Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>625596
evade succesfully

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>625596
Punch self in face, get hype

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>625596
Hide in a dark and mysterious alley

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>625596
Throw some shit in their way to slow them down

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>625596

Pretend to be a pile of bones belonging to something that died ages ago in the catacombs

Rolled 98 (1d100)

Climb and jump buildings assassins creed style

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>625596
Hide in the nearest hole

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>>625618
Climbin n Jumpin

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>625641
Now you're stuck at the top of the building
Congratz

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>625641
Stay on the rooftop, see what they do.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>625641

Enter the building through the window, all sneaky like.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>625641
Do a triple frontflip all the way to safety

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>625641
Climb to the very top of the building. We might get a good view of the city.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>625641
Surrender.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>625641
At the top, your constituents are waiting for you. A plan to take down the kingdom's oppression is well underway.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>625641
jump down into a haystack on the other side

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>>625649
YOu can hear them yelling about getting into the building to pursue you

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>625676
You write a note to leave them for once they get in the building.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>625676
Trick worked!
Now go back outside and hide in shadows while they looking in building

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>625676
shut window behind you and block it with a big rock.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>625676
Loot and flee to next window

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>625676
Wait for them to climb all the way up to you to jump to the nearest building

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>625676
Wait a while, then climb back out when all the paladins have entered.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>625676
Inside is a secret group of skeletons assembled to break the barbs out.

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>>625682
Hm, you don't have anything to write or write on, maybe something in this room would help

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>625707

Lockpick the chest and check for valua... i mean anything that might help

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>625707
check the chest

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>625707
check inside the desk

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>625707
Loot chest

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>625707
Punch self first

>>625707
Draft a constitution with dat fancy quill pen

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>625707
rip out the front blank page of one of those books and look for a pen

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>625707
Grab the nearest book, rip a blank page and write "Flip to find out where the skelleton went" on both sides
Hopefully that will trap them for a few days

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>625721
>>625707

>>625707

>>625729

Best plan ever.

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>>625711
Lockipicking attempt success

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>625762
WHAT'S INSIDE THE CHEST?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>625762

Check for loo... I mean shit that might help us lose the paladins

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>625762
Do this>>625729
Then loot the chest

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>625762
what's inside

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>625762
Search for some paper and valuables, if present. Then, do this.
>>625729

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>625762
Appraise loot

Do it following the jewish instructions of the voice of a dead dragon inside your head for maximum success

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>625762
anything good inside?
also check if you hear approaching footsteps yet or not

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>625762
any fancy stationery inside?

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>>625778
YOu found a sword. Well it's less of a sword and more a really long knife. If you knew any better, you'd say it seems to be made from the remains of a sword that your tribe got from the Orc tribe along time ago.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>625805
Look outside at the city

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>625805
Not stationary. Disregard and keep searching.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>625805
oh shit, we have to draw blood now and kill someone

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>625805
Escape out the window
Use sword to track were the arena is by sniffing out the orc blood

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>625805

Keep it, bail through the chimney

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>625805
Keep it
Check outside to be sure all the paladins followed you inside

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>625805
SHED THE BLOOD OF THE NEAREST PALADIN WITH IT

THE JASONS SHALL HELP US

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>625805
Pocket that, start writing dis
>>625729

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>625805
orc tech is bad news
toss it out
check for nearby guards

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>625805
Etch a note into the desk and then get rid of that fucking thing before it kills you

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>>625810
YOu see...a paladin climbing through the window

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>625846
Stab in face, run out other window

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>625846
Stab him through his visor with the orc knife

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>625846
Shank that fucker right in the neck

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>625846
Get rid of the knife and break down the door to escape
If that thing pricks a skeleton wouldn't they go after any creature with a skeleton inside them?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>625846
fug
apply sword to his face

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>625846
Oh shit. Use the sword we found to hastily stab the paladin.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>625846
Punch self as a distraction tactic and stab him with your free hand

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>625846
stab him in the visor with just found knife

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>625846
Chop at his hands with the knife to send him falling to his death.

>>625853
Skeles have no blood, though

>>625862
They should already be invading the Kingdom since the elves and orcs are here right?

>>625862
Skeleton juice then.

>>625865
NaP confirmed the paladins easilly kill them before they enter

>>625865
No, the kingdom has competent fighters.
So they've been kept out.

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>>625849
Jumping to the next building

>>625865
OP said that the Paladins and guards have been dealing with some Jason swords near the city.

>>625865
Technically they should, but neither elves nor the orcs have got any attacks since the jasons tasted their blood (before they got enslaved, obviously) so i think the Jasons are pretty fucking slow.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>625883
Land on ye hands onto the next building

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>625883
Land inside next building

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>625883
Fall into a conveniently placed haystack

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>625883
run across the roof of the next building, keep running until paladins are successfully evaded

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>625883
Extend your cape to glide, as you're super light

>>625883
Jump from roof to roof Naruto-style, then finally land in a dark alleyway

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>625883
Oops there is no next building

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>625883

Its a cathedral

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>625883
Land ontop of a shady building.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>625883
Once in a new building the search for parchment continues.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>625883
I hope there is next building, right?

>>625904
>dark alleyway
>not dank alley where the elves spend their free time

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>625904
Whoops

>>625916
That's the name of one of the most famous taverns in the kingdom. Everyone except the bartender is an elf slave.
And regulars get a bonus, that's why it's called The Dank Alleyway

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>>625896
Who would put a haystack ontop of a building

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>625938
Because reasons

Quickly disassemble said haystack to prevent paladins from jumping over

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>625938
Play in haystack

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>625938
you look over and see the hay piler

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>625938
The farmer king and he's pissed that someone wrapped up a skeleton and threw him into his roof haystack

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>625938
A tamed Roc

Its a nest.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>625938

Who gives a shit. Become the night and hide in plain sight

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>625938
An elf farmer high on weed.
Keep going from rooftop to rooftop Naruto-style, then land at The Dank Alleyway.
You always wanted to try the "house's special".

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>625938
Go into a dank alleyway in order to discuss nefarious plans among possibly other skele.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>625938
>>625949

(Did we just successfully kill a paladin?)

>>625987
No but the Jasons would be on his ass soon

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>>625953
Yes, let's go and hide.

Then immediately a paldin pops out form the hay and punches you in the skull

"IT WAS US WHO PUT IT HERE! WE KNEW YOU'D TRY A JUMP!"

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>626000
Suplex paladin

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>626000
Run away!

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>626000
Kick Paladin off the edge of the building

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>626000
draw your long knife with a flourish

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>626000
Evil weaboo magic! Life steal!

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>626000
Jump off the building while doing a quadruple backflip and land perfectly

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>626000
You're not going to make old bones here, collect your teeth and run

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>626000
>>625954

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>626000
That seems incredibly counterproductive. Why not just let me jump to my death and have some bones to sweep up off the street?

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>626000

Jam the hay stray in Paladin's eye.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>626000
Fistfight the paladin

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>626000
Stab his face with your fist

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>626000
Leap from roof, retrieve knife from previously killed paldin's face.

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>>626007
Attempting to run away, the paladin pursues you

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>626050
Run faster because bones are lighter than a full plated human

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>626050
Trip on a manlet thats crying on the street over being weak

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>626050
Attempt to fly by flapping arms repeatedly

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>>626056
You ahve the lead. A jump's coming up. You can either jump accross onto the next rooftop or drop down into the alley below

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>626092
Fly by flapping arms repeatedly

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>626092
Run like naruto for speed because aerodynamics

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>626092
The alley

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>626092
Drop into the alley.
The Dank Alley

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>>626100
Well that didn't work

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>626114
Land on the next building anyway because you had momentum

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>626114
Land without issues.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>626114

Use magic to do wuxia leap.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>626114
FLAP HARDER YOUR (un)LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>626114
Drop like a rock

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>626114
Jump on air in order to maintain altitude

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>>626121
The Kindom took away the magic of the tribes. The only magic you have left is the one animating your bony body right now. But you leaped any way

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>626151
Land in alley

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>626151
Enter the Dank Alleyway

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>626151
Do a ballerina twirl midair and land

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>626151
Land in The Dank Alley

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>626151
Remove clothes to decrease air resistance

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>626151
Use your cape as a glider

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>>626164

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>626184
How close are we to escaping the Kingdom?

>>626184
Realize the building you landed on was The Dank Alleyway.
Enter to confuse the paladins

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>626184
Paladin stands at the edge of the building you just leaped from and claps - appreciating your grace.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>626191
Fucking dice

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>>626190
Alright, this tiny skull represents you and this tiny cup represents the nearest city wall that you'd need to scale to escape.

And let's move the cup aaaaaaall the way over here for accuracy

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>626184

You take a bow and slip into the shadows

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>626203
oh shit, we better keep running then

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>626203
>>626205

D'oh

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>626203
Hide in the nearest wagon heading outside the kingdom walls

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>626203
Cue time skip until its time to scale the wall

Have a montage of us evading capture until the walls are within sight

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>626203
>>626195

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>626203
That doesn't look so bad

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>>626210
Alright time to run...but then 2 paladins block your path

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>626234
Attempt to seduce them

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>626234
JUKE THEM OUT BY RUNNING LEFT, THEN DODGING RIGHT

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>626234
Run in a different direction

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>626234
Enter The dankest alleyway you can see

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>626234

Smoke bomb!

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>626234
Crazy weaboo necromancy go!
Use your magic to blind the paladins and escape.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>626234
Jump over them gracefully and land on the streets into the sewers.

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>>626248
Which at this moment is the one directly below. So you jumped down.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>626259
Keep on running

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>626234
There are 4 directions in the world - north, east, south, west - turn and run in one of the two directions left that don't have paladins in your way.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>626259
Land on a paladin with a drop kick

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>626259
Hide yourself in the crowds of high elves

>>626271
>implying elves have enough numbers to form a crowd

>>626281
could've been some time since civ thing, they would have enough to regrow their population

If we keep killing paladins we'll never become holy bones

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>>626270

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>626316
Now jump off him into the nearest window

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>626316
run through the dankest alleyway and lose the paladins

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>626316
>>626320

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>626316
Pull off and steal his helmet and run away

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>626316

Steal his armor see if its blessed

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>626316
Drag unconscious paladin body in a building or around a corner or behind something. Take his armor for a disguise.

Test

4chan still dead?

>>626392
Your test results have come back. You have AIDS.

>>626401
It doesn't seem that way. The important question however is wether or not OP is still alive.

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>626402
I don't trust these results. I'm going to check with another doctor. 1 is no AIDS and 2 is yes AIDS.

>>626333
I doubt that.

I also regret this for you.

We back?

>>626498
NaP went to bed.

>>626502
I swear NaP has the most inconsistent schedule. One day he's hosting dusk to dawn and the next only for a few hours. Does anyone know where he lives?

>>626555
ching chong land, vietnam

>>626570
For real?

>>626579
Yes. He lives in Vietnam.

>>625883
Either Paladins are weak as shit or there's a huge difference in power between them and Guards, OR Hooded Bones really just more powerful than WanPan, also, anyone initiated a flashback sequence to how we got here yet?

>>626610
Damn. I always pictured him as a 16 year old British person who lives with his rich parents in France or some other European country.

>>626627
>Bones tries to get to the coliseum
>Drives paladins mad with paperwork
>Paladins proceed to purge heretics and skeletons
Also the paladins are probably weak due to a lack of communication with god

>>626666
Oh shit you're fucking right. I mean we really should have seen Brock going heel by the time he broke DraGod's back, I wonder how Orc God is holding it out Seeing as he didn't respond in WanPan Quest then either only those with really good celestial divine connection can call heaven right now or he's also dead

>>626666
I actually want to try and meet the Almighty human God. The smiling son and next goblin hero whose name alludes me might be able to go to a temple dedicated to him since their predecessors could move freely and witness something relevant about Brock and the other gods. The kingdom can probably still communicate with their God without any complications since he's much more powerful then ours.

>>626640
Nah. More of a 300lb rice hoarder that enjoys making people feel as bad as him.

>>626666
Nice quads.

Also, it doesnt help the only kill we got was from a God weapon. Don't give hooded bones too mucb credit yet. He was still punched and fleeing. We have no idea if Brock will give us magic back. But if he did, would we want it? He's destroying the balance.

Skeletons might turn to the Almighty because Brock allows skellies to die and forces barbs to be murdercattle.

>>626483
Totally depends upon whether OP wants to have a disguise adventure or not. What you succeed at and what you fail at is often a matter of what would be an interesting direction to take in the story.

>>626431
You now have one positive AIDS test and one negative test. We recommend you have a third test to confirm which is correct.

I'll roll a 69 to summon op back to the thread
dice+1d100

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>626916
>can't even roll properly
nat 69 incoming

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>626916
I almost never post on /qst/ forgive me and watch this roll

>>626941
>96
Op is dead and he will never come back

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>626916
Rolling 69 to summon OP back to bread.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>626996
Rolling 69 to summon OP back to breed

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>626916 #
Rolling 69 to summon OP back to bread.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>626916
nat 96

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>626916
Easy 69 incoming

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>626916
rolling for The Sex Number

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>626916
nat one incomin

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>626916
Check my numbers pal.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>626916
Derp

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>626916
I just want this bread to continue, please op return to your loving family of anons. You massive faggot.

apparently OP is having connection issues
bread continues soon

>>627924
>>628302
OP banned from 4chins for extreme amount of salt generation

>>628302
Soon? It won't be for at least until another day judging from his feed.

>>628451
>>628305
rip thread

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>>628502
can anyone post the picture NaP made with all the past protagonists? Like the one that Lolisniffer is thinking here

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>>628515
Here you go

>>628525
was this ever updated to include new heroes?

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>>628529
ye

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>626916
Obviously the Horny One has to do it

Fucking amateurs watch the master do it

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>628568
Wow dragons are the literal worst confirmed. Give way and let an Orc do it.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>628573
Let me show how I put the 6 to the 9

Where can I find all of these previous quests?

>>628589
>http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
Arrange chronologically in order of appearance.. You can try reading out of order but you'll miss a lot of references and cameos along the way

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>>628597
Thanks. Have some ecchi for your efforts.

>>628597
>our autism will be forever remembered

>>628754
This is why you make a good read instead of killing off characters left and right

>>628790
Let's justify it as being for the 'greater good' from now on

>>628800
Faggot

>>628828
This

>It has now been 23 hours and 23 minutes since NaP last posted in 4chan. 14 hours on the twatter

Morale is running low and conditions are becoming unbearable.

>>629179
>squad broken

>>629179
We're down on the salt rations too.
If we don't get reinforcements or a supply drop in one day, it may be the end for us.
The war against the Ayy Lmaos isn't going as well as we thought. They have some pretty huge salt reserves.
I wonder how they're doing on the other side, against the wyverns. I hope they still have their anal virginity.

>>629179
He needs sleep anyway. His gaming/shitposting habbits run him raggid

>>629225
Wyverns raping us hard over here. We have alot of anally wounded but no dead, can't continue the offensive however since they got mindbroken.
We need fresh reinforcements to replace the traumatised ones and alot of lube support

>>629262
Also tell the faggot who handles our supplies to stop including suppositories, its triggering the PTSD of our wounded here

>>629262
I have bad news for all

Cannon has returned and killed op and 4chan

>>629289
Well cannons are weapons meant for murder afterall

>>629295
There is one bright side

Cannons massive salt overload gave enough salt for a resurrection ritual,but it will take 10 years to complete

If we had more salt we might be able to half the time

I blame barbs

>>629306
The barbs are the cause of all of our problems but also the source of like 90% of our salt reserves.

>>629313
But they create skeletons... which are 40% of adventures

>>629355
Wich also includes all of our problems

>>629355
They didn't create skeletons.
They got the ability to control skeletons.

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>>629355
>skellingtons in 40% of adventures
I guess you can say that OP has a boner for skellies

>>628790
>>628754
>There will never be a wiki page for all of NaP's adventures
One you faggots should start working on one, or at least give him an entry in the /tg/ wiki

>>629681
>/tg/
He didn't ever really go to /tg/ at least I never saw him there his adventures were normally on late night /v/ until /qst/ came along.

>>630055
That explains why his quests are always so full of salt. Only /v/ could be the source of this much salt.

>>630406
You should've seen Villain Quest 1.
God's bored of Greg now.

test

who still in here for thread to continue

OP'S BACK

Rolled 10 (1d10)

rocks ready

Rolled 69 (1d100)

O shit we back
nat 100 incomin
>>630691
>>630631
Hiya

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>>626328
Bounced on head and crashed into a window

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>630698
Loot room

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>630698
Steal whatever armor is inside.
We need a better disguise

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>630698
jump out of building from another side

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>>630699
You found: some barrels

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>630703
Throw barrels donkey kong style at the Paladins

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>630703
>>630705

How do I roll?

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>630710
dice+1d100 in the options field

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>>630705

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>630717
Throw a flaming barrel at them so they have more enemies to deal with

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>630717
substitute yourself with actual monkey and sneak away

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>630717
Grab the princess and climb to the next level

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>>630721
THere's no princesses here, just an elf hiding in a corner hoping all the scary poeple would leave

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>630724
ADVANCE TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH THE ELF IN HAND
HOW HIGH CAN YOU GO, PALADINS?

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>630724
Call him a fag and take a barrel instead
Elves are useless as hostages

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>630724
what inside the barrels anyway?
is it broth?

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>>630727

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>630733
>>630728

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>630733
Keep the barrel as your most prized possession, no one can take it. Bust out of there and head for the wall

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>630733
ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

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>>630738
You break yet another window as you umped oout of the building

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>630740
Aim for water, use the barrel to catch some gnar waves and surf outta here my dude

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>630740
can we see the outer wall yet

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>630740
Use the barrel as a stepping point midair to jump up to the roof.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>630740
It's night time now so it's easier to escape

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>>630745
"You won't escape in the darkness! Our Holy Vision™ will find you!"

Man, the dragon paladins were infinitely easier to deal with, those were good times

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>630752
Try prayin to whatever god picks up the phone.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>630752
oh shit
hide in our barrel and sneak towards the wall then

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>630752
Pray to the god of luck
Hide in the light so their holy vision doesn't see you