Last time, in which we were stabbed by an asshole, developed feelings for a cat-girl, and obtained a sweet ass coat: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/575760/My Twitter, for updating porpoises: https://twitter.com/KayabaQMThe Discord, for shitposting: https://discord.gg/fzeqYXc>>585165You and Incog laugh your asses off, watching the livestream Tiffany was broadcasting now that you were out of sight. The whole room was confused, and the chat was even worse! "You really did a number on them, Wolf-Man, that howl made me want t- to run, yep that's what I meant!"You blink, it's been a while since she's gotten flustered like that, whatever, not like it's anything you don't already know."So, I think we can all agree with the sentiment Mr. Wolf displayed" Diaval starts "We're here to win, and as you can see, we've proven we can" He throws his arms back to the empty room "The First of one hundred bosses was defeated in a month, and I'm hoping to defeat the second a lot sooner than that"You fall to the floor laughing, holy shit he did not jus- HE DIDKibaou butts in, and points directly at the camera."But to do that, we need you to join us, level up, fight the monsters, do the quests, make yourself as strong as possible, or as fast as possible, and when you're ready, you go to the Town of Beginnings and join the Aincrad Liberation Squad!"He went full Uncle Sam, that's amazing!Wait, the ALS, he founded that? Huh, you thought he just kinda assumed power and Thinker was the founder.You shut off the stream and look up, finding Incog standing over you "I thought you wanted to kick Kayaba's butt, not laze around and watch livestreams!""What, you're saying I can't do both? I'm quite the multitasker" You chuckle as you get up "You have a point though, we're literally the first players on this floor, gotta make the most of it."But what should you do? You could go to the fuckhuge tower that was the second floors Labyrinth, but you might not be ready for the normal monsters inside, which means you should get to grinding... hmmGo looking for quests and EXPFind the Labyrinth
>>589783>Go looking for quests and EXPQUESTS!
>>589783>Look for quests and XP
>>589783>Go looking for quests and EXPWell if we're the first ones here that just means that we get first pick of all the best quests.
Question, how much does MCs meta knowledge cover? Did we read the novels or did we only watch the anime?
>>589783>Go looking for quests and EXPgotta go get martial arts for our third skill slot
>>589783>Go looking for quests and EXPWhat's the labyrinth? And which option gets us the Martial arts skill faster?
>>589814just the anime and the abridged seriesalso I forgot our character sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing>>589783You figure getting EXP and being stronger will probably help beat the boss in the Labyrinth, and just keep you alive in general, so you and Incog begin descending the huge staircase that leads down the CLIFF you are currently on. As you reach the bottom, you realize there's a teleport station, and there's people using it, god damnit there goes your lead. The two who are coming out now look like ninjas, but they sure as hell aren't silent and deadly."GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US THAT INFO OR YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD MEAT!"You look beyond them, and see a small figure running away from them, looking back at the ninjas, you realize they have orange indicators.Ignore themHelp the NinjasHelp the other person
>>589854>help the other personthose weebs are PKers
>>589854>Help the other personPKK TIME GUYS
>>589854Help the other personAre we in a safe zone? If so sliding falcon kick!
>>589854Punch the ninjas. Orange players shall not be tolerated.
>>589854>Help the other person
>>589854Oh hell no, not on your watch.You jump in front of them, fists brandished."pfft, is the woofy gonna fight us? Does he think he's strong?" One of the ninjas says, making the second laughYou pivot on one foot, launching your fist into his faceRoll 1d20!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>589879ORA
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>589879ORAORA
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>589879Awoooo
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>589879Wanpaaanchi
>>589901he laughs at us
Might wanna link the thread on twitter, QM. Last i see is the "coming Soon" announcement.
Rolled 16, 10 = 26 (2d20)>>589898so close, and yet so far>>589897Your fist smashes into his face, but he seems unfazed by it, lashing out with his knife as the other one tries to circle around you!"Incog I could use some backup here!" You growl
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>589913You narrowly, NARROWLY dodge both of their knives as your girl comes in for the rescue, leaping onto the shoulders of one of the ninjas, cupping his chin, and slashing his neck with her knife!
>>589921He falls to the ground, clutching the wound, his HP draining rapidly!"Thank you kitty" you grin, spinning and punching the "ninja" behind you.Roll 1d20!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>589926AHOOO!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>589926We need to let out a battle cry whenever we punch, it'll boost our rolls guaranteed.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>589926oh for fuck's sake
>>589927This goes marginally better than your last fist, making him stagger... right into Incog's knife, wounding him severely. They're both unable to act now...Leave ThemKill Them
>>589942>Leave Them"STOP. FUCKING. KILLING PEOPLE!"
>>589942>Leave ThemThey aren't PKers yet.Tell them if we see them with red markers we'll rip them apart with our teeth though.
>>589942Their sim crystals weren't red, so we'll spare them this time.>Leave them
>>589942>extort, then leave
>>589942>Leave ThemI know everyone is hyped for PKK but does Wolfman really have to dirty his hands?
>>589942>leave them>look if the small figure is there
>>589953>>589954Red markers don't exist for players, just orange ones. Red ones are for monsters, which is part of the reason that despite only having orange crystals the real PKers are called red players or red guilds, because they're monsters.>>589942"STOP. FUCKING. KILLING PEOPLE!" You shout, kicking one of them in the stomach. "Come on Incog, let's go see if that person is alright"You see them standing a little away from the battle wearing a brown cloak with the hood up. "Hey, you alright?" You call, getting closer."Yeah" she says "jus fine, what's it to you?""Hey, you have whiskers!" Incog shouts behind you "what's with those?""Well, since you saved my life, I guess I could show you how I got them in the beta, it's actually the same info those two were trying to get, but they wouldn't pay so I didn't tell them anything, they got mad, you know how it goes" You nod along "Seems interesting, but how long is it going to take?""Long enough to cross the floor and climb a mountain or two, but given what I just saw, I think you'll find the reward satisfying" You smile "and what did you see?""The only player stupid enough to use unarmed combat in a game called Sword Art Online"Incog snickers "Told you ya should have gone with a big sword like everyone else""You say that like I need to compensate for something" "Yeah, your piss poor fists""Hey, do not make me demonstrate my fisting skills"And there she goes, you can practically see the steam coming out of her ears as her face starts to burn red. You grin and turn back to the other girl "So what's your name?" "Hmm, I guess I'll give you two freebies, name's Argo, and you are?""...Sauska" you say carefully, you don't normally give that out to anyone, but it seems a fair trade, her name for yours, and not even your full one at that. As long as she doesn't find out about the rest of that embarrassment you should be okay."Wait, are you the one who howled at the end of the floor boss battle?"You nod, and she slaps a hand to her forehead, laughing "That was amazing! You really have a knack for showmanship!" "So... the whisker thing?""Hm? oh yeah, we should get going, follow me"Please hold while OP writes even more character interaction
>>589942Try and get loot without killing also isn't there a prison we can lock them in.Also get full story.
>>590006Damn those ninjas are full on weebs, they want to be ninja's and have whiskers, what is next try and steal Incog's cat ears.When we have time they definitely go to the prison or basement or whatever we have.
>>590006The three of you walk through valleys and over several mountains, defeating many a monster in your way, you level up to 7 at long last, as do your companions. You hold off on assigning points though, and you move at a rapid pace towards a distant mountain, taller than all the others on the floor. At the very top you can see what appears to be a house, but no one would actually live up there, right?You reach the base of the mountain by dusk, and reach the peak by midnight. "Okay" you huff, shivering, your chest frigid without anything to cover it "how does this explain how you got the whiskers?" "Go talk to the NPC inside the hut, he's got a quest for you, and that will show you how I got these"You nod, and she turns to leave.Ask her to waitLet her go and deal with the quest
>>590036As there are only 2 stats do Agility and Strength cover other things?Like does strength also cover vitality ?
>>590036>Ask her to waitThanks for the help. You got anyone watching your back out there? We got a good hidey-hole with amenities and look out for each other. Maybe we can start a guild
>>590036Deal with quest.If Incog can't help with the quest tell her to do something productive on her own.
>>590042there are hidden stats that can only be increased by items, and the same goes for Max Health, you can find a chestplate that increases your max Health by X amount or a god damn hat that increases your CHA by 50 or what have you, but as far as you guys are concerned there are only two stats you can spend points on.
>>590058We need to find that hat
Still waiting on a decision
>>590073We just need to get one of our group to marry the person with the hat for shared inventory then we can take it when he dies in a few months.
>>590048Changing vote to >>590044
Eh, fuck it>Ask her to wait
>>590036>Ask her to wait
>>590036"Hold up" you call"Hm? What is it?""Thank you for the help, are you solo right now? We have a good base of operations, plenty of supplies, we could look out for each other""Are you asking me to join your guild?""...not really a guild, could be though, got the base for it"She thinks about it"what kind of supplies are we talking""It has it's own telepor pa-""Sold, count me in"Wow, fast travel means a lot in this game huh. You send her a party invite and configure your base so she has access just like Incog and you. "There you go, Teleport callsign is "The Den"" She smiles "Thanks, this is going to help the whole game more than you realize" and then she teleports out.Huh, that went better than you expected, you turn and see Incog frowning at you."What?""Inviting another lady over to our home?""...I honestly didn't think it'd be an issue with you, she's a beta tester, so she knows more about the game than us, she showed us this, maybe she can show us some other stuff we could use""Fair enough, I just thought that was our special place, you know?""Well, it is clearly designed to be used as a Guild's base of operations""Yeah, I guess, whatever let's get this quest, must be important for you right?""No idea, let's see"You step into the small hut and see an old man standing there with his hands behind his back "hello young ones, have you come to master martial arts?"Martial Arts, holy shit this is EXACTLY what you need. "Yes, sir, that's exactly what we're here for""Then you're in the right place, come, I must test you before I teach you"He takes the two of you out to a space with several huge boulders spaced out evenly in a circle, he touches one with his finger."You, big un, this is yours, you must break this with only your hands before I can teach you... and this one" he points to another "is yours, young lady" You face the rock, giving it a light tap, noting that it's not an immortal object. "this is it?"He nods "It is more difficult than you might think" he says, pulling out a container with some black substance inside of it. He dips his fingers in it "come here young lady, this is your mark" He puts the whiskers you saw Argo with onto her, and then turns to you "Please, lift your mask lad" You do, and he marks you. "Those marks will not come off until you have completed my test, you may begin"You turn to the rock face.It's time.Roll 1d20, best of 5
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>590139ORA
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>590139GIMME GIMME GIMMESWEEP THE LEG!
>>590145oh god damnit
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>590139ORRAAAAA!
>>590153Quick! Roll something, get a 20 to cancel it!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>590139ONE
Rolled 4 (1d20)welp im probably late
>>590158>>590145Oh for fuck's sake
>>590141Your fist fucking SMASHES into the rock, and you see little cracks forming, but it's not enough, you need more, MOAR POWER! You punch it again, and again, and again, trying to break it. You spend a whole hour punching until you have to take a break, and then you get right back to it!Roll 1d20 until you get 20, each roll is another hour of punching!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>590178I said, ONE
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>590178REDEMPTION~!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>590178
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>590178Here goes nothing
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>590178
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>590178Prease RNGEESUS-sama-sempai.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>590178And roll again!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>590178OPM DO YOUR THING
>>590199And his sidekick>>590194
>>590194>>590192rock status: btfo
>>590200Now if Jesus tells me to kill anybody I would do it in a heart beat.Dice for the Dice God.
>>590192>>590194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TUTJ0klnKkOn the 6th consecutive hour, you try something new, you draw back a few steps and RUN into your punch, using the full weight of your body to try and smash the rock.The sound of the earth crumbling could be heard for miles around... for everyone except you, because Kayaba had been watching you apparently and... HEROyeah that. You collapse onto the ground, grinning like a fool. You had done it. The old man is soon standing over you, smiling. The whiskers fade without any aid, and you sit up as he sits down across from you. He puts his hands together and bows, and a menu pops up, asking if you want to learn <<Martial Arts>>You select yes obviously, but which skill to replace?Replace HowlReplace BlacksmithingReplace Leatherworking
>>590036the document stats are still at lvl 6
>>590237Hmm... Screw leatherworking.>Replace leather-working
>>590237Replace howl, we can do with out it for now.
>>590237Don't we need Leatherwork to fix our mask?>Replace Howl
>>590237Replace Leatherworkingfor now until 12 when we get that other slot opened>>590266durability goes up over time i think QM said.
>>590237>leatherworkingwe need the howl
>>590237martial arts is necessary to fightblacksmithing isnt because we dont have swords, inco should learn thatleatherworking is good for the clothes that keep dying
>>590273We got the items repaired in the month of grinding I guess, still if we can get other people to repair our stuff then we can do without leatherworking.
>>590282weaponsmithing and blacksmithing is a different thingblacksmithing is armor>>590237replace leatherworking
Sorry about the delay!>>590237You suppose you can go without the leatherworking for a while. You swap it out, smiling to yourself as you look over at Incog, who is... having trouble to say the least. "You really need the skill? You've got a big knife"She huffs "I guess I could just abandon the quest... but then I'm stuck with these whiskers!" You grin "and that's exactly why I want you to do that, because that's adorable" "Shut up, just because you've got a furry fe- NEVERMIND!"...Did clearing the floor reset her or something? She hasn't gotten flustered twice in one day for the past two weeks!"Well, uh, okay, whatever you decide, we have to keep moving, we've really spent too long here as is, we need to either get grinding or get to mapping the labyrinth""Alright, but uh, we haven't slept in a whole day" she says, pointing behind you, you turn and see the rising sun. Shit."Right, yeah we might want to head back to base... hmm"Return homeGo QuestingGo to the Labyrinth
>>590401>Return homeGet rested xp for questing
>>590401>return homeLet's see if Argo is there, and mercilessly tease Incog accordingly
>>590401>Return homeEat. Sleep. Powerlevel.Gotta rest once in a while.
>>590401>Return home>Tease the whiskers
>>590401>Return homeGotta get that sleep bonus
>>590401>Return home>Tease Incog
>>590401Go home, tease catgirl and get a good sleep
Taking a quick lunch break, will return shortly.
>>590401>Return home>incog will pay the blood price of one hundred pettings
>>590401>return home>awkward conversation about the time with one bed
>>590401You pull out a Teleport Crystal "Let's go home"She pulls one out as well and nods, you hold them high in the air.Teleport The Den!You appear next to each other on the platform, and find your home being invaded by a fox girl.Obviously this is an exaggeration, but there is most certainly an Argo raiding your pantry. "Wher did you gus git all dis gud fud!?" She asks through a full mouth."...She made it" you point to Incog "and if that's the loaf of bread I think it is, Kayaba himself is still shaking from the screams of rage it took to make"She looks at it, swallows, and looks back up "Why?""As it turns out, there's a low chance of spawning fire elementals while you're cooking" Incog explains "I... had some poor luck while leveling my skill"Argo snorts "seriously? That's something I think people would like to know" She pulls out a little notebook and scribbles the information down "anything else you can tell me about the skill?""Yeah, it gets a lot worse once you start trying to heat anything up, work on cold stuff until you're at least level 25 with the skill"The three of you soon find yourselves in the living room, munching on food and watching the real world news related to the game."We have confirmation that just yesterday players cleared the first of one hundred floors, it has taken them one month to do so, and many are worried that the players bodies will fail before they are able to clear the hundredth, but an MMO expert..."You tune it out, just more bullcrap about how players will start getting gud, despite the fact that that wasn't even the real problem. "So, what's with the wolf theme?" Argo asksYou chuckle "Started with the helmet and a bunch of wolf pelts, then my clothes ran out of durability and I had to cover up with just the pelts, and now here we are""Really? And why do you wear the mask still, haven't you found a better helmet by now?""Upgraded it as much as I could" you say "When I find a better mask that fits the theme -or make one of my own, whichever comes first- I'll switch" "If I find a wolf related drop, I'll let you know""Thanks"And then you all sat quietly until sleep overtook you.
>>590572>Beta and Omega females acquired.
>>590572She wrote the guide then? Neat
>>590572Two Days Later"So what you're saying is this boss is a load of bullcrap we shouldn't have to fight?" You smirkCARLOS!The soundclip came from above.Urge to kill Kayaba rising.Everyone looks around confused for a hot second, and then turns back to you "yeah basically" Diaval says "this is blocking the way to the actual Labyrinth, and from what we can tell it's got a really, really dumb attack pattern, it charges, it turns, it charges. It'd be piss to beat if it wasn't so fast, but because it is we need someone to keep it from moving until it's dead.""and you chose me, the only guy who doesn't use a weapon""...yeah, we were hoping you could like grapple it or some shit""I'll see what I can do" You turn from the deployed table to look down the valley, where you can see the beast guarding a narrow entrance. Apparently a full fifth of the map was behind the bull, and the Labyrinth was in that area. Irritating.You step up to it, Incog at your side, Argo was off doing some quests. You hold Incog back "You gotta attack it, if you're in front with me your not doing as much damage"She nods, and goes to join one of the flanking groups. You step into the mini-boss's trigger zone, and get ready to hurt.Roll 1d20, best of three!
Rolled 6 (1d20)alright let's get our memes out
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>590673
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>590673
Rolled 16 (1d20)FULL NELSON
>>59069317 is not bad.Feel like we should spam STR from now on so we can do crazy shit like grabbing someone's sword and beating them senseless.
>>590704We would still need a fair bit of AGI so we don't end up as shish kebab
>>590704Nah ain't worth full STR investment to do party tricks.
>>590713>>590711I was thinking grapple lock down. Bad example.
>>590693You grab one of the bulls four horns as it gets close, sidestepping the beast charge, pulling on it and bringing it to the ground. Given it was twice your size, you were forced to activate a combat skill to pull it off, but you had access to those now, so it wasn't a big deal!The flanking groups run up and start hacking and stabbing at it as you struggle to hold it down.Roll 1d20!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>590728
Rolled 15 (1d20)hang on let me find some alcohol
>>590721Still strong balance is important there are times when brute strength work and times where running as fast as possible work.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>590728LEzgo
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>590728
>>590740Putting your full weight on the beast keeps it down!It's back legs start flailing though, and now it's got those under it, it just got a whole lot tougher to keep still!Roll 1d20!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>590752
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>590752
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>590752
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>590752
Alpha roll to make it our new mount? Jk though. With horned animals you are supposed to put your knee on the neck not hold an antler that could break off and leave (three) antlers to gouge at you.With an 18 can we get a better hold on it?
I wonder if we an attach the horns to our helmet?
>>590775Well taming IS a legit thing.
>>590775Welcome to SAO, enjoy your stay in bad logic land>>590754You stomp on it's snout, putting your full weight on your foot, it stops struggling, and then it dies, leaving you stumbling a bit without your footing. "Holy shit, he literally held something twice his size down with his bare hands!"You turn and see a few livestream cameras.HowlBe normal
>>590793> HowlWe have to live the gimmick Brother.
>>590793>HowlBeat hands against chest while we do so.
Howl. Ok, what about exp and loot?
>>590793Roll 1d20 to howl, best of three!
>>590793wave like a normal manJust kidding, howl
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>590807
>>590793>BEAR HANDSOH GOD NO. WE HAVE BECOME A FURRY.>HOWL AND REPENT
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>590807
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>590807
>>590811Somebody better piss their pants
>>590818Incog about near "wet" her pants on a 16, this one is near perfect
I'm rolling nothing but 18s today.
>>590823>20>Kitty enters heat on livestream
Who would win in a fight, Kirito who is good at MMOs or his sister who is still good at Kendo?
>>590880You forget that Kirito is the reason Suguha picked up Kendo.
>>590880Well in the anime, he almost kicks her ass after getting some food in him sense he'd been welding his sword's the entire time in the game with him feeling its weight and shit. I'd say him
>>590880Kirito because he's fucking kirito.
>>590894Kirito dropped Kendo for gaming though.
>>590880Kirito, who has literally been fighting for his life every single day for two years straight, sure his style isn't standard and his body's kinda shit in the real world, but when you've stayed alive for that long there's gotta be something there.>>590811"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" You cry into the sky, grinning under your mask before running head long through the entrance that just opened up, keeping the battle report hidden for now. Incog follows shortly afterwards, her smile much more visible than yours. When you're out of sight you open up the report and your character sheet.Battle Ended!Loot Obtained!>5000 EXPLast Hit Bonus!Horn of the Bullbous CowHuh, you didn't realize you got the last hit, guess your foot was dealing constant damage or something.You had leveled up twice in the past two days, and now that the labyrinth was open you could get up to level 12 much easier. You look at Incog "Ready to navigate a fucking horrible maze?"She nods "Got food, campfires, bedrolls, crystals, we'll be good for at least a week before we have to leave" Good.
>>590926go leftgo leftgo leftgo leftgo leftrinse and repeat til done
>>590940This is a part of the maze, now what do you do?
>>590926another 4/2 AGI/STR spread gets us to 14/10. Seems good to me.>>590953Go left
>>590953Can we roll for just kinda wandering into the right place while walking aimlessly?
In an effort to be able to grapple everything in the game I am going to push for All STR
>>590965AGI a shit. It would be way more fun to be a STR character instead of powergaming
Where are we at?
>>590926>>590977I will support you in this.All STR!
>>590977We held down so, ething twice our size, I don't think we need anymore STR to grapple shit into the ground. Let's keep up the 2:1 Agi:Str ratio, it's been working great so far.
a certain level of agi must be maintained to actually hit anything though, so 4 str 2 agi.
>>590974Now what.In all seriousness I'm not going to be mapping the dungeon, but this is kinda fun.
THE FIST THAT PUNCHES THE HEAVENS!
>>591003go back and head through the door to the northhttps://youtu.be/-leYc4oC83E?t=39s
>>591003Can Incog use Aerial skill to navigate the maze better?
>>591003what does our new item do?
>>591018Don't know what this is but I'm watching it.
>>590974It's not always turn left, it's stick to the right/left wall.
>>591034And of course we are doing a handstand to turn left out of there.
>>591034>had to make a right turnfailure.>>590926Five Days LaterYou smash a minotaur's crotch with your fist, cringing under your mask at the horrific squelch sound it makes. It shatters into shards soon afterwards, leaving you nothing but EXP as usual.Oh SHIT level 12!You grin, finally time to sit down and assign points. You run back to the safe zone you and Incog had found. Argo was there too, scribbling in her book, you think she's drawing an actual map but you can't tell."Find something?" Incog asks, cooking something in a pot over the fire."Level 12" You grin, putting Leatherworking back into your active slots.You sit down and ponder for a moment, 18 points, what to do, what to doAssign Points
>>591052Also mention that the maze would have been a lot better if he just stole from Etrian Odyssey like he did with WoW.
>>591066>STG, EVERYTHING INTO STGWE DON'T NEED DODGING IF WE CAN WITHSTAND HIS FISTS. or break our enemies fist.
>>591066ALL STRENGTH! WE ARE GOING TO POWERBOMB BOSSES!
>>591066All in strength
>>5910663/5th AGI2/5th STR
>>591066>failure.Ha, you were thinking two dimensionally. You have a two-dimensional mind.
>>591076>>591078THIS BOYSSTOP WHEN WE CAN SUPLEX A TRAIN
>>591066All into Strength!
>>5910668 AGI, 4 STR, leave rest of points for emergency situation
>>591084changing voteall in STRWe're fucking Wolfman we going to rip the next boss in half
>>59106610/8 AGI/STRDoubles over our current stats
>>591066>>591096Changing to 12 in STR, save the rest of the points for later.
>>591102That would require hitting the boss first, and wait how much more agile will the boss be?
>>591122Well since most bosses are giant monsters.It's not exactly a hard hit.
>>591122Bosses in SAO always tend to be big dark souls motherfuckers instead of dodgy. For now we can getaway with goin nuts in STR. When we start hunting players then it's time to diversify our portfolio.
>>591105this is good.
Plus if we don't upgrade AGI we will be slowing our ninja friend Incog down by a lot.
>>591145Do you want to clear the game in a year or ten years?
>>591161A year just means ALL IN MUSCLE MASS.
>>591166Salt, I'm glad you see the benefits of All ATR All the time.
>>591161Well, if we get hit once when we're super fast, it'll be like a watermelon thrown off a tower, or up it, as it were.
GG get ready for butt rape and at least save some attribute points so we can change our build when we see how ineffective pure strength is
>>591179STR doesn't boost Defense either according to the GM so that is a moot point.
>>591161Why don't we just jump from place to place to keep up with her? Jumping everywhere's what I do in every MMO.
>>591201You just like the tutorial NPC now, don't you?
>>591076>>591078>>591083>>591102Oh shit I wasn't expecting this.>>591066You're a martial arts user, you're the WOLFMAN, you don't need any more AGI for your level. You dump all your points into STR."Hey guys!" Diaval calls, coming down a hallway you hadn't looked at personally yet "Found the boss room!"You stand up. "Seriously?" He nods "Yep, gonna make some rounds and gather everyone up here since it's the closest safe zone to the room, don't need a scouting party since I got a good look at it, it's the same as the guide says it was in the beta" He nods to Argo "thanks for that by the way, makes this a hell of a lot easier""Not a problem, I want out of this game just like everyone else" You smile "so, where's everyone else?" "Being idiots probably, I know Kirito is waiting outside the boss room doors, keeping the path clear for us, everyone else is probably scattered in pockets, you wanna wait or do you wanna help lead everyone here?"Wait HereHelp round up the clearers
>all these people not wanting to go hambaka senpai
>>591209>Help round up the clearerswe can just howl any encounters while searching for them since we've hit the level cap on this floor.
>>591209>Help round up the clearers
>>591178ONLY WOMEN DON'T WANT TO PUNCH THROUGH MOUNTAINS.>>591209>wait hereNot our fault if they die and we aren't losing our last hit chance on the girlyman.
>>591209>Wait hereCan we catch up with Diaval. I'd like to chat with him/ recruit him into our burgeoning guild.
>>591209Help round up the clearers
well at least we have incog to cover the agi role, she can work on imobilizing techniques so we can actually hit shit with her help, or just drive the enemies into us where they get blown to shards.
>>591254Synergy. She sets them up, we knock them down or miles away.
Throwing this out there since it's only been stated in the Discord so far: after level 20 we no longer get 3 points per level. We only get 1.
>>591279That sucks. Gotta get our STR up super high so we can focus on Agi after 20.
>>591279This is correct, found it on the wiki as one of the only explanations as to why Kirito wasn't able to carry his Elucidator when he first got it, despite being the highest leveled character in the game.>>591209You sigh reluctantly "I'll help gather up the others"Roll 1d20 (best of three) to collect people!
>>591287I'll agree to that, though maybe by that point we can make stat boosting gear?
>>591279Thats super gay, Fuck is the level cap?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>591305
>All into STRIt's gonna be one of those builds. Fuck
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>591305let's howl to let people find us by sound
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>591305
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>591305Roll
>>591310I was gonna roll, then you happened.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>591305I'll roll even though we nat 20'd. hopefully I roll 18 again.
>>591310Found em, and maybe some more.
>>591310We are truly a beast, we sniffed out the entire raid group.
>>591310Follow your nose, bitch!
>>591310sweet roll anon.
>>591332Thank you. I feel redeemed from this>>590145
>>591310Wolfman does it again
>>591339It's okay man, we still love you.
>>591312>muh quality buildso boring
>>591312I'm not even sure what an all STR build would do besides One-punch everything to death and even then I doubt we'd hit that.
>>591359>Implying dumping everything into one stat isn't boring
>>591376One-punching everything is stupid, we're gonna wrestle.>>591381We have AGI, have you not read the other threads beside this one?
well, it's not like we have equipment requirements really... I mean we're still using the leather gauntlets we made yeah? I think str was really only for damage and meeting equip reqs, guess we need to make heavy duty gauntlets then to make the investment worth while.
>>591376>>591381>>591390We can do sick grapples though. Grab to hold still then whale on them.
We have 24 more mass points to spend before the Great Trickle ensues. I'd like to put a plan down to get AGI up to at least 20 in that time, if not 25. So 10 to 15 more points.I will also state that I prefer a more AGI based build but we kinda jump into the rabbit hole already.
>>591390AGI is getting dumped, we won't hit anything when we get to the higher floors.Also we are more capable or wrestling if we have a balanced STR=AGI build.
>>591390I've been here since the second thread. I still think maxing out STR isn't the best move. But, the people have spoken, so I don't really give a shit moving forward
>>591403I can support AGI to 20 and then start relying on STR from then on.I really want us to just need 1 hit to end any encounter.>>591411All Tabletops and MMOs I've played use STR to keep someone in a Grapple.
>>591411>>591413Vote for AGI next time, that's all you can do.
>>591403we have 26 str now, and 10 agi, bringing agi up to 20 over the next 4 levels would be good (10 agi, 2 str). that leaves us at 28/20 with 12 points before the Great Trickle.
>>591411Martial arts aren't just wrestling
>>591420I can get behind that, get some ago so we're not completely slowpoke.
>>591420>want to end the fight in one hityou do realize that fists don't penetrate armor or shields very well, right?
>>591432not unless we make gauntlets with armor piercing properties, and we are using gauntlets albeit the meh leather ones we made back in thread 1.
>>591420This is based on reality you can't grapple someone from 30 feet away.I will at least get behind the AGI to 20 plan.
>>591432We'll get bladed/spiked knucks or something of the like at some point.
>>591438I'm on that plan too. So 20 is our stop point on AGI.From then on it's the fists that will pierce the heavens.
>>591310"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" You call out, and people come running to the safe zone.10203060 fucking people are crowded around your campfire now.God Damnit.Incog makes some space, scooping up the fire and replacing it with a table+oil lamp. Argo spreads her map over the table and Diavel helps her get the last bit in, marking the boss room and your current location."Alright, so we all know what we're fighting, right?" You say to get things started."Baran the General Taurus" Diaval and Argo say at the same time, then blink. "Okay, what's his deal?""The main threat is his AOE stun ability. So...""Rule three of a raid: if the boss does the thing, get the fuck out of the way" You finish, "now what's the thing look like?""Gold dust, gold dust everywhere, he slams his hammer onto the ground to spawn it and you've got about a second to get out of the way, hope you're fast"...God Damnit."And if we're not?" Kibaou asks the question for you."You get stunned for three seconds, if you get hit with the power again, you get paralyzed for up to a full minute" Jesus christ. "Okay, so is it just 'back the fuck up' or can we like, jump over it?""Back the fuck up"You and several other STR-inclined players sigh."We got antidote crystals?""I've got a stock, been saving them, got about 200 now, can distribute at your leisure" Some mook says"Let's get that dealt with before we go in then" "Anything else?""Don't get hit by the fucking hammer, it's huge, it'll send you flying, it's lethal, I don't want anyone dying""Alright, so that's the boss, what's our plan of attack?""Well..." Diaval looks around, then looks at you and Kibaou "Boss didn't have any minions, so I say we set up a 3 group flank, switch out and heal as needed, we have the men" "Whole group switch or half group?""Whole group, keep a cycle, frontal group goes to the back and then takes a break, rinse and repeat""Who's leading?"He points to himself, then to Kibaou, then to you "Me, Kibaou... holy shit I don't think any of us know your name so I'm just gonna call you Wolf-Man"You nod "I'd prefer that honestly, I fucked up with my actual name in this game" "Alright, everyone find a leader and party up with them!"You sigh, and deal with all the menus of party invites. When everyone is ready and every party has a team of "healers" who will be focusing on using the crystals to keep the worst off of the main attackers, you march down to the boss door, where Kirito is waiting "Which party needs an extra guy?" He asks, and Kibaou raises his hand, tossing the not-so-black-swordsman an invite. "Alright, I'll figure it out from here""We ready?" Diaval asks"Hell yeah" you say, raising your fist "TIME TO KICK SOME ASS!"You open the doors personally, revealing the boss!
>>591438>grapple form 30 feet awayhuh... there was a japanese martial art involving ropes... can't remember the name but we have the martial arts skill so we might be able to get that for ranged grapples...
>>591426Yes I do realise that, just anon stated wrestling and I used his example, and it doesn't change the fact that it is better to have some agility to do martial arts.
>>591449guess we shoulda invested a bit in AGI after all
Can we throw AGI players onto the boss?
>>591464fast ball special?might make for a nice combo attack with incog
>>590896That's utterly fucking retarded.Two years functionally comatose in a hospital bed would mean ridiculous amounts of muscle decay.Fucker should have needed physical therapy just to fucking walk again.
Here's a stupid as fuck idea: can be punch and break the boss' weapon?I say its a stupid idea in that it might not actually work and if it does, it would change the whole fight from known to unknown
>>591462All's not lost, he has big chain around his neck, and we have high STR.
>>591481i vote for thiswe haven't done any game breaking shit yet, this should be the first
>>591481I say we try to wrestle the hammer away after jumping over the shockwave that'll happen from it hitting the ground. I don't think we'd actually get the hammer, but maybe distract him, or even get to climb onto his hammer and jump over to the chain around his neck.
>>591480I think he'd had about 2 months worth of just that when he fought her in the anime. not that it really matters cause he's fucking kirito and he's bullshit by nature.
>>591488Operation: Drop the HammerI'm in.
Didn't they make a point in the animu about agi builds being shit in the full game anyway? or am I confusing the animus here
>>591037It's an old sketch from The Dead Alewives, mocking the then-current moral panic about how EEEEEEEVIL D&D was seducing YOUR CHILDREN to the clutches of SATAN.
>>591502Think that was GGO
>>591502no, that was in GGO
>>591502Pretty sure that was later in GGO, wasn't it?
>>591449We should get a ninja to drag us around to increase speed then grab his hammer and get into the battle of strength with the enemy while everyone else cuts the bastard.
Can we get an updated character sheet?
>>591515he's been updating it as he posts, the one posted earlier was getting updated as I watched.
>>591226Take the sheep over, come back.Take the lettuce over, bring the sheep back with you.Take the Fox over, come back.Take the sheep over.
>>591480He had two months of physical therapy before that fight, and he lost because of it.Also there was a study done showing thinking about exercise is like 25% as effective as actually doing it, so maybe his muscles weren't actually as atrophied as we think.>>591502GGO because of STR requirements for better weapons>>591515https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing>>591449The beast stands at four times your height, a little taller than Ilfang, and much more muscular than fat. His golden leggings hide anything below the waist, but above it is bright red fur covered muscle, the dude looks like he could qualify for Mr. Universe or some shit.He swings his hammer over his head, spinning it easily and slamming it into the ground, sending a shockwave of air -but no gold dust- towards the door. Holy shit. "ALRIGHT" You scream over the sound of rushing air. "WE'RE FRONTAL ASSAULT, KIBAOU FLANK, DIAVEL IN RESERVES, GO!"Your teams get into positions as fast as possible, and the fight begins, the boss has 5 bars of HP!Roll 2d20 (Best of 3)!
Rolled 10, 20 = 30 (2d20)>>591532
Rolled 9, 15 = 24 (2d20)>>591532FASTBALL SPECIAL
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>591532
Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d20)>>591532
Rolled 1, 18 = 19 (2d20)>>591532
Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)>>591532
Rolled 11, 9 = 20 (2d20)>>591532
>>591539I love you
>>591544Well, that was entirely too close.
>>591538Christ, Incog, calm down.
>>591538Your frontal assault doesn't go so hot, but that's to be expected, he has a fuckhuge hammer to use against you guys, but the flankers, Kibaou's group does absolutely amazing, they're crawling all over the monster, stabbing it with swords, smashing it with maces and hammers, and generally doing a good job of dealing damage, to the point where by the time you can't hold out, you've taken down two of it's health bars!The healers in your group start using up items as you rotate to the back and Diavel's group switches in, Kibaou's crew taking the time to rest off to the side. Roll 2d20!
>>591560SHE MUST PROVE HER LOVE, SHE WANTS TOO BREED BUT CANNOT MATE.
Rolled 18, 3 = 21 (2d20)>>591573
Rolled 15, 8 = 23 (2d20)>>591573
Rolled 14, 16 = 30 (2d20)>>591573
Rolled 6, 11 = 17 (2d20)>>591573hindsight is...
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d20)>>591573
Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d20)>>591573
Rolled 1, 18 = 19 (2d20)>>591573hail satan
>>591579>>591576Overall decent showing 18,16
>>591452Floor 3 has a spider monster, wonder if we can get some spider silk and make a whip out of it, then we get range and unparalleled strength.
>>591617spider silk lingerie for the kitten
>>591617Kratos chains on our gauntlets would be cool.
>>591617nice thinking anon!
>>591617>not using fistsSounds retarded anon
>>591617I wonder if we could isnted tame it and use it as a Silk machine for our guild. That way when we do Black Smithing or leather working we can have Strong as shit silk instead of shit tier leather for the joints.
>>591635I wanna use claws cuz we are an animal manwe are an animalwe are an animalwe are an animal man
>>591631now this i can get behind
>>591579Your crew, already slightly tired from occupying the beast, doesn't do quite as well dealing damage, but you knock it down another full bar before Diaval gives the order to switch. You swap out and take a breather, this was going way easier than you were expecting, which was nice. "Something's wrong" Argo says next to you "This is too easy""Maybe it's because we have 60 people and a decent strategy?""No, I'm getting a bad feeling about this"Your brow furrows, in the past few days you'd come to rely on Argo's intuition and previous experience, but if one was contradicting the other...Oh shit, it's another Nodachi.But there's nothing to do, you don't know what's going to happen, the only thing you can hope for is that whatever happens when things change from the beta your current plan of action is still applicable. Warn the other groupsKeep quiet until it's an actual problem, Argo could be wrong
>>591635it's basically something to pull things into fist range or perhaps pull us to thing.
I have a question. If we dump enough points into STR shouldn't it start effecting AGI at some point? Think of the fucking Hulk. His speed is off the roof simply due to his ridiculous STR
>>591649>Warn the other groups
>>591649>Warn the other groupsWarn the next group in rotation and the next after the switch out. Don't want to distract anyone. Make sure everyone, even the healers is watching
>>591649>WarnDon't be stupid
>>591649> Warn the other GroupsKayaba really loves his bait & switch bosses doesn't he.
>>591649warn the others, just in case.
>>591649>Warn the other groupsCommuni-fucking-cation is vital in Raids.
>>591649>Warn the others>Ib4 they say it was nothing, we win and they get fucking killed going for the 'chest'
>>591617we should farm some Cave spider silk
>>591694Suchi, why?>>591698That is a good idea, who cares about metal when spider silk is stronger.
>>591649You're called in, and you take the time to let Kibaou know what you think is happening right between the bosses legs as you punch upwards into it's crotch. "Argo thinks there's something changed in the fight, be ready for anything once it gets low!""Thanks, you gonna let Diaval know or should I?""I'll do it" You go back to fightingOh shit it's getting ready to use it's ability."EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY!" you call out as it raises it's hammer over it's head.Roll 1d20! (Best of 3, I really shouldn't have to explain this by now)
So, does the shockwave go behind him?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>591714you do.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>591714
>>591709>>591698;_; my dorf fort masterwork quality signs disappeared
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>591714
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>591714
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>591714ORA ORA ORETREAT!
>>591718Yes it does, full circle AOE effect
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>591714
>>591726>>591729>>591724OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WE WERE DOING SO WELL.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>591714RKO the boss
>>591734So he stuns himself?
Shit man these dice.
>>591743What if RNGEESUS was actually Coobie all along?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>591714
Wolfman better have some strong plot-armour
Time for people to die~
>>591748No, he's immune because it's SAO I ain't gotta explain shit>>591726Most of the group, who had better AGI than you, was able to get out of the area, but you, you poor bastard you're caught in the blast along with all the other STR heavy fighters, stunned for 3 seconds. If you get caught again you're gonna get fucked, or the healers will have to waste time un-paralyzing you.Sighing, you get back to the fight, everyone grouping up on the beast again. Roll 2d20!
Rolled 12, 16 = 28 (2d20)>>591785
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d20)>>591785ITS OVERRRR
Rolled 3, 11 = 14 (2d20)>>591785move dammit
Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d20)>>591785
Rolled 4, 14 = 18 (2d20)>>591785
>>591805well, damn, to bad this is too late...
>>591637>Strong as shit silk>who cares about metal when spider silk is stronger.You're both morons who believe whatever you hear on TV.Spider silk is comparable in TENSILE STRENGTH to some mid range steels of the same weight.Tensile strength is utterly useless for armor, we need good SHEAR STRENGTH.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_tensile_strengthhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shear_strength
>>591805Why?Near perfect roll and it was too late.
>>591805late crits don't override here do they?
>deleting the rollfor what purpose
>>591827>Metal jointsAnon, I stated we put it on joints instead of leather or just simple cloth. Don't be calling me retarded when I didn't state anything about a full god damn suit of the shit. Plus its an RPG who the fuck knows what the spider silk is like in this thing sense you know, its an ANIME.
>>591795The beast gets into the red of it's last health bar, and starts swinging it's hammer over it's head in a circle, making a strange whistling noise you hadn't heard before!"Oh shit, DIAVEL! IT'S ANOTHER NODACHI SITUATION!""ALRIGHT WHAT'S DIFFEREN-"BOOMBOOMBOOMSomething HUGE bursts through the fucking wall.make that TWO something huges. One is about the same size as the General, but the other is easily triple that! They all have the same red fur as Baran, and the biggest one had a twisted beard hanging down to its stomach, and a round, silvery platinum crown atop the center of its head. Oh SHIT.It has six bars of HPOh SHITAnd the smaller one has fourGOD DAMN FUCK SHIT DONKEY DICK THIS IS NOT GOO-"MEROW!"What.Is that god damn Fluffles jumping onto the head of the king?"MERAOOOU!"SHINK SHINKThe crown fell to the ground with a mighty THUD, shaking the ground beneath you. But that was nothing compared to the unholy sound that came nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yc9jj01-MYou saw the dude's huge beard falling to the ground, and felt fear.You do not mess with a creature who has just lost his proud and manly beard.Fluffles returns to the ground gracefully, returning to Diaval's party and drinking a healing potion. Alright, you can do this.You can DO THISYou leap off the ground with all your might, jumping onto the General and launching the hardest punch you can manage into it's face!Roll 1d20!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>591919
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>591919
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>591919
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>591919
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>591919
>>591860>implyingSpider silk has shitty shear strength PERIOD.Leather is better than it for that purpose.
>>591932Oh sweet mother of mercy.
Isn't it still best of 3 anyways? OP has said it enough that we should be rejoicing we got an 18
>>591976we're pretty sure crit fails override...
>>591976We dont know if its a crit takes prioirty thing either...
>>591976crits are active
>>591938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQIXUnRyy2kYou shatter the beast with one last blow, and come down to the ground hard. There's a Last hit Popup but you ignore it, focusing on the other two creatures. "SAME STRATEGY AS BEFORE, GROUP THAT WAS ON REST SPLITS IN HALF AND FOCUSES ON THE SECOND BEAST!" You cry out."GIVE US AN ORDER!" "DIAVAL, FRONTAL ASSAULT ON THE KING! KIBAOU FLANKING, WE'LL FIGHT THE OTHER GUY, GO!"You wonder if Howl has an inspiration component for players, you could use it right about now.HowlAttack
>>591997>AttackKILL IT. REVENGEEEE
>>591997Howland thank fuck crit fails don't override like we thought.
>>591997>howlestablish ourselves as a face
>>591997>HowlLittle trap tingle but I wanna see what happens
>>591976I just like the irony of it.>launching the hardest punch you can manage into it's face!>roll a 1Perfection.>>591997>HowlWhat could possibly go wrong? Except a piddly little awoo coming out and making us a laughingstock.
>>591997>HowlIt seems to have some effect on other players, why not try it out then attack.
>>591997> AttackWe can't waste time here.
>>591997>Leap onto another beast and grab one of the chains on their necks.
>>591997Howl.We need morale we can only believe in RNGEESUS now.
>>591997Roll 1d20 to Howl!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>592043
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>592043Awooo~~
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>592043
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>592043Here's hoping?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>592043
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>592043
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>592043Let's do it I guess
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>592043
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>592043MAKE PANTIES SOAKED, MAKE MEN FEAR, AND MAKE THE BEASTS SHIT THEMSELVES.
>>592061well.. I made up for my 1, or would have it I wasn't late...
>>592061God damn it, you just missed it.
>>592052"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" You cry out into the darkened room, not quite the loudest you've done, but it serves your purposes, and your entire group -if not the whole raid party- seems to feel your rage, moving faster than they were a minute ago. Or maybe they're scared shitless of what will happen if they fail you, but whatever, you got them moving, it's time to attack!Roll 3d20!
So do we have a bunch of quests primed to turn in once we finish this boss?
Rolled 13, 4, 9 = 26 (3d20)>>592102
Rolled 12, 2, 12 = 26 (3d20)>>592102REVENGE.
Rolled 7, 20, 3 = 30 (3d20)>>592102
Rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11 (3d20)>>592102
Rolled 5, 13, 10 = 28 (3d20)>>592102Burn it burnit
Rolled 11, 10, 11 = 32 (3d20)>>592102C'mon wolfie
>>592102Sauska the Dread Wolf strikes again, ladies
>>592136But it's Kibao who got the 20? Maybe this'll stop his bitching.
>>592103You've been focused on clearing the dungeon for the past 5 days, there's really no quests to complete.Fuck I should have reordered how you said you'd focus the smaller boss so you would realize the order for dice was You, Diaval, and then Kibaou>>592112Your group doesn't do so hot against the new boss, it's using some sort of AOE every five fucking seconds and stunning everyone for not even enough time for you to blink, but enough to set everyone off balance and since there's no warning for it happening you have no chance to avoid it. You'll just have to get used to... essentially having lag against the boss. Diaval's group does a fantastic job tanking the fight against the king, even dealing like half a bar of damage, but the flankers are clearly forgetting how to do their fucking jobs. The King turns, swinging it's giant hammer through the flanking group, Sending at least half of it careening through the room and killing at least one player.God DAMNIT!"SWITCH!" you call out, "KIBAOU, DON'T BOTHER ROTATING, JUST KEEP THIS GUY OCCUPIED, DIAVAL WE SWITCH BETWEEN FLANKING AND TANKING, GOT IT?!""GOT IT" They say in unison.Roll 3d20!
Rolled 13, 13, 13 = 39 (3d20)>>592189
Rolled 15, 11, 15 = 41 (3d20)>>592189
Rolled 2, 19, 12 = 33 (3d20)>>592189
Rolled 18, 6, 13 = 37 (3d20)>>592189
Rolled 20, 2, 8 = 30 (3d20)>>592189
Rolled 9, 15, 10 = 34 (3d20)>>592189
>>592189>You've been focused on clearing the dungeon for the past 5 days, there's really no quests to complete.Really? We don't take advantage of the exp we'll get once we're uncapped?
>>592198Well that bodes well.
i hope incog is ok
>>592252she ded yo
>>592218Well it's 15,19,15 based on>>592201>>592203
>>592252you think she plans on dying without getting mounted like the bitch she is son? Do you even SAO?
>>592276Also. fun fact, in the discord Kayaba told us that her hypnotist wasn't just raping her, but he was also trying to turn her into a murder slave.
>>592276this guy gets it
>>592275KayabaQM takes the roll with highest total, not highest from each block according to discord.
>>592281what the hell have i been missing by not using the discord?
>>592276i hope she gets globbedshe has to
>>592297A discussion about what this quest might turn into once we finish GGO
>>592281Well perfect, She's gonna earn ALL the headpats. Also discord?
>>592297Incest and microwave-computers.
>>592310https://discord.gg/fzeqYXc>>592201You and Incog do well keeping the boss occupied, she uses your strength as a boost to get up into the air for her <<Aerial Attack>> skill, and while she's airborn you punch the cunt in the legs, though that's made difficult with the fucking chainmail leggings in the way.But you're the tank party so you don't mind.Diaval does loads better than Kibaou at attacking the dude, but his chainmail leggings combined with his height make it difficult regardless. Speaking of Kibaou, his group is doing... better, they're not getting obliterated anymore, at least. Your health is getting low, but someone slaps a crystal on you, and a lot of others, restoring most of your HPSwitchKeep Tanking
>>592346>Keep TankingWe got this!
>>592346>TANK UNIL WE COLLAPSEalso im glad inco is ok
>>592369>falling for the weakest waifubait in history
>>592346You can hold out a lot longer, no one's even run out of crystals yet. Roll 3d20!
>>592387Meh Dude likes what he likes.Did we ever think about NTRing Kirito just to fuck the plot?
Rolled 6, 13, 6 = 25 (3d20)>>592394
Rolled 16, 16, 14 = 46 (3d20)>>592394
Rolled 17, 8, 13 = 38 (3d20)>>592394HIT IT HARD
Rolled 7, 9, 20 = 36 (3d20)>>592394
>>592400Asuna do not wantAsuna a shitRest are filler waifus
>>592400eh... I can't stand Asuna, Also I kinda like the fact that its incog who's thirsty rather than us, might be fun to see her pursue us rather than us anons pursuing a waifu as usual.also I fear incog might pull a bobbet if we try and go after anyone else.
>>592431Black smith is a good waifu.
>>592431I-I think Liz is pretty cute. Will we be meeting up with her OP?
>>592409You do a bit better this time, you found a little chink in it's armor, a single hole in the chainmail you can fit your arm through easily enough to not be worried about losing it should he move around. Obviously you're less focused on doing damage and more on staying alive and keeping the boss occupied, but Diaval has that covered, in fact you guys are about halfway through the King's health, and the other general is on it's last bar thanks to the efforts of Kibaou.Your group is starting to run low on potions...Keep TankingSwitch!
>>592490>Keep TankingNO PAIN, NO GAIN SON.
>>592490>Keep TankingWe can do this!
>>592490Switch!so we can kill steal when we recover
>>592490Switch! We need to last hit all 3 of them ourselves.
>>592521we killed one already(one who was there at the start) and got the bonus, just the really big one and the runt left iirc
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>592490Can we rip a hole in the armor?
>>592583there already is one:>you found a little chink in it's armor, a single hole in the chainmail you can fit your arm through easilythough we might be able to widen the hole.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>592596Yeah, that's what I want.
>>592596Direct punch the weak point then?
>>592490"SWITCH!" you shout, and dive between the king's legs, getting around and focusing on doing the damage now. Diaval moves around to the front and begins getting the beast's attention with irritating attacks like stabbing it in the foot. Like you ordered, Kibaou's group keeps focusing the small bitch, and it's gonna be dead soon if they keep it up.Roll 3d20!
Rolled 15, 16, 3 = 34 (3d20)>>592612
Rolled 8, 16, 13 = 37 (3d20)>>592612
Rolled 1, 19, 18 = 38 (3d20)>>592612
>>592626>highest block>nat 1Don't roll ever again
oh shit someone started a GGO quest.Which one of you was it?
>>592641I-im sorry senpai
>>592650And we became revolver ocelot, it was Kiva from the discord
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>592626pretty good, but we'll probably die. thanks for the high roll tho!
>>592612Do we stand any chance of climbing the chain mail and wailing directly on his head?
invite to the discord for this quest?
>>592678Star, scroll up you slut. its been posted.>>592346
>>592612>>592626You're taking this, right?
>>592686You don't know me...right?
>>592620Man your group is still doing shit damage, these chainmail pants just fuck you guys up hard. Diaval is doing his best to keep the attention off of you.You hear the shattering of glass, and realize Kibaou has finally killed the other faggot. "ALRIGHT" you call out "BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN, CYCLE AND REST!" The beast is at 2 health bars, you can do this, you can DO THIS!Roll 2d20!
Rolled 20, 6 = 26 (2d20)>>592723
Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)>>592723
Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)>>592723
Rolled 19, 10 = 29 (2d20)>>592723
>>592723Kayaba, stop breaking the rules and let us critfail. This game's no fun if you cheat it to where we always win.
>>592733>>592734>>592737>>592741>First dice: 20,19,20,19
>>592723We need to focus on helping Incog use her Aerial Attack skill to attack above the chainmail leggings
>>592734"GO FOR THE FACE!" you shout, grabbing your cat-girl around the waist and hurling her like a football up at the King.You hear a sickening SHCLICK and for a second aren't sure if she just got smashed like a bug... until the beast begins to fall forwards, and Diaval's group is forced to run out of the way. As it falls, it shatters into millions of tiny shards. "WOOHOO!" Incog shouts, falling from the sky and landing with, well, catlike grace. "last hit bonus!"You sigh with relief, it's over, you did it, with a minimum of casualties all things considered. You sink to the ground in a slav-squat, downing a health potion offered by some random from your group. "Thanks" You take a look at your last hit bonus.Golden BoxerswatYou equip them, expecting gloves. You got the god damn pants. Golden Pants, you are officially stylin.They come down to just over your knee, and they've got a nice Stat Bonus, but you can't wear them with your animal kilt, hmm.Wear the objectively better equipment that breaks your themeKeep wearing the fur kilt
>>592857>Use blacksmithing back home to work the golden pants and fur kilt into some truly bitching object.
>>592857>Keep wearing the fur kiltTheme is supreme. Wolf Man all the way.
>>592857>KiltIf we can modify them later we'll make them furred
>>592857Can we break down the pants for material?
>>592857>Keep wearing the fur kiltFor now at least
>>592857>>Use blacksmithing back home to work the golden pants and fur kilt into some truly bitching object.rule of cool mang
>>592857Sell them to Argo, stick with the kilt
>>592857Pimp equipment for now, later try and combine the equipment.
>>592889Fuck, meant pants.
>>592857>> wait until we level leatherworking then told them into golden kilt al la golden fleece
>>592857Wear the objectively better equipment that breaks your themeWolves can be stylish too.
>>592857>Wear the objectively better equipment that breaks your themeI was never too set on being wolf-man forever anyway
>>592857>We have a thing for girls in boxers
>>592857Wear the objectively better equipment that breaks your theme
>>592918we need to kill Sheeptaur for that, for now it would just be the golden fur
>>592857>>592918Supporting.>>592857Why did Kayaba set it to where Kilts count as undergarments? Where can we get pants?
>>592971Your not "supposed" to wear undergarments with a kilt, supposedly
>>592985>>592971You're not actually.
>>592985Nope. Supposed to go commando.Source Am Scottish.
>>592985>>593005I hope people don't get a good look at our shota butt when we change.
>>592857Should I wear the pants?Nah, wear the kilt, keep the theme, we're an icon now!but it's objectively better stats!and?It's not like we wear the pants in our relationship with Inny eitherokay, first, did you just call her Inny?yeah?...meh, okay, second off just because she's the one who comes onto us doesn't mean we're not the ones wearing the pantsGUYS GUYS... what does this have to do with the price of butter? Back on topic, wear them or not?We should probably wear them, they might be the thing that keeps us alivepointYou put them on, after much debate. The extra movement restriction, though almost unnoticeable, is still irritating, but hey, more armor, more STR.
>>592857>Wear the objectively better equipment that breaks your themeOur new theme will be a boxer who wears a wolf mask
>>593042Remember to loot more bullshit to sell on the next floor! Or maybe even help one of our side-bitches work up their gardening.
>>593042You turn around, noting that the usual "leaders" had gathered close by and were looking at the streamers, standing up and padding over to them, you grin under your mask.HowlAct normal
>>593119>HowlWhat else would we do?
>>593119We need to suddenly go full boxer mode and make a speech instead of the usual howling
>>593119>>act normalWe cant howl unless we have the right outift, we need to try and change the boxers into a kilt
>>593119Break expectation and howl later
>>593119HowlDo you need to ask?
Taking a quick break to down some caffeine and fud.
>>593119>Howl in a Boxer pose
Wait, wait wait guys, lets be all All dapper.>i say good fellows it 7s quite jolly good wheather today eh? Taly ho!
>>593119>Act normal"Hey, if y'all have an animal theme to yourselves, I, the Wolf Man, am thinking of starting up a guild. However, I will only be accepting animal people, because that's how I roll.>Howl
>>593119>act normal>''alright the meme's gone stale''
>>593232",,,that is 'Howl' I roll..."
Seems we have a tie
we must awoo
>>593248Act normalI liked the boxer speech idea, maybe throw on a howl at the end?
>>593263Can we howl after recruiting for a guild?
>>593119>Act normalIt'll throw them off.
>>593119>Act normalDon't break character, we can only be Wolf Man if we're suited up to play the part. Don't ruin people's dreams, you sluts.
>>593287This guy gets it
>>593287That kilt has 999 other beasts than wolf
We need to try and convert the boxers into a kilt when we get back to the base
>>593305Nah, let's go full Shonen Boxer theme
>>593305I know Snake, I hope we get that.
>>593305Everyone can support this.
>>593329Really not getting the wolf fascination to be honest, but it wouldn't hurt my feelings if we stuck with it I guess, I do like our lifesteal mask
You, in a strange moment of indecisiveness, just stand back and let Diaval do the talking"As you can see, though we have taken losses that are unacceptable, and I will morn the loss of Gen1, we have beaten the second floor in a timeframe much shorter than the first, and we have beaten it despite the fact that two more boss level monsters were encountered! We can do this! It is my understanding that the third floor is the one containing the Guild Quest, and once groups have completed that, we will urge all of you watching back down at the Town of Beginnings to work to join us, for we need every able-bodied person we can get, this is a war against the game, and I with to win as quickly as possible!"The crowd cheers, but honestly you can't put your heart into it, you're just too tired.Soon the crowd disperses, some using crystals, others climbing the stairs to the third floor, but most just go back down, presumably home to wherever they've set up their base.Keep going forwardGo Home
>>593371>Go HomeWE MUST RETURN BEFORE THE DICE COME FOR US. DO NOT TRY LUCK'S LOVE.
>>593371>Go Home, see what Inky got for her last hit
>>593371Go homeand fug
>>593371>Keep going forward
>>593371>Keep going forwardYou don't stay on top by going home
>>593371>Go HomeGO and fix these fucking boxers into proper wolf kilt
Actually, we should see about doing things with those horns we got.
>>593403>Horns on helmet? Demi-Wolf>Wolf Kilt, golden pants? Furred boxer?
>>593371>Go HomeLet's fix our pants
>>593417Boxing Furry, more like.
>>593371Go home, let's get to crafting.
>>593371Fuck this shit you're out. You find Incog and Argo in the crowd, and they've got the same tired expressions. Five days in a dungeon on hard ground only made bearable through shitty sleeping pads made a man long for home. "Teleport the den" you say, holding a crystal in the air. Home smells so god damn nice after five god damn days stuck in a dank dungeon, the smell of metals and oils is comforting to you, and as Incog and Argo do their own things, the smells of ink and delicious food mingle in your mind.HomeYou collapse into your bed for once, smiling a bit to yourself. You had done it."Hey Wolf-Man, check this out" Incog says, approaching with two plates of food and setting them on the bedside table, then opening her menu and displaying an item. Crown of Taurus>+25 CHAYou sit bolt upright, eyes wide."Holy shit, Incog do you realize what this does?"She grins "I know exactly what it does, asked our foxy friend before I came in here"She puts the platinum/silver crown onto her head.Oh shit.
>>593503No no no
>>593503>Oh shit.Oh shit is right.
>>593503Quick, pierce our eyes and eardrums before she can use it on us
>>593503She gonna rape our ass
>>593503>Take me you horny little slut.
I know where this is going. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/864610/4444efab61/
>>593503Revoke her access to the den immediately.
>>593526Yeah fuck it might as well go all in.
>>593503Quickly!Kiss her now!We have to make the first move in order to protect our masculinity!
>>593503She giggles, and it's both absolutely adorable and god. damn. TERRIFYING."Kiss me!"You don't even realize it's happening until it's too late to stop yourself, your lips collide, your arms wrap around her bare waist under her black coat. She's so soft, you hadn't even realized it until now, her lips taste faintly of cherry, sweet and ripe against your own. Your mask had been pushed up, but not completely taken off. Her tongue ran between your lips, catching you off guard. "Mmph" she moans slightly into your mouth, and you shiver.This... honestly isn't bad, you were expecting full on mind-rape or something, but if this is all she wants then you should be fine. You can't even feel the compulsion anymore.Break it offRoll with it
>>593580>Roll with itITS HAPPENING
>>593580>Roll with itKinda want to see where this goes
>Roll with it
>>593580>Roll with itI-I kinda wanted the rape.
>>593580>You can't even feel the compulsion anymore.Now that is some hypnosis
>>593580Fuck it, go even further, see who breaks first.
>>593580>Roll with it>commence high impact sexual violence
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>593580>Roll with itYESROLLING FOR FUG
>>593580>Roll with iteh
>>593580>Kiss her lower and lower until we come to her skirt and paw at it
>>593598we pulling a Kiyoshi?
>>593607You shame us all
>>593580>Take control of it>Pin her down>Put on wolf kilt>Howl
>>593580>Break it offBitch her out for mindraping us, point out that we'd have totally given her the knot if she'd just asked like a normal person.
>>593580You roll with it, letting your mind haze over completely. CUT TO BLACK because mods are faggots who say I can't write smut here
>>593643Write in a pastebin
>>593643Post a pastebin
>>593580>Ask that she take her hat off between kisses
>>593643The Next Day
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>593702...dice why did you fail me
>>593702pastebin when, but seriously, try to make the boxers into kilt
>>593702you motherfucker. PASTEBIN WEN
>>593702YOU FUCKING TEASE
>>593712give us the pastebin
Was Argo watching?
>>593712that better not be a pregnancy roll
>>593784This information is necessary
>>593785>a pair of twins, one with a wolf cap, the other with a neko hairband and whiskers
>>593784>Parents are watching from hospital>Other female might've just joined in>Packing grows.
Here you go you degenerate fucks: http://pastebin.com/BB89aW01>>593712You wake up to find a certain foxy friend giggling over you.Oh dear."Please tell me you did not just record that""I did, it's going to the highest bidder, you really should have locked the door""...you do realize this started out with me being compelled through CHA bullshit, right?""Yep"You sigh, and put on your clothes again, she already watched you fuck Incog, you don't give a DAMN if she sees everything now. "Alright, I have like five more reasons to kill Kayaba personally, you realize he had the gall to play SOUND CLIPS, right?""I heard"You turn and look at Incog, sleeping soundly and smiling cutely.You tuck her in and go to the forge, putting your new shorts onto the anvil along with your kiltRoll 1d20 to combine items
>>593627+1hypnosis rape pastebin pls
Why not sell or trade the boxers for something more related to our theme.Suit of armor?
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>593829LETS COMBINEEEE
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>593829
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>593829
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>593829
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>593829Fantastic
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>593829GOLDEN KILT
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>593829
>>593829Fan-fucking-tasitcMy poor sides
>>593845We ain't buying everyone's shit tier armour.
>>593852It took a while, but you managed to combine them into a golden kilt, upgrading the armor and durability, if not the STR boost.More importantly, it looks like a blonde fur kilt now. You slip it on and give Argo a glance "find a buyer yet?""Still waiting, bidding's gone up to over 20 thousand Cor though"You sigh. "think it's going to get much higher than that?""I think 30K Cor is to be expected.hmm, that gives you an ideaGo broke and buy your own sex tapeLet it go free onto the internet
>>593928>Go broke and buy your own sex tapewe must protect the waifu's innocence
>>593928Threaten to kick her ass out
>>593928>Demand a percentage
>>593928>Go broke and buy your own sex tape
>>593928>Let it go free onto the internet"How much is our cut? I mean, if you wanna sell more of them, you would have to give us our cut."
>>593928Fuck...you...kayaba.>Buy that shit.
>>593928>Let it go free onto the internet"I get half."
>>59392870% of tape profit goes to me and Incog.
>Go broke and buy your own sex tape
Guys, we'll be rolling in money and bitches if we do this porn star thing.
>>593928Let it go free onto the internetget half
>>593928>Buy your own sex tape.Also we need to team up with Argo to try and get that hat away from Incog. I'm sure we can come to a beneficial arrangement when both of us can benefit from the hat.
Let it go free to the Internet > if we used HOWL even once during the actBuy back our sex tape>if we never used howl
>>593928>Beat her up for it
>>593975No, that is too much power for one human being, it must be destroyed
>>593984Fuck that with great power comes great responsibility and we are great at taking responsibility.
>>593981Oh, we howled alright.
>>593984I say we give it to that Kuradeel fellow. He seems trustworthy!
>>593928We split it three ways and there might be a sequel. Deal
>>593962>>Go broke and buy your own sex tape
>>593928>"Hey, would you be up to starring in one of them?"
>>593998I don't know if punching things and howling qualifies as taking responsibility, no matter what our intentions were>>594005SeemsLegit
>>593928changing this >>593967 too >>594049 I don't want us to buy it.
>>593928>wake up incog>make her not sell the sextape
What "Glop" entails: https://youtu.be/kLIl9k-R0ko
>>594090Holy shit normally I can't stand these videos but fuck my sides
>>593928"you gonna give me a cut? because otherwise I'm gonna deny you access to The Den"She huffs "fine, we split it three ways" You stretch, popping your back. "Thanks, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wake up my girlfriend""W-wait!"You turn"Since I uh, watched... can I be your girlfriend too?"Where the FUCK did this come from?When did you become the second coming of Kirito?Fuck it, now you have to consider it, leaving a person hanging on a question like that is bad formHarem mode engagedStay loyalTalk about it with Incog
>>594143>Harem mode engaged>Talk about it with IncogI REGRET NOTHING, WOLF PACK. BECOME ONE.
>>594143>Talk about it with Incog
>>594143>Talk about it with IncogYou do realize how loaded taht question is right? Incog has a say in this too. (And by that I mean grab the damn hat and we'll ask her)
>>594143>only if you seduce Incog
>>594143>Girlfriend? We just met a few days ago. How about "Fuck Buddy"?
>>594143>Talk about it with incog.
>>594143If I had known watching without permission was grounds to date I'd have- erm- nevermind.>Talk about it with IncogShe has the potentially to go full murderhobo and I wish to avoid this
>>594143>Talk aboot it.
>Inky asked us to marry her so we share inventory space now, meaning we can take the hat
>>594143>Talk about it with Incog"Might have to make you girls start calling me Tenchi."
>>594143changing this here >>594160 too >>594202
>>594143>Harem mode engaged
>Inky's face when she wakes up
>>594203Have to divorce afterwards so she can't take it back. lol a marriage and divorce over a hat still better marriage than Kirito and Asuna.
>>594143"I'd have to talk about it with Incog, also, you literally just met me a week ago, filmed me having sex, and sold it, so I don't think I'd consider you as a girlfriend, maybe a fuckbuddy"You turn and go back to your room, finding Incog sitting up, rubbing her eyes with one hand clutching a blanket to her chest. "Hey Wolfy" she yawns "heard ya talkin to Argo, what about?""Oh nothing, she just filmed us having sex and now she wants in"Her eyes snap wide open "WHAT?!" She shrieks.You were afraid of this."she FILMED us!? Why the fuck haven't you kicked her out yet?" She's fortunately not wearing the crown, or you'd be in a bad position."Like I said, she's useful, and uh, she's selling it and splitting the profits with us, so, more money yay..."your voice draws off"I'll kill her, I'll fucking kill her!" "Oh no you won't"You turn aroundOH SHIT WHATHOWNO SERIOUSLY HOW THE FUCK!?WHAT'S GOING ON?!She's wearing the crownARGO IS WEARING THE CROWNTHIS IS A CLASS S EMERGENCY!
>>594255>Have to divorce afterwards so she can't take it back.
>>594272what the fuck
>>594272>Shrug. How did Argo even get that crown from Inky's inventory? Does she have the pickpocketing skill?
>>594272Try to use our agility to kiss our ass goodbye.
>>594272>lets talk this out now. Let a proper pack
>>594272>You're not going to kill her, it's your fault for leaving the door open when I was under the influence. Plus, we can sell this to renovate this place, maybe get some comfier sheets.
>>594272>Spill spaghetti.>Fist her mouth so she can't speak.
>>594272I'm glad we got the crown.
>>594272we are real human bean, we must not be swayed
>>594272okayso>solve it with the dick
>>594272>Let's not get too hasty here! Put the gu- crown down and nobody has to die.
>>594272Threesome hypnosis plz
>>594329in the words of the great Descartes, "Give her the dick"
>>594272Okay so you're fucked right now, right, you've already found you can't withstand the compulsion."Both of you, cuddle me"...that's a strange request.After a few moments of... pretty much just being curled up together in bed, she hums "We're going to be a polygamous relationship, okay? I'm going to pull up the marriage menu, and you are both going to accept."Ding.Fuck, now you're royally SCREWED."Ya know, foxy, I'd be a lot less liable to stab you if you hadn't recorded us having sex""...You left the door open, I need cash, what did you expect?""Shit I did? Well nevermind then, that's on me, you are forgiven, as I would have done the same in your situation"so we're married to a couple of insane womengirls, they're both underage as far as I'm awarewait, does this mean we could all get arrested for child pornography?we should probably mention that"So... how old are you guys again?""17""Both of you?""guess so, uh, what about you?""I'm uh, wow this blows, I'm sixteen...""okay, so we're all legal, good to know!"You regret existence on some levels.Argo sits up a bit "Well, now that this is settled, wanna fuck?""Don't we have shit to do today?" Incog asks"...yeah shit you're right, you two have grinding to do and I've got to get mapping"Thank god. You're safe for now.You sit up, sighing quietly with relief.You have work to do.Grind SkillsGo Questing
>>594426>Break the Crown over your knee, tell Inky off about raping you and that she didn't even need the crown
>>594426You absolute madman.>Grind Skills>Take a look at their shit
>>594426>Grind SkillsMartial arts
>>594426>Wan sum fug?Seriously>Questing, we need to get the elf war quest skill container.>And take hat out of shared inventory and divorce.
>>594426>Go QuestingI was not prepared for anything that has happened since the boss fight, comfort zone pls
>>594460We would not survive that, incog would fucking murder us.
>>594426>Go questing>Look at whats inside there inventory.
>>594467We should look into a private inventory system for the hat.
I will just say, In the discord, Kayaba explicitly stated that we would not survive kicking incog to the curb.
>not selling the hat to someone we will never meet again
>>594498why not, specifically?
fun fact, polygamy is illegal in japan
>>594508Implying someone we will never meet again won't use hat to make us his bitch or get half of SAO's players into laughing coffin.
>>594526She would fucking murder us, she is a total Yandere
>>594526My guess is that she's much faster than us and has a knife although that wouldn't be a problem if we went full AGI
As long as anons don't get their hands on the crown, i'm fine with it being around.
>>594426>Put on the Crown>Place a cup in front of them.>"You two know what to do."
>>594556I'm not a big fan of any of the mind-related shenanigans thus far. Straight up breaking it seems extreme, though. Where is the guild storage when you need it?
We should offer to fix incog's dagger
>>594542>>594544she latched on so quickly. she is a cute, but dangerous
>>594573This.We have to make them realise the crown is life and death and not to fuck around with it.
>>594594That i could support. Lock away the crown until we acually need it. Maybe make it so you need more than one to open it.
>>594573I'm just gonna Veto this shit right now while I write the actual post and Argo's inventory