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Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of a Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.
Choose a character to become the protag:
- Barbarian gladiator
- Elven farmer
- Orc Gladiator
- Dragon Labourer
- Goblin sweatshop worker

Majority vote for the char select
I guess

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>588958
Orc gladiator
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>>588958
Gobbo
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>>588958
Gobbo
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>>588958
Nooo choose orc it's best race
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>>588958
Hello you gaylords

Barbarian gladiator
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>>588958
Dragon Labourer
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>>588958
Barbs!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>588968
hey, I'm gonna roll a d10
if I win, we go with gobbos
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>>588972
Lol I don't agree to that though nice roll
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Two for humies, 2 for gobbos
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>>588958
Well we may as well just have everyone in a party.
Still voting for orc
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>>588972
Rock throws are back
This just shows that we have to choose barbarian.
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>>588974
i've been rolling 10s and gettings 9s on /v/ in all the NaP threads niggaaaa
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>>588975
Weren't you a hummie before all this why vote for gabbos?
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>>588976
that comes later, after the MC breaks himself out of his current situation
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>>588958
I'm back.
Voting barbarians.
Also elves should get into telekinetic rock throwing.

That apocalypse drill was fucking base.
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>>588980
I want good story. I think Gobbo would be more interesting. Human or elf would be expected.
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>>588982
Shit humans in lead
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>>588981
Hey, that's pretty cool.
I find it funny that no one's choosing elf, even tho we would probably get some sick magic
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>>588981
Multi part breakout with role swapping?
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>>588988
Let's not go that far yet
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>>588985
Fair enough then why not orc? Big dumb guy with adventures
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>>588982
Ayyy, my brotha
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>>588987
Magic was prolly taken away cuz apocolypse drill would have killed the planet.


Also...

THERE IS A MYSTERY BOX
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>>588994
Where!? I change my vote for the mystery box!
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>>588958
>>588994
Holy shit there is!


Skeleton!

We choose skeleton!
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>>588994
OH SHIT THERE IS
>>588958
MYSTERYBOX
Even though I got us all killed last time I opened one
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>>588958
hold on niggas
HOLD UP
THERE'S A FUCKING MYSTERY BOX ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE SCREEN
CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOX
I CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOX
LOCK IN
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>>588995
Forgot to put in my name.
It's a jungle out there.
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>>588958
MYSTERY BOX NOW!
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>>588958
Mystery box
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>>588958
Changing vote to mystery box
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What mystery box, u niggas high
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fuck it yolo
all of you niggas are going with names
I'll do it too
the most manlet of manlets reporting in
>>589001
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>>589007
Behind the dragon
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>>589007
Dat box below the dragon nigga
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>>589007
Bottom left you hobo!
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>>588993
Sup brotha.
Wanna go elves I guess?
>>588958
I'll switch it elves me thinks
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>>589007
>>589007
behind the dragon, bottom left corner
it's transparent
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>>589007
It's still there boyo!
Down, left corner!
MYSTERY BOX!
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>>589010
Below the dragon!
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What box
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>>589016
I wanna see what's in the box, then i'll decide.
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>>589025
TOP RIGHT CORNER BY THE ORC
SELECT IT
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>>589025
TOP RIGHT
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>>589025
That box
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>>589025
Top right corner you phaggot!
Do it!
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>>589025
Top right OP

Give us the random box.
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>>589025
That box is moving
Slippery little fox
Box by the orc
...DOX!
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There is no box, the box is merely, an illusion
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>>589036
BOTTOM MIDDLE IS WHERE THE BOX IS
SELECT IT WITH THE CURSOR
LOCK IN AND CLICK IT
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>>589036
Quit movin that fucking box and click it.
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>>589036
Bottom middle.
Mystery box is must.
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>>589036
Oi. Nigga.
Just fucking click the box.
Pls.
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>>589036
We choose the box op
It's not an illusion it's filled with men's hopes and dreams.
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>>589036
Bottom center mystery box. Lock in.
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I see mystery boxes are on the rise.
what could possibly go wrong
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AND THE BOX REVEALS...Tribe hero units
- Hooded Bones the necro barbarian chief, currently imprisoned in Paladin Dungeon
- The Sad One the elven house slave
- Orc Monk Gladiator WanPan
- Dragon Messiah stripped of his golden scales
- The goblin's future King, son of King Gob I
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589052
skellebro Hooded Bones lock in confirm
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>>589052
my heart says wanpan
but my gobbo spirit says Prince Gobbo
I'm going with Prince Gobbo
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>>589052
Orc Wan Pan!
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>>589052
Going for the Sad One.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589052
Do we roll or what? Voting takes too long
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>>589052
Shit that's depressing.
>Paladin Dungeon
>Sad One
>WanPanch survived again
>Messiah isn't golden anymore
His name is now Punished Panch
Wait Punished Panch isn't in any restrains
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>589052
ayo
rolls out for prince gobbo
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>>589059
Shut up and give me dem (You)s nigguh
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Hooded Bones
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>>589052
The Weeping One elf champion
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>589052
Rolling I guess.
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>>589061
He's the current Top Orc gladiator
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>>589052
FUCK
we gobbos and orcs need to stick together
>>589059
>>589063
switching my vote to wanpan
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>>589052
Hooded Bones!

Tho the Liche would have been better.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>589052
Fuck it, rollin' for the elves!
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>>589067
Wait this is important.
Can we get some closure after God removed our drill and the king kicked our collective asses?
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>>589069
Nigga tryin' to vote twice?
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>>589064
>>589069
Dangit. /qsts/ refresh rate STILL sucks. I thought it ate my post, but no. Only my name.
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>>589075
Nah, man. I ain't no King Kobbo or Horney Dragon.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>589052
Rawling for my liege
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>>589072
Depends on what you do in the adventure
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>>589078
Good job for not being a jew
>>589052
>>589070
OP, is my luscious 10 gonna do anything? 'Cause Necrobones, Sad One, and Wanpanch all have 2 votes.
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>>589083
MY FELLOW MANLET
WE'RE BACK
we need imp archivist and the other gobbos here
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Right, let's count votes
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>>589083
MANLET
WE CAN'T WIN ON OUR OWN
WE'VE GOTTA TEAM WITH THE ORCS
SWITCH VOTES TO WANPAN
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>>589069
He's a secret recruitable character on the barbarian route
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>>589092
I thought hooded bones WAS the liche
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Current status of votes n shit
Nobody chose the Dragon.
Or the regular tribemembers.
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>>589095
Nah, barbs chose a different human to become the Lich back in Civ Thing. Guess they didn't want one person to hold all of the tribe's power
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>>589096
Yeah but heroes nigga.
They tell the best story.
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>>589095
Nope. The Liche was a seperate hero. Barbarians had over 10 heroes in our Civ.

Thats why we are the best choice. But a prince manlet is a good story too.
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>>589098
This made me think... Was The Sad One's magical dildo removed?
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>>589096
I'mma switch to wanpanch, then
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>>589096
Should op roll for it then to break the tie?
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>>589096
>>589092
>>589101
These are all reasons why barbs should be picked. And yes, the other races will be saved too.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>589096
>Nobody chose the Dragon.
big surprise

so what do we do with draw votes? roll higher?
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>>589096
>>589108
FUG
THAT'S IT
WANPAN WINS
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>>589108
Why would you choose the most boring hero (imo)?
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>>589105
Everybody's artifacts were removed and put into the Kingdom vault.

Magic was also taken away too courtesy of court wizards
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>>589108
3 votes for Wan pan!>>589096
Common guys we know we can make Wan pan glorious
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>>589110
>over 10 heroes
Youfugginwut?.jpeg
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>>589108
We already had a onepunchman adventure thing back in the post apocolypse.... dangit. Same story twice
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>>589110
Your heroes ment nothing, you only had like 2 good ones
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It seems WanPan wins with 3 votes

Confirm Y/N
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>589125
N
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>>589125
Yee
Yes
Yeah
LOCK IN
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>>589125
I SAY N!
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>>589122
We already had skelly and barbarian quest as well. Besides that dude was a bug man kamen rider.
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>>589125
N
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>>589125
>inb4 we spend more time on this than fuckoff
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>>589121
Hooded Bones
Liche
Fred the Unicorn
Boss Skeledragon
El Skelebool
Skelebro and Skelebro Jr.

So 7. If i am not forgetting
>>589124
Fuck you Mr only 1 hero that didnt get murdered.
>>589125
All the 'N'
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>>589125
Y
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>>589116
>>589122
>>589110
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>>589125
Why give Y or N when we just voted?
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>>589139
Because fucking around is my mission til the end of time
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>>589135
It's still not 10 nigga.
Don't do false advertisement, it's not good for business.
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>>589139
Cuz OP doesnt want a riot on his hands prolly.
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>>589125
>All these N's
Cm'on opie, do an asshat, I know you want to
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>>589142
Please he greatest riots, it's what he do
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Ah yes, so Y got 2 votes while N got 3
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>>589143
>>589145
tfw non greenskins are getting rustled
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>>589148
Wow things are getting complicated
Fucking electoral college
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>>589148
N stands for Necromancy
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>>589148
Voting Y
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>>589152
N also stands for "Not being a weeaboo"
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>>589152
>>589155
It also stands for Negromancy

This has absolutely nothing to do with char select
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>>589156
come on king gobbo
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>>589155
lel
Nice one.

>>589149
>>589153
Also something tells me you are the same gobbo.
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>>589156
fuck
god damn it
let's switch to Prince Gobbo then
>>589157
AYY
fellow manlet
>>589158
that ain't me
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>>589156
Just roll the dice already for the pick.
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>>589161
To roll or not to roll, that is the question.

I must consult the magical crystal ball for answers
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>>589158
Because there's nothing like an Id of some sorts to confirm if you're the same... Oh wait
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>>589156
I'm tempted to choose the negromancer.
But i'll vote for The Weeping One again.
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>>589163
>inb4 urafaget
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>589163
"signs point to yes"
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>>589163
Hmmmmm is it powered by salt?
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>>589156
You forgot the Kool Aid

But whatevs
>>589163
Thats not a crystal ball. Its a bag of crystel meth upside down.
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>>589163
Ball says ur gey
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>>589163
Interesting
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>>589167
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>589172
shake it again
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>>589172
Damnit. Its the 8ball
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>>589172
get a paypal, highest paying gets to choose
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>>589172
Why not just make them all MCs except the dragon
>>589172
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>>589168
It's powered by (You)s
>>589172
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>>589173
Fuck my cellphone not wanting to put muh name
Also, Imma go to sleep, don't fuck it, guys
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>>589172
Trying again
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>>589183
And the answer is
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589184
Fuck find rolling for orc
Jesus
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>>589184
yee
roll for us then OP
character select has taken too long
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>589184
I ask magic ball:
Will SRW Alpha translation be finished?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>589184
Hooded Bones
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>>589184
Rolling for magic 8ball!
And for The Sad One!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>589184
Rolling for elves.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>589184
PRINCE GOBBO
LET'S GO
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>589189
>>589184
shiet
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

Let's roll for dudes who got most votes
1- Hood
2- Sad
3- Wan
4- Gob

Dragons aint got no votes

>>589187
Magic ball gives you answer
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>>589194
ayo
weebs win
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>>589194
It's weab time.
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>>589194
But Wan pan got the most votes dammit
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>>589194
Ayo das bullshit mayng.
But the dice gods will it.
Unless there's a hidden reroll somewhere.
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>>589194
>Magic ball gives you answer
fuckking gaben
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>>589194
>image says episode 3
>wan is a 3
>rolled a 3

Three 3s

Episode 3 confirmed
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>>589199
Read it wrong, damn my eyes
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>>589204
Villian Adventure Part 3?
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>>589204
Half Life 3 confirmed
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>>589194
If OP manages to make this interesting, then he'll have my respect (and my salt) for ages.
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>>589206
Adventure Thing 3
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>>589208
Well you elves were boring as fuck, so it shouldn't be too hard
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Anyway, you now control WanPan, the OrcMonk gladiator slave. Currently the top ranking in the Orc division.

There is also a club coming straight at your face.

Now, everyone posts what action you want to do and roll 1d100.

Highest number gets picked.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch the fucking club and the assailant
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch the club and then the man holding the club
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>589212
Normal consecutive punches
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589212
punch self in face
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589212
punch thru it
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch self in face
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>589212
Punch things, I dunno
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>>589219
Tradition of course
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>>589219
Now your trying to commit suicide?
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>>589222
it's a tradition
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>>589222
Tradition have you forgotten our ways?!
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>>589036
I want to believe that we're still arguing for which protag to pick and I really want Orc Monk
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>>589223
For barbarians. In this timeline. In other stories I understand

One Punch literally kills everything with one punch. Why punch self in THIS context?
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>>589224
We can probably wait a second until we're out of immediate pain.
>>589225
We just finished
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>>589125
HOLY SHIT YES LOCK IN. ORCS BEST TRIBE
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>>589226
because it's tradition for any adventure
our first action is always punch self in face
no matter what
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>>589218
WanPan punched through the club and into the face of the guy swinging the club: a barbarian gladiator
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>>589226
He's Wan Pan
Not one punch you want us to get sued?
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589230
Punch self in face
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>589231
Oritesry

>>589230
Spare him for pity
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>589230
Fuck yeah how bout some flash back as to how we got to be slaves
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>>589227
ah yeah I just got down, I'm probably gonna miss this since I have to go to a birthday dinner but glad to see that it's the Orcs time now

>>589230
wink at him
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589230
Initiate CQC
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>>589232
Dayum. Wanpanch kills himself with the strenght of the punch.
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>>589230
welp
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>589230
Remember how we got here
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>>589232
Then WanPan immediately punched himself in the face. Causing great damage and knocking himself out.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589242
Mash all the buttons at once and wakeup
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589242
flashback dream of how we got here
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>589242
Wake up in dungeon with other heroes
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>>589242
Kek.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589242
initiate dream sequence of what happened after God screwed us over our victory
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>589242
Told ya so


Now we control Hooded Bones
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>>589244
[flashback loading]
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>589242
>>589248
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>>589250
missed it by that much >>589249
>>
Dragon reporting. Gonna read up and catch up.

What did I miss?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589249
wait for it to load
flashback to just after god flicked the spirit meteor drill to space
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589249
Flashback correctly
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>>589250
Fuck you barbs you had your time in the sun.
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>>589252
A dragon not getting picked, that's what
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>589250
Too slow nigga
>>589249
Cancel loading new hero.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589249
Loading finished
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>589249
Alt+f4 outta there.
We choosing another hero.
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>>589258
>>589257
ayy
fuck you barbs
do you not want closure?
let's see the flashback first then you can have all the skulls
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>>589257
>Too slow nigga
page updating weirdly, anyway I don't have much time today, so have fun
>>589255
not enough, never enough
I yet to become barbatrooper
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>>589260
Of course i want closure. Wanpan is not gonna give it. He's just a living meme.
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>>589260
I admit I want to see what happened to all the races. We can assume Hooded Bones and the other Skellies are probably being cleansed by Paladins. Orcs and humans are probably being kept as gladiators for entertainment. Dragons.... I don't know same with Elves and Gobbos
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>>589263
Nigga he was THERE when we were set on that suicide mission.
He probably knows everything about what happened.
Also I'm probably not gonna keep a name for this qst
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>>589257
>Cancel loading new hero.
Loading new hero has been canceled, flashback loaded instead

Whooop whoop whooop whoopy whooop (epic fflashback sound effect)

Ah yes, back when the collective spirits of all tribes formed into a giant golem thingamajig and summoned a giant magical drill meteor to kill the king
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>>589263
Barbarians only get death that's it. Wan Pan is our hero deal with it, the votes are in and the dice god decided.
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>>589270
you forgot the image
also lmao at too many hats forgetting the comma
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>>589271
The Almighty hasn't decided, though.
We will pray to him to let us change character. Or just kill Wanpanch
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>>589270
Server lag caused imge to drop
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589266
Everyone was there. An Orc Charisma will prolly be the whole story.
>>589271
Reeeeeee DELETE THIS

But really, it kinda blows. Mostly cuz he knocked himself out. Cuz memes.
>>589270
Many skeletons were born that day
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589275
Kill the king
Or well try
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>>589275
Oh shit, now I wonder how God retconned this.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589275
Continue flashback
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>>589273
Yea i did. Woops.
>>589277
Yea. Thats what happened.
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>>589277
OH SHIT. KING DEATH CONFIRMED.
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>>589277
Oh SHAYT!
Dubs and 100? DAYUM SON
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>>589277
>>589275
no fucking way
NO FUCKING WAY
NO FUCKING WAY
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>589277
>same ending
Fucking hell, atleast try for the parallel universe time fuckery route by ramming the meteor straight at the human kingodm
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589275
Continue watching flash back
>>589276
He isn't dead, it was an excuse to see what happened, havent you ever written a story before?
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>>589286
I know right? No creativity.
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>>589290
>no creativity
>wants to have another skelly and barbarian quest again.

Common meng
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>>589287
I said 'knocked out' not 'kill himself'.

OP could just as easilly killed him. You as a player have no idea what might have happened.
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>>589277
Then suddenly, God

"You aint dropping that hist on my planet"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>589293
we saw this already
continue flashback
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>589293
Okay
May as well try again with destroyed arms
Get on with it
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589293
It was then fortold in the scriptures that the Almighty had dyslexia.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>589293
Meteor breaks into small pieces due to impact of God's finger and proceeds to fall into Human Kingdom


MORE SKELLIES MORE FUN
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>589293
show us something new
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>>589296
"It was also then told that all tribes are now impotent"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>589293
it hits a random planet causing Alien God to punch God
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>>589222
>>589226
>>589292
No you said commit suicide
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>>589296
>all dem good rolls
>all for nothing
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>589299
just the humans in particular since they can't get it up, right?
ahahaha
continue flashback
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>>589299
and nothing of value was lost to the humans
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589299
Awesome golem stood there confused
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>589301
That was before OP replied with the KO.
>>589299
Blame your kids. They didn't raise us correctly.
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>>589299
Roll to regain the Dragon's innate rapey ability to impregnate every living thing


Messiah will save the other tribes from impotency through crossbreeding
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>>589309
Moar like the innate ability to get buttraped by wildlife, lmao
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589309
>>589299
Forgot roll
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>>589312
Oh fug
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>589311
Elves use telekenisis to get it up
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>>589305
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589315
King kicks our asses while we're distracted
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>>589315
>no dragonic crossbreeding adventures
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>589315
Try to headbutt the king
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589315
And that's how we becam slaves
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>>589317
too slow nigga
you gotta be within one minute of the first reply to count
this is how adventures work
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589315
Robot is confiscated by Brock
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>>589320
The End
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589326
Wake up
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>589326
Wanpan wakes up
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589326
Wanpanch is woken up by a nurse waifu. Or a man crossdressing as one.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589325
>implying the gods didn't abandon us after god took away our drill to use in the next armageddon
>>589326
I wanna know what happened to the tribes and shit after we lost nigga
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>589326
I blame dragons
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>589326
Can we at least raise a huge middle finger from the ground, right in front of the king?
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>>589332
Of course you do, being impotent really mess up your judgement
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>>589332
Orcs and their shitty rolling made King go after us in the first place.

And Dice God gets all the blame, he denied OP's pity roll. He's the Devil in all of our religions
>>
>>589331
They were tuned into slaves duh
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>>589335
We were impotent from Metoers long before god took it away from the rest of you.
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>>589338
Yeah nigga but I wanna know what happened to every race.
It's clear that barbs and orcs went to the coliseum but what about the Elves, Dragos, and Manlets
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>>589337
It wasn't rolling, plus you fags weren't doing anything any ways you have no right to bitch
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>>589332
As the combination was broken, the giant golem diappears, dropping the tribesmen down onto the ground.

Barbarians blamed the dragons the whole way down.
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>>589341
Coliseum too
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589343
we wuz slaves n shieet
continue flashback
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>>589341
The Kingdom's tax collection and bank management are probably all done by Dragon slaves. We're Jews after all.

>inb4 when its time to rescue no dragon wants to go because jewing people is their heaven
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589343
I blame the jews
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>>589343
I blame the barbarians for trying to kI'll everything
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589343
Elves start singing ballads about how the king is a piece of shit on the way down
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589343
The King then rips the Messiahs skin off
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>589349
>>589343
Gabbos shows the king the kings seal
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>>589343
But it was the orcs's fault for opening that box !
>>
>>589350
Diss Track on The King
By MC Herbalist
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>589343
Dragons panic and initiate partial Greed mode because they start worrying about their hoard
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>>589355
This is true, but you know very well that you would have done the same thing
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>>589350
Each tribe had a different way to cope with what happened. But in the end they were all captured
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>>589362
No one picked the box cuz they knew it was bad. That and robots.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589365
End flashback
Initialize character selection screen
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>589365
The Liche escaped
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>589365
end flashback
choose new character
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>589365
Wakey wakey, it's your favorite slave breakfast
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>>589362
We had a doom portal right in our backyard, yet none of us opened it
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589366
That's bullshit no one could resist the mystery box not even you earlier in this thread.
>>589365
Wake up
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>>589375
We actually did

Not sure if it helped or just ran away since it wasn't at the final battle
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589365
>elf on the ground still singing
Kek.
Keep the diss track going.
We're salty as fuck about what happened.
Tell the barbs to smash some rocks together for a sick beat.
Orcs do their dancing
Gobbos make instruments with the golem's scraps and start playing dank songs.
Dragons go around and collect donations.
Elves spit some fire.
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>>589366
It wasnt even a normal or the same mystery box. You went by name alone. Not quality
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>>589375
There is a clear distinction of mystery box and doom portal, mystern box had potential for candy.
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>>589371
Oh look that char select screen, maybe, maybe we can choose another character
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589385
Hooded bones. Lock in.
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>>589379
Technically it was a spy, not a dragon
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>589382
Mystery box is a mystery box, there is no same or normal
>>589385
Wake up
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589385
Select Prince Gobbo
LOCK IN
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>589385
Sad One: No Buttplug Edition
Loch In
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>>589385
That blur man. I must have smoked the dankest blunt while we were falling from the golem.
I CHOOSE THE SAD ONE!
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589385
Messiah

The dice dictates thus
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>>589389
>inb4 hes too tiny and we miss
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>589391
Since everyone is doing that, lemme roll
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>>589389
Selecting prince gobbo, wait it's not working
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>589395
are you okay, OP?
everything is blurry
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589385
Messiah
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589395
Dream ended
Wake up Wan Pan
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589395
Messiah.

Its the will of this dice
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>589395
Did you try wiggling the shaft?
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589395
Is he not of age in order to die horribly, I mean be playable?
>>
>>589399
>>589401
>dragons start showing up with high rolls now
where the fuck were you scaly motherfuckers when we needed you for the rap and for the rolls
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>589395
The Sad One wants his buttplug back!
Plus, he has 2 votes, the others dont
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>589401
>>589399
>>589392
>triple double
I think god is trying to tell something...
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>>589404
Couting shekels
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>>589401
Wait no that's not working either
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589408
Fix the distortion
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>589408
King. Your hand is in the way.
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>>589408
Ay nigga, try the sad one.
I got a 98.
It's worth something.
Right?
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589408
Wake up its a dream
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589408
[Clicking Intensifies]
ITS THE WILL OF THE DICE
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589408
stop drinking, OP
you're clearly out of it
>>
>>589408
OP, all that salt is making you see double, here, have some sugar.
We love you OP.
You're great.
>>
>>589408
Pick the hand
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>>589415
Dont lie to him. That will make us die worse
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>>589412
WanPan finally wakes up from his self-induced unconciousness. He was dreaming about picking characters or whatever, weird
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>589417
>>589415
>>589408
ayo
fuck off barbs
OP is a great guy
Villain Adventure was one of the most fun threads I've ever been in
>>589418
examine surroundings
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>589418
Punch self
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>589418
But he did pick his nose. Hoe embaaarrassing!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589418
Okay time to get back to whatever we were doing.
I think it was related to punching
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589418
Where is he
>>
Man. Autocorrect is my nemesis tonight.
>>589421
How*

Ironic, isnt it?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>589418
See if that barb is still around. If he is, PUNCH
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>>589421
A guard outside your cell laughs at your embarassment
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589427
Check surroundings
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589427
Punch the door. Crush guard.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589427
Punch through the cell door at the guard's face
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>589427
Punch through the wall
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>>589430
ORC PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
>>
>>589430
All these 100s tonight. Dayum
>>
>>589430
>>589432
>>589433
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
YOU SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT
YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE THE MOST BORING CHARACTER TO PLAY AS
FUCK YOU BARBS
>>
>>589437
He says this when he also wanted to end the flashback with choosing another character
>>
>>589439
I honestly thought wanpan was knocked out for real until you revealed it was wanpan imagining the character select screen
>>
>>589439
I was gonna say that, but he'd prolly change his name again amd say it wasnt him
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>>589439
Gabbos are known to be flip floppers
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>>589430
"Whoops, sorry." Said the guard as he dodged the punch
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>>589437
Dude.
1, i'm not a barb
2, the character is still boring. Dice god took pity on us and made it cool.
>>
>>589441
>>589442
well, when I get the high roll
I get pretty hyped
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>589445
Worth a shot
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>589445
Locate barb opponent
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589445
Now punch the door at him
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>589447
Elves are better?
Man we haven't had an orc MC since cleric orc.
Let it go
>>589445
TeAR door off the hindges
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>>589450
If you remember correctly, he's probably in the barbarian section of the slave cells
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589456
punch through the right side walls of your cell to reach the barbs
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589456
Rip off door and ram gaurds into wall
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589456
Also barbs get better tasting food.

Also punch door into guard.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>589456
Punch through the wall and get to him
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589456
Call him a faggot through the wall
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>>589455
I'm just saying i think Wanpanch is pretty boring as a character. Orcs as a race are pretty cool. And i think the Sad One or Hooded Bones would be more interesting to play.
>>
>>589464
Sad One would be almost impossible to use in this game. He would try to murder friends and foe alike.
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>>589468
After he got infused with elf god's strenght he became sane. Sort of.
So no, there wouldn't be any risks of random killing.
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>>589461
"Man, isn't it great we upgraded the cells right before you savages were brought in?"
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>>589472
Punch the wall to the barbarian cells
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>>589464
How is he boring? He's just strong he gets more interesting if you make him so.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589472
Punch the window of the door at him
>>
>>589472
whats the next match against?
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589472
try to manipulate guard with flattery
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>589472
Examine room
Test stand spirit powers
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589472
Check surroundings see if there are any cellmates
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589473
>>589472
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>>589474
He never had any personality to speak of. And he just looks and feels very bland.
>>
>>589478
good idea
we'll use orc diplomacy
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589472

Punch through the wall!!!!! WAAAAGHH!!!
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>>589478
Attempting to flatter guard

Roll 2d100, First is pickings, second is result
1-99: no
100: yes
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Rolled 84, 3 = 87 (2d100)

>>589487
ORC DIPLOMACY
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589487
Orc charisma GO
>>
Rolled 86, 98 = 184 (2d100)

>>589487
>>
Rolled 69, 73 = 142 (2d100)

>>589487
OP needs putting down
>>
Rolled 80, 40 = 120 (2d100)

>>589487
I like your hat. Is it custom?
>>
Rolled 29, 50 = 79 (2d100)

>>589487
ORC CHARISMA
>>
Rolled 81, 60 = 141 (2d100)

>>589487
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>>589491
>>589487
god damn, we're close
>>
Rolled 92, 93 = 185 (2d100)

>>589487
I messed it up.
>>
Rolled 84, 4 = 88 (2d100)

>>589487
ROLL
>>
Rolled 63, 18 = 81 (2d100)

>>589487
>implying this will work
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>>589497
Dayum, those were good rolls
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>>589491
....aaand you failed to come up with any sufficient flattery and jsut kinda stared at the door for a few minutes
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589504
wait until you're called to the next battle
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589504
Inspect the room
Test if you can still project your spirit
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>589504
Orc charisma is a type of flattery
>>
>>589504
Wait until something happen
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>589504
Meanwhile the skeletons used Necro telepathy to map out the arena, prisons and castle walls. Oh yea, the guard patrols too.
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>589504
sing traditional orc song in a melancholy manner
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>>589509
Probably, probably not. Who knows. You're still stuck in your cell wiating for the next time you're called up to battle.

That or the next meal time.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>589512
>>589505
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>589512
>>589506
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589512
examine cell
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>589512
Contemplate the meaning of life
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>589512
Eh i tried. Time to fight your uncle.
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>>589513
"Alright, time for your last bout of the day, come on."
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>589520
Go with him to fight your final bout
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589520
Be sure to get a good look around us while we go.
>>
>>589520
Use orc charisma to lure the guard
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>589520
ask who you'll be fighting
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589520
Give him a hug
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>589523
>>589520
>>
hmm
how does everyone feel about making this guard our friend with orc charisma?
I think we could do it and have a companion out of this
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>>589522
You're being led out from the Orc Cells. The place where the Orcs of your tribe are kept to prepare them for battle in the arena
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>589528
head up the stairs and keep looking around
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589528
Marco!
>>
>>589527
I am in favor of this.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589528
Punch the locks on the doors
>>
>>589534
>dragons messing it up again
we're gonna get put back into our cell
also I'm pretty sure wanpan is handcuffed
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589528
attempt to befriend guard
>>
>>589534
We're gonna hurt our hands before the fight and the opponent is gonna get a weapon now.
>>
>>589535
I'm gonna vote for punching everything and everyone and you won't stop me
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>>589534
"Ah ah ah. No attempting to release the other prisoners" said the gard as he tugs your punch away
>>
>>589535
Brought it upon yourselves
>>
>>589539
>Dragons this butthurt that they want to ruin other race's adventures
you weren't there when we needed you
>>
>>589540
accidently punch his face
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589540
Punch the cuffs... somehow
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>589540
welp
let's climb the stairs to the arena then
keep looking around while doing so
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589540
Ask why is the gaurds being so gay, can't he be cool?
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>589540
make charismatic small talk with guard
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>589540
Keep the momentum from the punch for later
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>589543
fug I forgot to roll
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>>589544
Attempt to punch cuffs resulted in just kinda tapping it from this angle
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589552
Tap a sick drum beat to impress the guard and befriend him
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>589552
Lay down some sick beats
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>589552
Start tapping a tasty jam
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589552
>>589554 this
>>
Apologies, will be absent for at least 30 minutes

Having dinner
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589552
Tap a tune

Bust some beats
>>
>>589560
ayy
come back soon, OP
>>
>>589562
We should have WanPan get some tattoos on his head and back like that one dude from gaudians of the galaxy
>>
>>589566
yee
we need to win some fights first
I'll put that on our todo list
>>
>>589567
Maybe blood god will give us one if he's still around
>>
>>589568
Is op alive or did his lunch eat him?
>>
>>589580
he's enjoying his meal
give him a while
>>
>>589582
I think he just put too much salt on his meal and died.
>>
>>589583
It's ture, you are now communicating with the ghost of op
>>
>>589586
spoogi
let's get back on to updating
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>>589559
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>589590
he doesn't look impressed
let's just head into the arena
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589590
Add some vocals
>>
thread sill going? just got home
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589590
Huh?
Wuzat?
Fights?
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>>589592
It's because he already got enough of that from the Barbarian section
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>589590
Ask the guard if he's watched any good anime lately
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589599
Start singing too, sing some days of our lives, or the theme from cheers.
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>589599
Offer to take his job as guard so he doesn't have to listen to the barbarian singing anymore
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589599
So who's next for the fights
>>
>>589568
this, we should try contacting Orc God.
>>
1d100

>>589599

Fight.

Commence.
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>>589602
"Great idea actually! Quick! Step through this gate to enter the equipment room so we can find you proper guard armor!"
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589599
Ask what happened to the other tribes
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>589599
Bond with gaurd over how the barbs fucking suck
>>
>>589608

dice+1d100
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589609
Ask where the sign is

Every important room has a sign you know
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589609
Alright
>inb4 it's the arena
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589609
He won't kill us right? Sure let's do it
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589609
>>589611
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>>589599
Civiliziations crumble
Rock music stays
Hail Brock
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>>589613
"It's right up there"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>589619
does it have jerky?
>>
>>589619
What's behind the sign

its the buttrape room where the dragons are, isn't it?
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>589621
>>589619
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589619
I have the weirdest feeling about that sign.
>>
>>589619

>Follow guard into room...

dice+d100
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>589619
Open the door

Also just a thought, I kinda want to start a wiki page of NaP's adventure thing series, anyone else game? I haven't read through all of them yet but the continuity and throwbacks and nods to each story is just amazing
>>
>>589618
Elves still sing dank ballads all the time while they're farming.
Oh, wait.
Holy shit.
I think we just became like african slaves.
>>589619
The sign falls down because it wasn't glued on properly. The other sign says something else.
>>
>>589625
Put it in the options field
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>>589620
"Oh yes, all the jerkies, in fact. We took it from the barbarians. Eating their jerky in front of them when they're helpless to do anything about it is a mandatory guard pastime"

>>589625
dice+1d100 in the Options field
>>
>>589619

>Follow guard into room...

>>5889628

Thank you...
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>589630
The fake sign falls off due to shitty glue work and it reveals something else
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589630
You ever think of using it as bait for barbarians?
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589630
barbarian nearby throws a rock in guard
thru window
using ricochet and shit
>>
>>589631

I'll be back when I figure out how to roll a goddamned die...
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589630
Open the door

>>589635
They're in a different section
>>
>>589637
DICE GOD DOESNT WANT US TO OPEN IT
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>589630
>>
>>589637
>They're in a different section
there will be a LOT of ricochet
>>
>>589641
where would they get a rock in the first place?
>inb4 from the arena
where would they hide it?
>>
>>589645
MAGIC
>>
>>589645
rocks are everywhere
just punch floor/walls and get some
>>
>>589645
They have rockology, they know all of the rocks' secrets. Maybe they shoved them in their asses.
>>
>>589648
We lost our magic thanks to court wizards
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>589630
tries to be the best rock it possibly can for throwing.

Being a rock, this is only in a moral support kind of way, as it can't move or change itself in any way except attitude.

They may never know, but I'm cheering for them!
>>
>>589653
Rock has a good feeling about the next throw, hopefully they don't give up on him and pick another rock. Although he hopes that rock can do it if they do! Rock is (figuratively) pumped up!
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>>589633
"Oh yeah. We don't even have to chase after them anytime one of them tries to escape. Just throw a piece of jerky on the ground and they come running back. Works everytime."
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>589656
you hear "fuuuuck youuuu" from afar
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>589656
Laugh
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>589656

>That must be very good jerky, enter room...
>>
>>589656
Well it smells like we're gonna have to roll to resist jerky whenever we eventually get around to barbs.
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>>589657
"hehehe"
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>>589653
I wanna be the very best
Like no rock ever was!

To collect them is my real test
To throw them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each rock to understand
The power that's inside

Rock, gotta throw 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my rockology
Brock, oh, you're my best friend
In a Kingdom we must destroy
Rock, gotta throw 'em all
A rock so hard and true
Our throwing will pull us through
You punch me and I'll punch you
Rock, gotta throw 'em all
Gotta throw 'em all
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589661

>Intelligence check for PC to understand that that voice wasn't a ghost
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>589661
Open the door, in style
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>>589665
processing...
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>589670
Orcs ar da gratest
Also ask the guard to open the door and get tricked
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>589670
Barbarian ghost(?) throws a rock at guard. It misses and hits the door instead, giving us a glimpse of whats inside
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>589670
ask guard to open door since our hands are tied
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>>589673
"Surprise! It's actually the arena. Good luck"
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>589675
Yeah this
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>589677
Called it

Who are we fighting this time.
Do not self KO, Do not self KO
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>589677
DO'H! Check out who we're supposed to be fighting
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>589677
Pick nose
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589663
Rock feels revitalized by a spontaneous theme song coming to its head. It thinks about humming it, humming it hard.

>>589674
It won't let this 33 get it down!
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>>589681
An orc
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>>589686
Well this should be good.
FIGHT
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589686
Plot an escape with him, while faking a fight
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589686
Pick eachother's noses
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>589688
Whoops
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589686
shit is this our first time fighting an orc since we were captured? I'm no race traitor. Fight him while subtly using the blood you guys spill to create a magic blood circle and teleport out of there.
>>
>>589686
Do one of those anime battles where everytime one of you gets hit he flies back and hits the wall, cracking it but not hurting himself.
>>
>>589693
We lost all of our magic due to court wizards when we became slaves.
We might still have overwhelming spirit projections or whatever but we haven't tested it yet.
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>>589689
You pretend to grapple eachother to secretly discuss your escape plan
>>
>>589695
oh

>>589694
Roll nigga, put dice+1d100 in the options field in the reply window
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>589694
>>589686
Damn i'm retarded. Forgot roll and name
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>589697
Pick eachother's noses to decide who's gonna sacrifice his blood to cast blood magic
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>589697
We gotta cause a riot somehow.
But they're too civilized, the barbarians might work.
Also yeah suplexes and what not.
>>
>>589697
Check out your surroundings and a possible escape path
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589704
>>589697
Trolls?
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589697
Do dis for a while:
>>589694
Then pretend killing him, and when the guards arrive to drag him away and take you back to the cell, both of you attack them and escape.
>>
>>589701
We don't have any magic anymore nigga.
You don't even have gold scales on your messiah anymore.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>589704
forgot to roll
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589689

>Your plan is for you to throw him out of the stadium, and then for him to use his newfound freedom to free the imprisoned orks...

>You are initiating you plan now: 3... 2... 1...
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>>589702
While discussing how to cause a riot, you suplexed him
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589714
Suplex self
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589714

>Get carried away in the moment

>Break fellow conspirator's spine...
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589714
Turn the discussion about plans.
Into a full blown fight.
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>>589715
And then you suxplexed yourself. Knocking yourself out, again.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589719
It's a Divine Message from Orc God
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>589719
So what a double KO?
Also wakeup again
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>589719

>Have traumatizing nightmare
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589719
fug
At least we planted the seed of rebellion in our fellow orc's mind
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589719
Wakemeupinside.jpeg
Can'twakeup.jpeg
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>>589721
YOu awaken. In the dream world
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589727
Speak with orc god
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589719
Initialise character creation screen
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>589727
Contemplate how you can awake to be asleep
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>589727
Orc God intervention, or him leaving us.
Either or
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>589727
let out a shout to see if anyone's around
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>589733
>>589727
Contemplate how life isn't real if orc god's tusks aren't real
>>
>>589727
Use orc charisma on the dream realm, to make it our slave.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>589727
Dream up our cool pompadour
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>>589731
No response
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589727

>You focus your willpower, reshaping this ethereal realm

>You create an astral equivalent of a fist

>You make it punch you in the head
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589737
>>589739
Fuck, i always forget to roll.
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>589739
Think of the best thing ever. For an orc
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>589739
call for orc Satan instead
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>589739
The dream suddenly becomes propethic
>>
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>>589742
And the dream said..."nah"
>>
>>589739
Oh that's right he's not a shaman, he can't talk to god!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>589747
Check if any other tribe hero is there
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589747
Test out our dream stand powers
See if we attract any sleeping barbarians with it.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>589747
dream about your orc childhood
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>589747

>Punch dream

>Break dream
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>589747
Start wandering around the dream. See if we can find something.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>589747
Common god I know you are there now, give some advice!
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>>589756
>>
>>589747
Punch dream
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>589761
Open the box
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>589761
Time for looting
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>589761
punch it open
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>589761
Punch the chest open
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>589761
Open the chest. If it's locked, punch it until it's open.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589764
NO DONT, REMEMBER THE DOOM BOX
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589761

>Could be a dangerous dream trap

>Perform civil service by destroying suspicious chest
>>
>>589769
NIGGA FUCK YOU, YOU WANNA JUST JEW US OUT OF ALL OUR DREAM GOLD IN THAT CHEST
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>>589764
You sure?
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589773
Yup
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>589773
absolutely
>>
>>589769
Its a fucking dream
whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>589773
Hmmmmm
Yes....
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589773

>Open box

>Crawl inside box

>Close box
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>589773
Open it, and discover that secretelly orcs don't like anime, they only pretend to
>>
>>589769
I remember nothing
>>
>>589779
Damn it he knows!
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>>589775
You find...a note
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>589786
burn the note, then eat the ashes
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589786
Well we already knew that.
We should probably destroy it anyway so no one will ever know.
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589786
Well it's not a secret any more!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>589786
Wake up from this horrible nightmare
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>589786
Have a mental breakdown over this
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>589786
this makes you seriously re-evaluate some things
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589786

>No one must ever know...

>You know what to do...
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589786
I'm here.
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>>589791
And then there's the other side of the note
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>589800
meanwhile in the real world the remaining dragons just realised that since they are slaves their hoard is likely nonexistent
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589800
No... no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>589800
Well variety is the spice of life.
Keep exploring the dream realm and test stand powers because that was raw spirit
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>589800
A dream spy looked over your shoulder and saw everything
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589800

>Cannot make out writing

>Hold note closer to face
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>589800
What?
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>589800
Remember that you can't actually read
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>>589806
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589800
but are you even any good at kicking?
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>589815
Wake up in a cold sweat. Realize the match is over...
>did I win?
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589815
Suplex him and the smash his face in
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>589815
punch off the dream spy's mask
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>589815
wake up
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>589815

>Perception check for PC
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>589815
Kick that fucker
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>>589816
"lol no" the guard said from outside.

You're in your cell again.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>589827
tell guard to taunt the dragon prisoners for you about having no hoard since it would really piss the dragons off
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>589827
Damnit, you kick the wall in frustration.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>589816

>You cannot tell what is real and what is a hallucination anymore
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>589827
Test if we can still project our spirit.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>589827
Tell the guard that he should be nicer to the Elves. They did nothing wrong
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>589827
Investigate our cell
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589827
He does something Orcish for once, gets MAD and THEN punches the fucking door.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>589827
Try kicking the door down
>>
>>589836
I support this
Also, we should train in kicking
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>589843
Forgot to roll.
Again.
Fuck my life.
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>>589829
"I don't oversee the dragon slaves. But I heard the guards over there like to roll around in money and treasure in full view of the dragons who are forced to do hard labour."
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589847
okay it's time to break out and steal that treasure
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589847
Guards sure are rich in this kingdom
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>589847
When's the next meal?
ALSO EXAMINE CELL
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>589847

>Test Kick

>Kick cell wall
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>589847
Train spirit punch ... and .. kick
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>589847
for curiosity's sake. What do Orc Guards do to terrorize the Orcs?
>>
>>589857
Probably kick anime
Not anymore, since they saw it was a trick in our dream
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>>589851
"In an hour" said the guard.

As you examine your cell, you see your "bed" - a slab of stone with a old dirty cloth blanket draped over it.
Next to it is your shithole.
Other than that your cell is pretty much empty.
>>
>>589862
That was just Punished Panch though.
>>
>>589847
W-We wuz kangs n shieet
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>589863
Pull back blanket to reveal contraband
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>589863
Dive into the shithole to find where it goes
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>589863
start drawing manga on the wall using your own shit, then wait till the guard comes back once you are finished
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>589863
Train spirit punch and kick
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>589863
do some intimidating push ups to scare guard
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>589863
go down shithole
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>589863

>Punch 'shithole'
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>589863
Try digging deeper into the shithole. It might be a way out.
>>
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>>589873
Training to regain lost magics

So far no progress
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>589890
>>589872
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>589890
Delve into the shithole.
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>589890
get frustrated and accidentally relearn Rage.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>589890

>Who needs magic, magic is overrated

>Train physical power to absurd levels

>100,000 push-ups, 100,000 sit-ups, 1,000,000 laps around your cell

>Training montage now
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>589890
ask for jerky
>>
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>>589902
THat's right! Time for a m-
"Dinner's ready"
>>
>>589915
Eat to get our strength up.
And get that montage rolling.
Also may as well get this out of the way now, how are elves, manlets, and orcs tortured?
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589920
>>589915
And I forgot to roll again.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>589915
what's for a dinner tonight?
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>589915

>Nutritious and consistent meals are vital to attaining the awesome strength needed to free yourself

>Eat
>>
>>589920
Manlets are kept in a cell with a really really really really really high ceiling and all their guards are above 6ft, and are on stilts, also they have their hair shaved since their's was never magically removed.

Orcs are forced to watch American Cartoons and every time they must ask to watch Anime they need to refer to it as "cartoon" and they can only watch it dubbed.

Elves are forced to watch straight porn
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>>589932
And so you ate your dinner of weirdly shaped jerky and potato
>>
>>589933
Meh. Besides the Dragons, the Elves were the only ones who actually grew their population the old fashion way by having males and females fuck.
>>
>>589902
>>589932

Apparently all you need to do to get high rolls is reference anime...
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>589932
damn dude, you're swimming in high rolls.

>>589937
which reminds me, does the Sad One still have a magic dildo up his butt? Questions questions.

>>589936
>this is nothing like my japanese animes
>>
>>589939
>>589938
shit you're right
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>>589939
"Speaking of anime! Daily reminder that your favourite anime is shit and your waifu is trash!" you hear the guard yell from outside.

Then you hear a collective wail of despair from the other orcs.
>>
>>589939

For now...

Need I remind you of:

>>589878

Or

>>589833
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589946
write on walls with poo
make your own manga on the walls of your cell
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589946
Ask how the Elves are doing
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>589946

>This is unforgivable, [INSERT ORKISH WAIFU HERE] is not trash

>Enter rage
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>589946
Then a Skelly knight burst in killing the gaurds and frees you saying destiny awaits, but the rest is up to you.
<totally not ripping off berserk>
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>589946
>That reaction
Shit, Wan Panch confirmed to not be a true weeaboo. Anyway, commence training montage!
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>>589951
Your art skills could use some work
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>589965
Ask how the Elves are doing
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>589965
ask the guard for his opinion
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>589965
what do the guards think of it
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>589965

>Punch murals to rubble to in a fit of aggravated disgrace and inadequacy
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>>589970
"It's shit, just like your waifu....and your fighting skills"
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>589980
>>589960
This
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>589980
This is all an attempt to make me angry isn't it?
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>589980
Fuckinh Rage Out
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>589980
Do >>589967
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>589980
We're monks for a reason. His insults are nothing.
>>
>>589989
We're monks cuz we punch things, we ain't Buddhist monks
>>
>>589989
reminder that when the Orcs meditated, they accidentally learned Rage. Orcs are bros but they have no chill.
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>>589984
"Nah, but at least an angry orc would have put up a better fight than constantly knocking himself out."
>>
>>589992
Oh, so we're anime monks.
That sucks.
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>589998
Well then
Relearn Rage
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>589998
It was a high concept piece! You would understand being a dumb gaurd.
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>589999
at least we don't have a dildo up our butt

>>589998
why don't you come over here and say that to my face
>>
>>589999
No just stupid
I know there is little difference between the two but it's there
>>
>>590003
Wouldn't*
Fucking auto correct doesn't let me finish a fucking word.
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>>590003
"Yeah sure. Gaurd, pffft. LIGHT'S OUT IN 5 MINUTES GREENSKINS." The guard yelled as he closes the opening on your cell ddoor
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>590012
Training montage in the dark!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>590012
We have no lights you dick!
Skelly knight comes and let's WanPan out.
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>590012

>Be consumed by impotent anger

>Punch self in face
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>590007
Oh, your salt was unexpected.
I enjoyed it.
>>590012
inspect the shithole. Does it bring somewhere, or is it just a hole in the ground that gets emptied once in a while?
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590012
We don't need light to train
>>
>>590016
Wow my rills are all over the place.
>>
>>590017

I'm sorry...

I'm not helping...
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

ANIME MONTAGE!
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>>590017
And so you punched yourself in the face.

Knocking yourself out and obeying the guard's sleeping orders like a good little orc
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>590035
Can we switch perspectives real quick? Like the sad one.
>>
>>590034

>ANIME MONTAGE!

Further proof that anime = good rolls...
>>
>>590040
Looks like we can
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>>590040
A sudden 1 turn perspective switch to the Sad One.

He's also sleeping.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>590052
Wake up
IN THE DREAM WORLD
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>590052
Then plot happens in the night.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>590052
Perspective change to Messiah
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>590052
time to visit your waifu in the land of dreams
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>590052
Change to the perspective of the formerly High Priestess
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>590052

>Have brain aneurysm

>Die
>>
>>590052

Awaken several hours later. A strange box is sitting next to you.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>590041
this, I was just testing it. I need to somehow include Anime in my next choices

>>590057
what the heck?

>>590052
IDK something something Anime? Explore our subconscious and find out how to reactivate our Stand
>>
>>590057
You misspelled husbando.

It's elves.
>>
>>590057

Anime = good rolls.
>>
>>590064
whoops
>>
>>590064
Well I mean they did have a priestess
And a princess who might be a guy
And a prince who might be a girl
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>>590055
MEANWHILE IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, A PLOT TO ASSASSINATE THE KING IS BEING DISCUSSED BY SHADOWY INDIVIDUALS
>>
>>590064
it's only for 1 turn, after that we're back to Orcs.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>590071
Gregs Mom
Eldritch Horror
Horse fucking
Mercenaries
Mimics
Savages
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>590071
OH SHIT. WHERE'S THE EVIL THING THAT WAS BEHIND THE DOOR? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 5 JASONS? IS THE GOLEM STILL THERE IN THE MANLET CAVE?
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>590071
they're planning to frame us
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>590071

They planned to kill the king with poisoned carrot by stabbing on his face. Nobody expected the deadly carrot.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>590071
We shouldn't be using sign language since we both don't know it
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>590071

>The plan thus far is to find out who the King's waifu/husbando is and call them shit
>>
>>590071

Only once the king is dead can we express our love openly. Takes off mask... reveals they are both pizzas.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>590071
Surpise surprise

Its the manlets in disguise. They're planning to kill King Kobs
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>590071
"I stole a fat blunt from one of the elf slaves, he hid it in his ass. Shit was cash."
"Oh shit, really?"
"Yeah man. Now let's kill the king"
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>>590076
"That's right! We kill the king and frame it on the savages!"

"Perfect! Or! We incite them to attack the king and make them kill him!"

"Or! We just wait a while and they'll break out and kill the king themselves!"

"It's like we don't even have to do anything!"

"Yeah!"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>590092
Greg's Mom smacks them at the back of their head and tells them that's a stupid plan
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>590092
they casually walk by the prison cells, loudly discussing how the king called all orc waifus shit
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>>590092
Damn. That blunt really gave them good ideas.
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>>590092
Hey OP I just wanna say that your cool
Also I hope you don't mind but for a while now I have been borrowing inspiration from your threads for shit to use in my tabletop things with my friends.
Mostly because I am lazy and there is only soo many book, movie and videogames that I can rip shit off from before they start getting suspicious
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>590092

>With that old fool out of the way we'll be able to achieve our destiny as Hokage

>Believe it
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>>590102
Record that shit and post it here so we can all enjoy
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>>590092
What ever happened to all the mounts that various savages had?
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>>590092

They have the idea to free and kidnap a few prisoners in order to frame them as the king's murderer.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>590111
Rolling for anon since I also like this
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>>590107

FUCK...

MOTHERING...

ANIME...
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>590111

Dice test.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>590092

Swift the scene to the king who suspect something REAL BAD will happening to him and then he simple shrug it off!
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>>590116
We Weeb Quest now
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>>590096
"Oh that's right, they're weaksauce"

"Guess we do have to do something afterall, at least to buff them up a little so they'd stand a chance"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>590109
That would be cool
>>590092
"Ey man, we should just kidnap the savages' heroes, and tell them to kill the king."
"Sure bro, lets do that"
"GG2easy"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>590122
Yeah they keep being retarded for some reason
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590122
Let's somehow give them their magic back!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>590122
training montage
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>590122
Sneak to Orc Cells with intent of buffing up Wan Pan
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>>590128
Fucking Dice God doesn't want to give us magic
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>>590132
dice god wants anime magic only
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>590122

>Couldn't we just let one of those huge-ass lizard things loose in the city?
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>590122

Cut to jailhouse where you awaken to hear fighting outside your cell. It's the conspiritors here to free you (and others) so you'll kill the king.
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