>>478630
>Write-in
Perform auto-fellatio

>>478630
>Leave room

>>478630
>>Write-in
Listen to the voice and kill them all

Starting with yourself.

>>478630
Curl up and cry in a corner

>>478632
100% behind this choice.

>>478630
Search the room

Take the chandle and quickly check the room.

>>478642
This

>>478650
TRIPFAGS GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET OUT

>>478655
No

Hijacking
>>478632
>>478639
You begin to preform auto fellatio, taking off your filthy sweatpants in a shy shuffle. When you finally strip all the way down, you whip out your Italian sausage from last Tuesday and attempt to steady it between your legs, your nervous body refusing to hold it still. Your back cracks as you bend over, your tongue sticking out lusting for the rancid cheese that has formed. When your tongue is only millimeters away, you find that you can't reach it due to your incredibly shit flexibility and small sausage. Promptly tossing it out to the corner, you put back on your shirt, and only your shirt, before leaving the room

The first thing that greets you is an overly toned black man. Or rather, his ass. His muscles glisten in the shitty incandescent light, bulging every second as he flexes happily in the large mirror nearby. On your left is a staircase leading both upwards and downwards, while on your right are more rooms. Although the bulbs on the ceiling are shattered on that end, you can make out a door and a sign. It says, "GYM."

>Smack the man's ass
>Go back in your room and cry
>Tiptoe to the staircase
>Walk to the gym
>Write-in

>>478662
>Tiptoe to the staircase

>>478662
Smack the guy's ass then quickly escape to our room.

>>478662
>Smack the man's ass
>Don't just smack it, grab it.

You hyperventilate a bit before deciding fuck it, and you attempt to suck your own dick on the bed. You try for at least 5 minutes but you can never quite reach it and you fall off the bed at one point. Your neck now hurts.

The reality that this may be your life now and that you can't suck your own dick gets to you. The bottled up pain from all the bullies of past and people on QTG discord that doubt you comes out. You can’t take it anymore so you just go into the corner, and cry, and cry.

Until no more tears come out.

Steeling yourself that in this life you can do better. You stop and give yourself a few minutes then try for once in your pitiful life. You pick up the candle while getting some hot wax on yourself. You wince in pain. You entertain the idea of just following that voice and ending your own life.

You shake your head from those foolish thoughts.

After looking around you notice two things. That bed you were on was terribly made as is everything in this room. And a waterskin you pocket the waterskin then exit the room.

What greets you outside the door is splash of water and the smell of the sea. It appears you are in the ocean. The top of the ship looks rickety at best and you can't see anyone else. There is a sail on a giant mast in the middle of the ship. It has the symbol of a frog on it. There is another walkway down into the bowels of the ship. And another going to a steering wheel that controls the rudder.

>Explore rest of boat
>Use steering wheel
>Write-in

>>478662
collect all 7 dragonballs

>>478679
>Explore rest of boat

This is a pathetic attempt at a quest.

>>478679
Explore the rest of the boat,dan

>>478679
Explore the boat in search of the dragon balls

>>478679
>Explore the rest of the boat.

>>478680
Fuck off boat-kun.

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>>478679
Suddenly, a tall blonde man appears, and begins talking in moonspeak.

He walks over to you, and punches through your stomach, while you stand there confused as to where DIO came from.

Deciding to go down into the boat to see what it has in store you go down the stairs. Your candle lights the room up so you can see. It looks even worse than the top. A few crates that seem to filled with nothing beside a bit of wood and nails litter the floor.

There also appears to be a brig just next to them which strikes you as a bad place to put a prisoner. I mean someone could steal from the crates and use something from there to escape. Not that it matters much as when you touch the bars they give way.

A bit worried that the boat will break while you stand on it you go back upstairs carefully. You go up to the steering wheel. There doesn't seem to be much up here beside the wheel and a spyglass. For fun you look out the spyglass and see something. Something that looks a lot like a ship! It’s too far away to see much about it but you can tell it's a ship.

>Try to contact them
>Watch them and see what they do.

>>478716
>Try to contact them

>>478716
Shoot at them.
According to the OP, the ship has a 5 inch gun.

>>478716
Yell and call them faggots

You need to contact this ship. If only you had a 5 inch gun then you could use that to attract attention.


You quickly scurry to the below deck and hoping to find something in one of the boxes you didn't check you look for something that could draw attention to yourself.

You find what looks to be a torch. You also find a cutlass and a map! Truly your new life is looking up.

You go back up to the top of the ship and light the torch using the candle. You wave the torch about while dancing around toward the direction of the other boat.

The boat must have seen you as it changed course towards you. Grabbing your spyglass you look at it closer. It appears to have a single crewman. He looks be on a boat just like yours.

Creepily like yours.

He gets kinda close. Barely enough for him to jump across to your boat. He appears to be a man with brown hair wearing clothes similar to yours. He has a darker tint to your pale basement dweller skin. His muscles are not unsubstantial . If you had to say he could lift a good load of weight.

He is currently on the ground wheezing.

>Help him up
>Introduce yourself
>Write-in

>>478771
>Write-in
Run him through with the cutlass

>>478771
>Help him up

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>>478771
Nigger

There's a five-incber right there

Your reference image needs to be accurately depicting its subject.

Git gud

>>478771
Help him up

>>478771
Murder.

Need a vote or in near a half an hour imma roll d2 to decide.

>>478771
Help him up, maybe he knows something plot relevant

Help him up
>>478838
Don't be gay, OP.

Going over to the man you help him up and he breathes a bit more before righting himself.

He says “Hello, my name is Philip. Do you know where we are or how we got here?”

You shake horizontally.

“Ah I see… well then if you didn’t know I was chilling around in my apartment and I had just got this new game called Boat Simulator. When I put on my helmet to play I felt an intense pain in my neck. Then I woke up here. After the initial shock I got up and looked to see where I was. Then I saw you. What about you?”

You nod and say “Yea that happened to me to. Maybe we got transported into this like in those shitty four chan quests.”

“What is a four chan quest?” he asks with a confused expression

“Uhm, nothing. So...do you want to check out your boat?”

“Check out what, it's a boat. Plus it's already pretty much gone.”

True to his word the boat was sailing away while you were chatting.

>Run to the wheel and catch that boat
>Let it sail away.
>Write-in

Last post for the night. I will be back tomorrow with more boat based adventures.

>>478916
>Run to the wheel and catch that boat

>>478916
>Shoot the damn gun

>>479619
>Write in
Kill him with our cutless.

And we're back laddies

You dash up the stairs over to the wheel and try to figure out how to use it. After a bit you figure it out and start steering to the other boat.

Since that boat is essentially a carbon copy of yours it's more just going to follow it at the same pace. Maybe later you will catch up to it.

You go back down the stairs and see Philip leaning on the mast. He says to you “Hey I never did get your name.”

“Oh sorry, it's John. So… what do we now?”

“Oh uhm… i’m not sure.”

“Well this was supposed to be pirate simulator. We could be pirates. You know if we ignore the moral implications of killing and looting.”

>Tell him about the Kill Everyone voice
>Become Blackbeard two: electric boogaloo
>Write-in

Fuck, I have to go. Something just popped up. I will be back here later.

>>479632

>Tell him about the Kill Everyone voice

>>479632
>Become Blackbeard two: electric boogaloo

>>479632
>Become Blackbeard two: electric buggery

“That sounds good. I always thought pirates were badass.”

“Yea me too. Do you mind showing me around the boat?”

“If you want but its a pretty shitty boat.”

He looks around “Yea seems like it.”

You show him around the shitty ship. When you get to the lower floor of the boat you mention say “I found some stuff down here beside the wood and stuff. Got a map and cutlass.”

He says in reply “Oh good, I was worried we wouldn't have anywhere to sell our loot if we did raid some ships. Bring it out let's try and figure out where we are.”

You unfurl the map and show it to him. The map shows a little chibi version of your boat. It is extremely cute. Around it are four islands with names and little foot notes.

>Kaze
A large island with what looks like many ports.
The footnote says “Here you can buy some rations and other knickknacks for you and your mates. They also destroyed another island once. Tis was a sad day when the island Huntsman fell”

>Trickered
A good sized island with a few good ports.
This one footnotes says “This here is a shithole. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. It is a great place to sell loot however. Not once have I been asked where I got me treasures.”

>Larro
A pretty tiny island with one or 2 ports.
Footnote on this one says “This is the place you can sell all those pretty useless junk like statues and whatnot. Be warned though, anyone here can go naked. Anyone. The horrors i've seen.”

>Aristo
An extremely tiny island with no ports.
The footnote about this island says “ I have no idea what's on here. I have heard some cannibals live here or something. A couple people store their treasure here. Almost no one come back from this island.”

>Sail around and look for people to rek
>Go to one of the islands (Which one?)
>Write-in

Will post again tomorrow cause i'm lazy!

>>482549
>Go to one of the islands (Which one?)
>Aristo

>>482549
>Go to one of the islands
Kaze
We need to get some starting money

>>482549
>Go to one of the islands (Which one?)
>Aristo

“Though Kaze looks good let's go to Aristo. Maybe we can find some treasure?”

“Whatever you say man.” He says with a shrug

You go back to the top of the boat and see that Phil’s boat is right next to yours. You point it out to Phil and both of you hop on over.

Phil says while walking to the deck below “Let's see if this boat has anything in it.”

When you two search it you find a lantern and some rations like sea biscuits and salt pork. It takes quite a while to search the boat.

It takes so long that when you go back to your boat with your as Phil puts it “Phat Lewts” it is night time. You decide just incase to tie the boats together with some of the rope you have.

You and Phil both take a boat and start steering to Aristo. You can't actually go on the island because there is no ports and if you tried to dock the boat would become stranded on the sand.

Phil suggests pirating some boats until you have enough money to buy a rowboat and attach it to your main boat.

>Do some piratin
>Swim onto the island (You won't be able to get as much loot from the island because you cant swim with much stuff on you.)
>Go to another island (Which one?)
>Write-in

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>>484783
>stranded on the sand

>>484783
>Write-in
Crash the ship onto the shore

>>484783
(You can't actually actually do any pirating until you have crew. No-one is scared of two nerds with a rusty cutlass.)

One of you find something to make an anchor out of. Go close to the beach (but not close enough that the waves are breaking else you will be washed in) and one if you dive down with the rope and see if there is anything to tie it to (like a big rock), if not one of you will have to swim in to land and find something suitable.

>>484783
Crash the ship on the island

wtf is this thread