Last time, in which we confirmed we are a jumper by getting laid with our harem and sorted our our head... mostly: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/652296/My Twitter, for keeping track of when I'm running: https://twitter.com/KayabaQMThe Discord, for Shitposting: https://discord.gg/fzeqYXcThe character sheet, for things that may or may not matter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing>>666125"Let's grab those machines and see what they can do, you know how to run them?""If they're anything like what's in the engineering department, yeah I'm good to go"You nod, and the two of you pad across the warehouse to check them out and roll them into the part of the warehouse with the portal. "Holy shit dude, this is HUGE!""I know, amazing right?""NO SHIT! This stuff looks better than the stuff on the Macross!""Well, it should be, I paid good imaginary points for it"She giggled, grabbing some of the controls and starting to wheel out a mechanical arm, raising up onto her tip-toes to see over the computer screen. She was still naked."You gonna cover up?""Hmm? Nah, I don't have any clothes on hand, and it's easier to move around to build and fix shit with less clothing, even if my coveralls normally do just fine, they're dirty enough as it is"You roll your eyes and attempt to control your bloodflow. God damn drugs. "You fine with people seeing you out in the open?""Who the fuck said we were out in the open? You're gonna be wheeling the tools and shit inside while I set these up, I'll look at what we have and we'll go from there""Alright" you say, shrugging, this was her area, so you followed orders, getting all the trucks inside the portal while she drove the robots over and started programming them to lay concrete and rebar.You let her direct the pipes and how fast to go as she used the tools to lay down a thick concrete wall on both sides of the portal, and welded steel plate in the middle, attached to the concrete, she steadily built everything up, making sure the huge steel doors could swing open smoothly and with little force."Once we get some more mechanical stuff I can have these set to open as soon as they're exposed to a signal, like from the Lucifer or from our phones"You both looked at the wall. Holy mother of fuck, Russia and Trump would be proud. It stood at least 40 feet tall and 10 feet thick, and you had put it up in like six fucking hours, not to mention the steel doors, which through Lis' mechanical genius swung open with just a human hand unless they were locked, in which case they were practically immobile. It wouldn't survive a missile barrage, but it was a good start. "So, this is done, what should we do now?"You looked at her as she wiped sweat from her forehead, pink hair flying out of her face."uh, hmm">Go check on the other girls>Go check on the Garbage>Call Command
>>666621>Go check on the garbage.Satanic Quads?
>>666621Check on the other girls
>>666621>>Go check on the other girls>>Go check on the GarbageAre they dead?
>>666621>Go check on the other girls
>>666621>>Go check on the Garbage
>>666621>Go check on the Garbage
>>666621"I'm gonna go check on our resident trash can and dumpster diver, it can NOT have taken them six hours to clean up that mess""Alright, I'm gonna get the concrete off of me, I'm surprised you managed to stay clean""Well I was mostly driving the trucks around, wasn't really getting down and dirty like you" "Fair enough, I'll check on Incog and Argo, they have to be awake by now"You nod, and the two of you walk together in comfortable silence until you reach the housing, where she breaks away from you and heads inside, giving you a seductive wink as she closed the door behind her.Okay, you can't use the drug excuse after this long, your ex-sister was god damn sexy and was teasing you HARD. You were starting to understand how Kirito felt around Suguha before you all got tossed here. Good news was there was nothing forbidden about her like Kirito's sister: Lis wasn't actually your sister, and your other girlfriends wanted a piece of dat ass too. You really had to stop thinking with your dick, you almost walked into the door. You try the handle, finding it locked again. You're about to pull out your key when you hear a rather lewd moan.>Bust in like Kool-Aid Man>Back the fuck off and let them do their thing.
>>666753>Bust in like the kool-aid man.OH YEAH!
>>666753>Bust in like Kool-Aid Man
>>666753>>Back the fuck off and let them do their thing.
>>666753>Bust in like Kool-Aid Man"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I TOLD YOU SHITS TO CLEAN THIS UP, NOT DIRTY IT AGAIN."
>>666753>>Bust in like Kool-Aid ManMEMES
> Bust Inbecause Kayaba owes us pastebins.
>>666753You unlock the door, mentally preparing yourself for whatever the fuck was happening.You bust through the door, finding Kirito and Asuna...watching a porno together on a little monitor in Kirito's wrist"See? I told you, cyborgs like me can totally pull that off""Holy shit, no way!"The whole room was spotless.>Leave>Question everything
>>666797> LeaveI don't think Kirito will ever want to be human again guys.
>>66679>LeaveIf only we had some sunglasses we could put on as we walk away.
>>666797You turn, walk out, and close the door behind you, though you catch a "I should totally get that upgrade" before the steel door fully shuts. Right, cyborg porn, this is something you should have expected. You should also have expected Kirito to download said porn so he could learn how to do some crazy shit.But whatever, they had cleaned up the place, you didn't care about much else.You decide to finally check in on the girls, opening the door to the first flat where everyone had been the night before and finding the trio playing... it looked like that Ratchet and Clank Tower Defense game.While naked."I guess you guys are comfortable" you say, flopping down into a chair."I think I understand nudists now, being naked is comfortable, and the blankets you have only make things better!" Incog says, grinning as she blew up something or other. "Uh huh""Also we kinda made a mess of our clothes, they're in the wash""And it's not like anyone's going to walk in on us now, I put in way too much work for that to happen, you did lock the door, right?"You nod "Yeah, door's locked"Your phone starts buzzing, and you pick it up."I see you've built your wall, now could you please open the door so that Sinon and I can enter?""Oh, yeah, gimme a sec Yui"You end the call "The others are here, if one of you guys wants to get the others out of the Tube we should watch Macross now""I'll get them!" Lisbith offers, putting down the game."I'll get the movie set up" Argo says"I'm getting the snacks ready!"With that covered, you head back to the Portal and open the door within the door, letting Sinon and Yui in."Thank you, Wolf. When were you intending to return these vehicles and the spare supplies?""Tomorrow, we used up all the concrete so that's not a concern""Very well, I presume we are watching the series that depicts this world?""Yeah, the others are getting ready now, oh, uh... they seem to be rather comfortable in here, if you catch my drift""They are nude?""...yeah""Very well, I am not bothered by it"Sinon shrugs her shoulders "No different from a locker room in my opinion"Welp, that's that then. You lead them back to the house, meeting up with Lisbith, Kirito and Asuna. Incog's got everyone set up with hot chocolate, the heat is set to cool, and she's unfolded the couch into a bed."Get into your most comfortable clothes and get in the bed and snuggle! It is comfy time!""...Oh hey she's naked too, Asuna you know what to do!""...fuck off Kirito, WE JUST SPENT A WHOLE DAY IN THAT TUBE!""You're gonna be the most uncomfy person in here!~" He says, taking off his shirt and putting his scarf on the coat rack, throwing off his pants and boxers and jumping into the bed. "Ugh, fiiiine" Asuna says, stripping herself down and joining him. "God, I keep forgetting how warm you are, you'd think the metal would be cold"He chuckles "Yeah, good thing huh?">Please hold while Kayaba kills the character limit!
>>666987Those two start snuggling together as Sinon throws off her clothes, joining the pile."I am quite comfortable in this white gown" Yui says, taking off her uniform to reveal the soft thing. "You can stay like that, you're underage" You say, patting her head and moving to the other side of the bed, away from Kirito and Asuna. You had already stripped, really starting to lose your ability to give a fuck about nudity. God damn, you had a feeling this was going to be a nightly thing, 10 years of this was going to be weird as shit.Oh well. You hopped into the bed, quickly finding yourself swarmed by Incog, Argo and Lisbith, who took the same positions they had taken last night to watch those movies. Yui and Sinon slipped into the middle, Yui closer to Asuna and Sinon pressed against Argo.You and Kirito pulled up the blankets, and Argo held the remote as Incog started passing out drinks. "You guys ready to go?""No aphrodisiacs this time, right Incog?" You ask, grabbing a mug of chocolate from her and resting it in Lisbith's lap, which was protected from the heat by the blanket. Kirito had produced a cupholder from his arm for his half of the bed."Hm? That's for me to know and you to find out!""God damnit Incog this is supposed to be comfy, it won't be comfy if it's lewd!" Argo glared at the other girl over Lisbith's metal arm."Cuddlefucking is a thing!"You roll your eyes "If it's drugged and you care about that, don't drink, that simple, go ahead and start the show, and get ready to cringe, if I remember anything from this, it's that the main character's an idiot"She presses play, and the show begins...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkXzHzUIGAYou bring the hot chocolate with marshmallows to your mouth, and think about things.>Drink the potentially drugged hot chocolate>Set it aside
>>667117>Drink the potentially drugged hot chocolateNO PAIN NO GAIN.
>>667117>Set it asideWatch everyone else first.
>>667117>>Set it aside
>>667117>Drink itWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>667117>>Drink the potentially drugged hot chocolatemax comfy
>>667117>>Drink the potentially drugged hot chocolate Drink the koolaid
>>667117Fuck it, what could go wrong?You are well aware of what you are invoking upon yourself as you take a sip, feeling the perfectly heated liquid flow over your tongue and down your throat. "Man the animation and art for this is garbage" Kirito says, wincing "I mean look at Misa's hair!"You put your cup back down, wrapping your other arm around Lisbith as well and scooting her closer to you, pushing yourself up slightly to make sure your head wasn't resting on hers. "Yeah, but the designs for the mechs are really nice" Lisbith says "Though I might be biased, given that's how they really look and I liked machines even before I got here""No no I'll agree with you on that, the VFs are fuckin awesome, but the characters are garbage" "Says the trash can" Argo snickers"Oh shut the fuck up" "Hey, no anger during comfy time, only happy and calm discussion... and maybe a bit of sexyness" Incog says, nudging you with her elbow. "I did drug these, but the dose is going to take... about three hours to kick in"Oh, well... meh, not sure how you feel about that, lots of comfy time, and then a lot of lewdness.You were kinda down for that. honestly.Lisbith squirmed in your lap a bit, grinning up at you with a chocolate mustache. "Who says that we can't get somethin done ourselves?""No" Incog says, putting her hand on Lis' metal shoulder "now is not the time for lewdness, that comes later"You are now terrified.End of the second day in the world of Macross
>>667250Alright, usual question: how's my writing?I'm starting to consider requesting/commissioning someone to draw things like this comfy bed scene and the part where Lis had to stand on her tip-toes to see over a computer while naked
>>667358The writing is still good.Yes, we need drawfriends.
So I was backtracking links to get to thread one, and the trail sort of goes cold... Is there a proper archive link? or at least a link to thread 1?
>>667629just search up the tag for it on the same place everything else is on, it's there but it's under a different name, just tagged the same.
>>667250>About two weeks laterThe city had been rebuilt inside the Macross, mostly anyways, there was still construction, but the vast majority of the buildings had been migrated and de-thawed, and built in such a way that even when the giant ship transformed, nothing would be damaged, and hopefully no one would be injured by just that.These past two weeks had followed a schedule of sorts: You would fly around doing stunts with your squad all day, maybe help teach some of the newer folks some tricks, and in the evenings everyone piled into the bed or the couch and watched movies or played games together. It was really nice, honestly, hell, last week Incog had stopped drugging everyone, which meant you weren't even feeling an ache in your pelvis when you woke up anymore.But now things had changed.You were in the seat of the Lucifer, listening to the bridge bunnies on speaker. Apparently a scouting patrol found you through sheer luck, and it was time to fight.You blasted out of the Macross, turning on a dime with your squad to face the enemy.You...>Used a missile barrage to blast them to bits!>Changed to Battroid form and took them head on!
>>668134>Used a missile barrage to blast them to bits!EXPURSOSHION!
>>668134>Used a missile barrage to blast them to bits!Blow them outta the sky
Two votes isn't enough to really do anything guys.
>>668134>Used a missile barrage to blast them to bits!
>>668134>roll 1d20 (best of 3) to KABOOM!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>668249
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>668249F
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>668288
Fuck it, I was going to wait to use this, but you guys rolled a nat 20 like that, so it's time to show you what buying the Lucifer did>>668249"Everyone out of the way, I'm gonna try something!"You let a feral grin show as you slam the big red button right above the monitors, and your Lucifer automatically changes into Battroid form, arms held out in front of it, electricity crackling from them...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHDxYYHBDZEThe beam of energy struck like lightning, obliterating the entire force in one single blast!You configure yourself back into Jet Mode and fly your... slightly damaged Lucifer back into the Macross, hoping it wasn't completely fucked with that one, Lisbith had JUST figured out you could do it, and installed the button to do so, she'd be pissed if it was a one time thing. "Thank you, Wolfgang, were it not for you we might have sustained intensive damage from that force, you may take the rest of the day off while we take care of your Fighter""Thanks Yui"You take a cart back to where your house was, or rather, where the facade of a house hiding your Warehouse was. You pushed open the smaller door inside the large one and locked it behind you. Turning, you found Lis in her coveralls, and absolutely nothing else, unless you counted oil stains."Hey, what was all the hubub about?""Did you just say hubub?""Damn skippy!""No, stop quoting yourself from an alternate timeline, it's weird as fuck"Lisbith chuckled to herself, and then opened the door to a series of knocks that could only be Incog, who stepped in and instantly peeled her skin-tight spacesuit off, running to the housing barefoot, giggling like an average girl drunk on wine, or victory, or sex. Honestly Incog giggled like that for a lot of reasons. Most of them were not good for you one way or another.You waited for Sinon to join you a moment later, also stripping down, as was the ritual around the Warehouse... because reasons, mostly Incog-related reasons.You decide what to do>Fuck it, comfy time>Ask Lis to make sure the Lucifer is okay
>>668350>Ask Lis to make sure the Lucifer is okay>It is genocide time comrade.
>>668350>Ask Lis to make sure the Lucifer is okay
Alright, let me make the rule official: I won't write unless I get at least three votes.
>>668350>Ask Lis to make sure the Lucifer is okay>>668488Are you happy now?
>Ask Lis to make sure the Lucifer is okay
>>668350"SO... I decided to press the big red button"She gasps, glee growing on her face "It worked right? That's why the battle ended so soon right?"You nod "It uh, didn't seem to like being used like that though, could you go check it out?""Right on it, that thing is like my child, if it's hurt I'm gonna fix it up!""Thanks" You say "Oh, maybe it'd be easier if I came with and we just brought it into the warehouse""Nah, you don't have to do that, I don't need all these big machines to run a diagnostic on it... but I might need them depending on the damage, I'll run over and see and give you a call if we need to run repairs, okay?"She jumps up and gives you a peck on the cheek, running into the house to throw on at least some boots. Stupid Adorasexy Lis.You follow her in, finding Sinon, Argo and Incog playing vidya."You know, I realize we haven't used the Seed for like... ANYTHING, and the Amuspheres are right there" Incog says "We should totally go flying around in VR!""You're just saying that because you don't want to keep losing" Lisbith says, hopping around while pulling on a boot."Shutup!"Lis runs out of the Warehouse, leaving you alone with the other three girls. Well maybe, for all you knew Kirito and Asuna were fucking around in the Tube. >Join the girls in normal vidya>Grab the Amuspheres>Write-In
>>668512>Grab the AmuspheresGo. Vote on something.
>Guitar heroWe do the guitar, incog on drums, Argo singingbut what song...?
>>668544Through the fire and the flames, of course
>>668512>Grab the girls in a lewd vidya
>>668512>Grab the Amusphere, Play Guitar Hero.
>Grab the Amuspheres
D-Von;WHAT?> Get the amuspheres.
>>668512"Let's use the Amuspheres, haven't done that since we got here" You say, padding over to the rack that held them and passing them out to everyone, stripping yourself down and lying down in the couch-bed that had honestly just become permanently unfolded into a bed. "ooooor" Incog said, rolling over on top of you "We could have some fun in the real world, I mean, really, we're all right here and seeing you make the whole enemy fleet go boom made me feel all SORTS of things"She leaned in close, whispering in your ear."Besides, I really wanna see what breaks first... your spirit, or your body?">LEWD>Push her off and play vidya
>>668636>Push her off and play vidya
>>668636> Incog, I love you all very much. You are waifu-primera. But I would like to maybe play some viday before my dick falls off.
>>668643I second this. Let's play vidya.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>668636You let that stand for a few seconds while you consider the pros and cons of a broken pelvis through vigorous lewdness."...Incog, I love you and all the other girls very much, you are the best girls I could have asked for, and I literally didn't even have to ask, but as fun as it would be to find that out, I'd really rather not break my pelvis anytime soon, I still need to win a war, so how about we just play video games, okay?"She sighs "Fiiiine, but if we end up in a world with healing magic or tech or whatever the fuck we're going at it until something breaks, got it?!""Ya know what? Fine, sure, not a problem"You're probably going to regret that statement. Then she rolls back on top of you."Never said I couldn't use you as a chair"You smile to yourself, scooting up and grabbing a controller, having noticed everyone had ignored the Amuspheres and gone back to... Enter the Gungeon, looked like. "Hey, we'll take a turn on that when you guys are done""Which is probably soon if SOMEONE DOESN'T STOP WASTING NON-BASIC AMMO!""Hey, I never said I was good at using guns, I gather information, words are my power, not bullets!""STOP USING THE CROSSBOW WE NEED THAT FOR TH- FUCKING HELL START ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY OF THIS SHIT I AM NOT LOSING ON FLOOR 2 FUCK!""It's just a game, Sinon, holy shit""Uuuugh, you say that, but it's stupid difficult""That difficult huh? Well... I'll make you a bet, if we can get to farther in the Gungeon than you, you two have to give us oral!""Incog please I just said I didn't want sex tonight""Oh whatever, oral totally doesn't count as sex"Sinon throws her hands in the air as she clears another room without taking damage "You're on, we can do this, come on Argo! And remember, if you fail you have to do the same for us!""Deal!" Incog says for you both.Fuck it, too late now!You wait for them to finish their game, trying to control your bloodflow as Incog CONSTANTLY shimmies in your lap.
>>668697They both died in the next room to something that looked like a giant bullet that opened up to reveal a huge circle of spikes, impaling them both several times."Your turn, FUCK" Sinon sighs, handing over the controllers to you and Incog."Alright, let's GOOOO">Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to vidya!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>668713
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>668713Noscope some bitches, yeah.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>668713might as well call incog a semen demon now. nothing but lewd on her mind
>>668717SUCK OUR DICK ARGO
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>668713
Rolled 20 (1d20)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>668713
>>668776>It's not bold.Nice try?
>>668776>>668859Keep thinking of the scene in abridged when Rosalia tries to hide behind the tree but her HP gauge sticks out
>>668713Holy FUCK this game was difficult, but the creature known only as RNGesus had blessed you, you got good weapons and good items in general as you blasted through the game, defeating the first boss, a bird that put your muscles to shame, and then you managed to get through the whole second floor, defeating a beholder with loads of guns. And then the third, fighting some tank thing, and then you finally died."SUCK MY CLIT BITCHES!" Incog cries out, throwing her hands in the air."Rude" you say "But in all seriousness we won the bet...">Make them honor it>Don't make them honor it
>>669000>Make them honor itQuads.
>>669000Even though we didnt ask for it, make the honor it anyway
>>669000>Make them honor it
>>669000>don't make them honor it. We don't need this in our life right now. make sure incog doesn't get anything either.
>>669000"I think I'm gonna make you honor it, wasn't my idea, but a bet's a bet""Don't forget the dice gods clearly agreed with us""The term is RNGesus, Incog" Sinon pipes up"Say that again when you're giving me head, vibrations are nice~" You roll your eyes.>Cut to blackpastebin NEVER, YOU HEAR ME, NEVER, YOU WILL BE TEASED INTO OBLIVION
>>669019Get out of here trash can
>>669000>make them honor it.Calling dips on sinon.
>>669031Kayaba is a cock tease and he promised.W E N ?EN?
>>669031Google doc when?
>>669031PDF, and Essay when?
>>669164The toppest of kek.
>>669031Commissioned doujins when?
To bring this back around;Kayaba.Pastebin Wen?
>>669031Two Months LaterThe Ship was still on course back to earth, everything was peaceful, the military had even started recruiting new personnel and pilots recently, thank god you didn't have to train them. Among them was the MC. The SDF-1 Macross was actually getting close to the rings of Saturn, now that you thought about the most recent report you'd had to suffer through. It seemed like the idiots at command (Captain Global, Yui and Asuna excepted of course) wanted your opinion on EVERYTHING. If there was a problem you had to be there to help solve it. Apparently the Space Fold Drive had literally shifted itself OUT OF TIME AND SPACE CAUSE FUCK YOU. At this point, you were almost as bad of a Nympho as Incog, just to handle the stress.The unspoken policy of "no clothes needed in the warehouse" wasn't helping that matter.At any rate, you crashed into the couchbed along with Incog and Sinon. A few moments later Lisbith flopped on top of you, groaning."Promise me you will never crash the Lucifer as bad as these newbie fuckin pilots crash their VF-1s"You chuckle "promise me you won't lose a fucking Space Fold thing""Done, deal is sealed" She moans, rolling over onto her back and fitting herself between you and Sinon, who appears to be dead to the world."Seriously though" you complain, a little odd for you, but jesus christ this week "That fucking Space Fold Drive piece of shit is like half-in-half-out of our space time continum, and now it's producing energy and the captain wants to utilize it to make shields, and they ask ME how to do it""Really? Do tell what your brilliant plan was""The one where I pointed to inverted eye guy and said "HE KNOWS"""Good idea" She giggles, "oooh god what do we do for the rest of the night? Tomorrow we're in the rings of Saturn, right?""Yeah, they're trying to use that shit as cover from the aliens""Man fuck those guys""Fuck everything" you agree, looking over at Incog, she appears to have fallen asleep already, as has Sinon now.You hear the door to the Tube slam shut, and know Asuna is going to be releasing some stress on Kirito, and Yui was probably still on the bridge, calmly tearing her hair out as she tries to deal with Civie problems. God damn, once the city got back into business shit got fucked, all those civies wanting everything and giving nothing in return...You sigh, relaxing your body a bit more."So, looks like the other two are asleep, whatcha wanna do?"Play VidyaWatch a movieGo the fuck to sleepWrite In
>>669750> Think of a way to help Yui. Some kind of sweets maybe? She needs to de-stress too.
>>669757I'll back this.
>>669750>fuck it, let's watch other macross shows to see what the future is like in case we end up there.
As the person who made the Macross Jump, I'm not sorry for anything and your tears shall fuel great things.
>>669750Backing >>669757>>669856You made the actual jump itself? Thanks btw.
>>669865>You made the actual jump itself? Thanks btw.Any chance to infect others with the idea of giant amazons is a chance I shall gladly take on top of providing story material. So seeing this all playing out amuses me. Speaking of. Go to Binbougami ga next if you really wanna take a break in the form of a crazy train. I guarantee the humor shall be worth your while. At least before the BBEG comes by.
>>669877You're a good person, I like you.
>>669750"Ya know, I heard Yui is stuck in the Bridge all the time, thing we should help her?""I talked to her today, she says as long as she has a steady supply of caffeine and the other Bridge Bunnies are there she's good to go""Do you believe that though?""Not really, I think she needs non-sexual cuddles, but she has no time for that and with our habit of being ass naked in here she can't really get any from us""Think we could get her some time off?""pfft, GOD no, not unless you want Asuna to lock herself and Kirito in the Tube for twice as long as she had to take over, which would then put more stress on Yui, and so on""God I'm so fuckin done with this place, if these people didn't literally need us to survive I'd just fucking lock us in here and let Jumpchan be entertained by us being stupid with each other""Yeah but if we did that where would we get food?""...fuck""There's an idea!""No, Yui is not for sexual""Who said I was talking about her? I need a sensual massage, and an actual one at the same time, please for the love of god" She says, rolling back on top of you "I could also do with snuggles, just make my muscles top aching and my other arm stop spasming please"You...ObligeGo the fuck to sleepWrite In
>>669911> Yui cheer up shenanigans!
>>669911Voting this >>669936 changing this >>669943
waitin on more votes
>>669936> Yui cheer up shenanigans!Never surrender!
>>669911"...any other ways we could cheer her up?""Got a way to get us back home right now?""Well, if I recall... doesn't the Lucifer have a Fold Drive in it?""Yeah but I haven't figured out how that shit works, and I'm not willing to fuck it up yet""Fair enough, so other than getting us back home...""Make me not a wet noodle so that tomorrow I can work on that Fold Drive"You pat her head "But I like you being a Wet Noodle, you are nice and soft""uuuungh, pleeeaaaase""fine, we'll start from... here""EEP! ooooh... yeah just like thaaaiiiit~"Cut to Black
And I'm fuckign done for the night, time for the usual question:How's my writing this time around?Also, going to be running tomorrow morning but not at night.
>>670063Good. Needs more pastebins, though.
>>670084Oh shit, I completely forgot to mention this in the thread:IF, and that's a big IF, you guys make it to Jump 1000, I will write out every single sex scene that has ever taken place inside the story.Of course, you have to get that far without dying or ending the chain some other way.Good luck!~
>>670101also yes, unlike my other "promises" where I had my fingers crossed behind my back because I'm a faggot, this is legit.Because it will take 54 years to get that far.
>>670113Better make your fanfiction account now, buddy.
>>670113Challenge accepted. Prepare your fingers
So apparently some asshat's been posting about the quest over on /tg/'s Jumpchain threads, and people seem to think it's me...I do not endorse the guy shilling and spilling details about the quest. I can't really stop some dickhead anon who's inviting shitposting onto my quest, but I can say I'm not a fucking fan and I'd like them to stop.Yes, I'm aware this is probably inviting him to post more often.
>>670113ya may want to start cutting back on the sexy-times then, cause at this rate you'll be spending another 54 years writing them up, as once anon accepts a challenge, they will not back down.Anon always delivers.also can not wait till we meet the bullshit-OP-plznurf that is Max
>>670276my plan is to write them as I go and keep them somewhere safe until the time has come, I've got a minor backlog but after that it shouldn't take too much time out of my days.
Will not be running today at all, sorry for getting your hopes up.
>>672022Busy with those pastebins?
I'm coming to realize that /qst/ is liable to die one way or another, especially now that Gook has said the site is dying.Because of this, I'm highly considering moving to Akun, but I'd like to hear thoughts on it first.
>>672905If 4chan dies, I'll kill myself. These are my thoughts.Also really i think you're being pessimistic, maybe stick to /qst/ until Hiroshima gives his next update, but continue prepping for the move just in case.
>>672905I would really hope that it doesn’t come to that, but is push comes to shove I’m on board for it.>>672919But like he said, start preparing.
>>672905>>672919>>672935 "hope for the best, prepare for the worst"I may not be an active poster but i hope you continue.
>>672905As everyone said, be packed and ready to go, it's nothing but reasonable.That said, I doubt 4chan goes under in immediate future now that /vip/ is a thingAnd I am also not convinced this board will be deleted - it ain't that big to be a burden on the servers to begin with and mods don't like admitting mistakes
>>672955>/qst/ not a big burden on servers>mods don't like admitting mistakesI completely agree with this. It just won't be worth the hassle for Hiroshima to delete it as opposed to just leaving it here. he's got bigger problems to deal with i bet.
>>670101>Jump 1000There aren't even that many though.
Alright, after realizing pedoshit was a thing over on Akun, we're most certainly NOT moving there any time soon. Unfortunately this means I have no backup plan for if/when /qst/ dies.
>>673311Its not a regular thing, they just let that shit fly if you want to write that. Plus i don't think you'll be getting any of those followers, you left Silica out of the jump chain adventures after all.
Couldent you just use the discord?since there is a roll bot, you would only need to open up 2 more channels. One for the quest itself and one for voting. If you wanna recruit more people you could just drop by one of these sites, go to one of the Planning or Discussion threads and say " Link to a neat quest here"
>>673311Have you considered QQ? They have their own Jumpchain thread that gets regular traffic, if you're still bothered about so few voters.
soooo when Macross is over RWBY is one of the options, and there's an option in RWBY to get your own song, and I just so happen to know a few people who could help make such a song...would you guys want it if it meant delaying the quest if we rolled RWBY next?if we don't roll that next it wouldn't have to put the quest on hold but knowing our luck...
>>674087RWBY would be a great next jump, just in terms of increased power for everyone. Aura is kind of broken, and so are the Semblances in the jump.
>>674087Nah it's cool, we already got a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0trGRJs_IU
>>674174But that's not 100% original.Also it has nothing to do with us other than wolves, which just so happens to NOT be our whole deal.I'm the one who would be writing the lyrics.
>>673311What about eight chan?
>>674584no, NO, GOD no. That place is pure garbage!
>>674648It's better than nothing.
>>674735it literally has/had a board specifically for pedos.No. We are not going to that place, I will not give that hellhole more traffic.
testing for autosage
>>670061The Next MorningYou, Incog, Argo and Lisbith stared out the window at the enormous cloud of gas that was Saturn, though the beautiful view was obstructed by clouds of ice and rock in a thick band all around you. "Man, we'd never have gotten to see this if that Fold Drive wasn't gone..." You whisper"Almost makes it worth it..." Argo sighed, leaning against you slightly"Look, look! There's that big red spot!""The big red spot is on Jupiter Incog, that's The Rose!""Psh, know-it-all""Hey, just because I happened to be interested in space before I got here doesn't mean I'm a know-it-all brat like some of those other engineers!""Girls, please stop arguing" you say, gently bapping Incog on the head with the back of your hand "I'd like to enjoy this quietly, ya know? I get the fe- aaaand there it is, fuck, looks like we're going to be getting up close and personal with the ice and rock" You point to where a green piece of shit had appeared among the rings. "Lis call command and let them know if they don't already, I'm gonna get down to the Lucifer, Incog, you coming?""Yep, I wanna see you blow shit up again... though it does make fighting kinda boring""Meh, watching things blow up never gets boring, see you when you get back!"You run to the nearest cart and drive it over to your hangar, jumping into the Lucifer as Incog got into her modified VF-1, alarms blaring all around you. "-E ARE UNDER ATTACK, REPEAT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK, ALL CIVILIANS REMAIN IN YOUR HOMES AND HOLD ON TO SOMETHING STURDY! ALL FIGHTERS PREPARE FOR BATTLE, REPORT TO YOUR STATIONS ASAP!" Your launch crew gave you the OK, and rolled onto the pad, which lifted you into the vacuum of space. On the surface of the ship, you were guided to a launch strip, and then away you went! With a powerful thrumming of engines making the whole seat vibrate, you blasted into space, dodging rocks and ice like they were nothing, looking for that tell-tale green of aliens.Oh, there they were!A moment later you were joined by Sinon and Incog, who appeared on your screens as well."How we gonna take em out boss?"EXPLOSIONFISTFastball Special!
>>676245"We're gonna do it the old fashioned way" you say, quickly changing into Battroid form, a wild grin already splitting your face "with fists!""Oh hell yes!" Incog says, changing into Battroid form as well."Hey, no fair, I can't use my fists, is it alright if I snipe from afar?""Well sure, that's what you're good at, it just so happens this is what I'm good at, and I'm feeling like wasting some time and blowing off some steam by punching aliens in the face!"You blast into comba- oh dear.That's a full sized ship, not a scouting patrol.This thing is almost as big as the Macross!How the hell do you punch this!?Something blasts across your vision, and you groan internally as you see the Skulls on the tail ends of three fighters."SKULL SQUAD READY FOR ACTION" The voice of Skull Leader comes over your speakers "Wolf Squad, just sit back and watch the show, we've got a bomb on board to blast these boys out of space and time itself!""Where the hell did you get a bomb!?""Well one kinda just showed up attached to our ship, funny thing, it looks kinda like that Fold thingy that went missing, but I figure, hey, bomb's a bomb, if it's on our fighter it's clearly meant to be used!"Oh no.No no no no no."DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE, THAT'S THE REAL FOLD DRIVE YOU IDIOTS!""Hey, no it's fuckin not, I had one of the engineers check it out, he said it was a bomb!""Who was that engineer?""Some Cyborg named Kiri-somethin, I dunno"KIRITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.BOOOM.You felt the shockwave blast through your ship as the Fold Drive was dropped onto the enemy ship, and it vanished in an enormous flash of light and pressure, seeming to distort the rings of Saturn itself with the force, and your ship was sent tumbling away into the void...Red lights and warnings were going off all around you, but your vision wasn't focusing, there was ringing in your ears...Had to stay conscious...Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to stay conscious!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>676307FUCKING KIRITO
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>676307We are wolf man and we shall rip kirito's fucking head off.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>676307Is it time to break out the "Space Oddity"?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>676307
>>676317Whoops.Sorry lads 5 seconds too late.
I hate us all and I'm glad I'm going to work.
>>676307You couldn't fight it off, your vision was getting black around the edges where it wasn't blurry. You heard Incog's voice in the distance, but you couldn't latch onto it. Soon you couldn't hear anything. There was a song, barely remembered until now, playing in your head. You felt warm wetness around your eyes...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9DDGibV9yUThis was it, wasn't it? This was how you died...Cut to Black
>>676322Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beepYou became faintly aware of lying on something hard yet soft, like a silk pillow with a bunch of bricks in it, or a medical bed. Is he going to be alright?I don't know, he was out there for so long...But we have the best medical technology in the world right here!It can't make his brain work like fucking magic, we didn't get that far!But he's still alive, and we're not all home, so clearly he's able to fight it!HE'S DYING, YOU STUPID BITCH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!No. If you want to blame someone, you blame the person who let Fokker set off that bomb, you blame KIRITO!You felt something splash onto your cheek...You fell back into unconsciousness, the warm blackness taking you over once more...
>>676327Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to hold on to life!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>676328Rolling to not die.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>676328Come on, stay alive, you son of a bitch.
>>676331Roll.We have reached the penultimate point of desperation.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>676328
>>676337I don't have a picture for my feelings.
>>676337I knew you could do it m8.GJ.
>>676337I COULD KISS YOU, ANON.
I'm completely lost for words
>>676345Excellent roll.We've recovered with ease.You just had to believe in dice god.
>>676337BLESS IT BE TO RNGESUS!
Okay, I'm going to be doing a lot of writing, this could take a whilePlease hold while OP acts like a faggot
This was the toughest scene I've ever written, it's probably a bad sign that I honestly have tears in my eyes over fictional characters.>>676327He's waking up!But you sai-Forget what I said, I'm well aware he should be fucking dead right now! He is waking UP!How can you tell? He doesn't look any different...Look at his heartrate! it was down to like 20 yesterday, now it's at 80!but how?He fought it, just like you said. I was wrong, and I'm glad for thatSo we don't need to get him robot parts?Well I mean we could give him an arm like mine if we wanted, think he'd complain?probably, you can't really feel with that arm right?I can, it's only an improvement over a human arm, if it wasn't I'd have left it a fucking stumpWell, if he's really waking up, we probably wanna ask him, right?You groan softly, feeling the soreness in every single muscle in your body, but particularly in your chest and crotch. Your hearing gradually returns to you in full, letting you hear the conversation as something that wasn't entirely dreamlike. "Oh my gosh he's actually awake!""I told ya! I don't know how, but one second he was at death's door and then the brain damage was fading like it was never there! I'm obviously not a medical expert, but I'm pretty fucking sure Neurons don't heal like that, but he apparently decided to tell science to fuck off..."You feel something fall on top of your body, causing you to groan louder, which made your splitting headache worse.A few seconds later you hear sniffling, followed by a door slamming open. Or shut, you couldn't really tell on sound alone. "He's awake!?""Y-yeah, he's waking up..."Another heavyish thing falls on top of you, and now you could hear sobbing in full."T-thank god h-he's alright... au-ghad damnit, Wolf, i-if you can hear us, don't judge us for crying like a bunch of worthless women, okay!? W-we thought you were... Incog, I'm sorry about last night, honest, I just...""N-no, it's okay! I-it was my fault for not finding him faster!"The sound of surly drunken sobbing and half-muttered apologies continues for quite some time, and it does nothing to help your splitting headache. "I-I love you Argo, I don't think I've ever said that, but I do, you're the best friend I could have had...""Y-you too... you too, let's... let's not feel jealous when he spends more time with one or the other from now on, okay?""O-okay"You had no idea that was even going on!What the hell were these girls doing behind your back?"A-and if some other girl wants to join... if it makes him happy, we should let him""T-that's been my philosophy from the very start, I just... wasn't so good at practicing it. Sorry for drugging your food, g-guys, I just wanted more time with him...""We all did, Incog, we all did"Open your eyesGet some more rest before really waking up
>>676400>Open eyesHowl when we do.
Welp, formatting fucked the whole mood I was trying to set.
>>676400>Open your eyesHeadpats for all our girls.
>>676400>Open your eyes
>>676400>open your eyes and give headpats>tell them to hurt kirito for yoy
>>676488Rather, have them tell Kirito you're going to kick his fucking ass.
>>676400You gently crack open your eyes, exposing them to the harsh light. Your headache intensifies dramatically, but you push past it, opening them further until you could see Incog and Argo huddled over you, strange clear liquid making puddles on the bed. You recognized your surroundings as the Warehouse Medbay. Lisbith was on a chair in the corner, holding a metal hand over her eyes. On your other side was Sinon, who fiddled nervously with something in her hands. None of them seemed to notice you were awake. For a moment you wondered where Yui was, but then you realized she would never visit you: one she was too busy for such things, two she wouldn't trust herself not to have a nervous breakdown if she actually saw you, and if she did it could send the whole ship spiraling into disaster. Yeah, it was probably for the best if Yui wasn't here. You took in a deeper breath, and felt something pop in your chest. Possibly a rib snapping back into place, nothing too serious, you hoped. Incog most certainly felt it, and her eyes snapped open to look at you. "...Wolf? A-are you awake?..."You try and move your arm, but find it pinned under Incog's body, so you settle for smiling as best you can, though it hurts to do so.She grasps you even tighter, tears streaking down her soft cheeks...Initiate long fuckin timeskip for no raisin (blame the original show for not having anything happen in between episodes)
>>676503>cue physical therapy montage to become stronk again
>>676503>nothing happening in betweenJust like IRL!
>>676586>Terminal LanceTop tier taste, man.
>>676503Three months laterApparently you'd had a mild case of severe drain bamage due to lack of oxygen inside the Lucifer, and as such when they found out you were awake Yui and Asuna both told you to take the next three months leave until they could get to Mars for some supplies, including medical ones. There had been several battles between Saturn and Mars, but you had not participated, both because you were on medical leave and because Lisbith was still repairing your mech. Honestly you felt fine, you actually felt better than fine.You had gotten incredibly lucky, apparently so had Skull Squadron. The Fold Drive Bomb didn't just go boom, no, it had activated randomly, taking pieces out of the Alien ships and your own, fortunately the Macross had been out of range, but the Lucifer had taken heavy damage, losing it's entire life support system in an instant. Skull Squadron had literally outpaced the blast, so they were perfectly fine, and much to your hatred you had been forbidden from slapping their shit by both of the Bridge Bunnies. When you said you wanted to slap Kirito's shit for letting them go off with the Fold Drive, Asuna said he had been "taken care of".You had found him in pieces inside the Tube. Completely alive, but in a lot of pain and unable to move at all. You had decided that this was a wonderful punishment for his dumb ass.Skull Squadron, for their punishment, had been stripped of their ranks and sent back to basic training, and were not allowed to fly without direct permission from either Yui or Asuna, who got reports from at least three different trusted Engineers that there was nothing fucked up with their fighters. Basically they wouldn't be fucking up your shit any time soon, which made you incredibly happy.Unfortunately, being on leave left you INCREDIBLY bored, especially since you didn't seem to need any physical therapy or shit like that, as you said, you felt fine, everyone was just worried about you.Right now you were sitting on the bedcouch with your squadmates, as they had nothing to do today. Tomorrow you would arrive at Mars and maybe you'd be able to get an actual doctor to look at you and make sure you were fit to fly again. Lisbith had finished the repairs on the Lucifer at least a month ago, but she was kept busy making sure the other fighters were in, well, fighting shape.Seriously, BOOOOORED.You looked down at Incog and Sinon, who were sleeping against you, small smiles on their faces.Wake them upPlay vidya/watch a movieWrite In
>>676672>Wake them up
>>676672>Write In>Go highjack our baby the Luficer for a test drive.
>>676632>terminal lance>top tier>not untied status marin cropspls
Kinda need more votes, especially when the only two I have are conflicting...
>>676681This.Sorry I was praying to RNGesus
>>676672Wake 'em up and then play vidya together
>>676681wake um up
>>676672You gently shake Incog."mmph, hey, Wolf..."You bring her closer, thinking about just how many times you knocked on Death's Door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIE94eSZSwsYou look up, blinking. Jumpchan was here!Say helloFreak out a bitGet MadWrite In(Note that this last one is an option forever, if you have something you want to do, write it, even if I don't say Write-In is an option)
>>676812>Howdy Sweet Checks, Thought I was a gonner?
>>676812>"Take it you're bored yourself?"
>>676842>>676857I like these
>>676842Yeah, let's go with this.
>>676812"Howdy Sweet Cheeks, take it you're bored yourself, or did ya think I was a gonner?""Oh ya know, little of this, little of that. In all seriousness I thought you were going to end your chain right then and there, but here we are, bored out of our fucking skulls. The battle's just aren't interesting when I already know what happens, you get it?"You nod "So, what are you gonna do?""Well, I've been listening to the voices in your head, and they seem to think this world is a shitty soap opera with aliens as the backdrop. Quite frankly I'm inclined to agree with them, thought I wouldn't get bored of soap opera, but honestly you guys don't have much drama going on, so I'm gonna give you a choice: You lean in, shaking Sinon and Incog into wakefulness."Go on...""You can stay here and finish out your years, in which case I'll be making things interesting, or you can go right ahead to your next Jump, honestly I'd prefer that, less effort on my part to obtain entertainment. Seriously three fucking months of no real action, and I know you're not going to really be able to get involved in the shit that goes down on Mars... bleah, it's a fuckin mess, I didn't think your Rival was going to be this stupid"Welp.Stay and finish your ten yearsConsult your companionsJUMP
>>676919>Stay and finish your ten years>We had a deal and we're a man of our word.
>>676919>Consult your companions
>>676919>Do we get to keep the shit we have here?>Consult.
>>676919You nudge Sinon, who seems to finally be awake, then look back up at Jumpchan, who is currently floating over your bed. "Mind if I talk to my friends about this? seems like it should be a group decision..."She nods "I understand, take some time to think about this, it won't happen very often... okay that's a bald faced lie, but it won't be so pleasant next time you bore me"You push the thought of being punished by a 10 year old girl with rainbow hair aside, as you did with the whole "voices in your head" thing. Girl was weird, end of story. You hopped out of bed and grabbed your phone."Stay here guys, I'm gonna go call everyone in... wait don't stay here, we probably want to put Kirito back together" "Don't know how to do that ya dummy!" Incog shouts at your back as you run to the Portal to make your call. Warehouse had bad reception when the door was closed. "Alright, I'll get Lisbith and Asuna to do it!"You pull open the steel doors and call Yui, knowing she'd get everyone here the fastest.The phone rings twice before it's picked up. "Hello?""Hey, Yui, uh, we have something to talk about, we need everyone in the Warehouse right now, we've got a very special guest"She pauses as she parses your meaning, then you can practically hear her eyes widening. "I will gather everyone into the Warehouse, please wait just a few moments"You hang up, pacing, mind racing, rap lyrics casing your skull it was quite amazing. You shook your head to get that dumb shit out of your mind as Asuna, Lisbith, Yui and Argo showed up."What is it?" Argo asks, jumping out of the back."Jumpchan's here, has a deal for us, we need to get Kirito back together, much as I'd like to leave him like that we kinda need his input on this"Lisbith nods "I'm on it, I took him apart I can put him back together real quick"She runs to the Tube, and after a moment you hear some very disturbing metal clanking, and then groans of relief as Kirito walks out."Holy shit that was fast" you exclaim."Well I did take him apart in a very simple way, and I had a button to put him back together ready to go"Lisbith with the foresight, thank you Jumpchan."I heard that, you're very welcome!~"You freeze for half a second, stunned.God damn mind readers, that was terrifying. Jumpchan stayed silent as you all piled back onto the bedcouch. "So, want me to repeat my offer or do you want to tell them?"Tell them yourselfLet Jumpchan explain again
>>676919>JUMP TO THEDAS DURING THE FIFTH BLIGHT :^)
>>677069Let Jumpchan explain again
>Can you tell us In song form?
>>677069Sing it to us, Jumpy.
>>677069changing this >>677090 too >>677110
>>677069Her eyes widen in a mix of fear and shock before you even open your mouth to say what you had in mind."NO, I will not fucking sing it to you, I don't care that we're in Macross, it ain't happening"Giggles from all around, well except Kirito, who is stretching all his robotic limbs."Fiiiine, just tell us then""So, basically I'm getting bored of this world, and so are you guys. My offer is simple: Stay here, and I make things interesting, or you can leave right now, not even a year into it, on to the next Jump"Lisbith looks at you, worry in her eyes "I don't like where... interesting might take us, I think we should go on to the next world, maybe one we know a bit better" "We keep our cool toys right?" Incog asks"Yes, you'll keep all your powers and items from here, though obviously the entire Macross isn't yours. Your mechs will get automatically teleported into the Warehouse when you leave, and I'm pretty sure you have everything else you want from this world already in here"You nod, trying to think what else you could possibly bring. You can't think of diddly squat, this world sucked and not even in an entertaining or interesting way, end of story. "I'm down for it" Argo said, flipping her hair out of her eyes "means I don't have to sing, and that's fucking fine by me!""I don't think I'll get anything more out of this world""Me neither""Does this mean I won't have to wear the bunny ears any longer?""No Yui, you wouldn't""Please let me out of this world as soon as possible"Seems everyone agrees they're sick of this place.They all look at you expectantly.Leave nowWait it out
>>677191>leave now please add Dragon Age to the list
>>677191I elect to>leave now
>>677191GTFO right fucking now
>>677191fuck yeah, macross a shit anyway>leave now
>>677191>Leave nowAdios fuck heads. You all suck.
>>677191"I have a song I want to play, don't have it, it's called "fuck this shit I'm out" you say, shrugging your shoulders. "I'm ready to get out of this shit world... please don't send us to a worse one."She grins "That's up to you, or rather, the die you're about to roll. I decided a short list of 8 wasn't dramatic enough, so I made a D20, roll a 20, you get to pick any of the 19 other worlds on the list, but roll a 1..."She hands you the list:1. My Little Pony2. League of Legends3. Pokemon4. Strike Witches5. Traveler's Gate6. Light of Terra7. Kingdom Hearts8. Digimon9. Yu-Gi-Oh10. PMD11. FMA12. Ratchet and Clank13. RWBY14. Wakfu15. One Piece16. Spiral Knights17. Minecraft 18. Terraria 19. Soul Eater20. Free choice from any Jump on the list!"Well, you see what's there"Oh dear mother of unholy fuck, that could be horrible.She presses a black D20 into your hands."Go ahead and roll..."Roll 1d20 (FIRST ROLL ONLY) To decide your future world!
>>677191>>leave nowI don't know jack about macross so this is perfect.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>677265
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>677265
>>677274I'm okay with this.
>>677265She claps her hands, giddy "Oooh, I love that world! A lot of my old Jumpers used to enjoy being there too! lot's of action, cool powers, and delicious maddening drama!"She passes you a menu:https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6armAKcqjKTb3V6WHlldHE5LVk"Oh, and...." she goes digging through her pockets. "One of the first things I did, and I COMPLETELY forgot to offer this to you when I gave you the warehouse, here, this lets you design your own body" She pulls out a second menu, passing it to you:https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_6DgZrbKgtCa25mdGR0NHlzSlE"I'll give you a week to decide, and..."You hear a loud POP!"There, you're now completely disconnected from the world of Macross"You take a look outside the door, noting all of your Fighters were now parked in the Warehouse. "Thanks" you say, mulling over your decisions.Create a build for Bodymod first, most popular one wins!
>>677332You settle down as Jumpchan wanders off into the warehouse, going over your bodymod build first."OOH, YES!" Incog giggles in your ear as you scroll to the bottom, pressing the "Endowed" perk button several times before you can get her to stop and reset your purchases. You sigh, looking over all the options...
>>677371Build: HeavyBody Type: Bodybuilder (100)StatsStrength: Rank 3 (2 free, 100)Endurance: Rank 4 (2 free, 100)Dexterity: Rank 2 (100)Perks: Evercleansed (100), Metavore (100)
>>677332Build: HeavyBody Type: Bodybuilder (100)StatsStrength: Rank 3 (2 free, 100)Endurance: Rank 4 (2 free, 100)Dexterity: Rank 2 (100)Perks: 2xEndowed (100), Metavore (100)
>>677332>Heavy>Body builder 3 (2 free so 50)>Strength three 150>Speed 1 50>Endurance 2 100>Dexterity 3 150>Metavore 100
>>677406Oops fucked up.Let me fix that>Heavy>Body builder 100>Strength 3 50>Speed 2 100>Endurance 2 100>Dexterity 2 100>Metavore 100
>>677371You're for certain going for a Heavy Bodybuilder type, and lock those in...that gets you strength 2 and endurance 2, plus the height perk... which would keep you at the same as what you're already at, though you could do with being a few inches taller. But what else? Should you spend more points in strength and endurance? balance things out? ignore the stats entirely and go for those perks at the bottom?...Decisions decisions.
>>677457Max Strength, Max Endurance, Metavore, Evercleansed, 2 reflex.
>>677480Whoops, meant Dex.
>>677457Okay, you gotta put at LEAST one more point into strength...should you put another in?you slap Incog's hand away "No, this is my body, my choice"
>>677457>Strength 3 50>Speed 2 100>Endurance 3 50>Dexterity 1 50>Sense 3 150>Metavore 100Almost forgot sense.
>>677509Hey Kayaba, are meeting the jap dub or the english dub of the main cast?
>>677509So guys, here's the deal. Body builder gives us two free strength upgrades and two free endurance upgrades. 200 to max them out, 100 for metavore, 100 in dex, 100 in speed.
>>677763Max strength and endurance, yeah, that'll do it.Another hundred points in dexterity so you can avoid fucking shit up while running, probably important. Speed, also important, you put another hundred points in that. METAVORE, FUCK YES, EAT CAKE FOREVER AND STAY FIT.Incog makes a sad noise as you finish your build "So you're not going to make your dick bigger?""No, there's science for that""...fair enough, please don't be mad if I inject you with said science in your sleep""...okay"You submit the Bodymod build, and suddenly become SWOLE, a full four inches taller...Hot damn, you feel good!You see Incog drooling at you, along with all the other girls.Except Asuna, who has vanished along with Kirito, presumably back in the Tube"Uh, earth to women, anyone here?"You wave your hand in front of Incog's face, and get no response. You grin, picking up all four of your girls and putting them in your lap like you're god damn super-santa, at which point you pull out the other menu and start mulling over it.Free cuddles are nice.Now to figure this out...
>>677910Note: just because you have Armstrong's body does not mean you have his glorious single lock of hair.You have a full head of hair.Also Yui is talking to Jumpchan... somewhere in the warehouse right now.
>>677927i love you, keep doing you buddy
>>677917Also I'm taking my leave since it will take my entire work shift for you fucks to figure out a build.
Hey guys, I think we should have banner as a weapon. A really sharp banner as an alternative to our fists. As for the sake of having a unique weapon.
>>678281I think he means a spear with a flag on it.
>>678288Honestly I'd be game for some sweet jackie chan esque banner-fu.
>>678281Think like this with a spear head.
>>678296That seems needlessy bulky and complicated when we can just fist them to death
>>678296I'm not too happy with polearm banner. But Jackie Chan ribbon fu esque banner would be fun.
>>678306I was thinking that the fabric is also supernaturally sharp on the sides.
>>678322It should be changeable like how Black Star is able to change his weapons.
>>678407according to the discord "build" channel, we're going to be able to use everyone as a weapon which is great.
>>677910The buildWolfgangBackground: Drop-inPerks: The Face (free), Ripper (free), Black Blood (400), Grigori Soul (600), Madness Wavelength (100)Items: Comfort Funds  (1st free)Companion Bulk Import: All of them (500)Drawbacks: Slapstick (+100), Temptation (+200), March of the Clowns (+300)Companions: Get all freebiesIncogBackground: Witch [Cat]Perks: Portal Manifiestion (free), Magic Manipulation (free), Levitation (free)Item: Animal Familiar [Cat]ArgoBackground: Witch [Mouse]Perks: Portal Manifiestion (free), Magic Manipulation (free), Levitation (free)Item: Animal Familiar [Mouse]Asuna Background: MeisterPartner: KiritoPerks: Wavelength Communication (free), Soul Menace (150), Soul Perception (100), Strong Soul (200)Items: Stylish Outfit (free), Death's List (free), Beelzebub (50), Death Mirror (100)KiritoBackground: Demon WeaponPartner: AsunaPerks: Weapon Customization: Mundane weapon [Sword] (free), Energy Amplification (free), "It's a texture thing." (free),Partial Weapon Manifestation (free), "Don't Wanna Walk" (100), Mechanical Weapon Form (300), Special Ability (200)Items: Stylish Outfit (free), Death's List (free)LisbethBackground: MeisterPartners: Sinon and YuiPerks: Wavelength Communication (free), Utility Meister (200), Anti-Demon Wavelength (400)Items: Items: Stylish Outfit (free), Death's List (free)SinonBackground: Demon WeaponPartners: Lisbeth and YuiPerks: Weapon Customization: Mundane weapon [Sniper] (free), Energy Amplification (free), "It's a texture thing." (free),Partial Weapon Manifestation (free), Alternative Ammo (free), Special Ability (200), "Elemenatal" Manipulation Ability [Darkness] (200)Enhanced "Mundane" Weapon Form [AT-Sniper Rifle] (200)Items: Stylish Outfit (free), Death's List (free)YuiBackground: Demon WeaponPartners: Lisbeth and SinonPerks: Weapon Customization: Mundane weapon [Bayonet] (free), Energy Amplification (free), "It's a texture thing." (free),Partial Weapon Manifestation (free), Special Ability (200), "Elemenatal" Manipulation Ability [Light] (200)"Don't Wanna Walk" (100), Unorthodox Weapon Form (100)Items: Stylish Outfit (free), Death's List (free)
>>678779This.Kirito being the weapon is funny to me.
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>678779Rolling for your location, the next post will be your age.
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d8 + 8)>>679158here goes something
>>679186We're ten? This'll be interesting.
>>678779Wait, fixing Incog.IncogBackground: WitchPerks: Portal Manifiestion (free), Magic Manipulation (free), Levitation (free), Monster Cat [Rose] (free)Item: Animal Familiar [Cat]
>>679199question is, will incog be /ss/ or is age an obstacle for her unconquerable libido?
>>679186You finalize your choices, grinning like a fucking madman. The other girls seem to have snapped out of their ogling coma. As you press the submit button, they check the build, eyes widening."You took black blood!? But that makes you go insane!""Not if you've got an iron will, and I will this time around, it won't be like Macross where I lost my spine when my memories came back" "You're sure you can do that?""Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?"Argo knocks on the wooden table instantly, several times."What was that for?""You saying something bound to get us fucked over in some way, had to knock on wood""You're superstitious?""Better safe than sorry when a god of the multiverse is offering to send you to other fictional worlds""Point""Also, why did you make me a rat witch? I'll have you know I'm more mouselike than ratlike""Because the mice looked fuckin stupid, whereas with the rat theme you probably won't change much""You made me a cat! With Rose themed powers!""Well yeah, duh, you're my kitty"She nuzzled up to you, purring, then leaned back, giggling."Oh yeah, uh, guys, we're all going to be under the age of 12, I think"Eyes widen all around you."B-but the sex..."You roll your eyes."The sex will have to wait six or seven years""BUT I HAVE NEEDS!""So masturbate, use fuckin magic or whatever, I don't care""But it isn't the same without you...""Just wait, that's all I ask of you, wait""Uuuugh, and you gave yourself a madness aura... OF LUST""No I fuckin didn't, read it again, it's Rage""Oh, ignore that last bit then""So" Lis says "Why exactly do I get to use Sinon and Yui as a sniper rifle with a bayonet? And why do I have an Anti-Demon Wavelength?""Because I don't know what I'm doing when deciding weapons and meisters, and I needed SOMEONE to help me stay sane through the Black Blood if I mcfuck up"Sinon snickers "Holy shit, you made Kirito Asuna's weapon, that's amazing!""Yeah, wait until they see that""Kirito's gonna flip out""No, he'll flip out, and then he'll hear the whip crack and accept it"The five of you shared a laugh."So... week here with nothing to do before we land in the new world... whatcha wanna do?" Incog asks, stroking your chest with a finger "I mean, I'm sure you know what I want to do..."Play VidyaWatch TVLewdness
>>679460>Watch TVBinge on the show, and READ THE FUCKING MANGA.
>>679460>LewdnessLast chance for a while
>>679479Supporting 100x yes. Time to sleep.
>>679460coting this >>679479>>679479
>>679492with show playing in background
>>679460"Fuck it, let's get some research done..."You turn on the TV and throw Soul Eater into the DVD Player, and watch the whole series over the course of two days.You'd read the manga if you could, but your computer didn't have any downloaded.Kirito and Asuna were still locked in the tube, but you had recently heard screams of fear that sounded like someone who totally wasn't Kirito. You had chuckled to yourself and blocked the door, letting the bastard suffer. But you had 5 days left to do shit...Play VidyaWork with Lisbith to upgrade the LuciferGive in to Incog's lewdness
>>679666>Work with Lisbith to upgrade the LuciferSatanic Trips.
>>679666Work with Lisbith to upgrade the LuciferAS YOU COMMAND SATAN.
>>679666>Work with Lisbith to upgrade the LuciferFOR SATAN
>>679666"Hey Lisbith" you say, leaning against the door of the bay "Wanna help the Lucifer get better?""Sure, what do you have in mind?""Well, doesn't this thing have a Fold Drive?" you give it a light tap."Yeah, but I don't want to use that, I mean, the last time a Fold Drive was used..." She shakes her head, obviously trying not to think about three months ago."Right, right, I get it, but the Lucifer's is better than that, right? and you'd be in control of it if you reactivate it... please? I need something to do before we find ourselves in Soul Eater""Fine fine, you'll need to give me a hand though, big guy..." she licks her lips "this totally isn't an excuse to see you all sweaty, I swear"You chuckle "it's fine, let's get started"Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to activate the Fold Drive!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>679884DICEEEEEE
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>679884KICK IT TO THE LIMIT.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>679884
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>679884>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to activate the Fold Drive!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>679884
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>679884aw yis
>>679884Four and a half days later, you both wiped sweat from your foreheads"So" you say "this works... but it's unstable?""Yeah, don't use it unless it's like, the biggest emergency ever and you need to get out of dodge, I got it working on about the same level as the Macross' did, so ya know, bad idea to use it for shits and giggles"You nod, and decide that would have to do, it was working at least one time, and that might be all you need. It was almost time to go."Alright, I guess this will do" you say, looking at your phone. "It's almost time, let's get cleaned up and ready for everything to go to shit"A few hours laterThe Eight of you stood in a circle in the Warehouse. You had dragged Asuna and Kirito out of the Tube, oil tears dripping out of Kirito's eyes."Alright, everyone ready for hell?""...fuck no, let's do it anyways" Incog saysEveryone else seems to agree with that sentiment.You all vanish in a flash of light, and in an instant you find yourself somewhere quite different...
>>680022You wake up on the roof of some house, next to a huge fucking needle.FUCK. You roll out of the way of that, eyes going wide.Break it off and eat it!No that's fucking stupid, break it off and use it to stab someone!Fuck, this drawback was going to be hell, you had enough of this shit in SAO. PUNCH IT!You roll your eyes, standing up. If you recall, you were in Japan right now, a really fuckin small town where some minor things go down in the grand scale of things. You were also completely alone. You looked around for Incog, or Argo, or ANYONE, but there was no one, it seemed the town was also completely asleep. You had NO fuckin clue what to do, you could stay here and do things, but you could also find your way over to Death City, somewhere in Nevada...Write-In
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>680196>Write-InLook around
>>680196Use our Grigori soul to fly.
>>680196Clearly this >>680206
>Check and see if Tsubaki is still here
>>680196>Fuck it, let's go ruin black star's day somehow.
Alright I'm gonna let this sit, I need sleep, a lot of sleep, my body will not recover enough to write again until tomorrow afternoon or some shit I dunno.