>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaGinyu Force>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY
>>754370I have a small gift in celebration of us getting this far. Let's get it.
>>754370We here boys.Pls let us recruit Jeice and Butta.
A 4 says Toofoo will die horribly 7 means he'll live to see Frieza impale him on his horns
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>754428Okay
As you drop out of the Kaio-Ken, you find yourself letting out a pained groan. Multiplying your power four times over took a lot out of you, especially after the beating Recoome gave you. You may have emerged victorious against the massive warrior, but you're in no condition to fight anybody else.Yamcha's still standing after his battle with Guldo, but you can't be sure how much energy he expended during the fight. That leaves only Piccolo and Kori at full strength, each of them supposed to fight one of the remaining members of the Ginyu Force.Burter and Jeice stare at the remains of Recoome with looks of utter disbelief. They do their best to hide their shock, but you can see their bodies trembling, just a bit."What the hell is going on?!" you hear Burter hiss to his comrade. "Can all of these rats hide their power levels?""Looks like it," Jeice answers, his voice just a bit more even as he studies his scouter. "Looks like the comedian's power's taken a nosedive, though. We shouldn't have to worry about him interfering with our fights.""Right...." Burter says, nervousness in his tone. "So, you're fighting next, right?""N-nah mate," Jeice tells him, stuttering just a bit. "All you.""B-but, you're second in command," Burter points out. "You should really have the honor."As the two continue debating on who should fight next, Yamcha and Piccolo rush to your side, Kori running right behind them."Tofoo," Yamcha says your name nervously as he kneels beside you. "Are you alright, man?">A. You'll be fine; but they'll have to take it from here>B. Never better>C. You can see why King Kai didn't tell you about the multipliers>D. Tell the others to be careful>E. Something else
>>754430So a 10 means we live, do the spirit bomb, then end up being blown up by freeza and making goku go SSJ.
>>754430Nice>>754406I love you>>754438Maybe, maybe not
>>754434>E. "You know, each of my allies can do the exact same thing that I just did, only better. Your only option is to give up and help us destroy Freeza."
>>754434>C. You can see why King Kai didn't tell you about the multipliers>A. You'll be fine; but they'll have to take it from here>E. Yamcha and Kori should focus on making opening for Piccolo
>>754406Give him a beard or something to make him look less generic.
>>754443Just doing my bit Som
>>754434>A. You'll be fine; but they'll have to take it from here"Aside from a few broken bones being strained more from that x4">D. Tell the others to be careful"You might have to look for an opening to help the others if you can, a well timed solar flare might turn the tide even more to our side"
>>754457Well I just went off of the very vague details we have. To my recollection we never agreed on his appearance to a great extent. That and there's that guy campaigning for black Tofoo. I think Som has said that Tofoo doesn't have a beard though, as he said we probably shouldn't try growing one.
>>754434>E. What's black and blue and red all over?>>754476Som doesn't know how to design MCs, he just writes down "Generic-lookin'" and calls it a day.
>>754481No, I just prefer to leave it up to you guys
>>754490One of many mistakes you've made.
>>754434>B>E. This is easy peezy.
>>754434>B. Never better
>>754468>>754453"I'll be fine," you assure him. "But you guys are going to have to take it from here.""Don't worry," Piccolo tells you. "I've got more than a few tricks up my sleeve."He glances over his shoulder at Kori, who seems to be mentally readying herself for battle as best a five year old can."You stand back, kid," Piccolo instructs her. "You'll just get in the way."Kori looks up at him, surprised and upset. "But I want to fight!"Piccolo chuckles. "Yeah? Well spar with your dad when he gets here. For now, let the adults play. Yamcha; stay here and be ready in case they go after Tofoo."Yamcha stares at him dumbfounded. "You can't seriously plan to fight them both by yourself!" Piccolo smirks at him. "Of course I can."With that, he steps forward toward the two remaining members of the Ginyu Force, both of whom continue to bicker with one another."Listen up!" Piccolo shouts to them. "I'm your opponent now! Both of you can fight me together if you want, it doesn't make a difference to me."The two aliens stop bickering and look at him in surprise."You're serious?" Jeice asks."Deadly," Piccolo tells him. "Now, are you ready?">A. Ask Piccolo if he's lost his mind>B. Tell Yamcha and Kori to get in there and help him>C. Ask Yamcha if he can help you get further away from the battlefield>D. Something else
>run up and suplex Burter or Jeice, get up and pose like pic related, and yell "I feel GLORIOUS"
>>754562>>A. Ask Piccolo if he's lost his mindI don't think he has enough dangalang for this one guys
>>754562>try to telepathically ask Piccolo if he got the power up from Guru, and has been suppressing his power the whole time
>>754583Piccolo is still acting like an ass so I bet he didn't even get his potential unlocked
>>754562>D. Ask Jeice and Burter to join our team>C
>>754566This was a joke option for the previous post that I forgot to link. Please don't count my vote as that, and don't vote for it.
>>754571I'll support this.>>754597I know
>tfw you thought that SOM would run Earthbender Quest tonight>but instead you get Safe For Work NotTeamFourstar Rolls Well Quest
>>754664What are you saying?
>>754668I'm saying that I would have enjoyed Earthbender Quest tonight. Also Nottfs killed both Recoome and Zarbon in the last thread by rolling well. And this quest has very little lewdness.
>>754684What lewdness is there in Earthbender Quest?
>>754684You act like 14-year-old Sei is just yearning to get his dick wet. We barely know our companions in Earthbender Quest anyways.
>>754684Are what lewdness is there in Earthbender Quest? Dropping a guy in a pit? Also, have some best girl.
>>754706to be fair, there is plenty of ballbusting
>>754693>>754696>>754706I wasn't talking about Earthbender Quest. Does he even roll well there?
>>754715He rolls alright. I roll good there when I roll for stupid shit like singing and whatnot
>>754571>>754620"Have you lost your mind?" you ask Piccolo. "Hardly," the Namekian answers. "Now keep your mouth shut and stay out of this. It's my turn now.">>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orh9MvEN9Ac"This guy's serious, Burter," Jeice says in disbelief. "Yeah..." Burter says. "Think he's hiding more power than the last one was?""I don't know," Jeice answers. "Here, let me give you an answer!" Piccolo shouts, locking his arms at his side.You feel the wind begin to pick up, and brace yourself for the explosion of power that you know is coming."KAIO-KEN TIMES FIVE!" Piccolo roars, a red aura surrounding his body as his power skyrockets, climbing higher and higher by the second. Burter and Jeice look on in alarm, their scouters keeping them updated on Piccolo's increasing power.A final beep has them each taking a nervous step backward."F-fifty-five thousand!" Jeice stammers. "D-dammit...." Burter growls.Piccolo chuckles and rushes forward, catching Burter in the gut with a mighty punch that sends the massive alien doubling over in pain."You bastard!" Jeice shouts, rushing forward and attacking Piccolo. This red alien is noticeably more powerful than Recoome, and his sudden attacks force Piccolo back a few steps before the Namekian regains the upper hand. Piccolo's foot slams into Jeice's jaw, throwing the alien back and allowing your ally to follow up with a punch that sends him sliding across the ground. He readies an energy attack, but Burter attacks from the side, landing a kick that knocks Piccolo off-balance, and causes his blast to miss his target.Burter follows up with an energy blast that knocks Piccolo to the ground, but the Demon King rises back up almost at once, unharmed."This is nuts," Yamcha comments. "There's no way Piccolo can keep that up for long."Yamcha sounds so sure, but you recall Piccolo telling you that his body is capable of regeneration. If that's true, then it can probably keep itself stable better than a human body when using the Kaio-Ken, meaning Piccolo could sustain something like this far longer than you could.Burter retreats into the air, but Piccolo stretches his right arm after him, grabbing the blue creature by the ankle and giving a pull, slamming Burter into the ground.>A. You think Piccolo has this>B. As long as Piccolo is careful, he might be able to win this>C. If Piccolo ends this quickly, he can win>D. You don't think that Piccolo has this>E. Something else
>>754733>>D. You don't think that Piccolo has thisHe's trying to big dick this after we made him look bad with the Ki-Blade, isn't he?
>>754733>Piccolo stretches his right arm after him, grabbing the blue creature by the ankle and giving a pull, slamming Burter into the ground.The noodle arms return>C. If Piccolo ends this quickly, he can win
>>754684>>754664>actually enjoying Earthbender QuestPeople like you are the reason we don't get enough Dragonball Quest. Avatar fucking sucks.
>>754762Hey now, I'm glad there are people who enjoy each quest
>>754762>Ever being able to get enough dragon ball quest.That's impossible.
>>754733>C. If Piccolo ends this quickly, he can win
>>754762DB Quest is good. But you can't eat a bucket of chicken wings three times a day or however often SOM runs.
>>754789On average he runs 2-3 times a week I think?
>>754798Huh, it feels like he runs more than that. Or at least he did, during the summer.
>>754733>E. Tell Piccolo to stop attacking them and make them join our side
>>754808>during the summerShocker the student has more free-time in the summer
>>754808Got some shit going on at the moment. In three weeks or so, my schedule should become more open, and I should be able to run at least four times a week
>>754815>at least four times a weekSom you tease
>>754813No shit, I know that. >>754815Still feels like you run more than every other day. It's still pretty impressive, SOM.
>>754773>>754781"If Piccolo ends this quickly, he can win," you tell Yamcha."Are you sure?" the other fighter asks, not seeming to believe it.It is a bit of a stretch, and you know it. Burter and Jeice are each more powerful than Recoome, and Piccolo's fighting them both. Still, if he can maintain the Kaio-Ken, then he has a chance. But, the longer he takes to win this battle, the more chance there is for something to go wrong."What the hell was that?" Jeice asks as he gets to his feet.Piccolo smirks, looking over at him. "Don't worry, I didn't forget about you."Jeice smirks back. "No, but you forgot about him."Piccolo frowns, turning his head just in time to receive a blast to the face from Burter that throws him off his feet. His arm retracts as it releases its hold on the alien, who stands back up."Jeice, what do you say we give him a taste of the Purple Comet attack?" Burter suggests."Been a while since we dusted that one off," Jeice tells him. "Alright. You know what to do."Piccolo rises back up, looking between Burter and Jeice as the two begin to gather energy. A red aura surrounds Jeice, and a blue one surrounds Burter, the two yelling loudly before launching themselves into the sky and meeting up in a swirling light that soon turns the color purple.Piccolos tares up at it, crying out in surprise as a barrage of energy blasts erupts from the light, descending toward him at blinding speed. Piccolo rushes to avoid them, retreating across the landscape as they slowly begin to gain on him.>A. Bear Shout up at the light>B. Kienzan up at the light (80)>C. Solar Flare>D. Don't do anything>E. Something else
>>754855>>B. Kienzan up at the light (80)I fell kinda bad for spamming the kienzan, but oh well
>>754855>D. Don't do anythingI see through your bait, SOM.
>>754855>C. Solar FlareAnd then ask them to join our team.
>>754875>SOM quest>Not being paranoid.We've had too many doses for that.>>754869Supporting
>>754855>DLet's not draw attention to ourselves, and let's not piss off Piccolo.
>>754855>B. Kienzan up at the light (80)Since, we're basically a team, not to mention we went to help Piccolo with Zarbon when Zarbon could have ripped us apart easily.
>>754897They shoulda listened. I swear.
>>754897We took the bait.And it wasn't even an option.Good night piccolo.
>>754897>Two guys focus on the one they are fighting, have a shot to at least take one out.>Even if we fail the roll, it would have been more of us not being able to make it since the kaioken would have taken a bigger toll on us than we thought.
>>754913>Implying A and C weren't bait without rollsHow can we even concentrate energy to make the Kienzan after getting Kaiokucked?
>>754715>>754684>>754664>I'm not even there and I'm brought up
>>754928That's the best part. It would have made us useless for the actual important rolls that'll come up after
>>754928>>754917Piccolo would have just taken the opportunity to take the other one out that stopped from shock of his buddy being cut in half.
>>754869>>754880>>754884As Piccolo continues to run for his life, you consider throwing a Kienzan up at the purple light in the sky. You could disrupt whatever they're doing. But, you hesitate. The Kaio-Ken has already taken a major toll on your body, and you aren't sure what would happen if you tried to use an attack right about now. You keep your eyes glued on the action, sit back, and watch.Piccolo's expression grows more desperate by the second as he continues to flee from the oncoming blasts, and you soon realize that he won't be able to outrun them."KAIOKEN TIMES-" he begins to shout before crying out i agony as the blasts finally catch up.The ground shakes violently beneath you, and a colossal cloud of smoke rises from the spot where Piccolo's retreat was brought to a violent end. Dozens of blasts pepper the Namekian, whose screams gradually die down as his power plummets. The purple light in the sky vanishes, giving way to Burter and Jeice, who float side by side and stare down at the crater that's been formed from their actions.You can't see Piccolo from your current position, but you can feel that he's still alive."Stubborn, isn't he?" Burter asks, staring into the crater from the air."Well, let's see how stubborn he's feeling after this," Jeice says, raising a hand above his head and creating a round, red orb of light. "Crusher Ball!"He hurls the ball down toward Piccolo, but before the attack can reach its target, another energy attack shoots out and crashes into it, causing it to detonate prematurely.You look over to see an angry Kori with her arms extended in the direction of Burter and Jeice. "Leave him alone!" she shouts, sounding surprisingly menacing for a five-year-old.The two members of the Ginyu Force stare at her, wide-eyed."What is with these people?" Jeice asks. "The brat's power level's gone up to twenty-five thousand!"Burter chuckles. "If that's all, then she should be no problem to deal with.""Kori, get behind me," Yamcha instructs, stepping forward."No, I'm going to fight too!" Kori shouts.Burter and Jeice land, staring at their two challengers with amused expressions. You expect a sudden, brutal attack, but instead, the two begins to strike poses like Recoome did."You're facing the Blue Hurricane of the Ginyu Force!" Burter shouts, windmilling his arms before striking a ridiculous pose. "Burter!""I'm your worst nightmare!" Jeice declares, shaking his head around and whipping his hair. "The Red Magma of the Ginyu Force, Jeice!">A. Tell Yamcha and Kori to run>B. Ask Yamcha if he's hiding any extra power>C. Tell them to hold out just a little longer; Goku will be here>D. Something else
>>754997>>C. Tell them to hold out just a little longer; Goku will be here
>>754997>C>D. Call butter and Juice losers for having to fight 2 v 1.
>>754997>D. Tell Burter that Kori could run circles around him with the power she's hiding
>>754997>B. Ask Yamcha if he's hiding any extra power>C. Tell them to hold out just a little longer; Goku will be here
>>754997>say Recoome's pose was better and tell Jeice he has nice hair and ask what he uses in it
>>754997>B. Ask Yamcha if he's hiding any extra powerinb4 it's Human Quest Yamcha
>>755040it's human quest yamcha
>>755037I'll go with this as well along with my vote, plus call them pretty, since we didn't at the first meeting.
>>755062>>755057>>755054Do it, Som.
>>755037>>755054>>755057>>755000>>755020>>755024>>755036"Recoome's pose was better!" you call to the Ginyu Force.The two warriors look absolutely mortified to hear you say that, and whirl on each other at that very second."I told you our poses were lame!" Burter shouts at Jeice. "Liar! You thought yours was the greatest thing in the universe! You wouldn't shut up about how perfect it was for you!" Jeice shouts back. "Besides, my pose is fantastic!""Apparently not!" Burter shouts at him. "That little punk thinks Recoome's was better!""YEAH, WELL-" Jeice begins before seeming to regain his senses. "Wait, who cares what he thinks?"Burter's expression relaxes as well. "Yeah, good point.""Trying to get in our heads, are you?" Jeice asks, turning in your direction."No," you shout back. "But speaking of, your hair is great! What do you use in it?"Jeice grins, looking flattered. "Glad somebody appreciates it. I use-""What are you doing?" Yamcha asks, turning to face you."Buying time," you answer. "Goku should be here soon. You two just need to hold out until he lands. That is, unless you're hiding more power, Yamcha.""Sorry," your friend says. "I'm still getting power from what the Grand Elder did, but it's slow. I could try using the Kaio-Ken, but I doubt I'd get it right so quickly.""Hey, wait a minute!" Jeice suddenly shouts. "Stop trying to distract us!""Enough talking!" Burter shouts. "Let's kill them, Jeice!""Alright, guys, I have an idea," Yamcha says, turning to face the Ginyus once again. "Both of you, cover your eyes.">A. Ask Yamcha what he could possibly do right now>B. Ask if he's going to try the Kaio-Ken>C. Cover your eyes>d. Something else
>>755113>>C. Cover your eyes
>>755113>C. Cover your eyes
>>755113>d. Something elseCover your mouth
>>755163Thinking outside the box, I like it. >Backing>>755113
>>755163Let's do this in addition to C
>>755122>>755142>>755148Not knowing the entirety of what Yamcha's planning, but figuring that you know the beginning of it, you cover your eyes. For a few seconds, there's no sound, but then you hear Yamcha's voice. It's calm, but there's something about it that makes you feel nervous."Tofoo," he says. "I need for you to do me a favor."Without thinking, you uncover your eyes, and look at Yamcha. He stares back at you with a smile on his face, and an expression in his eyes of one who's about to face his own death, and who has accepted that."If this works, it should slow them down a bit," Yamcha tells you. "But if it doesn't, and if I don't make it, tell Lazuli I'm sorry, alright?">A. Alright>B. Ask him what he's going to do>C. Tell him not to do anything crazy>D. Tell him not to do whatever he's planning>E. Something else
>>755190>>A. AlrightOh no, a death that will surely be sad
>>755190>D. Tell him not to do whatever he's planning
>>755190>>A. Alright"Give 'em hell, Wolf Boy"
>>755190>>B. Ask him what he's going to do>>C. Tell him not to do anything crazyYAMCHA NO
>>755190>D>E. Yamcha Don't make a liar out of me! Don't do this.
>>755190>>D. Tell him not to do whatever he's planning
>>755190>D. Tell him not to do whatever he's planning>E. Something elseDC to use something like Solar Flare or Kienzan to back him up?
>>755190>C, like blowing yourself up with the Kaio-Ken. Also, I'm not telling her, she'll kill me in my sleep.
>>755233Pick oneAnd you know he's already planning to use the Solar Flare>>755239>In your sleepGood one
>>755244DC for Keinzan? Also, could we have him just Dodon one of them through the skull instead of whatever he's planning?
>>755200>>755210>>755232"Whatever you're planning, don't do it," you tell Yamcha. "Don't make a liar out of me. I promised Lazuli I wouldn't let you get yourself killed."He gives you a smile. "Good to know she cares after all. Look, we don't have a whole lot of options, here. Piccolo's out of commission, and you're in no condition to fight. You can feel those powers; Kori and I won't last ten seconds against them, and you know it.""Yes I will!" the kid tells him angrily.Looking down at Kori, Yamcha chuckles. "You're Goku's daughter alright.">A. Tell him to work with Kori and fight as long as he can>B. Fine, he can do what he wants>C. You aren't going to just let him kill himself; you'll fight too!>D. Something else
>>755272>>B. Fine, he can do what he wants
>>755272>C. You aren't going to just let him kill himself; you'll fight too!
>>755272>>D. Let me do the Solar Flare
>>755272>C.No I don't want Lazuli to murserize us.
>>755272>>>C. You aren't going to just let him kill himself; you'll fight too!Yes. Let's cripple ourselves harder. I want it to be Goku's time already. Remove ningen.
>>755280>>755285>>755301"I'm not just going to let you kill yourself!" you tell Yamcha, your own anger beginning to rise (mixed with a decent amount of fear of Lazuli). "I'll fight too!""You can barely stand!" Yamcha shouts back. "What are you going to do, fall on them?!"You find yourself being grabbed by the wrist and lifted off the ground. Yamcha lets out a surprised yell as the same thing happens to him. Below you, where the two of you stood an instant earlier, the ground is consumed with light as a blast of energy obliterates it. Looking up, you see Kori holding you by the wrist."Thanks for the save," Yamch tells her, groaning. Looking over, you see Burter and Jeice smirking up at the two of you.>A. Throw a Kienzan (80)>B. Solar Flare; it should buy a few seconds>C. Tell Yamcha to do whatever he was going to do>D. Thank Kori>E. Something else
>>755313>I want it to be Goku's time already.>Remove ningenNice contradiction, senpai.
>>755322>>C. Tell Yamcha to do whatever he was going to do
>>755322>>B. Solar Flare; it should buy a few seconds
>>755322Whats the DC to make a Kienzan and telling Yamcha to prepare a solar flare
>>755340Same DC, Solar Flare doesn't keep them from dodging
>>755322>D. Thank Kori>A. Throw a Kienzan (80)
>>755344DC to use a HOMING Kienzan? I think that's a thing.
>>755358Not really, and not a thing you would know, in any case
>>755359Actually Frieza had remote control Death Saucers, didn't he? We should totally invest in that, and in a way we don't get cut in half.
>>755359DC to use a Destructo Disc and control it like a Controlled Light Shot
>>755374You're right, we should have a way to launch ki swords out of our ki sword and remotely explode them. And to avoid being bifurcated, we should wish for immortality. Oh, and start wearing black cause it looks good on us.
>>755376I'm with D and A.
Lewds for dice
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>755389
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>755389
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>755389May RNGesus have mercy, if not that's cool too though.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>755389Hoping to fail
>>755396Too bad you don't count. I think.
>>755394>>755393>>755395"Thanks," you say to Kori as she releases both yourself and Yamcha."It's not too late for me to try-" Yamcha begins before you cut him off."No," you say, raising your right hand above your head and channeling energy. There's a crackling light that briefly appears above your upturned palm, but before you can properly use your energy, unbearable agony shoots through your right arm, and you howl in pain, gripping your wrist with your left hand."Tofoo!" Yamcha shouts with fear as your entire body begins to shudder."What's wrong?" Kori asks in confusion, drawing closer to you. "Kori, get back!" Yamcha warns, his eyes shifting between you and the girl. His eyes wander a little further, and he suddenly shouts with terror. "Get down!"Kori dives, but you can't seem to direct your energy yo move properly. Luckily for you, Yamchagives you a strong push that sends you plummeting toward the ground just as a colossal, purple wave of energy shoots into the space occupied by the three of you moments ago now occupied only by Yamcha.He doesn't even have time to scream, and if it's any consolation, he probably had little time to feel pain. An instant, and a flash of light. That's all there is. And then, it's over. Yamcha is dead.>End UpdatesWell, that's it for tonight, all. I hope you had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running this or Earthbender QuestAs always, I will stick around for a little while
>>755424So what was Yamcha gonna do?Why is Piccolo such a jobber?
>>755424R.I.P yamchaAnd R.I.P us when Lazuli finds out.
>>755434He was going to try the Kikoho>Insulting the Dangalang King>>755439Indeed
>>755424>Constant disappointmentThis is why Earthbender Quest is better, and SOM is a, well not bad, but... polarizing QM in general.
One less Ningen
>>755446At least she has something in common with Chichi now
>>755443>>755434So what do we have them put on our gravestone?MaybeR.I.P tofoo in the end he was just a jobber?Or maybe'Nother Ningen bites the dust?
>>755452ZAMASU!>>755451I enjoy it>>755456Heyo!
>>755424So were you just making all the stalling mute at this point? Goku should have already been here by now.
>>755459He'll be here shortlyYou know Goku
Oh Yamcha...Thanks for running Som. I was sad I couldn't participate this time.
>>755451Because whenever we try to do something differently from canon we get NOPE'D instantly. We've practically followed the normal DB storyline, sure, events have happened differently, but the it's still the same base outline.
>>755464>You know Goku>We get Turles instead somehowNot that that would be bad, he'd fruit up and wreck the Purple Comet, then get snatched by Ginyu. Then we're fucked.
>>755473Haha>>755469If you survive Namek, he will returnHopefullyIf the Dragonballs survive
Why did Yamcha push us instead of just grabbing us and dodging? It seems similar to canon Piccolo jumping in front of Gohan and not grabbing him on the run.
>>755472Still better than MULTIFORM STRONK KILL GOLDEN OOZARU BUUHAN IN ONE GO WITHOUT THE SPIRIT BOMB CELL WANKIn my opinion at least.
>>755480Because DragonballOr, anime and cartoons in general>>755482yeah
>>755483Did you just want to get done with Buu at that point, and sort of wrote yourself into a corner with him having absorbed Gohan*500?
>>755490Bit of both
>>755497To be fair, Oozaru would have worn off by that point since he can't get Blutz waves inside of Buu she he can't see the moon.
>>755504Buu magic is bullshit
>>755497If the world survives the Android Saga, will Buu be any worse? Will we get Korunks, or Chamiten, and how will they stand up to Super Buu?>>755504Golden Great Ape doesn't need constant Blutz Waves, does it? >>755507Majin is the best race though. So we either need Fat Buu to read porn or Super Buu to absorb someone strong with an overactive libido.
>>755519We'll seeMaybe, and that depends on themI do love the origin of the Majin race
>>755522>I do love the origin of the Majin raceWe really do need Super Buu to absorb Roshi or someone equally as perverse then. So he spends all his time jerking off and eating candy. That way, there's no pudding incident, and we'll have QT Majins running around by Ressurection F. And all the male Majins won't be fat shits. It's like four kinds of win.
>>755458Well that's a shame, a ningen got killed while I was gone. Too bad it's not the ningen I was hoping for, but I'll still take it. Don't slow down the rape train, Som.
>>755546Besides sacrificing Roshi, who could just be wished a new body with the Dragon Balls, and Buu spooge all over Kame House, what's wrong with that plan? Super Buu in a Hawaiian shirt sounds fantastic.
>>755549No brakes>>755550No, bad>>755558No, bad
>>755536>no fat male Majins>but then we can't be saved because The Savior has Come!
>>755572>Invoking the Demon God>>755577No, bad
>>755566Super good.The goodest of good.>>755584SOM we know you love majin girls.Just accept it.
>>755584We should learn the Fuck Box combo from Mr. Popo.
>>755584Well, Super Buu might turn into a girl if he ends up absorbing Kori later on.
>>755595I don't think that's how Super Buu works. He just gets your clothes, more of a nose and neck, and a bigger dangalang. >>755584Yes, goodWe must have an army of Buubies.
>>755611Which is more dangerous? Namekian dangalang? Or Majin dangalang?
>>755611>Not loving majin girlsSOM there's an upper limit to how shit taste can be.
>>755611What about Last Blast? Or Advanced Geometry?
>>755619Ask the king>>755623Taka, please leave>>755622Maybe so
>>755619Green Dick > Other Dick
Oh SOM I have thing to see before I call it a night.>The Great Fall of ShinFucking genius. Did people call you on the concussion BS in the thread it happened, or was that later?
>>755631>>755634But what about Buuccolo?
>>755636Both>>755644Oh God, max Dangalang
>>755657Just a reminder, they don't work like that. Though taking a German Suplex while having one might work like that.
>leave for a while>Yamcha is deadI'm going to kill myself.
>>755424I MISS THE ROLLS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET! DAMN YOU!
>>756268The suffering is only just beginning, my friend. Half of the Ginyu Force is still alive, and Freeza still needs to be dealt with.I wish you the best of luck, truly
>>756269So do we know how to use the healing pods on Frieza's ship you monster?
>>756269I feel terrible about my man Yamcha, but we'll keep pushing forward Freiza needs to be stopped. Where is Koris head at right now?
>>756272You could possibly figure it out>>756273She's absolutely furious
>>756275>You could possibly figure it outSo crazy DC then?
>>756277Maybe, maybe not
>>756278Hey SOM, could our lovely genius wife make some kind of regen item from the healing pod? Because that would be bad ass.Longer training, more kaioken, not being so reliant on senzu beans. Etc. Etc.Not asking for anything as bullshit as senzu bean levels of healing, just like quarter namekian or so. Especially since we wouldnt need to expend energy on it.
>>756269We need like what? Kaioken X20 to fight freeza at a disadvantage. Thank god he hasnt figured the dragon balls out yet.Dragonballing him to sleep seems more doable to me, unless something changes radically. Also help from the gang at king kais would be nice. I want roshi to be relevant
>>756343If she had access to one, probably>>756354You can't force him to go to sleep. Porunga cannot affect anyone stronger than his creator against their willPorunga can only bring back one person at a time. You would have to choose wisely.
Inb4 we get body swapped with Ginyu permanently
>>756364>Inb4 we jump in front of the body swap beam>Inb4 Goku doesn't get the shit kicked out of him>inb4 Goku doesn't get sweet sweet Zenkai boosts >Inb4 Frieza Dirty Fireworks us all
>>756387>Inb4 we fuck up a roll and accidentally kill Kori >Inb4 goku goes ssj and wrecks us
>>756361If we are dead can we avoid lazuli's wrath? Or does her rage not respect dimensional barriers?Can we eventually learn instant transmission?How much are you looking forward to freizas first transformation crushing our hopes?
>>756408>Can we eventually learn instant transmission?I'd rather learn whatever the Kai's use to teleport.
>mfw either toofo or Kori has to do in order for goku to go super saiyan
>>756438>implying we're gonna let Kori die
>>756438Fuck canon.Roll a 100 and have tofoo pull off kaioken X100 then decapitate freiza with an energy blade.
>>756447>implying we won't roll a 1 a rip our body to pieces
>>756451Nah its best of three, probability would have us get at least a 4.>implying we wouldnt explode violently and accidentally kill kori
>>756399Nice>>756408I don't think you want to find outMaybe, but probably notI'm already at half-mast>>756451>>756459Now you're getting it
>>756477Is bringing Nail into the mix an option at this point?
>>756481Well, he may be mixing, but as for the Ginyus, no, you're on your own until Goku shows up
>>756477That's it SOM I'm on the murder Kori train now.
>>756486Is he gonna try and get his fuse on?
>>756491>Choatic Evil Piccolo becomes Chaotic Neutral Piccolo
Is it possible to fuck up so bad we change canon?I mean get namek blown up prematurely fuck up.After all... there are /other/ dragon balls.
I won't let Kori die
>>756505I'm with this anon
>>756510Well I hope you choose for me in my stead, I'm at work whenever Som runs, excluding the weekend. It's up to you
>>756501Well, Vegeta's already dead, Goku/Chichi Krillin/18 never happened. Gohan does not exist, Chichi still fights, Shen and Roshi worked together, Yamcha and Piccolo survived to Namek, Zarbon and Dodoria were both fucked by Tofoo, Recoome died before Goku even reached NamekGoku's never won a world tournament, Lapis and Lazuli weren't Gero'd, Tao is dead, Bora never diedYou've already changed canon a lot
>>756496I won't be around to roll anyways. My home ip got banned because I said his name
>>756514I'll be ready to make Kori feel really bad about herself anytime anon
>>756517Also Gangsta Future Trunks will never exist unless Multiverse bullshit
>>756520I'm not doing it for that, it's because of Krillin. I especially don't want a 5 year old girl to die for us. Never again. KURIRIN
>>756530>Gangsta styleWhat?>>756531He died for your sins
>>756517Also no one knows the Spirit Bomb
>>756537Or do they?
>>756538Who done learnt it?
>>756526>>756529It was a big thing on /pol/ for a few days. If you typed his name it would tell you it was banned text and then you'd get banned for two weeks. I'm not sure if it still works but I wouldn't try it
>>756549That's even more retarded than censoring "F A M"
>>756438>implying goku dying wont trigger our transcendence to a higher form of humanity.DC SOM?
>>757026No DC, and go to bed, Kaguya
I await Goku's return, he has senzu beans right?
Wait I just realizedWe should really wish Goku's tail back or shouldn't one of the healing pods grow it back?
>>757146It will notAnd why on Kami's green Earth would you want to wish it back?
>>757157Can we wish for immortality?
>>757166What then? He doesn't know how to control his Oozaru and we don't have anyone to train him on how to control it.
>>757170no>>757166Fun? In my quest? No.
>>757172Giant Monkey man vs Little LizardmanAlternatively I adamantly believe a Saiyan with a tail is stronger than one without
>>757180If we can't wish for immortality does that mean frieza can't either?Good.Then we have less to worry about.
>>757195SOM's running this so it's safe to assume that Frieza is gonna become immortal, lose anyway and then train for 4 months like in RofF and we wont even make it to the android saga
>>757209Damn.And I wanted to meet Whis
>>757218>that picturetoo soon anon, too soon
We need to go full training mode.No more sleep, we only meditateNo more normal gravity, +2% dailyNo more eating whatever, special diet no cheat days No more reckless sex with our wife, tantric energy training or abstinence... not that we will be alive to implement any of that.
>>757312>Still neglecting your sonTruly, you are Vegeta
>>757334We can pay attention when we aren't dying.It's better then getting yamcha'd
>>757334>implying trunks wont be on the same training regiment with us.
WE BACK>>757347Nice>>757344>Shittalking the wolf
>>757968He's dead and we alive for now so we got shit talking rightsThat's how it works
>>757968So glad to make to the thread early. Let's get some dead ningens happening again. I'm excited, are you?
>>757989What the fuck?
Pain flares through your body as you hit the ground, but you barely notice it, your focus entirely occupied with the cloud of smoke billowing through the air where Yamcha had been but a moment before.He saved your life, but the dumb bastard couldn't get out of the way in time. You clench your fists, anger rising within you. Why didn't he just grab you and dodge? Why did those Ginyu cowards suddenly stop playing games? What are you going to tell Lazuli?But, as you stare up at the slowly vanishing smoke, you find your attention slowly shifting toward something else. It's an energy source, quickly rising, and it isn't Burter or Jeice. You hear a high-pitched yell, and that's when you figure out what's going on.You turn your head to see Kori, light surrounding her body as she screams in rage. Her power climbs higher and higher by the second, soon reaching a level almost as high as what Piccolo was at before."You've got to be kidding me!" Burter shouts. "Her too?!""You killed him!" Kori screams, a powerful wind accompanying her voice. "YOU KILLED HIM!""Of course we did!" Burter shouts at her. "We told you scum that you were all going to die!""YOU MONSTERS!" Kori howls, thrusting her tiny hands toward the two aliens, and unleashing a massive wave of energy.The eyes of Burter and Jeice widen to the size of saucers before they quickly scamper out of the way, taking to the air to avoid the blast, which strikes the spot upon which they had stood with a thundering crash, casting large chunks of rock off in all directions, and creating a massive crater.You raise your right arm to shield yourself from the light and debris, hanging on for dear life as the ground violently trembles beneath you.Another scream from above grabs your attention, and you look up to see Kori gathering her energy and hurling a barrage of energy balls at the two remaining members of the Ginyu Force, who scatter to avoid them.>A. Tell Kori to calm down>B. Tell Kori to keep blasting>C. Tell Kori to get up close and attack>D. Don't say anything>E. Something else
>>758031>>D. Don't say anything
>>758031>DKill them kori.Kill them all.
>>758031>E. Go to Piccolo
>>758031>E. Get angry>E. BECOME FURIOUS>E. KAIOKENFUCK THE CONSEQUENCESNO LIMITS
>>758031What would the DC be to get back a bit behind Kori so she doesn't get hit by the Solar Flare, but still making it effective against the Ginyu's for Kori to at least hit one of them, if we can even pull it off.
>>758031>D. Don't say anythingNigga I ain't gettin' in her way.
>>758031>>C. Tell Kori to get up close and attackThis is as good a chance as we're ever gonna get. Might as well make the most of it
>>758047I'll roll for helping Piccolo, what's the worst that could happen?
>>758057You really want to find out?
>>758057>what's the worst that could happen?We get turned into minced tofu is what happens.
>>758057>What is the worst that could happen.We get baked into a pie.(Regular reminder that he's dead and it's all our fault)
>>758059>>758063>When they take the baitAlso nice new ID, "SOM"
>>758038>>758037>>758045Kori's in a state of incredible rage. You aren't sure that talking to her would do much good, and really, it could mess up her concentration. For that reason, you remain silent. Kori continues to hurl blast after blast toward her foes, who desperately dance to avoid them. Jeice seems to be having some trouble, but Burter appears to be able to keep ahead of the attacks with relative ease. Kori doesn't appear to have any real strategy, she's simply lashing out in anger, which is allowing her foes to avoid destruction. Still, it's delaying them, and that's really all you can ask for at the moment."Eat this!" Burter shouts, throwing a blue ball of energy toward Kori.The blast strikes Kori in the face, throwing her back. Despite clearly being in pain, Kori resumes her attacks an instant later, forcing Burter and Jeice to continue retreating.A groan draws your attention away from the battle, and you spot Piccolo limping toward you, looking exhausted and hurt, but in much better shape than he should be, given the injuries he sustained."Where did that kid get that kind of power?" he wonders, watching as Kori continues her relentless assault. "Damn brat....she's wasting her energy.">A. Yeah, but at least she's slowing down the Ginyus>B. Ask Piccolo if he thinks he can hit one of them with a Makankosapo>C. Ask if he's alright>D. Something else
>>758133>>A. Yeah, but at least she's slowing down the Ginyus
>>758133>A. Yeah, but at least she's slowing down the Ginyus>B. Ask Piccolo if he thinks he can hit one of them with a Makankosapo
>>758133>C. Ask if he's alright>D. Sure wish i could heal that fast. My body is broken.
>>758133>>B. Ask Piccolo if he thinks he can hit one of them with a MakankosapoAlternatively he can in fact smack them with his giant green package. Also can't he turn into a fucking giant?
>>758133>>A. Yeah, but at least she's slowing down the Ginyus>>C. Ask if he's alright
>>758133>>>A. Yeah, but at least she's slowing down the Ginyus>>>D. Something elseUnlike you who only jobbed like them.>B. Ask Piccolo if he thinks he can hit one of them with a Makankosapo
>>758149>>758147Of course he's alright. He's got his healing factor going and everything.
>>758133>B. Ask Piccolo if he thinks he can hit one of them with a MakankosapoGast Carcolh Piccolo when?
>>758169A Fusion of all the Namekians from Multiverse.
>>758181Holy fuck that sounds overpowered
>>758162Namekian sage when also if we can take out their scouters a solar flare can get us the fuck out of here
>>758139>>758145"Yeah, but at least she's slowing down the Ginyus," you point out.Piccolo growls. "Where's Goku. Surely that idiot should have been here by now!"Kori continues firing off energy attacks, but you notice the pace at which she attacks is beginning to slow, just enough to be noticeable. You're running out of time. "Do you think you can hit one of them with a Makankosapo?" you ask Piccolo."Maybe, once they start attacking Kori," he tells you. "But I doubt it would have the power to do much more than piss them off. I don't have the energy to go higher than a regular Kaio-Ken, and if I even went that far, I would get one shot before I drained all my energy. The most we could hope to do is take one of them out."Kori's attacks slow further still, prompting Burter and Jeice to begin closing in.>A. Tell him to try it>B. Tell him not to bother>C. Wait....that energy, is that who you think it is?>D. Something else
>>758212>>C. Wait....that energy, is that who you think it is?
>>758212>>C. Wait....that energy, is that who you think it is?GOKU'S HERE!
>>758212>C. Wait....that energy, is that who you think it is?inb4 Timebreaker Bardock here to Timebreaker us.
>>758212>D. Something elseTry to take out one of their scouters
>>758212>C. Wait....that energy, is that who you think it is?And go get ready in order to protect Kori if it seems Goku still has some time to get here.
Watch the energy just be fucking Ginyu
>>758261That sounds about right.>>758212>A
>>758217>>758218>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxwwcAmdOcgAs you consider whether or not to let Piccolo go through with his plan, you feel a new energy rapidly approaching. It takes only a moment to figure out who it is.A smile comes to your face."Goku's here!" you tell Piccolo eagerly, hope coming over you full force.Piccolo smirks, looking up into the sky. "Late as usual."The two of you spot a light quickly descending from the sky above, dropping down and landing somewhere in the distance. Goku has finally arrived.Kori seems to sense it, too, as she snaps out of her rage and turns around, looking in the direction of her father's ship.Burter and Jeice, at first rushing to take advantage of her distraction, stop short, noticing that it's not only her looking that way."Hey, what are you idiots staring it?" Jeice asks, activating his scouter."Getting anything?" Burter inquires."Yeah...a power level of five thousand," Jeice answers, smirking. "Looks like there's one more of these losers.""Lucky for them, because there's about to be one less," Burter tells Jeice.Before anybody can stop him, Burter uppercuts Kori in the jaw, throwing her back before sending her crashing to the ground below with a powerful kick.Her energy drops fast, soon going so low that you can barely feel it.But, what you can feel is Goku, quickly getting closer. Before Burter and Jeice can even think about finishing you and the others off, your friend finally arrives on the scene, landing in front of you and Piccolo.Burter and Jeice stare down at him.>A. Tell Goku you're glad he made it>B. Ask Goku if he brought any Senzu Beans>C. Tell Goku you wish that he'd gotten here five minutes sooner>D. Something else
>>758304>>C. Tell Goku you wish that he'd gotten here five minutes sooner
>>758304>>B. Ask Goku if he brought any Senzu Beans>>C. Tell Goku you wish that he'd gotten here five minutes soonerHe's saving our ass, but he needs to stop with this "fashionably late" bullshit
>>758304>A. Tell Goku you're glad he made it>B. Ask Goku if he brought any Senzu Beans>D. Something elseHow strong have you gotten?
>>758304>D. Have you tried being on time for once?>B.
>>758304>A. Tell Goku you're glad he made it>B. Ask Goku if he brought any Senzu BeansThey got Yamcha! Those bastards!
>>758304>A. Tell Goku you're glad he made it>B. Ask Goku if he brought any Senzu Beans"Late as usual, for a second I thought you were going to miss all the "fun"
>>758304>D. Tell Goku that he killed Yamcha
>>758304>>A. Tell Goku you're glad he made itand this >>758350
>>758329>>758318"Glad you made it," you tell your friend. "I was worried that you were going to miss all the fun.""Me? Please, you know I'd never miss a good fight," Goku tells you, his tone amused. Still, you can hear a bit of tension in his voice, and he looks around, eyes locking on Kori. "Kori!"He rushes over to his daughter, kneeling by her side and retrieving what you assume to be a Senzu Bean. He puts it in her mouth, and the girl leaps back up, seeming better than ever."I hope you brought enough for everybody," you tell him."I've only got two left," Goku warns, standing up."Perfect," Piccolo tells him. "We only need two more. Yamcha didn't make it."Goku stiffens, turning toward you and the demon. "What?""They took him down just a minute ago," Piccolo explains. "Too bad you were running late.""If only you'd gotten here five minutes sooner," you lament.Goku's hands clench into fists, and he turns back toward Kori. "Who hurt you, Kori.""The blue man," the girl answers, pointing up at Burter."Is he the one that killed Yamcha?" Goku questions.Kori nods."You're going to pay for that," Goku promises, looking up at Burter.Burter and Jeice begin to laugh."You hear that, Burter?" the red one questions. "This weakling thinks he's gonna put us in our place.""Morons..." Piccolo grumbles. "You'd think they'd have learned their lesson by now.">A. Tell Goku to be careful; these guys are strong>B. Ask for a bean>C. Say nothing >D. Something else
>>758418>>B. Ask for a bean
>>758418>DAsk burtur and jeice how they want their graves decorated
>>758418>>D. Tell Goku that there's one more fighter with these and that he seems even stronger than they are.
>>758418>A. Tell Goku to be careful; these guys are strong>B. Ask for a bean"They call themselves the blue tornado and red fire, not to mention their captain is stronger than they are."Say it wrong on purpose
>>758418>D. Tell him to kill Jeice first, he's more powerful, and apparently higher-ranked
>>758418>>B. Ask for a beanBut DON'T take it just yet. Hold it in reserve
>>758418Oh and also>>758443
>>758418Hey SOM, Namekian flesh has healing properties, right? Can we ask for Piccolo's finger or a cup of his blood or something?
>>758483We can't vampire the dangalang man anon
>>758443>>758458>>758468"Be careful," you tell your friend. "These guys are strong, and their Captain is even stronger. These ones call themselves blue tornado and red fire."Burter and Jeice look down at you, mortified."It's Blue Hurricane!" Burter shouts."And Red Magma!" Jeice adds. "Those are some pretty goofy names," Goku declares, causing them to turn their anger on him."You just don't understand!" Jeice tells him angrily. "We're the one and only Ginyu Force! We're the best team of warriors in the universe!""Really?" Goku asks. "That's too bad. You two don't feel very strong to me.""WHAT?!" Burter shouts. "Do you hear this guy?!""Yeah," Jeice tells him. "Big talk coming from Mr. five thousand battle power!""Well, if you think you're so strong, then come at me," Goku challenges. "I'm ready whenever you two are.""Hold on, Goku, can I have a bean?" you ask your friend.Goku blinks, turning toward you. "Oh, yeah, hold on a second.""IDIOT!" Burter shouts, charging down and punching Goku in the cheek. Your friend isn't moved by the hit, and seems completely unharmed by it. Without even looking at Burter, he slams his elbow into the massive alien's gut, then begins fishing out a Senzu Bean as the blue creature falls to the ground.Up in the air, Jeice trembles. "Th-this is ridiculous!" he declares. "I don't know who you people are, but you're gonna be sorry for messing with the Ginyu Force!"A red aura of light surrounds him, and he takes off, retreating as fast as he can."Here you go," Goku says, flicking a bean in your direction.>A. Eat it and try going after Jeice>B. Ask why he let Jeice go>C. Ask Goku to give a bean to Piccolo>D. Something else
>>758509>B. Ask why he let Jeice go>D. Kill BurterEither as brutally as Vegeta did in canon, or more
>>758509>>A. Eat it and try going after Jeice
>>758509>>A. Eat it and try going after JeiceFuck it, we aren't going to let him get Ginyu
>>758509>D. Goku go after him you dingus>D. Check if Burter is still alive
>>758522Supporting.We need to curb Goku's autism.
>>758521>Fuck it, we aren't going to let him get GinyuHow is Goku supposed to get his zenkai and subsequent 3,000,000+ Powerlevel
>>758509>>B. Ask why he let Jeice go>D. Something elsePump Burter for information. Anything useful about their ship or plans or anything like that.
>>758519>>758545>wasting the bean now>We don't even have a healer for the Frieza fightbut why though
>>758549This anon makes a good point. Also, let Piccolo heal naturally.
>>758549>he thinks we're participating in thatanon
>>758556Who's gonna die and trigger one of the most iconic scenes in Dragon Ball history if we aren't there. I refuse to let Kori die here. We already failed Lazuli and lost a good friend in the process.
>>758549A. We're dying against Frieza no matter whatB. We stop Jeice from running to Ginyu, we get the jump on Ginyu
>>758549Because we can't use our energy right at the moment, not to mention we're basically fucked from Recoome's beating.
>>758565>we get the jump on GinyuWhich hurts us in the long run>>758570He's been there since the beginning and he's even forgiven us for those ass-whuppings we gave him. That's gotta count for something.
>>758570Yamcha has been pretty good since he helped us with Shen. >>758575But Recoome is more fucked. Would anyone care to post that photorealistic Recoome?
>>758575Kori and Piccolo can beat up Ginyu-Goku. We don't need to do anything right now besides hold the damn beans
>>758519>>758517"Why did you let him go?" you ask Goku, popping the bean in your mouth and restoring yourself to full strength."Because he's not strong enough to do anything now," Goku says. "I know you mastered the Kaio-Ken. With as strong as you've gotten, you could handle him no problem.""Well, I can't let him get back to Ginyu," you tell him, exploding into the air and quickly giving chase after Jeice.Your power seems to have increased even further, no doubt a result of the Grand Elder's gift. Still, Jeice has a sizable lead on you. If you want to catch him, you'll need to use the Kaio-Ken.>A. Use the Kaio-Ken and catch up with Jeice>B. Turn back>C. Something else
>>758588>AWe should get Goku to the grand elder if we can.Or did he die and I miss it?
>>758588>B. Turn back>C. We need to get Goku up to speed and formulate a plan
>>758588>A. Use the Kaio-Ken and catch up with JeiceI didn't want to eat the bean, but whatever. I hope that Piccolo is at least drilling Burter though.
>>758588>>B. Turn backLet's get Goku to the elder and come up with a plan like >>758597Says
>>758596I don't know if Tsuno can unlock potentials, anon.
>>758588>B, pray that Goku didn't give Piccolo a bean since Piccolo can regen
>>758606he's talking about Super Kami Guru, not Tsuno.
>>758588Whats the DC to fire two light shots to follow him and Kaio Kening him from above the sky, basically a pincer attack with him ending up focusing on the ki blasts, distracted from whats about to hit him.
>>758613Well, it's Super Kami Tsuno now, isn't it?
>>758617If we can pull off a Kaioken times 3, I say go with this.
>>758624Tsuno isn't an ass that caused the genocide of half his race and destroyed his civilization.
>wanting to split the party and get killed by Ginyu
>>758632But he is the captain now.
>>758644>Not destroying his scouter and scattering like roaches
>>758642If we get atleast 5 people going on this we stand a chance since atleast one of us is going to get above a 50.>>758644We are faster than Jiece, and Goku is faster than us. If he senses Ginyu coming he'll most likely haul ass over to us.
>>758597>>758602Deciding it's not worth the risk, you stop your chase, letting Jeice go and heading back toward the others. As you land, you find that Goku has given the last Senzu Bean to Piccolo, and that the Namekian has returned to full power. He stares at Goku with a mixture of suspicion and relief."How powerful have you become?" he questions the Saiyan. "You took down that creep with one blow."Looking over, you see Burter slumped on the ground. He's clearly in a great deal of pain, but it looks as if he'll survive.>A. Kill Burter (specify the method)>B. Leave him be>C. Tell Goku that you'd like to know how strong he's gotten as well>D. Catch Goku up on what's been happening>E. Something else
>>758679>C. Tell Goku that you'd like to know how strong he's gotten as well>D. Catch Goku up on what's been happening
>>758679>>D. Catch Goku up on what's been happening (ALSO TELL HIM HE'S A FUCKING JACKASS FOR WASTING THE LAST BEAN)>>E. Fly Burter over to the Guru's place
>>758679>>A. Kill Burter (specify the method)Snap his neck, and when Goku asks why "It was for Yamcha">D. Catch Goku up on what's been happening
>>758679D.A. MAX POWER GEYSER. (Just to try and learn it for later.)
>>758679>D. Catch Goku up on what's been happening>E. Fly Burter over to the Guru's placeHe's a prisoner now. Pump his ass for information.
>>758679>E. Interrogate Burter about Frieza and Ginyu>A. Kill Burter the same way we killed Raditz
>>758695>Pump his assThink Nail would be up for that?
>>758695>>758691>Fly Burter to Guru's palaceThat is a terrible idea
>>758679>A. Summon a energy sword and drive through his lungs and let him choke to death on his own blood.This pathetic blue ningen couldn't last a hit. Let him suffer as painfully as possible.
>>758709>>758709Nail can handle him, right?
>>758709This.What information are we even gonna get from him that we don't know already? Kill his ass already.
>>758695>>758691I know Nail is capable of handling Burter, but this still feels like a bad time in the making, like "Why did the dragon just vanish?" levels of bad time
>>758715Possibly, but Nail is kind of busy
>>758720Wait, what's Nail doi...Oh god I forgot about his fight with Frieza.
>>756517Well shit.So it's just Tofoo, Kori, and Doctor Dosage against the red magma and the blue hurricane.Tofoo is in his "My energy is the only thing holding my broken body together" state that he was in after getting rekt by Chun's lightning surprise, Doctor Dosage is pretty rekt, and Kori's about to have the shit kicked out of her.And worse of all, we now know that Doctor Dosage can reach 50 Raditzes, while we're only 40 Raditzes if we Kaioken x Rekourself, and 20 Raditzes otherwise.
>>758730Is Raditz really the unit of measurement now? Why not use Saiba's instead?
>>758729He put in an honest effort for a noble cause. Don't you dare mock him
>>758693>>758694>>758696>>758713Okay guys, how do you want to finish Burter?>A. Crush his windpipe>B. Power Geyser>C. Energy Blade through his lungs>D. Break his neck with a Bear Claw>>758743True, but his effort didn't really make it a fight. He was basically offering himself as a punching bag to buy the Earthlings some time
>>758752>A. Crush his windpipeRather not waste any Ki if it can be done easily
>>758752>>B. Power GeyserCan we get it all over everybody!?
>>758752Can we snap his neck without the Bear Claw? If so, that.
>>758752>>D. Break his neck with a Bear Claw
>>758752B. Power GeyserWe should really learn the anime version of Power Geyser at some point.https://youtu.be/zD2aKvI2XzA?t=45s
>All these ningens not wanting to take a pathetic loser out in the most brutal way possible.
>>758779Huh, I've just learned that you can't link to specfic moments in Youtube videos on 4chan. Took me long enough. I haven't really had the chance to figure that out up until now anyway.
>>758752>C. Energy Blade through his lungsHey Goku, movesponge this.
>>758775>>758770>>758764As Goku gives Piccolo the rundown on what sort of power he now possesses, you make your way toward Burter, standing over the disabled alien, and raising your right fist. You channel energy into it, and it begins to glow. With your other hand, you lift Burter off the ground, and, with a yell, you swing your right arm, striking Burter in the face with your Bear Claw technique. The force is great enough to snap his neck, and you feel his power vanish completely.The feeling of Goku's eyes upon you is there in an instant, and you turn to find your friend looking at you with surprise and a bit of anger."Why'd you do that?" he questions. "He was beaten.""For Yamcha," you answer.Goku doesn't seem to have a way of arguing with that, so he lets the subject drop."I'm sorry I wasn't here sooner," Goku tells you, lowering his head.>A. You too>B. It's not his fault>C. Fill him in on the situation>D. Something else
>>758831>>C. Fill him in on the situation
>>758831>B. It's not his fault"None of us knew that getting the balls was going to lead to something even bigger when we landed.">C. Fill him in on the situation
>>758831>C. Fill him in on the situation>D. Something else"Goku is is called an Energy Blade, learn it for it will save your life one day."
>>758831>D. Have Piccolo fill him in, keep a lookout for Ginyu and Jeice
>>758831>B. It's not his fault>C. Fill him in on the situationWell there's a guy called Ginyu, and he's strong. About as strong as 3 Jeices.And there's a guy called Frieza. In his first form, he's as strong as like 6 Ginyus. And he might have more forms.My wife (Bulma) is aliveOh noDr Briefs lab ...Lazuli's gonna kill me
>>758842*Goku this is
>>758831>>C. Fill him in on the situation>>D. We should probably figure out where the rest of the Dragon Balls are before we do anything else.
>>758844stop measuring people in people. we also don't know Frieza has any forms
>>758861>stop measuring people in people.Your waifu is 0.8 my waifus.
>>758866that depends on what material we're talking about honestly
>>758866His waifu is 0.8 of all your waifus combined? Damn this guy must have a good waifu.
>>758861Actually, you do know that Freeza can transform, Zarbon let that slip to Piccolo
>>758889He did? That man-handling we did was so fast I forgot what happened.
Reminder instead of letting Goku be all excited for a fight with Frieza, we should remind him heavily that Frieza is LITERALLY SATAN and he should take his fight with him (if he does get to fight him) completely and utterly serious since he's murdered millions if not billions of people for shits and giggles. He's also killed billions of people's Koris, Eighters, Sunoes, and Grandpas.
>>758913There's very little reasoning with Saiyan autism
>>758839>>758838"It's not your fault," you tell Goku. "None of us knew that going after the Dragonballs was going to lead to something like this."Piccolo snorts. "It figures. This was supposed to be a simple thing for me; with you two out of commission, I was going to come here, round up the balls, and make my wish. But, of course, as always, something had to get in my way, and now I'm stuck working with you two again."That does seem to happen fairly regularly. You were forced to work together against Wheelo, Garlic Junior, Raditz, and now Freeza and his men. Hopefully, when this crisis is over, you won't go back to being enemies."I'd better get you up to speed," you tell Goku.Smiling, your friend steps forward, reaching out and placing his hand on your head. "I'll take care of that, just give me a second."You feel a strange pressure in your head for just a moment, and Goku removes his hand from it, taking a step back."Things really are bad," he sums up. "But boy, you got stronger. You've been busy fighting all kinds of crazy enemies, haven't you?""Hold on," Piccolo tells him. "What did you just do?""I looked at his memories," Goku explains, looking toward Piccolo. "Honestly, I wasn't sure it would work."He then turns his attention to his daughter, ruffling her hair and giving her a smile. "You've been doing a great job out here. I'm very proud of you."Kori beams up at her father.>A. Tell Goku that he should have seen the power Kori was using before he showed up>B. Ask Goku if he thinks he can handle Freeza>C. Suggest sneaking into Freeza's ship to steal back the balls>D. Something else
>>758913Or just tell him he did what King Piccolo did to Krillin and almost did to us, but on a bigger scale and those people have no dragonballs.
>>758913>He's also killed billions of people's Koris, Eighters, Sunoes, and Grandpas.Probably thousands single-handedly, and ordered the deaths of the rest.>>758922>C. Suggest sneaking into Freeza's ship to steal back the ballsWell we still have Jeice and Captain Ginyu, in addition to Freiza.I think we've managed to handle the rest.
>>758922>C. Suggest sneaking into Freeza's ship to steal back the ballsWe still have that armour, correct? We'll have Goku, Piccolo, and Kori deal with Ginyu and Jiece while we sneak into the ship since no one knows who we are, and we are the most competent (normally).
>>758922>A.You would have been proud, she has real potential. If she could learn to control it she could be stronger than all of us.>C.We need to get the dragon balls away from Freiza, the main issues with this are the remaining Ginyu force and Freiza himself.How did Goku read/see our memories?
>>758922>A. Tell Goku that he should have seen the power Kori was using before he showed up>C. Suggest sneaking into Freeza's ship to steal back the balls>D. Ask Piccolo if he can sense Nail
>>758922>>B. Ask Goku if he thinks he can handle Freeza
>>758922>Goku's unexplained psychic powers Yay>C. We should do it with Kori, Goku and Piccolo should be enough to take (stall) Ginyu
>>758922>A. Tell Goku that he should have seen the power Kori was using before he showed up"She might become stronger than you in a few years if you start slacking off on your training.">D. Something else"By the way have you guys noticed something odd? Freeza's had the balls for some time, but for some reason the sky didn't turn dark when we were busy fighting and waiting for you to get here Goku."
>>758928>Probably thousands single-handedly, and ordered the deaths of the rest.Still billions single-handedly, I'd say. He's blown up more planets than just Vegeta.
>>758932>D. Ask Piccolo if he can sense NailThis too, onto >>758930 or we could sense ourselves, but as to not meta it is to check up on Guru's group in general.
>>758930Yamcha had the armor onThe other two you blew up
>>758943Pretty sure Burter still has his, unless Goku broke it from punching him in the gut.
>>758947We should take Burter's scouter and see where the strongest PL on the planet is.
>>758950>Not just sensing for it
>no more Senzus because Goku gave one to Piccolo>we don't know about THE POD
>>758950>He can't taste Frieza's overwhelming energy by now
>>758955Get an exact location, and can listen in on any enemy coms. Obviously we hide that we have it.
>>758947>>758950Do it,mates.>>758935You have reminded me of the Great Sayiaman Saga, if only due the fact Kori is a girl and we might have a Magical Girl.
>>758955Does sensing a power level too far above yours give you brain damage? Like if Perfect Cell or Bojack or Dabura showed up right now, would it have the same effect on our brains as power levels above 2 million have on most scouters?
>>758962>Kori is a roigh-and-tumble girl from outside the city with an uncouth attitude and a love for food>She's a redheadSo what you're saying is the Ginyu's traumatization of Kori has made her Kyoko? Bitchin.
>>758965Well seeing as we aren't tacky pieces of shit, I think we can handle high energy readings just fine.
>>758930>>758932>>758936>>758931"You should have seen the power Kori was using before you showed up," you tell your friend. "You would have been proud. She has a lot of potential. In fact, if she learns to control her power, she could become stronger than all of us."Kori smiles at you. You smirk at Goku. "In fact, give it a few years, and she'll probably pass you if you slack off on your training.""I never slack off!" Goku assures you.Chuckling at your friend, you go back to being serious. "We should try sneaking onto Freeza's ship. The Dragonballs should be there.""It seems strange that he hasn't used them, yet," Piccolo comments. "Why wait? Unless....that's it! There's a password!""So then, Freeza can't use them?" Goku asks."Yes, it makes sense," Piccolo answers. "Why else would he wait?""Great, then we can still sneak in and steal them," you suggest."Hold on," Goku tells you. "Which was is Freeza's ship?"Taking a moment to remember which direction his energy usually came from, and where the other five Dragonballs showed up on the radar, you point toward Freeza's ship."Freeza isn't even there," Goku tells you.>A. Wait, what?>B. Sense in the direction of Freeza's ship>C. Look for Freeza's energy>D. Something else
>>758980>A. Wait, what?>D. We gotta go NOW
>>758980>A.>C.Oh god for the love of ningen where us Freiza
>>758980>A. Wait, what?>C. Look for Freeza's energy
>>758980>A>CSo is super kami guru kill?A shame.
>>758965Well Roshi can sense power and he turned out fine
>>758986Fighting Nail>>758991Oh yeah, I forgot that Ressurection F happened. Because it was worse than the Baby Saga. >>758980>B. Sense in the direction of Freeza's shipCue operation wish for unlimited potential, the ressurection limitations of the Earth Dragon Balls to be lifted, and teleport a sun on top of Frieza's homeworld
>>758986"Wait, what?" you ask, stretching out with your senses in an effort to locate Freeza's energy. It isn't long before you find it, somewhere far from your current location, in the area where Tsuno's people were hiding. The Ginyu Force must have provided him with another scouter, which means the Namekians are no longer safe.Luckily, Tsuno and Nail seem to be elsewhere, so, the Dragonballs, and Namek's strongest warrior, are both safe for the moment."Listen," Goku tells you. "The Jeice guy is going to be coming back soon, probably with that other large power. Piccolo, can you stay here and back me up?"He glances over his shoulder at the Namekian. "You've learned to multiply your power several times over, right? The red guy should be no problem for you."Piccolo smirks. "Maybe not, and I think I owe him some payback."Goku nods, then looks at you. "Once they show up, take Kori and go find the Dragonballs, sound good?">A. Alright>B. No, you want to fight Jeice>C. No way, Ginyu's too strong for Goku to fight alone>D. Something else
>>759008>Cue operation wish for unlimited potential"ETERNAL DRAGON, GIVE ME INFINITE GAINS!">and teleport a sun on top of Frieza's homeworldReplace with a wish for Som to let us wish for magic powers. So we can teach them to Kori.
>>759029>>D. I'll go, but I'm not bringing Kori. She's safer here with youTrust me guys. If Goku's still Goku, Kori should be there.
>>759029>A.Damn we're gonna come back to Ginyu Goku, I hate fighting evil Goku's
>>759043We haven't even fought Turles yet man.
Can we make a wish to delete all the data Frieza's organization has on the Earth's location and then wish everyone who isn't Frieza to Earth?Admittedly, it's pussying out to the highest degree, but can you just imagine the look on Frieza's face?
>>759050We fought a mind controlled Goku which resulted in our first death. Next is Ginyu Goku, then Turles and if we get to Super, Black.
>>759067Wait we died already? How'd things go in Otherworld?
>>759029>>AWe should probably send Kori to go ask Tsuno what the password is.We can probably destroy Frieza's ship once we get the Dragonballs, right? We saved our ship, Piccolo's should still be safe, Goku still has his own.Can we wish for Piccolo to have immortality as long as he's not being evil or a dick?
>>759033>>759042>>759043"Alright," you tell your friend. "Once they get here, I'll take Kori to get the Dragonballs."Goku nods."Get ready," Piccolo warns. "Here they come!">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, you guys. I hope you all had fun.Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I'll stick around for a little while
>>759061The only downside is that the Namekians might not like abandoning their home if they can help it.
>>759081Thanks as always for running Som.So is our Goku a match for canon Goku? Or is he a bit stronger to make up for the lack of Kaioken?
>>759074We ran snake way but didn't make it the entire way
What's our Power Level?
>>759081Thanks for running Som, I know Goku doesn't like killing but it's necessary if we didn't Burter would have come back later.>>759074King Yemma talked to us gave us the choice of going to Heaven or seeing King Kai then we ran like an excited child past him to snake way, we made it 1/4 of the way there and we were revived.
>>759087Yes>>759090Fuck power levels>>759093True, true
>>759093>>759088We didn't even pass a million miles before we got wished back? How old were we?
>>759098This was before Garlic jr even got his wish for immortality and before we even asked Bulma on a date, it was basically six months or so after the tournament where Goku and Piccolo were suppose to have their fight.
>>759098I can't remember but it was just after the 3rd world tournament. We were wished back in a crisis situation the person who mind controlled Goku was collecting the dragon balls and Goku was moping the floor with our friends. We beat him with team work but then we were ambushed by Tao and Piccolo
>>759095Whats Bulma doing?
>>759103>>759106Holy fuck. I'm surprised we didn't die again. Som you are fucking cruel.
>>759116Also when we came to in that cryo coffin we stepped out of it and had our first kiss with Bulma before running into danger
>>759126So the gods were on our side I see
>>759115Tinkering>>759126Ah, memories>>759116Yes, yes I am
>>759133It was a hype thread Som, and that pastebin you wrote was also hype.
>>759133What are reasons plan "pussy out" as outlined in >>759061 fail besides Tofoo still having some pride and dignity somehow?
>>759137Thanks, anon>>759144Freeza will still find a way to find Earth. He has contacts outside of his organization, and surely Cooler knows of the planet
>>759152>Freeza will still find a way to find Earth. He has contacts outside of his organization, and surely Cooler knows of the planetIs there some kind of wish we could make to fuck up Freeza and the rest of the PTO if they're coming to earth? Like striking a deal with Babidi or accelerating the construction of the Androids, or waking up Beerus?
>>759166You're gonna take your golden dicking and you're gonna like it
>>759166>>759172And also your robo dicking
>>759166Awaken the potential of every human.All of them.
>>759614Kaguya go to bed
Wish for skills on the micJust a few of words before you have to leaveHeres the best advice you could ever receiveNever trust a scouter all they do is deceiveI've got powers you kaioken-not believe
>>759666No Satan. We are not turning this into Dragon Ball 8 mile. Broly would never go for a rap battle anyways
>>759689>this face when zeno decrees rap battles are the new martial arts for ten years>tfw strongest fighter in the universe
>>759166All of those are horrible ideas
>>759137What pastebin, did som actually write smut?
>>760204No, basically we revived and all our friends were unconscious except for Yamcha and Krillin then we fought and incapacitated Goku. The pastebin was from our friends perspective of getting that last Dragon Ball to revive us to stop Goku, while they fought RRA remnants and Goku.
>>760550The fight after the pastebin happens in threads 85 and 86>>760577I was just about to post it
>>760821>In this thread we die again!
>>760821I've been waiting for this all day
>>760821Let's do this shit
>>760821when we black
>>760831>>760833>>760834>>760836It isn't long before you feel the energies approaching. Just as you all predicted, Jeice has gone and gotten Ginyu, and the two remaining Members of the Ginyu Force are returning, intent on avenging their comrades by wiping out you and your friends."Alright, as soon as they get here, Piccolo and I will keep them busy," Goku tells you and Kori. "You need to get to Freeza's ship as fast as you can, and find the Dragonballs. Tofoo, you still have the radar, right?"Nodding, you produce the device, which has miraculously survived the recent combat. You doubt Bulma would be happy if she had to repair that thing again."Dad, I don't want to leave," Kori tells her father, sounding fearful.Goku gives her a reassuring smile. "I'll be fine, trust me. I've gotten just about as strong as a person can possibly get. Just go with Tofoo, and I'll be along soon.""Get ready," Piccolo warns, eyes on the sky. "Here they come!"The two warriors come into view, Ginyu taking the lead as Jeice follows close behind. The two of them land not far ahead of your friends, with Ginyu looking quite irritated, and Jeice looking a lot more confident than he did before."This is them, Captain," Jeice explains as Ginyu activates his scouter."Hmm....Namekian at 11,000....kid at 25,000....the comedian's at 28,000...and the one with the ridiculous hair's at 5,000.""I know, it doesn't make any sense," Jeice tells Ginyu. "But they seem able to pull crazy power out of nowhere!""You nitwit," Ginyu criticizes. "You had no idea what kind of fighters you were dealing with, did you?"He studies Goku carefully. "That one in the orange, he's a rare breed of fighter. I can tell from a glance that he's holding tremendous power in reserve, only bringing it out at the precise moment when he needs it. As for the others, it seems they have the ability to conceal their true power as well.""Yeah," Jeice confirms. "The wise-guy took out Recoome, and the Namek and the girl almost took me and Burter down.""And the dead one took out Guldo," Ginyu finishes. "No wonder they were able to beat Zarbon and Dodoria."Jeice nods. "They're good, that's for sure."Ginyu smirks. "Well, it's no problem. Because now, they're going to face Captain Ginyu himself!"A grin comes to Jeice's face, and Goku steps forward, Piccolo close behind.>A. Take Kori and head for the ship>B. Go find Bulma>C. Stick around and watch>D. Something else
>>760914>>A. Take Kori and head for the ship
>>760914>A. Take Kori and head for the ship
>>760914>>A. Take Kori and head for the shipI'm gonna assume that Piccolo isn't a raging retard and knows what to do.
>>760934Yeah, Piccolo can handle Jeice alone with little trouble
>>760914>AWhy would we want to do anything but go to the ship? why would we leave a child on their own?
>>760914>A.I wish we could stay, Ginyu is glorious I would love to see him pose
>>760937It's not Jeice I'm worried about. It's "Goku" that might cause problems.
>>760926>>760930"Let's go!" you tell Kori, taking to the sky and shooting off toward Freeza's ship. The girl follows at once, and the two of you move as fast as you can, hoping to leave the battle behind. However, you feel a surge of energy behind you, and turn around to see Jeice firing a red ball of light up at the two of you. Before it even gets half way to you, Goku appears in front of it, swatting it away and glaring down at the "Red Magma" of the Ginyu Force."This fight's with me," Goku tells him sternly. "Leave them out of this.""Trust me, you should really focus on the two of us," Piccolo tells Jeice. "We're the ones that are going to kill you."Just before you get out of earshot, you hear Ginyu laugh, remarking at the confidence of the two warriors from Earth.With the help of the Dragon Radar, it does not take long at all to reach Freeza's ship, but you quickly see that it won't be quite as simple as just picking up the Dragonballs.Freeza has left men behind to watch over them, it seems, and the balls themselves could be anywhere on or around the ship.>A. Rain energy blasts down on the soldiers and take them out>B. Blast the ship>C. Land and confront the guards>D. Something else
>>760977>>A. Rain energy blasts down on the soldiers and take them outFUCK EM UP
>>760977>CGotta normalize killing for Kori so she isn't a pussy like gohan was but there could be healing tanks in there
>>760977>C. Land and confront the guards
>>760977>>761022Fuck>C. Land and confront the guards
>>761022Hopefully being unlucky enough to forget to pick a choice means that you'll have good rolls to compensate!
>>761041>He thinks that matters>When in reality none of my rolls have mattered
>>761048it does matter youve become a meme
>>760994>>760997A surprise attack with energy blasts would likely take them all out in short order, but it would also run the risk of damaging the Dragonballs, if they're onboard the ship. Besides, maybe these men know where the balls are hidden. There's no real risk to confronting them directly, as they by and large seem to be less than twice as strong as Raditz, with the odd one out running a power only slightly greater than Nappa's. You descend from the sky, landing not far from where most of the soldiers are gathered. Kori lands beside you, and it only takes a moment for one of the men to notice you."Hey, who the hell are you?" the guard who spots you shouts, sliding down from the roof of the ship and rushing over.He's incredibly weak, and armed with one of those blasters, which tells you that he probably can't manipulate his energy well.More of the soldiers come running over, most armed with blasters as well, but a few apparently able to use their ki properly.Blasters are aimed at you and Kori, and the man who first spotted you begins shouting."I asked you a question!" he roars in your face. "Who the hell are you?!">A. Crush his blaster>B. Break his neck>C. Ask where the Dragonballs are>D. Something else
>>761075>>B. Break his neck>>761068That's not true, that's impossible
>>761075>>B. Break his neck>>D. Take his scouterI forget if we have one already
>>761075>D. Didn't the messenger I sent arrive? I'm Lord Frieza's new elite soldier, and I'd let me pass if I were you.
>>761087I'm going with this.Also tell them you sent your armour and various other equipment ahead, but some cretin must have got to the shipment.
>>761106They can just ping Frieza with their scouters you know
Why so many votes to break his neck, did we turn into Vegeta? A murder hobo
>>761109Scouters ruin all the fun...>>761075>C.
>>761112You pretty much are turning into Vegeta at this point, but with better intentions.
>>761112>did we turn into Vegeta?yes
>>761119>>761126Well at least we aren't perpetually butt hurt.
>>761140We're about to perpetually butthurt come Super Saiyan.
>>761142There is no reason to be, we just need to train harder than ever before. But also spend time with our son
>>761142Simple, our wife is a SCIENTIST, she just needs to help us develop more HILARIOUSLY BROKEN and effective Ki attacks.Time for hitting things with extremely fast protons, enriched by Ki.[/spoilers]
>>761083>>761082Moving with speed that none of the men in front of you can keep track of, you break the soldier's neck with a single punch, the sound of bone snapping driving everyone else to silence as the lifeless body of the guard in front of you falls to the ground.The others stare at you in stunned silence."Where are the Dragonballs?" you demand, eyes roaming over the remaining guards, who look at you with fearful eyes. "Call Lord Freeza, quickly!" one of the soldiers shouts fearfully. "Forget it!" an alligator-looking alien barks, aiming his blaster at you. "I'll take care of this!"He fires.>A. Hold out a hand and stop it>B. Deflect the blast into the air>C. Deflect the blast back at him>D. Kill all of the soldiers>E. Something else
>>761148Exactly. If we can actually keep up and not be a dead-beat dad, everything should be fine.
>>761151>D. Kill all of the soldiers
>>761151>D. Kill all of the soldiersI mean, it's not like we want them to contact Frieza.
>>761151>D. Kill all of the soldiersCan we crush his blast shot in our hand? Just extend our hand and stop the blast and just crush it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw
>>761151>E. Kaioken and go after ALL of their scouters.
>>761151>>D. Kill all of the soldiersMILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
>>761151>D.Changing my vote, can't have them call Freezy pop
>>761166You could, yeah
>>761179Crush it, crush it like the hopes and dreams Freeza's about to do to us later on.
D, unless enough people somehow back >>761167 into being a tiebreaker because I like that idea to
>>761161>>761163>>761166Calmly raising your right hand, you catch the blast, crushing it into nothingness as you clench your hand into a fist. The soldier gasps, eyes going wide as he takes a nervous step back.Turning your hand over, you unclench your fist, holding your palm up toward the sky and creating a ball of light. As the terrified soldier backs away, you lightly throw it his way, striking him and causing his body to disintegrate as the attack detonates. Some of the soldiers turn, beginning to flee, but others raise their blasters and begin to fire. You rush forward, weaving through the blasts and taking them down one by one. You crush the first soldier's chest with a knee-strike, then collapse another's windpipe with a strong punch. As the others flee, you simply fire a blast of energy their way, destroying them all in a flash of light.The ones that hadn't fled, knowing that they're as good as dead, ready themselves, then leap at you, only for you to obliterate them all in seconds with a burst of energy.Broken bodies and smoldering mounds of ash surround you, and Kori looks at you with surprise, and an expression that tells you she doesn't like what you just did.>A. Tell her that it had to be done>B. You sense more coming, destroy them!>C. Tell Kori to take care of the next group>D. Something else
>>761249>>A. Tell her that it had to be done>>D. Don't tell your dad about this
>>761249>A. Tell her that it had to be done>C. Tell Kori to take care of the next group
>>761249>A.>B.>D. Send Kori to search the ship while we keep them busy
>>761266Backing.Eventually were going to have to go Goku I'm already a Demon..
>>761249>>C. Tell Kori to take care of the next groupHad Tofoo killed his first man at her age or was he like 6-8?
>>76127912. We stabbed a bear-bandit in the throat with Yamcha's sword.
>>761279You were like, 12
>>761278*we're>>761285>>761282-and that guy was literally going to eat us.
>>761249>A. Tell her that it had to be done>B. You sense more coming, destroy them!
>>761289-after we had just swam across the ocean with a 60-pound cannon ball strapped to our back.
>>761297-after being ditched by Roshi and the others since we made Launch breakfast.
>>761300Changing to>A. Tell her that it had to be done>B. You sense more coming, destroy them!
These fucking ads man
>>761309>>761266"It had to be done," you tell Kori. "There's more coming, go search the ship while I deal with them."Kori nods, and yelling feels your ears. You look over to spot more soldiers streaming from the ship, roaring as they rush toward you, hoping to overwhelm you with their numbers. As they come running, however, something else grabs your attention. You feel a massive energy just vanish altogether. Sensing in the direction in which Goku and Piccolo are battling the Ginyu Force, you soon figure out that the one who has been dealt with is Jeice.That just leaves Ginyu.But, you need to focus on your current enemies, and as Freeza's men come charging toward you, you gather some energy, letting them get closer before you unleash a powerful blast that deals with them all.All but one, that is.A single creature in the battle armor of Freeza's organization remains safely in the air, staring down at you with fear. He has purple skin, an ovular head that reminds you of an octopus, and a look of terror on his face."W-wait!" he shouts. "Please don't kill me!">A. Kill him>B. Order him to tell you where the Dragonballs are>C. Something else
>>761350>>C. Something elseDestroy his scouter
>>761350>C. Something elseBlow up the scouter>B. Order him to tell you where the Dragonballs are
>>761350>C. Something elseBlow up the scouter>B. Order him to tell you where the Dragonballs areBest course of action
>>761350>B. Order him to tell you where the Dragonballs are>C. Destroy his Scouter, and legit promise not to kill him as long as he doesn't try not to do anything funny.
>>761350>C. Blow up his scouter>B. Order him to tell you where the Dragonballs are
>>761365>Wanting to tech Kori that your word is worth nothing
>>761381I wasn't kidding.
>>761360>>761364Raising your right hand, you point up at the alien, who cringes and prepares himself for you to finish him off. However, you simply fire a small beam of light that strikes his scouter and destroys it."Tell me where the Dragonballs are," you instruct.The alien lowers his arms, staring down at you with shock, and trembling with terror."B-but, if I tell you that, Lord Freeza will kill me," he stammers.>A. And you'll kill him if he doesn't tell you>B. Freeza doesn't have to know that he told you>C. Kill him>D. Something else
>>761396>B. Freeza doesn't have to know that he told you
>>761396>B.>D."Frieza's probably just going to kill you anyway for failing to protect the ship."
The way I see it, I wouldn't be surprised if Frieza killed every non-Ginyu soldier that involved was with this whole mess just so he won't have any reminders of it afterward. So Appule or whoever this is can take his chances with an invader who's willing to spare his life if he co-operates, or gamble risking Frieza's wrath by merely existing and being non-essential.
>>761414Jock Strap Incident.
>>761404>>761408"Freeza doesn't have to know that you told me," you tell the alien, who stares down at the ground, thinking over his options.You feel Ginyu's power take a noticeable drop, and figure that Goku and Piccolo are wrapping things up rather nicely, there. If this alien tells you where the balls are hidden, you can finally end all of this."Alright, alright," the alien sighs, pointing at the ground. "We buried them there.""Kori!" you shout to the girl, approaching the spot where the alien's pointing.Sure enough, the ground looks to have been disturbed recently.>A. Kill the alien>B. Keep your word, let the alien live
>>761443>B. Keep your word, let the alien live
>>761443>B. Oh no, he's going to change
>>761443>>A. Kill the alien
>>761443>>C. Ask if he wants to leave with us once this is over.I want an alien bro
>>761443>B. Keep your word, let the alien live"By the way, this is Freeza's ship is there anything of note to know about?"
>>761443>B. Keep your word, let the alien liveBlind him with Solar Flare as we leave though so he can't tell where we went.
>>761443>>B. Keep your word, let the alien liveAcquire party member
>>761450>>761464True to your word, you leave the alien alive. Kori comes running outside, and the two of you begin digging for the balls. After a few minutes, you have recovered all seven and brought them above ground."It won't do you any good," the alien tells you, his voice still fearful. "They won't work without some kind of password. Lord Freeza already tried."Well, that explains Freeza's absence. It gives you a pretty good idea of why he's pursuing Namekians now as well. The only question is, how are you going to make the balls work? The alien does have a point."This is Freeza's ship, right?" you ask the alien, who nods nervously. "Anything you can tell us about it?""Well, it's built to transport a large number of people," he explains. "It's also stocked with two healing tanks, and a large amount of replacement battle armor.">A. Ask him to show you the healing tanks>B. Ask him to show you the armor>C. Tell him that he may want to hide; you sense a large power coming>D. Something else
>>761490>A. Ask him to show you the healing tanks
>>761490>>A. Ask him to show you the healing tanks>>C. Tell him that he may want to hide; you sense a large power coming>>D. Ask what his name is.
>>761490>A. Ask him to show you the healing tanks>B. Ask him to show you the armorWhat are Slug and Turles up to, SOM? Fuckin' up the timelines?
>>761498Nah, no xenoverse shenanigans yet
Is Tsuno or his Namekian Warrior Bodyguard coming to help us summon the dragon right now or... No?
>>761506Nail's kind of getting his shit wrecked, and Tsuno's village friend went to try and back him up
>>761506Piccolo can speak Namekian, remember?
>>761490This >>761496But I don't want to take him to capsule corp or train him to be our first disciple
>>761509>went to try and back him upSo how dead is he?
>>761511He doesn't know how to work the shaft though
>>761504What does the Supreme Loli of Time think of Tofoo? She must have seen some of his antics. How about the regular Kai?
>>761515As dead as Yamcha>>761517Classy>>761518Tofoo's timeline is one of an infinite number. To which Tofoo are you referring?
>>761512Well I just want to bring him back to Earth. What he does from there is his own business as long as he doesn't cause trouble. I kinda feel bad for the guy, ya know?
>>761509Ginyu squad ships are nearby right? Can we put him in the pod and launch him out of here, but break what ever the communication devices it has first.
>>761522The Tofoo that is the MC
>>761524Oh yeah. We can just steal their attack balls if worse comes to worse.
>>761522>one of an infinite number.Except there are clearly five, the same as the number of Time Rings. But yes, Present Tofoo. Not Future Tofoo, or Cell Timeline Tofoo, or Unseen Timeline Tofoo, or Goku Black Timeline Zamasu.>>761509>Nail's kind of getting his shit wrecked, and Tsuno's village friend went to try and back him up>Giving Piccolo a further fusion boost
>>761541You don't actually think he was talking about this timeline, do you?
>>761548>or Goku Black Timeline ZamasuWe stopped being Ningens?
Man I want Kori to be a great fighter, I want her to learn our techniques and Piccolos
>>761581Well, she enjoys fighting, just not killing, so it can happen
>>761580I suppose I just predicted that Zamasu will steal Tofoo's body instead of Goku's and kills Bulma and Camisole. Totally wasn't a mistake, only ningen make those.
>>761583At least she's less of a disappointment than Trunks
>>761581I want her to be a great fighter too. She's gonna need to be.
>>761583>just not killingLooks like we have to train her up while Trunks is still too young. Can Bulma or Dr. Briefs at least make a gravity chamber bassinet?
>>761583She doesn't have to if she doesn't want to. She can leave that to us.
>>761496>>761501"Can you show me where the healing tanks are?" you ask the alien.He nods, making his way toward the ship and asking both you and Kori to follow. The two of you do so, and he leads you inside. The layout of the inside if fairly basic, with a large room in the center surrounded by a hallway that stretches around the entire ship. The entrances to various rooms are scattered throughout the hallway, everything from bedrooms, to showers and bathrooms, to what you assume is Freeza's room, and a large room with a pair of monitors and two large tanks."These are the healing tanks," the alien explains, gesturing to them. "The one on the left is the newer model, but even the older one can fix a person up in about an hour.""Wow, that's amazing!" Kori says, approaching one of the tanks and pressing her face against the glass."What's your name?" you ask the alien."Appule," he answers. "You might want to hide," you warn him. "There's a large power heading this way.""What?" Appule asks fearfully, looking around. "How can you tell?""We can sense it," Kori says, turning away from the tank with a frown on her face.You frown as well when you realize who's coming.Ginyu.>A. Go outside and wait for him>B. Hide in the ship>C. Something else
>>761490>DDc to steal the ship? Freeza may be fast, but he isnt ftl fast. This thing could easily ark the remaining namekians and prevent freeza from balling it up.Wont save our sorry asses... but it would be nice
>>761618>>B. Hide in the ship
>>761618>A.I'm about to be triggered
>>761618>B. Hide in the ship
>>761618>>C. Ask Appule if he knows how to operate the healing tanks>>A. Go outside and wait for him
>>761618>A>CAsk if Appule can operate the healing tanks, and tell him not to run off. We should make Appule our disciple
>>761618>A>CHave appule move the ship, have kori guard him to make sure he doesn't yknow inevitably betray us.
>>761618So how many Raditz's is Appule?
>>761663Agreed. A little hyperbolic time chamber, weights, increased gravity, genetically altered bears to spar with.Fucker will be glorious.
>>761677I'd rather have a Cell Junior as a disciple.
>>761685... fine, but its dozens of hyper bears then. At once.
>>761685Fuck off, DRALO. >>761686So about 4,300? That's not awful for a PTO member.
>>761699This guy would have wrecked our shit sideways half a year ago.
>>761642>>761634"Do you know how to operate the healing tanks?" you ask Appule."Of course I do," he answers. "Then stay here," you instruct. "Kori, let's go deal with this."The girl nods, and the two of you leave Appule in the medical bay, stepping outside and waiting by the Dragonballs as the power grows closer and closer.Soon, you spot the approaching individual, and your fears are confirmed; Ginyu is the one you sensed.He lands a short distance away from yourself and Kori, clutching some sort of wound in his chest and glaring at the two of you."So, what are you doing there, friends?" he asks, taking a step forward.In the distance, you believe that you can feel both Piccolo and Goku approaching, though much slower than you would expect. "Digging up Lord Freeza's Dragonballs," Ginyu observes. "Sneaky little runts, aren't you? Hard to believe that a bunch of fools like you were able to cause so much trouble. But, it stops here!"He removes his hand from his chest, making a V over his head with his arms, and lifting his left leg, putting the bottom of that foot on his right knee."Captain Ginyu is here! And I'm going to show you why I'm Lord Freeza's most trusted servant!">A. Ask what happened to him>B. Ask what happened to Goku and Piccolo>C. Try and figure out how much power he has left>D. Kaio-Ken>E. Something else
>>761792>>B. Ask what happened to Goku and Piccolo
>>761792>>B. Ask what happened to Goku and Piccolo>>C. Try and figure out how much power he has leftWait...Goku didn't get hit by the change beam?
>>761792>copy pose, B, A, C
>>761812>In the distance, you believe that you can feel both Piccolo and Goku approaching, though much slower than you would expect. Either he did or his fight with Ginyu was a bit harder since he probably only trained the kaioken to x3.
>>761812Goku and Piccolo are in the other's body.
>>761812Well....Things got a bit complicated
>>761792>B. Ask what happened to Goku and Piccolo>C. Try and figure out how much power he has leftI thought for sure Ginyu would have changed with one of them, he really is Freizas top servant of he came this way just to stop us from getting the dragon balls
>>761827.... goku is in piccolos body while piccolo is in gokus.How does goku feel about the dangalang?
>>761792>A. Ask what happened to him>B. Ask what happened to Goku and Piccolo>C. Try and figure out how much power he has left>E. Do his pose where he spins around
>>761792>A>B>C>D>ESuplex him into unconscious
Anyone else secretly hope that Kori chimps out on Ginyu hard enough that he body switches her, and we have loli Ginyu for the rest of the Quest?
>>761873... filthy ningen
>>761873I'd be so fucking mad if that happened. Kori has already had a hard enough time here.
>>761878I'm not saying Loli Zamasu wouldn't be better.
>>761834>>761812>>761807"What happened to Goku and Piccolo?" you ask the wounded alien."Your friends have been dealt with," Ginyu tells you, a pained smirk coming to his face. "They put up more of a fight than I was expecting, but they won't be a problem anymore."He seems confident of that, but you can still sense their energies slowly approaching. Evidently, so can Kori, as she doesn't fly into a rage. You take a moment to see how much strength your foe has left, and you discover that he still has quite a bit of it, but nowhere near as much as he did before.You'd put his power above Jeice, but at such a level that you could, with your new power, probably match it by making use of the Kaio-Ken. "That just leaves you two runts to deal with," Ginyu declares. Kori's hands clench into fists, and you feel her power beginning to surge.>A. Kaio-Ken and charge (52)>B. Kaio-Ken and Bear Shout (47)>C. Charge (90)>D. Kaio-Ken and defend>E. Something else
>>761885>A. Kaio-Ken and charge (52)
>>761885>D. Kaio-Ken and defend
>>761885>Dodon Ray scouter, then charge with afterimage and German Suplex with Kaio-Ken
>>761885What level of Kaioken do we need to beat him?DC to Kaioken Bear Claw through his torso?
>>761885>A. Kaio-Ken and charge (52)That mad man, damn you Ginyu
>>761896>>761897Why would you kaioken and defend? We'd be standing there while our body is slowly getting fucked up, that's a terrible idea.
>>761901A normal Kaio-Ken would be your best bet
>>761908>changung to support>>761899
>>761901We can't kill him, we need him to fix Goku and Piccolo. Then I suggest we use the frog method
>>761923IC we don't know about his ability to change body's
>>761923Pretty sure a wish could fix that. However Piccolo might not want to go back to his body with the whole tied to kami's life force issue.
>>761899>>761920I'm also with him.
>>761923Tofoo doesn't know that. >>761917If we did use Times Five or Six, how quickly would Frieza's spooge heal us?
>>761923Yeah got to agree with>>761929Something is weird, but honestly we are more likely to fuck ginyu up so he doesnt have a chance ti hurt kori.We know whats going on, tofoo doesnt
>>761938I don't think you want to find out
>>761953You're just trying to make us paranoid. DC to go Kaioken Times Ten and turn Ginyu into a puddle of goo?
>>761938I atill want bulma to reverse engineer regen bracers or similar from those tanks.I shudder to think what shes done with the blasters.
>>76196390Don't do it
>>761980>Don't do itWhy'd you give him the DC then?
>>761988Because you can do it, it's just really fucking stupid of you to do it
>>761963Double digit kaioken is a desperation move we are reserving so freeza can transform and render it moot.Respect the fucking narrative
>>761999Fair enough mister maximum trips
>>761980>>761999Like I'm going to listen to you, reverse-Satan. Let's do it, everyone vote for Kaioken Times Ten to liquify Ginyu.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>762012
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>762012Fuck
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>762012
>>762017>>762019>>762020Pussies, we could have gooified him.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>762012
>>762026I didn't even want to roll for this, I wanted to get Goku that sweet 30X Zenkai boost all nice and proper
>>762030>>762024what are you even doing?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>762012