>>721734
>Human? Not any more, dad...
>Dad, I'm not going to run off and start eating non-combatants...

Going to wait ten more minutes for more anons.

"Human? Not anymore dad... Besides, I'm not going to run off and start eating non-combatants."

"That's why I worry about you... You don't consider yourself human anymor-"

You silence your dad, as another patrol walks by.

"Let's debate what my morals are later, ok?"

"I'm just worried about you at times, alright?"

"Got it."

Of course, your mind gravitates to what you'll do with the four unconscious guards.

Actions.

>...Your dad needs to find out why lycanthropes are better, besides being fluffy... Tell dad to eat them. (Charisma, HARD... Dad becomes less moralistic if successful.)
>Well, you are sort of hungry... And they are conscripts.
>Just kill them...
>Infect them.
>Leave them be, at least for now.
>Write-In

>>721843
>Just kill them..

I'm going to try and make more moderate decisions for anons who are absent and not do stuff like convert Nicolae WLM. Also I don't trust my rolls

I think you mean (((rolls)))

You calmly break the neck of the conscripts, and start thinking on how you'll get in, when your dad notices something.

"Stojan? See those crates?"

"Yeah? What about it?"

"If we're fast enough, we could get further into their camp."

"Well, we're mostly here looking for treasure and something to eat... So that's an idea."

"It's up to you."

Actions

>Eh... Let's uh, just leave. I don't feel like fighting conscripts today.
>...What's with the stealth? Your a ten foot werewolf! Attack!
>Try to sneak deeper into the camp!
>...Pick off the second patrol.
>Write-in

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>>721864
>Try to sneak deeper into the camp!
If pic related can be stealthy tacticool units then so can Stojan

Roll me a 1d20+2 for sneaking.

>>721874
>tfw Deathwing is coming out soon
can't wait famalam.

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>721879
There's just one thing that disturbs or disappoints me about it. A lack of chain weapons.

Gonna let samefagging happen.

You don't NEED chain weapons. You just need guardsmen. And flamers... At least that's how my Dark Heresy group solves problems. But maybe they might add chain weapons later on.

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>721894
Still, I just want a chainsword in a video game.

13+2=15

Success!

You sneak over to the crates and go prone, trying to sneak into the camp... Until you hear a Russian conscript apparently taking a "bathroom break" and urinating outside of the camp, alone. If you chose to, you could sneak up on him, possibly interrogate him, and finish him off, or go deeper...

Actions.

>Take the risk, sneak over to the urinating guard!
>No, try to go deeper!
>...Grab a crate and throw it at the guard!
>Write-In

Doing European Dragon Quest while doing this is hard work anons. Expect little delays here and there.

>>721931
>...Grab a crate and throw it at the guard!
The image of a Russian gaurd getting hit by a hundred pound crate out of nowhere while he's peeing is just too funny. Also it might show what's inside of it.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can even lift brah.

Samefagging allowed

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>721946

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

10+6=16

Border Check!

You pick up the box... And feel evenly matched by the box's weight.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can beat my roll. Only first roll is accepted.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>721973
>15
Shieeet

Your straight and proper back begins straining against lifting the box, and the urinating guard eventually turns around and sees you trying to lift the box. And is both shocked, confused, and probably laughing... Or is about to call the guards, you can't tell.

Actions.

>Keep... Trying!
>Fuck it, rush him!
>Well, time to make a break for it!
>...Erh, well... Intimidate him into being quiet.
>...There's only one way out of this... Try to be adorable? You are after all, part wolf.
>Write-In

>>721986
>Keep... Trying
I'll show him

Roll me a 1d20+4. Additional +2 if you can encourage yourself to LIFT HARDER.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>722000
That fucking Russian cunt thinks he's all that and can just walk all over Poland. I'll show him!

16+4=20

Good Success!

You give your self some determination thanks to you vilifying the cunt that's walking all over Poland right now... And you turn to throw the crate at him, as you lift it high and dramatically.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for how much damage this does.

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>722026

19+7=28

Good Success!

You launch the crate at his face, and it explodes against his face, causing massive pain and knocking him out, sliding him into a bush, which tears off his pants.
That'll show him... And you examine what was in the box more closely, which seems to be a repair kit for a vehicle... You note it for later, and decide to hide from the guards coming to investigate, and you rush over to...

Actions.

>Two are better then one! Rush over to where your dad is!
>...You intend on paying the guard back for snitching. Rush over to the bush he's knocked over in!
>...Try to pop a crate and hide in it!
>Rush randomly into the wilderness!
>Stand perfectly still... Maybe they won't see you?
>Write-In

>>722052
>Two are better then one! Rush over to where your dad is!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if it's a good hiding place or not.

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>722086

Wanna samefag anon? Well, do so.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Once more into the fray

I'll be back in twenty minutes anons, sorry.

13+4=17

Borderline Success!

You barely make it, and a guard slightly follows you...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if your detected... Autosuccess (or autofail!) if you can come up with a way to distract him!

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>722172
Ehhh... throw a rock to distract them?

>>722188
We'll gladly take that auto success.

Critical Failure!

You throw a rock. Which thuds on the ground. The soldier of course, looks at the bush and fires a shot into it...

Roll me a 1d20, really fast.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>722315
And this is why I would never do something important like changing a character through charisma.

14

Failure!

You get shot in the shoulder, which injures you quite a bit. (-50 HP), and the soldier begins to prepare to take another shot! Your dad rushes to your defense though!

Roll me a 1d20+7 (+2 from Hussar Charge) for dispatching this guard!

Also... Form of combat during this...

>Nom, tear, and terrify! Your hungry!
>...Try to get your dad into the spirit of nomming and tearing! (Charisma, HARD, will make your dad a little less moralistic)
>Just fight them normally! As in lethally!
>Try your best to infect them!!
>Try to be lethal and BRUTAL!
>Try to be non-lethal!

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>722379
Non-lethal.

19+7=26

Good Success!

You charge the guard, and drop him with a single punch! Of course, the rest of the conscripts hear this, and rush towards you...

Actions.

>Try to hide!
>You'll fight them still!
>Try to scare them off!
>Go into your rage!
>Draw your guns!
>Write-In

>>722453
>Go into your rage!
It'll help us get rid of the conscripts and find dank treasure. We just have to be a bit more controlled, i.e. less nomming, so we don't upset Nicolae.

You decide to get ANGRY...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can harness your rage... Additional +3 (and possible autosuccess) if you can think of things Stojan would get angry about!

>>722540
FUCKING COMMUNISTS! GET OUT OF MUH POLAND! REEEEEEEEEEE!

I'll be back tomorrow. Sorry anons.

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>722540
>dad being taken by the ruskies and turned against his family

Just woke up a little. So updating.

16+7=23

Good Success!

You think about how the communists have invaded Polska, and what would happen if dad was being taken by the Ruskies and turned against you... No. You can't let that happen!
You feel angry, and charge them...

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

Also..

>BRUTALLY KILL THEM!!
>Just knock them around a little bit, like throw them up against a tree and knock them out!
>TRY TO KEEP CALM AND KILL THEM SEMI-NORMALLY!
>...MAKE ALL THE THREATS!!
>TRY TO CALM DOWN SOMEHOW!!!
>TELL YOUR DAD TO MAN UP AND BE A MAN AND KILL THEIR FUCKING ASSES!
>Write-In

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>723299
>DAD BE A FUCKING MAN. YA WHINY LITTLE CUNT

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>723299
>...MAKE ALL THE THREATS!!
>Sing in roar the Polish national anthem!
>BRUTALLY KILL THEM!!

"MY DEAR POLAAAND, WITH MY TEETH I'LL PROTEEECT!
MY DEAR POLAAAND, YOUR FOES SHALL BE REEEKT!
FROM YOUR FERTILE FARMLANDS, WILL YOUR PATRIOTS STAND!
IN HER HILLS AND WOODLANDS, I'LL GIVE MY LIFE TO YOUR HANDS!"

14+7=21

Good Success!

You rush into them, knocking them down and turn back to your dad.

"COME ON YOU FUCKING WHINY LITTLE CUNT! BE A MAN AND FIGHT!"

"Are you alright?"

"NEVER FELT BETTER YOU FUCK! NOW HELP ME!"

Your dad comes to your aid, punching and kicking some of the guards... But not trying to be lethal at all.

Actions

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! EAT THEM YOU IDIOT!
>CONTINUE ASSAULTING THE CONSCRIPTS UNTIL THEY'RE KNOCKED OUT!
>KILL THEM YOU FUCKTARD!
>GOOD BOY! YOU'LL GET A TREAT AFTER THIS!
>BRUTALLY KILL A CONSCRIPT TO SHOW HOW YOU DO IT IN POLAND TO YOUR FATHER!
>Write-In

>>723354


Can I move,>>723353 just not the roll?

>>723359
Yeah. I don't see why not.

You begin to do somesort of concoction of singing, roaring, and trying to brutally kill your enemies.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see how Punisher-esque this becomes.

Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>723390

You begin singing a rather jolly tune as you rush one conscript and drive your claws through his throat and decapitate him. Of course, this makes you a rather large target for the conscripts, who begin to fire at you, and one conscript, wearing very little besides a sweatshirt, begins firing a machinegun right at you, forcing you to take cover along with your dad... He begins to yell something you don't really hear under the machinegun firing bullets all around you, while the conscripts try to accurately take potshots at your exposed form.... Well, maybe rushing out isn't too smart. Your dad seems relatively untouched from the sudden machinegun shooting, while your dad grabs a rifle, seemingly staying down in the mud... No bullet seem to really go past him though, but you see something in his eyes... Recollection maybe? But of what?

Actions

>Yell for your dad to get off his ass and take a shot at the enemy!
>...Stay down until the machinegunner has to reload!
>...Who gives a shit about bullets? Charge in there!
>Try to fire some shots back! Wait, you need a rifle firstly! Grab a unconcious conscript's rifle!
>Write-in

>>723456
>...Stay down until the machinegunner has to reload!

We going to be a king and a leader. We act like one, pull inspirational shit like that when we can, then soldier up like were doing now.

You begin to stay down... When you hear the familiar cry of "Grenade!"... And feel a thud next to you. Seems like they aren't taking any chances. Rushing out from cover will no doubt put you in machine gun fire, while being here will get you blown up!

Actions.

>Try to toss the grenade! (Agility, HARD, RISKY AS FUCK!)
>You can take a grenade, right? Try to kick it as far away as you can!
>Rush out of cover, all fours, no breaks! You aren't about to get exploded!
>Shit... Try to shoot it?
>Try to bury it?
>Pray!
>Write-In

>>723473
>Rush out of cover, all fours, no breaks! You aren't about to get exploded!
>Take daddy'o with us.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can dodge bullets!

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>723489

17+3=20

Good Success!

You maneuver and dodge your way through the hail of bullets going towards you, taking minimal damage! (-40 HP), and you grab your dad, throw him to the ground, and let the grenade explode, not harming either of you. Both of you get back to crouching while he aims his rifle carefully, and fires a shot into one of the conscripts, killing him with a shot to the neck. He drops back down quickly and chambers another round without saying anything... That's when the machinegunner focuses on you again, but you hear the audible sound of a machine gun running out of ammo... A minute more and you'll be able to finish this... But you do realize that none of the other conscripts have been firing, and as you peak out you note that five of them are aiming at you... And two of them are carrying SMGs, probably waiting for you to charge... And you see to your side the knocked out conscript from earlier, lacking pants.

Actions.

>Just stay down!
>...Human shield? Grab one the knocked out conscript without pants!
>Try to grab a rifle! They're expecting you to charge!
>Wait for him to run out of ammo again!
>Taunt them!
>Compliment your dad on a nice shot.
>Write-In

Passing out now anons. Sorry.

>>723549
>Human shield time

>>723549
>...Human shield? Grab one the knocked out conscript without pants!

"OOOH MOTHER POLAND! HOW GREATS MY LOVE FOR THEE!
OOOH MOTHER POLAND! COME AND SMILE UPON ME!"

You sneak to over to the human and pick him up as a shield... He doesn't really cover your body too well, but it's better then nothing...
Of course, the machinegunner runs out of ammo and begins to reload, and your dad pops his head to fire a few more rounds which miss sadly...

Actions.

>Leave cover and hold the human shield hostage!
>...Try to throw the human shield at them!
>Try to brutally kill the human shield in such a way in order to discourage the conscripts!
>You feel like a snack. Nom the human shield.
>HUSSAR CHARGE with the human shield!
>Write-In

>>724028
>...Try to throw the human shield at them!

>>724028
>HUSSAR CHARGE with the human shield!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Throw human!
2=CHARGE!

Roll me a 1d20+7 to charge with a human.

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>724151

Allowing samefagging.

3+7=10

Great Failure!

You rush out with the human shield... Only for the conscripts to spray with their SMG in your sides, with the conscript in your hands only getting shot in the knee and arm, and thanks to him being thin, goes through him into you.. Sometimes it sucks to be large. (-70 HP)

Of course, you quickly fall back to cover with your lightly damaged human shield who's wakened up, and is trying to call for help!

Actions.

>You have an idea! Get him to lure his friends over here!
>Knock him out to shut him up.
>He doesn't fly too well, hopefully... Throw him at your enemies!
>Kill him, he's useless as a human shield! He's too thin!
>...Take him hostage and put a gun to his head!
>Just retreat! Getting shot at for some conscripts isn't worth it!
>Tell him to shut up or else!
>Write-In

>>724175
>He doesn't fly too well, hopefully... Throw him at your enemies!

Roll me a 1d20+5 for tossing.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724183

Allowing samefagging.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724183

15+5=20

Good Success!

You toss the conscript at them... And wait for a cry.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how effective this is.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724229

15+5=20

Good Success!

Two of the conscripts get knocked down, specifically the ones with SMGs... So you rush out from cover, intending to charge them!

Roll me a 1d20+7!

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>724247

14+7=21

Good Success!

You charge towards them, avoiding a few rifle shots towards you, and you knock into the russian conscripts, knocking them down and you and your dad pin them on the ground... You of course, knock two of them out, and you plan what to do with them.

Actions.

>Kill them all!
>Infect them, they fought decently!
>Nom them!
>Arrest them!
>Get your dad to stop being a bitch and eat them!
>Write-In

>>724293
Dinner time with dad

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can convince your dad to eat them. Additional +2 if you can taunt him into doing this or convincing him.

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724307
They shot you, they raped Poland, are you gonna let them just get away from it!

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724307
Curse you dice gods

19+5=24

Good Success!

"Dad, come on. Let's eat a little."

He blinks a little bit and shakes his head.

"Huh?"

"You up for eating dinner?"

"We don't have to ea-" You ignore him and begin to bit into a conscript's neck, ripping it out and chewing it.

"What?"

He seems to be tempted... And begrudgingly joins you in eating another soldier. His morals are slowly going down, no doubt... After a little bit, you get back up with your dad, who seems to be eating someone's entrails... You do note he seems a little sad, but not as much as earlier when he couldn't control himself. One of the conscripts (The machinegunner) realizes whats happening and begins to get up and tries to sneak away from you eating...

Actions

>Ignore him and continue to eat dinner...
>Pretend not to see him and sneak up him!
>Tell your dad to get him. Your busy.
>Ignore him and see if your dad's alright... You sort of regret letting him eat someone.
>Write-In

>>724323
>Pretend not to see him and sneak up him!
No survivah

You take another bite out of foot, and carefully wait for the machinegunner to stop looking at you... Eventually you creep up behind him, and he hears you, and throws down his gun in surrender, and begs to live. He claims to have a family and daughter in Moscow, and begs you to let him go, very near crying for mercy.

Actions.

>Fine, you'll at least leave a corpse for his family. Kill him.
>Nom.
>Eh, give him a ten second headstart to run for it. You feel nice.
>Tell your dad to get over here... (Charisma, quite possible to lower his morals!)
>...Well, he did surrender. He's coming with you... Either to be eaten by your family or imprisoned.
>You need to know some stuff... Interrogate him.
>Laugh!
>You don't know the word for mercy. In fact, begging is just going to get him killed a little more brutally then anyone else...
>You aren't a monster, infect him.
>...Let him run for it. You'll spare this man.
>Write-In

>>724352
>Tell your dad to get over here... (Charisma, quite possible to lower his morals!)

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to break your father!

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724378
Goddamn it, anons.

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724378

>>724381
Dad got red pilled

Critical Success!

"...Dad? We got another one!"

Your dad looks up.

"I'm full... I d-"

"Come on, or else he's mine."

He seems awfully tempted, and comes over, while the sniveling Russian backs away.

"Stojan... I'm full."

"Come on, please?"

"I don't want to eat anyone else..."

"Well, he's disarmed. And a conscript."

"So? He's a non-combatant." He seems tempted though, extremely so.

"And? He tried to kill us... And I bet he'd taste good."

Dad licks his mouth and eyes him...

"I erh... I mean..."

"Come on dad... We don't have all day."

"I can't do this..."

Your dad seems awfully torn between what he should do...

Actions.

>...Come on dad, seriously? Your a werewolf, stop relating to these humans already.
>If you want, I'll tell you what they do, and did to Poland.
>...If your full, I'll just eat him then.
>We're catholics, dad. And I just want you to knock him out for now. He's a non-combatant after all.
>Write-in

>>724388
>If you want, I'll tell you what they do, and did to Poland.
Full red pill mode

>>724388
>If you want, I'll tell you what they do, and did to Poland.

Roll me a 1d20+6, to red pill. Additional +2 for redpills.

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724423
Make Poland great again, beat the commies and the globalist Jews. Jews killed Christ!

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>724423
Communism was started by the jews, Do you see the issue? Jews my father, We must purge everything in the east.

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724423
Same fagging

16+8=24

Good Success!

"Dad, don't you realize? In order to make Poland Great Again, beat the communists, and the globalist jews! The jews, father! We must purge everything in the east!"

Your dad pays attention... But seems rather concerned by what your saying.

"Stojan, why are you blaming the jews for our problems? I don't like them as much as any other man... But you sound like a nazi!"

"Well, I have been hanging around quite a few actual nazis... They have valid points though! The Jews did kill christ!"

"And Jesus forgave them for their sins... And those nazis don't know anything about Poland, Stojan."

He seems to pay attention to your words, and doesn't outright dismiss you...

Actions

>Dad, you don't understand...
>Try to redpill him further!
>Come on, you know it to be true!
>...Just eat him, alright? He has it coming.
>Come on, what if I told you Jews tasted better then conscripts?
>Write-In

>>724498
>Try to redpill him further!

My fucking sides.

>>724498
>Try to redpill him further!
>Come on, you know it to be true!
>...Just eat him, alright? He has it coming.
>Open your eyes! The shoah is a myth! Jews killed of the worst of their kind themselves!

"Daaaad... Come on. It's thematic."

"Stojan, have you no pity for the two million that died from the Nazis?"

"You mean six gorillion."

He sighs, clearly disappointed with you.

"I didn't think I raised a fascist as my son."

"Open your eyes damn it, the shoah is a myth! The Jews killed the worst of their kind themselves!"

He just shakes his head.

"Stojan, me and your mother are going to talk about this. I can't believe you actually became a nazi. You seemed to be... Well, relatively stable."

"Dad, just... Come on, please!"

"If you were catholic, you would show remorse and pity to the Jews, damn it!"

The Russian slowly crawls away.

"Dad, come on, he's getting aw-"

"We're talking about this right here, right now. I won't have you dismiss this argument."

"But daaaaad...."

"No buts about it. And besides, he surrendered. If you were a good and honest catholic, you'd forgive your enemies, damn it. That's what I've been doing since the Great War!"

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can redpill him. Additional +2 if you can give evidence or proof.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724516
Who controls the banks dad?

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724516
What happens when you cut off supply lines to prison camps? Thats right, people inside starve.

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>724516

Yay for internet issues!

"Dad, who controls the banks?"

"Who cares who controls the banks?"

"Well, guess what? They're all jewish! And what happens if you cut off supply lines to prison camps? They starve!"

"How would you know this?"

"I mean, for christ's sake, I was there! I was in the prisons!"

He seems to be a little unsure...

"I can't believe your a nazi... I'm going home."

"Why?!"

"Because I need a drink, damn it. And I'm not going to have my morals further compromised by you!"

"Come on, your fine!"

"No, I'm going home, damn it!"

Actions.

>...I'll get you to believe the truth, one day.
>Karkmann is a better father then you, damn it. At least he's a nazi AND embraces his lycanthropy!
>Don't go, please! I just want to tell you the truth!
>...Maybe you should give your dad a belly rub?
>Dad, come on, let me explain!
>Stop shaming me for coming out! Your nazi-shamming me!
>Fine, go. I'm going home also.
>Write-In

>>724573
>You're morals will get you killed and bring the downfall of the future!
>Submit and accept the truth.

>>724573
>Stop shaming me for coming out! Your nazi-shamming me!
>Truth takes time to sink in, I'm always here when you're ready to accept it.

"Your morals will get you killed and bring the downfall of the future! Just submit and accept the truth!"

"It's better then being a monster who doesn't care about anyone."

"That's not true, I care about other lycanthropes! But truth takes time to sink in, dad. I'm always here until your ready to accept it, and stop nazi-shamming me."

He walks off, infuriated... And you can tell slightly depressed. He walks deeper into the woods...

Actions.

>You'll follow him. Why not?
>Dad! Please, come back!
>...You don't need him. Your a strong, independent werewolf. (Stojan becomes detached from his father.)
>You know what? He'll get used to being around werewolves one way or the other. Your going "home" in a sense... But rather to make your family cuddly and superior to a human...
>You need a lot of vodka...
>...Goddamn it, I shouldn't of mentioned anything...
>Write-In

>>724585
>...You don't need him. Your a strong, independent werewolf. (Stojan becomes detached from his father.)

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

Shit, sorry anons. I got to go for a hour or two, sorry.
Also anons, I'll be running this and EDQ a little bit later at the same time. Pray for my soul pls.

>>724623
F

>>724585
>You need a lot of vodka...
>...Goddamn it, I shouldn't of mentioned anything...

Back anons. Writing here in about fifteen minutes.

Dragon Quest here.

>>724720

Gonna continue this thread and multi-task like a motherfucker. Expect an update in 5-10 minutes.

You sigh, trying to distance yourself from your father.
It doesn't work, and you just feel a need for a lot of vodka and some regret... So you begin walking off, until you remember the conscript who surrendered. He seems to be creeping slowly to the forest.

Actions

>...Deal with him.
>No... You need a bar, a drink, and rest.
>Just tell him to run off or something.
>...You need a hug. Forcibly hug the conscript.
>...You need to enlighten SOMEONE. Try to do this to the conscript.
>...Ignore him and rummage through the camp.
>Write-In

>>724727
>...You need to enlighten SOMEONE. Try to do this to the conscript.
Let's just convert him and help us rummage through the camp

>>724727
>...You need to enlighten SOMEONE. Try to do this to the conscript.

You decide to enlighten the conscript, and you go up to him...

Roll me a 1d20+5, additional +2 if you can "forcibly" accept your redpills with threats of violence, or other things.

By the way, I'm assuming your infecting him?

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724774

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724774
I at least want to infect him. Ease his pain and get a helper for exploring this base.

13+5=18

You infect him and tell him some of your truths... He quickly agrees, and you put him to work to scavenge the camp while you decide to get a drink of vodka...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if he finds anything. Additional +2 for any inspiring words to help a mook find loot.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724794
Use your nose. It's a hundred times more powerful then when you were a human.

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>724794
Fetch

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724794

6+7=13

You give him some noteworthy advice, and drink some alcohol while waiting. After a bit he comes back, empty-handed. You sigh.

"Have you checked everywhere?"

"Da! There is nothing!"

"Why was this camp built if there was nothing of interest?"

"This is a forward operating base, comrade! We don't have anything in the first place!"

Actions.

>...Fine, time to head home then.
>...I'm still somewhat hungry... Let's find some more conscripts...
>...I need to apologize for coming out to my father... I need you to find a truck and bring it here, because I need to get to my father's apartment, surprise him, and maybe "redpill" him
>Is there any trucks?
>...It's clear you aren't looking hard enough. Look again.
>Write-In

>>724832
>...It's clear you aren't looking hard enough. Look again.
May as well go looking ourself. Maybe split up and roll a 2d20?

Roll me a 1d20-2 to find anything.

Rolled 9 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>724857

Rolled 1 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

Here goes nothing

Critical Failure!

You look around a little bit longer... Until you opened a locker. And hear a click from inside... You look inside it, and see... A grenade that was pulled by somesort of trap you triggered... It however, seems to be pressure driven, and if you move too much, it'll go off.

Actions.

>Yell for that conscript to get over here to help you!
>See if anything nearby will help you!
>...Try to tip the locker?
>...Try to disarm it somehow!
>Pray!
>Grab the grenade and try to toss it? (Agility, VERY HARD)
>Write-In

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>724879
Rolling to pay respects.

>>724926
>Pray!
Specifically to werewolf Jesus.

>>724926
>Pray!
Maybe it's a holy grenade of Antioch

You begin to pray...

Roll me a 1d20 to see if divine luck happens.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>724942

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>724942

Going to wait for one more roll.

I'd rather let baron or someone else roll considering I've gotten two ones.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>724942
AIN'T NO GOD HERE. NO GOD OR MASTERS.

17

Borderline Success!

You pray a little bit... And notice that the grenade doesn't go off. You pick it up, and see a can opener... Well, rusted and seems to be broken from trying to pull the pin. You let lose a sigh of relief, and lean down, thanking werewolf Jesus... Which feels a little heretical, but still...

Actions.

>Thank God for your deliverance! Pray to him for a little bit! (Become even more religious!)
>This clearly means something... But what? (Random Personality Change)
>Just sigh and do a brief cross. And down some vodka.
>...Vodka? You need a LOT of vodka after staring death in the face. (Stojan becomes a little bit alcoholic)
>...This grenade not going off clearly means something... It means that you are chosen by God to smite his enemies! (Stojan begins to dislike heathens, heretics, etc.)
>Write-In

>>725040
>This clearly means something... But what? (Random Personality Change)
>it clearly means God himself wants us to survive and lead the world into a new age!

>>725040
>This clearly means something... But what? (Random Personality Change)
Surely this will only lead to good things

Roll me a 1d20 to see what Stojan interpts it as.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>725076
Derp

15

You slump down, and realize that if it wasn't for the can opener not working, and God's will, then you'd be dead... You take this as a sign that... Well... You should take life more slowly.

Stojan has become more patient!

You of course, get back up. You and your new lycanthrope find a truck, and begin to drive back to civilization. You don't really talk to him, and you unload him not too far away from the city.

That's when you get a few ideas...

Actions.

>...Maybe you should try seeing Martha again... You already miss her company...
>You need to repent... Head to a church for a while.
>Bar? Bar. You need a drink... Or three.
>Stop by your dad's apartment... Though chances are, you'll be there before him.
>Head home...
>You know, you need to plan that invasion of Slovakia out, or of another country a bit more... Stop by City Hall.
>Write-In

>>725147
>>You know, you need to plan that invasion of Slovakia out, or of another country a bit more... Stop by City Hall.

You stop by city hall, and get out... What will you do?

Actions.

>Try to change the constitution!
>Start planning the invasion of a different country!
>See how far Karkmann has gotten on his weapons.
>You can take on Slovakia... Plan it out!
>Write-in

>>725215
>See how far Karkmann has gotten on his weapons.

>>725215
>See how far Karkmann has gotten on his weapons.
>You can take on Slovakia... Plan it out!

PHONE CALL AND MAP TIME.

Taking a short break since the debate is on.

You decide to visit Karkmann and see how well his weapons are going... So you knock on the door. And open it up to a missing Karkmann, with a note on the door, apparently he's on a smoke break.

Actions.

>...Wait for him to come back.
>...Fine, you'll leave.
>...You should poke around his room. What's the worst that could happen?
>Smoke break? Well, might as well see him there!
>Write-in

>>725580
>>...Wait for him to come back.
I just have a bad taste from this debate. So much shit

You wait for Karkmann to come back, and after a few minutes he does so.

"Stojan? What are you doing in here?"

"Not much... How's the science project going?"

"It'll take awhile, and I'll call you once I have a working prototype, ok?"

Actions

>How long? Six months?
>Hurry up, damn it... The Russians are getting closer.
>I see. Well, thank you for your time.
>How did your date with that girl go?
>Want to hang out sometime?
>Work harder, or I'll teach you some discipline.
>Write-in

>>725723
>How did your date with that girl go?
>So how's that Kobold mutagen coming along?
[spoioer]We did tell Karkmann to make that and he's still doing it right?[/spoiler]

Shit I'm dumb

"So, how's that Kobold mutagen coming along?"

"It'll take a few weeks, but I'm making steady progress."

"I see. How did your date go?"

"It went... Decently?"

"Decently?"

"Erh, yeah. She thanked me and left once she was done."

"Oh."

"She hasn't called back yet. So I'm sort of waiting."

"I see, well... Good luck then. If you want, you can give me a belly rub."

"Erh, no."

"...Please?"

"No, Stojan..."

"Aw... Well, nice talking to you."

Actions.

>...Do you know where Leopold is? I'm curious.
>I hope you have good luck with getting laid.
>Did you at least infect her?
>...Seriously though, please? I love belly rubs...
>Hey uh... Just curious, we're friends, right?
>So... Just curious, is there any way I can make kobolds less short?
>Write-In

>>725885
>Did you infect her?
>I hope you have good luck with getting laid.

"Well, good luck in getting laid... But just curious, did you infect her?"

"Vat? No. I'm not going to do that."

Actions

>Come on, I love my wife, with all her fur...
>...I have to admit... Humans are just... Well, better for tumbling. I mean, I even have an affair with one.
>Seriously? Why not?
>Isn't she racist against werewolves? Like most humans, I assume...
>Write-in

>>725957
>I'm just saying, it's a a lot less awkward and feels better when your both the same species and general shape/size.

"I'm just saying that it's a lot less awkward and feels better when your both the same species and general size and shape."

"Vat? I haven't had sex with her yet."

"Oh. Right..."

"Anyways, is there anything else?"

"No, not really. Good luck with the girlfriend."

You say goodbye and leave, and you begin planning how to take over Slovakia... Of course, you feel rather tired, so you take a nap in your chair...

Sorry anons, I'm going to sleep now.

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Gonna give a small update anons.

You slowly wake up from sitting in your chair, and feel rather relaxed. You of course get up to observe the map a little better...

Recently the Slovakians have reinforced their border and have been setting up defenses and trenches in case you do attack, and making sure to use chokepoints and hills to their advantage... You don't really outnumber them, either... Though arguably you have better trained men. Arguably is a key word, since many of your men are rowdy and lack discipline...

Slovakian Soldiers: 7,000
Your soldiers: 1,250

Actions

>Draft citizens to the border!
>Focus on another country, Slovakia isn't worth it.
>Send some lycanthropes! (3,500 in total)
>You'll go personally to the border and figure out how to get past!
>...You need artillery for this one... Maybe you should figure out a deal with the USA for their weapons?
>You have your own plan...
>Write-In

>>727773
>Draft citizens to the border!
Meatshield for the lycanthropes

Waiting thirty more minutes anons.

You decide to draft some citizenry... Of course, you have to decide how brute you'll be about this... There is very little interest in invading Slovakia, so the citizenry will not take being drafted well.

Actions.

>You'll do a more softer drafting... Offer bonuses to whoever signs up.
>Send drafters to forcibly conscript humans!
>Send drafters with military to forcibly conscript...
>This drafting thing is a bad idea. You just don't have anyone loyal enough to actually not desert if they're drafted.
>Insitute harsh punishments for defectors, deserters, or draft dodgers... Punishments which can harm their families.
>Write-in

>>727989
>You'll do a more softer drafting... Offer bonuses to whoever signs up.

You decide to do a softer version of drafting.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>728022

Critical Failure!

After a few hours of messing around, you hear that some of the recruiters were made examples of by some militia and a few others shot as they approached property to talk about joining the army... Not to mention a few protests start against a war against Slovakia done by communists, claiming they're our "comrades", while some regular citizens protest against a war!

Actions.

>...Time for some gun-grabbing, since it's actually hurting your recruitment efforts.
>Send the police after those who shot and tried to kill the recruiters.
>Make a public example out of the communist protests!
>Take care of the anti-war protests!
>...Ignore it, it's their right.
>Call off the invasion, it's a unpopular idea...
>Write-In

>>728081
>Make a public example out of the commies.

I thought Commies were hated in the eastern nations due to how russia advanced?

>>728081
>Make a public example out of the communist protests!
Fucking commies I swear

They are, it's just not enough drive to fight Slovakia popularly.

You decide to take care of the commies... After some brief checking, you notice that a few communists are indeed werewolves and soldiers, not to mention mostly factory-workers, and some of Ivanka's werewolves... Right. How to take care of this?

Actions.

>...Send out some right-wing death squads and light up the communist protests.
>There's no need to radicalize the communists. Leave them be. They do make up most of your cabinet.
>...Allow lycanthropes to eat the communist protests.
>If they're communists, they'd make a great lunch. You'll deal with it in person.
>Dispatch the military to curtail these protests.
>...Ask NATO to send some soldiers to surpress them.
>Write-in

>>728150
>Dispatch the military to curtail these protests.

>>728150
>Speak to our Commie wife?
>Ask her to set them straight and help build a better future for all people.

>>728150
>...Send out some right-wing death squads and light up the communist protests.
>...Allow lycanthropes to eat the communist protests.
#RatherDeadThenRed

Going to wait ten more minutes anons.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Dispatch Military!
2=Speak to wife and try and set them straight!
3=Death squads

You decide to head home to speak to your wife...

After a little while you come home, and get out of the truck. You see Daciana briefly wave to you as she smokes out in the snow, and you head inside... And hear Ivanka snoring in the next room...

Actions.

>Just enter normally...
>No, you'll surprise her! Jump into bed!
>...Sneak in there.
>Comrade Pig, go wake up Ivanka!
>Write-in

>>728319
>Comrade Pig, go wake up Ivanka!
>You are safest in this task.

>>728342
This.

"Comrade Pig!"

Comrade Pig comes out from the kitchen.

"You must wake up Ivanka!"

He snorts and runs off...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well this goes.

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>728427
Comrade Pig is Wolf proof!

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>728427

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>728427

Critical Failure!

It seems that Comrade Pig is squealing, and you rush in, to see that Ivanka has turned over on him, her weight slowly crushing him!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to free him! Additional +2 for whatever you yell to wake up Ivanka.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>728544

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>728544
Funeral music. Rip comrade pig

Critical Failure!

All you do is fall into bed, tripping. You land on Ivanka with a thud, and she begins CRUSHING YOU as well, but luckily Comrade Pig gets out of the way... But not you, damn it!

Roll me a 1d20+5

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>728596
F

17+5=22

Success!

Ivanka crushes you as you try to escape! You come out, panting, sweating, and exhausted, and hear the door open to Kutyvoka.

"Ren? Ar- Oh! Sorry! I didn't realize you were having sex!" She closes the door, politely, while Ivanka turns over again on you! NO!
You let out a huge NO! as you are crushed, and eventually you escape Ivanka's crippling love of cuddling and hugging things... You fall off the bed, exhausted.

Actions.

>...Reminder to self, make or get Ivanka a teddy bear or something. So she won't crush you. Also so she has positive vibes or something.
>...You should really get bigger or stronger soon. So Ivanka won't crush you all the time... And so you can crush her in return!
>You'll just stay down here for a little bit.
>I'm not having sex Kutyvoka!
>Attempt to wake Ivanka up!
>Write-In

>>728622
>...You should really get bigger or stronger soon. So Ivanka won't crush you all the time... And so you can crush her in return!

You personally vow to get BIGGER so you won't get crushed in bed... And so you get up, and turn to Ivanka.

"Ivanka?"

She snores heavily.

Actions.

>...You know what? Who cares about the communists...
>Get into bed next to her... Carefully.
>...Try to jump onto her!
>...Get the vodka out. You can wake a Russian up with vodka, right?
>Try to wake her up somehow... (Specify)

>>728695
>Fuck it go eat the Commies sense she just wants to be a lazy pup.

You sigh, it seems Ivanka's lazy today... Guess no peaceful taking care of communist today...

You begin to leave the room, while Daciana comes back inside.

"Hey, Stojan. How's it going?"

Actions.

>Oh, you know. Good.
>..Want to come with me to eat some communists?
>So... I'm starving. Want to come out to eat something with me?
>Mind if I ask where Leopold is?
>Want to come with me to kill some communists?
>Can you help me wake up Ivanka?
>Write-In

>>728750
>Want to come with me to kill some communists?

"Want to come with me to kill some communists?"

"I mean, sure. But why? Isn't your wife communist?"

Actions

>So? We won't tell her.
>I sort of need to tell you something...
>Come on, it'd be more fun with a friend
>Where's Hans?
>Write In

>>728818
>Where's Hans?

>>728818
>Find Leopold.
It might be a viable option to have Leopold, our second in command, and Daciana to go and deal with this communist riot instead of us.

"Excuse me, but where's Hans and Leopold?"

"Hans is working, I think... And Leopold's trying to quell the riots, I think."

"I see."

Actions.

>...Find Hans!
>Find Leopold!
>Find both! They're both great friends!
>Well, come with me! We're gonna go stop the communists!
>...Let's see if we can't get Ivanka awake, ok?
>Write-In

>>729054
>Find Leopold!
We need to make sure he's not getting shot at.

>>729054
>Find both! They're both great friends!

You decide to find Leopold and Hans. Hans is easily found, and he comes with you, and you drive around. It seems the communist protests are centered around city-hall, and seems to be peaceful. You see a handful of lycanthropes lined up, holding SMGs and carefully watching the protestors. You get out and run up to Leopold.

"Has anything happened?"

"No. Just some minor protests."

Actions..

>Oh... No communist uprising or anything?
>That's a relief... Guess we don't have to use lethal force.
>...Is it me, or are you hungry enough to eat a communist?
>What are you waiting for? Shoot into the crowd!
>Write-In

>>729145
>Hi Leopold, can you and Daciana get rid of these Bolsheviks for me. I'd partake in it myself but Ivanka and all. Do what ever you want.

>>729145
>That's a relief... Guess we don't have to use lethal force.

>>729145
>Oh... No communist uprising or anything?
>That's a relief... Guess we don't have to use lethal force.

"Wait... No communist uprising? Huh well, guess no lethal force then."

"Yeah."

Actions.

>...I'm kind of disappointed, honestly.
>Well, could we get them violent?
>At least I won't have to explain something to my wife...
>Well... I got to go then. Sorry.
>...Can I have a belly rub before I go?
>Why don't the two of you hang out for a bit? She can help you if you need help.
>Write-In

>>729231
>...I'm kind of disappointed, honestly.
>At least I won't have to explain something to my wife...
>Well... I got to go then. Sorry.

>>729231
i'll vote this >>729256

"Well, I"m kind of disappointed, honestly. At least I won't have to explain anything to my wife."

"Yeah, she's communist, right?"

"Yep. She'd be pissed if I did anything."

"I see. Well, see you."

"I'm going to be here with Leopold, ok?"

"Sure. See ya."

You get back into your truck...

Actions.

>Head home.
>...You feel a little frustrated... Maybe Martha's alone?
>You should visit your family.
>Visit your dad!
>...You know, you want to explore that castle's' portal. It seems fun!
>Write-in

>>729279
>...You know, you want to explore that castle's' portal. It seems fun!

>>729279
>...You know, you want to explore that castle's' portal. It seems fun!
inb4 we meet Rens bastard son again or a different one

You decide to take a trip out of the city... And you head towards your castle... That's when you see the friendly face of Hans pop up out of the back.

"Huh? Your back already?"

"Oh, your back there?"

"Yeah... Where are we going?"

Actions.

>...Well, I was planning to get a few more people to come with us exploring a portal.
>...Do you think I can kidnap IIvanka and have a semi-vacation with her?
>...Do you think I should take Martha with me? If she's alone, that is...
>Get off my truck. I'm exploring alone!
>Aw, just the kobold I wanted to see! Headpat him!
>Write-In

>>729344
Lets get Ivanka and go there with her and Hans.

>>729358
And Kutyvoka.

>>729388
Her too

>>729344
>Bring everybody.

Waiting ten more minute anons.

>>729888
I for one don't want to bring everybody. Hans, Ivanka and Kutyvoka seem like enough and anymore might be too much. Also nice Hitler trips.

Gonna side with getting Ivanka, Kutyvoka, and Hans, because it's far easier.

You drive homeward, and park. You of course get out, and see Sabrina and Kutyvoka playing in the snow... Trying to hit each other with balls of snow.

You of course get out, and sneak up behind Kutyvoka who seems to have established a "snow fort".

Actions.

>...Surprise Belly Rub!
>Grab her and hug her! Her and Sabrina are adorable!
>At this rate, I might as well consider you and Sabrina my daughters!
>Help her against Sabrina?
>...Go and deal with the Behemoth... Also known as your wife.
>Write-In

>>729988
>Grab her and hug her! Her and Sabrina are adorable!

You sneak up behind Kutyvoka, and give her a great, big hug! She laughs as you hug her, and you pin her to the ground, wagging your tail!

"How's my pet doing?"

She laughs a little and snowballs you right in the face. You blink, and it seems snow is around your eyes.

"Gotcha." She says. And smiles.

Actions.

>That's not funny! You could of killed me, comrade! Imagine you without an owner, feral, and less adorable!
>...SQUEEZE HER HARDER!
>You are adorable germanic puppy, comrade!
>....Oh, you'll owe me that. Grab a snowball and SNOWBALL HER!
>Look really, really angry... Then give her a friendly kiss or something!
>Yell for Sabrina to get over here!
>How is Ivanka, comrade!
>Write-In

>>730164
>How is Ivanka, comrade!

"How is Ivanka, comrade?"

"That isn't the response I expected..."

"Well, how is she?"

"She's been sleeping all day!"

Actions.

>...Can I trust you and Sabrina to help wake her up?
>Nyet, not a lazy dog! Comrades, we must stop her lazy Bolshevism!
>...Grab her and take her to the bedroom. You'll wake up Ivanka with her!
>Act adorable!
>Write-In

>>730237
>...Grab her and take her to the bedroom. You'll wake up Ivanka with her!

You grab her, and begin to carry her back to the bedroom, when you open the door to Ivanka snoring still...

"Ivanka?"

She just snores.

"What will we do, comrade?"

Actions.

>Get out the pots and pans, comrades!
>...Well, what else? We'll get in right beside her and snuggle!
>...Well, let's make her think we're having an affair! Imagine the look on her face!
>Hold on... We're going to flop on her!
>We've got to kiss her all at once. Understand?
>Write-In

>>730297
Try poking or tapping her on the nose,

Roll me a 1d20+3 to wake up Ivanka the Devourer.

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>730333

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>730333

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>730333

18+3=21

Success!

You poke her on the nose, and she stirs slightly... And bites down on your index fingure. You try to wiggle it free, to no avail, but it seems Ivanka slightly woke up at that.

"Well, we're getting closer..."

You try poking her again and again... Hm..

Roll me a 1d20+4 to wake her up again!

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>730488
>It's now a struggle to wake up Ivanka from sleeping in
Sometimes I question Stojans choice in women and think that his sanity is questionable.

Stojan's sanity is extremely, utterly questionable.I'm surprised you didn't realize this sooner.

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>730488
Worse case, stick it in her arse.

>>730518
Oh I know since I've been here since the beginning. I was just referencing the character sheet.

>>730535
Ewwww

8+4=12

Failure!

Ivanka just begins to suck on your finger in her mouth... And you just sort of stand there, booping audiably on her nose.

"Why exactly did you choose Ivanka again?"

"Besides being a ruthless hunter and eater of men? And being adorable?"

"I mean, she just kind of sits around and sometimes goes outside to run. She just seems... I dunno, bored here."

"Really? Why?"

"She hates the city apparently., you know..."

Actions

>I sort of miss when we were out in the woods., being a resistance cell... She had a lot more to do, in my opinion.
>I think she's just lazy, honestly...
>Well, she doesn't have anything to do BUT sit around. What do you expect from her?
>...I regret it at times too... I haven't been entirely faithful either.
>...Well, that'll change. One day, I'll dismantle cities and replace them with huge forests.... Just for Ivanka!
>I think my dad was right marrying a communist...
>Stop. I'm trying to wake her up....
>Write-In

>>730560
>I think my dad was right marrying a communist...
>Stick it in her arse, It'll wake her up

Seriously, just a thumb if she wants to be a lazy fucking whore. Make her get up.

>>730581
Jesus christ, anon.

>>730560
>I think she's just lazy, honestly...
>Go get a frying pan or something blunt in case we need to escalate.

Now I just pictured Ivanka as like a 21st century western communist NEET.

>>730590
I fucking hate lazy whores. She needs to get up and be productive. Everybody else is to some degree. I mean if she was pregnant sure she'd have an excuse but shes not?

>>730603
Are you alright, anon? You should take a short break, maybe drink some alcohol.

>>730620
I've been for a few hours now.

>>730592
Just keked heavily anon.

"I think she's just lazy... And I think my dad was right about me marrying a communist. She doesn't do anything..."[/red]

"I mean... Yeah... I mean..."

"Something wrong"

"Uh. No. Let's just try to wake her up, alright?"

You pat her on the head, and decide to escalate... But how?

Actions.

>...Wait, hold on... I'm curious... Do you have feelings for me at all?
>...Well, time to violate her by poking her ass.
>...Time to hit her with a frying pan.
>Find some booze... Bribe her, basically.
>Write-In

Little character info about Ivanka that some anons might be missing.
[spoiler[I don't know if I'm actually portraying this right, but the reason why Ivanka doesn't do anything and is overweight, is because she just doesn't have shit to do. She's a sniper who can't snipe. She lacks skills out of it, and she hates the city. She virtually has nothing to do besides hang out with you, sleep, drink, or TRY to hunt close to a city, (and if you've done that, that's a GG because you won't find shit most of the time.)
Basically she's like this because anons put her in a environment she's just not suited for.[/spoiler]

>>730638
>...Time to hit her with a frying pan.
She's a big girl.

>>730638
>...Time to hit her with a frying pan.

Can we send her off to Aid the American front-lines?

>>730674
Yes, yes you can.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to wake her up with a frying pan.

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>730680
We should really do that then.

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>730680
It may hurt but at least we're not fingering her butthole while she's asleep.

13+5=18

Minor Success!

You hit her in the head with the frying pan. She moans in pain and puts her hands on her hand... She doesn't seem to respond.

"Come on, get up Ivanka!"

She moans.

"What's wrong?"

"...Drank too much..."

"I uh, think she has a hangover."

"Oh."

She just curls up slowly, her hands on her head, she's clearly in pain.

Actions.

>...Oh, shit. That uh... Sorry. You just weren't waking up.
>I'm waiting for you out in the car.
>...Maybe a kiss will make it feel better?
>Come on, let's carry her...
>...Belly rub apology time!
>Write-In