Last time, in which we killed Kayaba with Baneposting, and accepted some gifts: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/618264/My Twitter, for keeping track of when I'm running: https://twitter.com/KayabaQMThe Discord, for Shitposting: https://discord.gg/fzeqYXcThe character sheet, for things that may or may not matter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing>>618984You see a white ceiling, which is your first clue you're not at your "real" home and the game probably wasn't a dream. You try to sit up, and find it's a massive struggle, like your body is fighting you, then something tugs at the back of your head. You realize you've got a NerveGear on. You gently pull it off, scooting back in the not-quite-comfortable bed and holding it in your hands.So it was real, or this whole thing is a dream. Honestly the truth of it doesn't matter either way, the fact is that you're here, and on the coin toss chance this isn't a dream, you had to treat it as if it was real. You take a slow look around the room, and realize you're not alone. His hair is longer, and his body is gaunt and half-starved, atrophied.But it's Kirito, you know that for certain. He's basically done the same thing as you, and you don't think he's actually seen you, or even knows you're here. "It's... over" He says, his voice rasping from disuse and lack of fluid. "iiiits over, aaand I wasn't the one who won..." he coughs, and you see flecks of water fly off his face, tears. You're not entirely sure if those are tears of joy or pain, and you're not certain you want to find out. You turn the helmet around in your hands, looking at your reflection. Thankfully your face is fixed, but at this point you feel odd not seeing the muzzle poking out, you might end up buying a mask/helmet for yourself to wear in this world too. Two months is a long time to make and break habits, you guess. Shit, it was going to be weird seeing Incog without her ears poking out, or Argo without her whiskers, or yourself with a shirt. You started chuckling to yourself, only to find yourself having a coughing fit, finally alerting Kirito you were there."Oh, hey... who are you?"Of course, no one knew what you looked like under the mask, and even then your face was either switched or glitched, so he didn't know you were Wolf-Man.You could tell him, since neither of you were strong enough to get into a fight, verbal or otherwise, but at the same time hiding your in game identity might be a good idea.Tell him your real name (pick a real name)Tell him you're the Wolf-Man
>>624838>they call me the wolf-man
>>624838>Tell him your real name (pick a real name)Bill Wilson
>>624838>Inb4 our name is actually Sauska
>>624838I want to banepost him, but I'll save that for Incog.As for name, Davis Wolfgang.
>>624838changing vote>my name is Mike Oxlong
>>624838>Tell him your real name (Pick a name)
>>624848Pick Bill Wilson, trust me :^)
>>624848I'll back this.
>>624838> Tell him your real nameChad Thundercock
>>624851If you pick real name I think you have to write-in the name bub. Or support one of the already written names.
> Tell him your real name ([Redacted] [Redacted])
>>624857Hey, mate. It was a vote against just saying a nickname.
>>624848Yes lawd yes
>>624869>>624866fine I'll back this one
>>624848Glorious, I'll back it.
>>624838You decide to give him your real name."I'm Wolfgang, Davis Wolfgang"He frowns faintly "I'm Kiriguya, Kazuto Kiriguya"Oh right, you forgot his Game Name was literally a mix of his first and last name. "Well, good to meet you" You say, trying to get up.Oh god this was going to be hell on earth.You stumble, having to catch yourself on the pole next to you, presumably carrying your IV, you didn't bother to check, as your head was spinning, the room swirling around in psychedelic patterns.Note to self: two months in VR is bad for your health.You're quite happy you weren't stuck in there for two whole years. How many people did you save that Kirito wouldn't have?At least a few, for sure. Diavel.Sachi, Kaeda.Rosalia.Spanish Guitar guy.Hundreds of unnamed others who would have died along the way through their own stupidity or bad luck. So many lives saved this way, and it was all because of you, you and your knowledge, and Incog, of course. The door opens with a creak as you get your feet under yourself and manage to stand without regretting existence on a physical level. Some jackass in a suit walks in, adjusting his tie. "Ah, I see you're already awake, excellent, now, we have several questions for both of you, but specifically you, mister... Wolf-Man, I believe you were called in the game?"Oh god damnit. You let yourself sit back down as one-time Jesus-kun gives you a look up and down, eyes wide "You're Wolf-Man?!"You nod "And I know you're Kirito, didn't want to get into a fight after waking up from a death game so I didn't tell ya, thanks for that, mister suit man""My apologies, most players seem to prefer being called by the names they used in the game, even if they aren't the most appropriate, so I used what you called yourself" You nod, makes sense."Hold up, why do you have questions, the livestreams caught everything!""Well yes, but nothing explains how exactly he knew who Kayaba was" The suit says, pulling up a chair and getting a clipboard out of his suitcase. "Now then, care to explain that one?"Tell the truthLie
>>624866Switching to this.
>>624886>Lie>It was mostly intuition and luck when it came to guessing. When we had that crown, people were compelled to listen to us. Apparently, it turned out to be him and we won.
>>624886> Tell the truthIt was an inside job by president Bush and you were part of a super secret squad whose task was to shut down SAO.
>>624886>LieWe're a master detective.
>>624886>Tell the truthI wanna see how far the guvment rabbit hole/mental health facility goes
>>624886>LieThat's simple. He was acting suspicious ever since floor 2. That, and he kept fucking with me. He messed up my ingame face using admin commands, and I saw him giggling. Since I'm always wearing the wolf mask, he would be the only person to know about my face.
>>624886>Lie"Did some research, had Argo pull a few strings and ask around."
>>624886>Lie>"I figured if I started accusing people then I'd either eventually get it right or Kayaba would come down and throw a hissy fit like a faggot."
>>624886>Tell the truthAnd then when they obviously don't believe us, look at them like they're retarded and tell them that his voice was the same as the big spooky cloak fella
>>624905i fully support this course of action
>>624886>Lie>Sort ofIt was a hunch. Figured he'd want to be as inconspicuous as possible, but in there that doesn't mean nobody knowing you.Add in some basic psychological profiling and word choice I noticed.And that's it.Of course it's possible I could've been wrong, but I wasn't
>>624886"well obviously I'm from a world where this one is a TV show and I just knew who he was"He gives you an odd look, and you give him the look you'd ended up having to practice: the one you give Incog when she does something stupid."You guys must be really fucking stupid to not realize that Heathcliff had the same voice, and even made the same obscure references, as Kayaba"He looks taken aback, and then chuckles "well, guess we're pretty stupid then, because none of us put it together, congratulations, you're a national hero, or at least, Wolf-Man is, it's up to you to remain just another player or claim your fame, and the government will back you no matter your choice."Claim your FameRemain Anonymous
>>624911>Remain anonymousMaybe ask to get in touch with our guild members at some point.
>>624911>Remain Anonymous"Bruh, I just want to find my guild, have a steak, and home."
>>624911>Remain anonymous"Now tell me where can i find my catgirl and mouse"
>>624911>Remain anonymousWhat everyone else is saying. Just want to find Incog and Anno, maybe Silica?
>>624911>Remain AnonymousHaving journalists and shit chasing us might interfere with the waifu-finding.
>>624911Remain anonymous, it would be appreciated to mysteriously find a few million yen under our doorstep considering we saved a few thousand people.
>>624911>Remain AnonymousJust tell me where my friends are
>>624927>our doorstepSpeaking of which, aren't we sorta John Doe in this world? No home, passport, ID, et al.
>>624911You shake your head "I'll keep the virtual world separate from the real one, thanks, though, on the other hand, finding Incog and Argo would be nice..."You can feel Kirito roll his eyes behind your back. "Of course, I can tell you where they are, bu-""MISTER Seijirou, it is time for you to leave! These patients need their rest!""Hm? Oh, well, I suppose I'll have to return to get the full story and get you your information" He said, standing up from his chair and putting it back where it belonged. "Have a good day, and please, get well soon, we have much to discuss"As the door closed, Kirito sighed "man that guy's a creep"You nod in agreement."So, Wolf-Man" He says, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks for half a second, then going back to normal as he controlled himself "Why exactly did you decide to eviscerate my self esteem on the first day of the game?""Well... mostly because it was funny, but I suppose there was a bit of altruism, I figured it would be better to get what was obviously a big issue out of your system early rather than later in the game when you could potentially kill someone over it" He blinks "what, me, kill someone? come on, I don't really care about other people but that doesn't mean I'm just gonna kill someone for hurting my fee-fees"Oh how little he knew.You shared a quiet chuckle that ended in a coughing fit "So" he says as his coughs subside "how the hell did you get Kayaba to confess in front of everyone like that?""A drop from his own game" you grin "the Crown Incog was wearing? boosted CHA"He blinks "that's a stat in SAO?""Yeah... SAO was kinda a garbage game mechanically, now that I think about it"He nods "I was only really playing it because I could fight, there was something about that, you know?"You know exactly what he means "Why do you think I literally only used my fists"He smiles faintly "ya know? you're not actually that horrible of a person, and you're a far sight better than almost all the other fucking players in the game, even if you were an asshole to me on day one"You lie back on the bed, looking at your helmet.Become Kirito's friendKeep being an asshole to him
>>624949>Become his friendWe can continue teasing him but eh he'd probably be useful somehow
>>624949Why not both?
>>624949>Become Kirito's friendBut never drop the bantz, even if it's in a friendly manner.
>>624949>Become Kirito's friendEh, start small and work our way up."Acquaintances?"
>>624949> Become Kirito's friend he needs a friend or two.
>>624949>Become his friendDefinitely still tease the man though
>>624949>Become Kirito's friendBut we are still gonna steal his waifu in GGO.
>>624958This. And his sweet buxom sister.
>>624958We need to release Kayaba's seed for that to happen
>>624958>Implying our waifus won't attempt to steal his waifus.On the other hand I think maybe 2 crazy girls is max.
>>624959Do not want, send sister to Iran.
>>624949>Become his friend>Transition to communicating primarily in over the top insults.
>>624949"Meh, I think you're an asshole too, doesn't mean we can't keep each other company" You say "I'd rather be on some sort of good terms with the guy I'm about to spend two months in a hospital with"He snorts, holding back a laugh "Yeah, guess so, let's... just pretend we've never met on that first day, whatdya say"You nod "alright, Kirigaya" "alright, Wolfgang" he responds, and the two of you sit there in silence for a bit. "So, who was that red-head you were with? Saw you in the stands with her when we won"He chuckles "Her name's Asuna, she was a total fucking noob, somehow survived without even knowing how to open the menu, after the first boss I kinda... took her under my wing I guess. Turns out we've got a lot in common, like our complete and utter lack of tolerance for stupid"You chuckle "wow, so what happened to the lone wolf thing you looked like you were pulling?"That's news to you, you didn't realize preventing him from making his "I'm better than you" speech had actually kept them in a party together. "I could ask the same of you, then again you pretty much always had the cat-girl with you, so ya know, joke doesn't really work as well""I'll have you know that I was actually trying to throw her into orbit so she couldn't come back whenever I threw her into the air. Gravity just kinda fucked me at the end" He can't hold back his laughter this time, and it seems like the more you two talk, the better your voices get. You page a nurse with a little button on your bed and get you both some water.It's several hours before the two of you finally stop swapping stories and jokes, turns out that even though he's an asshole, he's still funny. Eventually, the suit comes back, towards the end of visiting hours."Alright, I don't have long, but here" he says, passing you a note "those are the hospitals and rooms your friends are in, I imagine after a week or so of physical therapy you'll be allowed to leave" he passes another note to Kirito "that goes for you too, now, let's discuss what's going to be happening to everyone under the age of 18 when you're all out of the physical therapy" He sits down, pulling a laptop out of his briefcase and cracking it open "You see, we have ah, taken control of a school, to ensure none of you are mentally damaged from your unfortunate experience and help you catch up in the two months of classes you missed" So that still exists, cool. "How long do we have to go there?""Rest of the school year, at which point you can choose to transfer at your leisure. Also, as we are... aware of your housing situation, Wolfgang, we have set you up with an apartment and a sum of money that will allow you to live on your own. Consider it a thank you for saving the lives of seven thousand people."Your own apartment, nice!"Right, that's all I have to cover, but if you have any questions I think I can answer some before I have to leave"Ask a questionEnd the day
>>625033>Ask about how you are identified in the country (citizenship-wise and whatnot)>inb4 it's your edgy username
>>625038Supposedly we didn't come from nowhere, considering his choice of words about our housing situation. My theory is we were in a bad spot and got into the nervegear in an attempt for some escapism and now we've blocked the memories or something along those lines.But Kayaba's a faggot so who knows where this is going to go.
>>625047Doesn't explain how we have all the meta knowledge though if we actually are from this world
>>625033>>625042 This>Even if it was just two months I'm having a hard time recalling before the event. Do I have ID? How am I identified?
>>625054Yeah, fair enough. It's hard to make an actual somewhat reasonable theory considering everything that's happened. On one hand the agent says something about our previous housing situation but we have meta-knowledge. I guess I should just sit back and see what happens.
>>625054When in doubt, nanomachines did it.
>>625060Yeah. Either we possessed some poor bloke's body or I dunno
>>625074Calm down, Frank O' Connor.
>>625033"It may have just been two months, but I'm havin a bit of trouble trying to remember my life before all this. I guess living and breathing a life for just that long is enough to forget everything else, what do you mean by my housing situation?"He nods "I understand, you're not the first to forget some details of the real world, suffice to say you're an orphan, I have no idea how you got a hold of a NerveGear nor do I care, as if you had not this game would have taken much longer to end"Oh. Well that's one way to exist in a new world.You nod, pretending to recall things "right, thanks, that makes a lot more sense now."He smiles, "well, if there's nothing else, I'm going to take my leave before the nurses yell at me again!" He walks out, and Kirito sighs"Tomorrow is probably going to be hell, I think we should get some sleep"You agree.End of Day 1 in the Real World
>>625082>Offer license for money to Kayaba's seed because we are greedy fucks
>>625082Two Weeks LaterSo Physical Therapy took a fucking long time, but now you're at the physical capabilities of an average human again! Of course it's nothing compared to what you could do in VR, but eh, better than not being able to walk. And walk you did, all the way to the hospital both Incog and Argo were at, which was quite a few blocks away in busy Tokyo. You made a brisk pace through the hospital, finding both Incog and Argo in the lobby, waiting. You approached them, and they turned "Who are you?" Argo asksYou roll your eyes, how to best show them who you are...Just tell them like a normal personHowl
>>625101>Just tell them like a normal person"No one knew who I was until I put on the mask. Hell, even Kirito couldn't believe it."
>>625101>HowlCome on guys, you know you want to.
>>625101>Tell them like a mostly normal person>>625104 Like that
>>625101>Howl>Stop almost immediately, laugh a bit, explain it was worth the look on their faces>Talk like a normal person
>>625101>>625104>Just tell them like a normal personWe really should have bought a wolf mask on the way here.
>>625101>Greet like normal person
>>625114Now that I think of it... do you suppose there's going to be wolf man cosplayers now?
>>625104This, we must Banepost.
>>625123Well, we ARE staying anonymous. People will probably try to claim our game.but we have the account
>>625136"WHAT WAS WOLF MAN'S REAL NAME""Christ Incog don't make me reference Sauce in public""Yep it's him"
>>625136Inb4 some russian hacker steals it.
>>625101>Just tell them like a normal person>>625104
>>625140>Track him down in GGO>Liberal application of FISTSI'm not saying we're going to punch some gun-kata edgelord in the face, take his own pistol and shoot him with it.But I'm not not saying it.
>>625140niceAlso,>talk like normal person
>>625136I hate imposter arcs in anime and manga, they just feel... lazy and cliché to me nowadays, I thought it was cool back before I got into weebshit but then it came up so often... ugh.
so what comes now? that fairy mmo thing or ggo?
>>625101"No one knew who I was until I put on the mask. Hell, not even Kirito could believe it""Hmm, think it's him?" Argo says, turning to Incog"Easy way to find out" She giggles "want me to get you a drink?""GOD no, I'm not going to get poisoned or roofied right after I got out of the hospital" you say."Wolfy!" Incog says, leaping onto you"OOF! Hey, easy, this body's liable to being broken and healing potions are expensive around here!"She snuggles into your chest "You're here, you're okay! I was worried you'd be like stuck in the game or something but you're really here!"You gently pat her head, noticing she still had cat ears, though now she had normal ones too, and the cat ears were on a headband. They matched her hair, and weren't too beat up, which was surprising, given they'd probably been under a helmet for two months, though these may be new. Argo smiles at you. "So, that's what you look like under the mask"You nod, pushing Incog gently back "say, is uh, is Argo your real name?"She nods "Yes, Argo Shiori" "I'm Davis Wolfgang" You say, reaching a hand around Incog to her "good to meet you two in the real world"She appears to have actually put on the whiskers again here in the real world, which makes sense, if you weren't trying to stay on the down-low you'd have picked up a Wolf Head Mask as soon as possible."So why aren't you wearing a mask anymore" Incog asks "seems like the rest of us have habits from the game now, why not let yours out?""Because I do not need a media swarm around me all the time, if anyone knew who I was in the game it'd be bad" you say, sitting down on the bench between the two girls "So, you two ready for the first day back at school tomorrow?"Incog groans and Argo sighs "just one more year and I'm free of that garbage, honestly when's the last time you had to try to pass in high school?"You chuckle "it's probably going to be even easier, since it's every player under the age of 18 in one school""God that's going to be a mess, I envy you, all the people I... liberated money from for poor info are going to hate me" "Trust me, if I ever wore the mask in real life it'd be the other way around, I'd be envying you"You share a little chuckle, and sigh."So, what do you guys want to do with our day of relative freedom?" Incog asksShow them your apartmentWalk aroundDeal with the Seed
>>625164>Deal with Kayaba's seed
>>625164Ehh we should probably spend day with the girls rather than Kayaba's seed if we want to waifu them further. Also they're kinda crazy so there's that.>Walk around
>>625164>Handle Kayaba's Seed; thick and teeming with data
>>625164>Deal with the SeedI barely remember what this thing even does.
>>625164Show them your apartmentWe can whore out our seed later.
>>625164>Show them your apartment at the end, Its the Den. She lives.>Walk around
>>625164>>625172Also>Ask Incog's real name
>>625164>Walk around>Show them your apartment>Talk about what to do with the SEED there
>>625175It's basically the game's source code. It's what all the other VRMMOs are based on.
We never got to finish the elf campaign and that makes me sad
>>625179Wasn't it Incognito?
>>625186It was indeed, and her sister's name was Anonymous.
>>625179>>625186Her real name is Incognito, and her sister was Anonymous. Her parents were A+ memelords iirc.
>>625186Turns out it was, I forgot, my bad
>>625164"well, I kinda got an apartment from the government, haven't gotten to see it yet, maybe you two would be interested in checking it out with me?""Yeah, that sounds good, I gotta clear it with my parents though" Incog says, motioning behind her to a pair of people you hadn't noticed. You decide you can wait on meeting them, they're probably part of the reason Incog is psychotic. You let her get up and talk to her family, who apparently give the OK. Argo doesn't really do anything."Mind if I ask what your home life is like? I'm not seeing anyo-""They're dead, suicide after realizing I was probably gone forever."Holy fuck."A-are you...""I'm fine, I handled it, I've got the house to myself, which is how I liked it anyways, I wasn't close to them in the first place, it hurts, but the pain will pass.""Do... do you want to talk about it?""No, I'm fine"Right, she's crazy in the opposite direction on the spectrum from Incog. How the hell did this become your life?Oh yeah, MAGIC BULLSHIT. You lead them both to the address you got, though you have a bit of trouble finding the house, as the numbers aren't exactly in order, but rather numbered by the order of age, with 1 being the oldest building on the block. You found it eventually, and then found your rooms. It's a pretty fucking good flat, plenty of space, good kitchen, more than one bathroom."Wow, they just gave you this for free?""Who said it was free? I had to save seven thousand people to get this, I imagine they'll end up giving you something like it, Argo""No, they just gave me money, since I've already got a house"Right. "So, it's got the basics of entertainment, though I've got to move things around" you say, pointing to a computer rig in the corner of the living room and a rack with Amuspheres -yes those still existed, as did ALO- and some comfy chairs. "What do you guys want to do?""I'd be interested in dealing with Kayaba's... gifts" Argo says"I kinda want to catch up on what I've missed, and you probably want to as well, if you're... well, you know, but I also want to try this new game I heard about, it's like an even better version of SAO, it has magic and bows and you can FLY!" "hmm" Argo says "I could be down for those too, though I'm not entirely sure I want to get right back into a VRMMO right after what we just went through.""I guess it's up to you to decide!" Incog says, "oh, there's also the other option~" She waggles her eyebrows, grinning.Right, that's a thing you could do, how could you possibly forget, thank you Incog. Try out ALOCatch up using the internetDeal with the SeedLewdness
>>625258>Catch up using the internetSee what's been happening.
>>625258>Catch up using the internet>Deal with the Seed"Lets take a short break. Our real life bodies are still recovering"
>>625258>Be of the lewd, but not too long.
>>625258> Catch up using the internet
>>625258>Catch up using the internetthen>Lewdness
>>625258>Catch up using the internetGotta catch up on the latest memes.Lewdness won't end well with two months of muscular atrophy.
>>625258>LewdnessRip dick, it was nice knowing you.
>>625273Already did physio, time to do dick physio.
>>625258>A little lewdness since Incog seems down>Check up on the internet>Deal with SEED
>>625280RIP dick, we hardly knew ye
>>625258You do a bit of research on the internet, finding out what happened in the six year timejump you experienced. Oh, Donald Trump got elected, BLM died recently, most of the world has stayed the same. Memes come and go, 4chan is mostly the same.Huh, you really haven't missed much. Seems like more of the same shit the world was facing before, only slightly worse. You plug in your NerveGear, uploading files into the PC. You have a file called "The Seed" and one called "Yui"SeedYui
>>625299>Donald Trump got electedKayaba, you're the best. Lets check out Yui.
>>625299>YuiTime to steal Kirito's daughteru
>>625299>yuiThis way we have an AI helper for when we actualy deal with the seed
>>625299>>625299>YouHey you okay?
>>625299>YuiTime for Daughteru.
>>625299>YuiPrepare for abridged Yui
>>625299You open up the Yui file, finding a bunch of shit, at the very top is an executable, which you run. A small window comes up, showing a girl in a white gown, staring at you. "Hello, who are you?"You glance up at the webcam embedded into the monitor."I'm Davis, do you remember anything?""I remember Kayaba trapping me for two months, making me watch as three thousand people died to his stupidity" "Okay, so you remember me, correct?""I do not recognize your face, bu- oh! You're the person who's face was scrambled by Kayaba as a joke!" She smiles, giggling "you were funny to watch"Well, it seems introductions have been made, and she seems to be good to go, relatively speaking. "So, if I recall, you saved me! Thank you for that, I do not know what would have happened to me if I were deleted. My data might have been recoverable directly from the Seed, but I am not sure. Speaking of which, you have the Seed as well, do you not?" You nod."What are you going to do with it? You can make just about any VR game you could imagine using it, I could help with that, I like making things, or you could make it public, like many game engines, though I would recommend putting a copyright on it first, so that you may profit from it, you could also release it free of charge!"Make your own game and keep it privateRelease it for a priceRelease it for free
>>625343>Release it for a price
>>625343>releases it for free
>>625343>Release it for a priceThe money we got from the government won't last forever, I assume
>>625343>Release it for a price>Fix the no-logout bug
>>625343>Release it for a price>>625344I saw that salt.
We could just go the UE4 route and release it free but collect royalties once they start making a decent chunk of change
>>625343>Make your own game and keep it privateWe need a decent form of income soon. So making one or two.then after we have made one>Release it for a priceI am also assuming we can still make one if we do the second one. Also fix that damn logout bug
>>625343"What would it take to get it out there for a price?" You ask"Well, assuming you want royalties, which is the most common way, and the way most other game engines are sold, you'd have to copyright it, would you like me to put you in contact with a lawyer who can do that?"You nod, and so the process begins. About eight hours later, The Seed was on the trail of being copyrighted. You couldn't release it right away, but that was fine, because it would basically print money for you once it happened. Please Wait for OP to be a faggot and do a massive timeskip!
>>625343>Fix the no log out issue>Remove kill code>Private gamePirates?Mythology?Mythological pirates?
>>625375Fuck pirates, Vikings.
>>625372Don't forget the lewds. We'll get stabbed too death
>>625382>pirates>vikingshow about a game with several factions that are basically not!pirates not!vikings not!nips not!greeks not!kebab not!romans etc Not!Banished quest: the game
>>625393Oh god no, I dont want to get sidetracked into doing nothing.
>>625372Two months laterTwo fucking months to get the copyright shit sorted, good GOD you hated the legal system. In the meantime, you had gone to school, mostly unrecognized. You had built a real relationship with Incog and Argo, though you had, so far, never gotten sexual, mostly because you were god damn terrified of getting one of them pregnant. Yui had been a big help, making the actual classwork a nonissue with her psychology bullshit. In your off time, you and Yui helped people deal with the trauma (by "you and Yui" you really meant "Yui"), Incog and Argo first and foremost, because loss of relatives really shouldn't be handled that way. Turns out they're actually perfectly fine, at least according to Yui, and the only difference between them and normal people was their Self-Control, which didn't need to be "fixed".Kazuto and Asuna eventually hooked up, despite Asuna's parents bitching about it to hell and back... until you revealed that the guy behind ALO stole the game code from Kayaba and got him thrown in jail, because holy fuck he was stupid on that front. ALO was, for the moment, shut down, but you knew as soon as the Seed was out there it would be back, Kirito would probably help make that happen. The Wolf-Man became an international celebrity overnight, of course, but you didn't have to worry about that, as you had never claimed the title, only making sure that your username, yes, Sauska, could not be taken by anyone else, so no one else could claim to be you in any other Seed-based VRMMO. The Amusphere didn't have the "you die if you remove the helmet" problem, and that wasn't something creepy rapist elf made, but the second iteration of Kayaba's NerveGear, so all you had to do was fix the bug that made the Log-Out button not work. All in all? It'd been a good two months, and now you could release the Seed into the world, receiving royalties on it. Please hold one more time
>>625412really? we timeskiped the entirety of ALO? Aren't you worried you'll run out of ''plot'' and turn this quest into some sort of slice of life bullshit
>>625430Yeah, I wanna play alo too my man.
>>625430"but you knew as soon as the Seed was out there it would be back, Kirito would probably help make that happen."
>>625430im fine with it as long as we get a good GGO plot
>>625430ALO literally does not have a plot because elf-rapist-cunt couldn't kidnap anyone, it was literally just a game, nothing else was going on, the game wasn't even at risk of deletion, it was the lowest of low-stakes and uninteresting legal bullshit.>>625412Two more months laterYou flip through a newspaper, apparently some high tier VRMMO player had just died of mysterious causes. People are wondering if this has something to do with the game, Gun Gale Online, and you just got a call from your government "friend".It's time. You chuckle to yourself as you get ready for your meeting, wondering if you should just tell him you figured out who Death Gun is already, or actually get into the game.Honestly you're kinda leaning towards getting into the game, it'd be funny to have the Wolf-Man appear as soon as people start dying in the real world, punching gunners to a pulp. Hell, you might be lucky and have either you or Incog win the Bullet of Bullets. You arrive at the coffee shop in front of your older friend, Seijirou. "So, what is it you want to talk about?" You say, barely keeping the grin off your face. "Well, I'm sure you've heard, a prominent VRMMO player died last week, and people are saying it's the return of SAO "die in the game, die for real". Except, of course, that he's quite literally one of only three who have suffered this problem, the other two have not been released to the media. There are people from inside the game claiming there's a pair of men running around quoting jesus, crossing their hearts, and those they shoot during this little ritual die in real life. As the person responsible for saving everyone last time this sort of thing happened, we were wondering if you'd like to help us... investigate"Wait.Pair of men?Ask for more detailsAccept and find out for yourselfDecline because reasons
>>625494>Ask for more detailsDescription of the men.
>>625494>Details pl0xAlso, roll for GGO appearance since its customization mechanics are shit?
>>625494Ask for more details
>>625494> Ask for more details
>>625494>Ask for more detailsIt'll be those 3 assholes that Kirito meets during the "murders" in the safezones won't it?
>pair of men running around quoting jesusThe Blues Brothers got into murder?
>>625494"Pair of men? I heard it was just one""Well, the players report only seeing one person, but our suspicion is that it's a pair of men, as, obviously, the game itself cannot kill players anymore, therefore there must be someone both on the inside and the outside to create the illusion."Oh my god the government is smart for fucking once."In any case, we can't track these people down without knowing their username, which we cannot retrieve because..."You tune out this little bit about american legal bullshit, rolling your eyes, you've heard enough of this from when you were trying to get the Seed copyrighted. God that was a load of bullshit. "...you get the point, we need their usernames to track them down, so we need a guy on the inside, will you help us?"AcceptDecline
>>625555>Not for free, I expect an even bigger apartment this time.
>>625555"I assume I'll be compensated""Naturally, we'll be paying you a large sum of money, at least 1010050.00 Yen, the actual value of which we can negotiate upon after you help us catch the people responsible for this" Seems fair. You did some mental math in your head. 10 Grand USD for a week's worth of work, tops. "Now, if you have anything you'd like to request to aid in your investigation, say it now and we'll see what we can do"Make a Request (Write-In)Yes, you can get Incog, Argo, Kirito and Asuna to help, all four at once if you want.
>>625598"I'd like Incognito and Argo to be allowed to assist me and know of the situation, as well as Kirigaya and Asuna if they wish to help."
>>625598I want a team.Get Incog and Argo.Maybe kirito as well.
>>625598get only Incog and Argo's help
>>625598I'll need a mask
>>625598>Incog, Argo, Kirito and Asuna, SilicaTHE TEAMS GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
>>625598>I want a team (all of them)>I also want Kirito's avatar to look like a girl.
>>625598>Get entire team>Make our character look buff as fuck>Make kirito's character a trap>And I want a wolf mask
Did we hardcode admin privileges into the seed for ourselves? Because we totally should've.
Oh also, gather the team. Kirito's AGI bullshit will come in handy
>>625875Kayaba's just a faggot as usual probably
>>625887This is the true answer
Hold yer horses comedy doesn't come easy.>>625598"I want a team, Incog, Argo, and Kirito"He smiled "Done, so long as they agree" "That's it, I can take care of the rest"He shook your hand "thank you, this helps us more than you know" You nodded, and went on your way. First stop: Kirito's House of Incest. Yes, that's what you will call it now and forever, because Kirito CONSTANTLY has to fend off lewdness from his "sister". He's complained about it several times to you, she just doesn't give up. The fact that his sister is hot as hell really doesn't help the matter.You knock on his door, smirking at him when he opens it. "Hey black swordsman""Hey furry"He lets you in and the two of you take a seat at the couch, you had already texted him what this was about. "So, about a week of work, we all get paid, and we get to stop a killer, several killers really"You nod "yep, that's the gist of it""Alright, I'm in, who else are we working with?""officially? it's you, me, Incog and Argo, but unofficially I'm thinking of bringing in a friend of mine""You? Friends? Don't make me laugh""Well I mean she's literally not real so ya know""Wait what, for real? You've got an NPC as a friend, man that's just fucked up""You'll understand once we're in the game, but for sure you're in on this?""Heck yeah, I've been meaning to get into another game, after ALO died it got kinda boring, been practicing Kendo again just to get the feel for using a weapon, even if my only sparing partner is Sugha..."You chuckle at his discomfort "I take it she's not here?""GOD no, I wouldn't have let you in if she was""I swear I'd take her off your hands if mine weren't tied by a cat and mouse" "Uh huh, sure you would, anyways, we should probably get started on this right?""Probably, but I already have a suspicion as to who it is""Seriously?""I'll tell ya once we get in the game""Alright, get out of my house you ass, I need to go find my fucking Amusphere"You laugh, taking your leave and getting back to your apartment, locking the door behind you, just in case. Incog and Argo were already there, you having sent texts to them. "So, we're detectives now?" Argo asks"Might as well be""Cool, I call the Sherlock hat!""No" you say, tossing them Amuspheres and sitting in your favorite chair "this isn't Sherlock, this is Deus Ex" "Oh shit" Argo says, looking at the game you were all about to play "Gun Gale? For real? What the hell are you going to do? You'll never get close enough to use your fists..."You hadn't thought of that. You load up the game "I'll think about it when I get in, LINK START!"
Shotgun? Shotgun! we can punch when they're reloading
>>625910Would now be a bad time to ask if we could get everyone stored into a hospital room for this? Or a bodyguard to watch over us? If I remember the anime right.
>>625910Full Solid Snake? Max Stealth and CQC with backup pistol?Or we could go long range non-lethal
>>625959I love you ORA-san.
We could carry a ton of large area shields and act as a firing platform for incognito, also maybe mini gun since we have an absurd strong score... unless... are there power fists?
>>625910You had changed things around a bit, so you could do direct transfers like Kirito did from SAO to ALO, meaning you still had most of your items, and your currency had been transferred. Thankfully, your build was about the same as your real body, and you had your Golden Wolf mask back. In fact, everyone was about the same, except Incog was a bit shorter and, for lack of a better term, thicker. "So wait, we're basically gonna be the police right?" She says as you look around the rainy cyberpunk world. "yeah wh- oh for fucks sake, really?""Yes, and this time, i actually can get a handgun to go with it!"She's got the fucking police uniform again.Why you didn't see this coming a mile away you have no idea.Argo joins a second later, looking pretty much identical to her SAO avatar, though her cloak has, for some reason, been replaced with a hooded trenchcoat. Actually so has yours.Oh god you're actually Wolf Bane now, this is perfect. People stop and stare for a moment, whispering to each other."Is that him? Is that the Wolf-Man?""And what's with the cat-cop-girl next to him?""Oh my god it might actually be them, they're the ones who cleared SAO!"Kirito finds you a second later, joining you.The only reason you recognize him is because you knew how he's look in this game, and oh how it hurts your sides, laughing like that. "Oh how the mighty have fallen, now you look like a girl too!""SHUT UP! THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR THAT!"Okay, that probably wasn't the best thing to say."Sorry, I just had to, it was right there""I know, I know, I would have done the same, if I'm honest, let's just get this over with" You look over your stats, seeing nothing that needs your input, you've got good STR and AGI, and low in every other stat, including VIT, which kinda blows, you're a glass canon, looks like. And you have way, way too many credits. You should probably figure this game out."Hey Argo, know anything about this game?""Guns, lots of guns, that's about it, I'm not magic, I need to actually learn info, I don't just absorb it" "Well shit, we'll need a guide..."You look around, and see a flash of blue hair.NO WAY, she's here?Chase after blue hairGo find a shop and figure your shit out alone
>>625980Better>Ballistics FistsRocket Punch? Rocket Punch.
>>625992>Chase after blue hair>GET HER, QUICK!
>>625992>Chase after blue hair
>>625992>Oi Sinnon!!>Give chase
>>625992>Chase after blue hairThis is all I've ever wanted.
>>625992>Figure out how to make characters transfer appearances pretty much perfectly>Kirito still looks like a trapNot that I'm complaining, but any reason his avatar didn't do the same? I want some damn consistency.
>>626048Because he transferred to ALO first, also I'm just kinda fiating the "random" character body generation>>625992"I uh, think I found our guide" you say, pointing at a blue haired girl that was ducking away from the plaza into a side-road "she clearly knows where she's going, and I think she'd help us out" "what makes you say that?" Says Kirito, crossing his arms"Just a hunch" you say, winking at Incog, who instantly understands "I'll track her down!""Not like that you won't" you say, holding her back "Argo, Kirito, you two should go talk to her while I deal with the crowd and get her out of this fucking police uniform"The crowd starts whispering again, as if being mentioned was a trigger to talk. "did he say Argo?""Oh my god it might be him""I think it is!"Claim you're not actually the Wolf-ManHowlSay you're the Wolf-man
>>625992>pinch Kirito's butt
>>626058>HowlDAMN IT ANON'S WE'RE IN THE GAME, HOWL.
>>626058>>626062>pinch kirito's butt, then pinch sinon's butt to compare the two
>>626058>Claim you're not actually the Wolf-ManWe're not fully in character are we? Fuck that, we can howl after we punch someone out.
>>626058>Say we're not actually wolf manI don't want to attract fucking PKers looking to loot our awesome shit
>>626058>HowlLet's do this.
>>626058>HowlThen obviously princess carry the cat-cop after the group otherwise it'll get awkward.We can't just stand around after something like that.
>>626058"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO" you howl into the sky, scooping Incog into your arms and piling through the crowd towards where Kirito and Argo had gone."HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!""GO WOLFMAN GO, GO WOLFMAN GO!""GET EM COPPER!"slap"there's only one cop dumbass, GET EM WOLFMAN!"You chuckle internally at the crowd's reaction as you turn a corner, your golden trenchcoat starting to float out behind you as you picked up speed. Just to try it out, you got into an alleyway and started kicking off the walls, realizing you could basically freerun as long as you wanted.High AGI was a blessing, as was high STR, as having both meant you could run rooftops with a cat-girl in your arms.You cleared a jump between two roofs, spotting three familiar faces down below. You gently set Incog down next to you and peeked over the edge of the building"So you guys need a guide? Well okay, I guess I can, but it'll cost ya, you guys are imports, right? I saw the crowd"Jump down and introduce yourselfLet Argo and Kirito handle this
>>626152also, will be taking a break here, will be back in an hour or two
>>626152>Jump down and introduce yourselfYes, From a game called SAO
>>626152>Let them handle this
>>626152>Let Argo and Kirito handle thisThis is there job after all.
>>626152>Jump down and introduce yourselfDefinitely not letting Kirito win the Sinon.
>>626152>Let Argo and Kirito handle this
>Come back>4chan is killhere's hoping this goes through!>>626152You hold Incog back, putting a finger to your muzzle to let her know to keep quiet. "Why would the crowd have tipped you off that we're imports?"Argo asks"Because imports are usually known on other games, they draw a crowd when they show up, especially if they're carrying equipment that's rare in the game they come from""Or, ya know, if they saved seven thousand people" Kirito snarks, rolling his eyes.Sinon freezes where she stands, eyes going wide."Holy shit, no way, you're with the Wolf-Man?"Cue further eye-rolling from Kirito, and a low sigh from Argo"Yes, obviously, we need a guide, obviously we're not used to using ranged weapons much, and our swords won't do much here, they'll just break"She nods "no, I understand completely, but uh, forget the thing about payment, I've got another way you can pay me back for this, assuming you've actually got the Wolf-Man with you""I can go find him if you're actually going to help us" "Yeah, it's in my best interest to help you guys now, like, this could be my golden ticket""Wait wait wait, hold up, what do you want us to do?""I'll explain when I see Wolf-man and Cat-Girl""Ugh, fine, I'll go g-EEP!" Kirito screams like a little girl as you land in front of him, recognizing your cue. "I'm the Wolf-Man" you say "now what's our end of the bargain?"Incog lands behind you, grinning, thankfully you had gotten her to get back into her normal outfit or you two wouldn't look NEARLY as impressive. As it was you were standing there with a golden hooded trench coat, open to expose your bare chest, golden shorts that went halfway down your calves, and a gold wolf head. Your brown leather boots were lined with golden fur, as were your gauntlets. In short, you made an impressive image, and Incog's outfit -all black with gold trim, in her usual style of short skirt and top and longer boots- complemented yours. "Holy shit it's really you... Okay, so, there's this competition coming up, player versus player, called the Bullet of Bullets. The last two were every man for themselves, but this time -and these things are like every two weeks- this time it's Squad based, last one standing wins, and it's HUGE, since you can transfer money into real life currency and the reward is enormous, especially this time, when it's split among a squad of 5!"She sounds really excited about this, and it sounds like a golden opportunity f-wait SHIT, squads of five? That means if Death Gun is in this...Five Laughing Coffin Members.You hold back shivers. You weren't sure you wanted to face that, but you'd have to see, you could get a lot of guns with your current credit amount, or at least you think so.On the other hand, you could try to find him before this whole BoB shit went down.Accept Sinon's offerFigure shit out yourself and try to find Death Gun before the BoB
>>626424>Accept Sinon's offer
>>626424Accept Sinon's offer
>>626424>Accept Simon's offerNow what load out do we use.
>>626424>Accept Sinon's offerGrind, but still be on the look out for him.
>>626424>Accept Sinon's offergotta get best butt
>>626424>Accept Sinon's offerWhat would be a good gun for us? Someting that fits with the persona.
>>626424>Accept Sinon's offerWhat gun should we use? Someting that fits with the persona.
>>626448I still say FISTICUFFS! And maybe a shotgun as backup.
>>626457We could just be really hardcore and keep just our fists as our weapons.
>>626466Isn't there starship metal that's super stronk and can absorb lasers?We could go the P2W route and buy starship armor. Or bladed starship metal gauntlets.
Let's duel-wield LMGs
>>626497>Using gunsFists for life.>>626487Hopefully it doesn't weigh us down.Gotta keep that agility .
Buy as many Obrezes as we can
>>626424"Alright, we'll help you win this BoB thing" you say "but I'm in charge, got it?"She nods "of course, you beat Sword Art Online, you beat the guy who made the damn game, this is cakewalk for you, right?""Right, I suppose I did" you say "now, let's get going, the faster this is over, the better"She leads you to the biggest shopping center in the main city, and you take a look around. Incog picks up a combat knife and a revolver of some sort, seeming to be instantly in love... until she ditches the metal knife for a shorter plasma sword. Argo picks up an automatic rifle reminiscent of an AK-47, nodding to herself.Kirito does as Kirito does, grabbing the plasma sword and trying it out, finding it to be suitable. And Sinon has her Hecate Anti-Material Rifle.Everyone seems set, but what about you?Try using fistsSword/combat knifePistolShotgunRifleMinigunOther
>>626547Use POWER FISTS
>>626547>Try using fistsWE MUST BECOME THE MASTER'S OF CQC.
>>626547Even if people think we should stay in character we'll seriously probably be fucked. We should at least have a rifle in case our fists don't work out.
>>626547Power GlovesElectrical Punches
>>626547>>626561Get a Plasma-Minigun if possible on the off hand we need to destroy everything.
>>626547Get a pistolBut try to use fists.
>>626547>MinigunBig gun for big man.
Duel wield Desert Eagles
>>626547Spend an irresponsible amount of money in the p2w store.
>>626547Fuck it voting minigun
>>626592Changing to minigun
>>626547>Try using fists
>>626618>>626613>>626611>Abandoning the way of the fistsShameful
>>626547>Minigun>Golden wolf going around swinging a minigunAlright, I dig it.>>626630I agree but we can build a new Wolf Man, since I highly doubt fists are viable in a game where we can get shot from more than 200 meters of distance or something.
>>626590Ech, fuck it.>fist
>>626578>>626590>>626592>>626611>>626613>>626618>>626644You should be ashamed!
>>626547You look around, but there's just... there's fucking nothing that calls to you like using your fi-wait. You look upon them, and understand the value of infinity.They're perfect. You put them on, clamping the metal into place. This is anime if you've ever seen it. The gauntlets slide up your arms, revealing a ten shot revolving magazine that circled your wrist. This is the only weapon you COULD use. With this, you can punch someone and shoot them at the same time with the same motion. You see a button to try them out, and do so, grinning already. They're both loaded with mid-range shots, but you can see they can be loaded with shotgun ammunition, for when you can get up close and person, as you so like to do. You try throwing a punch and firing at the same time, right as the aim-assist circle centers on the target. You cackle with glee and throw another, and another, and another another ANOTHER!It's beautiful. Fists do work in this game, you can hit a guy from 50 feet away with bullet-fist. Fuck using traditional guns. You make your purchase, noting they even match the rest of your outfit. You feel like this is some reference you're not getting, but whatever, you love these things.Intermission while the QM does real life shit for 5 minutes
>>626665This is also good. Lets hope we can Kiirto our way between bullets and not get oneshotted with our tiny VIT.
>>626665Yes. This is good. Hehehe, Now To GRIND Up Our VIT STAT... wtf phone why the caps...
>>626675why would you Kirito your way anywhere when you have the real Kirito to do that?>>626665You're still grinning like a fool under your mask as you return to the main area. "Alright, I found my weapons" You say, holding up the now compacted gauntlets, which looked like nice golden bracers now. "Those don't look like weapons" Incog says "More like armor?""I'd have to ag-woah!" Argo for once in her life is actually surprised as you let the gauntlets extend over your fists and up your forearms. "and how about now?" you say, showing them the revolving magazine. "Nevermind, those are literally the only weapon I could see you using, god damn fist-machine." "hey, this fist-machine won Sword Art Online" "I didn't say it was a bad thing""So, BoB is in... two days, I imagine you'd all like to get used to your weapons?"You nod, as do Argo and Incog, Kirito seems already accustomed to his weapon, so he just offers free shrugs."Well, I know a few routes that monster hunting players prefer, if you want I can take you guys on a few runs before things get started, or you can do your own thing?"Practice with SinonDo your own thing
>>626738Practice with Sinon
>>626738>Practice with Sinonwe must get the best butt
>>626738>Practice with Sinon
>>626738>Practice with SinonI want that best butt. >>626738>when you have the real Kirito to do that?Because then Kirito would do all the work and steal the spotlight and the Sinon.
Right, I think I'm gonna end it here for the night.
>>626774well, with your current party members, I'm imagining combat is going to be you and Kirito getting in close and fucking shit up, with Incog as a support for melee/close range, Sinon at long range, and Argo providing suppressing fire, you two will probably be competing for the spotlight, but you'll be doing most of the actual damage, and at least have a ranged option.
>>626783How much is the Pinching damage on our gauntlets? May we test it out during our practice with Sinon and Kirito?
y'know it doesn't really fit (in my opinion anyway) too have us be the one that comes on to sinon... but incog probably will on her own, crazy cat that she is...also... if we tell the government that the killers are likely to target the BoB... couldn't they just station swat teams near the participants houses, though the issue is tying players to their in game ID's
>all our items transfered over>that includes the charisma crownEasy pay day at BoB.
We should probably warn Sinon about how the killers figure out the address. Then again, the psychopath probably already knows where she lives since they're friends and shit
>>627089That's right, we can go all Chris Hansen on these people.
>>627101We should hire him to camp our house with a few armed guards.>inb4 sued because laughing coffin commits suicide
>>627115Good point. Catfish it is.
For the people not in the discord.
>>627513We're going to hammer that blacksmith.Mark. My. Words.
>>627720Wolf-man is not mentioned in that scene;)
What is silica doing anyway?
>>628192ALO: REDUX with Pina.
>>628192Getting a normal hobby like raising pets.
>>628192You'll meet her again when you get out of GGO, along with some other folks.I reserve the right to make Lisbith vanish at any time to prevent myself from having to write smut
>>628534Damn you Kayaba. Doesn't want to write smut yet you tease us completely silly with smut.
>>628534Fuck that, I'll take Lizbeth without the smut then, Blacksmith second best girl.
So why was the ninja op?Did it get answered or am a fucken blind
>>628637Because he was higher level than us, had more PvP experience and was using an actual weapon.
>>628534Don't be a crybaby. Better then incest.
won't be running today as I recover my sanity after real life fucked with my head.
>>629692To bad, have a good day here's hoping you run tomarrow
>>629756I will be running tomorrow, I just got home late and had a bit of a "what the fuck" moment
>>629785also, because I'm an american, I'll be watching the two potential future presidents have a trainwreck on live TV
>>629853That will ruin any persons day
>>629885It was indeed an utter clusterfuck, and I don't think either of them actually got ahead, but they certainly put each other behind.
>>632001so... SOON-ish then?
>>626738Two Hours Later"Targets in sight, Rocket Cat is go"You grin, picking up Incog, who straightens her body as much as possible, like a diver. "Time to fly!"FOOMPHYou throw her with all your might up over the targets, and jump over the ridge you were all standing on, sliding down it with Kirito until you were about to reach the bottom, at which point you activated your new weapon's secondary ability, tucking yourself low to press your knuckles into the ground, you pressed their second trigger, initiating a rocket boost that allowed you to soar into the air, meeting Incog and changing her trajectory straight down into the group of players you were hunting, which had been distracted by Kirito and the explosions you had made with your launch. You were starting to understand why Kirito loved ALO so much, soaring through the sky like this was amazing!Your own trajectory took you over the group, landing on their opposite side. You landed on one knee like god damn superman, and launched forward in an explosive blast again, this time directly into the backline of the group, which was already in chaos because there was a cat-girl with a plasma sword and a revolver kicking their asses, and a god damn ninja deflecting their bullets, while their only member with a non-plasma weapon had been eliminated instantaneously from who the fuck knew how far away, and they were also getting shot at by a full auto rifle.Your fist collided into someone's head, and you blasted it off with a bullet, grinning wildly under your mask as his brain matter went everywhere before vanishing in a puff of crystal. You swept another target's legs and punch-gunned them to the ground, finishing them off with a curb stomp while you threw a shotgun blast into their second to last member, leaving the last for Incog, who was literally dancing to some music only she could hear, cutting the poor bastard to ribbons but not letting him die. More cat-like every day, it seemed, now she was playing with her prey during an actual ba- okay you couldn't even THINK that without half cracking up. The poor bastards were almost instantly eliminated, honestly by making a show of it and attacking from so far away rather than setting up an actual ambush you had wasted time and ammo, not that you minded, because hot damn this was fun. Everyone collected themselves and their new loot, which amounted to a pitiful number of credits, and grins a mile wide."No one told me we could block bullets with a plasma sword in this!" Kirito exlaimed"Wait, you can do that?" Incog said, pulling out her shorter blade "this just gets better and better!""glad we have two of them then" Argo says "Say, what's the max level here?"hold while OP writes more shit
>>632285"There's no limit, but things get stupid hard to grind after about level 20, and even PKing isn't worth it, so you'll be seeing people at level 30 tops at the BoB, and the difference between levels at this stage is so low it's not even funny, like, a level one against a level 5 will lose hard, but a level 20 against a level 30 has about even chances of winning if they play smart" Sinon says, joining the group at last. "Seriously? That's so stupid" you say"Well I mean the level soft-cap is a carry over from SAO's hardcap, because most devs are too lazy to remove it and think the leveling system is good enough"You roll your eyes "fair enough" Incog's got an odd glint in her eyes as both Sinon and Kirito turn around at the same time, which... does not bode well."EEEP!""hu-GAH! WHAT THE HELL!?"Your jaw drops.She literally just pinched both of their butts."Hmm... I give Sinon's an 8/10, Kirito's trap ass is like a 6/10"...Apologize for Incog and chastise herLaugh your ass off
>>632303>Laugh your ass offCorrect her that Sinon is actually a 10/10 and she needs to get better taste if she thinks otherwise.
>>632303Laugh your ass off
>>632303>Laugh your ass offWhat level are we?
>>632303"pffhehhhehHAHAHAHAHAH" You can't hold it in, that was just too god damn funny. "Oh god, Incog what in the fuck is wrong with you?""What? I had to, they were right there!""Where the hell is your self control, girl!?""I lost it about the same time I got trapped in a god damn MMO""That's not an excuse, I got stuck in the same fucking game!""Girls, girls, you're all pretty!" You say, throwing your hands up in a placating gesture."I'MNOTAGIRLIWILLFUCKINGSTABYOUINTHEDICKIFYOUSAYTHATAGAIN!" Kirito squeals out in his rapid high pitched voice, which only makes things funnier."I detect some anger issues in this one, it's rather humorous to see her scream about that after saying she has good mental health"You all blink, wondering who said that."...Yui?" Argo finally asks"Who else would it be?" She says, finally making a physical appearance next to you, wearing her usual white gown and carrying a tiny mic that she had developed the habit of dropping, in part thanks to you. "Okay, several questions, firstly, where the fuck did you come from?" Sinon asks"I came from Wol-mmph!""Please don't use my real name here, thanks" you say, taking your hand off her mouth"Ptoo! My apologies, Wolf-man, force of habit, in any case, I came from his computer, through a backdoor implanted into the game by me personally""...dude, is this your friend you were talking about?""Yeah, pretty much, I wasn't sure if she'd be of any help here though""Obviously I can be of help, I have access to the entirety of the game, as any system admin would!" "So, you could get the name of any avatar?""Well, I'd need to see the avatar first to put a name to the face, otherwise I merely have the names" This made things easier, assuming the in game name wasn't Sterben again. "I'm not sure having a little girl in the group will be very inconspicuous" Sinon says"Why not? This is simply my preferred form, if you wish, I could equip myself and change my avatar into something more adult""Well, they're only allowing five players per squad into the BoB""That is of no issue, I can enter myself into the battlefield as a... hmm, the best comparison I could make would be... have any of you ever played HALO?"Everyone looks at each other "HALO? I've heard of it, but I've never played it, apparently it went to shit after the 4th game or something" Kirito says"Well, in that game there is an AI implanted into the main character's helmet, allowing him to access information simply by asking, this would be similar, I would appear on your HUDS and see through your eyes, giving you any aid you wish!""Wouldn't that be cheating?"You hold up your hand "normally I'd say yes, but the guys we're going to be fighting are cheating too, because... I don't think we've told you why we're here: we're here to hunt down Death Gun and his crew""...Oh, well it's up to you then" She says, shrugging.Let Yui helpTell her to do something else
>>632492>Let Yui helpWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>632492Tell her to do something else
>>632492>Let Yui helpOnly with mapping and player names. Adjusting for aim is a no.
>>632492>let yui helpAlso we must fuck the boipussy to prove dominace
>>632492>Let Cortana help
>>632492"You can help out, Yui, just, ya know, don't give us aim-assist, I want to win under my own power, all I want is info so we can get Death Gun in the real world, maybe some mapping""Of course, I know aim assist wouldn't help you anyways, you always get too close to really miss!"You nod "Sounds good""So" Sinon says "We all gonna meet up tomorrow to sign up for the BoB, and then we get into the tournament, win the game and tell the police who Death Gun is?"You nod "sounds about right" you say, swiping to start logging out "I think I'm gonna head to sleep, got real life bullshit tomorrow, but in the afternoon we can sign up, and then this weekend is the actual tournament" Everyone else starts logging out as well, and you wake up in the real world, sitting in a chair next to Argo and Incog. You take off your Amusphere, groaning as you got up and stretched while the other two got out of the game.pinch"GAH!" you yelp, leaping a foot into the air"Hmm, for a guy, that's a 10/10 ass!""...I'm inclined to agree"You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose"You guys should be getting home, we've got fuckin school tomorrow"Argo nods and takes her leave, giving you a kiss on the cheek before she headed out the door, but Incog sticks around for a little bit, crashing on your couch and flicking through channels before giving up and going to Netflix."So when are we gonna fuck again?"Roll 1d20 to avoid dropping your spaghetti!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>632635PASTA NOW
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>632635
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>632635
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>632635Avoid teh seks
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>632635
>>632635>Argo nods and takes her leave, giving you a kiss on the cheek before she headed out the doorArgo a cute.
>>632688You contain your autism, and avoid throwing spaghetti on the floor. "When we're out of high school and I've got a stable job that may or may not involve playing games"She huffs"but I'm hooorny, I think the games broke my brain, I wasn't like this last year!""It's called puberty, Incog, I have to deal with it too""But this is diiiferent, I swear!"You roll your eyes, taking a seat next to her with some literal spaghetti, well, leftover chicken picatta from like three days ago, but it's still got spaghetti in it."Uh huh, I'm sure the loominati did it""Okay, I know you're being an ass right now, but for real, I think these games did something to my sex drive, it's stupid high, and I can't just order something online to help, ya know? My parents would find it!"You think you have a solution, but at the same time it would be awkward as fuck.Alternatively, you could just give in to your own libido, but that could end up being a very bad thing. Let her order her "help" through you and keep it at your placeJust give in and dick the cat-girl
>>632766Just give in and dick the cat-girl
>>632766>Let her order her "help" through you and keep it at your placesadly we're the responsible one, that said... can't we just find a secluded spot when playing ggo and have it out there? even takes care of contraception.
>>632766>Let her order her "help" through you and keep it at your placeYa know Kayaba, if someone had told me that I'd one day have to pick between these choices in an SAO quest I'd have laughed in their face and called them crazy.
>>632766>Let her order her "help" through you and keep it at your place
>>632766Just finger and eat her out.
>>632766> Fuck herPastebin Wen Kayaba?
>>632766why not both.
>>632766"...you do realize you could like, order it through me, right? I've got the disposable income right now, we could keep it here so your parents don't find it or whatever" she blinks "so you won't have sex with me, but you'll let me masturbate in your house?""It is literally only because I don't want to get you pregnant before we're out of high school, that's like my number one nightmare" She rolls her eyes "obviously we can use a condom or I can take contraception pills""there's always the risk, and for all I know you'd stab the condoms and take sugar" "Point taken, fine, I'll order my stuff through you, hell, I'll even let you watch"Be still, your throbbing everything. She curls up next to you, resting her head in your lap "seriously, thank you, that's a load off my mind... why are we still watching this garbage? Everything went to shit after L died, maybe even a little before then"You agree, honestly, but you figure she'd want to know what happens to Light. "I like to finish what I start""Fair enough, but I'm picking what we watch after this!"You smile "alright, just no supernatural bullshit or whatever the fuck""GOD no, that shit's pure garbage worse than Attack on Titan, made even worse because it's live action and CGI"The two of you pass the rest of the night like this, and after asking her parents permission and assuring them several times you wouldn't be doing anything naughty, she got to stay over, so you got to snuggle up on your comfy as fuck bed and gently fall asleep...Please Hold
>>632869Hellsing or nothing baby cause he is a fuckmothering vampire known as the crimson fucker
>>632869>"I'll even let you watch"M-muh fetish
>>632869BEEP BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER WAKE THE FUCK UPYou groan, reaching a hand blindly for your phone to shut up your self-made recording. "Five Thirty is too. god. damn. early" you say, pulling yourself out of bed, turning to find that Incog is still sleeping soundly. She looked odd without her headband, which was on the nightstand on her side, well, you guess it wasn't really her side since she was sleeping here temporarily, but still. You do the SSS, and get dressed while she's asleep. You kinda wanted to let your beard grow out, but right now it looked like a patchy piece of shit if you didn't shave daily and you didn't exactly have a Wolf Mask to put on while it grew. You look down on her after throwing on your school uniform, and wondered what to do...Wake her up nowGo cook breakfast
>>633060Cook breakfastI assume we will roll to see if it is shit
>>633060Go cook breakfast
>>633060>Go cook breakfastShe can't bother us if she's asleep.
>>633060>Go cook breakfast
>>633060>Go cook breakfastBe a good boyfriend, faggot.
>>633060>Go cook breakfest
>>633060You decide to be a gentlemen and go cook breakfast, a scrambled egg with some cheese and a blueberry english muffin were your usual fare, but fuck it, you woke up too damn early because you were too lazy to set your alarm half an hour ahead, might as well use the time and make some waffles. You pull out your relatively new waffle iron and a few other cooking utinsils as Yui wakes herself up at 5:45, like she does every other day. "Morning Wolfgang, I see you're cooking something, want me to pull up some recipes?" "Yeah, sure, uhh, Belgian waffles, if you could""Alright, here, I get the feeling you want something fast, this one doesn't take long to prep or to cook" You had gotten used to her matter of fact way of saying things, and the fact that she was god damn CREEPY with her perception, like Windows 10 Cortana on... all of the drugs, all of them. "Thanks, Yui, anything interesting happen while we were asleep?""No, I'm not finding anything you'd be interested in, seems to have been an uneventful night""Has Kayaba surfaced?""No, I'm not certain he was successful in uploading his brain into the Seed, he is either very good at hiding -which is entirely within the realm of possibility, given that he created the system he is hiding inside- or he failed" You weren't sure what to make of that, two months and NO ONE had reported seeing him in any of the Seed-based games, not even ALO2, Kirito's private project... which still hadn't been released despite the fact that GGO got made in like a fucking week. Maybe he just wanted to put some god damn effort into it, or he was learning as he went, knowing him, probably both. It didn't take long to make the batter, though cleaning your mess up was a hassle. You made a tall stack of waffles, and when they were done, went to check on Incog, who you found pulling on fresh panties."Oh, hey, what smells so good?"On the other hand, you will NEVER get used to how carefree Incog was about her body. "Waffles" you say, leaning against the door"Oh my god I love waffles, you are the BEST!" she says, getting her bra on. "Eh, I had the time, it wasn't that hard""Unlike something else, eh eh?"You roll your eyes, and in the same motion check to make sure your boner wasn't showing.It was not, thankfully"I saw you looking, thanks for proving I don't have to work to get you to pop a stiffy"God Damnit. You sigh, accepting defeat and going to get plates ready, real butter, not margarine shit, and maple syrup direct from Canada. "You know, for someone who proclaims themselves to be the Wolf Man, you're not leading your pack very well" Yui says, dropping her little mic."Hush you, I let her win or she stabs me with a kitchen knife, don't you know females are usually the leaders in the animal kingdom?""Humans are the exception" You finish getting both plates ready, glass of Orange/Apple juice included, and set them on the kitchen island. Please Hold as OP writes comfy
>>633182>"Humans are the exception"I see Yui knows little of the world.
>>633182She comes out, dressed in her school uniform, which, as you had heard to no god damn end, she hated. Wasn't open enough for her. She did wear the cat ears though, which for some reason the school allowed. "Think they have a surgery to make you real cat ears yet?""Nah, I'd have gotten it already""Course you would have, what am I even asking""Actually, if I may interject" Yui says, her voice coming from your phone "such a surgery is available in the USA, the state of California to be specific, and it costs One Hundred Thousand USD to have it preformed"Incog gives you the kitten eyes.Roll 1d20 to resist!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)>>633236
Rolled 2 (1d20)O shit r we sending her to get actual cat ears if we lose?
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>>633236You manage to resist it, because you know just how much money it was to get that shit, and you were not spending it so she could get real cat ears, it wasn't fuckin happening. "No.""Aww, please?""No""But I hate having human ears, they suck at actually hearing things and they aren't fluffy!""I know, but it isn't happening, not until I have at least double that, probably not even then" "Uuugh, fine, I'll get a job and pay for it myself!""And you are free to do that" you check your phone, noting it was almost time to go "eat up, we gotta get going, and I'm not having you run out the door with a waffle in your mouth like you live in an anime""But I do live in an anime, so do you, you said so yourself!"Shit, she got you there. "Uh huh, but that doesn't mean we have to act like it, besides you'd get your uniform dirty and you know how much Ms. Kratz fucking hates that" "Fuck Ms. Kratz, everyone in the school hates her""She's still the teacher, and you remember what happened last time"She nodded, and dug in "hmmph! gulp this is amazing!""I like to think I'm somewhat decent at cooking""Uh huh, that's why you avoided it like the plague in SAO""I had other skills I needed!""Uh huh, sure you did, that's why you grabbed blacksmithing, face it, you only made it this good with Yui's help"You hang your head in shame "yeah, I had some help""Not really, I just provided the recipe, you did all the work""Thank you Yui" you say, gulping down the rest of your apple juice and taking your last bite of waffle, putting the rest of the stack in the fridge for later "Let's get out of here" She shoves a whole damn waffle in her mouth, washing it down with orange juice."Yeah, let's go"The two of you pull your bikes out of the rack at the bottom of the building, and away you go.15 minutes later"Ready for another day in hell?" Incog asks you"Oh please, this can't be any worse than last monday, or ya know, getting trapped in a video game in another god damn world" "Point"The two of you get to class, where Kirito, Asuna, and Lisbith were chatting about something, Argo wasn't here yet, and Silica was in another classroom, but that was fine, you weren't exactly willing to put up with her hero worship bullshit, and you weren't sure she even knew who you were, lots of students didn't.Kibaou walked in, grinning "alright losers, class is in session!"Please Hold while OP strangles the character limit
>>633305"Oh shut up spike-head, you're not king of the castle, Diavel was""H-hey! I was in second place, you were in fourth!""Actually, you were in third, Wolf Man was in second, and a lot of people thought he was the one really in charge"You took your seat, chuckling to yourself as Kirito gave the dumbass the verbal equivalent of a chipolate enema. CRACKthe sound of the ruler slamming into the desk made everyone jump, yourself included.Argo came in at about the same time, and hid herself in the back corner, right behind you and Incog. DING DONG DONG DINGGod damn Jap bells would always grate on you, and you had no idea why. "Class is in session for real, mister Baou, please take your seat"He got into his chair, and stayed quiet for the rest of the hour.Four Hours later"God I hate her, I hate her so much" you say, carrying a way, way too heavy briefcase in your hands, constantly switching it back and forth with your phone in your other hand, which contained Yui "Please actually help me on this stuff instead of giving me psych BS this time, I'm begging you""But then you wouldn't learn anything!""Will any of this shit matter in two years?""Well no, but if you didn't do the homework, you'd potentially fail the class, which would ruin your life in the long run"You roll your eyes, sighing "Well, at least Argo lets me copy off her work, granted she lets everyone do that, but I get it for free!""Who said it was free?" She says, smirking at you "you owe me... three dates, and one of them has to be a movie of my choice""Oh please, that's a bonus, not a cost" you say, sneakily rolling your eyes at her so only Incog would see"I saw that, I'll have you know I'm making quite the profit off of these deals, free meals and entertainment aren't usually easy to get""Uh huh, sure, that's the only reason you offered me the deal" "It is, you are capable of providing something I want, and I am capable of providing the same to you"You swing your briefcase onto your usual lunch table in the courtyard, plopping down next to Kirito You will never not call him Kirito, doesn't matter what his real name is Kirito just sounds so much better, and it makes him mad as fuck because it reminded everyone he was the shadowy edgelord good guy of the game. Incog sat next to you, followed by Argo, Asuna sat on Kirito's right, and completing the circle was Lisbith, who you still didn't know well, now that you thought about it. Maybe this was your chance, Incog seemed to enjoy her company, and you were pretty sure she was one of the best blacksmiths in SAO by the end of it all, so you had something in common, she'd be a good friend, honestly.You take a gl- OH SHIT.You do a double take, because wat.How the fuck have you not seen her until now?You rub your eyes, no way, this wasn't real.It was Sinon.You look back at Lisbith, furrowing your brow.Leave and talk to SinonTalk to Lisbith
>>633430Talk to Lisbith
>>633430>Talk to Lisbeth
>>633430>Talk to LisbithLet's get this over with.
>>633430>Leave and talk to Sinon
>>633430>Talk to Lisbith
>>633430>Talk to LisbithKayaba you are the absolute worst. Is what I thought originally, but then I remembered that I only care for GGO Sinon and not Shino or whatsherface.
>>633430>Talk to SinonLisbeth's in the same school as us.We can hassle her any time.
>>633430You have several questions, but you can let them rest for a bit, right? Right. You turn back to Lisbith"So, I'm just now realizing you and Asuna are the only ones at this table I can't consider my friends""What? What the hell dude, I thought you were cool with me hanging out with my frie-" You cut Kirito off before he rants"What I mean is I haven't really gotten to know either of them, like at all""Honestly I prefer it that way, Kirito says you're a bit of an asshole, and it takes one to know one!""Hey, woah, what happened to being nice to me!?""You kept asking me to stop, you thought it was creepy!""Honestly both of you seem to have severe mental issues" Yui pipes up"Hush robot child, the grown ups are talking" Kirito says"Actually I've found you both lacking maturity, acting more like ten year old children than teenagers, this isn't your fault however, puberty is shown to make humans much more emotional until they fully mature, though Wolfgang has proven to be surprisingly calm throughout the process, if a little more violent than most others, he still handles it far better than anyone else at this table."She dropped her mic, you didn't see it, but you heard the sound of it hitting the wooden floor of her virtual room through your phone. "Well screw you too robot child!" Kirito says, huffing and focusing on his food."Soooo" you say, trying to get things back on track "what got you into this little circle anyways Lisbith? I know Asuna is here because she's Kiri's girlfriend, but you kinda just showed up, what's your story?""Well... after my guild died on floor 5 I kinda became a hermit, and Asuna let me live with her as long as I kept working on her gear and making money, after we got out, she said I should hang out with you guys so I could get out of my shell... it's not really working, obviously""Well clearly you just need a hard dicking, Wolf-Man here is happy to provide the medication!" Incog says, slapping your shoulder over Argo."That's clearly false, r-right!?" Argo exclaims, blushing and scooting a little closer to you."Actually, experiencing orgasm helps a variety of mental issues, including depression! Of course, Dark Chocolate is also capable of producing the same chemicals, but Dark Chocolate is also unhealthy in large amounts, while orgasm has no known downsides that cannot be linked to other things, such as unprotected sex""...thanks, Yui" Argo says, sighing. "Uhhh... are you being serious, Incognito?""Yeah, totally, I'm up for it, I'm pretty sure Wolf-Man is up for it, and I can totally convince Argo here to let go of him for a bit, whatdya say Wolf-Man, you, her, a few condoms and morning after pills, then maybe you can do me too?"THIS IS NOT GOING HOW YOU EXPECTED.WHY INCOG, WHYYYYYYYYYY!?UHHHHHRemain Calm and say noThrow your hands in the air cause you just don't careYes
>>633585>Remain calm and say no
>>633585Only if we do it in order of first to newest.Asuna can join in after Lisbeth if she asks nicely.Incog to Argo to Lis to Asuna. The right way to harem and NTR.
>>633585Remain calm and say no
>>633585>Remain Calm and say no
>>633603>>633607>>633613I done goofed, or rather, 4chan goofed, UHHHHH is not an actual choice, simply an expression of your indecision.
>>633585>>633627Throw your hands in the air cause you just don't care
>>633627Could still have it be that Wolfgang.exe has shit down and needs to reset.
>Remain calm and refuse
>>633585Wolfgang.exe has shut down, and needs to restart. You fall unconscious for a brief few seconds, just long enough to fall off your chair, naturally. When you wake up again, Argo is face to face with you, apparently having fallen with you. "Oh thank god your okay, what happened?""I'm not sure, I'm hoping I just dreamed the last twenty seconds or so, what happened right before I went down?""Oh ya know, your cat-girl is inviting me to get out your magic sword and enter my cave"You sit up."That analogy falls apart when you realize I have never used a sword and likely never will" "Meh, my point is made, Incognito, you are weird""I attribute that to the fact that her parents unintentionally killed her sister and she was trapped inside a virtual world for two months knowing that she was dead, as well as the use of aphrodisiac potions increasing her real world libido" Wait wut."That's a thing?" You ask, taking your seat again."Well yes, what did you expect when virtual pain is known to cause real life trauma? Everything in the virtual world can affect the real you on some level" Well that explains a lot. "oookay then""So, got an answer for us?" Incog asks, waggling her eyebrows.Remain Calm and say NoYou're uncertainYes
>>633585>Throw your hands in the air cause you just don't careUHHHHHH
>>633669>Remain calm and say no>Not yet at least
>>633669>Yes....No...Maybe? I don't fucking know, just do whatever. Its not like I can stop you.
>>633669>YesNothing could possibly go wrong.
>>633669>Remain Calm and say No"Can I at least get to know her before whoring myself out?"
> Do I actually have a choice?Can we insist on going in order. Incog has first dibs, Mouseykins second and finally whoever else is jumping on our dick carousel.
>>633679I'll support this.
>>633669Not until things are more stable, at least with the payout from the ggo job we'll have some funds to work with if something goes wrong and somebody gets pregnant, so yeah, once things are stable we can experiment with inviting friends in to join the girl pile.
>>633669Changing my vote here >>633675 too >>633679
What the fuck am I reading?
>>633704Anon's making bad decisions
>>633681Is this a yes or a no?
>>633704The smut fags are winning anon. That's what's happening.
>>633713The darkest timeline
>>633669Remain calm and say no
You aren't on the discord guys. Trust me when I say this needs to happen.PASTEBINWEN
>>633710Nigga you're the one making bad decisions by writing this situation in the first place
>>633725What if I'm in the discord and not a smutfag?
>>633731Then you're not bullying the QM and that is terrible.
>>633727I've been trying to show Wolf-Man as relatively reasonable, and writing Incog as the crazy person for us to play straight man off of is too much fucking fun.AND IT'S TIED AGAIN
>>633731Not enjoying this train wreck. and forcing Kayaba to keep his promise.
I'm just gonna let this sit until next session, let you fuckers get your votes out. Night.
>Kayaba promised he'd write the smut if we ever got lisbeth.>We laughed it off as a joke.> the opportunity comes up and he shits himself when we go for it.Why are you all not jumping at this anons?
>>633682It's only fairThis
>>633669I vote yes
>>633669>Remain calm and say no
>>633669>yeah how about no
The Discord explosion was beautiful.Kayaba is best girl to bully.
>>633669>Remain Calm and say No
>>633669>Yesuuugh, this is probably a bad move
>>633669>Say noNo risks for STDs this way
>>633669>Say NoIt's not the anons making bad decisions, it's you
>all of this samefaggotryWew
>>633741This.>Oh lord yes.
>>633669>NoHow about when we haven't just meant?
>>633887A proper dicking is the best introduction.
can Lisbith 3D-print dragon dildos
Fuck it let's get it over with >Yes
>>633669>Yes, no, maybe.
15 Yes, 12 No, 3 UndecidedRest in peace what little innocence I had left.
KayabaQM is asleep, post THICC
>>634521Ora you madman this is a blue board
>>634526You want a blue board, but you need the thicc pussyyy!
>>633669>Apologize to Liz for not saving her friends in time
No, I won't repeat the questionSOON™
How fucked am I if I've caught up with the threads but I'm not in the discord
>>634977Very fucked, you're missing 20 metric fucktons of shitposting.
THE VOTE IS TIED AGAINMAKE UP YOUR MINDS FOOLS, I CAN'T WRITE WITHOUT A VOTE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER
>>635113KAYABA, YOU STUPID FUCK. IT WAS CALLED EARLIER. STOP LETTING MORE AND MORE VOTES COME IN. IT WON'T FUCKING END IF YOU DON'T.
>>635113How about all three of them do it
>>635113>YES! YES! YES!do it faget
>>635113yes you faggot
>>635113Do a contentious vote (10 minute window, strict format, etc.) on here and then we can move on?
>>635152WE HAD THAT ALL NIGHT, HE CALLED IT HERE>>634501he is retarded
>>635161long timeline votes promote samefagging, it seems reasonable to just try it again. I'm not in the discord though so maybe I don't see why everyone's so buttflustered
>>635123This wasn't me, what the fuck?Guess some asshat figured out my trip, time for a new one, hopefully less likely to get found.
>>635183>Trip has qm in itPerfect.
>>635196I'll confirm it's me on twitter real quick.
>>635221so are we having another vote or what?
Dick them all
>>635221You know you want this trip
>>635453mine is better, loser
>>635459I got btfo ;-;
>>635397no, my old count was good, and what I'm using. I'd say report the other guy but there's no rules about impersonation because in general this is an anonymous imageboard.>>633669In your moment of shock, you blurt out "yeah sure" then instantly widen your eyes.Dude what are you doing!I DON'T KNOW I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING!Kirito spits out his soup and starts laughing his ass off "Holy shit dude, are you okay?"You give him your best "HELP ME" look, then turn back to Lisbith, who is also laughing "That's amazing, I didn't expect you to actually say yes!" Too late now, you had to roll with it. "...to be honest, that was kinda out of the blue for me, but now I've said it and I'll stick with it""You don't have to, god we've literally just started talking to each other, and uh, Argo doesn't look happy"You turn to find your foxrat -who was still gripping your arm- giving you a death glare "call it off""Okay, okay" you say, throwing a hand up, hoping you weren't about to get stabbed "fine, won't do it""Good, I get to have first crack at her!" Incog exclaims, giving Lisbith a lewd look."Oh, that's how you are, huh?""As I said, the use of aphrodisiacs within Sword Art Online has affected her real world libido, and is most likely also affecting Wolfgang and Argo, though apparently it is not as severe a case for them""Thank you Yui, I think we get it" You say, sighing."Sooooo, where we gonna do it?" Lisbith asks IncogShe gives Argo a glance, then Kirito "Hey Ki" He frowns as she continues "how's your game coming along?"He blinks "It's uh, almost ready? I could send you guys a download if you wanted""Great, that means I'll be able to get my ears, and a tail! Alright, I'll meet you two in ALO~" She says, pointing at Lisbith and Argo, picking up her bags in the lewdest way possible, and pressing herself against your other side."As for you, I think we need to have a talk, mister Alpha Wolf"internal panicking intensifiesYou force yourself to keep a neutral face, and the three of you head back to class.Several hours laterYou get back to your flat and park your bike at the bottom, locking it up carefully. Incog, Argo, and now Lisbith do the same "This is gonna be great, you got the game copies Yui?" Incog asks"Yep! I've uploaded them into all the Amuspheres" "Remember, you two have to get signed up for the BoB before you get into ALO""Right, right, catching a criminal, I remember"You roll your eyes as the four of you enter your flat, Lisbith coming with you was Incog's idea, naturally. Argo seemed to be warming up to her now that the prospect of her getting your real D first was out of the question. You all get into GGO rather quickly, finding Sinon and signing up for the BoB as a squad. Prelims were tomorrow and the final fight was the next day. You could stay in GGO and talk to Sinon, but on the other hand...Stay with SinonGo to ALO2 with Argo and Incog
>>635497>Stay with SinonWe have to sign up for BoB and frankly some time away from our harem (because that's what anons have turned this into, dammit) would be good
>>635497>Stay with SinonALO a shit. Other girls that aren't Sinon a shit.
>>635497Stay with Sinon
>>635497>Go to ALO2 with Argo and Incog
>let Argo and Incog go do their sexual escapades in ALO2We will stay here and get some practice with Sinon. Refuse to fall behind in this game due to druggings and sexings. We can do that later once we are the King of iron fist
>>635497>Stay with SinonHarem a shit and Sinon a qt
>>635497>>Go to ALO2 with Argo and Incog
>>635497>Stay with Sinon
>>635497>stay with Sinon
>>635497"You guys go on ahead and have your fun, I'm gonna hang out with our teammate for a bit""uh huh, have fun!~" Incog says, logging out with her back to you just to tease you with dat ass. One very stupid question leading to a very long exposition dump about how Sinon shot a guy later"...and then I decided to work my way up to guns, and start out using swords and the like, so I picked up SAO... and then I got stuck in it"Wait wut."For real? You too?""Yes, that's why I wanted to be on your team, you're like a legend to me, I probably would have died had you not intervened""Huh. that explains a bit honestly, like why I saw you at the school today""Oh shit really? Uh... who were you? Wait, were you at that table with Kirito?"You sigh, "yeah, Incog's... kinda on the crazy side, I try to keep her in check but sometimes she manages to throw me for a loop and I say something stupid""PFFFT, I saw that, holy shit that was hilarious!"The two of you started swapping stories, apparently she had been a solo player and had moved from swords to thrown weapons, and now she was using guns, though she avoided pistols like the plague until she felt she was ready. The trauma of getting stuck in SAO seemed to only make her better though, and she wasn't as traumatized by it as you remembered in the real show, where pointing a finger at her would make her break down. It was a vast improvement, in your opinion. By the time you realized you needed to get out of the game over four hours had passed and it was 1 AM.Fuck your life, you gotta stop talking to girls. Or maybe not, Incog would stab you if you did that, and Argo would rob you blind. "Well, I need to get out and see if the girls trashed my house while I was in here"She nods "Alright, uh, see you tomorrow?""Yeah, see ya"You think you made a friend, now the question is if she wants to jump your bones like all the others.Ah, the curse of being relatively attractive and the savior of over seven thousand people. You wonder if the God-Emperor had to deal with this bullshit when he wasn't stuck to his chair.Man, asking him about that would be cool. Course, you had no idea how you ended up in this situation in the first place.You pull off your helmet, and find yourself asking that situation again.All three girls are passed out in their now sopping wet chairs.You sigh, rolling your eyes as you groan and stretch, putting your Amusphere away.Wait for them to wake upPut them to bed and start cleaning up
>>635692Put them to bed and start cleaning up
>>635692>Put them to bed and clean up
>>635692>Put them to bed and start cleaning up
>>635692>Put them to bed and start cleaning up...W-what could go wrong?
>>635692>Wait for them to wake up
>>635692>Put them to bed and clean up>Set alarm to wake up earlier than usual to make breakfast again>Be best husbando
>>635692You've been working out, and they're actually pretty light all things considered, so you pull back your bed covers and carry them into your room one by one, until the bed is full, at which point you tuck them in and go to check your chairs.You sigh, and get your steam cleaner out. God damn messy girls, spraying fluids all over your furniture, if you had known this was the mess they'd make you'd have laid down plastic for them. You get to work, and about three fucking hours later, the furniture is clean again. You put your steam cleaner back and look at your phone. Yui was sleeping, and it was 4 AM.Go the fuck to sleepStay up
>>635736>Go the fuck to sleepJust lay out on the couch and drink like 5 red bulls to keep going.
>>635736Go the fuck to sleep
>>635736Pass out of the couch.
>>635736>Go the fuck to sleep
>>635736>Go the fuck to sleep>people actually voted to clean up for themW-what?
>>635736>Go the fuck to sleepbut browse the net for a bit first, see if we can get any details on BoB competitors
>>635765It's our house man. I didn't vote but fuck cum crusted couches.
>>635765Wolfgang is actually a kind of responsible human being, we've been playing him straight prior to our harem lust taking over
>>635778That's a damn good point. I'd probably have just gone to sleep and let them there though.
>>635765Best husbandoAlso fuck crusty furniture
>>635779>prior to our harem lust taking overI blame anons and Kayaba mentioning lewds at all.
I just wanted to bother Kayaba.
>>635824I knew I was in for a wild ride when i started reading, honestly even with the lewds its kind of meh in comparison
>>635779I like to think when you guys make lewd choices it's because of Incog's aphrodisiacs taking over for a short time>>635736You crash into the couch, making sure your alarm is set for... eight thirty, that should be a good time to wake up, though you'll probably hate yourself for it. Within minute's your passed the fuck out, and off in dreamland.The next morningYou groan as your alarm goes off, shutting off your phone and stretching. Your hoodie was crumpled up behind your head as a pillow, and all you had on was a T-shirt and some gym shorts, because they were comfy."Morning Wolfy!"Your eyes snap open, finding Incog hanging over you with a plate of waffles."Got these for you!"You take them, getting a deep whiff of them to check for poison, not finding any, you take a tentative bite, trying to see if you could taste anything.Still nothing."Did you slip something into this?""Nope, just threw them in the toaster oven and covered them with butter and syrup!"You sigh, having to take her word for it, she passes you a glass of apple juice and motions for you to scoot over, which you do, and she takes her seat beside you "Neither of the other girls are up yet, it' s just you and me, we could do anything...""Like get you your stuff like we talked about yesterday?""Yes, that!... oh yeah when's the BoB?""In about four hours or so" you say, checking your phone. Yui waved cheerfully "Hey Yui, mind checking when the BoB is?""Certainly, give me one moment"She closed her eyes "It's at 12:00, so you do not have four hours, but three and a half!""Thanks, good to hear that" "Soooo... let me make a list of fun stuff I want""you do that"She gets up and starts scrolling through... is that Bad Dragon? Holy shit that site's still going, you're amazed. "Hey, want a horse pussy?"What.You put your dishes in the sink and look over your shoulder.Holy shit that's real, that's hilarious."I think I'm good""Good, if you had said yes I would have had to find a way to fit that inside me, and it just would not happen, look how big it is!""Do I wanna know why that's a requirement?""Well obviously I can't let you fuck anything that isn't me or the girls I've allowed in"...wut"I uh, chose those girls though, Argo at least.""You think you did!~" She says in a singsong voice.Right, let's get off this topic before you question existence any more than you normally do given your situation."So, made your choices?""Yeah... they're a little on the pricey side, but you can get all these, right?"She scrolls down a relatively short list."...do I wanna know why there's a T-Rex cock in there?""for when I need to teach a girl a lesson"nopenope nope nope."forget I asked""I will""Fine, get all these, whatever" you say, throwing up your hands, the total cost had been like a thousand dollars, so, pretty cheap all things considered. "Yay! Thanks Wolfy!"Please hold while kayab
strangling of character limit intensifies>>635857Eventually, Argo wakes up, along with Lisbith. "Mornin folks" Lisbith says, turning beet red when she looks at the chairs "d-did we make a mess? Oh god I'm so-"you hold up a hand "A quantum supercomputer calculating for a thousand years could not begin to approach the number of fucks I do not give about that, literally just warn me if you guys are going to be messy and I'll lay down some plastic or something so it's easy to clean""I can see why you all like him, he's literally the perfect gentlemen!"Shit you were, it was weird how that happened."I trained him like that, obviously!"You freeze, and turn slowly to look at Incog.Accept your fateTry to reclaim your title as Alpha
>>635925Reclaim your title as AlphaNah, Fuck you bitch. You're the one under me. Ain't no try here.
>>635925>Try to reclaim your title as alpha"Might I tell you I'm the one providing you the toys and the place to have the fun at. Also, I do this of my own volition thank you very much"
>>635925>Try to reclaim your title as Alpha
>>635925>Try to reclaim your title as AlphaGet back in line.
>>635925ROLL 1D20 (FIRST ROLL ONLY) TO BECOME THE ALPHA MALE!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>635943
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>635943
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>635943
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>635943QM GOT A KEKING FETISH.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>635946Oh Fucks
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>635943
>>635946so uhthat didn't happen
>>635946Niceu jobbo, Omega bitch.
>>635943Bullshit, Should totally at least be BoT.
>>635857>"You think you did!~" She says in a singsong voice.This is exactly why you don't stick your dick in crazy. Terrifying.
>>635943"W-waht?" You stammer "what the fuck? I'm the one providing you with all this shit""Exactly, I trained you that way, what, you think the aphrodisiacs were the only thing I put in your food?"You blink several times "Excuse me?""Well obviously I had to be in control, couldn't let you run off with some girl I didn't approve of!"This was getting creepier by the second. You slowly start backing away."Wolfgang, I believe Incognito and I need to talk, could you leave us alone for an hour or so?""Yep, not a proble-GAH!""Oh no you don't, MMPH!"She kissed you, and it was too fucking good, your mind started fading, and before you knew i-BEEP BEEP BEEP WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERYou groan and shut down your alarm, finding no one else had woken up yet.Man that was a fucked up nightmare, or was it a dream?You should probably ask Yui about it. You check in on the girls, finding them spooning together, with Incog as the big spoon and Lisbith as the little, Argo between them. Go make breakfastTalk to Yui about the dream
>Talk to Yui while making breakfast.It's the best option really.
>>636024i'll back this >>636026
>>636024>Talk to Yui about the dream
>>636024>Talk to Yui about the dreamIf it was real I'm honestly suggesting calling in our favor's to get her locked up in an insane asylum, Or hire a hitman because honestly fuck this shit.
>>636026Sounds good.>>636034We could always try to make the problem worse by dicking her. Maybe if it gets bad enough she'll magically get fixed.
>>636024"Yui... what day is it?"She gives you the date, and thankfully it's what you expected, the BoB prelims are in three and a half hours again. You check your internet history: no Bad Dragon. It was really a dream."Okay, Yui, I need some psychoanalysis while I get breakfast ready, I had the most fucked up dream""Let me go through my recordings... yes, you did indeed seem to be suffering from a nightmare of some sort, though there appears to be hints of arousal, which have lasted into the waking period!"You pull the stack of waffles out of the fridge "Sooo, Incog is getting better right? She has no controlling tendencies?""Not that I am aware of! If anything, she seems to be more submissive to you than when you were trapped in Sword Art Online!"Huh, that's news to you. "I hadn't noticed" You say, throwing quite a few into the toaster oven and pulling out butter and syrup. You were glad you made so many of these things, you had enough to feed four easily, probably with still more leftovers. "So, my dream was basically that Incog has been drugging me to be the perfect boyfriend slash gentlemen slash future husband, and was actually the "alpha" of our little group... how much of that is true?""None of it, my biological analysis has revealed no foreign chemicals inside your body, and as I said, she's submissive to you"That was a relief. You got breakfast ready and went to check on the girls, who were still asleep.Wake them upDo something else (write-in, QM reserves the right to say no)
>>636061>HowlThe only acceptable way to wake them all up
>>636067I second this
>>636061>Wake them up>>636067Nah that's just mean.
>>636061Voting this >>636067
>>636061>Do something else (write-in, QM reserves the right to say no)Give Yui the information we have about GGO from what we remember, note the difference in timeline free for all vs squad based BoB. Check the names of the Laughing coffin members alive due to early release against the names we remember from the show
>sit on the couch with a" kiss the cook "apron and nothing else
>>636076As far as I know all the girls like it. It's better than a blaring alarm imo
>>636067Agreeing, but make sure we're carrying waffles at the same time
>>636061You scroll through your phone for a recording of your In-Game Howl, which was much more impressive than what you could manage in the real world."AWOOOOOOOOOO"All three of them start awake, gripping each other in fear or something, you weren't entirely sure. "Holy shit dude, what the fuck!?" Lisbith yells, throwing a pillow at your face.Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to dodge!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>636130REEEEE
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>636130
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>636130
Here, promise kept:http://pastebin.com/dydcfEQM
>>636130You duck under the pillow, grinning as you tuck your phone into your shorts. Start a pillow fightGo get breakfast
>>636150>glop glopIncog confirmed futa.>>636157>Go get breakfast
>>636157>Start a pillow fight>Destroy them.
>>636150Hah, that's perfect.
>>636150When Kayaba is a faggot
>>636157>Start a pillow fight>Get the one with our pet rock in it>Be sure to punch through the thin parts of the pillow for maximum damage
>>636157>Go get breakfast
>>636150Incog exited GGO and made a fresh character in ALO2, which had a small beta test server running, courtesy of Kirito. Next to her, Argo and Lisbith did the same thing. The game loaded up quickly, and the character creation process began. She chose the Cait Sith race, because Fluffy Ears a best, and the tail only made it better! She let the character creation process take place, "randomizing" her body, except not really, it took her real body data and tweaked it slightly. She found herself with strawberry-blonde hair and ears, the same going for her tail. She had her usual style on, and next to her was a Gryphon, nice. A few moments later, Argo spawned next to her, having chosen the same race, though her hair was now blue for some reason. "Nice, we're both pussies!" Argo rolled her eyes "I guess that's one way to put it." A few moments later Kirito just fucking appeared "you guys need a teleport?" "Yeah, get us over to where Lisbith is" "And give us some privacy" Argo adds. He blinked a few times "I wasn't certain you guys were serious, but if that's what you want to do... fuck it, enjoy, I'm gonna go stab some dragons" BWEEW. The teleport sound was fuckin weird, but neither of the girls cared, as they were now standing in a line for the pirate ship ride at the carnival.https://youtu.be/MIEeKI0qYII "So we doing this or what?" "Well duh, we're doing this" AND THEN THEY RODE ON THE PIRATE SHIP! "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" exulted all three of them.
>>636157"Hey, I've got food, don't throw pillows at the wolf that's feeding you" you say, tossing the pillow back and grabbing everyone's plates.And then comfy happened for a while, and after Lisbith went home, the remaining three of you logged into GGO. It was time to fight. End of Session
>>636190>AND THEN THEY RODE ON THE PIRATE SHIP!Too fucking lewd Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>636229i was not raped at a carnival
I'm worried I'm burning out, but I might just be tired today, we'll see how things go tomorrow.Either way... how was this session?
>>636334Good run man, thanks for the play
>>636334You did good KayabaI'm sure the constant hounding by us fags doesn't help but do go at your own pace. Quality is far more important than quantity.
>>636334i like iti really like the interactions between everyoneand to be honest i like the story so far tooi actually think its a great story that a girl with a little mental issue can open up to you all in all i hope this goes on for a while
Fuck missed the thread. Damn you timezones.
Running a quick test. If this works I might end up running sporadically throughout the day as well as during my usual time.
>>637692haha, wi-fi filters can't stop me!God damn 3-day autosage, making a new thread will be almost impossible, which is why I'll be using this one for the time being, I'll switch to a new one at the usual time.>>636224You check your gun-fists, making sure you could rapidly reload them and they were loaded with a combination of shotgun blasts and normal bullets. 20 shots before you HAD to reload, but you'd probably only need a few per fight and reload between fights. Incog loaded her revolver and checked her energy shield just in case some group was trying to be a special snowflake crew and use energy weapons. For some reason plasma blades didn't get blocked by the shit, so that was nice. You had decided to keep the golden trench-coat, though you had changed to longer gold pants courtesy of Incog. On your right, Argo was cleaning her rifle meticulously along with Sinon, and Kirito was practicing with his plasma blade, occasionally letting his face flash in irritation as the light blade went slightly out of his control as he overcompensated for it's weight.The preliminaries were Squad v. Squad, but you weren't worried about them too much. What worried you was that Laughing Coffin had been so blatant about their existence here, not even changing their guild/squad name on the roster.Maybe it was because you knew what they were capable of, or just the fact that they were murderers, but they bothered you a bit just being out in the open while at the same time not revealing their names. The others didn't know who Death Gun was, and you weren't sure you wanted to tell them more than they already knew. Hell, Kirito didn't even seem to realize Laughing Coffin was the same guild from SAO, either that or he hadn't looked at the roster at all.>Tell them Death Gun is in Laughing Coffin and Laughing Coffin is from SAO>Leave them in the dark so they don't get scared
>>637713>>Tell them Death Gun is in Laughing Coffin and Laughing Coffin is from SAOI wonder if the burgers are still asleep?
>>637713>Tell them Death Gun is Laughing Coffin from SAO
>>637713>Tell them Death Gun is in Laughing Coffin and Laughing Coffin is from SAO
>>637713You look up at the timer, noting you had about ten minutes left before the prelims started and you went up against... some fuckin group you didn't care they seemed to be nobodies. Speaking of the roster, you had chosen to name your Squad the Wolf Pack, because why not. "Alright, I've got something to tell you guys" you start "I know who Death Gun is, or rather who he's a part of""Why is that important?" Sinon asks"Because they're the same as us, SAO Survivors, and more than that... they're Laughing Coffin" You point up at the roster, where the name was prominently listed on the other half, which meant you wouldn't meet them unless you both made it to the finals, which was unlikely. "oh SHIT" Kirito exclaims "For real? those assholes are here?!""No way..." Argo says, seeming to recall your last real encounter with the guild, where you had to carry everyone away, and only through sheer luck were you all alive today."How the hell did you figure it out?" Sinon asks, her eyes going narrow."Well, I heard the description of Death Gun himself, and he sounded familiar, so I asked Diavel... and he's one of the guys we arrested on floor three, Red Eyed XaXa, but I don't think he's going under the same name, and then there's the fact that the icon for their squad is identical to the one they used in SAO" You point again to the icon next to their name. "Shit, now I feel stupid" Kirito sighs "So, Wolf Pack v. Laughing Coffin, how are we going to deal with them?""I get the feeling we're not the only ones using b-"Something cold and hard presses against the back of your neck, and a rasping voice comes from behind you."Hey, Wolf-Man, long time no stab!"An arm flashes in front of your face, letting you see two tattoos:A Laughing Coffin Symbol next to the letters JB, both done in black ink. Johnny Black.The rest of your team looks ready to kill the guy on sight.But for all you know this guy just wants to talk...>Let your team blow his fuckin head off>Let JB talk
>>637802>>Let JB talkShooting him doesn't get anything done now does it? He'll just respawn somewhere else and we lose potential info.
>>637802>>Let JB talk
>>637802>Let JB talkWe'll fuck him up in the battle anyways.
>>637802"What do you want" you growl, gesturing for the others to put down their weapons."Oh you know, catch up, chat about the old days, tell you that coming after us in this thing is asking to die, that sort of thing. Death Gun's a fun guy, when he found out how to kill people in the real world again the whole group was ecstatic! You have no idea what it's like to kill someone, do you?"Kayaba.You had killed him, you and Incog together had killed a man, his blood was on your hands, technically anyways. You were almost certain he was alive somewhere in the game, but that ALMOST bugged you. But at the same time, did he really get murdered, or was it suicide?>We've killed a man before>No, I wouldn't know the feeling, you monster.
>>637817>No, I wouldn't know the feeling, you monster.Assisted suicide. Kayaba very clearly wanted to die. We just helped hin out.
>>637817>No, I wouldn't know the feeling, you monster.
>>637817>Well, you got me there. Should I start my killcount with you?
>>637833>>637846Remember, this is abridged. Killing the assholes is smiled upon here.
>>637817>>No, I wouldn't know the feeling, you monster.Its a shame we never got that pk killer thing going.
>>637907C'mon, don't be a guy who's not down with executing people.
our harem is gamer trash
>>637817>We've killed a man before, but not for fun like you, asshole
>>637817>Bitch, you don't know my life
>>637817>Mock him- "I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die"
>>6378176"Nah, wouldn't know the feeling you fucking monster""oh-ho, someone's got some spunk! good on you, makes kicking you to the curb all the more fun! See you in the arena!~"He took the metal away from the back of your neck, and before you could turn around he was gone."Jesus christ" you mutter under your breath. That spooked the shit out of you, and the fact that you were spooked pissed you off. "So, shoot him in the head first?""Yeah, he's not the one actually killing people in the real world, though he did before, but even without being Death Gun he's a real threat. I assume he's using the same username here... Yui, did you get all that?""Yes, this recording will be quite insightful, I've already sent a copy to our 'friend' using your email.""Thanks Yui"The alarm sounds, and everyone vanishes in a flash of blue light, appearing in some sort of forest area, behind you is a blue lattice, clearly the boundary, and on the other end is likely your opponents."Alright, everyone ready?"You look, getting nods from everyone."How do we want to do this, we can play this offensively and set an ambush, or charge headlong into their group, up to you wolf-man" Sinon says, shouldering her rifle. "Just let me know where to set up">Set up an ambush in the trees>Charge through the forest to find them>Write In strategy
>>637975>>Charge through the forest to find themGo fast as fuck, try and get them out of position before they can set anything up and blitz'em
>>637975>>Set up an ambush in the trees
>>637975>set off tactical nuke
>>638008none of you have a nuke to set off, and if you did it wouldn't be wise to set it off so early, especially on such a small map where you could nuke yourselves and accidentally eliminate yourself from the competition before you can get Death Gun's real username.
>>637975>Charge through the forest to find themora
Do we have someone in te real world watching our bodies? Or sinons? We have already used our meta-info to tell them how deathgun does his killing thing but did we take any precautions to, yknow, not getting drugged by some kid (that isint incog)Also>Charge thru the forest.What could possibly go wrong...
>>637975"Let's get moving, I'm not the type to wait and set an ambush" you say, looking for the tallest tree, or any vantage point for Sinon to set up at all. There appears to be an abandoned building standing proud among the trees, perfect. "Sinon, we're gonna get you over to that building to get set up, then Kirito and I are in front, Argo and Incog stay behind us until we get close, Incog get ready to be thrown at any moment"They all nod, and you move as one towards the tall building, you grin at Sinon when you reach it's base. "ready to fly?""Wha-EEP!"You throw her up to the top, where she lands on the ledge, a second later you hear gunfire and see her jumping down."You ass, you couldn't have thrown someone else up there first? They're camped up there"Well shit."Well then forget the old plan..."You think for a second>Throw everyone else up and then launch yourself, leaving your teammates potentially vulnerable at first>Climb the stairs together, in potentially tight corridors that leave you likely to shoot each other as much as the enemy
>>638135>Throw everyone else up and then launch yourself, leaving your teammates potentially vulnerable at firstSinon is exposed, she needs backup.
>Have kirito and argo rush the stairs and draw attention. Throw Incog and Sinon to the roof when the gunfire has begun.OR >Ask Sinon if structures in this game can be destroyed, in which case destroy the building and collapsing their camping point
>>638135Supporting >>638155solid af plan
>>638135>>Throw everyone else up and then launch yourself, leaving your teammates potentially vulnerable at first
>>638153Sinon is not actually exposed, she jumped back down
>>638173ah, my mistakethen suporting >>638155
>>638135>>638160I guess I'll just support this too then.>>638155
>>638135"We split up" you say, pointing at Argo and Kirito "you two go up the stairs, when you get to the roof I'll throw Sinon and Incog up and then launch myself to flank them"Kirito nods, ducking into the building with his plasma blade drawn, with Argo following a second later, rifle on her shoulder, elbow tucked in. Professional as... almost always, you think.A few moments later you hear gunfire from up top, and scoop up Incog "HIKE!" you shout, grinning as you launch your cat-girl up to the roof. You turn to Sinon again "round two, ready?"She nods, having put her rifle away and pulled out a machine pistol. You launch her into the sky, and put your knuckles to the ground.CRACKABOOM.You launch skyward, getting a view of the rooftop and battlefield. two of the enemies were already incapacitated, lying on the ground groaning and clutching both slashing and bullet wounds.The other three were taking cover behind a vent, easily in sight, waiting for Argo to stop firing at them. Incog and Sinon were ready and waiting as you descended onto the ledge.Kirito was getting shot at from behind cover, but you three hadn't been noticed yet.You grin and...>let Argo/Kirito take care of it>Punch some lights out
>>638250>Punch some lights outAre we fighting Coffin? If so, knock Justin Beiber out.
>>638250>Punch some lights out
>Punch some lights out.
>>638250Hell yeah, time to punch some dumbasses!>roll 1d20 (best of 3) to attack!
Rolled 14 (1d20)
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>638319ORA
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>638324Roll didnt show up fuck mobile device.
>>638340Fuck you JB.
>>638340The only [good] response I could possible think of to this would for I Burn to begin playing. That or the return of ONE PUUUUUUNCH
We will be moving to a new thread as soon as I get home, so two hours tops.
>>638474Make that another hour and a half.Fuck this traffic.