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Last time, in which we trained with our Black Blood and began the hunt for another Witch: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/697205/

My Twitter, for keeping track of when I'm running: https://twitter.com/KayabaQM

The Discord, for Shitposting: https://discord.gg/fzeqYXc

The character sheet, for things that may or may not matter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17HaIOmLtT6mKhBf71pHVtX7pJ2RFquATuXMkigMd7KU/edit?usp=sharing

A very, very special present, as an apology for not running two days straight: http://pastebin.com/rYJS0p1S

>>717181
"YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" She cries out, tackling the taller witch to the ground and beginning to pummel down on her face, tits, everywhere she could reach to make things hurt. "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH WHAT YOU DID!? YOU THOUGHT THAT YOUR LITTLE COUNCIL WOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ME JUST BY KICKING ME OUT!? YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BETRAY ME!? I MAY BE A RAT, BUT I AM STRONGER THAN A PACK OF FUCKING MICE, AND I DO NOT FORGET PEOPLE WHO WRONG ME!"

You stare, eyes wide, unsure of what to even do about this as the brutal assault continues... until it is stopped. Argo is sent flying back, crashing against a dirt and stone wall behind you, barely missing the Portal. You pick yourself up out of the dirt, and watch the combo-mouse approach you once more, now bruised and bloodied.

"Well, this is a wonderful present, we get to take out a thorn in our side that's been irritating us for years, and figure out what makes you tick, that is a very special power you have there, quite frankly none of us have ever seen it before... I want it..."

You get back into a fighting position, and Argo steps up beside you, eyes blazing and tears making tracks through the dust on her face.

Taunt the mouse
Comfort Argo
FIGHT
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>>729249
>FIGHT
Time to fuck a bitch up.
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>>729249
>FIGHT
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>>729249
>FIGHT
I guess we'll play wall, Argo has some aggression to let out.
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>>729249
>FIGHT
May Saitama guide our fists.
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>>729249
FIGHT
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I'm shocked no one mentioned it, that pastebin I posted in the OP is a real lewdbin.
>>729249
ROLL 1D20 (BEST OF 3) TO ACT
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>729285
time to slap a bithc
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>729285
Hit it until it dies!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>729285
>Normal Consecutive Punches
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729285
DED
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>>729285
You smile in your classic grin, dashing forward to deliver a hard punch to Mizune's gut... except she wasn't there, she had gone underground again! You whirled, unsure if she was going to try the same tactics again.

Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to predict the Witch's movements!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729346
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>729346
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>>729346
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>729346
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>729346
Come on, where are you...

"ARGO! WHERE IS SHE!?"

"THERE!" She points just before the combo-mouse jumps out of the ground, slashing wildly with glowing pink claws that you only avoided because of your warning. You do a fuckin backflip out of the way, skidding on the ground as you landed.

Argo cast a spell while the Mizune clan tried to figure out how their body had missed...
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>>729398
F
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729398
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ARE WE GOING TO DIE HERE WHAT DOES THAT CRIT FAIL MEAN

Rolling to not lose my shit.
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>>729398
You're pretty sure tying herself up in red ribbon and stripping herself was not what the spell was supposed to do. She found herself dangling in the air as the Mizunes came to their collective senses and examined the scene.

"PFFFFFT, YOU FUCKED THAT ONE UP!" They said, walking up to your girl and staring her in the eye "I don't know how you survived all these years, guess ugly rats like you have to get by somehow"

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A scream of pure rage poured straight from Argo's soul, setting your teeth on edge and your making your heart ache in sympathetic pain. You had to win this now, not just to get those juicy souls, but to let Argo have her moment and let that rage out.

You knew what it was like to be angry like that, and seeing Argo the way she was...

It made you angry. So angry your blood stopped running hot and started going cold.

roll 1d20 to act. (describe your action, best of three)
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>729439
>roll 1d20 to act. (describe your action, best of three)
RIP AND TEAR
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>729439
>Serious Series: Serious Strike
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>>729444
SLICE AND DICE
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>729439
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>729439
WAIFU RAGE
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>>729439
You forgo the normal gauntlets, using a power you hadn't really fucked with until now: that of Jack the Ripper. Your nails extended into long, long claws, and simply by pointing at Argo from were you stood you could cut her down. A swipe at the Mizune combo body sent her flying. You walked forward, your face blank as you drove your knife-hands into the witch's gut, drawing blood as you cut and gouged at her for several moments, listening to her scream before she finally managed to chant a spell and send you flying into the dirt. You picked yourself up wordlessly, your eyes cold and lifeless as you retracted the claws and splashed black blood into the air, creating a series of circles that flew around your head and body, making you a whirling storm of black death. You locked your vision onto the witch, and spoke.

"You've humiliated and betrayed my girlfriend, my packmate. You shall not live another day"

You gave yourself wholly to the madness of the Black Blood in your near infinite rage, moving erratically as Argo scrambled for the Warehouse as she recognized something was wrong.

INSANITY INCREASED DRAMATICALLY!

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to KILL
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>729534
>DECAPITATION
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>729534
Rip
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729534
REEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>729534
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>>729534
You regain consciousness a few hours later, judging by your watch.

Six witch Souls are circled around you, bobbing in the air. The entire room is splattered with blood of two colors: red and black. You retract the black into your body, hoping it hadn't taken anything with it. Wouldn't do to clog an artery with a piece of dirt or some shit.

You still felt... REALLY angry, now that you think about it. You looked to the Warehouse portal, finding Argo and Incog staring at you along with Lisbith.

"What?" you ask.

"Remind me never to piss you off like that witch did" Incog says.

"And I thought I was angry, holy shit" Argo pulls at her ears "Close the portal next time you do something like that, my ears aren't working so good anymore, you got... really loud"

"Dude, like, I know we're underage and all, but you need to get laid, seriously, that was like, testosterone overload there, you just kept stabbing and stabbing..."

You look down at your hands, covered in red "I'll... take that into consideration, but uh, I think my work here is done"

Argo grabs all the souls "I'll see what we can do with six of these things, notes are still on the table right?"

"Yeah..."

"Thanks" she says, winking at you "for the date"

You blink a few times.

SHE THOUGHT THAT WAS HOT!?

WHAT THE FUCK, I THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKED UP

HOLY SHIT WE SHOULD GO ON A KILLING SPREE FOR HER

YEAH, LET'S GET THIS DUMBASS LAID AT LONG FUCKING LAST!

KILL ALL THE OTHER WITCHES, GET HER TO OPEN THE PORTAL AND GO ON A RAMPAGE!

Those other witches... they had banished Argo from what you could tell, forced her to live in the human world. You wanted to kill them all, so badly...

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>729668
>Inb4 Nat 1
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>729668
>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the voices!
Guess we wont be needing witch souls for a while
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>729668
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>729668
>rolling for a 1
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>>729668
You just... barely are able to see reason, knowing that you weren't strong enough to genocide the witches, not yet anyways...

Then it's time to get stronger, isn't it!

Make yourself into a weapon!

Yeah, that would do it! Forget getting another companion, I'm sure there will be other ways of picking them up, and why the fuck would you want a single weapon anyways? You're the Punchwolf!

Yeah, become the weapon!

God, this was never going to stop.

You trudge through the warehouse and take a shower, finding that everyone had gone back to the status quo of "stay naked in the warehouse" in spite of the age problem. This did not bode well for you, but you found yourself far too exhausted to care, and flopped into the communal bed with everyone else taking their usual positions, making you wince as your muscles screamed at the contact.

Madness was not a good thing, and you were lucky you didn't fail the jump when you gave in to it like that.

But, you had killed the witch, six witches actually, though separate they probably weren't that strong, together they had managed to get you to do... that

Boy howdy, you wished you could remember what in the flippity FUCK you had done.

Fuck madness.

You cuddled with the girls for the rest of the night, and eventually fell asleep, feeling much better.

Insanity decreased

The next morning you woke up, feeling even more sore than before. Cramps screamed bloody murder at you, making you wince and gasp as you pulled yourself out of bed, following the smell of... pancakes? waffles? you weren't sure, but it smelled good.

"Morning Wolf!" Argo said, pushing a plate towards you over the kitchen counter "Figured I should take over cooking for today"

"Wow, thanks" you say, sitting down and taking a bite of the now confirmed pancake. "mmmph, this is good shit Argo, thank you, seriously"

"That'll be one date please"

Your eyes snap up, and you find her grinning "Oh you sly woman" you say, smiling back "deal, I'll treat you to lunch again, and this time without trying to fight six witches combined into one body, I need to relax after that shit"

"Sounds great! I'll clean up here and get ready" she says, scarfing down her own meal and putting the rest of the pancakes in the fridge with a note for the others, letting them know that was for them.

A good meal sure as hell makes you feel better, and after getting dressed, you feel... mostly human again. You used your wings to get you and the Portal out of the ground, and opened it again for Argo, who was wearing a simple skirt that made her look cute.

"So, where to?" she grabs your arm, holding you close as you closed the portal behind her.

Cafe
Park for a picnic
Other (Write-In)
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>>729805
Cafe
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>>729805
>Park for a picnic
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>>729805
Maid Cafe, tell Argo to take notes
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>>729843
This
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>>729843
Voting for this
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>>729843
This
Maid Argo lewd wen?
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>>729805
Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find a Maid Cafe!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>729966
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>729966
What if the maid cafe finds us?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>729966
Find Beefcake Butler cafe insted.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>729966
Nice dub m8
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>729966
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>>729966
Okay, you are officially 100% certain Maid Cafes don't exist in Berlin. Time to find another option!

"You... have no idea where we're going do you"

"Hey, walking around the city is fine, right? And we've got a few hours until lunchtime anyways"

She checks her watch "Oh, shit you're right, we kinda rushed out of there didn't we"

"Yeah..."

NORMAL Cafe
Picnic in a park
Other (Not a Maid Cafe, Write-In)
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>>730069
Butler cafe!
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>>730069
>Picnic in a park
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>>730069
>other (Butler, big beefy cafe full of men in the shape of Col Armstrong and JoJo..plus you know, its germany has to have one)
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>>730069
>Picnic in a park
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>>730069
>Butler Cafe!
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>>730069
Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find a Butler Cafe!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>730117
They better be ripped as hell.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>730117
I swear if I get a 20...
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>>730119
okay you found the fucking butler cafe, writing now.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>730138
If 1 then they're dressed in banana hammocks
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>729966
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>>730117
Oh hey, this looks like a good place. You lead Argo inside and...

Holy shit this staff is swole as FUCK. Like, your muscles were big and well defined and all, but you were ten, so you were short. These fuckers were tall and muscular as they led you to the table.

"So, any particular reason you brought me here?"

"Well, my original plan was to find a maid cafe and crack jokes, but that didn't work out so well, so I just went for the closest one, happened to be this one..."

"Oh, so it wasn't because you wanted to take notes?"

"Ha ha, very funny" You make your order, trying not to feel short.

"I'm serious, you in a tux would be... I don't know if it would be sexy or cute or what, but it can't go wrong"

"You say that now, but I'm not one for more formal stuff, you know that, I was the dumbass running around the world with no shirt and a fucking kilt, remember?"

She laughs, and then a wistful look crosses over her face "I know it hasn't been long, but I already kinda miss that place... not the game obviously, fuck, if I ever see Aincrad again I'm going to nuke it, but home was nice."

Neither of you said it, but you both heard what was left out.

"Maybe when this whole crazy ride is over, we can go back, use our powers to fix things" you say "I know Incog misses her sister..."

"She has one?"

"Had" you say.

"Oh... shit, I never knew that, wow"

"Yeah, I never got the chance to meet her, I won't tell that story though, it's Incog's"

"Right right I know..."

The food arrived, and the two of you ate in serene silence, enjoying each other's comforting presence, and reminiscing on the past, the dead...

You finished first, the meal was decent, but you thought Argo was a better cook than whoever was working this place. Maybe it was the ingredients, or maybe just the more somber mood Argo had set. You waited on her, still contemplating things and shoving the voices out of your head.

"Hey" she says, waving her hand in front of your face a few minutes later "you gonna pay?"

"Hm? Oh, yeah, right" you pull out your wallet, paying the bill and thanking the... butler? Whatever, buff guy, didn't really matter. You left him a nice tip, because he was really polite -though you only knew that thanks to the universal language shit Argo had cast on you- and then the two of you were off, wandering the city again. You weren't quite ready to duck into an alleyway and go home just yet... or were you?

Go to a park
Go home
Write-In
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>>730330
>Go to a park
>This will be where we go with our future SWOLE baby.
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>>730330
Fuck Argo in an allyway
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>>730357
You know what? I'll support this.
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>>730357
Classiest way to end the date
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>>730354
>park it is m8
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>>730397
Snake we've been over this, Thats not how voting fucking works.
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>>730354
This
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>>730354
This
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>>730330
>Go to a park
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>>730330
"Let's go to a park" you say "It's a nice day and all, and I'm not feeling up for going home and dealing with Incog's BS"

"Yeah..." she says, still holding you close. Her hands were soft and warm, even through your hoodie. You led her to a grassy park somewhere in the city, honestly you could care less about the actual location. Surprisingly, it was empty, or at least you couldn't see any people. You checked your phone, showing that it was 1 PM on a fucking monday. That explained it then.

The two of you sat under a tree, her head in your lap. You gently ran your fingers through her hair, and then a thought occurred to you.

"Hey, you know, I realize that even with all your singing power, you never do it, why is that?"

She blinks, looking up at you. "I used to sing a lot when I was alone, but I'm never alone anymore so..."

"Oh come on" you say, smiling "Who else is going to hear you here?"

"I guess that's a fair point... the other problem is I never really knew too many songs, and the ones I do know, I don't know if you'd like"

"Try me" you said "I promise I won't point and laugh"

She smirked, sitting up next to you "If you do I'll turn you into a rat and fuck you in the ass with magic"

"You know, that sounds funny, but when you can actually do it it becomes god damn terrifying"

"Good, incentive not to be a dick"

"Just sing, please"

"Alright... I used to listen to this one a lot, it struck a chord with me -bleah, that wasn't an intentional pun I swear- and I've got the music for it on my phone..."

She pulls out her phone, scrolling through her music library, where she sets an instrumental track on, pausing as the music began...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmAsD8aRHBA

"Miiiiroooor..."

You sat back, listening as she softly sang, and when she was done, she crawled back into your arms.

"H-how was that?" she says, her voice catching. A lone teardrop streaked her cheek.

You held her close, breathing in the smell of her hair unintentionally. It was sweet in some way you couldn't quite identify.

"Amazing... but you don't have to sing ever again if you don't want to"

"Thank you... can we stay like this, for a few more hours?"

"Yeah, yeah we can"

End of Session
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>>730578
Alright, usual question time: how was my writing, what do you want to see more of, less of, did my apology make up for not running for two whole days?
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>>730715
holy fuck that last part actually made me a little sad.


Other than that, today was actually pretty on course for wolfgang quest as far as I'm concerned. I'm hoping you're feeling a little better after that two day break, though.
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>>730715
You better recon us getting a job at the Butler Cafe. Mini-Swole is being adopted by Big Brother Swoles.
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I like the focus on Argo, for now. She's pretty great. Sinon needs some lovin', but that can come later.

Also, for future quests, take your time. I know there's a bunch of people who want to GO GO FUCK THE BITCHES GET THE MONEY but character development takes effort (or amazing critical rolls). I honestly think you'd do great at "Take an established canon, drop a self-aware dude into it, allow Anons to fuck the world up accordingly" quest amazingly, just slow down next time.

For this quest though? You're doing fine. We're here for the power fantasy.
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>>730755
this, have big swoles raise mini-swole into a big bad but polite swole wülf
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>>730578
Good stuff kayabers, the balance of lewd and everything else has leveled out instead of Gung ho lewd quest.
>>731437
This as well, like that saying about it being the journey not the destination.
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>>731437
Aye, I'm sticking to my intended schedule of about 10 threads before a new jump -though I might need a few more for this one, there's a lot going on here I don't want to just gloss over- from now on. Taking things at an easier pace lets me really get in that character focus I want. I'm uncertain if I should really develop Yui, Kirito and Asuna or let them be on the side, but it won't be their turn until after Incog gets her second focus (if we count SAO as a focus on her rather than a more broad overview of characters) Said second focus is so I can tone down her libido, or at least make it so it's not her entire character

Also I'm still shocked no one is mentioning the lewdbin.
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>>731635
Naturally I forgot my fucking name.
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>>731636
All I see is glomp.
Doujin when?
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>>731642
The pastebin in the OP? That isn't glop, and if it is I'm going to pimp-slap pastebin for fucking things up.
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>>730578
A few hours later, you carried a sleeping Argo through the portal and set her down in your actual bed, rather then the couch bed you usually used, and crawled in with her, holding her close and falling asleep by her side.

The next day, you woke up first, and heated up some leftover pancakes for the both of you. There were noises upstairs, where you presumed Incog and the rest of the gang was, so you made sure there was enough for everyone, though you left the ones you weren't making for yourself and Argo in the fridge.

A few minutes later, the smell clearly got Argo to wake up, and she came out in a nightshift, stretching "Morning Wolf..."

"Morning Whiskers" you say, smiling "want some breakfast?"

"Yeah... how'd we get here? I don't remember much after, I uh, fell asleep?"

"Yeah you passed out, I carried you in, you're really cute when you're asleep, you know that right?"

She blushes "I-I'm not that cute, just because I'm younger in this world doesn't make me cute!"

"You say that, and yet here you are, looking absolutely adorable"

"Shaddup!" she says, giving you a "I'm not really mad" glare "I'm not cute!"

You pat her head "eat, seriously, breakfast is the most important meal of the day"

"I know... say, what are we doing today? We've got a few more days before the others have to be back at the DWMA, is there anything else you want to do?"

>Hunt down more Witches
>Find Crona
>Find someone to turn into a Weapon
>Other
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>Find Crona
or
>Become mini swoll

Whichever the other anons prefer
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>>731781
Let's find some witches
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>>731802
I'll switch to this
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Find some witches to fuck up
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>>731822
well fuck it then, I'll switch to this
>>731802
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>>731781
>hunt witches
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>>731802
You should probably find Crona and Ragnarok... but you also needed a job, and that cafe was kinda cool... though you really hate wearing formal stuff.

>Find Crona
>Get a job at that cafe
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>>731781
>>Hunt down more Witches
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>>731851
>Get a job at the cafe

THEY CAN TEACH US THE WAY OF BIG SWOLE
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>Get a job at that cafe
We need to learn the way of the Swole from these guys.
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>>731851
>Find Crona
Black blood fight
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>>731851
2-1 vote is a tie by my rules, if anyone remembers fucking ANYTHING.
Need at least 3 votes for an option
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SOMEBODY FUCKING VOTE
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>>731851
>Get a job at that cafe
fuck your ties
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GET A JOB
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CHOO CHOO YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKIN STUPID
>>731851
You smile "Well, I know you really want to see me in a Tux, soooo..."

"Holy shit you're going to try to get a job at that place aren't you?"

"Yeah, probably a bad idea knowing me..."

>A few hours later
You stood in front of the door to the cafe, slightly nervous. You entered and were greeted politely.

"Hello there" you say, knowing the universal translation spell was in effect "I'm here to apply for a jo-"

"Sorry sir" the big man says, looking down at you with sharp, intelligent eyes, "we don't hire anyone under the age of sixteen, come back in a few years"

"Oh, okay" you say, turning around and leaving.

Well that was a waste of fucking time, you really should have remembered how the real world works. You come back to the Warehouse somewhat defeated and flop down onto the couch.

"I take it you didn't get the job?" Argo joins you, looking mildly concerned.

"I completely fucking forgot how the real world works" you gripe "turns out only Death City gives jobs to kids"

She gigglesnorts, and then it turns into a full blown laugh "HOLY SHIT, WOW, FFFFAHAHAAH"

"Yeah yeah, color us surprised we don't get what we want"

"Alright, seriously though, we've got a lot of time here, I know you want to go after the witches and all but we need to get stronger and make sure we can live before and after that, so, what are you going to do?"

>Find Crona
>Find another Witch to fight
>Find someone to turn into a Demon Weapon
>Turn yourself into a Demon Weapon
>Other (Butler Cafes need not apply)
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>>731994
>>Other (Butler Cafes need not apply)
Go rub it in Black Star's face that we have SEVEN witch souls
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>>731999
those trips snake
also, fuck up some witches
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>>732005
rub rub, seconding times
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>>732005
Sure I'm good with that
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>>731994
"Honestly I kinda want to get back to the school now" you say "easier to get money there, and I can rub our witch souls in Black Star's face"

"Huh, that's a strange reason to go back"

"Is it? I thought we all hated that guy"

"Well yeah, but... last I heard what you did to him fucked him up real bad, he saw you going around being the hero and it actually made him depressed!"

"Wait, Black Star, depressed? How the hell did I not hear about this but y- nevermind, forgot who I was talking to for a bit"

She smiled "Well, girl's gotta have some secrets, right?"

"Anyways" you get back on topic "seriously? Depressed?"

"Almost suicidal, he can't even use Tsubaki last I heard, his soul just doesn't work anymore"

"Damn..."

You kinda felt bad for the guy now...

>Try to make it up to him/take him under your wing
>Break him further
>Other
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>>732057
>>Try to make it up to him/take him under your wing
Now i actually feel bad for black star
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>>732077
I'll back this :c
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>>732077
This.
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>>732057
>Break him farther
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>>732077
We're not THAT big of an asshole, so seconding this
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>>732057
You resolve to help him out, but if you really want to help him, you'll need to train with him AND Tsubaki, to make sure their soul bond is capable of holding up against you... and possibly someone else.

Looks like your goals are aligning quite nicely. You had enough Witch souls to powerlevel several people, and you'd need those people to take on all the Witches, AND Black Star and Tsubaki were powerful allies...

This was the first step in taking down the Witches forever. Well, second step, the first was getting your hands on some Witch Souls and derailing the plot.

You smile "Well, guess now is as good a time as any to fix shit"

She nods "So we're headed back for sure?"

"Yeah, wanna fly with me?"

Her face goes slightly green "N-no thanks, I uh, I'd rather stay here, if that's alright"

Chuckling, you nod "sure sure, I get it, alright, see you in a few hours!"

You run outside, Black Blood bursting from your back as you launched into the sky, closing the Warehouse behind you. When you were high enough, you opened it again and ran inside, jumping into the Lucifer after throwing the doors wide open.

"Oh hey" Lisbith says, poking her head out of one of the other mechs, apparently doing some modifications to it "Where are you going?"

"Back to Death City, see you in a few hours!"

You blast out of the Warehouse, shutting the portal behind you, and doing your usual stunt when you get there, hoping it didn't crash. It shouldn't, but you never really knew.

The fall onto Death City was beautiful, if you ignored the sun and moon, and even then it was still somewhat pretty.

Your wings blasted out behind you, stretching to slow your fall as you landed in front of the DWMA, now determined to fix your mistake. Black Star was an asshole, but no one deserved this.

>Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to find Black Star!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>732246
we can smell him
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>732273
sure we do
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>732246
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>>732273
>>732275
>>732278
UGHHHHH
FUCK THESE ROLLS
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>>732246
magic
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>732246
lets try that again
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>>732294
Maybe if we roll low enough, Blackstar find us instead?
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>>732312
idk, maybe
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>732246
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>>732319
thank fuck
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>>732246
You look up, and there he was, standing at the tip of the central spike, looking at the setting sun. You half expected the spike to break like it usually did, but surprisingly it wasn't even cracking. And Black Star wasn't putting on a show like he normally did, he was surprisingly calm as he took a step forward, intentionally falling off the school face first.

He was trying to kill himself!

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to catch him!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>732342
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>732342
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>>732350
>>732342
KAYABA IT'S A SEVEN
SEVEN'S A LUCKY NUMBER
THIS SHOULD COUNT AS A NOT SHITTY ROLL RIGHT
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>732342
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>>732367
Sweet mother of god
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>>732367
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>>732367
released from the sweet embrace of death
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>>732342
You don't even think as your blood spurts forth, black tentacles wrapping around the falling star and bringing him gently to the ground.

He looks at you with dead eyes "Why do you want to make me suffer more, why did you stop me"

What the fuck do you say to that?

>Write-In
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>>732416
>Stop being a little fucking bitch and get gud faggot, We're going to train. Where is you're wife?
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>>732416
>STOP BEING A WHINEY BITCH AND GET SWOLE WITH ME
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Shit dude, you were kinda stuck-up at first. I wanted to knock you down a peg, not make you fucking suicidal.
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>>732423
THIS, SWOLE IS GUD, SWOLE IS LIFE
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>>732416
"Nobody starts at the top, and it's a pain getting there."
"You just realized you weren't there yet."
"That's worth quitting completely?"
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>>732423
This.
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>>732433
this
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>>732416
>Say some generic anti-suicide shit like >>732423
>check the other spikes because his weapon is gonna kill herself too
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>>732416
adding onto >>732421 LOOK FOR HIS FUCKING WIFE.
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>>732433
This.
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>>732433
Yeah sure this
plus>>732421
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>>732416
"Where's Tsubaki?" The thought had just crossed your mind that if BLACK STAR is suicidal, who knows what the fuck is Tsubaki doing?

"Home" he says, "Not like she cares, I'm useless to her, can't even wield her"

"No, stop thinking li- oh for fuck saaaakes, I do not have time for this" you sigh, picking him up over one shoulder "Address, what is it?"

He gives you his home address without complaint, and you're off like a rocket, boosting yourself with your Black Blood, jumping around town like you're Spiderman. You land hard in front of their house, knocking on the door and getting no response after 30 seconds, though the lights are still on.

>Look in the windows
>Kick open the door
>Go looking for Tsubaki elsewhere
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>>732485
>Kick open the door
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>>732485
>>Kick open the door
DROP THE KNIFE
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>>732485
>Kick open the door
IM HOME HONEY!
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>>732485
>KICK IN THE DOOR
check the bathtub for toasters
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>>732485
>Kick open the door
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>>732485
>Kick open the door
>GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WOMEN. Cheese sandwich too please.
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>>732485
>>Kick open the door
>"TIME TO GET SWOLE"
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>>732511
Changing to that
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>>732485
>>Kick open the door
AWOOOOOOOO!
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>>732485
You kick open the door, and begin to search the place, putting the limp Black Star on the couch.

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to find Tsubaki in time!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>732530
>USE WOLF TRACKING SKILLS
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>732530
>>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to find Tsubaki in time!
THIS IS THE SWOLE POLICE
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>732530
SWOOOOLLLLEEEE
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>732530
SHE DED
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>>732536
Swole is love
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>>732530
Your first stop is the bathroom, where you find Tsubaki tits-up in the tub, which is starting to turn red. You scoop her out, and...

>Take her to the DWMA
>Take her to the Warehouse
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>>732554
>Take her to the Warehouse
WE HAVE NO TIME, GET HER INTO THE MACHINE.
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>>732554
>>Take her to the Warehouse
FUCKING MEDBAY
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>>732554
>>Take her to the Warehouse
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>>732554
MEDBAY
WIEOWIEO THE SWOLE MEDS ARE HERE
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>>732554
>Take her to the Warehouse
THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
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>>732554
>Warehouse
No time to go to school!
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>>732556
FAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNoVTWSgZTk
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>>732554
You throw open a portal, running into it at your top speed and coming to a halt in the Medbay. You throw her on the bed, and run back to grab Black Star as well, throwing him into one of the chairs in the corner, where he looks on in dull shock as you find Argo and Lisbith and start making sure she doesn't bleed out. She had done it the "right" way, long slits going down the length of her arms.

God damn, you had chosen a good fucking day to come back.

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to stop the bleeding!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>732582
SWOLE HEAL
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

SWOLE GODS AID ME
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>732582
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>732582
QUICK, GIVE HER BLACK BLOOD.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

SAFE
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>>732589
FUCK
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>732582
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>>732595
Noice.
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>>732582
>1 and 20, both legit
What NOW Kayaba?!
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Rolled 9 (1d30)

>>732582
You throw your own blood over hers, forming a perfect seal that will keep the wounds from bleeding for... well, forever, as long as you were focused on it.

"There" you say "that should hold until things clot and we can stitch them..."

Lis gives you an odd look, gauze in her hands "Uh, she was going to be fine, you didn't have to do that"

"Are you sure she's not going to get infected with your blood?"

"...SHIT"

>minor time skip initiated
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>>732612
>two months later
You had kept both of them in your little medbay on constant suicide watch, Yui doing constant therapy work with them when she wasn't out in classes or killing people on Death's List with Sinon and Lisbith. It turns out Tsubaki had been infected by your efforts to save her, but Lisbith was able to banish it from her with the power of the Anti-Demon wavelength, so she was fine. When Tsubaki had recovered you had ordered them to start training again, together.

A full month of nonstop running and weightlifting, and sparing, always sparing. You fought Black Star and Tsubaki both in and out of her weapon form, and if they weren't up to it, you flipped on your rage aura until they were. You had FORCED them to fight, and lately, the light was coming back to Black Star's eyes.

You had, of course, done all this with Lord Death's permission, and he had granted it, under the condition that you were filling right now: become a student yourself within three months. That meant either finding or becoming a weapon. You didn't really like that, but you didn't trust the DWMA to take care of Black Star after seeing what he became when fucking RAISED by them. And you couldn't have one without the other, that was just the nature of Meister-Weapon relationships.

You had tried to contact Jumpchan, but she was radio-silent, so you had to assume you wouldn't get that companion bonus if you made yourself into a Weapon first.

So it came down to this... you held a Mizune Witch Soul in your hands, wondering what to do.

>Become a Weapon
>Find one that had no partner yet
>Make someone into a Weapon, gaining a companion
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>>732646
>>Find one that had no partner yet
>>
>>Find one that had no partner yet
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>>732646
>Find one that had no partner yet
oh this SOUNDS FUN
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>>732646
>>Find one that had no partner yet
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>>732646
>Find one that had no partner yet
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>>732646
>Find one that had no partner yet

Going to another jump world and using it on someone else seems like a good idea.
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>>732646
>>Make someone into a Weapon, gaining a companion
Make crona
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>>732646
Right, time to grow some balls and make a friend you can't really take wit-

Wait, there's an idea, if you're spending this effort to make Black Star a capable fighter and not suicidal, why not bring him AND Tsubaki with?

You could make Tsubaki into a Black Blood Weapon, inject her into Black Star, and then get a 2-for-1 deal by making Black Star a Demon Weapon!

>Go through with this idea
>Find a weapon that has no partner yet, leaving them behind when the Jump is over.
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>>732878
>Go through with this idea
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>>732878
>>Go through with this idea
Yes
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>>732878
>Go through with this idea
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>>732878
>Find a weapon with no partner
>>
>Go through with this idea
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>>732878
Fuck bringing Black Star, find someone else
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>>732878
>>Find a weapon that has no partner yet, leaving them behind when the Jump is over.

Sweet christ don't take Blackstar into the jump adventures with us. If we have to take someone lets take kid or maka
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>>732878
>>Find a weapon that has no partner yet, leaving them behind when the Jump is over.
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>>732878
You find Black Star and Tsubaki in their part of the house, being talked to by Yui.

"So, do you still consider yourself suicidal?"

"No, not really" Black Star says

"Definitely not" Tsubaki holds on to Black Star "that was... I don't want to go through that again, I don't want to die, I don't know what I was thinking!"

"Hmm, alright, thank you, I'll be back shortly" Yui gets up, looking at you "Oh hello Wolf, did you need something?"

"Yeah, I've got a crazy stupid idea to bring up with these two" you say causally, sitting across from them "I hear you don't want to die, I've got a chance for that, but you'd need to trust me, both of you"

"What are you talking about?"

"Well" you say, holding up a Witch Soul "I could make Black Star into a Demon Weapon, making him much, much stronger, and making him a part of our group, destined to be immortal and go on a journey throughout the multiverse... but that doesn't normally include you, Tsubaki"

"B-but then why would you offer it, Black Star can fight just fine without me, but..."

"But I don't think my head would work very good without her" Black Star finishes, still seriously subdued from when you first met him here.

"Like I said, NORMALLY, it doesn't include you, but I happen to have something up my sleeve" you say, pointing at yourself with a thumb... made of black blood. "It'll hurt like hell, but if I melt you into my blood and inject you into Black Star, you'll count as one person, and I'll be able to take you both with, and if you want, I'm sure I'll find a way to separate you two again later down the line. You'll still retain all your normal abilities, and be even stronger with your resonance... but the cost is a metric fuckload of pain and some insanity issues until you really master it."

She stares at the blood fist as you change it into a myriad of shapes. "So, we'd be together... potentially forever?"

You nod "Once you're melted into the Black Blood, you'll be a part of him, but you'll be able to come out of his body... partly, you'd look kinda weird, and sprout from his body, but if you wanted to show your face you could, and in Weapon form you'd be pretty much normal, we could even put vents into Black Star so you don't have to rip him apart to get out" you point out the vents in your wrists "like these"

"...I'll do it, but only if Black Star is okay with it, what do you say?"

"Yeah, sure" his monotone drolls out "More power for both of us, right? A little pain for a lot of gain..."

You nod "I'll talk about it with the rest of the group, I'll need some help to make sure things go smoothly, but if all goes well, you guys will be together, I'll have a weapon, and everyone will be stronger"

You get up "If you guys want to reconsider, now is the time"

Tsubaki nods, holding Black Star's hand and smiling softly "I don't think we will, thank you so much, for everything"

You smile back, and take your leave, going to find Argo and Lisbith.
>>
So work probably won't let me finish the session, I'm gonna ask my usual questions now:
How is my writing, what do you/don't you want to see more of, and do any of you degenerates want to bone Tsubaki
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>>733538
>that spoiler

You know it.
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>>733538
Not with that dirty Black star growth she is going to have growing on her waist.
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>>733579
This
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>>733579
But that's your chance for a slimegirl...
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>>733806
But we're not at Monster Musume jump yet.
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>>733538
This is an awful idea.

Black Star is in no way, shape, or form stable enough to handle Black Blood right now. Give him the option, when he's chilled out enough, and tell Tsubaki that she needs to be there for him, but not to stifle him. Argo can help, as can Wolfgang, but also let her know that you aren't going to do this if he's going to put himself, her, or anyone else at risk. You yourself have trouble with the Blood, and you're relatively well-adjusted and happy.
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>>733864
did you expect better
Like, character develooement and stuff?
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>>733883
Sortof
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whoa, holy shit. We had good timing with that write-in. Definitely not on course for a session, but definitely in a good way, that was a legitimate surprise. We definitely need to make sure we go find carona and get him the help he needs BEFORE making black*star and Tsubaki into a 2-in-1 pair though, because they need to be shown what happens when it's not done in the best of ways first- Or rather the consequences, first.
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>>733053
"You want to WHAT!?"

"WITH THEM!?"

"Hey, hey, calm down, let me explain..."

"Oh no, you sit down and listen to me" Argo pushes you into a chair with magic "this? this idea in your head that you brought to their heads? It's fucking insane, I'd call it stupid even, but I know you, and I know you don't usually do stupid things, so we're gonna blame this one on the voices in your head, even if you claim they didn't whisper this one in"

"I'm serious, think about it!"

"I'm not going to help you MELT DOWN TSUBAKI!"

"It's not going to kill her, just hurt a lot!"

"You're being unreasonable, Wolf!"

Looks like they aren't getting it...

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince them!

OR

Accept that this might not be the best idea
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>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
We still have years down the line in this jump.
Let's do this fusion thing later on when everyone is comfortable enough.
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>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
Perhaps Lis needs to do that anti-demon wavelength on us.
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>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
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>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

rolling just because
probs gonna be another shit roll tho
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>>737056
k then
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>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea

It was never even remotely a good idea.
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>>737007
>Accept that this might not be the best idea
Maybe after they get stronger wills, git gud, and stuff then we inject them with liquid insanity
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>>737074
this is probably the best course of action
train them until they're strong enough
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>>737007
This... probably wasn't the best idea.

But what if it worked?! No, it would work, that much you knew for certain, they'd be so much stronger, you'd be so much stronger, who c- wait, no, stop, that was- ares about the cost?

What was going on inside your head?

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to resist the madness!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>737085
End the madness
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>737085
>Inb4 Nat 1
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>737085
kayaba you faggot
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>737085
Well, if Tsubaki doesn't get melted down, that means we can give her the dick.
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>>737099
Impregreant all the women and dump'em?
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>>737085
Gah, okay, that was... that was weird, that wasn't the usual voices, those were oddly absent, this was something different, a lot more insidious.

Insanity Reduced![

Was this the Black Blood itself?

You shook your head "Alright, fine, won't do it, that uh, that was probably a bad idea, thank you"

Argo smiled again "Well, at least I didn't have to get drastic, my next step was getting Incog in here and threatening you with being teased mercilisely until you saw reason... oh don't give me that look, you're the one that wanted to melt down a person into another person"

"Right, sorry, I just... fuck, I don't want to literally bond to someone and then have to leave them behind, but I don't know who the fuck I would want to bring to this world, and I don't want to waste this chance on making myself into a weapon..."

BEWWEEOP.

You look up, blinking.

Oh, NOW Jumpchan shows up.

"Hi!" she says, waving "I uh, COMPLETELY forgot to mention this earlier, a little side-note for future reference, but I figured now would be as good a time as any to tell ya. Sooooo I figure you might not want to waste points in later jumps, but sometimes I make something while I'm not really focused -yeah, I know, I know, near omnipotent and I have to focus on things- and they end up being shit, so until I can fix them up... every 100 points you save in a Jump can be converted into 10 points for the warehouse, which means you could deck it out in things like, oh I don't know... pods, and returns, so you can come back later and pick up people you miss!"

POEEWWEB.

And then she was gone.

You stare for a moment, unsure what to think. This opened up loads of options, and made the Witch Soul deal not as important, so you could use it on yourself without having to worry about wasting it!

This made some options a lot easier, and might help solve your current dilemma...

Speaking of which, now that you weren't going to be converting Black Star and Tsubaki any time soon, you had to figure out how you were going to become a student:

Become the Weapon
Find a Weapon with no partner
Transform someone here into a Weapon
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>>737184
>Find a Weapon with no partner
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>>737184
>Find a Weapon with no partner
>>
Transform someone here into a Weapon
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>>737213
wait changing to
>Find a Weapon with no partner
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>>737184
>Find a weapon with no partner
Ideally guantlet twins.
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>>737236
Like Thunder and Fire you mean?
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>>737280
Something like that I guess.
I don't think we can get them exactly though.
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Please hold while Kayaba acts like a faggot and tries to come up with several OC weapons
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>>737236
fist weapons, so you technically fists fists that you use to fist others?
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>>737328
want input?
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>>737328
What about a couple of these?
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>>737328
Kayaba you faggot, stop playing league and get back to writing.
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>>737328
Early end of session because Kayaba needs to make like 20 different options for weapons
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>>737433
why not double the edgyness?
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>>738347
ribbz is that you
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>>741832
Negative m8
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>>737184
Alright, screw it, you're gonna grow some balls and find a partner you'll have to leave behind. Well, if you can just come back it won't REALLY be leaving behind from their perspective, but from yours? It might be hundreds of years before you could see this person again...

You stopped thinking about that, leaving the Warehouse and beginning your hunt...

Roll 1d20 and name a location to search for a Weapon with no partner!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>743652
Prypiat, Ukraine
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>743652
Dallas, Texas, Murica
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>743652
Damascus, Syria.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>743652
Oswiecim, Poland
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>>743652
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>>743652
Baghdad, Iraq
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>743684
rolling
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>743652
our mom's place, home
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>743652
>>743675
Voting for this.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>743652
>>743675
Changing to this
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>743675

Supporting this.
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>>743652
You hop into the Lucifer and blast your ass over to Poland, landing on the outskirts of Auschwitz. It is at this point you realize you have no idea how you're going to find a Weapon, just... ask people? Fight anyone you meet?

Fuck. You needed to think things through, you were rushin it, it would have been so much easier to just become the fucking weapon, god damn.

Seriously though, how were you gonna go about this now that you had paratrooped onto their town?

Write-In
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>743718
>howl
Awoo
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>>743718
It looks like there's some kind of camp outside of town, I'll bet there are people there!
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>>743718
>Walk around with a sign that says 'MEISTER LOOKING FOR WEAPON'
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>743718
>>743757
This
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>743795
wel fuck
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>>743718
Search the pubs
Thats were all the great hero parties start
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>>743718
Fuck it, might as well go with your old standby when you had no idea what the fuck you were doing. You walked through the relatively quaint town to it's center, and raised your head to the sky, Black Blood covering your face in a dark shiny wolf mask.

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to howl
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>743903
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>743903
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>743903
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>743903
Check out this 2
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>>743903
>>
1 for search plus 20 for howl equals finding meisters??

Dice gods what do you want from us?
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>>743903
Your cry reaches far and wide, and through the power of your soul, connects with... someone. You can see them, or at least feel their white soul. It's got a texture to it, warm and... tingly? It was like that sensation you get when your blood rushes back into a limb that's fallen asleep, that prickling. Unlike that sensation though, this was pleasant, it let you know this soul was alive.

You can feel them out, and, ignoring the very strange looks, begin your search. At some point you took your blood away from your face, and stopped getting weird looks.

A few moments later you're knocking on a door. In an instant it opens, and a girl peaks out. She's about your age, from the looks of it. "Hello, are you the one who made that wonderful sound a few minutes ago?"

You nod, taking a look at your actual surrounding now that you weren't so focused on her soul. It was rather run down, a slum if there ever was one. The "house" was more of a large shed, boarded up windows edged with broken glass that was cloudy and sharp as any knife. As for the girl herself, she was slight, wispy white hair a stark contrast to her dark clothes, more rags than anything with how often they had been torn and sloppily patched. You could see scars all along the girl's fingers as she held the door open, letting you know she had done most of the work herself. You glanced behind her, and saw the whole place was one room, and there was no one else inside... where were her parents?

"H-hello? Can you hear me?"

You snap back, realizing you had waited too long, what would you say?

Write-In
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>>744157
>Hello. I'm here to ask. Are you a weapon? Because if so I have an offer for you.
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Where are your parents, I have something important to talk with them about. Whats that... no paretns? Here by yourself? Hungry!? If ya want you can live with me and my friends we got food and cloths and stuff.
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>>744157
Look at me. I'm the wolf man, you're mine now. Lets go eat
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>>744191
I'll back this.
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whistling sounds of a QM waiting for more votes
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>>744221
This

>>744316
So needy
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>>744316
whistling sounds of a QM waiting for three votes that actually fuckin agree, rather than two for two different options
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>>744348
Fuse the beams kayaber
>>744221
>>744191
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>>744157
"Yeah, I've got a few questions for your parents, if they're around, and then depending on their answer I've got a few questions for you"

She blinks a few times, then looks back into the shack, then back at you. "You realize there's no one else here, right?"

You nod "Well, if they're not here, where are they?"

"Dad's in jail, mom's dead" She says, like she was saying that water was wet. "Dad doesn't even know I exist, but that's okay, I don't like him anyway, mama said he tried to be a Nazi"

...

"So, you live alone then"

"Yep! It's uh, not exactly fun, I have to keep running from the child 'protective' services, because if they catch me they'll put me in their bad house"

"Wow, uh okay, can I come in? I've uh, got some more questions than I had before"

"Sure! Grab a seat anywhere, except the loveseat, that's mine, it's really comfy, well, comparatively"

You sit down on a hard wood bench, worn smooth by years of use. "So, uh, do you have any special things about yourself?"

"Oh! You must be my meister!"

"How'd you know?"

"Mama said that one day someone would find me, and would ask something like that, if I could transform into something, or if I'm special, if they can hold me, they're my Meister, and they'll take me away from this place!"

You smile slightly, though your brow is furrowed with mild concern. "Right then, well, would you mind transforming for me? If I really can hold you, I'd be glad to get you out of here..."

"Of course!" she says, glowing white and zapping straight into your hand, revealing...

Oh dear. This was going to be a pain in the ass to learn.

You gave her a few experimental swings, and almost cut yourself when the second blade popped out, making you jump in surprise.

Hello? Can you hear me like this? The girl's voice enters your mind, foreign, and yet shockingly different from the normal voices you heard.

Yeah you think back.

Good! That means you're my Meister!

You swung the... axe? sword? around a few more times, before tossing it away, thinking go ahead and change ba- you stopped mid thought as the axe BOUNCED back into your hand.

Yes?

Go ahead and change back...

Another bright flash from your hand to the ground, and the small girl was standing there again, beaming proudly "So what do you think? Will you be my Meister?"

Well, you can wield her, as odd as it is given her form...

Yes
No, but I'll take you someplace you can find your real Meister
No, I'm outta here
Other
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>>744455
>Yes
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>>744455
>Yes
So this is what hell looks like.
It isn't a place.
It's a weapon.
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>>744455
>Yes
Aww fuck yeah.
Finally, A real weapon for a wolf
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>>744455
You had some reservations about her weapon form, but the girl herself was nice enoug- wait, you didn't even know her name!

"First, I'm gonna need your name" you smile "then yeah, I'll be your Meister"

"OH! Sorry, how could I forget! I'm Nadia, Nadia Litwin!"

She holds our her hand, and you take it. She grins, flashing into her weapon form again. You took the opportunity to learn a little more about her weapon form. You note the blades are locked in place now, and examine her handle, finding two buttons, pressing one unlocked the other half of the blade, and you spun it to lock in place 180 degrees away from the first half. The other button, you found, let the whole thing spin around the handle, and you could get it whirling like a saw blade.

Throw me!

What?

Throw her
Stop messing around and GTFO, you have business in Death City to attend to
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>>744669
>Throw her
Children are for throwing!
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>Throw her
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>744669
>Throw her
rolling for throw
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>>744669
Well... alright then!

You throw her against the wall, and she bounces back!

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to catch her!
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>744751
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

behind the back
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>744751
EZ PZ
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>744769
Dammit, fucked up.
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>>744751
You reach your hand out, snatching her out of the air and using the recoil of the handle hitting your palm to throw her again, doing the process several times and leaving several holes in the wall of her shack!

This is amazing! she shouts into your head, and you can feel the happiness radiating from her soul, that pleasant prickling sensation becoming stronger than it was before. Lots stronger, actually!

It almost feels like an electric spark now...

You reach out, touching it with your own soul, and you feel a crackling sensation come over your body as you catch Nadia again. You pause, letting her spin in your hand as you both revel in the sensation.

This was something special, you were certain of it.

You closed your eyes, feeling her soul as the crackling became stronger and the blades spun faster. On instinct, you threw her in the air, catching her so that her rotation changed direction without losing momentum.

Neither of you spoke, and yet you knew exactly what she wanted. You let the power grow, the electricity arcing through your body from one hand to the other... another weapon appeared in your hand, identical to the first, and spinning at the same speed.

Throw both at the same time!
Throw them one after the other!
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>>744854

Throw both at the same time!

SHE WANTS IT.
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>>744854
>Throw both at the same time!
cant wait to leave her behind
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>>744854
>Throw them both at the same time.
Shame we got to leave her behind eventually
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>>744854
>Juggle the two
Let's be a juggler!
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>>744854
>>744874
Do it
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>>744854
For the love of god, warn her about the imminent mindfuck.
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>>744854
You reached back, and hurled both axes with all your might, eyes wide open to watch what happened!

The two stuck in the ground, still spinning, and then launched forward, leaving dual furrows in their wake as they began to smash and slice their way through the slums!

You stayed in your position, and after about 10 seconds of waiting, called out for her Soul, feeling it start to move back towards you. Another 10 seconds later, they had rolled all the way back, and you snapped them up, the second weapon vanishing as the electricity faded...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO She hollered into your mind, a wave of exhilaration overcoming the both of you.

Wow... You thought, looking at the carnage. You were surprised this shack wa- oh shiiiiit!

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to escape the house before it collapses!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>744899
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>744899
Rolling.
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>>744907
sorry, this roll was for something different that I meant to tack on to the post. It doesn't matter for escaping the shack.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>744899
for the love of god, warn her about the mind fuck and make sure she's okay with it first.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>744899
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>>744899
You take the smart action, snapping open a Portal and throwing yourself inside as the house fell down, fortunately the doors were still open from when you parked the Lucifer.

where are we!?

Oh right, things, explaining, you should probably do that.

Or you could just run out now and pretend this didn't happen so you could ease her into it later.

Explain
Pretend nothing weird happened and leave the warehouse
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>>744969
>Explain.
Might as well get it over with.
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>>744969
>Explain
Explain the Black Blood as well.
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>>744969
>Explain
Give it to her straght Doc
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>>744969
You begin to explain, but get cut off.

"WOAH WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DO YOU HAVE A WEAPON, WHAT HAPPENED TO FISTWOLF!?"

End of Session
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>>744969
Explain it in song!
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>>745008
Fist wolf is eternal, he just has a axe-sword throwy thing now to.
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Well calm down now, i dident wanna go all across earth looking for a fist weapon and how can you say no to this face when she looks you in the eyes and say "are you gonna be my meister" also the whole not having parents thing helped me decide
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Right, time for the usual questions: how was the session, what do you want to see more/less of, what's your first impression of Nadia?
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>>745148
Meh, her dad sounds like a real hero though
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>>745148
She seems.
Clingy?
Slightly.
She had no qualms about letting a stranger into her house among other things.
She is nice so far.
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>>745148
Why do we keep adopting orphans, Kayaba?
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>>745183
Not a stranger so much as a person she didn't know too well, she felt/heard that howl with her very soul, and her mom taught her about Meisters and Weapons
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>>745148
>Perfection? I got that.
Took me a minute to realize we got DRAVEN's axes
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>>745008
You turn, finding Incog totally nude, with Argo and Lis behind her, the trio looking at you with wild eyes.

"uhhhh..."

'why is she naked oh god what's happening! WHY CAN'T I LOOK AWAY'

Nadia please calm down don't change back don-TOO LATE. A white flash transformed her back into a human, causing even more crazed looks.

"Oh god, that thing was a person? I'm so, so sorry for your loss, girl, welcome to crazy town!"

"WE'RE BEING REPLACED, QUICK, I'LL HIT HER WITH MY METAL ARM AND THEN YOU TWO BLAST HER!"

What? NO! God no damnit WHY WAS EVERYONE BUT ARGO PANICKING ONLY YOU SHOULD BE PANICKING.

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to calm everyone down
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>746388
Pls stop
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>746388
PANIC
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>746388
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>746388
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

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>>746416
tfw had to roll second time because lack of people
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>>746388
"ENOUGH!" you shout, Black Blood creeping up your neck. In an instant, all four girls stop what they're doing and stare at you. Your hackles go back down, black blood flowing back inside where it belonged.

"You" you point at Incog "get some clothes on, we've got company damnit, even before I brought Nadia here"

"You" Lisbith was next "You're not being replaced, calm the fuck down, you're not hitting her with your metal fist"

"And you" Argo "Come with me and help me explain this shit, because Nadia here turns out to be my weapon, and as such, we're bringing her with somehow, so she needs to get up to speed on this shit."

You grip Nadia's shoulder as everyone starts walking away "Sorry about this, our little group has never grown before, and I have a bit of a reputation, so when both of those got shattered at the same time everyone flipped out"

"N-no, it's okay... I just want to know what's going on, this is more confusing than Mama said it would be"

You chuckle "Trust me, ya get eased into it and things make a lot more sense. When someone just jumps in, things get weird... not that they weren't weird in the first place, they just feel weirder"

"OH!" she exclaims "I have to go back, there was one thing I forgot!"

You raise an eyebrow "Really?"

"Yeah, it's really important!"

"Well, go get it, this portal's still gonna be open"

She nods, smiling up at you before running into the wreckage of the house and digging through one corner until she pulls something long out, holding it up and laughing. She brought it back "Here, put this on!"

"What is it?" you say, taking the long leather object in your hands.

"Here, I'll help you put it on" she says, coming behind you and putting the strap over your shoulder, and then transforming into her weapon form, slotting herself into the sheath.

Oh, neat.

'This way you don't have to hold me in your hands all the time, and I don't have to walk everywhere, so we can save seats on planes and buses and stuff!'

'I uh, don't think they'd let you onto an airplane...'

'Oh, darn, well, it's still nice'

She flashes back out, "Oh, there's a note in there for whoever my Meister is, you should read it!"

You dig through the sheathe, coming up with a sealed letter.

>Read it now
>Start explaining shit to Nadia with Argo.
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>>746480
>Read it now.
I have a feeling that it'll strike us in the feels
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>>746480
>Read it now
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>>746480
>Read it now
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>>746480
You slice it open with a needle of Black Blood, pulling out the actual paper and starting to read...

"If you are reading this, I'm dead, and you have bonded with my daughter. I'll be brief in describing how this happened: I was a Death Scythe, but my meister, Nadia's father, went rogue, and I followed him like the fool I was. But more importantly, we had Nadia, and at that point I turned on him, putting him in jail where he belonged. Honestly I was surprised he wasn't put on Death's list, but that's neither here nor there. As you can probably tell, Nadia needs to be protected from him, and taken away from this place.

On another note, as I was a Death Scythe, Nadia has inherited quite a bit of power from me, she'll be stronger than a usual weapon from the start, and if she becomes a Death Scythe herself, well, I hope you can handle that power. I've explained many things to her, such as the nature of her powers and the need to find a Meister like yourself, as well as the threat the Witches pose to this world should they ever succeed in creating a Kishin, or simply remove the threat of Meisters and Weapons.

Most importantly, and this is something you should not allow Nadia to know until the time is right, is that she has a twin sister, and I put her up for adoption at birth, intentionally keeping them separate, for at their birth, they nearly destroyed a city block with the strength of their resonance, it was only with my power that such catastrophe was prevented. I trust you will eventually seek this other child out, and do what I could not. Perhaps all they need is a mediator, a Meister, to focus their power.

Please, keep her safe, and use your combined power to do good in this world.

-Celina"

Wow, okay, that's a lot to take in, one hell of an exposition dump if you did say so yourself.

You had some things to think about now...

>Set the letter aside and explain shit to Nadia
>Explain to Nadia later and talk to the others about the letter
>Tell Nadia about her sister
>Other (Write-In)
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>Set the letter aside and explain shit to Nadia
>talk about the letter with the others after explanations
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>>746555
I'll second this.
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>>746555
I'll third this.
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>>746555
Backing
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>>746555
Memeing this
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>>746548
You tuck the letter into your pocket, leading Nadia to the apartment, where you find Incog trying to fit into... is that her sexy cop outfit from VR? Did she fuckin magic that into existence?

"Right, ignore the cat-girl trying to shove herself into a skimpy outfit" you lead her upstairs, where Argo was waiting. "Have a seat"

She takes a cautious glance at the plush couch, perhaps wondering if it would eat her, then gingerly takes a seat. Her eyes widen as she sinks slightly "Wow... it's so nice!"

You smile, taking a seat across from her. "So, I can imagine you have a lot of questions"

"Well, yeah, like... are you a witch?"

"I'd be known as a sorcerer if I was, I'm a guy, but this girl" you put an arm around Argo "is a witch, one of the few good ones, Lord Death himself is okay with Argo here"

Nadia's eyes widen again, almost turning into dinner plates. "Woooow..."

"Of course, this isn't her magic, it's my power" you say, waving to the room around you "given to me by the only other god I've met: Jumpchan"

"Who's Jumpchan?"

You pause, waiting for some strange noise to signal her arrival, when none comes, you continue.

"A god that takes the form of a little girl and sent me on an adventure to other worlds, this is my second trip under her power"

"That makes no sense"

"Welcome to my life"

"Soo... how do I know you're not crazy?"

"Oh I never said I wasn't crazy, or on the verge of going insane... that's the other thing I've got to explain, see, I picked up some powers from here, two in particular are uh, bad for my mind, I've got the power to induce rage in just about anyone I want in an area, which I don't use that often, and then I have this"

You sprout blood from your back, having it take the form of a Wolf Mask and several tentacles, then your wings, then the words "Hi Nadia" then absorbed it all back into your body.

Nadia looks at you like you sprouted... well okay, you did kinda sprout a second head and wore it over your own.

"Right, this is bad for my mind because it was designed to make a Weapon into a Kishin, and it's infectious through soul contact and bodily fluids. The good news is we also have the cure, that girl with the metal arm is capable of purging this stuff from people, or you can master it and the madness won't affect you.

"What"

Aaaand she's gone, passed out from info overload.

Now what do you do?

>Write-In
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>>746864
Poke her. If she doesn't get up, pull Argo aside and tell her about Nadia's sister.
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>>746864
>>746873
Seconding, why not
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Seeing as we now have a weapon, I suggest we do this.
1. We wait until she wakes up.
2. We make sure she fully understands about Black Blood and the shit it can do.
3. TIME TO GET SWOLE
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>>746864
>Put a quilt over her or something
>Explain everything to everyone while's unconcious
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>>746864
You poke her gently, and find she isn't waking up.

Well, now you have the chance to tell Argo and the others about her twin.

You cover Nadia with a blanket, and motion for Argo to follow you downstairs.

"Alright" you say, looking at Incog in her lewd as fuck cop outfit, a stark contrast to Lisbith and Argo's normal fashion. "Nadia had a letter on her, revealing she has a twin sister, and their souls are so strong they started causing physical destruction before they were separated"

"So you want to add two girls to the harem without even letting me vet them first?"

You roll your eyes "They're ACTUALLY 10, they don't just have the body like us"

"Hey, I started young!"

"You wer-" you stop yourself from letting slip that little detail about the hypnotist.

"What, what was I?"

Shit, this conversation was turning in directions you didn't want it to.

"You were..."

>tell Incog the truth
>keep lying
>other
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>>746909

> Truth time
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>>746909
>you were beautiful and still are but we all came had a shit experiences inside and outside the game. We should help out people when we can
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>>746922

Is this a vote for truth?
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>>746922
>supporting this
like damn lets not reveal that shit in such a harsh way, this is a good middle ground and we can tell incog later
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>>746922
Dubs of truth have my support
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>>746922
We shouldn't tell her sensitive shit like this right here, right now
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>>746909
"You were beautiful, and still are, but we all had a shit experience in SAO, and you had it rough outside the game too. We should help out people when we can"

"...what"

Argo puts a hand to your forehead "Are you okay? You just kinda spoke gibberish there..."

Right, maybe you shouldn't try to dodge the question like that, wordsmithing was apparently not your strong suit, you try again.

"Sorry, my words got jumbled in my head, what I meant to say was..."

>tell Incog the truth
>Keep lying
>other (please try to make sense this time)
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>>747062
What i mean to say was
>even if they're here right now, it doesn't mean they'll have to be here forever. Let's let her sleep right now, and we can talk about things more later. We still have 9 more years here, chill.
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>>747070
Denied, because that's not what the fucking question was.

The question was "what was I?"

The true answer is "you were hypno-raped"
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>>747062

> TRUTH

Seriously this needs to happen. We need to tell her because if we don't now everytime this option comes up the risk will be worse and worse and worse an we'll keep pussying the fuck out.

YUI is here to help. The best time to tell her is with Yui and all her loved ones here to support her.

Excep Sinon and Kirito. Fuck them.
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>>747062
>Truth

This is what happens when you try to post talking to a laptop guy
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>>747080
>>747080
There's a pretty clear consensus for having us change the subject, if you absolutely must have us answer THAT question then make it in-character from Incog ("don't try to change the subject, wolfy!") as opposed to QM fiat
anyway going with
>tell her the truth, GENTLY, maybe pull her aside
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>>747095
>Right, maybe you shouldn't try to dodge the question like that
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I don't remember any mind-rape. Was this in one of the threads that failed to archive?
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>>747102
It was in the first two threads, it's been occasionally mentioned since then.
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>>747102
It was in the discord I believe, and then confirmed after we ended SAO. Kinda minimized but still mentioned
>>747096
Not aiming to shit on you, just talking about immersion breaking stuff. thx kayabers
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>>747106
What exactly happened?
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>>747119

Her therapist hypnotised her and molested/raped/made her do bad things.
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>>747119
She went to a hypnotherapist for a mental disorder she may or may not have, said hypnotist then used the opportunity to rape and mindbreak her into a perfect murder machine waifu over the course of several sessions, but was stopped by her parents before it was too late.

>>747062
You sigh "I'll tell ya the truth, just... just give me a minute, we need to find Yui, because this is going to be hard for you to process, and harder for me to tell..."

>Roll 1d20 to tell the truth without someone spilling spaghetti!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>747127
This is not a good idea
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>747127
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>747127
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>>747127
Okay, sorry for all this, just one more question.

If she's clearly repressed the events, how do we know about it?
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>>747127
best of 5, my bad
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>747127
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>>747139
Because she told us her hypnotherapist put her under without anyone else in the room, and she always felt funny physically afterwards, we put the pieces together, and then later we got confirmation from Yui, who can also hypnotize, that such things had gone on and they were worse than we thought.
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>>747148
>spoiled goods
Whelp, we gotta kill Incog for being a slut
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Its only occurring to me now that we could have stayed a bit longer to kick that therapists ass.
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>>747214
nah, murder is wrong.

everyone in favor of not taking incog with us to the next jump?
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>>747589
remove used goods.
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>>747589
>>747704
that seems a bit extreme but i have been enjoying more argo time, maybe we can downplay the incog thing
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>>747589
Very much AGAINST this, Also, this would piss off literally all of our other companions,
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Discord are butthurt their overcompensating libido machine isn't super pure snowflake.

-gasp-

Argo was already best girl, but if we'rea ctually dealing with incog's issues now she'll be interesting instead of a sexbot.
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>>747745
Sweet christ, people are seriously shitting themselves over this?
We've know since forever and .... Is Kayaba forcing this on us since he's grown tired of hyper sexual Incog? I saw him bitching in the other Soul Eater quest about something like this.
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>>747756
Its always Kayaba's fault.
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>>747756
Nope, Salt is being fucking retarded
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>>747756

We got a mix of shitposting and genuine super butthurt.
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>>747756
We could just work out her problems and gain +1 experienced waifu instead of continuing to shit ourselves. But people are shitposting and implying that used goods are a problem in a party of people with already compromised morals.
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>>747127
You sit her down across from you, with Yui at your side.

"Incog, me and Yui talked for a long time about this back home, we thought not telling you would help, but you have a right to know what happened to you, what that man did to you"

"Who? What'd he do?"

"Your Hypnotherapist" you spit the word out, bile rising in your throat as you recall what Yui found. All of Incog's horrible habits stemmed from that bastard's 'work'. He had somehow hypnotized her so completely she was willing to follow any orders, including ones that would involve harming herself or others, and the only reason she wasn't his tool now was that he hadn't had the time to test the full extent of his work before she was taken away. Good on her parents, at least doing something right for her.

"Okay... I knew the guy was a little weird, but he wasn't that bad, right?"

"He raped you, mind controlled you so completely you would kill someone for him!"

"Wait WHAT!?"

"It's true" Yui says "It is unfortunate, but true, Wolf came to me with his suspicions, and while I attempted to treat your hyper-sexuality, I tested, finding things were worse than he had believed, and I began spending time undoing all that work, so that someone could not put you under and turn you on us, or worse"

"But... that's impossible, my parents wouldn't let that happen!"

"They didn't, why do you think you're here now? They figured out what was going on and got you out"

"This doesn't make any sense... why didn't he have me kill them or something?"

"I do not think he understood the full extent of his power over you, otherwise, I do not doubt for a moment that you would have been lost forever"

"Worse" you sigh "he's still there, and while time may be stopped, if we don't go back, he'll probably have done this to someone else"

Angry tears streaked down Incog's face, eyes actually glowing red with magic power. "You knew all this time and didn't tell me!?"

"As I said before, we thought it would only damage you, and my goal was to bring you back to your normal self, not hurt you"

"So WHY NOW!?" Her fists clenched, her entire body tensing with sheer rage and anger.

"Because you asked, and I decided I couldn't keep lying to you, it would only be worse the longer I waited" you say "I'm sorry."

"Sorry!? SORRY!?"

She points a finger at you "YOU KNEW, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME, YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT, THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT GUY IN JAIL!?"

You raise your hands defensively "I wasn't thinking about that, and it's something I wish I had done differently... I just didn't want to see you hurt all over again, okay? Losing your sister was hard enough on you, even if you weren't showing it, I could tell, I didn't want to make it worse!"

She suddenly sags, rage gone, replaced only with sadness and pain, as if the mere mention of her sister was enough to crush her spirit. As she collapsed onto you, she began to sob. "I can remember now, I thought it was a dream, but I remember..."
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>>748047
You wrap your arms around her, gently rubbing up and down. "Let it out, when you're done crying on my shoulder, I'll let Yui work her magic, how's that sound?"

"I remember once... wearing a weird helmet, him without any clothes, oh god, it was disgusting..."

You both stayed like that for a few long hours. She spent the entire time sobbing into your shoulder, mumbling about what few things she remembered, and her sister. On your end, you contemplated the things you could have, SHOULD HAVE done for her far earlier.

A wolf pack protects it's own, doesn't it?

So why couldn't you protect yours?

You resolved yourself that night. Resolved to never leave a pack-member behind, and if they were hurting, you would make sure they were taken care of, no matter what it took.

And now that Incog was on the track to REAL healing, that left... So many, now that you thought about it.

Kirito and Asuna were sociopaths, only functioning because they had each other, and because they hadn't experienced as much tragedy as they should have, and god only knew what Kayaba was doing to them.
Argo had lost her parents only a few months before you left that world.
Lisbith was mostly normal, but she still left people behind, and that metal arm... how was that affecting her mentally?
Sinon still had that PTSD from shooting the robber, and had almost died at Death Gun's hand.
Yui was an AI, or at least she was, still could be, technically, how was she holding up?
And then the new girls you were picking up, Nadia and her twin, what monsters were they running from? What was your Black Blood going to do to them, even with Lis preforming exorcisms every day or whatever?
Worst of all...
Black Star and Tsubaki, the duo you had driven to suicide, only to 'save' them.
You weren't even sure if you were going to bring those two with you anymore, now that you didn't need a weapon. But leaving them behind would only hurt them more...

You had so much to do.

But you had all the time in the worlds to do it.

Small steps, Wolfgang, small steps.

Incog was going to be in good hands after this, Yui would make sure of that, so you didn't have to worry about her so much, but the others, you'd have to talk to them at least, and you would start with...
Argo
Lisbith
Sinon
Kirito
Asuna
Yui
Nadia
Finding Nadia's Twin
Black Star
Tsubaki
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>>748110
>Argo
Start from the ones we know the longest and work our way down.
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>>748110
>Argo
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>>748110
Argo
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>>748110
>Black Star
Lets start on the freshest wounds.
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>>748110
>Argo
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0
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> Argo
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>>748110
Argo. It had to be her, you could have ended the game day one by finding Kayaba and whupping his ass, but you didn't do that, and her parents died for it.

The more you thought about it, the more you realized...

You could have prevented all this suffering

You fell asleep with that thought in your head, holding Incog in your arms.
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>>748441
You woke up to the smell of pancakes and tits in your face, not the worst morning you've had, but after last night, it only made you feel a bit better. Tears had dried on your face, and you weren't sure if they were yours or hers. You hoped they were hers, it wasn't good for you to be crying, you hadn't had to suffer so bad, all things considered.

Though, now that you really thought about it, your parents had probably flipped out for those six-seven months before time stopped there. You weren't the closest family, but...

Your eyes snapped open, as you realized in a single lightning flash that you couldn't remember them, you knew they existed, and you could remember a bit of your house, and that your family name was Wolfgang, but... the rest was gone!

You couldn't remember home...

But that doesn't matter, this is my home now
I need to remember!
Other
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>>748441
Calm the edge bro.
It's too sharp.
>>748502
>I need to remember
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>>748502
>I need to remember!
Fuck.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>748502
Don't make me feel these feels, remember damnit
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>>748502
>I NEED TO REMEMBERRRR
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>748502
>But that doesn't matter, this is my home now
Fuck our parents
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>>748661
Snek, did you get your hibernation in?
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>>748502
You were gonna ask Jumpchan about this next time you saw her, you needed answers. You needed to remember.

But you might not see Jumpchan for a while, you had other things to focus on right now.

It was about time to fight the Clown again.

End of Session
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>>748441
>I need to remember!
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>>748743
Time for questions!
How was the session, what do you want to see more/less of, how many of you seriously want to leave Incog behind
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>>748914
Doin good kayaba, maybe not leave her behind but have her become a little more self reliant rather than our third leg instead of just lusting for it and let Argo take her rightful place as main priority girl
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>>748743
You put Incog gently into the seat, trying hard not to wake her. Downstairs, you found everyone but Kirito and Asuna eating breakfast in the kitchen. Apparently you weren't the only one who needed a pick-me-up, Lis was tinkering with her arm, something you hadn't seen her do since Macross, and Argo had pulled out the apple cider while helping her with the magic side of it. Nadia was just enjoying a good meal and clean clothes. Sinon was flickering one eye in and out of weapon form, changing it from a scope to a human eye and back again in under a second. Yui was, at first, nowhere to be seen, until you realized she was inside Argo's phone, something you had almost forgotten she could do.

A few minutes later, Kirito barged in, slamming and locking the door behind him, eyes wide.

"What is it?" you ask, taking a seat and grabbing a plate "Asuna say she wants to try pegging?"

"AHAHAHA, NO, FUCK OFF, NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!"

"Oh?"

He collapses, clutching his crotch "it's baaaaack" the squeal of pain eeks out.

Oh god you were right, the Clown had found you.

"I thought I told you to run away from it!" You say, starting to scarf down your breakfast. "Argo, we gotta talk when I get back, but for now, I need to go kick some clown ass!"

"I tried to run, but it tied me up and I couldn't break out..."

"Yeah yeah, let Lis take a look at you, where's Asuna?"

"Laughing her ass off last I saw, oh god why do I still have sensors down there, WHY CAN'T I TURN THOSE OFF!"

You scoop him up and put him on the couch, getting him out of the way of the door "I'll be back soon, gotta send the clown back to pound town!"

Nadia stands up "wait, you're going to fight something without me?"

"Uh, yeah?"

"No way, I wanna come with! You saw what we can do!"

>Take on the Clown solo
>Bring Nadia
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>>749732
>>Bring Nadia
Nadia a cute. CUTE!
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>>749732
Take Nadia but don't use her unless you actually need to. Don't want to accidentally trigger resonance and have to spend the next couple of hours fixing the problem you caused before proper coping mechanisms have been taught and consent has been seeked
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> Nadia

Let's cut up a clown or two.

INB4 Clown is her twin sister.
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kayaba you faggot wherr'd you go?
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>>749732
>Bring Nadia
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>>749732
"Meh, sure, I guess, you remember what I said about my blood though, right?"

"Yeah, but you said she could fix it, right?" Nadia pointed at Lis, who looked up.

"Well yeah, I guess"

"Then let's go!"

Wow, you were half expecting an STD joke, or a pregnancy joke. You've spent too long around Inco- no, you can never spend enough time with these people, they're your pack, and you need to always think of them that way.

You shook your head, grabbing Nadia's hand and running out the door as she transformed, the blade already starting to feel comfortable in your grip. You found the Clown causing chaos in the south side of town.

"HEY WHIP BITCH, GUESS WHO'S BACK!" You call from a rooftop, your Black Blood covering your face with your signature Wolf Mask.

"YOU. YOU HURT ME, I HURT YOU HARDER THIS TIME, YOU NOT SURVIVE THIS DAY!"

"Tough talk from the ultimate prey!" you grin, jumping down into her circle "How many times have I hunted your ass down?"

"TOO MANY, WILL STOP THIS TIME!"

"You say that now..." you say, twirling Nadia "but you never learn"

The lattice of pink whips creates a dome, and you brandish Nadia, making it pause.

"YOU HAVE WEAPON."

"Oh hey, you grew eyes again, thought that you'd get rid of them after last time!"

"CAN SEE SOULS JUST FINE, PUPPY!"

"Puppy? Could a puppy take down your ass so many times I've lost count, week after week?!"

"ENOUGH, MUST STOP PUPPY, PUPPY HURT"

More whips emerged from all directions, her usual tactic of trying to tie you down. After this things got interesting, but if you could kill the bitch early, it would save you a lot of potential pain.

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to act, describe your action!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>749782
Throw Nadia at the fucker after activating her special ability.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>Not Wolfgang
>Wooooooooooolfgang
These axes are made for throwing and being showy.
Also if the clown tries to grab em we just punch it
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players you faggots where'd you go? It says right there "best of 3" you have a chance for nat 20 here!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>749821
rolling for a 1
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>>749823
>describe your action
this roll doesn't count, sorry folks.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>749821
Punch Punch Punch The clown while Nadia watches
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>>749782
You grin, setting Nadia spinning and unfolding her other half as a song started to play from outside the dome, probably Kayaba and Kirito:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAI5GSyXMjA

You wrapped Black Blood around your hands and boots, getting Nadia to spin as fast as you could before hurling her at the Clown, striking her in the chest and bouncing back into your hand, where you spun yourself, slicing the whips that were surrounding you. You wouldn't be getting a kill shot that easily, it looks like.

The clown screamed in rage, summoning a wave of whips that combined into a single long one that she held personally, striking at you like lightning!

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to dodge!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

Perfection? I got that.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>749948
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>>749948
You jumped over it, flipping up into the air and righting yourself as you threw Nadia once more, the strange axe cutting deep before magically bouncing back into your hand, the force of the rebound sending you into a backflip as you landed, still keeping the blades spinning.

"As I said, what makes you think you won't be hunted down again!?"

"I HAVE POWER"

Oh?

She screamed in rage once more, and in an instant the dome was gone... but you couldn't see the town beyond it.

Instead, it was a giant, black walled maze, with every wall covered in sex toys of all shapes, sizes, colors and types, but mostly whips.

"FIGHT ME HERE, LET US SEE HOW YOU FARE WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN YOUR WORLD!"

You smirk "I'm never in my own world, not anymore, left that behind about a year and a half ago, if my math is right. These days, where I am doesn't matter"

You...

>Throw Nadia normally
>RESONANTE
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>>749990
>RESONANTE
Senor Lobo approves
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>Resonate
Why does it have a reality marble
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>>749990
>>RESONANTE
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>>749990
Your soul reaches out, sparking against Nadia's. The two of you haven't talked this whole battle, you realized, you had just known what to do, just like you knew now was the time to finish the bitch off for the week.

The power flowed from one hand to the other, but there was no second axe. Instead, it arced back, bouncing through your whole body, and Nadia changed form to an entirely different axe. This one was more traditional, if stylized, and the whole thing seemed to emanate rage mixed with bloodlust.

Even when things had gone different from you expected, you knew exactly what to do.

>ROLL 1D20 (BEST OF 3) TO DUNK THIS BITCH
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>750034
ORA
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

WELCOME TO DUNKTOWN
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>750034
1
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>750034
CHAOS DUNK
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>>750078
>when the white kid shows up for BB and you laugh
>When he leaves with the bet pile
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>>750034
You jumped up, meeting the Clown eye to eye as you raised Nadia over your head.

"WHAT MATTERS IS WHO I'M WITH!" you finish your earlier sentence, slamming the axe down upon her head and driving it down, splitting her straight down the middle.

Slowly, the clown, and the world around you unraveled, reality restoring itself as Nadia returned to her normal weapon form, and then to her human one. You turned to find Kirito clapping slowly, still standing bow-legged.

"I've got no fucking clue what went down in there, but you're still standing and that bitch is gone, so good job"

"Oh you know, the usual, she tried something new and I beat her bitch ass to the curb aga- you find a hand clamped over your mouth, and an angry finger pointed at Kirito.

"NO SWEARING!"

You raise an eyebrow at Nadia, gently taking her hand off.

>Apologize
>Ask why
>Assert Dominance
>Other
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>>750104
>Ask why
We can ask gently and let it go, that's a form of >Asserting Dominance
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>>750104
Turn to Nadia and lick her whispering in her ear "Don't worry my darling"
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>>750104
>Asset Dominance
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>>750104
>>Apologize
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>>750104
>Apologize
>Ask why
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>>750104
>Apologize
>Ask why
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>Ask why
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>750104
>Ask why
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Had a scare where some jackass put the teacher's phone in the microwave and almost killed everyone by potentially starting a fire. Fun shit. God I hate this school.

>>750104
"Why, exactly, do you care?"

"My mama always said not to swear, I didn't mention it before because everyone was dealing with that monster, but no more, okay!?"

You blink a few times "How old were you when she said that?"

"Uh... five?"

"That's why, little kids shouldn't swear, but I wasn't really able to explain the full situation, I'm actually... wow, I think I'm 17 now, and that's if I don't count those 20 years of memories..."

"What?"

"Like I said, I've got a lot to explain still"

"So... it's okay for you to swear, because you're older?"

"Something like that"

"But... you look young!"

"Yeah, welcome to my life"

"So... you won't care if I swear?"

"Not really, but some older folks care, I usually keep that kind of language private" you say, closing the old portal and opening a new one in front of you, "heck, last world I was in, everyone had bodies over the age of 18, and we kinda just decided to stop wearing clothes in here. Rules change when you suddenly become a multi-world traveler"

She blinks as she follows you in, blushing fiercely "Y-you didn't wear clothes!? But there's boys and girls in the same building!"

"Like I said, rules kinda change, one guy having four girls suddenly seems sane" you laugh "no, that doesn't make it actually sane, I never said I was a smart man"

"Wait, all those girls love you?"

"And I love them, it's called polygamy, it's a common practice in some parts of the world, and well, if you're going on an adventure like this, and you happen to develop feelings, it just kinda happens"

"So... what do we do now?" she asks as you both return to the housing.

"I dunno, actually" you shrug "I'll think of something in a minute or two though"

>Find her twin
>Go back to the DWMA
>Other
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>>750429
>Go back to the DWMA
We can get the twin later.
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>>750429
>>Go back to the DWMA
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>>750429
>>Go back to the DWMA
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>QUEST IS DELAYED WHILE OP SPEAKS TO THE POLICE ABOUT ALMOST DYING TO A MICROWAVE BOMB
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>>750429
>find her twin
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>>750557
Tell'em Weiss is best girl and they'll never take your lucky charms
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>>750557
Blame it on trying to defeat kayaba, kirito said he was in the phone
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>>750711

Odd way of spelling Yang mate.
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>>750883
>two arms

Lol
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Not gonna be running again tonight, I'm just... fuck guys, realizing I could have fuckin died to fire or fumes or just shrapnel had the phone some jackwad stole and shoved in a microwave actually exploded... nope, I need to sleep or something, I can't write.
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>>751310
Be safe Kayaba. A sound soul resides in a sound mind, and sound body.
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>>757256



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