>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current Saga???>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-20yY_jcQ
Oh shit we're back
Moot sold 4chan, Hiroshima Nagasaki is selling 4chan, what next?Got any plans for when all the boards get deleted?
>>653217If that happens, I guess there will be little choice but to migrate to cripplechan
>>653217Cry because I don't have anywhere else on the Internet I like to go to
>>653220At least you'd have your own board and could post whatever the fuck you like.>>653222>>653220
I'm ready for my daily dose
>>653220I don't want the daily dose.Better hope for high rolls.
>>653225>>653227God damn phoneposting
I'm ready for Piccolo to murder us and take our kid.Anyone have a picture of Trunks in the Piccolo gi?
>>653245Don't worry if we roll enough 100s we might win.
The Saiyans have been defeated. While many lives were lost, and much destruction was caused, the threat has been eliminated, and the Earth lives to see another day. Still, there are some questions you need answered.The battle with Nappa and Vegeta was somewhat brief, but surely Piccolo should have returned made it back from Otherworld by now. You and your friends emerged victorious even without his help, but if he'd been there, perhaps Chaozu, Krillin, Roshi, Shen, or Ox King would have survived. It's something that will need to be discussed, surely.To that end, you, Chichi, Tenshinhan, Yamcha, Goku, and Kori fly toward Kami's Lookout, hoping the Guardian can shed some light on Piccolo's whereabouts. Thanks to Korin's Senzu Beans, you and your friends are in top condition, not that that should matter with the Saiyans gone. Still, having everyone uninjured and three beans to spare is certainly a good thing.Chichi's pushing herself the hardest to reach Kami's, wanting this whole "Piccolo" thing straightened out so she can focus her attention on what she really cares about; bringing her husband and father back.Ox King and Krillin both perished in battle, each of them dying to protect her. Unsurprisingly, she isn't taking it very well, and Vegeta's words about "wish orbs" on Kami's homeworld of Namek has given her hope of bringing Krillin, who's already died once, back to life.Tenshinhan and Yamcha face a similar situation in regards to Chaozu, and you're confident that, if there is a possibility of reviving their comrade, they will see it through."So, why do you think Piccolo didn't show up?" Goku questions as he flies beside you.>A. Snake Way is really long. He probably just didn't finish crossing it>B. He was probably waiting to see how many of you the Saiyans would kill>C. You aren't sure>D. Something else
>>653276>>C. You aren't sure
>>653276>BSeems most likely.
>>653276>A.I can't believe Goku has never kissed Chichi. They have two children.
>>653276>>A. Snake Way is really long. He probably just didn't finish crossing itIt is a million miles long
>>653276>A>>653289Chi chi probably drugged and raped him
>>653276>>A. Snake Way is really long. He probably just didn't finish crossing itIf we hope for the best bad things wont happen
>>653310She did use that week
>>653310I buy it, probably passed out after a meal fit for 20 men>>653308Being Chichi is suffering, at least Krillin is good to her
>>653308>Husband is turbo Autist who only wants to fight >dosen't even think about his family >you try to raise your sons to be respectable members of society but there fathers influence is to much>there surrogate father is a weird green slug man hermit >can't even sex himI feel bad know
>>653276>B. He was probably waiting to see how many of you the Saiyans would kill>D. Don't forget, he wanted to take over the world before, and that probably hasn't changed. He's also probably the strongest out of all of us now, too. We may have another fight on our hands yet.
>>653343That description only pertained to Gohan
>>653358He still isn't a particularly good father to Goten.
>>653289>>653292"Snake Way's really long," you answer. "He probably didn't finish crossing it."Seemingly satisfied with that explanation, Goku nods. "Yeah, that makes sense. It took you months to even get a quarter of the way across it."He's right, but back when you tried to cross Snake Way, you weren't even a tenth as strong as you are now. If Piccolo's gotten as strong as he should have, it shouldn't take him too long to make that trip.Reaching Korin Tower, you and the others shoot upward, soon reaching the Lookout, where you find Kami waiting, a relieved Mr. Popo standing by his side."Hello," the Guardian greets as you and your friends land. "I'm pleased to see that all of you are still alive. And, I am sorry for what happened to the others. You all fought courageously.""And where was Piccolo?" Yamcha demands. "Is he even back yet?"Kami sighs, shaking his head. "I can't sense his energy. It seems he has not yet completed the journey across Snake Way.""So, waiting a year to bring you back was pointless, then," Chichi grumbles. "If we'd just wished you back when you died in the first place, we'd have Dragonballs right now to bring back my dad.""And Master Shen, too," Tenshinhan adds."I understand your frustration," Kami tells them gently. "But, I only did what seemed most prudent at the time. I daresay I underestimated all of you. What you've done today is nothing short of miraculous.">A. Miracles had nothing to do with it>B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta>C. Suggest that everyone head home until Piccolo returns>D. Something else
>>653383>>A. Miracles had nothing to do with it>B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta
>>653383>>B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta
>>653383>A. Miracles had nothing to do with it"Took everyone working together to make that slimmer of hope appear.">B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta
>>653383>A. Miracles had nothing to do with it>B. Tell Kami what you learned from VegetaThat green fuck
>>653383>A. Miracles had nothing to do with itHard training and sacrifice won the day. A miracle would have been a clean win. This was barely surviving. >B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta
>>653358Goten is such a non-characterI forgot about them
>>653383>A. Miracles had nothing to do with it>>B. Tell Kami what you learned from VegetaWhy was the Hunter in Earthbender Quest the fusion of Lanipator and Kiran?
>>653383>B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta
>>653383>>A. Miracles had nothing to do with it>>B. Tell Kami what you learned from Vegeta
>>653383>A >BHow we going to diplomacy piccolo and stop him from taking all the waifu
>>653449>Negotiating with the Demon KingMight want to ask Pilaf how that typically works out
>>653449Present Vegeta's lower half for him to give the daily dose.
Oh I have been meaning to ask this, since Tofoo is known for being on TV in martial arts tournaments and for marrying Bulma, did normal people recognize him before Nappa killed the reporters?
>>653471So we're like Mur Satan, but with ki? Can we grow a mustache? And we become GT Vegeta?
>>653390>>653398"Miracles had nothing to do with it," you tell Kami. "It took everyone working together to make a glimmer of hope appear."Kami smiles, giving a slight chuckle. "Yes, I suppose it did.""So, Piccolo's a no-show, then," Yamcha states. "What do you say we try and figure out how to bring back the others?"That seems like a perfect setup, and you explain to Kami what you heard from the Saiyan Vegeta; how Kami and Piccolo come from a world called Namek, where, according to legend, there are mystical orbs with the power to grant wishes.The Guardian's initial reaction is far less surprised than you would have initially expected. After all, you just told him that he's an alien, but perhaps someone gave him that piece of information in Otherworld. Or, maybe he heard what Vegeta said for himself."Yes, my homeworld does present us with a chance to bring back the fallen," Kami admits. "However, I do not know its location. There may be one way for us to-"His eyes suddenly widen, and his body gives a jolt. "There! Piccolo is at the check-in station!"With that, Kami vanishes into thin air."Piccolo...." Chichi growls.>A. Tell her to keep calm; the last thing you need right now is another fight>B. Ask if anyone knows what Kami was about to say>C. Wait for Kami to return>D. Something else
>>653544>>C. Wait for Kami to return
>>653544>>A. Tell her to keep calm; the last thing you need right now is another fight>>B. Ask if anyone knows what Kami was about to say
>>653544>A. Tell her to keep calm; the last thing you need right now is another fight
>>653544>A. Tell her to keep calm; the last thing you need right now is another fight"I'd rather not find out the hard way of what he learned from his special training.">C. Wait for Kami to return
>>653544>A. Tell her to keep calm; the last thing you need right now is another fightThere's no need to be on the business end of an enraged Namekian who has undergone very special and esoteric training. >D. Something elseAsk her if she wants to talk about it later. Sometimes people just want to vent or have a shoulder to cry on.
>>653537Well, you aren't a fraud
>>653544Man I've missed this quest! Thanks for running in advance Som>A. Tell her to keep calm; the last thing you need right now is another fight>C. Wait for Kami to return
>>653597This, well off to grocery shop
>>653604Thanks for playing in advance
>>653597Actually, I just had another thought:If Kami isn't too busy later, perhaps he can check up on Krillin, Ox King, and Chiaotzu in the Otherworld. Maybe even pass along some messages and stuff? It might be pretty reassuring to Chi-chi and Tien/Yamcha if they were able to communicate with their friends and loved ones, even if Kami has to act as a middleman for a while.
>>653639Yeah, ask him when the time is right, since we have to deal with Piccolo at the moment.
>>653639>even if Kami has to act as a middleman for a while.That could get very weird very fast
>>653573>>653597Knowing Chichi's feelings toward Piccolo, you realize that things could get very bad if she doesn't get her anger reigned in. You tell her to keep calm, pointing out that Piccolo's undergone some serious training in Otherworld, and that the last thing you want is a fight.Though it looks immensely difficult for her, Chichi manages to calm herself down just a bit before Kami returns with Piccolo a few minutes later.The Namekian Demon King looks exactly the same as he did a year ago, but the power you sense within him is a world away from where he was before. Already, he feels more powerful than Nappa, and you get the feeling that's only the tip of the iceberg."So, you actually managed to stop the Saiyans," Piccolo says by way of greeting. "Can't say I was expecting that. I guess they weren't as dangerous as we were led to believe.""I assure you, they were quite formidable, Piccolo," Kami says, stepping away from his other half. "The warriors of Earth were simply more so."Piccolo smirks, looking between Earth's strongest fighters. "Your powers have all greatly increased, especially Goku and Tofoo. Hard to believe you came so far so fast.""It feels like you got a lot stronger, too," Goku tells him.Chuckling, Piccolo assures him that he has no idea."King Kai's training wasn't the way I prefer to do things, but I can't argue with the results," Piccolo tells everyone. "I can scarcely believe the power I have now; training with a God has its perks, that's for sure.">A. Ask what techniques he learned>B. Ask if King Kai told him anything about his race>C. Ask what King Kai was like>D. Don't say anything>E. Something else
>>653732>B.>C.Now to wait in long ass lines
>>653732>>C. Ask what King Kai was like
>>653732>>A. Ask what techniques he learned>>B. Ask if King Kai told him anything about his race
>>653732>C. Ask what King Kai was like>B. Ask if King Kai told him anything about his race
>>653732>B. Ask if King Kai told him anything about his race>>C. Ask what King Kai was like>>>D. Apologize for what happened with Raditz
>>653732>>B. Ask if King Kai told him anything about his race>>C. Ask what King Kai was like
>>653748>>653777"What was King Kai like?" you ask Piccolo."He was hardly what I expected," the Namekian answers. "But behind his obnoxious exterior was a lot of knowledge. And I learned quite a bit from him.""Did he tell you about your race?" you ask.Piccolo gives you a nod. "Yes, he told me all about the Namekians. Long ago, Planet Namek was a thriving world, home to many of my kind. But, centuries ago, a change in the climate nearly wiped us out. Many Namekians fled the planet, spreading across the galaxy in search of new homes."He glances toward Kami. "Which is likely how we came to be here. When King Kai told me this, some memories from my past life began to return to me; a home in a far off place where I spent my early years, back when I was still one with Kami.""Yes, I remember," the Guardian tells him. "I always thought it a strange house, but it seems it may not have been a house at all."Piccolo smirks. "Exactly. That was the ship we came to this world on. And if it brought us here, it can bring us back.">A. Ask why he'd want to go to Namek>B. Ask if he heard anything about the Saiyans from King Kai>C. Explain to Piccolo that you and the others want to go to Namek to wish back Krillin, Roshi, Chaozu, Shen, and Ox King>D. Something else
>>653956>D. Say nothingMOTHER OF ALLAH HE KNOWS ABOUT FUSIONS.
>>653956>B. Ask if he heard anything about the Saiyans from King Kai>C. Explain to Piccolo that you and the others want to go to Namek to wish back Krillin, Roshi, Chaozu, Shen, and Ox King
>>653956>A. Ask why he'd want to go to Namek>B. Ask if he heard anything about the Saiyans from King Kai>C. Explain to Piccolo that you and the others want to go to Namek to wish back Krillin, Roshi, Chaozu, Shen, and Ox KingAll the choices
>>653956>>C. Explain to Piccolo that you and the others want to go to Namek to wish back Krillin, Roshi, Chaozu, Shen, and Ox KingHuh, some interesting knowledge he gained
>>653972Muhahaha>>653996He made sure to learn many things beyond his training
>>654007Well, at least King Kai would have taught him to be less of an evil asshole
>>654023He would have tried
>>654057did he at least get a sense of humor?
>>654057>>654139What joke did he tell?
>>653973>>653989>>653996"Did you hear anything about the Saiyans from King Kai?" you ask."Oh yeah, he told me all about them," Piccolo answers, his eyes falling onto Goku, who looks less-than-happy with the new subject. "And, as it turns out, Goku and his kid might not be the only ones left.""There's more of them?" Kori asks nervously."The Saiyans conquered and destroyed countless worlds," Piccolo explains. "Normally, a team of their warriors would move in and take over planets, but on worlds like Earth, with weak populations, they'd send their babies. Before the destruction of the Saiyan homeworld, hundreds, maybe even thousands of Saiyan infants were sent out into space. Odds are, there's a few more out there.""Great...." Yamcha groans. "Well, it's not like they'll just come here, right?" Tenshinhan questions."Probably not," Piccolo answers. "And even if they did, the three that were killed here on Earth were supposed to be the strongest. I guess with them gone, that title falls to Goku."Kori smiles at her dad, who doesn't seem all that proud to be the strongest Saiyan."You mentioned going to Namek," Goku reminds Piccolo. "We were planning to do the same.""Oh? What for?" Piccolo questions, feigning ignorance. "To wish back your precious friends?"Chichi glares, and Goku looks at Piccolo with slight annoyance."Sorry, but that's not part of my plan."A thin beam of light shoots out from Piccolo's finger, and strikes Goku, piercing the Saiyan's heart and throwing him off his feet."Dad!" Kori shouts in horror.Goku's body falls limply to the ground, and Piccolo throws back his head, laughing. "Oh, I've wanted to do that for years!" he declares, absolute joy in his voice. "The mighty Goku dead in one shot!">A. Ask Piccolo why he did that>B. Get ready to defend yourself>C. Charge Piccolo>D. Give Goku a Senzu Bean>E. Something else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYw9NaxE9gNew thread theme
>>654161>A. Ask Piccolo why he did that>B. Get ready to defend yourself
>>654161>D. Give Goku a Senzu BeanPretend to be shocked so he can't catch on what we are doing.
>>654161>E. BERSERKER RAGE
>>654161>B. Get ready to defend yourselfGee, I never expected this outcome>>654218We'd do about as much as Vegeta did to final form frieza
>>654224>We'd do about as much as Vegeta did to final form friezaOh boy, Super Saiyan Goku inbound!
>>654229He hasn't broken the 10k power level threshhold
>>654161>DTHE DOCTOR IS IN
>>654235>Zenkai from the Saiyans >Zenkai from getting KO'd by PiccoloOh really?
>>654161>D. Give Goku a Senzu Bean
>>654161>C. Charge PiccoloGOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>654243Goku didn't really get that damaged fighting the Saiyans, did he?
>>654256He got less damaged than your mom did when I beefed her last night.
>>654269>Having sexHow does it feel to be lower life form that needs to reproduce sexually?
>>654269Yes taunt som, that'll make the quest more fun
>>654289It feels like I beefed SOM's mother so hard that she met King Yemma
>>654274"I fucked your mom while i fisted your sister"
>>654243He was at 4200 when we started fighting them I doubt two zenkais would put him past 10k that easily
>>654274I held hands with your other sister
>>654289>can't reproduce>life>also a literal fruit
>>654200>>654177>>654238Staring at Goku, then at Piccolo with pure shock, you find that the demon now has his sites set on you."It's a bit dangerous to toy with Saiyans," Piccolo explains, stepping toward you. "So Goku got to die quickly. But you, I'm going to take my time with."Goku doesn't have much time; a few minutes at best. He needs a Senzu, and currently the beans in question are in your possession. As Piccolo approaches, you pull one out, throwing it toward Tenshinhan, whom you intend to have feed your friend. But, before the bean can reach its target, one of Piccolo's arms stretches out, catching it before retracting."Nice try," the demon taunts. "But he won't be getting back up this time. None of you will survive.""We'll see about that!" Chichi shouts, raising her hand above her head. A golden disk appears above her flattened palm, and Piccolo regards the girl with mild amusement."KIENZAN!" she shouts, hurling the disk right toward Piccolo, only for the demon to move quickly out of the way.The disk flies right toward Kami's dwelling, only for Popo to put himself between the attack and the structure, opening his mouth and somehow sucking the disk right into it.As Chichi stares at Popo with surprise, and a bit of disgust, Piccolo's arm stretches out once again."Look out!" Yamcha shouts.But, too late. Piccolo's fist slams into Chichi's face, and you hear her neck snap before she falls backward onto the ground."Two down," Piccolo taunts. "I'm not sure how you weaklings managed to take down the Saiyans if this is the best you can do.">A. Drop your Senzu Beans, and challenge Piccolo to take you on>B. Rush over to Chichi and feed her a bean>C. Ask Piccolo why he's doing this>D. Tell Tenshinhan and Yamcha to keep Piccolo busy>E. Try giving Goku another bean>F. Something else
>>654383>F. Kill Kami
>>654383>>D. Tell Tenshinhan and Yamcha to keep Piccolo busy>F. Something elsewhere the fuck is kamiwaste that guy
>>654383>A.We are so dead, but I'm not going to give up
>>654402>>654397Y'all being serious?
>>654383>A. Drop your Senzu Beans, and challenge Piccolo to take you onWhats the DC to tell Tenshinhan and Yamcha to feed the beans to Goku and Chichi while we keep Piccolo busy via mind.
>>654402ThisSorry kami.>>654410Desperate times.
>>654410well, fighting him leads to death so...
>>654383DC to drop the beans and charge Piccolo with a foot kamehameha?
>>654419>>654402You guys, Popo isn't gonna allow any harm to come to Kami. If we try and kill Kami, it'll effectively be Piccolo and Popo vs. everyone else.
>>654435Also>F. Beg Mr. Popo to fight
>>654437Props to Kami, even when earthlings are on his lookout, they're still fucked
>>654444my quads speak truth, kill kami!
>>654397>>654402>>654410>>654403>>654415>>654419>>654424>>654435>>654437>A. Kill Kami>B. Distract Piccolo while Yamcha and Tenshinhan give the others beans>C. Something else
>>654447Dende for Guardian Age 762!
>>654514>B. Distract Piccolo while Yamcha and Tenshinhan give the others beans
>>654514>B.Must feed Piccolo my love, my anger and all of my sorrow
>>654514>C. Beef your momBut really, get to Popo's carpet, get Bulma, find the space ship.
>>654527>>654536>>654539>>654541Dropping your two remaining Senzu Beans to the ground, you step toward Piccolo, challenging the demon to battle you alone."You never learn, do you, Tofoo?" Piccolo laughs. "I can sense energy well enough to know that Goku was stronger than you. Do you really think you can take me on?">A. Without a doubt>B. Bear Shout (80)>C. Prepare to defend>D. Take a moment and power up to full strength>E. Something else
>>654614>A. Without a doubt>D. Take a moment and power up to full strengthBitch nigga's never learn.
>>654514>>A. Kill Kami
>>654614>E. Something else>Nope, but I'll try regardless>D. Take a moment and power up to full strength
>>654614>B. Bear Shout (80)
>>654614>A.>D.We can't die, not after that crazy battle for the Earth, and certainly not for his revenge
>>654614>D. Take a moment and power up to full strength>C. Prepare to defend
>>654679>We can't die, not after that crazy battle for the Earth, and certainly not for his revengeWe can't die, not this early in the quest, we're the Avatar.
>>654679Oh, but of course you can>>654692Haha
>>654614>A. Without a doubt>D. Take a moment and power up to full strengthWhat would the DC be to fake charge him with an After Image and aiming to sweep him off his feet and taking advantage of his inbalance to land some hits?
>>654694I know we can and we are certainly outclassed but it doesn't mean we can't be determined.
>>654737is that officially what Tofoo looks like?
>>654802I imagine the capsule corp logo is smaller, and he wears the same boots as Trunks. Not official, I stand by it though it looks good.
>>654614I just realized. We penetrated King Piccolo, and then he birthed Piccolo. Are we Piccolo's daddy?
>>654679>>654633"Without a doubt," you declare with confidence, staring into the eyes of the ruthless demon king.You're suddenly brought back to a day, many years ago when, only a child, you stood before King Piccolo, the demon laughing at the thought of you standing against him. Back then, you surprised your foe with overwhelming power, and killed him with your own hands.Now, however, the tables have turned. Piccolo's power vastly outclasses yours, and odds are that you will die by his hands."Well then, let's see what you've got, Tofoo," Piccolo tells you. "Surprise me with your power."Needing no further encouragement, you dig down deep and pull out all of your power, letting out a yell as you grow stronger and stronger. It won't be enough to stop Piccolo, and you won't be able to sustain it for long, but it may just buy you some time.The demon continues to watch with amusement as you finish powering up. "So, you had a little power in reserve. Good, though it won't make a difference."Smirking, the demon drops into a defensive stance, inviting you to make the first move.>A. Attack head-on with everything you have (97)>B. Bear Shout (92)>C. Launch yourself with a Kamehameha from your feet (82)>D. Something else
>>654926>>B. Bear Shout (92)
>>654926>B.This isn't good at all we need to gank him with numbers and tri beams
>>654926>D. Charge up a kamehameha and kill kami
>>654926Whats the DC to charge him with an After Image and fire a bear shout at him for a distraction. Basically two set ups for us to land a hit.
>>654986Going for it
>>654986lets do it
>>654986well, that's our best odds yet! lets do it
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>655032
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>655032hnnnggggg!
>>654986Would it be possible to use something like Final Explosion as a last resort?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>655032Let do this!
Have lewds for my shameful roll.
Yes we got one. Ignore the file name, my phone saves whatever filename the image had when I download it.
>>655044>>655046>>655041Piccolo doesn't think you stand a chance, and he's probably right. But, thinking lightly of you is a mistake he's made before, and as always, you intend to make him pay for it. Rushing toward your big green foe, you begin the exchange of attacks by dusting off one of your favorite techniques; the Afterimage. As you fade into nothingness, Piccolo quickly scans for where you really are, finding you just as you fire a wave of energy from your hands. Grinning and giving an amused chuckle, he prepares to simply sit back and take the attack. But, you aren't actually aiming for him, rather, you're trying to hit the ground in front of him, and when your blasts strikes its target, smoke kicks up, obscuring Piccolo's view and disorienting him long enough for you to swoop in and give him a nice kick to the face. Your velocity results in your kick throwing him from his feet, and sending him flying away before he backflips in the air, landing on his feet and smirking as he wipes a small bit of blood from his lip."Heh, not bad," he admits. "But you won't get very far if that's all you've got."You can already feel fatigue beginning to set in; fighting in your current state quickly draining you. Perhaps it would be prudent for you to simply fight at normal strength. Or, you can push on and try to keep fighting as you are.>A. Sustain full power and keep fighting (80)>B. Power down to normal strength>C. Charge>D. Prepare to defend>E. Something else
>>655162>>D. Prepare to defend
>>655173Is that at full power or normal strength?
>>655162>D. Prepare to defend
>>655162>D.Normal, incoming rape train
>>655191>>655173Specify whether or not you want to power down
>>655162What would the DC be to power down and get into a guard then powering back up to full and amplifying our power further with the poor mans Kaio ken in order to quickly dodge and counter attack when Piccolo comes charging at us.
>>655215I like it, but it would still be difficult given how outclassed you are79
>>655229What's the DC for murdering Kami with a bear shout?
>>655229I'm game, basically still waiting for Goku and Chichi to get back up since Yamcha and Tien should have already given them the senzus.
>>655229DC to blow up the planet?
>>655249DO YOU THINK WE CAN KEEP UP THIS OFFENCE?! TELL ME THE DC SOM!
>>655258What if we feel like we need Final Explosion, is there DC for that, rolls for how much damage it would do, or no rolls at all? Would that kill Piccolo?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>655275For Bulma!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>655275hn gggggg
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>655275
Still got one more roll
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>655275SOM can I bring my dice to the rape train?Though I doubt it'll be good.
>>655316Still partial success, except we end up taking a hit while throwing a hit at the same time.
I miss Goku
>>655354I bet in Abridged he's gonna purposely nuke himself with Cell to be butt buddies with him in the afterlife
>>655354He is too pure for this world.>>655339I know, Piccolo is going to take his time with us. He wants to torture us that's the only consolation we have but the longer this goes on and if the other join the fight he can still use Kaioken to run the train on everyone.>>655371Too soon... Oh Goku
>>655407>he can still use Kaioken to run the train on everyone.Which is why we need to surprise kamehameha Kami
>>655284>>655297>>655299Your current state isn't sustainable. If you keep this up, you're going to burn out in no time. Letting out a deep breath, you let your power return to normal as you drop into a defensive stance. "My turn, then?" Piccolo asks, grinning devilishly. "HERE IT COMES!"He comes charging, and at the last moment, you power back up to full, attempting to move out of the way. Unfortunately, while this lets you dodge his initial punch, you're soon struck in the gut by his foot, finding yourself thrown backward.You manage to land on your feet, but slide back quite a bit before coming to a stop.Chuckling, Piccolo begins to stroll toward you."I've really got to thank King Kai," he comments as he draws closer. "The power of a God is quite an amazing gift."Stopping, he glances toward Kami. "A real God, not one of their servants."Kami's eyes narrow with anger.A huge surge of power gets your attention, and you turn around to find Goku back on his feet, glaring daggers at Piccolo, who, for some reason, seems quite horrified to see Goku standing once again."No....dammit!" Piccolo growls.>A. Strike Piccolo while his back is turned!>B. Attempt the Dodon Ray (80)>C. Bear Claw to the back of Piccolo's head>D. Lightning Punch to the back of Piccolo's head (74)>E. Something else
>C.Now Now now!
>>655464>>C. Bear Claw to the back of Piccolo's headTAKE HIS FUCKING HEAD
>>655464>Thunder Punch to the back of his knee
Lewds for dice
>>655524We're doing this again? Will contribute, lewds give us strength
>>655464>E. Something elseGet a beanlet Goku have his fight for now
>>655549There are no beans left
>>655546I don't have much, but I'll try to help
Guys, Piccolo has one. We need to get it away from him. Changing vote to>Thunder Punch the arm that bean is in
>>655554werent there two on the ground?
>>655554WELL GET SOME MORE REAL QUICK WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE AREBEAN DADDY I LITERALLY DOWN STAIRS
>>655464WAIT ANONS ITS A TRAPC HAS NO DC>B
PICCOLO IS HOLDING A SENZU. REPEAT, PICCOLO IS HOLDING A SENZU.
>>655582The bean daddy is out of beans we had three left. Piccolo has one and the other was used on Goku, I dunno about Chichi... Her neck was broken.
>>655582He's out>>655574Yeah, Goku ate one of those, and so did Chichi>>655493>>655515>>655491>>655488DEADLOCK
>>655597FUCK IT! BEAR CLAW THE ARM WITH THE BEAN
>>655597>DEADLOCK>E. Beef Piccolo's mom
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>655608
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>655608
>>655603NO DC>>655597Thunder punch
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>655608May Brock Lesnar power my roll.
Yall should thank JC Denton for defusing this bomb of a situation
>>655612No bombs to difuse, except the daily dose.
>>655612Than you anonExactly on the DC
>>655630If JC Denton were here, things would be different
>>655612>>655614>>655620With Piccolo's back turned, you have the perfect opportunity to strike. You don't know why he's so terrified of Goku now, but you do know that he's going to pay for ignoring you. You channel energy into your right fist, which begins to crackle with electricity.While Piccolo and Goku stare one another down, you slam your fist into the back of Piccolo's knee causing him to cry out in pain as his knee buckles and electricity courses through his body.Jumping up, you then deliver a kick to the back of Piccolo's head, sending him slamming to the ground in front of you.Goku's expression doesn't change; he continues to stare at the fallen demon with a serious expression. Piccolo quickly rises, looking toward you with a scowl.>A. Fall back quickly>B. Prepare to defend>C. Attack again>D. Something else
>>655731>D. Charge up energy
>>655731>A. Fall back quickly>B. Prepare to defend
>>655731>C.He isn't gonna play with us anymore is he?
>>655746He's officially pissed
>>655731>two controlled Light Shots, one at each hand
>>655731Whats the DC to fake charge a Kamehamahaha and ram him by firing through our feet instead?
>>655782GIVE HIM A HALF-BREED TO SHOW HIM THE MAGIC OF PARENTHOOD
>>655782He knows about Zenkai too.
>>655836well that explains why Goku caught him off guard.
>>655836Yeah, that's why he's freaked out about Goku
>>655739>>655740>>655746Still got a three way tie
>>655874I change my vote to>>655740
>>655874I'll change to A and B
>>655885>>655880>>655740Moving back as fast as you can, you prepare to defend yourself, only for Piccolo to give chase immediately with speed you can't possibly compete with. "I'm your opponent now!" Goku loudly declares to Piccolo, rushing forward and taking Piccolo's attention away from you.The two fighters collide and quickly begin to exchange attacks, and you soon understand why Piccolo looked so afraid. Goku's power has increased immensely, nearly doubling where it was before. With this new strength, he's able to keep pace with Piccolo, and, as you watch, it seems he may actually win. Slowly but surely, Piccolo is forced back, and Goku soon manages to break through the demon's defenses, landing a kick to the gut.Piccolo hunches over, then stretches both arms, circling them behind Goku and blasting the Saiyan in the back. As Goku cries out in pain, Piccolo shoots a blast of energy from his antennae, further damaging your friend. Piccolo then follows up with a punch that sends Goku crashing to the ground. "Nice try, Goku," Piccolo tells him. "But your Saiyan biology won't do you any good against me.""My what?" Goku asks, picking himself up. "Your kind grow stronger each time they fight, and especially when they recover from a serious injury," Piccolo explains. "That's why your power increased just now. Wounding a Saiyan is the worst mistake you can make if you don't finish them off."Goku chuckles. "Well, looks like you messed up, then.""I won't make the same mistake twice," Piccolo promises, putting two fingers to his forehead. "MAKANKOSAPO!" he shouts, pointing both fingers at Goku and unleashing a spiraling beam of energy.Goku leaps out of the way, retreating into the air, only to find himself pursued by a series of energy blasts from Piccolo.>A. Rush Piccolo while he's distracted>B. Bear Shout up at Piccolo as a distraction>C. Kamehameha>D. Launch yourself up toward Piccolo by firing a Kamehameha Wave from your foot>E. Stay out of this, now>F. Something else
>>655939>>C. KamehamehaDO IT
*skims thread. Piccolo already iced Chichi and almost killed Goku in one shot*I wish you the best of luck, anons. I gotta spend the rest of my evening with relatives that decided come over. I'll at least give my possibly one contribution for tonight's thread.>B. Bear Shout up at Piccolo as a distraction
>>655949Piccolo ain't fucking around
>Charge a Lightning Controlled Shot and wait for the right moment to use it
>>655939>KAMEHAMEHAIt is time anons!
>>655939>B.I want to do the Kamehameha but it might take too long
>>655949Have fun with your family anon
>>655960What would the dc for it be, we already made one for that Loch ness monster in Wheelo's lab.
>>655960>>655975No DC required, but what would you be looking for as far as a right moment
>>655964>>655948>>655966>>655949Well, we got us another deadlock
>>655989Possibly when he is charging an attack or rushing in.
>>656029Change me to Kamehameha then Som
>>656046>>655964>>655948Just for shits and giggles, you get three rolls to find out how strong your Kamehameha Wave is. Since I never assigned a roll, it will distract him no matter what. But, as I am also a firm believer in power levels being bullshit, if you roll high enough, you can actually damage him.ROLL
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>656063Lewds give me strength
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>656063
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>656063
>>656070I should have rolled with Denton>>656072THE DENTON IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
>>656069Of course for my first roll in this quest I roll low just like real life damn you dice
>>656072>>656070>>656069>>656046>>655964>>655948Goku nimbly dodges Piccolo's blasts, but the demon isn't a fool. He aims his attacks and works to anticipate Goku's movements, with the result of his attacks growing closer and closer to hitting their target each time. With the constant flurry of blasts, Goku is unable to move in to attack Piccolo, which means it's only a matter of time before a lucky shot turns the tables firmly in the demon's favor.You decide to give your friend another bit of help. Cupping your hands at your side, you begin to gather energy, channeling it into your palms as you use one of your favorite techniques."KA....ME....HA....ME.....HAAAAA!!!!!" you scream, thrusting your hands up toward Piccolo and unleashing a colossal wave of energy that forces the others to shield their eyes.Piccolo turns toward the sound, and his eyes widen just before the blast strikes him full force with a colossal explosion. The shockwave causes your hair to whip around, and forces you to shield your eyes, but you soon look up at Piccolo, feeling a smirk appear on your face as you see that you've done a bit of damage.He's hardly out of the fight, and without Goku around to help you, he would probably proceed to turn you into a stain on the Lookout, but you've caused him some pain, and left some nice scorch marks, and that's worth something.Before Piccolo can pay you back, Goku drops from the sky, elbowing Piccolo in the face and sending him crashing into the Lookout's main building. "Thanks," Goku tells you as he lands by your side. "Nice shot."Smoke and dust rise from Kami's cherished building, and Piccolo steps out from it with a scowl."You aren't going to stop pestering me," he tells you. "Unless I put you down.""Hey, don't forget, if you go after him, you'll have me to deal with!" Goku warns."Trust me, I know," Piccolo assures Goku.He reaches up, removing his cape and turban before tossing them aside. Then, he locks his elbows at his sides, and lets out a yell. A bright light surrounds his body, and you hear Tenshinhan let out an indignant cry as your foe's body splits in two.The two Piccolo's smirk. "How's this? Two on two seems a lot more fair."Goku shakes his head, looking disappointed. "Come on, Piccolo, don't you remember the problem with that technique?""It splits my power, I know," Piccolo assures Goku. "Luckily, I have a workaround.">A. Enough talk, charge!>B. Get into a fighting stance and see what he does>C. Something else
>>656133>>A. Enough talk, charge!We have to kill one before he can pull out the kaioken
>>656133DC to solar flare his butt and pummel him back into one while he's disoriented?
>>656133>>A. Enough talk, charge!
>>656173NiceHe doesn't know you know it, so 59
>>656133>AKami save us
>>656133>you hear Tenshinhan let out an indignant cryWhy isn't Tien helping out anyways? Even Yamcha should be helping. What the fuck
>>656184Going for it
>>656184Changing my vote to this
>>656184change to this. We should probably tell our group to close their eyes right before
Lewd for the dice
>>656184I'll back it.
>>656193>>656184shit, this pls
>>656196It's one of those "we'd get in the way" type things. Unless they see a good opportunity to help, they're backing off for now>>656205If you do that, your roll goes up
>>656184Do this thenAlso SOM does this rape train serve snacks?
>>656220Ok, fuck the warning then. And Tien and Yamcha should at least be funneling ki to one of us.
>>656220Just like when we fought King PiccoloAlso lewds
>>656224Well, there are nuts
>>656232>NutsWorstRapeTrainEver.1/10Needs food and complimentary lube.
>>656236They do have free medical care though.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>656237For Bulma and Trunks!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>656237I'm gonna shove these nuts in the hole we'll blow in him.>>656241But I don't want my daily dose.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>656237Let's try again
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>656237
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>656237I got this
Have a lewd for my other shameful roll.>>656249And lewd clutch!
>>656249>Bulma in bunny costume>69>Let's try againQuality post
>>656243>>656249>>656247>>656173>>656184Piccolo's trying to use one of Tenshinhan's moves to bring himself to victory, but another of Tenshinhan's moves is going to stop that from happening.Quickly raising your hands in front of your face, you shout at the top of your lungs. "SOLAR FLARE!"A blinding flash of light disorients those around you, including the two Piccolo's. This gives you the chance you need, and you rush forward, kicking one Piccolo into the other with all of your might, forcing them to merge back into one being.Back in one body, Piccolo pulls himself off of the ground, the blinding light fading and allowing him to glare at you with all of his hatred."Fine, I'll just take you both out like this," he decides. "We'll see about that!" Goku tells him, raising his right hand and clenching it into a fist. "I think, between the two of us, you'll have your work cut out for you.""You think so, huh?" Piccolo asks, smirking. "You never were very smart. Kaio-Ken.""What?" Goku asks.Suddenly surrounded by an intense red aura, Piccolo launches himself at Goku, hitting the Saiyan with a kick to the jaw before there's even a chance to react. Goku is thrown into the air, and Piccolo gives chase, quickly catching up with your friend and placing a palm on his chest. "Goodbye, Goku!" Piccolo shouts, firing a wave of energy into Goku's chest that sends the Saiyan plummeting off the edge of the Lookout. "Goku!" Yamcha shouts in horror."No way..." Tenshinhan breathes in disbelief."GOKU!" Chichi shouts after the falling Saiyan.Little Kori runs toward the edge, leaping off the side of the Lookout. "DAD!"Piccolo chuckles darkly from his place in the sky, watching the little girl chase after her falling father. He seems entirely unconcerned now, and with the energy you're sensing from him, it's easy to see why.Piccolo sighs, and the aura around him fades, his power level dropping back to normal.>A. Ask what just happened>B. Bear Shout>C. Charge>D. Get into a defensive stance>E. Something else
>>656345>>B. Bear ShoutWE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR EXPOSITION
>>656345Looks like the rape train has had a passenger disembark.Goku is gonna be sore from that.>B
>>656345>E. Hold Kami hostage
>>656367He can still zenkai two more times.We should chase after and fix him.
>>656369This is a better idea now that I think about it
>>656378No more beans, no healers.
>>656384We had three beans.It seems goku's eaten one.So we have two more.
>>656345>EAfterimage into a full nelson, shout for Tien to Dodonpa us both
>>656384Can't Kami heal?
>>656384There is a Senzu still in play. Piccolo is holding it.
>>656388Chi-Chi ate one and Piccolo has the other.
>>656388>>656384Piccolo has one, Goku and Chi-Chi both already ate one
>>656388Goku had one, so did Chi-Chi, and Piccolo caught the one we tried throwing to Goku.
>>656398might want to get that bean back then, for more than one reason.
>>656407>>656398>>656400>>656395HE DIDN'T DROP IT AFTER WE MOLLY-WHOPPED HIM?
>>656400>>656395Which he probably dropped from either getting lightening punched and we never noticed it. Hopefully Kori was paying attention.
>>656413Maybe it's in his Gi?
>>656416it probably would have been crushed from the kamehameha, wouldnt it?
>>656345>"You think so, huh?" Piccolo asks, smirking. "You never were very smart. Kaio-Ken.">"What?" Goku asks.>Not "Kaio-what?" Goku asks.You had one job, Som. ONE JOB.
>>656354>>656361>>656367You have to do something! Opening your mouth wide and directing energy upward, you fire a wave of light up at the demon, hoping to catch him off-guard."FOOL!" he shouts, backhanding the attack away with little effort and sending it flying off the edge of the Lookout.You feel your jaw clench as the demon looks down at you, gathering his energy."NOW YOU DIE!" Piccolo roars, flying down toward you with killing intent made clear."No!" Tenshinhan shouts, getting between the two of you and forming a diamond with his fingers. "KIKO-"Beams of light shoot from Piccolo's eyes, piercing Tenshinhan's chest before he has the chance to finish his attack. The three-eyed warrior lets out a groan, falling forward and collapsing to the ground.Piccolo stops his charge, glaring loathsomely toward the fallen fighter. "You scum never learn. You should have all bowed to the superior species when you had the chance."An approaching energy draws both of your attentions, and you look over to see Kori flying back onto the Lookout, carrying her father, who looks very badly hurt, but alive.Piccolo growls. "Why won't you die, Goku?"Kori gently sets her father down on the ground, a look of great worry on her face.Casually, Piccolo raises his left hand, gathering energy.>A. Put yourself between him and Goku>B. Charge Piccolo>C. Stay where you are>D. Something else
>>656469>A.I don't suppose we have enough time to use our ki shield?
>>656469>A. Put yourself between him and Goku>B. Charge Piccolo>D. Solar Flare
>>656469>>A. Put yourself between him and GokuAnd fucking brace ourselves
>>656469>D. Grab Kami, put him and yourself between Piccolo and Goku
>>656469>A>DCharge a Super Kamehameha with all of our energy
>>656482You could try, but I would advise against it
>>656493Changing to this
>>656469>A. Put yourself between him and GokuBrace ourselves, go full power if need be
>>656469>AI guess it's time we disembark the rape train.If only we could have avoided our daily dose.
>>656469>>A. Put yourself between him and Goku
>>656527>Thinking that you could deny the doc
>>656502That bad? I guess Bulma is going to be furious
>>656539>furiousKind of an understatement. And imagine how Trunks is gonna take it?
>>656539We promised not to die against the Sayians. Nothing about not dying against Piccolo.
>>656557Did we even visit Bulma before heading off to the lookout?
>>656557>Implying bulma will give a shit about the technicalities.
>>656539Going to end up in the hospitals burn ward.
>>656482>>656492>>656522>>656527You can't defeat Piccolo, but you can't just let him kill your friend, either. Moving with all of the speed you have, you quickly put yourself between Piccolo and Goku.Smirking, Piccolo holds his palm toward you, firing a beam of energy that throws you backwards and sends you crashing behind Kori and Goku."Poor Tofoo," Piccolo mocks as he approaches the three of you. "So used to playing the hero, you can't accept that now you're nothing but a sidekick."He begins to rise into the air, holding his palm down toward you. "I think it's time we retired you once and for all."He begins to gather energy, but before he can make the shot, a white ball of light clocks him over the back of his head, causing him to descend several feet.Looking around, you spot Yamcha, making movements with his hands. The ball that struck Piccolo once already proceeds to come around and slam into his face, seemingly causing the demon some actual pain.Unsure how long Yamcha will be able to keep that up, you try to stand, but find that it takes tremendous effort to do so. You're banged up pretty bad, and are probably useless in this fight, now.With a yell, Yamcha brings the ball of light crashing onto Piccolo's back, and you hear the green warrior cry out in pain as it detonates, obscuring him in black smoke.Yamcha takes a moment to catch his breath, then glances toward you. "Tofoo, are you okay?">A. Yeah, you'll live>B "Okay" is kind of hard to say in this situation>C. Tell him to keep his guard up>D. Something else
>>656621>A. Yeah, you'll live>C. Tell him to keep his guard up
>>656621>A. Yeah, you'll live>C. Tell him to keep his guard up>D. Grab Kami, hold him hostage
>>656621>C.Give him a thumbs up if we can move our arms, oh Yamcha I am proud. Piccolo is right but I don't care
>>656621>>D. KILL KAMI NOW
>>656621>D. Seriously, fucking kill kami. We can't beat piccolo and even if we magically do despite having no fighting power left, as soon as he's better we'll just have to fight him again.
>>656621>>A. Yeah, you'll live>>C. Tell him to keep his guard up>>>D. Something elseFULL FUCKING RETREAT
>>656653you forced our handthis wouldn't have happened if we had gone bearmode
>>656653I didn't say to kill Kami, but Piccolo won't attack us if we're a millisecond from ending Kami's life.
>>656653IT'S OUR BEST BET GODDAMNIT
>>656657>Implying it's ogre
>>656657We can always run awayRegroup And fight another day
>>656669except no we fucking can't.we're all on death's door and he's faster than us.he's going to kill us when we try to run.>>656666sure fucking looks that way, ultra-satan.
>>656621>A. Yeah, you'll live>C. Tell him to keep his guard up>>656669Can we? He probably has great ki sensing abilities and normal sensing abilities and he knows where we live
>>656666>satanic quadsFuck that. I'm ending it here and now. Kami is getting a bear shout up his ass
>>656682Kami's perfectly capable of killing himself if he thinks it's necessary, dude probably has a plan of some kind.
>>656669NO THE FUCK WE CAN'T BRO!
>>656702Didn't he ask Tien to do it in the manga?
>nobody's willing to kill kami even though not doing so is going to result in everyone else dying insteadFuckin' moralfags, i swear.Retarded as shit.inb4 pic related
>>656740the only problem might be that Kami still hasn't told us where his ship is.
Looks like I got some time left to check up this thread again.>>656666>tfw Yamcha is going to get Yamchaed soon>tfw Piccolo is probably getting ready to deliver a Kiaoken x4 up where the sun don't shine>C. Tell him to keep his guard up
>>656757Non-issue, can still talk to him any time with baba.
>>656740It'd be kinda OOC Tofoo cried when Kami died from when Piccolo got vaporized by the combined Kamehameha, he felt incredibly guilty about the whole thing. I also think if we just hold Kami hostage and threaten Piccolos life he wouldn't buy it.
>>656630>>656640>>656676>>656679"Yeah, I'll live," you assure him. "But, keep your guard up.""Right," Yamcha tells you, looking back toward the cloud of smoke.A beam of light shoots down from it, and Yamcha just barely manages to get out of the way, only for a long arm to stretch and deliver a punch to Yamcha's gut. Spit and blood fly from the scar-faced warrior's mouth, and he's send slamming against the ground.Piccolo's arm retracts as the smoke begins to clear, and he glares toward the defeated warrior before setting his sights back on you, then looking at Goku."I've spent too much time playing around," he decides, holding his palm toward the fallen Saiyan.Kori looks up toward the Namekian, her little eyes shimmering with fear."Don't!" she shouts.Smirking and letting out a laugh, Piccolo gathers energy into his left hand. "PLEASE!" Kori begs.With a final laugh, Piccolo unleashes his attack, firing a massive blast of light down toward the two Saiyans. Unable to reach them in time, unable to stop the attack, you pray for a miracle. But, nothing stops the blast from reaching Kori, and immediately flying back upward toward Piccolo. Crying out in shock, Piccolo thrusts his right had toward the oncoming blast, firing a second attack that causes it to detonate before it can reach him. There's a blinding flash and loud boom, and Piccolo once more becomes obscured from your vision.But, you aren't looking at Piccolo anyway. Instead, you're looking at the little girl, who glares up at the Namekian with pure rage, and who's radiating with power that puts even Piccolo's to shame.Her little hands are clenched into fist, and her entire body shudders with anger as she takes in several quick breaths. "I said....LEAVE MY DADDY ALONE!"With that, she explodes into the air, rushing toward a disbelieving Piccolo, who readies himself for another fight.>End UpdatesThat's it for tonight, anons, glad to have you back, and I hope you had fun.Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running this or Earthbender Quest (I will probably be running this again tomorrow night)As always, I will stay around for a while to address questions, comments, and concerns
>>656766He's going to kill everyone.Us, chichi, goku, tien, yamucha, kori, mr.popo, everyone.Everyone is going to die.As opposed to one person.Not to mention the unthinkable horror that awaits the humans that survive his conquest of earth and subsequent rule.
>>656777Oh right, Hybrid Vigor.Jackpot.
>>656766It's not like we wouldn't feel guilty about it this time either. If we were just stronger, nobody would have needed to die.
>>656766Not to mention Popo is in guard dog mode.
>>656777Damn Kori. Thanks for running Som. I'm not sure how to feel right now. Are Bulma and the gang still watching us with Baba?
>>656777Nice trips and nice session. Thanks as always for running.Just as a note, what are power-levels looking like right now?
>>656791Funny, Chichi thinks the same thing>>656798Yes>>656793
>>656777So how did we do against the daily dose?
>>656777>>656800Oh and have a quick sketch for putting up with my constant demands for murder
>>656800BullshitFuck power levelsBut I guess Goku would be around 8,000, and Piccolo would be around 7,500>>656805You took it like a champ>>656806I love you
>>656777Thanks for running.Did Piccolo suffer any backlash from using Kiaoken x2? I know when Goku used it he suffered a bit of damage, but Namekian biology in theory should repair the damage enough he can either use it more often, or use higher dosages without his body shredding itself,
>>656802That makes me feel worse about this whole thing.
>>656777Also, did Piccolo just steal the idea of the Saiyan saga and changed it to the Namekian saga instead?
>>656813>I love youIf you loved me you would have had Kami explode as soon as Piccolo arrived.
>>656814He used it only briefly, and even had he overused it, his body could repair the damage (albiet with a significant use of his energy to regenerate)>>656825Partly, we're really in the Namek Saga right about now>>656826Not that much>>656824Don't like making your poor wife worry?
>>656835>Don't like making your poor wife worry?Is everybody just ignoring our son?
>>656814I think he said last time on Dragonball Quest that while Piccolo can use Kaio-Ken a lot more without damaging his body, using that technique AND regeneration at the same time drains his energy. So we pretty much have to hold out long enough for him to burn himself out.
>>656841He's one, he really doesn't understand what's going on. So long as you don't die on him, he should be fine
>>656853If we die, will Piccolo take Trunks?
>>656853One more thing. The pod baby Kakkarot came still exists, right?
>>656835No especially since she knows Goku is our better and he went down twice. What was her reaction to Vegeta putting us in a crater?
>>656860Why would he bother with a one year old?He might take Goku or Krillin's kids, though>>656843Yeah, pretty much
>>656853>>656860And have we met Tights?
>>656835Did Piccolo have flash backs from when he was his own dad when we were pummeling around? Who's he more scared of Goku's saiyan abilities or the fact that we can still keep up with him even though we are weaker?
>>656871>Why would he bother with a one year old?He certainly wouldn't put up much of a fuss or cry for daddy all the time.
>>656869She thought you were going to die, so she pretty much had a breakdown until they found out you were alive>>656868Yes>>656872Very briefly, once.>>656878>One year old>Not fussy>>656874Goku, no contest. He sees you as a nuisance, but only a minor threat at this point
>>656900I swear, that wasn't intentional
>>656887>One year old>Not fussyI mean when he's actually old enough to train he won't have any attachment to anybody.And Goku's pod being a thing has made Kami's untimely death the best option in my eyes. I'm sure he and Popo would understand.
>>656887Did he even bother asking King Kai about how a human was able to keep up with a saiyan and a demon/alien/slug?
>>656907He just assumed it was because the saiyan and namekian had grown up on Earth, too, and not know what they were>>656904Sure>>656910Look, I'm yo fadda, I just made you
>>656907I can answer that, hard work and guts! Worlds strongest (human)!
>>656920I got your daddy right here.
>>656930Okay, enough talking with the dogs here>>656925You forgot pushups, situps, and plenty of juice
>>656944How do you feel about Zamasu having his own clone in Goku's body and having their own cabin out in the lake near some mountains.
>>656990Seems comfy as fuck to me
>>656944True, I was gonna say weighted training but I can't find a screencap of Noriko running with her weighted sandals
>>656995>ningens>in my comfy log cabin
>>657058Before I forget, how well was Piccolo able to adjust to the 10x gravity on King Kai's planet? Also, what will it take for this Piccolo to soften up like in canon?
We might actually be able to get to Namek in half the time it took in canon if we play our cards right and survive.
>>657167It took him time, but as you can see, he succeededWho knows?>>658024Good luck, Piccolo knows where the ship is
Well fuck me Goku is our superior in every way right nowSom do we have a hard cap on our power level and how hard do we have to train to at least be equal to goku
>>658753As far as I know Piccolo status, so strongest after the saiyans
>>658753>>658769We will see how strong you can become with time. Maybe, just maybe, you can reach near Vegeta status
>>658791Can't our father-in-law just Android us?
The power emanating from Kori is nothing short of amazing, and you find yourself wondering why exactly she didn't use this sort of strength against the Saiyans. She moves with speed so great that even Piccolo can't keep up, striking the Namekian in the gut with a powerful punch before he can even try to defend.Howling with rage, the young daughter of Goku repeatedly strikes Piccolo in the same spot before throwing an uppercut into his jaw, followed by a kick that sends him sailing skyward.Lowering her right hand, Kori turns her palm upward, curling her fingers toward the center. A red ball of light appears just above her palm, and she raises her hand above her head, doing the motion of an underhand throw and unleashing a massive red beam of light. As the attack rushes toward Piccolo, you're all-but certain that it will destroy the demon once and for all.Piccolo sees it coming, and from where you stand, you can hear him shout."KAIO-KEN!"Surrounded by a red aura once again, Piccolo manages to avoid the blast, which continues to ascend into the sky. He rushes down, charging Kori, and the two fighters collide, exchanging a savage series of punches and kicks. Amazingly, despite Piccolo's surge of power, Kori is keeping up quite well. However, her smaller stature is giving Piccolo the advantage.>A. Go check on Yamcha>B. Ask Chichi if she thinks she can hit Piccolo with a Kienzan>C. Go see if Tenshinhan is still breathing>D. Stand back and watch>E. Something else
>>657006Which episode was that?I'm a weeb, so of course i have gunbuster.I'll post it if you remember.
>>658828>B. Ask Chichi if she thinks she can hit Piccolo with a KienzanTitty full clutch in these battles, jesus christ we need to learn the kienzan immediately
>>658828>C.>>6588381 when she is still on earth during the training montage
>>658828>B. Ask Chichi if she thinks she can hit Piccolo with a Kienzan
>>658828>B>>658844If I remember correctly we do know it but we it isn't perfect yet as we learned it on the fly
>>658852I'm pretty sure you learned the Solar Flare, but not the Kienzan
>>658853We used kinezan on vegeta but he just dodged out of the way right?
>>658850>>658844The battle up there is slowly turning in Piccolo's favor once again. Kori is putting up an amazing fight, but you know that, with the way things are going, she won't be able to win on her own.Yamcha is probably down for the count, and Goku and Tenshinhan could both very well be on death's door. That leaves you, injured and likely useless, and Chichi, who lacks the power to match Piccolo, but just might have an ability in her arsenal that will even the odds."Chichi," you say to the woman. "Do you think you can hit Piccolo with a Kienzan?"Her eyes narrow, and she carefully studies the battle taking place over head. She soon shakes her head, a look of frustration on her face."If I try, I'll probably end up hitting Kori," she answers.Your hands clench into fists, and you let out a frustrated growl. Movement then catches your eye, and you spot Tenshinhan, clutching his chest, slowly moving toward Yamcha. The scar-faced warrior, picking himself up after the beating he received from Piccolo, looks on his friend with relief. But, that expression soon turns to a mix of resignation and determination as the two exchange words.>A. Go over there and see what they're up to>B. Stay where you are and watch Kori>C. Ask Kami and Popo if they have any ideas>D. Something else
>>658863I don't recall that happening
>>658864DDC to get so fucking frustrated that we get a power upRage is key to power in dbz,right?
>>658871Partly. But even with an increase in strength, you're hurt pretty badly. It might not be so simple80
>>658864>D. Something elseMaybe we can make a plan to get him in a full nelson?
>>658864Did piccolo drop the magic bean when he got smacked around by rage toddler?
>>658881Might be the only way we don't get fucking team wipedWe have to pull a krillin and take one for the team so we can all get super stronk Also gives Kami even more motivation to send us to namek
>>658864>C. Ask Kami and Popo if they have any ideas"Any fast way to make him stop being such a jackass?"
>>658893>CBecause we need a fucking plan and Kami is probably going to be the one thinking rationally right now
>>658898>>658874This is a dumbass plan, but whatever80
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>658904
>>658909>>658904>>658898Still have two more rolls
Guys I was joking about the Nelson this is a terrible idea please stop.
>>658921Too late, time to roll
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>658904>>658909>>658918>>658929Well if we're fucked, we're fucked. Let's do it, then. At least it's always entertaining!
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>658904Kami why Why didn't you spend time with piccobro
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Rolled 27 (1d100)>>658904
>>658934YaaaaaayWe succeeded at suicide Now all that needs to happen is for bulma to guilt trip Kami
>>658934Well I'll be
>>658934>>658932>>658909Ah, the one time you wouldn't want to succeed.....
>>658934So we pulled off the terrible idea?
>>658934Welp, maybe we get the KaioGainz anyway
>>658947How bar is Kami going to guilt trip himself How hard is bulma going to cryHow sad will trunks be
>be playing civ>look back over at the thread>mfw full nelsonkaio-ken here we come
What the fuck did you guys do, you could have just suplexed him instead of hugging him tight like Raditz.
>>658972Where's Suplexanon when you need him?
>>658972>"Okay! I'll suplex him and..."">Oh, how brave! Tofoo is sacrificing himself by hold Piccolo.">"No I'm not. This is just step one in a suplex you guys.">*sniff* "We'll always remember you, Tofoo!">Bulma: "I know you'd want me to move on. You don't have to say it."
>>658975Is it possible for us to eat the Senzu piccolo has before we die?
>>658972I didn't want to do thisBut at least in death we fucked over the green manUnless he just breaks our neck as soon as we full Nelson him
>>658979Considering you'd be sliced in half, that wouldn't really work
>>658982We got smushed by a Great Ape Vegeta at full power, doubt getting sliced like sushi is going to be hard to get back together if we just connect the parts back again.Not to mention you guys probably just set up Kori to get killed by Freeza instead now.
>>658996No, if you get sliced in half, you're either dead, or living without lower half
>>658997>living without lower halfIf you can call that living!
>>658997Can we get borged if that happens?
>>658996Oh wait, that's rightOf course friza could always kill yamcha......................................................
The hell? I'm gone for half an hour and we are getting Radditz'd
>>659011At least we gave Piccolo the daily dose, instead of being the one receiving it.
>>659004>instead of 17 and 18 being so randos gero brogs is and vege to make it even more emotional>krillins feel when we become best friends with vege
>>658934>>658932>>658909>>658904>>658898>>658874A really, really stupid idea comes to your mind; you'll put Piccolo in a full nelson, then let Chichi use the Kienzan to kill you both. Bulma would probably beat the living hell out of you if she found out, and if it doesn't work, Piccolo might just kill you.Still, you decide to try it.Shooting off the ground, you quickly fly up behind Piccolo, taking him by surprise and gripping him in a full nelson. "What?!" he shouts, glancing back toward you."Chichi!" you shout down as you struggle to keep a grip on Piccolo. "Use your Kienzan, now!"Kori stares at you with confusion, her rage seeming to fade, and with it, her power. She backs away, watching as you struggle to keep hold of the demon.For a moment, Piccolo looks scared, but then he laughs loudly. "You idiot, did you forget I can do this?"His arms stretch, moving first forward, then coming around behind the two of you, palms placed against your back.You scream in pain as two energy blasts scorch your skin, and you release your grip on Piccolo, falling to the ground below."Tofoo!" Chichi shouts.The red glow surrounding Piccolo fades, and he throws back his head with another round of laughter. >A. Ask Chichi if she thinks she can hit him now>B. Try to get back up (80)>C. Something else
>>659049>B.Well back to work
>>658997No problem, our wife is part of of the greatest scientific families in the world, she can get our asses sewn back together, as long as we survive the slicing.
>>659049>succeed roll>failWhy even have a DC?
>>659049>BFall to the dark side Let the rage consume you
>>659061It was a dumb movePiccolo had an out and we knew thatThe DC is probably a way of seeing if we actually survive
>>659061because the QM doesn't care for our shenanigans
>>659049If he was going to get us off him you should have still have written Chichi throwing it and hitting him by us landing a lucky shot enough to keep him busy and us barely getting hit by the disc, least the roll wouldn't have been wasted.
>>659049>B. Try to get back up (80)
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>659114
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>659114
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>>659151>>659145>>659137WelpWe out of the fight nowWe might also be ded
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>659114Please don't let us disembark the rape train.We will arrive at victory.
SOM's burnt out cause I beefed his mom so hard he felt it. Feel better, SOM.
>>659159...so late anon...the rape train is already here
Som is kill
>>659488Read teh twitter.He got annoyed enough at stupidity that he's waiting until Weds to continue.
>>659492Honestly the problem is that after a certain point, anons just stop giving a fuck.
>>659747though the main thing is that deadlocks are a bad idea.
>>6582819 hours late, but if you're talking about Kami's ship, that's not the one I'm talking about.
>>659765Goku's ship, then?>>659484Late honeymoon to space? How romantic>>659492No, I just crashed. I need a day or two to recuperate
>>660032>Goku's ship, then?Correct.
>>660032>>660079Also I hope you rest well.
>>660089ThanksAnd yeah, that ship is still intact, the Briefs could probably build something reasonably impressive with it within about two weeks. It could probably make the trip to Namek in half the time it would take Kami's ship
>>660104So long as he can put in a gravity machine, we're golden. Thanks for the clarification.
>>660121It won't be as strong as Goku's, but yeah, he should be able to add it
>>660133You mean it wouldn't be able to the 100g the canon one did?
>>660139>to the*to do the
>>660139No, but it would be more than the ten you can do now, at least twenty times, probably more
>>660143So we could go early and have an okay gravity machine, or go later and have the best one possible?
>>660150The longer you delay, the more time Piccolo (and, unknown to you, Freeza) have to gather the Dragonballs
>>660162It now occurs to me that killing Vegeta may not have been the best of ideas
>>660169Consequences for everythingPiccolo will go there knowing more about Namekians than Vegeta did
>>660176Depending on how we play this, he might not even be going to Namek.
>>660162So does the PTO know or consider both Nappa and Vegeta dead?And if they did, are they surprised from the low pl's that did it, let alone them being aware of the ape form?
>>660185We shall see>>660188They aren't sure yet, but they'll figure it out sooner or later. Even when they do, Freeza will shrug it off as Vegeta and Nappa being careless.
>>660203How will Piccolo convince other Namekians to fuse with him?
>>660232>Implying that's the plan
>put Piccolo in a Full Nelson>want to cut the guy who can regen and has a Senzu in halfYou could have performed a Dragon Suplex on him. That's it, you're all on the list, you stupid idiots.
>>660453WHERE WERE YOU?!
Hope you feel better Som, and take your time you work hard for us and put up with stuff like that Full Nelson suggestion>>660453I was working suplex I am sorry I couldn't stop them
>>660459Eating dinner. I assumed you wouldn't be running tonight.Hell, they could have grabbed him, given him a German Suplex and then tried to find the Senzu while we bridged the suplex and he was recovering, and get it to Goku.
>>660459And you're on the list for letting them even try that and not making the DC something like 99.
It's funny because we are almost at scrub level fighter now. Good luck at Namek Tofoo.
>>660821You're one of the strongest, still>>660503....
>>661077Stop railroading us into making bad decisionsLove you som
>>661127>RailroadingCome on, now
Tofoo is just a filthy ningen. And so is everyone else and they aren't even half as much Tofoo is and they all pretty much are kill too.Vegeta is kill and so is Goku for now. No Zenkai spam here.The only real choice here is to make Kori get even more gud by Time Chamber spam and somehow asspull her into the first Super Saiyan.We can't even beat Piccolo now and god forbid he forcibly fuses with Kami or goes on a fusion spree on Namek.lol FriezaWe are pretty fucked honestly, we'll need some real good asspull to keep at itJust fucking kill Kami already too.
>>661147but som, everything is railroadingpresenting 5 dfferent options is railroadingQMing is railroadingfailure is railroadingnot being the best at everything is railroadingC H O O C H O O
>>661155Who needs Zenkai, we're not retarded and will HOPEFULLY cut Freezer into giblets before he leaves first form. Just gotta break those scouters
>>661155Good luck on Namek, maggot
>>661223Yeah, like that worked so well with Piccolo huh?Freeza knows how to use Death Saucer so he won't be retarded and think haha look at the spinny saw so funny.Besides, with how shit-tier we are now I'm sure even Frieza chunks would be able to kick our asses sideways to Sunday.>>661376>Implying we are gonna make it there in first placeAlso, who was the genius who let Kami bring back an obviously evil and souped up Piccolo from the other world after we defeated Vegeta and Nappa? We should've let him rot in the other world now that he's not needed anymore.
>>661417He also can't sense energy, not that we know that, but we're also not Goku and won't challenge the dude a hundred times stronger than us head-onGood point about Piccolo though
I pray we die to Freiza at an appropriate time to awaken the legendary warrior sleeping in Goku.
>>660503>you're on the list Jericho pls leaveSo somWhen we inevitably get team wiped on nam because of vegeta not being there to gank the scrubs, will you run another dragon ball quest?If so will green man adventures happen again?Will we be able to be pick Kai as our race?
>>661771Not for a whilemaybemaybe
>>663353How about....a wrestling quest?hmmmm?
>>663513Ask miniseries anon about that
>>663740Som I think these weeklong breaks are pretty. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
>>663837Hey, Som, are you willing to change the pacing of the series' lore to accommodate for a more fair going experiencing for us?I mean, can you not make it so that we're leagues behind Goku at all times because>no Super Saiyan And making us irrelevant?How about you get rid of Super Saiyan forms and powerdown Cell if we make it that far?pls
>>665552>Playing on easyPls
>>665568Is body-snatching still on the table by any chance?
>>665552Cutting out Super Saiyan by itself would drastically power down Cell. In Canon he's almost always using the first form. It's why he always has the gold aura.
>>661223We are pretty much doomed after the super saiyan power up.
>>665749Well if I read this>>658791 correctly we can get Vegeta status with what I assume is training autism and hard work. Here are some numbers if you care about that sort of thing.
>>665586Well, you will be on Namek>>665763These numbers get rediculous
>>665920I don't even think power levels serve a point anymore.It seems bullshit.Then again did they ever serve a point?
I just remembered how plain the ki system isIt's just punching people and shooting lasers at themThe science of the battle system(one of the coolest things in a shonen) is almost nonexistent It's just get angry and shoot lasersOr maybe that's just me being spoiled by the nen system in hunterxhunter
>>665920If we meet Ginyu I will use all of my power to get Tofoo hit by the change beam instead of Goku. I can't fight another Goku again not after last time. Also those numbers are ridiculous.
>>665763The numbers by Buu saga are smaller than I expected. Weird.
>>665928The point to me always seemed to be that trying to give a concrete number to the strength of warriors was an empty gesture, as almost every power reading that showed up in the series was inaccurate or irrelevant>>666074Of course you can fight Goku again
>>666265Even if the official numbers are wrong or don't matter, most people aren't going to throw away a metric that can measure their favorite characters like that.People also tend to ignore everything Toriyama did to make power levels defunct as a concept anyways.
>>666275That's why I get irritated every time someone asks for power levels, they've missed the point entirely, and giving those numbers means nothing, because they never hold up anyhow.
>>666280I feel ya Som. I really do.
>>659137>>659145>>659151>>659056This time, when you try to rise, you find that you simply do not possess the strength. Piccolo's latest attack has effectively removed you from battle, meaning that the fighting will now be left to the others.Kori, her power now having dropped to its normal level, prepares herself to battle Piccolo, displaying the kind of courage that you've come to admire in her father. However, courage is hardly all that is required to win a battle, and Piccolo, unsurprisingly, seems unafraid."Come, child," he invites. "See if you have the power to stand against me!"Accepting the challenge, Kori lets out the loudest roar her little lungs can muster, and rushes forward to attack Piccolo, striking with a fast series of punches, which Piccolo fends off with a single hand, laughing mirthfully at the girl's futile attempts.Chichi, knowing that her only hope of actually damaging Piccolo is her Kienzan, and also knowing that she is unable to use it so long as Kori is in danger of being hit, watches on desperately as the two warriors continue their exchange.The situation seems hopeless.However, you soon notice something. Tenshinhan and Yamcha are not where they were before. Rather, they have taken to the air, and now hover above Piccolo and Kori. They watch with dreadful expressions on their faces as Kori continues her vain attempts to stop the demon, with Yamcha's right hand resting on Tenshinhan's left shoulder.Finally, having had enough of fending off Kori's attacks, Piccolo strikes the half-saiyan with his free hand, catching her in the gut, and causing her to hunch over as she's thrown away. He prepares to follow up his attack, when Tenshinhan shouts down at him."PICCOLO!" the three eyed man roars, his ability to do so surprising, given the holes Piccolo put in his body."What?!" the demon shouts, bewildered as he stares up at the two warriors. "You're not dead?!""Don't worry," Tenshinhan tells him. "I will be in a second, but I'm taking you with me."He claps his hands together, pointing both thumbs back toward his face, and both pointer-fingers skyward.>A. Tell him not to do it>B. Tell Chichi to grab Goku and get back>C. Something else
>>666395>C. Something elseBear Shout with the last of our strength to distract Piccolo and ensure Tien hits
>>666395>B. Tell Chichi to grab Goku and get back
>>666409I will allow it
>>666395>B. Tell Chichi to grab Goku and get backand this>>666409
>>666395SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO TAKE A KIAOKEN X4 SIDEWAYS.>B.
>>666395Yeah I want to expand to this>>666418
>>666418>>666416>>666409"Grab Goku and get back," you instruct Chichi. Nodding, she rushes over and grabs Goku, slinging the Saiyan over her shoulder and quickly putting some distance between them and the battle."You fool," Piccolo laughs. "You're barely clinging to life, and you think one of your attacks can do any damage to me?""Well, it's not just my attack," Tenshinhan tells him, giving a chuckle.That's when you notice a glow surrounding Yamcha, and his energy slowly dropping while Tenshinhan's rises.If Piccolo figures out what they're doing, odds are he'll dodge it. You don't have the strength to fly up there and restrain or fight him, but you do have enough power to provide a brief distraction.Gathering what little energy you have left, you direct it upward, unleashing it through your mouth with a roar, the sound of which attracts Piccolo's attention. The demon looks down toward you just in time to take the full brunt of the blast, which, given how hurt you are, and the difference in strength between the two of you, does little more than make him flinch as you collapse to the ground.Still, it provides the distraction Tenshinhan needs, and the three-eyed warrior forms a diamond with his hands."KIKOHO!"A colossal, diamond-shaped beam of light shoots down, striking Piccolo, and creating a massive hole in the Lookout. You can hear Piccolo's screams, but see nothing once the smoke clears, only the great hole created by the blast.In the air, Tenshinhan takes a few short, ragged breaths before falling, his body hitting the ground and going still as his power vanishes altogether. Yamcha looks away from his friend's body, clenching his eyes shut as he fights back tears."That was a courageous thing," Kami remarks from nearby. "I have no doubt that Tenshinhan will keep his body in the next world.""I hope you're right," Chichi comments as she sets Goku down."You'll find out soon enough," Piccolo's voice declares.Slowly, the badly-wounded figure of Piccolo rises from the hole in the Lookout, his clothing ripped, and blood pouring from multiple spots in his body.His breath is heavy, and his eyes glow with murderous intent. "That was a good try," he admits, looking toward the corpse of Tenshinhan. "But, it wasn't enough. Your last chance of stopping me just faded away.""We'll see about that," Chichi declares, stepping forward."I've had enough of you," Piccolo growls, his right arm quickly stretching, and his palm positioning in front of the woman's face.There's a flash of light, and Chichi is thrown back, grunting in pain as she hits the ground. You can feel her power drop significantly, and are sure that blast hurt quite a bit."Now, I should finish off Goku first," Piccolo decides, retracting his arm and starting toward the fallen Saiyan."Aren't you forgetting someone?">Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kr7BKP5amM
>>666445YAMCHA AND TIEN CONFIRMED FOR REALEST NIGGAS ON EARTH
>>666445Dat hype theme
>>666445Yamcha lands a few yards behind Piccolo, who laughs as he turns to face the scar-faced warrior."You must be joking," he tells the fighter. "Goku, Tofoo, Tenshinhan, none of them could stop me. And you aren't half the fighter any of them are. What are you going to do?"Yamcha smirks, reminding you a bit of the cocky warrior you met in the desert as a child. "I'm going to give you a taste of my Wolf Fang Fist."Yamcha springs forward, his hair seeming to dance as he raises his hands, rushing toward Piccolo, who thrusts a hand toward the approaching human and unleashes a blast of energy. Yamcha leaps over the attack, doing a flip before landing closer to the demon."Come on, that didn't even come close to hitting me," Yamcha tells him. "How are you supposed to beat me if you can't even aim?"Piccolo growls. "Arrogant insect!""Arrogant?" Yamcha asks, his tone exactly matching the word. "Have you heard yourself talk?"Growling, Piccolo charges forward, attacking Yamcha savagely with powerful punches. Fortunately for your ally, Piccolo is wounded and tired to an extent where he can't manage both speed and power, allowing Yamcha to keep just ahead of the demon's attacks, and make one of his own, kicking Piccolo in the jaw. As the green creature's head is thrown back, Yamcha brings his leg back down, then gives Piccolo a solid punch to the gut. That's when you see a glow beginning to surround Yamcha's body. Within seconds, there are two, then four, then eight, then ten, then twelve, then finally fourteen Yamcha's standing before Piccolo.>A. Ask Yamcha what he's doing>B. Check on Chichi>C. Stay where you are, and see what happens>D. Something else
>>666445>Only two people left>one is a six year old>one is chichiPiccolo fucked us up real good Makes up for vegeta's anti-climatic death
>>666471>C. Stay where you are, and see what happensI gotta see this
>>666471>>B. Check on Chichi>>D. Find Kori
>>666477>>666488Yamcha must know that the Multiform technique splits the user's power the more splits they make. So what exactly is he planning?"You couldn't handle one Yamcha," the fourteen fighters declare in unison. "You don't stand a chance now."Piccolo stares at them, beginning to chuckle. And soon, that chuckle turns into uncontrollable laughter. He raises his hands above his head, gathering energy."IDIOT!" he roars, firing a barrage of energy blasts at the Yamcha's, who seem to be clustered together, making them somewhat easy to hit. Dozens of energy blasts shoot between the Namekian Demon and the martial artist, and the Lookout begins to shake as a black cloud of smoke rises from the spots of impact. Soon, the Yamcha's are obscured altogether, and you feel them all fade one by one, until only a single power remains.A powerful gust of wind blows the smoke away, revealing a smirking Yamcha, who stares at the panting Piccolo with victorious eyes. "Who's the idiot?" Yamcha challenges. "Because it looks to me like you're the one who used up all his energy."Yamcha puts a foot back, lowering his stance and raising his hands. "Now, I hope you're ready for pain. This is for Tenshinhan!"He rushes forward, quickly closing the gap between himself and his opponent. "WOLF FANG FIST!"What follows is a total beat down, as Yamcha pummels the exhausted Piccolo with claw strikes and punches, beating the wicked warrior like a rug before kicking him in the jaw, lifting him off his feet. Yamcha then delivers a double-palmed strike to Piccolo's chest, sending him flying high into the air.Then, Yamcha cups his hands at his side."KA.....ME.....HA.....ME....HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"He thrusts his hands up toward Piccolo, and a colossal wave of blue light shoots up toward the demon, who simply cannot dodge in time. You hear a roar of pain, and then silence as the light fades, revealing no sign of Piccolo.Kami gasps, dropping his cane and hunching over, sweat dripping down his brow."Kami!" Popo cries out with concern."Piccolo...." Kami groans. "He's...he's alive.">A. Not for long (Go search for Piccolo)>B. Tell Yamcha to go after him>C. It doesn't matter, he's beaten>D. Something else
>>666532>D. Ask Kami to perform the Mafuba on Piccolo, he should be too weak to resist now.
>>666532>C. It doesn't matter, he's beatenNo ones in any shape to go after him, especially not us, except Yamcha, but even then he might get Yamcha'd if he goes alone.
>>666539Huh, yeah. I'll go with this, or...>C. It doesn't matter, he's beatenWe NEED at least ONE anti-hero on Namek. Vegeta joined the Z Fighters because of Frieza, it could be the same thing with a super strong, Namekian multifusion Piccolo.
>>666550Hey, give the man some credit
>>666555Credit means jack shit against a Namekian that can do a Kaioken for a lucky shot.
>>666555It was awesome to see Yams kick some ass for once.
>>666532>beating the wicked warrior like a rug
>>666567Ah, someone got that reference
>>666554>>666550"It doesn't matter," you tell Kami. "He's beaten.""But for how long?" the Guardian questions, looking toward you with deep concern. "I don't think he'll be coming back for us," Yamcha tells the two of you.You look in his direction to see him kneeling over Tenshinhan's body. He rises, looking in your direction."He knows about Namek, doesn't he?" Yamcha asks. "And a ship to get there.">A. Ask why Piccolo would bother going to Namek>B. Well, if Piccolo knows where the ship is, chances are you won't be able to stop him from taking it>C. Bulma and Dr. Briefs can probably build a ship>D. Then everyone should train as hard as they can in case you have to fight Piccolo again on Namek>E. Something else
I just realized Yamcha won a fightSom is this a humanity fuck yeah! quest?
>>666581>>E. If Goku is a Saiyan, wouldn't he have come in one of those pod things too?
>>666583Partly, I mean, Chichi killed Vegeta, you beat Demon King Piccolo
>>666592>humans are still weak>but are also slowly taking goku's placeWhat's next,we get killed by frieza then krillin goes super human?
>>666598Pretty much everyone is currently stronger than in canon, and with Yamcha's victory, he might be settling down after NamekYou know, if he livesGoku will reclaim his throne before too long
>>666581>B. Well, if Piccolo knows where the ship is, chances are you won't be able to stop him from taking it>C. Bulma and Dr. Briefs can probably build a ship>D. Then everyone should train as hard as they can in case you have to fight Piccolo again on Namek
>>666600You think he's gonna find a disciple in his downtime?
>>666606Yamcha? Probably not. He might try to find a more normal career.Maybe baseball
>>666610Piccolo I mean.
>>666581>E. "If we don't seal him, he'll kill us all. Quickly, use the mafuba before he has the strength to reverse it."
>>666635He just got his shit rocked by Yamcha. This man's spirit is torn to fucking shreds. He won't be a problem for a while.
>>666635He's not hereHe left
>>666591>>666601"Well, if Piccolo knows where the ship is, we probably won't be able to stop him from taking it," you tell the others."I've still got plenty of gas in the tank," Yamcha assures you. "I can go get this ship before Piccolo.""No," Kami tells him. "Piccolo will recover from his injuries before long. If one of you takes the ship, he will simply kill you and take it back.""Then how are we supposed to get to Namek?!" Yamcha shouts in frustration. "We can't just give up and let Piccolo win! Not when Tenshinhan, Chaozu, Master Shen, Krillin, Master Roshi, and Ox King are all dead!"An idea pops into your head. "Well, if Goku's a Saiyan, wouldn't he have come here in one of those pods?""Hey, that's right," Yamcha says, turning to you. "He has to have come to Earth in a Saiyan ship.""That seems likely," Kami agrees. "However, the ships the Saiyans travel by can fit only one person, and no single one of you can confront Piccolo alone.""If we can find the ship, Bulma and Dr. Briefs should be able to reverse-engineer it," you suggest.A hopeful smile works its way onto Yamcha's face. "Alright then, we just need to find the pod, and we'll be going to Namek in no time."You start to nod in agreement, when pain shoots through your body, and you nearly fall to the ground. Piccolo hurt you pretty bad, and there are no Senzu's left to heal you."You need to rest, first," Kami tells you. "A bit of time to recover before you go off chasing Piccolo and the Dragonballs.""Yeah..." Yamcha agrees, looking at Chichi, Goku, and Kori, who comes limping over. "Nobody's in any condition to fight.""Your friends are on their way," Kami announces. "I'll allow them to bring their airship onto the Lookout, and they can take you to a hospital."Sure enough, nut a few minutes later, an airship rises onto the Lookout, landing a short distance from everyone. A ramp lowers from it, and Bulma comes rushing down, followed by Suno, Eighter, Lapis, Lazuli, Launch, and Baba.Your wife sprints over to you, throwing her arms around you neck and burying her face in your chest."You're okay!" she declares with relief before pulling back ."You had me worried.">A. Apologize>B. Tell her it's great to see her>C. Ask how she knew you were here>D. Something else
>>666650Guys... didn't he still have a Senzu Bean that he jacked earlier?
>>666668>>A. Apologize>>B. Tell her it's great to see herTreat your woman right.
>>666683That bean must be dust by now dude. That or he dropped it during any of those attacks.
>>666668>A. Apologize>B. Tell her it's great to see her>C. Ask how she knew you were hereSo close to being Super Ultra Satan
>>666693Satan and vegeta are probably being borged by gero right now
>>666710>Satan>an AndroidI'm not sure how I feel about this.
>>666704>>666685>>666693You apologize to your wife, and tell her that you're really glad to see her. Given the circumstances, and what you're going to ask her to do, staying on her good side seems important, but you also are truly happy to see her face. There were some times today where it seemed like you'd never see her again.Standing up on her tip-toes, Bulma plants a kiss on your cheek. "It's good to see you, too," she tells you. "Now, come on, we need to get you and the others to a hospital."Looking around, you spot Eighter picking up Goku, while Suno tightly hugs her daughter. Lapis and Launch pick Chichi up, while Lazuli talks with Yamcha, whose face seems to have gone red.Bulma smirks.>A. Ask what that's about>B. Ask what she thinks should be done about the ones who didn't make it>C. Something else
>>666715I mean he may just use some randos but there's a perfectly good sayian corpse just lying there...Satan being borged is probably not possible Unless I just gave som the idea
>>666733Because he's cool did nothing and humanity fuk yeah!
>>666744>Defeated Cell at the Cell Games, saving the world>Destroyed the monster known as Buu with the combined energy of the human race, saving the world again>did nothing
>>666754Some people can be so ignorant. The champ is the reason they're still breathing
>>666744It's so disheartening to see another person who got taken in by fancy pyrotechnics and smoke and mirrors. You gotta believe in the champ, man.
>>666755He's no hero I know his secret He uses steroids
>>666774FUCKING LIES! HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING SO AWFUL ABOUT SATAN!
>>666736>>666752"What's that about?" you question your wife, who only smirks wider."I'll tell you later," she promises, patting your shoulder before walking over to Lapis and Launch, giving them a hand with Chichi. Eighter takes Goku aboard the airship, and Suno soon follows with Kori in her arms. Lazuli, a smirk on her face, turns away from Yamcha, strolling toward you. "You're okay, right?" the blonde woman asks. >A.You're fine>B. Ask what that was about>C. Ask if they brought any freezing capsules>D. Something else
>>666792>A.You're fine>D. Looking to get Wolf Fang Fisted?
>>666774You dare spread such slander about the champ?HAIL SATAN!
>>666755Is it possible for us to dethrone Satan as the strongest man?
>>666799I heard that he uses performance enhancing drugs to FAKE stomach aches!
>>666800That's aiming damn high, anon
>>666800Satan isn't even champion yet. And even if he becomes champ, we're still famous, and could believably beat him.
>>666802The champ has had gastrointestinal issues since he was a child. He can't help it.
>>666792AC>>666780EVEN WORSE HE USES SOMKES AND MIRRORS HALF THE OPPONENTS HE HAS FACED WERE PAID TO TAKE TGE DIVETHE CELL GAMES WERE A PUBLICITY STUNT
>>666815>THE CELL GAMES WERE A PUBLICITY STUNTI can believe this. Nobody can be THAT big AND green.
>>666805>>666809By "dethrone" I mean we just one shot the guy. Show people how far humans really can go.
>>666821>One-shotting the champJesus, you are ambitious>>666820You dare besmirch the name of Satan?
>>666828Cell was just a man in a costume, it is physically impossible to be that big and that green at the same time.
>>666820But can they be that handsome?
>>666828>Jesus, you are ambitiousAmbition pushes us further and further. I feel like we'd make a better Satan than Satan.
>>666835But King Piccolo and Ma Junior were just as big and green. I'm starting to have my doubts...
>>666836Nobody warned me he would be that handsome.
>>666840Actually, King Piccolo wasn't that green, and Majunior wasn't that big.
>>666842We are so telling Perfect Cell he is pretty.
>>666840Piccolo isn't THAT greenBesides he has imperfections When you look at how beautiful cell you know that's cgIt's like he's genetically perfect or something
Wait...is our DNA going into Cell?
>>666858Yes, so don't be surprised if he decides to kick us or anyone else in the crotch if the opportunity presents itself to him.
>>666853>>666850It's impossible for anyone to be that perfect, that green, and that big. He's obviously some kind of robot someone built as a publicity stunt for Hercule.
>>666858Yes. He'll tell us we're pretty as well.
>>666865What if I told you he was a bio-engineered cyborg?>>666863He better pull off a Perfect-plex at some point.
Speaking of Cell, we gotta find a way to keep a Cell Jr. They are fucking adorable.
>>666798>>666815"I'm fine," you assure her, surprised to see a look of relief on her face. You consider Lazuli a friend, but she's not one to normally show concern. You wonder how much of the battle they saw."Did you bring freezing capsules?" you ask, a rush of grief coming over you as you realize what you're asking. "You know, for the others."Lazuli gives you a nod, producing one such capsule, and throwing it to the ground. There's a cloud of smoke, and that soon clears to reveal a large, coffin-like object with a glass roof."We only brought the one," Bulma tells you, coming to your side. "Since..."She seems to struggle to say it. "Since there weren't bodies to recover for the others."Yamcha retrieves the body of his friend, gently cradling it as he approaches the capsule. He gingerly lays the fallen warrior inside of it, then steps back, seeming to be fighting back tears.Bulma, looking quite sad herself, seals the capsule, and shrinks it down to normal."You guys can get the others to a hospital, right?" Yamcha acts."Of course," Bulma tells him. "Alright, good," Yamcha says with a nod, turning away."Where are you going?" Lazuli questions with a frown.Yamcha looks back over his shoulder, a serious expression on his face. "To do some training. I want to be ready for anything when we go to Namek."He takes off, flying from the Lookout and going off to find a location in which to train."Namek?" Lazuli questions, watching Yamcha leave."The smaller Saiyan mentioned that," Bulma recalls. "That's Kami's homeworld, isn't it?""Yes," the Guardian confirms, approaching. "And that is where Piccolo will be going, presumably in search of Dragonballs.""Right....the Saiyan mentioned those too," Bulma says with a nod. "If we could get there, we could bring the others back.""That's the hope," Kami tells her. "And it's why Yamcha is going off to train. Piccolo will most certainly be there."Bulma frowns. "Well, that's great for Piccolo, but we have no idea where this place is! I mean, do you have any idea how big the universe is?""Well, perhaps I can be of some help," an unknown voice suggests.>A. Ask who's speaking>B. Look around for the speaker>C. Tell them to continue>D. Be quiet and listen>E. Something else
>>666792>A.You're fine>B. Ask what that was about>C. Ask if they brought any freezing capsules
>>666875>Keep a Cell Jr. with Tofoo's DNA>All it does is punch people in the dick and screech "Pretty!" at peopleYeah, no thanks.
>>666875>Keep a cell junior >it grows up into another cell>but we filled it with so much fatherly love it isn't evil
>>666880>>D. Be quiet and listenListen to the king, people
>>666880>B. Look around for the speaker"Uh, did someone else come with you guys?"
>>666884>>666882two kinds of people
>>666880>D. Be quiet and listenDoes the voice sound like Eric Cartman after forty years of a pack of Marlboroughs a day?
>>661771Guess, what, you're on the list, you stupid idiot. Now will you please shut the hell up, or you're going to get... IT.
>>666880>Are you Kami's God?
>>666873>mfw we kill him before the perfect-plex
>>666893Jericho Pls leave
>>666908You're on the list. And your life will never, ever, EEEEEEVER be the same a-gain.
>>666880>B.Oh Yamcha you did me proud.
>>666907I will drop the quest. I'm not joking.
>>666911WellI just have one thing to sayYou lost to fandango in wrestlemania
>>666924Speaking of Fandango, what happened to Breezango? Why haven't we seen them on Smackdown?
>>666934Also, I beat The Rock and Stone Cold in the same night to become the first ever Undisputed Champion.
>>666885>>666891>>666892Not knowing who is speaking, you nonetheless decide to remain quiet and allow them to continue. Your wife, on the other hand, is less inclined to do so, and demands to know who is speaking, shouting loudly enough that the person is sure to be able to hear her whether they're on the ship, or another planet."I am King Kai," the voice declares, prompting Bulma to shut her mouth, and Kami to look up into the sky in shock."K-King Kai," Kami stutters. "It's an honor.""Yes, thank you," King Kai says, sounding pleased. "Now, I'm contacting you to offer my special brand of support in your time of need.""Who's King Kai?" Suno asks, stepping from the airship and looking around curiously."King Kai is the god who oversees our section of the universe," Kami explains. "His power is great, and his knowledge is unrivaled by any mortals."You hear King Kai chuckle. "Yeah, I'm pretty great, alright. Anyway, I hear you're having some trouble with Piccolo. Since I'm the one who trained him, I kind of figure I owe it to you all to help you stop him."Bulma grins, shouting into the air. "So you'll come and stop Piccolo for us?"There's a long pause. "Well...no, see, Gods of Creation aren't really supposed to come down to planets and start kicking butts. Not really part of our territory, and the destro-""Then what are you going to do?" Bulma interrupts, her tone having become irritable."That's no way to talk to King Kai!" Kami scolds. "Show some respect!""Respect?" Bulma demands. "He trained the guy who almost killed my husband, and stole our ride to Namek!">A. She makes a good point>B. Ask Bulma to calm down>C. Ask King Kai what he's going to do>D. Something else
>>666943>>D. TELL Bulma to calm down>>C. Ask King Kai what he's going to do