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Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc weeaboos, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling manlets (goblins, kobolds and imps) who are also weeaboos and the greedy dragons.
Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while manlets get an extra tech.

After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.

Currently, Turn 47 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made

Last thread >>522833

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>539832
Where my Manlets at?
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I'm tempted to go nuclear but it's not time yet.
Also any orcs?
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>>539836
Ayyyy
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Here I am.
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so, our actions for this turn is to build a fortress at forest place
what second one?
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>>539848
Make fortress around the crator. Key words. AROUND. i dont wanna build a town inside it.

Lets hunt and capture fierce beasts alive for sacrifice for Lichdom
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just to make sure, friendship with manlets is go?
We don't attack each other, wont attack citadel or dragons for 4 turn and protect you guys until you mannage to get set up properly in a new settlement since a human-dragon war is most likely inevitable at this point so you won't get dragged into it?
>>539848
>>539851
if the manlets decide to move out of their citadel this turn we should send a few skellies or something in case dragons get salt about them leaving the
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>>539851
what the point of building around? maybe just build a new village near tomb?
or go and expand to the previous orc place.

too sleepy to rememeber
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Post yer recaps here
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>>539854
We will have to wait until the manlets make a plan before we decide. But moving is priority. We might fight pissed off animals anyway
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>>539854
>if the manlets decide to move out of their citadel this turn we should send a few skellies or something in case dragons get salt about them leaving the
that's waste of action
I'm against helping any other civ period.
here is a rock. if you overthrow it - proceed as you wish.
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>>539855
I wanna move away from the Kingdom. Also a lake at the center where we control a watersource has benefits
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>>539840
No nuclear!
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>>539857
Action: We're packing up to leave the citadel, even getting the grand smeltery we were working on.
Tech: Since our current lightning magic isn't enough, we'll be extending a copper beam out the top of the mountain to catch lightning and hopefully power up the Power Armor the next time a storm comes through.We'll encase the power armor like frankenstein, so no gobbos or manlets get hurt in the process.
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>>539860
technically whenever on current map we move - we move towards the kingdom
also it doesn't matter, it'll fuck us over anyway
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>>539861
Nuclear eventually.
In seriousness I'm thinking about having the orcs at manletland learn about wheels and how to weaponize them.
As well as pray to orc god for a pop boost at wanpanch/femaleorc
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>>539857
Orcs
Estesablish a new shaman a gobbos camps and give him the gem.
Ask orc god to give us population boost.
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>>539859
it would only be a turn, plus if the friendship goes through then temporary protection is something we should provide so then they know we are serious about the friendship
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Let's visit the manlets for zap magics and chemistry. I'm also interested in maths so we cant start quantifying our loot so we can make sure Jew God doesn't take extra when we never knew about it.

Also, remember the loot we found at the portal? We planned to pay Jew God to send down an avatar for it but he wanted us to dance instead. Since we still have it, I'm thinking of appraising it. We might find some good shit since its from an ancient civ
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>>539868
Never orcs never give up!
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>>539870
Noice.

Send Skeletons and StoneBone Golems to manlets.

We make A new settlement around the crator?
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>>539870
Okay, you can protect those.
don't come back to me later if they turn up to be no good allies.
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>>539869
The manlets are leaving in 4 turns we need to get caravans within that.
>>539875
As I said it's not time to go nuclear yet.
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>>539873
Yeah lets get their zaps from the exchange center before they leave.

We can do math some other time, lets examine the loot we found like you said. Maybe it'll be something interesting.
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>>539880
maybe just near tomb then? it's cool
also, I'm not against anymore cause rolls, but isn't sending forces to protect nation we never made a decent contact with is a bit too meta?
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>>539883
They said we could, we loss a lot so we can go with thrm
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>>539891
>never made a decent contact with is a bit too meta?
It is. You have to establish contact first
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>>539889
Getting zap it is then. Maybe we can use an improvement of zap to sell to the manlets and offer to power up their golem?
The main problem they have with powering the golem is because tiny body = tiny amount of mana. And the fact that shock is a shit version of lightning magic

We can probably do that for maths and chemistry
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>>539897
that's why it's always easier to attack first, ask questions later.
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>>539873
>>539857
That, and maybe make some armor to protect our dignity the next time we inevitably fail to beat a pathetic lizard ?
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>>539880
make sure to specify the fortress part, don't want OP being lazy and giving us a shitty looking huts on the crater or some shit like that
also like OP said we need to officially contact manlets first so once they move out we make contact ASAP, at the moment if we try dragon will probably kill any attempts to contact manlets due to them living together currently
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>>539901
Let them do the golem on their own since they feel the need to leave us. Besides theirs is shit because their so small. Once we have it'll be not shit thanks to pur magic affinity and size.

So were doing that and examining the stuff we found near the portal?
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>>539907
Just have a skeleton scout the manlet caves, that'll probably save you some trouble
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Are there any Elf niggas? Lurkers included
If not, i'll make the recap myself.
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>>539910
won't he be confused for one their wild undead skeletons which were showing up?
send few humans along then
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>>539906
We already have those I think.

Radical wants to appraise our loot we got a few turns back for some cool shit. We never got around doing that
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>>539910
OP giving advice and being helpfull?
Imposter, what have you done with the real OP
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goblin senpai here!
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Speaking of which, Dragons want to have manlet zappity zappy zap. Do manlets consent?
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>>539907
Why are you in such a rush?

We have literally nothing to gain from killing manlets lmao. We have more to gain if they're alive
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>>539883
Also they need us for heavy lifting
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>>539869
So this means that he surviving orcs move in with the gobs right
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>>539919
we consent
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>>539925
Yes, we will travel with them and convert them eventually to orc god bloodism.
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>>539920
I want to establish good manlet relations as quick as possible before Solid or anyone else fucks this chance that I have spent the end of last thread convincing to do
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>>539925
For now
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>>539925
Also you didn't answer my question, converting other races to our religion, do we get a bonus?
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>>539926
Once we inevitably develop shitty zap zap to a full fledged lightning magic, come stop by and we can probably power your golem. If you have something we probably will want. We can teach it to you, probably, assuming your shit mp can handle the mana cost
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>>539929
i dont want to join the barbs, but idk about the others..
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so barb turn recap as far I can figure it out:
1st action : using all that meteor pieces, smashed elven and orc bones, burnt trees and other shit - slap together nice new settlement with a nice fort in center.
Do that around the crater? or just on the east side?
We can make it on the river, as port city, and fish for fish and make dry mackerel
2nd action : take few manlet skeletons and one barb named Canon to scout in general direction of manlet caves. Cause manlets even when skeletons are so insecure - they got homesick. And wanna see mutated mommy and daddy
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>>539933
we're not joining the barbs, we're becoming independent.
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>>539832
Visit the Manlet to learn their shock magic

Appraise our as of now unidentified hoard of loot from the portal when we found it, for any cool shit we probably didn't know about.
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>>539937
instead of leaving your home you should've fight for it
wuss
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>>539940
With your +70 bonus for a fuckhuge meteor and the citadel only gives a +10? No thanks, you only need to roll a 40+ to fuck us over. Killing is literally the only thing on your mind.
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>>539931
I dunno, have any other races converted yet

And when did you ask that, I don't remember
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>>539937
I thought you guys were teaming with us
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>>539857
Elf turn:
Cultural: keep working on that telekenisis boyee
Regular: Make boats to cross that lake.
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>>539943
Maybe definitely
we're moving out, the orcs can come with us if they want
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>>539941
The agreement was not attacking for 4 turns and you'd make peace with us. We also want to share tech.
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>>539933
its more of a friendship with benefits than any sort of alliance or faction
>>539936
I detect salt about being friendly with nonhumans
>>539940
they are returning home, they left their caves long ago to join dragons cave
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>>539943
I thought we were all teaming up against the barbs...
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>>539911
I'm here. What's our plan?
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>>539942
it was plays ago, we still had our blood forest and just got anime hair.
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>>539863
why are we leaving again? and where are we going?
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>>539941
Why you need to fight us for independence? I don't care about your status. I thought I was just mocking ya for taking easiest route and abandoning your homeland. But it seems I got it wrong and was corrected. >>539948
Go back, then, about bloody time.
>>539948
>I detect salt about being friendly with nonhumans
at least that action sounds more reasonable than just meta sending scouts
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>>539946
well you said you needed us for the heavy lifting and maybe we can build some blood fueled Golems?
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>>539936
We are building a fortress around the crator. It can extend to the river. It will only help my plans if you are willing to gi along with it.

>>539948
Friends with benefits is true too. I honestly dont wanna fight manlets. I want their tech and tackle the orc threat.
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>>539954
Because if we don't leave, the humans are gonna destroy the citadel with a meteor. We're using this truce to pack up and leave.
>>539956
Independence from the dragons, rock head
>>539958
Super dangerous, but we could use some help packing.
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>>539949
that too
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>>539951
I dunno, converting another god's followers is grounds for divine retribution
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>>539961
so where are we going tho? barbs? north?
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>>539961
not powered by the gem, power by blood magic is different.
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>>539959
>We are building a fortress around the crator. It can extend to the river. It will only help my plans if you are willing to gi along with it.
I have no clue why you want to do that. but ok, better than generic settlement I guess
I need to rewrite and confirm turn then or you all do it yourself?
>>539961
>Independence from the dragons, rock head
it's 3AM
>>539963
I wish that was a thing in civ V
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>>539857
1st action:build a fortress around the crater
2nd: send a few scouts of skellies and humans to the manlet caves to try to establish relations with them
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>>539964
The original gobbo caves long abandoned.
>>539948
Maybe we should send Fred the Unicorn as a mediator.
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>>539969
your writing quality for recaps sucks rocks
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>>539973
interesting.. I forgot you left those behind... but then? the gobbo caves are kinda shitty.. we might as well find a cave to the north or something and turtle there..
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>>539977
we were the only faction without one and holding up the thread since we already knew what we wanted to do
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wait so what's exactly is the dragons' turn again
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>>539982
Well it's hard to have much to do when you just meteor + scout.
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>>539983
>>539939
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>>539857
Human Turn

We send forces to the crator in the destroyed forest and build a fortress around it with metal, meteors, bones and stone. It reaches to the river's edge.

Fred The Skellie Unicorn leads a team of skellies and a single human to scout the gobbo caves and try to parlay with them.
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>>539857
>>539969
Barbarian turn Rock Solid Enhanced Edition:
1st action : Considering we can't let all that nice meteors to go to waste, we build new settlement around the crater which was a forest - by using meteor pieces, smashed bones of elves and orcs via boneshaping. And few burned trees for bonfires.
2nd action : miniskellebros are homesick, kind Canon and company decided to help them to see their totally not mutated family by scouting the mountain area. Aka make contact with manlets.

there are nobody in caves yet, Canon
>>539982
>>539983
yeah, sure. say that to chicken brains
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>>539998
Dragons have a recap apparently its just a huge mess now that I look at it
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>>539983
I have a question. If something were to happen to the Orcs currently with us, such as being attacked by another party with arrows, would the Orc players roll for them or not?
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Shouldn't we try to put up some defenses against meteors ?
As the manlets said, the citadel is far to vulnerable to being Deep Impact'd
At least, we should send some dragons to a remote location in case of a sudden barbarian strike
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>>540001
can't expect much more from chicken brains, honestly
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>>540003
Don't try it knife ears.
We have the one item that can find you easily.
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>>540004
Dont you guys have a messiah?
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>>540004
Were good so long as the manlets dont rat out the location of the citadel. Besides whenever we need to we could just make our shiellding stronger.
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>>540004
Just station one guy by the Door of Ancient Evil at all times. In event of meteor, open it and hope it kills everyone including us.

Surely this will scare them enough not to attack us, yet
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>>539950
Mostly getting strong telekenisis to make our forest fly. Then i also thought about getting some boats for that lake, since we wanted to be pirates. If you have other suggestions, speak now
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>>540003
If the orc mercs are attacked as a a consequence of somebody attacking you, no. Since they're your employees.

If the orc mercs were specifically targeted and no mention of you, yes.
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wait.. who has the kingdom horn now?
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>>540008
What would that be? Also I'm not suggesting anything, just wondering.

>>540012
I think we should remove the Orcs from our forest by any means necessary.
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>>540011
I find this amusing as hell,
We may have magical Nukes, but you guys have a fuck you button in the form of a sealed away ancient evil
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>>540010
Should we start mixing enchantment and lightning for generators?

We can probably power up some of our wind enchantments this way and make our citadel fly

>>540015
Throw it in the river and hope it gets drifted downstream somewhere
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>>540016
The helmet, it sees through illusions.
Also just send them to the citadel if you aren't gonna use them.
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>>540016
I don't think it's our main obiective. We can do it Next turn.
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>>540024
I'm interested in closer relations with you guys.

I'm also curious to see a Drakwondo vs Orcfu martial arts tournament.
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>>540022
We dont need to do that, if we wanted to we could just make a tower with a really big magic jem we could make to amplify the shields.
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>>540026
I want our forest to remain a total secret. Also for real plans I think we should send settlers to start another forest as a back up plan and upgrade our water magic so we can turn the lake into a sea. Maybe combine the two.
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>>540024
>>540029
aka more "uplifting"
can't wait for orc mutants
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>>540021
jew god doesn't allow them to press is actually
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>>540033
For a later time of course.
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>>540035
I never explicitly mentioned crossbreeding in that post. Your imagination made it seem like that to you.


Lewd child.
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>>540033
How would we combine those two? They're completely different things.
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>>540035
Nigga das gay.
We may enjoy the occasional eastern scroll but we aren't gonna go fucking other races.
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>>540024
You lost your helmet. The King broke it during the world event. If he didnt, One Punch would be dead.
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>>540036
We can but he just called messia a retard and reluctantly agreed to give us a boost since we had almost no one left. Otherwise we could send a normal dragon to do it.
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>>540039
Increase the size of the lake substantially and make a new forest across from it.
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>>540040
just saying be careful around dragons
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>>540042
We just lost the ability to prevent death with it.
Wanpunch still has it.
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>>540044
Maybe we could bring the flying forest over the lake. That way nobody will be able to reach it, since they won't have ground to build pillars/stairs on.
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Humans started to build a second fortress round the crater that was once a forest. They also sent a small band of skeletons and one human to the presumed location of the manlet caves for "negotiations"

Both of these will be completed next turn
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>>540061
we'll throw rocks at it
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>>540061
OP will find a way.

No matter how bullshit it sounds.
>humans use portal
>teleport directly to your control room
>excess salt
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>>540061
I just don't want our entire forest to be flying. I personally hate the movie Avatar and I prefer the more simplistic approach of just staying on the ground.
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>>540065
looks comfy
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>>540061
Orc Artillery
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Elves further improved their willpowers and upgraded their Telekinesis. Now they can lift a mound of dirt alongside the tree on that mound of dirt.

They also attempted to make boats. But since they have no naval experience, they made vehicles that kind resemble boats and levitate them accross the water with telekinesis to give the illusion of boating
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>>540061
Meteor, dislodge you from sky... poooof
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>>540072
Our main forest should be flying. It's the safest way of making sure that nobody will find it. We can have another one on the ground. Maybe, once the lake becomes a sea (if we do that) we can make a forest right in the middle of it. Since we'll already have boats and weapons for sea-fighting, we'll have the advantage over others that try to destroy it.
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>>540075
burn the witch
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>>540077
Even if you manage to find us and hit us with a meteor, if all the elves that hold the island up aren't killed, it'll stay up.
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>>540078
Now I'm really skeptical of a floating forest. It'll probably take for ever and all the stuff others mentioned that could negate any advantages. Although I would support floating pirate ships since that sounds more feasible and useful. Imagine crashing a ship like that into the humans and having it loaded with poison.
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Fortunately for the Orcs, after their last defeat at the hands of the barbarians, the One Punch Orc managed to retrieve the Power Gem from their Ex-shaman. After the 2 survivors meet up with the orcs staying at the manlets' place, they gave the power gem to a nother orc so he can become the new shaman.

The new shaman, after learning of the news, communed with Orc God to dedicate the slain orcs to him and was gifted with some more orcs.
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>>540087
cool, more orc skellies
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>>540087
Wait. Since the humans are settling in the crater, aren't them and the orcs neighbours now?
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>>540087
and just like that they have recovered
blowing up their homes and forest acheived nothing
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>>540092
not the first time
nobody expected them to not survive
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No longer wanting to live under the prolasped anuses of the dragons, manlets began packing up their shit.

In the meantime, they built a bronze pillar to collect lightning so they can power up their ancient armor. 2 goblins died in the making of this pillar. Let's have a moment of silence......okay done.


>>540092
Well they went from 40something to 20something and lost their katana.

Plus their meteor metals are gonna run out soon.
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>>540086
Flying ships sounds really good. Mâine another thing we could do is make the forest constantly change place. As in, if someone finds us, we raise the whole forest, fly it somewhere else and put it there. Problem solved.
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>>540092
They had 50+ to start with. We still have our win
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>>540090
they are hobos now
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Dragons learned Zap from the goblins byhavingthemanletszaptheirassholeslmao-ahem- and appraised the found loot.

Dragons, roll 1d100 to appraise loot
1-9: oh shit nigger what are you doing
10-39: junk
40-79: meh
80-99: cool
100: oh shit what
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>540109
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>540109
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>>540109
I'm here for rolls
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>>540113
And yet you gave none, how could you. I feel so betrayed.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>540113
Oh shit, I forgot to roll. How could I be such an ass
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>>540114
He's hoping for a pile of salt
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>540109
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>>540116
STOP IT WITH THE ASS JOKES
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>>540122
Yeah, they're real shitty.

Like an ass.

Because it's full of shit.

But not like dragon ass though.

Because they got their shit pushed in.
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>>540126
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>>540126
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AND SO IT TURNS OUT THE DRAGONS FOUND....a chest.

It's full of Kingdom coins. But not like special coins or magical coins. Just regular everyday coins.

So yeah.
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>>540122
OP is pretty anal about dragons
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>>540129
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>>540134
Perhaps I should stop using dragons as the butt of jokes
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>>540134
He's anal about everything
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>>540140
Pls target the elves they've been unharmed lately
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>>540140
They do nothing but fart around anyway.
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>>540145
Do you want another Dragon Curse?
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>>540133
So whats for next turn?
I say we try to improve our zap to actual lightning.

Then combine our wind and lightning so we can make storm magic.
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TURN 48

Recaps go here
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>>540140
you're pooping me out
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>>540143
>lately
We're stuck with a magic dildo as weapon. Why not go after the Orcs or Barbarians?
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barbs, hunt for more skulls for pop
then, dunno, learn fishing
I wanna dry mackerel
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Continue manlet meeting and hunt fierce beasts and catch them wild?
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Orcs discussion
Begin wheel research
Begin caravan research
Sound good?
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>>540151
Stop being such a shitter
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>>540149
OP, can we raise the forest now?
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I propose we upgrade our water magic and send the Orcs back east towards their kin. I'm sure they are much too stupid to even remember where our forest is.
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goblins what are we doing? we have the change to go anywhere now, so maybe scout north for a suitable place to live...
while we send the scouts we use the tower to power up the armor, it could maybe help us in making a new home.
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>>540155
those will end automatically, no? without input
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Let's go and improve zap into a full fledged Lightning magic

Also we can start using holy enchantment on our weapons
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>>540158
We need to increase our population again
also technology bad we need the Gobbos for that.
we can do caravan research
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>>540161
One last telekinesis upgrade and yes
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>>540166
We need a new border, we either go for future funk or pharaoh age.
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>>540149
Action: Keep packing up to leave the citadel.
Tech: Create wheelbarrows and carriages that are drawn by mole and boar mounts that the orcs have. They'll be used for transporting all of our belongings.
>>540158
Hey, we can double tech action you and us, Orcs.
Let's do that so we're prepared.
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>>540154
>>540155
maybe we should scout west?
because that empty/unknown space on the map surrounding the elves has been annoying the living fuck out of me
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>>540167
Did we spill enough blood for another pop boost?
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>>540169
Lets get the gobs to teach us chemistry.

We make gold alloy and go into the golden age. We're jews after all.

What are we gonna do with the chest of gold? Do we melt it down or keep it and pay Jew God to do something for us?
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>>540164
With the bonus nerf hunting won't be an auto win anymore, probably. Depends on what you found
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>>540162
You know what, i say we can use the orcs for once. We can send them out to scout with one elf (maybe smiling one?). If they get killed, it's all good, if they don't, we send them away next turn.
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>>540172
um..? why are we waisting 2 actions to packing up? what about he armor? we should use the tower while we are still there
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>>540174
yeah, losing our own population is pretty much the same
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>>540179
I think he was asking about the scouts to manlets caves and our fortress building
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>>540166
It should already be enchanted otherwise it'd be retarded if we never applyed it even though we have it.
>>540177
>Gold alloy
Chemistry isn't needed for pure element's. I'm voting we improve armor more or Storm magic.
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>>540173
>maybe we should scout west?
we'll find nothing
we scouted a lot this game
good result was only one time
no
no more scouting
>>540179
>>540179
I'm always up for a challenge, if it will happen in 40 min timeframe
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>>540173
Scout and hunt? We need to catch them alive. Better to stick to hunting. Our scouting is shit. Maybe build a road between fort and Village.
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>>540181
Nah. Just kick them out.
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>>540177
>Melt the gold
Wont the remaining dragons spaz out ?
Also, I'm more inclined to upgrade our magic
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>>540186
We need some grunts to do mining for us now that the gobs are leaving.
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>>540184
Fair enough
So pop boost
And
Learn wheels from manlet culture exchange?
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>>540183
Because if we don't use our turn on packing, we won't get our smeltery that we've been working on.
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>>540191
We're melting down to gold to make gold armour. They'll love it
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>>540194
yeah sure send it in
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>>540195
and what about the armor and the tower?
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>>540194
>>540149
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>>540193
Alright for our second thing lets upgrade the elemental magic so we can summon them in mass. Earth elementals all around digging for stuff.
>>540196
Gold is shit for armor and tool.
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>>540187
You give up on non-killy things too easily, you know that
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>>540196
Ok why not then
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>>540203
I agree with no scouting. We have no bonuses to helpnwith that.
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>>540200
fine
>>540149
Redo
Action: Power up the Power Armor with our lightning rod tower.
Tech: Create wheelbarrows and carriages that are drawn by mole and boar mounts that the orcs have. They'll be used for transporting all of our belongings.
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>>540202
But(t) yeah in the end we're gonna need a new workforce
So I'm all for making golems (maybe even golden ones ? It may even provide a moral boost to see golden things everywhere)
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>>540202
Well it looks cool...

Anyhow, let's do what you said
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>>540149
Elf turn:
Regular: kick the orcs out of our forest, tell them to go back east to the weeb-orcs (and i just realized that we had the only "normal" orcs left. We just doomed them all. They'll become weeaboos too.)
Cultural: work on that water magic boyee
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>>540215
But holy gold is different.
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>>540206
I got it we should start developing a way to encase/fortify out skeletons bones in a Meteor metal layer
Make our skeletons even more metal than they allready are
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>>540203
I did most scouting first few threads
fuck that shit

1st action: While walking back and forth to the new village, some barbs got hungry. they noticed fish in the river. turns out if you fire punch fish it becomes quite tasty also can just throw our spears on them
therefore we got fishing
2nd action: hunt animals for skulls
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>>540219
Oh right. We did discus that. Hunt west and fortified bones for skellies?
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>>540215
Alright I'll link it then
>>540149
Upgrade zap to actual lightning so it'll be usefull

Improve on our elemental summoning so we can summon them in mass to dig for stuff as a replacement for the manlets.
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>>540221
that first one just seems like a waste of an action, we already have food, we should do >>540219
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>540219
>>540226
Hunt west and capture them alive.
Metal fortified bones
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>>540218
Our gold isn't sustainable and we only have one chest of gold coins for that.

We should mine first to have an actual supply before experimenting with enchantment
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>540226
>additional food source
>waste of action
you just want to be undead and not require food at all.
can't do.
deciding with rock throw for my actions
>>540227
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>540227
>>540230
rethrow in case Canon will throw same or lower
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>540230
>>540227
rock for hunt+fortify skeletons with metal
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>>540229
I've already tried to make divine metal when I was the only dragon around and it didn't work.
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>>540230
We have food and jerky. Sneks can also be used for food. You can farm them if its that bad, m8
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>>540235
Nice. It is settled. Shall I recap?
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>>540235
do recap then
>>540237
man can't survive on jerky alond
dried fish is the stuff
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>>540239
yeah you can do it
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>>540240
But isn't the river contaminated by the Orc sword you broke?
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>>540247
it isn't
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>>540149
Humans reinforce the bones of skeletal units with meteor metals. Making us the most Metal of all tribes. Skeletons and Golems of all sizes.

Warchief and Boss Skeledragon make a hunting party and head out West to capture live fierce beasts in our cages.
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>>540247
We havent decided on what happens yet.
Im hoping for a Jason esq monster made entirely out of flesh withno skeleton.
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I'm gone in 30 min
gl with rest of thread, will do rolls if turn will start
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I'm here. I see we're packing. I approve of this.
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Humans reinforced the skeletons with meteor emtals, added some spikes too because why not, when you edge you gotta have spikes.

AND NOW, scouting for beasts to tame

First, roll 2d100 for fierceness level and amount of beasts
1-79: Very Fierce BEasts
80-100: Fiercest beasts
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>540273
come on dice god give me something acheivable
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Rolled 56, 70 = 126 (2d100)

>>540273
nice nerf
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Rolled 38, 42 = 80 (2d100)

>>540273
Sacrificial capture.
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Rolled 98, 70 = 168 (2d100)

>>540273
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>>540275
roll 2d100
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Rolled 40, 9 = 49 (2d100)

>>540275
>>540273
woops forgot my 2nd dice
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>>540275
2d100 ya doof
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>>540278
that'll be tough
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>>540284
if we can pull it off, it will be a great addition, I hope they are some form of new sneks
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>>540290
>>540284
Dont get excited. They will be used for our Liche.
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>>540276
>6
>>540277
>7
>>540278
>8
>The Fiercest Beasts
Barbas found mutated animal abominations caused by wanton usage of magical meteors! The remnants of the forest creatures.

Fierceness 80 + numbers 70 = 150 is the number to beat

Human bonuses: +40 base, universal pity +10

Roll 1d100 lmao
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>540295
Draw incoming
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>540295
Well shit
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

Rolling to cast a Dragon Curse because fuck you lmao
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>540295
Excuse us? I hope we get a small meteor bonus as well.
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>>540298
or not
rip in piece hunting party
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>540293
we can breed them first right? plus its a lota things >>540295
damn those are almost as good as sneks, hopefully dice god loves me
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>540295
rowling for fun
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>>540306
How are you supposed to tame anything when you drop meteors on them.

Plus no meteors were mentioned in the recap
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>>540308
We had 0 chance of winning. And these werent even the toughest ones.
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>>540311
Capture. Not tame.
Didnt use that word.
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>>540312
>going to hunt on west where we basically nuked entire forest
bright idea
next time we riding rocks there
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>>540316
Same thing, point is no meteors were mentioned.
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>>540317
No. And No.
We didnt nuke the west. Figured forest was all dead.
>>540318
I know. I am dropping it.
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The capturing party got chomped

Roll 1d100 to reform the skeletons
>50 for skellies
>60 for humans to be skellies too
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>>540318
Just a btw. A barb is challenging you notapaladin. Back in my day people who did that were smited.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>540322
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>540322
Canon grand plan is closer
you are all at fault for listening him
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>540322
Come on dice god, You always give me something great when it doesn't count, you asshole
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>>540328
I should insult the dice god more often when rolling
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>>540328
Dragon Curse is somewhat working(?)
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>540324
I didnt challenge what he was doing. At all.
>>540322
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>>540333
Whatever you say man.
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The dead humans were raised as skeletons.

In other news the second fortress has been built.

>>540324
Isn't it smote
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>>540336
FUCK YOUR RIGHT.
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>>540335
he has salt generating potential
unlike me
I'm pure.

anyway, I'm out.
reminder that if we don't increase human POP soon we may lose control of the game and our civ.
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>>540336
what about the guys sent to establish peace with the manlets?
I really hope the manlet players that we discussed peace with is still here
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Hey Gobbos. Why are moving? I just want to know. Since we spent a lot of time making the citadel.
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>>540336
>>540342
Yea i wonder as well. Gobbo turn?
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>>540343
Because, we're gonna get hit by a huge fucking meteor if we don't get out.
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>>540347
You should have just made your place invisible.
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>>540343

The dragons are taking 70% of whatever the fuck we mine, the citadel's going to get space rocked soon, and we're effectively being treated like a slave race.

Fuck that we're bailing.
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NuMap

>>540346
Yes, things like that are saved for last
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>>540352
that's pretty metal
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>>540347
We build supports for this reason. I can not remember if it was the dragons or elves that have an air barrier around their base. I think it was dragons so there is that too.

>>540351
I keep hearing this said. I need some examples of them treating us like slaves. Yea we give them 70% of the ores. But we seem to have an infinite amount of since we are in a mountain.
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>>540343
me,a few other barbs and some manlets discussed potential peace, you guys moving out for independence from dragons as well as to not get caught in in crossfire since barb war with dragons is extremely likely
>>540352
>it isn't in the middle of the crater
you lazy copypaster
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>>540355
nigga
you don't understand
a full power meteor is +70
we have to roll 90 or higher with a +10 bonus
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>>540352
How are they suppose to move stuff between the fortresses. There's a river in between them. I just got an idea
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>>540358
Sneks
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>>540357
We have a battle bonus of 36. Presumably that gets counted when punching the meteor out of the sky
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Elves improved their water magic into a stronger form and then kicked the orc mercs out from their employ.

The orcs will ahve to find their own way back now.

>>540356
>recap says build fortress around crater that reachs the river
>now says it needs to be in the middle of the crater
How about I delete half your pop
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>>540360
didn't happen when the orcs were defending
they even had one punch orc
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>>540360
If it'sfull power only turf bonus or champs count
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>>540357
Really. That is some serious bullshit. We should get a bonus against specifically meteors since we
A live in a mountain so there is a bunch of shit above us to block the meteor
B because we made supports
C we have a wind wall (I think we have a wind wall at least. Can someone check real quick.)
D because the dragons can laser beam the meteor in half.
No sense that we should have to deal with meteors at all.
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>>540358
What idea?
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>>540362
>Heavy Rain
Excellent. We'll send a couple of hidden mages back to the old forest and have them make it so it constantly pours rain. Flood the river so that they're isolated and make their lives miserable with 24/7 bad weather.
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>>540362
No. Around as in literally around the border of the crator.

I specifically told Canon that it wasnt in the center. Don't listen to him.
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>>540362
nothing I just kinda expected it to replace the crater
what its like now is good though now that I think about it we can use the crater for other purposes
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>>540369
If our citadel gets flooded...
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>>540371
I said like... 4 times we are gonna make a lake with it. Sheesh.

Barbs these days. No sense of creativity.
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>>540373
Not our problem.
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Orcs learned the secrets of the wheel from manlets and asked for more orcs.

They were then told the 20 orcs last turn was it.
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>>540375
It will be your problem once we come over there
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>>540369
yes pls do this
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>>540374
a lake is boring, unless its a lavalake, that I can get behind
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>>540378
That floods out your caves too, dummy
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>>540355

From what I understood we were pushed into a joint attack against the hummies.

Also even if its "infinite" I'm sure we could advance our tech at a higher rate if we had more of it at any given time and not just "30% of an infinite amount" which is supposedly extracted gradually.
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>>540365
>>540376
Do we get a bonus against meteors from all the shit I just listed OP?
I have more salt then the dead sea
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>>540377
As if you'll ever find us. I don't even think any other races know we still exist. As far as you're concerned we all perished during the meteor attack. Also just make pumps.
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>>540379
Nope. Normal water lake. Then we will use the gobbos for pipe technology if they hold their end of the deal. Otherwise its back to our own research.
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>>540380
>implying we will be moving back into those caves
bcs they will resist a meteor attack right?
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>>540382

Dude why, we can just rebuild it bigger and better in a place where nobody will bother us.
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>>540381
Your King openly offered younguys to join, actually. Draggos wanted you to stay behind.
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>>540382
All that shit has raised the turf bonus to...18

Lasers don't count because compared to a giant magical space rock those don't do squat
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>>540386
should make it lava, normal water isn't metal enough and a waste of a perfectly good crater with loads of potential for brutal metal stuff
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>>540389

All due respect. That was idiotic...
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>>540365
OP had a pic of your citadel and the "shit on top" was actually super thin.
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>>540388
I doubt people will not bother us. Quick question, how are we moving the power armor? Or are we just leaving it behind.
>>540389
I have zero memory of this. Are you sure this happened?
>>540396
Oh your trolling. Okay.
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Goblins built carts and now attempt to collect power for the armor.

Armor needs 300 enrgy
Roll 1d100 for energy collected this turn
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>>540394
When we get our Liche we need a safe place for the totem. Bottom of a massive crator lake is ideal. Lava would just get ourselves killed.

Also Dragons control lava, not us.
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>>540395
I wanted you guys to be unknown to other races so you can be a superweapon in a surprise attack when you teched up enough

Remember when I kept nagging you guys to go assassin ninja with your night vision?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>540400
rolling
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>540400
HEY MANLETS
LET'S ROLL
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>>540402
Have fun with the radiation
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>>540398
Yes it did happen.

No, i am not trolling. Look at the pastebin when the citadel was finished. You have a really weak roof. Those pillars will probably be more effective than the actual mountaintop
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>>540398
He's talking about this pic
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>540400

Rollin

>>540398

We'll just stay nice and quiet so nobody friggin notices us... kinda like the elves. Also carts.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>540400
Let's go nat 1!
>>540405
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>540402
then we should focus most out attention on the elves since they would easily be able get magic or shit to breath underwater and get to it
>>540400
rolling for fun to show manlets how its done
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>>540414
>he gets high rolls when he's rolling for things that doesn't matter
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Thread still going? Orcs still alive?
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>>540408
>That lone tree standing in the shadow of the Dragon citadel made of stone and metal

Moving really
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>>540414
Dont roll for no reason. OP hates that shit.

Also we cant even enter the West because wild animals. We have 0% chance against elves right now.
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>>540409

Not bad at all.

>>540414

Well shit...
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>>540417
#socialcommentary
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>>540087
Shit we're still too small. And with the balance patch it's gonna be harder to grind it up back up to healthy numbers. Do you guys think we can take on the Human Squad in the Meteor Crater if it comes to that?

>>540092
That is still significantly pretty small.
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>>540417
We're gonna cut it down for a big fuck you to elves now if you flood us
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>>540409
>>540404
>>540400
>>540416
Manlets, we really have to go. This is our second turn. We've gotta transport the armor and get out of here. We need to dedicate an action to packing shit again. Orcs, if you could help us pack, we could get the smelter too. Please, Orcs? You can dedicate a regular action and a tech action to learning more of our techs.
Here's what I think we should do next turn.
Action: Keep packing to get all of our shit out of the citadel.
We have one free tech action. This will be our third turn. Since we wasted one turn on getting the power armor powered, we don't have much time.
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>>540418
That's what you get for spamming meteors you fucking noobs

>>540422
Weed is good 4 u
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>>540100
Welp so I'm guessing the Orcs with you are staying behind or something right?
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>>540409
fortunately for the gobs it was a particularly stormy day up in the skies and got some zappy zap
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>>540418
Op only hates it when its something stupid plus manlets did the same thing earlier during our roll and nothing happened
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>>540427

Tech: Develop basic cranes using some wooden planks and stone wheels with which to load the carts faster.

Regular: LOAD THE FUCKING CARTS ASAP
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>>540429
You leave with manlets.
>>540428
>meteors are cool
>floating islands are cool

You guys did a good job.
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>>540427
Leave some of the equipment pls
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>>540433
What floating islands?
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>>540433
wait what. What's our place in this deal? I don't want to get our pop halved again.
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>>540434
We really dont need it as we can make our own casts and can melt metal with magic and firebreath.
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>>540431
So... we have shit tech and magic that can only destroy. And hunting will only get us killed. What do? We need to bulk up in a big way. Working out wont be enough. Learn Orc Fu?
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>>540427
>>540432

Don't forget to specify that the armor is also loaded into the carts with the help of the cranes.
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>>540435
I thought you guys are making floating islands. Right?

Misunderstanding?
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Dragons managed to power up Zap into Lightning and Summon Elemental into...Summon Elementals
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>>540427
Ask the other Orcs too, I just arrived in thread and I'm still not familiar with this deal you've made with the Humans. For one thing what does that do to the Orcs with you?
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>>540439
We develop a method of psyching outselves up for fighting that is a complex method involving punching ourselves in the face,
which I might remind everyone that noone has done as all since this thing starded
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>>540441
they never went through with it since the gobbos got distracted into being weebs
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>>540442
Does our bonus increase?
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>>540441
MC Herbalist and I think Hippy want to. I'm personally against and want to do other stuff like have our high priestess bang our God so she can bear a demigod child as another champion.
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>>540436
>>540443
They teach us how to make caravans, we help them pack.
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>>540443
If we get Orc help with packing, we'll be able to get out of the citadel on the 4th turn of truce. You can learn one more tech from us, and even more if you escape with us.
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>>540446
It went from 36 to 38
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>>540448
egh ok, but the humans are just outside and I'm still salty from how terrible last turn went with them.

>>540449
Throw in a few armors? Meteor Metal is running out
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>>540450
Oh yeah I've been meaning to ask.
What's the combat bonus on a single orc against say 10 enemies.
No champs or artifacts.
I may be planning something.
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>>540449
truce technically isn't official yet since our factions we haven't actually met yet, you still have at least 4 turns left on it
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>>540451
Aye, of course.
You just need to help us pack the smelter and then we're out of here.
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>>540446
Why dont we just keep powering up the elementals spell to make up for our low numbers, like next turn we can turn summon elementals into... summon greater elementals. Better for combat and better at doing stuff for us.

That way we just spam them at problems for the frontline while dragons are in the rear.
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>>540451
If we learn caravans we can get a mobile home setup going.
Also we should have the five orc mercs who were kicked out of knifeeared land start mapping their way home.
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>>540453
You didnt have to tell hi. That. He could keep thinking that and we get our stuff.
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>>540452
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Something something split up something something mass hunting something something orc god pop increase
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Meanwhile the "Negotiators" has arrived at the entrance to the manlet caves

>>540452
28
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>>540456
These are orcs that were with us before you went all weeb and made card games. They're no doubt illiterate and will probably remember the location of our forest even if they survive the way back.
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>>540460
No I'm thinking making it so a single orc can easily take on ten humans.
Also possibly lone suicide attacks.
If one orc can take down say, 20 humans, that's a free pop boost.
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>>540452
>>540454
>>540453
Oh my. I do believe the Orc is planning to attack the skeletons. Tsk tsk tsk. This will make things. Tough.
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>>540455
Sure let's do that. I don't want to summon live monsters because I know OP will troll us and give us a goblin summon.

How does improving lightning magic even further sound?

I want to eventually cover our citadel in a perpetual lightning storm as a barrier we can cobtrol and direct towards invaders
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>>540454
ah ok

>>540456
Wait they kicked us out? Shit, a mobile home situation could be neat. That'd pretty much make us safe from shit like being attacked by other tribes since we'll often be in no single place at anytime and we can always have action

>>540455
Looking for Dragon Relatives not going well I see?
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>>540463
One lone human gets 36
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>>540462
That's why they start drawing out the location around your invisible forest before they leave.
>>540464
We aren't prepped to attack you at all.
Besides we technically don't know you're at the caves.
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>>540463
They're mostly just skeletons now. They have no blood to spill and are all armored up. While we on the other hand are already running out of armor. That's not pretty good odds
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>>540461
What about a lone skeleton or barb warrior?
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>>540456
They can go on a mini-adventure!
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>>540469
But they're probably illiterate, lacking any cartography skills and won't even remember which way it is. Besides you didn't even touch them for at least 5 turns. They shouldn't be allowed to do that.
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>>540466
Yeah we could do that. Then next turn make it so we cast a Neverending storm in the mountain range we live in by combining wind and air. So it'll just be hazardous as fuck even going near so people wont bother us anymore
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>>540473
No we don't listen to you, you fucked us hard when we did.
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>>540461
so Manlets? Peace?
we will not attack dragons or their citadel for 4 turns while you leave that place.
and we won't attack or antagonise you if you don't do so to us
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And now the single human in the band yelled down the caves for the manlets to hear, telling them to come out.

Humans roll 1d100 to see if his voice reaches the manlets
Manlet roll 1d100 to see if you heard him or not.

If humans>manlets then his voice is heard, if not then try again next turn

>>540472
See >>540468
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>>540475
We should scout west for a backup mountain range in the near future.

And we could try sending the Seer and a couple dragons to the portal to study how it works and hopefully learn teleportation? Don't enter it though.

Leaving in a couple mins. Can you hold down the fort?
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>540478
those caves are literally empty
time to roll high
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>540478
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>540478
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>540478

Rolling

>>540477

I'm fine with those terms
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>540478
come on dice god you assprick, this is important to me and my grand plans. manlets and barbs shall rule everything if this works as planned
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>>540474
Well we were letting you use them.
Including letting you learn berserker if you wanted it but no one took an offer so they just stood around.
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>>540477
We were supposed to get tech, Canon. You altered the deal.
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>>540474
Obviously Orc God's divine blessing extend to all Orcs. Elves have just been that high and shit that they didn't realize Orcs spontaneously growing hair and discussing anime

>>540476
What do you think of the wandering idea? Wandering Orc Nomads could be cool. And since we're always on the go, we're pretty safe from any attacks since we have no permanent spot.
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>>540479
Yeah I'll be good for staying in the thread, I'll keep those ideas in mind. Studying teleportation sounds really cool.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>540478
nat 100
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>>540487
I don't remember saying we would gey tech immedately, I remember saying that tech was a potential long term gain from friendship, peace and working with them
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>>540488
This is incorrect the first time we scouted we met up with the humans.
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>>540491
You literally said we leave them alone. That would not be working with them.
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>>540486
We don't want to bleed from our asses like the dragons.
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>>540488
You are nomads. Its on your character sheet
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>>540496
I thought you constantly bleed from your asses thanks to mishaps during orgys.
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>>540496
Well then maybe you should stop growing dildo shaped fruit.
You don't have to spill blood to get mad.
Just the dragons because of dragon rape.
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>>540495
I said we wouldn't antagonise or attack them, doing other stuff like trading or working together for stuff with them is still possible under those words
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The barbarian yelled really loud. Like really fucking loud. To the point that it went straight into the citadel and got the attention of everybody in there.

Will manlets answer the call?
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>>540493
Ah shit you're right. I don't want to live with Dragons getting jewed 24/7 though.

>>540496
That was because they combined it with blood magic. You guys could combine it with all that drugs you have

>>540498
>*Wandering*
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>>540502
sure why not
we meet the humans then for our cease fire
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>>540502
Dragons answer the call and show up
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>>540502
Are manlets bald again or something or is OP just too lazy to draw hair?
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>>540495
>>540491
>>540501

Settle down gentlemen, I'm sure we can reach an agreement once the negotiations actually start.

>>540502

We will.
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>>540499
We only allowed magic artifacts and other elves. Not wyverns like you.

>>540500
Completely natural and wild. Not at all modified.
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>>540509
That yell was so loud that the hair was blown off
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>>540504
We will travel with the Gobbos, not by our selves.
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>>540509
The barbarian blew the wig off with his shouting.
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>>540513
Gobbos are traveling along the path of the humans.
We'd have to sneak along with them and you know how well orcs sneak.

It'd probably just be better to get caravans next turn and meet up with them once in a while to trade shit.
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>>540512
If I knew we could yell that loud I would have just had us yell out to them form the safety of our fort
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>>540513
Wait what? We're with the Humans too or will some Gobbos separate from their tribe too?
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>>540501
True
>>540512
>>540514
lel
>>540517
Also true.
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>>540506
>>540510

>>540508

As manlets move to meet the humans, a dragon shows up. He suspects shenanigans. What do both sides do?
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>>540516
Nay, we're not going with the humans. We're being independent.
If you Orcs stay with us, we can help get our settlement up together.
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>>540520
Challenge the humans to a rock throwing contest for shits and giggles

Also charge a toll for illegal tresspassing and add charges for noise damage
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>>540520
We tell them we want a cease fire for 4 turns, no meteors, no attacking the Citadel.
We also make a joke about the dragon's prolapsed anus.
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>>540520
Can the orcs in the Gobbo Caves get in on this too? Have one orc there too
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>>540523
I would also like to copyright rock throwing as a dragon exclusice privelege
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>>540520
We allow the manlets to deter the dragon.
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>>540525
Man that's gonna cause so many fucking problems it's not even funny.
Which is why I tried to keep quiet on that.
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>>540520
>>540527
Asspull more ways to jew the barbarians
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>>540530
We're gonna determine who throws the best rocks compared to all races TODAY

Excluding pussy elves
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>540523
we throw a rock directly at the dragons general dirrection
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>>540530
It's one Orc. And there's a dragon there. Orcs there still have no idea of the massive loss we suffered in battle.
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>>540516
Oh I see fuck, that's a better idea. I thought the gobbos were against the humans
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>540536
Throw the rock back
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>>540535
Barbarians are not here for you.
>>540536
Dont give them what they want.
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>>540538
Wanpunch and femaleorc showed up at the citadel so they know.
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>>540539
We are against the humans, we all just don't want to die against a fuckhuge meteor.
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>>540523
>>540524
>>540525
>>540527
>>540528
And so the dragon made his demands.

The manlet said the conditions for a truce then joked about the dragons prolasped anus

And an orc showed up to

How do humans respond to this?

A. Murder
B. Murder
C. Murder
D. Murder
E. Accept dragons and manlets demands
F. Murder
G. Murder
H. Acept manlet demands and murder dragon
I. Murder
J. Murder
K. Murder
L. Murder
M. Interpretive dance number
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>540541
Throw a rock at you in response
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>>540545
>M
do it
doitdoitdoitdoit
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>>540543
>>540538
Then yeah stick with the gobbos
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>>540545
>M
We're getting a metal concert?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>540549
We will provide the background music
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>>540542
Have they? I though it was just the Orcs there in the citadel.

>>540543
Ah yeah

>>540545
Possibly getting 1 Orc murdered is all worth it for that Orc right there

>>540550
Ah cool. Where are Gobbos moving anyway?

>>540552
It'll be a Spoopy Scary Skeleton Dance
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>>540545
I say M followed by or E, show them our dancing skills
Other barbs agree?
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>>540545

Reminder that the dragons feel like they're entitled to jew the humans in the fucking gob caves.

>not a slave race
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>>540557
>wanting to pay dragons
oh wow
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>>540555
Yeah we showed up at the citadel a turn or two ago and did a pop boost.
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>>540548
Both your rocks are shorter than the 1 barbarian rock

>>540536
>>540557

H or M

We are not here for dragons
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>>540561
Pay them with a magic trick involving flying rocks.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>540565
I take that as a challenge for the dragons, take a look at this throw
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>>540568
Still not good enough for me to notice you.
>>540557
H or M.

I will only accept one of those.
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>>540557
I sure am glad that Rock Solid doesn't seem to be here

>>540563
Really need to read thru these things and not just look at the pretty pictures when catching up.
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>>540561
we will be paying them using all our fucks that we have to give
>>540565
>>540569
I guess, I just didn't want to anger the manlets accidentally
so M it is I guess
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>>540572
>>540570
actually lets do the original M+E, the dragons didn't specify what exactly we had to pay them so we give him a barrage of rocks straight to his rear area
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I'm finally here.

I think I have the gist but did any civ find us?
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>>540581
No E. At all.
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>>540545
We choose M.
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>>540583
We could if we tried since we have the helmet.
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>>540583
You kicked the 5 orcs out.
No one besides them knows where you are and even then they only know the general area.
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>>540587
You would still need a perfect 100 no?
>>540589
I don't care if orcs know anyway.
They aren't allowed in anyway.
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>>540586
fine, I just wanted to traumatise another dragon with rocks thrown at him as their 'payment'
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>>540593
Helmet can see through illusions.
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>>540594
They have Jew powers and OPs malice for people who cant make up their mind.

We would have ended up giving them something important.
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>>540589
Eh, I say let's just have them commit sudoku for more blood for the Orc God.

>>540593
No, I think just a high scouting roll. Depending on what NaP wants
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>>540597
>have them commit sudoku
No.
If they make it home we get 5 more orcs and we can use them to find the elves if we ever need to.
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>>540586
And so the barbs did a dance number dedicated to the dragon at the meeting. How would the others respond?
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>>540601
Probably the best dance about dragons.
Creative use of the snek.
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>>540601
we applause their performance
we tell them if you're fine with the truce, then we're all good
we leave after that
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>>540601
My sides are in space.
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>>540601
jesus fuck im dieing not waht I expected at all
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>>540600
So.... they'll just stand there at the edge of the new forest? Ok that's fine too.

>>540601
fuck my sides. Orc shoots blood through the hole to make it even more accurate
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>>540601
How would the Barbarians even know that the Dragons got violently sodomized by their kin?
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>>540611
Nah they make their way to the mountains.
We can probably pick them up before the manlets leave the dragons.
>>540612
Everyone hears dragons cry about rape.
No one helps them though.
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>>540612
Because we raped them in every battle.
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>>540612
Recent Skelly-Orcs obviously told them about the time they raped the dragon with that big black fruit
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>>540611
No.

You're not allowed near our forest.
>>540612
Sneak gossip.
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>>540617
That sounds gay
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>>540601

The gobs applaud their performance with tears in their eyes.

This moment will be remembered for many ages to come.
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Clearly the dragon has killed himself in shame


>>540612
They just made a general insult.

Not knowing that it was infact the truth.

Alternatively dragon screams when raped can be heard by everyone
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>>540601
Orcs giggle
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>>540622
Minus one dragon pop?
Successful venture for everyone i am sure.
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>>540611
thats the skeleton of your most recent chief, that unicorn fellow whatever his name is
>>540622
can we raise that dragon as a skeleton?
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>>540622
I feel kind of bad for the dra-
>Remembers how they threatened to burn down our forest

They fucking deserve it
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>>540622
We're good to go
Next turn, Paladin
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>>540622
We res him
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>>540630
Hey you're right. Fred! You sucked Fred.

>>540632
Dragons haven't posted their reaction yet
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>>540622
Just have the dragons do a saving roll.
So he can hang himself again and do another saving roll.
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>>540622
I'm wondering what kind of rope is strong enough to hold that much weight.

What I'm assuming is the dragon that violated by orcs goes home in shame.
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>>540635

The only dragon there killed itself. Don't really think a reaction is needed.
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>>540639
ah yeah you're right. They can always say more dragons show up
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COMING SOON

Prolasped Dragon Anus - The Broadway Musical

>>540638
Indeed he went home in shame. The shame cause dhim to commit suicide.
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>>540641
So if he commited suicide at home we have the chance to resurrect him.
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Can't the dragons resurrect people without them turning into skele's?
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>>540641
so... Recaps?

>>540643
More importantly, Humies can't resurrect him.
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>>540641
I can't wait for the movie
>>540643
Honestly I don't think the dragon would want to be resurrected after how much shame he went through because of us
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>>540641
Funny part is that Rock Solid thought this was a waste of a turn to learn Skeleton Dance.

Now look at us! It earned a kill!
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>>540643
The dragon was then resurrected, he then yelled

"WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE MY SUFFERING"

Then snapped his own neck and died, again
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>>540650
our first kill without violence either, perhaps this is how we should progress as a race
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>>540649
>>540641
Can we res him?
We technically caused the suicidal thoughts.
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>>540652
Ehhh, just have a guy keep resurrecting him until he stops killing himself.
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>>540650
Skeletons are VERY charismatic beings.
I mean just look at Lolisniffer.
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>>540652

>>540655
He's inside the citadel now. Even so he'll just kill himself again
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>>540653
You mean... death... by Despair?

Upupupupu


Thats not a bad direction
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>>540652
They should revive him again. Maybe with restraints and Dragon Jesus to provide comfort.
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>>540652
Snapping a skeleton neck shouldnt kill him
Odd.
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>>540655
>>540652
maybe a roll to see who gets the dead dragon?
Dragons and Humans roll?
>>540661
we can be the edgiest, most metal insult comedians in the world
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>>540657
After the 12th time being resurrected, the dragon jumped into a lava pool and burned himself into ash

>>540665
Resurrect can bring back people before they become skeletons
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>>540652
Can we roll for keepsies of the skeleton?
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>>540665
He was holy resurrected not Necro
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>>540671
Pffft. What a fag.
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>>540672
>Ash
He's ash now. There is no skeleton
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>>540671
Alright that dragons not going to dragon heaven for being a fag and incinerating himself then.
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>>540671
Well. We got a kill. Yay.
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>>540681

I counted 13.
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>>540684
Hah. True

>>540671
Can Despair Dance be added to our skills? I believe we learned something new today
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And so the barbs returned home, with the gobs' demands of not attacking the citadel in any form for 4 turns. Follow through and they'll have a truce.

Turn 49, recaps gib
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We should develop a way of psyching ourselves up for fights and shit Via a complex method of punching ourselves in the face
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Orcs discussion
Action Help Manlets pack
Tech Learn about caravans from manlets
Sound good?
Also do we have to give a separate action to help direct the 5 orcs to the mountain?
>>
Best. Mini. Adventure. Ever.
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What are plans now elves?
We can lift island now or later.
Divination we can work on.
Search for mining caves and stuff.
We can get better wind magic.

Any other ideas?
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>>540696
Yes I'm ok with that, can we have an orgy eventually?
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>>540694
Sort of like a team chant?

Sure. Adds to morale.

Also, build a bridge over the river with metal and stone
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>>540701
Once we get on the road.
I don't trust the dragons to not jew us.
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>>540692
Think I'm the only one here

Keep making the lightning magic even more powerful Into.... Thunderbolt

Improve summon elementals into... Summon Greater Elementals
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>>540704
Same keep a tight grip on that gem and don't tell them about it.
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>>540704
sounds good to me too
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>>540702
>>540694
Or we can dig along the river and guide it to the crator
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>>540699
For action we should check the outskirts of the forest to see if any orcs are loitering, maybe kill them if need be. For culture I think we should see if our God and high priestess could hook up and have a demigod kid,
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>>540692

Tech: Build portable cranes with wood and wheels that we can use to load the carts faster, and take with us once we're done using them

Regular Action: We continue to load the carts now aided by the cranes
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>>540702
yeah like a chant, except we will be punching ourselves in the face to hype ourselves up for whatever the task is and will be the first people to do so in the entire thread thus far
and bridge sounds good as well
>>540708
something tells me we should learn to swim first before messing with vast amounts of water like that
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>>540709
I don't think any orcs are on our outskirts.

That would be a waste of a turn.

Oh yeah and we can also work on another cool magic.

Time magic or something like that.
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>>540692
NaP do we have to spend an action to make the orcs in mysteryland move towards the mountains?
This is important due to trigger happy knife ears.
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>>540692
Action: Let's power up the armor. If we roll high, we only need to do this about three more times. Since we rolled 85, we only have 215 power left to go.
Tech: Develop basic cranes using some wooden planks and stone wheels with which to load the carts faster. These will help the orcs with their packing too.
We can get the armor powered up in these next 4 turns.
We'll leave on the fourth turn.
>>540705
>>540710
Hold on Archivist, we've got enough turns to do it passively.
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>>540712
Sure.
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>>540714
Another idea I have is this >>540369
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>>540717
Mysteryland orcs move passively, you'll just have to make a rol at the end of this turn to see if they run into any trouble
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>>540718

Building some cranes now can be useful late on. They can be used to build structures faster if well employed.

That aside, what do you suggest?
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>>540707
>>540706
Alright so.
Help Manlets pack.
Learn about carts from manlets.

Wheel > Cart > Caravan ????????
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>>540730
We'll do the cranes idea, since it helps both us and the Orcs. We're almost done with packing I think. We even have a bonus since we're getting cranes and the orcs will be using them to pack.
We can definitely power up the armor in these four turns.
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>>540735
You need weaponized wheels or Orc God removes blessings . It has to be violent tech.
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>>540735
Yea probably
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>>540714
Also it would be completely pointless to eliminate the Orcs.
See >>540717
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>>540727
Well I'm against sending out elves.

Maybe make the demigod and time magic?

I feel like making as many magics as possible should be our priority.
>>540728
OP how much longer till dispel?
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>>540746
Turn 51

Since turn 50 is a world event
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>>540738

Alright. Being able to take the cranes with us should also allow us to work on large structures faster.

This can be helpful since we can start building a new home right away and we might even be able to accelerate the construction of the smeltery.
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>>540749
Can we find a way to use it to curse other races and take away their magics?
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>>540741
you can do the recap, I am currently in no state to properly word these things at the moment
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>>540741
Pretty sure we just have trouble learning about non-violent tech.
If we have a tech savvy race teach it to us we can probably learn it.
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>>540705
Hey dragons, specify you'll test your new thunderbolt magic on the power armor. Please, Dragons?
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>>540749
Do Barbs know how to swim OP?
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>>540746
Just mount the birds and hunt down the group of 5 orcs. If we don't then the Orcs could possibly find where we are. The orcs probably in a firm alliance with the Dragons and Manlets now and that could pose a threat to us.
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>>540741
wheels of doom confirmed for orcs
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>>540743
>>540741
We'll build them as war chariots then to be pulled by our Boars or any wild animal we find
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>>540763
If we wanted to kill them why didn't we do that instead of just kick them out?
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>>540757
>>540764
>>540765

Orc God specifically told you guys tech is bad. You wanted to learn more. He changed his mind and said its okay if you kill things with it.
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>>540755
Only for a turn each time it's used.

>>540761
Dunno, how do they cross the river the fight the elves and orcs everytime while wearing rocks as armor. Maybe they punched the water into submission.
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>>540763
Hey what, you dicks. We dindu nuffin.
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>>540763
If you don't try to stab us in the back.
We won't come to pummel your face in.
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>>540768
Will it take priority over things like humans casting meteor.
So we can prevent the cast?
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>>540771
You turned into weebs.

>>540766
I regret that decision. Although if we kill them now when they're in between the forest and the mountains it'll look less likely that we killed them.
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>>540768
So.... say they used it on humans while they're at war. That immediately brings down the Human pop to like 25% of what they have?

>>540776
You just jelly of our mad pompadours you girly haired twinks
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>>540760
I doubt op will let us do that as its technically 3 actions but you did give us zap so I'll see if he will.
>>540692
Hold up OP use this one

Keep making the lightning magic even more powerful Into.... Thunderbolt, once done test fire at the manlets power armor if this is 2 actions don't do the test fire

Improve summon elementals into... Summon Greater Elementals
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>>540776
>turned into weebs
>we have the coolest hair
the only thing Elves have done is sodomize themselves
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>>540776
If we killed them in the forest we could have buried them under a tree.
>I regret that decision.

Well live with it.
If we want to have them not know our whereabouts then we can lift the forest and lake away.
If your against leaving you should have killed them then and there.
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>>540692
Action: Help the goblins pack
Tech: Learn about war carts from the goblins
Which are just normal carts with spikes on the front.
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>>540781
At least we're not Dragon sex slaves.
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>>540775
Well there's 2 options
If you manage to cast it a turn before they cast meteor, then the next turn they can't use meteor.

But if both of you cast at the same time then both side rolls 1d100 to see who casted faster. Since after a meteor has already been summoned, you can't unsummon it.

>>540779
Dispelling necromancy just means they can't raise the dead for that turn. To destroy skeletons you need holy magic.
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>>540787
That means that if a civ wins a fight against humans they can't res their humans and skellie.

Sweet.
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>>540783
I just think that having a giant floating forest is pointless. The other races will eventually find a way around it. Also Avatar was a horrible movie with shitty characters and a crap political message behind it.
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>>540768
Just wanted your final word is all before the recap.

>>540692
Humans and skellies decided on a prebattle tradition by punching themselves in the face. Psyche up!

Starting from the crator, Golems and skellies start digging deep trenches with their rock tools and move towards the river in attempt to create a lake.
>>540787
NaP with a save.
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>>540792
Well if they have to roll a 100 total Everytime we move that doesn't sound that pointless.

>>540787
Will the floating moving invisible rest work like that NaP?
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>>540789
it means we can't raise them that turn, but we will still be able to do it next turn if we choose so
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>>540800
See all the response to >>540061
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>>540802
Not if we're a dick and have one race attack you every turn and us cast dispel every turn.
>>540800
>Rest
Meant forest.
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>>540802
Yes. Next turn maybe our 1st village should hunt. The beasts wernt as strong.
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>>540800
Yea.

If they don't manage to find your forest and see through its invisibility Then you can move it somewhere else so they'll ahve to find it again.

But moving costs 1 regular action
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>>540808
I think we should actually start preparing to go against the elves again and wipe them out for good, it will take a while for orcs to recover into a proper threat and if elves get that dispel they are going to to abuse it to meta us whenever we try to fight other races and screw over our fights
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>>540819
no wipe out
it will take out the fun of other ppl
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>>540806
This>>540809
Isn't useless.

So anyway.
Make the demigod and work on time magic?
>>540819
The odds of you finding us are so small I'm not even worried.
Less than 1%
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>>540819
Literally impossible for us to find them. In fact we think they are extinct. Let's learn Orc Fu from skellies. And if we get the Liche it will make life easier.
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>>540821
we can't just keep meteoring shit into the stone age and forgetting about them to fight someone else every time they become even remotely a threat, we should actually try to finish them off before they get something that can seriously fuck us over
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>>540822
Of course, to know when to cast dispel you can't use meta and have to have an informant

And to maintain flight, a number of elves must be used 24/7 to lift it.
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>>540829
We only had 2 orcs left. Im mad i didnt think to chase them. Damn it.
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>>540832
it was more than two, they had a bunch scattered about, it was just two that survived the direct fight against us
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>>540834
5 with elves, 5 with gobbos. They would not have known to pray for more pop if we caught the 2
>>
I have work in the morning so I gotta bolt.

Keep up the good work kobbos. We'll make a steampunk town yet.
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>>540836
they would have discovered the Crater that was their home eventually, and we were not really in a position where we could have wiped out those other 10 remnants
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>>540842
True, but they would not have repopulated as quickly. But you are right, delaying the inevitable is still inevitable.

We must learn Orc Fu. Do you still want the bridge?
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>>540692
Elves work on time magic.
Time may wait for no (hu)man but elves give no shit.

Have the tree god impregnate divine priestess through the smiling one so they can make a demigod.
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>>540847
whatever, they both decent choices, we can do the other next turn
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>>540850
Orc Fu for bonus then

What is the other action?
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>>540854
the facepunch hypeing?
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>>540849
Wait. I forgot if the smiling one is tree gods avatar or not. I just remember memeing him into existence with some drugs.
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>>540856
Im talking next turn. I already submitted this one.

Face Punch still a go
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>>540857
He is.
You can talk with your hippie god again as well.
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>>540857
He is.
>Elf
Became
>Psychoelf
Which through tree god possession became
>The smiling one.
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>>540858
maybe combat stuff, once the truce with manlets allow it and they moved out of the dragons citadel we lunch an all out attack on Dragons try to take them out in one or two turns
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>>540865
Eh. A lot can happen in 3 turns. Lets focus on us
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>>540865
This I'd like to see. Dragons are buffed up as fuck now too but there's still only not very many of them right?
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>>540865
Still need to scout to find our exact location
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>>540868
Even less since one killed himself
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>>540870
we already know where you are donutbutt
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>>540874
You yelled into a random cave and we heard you rockhead
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The barbarians adopted a new custom of punching themselves in the face to hype themselves up for battle. Strangely effective for some reason.

They have also started to dig trenches leading the river into the crater to make a lake
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>>540877
We have skeledragons and manlets that know where you live. And citadel
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>>540880
There's literally a pond that's part of the river and is right next to the crater. They could've just connected that and have been done with it in one turn.
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>>540884
They know the general area its in, not the exact spot as said by op.
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Time may wait for no (hu)man but elves give no shit.

In turn, Time also did not give a shit. The elves failed to create time magic.

Meanwhile, Forest God possessed the Smiling One and mated with the high Priestess to produce a (sorta)demigodchild
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>>540888
OP is there a requirement to get it?

Gotta talk to time god of there is one and listen to his stories about "The good old days?.

Also when will the child be born?
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Orcs helped the manlets pack things up and learned how to make carts from them.

Then they made a few adjustments of their own.
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>>540885
Wasnt sure if that citadel territory. Part of the truce.
>>540887
They know where it is. They knew when they were alive.
>>540888
That poor woman.
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>>540891
Go ahead and ask OP then, thats what he said.
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>>540888
So does this officially mean that the Smiling One isn't gay since he just banged the high priestess?
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>>540894
He still has the dildo up his ass.
Probably.
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>>540893
How do you think we found the manlet cave without a scout roll, smartass?
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>>540891
no they don't if they did then they already would have told you when they told you where the Citadel was. Mountain is twisty and turny, and has constant cave ins so new paths are always being made
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>>540897
Note "Manlet cave" Not the citadel. Now go ask OP to tell you what he said before.
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>>540896
Technically I thinks he's bisexual then.
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>>540889
Like with the messiah for the dragons, 10 turns.

Time magic is a very powerful high tier magic. Needs to commune with both Forest God and God of Time. Then somehow convince God Of Time that you're worthy...to try to gain his favor. Then Do the Time Trials. Then sacrifice 20 virgins. Afterwards do a perfect game of hopscotch.

>>540897
You found the entrance, which didn't move. But the citadel is deep inside the mountain in a new location, unknown to your skeletons as they are from manlets and dragons before the citadel was built.
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>>540902
It was 3 or 4 turns in being built when we got them. Did they move the foundation?
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>>540902
Dang. I was hoping it would be like 7 or 5 turns since Dragons take forever just to make normal babies.
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>>540901
Smiling One didn't actively banged her since it was Forest God possessing him. So he techinically can still be gay but was forced to give his semen to a woman.

>>540905
The 3 or 4 turns was jsut from digging, and after that there were still more digging for the correct location
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>>540902
Also wandering orc roll?
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>>540908
Oh okay. Good to know.
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>>540908
I'm still just going to view him as bi. He take a dildo up the ass 24/7 and he's physically put his dick into Elves vagina.
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>>540909
we didn't wander. We helped the gobbos pack right?
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Midgets made some simple cranes to move stuff easier, now they again try to collect powah

Needed: 215

Roll1d100

>>540909
After everything's done
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>>540914
The ones from knifeared land.
>>540917
Ah
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>>540910
we can just find wherever the manlets decide to make their new base, then we meteor everywhere except for the manlet base
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>540917
AYY MANLETS
LET'S DO THIS
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>540917
I HAVE THE POWER!
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>>540921
>>540922
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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>>540918
ah yeah.
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>>540924
Haha. Nice.
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>>540922
Whoops
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>540917
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>>540929
>>540930
BUT THEN MORE LIGHTING!
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>>540932
Too late, the deed is done
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>>540932
>>540933
>>540930
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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Dragons improved their magics yet again
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>>540933
On this day a manlet climbs the spire. And he weeps. And curses the gods.
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>>540937
Hey dragons, can we get you to power the armor with the Thunderbolt spell?
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>>540938
For cursing the gods, manlets have their pop cut in half
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You know if we could somehow convince all other races for eternal peace with us I would be all for humans becoming the comedic fun race that just dicks about all the time.
but that won't happen at this point, though it would be hilarious as fuck to see Solids Salt if he were to get back and see that we had became peaceful literal clowns.
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>>540937
Now for the world event...
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>>540943
>>540938
Hold on now, paladin
Inventor should be the one punished.
Gobbos as a whole shouldn't be held responsible for this nigga's actions
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>>540944
no we be paladins chivalrous for the order
we kill undead we be good
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>>540943
...Then the manlet is like "oh shit" and is like "it was a prank bro" He quickly ERECTS a statue with a cylinder in the middle and 2 spheres on the bottom for the gods. He prays that this will return his lost friends and appease the gods.
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>>540946
Too late mother fuckerrr
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>>540944
Nah.Dancing Warriors
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>>540943
Hilarious.

>>540944
He'll eventually fuck it by attacking another tribe again. I'm starting to see a pattern where everytime someone attacks a tribe, they become the losing side. Other than Meteors (Which are risk free anyway) I don't think I've ever seens a successful attack on a tribe in their home base

>>540945
it's winter right? there's also another event?
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>>540948
>>540949
please
This nigga wants repentance already
Come on, Paladin
Humans are gonna have the biggest pop again just with humans only
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>>540953
shush bby, it's gonna be okay

That was a lie
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>>540953
Start writing a rap quickly. Raps appease the gods.
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>>540937
I like how the pictures the same but the magic is just beefier.

Also whats this do to our bonus?
>>540944
Honestly I'm content if you guys just dont bother us in the citadel and dont try to look for it but I doubt the other barbs care.
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>>540957
40, same as the humans
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>>540954
OP I think our Pop is supposed to be 30

It was 26 a couple turns ago.
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>>540960
Nice, our bulking up is paying off for keeping us stronk.
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>>540962
I know, the orgy effects wore off. Want it again then fug again
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>>540952
yeah I am actually convinced and operating under the assumption that Solid is like 15 years old at the max.
No proper well grown person is that hateful towards other players in shit for no reason as much as he is, he has been against every single attempt to do ANYTHING that wasn't directly related to killing the other races, and will probably sabotage our budding relationship with the manlets
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>>540967
I suggested we ally with manlets. The rest can go. Not gonna buddy up with more than that.
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>>540970
can we mate with them?
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Now, before we find out what happened to the Orcs in Mysteryland. Other teams. Was it fair to punish the entire Gob civ because of one gob?
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Ah since Turn 51 is starting any hour soon, any Orcs still here? Should we leave now? I think we should leave. Are we taking the Orcs with the Manlets btw? They're not really safe from Humans.
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>>540971
Nigga get outtahere. Are you Senpai?
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>>540954
ugh
god damn it inventor
you come up with a flying fucking mountain
and now you halved our population?
>>540956
Fine, here's a rap
Our civ shouldn't blow up because one gobbo fucked up.
He might be an atheist and cursed the gods, but I want to break these odds. He got our pop deleted in one swift blow, should King Kobbo have to deal with this shit show? Please Kobold God, forgive us for our sins. Grant us our pop back and let us have the wins!
>>540972
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>>540972
no
but quests are not fair
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>>540947
You are the undead
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>>540972
Considering the Dice God incident, anything goes, really
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>>540972
It's happened to other civs so it's legit.
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>>540972
Its not fair but we shouldn't expect this civ to be fair with you piloting it.
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>>540972
Yeah. I remember when one Elf me said something stupid and got half our population killed but we were saved by MC's sick rhymes. It's their own fault for not having someone like MC.
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>>540978
sorry im drunk
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>>540972
Dice god wasn't even drunk this time
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>>540976
Let's have some peer review up in this bitch.

Other players, are these rhymes sufficiently sick?
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>>540988
I'd remix it.
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>>540988
We had to make a long as hell rap to get +17 temperature resistance.
It ain't sick enough.
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>>540988
op we need haikus
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>>540988
Those Rhymes just can't compare to the Dankness of MC's rhymes in my opinion.
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>>540988
I don't know. Maybe with a little bit of change...
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>>540993
Seriously. Go to bed.
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Everyone's a critic. Not looking good for manlets. How can they convince the other teams that their pop is worth NOT halving?
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>>540970
Yeah but Solid would do something stupid like directly attack them before our truce is finished and make them not want to do anything with us ever again
in the past I have suggested we work with another race or do something nonwar relate no matter what it goes something like like this
>ME: hey the orcs and us are the two most powerful races currently we should
>HIM: fuck no were killing that nonhuman scum, then later he proceeds to attack them even though it would be a guaranteed loss
and then with suggestions that are not related to other races at all
>ME: we should work on out tech and stuff (since we were at the time falling behind everyone else and it was obvious)
>HIM:fuck no thats boring we should attack stuff
Granted he has gotten better lately but I think thats because I have been purposely trying to be on the same time as him and opposing him whenever he starts acting like and angsty teenager
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>>540998
haiku
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>>540998
Make it longer and better.

Also needs sick burns.
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>>540998
Eh leave them alone.
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>>540976
I know this is an insult to me. But man that is a good rap.
>>540998
If you let the pop live OP might not do this again. As in not take away half of everyone's pop. Also we are short. Please pity us,
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>>541001
>>541003
Good idea(s)

Manlets, make a haiku, but work in some sick burns about dragons
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>>540998
Well they are sexual deviants and atheists so I think they deserve what's coming to them.
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>>541010
If they use too many or too few syllables.
Or don't burn dragons.
Cut their pop again.
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>>540998
>>541001
>>541010
Punctured by blood fruit
Dragon's assholes are prolapsed,
they bleed out their ass.
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>>541000
No. Me and him had talks and have a better understanding. The recent Orc raids was 80% myself suggesting and Solid was not gonna argue about attacking something.

I would never gotten him to agree with a manlet alliance, so thankfully you showed up to vote.

I say no to Orcs because two races being almost equally powerful us supurbly dangerous for us. Luckily Saitama dicked around long enough (3 or 4turns) for us to catch up in what they achieved in 2 turns.

We would be slaughtered if not for that. The patch helped too.

Bottom line is that we are not gonna be a global peace community.
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>>541016
I think the second verse has too many syllables.
>>541010
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>>541016
Well what do you guys think? Enuff?
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>>541020
Wait where they still supposed to ask for forgiveness or just diss the dragons?
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>>541020
Inclaim copyright infringement on our musical. I think they need to lose more pop.
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>>541020
Second verse has 9 syllables when it is supposed to have 7.

I give it a thumbs down.
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>>541020
kill just 1/3 not half
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>>541020
>>541021
>>541022
well, there's only so many words you can use
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>>541018
Tbh when I first joined this quest I thought Elves and Humans could be friends. How wrong I was.
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>>541020
They got the burn in but its an overused and stale one, I gotta disapprove for having no originality.
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>>541026
I'd be down if we hadnt destroyed your forest. I had no idea Meteor would be amazing as it turned out to be. Giving myself props for that.
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>>541024
Yes perhaps...
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>>541010
Dragons are scaly
Like genital diseases
Let our pop survive

Showing how I read this an got the right number of syllables.
Drag-ons are scal-ly
Like gen-i-tal dis-ease-es
Let our pop sur-vive
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>>541033
we'll take it
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>>541031
Yeah but now there are mutated forest creatures that are almost impossible to kill.
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>>541034
A sudden challenger
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>>541036
Yea... there is that, isn't there? Be neat skeletons one day. If anyone can kill them.
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>>541034
This'll do.
>>541038
Elves accept this.
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>>541041
>>541038
>>541034
Aw shit nigga.
You just redeemed yourself.
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>>541018
Still he is way to prone to needless hate towards the other factions that there has to be something wrong with him, even after you consider that it could be what he thinks is fun.

I thought of something fellow barbarians.
We currently have two fortresses right?
perhaps we could give our old one where our old village was to the manlets as both a sign of good faith to save them having to build their own new settlement and we get some tech or agreement or shit in exchange?
could that be a possibility?
>>541026
>>541031
in the past I have been for suggestions to team up with almost every other race to try to dominate the others, every time solid hated and despised the Idea and with the manlets I just stopped trying to please him because if we make enemys with everyone we are just going to end up like Hitler did in WW2 and lose because of Literally everyone being against us
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>>541036
You do realize that's because of the sword parts you dumped and not the meteor right?

>>541034
Better
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>>541038
9/10
I say it passes if another dragon kills itself.
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>>541047
Nah the mutated creatures were already caused by the first meteor hit, the second one just makes them even more mutated.

The sword parts are for something else.
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>>541045
dis would be bad in a long run
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>>541047
I'm pretty sure that those are a result of barbarians spamming meteors. Same goes for their impotency.
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>>541045
No reason for the manlets to go there since they can't mine for any resources there.

Also geez no other Orcs here? I guess Turn 51 is still pretty far away but we're gonna have to roll for Survival for Turn 50 since it's supposed to be Winter
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>>541049
Ah so they weren't always "Dire"? huh, I thought it was because of the forest disappearing which is what aggro'd the animals
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>>541054
I'm still here it's just shit's pretty calm right now.
Besides we aren't on the mysteryland roll yet.
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>>541045
Ironically the coalition happened and that was the reason why we won.

No. We need that Forttress. What they give us in return wouldnt be enough to pay back. Live with us or without us. And the 1st fort has Brocks Temple and shrine. Cant lose it.
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The second haiku got a better reception, so let's say manlets saved themselves for now.

And now, Orc Mercs Mysteryland adventures.

Orcs roll 1d100 to see if they managed to travel unhindered
1-19: oh shit nigger
20-59: oh shit
60-89: ok
90-100: sweet

>>541056
It was both
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>>541056
If we had animals like that to begin with we would've tamed them and use them to help us. These things use to just be stuff like bunny rabbits and squirrels.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>541061
Rolling for fun times and wacky adventures
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>>541065
oh shit nigger E-Orc and B-Orc this is on you guys

>>541062
Ah that makes sense
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>>541065
Rest in pieces orcs
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>541065
Rolling to save this.
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>>541065
https://youtu.be/sC75aU47GRk
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>541061
We got any magic bonuses?
>>541065
Oh shit nigger
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>>541071
this is in Elven Territory.
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>>541074
>>541065
>>541061
OH SHIT NIGGERS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>541074
OH SHIT NIGGER NO
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>>541065
>>541074
https://youtu.be/sC75aU47GRk
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>>541074
OH SHIT NIGGER
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>>541065
>>541074
OP can you just use my roll. It pains me to watch these rolls.
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>>541061
>>541080
>>541074
where the fuck is business orc
he needs to roll
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>>541065
>>541074
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0lzqRVuRqN0
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>>541084
No this is completely up to the orcs
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>>541054
mountains aren't the only places with minerals and shit, if they dig underneath it I am sure they would find something
>>541050
really depends on how friendly we can get with them
If we can get super close with them it would be a great investment
>>541059
I guess but that was at the start when everyone else was weak and was just a kinda panic attack after they all saw how much our pop grew once we got the skeletons. at this point if they actually all started working together properly with a plan we could be in trouble
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Business Orc you better roll a natty fucking 100

>>541005
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I have hiccups from laughing. Fuuuuck
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>>541088
Do we have our bonuses on these rolls or does it not matter?
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>>541094
the bonuses only appears in combat
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>541061
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>>541098
aw shit
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>>541098
Better than oh shit nigger.
We're still boned
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>>541098
Fuuuck
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>>541098
You get a slightly larger violin.
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>>541098
>>541074
>>541065

Welp RIP to Mystery Land Orc Mercs. We Hardly Knew Ye
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With no heroes you guys are weaker than humans. Human heroes couldnt touch 1 monster. You are wrecked
>>541089
Not ditching a settlement. Too big of an offering. We can build them a new one, however. I'll agree to that. They never build a home before.
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>>541098
I bet OP was halfway through drawing orcs getting absolutely rekt
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>>541106
Sorry I was playing WoW at the same time. ORC monk you see.
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>>541105
That was in mutated forest though right?
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>>541105
we could help build them a mountain fortress, as long as they let us do the design it could be great
If we are lucky we could even get permission to use it as a temp outpost if we ever go to war against dragons
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>>541109
The same one younare in now.
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>>541112
This is the 5 Mysteryland Orcs from Elven Territory so nope.
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>>541110
This is fine. Houses and walls should be sufficient. They can arm themselves.
I want pipe knowledge or zap in return.
>>541113
Look at OP map. Its where we explored.
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>>541113
I'm just hoping it's a combat encounter. We can still somehow live through that if we get good rolls next time. All those low rolls must be karma from all our nat 100s
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>>541098
AND SO THE WANDERING ORCS FOUND....AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION, FORMED FROM VARIOUS PLANTS, TREE BARKS, MUD, DIRT AND OTHER UNMENTIONABLES. ANIMATED BY A PIECE OF THE CURSED BLADE! AS BEFORE IT WAS BROKEN, ALL IT TASTED WERE ORC BLOOD, SO IT'S COMING BACK FOR MORE!

Now orcs have to roll 1d100 to defeat it
Number to beat: Fierceness 80 + my roll up there

Orc bonuses:
28
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>541126
Neato
So a 91
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>>541126
Hey, 91, shouldn't be too hard to beat.
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>>541126
>80+11
COME ON ORCS
YOU CAN GET THIS PIECE OF THE BLADE BACK
FUCKING KILL IT AND REFORM THE SWORD
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>541126
Raaaarrrrrgh
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>>541130
shit
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>>541131
>>541132
I'm not so sure... >>541130
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>>541126
All they need to beat is 63 I think.
>>541133
So close.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>541126
W-wat. Either way, shouldn't it also have tasted Human Blood too?

>>541133
>>541130
Fuck it's all on me.
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>>541126
If the orcs get killed will this thing get even more powerfull?
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>>541133
Well that ties it.
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>>541139
No humies were killed in the last Orc VS Humans offensive
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>>541126
I can't look. What did I roll?
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>>541144
9
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>>541143
Still if they got cut by it it should be enough.
>>541144
A tremendous disappointment which we both share.
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>>541142
it doesn't there's an 11 more so we're short by 2
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>>541126
F for the orcs
>>541121
if they agree to us helping build them a mountain fort to use as their home, after all it only took us a turn to build our second fort so it wouldn't gimp us or take too much time, but I want it have an external element in our architectural style, you can ask for whatever stuff you want as well
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Man it's not just the orc's day. We're rolling terribly here. I'm rolling like I'm rolling with a d10 here.
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>>541148
89 vs 91
Unless I'm missing something it should tie.
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>>541154
it most likely won't. Last time we were less than 1 from escaping a great beast and it still ate us.
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>>541133
The Orc mercs managed to not get murdered by the thing, but also didn't manage to murder it back.

Now they have two choices.
A: Try their luck and run
B: Try their luck and attack again
C: Surrender and get killed

What do they do?
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>>541152
We will see.
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>>541154
Maybe one orc is going to die and they're going to fall back and get lost again
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>>541159
hey
try your luck again orcs
I fucking believe in you nerds
you should get a bonus since the orc god wants blood
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>>541158
That wasn't a combat roll though.
>>541159
B
One fight one bonus
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>>541158
I'm feeling merciful today
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>>541159
They should pick C. It'll help appease their God and help get back a piece of their sword.
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>>541159
Fuck it, they're in a suicide mission anyway. fight this fucking thing.
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>>541166
Might as well
B
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>>541168
No it won't it'll just feed the sword
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>>541173
Every journey begins with a single step.
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Rolled 47 (1d50)

>>541166
The orcs attacked again!
Now orcs have to roll 1d100 to defeat it
Number to beat: Fierceness 80 + my roll up there

Orc bonuses:
28

+2 orc god wants more blud
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>>541180
holy shit
orcs need to roll nat 100
or it's over
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>541180
Yeah it's probably over.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>541180
Welp.. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
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>>541180
looks like we might get our second to sixth indirect kills considering we accidentally created that creature
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>>541180
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>541187
We are doing great today! Lets get the manlets to invent shroom beer and have a party
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>>541185
>>541186
>>541180
Should've ran.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>541180
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>>541191
Running is for pussies.
Unless NaP makes it a roll to run without our choice.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>541180
Rolling for elven drinking in amusement
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>>541194
>>541186
>>541185
well, it's just not the orc's day, it seems
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>>541180

>>541194
>>541185
>>541186
https://youtu.be/sC75aU47GRk
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>>541191
Wouldn't do any good. Would have just pursued us either way.

>>541194
>>541186
>>541185

>>541196
:(
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>>541196
https://youtu.be/ZnHmskwqCCQ
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>>541200
Dice God is still a magnificent bastard.
>>541203
This music goes well with drunk elves laughing at orc deaths.
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Rolled 13 (1d50)

>>541194
And so all orcs are killed.

While an elf, secretly camoflaged, drinks and laugh at them.

Now elves roll to see if the monster noticed the elf and kills him too
Monster bonus: 80 + whatever I got up there.

Elves bonus: Invisible 20
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>>541209
Well now the tables are turned.
Also.
Activate the Slaughter
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>541209
Aw shit nigga
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>>541209
The only solace I have is that elves will possibly get possibly massacred from this.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>541209
One thing to say.

WORTH IT.
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>>541215
>>541213
God, I don't pray to you much but all I wish now is that no elf come after this.
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>>541209
If we fail can the elf keep laughing cause the orcs dying was still too funny?
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>>541213
>>541215
Oh well. It was only one Elf who was being stupid anyways. All that matters is that the Orcs don't know where the forest is.
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>>541209
jesus fuck I am laughing like hell
though
>thats only one shard of the sword
>there is probably a bunch more sword shard creatures like that roaming about
>some of them possibly more dangerous than that one
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

A Skelly chortles
>>541213
>>541215
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>>541222
I'm glad NaP followed the Jason monster route for them.
AND THERES FIVE OF THEM OUT THERE
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>>541222
And what really bites is they're all hunting for Orc Blood.
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>>541221
He died in the pursuit of lels.

It was both noble and tragic.
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>>541225
One is gonna be a lake monster.
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>>541226
They're all hunting for orc blood.
Until they taste a new type of blood
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>>541209
OP I think the orc blood should make him want to kill more orcs.
And the elf blood should evolve him
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>>541233
then soon to be rip elves now that this one will taste elf blood
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>>541236
Oh shit. Follow these monsters. Will lead us to elves!
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The mosnter detects the elf and kills him. Gaining a new taste for elf blood.

The thing can now track down elves by sensing their blood. I'll just leave you with that information.
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>>541229
*Sad music starts playing*
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>>541234
Nah kill more elves because they are easier and weak
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>>541240
Well I feel this should just be asked for safety reasons.
If one tastes blood.
Do all of the sword Jasons get the ability to sense that blood?
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Welp Turn 50 starts. Does boiling our blood count as Cold Resistance?
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>>541240
I'm going to assume that this took place closer to the mountains and forest crater since the Orc shard was found there. If it does chase after us it will take a while.
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>>541244
Not on our home turf.
>>541240
What's our bonus total on home turf?
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>>541241
https://youtu.be/SQ1nGH4VBEQ
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>>541240
damn that pics brutal
I am happy with how this entire civ thing has turned out, even if we die all suddenly now humans have effectively fucked a lot of shit up irreparably
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>>541256
Solid suggested the smashing. Still hate him?
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>>541246
Yes

>>541251
36 in total
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Aw man. We lost our winter clothes when OP decided to fuck everyone because some barbarians was acting ecspecially retarded.
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>>541260
At least they're the unstoppable killing machines I hoped they were.
Disregard the fact we stopped it once.
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>>541259
I don't entirely hate him since withouthim we wouldn't be the edgelords we are today, I just dislike him due to not being able to turn off his bloodlust hateboner
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>>541264
I don't recall
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>>541260
Well he can't fly at least.

So we got a backup plan.
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AND NOW, the Turn 50 world event....

hmmmm....
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>>541269
When in doubt.
Choose both.
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winter is boring
let's get a world event on the wheel
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>>541269
What about the lever? You never pull the lever.
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>>541269
>Something else.
Demon lord.
Flood.
Plague
Do it OP.
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>>541269
I agree with the orc
>>541271
Fatfinger both those buttons at once
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>>541269
Pull the lever.
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>>541274
This lever? You wanna pull this lever?
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>>541269
Have a Demon Lord show up.
Let it be a playable faction.
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>>541280
The other switch
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>>541280
Thats the one.
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>>541280
THE OTHER LEVER
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>>541280
yes and don't forget to spin the doodad as well
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>>541280
Pull the lever of random misfortune.

It should have skulls and salt.
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>>541280
The one that makes the wheel spin.
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>>541289
Ah yes, the wheel
1 - Tournament of heroes, losers gets nothing while winner gets a bonus for their tribe
2 n 3 - Divine Retribution, kill half of every tribe
4 - Tournament of heroes, losers gets their tribe killed while winner gets to not die
5 - Demons appear
6 - God feels generous and gifts mortals with stuff
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>541294
Rolling for Tournament
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Rolled 6 (1d16)

>>541294
Lets do this...LEEROOYYY
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>541294
Oh boy. I sure do hope that number 6 happens and not 2, 3 and maybe 5.
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>>541297
>>541298
>Implying OP isn't going to be the roller
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>>541294
Uhhh... thats just a painting boss. The real wheel is behind it.
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>>541294
It seems more an more bad stuff appears on that wheel.

I'm probably just seeing things though.
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>>541298
why are you rolling a d16?
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>>541301
>Real wheel is revealed
>It's just 6 spaces of "everyone dies the end"
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>541294
whrrrr
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>>541303
I didn't notice the 1, been up for 20 hours thus far fixing my sleeping pattern
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>541294
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>>541307
AYYYY
THANKS GOD
we love you big papa
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>>541304
Truth

>>541307
Twofer!
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>>541307
Sweet
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>>541307
Great, free shit for everyone
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>>541307
yay we've been getting awfully nice rolls for these world events. First free mggic now this
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>>541307
Aw. I wanted Demons.
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>>541307
Well isn't that a surprise
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>>541307
>>541318
It's a Christmas miracle!
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>>541307
I hope we get something both cool, and metal as fuck
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>>541318
oh my god
Santa was God all along?
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>>541317
stop, we can only have so much edge with the humans.
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>>541321
Magic Rock Guitars?
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I'm up reading thru thread
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>>541328
Stick around for presents
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>>541327
who knows, but with OP's creative mind I doubt we will be disappointing
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>>541332
We are always disappointing OP
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>>541328
tl:dr nothing happened and you forced a dragon to commit suicide and there's a fragment of the sword that wants Elf blood.
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>>541328
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>>541334
all sword jasons want elf blood now

>>541246
>>541260
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>>541333
I meant he will disappoint
20 hours of awake time is catching up with me
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>>541318
Alright, let's look at the presents list that each tribe only gets to pick 1:
- A Magical artifact
- 1 free spell
- 1 free tech
- A fortress
- Double the population
- A giant robot
- Wings
- The ability to live without water
- Facial hair
- Magical Rock Guitars
- One "get out of total annihilation free" card
- A tasty sandwich
- A nice patch of land
- The ability to make everyone else call them "sir"
- Huge penis
- A time machine that can only fit one person and be used only once
- A giant sword
- Magical pants
- Free dinner
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>>541345
A giant robot for us manlets, please!
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>>541345
>Any free magical spell?

Time spell included?
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>>541345
Magical rock guitars is tempting but I think we should pick the doubled population or giant robot, especially if it affects skeletons
Other humans what do you think?
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>>541340
>>541328
Rock Guitars?
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>>541347
Except that one
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>541345
>- A giant robot
this
>>541350
>>541349

check my rock throw
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>>541345
What would the magical artifact do?
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>>541345
Oh shit Orcs, Time Machine! but how will it work? We can have One Punch Orc travel back in time and fix everything!

>>541352
What about the magical ability to suck the life force out of something?
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>>541349
>>541355

We wouldnt know how to Pilot a robot. Would we? And we wouldbhave the manlet problem of having no power to it
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>>541345
Oh my god. We can send the smiling one back in time to the meteor attack. Should we? Although think wings sound kind of cool.
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>>541345
Well I'm gonna be a shrewd and ask what are the bonuses on it.
>>541358
Nigga you know we're gonna warp back pre nerf and only have our nerf stats.
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>>541355
fug
I blame weird dreams about old PC wargames
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

Rock Guitars
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>541045
>perhaps we could give our old one where our old village was to the manlets as both a sign of good faith to save them having to build their own new settlement and we get some tech or agreement or shit in exchange?
>could that be a possibility?
Never
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>>541352
Can we get a perfect transmutation spell?

The ability to change something into something else?

Or alter it's properties?
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>>541362
wasn't the nerf before that though? Still, giant sword looks tempting. But I want more cool magic, something that could give us orcs more longetivity. I've been repeating this for a while but regeneration magic would be cool
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>>541345
Can we specify what wings we get? If it's angelic the. I'm definitely saying that.
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>>541360
thats a good point
SO its down to doubled population or rock guitars, this is a hard choice for me, both could be great
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>>541370
hey orcs, if you ask for the giant sword
we'll get the giant robot
we'll form like voltron
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>>541368
Already shot that down, friend.
>>541372
Pick one and roll 1d10. Me and Solid did
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>>541371
Why would we get wings?
We have telekinesis.
We have birds.
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>>541373
And Orc Shaman can be a good power source, he can pilot the thing so there's that. Still, you guys already have that Golem and we defo want to get back at Humans and you guys don't. There's a conflict of interest here.
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>>541356
There's a choice of 4
- Life drain claw: gives the tribe the ability to drain life
- Heart of Overpopulation: Makes any tribe that gets it have a base +10 pop per turn. And I mean any tribe. Evem dragons.
- Mystery Box: Don't open it
- Divine Mask: Mind Control lesser creatures
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>>541374
>Pick one and roll 1d10. Me and Solid did
sorry, missed that
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>>541376
I like the fucking aesthetics of having angelic wings okay.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>541368
and already you have gone into fuck all other races mode.
plus if you should read the rest of the chain I ended up agreeing agaisnt it, I was just throwing Ideas against the wall you spaz
>>541374
I guess population doubled since you both went for one of each the others
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>>541379
Whoops, forgot pic

>>541369
Mayyybe, but you can't change sentient things though
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>>541378
Aw shit
The tables have changed
It's not that we don't want to get back at humans. It's just that we don't have the bonuses and if we get our power armor and the giant robot working..
Our combo would be able to beat anything
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>>541370
I was talking back to the first meteor but regenerative magic sounds nice.
My main fear is if someone does pick the time machine it's gonna send themselves back as they currently are, instead of how they were.
So if we send wanpunch back to the first meteor instead of the 50-75 he was he'd be a 7.
>>541379
>>541383
>Mystery Box: Don't open it
Why do you tempt me so
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>>541379
>Even dragons
Holy shit
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>>541382
>and already you have gone into fuck all other races mode.
Not giving out your hard work for free for some unhuman doesn't equals fucking over other races
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Also divine giant robot don't need a power source, anybody can pilot it from barbarians to manlets.
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>>541379
Oh shit nigga dragons take the heart of overpopulation
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>>541383
Sounds good enough.
>>541381
Transmutation has a ton of flexibility.
We can turn iron into gold.
We can make bark or dirt as tough as metal.
It has a ton of flexibility.
>>541383
If hemp accepts give us transmutation.
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Hey OP, Magical Pants. What does that do? Does everyone in the tribe get them?

>>541385
You're right. Our rolls are pretty bad right now.
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>>541382
>>541380
How does population sound before i confirm guitars?
>>541379
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>>541392
Yes.

They're comfy and easy to wear.

Also anybody that faces you gets a -10 jealous debuff
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>>541395
Even the meteors?
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>>541391
God damn it. Transmutation sounds good but I just really want angelic wings.... then again knowing OP he would probably give us bug wings that don't work.
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>>541393
>How does population sound before i confirm guitars?
need to make sure if he doubles all POP or just human part of POP.
if just human - nah
if all POP - probably yeah.
your call
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>>541396
Yeah
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>>541395
K, Joey
>>541398
10 pop per turn is better than double population
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>>541397
We could make illusion magic that makes it look like we have flaming angel wings and bows of light.

And get transmutation now.
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>>541389
Whoops, forgot pic

>>541397
You can choose the wing type
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Oh there's a nice patch of land too, but I'm already totally go for the idea of Orcs becoming wandering mercenaries and I doubt any of the other orcs see the benefit in it.

>>541395
tempting.

>>541396
so what do you think. I'm really go for regeneration/healing factor for free spell. Heart of Over Population looks neat but I bet OP's gonna pull a "You ran of out resources to feed your tribe" or some shit.
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>>541406
Does robot give meteor boost?
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>>541345
So... Free Dinner. Can we choose the meal?
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>>541388
In case, you haven't noticed we have been trying to get them as friends, and I was just throwing Ideas out to the wind without your childish Nazi tier hateboner opposing LITERALLY all ideas involving not killing the other races
by giving them something we secure less chances of them trying to screw us later, plus we agreed to try to help build them a mountain fort if they let us help them
>>541393
yeah if only humans get doubled then go for guitars
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>>541406
hey, manlets asked for it first, OP
humans were too slow
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>>541404
I'm going to go with Transmutation because it'll help us overcome a lot of stuff like giving us iron swords and arrow tips and gold will make things like pimpin. Maybe in the future we can all get angelic wings. Evolving the Elf race is just something I've been wanting to do for a while now.
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>>541406
Actually OP the free spell could be ANYTHING right?
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>>541407
I'm tempted to say the get out of annihilation free card for when the king comes knocking.
But this requires a lot of thinking
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>>541411
>>541398
Im not talking about the double.

The Heart of Overpopulation gives +10 pop per turn
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>>541414
anything but time spell and positively any other OP shit that would require the introduction of new gods
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>>541408
Robot gives a +80 and needs a 1d50 from your side.

When you use robot you can't use meteor.

But robot's power doesn't grow with your pop, it needs upgrades

>>541412
Tribes can ask for the same thing. The important thing is they can only take one thing.
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>>541414
Not time magic.
You gotta do alot of shit for it.
>>541406
OP elves pick perfect transmutation I just mentioned.
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>>541418
ayy
we only ask for the giant robot then
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>>541409
Yes, as long as it isn't something that gives you immortality
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>>541416
oh, then that I guess
but Find out if the guitars do anything special, seeing all this other shit they could be great as all fuck
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>>541415
Man where's Business Orc? Hey OP, what level of the Free Spell are we getting? I don't want to ask for Regeneration Magic and learn that it only heals cuts and bruises. I want Orcs regrowing they fucking eads and arms.
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>>541422
What do the Magic Guitars do?
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>>541422
>>541424
So.... does Regeneration Magic count as immortality? I mean we'll still need to roll for it to succeed for really really bad wounds right? I mean Humans can roll for Skellies to reform themselves.
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>>541416
dude, your rock throw, decide yourself
I'm okay with whatever sucks that we don't get giant robot tho
>>541411
>In case, you haven't noticed we have been trying to get them as friends, and I was just throwing Ideas out to the wind without your childish Nazi tier hateboner opposing LITERALLY all ideas involving not killing the other races
> by giving them something we secure less chances of them trying to screw us later, plus we agreed to try to help build them a mountain fort if they let us help them
we need no friends, but again, I didn't try to fight you against that, just rock throw.
Could you calm down about your insecurities or something.
As long you get better rock throw, you can do your diplomatic sheganigans all you want. I'll favor the truce and won't break it just to fuck with you. Calm yo tits.
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Anyway, gotta go buy lunch. Discuss among yourselves until a final consensus until I get back

>>541427
Like with the reforming skellies, Regen will have a roll

>>541425
Shoots lightning as you play and gives a +5 boost
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>>541427
Don't forget the gem as well which amps any magic we get.
Man this shit's really confusing sometimes.
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>>541432
>>541427
>>541418
hey orcs
if you're up for giant robot adventures
I think there'll be a way for us to combine our mechs, gurren lagann style
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>all 5 tribes not all picking giant robots
>not wanting an all out final battle between 5 giant robots
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>>541436
>>541435
I mean we were trying to get away from anime.
Although if we can get giant sunglasses with the robot...
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>>541432
Yeah, so you ok for Regeneration Magic? It'd be neat to have saving Rolls. Or should we branch out and pick a branch of Magic that has regeneration in it? IDK Plant Magic?

>>541435
We can't upgrade it since we suck at tech so it'll just rust in our hands
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>>541435
>>541438
please, orcs
if you get giant robots, we'll PUNCH those meteors out of the sky
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>>541431
Wait, Could I use the free spell to get a spell that basically ascends the dragons into beings of almost pure magic? Making each individual one balls to the wall strong? Or is that shit too much?
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>>541436
We aren't all weeaboos. Only that one Orc is and the Goblins who just always jump on the bandwagon.
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>>541442
>>541440
If we work together, both our mechs can be upgraded
You've just gotta watch and learn from us manlets
we'll be able to upgrade our robots the most
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>>541436
Nah we're going a different way
>Eventually learn advanced surgery.
>Craft wooden arms and legs
>Enchant and transmute to make it awesome as hell and move to the users will.
>Elven evolution confirmed.
>>541446
What do you think of this idea?
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>>541442
We already have Wan Punch Orc for that, and unless all humies outside of Rock Solid are offline there's a pretty low chance of that happening since Humies want your tech and if they pulverize your bones and tech that can't happen.

>>541448
Tempting, tempting, tempting. Still I want to see what the other Orcs thoughts are on this.
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>>541448
If you team with us, we can get a giant robot and NOT meteor you.
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>>541448
>>541452
If you team up with us we can all discuss how to style our cool pompadours.
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>>541452
>>541456
>>541448
Hmmm
Rock Solid wants to kill all nonhumans
while the Orcs are our fellow greenskins who have sweet fucking pompadours
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>>541452
>>541442
"You" as in general. We can work together and make things awesome
>>541456
Or their admittingly sweet hair
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>>541458
We are also capable of good tech to work along with you. Ots a good deal. And 2 robots, plus meteor would give us a power monopoly.
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>>541459
>>541458
Hmmm, if the other Orcs are ok with it, I'm fine with getting the Giant Robot and then grinding up kills to get Regeneration Magic from Orc God instead.
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>>541450
Eh... I don't want everything to turn into cyborg type stuff. The Elves are the protectors of the forest and should be made of flesh. I just think transmutation is incredibly useful since we can do stuff like make armor and pointed weapons on par with the other races. We'll be skipping so many research turns with this.
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>>541458
Can't blame me, everything tried to kill us right after our friendly raid greeting
and again, I'll favor the truce of not killing suddenly just for the shit of it.
I may like rolling dices, but not betraying fellow barbs
also we share a skeleton
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>>541462
>teaming up with the people who nuked us 4 turns ago
I'm not so sure about this.
But fuck it just go ahead I guess.
We could probably fit our entire orc population in a giant robot and make that our mobile home.
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>>541465
>>541458
King Kobbo. Rock Solid is agreeing to honor the peace treaty. Does that sway you?
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>>541444
>>541431
Actually never mind on what I said before.

How about a spell where we can animate the very mountains we live in leading to us being able to leave when needed and having a army of mountain sized golems?
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>>541469
Just a bit. Not enough though. Even if we win, we'll get lumped in with the barbarians and die to the King.
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>>541429
my point was that You have never agreed to anything about other races that wasn't kill/fuck over them, and you always respond with some "humanity fuck yeah" meme tier shit, calling other factions scum and saying you would prefer wanting nothing to do with them for no reason, even when other members are trying to foster good relations with them
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>>541466
>Teaming up with Non-Green, Pompadour-less Humies
They'll probably set the mech on fire and say it's an upgrade, it's only us and Gobbos in my mind.
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>>541471
You still have that Kingdom's Seal though.
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>>541474
Okay so you didn't go nuts.
>>541431
When you get back.
What's the bonus of the giant robot
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>>541466
hey, orcs, I respect your guts
I may be satisfied challengin' with you just participating in our arena without any murder.
>>541472
well not exactly. I just liked to challenge other races with rolls, battling was the easiest way to do that.
we can invent not as murderous ways to satisfy my thirst for worthy opponent
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>>541477
>>541418
>+80
here, nigga
come on orcs
get the giant robot with us
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>>541463
And I don't want to spend turns getting angelic wings.
(I probably already thought of a spell for that)
But bonuses are bonuses.
As long as the aesthetics are somewhat ok I'm down for anything.
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>>541477

Here>>541418
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>>541466
That made me chuckle. I am sorry.
>>541471
King kills us no matter what.
>>541474
If things work out with the Gobbos in 4 complete turns as agreed they will see good faith in us. Maybe Orcs will too.
Removing you from the forest was sort of needed. Sorry. Only time will tell where we stand.
>>541478
Even Solid wants peace.

Tri-Robot Tribunal?
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>>541471
Everyone dies to the King
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>>541482
I wouldn't go out of my way and cause us to wait multiple turns on angelic wings. Although I do want to hear your proposal on how to get them in a short time.
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>>541485
ayy, you have lunch, paladin?
Gobbos know what to get for our gift.
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>>541485
What if we have the get out of extermination free card when that happens?
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>>541484
>Even Solid wants peace.
I don't want peace, I just not against not killing
I still want to beat shit out anything strong enough
manlets are weak physically, they kinda never got my attention
orcs on the other hand, perfect rival material.
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>>541488
He will eat it as he pisses in your eyesocket
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>>541488
The kings just kills you again
obviously
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>>541487
I'm Having lunch, will be done soon

>>541488
He waits til you revive, then kill you again.
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>>541488
>>541493
in that case, orcs
want to just have fun with GIANT ROBOTS?
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>>541493
Man I was sorta hoping it would be the secret to "winning"
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>>541486
Shouldn't be too hard.
And the things to get it are basic and useful anyways.

Woodworking (if you want big pirate ships we need this anyways.
Sewing and shit(need it still for the pirate shit.)
Medicine and Healthcare stuff.(This sounds useful anyways.)

And we don't have to do it now.

But if we ever get most of this stuff.
Considering my idea would be nice.
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>>541495
>>541488
Robot Party when?
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>>541495
>>541497
So, you agree with getting Giant Robot then grinding for Regeneration Magic (I really want us to have some form of saving roll). What I'm just wary about is that Elves can just transmute our mech into a literal piece of shit so something that's actually connected to us would be better.
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>>541503
Thanks for the idea lol
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>>541500
I want join the fun with our mass produced golems
can we pilot them now
plz
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>>541503
Elves are literally too scared to leave their forest because that's when they lose all their bonuses.
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>>541478
still when you are constantly calling them scum and saying you oppose any attempt to establish a non-violent relations it tends to give people the Sense that you are an edgy 12 year old and will skullfuck them in their sleep without a moments hesitation and makes others with you (Me and Hats) have that same vibe due to being guilty by association
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>>541485
If more than 1 race gets a robot, can each robot have a race specific ability to make it nifty? Or at least a different paintjob?
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>>541507
They also have five Jasons after them.
We do too but that's a different story if we have a giant robot.
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>>541509
Yes, a robot of each looks like the aethestics of that race
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>>541508
It's called role-playing. Also being a voice of dissent can be good sometimes since it changes things up.
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>>541507
Yeah you're right. I'm tiny salty for them kicking out our orcs despite the orcs being a gesture of good will from us.

>>541513
They won't even be able to transmute it since it's technically sentient

>>541514
So... wil a manlet giant robot be just a regular sized robot?

>>541509
This, I want my mech to have a pompadour.
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>>541516
>So... wil a manlet giant robot be just a regular sized robot?
Ya know, that sounds like a funny idea actually ....
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>>541508
I said he is extreme, but he's not as braindead as you talk him up to be. As i said, me and him made many plans together... that worked.
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>>541508
I don't call them scum all that often
usually just unhumans. that's techincally correct.
humans are species which afraid of unhumans, that's how we roll.
anyway, you are one to talk, just want to make undead civ out of human/skellebro civ
your sweet lies about so called "peace" is suspicious.

I can handle not attacking, just cause I respect rock throw. And I always respected orcs especially after Business orc incident. Manlets are manlets. Too weak to care about.
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>>541513
Are all 5 really after us? The shards of the sword were scattered all thoughout the land.
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>>541514
>Everyone else is getting giant robots
Fuck it we'll get one too and make it all magic and shit with upgrades
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>>541517
>>541516
Even better
We can combine into a bigger robot
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>>541516

>So... wil a manlet giant robot be just a regular sized robot?
This is important information.
>>541517
Oh gawd
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>>541516
Well I wanna go the most extreme.
And take the mystery box
>>541520
At least 5 can sense elf blood
>>541246
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>>541515
Also we should use that transmutation to make iron-wood armor.
Transmute to make it elastic and tough as hell.
Then enchant to make it better.

We can also make turn rocks and stuff into flexible metal that we enchant to make accessories.

This cool?
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Oh god, I just thought of something
>All the tribes go for robots
>When the king attacks, they combine and go full Gurren Lagann on him
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>>541517
Wait. What. I'm gonna stop handing out these ideas.

>>541522
We can have you pop out of our Giant Mecha's chest just like those Power Ranger Zords.
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>>541522
You seem to enjoy excluding a race you claim to agree a peace treaty with...
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>>541520
It's basically a parody of Soul Edge
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>>541531
WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE ANIME SUNGLASSES
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>>541530
I prefer more Super Robot Wars route.
Just maybe with less brainwashing
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>>541526
To be honest we just need wood and we're set. We can carve wood into any shape such as a shield and turn it into quality steel. We could even make a wall of dirt and turn it into Marble if we want.
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>>541531
But the mystery box.
We must know what's inside.
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>>541530
>The King just kicks the legs and the entire thing stumbles and explodes.

>>541532
Greenies before Humies bro.
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>>541531
>>541534
The Super OrcGobHumegazord
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>>541537
Should we roll for it? I'm intrigued too but we haven't the best of luck in this thread for a while.
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>>541537
>>541540
Don't push your luck, Orcs
I don't think RNG is with us tonight
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>>541508
I dont think King Manlet is on board with the plan he agreed to, honestly.
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>>541536
I said wooden armor that's as tough as if not tougher than steel.
Also elastic/form fitting so it doesn't mess with our agility.
We need that as we are physically lacking compared to most other races.
And I want to keep it wood cause I like the Aesthetics.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>541540
Sure then
1d10
Every single time there's a mystery box in a NaP quest, it has to be opened.
>>541542
But the box
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>541546
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>541546
Rolling. We Orcs are already the tribe who does whatever random crap anyway so this responsibility will already probably befall to us.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>541546
next adventure, orcs
but if you insist on asking for the box
we'll get it too
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>>541551
Get yourself a robot.
I just wanna find out what's in the box every time it shows up.
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>>541553
the problem is
we'll probably get a small robot
it's worth risking whatever is in the mystery box
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>541546
>Every single time there's a mystery box in a NaP quest, it has to be opened.
I agree
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>>541554
It's still a +80 superweapon.
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>>541556
Good thing i already won the roll.
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>>541550
fuck I didn't realize the decision will befall to me.
Fuck it, now E-Orc has really gotten me curious about what's in the box.

>>541554
You can just combine it with your golem or some shit.

>>541556
Hmmm, fuckit let's get the box. If no other tribe wants to solve the mystery then its on us Orcs now.
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>>541561
fucking hell, orcs
alright
good luck, we believe in you
we're getting the giant robot
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>>541518
>>541515
I just have an extremely limited patience when dealing with people ask like solid does due to being forced to deal with people like that for most my life and they irritate me to all hell as a result
Also I think OP should have just given each race a random thing instead of letting us choose, would have been more fun
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>>541560
I just didn't think about mystery box before.
I usually always react to it when I see it
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>>541557
Also I should add.
It's a +80 superweapon that can be used in scouting and hunts
It'll be perfect for manlets who can't see over the treeline
>>541561
So we're going with the box then?
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Rolled 486617 (1d1000000)

>>541493
>>541431

Mystery Box Lock In Check My Nat 1000000
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>>541566
>Also I think OP should have just given each race a random thing instead of letting us choose, would have been more fun
You're literally asking for NaP to just give every race some gay object like a dildo swords.
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>>541566
>Also I think OP should have just given each race a random thing instead of letting us choose, would have been more fun
Don't tempt me
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>>541431
The humans settled on the Giant Robot.

The Supreme Necrozord
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Alright, you tribes chose what you want yet? If so reply to this post with it.
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>>541583
Giant Robot.
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>>541583
Mystery Box Lock in
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>>541576
>>541583
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>>541572
it would have been better than just letting us choose from various OP shit whose only purpose is to end the thread quicker
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>>541583
Our complete transmutation.(excluding sentient creatures)

Note:lots of things aren't sentient.
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>>541594
Stop bitching. Robot
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>>541594
I don't care about killing every other race.

I'm content to turn the elves into a neutral master craftsman race that makes stuff at a price.
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>>541597
Yes, unlike the sword pieces that's also now trying to hunt you down.
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Now where are those dragons
>>
Cool, we get super robot type
now enhance our golems with cockpits and we get real robot types
LET THE SUPER ROBOT WARS BEGIN
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>>541601
I think they want the huge penis
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>>541601
Last dragon post was here.
>>541521
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>541583
Alright gonma roll for this shit as I dont have a clue on what to pick then you do what I get
1. Mystery box
2.Giant robot
3.Giant Golem spell, like mountain HUGE golems
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>>541602
Our golems think for themselves. No.
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>>541608
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>541609
Using AI is too outdated, look how weak their bonus is.
Only hotbloodness of the pilot will fix that.
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Alright, so let's recap:
Humans: Giant Robot
Elves: Transmutation
Orcs: Mystery Box
Goblins: Giant Robots
Dragons: Giant Robot

Yes?
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>>541615
Yep
let's do this
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>>541615
Yes
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>>541615
Yeah thats it
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>>541615
Yes
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>>541615
Why is Goblins' with robotS (plural)
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>>541615
Yes.

Another step to becoming master craftsmen.

If any other race wants good weapons.
Or for us to turn iron into gold.
Just ask. And pay up.
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>>541620
Shhhhh
don't worry about it
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>>541614
No. And Lolisniffer never needed that.
>>541615
Yes
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>>541620
Probably because their robots are tiny comparatively, so they get more as compensation.
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>>541620
To make up for the height of their robot.
Santa decided to give them two stacked on top of each other.
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>>541624
>No. And Lolisniffer never needed that.
horsefucker was better pilot
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Whoops, my mistake, i meant
Alright, so let's recap:
Humans: Giant Robot
Elves: Transmutation
Orcs: Mystery Box
Goblins: Giant Robot
Dragons: Giant Robot
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>>541621
Oh my god. I just thought about the possibilities we can have with this regarding water. Imagine turning the humans water supply into acid.
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>>541629
Yes
>>541630
Have fun trying to leave your forest with the Jasons after you.
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>>541629
good to go
thanks for the gifts, god!
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>>541631
We don't want giant robot?
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>>541632
Ah yes of course, but there is one thing you must know
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>>541629
Yes still good.
>>541630
Yes anon.
Yes.

We can make rocks lighter than air.
Make twigs heavier than lead.
Turn rocks into gold.
And water into acid.
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>>541634
ehh, we've gotta punch ourselves in the face?
we'll do that
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>>541631
They'll probably run into the Barbs before us. Also we can fly. Also we can just have it kill a rabbit and it'll do nothing but hunt rabbits all day.
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>>541634
>inb4 there is only one giant robot in the bag
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>>541633
The mystery box man
It could be anything.
>>541634
>inb4 it's not actually god/santagod
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>>541634
IT WAS I, OP! ALL ALONG!

NOBODY GETS ANYTHING, IT WAS ALL A LIE
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>>541640
Muh box
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>>541640
*Gasp*
We've been fooled!
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>>541640
b-buh the box
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>>541640
I'm actually kind of disappointed. I wanted to to end this civ with giant robot battles.
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>>541640
at least give mystery box to each
and rolls will decide what's in it
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>>541640
*crickets chirping*
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>>541640
K
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>>541640
Called it.
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>>541640
...Meh....
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>>541642
Indeed! You may all go home now! Do not attempt to look behind where I assure you there is no such thing as gifts.
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>>541640
I held off going to sleep for this?
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>>541651
>the mystery box is nearly as big as a giant robot leg
IT COULD BE A GIANT ROBOT
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>>541651
HOLD ON WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
MYSTERY BOX
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, IT'S NOT EVEN TRANSPARENT LIKE REGULAR MYSTERY BOXES
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>>541651
Hi OP, I think I see some stuff behind you. Can we see it?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>541651
that's not real mystery box
you are not real OP
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>>541651
Hey wait a minute.
Is that a shiny new transmutation spell?
Hand it over OP!
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>>541657
What box
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>>541651
No glowing red eyes? No skull chest piece?

Oh wait... is that giant robot sentient?
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>>541661
The box to the right off the screen
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>>541661
HEY, SCROLL THE CANVAS TOWARDS THE RIGHT, IT'S OBVIOUSLY THERE
UNLESS YOU WERE LAZY AND CROPPED I
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>>541661
OP we can see our presents.
Can we get them now?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>541661
rolling for attempt to steal giant robot while OP distracted by orcs
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>>541651
So why's your hat white here but red >>541661 here?
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>>541661
HOLD ON A SECOND! IS THAT COLOR CHANGING HAT! IT WAS WHITE A MOMENT AGO.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>541661
Nuke presents
Do it I know you want to
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>541672
Dont fuck us over please.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>541661
Taking spell knowledge.
Thanks OP.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>541677
but I wanna get int the robot
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What presents? Can't you tell by this incredibly huge canvas that cealry says"Not Presents" that there are no presents present?
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>>541684
But hey that Not is freshly glued on
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>>541684
quick OP burn the evidence, its the only way they will leave you alone
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>>541684
OP you tend to be a man of your word and an ok guy.

So can we have our stuff now?
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>>541684
well, it's not really a world event if nothing happens, OP
RNG gave us presents and if we have no presents, it'll be kind of a disappointment
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>>541675
>>541672
You two are the worst.
>>541684
Just tell us how much salt and tears you'd like. I am fresh put of Hope and Canon stole my Dreams
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>>541684
Please give us our presents.
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>>541685
nuh uh
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>>541691
uh huh
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>>541689
you don't let me create real robot types - I'll get what I can
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>>541691
hey, it's falling apart
come on, OP
we've been participating a whole 50 turns and having fun
but if we get nothing for participating that long, it's a disappointment
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>>541691
Wait, I think some of the letters are falling out, leaving it spelling P-R-E-S-E-N-T-S
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>>541689
what can I say, I love salt just as much as OP does when he is in one of his moods
>>541691
what if we offer you the Dragon Messiahs asshole virginity to give to whatever creature or nasty thing you want
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>>541691
Give us the presents
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>>541691
OP, did you throw your food on the wall, too?
>>541700
Sounds fair
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>>541697
Ya know what else was a disappointment?

Mighty No. 9. Eh? Eh? Knowwhatimsayin? Ye? YE? Yeah.
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>>541704
AYYYYYYYYYYY
that's a funny joke, OP
I'll give you that
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>>541704
A wise guy eh?
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>>541704
Heh... that is funny.
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>>541704
Fuck you I'm going to bed

ps I hope you get saltitus
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>>541704
Funny but OP I know you're stalling.
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>people still not realize that only one who wins in OP threads is OP itself
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>>541704
I know, I was gonna cosplay as him since his look was pretty easy to scrounge up materials for but I abandoned it after hearing the game was shit
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>>541705
*laugh track*
*smooth jazz plays over credits*
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>>541715
>Cue Roundabout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>541715
well, it was a fun civ game, OP
let's get that strawpoll up and get onto the next adventure.
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>>541715
OP
Please.
Give us our presents.
I need to sleep soon.
It's getting unfunny.
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>>541718
Aye
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>>541717
you know it actually could be healthy if this thing was put on hold for a while,
You know continue it another time after a nice break from it
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>>541718
>this nigga don't realize it takes time to make up 3 different giant robots
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>>541722
>>541717
I was actually looking forward to that next part of Opee's civ game since he's back
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>>541726
Oh shit. Is he?
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>>541727
https://twitter.com/Opee_adventures/status/770982263957979136
yee
no thread announced yet
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>>541723
Then just tell us your drawing the things.
I can understand that.
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>>541730
Pretending to do one thing while I'm secretly drawing another thing is one of my most used jokes
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>>541731
Well I couldn't tell.
It's 85 degrees where I'm at currently and I'm exhausted.

Sorry I guess.
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>>541731
Good to know that Barb robots was easy to design
>>
Welp hopefully that by the time I get back from class it's finished bye. E-Orc and B-Orc it's up to you.
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>>541737
I make no promises that everyone wont be dead by the time you get back.
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>>541734
It's meant to be a way for the thread to not be completely silent while I'm drawing
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Right, let's get this over with, the barbs got a giant golem. Can be controlled by sacrificing one tribesman to become its "soul".

Special power: Bone Weapons
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>>541743
Woot. Seems like I'll be here for Mystery Box Reveal
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>>541743
Well that's certainly an upgrade to >>541651
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Elves got the power to transmute materials into other materials. Won't work on sentient beings.
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>>541743
I volunteer
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Orcs got a mystery box.

Don't open it.
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Dragons got a giant golem. Can be controlled by sacrificing one tribesman to become its "soul".

Special power: Flight
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>>541747
OP never said the material had to exist irl.

Time to get to work.
Need flexi-metals
And a bunch of other stuff.
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>>541750
>Don't open the mystery box
>Don't learn what's behind door number 2
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Goblins also got a golem that Can be controlled by sacrificing one tribesman to become its "soul".
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>>541750
So.... should we open it? Welp seems like we won't see what's in it till next turn.
>First Action: Call Dragons, Manlets, and Humies over to check our shit out considering that truce is still in effect
>Second Action: Open that shit.
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>>541751
So once we sacrifice a dude its powered forever since its its soul?
>>541754
Manlets will never truly be tall.
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>>541754
hey, scroll down, OP
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>>541751
So how is it proportionate to a dragon?

>>541754
Fuck Kekkerino
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>>541748
>>541743
We should make it double as our giant robot and somehow make it an avatar for Brock at the same time,
>>541755
I feel like helping you so consider this, you will probably get better shit from it the longer you wait to open it
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>>541756
Yes. Basically all giant "golems" needs a soul to control it. ya know, for it to be sentient.

>>541757
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>>541754
If only the manlets were a cut above the rest.
>>541756
Oh yeah dragons we can make gold out of stuff.

And steel to.

Just saying.
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>>541761
not far enough
scroll down further so we can see the entire robot
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>>541761
Good, so elves cant just roll in and turn our golems into literal shit.
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>>541761
So it's a mini-RAY with a goblin head on it.
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>>541763
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>>541761
>Dat visor
OH SHIT GURREN LAGGAN UP THIS BITCH

>>541760
So E-Orc, when should we open it?
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>>541766
nigga what the fuck, keep scrolling down
that's not good enough
unless you're drawing every bit every 10 pixels
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>>541764
We could turn the mountains into it.
But not interested gotta make elves craftsmen.
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>>541759
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>>541770
I just realized this just made you immune to meteors to since you can just turn that into some soft shit like cotton
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>>541767
I wanna do this shit as safe as possible in case NaP put a bomb in there.
I'm thinking we send out a handful of orcs probably not including wanpanch and send him to around the beast cave to open it.
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>>541768
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>>541775
well, what are you waiting for
keep scrolling down
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>>541772
Actually, let's use this one instead
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>>541775
OP what's the limit on transmutation?
Besides no sentients.
Can we turn water into acid?
Or make iron into some flexible super metal?
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>>541772
Damm I knew I should have went with golem magic, I need to circumvent this and have the giant robot use giant magic.
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>>541772
So, how big is the Manlet Golem?
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>>541776
Whoops, scrolled too hard

>>541779
You can change a material into a different one, but it has to be the same form. As in Solid->Solid, etc

You can change anything to anything.

But you have to know about the material you're gonna change it into first.
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So that's everyone. Are we even getting Turn 51 now?
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>>541783
nigga, you forgot the image and ruined the joke
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>>541786
He obviously scrolled to oblivion causing the image to become nonexistent
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Jokes aside Manlet Golem is this.

Special power: Drill Arm

Also it's half the size of the other giant golems.

Which maybe also means its 80 bonus is cut in half...
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Yo, what the fuck did i just come back to!?
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>>541789
The drill arm should counter the 40 bonus.
Bringing it up to a 75
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>>541783
Well we have metal so guess we are getting to work.

Can we combine traits from materials as long as the materials have the same form?
Like flexibility and strength?
So we can actually make cool things.
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>>541789
drill arm?
am I thinking what you orcs are thinking right now?
GATTAI
WE'RE COMBINING MECHS
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>>541791
wow, another race standing up for us? what is this, a stable and economically stable country?
>>
So Dragons, Goblins and fellow skeletonsacks
Sure it might be tempting to use our new robots to fight each other, but instead we should use them to team up and fuck up the guys who didn't pick the robots to make them wish they did, we can organise fights between our robots later after the robot haters are gone.
just imagine it, a Giant dragon, edgylord golems and the Tiny Golem will make them shit their pants and take them out in the grandest of styles
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>>541790
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s
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>>541790
You came back to Christmas.
Here's your present.
>>541789
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Anyway, turn 51, recaps. Go.
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>>541794
We don't have Mechs. We have the *\\MYSTERY//* Box
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OrcDiscussion
This is gonna be really boring but.
Tech: Begin Caravan research in order to establish a mobile base.
Action: Gawk at the Mystery Box let the suspense raise morale
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Should we open the box orcs? Or should we preserve disappointment/salvation for later?

Shit I gotta leave now classes in less than an hour but I can spare 10 more minutes. E-Orc? Any ideas?
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>>541804
This I approve
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>>541799
king, are the road paved yet? if not, lets use the mech for a mining run of the msot common ore wae can find as action, and as tech, pave the roads in said ore or action, if it counts as action
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I propose we finally make a lich, then put that lich into our robot to make it a lichbot giant golem if OP allows it,
also send some skeletons to the manlets to build a fort for them and start trying to establish a super giant Golem club that the others can't join because they have no giant Golems
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>>541804
>>541807
This is pretty good, not much risks here, better wait until there's 3 of us again (Since I'm leaving after this post) before we do anything drastic.

>>541809
Is this the one that we were supposed to do for the Coalition? I remember us Orcs starting on it then we kinda forgot about it.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>I propose we finally make a lich
no
no more undead.
you can go and help manlets, but other action should be regular hunting for skulls
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>>541812
idk man. all i know is mechs.
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>>541801
Alright. I, King Kobbo sacrifice myself to be the soul for the Golem.
Culture Action: King Kobs the I becomes a saint and becomes the soul of the Golem. We'll elect King Kobs the I's son and continue the dynasty.
Tech: We create heavier armor for our mech. We'll make a pompadour out of the meteor metal and style the addons as weeaboo style to make the mech look more Japanese. So, essentially making King Kobs' set of armor onto the mech.

>>541809
We've gotta sacrifice someone first, little Gobbo. That's an action in itself.
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>>541813
bbut if we make our golem a lich we might be able to supercharge/beefcake it up and make it stronger
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>>541813
WHOA WHOA WHOA, HELP US? i thought barbarians hated us!

jesus, how much did i miss?
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>>541801
Alright dragon turn

Have one of the most skilled dragons in drakwondo become the soul for the robot. Not the martial master but a dragon

Combine our sick as fuck thunder bolt and wind magic so we can make storms, once done let the robot do the first cast so we can see how powerful it is
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>>541813
Didn't you see your last hunt? All that Meteor Magic caused the animals to mutate and now they're easily fucking up your hunters.
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>>541801
>Make a forge using rocks. We can use fallen branches ignited with ember hands as fuel.

>Elves try to talk to each other with their minds to learn telepathic communication.
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>>541818
Canon has a boner for diplomatic relations, he threw rock better that time
I favor the rock throw decisions.
>>541817
human pop grow comes first
>>541820
they gone to the west, idiots. regular area around our original home is same as before.
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>>541812
Well the dragons were gonna start working on it but never did.
And we did start on it a bit but got sidetracked with the war.
And I don't think gobbos have seen the light of day since the negotiations/war/7gobbosthatcamewithusbutgotnuked
>>541818
You negotiated a treaty to leave the draggos
It's either 3 or 2 turns that they promise not to attack the citadel in exchange for some tech after you leave. They even managed to make a dragon kill himself with a dance number.
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>>541818
Humies who wanted pet manlets decided to ask manlets for truce while Rock Solid was gone. Manlets agreed since they didn't want meteor showers and Humies wanted tech.

I'm also leaving for reals this time. I have a fucking quiz and I know I'm gonna fail it.
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>>541801
Wait a minute
>Make the forge.

>Elves try to use magic to scan and understand stuff. (So we have divination.)
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>>541816
>>541801
Also, specifiying for the helmet of the mech to be styled like the kabuto ones, not the cone hat jingasas.
We're taking heavy inspiration from one punch Orc's helmet
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But... but... my drago friends....

i cri.

Anywho,>>541816
yes, kill king for golem, elect new king from son, and then armor the mech. we should make a crown for the mech too, to show it is still our king and leader.
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>>541823
We don't really need the human pop growth though, our human pop is actually the largest race(its something like 40, our numbers are just skewed from way too many skeletons) behind to the manlets and their fast breeding,
plus our lich spell is doing nothing, not even a combat bonus and its only one guy
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Alright I'm confirming
>>541801
Tech: Begin Caravan research in order to establish a mobile base.
Action: Gawk at the Mystery Box and let the suspense raise morale
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>>541835
we need a healthy human/skellie balance
current numbers are not healthy

also I thought we already had lich bonus
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>>541840
>no lich
>have lich bonus
does not compute
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>>541843
so we got the spell and never used it? weird.
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>>541840
no we need to use it, plus like I said due to the nature of necromancy our numbers are always going to be skewed, you should compare our human pop it to other races, ours is just behind the manlets I think once you remove the skeletons, we do have a healthy number of humans and what you are asking will just make others such as the manlets uneasy due to our already huge numbers getting even bigger
We should have a tourney to find our ultimate strongest guy to make a lich
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>>541843
OP if we have understanding of two materials can we cross contaminate the traits to make a new material type?
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>>541844
Well yeah, it's a one time use spell that needs live sacrifices.

>>541846
Sure, but extensive testing is required
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>>541849
>Well yeah, it's a one time use spell that needs live sacrifices.
any live sacrifices? like captured beasts will do?
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>>541849
Then I'm going to say it's safe to assume we can enhance traits of objects.

Super materials on the way.

Also with all these less offensive abilities elves are basically support types.
>>541831
Manlets your smithing skills will be surpassed.
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>>541851
The crap did you think the earlier human hunt in this thread was for
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>>541853
>Elves in charge of not being homosexual
shove a dildo up your ears, treehugger
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>>541854
is fierceness of the beasts is a factor?
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>>541856
No.

But because of your previous wanton hunting of weaker beasts. The only ones left are really fierce ones.
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>>541857
Don't forget radiation.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>541851
I think Hat barb wanted to wait before we made the lich because of it being one time use and his phylactery being a huge weak point so we could make somewhere safe to hide it, we should put that off till he gets back and continue the crater-lake fort that he wanted for that purpose
anyways, We should send a guy or two and some manlet skeletons to the real manlets to act as diplomats and help build a fort for them when they settle on a place to stay permanently.
and we should have a massive, mother of all tournaments to find a worthy champion to put into our Giant Golem
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>>541860
>and we should have a massive, mother of all tournaments to find a worthy champion to put into our Giant Golem
down for that if it give golem bigger boost
if not - try to hunt more animals
>>541857
whoops
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>>541862
we should ask OP if making it a lich-golem would giver it a significant boost,
Then we should build an arena at the future craterlake and invite the Manlet and Dragon Golems for a friendly brawl to determine whos is the strongest while we personally prepare to wipe out the Golemless Orcs and Elves
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>>541866
we need to capture beasts anyway, so hunting
let's do that, tournament later
tho with golem it'll be easier to hunt
and send help to manlets.
anyway, confirm the turn how you see fit, I dragging you down, cause I got distracted by IRL stuff.
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>>541866
actually we should keep our lich separate from the golem now that I think about it,
We don't really have a proper hero unit yet where as the Orcs/dragons and elves do
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>>541873
>no love for Hooded Bones
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>>541873
You have our old chief skeleton.
You have Dickass Skeleton aka Hooded Bones
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>>541873
I think we should Hold massive Tournament to find our Golem guy and send those diplomats to goblins
I will post the Recap once I reword it
>>541874
Sadly he is orc warcheif tier forgettable due to not doing much, unlike Dragon Jesus or the smiling one who were well known from the moment they came about
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>>541801
We send a few humans and manlet skeletons to the real manlets to act as diplomats as well as help build them their very own Barbarian approved fort to call their own whenever they decide on a new place to settle.
We also Hold the biggest, most grandest Tournament the area has ever seen to determine our ultimate champion who will be put in our Giant Golem
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>Not going going for massive pop numbers and create a suicide bomb spell and eternally torment our enemies
This saddens.

But hey, we got a cool robot we can upgrade. Considering dragons are good at upgrading, we're gonna have ours the strongest
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Humans sent a few humans and manlet skeletons to the real manlets to act as diplomats as well as help build them their very own Barbarian approved fort to call their own whenever they decide on a new place to settle. Dunno if they're gonna agree or not, who knows.

They also held a grand tournament to find the chosen one to become the giant golem
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>>541893
barbs turn images - best turn images
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>>541893
Damn, OP's drawings are getting more intricate
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Elves managed to make a forge out of stones and burned sticks.

They also tried their hands at divination but so far the only thing they can analyze are themselves.
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>>541898
>>541899
You were saying?
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Orcs started reseraching caravans, no progress yet, but probably soon. Probably.

They also gawked at the mystery box.
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>>541899
lmao
>-some are sickos
How long has that been on the Elf culture page?
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>>541902
Just imagine.
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King Kobs the I sacarificed himself to become the Golem's soul and was built armor by his followers.

His son, Kobs the II was about to become King Kobs the II when it turned out that the people voted for King Imp the I
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>>541903
More than a thousand posts
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>>541899
So basically we gotta put more turns into divination?
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>>541907
AYY MANLETS
We upgraded our mech.
What's the bonus from +40 now, OP?
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>>541909
Yes
>>541910
A great and powerful 42
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>>541903
When they mastered invisibility.
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A skilled Drakwondo practitioner was sacrificed to become the Giant Golem. He then tested out combining Thunderbolt and Gust II to make...Thuderstorm. It was quite a powerful spell.

So powerful that it accidentally killed 2 other dragons.
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>>541916
That is awesome.
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AND NOW TURN 52.

Recaps? Where art thou?
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>>541902
>>541905
Hey Orcs, we're moving out of the Citadel on turn 53 since that's when the truce ends.
We're gonna upgrade the mech and try drilling the mountains again.
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Man it's getting late and I'm not sure who's left.
I'm also not sure if the caravan research is a passive.
But I'm really tempted to open the box before I sleep.
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>>541919
OP I gotta sleep.
And I'm pretty sure I'm the only elf left.
So this is my last recap tonight.

>Elves put a metal in the forge to see what happens.

>Put another turn into divination.
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>>541919
So our diplomats to the manlets will arrive this turn?
also with turning the crater into a lake how many more turns do we need to dedicate for it to be finished?
or is it passively finished after a certain amount?
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>>541921
king, do the dragons hate us or do we just not want to die by barbarians?

also, tech: put a giant metal pole on the golem for our magic to do its shit (+ something to combat)
Action: mine with golem.
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>>541919
Action: Let's mine last one more time, this time with the Golem's drill. King Kobs the I's spirit is with us, so Kobold God please bless us.
Tech: We help the orcs with their caravan tech since it'll be our last action within the citadel.
>>541922
We'll get it done this turn.
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>>541925
No to the first, yes to the latter. We're going super north west, past the maw and past the Elf forest on the map.
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>>541919
Action: Send 3 orcs out west to open the box.
Tech: Begin custom designs for the war caravans since manlets are finishing it
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>>541924
what we do now?
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>>541919
If your still here Horny you can overturn this and do whatever I'm getting off for now

Have the seer and assistants examine the portal and try to figure out how it works to recreate it

Advance the elemental magic further so they'll be much bigger and stronger, also have the robot summon a few just to see how big his are compared to a normal dragon
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>>541927
ok then. i was only spitting out ideas anyways.

im good with what you got then king
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>>541934
Aye, we can focus on upgrading later. We've gotta prepare to leave the Citadel with the Orcs.
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>>541929
I think, we continue to to work on the channels and stuff to flood the Crater and make it a lake, then after that is done we build an arena in the middle and invite the manlets and also dragons if they want to play nice for battles and contests
I dunno what do do 2nds but I think hold off on hunting for animals and such until our tournament for our golem champion is finished then use that as a test run
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>>541936
Give scouting another shot.
You can create a bunch of Jasons hunting for your race's blood.
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>>541936
>I think, we continue to to work on the channels and stuff to flood the Crater and make it a lake, then after that is done we build an arena in the middle and invite the manlets and also dragons if they want to play nice for battles and contests
isn't work going automatically?
dunno about dragons, fuck those guys
>I dunno what do do 2nds but I think hold off on hunting for animals and such until our tournament for our golem champion is finished then use that as a test run
I guess.
maybe fishing now? considering animals running low, we need a new food source.
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>>541924
>So our diplomats to the manlets will arrive this turn?
Yes
>also with turning the crater into a lake how many more turns do we need to dedicate for it to be finished?
1
>or is it passively finished after a certain amount?
2 if passive
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>541936
I vote for fishing, your second action is what you choose.
have a rock. I'm afk.
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>>541938
>isn't work going automatically?
lets get it out of the way as quickly as possible, is we can get that arena finished we can organise all sorts of battles and shit and not need to be so senselessly hostile towards everyone if we can convince them to settle all disputes in the areana instead of going to war
>dunno about dragons, fuck those guys
if we can play nice with them we can organise cool ass giant robot fights in our future arena and if they want to, collectively kick the ass of those other saps who don't have Giant robots with all of our giant robots
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>>541927

Shit i missed the giant robot.
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>>541944
Yeeee. Haha, archivist. I focused our tech on upgrading the mech this past turn. We leave to make a new settlement next turn, it's been enough time that we could pack up all of our stuff passively. If we go with the Orcs, we'll have a mobile settlement.
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>>541945

Radical. Once that's done I say we give Kingbot a lightning condensing staff.

So it can shoot lightning and beat things to a pulp (also help recharge minibot).
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>>541919
we continue working on the channels to flood the crater to turn it into a lake
And we also decide to try our hand at learning fishing with out spears and bare hands, since Solid is worried about potential food shortages in the future due to our over local hunting of animals
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>>541946
thats almost what i said, but i said strap a metal rod to his back.
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>>541937
Ok orcs I'm going to bed take care and don't do anything too stupid
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>>541946
>>541948
Minibot can be charged so King Imp the I has his own bot.
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>>541949
Too late.
I'm opening the box
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>>541950
>>541948
>>541946
I think since we have King Imp the I, it's gonna cycle back to King Gobbo the II then King Kobs the II and back to Imps again.
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>>541953

I think the bot should be appointed to a grand builder or general depending on its functions.

Also having a drillbot is going to help us mine deeper for new metals much faster
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>>541955
It's our first piece of heavy construction machinery, once we get the new settlement up, let's make it as fancy as possible, even better than the Citadel.
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>>541947
>Solid is worried about potential food shortages
also I really want some dried fish
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>>541956

Agreed. We should restart work on the smeltery once we've unpacked while focusing on creating a bastion of our own.
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>>541958
Since we started it on turn 44, we only have about 4 more turns left until its finished.
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The barbarians continued to dig the channel and managed to lead the water into the crater, turning it into a lake.

And now they attemp to to fish, using spears and their fists.
Humans roll 1d100 to see if they managed to fish unhindered
1-19: oh shit nigger
20-59: oh shit
60-89: ok
90-100: sweet

Bonus: 4
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>>541961
>1-19: oh shit nigger
I'm just gonna assume this means a Jason is nearby from now on.
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>>541961
inb4 humans wake a deep lake horror
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>541961
DRIED FISH HERE I COME
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>541961
come on dice god you ass its only me and maybe solid here so give me something good you prick
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>>541961
>>541965
well, they did alright
good job, humans
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>>541968
it'll go real well with jerky
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oh shit nigger thread still up?
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>>541972
Yeah.
I'm making a mistake and opening the box.
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>>541972
ye nigga
you're about to open the mystery box
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>>541965
And so Barbs punched some fish to aquired....fish
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>>541973
>>541974
holy shit, doubt I can participate since I just checked in from class but I'll try to roll if we need rolls
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>>541975
we can go fishing now on regular basis and cook food from it, right?
passively.
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>>541976
>>541972
also I just learned they banned 4chan here. It used to be just red boards but blue boards now too damn,
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The elves put a piece of emtal inside the force and continued owrking on their divination
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Ayyy you gaylords.
Elves still around, or am i alone again?
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>>541977
Yeah probably
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>>541979
thats allot more spelling errors than usual... you ok op? getting sleepy?
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>>541980
You're alone, fuccboi
Refugee hippy went to sleep
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>>541982
dont tells me wht tu di mufukka
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With the help of the manlets, the orcs made some caravans and personalized them to their...persons
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>>541983
We'll that sucks dick.
Just like us.
Get it?
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>>541985
wew
we're advancing pretty quick with our tech
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>>541985
Yeah this is my last turn.
I sleep after the dragons kill more of themselves with their mech.
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>>541986
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
good one
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AND NOW 3 ORCS TRY TO OPEN THE MYSTERY BOX after walking to the west a bit

Roll 1d100for results
1-19: terrible for everybody
20-69: extremely terrible
70-89: terrible
90-99: anti climatic
100: actually something good
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>>541988
I'm just waiting for the Mystery Box to see if I have to roll
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>>541991
>>541988
>>541990
YO ORCS
LET'S GO
THE ANTICIPATION
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>541990
This is what I expected.
Let's ruin this world
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>541990
ROLLING
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>>541994
I almost wanted to nuke everyone but not unleashing the super death plague is probably a good idea.
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>>541990
>>541993
>>541994
oh god orcs
you should've went with the giant robot
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>>541990
this gun be gud
>>541993
>>541994
milk thoroughly spat out via laughter
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>>541996
>>541997
You win some you lose some.
NOW WHATS IN THE BOX?
I WANNA BE SURPRISED
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>>541994
It was nice knowing you and kicking you out, orcs.
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>>541993
>>541994
welp RIP Orcs, gotta go focus back on my class
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>>541999
I told yo you should have waited, if you waited the odds probably would have been better
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>>542002
As I said.
I wanted to get this ritual of opening the mystery box done before I went to sleep.
Although I wouldn't mind a saving roll to close it.
Ah well too late now, let us watch three orcs die
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>>542003
>let us watch three orcs die
>three
optimistic
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>>542004
This is why I made them walk west for a bit.
They're over by the beast cave.
Still this gonna be good.
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>>541994
Tthe box opens! And turned into a portal into The King's Bedroom. For disturbing his sleep the King killed the three Orcs. Then he realized there were more Orcs inside the underground citadel. Perhaps he should pay them a visit next.
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>>542006
Well I'm surprised.
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>>542006
GG orcs and potentially Dragons as well due to association because of the citadel orcs
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>>542007
>>542006
welp, orcs
we'll have to go our separate ways for now
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>>542008
Gobbos haven't left yet.
Dragons are dragons.
Although those two met up with the king.
And you have a messanger for the gobbos at the citadel.
Although I'd bet this just kills off orcs
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>>542006
Also I feel I should ask why does the King have so many portals to his bedroom/throneroom/kingdom lying around?
Probably a wizard's way of fucking with him.
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After helping the gobs helped the orcs build their caravans, they used the giant golem to drill for sweetness.

Gobs, roll 1d100
Bonus 42
1-60: jackshitteeeeet
61-89: ok stuff
90-99: sweet stuff
100: ANOTHER ancient artifact
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>542012
THIS DRILL WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>542012
OP, can we summon the abominations in the forest with our Spirit Animal spell, if we ever find them?
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>>542011
Being the final boss, he has many enemies. And some of those enemies are portal wizards.
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>>542006
>impying
Orcs are lhightailing outta that that shithole stat next turn. Sorry dragons, but you have a giant dragon golem. We have a bald orc who punches real good
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>>542011
its so he can get around wherever he wants, whenever he want
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>>542012
>>541982
>>541958
ARCHIVIST, KOBBO ENGINEER
LET'S ROLL
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>>542014
Spirit Animal just summons Animals that are spirits from a predetermined list of spirits. Not from any particular forest.
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>>542013
Wow there has not been a lot of high rolls today.
I think the highest I saw was a 97 when insulting orc rolls.
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>>542019
What i meant was, can we summon a spirit in the form of an abomination, or not?
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>>542020
so you up to hightailing outta here next turn? We have to remember to cover our tracks lest the King tracks us down
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>>542021
Nah, those things aren't natural creations of the forest
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>>542022
The King already has scouts we can't see.
Although if wanpanch tried hard enough he probably could see them with his helmet.
It all depends on if the King decides on it being "worth it" to kill us all.
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>>541958
>>541982
god damn it you manlets
where are you when I need you?
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>>542023
Cool
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>>542025
Try looking under the bed
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>>542027
nigga, all my manlets are gone and AFK since it's the middle of the night
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>>542024
E-Orc, sh-should we try? Stare not at the abyss lest the abyss stare back at us
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>>542030
Just for next turn if there even is one.
Action: Get the hell out of dodge.
Action: Have Wanpanch look for the King's scouts while running.
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>>542028
THEN IT'S TIME

THE MANLETS HAVE UNCOVERED

A BIG FAT LOAD OF NOTHING!
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>>542032
god fucking damn it, manlets
don't leave when we have a roll to do
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>>542033
Hey it could be worse.
I could've nuked the entire map with a box.
>>542032
Also out of curiosity, what were you gonna do if DokOrk didn't save everyone?
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>>542033
just don't make actions that need rolls when you have less than 2 players
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>>542036
I was absolutely sure that Archivist and Kobbo Engineer were gonna be here, they even replied for the recap thirty minutes ago. We even had a bonus.
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>>542034
Either the King gets pissed that he keeps being annoyed by savages and murder everybody

Or it's the backdoor to the Ancient Evil under the Dragon Mountain

Or a single piece of paper that says "ur all fagets"
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>>542037
ah. Sorry haven't been paying attention to the thread because of class
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>>542039
I was expecting the third option underneath everything to be honest.
Just varying degrees of debuffs for it.
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>>542039
so we literally had no way of getting anything gud out of the box other than roling a natty 100?
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>>542042
Well to be fair the box came with the warning.
Do not open.
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Dragons improved their elemental summonings and summoned even greater elementals.

They also attempted to study the portal, but no progress has been made.

But then, the portal was located west. Where the orcs summoned the King. Should the Dragons meet the King too?

>>542042
well yeah, its description was literally "Don't open it"

Even before you got it.
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>>542025

I had to go to work. I'm at work now.
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OP how much longer do you plan on making the thread go on for?
because I might have to leave in like 15-20 minutes and I think I am last barb here.
I want to at least see how our guys we sent to the manlets go
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>>542047
This is actually the last turn of today
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>>542045
>Should the Dragons meet the King too?
Right now that is possibly the dumbest idea.
Almost dumber than opening the box.
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>>542048

fug
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>>542046
>>542032
well, that depends if OP will give us a pity roll
we'll do it without the bonus so its fair
please, OP?
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>>542048
cool, I have literally been lurking+posting in this thread and the last one for around 26+ hours straight now in my insane plan to fix my sleeping pattern
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>>542049
That was actually addressed to everyone else. Should WE have the dragons run into the king and get murdered too?
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>>542053
>>542045
I mean, if it takes the anger off the orcs and it kills a random dragon. We're all for it, Paladin.
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>>542053
Well now that's different entirely!
Still they only got 6 + messiah + mech.
I'd enjoy it for shits and giggles but if they ran in they'd be left with a messiah and mech.
As fun as it would be I feel like we should just get ready for the long process of going nuclear solo for now.
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>>542053
as much as it would be amusing to see the donutbutts get massacred, It would ruin my plans for a dragon/manlet/barbarian giant robot battle in our future arena
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>>542056
It's only a seer and one assistant
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>>542057
Yeah but what happens AFTER that is important.
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>>542049
Should we try asking the King for forgiveness? That could work right? We have Orc Charisma!
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>>542058
Oh the Orcs are still the target, this is jsut a little detour
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>>542057
then at rick of the dragons getting salty and ruining peace in the future, murder away, I was actually thinking about trying to do an insane move and invite the King to the grand opening/first battle to our arena anyway and that had little chance to actually work out as intended
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>>542058
WHoops I cut off too much.
I say spare them.
>>542059
The only portal we don't know about leads to his bedroom.
And we don't even know those orcs are dead yet besides the pop counter.
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>>542059
oh and apparently Blue Boards aren't banned here anymore so I don't need to use a VPN anymore so my ID won't change anymore
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>>542061
I dunno, that may entertain him
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>>542062
I mean when they finally track us down I mean
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>>542065
>Implying he's gonna even let us speak
>Implying he's not just gonna remove us from the game like the savages we are
Although I'd be up for trying to leave something behind, some kind of mark on NaP history if it comes to that.
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Oh well, RIP in piece Seer and nameless assistant
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>>542067
Something tells me you want to get to the strawpoll soon.
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>>542051
Alright, Gobs get one pity roll with no bonus because I'm sleepy and don't know what's a good idea or not
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>>542065
>>542063
oh and we should since they won't be returning back. But yeah, if we aren't planning on metagaming
>Assume that Orcs died from mystery box and hightail outta there
>Look for evil shit to exterminate

If we are, I have two plans
>draw a picture/card of forgiveness and send it through the box
>Learn written language from gobbos
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>>542046
>>542069
ayy, archivist you on? Let's roll with no bonus
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>>542064
in my head the best case scenario was, he gets bored and joins the battle+murders all the contestants
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>542069

PITY ROLLIN
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>542069
PITY ROLLS BECAUSE WE'RE MANLETS
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>>542070
oh shit my 2nd plan.
>Have Wan Panch be on active lookout for possible King's Guards\
>Learn written language from gobbos

Since we're the only ones who still have no idea of the written language
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>>542067
>>542068
that what happens if you turtle too much
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>>542073
>>542074

shit
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>>542073
>>542074
Truly, you can't change fate. Refer to >>542032
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>>542076
That's what happens when you open a box labeled "Do not open".
BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE! JUST LIKE PUNCHING YOURSELF IN THE FACE!
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>>542076
Hey, things were going fine until Saitama screwed up all our turns by 3 of them on useless weebshit then deciding to attack the 100+ of you with a handful of orcs
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>>542078
ayy >>542077
it's fine, Archivist. We got a chance to roll, it's just RNG isn't so good this thread.
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>>542078

Well no matter.

Thanks for the pity roll OP.

I'll try to be on the next time we go mining.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>542081
the RNG isn't good in the thread because I Canon stole it all
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>542083
nigga, your rock throws ain't sheeeit
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Welp, see you guys tomorrow possibly. Night OP
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>542083
Nah man it's just bad rolls all around.
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AND NOW, THE FINAL THINGY FOR TODAY

The barbarian band once again arrived at the gob cave to do...whatever, I forgot, somebody remind me
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>542083
some nigger stole my stolen RNG
I blame the elves
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>>542088
>>542083
hey canon hurry up
this is our last post
we could possibly get a new adventure if OP is willing to do one tonight
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>>542088
Double triple check what the deal was and possibly extend the protection time.
Also something about teaching tech.
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>>542079
to be fair, that box was clearly not standard one.
maybe you got tricked and didn't get REAL mystery box
>>542080
he is alright guy, I like him
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>>542088
stay with the manlets to act as diplomats and discuss potential trade in the future
as well build them a fort when they settle in new land
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>>542093
Still we opened a mystery box.
We'll open the REAL one when we find it.
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>>542088
if I recall correctly that was about helping manlets to reinforce their caves via our patented Not Evil Fortress of Peaceful Humans technique.
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Also yeah I'm gone.
Thanks for the bread OP.
Sorry I killed us all Orcs.
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>>542094
Are manlets okay with this?
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>>542098
you'll be fine. you get free pop regurarly for literally nothing
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>>542099
>>542094
uh, sure
we'll name the diplomats, 'Skelebro' and 'Skelebro Jr.'
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manlets where are you?, stop copying orc charisma
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>>542099
>>542102

Seeing as they still haven't murdered us. I'm perfectly fine with this.
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>>542103
>>542102
always right as I hit the post button
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>>542101
no we don't you dip. We need to die, and there's less orcs given that those ded
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>>542104
Please, we are cultured civ which respects absolutely fair decisions which are provided by rock throwing contest.
>>542106
stop being whiny about details.
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>>542102
>>542094
Wait wait wait, with you there, what about the Orc Fu Trainers we have there?
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>>542102
And so ends today's session. Wow, that's like more than half a day gone. Good thread. Good threa. See ya later.

Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>542110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niu9Zmrx0p8
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>>542110
thanks for the bread, boss
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Oh and of coruse, get your turn prepared for the next update
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>>542113
which is when?
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>>542104
Archivist, we're moving out and going north west for a new settlement, we'll be looking for a source of water and some mountains. Basically natural resources and we'll go from there.
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>>542114
Probably the day after tomorrow
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>>542117
gotcha
have a nice days, op
thanks for bread
way too peaceful for a change
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>Relationship with manlets is OK
>grand arena is going to be in the works soon and will be a place for Solid to hold all sorts of battles and such to his hearts content when none is avaliable
>hopefully if all my plans goes well in next thread dragons will be in on it as well
>orcs are dieing off slowly and a non worry
>elves seem to be off doing their own thing doing weird butt stuff and god knows what else
Golden age of peace soon, only the elves and unpredictable whims of OP have the potential to ruin it
and considering the elves wasted their gift on shitty magic instead of something really cool it will probably be easy to wipe them out and and finish of the orcs
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>542119
>>hopefully if all my plans goes well in next thread dragons will be in on it as well
we do not communicate with dragons
we kill them
they were making fun of our rock throwing culture the most
they were behind a coalition attack on us
there won't be peace
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>>542121
Brock, have you forsaken me?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>542121
>>542122
probably
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>>542122
Brock is uh...busy right now
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>>542124
that reminds me that we do not have beer
need to do that tech next
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>542121
still we shouldn't be so hasty to go to just war with them,
we should finish mopping up with the orcs first
perhaps if they and you agree to, we could have a series of peaceful Deathmatches and other fights against them in the arena , force the sneaky Jews to fight fairly and utterly humiliate them in ways worse than just simply killing them by making them bet their Hoard and valuables and stealing it away from them
>>542124
Is that kobold god(dess?)brock is gonna get the rest of his skin eaten off or worse
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>>542126
>still we shouldn't be so hasty to go to just war with them,
no war
just kill on sight
like animals they are
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>>542116

Excellent idea. We can build a bastion in the mountains and keep going from there.

>>542125

We were going to work on fermentation, then war happened.
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>>542128
>We were going to work on fermentation, then war happened.
time to get that shit back on track then
you'll want to do that as soon you'll taste our jerky and dried fish
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>>542127
I like my way better, if we humiliate them via arena wins and getting them to bet their hoard enough they might end up they will succumb to infighting and suicides and tear themselves apart.
it will be glorious we will wipe them out without even needing to drop a single meteor on them, its a much more civilised way of wiping them out than just killing them on sight
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>>542126
"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR SKIN OFF YOU ASSHOLE!"

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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>>542129

Fermentation is only the first step. We can move on to distilling from there.

I also propose the construction of an arena surrounded by lightning rods. We can call it Thunderdome
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>542131
Brock I tried to warn you bro, you fucked up big time
you better look out cause there is nothing strongerthan a pissed of father, I doubt even a good roll from dice god could will be enough to save you
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>>542133
This is what gods fo when they're bored
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>542134
Solid, if you are still here Your god needs you, show Brock your belief in him so he may have strength to both kick Dragon gods ass and claim his Waifu
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>>542135
fug I had one zero too many in my dice roll.
well too late now
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>542134
Kobold God pls
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>>542132
>>542135

Also building a shrine to each of the gods of the races that belong to our community
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>>542138
we can add stuff like that to it later,first I wanna get the basic arena done, then once our friendship picks up steam and we start trading tech and stuff proper then we can add stuff like that to it
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>>542135
>>542137
"I will break you"

"Wait, stop!"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>542140
you still have to utterly humiliate him somehow Brock.
you need Some way to eternally put him in his place and make him as pathetic at as his followers who can not even be bothered cheer him on and show him how much they believe in him
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>542140
>Manlets in charge of fighting
welp
unless Kobold God breaks it up with a drill, one god is probably gonna die
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>542140

Oh man Oh man Oh man...
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>>542130
seems way too elaborate
I pass
>>542132
and I call it G-Gundam reference
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>542140
rip in pieces
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>>542143
>>542145
Welp
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>>542141
>>542145

Ask orc god for elephant fruit
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>>542144
its not that elaborate, we will just be killing them with honour in the arena instead of murdering them in their homes and we will be stealing their gold while doing so
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>542148
please Brock ain't no molester like them orcs
>>542147
You have done it, now claim your Waifu now and forever she is yours and he can't take her from you ever again.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>542147
what was in that drink Brock had anyway
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>>542150
The End
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>>542151
The most Metal Brew ever concocted in all the Heavens and Hells of the entire Universe
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>>542152
What a guy.
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>>542152
Brock strongest racial god,I don't think he has ever lost a fight to another races god yet.
unless you count Dragon god eating his face but he just shrugged it off like it was nothing
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Gnight lurkers in thread, bedtime for me since I have been awake for around 27 or 29 hours, mainly in this thread and last
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>>542157
ja
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>>542149
They will attack us anyway without giving us their horde.

Theu are prolly gonna upgrade the robot with magic, too. Something we have limited of.

Giant robot needs to take footsoldiers and catch fierce beasts alive so we can have a Liche hero.

Also, good use of turns guys. Results are great.

But remember that blood monster is in the new lake. Dont make fishing actions outsode the fort so we can get home turf bonus on that 80+ asshole
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Cant believe dragons didnt go for the +10 population, literally ten times the norm.

Idjits.
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>>542211
everyone wants giant robot
even chicken brains realize that
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>>542214
I went with the robot for hunting reasons.

You all need to chilllllll with robot fights.
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>>542250
but you don't let me create cockpits
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>>542256
You say YOURSELF that skeletons think, feel and are bros. You want us to remove their sentience and make mechs? I think the skeletons would sooner rebel
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>>542273
no, I just wanna pilot giant robots
skeletons can pilot giant robots too, who said they couldn't?
Our golems are not equal to skellies after all, they are smart, but as smart as golems go, at least if I got that right.
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>>542276
They have skull heads and follow orders. One of them even is a Hero with a name. El Skelebool
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>>542284
okay, I guess I got general idea wrong.
Will stop for now. Until new idea will struck.
I still want to test barbatroopers
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>lose half our pop over the course of one thread
What the fuck.

>>542157
>has a deep grudge with dragons for some reason
>attempts to fuck us over citing that we will "break the peace"
We're chilling here researching magic. Why would we be salty over manlets leaving lmao.
In fact your the one breaking the peace here, I'm really salty that I'm half tempted to open the big fuck you door the next moment no other dragons are online
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>>542297
>just opens the door
>can't make other civ miserable with his own might
what a wuss
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>>542297
If I were you I might ask OP if you could have a revote just for the Christmas gift. Just don't be too overbearing or else another half of your pop is gone. The heart of over population does sound good.
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>>542355
Nah. Robots are cooler
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>>542356
>+10 population every turn. evem the dragons
Your population has never even reached over 20.
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>>542362
We already lost our dignity, not gonna lose our pride by begging for a reroll

We're greedy after all
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>>542297
Could have got +10 per turn. Literally the best option the drags could have gone for

Drags going to be the first race to die out completely I guarantee it
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>>542364
Well it was only 1 dragon who was making the decisions if I recall.
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>>542370
Yep. If it were me, I would've went for it and somehow weaponise the +10 growth by inventing suicide bombing magic.

No point over it now though, just gonna think and make do with our robot
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>>542371
Maybe you should get revenge on those wyverns that sodomized you and tame some of your distant kin.
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>>542381
Our combat bonus only happens in combat. Taming is not considered combat.

I'm thinking of visiting Jew God with that chest of gold coins we got for the ability to brainwash our kin
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>>542356

In all honesty i think transmutation would have benefited us more. Can't really complain though, its effectively a bit of added protection, also our first actual drill.
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>>542297
I was more of just trying to talk Solid down from wanting to murderbone by offering him a semi-peaceful alternative
I wanna team up with manlets and drags to murdernbone the orcs and elves with our giant golems
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>>542384
I am looking forward to seeing what dragon gods like after brock basically broke him in half
I wonder if he will be in a wheelchair or full body cast or what
also I just realised that Barbs might be the only ones who have actually named their god
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>>543597
>might be
You're literally the only one
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>>543597
Well we can't just start calling our god. Krunk or something like that.
He'd cut our pop down to one.
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>>543638
I thought the elves called theirs Tree dweller or some shit like that
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>>543674
Nah, nobody else named their god
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>>543684
neet, barbarians confirmed more civilised than any other faction
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>>543645
That name sounded like a name for orc god, but your depiction of him makes you sound like a dragon
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>>543755
Yeah it's the orc that ruined everything for orcs.
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>>543684
We're now naming our God Shlomo Shekelgrubber
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>>543742
that's a given
we have cultural buildings - altar
we have entertainment culture - music and dancing
we have tradition - rock throwing, which was adopted by other tribes in the end via pure jealosy.
we actually only ones who can cook and preserve food
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>>544135
yep we are the best race,
and the two races that we went to war with were that scared of us that when they had the chance to get potential superweapons that could even the odds they wasted it on petty shit that will barely help at all
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>>542297
>>542355
I think the One "get out of total annihilation free" card was a better choice
You know, because we actually have a total annihilation portal in our backyard
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>>544213
>So scared they didn't pick the robots.
Wasn't even thinking about humans or robots.
I wanted free magic the second I saw it.
>>544398
Or maybe try to use it of the king ever gets around to killing us all.
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>>544400
I'm sure OP would have just used it as an excuse to exterminate the dragons before we even plan to do anything with it
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>>544406
Oh yeah I just remembered.
>Giant robot
>Forest

That would fuck up a lot of trees.
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>>544398
>>544400
>>544406

They asked OP, he said the king would wait until you revive and then kill you again.
See:
>>541488
>>541493
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>>544213
Eh... elf transmutation can be weaponized really horrifically.

Dragons fucked themselves for not taking pop.

Orcs... wut

It wasnt even the standard Mystery Box by appearance. Why choose it?


Then again, i wanted the pop boost as well. Humans die rather quickly since we charge to combat so recklessly.
Oh for the record: i have zero interest in allying with Dragons. I agree with Solid on that one. They are shitty Jews that take more than they give.
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>>544417
Also I need to confirm do they taste like chicken or not.
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>>544418
You didnt eat them during the coalition?
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>>544418
Also i am disappointed that you and Canon made a tournament to decide who Necrozord would be. The obvious choice as any of the regular skeledragons. That would have been free necrobreath. Or one skelegobbo, it could upgrade itself
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>>544420
Hmm... Needed to roll on that.
>>544422
Hey, I volunteered my soul, nobody gave that attention
At that time I was really busy with some IRL stuff, I didn't have time to decide turn actions, and we were the last ones to submit - so give him full power.
but hey, turn image was worth it >>541893
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>>544427
The Mortal Kombat scene WAS nice l guess
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>>544417
>allying with Dragons. I agree with Solid on that one. They are shitty Jews that take more than they give
all a sham I completely intend to fuck them over in a glorious way but I don't want to say exactly what since it will ruin the surprise
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>>544478
Yes. Say it out loud. I am sure they wont read you
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>>544478
Also Draggos get like a +20 jew roll. Fucking around with them might give them the secret to necromancy or some shit
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>>544479
>>544482
you left me no choice since both you and Solid were against it, my plan to kill them involved something they have in their possession that will be much, much easier to obtain if they ain't trying to kill any guys we send to sabotage them.
but they still don't know my plan, it could be anything from just simple sabbotage/spying to opening their rape portal
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>>544485
The living statue might also kill us. Along with the antiundead barrier they have.
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>>544400
>I wanted free magic the second I saw it
and yet you picked something shitty magic,
You could have gotten your own meteors or some other superweapon teir Magic
yet you picked the ability to make your own gold
an ability which will be at the mercy of OP's whims at the time
>>544486
thats why we had to gain their trust and 'ally' with them so the statue wouldn't kill them and send humans so the anti-undead barrier wouldn't affect them
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>>544490
Because Divine Magic cannot detect evil intent. Anyways, glad that did not happen.
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>>544496
Whether the statue kills our dudes is the type of thing that would just depend on OPs mood at the time
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>>544490
>Transmutation
>Useless
We skipped at least several turns of researching to get metal tools and armor. Also spells like meteors have their drawbacks since they've caused impotence among the barbarians and left behind deadly mutants that you probably can't beat. Even something like a tornado would probably have a similar drawback like causing it to rain sharks,
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>>544505
>Even something like a tornado would probably have a similar drawback like causing it to rain sharks
sharks which would have rained on the enemies you were using it on
fuck now I want a spell to make it rain sharks
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>>544417
>>544505

Still thinking we gobbos should have gotten transmutation for these reasons
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>>544510
I kinda wish we had have gotten the guitars
We already had meteors so we didn't need a second suoerweapon
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>>544511

Transmutation would have allowed us to easily make better armor and start working on batteries much faster.
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>>544520
and guitars would have made us barbarians more metal and probably done something cool on their own if we asked OP, like let us tame the mutant creatures or some shit
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>>544523
If you asked for magic guitars you could had a tribemember rocking out on top of a full power meteor as it flies towards its target.

The rocking out gives the meteor a +20 boost

Also allows you to decide what song it plays
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>>544526

That sounds fucking metal.

Also hello OP, how's your blood pressure today?
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>>544526
FUCK.
Now I double want the guitars.
You just wanted to harvest some salt didn't you? you sadistic evil thing
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>>544526
You said it only gives +5 in battle and makes zap magic
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>>544531
You could also had DOuble Guitars for Double the rocking.

Then upgrade it to Quad Guitars and give it to Golems with more than 1 pair of hands

>>544532
That was when it's used in normal battles.

Not when a lone metal warrior starts busting out a face melter on top of a flaming rock hurling towards the earth
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>>544529
In a manageable level
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>>544533
Double fuck
Everyone look out and beware what you say I think OP's salt Supply must be running low
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>>544531
Guitars was my original idea, but OP described it to be really shitty here:
>>541431


>>544533
And how exactly could said Barb or skeleton make it to the meteor if this were to take place? Hmmmmmmmm?


Anyways. If dragons can use magic with the robot can the robot we have use meteor?

I would also like to know what Bone Weapon as an ability does.
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>>544535

Excellent
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>>544537
Using the zapity zap magic, duh. First the barb bust out a solo so sweet that it shoots out an awesome lightningbolt at the ground, propelling him into the air, then he continues to strum mid flight to discharge energy around him, helping him aim and laind ontop of the falling meteor. Then the final solo imbues the meteor with lightning too, giving it the +20


Super weapon magics can't be used by the golem. Regular magic can. Which means the Giant Golem can use fire fists, necromancy but not meteor.

Bone Weapon means shaping a multitude of weapons out of bones from nowhere. Like the drill of the gobs and the wings of the drags, purely aethestics choice for kill animations.
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>>544541
can we make the Golem into a lich?
and what does that do if so?
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>>544544
I dont want an inanimate golem for 8 turns because we fail to kill shot to make a liche
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>>544544
Gives it an even bonier makeover and free revives
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>>544545
we could just sacrifice some of our vast skelly pop instead of being jews and trying to capture animals to use for the lich.
And I hate to point this out and don't want it to happen but I think we have the sneks which were animals we tamed ages ago we could potentially use
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>>544546

OP what kind of magic do the manlets still have available from their god aside from regular zap magic?

I'd like to know what we can get and what it might possibly cost?

Can we present new discoveries to Kobbo goddess to please her?
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>>544549
You can't sacrifice skellies.

The spell needs Live Sacrifices.

Keyword: Live

>>544550
Fire, Earth, The Plague, Chainsaws, Maginuke and the power to grown 1 nanometer taller

Each costs from prayer to really hard prayer to really hard devoted passionate prayer to pledging treasures as gifts to 4000 live sacrifices, in that order.

Yes
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>>544553
but we could sacrifice our sneks right?
How many do we have? can we breed them first so then we don't lose them permanently?
or at the least raise them as skeleton sneks afterwards
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>>544553
Will we ever be able to talk with dragon god and not need to pay all our treasure and go broke?

Also thread today?
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>>544556
Yes

15

Yeah but it'll take time

Like all other times any sacrifices are made in this game, sacrificed creatures are gone 5ever, leaving not even bones to be raised.

>>544558
If you don't ask for anything and jsut wants to talk, yes.

Maybe
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>>544553

>Chainsaw and plague magic

Glorious.

By the way does Earth magic include the ability to find and unearth metals further down the line?
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>>544561
Yeah

But you'll start with the ability to ineffectively throw dirt at people
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>>544563

I expected as much. Its still better than rolling each time we want to dig for new materials and finding jack squat.

Where the manlets at
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>>544559
>>544553
Speaking of dragon god how is he doing after getting broken in half by brock?
Just fine? event not canon? Crippled? depressed after losing his daughter? or is it a surprise?
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>>544563
What are some specialty spells dragon god has? Been a long time since we dealt with him but I dont want to go broke for something shit.
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>>544567
Being a God, his spine heals quickly. But not his pride. All his followers also experience back pain for a year.

>>544569
Eating Treasure for powerup, Eating the powers of lesser creatures, Getting your back broken in half by a big guy, Conjuring a giaant Holy Blade that can cut a full power meteor in half, Ascending into Super Dragons, Midas Touch, Lightning Bolt Orbital Strike, kosher food
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>>544576
How badly would we get jewed if say we asked for the holy blade or superdragon spell or lightning orbital strike? I'm going to guess very badly.
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Any other barbs on?
I changed my mind about trying to ally with dragons so we could secretly open their Mystery/ancient evil portal and kill them all via that, I just though of am even better greatest Idea to kill them.
and its a plan that we can put straight into action as soon as the goblin non-hostile actions against citadel plan is up
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>>544579
All your treasures and a half and 70% of your hoard each turn
Then all of you would have to wear a hat that says "I'm a faget" on your heads.
And then it's mandatory to only sing him praises or he takes it away.
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Anyway I'm going to take a nap.


If I wake up in a few hours then update.

If not then no update.
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>>544580
well anyway here is the plan,
We summon our largest meteor straight onto our golem and have him carry that thing Atlas style to the dragons mountain and then he Slam Dunks that shit straight into the mountain while shouting while shouting an insulting one liner dragon anuses
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>>544556
We are hunting. Final answer. Stop nerfing us by being cheap. Be a dragon if you wanna jew
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>>544586
So are you implying you might end up sleeping for a week, or what, OP?
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>>544590
sneks only provided a 5 bonus BEFORE the re-balance, they are practically useless now and it won't affect us at all if we lose them since the lich will provide a much bigger bonus than we lose
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>>544594
They are transport and our only mode of transport
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>>544600
thats why we breed them first so we have much more than is needed to sacrifice.
it is a much more quicker, consistent and safer method than trying to tame beasts that require a +80 roll to tame
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>>544601
We have a giant fucking robot that is also 80+ to negate that
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>>544601
Go sacrifice some fish or some shit.

Just warning you, the Liche will probably be shitty if we use domestically retarded sacrifices
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>>544603
it won't help much is there is like 80+animals to tame
Your forgetting that the animals roll to beat is like 80+a roll to determine the amount of beasts
so if there is like 80 or more beasts than thats potentially goodbye golem
>>544605
What if we use check our skull farm if we have enough skulls to negate the loss and if so use humans?
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>>544607
We dont have enough humans to sacrifice willy nilly. We only have 30ish if that. Hunt on the east side of the river. The monsters there are weaker unless OP changed that.
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>>544610
thatrs why I said check the skull farm, didn't we have a mini-arena we we made animals fight and collected their skulls?, if we have enough from and used them that our pop would not change at all after using them as sacrifives
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>>544615
Skull farm in the training arena.

We collect skulls from captured fierce beasts that barbs trained in the arena kill. You misunderstood
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>>544615
Also sacrificing a bonus to gain another bonus makes the new bonus seem weaker. So stop that shit
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>>544620
your name handle died
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>>544579
Should we take the risk?
I'm thinking of negotiating that since he needs treasures for power ups and our feud with the humans as they have reached the point that they can't bear to live under the same sky as us for some reason despite us leaving them alone after the coalition attack

So that he can be a bit less jewey in exchange we can fuck the humans. Oh and he gets his revenge on brock after his power up

Oh and should get orbital strike. We gonna go full superweapon cold war
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>>544638
Fug
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>544689
I probably won't be up for a thread
so good luck out there
may Brock be with ya
have a rock
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>>544649
Lets just stay in the citadel and let the humies be savages out there, their more trouble than its worth going out and messing with them, besides dragon god is a dick and the only time he truly helped us was when we were about to die leading to no more prayers. He'll still try to jew us if we ask him that.

We could probably get orbital strike if we keep spamming lighting improvment anyways since were amazing at upgrading shit. Also, what do you think about we keep upgrading our elmentals until we can eventually breath life into the very mountains we live in?
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>>544701
Solid what do you think of this plan here
>>544589
do you like it?
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>>544726
looks fun
hats will disapprove tho, he hates fun
also we don't know exact mountain with dragons inside
also we need to summon meteor outside, cause you probably will need to roll to catch it
also seems less powerful than just firing meteor
maybe just go and punch mountains or something
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>>544733
I will agree with mountain punching. That sounds fun.
>>544726

Also sacrificing our robot to a meteor is retarded. If Solid agrees you will become what you hate.
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>>544723
A giant elemental mountain? Fuck yes.

Also I want to invent life sensing magic by trying to sense mana and undead sensing magic by trying to sense malice in case the humans try anything funny.

Useful in case we need to find our Seer who died so we can use resurrect on him. Might not turn back his flesh but makes him a good(?) undead. Maybe we can have him pass on his knowledge to a successor. Since both he and the apprentice died due to meta intervention.

That said, we need to appoint a new Seer.

We can't exactly leave the humans alone if they have no intentions to leave us alone. The fact that their natural enemy, holy magic, is unique to us probably doesn't help and they want to erase this weakness.

We need to buff up like crazy and as I said, find a backup area to settle in just incase
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>>544751
>Also sacrificing our robot to a meteor is retarded. If Solid agrees you will become what you hate.
it's just too complicated with little chance of profit.
I mean even barbatroopers win in profit/risk ratio vs this.
we have spies diplomats at gobbos, can learn all hidden ways to citadel or something, and murder dragons from the inside.
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>>544755
>>544723
I'm also thinking of creating purification magic through use of holy magic if we run in to any abominations. We can start charging for exorcism in the future...
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>>544755
Just leave the position open, once it starts affecting us then we appoint a new one since op keeps killing dragons for some reason. I've come to expect this and dont even get salty since he wont kill us off completely for no reason. Besides our bonuses I believe we outmatch the humans bonus somewhat then add holy bonus then home turf. Were good so just let them do whatever. We can even punch out the meteors ez now thanks to draco robot.
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>>544758
We should abuse our sweet dance skills and us it as a bribe/hypnoses to have them tell us where the Draggos are. If they fail it would just look like a normal dance routine.

Also our lake is not a fighting arena. Our robots would just stand in it like a puddle anyway. Lets just leave it as our fishery/bloodfiend incubator.
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>>544758

You know you can just ask after we've fucking bailed right?

Last time I checked the dragons were pretty fucking confident about their defenses.
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>>544723
Pretty it goes from Lightning storm --> Celestial Lightning --> Merge Holy+Celestial Lightning = Divine Lightning --> Orbital lightning strike


And before I forget, did we get the results when we forc- gently persuaded Messiah to donate his sperm?
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>>544771
We wernt sure if you and King Kobbo still had a shakey alliance or if you'd even be okay enough to tell us
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>>544771
That would be a dick move you know
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>>544775

70% all mined materials and interfering with supposed peace talks
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>>544771
well spies was a joke, don't mind it.
They are real trustworthy skellebros
it's really easier just collapse whole mountain on citadel via punching it and shit after all
>were pretty fucking confident about their defenses.
Nobody is scared of flying chickens who can be hit by rocks launched with bare hands
>>544768
don't forget to toss totem there
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>>544771
We feel pretty good about it, just dont be a dick and tell them because we dont want to be harrassed like elves and orcs were because it'll just get annoying
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>>544767
We have less people to roll, plus considering this thread is starting late, chances are you'll be the only one here yet again. Won't take the risk, really
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>>544780

Don't worry I'm just messing with you, I won't tell a thing.
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>>544781
Not my fault all the dragons bail a few hours and they get 3+ rollers usually. I still say we do whatever and research epic magics so we can animate the citadels mountain and walk out in our new semi sentient home.
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>>544777
The 70% thing is moot since the resources is technically infinite unless OP says otherwise. You didn't experience any hardships such as OP saying you didn't have enough metals to do action x or action y.

The interference was there because of a joke and I wanted to challenge the humans to rock throwing and inevitably retreat in shame after losing.
Why are you even salty about that? By all respects, I should be salty for losing a dragon for no good reason because the humans were too much of murderhobos.

If I wanted to interfere, I would've stated to use resurrection or smite on the undead right there and then. Hence your salt is nonexistent and ratting on us would be classifed as a dick move.

It would be another story if it was justified by us sperging out over you guys leaving and attacking. Instead, we were all chill for it and I planned to continue trading cooperation if you guys found anything cool outside to trade with
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>>544789
>>544786
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>>544788
I blame timezones. Can't stay up after 12 or else it'll affect my studies
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>>544789
>I should be salty for losing a dragon for no good reason because the humans were too much of murderhobos.
hey, he killed himself on it's own. We just told a joke via dance, chicken brain.
should've follow psychological health of your stupid race, bunch of meat
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>>544791
Can't blame us for not understanding humour or satire right now.

We're still in Salt Overdrive Mode after losing half our pop over the course of a single thread
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>>544795
you are in that mode since rockophobia happened
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>>544591
I'm implying I just take a nap, what else
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>>544502
>Gambling on OP's mood
shiggydiggy
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>>544799
they don't trust you. those freaks.
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>>544799
Are you sleep posting right now?

Also any Elves around? I want something to propose.
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>>544799
NaP taking a nap after buying a napkin and visiting Napal

Hehe I'm pretty good at this. I should challenge the elves to a dank battle
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>>544799

You rest well OP?
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>>544802
telekinetic buttplugs?
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>>544789
OP killed him via suicide. We just danced.
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>>544799
ayy, I'm here, boss
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>>544811

Sup King, you read the Kob Goddess spell list?

What are your thoughts?
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>>544805
Ayes, it was a gud nap. Are all players present
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>>544804
So whats for next turn? How about making that divine lighting you talked about and making the elmentals even BIGGER AND BETTER. Just so we have our turn once recaps come around.
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>>544813

Reporting
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>>544808
>>544808
I was thinking more long the lines of giving our God a name. Something along the lines of Fingolfin from Tolkien's 'The Silmarillion'. Also your the ones who have people preaching for rock butt plugs.
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>>544809
YOU WONT REDUCE MY SALT LEVELS

IT HAS LONG SINCE REACHED CRITICAL DENSITY AND CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>544814
Yes.
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>>544812
Prayer is easy, we just need to build a SUPER BIG temple.
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>>544813
Wassup OP
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>>544816
Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu'Luufilaafee d'Orion Dankestark Dalalibu'Lalilalobuu
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>>544809
oh yeah, we need to provide actual turn recaps soon.
what do.
if we can use golem, use it for catching beasts
use autocollected skulls if we have for more human pop
if not, dunno.
I wanna learn making dry fish.
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>>544820

I say we charge the bot and start working on earth magic so we can mine more easily.

Also present our current discoveries to Kobb Goddess along with our plans for the smeltery.
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>>544823
Might be a bit too long for my taste.

>>544822
What do you think?
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>>544796
How about we combine Necromancy and meteor?

Instead of mutants running around we could have freshly cooked skeleton after deep impact.
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>>544826
This turn, we're leaving the Citadel and making a new settlement Northwest, so if we find some hills and a water source, we'll be fine.
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>>544833
>inb4 the manlets land in the same place as the Elves.
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>>544833

I mean mining for new metals. We can at the very least get a bonus with a unearth/detection spell
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>>544833
sounds good!
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>>544825
>>544831
We have Jerky. I think it works the same way.
Also dont wanna piss off Blood Monster

Necro Meteor and catching alive fierce beasts would be my turn. We need to use Lichdom sooner or later.
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>>544833
Dont go to far north manlets, so you dont get murderfucked by demons. Also wouldn't it be better to scout out a place to live first instead of just wandering off into unknown territory?
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>>544831
kinda too late for that? next time we gotta use meteors - that'll be in mountains, not that much of a bodies.
we can learn actual farming, for future beer production.
build a bridge between fortresses
go raid dragons and fail miserably
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>>544836
Of course. We're just gonna explore for a bit.
>>544839
We were gonna have a mobile settlement with the Orcs then find a good place for our own settlement.
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>>544835
>they don't realise they're neighbours cuz invisibility
>manlets feel something is watching them
>paranoia intensifies
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>>544827
Yeah, i'm down for giving our god a name. Will it take any actions? (Don't think so, but i just wanna be sure).
Also, i had some ideas. We can use our transmutation to turn our ents into steel ents. Then, we can either fuse them all and make them into a giant golem, or make them clima eachother and make a giant golem made of ents.
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>>544841
Oh alright then, I just didn't want you guys to get wiped by demons or get stuck somewhere shitty.
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>>544838
it's just necro meteor seems like a waste.
I doubt we'll find place with tons of stuff to convert.
it'll be just sitting there and doing nothing.
can't we just make coldgate already
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>>544840
I just dont wanna sacrifice weak shit and get a shitty Liche. Killing the sneks is just bad for business.

Bridge is important though.

Its never too late to blow shit up. If anything if we accidentally kill messiah, we could gain his holy skellie from it if we necrofy the meteor
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>>544845
The forest/unexplored area west of us has monsters and shit. It proves the meteor has shockwaves. The shockwaves can convert all sorts of shit.
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>>544843
If it does take a turn it will just be cultural. OP should have the answer. Steel Ents sounds kind of iffy to me. I'm not sure if hippy would agree with that since they're metal then. Although we might be able to give then steel like properties.
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>>544847
nah, I'm okay with catching.
I just think that necro meteor is way too situational to invest action in.
we can sew, right? maybe we develop nets?
to catch more wish, animals, dragons
>>544849
I have a fear if to make meteor too OP it'll end badly.
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>>544849
The monsters are from the ruined forest. They jsut crawled out of the crater
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>>544849
Pretty sure its just the monsters roaming the land after being contaminated.
I mean, they got so strong even you guys have trouble. Surely they started spreading out and conquering the lands

Oh and shockwaves don't bring radiation iirc
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>>544854
My point exactly. See?
>>544853
We can totally make use of that.


Draggos are making Holy Lightning. We gotta improve our own stuff.
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>>544854
I have a question. Those fragments of the Orc sword that become sentient and took bodies. Are all of them going to going to go after Elves now?
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>>544858
Yes according to OP
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>>544857
We /cold war/ now
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>>544858
Only those that were in the general area of the last one.

So like 5-ish

Some others are roaming around some other places.
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>>544857
let's start with 1st action nets and 2nd catching fierce animals with robot, nets can give boost to catching.
then you can buff undead stuff, but just try to get more human pop too.
I'm out in 15 min
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>>544856
>Inb4 they become so strong everyone gets trapped in their fortresses
>Then we wait for the king to end it all
>>544857
Well I mean we literally improve our shit every turn because we've got nothing to do. I'm wondering why it took you this long to use that as a reason for self improvement even though we just wanna stay in our sweet citadel.
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>>544862
>>544857
I'm all in for probably murderous but probably not arms race competition to improve our killing potential

as long as we don't finish eachother off

Makes us stronger to resist when the King inevitably makes his move
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>>544865
Okay. Will increase pop after Liche happens. Promise.
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>>544852
It dosen't necessairly have to come from the forest. Steel is a part of nature y'know?

And for the Elf god name, i think we could give him different names depending on the situation. Like, if we need his favour for attacking/defending, he could be Khaine (even tho i don't really want to rip Off the Eldar. Plus, Khaine ain't cool enough for a god of war), or if we gotta make a dank ballad we'll call him Ye'Cing (Elf deity of songs from Greyhawk), whaddya think?
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>>544870
Or you can take my suggestion and give him nicknames from all of the names for situational use
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>>544867
>sweet citadel
>no one it
>gobbos and orcs left
>almost all draggos are dead
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>>544869
and not let Canon go complete undead civ plz
that's unhealthy
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>>544870
I hadn't considered how naming our God something like Khaine might effect thing. I just thought of taking the name Tolkien's work since it's somewhat stereotypical. Fingolfin is a relatively unknown character to most people but he is important since in the book he fought against the God of darkness one on one and essentially caused everything.
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>>544876
I knowwww

It'll be tough without you both on in unison. You both go for extreme opposites while i ride the center
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>>544873
W-We have elementals, moles, random undead and 2 good(?) undead moles we experimented resurrection on

WE ALSO HAVE SIX GORILLION ASHES FROM DRAGONOCIDE

PAY REPARATIONS
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>>544873
Thats why its so sweet humie, its nice and spacious, plenty of shit to mine for loot using elementals, and insulated from the heat and cold. All you could ever ask for as a dragon tribe thats few in numbers.
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>>544879
that what makes us great
all other players are too together with each other
we have proven that radical difference in ideas, with some lucky rock throwing can bring up nice results
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TURN 53

Recaps go here

I don't see any orcs
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>>544884
The Goblins were pretty radical when they decided to make kobolds and imps.
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>>544882
Plenty of room for you to fap cuz broodmother dont want your sorry anuses
>>544881
I can pay you in space rocks, falling, delivered to yourndoor today!

results my vary
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>>544878
I'm not saying it would Affect anything, i just want some variety for our elves. I think i have an allergy for stereotypes or something.
Maybe the "main" name is Fingolfin, and we give him situational nicknames, like the draggo suggested.
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>>544882
so how long you'll develop claustrophobia or something
>>544879
I'll do recap before sleep?
Nets and catching beasts? or you'll do it yourself
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>>544885
OUR ENTRANCE IS NOT THAT OBVIOUS

WE NEVER PUT UP ANY SIGNS AND WE ACTUALLY ENCOURAGE LITTERING AS ITS FREE LOOT

TOTALLY NOT OUR CITADEL
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>>544888
genetic mutations are not welcomed
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>>544892
You can do it. Just remember the robot takes some cages and nets along, maybe a few skellies
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>>544893
yell a bit louder and he'll hear you
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>>544891
That sounds good. In the mean time should we build a wall for any unwelcome visitors? We could just build a wall of dirt and make it stone.
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>>544892
>Claustrophobia
>Literally lived in caves our whole life with no problems
>>544889
Actually its the other way arounds since were so Neet she needs to take it from us since we don't wanna give any.
>>544893
You want to make the recap? The one about the divine lightning and bigger elementals so we can eventually get the mountains moving.
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>>544885
Tech: Before we go, we copy the Orc Caravan tech at our cultural exchange, we'll use these caravans for our own mobile settlement.
Action: We're moving out of the Citadel and taking everything with us, including the Giant Robot and the Magitech Armor plus our Smeltery that we're still working on. We'll caravan to the northwest, not into the maw, but to look for a source of water and some mountains. We'll take take the back entrance so we don't encounter the King.
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>>544898
So those will be both our actions?
Cultural for building a wall because elves want everyone to fuck off
Regular for turning it to stone/steel?
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>>544885
Learn to summon BIGGER and STRONGER greater elementals

Research to improving Lightning storm even further in to Celestial/Heavenly Lightning
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>>544905
Wouldn't it be the other way around? A physical action to build the wall and a cultural turn to use transmutation and make it stone.
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>>544901
>inb4 gobbos find our lake and some mountains just next to our forest

You know, i think gobbo/Elf alliance would be fun. I know it's never gonna happen, because manlets think we're assholes, but it would be fun.
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>>544893
The King hears some yelling, maybe he should investigate
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>>544907
By the time we can raise our mountains the elemental spell will end up having a shitload of the word great in the name.
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>>544911
That's the mating sound of two nondescript animals making love. Surely such an lewd scene is below him to investigate
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>>544885
Barbarian turn :
1st action: Thanks to sewing, we can make nets now from extra thick skin of previously hunted animals. Nets are used for varying purposes, such as fishing, hunting, transporting goods, etc. Can even attach net to few heavy rocks and with accurate throw - catch a beast/enemies in it.
2nd action: after seeing how tough beasts become around, for totally unrelated to us reason, we are using our golems, robot and quite a big number of skellies, all equipped with cages and nets - to hunt down and capture fierce beasts.

>>544896
will that do?
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>>544909
It depends on how you word it.
Building the wall can be cultural because the elves' xenophobia becomes part of their culture, and they decide to build a wall.
It can also be regular because they can just decide to build it.
Maybe it depends on OP.
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>>544885
Action: Build a wall of dirt around the forest. Use telekinesis if needed.
Culture: Turn that wall into stone
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>>544899
>Claustrophobia
>>Literally lived in caves our whole life with no problems
when last time you actually fly out there?
in the wild? fucking shutins I tell ya
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>>544919
You are an artist sir.
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>>544925
Did we Dragons just become /r9k/?
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>>544918
Then perhaps he should investigate this instead
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>>544926
well good luck with rolls from now on, it's 4 AM, I'm out soon, unless everyone submitted turn, can try to stay till hunting
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>>544930
>The manlets are /fit/
>The barbarians are /pol/
>The Elves are /an/
>The orcs are /a/
>The dragons are /r9k/
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>>544931
>the gobbos left signs behind when they moved out
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>544931
Oh look! It's a [insert distraction here]!

Rolling for success
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>>544935
>>The barbarians are /pol/
wut?
we /m/ or at least /v/
fuck you
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>>544938
Considering the three of us came from /v/, yea
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>>544935
we're /g/ you fuck
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>>544938
>Calling for the annihilation of all the other "inferior" races
>Not /pol/
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>>544942
>hating everyting around
/v/ works better, at least at this stage
>>544944
I never even visited that board.
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>>544943
Dunno, you fit the bill since your ripped in manlet terms but short. Just like real life manlets.
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>>544937
A lon dragon. Takin one for the team
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>>544949
If dragons didn't suck I'd feel sorry for it.
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>>544949
rip in pieces
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>>544949
Grettings king. Remember when we meet you to talk about you to not kill us... please?
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>>544949

Should have renamed the citadel to Salt Mines before we left.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>544949
Bluff to survive
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>>544956
rip in pieces
retribution
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>>544956
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>>544956
wuh oh
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>>544953
ROLL FOR US
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>544962
RUN FOR IT
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>>544956
Quickly, delete your comment before others see.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>544963
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>544962
[BLUFFING INTENSIFIES]
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>>544885
Orks are here.
Sorta.
Just planning on how to leave without running into the king.
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>>544964
oh shit
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>>544970
Draggo is distracting him. Use back door.
>>544966
Stop killing every team you join
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>544971
I SURRENDER HAVE MERCY
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>544971
ACTIVATE SALT OVERDRIVE MODE TO ESCAPE
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>>544973
(you)
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>544971
Calm down and talk to him before he rips you in half
>inb4 orcs are cursed with bad rolls for the entire thread
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>544975
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DIICCCEEEE GODDSDDDDDD

RREEEEEEE>>544971
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I still didn't taste chicken brains' meat
oh well
probably tastes like a chicken anyway
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>>544974
The King then suddenly decides to be merciful and congratulates the dragon on surrending. The dragon can now return home.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>544983
Go home without fucking something up
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>>544983
Awww

[/spoiler] King will actually kill him as soon as he turns back
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>>544984
And so the dragon returns to the Citadel
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>all dragons can do is to run back to their home with tail between legs
once defeated to the rock, always a wuss
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>>544885
Action: Get the hell out of dodge and go north
Action: Have Wanpanch on caravan lookout to try and spot invisible kingdom scouts
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>>544990
orcs, don't go North, that's the maw
Redo your turn and go Northwest with us
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>>544988
Giving the directions The King needed to reach the citadel
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>>544990
>orcs go north
>eventually tames demons and can summon them
Truly the weeb tribe
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>>544993
Outskilled
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>>544990
We're going past the Maw.
But still to be safe.
>>544990
Cancel that
Action: Get the hell out of dodge and go NorthEast
Action: Have Wanpanch on caravan lookout to try and spot invisible kingdom scouts
>>544988
Also OP can we have another map.
I'm a little confused here
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>>544993
He already knew where we lived though from what that random kingdom guard told us.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>544993
Dragon runs toward the human settlement due to panic and he didn't think straight
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OP, will turns commence soon? (aka in 10 min?)
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>>545000
He already knows where we are. We are neighbors.
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>>545005
also our little hunble villages are easy to notice
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>>545000
>>544984

Yes the exact opposite of "not fucking up"
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>>544998
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>>545000
Of course, the king was joking.

He already knew where the citadel is thanks to extremely well-disguised spies.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>545016
Dragon calms down and retreats to citadel without fucking up
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>>545019
And so the dragon did.

On the way it passed by a great treasure of infinite value but didn't think to stop and take it.

The End
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>545019
Supporting
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>>545016
Does that mean a few of our pop were actually spies ?
How many dragons are left actually ?
Is there any dragon left ?
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>>545045
>All the dragons left are spys
>The only real dragon was the one who became the robot
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>>545045
Well I mean we could find out with the helmet since it sees through illusions.
But we have to leave right fucking now.
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Right, time for turn. Turny turn turn turn turn.

Humans created nets then right away use them for capturing fierce beasts.

THe hunting party sent were comprised only of bonegolems and skeletons.

The Giant Golem hasn't been powered yet since the Grand Tournament is still going on.

Roll 2d100 to find beast type
1-49: Fiercest beasts
50-69: Very Fierce Beasts
70-100: Fiercer beasts
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>>545054
Mmmm... I wonder if they can make clothing out of those nets.
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>>545056
Are they going for the Goth look with fishnet stockings?

Humans confirmed for edge
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Rolled 79, 54 = 133 (2d100)

>>545054
Wait what?!?!

Solid! You and Canon made the tourney happen. You forgot that it wasnt powered yet!?!
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>>545062
The tourney hasn't finished yet so there's no one powering it.
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Rolled 100 (1d200)

>>545054
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>>545063
Goddammit guys, it was a simple "pick one and do it "

We have HUNDREDS of candidates.
>>545054
When is the tourney over? Id rather pick a guy amd be done if not soon.
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>>545065
You guys wanted the strongest possible pilot.
Ignoring hooded bones like that, how could you.
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>>545064
2d100
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>>545065
2 more turns.

As all the human population participated.
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>>545047
>>545045
>>545044
We have 4 people to roll and a mech.

I say we attack the humans before they finish the tournament
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>>545070
OP did elves give their turn?
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Rolled 65, 28 = 93 (2d100)

>>545054
>>545069
Shit, i'm sorry
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>>545073
OP will fuck us over as always
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>>545065
As if you don't love the suspense

Glad to see that I am now no longer the one who most fucked over the orcs.
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>>545077
Skellies found some bigass vultures

Fierceness 40 + Numbers 28 = 68 is the number to beat.

Humans bonus: 40 + 5 (nets) = 45
Roll 1d100

>>545075
Yes
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>>545077
Its fine. I hope you are around to keep rolling tonight
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>>545078
>>545073
As a single mistake will mean our end, I say we don't take any risk and continue to ignore everything until we gain some strenght
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>545082
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>>545075
>>544924
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>545082
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>>545082
>>545087
>78

>exactly 10


My life tonight.
>>545089
There we go
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>>545088
Ok.

We should finish divination next turn and make casts for metal stuff.
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>>545086
Then should we attempt find the infinite treasure? Or do we search for our dead Seer and apprentice to resurrect?

We should have good odds of rolling since we have 4 chances
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>>545085
I can't promise anything
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>>545073
Guess we can, since our bonus is better than theirs and holy bonus shuts down their home turf, then we have +80 left for us + whatever is left of our bonus. Unless humans shut down their tournament via meta and give the robot a pilot.
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>>545095
They're both at the Kingdom.
I wouldn't say it's safe.
You could ask the King if you could have their corpses to resurrect.
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>>545089
And so skellies caught 28 Bigass Vultures.
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>>545100
I planned on ending it before you guys planned the attack. Do whatever you want.
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>>545100
Our mech gives a +70 battle bonus iirc

>>545101
Pretty sure their corpse was left at the portal
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>>545095
>>545100
Well if the odds are in our favor, why not then
I'll not be around for long though, maybe 20 more minutes
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>>545100
If we're doing it, I assume all of heir pop is in their main base for the tournament. We can raze and pillage their crater outpost atleast if they shut the tournament down for meta reason
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>>545116
Yeah we can do that, assuming they meta. Otherwise crash the tournament if they dont Meta.
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Elves created dirt walls and transmuted them into stone.

Barbs may sue for copyright.
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>>545119
Damn right we do!
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>>545117
Should we prioritise sensless murder of humans, mass smiting/resurrection of undead (we presumably get our dragons back), assassinate and steal their chief hat, or do we cripple their mech?
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>>545119
Put our logo on it. Someone, preferably an Elf, come up with a logo
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>>545125
Elephant fruit logo
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>>545125
Just put the Ancient Dildo logo
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>>545124
Eh, if no meta go for the mech. If so smite the shit out of the outpost and steal their shit. I dont trust the good(?) Skeletons.
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>>545130
You know what's better? Mass summon elementals for distraction the have all dragons + dragon mech fly in, grab their mech and fly out in the confusion
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Orcs leave in a hurry, heading NorthEast

Roll 1d100 for new land quality
1-9: oh shit nigger what are you doing
10-39: badlands
40-89: okay lands
90-100: good lands

>>545131
That's pretty meta. In game nobody knows who has a mech and if it's powered or not.
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>>545125
The Smiling One
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>545132
nat 1 incoming
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>>545131
Hilarious
Maybe even sacrifice one of our pop to activate the mech ?
And become an all-mech civilization ?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>545132
We've had trash rolls all thread.
Cmon and give me a 90
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>>545131
No thats too easy and OP will probably asspull something so we cant use it/ is destroyed. Lets just break it in the ensuing battle or beat the shit out of the outpost. Depending on what happens. Just wait for barbs to do their turn first so we know if they meta'd so we can adjust.
>>545132
Precisely why I want to just break everything to avoid the meta depending on the place we attack.
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>>545132
What if we say we raid the human village and steal the most valuable thing we can find

Then we roll for finding it
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>>545137
*claps*
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>>545137
FUCKINGFINALLY
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>>545137
>>545132
AW SHIT NIGGA
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HEY, any manlets on?
We gotta roll for this too when it gets to our turn
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>>545136
The coming human salt would be priceless in value, too bad its too meta plus I don't trust OP to make everything go well. Especially for dragons.

So we're gonna smash and loot everything
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>>545146

I'm here
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>>545137
Orcs moved to near the Great Leake "Prollyhasamonsterinit". The spot they chose is fertile with plenty of innocent animals for resources. It also has plenty of shade and isn't a spot the demons from the Hell Maw particularly care about.
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>>545153
Oh fug
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>>545153
Wanpanch also used his helmet illusion breaking powers to discover a spy
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>>545159
why'd you post a pic of Wanpunch staring at a tree?
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>>545159
Good thing Orcs cant read. Does he think its a human barbarian and punch him?
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>>545149
Hey archivist, do the actions for the next recap.
I'll be back in 30 minutes, but I think I'll have enough time to return home and do the next recap. Be very specific as always, make sure we get a temple and keep mining for stuff with the mech. I'll roll for the Manlet land if possible.
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Here's what I think we should do:
Talk to Dragon God before heading to battle about naming him and paying for the sword to slice meteors

Just pray REALLY hard we don't choke on the greed rampage. We can probably use it to empower us by increasing our greedlust to plunder the humans more

Then we move out to crash the human's tournament

>>545153
Can mechs wield the Godsword?
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>>545159
Interrogate that tree
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>>545163

Will do, I'm probably off after that, I have to get up really early tomorrow morning.
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>>545161
Indeed, it is merely, a tree. Then the tree suddenly jumped away and vanish into smoke

>>545164
The God Blade is even bigger than the Giant Golems
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>>545164
Praying wont mean shit for the dragon god. He'll just try to jew. Also we as of yet haven't ever had problems with greed causing that much trouble unless we lost all our loot.

Lets just do the attack and something else magic related.
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>>545159
Punch him
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>>545169
The tree disappeared so fast the pic was left behind
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>>545119
I just realized something. Shouldn't it say how many turns until Elf Hercules (I'm not using Messiah in order to avoid legal trouble with the dragons) is born? It did with the Dragons and their messiah.
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>>545169
If we collect all golems and transform by merging together gurren lagann style to become bigger, can we then use it?
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>>545171
The meteor slicing sword would be very useful. Plus he uses percentages so the bigger our hoard, the more we lose. Since we're looting the humans, were bound to lose our current hoard plus our loot if we ask him later
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>>545176
>Won't say Elf Messiah

Elf Messiah
Elf Jesus.

Dragons can sue for copyright.
I don't care.
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All races should probably work on something to see through illusions.
We have elves cloaking a forest and king spies in every single tribe.
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From helping the ORcs make caravans, the manlets used the sma eknowledge to make some of their own and then left the citadel, head NorthWest

Roll 1d100 for land quality
10-39: badlands
40-89: okay lands
90-100: good lands

>>545178
No because Golems of one race can't be used with the soul of another race.

>>545176
Yeah okay
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>545184
ayyy
archivist, let's do this
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>>545179
Yes... loot our.... rocks... bones... dead things.


We have nothing to give you if you raid us. You are just gonna roll for another freakout after the fight
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>>545183
You don't even know that we're invisible. For all you know we all died.

>>545181
It'll probably pass off their God though. Speaking of gods what do you think we should call our God? Personally I think Fingolfin.
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>>545184
How tiny are their carvans? Toy car tiny or bumper car tiny?
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>>545179
Lets just ignore the dragon god. Besides OP said he would want our hoard+half and 70% after it for a long time for the sword.

Besides the big meteors we can just punch out like nothing with our heros and robot.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>545184

here we FUKKIN go
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>>545192

This pains me. Any other Gobbo out there care to roll?
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>>545187
The wandering orcs remember?
I'm fine with that.
I was just going to call him woody.
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>>545191
Any idea for a last second buff?

I'm thinking of a reduce weight magic so we can fly faster and have speed bonus getting away in case everything goes to shit.
We can later enchan the citadel with it when we plan to fly our base away
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>>545201
Thats basically just wind magic, lets just improve one of our other magics like the elementals or lightning along with the attack for next turn.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>545184
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>>545198
All the orcs got killed by that probably demonic sword fragment which then killed an Elf who was watching and laughing. Remember?
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>>545208
Oh yes.
That was still worth it.
So what do next turn?
I said make casts but we should probably do divination and another orgy.
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>>545185
Manlets found an okay spot to park their caravan. It's moderately okay in terms of life sustainability. Not too bad but not too good either. No mines in sight though.
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>>545205
Let's wait for the result of our turn first to see which is better to improve. We upgraded both elementals and lightning
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>>545212
OP I don't see any nearby bodies of water.

What drink?
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>>545210
That sounds good.

>>545211
>No wall on the map
:(
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>>545211
>>545206
>>545185

Should we settle here or try and have our giant robot look for a better place?

Since its tall it should be able to locate some nice cozy mountains with relative ease.
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>>545214
Drink? what? Hah?

>>545215
It's there, too lazy to draw it for now
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>>545212
For the record... you can raid humans if you want. But you dont know which village the robot is in.
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>>545210
There's really a lot of shit to do, honestly. We can keep working on the divination, we can explore, we can keep working on ships, we can keep working on telekenisis/ any other spell, we can do that whole thing with the steel golem net i suggested earlier, we can pray/study new magic, we can have orgies, and other fine Stuff.
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>>545218
But you guys don't know which village its in either lmao
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>>545217
Wait if they don't have anything to drink aren't they at risk of losing lots of pop next turn?

A normal hummie can't go to long without water.

Manlets would be even worse!
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The dragons tried to upgrade their magics again.

But with their seer and his assistant mysteriously gone, they had no luck.

Also reports of a mustached monarch outside the mountains are coming in.
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>>545221
I mean I didn't understand the question. So you're asking how would manlets survive.

The answer is because it's an "ok" spot. There's a tiny little lake down there, not big enough for a map marking but enough for manlets to use.
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>>545222
>5 dragons
That's even less then what they started with. They're on the verge of perpetual extinction.
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>>545219
Well divination because it'll aid our transmutation.
And orgy for passive pop growth.
So we should do these probably.
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>>545216
Let's go towards the giant sword
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>>545222
>being dragon is suffering
ok which race is the next victim of an entire thread of suffering after this session?
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>>545224

Can we look for a better spot using our robot or asking kobbo goddess?

>>545227

Not a bad idea. If we're unable to move the sword we could at least attempt to mine it.
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>>545225
Oh and we should probably work on curses.
Since straight fights aren't our stuff we can hide and curse others hardcore.
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>>545222
What was our bonus from the stuff we got last turn?
>>545225
We've been in worse spots. Nothing out of the ordinary here.
>>545220
So this turn instead of magic upgrade we elect a new seer since op killed ours off dispite it making no sense that orcs walked past the entire mountain range and stopped next to them.
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>>545226
We could upgrade our aphrodisiacs with fertility enhancing drugs. Make it so that twins are more likely and shorter gestation periods.
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>>545230
>>545227
Don't forget you brought 2 skelebros with ya if you need something
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>>545228
I secretly have a dart board to decide who gets the suffering

>>545230
Sure, you have mobile homes now.

>>545232
Normal Combat Bonus: 40
Giant Golem Combat Bonus: 80
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>>545232
You need to hold down the fort again

In light of recent events, our raid is cancelled(?)
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>>545234
Why not just add aphrodisiacs to medicine then enchant to make the magic fertility drug?

Higher yield.
Grow up faster.
Stronger magic.
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Good night faggots
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TURN 54, recaps
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Alright orcs what are our immediate plans.
Develop moe figurines and search for waifus?
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>>545248
Nay, we make a settlement and scout
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>>545236

I'd like to keep them as acting diplomats with the barbarians and maybe even Brock if possible. Establishing contact with other gods may allow us to form and worship a pantheon once we get into theology.

>>545239

Excellent. We'll start by knocking on Kobb Goddess' door first and present suitable discoveries in order to get a good location. Promising a Great temple to her should help as well.

We can charge the bot again since we'll be moving after this.

Do we all agree on this course of action?
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>>545247
Elves add aphrodisiacs to the medicine then enchant the drink mixture to make a super fertility drug that allows for birthing more children that grow up faster and more magic-y


Another turn on divination.

This good OP.
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>>545242
If you stay we'll still do it. If not the dragons do nothing and stay boring.
>>545239
What about the bonus for storm magic and all the magic upgrades from last thread? I remember you saying our bonus was 40 awhile ago.
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>>545250
...scout for waifus.
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>>545253
Yeah, those raised the bonus to...42

The nerf has not been kind
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>>545252
What exactly is divination again? I either forgot or never paid enough attention to know what it is.
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>>545251
Setup the lighting rod and charge the bot, yes.
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>>545247
Also Almighty can we get some drink hats like that?

We got a beer lake and having that would be sweet.
>>545259
It lets us scan shit and understand it instantly.

It's basically an analyze ability.
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>>545247
The Barbs sacrifice the vultures and 2 sneks to perform the Lichdom Spell, offering 1 human that is already out of the tournament.

The Liche and his Great Powers attempts to form NecroTelepathy to be able to speak with skeletons and golems in great distances to make up for the 2 fortresses and the caravan.
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>>545254
>>545248
>>545250
I was gonna say.
Scout further north for the end of the world and the giant robot over there
And setup orc defenses for the camp
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>>545264
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>>545247

Tech: We plant the portable lightning rod once more and charge the small robot.

General: Present evidence of our latest technological progress to Kobbo Goddess and what we have of the Smeltery so far. In exchange we ask for the location of a non-populated safe-haven with food, water and a bounty of minerals to mine.

Is this acceptable?
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>>545274
Our own god doesn't have cool beer hats!

He's mostly interested in trees and shit and while that's cool and all it doesn't get me drunk.
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>>545275
Good to go
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>>545247
Oh look now the other dragons left and theres no point in doing things that involve rolls.

Well just make a new seer and force him to get a new assistant since the last died from something that made no sense in game and the messia apparently didn't want to help upgrade last turn.

Keep advancing elementals so we can eventually get the mountains moving. I already know dragon bot can make huge ones so it shouldnt take too many turns to get there.
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>>545279
Alcohol is a naturally occurring substance. Moose for example are known to get drunk by eating apples imbued with alcohol.
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>>545274
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen! Is that you?
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>>545272
So we're setting up camp, and scouting north (for waifus)?
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>>545288
I can't chug apples damnit!
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>>545293
Nigga the last time we tried to search for waifus we lost 3 orcs.
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>>545272
Ok will do that
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>>545306
Those orcs regretted nothing!
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>>545292
Pretty sure that's scootybootyman, actually
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>>545247
Set up camp
Scout north (for waifus)
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>>545314
No waifus
Giant robots they will bring the waifu to us.
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>>545316
But what we can make the giant robot a waifu
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>>545316

Don't they always?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__1xJxvE6DM
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>>545324
That'd bring the wrong type of crowd.
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>>545324
Nope stop we do Emergency Orcs plan
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>>545314
You should go fuck up the demons and make them into waifus.
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>>545328
>>545329
You'll come around eventually.
>>545330
:)
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>>545330
We have those.... oh god .... We have those.>>545338
I hate you Saitama orc.
<que canned laughter>
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>>545342
What a scoundrel!

How are the ratings business orc?
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>>545342
It would be a good idea to go kill the demons. You orcs are all about bloodshed so it should work out well. You can then capture the demons and turn them into your servants like the Humans did with the undead. The waifu stuff doesn't really mean much.
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The barbarians sacrificed 28 bigass vultures and 2 sneks to power the Lichdom spell and turned one of their own into a Lich.

The Lich has increased powers and give a +9 combat bonus. He can also choose whatever as his phylactery, whenever he "dies" he'll reform at that item.

The Lich then used his increased magical prowess to establish mental contact with all barbarian skeletons near and far
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>>545359
Fuck yea
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Elves combined their meds, aphrodisiacs and enchantment to make a magical concoction to make more elves.

The also gain a light form of divination, giving them the ability to kinda sorta tell swhat something is made of probably maybe
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>>545359
>>545368

This probably means we can easily contact the barbarians whenever. Radical.
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>>545374
My intent. You give tech, we can report it.
If you need to talk to us, you can.
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>>545374
Oh yeah, contact between manlets and barbs are now a free action
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>>545373
We have singing at our orgies.
Now we can put this medicine in our beer for refreshments.

Now we only need a BBQ
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>>545373
I'm starting to think divination isn't such a good idea when we could've been doing other stuff.
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>>545373
Can we tell our magic school to get to work and passively improve divination and maybe other magics?
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Manlets prayed to to their deity and dedicated their advancements to her name. In return they were told of a spot of land due West, where the grass is green and the ores are pretty

They also attempt to collect more power

Remaining power needed: 195

Roll 1d100
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>>545368
So, what will be the phylactery?
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>>545377
Does that mean we have their tech now? Or is it like before with Draggos and Gobbos?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>545387
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>>545385
Yes
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>>545387
but muh waifus
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>>545391

On a scale of 0 to 10 you have got to be fucking shitting me.

Send help!
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>>545390
If they decide to give you instructions on how to make things.

Skellies are basically telephones now

>>545396
Whoops, that was an accident. Wait for a bit.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>545387
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>>545382
We should start a Magic Enhancement Initiative.
Where the school increases a spell to its peak and then works on increasing another one.
That way we don't have to constantly buff them and can move on other things.
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>>545389
Well. It can be any item. I was gonna say a ball of solid metal that no one could break, but elves would just fuck with it, even if they attacked us, they would have no idea that a stupid ball would be the item.

>>545399
Would the phylactery have an ominus glow or would it look unsuspecting?
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>>545402

Kobb Goddess bless you.

We're moving west fellow Manlets! Onward towards the promised land!
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Orcs set up mud huts to make themselves at home.

Then they scout North for possible waifus

Roll 1d100
1-9: terrible encounter
10-29: bad encounter
30-99: no waifus
100: waifu

>>545402
And so the remaining power needed is now 101

>>545407
The glow can be turned on or off for aethestics value
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>545412
What the fuck did I tell you saitama
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>>545407
>A bunch of Elves are high in the forest
>"hi you guys what would be awesome"
>"Lets all the metal into poop"
>The barbarians then all die from septic infection
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>545412
I HAVE FAITH IN THE HEART OF THE DICE
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>>545412
Why don't they just roll for quality of waifu?
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>>545420
That comes after the 100 roll
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>>545420
You don't get waifus in NaP adventures.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>545425
And the nat 100 never comes

Feels good that they'll never find us
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>>545408
Yo gobbos wanna trade? Pipes and caravans for fishing? Feed yourselves super easily. I'll even throw in jerky for preservation purposes.
>>545420
OPs policy is NO WAIFUS 4 EVAR
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>>545426
Business Orc save us?
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>545426
>>545425
Well OP could have just made it so that if you roll under 100 king pops up instead of a waifu to rip you to shreds.
>>545428
It really is pointless to plan to kill us when they'll never find us.
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>>545429

Pipes and Caravans for Fishing and Food Drying.

Sounds fair. Hopefully we'll get a pop gen bonus thanks to the new diet.

Do the remaining manlets agree?
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>>545436
Well, hey
food sources are alright
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>>545429

Also this is net fishing right?
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>>545438

Welcome back King. Ready to go west?
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>>545418
>>545415
And so the orcs found a big fat load of nothing
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>>545439
We fish with our fists and nets. Whichever you want.
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>>545440
We're going west and following Kobold Goddess' orders.
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>>545442

In that case, Nets if you please.

>>545444

Hell yea. Time to queue up some Pet Shop Boys.
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What ever happened to Goblin god? Did he get turned into a she? Is there an imp god?
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>>545447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE ORES ARE PRETTY
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Dragons appointed a new seer and summoned Dire Elementals. But being even more powerful than Greater Elementals adn Even Greater Elementals. They did not fall in line easily and resisted the dragons' control. Some were punched in the face by the elementals right before they de-summon themselves.
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>>545455
Amazing they didn't lose any dragons to them punches
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>>545458
Either that or dragons gets buttraped, again.

I thought their butts were sore enough already.

>>545450
pic related
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>>545462
Why not both?

I'm sure some elementals might feel like doing it.
And they might feel violent afterwards.
They are dire.
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>>545451
Hahaha nice.

So we trade as a cultural action?
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>>545466
We'll be moving west, you can just have Skelebro+Jr. teach us it
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>>545467
Oh i know. Skellies have telepathy. So we learn when you do.
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>>545467

I have to bail for tonight. You know the drill. Move west charge bot.

If we manage to charge the robot in the next couple of turns i'd like to suggest we make wind instruments out of pipes as a cultural action and attempt to refine our clothing into something that's lighter and more resistant.

The rest stays the same. Make great temple, finish smeltery, get ores.
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TURN 55, recaaaps
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>>545472
Alright, thanks!
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Scout north for realsies and establish Orc High School?
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>>545473
OP does it take a turn to trade knowledge?
>>545472
Good night, sweet Impo
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>>545471
you wanted pipes tech for whatever your crater lake plans were? didn't you?
Ask manlets for pipes in exchange for giving them some meteor metals?
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I'm tempted to send a group of Elves on birds to scout east and see how things have hanged. No more then 3 though. We might even be able to help the animals of the forest.
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>>545473
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Skelephone
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>>545473
Action: We'll be moving west under the guidance of Kobold Goddess. We'll be looking for our own Paradise City, where the grass is green and the ores are pretty.
Tech: We'll charge the bot again with our portable lightning rod. If we can, we'll upgrade it by adding some more copper and making it taller + adding prongs.
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>>545473
Elves have another orgy. This time with pur fertility drug added to some beer and served at the party to boost pop growth even further.


Set up the magic enhancement initiative.(acronym needed. M.E.I or something else?)

Where the magic school improves a spell to its peak(they have these right?) Then move on to another spell to improve.
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>>545479
We already have an agreement and they are physically too far away to trade physical items. Its all information at this point. They will learn fish nets and jerky in exchange for pipes and caravans.
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>>545478
Yes, jsut like when Orcs traded with gobs or when drags traded with gobs.

The only difference now is that you can do this long range.
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>>545475
Scout north
Something about a written language
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>>545485
we have those few guys with them, they can summon whatever sized meteors OP will allow with like 4 dudes for the manlets to mine themselves
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>>545480
>Help the animals

We're gonna need a purify spell or some shit for those monsters.
>>545486
Will we need to purify all those corrupted animals with magic?
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>>545484
H.E.M.P.
High Elf Magic Program
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>>545490
Oh yeah, you gonna need to purify them. Hard.

emphasis on hard.
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>>545486
That's still sick. Awesome.
>>545479

We have a cultural action of trading pipes and caravans for fish nets and jerky.

What should our regular action be? Speed up the tourney and get the robot powered?
Snek farming is cultural and building anything is tech. A little limited here.
>>545489

And there is only 2 with the manlets.
We can offer another trade next time. We already agreed on this for now.
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>>545490
>>545493
S-surely they will remember us as protectors of the forest. They're still the same innocent creatures they were as we left right?
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>>545491
Yes.
>>545473
We hereby dub this initiative the
High Elf Magic Program or
>H.E.M.P
For short and tell them to start with divination to make it useful.
>>545493
Does it involve dildos or phallic objects in anyway?
(I'm onto you OP.)
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>>545473
Scout north.
Develop our trading card game into a full-fledged written language.
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>>545501
I'm surprised your team hasnt killed you.
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>>545495
What if we go scouting?
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>>545500
Mayyyyyybeee
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>545393
>>545412
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>>545495
perhaps we could improve our already great comedy skills and become edgy clowns, that was we can constantly insult Dragons and other races even better than that interpretive dance number?
also I will be going for a quick shower and other things just decide on your own for now if I am gone for a while
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>>545501
Kill Saitama
Scout north
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>>545473
Encrust our bronze equipment with enchanted jems as a amplifier for our magic leading to it being more powerfull and better control of the dire elmentals

Combine the storm spell with our citadels shielding leading to the mountain range being hazardous to non dragons
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>>545487
>>545513
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>>545506
Never worked before. Maybe use giant robot to scout since it is tall? Need to power it first.

>>545512
Alright. Improving our dance and comedies is good.
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>>545504
>>545513
>>Another Orc
>takes pandora's box instead of any other awesome gift
>stares at box
>opens box
>3 orcs ded & king chases orcs out of citadel
totally fine whatever
>>Me
>taps into weeb culture
>treats 3 orcs to a good time w/ the orc of their dreams
>messes up one scout roll
literally worse than hitler
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>>545520
You should prolly link that to OP, bud.
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>>545525
You are worse than hitler

>>545520
>>545513
>>545473
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>>545525
You got your forest nuked by us humans hahaha

Also weeb senpai got our Brock favor bonus stolen from us.


Weeaboos are killing us all.
>>545528
At least he isnt Horny Dragon with fake rolls.
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>>545530
...I'm pretty sure the humans did that, actually
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>>545531
Because of you stupidity they took the advantage.
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>>545534
Actually I think it was humans nuked forest then orcs atacked humans head on
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>>545531
Did we? You guys punched them away pretty good before.

Then you guys got silly. We got pumped.

We buuuurned you.
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>>545534
No respect for the one who actually saved the forest from being annihilated the FIRST time it was attacked by meteors?
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>>545545
The forest WAS annihilated the first time it was attacked by meteors.
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>>545547
Oh right.
The elves.
Hahahahaha.
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>>545545
Who was the orc that got us the awesome items? Then thanks to you, we lost our sword. Thanks.
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>>545547
Yea because DokOrk actually.
And orcs in general.
>>545549
Not that funny to the dead elves really.
Please stay away from our forests.
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>>545552
The one that was killing one of our pop every turn?
The one that the humans decided they didn't want, and broke into tiny pieces out of fear?>>545554
Hahahaha that's what makes it funny
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>>545473
Humans trade with the manlets; the power of knowledge! We trade our Jerky and Fishing w/ nets for their pipes and caravans.

Humans and skeletons practice their dancing, singing and comedy reutines. For the "best audience experience"
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>>545528
Saitama Orc as in the player or the character
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>>545556
Humans couldnt use it, plus it was useful to us. You fucked us over. You got us killed because you kept forgetting their defence buff and fucked us over.
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>>545562
ignore him he's joking
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>>545554
>>545556
This is why we must not allow any other races to associate or mingle with us. They're all pretentious assholes who are into weeb shit.
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>>545523
Cool maybe later we could send a group to the dragon's mountain to just set up camp and shout insults and Serve them with our sick dance moves
I kinda actually want to get a cold war type thing going on with them were we are constantly hostile towards each other but not actually at war or fighting
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>>545562
The player
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>>545564
Well, are the other orcs joking?
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>>545563
Their bonus was only 7 higher than ours.
Not exactly insurmountable.
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>>545572

Scout north
And develop a written language to call other people fagets with
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>>545565
Agreed.

We do not make them super swords and shit.

We should also make rapiers and get aura upgraded for super fast stabbing.
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>>545567
If your going to send a skeleton dance troup just to fuck with us I'm wondering if we could do the same with elementals just for fun and to try to outshow you humans.
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>>545575
so I drew this for nothing then
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>>545573
It was still a big ris you faggot
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>>545579
Save it for a hunting scene or killing an orc spy
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>>545116
>>545117
speaking of meta, how do dragons know of the second fortress?
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>>545583
They don't
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>>545580
You sound like you need a waifu
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>>545567
Oh. There will be fighting.

Soon.
>>545579
The death of Wanpanch would have been perfect.

But if NaP drew it, it's canon


RIP Orcs
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>>545581
What if Saitama Orc is a spy belonging to the king? Why else would he have done all the things he did.
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>>545584
I thought we'd be able to see the giant spike fortess of doom from our mountain view, Oh well.
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>>545585
Nigga there are no waifus.
And if there are any the king has them.
>>545588
Well then we have problems
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>>545588
Just as a hobby
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>>545578
we have the headstart with dancing, plus with your bad backs and ruptured behinds dancing well will be something hard to achieve
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>>545589
You need to at least spend an action looking outside first.
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>>545581
Ok emergency orc I have to do shit for an hour don't let Saitama fuck this up.
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>>545583
Technically no one knows about the Fortress.
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>>545593
Oh right, I just remembered were shutins just going for better and better magic to zap stuff with.
>>545592
Nah we wouldn't send dragons, we'd summon up elementals to go for us. Knowing you guys you'd toss rocks at one or try to make it commit suicide for shits and giggles.
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>>545600
>Knowing you guys you'd toss rocks at one or try to make it commit suicide for shits and giggles
You know me well, that was the entire purpose of a dance troupe to send to the dragon cave, I was hoping for more indirect kills through our superior cultural power
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>>545596
I can just imagine what the dragons reactions when they finally look outside, the elves old forest is now a massive Crater/lake and there is edgelord fortresses everywhere
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>>545609
Well its better to be passive about that. Sending anyone over would just get them instakilled
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And so

The barbarians improved their necro dance moves.

Using NecroTelepathy they traded instructions with manlets. They learned how to into pipes and caravans while manlets got to know how to make nets and jerky
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Elves spiked their own drinks while officially starting the High Elf Magic Program or
H.E.M.P for short. THe magic school will passively improve spells n shit
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>>545618
Oh shit. Pipes can be useful for a lot of stuff that I think barbarians would like. Pic related
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>>545618
>inb4 they make dildo props from pipes
>inb4 this is also used to insult dragons
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>>545630
You are the ONLY one that saw through my plan.
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THe orcs expanded their pic based trading cards into texts.

They also scout north, orcs roll 1d100 for results
1-9: oh shit nigger what are you doing
10-29: oh shit
30-69: jack shit
70-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter
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>>545629
OP do we get more passive pop growth now?
>>545630
Elves are the best race at partying.
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>>545630
>>545636
welp time to upgrade our slingshots into cannons
we just gotta find some sort of explosive force to launch it
I got it we could try to upgrade our fire fists into explosive fists and develop our own form of the falcon punch to use for it
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>545638
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>545638
Well I got one 90 time for another ohshitnigger
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>>545640
Yes
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>>545641
I want to create flaming metal slingshot ammo for our slingshot first.

Then i want to use one as a phylactery and hide it to keep our Lich revivable
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>>545643
Nice
Your ideas are still shit sometimes
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>>545629
>>545640
I thought it was going to be one massive mega-orgy that would increase our population by like 20. Oh well.

>>545643
>inb4 it's non-hostile female demons
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>>545645
And what benefits do we get from spiking our drinks?

More elves per turn and it lasts longer?
Also can we call elves the partying race?
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>>545649
Good ideas are overrated. Needs more moe.
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Orcs found some burried treasure. Take it Y/N?

>>545651
The elf pooped out per turn number is now 6. Lasts until turn 70
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>>545666
>Demonic trips
I have a bad feeling about this
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>>545666
Quickly look around to see if the owner is nearby.
If no, then take. If yes, then seduce.
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>>545670
c'maaan, it's totally safe
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>>545666
>+90 elves total in 15 turns.
We might just be the first to break 100 natural pop.
Now we just need to set up more settlements.
And make sure to do these orgies regularly.

And set up teleporting circles for transportation.
And telepathy for communication.
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>>545675
Investigate behind the sign
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>>545679
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>>545675
Rolling to seduce
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>>545690
I don't trust it.
Keep going north I guess
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>>545677
Expand the lake and make a settlement on the other side. Then we can use our boats to travel and communicate back and forth. It would save us the hassle of learning how to teleport.
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>>545696
>OP gives you evil box
>OPEN IT
>OP gives you free treasure
>I DONT TRUST THAT TREASURE
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>>545696
Orcs then found a plant that bears fruit.

They taste like chicken.
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>>545702
It's very hard to trust boxes these days
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>>545703
Look behind the tree
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>>545700
Yes but what happens when we expand even more.
Having a ton of guys in one place is really bad.
At some point fast and easy transport is gonna be needed.
Though not now.
Also we should get around to farming and stuff.
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>>545705
Whoops too late, mini adventure over.
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>>545708
:(
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>>545708
Well then at least we got another food source.
Does this help for popboost or not at all
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>>545712
There were waifus behind that tree
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>>545712
EMOTICON!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>545715
Orc attempts to seduce OP
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>>545718
For their insolence, orcs lost all their hair and snazzy border.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>545718
OP kills Wanpanch for herrisy
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>>545721
*Gasp*
The orcs now need to go on a quest to become weeboos again!
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>>545721
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE SNAZZY BORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
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>>545721
Hah. Waaayyyy better
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>>545706
Teleporting is too much of a burden. We've already spent multiple turns on divination and telekinesis. Meanwhile we already have the components need for boats and just have to learn to use them properly.
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Manlets move to another side of the country, where the grass is green and the ores are pretty. The lake next to their location is also useful for water and food, especially now that they've learned how to make nets from communicating with barbs through skeles
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>>545725
You caused this
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>>545730
Like I said.
Don't bother with it now.

We should remember it for much later if we last that long.
>>545731
OP how much did our forests grow.
Can we ask tree god for free shit since we planted so many?
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And now, another attempt to power up the ancient armor

roll 1d100
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>>545737
The black "fog of war" may actually be your entire forest, but invisible.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>545738
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>545740
Rolling to make that reality.

(Though I doubt I'll get a high roll)
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>545738
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>>545721
I am going to punch you in the dick OP
Nobody deserves this shit, attempted seduction or not
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>>545744
Nigga we can see your ID
Cmon man
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>>545737
I think expanding and having multiple settlements now is better. If you're worried about over population don't. I think that OP isn't keen enough to put in something like that
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>>545744
>That id
That explains him suddenly showing up to roll
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>>545741
>>545744
King Manlet

... just another Horny Dragon
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>545744
Making a toast in respect to OPs slaughter of all manlets.
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>>545752
>>545749
>>545753
In his defense there is no way to know for certain that he is samefagging.
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>>545744
>>545741
HERESY

Manlet pop is cut in half and the power needed is raised up to 300

Also no more gradients.
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>>545757
True. If you are mobile with no wifi and just happen to be in the same service area.... but the odds of that :/
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>>545760
well goys, I got greedy
the dragons must've rubbed off on me
I accept full blame for it
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>>545760
Well here comes another revolution and another king.
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>>545760
Oh. Culture doesnt include draggos anymore. They cut them off. No more hoard income
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>>545765
Don't forget they don't have any orcs with them now.
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>>545763
King Imp the I was quickly disposed of
>>545765
Good Eye
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>>545765
Thats partly why we advanced elementals so much so we can use them to mine as a replacement for gobbo income once cash becomes tight.
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>>545766
Oh now you remind me, man i'm forgetful when i'm sleepy
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>>545767
Hey, can the Manlets elect a Queen this time?
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>>545767
Well kings ded so manlets should get around to electing one before bloody infighting and chaos begins.
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>>545775
Ask the skeletal companions!
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>>545775
They can but you aint gonna be it mufugga
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>>545783
Since it seems no other gobbos are here to take up the mantle let chaos and senseless violence rule them!
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>>545787
well, that's pretty much it for the gobbos, since they'll have no players if that happens
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>>545782
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>>545783
>>545787
>>545789
King Skelegobbo when?
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>>545790
>>545791
I'll think about it.
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>>545790
>>545791
Beat me to it, OP.
>>545795
Sweet.
>>
Hey guys, how are things going?
Nobody touched the treasure I buried, right?
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>>545791
The barbarians plot to controll the manlets is slowly coming to fruition. If it pulls through it'll be quite funny
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>>545790
I think all the manlets should start killing each other and the survivor becomes king.
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As the manlets think about their political machinations. Let's move over to the dragons.

Using Holy Enchanted jewels to encrust their staves, the dragons increased their magical powers and ability.

They also cased Thunderstorm on the outside of the mountains. Now the place is covered in storms. Intruders won't...intrude so easily now.
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>>545799
You come here often, sweetheart?
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>>545813
Nigga stop trying to seduce everything before you get our pop cut ontop of our borders and hair
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>>545806
Doing good so far, so are we able to keep the dire elementals from resisting us now?
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>>545814
Sorry not sorry
also you are beautiful
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>>545822
Das gay
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>>545818
POssibly.

Also you ahve a sudden visitor
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>>545813
Yes actually.
>>545814
Come on, let him try.
It's so much fun on the other side.
>>
I'm up.
>>545798
Sorry about giant robot thingy not working
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>>545830
Oh shit... uh.... how are you on this fine day King in our humble citadel?
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>>545830
Dun dun dun
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>>545833
We made it work somehow. But i invented skelephones
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>>545836
"You know where the Orcs went? They disturbed my sleep last night and I must now murder them"
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>>545833
Our robot activates next turn. Wanna focus on pop? One motion to hunt, one motion to orgy for max growth?
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>>545838
Yeah I read the thread. Pretty helpful
what do next turn?
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>>545844
Make cannon barbarian paratroopers
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>>545840
They... uhh...... They ran off really fast sometime ago.... towards the demon pit.
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>>545841
>motion to orgy for max growth?
we are not filthy elves.
just hunt for skulls
maybe explore west to be aware of kingdom?
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>>545850
"You sure?"
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>>545852
Kingdom is East. And I dont wanna interact with it.
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>>545853
Its all we know King, we swear, demon pit is the only place north we know of.

Did I mention you have a very well groomed mustache today?
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>545806
I'll lend a roll for charging the small robot, so their turn can be finished.
It might be shit but better than nothing
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>>545861
Wat?
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>>545856
oh yeah, east. sleepy.
I always not to keen on wasting 2 actions on same thing.
we need to either turtle or go to an adventure of sorts
maybe go north to expand the map? I wonder if tomb was properly explored.
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>>545666
Yesyes
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>>545863
He cheated, so his rolls don't count and he died.
OP's words sounded like their turn was unfinished.
Choosing new leadership is matter for next turn
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>>545858
"Very well. But if I find out that you're lying, I'll come back and kill all of you. But leaving only one lone survivor, possibly a child, as a witness. Then I'll capture that dragon and force it into my service. So that its grudge can fester and grow, motivating it to get stronger so it can avenge your deaths. Then, when it's finally ready to assassinate me, I'll rip its head off"
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>>545871
And my respect for king grows.
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>>545866
fuck me, I mean south.
I'm not a morning person
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>>545866
It WAS explored by Orcs, but OP said no animals inside cuz we killed them. Cave in the North was also killed by us

Use a turn to make the robot hunt the mutants and kill them? Their bonus will fuck us tho.

If they die we can explore that area.

And we can teach ourselves explosive fire fists.
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>>545871
That just sounds edgy and pointless. I have no idea how this guy ever became king when he sounds autistic af.
>>
I am the inventor. I have redeemed my self many a times. Member when OP was deciding if the gobbos faction would be destroyed when all gobbos died. Then I made a sick rap and painted a baddass painting saving us all. Vote Imp Inventor for president.
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Turn...56, was it? YEs, 56.

Recaps, goe
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Goddamn it we're gonna have to move again.
I guess we should leave a note saying it wasn't on purpose.
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>>545884
hey you
you're the new King Gobbo
Until you die at least
take up the title nerdo
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>>545883
Wow. The Barbs are the only ones who hasn't insulted the King
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>>545883
Shut your mouth he could kill us all in an instant that's how he became king.
That and a sweet stache.
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>>545879
south, south, I mean south.
we really don't know what is there after all and we are closest to it.
hunting mutants is same as fierce beasts hunting - all we get is more skulls. But yeah, we need to use robot for hunting.

I wanna do something with rolls.
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>>545888
kewl.
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>>545887
RUN ORCS! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE DEMON PIT WILL ONLY SLOW HIM DOWN!
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>>545890
>>545891
I'm just calling it as I see it. If he's that insecure and can't handle that's his own fault.
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>>545893
I know you meant south. The orcs explored it and got the gem from it.
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>>545725
See this is the problem with weaboos they get too hyper and fuck everyone over
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>>545894
>>545886
Alright, archivist wanted us to get the Grand Temple dedicated to Kobold Goddess up and running.
We should start unpacking our caravan into an actual city. Let's setup some docks for fishing boats, and get to mining within the mines with our giant robot.
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>>545887
maybe he just wants to play a card game
>>545890
we just know what will happen thus we have an apathy to whole situation
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The King flicks a tiny stone in the general direction of the elves.

Elves roll 1d26
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So.

Action One: Set up base with sturdy walls and round the clock watch tower.

Action Two: Invent razors and shave this shitty hair off.

We are going to not be weeaboo. The Orcs already have that. The King may confuse us with them and kill us all. It is a very The King thing to do,
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Rolled 1 (1d26)

>>545897
Yea and it'll be our fault we're dead.
Insulting people that can obliterate you in an instant is top tier retarded.
Means jackshit if the insult is true.
>>545903
Nice job hemp.
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>>545902
> I must now murder them
Yeah I'm not running that risk
>>545903
Oh shit nigger
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Rolled 19 (1d26)

>>545903
What's this all about?
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>>545887
I say orcs pack up an leave again, head for water? If we can find any. Also hunt our blood god needs blood soon
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>>545899
but there is no map of it
did we actually used pipe for something? maybe make an actual pipe infrastructure for water and shit.
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>>545905
You always lived in caves. You dont know how to build walls or towers. We can trade tho.
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>>545905
>>545886
Alright, linking.
Do you mean setting up our lightning rod tower as a clock watch tower? We've got a solid base and within the tower we could have the armor to be charged.

>>545912
We've got stonemasonry and built the Citadel. We know how to build a lot of things.
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>>545909
Thats to see how many elves die.
>>545903
Please use my roll OP.

I don't want to get screwed cause of hemp.
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19 elves died due to mysterious circumstances
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>>545911
Make pipes and install them in our fortresses? Sure. What else? Hunt?
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>>545910
Blood is important but I was thinking dumber.
Have wanpanch check for spies before we leave.
Leave and head north again.
Leave a fake map for misdirection
Have the 5 orcs who died to jason count towards getting hair back
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>>545906
I didn't think it was an insult okay. It was meant to be constructive criticism for him personally and how he should interact with other people.
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>>545912
Then we spend one [i]action[/i] inventing them and placing them.

>>545914
No. I mean makes walls and towers. We can charge it right now with our magic. Lighting rod next turn.
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>>545914
OPs own words stated you can only make caves. You never lived in open fields. Humans have.
>>545917
Does their island crash down?
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>>545926
They never got a flying forest.
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>>545926
We aren't on a floating island.
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>>545917
welp
>>545918
yeah, I have no idea what bonus it'll give us tho
technically sanitary and aqueducs like that boost pop grow. but we don't have pop grow.
we can ask for brock to bring our boners back tho.
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>>545922
Doesn't mean shit.

King can interact however he damn well pleases.
He's king.

He's allowed to be as edgy a he wants cause he can follow through.
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>>545929
If we kill and use skulls the new pop will have boners. Its the currently living humans that have impotency.
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>>545925
Ah, so we're copying the Kingdom Humans
Hold on, OP
back in the deal, we had the diplomats with us, right?
They were gonna help us setup a new fortress.
>>545886
>>545926
You're helping us make a fortress, humans
>>542094
Here's the post
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>>545916
I'm may have been looking for an excuse to "screw over a team due to one player" as I feel elves is the only team that hasn't have that happened to them yet
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>>545886
Start having even greater and maybe Dire if they can control them elementals patrol the caves of the citadel to protect it from intruders while the weaker elementals gather loot thats in the stone.

Make a dedicated lab deep within the citadel for the seer and other dragon to practice and improve their magic.
I want to get that passive magic upgrading going.
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>>545919
Then how bout this we head north east and ask shaman to talk to God to see what we should do for our survival and salvation.
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>>545935
You need to give us zap in return. Its an exchange.
Unless you have something else you think is equal value. Also, we did a trade in our own turn last time. You can use a turn this time to trade. Fair is fair.
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>>545931
Anyways what should we do for this turn. 19 of our people just got killed by a mysterious pebble that came of nowhere. It might be a good idea to something like found a new forest or increase our water magic.
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>>545940
Northwest
We could use the sword as a barganing chip with orc god.
Or if we cant' we can use it with the giant robot north of the giant sword.
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>>545942
You never mentioned giving magic as part of that
It was a set deal that you have to follow through with
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>>545937
Then I gotta thank hemp for giving you an excuse to cripple our pop.

And it hasn't happened yet cause I try not to incite wrath by testing you.

Anyways how many magic will magic school upgrade and how often?
>>545943
We need material to mine and such.
Can't let transmutation go to waste.
And maybe a cast to make tools for mining.
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We should just learn to breathe in space and jump to the moon.
That's the only way to escape the King
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>>545952
One random one per 2 turns
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>>545951
I remembered incorrectly. I remembered it just now. Yes. The skeletons will help you. Sorry about that.

>>545929
Pipes get us closer to ColdGate.
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>>545958
How many turns will it take for the king to catch up with us.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>545961
Let's say whatever number I got
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>>545958
Can we upgrade the magic school to make the effects better?
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>>545934
oh yeah.
So
1st action : Using fresh pipe tech we got from manlets, we decided to put it in good use. Walking back and forth to leak/river got old instantly around 30-40 turns ago, you see. So we use pipes to bring fresh water right into our village. and use completely another pipe to send our shit completely other way out of the village.
Sa-ni-ta-ry hy-gie-ne thingy as our the smartest guy which is totally not King's spy called it.
2nd action : we hunt fierce beats, but not just hunt, we use all our available forces (robot, golems, nets to hinder movement) to clean area from mutations which were totally not caused by us. And gain skulls of course.

if you are ok with it, linking?
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>>545963
orcs b fuckt
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>>545957
>Teleports behind you
>Pssshh.... nothing personal Orc
I don't think that will work

>>545952
We can just mold and turn dirt into stuff like swords. Just dig up soil from the outskirts of the forest and use that. We'll get the material we need and add a defensive bonus.
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>>545963
Well that settles it, we running.
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>>545963
Oh shit dice god is aiding king in orc genocide.

Elves can drink to this.
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>>545963
>1 turn
woa

did not expect that

>>545964
Yeah
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>>545965
Alright. This is our turn. But OP didnt give us a recap post.
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>>545967
We don't know how to transmute things to metal.
We need to understand it remember?
And we don't know how to make basic tools.
>>545971
How we do it.
Do we just dedicate a turn to expanding the school and making it more efficient?
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>>545949
The sword was destroyed right or did I miss something
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>>545976
Well yeah, like upgrading anything else.
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>>545975
but he did >>545886
barb turn >>545965
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>>545977
There's a huge god sword more north of us.
But right now due to >>545963
We should run north and leave a fake map behind to the "Orc Promised Land"
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>>545977
The big sword. The one that we don't officially know about.
>>545963
OP plz stahp raping us
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>>545983
Ooh. It blended into the miniadventure
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>>545976
But we already have bows, a tool, and some pieces of metal from when we traded with the goblins.
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>>545985
Also to clarify the Orc promised land should be far south.
Far far south
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>>545991
We never traded with gobbos.
Only dragons and they gave us the random metal.
>>545992
Doesn't that mean king will come back and genocide the dragons?
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>>545997
I don't know anymore.
Basically the king wants everyone dead.
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>>545991
>>545997
Elves, if you wanna trade with us, just give us a mini forest and we'll give you a fuckton of tools.
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>>546003
I can't hear you. We would have to send a envoy to actually discover you first.
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>>546000
Ok do that then.
BRB dinner
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>>545997
Iirc we used sharpened rocks to try and kill the barbarians during that one raid. Also it would stand to reason that we would know how to use our arrows as stabbing objects.
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>>546015
That's still not a good tool for mining.
That doesn't even really count as a tool.

Basically we can't effectively build structure or mine or anything that mostly uses tools.
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>>545886
Leave a map pointing to the "Orc Promised Land" south of the abandoned tomb on the back write sorry.
Pack up camp and go north more.
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>>546021
We don't have to mine in order to get tools. I have no doubt that we could've learned how to make stuff like chisels from the beginning without needing metal. For our turn we may as well learn to make tools like hammers and shovels and for a cultural one use transmutation to turn them into metal to increase their effectiveness.
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>>546036
We still can't transmute shit to metal.
We need to either science our understanding of it or divinate the shit out of it.
>>545981
Can we transmute things to metal yet.
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>>546042
Yah need to analyze one of the random pieces of metal you ahve, then you can.
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>>546042
your name handle have been reset for quite awhile now
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>>546046
I know I've been commenting elsewhere and I'm probably lazier than OP
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>>546051
So for our turn I propose that we study the metal pieces we have and make tools like spades and mallets.
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>>546034
So we're pretending that the orcs went north, made a camp, then went really really far south?
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>>546056
Fine but we need to upgrade our magic school next turn.
And farming.
>>545886
Elves carve wood from fallen trees into wooden tools.

And we use our divination and stuff to understand the random metal.
(This'll identify so we know what kind of metal right?)
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>>546061
We held the map upside down while hunting for the promised land
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>>546063
Forgot name.
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>>546063
Again I'm skeptical to think that OP would take the time to consider and measure population growth and food growth. It makes more sense just for us to keep eating apples and stuff as the forest expands
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>>546072
OP gave manlets a pop boost when they invented farming and shit.
And after we challenged king a pop boost would be helpful.

Also you know OP is just waiting for pop to get big enough so that he can screw us cause food supply.
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Wait is the king Seriously loose in the land?
I think we may actually have to team up with dragon if this is the case, if we keep fighting each other he will just pick us off one by one
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>>546079
That will happen no matter what.
So no.
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>>546079
Yes
And I'm planning on making one of the ballsier plays of this quest if it all works out.
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If the King is by himself here then who's ruling his kingdom while he's away?
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>>546084
The Kingdom isn't populated by savages.
Besides he takes part in a barbarian genocide which turns into an alien genocide and then crashes the UFO back into his castle
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>>546082
I'm gonna say it.
Orcs should get demons.
It's fitting, considering that we're a race parallel to the humans, and they have an undead army.
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>>546079
Nothing can stop the king, at best he tolerates your existence like us. Unfortunately for you, your barbarians.
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>>546095
Meanwhile I'm thinking about giving the Elves wings and becoming angelic beings closer to (at least our) God.
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Wait, so what's exactly is the manlets' turn again?
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>>546107
Elves will only ever get things that are, or look like, dicks
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>>546111
>>546111
Create Walls and watch towers.

Invent razorz and cut off our shitty hair.
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>>546081
still him being loose is a huge gamechanger, we need to start turtleing like Hell to prepare for his coming
I say we make our liches phylactery a Gem or something Golden and then 'gift' it to the dragons, they are probably the safest place for it and their jew nature will prevent them from doing anything to harm it because of its value
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>>546112
I was going to get wings when we all got Christmas presents but I compromised in favor of transmutation. Starting to question that since we have to do other shit to get what was promised with transmutation.
>Transmutation will let you turn a material into whatever you want
>Wow slow down there you gotta learn and find some steel before you turn stuff into steel
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>>546122
>dragons want more magic
>God: gimme all ur tresure
>yeah okay w/e
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>>546122
>we need to start turtleing like Hell to prepare for his coming
that won't help
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>>546122

You dont pay attention thay all. They lose ALL their gold almost every 3 turns because they want something from draggo god who takes 70% of treasure. Not worth it.

That will fuck us. Now stop trying to be friends with dragons.
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In other news, the Human Grand tournament has finished and the Champion's soul was then put inside the Giant Golem. Animating it.
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>>546132
that will give it some boost, right? that it got champion there?
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>>546125
I think OP was trying to nerf us because once we get it we would just make a ton of it.

Also we could skip to steel age while manlets are stuck in bronze.

Also we can upgrade material to make it good shit.
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>>546135
I think yall wasted time doing that lol
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>>546126
>>546131
I forgot about that, mostly since they haven't dealt with their god in like forever
>>546130
we have to do something, the king is wandering about and its all the orcs fault, if he doesn't find the orcs where the dragons told him they went then he could come for them next for lieing to him then potentially us since we are the closest to the dragons
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The humans then set up a piping system for their water and waste. Hygiene n shit.

Now they use the Giant Golem to hunt for beasts
Roll 2d100 for type and number
1-79: Very Fierce BEasts
80-100: Fiercest beasts

>>546135
+80 is now....+84
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>>546143
We are also closer to the kingdom. Just let it go and don't say something stupid in or out of character or he will find you. And kill you.
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Rolled 280 (1d1002)

>>546149
rolling even though I am now officially in full panic mode at the king being loose
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Rolled 39, 87 = 126 (2d100)

>>546157
>>546157
fucked upt he roll
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>>546157
Don't say stupid shit and you won't get hit. Simple as that
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Rolled 37, 11 = 48 (2d100)

>>546157
Seriously! Stop being retarded! Go play for dragons if you wanna get analy raped.
Brock damn it. It's like having Senpai back.
>>546149
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Rolled 29, 18 = 47 (2d100)

>>546149
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>>546162
say the elves, 19 of whom got hit
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>>546167
If anything I and my actions saved the Elves from even greater destruction. OP was eventually going to smite us but I took off a lot of pressure. Also stop trying to seduce everything ya weirdo.
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>>546157
>>546163
Phew. I thought that was intentional
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>>546160
>0
>>546163
>3
>>546166
>6

Humans found 18 Dire Beavers.

Giant GOlem Bonus: 84

The beavers were promptly punched to death.
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>>546181
So sad
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>>546181
I thought we were hunting mutants. oh well.
beavers were probably evil mutants inside.
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>>546181
So much animal abuse.

So how many more hunting trips till nature strikes back?
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>>544885
Are. Are we still alive? I peeked down and I think people hate me now. Thread still going?
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>>546191
Thread still going
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Elves carved out some wooden tools from wood.

Their magic school also managed to improve Slight Divination into proper Divination and used it on one of their random pieces of metal and discovered it was....copper.

Elves can now transmute things that are not copper into copper
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>>546191
Yes.
We are probably not alive for long.
King's still coming.
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>>546195
We have copper at least.
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>>545228
Humans, or Gobbos. Humans had terrible rolls in the start of the game, then it was Elves, then us, then you guys so now it either goes back to Human or to Gobbos
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>>546195
>7 Elves go to 25 in one turn thanks to the sex drugs
>This continues for 14 more turns

This is probably going to be one of our trump cards. Would never give this to someone like the manlets,
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>>546196
More importantly, we lost our hair and snazzy border!
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>>546204
We can probably get those back via. Orc God.
Although we have other more moustached problems for now.
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>>545643
I just realized I had a question mark the entire time. Also, now that Saitama's back it seems we're getting high rolls again wooh.
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Orcs left a fake map for The King with a "Sorry" in the back and escaped to the North.

Now, it's a chance for the Orcs to save everyone
Roll 1d10
1: The King sees through ruse and pursues Orcs up North
2: The King heads down South to search for the Orcs. Finding none he kills everyone in a rage.
3: The King heads down South, then calls in his army to raze the land
4: The King goes and kills the Dragons for lying then heads home for supper
5: The King gets hungry and holds off the search so he can head home for brunch
6: The King falls for the ruse then heads south without murdering anybody
7: The King falls for the ruse then heads south but then gives up searching and goes home to wax his stache
8: The King sees through the ruse but accepts the Orcs' apology and goes home
9: The King sees through the ruse but accepts the Orcs' apology and goes home, but not before gifting the Orcs something for staying ahead of him
10: The King accepts the Orcs apology, then gifts all the tribes some things because he's amused for some reason

Highest last digit gets the pick
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>546215
WANPUNCH
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>>546204
>>546196
>>546211
>>546208
Since there's no coming back from this, I say let's just do something far out stupid and say.... challenge the King to a card game?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>546215
I'm very scared.
>>546218
SHIT NIGGA NO
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>>546202
at this point everyone is officially in endgame and noone might live long enough for that to happen
>>546218
PANIC MODE OFFICIALLY ENGAGED
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>>546215
>>546218
WE'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU DUMBASS WEEABOO
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>546218
SHIT NIGGA YOU FUCKED UP
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>>546220
>>546220
Good job
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>>546227
IT DOESNT COUNT THOUGH
WERE ALL DEAD
WEEB UP THERE GOT AN 8 AND I GOT A 0 AND DOK GOT A 6
WE ALL DEAD
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>>546226
OH FUCKING SHIT WILL HE ACCEPT? NaP PLEASE WE'RE ALREADY LOST OUR WEEB PRIDE
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>>546227
look at post with last digit
rip in pieces
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>>546231
NIGGA
THAT DOESN'T MATTER
YOUR DIGIT HAS TO BE HIGHER AND WE'RE ALL DYING
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>>546230
There's one final chance. DokOrc didn't reply to my post. He can roll one more time.
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>>546219
>>546226
Dockorc you fucked everyone by stealing that 9

Also
>listening to various Vidya music
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDuhSdtvhUY
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>>546231
I WILL NEVER LOSE MY WEEB PRIDE
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>>546215
>>546218
ALSO A LITTLE ITTY BITTY THING. 10 GOBBOS, KOBBOS AND IMPOS LEFT ON A CARAVAN. THEY ARE VERY FAR AWAY NOW AND NOT SOUTH OF THE KING.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>546215
>>546234
OH THANK GOD WE ALL PROB STILL DEAD THO
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>>546234
>>546231
DOK TIME THIS SHIT CAREFULLY
QST IS SLOW ENOUGH
>>546241
FUCK
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>>546241
SHIIIIIIIIIT FUCK DAMNIT WHY? WHY MUST FATE BE SO CRUEL?
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>>546241
>1
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>>546249
>>546241
ORCS WHY
WE'RE ALL DEAD
EVERY CIV IS DEAD
THIS CIV THING IS DEAD
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>>546241
>>546249
OP mercy.
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>>546249
You know what screw the running away.
Can we change course fast to intercept the king before he reaches the nothing?
We're gonna go fucking nuclear to save these tribes.
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>>546241
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>>546252
good old anticlimatic endings
munch munch munch
dried fish with jerky is sure nice
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>>546254
Fuck it, I'd rather not play than not see giant Golem Fights
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>>546249
Technically 0 is higher then 8 since its changeable and its further to the right on the keyboard then 8 so dog orcs roll should count. I took math in high school so I should know.
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TIME TO PANIC
I SAY WE BARBS GIVE EVERYONE METEORS AND WE COLLECTIVELY METEOR THE KINGDOM
>>546254
Do it
Brockspeed you Glorious bastards
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>546253
Actually didn't expect this to happen.

OP makes a mercy roll
1 - Nah
2 - Yah
3 - Nah
4 - Yah
5 - Nah
6 - Yah
>>546254
Yeah probably
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>546215
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>>546269
No mercy, No hope
Time to go nuclear.
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>>546269
rip
get that strawpoll ready
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>>546269
rip
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>>546269
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>>546269
Well damn.
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>>546269
rev up that strawpoll
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>546269
>1
PANIC ROLLING FOR MERCY

>>546271
>1
Nope, still fucked. Time to do the right thing and attack the king ourselves
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>>546269
GG everyone we all had a good run.
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>>546269
If we come up with a cool song will it make you and dice God happy enough not to destroy us all?
>>
Let's post all the good times we had before the thread ends. Like the time the Orcs went Jojo on the Humans
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>>546282
That's not the right thing! You want us to lose the game first?!
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>>546286
Right now our options are either save everyone by going nuclear or ending this shit early.
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>>546286
You don't want to be that guy right now Orc. Besides, chances are there's a pretty pretty very molecular chance than NaP makes the King spare us for bullshit reasons.
>>
chill out guys, have some jerky
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>>546284
Actually, if you managed a sweet group song where everyone joins in and sing. Maybe Dice God would find it in his cold, cold, cooooold, heart to give...another roll.


Either that or let everyone have one final epic battle to finally decide who was the strongest tribe.
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>>546293
There is no chilling when we're standing on the edge of the crater.
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>>546269
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>>546295
I'll start
Hi OP
Don't destroy all we've built
Else the orcs will carry eternal guilt
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>>546295
King please spare our ass don't smoke is like we're elven grass.
>>546304
My followup
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>546295
I kinda want final battle, but seeing that only we can provide music and choreography, I humbly propose for a Heavy Metal Rock concert to happen.
We also provide jerky and dried fish to audience, sadly no beer yet.
Re decorating arena for musical stage purposes
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>>546304
we've already fucked up
don't let this thread stop
we haven't even seen the elves do butt stuff
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>>546311
>>546295
Since barbarians actually have music we can provide pyrotechnics for the concert as our contribution to not dying.
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>>546320
>>546311
We can shoot blood out of our hands. That's metal right?
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>>546311
We have the beer and drugs.
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>>546320
Just use more lighting, we can deal with some fire and shit.
>>546322
yeah, will do, also bring that card game for past time in between songs
>>546323
real men don't do drugs. Just beer plz, without any weird additions.
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>>546316
Hear us all as we sing
To quell the fury of the king
It really is not a lie
I don't want us all to die
>>
I don't see manlets contributing anything
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>>546338
I say we and barbarians take their mech and use it as a punching bag for the king himself as their "contribution"
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>>546338
we can use them as punchline in our jokes
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>>546338
They can supply the guitars and lightning
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>>546338
I know we manlets are looked down on
But if you spare we'll mow your lawn
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>>546338
Manlets now is not the time to be jerking off
Do you want to save everyone or not
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>>546344
that was terrible
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>>546322
>>546331
Then the king comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHT
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>>546341
hey, stop that.
I wanna concert.
We will wrestle our mech with your mech with background music playing. For amusement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2wGznSHMU
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.Dice God sees your ID, Hemp Chewing Elf
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>>546338
GIANT ROBOT BATTLE
WE'LL DO IT
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>>546338
HEY HEY... Im here. i contribute to our cause!!!... a little....
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>>546357
You wanted a manlet to add to the song and a manlet did. Didn't specify if it had to be a manlet in game or real life

>>546360
You fucking ingame cunt
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>>546360
That will be main event, yes.
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>>546360
King!? is that you!?
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And so the concert effort to appease Dice God goes on.

There were much wailing, singing, rhyming, guitar solos, pyrotechnics, lightningbolts and confused yelling about giant robot battles
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So wait I lost track are we still planning on going nuclear or is that after this happens?
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>>546368
was jerky and dried fish liked among audience?
move onto main event plz
Manlets Robot vs Dragons Robot vs Skelle robot >>546364
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>>546370
You should base it on the outcome
We ain't out of the woods yet
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>>546370
We're convincing dice god to let you guys reroll.
>>546368
They enjoyed the non drugged beer right?
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>>546368
Dice God is thinking, he's thinking, thinking about if he should give a reroll on this roll >>546215 or not
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>546372
here is a bgm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0TiqIjF-uk
sing with me
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>>546365
yes, my son
I am currently under penance
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>>546378
HA HA
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>546378
And like with anything he's done, he rolls for it
1 - No
2 - Yes
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>>546378
well that's up to orcs to decide I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnZPEtz6i0c
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um... hello?
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>>546390
Time to go nuclaer
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>>546390
F
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>>546390
Wrap it up folks, better warm up that strawpoll.
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>>546392
fuck, sorry, my internet lagged out and nothing was being posted. is there a way to delete my messages?
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>>546390
REV
UP
THAT
STRAWPOLL
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>>546390
oh well, can we have our giant robot battle now?
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>>546390
You should do it
We would really love you
please reconsider
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>>546390
it was a good try
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>546390
Rolling to seduce dice god into rolling anyway
1 - ew
2 - gay
3 - no
4 - why
5 - kill everyone
6 - success
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>>546390
I think we should have a strawpoll
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>>546390
On so many levels.
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>>546404
wow, you almost redeemed yourself
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>>546390
Welp, Dice God is still a dick.

All teams have until the end of Next Turn to make final preparations
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>>546409
So what recaps now?
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>>546405
Hemp wanna levitate away now?
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>>546404
>>546409
OP plz
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>>546412
Gonna ahve to go through all that's left first. As a formality.

Like the fact that manlets built a wall and shaved their heads
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>>546409
>Pray for Hair Back/Or if we can't, pick up grass and use it as fake hair
>Go to the spot where we rused the King for one final stand
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Orcs you go nuclear
If that fails us Barbs will launch Meteors at his kingdom while he is away from it, if we can't save ourselves might as well put more fuel on the fire
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>>546419
we don't know where kingdom is.
we never made a contact with it
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>>546413
Personally I think we should just use all the drugs at our disposal and enjoy it. Also maybe use the Ents for once.
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>>546418
I was gonna say.
Infuse boars with bloodrage to go faster.
Rush down to the Promised Land
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And the dragons built a magic lab while having elementals patrol the halls
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might as well rev up that game over OST as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb932fxPeQs
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>>546409
>Pray for Hair Back/Or if we can't, pick up grass and use it as fake hair
>Go to the spot where we rused the King for one final stand. As in like every Orc left fuses their stands into one giant big stand.

Alternatively, Manlets use your fucking Kingdom Seal to distract the King and his men and to make sure no one's to defend the Kingdom when the Humans attack >>546419. Dragons have one dragon open up your portal to evil then port to the kingdom and pick off the stragglers from the meteor
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hey
we all need to group up
and get our mechs together
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>>546423
I don't want to give up and die.
And Ents not gonna stop him.

I wanna try and run at least.
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>>546431
...why? whats going on?
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>>546422
we ask the manlets
They know where it is
>>546429
yes, its all over now might as well go all out and unleash everything we all have
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>>546427
You have to have your final fight before you can say it's game over.

Also final orc fight music here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WpanumAXiI
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>>546429
And the snazzy borders
don't forget the snazzy borders
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>>546431
you know what - this.
I PROPOSE GATTAI THE GIANT ROBOTS.
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>>546434
End of the world, King is gonna kill every civ
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>>546432
Yeah. Make the forest float and get high. That's what we should do.
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>>546439
Unless he finds some orcs.
Then he can't get mad about not finding any orcs.
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>>546431
that too. But don't forget to open up the portal to evil as a last ditch attempt first. And there's just so many left plot lines I hope that they get followed up in the later NaP Adventures
>We will never get 5 Jason Resolution
>Will never see what's in the Hell Maw
>Will never know where door of ultimate evil goes to
>We will never know what that Magical Golem that the Manlets found does
>What the fuck was up with Fred's horn?
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AND NOW THE FINAL(?) TURN

Make us of your time

Upgrade everything you can.

After this the King will capture all of you and force a 4 way fight to the death.
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Well I think this is simple.
We have to reach the Promised land before he does.
And then we have to die fighting.
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>>546447

>4 Way
>4
B-but t-there's 5 of us.... are Orcs already dead?

>Anyway, ask Orc God to bring back all his blessings for one last ditch attempt to fuck up the king

>Go to the spot in the fake map and ambush the King when he arrives
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>>546447
Go to the "Promised Land"
Host trading card game tournament. King is invited, if he wants.
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OP is probably going to retcon this tomorrow
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>>546456
>>546457
Niggas don't confirm without discussion.
This is IT.
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>>546457
I want to challenge you to a roll off but you always get high rolls its insane
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Humans ask manlets where kingsom is and launch a full fledged attack it while he is away?
I particularly liked this orcs >>546429 plan
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use skulls to POP or new magic?
make even bigger metal sword for our giant robot?
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>>546439
King... i want you to know.... it was an honor to serve under your reign while it lasted.

We should set up a stairway up our walls so we can place archers up there

tech: pray to every god to keep all our civs safe.
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>>546456
Since Elves and Orcs don't ahve giant robots they're made into a team to combine bonuses
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>>546447
>Elves have a sweet group smoke session to give them determination and maybe aid in their magic escape

>Lift our forest and beer lake and float west into the clouds we hiding now.
>>546456
We're running.
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>>546447
Make the forest levitate and shit. Once we're in the air we'll get high,
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>>546463
considering each civ have king spies, we won't be able to do that.
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>>546447
Action: We're gonna combine our mechs with the dragon and human mechs. USING OUR DRILL TO INTERFACE WITH THE OTHER MECHS
Tech: WE CREATE A SET OF SUNGLASSES TO GO OVER THE FACE OF OUR MECH, IT'LL BE MADE OUT OF THE RAREST METALS
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>>546460
>>546457

Okay I think this is the most we probably can do

>Pray to Orc God to give us back all the blessings and orcs we lost in exchange for attempt of fucking up the king

>Go to the spot where we rused the King for one final stand. As in like every Orc left fuses their stands into one giant big stand to fuck him up

Fuck it, do any of the Orcs want to take place in the Tournament? We're dead meat there even with the Elves. I'd rather die fighting the King.
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>>546463
>>546474
Psst, hey, fuccbois, you two should hide that Lich's phylactery.
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>>546447
Go the final step in elemental summoning and try to raise the very mountains themselves as elementals

Ask dragon god for the superdragon spell and giant holy sword for the mech, as superdragons our power should be great enough to control the mountains.
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Okay nuclear orc discussion here.
We clearly have to reach the promised land before the king.
I'm thinking we buff the boars with blood magic so they can run faster.
>>546478
We go out fighting the way god wills it.
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>>546477
>Action: We're gonna combine our mechs with the dragon and human mechs. USING OUR DRILL TO INTERFACE WITH THE OTHER MECHS
via our free talk action, humans are ok with that.
dunno how you get dragons to listen tho.
>>546480
Hat guy didn't throw it down the lake? goddamit.
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Why don't the dragons finally unleash that ancient horror thing that they've been keeping for a while now?
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I have caught up in time to suggest my life saving plan!
Orcs should rush to their promised land and set up a giant banquet as a sorry for waking you up for the king and say you're glad he found you're note
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>>546484
well, I'm sure the dragons will agree
otherwise there's no way
HOLD ON
ONCE WE COMBINE OUR MECHS, WE SHOULD GO FOR THE GOD SWORD THAT'S NORTH OF THE MAP
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>>546482
It's the final turn, I don't think we are gonna make it
I say we use what we got pray to God and ask for the best buff we can get because we are going into our bloodiest fight ever.
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>>546482
Yeah that's good too so.

>Ask god for fuckton of blessings as we march to our death (Buffing the Boar Mounts included)

>Rush to the spot where we rused the King for one final stand. As in like every Orc left fuses their stands into one giant big stand to fuck him up

>>546474
We don't. Well I think we no longer don't
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>>546484
Did he? I haven't paid attention all too well.
Too busy preparing for all the new souls that will be coming to hell.
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>>546484
Don't confirm nigga, we haven't even discussed possibilities
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>>546491
I already know the king will just btfo it.
>>546494
We have no way to communicate about it, and the god sword is bigger than mountains
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>>546502
we have to at least give it a try
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>>546502
>I already know the king will just btfo it.
Yeah but we need to see it like when we opened that Mystery Box
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>>546500
>>546484
nevermind I am retarded and was distracted, thought you responded to OP
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>>546494
>ONCE WE COMBINE OUR MECHS, WE SHOULD GO FOR THE GOD SWORD THAT'S NORTH OF THE MAP
let dragon fetch it, they are fastest. if not we create sword
>>546499
scrolled up, he didn't. nobody even decided what phylactery is.
>>546500
I don't yet.
I guess making lich's phylactery as regular rock and toss it down the lake is one tech.
next is either more human pop, or magic or new sword for giant robot.
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>>546512
You guys should do that then.
Maybe throw it into the Hell Maw.
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>>546518
I honor hat guy wishes
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>>546522
>Phylactery gets eroded from lake water
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>>546506
Alright fine then even though it'll probably kill the dragons before the fight starts.
>>546447
Change of plan

Ask dragon god for the superdragon spell and giant holy sword for the mech.

Proceed to release the ancient evil in exchange that it aids us in the coming massive battle
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>>546512
we should hide phylactery, then we use all our meteor metal and existing fortresses to fortify Golem into a massive mobile fortress/armour for it
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>>546505
or instead of making sunglasses you use second action for combined mech to go and grab that sword
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>>546498
>>546496
So ask Orc God for some final buffs in our suicide mission
And rush to the Promised Land

Sound good for going nuclear?
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>>546447
>>546527
shit do over
Tech: WE'LL COMBINE ALL THE MECHS, USING THE OUR GOLEM'S NATURAL POWER, THE DRILL TO INTERFACE WITH THE OTHER MECHS
ACTION: WE'RE GONNA GRAB THAT GOD SWORD TO THE NORTH OF THE MAP WITH OUR COMBO MECH
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>>546524
we can assign phylactery to any item, rocks don't erode
>>546526
huh, that actually decent idea. But other way around.
we transform our two fortesses into golems. I mean everything in the place anyway. golems consist of rocks and bones and our towns consist of the same.
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>>546530
Yep let's do it.
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>these fags talking about grabbing the god sword with a combined mechgolem
>when nobody's even seen it in-game yet
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>>546447
Do over

>Ask god for fuckton of blessings as we march to our death (Buffing the Boar Mounts included). Justify by saying this will be our bloodiest fight ever

>Rush to the spot where we rused the King for one final stand. As in like every Orc left fuses their stands into one giant big stand to fuck him up

>>546537
Literally everyone has metagamed so it doesn't matter.
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>>546537
IT'S WORTH A FUCKING SHOT
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>>546537
worth a try
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>>546538
>>546539
>>546540
You're all gonna die
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>>546542
and you elves are faggots
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>>546532
So hide Phylactery and convert Fortresses into Bone Golems since that is one of their main building materials
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>>546545
don't elves live in trees too?
it's a double entendre
they're a bunch of twigs
lmao
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>>546538
Last turn so at least that's what every one wants to do.
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so yeah, barbarian turn.
1st action: we assign lich's phylactery to regular rock, and toss it in the middle of the lake.
2nd action: sensing impending doom, we decided that we need the most firepower we can have. We using all resources whatever costly they are (lives, skulls, mounts, food) to animate both of our fortress and reshape them in humanoid form. While all population will be living on/in them we macross now

Few best rock musicants play this in background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXR-OXOGOHI
also lending our giant robot to manlets for gattai purposes
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>>546466
i, Kobbo Engineer, am not one for praying... but dear gods, hear my prayer, and help us in our time of need. We may not be the largest or the smartest or the strongest of races, and we may not have seen eye to eye, but if you do not help, no one will be left for you to rule over, so i pray and pray and pray you help us so we may live for your glory. help us and let us use thy sword and embew it with your power.
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>>546546
see this. you ok with it? It won't be just bone golems, we mostly used rocks. So it'll be both. Combined material
>>546552
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>>546554
Yeah its good and If we are lucky the king might get lost or distracted on his way to the orcs false promised land and that might give us a precious few more turns to fortify them and other things even more
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>>546447
linking turn >>546552

>>546555
we'll see
I'm not going down without a fight, no matter the odds
steel beowulf starts playing
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>>546556
When we fight the king I really hope OP does a pic of The king just staring down a massive army of Humans, skeletons, Walking fortresses, Golems, our giant robot

If we get a next turn we should ask our god Brock for shit, we could tell him that we face impending Doom and tell him that if We win we be giving give him the skull of one of the most powerful beings on the planet
Also the song you posted officially has me HYPE
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wow this is alot of robutts to draw
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>>546572
Bet you can't sneak a devil in there, OP.
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>>546572
more the merrier
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>>546572
you can do it, OP
we believe in you
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>>546572
what do you expect, everyone (myself included) is in full PANIC mode preparing to attempt to fight a bloodthirty walking deus ex machina
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>>546586
Well I mean we're in full suicide rush mode in order to try and save the faggots who nuked us and kicked us out into a Jason.
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>>546586
you at least read Canon thread, should get used to it already
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>>546589
>>546590
yeah, though I hope OP lets us roll to fight the king, even if it ends up requiring a natural 100 to do, even if it was with Massive losses it would be the grandest thing ever if we somehow manage to barely beat the king and create a Time paradox
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Alright, let's get this anticlimax rolling.

Barbarians sends their mech over to the gobs for a secret mission.

Then they made a small rock into The Lich's phylactery and threw it down the crater lake.

THEN they used all their powers of Bone Shaper to trans form their fortresses of Rock, Metal and Bones into 2 Giant Bone Golems.
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>>546598
>Beat the king
>Create a time paradox
>The gods themselves come down to kick your asses for fucking everything up
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>>546600
that's pretty badass, humans
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>>546600
Totally not evil giant robots
>>546604
in time of need - giant robots
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The Elven Magic school finally perfected Telekinesis. It was then mass casted to lift the main forest and the beer lake into the air.

Then the elves got high.

Figuratively and literally
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>>546600
I wish the humans and others the best of luck and hope tree god gives them alla minor buff.
>>546607
We're just leaving.
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>>546607
>everyone working together with common goal in mind
>elves just leaving
I expected nothing and still disappointed in you. Paladad was right, faggots need to be cleansed.
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Orcs asked for one final huge blessing then combined all their powers into one Giant Manifestation of the Orc Spirit.

Then the tribe rushes towards the King.

Roll 1d100 if they make it there before he does
1-9: they trip
10-50: Nope
60-89: Arrive at the same time as he does
90-100: Yes
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>>546610
mmm... tallest race is the most assholiest.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>546610
Never trust knife ears
>>546612
I NEED THIS ROLL
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>546612
Well Boyz it's been fun
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>>546612
what happens between 50 and 60?
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>>546610
I doubt we'd provide any good buffs anyways.
>>546615
We've been screwed everytime we ally with others.

Why are you surprised.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>546612
Sigh
*rolls*
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>>546617
>>546612
It rounds up?
Please.
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quick, everyone post the song or whatever you are currently listening to.
I wanna see what other people are using to Get hyped for the Anti-climax
This is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7a0hekanG8
>>546615
>>546616
welp
>>546617
maybe, they arrive shortly after he does?
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>>546617
50 was meant to be 59, But since I made a mistake, let's say it's the same result as 60-89
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>>546617
maybe OP rolls again
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>>546621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nozeAVpb4wk
Or any Yakuza other song, I can't decide right now.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>546612
oh shit arrived just in time
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>>546618
>We've been screwed everytime we ally with others.
shit excuse
we've been in war with every tribe for 90% of turns
yet still helping them out, not to mention concert we threw.
>I doubt we'd provide any good buffs anyways.
>inb4 we lose cause of missing +1 buff
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>>546623
Why thank you op
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>>546612
>>546623
aw shit nigga
it's about to get real
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>>546623
Well here we go
It's time to go nuclear
Thanks
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>>546615
>>546616
>>546626
>All these dubs roll
Saitama I hope you better fucking get your high rolls ready. King is gonna be a fucking beast.
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>>546631
We've already won.
He found the orcs and therefore can't kill everyone in a rage.
Also I don't think we've ever seen the king in rage mode.
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>>546629
>>546623
if we somehow avoid impending DOOM than I will be a little disappointing, keeping all this hype I have without letting it get released properly is bad my sanity
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>>546633
He's gonna fuck us up dude. The king is a creature not of this world.
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>>546636
I know.
This is our sacrifice for all the other tribes.
Also because we had to go big or go die quietly.
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>>546633
Yeah I know. It was fun while it lasted. Wonder what'll happen once the king sates his anger of orcs and all the other tribes are just left with a giant huge gattai and a sudden truce thanks to metagame? Fuck up elves for hiding away right? Why are they even attempting to hide? They've already got a King's spy in their ranks
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>>546635
unclimatic endings is the thing which happens
don't hype up
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>>546637
Sucks we are the first to go, I wanted to win this one.
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Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>546615
AND SO, THE ORCS ARRIVED JUST IN TIME! NOW THEY DO BATTLE WITH THE KING!

Orcs Bonus:
Giant Spirit +90

King Bonus:
Disdain for savages: -50 to all opposition rolls
Kinda sorta not into it: +100
Canon Character: Don't die so easily

Orcs Roll 1d100

King rolls....1d50 because he thinks Orcs aren't worth it right about now
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>546640
We'll probably be going with the biggest bang.
>>546642
Half as long
Twice as bright
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>>546639
I am hyped the fight the king, it doesn't matter if we get insta-rekt as long as we fight him
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>546642
Nice to meet you king, sorry for waking you up, but since apologies are not what you seek, we dine in warrior blood!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>546640
Yeah, what are the chances that NaP ever does something like this again except in the Wasteland setting? (That was a pretty fun adventure)

>>546642
ROLLING. We probably need to roll around 88+ to even have a chance of living past this first encounter
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>>546642
>>546643
ORCS, YOU NEED TO ROLL 88 OR HIGHER
COME ON
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>>546643
>>546645
>>546646
>There's still a -50
Looks like it's all on Saitama now.
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>>546644
we might not end fighting him at all to be as anticlimactic as possible
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Did the dragons lock in opening the door to evil? Because you know... once the King leaves after killing us.... you're stuck with that.
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>>546643
112
>>546642
127

Yeah this is over
UNLESS WE CAN GET EVEN MORE ANGRY
Nah It's over
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The one time the other orcs need him to roll, Saitama doesn't appear
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>>546652
c'mon let's just wait a bit more pls.
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>>546652
It's how it goes.
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>>546652
Yeah he was the double agent
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Saitama, stop jerking off your race needs you
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>>546652
What about our items op did they get counted??
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>>546652
Also dumb question shouldn't we have overwhelming numbers?
I know it's the king but even he can't attack 20 people at once.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

Welp. Farewell fellow Orcs

>>546659
What items? We lost the sword and the Helmet's only good for seeing thru illusions now.
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>>546659
The only item you ahve left is the helmet that sess through illusions
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>>546662
WAIT. THE POWER GEM!
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>>546662
What happened to our gem?
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>>546662
>king is actually an illusion
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>546642
FUCK IT LET'S GO
WHETHER OR NOT THIS GETS COUNTED I DON'T CARE
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>546642
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>>546660
First, Overwhelming numbers only count when it's a 50+ difference.

Second, the King don't care about that
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>>546667
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT LITERALLY JUST 4 MORE.
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>>546667
SHIT NIGGA WE TIED
Hopefully
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>>546662
WHat about the gem?
Whoever has that, if the king still feels like going on a murder spree after murdering the orcs, give it us
If we power up our meteor to use on the king with it we might stand a chance
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>>546667
heeey, you made it
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>>546667
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
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>>546667
>>546662
OH FUCK
THAT'S ENOUGH TO TIE
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>>546664
It got counted and other stuff, but fuck that, check this eighty ffour >>546667
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>>546667
There he is. I swear if you were eating pockey I'll fucking murder you
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>>546668
Fair enough.
May as well keep asking dumb questions.
Is the current spirit orc multiplied by the gem or nah?
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>>546667
Well nevermind, someone beat me so I guess it doesn't matter anyways.
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>>546678
WHOOPS NEVERMIND
>>546675


Fucking post timers
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>>546675
Saw it, the fucker is going fI'll weaboo on us.
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>>546667
>One Punch plays in the background
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

POWAAAAAAAAH
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>>546667
THE ORC SPIRIT MANAGED TO HOLD ITS OWN AGAINST THE KING! NOW THEY'RE LOCKED IN BATTLE!

A BATTLE THAT CAN BE SEEN BY MANY.

Which means that at the end of this turn other races can choose to join in.
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>>546683
ive been waiting for this moment...
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>>546684
WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN
LET'S FUCKING DO IT
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After recieving the Giant Golem from the Humans, the manlets then have it and their own combine into one giant whateverthefug
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>>546684
>Which means that at the end of this turn other races can choose to join in.
Holy shit, this is gonna get cuhrayzee.
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>>546684
QUICK OTHER RACES. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. YOU GOTTA FUSE YOUR GIANT GOLEMS WITH THE ORC SPIRIT MANIFESTATION OR SOME SHIT. YOU CAN EVEN BRING YOUR FUCKING NON-POWERED GOLEM GOBBOS. WHO KNOWS WHAT CAN HAPPEN?
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>>546684
>Which means that at the end of this turn other races can choose to join in
YES YES YES
I must have this, Solid DO you wanna join in? I really wanna join in. we have to join in
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Alright folks
the time has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yabm7i-O4g
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>>546687
GATTAI!
UTTOROMAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywc2hiMZ08I
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>>546687
Then they head NORTH! TO TAKE THE GOD BLAAAADE.

But then.

What blade?
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>>546684
We're joining.

We're gonna have smiling one. The king and queen. And the priestess and her sister form a super great god monster and add aura.
And we're helping the orcs.
Their heroic aura inspired us.
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>>546686
GUYS! WE SHOULD DO LIKE IN NARUTO! (yes im slightly a weeb)
And have the orc spirit combine with our mech, like the ninetails and sauskes spirit!
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>>546696
If the Orc Spirit survives till you arrive then we totally should.
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>>546693
oh fuck
OH FUCK WHAT A TWEEST
WHAT A TWIIIIIIIIST
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>>546690
Don't ask stupid questions, Canon.
I've lived for this moment.
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>>546693
You bastard,
all well the triple golem will help in the final fight a little bit
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>>546693
TOLD YOU FAGS
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Meanwhile, Dragons sacrificed their Hoard to gain a amgical flaming blade for their Golem
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>>546693
PULL IT OUT ANYWAY
SOMEONE JAMMED IT IN HILT FIRST
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>>546702
hey OP, I thought we were gonna combine all the mechs
>>
OP, we can do one action before joining the fight or that will be our only action possible at this moment?
Or fight starts RIGHT after end of the turn, not on the next turn?
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>>546693
>>546702
>>546703
HOLD ON, OP
SOMEONE JAMMED THE HILT INTO THE EARTH
THAT COULD STILL BE THE BLADE
WE'RE GONNA PULL THAT FUCKING SWORD OUT LIKE EXCALIBUR
FUCKING DO IT
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>>546707
Nah it's a rock

>>546705
Manlets had not way to communicate with drags ingame.

BUt you can combine all mechs + the two human golems in the final decision. IF all parties give consent.
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>>546702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajreyMZ4Y1w
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>>546707
>>546702
yes pull that 'rock' of the ground, even if its still just a rock we can slam dunk it straight onto the kings head
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>>546702
https://youtu.be/DlhtVgB7QuY
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>>546710
>>546689
FUCK
ORCS, HUMANS, DRAGONS, ELVES, MANLETS
WE NEED TO COMBINE OUR FIGHTING SPIRIT INTO ONE
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>>546712
Sometimes a rock.

Is jsut a rock
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>>546701
Told us what?
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>>546715
Elves already fucked off.
They aren't ballsy enough to drop the island on the king's head
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>>546715
We in.

"Tree Titan" is ready.
>>546716
OP we elves are gonna prep our giant titan.
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>>546716
then looks like were slam dunking it straight onto the king
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>>546717
>>546537
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>>546716
that will be our throwing smash weapon
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>>546718
Elves are always the puss race.>>546718
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>>546716
So, I get all their souls, right?
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Oh and on the matter of the Door of Ancient Evil

"Dude let me out I'll totally help you with your battle of whatever"
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>>546725
>it's the king's father who is himself a lich
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>>546724
YOu get nothing because you're a lurker, not a player.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>546725
DON'T DO IT
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>>546725
>it's actually Greg with the skelecrew
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>>546725
no
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>>546725
Do it dragons, we might as well find out what it is,
Though it will probably be a bunny or something weak
or kill you all
>>
>>546725
What happened to the Seer and his Apprentice first?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>546732
no
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>>546728
What are you talking about? I'm totally a player.
Might need to get your eyesight checked OP.
>>
>>546731
"Oh okay. Bye"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>546735
>>546731
were all fucked and gonna die anyway, may as well find out what it is
>>
>>546733
They ded
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>>546738
Then what tribe be you?
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>>546730
Oh if that's them then we have to let them out
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>>546740
don't listen to him dragons
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>>546743
They have to get the secret question right then.
Who was a mistake?
>>
>>546745
>inb4 the ancient evil manages to just guess the right answer
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>>546725
Yo Alright, you'll probably try to eat us but if you want the best soul go for the king first. Going by canon we'll all die anyways including you.
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>>546747
THEN YOU ASK IT MULTIPLE QUESTIONS
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>>546748
Nooooooooooooooooooo
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>>546744
just put it this way, we already have the king against us OP would have to be a massive asshole to make the evil fight us as well
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>>546748
"Didn't that other dragon said no? I'm sensing conflict here"
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>>546751
that what he does
stop being new
we yet to do anything against king, gotta switch target to ancient evil instead
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>>546751
but OP is a massive asshole
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>>546751
>>546753
Ask him the secret question.
>>546745
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>>546753
Nah he's just sorta there, now lets open that door up and probably die! Quicky before he objects!
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>>546754
>>546756
Fine then you niggas
but if that door isn't opened than it has to be the subject of another Adventure, I must find out what it is
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>>546753
>>546758
WAIT, I OBJECT
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>>546756
You fool you want to jinx us any further!
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>>546761
>>546758
>>546753
HOLD ON HE'S A TEMPORARY DRAGON
COULD THAT BE THE HUMAN SPY?
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>>546758
>can't even fight for his own life
>just using fuck everything option in panic
fucking wuss, chicken brain
>>546760
we can have adventure in some time of this world later, calm yo tits
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>>546763
n...no, I'm totally a dragon
I swear
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>>546742
Totally a barb. See that pic of me? I got a skull hat. Just like a barb.
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>>546767
For a barb you got some pretty funky hair, I don't berieve you
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>>546766
>>546767
>>546764
THIS IS NO TIME, IM UP HERE ON THE WALL, PREPPING FOR THIS SHIT STORM, AND YOUR ARGUING. SHUT UP AND BRACE FOR IMPACT.
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>>546766
All this distrust aint helathy
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>>546772
OH FUG
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>>546772
Oh hey it's Greg's Mom.
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>>546772
Who the fuck left the door unlocked?
>>
>>546772
welp
does king senses that?
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>>546772
SLAM THAT DOOR
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>>546772
OH SHIT HOODED SKULL
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>>546772
Yo wassup, you ready to head out and totally not die or you gonna eat us and go back on your word like a dick?
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>>546777
>777
SLAM IT TIGHT
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>>546772
is it gonna help in fighting the king
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>>546775
"Wasn't me!" said a mushroom
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>>546782
>>546777
I FUCKING KNEW IT
YOU'RE THE SPY
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>>546781
last time this shit happened nothing good come out of that
KILL THAT THING
FASTER
>>
>>546782
Can someone roast that mushroom please?
>>
I still seriously think it's Greg's Mom.
It all depends if the hood isn't a hood but is hair instead.
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>>546782
>>546785
hey, that looks like a shroom to us
time to cook
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>>546783
"THAT'S RIGHT! THAT DRAGON IS A TRAITOR!"

Yelled a pebble
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>>546782
Can i offer myself for its vessel?

All these races are assholes and i want to rebuild this world from the bottom up with death as its master.

Also, as much as i love my fellow manlets and dragons, they need to agree on stuff more often and stop FIGHTING!
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>>546782
Think the king is gonna find this dude more intersting than us?
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>>546788
Throw that pebble out of the citadel.
From the roof.
>>
it's fucking eastern kingdom I tell ya. or king's spies. weird, I doubt king would order to open the door.
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>>546768
What hair?
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>>546788
Say the spy is stupid and his clothes are stupid. That will reveal his true colors
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>>546788
Alright well looks like you fellows have this under control, I'm going to sleep and I'll see how we probably died in the morning.
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>>546788
Is the door a spy too ?
Is it a clever plot to make us open it ?
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>>546788
Is the king even alive anymore, or did he die waiting for us?
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>>546795
"INDEED! YOU GO DO THAT WHILE I, A PUDDLE AND TOTALLY NOT A KINGDOM SPY THAT'S ALSO SECRETLY A CULTIST PLOTTING TO OVERTHROW THE KING, TRANSPORT THIS TOTALLY NOT RECENTLY RELEASED ANCIENT EVIL TO THE TOTALLY NOT CULTIST BASE"
>>
>>546801
behind you, puddle
>>
>>546801
Hmmm....
This puddle sounds legit.

Carry on then.
>>
>>546801
Oh shit it is Greg's Mom.
And I'm a dumbass who just likes spotting returning characters
>>
>>546800
Nope, but we stood our ground.
>>
>>546801
Head for the king/orc battle asap
Maybe we can buy earn our survival with this precious information ?
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>>546801
WAIT... your over throwing the king? ok then, have fun. im not gana stop you.
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ANYWAY.

FINAL RECAP, BEFORE THE MOST DEFINITELY FINALEST OF BATTLES.

Aside from the Orcs who are fighting anyway, what do the others do?

A. Join the Fight
B. Run Away like a beeetch
C. Surrender and hopes to join the Kingdom
>>
>>546801
Hurry up and get out of here you puddle.
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>>546809
A.
JOIN THE FIGHT
COMBINE OUR MECH WITH THE DRAGON'S MECH
PUT ALL OF OUR FIGHTING SPIRITS TOGETHER!
>>
>>546809
Fight, Fight Fight
>>
>>546809
Aww he got my note
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>546809
This is our destiny.
A

boss theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HcfmPAxCY
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>>546812
A.
oh, and can i manifest with the evil spirit for good measure?

oh and cause death above all else.
>>
>>546809
A.
Join the totally not hopeless fight!
Combine the mechs too, that will surely work.
In fact, let's try and combine all our top tier stuff.
>>
>>546812
So you want an alliance after abandonning us a few turns back ?
That'll cost you a gorillon shekels
>>546809
Also do this >>546806
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>>546809
>A
Smiling one,elven king and elven queen,divine priestess and her sister form voltron to make a giant tree titan. While elves enchant that shit with aura because it looks cool and stuff and a bunch of other stuff so it can cast magic.

And let's see if we can combine it with other mecha.
We're going all out.
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>>546821
Okay so the elves basically turned into a giant ent to join the battle
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>>546819
do it, chicken brains
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>>546822
how did you draw that so fast?
>>
>>546822
Use our projection magic to make a giant sword
Then lets go.
Let's do this.
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>>546822
Giant ent, mech, and spirit combining. damn right.
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>>546825
He's really good at what he does.
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OPERATION SRW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV_k3eLIh00
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>>546825
I secretly drew that the moment some elf mentioned tree titan a few posts back.

The spy shenanigans were a cover
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>>546822
Wow so we got Golems, Ents, Undead Golems, and a giant Spirit Orc.
Today is a good day to die.
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>>546819
Well we should also prepare ourselves if the king isn't in a good mood for negociations
We should try to animate the moutain and head toward the battle
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>>546834
We are past the point of negotiations.
The only talking that will be done is in the crater after we all die to bad rolls
>>
>>546831
yeah ifwhen we lose I want OP to retcon and make this this fight new version of the war where the king wiped out the barbarians in that barbarians quest or whatever it was called
>>
So, combine or nah?
>>
>>546837
yes, combine
everything
EVERYTHING
GATTAI
>>
>>546837
Yes, lets get this shit rolling
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>546837
gattai all the things
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>>546837
ye combine
>>
>>546837
Combine.
Let's use our projection magic and the aura to add to manlets drill and dragons sword.
We're going all in.
>>
>>546837
Draw faster man!
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>>546843
Dont' rush him otherwise we won't get something really good
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>>546837
Yes.

https://youtu.be/EHOPTVBFpgM
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>>546844
I can only retain this erecting for so long!
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*boss intro*
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>>546850
Neato
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>>546850
Oh shit, how we gonna decide actions and rolls now? Everyone rolls?
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>>546850
MONSTER MISBEHAVING
CIV THING'S NEEDING SAVING
SITUATION'S GRAVE AND
I'LL FORM THE HEAD
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>546850
jerky?
>>
>>546850
HYPE AT MAXIMUM LEVELS
LETS DO THIS
FROM NOW ON ITS CAPS LOCK STUCK ON FOR ME
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>>546850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfTuvH8j8mo
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>>546850
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>>546850
THIS IS WHAT A FINAL BOSS LOOKS LIKE.
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>>546853
My guess who ever has the highest rolls.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>546866
I roll to punch myself in the face
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>>546850
Wait lemme do this right

>MANA GENERATING TREES ONLINE
>MANA CAPACITY 100%
>WEAPONS ENHANCED
>CASTING SYSTEM READY
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>>546850
OH SHIT
Looks like i came back just in time!
LET'S FUCK SHIT UP AND GET KILLED!
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>546868
YES WE MUST ALL HYPE OURSELVES FOR THIS BATTLE WITH A FACEPUNCH, AFTER ALL IT IS A PARBARIAN CUSTOM TO DO SO
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>546868
>>546873
Let's try and make it a straight knockout!
>>
now the king farts at the mecha and it falls apart.
>>
>>546870
> Drill Thrusters Online
> Fuel Capacity: 100%
> Engaging Hyper Drill...
> Hyper Drill At Maximum Overdrive!
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Rolled 80, 87, 82, 79 = 328 (4d100)

5 RACES COMBINE!

5 HIGHEST ROLLS!

BONUSES!

YOU(s):
With all your powers combined +500

The King:
Disdain for savages -50 opposition Bonus
Kinda into it now: 600
Canon Character: Don't die so easily

King rolls 4 dices

Because 4 is death and somebody's gonna die here today. Probably.

Roll 1d100, each of you.
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>546877
Damn Right.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>546880
>80, 87, 82, 79
fug
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>546880
LETS DO THIS!
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>546880
928
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49VqnwKuBm8
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>546880
BELIEVE IN RNG
I BELIEVE IN YOU ALL
WE CAN ROLL HIGH THIS TIME
LET'S DO IT
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>546880
PIERCE THRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKhqPwbxCg
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>546880
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>546880
DICE GOD DON'T FAIL US NOW
WE MUST DRAG THIS LOSS ON FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE BEFORE WE LOSE
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>546880
Probably gonna die but screw it!
>>
EVERYONE HAS TO FUCKING ROLL
EVEN THE LURKERS
THE ENTIRE /qst/ BOARD
EVERYONE HAS TO PUT THEIR FIGHTING SPIRIT INTO THIS!
>>
If we die... im glad i die with all of you. you are all.... my friends.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>546880
WE BASICALLY HAVE NO CHANCES BUT FUG IT ANYWAY!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>546880
So, let me just wait a bit and... there we go.
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>>546887
thanks for sticking around, barb-lurker-roller
we won't go down with disgrace roll now.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>546880
ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC ORC!

We have to beat at least 400 here!
>>
>5 highest rolls
So far we got 90 85 80 73 61
>>546894
Does he count?
>>
WE NEED MORE FUCKING ROLLS
GET YOUR FRIENDS
GET YOUR FAMILY
GET EVERYONE
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>546898
>>
>>546897
he didn't assign to the civ, so no
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>>546897
hmmm, DO you want him to count?
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>>546896
DRAGONS YOU NEED TO ROLL
YOU ONLY HAVE A 43 WE NEED LIKE 70 OR SO
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>>546897
Totally, I'm a barb.
100% legit.
>>546901
Come on, I'm totally a barb man.
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>>546901
Whatashame
We'd be within 100
>>546902
Sure Ill take anything for the 2nd final roll or whatever
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>>546903
God damnit.... where is dragon hitler when we need him...
>>
>>546902
assign him to the losest currently populated civ maybe and make his roll theirs??
>>
>>546902
why not
sure
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

for the treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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>>546898
Shit that's only around 387. -50 each that's only at 137. Fucking King rolling all highs. We need all 90+ to even stand a chance here/
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>>546902
Yes

It's all our power combined.

And everyone we may have fought alot but it's a pleasure to fight and die with you all like this.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>546902
>>546905
I sense that nothing good will come out of it.
rock says no
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>>546902
'Course we do.
And... OP...
Can we sing a last dank ballad during THE FINAL DANK BATTLE?
[spoiler ]And will it give us a bonus? [/spoiler]
>>
>>546902
Yeah
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>>546912
you just want us to lose don't you?
>>
>>546912
We're up to 887 with his roll + this >>546909
treefag
>>
>>546902
hey, OP
doesn't the Elf magic dispel some of the King's magic?
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>>546918
The King doesn't use magic.
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>>546918
King doesn't have any magic.
He's just that strong
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>>546917
well I just one opinion now, I can't stop you.
Just be prepared for what will follow.
>>546916
I prefer fair battles.
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>>546912
You do realize I rolled a 98, right?
Wait a sec...
Are you...
a spy for the kingdom?
>>
>>546919
if we all come up with a dank rap song, can we get the -50 debuff removed?
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>>546921
>fighting the king
>fair
We are fighting fate today motherfucker.
Only horsefucker and merc have managed to scratch/kill this guy.
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>>546921
>Fair battles
Kings naturally unfair.
We need everything we can get.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>546880

Woke up to certain doom. Hell of a way to start the day.
>>
>>546923
Yeah, DANK DIVINE INTERVENTION!
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CURRENT RESULTS:
King : 928
Tribes: 887
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>>546928
>>546923
YOU BETTER BE READY TO COME UP WITH SOME RHYMES
WE BELIEVE
>>
>>546929

Welp. It was nice meeting all of ya...
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>>546922
maybe it's you who are spy of eastern kingdom
way too convenient roll.
>>546924
again, I can't stop you.
I just remember what happened when we took a help from eastern kingdom while fighting the king.
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>>546929
Please gods! PLEASE! PLEASE HELP US. HEED MY CALL!
>>
>>546929
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>546932
We aren't dealing with anything demonic really.
I mean Greg's mom got wheeled off by spies.
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>>546929
Please, Kobold Goddess!
>>546931
>>546933
ALL US MANLETS BELIEVE, LET US WIN!

EVERYONE START PRAYING TO YOUR GODS
WE HAVE TO WIN AND GET A FINAL BUFF
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>>546929
>>546923
yes we must rhyme
for the love of the divine
to save our asses
and show king the time
>>
>>546936
START PRAYING AND RAPPING
COME UP WITH A SICK RHYME ON HOW WE LOVE OUR GODS AND HOW WE WANT TO BEAT THE KING
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>>546935

So be it. Also I'm taking control of the radio on thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw
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>>546929
so basically we are fucked cause of lack chicken brains in thread then?
welp
can we unload our skellebros and barbarians onto him, it shouldn't affect united robot perfomance.
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>>546929
Let's start rapping to our respective gods.

Tree god you're pretty cool.
So help us make king look like a fool.
And once we bury him on his grave.
We'll throw you a pretty sick rave.
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>>546929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XxmZ3oDpcA
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>>546929
RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
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>>546938
THATS THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH
I LITERALLY SKIPPED ALL MUSIC OR ANYTHING REMOTELY RELATED CLASSES IN SCHOOL
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>>546880
Fuckit, just win damnit
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>>546929
ANYONE WHO HASN'T ROLLED YET DO IT,
WE I THINK THERE IS STILL TIME
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Meanwhile, The King's brother witness the battle with confusion
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>>546938

To Kobbo Goddess:

Sitting here I pray
That I may yet research for you another day
To see us die while in the fray
fills me with dismay
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>>546947
jerky?
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>>546932
Eastern wa- oh, yeah, those guys.
Naw, they're fags.
>>546934
See? This guy know's what's up.
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>>546947
Oh Hi Merc.
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>>546947
Did we survive?
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>>546948

I did all I could
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>>546952
Well somebody's trying to rap to regain the -50. So there's that.
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>>546945
fuckit, I need to attend class. Leaving this tab open but don't expect me to instantly roll for rolls
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>>546952
Unless the final battle tie goes up to 50, we broke the gattai
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

Fear not my companions, I have heard your call and have transformed myself from lurker into Dragon for now
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>>546948
If i may say
We all are in disarray
but maybe, just maybe, In some way
The gods will help us in this fight today.
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>>546957
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiet
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>>546954
EVERYONE RAP
EVEN IF YOU ARE BAD GIVE IT A TRY
WE CAN DO THIS
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>>546957
YOU FORGOT TO LINK THE POST
CHICKEN BRAIN
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>>546954
More raps

The king may be filled with disdain
But with our power we'll bring him endless pain
And let the king and kingdom come
His time is over and his work is done.
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>>546958

To live to see another day
Is all I wish for today
There is research to finish
Which is why we must survive this skirmish
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>>546957
Hang on I gotta find my numbers again.
We'd be up to 904
If he linked the post
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WE'LL SURELY AVOID SCURVY
IF WE EAT AN ORANGE
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>>546965
And if that counts
And we rap away the -50
We'd win somehow
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>>546954
TOMORROW I WILL SLAY
BUT ONLY IF THE KING PAYS
FOR TODAY WE WILL DINE
AND HIS SKULL WILL BE MINE
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>>546954
Not done yet.

So let the gods give us the might.
The power to face this hopeless fight.
Let's end his reign and make it right.
With the help of the gods in our challenge, our plight!
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CURRENT RESULTS:
King : 928
Tribes: 904

an i gotta go take a crap. This gotta be done quickly. Like 2 minutes until everything's locked in.
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>>546954
I'm not allowed to rap, court order.
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>>546963
>>546964
death to the king
Well take all his bling
For what is known as a king- or a slime
We'll drop you're ass like a DIME
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>>546954
OH, Elf god,
Please,
We ask for one last favour.
Help us defeat,
With ease,
The evil king's fervour.
With your help we'll thrive,
And see another day,
But only if you guide our blows,
And show us the way.
God of the Trees,
Let our rage release,
To end the foolish king,
And with our voice sing.
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>>546971
Yeah this all lies in the power of rap now
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Just gonna write something here for the Orc God before I zone out and focus on my studies

Hey Orc God
We need more blood
To buff up our ultra powerful bod

To beat the king
power we need
For this we sing
so he shall bleed

We'll give you violence
We'll give you gore
When we stand this offence
We'll fight some more

C'mon Orc God
grant us power
We'll make this our finest hour
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>>546929
>>546957

>>546962
I can't be bothered with mundane tasks such as remembering to link my post when I am converting all my energy into such large numbers
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>>546971
OP can we get aid from the gods with our sick raps?

They kinda care I'm pretty sure.
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>>546971
QUICK EVERYONE RAP
AND ANY LURKERS ROLL IF YOU HAVEN'T ALLREADY
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>>546971
Revolution in order
Kings across the border
If you want the freedom
From his iron kingdom
You gotta row row fight dah powa!
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Well that's way more than 2 minutes

I I aint seen no rapping dragons.

Whoops
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>>546971
I'll rap, might as well.

Gotta speak to the Gods,
Have to play nice,
If we want better odds,
We need blessed dice.
Now I gotta spit fire,
Have to up my game,
Cause things are dire,
So we have to bring the flame!
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>>546981
OVERSIZED CHICKENS
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
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>>546981
>>546957
COME UP WITH A RAP, DRAGON LURKERS
PLEASE
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>>546973
>>546981
>>546982

The wheel of fate shall turn
Our homes will not burn
For the sickest beat
Will lead to his defeat
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>>546981
FUCKING DRAGONS AFK DOING BUTT STUFF WITH THEIR GAPING ASSHOLE CAN SOMEONE ELSE RAP ON THEIR BEHALF?
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>>546971
Hey kobbo god
Bless us with your fire
so hot and so blue
It burns more than death and desire
Oh my good god, help us in need
With your help, we'll make them bleed
Flame, earth, tech and will
We'll burn the kings ass on a grill
Oh great gods
help us all
answer my prayer
HEED MY CALL
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>>546971
In those Short seconds,
Before our last breath,
Together we Sung,
In the face of death.
Fearless we are,
We got very far,
But now it may end
And this ballad, to the gods we send.
I do not ask for favours,
From only one,
But like us, together, they will make the king be
GONE
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>>546981
Tooo late. It is locked in.
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>>546989

Shit I have to haul my ass to work. Back soon, hopefully we won't all be dead by the time i arrive.
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>>546989
Fucking dragons!
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>>546989
I blame everything on the oversized jews with wings
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>>546989
FUCK SAKE DRAGONS
WHY ARE YOU PRICKS ALWAYS AFK DURRING THE MOST NEEDED MOMENT
AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL PEOPLE YOU LEAVING IF YOU THINK YOUR THE LAST ONE ON FOR THE DAY
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>>546989
So everyone we cool.

Except the dragons?
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>>546989
I'm So glad i managed to get those last rhymes in right before it ended.
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>>546989
Dragons should die
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>>546994
We ded
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>>546989
Dragons should take the fall, they've been pretty useless.
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>>546982
YOU SHADOW PRICK
STOP SHITPOSTING AND JOIN DRAGONS
YOU COULD HAVE CREATED HISTORY BUT YOU CHOSE TO SHITPOST INSTEAD
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>>546989
Can we get 40 off the debuff since 4/5 races rapped?
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>>546982
>>546999
HE'S EVEN GOT THE FLAME BREATH
HE'S A DRAGON
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>>546998
Dragons
you've always had our back and saved our hide
but after today
if you ever try and give us a peace treaty
we shall never abide.
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>>546989
OP can we win but at the loss of the dragons?

Plz don't screw us now at the super battle.
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>>546998
It's not really their fault, it's just that nobody was here.
OP will fuck us in the ass anyway.
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>>546999
stop being greedy, his roll already got counted towards united bonus.
learn to take a hit
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>>546989
TAKE OUR GOLD
MONEY AIN'T SHIT FOR US
MAY OUR POWER INCREASE TENFOLD
THERE'S NO TIME TO DISCUSS

rapping is hard when english isn't your main language
gotta go btw
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>>547004
still there were some here that knew that shit was going down but they fucked off without even the decency to tell anyone
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>>547006
That's a wrap.
We still lose
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It is too late.

It is always too late.

The King punched through the combined Spirit Titan Golem's weapons
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>>547002
>>546989
Dragons are so butthurt, they've done nothing but have the other races give tribute
Even now, they have nothing to contribute,
Let the dragons take the fall, cause they've done nothing but stalled!
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>>546989
>>547006
OP dragon rap
Plz reconsider.
We have to go 500%
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>>547009
WELL THEN HIT HIM WITH OUR FISTS, THE PROPER WAY TO FIGHT
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>>547009
WE STILL HAVE THE GOLEMS FISTS
AND A PERFECTLY GOOD METEOR SPELL TO SLAM ON HIS ASS
ALL TRIBES APPOCOLYPSE METEOR GO
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>>547007
Then they're fucking assholes.
I say we burn the jews.
again
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>547006
TOO LATE. TOO LATE. IT'S TOO LATE

>>547009
Rolling to withstand the blow
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>>547009
WE'VE GOT OUR FUCKING MAGIC
ULTI-METEOR MK. 9999999999999X
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>>547009
Weapon projection.
Fist guantlets
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>547009
>imagines whole civ just sits there in middle of rubble
emmm... Well this is awkward
want some jerky?
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>>547009
WE STILL HAVE MAGIC!
MAKE ANOTHER SWORD, WE HAVE PROJECTION!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>547015
i never had my glory... now is my time
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>>546999
Yo man, who said I was shitposting?
>>547009
Huh, well, let it be known that I tried.
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>>547012
He broke through those too
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>>547009
HE MAY HAVE BROKEN OUR WEAPONS
BUT WE'VE GOT OUR FISTS
START CHARGING UP THOSE BATTLE CRIES AND ORAS
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>>547023
THEN HAVE THE SPIRIT FIST HIT HIM
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>>547023
Oh come on
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>547023
Rolling to reform
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>>547023
APOCALYPSE METEOR GO
AND ALL OTHE RMAGIC
WE HAVE ALL THE TRIBEMEMBERS TO CAST IT
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>>547023
Use magic and willpower and reform that shit.
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>>547023
>>547025
ORCS, IT'S UP TO YOU AND US
SPIRIT DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>547023
we also have dired mackerel in stock
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>547030
SPIRIT DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>547032
>>547030
>>547027
>>547025
>>547023
SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GREENSKIN POWER
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>>547023
>>547032
>>547030
SPIRIT DRILL A METEOR RIGHT INTO HIS FACE
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>>547023
Fuck it, USE ALL OUR FUCKING MAGIC ON THAT CUNT!
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>>547028
>>547030
And so you summoned the Apocalypse Spirit MEteor Drill. A titanic meteor in the form of a drill.

But this will endanger even the reast of the land
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>547036
STRAP IT TO OUR ARM
AND DRILL STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM
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>>547036
>>547036
We have to win.
WE HAVE TO DO IT.
EVERYONE BELIEVE
OUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>547036
DO IT
LETS ROLL FOR THIS SHIT
TURN THIS PATHETIC KINGDOM INTO A WASTELAND
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>547036
>>547037
Attach with magic and stuff.
Our drill will pierce king.
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>>547041
OH SHIT
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>>547036
fuck it.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>547036
throwing dem rocks is my speciality
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>547041
>>547036
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ELVES
YOU FUCKING DID IT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>547041
Shiiiit
>>547038
He already posted the song for this
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>>547041
WOAH MAMA
HAVE WE DONE IT
HAVE WE REALLY DONE IT
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>547036
We can do this!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>547036
DO IT!
THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME!

WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
WITNESS ME, TO VALHALLAAAAAAA
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>>547041
Oh shit we're drilling the fuck outta king.
>>547036
OP let's waste this trash.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>547036
>But this will endanger even the reast of the land
And?

Also rolling even though Hippy won >>547041
A little evil touch never hurt, right?
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>>547036
WHY ARE WE EVEN ROLLING?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r65qk8BIRBM
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I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS AGES AGO I WOULD CAUSE THE APPOCOLYPSE BY THE END OF THE THREAD
AND IT IS HAPPENING
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>>547041
And the Apocalypse Drill is summoned.

It will surely destroy the entire land and everybody else in it.
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>>547041
>>547036
GIGAAAAAAAAAAAA APOCALPYSEEEEEEEEE SPIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT METEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BREAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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>>547050
YOU'RE A FUCKING HERO! THE GODS WILL BE PROUD!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>547036
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>547057
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>>547057
OH SHIT ANOTHER 100. PRAISE DICE GOD
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>547054
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>547057
>>547054
oh my god
OH MY GOD
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>547054
well this is kinda fitting, you agree?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>547054
Need more!
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File deleted.
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>547052
THE HYPE IS TOO STRONG
>>547054
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>547054
"Nah m8" - The Almighty God
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>547054
Or it will create a spiral and cancel its self out and kill the king in the process or send him to the Kingslayer quest world
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>547057
>>547054
ANOTHER ONE!

THE GODS ARE WITH US!

BRING THE APOCALYPSE!
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>>547054
Finish this OP.
Before our spiral power even the king must take pause.

Hopefully all the gods are watching this.
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>>547064
:0
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>547064
WE'LL TONE IT DOWN A BIT
JUST LET US WIN, GOD
PLEASE!
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>>547064
*smooth jazz plays over credits*
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>>547064
OP plz
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>547064
b-bu-buh-buh-buh.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>547064
PFfff
SPIRIT FIST GO
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>547054
Never enough rolls.
>>547064
Dammit, you always have to interfere.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>547064
B-b--but our amazing rollsz
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>>547064
>>547070
YOU FUCK
IT COULD HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST LET US HAVE THIS PERFECT TIME PARADOX/ ALTERNATE TIMELINE ENDING
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>547036

I fear that I must withdrawal my support, as much as I desire to continue aiding in the fight I feel the rug of fate telling me it's my time to sleep. Let me bestow you with some words of wisdom as I go though.
You going races are to shortsighted to remember history. In the passage of time all empires rise and fall, the factions represented here are the same. There is still a chance to preserve them for a short while however, and so take the last of my strength before I go.
It is in your hands to preserve your civilizations, it is now my time to take the eternal sleep. (and rise again as a lurker once more should this still be going by the time I wake up)
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>>547064
Almighty bring back our drill.
>>547070
Is this more OP shenanigans while you draw the annihilation?
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>>547070
>when anticlimatic ending is just right
jerky?
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>>547070
>To Be Continued
Cue Roundabout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>547070
PUNCH THROUGH THE ENDING
IT'S NOT OVER YET
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>>547070
And it all ended with some hearthy keks
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>547070
FUCK THIS ENDING
LET US USE OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK
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>>547076
"Well you were trying to destroy the world. The fuck you think the God of the world is gonna do? Just let you do it?"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>547083
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>547070
Parodox punch
>>
and all of you were angry at me when I threw rocks at dragons
I knew you can't trust those chicken brains with anything
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>>547084
Well fiiiiiiiine.
Can we just go back to punching the untouchable?
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>547084
ow gowd
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>>547084
Nigga you can make another 20 worlds.
Just let us destroy this one.
Then you can make it go back in time or whatever.
We want to see the explosions.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>547084
YOU CAN BRING IT BACK AFTERWARDS
OR JUST REPOPULATE IT AFTERWARDS
LET US HAVE THIS PLEASE
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>>547084
Just trying to kill the king
His body would have lessen the impact
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>>547084
why, you asshole.... i prayed and prayed and prayed but nothing happened.... why did you not answer us... were dying
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>>547084
No, we expect you to not notice.
Now put the king back in his kingdom and let us get back to our slow crawl towards mass mutual genocide of our respective races.
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>>547084
I was actually gotta settle on a draw minus all our robots and golems
offered jerky to everyone,
but I guess others are a bit too hot blooded.
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>>547088
"No, you're all officially declared evil now."
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>>547084
But God, you could've just retconned it. Please let us have this victory.
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>>547096
Well I mean we were always savages from the start so this isn't a surprise.
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>>547096
You mean we weren't already?
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>547084
B-b-buh the king is an asshole. His body would have probably took the blunt of the impact and only our small patch of nondescript land would have been destroyed.

>>547096
W-wh-what? What about the King?

Check my 100
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>>547096
But whhyyyyyyyy
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>547096
But, God..
We were fighting to protect our race, someone who was going to GENOCIDE us because we were savages. Please.
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>>547100
"eh he's okay. The paladins of his kingdom serve me directly. K bye"
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>547103
KOBOLD GODDESS, PLEASE CONVINCE GOD WE'RE NOT EVIL! You're the most loving and kid God that us manlets have ever known. Please sway his opinion!
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>>547103
Wa-wa-wa wasn't there a Paladin who was also trying to kill the king in God's orders? What about that guy?
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>>547103
So the king is impossible to kill
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>>547103
Just create another world
an exact copy even
just let us kill this one and ourselves in the progress
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>547103
... fuck it, suicide roll...

im going to bed
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>>547103
Woah now, you can't just interfere and walk away.
Pull up a chair and we'll discuss how everything ends.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>547103

Please we just wanted to live in our little corner doing science and shit.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>seeing people's first reaction on regular type of thread ending
munch munch munch
jerky, god? >>547103
munch munch munch
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>547103
But he was going to genocide us all!
And you're going to him kill us!
Let us stop him
Help us at least!
>>
>image limit
>IMAGE LIMITO

AND SO IT IS THE END.
ALL TRIBES DIED
PEOPLE CRIED

The End.

Here is my twitter, where I will surely be losing even more followers: https://twitter.com/notapaladin.

K bye
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>>547103
Then just send us back in time to when we got the mystery box and we can veto all this shit.
Also a proper mystery box would be nice...
>>547113
Fook you
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>547113
:(
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>>547111
We had good endings before, we thought the king was beatable only he was a really difficult boss.
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>>547113
>>547114
Oh yeah I forgot.
Thanks for the bread
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>>547113

I knew this day would come. I just hoped it wouldn't end like this...
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>>547113
well, we tried
not good enough though
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>>547113
I never felt so empty
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>547113
>>547115
thnx for all the fun you gave us :)
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>>547113
not anymore nigga you have one image left
also if seriously ending than put some of the hero units on the stawpoll, might be fun playing as a hero unit during the whole shenanigans of this thing
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>>547117
they are all were underwhelming tho. even good ones.
like one with Timothy bird boxer, or how he was called
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>>547113
And now we don't get cool apocalypse image.

>>547115
>>547114
>>547117
>>547119
>>547111
It was an honor fighting with every one of you and your races.
Except the dragons.
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>>547113
YOU GOT ONE MORE IMAGE GET BACK HERE
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>>547113
Good braed.
But a lot of people here are gay.
Including us.
And the almighty.
And OP.
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Rolled 386 (1d666)

>>547113
Meh, good enough.
You might be seeing more of me, OP.
Or you might not.
But I will always be seeing you. Heheheheh.
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>suddenly an image

Then I will show you a secret image of the ending that will surely solves everything
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>>547124
It was because he was too loud, then another anon fucked it up
>>
EVERYONE, DELETE YOUR REACTION IMAGES
QUICKLY
WE CAN STILL DO IT
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>>547124
Well at least we didn't timeskip/timetravel
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>>547129
you couldn't let us have this could you
you could have even had the meteor destroy everything and then used it as an excuse for a post-appocolyptic civ thing
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>>547133
Let it go man let it go.
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>>547133
Indeed I could

Indeed I could

But I didn't.
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>>547135
So is the king unkillable or did you use him to end this game?
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>>547133
Post-apocalyptic fantasy civ thing. Man, that would be cool.
But NaP Said that there will be a second Civ Thing, so there is hope.
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>>547135
or even let it blow up the world
and then immediately have god bring it right back
at least I can sleep with the knowledge that we could have and should have beaten the king as well as destroyed the world
>>
well that was fun while it lasted, broken me quite a big amount of healthy sleep timing.
thanks for bread, OP. Thanks other civ players too, aside of chicken brains.
Thanks manlets for being a punchline.
Thanks elves for being a punchbag.
Thanks orcs for being actually pretty ok guys.
Thanks dragons for being true to their chicken lineage.
Thanks other barbarians for keeping the company during our way to glory as the best civ from players' civs.

See ya in another thread, anons.

>>547129
not enough spinning out of 10
>>547130
I honestly remember more open endings than good ones
>>547132
well technically image with king having all heads in his bedroom was timeskip
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>>547137
I need a break from the's civs, we should do a new adventure in space. We haven't done that in a while.
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>>547136
But he is already killed.

In Kingslayer Adventures, available at your local mediafire link. Download Today!
>>
And then suddenly the voice of every player was silenced that day. And OP was sent to the hospital. Too much salt was to be had and a strawpoll had been made.
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>>547141
When was that, we never saw a dead body did we?
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>>547143
He got revived in skeleton merc anyway.
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>>547143
>no dead body
>not just knowing OP was lazy
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>>547137

I'd like that. This one was great but it spiraled out of control pretty quickly.

It was pretty fun though, I'd love to play from the start next time.

If you guys decide something like a discord server so we can keep on shouting at each other is a good idea you'll know where to find me.
>>
>>547139
Thanks to you Rock Solid, for being a lovable cunt.
And thanks to everyone, for participating, it's been a great ride.
>>547140
I agree with that. We need a break from the civs.

But what if the civs weren't kill?
>>
>strawpoll
OH YEAH MAGGOTS
YOU BETTER VOTE FOR REAL ROBO ADVENTURE

also OP you can add this world after the final battle for adventuring into
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>>547148
Now I know who you are!
>>
>>547143
Like the first link in the OP pastebin
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>>547147
We don't live in a world of what ifs
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>>547149
I thought that was kinda obvious, my business friend
>>
Conqueror quest is my WANT.
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>>547150
I missed the first one
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>>547151
What if he saw the note and that's how we survive.
Nah, I'm rooting for Lizard Freedom Fighters 2
>>
>>547151
Or do we?
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>>547152
Nope you were pretty sneaky
>>
>>547156
oh hey
you're a fan of lizard freedom fighters?
I'm actually the one that convinced OP to put that in the strawpoll
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>>547159
I jumped in around Z Quest and Lizard was the first one I actually managed to catch multiple times.
>>
Oh, ehat are some ideas for the strawpoll
>>
>>547161
Lizard Freedoms Fighters 2, Civ Thing 2: Weeaboo Edition, King Manlet adventure.
>>
>>547161
Space submarine
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>>547161
The summary so far:
Conqueror Quest
Lizard Freedom Fighters 2
Real Robo Adventure
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>>547161
Space Adventure Thing
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>>547161

You mean aside from "Civ thing Quest 2 - Civ Harder"?

I say Cultist quest, SPESS captain quest, Manlet Quest
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>>547163
>>547165
Same, but different?
>>
>>547161
how about "No Anon You Are The Villain Quest"?
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>>547161
Kung-fu fu thing 2 2 extra Asians
Orc business man and his goblin lawyer..........
Space samurai
Space orcs
Space radical skate boarder
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>>547167
I was talking like how Adventure thing is multiple quests in one setting, but in space.
But sure.
>>547161
Anti-Villain Quest
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>>547169
>Orc business man and his goblin lawyer
holy shit I like that idea
>>
>>547171
>Final boss is fug
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>>547168
That's happened at least twice. Hah.

>>547161
The Tales of Shame: A Zebra Story
Trials of Motherhood: Rainbow Wife
Electric Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>
>>547161
the adventures of Bob the IT-guy
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>>547174
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>>
>>547158
oh well, will put it in my book as a skill then
>>547161
real robo adventure
super robot adventure
racing/drifting adventure
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>>547173
>Loli Fug the rapist.
>>
>>547171
Yes completely an unbiased idea staring a had some orc and his lawyer goblin
>>
>>547161
also
Greg's younger days adventure, in Civ thing world soon after all shit gone donnw
>>
>>547179
>Client is a rock throwing barbarian being sued by Draggos for copyright
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>>547181
<suing handsome orc for damages, orc goes to prison ......
Op SPACE PRISON ESCAPE!
>>
And now, the poll of straws
http://www.strawpoll.me/11186067
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>>547183
civ thing aftermath?
HOLD ON
DO WE HAVE AN ADVENTURE AFTER AN ADVENTURE HERE?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>547183
VOTE FOR Real Robot Pilot, da realest, fo realz
ROCK SAYS SO
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>>547184
>>547185
>>547183
there's also civ thing heroes and orc businessman and gobbo lawyer
>>
>>547184
Well yeah , the entire "finale" was sequel bait
>>
>>547184

I NEED CLOSURE
>>
>>547187
ROBOTS
>>
VOTE FOR CIV THING AFTERMATH IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE THIS ADVENTURE INTO NEXT THREAD
OTHERWISE VOTE FOR WHAT YOU LIKE
>>
>>547191

Way ahead of you. Hopefully the dragons won't fuck us over this time.
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>>547187
I fucked up I voted for spess pirate
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>>547191
>>547192
>>547188
hey, OP
if we go into civ thing aftermath
can the dragons not be a playable race for jobbing so hard?
>>
Is it just me or do some of the numbers seem off in regards to the amount of people voting?
>>
>nobody ever votes for real robo adventures
>>
Oooh
>>547196
You can check more than 1 adventure in the poll
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>>547198
Really? Cause I tried checking Civ Aftermath.
Can you only vote once?
>>
HEY
>>547198
IF YOU LIKE MORE THAN ONE ADVENTURE
JUST CHECK IT OFF AND IT'LL GET VOTES
I voted for all my favorite things I wanted to see, so, uh
get to voting
>>
>>547198
I can only vote one time
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>>547199
Yes
>>
>>547199

yea
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>>547202
>>547203
Ah, curses, foiled again then.
>>
>>547201
You can VOTE once, but you can check as many adventures you want before submitting your vote
>>
>>547194
Probably.

It probably won't even be a civ game and we all choose only one faction to see if they can survive. Or perhaps one character.
>>
>>547205
Fuuuuck
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>>547206
So a dnd session?
>>
>>547206

Bummer. This civ thing was pretty freakin awesome.

Still... Closure...
>>
>>547206
Isn't that just the same thing as Civ Thing's Heroes then?
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>>547206
what about just representatives from each faction in a group similar to the lolisniffer skeleton crew from villain quest trying to escape slavery or someshit
like we could have one punch orc, the barbarian lich or chief,dragon messiah, smiling one and manlet king all in a group
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>>547208
A normal ass adventure like others before it.

Civ Thing 2 will have to wait a bit. I need a break for Civs.

>>547210
Civ Thing's Heroes is the prequel
>>
>>547212
ayy paladin
you should get back to running at regular times like in the middle of the night
>>
>>547210
Heroes would probably be set during this one and be about individual
aftermath is set afterwards and could be about all of the surviving ones
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>>547212

I'm ok with that. I'd personally like it if Civ Aftermath consisted of the heroes working on overthrowing the gods that forsook their races in their time of need. And civ 2 picked up from there.

>>547213

Define middle of the night. Sub Cap'n quest started at like 10 AM over here.
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>>547215
around 3am, 4chan time or 12am, 4chan time
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>>547211
Perhaps. Perhaps first we staart with one of the five and then gradually gaint the others as party members.
>>
>>547217
Fuck yea. All for that.
>>
>>547217
This sounds awesome.
But I must head out, it's really late for me.
I'll be seeing you again NaP.
>>
Must go to work. Goodbye all
>>
And so we had some good times
Some bad times.

BUt overall we had

A salty time
>>
>>547224
I'm happy knowing that I almost caused the apocalypse and would have succeeded if not for dues ex machina bullshit.
If only you were in a different mood at the time it could have gone down differently
>>
>>547225
The other ending is Merc running out to do a joint attack with The King against the Meteor Drill, sending it straight into your faces and launching the itan into space
>>
>>547227
but does king tastes our jerky in the end?
>>
>>547229
It now has the official kingdom seal of being "okay"
>>
>>547230
hell yeah
>>
>>547227
and somewhere in the infinite expanse of the multiverse, where is a universe where You are just a little bit nicer and decided let us win and have what we were all hoping for
Though the ending we got in this universe was funny, we just got carried away from the hype of the scenario and the fact that according to the numbers we were extremely close to potentially being able to beat the king, though I am sure you would have had some asspull to stop that as well
>>
>>547233
Yes, maybe there is such a place. Maybe.
>>
What the fuck did I miss
>>
>>547237
The End
>>
>>547237
you missed all the races uniting under the common goal to try to fuck up the king.
and we almost succeeded
and if you were here we might just have, but I doubt it
>>
>>547239
I was asleep. And reading on it, his brother would've joined anyway in the critical moment to protect the King

And do we declare Dice God as the Devil now for sabotaging our mercy roll?
>>
11 more post until 3000...
>>
>>547240
Pfft. Orcs Would have kept attacking him
>>
>>547240
Dice God: Forever a dick
>>
>>547240
I dunno, we still could have made history and beat him.
I know that OP's entire gimmick is where good endings/endings that people want are practically forbidden but there is still hope that one day he stops doing it so god damn often because one day it will just start getting old and boring
>>
>>547246
Do a civ involving lovecraft-esque cthulhlu/Eldrich cosmic horror.
The sense of helplessness and sheer seemingly illogical random could fit
>>
>>547248
Probably will get around to that some day

some day
>>
>>547249
Just think of all the elephant fruits you could impose on people
>>
>>547248
Since OP empowers himself through our salt I can already guess the ending

>just as we beat their equivalent of the King by finally banding together
>space drill out of nowhere crashes in to the planet and destroys it
>cue collective salt
>>
>>547257
kek
>>
>>547321
Since by the amount of votes, there's no chance it'll get picked, what would the racer thing be like?
>>
Wow a lot of stuff happened.
>>
>>547206
well we know which character we're picking right? (It's One Punch Orc and it'll be a quest to regain the Orcs' Pompadours back and free all the greenskins and the humies and the loose assholes somewhere along the way)
>>
>>547388
>barbs didn't have any cool named character
welp
maybe player incarnations?
>>
>>547398
But you did name Brock, so there's that.
>>
>>547400
>Brock
what a guy
>>
>>547398
Brock.
The Lich.
El Skelebool
Hooded Bones.
Plenty
>>
>>547409
they have little to no character,
and Lich doesn't count as name
Only Brock is developed enough
>>
>>547411
Fred the Unicorn was in the dance troop. We also have Boss Dragon
>>
>>547411
If we have an adventure we can give them any character we want.

At least the elves dont have ANYTHING with a name.
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>>547414
>Fred the Unicorn was in the dance troop
okay, maybe that one
>We also have Boss Dragon
we never even seen him, he has no features aside of name
>If we have an adventure we can give them any character we want.
well, I guess
>At least the elves dont have ANYTHING with a name.
smiling one
>>
>>547409

Skelebro and Skelebro Jr
>>
>>547420
Every hunt we had used Boss Dragon in he melted the faces of animals as Human War Chief rode him.

We have MORE characters than all the factions.
>>547421
Skelebro Jr wants to be King!
>>
>>547420
We literally have the most named units in this Civ. We have plenty of character if we did an Adventure.

I wanna see a gunslinger Skelebool and an aspiring King Skelegobbo.

Also the second comming of the Lich and the Blood demons will be sick
>>
>>547426
>>547424
okay okay, I try to apply regular adventure standards, probably bad idea
>>
>>547428
Atta boy
>>
>>547333
Well, there's wheels involved
>>
>>547398
You had Fred the Unicorn after you killed him though along with a lot of dead hero units. I just feel that Orcs have more adventure potential since they're more fucked up than the other civs right before the final battle and there's not a lot of them left. They have Jasons looking for them, they're aware of the king's spies because of the helmet, and it'll be filled with ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA and they have the power gem granted the King doesn't realize that the Shaman has it. Second best thing will probably be Humie Quest though but it's been ages since I've been in an Orc Quest so I want that more. Though obviously the best thing would be if all the tribes' hero units banded together.

>>547426
this, literally indoctrinated almost more than half of the named units after you killed them
>>
>>547534
also OP, when's next adventure thing scheduled? It's obviously gonna be the aftermath of Civ Quest judging from the strawpoll
>>
>>547535
Only Fred and Boss Dragon.

Everyone else is OC skellies
>>
>Just woke up
>Mfw coming back to this shitty ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekQ_Ja02gTY
I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING AND I'M SALTY
>>
>>547534
Well that was a shit barter roll.
I'm a bit interested in knowing more
>>
>>547590

There's a civ aftermath quest in the strawpoll. Go vote for it if you want CLOSURE
>>
>>547637
Will it be closure? They will all be dead. OP confirmed
>>
>>547643

Where? What?
>>
>>547645
I wanna say... 3rd ir 4th thread and the king has everyone's head mounted on the wall
>>
>>547667
Well you only need one head for all those mantles.
Also if Wanpanch survived another battle where he should've died, I'm gonna start calling him Punished Panch
>>
>>547673
I wanna see Fred the Unicorn and the Dance Troupe
>>
Okay. This was exciting and all but let's just retcon it and get back to normal things. If we continue this as slaves do we all agree to kill the orcs for bringing this upon us?
>>
>>547945
We should also deal with the dragons for missing the rap and screwing us somewhat.
>>
>>547964
Agreed
>>
>>547964
>>547945
I can agree to killing them, but Wanpanch just keeps getting those 100 save throws. Also hero units stay alive.

So.... Smiling One?

Messiah might be needed.

OP might get murdery on the Barb end of things because we have the most hero units.
>>
>>547996
Yeah probably gonna need smiling one.

But I love dice gods sense of timing on the meteor drill summon.

I think barbs have achieved the epitome of rock throwing.
>>
>>547996
>Wanpanch just keeps getting those 100 save throws
Isn't he the one who made the king stay here and kill everything?

>>548001
At least Elf demigod is going to born sometime soon. I hope.
>>
>>548001
I would agree.
>>548006
The player did. Not the in game character
>>
>>548006
>elf demigod is literally born into a life of slavery
Topkek.png

So I guess we're somehow gonna escape slavery but only with our hero units and we go rescue our tribes?

All the while disguising ourselves as a travelling multiracial heavy metal concert group of course
>>
>>548186
OP saod we start off as 1 hero unit and gather the rest. We should prolly pick someone.
>>
>>548194
Start out with the one with the highest bonus.
Then we can assemble them all.

So smiling one?
>>
>>548205
No.

Let's start with a barb so we can use undead while our numbers are low. Not the Liche though so we can blend in as a beggar who just happens to live in the cemetary since he's homeless
>>
>>548210
This sounds like a good idea.

Collect dead slowly and quietly then unleash them all at once.

We can use the commotion to escape with everyone.
>>
>>548210
Barbs have no human hero units. Orcs killed him.

Unless you wanna make Canon come back (and die), Rock Solid or Hat Guy
>>
>>548214
Any random barb can do, we can make him a hero through our actions somehow
>>
>>548217
I dont think NaP intended that. I think he was gonna use existing heroes
>>
>>548225
Making an entirely new character personality through rolls sound fun
>>
>>548240
I agree. We will just have to trust OP

>NaP

Oh... right...
>>
>>548186
I kind of have an idea involving our demigod, the king and our (as in primarily Elves, others come second) freedom.
>>
>>547545
Eh, probably a few days. At most a week
>>
>>548322
elf demigod and dragon messiah should fuse, between the two they have one semi-functional god.
actually scrap that Idea, knowing OP they would just get munched on by the almighty god the moment that happened
>>
>>548663
I was actually thinking of a different idea and it involves seduction. Assuming we can pick the gender of the child it can be female. Give it super high charisma stats and seduce the king to let us go. Although I'm skeptical if OP would allow that or if the king even cares for Elf qt's. Demigodess of beauty to whore herself in selfless sacrifice so that the Elves may live free and smoke dope.
>>
>>548677
King will murderize any non royal, non human and non taxpayer
>>
man that other guy's adventure civ was a lot better, am I right?
>>
>>555762
Who is this "Other Guy" you're mentioning, totally inconspicuous person?
>>
>>555813
Not him but I think he means the wonderfully talented Opee
>>
>>556039
Opee, wow, what a strange. Can you tell me more about this incredibily talented person
>>
>>556152
The legend says the beast is a half frog half french demon that visits little lizard sorceresses at night
>>
>>556200
How horrifying
>>
I am totally invested right now



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