Last time, in which we discover drugs are bad, and our major secret is finally found out: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/598365My Twitter, for keeping track of when I'm running: https://twitter.com/KayabaQMThe Discord, for Shitposting: https://discord.gg/fzeqYXcThe character sheet, for things that may or may not matter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing>>618219"So how do you prove you aren't insane?" Incog says"Simple, I know for a fact that Jeffery is the leader of Laughing Coffin, and this potion is only further proof, proof I can actually take to Diavel and get a proper investigation going. I also know the mafia that either already exists or will soon is going to be led by Don Fluffles, so once they're common knowledge I can prove that. Also, that speech I gave to Kirito? I stole that from someone else, who's going to say it in about.... a year or so, if you're willing to wait that long, you can listen in on it with me and see for yourself. But in the short term? I don't really know how to prove it""Wait" Argo says "you said you know who Kayaba is! We could find his avatar here and force him to end the game!""Hmm" you say, downing your glass "that's an idea, but I don't know if he'll allow it, he can make himself an immortal object at any time, so it'd have to be a public accusation he couldn't just deflect by calling me a madman...""I might have an idea!" Incog saysYou're not sure you want to hear thisListen to Incog's plan and try to end this game here and now! WARNING: HIGH RISKLet things play out, try to go back to normal for a while
>>618264>Listen to her idea, but don't immidietly do itEnding it now is no fun.
>>618264We paid 0 dollars for this shit game and we are going to damn well beat it properly.> Let things play out, try to go back to normal for a while
>>618272Jesus christ I can't spell.
>>618264>Let things play out for now but at least listen to the idea for later"Incog I'm sure it's a good idea but we won't be able to do it quite yet, probably."
>>618264>Listen to Incog's plan and try to end this game here and now! WARNING: HIGH RISKLiterally what could possibly go wrong? When has listening to Incog ever screwed us over?
>>618277I'll second this.
>>618264"Alright, what's this plan of yours?" You ask"Well, first we get to the highest level possible on this floor, find him, challenge him to a duel, make it public and record it, if he has to cheat to win against you, you'll have a record of it and he'll have revealed his identity, at which point you ask for a real duel and if you win, we all go home!"...this sounds rather familiar, where have you heard this before? Oh yeah, it's how the real show ended, only it took a fucklong amount of time for it to happen. With your knowledge, you could end this now!Would he even have his Holy Sword ability yet? Probably not, but then again he's also the admin so probably yeah he does. "Oh, and you said Kirito was the one who found him out originally right?""Yeah, but that's only in one version, in the other version I never found out how it ended, I got carried here before it got to that point""Well, never mind then, I was going to say maybe he could help us... OH, I just remembered! The Crown!"Oh my god the Crown just might work."Let's do it" you say, standing up "his Avatar's name is Heathcliff, if he's not expecting this I think we could use the Crown to get him to confess!"This was so simple it's brilliant. Now you just had to find him. Actually scratch that, first you had to make sure you were max level.Roll 1d20 until you get a 20, every roll is another day of grinding!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>618330REEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>618330>implying CHA would make sysadmin be swayedgod damn it kayaba
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>618333REEEEEEE!
Rolled 12 (1d20)get fucked kayaba?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>618330I HEARD WE NEED A CRITC
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>618342salt swoopin in with the 1wooo
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>618338REEEEEE!!
Rolled 2 (1d20)maybe this time kayaba will get fucked.
Rolled 17 (1d20)hang on.kayaba will get fucked eventually.we swear upon it.
Oh, yes, you can reroll for this
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>618338REEEEEEE!!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>by the time we're done grinding>1 month later>level limit has been raised >FUCK
>>618330Pls no end quest.
Rolled 1 (1d20)come on, you little shit, it's time to get fucked.you know it's inevitable. it's time to get fucked, kayaba.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>618357REEEEE!!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>618330WRYYYYYYY
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>618361Dice are being dumb.
Rolled 15 (1d20)kayaba, no. stop resisting.it's time to roll for kayaba's anal circumference.because he's about to get fucked.he just.he just doesn't know it yet. ;a;fuck it i'm rolling for anal circumference
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>618363REEEEEEE!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>618330ORA
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>618330>Bet i won't get another critc
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>618330
Rolled 12 (1d20)will urethral circumference work, rngesus?we just want kayaba to get fucked. that's all we desire.i roll for urethral circumference.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>"Oh yeah we got to level limit in a few days">"How are you not level limit?">proceeds to grind for several weeks>wut.jpg
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>618330ORAAaAaAAA a aaAaAAaAa
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>618369REEEE!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>618330Finish grinding after 1 year
REEEEEEEE!KAYABA'S A PIECE OF SHIT NORMIEGET FUCKED, NORMIE
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>618379REeEEeEeeEeEe
Rolled 20, 3, 13, 19, 20 = 75 (5d20)>>618330ZaWarudo!
>>618379Was rolling for Incog's dick size
Please hold while I update your character sheetAlso I found out how STUPID leveling is in this game.Once you hit level 20 (floor 3) the level cap only raises by 1 per floor until floor 50, at which point it raises 2 per floor, until 75, at which point it raises 3 per floor, with the theoretical level cap being 75.But we don't have to worry about that if your gambit works!
>>618394If we somehow win, are we just going to skip straight to GGO/Jump?
>>618385I love you, anon.
>>618398It doesn't matter if we're skipping to other games or not. What matters is that we will always use our fists and legs as a primary weapon.Unarmed is GOAT.
>>618394You hit it, level 23. The very arbitrary level cap for floor... six.You had stayed out of the clearing parties while you grinded, being put two days behind only got worse after they suddenly ended the Treant boss on floor 3. It sucked dick, you spent almost a month catching up!Now, how did you spend your stat points?STR FocusTrue BalanceAGI Focus
>>618409But we skip all the !FUN! that is SAO.
>>618413True BalanceI remember the PKER
>>618413>True BalanceFocusing is good but we need to keep our other stat somewhat caught up
>>618416This let us have fun in SAO before we go into other games.
>>618413>agility skewNot agility focus, just a slight preference.
>>618413NEW STR: 31NEW AGI: 32You went for a balanced build, because that seemed to be what Johnny Black hand and he was a god damn king against you, of course your new Gold Wolf gear helps both stats, but this is how you distributed your base points. You also maxed all five Skill Slots you had to the current maximum of 600, even your newest one, and your favorite: Battle Healing. Your Gold Wolf Mask was only an improvement over your old one, though swapping them felt odd, probably just gear attachment. You wouldn't have these for long if all went well anyways. You had found Heathcliff after he joined the Clearers on floor 5, guess he wanted to wait for a bit before he helped out. But he was here, and his voice was, thankfully, the same as the one he used when he addressed the players on day one, two months ago.You only hoped this went well.Incog had the Crown, Argo had pumped the cat-girl's veins full of CHA Boosting potions, this had to work, it HAD TO. You wanted out, you wanted answers as to who you were in this world, and how you got here.You had requested a meet-up with Heathcliff, under the pretense of getting to know the "new" Clearer crew. You had arranged for Diavel, Kibaou, and as many livestream cameras as you could manage to be there.You all met around a glass table in the center of the Black Palace on floor 1. It was time, you gave Incog the signal, and she asked the question, crown engaged."So, Heathcliff, who are you really? Tell the truth!"Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to CHA-force Kayaba!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>618485>TELL US YOUR SECRETS
Rolled 18 (1d20)this is about to go horribly
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>618485Ora ora~
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>618485
>>618491He grinned."So, you figured it out this quickly did you? Well, you three must be quite perceptive. Yes, I am Kayaba Akihito, the one who trapped you all here"The whole room steps back, gasping in shock."How did Wolf-Man know?"He chuckled"Wolf-Man, is that what they call you? Please, allow me to dispel that"You look up, wincing as you realize your name is revealed, you quickly hide it again, but the damage is done."Alright, fine, I named myself something stupid" you say "doesn't matter much, just call me Sauske if you want""So, now that you know who I am, what are you going to do?""END THIS GAME NOW!" Incog shouts!Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to CHA-Force Kayaba again!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>618508>here we go again
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>618508TELL ME WHERE SHE IS
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>618508
Rolled 5 (1d20)fucking
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>618508AhhHhhHhH
>>618511"Hmm... no" he said "I can't just end this like that, there's no challenge to it! No, I have a much better idea" he said, teleporting everyone to an arena... somewhere in the castle.Everyone. All the players who were still alive."I think" he said "I'll fight the two of you, the Wolf-Man and the Cat-Girl"You stood proud and tall, your back straightening. You'd half expected this. Incog, conversely, crouched low. Argo was gone, as expected, he wanted a 2v1, not a 3v1."I'll fight you two, and if you win... I'll end the game, it is, of course, to the death, and if I win, I will engage a self-destruct that goes off in one year, putting a rather firm time-limit on the game, seems fair, wouldn't you say?"You look at Incog, who already had her newest dagger out, a rare drop from the Nightmares on the 5th floor: The Ebon Blade. You, of course, simply took a fighting pose. "Seems fair" you growl. He smiled, making a show of disabling his Immortality. "Then... LET'S BEGIN!" He says, charging forward, tower shield first!Your theme song starts playing, for the last time, one way or another:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TUTJ0klnKkRoll 1d20 to act, describe an action with your roll!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>618562HIT HIM UNTIL HE DIES!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>618562>Normal consecutive punches
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>618562Run towards him nonchalantly and drop to the floor as he swings. Then judo flip him form the ground.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>618562PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>618562Hit it until it dies!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>618562Supporting >>618573
>>618569>>618580>>618578Come on guys. Show a little of finesse, were supposed to be the only guy in the game crazy enough to fight barehanded. We need to show skills as well as strength.
>>618587Punching him in the dick is a viable strategy
>>618573You start jogging towards him with the most nonchalant body movement you can manage. He swings, but your reflexes are too slow and rather than ducking under like you planned, you take the hit, in all it's force, though it wasn't as hard as you were expecting, in fact... did he bitchslap you with his sword?HP: 4000/4650"Come now!" He calls "You can do much better than that, you've fought bosses with your fists for two months now!"Incog comes running up behind him, your backup plan. The Ebon Blade slashes twice, black afterglow leaving two streaks through the back of Kayaba's Armor.Kayaba's HP: 3900/4650You grinned, better than you were expecting, you were doing well!No thanks to you, you had to do better!Roll 1d20 (best of 3, I really shouldn't have to explain this shit) to act! Describe your tactics with your roll!
>>618598But we need to punch him in the dick when he doesn't have the opportunity to defend himself.
>>618587Personally I don't care about winning this battle, it would be a rather stale ending, having a time limit or ending with a bang is preferable.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>618599>Get behind him and chop him on the head
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>618599Uppercut him
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>618599>Focus on drawing him in close enough to where he'd either need to shield bash you or stun you. He has the range, but we should in theory have the better flexablity and damage if we get within his guard.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>618599Leg sweepHit him while down, attempt to disarm for a short time
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>618599Use our cape to distract him and then go for the butterfly kick to the head.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>618599PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK, AGAIN.
>>618611Nice crit. That sets us up for some grappling and elbow strikes.
Rolled 13 (1d20)Upon Kayaba's advance, duck to the right. This isn't a battle of smarts. He's willing to fight with honor, but there's no certainty that he's willing to fight on even ground.Call Kirito out, if anything - this was meant to be his fight, and you're picking up the slack incredibly early.But, in following up - attempt something witty.You remember watching enough of the anime to understand well enough that there's one way to beat someone, right?Attempt to access System ID Heathcliff and log out Kayaba in the process. Preserve his active session and set it onto a lower level account that still has administrative access.Work on blocks - parries - all to push yourself towards your goal. We're doing this, niggers.We're making this happen.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>618611You leap to your feet, charging forward, slipping under his guard and delivering a firm uppercut to his face, knocking him several feet into the air. While he's airborn, you crouch down, cupping your hands for Incog to step into, you throw her up, a maneuver you had practiced against quite a few of the bigger monsters.And this was the biggest monster of them all, at least in spirit. She SLAMS her knife into the bastard's chest, sending a dark streak into the ground in a dust cloud. "Much better!" He exclaims, getting back up."But now, serious time!"1/2
>>618627He leaps forward, using his shield to strike at you!You fist his shield out of the way, knocking him back a few feet. You stand your ground, planning your next move. Roll 1d20 to act! Describe your tactics with your roll!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>618644>Call out Kirito"He thinks you sound like a girl">Attempt to grapple Kayaba for more damage from Incog>Recall info and attempt to access system ID
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>618644RUN FORWARD AND PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK
>>618644Get behind and fist his ass.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>618644Hit him hard in the stomach
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>618644>Bait him into attacking again, This time however rip whatever item away or punch the non-sharp part of the sword down/away.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>618644Use the cape to mask your movements and butterfly kick him in the head.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>618655
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>618658You dash forward again, signaling Incog with one hand while your other readied itself for a punch through his guard. It fails barely, the dude's shield is clipped, you don't do any damage to him, haven't had the time to check his HP at all since that ground pound maneuver, but you hope it's going down. You put a decent dent in his shield, and send him sliding back a few feet, but not hard enough or far enough to reach Incog, who was waiting with her knife, so she takes matters into her own hands, jumping up over the bastard and stabbing him in the open face!Kayaba HP: 2000/4650You were winning this.You were winning this!He grasps at the air where your Cat-girl was, missing barely, that was close. "Gah... that stung" He mutters, getting his guard back up"Ready to give up?" You ask"Nah, this is too good a fight to give up on!"You shared the sentiment. He starts playing offense, trying to feint with his shield and strike with his sword!
>>618658Solar plexus or liver, the gut will only working they are noxious or fat as fuck btw.
>>618686You see through it, but aren't quite fast enough to block it, letting it slide along your arm, leaving a long scrape that didn't really do any damage. HP: 3000/4650Apparently his blunt hits you had thought did nothing did something, and it added up, but you were still doing better. You push him back, and follow through!Roll 1d20 to act! Describe your tactics with your roll!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>618686Stop his blade with two fingers like fuckin aizen. Cause cool factor cannot be overstated.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>618699Again for>Leg sweep>Beat him while down>Attempt to disarm
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>618699Hit him until he dies!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>618699DICK PUNCH
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>618699Fist him in the pooper or peepee
Rolled 2 (1d20)Remember the basics of CQC. Jab for the throat and pierce the gorget.Strike center mass.Grab for the left shoulder. Crossbar grip on right shoulder.Flip the moonrune man.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>618699try to punch his face but at the last second hold back and instead sweep his legs.
>>618736Lets make cage proud, I'll get that dick crit some day.
>>618699You activate <Leg Sweep>, one of your many martial arts attacks, ducking low and kicking his legs out from under him with a dark blue glowing leg...Before he can fully fall, you get your feet under you and launch upward, sending your fist directly into his crotch!He's sent airborn, and drops his sword to grab his most sensitive parts, wincing in pain. You throw a cat at him, and let her do her job, repeating the same maneuver you had used to take down the King.Now you were taking down the real King of the game. Kayaba HP: 100/4650It was over, he was down on the ground, swordless.You step up to him, but Incog holds out a hand "Wait, I want to do this."She puts one knee on his breastplate, and looks him in the eye. "YOU WANNA KNOW WHY HE WEARS THE MASK!?" She shouts into his face with enough force to make him look like he was on a roller coaster, skin blowing backwards. "BECAUSE IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL TO TAKE IT OFF!" She continues "and let's not forget that's only the least of your crimes."Tears splashed onto the dirt next to Kayaba's face"Three... thousand, three thousand dead, gone forever, one of them was my sister, and it's your fault. So you know what I'm going to do?"He shakes his head, faintly smiling."I'm going to crash this castle... WITH NO SURVIVORS!"His brow furrowed "What do you mean by that?"She stabbed him in the head, shattering him into shards."You'll find out soon enough, as for the rest of you!" She called up "No survivors on this plane we call Aincrad, you're all going home!" The ground shookYou looked through the crowd, seeing a little girl in a white robe among the people, laughing and crying with everyone else. She was right in front of Kirito and Asuna, who seemed completely shocked, mouths dropped open, eyes wide. Everyone started glowing blue, but, rather than the game ending, you found yourself in the Skybox. please hold
>>618756Awwwwww. Unarmed has a faggy skillset? Shame. I was really hoping it was all actual skill than if the creator decided to make one with generic skills and effects. Whatevs.
>>618756This better be gud.
>>618770If you wanted that you could have waited for the BERSERKER special skill.
>>618783No. It's not about game skills or stats. True edgyness and op badassery come from force of will and natural competence. The second you use a combat skill that's actually an in game skill. You lose ~30% of that potential.
>>618756The setting sun was beautiful. You stood next to Incog and Argo, smiling faintly under your mask. It's over."So, you three did well, though I am truly sorry, Argo, that you were not in the final fight"You turn, finding the real Kayaba standing there on the glass of the skybox, as expected."It's fine" she says "I wasn't much for the fighting anyways, and I knew these two would do fine""Well, regardless, it should have been the three of you, or whoever had the Dual Sword skill, but you beat them to the punch, forgive the pun, on that one"You chuckled lightly "So, this is it? Game Over, Well Played?"He nods "I suppose it is, isn't it? Come, let's watch the castle crash"You stood and watched as Aincrad fell, crumbling to the ground. All those floors you didn't have to visit.On one hand you were relieved, on the other you had kinda wanted to see the Red Palace. But it was too late for that now.You turn back to Kayaba"So, why did you do it?""Honestly? It was a bug I couldn't fix, so I was trying to play it off, that's why I couldn't just end it, it would only end with my death"Wat."So... instead of just using Admin privileges to kill yourself and fix the bug, you did THIS!?""Yeah, what's the problem?""...everything" Incog says, face glowing red with rage "YOU KILLED MY SISTER OVER A LAUNCH BUG!??""Well, I suppose... yes?"You weren't hearing any of this shit anymore. "Get out of here, you asshole" You say"Hmm, nah, I'd rather give you guys... THIS!"He spawns a golden egg in front of you, smiling."What's this?" Argo asks"The Seed, the whole system used to run this game, whoever touches it first will have it downloaded onto their NerveGear."Well this is unexpected.Take the SeedReject it
>>618803Take the Seed
>>618803>Take Kayaba's seed
>Take the seed
Take Kayaba's seed and rub it all over your face, because that has got to be one of the faggiest ways for Kayaba to redeem himself after a launch bug ever.
>>618803Wait, so is this a problem with the NERV gear manufacturer for putting in microwave technology in a video game headset instead of Kayaba?
>>618803>whoever touches it first will have it downloaded onto their NerveGear.>We have no NerveGearWell now we have to take it.
>>618803>Kayaba offers us his seed.Kayaba you faggot.>Take his seed.
>>618803Take the seed and rebuild the Crashing Aincrad as the New Kayaba, we paid too much for this shit and if we didn't enjoy it nobody does.
>>618818Anon. Kayaba made the NerveGear to launch prior to Sword Art Online. He's a mastermind whom intended this shit from the start.
>>618828Maybe that's a bug too?
>>618829My honest critique on that would be shoddy writing. You're wearing a microwave on your head. You now have terminal brain cancer. That's not a bug, that's a design flaw or intended design.
>>618803>Take his spine
>>618803You take it, lightly tapping it and letting it absorb into you, making you glow golden over your golden equipment.You're the Golden Boy.You kinda want to stab yourself for that pun but lack weapons to do so. "Well, I guess my work here is done, time to face the mus- OH WAIT, one more thing, I swear, Sauska, you uh, got any last request for being the one to actually defeat me... and figure out who I was in the first place?"Write InTHINK CAREFULLY, THIS WILL AFFECT THE REST OF THE QUEST DEPENDING ON YOUR WISH
>>618850The power to defeat any enemy in a single strike.(Make us one punch man powerful)
>>618850>Remove Kayaba's spine from Kayaba
>>618850Yeah, upload those people's consciousness in the form of ai into the system. Ya know, the people who died.
>>618850Lets fix our face, we need to take this mask off sometime.
>>618850>I want everything you own that won't be taken by the goverment, money funneled into scert accounts only you and I would know, along with all the personal information of my 3 guild mates.
>>618850I wish every game Kirito plays from now on forces him to have a trap avatar forever.
>>618850I am golden so I might as well become Scion and hunt down everyone in the digital world. It will suck for the video game market but it will be fun.
>>618850I'd love for kayaba to give us 999 in both of our stats.
What's our purpose, Kayaba?Are we just an AI, constructed by you with disturbingly varying knowledge?Or are we something else?Also, we're gonna have to do a few personal things, Kayaba. Things involving your spine penetrating your asshole on live television.For the people we lost.
>>618858>>618872One punch man time boyos
>>618858We own the seed. This is stupid.>>618859Kek. But nah>>618862No. That can be fixed with the seed>>618863Meh. Saving the lives of people is more moral faggish>>618864Kek. But nah>>618868We have the seed. We can make it that way if we want>>618872Same as above>>618869Again we can use the seed for this.Op can we use the seed to do all of this right?Actually we can do the moral fag thing I suggested with the seed too huh?
>>618859>>618858>>618860>>618862>>618863>>618864>>618868>>618869>>618872>>618874>>618875>>618879Guys, we have to make good on our declaration.
>>618879nah, there was no scan of their brains, only death
>>618879>We can do this with the seed>Hey OP, can we do this with the seed?U wot
>>618903Trap Kirito plus shrinking Sinon's ass 1000 times and dragon leather pants.
>>618895Just confirmation but appearantly not. An all powerful virtual reality McGuffin can't make us super strong or anything like that.>>618893So your saying we can't bring those fagots back to life? What the fuck can kayaba don't that the seed can't bro. It makes no fucking sense.
>>618850Since we are not from their world, I would want something to live in that world so we can fuck our crazy wives.
>>618917we have the seed we can make that shit
>>618850>"Can you make a sister for her? Her last one broke."
>>618913he can do quite a few things, like directly alter the Seed right now, before you go, so you can get some things built into it.Or, ya knowsave Yui
>>618850wish for donations to all of the victims families and survivors
>>618925Save Yui I guess.
>>618925Fuck it, Save Yui is what i'm voting for.
>>618925do this >save Yuiinstead of this>>618927
>>618925Oh yeah, we can do that,Let's do that.
>>618850save yui i supposenot much more we'd use this on that'd be useful
>>618925Make ourself a hidden boss in the seed who permadeaths the unwary players who fight him.
>>618925>Knock Incog and Argo's avatars up with virtual babies with wolf faces
>>618925>make our dick bigger>give incog and argo's avatars dicks in all things
>>618850"Well, I heard there was an AI within the game, designation: Yui, is she in the Seed?"He shakes his head "I honestly forgot about her, I locked her up at the beginning so she couldn't let everyone know this was a bug, she's... probably not in the best state, but sure, if you found her you can have her, gimme a sec"He does something with his menus as something huge crashes into the ground. That would be the rest of Castle Aincrad. "Alright tha-waugh!"He's pulled into your tight grip."one more thing" you say "I made a promise to you on the first day, I'm making good on it"EXTREMELY GRAPHIC FISTING SCENE GOES HEREYou leave the mangled body of Kayaba behind, glowing blue and gold at the same time. "Let's get out of here" you sayYou close your eyes as the light grows blinding.When you open them...You're in the real world, but it's not your real world.Session End
>>618925>kill Yuithe world has no need of FAKEs
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>618979Rolling for dick size.
The next session will not be tomorrow, but next sunday, as I recover my sanity and my writing talent so shit doesn't go insane again.
>>618998So, since I won't be doing anything for the next week, those of you who needed this like crack addicts: go on over to Kiva's GGO quest, it's... I think it's in the same continuity as this quest.
>>619012I liked your quest op. Also the GGO quest is pretty good to. I think we are done with the beginning character development there. Not quite sure how to classify the past couple of sessions there.
>>619012>>619028I've settled into a more serious intention with my quest. I kind of intended it to act as a counterpart to what Kayaba has running here - whereas there were much more memes and the sort to run off of, mine was built off of a homebrew system and basic outline for a full setup.The last few sessions just include settling into GGO, expanding characters, and having people learn a little more about who the MC even is.I mean, the recent session ended with the MC killing a guy, getting his former best friend arrested, meeting a government spook, and having the Japanese cops come by, but - it might not be your style.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/592338/
>>619012We wont getting that lewdbin wont we ;_;.Also what is Kirito's opinion of us beating the game and did we fuck his harem up?
>>619054He hasn't had the chance to develop a relationship with anyone and was in full "LONER" mode, alsoSachi is still alive.
>>619052I do enjoy your quest. I was just not sure if I should label the start thread to the last one as the end of character development(least major). I am used to the first couple of threads being the setting, expanding characters, and learning about MC, I just was not sure of what to call that time frame.Also, Kiva, Kayaba do you care if people takes names in your threads? Some OPs do care so I figured I would ask first.
>>619081If you at least cover it with me or just have a general reason about it, go for it. I'm not the most used to namefags cropping up everywhere, but I guess it's all chill for the most part.
>>619092I use a name because we have a discord and this is based on my discord name
So, since we have a lot of thread left...How was this "arc" in general? was this a decent ending to it?please, feedback is appreciated
>>619254It was awesome, I woke up and kayaba was dead, so that was a shock, looking forward to what you do for the other arcs
>>619254I honestly thought the quest would end once we saved shit and punched kayaba's peehole. I wasnt expecting to be in the animoo world.
>>619254It was a surprising end for me, I kind of wanted some more sao adventures. On the other hand we dont have to be afraid our harem dies due to a fuckup. Furthermore we prevented/ delayed Kirito's harem which is a pluspoint.
>>619254One question, OP. What does our face look like tho?
>>619440From part 8, when we discovered a child had our face.
Huh...I just realized something. Because we ended Sword Art Online so early it means that Kirito didn't get his abridged character development, nor did he and Asuna get together yet....Well that's going to be and interesting mess down the line.
>>619458>we're the only non-anime face in a world of animethis will be interesting
>>618998Remember when I said in thread 1 that this was an odd quest choice because the parody is years away from completionRemember when you responded by saying that you'd go through this at a realistic place so the parody would be pretty much ahead throughoutRemember how full of shit you where?
>>620196Yes, I realize I'm full of shit on that front, things kinda got out of hand and I apologize for that.Though at the same time this is quite possibly the most "realistic" thing that would have happened, given that you are a person with meta-knowledge who would want OUT of the death game.
>>620238The fight was bs anyway
If this was the final end i'd be pissed but as long as its just an arc and we can keep having fun with something else then its all good.So, what kind of things could we have asked kayaba to give us? aside from yui.
>>620352His IRL money, a tour of the world before it completely crumbled, a few other things I can't quite remember
>>620426>we didn't go for his irl moneyfuck
>>620984Yeah, no. Kayaba (the character, not the GM) is enough of a dick to give us his ASSETS which would include his company.... ya know the one with huge amounts of liability for the SAO incident.
>>621559>Not wanting to fight through the Japanese court liability system
>>620426Id have wished that we couldnt "share" our knowledge of the events that are going to happen and rather build our own SAO adventure until the end
>>619254I would have preferred to fuck with more SAO episodes and would have preferred that Kayaba cheated just like the fucking faggot he is.
Rolled 2 (1d2)1 I run today2 I run next weeknot that it really matters because while I'm indecisive now coin tosses have a way of making me decide
>>624784right, well that proves I actually wanted to run todaygoing to be making a new thread so I can rename this... not entirely sure what to name it now that the SAO arc is over, Sauska's Quest?
>>624787Also going to be waiting another hour to actually start the new thread.
>>624790way, way later than I expected because I had no idea how I wanted you to wake up: >>624838