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Last time, in which we found out our cat girl is bipolar and we have the face of an eight year old. Oh and we met Kirito: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/563116/

Oh FUCK HE HAS THE MURDERHOBO EYES WE ARE DEAD MEAT MAN!

Relaaax, we're fine, we're in a safe zone!

Stab

You didn't even see him put the sword through your gut, but you sure as hell FEEL IT!

Your HP bar isn't draining, but oh shit it fucking hurts.

"You and your psyche bullshit are going to get you killed someday" Kirito whispers in your ear, his voice flat and empty "It probably won't be me, but I'll find you when it happens, and I will dance on your grave"

He pulls the sword out, leaving you gasping for breath, even though it's a virtual wound in a virtual world. He sheathes it, and walks out, slamming the door behind him.

"Holy shit are you okay?" Incog comes running over, looking you over and pulling out a healing potion "here, drink this!"

You shake your head, leaning on the bar "I'm fine, just hurts like a cunt is all, can't die in a safe zone, thankfully"

She pulls a chair over and lets you rest a few moments, and then pops the question.

"So... you a psychology major or something? I've never seen anyone break over a few words so fast"

>Tell her about your knowledge
>Lie
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>>575760
YAAAAY
>Tell her about your knowledge
Ya ever hear the "Many World's theory?" It's all about parallel worlds and shit...
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>Tell her about your knowledge
We'd might as well. Knowing how fucking crazy she is, if we ever let on that we know more than we seem she'll probably fly off the handle again lol
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>>575760
>Lie
"Not a psych major, just observant. Tall Dark and Girly there was easy to read. I could practically smell his masculinity issues from a mile off."
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>>575760
Wow we ruined him... Good

>Lie
I dont want her blaming us next time bad shit happens
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>>575779
Wanted to get the option out there before typing the whole thing.
"Basically the thought is that for every concept there is some world or dimension out there where it was reality. Welcome to the SAO anime world version 3. Version 2 is the abridged fan dub/edit that this one is based off of. This is the one where some random jackass, moi, appears and has seen both the anime and the abridgement.

I dunno, being stupid and trying to contribute
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>>575760
>Tell her about your knowledge
quick, roll for how hard kirito cries tonight
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>>575792
nevermind, switching to this
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>575818
lmfao why not
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>>575818
basically we called him a double asshole.

I kinda want to make it a thing than when we bump inot him we say lines that others say to him later. It'll either freak him the fuck out or he'll think we are Kayaba
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>>575843
We should talk about going fast whenever we see him.
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>>575760
"Not a psych major, just observant. Tall Dark and Girly there was easy to read. I could practically smell his masculinity issues from a mile off."

"You uh... sure you weren't actually smelling it, wolf man?" she giggles, apparently relieved you're okay... and not giving a single FUCK about the fact you just traumatized a dude you barely knew (from her perspective anyways)

"Okay you have seriously got to stop calling me that"

"Anyways, I was gonna go train up my cooking skills, got any requests?

>Give her the boar asses
>Save them for later
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>>575875
>>Give her the boar asses
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>>575875
>Give her the boar asses
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>>575843
or we could call him things he calls other people before he call them things just to fuck with him
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>>575875
>Give her the boar asses

I feel like this won't end well, but they're low level ingredients anyway, so we're not missing out on much.
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>>575875
>Give her the boar asses
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>>575875
>Give her the boar asses
Give them to her and then say "See what you can do with all dat ass."
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>>575882
I recommend getting some sweet/citrusy fruit and sugar, pulp it all up in some liquid, make a nice chutney. Make some light cuts in the meat and roast it long and slow.

Or just do pork for sammiches, however you please.

HOLY SHIT, can we get some anime meat? like a big honk of meat on a comically drawn bone?
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>>575875
>Give her the boar asses
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>>575917
>legendary manga meat
Yes.
Oh yes.
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>>575917
we probably have to hunt some massive beast for that kind of meat,
worth it.
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>>575955
>Toriko Art Online
Fund it.
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>>575875
"Here, I got a boatload of asses you can tenderize" you grin, pulling out all 11 Boar Flanks -thick and juicy as they were, they were practically begging to be cooked- and putting them in her lap.

"Yours included, fuccboi?"

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM!?

I DON'T KNOW IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD LINE!

YOU DO NOT TRY TO PICK UP THE GUY YOU'RE TRAVELLING WITH BY MAKING A JOKE ABOUT FUCKING HIM IN THE ASS!

Hey, he might like it that way!

DO WE KNOW THAT?!

No...

THAN WHAT YOU SAID WAS STUPID!

Her face turns beet red "S-sorry that just slipped out I swear I didn't mean anything by it!"

Does she want to bang us?

I can't tell, and I'm not really interested in taking it in the ass like she just implied

Anal has it's merits, you know

First bang it doesn't, we're not gay, no matter how much futa we looked at back home

"Just... just train the fucking cooking skill" you sigh, resting your head on your palm "I'm just gonna..." you draw off, thinking

>Go train blacksmithing
>Go questing
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>>575975
Blacksmith. And get new gauntlets
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>>575975
>go questing
back on the powergame train, we have to be good enough to be a challenge to our rival
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>>575975
>Go train blacksmithing
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>>575975
>>Go train blacksmithing
Maybe some brass knuckles or something similar? Otherwise, armor. Leather armor
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>>575975
Power game. Get quests as a backlog. Kill rare monsters as a priority. Never stop moving.
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>>575975
>Go train blacksmithing
We need some good, heavy metal punchin' gloves.
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>>575975
>>Go train blacksmithing
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>>575975
"...head to the blacksmith, oh hey, you said you trained it a bit, did it give you any normal EXP?"

"Yeah, a little, not much but then again I burned a lot of things so maybe that had something to do with it"

Right, well then, three for fucking one! Spend some money to make some gauntlets, level up your blacksmithing, and get some EXP in the process!

You head on over to the blacksmith and look into what you can make with the materials you can buy.

>Brass Knuckles (250 Col)
>Studded Leather Gauntlets (300 Col)
>Reinforced boots (400 Col)

You have to keep in mind you could totally fuck this up and waste it all, but from your lessons with the blacksmith it didn't seem TOO hard.
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>>576024
How much money do we have?
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>>576024
>Brass Knuckles (250 Col)
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>>576024
>>Studded Leather Gauntlets (300 Col)
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>>576024
>>Studded Leather Gauntlets (300 Col)
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>>576024
>Brass Knuckles (250 Col)
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>>576024
>>Studded Leather Gauntlets (300 Col)
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>>576024
>Studded Leather Gauntlets (300 Col)
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>>576024
Reinforced boots for better traveling plus kicking ability.
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>>576024
>Studded Leather Gauntlets
With the money we have, even if we fuck it up, we can make brass knuckles if we really need to. Our gauntlets are close to breaking.
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>>576032
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit
this is our money and stuff.
>>576024
Studded leather gauntlets
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>>576057
Thanks
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Can we reinforce the durability of our mask so it dosent break? Or do we have to pay npcs for repair jobs
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Yo ok we got 1500 xp for the alpha fight, no level ups for that? Or are you defaulting to 2:1 strength-agility allocation.

Because if you are I'm going to have a need rage
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>>576076
I'd prefer NPC until we get some skill up. Don't want to break the damn thing
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>>576057
Thank you, I'm an idiot who forgot to drop this at the start of the thread
Might as well also drop my Twitter so you don't have to be watching the thread when I start a new session: https://twitter.com/KayabaQM

>>576024
Studded Leather Gauntlets seem like a good idea, you pay the blacksmith for the metal you'll need and get to work!

Roll 3d20, best of 3!
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Rolled 15, 9, 16 = 40 (3d20)

>>576091
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Rolled 16, 7, 9 = 32 (3d20)

>>576091
Oh boy here's hoping our luck isn't as bad as it has been
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Rolled 7, 10, 5 = 22 (3d20)

>>576091
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>>576096
>>576097
>>576098
All double digits at least. 15, 10, 16
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Rolled 6, 2, 17 = 25 (3d20)

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>>576096
Your first strike of the metal layered over the leather is good, it could be better, but for your first time really doing this it's pretty good.

Your second strike your hand slipped a bit and hit where you didn't really want it to.

Your third strike fixed the mistake your second made and then the items were complete!

Three hits on a piece of hot metal layered over your wolf hide made Studded Leather Gauntlets, because SAO.

>Gained Studded Leather Gauntlets (+2 Armor)!
>Gained Blacksmithing Level 2!
>Gained 100 EXP!

You grin, holding the set up over your head, victorious!

...now what the fuck do you do, it's still early in the day, not even noon!

>Go back and meet up with Incog
>Go Questing
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>>576139
>Go Questing
I'm looking forward to wearing down the knuckles on these gloves.
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>>576139
Sell them for 500 and make them again and the boots!
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>>576139
>Buy some clothes
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>>576139
See >>575984
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>Make incog a pair if gauntlets to

We can't have our team under equipped, especially when her str is so low
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>>576163
We only have 250 left as far as I know, that'd make brass knuckles which I doubt she'd equip along with her sword.
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>>576139
let's see uh
>>575984
I think this anon has the right look at things.
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>>576169
>>576163
Just saying
>>576153
We sell the gloves for at minimum 450 we have just enough to make them again and the boots depending on the wolf pelt used
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>>576139
We should find someone to fix our mask, we can't risk losing our best item.
Then go questing
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>>576153
>>576184
ahh I remember doing this shit in my one play through of skyrim, fist using argonian using the heavy armor skill that let you convert gauntlet defense to attack plus the unarmed boosting enchantment from one dude in Riften, farmed up blacksmithing skill super high and made myself a pair of daedric gauntlets. good times
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>>576258
this. if we lose the mask, no one will care who we are
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>>576258 i agree with this
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>>576139
You decide to stock up on quests, and ask the blacksmith if there's anything you can help him with, just because he's closest.

"Well lad, I COULD use some iron, all this brass doesn't help when a horse needs shoes, say, there's a mine a little ways south, goes right under the mountain range, full of iron, but those blasted Kobolds have taken it over, do ya think you could clear them out and bring me back some iron? I'll pay ya for a favor that big, heck, I might just give ya a discount on any metal ya buy from me!"

You accept the quest and start asking around to see if there's anything else that needs done at this totally-not-Fargodeep mine.

Seems like the whole town wants those Kobolds gone, you've had a few requests for their body parts, the mayor wants the head of their leader, a local woman who's son was killed wants 20 of their tails, and there's an NPC who wants the fucking CANDLES they carry, for unknown reasons.

Overall, a grand total of four quests for just this one fucking mine.
You are going to powerlevel like fuck from this.

Quest Log:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10HqrtLaQxqV0p5S6Dm23bKvgKyBZkR4spTw2DBrqG_Y/edit?usp=sharing

You scroll through your quest log so you know what you're looking for, and consider if it's wise to bring your currently cooking friend along.

>Bring Incog on the quest-run
>Leave her to cook like the good girl she is
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>>576295
>>Bring Incog on the quest-run
At least offer the chance. pus she might have some nice stat buffing foodz
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>>576295
>Bring Incog on the quest-run
she's good at knife work and this is going to be close quarters tunnel stuff right?
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> bring incog
If she gets the quests to we can get the full xp even with the 50/50 xp division
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>>576295
Bring incog with us
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>>576295
>Bring Incog on the quest-run
The NPCs call for wetwork, and we answer!
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>>576295
>Bring Incog on the quest run

We have to out powergame the Kobold leader. I don't think he'll be a pushover, plus clearing out a whole mine seems like a decent feat.
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>>576313
>>576303
quests are shared between the party automatically, so if she checks her quest log she'll know where you are.
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So we're eventually going to make gauntlets with wolf teeth on the knuckles, right?
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>>576295
Fuck it, you'll need all the help you can get in Close Quarters Combat, considering in all your fights you haven't managed to replicate the blue glowy fist thing you did when you one-shot your first monster, which means you have no Fisting Skills, not even hidden ones.

"Hey Incog, I'm headed to a mine back in the mountain rang-"

Fire
Everything is fire.

"COOKING IS NOT THIS HARD IN THE REAL WORLD!" Incog says, slashing at the fire with her knife "DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT I WANT MY ASSES OUT OF THE OVEN!"

>Help her fight fire with fist
>slowly back away and close the door.
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>>576375
We should mention our need to practice fisting skills to Incog later. She seems like she'd be down.

Seriously though
>Help her fight fire with fist
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>>576375
>go get a bucket of water
i dont think putting our new leather gloves and our hands into the fire will be very productive, and i doubt that she can handle this
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>>576375
>>slowly back away and close the door.

welp
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>>576375
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
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>>576382
This
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>>576375
Get some water from the sink, throw it on the fire
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>>576382
Changing vote to this, am stupid
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>>576375
>>Help her fight fire with fist
Focus our Ki! Merge it with our fist and throw the punch that will crack the heavens!
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>>576375
>Help her fight fire with fist

All we need is one good tornado punch and we'll be a legend. In one person's eyes. Maybe.
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>>576375
By Fist, you obviously meant throwing buckets of water at the fire...

Except that doesn't seem to be working, as shown by the 10 different buckets strewn about the place, water steaming out of them.

Then you see the red crystal hovering over the fire and the name under it

FIRE ELEMENTAL

Oh.

You realize maybe fists are the thing to use here, but you're going to wear your old gloves for this one, don't want to lose your brand new studded gauntlets in the fire

Roll 1d20 to attack!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>576420
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>576420
FIRE PUNCH
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>576420
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>576420
Jaysus christ
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>576420
WOLF FANG FIST
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>576420
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>576420
OOOORA
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>>576449
God fucking damn it Anon
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>>576438
FUCK
>>576441
ING
>>576449
SHIT
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>>576456
RNG PLS
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>>576449
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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>>576428
Your fist smashes into the fire, burning your gloves to cinders but leaving you unharmed.

The Fire Elemental on the other hand vanishes into a puff of smoke.

"I had it on the ropes, you didn't have to help!" Incog admonishes you, opening the oven that was guarded by the creature to reveal several blackened husks "OH GOD DAMNIT! There goes another three Boar Flanks..." She sighs, pulling out another two and throwing them into the oven on a metal pan like the last three "Here's hoping it doesn't summon ANOTHER one of those assholes, that's the second one today, you know"

No, no you did not know.
You did not want to know.

"Sooooooo" you start "I'm headed over to a cave to kill some kobolds, wanna spare the kitchen another disaster and come along?"

"Sure, let me just get this, won't be a minute, how about you go sit outside and we can eat these before we go! I know I can get them right if the game would STOP SPAWNING FIRE ELEMENTALS IN THE OVEN!"

>Let her cook
>Offer help
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That moment when you are the true God of this world. Not the fagot with the black hair and shity harem complex.
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>>576478
Also help for delicious xp gain
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>>576478
>Let her cook
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>Let her cook
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>>576478
>Offer help
the feels when you forget to watch the post tho
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>>576478
>let her cook
watch her this time
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>>576478
>Let her cook

There's only so much that meta knowledge can help with. If smashing things with a hammer improves Blacksmithing, throwing boar asses into an oven is surely the right method for Cooking.
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>>576478
>>Let her cook
Cross our fingers and pray
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>>576478
>Let her cook
if nothing else we might she might get an item from the next elemental that shows up, maybe something for fire imbuement.
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>>576478
did we just burn our new gloves to death?
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>>576548
We switched to the old ones that were about to explode before punching it. Haven't test-driven the new ones just yet.
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>>576478
You let her be, sitting in the bar among the NPCs as screams of rage emanate from the kitchen for a solid 10 minutes. She comes out looking happy though, and is carrying two plates of steaming -hopefully not smoking- food, so maybe something went right.

"Two more Fire Elementals down, I'm almost level 5! And...."

She sets the plate down, and you see it.

A Boar Steak, seared on both sides almost perfectly.

"Figured you would like it on the rare side so I didn't cook it as long as I would for myself" She smiles "Go on, try it!"

"Hang on" you say, opening your menu and checking something.

EXP: 3900/4000

Holy shit you're almost level 5, nice!

"EXP Share is the best thing about this game I swear" you say, cutting open the steak and pushing your mask up.

It's just a bit bloody in the middle, like any good steak should be, and on the side is a baked potato with melted butter in it.

"This looks amazing Incog, thank you!" You take a bite, and find yourself enjoying it immensely. It was a little bland, but she's level 1 and this is a common ingredient, and she's had such bad luck that four Fire Elementals spawned from the oven she was using, so for this to taste good at all is a shock.

She eats her own meal at a pace that almost matches yours, glancing at you every so often, obviously happy that the game finally decided to work with her on the whole cooking thing.

Or is that all?

What do ya mean?

Well, she did make a joke about fucking us in the ass, I think that's a sign she's got something of a crush on us

Nah, you're just overanalizing, heh heh, get it? ANALizing?

You're the reason we look like an eight year old, aren't you

SHADDUP THAT WAS ALL KAYABA'S FAULT!

You sigh contentedly as the meal is finished, and check the time. Almost noon, you should head out.

>Leave now
>Look for more quests
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>>576567
>Leave now
Yay! Horiblemurder!
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>>576567
>Leave now
getting trap tinglies from the the other option, dont want someone else (KIRITO) doing those quests before us
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>>576567
>>Leave now
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>>576567
>>Leave now
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>>576567
>Leave now
All our Quests are in oe area, which is good. We go clear out the mine, come back, resupply, grab another batch, go back out.
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>>576567
>Nah, you're just overanalizing, heh heh, get it? ANALizing?

>You're the reason we look like an eight year old, aren't you

kek

>leave

perhaps try flirting a little bit back to confirm interest? purely out of curiosity, its not like we would fall for a catgirl that easily... baka
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>>576576
this
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>>576589
to be fair she has a lot of issues that make it an bit weird, though that seems common for SAO heroines now that I think about it. Asuna is...asuna, kirito's sister has incest problems and that girl in the third season had that creepy ass stalker and a phobia of guns from having shot a dude as a kid.
hell incog's actually not too bad going by that standard.
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>>576589

Second
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>>576567
You push back your chair, standing up to your full height and motioning for Incog to follow you.

"Come on, we're burning daylight by basking in the food coma, good as it is I'd rather have it real, and that's not happening until this game is over, so we need to git gud and make that happen, ya know?"

She nods, tossing off the apron she was wearing and putting it in her inventory, leaving her in her usual revealing red mini-skirt and yellow tank top, knife hidden... SOMEWHERE on the outfit.

You're not sure you want to know where she keeps it.

The two of you make good time to the cave, getting there only an hour after you left, the perks of putting more points into AGI than STR.

There's about five Kobolds wandering around it's entrance, oh yes, time to use those new gauntlets!

COMBAT ENTERED
>Kobold 1
>Kobold 2
>Kobold 3
>Kobold 4
>Kobold 5

Pick a target!
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>>576607
Kobold 1

>>576589
"Sooo, about that comment earlier..."
queue internal hell
"You wanting a Tomcat rather than the Big Bad Wolf, little Neko-girl?"
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>>576607
>Kobold 3
fuck odd numbers.
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>>576607
Kobold 2, fuck that guy
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>>576607
Kobold 4, fuckboys
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>>576607
Kobold 1, fuck that guy for some reason.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>576607
Rolling cause fuck all of the kobolds.
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>>576613
>>576620

Fuck that first Kobold in particular, you think, jumping in front of it and thrusting your arm into it's testicles.

Roll 1d20!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>576639
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>576639
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>576639
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>576639
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>576639
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Hey why don't we use howl next round
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>>576654
It's a good aoe, but no experience I think.
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>>576654
they would run off and we couldn't kill them. We save that for when there are more than like 7, or a boss and several underlings
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>>576654
because we do not get xp from the things we howl to death
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I thought we got 100 exp for blacksmithing?
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>>576639
DICKPUNCH!

You actually heard a mortal kombat announcer voice say that line.
It fucking sucked.
But hey the Kobolds gone!

You turn and move to the next one, asking a question over your shoulder "Hey, Incog?"

"Hm?"

"What was with that comment earlier?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"N-nothing, nothing at all!~" She says, stabbing a kobold in the face and shattering it to dust.

"Uh huh, so you don't want to jump my bones?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Nope, completely joking there, was just messing with you, don't want to have sex with you itwasjustajokeIswear!"

You punch the second kobold in the face and kick it in the crotch, shattering it and moving on to the last one outside the cave, which is actually being targeted by Incog as well.

"Oh, that's all huh? Nothing about wanting the Big Bad Wolf at all? Is it because I've been cursed with this face?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

"N-no I mean yes I mean no yes no maybe I don't know can you repeat the question no wait don't I understood no I didn't yes I did!~"

...You think you broke her, she's stammering and not even moving to attack the last Kobold, so you punt it into the cave and let it shatter against the floor.


>Let her calm down
>Keep teasing her


alright I'm gonna stop making you guys roll for combat when it's just trash mobs, from now on when you're asked to roll it will be against bosses and rare mobs, instead, enjoy entertaining conversation while you fight!
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>>576707
>>Let her calm down
OK, ok, just poking back a little. Let's just in to a nice little groove of murder anything that moves and isn't a person
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>>576707
>>Let her calm down
if she gets too flustered it'll probably trigger something with her DID stuff, unless that was just a 1 time asspull that we don't have to worry about anymore.
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>>576707
>light teasing
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>Let her calm down.
A bit of teasing is fun but we really do need to tread carefully with her, it seems.
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>>576707
One more, then let her calm down
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>>576718
where do you think the other voices in her head come from?
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>>576707
This is awful.
I like it.
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>>576707
>Light teasing
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>>576707
>>Let her calm down
Start the light teasing as soon as she seems calmed down.
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>>575875
What's wrong with her calling us wolf man if we can reciprocate with cat girl?
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https://youtu.be/3uON7ANNOi4
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>>576707
"...okay my furry friend" you start "I understand completely, you know where to find me when you're ready"
You administer the proper amount of headpats for a cat-girl and start checking the battle report

Loot Obtained
>3 Kobold Tails
>1 Kobold Candle
>1 Iron Ingot
>300 EXP!

LEVEL UP!
>3 Attribute Points gained!
>Max HP increased to 550!

Oh shit nice!

>Wait until all the quests are done to assign points
>Assign points now
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>>576784
>>Wait until all the quests are done to assign points
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>>576784
>wait
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>>576784
I feel like we should go 1 STR and 2 AGI to balance out our stats at 7/7 and honestly why wait? It'll help for the rest.
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>>576784
Wait, for we must be super swole.

I will still advocate for 2 agility and 1 strength as always, because it's objecivly the best spread all things considered.
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>>576803
>>576804
This.
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>>576784
>Wait until all the quests are done to assign points

We don't need them, not yet anyway. We're in the groove right now, what we need is to kill Kobolds.
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>>576784
Wait.
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>>576784
>>Wait until all the quests are done to assign points
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>>576784
Fuck it, you'll put that off for when you're not figuring out how to tease your partner and kill kobolds at the same time. You wave the menu away and head deeper into the cave, Incog close at your heals, face almost glowing in the dark...

And that is where we end part 5. There will be no part 6 tomorrow as I have to do TWO fucking jobs then, but on saturday and sunday I'll be running longer sessions.
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Thanks for running
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>>576825
Mkay good luck op.
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>>576825
Thanks for running! This is really fun so far :) You've really got a good blend of humor and seriousness
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>>576825
Thanks for hosting! I'm having a great time with this
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>>576804
>>576808
>best build
>not Quality
Fools, both of you.
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>>576825
GG OP. You make this fun.
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>>576825
Thanks for running!
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>>576853
I suggested we balance our build to resemble quality. 2 AGI 1 STR would result in 7/7 stat spread.
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>>576853
I'm going to reiterate my points, mongoloid
>class: unarmed badass
>fighting style: wreck shit up, never stop moving, repeat
>armor class: light, needs to be in order to continuously fight for extended periods in the way that we do.
>preference in party: alone or with a small one, reinforcing the need for speed

Why is agility more important than strength in all of these instances?

You went to school for a reason anon, the least you could do is use critical thinking skills.
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>>576875
Or or or or or or or, we could go with a quality build, keeping them even, so we can both hit hard, AND not get hit.
I know. Crazy thought that maybe we should try to NOT have any crippling weaknesses.
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>>576875
Additional support: uses for strength

>raw damage
Almost negligible when rate of attacks from agility is taken into account, also high attack speed allows for statistically more crits. This more than compensates for raw damage on a 1-1 scale.

>physical performance
The only thing worth actually arguing for. That's why I concede to 1 point of strength per level for more diversity in what we are capable of.

Do you understand the shit balance in game and agility bias im pushing people?
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>>576930
>Almost negligible when rate of attacks from agility is taken into account
Two words.
Damage. Reduction. I don't know if SAO has it, but if it does it'll be applied to every hit individually, making "muh lots lf small hits" completely useless when none of them can do any damage.
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>>576930
>>576949
this is made even worse if damage threshold exists, which it should for big monsters like dragons
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>>576949
It does in the form of armor. But otherwise no it doesn't. I'm conceding to one point of strength also because of this, chances are actually skill and knowledge on how to deliver concussive blows Are shit and useless compared to game skills. Because sao a shit vr game.

But we can't afford not to be fast. If other people like kirito exist and they power level as hard as we do then our quality light armor biuld will do absolute ass against a medium or heavy armor quality biuld. Agility skewing is the only effective course of action unless we completely change the way we are now to something more conventional in a larger team.
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>>576766
pretty based, m80
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When can we level up our Charisma for Will saves and stuff?
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>>576930
Wouldn't STR let us be a tank and let us learn how to block things like https://youtu.be/lOWLLJqVUPc
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>>577598
Pretty sure that's not a game function. Even if it was going the strength or even quality route would limit us in many ways unless we went with a large party size and heavier armor.
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>>577676
Tanks and DPS are the Bread and Butter of MMOs.
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>>577676
Also,
>Pretty sure that's not a game function.
We got a move where we howl that hits surrounding people for damage, I am sure if we felt so inclined we could start Tanking if we rose our STR high enough.
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>>577701
yes, however, SAO is a shit game. it has no class system that we know of, and only two attributes. it would play more like skyrim than anything else i think
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>>577734
well, a multiplayer skyrim minus the magic system and all customization
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>>577755
So it's even more shit than vanilla skyrim. The fuck did the author of sao think to himself when he was writing this shitty story? Better question. How the fuck did he think he was sane after publishing it after his failure in the contest he entered sao for?
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>>577824
maybe the class system is more designed around just hitting things good and picking skills? If we had healers it would most likely be regulated to bandages and health potions at most.
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>>577824
yeah, thats what you get when you try to write about high-level MMO players when you tried everquest once and sucked ass
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>>577916
the only healing that i can think of from the anime is healing potions, and it was explicitly sated that there was no magic, hence no healing. in an rpg. this how rpgs work
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>>577937
makes that life steal effect on our helmet pretty damn precious doesn't it? wonder if we can migrate the effect to other pieces of equipment so we can stack life steal?
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>>577937
There was that bullshit with Rosalia with the healing skill never brought up again.
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no, that was more like regen i think, but it may be retcon due it never showing up again
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oh yeah random question that was probably addressed but I missed: Do we respawn? cause we aren't wearing a nerve gear so the kill switch... or do we just end up in data limbo for kayaba to laugh at?
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>>578088
no it wasn't addressed

>Respawn as kirito
>respawn as kayaba
>we will ourselves back to life just like kirito
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>>578116
coming back as ourselves would be awkward as fuck if we ran into incog again, I suppose we could lie and say we're an AI but that's kinda stupid, maybe just say that we were using a bootleg/knockoff/modded nervegear and kayaba's program didn't work on it
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Does the rezzing hat work if the nerve gear supposedly fries your brain before 30 seconds pass? Does wearing the hat save you from the shock?
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>>578151
30 second delay i think
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>>578151
I thought the hat just gave charisma
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>>578189
Many hats can look the exact same while having different effects, as is the case in any given MMO.
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>>578200
Eh, in the Abridged, it was only rumored that the monster dropped a revival item but it turned out to be a hat. I'm not one to argue about the canon of the abridged series of the anime adaptation of a light novel though, so we'll just have to see what OP has to say about it.
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>>578213
Did the anime/manga ever actually use that res item he got or was it just forgotten?
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>>578226
kirito gave it to klien, so it was never revealed if it was used
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>>578229
I thought klein used it when kirito died?
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>>578229
>kirito gave it to klien, so it was never used, just like him
Seriously, did Klein ever do anything
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How did Asuna survive being killed if Klein could only use it on one of them? Did it have unlimited charges?
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>>578235
>>578264

nope, at the end kirito revived himself through force of will, and it isnt explained how asuna survived

the item is never mentioned after klein gets it, though kirito told him to use it on someone who was important to him or some shit like that
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>>578275
>Klein dekleins to use it on a guildie he doesn't really care about
>the rest of the guild quits
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>>578275
>Kirito revived himself through force of will
That is possibly the most retarded ass pull I have ever heard.
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After doing some research on SAO for this quest, I discovered that the pic base for us is some fucker named Eugeo, who was Kirito's friend in some other game or something.

Whether this has any impact on the actual quest, I dunno, but I just thought it was interesting to note.
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>>578291
He used his hacking skills to make himself immortal.
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>>578291
it's pretty bad, man. although i guess only kirito is badass enough to do it, so it just becomes another example of him being a Gary Stu
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>>578275
wtf... i'm glad I never bothered to re-watch that shit, I mean seriously why not have klein use the item there... I interpreted the whole "get the revive item" sequence as a foreshadowing that kirito or asuna would die so I assumed it was used to revive one of them but no? just wtf man.
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>>578301
>Eugeo
https://youtu.be/HseRwxb7WdM
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>>578307
well, they BOTH survive death in the death game.
asuna makes it through plot armor and kirito makes it through pure, unadulterated faggotry
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>>578307
Well, it was from the second light novel, whereas the main story all happened in the first light novel, they couldn't really foreshadow anything.
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>>578303
>>578321
He used his admin privilege to make Asuna immortal.
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>>578333
you say that in jest, but he actually gets admin privileges after the first arc when kayaba GIVES KIRITO HIS FUCKING LOGIN INFORMATION
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>>578322
ah, I only watched the anime, and iirc the revive item thing came before the climactic death scene in the anime, though I could be misremembering
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>>578353
Yeah, SAO is structured bad.
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>>578303
So wait. This little faggot not only somehow managed to write the code to store an artificial intelligence's code as an in-game item from scratch, he had the time to MAKE HIMSELF IMMORTAL, but he still couldn't be bothered to change a single value, in a single line of code, from 'no' to 'yes', in order to reactivate the logout button?!
FUCK, this show is bad!
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>>578366
no, he is not actually a hacker. he did the yui thing from the admin terminal at the bottom of floor -1. it was an option i guess?
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>>578366
Yeah, that guy's videos are entertaining. Speaking of anime reviewers, will we walk the path of a certain masked man? https://youtu.be/5592F8Le6xg
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>>578379
Why in the name of Jesus Yamato would that be a pre-existing option in the game's code?!
That makes even less sense than him having 1337 h4xx0r 5k1llz!
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>>578389
What guy?
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>>578379
converting an AI into anything isn't a prebuilt option i've ever heard of, even just compressing one probably requires special programs and precautions to prevent it fucking the things mind up.
I suppose Yui could have set up the necessary protocols and made a button for him to press under admin authority from the terminal.
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>>578400
https://youtu.be/qZ9NlThB3SY Well, I suppose fault lies with me for thinking this is not a conclusion anyone could come to.
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>>578410
you forget: this is an ass pull, anything goes
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>>578429
yeah... just sometimes I have a bad habit of trying to impose logic where I can even if there isn't actually any there.
that said subverting canon just got even more fun out of pure spite for this idiocy.
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>>578444
mr.trips, that isnt even the worst part. there was that one arc where the two best players in the game take a break from trying to break out of SAO just to have some feels out in a cabin in the woods and have an AI kid for at least like a month
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>>578480
Quality writing.
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>>578444
>>578480
and the fact that yui was only able to appear to happy people, which implies that kirito and asuna were the only people out of 10,000 in two years of playing that were happy
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>>578480
yeah... I mean I found that bit kinda cute but it made no sense. I was expecting some sort of power leveling being involved...

speaking of power leveling, do enemies stop giving exp after a while or just give negligible amounts? cause once it gets to that point we can just spam howl at them to boost up the skill, maybe it'll gain additional effects like an attack buff for the user and allies or something.
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>>578497
>only to happy people
wtf... wait, does that mean we'll run into yui instead now? cause were not nearly as depressed as the general population and we plan to fuck with kirito pretty frequently which should make him an unhappy camper
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>>578504
that is not explained, but i assume that we can't just kill boars forever, so this might be a solid plan
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>>578513
sure, if we go wandering through the woods on floor 34 i think, then we certainly could if QM wills it.
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>>578514
why, what are you planning?
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>>578527
the question is: How do we treat her? I mean she's a grade A pass to gamecode fuckery so we want to make nice, I guess we could do the goofy embarrassing dad thing.
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>>578531
meant to respond to >>578513
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>>578536
we could treat her like our cub. very kawaii
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>>578531
well, since we have meta knowledge we could probably start on the whole yui preservation mission early and thus have more time to fuck with things at the admin terminal, things like removing durability from the game, fucking with enemy spawn rates, or just creating gear that wouldn't be possible normally.

mostly though I'm a sucker for cute slice of life stuff in the middle of fantasy settings, that said I don't want us to spend more than like a day with out some sort of training happening if we do hang out on floor 34.
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>>578552
who would be the mother? and would she be any good at it?
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>>578597
the mother would be dead who we would have a locket of who we would rejoin once we finish the game
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>>578597
the only girl we know is incog... that could be hilarious... but... eh we'll see if we meet anyone else, technically since we've got blacksmithing skill we might do well with the blacksmith lady who made kirito's second sword.
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>>578640
Nah, she's with Agil/Tiffany. 'Cuz blacksmiths belong together.
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>>578643
i don't remember who those people(that person?) is/are... but ok.
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>>578652
Lisbeth the pink-haired blacksmith chick, and the big black dude who is also a smith. he is called agil in the anime, tiffany in the abridged series
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>>578640
>>578635
am i the only one who can see us going on a chris-chan-esque quest for a mom for yui?
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>>578658
ah, ok I sorta remember the black dude.
thanks, and good night.
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>>578666
Unfamiliar with the reference but I think I get the idea, that could be pretty entertaining.
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>>578674
>he doesn't know about chris-chan
Google it right now.
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>wake up and check thread
>DISCUSSION
Jesus, I have a lot of questions to answer.
Fortunately most of these have to do with plot asspulls I'm not responsible for that don't even happen for another year in the story!

First off, in abridged at least, Yui gave Kirito admin privileges and he used them to... Essentially cut and paste the data into a folder on his NerveGear's hard drive that could then be expressed as an in-game item.
Still an ASSPULL, but nowhere near as bad as canon.

And almost everything else hasn't happened in abridged yet and Sauska can't have seen it even if it comes out soooo... Doesn't really effect us.
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>>578842
And I forgot the fucking trip.

Anyways, no, I will not be running today, I'm taking a quick break from QMing because I have to work at my second job, yay! please kill me.

And that's really all I have to say, see you guys tomorrow!
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Reminder that the Martial Arts skill is locked behind a quest on the 2nd floor, make sure we get it instead of Kirito.
Also reminder that we need to punch a rock to unlock Martial Arts, so invest in str
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>get into S2
>Hang out with Incognito under the handle GaoruGaijin.
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So, a thought for when we meet Tiffany.
Should try namedropping a certain "Easter Dave". See how he reacts.
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>>578850
Didn't know that was a thing. Sauce from the source? Because that never happened in the show.
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I just realized we didn't use the exploit that guild master did with the following NPCs. "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY." Would've made some good cannon fodder.
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>>579043
Until they get our ass killed. Or block the doors, trapping us in a room.
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>>579049
Just don't set them to autoloot. ezpz
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So, should we spec in Claw skills?
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>>579778
No, because those things are fucking stupid.
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>>579778
>Anything but fist and fist accessories
Badwrongfun.
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Is there any magic that can make us pic related?
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>>580112
SAO has no magic, newfag
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>>580112
There is no magic system in SAO but there is equipment effects and skills, so we can probably get some sort of aoe shockwave if we train hard enough, maybe by tossing ourselves at multiple foes at once.
we can also probably make gear that boosts our stats.
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>>580128
ALO quest when? Can I make an Explosion build and become the Megumeme?
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>>580141
considering that the data transfer from SAO to ALO supposedly try's to make the character stats equivalent, our current character wouldn't be properly specced for that, though exploding fist stuff could be fun.
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>>580141
well, i assume after this one if the QM doesnt die o exaustion from creating good content so often, as it seems to have a draining effect on people.
if so, we will probably carry over from this character, so fist based explosions could happen
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>>580157
not sure if I'll do ALO, might skip directly over to GGO
but yes, this is going to go until I can't run things anymore, which... shouldn't happen any time soon, so long as real life doesn't kick me in the balls.
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>>581913
ALO, GGO, they're both piles of shit to step in. Plus, how can we transfer to another game if we're a spooky ghost man?
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>>581913
and what do you think of my bullshitting here:>>578116 ?
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>>581933
death is death, you'll end up baleeted like a certain little girl was, and it's unlikely a pissed off nerd with admin privileges will be able to save you.
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Oh, while I'm not running tonight (much as I want to, I think taking a break from writing is good for my sanity) I'm happy to answer questions for the next few hours.
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>>581957
Will you actually end up patching and making the game half decent in the least over time.
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>>581973
Core mechanics like skills and stats won't change, but bugs and such will get patched as shown in the abridged series, along with some other stuff like how blacksmithing works.
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>>581987
Yeah I was a bit surprised we didn't get a little mini game like when liz made kirito his sword.
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>>581973
Kayaba made an AI to oversee and patch the game while generating new quests for each player to do, you realize? He doesn't actually oversee anything while playing the game.
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>>582027
Except for one little fact.
In the abridged world, Yui mentions KAYABA, not the Cardinal system, locked her away
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>>581957
When is Argo going to show up? Why can't we pay her col to ask her questions?
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>>581923
>both piles of shit to step in
Yeah but GGO has best butt Sinon.
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>>582059
im calling it now, shes going to be literally autistic
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>>582052
That's a secret, there's a specific point I'm planning to make her appear.
>>582059
Fantastic Taste detected
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>>582049
That holds no relevance to the current discussion. Kayaba does not patch things in SAO when he begins playing.
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>>582059
Her real world self though is ugly as fuck.
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>>582079
You're not into asians with glasses? Even when they can take the glasses off to increase their sex appeal by 500%?
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>>582072
The implication is the Cardinal system doesn't exist in the abridged series, and it is instead an actual team of living people doing patches and such.
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>>582079
My entire SAO folder is GGO Sinon,a few ALO Sinons, and one cute Kirito image. I agree, Shino or whatever her name is, is way worse than Sinon.
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>>582107
Congratulations, you're wrong.
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>>582092
Fuck no!
>Even when they can take the glasses off
Hmm... I'll have to think about this
>>582122
Fucking hell, is that really her without those dumb glasses? Goddamn!
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>>582122
Anon I can't be wrong if I have no images of her to post. Clearly if she was good for anything, I'd at least have an image saved.
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>>582144
https://youtu.be/u6EH9Gkv4hI
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>>582156
>implying she isnt waifu material
>implying you cant make her cosplay as sinon constantly
>implying you cant have the best of both worlds
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>anyone actually wanting anything to do with sao characters.
At best the female characters are useless whores with only one use out of the pus before they become loose and even more worthless. The only advantage over the guys, who are effectively walking statues who are better off commiting suicide for the sake of making the story half decent yuri horseshit.

God I fucking hate this show. They litteraly fucked everything. If you enjoy any aspect of this godforsaken sewage fest you are mentally inept and need some bleach in your bones.
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So when are we gonna run into the guy who can't use one of his hands in-game cuz he bought this game to wank to the all the animes?
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>>582172
But why would I want her to cosplay Sinon when I can just have Sinon instead? I'll stop now though, lest I turn this thread into an actual SAO thread.
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>>582178
Bleach is pretty bad too? I'm not sure if it's really better than SAO.
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>>582178
Abridged makes the characters better in just about every aspect possible. Hopefully this takes long enough they actually make a few episodes of S2 by the time we get there so I have an idea of how Sinon and ZaZa are.
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>>582205
It has a longer run. More bullshit is to be expected. I'd totally fuck every one of them grills, but meh the show is Still colossal ass. At least the first arc was decent, could have been a lot better. Shame it devolved into a disaster.
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>>582200
no you can't anon, she's not real
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>>582221
Episodes 1-64 is pretty gud.
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>>582224
>she's not real
Anon you're looking for a fight aren't you?
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>>582221
like most anime's I liked the setting mechanics and a good number of the side characters but dislike what they did with it. That's why I read quests about them.
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>>582226
Listen my man, all of this compared to legend of the galactic heroes is absolutely obsolete.
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>>582231
man, those ears just don't fit her design in my eyes, something less bat like if you're gonna go for light colors like that
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>>582237
Can't even hold a candle to SGT Frog
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>>582237
I keep hearing about this one, is it really that good? either way I haven't found it anywhere i'd trust to watch it though.
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Alright, back on target, I have a very important question to ask you people:
do you want to do Time-Skips, or go through every single floor?
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>>582279
>Timeskips
But not too far ahead because that what ruined SAO
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>>582279
I'd say time skips, going through every floor sounds like a huge pain and might get boring real quick.
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>>582279
I'm not even sure all the floors were covered in detail so feel free to skip the ones that aren't very fleshed out unless you have cool stuff of your own planned on them?
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>>582279
Well, if you really hope to stretch things out to Season 2 of abridged, we should probably do every single floor. But we'll need a new party member/dynamic in case Incog loses her novelty.
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>>582297
Obviously, I was thinking just skipping past the boring stuff that makes up most MMOs: grinding. Anything like somewhat important character interactions would be there still.
>>582298
Alright, another vote for timeskips. I fully intend to do every single boss if not go though every little quest and grinding, because boss fights are fun and make good checkpoints for plot.
>>582301
I am a master of bullshit, I can make every floor fun even while grinding levels if I can work with character interactions.
>>582310
You will get the option to join up with some other characters SOON™
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>>582279
I'd totally be fine going through every single floor. But we should at least get 1 dungeon/rare monster/boss encounter each floor.
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>>582349
Will there be a candy and gumdrops level?
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>>582349
well, if the new person/people have any sort of animal theme to them we might have to start a guild, and also beat up anyone who accuses us of being furfags.
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>>582279
I really don't want to go through every single floor partially because it would be cruel to put you through that but I also think it would be cool of you to add in some homebrew bosses and sidequests

So, light on the timeskips I guess?
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>>582279
lets do it all. maximum opportunity to fuck shit up
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>>582364
"Oh my god, you can see him too? So I'm not crazy!"
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Alright, looks like I get to skip most of the grinding shit in between major encounters of all kinds, not just combat

Which means once we clear this cave out I'll most likely do a timeskip to Tolbana and the meeting in which we discover the Final Solution.
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>>582364
Animal Farmers we shall call it
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>>582429
So, later on, can we see Lisbeth about reforging some dragon poo into a master-crafted, 1000x folded, lightning enhanced, +1 dragon dildo?
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>>582452
for us, for her, or for incog?
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>>582487
For Incog, and also us when we take the mask off. it will be extremely painful
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>>582487
Why not all three?
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>>581957
hey, QM, do we have a theme song?
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>>582518
Currently? Kayaba seems to have chosen one for you because of how you fight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w
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>>582518
>>582534
Fully in favor of this
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>>582534
atleast kayaba did one thing right
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>>582534
hey, maybe kayaba ISN'T a faggot
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>>582581
Now you're just being silly

Is A or S the highest tier ingredient? Just wondering exactly how much potential our boar heart has, maybe we should sell that to someone
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>>582544
>>582572
>>582581
I'm shocked no one noticed when I put it in during the last thread
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>>582596
S class is highest.
I would highly recommend either never eating a meal containing one or stockpiling the ingredients.
Spoiler: It Flowers for Algerons your tastebuds.
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>>582601
i noticed, i just thought it was a one-off thing, not our permanent theme. does this play when we introduce ourselves?
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here y'all go btw
https://exhentai.org/g/871002/0130e8dd80/
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>>582642
I have never figured out how to get past sadpanda, even after making an account, several accounts actually.
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>>582671
You should make a light novel series centered around the people who did get past the sadpanda

spo
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>>582671
>>582683
no, that would be too hard. he should just write part of one, then publish it online. if it gets popular, then he should ass-pull a sequel, rinse and repeat as needed
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>>582671
Something about having to kill time on their site and then just getting the plug in. Just don't tell people you use the plug in.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/871002/0130e8dd80/
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>>582771
god damn that's stupid, I'm looking around again and finding shit about having to play some stupid game to get access now?
I just want the fucking porn why did they make it more difficult than having an account
But enough about that, got another question for you folks: is the internal dialogue becoming overused as a joke?
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>>582804
Yup. Also makes me wonder if Incog will be playable later on or if we're a psychic wolf ghost in the machine man.
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>>582804
i like it, especially the parts where the voices insult each other
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>>582804
Yes. It also doesn't make sense and is annoying when MC is arguing with himself and having internal dialogue and is only slightly amusing to know Incog is a mentally ill person.
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>>582623
No, but this does! https://youtu.be/AE4b9jO1uB4
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>>582804
I like the internal dialogue
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>>582804
Go steal jokes from Sausage Party I haven't seen it yet
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>>582851
i hate you so much
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>>582804
Yeah, might want to save it for when the voters are getting retarded with their arguments to reflect that. everything with our catgirl party mate is gold though.
I wish we told her what was up with her hypnotherapist .
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So, everyone on the server's been deprived of cat pictures for weeks now. We could make a killing by selling artistic nudes of fluffles
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>>582885
this is a good idea
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>>582877
People already did that though, we won brownnosing points by not pressing on that.
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Right then, I'll use the internal dialogue a lot less often for both characters, though it will show up more often for Incog.
>>582885
The opportunity will come soon
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>>582922
Can we level up our crocheting to produce some of those things hanging on the wall in grandma's house but with cat memes?
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>>582961
Fuck, is that knitting or weaving? What is that called? Embroidering?
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>>581957
so SAO has a skill for everything that you could think of, right?
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>>582981
just about, everything except magic, there's even skills for making those healing/teleport crystals, though they aren't shown, just implied like the potion/poison one was (when Kuradeel was in the valley with whatshisnuts and Kirito, he poisoned their flasks and I read somewhere he made the poison using the skills he learned from LC, but since this is abridged it's entirely likely he never learned it and just bought the poison)
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>>583008
>gunsmithing skill
>diplomancy skill
>dickpunching skill
hey guys, lets level up our sodomy skill
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If we PK 50 players next session will you give us the Darkness Blade?
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>>583024
We are Uke enough for it.
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>>583036
I don't want to get on the murderhobo train, it doesn't have any brakes
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>>583048
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>>583024
ya know, I hadn't thought about that, but blacksmithing-weaponsmithing-gunsmithing should be a possible skill path, I'll have to think about it.
>>583036
Wow, I honestly didn't know about this one, I thought it was his weapon's property. If you have the highest kill count (which would only really have to be 1 right now since PoH doesn't go murderhobo until after the first boss) you would get it, but it would take up a slot.
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What I wanna know is: when's lain showing up?
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>>583079
The thing about SAO is that there are NO ranged weapons or attacks. Period.
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>>583101
Thrown Weapons, pretty sure bows exist too, they're just sub-par compared to melee weapons.
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>>583101
There are definitely throwing weapons
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>>583116
The thrown weapons were made to do very limited damage as far as i Know, and the only time i ever saw a bow it was in a game and it was implied to be a unique skill.But you are the OP, so your choice what to do there, guns would probably be stretching it a bit though.
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>>583131
guns would be, which is why I intend to be making it a Unique Skill.
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Is pickpocketing a skill? Could we steal people's swords and throw them really hard at monsters like in FF?
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>>583146
Yes, though it would be very difficult.
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>>583155
for you
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Being a fist rogue sounds like fun, I fully support this plan but it means we should probably start going 100% AGI
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All this talk about MMOs in this quest is making me want to play good ones. Anybody have any favorites/recommendations that are also free?
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>>583189
We can't both be rogues, one of us will have to dress in drag and do the hula by which I mean tanking.
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>>583193
yes, lets tank in a death game with no healing
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>>583193
Thats true, and she does have the higher Agility, and blades, which you can poison, I'm kind of hoping we can pick up a third who actually uses a shield though, but I guess in either case we still don't need two rogues
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>>583204
Potions and Switching, biatch
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>>583209
Huh, Ideally a party should have 2 Tanks and 3 DPS with plenty of potions to go around. Also, has QM been taking Stamina into account? They totally have that in the game.
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>>583218
but senpai, if we have a party, then we can't become the anti-kirito and be a special snowflake badass with a quad wielding ability
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>>583204
there is healing in the form of potions, speaking of which, we should probably try to get some soon
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>>583232
Having a party WOULD make us the anti-Kirito who quad-wields his companions
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Should we take up the Herbalism and Apothecary professions in case we wanna be the best witcher which ever was?
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>>583190
TERA for combat that makes grinding fun, though I'm a dumbass who picked Brawler when I first started and Kirito'd everything, got boring after a while like all MMOs because I have no friends
>>583204
Battle Healing is a skill, it's what Kirito has during the infamous "everyone attack this one guy and do no damage" scene
>>583218
Stamina isn't actually a stat, it's just a brain-block where you THINK your body is tiring like in the real world, something that most players don't bypass, and the whole reduced EXP thing I pulled out my ass.
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>>583256
we can be your friends, OP. don't forget, friendship is magic
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>>583256
I'll be your friend, just don't ask to suck my dick in-game
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>>583256
Would you recommend paying any money for TERA?
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http://www.mmobro.com/reviews/saos-legend/
Holy shit, this mmo browser game based on SAO lets you play as Kirito the person for one of the classes and lets you summon one waifu out of your collection to assist you in combat
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>>583332
if you have a ps4, neverwinter is ok, and star trek online just came out, if you are into that sort of thing
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>>583285
it's literally all cosmetics afaik, I think there's a currency exchange too but you really don't need that

>>583240
and now I'm imagining an SAO Voltron with Sauska as the Black Lion
Yes the other four are waifus and you can imagine how they're "attached"

>>583332
What in the name of the Legendary FUCK am I reading
god damn china what in the hell are you doing?
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>>583355
>Yes the other four are waifus and you can imagine how they're "attached"
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>>583346
Is Neverwinter the same as Guild Wars 2? and also I could never really get into Star Trek. Thanks for the recs!

>>583355
Huh, cosmetics? What about this "Explorer's Pack" that gives you a horsie and teleporter? Are those unnecessary for people leveling up their toons?
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>>583379
no, it's a licensed dungeons and dragons game, but it isn't as shit as that would lead you to believe
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this thread makes me want to give ESO a second chance... in 40 hours. damn my slow connection and the 36 gigs of ESO
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>>583391
>you can be a dwarf in it
w00t!
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Right, back on track, I think I'll start running session 6 after I get some sleep, so in say... 8-9 hours?
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>>583441
G'night kaykay!
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>>583436
what is the appeal of dwarves?
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>>583464
They don't get knocked over as much and they get less damage from poison effects cuz of their stomachs of steel giving them higher DT. plus they got all that lady tickler on their face or the lad tickler if you prefer
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>>583444
Dear god never call me that again, not even if you're my insane ex girlfriend who somehow found me on the internet.
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>>583523
kk
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>>583523
but what if that is your ex?
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>>583542
Then I have many things to fear tonight.
WOODEN PENCILS SHOULD NOT TERRIFY A MAN, THIS IS WHAT YOU REDUCED ME TO YOU CUNT.
don't stick your dick in crazy IRL, is bad for health.
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>>583548
storytime?
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>>583549
I was stabbed in the gut over 50 shades of grey, and that is all you are getting out of me.
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>>582156
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>>583552
>hey kaykay, lets reenact 50 shades, with the roles reversed
>ohhellno.jpeg
>um... honey, i dont think that's a good idea...
>WHAT?
>shits pants internally
>stabbed in the stomach with a pencil repeatedly
>still got a boner
>9/11 would do again

sorry, i just had this thought
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>>582248
Bro, the entire series is up on bloody youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL79E5a0wBpi63v5gPBgCXSZocon5ZzTlP
And yes, it really is fuckin' amazing.
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I wonder if we'll be able to acquire the special ability ONE FOR ALL
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>>582200
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Hey guys, you think they made her hair blue and eyes green cuz she looks too much like Kiriko?
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>>583355
>and now I'm imagining an SAO Voltron with Sauska as the Black Lion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMgsAD3D948
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>>583552
Crazy is best if you use it mate, trust the mountain man.
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>>576825
Punch, knee, sidestep, punch. Your body is on autopilot smashing these scrubs, if you didn't need their drops you'd use Howl, unfortunately you're on a fetch quest, several actually!

Incog seems to be getting a handle on her sanity again, possibly through stress relief via stabbing.

Honestly you thought you were one of the few people in the game who enjoyed combat before the start of the game: martial arts, HEMA, that sort of thing. There's just something cathartic about moving like this, dodging blows, returning the favor ten-fold, seeing bodies go flying. You grin as you punt a kobold over to Incog and she jumps up, stabbing it midair and shattering it. Teamwork only made it better.

As you curbstomped another dumb motherfuckin kobold, you decided enough time had passed for her to be up for some more teasing.

"So, you a furry or something?"

"What?!"

"Well you said you went to a party with those ears but for some reason I'm having trouble believing it was any ordinary party"

"U-uh..."

"Oh my god it was a furry convention wasn't it? That's why you've stuck to me, you really do want the big bad wolf!" You smirk at her, fisting another monster in the face as you turn.

"N-NO! IT WAS A PERFECTLY NORMAL PARTY I AM NOT A FURRY!" her voice raises several pitches at the last bit.

"Oooh, so you're in the closet about that? Well, feel free to come out to me, or on to me, if ya know what I mean" you waggle your eyebrows, she can't see them under the mask, but you think she got the message.

"NOTAFURRY!" She yells, stabbing a kobold in the skull and using it to bludgeon another two to death before it shattered.

"Pfft, uh huh, I totally believe that, cat-girl"

"Shutupshutupshutup I'm not a furry...oh jesus what the FUCK?!"

You turn and see what she's staring at.

Oh, guess this is Drizz't.

...you should probably be worried about how little his appearance fazes you.
This poor motherfucker LITERALLY looks like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

Yeah you're putting this guy out of his misery.

He's got like ten normal Kobolds around him, but you can take care of that easily.

Fight the normal kobolds for EXP
Howl
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>>583975
>Fight the normal kobolds for EXP
ORA
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>>583975
>fight for exp
As the kirito would say, sweet buddha what the fuck.
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>>583975
Exp pain train coming through woo woo
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>>583975
Fight normally for now.

If waves of kobolds come afterwards would howl unless that alerts more kobolds to our position.
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>>583985
Seems like howl would draw aggro
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>>583986
I guess the game mechanics should follow common sense as much as possible.
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>>583975
Fuck it, you're saving the worst for last.
"Focus on the small bitches first, then we tackle The Fly!" you shout to Incog, moving to smash your half of the monsters. You make quick work of them, grabbing the closest one by the head and using him as a bowling ball to smash the others.

Then you pick your impromptu bowling ball up, because you're gonna smash a mothafucka with anotha mothafucka.

Incog for her part slices and dices like a champ, leaving no kobold un-dead. Then the two of you focus on Drizzt.

In unison, you attack!

Roll 2d20, best of 3!
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Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d20)

>>583990
ORA
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)

>>583990
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Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d20)

>>583990
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>>583992
Your punch lands with a sickening crunch against it's somewhat soft yet crusty face, quite frankly you want to throw up, that shit just ain't right.

Drizzt HP: 955/1000

Incog stabs it in the gut and slices upwards, sending it's innards out to hang.

Drizzt HP: 600/1000

You both step back from the gruesome display as Drizzt opens it's mouth wide, and a swarm of insects comes right out, going for both of you!

"NOPENOPENOPE FUCK BUGS FUCK BUGS!" Incog screams, pulling out a torch from somewhere and using it in her off-hand to murder the swarm on her part. For you though, you just keep your jaw shut and pray none of them find their way into your mask's eyeholes. They start biting and stinging every inch of exposed skin you've got, and you've got a lot.

HP: 500/550

Your hitpoints are slowly dwindling as the itching, biting pain intensifies, until Incog comes over and burns them all to a crisp, leaving you gasping with relief.

It's payback time, you draw your fist back, and do what comes naturally.

"Serious... PUNCH"

Roll 1d20+5!
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>584006
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Rolled 10, 13 + 5 = 28 (2d20 + 5)

>>584006
ORA
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>>584008
Fuck, rolled wrong dice, just use the first one + 5 or something.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>584006
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>584006
COMBO OF DEATH
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>584006
One Punch!!
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>GGO happens
>Continue to just martial arts everybody
>occasionally taking people's guns from them and shooting them with them for max embarrassment.
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>>584006
>we do 45 damage
>she does 355 damage
>we rolled better
Is unarmed just completely retarded or what?
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>>584016
First roll is your roll, second is hers.

>>584011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w
SPLAT goes the bug-man. Any remaining insects vanish or turn into shards, the cave is cleared.

Battle Report

Loot Obtained:
>12 Kobold Candles
>23 Kobold Tails
>11 Iron Ingots
>Head of Drizzt Do'hurden
>500 Col
>5000 EXP

Assuming this is your half, you've done a damn good job!

You notice there's more cave to explore, the entrance was hidden by a certain bugbitch, but now it's clear, and you can hear low moaning coming from it.

Investigate
Go turn in quests
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>>584016
>Yes
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>>584017
ugh...investigate...
>Investigate
Why am I voting for this?
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>>584017
>put on head, on top of mask, continue as normal
>investigate
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>>584017
>Investigate
Gotta get the real boss loot.
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>>583554
You win Anon, I saved that image.

>>584017
>Investigate
It's probably friendly.
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>>584017
Investigate, if we leave shit here then Kirito will take it.

Also check for traps.
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>investigate
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>>584017
>investigate
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>>584017
Holy shit, this game is DARK, and it rips off WoW. Complete with a bunch of tied up human miners to free. You unshackle all the NPCs, gagging at the smell of human feces the whole room emits, Incog checks the chest at the back of the room while you do

"Lots of metal here, but not much else, oh hey, what's this door?"

You finish dealing with those people and sending them on their way and look at the door, it's huge, with at the very least a covering of metal. You pull it open and it squeals on rusted hinges.

Oh yes.

Oh YES.

It's a blacksmith's paradise. On the other end of the room is a huge forge with three bellows, on your right there is a huge wall of metalworking tools and in the middle is a bunch of different anvils of all shapes and sizes. To the left is another door, and opening this you find a hallway, further investigation reveals a teleport station at the end, and bedrooms in all the rooms along the sides. There's also a door behind the teleport station that appears to lead to more of the mine, but you could care less about that, because of what caught your eye first.

There's a huge pile of gold coins sitting right next to the anvils.

"Holy..."

"Hey, come look at this!" Incog calls you over, waving a piece of paper.

You take it from her

Congratulations, if you are holding this note, you are the sole owner of this property, as a thanks for being a decent person and saving others despite having no incentive to actually do so! A menu will pop up shortly confirming your ownership, at which point only you and those you invite will be able to open the doors or teleport in. Everything in this area now belongs to you, and unlike most areas, you are free to shape this place to your will, break down walls, expand deeper into the earth, whatever you want. Enjoy, and again, thank you for being a decent person.
-Kayaba Akihiko

You take back everything you said about the dude, he's a cool guy.

The menu comes up shortly, and you confirm it, also making sure that Incog has free access to it.

Now, what to do...

Go turn in quests
Take a closer look around
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>>584034
>Take a closer look around
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>>584034
>Take a closer look around

I'm suspicious of any gifts Kayaba has after his meme'ing earlier.
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>>584034
>Go turn in quests
Can we teleport in whenever? Probably need some crystals right? We can check this out later though when we have some free time, might as well turn those quests in lest someone beat us to it somehow.
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>>584034
>Take a closer look around
So will we be spending most our lives living in a Blacksmith's Paradise?
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>>584034
>Take a closer look
THEN turn in quests
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We got a fucking base, niiiiiiiiiice

Set up mine shaft and blacksmithing section boys
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>>584034
Take a closer look, knowing Kayaba he probably put a source of gas here or gave an incredibly strong blacksmith kobold access to this room as well.
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>>584034
You double check all the rooms for traps, just to be safe, and find none. All the bedrooms are rather sparse, but there's like 6 of them, they each have a simple straw mattress bed and a table with an oil lamp. In the main room there's a pump that supplies fresh water and a door you didn't notice on your first look, it leads to a decent kitchen, and a door there leads to more bedrooms. Going down into the cave behind the teleport station, you find that yes, it is as Kayaba said, you can break whatever and expand, though you're having trouble doing it with just a rock you found on the ground, if you get some tools you could make this place even bigger!

Scooping up the pile of gold, you're shocked at the number of Col you just got.

5000 Col

It's chump-change when you really think about it, but still, jesus that's a lot for your level.

You hear a knock on the door leading out.

Then a hard THUMP.

"What the fuck? Who's the dumbass who put a door that can't be opened down here?"

Pfft, it's Kirito.

Open the door for him
Ignore him
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>>584052
Ignore him
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>>584052
>Ignore him
Time to go turn in those quests before he can beat us to it.
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>>584052
Ignore, we don't need him to kill us. Is this place a safe zone? I'm guessing not, right?
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>>584052
Open the door for him

Show off the crib

Not like we are gonna give him permanant access or anything
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>>584052
Let's make this our guild base.
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>>584052
>open door
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>>584052
If we can teleport to the city and turn in those quests and then teleport back so we can talk to Kirito.
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>>584052
You ignore him, checking out the teleport station.

Name this location

Oh, that's probably important.
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>>584070
Chocolate Axe
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>>584070
Fly shit cave
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>>584070
The Crib

Wolfs Den

The Homeowners societs
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>>584070
Fenrir's Lair, after the nordic wolf
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>>584070
ChalkZone.
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>>584074
Seconding Wolf's Den
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>>584070
Khazad Doom
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>>584074
Wolf's Lair instead of den cuz Hitler.
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>>584074
>Wolfs Den
>Fenrir's Lair
Both of these sound cool. I kind of want a name that has a reference to Incog too instead of just a wolf theme though.
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>>584082
Negro Den?
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>>584082
Kittycats Clubhouse then?
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>>584082
How about sphinx tomb?
Or some kind of mythological human/animal hybrid
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>>584087
Yes please. My god yes.
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>>584082
Animal Lounge?
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>>584070
The Den
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>>584082
Fenrir and Bast is in the Kennel.
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>>584082
How about Lupa's Den after the lunar goddess said to have cared for romulus and remus the founders of Rome it is said she took the form of a she-wolf
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>Wolf Furry
ANON THIS IS PERFECT
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>>584098
I'm liking this one because you guys seem to want an animal theme and a lot of animals have a den, so it's both generic and specific to you guys, if there's no serious objections I think I'll use this just to keep the story moving.
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>>584103
Senpai noticed me! Uguuu~~~
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>>584103
Name is good, don't want to spend hours on coming up with a name.
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>>584103
I'm personally fine with it.
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A more fitting name would be

SausebroUchitamaWasHere
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>ironically tanky talkative parrot man compatriot when?
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>>584070
You call it "The Den" because why the fuck not.

Alright time to try this out, if it works like you think...

"Teleport Horunka!"

That location does not exist

...huh, well that's a bust, looks like you're walking back to town.

"Hey Incog, is that guy gone yet?" You call out to her

"Yeah, he's gone, I didn't open the door but I can't hear him trying to break shit anymore"

You crack open the door.

"I knew I heard voices in there!"

Mother Fucker, welp, too late now.

You open the door.

"Hey"

"...you!?"

"Yep, me"

You close the door again.

"Looks like we're not getting out for a while"

"O-oh, you mean we're stuck here, until that guy leaves?"

"Yeah, this isn't a safe zone as far as I'm aware, so he's liable to stab us if we try and move past him"

"Oh, so it's just us too, in a hot building, for an unknown amount of time?"

"Yep"

"This is just great and exactly what I wanted, I totally don't feel awkward in this situation at all!"

Wow, and you thought you were sarcastic.

Wait
This is the perfect opportunity.
But for what?

Tease her mercilessly
Let her be and work on blacksmithing
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>>584136
>Let her be and work on blacksmithing
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>>584136
>Tease her mercilessly
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>>584136
>Let her be and work on blacksmithing
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>>584136
>Let her be and work on blacksmithing
>Love you BB
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>>584136
"Total noob question but how do you use the teleport function?"

Kirito should bite.
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>>584136
>Let her be and work on blacksmithing
Need dem gains!
We should totally make something pretty for her, though.
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>>584146
I could get behind that.

>>584136
>work on Blacksmithing
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>>584146
If we have the same options we can craft her those boots
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>>584144
And work on blacksmithing, with a small amount of teasing such as "I can make my sword harder and longer in the forge"
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life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
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i call this anons but after floor 1 if we are the star of the show i swear Kirito is the new Leader of Laughing Coffins
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>>584136
You have... a lot more metal to work with, and it doesn't cost anything this time, it's time to get blacksmithin!

You scrounge through that chest of metal you found, doing the math for what you can make that isn't a weapon, because you know that's a separate skill. In addition to a decent supply of iron and brass, you found some leather at the bottom of the chest you can use, sweet!

Brass Knuckles
Studded Leather Gauntlets
Iron chestplate
Reinforced Boots
Iron Helmet

Hmm... choices, choices.
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>>584163
Nah, I figure as long as his scrubguild buddies still die, he ought to still wind up as a closet white knight.
>>584165
>Iron chestplate
Because breastplate alone is the most balla of armors.
>Reinforced Boots
Two pairs, so Incog can get some too.
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>>584165
>Motorcycle
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>>584165
>Reinforced Boots
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>>584165
Fuck I dunno

Whatever we can make in bulk to get xp
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>>584165
>Brass Knucles
>Iron Chestplate
We need this if were going to Tank
As for Incog
>Reinforced Boots
But that is STR heavy so i suggest
>Reinforced Leather Boots
for agi like incog
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>>584165
Can we combine brass knuckles with our gauntlets to get more damage?
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>>584165
>Brass Knuckles
>Studded Leather Gauntlets

>"Don't worry, we'll get you a sunspot in here eventually. coulduseamoonspotmyselfnowthatIthinkaboutit"
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>>584165
Supporting >>584168
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Here's an important question first: will the iron chestplate slow us down any when fighting? If we are going for an AGI build we want speed with little or no encumberance
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We should save making heavy armour until we are confident with blacksmithing level.
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>>584174
Gauntlets are armour and nuckles are a weapon so... yes?
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>>584165
Can we hollow out our Wolf Head in order to fit an Iron Helmet inside it?

If not:
>Reinforced boota
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>>584179
Our build has never relied on Agility, it's all about overpowering people with our punching.
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We should also remember that we need 10 Iron ingots for that quest, dont know that we can make too much without going in to that.
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So, is there a box in the menu that we can tick to turn the dismemberment feature on?
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>>584181
Going with knuckles then and build small armour pieces for our team
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>>584179
weere doing a balanced build so i wont be worrying about that rather like i said can we make it Reinforced Leather boots for Incog so she dont suffer another STR stat unequippable
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>>584165
>Exoskeleton with extra arms
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>>584165
Can we put some leather stuffed paws on the bottom of the boots
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>>584168
You'll make some brass knuckles first, doesn't seem too hard. You throw some brass into the fire and wait a bit, pulling it out with tongs and laying it on a smaller anvil.

"Check this out" you say to Incog "I'm gonna smack this metal and it'll just magically do what I want, there's no real skill other than timing"

Speaking of which, it's time to strike!

Roll 2d20, best of 3!
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Also repair our shit
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Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)

>>584197
https://youtu.be/8bk-syL5coo
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Rolled 16, 12 = 28 (2d20)

>>584197
ORA
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)

>>584197
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Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d20)

>>584197
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Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)

>>584197
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Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)

>>584197
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Can we make a trident and weighted net next?
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>>584211
No?

We a brawler man

Only weapon I can get behind is a claymore
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>>584218
They're good throwing weapons though.
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>>584220
All throwing weapons in SAO have shit damage output, though. Because Kayaba is a fucking faggot.
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>>584200
TING

TING

...that was simple. It wasn't your best work but it did the job.

Brass Knuckles Complete!
100 EXP gained
Blacksmithing Level Up!

You really wish that this could be more interesting, maybe some rhythm game or some shit, just smacking some metal in the right spot wasn't very fun.

Maybe they'll actually patch the gam-

Your vision blurs, you stumble, and then fall.

End of Day 3

Please hold while OP is a faggot
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>>584222
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>>584224
"That Kayaba guy, what a fucking faggot!"
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>>584220
Yeah Kayaba gimped all ranged stuff

I was considering doing a SAO quest myself but when i found out it was so close quarters focused i decided against it, writing sword stuff gets too repetitive for me im just not good at it
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>>584222
In that case, lets use throwing items, not to damage, but to impede movement, with knives and such.
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>>584231
*nets
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isn't there like a special skill that lets you throw a big-ass shuriken or did I just read a fanfic being fanficky?
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>>584236
That was definitely a fanfic thing.
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>>584236
There is one ranged unique skill in the game and it involves ninja shit, not sure what it is but apparently its shiiiiiiiiiiit

Not sure if its in the anime but the wiki says so
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>>584238
>>584240
http://swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Unique_Skill

oh shit there's even battoujutsu on here
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>>584242
Dont have access to any of them until floor 90 onwards

Unless Kayaba specifically gives us one for some reason
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>>584242
And they don't even have an unarmed unique skill.

Kayaba is such a faggot
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>>584242
Sadly, it in no way matches up to our build.
Might be good for Kitten, though.
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Does this match up with our build?
http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Stake+Driver
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>>584254
Well there are 4 unique skills that havent been accounted for so one of those could hypothetically be one
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>>584262
>Howling is one of them
shit
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I imagine with howl using it doesnt necessarily negate us getting XP it probably just hogs the xp to level itself up

Should probably work on that a bit
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The Gunpowder unique skill should only involve cannons and fireworks if you ask me
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i wonder if what i think is about to happen is about to happen
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There's gotta be a unique skill for axes. Maybe a dismembering enhancement that will stop the axe from getting stuck in things while also letting it slice through any flesh like butter?
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>>584280
Come to think of it we have to kill and loot the dual axe guy when he comes up.
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>>584254
Of the named skills there is none, but I'm totally having one exist if you guys break the plot and Kayaba isn't found out on floor 75

>>584266
nah Howl is a basic skill, it's just on the rarer side and no one really bothers with it since people need all the EXP they can get

>>584224
You wake up on the ground, with a certain cat-girl kneeling at your side.

"Are you okay? Everyone just passed out and then you took so long to wake up! D-don't scare me like that!"

"I'm fine, just... what the hell was that?"

"I don't know..."

It clicks, it's a little early but you think that was everyone getting moved to hospitals.

But then, if that's what happened, why did you faint?

Regardless of questions regarding the nature of your existance, you have some stuff to do, you check the door and find Kirito is gone, time to turn in those quests.

You make the long trek to town, surprised and thankful none of the kobolds have respawned.

Actually, you're not seeing ANY monsters on the path to Horunka, odd.

Oh. Duh, Kirito probably went on a rampage through here.

You make good time back to town, getting there at the crack of dawn and turning in those quests. You net yourself another 1000 Col and a shitload of EXP, nothing special other than the now-worthless discount from the blacksmith, which kinda sucks but it's not horrible.

Level Up!
>3 Attribute Points obtained!
>Skill slot unlocked!
>Max HP increased to 575!

"Hey, I leveled up too! I'm level 5, almost 6 now! Gonna put more points into AGI than STR, what about you?"

Hmm, that's right, you've got six points to work with.

Distribute Points
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>>584284
I agree. We need to cuck Kirito out of dual wielding.
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>>584289
4 AGI, 2 STR
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So guys, thoughts on killing people?

You down?

>>584289
Strength x2
Agilty x1
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>>584289
3 AGI 3 STR
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>>584289
1 Str 2 Agi
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>>584289
3 STR

I wonder if lancing on horseback is a unique skill?
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Just a reminder of our current stats:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing
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>>584292
Let's not poke the goddamn bear anymore. we had our fun and broke him, lets not push him to joining/taking over Laughing Coffin
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>>584299
We'll do it when necessary. And when we find a member of a PK guild. They'll have the best gear.
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Maximum Punch damage?

> All in STR
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>>584305
If he never knew about dual wielding, what's he able to be mad about? :^)
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>>584289
To 10 Agi, 7 Str
Remember we can run faster and get quests faster with high Agi.
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>>584304
Strength x4
agility x2

Unarmed has to have a strength focus otherwise its useless in comparison to fast blades
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>>584289
Then the plot must be broken.

>4 agi
>2 strength.
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>>584289
>>584302
+1 STR and 2 AGI
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Hey, guys. We have 6 points to distribute, not 3
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>>584289
I'm thinking AGI 4 and STR 2.
>>584292
Can't. He gets it without even having to try because somehow a Japanese teenager has the fastest reaction times out of anyone playing.
>>584299
I'm still a fan of vigilante PKKing.
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>>584289
>4 AGI
>2 STR
ora
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>>584318
This is the abridged world. It's implied he got the skill after killing a guy dual wielding axes in the infamous regening health scene.
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>>584289
>+3 Strength
>+3 Speed

>People fuckin with the stats page
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>>584289
Is the named skills perhaps called the
"Serious Series"?
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>>584289
You decide throwing four points into AGI and two into STR is a good spread, and make it so.

New STR: 8
New AGI: 9

You're relatively balanced out, with a lean towards AGI, which is how you like it.

Finished with that, you decide to head back to the Den for some R&R...

TIMESKIP INITIATED
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>>584289
>four STR two AGI
already eight points into str, I guess full agi build is a dead dream now
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>>584328
Look, you may have already had the memes acknowledged, but we're not just going to base our character on Onepunch Man because that's what you want it based around.
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>>584289
we should get a new skill
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>>584329
>New AGI: 9
That's 10 right? Unless we somehow lost a point somewhere.
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>>584329
>>584341
I think it's actually 9 str and 9 Agi tho
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>>584334
I'm really not.
Kayaba is intent on giving us the one punch theme song.

This is just the next step for him.

If we find a super hero costume we should try and ignore it.
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>>584345
We were 6:6 before, if I remember right. Even if we weren't, this line doesn't make sense if we're 9:9.
>with a lean towards AGI,
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>>584336
Searching sounds good
http://swordartonline.wikia.com/wiki/Searching
Though tailoring looks good. As does battle Healing, First Aid, and whatever the hell Spiritual Light is
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>>584350
Very well then, I had thought you were pushing us down a path of your own. My apologies.
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>>584355
>whatever the hell Spiritual Light is
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>>584350
We shouldn't base stats around One Punch but if we come across something like a costume then we should wear it for at least a day for some points of GM favour.
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>>584355
we should add how much auto regen Sauska has
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I just noticed the Wolf Mask only has 800/2000 durability left, we should probably fix that at some point.
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>>584361
I wonder if we can just give him a link to One Punch Gamer the fanfic and he'll stop bugging us about this?
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Notes;
Crystal Bottle of Kales'Oh, this can store skills we should plan to get one on floor 3.
Fix up our equipment.
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>>584377
>Bugging us about it.
This is my first time mentioning it.
I haven't even been in this thread for a couple days.
>One punch gamer
Already read it.
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>>584377
Should stop him from pestering us for a few days.
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>>584363
i suppose if kirito had 600hp auto regen every 10 seconds and he had 14500 hp thats around 4% regeneration per 10 seconds
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>>584384
No, give a link to Kayaba in the world chat.
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>>584387
I don't think it exists in this world.

If we could we should though.
Maybe he will leave us be.

Or double down on the harassment.
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If we get Metal Equipment Repairing skill we can repair equipment and fill the third skill slot.
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>>584341
you're right I'm bad at math.

>>584374
Timeskip fixes things

>>584329
Approximately One Month Later

You're sitting on a stone bench in Tobana, pressing a hand to your recently repaired Wolf mask. A lot had happened in a month, a whole lot of nothing, you and Incog had just grinded your asses off on skills and EXP... only to find the level cap for floor 1 was fucking SIX, so you were stuck at 15999/16000 EXP. You open your character sheet, hoping against hope for the umpteenth time the restriction had been lifted:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing

You had found someone to teach you leatherworking, which made it possible to repair and attempt to upgrade your helmet, unfortunately you only got 1/4 upgrades successful, and it took a lot of wolf grinding to get that much, seriously why did it take A GRAND TOTAL OF 1000 WOLF TEETH to try and upgrade the fucking thing?

While you had focused on making better armor for you and Incog, she had upgraded her cooking to the skill cap for this floor (50/1000), equipped the aerial attack skill again, and generally proved to be the best rogue you could have asked for... which isn't saying much, given which game you're in. Speaking of which...

"Hey everyone, thank you all for coming to our little Pow-Wow" Diavel starts... you only know his name because it's floating over his fucking head, seriously this guys name is NEVER mentioned in either series.

He goes on about the full ONE FUCKING FIFTH of players who are already dead in about a month, because they were bad at games.

"BETA TESTERS!"

Oh for fucks sake, you forgot about this asshat. You roll your eyes under your mask and wait for mister thunderchocolate to sort him out. You had decided to avoid Kirito and anyone who was going to become his friend like the plague, lest they start a manhunt for your ass, but boss fights were a bit like a truce zone, Kirito would... tolerate you as long as you dindu nothin. As the speech comes to a sad close, you stand up, the bare skin of your chest gleaming in the sun.

Say a few words of your own (Write In)
Explore Town
Go back to the Den
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>>584414
Level cap??? Lameeeeeeeee.
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>>584414
>Search for PKers to PK
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>>584425
it's a canon thing, presumably so the bosses are always difficult no matter how much you grind.
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>>584414
Say a few words of your own;
"Let me spell it out for those of you who are too stupid to think for yourself, he sucs at the game and wants to blame beta testers, if he wants free stuff so much he can go suck a duck"

Have to break out of this retarted timeline where people believe in the retard.
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>>584414
>Explore Town
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>>584414
>"Such a tragedy that so many got offed while you were getting your hair done Mr. Beta-Tester. You just want the loot from the boss so you can get out of here quicker while leaving the rest of us to rot."
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>>584432
This.
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>>584414

> Ask for the time and place

Leave to meet up with them then.
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>>584431
I never knew that.

Did we ever decide on starting a guild? Increase our chances on landing killing blows on bosses.
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>>584432
This
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>>584414
Deleting >>584429
in favor of
>>584432
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So, we ready to fight a Kobold?
https://youtu.be/Tr53GTsjPvI
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>>584432
This desu
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>>584480
nvm that's a gnoll, i'm sorry everyone, I can't tell trhme apart sometimes
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>>584504
>Mfw I heard "this desu" in my head and instead typed "this desu"
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>>584414
"For those of you who still believe Kibaou, let me spell it out, he sucks at the game and wants to blame beta testers, if he wants free stuff so much he can go suck a dick back in the Town of Beginnings like everyone else"

A few snickers, some angry glares, you're on a roll here, you jump to the main area.

"But, jokes aside, you're full of shit" you poke the dude in the chest, cutting an imposing figure even next to Tiffany. "Beta-testers had no warning this was going to be a death game, and as this guy over here said, at least ONE of them wrote a guide book detailing what they knew from the beta, even if no one read it, that's not on them, it's on you"

Incog jumps down next to you, graceful as ever in her new battle-skirt, her Dagger now much more visible on her outfit, and though she still wore her short tank-top, hidden under it was some nice leather armor.

"Yeah, and even without the book, some of us who weren't in the beta did just fine, and some who were got killed! There is exactly ONE person to blame for all the bad shit that's happened, and it's not any of the beta testers, it's Kayaba!"

You nod "So you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make him pay, we're going to play his game, and we're going to win!" You pump your fist in the air, somehow having managed to get everyone hyped for the upcoming battle.

You turn to Kibaou "So, still think the beta-testers are to blame, /pol/?"

He blanches "How did you know I browsed /pol/?"

"Just an educated guess" You grin "Now, you in this for real or not, Diavel may be the leader here but I'm not about to tolerate a bunch of worthless jackasses that are asking to get killed when shit's serious"

He nods, and you are satisfied you put the stupid midget in his place.

You turn back to the main group "We're leaving at Dawn, 7:30 AM, if you have a problem with that, don't show up" You clap Diavel on the shoulder "that should get rid of the worthless ones"

He sighs "I'd honestly rather have a bunch of mooks who could potentially take damage for the good people, but eh, could be worse... say I don't see a weapon on you, what's with that?"

"Oh, I don't use a weapon, I fight unarmed, shocker I know, but it works, and I think Kayaba likes me for it, keeps playing good music when I kill things in one punch"

He blinks "okay then, uh, yeah, we're leaving at Dawn! Everyone get some good sleep tonight!"

You smile, that goes for you and Incog too, though it's still early afternoon.

Explore Town/buy supplies
Head back to the Den
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just wanted to ask if we could include the auto regen stat
>>584386
and our skill slots is 4
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>>584518
>Explore town/buy supplies
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Explore Town/buy supplies
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>>584518
>Explore Town/buy supplies
Let's buy some shit, we have 20050 Col.
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>>584518
>Explore Town/buy supplies
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>>584518
>Explore Town/buy supplies
We seem fine on armor and stuff, lets take a look around.
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Guys, have we made enough furniture out of boar asses?
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>>584518
Explore town and buy supplies.
We need teleport crystals and potions.
Also damage a few enemies and get Incog to finish them to store a full heal in the lifesteal.
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>>584560
Also which assault group are we in?
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>>584518
"I'm gonna go do a bit of shopping, you gonna stick with me or head back to the den?"

She smiles "I'll stick with you, mister inspirational"

You roll your eyes "You have a new nickname for me every hour, I swear"

"Well it's because you're so many different things! You're the Wolf Man, Mister Fister, Wolf Man, Mister Inspirational, Wolf Man..."

You hold up your hand "I get it, let's get going then"

You head to the nearest general store you can find and check their stock.

Teleport Crystal: 100 Col
Healing Potion: 200 Col
Bedroll: 50 Col
Firewood: 25 Col

...really you just need the potions/crystals, you've got a warm bed and plenty of fire back at the Den.
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>>584573
>Teleport Crystal: 100 Col x5
>Healing Potion: 200 Col x10
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>>584573
2 teleport crystals
5 healing pots

I say we take crystals for the sole reason that we may need to fake our deaths and we know how now
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>>584573
x2 Teleport crystals
x3 health potions
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>>584583
That only works on a specific floor.
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Guys, do we warn Diabel about the changed attack pattern?
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>>584573
3 teleport crystals, 20 Healing Potions, and a Bedroll and Firewood for the boss raid journey.
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>>584583
This
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>>584592
oh, amend >>584581
to 2 teleport crystals
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>>584573
>Mister Fister
We definitely do need to practice our fisting.

>>584581
Might as well stock up while we have cash.
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>>584592
What why?
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once we're done with the boss we better fucking go get the martial arts skill on floor 2
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Whatever we do we should get a bedroll and firewood as we may have to sleep in the journey to the boss fight.
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>>584620
So, can only one of us break the rock, or can we work together on it?
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>>584613
Floor-specific glitch, or maybe the patch it exists on just wasn't released until that specific floor was unlocked, it's not really explained
>>584623
They left at 2:30 PM, they got to the top of the tower and the boss room at 7:30 PM
>>584573
You've got loads of Col, might as well pick up plenty, you buy 5 TP crystals and 10 Healing potions, passing half of both to Incog for safekeeping, which brings your funds to... 18550 Col, because you're rich. There's really not much else to get here, all the good items are in boss drops or player made, or sometimes both. Speaking of good items, personally you're planning on somehow getting Incog the last hit so she gets the sweet-ass coat so when you both hit level 10 her skill slot can go to Hiding and she can actually be a good rogue, but for now... Time to head home.

please hold while OP writes fun stuff
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>>584630
By the way can you make a stat sheet for Incog and is she still going full Agi?
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>>584628
according to the wiki you could break it by having some mobs charge it and still complete the quest, so im gonna guess as long as it gets blown up while you have the quest it counts.
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>>584630
Also can we buy some mtn dew and Doritos for all those damn stairs.
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>>584638
BIG FAT CAT STATS
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>>584630
can we add an auto regen factor (and our skill slot is 4)
>>584648
i hope we get more than an hour of break
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>>584656
"In general, skills must be equipped in a limited amount of skill slots. Players are given two initial slots, with a third slot granted at level six, a fourth one granted at level twelve, a fifth on level twenty, and an additional slot every ten levels afterwards.[1] Skills may be trained up to level 1,000, at which it is considered «Completed» (完全習得コンプリート, Konpurīto?). If a skill is removed from its slot, its proficiency is reset to zero, unless a special item is used to store the skill.[2] It is rumored that there is an almost unlimited number of skills in Sword Art Online.[3]" Straight from the wiki
No, you don't get auto-regen or a 4th skillslot yet.


WARNING: UNSPEAKABLY LEWD ACTS AHEAD
>>584630
You and Incog take the telepad home, and collapse on the couch in your living room, which had been two bedrooms but you knocked out the wall, put in a couch and a screen so you could browse the internet and catch livestreams so you knew in general what the rest of SAO was doing.

Mostly though, you both watched older anime on it, right now you were blasting through Death Note, something she shockingly hadn't seen before. You took your seat first and she curled up against you, smiling to herself. Neither of you really acknowledged her little crush on you anymore, though when you got really bored you would poke fun at her for it. Of course, she could now return the favor, seeing as you had gradually let her do things like this. You blame it on the cooking, she must have found some love potion and thrown it into your meals. Given what CHA boosting items can do in this game you wouldn't be surprised if love potions did exist, but since those don't seem to exist on floor 1, you were forced to realize that yes, she was someone you could... enjoy spending time around, yes, that's it.

The two of you stayed like that for the rest of the night, and gradually fell into sleep.
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>>584648
Only if we turn off the ad-blocker.
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>>584630
So we're gonna make sure the rest of the Raid knows we have AddsBlockPlus in one of our skill slots, right?
Get them to kite the trash mobs during the trip up and adds during the boss fight into our Howl's AoE whenever it's up so we can clear them out with minimal effort?
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>>584705
Remember to look into creating a love potion so that we can fix the problems with the ghost's marriage.
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Oh shit guys I'm back. I missed a lot of stuff. So we arnt soloing the first boss? SHAME. the scaling will kill a couple of people for sure.
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>>584724
Don't worry we have managed to out some of the incompetents from this battle.
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>>584724
what >>584728
said. Plus we can use Howl to mitigate SOME of the trash a bit (hopefully)
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>>584728
It doesn't matter, additionally now that we are in a party we have to split xp, money and loot. It sucks was man. Tell you what let's get first dibs before every one else and when they finally show up well just be like 'meh boss was easy so I did it'.
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>>584738
>was
I'm on mobile please excuse my inferior tech.
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>>584736
Personally I think we should have all the raiders use tower shields and pikes and form a greek phalanx but that's just my opinion man
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>>584746
The first boss is massive and the minions have large clubs. Ranged weapons would work better in this instance. The clubs would just break the formation.
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>>584746
It depends how many have experience (and skills) using shields and pikes, so I don't think it is possible for this floor.
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>>584738
arent boss rooms locked until either its beaten or everyone attempting it is dead?
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Also still shilling for us going early to the boss and try to beat it solo before every one else comes.
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>>584738
There are less incompetents so there should be less people complaining about us getting the boss kill reward.
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i think we should try to last hit the boss
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>>584763
Imma say it again: scaling. More people the harder the fight is.

Technically this is offset with coordination. But I still think the risk of getting 100% of the gains is worth going without the extra goons.
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>>584772
Endless Kobold Minions would eventually be a problem if we do it solo.
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>>584772
With the level cap in place we have no chance of doing that
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>>584705
BEEP BEEP BEEP.

You curse your alarm for waking you up an hour before dawn, slamming your hand onto the menu to shut it the fuck up. Bleary-eyed, you gently shake Incog into wakefullness, and the two of you get ready, double-checking your potions and teleport crystals, making sure your gear is repaired, something you had already done the previous day, but were doing again because this was a fucking death game.

Incog made some good mother fucking pancakes in your renovated kitchen.
Yes, renovated, because while she was leveling up the skill she summoned over 50 fucking fire elementals into it.

But that's not a problem anymore, and you scarfed down the plate, putting it in your sink to wash when you got back later tonight. It was time.

"Ready?" Incog asks

"As I'll ever be, let's go"

"Teleport Tolbana!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nrb8TlAaiw

God you hate teleporting sometimes, makes you feel like you're being tickled all over and you fucking hate that. Whatever, you're here... along with a grand total of 10 other people, half of which you recognize.

First is Diavel, obviously, then Kirito and Asuna, Tiffany and Kibaou, oh hey, future murderers Fluffles and Jeffry are here too! And a few mooks you don't really care about. The full party is 12 people.

Jesus that's sad.

"Right then" Diavel says, clapping his hands together "looks like everyone who's going to actually show up is here! Let me lay down the plan. Me and Kevlar" he points to one of the mooks, who carries full plate and a two-handed longsword "Will be Group A, we will be attacking the boss directly. Tiffany, Jeffry, you're squad B, Kibaou, uh... I don't know your name" he points at Fluffles "you two will be Squad C, B and C are going to be taking care of the minions the boss will spawn.

"What about us?" Incog asks.

"I'm getting to that" He points at the other two mooks "You two are going to be squad D, your job is to flank around the boss and hit it from behind, uh, you two" he points at Kirito and Asuna "will be squad E, backing everyone up, same goes for Squad F, and please for the love of god no one play bejewled like the last time I directed a raid!"

You all nod, you're backup, but whatever, you can still get last hit on this shit, everyone is partied up in pairs, and the long, long trek begins to the base of the Labyrinth.
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>>584786
The boss is really big. If we just focus on the boss the minions won't be able to reach us
>>584788
Good point, but still scaling tho. Also above.
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>>584789
>you can still get last hit on this shit
We need to make sure Kitten gets it. That coat will be great for her.
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>>584789
Alright good, it's not a massive party.
Anyways let's absolutely get the last hit. We are in a party tho. Sad times. Sharing loot will be the downfall of our almost kirito status.
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What're we gonna do when Diabel tries to cuck us out of the sweet-ass coat? Do we save him?
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>>584806
>implying we don't get most of the xp.
>implying we don't get most of the money
>implying that coat doesn't look great on us.
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>>584808
>>584817
Coat of Midnight boosts Hiding, guys.
Incog's the Rogue, she needs the Rogue gear, not us.
>>584815
Yes, we ought to save his stupid ass.
He's our Harvey Dent, the leader these retarded players need.
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>>584815
No, we keep the boss busy so he doesn't have to die. Easy peasy. And if he does die then well fuckem he's a retard anyways.
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I think we should save Diabel.

Also, Coat of Midnight boosts Hide skill, no reason for us to wear it.
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HOLY FUCK
>>584806
WE NEED TO LAST HIT IT

I completely forgot about that fucking mechanic
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>>584823
Here's an idea:
We can also use that stealth boost.
Or here's another:
We can just fucking give the cloak to her without compromising on the gains.
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>>584815
We hold him in place. Wait, let's ask him what his stats are first.
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>>584817
We can get the xp and money through grinding/questing.

>>584815
We should get in a position that we can save Diavel and Incog can get the coat.
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Can't we just give her the coat after the fact? It's not like Kayabe was stupid enough to leave out trading like Bungie.
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>>584834
If we kill the boss before he gets a chance to die then we won't have to save him. Honestly what's the fucking thought process here?
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Kayaba, are last hit bonus items tradeable?
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>>584837
Isn't shit from raids bind-on-pickup? Like, universally in every mmo?
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>>584795
alright, let me set you straight real quick: There is no indication of boss scaling being a thing, and it's specified that 48-man raids are the norm.

>>584842
Yes

>>584789
5 Hours Later

"Alright, there were a few more stairs than I remembered..."

You sigh, taking a slav squat to catch your breath, the constant fighting and stair climbing took a little bit of a toll on you, and you have to be ready for the boss fight, so you'll take your rest as Diavel tries to hype up the group. It doesn't take long, and you stand up, ready to fight.

Incog grabs your arm, holding you back "You think we're gonna make it?"

"Not certain, for all we know this could just be an endless pit we're about to fall into, but I've got a feeling we'll be just fine..."

"BRAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"...jesus christ okay HERE WE GO!" you shout, jumping into the battle.

Roll 7d20! Each die is a different group!
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Additional reminder that the cloak of midnight is a really early game and inconsequential item in comparison to a lot of the later shit.
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>>584839
The weapon switch should still occur, and he will most likely go in and get attacked before we can finish it off.

If we have the opportunity we should finish it off before that though.
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Rolled 18, 6, 16, 13, 17, 12, 18 = 100 (7d20)

>>584846
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Rolled 13, 9, 15, 18, 17, 7, 12 = 91 (7d20)

>>584846
Rollin

ORAAAAAAA
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Rolled 3, 18, 19, 15, 19, 5, 15 = 94 (7d20)

>>584846
ORAAAAAAA
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Rolled 13, 7, 15, 12, 19, 17, 15 = 98 (7d20)

>>584846
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>>584851
Nice total! Also good rolls in general
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Rolled 17, 11, 17, 3, 12, 5, 20 = 85 (7d20)

>>584846
Jesus
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>>584846
Blow out his candle, that's a kobold's weak point. Seriously: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold
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>>584851
>>584854
>>584856
18,18,19,18 (thats us),19,12,18
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>>584851
Squad A tanks hits beautifully, Kevlar seems to be living up to his namesake, bashing aside blows and landing his own with a grace you didn't expect from a mook. Diavel is also doing pretty fuckin good, doing more damage than Kevlar but taking more in return.

Tiffany and Jeffry don't do so hot taking care of their half of the minions, and you move in to support, smashing them flat together.

Squad C is surprisingly competent, guess you really got through to Kibaou, he's smashin shit with gusto, and Fluffles is using a knife to great effect.

Squad D isn't the best at figuring out flanking, though it doesn't help the tail kept getting in the way, eventually they just kinda stood on one side and stabbed at Illfang.

Squad E wasn't really needed, and you already helped B squad with the minions, but now another wave is spawning, and you've only knocked Illfang down one health bar, which means two and a half more until he engages rage mode and it's time to shine.

Roll 7d20 again!
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Rolled 12, 9, 13, 11, 19, 2, 9 = 75 (7d20)

>>584879
OOOOOOORAORAORAAAA
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Rolled 18, 3, 1, 15, 2, 2, 12 = 53 (7d20)

>>584879
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Rolled 4, 15, 1, 6, 12, 9, 13 = 60 (7d20)

>>584879
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Rolled 16, 13, 5, 20, 11, 11, 17 = 93 (7d20)

>>584879
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Rolled 13, 8, 20, 16, 4, 18, 15 = 94 (7d20)

>>584879
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Rolled 4, 19, 6, 20, 10, 5, 14 = 78 (7d20)

>>584879
GO GO POWER RANGERS
>Inb4 shit roll
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>>584888
https://youtu.be/YwjsxfI4UM4
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>>584882
This second round doesn't go so well in general, people keep missing attacks or getting hit by shit that should be dodged... with the exception of E squad, which begins a god damn RAMPAGE to compensate, handling the minions and dealing enough damage to the boss to knock it down a second bar. one and a half to go until shit gets real!

Roll 6d20!

Yes, I mcfucked up and had you rolling for seven groups when there was only six
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Rolled 10, 5, 18, 10, 12, 10 = 65 (6d20)

>>584906
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>>584906
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Rolled 11, 11, 16, 2, 1, 15 = 56 (6d20)

>>584906
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Rolled 6, 8, 15, 8, 14, 9, 10 = 70 (7d20)

>>584906
DEATH TO KOBOLDS
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Rolled 13, 14, 19, 4, 8, 7 = 65 (6d20)

>>584918
New at rolling on qst
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>>584924
won't count this because it's 7 not 6
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Rolled 17, 17, 5, 17, 16, 3 = 75 (6d20)

>>584906
Oh shot I rolled for 7 sorry
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>>584931
ya know what? we'll take this one.

>>584906
Group C does abysmally, but they get covered by everyone else doing a damn good job, and because of that you don't really have anything to do. Next round of fighting will be the last before he pulls out the nodachi though, so you ready yourselves to steal that last hit....

Roll 6d20 for the last time this fight!
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Rolled 17, 1, 3, 5, 9, 14 = 49 (6d20)

>>584944
ORA
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Rolled 8, 5, 12, 12, 4, 7 = 48 (6d20)

>>584944
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Rolled 7, 8, 2, 10, 14, 7 = 48 (6d20)

>>584944
ORRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Rolled 14, 7, 19, 13, 6, 8 = 67 (6d20)

>>584944
rolling for win.
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Rolled 18, 5, 5, 20, 15, 12 = 75 (6d20)

>>584947
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Rolled 9, 10, 5, 6, 1, 14 = 45 (6d20)

>>584944
YADAYADAYADAYADA
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>>584951
Nat 20 for our group.
Fuck yes!
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>>584944
I have already forgotten who the groups are, just call them by their names.
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>>584947
You, Diaval, Kevlar and Incog are carrying this team holy shit. everyone else is tossed aside, though Kirito and Asuna aren't nearly as fucked up, the boss enters it's final stage...

"Alright men, this next phase takes careful coordination, and since you all almost WIPED, I'm going to do it myself!"

"That's a Nodachi, not a Talwar!"

"What's the difference?"

Save Diavel
Let him die
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>>584957
Isn't that past the threshold of the posts he takes for rolls?
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>>584969
>Save that asshat.

Not today.
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>>584969
>>Save Diavel
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>>584969
>go ham on the boss
Third opt-in unlock
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>>584969
>Save Diavel
It's lighter and longer, like your mom's
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>>584969
>SAVE!
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>>584969
>Cut Kirito's long explanation off and Save Diabel

Meta knowledge time, boys
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