon Quest, is it for this night or definitively? Just to clarify my comprehension.
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>>413625
Just for tonight anon, don't worry.
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>>413632
/me cleaning the sweat off my forehead
Thanks for this session QM!
I am happy we found a now mascott and a technological advancement that may propell Polska to leading the canned beef market!
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So, will anyone archive this?



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