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Journal Entry #36: Today is the big day! We get to show off to our families all that we've learned and what we've been working on since joining the school!

I'm so excited!

Help me
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>>620248
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
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>>620248

> Find your sister.
> Explain everything.
> Accept your punishment.
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>Lady Vendal the Second stands before the Petal Class. Everyone in there has a parent or relative of some sort save for Lily and Ninety-Nine Copper.

>Lady Vendal smiles.

"Well," She says, "I see the class size hasn't changed much since I was last here." A few polite laughs come from the crowd. "Look, I'm sure the headmistress gave you all some big speech about how you have to be on your absolute best behavior. She's worried some of us alumni might stop donating to the school. But... We all know what happens here. It's not all sunshine and roses. So, really, we just want to make sure you guys are okay here. That you're able to grow and learn and experiment without worry. If you are doing that then that's all I'm concerned about. So, for today, just act normally, okay? Don't let us being here worry you."

>She looks around the room, a nostalgic look on her face.

"Wow... This really brings back some memories. I remember when I welcomed a class here. It's been years... Well, anyway, don't let this old lady prattle on. You guys go and do your thing. We'll meet back here in a few hours for dinner. Until then, have fun!"

Oh yes.
Fun.

That is what I'll be having.

Lots of fun.
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>>620282

Ask for some privacy to "catch up"

AKA make sure you sis is in on it.
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>>620282
HOW DOES YOUR SISTER NOT KNOW?
TELL HER THAT YOU'VE BEEN A SPY, ADMIT EVERYTHING AND FREE YOURSELF OF GUILT!
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>>620282
Don't fantasize about having incestuous sex with your sister under a willow tree.

Don't fantasize about having incestuous sex with your sister under a willow tree.

Don't fantasize about having incestuous sex with your sister under a willow tree.

Do fantasize about having incestuous sex with your sister under a willow tree.
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>>620288
>>620282
>>620279
>>620288

Yeah. She probably already knows. Plus, face it, if you were going to do anything to Minia at this point, we'd probably liquify your brain as a preventative measure. Fuck your old school.
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>>620282
Take her to privaticy of your dragon's horde to explain. Prepare your comfy
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>>620282
Ask Vendal the Second if she does the grandpa face like Vendal the Third.
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make sure you introduce her to your many girlfriends.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>620282
Tali, I have some good news for you. You don't need to wonder where your god is. She's right next to you.

And she's fresh out of mercy.


But for real, you gotta get to a private spot. While doing so, do as >>620301 said.
Don't fantasize about having incestuous sex under a willow tree.
But actually think of nothing but fantasies having incestuous sex with your sister under a willow tree. Think of her soft, flexible ears to nibble upon because then she might just plow your ass, with no lube, instead of just murdering it.

And then try to survive.
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>>620282
Hey Tali. You gotta bang Vendal's mom, Vendal.
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>>620282
>Prepare your comfy
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>>620282

Relax a little, Tali! Your sister will probably try to blackmail you and make up extremely embarrassing stories to tell all of your friends (which you may not be able to deny given your extremely nebulous past), but she seems like she's OK with what's happening right now.
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>>620282
Shout LADY VENDAL THE SECOND A CUTE!
You know you want to.
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>>620334
Haha perfect.
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>>620346
Please. Its nothing if you're not banging Vendal along with her mother, Vendal.

Tali, go for a threesome. A foursome if you want you sister to join. It might cheer her up.
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>>620282
Your sister is probably going to fuck you up.

Look at her.

Does that look like the face of mercy?
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>>620282
Try not to think about Freaky Fish Facts.

Freaky Fish Fact!: Fish make up about half of all known vertebrate species.
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>>620390
Remember a +1 bonus to charm rolls (check Tali's stats)
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>>620379
Vendal's grandpa face is super cute.
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>>620282
Go after Lady Vendal and hit on her
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>>620398
Correction, at the bottom of Tali's Quests.
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>>620301
WHY

>>620346
>>620390

No! I would never! I'm not into undine!

>>620288
>>620294
>>620338
"H-hey, sis? Can we uh... Go someplace private to talk for a bit? I think we should really..."

"Talk about how you're spying on my old school for the Sons of Serin? That wasn't hard to figure out on my own, you know. I checked in on you and found that Tali Elwin wasn't a transfer student but a new student. And you use glamour? Tali, sweetie, I'm not dumb. It wasn't hard for me to figure it out. I just didn't know for sure until I actually saw you. So, now that we have that out of the way, is there anything else you want to talk to me about?"
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>>620282
Are you okay champ
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>>620454
Tell her that we have a Ceer girlfriend and we've been doing it every night and turning her into an elemental.
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>>620454
Please don't hurt me
Please hurt me good
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>>620454
>is there anything else you want to talk to me about?
Are you into sex under willow trees?
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>>620454
Tell her to please not kill your girlfriends too!
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>>620454
You're really enjoying yourself here. You don't actually care much for the spying.

Also you saved Vaisi, recruited a Ceer, and (whisper this) became a dragon rider.
Not to mention you've gained a second innate magic!
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>>620454
Fuck this bitch, go have a threesome with the octopussies.

Or I guess look at your sister with extremely condescending smug and inform her you wanted your favourite sister to meet the love(s) of your life, actually.
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>>620454
Ceer, girlfriend, unfucked someone with a ceer artifact that was making them crazy, we're a dragon rider, and I would rather you not tell everyone what you just told me you knew.
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>>620454
"I'm not a spy! I came here because they refused to teach me anything!"
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>>620462
And a human girlfriend/pet/murderer.

And multiple sentient artifacts.

And a dragon.

And a pseudo-adopted capitalist younger sister.

And her two golems.
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>>620454
Tell her you have a bit of a harem and you are into Undine
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>>620454
Well you got a girlfriend, and a pet.
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>>620454
you haven't actually revealed any of those secrets to the sons. and you got girlfriends.
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>>620454
She knows. everything is all right.
theres nothing that can go wrong so we can just enjoy the day right? RIGHT?
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>>620454
Tali, wipe your forehead and be relieved we don't have to explain it.
Then take her around to meet our friends like 99c (Who is the richest, cutest girl in the school), the Ceers, Vaisi, Lily, Colette, Fuwa, Flora, Lan and Fael.
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>>620454
Tell her that you love her and there's probably a lot the two of you should actually talk about in private. For real.

Also, you're a dirty liar, we know you lust for the undine, tali. And true, you've not been in an undine yet. You need to fix that- you can't say you're not into it until you try it. Because you used to the same thing about sharp teeth, ceer, and hermaphrodites, and well look at you now. Nothing to be ashamed of. A young man is expected to experiment at school.

And Tali, remember. when you need confidence in speaking, imagine the person you're talking to naked. It always works.

And tali? That erection you're feeling despite your overwhelming terror? Thats what we call a fearboner. And your sister probably noticed it, too. And that's okay. remember, school is a place for experimentation.
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>>620454
We've learned more here than at Serin
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>>620454

Tell her you had a change of heart after being in this place for a while. You made friends, actually learned things, and now you just feel rotten about the whole crumbling facade you've put on. Tell her you are working on coming clean while hurting the fewest people and how her cooperation would be appreciated here in not blowing your secret.
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>>620454
You look really pretty today sis. I've dicked a ceer, and enjoyed it. Now how about I dick you. The Ceer can help if you want.
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>>620454
Tell her you actually no longer care about spying as you've come to enjoy this. That being crossdressing as a girl via glamour you filthy elf!
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>>620537
Nah, man. We're still going to do our job. Serin can have the secrets, it's just this whole thing is dumb anyways.
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>>620454
Getting married to a dragon, owning an armless submissive girl, and dating a ceer and taking it up the butt.
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>>620567

Anon, do you want to make everyone at Minia cry? Cuz I will fite you.
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>>620605
It'll come out when the Ceer realize that we keep subverting their operatives and have a working Ceer Gate in the school and send a full invasion force.
So might as well finish our job, give the headmaster the secrets then call both of them stupid, tell them to fuck already, and have 99c buy the School and add Blackjack and Hookers.
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>>620512
You are really not helping, voice! No! Stop it! I do NOT need these thoughts about undine or my sister! ESPECIALLY my sister!

"Y-yes! I do! I've... I've done a lotta things while I've been here! I got a girlfriend, I saved a girl's life, I even," he lowers his voice, "I even became a dragon rider..! I've made a lot of friends here and I... I kinda hate having to spy on them. I really like it here. More than I ever did in Serin. I've gotten so much done here. There's this girl named Ninety-Nine Copper and I got to help her with her store and and... She's really rich now! And I got her some golems! And I've been getting all these rare artifacts! And and..!"

"Tali."

"I'm not lying to everyone because I like it! It just sorta turned out this way! I want to stop and I know how much you hate lying but I can't think of a good way to do it now!"

"Tali."

"And I..!"

"Tali." She says in a more forceful voice. He stops talking. "... You are adorable as a girl, did you know that? I've always wanted to have a little sister~"

"... Huh?"

"Fufu... But, really... I understand. You don't have to worry. I knew why you came here and I also know how you are. You're too sweet to hurt people. I know this must be eating you up inside."

"It... Yeah..."

"So don't worry little brother~ I'm not mad at you at all. I can see you don't really like what you've been doing. And it's not like the two schools haven't been doing this to each other for years."

"Y-yeah."

"I would like to meet your girlfriend, though."

"Huh? Oh, well... Uhm... First of all one is a Ceer."

"One? Ceer?"

"And the other is kinda-"

1/3
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>>620662
"Heeeeyyy~!" Tali hears Vaisi's voice coming closer, one of her mechanical hands dragging Ceera to the pair.

"Hmm?" His sister looks up at the two approaching girls.

"You're Tali's sister, right?" Vaisi asks.

"Indeed. You must be Tali's girlfriend."

"Hahaha, no. I'm more of his fuck pet. You know, with a collar and all that. Tali just sort drags me around to some darkened corner and just has his way with me. It's pretty great. Sometimes the pale one joins in."

"H-hi." Ceera says, "I am Ceera. Tali takes care good of me. It is a pleasure to see you. P-please treat me well."

"She's a real sweetie. And she's the real girlfriend. Did you know Ceer are hermaphrodites? That means they got both dicks and cunts. Crazy, right? I know, I thought the same thing! Oh, right, name's Vaisi. She's Ceera. Nice to meetcha."

2/3
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>>620695
[screams internally]
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>>620695
>the real girlfriend
OH YES
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>>620695
> awkwardencounters.png
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>>620704
[Scream Externally]
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>>620695
I am amused
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>>620704
Find 99c. Hide in her pure innocent goodness away from all the embaressment and awkward lewdness.
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>>620704
Let go of your earthly form Tali, embrace the Void become nothing
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well sis hasn't killed you yet, so it's fine.
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>>620695
I am aroused.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>620704
[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY]
WAKE ME UP
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>>620704
Don't worry, I'm sure someone in Petal will figure out how to unbreak minds one day.
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>>620704
Quick, glamour the same kind of smug look your sister always has! It's the only way to diffuse the situation!
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>>620704
Scream externally
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>>620704
I love Vaisi.

Also Tali, I'll bet she's about to tell you how tame this is compared to what the average Minia student did back when she attended.
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>>620704
[Screams forever]
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>>620704
Wow, Vaisi. You're great at first impressions aren't you?

Anyways, be calm Tali and clarify your relationships. Maybe talk about how you met Vaisi? Hopefully your sis will understand that the fuck pet kink is Vaisis not yours.
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>>620695
Well Tali, you might as well tell your sister all the rest. Not that there's much left to say.
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>>620704
>>620695
>>620662
So that means that you ARE having those thoughts about Undines and your Sister. right? Look, don't deny it.

Embrace those thoughts, since you'll probably die. Might as well die happy. Imagine your sister's silky, smooth brown skin, unhindered by clothes. Same for Vendal and Vendal's mom, Vendal. imagine them without the jackets, their large, supple breasts bare to the air.

Also, not to change subjects but Tali you need to distract her, fast. She said you look like her cute younger sister, right? She thinks you look adorable? Use that.

Kiss her and distract the shit out of her. Maybe some ear nibbling?

>Possess Tali and make him kiss his sis if he tries to pansy out.

If you're gonna die, you might as well cross something off my bucketlist, elf.
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>>620704
OH SHIT! Tali, we need to tell your sister about your daughter too. Take her to meet her, even.
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>>620704
Bail.
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>>620764
Wait what.

Do you mean fael or something?
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Tali, you need to supercharge your sister with comfy magic right now to escape embarrassment.
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>>620770
Fael is his Dragon Wife. I'm talking about Tali and Maolin's Daughter, the Elf Loving Murder Golem.
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>>620704
Man if only you knew some way to turn embarrassment into mana you'd be set for life.
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>>620789
Oh riiiight.
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>>620789
One day that throne will be ours!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>620757
NOT HELPING

"ALRIGHT! Ceera, Vaisi! So glad you got to meet my sister! I'm sure you have your own family members to hang out with!"

"But I'm an orphan." Vaisi says.

"<I'm a ceer.>"

"OR SOMEONE ELSE. LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE!"

"Aww... You're not fun, Tali... Hey, Tali Sister! We're probably gonna bang again later! You're welcome to come by and watch if you're into that kinda stuff!" Vaisi cries out as she's pushed away by a panicked Tali.

"It was pleasure meeting you!" Ceera says, "I would love to eat you with later!"

"Goodbye ladies!" Tali keeps pushing them until Vaisi laughs and walks off with Ceera.

Oh my gods...

1/2
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>>620878
Press S to commit sudoku.
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>>620878
"Tali?"

"Yes..?"

"Which one was it?"

"Huh?"

"Which one is the one that stole my sweet little brother's innocence?"
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>>620878
Tali, did you notice the weird anger aura around your sister?

You know, the sister you want to have incestuous sex with? Under a willow tree.
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>>620896
Neither. IT WAS US, THE ORB.
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>>620896
Tell her it was the Ceer. Let her know your first time was with a freaky hermaphrodite from outside reality that everyone is scared of.

Also, let's take her to meet some less Lewd people. Like 99c or Fael or Murder Golem.
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>>620896
It was the orb.

Or technically we stole ceeras innocence.
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>>620878
>>620896
Suddenly the other Ceer shows up.
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>>620896
... It was Ceera.
Don't do anything to her!
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>>620896
Depends on which innocence we are talking here, sweet cheeks.

You talking giving? Recieving? Having weird kinky shit? The Threesome? There's a lot you could be talking about.
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>>620878

Tell Vaisi she's getting punished for this later. She should go up to her room and start getting ready.
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>>620896
Wouldn't it really suck if he just couldn't remember and blurted that ? Let's do that
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>>620896
uhhhhhhhh

blame the dragon blame the dragon, even she cant defeat a dragon
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>>620896
It was mostly Us, the Ceer artifact he's carrying around. We convinced him Ceer are weak to lewdness(which they are) and helped him save Vaisi and MIGHT have convinced him to indulge her to keep her from fully. If you're asking who he fucked first? Ceera. turning.
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>>620896
I am pretty sure you're the one that stole his innocence.
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>>620896
The dragon rode me
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>>620896
Neither! You stole their innocence! Just like you are going to steal hers!
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>>620896
Tali tell your sister that she shouldn't be embarrassed. It's not a competition or anything. She can find love too.
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>>620896
It was us the corrupted you really. But remember that you are responsible for your actions, no matter how convincing we are.
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>>620896
Tali, she will murder your girlfriends if she's able to keep thinking like this.

Do you love Vaisi and Ceera? Do you want them to die to your Bro-con sister's yandere wrath?

If not, you need to listen to me. And you need to do it now. You need to take every fantasy about your sister you deny and lock away. Every deep, dark kink or fetish for your sister, and you need to let them loose. You need to get her so blindsighted that she will forget murdering them.

And then, teeming with those lustful emotions and hormones? Kiss your sister before seducing her. Go as far as you need it to. If she has strength to walk, you still have not gone far enough.

This is not the time to pussyfoot aorund, Tali. lives are on the line.

Or are you just gonna wilt and let your sister kill your girlfriends, like Some. Little. Bitch.
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>>620896
Who could say no to Ceera's cute face?

And really we were responsible for most of the suggestions of innocence lost what with our rampant lewdness... Please don't let her break us
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>>620956
>1

RIP our two girlfriends. It was good while it lasted.
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>>620896
Quickly Tali, comfy magic her before she asplodes!
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>>620966
Man, I forgot how hot Ceera used to be.

Oh well, nobody's looks last forever.
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>>620896
Distract her with your cool dragon
Use comfy magic
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>>620896
Don't use comfy magic, that will just piss her off
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>>620878
Dude, you didn't even tell your girlfriends your sister's name. Uncool.

Make sure you confirm your lies with your sister so she can back them up
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"I... Well..."

"Don't lie to me, Tali~ I don't like lying~"

"It was... Well, I mean Ceera but there's also this orb I have and it keeps suggesting things to me and it kinda just pushed me and I went along with it and-"

"Okay."

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>>620896
Confess it was her
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>>621025
"..... Sooooo.... Let me show you around! I'm sure some things have changed since you were last here! Hahahaha!"

"Why are you laughing?"

"Hahahaha I don't know!"

=============================

>Tali walks with his sister to the front of the school. She says she's fine with keeping up the charade with him.

>In fact, the ease of which she agrees to do so worries Tali.

>At the front of the school is a familiar stand with a very unfamiliar sign in front of it.

"Closed?"

"That's right," The golem Melpomene says, "Closed! C. L. O. S. E. D. So you'll have to get your body pillows elsewhere for today! Boss is out sick!"

"She's sick?"

"Yeah. She was leaking fluids from her eyes a lot. Boss has never closed the shop before so it must be pretty bad. Didn't even give me and Callie any orders."

"She was crying?"

What in the world...

"I'm her boss so I'm giving you an order. Man the shop while she's gone."

>The two golems salute and begin opening the shop again.

"Is something wrong, Tali?" His sister asks.

"I'm not sure."

I saw her not too long ago but I didn't see her wandering Petal Tower.

If I were Ninety-Nine where would I be?
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>>620896
"My innocence wasn't stolen."

Don't answer her, no matter what she says. It's very clear that she intends to harm someone, and we're not going to let her do that.
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>>621051
Pigging out on snacks.

Or the dungeon? Or her room. Or suplexing dragons.
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>>621051
I'm like 90% sure this is Tali's sister's fault for existing, but in the event it was Lily that made 99c cry we must destroy her.
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>>621051
She'd obviously be in the baths, Tali. It's the only place where she can hide her tears!
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>>621025
... did anyone else just get a sudden and intense feeling of dread?
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>>621051
oh no, everyone is here with their families and 99c was raised by golems. she doesn't have any family!


invite her to the orgy!
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>>621051
Try our room Tali. She's most comfortable there. If not there, then maybe Vendal's room.

By god, we will find our Little Sis and we will make her happy.
And I wear to Magic Space Jesus, if your sister is mean to 99c I will tear our her ovaries and wear them as a goddamn hat, Talu.
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>>621051
>If I were Ninety-Nine where would I be?
Dragon hoard obviously
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>621051
Where would a girl who think she's a merchant run when she needed support. Your room? Somewhere she knew people wouldn't look?

Is there a spell you can use to detect her? Maybe ask the golems which way she went?

Either way, hold hands with your sister as you walk.
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perhaps she's in her/our room?
I'm kinda suprised poor Tali hasn't gone all swirly-eyed with how much we're used
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>>621059
I wouldn't say destroy, but if it was Lily, I wouldn't be opposed to smacking her upside the head.
I love Lily, but she needs someone to keep her from being a bitch.

>>621065
>she doesn't have any family!
LIES! 99c has us and the Golems and Tali!
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>>621025
DO NOT TELL HER THAT.

She's dangerous. She's hostile. She's threatening people. We shouldn't be helping her or telling her anything. We shouldn't even be giving her the time of day, but if she goes off on her own she's probably going to do something stupid and destructive that will hurt someone we care about.
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>>621051
Hmm wonder what threat rating that lesser orb would give your sister.
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>>621051
Check the store room. Also her room. Also ask the golems
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>>621051

Your dorm room would be a good place to start.

Other than that, does she have any other areas in the school that she liked to visit before you started befriending her?
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>>621051
Check the top of the highest tower. Hurry, before she jumps!
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>>621077
>I love Lily, but she needs someone to keep her from being a bitch.

I thought that Anja was helping her to control her shit a bit better. I can't imagine she would put up with Lilys former behavior and help her learn to use her gift.
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>>621051
Probably in the caves with the dragons
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>>621051
Ninenty-Nine doesn't have a family either.

Neither do your girlfriends.

I know you're upset, but aren't you being a little cruel?
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Eh, 99c isn't the only one without a family. To be honest, meeting other people's relatives would be fun.
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>>621134
>>621149
What if we collect Lily, 99c, Maolin and all the other No Family people.
Then we have a big picnic.
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>>621051

You fucking asshole, she's an orphan on family. Go and be her goddamned brother-sister
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>>621051
>If I were Ninety-Nine where would I be?
Are you a wizard or not? Get out your spellbook and cast Detect Small-Human (Is she short enough for that to work?). Or maybe see if your innate comfy magic lets you detect discomfort and see if you can find her that way.

Or just check your room, I guess. But at least see if there's any humans up there before making the trip.
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>>621167
Adopt them all
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My room would be the most logical place. But really, how often has the most logical place worked out?

In my experience it's seldom the most obvious place. She could be in, like, the Thorn Class workout field or in a dragon's hoard.

You should-

Oh, she is in here.

>Tali opens the door to his dormroom and spots her immediately. The girl is wrapped up in a blanket on the bed like some kind of sad burrito.

"Ninety-Nine?"

>The girl sniffles, not meeting Tali's eyes.

"We are sorry for not opening the shop today. We need a day off."

"What's wrong?"

>He steps inside, asking his sister to wait outside for a moment.

"... My parents haven't shown up again... I wrote them a letter asking them to visit but they ignored it. They didn't show up last year, either... Tali... I don't think they love me anymore..."
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>>621051
Check her/your room.
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>>621186
Aw. Her parents are the Golems that raised her, Tali. You need to give her a hug right now and 'comfort' her.
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>>621186

Well it's a good thing she is best girl, and we love her instead.
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>>621186
Who are your parents? Do they know you're here? Can the read? Are they still alive?
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>>621186
Ask who her parents are. Maybe they'll change their minds if they got a personal visit from a concerned friend.

(let's go browbeat them)
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>>621186

Spend some time comforting her.
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>>621186
Tali, gather up the sad burrito and tell her that you're sure her parents love her, and they might have just been unable to close the store today.

Also, tell her that even if they're not here physically, they're thinking about her and she still has family here. Like you, and your sister is her sister so she can spend the day with us.
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>>621186
What about the man whose shop you helped out in?
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>>621186
her parents are a pair of manikins in an abandoned store.

tell he that her parents love her very much but how can they get up here without magic?
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>>621186
...Aren't her "parents" a shopping center and a mannequin?

We should probably sit down and explain that's (probably) not how it works.

Unless magic and orbs get involved.
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>>621186

I don't know who you're parents are, or how you tried to contact them. Really, this is the first I've heard of them, but if they won't bother to show up, you've got family right here.

Give her a hug, you elven doofus.
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>>621186

Add sour cream and guacamole to that sad burrito Tali. If you know what I mean.
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>>621186
...SHE HAS PARENTS!?
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>621186
Show her that she is loved. If her family won't come and see her, then screw them. You'll be the family she needs from now on.

She'll be your adopted little sister.
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"Hey, hey." Tali goes over and sits down beside the girl. He pulls the sad burrito closer and gives her a hug then pats her head. "I'm sure they love you dearly. Maybe they're busy with work or something."

"Maybe... They did really love working..."

"Yeah. You know how busy that can be, right? They must be working really hard for you, you know?"

"I guess..."

"And don't forget, we're your family too, Ninety-Nine. Me, Vendal, everyone in Petal."

>As he ruffles her hair the girl smiles.

"I know..."

>>621221
>>621201
...

"You know, I don't think you ever told me about your parents. They do work in a store, right?"

"Yes. My mom and dad are greeters there, just like I used to be." She smiles. "Every time I saw them they would always tell me how happy they were to see me and how much they wanted me to join their membership program. I really do miss them, even if I have you guys... Vendal wouldn't let me but I want to visit them one day... Would you take me, Tali?"

1/2
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>>621186
I'm sure they didnt ignore it, after all they are shop property, can't really leave their assigned posts, much like old timey serfdom. I'm sure if she bought them her parents could always be by her side but, nah, thatd be a silly thing to tell her.

Freaky Fish Facts: The Hamlet species of fish have both male and female sexual organs at the same time as an adult, making them hermaphrodites much like Ceer.
They do not practice self-fertilization, but when they find a mate, the pair takes turns between which one acts as the male and which acts as the female through multiple matings, usually over the course of several nights.
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>>621186
Tali, look, when this happens, you have to be honest. She can't live a lie, that's not healthy. It's tough, but that's how it is...they don't love her.
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>>621186
Hold, tell here we can be her family, adopt
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>>621196
If that's the case, we could endeavor to find her biological parents at some future date.
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>>621294
Are those holograms?
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>>621294
Uh, it's better if you don't commit to that. Tell her you can help her go on a trip, hell you already did by making her rich. But it's better if you don't go, Tali.
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>>621294
...
Guys I don't think her parents are real people.
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>>621318
They are cardboard cutouts
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>>621324
That's fine, she isn't one either. Perfectly normal for a not-person to have not-people parents.
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>>621324
GLAMOUR THOSE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS TO BE REAL THEN!
HAVE THEM VISIT RIGHT NOW, TALI!
I'M SURE YOU CAN DO IT!
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>>621324
They're not doofus, they're store manikins. We've known this.
We'll take her and get them one day when she opens her own big store.

We'll find her birth parents too some day.

Now go introduce your sad burrito to your sister.
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>>621334
Or fail badly enough to ruin her memories.
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>>621324
WITH MAGIC ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
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>>621324
They clearly arent.
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>>621324
Wait... then who taught her to read?
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>>621324
Tali, I think it's time we told you about the birds and the bees. You see, humans don't just pop out of nowhere. They come from a mommy and a daddy that love each other very much ext ext ext...

I think it would be possible to make a spell to locate her biological relatives. We might have to shatter her existing view of her parents to find her real ones.
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>>621324
Better not get involved with crazy not-families, tell her the truth about it or lie and say she'll be fine. Don't make any promises about meeting her "family".

Now, go find someone else and meet your future in-laws.
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>>621345
Vendal, I think.
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>>621324
Yeah that's... unsurprising, though you'd think someone would have done something before she imprinted on them.

But what are you going to do Tali? I mean she deserves to know the truth but can you convey it in a way she believes that doesn't make her think she's really dumb? Also some kind of elaborate ruse is likely to just fall apart.
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>>621324
>>621294

I... I think I understand now. Oh god.

"We'll talk about it in the future, 99c. For now, just know that even if your parents can't be with us, that you have plenty of family here. After all, we care about each other, we take care of each other, and if anything ever happens, we'll have your back. Isn't that what family is?"
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>mommy, where do 99c come from?
> well darling, when two advertising displays love being assigned near each other very much, something magical happens.
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>>621347
I don't know, if her biological partens are still alive, they likely care even less about her than those mannequins.
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>>621324
Well, obviously.

You can either break her heart immediately or hope that they are real people and go with her so you can pick up the pieces.

Also, she's rich, she should probably start investing that money. And putting it somewhere safe.
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>>621360
>well darling, when two advertising displays love being assigned near each other very much, one day a naked child will wander into the store and imprint on them.
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I think we should put off dealing with this for as long as we possibly can. Maybe develop a support group with vendal and vendal.

Seconding no elaborate ruses, those never work.
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>>621369
Maybe, but that's a bridge 99c will have to cross if she ever wants to grow as a person.
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>>621382

Yeah, this requires professional psychiatric help that Tali isn't quite qualified to handle. It may be better to reinforce that she has family here who care about her.

After all, Tali's parents didn't visit either. So having friends around who are close enough to be family isn't so bad.
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>>621324
I refuse to be the orb that broke a young girl's heart

again...
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>>621369
I'm sure they loved her very much.

But you how the holidays are. So much shopping to get done, so much running around and rushing and fighting with other consumers, and then you're half-way home before you realize, oh no, where's your baby girl? And of course you want to back for her, but, holiday traffic is just so terrible... there's only so much that a parent can do, you know?
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>>621324
Picnic with all of the lonely. Let's grab lily
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>>621434
Second.
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>>621434
Sounds like a good plan.
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>>621345
part timers who worked at the shop, probably
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>>621324
Tali we've been over this. Humans are people too, you racist elf.
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>>621324
...They appear to be cardboard cutouts enchanted with a basic greeting. That Ninety-nine imprinted on, maybe even wearing a sign oi she could imitate them. Which implies a lot of very bad things.

Tali, you... really need to talk to Vendal about this at some point. This is clearly going to be a long-term project. At least with Vaisi it was just a matter of slapping the book around...
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Larro revealed Talisis' name on IRC:

Larro> Her name is Bully McCumslut
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>>621527
Does that mean that Tali's full name is Tali McCumslut?
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>>621542
It would seem so.
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>>621542
Tali McCumSlut WillowFucker.
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>>621542
It's Tali Elwin, don't be silly.
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>>621553
Elwin is elvish for McCumslut, duh.
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>>621553
>Elwin
Is this spanish for the victory. Elves are mexican?
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>>621562

Or they could be Spanish.
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"We'll talk about it in the future, 99c. For now, just know that even if your parents can't be with us, that you have plenty of family here. After all, we care about each other, we take care of each other, and if anything ever happens, we'll have your back. Isn't that what family is?"

"Yeah... Okay. I trust you... And... Thank you. I feel better now."

>She hugs him tightly. He feels like an evil person.

I am just not trained to handle this, godsdamn.

>>621360
>>621378
Please...

>>621354
Yeah, see, that's the problem. I have no idea what to do so... I'm just gonna...

Keep delaying it.

"Do you want to hang out with me and my sister? We're going around the school."

"Okay."

>He manages to coax her out of the bed. When the pair stand she gives Tali another tight hug.

"I love you, Tali."

What is this bittersweet feeling?

"... I love you too."
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>>621598
You care about her deeply but don't know how to help her.

However, this isn't really something you can keep delaying, it just needs the right approach.
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>He leaves the room, Ninety-Nine in tow, and sees his sister talking to Tessa and another undine.

"I'm so grateful that you've been watching over my dear little sister."

"It's been no problem, Ms. Elwin! Tali is great and she's been so awesome to have in the class. She barely needs any watching!"

"Of course, she's always been able to take care of herself. But, do make sure she doesn't drink too much tea before bed. She loves the stuff but every time she does... Well, she tends to have an accident if you know what I mean." She says in a hushed voice.

>Tessa spots Tali then speaks in an equally soft voice.

"Don't worry, I'll keep a close eye on her for you."

"Aww, thank you so much, dear~"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>621611
*sigh*. Don't let her get to you Tali. I'm sure Tessa knows she's just being an embarrassing older sister. Introduce her to 99c.
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>>621611
Hey, could be worse, she could be telling them that you're a male spy.

Also, remember not to drink too much tea before bedtime.
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>>621611
Insist that you stopped doing that when you grew up.
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>>621611
Just say "This is why I like spending time with our Cousin more then you" And see what happens
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>>621610
Well wait here's a thing you can do, find where that store is and do terrible magical things to the owner of the store until he explains why exactly he'd allow such a thing.

Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and those displays were once normal people who were cursed into being advertisements.
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>>621611
Drink tea before bedtime!
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>>621645
>Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and those displays were once normal people who were cursed into being advertisements.
If they aren't just magic the displays into Golems for Her
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>621611
REVENGE EMBARRASSING STORY FIGHT, TALI.
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>>621653
See that goes into 'elaborate ruse' territory.
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>>621611
"Lies and slander."
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>>621598
>"I love you, Tali."
Can we marry 99c? Tali, you're open to having all the wives, right?
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>>621611
Is that true Tali? Or... is your sister lying?
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>>621611

If we want to trade embarrassing stories from when we were both six, I still have some pictures of you when you had your retainer. Now, can you please stop trying to embarrass me in front of my friends?
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>>621611
Go talk to the vendals, wink at them
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>>621611
I see your sister enjoys pot-tea humor.
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>>621611
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>>621707
With pis-cuits?
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>>621749
Sure. But only as long as they're still nice and crisp. No one likes a limp pizkit.
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"I don't do that anymore!"

"Oh, Tali," His sister smiles, "I didn't see you there. I was just talking to your lovely friend here."

"Sis, are you TRYING to embarrass me!?"

"I'm just trying to give some helpful advice, sister."

>>621644
Oh god no.

>>621654
I don't know any embarrassing stories about her! None! The girl is like a steel box keeping all the embarrassing things inside!

>>621675
She's our little sister, not wife.

"It doesn't seem like you're being helpful..."

"Who's that, Tali?"

>She points to Ninety-Nine Copper.

"This is the girl I was talking about earlier. She's the one who runs that shop."

"Oh." She bends over to be more level with Ninety-Nine Copper. "Hi there, it's nice to see you."

"......... Hello." Ninety-Nine says.

"Excuse me." The Undine says, "You used to come here? What class?"

"Root." His sister replies.

"Really? I used to be in Root too."

"Is that so~?"

>The two begin chatting. As they talk Tessa sidles up to Tali.

"Don't worry, Tali, I know she's just trying to embarrass you. I'm sure you don't actually wet the bed."

"Haha, yeah."

1/2
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>>621876
What about the syrup stains though?
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Don't we still need to get other World Lily?
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>>621876
"So... Is that your mom or..?"

"Oh, no! She's like my sister, kinda. We undine don't really have parents usually. Vendal is kinda rare in that. But when I came out of the ocean she was the one who picked me up and helped raise me."

"Wait, so... Your people just sorta... Swim out of the sea and get adopted?"

"Kinda! You ever heard the human says 'It takes a village to raise a child'? That's what my people do. When children come out of the sea the whole town or city they're in take the time to raise them. And she's the one that took care of me."

"Oh... Huh. What's her name?"

"Marin. Marin Ur. It seems like both our sisters like each other."

>The pair are still talking, occasionally laughing even.
>Tali watches until Marin excuses herself with a wave and a smile.

"Tessa," She says, "C'mon. I want to see what you've been working on."

"Okay. Bye Tali!" She leaves with her sister.

>Tali's sister walks back up to him and places a hand on him, a smile on her face.

"It's nice seeing this place again. Alright, Tali, my dear little sister~ Where to next?"
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>>621894
FUWA!
We have to see her siblings/parents. I want to see how your sister reacts.
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>>621894
Let's go visit Gears, I'm sure your sister knows her as well.
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>>621894
Show her the dragon
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>>621894
Tali, take her to meet Murder Golem or Fael.
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>>621894
...let's just drop her off the edge of the Academy.
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>>621894

We should find Lily.
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>>621894
Show your big sis your drunk big sis!
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>>621894
Dragon times
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>>621894
the dragons!
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Murder Golem
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>>621894
Go meet Tessa and her parents
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>>621894
If she wants to talk about us drinking, then she should meet the drinking-est person we know!
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Gonna grab a bite to eat then we shall return to MAQ
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>>622002
DA BEST
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>>622002
when the hell did she lose her arms again?
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>>622002

> 5 hours later
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>>622043
IIRC she was born without them. Its a thing that happens sometimes.
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>>622082
ah, ouch
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"Well, we could go see my dragon."

"Ah... Or, we could not."

"Hmm?"

"Well, it is a time for you to show me what you've been working on since you came here. Why don't you show me some of the work you've been doing or new spells you crafted? Besides, I'm sure the dragons are all busy doing dragon things."

"Ah, well.."

"Is that a spellbook? Can I see some of the new ones you've come up with? I'm pretty good at spellcrafting so I could help you."
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>>622186
Are you scared of dragons, sis?
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TALI YOU NEED TO TEASE HER!
SHe's scared

TEASE HER!
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>>622186
She's trying to divert our attention! Bring her to the dragons, Tali!
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>>622186
But the Dragon is something I've been working on and it's really important for you to meet her, after all she's a permanent part of my life now.

...or, are you scared of Dragons?
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>>622186
give her our crowning achievement.
CREATE ICECREAM
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>>622186
Let her have a look, but, BEFORE YOU DO THAT, make sure you tell her that we came up with most of them. Otherwiiiise, well, she might shoot you some odd looks.
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>>622186

What about this? Also, you have a shitload of battle spells from the last go around.
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>>622186
She fears the dragon Tali, this is your chance.
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>>622186
Show her this plus >>620909
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>>622186
GIVE HER, DA POSSESSED BOOK. DAT BITCH IS OURS ANYWAY. NOT LIKE HE CAN PUT UP A FIGHT AGAIN.
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>>622186
The dragon is a big part of how I will focus my learning and understanding of magic in the future, I can show you this really great spell that involves her. Besides, she mostly just sits around on her pile of treasure all day.
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I'm sure we could whip up a quick 'detect dragon' spell. But of course, we'd have to test the spell to make sure it works, right?
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>>622186
Spell to create a hypothetical version of the caster in the same situation and copy the all the emotions I could find over to the caster.

In case Maolin ever wanted to try it.
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"But I really want to show you my dragon. It's a big part of what I've been doing in the school."

"Mmmm... We could do that later, perhaps, but I don't really want to leave the school. Don't the dragons live under it?"

"Yeah."

"I would rather stay here for now. Besides, dragons can be very dangerous, Tali. They breathe fire."

"Mine is really sweet."

Except for that time she poisoned Vendal.

"Well... Even so, I really would like to stay here. Oh, maybe we can go and work at the little girl's shop for a bit."

...

>>622192
>>622193
>>622197
>>622199
>>622248
>>622264
".... Sis.... Are you afraid of dragons?"

"What? Hahahaha! No, silly little brother. Of course not."
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>>622340
COMFY HER AND WAKE HER UP TO THE SIGHT OF FAEL!
IT'S TIME TO PRANK HER!
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>>622340

Well, if she doesn't want to leave the school, we could bring Fael back to her via tini-fication spell.
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>>622348
That idea sounds like a bad idea.

TALI LETS DO IT.
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>>622340
How about we go grab lily, and we ask one of our friends or teacher to bring our dragon over.

Should we show her the book we dominated?
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>>622340
Hey, yours breathes poison instead of fire!

Keep her calm with comfy, might help a bit with her phobia.
You can also distract her with your spellbook as you walk there.
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>>622340
Well if you're not afraid of dragons, then you should totally be fine meeting mine. If you don't want to leave the school, I can bring her up here.
But I'd really want you to meet her mom too.
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>>622362
Lets show her the Book AND the dragon!

She wants an inch, lets give her a mile!
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>>622340
Reassure her, tell her that we have spells that stop the corrosive poison she spits from eating though flesh. She's a big softy and there is almost no danger. Plus I don't think 99c has met her either, it's the perfect opportunity.
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>>622340
Well, she's being kind to us by being cool with your secret, so it probably isn't the worst thing to respect her boundaries.

Should we instead introduce her to our elf-abducting daughter-bot.
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>>622340
Gently tease sister about how you could bring Fael here instead~

get your sister really flustered tali. Isn't she really cute when she's flustered? Don't you want to see her really cute and embarrassed?

Now imagine how cute she'd be all hot and bothered below you, both of you beneath the willow tree...

Let those terrible feeling loose, Tali. It is your destiny.
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>>622340
Eh, as fun as it is to have one over on your sister, you shouldn't push it?
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>>622340
Mine breathes acid not fire, silly sis!

Also, acquiesce to her request and show off your spells and your innate comfy-magic.
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>>622340
I still think we should be making all the icecream
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Tempting....

Soooooooo tempting.

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for a chance to get back at my sister.

After all these years I finally have my chance! I have something she fears!

But...

She is my big sister...

And she is keeping my secret...

"Alright, fine. I can show you some other stuff then. Follow me."

>His sister seems immensely relieved by the new course of action. Tali shows off his spellbook as they walk, skipping spells that are... Questionable.

>He also shows her some that Ceera herself made and dozens that the Orb came up with.

>His sister comments on a few, suggesting ways he can fix others.

>It's a nice moment between the siblings.

>Ninety-Nine Copper is mostly silent, staying close to Tali while glancing at his sister every once in a while.

>They reach a room deep inside of the Root Dorm. Tali looks around inside.

Huh... Where is she? Maolin said she would be in here if I ever wanted to see her again.
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>>622462
It is a fantastic spell. Creating ice cream was the first custom spell Tali ever cast, so of course there is nothing better to show off his progress in mastering the mysteries of magic.
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>>622483
OH SHIT BEHIND AND ABOVE YOU
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>>622483
roof, caressing your sister's cheek with a tentacle.
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>>622483
She's up above. Say hi calmly while your sister freaks out.
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>>622483

Quick, Tali! Use the combat buff! You can use it to leap into the air and hug the golem!
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>>622483
I forgot which one maolin is.
Was she spooky?
Try dislodging her with icecream.
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izzat dat elf robo?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>622483
PAY NO MIND TO THE ELF-LOVING CEILING GOLEM THAT WAS FORMERLY AN ANTI-ELF KNIGHT.

TALI! COMFY THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR SISTER!

Otherwise she might blow up a sizable portion of the school.

Rolling a D100 for luck!
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>>622506
Maolin is the Golem girl.
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>>622483
>>622483
>>622483
>>622483
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>622483
>But...
>She is my big sister...
>And she is keeping my secret...
And threatening your girlfriend. We really can't forget that.
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>>622483
TALI DONT MOVE.
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>>622522
Hey now, she made no threats. Only casual interest in who deflowered Tali before she could.
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>>622483
Shout "ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE". please trust us
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>>622496
>>622498
>>622504

>Tali gets ready to cast Comfy Magic but hesitates, for fear of what his sister will do. He sees her reaching for something inside of her cloak.

>Instead he quickly flips to a spell that empowers his body. He feels a surge of strength, more than enough to leap forward and tackle the golem out of the air.

>The two hit the floor and tumble. The golem manages to wriggle away as Tali gets back onto his feet.

"Hello, father..." She says.

"Father?" His sister says.

"Uhm..." Tali scratches the back of his head. "She's uh... It's kinda complicated."

>The golem goes over to Tali's sister and touches her with her 'arms'.

"She seems similar to you, father. Who is this?"

"That's my sister..."

"I see. Hello, auntie."

"Auntie....." His sister repeats, an edge of annoyance in her voice."

"Hahahaha. Yeah. Look, she's not uh... She's not my daughter really."

>The golem looks at him and tilts her head.

"Have you rejected me, father? Mother says you helped make me."

"N-no! I mean..!"

"Look, father. I've got an upgrade. I have soft lips now."

Hahaha...

"Tali, what exactly is going on here?" His sister asks.
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>>622681
She's just a Golem I found in a dungeon. Myself and Maolin reprogrammed her to be less genocidal against Elves. She technically is my daughter.
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>>622681
we made a golem.
we treat it as a person.
It's the humane thing to do?
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>>622681
Rejecting your only child? How terrible! We raised you better than that.
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>>622681
Just tell her that you kinda mindfucked an Iron Knight into loving elves instead of hating and murdering them.
Then you put it into a cute body with tentacles for reasons.
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>>622681
Tali, she is your daughter. Also, ask why Maolin gave her lips before arms. Arms are important.

Also, explain to your sister how you helped Maolin make her and she's totally technically your daughter since she's a sentient, living being you both gave life to together.
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Did I miss that Tali is a human female right now and his sister is an elf
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>>622681
I helped Maolin make her. She's a golem.
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>>622681
Old war golem , wanted to kill elves, Blue orb artifact reprogrammed it's core and now our resident golem techie is giving it , her a body.
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>>622681

A group I was with found her in a dungeon a while ago and brought her back to Minia. Maolin and I didn't want to leave her broken, and so we gave her a new life. There were some... difficulties along the way, but she is my daughter in that sense, and I think she's been adjusting well.

She really likes elves. ELF PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
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>>622681
Aside from your life being one crazy event after another ever since you arrived at Minia?

We encountered a damaged iron knight, convinced it to stop hating elves, and then got another student to make a new body for her. Pretty normal stuff, really.
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>>622681
Tali, explain that you just meant the biological sense. You did help Maolin with the golem's creation so you are essentially her parent.
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>>622681
Thinking of you as a parental figure is a good thing, it means you can establish a line of control without actually resorting to force.

Besides, if you properly socialize your golem, you won't have to worry about rampages and Iron Knights showing up to shove a massive sword through your solar plexus.
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>>622681
We made a golem out of illegal knight parts and had our artifact overwrite the original ELF HATING AI and replaced it with a more appropriate one. One that just wants to get up up and scream ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE!
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>>622719
tali was adopted.
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>>622719
Tali is an elf disguising as a human...
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"Well... Okay, she is my daughter. When I went dungeon diving I came across a broken Iron Golem and... My orb... Well, fixed it. In a sense. And Maolin gave her a new body and brought her back to life. So... Now she's alive."

"An Iron Knight..? Tali, those things..."

"I know but she's really not bad at all!"

"Iron Knights, dragons, Ceer... I'm not sure how I feel about all of this."

>The golem waves at his sister.

"Hello again. Don't worry, I am quite harmless. I adore elves. All of them. Elf Pride. World Wide."

"...."

>She just gives Tali a look.

1/2
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>>622877
>Iron Knights, dragons, Ceer...
Don't forget the eldritch goddess of comfy!
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>>622877
It was the orb's fault.

And no insulting Ceera. She's a sweety.
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>>622877
oh no, your sister thinks you fell in with a bad crowd!
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>>622877
Isn't she just adorable?
>>622892
I don't think we mentioned her yet...
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>>622877
"A lot of people don't think very highly of my friends. But I love all of them, and I'll do what I can to protect them."
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>>622877

Do you need to hand us to your sister so we can explain?
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>>622902
Hah, how silly! Tali's got us to protect him from questionable influences.
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>>622877
"Ophelia?"

>Maolin enters the room and sees the small group that's gathered.

"Oh, hey. Tali, Ninety-Nine... And..?"

"Ah, hello." Tali's sister walks up to Maolin and shakes her hand, seemingly unphased by the clay golem's... Well, inhumanity. "I'm Tali's sister."

"Nice to meet you. I'm Maolin. I see you've met my daughter, Ophelia."

"Oh yes. She seems to like elves."

"Immensely so. Tali, what brings you here?"

"Ah," Tali shrugs. "I just wanted to show my sister some of the things I've been up to."

"I see." She walks up to the golem and ruffles her hair. "Your sister is a kind person. She brought this broken golem to me. She didn't have to but she could tell it would be cruel to leave it as it was."

"Of course, dear Tali has always been so sweet. But... It was an Iron Knight?"

"It was. Don't worry, it no longer wishes to murder elves. Or anyone, really."

"I see..."

"Hey," Tali says, "Couldn't help but wonder why you gave her lips and not arms. It seems like a bit of a skewed priority."

>Maolin stares at him.

"She already has arms. Four of them. They're quite good. Also," She ruffles the golem's hair some more. "It makes her look cute."

2/3
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>>622962
Oh yes, those tentacle arms are *very* good.
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Just think I'll put this here, I found it in Larro's notes:

http://pastebin.com/s5zJudZv
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>>622962
>She already has arms. Four of them. They're quite good. Also," She ruffles the golem's hair some more. "It makes her look cute."
well you can't fault that logic
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>>622962
"... Yeah, it does."

"But I can work on getting her better arms. It actually is quite difficult to integrate stuff to her body. I don't want to get into the nuances of golemancy but after a body has been formed it can be tricky to change it. Lips are easier than arms."

"I understand. Well, she seems happy enough."

>The golem nods.

"I am, father. Elf pride, world wide."

We have to get her to stop saying that.

"Well, Tali," His sister says, "You have been busy, haven't you?"

"Oh yeah. Oh! I want to show you this book that I got. It's a Ceer Artifact that I was able to get off of Vaisi. It's pretty cool. Maolin, Ophelia, I'll see you both later."

"Goodbye, Tali."

"Bye, father."

>Tali cringes on the inside hearing that. He's too young to be a father.

>After the group walks a bit away from the room, Tali's sister pulls him aside.

"Tali... We need to talk. I know I can come off as a bit mean sometimes but I do care about you. Truly."

"Aw. Thanks sis."

"So trust me when I say I think you're getting into some stuff you shouldn't be getting into in this school."

"Huh?"

"You've associated with dragons, Ceer, Iron Knights. Tali, those are three things that have all hurt elves in the past. You could be hurt by any of them. Or killed. I think you need to stop this."
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>>622962
She's got ya there pointy ears
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>>622681
She's a golem we helped to make from second hand military hardware.
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>>622993
Ahahahahhahahahahaaaaaa~
She thinks that's the most dangerous thing you've dealt with. Poor you, where's the faith?
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>>622993
>dissociate ourselves with Ceera, Fael and Ophelia
Don't do it, Tali! Ceera is the best and the realest girlfriend you've got! Fael is the most badass mount you could ever have! And Ophelia is just.. ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE!

Your sister is just jealous of what she doesn't have!
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>>622993
I also got natural comfymancy by exploring ancient ruins sis. Pretty sure I am a magnet for odd things, so either I roll with it, or I try to stop it and get run over. I'm actually pretty good with magic now.
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>>622993
man hasn't EVERYTHING magical killed elves at one point or another?
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>>622993
Ceer: Seduced and Lewded
Dragon: Bonded and Seduced
Knight: Seduced and Converted

All of them will spring to Tali's defense if need be!

Also mention the eldritch deity of Comfy.
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>>622993
Uh. Elves have hurt elves in the past. We're all people.

Jeeze, Tali this is where you got your racism from, isn't it?

Also, this is the perfect time for the Ceer assassin to show up again.
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>>623016
I think he's entangled with Argen at the moment.
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>>622993
Stop meeting with your wife, girlfriend and daughter?
Man, your sister seems to want to be the only girl in your life. Maybe she wants to replace one of them?
Hopefully one of the first two, the last is *almost* too weird for even us
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>>622993
"Sure, but by that logic since they're so good at killing elves, they're also the best at protecting from those killers."

"Better to make friends then enemies, right? Or... even friends more then apathy."

ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>622993
It's a good thing you didn't mention about the time when you associated with an elder god or that time when you organised an arms trade auction.
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>>622993
"They've hurt elves, but elves have hurt them too. They're all good people, and I'm glad that I was able to get to know them."

"You don't need to worry about me recklessly trusting the Ceer or the dragons. I know that a lot of them are more dangerous than the friends I've made. But if we don't give any of them a chance, things aren't going to get better, are they?"

"So, don't worry about me. I'll keep myself safe, and I'll keep them safe too."

"And if you do anything to hurt Ceera, I'll feed you to a dragon."
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>>622993
Also, if you try to stop associating with dragons they'll kill you. And the Ceer are already trying to kill you. And the Iron Knight is totes chill tho.
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>>622993
Well. The Ceer did send an assassin after us to take Ceera back. She's not supposed to stay here for as long as she has.

We've also met the eldritch goddess of comfy and got comfymancy tentacled into our heads

All that besides. Ceera is a sweety. She's always just as worried about me when I get involved in something dangerous as you are right now. My Dragon is loyal and has defended my honour at every step. And the Iron Golem thing was a one time thing in a dungeon crawl.
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>>622993

"Listen. I know that you love me, and part of that love is worrying that I might be getting myself in trouble or be making the wrong decisions with my life. However, everything I've done, I've done because it was the right thing to do at the time. I haven't gone looking for trouble, but when it's found me, I've always done my best for everyone involved."

"It's why I've made so many friends here. It's why people trust me, and I think were you in my shoes you would have done the same. So don't worry. I'll be safe, and I have plenty of people here to take care of me."

"Now stop worrying. I still have a ton of things to show you."
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>>622993
What's life without risk. You know what happened the first day I came here? I got killed by Ice Cream. Seriously, Ice Fucking Cream.

I haven't been killed by Ceer, Dragons or Iron Knights yet. So by your logic, I should stop eating Ice Cream.

Now come on, we're going to meet more of my friends.

And then lead her to the dragons Tali, so we can introduce her to Fael.
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>>622993
Oh please, those aren't even in the top five list of dangerous entities Tali's faced.

Besides, the only danger Ophelia poses to Tali is to his, er, virtue. As for the dragon, Tali is now arguably the safest elf of any elf that could ever come into contact with Fael. And Ceera's not a danger, just the assassins that are being sent after her. See? Perfectly fine!
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>>622993
Mastering magic is all about taking what is impossible or dangerous and turning it into something malleable. We can't just flee from all danger because of the past, otherwise we will never be able to interact with anything sooner or later.

On my first day here I actually managed to kill myself, that doesn't mean I should give up magic. It means I need to learn more to avoid making those mistakes.
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>>622993
...well it's kinda late to stop now as the iron golem is already... well changed, we're already bounded to the dragon so their's no going back there, and as for the Ceer, well she is at the very least a good friend and a great spell check... plus I think we might actually be turning her into one of the other 4 races seeing as she's looking more and more like them everyday then when we first met. Oh and the ceer artifact came when we stopped it from turning the armless chick you met earlier from turning into a ceer. Kinda why she likes us so much.
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>>623067
>>623068
>>623080
We should definitely not mention the Ceer assassins. Our sister might tell someone for the sake of Tali's safety, and then someone might tell the Headmistress, and then the Headmistress might expel Ceera for the safety of the school, and then she'd be alone with no protection against the rest of the Ceer conspiracy.
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>>622993
"Sis, this is Minia. Running into weird stuff is normal here. I know that you got kicked out because you can't handle that, but I'm happier than I've ever been. I'm not giving any of it up just because it makes you uncomfortable, and I'm certainly not abandoning my friends."

>>623043
>arms trade auction
I actually forgot about that one. We also shouldn't forget our pet sandworm.
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>>623108
I was just commenting on how wimpy Tali's sister is. I mean, next she'll demand Tali never go into dungeons again, too. Or investigate ruins without contacting others first. Or interact with Ceer artifacts!

Sheesh, what kind of lame child-proof school did she go to? Danger is kinda built into the Minia experience!
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Boy, we sure kept tali busy in retrospect, haven't we?
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>>623145
>what kind of lame child-proof school did she go to? Danger is kinda built into the Minia experience!
You just named it, Onee-chan went to Minia.
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"Listen. I know that you love me, and part of that love is worrying that I might be getting myself in trouble or be making the wrong decisions with my life. However, everything I've done, I've done because it was the right thing to do at the time. I haven't gone looking for trouble, but when it's found me, I've always done my best for everyone involved.

It's why I've made so many friends here. It's why people trust me, and I think were you in my shoes you would have done the same. So don't worry. I'll be safe, and I have plenty of people here to take care of me.

Now come on. I still have a ton of things to show you."

There is no way in hell I am going to tell her about Cutethulhu or the Ceer assassin.

"... You're right, Tali. I'm sorry. I just... Well, I know how this school can be sometimes. I do worry about you. You're such a sweet boy and things... Well, things could corrupt you. Change you from that adorable little brother I've always known. But now I see you're still the same goof you've always been."

"Sis... C'mon..."

"Really. Even if you do have some odd choices in friends and... Girlfriends... You haven't changed a bit." She smiles. "If you say you're safe I'll trust you."

"Hey, Tali!" Someone shouts.

>Tali looks to see where the voice came from.

Oh godsdammit...

>The Ceer Assassin approaches him, bleeding from various wounds and with his arms behind his back. Also behind his back is some kinda of thorny mass of tentacles.

"Tali!" He says, "I was told recently that friends give each other presents! So I, Avery, do you like the name? Lyra gave it to me. I, Avery, have gotten you a present! I have gotten this gift for you because we have become good friends ever since I was sent to assassinate you! I also found out you enjoy dangerous creatures in pots of soil. Ceera told me she got you something similar that time you went under water spelunking and met that eldritch monster of horrific magic! So, I have also gotten you a dangerous creature in a pot of soil! And it is very friendly. This is not an attempt to assassinate you like the time I tried to stab you was!" Avery grins.

...
Why.
Why does everything bad happen.

[[Ping! Green Orb here. You have earned 1 Good Karma token! Spend it as you wish but spend it wisely.]]
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>>623176
Fuck you greenie. Fuck you.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>623176
THOSE VINES ARE GOING TO KILL YOU
SHIELD YOURSELF, TALI!
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>>623187
You're green, fuck you too.
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>>623176
[[Expend Karma token to Enhance Dong]]

Render yourself invisible and walk away, but leave an illusory clone.
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>>623176
Stop that Greenie. This isn't the right time.

Sorry Avery but, we aren't interested in you in that way. giving gifts of creatures in pots is more something that you do between lovers.
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>>623176
Comfy up the vines.
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>>623176

Remember those spells we gave you last time, Tali?
> Siphon energy from Avery (though I'd prefer Petey)
> Explain that friends sometimes lend friends magic
> Shrink the plant down until it is no longer horrifying.
> Drag Avery's exhausted ass to the infirmary.
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>>623176

Total system overload time tali.

Take control and just end it all.

Barring that figure out how to modify your sister's memory of the last few hours.
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>>623207
Non-comfy spells don't really work against Ceer unfortunately. Speaking of, scratch my illusion idea in here: >>623202
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>>623210
Not true. they are just good at countering them. Except that Avery is horrible at anything intellectual including magic.
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>>623176
Tell him you appreciate it, but he forgot to shrink it down. So get your staff and shrink the death vines down to a safe and managable size and introduce the Ceer Assassin to your sister.
Then ask if he'd be kind enough to go and put it with Leto.
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>>623176
That's cool. How about you ask him to set it on the ground a safe distance away from you so you can analyze it with our good friend the orange orb?

Oh and uh, Tali, you know why you're having bad luck right? Green Orb is giving you low-level bad luck so that we can get some free good luck when it really counts. It just paid off! Now you've got a "get out of jail free" card, so to speak. Feel free to turn off the bad luck for now, unless you want to stockpile two tokens.
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>>623176
Do you have a very large protective dome to put the plant in so you can keep it as a houseplant?

We can toss raw steaks in there and watch it tear them apart!

How fun will that be!
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>>623176
[[It is always a good time to make Tali suffer, this shit is hilarious. Keep up the good work Green Orb!]]

Point out he has a little something on his face. Does he want you to take him to the nurse's office?

Comfy the plant.
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>>623221
>unless you want to stockpile two tokens.
We have two tokens. We got one at the end of last thread and one just now.
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>I also found out you enjoy dangerous creatures in pots of soil.
Um, actually, between the sandworm's new size and my sating its appetite with copious amounts of ice cream, it's actually pretty safe. Which, you know, is the reason I'm keeping it as a pet in the first place.

>>623176
>[[Ping! Green Orb here. You have earned 1 Good Karma token! Spend it as you wish but spend it wisely.]]
You better be reminding us of the point we already gained, because I know we turned you off after we returned Faelanerium to her normal size.
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>>623210

Well, in this case we wouldn't really be attacking him with magic. We'd just be asking him to chip in some mana on making the plant smaller.
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>>623176
Leto is not dangerous
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Hey guys, does this have a picture-based archive somewhere for the more recent threads?
I can't find anything on sup/tg/
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>>623262
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest

All of the threads are right here, up to the most recent.
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>>623262
it should be there, just not under tg, but instead the qst archive
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>>623262
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest
This doesn't work?
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>>623262

You need to look it up as "Magical Academy Quest".
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest
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>>623262
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest

All of them are here
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>>623274
>>623273
>>623270
>>623269
I think I may have to troubleshoot my browser
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>>623262
They are all there on suptg. Its split between qst and tg archives.
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>>623275
Hey Larro, how's that Kickjammer for MAQ the Movie going? We get any responses from The Rock or Danny DeVito yet?
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>>623288
The Rock is busy doing his new Jumanji movie so he declined.

Danny DeVito just sorta laughed when I explained the premise.

So I've got a new KickSticker for Vendal Dakimakura
.
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>>623207

Alternately, steal the plant's stamina to fuel your spell.
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>>623304
Why does she have a dick?
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>>623304
When are we going to get that Fael Dakimakura like you promised? We need it to complete the set, then we can snuggle the Shen Daki in one arm and the Fael Daki in the other.
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>>623315
Because LimeBreaker is going to do the art obviously.
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>>623315
A male snake has 2 dicks. A girl has one less dick than a guy. Therefore, a snake girl has a dick.
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>>623304
Wait warmly, and defeat all your enemies in one punch.
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>>623413
Lamb, we ever gonna get more wrangling pictures? Fael, 99c, Lily and Lan could all use one.
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>>623450
Collette too! She is best girl!
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[[Correct, you currently have two of them! I will turn off now until I feel I am needed again. Wake me if you wish to spend a token.]]

>Tali firsts cast a comfy spell on the plant monster. It's tentacles thrash less and less until it finally stops.
Then he casts the shrink spell on it until it becomes a much smaller and more manageable plant.

"Oooh!" Avery says, "Wow! You are quite the mage, Tali! Though, this thing is now much less efficient at murdering! ... Which is good! Because it is a gift! For my friend!"

"... Can you bring it to my room? And then get yourself to the infirmary?"

"Can do!"

>The Ceer leaves.

"Ahaha. Man. Avery. He's such a funny guy. You know, he wasn't really serious about the whole assassination and eldritch monst-"

>Tali stops when he sees the look his sister is giving him.

"..........."

"............"

I'm going to destroy that green orb.
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>>623468
"Uhhh... want some comfy?"
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>>623468
The Ceer don't like that I'm dating Ceera. They sent an assassin. He's incompetent though.

And before you even try, I am not going to break up with Ceera. I care for her and she's happier here than she would ever be back in the Ceer realms.
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>>623468
That Ceer in particular is just nuts in the head! He in no way relates to Ceera. You should take your sister to some place comfy, like Fuwa's
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>>623468
"Sis. Look at it this way. Dragons, Iron Knights, Ceer, eldritch monsters... I'm still here. Not even hurt. Not even changed from who I am. I thought... I thought you'd be proud of me."
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>>623468
"Sis. Look at it this way. Dragons, Iron Knights, Ceer, eldritch monsters... I'm still here. The only thing that's killed me is Ice Cream."
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>>623485
Fuwa is upset with Tali right now because of the whole cutethulhu thing.
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>>623506
There's no way. She'd be proud of us.
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>>623468
Just to clear something up, Cutethulhu is not a monster and comfy magic is not horrific.

And I'm letting Avery live because he is incapable of subtlety and I'd rather not kill someone if there's a solid chance I can convince them to be nice.
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>>623468
... did I ever tell you that you're my favorite sibling?
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>>623468
Wizards
No sense of right and wrong
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Normally I would end the chapter around update 25ish
But let's just do what Audit does and continue for a while longer!

Pausing here and the thread will continue tomorrow around the same time. Thanks for reading everyone!
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>>623450
Eventually. Once Larro finishes the assigned reading I'll get back to work on them. Have a sketch. Editted so Larro can't just finish it himself.
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>>623544
Thanks for running today, Larro!!!
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>>623468

> "Alright... He was serious, well, serious about what he was obviously trying to hide. I've never been good at lying, and I apologize for the lame attempt. So I'll just come out with it."
> "The Ceer council aren't happy with me, and they want to drag Ceera off to have her reprogrammed. For obvious reasons, I can't let that happen, and I can't let her get expelled."
> "It's only a matter of time before the Ceer burst up from the portal hidden beneath the school, though. I'm still trying to find out a way to fix that."
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>>623544
Looking forward to tomorrow.
We get a 4 day MAQ since last Audit lasted 4 days, right?
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>>623545
>the assigned reading
What's the assigned reading?
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>>623555
My pleasure :D

>>623562
Obviously!

>>622976
Also! This is 0% canon! 0%! All lies!
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>>623567
A mere 42 pages of the worst MAQ fanfic ever written. Sadly it is not for public consumption as it was written entirely with torturing Larro in mind. He's not been getting enough Vitamin Bully in his diet.
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>>623578
You should totally post it.
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>>623578
is there lewds in it?
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>>623468
tali...just run. Hide with your dragon until your sister calms down. Because right now she's in full protecter mode and you won't be able to reason with her. So just run.
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>>623468
Can you imagine how bad it would be if it was doing more then generating small amounts of karma?
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>>623665
It would be far less hilarious and far more "Oh what the fuck!?"
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>>623578
I think this is the lowest quality MAQ fanfic ever written, courtesy of yours truly:

http://pastebin.com/s5zJudZv
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>>623676
1000% lewd
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We should see if we can get a second collar for Ceera.
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>>624796
I just wanna see how Talis sister would react if he hands us to her.

What are the chances that we can try to get her to lewd Tali?
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>>624815
You know how it goes. The older siblings are usually pretty resistant to arcane bullshit.
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I want Tali's sister to rape him
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>>625545
You mean punish him?
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>>625622
Rape seems like it would be very punishing.
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>>624816
Thats the funny thing however, we are an orb of CHAOS! OUR MYSTICAL CHARMS WILL WORK GIVEN TIME!

JUST GIVE US A WEEK WITH HER.
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>>625958
>OUR MYSTICAL CHARMS WILL WORK GIVEN TIME!
Except on the Chosen One. He gets more resistant to our commands the longer he possesses us.
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>>626075
Good thing thats not Tali.
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>>626083
It totally is Tali. He use to not resist us and would do what we say on a 20. Now he talks back and never does what a 20 says.
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>>626159
But we were in agreement then! When have you ever heard CHAOS be ORDERLY?

Imagine if you will, an infinite number of kittens stuck under a bucket. They will just play with each other and maybe one or two might get out. But if all of the kittens are pushing the same direction, the bucket will move to accommodate their actions. The orb is our bucket and each and every action we do is a kitten.
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LARRO WHERE?!
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Test
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>>626409
4chan has been down for the past couple of hours. Hopefully it stays stable and Larro will be back soon.
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Larro when
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>>626409
hes right there!
>>623574
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"Sis. Look at it this way. Dragons, Iron Knights, Ceer, eldritch monsters... I'm still here. Not even hurt. Not even changed from who I am. I thought... I thought you'd be proud of me..."

>Tali's sister walks over to him, her eyes looking kind and gentle.

>Then she grabs his ears and starts pulling on them.

"Ow ow ow ow!"

"You're getting into trouble, aren't you! A lot of it! Why don't you tell me about this!? How am I supposed to keep you safe if you keep hiding secrets from me!?

All this that's going on! I could have protected you from it!"

"I can protect myself from it!"

"No you can't! You're too nice, Tali! One day something is going to hurt you because you won't be able to fight against it!"
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>>626616

You don't want to be protected from every little thing by your sister for the rest of your life.
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>>626616
This pleases me for some reason. also touch us to her.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>626616
Wow, she's pulling your ears! Lewd!
I bet you secretly enjoy being punished by your sister, Tali!
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>>626616
Defend yourself!
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>>626616
Comfy on your ears
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>>626616
Damn! She jerked your knife-ears so hard you dropped your trip!

SHOVE US INTO HER CLEAVAGE!
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>>626616
Tali! Comfy Magic her until she stops. Then take her to meet your Dragon, dammit!
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>>626616

Oh yeah, speaking of we really need some more attack spells.

If anyone can think of runes to pressurise water hard enough to shave rock or make it extend out of your hand in a containable distance and use it like a sword something I'm all ears.
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>>626616
>Why don't you tell me about this!? How am I supposed to keep you safe if you keep hiding secrets from me!?
To be fair it's not like she cared to ask until now.
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>>626616
Your sis NEEDS a dose of comfy, asap!
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>>626616
Blast her with a fireball.

She hasn't been here to see what kind of person you are now. She wasn't there to protect you from any of the other dangers you faced, and you've been surviving just fine without her.
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>>626616
She needs to understand that it's BECAUSE you're so nice that you're still alive.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>626616
Yeah, you might've been hurt sometimes Tali. And honestly, you might still be hurt in the future.

But, you helped those who were without help. Those people who had nothing... you gave them hope. You helped them when no one else could. No one else WOULD.

And I bet you those people you've helped would have your back if your life was ever in danger.

Tali, always remember this: Evil only ever wins when good people do nothing.

And I, personally, am proud of all you've done. So stand up for yourself.

And, worst case scenario? If your sister still isn't giving in tell her: "But if I don't learn to protect myself, how am I going to ever be able to protect YOU?' and then Kiss her.

I'm 10000% sure it's gonna work.

Trust me.
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>>626616
Give into the pleasure in the pain!
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>>626616
meh, the Ceer assassin is incompetent anyways. And we can solve our problems with comfy. not need to fight at all.
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>>626616

Comfy her!
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>>626616

You got friends to back you up. Powerful or knowledgeable friends.

Can your sister name anyone else who's managed to get the full support of a Ceer and a Dragon before?
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>>626616
ADMINISTER COMFY THROUGH EARS.
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>>626758
Earweaving is an advanced technique, and while it's unique to the Elves, Tali hasn't had near the practice.
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challenge her to a duel!
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"Maybe I do get in trouble and sometimes I do get hurt! But I've got my friends backing me up all the time! And I can take care of myself now! I don't need my sister taking care of me all the time!"

"...!?"

Oh gods.

>Tali panics and casts a Comfy Spell. The first one hits his sister square in the chest. She looks at him, stunned, but still awake. He casts another one making her stumble back and collapse while leaning against a wall.

Oh god
This...

I used magic against sis...

>Ninety-Nine kneels next to her.

"Your sister is very loud..."
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>>626790
Put her in bed by showing her to Fuwa's, Tali!
Be comfy, embrace it!
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>>626790
Oh, You are sooooo dead... whelp it was nice knowing you.
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>>626790
Welp, take her over to Ceera's room. She might get a kick out of talking to a ceer
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>>626790
That was self-defense. Don't feel bad about it. Don't let her guilt-trip you about it either.
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>>626790
Tali, it was comfy magic. It's like when they slimed that guy in Ghostbusters II, he screamed then but he woke up feeling like a million bucks.

Let's go take her to Fuwa.
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>>626790
We can fix this. Put us in her mouth
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>>626790
Hurry, throw her in the dragon horde or put her in bed with a bunch of booze
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>>626790
Put us on her Tali! We can try to calm her down for you since comfy comfy comfy isnt gonna get you anywhere.
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>>626790
Take her to see Fuwa.
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>>626825
Or she would rightly assume we are responsible for everything and try to get rid of us.
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>>626790
Welp. We've gone this far, so it doesn't make any sense to stop now. Might as well make sure that the first thing that she does when she wakes up to is a dragon.
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take her to the dragons, when she wakes up she will be too scared to fight you.
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>>626790
>>626840
Do this, force her to admit we can take care of ourselves with the threat of dragon cuddles.
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>>626790
Knife her with your ears, knife-ears!
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>>626840
Sounds reasonable to me. What's the worst that could happen?
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>Tali decides to take his sister to the Dragon's Den.

There is no way this could backfire on me.
==================================

"So..." Tali stands before his dragon, Faelanerium, "I was just thinking... Maybe I could show her how awesome I am and that I don't really need help anymore. And what's more awesome than you and me working together?"

"Mfufufu~ I agree, Tali~ We're the best rider and dragon team in history. Once she sees how awesome we are she'll know that there's nothing to worry about."
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>>626889
Tali, make sure we clarify that we don't want Sis hurt. Also, introduce 99c to Fael you dick, this is the first time they've met.
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>>626889
TALI THIS IS A BAD IDEA

YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY THE ORB OF BAD IDEAS
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>>626889
Show her your abilities, like spitting poison! You can protect us!
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>>626889
>>626897
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS VOICES LIES, THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. THROUGH HER FEAR, RESPECT WILL BE BORN!
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>>626790
>>626825
Have we ever been put on a sleeping person before? Could we see into her dreams?
If not, shouldn't be too hard to craft a spell that lets us do that

>>626889
You should shrink Fael so she's not as scary.
No, wait. Fael might not agree to that, and her mom might still come along. Enlarge your sis instead.
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>>626889
Go flying! Secretly.
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>>626889
Tali, have Fael put your sister on her tail so when she wakes up, she's all "Oh shit, this is soft and comfortable." and then BAM! She realizes she's on a dragon.
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>>626889
it doesn't matter too much because of the IDs, but you dropped your trip
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>>626889
Just make sure that Fael knows that our sister is a frail elf. Super dupper squishy and frail, so we've gotta be extra careful with her. If she gets hurt, then we will probably fail in reassuring her.

And if we fail, then she might tell our parents. Fael knows how scary moms can be, so this should be proper incentive.
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"Maybe we can show her our flying maneuvers? And it's been a while since we got a chance to practice them anyway."

"Yes, I would like to do that very much. I like it when we ride together, Tali"

"We do look pretty cool together.

>>626895

Oh, and Faelanerium? This is Ninety-Nine Copper. Ninety-Nine, this is my dragon, Faelanerium. She's supposed to be a secret so don't tell anyone, okay?"

"..."
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>>626920
OH NO YOUR SISTER IS GETTING TAKEN AWAY
BAD IDEA
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>>626920
Tali! Someone is stealing your sister! Rescue her!
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>>626920
Why, Tali?
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>>626920
I REGRET NOTHING
Now on a more serious note, look behind you.
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>>626920

Tali, save your sister!
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>>626920
So are, uh, autumn elves pretty rare, Tali?
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>>626920
One of the dragons seems to have found a delicious elf.
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>>626920
Ok, who's stealing your sister...
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>>626920

Tali! Your sister is being claimed by a dragon!

If there's one way to re-assure her, that's not a way to do it! Especially if she's hinted that she's really really afraid of dragons!
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>>626920
So that's not Fael's hand? Oh. Hmm.

So Tali, how many sisters did you have, again? And you think your folks would notice if you glamoured up 99c to act like your sister on holidays?
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>626920
lemme guess, this is the episode where Talisis visits where, because of dragon claiming her as rider hijinks, she because a permanent member of the cast?

Because I support that 100% tali.
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>>626969
They're pretty rare. I would say rarer than summer but not nearly as rare as winter.

But I don't see why this really-

>>626984
>>626965
>>626944
>>626930

What?

>Tali looks behind him and sees his sister being lifted away by a dragon that has at least half a head size on Faelanerium.

>She stares at the group before breathing a small tendril of fire.

"Mine." The dragon says.
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>>627016

Time to go full firepower on her ass Tali.

Comfy the shit out her.
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>>627016
OH NO, TALI
DRAGONS HAVE A TASTE FOR ELVES
GET MOMMA DRAGON SHEN ON THE SCENE
SAVE YOUR SISTER!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>627016
Only if you're making her your rider. That's Tali's sis and she's Tali's by blood, so unless she ups the ownership by being a rider she's got no claim.
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>>627016
CEER DRAGON. EVERYONE OUT OF THE UNIVERSE
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>>627016
NO, SHE'S MY SISTER THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
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>>627016
There is not enough comfy to placate that dragon.

Pull out the big guns and use the TRUE COMFY!
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>>627016

Tali, ask Fael for some mana. Then fucking Comfy that dragon right the fuck out!
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>>627016
Use the grow spell on fael. Tell her she's mine
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>>627016
EMBIGGIN YOUR DRAGON!

DRAGON FIGHT
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>>627016
Shrink this dragon and add her to the hoard
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>>627016
Tali, tell her she's cute.

Also, KICK HER ASS! We're gonna wear her ribs as a hat.
Also, make sure to send Sad Burrito 99c somewhere safe before the inevitable Dragon on Dragon action starts.
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>>627034

Or shrink the dragon into the size of a pebble.
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>>627016
Remember Tali, you had first dibs. Use the logic that taking your sister would be stealing from your hoard, and warrant the use of extreme comfy if not returned.
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>>627016
I don't think comfy magic can help here. Dragons can resist it.

Use Disarm on her! That'll knock your sister out of her grasp.
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>>627016
People aren't property.
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>>627016
>"Thankfully all of our dragons are female so we don't have to worry about any dashing rogues being stolen away."
You're teacher lied to you!!
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Also tali I think it should be obvious by now that you REALLY SHOULD NOT use magic on dragons without their express permission. They take offense to that, and an offended dragon is dangerous to be near.
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>>627016
Use that fancy combination thunder rune spell on her fucking face!

BEAT HER INTO SUBMISSION AND TAKE HER HORDE. RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR.
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>>627059
Dude, I'm pretty sure we're about to get into a dragon fight, because we can't let our sister get taken and we know from Fael that the only way to get them to give up a claim on something is to fight them.
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>>627027
Oh goodness, that would be horrifying if Tali wasn't so into Ceer.

Tali, seduce the dragon! Or just, you know, try negotiating with it, if you're opposed to "negotiating" with it.
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>>627065
Dude, dragons aren't actually giant lizards in this world, they are basically massive sapient bundles of magic. Using magic on dragons without their permission never goes well.
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>>627077
Okay. When a dragon claims something, the only way to get it back is to fight them for it. It's why when Fael claimed the Bath as her horde, Vendal had to overpower her.
If we are going to get into a goddamn dragon fight, as Fael's rider we are going to assist her. Which mean, we're going to use Magic on the other Dragon so we can win.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS?
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>>627077
The Orb of Bad Ideas has determined that comfying that dragon is the most hilarious course of action
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>>627016


Would shrinking her down and Fael intimidating her into letting Tali's sister go work here?
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>>627082
Oh, there's another way around this...

>>627016
"Ah, I see you wish to have a Dragon Rider! While the Riders themselves have little value, the Dragon Rider bond is something incredibly rare nowadays, and only a few dragons have them. Like Fael. I would be happy to explain how you can have this very rare thing that only Fael has, as opposed to a worthless elf."
And then instill in her that treating the Rider as an equal is part of the bond, so if you just kidnap a Rider they become worthless.

As a bonus, we get to help sis get over her fear of dragons!
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>>627134
Also praise her wisdom for seeing the worth of a Dragon Rider, which isn't obvious to the naked eye, and how you knew how wise Fael was for seeing it. Imply that if she didn't want a Dragon Rider that she treats as an equal, but just a random elf, then she's dumber than Fael.
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"Hey! That's my sister!"

"And? She is mine now. She smells nice."

"You can't just take stuff!"

"I can."

"Give her back! Faelanerium!"

>His dragon stands up tall and spreads her wings wide. While it is a terrifying sight to behold for someone Tali's height, the other dragon doesn't seem phased.

"Miikarium, that elf belongs to my rider. Give her back before I kill you."

"No." the other dragon says simply.

I know for a fact that spells won't work on dragons. Not unless they allow it. Or, it would take a lot of mana...

"Faelanerium, lend me some mana!"

>The dragon touches tali with the tip of her fluffy tail. He draws from her massive store of mana and casts a comfy spell on the enemy dragon.

>It makes her blink.

>Then it makes her angry.

>With a flick of her tail, Faelanerium launches Tali up and onto her back.

1/2
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>>627163
Oh phew, it's not Meenarium, but a dragon with potentially good taste. You dodged a bullet there, Tali's sister!
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>>627163
>Tali clings for dear life as Faelanerium's clothes and skin burn away in massive flakes. Her body hunches over as her skeleton crumbles and is replaced by a new one. He settles into a small crook on her back.

"Faelanerium, we've fought before and you've never won." Miikarium says as red flames surround her. "Having a rider isn't going to change anything."

>Her skin burns away as well. In dragon form she absolutely dwarfs Faelanerium. Not nearly as big as Fael's mom but still big enough to make Tali worry.

>She places Tali's sister aside into a chamber that's facing away from them then digs her claws into the ground.

>She watches Faelanerium intently, waiting to see what she'll do.
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>>627163
GIANT DRAGON FIGHT!
BEAT HER TO A PULP!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>627189
GRAB HER HORNS AND SUPLEX HER!
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>>627189
use magic to make the enemy hoard float away.

She'll be so distracted recovering it we can re-steal our sister.
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>>627189
make her our bitch
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>>627189
Throw the orb at her, that will distract her enough to have your dragon beat her!
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>>627189
Make Fael yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOM" as loud as she can.
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>>627189
Tali, cast embiggen on Fael. Put her on even ground with Miika. You might need to stay on healing and buffs for this, but if you can use your lightning gun to take shots too.
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>>627189
TAG US IN
TOSS US DOWN HER THROAT
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>>627189
charge at her.
but at the last moment dodge to the side scratch her side.
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>>627189
It our time to shine knife ear, let us do what we do best.
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EMBIGGEN FAEL.

Also turn floor to ice cream in case your sis falls off.
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>>627189
Now would be a great time to redeem those karma tokens.
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Shank her with your knife ear, knife-ears.
Enlarging them optional.
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>>627189
You should cast that spell of huge on Fael. Just a little bit though.
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>>627163
Don't let Fael upstage you, Tali!

Let's start off by making some illusory duplicates of Fael. Then throw us at Miika while she's distracted; we'll scream into her brain or something.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>627189
You can do it tali!

BREAK HER LEGS

And then cut her fucking head off!
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>>627189
I KNOW I KNOW

USE A SPELL TO MAKE OUR SISTER SMELL BAD

SHE WON'T WANT HER THEN
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>>627189
Cast the shrink spell on Mii-chan
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>>627189

> Embiggen Fael!
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>>627258
We don't have that spell, though. Come to think of it, I don't think we have a rune for Scent or Smell, much less Stink.
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>>627189
Please wait warmly, not dragon's breath hotly.
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>>627271
Okay, so... can we summon rotten eggs to cover her or something?

Stink is the solution here, I can feel it.
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>>627271
We could try Imbuing the Air around Target with Poison-Air and Mouth-Pain-Air, excluding Target?
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>>627189
Step one: get HUGE.
Step two: make a glamor of ourselves occupying the same space, but when we move in it does so from a different angle.

Alternatively: just get huge and slap scary illusions all over. If we're luck she caves, if not, she might see through it, assume our hugeness is also fake, then get fucked by our HUGE GUTS.
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>>627302
thats actually a silly solid plan. Lets do it.
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>>627189
I wonder what the Mana Disruption spell fueled by Fael would do.
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>>627279
I dunno, I sorta liked your other idea of attacking her horde. I don't think dragons can innately see through glamours, so finding her horde, dragging it over, and then using a glamour to make it disappear, might make for a great bargaining chip.

Or it would just enrage the dragon into mindless fury.

>>627284
Oh, clever. As long as the poison is the stinky kind, that might work as an makeshift stinky spell. Definitely don't want to use it on regular folk or in close quarters, but neither are the case here.
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>>627309
we don't have to make it dissapear, just flyyy away.

which she should chase after.

Those are my suggestions, stink and horde theft.
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>>627314
But she might fly away with Tali's sister.
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>>627309
>As long as the poison is the stinky kind
Stick an "Exclude Damage" branch onto the Poison rune then.
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>>627321
>She places Tali's sister aside into a chamber that's facing away from them then digs her claws into the ground.
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Okay, alright... First dragon fight...
I can do this.

I got this!

Ah, my armor!

It's back in my room!

>>627254
Can this work? Let's try it!

>Tali poses.

"Transform!"

>Flames wreathe his body as his clothes vanish and are replaced with his dragon armor.

"Ah! It worked!"

1/2
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>>627354
>Tali has Henshin'd.
Whelp Tali, now you're going to get sucked into the Great Rider War against other Riders from alternate universes.
Nice going.
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>>627189
They're baby dragons with no strategy. Direct your dragon to feint for the legs but slide past and slam her head into the ground with her tail before jumping on her back.
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>>627189
Remember, if things start to look bad, just point to the sky and yell, "Super Meteor Barrage Attack!". Then when Miikarium is looking up, having Fael sucker punch her.
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>Tali casts the Embiggen spell using Faelanerium's mana to fuel it. The dragon swells in size until she is much bigger than Miikarium.

>Miika takes a step back and tilts her head.

"Impressive. But size isn't enough, Faelanerium!"

>Instead of waiting she takes the charge, rushing at Fael. The sound of her claws slamming into solid stone echo through the chambers.

>Tali makes a massive glamour of himself and Faelanerium. He has the illusion go one way while he and his dragon, invisible to Miika, charge the opposite direction.

>Miika reaches the clone and with blinding speed strikes at the illusions neck. With a sharp twist of her head she breaks off a chunk of the illusion's bones.

>The illusion dissipates.

"What?"

>There's a deafening cracking sound as Faelanerium's tail slams into Miika's side. Tali can see a chunk of the enemy dragon's ribs crack and break off, hitting the ground with a solid THUD.

>Miika is knocked over to her side. She scrambles to get up again but Faelanerium is on her in an instant.

>She tosses her onto her back with a shove of her head then pins her down with her massive claws.

"Stay!" Faelanerium shouts.

>Miikarium struggles in place to try and break out. Faelanerium responds by gripping her limbs hard enough that the bones begin creaking.

>Eventually her struggles cease.

"You win, Fael... Go ahead and kill me..."
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>627424
oh god
oh god
uhhhh
UHHH
SPARE HER, TALI
ORDER YOUR DRAGON TO STOP
NO KILLING, PLEASE!
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>>627424

Have Fael make her a subordinate.
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>>627424
DON'T KILL! KILLING OTHER DRAGONS IS BAD! BAD DRAGON!
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>>627424
Lick her, Fael! Establish dominance!
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>>627424
OK, now convince Miika to apologize to your sister and then attempt to get your sister to become Miika's rider.
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>>627424
NOOOOO FIGHTING
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>>627424
Fael, don't kill her. But let her know she can't take our stuff anymore.
Also establish dominance and tell her that she works for us now.
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>>627424
There's no reason to kill her as long as she knows her place.
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>>627424
I must say, your art is an inspiration Larro.
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>>627424
Make her apart of your horde
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>627424
You now belong to Faleanerium. You and your hoard are hers. You will live for the sake of Faelanerium from now on.

And she'll also tell us why she wants talisis.

She can live so long as she agrees.
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Maybe 'kill' is a euphemism? Maybe she's actually proposing they-
>"Ha. Do I. It's a brutal, violent, and beautiful thing. Male dragons are lucky if they can mate a handful of times in their life before they die because of it. It's an explosion of magical energy powerful enough to level cities. Luckily dragons tend to mate in the desert. And that's only in their pure form. When they change... I don't know, honestly. Shenenirium isn't exactly willing to tell me. Maybe there's a book on it?"

On second though, let's hope it's not that sort of euphemism.
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>>627432
No mercy confirmed.
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>>627424
Make her part of your hoard, or Fael's
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Dinner for me and then...
Well...

>>627432
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>>627473
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>>627486
You better not kill off new dragon.
I will make angry faces at you.
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>>627424
Sacrifice!
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>>627490
where is that from?
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>>627532

Muromi-san.
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>>627424
You better ask what your dragon wants to do. Fael has fought Miika before, and Fael is not dead. Should not Miika deserve the same mercy she has shown?
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"Fael?"

"...."

>She gets off of her. Both dragons turn back into their humanoid forms, the flames dying down and getting absorbed back into their skin.

>Faelanerium looks fine but Miikarium seems a bit battered and bruised.

"You're not going to kill me..?" She asks.

"Nah."

"I see... Then the elf is yours, I guess... I didn't really want her anyway... You jerk...."
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>>627637
She's a tsundere?
Wow, I'm surprised.

Let's get our sister out of here and thank Fael for fighting. Commence the headpats!
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>>627637
Fael! She's a Tsundere. When she says she didn't want her and you're a jerk, it means she did want her and she likes you.
Tell her she can come hang out with you and Tali as long as she doesn't try to take our stuff.

We'll be BEST FRIENDS!

Also, Tali. See if your sister has woken up, we should introduce her to everyone. Also, introduce yourself to Miika, tell her she's totally strong, but you and Fael are the best.
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>>627637
Aw, are they friends?
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>>627637

> Heal Miikarium
My sister is a nice person, and she does smell nice, but you shouldn't try to own people. You should treat them like friends. That's how you form bonds, and bonds make you so much stronger than if you were alone.
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>>627637
Sorry about beating you up Miika, but I couldn't let you steal my sister away.

Also, be careful with Ceer artifacts. If you use them too much you'll turn into a ceer yourself. And Ceer aren't as awesome as dragons.
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>>627637
Give her a nice headpat.
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Glad to see this quest back, sad that I missed so much of it.
>>627637
Tali, time to be the first double dragon rider.
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Here is an idea for a spell, i cannot into spellcraft so will only provide the idea with the hope someone uses it, a comfy spell that targets the foe and "attaches" to them and leaches from their own mana pool at which point it will start a program of: 1 detect target 2 detect if target is asleep 3 if no, leach mana and apply comfy if yes, terminate spell, if some one can make this into a proper spell we could potentaly counter dragons and similar powerful beings by using their power against them.
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>>627690

That spell was made last thread. It made Ceera nervous though.
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Haha, no guys I don't want 'another' dragon.

Besides, I think Fael would get jealous. I don't want to see a jealous dragon.

>Tali hops off of Faelanerium and points at Miikarium.

"Look, just cause people smell nice doesn't mean you can just claim ownership on them. That's wrong. Bad and wrong. Instead, you should try to be friends with them. Then they'll want to hang around you. That's way better than owning them."

"Okay..." The dragon looks thoroughly defeated by them. "... Fael... You're so much stronger now... Is it because of your Rider...?"

>Faelanerium puffs out her chest and smiles.

"Yep!" She says.

"I see..." Miika says, "I need one myself... Someday..."

>Faelanerium is shrunk back down to her normal size. She leans down to receive head pats from Tali.

"You did good, Fael."

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>>627747
"I should probably grab my sister and take her back. I wouldn't want her to freak out."
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>627751
oh my god, your sister is super proud of her little brother
She's blushing, Tali! This is the perfect chance to give her a kiss on the cheek!
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>>627751
hehehe. Sis likes you in your armour Tali. Maybe she really is a Brocon.
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>>627751
How many children do you want with Tali now girl?
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>>627751
Apparently defeating dragons is really hot. Who knew?
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>627751
Pet your sister's head. Do it Tali
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>>627751
Oh no, whoever could have predicted this?
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>>627751
Draw on her face while she's still out of it.
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>>627751
Either that or she likes the human Fael.
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>>627751

So... uh, Talisis, want to meet some more of Tali's friends?
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>>627747
>"I need one myself... Someday..."
The Rebirth of the Dragon Riders is coming ever closer.

>>627751
Also Tali, your sister has a raging ladyboner. Let's introduce her to the dragons, then go get Lily and the rest of our friends and have a picnic.
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>>627751
looks like you raised a flag from your sister.
CONGRATS!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>627747
>>627751
Go receive your hero's welcome from your sister.

And don't think of having incestuous sex with her under a willow tree. Don't think of her silky hair all spread out as she looks up from you, her flesh bare for your taking.

And when you go over to your sister, be sure to give her a totally nice a platonic kiss.

*wink*
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>>627751
Quick, look at your sister and catch her in her moment of weakness!
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>>627751
Aren't you sweaty after that giant flaming dragon fight? I think it's bathe time.
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>>627751
Do you want to touch her fluffy tail, too?
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Way to go champ.
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>>627751
Might want to get some more comfy magic to ease the upcoming blow.
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So, the 'take her to our dragon to show off' plan was a resounding success. Just as planned!
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>Miikarium picking Tali's sister as her rider in 3... 2...
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>>627778
No, stop it! I am NOT thinking lewd things about my SISTER!

I-

Oh, she's up, isn't she?

>Tali turns and sees his sister.

"Ah... Uhm... Hey there, sis... Are you uhm... You're awake!"

"Yes, I am. After you knocked me out, that is."

"Ah.... S-sorry about that... You just weren't listening and-"

"I know I wasn't. And... I'm sorry about that. I was being too protective of you. I... I guess you have changed, Tali. You seem a lot stronger now. And you haven't been killed yet so... I guess you really do know how to protect yourself."

!!!

"Y-yeah! I can! I was trying to tell you that, sis!"

"I know... I just wasn't listening... And it's clear that even if you weren't you have some rather... Impressive friends helping you."

>Faelanerium waves.

"Hi, Tali-Sister."

"Hahaha... Hello..." His sister still looks extremely nervous. "Yes, I'm certain they can keep an eye on you when I can't."

>Tali smiles. It seems like his sister has forgiven him and won't be as restrictive anymore.

This was the best idea. I gotta stop doubting you guys.

"So..." Tali's sister laughs nervously. "There are quite a lot of dragons here, huh? Shall we go elsewhere, brother?"

Oh, right.

Where should we go next?
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>>627866
Fuwa's!
Be comfy!
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>>627866
anime club!
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>>627866
Bring Fael and go back to thorn. She if how close we are to getting alternative lily
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>>627866
Take her to that hidden room with all the water and the teleporter.
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>>627866
>"There are quite a lot of dragons here, huh? Shall we go elsewhere, brother?"
"Man, they're not that scary. You just need to get on the back of your dragon and then get into a wrestling match and overpower them. I mean, seriously sis, what's hard about that?"
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>>627866
find lily, show off her mighty drills.
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>>627866
Oh shit, Tali. Remember to retrieve your Sad Burrito. Don't want her to get left behind in the dragon caves.
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>>627866
No really Tali. Your Sis was totally blushing while looking at you.

Take a look at pic related!

Anyways. Go see your other friends? Gears, Sharp Teeth Girl (Damn forgot her name).

Don't forget 99c. and try to get her talking with your sister so that she doesn't feel left out.

Also Also, don't forget to take off your armour.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>627866
>No, stop it! I am NOT thinking lewd things about my SISTER!

>This was the best idea. I gotta stop doubting you guys.

You say one thing and then contradict yourself in the same breath, Tali. Besides, you don't have to think lewd stuff about your sister, because its pretty obvious she's got those bro-con feelings firmly nailed in place.

But we both know you think them anyway. She is really pretty, even dragons want her.

As for stuff to do? Go visit with your your several clubs? Go hang out and ask her about how she's been since you've been away? Honestly, you should be spending some time catching up with her as well.
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>>627866
Go visit Fuwa. Or Lily.
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>>627866

> Grab Sad Burrito (assuming she hasn't been abducted)
> Go see Lily
> Bring Lily with us to see Fuwa.
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>>627866
Go find Lily and Tessa and invite them to the no family club
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Daily reminder that Fuwa is still pissed at Tali.

Better come prepared with that anti-elf crystal to give her.
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>>627866
Your sis seems like she could use some relaxation, and you must be sweaty after all that fire everywhere.

Go to the baths.
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>>627866
I think the first stop should be your room, to change out of your armor before the wrong person see it.

Then after that I guess you could head to the baths.
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>>627866
Mini-mise Fael and bring here along with you.
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Okay, see...
I know why you guys want me to go to the bath.

You want me to see my sister naked and then have some kinda really awkward reaction.

Well I'm not falling for it this time!

Not again!

SO!

We're going to go see Lily!

HA!

I win this round, orb!

"I have a few more friends I wanna introduce you to."

>Tali bundles up his Sad 99c Burrito and walks out of the dragon den, saying goodbye to his dragon as he does so.

>His sister seems more than relieved to leave the den. She follows him back to Petal tower and waits outside his room while he changes back into his normal clothes.

>Once he's changed he knocks on the door to Lily's room.

>The door is partially open and his knocking opens it further.

>A startled Lily looks up.

"What? Who's there?"
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>>627963
>No Drills
L-lewd...

Also, Tali. Bundle up Lily as a second Sad Burrito and tell her she's coming to hang out with us.
And no, you can't refuse. If you do, we're sending the dragon to get her.
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>>627963
Hey Lily. It's Tali. DO you want to hang out? I already have one sad burrito 99 here. We can always have one more.
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>>627963
Wow, what anime is she watching?
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>>627963

Did anyone ever give her the ocular bypass spell? Being able to see for the evening would help brighten her the fuck up.

Otherwise, hey Lily. Talisis was in for an evening, and she wanted to meet all of his friends. Guess what you are?
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>>627987
A burden on the school?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>627963
So you've become conscious of your sister as a woman and not just a sister and are worried about her noticing your arousal if you saw her in the bath? I see, I see. Its okay to be nervous at the thought of seeing a pretty girl like her naked, we understand.

Also, looks like someone's also retreated to her den to become a sad burrito.

You should cheer her up.
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>>627987
Best girl?
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>>627963
>Get sight
>Becomes addicted to T.V.
Thats our Lily! Wop Wop Wop...
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"It's me, Tali. What are you watching?"

>Lily's head turns to the direction of the TV but she doesn't look at it directly. Tali notices that along with the dialogue there is another person speaking in the background describing the scenes.

>It appears to be some kind of Eastern Animation.

"... I dunno."

"Ah. Well... My sister came and I was showing her around the school, introducing her to all my friends. And guess what you are!"

"An abandoned child?"

"... Ah... No..."

>She shoves some more chips into her mouth.

"I don't wanna go anywhere."
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>>627963
>blind people just sit in the dark and dobn't give a shit

I forgot about that.
It makes them really spooky.
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>>628073
Oh, her parents abandoned her, Tali. Take her with you and go to Fuwa's!
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>>628073
Alright. I already have one sad burrito who didn't have her parents visit. Looks like i'm getting another.

Proceed to wrap her up and take her.
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>>628073
Tali, tell her she can't be abandoned, because we remembered her and since she's a Talifriend, she gets to hang out with us and go to the Talifriend Picnic. Besides, it'll be more fun then hiding in the dark and stuffing her face with chips.
She'll get fat like Gears if she keeps it up.

So wrap her up in Sad Burrito mode and let's go.
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>>628073

Tali, we are modifying her goddamn vision. She can look at you and say that!
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>>628086
Sad burrito combo plate.
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>>628073
She seems to be fine. Just let her get back to what she was doing.
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Paused again!

Now, I know what you're thinking...

Three days of MAQ? Larro, you're spoiling us.

But I do this for you.

I do this for you.

MAQ will resume tomorrow!
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>>628090
>>628073

At least try it. Failing that (and I really hope it works), sit down and ask how her training is going.
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>>628112
Thank you for running again, Larro!!!
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>>628112
Larro, you need to post the uncensored version of that somewhere for us.
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>>628073
Put 99c in there to describe what's going on in the show for Lily.
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>>628112
Larro, any chance of Vaisi getting a copy of her collar and sucjering Ceera into it?
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>>628136
Despite how she acts, Vaisi is a hardcore M.
Not that she doesn't think she could dom Ceera. The Ceer is just too weak to not bully.

But she likes what she's got going for her right now.

>>628119
...

I'm not sure there -is- one.
Sorry.

>>628114
My pleasure.
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>>628112
Is that a
GOD
DAMN

FREAKY FISH GIRL?!
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>>628159
why is tali so much fun to bully?
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>>628159
In that picture: could Vaisi drown a toddler in her panties?
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Hey Larro, can we get a Tali notes update sometime?
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Hey Larro, can we get a Tali scrote update sometime?
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>>623578
bullying larro? i must read that fanfic!
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>>628159
I would like to read that fanfic out to talisis in case she ever gets her hands on us.
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>>628159
So guys, how many sad burritos do you think Tali will have by the end of Family Day?
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>>629399
At this rate enough to open a depressed mexican stand.
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>>629399
>>629399
Lets not forget to keep the sad burritos hydrated. All that crying and salty food is bound to dehydrate them.
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>>629442
Just remember not to hydrate them too much. Nobody likes a soggy burrito.
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>>629452
Hey, wet burritos are good.
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>>629673
A burrito I can't hold in foil in my hands without getting them covered in wetness is not a burrito worth eating!
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>>629691
But you're thinking of baby burritos. A real adult burrito is too big to be wrapped in foil. The Tepeyec Special, as pictured previously, takes up almost a whole plate. It can feed three goddamn people. Think of all the extra sauce you get with a wet burrito!
Enough to marinate the next day's meal, surely.
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>>629730
That would be a good meal for me. On an empty stomic, I could eat the whole thing. I got a great metabolism and I work out, so it's alright
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Why would anyone ever eat one LARGE burrito when they could eat dozens of small burritos?
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>>629790
The large burrito can be shared with a lover, and it has larger, juicier beef chunks.
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>>629856
you can share more burritos if you put fewer large juicy chunks into more, smaller containers.

Everyone knows that things are more delicious when smaller. You know, cut sandwiches, individual samples, things like that.
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>eating burritos
Ugh. Give me a proper sandwich any day, not this sad saggy beaner wrap crap.
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>>629860
so... you are proposing a loli orgy?
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>>629863
>Sandwich
99c and Lily Sandwich with Tali as the center?
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>>629860
Children.
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>>629790
The large burrito can be shared with a lover, and it has larger, juicier beef chunks.
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>>629870
Why did only your sister show up, Tali?
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>>629870
Why is Tali eyebrowing?
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>>629870
TALI WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
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>>629873
THICC foods are the best
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>>629875
He wants a burrito
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>>629867
You're thinking too small, brother. We need a proper Dagwood here. 99c and Lily sandwiched between Tali and Ceera, with Vaisi as the third slice of bread in the middle. Garnish with Elf sauce and a spear of undine on the side.

>629870
BURRITOS OR SANDWICHES, CHOOSE A SIDE.
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What is the rune for burrito?
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>>629870
Don't be like that. You were late. Three hours late, in fact. I'm surprised it took as long as it did for people to find something to talk about.
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>>629892
He has two Burritos. He doesn't need anymore.
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>>629870

Actually do we even know your sister's name?
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>>629875
He's Dwayne Johnson
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>>629907
Can't be. The Rock declined the part because he's currently filming the new Jumanji movie.
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"C'mon now." Tali says as he goes up to Lily and pats her head. "You're not abandoned. You're my friend and I'm here for you. So, what do you say you come and hang out with us?"

"...."

>The girl stays silent and keeps eating her chips.

"... Alright..."

===============================

>Tali leaves the room, another girl in tow.

"This is kidnapping you know."

"I think any jury will agree that this is better than letting you stay in a darkened room eating chips all day."

"You know that all rooms are dark for me, right?"

"Even so."

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>>629918
Did you know that Lucas would disguise his films by having them under a different genre, such one Episode 5 was under a different name that involved horror in order to keep the film a secret.
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>>629921
Tali, lord of the little girls.
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>>629925
Lucas isn't directing MAQ the Movie though. Unless you want to find out that Magic is really Midichlorians.
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>>629921
Tali, your sis seems to be getting...annoyed again. Quick, find something to distract her with
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>>629921

Tali, I will fucking haunt your bitch ass! Use the spell!
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>>629921
>Tali takes the bundles to go see Fuwa.

>He goes to where she normally rests in Root class and sees a small crowd has gathered around her usual spot.

>Her nap corner is surrounded by people, conscious and unconscious.

"Alright!" A man shouts, "Who's next!?"

>Most of the crowd looks away. Tali, who'd been trying to get a good view, pokes his head out of the crowd.

"You!" The man shouts, "Come up and try to take on my daughter!"

>He sees the man now. An older elf standing beside Fuwa, who's decked out in fighting gear.

"Dad..." She says, looking rather embarrassed.

"Don't worry, sweetheart! I'll show them all what class you SHOULD have been placed in! Alright, ladyboy, get over here! My daughter will crush you!"
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>629961
What are you waiting for, Tali? Use comfy and pin Fuwa down! This is everything you've ever dreamed about! You'll impress her parents! JUST DO IT! Don't worry, Fuwa will go easy on you since she knows you.
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>>629961
Whelp, you heard the man. Introduce yourself to your future father in law, and then let's fight Fuwa.

We're going to cheat like hell though, comfy punches and comfy dodges and illusions up the ass.
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>>629961
did he see through the glamour?
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>>629961
Tell him that his daughter is already crushing on you
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>>629961

> How about I fight you!
> Tali, begin syphoning mana, all of it, and then we are hitting his bitch ass out of the school
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>>629961
Do it tali, and when the fight starts just hug fuwa.

But make sure not to touch fuwaa. You can touch fuuwa, but fuwaa is off limits.
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>>629961
Hit him with comfy so hard he passes out.

When he wakes up have Fuwa tell him he was caught in the area of effect of your attack.
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>>629961
Class placement is based on who you are, not what you can do. It sounds like he's the one you should be fighting.
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>>629961
Someone's not very comfy, better fix that.
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>>629961
Comfy the father
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>>629961
But... we're all ladies!
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>>629961
comfy the dad.

hes not comfy enough.
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>Tali casts a Comfy Spell on Fuwa's father.

>The moment the spell would connect a gem on the father's necklace shines. He doesn't seem to notice.

"Well? Get in there?"

"..."

>Tali deposits his Lily Burrito and gets into a clearing with Fuwa. She does not look happy.

>She speaks in a voice low enough that only he can hear.

"I'm sorry, Tali... I told my dad they put me in the wrong class on accident and won't let me switch..."

This is why I don't like to lie. Eventually it all catches up to you.

Alright...
We could hit Fuwa with comfy. I think that would work to knock her out really quick.

But what would her dad think?

Is there something we can do to resolve the situation?

I also would rather avoid fighting her. I think I saw her lift up a chunk of the ground once.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>630006
She'll go easy on you, Tali!
Just inline your attacks with comfy and give her a hug and if you want.. a kiss.
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>>630006
Throw us at the dad

That necklace shouldn't be able to deny the comfy
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>>630006
"I thought you were supposed to go to school to learn new things. What could Thorn possibly teach you?"

Summon up an illusory Fael, have it use a breath attack on Fuwa, and use that to mask a comfy spell.
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>>630006
land a punch to the head but make it so comfy she passes out on contact. make it look like you knocked her out in one punch.
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>>630006
Just convert the ground she's standing on to ice cream
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>>630006

Comfy comes in many ways.

Create a water basin above fuwa's dad's head and drop it on him.

He'll be comfy when hes out cold.
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>>630006

If she takes a fall, her father will keep being a bitch. I say we blow his ass out of the building. All we need is charge up time.

Alternately:
> Charge up using Mana Siphon
> Disarm (amulet): It's triggered to protect him from spells, not itself.
> Blast his ass with every ounce of mana we've built up
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>>630006
Tali, disguise yourself and Fuwa and make an illusion of you two DBZ fighting.
Then get Fuwa and go take a nap, leave the illusion on auto.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>630006
Dodge, Tali. Dodge.

Also comfy magic.
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>>630021

Also, if disarm fails, we could always fire a concentrated blast of plasma slightly off from his fucking head. Fun fact, plasma summoned by a spell isn't a spell, it's just plasma being directed by a spell.

I'd say if we eradicate a mile's worth of country side in a pin prick behind him, he'll fuck off.
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>>630006
Make the dad look like us and have fuwa beat him?
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>>630006
What is this fight supposed to accomplish, you're in Petal.
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