The last stand.>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 6, 7 and 8.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 5 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get">when needed, first dice roll decides.Previous threads:Magic Duel Quest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Magic+duel+questSave Viva Piñata Princess: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=save+viva+pi%F1ata+princessCrossover threads (MDQvsSTP)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=magic+duel+vs+save+the+princess
>>415989Sugar nova exploded in space and now falling down on arena with candy-meteor rain.Avatar: Oh God! Why is sugar falling down from sky?! Why I'm all covered in syrup?! Why I have such a huge boobs and ass?! What is going on here?! I HATE CANDY MAGIC! I HATE THIS DUEL!
>>416014The devil creampies the one-eyed bitch with the big tits while the brother looks on in despair, NTR-style.
>>416014STP MC launches themself into the air with their axe, chopping the Avatar in half.
>>416026first, Did wally escapes? roll a d201-yes2-20-no
Rolled 10 (1d20)yes
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>416069Idk. Not here for the shit "plot".
Devil ha a -1 penalty1 critical fail2-4 Avatar is not going to wait for you to finish5-10 Roxane is not the one who is creampied11-15 Wizard defends roxane's "honor"?16-18 Devil gonna need a new penis for that19-20 success
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>416088
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>416088
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>416088
>>416026>>416098Roxane>Brace for impact!!!Devil>OH MY GOOOOOSH!!!Devil seems finally satiated, maybe now he can focus on the battle.Wally has nothing to do with that pie http://imgur.com/a/0hgEj
>>416189STP MC offers the Avatar a deal."Let us go free and this hell of a duel can finally end."
>>416189STP, pray to the Candy Goddess to imbue you with her powers and make you her champion. This corruption and foulness has gone on long enough and we're not planning to stay an idle bystander any longer.We went out to do good and GODDESS DAMNIT WE'RE GONNA DO SOME GOOD!
>>416189Avatar begins suffering from gender dysphoria and kills himself
>>416196yeah yeah, but wally1-escapes2-20- doesn't escape
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>416213
>>416196Desperate call for gods help. d201-critical fail2-3 Avatar does something4-6 You are praying the wrong god7-8 Wasn't Candy goddess just an hallucination?9-11 Candy Goddess blesses StP MC12-15 Candy Goddess gives StP MC some powers16-18 Candy Goddes gives StP MC more powers19-20 Success!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>416237Candy Goddess take the wheel.
>>416246>Inb4 we prayed to Sithrak, the God who hates you unconditionally and just get a really edgy sword or some shit
>>416246who has heard your prays1-Jesus Christ2-Buddha3-Lovecraftian Goddess4-Dragon Goddess5-Goddess of lewds6-Allah
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>416288Oh no.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>416288
>>416294>Chance we may get the party PurifiedThis is... eh.
>>416294So will the Avatar turn the other cheek now?
>>416294>>416295Someone dodged a beheading here.
>>416294>>416246>>416196SP Mc>Oh, Candy Goddess! Be merciful and give nw some super cool power or something like that!Lolita>Does Candy Goddess really exists?Well, it looks like she really exists but your prays are heard by a different GodCool Jesus gift you with " The other cheek". With this shield you have 1/3 chance to protect your friend of enemies attacks. 1/2 with LolaStP MC>Meh, I would prefer cool divine powers...
>>416519Also you win a new outfitStP MC>Wtf!
>>416537Mc and Lola :it's time to attack avatarLeslie and conelia : give the octepus a hug to bring him back on our side
>>416556first roll for Wally d201-escapes2-20- doesn't escape
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>416562
>>416556Attack on Avatar roll d651 critical fail2 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Lola an MC3-6 Avatar casts an AoE spell7-10 Avatar casts a spell at someone11-14 Avatar physically attacks15-18 Avatar debuffs Lola and MC19-22 Avatar debuffs someone23-26 Avatar deflects spell27-30 Avatar protects himself31-35 Finger-guns doesn't work anymore36-40 You hurt Avatar a little41-45 You hurt Avatar46-50 You hurt Avatar a lot51-55 You stun Avatar for one turn56-57 You break 1 sphere58 You break 2 spheres59 You break 3 spheres60 You break 4 spheres61-65 Success!
Rolled 49 (1d65)>>416656
Rolled 11 (1d65)>>416656
Rolled 58 (1d65)>>416656
>>416556It's time to turn squid back. roll d161 critical fail2-6 well he still corrupted7-12 he just ignoring you13-16 success
Rolled 10 (1d16)>>416687
>>416556>>416671>>416705StP MC and Lola start shooting at Avatar. They make a lot of damage to Avatar.Avatar: Argh! Stop it! Immediately!Leslie and Cornelia try to bring Squid back to normal by hugging him but he just ignoring them.
>>416994Bumble Joe: use Lola's discarded cannon to shoot one of the avatar's crystals
>>416994You know what we need?More ass.And Pinata Princess dislodging herself and karate chopping the Avatar right on the forehead.
>>416994Shoot Avatar in the knees until she falls over, then attack her gems
>>417086roll for Wally d201-escapes2-20- doesn't escape
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>417095
>>416994What's going on? our Squid friend turned into a nigger!!STAHP!
>>417086More attacks roll d601 critical fail2 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Lola an MC3-6 Avatar casts an AoE spell7-10 Avatar casts a spell at someone11-14 Avatar physically attacks15-18 Avatar debuffs Lola and MC19-22 Avatar debuffs someone23-26 Avatar deflects spell27-30 Avatar protects himself31-32 Finger-guns doesn't work anymore33-38 You hurt Avatar's knees a little39-43 You hurt Avatar's knees44-47 You hurt Avatar's knees a lot48-55 You stun Avatar for one turn56 You break 1 sphere57 You break 2 spheres58 You break 3 spheres69 You break 4 spheres60 Success!
Rolled 42 (1d60)>>417139
Rolled 3 (1d60)>>417139Hopefully this works.
>>417086>>417146Lola starts shooting at Avatar's knees. She damages them a lot. Avatar now have difficulties to stand and move her legs.Avatar: Oh Gods! It hurts! Stop it!
>>417269Lola: Shoot the ground and rocket jump with STP on your back. Then throw STP to the avatar to give the good ole Bible Smackdown on his weak points.
Now then, STP MC, offer the Avatar an option, give up this duel and let them all go free and it shall end.
>>417269Cockroach wrestles the avatar into submisson, lucho libre style while STP smacks the avatar's weak point with his bible over and over (smiting him) while shouting "MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU". Lola shoots Roxy's dicks to try and get her to stop fucking the rest of her teammates.
>>417328Wally?1-he escapes2-20- He doesn't escape
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>417340
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>417340
>>417269Roxy begins the dickpocalypse. She is the one who fucks all, the wielder of the true dong. "One cock to bang them all,one cock to gag them,one cock to lure them all,and in the darkness fuck them"Only by the fires found in the loins of the Avatar can it be stopped from it's dark duty.
>>417328Avatar on the ropes! roll. d601 critical fail2 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Cockroach and MC3-5 Avatar casts an AoE spell6-9 Avatar casts a spell at someone10-13 Avatar physically attacks14-17 Avatar debuffs Cockroach and MC18-21 Avatar debuffs someone22-25 Avatar protects himself26-29 Avatar protects and buff himself30-32 Avatar and Cockroach struggles33-38 Cockroach makes Avatar trip39-43 Cockroach reduces Avatar but he keeps Stp Mc away42-46 Mc damages 1 orb47-56 Mc damages the 4 orbs57 Mc breaks 1 sphere58 Mc breaks 2 spheres59 Mc breaks 3 spheres60 success
Rolled 4 (1d60)>>417409
Rolled 14 (1d60)>>417409Sure, why not?
>>417411what a time for a shitty roll!how many are affected. roll a d13
Rolled 1 (1d13)>>417463
>>417463I hope I roll 0. :^)
>>417473Don't worry, I already did that for you.
Rolled 8 (1d13)>>417463>>417473Forgot roll. Don't worry guize, I've got this.
>>417471>>417481FUCK! You messed it all up, dude.We needed to all be affected by the lewd magic in store for us.
>>417490Why, don't you want to win :^)
>>417471Desperate attemp of Avatar to counter, he doesn't knows allies or foes.who is the target then?1-Stp Mc2-wizard3-Lola4-Roxane5-Devil6-Candy7-Princess8-Leslie9-Bumble Joe10-Cornelia11-Cockroach12- Squid13-Wally
Rolled 10 (1d13)>>417512
Rolled 2 (1d13)>>417512
>>417520oh oh1-ancient magic2-war magic3-lewd magic4-chaos magic
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>417532
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>417532
>>417540What spell Avatar casts?1-Cornelia is under control of ancient god 2-Cornelia become corrupted 3-Evil dragon4-hallucination 5-evil doppelganger 6-cornelia become blind 7-meteor 8-corrosive rain 9-fire 10-heat wave
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>417597Oh oh no.
>>417601Oh I almost forgot! you have a shield to protect your friends in these cases!1-2 you can protect Cornelia3-Success!
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>417619>all 3 are successI'm cool with this.
>>417328And now Lolita's turn. d201-Critical Fail2-4 oh a new toy for Roxy5-6 Pervy squid don't want to end the lewds7-8 Lolita misses9-12 Lolita hurts Roxy, but she is now angry13-16 Lolita makes Roxy less horny17-19 Lolita frees Candy20-Success!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>417677Hopefully this is good.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>417677My dice have been terrible. This one will be good, because I can't have ALL bad rolls.
Dice1+6Just testing newfag here
>>417738To roll a d6, it's dice+1d6 in options box, not in comment box.
>>417747to ro ho holl the dice, put it in the options box
>>417749Will try this thanks
>>417767Doesnt seems to work with overchanOne more try
>>417682>>417630>>417601>>417540>>417520>>417471>>417411>>417328Avatar casts a hallucinogenic spell at CorneliaSp Mc>Oh yeah! watch out or she could hug you!Avatar>Shut up! I wasn't thinking straight!Meanwhile Lolita tries to free her teammatesLolita>Bang! Bang! this is so fun!We have to stop for now. We have hurt Avatar a lot of today. See you tomorrow!
>>417858See ya tomorrow.
>>417858good night, ho ho hopefully i'll be around for real tomorrow
New session at 15:00 UTC. It's time to finish the job.
>>417858Cornelia is really tripping balls. She is gonna be like this for a few turns!
>>419930Let's touhou this shit.
>>419930Well in that case, STP MC >>416195
>>419783Just draw some nasty porn.
>>419971but I'm doing it for free
>>419976Does this count as a get?>>419930Roxanne continues to grow in lewd power, drawing everyone into her one on many Orgy.
>>419986Well roll d34+21-3 critical fail4-8 it's time to slow down9-13 fuck those bitches harder14-15 1 more character joins the ride16-17 2 more characters joins the ride 18-19 3 more characters joins the ride 20-21 4 more characters joins the ride 22-23 5 more characters joins the ride 24-25 6 more characters joins the ride 26-27 7 more characters joins the ride 28-29 8 more characters joins the ride 30-31 9 more characters joins the ride 32-33 10 more characters joins the ride 34 success
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d34 + 2)>>420034
Rolled 21 + 2 (1d34 + 2)>>420034Inb4 nat 1
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d34 + 2)>>420034No Wally roll?
>>420036who it's going to be? roll 2d101-StP MC2-Lola3-Leslie4-Cornelia5-Bumble Joe6-Pinata Princess7-Devil8-Cockroach9-Squid10-Wally
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)>>420051
>>419986>>420036>>420051Roxane, Wizard and Candy meet new friends. this is nightmare http://imgur.com/a/bdMM2
>>420128>Nobody yetThen I'll take the reigns for this one.Roxanne fires her lewd-powered eye-beam directly through the Avatar's head.
>>420128The monster must be stopped before it's too late.Unleash the ancient chastity belt of the first angel!
>>420128STP: Just fucking end everything already. Use smite on everyone.
>>420137Will Roxane stops fucking everybody at leat for one turn? roll d60 +21 critical fail2 Avatar casts a powerful spell at Roxane3-5 Avatar casts an AoE spell6-9 Avatar casts a spell at someone10-13 Avatar physically attacks Roxane14-17 Avatar debuffs Roxane18-21 Avatar debuffs someone22-25 Avatar protects himself26-29 Avatar protects and buff himself30-32 Roxane prefers keep fucking more people33-38 Roxane prefers keep fucking39-43 Roxane fires the beam, not from her eye though42-46 Roxane fires the beam and hurts Avatar47-56 Roxane damages the orb on Avatar's head57-60 success!
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d60 + 2)>>420165
Rolled 31 + 2 (1d60 + 2)>>420165
>>420167Oh no! this could be very bad!1-stone2-corruption3-hallucination4-bad luck5-silence6-blind7-lust8-low intelegence
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>420181
>>420183>low intelligenceShe's already running on pure instinct...
>>420167>>420137Great! Roxane is now dumber! She is now in a more primal state, but maybe is easier to deal with her now.If we gonna crash let's make a nive explosion http://imgur.com/a/5vTUn
>>420451Shoot the Avatar's gems already
>>420451Get Roxane to attempt to nail the Avatar, hopefully she'll drop everyone else to focus on the prize.
>>420451Summon ghost baseball players to hit the orbs for a homerun.
>>420451Roxane slings her brother Candy over her shoulder before climbing up the Avatar like King Kong.Others keep the Avatar distracted by covering fire.
>>420451The pressure of taking Roxy's loads sends Wizard and Candy flying off like jizz fueled rockets, smashing into two of the Avatar's orbs (not her boobs).
>>420451STP MC: Save the PrincessLolita: Convince Janitor Wizard to help clean up this mess.
>>420502All right, trying this again...
>>420451Fingerbeams, everyone at the Avatar I guess.
>>420527>everyoneEeeeh... Most part of your team are kinda busy right now. Well who still capable to shoot are.... shooting. Roll d60+11 critical fail2 Avatar casts a powerful spell at attackers3-5 Avatar casts an AoE spell6-9 Avatar casts a spell at someone10-13 Avatar physically attacks14-17 Avatar debuffs attackers18-21 Avatar debuffs someone22-25 Avatar protects himself26-29 Avatar protects and buff himself30-32 Fingerguns doesn't work anymore33-38 More damage to Avatar39-43 You stun Avatar for turn42-46 You damage 1 orb47-50 You damage 2 orbs51-54 You damage 3 orbs55 You damage 4 orbs56 You break 1 sphere57 You break 2 sphere58 You break 3 spheres59 You break 4 spheres60 success
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d60 + 1)>>420595Fingerbeams, motherfucka.
>>420600Why? when everything looks like its gonna end...
>>420600The ride never ends.
>>420600ride never endshow many are affected. roll d13
Rolled 5 (1d13)>>420637
Rolled 7 (1d13)>>420637
>>420641Roll for character. One post = one character roll. Until 5 different rolls. d131-Stp Mc2-wizard3-Lola4-Roxane5-Devil6-Candy7-Princess8-Leslie9-Bumble Joe10-Cornelia11-Cockroach12- Squid13-Wally
Rolled 9 (1d13)>>420653
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>420653Sorry.
Rolled 11 (1d13)>>420653
Rolled 10 (1d13)>>420653
Rolled 1 (1d13)>>420653>9 into 9/11Is it a sign?Anyway, rerolling, since I rolled the wrong dice too.
Rolled 3 (1d13)>>420653I also want to doom someone
roll for spell type d41 ancient2 war3 lewd4 chaos
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>420689
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>420689I'm seeing this through to the end.
>>420689We'll never get chaos, will we?
>>420693roll d6 for spell1 exploisions2 mine field3 seed of discord4 arrows rain5 tear gas6 stun grenade
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>420755Boy oh boy.
you still have "the other cheek" shield if you want to use it you must select one character, stp Mc included
>>420762Protect Lola, and not just for better odds
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>420768prayforlola
>>420527>>420600>>420641>>420693>>420760>>420778Avatar casts explosion! Blast wave hits Lola,StP MC, Bumble Joe and Cornelia. Also Cockroach I guess.Now they have penalty to rolls -2 for two turns.
>>421070Chaos magic DEMANDS to be used once, no matter by who and for what.Wildcard, bitches!
>>421070Leslie: drop kick back of Avatar's knees, make it fall on top of Roxxy orgy
>>421096you are rooting for avatar now?!1-Powerful spell2-AoE3-Normal spell
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>421116
>>421122roll a d13 now!
Rolled 6 (1d13)>>421116W-wait, can we actually... control the Avatar?Or is this a one-off.>>421131
>>421116The target (so far) is indiscriminate. It could be at the avatar's detriment too, hence 'wildcard'.
>>421136Of course not! that was a wild cardroll d14 until the 6 are selected!>1-Stp Mc>2-wizard>3-Lola>4-Roxane>5-Devil>6-Candy>7-Princess>8-Leslie>9-Bumble Joe>10-Cornelia>11-Cockroach>12- Squid>13-Wally>14-avatar
Rolled 7 (1d14)>>421150
Rolled 12 (1d14)>>421150
Rolled 2 (1d14)>>421150
Rolled 7 (1d14)>>42115014 kindly.
Rolled 11 (1d14)>>421150I said 14, kindly...
Rolled 10 (1d14)>>42115014 plz.
Rolled 4 (1d14)>>421150no wait
at this point everything suggested sounds like a fetish1-Clow transformation2-Mime transformation3-ballon transformation4-Animal transformation5-Dragon transformation6-Old cartoon style7-low graphics8-candy transformation
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>421216
>>421225you can protect 1 character, choose and roll1-2 fail3 success!
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>421229We protect Wiz bro.
>>421234stupid jesucrhist and his useless shield
>>421234That's it, I'm worshipping Satan from now on, at least he posts now and then
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>421269I bet Satan will grant us a 3
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>421216
>>421096>>421122>>421157>>421158>>421159>>421168>>421178>>421183>>421225>>421234Tired of being ignored the Chaos magic itself draw a wild card and transform part of the group into animals. Well, At least Roxy has stopped of fuck her brother and he is no longer a bimbo.Can we call this progress? let's see if we can make more progress tomorrow. Or, you know, defeat Avatar for good.See ya.
>>421594>Can we call this progress?Progress is subjective, so yeah.
>>421594>progresstakes many formsso there not bimbo animals?also a crazy read
>>421636>so there not bimbo animals?All the ducks in the arena supposedly turned into buxom women, at least one of them should be a bimbo.
Today's session at 15:00 UTC. It's to late to give a warm welcome to the princess? http://imgur.com/a/I74XV
>>421594Avatar>Ha ha ha! you turn into a rabbit!And the reign of sex of Roxane ends here. Just give Candy a moment to catch her breath
>>423383Any remaining magic users:Flesh to sugarEveryone else: finger guns
>>423383Wizard uses bread magic to lure a horde of duckwomen to attack the Avatar
>>423383>>423422Rerolling cause dead bread
>>423383Wizard Bro, just turn the Avatar into a cupcake. a diabetic cupcake.
>>423458roll d60+51 critical fail2 Avatar casts a powerful spell at wizard3-5 Avatar casts an AoE spell6-9 Avatar casts a spell at someone10-13 Avatar physically attacks14-17 Avatar debuffs wizard18-21 Avatar debuffs someone22-25 Avatar protects himself26-29 Avatar protects and buff himself30-32 You just threw cupcake at Avatar33-38 You turn avatar into cupcake-woman39-43 You turn avatar into capcake bimbo42-46 You turn avatar into cupcake-girl47-50 You turn avatar into small cupcake loli51-54 You turn avatar into small alive cupcake55-60 success
Rolled 57 + 5 (1d60 + 5)>>423483C'mere Cupcake.
>>423485And we win, good show everyone.
>>423504>implying the avatar won't reveal its TRUE final form after working its way through Wizard's digestive system
>>423544>Implying we won't use this opportunity to imbue STP MC with the powers of the Avatar so he can finally be his own person who doesn't need no Devil
>>423458>>423485Wizard: I am tired of this duels! You transformed me into brainless bimbo and I get fucked by my own sister!!! YOU GOING TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DONE TO ME!!!Avatar: Wait! Don't do that!With all his rage wizard transform Avatar into a cupcake. Now decide what are you going to do with it.
>>423591STP MC: show mercy, don't eat it.Wizard: Start turning everyone back to normal
>>423591Everyone: Eat a piece of it to gain the avatar's powers.
>>423598wow! that was unexpected!roll for wizard. d20+51-critical fail2-6 spells doesn't work as expected.7-10 Only wizard turns back to normal11 2 characters (wizard included)12 3 characters13 4 characters14 5 characters15 6 characters16 7 character17 8 characters18 9 characters19 10 characters20 Success!
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>423610
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>423610
>>423614that is wizard +6 more characters roll 6d11 to see who are the lucky ones.1-Stp Mc2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Princess7-Leslie8-Bumble Joe9-Cornelia10-Cockroach11-Squid
Rolled 7, 3, 1, 11, 5, 3 = 30 (6d11)>>423628
Rolled 10 (1d11)>>423628
Rolled 11 (1d11)>>423628
>>423628not Avatar ?
>>423675not Wally either. Why would you turn back to normal your enemies?
>>423678Because we aren't niggers. We understand chivalry and honor.Or atleast, everyone except Leslie isn't; there's a reason she kept trying to abandon her new friends.
>>423692>We understand chivalry and honor.Yea... mook chivalry... If you gave The Evil Overlord List a read, you'll know that being sporting is for suckers.Cuz at the end, good and bad don't exist in this world. [Spoiler]Only GoodBadArtist[/spoiler]
>>423678This wasn't my point >>423692because the get said everyone
>>423634>>423631>>423614>>423598Wizard and some party members turns back to normal.Leslie>thanks god! I almost got and spinal disc herniationRoxane>Oh no! I think I'm gonna need years of therapyCockroach>Roach! Roach!Piñata Princess>Hey! don't forget about me! I don't wanna be a donkey!Wizard>We did it! we defeat the High Hats! Can I check that cupcake?StP MC>FOOL! YOU CAN'T CONTAIN THE MANIFESTATION OF PURE MAGIC IN A DESSERT!!!
>>423812Wizard: Turn him into an incubus and let the pure rage of STP protag expel the entity from his body.Roxy: Whatever you do, don't think about you raping your brother's magically altered mind!Candy: Do your thing with Wizard bro, whatever it would be.
>>423812>No roll to see if StP MC eats it or notFuck you.Anyway, Roxanne, just punch him square in the face.
>>423812Squid : it's time for a grouphug Devil : eat something sweet
>>423812>>423829Once again:Wizard: Turn him into an incubus and let the pure rage of STP protag expel the entity from his body.Roxy: Whatever you do, don't think about you raping your brother while he had a magically altered body and mind! Especially don't remember how much he hated the idea of losing his virginity to being penetrated (when he was refusing to be the replacement for Piñata Princess during Mechawaifu times).Candy: Do your thing with Wizard bro, whatever it would be.
>>423856Anon, I you sure that you replying to the right post? I think you late for one post.
>>423886ok no friendship hub, just punch him in the face>>423833
>>423856but first, inner fight roll! d501-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-30 Struggle31-40 MC gains control for a breif moment41-49 Avatar is weakened50-success
>>423906ID chang cause wlan and mobilstream
Rolled 16 (1d50)>>423922>>423886Power of Friendship?
Rolled 48 (1d50)>>423922sorry
>>423856>>423906It's time to stop Avatar. Again. Roll d501 critical fail3-5 Avatar casts an AoE spell6-9 Avatar casts a spell at someone10-13 Avatar physically attacks14-17 Avatar debuffs someone18-21 Avatar protects himself22-25 Avatar protects and buff himself26-30 Group hug?31-35 Squid slightly puncheshim36-40 Squid slightly slap Avatar41-45 Squid hugs Avatar as hard as he can46-50 success
Rolled 26 (1d50)>>423965
Also Wally is capable to attack again. Roll d31 Wally attacks2-3 Wally doesn't attack
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>4239821 coming through
>>423990Which character he's going to stun1-Stp Mc2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Princess7-Leslie8-Bumble Joe9-Cornelia10-Cockroach11-Squid
>>423946Let the inner battle begins!
Rolled 10 (1d11)>>424000
>>424004So are we doing two at a time now?Sit down to a cup of tea with the Avatar.
>>424004Oh shit, it's just like that movie
Wally used poison gas at Cockroach. Now Roach can't do nothing for 1 turn.Squid: It's HUG TIME!Avatar: NOOOOOO! Leave me alone! You crazy calamari!Devil: Mhmmm... Nice cupcake.
>>424387Internal stp: rally the hormones! Everyone else: bullets
>>424387The cupcake crumbs attract all the ducks in the arena, who peck the Avatar
>>424387>>424387STP MC: You've literally been inside two women and fuck your own feminine side. Use mindscape weirdness to summon all your past forms and gang up on that overblown collection of nerdsBumnle Joe: trip STP MC into squid tentacles Leslie: lasso Wally
>>424402roll for inner battle d501-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-30 Struggle31-40 MC gains control for a breif moment41-49 Avatar is weakened50-success
Rolled 28 (1d50)>>424482Just dew it.
>>424402what wally does?!1 Wally attacks2-3 Wally doesn't attack
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>424494
>>424402And for the bullets. d50+81 critical fail3-6 Avatar casts an AoE spell7-10 Avatar casts a spell at someone11-16 Avatar physically attacks17-20 Avatar debuffs someone21-24 Avatar protects himself25-28 Avatar protects and buff himself29-34 the party hurts avatar(MC really)35-36 The party damages 1 orb37-38 The party damages 2 orbs39-40 The party damages 3 orbs41-42 The party damages 4 orbs43-44 The party breaks 1 orb45-46 The party breaks 2 orbs47-48 The party breaks 3 orbs49-50 success
well roll again if you want...
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d50 + 8)>>424561
>>424556>>424577>the result is the exact sameWelp... okay.
>>424586Thus is our luck.Astounding my Cupcakery was such a useless roll.
>>424577that doesn't change anythingwho is debuffed?1-Wizard2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Princess7-Leslie8-Bumble Joe9-Cornelia10-Cockroach11-Squid
Rolled 1 (1d11)>>424601
>>424602poor little wizard1-stone2-corruption3-hallucination4-bad luck5-silence6-blind7-lust8-low intelegence
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>4246117, if you please.
>>424616Phew, that as close. Nothing changed. Doesn't this also mean our roach grows ever so stronger.
>>424596>Astounding my Cupcakery was such a useless roll>being surprised about turning someone into food not being a fight enderPeople have been turned into so many things, including food, in the past and it has never had any terrible effect on them. Did you forget when Candy and STP became gum? It was literally right at the beginning.In essence your idea was stupid and so are you.
>>424616>>424602>>424577>>424490Mc Keeps fighting for the control of his body. He and avatar are struggling but looks like Mc got some help!Wizard in the other hand get debuffed with bad luck and...Wizard>Yeah, yeah, yeah! -1 to my rolls, I get used to bad luck you know?Sorry.
>>424933Wizard Bro, it's time to act.You're a fucking WIZARD, project a powerful avatar of yourself INTO the Avatar/STP mind.Or just butt heads if you fail.
>>424946It's mind games! Roll d16+41 critical fail2-6 Avatar attacks7-10 okay plan B11-16 success
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d16 + 4)>>425011
>>424946Inner fight. roll d50+21-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-30 Struggle31-40 More help41-49 Avatar is weakened50-success
Rolled 29 + 2 (1d50 + 2)>>425051
Ah yes also Wally1 attack2-3 no attack
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>425112
>>424946Avatar>such a weak mind is not rival to me!StP Mc>then you won't mind if I call some friends
>>425381STP: Keep up the assault.Wizard: fix the rest of the animals.Candy, smack some sense into that Avatard.
>>424946>>425021Wizard: Open your mind! Hnnngg....Avatar: You think moron like you can enter my mind! Hah! Pathetic! Wizard: Okay plan B. This one for transforming me into bimbo-slut!Wizard head butt right into Avatar's sphere.Avatar: Ouch!StP: Oh God! Wizard you did it! I am back! I can control my body again!
>>425412Oh it's last post by the way. See ya tomorrow!
>>425412Ah, nevermind then.See you tomorrow.
>>425412It looks like StP MC has the Avatar's orbs on his body. Interesting.
Today's session at 15:00 UTC.
>>426781Cant wait. I wanna see STPMC get more help. Seeing his past transformations is awesome
>>425412Wizard: And this one for torturing us with endless fights in this stupid arena!StP MC: Wait! I am not Avatar anymore! Argh!Another head butt in Avatar's sphere.Avatar: Ouch! You going to pay for this one!Wizard:Oooohh... It hurts. I think I am doing it wrong.
>>426868STP MC: try to split up the High Hats' minds by summoning things they like: food, violence, porn, & weird shitRoxanne: Summon a giant mallet and crush WallyLola: Try pulling one of those gems off STP MC
>>426868And now a word from our sponsors.During which everyone gangs up on STP Avatar and beat some sense into him.
>>426888trips of truth have spoken.But wally have to roll anyway.1 Wally attacks2 Wally doesn't attack
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>426904A coin flip! What could go wrong?
OP, you there?
>>426872Avatar>What? what are you going to do?! don't get any closer or I will...DO YOU HAVE ORDERED ALREADY OURS "MAGIC DUEL VERSUS SAVE THE PRINCESS" PRODUCTS!? ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE A +10 BONUS IN TOUR NEXT ROLL!!! DON'T BE THE LAST ONE! ORDER NOW!!! XXXL SIZES IN ALL OUR T-SHIRTS!!! ORDER I SAY!!!!And now, we continue with the quest.StP MC:>The orbs, guys! the orbs! for the love of Candy Goddess, destroy the orbs, not my face!!!
>>427077Do as he requested, break the orbs then.
>>427077Stpmc: stop resisting the bludgeoning Everyone else: beat the shit out of those orbs.
>>427077Princess kicks the avatar in all the balls. Or maybe it's the StP MC? I'm not so sure she cares if they're both hurt right now.
>>427147Yeah but first Wally d31 attack2-3 no attack
>>427147Inner fight. roll d50+41-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-30 Struggle31-40 More help41-49 Avatar is weakened50-success
Rolled 47 + 4 (1d50 + 4)>>427208
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>427191Well I am going to roll then
Man, we're kinda fucking dead today.
>>427243It's Saturday, normies are out doing something fun
>>427147Roll d45+61 critical fail3-4 Avatar casts an AoE spell5-7 Avatar casts a spell at someone8-10 Avatar physically attacks11-13 Avatar debuffs someone14-16 Avatar protects himself17-18 Avatar protects and buff himself19-24 the party hurts avatar(MC really)25-26 The party damages 1 orb27-28 The party damages 2 orbs28-30 The party damages 3 orbs31-33 The party damages 4 orbs34-36 The party breaks 1 orb37-39 The party breaks 2 orbs40-42 The party breaks 3 orbs43-45 success
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d45 + 6)>>427285
>>427271normies abandoned the ship 50 fetish pics ago
Rolled 33 + 6 (1d45 + 6)>>427285
>>427213We are winning the inner battle. The outer battle in the other hand...
>>427289Who is going to be the target roll d111-Wizard2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Princess7-Leslie8-Bumble Joe9-Cornelia10-Cockroach11-Squid
Rolled 9 (1d11)>>427323What, no Incubus yet?>>427325Shame he can't hit himself.
>>427325It's magic time roll d41- chaos 2- chaos 3- chaos 4- chaos
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>427341Boy, I wonder what it will be.
>>427341>we rolled an 8It's a phys attack tho
>>427348Hopefully something to do with BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD or maybe some slaaneshi fuckery (no pun intended I mean, he DID say chaos
>>427354Yeah yeah I see that now. I am retarded. What do you want from me.
>>427369>what do you want from me?Lewds, obviously.
>>427354excuuuuuse us if we don't have a grade in advanced mathematics!
>>427369>spoilerIt's alright, I just want to give you headpats for a job mostly well done.>>427378You too, Mario.
>>427147>>427289>>427332Avatar: I am not afraid of you, morons! Take that stupid bird!Avatar kicks poor Cornelia.Wizard: What an asshole! I thought she his best friend.Lola: It was Avatar! He kicks Cornelia!Wizard: Oh... I am really confused now with all his "mind change" thing.
>>427491Donkey kick! Right in the family jewels (and other jewels on his person).
>>427498Wally, are you gonna do something?1 attack2-3 no attack
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>427509
>>427514Who is the victim? roll a d111-Wizard2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Princess7-Leslie8-Bumble Joe9-Cornelia10-Cockroach11-Squid
Rolled 3 (1d11)>>427518
>>427498Roll for inner battle. d50+51-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-29 Struggle30-39 More help40-48 Avatar is weakened49-50-success
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>427533
Rolled 30 + 1 (1d50 + 1)>>427533
>>427537Good, that means he'll take most of the pain.Maybe.Probably.
>>427498I guess that's a roll for donkey princessPiñata Princess>It's Piñata Princess!d501 critical fail3-6 Avatar casts AoE spell7-10 Avatar casts a spell at princess11-16 Avatar casts a spell at someone17-20 Avatar physically attacks Princess21-24 Avatar debuffs someone25-28 Avatar protects himself29-34 Avatar protects and buff himself35-36 Avatar avoid the kick37-38 Princess kicks MC39-40 Princess kicks MC's family jewels41-42 Princess really hit the right spot43-44 Princess damage 1 orb45-46 Princess damage 2 orbs47-48 Princess break 1 orb49-50 success
Rolled 49 (1d50)>>427581
>>427581>>427587Really hoping the broken "orbs" are the Avatar's...
>>427587>inb4 it just permanently breaks STP's OrbsCritical Success (failure)
>>427587This is good, right?
>>427498Avatar>Listen to me little shits! I'm in charge here! I have the control of this body now!
>>427661>I'm in charge here!Do you feel in charge?
>>427673perhaps he's wondering why someone would turn him into a cupcake before killing him?
>>427684Well, at least you can reply. Who are you?
>>427720It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is my plan.
Whatever happened to Bard Anon?I miss that guy.
>>427798He was bard from coming here
>>427587>>427537>>427522>>427514Wally Throws another pie to Roxy she is blinded for 1 turn!Roxane>I swear to god, if you throw me another pie...!Wally>Ni!Piñata Princess kicks StP Mc right in the orbsLola>Great Donkey Princess! You are being useful!Piñata Princess>IT'S PIÑATA PRINCESS!Candy>That was a good kick, right in the spot!Piñata Princess>Eeee,h... yeah! I'm totally mean to do that!2 orbs broken, 2 to go!
>>427936Surprise attack! Leslie boob smother Avatar's head, Candy strangles Wally.
>>427936Devil : bodyslam wallyCandy : candyattack on the headballAnd some forget it all spell for roxy poor girl
>>427966Speaking about Wally1 attack2-3 no attack
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>427985
>>427966Oh and also spirits of High Hats searching for new body now. roll d81 they both take control over somebody2 only one of them take control over somebody3-8 they still sprits
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>428011Should have figured.Should have bottled 'em.
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>428011
>>427966Roll for inner battle. d50+51-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-29 Struggle30-39 More help40-48 Avatar is weakened49-50-success
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>428021
>>427966He is weak now roll d251 critical fail2-4 Avatar casts a spell at Leslie5-7 Avatar casts a spell at someone8-10 Avatar debuffs someone11-12 Avatar protects himself13-15 Avatar retreat16-18 Leslie put boobs on Avatar head19-21 Leslie put boobs around Avatar head22-25 success
Rolled 25 (1d25)>>428082
>>427966It's time to finish Wally. Roll d121-critical fail2-4 Wally counterattacks5-8 Wally runs away from Candy9-12 success
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>428144
>>427966Avatar is not so strong anymore!!
>>427966Leslie smothers Avatar's head with her boobs.Avatar: Argh! What is this?! Mhhmmmmhhmh!!!Leslie:You need to shut up already, little man.Also Candy strangles Wally.Candy: Stop throwing pies at us already!Wally: Niiiiighhhhhh!
>>428429Wally: be that weirdo
>>428429Wizard: Ask Roxy to help combine magic with you to cast the most powerful shattering spell known to you both; shattering the other two orbs on STP Avatar.Roxy: Think of your brother and remember how you raped him. Act accordingly.Cockroach: Ponder if you are a failure at being a protector of failures everywhere while working to do something useful for once.
>>428466Roll for inner battle. d50+51-critical fail2-10 Avatar is getting stronger11-20 Avatar is winning21-29 Struggle30-39 More help40-48 Avatar is weakened49-50-success
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d50 + 5)>>428493
>>428466roll for evil spirits. d81 they both take control over somebody2 only one of them take control over somebody3-8 they still sprits
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>428503
>>428466Finishing move roll. roll d25+61 critical fail2-3 Avatar casts a spell at Wizard and Roxy4-7 Avatar casts a spell at someone8-10 Avatar debuffs someone11-12 Avatar protects himself13-15 Roxy is too ashamed16-18 1 orb damaged19-21 2 orbs damaged22-24 1 orb broken25 success
Rolled 24 + 6 (1d25 + 6)>>428569
>>428582>>428509>>428495>>428466Roxy feel very bad about her brother but there is no time for that now.The brotes are preared to broke the last 2 orbs. What gonna happen?We'll see it tomorrow!goodnight!
>>428934>Inb4 white truce flag
>>428934I will act as Roxy's guilty conscience for as long as I can roll.She ain't escaping this guilt, especially not after being hateful towards her brother in the beginning for just doing lewd stuff to her (not even close to as bad as what she did to him and the others).This guilt is the best outcome. We must not let it slip away.
New session at 15:00 UTC. Run! You can still be saved!
>>430627 no regrets
>>428934All the orbs are (finally) broken and StP Mc is free from avatar's control!There is only this tiny spirits left.Pompolus' spirit>This is not over yet!
>>430752Lola & Cornelia: Hug STP MCDevil: Drag them ghosts down to Hell
>>430752Bottle them up like fairies. Make them admit defeat.
>>430752devil : summon a vacuum cleaner and suck this spirits inwizard : give candy a slap on the ass for her good work
>>430752I must agree, jar them.
>>430778It's not an end! It's never going to end! roll d161 spirits take control over someone2 3 of them taking control over someone3 2 of them take control over someone4 one of them take control over someone5-16 they still spirits
Rolled 4 (1d15)>>430797One flew under, I predict.
Rolled 16 (1d16)>>430802Good job, you've fucked us.
>>430802One of them got away. But who?1 Pompolus2 Razzrak3 Sesil4 Markus
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>430816
>>430817Who is the victim? roll a d131-Wizard2-StP MC3-Lola4-Roxane5-Devil6-Candy7-Princess8-Leslie9-Bumble Joe10-Cornelia11-Cockroach12-Squid13-Wally
Rolled 1 (1d13)>>430822Well then, looks like we'll need to have Jesus Christ help us with an exorcism.
Rolled 7 (1d13)>>430822
>>430825>Pompolus inside WizardI've fucked us, truly...
>>430778And finally to capture other spirits roll d16+31 critical fail2-6 they flying away7-9 you capture one of them10-12 you capture two of them13-16 you capture all of them
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d16 + 3)>>430846I might as well finish this off.
>>430778Our heroes successfully captured High Hats into jars.Roxane: Finally! I think it's all of them. No more crazy spells and violence. Wait.1... 2... 3... Didn't we miss somebody? H-hey Big Bro did you capture last spirit? B-Bro?Wizard?: DID YOU SAID SOMETHING, SISTER?Oh no! Pompulus almost took control over Wizard! Quick do something to save him!
>>430950Someone tells Roxy to "Rape the soul out of him. It's what you're apparently good at", then laughs at her while they do something to get it out of him themselves while Roxy reacts.
>>430966>while they do somethingCome on, dude! Use your imagination!
>>430973It depends on who is doing it...Fuck it! Random roll for who it is out of the group (Roxy included, if she is teasing herself) and they give him a "Spirit Heimlich Maneuver", which they learned from a drunk spirit otter that once banged the person's relative in their dreams.That spirit otter was smooth as fuck. He had slick shades and Johnny Bravo hair. Obviously that dream was to be trusted.
>>430973>>430966I gotta agree.French Kiss the soul out of him @ STP MC.
>>430966Ok but only talking character. The effect will be different depending of the character.1-StP MC2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil4-Candy5-Princess6-Leslie7-Squid
Rolled 7 (1d7)>>430999
>>431003Damn, dude. When did Squid get so savage?
>>430999>Squid>scolds of Roxy for raping her brotherYou know, I thought the idea was far fetched, but then I remember that the squid tried to teach them about being friendly when they were fighting; he likely is not happy with the progress between the two.
>>430999PS, tasty trips
>>431003>Rolled 7 (1d7)it's like one of this cartoon plan that backfired comedy gold
>>431003squid gonna do it squid way roll d161-critical fail2-4 Wizard do something5-7 The situation is too much for squid8-10 Roxane projects her frustration with squid11-13 Roxane feels even worse about her brother14-15 Squid comforts Roxane 16-Success
Rolled 14 (1d16)>>431112
Rolled 3 (1d16)>>431112
>>430966>>430977who is gonna do this heimlich maneuver?1-StP MC2-Lola3-Roxane4-Devil5-Candy6-Princess7-Leslie8-Bumble Joe9-Cornelia10-Cockroach11-Squid
Rolled 4 (1d11)>>431164
Rolled 7 (1d11)>>431164
>>431172stupid bimbo tries to save his brother. d16-11-critical fail2-3 Wizard does something4-6 Wizard runs7-9 Devil and wizard struggles10-12 Pompolus is launched to another character13-14 Pompolus is kicked out of wizard15-16-Success
Rolled 10 - 1 (1d16 - 1)>>431192
>>431201>>431172>>431117>>431003>>430966Squid tries to comfort RoxaneSquid>It's not your fault, you know? you were under the effects of a spell. Don't be hard on yourselfRoxane>I guess you are right! thanks Friendly Squid.Devil tries to give Wizard the Heimlich Maneuver.Devil>What is this Heisenberg maneuver? Like if I know what I have to do.Wizard>Take off of me! Stupid freak!!!
>>431738Roxanne uses her demon powers and master of kissing to swallow Pomplous' soul with a French Kiss, extra tongue, converting it into raw magical power.
>>431777Holy shit! These trips! This get! Wow!
>>431820So do we win?
>>431856Indeed you win. With power of love and incest
>>431880Why the love though
>>431856Not until Stephen King lies dead at our feet
>>431923You cannot kill Stephen King, for he has transcended death
>>431777this get sucks >Roxanne uses her demon powers and master of kissing to swallow Pomplous' soul with a French Kiss, extra tongue, converting it into raw magical power.can we get another get with less incest and guilt trip and more happy ending and awesome magic
>>432183No fuck you. This is best ending.
>>432183If this actually ends it, this will mark the third Save the Princess thread I've gotten the final get on. :^)
>>431777Roxane approached to Wizardbro.Wizardbro: Roxy please don't touch me! I can't control myself! I can hurt you!Roxane: Stop struggling! I just want to help you!Wizard: How you going to mmphhh!Roxane passionate french kiss Wizardbro. Then she swallows Pompulus's soul and with demon nature converts his soul into magic power.*clap clap clap*Another Devil?: Well that was nice show, guys. At least these two stop fighting with each other. Am I right?Another Devil come closer to our heroes the tall figure hiding under long cape following him.Another Devil: I guess we win. Congrats!Mystery figure:Yes. Congratulation.
>>432244Oh no...Find out who the Mystery Figure is.
>>432244Now we make the title make sense and have both MC'S and their crew fight for the glory of having better dice rolls.
>>432244Pinata Princess: interrupt villain monologue by kicking mysterious figure in the dick
>>432266what?!1-critical fail2-the party start arguing3-the party start cartoony fight4-the party start beating each other5-the party start magic fight6-the party start serious beating
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>432309
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>432309>>432309
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>432309Tater tots
>>432315>>432266 everybody star fighting because... hmmm...Devil>Because they are idiotsI guess.Misterious Figure>You can stop figthing. You win the duel. I'm the Archwizard and founder of the University of magic 'n' stuff, Robert Boss.Robert Boss> Those four wizard had been doing some questionable acts this last years. I'm glad they have been punished. And four you, I'm going to grant 3 wishes to each of you beecause I'm supercool. Why don't we sttart with you little fellow?ok, you can suggest 1 gift per post. first 3 posts.
>>432685>3 wishesHoly shit.Also, isn't it like midnight there?STP wishes for everyone to live happily ever after.
>>432685I wish to establish a new school of magic: Gonzo Mysticism! It's as if Hunter S. Thompson decided to become a mage, basically.
>>432685mc and witch marry
>>432705>>432706>>432709It's should be gifts for Cornelia, you doofs.
>>432685Wizard: Wish to become the new master of lewd and transformation magic, that's what he's good for after all
>>432685Lola wishes that she and her friends could continue adventure togetherON HER NEW SWEET SHIP!
>>432685>Rob Boss>not Stephen KingDisappointed. Anyway, wish for everyone in the world to stop being ducks
>>432711Oh.Confusing.Cornelia wants to be a real girl!>3 wishes to each of youHOLY SHIT
>>432711Make her a thick succubus again
>>432711Become an all powerful and oversexualized candy golem who can talk and has her own will instead of being shackled to the will of her summoner
>>432712whoops>>432685Wish to be immune to being controlled by others
>>432685Donkey Princess learns the true meaning of friendship, and turns back into Pinata Princess, so long as she remembers not to be a prick to people in general.(if she doesn't behave, she'll turn back into a donkey when she falls back asleep...)
>>432685Cornelia gains the power to kill STP protag. She's always hated him.
>>432716>>432719>>432721Well I guess I am going to combine these ones. Wait a little for result.
>>432744>free will>real thick succubus girlWorks for me.
>>432709This is my sincerest hope. Let's bide our time brother.
>>432716>>432719>>432721Robert Boss: Hmmmm... Become human and also succubus. Also power and free will. Well little fella. You deserve it. Your wish granted!Cornelia: Oh Candy Goddess! I am real human! And I finally can talk! Oh and I am really sexy. What power do I have?Robert Boss: Oh you have magic power to create and control golems. You are Cornelia the Golemancer now!Cornelia: Oh thank you Robert Boss! It's best day of my life! Who is going to be next to make a wish? You will see tomorrow in last (probably) session of this quest. See ya then, friends!
>>432901wewlad.>That assWewlad indeed.
Epilogue starts at 15:00 UTC:(
>>433926Why so sad? All good things must come to an end. And this has been one long ass good thing.
Next, the little rodent. What are your wishes?
>>433961To become a girlwith a big dick
>>433961To be reunited with my sisters
>>433961infinite cheese production powers
>>433961a cool motorbike
>>433962Notice they didn't specify HUMAN girl.
>>433961To combine the others-futa human-to be reunited with brethren-infinite cheese
>>433962>>433965>>433966Robert Boss>Hahaha. I'm cool with that! You'll be a girl with something more and you'll also have the ability to conjure unlimited cheese for all your family!ok next is Dakote Leslie
>>434065>Dakota LeslieI want to own a cowgirl farm!
>>434065The ability to fluctuate her breast size at will to prevent enlarging experiences and preserve her back as needed.
>>434065Have treasure senses, to detect sources of riches and never run out of adventures or money. Goodbye days of being a minion of gingerbread men!
>>434065To make ice cream from my breasts.
>>434065A large farm with an antebellum plantation home
>>434069>>434071>>434078Robert Boss: Oh! Your own farm with cowgirls? That sounds nice. You also get ability to change your breast size and detect sources of money. Now you never be poor again!Next one is Pinata Princess.
>>434182She was a huge pain in the ass, so give her an ass to die for, with unlimited magic charges for the next time her energy is needed
>>434182To ability to not be a shit.jk, she can produce candy from any orifice. Now she is a true piñata princess
>>434182To become queen of the world
>>434182"I wish to be saved by a gallant, perfect Knight and live happily ever after!"
>>434182To be a powerful independent candy ruler with a kingdom of loyal candy subjects who would happily perform her any whim.
>>434186>>434187>>434190Robert Boss>You princess are no longer an ass but you'll have an ass to die for and the ability to produce candy at will. And from now on you are the queen.Piñata Queen>Of the world?Robert Boss>From now on you are the queen.Is turn for Candida Dulce Andrade.
>>434486She gets her staff that she wanted.and marries stp mc
>>434486Position as a High Hat at the academy
>>434486Become the head candy mage at that school.
>>434486Since the 2 above me are basically the same thing, permanent thicc spider - girl tf.
>>434486She and Wizard Bro Married~
>>434493>>434502>>434503Robert Boss: I'm sorry, dear. I am little deaf in left ear. Everything I understood is that you want Sacred Sugarcone staff. Oh and since you so good at Candy Magic you can be head candy mage at my University and teach students. You also become member of New High Hats!Next one is Maria de Los Dolores
>>434844Lola's personalities are now triplets.
>>434844New Pirate ship
>>434844She gets an extremely loyal and capable candy pirate crew to assist her in future endeavors
>>434844Lola gets a massive treasure trove of booty, in both senses of the word.
>>434860>>434863>>434902Robert Boss: Well let's see, seetheart. I am a bit deaf but as I get it you want your own pirate ship and a loyal crew. Also a little bit of gold to finince your adventures.Next one is Roxane.
>>435253Her other two supposed to be so intangible?Also,"I just want to... marry my brother."
>>435253Family is rich and happy
>>435253She has four extra arms to preform double the magic
>>435253"I want my brother to be trapped in the lowest level of Hell where he will be tortured for all eternity. We'll be married, but he'll never get any."
>>435269Fuck I meant she has four arms.
>>435278But 8 limbs would make her a spider woman, which she seemed to enjoy
>>435278Now she has SIX ARMS.For TRIPLE THE MAGIC AND ARM-WRESTLING CONTESTS.
>>435278Too late. She's now a spider.
>>435262>he's a little deaf in one ear>he can't hear spoiler text apparently"I just want to... did you say carry your mother? Well that's fucking weird, but whatever you say."He then makes Roxy get pregnant with her own mother.
Robert Boss: By the way how about you, Lil Devil? Do you have a wish?The Devil: Nah! I am the Devil! I can create everything I want.So does anybody interested how I changed places with my dumb clone and where I was all this time? None? Not even slightly interested?
>>435299Nah, fuck you senpai.
>>435299No one cares, Devil>Devil wishes everyone had to listen to his story
>>435299Devil turns into a copy of his slutty counterpart, but twice as thick.
>>435299Devil wishes he could fuck Roxy.We know your game.
>>435299We only care for the booty and you don't have none.>>435307Really? Of all the things to censor, THIS is what's censored?
>>435307>>435309>>435311>>435313>>435315>>435317 I love you guys! You the best! :^)
>>435325Devil, we fucking hate you. Get out and never come back. You're not even an interesting demon, you're just a random dickhead that decided to pop up outta nowhere and act super fucking edgy.
>>435325Beg and maybe we'll listen.Breaking the 4th wall is so overdone/overated these days.
>>435330>>435338That post was me not Devil.Wow! You guys are really hate my Devil charcter don't you? Well I like him. A lot. :^)
>>435299Nope.Now bend over and wiggle your butt for us, BimboDevil.
>>435381He's an edgy fuck who does nothing interesting and is only there to antagonize and be "2 cool 4 school xxxDDDDD WOAH SO EDGY!".He's literally the worst character on /qst/.
>>435381Actually, not that much.I'd say it's just my inner douche working. That and the fact that we haven't had any way to mess with him.
>>435381I don't actually, I felt he was a nice unfriendly addition to the crew.I actually do want to hear it, I just felt it was more in character for him to tell us a story we DIDN'T want to hear
>>435381To be honest, Devil was an interesting plot point that never went anywhere after the reveal. He/she was just sorta there once we got him out of Wizard Bro.
>>435290Wait,>>434187He heard that, so now we got an inconsistency.
Devil: Well too bad I am going to tell you anyway! So when I summon Red Ants I give to my less stupid clone a red ant costume so he survive. He joined a group while I acting dead was carried away by ants through cracks in the building outside of arena. Then I made myself normal again and stomp stupid ants. Then I go to Wizdonalds and eat a lot of huge hamburgers. After that I decide to watch some movies in cinema. I got lucky there was new part of "Mage Wars". By the way Grand Magus Sanholo will die from hand of his son. After movie I decide to visit art gallery. And there I met Rob Boss. We chat a little about art and then we went to nice cafe to drink some coffee. There I tell him everything: about me, about stupid duel, about other morons and about these High Dorks. Then he tell me that these High Hats where his best student long time ago and he make them to partially take control over university. But that turns out really bad. After they gained so much power they stop listening to him. But Robert couldn't do anything about it because he's pacifist. So then I tell him that you guys probably beat them already with your fails and sex spells or something. And so we went into arena and saw you capturing all bad guys. And we come to you right in time when you finished dealing with last one dork. Yeah that's whole story. I can't believe you think that this stupid bimbo is me. I mean he failed so many times. And he was fucked in an ass! Wow! You guys are really stupid. I am glad that I leave this crazy arena right in time.
>>435449Lovely.Want a head-pat?Goodbad, give the poor Devil a nice pat on the head.
>>435449TL;DRCan we get back to the characters that actually matter?
>>435449Don't care. Too busy looking at BimboDevil ass.
>>435449OH, HEY! Since BimboDevil is the one who had to deal with the fight, does that mean she gets three wishes?I hope she does.
>>435262>>435268>>435269>>435278Robert Boss: So shall it be! Two more arms for twice powerful magi. Also your family is rich and happy again. And of course fancy wedding so you can marry your brother. As they say "incest is wincest".
>>435562That's it for today, I assume?Oh no...
>>435562So, who's next for the wishing list?
>>435562Also it's last one for today. Sorry for taking too long with ending. Tomorrow this all will be finally over. See ya then, friends!
>>435562>tfw I wanted wincest ending>tfw this is a cop-out way to do it and Roxy officially has the personality of a Barbie doll that a horny male teenager got his hands onI really miss when the other characters controlled themselves. This had no build up and felt extremely sudden, because the story and characters' personalities were tossed out the window a long time ago for pure lust fulfillment.I miss when Roxy was a character and not several horny anons' fetish doll.
>>435651You can pinpoint when it fell apart, too.
>>435663When the crossover started is when STP turned to shit, because that is when the then horny Magic Quest Duel autists infected the characters from that thread. That's when it went from an interesting adventure with only slight lewdness to a full on fetish shit show.When GBA let us control Roxy is when it turned to shit for MDQ, because that's when Roxy went from an interesting story driven character to literally just another fail wizard whom the horny autists could control into doing lewd stuff (literally crushing her original character and her motivations).Two ABSOLUTELY AMAZING threads turned into one of the absolute worst examples of what a /qst/ thread should never become so quickly. It honestly is extremely tragic, because it had such incredible potential and both started out so strongly.Lessons learned for if I ever QM (which I plan to):Don't let anons control characters that aren't the MC.Don't fully ignore fetish shit, but don't encourage it either; you give anons an inch and they'll take an entire foot and shove it into every orifice the quest has.
>>435706I'd debate that different people went to hell at different times, but otherwise agree, many things went wrong.That said, while this went a fucking wild direction that wasn't totally ideal, I think I know precisely what is gonna happen tomorrow and it's gonna make up for it in a rage-inducing way.How long have you been following Save the Princess threads?
>>435706I can't take you seriously when you have 44 posts contributing to a /qst/ that you think should never become. And I know you've been following this for a long ass time because I recognize your stupid arguments which just makes it worse. Learn to enjoy what you have especially when you're the only one forcing yourself to be a part of it.
Hey QM's, have you learned >>435706 's lesson and prepare to better your quests in the future? Also, did anyone notice when GBA and Mario's Art basically became the same? Like i really liked Marios simplistic cartoonish stick fiures being a seperate style but i feel a loss for how it became GBA's.
>>435720>And I know you've been following this for a long ass timeLiterally one of the first anons that commented in the first Magic Duel Quest thread. Also, started following STP a bit before the crossover was announced.And of course I'm still contributing to the thread. I fucking love this thread. I hate the direction it went in, which is why I am commenting about it, but that's not gonna stop me from being a part of it. If anything, I still love and respect both QMs and mostly blame the horny anons that shitposted these threads into becoming a literal porn quest. Anons like you, I am guessing by your overly defensive response.
>>435718>I think I know precisely what is gonna happen tomorrow and it's gonna make up for it in a rage-inducing wayMind sharing your prediction?If I am around, I'll be waiting until STP MC gets the chance for a wish and have a pre-written "Kill everyone from this adventure except Lola, Cornelia, and me, then teleport me to a new adventure that isn't such a colossal fetish-fuck up." STP has canonically hated all of the fetishism going on and blames Wizard Bro for it, so this wouldn't even be him breaking character. STP MC is the MC for me.Also, I've been following Save The Princess for about a full thread before the crossover was announced.
>>435752Enlightenment time then, back on /v/, when Save the Princess threads were going rampant, there was one that stood out from the rest due to the oddity of it, as strange as that may sound.My prediction is something along the lines of STP MC and Wizard Bro are brothers and they just finished a VR Simulation of Candyland Extreme Edition, the game.
>>435814Oh whoops.The odd one out was a set known by the Princess it portrayed, Gamestop Princess.
>>435743I wouldn't consider actively attempting to sabotage the quest loving the thread but maybe that's just me.
>>435814>STP MC and Wizard Bro are brothers and they just finished a VR Simulation of Candyland Extreme Edition, the gameSTP is the /v/ anon, while Wizard Bro is his horny brother who was just along for the ride.STP: "Jesus Christ. That was an extremely shitty game. If I wanted porn, I woulda just looked up porn."Wizard Bro: "I don't know, I liked it."STP: "Of course you would, you're an idiot with shit tastes."Wizard Bro: "I wish we had a cute cyclops sister to bang."STP: "You know, the game was alright before you and your fetish shit ruined it."Wizard Bro: "ENHANCED it. Just like my Skyrim mods."STP: "Oh yeah. Those 'nude babe' model mods sure do 'enhance' that piece of shit, you fucking--"Wizard Bro: "--casual. Yeah yeah, I've heard this a million times already. Can't you just enjoy the game for what it was? I mean, this game was amazing. It made me actually feel like I was a part of the action!"STP: "The only action your were interested in was of the 'banging' variety."Wizard: "You're such a wet blanket. And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend."STP: "Implying I would want a girlfriend when I can spend time on better things."Wizard: "Such as bitching about how much you hate games?"STP: "It's not my fault the industry had become--"Wizard: "Alright, enough of that. I've heard this too many times. Can we just start a new game already? I'm ready for round two."STP: "Oh my fucking lord. Did you jizz yourself? That's fucking disgusting. I fucking hate this game and I hate you."Wizard: "I fucking love this game and love boobs.">Wizard proceeds to put on the headset once again and load up "Lusty Bimbo Island II", while his brother begrudgingly complies and does the sameSTP: "Can you at least let me choose the direction of the story this time?"Wizard: "As long as I have a stiffy, I can make no promises.">>435827>implying sabotageThis isn't a sabotage, it's a mercy kill.
>>435827Here's hoping that Mario and GoodBad keep the sabotage to a minimum so we can end on a positive, non-bitter note.
>>435860That's.. that's some dialogue alright.Also Wizard Bro would qualify as /d/ in this case. Their sister /a/ refuses to play, but /d/ loves to tag along.I just see it as a fitting end, in all honesty, but we'll see what's in store for the Main Characters.Gamestop Princess was never finished, she was lost in a thousand layers of VR and Irony.
>>435860You remind me of this guy who used to be in g.top's greentext quest, jazz something or other.
>>435949Not him, nor do I know him, but I'll take that as a compliment due to not knowing the context.
>>435978Still taking it as a compliment.>>435943>Also Wizard Bro would qualify as /d/ in this caseYou know, that's not too bad of an idea. I do hope that your prediction comes true. Even as an individual who has little idea of the origins of that ending (past what you explained), I'd still be satisfied with it.
>>435983Ignorance is bliss I guess?
>>435995You must be one happy fellow.
>>435995Tell us about this Jazz fellow?
>>436007He was a nice enough guy and wrote to;dr for the qm but about midway through the story, which I assure you was porn centered from the start, he got dissatisfied because his idea for gay orcs was basically veto' by the qm and everyone else in the thread. After that he'd stick around and complain about the state of the quest and how it was such a great character driven story but horny anons were ruining it etc. nice enough at first but kind of a dick and not really interested in actually progressing the story over pushing their own silly agenda and ideas.>>435998Cute.
I miss greentext adventures. It was a dumb power fantasy for horny anons and had one too many dick powers, but I liked it.
>>436090Yeah, not sure what happened to g.top but it was good fun. I was actually the guy who updated the pastebin, still got it on my account actually.
The 2 morons have not made their wishes yet. Let's see what is going to happen at 15:00 UTC.
Robert Boss>Ok, It's your turn. What are your wishes?
>>436851To turn into sexy thicc girl.
>>436851"That's easy! I wish for the harem ending!"
>>436851"Kill everyone from this adventure except Lola, Cornelia, and me, then teleport me to a new adventure that isn't such a colossal fetish-fuck up."
>>436851more adventure with friends
>>436854Fuck the sanctity of life. STP MC is best MC.
>>436858Prepare for the disappointment you intended for others.
>>436858I must agree, poor taste.
>>436860>implying this wouldn't be best end>implying that even if this doesn't happen, I won't headcanon it and still feel accomplishedSTP has been canonically against this lewd stuff the entire time, plus he hates Wizard Bro and nothing has gone his way all quest. This wish isn't even breaking character for him, like >>436852>>436855these two wishes would be.
>>436851Become a manly man and successful hero
>>436865You must be one happy fellow.
>>436868I'll certainly be happier than you in a short while.
>>436851To be a powerful masked, motorcycle driving hero of Justice! so that the next time someone is in trouble we can actually save them.God dammit, I was too late.
>>436872Uncontrollable rage doesn't lead to retardation, contrary to popular belief, just mental illness and often prison time due to the actions taken while in that state.
>>436876Are you feeling okay?
>>436879Fine actually. A little light headed and woozy for unknown reasons, but pretty good due to gaining around $300 for nothing today.How about you? You seem stressed. Anything you want to get off your chest, friendo?
>>436884>due to gaining around $300 for nothing today.>$300>for nothingThat's not what I'd call blowing twenty guys, but whatever floats your boat. Ignorance is bliss, amiright?
>>436884I'm not the one wasting my time coming up with elaborate ways to say "u mad", so I'm doing pretty good. Not sure where you're getting the stress idea from.
>>436876>Uncontrollable rage doesn't lead to retardationbut apparently it works the other way around
>>436887Actually, I got a traffic fine dismissed due to the officer forgetting my ticket at his house. I even got home in time for STP's get, due to it being dismissed. Today's a good day.>>436889But you are replying to the guy coming up with elaborate ways to say "u mad". Allow me to post this smug picture as a response that you can now respond to in-kind.
>>436892One of us is putting much more effort into this conversation than the other, and it's not me. Clearly you've got some personal stake in the outcome despite it's overall irrelevance. Have a smug picture in return.
>>436895>Chris-chan>believing in bible fairy tales at your age:^)
>>436892>Actually, I got a traffic fine dismissed due to the officer forgetting my ticket at his house.Show proof or you're one good cocksucker than does it for 15$ per dick.
>>436900You can like imaginary characters without following their religion, anon.
>>436902>no proof to showShit. You've got me. I'm just a damn good dirty slut. EFFICIENCY IS 20 COCKS IN 1 HOUR.
>>436854desu this is my favorite get.
>>436904That's a damn heretical way of thinking, anon. God's gonna smite you for that one.Someone get this man some Jesus.
>>436909I wouldn't be talking with stuff like >>436906on your HDD mister.
>>436912>implying God doesn't love dirty butt slut boysGod's a pedo. He straight up impregnated a bitch just to get his own butt slut boy impaled and tortured into moaning while everyone watched.God's a dirty dirty boy.
>>436921Your own sin has tainted your views and beliefs. I'll pray for you anon.
>>436910>having a waifu
>>436926>believing in a magic man in the sky and praying to him for others' salvationCaught you. Can't get away now. :^)
>>436936But I never wanted to get away. You're the one who forced me to open this folder after all, take responsibility.
>>436938>forcedI didn't force nuffin'. Now stop posting so many images in QMs' thread. It's rude.Poor QMs; having their thread be derailed by this deranged Chris-chan shitposter.
>>436945I seriously doubt we're in danger of hitting image limit, besides everyone likes Christ-chan!
>>436956This is the final post before image limit. Now OP can't post his next scene thanks to you.I, of course, am exempt from this scrutiny, as I posted something relevant and of great value to the thread.Woe is OP. His thread hijacked by a crazed autist and his fictional waifu. This is why we need WT Snacks back. He woulda never let this happen on any board forever. We miss you based Snacks.
>>436964>image limitAnon. It's 750/250 Bump/Image here.
>>436964>supporting snacksThis pretending to be retarded thing isn't funny anymore.
>>436971No one is actually that dumb anon, he's just being silly.
>>436971Naw. We hit the limit a while back. Every post he makes with an image is just taking away future posts from OP's next thread.Poe's law's a bitch. Always remember that.>>436972>Pretending to be retardedNaw, I'm legitimately supporting Snacks. He needs to come back and ban everyone. He was the epitome of "Mods = Gods".Also, we need more /sp/ raids. And while we're at it, more Aussie posters would be appreciated. We have a severe lack of bantz on 4chan nowadays.
>>436980Complaining about lack of bantz is awfully hypocritical of you anon./
>>436985Am I not bringing enough sick bantz? Sorry about that, I'll try harder next time.
>>436990All I ask is that you do your best.
>>436995>actually avatar-fagging nowYou can stop. I'm done playing this game now. I want off this wild ride.
>>436996It's funny you say that, this is actually my last one.I just like dumping Christ-chan every once in a while. Go in peace and have a nice day anon. Though I still hope the QM's ignore your get but that's hardly up to the two of us so it doesn't merit discussion. adios amigo.
>>436852>>436853>>436854Robert Boss>Then you want to become a thicc girl and kill all your fiends? well, then I guess you harem will be compossed only by the Lolas and Cornelia.The last one is Wizard! Oh you are a ghost now? oh that's right I just kill you!
>>437019YUS! BEST END!THANK YOU BASED MARIOGRANT.>Wizard wishes to go to his own personal heaven of lewdness and infinite fetishes
>>437019To undo all the previous wishes :^)
>>437019the luckiest man in the universe
>>437019Undo the stp mc's wishes
>>437021>MarioGrant actually comments to make everything normal againI'm cool with this. I was just happy to see that end.
>>437026>mfw I got what I wanted, your prediction was wrong, and there was nothing you could do to stop itI don't care if it goes back to normal; I won. Based MarioGrant was based.The quest is complete for me.
>>437021Oh here it comes.
>>437032Water under the bridge at this point, it'd be silly to get upset over things beyond my control. gratz my man.
>>437047Oh boy, that's gonna take a while to explain....
>>437077We have plenty of time I'd bet, and I'm curious as well.
>>437077Go on. Explain.
>>437083>>437085TL;DRVelo was a QM in a Game of Thrones quest,then decided to quit the quest because his railroading wasn't working. Another guy, Trick, took it upon himself to become QM and Velo then began partaking in Trick's quest. When the second thread was made people started accusing others of being Velo without a trip, things got out of hand and now we are all Velo.
>>437028You're so fucking weird, lmao
>>437032What a fuggin' sperg.
>>437021>>437026 Robert Boss:>Oh sorry for killing you, fella. Well, since you are still here, do you have a wish?Wizard:>Yes. Yes I have. Screw all the others wishes and turn everything back. And I also want to roll my last 30 sides dice. And finish this adventure once and for all! Roll 1d30 dice. http://pastebin.com/MnZKYP7W
Rolled 20 (1d30)>>437278
Rolled 18 (1d30)>>437278Of course you had to end it with a shitty roll.
Rolled 15 (1d30)>>437278
>>437285Looks like we got the short end of the stack
>>437278>completely throwing 2 days of quest progress out the windowKek, well I'm fine with it.
>>437278>shortstacksI wish African immigrants upon you.
does someone know what's bbw (number 7)
>>437426Benis Bludgeoning Wombats
>>437326Progress is a subjective term, ya dingus
>>437278>three hours agoJust asking if you died on us.
huh, well thanks for the threads, but i'm glad it's over.overall it was really fun, the art was good and the porn was nice too but god damn from the gingerbread wizard up to the apprentice fights it was pretty shit.having the crossover was a good idea in the end though, even with all the shit that came from having totally free reignor maybe it just dragged on for too long.however it was really fun to watch in the end, maybe from a distance. good quest 8/10 would be absent for most of againoh, i forgot to put in a pun or did i?
>>437973oh hei stranger
I agree this conclusion >>437973but since this was my first quest i followed i have to say, it was a nice fun to watch, roll and see awesome artist do it to the end
One of the few quests I've really enjoyed, even if I mostly lurked. I hope you guys do some more projects together in the future!
It's not even over yet though?
>>438089Not yet, m'boy!
Well this adventure finally over. At the end we saved the princess and win the duel. Thank you, everyone, for participating in our quest! See ya some day with a new one! Goodbye and take care!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIhYhrOJAg
and don't miss "MD vs StP 2: The search for the 5 feet" next week!xoxo
>>438346STP MC is my waifu/husbando. She/he is the only one who feels the same way as me during the entire quest.
>>438346Also, does this mean the rest of the world is shortstack ducks now?We never cured the citizens of being ducks, soooooo...
>>438346>5 hours>For thatI mean, okay, but uh.. two thingsOne, Those are some pretty nice designs.Two,>It's not fucking done>IT'S NOT FUCKING DONEE-enjoy your break, I guess?Now I'm actually kinda disappointed. I never even got to write another Epitaph after Lola's.
>>438346Well this was an anticlimaxAnd a climax
>>438346Oh no! Lola looks so distraught!Thanks for the quest, guys! You're fucking awesome!
Man, I will miss this cooperative adventure. Hoping this isn't the last time we see you guys working your magic in /qst/
>>433926Man seeing the StP and MD characters like this is surreal. I kinds wanna make an StP generations picture after seeing this. If I had any talent that is
>>438352>>438380Please, remember to link the new thread here, if this is still alive.Also, thanks.