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Last time, in which we said "Fuck the SDF-1 Macross" and found ourselves in Soul Eater: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/666621/

My Twitter, for keeping track of when I'm running: https://twitter.com/KayabaQM

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The character sheet, for things that may or may not matter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing

>>680196
Let's take a look around!

Nah, this town is boring as shit, let's just get out of here, we can fly right?

Wait, guys, I have the perfect idea: let's fuck up Blackstar's day!

Ya know what? you agreed with that one... but fuck flying using your Soul, from what you remember that only got you 50 MPH, your Lucifer could go MUCH faster. You opened a portal in front of you and pushed the doors open so your Fighter could get out with ease, and made the jaunt to the back of the Warehouse, where it was parked.

You looked over your own body, you were shorter, but that was to be expected, you were also more ripped than Black Star, with a chiseled six pack and huge rippling muscles all over your body. Nice.

You easily made the climb up into the cockpit and did some flight checks, adjusting your seat and peddles so you could reach everything. It'd be a little irritating to do some things, but most of those things were shit you would only need to do triple backflips on a dime: not really important.

You blasted out of the warehouse at mach 10, closing the portal behind you, and grinning as you pulled up a map of the earth on screen and began the trip to Nevada, USA.

As you streaked across the sky, you felt... odd, a little light headed in a way that couldn't be attributed to G forces.

It passed quickly, and only a few hours later you were in Death City, because Nevada is pretty fucking easy to search.

You landed in Battroid form in the sand on the edge of the city and opened a portal back to the Warehouse, storing the Lucifer and closing it again. It would be rather odd if you had just had a fucking mech with you all the time, and you wanted to at least pretend you were normal.

You turned around, and found a small army of Meisters and their Weapons waiting for you.

...maybe don't fly the big red thing everywhere when stealth is even kinda important, no matter how silent it runs.

"WHO ARE YOU!?" One of the Meisters in front says, pointing at you with a lightning spear.

Write-In
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>>680813
A traveler, I saw a city and thought I could get a meal here. Did I come at a bad time?
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>>680818
Fine with this
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>>680813

Hey um. I heard this place was great to visit. Guess I was wrong.
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>>680813
"Uhh" you start, internally checking if your Rage Aura was active, but you couldn't feel anything, so... you were fine? "I'm just a visitor, I was looking for some food and some friends, did I come at a bad time?"

In an instant, the atmosphere changed to something altogether more pleasant as the Meister in front put up his spear, who turned back into human form.
"Weird kid" he muttered "so what was with that red thing we saw?"

"UHHHH"

>Explain
>Brush it off
>Write-In
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>Explain it
I mean, SOMEONE's going to find out eventuslly
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>>680927
>>Explain
Fuck it
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>>680927
>>Explain
it's a supersized action figure
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>>680927
>explain
See its one of those human weapon things, super special but after prolonged use the person goes inside of me or something like that cause it just does
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>>680927
IT WAS A GIFT FROM THE GODS THEMSELVES TO ENSURE I MAY SEARCH FOR MY FRIENDS WORKING WITH LORD DEATH.
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>>680927
>Explain
It's a tin can
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>>681351
this
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sorry for delays, got stuck in a no service area
>>680927
"It's uh, it's my plane, kinda like a weapon with no human form, so it just kinda vanishes when I don't need it."

>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681388
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>681388
Ora.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>681388
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681388
Just Banepost at them until they believe us.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>681388
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>681388
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>>681388
You flash a winning smile, and that seems to convince them. They shrug their shoulders and walk back to the city gates. One team stays behind, the Lightning spear dude.
"Hey" he says "if that's a talent of yours, you should join the DWMA, they're always looking for new talent"

You nod, and he walks in to town.

Alright, operation Fuck Star is go, you've got implied permission to be in the city, now you had to find the asshole and make his day hell...

How were you gonna find this guy?

>Ask around
>Look around yourself
>Write-In
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>>681436
>Look around
Just gotta listen out for the loudest most annoying idiot we can find.
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>>681436
>ask around for a super annoying ninja names Star-Black

This will draw his ass out
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>>681436
>>Look around yourself
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>>681436
>Look around yourself
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>>681436
>>Look around yourself
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>>681436
You walk through the huge gates of Death City, and begin your search through the many layers, from the bottom all the way to the DWMA...

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find Black Star!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>681859
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>681859
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>681859
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>681859
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>681859
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

THERE HE IS
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>>681866
>>681876
In the olde days of Akuma Quest, this would've caused a silly crit.
But what will happen now?
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>>681859
Your search is stopped by SOMETHING falling on your head, sending you crashing to the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6CDOG5TjNw

"YAHOO!"

I think he literally fell into our lap

Indeed, we should stab him

But if we do that Maka might not like us!

Hmm... you're right, we will have to be more subtle, and more importantly, we don't have a knife to stab him with, we have FIST though...

You roll over, shoving the asshole off and confirming that yes, it is Black Star, with Tsubaki in that short knife mode.

You pick yourself up, feeling that strange lightheadedness again.

"Who are you?" You ask, just to be certain

"I'm BLACK STAR! I'm the man who's going to surpass God!" He says, pointing to himself with his off-hand thumb.

Yep, it's him, now how to make his day hell...

Fight him
Trash his Ego with words
Write-In
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681962
>Trash his Ego with words
Fucking cocksucker
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>>681962
>Throw him off of you
>Trash his Ego with words
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>681962
>Trash his Ego with words
Shitpost all over his entire life, then seduce Tsubaki.
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>>681962
>Trash his Ego with words
>Tell him to eat shit
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>Trash his Ego with words
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>>681970
This.
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>>681962
>Commence shittalk.
>>681980
Damnit Ora I already lost my sides.
I'm not sure I want to lose anything else.
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>>681962
>Fight
Challenge him, tell him to back up him claim in the language of battle.
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>>681962
>Fight him

"Big words, let's see if you can back them up."
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>>681962
"Fucking cocksucker" you say, brushing your shorts and hoodie off. Oh hey, iconic outfit, you hadn't really noticed it before, but it was a gold short-sleeved hoodie with a fluffy inside that made it look like a Wolf's hackles when it was down, and white shorts with the same sort of fur lining. "Any particular reason you fell on my ass or did you just want to eat my shit today?"

He instantly drops to a fighting pose "You wanna go!? I won't go easy on you just because you're younger than me!"

You grin, raising your fists...

Come on, come on, PUNCH HIS FACE IN THE FACE!

We're not good with words are we

WHO GIVES A SHIT WE HAVE FIST

You've begun to tune the voices out, they're really annoying, but they raise a good point: you really had to work on your banter, thinking shit up on the fly was HARD.

HARD LIKE YOUR FISTS.

YES, PUNCHES, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOOD AT!

"Dude who's gonna surpass god wants to start with little old me?" You match his grin with one of your own. "Well isn't it just a fucking shame this is where your ascension stops"

He launches forward, aiming to land a grazing punch that would leave a cut along your cheek.

Let it cut
Dodge
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>>682067
>Let it cut
Then we follow with a punch.
We can tank it.
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>>682067
>Let it cut and counter with a uppercut
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>>682067
>Let it cut
Chicks dig scars.
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>>682067
>Let it cut
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>>682078
this
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>>682067
>let it cut
>nobody makes me bleed my own blood but me!
Then fist
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Writing now.
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>>682067
>dodge

because otherwises they wonder why we are't bleeding.
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>>682067
You let the knife graze along your cheek, not even moving to get out of the way, simply letting your blood harden as it passed, not a single drop spilling out.

"Here's a little secret" you say, stepping into his now open guard and planting a fist into his solar plexus, whispering into his ear "Gods don't bleed, and you're about to bleed a whole fuck of a lot" you launch him skyward at the last word, licking your lips and savoring the sting of the wound.

You could let the Black Blood out and use it to really make his day hell, or you could just freak him out by never bleeding...

Let it out, cut him to pieces!

No fuck that, let's just punch his lights out!

We could run away now, like he's not even worth our time, it would really piss him off...

This is BLACK STAR we're talking about, he'll probably think we talk big but are terrified of him, we gotta keep up the fight! USE THE BLACK BLOOD!

Use the Black Blood Offensively
Use it Defensively
Other (Write-In)
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>>682166
>Use it Defensively
We have black blood weapon? If we use it to not bleed, maybe we should call it Caliburn
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>>682166
>Punch his lights out. Break every bone in his body.
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>>682166
>Use it Defensively
>Jump after and body slam him into the ground.

>>682183
Black blood ITSELF is a weapon, we didn't pick up one a daemon weapon inside us tho.
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>>682183
we don't have a full black blood weapon like Crona, just black blood like what Soul and Maka had.
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>>682166
>Use it Defensively
Lets not get researched
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>>682183
I elect to call it caliburn, too, and make excalibur our weapon later.
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>>682166
Also use our Grigori Soul for offense
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>>682166
Defensively
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>>682166
Defensive roundhouse kick with Blooooooook
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>>682237
Don't mind me, just being a forgetful retard
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>>682166
You'd rather not let even a complete idiot like Black Star let you know you've got something really special going on. You've already implied you're some sort of God by saying Gods don't bleed and then not bleeding... maybe he'll think you are one, maybe not, better than bleeding and using it as a weapon, especially this early in the game.

You jumped after Black Star, fully intending to pummel his ass into the ground, but before you got there he had changed Tsubaki into that chain weapon form, you couldn't remember the name of it, some sort of fuckin Ninja Weapon. He threw one end towards you, but it missed easily... until you felt the chain draping over you and realized what was happening.

Let him pull you in!
Slip out of it while you have the chance!
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>>682305
slip out of it
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>>682305
>Slip out.
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>>682305
>Slip out of it
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>>682305
You reach up and grab at the chain, trying to escape from it!

Roll 1d20 to escape!
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>>682305
>Slip out of it.
We've got more important things to do, we've accomplished our goal of taunting black*star, so let's just go inside.
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>>682305
How could you forget what that is Kayaba? Its obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU5KxBYYneA
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>682328
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>>682305
>Slip out.

Mock him for having to use weapons on someone younger than him with no weapon
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>682328
d
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>682328
Time to escape lol
>>682334
I love my internet.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>682328
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>>682345
>Snakenon
>Doesn't roll snake eyes
0/10
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>682328
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>>682345
that's twice...
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>tfw we have no dumb luck
>tfw we only have a retard's luck
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>>682328
Oh like HELL you're letting this dumbass pull a Thresh, you pull the chain right off of you and throw it back at his stupid fuckin smug ass grin, sending him crashing to the ground as you land beside him.

We should kill him!

KILL HIM!

This... actually sounds like a good idea, yes, we should kill him!

Kill him
Beat him up
Walk away
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>>682416
>Beat him up
>Break his arms and legs
>Break his hips
>Destroy him but do not kill.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

Rolling to ignore the voices

>>682416
>walk away
Walk away man, don't give in to this.
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>>682416
>Walk away
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>>682416
>walk away
after getting in his face and saying nobody makes me bleed my own blood but me
>then face fist punch
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>>682416
>Walk away.
Kill god? You couldn't even beat me.
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>>682416
>Punch him in the face over and over
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>>682416

I think we have proved our point here. Lets go do something better
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>>682416
>Beat him up
>Walk away
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>>682416
Beat him up
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>>682416
You ignore the voices in your head, leaning down to whisper in his ear.

"Surpass God? You couldn't even beat me"

You got up and walked away down an alley.

Well, operation Fuck Star was a sucess today, now what to do?...

Find your companions
Wander the city
Go back and kill Black Star
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>>682491
>Go back kick him in the dick, then wander the city
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>>682491
Find Maka somehow. Warn her about Blair.
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>>682491
>Find your companions
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>>682491
>Find maka.
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>>682491
Voting this >>682506
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>Wander city
Check and see If incog and Argo are at Blairs house
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>>682491
>Find your companions
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>>682506
This.
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>>682491
>Find your companions
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>>682506
Voting this.
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>>682491
Maybe you should find Maka so Soul can become a Death Scythe early, that'd be neat, and then you could avoid having Incog lose one of her nine lives, because you're 99% sure she's with Blair right about now...

Maka would be in the DWMA, right?

Or would she be out and about?

At home?

YOU FOOL, YOU MADE YOURSELF A POWERFUL ENEMY BY NOT KILLING BLACK STAR!

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, DUDE, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO INSULT HIM LIKE THAT, HE'S GOING TO GO FULL STAR-EYED AND TRY TO KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN!

You shake your head, and think about where you would find a girl and her scythe-man...

Go to the DWMA
Try to find her somewhere in the city
Go to her home
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> go to her home
What's the worst that could happen right?
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>>682669
Go to her home
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>>682669
In order of what's probably going to fail,
>Try her house.
>Go to the school.
>Try to find her in the city.
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>>682669
>Go to the DWMA
We should join up
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>>682669
>Go to her home
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>>682669
>Go to the DWMA
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Waiting for a more definitive vote guys.
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>>682669
>Go to her home
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>>682686
This.
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>>682669
...Wait shit, did you even know where her house was?

Black Star seems to be her friend, maybe you could ask him... AND THEN KILL HIM YA FUCKIN IDIOT

Yeah no, you weren't going to do that.

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Maka's house!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>683057
>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Maka's house!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>683057
Rolling
>>683060
So close
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>683057
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>683057
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>683057
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>>683057
...Instead, you were going to turn the fucking corner and find Maka's house right there!

Seriously, that was absurdly easy to find.

You knock on the door...

and get no response, looks like she's either out and about in the city or at the DWMA.

Wander the city
Go straight to the DWMA
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>>683142
>Break into her house. Why not?
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>Wander the city

Off to blairs we go
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>>683142
>>Break into her house. Why not?
Cast fist on the lock.
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>>683142
>Head too Blairs house

WE HAVE PUSSY TO PET.
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>>683142
>>Head too Blairs house
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>>683142
>Head to Blair's house.
I wonder if we can waifu blair
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>>683142
>Head to Blair's house.
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>>683142
Fuck it, time to see if you can scrounge up a mangy cat or two... Blair's house it is!

But where the hell is that?

Roll 1d20 to find Blair's house!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>683376
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>683376
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>>683376
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>>683376
Rolling for cat women.
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>>683376
You are REALLY good at finding places in this city, like holy shit.

You stand in Blair's yard, looking up at the huge pumpkin house... odd, you didn't remember there being a giant rose blossom at the top.

Whatever.

You knocked on the door, and heard someone hurrying down stairs. A moment later the door opened, revealing...

Blair, completely fucking naked.

"Oh hello small child!"

Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to keep your cool
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>683467
Howdy Sweet Cheeks, Mind if we cum inside?
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>683467
Nosebleed intensifies
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>683467
>Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to keep your cool
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>683467
Time for spaghetti.

>>683471
Goodo jobbu
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>683467
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

testing dice
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>these rolls
Spaghetti time.
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>>683471
>High impact sexual violence intensifies
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>>683567
Fuck me, I forgot the image.
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>>683467
You stiffen in... all the places. Specifically, your blood hardens almost instantaneously, turning you into a fucking statue and making you fall face first into her boobs.

AHAHAHAHA HE DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

THIS IS PUNISHMENT FOR NOT KILLING BLACK STAR!

Wait shit, he's getting free gropes, THIS ISN'T A PUNISHMENT AT ALL!

FUCK

And then you lost consciousness, because your blood literally stopped flowing to your brain.

Some time later

You wake up to find two very well endowed women, thankfully fully clothed, standing over you.

God damnit new body, you did not need that overreaction to seeing a naked woman, literally almost everyone walked around naked in the Warehouse, YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THIS SHIT.

Bleargh, that was going to be something you had to watch out for.

"Hey Wolfy!" The second one said, grinning.

You wave, sitting up.

"Well, that solves a few problems and answers a few questions"

"Like the question of whether or not you could handle seeing a cat-girl like me or Blair naked?"

"Something like that, it also answers the question of "where are my fucking friends?"

She laughs, and that only makes it concrete that it is in fact Incog you're speaking to. Only she had that wonderful laugh, well okay maybe it wasn't wonderful but you needed a laugh like that right now, that was a fucking stupid situation to deal with.

"So this is your friend you suddenly remembered? He's a little shorter than you said he'd be..." Blair said, twirling a finger through her hair absentmindedly.

"Yeah, that happens when he suddenly gets turned into a ten year old, I guess... oh hey, nice clothes by the way! I like how the fluff looks!"

You feel the fur lining of your hood, yeah this stuff was really nice, too bad it wouldn't really fit in a few years... oh wait, yeah it would, it grew with you, if you recalled.

Fuckin nice.

"So, I take it you happen to enjoy Blair's company?"

"Yeah!" she says, giving the other cat a hug "She's been teaching me magic for a long time, and uh, well I guess technically not anymore, but she's like, my older sisterrrrr...."

her voice trails off, a haunted look overcoming her eyes.

A second later she's back to normal.

"Older bestest friend, yeah! Let's go with that and pretend I didn't say that other word, okay!?"

Well, normal as Incog would get, ever.

We should talk to her about that

That won't help, clearly she needs a dose of our blood to feel better!

Have I ever told you you're fucking stupid?

But it makes sense! Think about it, if she goes crazy she won't have to be so sad about Anonymous!

Huh, that is a good point, yeah, maybe we should infect her, sorry for calling you stupid!

Infect her with Black Blood
Talk to her
Grab her ass and get out of Blair's house, looking for your other friends
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>>683710
>Talk to her and also tell blair of the coming visit tonight.
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>>683710
Talk to her. Remind her that everything is okay. Well, at least as okay as things get with our group, which is pretty alright.
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>>683710
>Talk to her
Fuck you voices
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>>683710
>Talk to her
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>>683710
>Talk to her and also tell blair of the coming visit tonight.
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>>683751
>>Talk to her and also tell blair of the coming visit tonight.
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Before you really get the chance to say anything, you hear a window breaking upstairs.

Oh shit, that was Soul.

End of Session

Presidential Debate tonight and I'm suffering from a severe cold of some sort. Sorry for cutting it short.
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>>683797
Right, now that THAT shitshow is over, time for my usual questions:
How's my writing, and do you like/dislike the direction the story is going?
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>>684766
I like it. My only complaint is that it could use more motorcycles.
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>>684766
>>684766
Maybe its the worlds we are going through, but how many threads did it take for you to get through the plotline? Feels like you're keeping it pretty loose and fast. Maybe having a bit of more meat to the updates would be handy? I'm not saying go full ham, but changing a few things should in turn invalidate the future that we see in the show yanno?

I mean hell Medusa is a slippery little thing and given a chance will fuck our day pretty hard if we don't kill her in one go.
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Right, it's my break day, figure I might as well stir up some discussion so the thread isn't ded for a whole day:
What worlds would you guys like to see Jumped?
Are there any worlds you would love to AVOID?
What waifus do you want Incog to collect?
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>>687964
boku no pico
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>>687964
Any of the ones I've done or will be doing a build for desu. (right now that's limited to Undertale, Slayers, and Bayonetta here eventually)

I'd prefer to avoid going to one piece, but I'd need to look over the full jump list to state more

Isn't incog going to pick up Blair as a waifu anyway? As for more, I honestly don't have an answer there, it's all up to chance.
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>>688066
>avoid one piece
You boring as shit.
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>>688066
>avoid going to one piece
>not getting haki

Wow that's dumb.
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>>688081
>>688087
I have a general disdain for One Piece with the author at the source of it.
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>>687964
I'd like to avoid any magical girl world bullshit

Also we have enough waifus now so stop it incog. I mean, if she did pick some up she should get the best ones instead of just ramping up the numbers.
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>>688094
>I don't like this work
>So I'll just ignore this SUPER-USEFUL ability I can get from it

Again, that's dumb.
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>>687964
Blair, and the thompson sisters
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>>687964
>What worlds would you guys like to see Jumped?
RWBY, Negima, One Piece
>Are there any worlds you would love to AVOID?
Anything Warhammer
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>>688122
This.
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>>687964
I'd say cut back on the waifus, or you will have too many characters to write.

Waifu overload has killed more then one quest
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>>688138
Heresy
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>>689259
Active companion limit of 8
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>>688066
I would to jump to no game no life.
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>>689811
oh shit, that's right, I just remembered I also did a build for that at one point. no idea why it slipped my mind.
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>>687964
>like to see
Dragon Age, Diablo, Fable
>avoid
ASOIAF
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>>683797
"What was that?" Blair asks, looking up "I hope my bathtub didn't try to run away again..."

You jump off the couch "It's someone looking to kill you, one of you anyways"

"And just how would you know that?"

"It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit"

"I like his style, you've got a good choice in friends Inny!"

"Thanks!"

Right, you could either confront Soul and Maka now... or run the fuck away.

>Confront them
>Run
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>>690040
>Confront them
What are we a faget?
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>>690040
>Fuck 'em up
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>Confront them
"This isn't the witch you are looking for"
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>>690040
>Confront them
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A test of formatting, god I hope it's tied to the fucking NAME NOT THE ID

>>690040
"Alright, basically these guys think you're real witches, and they want to make a Death Scythe, I'm thinking we need to sit them down and explain a few things, and if they won't listen..."

"BOOM!" Incog giggled.

"Boom, punch, same difference" you say, shrugging "now let's wait for them to come downstairs"

You straightened your back, putting your hands in your pockets.

You heard muffled voices from upstairs, something about having to climb through broken glass, what sounded like an apology from Soul, nothing that would indicate they were coming down yet.

[i]We should go beat them up right now![/i]

[i]Yeah, I wanna punch Soul in his smug fuckin face at least once![/i]

[i]Nah, Soul's a chill dude, let's punch Maka instead![/i]

[b]Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices![/b]
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>690057
Rolling for not being a dumbass
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

Roll
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>690057
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>>690057
You shake your head, dispelling the voices, or at least not listening to them. You'll wait a little longer.

A few moments later, you see the head of Soul's Scythe poke down the staircase, followed quickly by the rest of the weapon and Maka.

"I thought you said this witch lived alone!"

"She did!"

"Your info is outdated" you say, crossing your arms "And incorrect in other ways too, like the fact that you think there's a Witch here at all!"

Maka looks very confused.

"These two aren't actual witches, they're magical cats, their souls don't qualify"

"Uh huh, hot girl in skimpy clothes are witches, plain and simple!" Soul says, the eye on his weapon form narrowing.

You chuckle "oh man, you've got a lot to learn about the world if that's what you think"

"Like you know anything, shorty!"

Shorty?

SHORTY!?

The voices were clamoring to punch Maka and Soul in the face.

You were starting to agree with them.

>Roll 1d20 to resist the madness!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>690072
Can we kick their asses a little?
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just fuck their shit up
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

Goddamit KAYABA
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>690072
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>690072
Punch methodically
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>>690083
As in "cool-headed"
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>>690083
Roll faster nigga.
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>>690072
You twitch, your body having a lot of trouble resisting the urge to deck Maka in the face.

It was going to be a lot harder to resist this than you thought.

>Insanity levels rising!

"I'm not short, I'm young, there's a difference! In fact I'm tall for my age! Also this has nothing to do with the fact that these two are not witches!"

"Uh huh, you their kid or some shit?"

"Actually I'm only 11" Incog said.

"...bullshit, I call BULLSHIT" Soul says "no one that young could possibly look that hot!"

She giggles "Are you saying you wanna bang?"

"UH, UH, NO COMMENT"

"Too bad" she says, shrugging "I'm already spoken for!"

She put a hand on your shoulder.

"So, either get out, or I turn you into a piece of shrapnel!"

Maka readies Soul "Knew you were trouble..."

You roll your eyes, all that effort to control yourself for nothing, thanks Incog.

>Try to defuse the situation
>Get in the fight
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>>690090
People usually listen when they got their ass beaten... that's how it works, RIGHT?
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>>690090
>>Try to defuse the situation
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>>690090
>Try to defuse the situation
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>try to defuse the situation
"Goddamit Incog, can we please not?"
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>Try to defuse the situation
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>>690090
You grab Incog's hand "can we please not? If we fight and they win, their 99 souls are forfeit and I'd like them to get practice being and using a Death Scythe long before any real trouble comes around, if they lose, they'll just come back and I really don't want to deal with this whole song and dance again and again until they win" you put your hands into air quotes on that last word.

"Fiiine, I won't fight them, but you have to promise me you'll punch them in the face at some point!"

"Can't promise that"

"Then promise I won't have to wait another six years!"

"Six years until?..." you ask, fearing you already knew the answer

"until we can have sex!"

You groan, and try to take some pleasure from the embarrassment by watching Maka's shocked face.

"You have a serious problem, Incog"

"I blame myself" Blair said "Being around a purrfect creature such as myself would make anyone horny!"

Oh god the puns, make them stop.

"I don't have a problem, I've got a situation with a very obvious solution, there's a difference!"

"A problem with an easy fix is still a problem, and what's this fix you've got in mind anyways?"

"Hot wolfman dickings, of course!"

You smack a hand to your forehead "The longer you guys look like you're ready to fight the longer this lasts, save me, please, stop looking like a confused puppy and put the scythe down"

Soul finally reverts to human form, looking just as confused and bothered by the situation as Maka.

"Thank you" you say, sitting back down on the couch with Incog and Blair "So, yeah, these two aren't witches, and I'm a...mostly normal human, and more importantly, your nurse? The one at the DWMA? She IS a Witch"

"What!? No way, that's crazy, I don't believe a word of that!"

"Soul Protect is a thing" you say "allowing Witches to hide their presence in plain sight, even to those who can see Souls, even to Death himself"

Maka still doesn't seem to believe you...

>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince Maka and Soul!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>690122
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

> Ask Deati h and the rest of the staff where she came from, I mean seriously - she has no background and got hired?
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>690122
let's bang the nurse
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dice+1d20
Haven't rolled once before, see if this'll work
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>>690130
put the dice in the options field
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>690130
yeah I fucked that up
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>>690132
>>690133
now I fucked up that roll
and look, somebody rolled a nat 20
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>>690134

Its okay ittl one, I have you covered.
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>>690135
thank fuck
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>>690128
Wolfman casts QUICKENED MAXIMIZED DERAIL PLOT
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>>690122
"Well honestly, think about it, do you know where she came from?"

"Uhh... huh"

"Exactly, she just kinda showed up, right?"

"Yeah, but that's how a lot of people at the DWMA are"

"But you at least know SOMETHING about all those others, right?"

"yeah..."

"I think I've made my point"

"Okay, so none of you are witches, and our nurse is? Man that's weird"

"Hey, I've seen her before, she's kinda hot, clearly we can fix the problem with your dick!"

"NO, bad Inco-" you start, only to stop as something blindingly fast smacks into her head.

BONK

A rectangular indent has been made in her skull.

UHHH.

You look at Maka, holding a smoking book.

Oh, right, slapstick.

"Thanks?"

"Don't mention it"

"So, you said you were a 'mostly' normal human, care to explain what the not normal part of you is?"

>Explain
>Dodge the question like a Politician
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>>690128
So them the footage with death!
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>>690174
>dodge the queation, via asking what happens when Soul becomes a death weapon.


Also do we have the anime with us?
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>>690174
>Explain like a politician
I choose the middle road.
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>>690174
>Dodge the question
something-something TREMENDOUS
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>>690174
Explain
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>>690174
Changing my vote here >>690176 too >explain

But still if we have the anime with us it'll help.
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>>690174
Changing to >explain as well
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>>690174
"You wanna know what's so different?" You say, holding out your hand to Incog "gimme a knife"

She does so, producing a knife from... somewhere.

You pray it's from a pocket dimension, and not from under her skirt.

You swiftly drag it across your arm, and show the wound to them. It didn't bleed a single drop at first.

"This is what's different about me, I don't bleed unless I want to"

You make your point by letting the blood flow normally at first, then wrap around your wrist all the way to your middle finger, where it became a sharp point.

"There's only one other... well technically two other people with this power, they gave in to it's side effects already, but that's because of Medusa's efforts, and they can learn to fight it"

You snap the blood back inside your wrist, and think aloud "I need to get some permanent holes in my body so I don't have to wait to get wounded to use this... maybe Lis could help once I find her again"

Words contained in apostrophes like 'this' are going to take the place of italics until I can get them working again, fucking /qst/.

'We should find Lisbith and fuck her brains out!'

'Why would we do that when Incog and Blair are right here!?'

'Well obviously they're coming too, isn't Sinon with Lis? We should get her in on this too!'

'And we need to find Argo, then maybe we can finally have a full orgy goin down!'

'BRILLIANT, hey, you listening down there!?'

You really hate how tempting these voices are sometimes...

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist temptation!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>690217
Rip
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>690217

I'm beginning to feel like the "resist voices" mechanic is getting a tad overexposed kayaba.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>690217


>>690225
This.
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>>690225
>>690234
Ya know why?
Because you took the drawback, AND BLACK BLOOD.
YOU WERE WARNED, or at least, the people who made the build were warned.
It's only going to get worse

>>690217
These whispers inside your head are really starting to piss you off, even if you find yourself agreeing with them, you know what's right and wrong, and that's wrong on a number of levels. Mostly the level of "you're all underage"

>Insanity reduced!

Also, why the fuck did they bring that up now? It made no sense...
Oh wait, that's what madness does: make no god damn sense.

You shake your head, trying to focus again, Maka was saying something.

"Sorry, what?"

"What are the side effects you were talking about, and why would you know Lisbith?"

"Oh, you know her too? Good, good, uh, side effects, right, see, this stuff is designed to create a Kishin, soooo it causes madness, but if you can resist, it's a really nice source of power, and I'm certain I'll master it in ten years, until then... well that's another reason to find Lis again"

"Create a Kishin? How do you resist that!? What do you mean again, you talk about Lis like she's someone you knew years ago, but you're only what, ten?"

"Have you talked to her today?"

"No..."

"Then you wouldn't understand, nor am I willing to explain it to you"

"Yeah, it's really complicated. POINT IS, I think it's time for you guys to leave, go back home and think about how to take out your school nurse and get her soul, because the sooner Soul becomes a Death Scythe the better"

She nods, not even questioning why you knew Soul's name.

"Alright, I can agree with that, sorry about your window... I didn't get your name?"

"Blair" The purple cat-girl says.

"I'm Wolfgang, but most just call me Wolf, and this is Incog..."

"Right, okay, I'm Maka, and this is Soul, it was nice to meet you, again, I'm so sorry about the trouble we caused, we thought you were a witch, we'll get out of here now!"

And then they were gone.

You press your fingers into the bridge of your nose.

This was going to be a long decade...

You look back at Incog, who is just coming out of her bonk-induced daze.

"I don't like her" she says, rubbing her head, which was somehow reformed into an undented state.

"So, what do we do now?" Blair asks

"Uhh"

>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
>Sleep
>Write-In
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>>690277
>>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
no rest for the wicked!
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>>690277
>Sleep
Kids and cats need plenty of Naptime.
We'll go in the morning.
What's the worst that could happen to poor, vulnerable Lisbeth?
Alone.
With Soul.
Maka.
And Black star.
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>>690277
>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
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>>690277
>Sleep
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>>690277
>Go to the DWMA at this time of night
Get the party together ASAP
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>>690277
>Sleep
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>Go the fuck to sleep
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>>690277
>cat nap
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>>690277
You yawn, stretching "I think we should go the fuck to sleep, find the others in the morning"

"Others?" Blair blinks at you "who are these others?"

"Well..." you try to remember who got dropped into what roles

"There's Asuna and Kirito, a Weapon-Meister pair, then there's Lisbith, Sinon and Yui, a two weapon one meister team... and then there's Arg-"

"ARGO!?" She exlaims

"Yeah..."

She gives Incog a look "That explains so much..."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, when I found Inny, she was playing with this rat, like they were friends, but as soon as they saw me they changed, and started fighting, then they both changed into human form, and I realized it was a Witch! Inny called her name as she ran, and that's how I know it, we've fought a few times since, any time we leave the city, actually, she kinda just waits for us, I think she really likes Inny though, because she always uses her worst spells on me, and not her..."

Huh, that's interesting to know, maybe they had remembered until they saw another person, and then their memories were wiped

Man, that's a scary thought. Thank god you were a Drop-In.

"Yeah, she's right, I don't remember the playing together part though, I just remember waking up in an alley with her and getting into some sort of fight." Incog chimes in.

"Huh, that's uh, that's odd" You say "anyways, I should probably get home"

"Home?" Incog asks

"Well, kinda" you say, snapping your fingers at the nearest wall, which opened a Portal to the Warehouse. "I mean I guess technically I'm staying with you guys, but really it's more like my house has a door connected to yours"

"I thought you said you were human" Blair says "But that's magic, and only non-humans really get to use Magic!"

"Meh" you say "I'm not really bound by those rules" You open the steel door to the Warehouse "Incog can tell you about it"

You're about to close the door behind you, but are suddenly tackled to the ground.

"Oh no you don't" Incog says "You can't hide from me!"

You roll your eyes, pushing up and shoving her off.

"I know, I'm not hiding" you say "I just thought you'd want to sleep with Blair tonight"

"Oh please, that gets boring fast, even with magic there's only so much two girls can do... now if you joined us, that's a different story!"

You are SO GLAD you can contain your boner with Black Blood, seriously, as long as you're focused on it you can never get a boner unwillingly, it's the best part of the perk.

'DO IT'

'WHO CARES IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE, THAT'S A HOT CHICK OFFERING TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU!'

'YOU ALREADY FUCKED HER SILLY ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, WHY SO RELUCTANT NOW!?'

'JUST'

'DO'

'IT'

'SHIA LABEOUF IS CALLING YOUR NAME, DO IT!'

You wanted angry violent voices back, anything was better than these jackasses trying to make you think with only your dick.

>Roll 1d20 to resist the lewd madness!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

why resist
We can keep a boner all night
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

just fuck my shit up
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>690419
Do I have to?
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>>690419
ABSTAIN...ABSTAIN!...

>Insanity Reduced!

You let out your breath in a huff, god you wanted to give in, so badly, but if the voices in your head were telling you to do it, it was probably a bad idea. Also, you were like 10 physically, if someone were to find out... man that'd be a whole new level of fucked.

Also, Papa Wolfgang didn't raise a degenerate who was into /ss/.

No, not even with someone this se-NO, BAD BONER, GO BACK DOWN.

This was going to be a rough few years.

You were going to have to find a way to vent this shit.

Maybe you should get some boxing gear...

Fuck, a full gym would be great, just work out your lust and anger as needed, get stronger and avoid going insane.

'THE PUSSY IS RIGHT THERE, GRAB IT'

'Shut up Trump'

You shake your head, both to clear your mind and say no.

"I'm in the body of a ten year old, I'm not going to have sex with anyone until I grow out of this shit... much as it pains my very soul"

She giggles "I'll find a way to change your mind, just you wait!~"

"And until then?"

"Until then I'll... snuggle you furiously!"

She tackles you again, and this time you hold her up, putting her over one shoulder "fine by me, come on, let's get some rest..."

You toss her onto the couch bed, making a "pomf" sound.

"You sure you don't wanna do something else on the bed?"

"Yep" you say, flopping down next to her, exhausted from the day's activities, well, less the activities and more the fact you knocked yourself out like a dumbass.

You had to get control of this shit, you'd almost fucked up several times in just this one day...

Thoughts like that plagued your mind until you eventually fell asleep, Incog's soft body pressed against you.
>>
ded
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>690626
rip Kayaba
He died of blood loss after masturbating furiously
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>>690647
Fug. Super ded.
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>>690647

Thank fuck that wasn't a sanity roll. Get your shit together son.
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>690647
testing dice
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>>690647
No.

>>690496
You woke up with Incog's naked body pressed against you, nothing entirely unusual given the past few months, but you still didn't waste time rolling out of bed.

No, fair cat temptress, you will not have my dick this day. You thought.

That's what you think

GIVE HER THE D

PLEASE GOD GIVE IN TO THE URGES, YOU ARE A GROWING BOY, DO YOU WANT BLUE BALLS!?

You roll your eyes, shutting out the voices as best you can. You had fallen asleep in your clothes, because holy shit they were comfy, the fur lining was amazing. Now they weren't even wrinkled. Perks of an Iconic Outfit, you guessed.

Right, you had no idea what the fuck to do.

Go find your companions at the DWMA
Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town
Write-In
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>>691118
>Go find your companions at the DWMA
We're right there anyways.
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>>691118
>Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town
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>>691118
Go find your companions at the DWMA
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Waiting on more votes guys...
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>>691118
>Go find your companions at the DWMA
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>>691118
>Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town
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>>691118
Switching to searching for Argo.
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>Go find Argo somewhere on the outskirts of town
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>>691118
>we must right the wrong of argo not being with us.
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>>691118
You look over the equipment in your Warehouse, wondering what you should take to search for Argo...

They won't mind if you use the Lucifer now that they know it's you, and your helmet of course will only help the search... Wow, you have almost nothing else important besides that, you need to go full hoarder apparently. Sucks that all the cool weapons here are people, and thus you can't bring them.

Wait shit, how were you going to break it to Argo that you couldn't take Blair with you?

You really needed to think ahead for these sorts of things. Honestly you needed to think through a lot of things, like how you were going to steal stuff like Gr- fuck shit damnit you couldn't take Grue without Eibon, and you couldn't take Eibon without a POD. God damn you had limited yourself hard.

Thinking things through, something you really had to do more often.

Speaking of thinking things through, you probably couldn't fit the Lucifer inside Blair's house, so you left it and closed the Portal behind you, opening it again once you were outside, this time at full size, where you pushed open the steel doors and jogged to your mech in shining red armor. The controls were still comfortable, and after some more adjustments, you could get full mobility again! Thank god this thing was designed to be used by midgets. You blasted out of the Portal once more, closing it as you soared over Death City and then down low in the desert, looking for...

What would you look for when trying to find a Rat Witch in a desert, anyways?

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Argo!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>691712
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>691712
>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Argo!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>691712
Cheese.
You look for cheese.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>691712
crit fail.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>691712
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>>691728
>>691750
>>691777
Trip 12s ... neat
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>>691712
Sand... endless sand...

You are sick and tired of Nevada, why is it so hard to find a fucking Rat Witch!?

Great, you've spent all fucking day looking for her and no luck, time to turn this plane around and go ho... of course looking for her at night, when her house would have to be lit, would be the easiest way to find her. It helps that it's literally a glowing hole in the ground.

You didn't want to scare her by landing the Lucifer in front of her house...

Park the Lucifer far away from the house and walk
Eject and put the Lucifer into the Warehouse mid air
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>>691822
>Eject and put the Lucifer into the warehouse mid flight.

Time for some skill.
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>>691822
>Park the Lucifer far away from the house and walk
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
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>>691822
>Eject and put the Lucifer into the Warehouse mid air
lets do sick tricks
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for fucks sake guys, I NEED MORE VOTES
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>>691822
>Eject and put the Lucifer into the warehouse mid air
what's the minimum of votes to write?
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Put it away mid air, we dont want anyone touching it
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>>692003
3 votes that agree.

>>691822
Fuck it, time for some SKILLS! YOU CAN DO THIS, BELIEVE IN THE YOU THAT BELIEVES IN TH- fuck it now was not the time for Gurren Lagan memes, now was the time for SKILL. You start slowing down, taking several passes over Argo's hole in the ground. When you're slow enough, you throw a portal open, steel gates already open because you didn't close them when you left. Then you hit the eject button, and pray you had things lined up...

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to park the Lucifer!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>692063
>inb4 immune to horrible crashing.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>692063
>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to park the Lucifer!
SKILLZ
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>692063
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>692063
We're going to die.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>692072
Very close to actually dieing
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>>692063
FOOOMPH. You eject, and the Lucifer slides into the Warehouse... mostly smoothly. You close the portal the second it's inside, and begin to worry about your landing... because you forgot your fucking parachute, and you were at least a few thousand feet up.

Roll 1d20 to land without fucking shit up!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>692089
Nigger, you have grigori wings for a reason.

>inb4 another 1
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>692089
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>692089
>Roll 1d20 to land without fucking shit up!
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People seem to fail to realize a Grigori soul requires a medium, like a weapon or Black Blood, to work.
>>692089
You FORCE the Black Blood out of your back into the shape of skeletal wings, groaning in pain because holy shit that HURT... but not as bad as it should have. The wings allow you to glide down to the ground without really harming yourself, and retract when you land, the wounds being... mostly sore.

You stood in front of what appeared to be a Hobbit Hole, with a whisker symbol carved into the door.

You knocked on it, and a few moments later, fell into another hole entirely that had opened beneath your feet.

End of Session
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>>692174
Hey Kayaba, where were you in that 3 hour gap?
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>>692293
Going home from school.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

rolling to see how retarded maka will be
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Testing for autosage
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>>692174
The fall was so short you didn't even have time to really use your Black Blood. Thankfully you didn't need it, as you landed on something soft, or rather, INTO something soft, as you were now sinking into... a ball pit? No, this was one of those foam pits they had in gymnastic places. As the foam absorbed you, you felt your whole body tingle, the sensation of the foam across any bare skin felt fucking weird, and you sure as hell didn't like it. You started to orient yourself in the pool, and saw Argo standing at the edge, eyes wide. An instant after your gazes locked, you were no longer in the foam, instead it was a normal ball pit, and there was a Rat Witch jumping on top of you, squeeing like the happiest girl on earth.

"OOF" you felt the breath get knocked out of you as she crashed down into your arms, sending you both deep into the pit.

"EEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE HERE!"

She wrapped her arms around you, nuzzling into your chest.

"H-" you stopped, getting a real, full breath first "Hey Argo, glad to know you missed me"

She didn't respond, only snuggling you harder. Somehow, you were still fucking taller than her, which only made the whole experience more adorable.

It might take a few hours to get out of this though... oh wait, you didn't care, you had an Argo snuggling you.

Snuggles are apparently an addiction you weren't aware you had, because you literally have not gone a day without them since... god, when was the last time?

Oh well, can't be any more unhealthy than some of the other habits your crew has.

You opened a portal to the Warehouse now that you were here, peeking through it to see that your Lucifer was parked safely at the far end of the warehouse, and Incog was coming out of the house, still naked, still way too fucking sexy for her own good. She hadn't seen you though...

[b]Let Incog join the snuggles[/b]
[b]Close the portal and enjoy the time with just Argo[/b]
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>>693327
>Close the portal
b e s t g i r l
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>>693327
>Let incog join the snuggles
What could possibly go wrong.
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>>693327
Cuddle Argo
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>>693327
>[b]Let Incog join the snuggles[/b]
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> Close Portal

Best girl needs some solo screentime.
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>>693327
>close portal
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>>693327
You let the portal snap shut, wrapping your arms around the Witch. The two of you remained like that for what seemed like only a moment, but must have been several hours. Eventually, you broke the comfortable silence.

"So, cause any trouble here?"

She groans, stirring slightly, did she fall asleep?

"No, nothing that would get me put on the hit-list. I mostly just fucked with Incog, Tom and Jerry type shit because we're magic and we can do that"

You couldn't hide the snort of amusement as you thought of Incog being chased by Argo with a giant mallet, or the reverse happening.

"You have to fight any Meisters?"

"Yeah, some baldy with a lightning spear managed to find me, I've still got a shock scar in my ass from where he got me, hurt like a bitch but after that first hit I kicked his ass to the curb, magic really is something special, and I've only been getting stronger"

You chuckle, knowing exactly who she was talking about.

"Well, here's hoping when we bring you to the DWMA they don't execute you on sight"

"Wait, why would we go there?"

"Lisbith, Yui, Sinon, Kirito and Asuna, a chance to kill Medusa and fuck up everything... oh and a place to stay safe from some shit I may have done to myself, and the group as a whole"

"Like?"

You tap her in the back with a tentacle of black blood sprouting from the hole you had made for your wings.

"EEEP!"

"Yeah, this shit, you know what it is?"

"I... mostly remember, god damn this is irritating, if it weren't for the phenomenal magic power I was getting I'd slap you for making me anything but a Drop-In, because holy FUCK I hate this memory bullshit"

"You're getting through it a lot better than I did back in Macross"

"Well, I guess I'm just a little bit more sane than you... soon to be a lot, if you give in to that shit"

"Can't do that" you say "if I go batshit crazy we all go home"

She groans "so that's why, if I recall you gave Lis an Anti-Demon wavelength, right?"

You nod "And she's got Yui with her to make the voices in my head stop trying to make me murder/fuck everything in sight"

"I get that the whole murdering people thing is wrong, but uh... tell me what's wrong with taking a page out of Incog's book?"

"I'm 10, Argo, that's what's wrong"

She pushes back against you, getting a better angle to look at you "...oh, yeah, I guess I can kinda see it, you do look younger, mostly just shorter and beardless though. Yeah I can see why wanting to fuck everything is bad for a 10 year old"

You share a chuckle, and she kisses you.

God her lips are soft...

When you break apart, she asks a question. "Wanna just stay here for the rest of the day, or do you want to get something else done?"

>Stay here
>Leave and get shit done
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>>693384
>Leave and get shit done
We got shit to do.
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>Get shit done with best girl
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>>693384
>Leave and get shit done.
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>Argo & Wolfy power hour is a go.
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>>693384
You groan "Unfortunately, I've got to make sure I didn't get Maka and Soul killed last night, I told them their school nurse was a Witch and they actually believed me, the absolute madmen"

"oh shit, you sent them after Medusa?"

You nod, and she instantly pulls you both out of the pit. "Then we have to GO, come on, take my hand and I'll magic us to the DWMA... man this is gonna suck, hope you can talk your way through this one!"

She makes a motion with her hand, murmuring some chant under her breath, and soon you find yourself being hurtled through dirt and stone, underground?

You don't get much time to think on it, instantly coming up at the main entrance to the DWMA.

Argo shoves you aside rudely, but you don't mind, as it probably saved your life. A second later a giant stone spike lands where you had been standing, and on top of it...

Oh boy, the Ninja is back.

"YAHOO!"

"HOW DARE YOU RUIN THE SYMMETRY OF THE DWMA!"

Oh no, Death the Kid too!?

This was bad...

"Hey, who are these?"

You look up, Black Star is pointing right at you, but apparently he doesn't recognize you.

Good?

>Pretend you don't know the guy
>Be honest
>Ignore the bullshit and get inside
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>Get inside
we need to find maka and soul before they get themselves killed.
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>>693406
>>Pretend you don't know the guy
Pretend he wasn't interesting enough to remember
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>>693406
>Pretend you don't know the guy
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>>693406
>>Pretend you don't know the guy
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>693406
>Pretend you don't know the guy and get inside
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>>693406
"Who the hell are you?" you call up to him.

"I'm BLACKSTAR, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA SURPASS GOD!"

How you HEARD the actual star in his name where the space should have been is beyond you, but you heard it this time, and you want to die.

"Yeah yeah whatever, I gotta get inside, I maaaay have sent Maka and Soul into a death trap"

"WAIT WHAT!?" The blue haired ninja jumps down from the spike "Wait, I know you... HEY, I WANT A REMATCH!"

"BIGGER PROBLEMS!" Argo says, trying to drag you away. You let her, using the excuse "another time, bad ninja"

"Stop right there, Witch" Kid says, pointing two pistols at you.

You roll your eyes.

>Explain
>Run inside and hope he's more bothered with some symmetry shit
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>>693527
>Explain
"And now i need to save two students because they are trying to fight a powerful witch inside"
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BLACK⭐STAR
test
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>>693527
>Explain
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>>693536
This.
>>693538
Nice.
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>>693527
Run inside
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>>693527
>knock a rock over or something and point at it so kid gets distracted with some symmetry shit
I've never seen the show, is this something that would work
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>>693576
He'd probably shoot us for breaking symmetry. We'd be better off pointing out that Black Star broke a spike.
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>>693527
You hold out your hands "Hey, slow down there, that's really REALLY not important right now, I can explain if you like, but there's another Witch inside the DWMA who may be getting fought by Maka and Soul, and I may have fucked up by letting them go at her unprepared, so I'm going to bring backup"

He frowns "and why should I trust you?"

"because you're unsymmetrical, unlike me" you point two thumbs at your face, glad your bangs naturally parted perfectly down the middle, and your hoodie didn't have a zipper.

"...Oh my, you ARE perfectly symmetrical, yes it all makes perfect sense now!"

"RIGHT" you say, pulling words out your ass and praying they work "so let's get inside and save Maka and Soul, okay!?"

"I will follow you to the depths of madness itself" he says.

"Hey, woah, you're a Witch? I thought only girls could be witches!"

You facepalm "Bit slow on the uptake are you? He's talking about my friend here" you jerk your thumb at Argo "and you can leave her well enough alone, she's a friend, and I've already kicked your ass once this week, AND I don't have the time to do it again, so let's get going, and save Maka and Soul, OKAY!?"

He pauses, putting one end of his chain weapon to his ear, probably listening to Tsubaki.

Good, maybe she can put some wise words into him. You doubt it'll work though, knowing the bad ninja.

The seven of you run through the halls of the DWMA, and you try to find the nurses office as quickly as possible.

>roll 1d20 (best of three) to find the Nurses office in time!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>693592
here goes nothing
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>693592
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>>693596
thank you anon
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>693592
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>>693592
You turn the corner and see a little red cross on a sign, pointing to a door. Thank you school for making things easy to find.

You burst into the Nurse's Office, and manage to stop yourself from falling down the giant hole.

"What the hell?" you say, looking down into the abyss.

"Looks like Medusa dug herself a snake pit"

You give Argo a look, raising an eyebrow "Puns, you?"

She shrugs "someone had to do it" and then she pushes you into the hole "just like someone had to do that!"

You let your wings burst forth, flapping them to stay afloat. It didn't hurt as much as the first time now that the wound was mostly open. If you had more time, you could probably get them generating through your pores, but that would be slow and might not hold onto you as well as this direct connection.

A few seconds later, Argo and the others come sliding down, reminding you that you were living in an anime. You let yourself drop, hoping Kid and Black hadn't noticed the wings. You landed first, retracting the blood back inside your body as the rest landed in the tunnel with you.

Sounds of fighting could be heard farther down the dark passage, off to your left.

On your right though... you think this way leads to Asura...

'GO, FIND HIM, WAKE HIM UP!'

'WAKE HIM UP AND PUNCH HIS FACE IN THE FACE'

'END THIS HERE AND NOW, YOU ARE STRONG, YOU HAVE US!'

'JUST DO IT!'

God, they were right, you were probably strong enough if you lured him high into the sky and used your Lucifer...

>Go help Maka and Soul (resist the voices)
>Go try to kill Asura and end the Madness of Fear
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>>693717
>Resist the voices
NOT A GOOD IDEA
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>>693717
>>Go help Maka and Soul (resist the voices)
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>>693717
>Go help Maka and Soul (resist the voices)
Not yet.
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>>693717
>Resist the voices
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>>693717
>Go help Maka and Soul (resist the voices)
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OP is having a break to fap to the unreleased lewds for a while, he´ll be back later to continue.
Rev up those dice boys
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>>693717
>Go help Maka and Soul (resist the voices)
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>>693717
Where tf is death?
>Help maka and soul
>Portal out Lucifer if need be
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>>693717
Soooo tempting to go kill Asura. Hell, his skin sack must be an amazing punching bag, just let all your anger out on it...

No. You had to save lives, not put them at risk, don't be stupid, stupid!

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>693808
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

GRANT ME STRENGHT
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>693808
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>>693816
We have a legendary resistance against madness lately
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>>693808
DON'T BE STUPID, STUPID! YOU CANNOT TAKE ON ASURA, YOU CAN PROBABLY TAKE ON MEDUSA!

You manage a near perfect redirect of your rage from Asura to Medusa. Asura was no threat right now, but Medusa would set him free if she could, that's what the Black Blood in your veins was originally for! She had tortured a pair of people for YEARS for this, and now she was fighting people that were moderately important in saving the world from shit like this!

>Insanity reduced!

FUCK THE VOICES, IT WAS TIME FOR FIST!

You took off at your fastest pace, blood seeping down your arms to form huge gauntlets as you came upon Medusa's little arena: a ring of vector plates in a circle, containing Maka and Soul, who were getting tossed around like ragdolls.

Oh HELL no.

Without even realizing it, your Rage Aura was active.

You jumped on a plate that would point you at Medusa, and shot off like a rocket!

It wasn't even a question anymore: MEDUSA DIED THIS DAY!

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" You shouted at the top of your lungs, primal rage filling the hole left by air!

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to attack!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>693846
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>693846
ORA
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>693846
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>>693846
>>693850
If we had a gun.
https://youtu.be/ldreDreObk8
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>>693846
Fist after fist after fist of pure Black Blood was thrown at Medusa, splashing against her until she was covered in the substance, stuck to the ground! You used her immobility to draw back, landing a final blow that sunk needles of Black Blood into the Witch and sent her flying!

Right into your Warehouse.

You grinned as she suddenly realized the battleground had changed, and retracted all your Black Blood back into yourself.

"C-crona? No, you're not my son, who are you and where did you get this power!?" She made a motion with her hands, clearly trying to control the substance, but she hadn't made it, Jumpchan had.

"I got it from a little girl with rainbow hair" you crack your neck, stepping up to her and grabbing her by the throat, another, spiked gauntlet covering your left arm as you began to punch her in the face over and over and OVER again, your grin growing more feral with every attack. Soon she was a bloody mess, but it wasn't enough, she wasn't dead.

"Stay here" you say, walking out of the Warehouse and closing it behind you.


All the vector plates were gone, Maka and Soul were barely conscious, but FIST had come through, though it would not land the killing blow.

Lucifer himself would take care of that.
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>>693863
And then she turned into a snake
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>>693882
Can't do that because time is stopped inside the warehouse when it's closed.
Also Incog is in there if time wasn't stopped.
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>>693896
Isn't the Lucifer In the warehouse, ot were you talking about death?
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>>693863
You turned to Argo, who, along with Kid and Black Star, was staring in awe at you. Next to you, Soul and Maka looked a little pissed.

"Where did she go!?"

"We had that!"

You roll your eyes, and realize your Rage Aura is on, turning it off, you start walking. "She's in a place I can contain her until we're in a place I feel comfortable using my more powerful stuff on, speaking of which, Argo, could you gives us a ride to the desert? I want to obliterate her and if I fire the Lucifer's big gun in here... yeah that's a no go, don't want to collapse the whole city"

"Isn't the Lucifer in the Warehouse?"

"...SHIT"

She laughs "Well, she's in the Warehouse, she can't really hurt anyone, right?"

"Pretty sure time is stopped in there" you say, grabbing her arm "and if it isn't, Incog is in there, and you know her power"

"Yeah, she's pretty strong, maybe a bit weaker than Medusa, but when she's just had the everloving shit kicked out of her I doubt that snake bitch would be a match for our cat girl"

You nod, and she sends you through the earth again after muttering... something.

You appear several miles from Death City, probably the other side of the city from her house, if she's as smart as you think.

"Alright, this good?" She asks, looking up at you.

"Yep, just fine" you say, cracking your knuckles and opening a Portal, wide as you could, into the ground, so that looking through from the Warehouse side would make you face the sun, though it was thankfully not directly overhead. You opened the big steel doors "Do you have any shield magic? I need to make sure this bitch can't escape"

She shakes her head "sorry, no shield magic"

You looked at the body on the ground of the Warehouse, faintly twitching, she didn't look like a flight risk. You kicked it "you still alive, snake?"

She turned to look at you, pupils turned to slits "do your worst, obviously you can't kill me, you'll get bored eventually and leave me to die, and when that happens I can escape!"

You grin "You're right, I can't kill you, fortunately I happen to have a solution for that. Argo can you string her up in front of the door?"

"With pleasure" she said, and then mumbled something under her breath. A few moments later Medusa's body was being held limply in the air in front of the door by magic. "you might want to get out of the way" you warned Argo, getting into the cockpit of the Lucifer "don't want you getting fried"

She nodded, running to where the medbay was and watching through the open door.

You changed into Battroid form, grinning as the controls responded smoothly. You held your arms forward, letting them crackle with energy.

"Lisbith's gonna be pissed! You say, slamming the big red button.

BWAAAAAAAAAAM

The intense cannon ripped out the door of the warehouse into the sky, a beam of light that seemed to stretch off into infinity, the ashes of Medusa scattered along it's length.

You grinned.

Mission accomplished.

Plot derailed.

Victory was yours!
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God I hate character limit.
>>693974
You parked the Lucifer back in the Cylinder Bay and went to check the damage.

Medusa's soul floated in mid air, right where she died. You grabbed it, letting it rest in your palm. It was rather squishy in an almost sexual way, like gra- Jesus Christ Incog was rubbing off on you, you were starting to use sexual things to explain sensations.

In all honesty, you felt cheated, that fight should have been much harder than it was, clearly Soul and Maka had weakened her for you, and she had no idea you were coming, AND you had Black Blood, but still, almost too easy. The only reason you weren't concerned she had gotten away was the Soul in your hand.

Still though... what should you do with this?

>Give it to Maka and Soul
>Keep it for yourself
>Turn it in to Death
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>>693974
Make sure her soul fell out, or she escaped
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>>693987
>Give it to Maka and Soul
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>>693987
>Give it to Maka and Soul
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>>693987
>>Turn it in to Death
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Some info you guys might like:
A Witch Soul being combined with a humans via magic creates a Demon Weapon, like Soul, Tsubaki, ect. The reason Tsubaki is so strong is she comes from the family that was the very FIRST to get transformed through that.
The details of the process are somewhere in the DWMA's vault, also, Arachne knows how to do it, and she's still in that Golem.
And then you can kill the spider bitch and give Soul the Witch Soul he'll get the most benefit from.
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>>694005
source, because I'm a faggot and forgot:
http://souleater.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Weapons
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>>694005
Then im changing my vote >>693992 to
>Turn it in to Death
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>Give it to maka and soul
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>>693987
>Keep it for yourself
Mine.
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>>693987
>>Give it to maka and soul
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>>694026
>>Keep it for yourself
>>693995
this was me so ignore this vote
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>>694005
Also, a quick ruling outside of the normal companions rule:
If you use a Witch Soul to create a Demon Weapon, your very first of the sort will become autobonded to you, and you can take them as a companion.
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>>693987
We should tell them about arachne, and how medusa would have fucked off, if not completely obliteraded
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>>693987
So i don't know which vote I was, But I want to change my vote of >Give it to Maka and Soul too

>Keep it.
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>>693987
>Give it to Death
You're gonna need a new nurse!
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>>694005
>keep it
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>changing to keep it
Tell Maka and Soul about arachne.
I dont think they´ll be happy about this though.
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>>694033
Oh. In that case... keep it or turn it into Death. Whichever grants us a new pal...
Wait would Incog get mad if we murderized Blair to keep her with us and how much of the original personality is left?
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>>693987
>Keep it.
Yus.
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>>694005
>Keep it.
Tell both of them this is payment for bailing them out.
As well as for us useing the Lucifer.
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>>694045
If you combine a Human Soul and a mundane object, the Human remains the same, only getting new powers, unless you corrupt the process by melting the weapon down into Black Blood, which you do not know how to make other than donating your own blood. If you melt the weapon into Black Blood to create a Black Blood weapon they will gain some negative personality traits.

Souls can be stored in the Warehouse without problem, as they cannot be used to revive people. Additionally, RWBY Weapons count as Mundane objects
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>>694048
This.
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>>694056
This will require some thought, although personally I am fond of Medusa we could get Incog a surrogate cat witch sister hanger on...
Well I guess it depends on how much the initial witch remains themselves really.
We could get Lisbith on this and try shit though.
>Demon weapon process substitute Black Blood where applicable.
Put that "best Smith" certification to the test...
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>>693987
You tuck the soul into your pocket, turning to Argo "I'm gonna keep it"

She nods "sounds fine by me, if I recall the manga correctly -and keep in mind I read this shit back before I got stuck in a video game- Witches Souls could also be used to make new Demon Weapons, though the exact process is unknown, Arachne knows how to do it, and there's a manual SOMEWHERE in the DWMA, so we have options for that thing"

A moment later, Jumpchan pops up.

"Holy shit, I was not expecting that at all!" she says, clapping "just for that impressive display, I'm gonna give you a deal"

"Wait, we're leaving already?" You ask

"GOD no, this is far too entertaining, opposite of that other world, bleah, anyways, no, deal is: you make a Demon Weapon here or in any future jump, the very first one you make in your chain, mind you, not just any. They'll become a companion and your wavelengths will autotune, get it?"

"So, if I used this to make, say, Mifune into a Katana, he'd become a companion?"

"Yep, but it works in other jumps too, and it's any mundane object or weapon, nothing complicated like a mech unless you get some serious shit goin on, like putting a human soul into the Lucifer, but that would make the Lucifer the human form, not the weapon, and that's just silly, anyways, that's the deal, free companioning of the first Demon Weapon you make, have fun!~"

And then she was gone.

You blink a few times, looking at Argo "So, that wasn't a hallucination right?"

She nods "Either it was real or we shared one, which may be possible, knowing this world"

"So, demon weapon companion... I could use one, maybe, I'd prefer to be able to use both my fists, but I could get by using just one fist weapon..."

You had a lot to think about.

>session break (be back SOON)
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>>694115
so I'm thinking chestus or brass knuckles? Or one of those brass-knuckle gun/dagger things?
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>>694123
>>694127
Both are good.
But have we considered fusing Medusa's Soul directly to the setting appropriate weaponized fluids inside us?
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Nevermind.
Wouldn't work, I just thought it'd be kind of a lolzy comeuppance of sorts.

Plus with her designing the stuff magical resonance interference or whatever shouldn't be an issue since it was her magic that made it anyway.

It's just be adding like on top of like .
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I personally think we should make our-self into a weapon and hunt down another witch
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>>694183
From what I read on the wiki what I got was
>Witch Soul+Object= New Weapon Soul/Fundamentally New Person
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>>694211
Incorrect, it is:
>Witch Soul+Mundane Object+Human Soul=Demon Weapon with the same personality as the original.
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>>694214
Ah.
Do Kishin eggs count? I'd like to not murder nice folks for the human soul component.
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>>694228
The human becomes the weapon, no murder required other than a Witch soul.
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>>694232
Forgot name
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>>694232
Well, alright then.
Now we just need a human that isn't us or risk finding out what happens when it's
>Witch+Object+Human+ Black Blood
And then handing ourselves off to Argo or Incog
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>>694247
Soul was infected with Black Blood.
As long as you're not melted down into it you'll just be like Soul was, though you have more control over it by default.
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>>694259
Thanks definitely not Kayaba!
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>>694289
GOD DAMNIT PHONE
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>>694298
It's okay man.
We all have IDs here.
I gotcha.
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>>694115
The Next Day

You stare at the tiny ball of glowing purple in your hands, squeezing it gently. Incog looked over your shoulder, poking it with a finger.

This thing was pure power, it could make any human into a Demon Weapon with the right know-how...

But you had to find that knowledge, either torturing it out of Arachne or stealing it from the DWMA...

Speaking of the DWMA, you had to go find all your other companions...

You had to deal with the clown that was probably hunting down your ass all the way from Japan...

Not to mention that Mosquito was out there building up Arachnophobia for when Arachne EVENTUALLY came back...

God, even after derailing the plot there was so much to take care of, and on top of all this shit you had to deal with your growing madness and try to make sure all your weapons reach Death Scythe classification so they're at their strongest.

You would have to prioritize. The Clowns would find you and you can deal with them as they come, but all these other things!

Go to the DWMA and look for your companions
Go to the DWMA and try to steal the manual for making Demon Weapons
Go after Arachne's Golem
Go find Mosquito and try to take down Arachnophobia
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>>694612
>Go to the DWMA and try to steal the manual for making Demon Weapons
yolo
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>>694612
>Go to the DWMA and look for your companions
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>>694612
Go to the DWMA and look for your companions
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>>694612
Go to the DWMA and look for your companions
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Let's take this jump in a slower manner. Besides, we haven't even met Crona yet.
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>>694612
>Go to the DWMA and look for your companions
>Go to the DWMA and try to steal the manual for making Demon Weapons
Why not both?
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>>694612
Fuck it, you're going to the DWMA, you've got friends to find there, and maybe you could get lucky and find the instructions for making a Demon Weapon. You put the Witch Soul on the table and got up, leaving the Warehouse and entering Argo's hut.

"Where ya goin?" Incog asked.

"DWMA, gonna go find the rest of our friends"

"Can I come with?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because I don't trust you not to seduce ten different girls and I'm not dealing with the heartbreak everywhere when we have to leave"

"Awww, please?"

You know, watching her seduce a bunch of girls our age would be really hot

Hell yeah it would!

Watching her swing those hips...

Maybe that would be enough to convince this faggot down here to give her the dick!

LET HER COME WITH!

You shove the voices out of your head, rolling your eyes. You'd been doing that a lot lately, did rolling your eyes too often have negative side effects?

"No, not happening" You say, closing the portal behind you with Incog inside.

You find Argo curled up on a couch in her den, still asleep. She had refused to sleep with you, complaining that waking up with Incog's tits in her face would suck. You had first hand experience that attested to that, but you didn't really mind. You gently shook her awake.

"Hey whiskers" you murmur, causing her to groan and slowly wake up. "Oh, Wolf? Hey, what are you doin here?"

You pick her up into a hug and give her a kiss on the cheek. "This, and I need a ride, and I want to make sure you won't get hunted down, and some other shit"

She giggles "We gonna eat breakfast first?"

You shrug "I'm not that hungry, up to yo-"

Her stomach growls, cutting you off.

"Guess that answers that!" she says "wanna get something in the city or...."

Make breakfast here
Take her in to town
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>>694761
>Take her in to town
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>>694761
>Take her in to town
7500 DOLLARS.
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>>694761
Take her in to town
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>>694761


> Italian sounds nice
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Your date will have to take place tomorrow, when my brain is not trying to light itself on fire!

End of Session

And, of course, the usual questions: How's my writing, is there anything you want to see?
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>>694879

Soul Eater = Argo's time to shine.
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Well... that was satisfying. Sorry I wasn't around for the last session, I had stuff to do. Still doing stuff. Don't remember how to tripcode at the moment and the like. Though since we've thoroughly detailed the plot, how are we going to handle the leftovers before we go deal with ashura?
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testing for autosage
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>>696398
"Well, I happen to owe you... three dates? Might as well get one of those out of the way"

She smiles "Only took you what, six, seven months to remember?"

"Oh no, I remembered, I just happened to be rather busy, military life sucks, you know?"

She laughed, god that laugh, you made the right choice getting into a polygamous relationship. Incog was great, you loved her, but sometimes you needed someone a little less hyperactive, and it really didn't help that right now she was able to stand at least a few feet over you.

Hey, you liked girls shorter than you, nothing wrong with that.

"Yeah, I know, it was the only thing that got you to complain, you didn't even complain about almost dying, no, it was the fucking busywork drawback you chose that drove you up a fucking wall"

You grabbed her wrist, sliding your hand down to interlace with hers, your other hand checking your pockets to find a wallet and the Witch Soul. "Well, that was my failure, but enough about the past, let's get you something to eat before you turn to dust, whiskers"

She led you into town with her magic, casting Soul Protect once you were inside the city, and then the two of you went looking for a good restaurant or cafe...

"Oh, this one looks good" she says, pulling you into some little blue shop.

"Hello and welcome to Deathbucks Cafe!" Some girl you don't recognize in a very skimpy uniform greets you both.

"Hi, table for two please, er, booth if you have one" you say, and she smiles "Yes, we have a booth open, right this way please"

The two of you are seated in the corner, and given menus.

"Thanks" you say.

A few moments later, a hand slams down into your table, making you both look up.

"YOU TWO!?"

"YOU!"

It's one of Death's Guns, Liz or Patty, you can't tell them apart when they're alone, she's wearing the same uniform as the host, so she must work here.

Crap, you kinda dodged all those questions, she might want to kill Argo...

>React reasonably
>Get mad
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>React reasonably

Fist at the ready
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>>696525
>React reasonably
We're all mature here.
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>>696525
>React reasonably
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>React reasonably
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>>696525
You put down your menu, sighing "Wrong cafe to go for breakfast, I guess, sorry Argo" you look back up at... Liz, you think, Patty was too happy from what you recall.

"TELL ME WHAT YOUR DEAL IS, WHY ARE YOU HERE, WHY THE FUC- HOW..." she collects herself "How did you know Medusa was a Witch, and that Soul and Maka couldn't take her? Why are you working with another Witch, why are you here?"

"Because I am a witch, and I know other witches, I just so happen to not be a fan of the whole "be the dumbass bad girl" thing most of these others have going on, I may have messed with some people, but I avoided hurting those that didn't hurt me, and I helped Wolf here save Soul and Maka"

Thank you Argo, making up some half-truth bullshit on the fly so you didn't have to. "Yeah, she told me this witch was in the school and not even Death himself knew, then I met Soul and Maka and thought they could take care of the problem, and then I realized that they probably couldn't. I'm just glad we got there in time"

Liz seems mollified for the moment. "...Thank you, I'm sorry I blew up like that, may I take your order?"

Wait for real? She was your waitress!?

Fuck it, you weren't going to bother looking for somewhere else to eat. You and Argo made your choices and she apologized again.

"Right, that was officially the weirdest thing I've had happen to me since we started doing this"

"Pfffft, I was almost certain you had been using your Rage Wavelength by accident at first, then she calmed down and I didn't know what to think!"

The two of you chatted like that over the best damn pancakes you'd had the honor to eat, and you, naturally, paid the bill.

You didn't tip the waitress.

"Alright" Argo said as the two of you stepped outside, grabbing your arm and leaning on you "Where to now?"

>DWMA
>Back home
>Somewhere else (Write-In)
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>DWMA
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>DWMA
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>>696570
>DWMA
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>>696570
"Might as well see if we can find any of the others..." you think aloud, turning for the DWMA.

It was a long, quiet walk through the city, the sky was overcast, but not raining yet, most were staying inside, so you had the whole place to yourselves.

In essence, it was comfy the whole way to the DWMA.

The two of you walked up the long staircase to the main entrance, and found Black Star waiting for you at the top, Tsubaki at his side, ready and waiting to ruin your day.

You rolled your eyes, and tried to think of what to do as you approached each other.

>Ignore him
>Talk
>FIGHT
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>Say you will fight but if we win we get to do any one thing we want to them

boop tsubakis nose
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>>696610
>Talk
>Hey, were you serious about the whole surpassing god thing? If you keep this up, you're going to end up in heaven one way or the other.
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>>696616
And this.
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>>696610
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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>>696616
Supporting
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>>696610
>>696616
>>696617
Just do this senpai.
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>Talk
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>>696610
>Sup
>Keep walking he'll follow
[Spoilers]Boop Tsunami's nose[/spoilers]
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>>696616
>not making BlackStar revoke his right to her and freeing her.
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> Voting for nose boop as we walk past.
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>>696610
"HEY YOU!" He shouts once you're in range, which didn't take long.

"Hey" you say, keeping your calm pace.

"I STILL WANT A REMATCH, STOP UNDERESTIMATING ME!"

You shrug "Sure, fine, but if I win again you have to let me do something to that girl" you whisper into Argo's ear "I'm gonna boop her nose when I win".

She giggle-snorts, letting go of your arm "Go get em Wolfy, I'm gonna sit back and watch the show!"

You reach the main platform of the entrance, and stand a distance away from Black Star.

"Right then" you stretch, trying to work out any soreness from giving Medusa a thrashing, "Shouldn't we have a teacher or something out here?"

"Nah, it'll be fine!"

"Alright, you asked for this, remember that" you stretch one last time and get into a fighting stance.

How did you want to do this?

>Let him come to you
>Go on the offensive
>Other (Write-In)
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>>696679
>Let him come to you
Wait for the opening then gut punch
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>>696679
>Go on the offensive
He has the reach advantage when need to close our gap
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>>696679

> Come at me

Offer to give him first shot and kick him in the balls when he goes for it.
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>Come at me
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>>696679
>Let him come to you
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>>696679
You hold your ground as he charges, Tsubaki changing into a glowing yellow ball of light, taking the form of... a giant Shurikin.

Oh shit, you should probably dodge that.

>Roll 1d20 to dodge!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>696704

Can we get Kayaba to play "You're Too Slow" if we dodge?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>696704
We should grab it and stroke it tenderly. Examine her metals form
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>>696679
>Let him come at you
Counter punch to the neck and/or diaphragm. Physics is weird here, he'll be fine.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

outta the way we git
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>696704
Honk.
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>>696704
>Just keep dodging while he keeps trying to hit us
>Ask when it's our turn to throw a punch considering what happened when we took him seriously.
Wolf set to Easy Mode and he still can't fucking do things.
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>>696704
WOOSH. Right over your head, sometimes being small had it's perks. Behind you, Tsubaki transformed into human form and then leapt over your head once more, returning to Black in that chain weapon mode.

"That all you got!?" You call, sticking your hands in your pockets now. Fuck this dude, you were going to let him exhaust himself and then kick him in the crotch, boop Tsubaki, and be on your way.

The spike at the end of the chain rushed towards your face. You'd have to be careful, even if you dodged the first half of this, he could yank it back...

>Roll 1d20 to dodge!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

dub dodge.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>696765
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>696765
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

Matrix dodge
gotta do it with style
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OH GOD THE EMAILS ARE COMING BACK TO HAUNT HILLARY, /pol/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>696765
You easily get out of the way of the first throw, but he yanks the chain sideways, following you and catching you in the back, the blade of the weapon catching your arm, leaving a red slash you could pour blood out from, but nothing painful. The hit to the back would hurt a helluvalot more in the morning.

But most importantly, Black Star was pulling the chain in, trying to drag you towards him like he thinks he's thresh or roadhog.

>Roll 1d20 to resist!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>696794
I still want us to stroke her metal as she passes and ask if all are that smooth.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>696794

> Wolfy Headbutt?
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

Resist that shit like we resisted those san loss rolls
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>>696794
You dig in your heels, twisting to yank Black Star right back, and when that doesn't work as well as you'd like, you wrap a leg around the chain and throw your foot back, the chain sliding up into your crotch and throwing Black Star towards you. The blade falls off your arm, now slack. Grinning, you untangle yourself, letting Black Star pick himself up. "Ready to give in? I've got places to go"

"NEVER!"

He charges at you, Tsubaki now in the form of a black ball that's getting tossed directly in your face. It detonates before you have time to react, sending smoke everywhere.

Black Star's probably going to use his Soul Strike shit on you, you'll have to find him...

>Roll 1d20 to find Black Star!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>696803
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>696803
HIS GONE
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

We'll find that fucker and beat his ass
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>696803
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>>696816
I lied
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>696803
o snap!
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>>696803
There he is! You duck under his open palmed strike and jump out away from the smoke, taking the air time to flash a grin and a wink to Argo, who had somehow acquired popcorn and was watching the show... along with a large crowd of students and a few teachers. How you didn't notice before was beyond you.

"He isn't even using his hands!"

"I think Black Star is hitting out of his league"

"No kidding, the dude didn't even bleed when he got hit!"

You landed with your feet under you and popped a slav squat, waiting for the smoke to clear.

When Tsubaki was reformed, it was in the shape of a short blade, and Black Star was getting faster.

"STOP UNDERESTIMATING MEEEEE!"

>Roll 1d20 to mop the floor with Black Star's face!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>696839
crit fail time.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>696839
https://youtu.be/kyRK2GI_T7I
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>696839
''ok''
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

let's fuck his face up
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

Nothing personal, Kid
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>>696839
>>696840
HOW ABOUT WE SHOW YOU THE POWER OF A REAL GOD
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>>696846
I lied
again
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>>696839
You wait until the last second and sidestep him, sticking one foot out and making him trip when he runs right past you.

"You done yet? Man there's no way you can surpass god at this rate, can't even beat a kid two years younger than you with help from a weapon"

He picks himself up, no longer smiling, his posture's changed too, like he's given up hope.

He starts to walk away from the battlefield.

"Hey!" you call "We made a deal!"

He turns, and Tsubaki comes out of her knife form "What do you wish to do?"

"Just this" you grin, running up and booping her in the nose "boop!"

The blush that spread across her face as her nose scrunched was god damn adorable, and only made better by the crowd laughing. You jogged back to Argo, finding her surrounded by other people. "Let's go find our friends"

"But they're already here!" She says, smiling up at you along with Lis, Yui and Sinon.

Man, a few years younger really makes a person look different.

"Sooo" Yui says, looking up at you "What exactly is going on?"

>Explain
>Explain while searching the building for the manual.
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>>696865
>Explain while searching the building for the manual.
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>>696865
>Explain while searching the building for the manual.
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>Explain while searching the building for the manual
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>>696865
>>Explain while searching the building for the manual.
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>>696865
>Explain while searching the building for the manual.
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Gonna be jumping to a new thread SOON™
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>>697130
™™
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>>697130
>Warning SOON™ does not necessarily mean in any foreseeable timeframe. We are not responsible for any time wasted because you actually believe this faggot.
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>>697205



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