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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/3VitTHQE (Outdated)

Last Quest, we timeskipped to a short time before the Chunin Exams, which Team Hōōmaru is participating in.
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Over the past few months, you've been training your ninjutsu and hand seals with your sensei, Hōōmaru Tachibana, and your father, Aomon Nijiiroh. Besides that, you also increased your speed and shunshin proficiency greatly.

Last night, you also got information on every other genin projected to make it into the Second Exam, courtesy of your sister.

You've made a mental note about which teams to avoid and which are safe to approach, and are somewhat smug about the fact that your team is likely in the top five for this Chunin Exam. There is still a month before the exam, which you can fill with training, leisure, missions, or teamwork exercises, if you so desire.

Before you start today, what ninjutsu did you learn from Hōōmaru-sensei and your father?

>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu

>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu

>C) A lot of C-rank and D-rank jutsu

>D) Something else (what?)
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it's time for everyone's favorite ninja.
Kuro The erratic Ninja of The Hidden Leaf!
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>>602584
>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu

'Sup, country?
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>>602584
>>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu
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>>602596
Not much, had a hectic weekend, so now I'm just trying to wind down.
How about you, Naiser?
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>>602584
>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu
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>>602614
College life continues to erode my will to live, and Last Remnant isn't helping with its RNG bullshit. I mean, its pretty solid most of the time, but some bosses are made to fuck the player right in his ass until the stars align. Other than that, pretty well.
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>>602584
>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu
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>>602584

>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu
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If Boruto quests taught me anything its mo options means mo chance of winning
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>>602596
>>602597
Hōōmaru-sensei and your father instructed you in learning a number of water ninjutsu, giving you a wide repertoire of water ninjutsu, the strongest of which is Water Dragon Jutsu, which you still can't use without water being already present. Besides that, you've found a lot of utility in combining Water Clone Jutsu and Water Prison Jutsu.

Thanks to continuing practice in shunshin, you're the fastest participant in the exam, or so your sister's information says. You do feel like you've hit a wall in your speed training though.

Today is exactly a month before the Chunin Exam, and your team is supposed to meet early today at the Soba King nearest your teammates' homes. Your team and Team Eisai, consisting of Himarase Uzumaki, Matsukawa Sarutobi, and Sakutai Uchiha have been assigned a few missions together, and have been generally growing closer in the past months. You picked Soba King to strategize and talk because you knew you wouldn't be interrupted by any familiar Uzumaki.

You get there and sit a table claimed by your teammates after ordering yourself something from their breakfast menu.

>A) Discuss team combos

>B) Tell them about the information your sister gave you

>C) Talk about something else (What?)
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>>602705
Wrong name, Jiraiya.

Also, I'll be back in a bit, have to run to the atm.
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>>602733
>A) Discuss team combos

I wonder if we can simulate any of those special kekky genky releases with multiple jutsus used in tandem? If used while unseen, it could fuck with people into targeting the wrong squad or something.
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>>602733
>A) Discuss team combos
>>B) Tell them about the information your sister gave you
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>>602733
>A) Discuss team combos
>B) Do NOT get our sister in trouble.

>>602739
Thank you.
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>>602733
>>A) Discuss team combos
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>>602733
>B)
>A)

HI, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE!
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>>602766
>>602770
>>602921
And I am back!

>Writing
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>>602733
>A
>Jesus Christ don't mention the information
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>>602921
Just barely made it in time for the voting. College I take it?

>>602937
Thanks for running by the way Country. I missed this quest. Its enjoyable.
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>>602966
Partially (studying for an Old Testaments exam tomorrow), but also because I'm working on a concept for a Tiefling Oracle who worships Shelyn.
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>>602990
What class has you studying for the old Testament? And that sounds interesting. Good luck on both mate.
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>>602937
You decide to both discuss team combinations and the information given to you last night by your sister- though you think that leaving Shirou out of it would be for the best.

You discuss bolstering your water style with Jimmaru, and using Water Prisons to restrain enemies for Hakurin to attack them in close quarters. Besides that, your teammates' combination is essentially doubling up ranged gentle fist techniques with wind style, and vice-versa. You also discuss strategies involving using yourself and clones as decoys, thanks to your speed. You decide that you also want to develop a team technique, using Jimmaru's wind style and Hakurin's gentle fist to enhance your water dragon, making it equivalent to Explosive Bite of the Water Dragon.

After that, you tell them about the information Shirou gave you, leaving out where you got it, and being rather vague. The team consensus boils down to avoiding a three specific teams at all costs, and another if you can help it. Jimmaru does bring up something interesting though, another team apparently joined the exam earlier today, just as the deadline hit. He says, that despite being a foreign team, they'll be staying in the village through the exam. At the same time, Hakurin scans through a message from Sakutai, asking if your team wants to meet up with his.

>A) Investigate the foreign team

>B) See what Sakutai wants

>C) Something else (What?)
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>>603023
>b
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>>603008
Literally, Old Testament class. I go to a private Christian university, and it's a required freshman class. It's actually rather interesting to learn about the different ways of reading and interpreting the writings and understanding its purpose and who wrote each part.
>>603023
>B)
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>>603023

>B
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>>603023
>B) See what Sakutai wants

>>603060
huh, That's actually really cool. Wish mine had something like that.
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>>603023
>B) See what Sakutai wants
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>>603046
>>603060
>>603062
>>603089
>>603160
Your team finishes up breakfast and leaves Soba King, heading to the nearest Ichiraku, where Sakutai said his team was just finishing their own breakfast. All of team Eisai is there when you arrive, barring their sensei. When you get there, you ask the young Uchiha about what he called you there for.

"Well," he begins to answer your question, "I figured since both our teams are going to pass the first exam," he says while tapping his temple, near his eye, "we should agree to help each other out in the second, or at least not get in each others way." He looks back at his teammates, Matsukawa sipping on something from an Ichiraku cup, and Himarase holding an Ichiraku bag, "We've all agreed on it, so how about it?" he sticks out his hand to shake.

>A) Agree (Shake his hand)

>B) Talk to your teammates first

>C) Maybe, what can you offer?

>D) No (Refuse)

>E) Something else
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>>603221
>>B) Talk to your teammates first
Not being a dick is good, but firstly, don't be a dick to your teammates. At least hear their opinion about this deal.
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>>603221
>B) Talk to your teammates first
>C) Maybe, what can you offer? not in an insulting way, just idea wise. Do they help each other pass to the final, or do they just avoid each other full heartedly.
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>>603221
>B) Talk to your teammates first
One less team to fight, one less pair of sharingans trying to mindrape us. Don't forget we're also being explicitly targeted by several teams, I'm not sure Sakutai knows what he's getting into by allying with us.
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>>603221
>B)
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>>603221
>B) Talk to your teammates first

>C) Maybe, what can you offer?
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>>603249
>>603250
>>603278
>>603293
>>603333
You tell him that you need to speak with your teammates, and turn around to huddle with them. Hakurin agrees pretty quickly, saying that you know how good it would be to have Sakutai's team on your side, or at least not against you. Jimmaru is reluctant, but eventually settles for nonagression, but not cooperation.

You go back over to Sakutai, what do you tell him?

>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer

>B) You don't bother them, they don't bother you

>C) No deal

>D) Sure (unconditionally)

>E) Something else (What?)
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>>603376
>A)
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>>603376
>A
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>>603376
>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer
If they can't pony up the goods, settle for non-aggression.
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>>603376
>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer

if they don't have enough, non-aggression
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>>603376

>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer
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>>603396
>>603403
>>603405
>>603425
>>603444
You ask Sakutai what Team Eisai has to offer to you, telling him that you'll either team up with them if they sufficiently impress you, and even if they don't, you'll still leave them alone. The young Uchiha sighs, before starting to list off the merits of his team.

Sakutai states that his strengths lie in his sharingan and his knowledge of lightning and fire styles. He also notes that he's able to outmatch his brother, also participating in this exam, Taiomon.

He then goes on to talk about Himarase. He says that the Uzumaki girl has access to chakra chains, as well as an abundance of stamina, and a similar proficiency with taijutsu.

He says that Matsukawa is a lot like you when she fights, but with access to multiple chakra natures and more of a focus on strength and stamina than speed.

>A) Team up with them

>B) Agree to nonagression

>C) You'll decide later, and tell him before the exam

>D) On second thought, you're fair game

>E) Something else
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11256132

If you haven't voted yet
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>>603520
>A) Team up with them

good enough for me
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>>603520
>A) Team up with them
By the way you're going to have to fight my harem of rivals.
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>>603549
The sand team really isn't that great...
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>>603520
>A

The best option, although I bet Jimmaru wouldn't like it.
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>>603557
I'm expecting a Sand/Mist pileup as two entire teams gang up on just Kuro.
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>>603520
>A) Team up with them
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>>603580
Oh, but the Mist team has a very different target...
There is another Mist team though.
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>>603540
>>603549
>>603574
>>603592
Essentially making Neji and Hinata team up.

>Writing
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>>603616
well I hope we're not Neji, he dies.
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>>603616

We're gonna make it work.
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>>603616
You extend your hand to shake, and Sakutai lights up, shaking it excitedly. He departs with a team, citing a mission outside the village. You go back to your own teammates, Hakurin looking neutral, but Jimmaru downcast.

You know why he feels that way, and apologize, but tell him that it was an opportunity your team couldn't pass up. He acknowledges that, and asks you if you want to investigate that foreign team now.

>A) Sure

>B) Let's do something else instead (What?)
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>>603656
>A) Sure
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>>603656
>A) Sure

Why is he downcasted? was that his better/superior in every way brother?
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>>603656
>A) Sure
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>>603656
>>A) Sure

\
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>>603670
Jimmaru is a branch Uchiha, Sakutai is a Main house Uchiha.

Not only that, he's the clan heir's son.
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>>603656
>A.
>>603670
He's the Neji to Sakutai's Hinata.
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>>603693
>>603700
Oh, I kinda feel bad now. the poor fuck.
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>>603656
>Sure
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>>603708
It's not THAT bad. But you are that bad, and should feel bad.
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>>603667
>>603670
>>603672
>>603673
>>603700
Roll me those 1d100's to find them, first four.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>603778
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>603778
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>603778
I know i'm a terrible mountain man.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>603778
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>603778
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>>603781
>>603810
>>603778

Is it enough, Country?
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>>603809
At least you're not known as the waifufag with shit tastes in Laze's quest, Jiraiya.
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>>603781
>>603795
>>603809
>>603810
Your team heads towards a grouping of hotels that Jimmaru suspects the mysterious foreign team is staying at. It doesn't take long to find out which one they're staying in, as when you step into the lobby of a mid-price hotel, you step into a chaotic scene. A large, reddish-brown dog is chasing a pair of cats, black and white, around the lobby, while the people you suspect of owning them yell at the receptionist.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ANIMALS?!" A short girl who appears to be wearing a pair of cat ears matching her short auburn hair screams at the innocent girl behind the desk, who tries to tell her that animals aren't allowed in the hotel, only to be shouted down by the girl's apparent teammate.

>A) Back away... slowly...

>B) Confront the pair

>C) Look for a third teammate

>D) Ask Jimmaru where he thinks they're from

>E) Something else
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>>603877
>C) Look for a third teammate
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>>603821
Because Armstrong Blood is fucking flawless and nobody can hate it ever. I'm known as the Harma fag elsewhere apprently tho. Feelsbad

>>603877
>C) Look for a third teammate

>D) Ask Jimmaru where he thinks they're from
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>>603877
>Cat Ears
Dat's cute.
>B)
>E)
"Hey, you guys part of the foreign teams? Maybe you all should find another hotel that allows your... partners? I don't think you're gonna convince them to change their policy."
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>>603900
I will support Armstrong blood especially hard if we're allowed to waifu Catherine aka the oddly cute Armstrong daughter.
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>>603877
>>603918
I'll support this
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>>603918

This.
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>>603918
>this
>>603877
Also, trip/name???
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>>603932
>>603941
>>603964
>All these supporters
>Watch this be me leading them astray
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>>603990
Don't worry, I don't believe in you!
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>>604004
Thanks, anon, love you too. <3
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>>603918
>>603932
>>603941
>>603964
You approach the two genin standing at the desk, yelling at the poor receptionist. You loudly and clearly clear your throat behind them, and ask "Hey, you guys part of the foreign teams?" Before suggesting, "Maybe you all should find another hotel that allows your... partners? I don't think you're gonna convince them to change their policy." The boy, who has messy hair, and fang marks on his cheeks, just shrugs, and goes over to a girl sitting in a chair across the lobby.

"But Tetsuko said that this hotel would be the best for us, nya!" The girl with the cat ears says, turning on you and jamming an accusatory finger into your chest. You're abruptly aware that the noise of the dog chasing the cats has stopped, but you do hear a hissing noise behind you.

>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)

>B) Leave, this is too much effort

>C) Something else
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>>604032
>A)
"Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." Just look around the girl and glare at the receptionist.

Also, if we know of any good hotels through our mother, can we suggest one that would work for them and offer to show them the way?
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>>604032
>A) Diffuse the situation
>If it was clearly the best hotel for you then you would be permitted to bring you're friends inside. However due to the fact you cannot then clearly it seems that this isn't the right place. You would't be able to change the rules without somebody being higher up in the chain here and this poor person at the desk clearly isn't high up enough and could very well lose there job and stop being able to provide for there family if they let you in. Do you want somebody to suffer because YOU demanded something?
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>>604032
>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)

"But it's not the best if it doesn't support your animals, maybe we can help look for a place for ya?"

This would give us an excuse to hang about and learn more about them, even if we do walk all over town
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>A. "Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." Just look around the girl and glare at the receptionist.


>B. "If it was clearly the best hotel for you then you would be permitted to bring you're friends inside. However due to the fact you cannot then clearly it seems that this isn't the right place. You would't be able to change the rules without somebody being higher up in the chain here and this poor person at the desk clearly isn't high up enough and could very well lose there job and stop being able to provide for there family if they let you in. Do you want somebody to suffer because YOU demanded something?"

>C. "But it's not the best if it doesn't support your animals, maybe we can help look for a place for ya?"
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>>604032
>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)
I understand you're furrious, but booking this hotel is simply impawsible. thankfully it's not a catastophy, as there are many ofur hotels in the city.

I'm not good at puns.
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>>604092
>A.

Add that we can help them find one that'll accept their fluffy friends.
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>>604101
Just too many puns greatly diminish the weight of each.
>>604092
>A
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>>604102
>>604164
"Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." The receptionist looks hopelessly at you and shrugs, it's not like she could do anything, and you did just go out of your way to blame her.

The girl that the boy went over to talk to comes to the front desk, laughing. "I knew this would happen, but I didn't expect little mister chivalry to come in to save you." She pats the girl with the cat ears' shoulder, "Come on, we'll find a real hotel." The girl wearing cat ears shoots angry looks at you and the receptionist, and the boy with the dog just shrugs at you.

Your team comes over to you after they leave. "Wow Kuro, I'm surprised you took her side, she wasn't even that cute." Hakurin tells you, glancing out the door,, and eliciting a laugh from Jimmaru.

>A) Follow them

>B) Do something else with your team (What?)

>C) Something else (What?)
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>>604224
>A) Follow them
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>>604276
A bitch for standing up for there pets/ninja parenterS?
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>>604224
>A)

We will not give up on Cat Girl.
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>>604276
You want to vote then, Wheel?
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>>604278

Oops, misread the post in some twisted way. You know, 4 am now and else. Then

>A
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>>604299

I already said that I probably need to sleep because my mind is messing up everything. Sorry.
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>>604224
>B) Do something else with your team (What?)

Go work on combo moves in a secluded area
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>>604311
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>>604224
>>B) Do something else with your team (What?)
pretty much this >>604326
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>>604335

I can't, there's a quest going.
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>>604300
>Auto
>>604283
>>604235
You just give Hakurin a withering look, to which she shrugs. After that, you head out the door. After a couple minutes of walking, you find that your team is gone, though a message from Hakurin says that they're checking out the dining and shopping in the hotel. You sigh, but resign yourself to finding the team, which you guess is from the Cats and Dogs Village, a small village in the Five Great Nations Alliance sandwiched between the Land of Rivers and the Land of Wind; founded by some Inuzuka after the Seventh Hokage died.

You find them in another hotel, a fair sight cheaper, and a few blocks from the last one. This time, you see the two with animals heading up the stairs, but the other girl is sitting in a chair in the lobby, like last time.

>A) Talk to her

>B) Follow the other two

>C) Leave

>D) Go back to your team

>E) Something else
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>>604374

>A) Talk to her
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>>604374
>A) Talk to her
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>>604374
>A.
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>>604374
>>A) Talk to her
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>>604390
>>604395
>>604403
>>604404
Are you sure?
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>>604418
as sure as I can ever be, I guess
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>>604418
Its not like we'd have ANOTHER woman fighting for our love right?
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>>604418
Fuck, abort it the way Catholic girls wish they could with their special 'problems'.

>B
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>>604374
>D) Go back to your team
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>>604390
>>604395
>>604403
>>604404
You go to sit down across from the third girl on the Cats and Dogs team, but she stops you before you can.

"I know all about you, Kuro Nijiiroh," she says, holding up her hand, as if to stop you from doing anything, "I suspect someone overheard that our team was here and so you came to gather information on us?" She asks you, taking a drink from the travel cup she's been swirling since you began talking. "And if seduction was your goal, just know that you won't be able to."

>A) Tell her you are trying to collect information

>B) Lie (80)

>C) Yes, I will (100)

>D) Something else
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>>604461

>C) Yes, I will (100)

It was presented, I have no choice.
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>>604461
>B) Lie (80)

The 100 is unrollable.
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>>604461
>A)
>D)

"Just trying to know everything that we can in preparation for the exams."
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>>604461
>>C) Yes, I will (100)
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>>604465
>>604468
>>604477

Guys, please, you're tempting the dice gods' wrath when we can simply be honest and virtuous.
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>>604461
>A) Tell her you are trying to collect information

>>604483
It's no use, man, tempting fate is what happens in this quest. It's our greatest strength and weakness.
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>>604483
Its all 1's from here.
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>>604509
>Kaiser ties the vote
Bless you, based Neko.
>>604515
You know that, and yet you continue voting for impossible rolls.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>604465
>>604474
>>604477
>>604509
Coin flip to decide, 1 is A, 2 is C.
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>>604529
HEHEHEHE, GETS GET TOO ROLLINNN
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>>604529
Roll for it, you get five. 1d100.
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>>604534
FUCKING HATE YOU, SENSEI! YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED! ;;
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>604537
GUIDE ME DICE.WHAT DID I DOOOO
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>604537
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>604537
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>>604547
You critfailed is what you did.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>604547

Rip.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>604534
Goddamnit, Jiraiya, go back to jobbing against pain instead of being a voice in some kid's head
>>604537
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>>604554
I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO BE LEGIT PICKED.

>>604556
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHEEL?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>604556
I almost thought that it's a 100.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>604537
WEEEEEEEE
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>>604547
Fuck off, Jiraiya-sensei. I hope Country brings you back from the dead just to have you get absolutely wrecked as a way of saying 'this fucker is tough'.

I just want one roll where we don't get fucked by your shenanigans or one interaction where things go right for us, man. ;n;
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i live for this
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

You motherfuckers, I leave for a few minutes and this happens.
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>>604578
Stop posting gifs of Country, Wheel, and Jiraiya laughing at me when I say we should waifu Momo.
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>>604596
BLAME JIRAIYA AND HIS BREXIT STYLE VOTING!
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>Leave to go program
>Return
>Anons made our social autist both acknowledge player nature AND be autistic
10/10 whatTheFuckAnons
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>>604596
I called it!
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>>604598
I kinda want waifu battle now. The winner gets to be our wife.

>tfw you wanted Brexit to happen. Expect they pulled it off.
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>>604547
>>604548
>>604549
>>604556
>>604563
"Well if you really want to be seduced, why don't you just take a seat?" You say, sitting down and patting your lap, while winking. While she does make contact with your lap, it's her foot that finds purchase. You gasp, and grab yourself there, falling to the floor and rolling around in pain. The girl walks out of the hotel, leaving you there, but not after giving you a look of disgust.

You recover and stand up, a dull ache still present in your nether region. You doubt you could find that girl again, and suspect she wouldn't be happy if you did. Her teammates haven't come down yet, and your team is probably still in the other hotel.

>A) Try to find her (60)

>B) Find her teammates

>C) Go back to your team

>D) Go home

>E) Go find someone else (Who?)
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>tfw that you look at all these pseudotrips and realise that the thread is basically '50 shades of blue'
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>>604624

>A) Try to find her (60)

FOLLOW ME ANON'S ONWARDS TOO VICTORY!
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>>604627
I know, right? It's amazing.
>>604612
Either sensei or Shirou takes it, sensei if she keeps it ranged, Shirou CQC.
>>604578
>mfw
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>>604624
>A)
>Sorry, I have a dissociative identity disorder, this was some deas old man speaking with you, not me
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>>604624
>C) Go back to your team
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>>604645
DC to convince her of that lie is 87.
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>>604644
>Momo and our ALL SEEING EYE are't even a challenge

ouch. It seems i only get one crazy run at a time. Sadness.
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>>604650

Well, we need to find her first.
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>>604645
>>604650
how about:
>Don't worry, I was actually lying just then. It's just that I'm so good at it you thought I was telling the truth.

>>604644
So who would win at """CQC"""?
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>>604660
Well, Hōōmaru and Shirou outrank them heartily. Not to mention Momo isn't the best ninja.
>>604664
>So who would win at """CQC"""?
Silly, filthy anon.
DC for that is 80.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>604672
Fair point, I forgot that. Tho by that logic would't Shirou win hands down?

I feel bad for Momo, I hope she'll find a happy guy.
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>>604644
Fuck, we get kicked in the dick thanks to Jiraiya, best girl doesn't win, and I'm stuck outside due to a fire drill. Whelp, my night is ruined.
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>>604683
>I'm stuck outside due to a fire drill
Fuck living on campus famalam.
>>604680
Sensei is no pushover, it's just that all-out neither would be matched by genin.
Save those crits for when they count.
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>>604683
I would've told'em to let me burn. Fuck that shit.

>>604698
Ya but our sis is a Black ops?

Don't tell me the DC then, i thought i was able to roll for it.
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>>604629
>>604645
1d100's go! First three!
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>>604698
One, I don't have a car because poorfag (scholarships are great). Two, it's an hour commute to and from the school and my hometown, not driving that every weekday.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>604712
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>604712
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>>604717
>>604712
WELL FUCK THAT THEN. WHO NEEDS TO ROLL?

>>604714
all good senpai, we know that struggle or atleast I do.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>604710
I'm not getting fined for sitting through a fake alarm.
>>604712
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>>604627
came out of lurking mode to get a non-blue ID
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>>604712
>>604717

Are we just gud in searching for people?
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>>604717
>Writing
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>>604724
How can I be senpai if my choices in waifus and rolls are shit?
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>>604734
we should grow up to be a Konoha version of a hunter-nin
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>>604717
>>604718
>>604728
You head out after the girl, though your loins beg you not to. You figure that you should clear things up with her, not wanting to look like some sort of sex-hungry mountain savage. You don't find her quickly, but you do catch her heading into a house, near the 10/10 weapons shop. You hear her shouting that she's home to someone before sighing. You figure that she's home alone by this.

You don't know if you want to bother her at home, but it is odd she's not in a regular genin team.

>A) Knock on the door

>B) Go home

>C) Call your teammates, find out where they are

>D) Find someone else (Who?)

>E) Go home

>F) Something else
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>>604789
Auto-correct because 4chan hates certain words

>>604798
>A) Knock on the door

WE'RE GOING IN, FEET FIRST.
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>>604798
>D)
If we know that Momo is here, lets go say hi so that we can make something good of this bad day.
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>>604808
Momo is still in the Hidden Sand.
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>>604798
>>604814
>B
>E
Go home, lets not wake the dragon then. Also, why are B and E the same?
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>>604798
>F) Something else
>leave a note pinned to her wall apologizing
BEGIN OPERATION S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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>>604798

>A) Knock on the door
Come on, it couldn't be worse if Country doesn't include seduce option DC 100 again
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>>604828
AT LEAST I DON'T HIT FOUR YEAR OLDS WITH DICKS
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>>604840
Country, please, I don't mean to anger you ;;
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>>604798
>A) Knock on the door
we're already here, might as well

>>604814
wait I'm confused, aren't the exams starting today or tomorrow?
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>>604877
In a month. Or Friday night in real time.
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>>604803
>>604837
>>604877
So you're really doing this. Okay.

>Writing
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This is going to escalate until we're locked in the basement with an entire family tied up and held at knifepoint. The timeskip will be our time in the big house until a civil war breaks out and we escape in a prison riot.
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>>604933
MASON, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?
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>>604926
If I could, I would have stopped them, senpai. ;;

But no, I'm just stuck in a corner, occasionally yelling nonsense that occasionally sounds like Socrates to a few people. No Momo, no success, no point.
>>604939
They mean that I'm a pitiful excuse for a human being.
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>>604926
You step onto the doorstep, and knock. The girl opens the door, hair down from her previous two buns, and sweatshirt discarded for a pink t-shirt with a large black konoha symbol on the stomach. She glowers at you when she sees who it is at the door.

"Get out of here, Kuro," she tells you, not breaking the glare she has fixed on you. You fidget under her gaze, apologizing for before, and asking about her team. She tells you that you aren't totally forgiven, and that she needed replacements for her former teammates, before abruptly shutting the door in your face.

You decide you might as well head home, and on the way check for messages, you see two. One from Hakurin and the other from Momo. You open and reply to Momo's first, it's just asking about the fall weather in Konoha, and what to wear for the exam, you just tell her a sweatshirt and long pants would do. Hakurin's is about the other two teammates of the girl, apparently named Tetsuko. They're Agomaru and Nekohime, from the Cats and Dogs Village, each specializing in what they summon. You thank her for the information.

>A) Go home

>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together

>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something

>D) Something else

>>604971
Christ guy, chin up.
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>>605006
>B)

Sorry, buddy, but best girl ain't got a chance in either quest I'm in. Ain't got nothing to put my chin up.
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>>605024
don't worry, I've been suffering for a while now; I'm an 18fag
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>>605006
>C
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>>605006
>A) Go home
Also
>telling Momo to wear long pants and a sweatshirt
What a betrayal.
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>>605047
>>605024
You can use D to tell her to wear something else.
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>>605047
Maybe she can borrow one of ours and cuddle with us before the exam... :^)
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>>605047
>telling a 10 year old to wear something other then Long pants and a sweatshirt when things get cold.

Something slutty outfits aren't good for the health anon.
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>>605006

>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something

>Chin up
>His waifus always get stomped in the wars
>You literally held a poll to see if momo was a trap
>All around is shit
Dice, I really feel for you sometimes
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>>605006
>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something

It's time for ME to blatantly waifufag. But seriously,
>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together

still wanna practice combos so we know what we're doing instead of just hoping for the best while in that damn forest
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>>605006
>A)
>D) Go watch some anime and sulk in your lack of social ability.
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>>605006
>>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together
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>>605006

>A) Go home

>>605070

Where's the real Jiraya?
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>>605089
I'm here you slut, I just don't want people to die from the cold. i'm okay with quick and effective killing not a slow painful one. Also shes 10, and I don't want country to write that at all.
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>>605089
Probably a few pints away
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>>605070
She's eleven now. Or she will be by the exam.
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>>605070
Her hot blood can keep her warm, clothes are just a hindrance to mobility. Are you trying to get that poor girl killed when she's unable to maximally utilize her flexibility?
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>>605074
Feeling sorry for me is like feeling sorry for dog shit for being dog shit.

Huh, I feel really bad about all this shit in the quest, and yet I don't bad at all one of the dogs back home died today. Then again, that dog wasn't mine and was an ass to the one who likes to sleep on my bed when I'm home, so maybe that's why.

Fuck, now I want to see my dog. Glad I'm going home for the weekend.
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>>605096
>>605097

Looks like it.
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>>605099
Fuck, he's trying to eliminate girls he sees as useless and he's starting with Momo. ;;
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>>605096
>I don't want country to write that at all.
What about my needs, Jiraiya.
>>605102
I won't stop you from going for Momo
>Also writing
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>>605102
>Feeling sorry for me is like feeling sorry for dog shit for being dog shit.

That's not how you should think.
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>>605106
>>605099
>>605098
>>605097
Guys please, we can waifu her but we can't let her freeze to fucking death before she can bare us strong kids.

>>605112
What? Besides, You're one of the first guys here. Feel proud and loud. DON'T STOP CHASING HER DICE. NEVER STOP.

>>605114
>My needs
I.. What the fuck? I might need a few more bottles.
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>>605114
But Jiraiya will.
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>>605125

I don't want her to freeze, I didn't vote that.
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>>605125
It ain't the air that'll freeze you, it's the water. With all those bulky absorbent layers she'll be sure to catch pneumonia and die. Whereas you can swim totally naked in the artic and be fine if you just do some calisthenics to up your heart rate. in addition, lowered sunlight exposure can lead to Vitamin D deficiency, so it's a good idea to expose as much skin as possible to avoid it.
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>>605125
If you route-lock us with someone else, it's kind of hard not to stop at that point.
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>>605165
>Giving up hope
>In a setting where people come back from the literal fucking dead

Dice..
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I thought we were going to stop with the spaghetti for a little bit?
>Sons I am disappoint
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>>605047
>>605086
>>605089
Flipped a coin, A won. And you're not going to freeze to death camping for a few days during autumn in Konoha.
You decide to go home, and after dinner and watching some movies with your father you turn in for the night. The next day a great opportunity arises. You have a day to train with either Hōōmaru-sensei, your dad, or your sister. Which do you choose?

>A) Hōōmaru-sensei

>B) Your father

>C) Shirou

>Take the day off
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>>605193
>A) Hōōmaru-sensei
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>>605193
>B) Your father
As far as I know, he's the least socially retarded
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>>605193

>C) Shirou
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>>605193
>C) Shirou
Teach us the basics of CQC. or "CQC"
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>>605193
>>C) Shirou
What has sis to teach us?
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>>605211
When has sensei been socially retarded? You and Shirou had to get it somewhere, and successful restaurateurs need SOME charisma...
>>605217
Stealth techniques and close quarters stuff, mostly.
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>>605225
She might not be socially retarded, I just dislike genki girls.
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>>605174
People, not chances at getting best girl. That only works for Hinata when she's getting her best boy.
>>605193
>B)
We haven't hung out with dad much IC.
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>>605193
>B) Your father
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>>605239
Country possesses Kishiton and can Plot no Jutsu. Chances always exist, there's even a chance that I slip straight THROUGH the floor next minute.
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>>605193
>C) Shirou
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>>605212
>>605213
>>605217
>>605273
What is she training you in?

>A) Kenjutsu

>B) Improving unassisted stealth

>C) A stealth jutsu

>D) Something else (What?)
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>>605289
>C) A stealth jutsu

Because we really need to fucking hide our pasta.
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>>605289
>B)
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>>605289
>>A) Kenjutsu
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>>605289
>D) Seduction
>C) A stealth jutsu
is fine too
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>>605289

>B) Improving unassisted stealth
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>>605340
>Shirou teaching seduction
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>>605289
>C) A stealth jutsu
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>>605345
>I said i was wearing my armor!
>hahahahaha!
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>Are you sure that's what I'm supposed to do with that
>It's what I read in... I mean yes, that's what you do.
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Update in a couple minutes, rl shit.
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>>605289
>C) A stealth jutsu
Disappear into the brush
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>>605345
It'll be a learning experience for everyone!
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>>605379
I swear to god, Kuro's gonna be alone his whole life because his sister fucked up this shit and scarred him.
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>>605340
>>605347
>>605374
Learning stealth jutsu.
>Writing
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>>605439
Time for best girl to show us her Perv-no-jutsu.
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>>605439
>was legit worried seduction had won
>Fears gone.
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Gonna sleep for an hour, hope yoy don't fuck everything up.
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>>605451
go away, incestanon. our sister doesn't look at the shota dong
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>>605462
>Was legit excited seduction had won
>Joy gone
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>>605475
>Look at our Massive shota dong
ftfy
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>>605439
You ask Shirou to instruct you today. She asks you about what you would like to train. You decide that you would like to learn a jutsu for stealth. She tells you that she has the perfect thing.

And hour and a half later, you're in the forest outside of Konoha. And she tells you she has just the jutsu to interfere with your opponents with the sharingan or byakugan, and even sensors in general, so long as they don't use chakradar or contact sensor techniques, as well as another jutsu to help in quick escapes, in wooded areas, at least.

You pick up on Hidden Mist Jutsu quickly, your water style acumen helping you pick that up, though Leaf Retreat Jutsu takes a while for you to grasp, though you eventually get it.

At the end of the day, you and Shirou head back into the village. When your halfway home, you hear Shirou groan, "Dammit, I ripped my hoodie on a branch," she's holding the hood of the thin garment up, turning her head to look at it, "I'll have to ask mom and dad for a new one, unless you'd buy it for me Kuro." She says the last part as sweetly as possible.

>A) Sure

>B) Alright, but you have to come with me

>C) Mom or dad can buy a new one

>D) Do it yourself (85)

>E) Something else
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>>605510
>>B) Alright, but you have to come with me
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>>605510

>B) Alright, but you have to come with me.

EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
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>>605510
>A)

Please don't vote for the 85 one, guys...
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>>605521
Why? You don't want to critfail and have your NEET sister undergo a public breakdown?
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>>605533
not particularly no
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>>605533
I'd rather not tempt the gods' wrath once again, Country.
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>>605533
She really helped us out, so no. I'm not okay with a NEET breakdown.
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>>605510
>B) Alright, but you have to come with me
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>>605510
>B) Alright, but you have to come with me
Let's do this!
>Shirou's day out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b2vMVMYDnw
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Sorry, guys, I'm going on to bed.
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>>605519
>>605520
>>605582
You agree to buy her a new sweatshirt, but only on the condition that she comes with you. Your sister goes even paler than usual at this, and tells you that you don't have to buy it.

You grab her by the wrist, and practically drag her to a clothing store that you're pretty sure most of her clothes come from.

Shirou stays mostly silent, until you request her sweatshirt, so you're sure what to buy. "No Kuro!" she whispers in a harsh tone, "you can find it fine!"

>A) Convince her (60)

>B) Try to find the same one (80)

>C) Drop it, you can buy it some other time

>D) Something else
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>>605473
>>605639
First Wheel, now you. Dream of Momo, Dice.
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>>605648
>>A) Convince her (60)
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>>605648
>>A) Convince her (60)
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>>605648
>A) Convince her (60)
What is she wearing under that?
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>>605648
>A) Convince her (60)

"C'mon, I need to know which one to buy or I'll get a shirt of one of those shitty Mist Village Origami shows."
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>>605648

>A) Convince her (60)
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>>605654
>>605655
>>605660
>>605662
>>605683
I completely forgot that you had to roll. First 3, 1d100.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>605710
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>605710
noice
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>605710
kek
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>>605713
what does a crit success for this look like?
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>>605713
What does this even mean? How do you crit at telling your sister to take her clothes off in public?
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>>605713
>>605710
I ENJOY WHERE THIS IS GOING
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>>605719
>>605724
>>605729
It means that this is a blue board.

>Writing
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>>605744
>Not using paste-bin
>Robbing us of this

If dice would't be bullied without me, I'd drop you off at a Clinch with the uchiha's
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>>605752
It's not THAT lewd. It's kind of lewd.
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>>605744
thank you. I don't want to waifu the sister. That produces icky horrid children.
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>>605759
PASTE BIN

SHE IS THE PASTA MONSTER.

>>605766
>Strip
>This is sex
.... Naiser.. what
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>>605766
Your mouth says no, but your dice say yes!
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>>605766
In real life yes, In naruto however...
Chakra is a hell of a fix all
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>>605770
you think you're the only one with a bottle of poison? I make leaps of logic that don't really make sense after they're pointed out.
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>>605713
Reluctantly, Shirou removes her sweatshirt, and the sports bra that she was wearing...

Your face turns redder than an Uzumaki falling asleep at the beach, and you cover your eyes after getting a pretty long look at Shirou's modest chest. Even though she's your older sister, the image of the first breasts you see are burned into your brain, the same milky tone as the rest of her skin, tipped with, well, they were smaller and pinker than you had expected.

She hands you both garments, you're both in a changing booth where no one else can see you. You hand her sports-bra back, and look at her once more, struggling to keep your eyes locked with hers. "You-you should put this on." you manage to say. Shirou looks at the undergarment, then at you, then at it, then back at you, and then she turns a chalky white, her eyes roll back into her head, and she collapses on the floor.

>A) Dress her

>B) Look for a new sweatshirt, leave the bra, she might come to

>C) Leave both clothes with her, run

>D) Take both clothes and shop for both

>E) No write-ins
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>>605791
>D) Take both clothes and shop for both

>tfw best choices are just handed over.
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>>605791
>>A) Dress her
>>
>our bloodline is actually weaponized awkwardness
>our true feelings are so horribly awkward and inappropriate that when expressed through Ninshu they cause physical injury
>chakra sensors pass out foaming at the mouth
>mind readers go insane

>>605791
>D) Take both clothes and shop for both
Gotta make sure they match.
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>>605791
>A) Dress her

Then look for a new shirt for her.
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Don't overlook the awkwardness potential for Shirou trapped half-naked in a store while Kuro tries to convince a saleswoman he's allowed to be in the women's changing room.
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>>605861
>Somebody just spots the body passed out
>Little kid with a bra and shirt
>Excuse me Ma'am, where are these at? We'd like to get our sister them.
>Where's your sister?
>Shows the body
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>>605791
>A) Dress her

Funny enough, this is similar to the first pair of tits I've ever seen
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>>605871
Tell us the story while I write, but remember, if the board is blue, no boners for you.

>Writing
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>>605870
>Shirou wakes up in the dressing room half naked
>panics and activates ANBU mode
>hanging invisible from the ceiling with a garrote made out of her own hair
>meanwhile Kuro finally convinces the clerk he's just trying to get something for his sister
>leads her to the room she was in
>Shirou drops from the ceiling and puts her in a stranglehold
>Somehow manage to pull her off before she kills the woman but she's still rabid so he has to nock her out
>tie her up with her own bra and gag her
>try to smuggle her out under an oversized trenchcoat
>Sensei walks into the store and greets Kuro
>As he desperately tries to smalltalk his way out of the store Shirou begins slowly waking up
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Our seduction skills may be a very rare kekei mora that casts a genjutsu on anyone vaguely attracted to us.
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>>605897
If only anon, If only.
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>>605877
>I'm 14
>Older sister is 16
>Hear her call out that she needs help with a bra in her room
>I walk in not expecting much
>C cup breasts right in my face
>mental shutdown
>she can't find her favorite set so she's running around her room topless looking for it
>I find it slightly under bed and put it on her
>Her tits have forever been ingrained in my mind

Nothing too big but this little shenanigan moment reminded me of it
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>>605904
At least we can awkwardly try to put Shirou's clothes on, getting them incredibly ruffled, then have her wake up and briefly struggle with us, attracting a salsewoman who sees us wrestling partially naked, thinks we're doing it, recognizes Shirou and calls her parents to tell them she's been caught having sex in the changing room, and then describes her "boyfriend" to them over the phone.
>>
My hour turned 1.5. You.... are OK, at least at rolling.
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>>605794
>>605825
>>605871
You sit your sister on the bench, trying not to touch her too much, as that could be bad. You slip her sports bra over her head, and get her arms through it, it's not too hard to get on because she is pretty light. She comes too as your about to leave the booth, and apologizes, telling you not to tell anyone. You agree. Of course, it took a while for her to say this, due to embarrassed stammering and stumbling over her words, but she got it out eventually.

Exiting the booth and going into the store, devoid of people besides the cashier, you begin your search for a sweatshirt like the one Shirou was wearing. It appears the cashier didn't notice where you came from, as she's listening to earbuds, and facing the entrance to the store. You find a number of sweatshirts matching Shirou's one in size and look. You buy six, each in different colors, to make up for what happened. You also do it so she'll at least have something sort-of clean clothes to wear, god knows she doesn't know how laundry works.

You return with the sweatshirts, and give the bag to Shirou. She picks the green one to wear out of the store.

It's certainly an awkward walk home.

>End Thread

Didn't get as far as I wanted, so I'll probably do a shortened thread tomorrow/Wednesday.
The rest of the schedule for this week is:
Late shortened thread Friday
Full thread Saturday and Sunday.
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>>605927
It's hard work being this socially awkward
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>>605927
>proceed too text ALL SEEING EYE to come over now.
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>>605927

Returned in time, I see. Thanks for running
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>>605920
Topkek.
>>605918
That would have been pretty funny, but I wouldn't do that to your parents. Especially after you turned down training with your father or sensei, and instead chose your sister. They would think you just ran off to Targaryen all day. And imagine what sensei would do!
>>605916
Not what I expected, didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Just for that, I'm killing your favorite girl, who is she?
>>605897
This also would have been great, but I wouldn't do that to Kuro. Sensei would cyberbully him to suicide.
>>605901
>very rare kekei mora
By definition Kekkai Mora are rare. Also, that would make for an interesting ability, but no.
>>605932
It's not your fault that your socially awkward!
>>605933
She would need SOME romancing first.
>>605934
Heh, thanks for coming.
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>>605944
>need some romance
>Shes already watched us do some shite

K. you mean permission from her parents right? Thanks for the run btw.
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>>605962
No problem, thanks for coming.
She could be persuaded to go around her parents' backs.
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>>605944
Here's to more ""accidental"" firsts with Big Sis!
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>>605974
not even i'm that stupid Country. NOW on missions? Well, why not enjoy the wine right?
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>>605944
What, would you like me to go into detail what her tits looked like? I'll do it to save the best girl our sister!
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>We are once more Lewd Genin Quest
You know what, for once, I'm glad you people took the path you did.
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>>605986
How so?
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>>605986
I did miss the lewds.

We need to grab Sensei's ass again
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>>605986
We need more lewd quests
>Homura
Well I guess she and kuro both enjoy women
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>>605997
I'm curious. If you come up against a girl in the third round assuming you get that far. Will you attempt grab-ass?
>>606001
And they both make bad decisions regularly.
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>>606005
>Will you attempt grab-ass
Depends on the ass
All I know is i've come up with a few jokes for the exams in regards to certain people
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>>606008
Really? Do tell.
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>>606005
>Probably not tbqh
>Sensei's special in that regard
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>>606012
D'aww
>>606008
>Momo
>Kaya
>Ryuko
>Himarase
>Hakurin
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>>606005
I suggest we do more then that. Our enemy will never be able to fight us effectively.
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>>606011
Stabbing an Uchiha in the eyes is a joke right?
Kidding~ Cat princesses' name is a given, scaring the shit out of Momo's teammate, rapping badly amoing other things
>>606023
>Momo
Do not molest the loli
>Kaya
I mean sure, but she'd try to kill us a bit harder
>Ryuko
Delinquent, out of the picture immediately
>Himarase
We know people from other villages better so nah
>Hakurin
Yes, just to see her reaction
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Man i just want to brutally beat down those rain gennin. Fucking assholes.

>>606037
Arent they all lolis?
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>>606052
You haven't met anyone from the Rain, or anyone from any other major minor village.
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>>606005
>>606027
Kuro is a one-man stripping machine. No girl's chastity is safe in his presence.

>>606023
>Momo
Too many layers is bad for your skin.
>Kaya
All that hot blooded rivalry is making her overheat, we have to help her
>Ryuko
I like my insides ON the inside
>Himarase
Who?
>Hakurin
Tunabout is fair play, she's been stripping us with her eyes, but those of us not possessing the Byakugan will have to use our hands
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>>606052
Yeah but it seems as though Momo won't change from that very much. I could of course, be wrong, and Country could have her grow up to be a stacked, six foot tall bombshell
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I just want to see the girls that crush on Kuro explode from teasing. I think it would be the funniest thing.
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>>606056
Shit, I was thinking of those assholes on the train that genjutsud us
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>>606073
That was Kaya, the Uchiha from mist
She doesn't like Kuro very much
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>>606073
Team Tonakai, they're from the Mist. Jensho who hates you, Kaya who severely dislikes you, and Tenburo who thinks you're okay.
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>>606005
depends on the girl. Any random ho, sure yeah why not

but Momo? nah we respect that shit
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>>606060
So she's our Hinata? I'm cool with that, though probably not gonna happen based on who she's an expy of.
>>606098
Head pats for Momo, nothing less cute for cutest girl.
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>>606023
>Momo
Rather go for a sister from another mother approach
>Kaya
Is that remotely even a thing?

>Ryuko
Sometimes all people need is a chance and some kindness, they can surprise you.
>Himarase
Don't remember the character
>Hakurin
Not a bad choice, a bit surprised she's our "girl next door" option but she's pretty cool.
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>>606023
>Momo
A best, only for cuddles and head-pats
>Kaya
Maybe by accident, but all-around nobueno
>Ryuko
Probably not
>Himarase
Need to talk to her at some point
>Hakurin
Maybe. Depends on popular sentiment
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>>606023
>Momo
A best, needs hugs and head-pats, need Kuro's love and have children with him that are showered in love
>Kaya
Uchiha, right? Disgusting, only bestbro Uchiha is good Uchiha.
>Ryuko
Nah.
>Himarase
Uzumaki? Meh.
>Hakurin
Definitely a cute.
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>>607457
Once again dice shows off his best opinions
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>>607490
Give it till the end of the next thread tonight, you'll realize that my opinions are shit.
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>>607644
That's what you told me last time (hint- you were wrong)
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>>607655
Well, I guess I finally have an excuse to use this picture.
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Early thread tomorrow, delaying from today because I had plans I forgot about.
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>>608049
>Have a free night
>Delayed
>Running tomorrow
>Have work
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>>608049
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Atleast he's not Soma you guys.
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Did someone say thread tonight? Because thread tonight.
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>>610222
Thread tonight starting when?
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>>610222
Thanks Trips.
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>>610269
Around five, it'll probably be shortened though.
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>>610222
Lewding our sister more when?
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>>610480
Never, only fluffy and cuddly lewds with Momo allowed in this quest.
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I just have to order dinner, then we can get started.
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>>610652
Disgusting
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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH

Last Quest, you spent a day with your sister, and went one step closer to becoming a man.
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>>610892
You saved me from dying of boredom today. Thank you, Country
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>>610892
I still wanna know who we got the pasta spillage from.
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>>610892
Stop posting that missing middle name for Jimmaru, it's making me paranoid. He's edgelord Hyuga-Uchiha's brother or cousin, isn't he.
>>610907
Clearly Dad, Mom's got a successful business and shit.
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It's a week after your awkward day with your sister, and you've spent it under the tutelage of your father and sister training your hand seals and stealth, you've made some inroads, but both of them are going on missions later today.

Hōōmaru-sensei is also unavailable today, training Jimmaru exclusively to enhance his ninjutsu, which they've been focusing on together, due to your sensei thinking Jimmaru has potential in it.

There are three weeks to the start of the Chunin Exam, and you should spend as much time as possible training for it.

>A) Find someone to train with (Who?)

>B) Go visit someone (Who?)

>C) Take some time off

>D) Train on your own

>E) Something else (What?)
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>>610942
>A) Find someone to train with (Teammates?)

WE MUST ENSURE WE CAN PROPER PULL OFF OUR ATTACKS, properly.
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>>610953
Yeah team coordination is important.
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>>610942
>A) Find someone to train with (Who?)
>Hakurin
We can practice spraying our sticky goo all over her.
I really think that starch syrup technique could be game-changing.

>>610953
>>610986
Only Hakurin is available, sensei and Jimmaru are fuc-training in the woods.
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>>610942
>D) Train on your own
But go to a place where you are likely to run into somebody
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>>610942
How difficult would it be to make a starch clone? Water clones aren't very good at their job, but clones that trap weapons inside them and explode into superglue when killed are a pretty good anti-taijutsu/capture solution.
As a bonus, the easiest and quickest way to escape from the sticky goo is to strip naked
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>>611007
We should make oobleck clones. How fucking sweet would that be?
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A wins, real life delays me though.

>For all intents and purposes, writing
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Sadly, I need some sleep, so I'd appear near the end of thread or even after. Sorry, guys.
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50 minutes to deliver a goddamned sandwich.
>>610953
>>610986
>>610990
You decide that you would like to polish your techniques and combinations with Hakurin, and set off to the Hyuuga Compound, issuing a farewell to your sister ad father on the way out the door. Both of their missions are taking them far afield, but both will be back before the start of the Chunin Exams.

You head through the village, not running into anyone you know, and make your way to the Hyuuga Compound rather quickly. You're granted access right away, being Hakurin's teammate, and go to her family's manor. You figure the courtyard would be the best place to start, so that's where you go.

When you get there, you don't find Hakurin, but rather, a younger girl who looks a lot like her, clad in a flashy shirt and shorts flying towards you.

>A) Catch her! (25)

>B) Dodge! (20)

>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
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>>611115
>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
Can't pass up on an exiting game of loli tossing!
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>>611115
>A

Found another stray, guys.
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>>611115
>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
"Good luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
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>>611115
>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
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>>611115
>>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
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>>611134
>>611136
>>611146
>>611152
Roll! 1d100, first three!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>611159
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>611159
We're an awful person
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>611159
easy
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>>611164
You catch the small girl as she flies into you, and she looks up with the clan's trademark pale eyes. "Oh thank you! I thought I was going t-" she's stopped abruptly as you grab her by the waistband and back of the collar, and throw her back at the person who propelled her into the air in the first place. You're fairly certain that he's Hakurin's brother, who you've seen from a distance, but never talked to. The girl you just threw is likely her sister, who you know exists, but this would be your first interaction with her if this is.

The older boy grins, thrusting his palm forward, and using Vacuum Wall Palm to shoot the girl back at you.

>A) Catch her, don't throw her back (30)

>B) Dodge! (25)

>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
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>>611209
>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
NO BACKING DOWN NOW!
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>>611209
>A) Catch her, don't throw her back (30)

God fucking Damnit, you guys are already bullying lolis
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>>611209
>A) Catch her, don't throw her back (30)
That wasn't very nice. We're not playing ping-pong here.
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>>611220
Bullying lolis is our bloodline ability.
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>>611209
>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
TOSS THE LOLI!
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>>611209
>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
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>>611209
>A
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>>611209
>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
This is the best thing ever.
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>>611229
I though that was being awkward and kicking the shit out of girls?
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>>611242
So you're saying we should punt the loli?
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>>611232
>>611230
>>611219
>>611238
I'll take "How to piss off a Waifu" for 500, Country.
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>>611209

>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
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>>611245
You cannot punt the loli.
>>611246
But her brother is enjoying it Dice, and you know what they say; bros before hoes.
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>>611250
DAMMIT, JIRAIYA, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS!
>>611252
This guy ain't a bro, he's the equivalent to Jimmaru if Jimmaru was the asshole of a nice Uchiha clan. Ain't gonna bro with this fag.
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>>611257
>>611252
ROUND, ROUND THE LOLI GOES.
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>>611257
What's wrong with helping your sister train endurance? She needs to be ready for the Academy.
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>>611209
>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
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>>611245
That depends. Do we plan on waifuing her? Cuz our modus operandi seems to be to kick the shit out of a person, then to waifu them.
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>>611209
>C

Insomnia again, coooooool
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>>611259
That's it, I don't want us going near Momo because you fuckers treat lolis like Ike in the first episode of South Park.
>>611263
Bullying does not build endurance or character, it only causes us Sudden 64 Trigram To The Chest Syndrome when Hakurin finds out.
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>>611276
Kick the loli!
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>>611242
Isn't that just bullying?

>>611246
If it comes down to a choice between bullying and Hakurin, I'm sorry but Hakurin loses by default. Bullying is the core of Kuro's life and being, to deny it is to deny his own existence. That's why best girl is Shirou, she's the most bulliable of all. Hell, she bullies herself!
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>>611219
>>611230
>>611232
>>611238
>>611250
>>611265
>>611275
Roll! 1d100, first three!
>>611280
You. I like you.
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>>611281
>Bullying is the core of our character

God, Kuro really has become a shithead.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>611284
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>611284
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>611284
Lolis fuel my dice
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>611284
s-senpai
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>611284
>You like him for saying the joke when I was the one who basically made it

;;
>>611291
WHEEL, GO TO SLEEP!
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>>611284
>>611293
TOSS THE LOLI
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>>611293
gawd why
>>611298
Damn
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>>611286
See pic.
>>611293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kHq9cHSEg
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>>611299
>WHEEL, GO TO SLEEP!

Nope.
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>>611293
WITNESS ME!!!
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>>611309
Jesus, I feel sorry for the 98 anon... Oh wait, no I don't because he rolled a crit on bullying a kid. :^|
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>>611293
I forgot I had three of these.
>Writing
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>>611291
>>611293
>>611297
You catch the little girl again, who's hands are now covering her eyes. This time though, you catch her by the scruff of the neck and waistband immediately, spin around, and throw her back at her brother, despite her protests.

However, the small girl's head is buried in your catch partner's stomach, and his dojutsu deactivates as he clutches his stomach, and falls to his knees, coughing. The little girl gets up, rubbing the top of her head, and rushed over to you, activating her byakugan.

>A) Run away (15)

>B) Yell for Hakurin

>C) Engage her in combat! (50)

>D) Try to reason with her

>E) Something else (what?)
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>>611345
>C) Engage her in combat! (50)
>D) Try to reason with her
Defense only, try to explain while blocking her attacks
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>>611345
>>D) Try to reason with her
Hey, you won your spar thanks to me
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>>611345
>E) Something else (what?)
>STICKY WHITE STUFF
She's tired of flying, glue her to the ground!
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>>611345
>A)
>>611350
How the fuck do you explain the bullying, man?
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>611345
Engage the Loli. Then immediately apologize after we get her under wraps.

Give her a lil noggie too.
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>>611350
I should have specified, I need a write in if you try and reason with her, because I don't know what would compel someone to play loli toss.
>>611359
DC 40
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>>611345
>D) Try to reason with her

"Hey now, I help you beat your bro. Your Ma and Pa will be so happy!"

>E) Something else (what?)
Pray that this works
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>>611361
Explain might not be the right word

Apologize I guess
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>>611368
The odds are on my side! Join me in hosing down this loli! We can reason with her after she's restained.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>611368
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>>611345
>C) Engage her in combat! (50)
>D) Try to reason with her.

>>611350
This anon nailed it.
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>>611388
>>611372
How are you going to explain it to her? Just saying sorry won't work.
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>>611397
>E) Glue her to the ground
>D) Try to reason with her
"I was just helping you in your fight! look, you win!"
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>>611397
Just apologize and try to keep defending until she tires herself out. She's not even a genin yet, she can't last as long as Kuro with his crazy stamina
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>>611397
>>611403
>>611405
>These anons start the bullying, expecting no retribution
>Payback comes and now they're trying to just apologize like nothing happened

None of you deserve Momo, nor does Kuro.
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>>611397
>>611405
Also say we helped her win too, no reason not to throw that in
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>>611397
GLUE AND REASON
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>>611408
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

I will straight up kill a bitch for Momo
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>>611350
>>611358
>>611370
>>611388
>>611405
Roll for defense, 5d100, first three.
>>611408
Don't worry Dice, Kuro won't have to deal with Momo judging him for long.
>>611416
Pretty sure CD/D won.
>>611422
Put your money where your mouth is during the Exams, double dubs.
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>>611408
YOU FOOL! Acting like nothing happened is just another aspect of the bullying!
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>>611345
>C) Engage her in combat! (50)
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>611435
Best apology ever incoming
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Rolled 13, 58, 89, 48, 44 = 252 (5d100)

>>611435
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Rolled 40, 74, 69, 64, 83 = 330 (5d100)

>>611422
Momo loves hugging and us being a loving guy, not bullying and being us a murderer.
>>611435
</3
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>611435
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Rolled 53, 86, 94, 43, 6 = 282 (5d100)

>>611435
I welcome death with open arms
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Rolled 89, 53, 16, 74, 72 = 304 (5d100)

>>611435
Wait I'm retarded
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Rolled 68, 21, 89, 29, 97 = 304 (5d100)

>>611435
Damn, 5d100.
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>>611447
>>611451
>>611456
53, 85, 94, 64, 83
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>>611447
>>611451
>>611456
The incoming Academy student leaps at you, striking with her gentle fist as you bob and weave, dodge, back up, and generally evade her strikes. The Hyuuga girl tires out quickly, panting and sweating heavily as she sits on the floor with deactivated byakugan.

"Hyaku!" You hear a voice shout, and the girl looks up, it's the Hyuuga Clan Head, Hakurin and her siblings' father. The girl looks up at him, blushing, "What's the meaning of this?"

"Hakurin's boyfriend was playing catch with brother!" she says indignantly, "Using me as the ball!"

He turns to you, shaking his head disapprovingly, " Kuro is Hakurin's teammate," he corrects her, "and if you're looking for Hakurin, she's at someone else's house, sorry to disappoint."

You thank him, and leave the compound, thinking about what to do today.

>A) Find someone else (Who?)

>B) Go home

>C) Train on your own

>D) Something else
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>>611549
>C) Train on your own
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>>611549
>C) Train on your own
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>>611549
>C) Train on your own
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>>611549
>Clan head shakes head at us
Well, we're never getting accepted into this family. Nice work, guys.
>A)
Sensei? Jimmaru?
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>>611549
>C) Train on your own
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>>611566
>Well, we're never getting accepted into this family. Nice work, guys.
That's a big fucking leap.
>Sensei? Jimmaru?
You'd interrupt his one-on-one training?
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>>611549
D) Something else
Actually I came here to train with hakurins brother
(He's probably cool, we played Loli toss together so we've already bonded)
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>>611574
Fuck, that's right. I guess
>C)
Then.
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>>611561
>>611564
>>611565
>>611569
>>611615
You decide to train on your own. What do you train?

>A) Ninjutsu

>B) Taijutsu

>C) Genjutsu

>D) Bukijutsu

>E) Stamina

>F) Strength

>G) Something else (What?)
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>>611626
Effective and easy to train alone
>F) Strength
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>>611626
>F) Strength
Time to get SHREDDED!
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>>611626
>F)
Time to swole and get strong enough to protect Momo.
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>>611626
>E) Stamina
Useful for just about everything. Including spamming our growing collection of jutsu.
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>>611626

>E) Stamina
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>>611626
>>F) Strength
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>>611626
>E) Stamina
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>>611626
>E) Stamina
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>>611637
>>611643
>>611646
>>611668
You train strength that day, choosing to do so at the gym your family has a membership to. After that you go home and spend the night alone.

Two weeks of training with your team and without, it's a week before the Chunin Exams, and the foreign teams are starting to arrive. You chose not to see the teams arriving, because Shirou's information was up to date except for the Cats and Dogs team. The day after the teams from the Hidden Mist arrive, you get a call.

>A) Answer it

>B) Don't answer it

>C) Something else
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>>611744
>A) Answer it
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
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>>611744
>A) Answer it
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>>611744
>>A) Answer it
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>>611744
>A) Answer it
>WHO IS THIS?
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>>611744
>A)

MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO
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>>611744
"Ahoy-hoy"
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>>611746
>>611750
>>611761
>>611763
>>611770
You pick it up, greeting whoever's on the other end.

"Hey Kuro, it's Himarase Uzumaki, can you come over to the Uzumaki compound? I have something important to talk to you about."

You ask her what it's about.

"Well, Hakurin told me all about that mission on the train, and I thought you would want to know a little more about fighting Uzumakis, y'know?"

>A) I'll be right over

>B) I know enough, thanks

>C) Something else
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>>611846
>C) Something else
"I'm already half way there"
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>>611846
>A) I'll be right over
We're either going to be japed or raped.
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>>611846
>A) I'll be right over
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>>611846
>A) I'll be right over
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>>611846
>A) I'll be right over
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>>611855
Japed?
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>>611846
>A) I'll be right over
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>>611846
>A)
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>>611855
>>611856
>>611859
>>611873
>>611881
>>611885
You tell her that you'll be right there, and head to the clan district closer to Hokage Tower than the one containing the Hyuga and Uchiha Clans, containing the Sarutobi, Uzumaki, and Namikaze clans, among others. You've never actually been to the Uzumaki compound before, so you accidentally walk into the Namikaze one first, before turning on your heel and hurrying out. You find the Uzumaki compound soon after, an open area that you wouldn't guess was a clan compound but for the sign above the entrance with "Uzumaki Clan Compound" written on it.

The girl who called you is leaning against the signpost, eyes half shut, seemingly asleep there. You go over and shake her. "Took you long enough Kuro, did you need to um...?" she makes a motion with her hand, you're pretty sure what she means by it. You just shake your head and she waves for you to follow her, leading you to the largest house in the compound, she opens the door, inviting you in. You step past the threshold, and she puts on a kettle of tea, with two cups, asking if you want some. You politely decline, and she just shrugs, before coming to sit down across from you at the kitchen table. "So Kuro, what do you want to know about fighting my distant relations?"

>A) The best counter to them

>B) How to counter their stamina

>C) What the best defense to chakra chains is

>D) What's the real reason you called me here? ;^)

>E) Something else
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>>611992
>D) What's the real reason you called me here?

THESE OPTIONS
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>>611992
>D) What's the real reason you called me here?

She called us out here without any prompting what so ever, ready to hand out the secret of beating her clan.

That's bullshit.
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>>611992
>D) What's the real reason you called me here?
I think I can guess. The only question is, are we onboard for this?
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>>611992
>C) What the best defense to chakra chains is
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>>612006
She was actually talking about the redhead Uzumaki's, two of which are in the Chunin Exam.
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>>611992
>D) What's the real reason you called me here?
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>>612022
Yeah, but those still have the same abilities as her clan. I'm fairly sure actually telling us how to get around her clan's abilities would be a bad move on her part.
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>>612040
Konoha Uzumaki's have actually pretty much lost their fuinjutsu prowess. Also the redheads tend to have more stamina and chakra be default.
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>>612011
Ask yourself what the first thing she said when we woke her up from her daydream was. She's Hakurin's rival, determined to one-up her in every possible way! We all knew this confrontation was coming. What's the game plan? Because I don't think she's going to take no for an answer.

Of course, I could be totally wrong. She might have just invited her rival's teammate over to her house out of the blue for no reason just to discuss how to improve his chances in the upcoming chunin exams. Maybe she's just really friendly and helpful.
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>>612051
So it's common for them to talk about how to get around Uzumaki bullshit?
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>>611992
>D) ;^)
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>>612000
>>612006
>>612011
>>612031
"What's the real reason you called me out here, Hima?" you ask, "You wouldn't just tell me to come all the way out here just to tell me how to defeat your clan, so why did you really call me out here?"

She looks offended at this, but grins in understanding as to why you'd ask that. "Well, I know you've fought the 'other kind' of Uzumaki before, so I thought I'd give you some pointers on how to fight them." She walks around the table to you. "Though I will admit I had... ulterior motives." She winks at you, going to sit on your lap, until the whistle of the kettle disturbs her. "Damn," she says under her breath, "Well Kuro, do you want to know about my clan's predecessor, or not?"

>A) I'll hear about it

>B) No thanks
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>>612107
>A) I'll hear about it
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>>612107
>>A) I'll hear about it
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>>612107
>A)
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>>612107
>A) I'll hear about it
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>>612107
>C) I do not consent.
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>>612107
>A) I'll hear about it
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>>612107
>C) I need an adult.
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>>612107
>A) I'll hear about it
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>>612107
>A) I'll hear about it

My body is ready
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>>612107
Put on hand on her thigh and let her explain.
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>>612114
>>612117
>>612118
>>612122
>>612132
>>612134
>>612135
>>612136
>>612141
You tell Himarase that you do want to know about beating Uzumaki's, and she picks up a tray with the kettle, teacups, and leads you upstairs to a room containing a positively ancient woman, who Himarase introduces as her great-great aunt, Himawari Uzumaki. You bow, and the old woman greets you. Your former classmate pours out two cups, and puts the tray down on an end table in the spacious room.

"So, my niece tells me that you've butted heads with members of my grandmother's clan in the past?" Himawari asks you.

>A) Yes

>B) Just one

>C) No, I'm just preparing for the Chunin Exam

>D) Something else
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>>612198
>A) Yes
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>>612198

>A) Yes
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>>612198
>B) Just one
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>>612198
>D) That and there's a couple in the Chunin exams. But I'm still suspicious as to why you're so willing to talk about it...are the Uzumaki always so open about what they can do?
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>>612198
>>612214
supporting
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>>612198
>A)
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>>612205
>>612208
>>612246
You tell her that's right, and she goes on to talk about a bit of the Uzumaki clan's history, up to the Seventh Hokage. "The Uzumaki Clan is descended from the youngest son of the younger son of the Sage of the Six Paths," she begins, "and as such, the purest Uzumaki posses even more vitality than the Senju of old," she takes a detour, "it isn't wise to take on an Uzumaki, Konoha or otherwise, in a prolonged fight, you should aim to disable or take them out early on, no matter what." She sips her tea, "The Uzumaki settled down early, in a village called Uzushiogakure, where they perfected the art of fuinjutsu, which was largely lost after the deaths of Mito Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze. The village itself was destroyed during the First Shinobi World War, Uzumaki from outside Konoha claim descendance from there, and still hold grudges against the Leaf because of a perceived slight." She shakes her head and sighs. "The Uzumaki clan was refounded in the Hidden Leaf by my father, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, this hasn't made relations between us and our scattered family an easier."

Her great-grandniece makes a motion as if to make her continue. "Oh yes," the ancient Uzumaki shakes herself out of it, "You want to know how to fight the Uzumaki clan." She takes a deep breath, "you'll want to take them out early, if possible, like I said." She finishes the cup of tea Himarase poured for her, and puts it down, her relative pouring another. "As for chakra chains, genin won't be able to manipulate them much, they'll travel laterally and be easy to dodge, if there's a fuinjutsu specialist, try to overwhelm them before they set up too much."

Himarase thanks her, and bows out, dragging you along with her after a rushed thanks. When you're downstairs, she speaks, "So was that enough?" She asks, stepping closer to you, "Cause information like that isn't free." She has a very suggestive tone, and says it with a wink.

>A) I'd like to know more

>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?

>C) Yes, that was (Shunshin to escape) (55)

>D) Something else
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>>612359
>C)

No Momo, no gogo.
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>>612359
>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?
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>>612359
>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?
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>>612359
>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?

>>612367
Whatever could you mean, this is obviously a totally innocent request. She probably just wants some help on the farm. Maybe plowing a field, choking a chicken, milking a cow, planting some seeds, fertilizing crops, etc...
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>>612359
>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?
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>>612359
>C) Yes, that was (Shunshin to escape) (55)
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>>612359
>>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?
Bitch be trolling us.
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>>612384
>plowing a field, choking a chicken, milking a cow, planting some seeds, fertilizing crops, etc...
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>>612359
>C) Yes, that was (Shunshin to escape) (55)
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>>612359
Wait, so, now we're waifuing Naruto's daughter? Who's like...100 years old?
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>>612408
No, your classmate with a similar name. You could try to waifu Naruto's widower daughter, if you wanted. You couldn't succeed, but you could try.
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>>612408
Who said anything about waifuing. This is just a little favor between friends.
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Wait, isn't this the girl thats got a rivalry with our teammate?
Fuck, no wonder she wants to bang kuro.
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>>612372
>>612378
>>612384
>>612388
>>612395
"Well..." she says with a giggle, walking her fingers down your chest, "Hakurin and I have always had a friendly rivalry, y'know, so I just feel compelled to one-up her sometimes." Her fingers are dancing down your stomach now, "especially when it involves something that just sounds great, or really appealing," she licks her lips, both hand touching your hips now.

She looks up at you, "She told me about the hotel room," you're pretty sure you're a little red at this point, "so I figured, as a bit of a deal, I give you information, and just get a little touch in return, sound fair?" She's giving you awfully innocent puppy-dog eyes for what she's asking.

>A) Alright...

>B) No

>C) Something else This write in will be under strict scrutiny.
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>>612470
>A) Alright...
IT BEGINS
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>>612470
>C) Something else This write in will be under strict scrutiny.
>How about the full package?

> if not permitted, I vote A
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>>612470
>C) Something else
pic related

>No)
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>>612470
>C. You wot?
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>>612470
>C) Something else
Just a touch?
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>>612470
>B) Ah. Well, you can take your touch by kissing my ass. How's that sound?
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>>612470
>>A) Alright...
Its just a touch.
Hell, this might make our teammate escalate from there when she hears about it.
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>>612517
>>612518
>>612520
You back up, away from her touch, "What exactly do you mean by a touch...?" You ask the blonde nervously, as she approaches you, and you feel a wall against your back.

"I think you know exactly what I mean, Kuro?" she says with a predatory expression and a purr.

You realize that your back is against the front door.

>A) I have no idea what you mean (Lie) (80)

>B) Alright, just a touch.

>C) Escape! (60)

>D) Something else
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>>612572
>B) Alright, just a touch.
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>>612572
>D) This is...extremely shady. And petty. And morally wrong. This is very, very awful in all of the worst ways. You'd really whore yourself out just to spite Hakurin? That...is incredibly self-centered, and stupid, and wrong. And awful. So no, absolutely not.
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>>612572
>B) Alright, just a touch.
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>>612572
>B) Alright, just a touch.
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>>612577
>>612582
>>612583
You people disgust me.

Hakurin's watching us now, you realize?
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inb4 this is the trap character
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>>612572
>C) Escape! (60)
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>>612587
Just as keikaku
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>>612572
Alternatively
>D) PUNCH HER IN THE FACE ON REFLEX
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>>612587
>Not doing whatever it takes for our team to win
>Not forcing her to step up her game
>Not teasing her to the point of her breaking down.

having morals on the internet.
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>>612572
>C) Escape! (60)
Bust a move nigga!
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>>612587
>>612598
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>>612587
That would be a good twist, but no.
>>612589
Only one way to find out
>>612604
Sometimes you go to far, Jiraiya
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>>612572
>B) Alright, just a touch.
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>>612604
>Not turning it around on her.

>>612572
>D) Move up close to her, tell her you'll give her more than just a touch if she wants it. Two touches, three, ten, wherever she might want~ With whatever~ she might want.
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>>612611
I'm a monster. Sue me

>>612615
Damn, Next time I'm voting too turn it around.
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>>612572
>C.

Please save yourselves for Hakurin
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>>612572
>D) Something else
Seems like you get more out of this. How about we even it up and I get a "peek"
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>>612628
Too late, Heretic
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>>612628
>>612615
First we let her attempt to handle our girth. Then the TRUE bullying can begin! Wax on, wax off, give and take! You must be bullied to bully in return!
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>>612648
She's going to just walk off after copping a feel. Better to deny it means anything to us if we let her do that.
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>>612662
>Walk off
>Not returning it via feeling her arse up.
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>>612662
I don't think so, Hakurin got to see the full monty up close and personal. Stopping now would be admitting defeat!
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>>612572
>>C) Escape! (60)
>Manwhoring for spite lady
C'mon now lads
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>>612572
>C) Escape! (60)
>>612672
>>612676
Yeah, neither of you knows how girls work. So I'm going with this.
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>>612685
I have a feeling someone who runs away in this situation doesn't have a lot of hands on knowledge.
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>>612685
>>612615
>>612598
>>612579
I seriously can't tell if your trying to samefag with ID's or don't understand to link your fucking posts to say you changed your mind.
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>>612577
>>612582
>>612583
>>612614
You tell her that it's alright, if it's just a touch. The blonde's eyes light up and she licks her lips, cracking her knuckles as she approaches you, running her hands down your body once more before her right one darts under the waistbands of both your pants, and underwear. You feel her surprisingly soft hand on you as she grimaces, tutting to you, "Come on Kuro, I need the full experience." Despite the stirring you feel, you push her off, telling her you agreed on just a touch, and she frowns, calling you a spoilsport.

You two walk back to the entrance of the compound side-by-side when you walk by her house, "Say, Kuro, are you sure you don't want to offer me any more? It'd be great 'team-building' for the exam." She says, trying to put on a seductive voice.

>A) I said no before

>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return

>C) Just shunshin away

>D) Say nothing, walk away

>E) Something else
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>>612708
>E) Something else
"Sorry, you're cute, but you're not that cute. This was just for the information."
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>>612708

>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return

IS SHE TRULY THIS MUCH OF A WHORE? jesus chirst if we legit earn more from her and its useful. I don't see an issue.
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>>612708
>C) Just shunshin away
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>>612721
Pretty sure Kuro is the whore in this situation.
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>>612708
>>E) Something else
Stop being such a pussy and take charge. Fist step, rip her clothes off.
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>>612733
>Learning information for you team and gaining assets

This is called being a ninja, Doing what it takes to complete the mission. AKA getting us the fuck through the exams.
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>>612708
>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return

>>612721
Not a whore, a HOT BLOODED RIVAL!
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>>612708
>>612714
Adding

>C) Just shunshin away

to this.
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>>612708
>C) Just shunshin away
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>>612743
No, Jiraiya, this is you being a pervert and a whore. If you want to be a ninja, get the information from her under your own circumstances. Don't let her touch, don't let her feel, don't do what she OR your body want. Play her like a fiddle (finger work included), and do not let her set the terms.

Dominate her, get the information, leave her unsatisfied, and remain in absolute control of your own body's desires, instead of letting them control you.

But you'd never do that, would you? Because it's not about the information. It's about what you can get out of her.
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I feel like the Ginyu Squad has dropped in from space to enact operation cockblock. We've swelled to triple the normal population for the last few votes, all on one side. Either way of interpreting this is weird.
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>>612777
You wanna jack off so bad, there's all the porn ever elsewhere on the internet. Don't ruin this story.
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>>612765
Mother fucker, First you try samefagging or are super stupid in stating you're changing your vote. Second you're not willing to see what else we can learn. Knowledge if power you stupid fuck and if you are't willing to use all your weapons you aren't gonna succeed. The ends justify the means. And finally last but not lessed, Who gives a damn? I'm 2 bottles into my whiskey.

>>612777
Nah, just one dude constantly posting a different vote. No sex, just trying too learn whatever we can. But you know, why would having an IN to a major clan matter.
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>>612794
>But you know, why would having an IN to a major clan matter.

Uzumaki are in decline, Hyuga still going strong. Hima is inherently inferior to Hakurin in that regard. Go to bed, Jiraiya, you're drunk.
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>>612708
>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return
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>>612732
>>612752
>>612759
You don't dignify her with a response, and simply shunshin away. You hear angered huffing as you jump from rooftop to rooftop, though it quickly drops from earshot as your speed lets you cover the distance back home quickly.

You step through the door to the greetings of your father. You give him a simple hello, as you're not really in the mood to talk at the moment. You come back downstairs a few minutes later, more willing to talk. You just talk missions and the exam with your dad for a bit. After supper, you get a message from Jimmaru, asking if you want to scout out the foreign genin teams.

>A) No, I have my information, and I don't want to anger any more of them

>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy

>C) Something else
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>>612708
>C) Just shunshin away
Anons pls
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>>612708
>Shunshin
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>>612708
They actually did it, the madmen
>C) Just shunshin away
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>>612812
>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy
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>>612812
>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy
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>>612812
>A) No, I have my information, and I don't want to anger any more of them
Yo that Uchiha girl just touched my dick dude
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Two things:

>1: Please stay civil.

>2: I really hope there isn't samefaggign going on, otherwise, I might have to discount people's votes.
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>>612812
>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy.

SOS
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>>612823
Er I mean other Naruto name
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>>612823
Uzumaki.
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>>612812
>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy

Fuck, I was in a super long battle in a vidya. I would've voted to get more info from the Uzumaki
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>>612812
>>A) No, I have my information, and I don't want to anger any more of them
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>>612812
>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy
>Don't you anons want to impress our sister?
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>>612812
>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy
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>>612628
I would sue you, but as usual, it wouldn't matter because you and the others would just kick the loli.
>>612812
>B)

Also, Kuro sold his body for information, he is the whore.
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>>612824
>2 we can try if ya want
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>>612824
>1. Glad I was talking/discussing politics with my roommate during it then.

>2. Samefags, please go to bed.
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>>612819
>>612821
>>612825
>>612838
>>612847
>>612851
>>612866
>>612872
Well, if you're all so sure about spying on them....

Who are you spying on first? Unlike the information, this actually matters.

>A) The Stone teams (5)

>B) The Mist teams (4)

>C) The Sand team (3)

>D) The Cloud team (2)

>E) The Cats and Dogs team (1)

The total of the teams you spy on has to be equal to or less than five. You already know one of the Mist teams, and the Sand and Cloud teams.

>>612866
>Also, Kuro sold his body for information, he is the whore.
Dice getting it surprisingly right in this thread.
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>>612895
>E) The Cats and Dogs team (1)
>B) The Mist teams (4)
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>>612900
>>612895
Shit, I forgot to mention that you've also met the Cats and Dogs Team.
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>>612895
>B
This opportunity will not be missed.
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>>612895
>A) The Stone teams (5)
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>>612895
>E)
Cats and Dogs first, then
>C)
See what the Kazekage team is doing (and stealthily give Momo a hug).

Also, don't worry, the surprise factor will wear off and you'll see me make bad choices again like joining the fucking honors program when I'm not getting a scholarship for it.
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>>612917
>Saying hi to people you already know
>Not gathering information on unknown factors
Don't worry, you've already made those bad choices.
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>>612935
Well fine then, lets look at
>B)
since I made a mistake with my first choices. :^|
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>>612956
>>612909
>>612900

>All these B's
At least you get to observe the other Mist team.

Do you also want to spy on the Cats and Dogs Team?

>A) Yes

>B) No
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>>612963
>A) Yes
Might as well
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>>612963
>B)
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>>612963
>A) Yes
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>>612963
>B) No
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>>612963
>A.

Finally got out of work and can vote freely.
I have come to the conclusion the three best girls in my preference are Hakurin, Sensei and Shirou. Everyone else's opinion is valid.
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>>612987
>three best girls
>Hakurin, Sensei and Shirou
Oh no you don't, guy, you ain't get-
>Everyone else's opinion is valid.
Oh, well, that's great, friend. Good for you and your opinion.
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>>612963
>>A) Yes
>that part with the uzumaki
>mfw
>she didn't get to feel the full length
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>>613081
I can't tell if that's supposed to be you laughing or you imagining the touch.
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>>613089
either/both
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>>613095
>mfw I imagine I'm actually the fish in that situation and you're creeping on me
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>>613109
Full homo
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>>613117
I NEED AN ADULT! JIRAIYA, HELP ME PLEASE!
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>>612974
>>612979
>>612987
You tell Jimmaru that you'll check out the Mist teams and the team from the Cats and Dogs village. After some delay, he accepts, somewhat reluctantly, and you join him near the hotel that both Mist teams are staying in.

You hide with him in the trees across from the hotel, and you see the Mist team you've already met, Team Tonakai, enter the hotel, arguing about something neither of you can really make out.

A few minutes later, another three shinobi, a bit older than Team Tonakai, come by. A boy with short, spiky hair, similar to yours, but black, another boy with mid-length brown hair, and a girl with long, somewhat wild, red hair- the other Uzumaki. They're talking about how much worse the restaurants are here, earning your immediate ire; before they're called into the hotel by a short young woman with light green hair.

You ask Jimmaru if he wants to follow them into the hotel, but he just shakes his head.

After that, you and your teammate make your way to the hotel that Agomaru and Nekohime are staying in. Finding some bushes to stay in, it's not long before the two walk by, Agomaru with his dog by his side, and Nekohime not with her cats, but still wearing her cat ears. Before you can listen to them for too long, the dog starts sniffing the bushes you're in. "What is it?" Agomaru asks, coming over to the bushes.

>A) Retreat! (30)

>B) Retreat without them seeing you! (70)

>C) Reveal yourselves

>D) Something else
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>>613160
>B)

If we beat A's DC but not B's, can we still escape?
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>C) Reveal yourselves
We live in this village, they can't do much
>>613158
But dice, I am an adult
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>>613160

>B) Retreat without them seeing you! (70)
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>>613160
>A) Retreat! (30)
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>>613165
>He makes the choice that's most likely to get us attacked

See, somehow I feel like that's further proof you're not an adult. I'd rather have Sensei here as the required 'adult'.
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>>613160
>Reveal your selves
Or
>B
Which ever. But be sure to ask them about the restaurants.
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>>613178
Oh no, they'll attack us in our village
Surrounded by multiple leaf ninja
Though I wouldn't put it past the Uchiha to do so
Filthy fucking Uchiha
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>>613164
Yes.
>>613181
They have no culinary taste, they're like the animals they're so close to
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>>613160
>B.

I pray the dice save us
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>>613164
>>613172
>>613181
>>613193
Roll, 1d100, first three.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>613232
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>613193
The dice gods hear your prayers and are considering your request. May they bless our rolls to be high and critical.
>>613232
Going to sleep.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>613158
>>613165
I've been summed from /pol/ What is it thats required of Mr. Jiraiya?

>>613232
>>
Based dice gods
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>>613241
Thanks for saving the team Jiraiya.
>Writing
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>>613251
You retreat with Jimmaru, before the Cats and Dogs team sees you. After a couple minutes of running, you notice that they aren't following you, and take a seat on a rooftop together.

The two of you share a high-five before heading your separate ways, to each of your homes.

All-in-all it was kind of pointless, but you do know a little about the other Hidden Mist team, Team Rokaidaru.

When you get home, you greet your mother, who's just coming in, and head to bed.

The next week of prep and training flies by.

Tomorrow, you'll wake up on the morning of the First Exam of the Chunin Exams.

>End updates

Let's get some post thread going, and Friday we'll have a late (new) thread, probably shortened, and then a full thread Saturday and Sunday
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>>613251
>Even in bed, I serve.
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>>613304
That's not what your wife says.
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Sure got quiet in here real fast after all those (1) votes...
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>>613307
She says get to bed actually. I have work. Good night country and everybody else!

>>613310
I'm a terrible person, but fucking called it.
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>>613302
Thanks for running. Looking forward to the exams, I want to see how Kuro is going to do in the forest.
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>>613323
Better than Momo :^)
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>>613323
You mean who.
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>>613327
So is himarase gossiping about touching Kuro's Kuro? Does Hakurin know? Reactions from everyone when they hear what happened?
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>>613343
She wouldn't tell unless she touched Kuro's Kuro in the state it was when Hakurin peeped Kuro's Kuro.

And even then she might just tell Hakurin and Sakutai.
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>>613329
Well I hope it's Hakurin.
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>>613350
Country has been dropping hints that it's Momo

Saying she'll have a hard time

She's gonna get really beat

Etc
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>>613329
>>613350
>>613376
Just watch yourself when your team and Hima's camps at night in the forest.
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>>613348
wait, why Sakutai?
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>>613388
>Kuro gets gangraped in the forest of death by waifus
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>>613389
Because "Hey, guess who got a handy before you, haha?"
>>613397
Why do you people always make the best of everything?
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>>613397
I was hoping for a harem route but didn't want to say anything
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>>612805
>Uzumaki are in decline
Did I say or imply that? Cause they really aren't. The non-Konoha ones are, but that's only because they're so few in number and not organized.
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>>613388
But where the fuck is purest girl Momo?
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So did No Country finally get hunted down by mountain lions and eaten or what?
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HOLY FUCK HE WAS ATTACKED BY MOUNTAIN LIONS!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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Can somebody archive this?
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>>624801
Done.



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