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Last time on Metal Ge- I mean, Nazi Experimental Quest, we found a robot who can absorb metal, made him a engineer, and decided it would be a great idea to give him some guns.

How?
Well, that's easy. Gunstores.

But... Which gunstore?

Choices.

>Kazimierz's Arms and Weaponry, a nice little place in the city, selling most civilian firearms at a cheap cost. By "civilian", that just means anything up to, and including heavy machine guns.
>The Višeslav Arsenal, known for selling Russian and Serbian firearms, at an amazing and cheap cost... Though the quality is questionable, the prices are ridiculous, and you've heard that he even sells mortars and minor explosives... Though at much higher price then his usual deals. It operates in the countryside.
>You've heard someone's set up a shop in a old factory, selling very heavy weaponry at expensive costs. Such as bazookas, heavy mortars, grenades, and heavy machine guns... You've also heard he's got a small howitzer attached to a vehicle that he's selling, and is the pride of his store. He also sells small firearms such as revolvers in bulk only.
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>>473175
>You've heard someone's set up a shop in a old factory, selling very heavy weaponry at expensive costs. Such as bazookas, heavy mortars, grenades, and heavy machine guns... You've also heard he's got a small howitzer attached to a vehicle that he's selling, and is the pride of his store. He also sells small firearms such as revolvers in bulk only.

Walking heavy artillery.
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>>473175
>The Višeslav Arsenal, known for selling Russian and Serbian firearms, at an amazing and cheap cost... Though the quality is questionable, the prices are ridiculous, and you've heard that he even sells mortars and minor explosives... Though at much higher price then his usual deals. It operates in the countryside.
Nothing like Ruskie shit to kick ass
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>>473175
> Russian shit
Surely our mechanical friend can improve on it himself
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Going to wait ten more minutes anons
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>You've heard someone's set up a shop in a old factory, selling very heavy weaponry at expensive costs. Such as bazookas, heavy mortars, grenades, and heavy machine guns... You've also heard he's got a small howitzer attached to a vehicle that he's selling, and is the pride of his store. He also sells small firearms such as revolvers in bulk only.

Time for a walking arsenal of artillery, or a metal guy with revolver barrels sticking out from around him like the Regnerator in RE4
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Cursing dice. :3

Have fun! I'll be lurking.
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You drive down to an old factory, where a few armed guards patrol with pristine assault rifles, which you identify as STGs and with what seems to be bunkers with machine guns sticking out of them surrounding the factory, and instead of a chain-link fence, is a wall of concrete. This must be the place.

You drive your truck up to the gate, and an armed guard stops you.

"Are you here to see Kommandant Wolfram?"

"...Wolfram?"

"Ja. He is the leader of this establishment."

"...You sound German."

"Ja. We're remnants of the Wehrmacht, so I advise you don't do anything stupid, wehrwolf."

Actions.

>I got it. Now let me in.
>...What classifies as stupid?
>Yeah, well sorry but it may get stupid inside.
>Grab the guy and shove him into your truck. You don't like nazis.
>No asking for identification or anything like that?
>What's with all the security?
>Write-In
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>>473271
>...What classifies as stupid?
>I got it. Now let me in.
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>>473279

This
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>>473271
>I got it. Now let me in.
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"What calssifies as stupid?"

"Try to steal or sabotage anything, and we'll blast your furry ass all over the pavement."

"I got it."

You drive inside and park the vehicle, getting out slowly. You are escorted to a flight of stairs, which creek as you go up them, and barely fit you... Of course, you're forced to leave Ritter behind. In front of you, is a office adorned with Nazi insigna, and a human in a business suit has his feet on the table, smoking a cigarette. You see a few scars on his face, and see quite a few burns on his head.

"Ah, I see you're interested in my arms and weaponry, komrade!"

"I am."

You look out a window into the factory, and see workers are working and producing firearms... Plenty of them.

"Well, welcome to the Wolfram Arsenal of Fascism, as I like to call it!"

Actions.

>...You could always call this place Heaven.
>...Try Arsenal of Fashion, and we'll talk.
>...Right. Show me to your cheapest weaponry.
>Show me to your heaviest weaponry. Now.
>...Is this entirely legal?
>I like the Nazi symbols. Really remind me of my time as a Nazi experiment.
>How many guns per day does this place produce?
>Do you see a lot of customers?
>...Is this legitimate German weaponry?
>Write-In
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>>473303
>>...Is this entirely legal?
>How many guns per day does this place produce?

I sense major buisness opportunities here for the kingdom of Poland.
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>>473303
>>...Is this legitimate German weaponry?
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"Is this entirely legal?"

"Of course! Having armed guards is legal, right?"

"I haven't ruled anything about that."

"Well, don't! It helps drive away competition!"

"How many guns per day does this place produce?"[/red]

"About two dozen. Mostly FG-42s or Lugers. We occasionally get a STG-42 out, but this place mostly produces much heavier weaponry."

"That's not much."

"But it's legitimate German weaponry... Now, let's talk business. What do you want to buy?"
Actions.

>Do you have any heavy machine guns?
>...Do you have any artillery?
>I want some assault rifles.
>...How heavy is your artillery?
>...Lugers? How much are they?
>Do you have any rifles or anything?
>...How much does this stuff cost?
>Write-In
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>>473336
>Write-In
"You wouldn't happen to be looking for investors?"
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>>473336
>You wouldn't happen to be looking for investors?
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>>473342
>>473350
Pretty sure we don't have any money. I suppose we could sell ritter for scrap...
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"You wouldn't happen to be looking for investors, would you?"

"Of course we are!"

"Good... Well, how much would it cost to invest?"

"About twelve million to set up some mo-"

You nearly faint.

"TWELVE MILLION?!"

"Ja, of course. If we want to set up more industry and hired trained workers. You don't really seem like the kind of man who can afford this."

Actions.

>What, is it because of my clothes?
>What are you, racist?
>Please, Polish weaponry is better then German weaponry any day of the week!
>Let's say I do invest... What exactly do you get access to?
>...Let's say you became a werewolf... Would that drive prices down?
>Hang on... I think I can sell someone to you.
>...Yeah, I cannot afford that. At all.
>Can I just invest a little less? A lot less?
>Write-In
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>>473374
>>Hang on... I think I can sell someone to you.
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>>473374
>...Yeah, I cannot afford that. At all.
but
>Let's say I do invest... What exactly do you get access to?
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>>473374
>Let's say I do invest... What exactly do you get access to?
Hold off on investments.
>Write in.
What's your policy for buying in bulk?

Let's not sell our line breaking combat Android.
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>>473374
>What, is it because of my clothes?
>Let's say I do invest... What exactly do you get access to?
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"Let's say I do invest. What exactly do you get access to?"

"Ah! With your money I can afford to buy blueprints for German armoured cars, hopefully German planes, more workers and guns per day, and possibly a few more firearms, such as the Kar98, MP-42s, and more then one Machinepistole."

"Ah... Well, I can't afford that."

"Too bad. I assume you want a revolver to go with your... Tracksuit?"

I really should get a better outfit... Too bad they cost so much.

"...Right..."

Actions.

>How much does it cost to buy in bulk?
>...Show me your artillery.
>I want to see your machine guns and assault rifles.
>How many lugers do you have right now?
>I think you'll want to buy someone I found...
>Do you happen to have an interest in swords?
>...Right... Well, bye I suppose.
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>>473412
>How much does it cost to buy in bulk?
>How many lugers do you have right now?
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>>473412
>I want to see your machine guns and assault rifles.
>Do you happen to have an interest in swords?
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"Do you happen to have an interest in swords?"

"Nein. I have an interest in firearms."

"Ah... Well, how much does it cost to buy in bulk?"

"Five percent less."

"Just five percent?"

"Ja."

"Wow... How many lugers do you have right now?"

"About two-hundred."

"...Right. Show me your machine guns and assault rifles."

Treasury: 5k

>MG-42. Cost: 2.5k each.
>STG 42. Cost 2.5k each.
>Luger. Cost 0.7k each.
>Light Mortar. Cost 10k each.
>Light Howitizer. Cost 50k each.
>FG-42. Cost 1.5k each.
>Stick Grenade. Cost 0.5k each.
>Panzerfaust. Cost 7k each.
>Astra 300. Cost 0.5k each.
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>>473466
>MG-42. Cost: 2.5k each.
Get two.
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>>473466

I think we should hold out on buying for now.

We should go and raid convoys for weapons to sell this guy, if we find something extra sweet: haggle the shit out of him for him getting it.

Sound like a plan?
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"I'll have two MG-42s."

"Right... They'll be in your truck as you exit. Anything else?"

Actions.

>...Would you be interested in possible experimental weaponry? I think I found some as loot.
>...Do you do weapon research?
>How would you feel about becoming a government institution?
>Leave. You have no funds.
>Write-In
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>>473513
>...Would you be interested in possible experimental weaponry? I think I found some as loot.
>...Do you do weapon research?
>How would you feel about becoming a government institution?
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>>473513
>...Do you do weapon research?

>>473508
If we start to raid more Russian convoys we should sell the weapons to a different arsenal. I don't think these guys are keen on Russian weapons.
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"Do you do weapon research?"[/b[]

"Nein, I simply don't have the money to do something like that."

"Well... How would you feel about becoming a government institution?"

He thinks it over...

"Nein. I'd rather not have to deal with production quotas or deal with the government."

"Ah. Very well."

You leave the building and head back to the truck. You leave the compound and turn the corner, and go in the back. Ritter is sitting on a bench, with two large crates, with two MG-42s are in it.

Actions.

>Ritter. You alive?
>Ritter, what happens if you absorb firearms?
>...Pry the crates open.
>So, Ritter... How do you feel about fixing a sword?
>Drive home.
>Write-In
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>>473534

Fair point. OP is there any chance Višeslav is willing to buy some..."borrowed" Russian equipment?
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>>473565
>>Ritter, what happens if you absorb firearms?
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>>473565
>Ritter, what happens if you absorb firearms?
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"Ritter, what happens if you absorb firearms?"

It gets up and looks at you.

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FIREARM IS."

"...Just absorb it." You point towards the crates, and he goes over and takes off the covering.

"ARE THESE FIREARMS?"

"Yep."

"LOGICIAL SETTING ADDED: FIREARMS."

He grabs one of the MG-42s, and slowly incorporates it... Roll me a 2d20 for how well he can absorb firearms.
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Rolled 8, 13 = 21 (2d20)

>>473583
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Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d20)

>>473583
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>>473588

GODDAMN IT MAN
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1 and 13

Critical Failure!

Decent Success!

As he absorbs one of the MG-42s, you notice that the gun is twisted around, and his arm twitches and creaks. Small sparks come out, and his arm discards the machine gun, which is twisted and bent.

"ERROR, ORGANIC MATERIAL DETECTED."

"What?"

You pick up the MG-42, and see most specifically, that the leather butt of it hasn't even been touched. The second machine gun hasn't been touched at all.

Actions.

>...Can I override that?
>Maybe you can take off the leather butt?
>Any other errors? You effectively destroyed this gun.
>Can you repair this somehow? I payed money for it...
>Write-In
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>>473637
>Maybe you can take off the leather butt?
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You take the leather butt of the rifle, and hand it to him.

"ERROR DETECTED, ORGANIC MATERIAL RECOGNIZED FROM SIMILAR PATTERN."

"You've got to be kidding me."

"...SORRY?"

"It's fine."

Actions.

>...Just override the damned thing.
>...Great... Well, can you repair this machine gun then?
>It's not similar at all! The butt is missing!
>Just absorb it again Ritter...
>Try to force into him or something.
>Why the hell are you saying Error out loud. It seems a little weird.
>...Looks similar, huh? Maybe you can turn it into a pretzel?
>Let's just go home...
>Write-In
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>>473685
>>Try to force into him or something.
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>>473685
>Try to force into him or something.
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>>473588
>>473599
And it begins.
>>473685
>It's not similar at all! The butt is missing!

>That's the organic component! It's all metal now!
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Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can forcibly override it.
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>473711
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>473711
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16+6=22

Success!

You start forcing the gun into him, and he is forced to absorb it. Eventually it's done, and his helmet's... Eyes? Go black like the night sky, instead of the usual blue. Eventually it shoots back to blue.

"WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE FIREARMS AT?"

Actions.

>Can you do below your arm?
>...How about installed right by the palm of your hands?
>...Pelvis?
>How about chest?
>...Can you put it on your shoulders?
>...Can I upgrade you to have set firing positions?
>Write-In
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>>473732
>>...Can you put it on your shoulders?
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>>473732
>Can you do below your arm?
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>>473732
>...Pelvis?

We can call it the crotch cannon
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>>473732
>Can you do below your arm?

Also, regarding this.
>...Pelvis?
Sigmund Freud would be so proud.
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"Put it below your arm."

He does and suddenly a burst of bullets fire from below his arm. You luckily duck just in time, and you note that he has severe recoil. As in, after a small burst his arm is practically facing upward towards the sky. A few seconds of silence follows.

"...THIS IS COOL."

Actions.

>Hell yeah, it's cool.
>Yeah it is! Now, think about when I add more metal to you, more guns, more explosives, more sharp edges...
>Yep. Now all we need is a melee weapon for you.
>No. I'm way cooler then you.
>...Can we do something about the recoil?
>Write-In
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>>473788
>...Can we do something about the recoil?
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"Can we do something about the recoil?"

"I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER USED A FIREARM BEFORE, BUT MY ARMS ARE DESIGNED FOR SWORDFIGHTING, NOT FIRING RANGED WEAPONRY SUCH AS THIS."

"Like how?"

"MY ARMS ARE ADJUSTED TO RESIST HORIZONTAL PUSHING AND THRUSTING. NOT VERTICAL RECOI-L." You notice that it stammer just a little bit.

Actions.

>...Is there any way you can change that?
>Right. So would you be better off with a melee weapon?
>What was the slight stammer at the end of your sentence?
>Write-In
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>>473823
>What was the slight stammer at the end of your sentence?
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>>473823
>What was the slight stammer at the end of your sentence?
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"Why did you just stammer at the end of your sentence?"

"HUH? POWER MUST BE RUNNING LOW."

"...Power?"

"YES."

"Mind if I ask how you can get more?"

"EITHER THROUGH ELECTRICITY, OIL, OR RESTING SEVENTY-TWO HOURS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT."

"Right. How low are you now?"

"I HAVE TEN HOURS REMAINING BEFORE DEACTIVATION."

"Right... Well, let's get home, shall we?"

You begin to drive home, and eventually park infront of your house. Your neighbor waves towards you, and you see that he's carefully cutting his lawn... Your lawn is overgrown compared to his. Damn him.

"Hey neighbor, have you seen my car anywhere?"

Actions.

>...Nope. Not at all. (Lie)
>Huh? Oh, this guy ate your car. Sorry.
>Do you happen to have any more cars?
>...Ritter, tomorrow I want you to trim this lawn like it has never been trimmed before.
>What, do you need a new one or something?
>Write-In
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>>473855
>...Nope. Not at all. (Lie)
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to lie. Additional +2 if you can give him a good argument on why you wouldn't steal his car.
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>473882
I'm a 10 foot tall werewolf. I couldn't even drive it if I wanted.
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"Well, sorry but no. I'm a ten foot werewolf, why would you ask me?"

"Sorry to bother you then, neighbor! At this rate, I'll have to get a new car!"

He chuckles nervously, and returns to working.

Actions.

>...Erh, sorry that your car keeps getting stolen.
>Just wondering, what do you think of me as a neighbor?
>Something wrong?
>Scum like him don't deserve recognition from you. Just go inside.
>Write-In
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>>473933
>...Erh, sorry that your car keeps getting stolen.
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"Well, sorry that your car keeps getting stolen."

He nods his head and you go back inside.

Where Ivanka is talking to some guy.

"What's going on?"

"Comrade Stojan, this man is here to ask you questions about a few missing pizza delivery men."

"...Ah."

You get up close to him, and see that he's wearing a business suit, along with a briefcase. He's sitting in YOUR armchair... Which you've never sat in, to be honest.

"Mister Kopanski?"

Ivanka is greedily looking over him, and you can see she's be restraining hard to not eat him.

Actions

>You are one brave man to enter a house full of hungry werewolves.
>How can I help you today?
>...Ivanka, just do it. You deserve a reward.
>...You're kind of hungry, to be honest... (Agility)
>He knows too much! Quickly, knock him out! (Strength)
>...Oooh. Infect him, you were planning on spreading the infection further. (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>473960
>>...Ivanka, just do it. You deserve a reward.
Whatcha gonna do, eat me?
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>>473960
Guile?
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>How can I help you today?
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>>473960
>How can I help you today?

See what he has to say then let Ivanka eat him.
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"Right. How can I help you today?"

"Well, I've traced a few witness reports of someone in this household stealing a car, hijacking one of my employee's vehicles by jumping into it and holding him hostage, and about nine others vanishing the same day. The bloodstained floor seems to tell a lot, you know. Along with their skeletons."

You look over in the corner of the room and see said skeletons... Right. You're rather used to them.

"What else do you want?"

"Well, since you've eaten my deliverymen, and I can't find anyone actually willing to be a deliveryman for a while.. I was wondering if you'd want to be one for a little bit, sort of as a PR stunt until the bad press blows over."

Actions.

>...I was expecting you to sue me or something.
>What are you, crazy?
>That depends. Do I get to eat people?
>...That's rather demeaning. For you know, a king of Poland.
>Sure! Do I get the tips?
>...Can I get the family in on this?
>...No, I'm good. Ivanka, eat him.
>Eat him yourself.
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>>474009
>...That's rather demeaning. For you know, a king of Poland.
>...I was expecting you to sue me or something.
>...Can I get the family in on this?
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>>474009
He has definitely already notified his superiors.


>...I was expecting you to sue me or something.
"But blackmail, well now that's a inventive twist."
>>474025
>.. can I get the family in on this?
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>>474009
>...Can I get the family in on this?
>>
>>474009
>>...No, I'm good. Ivanka, eat him.
Pizza delivery? King? Is he nuts?
>>
>>474057
Switching to this
>>
"...I was expecting you to sue me or something."

"If I was going to sue you, I would send other people for my health and safety."

"Right... Well, can I get the family in on this?"

He shrugs his shoulders.

"I don't see why not. Just so long as they don't eat any of the actual customers."

Actions.

>...Well, there might be a problem with my wife then...
>Oh. Well that's no problem at all!
>...Can we eat your competition then?
>Sorry, but no then.
>You know, I think you might just be insane.
>Write-In
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>>474066
>Sorry, but no then.

Ivanka sic em
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>>474076
This
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>>474076
>>474082
It's a terrible idea in so many ways. But let's do it.
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"Sorry but no. Ivanka, get him!"

Roll me a 1d20+1 for Ivanka nomming him.
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Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>474119
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>474119
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>474119
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16+1=17

Great Success!

Without you even saying a word, Ivanka jumps out of her seat, and bites into the man, ripping out his lungs... He says a few final words.

"Y-You'll be hearing... From my... Lawyers..."

Meanwhile, Ivanka is ripping and tearing through the man like a steak... Hmph... Steak. You also see that she's... Changing slightly.

Ivanka has upgraded! Choose two from the following.

>Post-Threshold: Ivanka no longer regards humans with any sort of empathy, and thinks of them only as a food source. Ivanka also gains a +1 to every statistic.
>Large: Ivanka grows in size, becoming about 8'4'. She gets a +2 to Strength, and unlocks more upgrade options thanks to her size.
>Flaying Claws: Upgrade to Barbed Claws. Ivanka's attacks will tend to flay opponents, terrifying nearby enemies, and granting a +1 to Intimidation.
>Very Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism is sped up even more. She loses and gains weight more dramatically.
>Fluffy Tail: +1 Charisma and +1 Agility.
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>>474229
>Large: Ivanka grows in size, becoming about 8'4'. She gets a +2 to Strength, and unlocks more upgrade options thanks to her size.
>Fluffy Tail: +1 Charisma and +1 Agility.
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>>474229
>>Large: Ivanka grows in size, becoming about 8'4'. She gets a +2 to Strength, and unlocks more upgrade options thanks to her size.
>>Flaying Claws: Upgrade to Barbed Claws. Ivanka's attacks will tend to flay opponents, terrifying nearby enemies, and granting a +1 to Intimidation.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Flaying Claws
2=Fluffy Tail.
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>>474229
>Large: Ivanka grows in size, becoming about 8'4'. She gets a +2 to Strength, and unlocks more upgrade options thanks to her size.
>Flaying Claws: Upgrade to Barbed Claws. Ivanka's attacks will tend to flay opponents, terrifying nearby enemies, and granting a +1 to Intimidation.
>>
Our wife is now our second alpha. Beautiful. there will be no questions about who's in charge in our absence.
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>>474287
Beta? I'm not familiar with pack terminology.
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Flaying Claws it is!

You see Ivanka grow as she eats the body of the man, to roughly only two feet smaller then you. Her claws also become extremely sharp, and pointy. To the point where you're fairly sure she can skin people with ease.

"What, is something wrong comrade Stojan?"

Actions.

>...We're going to need a bigger bed soon.
>You got bigger, and therefor more cuddly!
>Your claws can do some weird stuff in bed now. Congratulations.
>...Why don't you try skinning him instead of eating so fast?
>...Ivanka, at this rate you'll be bigger then me.
>...Ivanka, I think we should do something about the skeletons in the room. Literal skeletons.
>Write-In
>>
Didn't realize this was up. Someone mind archiving EDQ, I'm away from my laptop atm and can't.

QuestingQM, you skipped a number again.
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>>474292
>...We're going to need a bigger bed soon.
>You got bigger, and therefor more cuddly!
>>
>>474292
>You got bigger, and therefor more cuddly!
>...Ivanka, I think we should do something about the skeletons in the room. Literal skeletons.
>>
>>474292
>>...We're going to need a bigger bed soon.
>>You got bigger, and therefor more cuddly!
>>...Ivanka, I think we should do something about the skeletons in the room. Literal skeletons.
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>>474299
I was wondering why you weren't alive for a few threads.
RIP me... Too tired from me having good ideas in the middle of the night.

"Well, we're going to need a bigger bed soon... And you've got bigger and therefor more cuddly!"

"Oh. Thank you, comrade."

"...No problem. But I think we should do something about the skeletons in the living room. The you know, bodies of the humans we've eaten."

"Well, I like them."

Actions.

>...Come on, what if we have guests over?
>Why do you like corpses in your living room?
>..Yeah, I kind of like them too.
>Why don't we make things out of them? We've got to use everything after all.
>...Well, maybe we can just dig a hole and bury them or something.
>...Have you tried eating them?
>Write-In
>>
>>474332
>Why don't we make things out of them? We've got to use everything after all.
SPOOKY HOUSE DECOR
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>>474332
>>Why don't we make things out of them? We've got to use everything after all.
TOWER OF SKULLS
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>>474332
>Write-In
Why don't we get a closet for them, our skeleton closet;

"Why yes I do have some skeletons in my closet!"
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>>474343
This or skeleton closet.
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"Well, let's make things out of them! We've got to use everything after all."

"What are we going to make out of them then?"

Actions.

>Oh, that's easy. We'll just try to furnish our house.
>...You know, I think there's a deity looking over us, that desires skulls for a skull throne or something. Why don't we create something for it?
>We need a closet. But the only closet we have is for our clothes... Then again, we only wear one set of clothes.
>...That's easy. Let's create Halloween decor and sell it! With how many humans we eat on a daily basis, we'll be rich!
>Write-In
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>>474332
In the middle of a move and was on vacation so I've been away from my laptop.
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>>474363
>>We need a closet. But the only closet we have is for our clothes... Then again, we only wear one set of clothes.
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>>474363
>>...You know, I think there's a deity looking over us, that desires skulls for a skull throne or something. Why don't we create something for it?
>>...That's easy. Let's create Halloween decor and sell it! With how many humans we eat on a daily basis, we'll be rich!
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>>474393
This.
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>>474363
>We need a closet. But the only closet we have is for our clothes... Then again, we only wear one set of clothes.
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"You know, I think there's a deity looking over us, that desires skulls of a skull throne or something. Why don't we make something for it?"

"...Just saying Stojan, that doesn't seem very catholic of you."

"When did you become religious?"

She shrugs her shoulders.

"Nicolae forced me to learn a little."

Actions.

>We aren't worshiping it or anything. It's just a cool little arts and craft project.
>Good point, it does reek of heresy now that you mention it. (Stojan becomes a little more religious.)
>...Well, it's for good luck, alright?
>...Can we sacrifice then eat humans on it then?
>While we're at it, we might as well.
>...That's an interesting thought. I wonder if gods are real... Besides God.
>Write-In
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>>474403
>...Well, it's for good luck, alright?
>...Can we sacrifice then eat humans on it then?
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>>474403
>>We aren't worshiping it or anything. It's just a cool little arts and craft project.
>...Can we sacrifice then eat humans on it then?
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>>474403
>Good point, it does reek of heresy now that you mention it. (Stojan becomes a little more religious.)

Geez, I wonder what kind of deity would be into skulls...
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>>474417
Seconding. Khorne sjould stay away.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling
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1=Can we sacrifice and eat humans?
2=Heresy!

Shit, forgot to include.
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"Well, it's for good luck. Besides, we aren't going to worship it or anything, it's just a cool little arts and crafts project."

"I wasn't protesting. I was just asking a question."

"Then I got one for you... Why don't we sacrifice and eat humans on it then?"

"That's... Slightly concerning."

"Come on. It'll be fun."

"...Well... I guess."

You give her a hug, and a kiss right on her mouth.

Roll me a 1d20 for bonecrafting
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>>474417
Seconding. What the fuck guys?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>474445
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>474445
>bonecrafting skill
Wew
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>474445
Guess I was too late with my vote. I hope this doesn't become the pretzel thing all over again.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>474445
Well that sucks. We just lost a chance to build on Stojans character. Not that bonecrafting isn't entirely bad but still.
>>
19

You create a *Bone Altar*, which you guess is of superior quality. It menaces with pizzamen's femur bones.

What exactly do you do with the altar?

>God is vengeful, he demands sacrifices, and this will serve him! (Stojan becomes more zealous.)
>...Well, you've always wondered what would happen if you worshiped some strange gods.
>...If anything, that god of blood and skulls sounds pretty cool.
>Nah, this is just something you should sell.
>You know, you kind of want to see what gods exist... Why not dedicate it to a random entity? (Specify)
>Write-In
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>>474477
>Nah, this is just something you should sell.

Just sell it off as a recreation of a pagan altar. This was only Stojan trying to make an art piece.
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>>474477
>>Nah, this is just something you should sell.
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>>474482
This.
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You decide you'll just sell this altar. It'll make a fair bit of money, hopefully.

Stojan has learned the skill Bonecrafting!

Of course, this leaves you a few skeletons left, and you decide to just stuff them into a closet...

With that cleaning done, you go up to Ivanka.

"So, how did you like the altar?"

"It was interesting..."

"Right. Well, I plan on selling it, so don't worry about it. I'm a good catholic, alright?"

"Yeah..." She seems a little disappointed at that. Hard to believe that only two months ago you could only hazard a guess at how she felt through her facial reactions.

Actions.

>Rub her ears, it's alright.
>...Come on, why don't I teach you a little about the bible?
>Why don't we just get some cuddling in? I think we're both exhausted.
>...Just wondering, are you still hungry? I mean, you did just get bigger.
>...You're the best alpha wife I could ever ask for, alright?
>Write-In
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>>474501
>Why don't we just get some cuddling in? I think we're both exhausted.
>...Just wondering, are you still hungry? I mean, you did just get bigger.
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>>474501
>...Come on, why don't I teach you a little about the bible?
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>>474507
Seconding. Also QM, could we convunce our father to allow our bonecrafting if we do bone cathedrals? Those are cool.
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>>474514
...The big problem is HOW you're going to get all those bones. Or how it'll be architecturally stable.

Anyways, waiting ten more minutes.
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>>474514
I think as long as they don't have heretical images or iconography we should be alright unless if he thinks they deserve a more proper burial.
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>>474501
>...Come on, why don't I teach you a little about the bible?
>>474514
Craft begets more craft, I say we stop while we're ahead.
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"Come on, why don't we get some cuddling in? I think we're both exhausted."

The two of you head to bed, and begin cuddling up against each other. The bed creeks under both of your combined weights, no doubt teetering on the edge of breaking. It's rather nice to have someone of a somewhat similar height be near you.

"...We haven't cuddled for a while, comrade."

"...I've been busy with our family."

"I know."

"...Just wondering, are you still hungry?"

"Yes! Erh, not to be brash, comrade."

"It's fine, I'm also hungry a lot."

"Same, comrade."

"...Just wondering, what's your favorite part of the human body to eat?"

"That's easy, comrade. You start with the ears, the move onto the hands."

"Ah. Well, usually I go head first, then limbs second."

"Da, comrade. That works too."

You decide that you'll teach her a little more about the bible... But first, you're kind of hungry.

Actions.

>...If you want, you can just go next door and eat the neighbors.
>...I can get you some food, if you want.
>...How many humans do you want, actually?
>How come the two of us are so hungry all the time?
>...Just teach her about the bible.
>Write-In
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>>474517
Conscripts gonna die either way
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>>474554
I have to imagine considering that the universes of EDQ and NEQ are connected that Khorne has to stay with Ren, and remember the shit about recharging in EDQ? If anything, I'd like to do bonecrafting as secular as possible to keep the wife and dad happy.
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>>474557
>...If you want, you can just go next door and eat the neighbors.
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>>474557
>...If you want, you can just go next door and eat the neighbors.
>...How many humans do you want, actually?
Time to get his pool! Wooooohooo
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>>474557
Did we give her the serum?
>...I can get you some food, if you want.
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>>474570
Yep. You did.
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>>474568
>>474566
I thought anons were going friendly rivalry not massacre. I don't know if I feel comfortable just eating civilians left and right, especially kids.
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>>474557
>...If you want, you can just go next door and eat the neighbors.

>>474572
If it makes you feel any better our neighbors surname is Dinkleberg. Now let's get that pool we've always wanted!
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>>474577
Not really. Since we gave Ivanka the serum why don't we steal our neighbor's barbecue and use that?
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"Just go next door and eat the neighbors, alright?"

"...Now that you mention it, they did smell tasty... I'll be right back."

A few minutes go by. Then eventually you hear the front door open, and a blood-covered Ivanka goes into bed. You note that her stomach has something squirming in it.

"So, you ate them all?"

"Yeah... Tasted good, swallowed the kids whole, that sort of thing. Oh, and I think there was a baby. Couldn't tell, really."

"...You swallowed the kids and a baby?"

"Of course I did. Why wouldn't I?"

Actions.

>...I feel a little sick now. Excuse me. (Stojan becomes more moralistic.)
>Oh, how did they taste?
>...If I was you, I'd start praying for God's forgiveness. (Stojan becomes more religious.)
>...Puke the kids out. Right now. (Stojan becomes more moralistic.)
>...Did you eat the father?
>That's my wife... At this rate, we'll get the entire neighborhood!
>...So, are you full now?
>Well, why don't we read the bible together?
>Write-In
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>>474627
>...Puke the kids out. Right now. (Stojan becomes more moralistic.)
>...Did you eat the father?
Ivanka way edgier than us it seems
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>...I feel a little sick now. Excuse me. (Stojan becomes more moralistic.)
Have her throw the kids up. In this orded, for sympathy vomiting.
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>>474627
>...I feel a little sick now. Excuse me. (Stojan becomes more moralistic.)

Eh. Remnants of humanity and all that lovely jazz?
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>>474627
>...I feel a little sick now. Excuse me. (Stojan becomes more moralistic.)
>...Did you eat the father?

At least we still got the pool. Another glorious victory against the humanarchy.
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>>474627
>...If I was you, I'd start praying for God's forgiveness. (Stojan becomes more religious.)
>Well, why don't we read the bible together?
>>
>>474650
More like

At least we still got the pool. Another glorious victory against those better off than us.
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"...Goddamn... I'm a little sick now... Excuse me."

You burp, and feel some acid nearly go up your throat.

"Did you at least get the father?"

"Father? Oh... Right. I think I read a note that he was getting a car or something."

"...Damn it... I want you to puke out the kids, now."

"Why?"

"...You just ate children!"

"So? I don't see a problem with that."

"Why?!"

"Well, they tasted good. Besides, they were just some humans."

Actions.

>...Puke them out. I demand it.
>Please? Come on, we were human once.
>...Fine, I guess.
>...I'll make sure to pray for you tomorrow. (Stojan becomes more religious.)
>Just wondering, did they taste good at all?
>I want you to find their father and eat him, got it?
>Write-In
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>>474665
>...Puke them out. I demand it.
>I want you to find their father and eat him, got it?
Literally the one guy we wanted eaten wasn't there
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>>474665
>>Please? Come on, we were human once
Be nice to the wife
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>>474665
>...Puke them out. I demand it.

Who did Ivanka eat? There's one baby and at least two children. If you're going to commit complied at least do it right and get the people who actually matter.
>>
>>474682
homicide*
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>>474665
>Please? Come on, we were human once.
You can have the father though
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"Puke them out, I demand it!"

"Demand it? When did you become moralistic?"

"When you started to eat children and a baby!"

"So? I don't really care, and neither should you. They're just humans, Stojan."

"...Ivanka, please."

"Stojan, why are you making this a big deal? You and I hardly knew them."

"...Are they still alive?"

"No, of course not. I chewed the kids up, you know."

Actions.

>...Come on, please?
>...I'm just going to sleep now.
>Stop resisting me, and puke them out right now!
>...Ivanka, never eat children again, got it?
>If you want to cuddle with me tonight, you'll find that human father and eat HIM. No one else.
>Write-In
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>>474713
>If you want to cuddle with me tonight, you'll find that human father and eat HIM. No one else.
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>>474713
>If you want to cuddle with me tonight, you'll find that human father and eat HIM. No one else.
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>>474713

>If you want to cuddle with me tonight, you'll find that human father and eat HIM. No one else.
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>>474713
>did you leave a mess?

If yes.

>I'm going after the father.

And if no.

>...I'm just going to sleep now.
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>>474716
>>474718
>>474724
Since when did stojan change genders and start withholding cuddles and screws?
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"If you want to cuddle with me tonight, you'll find that human father and eat HIM. No one else."

She sighs.

"Fine. I guess I will."

She gets out of bed...

You are Sebestian, and you've just recently borrowed a friend's car to get a new one. Strange how it vanished over night, but you can always get a new one, right?
Right?
Well, either way, that loan shark won't pay himself... Who knows what he'll do to your family if you fail to pay on time... And you don't even have the money ready yet... You've always made it a life choice to be punctual.

Well, hopefully some apologies will make up for it, you think as you drive home. You can't help but feel you're being followed. But that's silly, you're just an engineer in a electric plant. Who would follow you? It's nearly nine at night!

Actions.

>...It must be that loanshark, probably looking for his money, no doubt.
>...The neighbors have been acting odd recently. Not to mention they're werewolves.
>It could be that woman next door, probably trying to take your car again for a joy ride.
>No, you're just being paranoid.
>Write-In
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>>474751
>No, you're just being paranoid.
You're really trying to make us feel for our neighbor here QM
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>>474751
>No, you're just being paranoid.
W-what could go wrong guys
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>>474751
>No, you're just being paranoid.

I'm sure those werewolves next door are good people.
>>
>>474751
>...It must be that loanshark, probably looking for his money, no doubt.
well, when your evil, you cant have a conscience. and this must be how our QM sorts out whos a edgelord and who's a REAL 'edgelord'*

*as in a lord who kills people with edged weapons.

oh I cant wait to see the abject horror on this ones face.
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No, you're just being paranoid. Who would be after you?

You confidently drive down the road, until you come to a light. Being a law-abiding citizen of Poland, you stop at the light, and tap your fingers against the car's door. You can't help but notice that every time you tap your fingers, you hear a sound. Like a dog's paws on pavement.

Actions.

>...That must just be your imagination, right?
>...Turn around, maybe there's someone following you.
>...Huh, must be a beggar or something coming over to ask for money. Probably a werewolf, from the sound of it. Roll down the window and get out your wallet.
>...No, you've seen enough horror movies with your wife and kids to know where this is going. Step on the pedal.
>Write-In
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>>474820
>...Huh, must be a beggar or something coming over to ask for money. Probably a werewolf, from the sound of it. Roll down the window and get out your wallet.
>>
>>474820
>...That must just be your imagination, right?

It was probably just a stray dog or werewolf.
>>
>>474820
>...That must just be your imagination, right?
>>
>>474820
>...Huh, must be a beggar or something coming over to ask for money. Probably a werewolf, from the sound of it. Roll down the window and get out your wallet.
Law abiding citizens of Poland are generous too
>>
That's probably just your imagination. You have half a mind to lower the window, but at this hour it's probably a thug or something. Eventually the light turns green and you begin to drive down the road. You can't help but think of the next door neighbors. It was nice meeting them, even if they were a bit... Strange. Past their fur, they're probably nice people. Hell, you should probably invite them to the neighborhood cook out. Too bad everytime you ever looked over that fence, you've seen their man of the house staring straight at you, like some sort of wolf hunting a deer or something. It's always creeped you out. He's probably jealous of your hedges, you've always kept them up to standard.

Eventually, you see your home up ahead. Something feels off however... And you swear you see something rush past you into a bush next to your driveway.
Something is telling you that the open door and smashed windows means something is very, very wrong.

Actions.

>...What's going on in there? Get out of the car.
>...Thank God that King Stojan authorized civilians to use any and all weaponry. Draw your revolver on your personal. You might of never used it, but if there's a burglar, it pays to have protection.
>...What the hell was that thing in the bush? Watch it from the car...
>...Nope out of here. No way.
>...Maybe you can call the police?
>You should go next door for help. Werewolves are good at fighting, aren't they?
>Write-In
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>>474869
>...What's going on in there? Get out of the car.
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>>474869
>...What's going on in there? Get out of the car.

I know the king of Poland himself! We're good friends and he'll be pissed if something happens to me.
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>>474869
>...Thank God that King Stojan authorized civilians to use any and all weaponry. Draw your revolver on your personal. You might of never used it, but if there's a burglar, it pays to have protection

the text already tells us were a stupid neighbor, but nobody is this stupid.
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You get out of the car to investigate... You see glowing eyes emerge from the bush. Why a-

Suddenly, a large werewolf towers in front of you, and roars.

"...Hello there!"

It seems somewhat confused.

"Comrade, aren't you supposed to be screaming, running, or fighting?"

Actions.

>You must be from the neighbor's residence, pleased to meet you! Put your hand forward in a handshake!
>Little do you know, burglar, is that I carry state of the art protection! Draw your revolver!
>...Why did it say that? Wait... Is it trying to kill you or something?
>I promise I'll pay my money on time, alright?
>...Quickly, look over there, it's a... Cat?
>Write-In
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>>474930
>I promise I'll pay my money on time, alright?
*sigh* dumbass neighbor.
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>>474943
Don't forget to press F to pay respects to neighbor, who's not genre-aware.
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>>474930
>I promise I'll pay my money on time, alright?
F
>>
"Listen, I-"

However that is, bites down straight on where you are!

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can dodge!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>474973
mine! CURSE!!!!!!!!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>474973
Watch this nat 1
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>474973
NO DEATH
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>>474980
F
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>>474980
Good job I guess?
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Oh shit!

By the time her jaws come down, you've tried to jump into the car, but she comes crashing down on your leg, and the pain is disorienting! Which is however, keeping you from fleeing. She starts to press down on it, no doubt trying to severe your leg off!

Actions.

>Try to break her grab!
>Go for the revolver!
>...You'll have to sacrifice your leg if you want to live! Let her rip it off and get back into the car!
>Try to shout for help!
>Try to reach for the gas pedal!
>Stop! I have a family!
>Write-In
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>>475006
>Stop! I have a family!
Let me see my kids one last time!
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>>475006
>Go for the revolver!
heh, I'm definitely going to start a case study on my rolls and effect on 4chan dice.
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>>475006
>Stop! I have a family!
Isn't like they aren't currently in her stomach or anything
>>
"S-Stop! I HAVE A FAMI-AGGHGH!"

Your leg is violently ripped off, propelling you into your car! You can see whoever it is, swallow your leg whole! Your entire leg, whole!

You attempt to start the car, but it grabs on the car door and tries to force it open! How can it do that?

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can avoid the classic horror trope of your car failing to start or forgetting your keys or something.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>475046
Watch me ruin it
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>475046
*yawn*
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>475046
Check this crit
>>
huh, now I have a few ideas for experiments. eeenteresting.
>>
18

Good Success!

Your car starts up, but she's already ripped off the car door, but luckily you speed away... Until you hear a thud and look above, and see... Claws sticking through the roof?

Actions

>Swerve! Swerve!!
>Just keep driving, it's fine... Right?
>Try to crash into something... Anything!
>Get out your revolver and fire up there!
>Yell for whoever it is to get down!
>Yell that you don't like your leg getting eaten!
>Write-In
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>>475074
>Yell that you don't like your leg getting eaten!
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>>475074
>Swerve! Swerve!!
>>
>>475074
>Yell that you don't like your leg getting eaten!
>>
>Swerve! Swerve!!
>>
"WHY DID YOU EAT MY LEG?!?"

You hear a muffled yell, and the roof of your car is ripped off, with a mouth trying to bite straight at you!

Roll me a 1d20 to avoid getting head nommed. -2 for last words or quotes.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>475102
Dicks out for Harambe
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>475102
I don't want him to die QM. The edgefags, why?!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>475102
I was just on my way to pay the loan shark.
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>>475119
Letting him live after eating his wife and children is crueler
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>>475129
That begs the question, why eat his wife and kids?!
>>
18-2=16

Great Success!

You head a clean haircut, and feel their teeth graze your scalp. That was a close one!

Then, while you swerve you crash into a house, sending you flying out of the vehicle into the second story room!
You have a headache, and have shards of glass in your face... Not to mention you have a missing leg, and a terrified man in this room.

"Who are you?"

"I'm uh... Sebastian."

"Oh, right. I think I've heard of y-"

You hear a scream from below, and a roar. You quickly hear footsteps going up the staircase... Big footsteps.

Actions.

>Jump back through the window!
>...Hide under the terrified guy's bed!
>Quickly, hide under the desk!
>...Draw your revolver, and pray!
>Turn off the lights, maybe that will help you!
>Write-In
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>>475135
I don't think any of us knew that he had kids or a baby at the time. Blame QM. He's the real cancer killing NEQ.
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>>475136
>Turn off the lights, maybe that will help you!
It's not like this werewolf has night vision or something.
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>>475149
We met his entire goddamn family IIRC m8. Anons just felt like doing it for the lulz.
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>>475136
>Turn off the lights, maybe that will help you!
>>
You go over and turn of the light. The man in the room goes and grabs what seems to be a shotgun, and aims it at the door, giving you a chance to hide! The footsteps have stopped directly in front of your door, though.

Actions.

>Hide under his bed!
>...Maybe you should hide under his desk?
>You might not be able to stand, but that won't stop you from helping! Draw your revolver!
>...Maybe you should hide right behind a book case?
>Write-In
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>>475198
>You might not be able to stand, but that won't stop you from helping! Draw your revolver!
He's Polish, not a faggot.
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>>475198
>Write-In
Bleed out through your severe lower body wound? I mean he isn't a dolly, you can't just detach a leg then run around town.
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>>475198
>You might not be able to stand, but that won't stop you from helping! Draw your revolver!
>>
You draw your revolver and aim it carefully at the door... You feel woozy, and the adrenaline has begun to wear off... Then, you see the door open, and see the werewolf from earlier rush through it, grabbing the man with a shotgun and wrestling for it!

Roll me a 1d20 to take the shot!
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>>475175
This. If anons cared to check the archive, they'd know that the neighbors aren't assholes.
>Draw revolver and reveal your inner Commissar.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>475244
360 no scope!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>475244
ITT we kill our wife while playing as our neighbor
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>475244
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>475244
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>475244
We just wanted the pool for free!/spoiler]
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>>475256
Ahaha, we an hero to not let the monster have the satisfaction
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>>475256
Can we just give the poor man a chance?
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>>475256
Probably shot himself while spilling spaghetti all over. RIP
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>>475256
>>475271
Does shotgun guy pick up the tab?
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>>475256
oh, and I just get back and think I have to curse a roll. good job anon. you make me proud.
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>>475271
>>475256
Did the madman just kill Ivanka and then himself?
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>>475284
1=critfail here. so I guess not. he just died horribly.
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>>475291
20s count too.
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>>475291
Nah, QM takes crit fails and crit successes.

>>475249
>Anon sticking up for me
Thanks, let's try not to get crucified by the rest of the anons
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I thought ones override twenties?
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Critical Successful Failure?!

You aim down your revolver, and fire a shot straight into her neck. She however, decapitates the shotgun guy and throws his corpse at you, before falling to the ground, clutching at her throat.

You're barely staying awake, and you've just shot someone... Even if she was trying to kill you... And probably killed a few people to do so... You've probably got a few minutes to stay awake. Or seconds.

Actions.

>...Try to go over to help this person... Even if she tried to kill you.
>...Just pass out... You're too weak to move.
>...Fire another shot straight into her head...
>Write-In
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>>475305
>...Just pass out... You're too weak to move.
ripped out leg, car chase, it seems reasonable.
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>>475305
>...Fire another shot straight into her head...
Fuck it.
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>>475305
Help her
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>>475305
>...Fire another shot straight into her head...
>>
>>475305
>...Fire another shot straight into her head...
Is this the first character death?
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>>475305
>...Just pass out... You're too weak to move.
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>>475314
>>475320
JESUS CHRIST ANONS
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>>475305
>...Just pass out... You're too weak to move.
I'm not sure you can wank around with your leg missing and probably still bleeding
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seems like some of you want to kill Ivanka. very eenteresting. I wonder what the mentality is behind that?
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>>475305
Pass out.

QM, this is actually irritating that anons are going full edge.
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>>475331
Satan Anti, find Freud and stop the edgelord madness!

>>475333
Honestly, I wasn't expecting anyone to want to kill Ivanka.
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>>475333
Now I'm mostly edge but there's no way I'd kill the waifu
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>>475338
It just seems that since thread 5 or 6 Anons have gone from eat human soldiers, maybe an occasional civilian, to fuck everything we need to worship Khorne and kill our wife.

I'm voting to pass out but I'd like to think that if our neighbor could he would help Ivanka as that's what his king would want. Just to make the Polish ubersmench all that much shining compared to Stojan.
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>>475343
I respect that man. You read the quest and make a decision based on what these characters would normally do in your opinion. I have a problem with the anons who destroy the story in search of edginess, not you.
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>>475338
sure, let me get a time machine. oh wait. there isn't one. my powers are dice related and very unreliable at that.

and I unfortunately don't know an actual psychologist.

your going to either have to figures something clever out or initiate GM fiat. otherwise, you could always make me roll for good aim, but that may or may not work depending on if my newly discovered bullshit is a once a day kind of thing.

lastly. it seems theres a fifty fifty split for pass out
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

So, rolling.

1=Shoot Ivanka.
2=Pass out

May the dice restore sanity. If it is shoot Ivanka, I want a good damned explanation beyond "lol character death."
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You nearly grab your revolver to fire... But you pass out, and begin to bleed out on the floor...

You are Stojan, and you've just watched the next door neighbor get chased by Ivanka, crash into a building, and for Ivanka to rampage through it, killing a few people. Maybe you should restore sanity.

Actions.

>Nah, they're probably fine.
>You should go up there and stop Ivanka from killing more civilians.
>Rush up there, hopefully Ivanka's alright.
>Eh, you kind of are hungry... Might want to eat someone.
>Write-In
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>>475357
>>475338
>asking Anti when the other constant reader edgefag is the psychology student.

What I'm hoping is that anons are voting to kill Ivanka as they are IC as the neighbor.

...what I actually think it is is that anons want to see how far they can push the limit. As a writefag as well, it will be pretty interesting as to how you handle this development, but as a reader it was cool to see you take it as changes to their personality. Thanks for writing this in the first place QuestingQM.
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>>475360
The reason I voted to kill Ivanka was because anons decided to kill the neighbors despite all the shit we put them through. I just got sick of the whole "lol werewolves eat everyone" shit, and wanted to see at least one character stand up against an obviously murderous werewolf.
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>>475371
>Nah, they're probably fine.
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>>475371
>Nah, they're probably fine.
No one can hurt Ivanka, she just upgraded!
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>You should go up there and stop Ivanka from killing more civilians.
>Rush up there, hopefully Ivanka's alright.
>Eh, you kind of are hungry... Might want to eat someone.
the many faces of stojan
>>475360
though you walk through the valley of the shadow of the lord, you should fear no edge, for I am with you.
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>>475371
>Rush up there, hopefully Ivanka's alright

We just leveled her up. We can't lose her now.
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>>475372
>>475371
>>You should go up there and stop Ivanka from killing more civilians.
I meant constant namefag not edgefag whoops
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>>475378
Sure!
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>>475376
Wow, that was a much different take than I was expecting. Where you hoping to see character development in Stojan due to this?
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>>475392

Honestly, here's what I probably would of done for character development.

Neighbor shoots Ivanka ded.
Stojan gets three general paths
1: Oh shit, maybe we aren't ubermensch after all (ANTI-EDGE)
2:I should probably stop trying to fucking eat people when I can just eat regular food. (NORMAL)
3: Fucking humans are pieces of shit, might as well kill/eat them all for killing waifu (EDGY)

Knowing anons, they'd probably try to go full genocide or worse.
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>>475392
Yeah, I was hoping "Stojan" would realize that we can't just throw werewolves at problems to fix them all the time.
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>>475402
Allow me to correct myself.
I want "Stojan" to realize that we can't throw werewolves at innocent civilians and expect them to just roll over and die.
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>>475399
That's fascinating. I would have loved 1 as a reader, watching a character go through major damage to their psyche is quite interesting. Stojan in an existential despair, traveling the globe with Pel the daughteru trying to find reason to existence would have been fun.
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You hesitate... Ivanka's probably fine... But still, you should stop her from killing civilians. And maybe to make sure she's alright.

You rush up the stairs, and see Ivanka, in a pool of her own blood, and the next door neighbor, below a decapitated man. Ivanka seems to be gasping for air, while the neighbor seems to be bleeding out.

Actions.

>Try to save Ivanka! (Intelligence, HARD)
>Try to save the neighbor! (Intelligence, HARD)
>Try to save them both! (Intelligence, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>475399
I probably would've picked the 3rd option then try to mellow out once we killed the people responsible and a lot of other humans. Although if Ivanka died at least that would mean we don't have to deal with her communism anymore.
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>>475399
>>475402
well, his wife is pretty beat now. so maybe he will have an attitude adjustment.

>>475413
we have Nazi's to fight.
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>>475414
>Try to save Ivanka! (Intelligence, HARD)
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>>475414
>Try to save Ivanka! (Intelligence, HARD)
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>>475414
>Try to save Ivanka! (Intelligence, HARD)
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>>475414
>>Try to save the neighbor! (Intelligence, HARD)
She just got upgraded she's probably fine.
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>>475414
>Try to save Ivanka! (Intelligence, HARD)
fuck the neighbor that's your wife.
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Roll me a 1d20+1 to save Ivanka!
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>>475414
>Try to save them both! (Intelligence, VERY HARD)
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>>475421
>>475423
Intwresting that you two said Ivanka and the civs were fine but now want to save her....

Could I inquire to your reasoning?
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>>475427
roll one at a time and look before you post. minimize the chance of bad luck.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475427
Some duct tape will do the trick?
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Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475427
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475427
Hoping for a nat 1 honestly.
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>>475437
stop rolling.
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475427
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

I want to roll but if I do I feel like Ivanka will die.
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>>475454
Wish granted!
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>>475454
Kek nice 1d1
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>>475454
Who could be behind that 1d1?
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>>475454
your obviously a troll.
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19+1=20

Success!

You barely stop Ivanka from choking to death on her own blood... She's pretty beat.

You look over to the neighbor... You have a few reactions to what the hell just happened.

Actions.

>...He just shot Ivanka? And he nearly killed her in a single shot... Jesus. Maybe you should calm down a little with the whole werewolf ubermensch thing. (Stojan becomes a little less predatory.)
>This bastard is going to pay for hurting your beloved! (Stojan becomes even more wrothful)
>...Thank Jesus that Ivanka's alright. (Stojan becomes more religious)
>...Pet her, thank God she's alright and not dead... (Stojan becomes more caring.)
>...How dare a human hurt your beloved! Any human who dares even question you will pay the ultimate price! (Stojan becomes racist against humans.)
>What the fuck have we become? We're basically just monsters killing people... When we have the means and methods not to. (Stojan becomes repentant.)
>No time for emotions, rush over and try to fix him up! (Intelligence, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>475466
>No time for emotions, rush over and try to fix him up! (Intelligence, VERY HARD)
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>>475466
>...How dare a human hurt your beloved! Any human who dares even question you will pay the ultimate price! (Stojan becomes racist against humans.)
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>>475466
>...Thank Jesus that Ivanka's alright. (Stojan becomes more religious)
>...Pet her, thank God she's alright and not dead... (Stojan becomes more caring.)

I'm surprised we haven't had kids with Ivanka yet.
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>>475470
This.
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>>475466
>>...He just shot Ivanka? And he nearly killed her in a single shot... Jesus. Maybe you should calm down a little with the whole werewolf ubermensch thing. (Stojan becomes a little less predatory.)
you edgelords get to keep being edgy just not suicidal edgy, moralist get stojan to be a little more reasonable. everyone wins!
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I don't want to let him die, he's a legitimately good guy who doesn't deserve this.
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>>475470
>>475475
we can fix him but please break this four way tie.
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>>475485
First we made metal gear now it's time for Punished Neighbor
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>>475466
>...Pet her, thank God she's alright and not dead... (Stojan becomes more caring.)
>...How dare a human hurt your beloved! Any human who dares even question you will pay the ultimate price! (Stojan becomes racist against humans.)
This fucking humanocracy needs to end now
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>>475470
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Going to wait ten more minutes anons.
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Roll me a 1d20+1
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475508
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>>475372
you will be asked for something when you prove your divinity over the dice.

>>475494
cant we please learn something and stop trying to kill all humans?

>>475473
ill change vote to this if it prevents a kill a humans stojan.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

honestly, we need to keep this under wraps. CURSE!
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475508
>>475519
My divinity? I rarely get nat 1s unless using 1d100s
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475508
Watch this 1
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475508
Don't die on me now, damn it!
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Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>475508
I don't even know what this is for since I lost track
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shit, must be a three roll cursing limit.
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>>475538
It's all a part of becoming Punished Neighbor I tell ya.

I participate in a civ thread, hence the name, and I lost an arm and a leg, discovered magic metal, and proceeded to meme my way into Punished Finn. That's why I shitposted about MGS and our new robot companion so much last thread.
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5+1=6

Great Failure!

You try to patch him up, but the blood loss is simply way too severe. He bleeds to death in your arms, his last words being "Where's... My family?"

You put him on the ground, and start considering if actually killing him and his family was a smart or actually good thing to do.

Actions.

>...It was a good idea at the time. Enough said.
>...He was a law-abiding citizen. Why did you kill him over just a pool... You aren't somesort of greedy kid or something. (Stojan becomes more mature)
>He had it coming... He was a human after all. (Stojan becomes racist towards humans.)
>...You can't help it. It's just your nature to do things like this.
>...Why in God's name are you such a monster, yet you claim you're above such things... This must stop. (Stojan becomes less... Well, monstrous.)
>Just throw him to ground and go back to taking care of your wife.
>Write-In for other reactions.
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>>475552
>...Why in God's name are you such a monster, yet you claim you're above such things... This must stop. (Stojan becomes less... Well, monstrous.)

I feel irredeemable. QuestingQM, your writing's damn good to move me this much.
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>>475554
This. Won't stop other anons, though.
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>>475552
>He had it coming... He was a human after all. (Stojan becomes racist towards humans.)
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>>475552
>...Why in God's name are you such a monster, yet you claim you're above such things... This must stop. (Stojan becomes less... Well, monstrous.)
or
>...He was a law-abiding citizen. Why did you kill him over just a pool... You aren't somesort of greedy kid or something. (Stojan becomes more mature)

ok, your welcome QM (as If I did anything besides fuck the dice somehow.) now lets see a wave of sanity.
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>>475552
>...It was a good idea at the time. Enough said.
>Just throw him to ground and go back to taking care of your wife.

Wow and to think that this all happened because I mentioned the idea that we should take our neighbors pool like 3 threads ago.
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>>473175
dont mind me, im new to /qst/
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>>475552
>He had it coming... He was a human after all. (Stojan becomes racist towards humans.)
>Just throw him to ground and go back to taking care of your wife.
Fuck it if you almost had your wife killed you'll be fucking pissed no matter the circumstances
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>>475561
Why did you pick this? Did you not learn anything from this sequence of events?
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>>475560
Does it ever? I feel responsible as I was one of the key memers when it cam to the racism memes in the early threads. I honestly do feel kinda shitty it led to this. Sorry QM.
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>>475568
Switching to this.

Also I regret nothing about saying we should take our neighbors pool.
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>>475562
This
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>>475566
Fuck you. You led to this as much as anything. For what? It's not like becoming a werewolf made us childlike. We killed infants because we wanted a damn pool. Now our wife is half dead, and we could give a shit about what we've done.
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You think deeply... Maybe if you weren't... Well, a monster, that other people wouldn't treat you like one... One can only imagine people's reaction tomorrow, when they've heard of what happened...

You drop his body slowly to the floor, and say a few prayers. Then, you head over to Ivanka, and begin to drag her home...

You put her in the bed, and Kutyvoka works all night on her... Eventually you wake up in the morning, still stressed out over last night's events. Ivanka is still next to your bed, Kutyvoka still working.

"...Is she going to make it?"

"Maybe. Maybe not. It's hard to tell."

"Why?"

"She got shot in the neck, it's going to be hard to see if she'll survive or not.

You nod your head and give Ivanka a kiss, and get up... You hear a knock on the door not too long after getting some breakfast. Human breakfast... You're too saddled with guilt to actually even think about eating a human.

Actions.

>...Get the door.
>Yell for whoever it is to just leave.
>No... You'd rather just sit down and think.
>Write-In
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>>475591
That pool was too good to pass up. If anything I helped save this quest by causing this entire situation. If it wasn't for it would've just been a snore fest full of lurkers. You and others have me to thank for your fun for the night.
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>>475599
For all we know it could be a kebab
>...Get the door.
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>>475591
Hare. chill or I shall curse your rolls for the next three months.
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>>475599
>...Get the door.
>>475591
Honestly getting angry someone did a choice you didn't like on a Taiwanese Basket Weaving Forum.
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>>475599
>...Get the door.
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>>475599
>...Get the door.

Ivanka should be alright. The bullet would've just passed through he throat.
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>>475615
Chilled now. Just needed mor Johnny Waker. Anti, you're a chill dude. How did you discover this quest?
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You get up and go over to the door. In front of you is your father, Nicolae.

"Son. I haven't seen you for a while down at the town hall."

"...I've been busy."

"You seem absolutely miserable."

"...I am."

"Well, Stojan. I've also heard about your wife going on a rampage in a house, killing a few people, and eating an entire family. Apparently your next door neighbors."

It got out that fast?

"...Oh man."

"Yeah... Now half of the people want to crucify your wife and I wouldn't blame them."

"What, why?"

"...She violated the law. The people want justice, damn it."

"They're demanding a trial?"

"Yes, led by quite a few other political leaders."

"She's still unconscious. She can't even move!"

"If people find out where you live, it won't be long until death threats, bombs, or worse get mailed to you. You need to do something regardless."

Actions

>...I'll let the judicial system do their job and take Ivanka to trial.
>So? She's my wife, I won't let anyone prosecute her!
>If anything, I should be the one headed to trial...
>Write-In
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>>475628
thick fur plus thick muscle equals a good amount off bullet slowing, add in the rippling effect and no, its not going to be alright. its going to suck for a while.

>>475632
I got bored and started clicking through quest while waiting on the QM of Left Beyond. quest is going to run slow due to reality ensuing.
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>>475648
>So? She's my wife, I won't let anyone prosecute her!
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>>475648
>>475649
Cool. Any other quests you read regularly?
>If anything, I should be the one headed to trial...
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>>475648
>Write-In
heh heh heh. its time to fake a death.
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>>475648
tell him we will set up a trial if she wakes up. in the mean time were going to have to find our Nazi scientist to help us make a meat puppet as the false cadaver. then we just have to help Ivanka find a new style.
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>>475648
>So? She's my wife, I won't let anyone prosecute her!
You ain't taking my wife fucking terrorists
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>>475661
This. It'll be fun
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>>475661
Sure, let's avoid a majority of the consequences we brought upon ourselves with a dice roll.
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"I'll set up a trial if she wakes up, alright?"

"Stojan, the people are demanding justice now. There is a full-fledged mob outside of city hall, and let me say that it's a little too dangerous to stay here."

"...What?"

"Take a vacation for a while, while things cool down and I sort things out."

"Where the hell am I supposed to take a vacation to?"

"I don't know, but right now the country has been single-handily nearly sparked into civil war because of this one scandal."

"So, flee the country?"

"...For now, I suppose. We simply just don't have enough loyalists."

Actions.

>...I won't flee the country just because some people want mob justice! Besides, I have a plan.
>...But where will we go?
>What? How dare they oppose my rule... Send in the army.
>How is it that bad already?!
>Write-In
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>>475658
hmmn, well, Samsara quest, it seems interesting the way the QM handles it diceless. other wise I just hop quest to quest. ive been looking at Gene/Cosmic's current quest. seems nice, a little to animu for me personally but its rather entertaining.

also planning on starting my own quest soon, got two ideas. something based on planetside, where your a soldier for one of the three factions. or something in a setting populated by furrys, kitsune, and other undesirables where hairless ape-men have been rumored to arrive and start killing people, which cant be real right! right!(in this one the MC is murdered at the end for HFY)
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>>475691
Anon are you now in this for the absurdity?

If so, interesting. Had a running bet on with a friend whether or not humans trend towards seeing absurdity in things they have little to no control over. I win 10 euro, so woo for me
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>>475700
>What? How dare they oppose my rule... Send in the army.
A king does not flee!
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>>475700
>What? How dare they oppose my rule... Send in the army.
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>>475700
Fine, I'll do it. Let me grab Pelevanka and the family (pet + Daci as she might be in trouble as well) and we'll hot air ballooning over the Mediterranean.
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>>475700
>Sure. There's a cozy castle not too far away that I can stay at. It'll be fun for the whole family.
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>>475701
I'll be starting a quest once I've settled down post move as well.

Also, cool to see a Samsara reader. What do you think of the girl who betrayed us?
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>>475700
we have russians to fight.

>How is it that bad already?!
find out if there is a coup. and who's planning it

>Write-In
fleeing the country doesn't work. we will go to the most heavily armed and armored building in the country.
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>>475716
good idea, we can use that castle in this>>475724
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>>475701
Sounds kind of interesting. I kind of keep having midnight quest ideas, and I've got another thing I really love (but I'll get shit on for, and I'm not particularly sure if it's already been done before) and I think is the most worked upon quest I've put effort into for the past year, but on one hand I feel like if I do THREE quests, I'll probably lose some people due to "you're doing too much stuff", and things like that.
Sorry for the little QM rant. Just wanted to voice that.

The Planetside idea sounds pretty cool, but for me, sounds a little degenerate.
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>>475720
she's a potential problem, best to keep an eye on her.

also can I get some votes for this?

>planetside 2 style one-shot quest.
or
>Beware the humans one-shot quest ((all about killing those damn animal people))
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"Well, fine. I know a cozy castle not too far away, just make sure everything's alright by the time I come back, alright?"

"You got it."

"Come on everyone, pack your bags, we're going on vacation!"

"Are we taking Ritter and Ivanka?"

Actions.

>Of course we are, Ritter is family!
>Of course we are, Ivanka's my wife!
>Both are coming!
>Ivanka and Ritter will stay behind.
>Write-In

>>475738
...I don't know why people like one-shots. I find myself triggered by one shots honestly. But I would just combine both of them into one thing, since it sounds pretty cool.
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>>475737
I think degeneracy was what he was aiming for.

Anti, my quest idea revolves around a cycle of time incorporating late victorian era politics, magic, a god who is not what he seems, blood spirits, familiars, and reincarnation.

>>475738
Beware the humans. Sympathy characters are gr8.
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>>475702
Not quite. I just took the easy way out because I don't want our characters to suffer for someone else's stupid decisions.
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>>475742
...ehy not both?

And to clarify my quest a bit, the MC takes part in a ritual gone wrong where they end up with their best friend becoming a prophet of the most hated god. Ie, everyone knows the god exists, and hates him for their shitty lives.
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>>475742
>Both are coming!

one-shot because it would be my first time running a quest. maybe one might become a full quest series if I get my legs on the oneshot.
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>>475742
Take both.
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>>475742
>Both are coming!

We or at least Ivanka should probably under the cover of night.
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>>475755
damage control, the quest. sounds like a good time.
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>>475765
I thought this was damage control, the quest.
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>>475765
It's something I've thought about a lot desu. The experiment breaks this Dark Souls likr cycle the world was in, and a cosmic entity (not the god, who essentially isnpowerless to affect the mortal realm and is more like an omnipresent immortal who has gone mad from being called a faggot so much) comes in and tries to *fix* the problem so the cycle may begin anew. In the end you can side with your friend or the entity, either way you get a waifu who got super high once. As in so high she contacted the dead god and is permanently damaged from her experience. (REALLY FUCKING HIGH)
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>>475778
well thanks to some of you it is. I also should be blamed for enabling horrible idea "lets kill the man of the neighboring household."
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>>475791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NBEocHJ_2w
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You decide to take both, and wait until nightfall to leave for the castle. Eventually you drive, and see the castle, virtually abandoned with it's drawbridge still lowered. You park, and your family gets out.

"Wow... This is a legitimate western european castle still in good condition!" says Kutyvoka.

You ruffle her head-fur.

"Of course it is! Now, all we have to do is get it up to working condition, set up a hot-tub room..."

Your face grimaces a little.

"...And a pool."

You look downward towards the ground, still ashamed of your actions before.

"...Well, it's probably cleaner then your house." Daciana tells you.

"You mean OUR house."

"Well, at least there isn't bloodstains in the carpet, skeletons on the floor, occasional entrails stuck behind the couch or between the cushions, or lots, and boy do I mean lots of fur."

"Right... Well, why don't we settle in then?"

"FOLLOW ME THEN."

You follow Ritter, carrying Ivanka over your shoulder. Eventually Ritter opens the front door and walks up countless flights of stairs to what seems to be a bedroom.

"THIS IS THE ONLY LIVABLE BEDROOM."

"What happened to the rest?"

"THEY HAVE FALLEN TO RUIN OR NOT ACCESSIBLE."

"Well, we can all asleep on this bed. Ritter, you can just guard us."

"THAT IS FINE. I DO NOT NEED SLEE-EP."

"Right. Well, let's get settled."

Everyone begins unloading their baggage, and you look at Ritter.

Actions.

>...What else were you guarding in that room with the book anyways?
>Could you continue to translate it?
>...If you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend time with my wife and cuddle like a motherfucker.
>Write-In
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>>475803
>...If you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend time with my wife and cuddle like a motherfucker.
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>>475803
You need to be recjarged? Let's go do that.

>>475801
SUPER HIGH
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>>475803
>...What else were you guarding in that room with the book anyways?

I'm going to assume we still have control over Lycanthropes in the town. We might be able to call some of them here and have they help repair the castles living quarters.
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>>475827
Oh goddamn, while I wouldn't have, couldn't we have just turned more of the town and used them to set a rigged jury?

Also, going to sleep. night anti, QM.
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>>475827
don't forget, we don't have control over lycanthropes that are super pissed off at us. remember that they may not be able to disobey but they can act against our wishes, including harming someone we don't specify they cant harm or indirectly harming them.

>>475832
good night.
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>>475832
That was something that crossed my mind but I didn't suggest it since the political fallout would've been bad. We can't hold on to power in a way that leaves the populace on the verge of violence. Also the castle seems like a fun place.
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"Well... What else were you guarding in that room with the book anyways?"

"...CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, SORRY."

"Come on, I'm your friend."

"...LET'S JUST SAY SOMETHING LARGE, ROUND, AND WHICH YOU CAN TRAVEL THROUGH."

"...Right. That's vague. Now, do you need to be recharged?"

"YES. I THINK MY CHARGING STATION IS AROUND HERE."

He walks off.

"Well... Guess it's time to snuggle with the wife."

You cuddle into bed next to your wife... She's not really reacting, and is deep asleep.

Actions.

>...I just want to say I'm sorry for getting you hurt.
>When you wake up, we'll see about having children, alright?
>...You're my fluffiest werewolf, got it?
>...No matter what Ivanka, I love you. Even if we might be large killing machines of death and destruction.
>...Ivanka, I miss you already.
>...This is stupid. Just get out of bed.
>Write-In
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>>475854
>...I just want to say I'm sorry for getting you hurt.
>When you wake up, we'll see about having children, alright?
>Write-In: once we're done, we are calling our Nazi Scientist doctor whatever and having him produce a fake werewolf carcass in our wife's likeness.
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>>475854
>...I just want to say I'm sorry for getting you hurt.
>When you wake up, we'll see about having children, alright?

Is Ivanka still fat? Might be a good time to go on a diet.
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>>475869
not funny when a coma is a possibility!
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"...I just want to say I'm sorry for getting you hurt... And when you wake up, we'll see about having children, alright?"

She doesn't respond.

You get up, and realize that you don't really have any way to call Karkmann. At all. You also note that her stomach is in a sense, larger then it was before she grew. You poke at it most heartily, and it jiggles back and forth. You proceed to kiss said fat, which still causes it to jiggle.

Actions.

>I'd put you on a diet, but I'm afraid for my family and friends.
>...If only you were a little more slim.
>...Keep poking her belly!
>...I wonder if werewolves can get obese.
>...How big is your gut compared to hers anyways?
>Just get out of bed.
>Write-In
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>>475873
I'm just asking. It helps me get a better feel for the game and current environment.

Also about your carcass idea. I think we can just use a normal Lycanthrope carcass to fill the role for Ivanka. As long as it's coat is black and its female it should convince people like the mob outside our house. I think we got an upgrade last thread which increases loyalty and weaker willed werewolves are willing to die for us.

>>475880
>...How big is your gut compared to hers anyways?
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>>475880
>Just get out of bed
>were either going to need to find Karkmann or someone else to make the carcass and dress it up like Ivanka

>>475890
I pretty sure a werewolf would be able to spot the difference.
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You measure your stomach to hers, and find your are somewhat overweight, while Ivanka is quiet overweight compared to you...

Do you do anything else?

>...What exactly is that object that Ritter described in the basement? You should try to find it.
>Explore the rest of the castle!
>...Just sleep alongside Ivanka. She needs your love and compassion.
>...Well, why don't you hang out with Daciana?
>...You rarely talk to Pelevina. Why don't you do that?
>...Kutyvoka is adorable. Might as well talk to her.
>Write-In

Anyways anons, I'm going to grab some sleep, and I'll give you some insight to my thoughts. I'm somewhat surprised that there's no drawfaggotry of my two quests thus far, really.
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>>475908
>...You rarely talk to Pelevina. Why don't you do that?

What are some the other quest ideas you have? Considering EDQ and NEQ I want to see what other ideas you might have.
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>>475908
>...You rarely talk to Pelevina. Why don't you do that?

alright, I can take a hint. lets procrastinate.
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>>475925
Well, I have the idea for a Warcraft Quest, already got most of it on text and I'm somewhat hyped and really wanting to do it... But I'm already running two quests. I also have a idea for a Conquistador Quest which I've never gotten around to doing. That's really it, and I have been considering maybe doing Warcraft Quest. Maybe, but not truly sure yet... I also have a rather gimmicky idea for a New York Snake quest, which is almost 100% guaranteed a one-shot.
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You decide to talk to Pelevina a little. You find her out on a wall looking down a sniper rifle's scope.

"...Pelevina?"

"Huh? What is it, Stojan?"

"...We don't really know each other, I was wondering if I could talk to you a little."

"Huh? Sure."

You sit down next to her.

"So..."

Actions.

>...How are you doing with lycanthropy so far?
>....Would you mind if I start calling you daughter from now on?
>So... I see you're also into sniping like Ivanka.
>...Would you mind if I pet you a little? I find that helps reduce my stress.
>...Do you think I'm a good person?
>Write-in
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>>475980
>So... I see you're also into sniping like Ivanka.
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>>475995
This.
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>>475995
Yup. Thirded
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Oh my god. Did we bring our pet pig with? He'll be turned into bacon by the polish rabble if we didn't.
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>>476157
Don't worry, we brought everyone. QM wouldn't forget, right?
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Back anons.

"So, I see you're also into sniping like Ivanka."

"Da, I am. Why do you ask?"

"Well, the two of you get along extremely well. I don't think she tried to eat you when you were human."

"...Well, she did when we first met. I was terrified to be honest."

"...Actually, that would be terrifying."

"...Yeah. She ate people alive, flayed some people and then ate them, that sort of thing."

"Yeah..."

"...Stojan, why exactly did you bring her to the city anyways? You know she can't contain herself for very long."

Actions.

>...She seemed to be doing good at first, alright?
>...I'd rather have her in my sight where she can't go around eating more families.
>...She's eaten children, you know that right?
>Does she still do the whole flaying thing still?
>...When she's around me she seems a hell of a lot nicer then who you're describing.
>Write-In
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>>476508
>...When she's around me she seems a hell of a lot nicer then who you're describing.
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"Well, when she's around me she seems a hell of a lot nicer then who you're describing."

"Right... You haven't seen her skin people first hand, have you?"

"...No, I don't do things like that eit-"

A sudden rush of thoughts enter your head... Your pretzelmaking, and some other memories you honestly don't actually remember. Like skinning people and making... Flesh angels? With Kutyvoka in your arm...

"Is something wrong?"

Actions.

>...I've got to get going now.
>...I just remembered some pretty terrible things.
>...I need to ask Kutyvoka something.
>...Am I bad person?
>Write-In
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>>476522
>...I just remembered some pretty terrible things.
>...Am I bad person?
(Nah)
>>
"...I just remembered some pretty terrible things."

"Such as?"

"...Stuff I'd rather not go into detail about."

"Right..."

"Anyways... Do you think I'm a bad person?"

"That will vary person to person. Ivanka will think you're great, while someone else will think you're a piece of trash."

"Thanks for the vague answer."

"Well, from a human perspective, you're probably a walking nightmare."

"What?"

"Think about it, really."

"...How?"

"Well, besides acts of violence, you have a tendency to not really care about human lives."

"What? Of course I d-"

"Do you? I can barely tell."

"Is this about me eating people?"

"We've all done it at some point. But in terms of human morality, you're pretty fucked up."

"What about werewolf morality?"

"Semi-fucked up."

Actions.

>Gee, thanks for the morale boost.
>Well, I bet Kutyvoka or Daciana think I'm a good person!
>...Oh shit, my family is coming over... What do you think they think of me?
>...I'd say you're right, I don't really care too much about human lives, but on the other hand, I don't really care about werewolf lives either...
>Write-In
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>>476545
>Gee, thanks for the morale boost.
>...Oh shit, my family is coming over... What do you think they think of me?

Meet the parents?
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"Gee, thanks for the morale boos- OH SHIT MY FAMILY IS COMING OVER!"

She stifles a laugh.

"Well, fucking rest in peace then."

"Quick, what do you think they think of me?"

"As long as they don't read a newspaper, see you eat someone, otherwise do anything to alienate them, hopefully they won't know or think it's communist propoganda."

"...Thank God that Ivanka's asleep. At least then she won't eat my younger brother..."

"Right... Well, how much time do you have until they come over?"

"I think a week."

"That's more time then I would expect."

Actions.

>...Should I mention my human but now werewolf pet?
>Should I hide anyone?
>...Where the fuck is Comrade Pig?
>So, I have a week to make this castle comfortable. Challenge accepted.
>...Right... Well, I suppose we should all hold off on the cannibalism thing for a little bit.
>...Oh my god, Kutyvoka and my younger sister will be adorable...
>Write-In
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>>476552
>So, I have a week to make this castle comfortable. Challenge accepted.
>...Where the fuck is Comrade Pig?

So what exactly happened to the Russian invasion?
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>>476555
So far, the Americans are holding the line right by Lithuania and pushing slightly thanks to Patton. Russia isn't too big of a threat to you right now, basically it's just looming overhead.

"So, where the fuck is Comrade Pig?"

"...I think we forgot about him."

"What?"

"...Why are you s-"

"I have a week to make this castle comfortable, and I must rescue Comrade Pig from soviet infiltrators back in the city!"

"...Good luck with that."

Actions.

>I'll be back with Comrade Pig!
>...Eh, I'll go back for him later.
>...Maybe I should take Comrade Pig down to Karkmann for him to experiment on for possible wolf-pig?
>Write-In
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>>476558
>>I'll be back with Comrade Pig!
>>
>>476558
>...Maybe I should take Comrade Pig down to Karkmann for him to experiment on for possible wolf-pig?
>Write in: Wait where the fuck is Karkmann? Gah! What the hell is going on?
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"Where the fuck is Karkmann?!"

"Uh... Wha-"

"I think I forgot to bring him along!"

"...I'm kind of confused. You just invited me, Ivanka, Daciana, and Kutyvoka here, saying it was a family trip."

Actions.

>...Karkmann is basically my second father in a sense, alright? He should come along.
>...Karkmman is my father who I can actually relate to. Kind of. He should come along.
>Good point. He's just a scientist who created my condition after all.
>...I want him to experiment a little on Comrade Pig, to make him stronk and polish!
>Write-In
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>>476564
>...Karkmann is basically my second father in a sense, alright? He should come along.

>Write in:send Pele to find and rescue comrade pig while we or Kuty search for Karkmann?
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"Come on, he's basically my second father. In a sense. He should come along."

"...Right."

"Anyways, guess what? You get to rescue Comrade Pig while I try to find Karkmann."

"...Damn it, I was hoping I would get to stay."

"Too bad. Now, let's get going."

You and Pelevina get into your truck and begin driving back home. You stop and wait for Pelevina to come back, Comrade Pig safely in grasp.

"That was easy."

"...Karkmann's at city hall, right?"

"Why are you asking me?"

"We'll have to get past protestors... But how?"

You drive down to city hall, and a large mob is protesting peacefully... You'll have to find a way to get around, or through it.

Actions.

>...Maybe no one will recognize you? (Charisma, HARD)
>Get out of the truck and if anyone tries to stop you, nom or kill them. That's how dissent is dealt with, right? (Strength, HARD)
>Maybe you can get in through a sewer manhole?
>...Drive your truck through the mob?
>Maybe you can just climb up a building and enter city hall through a open window or something. (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>476578
>Maybe you can get in through a sewer manhole?

Degrading but reasonable.
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You park the truck, right next to a sewer manhole... You barely force it open, and you go down into the sewers, the smell is abysmal, of course... Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how long it takes for you to find the sewer entrance to City Hall.
>>
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>476584
>>
18+2=20

Good Success!

You avoid getting covered in muck, and eventually find a sewer manhole going up to the surface. You twist it open and emerge, taking in fresh air.

It seems you are in your father's office... There's of course, an open bible, a few bottles of whiskey, and what seems to be your father's journal...

Actions.

>No, leave this room. You won't pry into your father's life.
>...Read that journal. Why not?
>...Drink some of your father's whiskey.
>...Take that journal.
>Write-In
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>>476600
>...Read that journal. Why not?
>>
>>476600
>...Drink some of your father's whiskey.
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>>476605
Seconding.
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You go over to your father's journal, and open it up to it's most recent entry... Which was apparently today.

It seems that my son's wife went on a rampage, eating an entire family, wife, children, the whole thing, and going over to another house, crashing a car and killing four others... Luckily she was shot in the neck, and was close to death... I hate to say it, but I hope she dies, for doing such vile acts and corrupting my son. But for my son's sake, I have decided to tell him and his... Rather strange household to leave the city while I take care of it.
I hate to say it, but I feel like I barely know my son anymore. Was it the war that changed him? Was it being captured by the Nazis? Or was it just how he always was, and I never payed attention. Either way, I cannot help but feel like his wife corrupted him to be the way he is now. May the Lord forgive me for my dark thoughts... I know I should guide him, but any time I try to get him to confess or repent, he either drives me way, and I can't help but feel he's hiding things from me. I'm his father, for God's sake... But does he still think of me as his father? Earlier today, I felt something in my head vanish. Something that wanted me to obey my son. I don't know what it was though... Maybe God has given me foresight?


You close the journal, and put it down on the table.

Actions.

>...No time to think on that, you need to find Karkmann first of all.
>This is nothing new, really.
>...Your father is starting to break free from your mental control... He needs to be stopped.
>...Your father's being an idiot. Ivanka isn't corrupting you... Is she?
>...Your father needs to be shown that you're still Stojan, and not some power drunk king.
>...Maybe getting your father's love would be easier if you made him a little more accepting of his condition.
>Write-In
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>>476617
>...Your father needs to be shown that you're still Stojan, and not some power drunk king.
...bar crawl with dad? I'm feeling Diners, wehrwolves, and wives.
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons.

I'm somewhat gently surprised that no one voted for taking dad out of the picture.
>>
>>476626
It's morning in the West US. Edgy kids are asleep.
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You decide that later, once you get back that you'll show him you're still Stojan, and not some power drunk king.

Of course, after that you leave the room, and finally open the door to Karkmann's office. There's still some dried blood on the glass door, and you enter.

"What est it?"

"...Karkmann?"

"Ja, what do you want?"

"You want to come with me down to the castle?"

He puts down a clipboard and looks at you, adjusting his glasses.

"...Vat?"

"...Yeah, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to a castle."

"Vat? Why?"

Actions.

>...Well, there's a dungeon and you can do science down there... And I'll allow it with Comrade Pig.
>...I kind of consider you a part of my family. Why don't you come with me?
>...I sort of consider you a second father... You did create my condition after all.
>Well, I thought it might be good if you get out of the office for a while.
>...Because we're friends?
>Because the crowd outside will crucify you.
>Write-In
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>>476633
>...I kind of consider you a part of my family. Why don't you come with me?
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>>476633
>>Because the crowd outside will crucify you, and I'd rather not let my friend die due to my own mistakes.
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>>476633
>I also need your help faking a death.
>>
"...Well, I kind of consider you a part of my family... The crowd outside will crucify you, and I also need your help faking a death."

"Ja, very well then."

He follows you back through the sewers, and you get back into the truck.

"Both of you smell terrible."

"We went through the sewer, what did you expect?"

"...Nothing more, honestly."

You'd try to shrug your shoulders, but since your fucking ten feet tall, that would just be really, really hard.

You begin to drive back.

"So, who are we faking a death of?"

"My wife, she's got a lot of flak for her killing and eating a few human kids."

"Ah, very well."

"...You don't seem very startled by that."

"Did you forget I am a nazi scientist? I've seen worse."

"...Right... Well then."

"So, how did you want me to fake it?"

Actions.

>...I don't know...
>...Could we make Ivanka look different?
>Well, I was hoping you would come up with that.
>We kill another lycanthrope who looks similar to Ivanka. Easy as that, right?
>...We'll hold off on that for now. I want to see about making Comrade Pig a wolf-pig.
>Write-In
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>>476633
>...Well, there's a dungeon and you can do science down there... And I'll allow it with Comrade Pig.
>>
>>476643
>...We'll hold off on that for now. I want to see about making Comrade Pig a wolf-pig.
>>
>>476643
>Well, I was hoping you would come up with that.
>>
"We'll hold off on that for now... I want to see about making Comrade pig lycanthropic."

"...Right. Well, I suppose I'll get started then."

He grabs Comrade Pig from Pelevina, and you park outside the castle.

Actions.

>...You won't mind if I watch you, right? Just to protect the pig.
>...So, what exactly will happen if Comrade Pig becomes lycanthropic?
>Have fun!
>Write-In
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>>476652
>...So, what exactly will happen if Comrade Pig becomes lycanthropic?
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>>476652
>...So, what exactly will happen if Comrade Pig becomes lycanthropic?
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"So, what exactly happens if he becomes lycanthropic?"

"...Besides looking like a wolf, he's probably going to get a hunger for human flesh. I'm not too sure on the specifics... Now, if you need me, I'll be busy..."

He leaves you alone, Pelevina walks up to you...

"So, Stojan. How is it being that tall?"

Actions.

>...Nice, why do you ask?
>...Well, it allows me to rub people's heads... Like yours, for example. Then rub her head.
>It's more problems then it's worth, alright?
>Are you implying that I won't get bigger and stronger?
>Write-In
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>>476664
>...Well, it allows me to rub people's heads... Like yours, for example. Then rub her head.
>>
"Well, it allows me to rub people's heads. Like yours, for example."

You rub her head and she smiles.

"Who's a go-"

"Stojan, do you hear something?"

"What?"

"...Listen."

You listen closely... And hear a truck driving towards you? You also hear talking, in Russian. Thank god your hearing's amazing.

Actions

>...Maybe they might be more Russian conscripts. Get everyone together and get ready for them.
>...You know, you should let Kutyvoka deal with them. She's the least combat-prepared part of the family. And she could need a few upgrades.
>...You'll deal with them. You need to relieve stress, just a little.
>When was the last time Karkmann ever killed someone? Get him out here.
>...You kind of want to see Ritter in action.
>Maybe they'll just drive by?
>Grab one of Ivanka's sniper rifles, you might as well train yourself in their use.
>Write-In
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>>476687
>...Maybe they might be more Russian conscripts. Get everyone together and get ready for them.


Just came back to this quest, having been asleep for quite some time. To find that edgy has fucked shit over to the extreme.

Question QM, would it be possible for me to somehow get you to always count my vote against such actions in cases of my absence? I had a similar deal in another quest which is currently on hiatus.
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>>476696
Well, I suppose on very major edgy shit, like "should we just murder 20 guys for the lols"
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>>476699
eh, generally if we are killing civilians or anything non-"christian" then count my vote.


I'll think of something to prove I am me so this can effectively work but for future reference I am the anon who wrote the poem to Elizabeth.
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"Probably Russian conscripts coming to make sure their buddies are alright."

"...Buddies?"

"A few days ago there was a small outpost here of Romanian-Soviet forces."

"Oh... Should we get Daciana involved then?"

Actions.

>No. She's probably going to be reminded on how I killed her men or something.
>Sure. She needs wolf-up at some time. And stop the humanarchy.
>Sure, but just word it like we're going to lunch or something.
>Just tell her to explore the castle or something. No need for her to find anything out.
>Write-In
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>>476707
Poem anon! Didn't know you were in these threads as well
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>>476711
>Write-In
"That would be for the best I suppose..."
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>>476711
>No. She's probably going to be reminded on how I killed her men or something.
Karkmann episode 2 does not need to happen
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>>476715
Trust me, I am more or less in every quest and civ or evo, when I have the time of course.
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>>476711
>That would be for the best I suppose...

We will see if Daciana is willing to kill humans, ecspecially if they're Romanian.
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>>476711
>No. She's probably going to be reminded on how I killed her men or something.

Spare this man the edge, for the Lord's have caused him enough grief.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Naps are god's gift to humanity.

Rolling.

1=Do it
2=Nope!
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"Well, I suppose it would be for the best..."

"Right. Why don't you go tell her then?"

Mother of God...

"Well... Alright."

"I think she's trying to clean out the dining hall or something."

"...How ironic..."

"...Why the hell did you say that so menacingly? And why did you just lick your mouth?"

"Huh?"

"Yeah, I think you're getting way too involved in this whole werewolf business if you're doing that shit. Next thing we know you're going to be calling us all beta as fuck or something, and refer to yourself as "alpha", because it sounds cool."

"...It does though..."

"Yeah, but how fucking cliche is that?"

"...Very."

You give her a pat on the head.

"But just because your beta as fuck, doesn't make you any less adorable to headpat."

"Great..."

You leave Pelevina and go to find Daciana.
What will you say to her?

>Hey, want to eat some people?
>You're going to have to help me kill some people.
>...You want to come along to help me kill people?
>Why don't you come and help me give fuzzy hugs to strangers?
>...Does Alpha sound like a good prefix for me?
>Write-In
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>>477095
>Hey, want to eat some people?
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>>477095
>You're going to have to help me kill some people.
No point sugarcoating it.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons
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You find Daciana in the dining hall, asleep in one of the chairs. You wake her up by poking her.

"Daciana?"

"Ce?"

Well, that's something in Romanian you've never heard before.

"You want to help me eat and kill some people?"

"...Not really."

Actions.

>Come on, it'll be fun!
>What, you don't like killing people?
>...If it makes you feel better, they aren't Romanian.
>Well, be that way.
>If you want, you don't have to eat them... Though me and Ivanka will share your kills.
>Write-In
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>>477162
>Write-in
we have Russians at the gate. help defend this place damnit.
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>>477162
>Come on, it'll be fun!
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>>477173
This
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"Come on, we have Russians at the gate. Help me defend this place, and I promise it'll be fun."

"...Eh..."

"What's that eh about?"

"Well, I'll help kill them, that's not really a problem for me."

"...Why?"

"Well, they're communists. I was just drafted and I don't particularly care about Russia. That's not my problem."

"Ah."

"I just don't want to eat people or kill them for "fun" like you said."

Actions.

>Well, come on then.
>...I said it would be fun because generally it is, alright?
>You've got to try human flesh at least once, alright?
>What, do you think eating someone will vilify you in my family? We've all done it.
>Write-In
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>>477196
>Well, come on then.
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>>477196
>You've got to try human flesh at least once, alright?
>What, do you think eating someone will vilify you in my family? We've all done it.
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>>477212
really? how much edge do you need? were about to have a situation that can easily throw stojan into Alpha berserker mode, can you not wait until then?
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"You've got to try human flesh once, and don't worry about eating people in my family, we've all done it besides you."

"...I'm not a part of your family, alrigh-"

You pat her on her head.

"Of course you are, any werewolf is really a part of my family!"

"Yeah, I'll just take a nibble on a person and next thing I know I'll end up like you or Ivanka. No offense."

You growl slightly...

"Let's just get going..."

"Why the hell are you so pissed at me for not wanting to fucking eat people anyways?"

Actions.

>Well, I'm just recommending my favorite food, alright?
>...I'll admit that you have a point. At times, I don't really want to be me. With the human flesh hunger and shit.
>I just think you might like it.
>Why are you resisting it so hard?
>...Just come on, we're wasting time.
>What's so bad about being me, first of all?
>Write-In
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>>477208
This.
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>>477250
>...I'll admit that you have a point. At times, I don't really want to be me. With the human flesh hunger and shit.
If tied, go for Anti's response
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You take a deep breath.

"I'll admit you have a point. At time I don't really want to be me, with the hunger for human flesh. It's almost like I'm addicted." You let it all out, which is rather soothing, to be honest.

"You took the serum, right?"

"Yeah, me and Ivanka did."

"...Damn it, now I want to help you."

"Help me with what?"

"Well, I think you might be addicted to cannibalism."

"...It's not really cannibalism."

"I'm no doctor, but it's still eating people, and I think your addicted to it."

Actions.

>Laugh her off, you aren't addicted.
>I can change any time I want to, alright?
>...Mother of God, I think your right.
>Ivanka's the addicted one though.
>You'd be actually willing to help me?
>No thanks, I'm good.
>Write-In
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>>477250
>...I'll admit that you have a point. At times, I don't really want to be me. With the human flesh hunger and shit.
>...Just come on, we're wasting time.
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>>477250
You'll never know till you try it yourself!
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>>477297
>Laugh her off, you aren't addicted.
>I can change any time I want to, alright?
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>>477297
>No thanks, I'm good.

I see Stojan as just doing crazy shit some times like when we met Kutyvoka. Eating humans in of itself isn't bad when they're enemies and work against you.
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You laugh slightly.

"Come on, I'm not addicted. I can change any time I want to. I'm good though."

"...The one time I try to be nice and you laugh me off?"

"Well, it's stupid. I'm not addicted."

"Sure you aren't, asshole. I'm just going now."

She gets out of her chair, and gets up, angry.

"What, are you angry because I said no?"

"Because the one time I show sympathy you laugh me off."

You follow her a little, and she's heading to the armory, most likely to grab herself a gun from the dead conscripts there.

Actions.

>...You should probably apologize for laughing a little at her. Follow.
>Nah, just man the walls to deal with the conscripts coming.
>Just shout your sorry and help defend the walls.
>Write-In
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>>477333
>Just shout your sorry and help defend the walls.
we have a machinegun, semi, or bolt?
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>>477333
>Nah, just man the walls to deal with the conscripts coming
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>>477333
>Just shout your sorry and help defend the walls.
>>
You shout out a brief sorry and climb up the walls to defend against the Russians, who have just gotten out of their truck to investigate... Well, your truck.

Actions.

>...Set up your machine gun.
>Tell Pelevina to start sniping.
>...Guns are for pansies and humans. Go across the drawbridge, and hope you aren't seen.
>...The fucking Russians are here, and Ivanka's virtually unprotected... That's already a major issue, and the only way to protect her properly is to go into a frenzy!
>Write-In
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>>477357
>Tell Pelevina to start sniping.
>write in: have Ritter guard Ivanka's room.
>write in: have Kuty protect Ivanka from inside the room.
>write in: pull up the drawbridge start stalking the grounds.

when they start pouring in, frenzy.
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>>477363
Wouldn't that be pull down the drawbridge?
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>>477369
if its already up than no.
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>>477357
>...Set up your machine gun.
>Tell Pelevina to start sniping.
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You have Ritter and Kutyvoka protect Ivanka, assuming they get inside of course. You also tell Pelevina to start sniping, and you decide to stalk the Russians when they inevitably enter the wide-open drawbridge.

Roll me a 2d20+4, first is for Pelevina sniping, and second is to see if they enter.
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Rolled 11, 1 + 4 = 16 (2d20 + 4)

>>477420
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Rolled 3, 3 + 4 = 10 (2d20 + 4)

>>477420
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Rolled 13, 9 = 22 (2d20)

>>477420
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>>477431
good work anon.
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13+4=17
Success!

Critical Failure on entry!

You bring the drawbridge crashing down. The conscripts realize that there's someone in this fucking castle, and begin to rush back into their truck, while Pelevina shoot their commissar in the head with her rifle. Eventually the truck begins to drive off, and Pelevina looks down at you.

"...You brought it down way too earlier."

"So? Maybe they'll be back with more delicious humans..."

"Goddamn it, your doing that thing again."

"I can't help it!"

"...Well, we should probably go after them."

Actions.

>...Na, let them have this one. They were smart to flee.
>Yeah, let's track them down!
>Why don't we send Kutyvoka to do it? She could use the experience.
>Let's send the Termina- I mean, Ritter.
>Why don't YOU go then?
>Write-In
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>>477454
>Why don't we send Kutyvoka to do it? She could use the experience.
>Let's send the Termina- I mean, Ritter
It's gonna be FUN
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>>477454
>Let's send the Termina- I mean, Ritter.
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>>477454
>Yeah, let's track them down!
>write in:Daciana! take over ritters guard duties! don't let anything harm Ivanka!
>Let's send the Termina- I mean, Ritter.
>write in:tell Ritter if they aren't stoped they will bring back tanks and explosives that can destroy the entire castle.
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>>477454
>Let's send the Termina- I mean, Ritter.
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You decide to send Ritter out to find the conscripts and take care of them.

So you rush up the castle staircase.

"Ritter!"

"WHAT IS IT?"

"I need you to kill some godless communists!"

"...COMMUNIIST?"

"Yeah."

"I HAVE NO LOGICAL DEFINITION FOR COMMUNIST. BUT I SUPPOSE IF THEY ARE GODLESS THEY MUST BE TERMINATED."

"Yep."

"I WILL GO AT ONCE."

Ritter begins to walk down the staircase, clad in his heavy armor.

You are now Ritter, and you begin to walk slowly out of the castle, into the woods. You see a trail, but sadly your logical definitions must be heavily outdated if they can't even compute what these tracks are. You do recognize it as the circular feet of Stojan's "truck", with the same pattern of it. So, you begin to follow it.

Luckily while you were back in the castle, you equipped your greatsword, and were pleasantly surprised when the book you were guarding was still there... As you follow the trail, you see the "truck" stopped ahead, and a few humans trying to amputate one of it's feet.

Actions.

>See if you can't sneak up on them. Quietly.
>Try to use your "firearm" arms.
>Draw your greatsword and charge!
>Yell for their surrender, of course!
>Just watch them quietly.
>Write-In
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>>477488
>Write-In
run up behind their truck and strike the "tires". it should have the same effect as cutting the legs off a horse.
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>>477488
>Draw your greatsword and charge!
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Waiting five more minutes anons
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>>477497
Seconding
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Roll me a 1d20+2 for striking the tires
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>477538
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>>477545
>>477521
It was optimus prime
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>477538
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>>477551
wow, I didn't even curse you. wtf man?
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>>477560
I think it's /QTG/ leaking over here. By the way, both of those shit posters are in a discord with me and one of them (the one you replied to about white knighting) is basically shitposting and arguing against QM worship and Mill is just a litigious cuck and shitposter extraordinare.
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Critical Failure!

You have a startling realization, if you manage to take care of the truck's tires, the communists will have no where to go!

So, you grip your sword by it's blade, ready to use it's pommel to great effect. You rush up to the truck, and start smashing it's tires carefully with your pommel. One of the communists yells something and a few more communists come out, bearing firearms and pointing them at you. The tire you were smashing earlier, you have successfully made a small hole in.

Actions.

>Demand they surrender or their truck will suffer more bodily damage!
>How dare you ride this magnificent beast, you godless communists!
>Just keep hitting the truck.
>Charge the closest communist!
>Activate firearm hands!
>Write-In

>>477566
/qtg/ is cancer, enough said.
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>>477566
lets not discuss my game of spot the Velo here.

>Activate firearm hands!
>Demand they surrender or their truck will suffer more bodily damage!

hmmn. I wonder. . . I bless the dice!
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>>477600
Just wondering anon, who the hell is this Velo guy?
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>>477578
>Activate firearm hands!
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>>477608
oh good lord

>>477541
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Roll me a 2d20+3, first is for demanding their surrender or else their truck gets the shit beaten out of it, second is if they don't surrender and you have to gun them down.
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>>477608
Velo ran a fairly popular ASOIAF (Game of Thrones books) quest where he was eventually caught blatantly railroading. He apologized, but was then caught defending himself as a samefag anon in /qtg/ as he didn't turn off his tripcode. Someone else (TrickQM) took over from him and it inspired Soma of Banished Quest fame to make his own GoT quest.
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Rolled 6, 13 + 3 = 22 (2d20 + 3)

>>477626
can we quote liberty prime?
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Rolled 6, 16 + 3 = 25 (2d20 + 3)

>>477626
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>>477641
Of course anon, feel free to put a quote in from the Don or Liberty Prime.

>>477631
RIP Velo. I don't know any QMs since I don't really browse /qst/ since a few of the quests I followed vanished into the darkness, never to be seen again, so sorry for asking.

Also, waiting five more minutes for rolls.
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>>477664
this
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>>477669
which reminds me, were going to have to tell Ritter to cancel that directive later XD
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6

Failure

16+3=19

Great Success!

"SURRENDER, AND THE TRUCK WILL NOT BE HARMED."

They do not understand you in German, so you switch to Russian. They seem pleasantly surprised.

"INITIATING NEW DIRECTIVE 7395."

"...What?"

"DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS."

Your arms start firing bullets, hitting quite a few unlucky conscripts and killing them. A few more dive for cover and you have to stop firing in order to prevent your hands from overheating.

Actions.

>Use your greatsword and charge the remaining communists!
>Use your pommel against the communists, you might want to take some alive, after all.
>Break into the truck, for it shall prove to be a worthy mount. Or something like that.
>...Even if you cannot fire your handguns anymore, the communists have some. Grab a rifle to use against the red menace.
>Write-In
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>>477686
>Use your greatsword and charge the remaining communists!
Cry Deus Vult!
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>>477686
>Write-in
offer a second chance to surrender?
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>>477691
This.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if they'll surrender now.
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>>477686
>Use your greatsword and charge the remaining communists!

In the name of God!
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>477696
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>477696
>>
someone else roll for crying out loud.
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Waiting five more minutes anons. If no one rolls after five minutes I'll allow for a samefagging roll.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Fine. I just didn't like the decision to offer a second surrender. It was a tie and QM made it the surrender option thirty seconds after another person voted for it but less then 30 seconds before I voted.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>477752
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12+4=16

Minor Failure.

"SURRENDER OR BE TERMINATED."

One of the communists throws down their rifle and begins to run for it, but the rest fire their rifles at you, damaging your shoulder and lower left chest. One of the bullets hits you in the gears, slightly slowing you down... But once the communists realize that the bullet aren't really doing too much (From their perspective), they begin to bolt for it.

Actions.

>Your arms are no longer heated. Begin firing on the fleeing communists.
>Chase after them with your greatsword!
>See if you can't carefully aim for their legs with your hidden hand crossbow. That thing's useful.
>...There's a truck, maybe you should see about mounting it? It's probably much faster then you.
>Write-In
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>>477803
>Your arms are no longer heated. Begin firing on the fleeing communists.
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>>477803
>Your arms are no longer heated. Begin firing on the fleeing communists.
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6=first roll.
3=6/2. second roll.
12=6*2 third roll.

lmao.
>Your arms are no longer heated. Begin firing on the fleeing communists.
>Chase after them with your greatsword!
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Roll me a 1d20+3 for MG-42 fun times.
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477822
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477822
moar daka
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477822
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477822
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8+3=11

Great Failure!

You begin to fire again, but it overheats quickly and the recoil is quite severe. You do however, manage to hit one of them in the leg, dropping them to the ground injured. He's trying to crawl to the forest brush, where the rest of his friends fled into.

Actions.

>Go up to him, and interrogate him of course.
>Wait for your arms to unheat and begin firing at him again!
>Go up to him and finish him off with your greatsword.
>...See about mounting that truck. Maybe you can use it?
>Job's done. Head back to the castle.
>Write-In
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>>477841
>Go up to him and finish him off with your greatsword.
>...See about mounting that truck. Maybe you can use it?

we're a tank now.
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>>477841
>Go up to him and finish him off with your greatsword.

Ritter probably doesn't know how to drive a truck and will be more likely to fuck up.
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>>477848
This
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You go up to the communist, and finish him off with a stab to the chest. After that, you go up to the truck... It's somewhat damaged, though, and one of it's "tires" are damaged with a hole in it, and the other one detached from it.

Actions.

>Activate your newly integrated toolset and engineer module, and begin repairing the truck.
>...Maybe you can attach the communist's firearms to the truck somehow? You are a mechanical man after all.
>...Maybe you can just push it back?
>...You should chase after those communists.
>Absorb it, it's somewhat useless right now.
>Write-In
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>>477882
>...You should chase after those communists.
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>>477882
>...You should chase after those communists.
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>>477898
After we catch them, go back for the truck.
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can catch up to the communists.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477909
>>477905
We should at least absorb the truck.
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477909
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>477909
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4+3=7

Great Failure!

You try to chase down the conscripts, but eventually you lose the trail, and find yourself deep in the forest, no cognitive idea on WHERE the hell you are. All you can see are a few lights in the distance, and it's already beginning to turn to night.

Actions

>...Maybe you can go back the way you came? Hopefully you aren't going in circles.
>Go towards the light.
>...You have a job to do, try to find the conscripts even if you might of lost their trail.
>See if you can't find the path back to the castle.
>Write-In
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>>477925
>...Maybe you can go back the way you came? Hopefully you aren't going in circles.

The forest will probably finish off the conscripts. Now we should get to the truck.
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>>477945
This.
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After a few hours, you finally get back to the truck, and see what seems to be a fox poking around the truck. It bites down on what seems to be one of the communist's ration boxes and tries to open it, before seeing you and running off into the woods. Paying no attention to this, you go up to the vehicle.

Actions.

>Toss that ration box towards the forest. Might as well help the local widlife.
>...See if you can't bring that fox back towards you with the ration box.
>Start repairing the truck.
>See if you can't strip the truck down for parts.
>Head back to the castle.
>Absorb the truck!
>Write-In
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>>477988
>Absorb the truck!

I just noticed that Ritter and some other stuff aren't on the character sheet.
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>>478006
Haven't gotten around to Daciana, Ritter, or Kutyvoka yet.
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>>477988
>Start repairing the truck.
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>>478020
Switching to this. Take it back home and siphon the fuel for Stojans truck.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 for repairing a truck.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>478037
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18+4=22

Great Success!

You repair the truck successfully, and begin to drive back to the castle, and park outside of it. It's currently night time.

You are now Stojan, and you have just heard a truck pull up to the castle while you eat a steak you brought along. You of course go out of the dining room and see Ritter's pulled up. Along with a new truck.

Actions.

>Ask if Ritter's got the cosncripts and took care of them.
>You should do something about the new vehicle you have... (Specify)
>...You should see what Daciana's up to. You haven't really seen her after the brief combat.
>Maybe Karkmann's taking a break.
>...It is time to find Kutyvoka, and talk to her... Or just cuddle with her, since Ivanka's still in a coma.
>...Probably should ask if Ritter brought back any conscript for Ivanka and you.
>...Just go to bed, you're exhausted.
>Write-in
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>>478052
>...You should see what Daciana's up to. You haven't really seen her after the brief combat.

Ask Ritter later.
>Ask if Ritter's got the cosncripts and took care of them.
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>>478052
>>...You should see what Daciana's up to. You haven't really seen her after the brief combat.
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>>478056
This.
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You decide to find Daciana, and you eventually find her in the back of the armory, with a few freshly dug holes surrounding her. She seems to have not noticed you, and seems to be drinking some rakija.

Actions.

>Eh, you just wanted to know what she's doing.
>What's with the holes?
>...Why exactly are you drinking right now?
>Are you still pissed at me for laughing you off earlier?
>...Surprise belly rub? It's time to trigger a Romanian.
>...So, I remember your part of the Romanian Iron Guard.
>Have you ever met someone called Leopold back in the city?
>...So, how are you liking it with me so far?
>Mind if I ask what firearms you prefer using?
>Scare her, of course.
>Write-In
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>>478076
>...So, I remember your part of the Romanian Iron Guard.
Also ask if you can help with the burial.
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>>478076
>...So, I remember your part of the Romanian Iron Guard.
>Have you ever met someone called Leopold back in the city?
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"So... I remember you mention you were part of the Romanian Iron Guard."

"Yeah, what about it?"

"...I'm somewhat curious about what exactly it is."

"What, you don't know about it?"

"...I was locked up during most of the war."

"Ah. Well, what do you want to know then?"

Actions

>...Well, just wondering if you knew Kutyvoka was Jewish.
>I was wondering what exactly it is.
>Why did you join it?
>...I've heard the Iron Guard was ultra-nationalistic. You don't really seem too nationalistic.
>Why were you in the Soviet army?
>Mind if I ask what religion you are?
>Write-In
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>>478102
>I was wondering what exactly it is.
>Mind if I ask what religion you are?
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>>478132
This.
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[b["Well, would you mind if I ask what religion you are?"[/b]

"...Well, it's somewhat hard to say in Russian."

"Well, what is it?"

She says something in Romanian, which you can barely understand.

"What?"

"Creștin-ortodoxe."

"...You're a christian orthodox?"

"Yeah."

"Ah... Would you mind if you told me what exactly the Iron Guard is?"

"Highly fascistic and religious political party back in Romania, sadly it didn't last long enough to get rid of the degenerates."

"...Degenerates?"

"Of course. The vile roma's and israelites."

"...Oh."

"The party is mostly founded on Orthodox ideals, martyrdom, self-sacrifice, that sort of thing."

Actions

>Sort of reminds me of the Nazis.
>Your anti-Semitic?
>Hypothetical question... If you controlled Romania, what would you do to them then?
>What exactly is your education anyways?
>That doesn't sound very nice, to be honest.
>Tell me that you don't believe all that stuff...
>What's with humans and racism anyways?
>You know Kutyvoka's jewish, right?
>Write-In
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>>478150
>You know Kutyvoka's jewish, right?
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"You know Kutyvoka is Jewish, right?"

"At least she's not in my country then."

"...I was expecting you to flip out and yell that she was to be given the final solution or something."

"Well, I think the jews should just go back to Israel so we don't have to deal with them and their drain on the economy and their vile control over the banks. Kutyvoka's fine so long as she doesn't try to leech off me or my country."

Actions.

>So what your saying is that it's not your problem?
>I suppose that's reasonable.
>I somewhat agree, Poles for Poland, Brits for Britain, that sort of thing, right?
>...I somewhat wish my wife was a little less of a communist and more of a fascist.
>Well, Poland's your homeland now...
>...I personally disagree, alright?
>...That's despicable, Kutyvoka isn't somesort of leech or anything like that.
>Write-In
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>>478177
>I suppose that's reasonable.

Let's take a look at our "family"
>A communist Russian who is known to skin people alive and is irritated whenever we bring up God.
>A smaller Russian communist who isn't a psychopath.
>A Jewish German who we fed human to while she was still human and kept as a pet for a period of time.
>A Romanian orthodox Christian who was part of the Romanian version of the SS and is anti-Semitic. Sort of friends with the Jew btw.
>A German Catholic robot designed to guard some holy secret who also eats weapons and now looks like a wolf.

Sweet white Christian Jesus Christ. How did this come to be?
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"I suppose that's reasonable."

"Yeah. You want some rakija?"

"Sure."

You grab the glass bottle of rakija and slam it down, and put it down to the side.

"...So, I'd ask why the hell we have a robot that looks like a werewolf, but I suspect that neither you or I know the answer."

"I don't. I really don't."

"Yeah... Me either."

Actions.

>...So, what exactly is it like being a werewolf from your perspective anyways?
>...Sorry about pissing you off earlier with the whole human flesh thing.
>...Why won't you just eat human flesh like the rest of the family? Well, actually Ritter doesn't eat people.
>...We have a very, very strange family.
>...So, I think you should talk to someone called Leopold.
>Well, thanks for the talk. I'm going now.
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>>478229
>...We have a very, very strange family.
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>>478229
>...We have a very, very strange family.
>...So, I think you should talk to someone called Leopold.
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"Yeah, we have a very strange family."

"We?"

"Yeah. We."

"I don't know why you keep insisting on me being a part of your family."

"Well, why not?'

She grabs the glass bottle of rakija and begins to chug it down.

"Well, I already have a family back in Romania. I don't need another one."

"Right... Well, I think you should talk to someone called Leopold."

"...Sounds German. Who is he?"

Actions.

>...He's an interesting guy. You'll probably like him.
>He's an SS officer.
>He's a pretty nice guy. For a nazi.
>...He's basically one of my more loyal soldiers.
>...Nevermind, actually.
>Write-In
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>>478265
>...He's an interesting guy. You'll probably like him.
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"He's an interesting guy. You'll probably like him."

"I've never heard of him before. I guess you can introduce me when we get back."

Actions.

>I can do better then that, why don't I invite him right now?
>Why don't we drive down to see him... Wherever he is?
>...Well, sure I suppose.
>Nevermind... That's stupid of me.
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>>478272
>...Well, sure I suppose.
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>>478272
>I can do better then that, why don't I invite him right now?
We should fill him in.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Sure.
2=Why don't I bring him over?
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>>478280
Switching to this.
>>
Whelp, nevermind then. Writing here in a little bit.
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"You know what, why don't I bring him over?"

"Sure, I guess."

"And why don't you come with me?"

"Sure."

Actions.

>...Actually, you should stay here and protect Kutyvoka.
>Well, let's get going! We only have a limited time frame after all.
>We should get him tomorrow.
>Write-In
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>>478300
>Well, let's get going! We only have a limited time frame after all.
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>>478300
>We should get him tomorrow.

It's dark out. Beasts and conscripts dwell in the forest at night.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go!
2=Get him tomorrow
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You decide to wait until tomorrow, and you head to bed... Ivanka drools a little on your arm, while it seems Daciana and Kutyvoka sleep in different rooms. Ritter seems to be standing guard outside.

Eventually you wake up and get Daciana early to go down to get Leopold.

"Well, come on then, let's get going!"

You rush to the truck, and she follows closely. You begin to drive down towards the city once more, right by city hall.

"So, why are you introducing him to me anyways?"

"Well, I think the two of you have a lot in common!"

"...Right. Well, when will we arrive?"

"See that camp right there? He should be in there."

You pull up, and look out of the window.

"You, private! Tell me where Leopold is!"

"He's right in the camp, want me to get him?"

"Of course!"

A few minutes later, Leopold comes out in his stylish SS uniform.

"What is it?"

"Get in, I want to talk to you."

"...Fine."

He yawns, most likely from waking up so early and crawls into the back of the truck.

He's the first one to start conversation.

"...Erh, who are you?"

"I'm a friend of Stojan, apparently."

"She's a part of my family."

"Family?"

"Of course!"

"...Right."

You begin to drive into the woods.

"...So, I see your a part of the SS."

"And I can see your Romanian."

"How?"

"Accent. I learned it during my time."

"I'm not a gypsy, if that's what your saying."

"How would you prove you aren't a gypsy?"

"You two sound retarded."
Both of them ignore you.

"Because I'm part of the Romanian Iron Guard."

"Well then, well met... I hope you aren't lying to me."

"I'm not, German."

"Well, we can all safely say that Germany's much better then Romania, right?"

"I think you forget the Germans burned down Rome. Us Romania's are the successors of it."

"Ha! Please, you Romania's are nothing more then a land full of gypsies."

"What the hell did you just say about Romania?!"

Actions.

>Leopold is right.
>Daciana is right.
>Both of your countries are great in different ways.
>...Well, both of your countries suck compared to Poland.
>The two of you really need to calm down.
>Don't get involved.
>Write-In
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>>478387
>...Well, both of your countries suck compared to Poland.
Polish people are the only übermensch
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>>478387
>...Well, both of your countries suck compared to Poland.
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>>478387
>Both of your countries are great in different ways.
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"Well, both of your countries suck compared to Poland."

Both of them start laughing. You start growling, heavily annoyed.

"What is it?"

"J-Just repeat vat what you said, please."

"Poland is the greatest country on ear-"

They both start laughing again.

Actions.

>What the hell is so funny about that?
>If the two of you continue laughing I will crash this truck with no survivors.
>The two of you are in denial about how awesome Poland is.
>...Well, I plan on making Poland great, better then the two of your guy's countries.
>Write-In
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>>478407
>The two of you are in denial about how awesome Poland is.
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"The two of you are in denial about how awesome Poland is."

"I'm in denial about a country that gets conquered at least once every generation?"

"Nice one, fraulein."

You feel irritated and continue driving towards the castle, and finally arrive. You get out of the truck, and the two of them seem to be talking rather amiably now.

"Stojan, why did you want me to come with you anyways?" says Leopold.

Actions

>...I wanted to introduce you to Daciana.
>Just wondering, do you find Daciana attractive at all?
>...I partially want another family member. If that makes sense.
>Write-In
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>>478441
>Just wondering, do you find Daciana attractive at all?
Oh, and my wife got shot in the neck. Could you help us defend this castle?
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>>478441
>Just wondering, do you find Daciana attractive at all?
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"...You wouldn't happen to find Daciana attractive at all, would you?"

"Uh... Why are you asking?"

"Just out of curiosity."

"...I suppose a little."

"Oh, good. Just wondering, could you help protect this castle? My wife got shot in the neck."

"Ja, of course."

"Thanks."

Actions.

>...You know, I think you and Daciana have potential.
>Just a little?
>...Why don't I introduce you to Kutyvoka next?
>Have you met Ritter yet?
>Write-In
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>>478468
>Just a little?
>>
>>478468
>Just a little?
>...You know, I think you and Daciana have potential.
>>
"Just a little?"

"Ja."

"Why only a little?"

"Well, she's Romanian for one."

"...Is that bad?"

"I prefer German women."

Actions.

>Come on, culture doesn't really matter when your a werewolf. Your acting like a racist human would.
>...Well, I bet she feels the same way about you.
>Romanian isn't bad... They've done some important things. Right?
>What, do you want Aryan women or something?
>Write-In
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>>478487
>Bah, fascist.
>Have Karkmann check on Ivanka, she's been asleep for a long time.
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>>478487
>Romanian isn't bad... They've done some important things. Right?

If it wasn't for Vlad the Impaler and Romania you'd be speaking Turkish right now. Also what color of fur is Daciana and Leopold. Even as werewolves this might be important.
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"Come on, being Romanian isn't bad. Vlad the Impaler stopped us all from speaking Turkish, and both of you have black fur. It's a match made in Heaven."

"...Still, I prefer German women."

"Why? Both of you are werewolves now, so who cares where you came from?"

"That's borderline marxist."

"Hey!"

Actions.

>Come on, you don't want to be some genetic dead end, right? (Charisma, HARD)
>The two of you would be adorable together, alright?
>I'm just going now, alright?
>Well, good luck being lonely forever.
>Write-In
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>>478527
>The two of you would be adorable together, alright?
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>>478527
>The two of you would be adorable together, alright?
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"The two of you would be adorable together, alright?"

"Sounds degenerate."

"See? She also says that! The two of you would be two adorable fascists together!"

He's beginning to look slightly uncomfortable.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he breaks. Additional +2 for any other reasons for him to try to court Daciana.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>478553
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>>478553
Come on comrade! You can use a little genetic variation. HaHaHaHa!
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>>478565
Why must we be cursed?
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>478553
Daciana is as good as any German woman. She sees the world for how it is just like you do.
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>478570
Come on, work or you will cast into a smelting plant!
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>>478570
Please roll.
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>>478577
Yer a wizard, Anti.
And a thumpin' good one too.
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>>478577
Oh, guess I can threaten dice to crit as well. XD.
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Use this to help convince Leopold

"Both you and Daciana were members of organizations that worked to better their nations and raise their people above what they were previously. Tha principle will still be in practice but instead of just for their individual nations it will be for an entire species. You and Daciana together can help the Lycanthrope race and make it so that it truly ascends."

This is also telling him he should mate with her
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>>478577
Critical Success!

"Come on, Daciana is as good as any German woman. She sees the world for how it is just like you do, and besides... You could use a little genetic variation."

"...Damn it, fine."

"Well, go on then."

"...What the hell do I say though?"

"Why are you asking me?"

"You know her better then I do, komrade."

Actions.

>Nope, use your imagination and do it, alright?
>Why don't I go up to her and ask if she likes you back?
>Fine, here's what you should say... (Specify?)
>Write-In
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>>478595
>Fine, here's what you should say... (Specify?)
"Hey Daciana, want to help me make the master race?"
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>>478595
>Fine, here's what you should say... (Specify?)

Maybe use this >>478592
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>>478581
Thanks, I hope one day to perfect my craft and troll the absolute shit out of /d/ms other undesirables.

>>478598
Eh. That but I vote for. "Ask to take her hunting some time, preferably something non-human. She's weird like that."
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes for Leopold.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>478609
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3+4=7

Great Failure!

He goes up to Daciana...

"...So, why don't you help me make the master race some time, fraulein?"

"No, I won't mate with you, German."

"Vat? Why?"

"My Roman heritage would be squandered on you."

"...Oh."

"Sorry."

"It's fine."

"If you want, we can still be friends."

"...Ja."

"At least, until the race war."

"...Ja."

She walks off, and Leopold looks a little miserable.

"Well, you blew it."

"Ja."

Actions.

>There's always more fish in the sea. Don't worry.
>...I think you've got to prove yourself to her.
>Come on, try to take her hunting or something.
>Congratulations, you got friend zoned.
>Just leave.
>Write-In
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>>478635
>Come on, try to take her hunting or something.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>478609
Land high or suffer!
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>>478641
Well 'A' good thing I'm late. And 'B' why didn't it work?
>Congratulations, you got friend zoned.
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>>478635
>Come on, try to take her hunting or something.

Why? Why didn't anyone else roll when I failed?
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>>478648
Sadism.
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"Congratulations, you've gotten friend zoned."

"...I did, holy shit. I didn't even know what was happening until it was too late."

"Well, you should try to take her hunting or something."

"...I should, shouldn't I?"

"Yeah... Though it'll probably be awkward at first."

"Ja."

"Come on... You should try it again."

"...Fine, I think I will."

PoV choice.

>Remain as Stojan and do things other then romance.
>Be Leopold and try to get Daciana to like you.
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>>478658
>Be Leopold and try to get Daciana to like you.
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You are now Leopold. And you are on rapid approach with Daciana, who you think is somewhat attractive. You know, with the whole "race war when" attitude. You like that in women... Now if only she was part of the German master race. Oh well.

You walk up to her again.

"What is it now?"

"Well... You see, I was wondering if you want to go hunting with me? It is good fun."

"...Why?"

"Well, we're friends, aren't we?"

"But why hunting?"

"Why not hunting? It is good past time."

"Listen, I'm trying to not be like the other werewolves here, alright?"

"Vat? Come on, it's just hunting."

"That's a slippery slope."

Actions.

>Come on, we won't be hunting people or anything.
>...Please? I find hunting people good exercise.
>...You aren't like the other werewolves though.
>You're trying not to eat human flesh? That is good moderation.
>Why don't we do something else then?
>Write-In
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>>478686
Surely your Romanian heritage and strength of character will prevent you from falling into depravity, have faith in yourself and your ancestors
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>>478686
>Come on, we won't be hunting people or anything.
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>>478723
....that is so horribly out of character I don't know what to say.
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>>478686
>Come on, we won't be hunting people or anything.
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"Come on, we won't be hunting people or anything like that."

"...Well, alright I guess."

"Thank you, fraulein! Why don't we do it now?"

"Sure, I suppose..."

"Ja, this will be wunderbar!"

"I've never hunted before, but let's do it."

"What, why?"

"Romania. Swamps. That sort of thing."

"Ah."

Actions.

>Have no fear, the SS will protect you!
>Why don't we compete for who has the best race?
>...Well, I heard Stojan hunted twenty bears in one night. Why don't the two of us try to surpass him?
>Write-In
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>>478772
>"I'll show you the ropes and how to be a true hunter"
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"Well then, I will show you the ropes and how to hunt."

"Right... Well, let's get started I suppose."

Roll me a 1d20+2 on explaining on how hunting works as a werewolf. Additional +4 if you can explain in detail on how hunting as a werewolf works.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>478787
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>478787
Hunting as a werewolf is pretty simple. If you see something in the woods like a deer you shoot it. Alternatively you can choose the more bestial technique. Get close and drive your dagger like claws into the prey and kill it.
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18+6=24

Overwhelming Success!

"Well, fraulein... Hunting as a wehrwolf is pretty simple. If you see something such as a deer, shoot it before it flees. Or, if you're like Stojan, you get up close and rip and tear with your claws, or teeth and kill it."

"...Ah. Well, let's take the shooting option then?"

Actions.

>...Well, I bet you'd look good covered in the blood of your enemies and hearing the lamentations of their men. Why don't you try ripping and tearing?
>Ripping and tearing is something every newbie should be acquainted with.
>Shooting is good and efficient.
>I think you'd be a fine shooter. So why don't you do that?
>Well, let's get started then!
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>>478812
>Well, let's get started then!
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Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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>>478820
This.
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>>478812
>Shooting is good and efficient.
>I think you'd be a fine shooter.
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"Well, let's get started then! I think you'd be a fine shooter!"

The two of you go out into the forest and you see four tracks... Which one will you follow?

>Lynx tracks.
>Bear tracks.
>Deer tracks.
>Boar tracks?
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>>478850
>Bear tracks.
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>>478850
>Bear tracks
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You follow the bear tracks, and eventually come to a small clearing where a bear is eating some berries.

Actions.

>...Tell Daciana to take the shot!
>You should show her how awesome your rifle is. Open fire on it!
>...It's time to do someting abnormal and stupid as hell. Rush the bear and try to climb on it!
>Try to rush the bear and claw and bite it!
>Write-In
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>>478877
>You should show her how awesome your rifle is. Open fire on it!
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Roll me a 1d20+3 for taking the shot!
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>478893
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>478893
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>478893
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16+3=19

Good Success!

You aim your rifle down and fire three shots straight into it's head, dealing heavy damage and it begins to charge at you, then falls on the ground as you fire another shot into it's head. Smoke comes out of it's ears.

"...Holy shit, your rifle can do that?"

"Yeah. It probably just cooked that bear's brains."

"Slightly disgusting, but that's cool... Now, what the hell are we going to do with the body?"

"Oh. That..."

Actions.

>Well... You hungry?
>Well, we skin it! Let me teach you how...
>I think that was too easy. Fire another shot into the bear's head.
>...Well, I suppose we drag it back to the castle.
>Write-In
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>>478904
>Well... You hungry?
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>>478907
And skin it.
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>>478904
> skin it
Also I wouldn't call for rounds to the head to easy, brains aren't that resilient
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"Well... Are you hungry?"

"Yeah... Oh. We're eating the bear?"

"Ja."

"...Should we cook it or something?"

"Vat? Oh. Right... Well, we don't really need to cook things, you know."

"Well, alright I guess..."

The two of you start eating the bear, and you feel full by the time it ends. Probably because you just ate a bear with someone.

"...Well, hunting's a tad bit boring when you think about it."

"What? Why?"

"We're basically just running around killing animals. There's things we could be doing besides that."

"...Like what?"

"Well, I barely know you for one."

"Right..."

Actions.

>Hunting isn't boring. You just haven't gotten into the spirit of it yet.
>You women and your talking... Fine, I suppose.
>What, is this boring somehow? Why don't we escalate it to people then?
>...Fine, I'll challenge myself then.
>What would you be doing besides this then?
>Write-In
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>>478929
>What would you be doing besides this then?
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"...Well, what would you be doing beside this then?"

"Well... Damn it. I'm too used to army life."

"...Ah, you fell into not having anything to do, did you?"

"...Yeah. Never really had the time to do anything else besides manage my squad."

"Right. I understand a similar feeling."

"Oh."

"Ja... As you can tell from my uniform, I'm part of the SS. Not much time for hobbies."

"Right... I guess the two of us aren't really adjusted to doing things in our spare time then."

"Well, not really, no."

"Great. At this rate we're going to fall to crippling boredom."

Actions.

>...Come on then, what did you like to do in your spare time before you joined the army?
>Well, I think I have an idea for us to do... (Specify)
>So, your used to army life, are you?
>Let's continue hunting, alright?
>...What exactly did you want to do when you left the army anyways?
>...You know, if this is boring I can probably make up for it with my sparkling personality.
>Write-In
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>>478947
>>...What exactly did you want to do when you left the army anyways?
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>>478947
>...What exactly did you want to do when you left the army anyways?

Start a family perhaps?
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"What exactly did you want to do when you left the army anyways?"

"...Well, I wanted to return to a prosperous Romania... Have a family, not worry about coming under sniper fire or being killed every day."

Actions

>I can relate. Earlier I just wanted to leave the army and settle down.
>That sounds rather pleasant.
>...Why don't you give me a chance then?
>Well, I think that's a good thing.
>That's truly a noble cause.
>Maybe you should take it up a notch. See if you can't caress her or something.
>Write-In
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>>478963
>I can relate. Earlier I just wanted to leave the army and settle down.
>...Why don't you give me a chance then?
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>>478963
>Maybe you should take it up a notch. See if you can't caress her or something.
>...Why don't you give me a chance then?
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"...I can relate. Earlier, about a few months ago I just wanted to leave the army and settle down."

"Yeah... Seems like as soldiers we just want to get out of dodge, while as civilians we have nothing to do."

"Yep... Why don't you give me a chance then?"

"...A chance for what?"

"Well, why don't you let me try to court you?"

"I barely know you, alright?"

Actions.

>...Come on, please?
>Let me tell you, that will change.
>...That doesn't stop you from being extremely attractive.
>Come on, we're both part of the master race. Give me a chance.
>Caress her?
>Write-In for other romantic gestures/reasoning's.

Anyways anons, I'm going to pass out.
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>>478991
>Come on, we're both part of the master race. Give me a chance.
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>>478991
>Come on, we're both part of the master race. Give me a chance.

I'm probably going to bed soon.
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Roll me a 1d20+2, additional +2 for any good reasons on why she should let you court her.
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>479148
We're both werewolves and I don't think anyone else is going to court you anytime soon. At least not another Romanian.
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>479148
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19+4=23

Good Success

"Come on fraulein, we're both wehrwolves and I don't think anyone else is going to court you anytime soon. At least you'll be with a good, honest Prussian, as I doubt there are many Romanians here... Especially Romanians that have your particular beliefs."

She sighs a little, and looks at you.

"...I don't know if this is a fucking mistake to actually agree... But fine."

Actions.

>Thank you for giving me a chance at the least.
>I promise you'll fall in love with me, alright?
>Mistake? The master race never makes mistakes!
>Hug her out of gratitude, of course!
>...Caress her? (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>479306
>Thank you for giving me a chance at the least.
>Hug her out of gratitude, of course!
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"...Thank you for giving me a chance at the least."

You hug her and she growls.

"Goddamn it..."

"What?"

"...Why does everyone do this?"

"...Everyone hugs you?"

"Nevermind."

"Right... Wel-"

She burps loudly.

"Sorry. What were you saying?"

"...Well, I was thinking that we could do something, since you don't find hunting interesting."

"It's tasty, but it is a little boring."

Actions.

>Well, I think you have potential to be a great hunter... Besides, we've only tried shooting them. Maybe you are of the more melee oriented kind?
>Have you ever tried hunting conscripts before?
>...Well, why don't we go into the city and do something then? There's plenty of things to do.
>...Might as well be blunt and ask if she wants to mate. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...You have a brilliant idea. Why don't the two of you try to get on a train or something?
>Well, why don't the two of us head back to the castle? I have a few ideas.
>Write-In
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>>479326
>Well, I think you have potential to be a great hunter... Besides, we've only tried shooting them. Maybe you are of the more melee oriented kind?

Have her use her claws for the first time. Then she'll be covered in gore and more desensitized to killing in general. Then she might move on to being able to cope with killing humans.
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"Come on, I think you have potential to be a great hunter. Besides, we've only tried shooting them... Maybe you should try using your claws."

"Sure, I suppose."

"Wundarbar! now find us some prey!"

"Alright."

The two of you follow tracks, and find a stag, unaware of your presence.

"...So, how exactly am I supposed to use these things?"

Actions.

>Well, try to put it down quickly and quietly. It's the professional way. (Daciana will become professional towards killing.)
>Well, go up to it, think of the things that anger you, and rip and tear through it. At least, that's what I do. (Daciana will become berserk-like towards killing.)
>Well, I recommend trying to take out as many chunks of it as possible so it will be slowed down. It's also a little more fun that way. (Daciana will become fun-loving towards killing. Charisma)
>Who said anything about killing it? We're capturing it, and I'll show you how to skin an animal alive. (Charisma, HARD, Daciana might become sadistic towards killing.)
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>>479350
>Well, I recommend trying to take out as many chunks of it as possible so it will be slowed down. It's also a little more fun that way. (Daciana will become fun-loving towards killing. Charisma)
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>>479350
>Well, try to put it down quickly and quietly. It's the professional way. (Daciana will become professional towards killing.)

Our family has enough happy killers.

"Go for the neck."
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>>479350
>>Well, go up to it, think of the things that anger you, and rip and tear through it. At least, that's what I do. (Daciana will become berserk-like towards killing.)
"It well be cathartic. You have barely had time to be yourself, you must be frustrated."
Fuck that beserk bullshit, this is just pent up shit due to being turned into a monster and mind controlled.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Fun
2=Professional
3=Therapeutic
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"Put it down quickly and quietly. Go for the neck and make sure it dies quickly and painlessly, no need for anything sadistic or worse."

"Got it... Wish me luck."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if she can kill this deer!
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>479373
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>479373
Rolling for ultimate predator.
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>479373
>>
12+3=15

Borderline Failure!

She carefully gets close to the stag, and jumps out of the bush, digging her claws into the neck. However she fails to kill it outright and the stag headbutts her with it's antlers, slightly sending her back but doing little actual harm... Until she stabs it right in the throat and it falls to the ground. She takes a deep breath and sits down besides it, exhausted. You of course come out of the bush and go up to the stag's corpse.

Actions.

>You did... Good enough.
>It was a little sloppy.
>...I think it was lovely, like a dance of sorts.
>Start butchering the deer.
>So, how was it to kill one of God's creatures?
>Write-In
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>>479395
>You did... Good enough.
>It was a little sloppy.
>But nothing to bad for a first timer.
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"Well, fraulein... You did good enough, it was a little sloppy though. But nothing too bad for a first timer."

"Y-yeah... I can barely breathe."

"Well, it headbutted you with it's antlers because it noticed you. At least it's dead."

"Yeah."

"So, would you mind if I asked if you liked it?"

"...It's more interesting then shooting, I suppose... Also it's relaxing in a sense."

"Relaxing?"

"Yeah... I really only get that relaxed when I'm threatening or harming someone. You understand that, right?"

"Ja, of course."

"Yeah. I don't you know, enjoy or love hurting things. I just find it therapeutic."

"That's a careful line, but I understand."

"Yeah."

Actions.

>...Why exactly do you like threatening people anyways?
>So, your alright with hurting things and people, but why won't you eat them?
>...I remember hearing that Stojan was tortured. Did you happen to do that?
>Why exactly are you telling me this?
>...What are you, a sociopath?
>Write-In
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>>479401
>...I remember hearing that Stojan was tortured. Did you happen to do that?
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"Well, I did hear that Stojan was tortured... Did you happen to do that?"

"You heard about it?"

"Yes, the handiwork was rather good, but a bit lacking in form."

"...Lacking?"

"Well, if you wanted information you could of down a carrot and stick approach."

"...I just wanted vengeance for my men, alright?"

"Of course, I would want something similar."

"But you think it's good?"

Actions.

>What exactly did Stojan do to your men then?
>Of course it is.
>Well, it's like an art form, you see?
>I think it's rather brutish and cruel, to be honest.
>Come on, let's talk about a different subject.
>Well, I could share a few techniques with you that I learned back in Berlin.
>...Do you take pride in your skill?
>Write-In
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