Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of a Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.Choose a character to become the protag:- Barbarian gladiator- Elven farmer- Orc Gladiator- Dragon Labourer- Goblin sweatshop workerMajority vote for the char select I guessPrevious threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>588958Orc gladiator
>>588958Gobbo
>>588958Nooo choose orc it's best race
>>588958Hello you gaylordsBarbarian gladiator
>>588958Dragon Labourer
>>588958Barbs!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>588968hey, I'm gonna roll a d10if I win, we go with gobbos
>>588972Lol I don't agree to that though nice roll
Two for humies, 2 for gobbos
>>588958Well we may as well just have everyone in a party.Still voting for orc
>>588972Rock throws are backThis just shows that we have to choose barbarian.
>>588974i've been rolling 10s and gettings 9s on /v/ in all the NaP threads niggaaaa
>>588975Weren't you a hummie before all this why vote for gabbos?
>>588976that comes later, after the MC breaks himself out of his current situation
>>588958I'm back.Voting barbarians.Also elves should get into telekinetic rock throwing.That apocalypse drill was fucking base.
>>588980I want good story. I think Gobbo would be more interesting. Human or elf would be expected.
>>588982Shit humans in lead
>>588981Hey, that's pretty cool. I find it funny that no one's choosing elf, even tho we would probably get some sick magic
>>588981Multi part breakout with role swapping?
>>588988Let's not go that far yet
>>588985Fair enough then why not orc? Big dumb guy with adventures
>>588982Ayyy, my brotha
>>588987Magic was prolly taken away cuz apocolypse drill would have killed the planet.Also...THERE IS A MYSTERY BOX
>>588994Where!? I change my vote for the mystery box!
>>588958>>588994Holy shit there is!Skeleton!We choose skeleton!
>>588994OH SHIT THERE IS>>588958MYSTERYBOXEven though I got us all killed last time I opened one
>>588958hold on niggasHOLD UPTHERE'S A FUCKING MYSTERY BOX ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE SCREENCHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOXI CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOXLOCK IN
>>588995Forgot to put in my name.It's a jungle out there.
>>588958MYSTERY BOX NOW!
>>588958Mystery box
>>588958Changing vote to mystery box
What mystery box, u niggas high
fuck it yoloall of you niggas are going with namesI'll do it toothe most manlet of manlets reporting in>>589001
>>589007Behind the dragon
>>589007Dat box below the dragon nigga
>>589007Bottom left you hobo!
>>588993Sup brotha.Wanna go elves I guess?>>588958I'll switch it elves me thinks
>>589007>>589007behind the dragon, bottom left cornerit's transparent
>>589007It's still there boyo!Down, left corner!MYSTERY BOX!
>>589010Below the dragon!
What box
>>589016I wanna see what's in the box, then i'll decide.
>>589025TOP RIGHT CORNER BY THE ORCSELECT IT
>>589025TOP RIGHT
>>589025That box
>>589025Top right corner you phaggot!Do it!
>>589025Top right OPGive us the random box.
>>589025That box is movingSlippery little fox Box by the orc...DOX!
There is no box, the box is merely, an illusion
>>589036BOTTOM MIDDLE IS WHERE THE BOX ISSELECT IT WITH THE CURSORLOCK IN AND CLICK IT
>>589036Quit movin that fucking box and click it.
>>589036Bottom middle.Mystery box is must.
>>589036Oi. Nigga.Just fucking click the box.Pls.
>>589036We choose the box opIt's not an illusion it's filled with men's hopes and dreams.
>>589036Bottom center mystery box. Lock in.
I see mystery boxes are on the rise.what could possibly go wrong
AND THE BOX REVEALS...Tribe hero units- Hooded Bones the necro barbarian chief, currently imprisoned in Paladin Dungeon- The Sad One the elven house slave- Orc Monk Gladiator WanPan- Dragon Messiah stripped of his golden scales- The goblin's future King, son of King Gob I
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>589052skellebro Hooded Bones lock in confirm
>>589052my heart says wanpanbut my gobbo spirit says Prince GobboI'm going with Prince Gobbo
>>589052Orc Wan Pan!
>>589052Going for the Sad One.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>589052Do we roll or what? Voting takes too long
>>589052Shit that's depressing.>Paladin Dungeon>Sad One>WanPanch survived again>Messiah isn't golden anymoreHis name is now Punished PanchWait Punished Panch isn't in any restrains
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>589052ayorolls out for prince gobbo
>>589059Shut up and give me dem (You)s nigguh
Hooded Bones
>>589052The Weeping One elf champion
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>589052Rolling I guess.
>>589061He's the current Top Orc gladiator
>>589052FUCKwe gobbos and orcs need to stick together>>589059>>589063switching my vote to wanpan
>>589052Hooded Bones! Tho the Liche would have been better.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>589052Fuck it, rollin' for the elves!
>>589067Wait this is important.Can we get some closure after God removed our drill and the king kicked our collective asses?
>>589069Nigga tryin' to vote twice?
>>589064>>589069Dangit. /qsts/ refresh rate STILL sucks. I thought it ate my post, but no. Only my name.
>>589075Nah, man. I ain't no King Kobbo or Horney Dragon.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>589052Rawling for my liege
>>589072Depends on what you do in the adventure
>>589078Good job for not being a jew>>589052>>589070OP, is my luscious 10 gonna do anything? 'Cause Necrobones, Sad One, and Wanpanch all have 2 votes.
>>589083MY FELLOW MANLETWE'RE BACKwe need imp archivist and the other gobbos here
Right, let's count votes
>>589083MANLETWE CAN'T WIN ON OUR OWNWE'VE GOTTA TEAM WITH THE ORCSSWITCH VOTES TO WANPAN
>>589069He's a secret recruitable character on the barbarian route
>>589092I thought hooded bones WAS the liche
Current status of votes n shitNobody chose the Dragon.Or the regular tribemembers.
>>589095Nah, barbs chose a different human to become the Lich back in Civ Thing. Guess they didn't want one person to hold all of the tribe's power
>>589096Yeah but heroes nigga.They tell the best story.
>>589095Nope. The Liche was a seperate hero. Barbarians had over 10 heroes in our Civ.Thats why we are the best choice. But a prince manlet is a good story too.
>>589098This made me think... Was The Sad One's magical dildo removed?
>>589096I'mma switch to wanpanch, then
>>589096Should op roll for it then to break the tie?
>>589096>>589092>>589101These are all reasons why barbs should be picked. And yes, the other races will be saved too.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>589096>Nobody chose the Dragon.big surpriseso what do we do with draw votes? roll higher?
>>589096>>589108FUGTHAT'S ITWANPAN WINS
>>589108Why would you choose the most boring hero (imo)?
>>589105Everybody's artifacts were removed and put into the Kingdom vault.Magic was also taken away too courtesy of court wizards
>>5891083 votes for Wan pan!>>589096Common guys we know we can make Wan pan glorious
>>589110>over 10 heroesYoufugginwut?.jpeg
>>589108We already had a onepunchman adventure thing back in the post apocolypse.... dangit. Same story twice
>>589110Your heroes ment nothing, you only had like 2 good ones
It seems WanPan wins with 3 votesConfirm Y/N
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>589125N
>>589125YeeYesYeahLOCK IN
>>589125I SAY N!
>>589122We already had skelly and barbarian quest as well. Besides that dude was a bug man kamen rider.
>>589125N
>>589125>inb4 we spend more time on this than fuckoff
>>589121Hooded BonesLicheFred the UnicornBoss SkeledragonEl SkeleboolSkelebro and Skelebro Jr.So 7. If i am not forgetting>>589124Fuck you Mr only 1 hero that didnt get murdered.>>589125All the 'N'
>>589125Y
>>589116>>589122>>589110
>>589125Why give Y or N when we just voted?
>>589139Because fucking around is my mission til the end of time
>>589135It's still not 10 nigga.Don't do false advertisement, it's not good for business.
>>589139Cuz OP doesnt want a riot on his hands prolly.
>>589125>All these N'sCm'on opie, do an asshat, I know you want to
>>589142Please he greatest riots, it's what he do
Ah yes, so Y got 2 votes while N got 3
>>589143>>589145tfw non greenskins are getting rustled
>>589148Wow things are getting complicatedFucking electoral college
>>589148N stands for Necromancy
>>589148Voting Y
>>589152N also stands for "Not being a weeaboo"
>>589152>>589155It also stands for NegromancyThis has absolutely nothing to do with char select
>>589156come on king gobbo
>>589155lelNice one.>>589149>>589153Also something tells me you are the same gobbo.
>>589156fuckgod damn itlet's switch to Prince Gobbo then>>589157AYYfellow manlet>>589158that ain't me
>>589156Just roll the dice already for the pick.
>>589161To roll or not to roll, that is the question.I must consult the magical crystal ball for answers
>>589158Because there's nothing like an Id of some sorts to confirm if you're the same... Oh wait
>>589156I'm tempted to choose the negromancer.But i'll vote for The Weeping One again.
>>589163>inb4 urafaget
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>589163"signs point to yes"
>>589163Hmmmmm is it powered by salt?
>>589156You forgot the Kool AidBut whatevs>>589163Thats not a crystal ball. Its a bag of crystel meth upside down.
>>589163Ball says ur gey
>>589163Interesting
>>589167
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>589172shake it again
>>589172Damnit. Its the 8ball
>>589172get a paypal, highest paying gets to choose
>>589172Why not just make them all MCs except the dragon>>589172
>>589168It's powered by (You)s>>589172
>>589173Fuck my cellphone not wanting to put muh nameAlso, Imma go to sleep, don't fuck it, guys
>>589172Trying again
>>589183And the answer is
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>589184Fuck find rolling for orc Jesus
>>589184yeeroll for us then OPcharacter select has taken too long
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>589184I ask magic ball:Will SRW Alpha translation be finished?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>589184Hooded Bones
>>589184Rolling for magic 8ball!And for The Sad One!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>589184Rolling for elves.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>589184PRINCE GOBBOLET'S GO
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>589189>>589184shiet
Rolled 3 (1d4)Let's roll for dudes who got most votes1- Hood2- Sad3- Wan4- Gob Dragons aint got no votes>>589187Magic ball gives you answer
>>589194ayoweebs win
>>589194It's weab time.
>>589194But Wan pan got the most votes dammit
>>589194Ayo das bullshit mayng.But the dice gods will it.Unless there's a hidden reroll somewhere.
>>589194>Magic ball gives you answerfuckking gaben
>>589194>image says episode 3>wan is a 3 >rolled a 3Three 3sEpisode 3 confirmed
>>589199Read it wrong, damn my eyes
>>589204Villian Adventure Part 3?
>>589204Half Life 3 confirmed
>>589194If OP manages to make this interesting, then he'll have my respect (and my salt) for ages.
>>589206Adventure Thing 3
>>589208Well you elves were boring as fuck, so it shouldn't be too hard
Anyway, you now control WanPan, the OrcMonk gladiator slave. Currently the top ranking in the Orc division.There is also a club coming straight at your face.Now, everyone posts what action you want to do and roll 1d100.Highest number gets picked.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>589212Punch the fucking club and the assailant
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>589212Punch the club and then the man holding the club
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>589212Normal consecutive punches
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>589212punch self in face
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>589212punch thru it
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>589212Punch self in face
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>589212Punch things, I dunno
>>589219Tradition of course
>>589219Now your trying to commit suicide?
>>589222it's a tradition
>>589222Tradition have you forgotten our ways?!
>>589036I want to believe that we're still arguing for which protag to pick and I really want Orc Monk
>>589223For barbarians. In this timeline. In other stories I understandOne Punch literally kills everything with one punch. Why punch self in THIS context?
>>589224We can probably wait a second until we're out of immediate pain.>>589225We just finished
>>589125HOLY SHIT YES LOCK IN. ORCS BEST TRIBE
>>589226because it's tradition for any adventureour first action is always punch self in faceno matter what
>>589218WanPan punched through the club and into the face of the guy swinging the club: a barbarian gladiator
>>589226He's Wan PanNot one punch you want us to get sued?
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>589230Punch self in face
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>589231Oritesry>>589230Spare him for pity
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>589230Fuck yeah how bout some flash back as to how we got to be slaves
>>589227ah yeah I just got down, I'm probably gonna miss this since I have to go to a birthday dinner but glad to see that it's the Orcs time now>>589230wink at him
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>589230Initiate CQC
>>589232Dayum. Wanpanch kills himself with the strenght of the punch.
>>589230welp
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>589230Remember how we got here
>>589232Then WanPan immediately punched himself in the face. Causing great damage and knocking himself out.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>589242Mash all the buttons at once and wakeup
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>589242flashback dream of how we got here
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>589242Wake up in dungeon with other heroes
>>589242Kek.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>589242initiate dream sequence of what happened after God screwed us over our victory
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>589242Told ya so Now we control Hooded Bones
>>589244[flashback loading]
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>589242>>589248
>>589250missed it by that much >>589249
Dragon reporting. Gonna read up and catch up.What did I miss?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>589249wait for it to loadflashback to just after god flicked the spirit meteor drill to space
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>589249Flashback correctly
>>589250Fuck you barbs you had your time in the sun.
>>589252A dragon not getting picked, that's what
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>589250Too slow nigga>>589249Cancel loading new hero.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>589249Loading finished
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>589249Alt+f4 outta there.We choosing another hero.
>>589258>>589257ayyfuck you barbsdo you not want closure?let's see the flashback first then you can have all the skulls
>>589257>Too slow niggapage updating weirdly, anyway I don't have much time today, so have fun>>589255not enough, never enoughI yet to become barbatrooper
>>589260Of course i want closure. Wanpan is not gonna give it. He's just a living meme.
>>589260I admit I want to see what happened to all the races. We can assume Hooded Bones and the other Skellies are probably being cleansed by Paladins. Orcs and humans are probably being kept as gladiators for entertainment. Dragons.... I don't know same with Elves and Gobbos
>>589263Nigga he was THERE when we were set on that suicide mission.He probably knows everything about what happened.Also I'm probably not gonna keep a name for this qst
>>589257>Cancel loading new hero.Loading new hero has been canceled, flashback loaded insteadWhooop whoop whooop whoopy whooop (epic fflashback sound effect)Ah yes, back when the collective spirits of all tribes formed into a giant golem thingamajig and summoned a giant magical drill meteor to kill the king
>>589263Barbarians only get death that's it. Wan Pan is our hero deal with it, the votes are in and the dice god decided.
>>589270you forgot the imagealso lmao at too many hats forgetting the comma
>>589271The Almighty hasn't decided, though.We will pray to him to let us change character. Or just kill Wanpanch
>>589270Server lag caused imge to drop
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>589266Everyone was there. An Orc Charisma will prolly be the whole story.>>589271Reeeeeee DELETE THISBut really, it kinda blows. Mostly cuz he knocked himself out. Cuz memes.>>589270Many skeletons were born that day
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>589275Kill the kingOr well try
>>589275Oh shit, now I wonder how God retconned this.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589275Continue flashback
>>589273Yea i did. Woops.>>589277Yea. Thats what happened.
>>589277OH SHIT. KING DEATH CONFIRMED.
>>589277Oh SHAYT!Dubs and 100? DAYUM SON
>>589277>>589275no fucking wayNO FUCKING WAYNO FUCKING WAYHOLY SHITHOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>589277>same endingFucking hell, atleast try for the parallel universe time fuckery route by ramming the meteor straight at the human kingodm
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>589275Continue watching flash back>>589276He isn't dead, it was an excuse to see what happened, havent you ever written a story before?
>>589286I know right? No creativity.
>>589290>no creativity >wants to have another skelly and barbarian quest again. Common meng
>>589287I said 'knocked out' not 'kill himself'.OP could just as easilly killed him. You as a player have no idea what might have happened.
>>589277Then suddenly, God"You aint dropping that hist on my planet"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>589293we saw this alreadycontinue flashback
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>589293OkayMay as well try again with destroyed armsGet on with it
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>589293It was then fortold in the scriptures that the Almighty had dyslexia.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>589293Meteor breaks into small pieces due to impact of God's finger and proceeds to fall into Human KingdomMORE SKELLIES MORE FUN
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>589293show us something new
>>589296"It was also then told that all tribes are now impotent"
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>589293it hits a random planet causing Alien God to punch God
>>589222>>589226>>589292No you said commit suicide
>>589296>all dem good rolls>all for nothing
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>589299just the humans in particular since they can't get it up, right?ahahahacontinue flashback
>>589299and nothing of value was lost to the humans
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>589299Awesome golem stood there confused
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>589301That was before OP replied with the KO.>>589299Blame your kids. They didn't raise us correctly.
>>589299Roll to regain the Dragon's innate rapey ability to impregnate every living thingMessiah will save the other tribes from impotency through crossbreeding
>>589309Moar like the innate ability to get buttraped by wildlife, lmao
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>589309>>589299Forgot roll
>>589312Oh fug
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>589311Elves use telekenisis to get it up
>>589305
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>589315King kicks our asses while we're distracted
>>589315>no dragonic crossbreeding adventures
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>589315Try to headbutt the king
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>589315And that's how we becam slaves
>>589317too slow niggayou gotta be within one minute of the first reply to countthis is how adventures work
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589315Robot is confiscated by Brock
>>589320The End
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>589326Wake up
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>589326Wanpan wakes up
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>589326Wanpanch is woken up by a nurse waifu. Or a man crossdressing as one.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>589325>implying the gods didn't abandon us after god took away our drill to use in the next armageddon>>589326I wanna know what happened to the tribes and shit after we lost nigga
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>589326I blame dragons
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>589326Can we at least raise a huge middle finger from the ground, right in front of the king?
>>589332Of course you do, being impotent really mess up your judgement
>>589332Orcs and their shitty rolling made King go after us in the first place.And Dice God gets all the blame, he denied OP's pity roll. He's the Devil in all of our religions
>>589331They were tuned into slaves duh
>>589335We were impotent from Metoers long before god took it away from the rest of you.
>>589338Yeah nigga but I wanna know what happened to every race.It's clear that barbs and orcs went to the coliseum but what about the Elves, Dragos, and Manlets
>>589337It wasn't rolling, plus you fags weren't doing anything any ways you have no right to bitch
>>589332As the combination was broken, the giant golem diappears, dropping the tribesmen down onto the ground.Barbarians blamed the dragons the whole way down.
>>589341Coliseum too
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>589343we wuz slaves n shieetcontinue flashback
>>589341The Kingdom's tax collection and bank management are probably all done by Dragon slaves. We're Jews after all.>inb4 when its time to rescue no dragon wants to go because jewing people is their heaven
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>589343I blame the jews
>>589343I blame the barbarians for trying to kI'll everything
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>589343Elves start singing ballads about how the king is a piece of shit on the way down
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>589343The King then rips the Messiahs skin off
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>589349>>589343Gabbos shows the king the kings seal
>>589343But it was the orcs's fault for opening that box !
>>589350Diss Track on The KingBy MC Herbalist
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>589343Dragons panic and initiate partial Greed mode because they start worrying about their hoard
>>589355This is true, but you know very well that you would have done the same thing
>>589350Each tribe had a different way to cope with what happened. But in the end they were all captured
>>589362No one picked the box cuz they knew it was bad. That and robots.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>589365End flashbackInitialize character selection screen
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>589365The Liche escaped
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>589365end flashbackchoose new character
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>589365Wakey wakey, it's your favorite slave breakfast
>>589362We had a doom portal right in our backyard, yet none of us opened it
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>589366That's bullshit no one could resist the mystery box not even you earlier in this thread. >>589365Wake up
>>589375We actually didNot sure if it helped or just ran away since it wasn't at the final battle
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>589365>elf on the ground still singingKek.Keep the diss track going.We're salty as fuck about what happened.Tell the barbs to smash some rocks together for a sick beat.Orcs do their dancingGobbos make instruments with the golem's scraps and start playing dank songs.Dragons go around and collect donations.Elves spit some fire.
>>589366It wasnt even a normal or the same mystery box. You went by name alone. Not quality
>>589375There is a clear distinction of mystery box and doom portal, mystern box had potential for candy.
>>589371Oh look that char select screen, maybe, maybe we can choose another character
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>589385Hooded bones. Lock in.
>>589379Technically it was a spy, not a dragon
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>589382Mystery box is a mystery box, there is no same or normal>>589385Wake up
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>589385Select Prince GobboLOCK IN
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>589385Sad One: No Buttplug EditionLoch In
>>589385That blur man. I must have smoked the dankest blunt while we were falling from the golem.I CHOOSE THE SAD ONE!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>589385MessiahThe dice dictates thus
>>589389>inb4 hes too tiny and we miss
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>589391Since everyone is doing that, lemme roll
>>589389Selecting prince gobbo, wait it's not working
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>589395are you okay, OP?everything is blurry
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>589385Messiah
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>589395Dream endedWake up Wan Pan
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589395Messiah.Its the will of this dice
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>589395Did you try wiggling the shaft?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>589395Is he not of age in order to die horribly, I mean be playable?
>>589399>>589401>dragons start showing up with high rolls nowwhere the fuck were you scaly motherfuckers when we needed you for the rap and for the rolls
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>589395The Sad One wants his buttplug back!Plus, he has 2 votes, the others dont
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>589401>>589399>>589392>triple doubleI think god is trying to tell something...
>>589404Couting shekels
>>589401Wait no that's not working either
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>589408Fix the distortion
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>589408King. Your hand is in the way.
>>589408Ay nigga, try the sad one.I got a 98.It's worth something.Right?
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>589408Wake up its a dream
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>589408[Clicking Intensifies]ITS THE WILL OF THE DICE
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>589408stop drinking, OPyou're clearly out of it
>>589408OP, all that salt is making you see double, here, have some sugar.We love you OP.You're great.
>>589408Pick the hand
>>589415Dont lie to him. That will make us die worse
>>589412WanPan finally wakes up from his self-induced unconciousness. He was dreaming about picking characters or whatever, weird
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>589417>>589415>>589408ayofuck off barbsOP is a great guyVillain Adventure was one of the most fun threads I've ever been in>>589418examine surroundings
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>589418Punch self
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>589418But he did pick his nose. Hoe embaaarrassing!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>589418Okay time to get back to whatever we were doing.I think it was related to punching
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>589418Where is he
Man. Autocorrect is my nemesis tonight.>>589421How*Ironic, isnt it?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>589418See if that barb is still around. If he is, PUNCH
>>589421A guard outside your cell laughs at your embarassment
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>589427Check surroundings
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>589427Punch the door. Crush guard.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>589427Punch through the cell door at the guard's face
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>589427Punch through the wall
>>589430ORC PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
>>589430All these 100s tonight. Dayum
>>589430>>589432>>589433ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAYOU SAID WE COULDN'T DO ITYOU SAID THIS WOULD BE THE MOST BORING CHARACTER TO PLAY ASFUCK YOU BARBS
>>589437He says this when he also wanted to end the flashback with choosing another character
>>589439I honestly thought wanpan was knocked out for real until you revealed it was wanpan imagining the character select screen
>>589439I was gonna say that, but he'd prolly change his name again amd say it wasnt him
>>589439Gabbos are known to be flip floppers
>>589430"Whoops, sorry." Said the guard as he dodged the punch
>>589437Dude.1, i'm not a barb2, the character is still boring. Dice god took pity on us and made it cool.
>>589441>>589442well, when I get the high rollI get pretty hyped
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>589445Worth a shot
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>589445Locate barb opponent
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>589445Now punch the door at him
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>589447Elves are better?Man we haven't had an orc MC since cleric orc. Let it go>>589445TeAR door off the hindges
>>589450If you remember correctly, he's probably in the barbarian section of the slave cells
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>589456punch through the right side walls of your cell to reach the barbs
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589456Rip off door and ram gaurds into wall
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589456Also barbs get better tasting food.Also punch door into guard.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>589456Punch through the wall and get to him
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>589456Call him a faggot through the wall
>>589455I'm just saying i think Wanpanch is pretty boring as a character. Orcs as a race are pretty cool. And i think the Sad One or Hooded Bones would be more interesting to play.
>>589464Sad One would be almost impossible to use in this game. He would try to murder friends and foe alike.
>>589468After he got infused with elf god's strenght he became sane. Sort of.So no, there wouldn't be any risks of random killing.
>>589461"Man, isn't it great we upgraded the cells right before you savages were brought in?"
>>589472Punch the wall to the barbarian cells
>>589464How is he boring? He's just strong he gets more interesting if you make him so.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>589472Punch the window of the door at him
>>589472whats the next match against?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>589472try to manipulate guard with flattery
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>589472Examine roomTest stand spirit powers
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>589472Check surroundings see if there are any cellmates
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>589473>>589472
>>589474He never had any personality to speak of. And he just looks and feels very bland.
>>589478good ideawe'll use orc diplomacy
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>589472Punch through the wall!!!!! WAAAAGHH!!!
>>589478Attempting to flatter guardRoll 2d100, First is pickings, second is result1-99: no100: yes
Rolled 84, 3 = 87 (2d100)>>589487ORC DIPLOMACY
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>589487Orc charisma GO
Rolled 86, 98 = 184 (2d100)>>589487
Rolled 69, 73 = 142 (2d100)>>589487OP needs putting down
Rolled 80, 40 = 120 (2d100)>>589487I like your hat. Is it custom?
Rolled 29, 50 = 79 (2d100)>>589487ORC CHARISMA
Rolled 81, 60 = 141 (2d100)>>589487
>>589491>>589487god damn, we're close
Rolled 92, 93 = 185 (2d100)>>589487I messed it up.
Rolled 84, 4 = 88 (2d100)>>589487ROLL
Rolled 63, 18 = 81 (2d100)>>589487>implying this will work
>>589497Dayum, those were good rolls
>>589491....aaand you failed to come up with any sufficient flattery and jsut kinda stared at the door for a few minutes
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589504wait until you're called to the next battle
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>589504Inspect the roomTest if you can still project your spirit
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>589504Orc charisma is a type of flattery
>>589504Wait until something happen
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>589504Meanwhile the skeletons used Necro telepathy to map out the arena, prisons and castle walls. Oh yea, the guard patrols too.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>589504sing traditional orc song in a melancholy manner
>>589509Probably, probably not. Who knows. You're still stuck in your cell wiating for the next time you're called up to battle. That or the next meal time.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>589512>>589505
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>589512>>589506
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>589512examine cell
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>589512Contemplate the meaning of life
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>589512Eh i tried. Time to fight your uncle.
>>589513"Alright, time for your last bout of the day, come on."
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>589520Go with him to fight your final bout
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>589520Be sure to get a good look around us while we go.
>>589520Use orc charisma to lure the guard
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>589520ask who you'll be fighting
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>589520Give him a hug
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>589523>>589520
hmmhow does everyone feel about making this guard our friend with orc charisma?I think we could do it and have a companion out of this
>>589522You're being led out from the Orc Cells. The place where the Orcs of your tribe are kept to prepare them for battle in the arena
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>589528head up the stairs and keep looking around
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589528Marco!
>>589527I am in favor of this.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>589528Punch the locks on the doors
>>589534>dragons messing it up againwe're gonna get put back into our cellalso I'm pretty sure wanpan is handcuffed
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>589528attempt to befriend guard
>>589534We're gonna hurt our hands before the fight and the opponent is gonna get a weapon now.
>>589535I'm gonna vote for punching everything and everyone and you won't stop me
>>589534"Ah ah ah. No attempting to release the other prisoners" said the gard as he tugs your punch away
>>589535Brought it upon yourselves
>>589539>Dragons this butthurt that they want to ruin other race's adventuresyou weren't there when we needed you
>>589540accidently punch his face
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>589540Punch the cuffs... somehow
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>589540welplet's climb the stairs to the arena thenkeep looking around while doing so
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>589540Ask why is the gaurds being so gay, can't he be cool?
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>589540make charismatic small talk with guard
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>589540Keep the momentum from the punch for later
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>589543fug I forgot to roll
>>589544Attempt to punch cuffs resulted in just kinda tapping it from this angle
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>589552Tap a sick drum beat to impress the guard and befriend him
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>589552Lay down some sick beats
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>589552Start tapping a tasty jam
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>589552>>589554 this
Apologies, will be absent for at least 30 minutesHaving dinner
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>589552Tap a tuneBust some beats
>>589560ayycome back soon, OP
>>589562We should have WanPan get some tattoos on his head and back like that one dude from gaudians of the galaxy
>>589566yeewe need to win some fights firstI'll put that on our todo list
>>589567Maybe blood god will give us one if he's still around
>>589568Is op alive or did his lunch eat him?
>>589580he's enjoying his mealgive him a while
>>589582I think he just put too much salt on his meal and died.
>>589583It's ture, you are now communicating with the ghost of op
>>589586spoogilet's get back on to updating
>>589559
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>589590he doesn't look impressedlet's just head into the arena
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>589590Add some vocals
thread sill going? just got home
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>589590Huh? Wuzat?Fights?
>>589592It's because he already got enough of that from the Barbarian section
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>589590Ask the guard if he's watched any good anime lately
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>589599Start singing too, sing some days of our lives, or the theme from cheers.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>589599Offer to take his job as guard so he doesn't have to listen to the barbarian singing anymore
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>589599So who's next for the fights
>>589568this, we should try contacting Orc God.
1d100>>589599Fight.Commence.
>>589602"Great idea actually! Quick! Step through this gate to enter the equipment room so we can find you proper guard armor!"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>589599Ask what happened to the other tribes
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>589599Bond with gaurd over how the barbs fucking suck
>>589608 dice+1d100
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589609Ask where the sign isEvery important room has a sign you know
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>589609Alright>inb4 it's the arena
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>589609He won't kill us right? Sure let's do it
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589609>>589611
>>589599Civiliziations crumbleRock music staysHail Brock
>>589613"It's right up there"
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>589619does it have jerky?
>>589619What's behind the signits the buttrape room where the dragons are, isn't it?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>589621>>589619
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>589619I have the weirdest feeling about that sign.
>>589619>Follow guard into room...dice+d100
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>589619Open the doorAlso just a thought, I kinda want to start a wiki page of NaP's adventure thing series, anyone else game? I haven't read through all of them yet but the continuity and throwbacks and nods to each story is just amazing
>>589618Elves still sing dank ballads all the time while they're farming.Oh, wait.Holy shit.I think we just became like african slaves.>>589619The sign falls down because it wasn't glued on properly. The other sign says something else.
>>589625Put it in the options field
>>589620"Oh yes, all the jerkies, in fact. We took it from the barbarians. Eating their jerky in front of them when they're helpless to do anything about it is a mandatory guard pastime">>589625dice+1d100 in the Options field
>>589619>Follow guard into room...>>5889628Thank you...
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>589630The fake sign falls off due to shitty glue work and it reveals something else
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>589630You ever think of using it as bait for barbarians?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>589630barbarian nearby throws a rock in guardthru windowusing ricochet and shit
>>589631I'll be back when I figure out how to roll a goddamned die...
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>589630Open the door>>589635They're in a different section
>>589637DICE GOD DOESNT WANT US TO OPEN IT
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>589630
>>589637>They're in a different sectionthere will be a LOT of ricochet
>>589641where would they get a rock in the first place?>inb4 from the arenawhere would they hide it?
>>589645MAGIC
>>589645rocks are everywherejust punch floor/walls and get some
>>589645They have rockology, they know all of the rocks' secrets. Maybe they shoved them in their asses.
>>589648We lost our magic thanks to court wizards
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>589630 tries to be the best rock it possibly can for throwing. Being a rock, this is only in a moral support kind of way, as it can't move or change itself in any way except attitude.They may never know, but I'm cheering for them!
>>589653Rock has a good feeling about the next throw, hopefully they don't give up on him and pick another rock. Although he hopes that rock can do it if they do! Rock is (figuratively) pumped up!
>>589633"Oh yeah. We don't even have to chase after them anytime one of them tries to escape. Just throw a piece of jerky on the ground and they come running back. Works everytime."
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>589656you hear "fuuuuck youuuu" from afar
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>589656Laugh
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>589656>That must be very good jerky, enter room...
>>589656Well it smells like we're gonna have to roll to resist jerky whenever we eventually get around to barbs.
>>589657"hehehe"
>>589653I wanna be the very bestLike no rock ever was!To collect them is my real testTo throw them is my causeI will travel across the landSearching far and wideEach rock to understandThe power that's insideRock, gotta throw 'em allIts you and meI know it's my rockologyBrock, oh, you're my best friendIn a Kingdom we must destroyRock, gotta throw 'em allA rock so hard and trueOur throwing will pull us throughYou punch me and I'll punch youRock, gotta throw 'em allGotta throw 'em all
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>589661>Intelligence check for PC to understand that that voice wasn't a ghost
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>589661Open the door, in style
>>589665processing...
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>589670Orcs ar da gratestAlso ask the guard to open the door and get tricked
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>589670Barbarian ghost(?) throws a rock at guard. It misses and hits the door instead, giving us a glimpse of whats inside
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>589670ask guard to open door since our hands are tied
>>589673"Surprise! It's actually the arena. Good luck"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>589675Yeah this
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>589677Called itWho are we fighting this time.Do not self KO, Do not self KO
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>589677DO'H! Check out who we're supposed to be fighting
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>589677Pick nose
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>589663Rock feels revitalized by a spontaneous theme song coming to its head. It thinks about humming it, humming it hard.>>589674It won't let this 33 get it down!
>>589681An orc
>>589686Well this should be good.FIGHT
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>589686Plot an escape with him, while faking a fight
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>589686Pick eachother's noses
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>589688Whoops
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>589686shit is this our first time fighting an orc since we were captured? I'm no race traitor. Fight him while subtly using the blood you guys spill to create a magic blood circle and teleport out of there.
>>589686Do one of those anime battles where everytime one of you gets hit he flies back and hits the wall, cracking it but not hurting himself.
>>589693We lost all of our magic due to court wizards when we became slaves.We might still have overwhelming spirit projections or whatever but we haven't tested it yet.
>>589689You pretend to grapple eachother to secretly discuss your escape plan
>>589695oh>>589694Roll nigga, put dice+1d100 in the options field in the reply window
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>589694>>589686Damn i'm retarded. Forgot roll and name
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>589697Pick eachother's noses to decide who's gonna sacrifice his blood to cast blood magic
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>589697We gotta cause a riot somehow.But they're too civilized, the barbarians might work.Also yeah suplexes and what not.
>>589697Check out your surroundings and a possible escape path
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>589704>>589697Trolls?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589697Do dis for a while:>>589694Then pretend killing him, and when the guards arrive to drag him away and take you back to the cell, both of you attack them and escape.
>>589701We don't have any magic anymore nigga.You don't even have gold scales on your messiah anymore.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>589704forgot to roll
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>589689>Your plan is for you to throw him out of the stadium, and then for him to use his newfound freedom to free the imprisoned orks...>You are initiating you plan now: 3... 2... 1...
>>589702While discussing how to cause a riot, you suplexed him
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>589714Suplex self
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>589714>Get carried away in the moment>Break fellow conspirator's spine...
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589714Turn the discussion about plans.Into a full blown fight.
>>589715And then you suxplexed yourself. Knocking yourself out, again.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589719It's a Divine Message from Orc God
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>589719So what a double KO?Also wakeup again
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>589719>Have traumatizing nightmare
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589719fugAt least we planted the seed of rebellion in our fellow orc's mind
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>589719Wakemeupinside.jpegCan'twakeup.jpeg
>>589721YOu awaken. In the dream world
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>589727Speak with orc god
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>589719Initialise character creation screen
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>589727Contemplate how you can awake to be asleep
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>589727Orc God intervention, or him leaving us.Either or
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>589727let out a shout to see if anyone's around
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>589733>>589727Contemplate how life isn't real if orc god's tusks aren't real
>>589727Use orc charisma on the dream realm, to make it our slave.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>589727Dream up our cool pompadour
>>589731No response
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>589727>You focus your willpower, reshaping this ethereal realm>You create an astral equivalent of a fist>You make it punch you in the head
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>589737>>589739Fuck, i always forget to roll.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>589739Think of the best thing ever. For an orc
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>589739call for orc Satan instead
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>589739The dream suddenly becomes propethic
>>589742And the dream said..."nah"
>>589739Oh that's right he's not a shaman, he can't talk to god!
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>589747Check if any other tribe hero is there
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>589747Test out our dream stand powersSee if we attract any sleeping barbarians with it.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>589747dream about your orc childhood
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>589747>Punch dream>Break dream
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>589747Start wandering around the dream. See if we can find something.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>589747Common god I know you are there now, give some advice!
>>589756
>>589747Punch dream
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>589761Open the box
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>589761Time for looting
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>589761punch it open
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>589761Punch the chest open
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>589761Open the chest. If it's locked, punch it until it's open.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>589764NO DONT, REMEMBER THE DOOM BOX
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>589761>Could be a dangerous dream trap>Perform civil service by destroying suspicious chest
>>589769NIGGA FUCK YOU, YOU WANNA JUST JEW US OUT OF ALL OUR DREAM GOLD IN THAT CHEST
>>589764You sure?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>589773Yup
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>589773absolutely
>>589769Its a fucking dreamwhatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>589773HmmmmmYes....
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>589773>Open box>Crawl inside box>Close box
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>589773Open it, and discover that secretelly orcs don't like anime, they only pretend to
>>589769I remember nothing
>>589779Damn it he knows!
>>589775You find...a note
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>589786burn the note, then eat the ashes
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>589786Well we already knew that.We should probably destroy it anyway so no one will ever know.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>589786Well it's not a secret any more!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>589786Wake up from this horrible nightmare
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>589786Have a mental breakdown over this
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>589786this makes you seriously re-evaluate some things
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>589786>No one must ever know...>You know what to do...
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>589786I'm here.
>>589791And then there's the other side of the note
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>589800meanwhile in the real world the remaining dragons just realised that since they are slaves their hoard is likely nonexistent
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>589800No... no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>589800Well variety is the spice of life.Keep exploring the dream realm and test stand powers because that was raw spirit
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>589800A dream spy looked over your shoulder and saw everything
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>589800>Cannot make out writing>Hold note closer to face
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>589800What?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>589800Remember that you can't actually read
>>589806
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>589800but are you even any good at kicking?
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>589815Wake up in a cold sweat. Realize the match is over... >did I win?
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>589815Suplex him and the smash his face in
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>589815punch off the dream spy's mask
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>589815wake up
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>589815>Perception check for PC
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>589815Kick that fucker
>>589816"lol no" the guard said from outside.You're in your cell again.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>589827tell guard to taunt the dragon prisoners for you about having no hoard since it would really piss the dragons off
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>589827Damnit, you kick the wall in frustration.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>589816>You cannot tell what is real and what is a hallucination anymore
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>589827Test if we can still project our spirit.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>589827Tell the guard that he should be nicer to the Elves. They did nothing wrong
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>589827Investigate our cell
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>589827He does something Orcish for once, gets MAD and THEN punches the fucking door.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>589827Try kicking the door down
>>589836I support thisAlso, we should train in kicking
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>589843Forgot to roll.Again.Fuck my life.
>>589829"I don't oversee the dragon slaves. But I heard the guards over there like to roll around in money and treasure in full view of the dragons who are forced to do hard labour."
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>589847okay it's time to break out and steal that treasure
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>589847Guards sure are rich in this kingdom
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>589847When's the next meal?ALSO EXAMINE CELL
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>589847>Test Kick>Kick cell wall
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>589847Train spirit punch ... and .. kick
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>589847for curiosity's sake. What do Orc Guards do to terrorize the Orcs?
>>589857Probably kick animeNot anymore, since they saw it was a trick in our dream
>>589851"In an hour" said the guard.As you examine your cell, you see your "bed" - a slab of stone with a old dirty cloth blanket draped over it.Next to it is your shithole.Other than that your cell is pretty much empty.
>>589862That was just Punished Panch though.
>>589847W-We wuz kangs n shieet
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>589863Pull back blanket to reveal contraband
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>589863Dive into the shithole to find where it goes
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>589863start drawing manga on the wall using your own shit, then wait till the guard comes back once you are finished
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>589863Train spirit punch and kick
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>589863do some intimidating push ups to scare guard
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>589863go down shithole
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>589863>Punch 'shithole'
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>589863Try digging deeper into the shithole. It might be a way out.
>>589873Training to regain lost magicsSo far no progress
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>589890>>589872
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>589890Delve into the shithole.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>589890get frustrated and accidentally relearn Rage.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>589890>Who needs magic, magic is overrated>Train physical power to absurd levels>100,000 push-ups, 100,000 sit-ups, 1,000,000 laps around your cell>Training montage now
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>589890ask for jerky
>>589902THat's right! Time for a m-"Dinner's ready"
>>589915Eat to get our strength up.And get that montage rolling.Also may as well get this out of the way now, how are elves, manlets, and orcs tortured?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>589920>>589915And I forgot to roll again.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>589915what's for a dinner tonight?
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>589915>Nutritious and consistent meals are vital to attaining the awesome strength needed to free yourself>Eat
>>589920Manlets are kept in a cell with a really really really really really high ceiling and all their guards are above 6ft, and are on stilts, also they have their hair shaved since their's was never magically removed.Orcs are forced to watch American Cartoons and every time they must ask to watch Anime they need to refer to it as "cartoon" and they can only watch it dubbed.Elves are forced to watch straight porn
>>589932And so you ate your dinner of weirdly shaped jerky and potato
>>589933Meh. Besides the Dragons, the Elves were the only ones who actually grew their population the old fashion way by having males and females fuck.
>>589902>>589932Apparently all you need to do to get high rolls is reference anime...
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>589932damn dude, you're swimming in high rolls.>>589937which reminds me, does the Sad One still have a magic dildo up his butt? Questions questions.>>589936>this is nothing like my japanese animes
>>589939>>589938shit you're right
>>589939"Speaking of anime! Daily reminder that your favourite anime is shit and your waifu is trash!" you hear the guard yell from outside.Then you hear a collective wail of despair from the other orcs.
>>589939For now...Need I remind you of:>>589878Or>>589833
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>589946write on walls with poomake your own manga on the walls of your cell
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>589946Ask how the Elves are doing
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>589946>This is unforgivable, [INSERT ORKISH WAIFU HERE] is not trash>Enter rage
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>589946Then a Skelly knight burst in killing the gaurds and frees you saying destiny awaits, but the rest is up to you.<totally not ripping off berserk>
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>589946>That reactionShit, Wan Panch confirmed to not be a true weeaboo. Anyway, commence training montage!
>>589951Your art skills could use some work
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>589965Ask how the Elves are doing
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>589965ask the guard for his opinion
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>589965what do the guards think of it
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>589965>Punch murals to rubble to in a fit of aggravated disgrace and inadequacy
>>589970"It's shit, just like your waifu....and your fighting skills"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>589980>>589960This
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>589980This is all an attempt to make me angry isn't it?
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>589980Fuckinh Rage Out
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>589980Do >>589967
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>589980We're monks for a reason. His insults are nothing.
>>589989We're monks cuz we punch things, we ain't Buddhist monks
>>589989reminder that when the Orcs meditated, they accidentally learned Rage. Orcs are bros but they have no chill.
>>589984"Nah, but at least an angry orc would have put up a better fight than constantly knocking himself out."
>>589992Oh, so we're anime monks.That sucks.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>589998Well thenRelearn Rage
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>589998It was a high concept piece! You would understand being a dumb gaurd.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>589999at least we don't have a dildo up our butt>>589998why don't you come over here and say that to my face
>>589999No just stupidI know there is little difference between the two but it's there
>>590003Wouldn't*Fucking auto correct doesn't let me finish a fucking word.
>>590003"Yeah sure. Gaurd, pffft. LIGHT'S OUT IN 5 MINUTES GREENSKINS." The guard yelled as he closes the opening on your cell ddoor
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>590012Training montage in the dark!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>590012We have no lights you dick!Skelly knight comes and let's WanPan out.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>590012>Be consumed by impotent anger>Punch self in face
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>590007Oh, your salt was unexpected.I enjoyed it.>>590012inspect the shithole. Does it bring somewhere, or is it just a hole in the ground that gets emptied once in a while?
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>590012We don't need light to train
>>590016Wow my rills are all over the place.
>>590017I'm sorry...I'm not helping...
Rolled 93 (1d100)ANIME MONTAGE!
>>590017And so you punched yourself in the face.Knocking yourself out and obeying the guard's sleeping orders like a good little orc
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>590035Can we switch perspectives real quick? Like the sad one.
>>590034>ANIME MONTAGE!Further proof that anime = good rolls...
>>590040Looks like we can
>>590040A sudden 1 turn perspective switch to the Sad One.He's also sleeping.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>590052Wake upIN THE DREAM WORLD
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>590052Then plot happens in the night.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>590052Perspective change to Messiah
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>590052time to visit your waifu in the land of dreams
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>590052Change to the perspective of the formerly High Priestess
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>590052>Have brain aneurysm>Die
>>590052Awaken several hours later. A strange box is sitting next to you.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>590041this, I was just testing it. I need to somehow include Anime in my next choices>>590057what the heck?>>590052IDK something something Anime? Explore our subconscious and find out how to reactivate our Stand
>>590057You misspelled husbando.It's elves.
>>590057Anime = good rolls.
>>590064whoops
>>590064Well I mean they did have a priestessAnd a princess who might be a guyAnd a prince who might be a girl
>>590055MEANWHILE IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, A PLOT TO ASSASSINATE THE KING IS BEING DISCUSSED BY SHADOWY INDIVIDUALS
>>590064it's only for 1 turn, after that we're back to Orcs.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>590071Gregs MomEldritch HorrorHorse fuckingMercenariesMimicsSavages
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>590071OH SHIT. WHERE'S THE EVIL THING THAT WAS BEHIND THE DOOR? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 5 JASONS? IS THE GOLEM STILL THERE IN THE MANLET CAVE?
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>590071they're planning to frame us
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>590071They planned to kill the king with poisoned carrot by stabbing on his face. Nobody expected the deadly carrot.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>590071We shouldn't be using sign language since we both don't know it
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>590071>The plan thus far is to find out who the King's waifu/husbando is and call them shit
>>590071Only once the king is dead can we express our love openly. Takes off mask... reveals they are both pizzas.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>590071Surpise surpriseIts the manlets in disguise. They're planning to kill King Kobs
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>590071"I stole a fat blunt from one of the elf slaves, he hid it in his ass. Shit was cash.""Oh shit, really?""Yeah man. Now let's kill the king"
>>590076"That's right! We kill the king and frame it on the savages!""Perfect! Or! We incite them to attack the king and make them kill him!""Or! We just wait a while and they'll break out and kill the king themselves!""It's like we don't even have to do anything!""Yeah!"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>590092Greg's Mom smacks them at the back of their head and tells them that's a stupid plan
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>590092they casually walk by the prison cells, loudly discussing how the king called all orc waifus shit
>>590092Damn. That blunt really gave them good ideas.
>>590092Hey OP I just wanna say that your coolAlso I hope you don't mind but for a while now I have been borrowing inspiration from your threads for shit to use in my tabletop things with my friends.Mostly because I am lazy and there is only soo many book, movie and videogames that I can rip shit off from before they start getting suspicious
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>590092>With that old fool out of the way we'll be able to achieve our destiny as Hokage>Believe it
>>590102Record that shit and post it here so we can all enjoy
>>590092What ever happened to all the mounts that various savages had?
>>590092They have the idea to free and kidnap a few prisoners in order to frame them as the king's murderer.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>590111Rolling for anon since I also like this
>>590107FUCK...MOTHERING...ANIME...
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>590111Dice test.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>590092Swift the scene to the king who suspect something REAL BAD will happening to him and then he simple shrug it off!
>>590116We Weeb Quest now
>>590096"Oh that's right, they're weaksauce""Guess we do have to do something afterall, at least to buff them up a little so they'd stand a chance"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>590109That would be cool>>590092"Ey man, we should just kidnap the savages' heroes, and tell them to kill the king.""Sure bro, lets do that""GG2easy"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>590122Yeah they keep being retarded for some reason
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>590122Let's somehow give them their magic back!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>590122training montage
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>590122Sneak to Orc Cells with intent of buffing up Wan Pan
>>590128Fucking Dice God doesn't want to give us magic
>>590132dice god wants anime magic only
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>590122>Couldn't we just let one of those huge-ass lizard things loose in the city?
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>590122Cut to jailhouse where you awaken to hear fighting outside your cell. It's the conspiritors here to free you (and others) so you'll kill the king.
