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Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.

Your current protagonist is Goblin Rider, tiny masked defender of manlet justice.

Currently you're fighting the ruler of the Kingdom, The King, wat do you do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>690158
check your own and King's stats
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>690158
Surrender and say we were just kidding
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>>690161
"aight cool"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>690163
well that was scary. ask the king if he wants to adopt you now
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>690163
Look for crime and see if there are manlets in need.
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>>690166
"Why would I do that? You're a grown-ass goblin"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>690170
but I am smol
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>690170
"Dunno, sounded a good idea at the time.
I wanna protect the city from evil.
Wat do?"
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>>690172
"Well just because you're small doesn't mean I'd adopt you, that'd be racist"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>690180
Oh, das tru.
Why were we fighting anyway?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>690180
You're right. Do you know a place where I can buy goods though?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>690180
F-fair enough. Do you know where aspiring crimefighters hang out around here?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>690180
Ask him if we can be the vigilante the city needs but doesn't deserve right now
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>690180
I wanna have a pony
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>>690187
"trrrYyyYYYY thhheeebaaaaaAAycckkkk aAAaAlllleeyyyyySYyssysss"
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>690192
Can you point me towards the market please? I want to buy some stuff.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>690192
Oh.
I understand.
YOU'RE JUST A HOLOGRAM SET BY THE AYYLIENS, AND YOU'RE MALFUNCTIONING!
MY SWORN ENEMY, SHOW YOURSELF!
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>>690192
woah slow down there
I didn't quite get that
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>690192
Thank you kind stranger!
Thow smokebomb at our feet and run off. When the smoke dissipates it reveals we only moved a few feet
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>>690196
"Oh great he's yelling about aliens n shit"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>690204
BREAK OUT
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>690204
Oh shiet.
Who are you, and why am i restrained?
Also, why can't i feel anything anymore?
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>690204
>>690195
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>690204
raaaaaaaaape
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>>690207
"Ah great he's awake"

"Ey, calm down, little guy, the procedure's not finished yet"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>690223
What procedure?!?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>690223
WHAT PROCEDURE?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
WHY?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>690223
escape!
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>>690228
"The procedure of turning you into a magitech being."

"Ya know, the one's saving your life"

"The one that saved you from being a literal smear on the wall"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>690235
oh, okay. are you giving me any cool mods like a flamethrower arm or something?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>690235
CAN I FIGHT THE EVIL BETTER NOW?
What special abilities I have?
CAN I STILL SENSE EVIL?
Do I sense evil from wizards?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>690235
rrrraaaaaaapppppppe button
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>>690236
"Well we were about to"

"But then you woke up and smashed up our stuff"

"Go back to sleep"
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>>690245
I DON'T TRUST YOU
I SENSE EVIL FROM YOU, YES, YOU, WIZARD WITH SALTY HAT
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>690245
go back to sleep. we need our sweet mods.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>690245
>>690247
fug
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>690245
Ok then, back to sleep
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>>690248
And so more dreams, like this one about the time you still lived in caves with the dragons
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>690253
rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppeeeeeeeeeeee
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>690253
do find your best dragon friend and give him a big hug
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>690253
SUDDENLY YOU SENSE EVIL INTENT AND WAKE UP
YOU NEVER TRUSTED IN MAGIC, SOMETHING IS UP
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>>690257
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>690260
remember your mom
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>690260
WAKE UP THE HERO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnX2adXjQ64
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>>690263
awake again

"So how are we gonna do this?"

"Well, we'll add a fire wand to his arm, that way he can throw out fire"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>690265
oh shit that's going to be awesome! fall back to sleep!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>690265
stay awake entire time, resist the drugs, scan the room
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>>690266
godfuckingdammit
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>690265
Dann these humans are slow, back to sleep. Dream of sweet sweet technology
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>>690269
smuganimeface.jpg
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>>690266
Dreaming about what kinda overdesigned boss monsters you'll face
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>690275
raaaaaaape?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>690275
what about evil twin?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>690275
Keep on dreaming
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>>690280
don't give it up
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>>690279
Your twin died of a heart attack back in the tribal days
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>690284
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
But ACTUALLY... did you ever seen his body afterwards?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>690284
Think about the cute females we will have to rescue from overly designed bosses
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>>690286
Ah yes, the good ol goblin females
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>690284
cccchhhhhaaaaaaaffffffeeee
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>690291
THEY CONTROL YOU VIA DREAMS
WAKE UP
HEROES DON'T NEED SLEEP
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>690291
dream about your mom
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>690291
Think and ask to yourself if Kobolds are any better. I mean there is a goddess just for Kobolds.
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>>690297
>rolled 1
IT'S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY I TELL YA
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>>690298
"Get a real job"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>690307
but moooooooooom
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>690307
graaaaaaaape
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>>690309
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>690314
wake up cause actually something did hit your head.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>690314
Grumble and go to our room to carve memes into rocks
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>>690317
The best meme
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>690314
but a job means contact with the outside
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>690319
god damn it
let me post one!
RAAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEE
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>690319
go to the /m/ cave rock gathering place
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>>690323
never lucky
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>>690324
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>690330
those useless manlet bums which argue what win - rock tank or rock armor
your neighbours
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>690330
welp fuck it
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>>690333
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>690336
Wake up and see if they're done with the modifications
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>690336
so when we will get to kid trauma moment? Plot happens?
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>690336
awwwww ye
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>>690340
"You know, I have this lightning wand lying around, should we stick this in there to so he can shoot lightning?"

"pffft, like that ever gonna be useful"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>690350
Nod your head and try to say yes to puttting in the lighting wand.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>690350
stay awake
suddenly plot happens
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>690350
fall back asleep so you can have lightning too!
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>>690353
"Greetings wizards, so how's our goiblin doing?"

"Fine, milord. The Goblin Rider will be ready soon "

"Good good, we've found a bunch of secret bases belonging to unsavoury fellows planning to sabotage our city. Should be a good test for him"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>690356
oh man that's going to be great! go back to sleep to ensure maximum mods.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>690356
can you sense evil from the king?
technically you must have evil sense powers thanks for being a Manlet Rider
aka EVIL VISION
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>>690359
Not really
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>>690361
Thanks CAPTCHA
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>690361
come on, we got it from god, evil sense must be there.
scan every wizard with EVIL VISION (tm)
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>690370
okay now just take a little nap so they'll give you all the weapons
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>690370
scan every wizard with EVIL VISION (tm)
and just don't fall asleep during next enchancement, you are not a wuss
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>690370
Wait for the modifications to be done and fight crime
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>>690374
Time to dream about random shit again
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>690381
Wake up to find we have magic elemental wands
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>690381
timeskip till you can sleep no more
ever
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>>690385
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>690391
heroes don't need sleep especially cyborgs
it's a feature
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>690391
Holy shit is that king gobbo?
FLASHBACK TIME!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>690391
Wake up
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>>690397
Ah yes, King Gob I, your father
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>690401
why tall people suck, dad?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>690401
Dad, when will I get hair like yours?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>690401
Why did you ally with the dragons?
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>>690402
"Because they're huge assholes. Dragons are greedy jew fucks who leech offa us. Elves are sicko hippies. Orcs are literally retarded and Humans are reging maniacs that like to shove rock dildoes up their asses"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>690406
Then why did you ally with the Dragons?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>690406
but you never even meet humans, dad?
why you trust 3rd party source information?
how children are made?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>690406
Dad, when will we overcome our mortal shells and ascend as superior beings?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>690406
orcs are the smurtest evar
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>>690412
"I met them, it was a battle against their village. We lost because they used rocks that have been shoved so far up their asses they were forever covered in shit. It was so disgusting we had to retreat. Trust me."
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>690416
When did you even meet the Elves to form this opinion of them?
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>690415
>>690416
and also the strongest
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>>690418
"Nah, they're retards who cut themselves and play with their own poop."
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>690416
>I met them, it was a battle against their village.
buuuuuuuuuuuulllshit, only ones which escaped were heads of orcs and elves.
why you are dead, dad
why you left us
why my nation lives together with tall assholess from kingdom
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>690416
u haven't replied to me how babies are made
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>690422
Dad, if we are the superior race, why haven't we become god-like beings yet?
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>>690423
The hero units all escaped, there was even a roll for it
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>690422
>>690417
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>690422
you wish you cowardly shit monger
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>690432
All 4 of them? I thought some died, oh well, sorry then
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>>690439
All 4 of them, nigga I have the archive on hand
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>>690434
"Indeed, those dumbass shit mongers wish they could be as smart as us. But all they can do is smack stuff together like retards"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>690417
>>690443
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>690440
nah, I trust you.
I guess I have some wishful memories of glorious days
>>690443
now he tells you the grand wisdom and huge secret of manlet tribe
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>>690445
"Like I said, that one time when we joined hands to fight barbarians. There was this one elf who kept looking at me funny. Asshole just won't stop smiling"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>690450
Why don't you like smiling?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>690450
he tells you the grand wisdom and huge secret of manlet tribe
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>>690453
"Secretly we're not really good at tech stuff. We just read the instructions everybody ignores"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>690459
then he gives you instruction how to make a bike
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>690459
What was the worst and least worst tribe besides us in your opinion?
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>690459
Then why did it take so long to power up that huge power-armor artifact thing we found?
Weren't there any instructions?
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>>690462
"You take the thingamajig, combine it with the doodad then put it some bingbongzoopityboop and add a small pinch of whoopitydoopity"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>690471
that actually makes sense
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>690471
Leave the flashback and go back to real life
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>>690473
"Oh well, time to go get murdered by demons, goodbye, son"
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>>690477
wake up with huge urge to build super badass bike in name of your dad
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>690477
Sneak along from a safe distance and see him get killed by demons.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>690477
Bye dad.
Acquire anti-demon powers thanks to king gob I's soul empowering us after magical dream.
Or it could be just the mages fucking around, who knows.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>690477
>>690478
fug
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>690477
>>690478
have a roll
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>>690485
Awake again. What the hell's a bike.

"Maybe we should crank his powers up to maximum"

"Yes, perfect idea! Surely nothing can go wrong"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>690491
yes pls we would like maximum powers
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>690491
NOOOOPE
ENOUGH MESSING WITH ME ASSHOLES
DAD WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
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>>690498
Why are you so against the king if our evil vision says that he's not evil
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>>690498
"Who?"
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>>690500
MAYBE HE HAS ANTI-EVIL-VISION BARRIER
TALL ASSHOLES ARE LIKE THAT
CAN'T TRUST THEM
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>>690491
Make kewl bike and do purple cocaine while riding it. And then crash into the bad guys secret base or something.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>690500
He's delusional. He thinks that Barbarians are purely good and that the King who enslaved them and civilized half the tribe is pure evil.

>>690502
Proceed with the operation
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>690502
RIDER KIIICKUU OUTTA WINDOW
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>690504
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>690502
Have divine intervention with the guy who gave you your kewl powers
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>>690507
Nah, that'd cause wanton property damage and not proper heroic behaviour
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>690519
OVERRIDE THE MIND CONTROL
YOU ARE FREE TO FIGHT EVIL HOW YOU WANT
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>>690519
See if there are villains for us to fight
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>690519
We are now haunted by our dad's ghost.
It gives us cool insight into stuff tho.
All thanks to the mages dicking around in our head.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>690519
Ask the king where the baddies are
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>>690503
That dosen't make sense
Before you could have made the excuse that the king was evil but now we know he isn't evil
Please stop this shit before you get us killed AGAIN
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>>690522
"Greetings, I am the ghost of your father. I may or may not be actually just another hallucination"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>690526
FREE MY MIIIIND, FATHER
I'M NOTHING BUT A TALL ASSHOLE'S SLAVE NOW
>>690524
well we got better, so it was worth it
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>690526
But it's not just him
It's the ghost of every manlet king
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>690526
See if there are villains for us to fight
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>690526
uh oh power is corrupt
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>>690528
But your doing it again
Your going to get us killed again
There not going to revive is a second time
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>>690530
"Oh good, there's a den of criminals in the back alley, here's your morphing belt, now go"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>690535
K
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>690535
GOBLIN RIDER, GO!
NOW WITH OUR SIDEKICK, DEAD KING GOBBO I!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>690535
oh no! it's a size too small, since we gained so much weight!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>690535
does it plays cool theme?
>>690534
calm yo tits, I'm going sleep anyway
I never planned to attack king right away, just being suspicious. sheesh

you people not hotblooded enough
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>690535
Open window
Jump out it
Land on your new high speed goblin craft motorcycle with there location already in the gps
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>>690543
There's a difference between hotblooded and salty that he's genociding your religion
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>>690541
No it isn't
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>690550
awww waisted a 100 for that?
fine I'll play ball....
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>690550
Just fuggin go already
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>690550
okay time to go fight crime
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>>690551
What ball
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>690560
The ball on your cool new hover bike
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>690560
the one you are standing on
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>>690566
But your magical metal horse doesn't have a ball on it
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>690580
then tie one on
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>690580
waah that;s awesome let's go fug up some baddies
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>690580
(The eye counts as both a bouncy ball and laser gun)
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>>690585
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>690592
It also has a bag of holding with a shit ton of enchanted missiles and can fire them from its mouth
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>>690598
"Ah yes, I knew casting Magic Missle repeatedly, then putting those missiles into a bag and then put the bag into its mouth was a good idea"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>690608
Congratulate the mages for their good idea, then go fight some crime already
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>>690612
Ah yes of course, time to go fight criminals
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>690618
Use horse eye lose to cut the door down
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>>690618
break it down
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>>690622
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>690635
Shoot lasers everywhere and hit the villains.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>690635
HENSHIN!
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>>690640
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>690652
BUT WAIT!
There's a secret trapdoor.
We have to go deeper
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>>690652
Use magic missiles to destroy all weapons
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>>690656
Second level reached, your horse couldn't fit through the trapdoor
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>690664
Use the electroboltstunthingamajig
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>690664
Unleash lazur beems
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>>690668
You can't
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>690674
Use flamethrowtherthingamajig
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>690674
Use judo flip
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>>690675
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>690682
Hey, that's pretty cool.
Make sure that the banditos didn't survive
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>690682
Use the lightningthingamajig to make sure all the baddies are dead and advance.
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>>690691


This has nothing to do with anything but I find it kida funny that the manlets get a third chance and the only ones playing are the elves.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>690705
W-Why's that so funny?
Anyway,
ONTO THE NEXT LEVEL,
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>690705
search the bodies for any unburnt loot
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>690705
melt a hole in the floor with your flametrower to go deeper into the hideout
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>>690705
Also notice the lack of Barbarians
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>>690720
They're too busy planning how to shit up the crusade
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>>690709
You managed to find:
- A singed cloth mask
- A knife
- A locket of a thief, holding a picture of his loved: a bag of loot
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>690727
Investigate thief's connection with dragons seeing how they loved loot so much
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>690727
equip all of this
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>690727
Keep the knife which is a sword by manlet standards and move to the next level
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>690727
Use gobbo tech fuckery to combine them all, and get:
USELESS TRINKET THAT IS ACTUALLY AN IMPORTANT PLOT DEVICE SOMEHOW?
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>>690730
After much investigating and research you come to the conclusion: they're greedy bastards.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>690743
continue deeper into the hideout
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>690743
>>690737
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>>690745
As you continue deeper inside, you encounter higher level bad guys
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>690753
We use higher level moves.
Punch that fucker with our metal fist at full force.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>690753
distract them with the locket then blast with your flame arm
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>690753
Quick! Use the lightningthingamajig on him
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>690753
fighting crime is boring, throw away the loot, get the hell out of there and enjoy yourself at a nearest beach
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>>690761
missed
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>690774
Bait him for an attack, then use our manletness to slither behind him and deal a right and proper fisting to his spine.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>690774
Use judo
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>690774
Sweep the area with the flamethrowerthingamajig and catch him in the flames
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>>690780
He jumps over the sweeping flames for an attack instead
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>690790
surround yourself with a force field or something
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>690790
>>690776
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>>690790
Pull out and swing our knife in the direction which he's heading towards us
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>690790
Roll underneath and punch him in the balls
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>>690793
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>690808
GG WP.
If he's still alive, zap him, but try to keep it non-lethal. Maybe we can get some info on other criminals.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>690808

Explosions
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>690808
rip out his spine, use it as a whip.
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>>690812
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>690824
use the power of fear to make him our ally
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>690824
Interrogate 2.0
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>690824
He looks. Dead. Char the body and move to the next level
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>690824
why not henshin
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>690824
Interrogation time
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>>690829
Well if he wasn't before, he is now
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>690845
Ah, fuck.
Well, onto the next level.
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>>690849
And now, the final boss of this hideout
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>690862

Do dramatic speech before we do.... HENSHIN!!!
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>690862
Use the lightningthingamajig and flamethrowerthingamajig on him
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>690862
hey wait, this guy looks vaguely familiar to you
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>690862
he looks too intimidating, dont fight with him, ask if he wants some ice-creams instead
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>>690869
Blah blah blah justice blah blah blah destroy evil blah blah blah sodomy blah blah blah morphing time
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>690899
>>690870
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>690899
UNLEASH ANCIENT MOR-FU TECHNIQUES!
Geddit?
Morph-fu?
Ayyy
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>690899
cool poses
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>690899

Check if final boss is still awake from our heroic speech.
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>>690905
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>690926
RIDER KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>690926
cool poses with smoke bombs going off in the back ground.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>690926
Well, shit. You lost control of your lightningthingamajig and flamethrowerthingamajig. Looks like everything's fucked.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

A lot of duplicate rolls in this thread today.

>>690926
Explosssssiioooons
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>>690933
He's not down yet
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>690958
bad guy curses you as he blows up in cheesy smoke
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>690958
the secret weapon you didn't even know those wizards gave you activates
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>690958

Summon our horse and go gattai.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>690958
The wizards just activated a secret weapon on you. It's a shame that they decided to shove it up your ass. Now bend over and fire your ANAL ASSAULT UNICORN!
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>>690961
"Yeah, you'd like that. Too bad"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>690988
hah! didn't hurt!
gattai with your horse mount!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>690988
Attach the knife you picked up earlier to your chest so if he punches you he stabs himself.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>690988
Burrow up his ass and assume direct control.
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>>690990
Your horse is still outside, it can't go in here, you dumbass
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>691016
blast a hole in the wall so your horse can get in
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>691016
well way to ruin the fun ass hole!
fine to some rapid spinny punch thing I don't care... asshole
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>>691021
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>691031
Your horse is several levels above you. You shot a gas pipe. Shit.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>691031
your horse decends? to gattai?
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>>691036
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>691046
lazerino shoot, horse!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>691046
GATTAI
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>691046
Combine with your horse to form... Manlethorse!
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>>691058
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>>691077
Grow horse dick
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>691077
shoot horse duck missiles
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>>691096
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>691107
do your ultimate combo attack now
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>691107
Fire breath.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>691107
Fire fucking everything
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>>691115
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>691139
now spin SPIN!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>691139
the boss is absolutely rekt. high five your horse.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>691139
Be relentless. Somersault after your strike, jump on horse and come back for another strike.
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>>691149
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>691168
>>691146
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>691168
Eeexxxpllliisssiiiooon
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>691168
>>691149
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>>691168
Now pose cool while the boss explodes in the background because of your horse' magic missiles
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>691168
This fight is exhausting. Take a lunch break.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>691168
COOL POSE and EXPLOSION
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>>691178
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>>691213
check corpse then loot
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>691213
Look to see if the boss is dead.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>691213
Give us horse thought bubble pls.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>691213
EXCLAIM OH SHIT
also check to see if he's dead
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>691213
Cool guys don't look at explosions. They just walk away. Walk away (but call for horse to follow).
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>691213
Credits
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>>691219
Yeah he ded
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>691243
Loot.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>691243
Look through the place. See if there are any signs to important places like Archives.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>691243
Heroic looting
Also I guess we should swear to a heroes code or something.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>691243
The Salt Cult approach
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>691243
gain his power mega man style
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>>691251
A yes, a heroes code, like the one you have in your head
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>691296
THAT THIRD LAW
PROTECT THE KINGDOM?
TRY TO ERASE IT
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>691296
>>691250
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>>691303
Nah
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>691296
Error!
Error!
Milkshake protocols activate!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>691311
Damn
Loot the place then
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>691311
>>691312
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>691296
The only way to protect the innocent from the horrors of life is to kill them all.
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>>691316
You got: a huge axe
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>691341
Upgrade it with our magitech and gobbo ingenuity
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>>691349
You added...the knife
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>691362
WIELD IT
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>691362
>>691250
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>>691372
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>691392
Go to the one pointing left
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>>691393
YOur left or its left
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>691413
The secrets room
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>691413
Our left
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>691413

who do I get mythic keystone to do mythic quests?
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>>691419
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>691439
open the mystery chest with a RIDER KICK
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>691439
secre- the mystery box the mystery box I choose now!
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>>691441
The chest is opened, revealing its secret
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>691453
then grab the book and give it to the king.
I can't read.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>691453
Look the book with savages on it
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>691453
Book
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>>691460
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>691472
flip the paper over
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>691472
Even the Elves? Also flip the page
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>691472
Known already
Still give it to the king just in case
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>>691475
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>691493
okay let's go to the kitchen
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>691493
We all know this already
But give it to the king anyways
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>>691495
Looks like they were making soup before you arrived
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>691518
Taste the soup and see if it tastes salty
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>691518
smell it
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>691518
Add salt.
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>>691523
Smells like soup
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>691533
Jump in the pot and become one with the broth.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>691533
>>691522
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>691533
drink it
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>>691535
Eh, it's okay
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>>691533
give it to teh pooor
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>691548
Recruit more manlets onto your super hero team
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>691548
We must search the room for salt. It could lead to something
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>>691557
What room for salt, all they have is a salt jar
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>691566
Salt Demons!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>691566
Sprinkle salt into your mouth
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>691566
It's the salt cult!

Return back to the king with the book as evidence and call it a days work.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>691566
Go back and give the book to the king and give the wizards feed back
That horse is fucking awesome
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>691566
Take salt. Leave. Bigger & Better things to do.
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>>691583
And so you are powered down for the day
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>691598
Error!
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>691598
>ERROR! 4 LAWS CORRUPTED!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>691598
Divine intervention
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>>691601
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>691493
neat>>691612
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>691612
Wake up and spend some time outside
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>691612
Windows Update Loading


Error! Insufficient storage. Removing files.
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>>691603
what are the 4 laws?
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>>691619
>Law 1:Protect the innocent
>Law 2: Destroy Evil
>Law 3: Protect the Kingdom
>Law 4:OBEY THE KING....
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>>691619
There was only 3, so i dunno what 4 was
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>>691616
Yes, it's neat that Orcs are retarded shit eaters and barbarians are rockfucking lunatics. As the book said.
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I still wanna throw a match into the gas filled sewers and blow shot up.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>691639
>>691618
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>>691647
"Don't mind me"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>691639
I didn't see orcs eat shit
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>691666
What the fuck is that?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>691666
hey you no
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>>691671
"A window, bye"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>691680
Do you want to update now or later?
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>>691667
And nobody saw barbs shove rock dildoes up their ass, but everbody assumes that's true
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>691680
see loadin bar
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>691680
That was weird. Let's go out and do stuff like go to the library
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>>691685
I'm so confused. what about the other races?
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>>691685
I do recall one person named Barbarian Senpai bringing up the idea of rock dildos along with race mixing. He later joined the Orcs I believe
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>>691684
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>>691696
oh do we know who this orc is?
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>>691696
Pretty sure orcs was just saitama, business, and me.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>691699
now
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>>691702
there was emergency orc too
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>>691708
Yeah that was me, I just don't like having a name in threads.
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>>691696
I think he joined the dragons actually
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>>691711
I'm busy orc and I'm doing the same.
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>>691702
IIRC he joined later after being ostracized by the Barbarians and stayed around for a relatively small period of time.
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>>691705
Update installed
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>691723
Check new features.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>691723
what did it update?
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>691723
See if everything works
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>>691727
It just updated some minor protocols here and there.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>691743
Read them out
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>>691752
. Flamethrower arm can no longer malfunction and spew fire everywhere
. Lightning arm can no longer activate while it's still not deployed and blow up your arm
. Removed the ability to smize
. Improved joint articulation and control
. Fixed transforming bug where you can morph into a giant robot instead
. Removed the capacity to cause infrastructural damage
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>691782
WAKE UP
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>691782
click HERE for your FREE upgrade to goblin rider 10!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>691782
Use manlet skills to hack the program
I want that mech
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>>691791
Woke
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>691829
Go see the wizards. We should ask if they can hook up any other manlets with awesome stuff like this.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>691829
check out our new features
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>>691836
"Of course we can, even asked some of them before"

"But they refused when we told them the process would remove some of their important bits. Like their genitals"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>691857
can't you just make more of us in test tubes if we lose the ability to reproduce?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>691857
do I have grappling hooks? I think I need that>>691857
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>691857
What if try convincing some.We'll probably have a hard time since manlets are such uppity assholes, even to each other
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>691857
WAIT WHAT? What do I have down there then?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>691857
Yeah there was a traumatizing event were every male manlet lost there dicks for a bit
Ask for the giant mech transformation
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>691857
UPDATE ERROR! UNINSTALLING FOLLOWING:

COOKING: CORRUPT
EYE TARGETING: FAILED CALLIBRATION
GAS CHAMBERS: FLATULENCE IMMINENT.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>691857
Request genitals. BIG genitals. Ones that are magic powered and can fire rainbows while vibrating at speeds never before reached.
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>>691876
"Sure, you're welcome to try"

"We even told them we can clone them or grow them in magical vats so their genitals disappearing woon't be a problem, but they still declined"

"Oh well, maybe we could try a dragon or something next"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>691891
>>691886
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>>691891
can we get robo genitals or nah?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>691891
Kidnap a dozen manlets. Bring them back to the wizards.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>691891
Go to areana to watch fights.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>691891
lets pay a visit to our fellow manlets
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>691896
fug
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>>691902
Currently showing: Barbs V Orcs in a Fish Fight
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>691926
Cheer for fellow Green Skin
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>691926
I bet the Orc kills the Barbarian
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>691926
bet all your money on the fish winning
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>691926
Where's our horse? (And what's he thinking?)
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>>691926
scan the orcs until you see a weird one who looks like he punches hard
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>>691926
Murder the barbarians
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>>691941
Parked outside thinking about horse stuff
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>>691949
>>691942
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>691949
>>691937
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>691949
AND THE WINNER OF THE FIGHT IS
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>691949
>>691942
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>>691949
Zap the barbarian with lightning. They're nothing but rock throwing assholes just like our dad said
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>691949
Investigate Salt Cult
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>691964
>>691949
Shit I forgot to roll
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>691949
>>691956
Roll for anon
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>>691958
After a gruesome battle, both barb and orc died, only a fish remained.

Sadly you bet on the other fish.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>691980
bet on the winning fish in the next fight
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>>691980
Doesn't that mean there's only barb mom left? I remember there being two barbarians aliterate one died of herpes or something and one just died before us. We should play as her next thread.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>691980
Wanpan is next.
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>>691989
>Doesn't that mean there's only barb mom left? I remember there being two barbarians left after one died of herpes or something and one just died before us. We should play as her next thread.
Autocorrect
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>>691983
Bit you've lost all your money
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>692002
Steal some dude's cash
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>692002
ask the king for more
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>>692008
"What? What happened to your money?"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>692016
Lost control of my flamethrower
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>692016
We bet on the wrong fish
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>692016
I made a mistake but I have learned a lot and grown from this and now you can trust me. pls do not punish my youthful indiscretions.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>692016
Ask him how many barbarians are left.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>692016
Some dude stole it
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>>692025
...
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>692033
>>692026
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>692033
use charm
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>692033
*puppy dog face*
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>692033
I completed the mission at least
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>>692038
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>692055
............seduce the king
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>692059
You just want him to die don't you.

>>692055
How about those barbaric barbarians though amirite?
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>>692059
Nah, that's too retarded for your programming
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>692069
Become a male stripper
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>692069
I'll beat even more bad guys for that extra cash
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>692069
Back to areana, pennyless. Who's next fighting?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>692069
can I get an advance on my next paycheck?
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>692069
>>692081
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>>692084
"Very well. Spend it wisely and get ready for your next mission"
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>692095
Eat the money to gain its power
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>692095
Get professionals to upgrade you. Windows isnt working out.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>692095
give the king a hug in thanks
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>692095
upgrade to Linux
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>>692100
Does not compute
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>692116
store money in chest cavity for safe keepings
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>692116
Buy more magic upgrades from the wizards
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>692116
back to the arena. I know we'll win big this time!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>692116
Form a start-up company
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>>692125
Current round: Orc vs a random beast
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>692142
Meh. Time skip
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>692142
bet a reasonable amount of your money on the random beast
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>692142
Bet on the power of friendship!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>692142
Look into sack, realize it's smarter to invest in properties then pissing it away gambling.
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>>692151
You didn't bet on the fight, the beast won.

Current round: 5 barbs vs 1 Gladiator
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>692170
Bet half on glad. Watch fight unfold. Intervene if necessary.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>692170
Bet lots, and secretly interfere via incredibly subtle lightning
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>692170
ERROR! SYSTEM32 CORRUPTED

SHUTTING DOWN.

.........
PATCHING


....

BROCK.SYS UPDATING

COMPLETE


WELCOME USER
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>692170
Bet on the glad killing them all
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>692170
BET HALF ON GLADIATOR
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>692170
don't get hacked by Brock
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>>692179
>Barbs trying to cuck people again
I thought you were against Brock and became the paladin with too many hats
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>>692179
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>>692193
Just having fun. No one is getting cucked.

Just enjoy the ride. The arena barbs will most likely die anywag
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>692199
Nevermind that. Watch fight. Bet on gold on barbs.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>692199
Cheer for the gladiator. If he wins, befriend him.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>692199
Bet a quarter of our money on the Gladiator.

How much longer are you running this?
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>>692199
Aww, really? Im out of ideas then. I thought it was a good one.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>692199
Admire your autism firewalls for keeping out all the autism
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>>692207
*one
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>>692207
You lost gold
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>692199
All money on glad
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>692233
Just as planned.
Plot the murder of the remaining barbarians.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>692233
Offer gold reward to orcs who defeat barbs.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>692203
Sorry
I'm just kind of tired with how a large portion of deaths are caused by barbs,all the canon fuckery, rock getting super salty with relgeion, and tiny amount of salt residue from the whole wanpan situation
Guess this adventure has brought the worst of us
>>692233
Laugh
Realize you have a problem with gambling and betting on things that will never happen
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>>692240
As barbs are evil and will surely cause nothing but harm
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>692268
Start with the ones in the arena. Shouldn't be too hard to gain access.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>692268
Try and sneak back into the holding area where the barbs are kept.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>692268
Wait if barbs are evil,according to your EVIL VISIONtm,why are you betting on them
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>>692282
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>692301
Murderate them all via subtle use of flamethrower
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>692301
Steal the keys off the guard
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>>692309
Stealing from kingdom guards is hardly heroic
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>692323
'BORROW' the keys off the guard
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>692323
Try to sneakily squeeze through the bars and into the barbarians cell
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>692323
is it anti heroric?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>692323
Actually, just ask the guard if you can participate in the next Barb match
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>692323
befriend guard
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>>692335
Whatever it is you are incapable of doing it
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>692346
>>692334
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>692346
Just ask the guard nicely if you can kill all the barbs
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>692346
>>692333
Ask nicely too
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>>692350
"Yeah sure okay"

"THIS IS BULLSHIT" yelled the barbarians
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>692363
>>692334
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>692363
>Execute KillBarbs.exe
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>692363
show the barbs exactly as much mercy that is necassary to be heroic
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>692363
Do et
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>>692368
"THIS IS BULLSHIT, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, BARBS LIVES MATT---pffft, oh it's just a little goblin. Hah."
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>692392
Zap him with lightning
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>692392
USE THE FLAMEAJIG AND ROAST HIM
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>692392
Lighting fire laser missile combo
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>>692398
"oh brock what the fug"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>692413
RIDER KICK
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>692413
loot their stuff
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>692413
dance a happy jig
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

I feel this is what the Manlets were striving for and what their end game was. A cybernetic manlet who can shoot fire and shit to kill tall assholes like the barbarians.

>>692413
Zap him for good measure
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>>692418
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>692445
Collect their skulls
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>692445
Give a intimidating stare to any nearby barbarians that can see us.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>692445
eat their jerky
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>692445
look around. Is barb mom here? we should probably spare her.
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>>692454
nom
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>692470
Leave after dispatching justice quietly.
Also ask the guard for directions to the barb who's scared of jerky.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>692470
IT'S NOT JUST THE BARBARIANS
THEIR GOD, BROCK HAS TO BE STOPPED
WE HAVE TO FIGHT HIM
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>692470
jerky give you a real good power-up
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>692473
>>692470
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>692470
How many are left?
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>>692476
Yes, like joining an anti-brock brigade and amrching into his heavenly domain to fight him.

Manlet Rider confirmed for Brock Slaying Army and will return in the last episode. Until then this is da end of this run.

Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

See you soon, ya filthy animals.
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>>692515
Are we going to continue manlet rider tomorrow or switch characters? If the later then I say Barb mom.
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>>692515
Last episode
aw shit nigga
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>>692520
Switch
And the choices are: one of these bozos
Elf Kid, again
Skelebro
El Skelebool
Barbmom
Some orc
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>692541
Orc lock in
I feel bad for them after wanpan went to complete shit
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>>692550
Very well, Orcs only got played once anyway. It's back to the arena next time and let's hope this guy lives a bit longer than the barbarian
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>692541
barbmom
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>>692541
Elf kid was fun but I think we should give Barb mom a try. Also i thought El Skelebro was dead permanently.

>>692550
What even happened to Wanpan? I forgot.
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>>692562
fug. too late I guess
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>692558
ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS! ORCS!
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>692558
Barb mom
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>>692563
People kept on spamming punch yourself with high rolls and switch characters
We ended up knocking ourselves out every time and accomplishing absolutely nothing and business Orc got really salty
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>>692573
Or maybe not, hmm
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>692576
mystery box
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>692576
Orc
For the pity
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>692576
Barb mom

>>692575
I do remember wanpan being retarded and Orcs being very salty and un-buisness like but why can't we play him now?
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>692576
barbmom pls.
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>>692586
Got insta-paladined by holy bones

He's saved for the last episode like drag messiah
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Well barbmom seems to have moar votes
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>692600
But orcs have this awesome nat 100
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>692600
Barb mom is a go. I just can't wait to see how things go with her, ecspecially since she probably isn't even in the arena since she's female. Probably works as a house servant for the king or something.
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>>692612
Nope, barb it is
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>692617
I had a one percent chance of success
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>692617
It should be Barbmom. We have the majority of votes and won the most dice rolls
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>>692632
It is barbmom
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>692617
ORCS LOCK IN
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>692617
ORCS LOCK IN
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>>692651
>>692659
too late
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>>692665
fuck barbs and their mom
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>>692675
When you stop posting like a dumbo, then you can complain
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>692679
moo
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>>692679
but that's what you enjoy! I do it for youuuuu
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>>692688
I enjoy occasionally dumb funny things and variety, not posts after posts of "poop self" and "raaaaape"

It's boring
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Orc Quest never ever
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>>692699
Oh shit. OP putting a smack down on 'lol so randumb' Orc players
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>>692732
>implying
Nigger didn't even vote Orc.
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>>692732
That's really only one orc player, wait no that's wrong it's two.
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>>692732
he should try it on some barbs
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>>692887
It's because there were no barbs present to harp on. But sure, those suck too. Thing is, I get that when barbs ruined Wanpan, that sucks, yeah. I feel you. But when you started acting like them and ruin everything else, you've lost my sympathy.
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>>692917
I actually didn't expect any. I thought you were just enjoying it, not mine of course but the shit before. I wasn't trying to ruin the run just add stupid shit, I'll be good from now on if that helps.
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>>692917
also I did shit to help, I thought you could henshin. I stoped the rape game after that.
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>>692988
Which is why I only mentioned the pooping and raping
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>>693008
fair enough, but it only stops when it won the roll, but also these times I'm trying to sleep, but thats just an excuse for being stupid.
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>>693008
but like I said I'll stop and play fair.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>reads thread
>no smiting evil or other heroic actions
>not even rolls agains thugs cause you are overpowered.
meh
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Manlet Rider is protected against corruption and viruses. All enemies aside from one got 1 hit KO.

Oh well. I am glad the manlets can participate in the final battle.

At least we had 3 Barb class choices.

Barb mom should be fun.

Cant wait for El Skelebool's turn.
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>>693239
It's kind of sad that dragons get no other choices because they were fucking genocided
Oh well,can't do anything about that

Barbmom should be fun as she might actually be the last brockian
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>>693256
Well. You Draggos could always push for Boss Skeledragon. OP hasnt killed him off yet.
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>>693256
Dragon messiah could always try to breed with wyverns and make hybrids. Just saying.We'all probably also convert Barbmom and find her a real man who doesn't go off to fuck horses and sire horse bastards
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>>693318
Almighty gave all tribes impotence
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>>693353
It's okay, heretical barbarian uterus can be saved by holy kingdom sperm
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>>693359
I can see it now. Barbmom becomes consort of the king, becomes civilized and gives birth to immensely powerful being whose playmates with the smiling son
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>>693367
>making harem for king
t. King
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>>693489
It's more about destroying barbarian identity
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>>693318
But then he would be a degenerat fucking lesser species and all

He could always pray to the almighty for more drags for him to bone until he's able to build up a stable population

Will we also have said man father a son who's not a crying mess of trauma and a faggot with a small dick?
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>>693741
Technically the barbarians aren't a different species from the king and his subjects, they're just part of a inferior culture which they can change which we've already seen with the converted Paladins. Also the king did kinda adopt the smiling son and his mom.
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>>693767
...what does that have to do with anything I said?
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>>693767
I thought the mom died or the kid died and new smiling one is actually the kings son.
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>>693789
Nope
Smiling son is the smiling ones son and a demigod
His mom is still alive
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>>693780
Ooooh. I thought you were talking about The King when you said he would be a degenerate for breeding with lesser species.
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Just dont be surprised if Barbmom escapes. She seems to be a bullshit artist like the King and Gobbo Rider
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>>693988
The goblin rider has bullshit magitech weapons and still isn't on par with the king
King is just a COMBAT VETERAN also a plot device
Barbmom needs to be doing some important shit that amount of bullshit
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>>694049
Well I mean barbmom did show up in the king's room last thread with flaming fists which means she still has her magic.
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>>694049
She might be in a good position when we play as her. The smiling son for example is the King's adopted nephew and his mom, the former high priestess who is now a fervent worshipper of the almighty, holds a high position in the kingdom.
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>>694061
Firefist is what made me think that.
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>>693318
I want to find some noodly eastern dragons instead of lesser subdragons

Or we can promote Messiah to full dragon godhood and he can magically make dragons again
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>>694311
common baby no ban no ban
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Alright, who's stillhere for thread to continue
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>>699186
new thread, boss
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>>699186
you know my vote, but shit hope people are on
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>>699189
>>699191
New thread or update this thread?
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>>699193
new bread
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>>699193
new bread
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>699191
>>699186
you got my rock
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>>699194
>>699195
>>699197
Alright, gimme a bit
>>
ur mum
>>699213
>>699213
>>699213



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