Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>58802
Kick her ass with style

>>58802
Accept her challenge. Tell her she will have to eat her hammer after we're done with her.

>>58802
Intimidate her with the pebbles.
Save the weapons for later.
Also, be completely silent.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>58802
Reposting from last thread:
Hey! I take offense to being called a skeletal! I'm a fully fledged Skele-TON, thank you very much!

Then ask if we can use magic in this fight, or if she'll kick up a fuss about it.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>58883
Forgot to roll

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>58802
Strike a pose, flex your non existent muscles and fire junk out of your eyeballs while screaming like a madman. You will intimidate her and she will be scared to fight.

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>>58826
>>58930

You decide to kick her ass with style, but this robe doesn't do much in the posing department, so you resolve to look as menacing as possible, stylishily, of course
She doesn't seem fazed as her poses are simply superior, in fact, you feel utterly outposed

>>58883
>>58901

"Very well. You will be eating your hammer for tea once I'm done with you, blacksmith."

>>58893

"Also, I take offense to being called a skeletal, you racist. I'm a full fledged skele-TON, thank you very much."
You feel your trigger senses do nothing, as you weren't really triggered at all, but you feel that sounding morally superior might win you some points with the crowd as if they care
"Also, for the sake of honour I must ask, will magic be a problem?"

The blacksmith scoffs,
"Hah, sure, go crazy, I seek a great battle."

>>58802
ok so i am going to go read some old threads because that looks like a jojo skeleton

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>58962
>"Hah, sure, go crazy, I seek a great battle."
Well then, time for shooting pebbles out of our eyes and running away to keep away from that hammer

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>58962
Surely we are a magical skeleton who can just reassemble if our bones gets scattered/smashed...

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>58962
Unsheath giant ass sword from eyehole

If she swings her hammer at you, just fall apart into a pile of bones to dodge.

>>58962
Lie face down and start absorbing the earth below to dig under her and then spray mana loaded earth bukkake into her shitty weeb face

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>59033
forgot to roll

>>58962
Tell her that if we win this battle her official new name will be "Nice Tits"

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You pull out your sword, and flourish it as it comes naturally to you

You pose with the sword pointing at her, and you feel like a badass

Yes nothing can take away the pure awesome feeling that co-

OH SHIT SHE'S CHARGING AT YOU
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>59081
Dodge!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>59081
Supercharge your eye of Holding to suck in her hammer.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>59081
crumple into a pile of bones

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>>59097
Oooh that might work, yes given my skill and ability, this should totally be doable!

>>59092
Hah! Dodge of course! What else is there to do? Surely I'll calmly sidestep her attack and suck in that hammer of hers into my eyeso-

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SWING
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>59099
You do the most natural thing, which is to crumple into a pile of bones, and you barely dodge the hammer's fearsome swing to your head!

You are now on the ground, upon a cushion of your own skeleton and robes. People are literally looking down on you now, and this feels more embarrassing that it might seem to everyone else that ISN'T LYING IN A BONE PILE RIGHT NOW

>Okay, my posting is getting sloppy, probably won't continue this session for long, since I don't think I can keep up my posting quality as I am right now (sick), perhaps one more response and I'm out for the night
>I will continue this perhaps 16-24 hours from now, because I think I really should retire for today, will update when I can run for you all on my twitter, @jiangshi_of_tg, sorry guys

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>59216
Spring back up as if nothing happened, and supercharge our eye to suck in her hammer next time

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Ok I read some threads
>>59216
Rise from the pile of bones and reassemble in a spooky swirl of eldritch majicks that leaves no doubt in the minds of the observers that you totally meant to do that.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>59216
take her shoes, reform and poke fun at her

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>59216
Spring back up and shoot pebbles at her

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>>59224
>>59241
>>59266
>>59233

You attempt to reform! Skeletons can reform right?
You feel your bones slowly, VERY SLOWLY, moving, and the boot is coming down on you too quickly!
You can't make it in time! That's it! You're going to get stomped!

The blacksmith stomps down, and results in a sick squelching sound from where you used to lie.

You find yourself in some weird darkness, you see a bunch of pebbles and other shit

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Trip her and reassemble with grace.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>59333
Start throwing pebbles and find a way out of there!

When we do get out, make sure to make it as dramatic as possible to show everyone we totally meant to do that

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>59333
Find away out of our inventory and reappear in a super badass magical explosion

>>59333
Use your knowledge of sorcerys to reverse time and not die horribly.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>59333
Bloody hell, we've ended up in our inventory.

Perhaps... we can start shoving ourselves back into our eye, and pop back out again?

>>59333
Start putting objects into your eyes again. Surely the inventory space doesn't compound inside itself.

>>59333
Realising this is most likely your hammerspace, you wonder if putting your sword through your eye will materialise it in real world.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>59366
Fuck, the dice.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>59360
forgot roll oops

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>>59346
You decide to use your knowledge of sorceries to reverse time and not die horribly
Except you know nothing, so you decide to use nothing and sit in the dark space for a while

>>59341
>>59343
>>59349
>>59360
>>59366

You contemplate the situation, this is fucking weird
You decide to stuff a katana into your eye because why not, hopefully it doesn't appear elsewhere where you are and stabs you in the back or something
You reach for the closest one and shove that into your eye
A blue light glows from your eye as the sword vanishes from your sight
You wonder what might happen if you stuff your finger through your own eye, while in your inventory, surely nothing bad will come from thAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You find yourself standing back where you were lying down in a puff of blue mana. Your panicking made you steel a nervous face which seemed more menacing than what you really intended, which worked well as the crowd looks on to your dramatic re-entrance.

You see the blacksmith, and her goggle has been cut, and oh shit your katana might have blinded an eye of the best smith you've known so far
You however, only know one smith

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>59511
Pose dramatically, and see what she does next. And prepare to steal her hammer with our eyes if she attacks again

>>59511
>blinding best blacksmithfu
what the fuck are you doing

Realise that apologising may come across as condescending and remind yourself to fix up her eye somehow, either now or at a later point in time.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>59511
Pose dramatically

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>59526
Again; supercharge eye of holding to suck in her hammer.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>59511
When she inevitably charges at us dodge and judo through her ass down

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>59532
Oops, dice.

>>59511
Walk to the katana, wherever it fell, grasp it, and POSE AGGRESSIVELY.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>59556
WITH EXTRA DICE.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>59511
If anything she should thank you, now she'll get to wear an eyepatch and look like a total bad ass.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>59511
>>59526
Also, mention that It's not so bad, we don't even have ANY eyes, and we do alright.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>59511
Shout "impressive tits" to apologise.

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>>59556
>>59542
>>59526

Sadly, you have no idea where the fuck did the katana go. Posing however, you decide to give it your 100% and pose in the most badass way you can as she stares you down
Yes, YES, THIS IS GREAT

>>59571
>>59581
>>59612
>>59548
>>59532

You ready to "judo" her ass down when she charges at you, whatever that means
You remind yourself that at this point, apologising would come across as 100% condescending asshole; you decide to do it anyways while posing
"Sorry about the eye, I had assumed you could defend yourself. If anything actually, you should thank me, now you can wear a cool eyepatch because of me. And don't feel so bad, I don't have ANY eyes, and I do alright."
Holy fucking douchebag, you're a grade A cunt now.
"Also, impressive tits."
You somehow manage to surpass grade A and have become SSS grade cunthole douchebag.

You see her expression intensify, as she stares you down, ready to swing the hammer down upon you in one swift strike.


She turns around and begins walking away.
"Y-Yes, I believe you will suffice for the clan. Good day, Lord. Please do not shy from my services if it needs be."
She swiftly walks away from you, and into the crowd.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>59704
Well shit, I feel like a dick now.

Maybe we should go commission a sword or something from her?

>>59704
Maximum asshole level has been achieved.

>>59704
why

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>59704
Remain on guard for a surprise attack

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>59704
Let's go see about our new suit
also let's see if there is a cleric that can heal the blacksmith

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>59704
Pet the shogun.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>59704
Use controller on her. Make her eat dirt. Bitch.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>59704
Flex at the crowd and see if they are impressed by what a sick cunt you are.

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>>59720
>>59721
>>59736
>>59759

Yep, she's definitely leaving.
Damn, you might have been too much of a dick, in fact, why were you even a dick at all, could this be your inner edgy cunt side?
You turn to Absolut, which you had, for the entire period of the fight, forgot was there

You were about to commission a sword from her, but then you just remembered that, while you lead the clan now, you're still dirt broke, with only pebbles and leaves the only thing closest to currency in your inventory.

>>59762

"Absolut, be sure to get her medical treatment from a priest or such."
"No problem Master, I had caught Blue Moon here when she exited the tower and joined the crowd,"

"Blue Moon, would you please tend to the blacksmith?"
She sighs and stares at you with her constantly half-open lids, as if she's constantly fed up with this shit.
"Yeah whatever."

She goes on her way and you've atleast secured that she's not gong to go blind. That's good. Better than your cunt stunt.

>>59791
>>59762

You begin walking through the crowd, hearing gasps and sounds of admiration as you walk by them.
You are aimless, while you want to pet the shogun, you have no idea where she is. Perhaps we should go see Cointreau? Hmm... perhaps we're too early. Either way, we can do whatever we want now. Maybe even check up on the blacksmith yourself? Search for the DreamTeamPoseSquad? Explore? Right now, we can do whatever we want, and whatever we want, we shall do.

>END OF EPISODE 4

>Thank you for playing! Seriously, again, thank you, it's been fun as hell, hope to see you guys again soon
>Alright guys, you're going to have lots of time to think about what you want to do next
>I'm retiring for now, it's 5AM and I have class in the morning
The shit I do for our precious pretend-times anon, the shit I do
>Anyways, check twitter or just watch the thread, Episode 5 will be here after the break

What is is twitter?

>>59949
>as if she's constantly fed up with this shit.
*as if she's constantly horny
FTFY

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>59949
We should look after smithy and make sure she's not going to hold an eternal grudge against us.
Or maybe she's admiring us? We should figure out what's going on there.

>>59975
https://twitter.com/jiangshi_of_tg

>>59949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>59949
We shouldn't annoy Cointreau, let the poon come to us brothers. Let's do some deeds for the tribe, public relations are important.

got pet best girl! AKA Cointreau

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>59949
find blacksmith and give genuine apology for being a giant cunt

Rolled 3 (1d10)

Find calcium in any form (MANA CHARGED) and gorge your skeleton self for stronk bones.

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dice+1d10
Totally have to check up on that blacksmith... Alil apology, and don't forget to complement them tits!

>>65792
stop this

this is a fast board

>>70877
4u.

Is OP feeling any better?

>>74152
not yet.
we'll probably need a new thread.

test

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>78739

Hi guys, sorry for the idle-ness of it all
I'm here to, sadly, announce that I probably won't be continuing the Quest for the next few days, since I have been spending my past few instances of free time running this quest, I'm quite behind on my schedule to build up my 3D portfolio
Sorry guys, I'll run the first instance I can, but for now, I need to focus on my other stuff
Also I'm already feeling better, so thanks for asking, I won't be dying anytime soon (hopefully)

>>81165
Take your time and all. Don't sweat it.