>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaFreeza>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCn_q04qBk
First for Suplexes.
>>785788Cubs broke the streak yesterday. Things are looking up for bear themed individuals
Oh shit we're back!
Earthbending time! 5th for Lantana is best waifu
>>785809Shit taste ahoy
>>785801I wish he stayed smug instead of becoming comic relief and getting impressed every time something happened
>>785816>being this wrong
You help the badly wounded Goku through the halls of Freeza's damaged ship. The smell of smoke assails your nostrils, telling you that part of the ship is either currently on fire, or that it was a short time ago. Kori walks ahead of you, while Piccolo trails behind. He's already conjured new clothes for himself out of thin air, and his injuries seem to be healing nicely. You count your blessings that he hasn't taken the chance to try and kill you, especially after your little boast about being stronger than he."What in the world happened out there?!" a voice demands from up ahead.Your group stops as Appule comes around the corner, freezing as he sees the wounded Goku and a scowling Piccolo. You had the forethought to warn the newcomers about your new ally, so Appule is fortunately not blasted into pieces."The Ginyu Force," Piccolo tells him. "But, they've all been dealt with."Appule's eyes widen in shock. "You can't be serious! You really killed the Ginyu Force?!">A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working>B. Yes, and Freeza's next>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies>D. Something else
>>785820Mauya exists SuplexAnon. How could I be wrong?
>>785824>>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still workingAnd tell Appule that he's pretty
>>785824>A, and ask about supplies
>>785830Don't lewd the apple
>>785824>>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies
>>785824>A. Yes, but as he can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing pods still working>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about suppliesI want that armor
>>785824>C. Yes, but there's still Freeza to deal with. Ask about supplies
>>785839You ever get that feeling of immediate regret when you see a quick piece you irredeemably fuck up on? I know I do.
>>785788Posting daily dose.>>785824>A>C
>>785849>daily doseIs it time already?
>>785851Like it ever isn't.This quest is basically like a patient constantly switching doctors.And we're getting doses from all of them.Wonder what majin dose is like.
>Piccolo stands no chance against 2nd form as he wont fuse with NailOn the flipside, no Nail-fused Piccolo with Kaio-Ken.
>>785818I never thought I'd say I found Supreme Kai likeable. But as a smug dick, he was more likeable than Beerus.
Reminder that we can just wish namek and everyone on it (except frieza and those working for him) into a suitable orbit around a suitable star system far, far away, or preferably as close to earth as possible.Frieza can breathe in space, but he can't eat and he can't teleport, so he'll starve to death or otherwise just float there until someone manages to pinpoint him.Everyone else will die almost right away.
>>785858Don't the password and I doubt Guru told Piccolo it either. So we might have to go find Nail
>>785860But then Appule is fucked
>>785860>Porunga is stronger than Vegeta after he was revived on Namek
>>785861We should just tell Piccolo to go find Nail while get the dragon balls
>>785863Appule no longer works for him.
>>785863I haven't finished reading through this and the end of the last thread, so i don't know why we care about appule yet, but you could just include him specifically in the wish.>>785865they can't be moved forcefully if they're more powerful than porunga, that's why you're moving the planet and everyone who's willing (except frieza and his forces) instead.
>>785865So that would mean at the peak of his creator's strength they had a powerlevel of at least a million or so.>>785870I don't know if Porunga would need to see a letter of resignation or not at this point, but you're probably right
>>785872We care about him because he's an alien who isn't an asshole. He's not even particularly nice either, he's just reasonable and a little down on his luck at the moment
>>785836>>785849>>785839"Yes," you tell him. "But, as you can see, it wasn't easy. Are the healing tanks still working?"Appule sighs. "Well, one is. The other one got hit pretty badly in the blast that hit this ship. I could possibly repair it, but it would take hours. The older healing tank is still in working order, and it looks like your friend needs to be put in it as soon as possible."Goku chuckles weakly. "Yeah, that sounds good."The alien leads you and the others down the hallway and toward the medical wing, where you can see that one of the healing tanks has indeed been damaged rather badly. Appule approaches the remaining tank, opening it before helping Goku inside and hooking him up to a mask and various wires."It shouldn't take more than an hour for him to recover," Appule explains, stepping back as liquid begins to fill the tank. "Even the older models work pretty fast.""He's not going to drown in there, is he?" Kori asks nervously."No, he'll be fine," Appule explains. "Good, in an hour he'll be stronger than ever before," Piccolo says.The alien looks at him in confusion. "This machine heals injuries; it doesn't increase power."Piccolo smirks. "Maybe not, but Goku's Saiyan biology does."Appule steps back nervously. "S-Saiyan?"Piccolo nods, but before the conversation can progress, you cut in. "Appule, we still have to deal with Freeza," you tell the alien. "Do you have any supplies?""Nothing that will help you handle Lord Freeza," he answers honestly. "But there is some spare battle armor if you're interested.">A. You handled the Ginyu Force; you can handle Freeza>B. Armor sounds good>C. Well, you know Goku will want to fight Freeza, so you need to be ready>D. Something else
>>785897>>B. Armor sounds good>>D. Got any without the goofy shoulder things?
>>785897>B, C, suggest he find somewhere to hide
>>785897>D. Did Frieza call anyone besides the Ginyu Force? Is anyone else strong likely to show up?
>>785897>B. Armor sounds good"So did Guru tell you anything about how the dragonballs work when you were talking with him?"
>>785900>>785910Shoulder pads a best, hip ones too, but not the ones with three or four at the waist.
>>785915Add this to >>785906 and ask about Frieza's family
>>785924Shoulder pads a shit.Simplicity is key.
>>785924Personally I don't care much for the looks but Vegeta's Namek armor was the old style PTO armor.
>>785897>>A. You handled the Ginyu Force; you can handle FreezaNot trying to brag about it, but no matter how pretty they were, they received their daily dose and got killed, and you guys hadn't even received the full effect of the potential unlock. Also, I wonder how SSJ will be handled. I for one would prefer if it doesn't exists and the villains have their power toned down or reduce how much of a buff it is, because once SSJ starts rolling on, Tofoo and friends will become only good to deal with minor antagonists and leave the final boss of the current arc to the super saiyans unless they get super modes or find a way to offset the crippling side effects of kaioken so it can be a buff as good as SSJ
>>785944We must devour the Kais to gain their God Ki.
>>785944We are never going to make Kaioken as good as SSJ. The most anybody ever got Kaioken to go to was X20 while SSJ gives like a X50 power boost.We can still be relevant. We just gotta find things that make powerlevels not matter, like the spirit bomb, the mafuba, etc...
SOM, did you get the idea of friendly Appule from Xenoverse 2?
>>785906>>785900"Armor sounds good," you tell him. "Do you have any without the goofy shoulders?""Well....let's see what we have in your size," Appule says, leading you to a storage area.The only armor in your size is what Appule describes as an older model, which is, in fact, free of the goofy shoulders. You put it on, thanking Appule for his help.The feeling of another power approaching grabs your attention, and you take a moment to figure out who it is. Fortunately for you, it isn't Freeza, you can still sense him someplace far off. It's a Namekian, and a very important one at that."Tsuno," Piccolo announces, making his way out of the ship.>A. Go with him>B. Let Piccolo handle this; stay where you are>C. Something else
>>785983>A. Go with himinb4 Appule calls the Sauza Squad or whatever that band of homos is called
>>785983>B. Let Piccolo handle this; stay where you are>C. Go see how Kori is doing
>>785983>A. Go with him>C. Thank appule for his help, praise him for not being stupid enough to attack us
>>785983>>A. Go with himI don't trust the doc enough to leave him to do all the diplomacy rolls given his penalty for still being a dick.>>785962Yeah, the spirit bomb could work if only because Tofoo is famous for being a representant of the capsule corp and winning several tournaments, surely he would get much more support for spirit bomb purpose than goku could, and he could get even more support for the Buu arc if he styles on Satan and become the famous figher of this world
>>785983>>A. Go with him>>785992They only answer to Cooler?
>>786003We are going to fuck up Satan for sure. We can at least claim to be the strongest human being unlike him
>>786006Oh yeah. Is there a worse movie villain than Cooler that isn't Broly though? I struggle to think of one.
>>786012Yeah. Considering Tofoo was furious enough with Yajirobe for bragging about being his master, I bet Tofoo wouldn't like it at all if Satan brags about doing something he didn't do like defeating Cell or winning tournaments he won fair and square in his free time.
>>786014Probably Dr. Lychee and Hatchiyak
>>786025 meant for>>786014
>>786023We should enter the next World Martial Arts Tournament just to nip Satan's bullshit in the bud desu
>>786029Does that even count as a movie? If it does, then yeah, probably. What Hatchiyak is is cool though, the cyborg Tuffle revenge machine or whatever. >>786025I put Android 13 above Cooler, and his racist sidekicks above the gay er Ginyu Force.
>>785944Basically get stronger in order for body to actually be able to handle that large boost of power, otherwise it's going to expand. Case in point Goku's kaioken x3 that he had pull outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQu2s80vWLg
>>786048I count base form Android 13 and Super Android 13 as seperate characters as they could not be more different. One has personality and one-liners, the other has dick punches.
>>786054That's a DB Movie, if we counted those then Bio-Broly isn't even the worst movie villain.
>>785992>>785999Deciding that letting Piccolo handle whatever Tsuno came to discuss by himself might not be the best idea, you leave Appule for the moment, but not for thanking him again for his assistance, and telling him that you're glad he wasn't stupid enough to attack you.Going outside, you find that Tsuno has already landed, with Piccolo approaching to meet him."My friends," Tsuno greets. "There isn't much time. The one called Freeza will be here soon. Nail will be unable to keep him distracted for much longer.""We have the Dragonballs," Piccolo tells him. "So let's make some wishes and get it over with.""It is not so simple," Tsuno tells him gravely. "I have seen this Freeza; even the power of the Dragonballs will be unable to defeat him. But Piccolo, you may be able to stand against him."The younger Namekian stares at him in shock. "Me?"Tsuno nods. "Go to Nail. If he yet lives, he will know of what I speak. Together, you can unlock the power necessary to defeat Freeza.""Why didn't you mention this sooner?!" Piccolo growls, clenching an angry fist."You must understand, what I am suggesting is forbidden among our people," Tsuno explains to him. "Only now, knowing just how great the threat we face is, can I abide by it."Piccolo actually looks more angry. "If it wasn't for your damn rules, we could have ended this days ago! I'll go find Nail, but once I have this power, I might have to give some thought to testing it on you!"With that, Piccolo explodes into the sky, taking off.Tsuno watches him go, a worried expression on his face. "That one holds more power than he realizes. But the darkness in his heart weighs him down.">A. He's a lot better than he used to be>B. Ask just how bad Freeza is>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish>D. Something else
>>786085>>A. He's a lot better than he used to be>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
>>786085>>A. He's a lot better than he used to be>>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
>>786085>A. He's a lot better than he used to be>D. "I have an idea..." (wish planet namek + good guys elsewhere)
>>786085>A. He's a lot better than he used to be>B. Ask just how bad Freeza is>C. Tell Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish
so...what are we gonna wish for?
>>786085>A, CDo we know about King Kai yet?
>>786102Bringing back Yamcha first so we don't turn out a liar and just sweep his death under the Namek rug.
>>786102Wish our self into staying relevant
>>786102That Lazuli never finds out Yamcha died.
>>786104He's the one who told us how to do the Kaioken in the first place after Piccolo rocked us with it.
>>786102It's simple, we take namek and push it somewhere else.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubePTrs2VJcLeave frieza and anyone else behind in the void of space with no transport and no clue where namek went.
>>786102The limitations on the Earth Dragon Balls to be removed.
>>786111Then we have a call to make.>>786115This is a good idea. Make it so that Shenron can revive people multiple times, and multiple still.
>>786104Yes, Bulma got mad at him for not calming Piccolo down and just teaching him to get stronger, and then even more madder when she thought he said he couldn't teach us kaio ken.
>>786123The fact that we married somebody who talks shit to deities is the best part of this entire quest
>>786131Until Zamasu cucks us.
>>786132I will fight, fuse, and fuck Zamasu into submission if he touches Bulma
>>786132>Zamasu>ever mingling with filthy ningen
>>786138SOM would so it. Just to fuck with us.
>>786093>>786094"He's a lot better than he used to be," you assure Tsuno."Yes, I imagine so," the old Namekian says, watching as Piccolo disappear. "For a being of pure evil, the darkness in him is so little. Still, it's enough to make him dangerous. I pray that I am not making a terrible mistake in offering him this kind of power."Kori looks up into the sky. "He'll help us."The two of you look at her, surprised by the certainty in her voice. She doesn't seem to notice the attention, just watching Piccolo leave.You change the subject, telling Tsuno that you're ready to make your wish. He nods, his expression grim. "Let's take the balls and move them someplace else. Summoning the Dragon could damage the ship if we're too close."And so, the three of you begin to gather up the Dragonballs, with you holding two under your arms, and a third between your legs, and the others grabbing two each. Travelling a short distance away, you set the balls in a circle, taking a step back."Once I summon the Dragon, we will have to make all of our wishes," Tsuno explains. "The balls will scatter when he is dismissed, whether he has granted his wishes or not.">A. You're ready>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?>C. Something else
>>786153>>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>>786153>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?>C. The dragon can speak english, right?
>>786153>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?>C. Why does everyone else speak English, but the Dragon doesn't?
>>786153>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?>C. Can we burn multiple wishes to make something more difficult happen?
>>786153>A. You're ready>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?
>>786153>B. Wait, wishes? As in, more than one?>C what else can they do?
>>786153>C HEY KING KAI! Who should we bring back?
>>786213>not "Hey King Kai, can you get Kami on the line?"
>>786164"Wait, more wishes?" you ask. "As in, more than one?"Tsuno nods. "The Dragon of Dreams will grant three wishes within his power. I need only to summon him and make the wishes in the Namekian tongue."You give him a look of confusion. "Why doesn't he understand our language? Everyone else on this planet does.""It was a way of ensuring that wicked outsiders would be unable to abuse its power," Tsuno explains. "Now, are you ready?"You nod, and Tsuno begins speaking in Namekian. None of it really makes sense to you, but he puts a lot of emphasis on the word "Porunga".The balls glow, and a colossal ray of golden light shoots from them, climbing into the sky, which darkens for the first time since you've arrived on this world. Winding around, the light begins to take a on a solid shape. The gold turns to green, and you find yourself staring up at the Namekian Dragon.His lower body is serpentine, like Shenron, but his upper body is far more humanoid, and incredibly muscular. He stares down at your group, and speaks in the same language as Tsuno."What is your first wish?" the old Namekian asks.>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster>E. Something else
>>786249>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones
>>786249>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the livingYeah, i'm not fucking Shen since he did help us
>>786249>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disasterIf B doesn't work, then>E. Give me limitless potential
>>786260Shen's not that evil anymore. Besides, if we use this one, Nappa comes back
>>786249>C, B, D
>not doing C first
>>786249changing to>>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones>>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once>>E. Give me limitless potential
>>786249>B. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living, except for the really evil ones>C. Remove the limit on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once>E. Give me limitless potential
>>786258>>786264"For our first wish, we want to return those killed by the Saiyans, Freeza, and their minions to the world of the living," you tell Tsuno. "Except for the really evil ones."Tsuno nods at you, relaying the information to Porunga, who tells him something in return. Tsuno looks back at you apologetically."Porunga says that he can only bring one person back per wish," Tsuno explains.>A. Bring back Yamcha>B. Krillin>C. Ox King>D. Shen>E. Roshi>F. Chaozu>G. Tenshinhan>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed>I. Something else
Looks like I made it back in time for some wishes, oh boy. I can't wait for a pissed off Freiza
>>786301>HSo we can bring back everyone.
>>786301>>I. Hold up a sec, I gotta talk to someone (try and contact King Kai)
>>786301>H.I think this would work best and we can use the earth dragonballs for the wish we wanted to just make
>>786301>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removedIf it doesn't work then>A. Bring back Yamcha
>>786249Wouldn't B bring back like, a shitload of people and planets? Because if it does, fuck me that's alot of shit.>A. Return those killed by Freeza, the Saiyans, and their minions to the world of the living>D. Restore Namek to the way it was before the great disaster>E. Make me, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, Bulma, Chichi, Lazuli, and goku's wife half sayian
>>786301>H. Wish for the limits on the Earth Dragonballs, which prevent them from reviving people more than once, to be removed
>>786301>H, then contact King Kai with, Please hurry King Kai, we don't want this to dragon."
>>786320Porunga is such a bro compared to Shenron. Why does Shenron rush people making wishes anyway? It's not like he has things to do.
>>786323My guess is either to intimidate or snap the person out of the awe of staring at a dragon that came out of seven balls.
>>786330That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks senpai.
>>786308>>786312"Tsuno, can Porunga remove the limits on the Earth Dragonballs that keeps them from reviving people more than once?" you ask.The Namekian looks at you in shock, but promises to ask, turning and conversing with the Dragon in the Namekian tongue. Porunga's eyes glow red, and he says something that you assume to be along the lines of "your wish is granted"."It's done," Tsuno says, turning toward you. "What would you like to wish for next?">A. Wish someone back (specify)>B. Wish that Kami and Piccolo were no longer bound to the same life force>C. Ask for your full power to be unleashed>D. Something else
>>786323Because, he was made by Kami so he took after his creator.
>>786340>>C. Ask for your full power to be unleashed
>>786340>>D. Give me limitless potential
>>786340>B.What exactly does C mean? I'm voting for B though, don't want to lose the balls after upgrading them
>>786340>D. Give me limitless potential.
>>786340>D. Give myself and my family and friends limitless potential.
>>786340>A. Wish someone back (specify)Yamcha, because that is more in line what Tofoo would do>>786346Basically speeds up the power boost Guru did to us and completes it. Which won't be much since we are probably close to finishing it.
>>786343So you have to get to know Shenron before he's good to you?>>786340>D. Give me limitless potential>>786346It means the SOM is cucking us out of more power.
>>786340>>786344>D. Give me limitless potential.Changing my answer to this
>>786346You do realize that might actually fuck up the dragonballs by ineadvertantly killing Kami. I'm pretty sure the only reason he's still alive is because he's been piggy-backing on Piccolo's eternal youth
>>786359That's ttue, I'm just worried about Piccolo. Once he gets his "new power" he is probably going straight to Freiza and that worries me
>>786363>implying frieza isn't about to one shot Tsuno right now
>>786366>Frieza goes to shoot TsunoWait! There's still one wish left!>Use it to make Tsuno immortal
>>786366Freiza will be royally pissed once he finds out about this whole situation
>>786340>AIf king kai contacts us go with his suggestionsOtherwise revive tenshinhan or krilin
>>786340Now hold on guys, hear me out.We have two wishes left.We can use them both to wish the earth (frieza knows where it is) and namek into the same solar system somewhere a billion lightyears away from freiza around a suitable star.By doing so we completely bypass the frieza fight.Then we're just left with cell.
>>786345>>786347"Next, give me limitless potential!" you tell Tsuno.He looks at you strangely, but makes the wish to Porunga, who says something back to him. With a sigh, Tsuno turns back to you."He says that wish is beyond his power," Tsuno explains. "He says that your potential is already so great that he can't increase it. However, he did say that he could help you unlock a part of it.">A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good>B. Wish someone back (specify)>C. Ask that Piccolo and Kami no longer be bound by the same life force>D. Something else
>>786387>>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds goodI guess this was to be expected.
>>786340The problem with unlocking the dragon balls is you only get one wish, and it takes a week at least to get to namek.Returning namek to pre cataclysm namek would make a spirit bomb much stronger. Presuming goku learned it from king kai...
>>786387>D. Wish for it to be impossible for Frieza, or anyone loyal to him to harm Tofoo
>>786387>D. Make me, my friends, and my family half sayians.
>>786387>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds good
>>786387>D. Make me and my friends immortal>D. Wish our planets far away in another galaxy>D. Wish for frieza to no longer be evil>D. Wish for a saiyan body>D. For fuck's sake, use this wish to do something really useful
>>786392>>786395Also supporting, specifically.
>>786391It cant affect anyone stronge tsuno without permission>>786392Probably has the same problem as ginyus body swap, lowered power while you adjust. Is now thr best tine?
>>786387>A. Like, another boost from Guru? That sounds goodFuck it, might as well take a shot at being useful.
>>786390you do realize Goku drew energy from at least the entire solar system, not just Namek
>>786387>A.I wish Bulma was here, she's good with wishes
>>786400Lolno.Our physiology might change, but it's still our body.Same height, same strength, same everything.Except our genes.>>786401You want a shot at being useful?Make everyone half-saiyan.
>>786387>B. Wish someone back (specify)Yamcha, not to mention its more in line what Tofoo would do before wishing for power, as well as the fact we promised Lazuli of him coming back.
>>786387>>786392Changing to this
>>786408>>786392Not going to happen, since those wish types were vetoed a long time ago.
>>786403>>786388A reminder that being half-saiyan means we (and the others) can go super saiyan, which is much better than a 10-15% increase in power.>>786410We can bring yamcha back later, when we're not facing frieza.
>>786400>It cant affect anyone stronge tsuno without permissionThey can literally make us immortal, why is limited invulnerability off the table?
>>786410That doesn't really stop yamcha from getting insta-gib by frieza does it?
>>786417changing to>>786392I'm sorry, but Humanity Fuck Yeah might be on hold for a while
>>786421>intentionally doing thisWe're going to die, and then we're going to be an irrelevant human for the rest of the quest just because we can't do saiyan bullshit transformations.Good job turning us into krillin instead of giving EVERYONE saiyan bullshit transformations so that they can stay a part of the story.
>>786417I changed to making us saiyans, being useless fucking sucks
>>786417HUMANITY FOR LIFE
>Everyone wants to be a filthy monkeyKai Tofoo is starting to sound pretty good desu
>>786421>>786394>>786388>>786425>>786422>>786411>>786392"I want for Porunga to make me, my friends, and my family half-Saiyan," you tell Tsuno.Kori and Tsuno both look at you like you're insane."You want to do what?" Tsuno asks. "Why do you want to be half-Saiyan?" Kori asks.>A. The Saiyans always get stronger>B. Humans are weak>C. On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea; your wife might kill you for changing her species, and might be weirded out if you suddenly have a tail>D. Actually, just give you that power boost>E. Something else
>>786417Make me, my friends, and my family have the sayian ability to grow stronger after every confrontation.
>>786435>>E. Saiyan genetics are bullshit>>E. Everyone except my wife I guess
>>786435>D. Actually, just give you that power boostPls no dirty monkey
>>786435>C>DMonkey lovers get out
>>786436That should fix the whole "wtf i have a tail now! Tofou you asshole!"
>>786435>A. The Saiyans always get stronger>B. Humans are weak"Every time a saiyan almost dies, they get a massive boost in power. I've been running myself ragged keeping up with goku this whole time, and if i had the same ability, i couldn't tell you how many times i'd have gotten a boost from it. Not just me, but everyone. We've all come close to death more times than i can count.And saiyans? They're just naturally strong anyways."
>>786435>D.Nonononono please don't do this
>>786435>C. On second thought, maybe that's not a good idea; your wife might kill you for changing her species, and might be weirded out if you suddenly have a tailMonkey lovers REEEEEEEJust give us the Power of the Saiyans instead. Like Black, or Cell.
>>786444>Like Black, or Cell.both of whom that have FUCKING SAIYAN GENES
>>786442Fucking this. This is the logic I was working on.
>>786442This basically sums up how I feel about the matter.I'll switch to this.
>>786447Yeah, but Cell isn't a Saiyan. He's mostly Piccolo and Frieza. Don't call The Supreme God a filthy monkey you fucking ningen.
>>786435>D. Actually, just give you that power boost
>>786451Shut your pie hole, murderer. Can't even win a rigged fight.
>>786439>>786437Seriously, if we make all of our friends and family saiyans, they'll be able to stand by our side for the rest of the quest instead of fading into obscurity and uselessness, even if we don't.I liked the feeling this quest had back during dragonball when people were on roughly even terms, and i don't want to end up with the same couple people doing all the fighting and having all the interactions for the rest of the quest.I haven't enjoyed the DBZ segment nearly as much so far because it's been just that, a constant struggle to power up with no adventure inbetween.Everyone just gets killed when they're human.Let them fight.
>>786456You've now reminded me of how Super is just the advert for superior Saiyan genetics.
>>786456Making Bulma a Half-Saiyan will only make her less smart. It's a scientific fact that having Saiyan Genes makes you a dumbass. Gohan was only intelligent because Chi-Chi is a great mother. >>786462Except Frieza got to God Level in four months and Goku could only fight Hit using a suicide move.
Just imagine that if Bulma becomes a half sayian, we can train her up and have some literally earth shaking sex.
>>786468If nothing else, this is the only reason anyone needs to make this wish.
>>786466Frieza got god-level in 4 months because Toei just wanted to bring Frieza back and couldn't actually think of a good explanation for him being relevant again. You are kinda right about Hit though.also>Chi-Chi>great mother
>>786435>A. The Saiyans always get stronger>B. Humans are weak
>>786470>>786468I hope that she leaves us for this.
>>786473She's retarded.All the smarts in the world don't mean shit when you're fucking dead.
>>786452>>786444>>786439"On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea," you admit. "My wife might kill me for changing her species, and might be weirded out if I suddenly grow a tail. Give me that power boost."Tsuno nods, turning to Porunga and making the wish. The Dragon's eyes glow red, and you feel a sudden surge of energy, power unlike anything you've ever experienced in your life. Your strength must have increased tenfold, perhaps even more. With this kind of strength, someone like Captain Ginyu would be nothing compared to you, and with the power of the Kaio-Ken on your side, even Freeza might have reason to be afraid. And if this is only a small part of your potential, imagine how strong you can become. Forget Saiyan genetics, your own power is incredible."There's one wish remaining," Tsuno tells you as you admire your new power. "Make it count.">A. Revive someone (specify)>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force>C. Something else
... SOM has repeatedly said that this is a human quest.Just because dbz has shit writing doesnt mean this quest has to follow tge same only sauyans matter route.In this quest a human is the main fucking character. Ergo humans will remain relevant.Look at yamcha. Relevant till the end and ge would have continued had we not cock blocked him.
>>786479>>C. Try and contact King KaiWE NEED TO TALK TO HIM NOW
>>786435>C>DBecause doing this seems kind of like a trap anyway. Besides, I do wanna see just how strong he can become without a cheat code.
>>786479>Contact King Kai and ask about our friends trainingSo we can pick one to bring back
>>786480I suppose. I figure it should be fine if we can make significant gains
>>786479>C. Create three soulless Namekians as strong as you can to have Piccolo fuse with
>>786479Welp. What a waste. Ten times 0 is still 0.I'll see you fags in the morning.
>>786466And bulma is still smarter than him. And she would be a half sayian just like him. And sayians had scientists, but their brains were put to battlefield tech instead of all around like Bulma. She would not be a dumb bunny.
>>786480Not to mention it's beyond fucking OC for Tofoo to make a wish that changes everyone's biological structure without their damn consent and meta reasons of later events, which IC we have no fucking idea about.
>>786479>Forget Saiyan geneticsYeah sure fag>>786479>>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force
>>786492You make a good point. After all, Goku's father was a mediocre warrior, but an brilliant scientist. Except that's wrong.
>>786479>ATenshinhanHe knows the containment wave.And tribeam
>>786479>CContact king kai.>>786490Maybe we can ask Shenron to make just us a half Saiyan for those mad gainz.>>786497Can't wait for tofoo to see ssj god.
>>786479>B. Wish for Kami and Piccolo to no longer be bound to the same life-force
>>786502>He knows the containment wave.which is useless without a paper talisman and a container
>>786504>Can't wait for tofoo to see ssj god.This is when we try to bogard some godly ki
>>786507Piccolo knows the talisman and can clothes beam up a container. >>786504>Maybe we can ask Shenron to make just us a half Saiyan for those mad gainz.Can we just ask for Saiyan potential? Or the ability to stop time, or for a bunch of clones and potara earrings? Something that doesn't turn us into a filthy ape.
>>786507What? Namekians dont fucking write or hold liquids? They are a space-faring race. Worst case grab something from bulma
>>786489>>786483>>786486"King Kai, can you hear me?" you shout up the the sky. "Please answer quickly, we don't have time for this whole thing to be dragon on."Laughter in your mind tells you that King Kai has heard your message."Yes, I'm here," he tells you. "I read you loud and clear. What's up?">A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza>B. Ask how things are on his world>C. Something else
>>786514Well fuck me then>>786515>They were a space faring race.FTFYBut yeah, they probably do have all the shit
>>786520>>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza
>>786520>A. Ask who you should wish back to help battle Freeza>B. Ask if there's anyone else in Otherworld who he thinks would help us against Frieza
>>786520>B. Ask how things are on his world>C. Can you teleport somebody to Namek?
>>786511>Bogarding godly kiHopefully.I'd rather we don't fade into irrelevancy.>>786514>Filthy apeThe same apes that will probably save our ass from a majority of heavy hitters.At least until we try to charisma whis into teaching us by bribing him with earth food.>>786520>A>B
Wait, why don't we wish Goku healed? He should be plenty strong enough to beat Frieza before he transforms.
>>786520>A>B>CAny useful ideas or techniques we could use? His power STILL feels terrifying.
>>786534Because five minutes have already passed and Freeza's more than likely about to death beam someone right now.
>>786531And if we were on Frieza's side he would help us. We should just become an Android when Kori or Trunks or whoever comes back to warn us, three years is enough time for Bulma to roboticize us.
>>786523My hope is for freeza to be sealed into one of those ridiculously spiky namekian containers... only to realize later its a portable toiletNoone but a namekian could ever tell
>>786543Can androids even increase their power outside of tech upgrades?And would we even be able to get god ki?
>>786522>>786525"How are things on your world?" you ask King Kai."Just fine," he tells you. "Your friends are progressing quite well in their training. If not for that wish you just made, most of them would be stronger than you right about now."You hear him laugh with further amusement."So, which one should I wish back to help battle Freeza?" you ask."Well, the only one who died on Namek is Yamcha," King Kai points out. "Anyone else you brought back would just be revived on Earth.">A. Revive Yamcha>B. Revive someone else>C. Something else
>>786557>A. Revive Yamcha
>>786557>>C. You're a god. Can't you just teleport one of them here when we wish them back to life?
>>786557>C. Something elseAsk if there's something that could help you beat Frieza among your current party.
>>786557Cant the earth dragon balls wish them to namek?Or the earth dragon balls could wish them toblife and the namekian dragon balls wish them to namekGet kami on the line
>>786557>A. Revive Yamcha and watch him get insta-gibbed by frieza
>>786557>AIt's the least we could do after what happened during the Ginyu Force.
>>786557>C. Wish to heal Goku
>Wish for something that Kami would be able to do later>Wish for a shitty power-up instead of becoming Saiyan which will give us more benefits in the long term>Revive a jobberWhat utter wastes of wishes
>>786573>Wish for a shitty power-up instead of becoming Saiyan which will give us more benefits in the long termYour forgetting about 'muh human pride'I wonder if SOM would make shit harder if we become half Saiyan.
>>786557>C. Wish for immortality
>>786573Combo attacks are much more powerful, look at the purple comet or combining kamehamehas.Having our friends around could be very useful
>>786581Wait thisIf we're immortal does that mean we can job long enough for Goku to heal up?
>>786581Well then Kori is gonna have to die for Super Saiyan
>>786557>C contact kami
So why are we wishing Yamcha back? He's just gonna die again.
>>786602I'm switching to immortality to improve our jobbing ability
>>786591Wouldn't it be less painful just to wish for Goku to be healed? Wishing for immortality just sort of fucks with the tension.
>>786581>>786591>>786612>Wishing for inmortality is okay but wishing to become a Saiyan is not
We cannot wish for immorality.We can wish for our revived friends to be transported to namek instantly.
>>786612Gotta think of the long haul.This will help us job ALL the fights.>>786614I wanted us to become saiyans but others were like"REEEEEEE FILTHY MONKEYS"
>>786614I was arguing against immortality, monkey-lover.Also, stay salty.
>>786619We most certainly can wish for immortality
>>786581switching to this
>>786614Immortality doesn't forcibly change everyone's biologies. Also, it would help us survive Frieza, and the ultra-powerful Androids to follow.
>>786629Why didn't we just wish for just us to become a Saiyan and stack that with immortality?We could have been a Super Saiyan Jobber
>>786625Tsuon will get halfway through the wish when freeza takes him out.Speaking from meta, Som will not hand us the i win forever wish.
>>786629>Also, it would help us survive Frieza, and the ultra-powerful Androids to follow.You know what also would help with that? Becoming a Saiyan.Mind you, I don't particularly care about becoming a Saiyan, this is Human Quest after all, I'm just pointing the exceeding hypocrite of complaining about Saiyans being broken and all that jazz but do a 180 and somehow think that becoming immortal is not broken or even more broken.>B-But we'd still be shitter weak humansYeah, shitter weak human who can't die so you'll simply outlast everyone by not-dying while spamming kienzan until one finally hits. Where's the fun in that?
Remember when we were fighting shape shifting pig-men to save villages and shit?
>>786631Because if we can't die, then why do we have to be a Saiyan? It's why Future Zamasu is immortal and not Goku Black.
>>786565>>786558"Return Yamcha to the world of the living," you tell Tsuno. "Make that our final wish!"Nodding, the Namekian turns toward Porguna, beginning to speak to the Dragon. When he's about halfway through his sentence, a beam of light strikes his body, and you shield your eyes as the energy detonates, scorching his body and killing him altogether.Turning, and looking upward, you spot a short, pink and white-skinned creature standing atop a rock formation, finger pointed at the spot where Tsuno had stood moments before."I apologize for the interruption," the creature states in a voice that's almost sickeningly polite. "But I'm afraid I couldn't allow you to waste the final wish returning some insect to the living world."He smiles. "No, it's time for my own wish to be fulfilled.">A. Ask him who he is>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done>C. Something else
>>786647>C. You do realize now that he's dead the dragon balls won't work right?
>>786643>shape shifting pig-menbot ringing a bell
>>786647>>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's doneWe better be able to keep up with his first form
>>786643I miss those days. >>786641I wasn't complaining that being a Saiyan is broken, I would have gone for Saiyan Power, but not Saiyan biology. >>786647*slow clap*Always taking the most rail-roading options :^)
>>786647>C. Now no one gets a wish, good job.
>>786647Based Frieza.>A. Ask him who he is>B. Ask him if he has any idea what he's done>C. Something elseGood job. Now that he's dead you won't get a wish either.>>786652>I would have gone for Saiyan Power, but not Saiyan biology. Then what's the fucking difference?Oh, let's become a Saiyan in everything but name. Big whoop. We are still totally pure ningen and not filthy monkeys.
>>786647Shit shit shit>A.I don't think we should tell him what just happened
>>786647>C so your freeza? Prettier than i expected.>BThere goes your wishesAlso, called it
>>786663We can't call him pretty till final form
>>786667Google is literally at your fingertips
>>786660>what's the fucking differenceWithout their biology we don't have any of their race's fatal flaws.
>>786673>fatal flawslike what?
>>786673>we don't have any of their race's fatal flaws.Such as?
>>786675>>786678Being addicted to fighting, not taking social cues, doing stupid things in the name of a good fight.
>>786685Those are symptoms of their culture, not their genetics.
>>786675>>786678-10 to survive genocide.Doesnt come up often, but when it does, whoo boy!
>>786671Why is that pig dressed like a commie?
>>786685Meanwhile U6 Saiyans are the universe Superheroes.Goku and Vegeta are special cases of battle junkies and muh saiyan pride.
>>786692You gotta be kidding me. That's Oolong. He's been there since the beginning of Dragon Ball. As for why he's wearing that...I don't know and I don't think it was ever explained. It also make his escapades before Goku met him seem a little more devious.
>>786697Oolong the shapeshifting pervert that got cucked basically when he kidnapped women right?( Forgive me if I'm slightly off on his back story)
>>786690>>786695Then why do Cell and Goku Black have the same attitudes despite only being genetically Saiyan. Goten, Trunks, and Gotenks are the same way as well.
>>786697I was making a joke about how we haven't seen Oolong in a while
>>786701Wasn't gohan a wimp as a kid?He only seemed to be gung ho for fighting when he was pissed af.
>>786701>Cell Muh perfectionHe's literally made from Vegeta and Goku. Why is it surprising he takes after them? He takes after everyone else he's made from too.>BlackSince when has Black has been a battle junkie? He's nothing but ningens reeee.>Goten, Trunks, and Gotenks are the same way as well.Literally kids who don't know any better.Goten fights because it's fun and playtime for him, specially alongside Goten.Trunks is a little shit because he was raised by Vegeta.
>>786701>CellHe was made to be the perfect being. His arrogance is more common than anything.>BlackZamasu being a fucking spaz>GotenRaised by Goku>TrunksRaised by Vegeta>Gotenksreally nigga?Meanwhile you just forget about Gohan who's settled down and never really seemed to enjoy fighting in the same capacity as any other Saiyan despite having saiyan genes
>>786711>specially alongside Trunks>>786707Gohan literally never fought because he wanted, he always fought because he was needed and he was finally not needed anymore he settled down and fulfilled his dream of becoming a fucking nerd.
>>786713>GotenRaised by GokuNigga what?
>>786707Gohan is a special case. Probably because he's the only Half-Saiyan born to a non-Super Saiyan father. Or maybe it's just the way Chi-Chi raised him compared to the way she raised Goten. >>786711Black is literally constantly beating off to fighting, Zamasu talks about "muh ningens" more than Black who talks about "muh power"
>>786650>>786660>>786664>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG2a0LG1Zmo"Do you have any idea what you've just done?" you ask the alien.The power emanating from this being is unreal, and you've felt it many times before. It's been a shadow over Namek for as long as you've been here, and now you're finally looking upon the one who cast it.Freeza."The same thing I'm going to do to you momentarily," Freeza tells you, a smile on his lips. "But, since you've gone to all of the trouble of summoning the Dragon for me, I suppose I can let you live just long enough to see me become immor-"He stops, his eyes going wide with horror and his jaw dropping.Turning around, you watch as Porunga seems to melt away before your very eyes, vanishing from sight, and from this world as the Dragonballs turn into white rocks.Tsuno is dead, and Porunga died with him.Looking back up at the rock formation, you see Freeza staring back down with a look of pure fury."Damn it....." he growls, stammering with anger. "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!"A powerful wind blows down from the rock, and you find yourself being pushed back, shielding your eyes as Freeza's power manifests.But, just as quickly as the wind comes, it stops, and you look up to see Freeza staring down at you with a smirk on his face, and a murderous gleam in his eyes."I can scarcely believe it," he tells you, his voice calm and polite once again. "The efforts of insignificant worms from a backwater world have dashed my hopes of eternal life and youth. And what has become of the Ginyu Force, I wonder?"His eyes begin to roam the landscape. "Did you really do away with them all?"Not waiting for an answer, he lifts off the rock, slowly descending toward the ground."Sadly, my friends, I'm afraid that this won't do at all," he tells you as he lands. "Indulge me, you've all said your goodbye's, yes?"Kori, trembling, begins to step back from Freeza, who takes a single step forward before stopping."I suppose this must be a frustrating situation for you," Freeza reflects. "To have the Dragonballs rendered useless mere moments before you could complete your wish. Quite a pill to swallow, wouldn't you say?"He chuckles. "Of course, even moreso for myself. In fact, in all of my years, I've never been so angry as I am now."He takes another step forward, scowling. "How incredibly irritating not to have seen the writing on the wall!"He clenches one hand into a fist, his scowl growing more ugly. "Now, you'll pay! YOU VILE, FILTH-SUCKING MAGGOTS! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED MY PATH! NOW, PREPARE YOURSELVES TO EMBRACE OBLIVION!"Kori yelps and dives for cover.>A. Tell Freeza to do his worst, but if he thinks this is going to be easy, he is dead wrong>B. Tell Freeza that he shouldn't get so cocky; you Earthlings are full of surprises>C. Ready yourself for battle>D. Something else
>>786713>>Goten>Raised by GokuGoku was literally dead.
>>786716Oh...well fuck me for forgetting about Goten's backstory. I guess his disposition towards fighting must come from hanging out with Trunks all the time
>>786715Yea I'm pretty sure he got ripped on by someone because 'lel you relaxed during peace and didn't have training autism'>>786719I think it's cause she didn't curb his autism that he inherited from Goku>>786718>C
>>786718>>D. Bite me you pint-size freakFuck it. Can't get much worse at this point.
>>786718>D. Whip it out and tell him to suck itAt this point, fuck it, Kori's hiding, and Tsuno and Porunga are gone
>>786718>A. Tell Freeza to do his worst, but if he thinks this is going to be easy, he is dead wrong>C. Ready yourself for battle
>>786715>fulfilled his dream of becoming a fucking nerd.A nerd who goes on to turn humanity into martial artists with his books about Ki. This is after he fucks his beautiful wife and has a kick-ass daughter.
>>786737>Whip it outIn front of Kori?
>>786740>a kick-ass daughter.Meh
>>786745Well I liked her at the end of Z. She was cute and shit
>>786743She's hiding from him, besides, Frieza is a FAG.
>>786743It's not like she isn't used to dicks being whipped out at her face.
>>786718>CWell we're stronger than Ginyu and we know the kaioken. I'd say we should have a pretty good time up until maybe third or final form, but we'll buy plenty of time for Piccolo to return and Goku to heal. Piccolo's gonna be OP as fuck with Nail absorbed AND the kaioken.
>>786761>Nail absorbed AND the kaiokenhe should actually be able to hold off third form then
>>786727>>786725>>786739Not saying a word, you put one foot back, dropping into a combat stance and readying yourself for whatever Freeza throws your way."You really intend to stand and fight?" Freeza asks curiously. "Could it be that you don't know whom you're opposing? I suppose that is to be expected of one from a worthless planet like yours. Allow me to show you how vastly terrifying I can be.">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, anons. I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running this or Earthbender QuestAs always, I will stick around for a little while
>>786766inb4 Nottfs rolls a 100 on another Ki Sword/Destructo Disk and vertically bifurcates Frieza, fucking the whole story afterwards because no Super Saiyan.
>>786769We shall see what happens
>>786768Fucking hell Som needs to proof-read his posts
>>786766Did we lose points with Kori because of people voting for dumb wishes that didn't make sense for Tofoo to make in the first place since he never had any thoughts about them before?
>>786766how big is the power gap right now? I'm curious as to the circumference Tofoo's asshole is gonna be blown out to.
>>786766Thanks for running Som, I pray Freiza doesn't pound us into dust immediately.
>>786766>>786772As well as if the write in for Goku and Piccolo vs Jeice and Ginyu is possible.
>>786766So how hard were you gonna veto immortality or becoming saiyan had either actually gone through?
>>786772No>>786775Seriously, fuck power levels>>786776You should last a little bit>>786777Shit, forgot to write that, been busy this week
>>786780I'm not asking for numbers, I'm asking if we can at least get some hits in before Piccolo gets back
>>786786Probably>>786779With a laser
>>786780Which will anger Frieza more? Cutting his tail or breaking his horns?
>>786789What's Appule doing?
>>786789>With a laserDarn.So if we do somehow die during the fight are we gonna switch to Kori or Goku's perspective?
>>786797Making sure the healing tank continues to function properly
>>786800You think everybody would get mad at us if we flew off for a moment to tell Bulma to get the ship ready? After we deal with First Form Frieza I mean
>>786800Would you have actually granted the saiyan transformation wish?
>>786796Is that because it's his penis?
>>786799Nope>>786802Freeza would not let you leave>>786804God no, it's so damn out of character and stupid it hurts>>786805No
>>786807Any way we could try and contact King Kai and get a message to Bulma at least?
>>786807Make sure to cut that stuff out then quickly, like we did with Dodoria and Zarbon.
>>786807He would be mad for a different reason than the fact we cut his penis off?
>>786812Would you be mad if I cut off one of your limbs and you somehow survived it?
>>786814Frieza's tail is where his reproductive organs are is why I'm asking. But yeah, if you cut my leg and my dick off, I'd be pretty mad.
>>786810If you have a few seconds to breathe, possibly, why?
>>786820We need her to get the ship ready, pick up Appule, and we need to tell her there's a very good chance we're not coming back.
>>786822You made it so that the Earth Dragonballs can revive people more than once. That's not too much of an issue anymore
>>786826She doesn't know about it, not to mention the fact we might forget that little detail when we're basically trying to survive from getting killed by the universes emperor.
>>786826Could we wish it so the Dragon Balls aren't tied to their creator's life force?
>>786828If he's an Emperor, why is his boss a King? And why does Cooler claim to be the strongest of the three, and yet not act on it? Will Kuriza appear?
>>786829Depends how you go about doing it
>>786826That's...huh.We still might be dead for a year though. We need to tell Bulma that.
>>786831King Cold used to run the family business. He's pretty much retired, and Freeza largely took over and expanded. Cooler went off to carve out his own territory, and plans to one day face Freeza, probably when their father isn't around to intervene>>78683310 months, but yeah, good point
>>786837>when their father isn't around to interveneThat sounds like he's trying to weasel his way out of some custom the race probably has about passing down power. Is there any way for this to go down where King Cold doesn't end up on Earth?
>>786840Is it possible? Sure, but very unlikely.
>>786841Which would be worse, Golden Frieza, Golden King Cold, or Golden Cooler?
>>786844>golden fifth form Coolerjust fuck me up senpai
>>786844Hard to say, really
>>786844>Imagines a golden frieza and Golden cooler with potara earingsWhat would that even be like I wonder
>>786848Well now we need this to happen. And for it to fight Fusion Zamasu in a Timeline Tournament that all the different Omni-Kings arrange after the All-Universe Tournament.
>>786851>all the different Omni-Kingsthere's one
>>786852For each timeline.
>>786853Wait a minute.How big if a troll would it be to make a time machine and go back in time to get yourself from one minute ago in the DBZ universe.Is that possible?Would that make an army of (You)'s?
>>786856No, because it only connects to one timeline Cell's only connected to three because he had to go to a timeline where the Androids existed, and Black had to go to a timeline where Beerus didn't exist, and it's not that precise. You could get an army of (You)s from the hours and days before present though, theoretically. Until either the Grand Priest or Supreme Kai of Time showed up and stomped your shit in.
>>786860>>786856Actually, you couldn't do that. You could get one (You) from the past, and one (You) from the future, but that's it. Unless you had a bunch of Time Machines, or you gave your earliest past self a Time Ring.
>>786866Then let's just focus on becoming the supreme jobber like we're destined to be.I wonder if far enough into the quest we can start a martial arts dojo.
>>786873Well we certainly have the funds to do so. And I'm sure after we dethrone Mr. Satan we'll have plenty of potential students
>>786846Hey SOM, I was wondering if you could defintly run DBquest on the 12th? It's my birthday that day
>>786848Something like this, I'd imagine.
>>786844Golden Cooler in my view. He's just as arrogant as Frieza, but he is much more calculating, and he would train Golden form before seeking revenge.
Hey SOM, its always been my opinion that yamcha and tien and the rest if the human characters let themselves fade into irrelevancy on purpose.Will Tofoo's example as a strong purely human fighter help them to quit being so retarded?Tien could have easily been much more effective if he had doubled down on hardcore training instead of "mountain seclusion" with a certain young boy.
>>787187My guess is that they will be much stronger than canon if they don't neglect their training (in the case of some) AND use the best available training methods, something they might do if Tofoo shows that humanity has no limits. I mean, tenshinhan fucks offs to who know where as you said and krillin just kamehamehas the ocean, and before SSJ become a thing and they stopped getting relevant, they got Goku's sloppy training seconds while Goku moved to better and more efficient training methods.Honestly, I think Tofoo has a fair chance of being relevant so long he trains ALONG Goku instead of pulling a regular DBZ and fucking off or doing a training method goku used an story arc before. And who knows? Maybe he could get buff as fuck in base mode if he trains with SSJ goku instead of training with base goku. Or does something like wishing to shenlong to remove or mitigate the side effects of the kaioken so they can push it harder.And it would be a good idea to make everybody learn the kikohou, that shit has an extreme damage multiplier and even a tenshinhan that did shit training could briefly stunlock a semi-perfect cell. Now imagine a kaioken X20 triple/quadruple kikohou, maybe even rapidfired.
>>786908I cannot give a definitive answer, my college play is that evening, but I may be able to run a late thread>>787187Probably, though there is a chance that Yamcha will want to settle down eventually. Krillin and Chichi, on the other hand, have learned the importance of keeping strong, thanks to what happened with the Saiyans
>>787235How strong is Ox King now?
>>787245Stronger than Nappa, probably still slightly weaker than Vegeta
>>787235I really wanted bulma to invent healing tech so we could keep it up longer.But anons dont want to put the waifu in danger, and i get that... but the planet is gonna blow up.Any chance bulma will be important in this arc? Felt like horrible writing in the series for her to insist on coming only to be largely superfluous.Also, any chance we can avoid namek going kablooey?
>>787428Bulma built the ship, and is reverse-engineering blastersWe'll see
>>787447>and is reverse engineering blasters>Bulma defeats Frieza with a laser beam after he thinks he's wonNah, defeating planet busters with ray guns would be dumb.
>>787791Yeah. That'd be a complete asspull.
>four star actually caused people to try to give up there humanity because it's easier being a sayianHoly shitAnyways How fucking broken is kaioken +immortality?
>>787924It'd be pretty fucking broken seeing as we'd have a shot at doing a temporary X50 kaioken to try and beat up Super Saiyans
>>787235im gmt time anyway so idm. ty based som
Yknow we could fairly easily postpone our fight with freeza, just lie to him.Tell him we only want the dragon balls to get our friends back, and he can have them after that. We have a way to revive tsuno, but we obviously cant do that while fighting him.And if he kills us he never gets immortality.We take tsunos body, he takes the dragon balls each is useless without the other.Of course freeza thinks he knows exactly where to find another beaten up namekian, but he would have to hurry.Meanwhile we contact king kai, use earth dbs on our crew, and stall for goku to wake up
>>788557Not gonna work
I want to suplex Freeza. If not that then give him the Enzo Amore entrance speech.
Oh yeah, you guys are gonna be pissed at what the next arc is gonna be
>>788663Ginyu should be Frieza's driver.
>>788663It's time to job
>>788676You said you wouldn't do Garlic Jr. II you liar.
>>788705Eh....much worse>>788679Nigga, you what?
>>788688I already have the variant ready to paste as a write in.
>>788709See >>788705Emperor Qui?
>>788709Is it Broly? BROLY WEN?
>>788709It's Broly isn't it?
>>786766Not saying a word, you put one foot back, dropping into a combat stance and readying yourself for whatever Freeza throws your way."You really intend to stand and fight?" Freeza asks curiously. "Could it be that you don't know whom you're opposing? I suppose that is to be expected of one from a worthless planet like yours. Allow me to show you how vastly terrifying I can be."The tyrant locks is elbows at his sides, letting out a yell as the ground beneath him begins to violently tremble as a bright blue light surrounds his body. Chunks of stone are ripped up from the ground, and a terrible wind begins to howl, threatening to push you back. If you thought Freeza was powerful before, the energy you're feeling now makes it seem tame by comparison. It's more dreadful than you imagined, and you can't help but wonder if your new power will be nearly enough to even the odds.Freeza stops yelling, and makes a sound more akin to a low groan as he seems to settle into his fighting strength. You expect an immediate attack, but instead, a huge wall of rock rises between the two of you, keeping you from viewing one another.But, an instant later, you feel a pulse of energy, and the stone wall splits down the middle, creating a hole through which Freeza fires a wave of energy.>A. Dodge! Buy as much time as you can by evading his attacks (40)>B. Kaio-Ken and deflect it (80)>C. Something else
>>788721Seems unlikely what with Cooler, Cold, Abo and Cado, Sorbet, and Tagoma all above him. >>788733>A. Dodge! Buy as much time as you can by evading his attacks (40)>C. "This isn't so bad! It's not like you can transform, that would suck!"
>>788733>>A. Dodge! Buy as much time as you can by evading his attacks (40)No need to waste energy this early. Besides, playing defensively is a trademark of the bear school.
>>788728>>788723No, FUCK BROLY>>788721Nah, he won't show up for a while
>>788733>A 40 DC fighting frieza>A SOM quest.This is suspicious but I'll go with >AAnyways
>>788733>A, while doing so point out that since we know his name, it is only proper he knows ours. If he agrees "My name is Tofoo Briefs and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. And this, this right here is Little Kori, and she's full of rage. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. Bada boom, realest guys in the room. How you doin'?"
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>>788797Hey SOM, what's Launch up to?
>>788803Hanging out with Lapis
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>>788792OH shitWhy is freezer so fucking weakOr are we just really fast nowWas the power boost really that big
>>788836He is toying with us, guaging our strength and moves
>>788836Plus he can't sense energy
>>788846>>788849We should dodon ray his scouter and eye/ear. It won't heal until he goes Fourth Form if we do.
>>788792>>788797>>788810Defeating Freeza might not be an option, at least until Piccolo shows up. But, if you can stall for time, then the two of you may be able to emerge victorious if you can work together. With that in mind, you do not attempt to deflect or stop Freeza's attack. Instead, you move out of the way as quickly as possible, avoiding the blast, which proceeds to destroy a mountain someplace in the distance.Keeping on your toes, you manage to keep one step ahead of Freeza as he continues his attacks. Still, he doesn't seem bothered by this in the slightest. On the contrary, he seems amused. A smug smile is on his face as he continues to fire energy blasts in your direction, wreaking havoc on the landscape of the planet.There's no telling how long this trend might have continued, because seconds later, Kori steps from the shadows, letting out a yell and firing a wave of energy at Freeza, who turns around and seems to dispel the blast with a burst of his own energy.He then begins firing blasts at Kori, who nimbly manages to dodge each one of them, until a blast hitting the ground next to her makes her lose her footing. Kori falls off-balance, and Freeza smirks, firing a wave of energy that Kori will be unable to avoid.>A. Use the Kaio-Ken, get between them, and deflect the blast!>B. Fire a blast of your own at Freeza's; make it detonate before it can hit Kori>C. Something else
>>788846Which is perfect.We play this game until goku gets back then gank the shit out of him before he can go final form.
>>788865>B. Fire a blast of your own at Freeza's; make it detonate before it can hit Kori
>>788865>>A. Use the Kaio-Ken, get between them, and deflect the blast!WELL FUCK NEVER MIND THEN>C. Something elseIf we can solar flare and destroy is scouter before he can see our powerlevel that would be great
>>788865>B. Fire a blast of your own at Freeza's; make it detonate before it can hit Kori>>788867I doubt we will stop the rape train.It would be nice though.
We should have wished back King Piccolo to fuse with Majunior
>>788876He literally does not give a damn about our power level. He wont even check the thing unless we try to hide or put up a better fight.
>>788871>>788873As the blast streaks toward Kori, you fire off an attack of your own, which rushes down and strikes Freeza's beam, causing it to detonate without ever reaching Kori. You shield your eyes as dust is kicked up, and a powerful gust blows by."Mmmm..." Freeza turns his head to look up at you, the smirk still on his face as he lowers his arm to his side. "You're really not half bad. I almost want you for an underling."He lets out a sigh. "Oh, but I can't very well do that now, can I? After all you did to oppose me, it wouldn't look very good if I rewarded you with a place in my servitude. If only you hadn't been so foolish as to strike against me, you could have seen and done so many wonderful things."He turns to face you completely. "But, there's little sense pondering what-ifs. I'll focus on the here and now. You're going to die by my hand, little Earthling; you and the child here are little more than ants attempting to combat a dinosaur.">A. Really? You think that if you and Kori work together, you stand a chance. >B. Tell him that he might want to take a look at his scouter; your power levels are growing>C. Tell him that it's not just you and Kori he has to worry about; a Namekian Demon and a Saiyan Warrior are going to arrive soon>D. Charge down and attack him! >E. Prepare to defend yourself>F. Kaio-Ken>G. Something else
>>788890Weshould have wished to unlock kori and picollo as well. Goku doesnt need it, but we sure as hell do
>>788926>>G. Something elseSolar Flare Repress Power LevelSneak Attack
>>788926>G. Wait, how do you know what a dinosaur is?
>>788940ThisAnd>How do you know what ants are?
>>788926>G>Seriously,how do we all speak the same language
>>788940Other planets have dinosaurs in Dragonball
>>788937he still has his scouter, i think, maybe.
>>788926>B>ELets get his mind off of Kori
>>788926Whats the DC to charge him and fire ki blasts in the ground in front of him and using the momentum from our charge to do a leg sweep to knock him off balance, followed by us pushing ourselves from the ground and tackling him to the ground before unleashing a large volley of ki blasts up close as we rise into the air and detonate the large amount of ki thats gathered there.
>>788947>Frieza schools us on the history of the Universe from Majin Buu till now. >>788949But how does he know it's a dinosaur? How do we know they're dinosaurs, it's not like Latin was a thing.
>>788926ALet's not divulge too much info or give him a reason to end this quickly
>>788959To pull all of that off? 100
>>788926>Two questions. One, how come you speak perfect English? I mean you even have an English accent. Two, how do you know what dinosaurs and ants are? I guess I have three actually, are you implying all life in the galaxy evolved from the same ancestors?
>>788990The Supreme Kai must be really uninspired, I mean, the only nonhumanoid alien is the Galactic King. Even Ogres and Demons are humanoids.
>>788993Fine then I vote>Frieza, we know your name, I feel you should know ours, it is only proper. My name is Tofoo Briefs and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. And this, this right here is Little Kori, and she's full of rage. And you CAN'T. TEACH. THAT. Bada boom, realest guys in the room. How you doin'?
>>788993Would we get death beamed if we don't?
>>788999ThisStall for time guys
>>788993>Also why does it seem like every race speaks perfect english? Like how did you even learn it. And why do the namekians know as well. This makes no sense
Techniques for fighting stromger opponents usually rely upon a few things>Using life force instead of ki>Focusing the energy of your attack into a small area>Charging your attack, leaving you vulnerable>Tricking your opponent>Gathering extra energy from another source>combining your attack with someone elses.Just food for thought
>>788926>>A. Really? You think that if you and Kori work together, you stand a chance.And G: Tell him he's a colossal faggot for using lipstick
>>789029You forgot >perfecting the kaioken
>>789029We should wish to be immune to explosions, then spam final explosion. >>789018Backing >>789033 because you don't have the balls for the majority.
>>789018I will change to >AIn the interst of moving this along and halting the ooc language lesson
>>789033I'll switch to this
>>789039It's not OOC, our wife is a scientist and Tofoo is naturally curious, so of course we'd be curious on her behalf and ours.
>>789034.... you cant "perfect" pushing yourself past your limits. You can get better at it, more tolerant, but it will still fuck you up.That said kaioken X20 in this fight is on my bucket list
>>789033>>788974"Really?" you ask. "I think that if Kori and I work together, we stand a chance."Freeza chuckles. "You believe that? Truthfully?"You nod. "I do."Freeza chuckles again. "Such a sense of humor. But, I'm hardly in the mood for jokes at the moment. This child's battle power is entirely inconsequential, but if you're so confident in your own abilities, I will be more than happy to put them to the test."He explodes from the ground, rushing up to attack head-on.>A. Rush down to meet his charge (89)>B. Defend (97)>C. Kaio-Ken and charge (80)>D. Kaio-Ken and defend (80)>E. Solar Flare!>F. Something else
>>789058>C. Kaio-Ken and charge (80)DC to use Kienzan Blade while doing so?
>>789058>F kaioken, block his attack with kienzan blade, then follow through.Result, one less arm.
>>789058>>F. Something elseShoot a super quick but weakass beam to his scouter and use the afterimage technique. Without his toy, he can't tell who's the real one
>>789058>C.Time to job
>>789058>>E. Solar Flare!
>>789058How much lower with a Kaio Ken x3 for the charge
>>789070No DC, but Freeza is no fool>>789083Using a multiplier higher than two right now might not be a wise idea
>>789084>>789072Yeah he can learn our shit. Save the bkade for laterSwitching to>C
>>789058>>C. Kaio-Ken and charge (80)this is about as useful as we're gonna be
>>789084Switching to>E. Then
Lewds for dice
>>789101>>789116>>789118ReminderWe're married to her and we killed the only guy who could cuck us
>>789101>>789116We seriously need to take a look at the Brief family's DNA. It could be some kind of key to an anti-aging gene or mutation.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)>>789137Glad I got home in time for the thread btw
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>789137RIP Tofoo>>789139Tien doesn't age either, despite spamming the Tri-Beam he looks the same as he did during the Third Tournament Arc.
>>789148Nice job.Both on the lewds and the dice
>>789148Woo>>789134Chichi killed and avenged her family, we were just the setting things up for her.
>>789148Saved us by reminding us of our wife>>789149We did distract him with solar flare which is what fucked him over
>>789148>>789147>>789143"Kaio-Ken!" you shout, feeling a surge of energy shoot through your body.A red aura surrounds you, and you can feel your power rapidly rising. As Freeza comes in, his scouter beeps frantically before blowing up in his face."IMPOSSIBLE!" Freeza cries out in surprise as you make your move.Charging down, you pull back your left hand, punching with all of your might and catching Freeza's right cheek, turning his head and knocking him back. You follow this with a kick to his face, sending him flying away.Before he gets far, you grab him by the tail, spinning and tossing him toward the ground. He flips over in the air, landing in a crouch, but hitting the ground with such force that it creates a small crater. Frowning, Freeza stands back up, staring at you for a moment before his confident smirk returns to his face."Hmm...your assertion wasn't entirely an empty boast after all, it seems," Freeza comments, his tail slowly moving behind him. "Your strength is commendable, truly. But you're still hopelessly outmatched. There are none in this universe who can stand withstand my power. Allow me to give you a demonstration.">A. You know all about his power; he can transform>B. You're waiting (prepare to defend)>C. Something else
>C no matter what don't let him power up
>>789189>C. Keep the pressure on him, he probably needs time to transform
>>789194ThisIf he needs to stay still to transform maybe we can interrupt it with a kienzan
>>789189>>C. Kaioken then after-image
>>789189>>C. Something elseKEEP THE PRESSURE UP GANK THE NIGGA
>>789189>C go for the kill blow with the ki blade while he starts to transform
>>789189>C. Something else"For a second I thought you knew. Good thing you didn't catch on, now Yamcha!"Whats the DC to do this in order to trick him to turn around and leave himself open for a bear punch in the gut?
>>789189>C dont let up, its like a dunkin donuts fire sale, bear claws for everyone
>>789225No roll, but Freeza's not quite that stupid.
>>789230>letting him know we know he can transform>implying then he won't just skip to final form cuz you ruined the surprise.
I'm running out of Bulma lewds but I'll keep posting
>>789241Honestly I just want to hold Freiza off until Piccolo and Goku come back
>>789189>Drop Kaio-Ken, then rush him with a double after image and hit him with a Thunder Punch
>>789267If you want to drag out the fight then don't make him go full throttle from the start. You gotta let him toy with us.
>>789189BSom isn't gonna let us gank Freezy pop>>789267Sauce me up nigga
>>789285No sauce unfortunately, my DB image collection has come from these threads and /a/
>>789199>>789205>>789207>>789208Piccolo's warning about Freeza comes to mind. This monster has the ability to transform and increase his power, just as Zarbon did. Unwilling to let that happen, you rush down, channeling energy into your right arm, and forming a blade made of ki. Raising your arm high, you chop down at Freeza, hoping to end the battle with that single attack.His left hand shoots up, stopping your Energy Blade before it can reach its mark. His hand closes around yours, and his other slams into your gut with a powerful punch that causes you to double over.Smirking, he follows with an uppercut, releasing your hand and allowing you to fly off your feet and into the air."Come now, you didn't think you could defeat me like that, did you?" Freeza questions as you recover in the air. "There's confidence, and then there's foolishness. It seems that your mentality falls firmly into the latter category. I am your superior in terms of power, and beyond that, I have a little secret that should drive the foolish confidence even from the heart of someone like you."A smirk comes over his face. "You see, the form that stands before you now is something of a camouflage meant to conceal my true appearance, and temper my power. Perhaps you'll understand your face when you see me transform.">A. You're watching>B. Attack before he can transform>C. He can do whatever he likes; you'll still win>D. Something else
>>789324>B. Attack before he can transform>D. "Hey Kori, you want to actually give us a hand you useless kid?"
>>789324>>B. Attack before he can transform
>>789324>B>D ask kori to help.
>>789324"you'll understand your place" *Bleh
>>789324>>D. Something else"Dude if you are already this powerful why the hell would i ever let you do that. Give me one good reason."
>>789324>I feel I understand my face pretty well. And not to brag but I must say I'm pretty handsome. Then a Lightning Controlled Shot that we loop back into him when he dodges it.
>>789324>AGuys its not happening
>>789374We have to try dude
>>789391Yeah, i can respect that. Lets hope we get a DC.
>>789324>D. Extend our blade out to stab him from a distance while he's holding our arm
>>789425Oh, he let go.Go for a kienzan hidden behind a ki blast then?
>>789330>>789331>>789335>>789337"I won't let you!" you vow, gathering your energy and rushing down toward Freeza.The tyrant smirks at your approach, rushing up to meet your charge. The two of you reach one another and quickly begin exchanging attacks, but, before long, Freeza's tail wraps around your throat, and he moves himself behind and above you."This technique of yours," he says. "This Kaio-Ken, as you put it. I've encountered abilities like it before. You can only sustain it for a brief period of time without crippling your body, am I correct?"He applies more pressure to your throat, and his foot comes to strike you in the back."K-Kori," you gasp as you fall to your knees.A yell follows, and the tail unwraps from your throat. You fall onto all fours, gasping for air as you feel a surge of power behind you. Kori has entered the fray, and her power is skyrocketing.As you pick yourself off the ground, however, you quickly see that it won't be enough, and soon, Freeza smacks her with his tail, sending her crashing to the ground nearby. He points toward her, and a thin beam of light shoots in her direction.>A. Get between them and deflect it>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)>C. Something else
>>789442>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)
>>789442>>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)There's no DC on A. It's gotta be a trap
>>789442>B. Grab Kori and get her out of the way (60)>C. Position our body to take the brunt of it if we fail
>>789442>B.No no no save Kori
>C Kaoi-ken times 4
>>789455His death beam is a piercing attack.It would punch a hole in us and hit kori anyways if we tried to deflect it without using ki.
>>789478>>789476>>789460>>789456>>789455>>789448Sorry, internet went downROLL
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Rolled 47 (1d100)>>789565I think Bulma looks best in a lab coat, well that and a bunny outfit. please don't die Kori
>iPad's internet stops workingNow I'm on my iPhone. I don't want to get on my computer. The chair isn't as comfy as the couch.
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>>789575DOWN TO THE MARROW
>>789575>>789578or, yknow... not
>>789575Piccolo could learn a thing or two from us. So could Yamcha.
>>789575Power of music affects rolls it seems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tUFnvijlwE
>>789570>two face>rolled a 50
>>789575>>789571>>789570Turning your attention away from Freeza, you rush down and scoop Kori off the ground, pulling her out of the way just before the blast would have hit. The explosion on impact makes it pretty clear that Kori would not have survived that attack, and she stares down at the spot with wide-eyes."T-thanks, Tofoo," she tells you as you set her down.Turning back to Freeza, you feel your heart rate pick up. A massive glow of energy is surrounding him, and you feel his power shooting through the room. You try to move toward him, but the energy pushes you back, and you brace yourself for what is to come.When the glow fades, Freeza is different. He's grown far taller, shed his armor, and his horns have curved upward. Beyond that, his power is absolutely terrifying, and you can tell that, as you are, you stand no chance against this foe."What do you think?" he questions in a much deeper voice than before. "Impressive, isn't it? I should warn you, though, in this form, my power tends to get away from me. But, I suppose that's the nature of the beast when you're dealing with a power level of one million.">A. One million?>B. He's lying!>C. Try a Kaio-Ken times four>D. Something else
>>789713>>D. Zarbon did that too and I cut his heart out.
>>789713>A.Oh we are so boned
>D. Holy shit, for real? How did you even? Even if i pushed my body to the limit, i'd make maybe half of that.
>>789713>shooting through the room.Not the room!>D. That's it? I expected the all-mighty Frieza's transformation to be more than just getting taller. I mean, the power is nice, but really? That's all?
>>789713>>D. Something else"If you think im smart enough to give up you have another thing coming you over grown freak."
>>789713>D. *Stunned Silence*And the rape train cometh forthNow we job until Goku heals up
>>789735Typos, I hate them
>>789762You do remember how well Piccolo did against this form, right?
>>789713We need a kaioken times 10 to get in the vicinity of 1 million. Depending on our current power. We might be able to hold up with a kaioken times 8 if the recent power boost was huge.We just need to create an opening for a kienzan or kienzan blade
>>789768You do realise this is just the beginning.We job until Goku heals up and piccolo gets here and we try to kill frieza as quickly as possible.Or we get good rolls.As long as this faggot dies I'm good
>>789713"I gotta be honest, that seems like overkill to me. It's not exactly like I was WINNING earlier, and do you really have anything better to do than beat me up as long as possible?"
>>789780Could we theoretically overload our Kaioken to severely hurt final form Frieza at the cost of our body?
>D solar flare
>>789768Lets hope the green machine is on his way then>Captcha is a street sighn for greentown
>>789795not yet, we'll only get once shot at that, and we need to make it count
>>789803wouldn't using it now when we know the kienzan can hurt him rather then waiting for him to get stronger be a good idea then
>>789747>>789732>>789735"O-one million?" you ask. Freeza smirks. "There's the fear I was hoping to inspire. Yes, and now your true suffering will begin. I promise you, this form makes the one you're familiar with seem as gentle as a sleeping kitten."His eyes shift between you and Kori. "Now, which one of you wants to be the first to see Hell?">A. Tell Freeza that he's celebrating his victory too early>B. Tell him to leave Kori out of this>C. Kaio-Ken times four (59)>D. Tell him that he's bluffing; there's no way his power can be that great>E. Something else
>>789827>>E. Kaio-Ken times 5
>>789827>A>CAll right lets take our dose
>>789827A. Tell Freeza that he's celebrating his victory too earlyC. Kaio-Ken times four (59)
>>789827>E. "Kori probably does, I hear it's full of Jelly Beans, kids love those."
>>789827>A>B>>789858Is it that time of the day already?
>>789865you bet it is
>>789827>C. Kaio-Ken times four (59)This is the part where that kaioken sustainment training kicks in, right?
>>789870This is the part where anon's training of his ass comes in.
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>>789865>>789848Frieza is exactly enough of a dick to specifically target Kori if we say something like that.
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I can't watch.I'm closing this tab and i'll come back later.Of all the rolls we had to fail, it was a kaioken roll.
Ok I know things are looking bad right now, but it's not like he's gonna insta-gib us.
>>789955If I didn't waste those few seconds.Now we getting dose
I knew our good rolls would come back to us
>>789931>>789932>>789937"I think you're celebrating a little early," you tell Freeza. "Kaio-Ken times four!""What?!" Freeza snaps.A red glow begins to surround your body, and a terrible pain shoots through it, forcing you to stop your attempt at once as you fall to one knee. It shouldn't be like this. You've gone this high before, so why isn't it working now? Maybe your body's having some trouble adjusting to its new power, which makes the Kaio-Ken harder to use?"You imbecile," Freeza chastises. "Your body can't handle that much energy. And, I won't have you killing yourself before I can kill you myself!"With that, he begins to step toward you.>A. Kaio-Ken times three! (40)>B. Tell Kori to run>C. Kienzan!>D. Something else
>>790011>A. Kaio-Ken times three! (40)
>>790011>>D. Something elseTry time 4 againBecause fuck this guy
>>790011>>D. Solar Flare, grab Kori and run!
>>790024Watch we get that 99 DC with a chance of complete cardiac arrest
>>790011>B. Tell Kori to run
>D. Do a ginyu force dance move and fire off a solar flare as the finishing pose.No one is prepared for the disco bear flare.
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>>790088Oh sweet jesus thank you.
>>790088>>790092If a quadruple Kaio-Ken won't work, maybe you can still pull of a triple. You pull yourself back to your feet and prepare to try, when you decide that it's not worth it. Three times your power won't be enough, in fact, even times four might not be enough. So, it's all or nothing."KAIO-KEN TIMES FOUR!" you roar at the top of your lungs, feeling a colossal sure of power as the red aura surrounds you once more.Freeza halts his approach, staring at you as you pull off the technique. He chuckles to himself, once again seeming more amused than worried."Full of surprises, aren't you?" he asks as he takes another step forward. "Let's see how long you can sustain that power."He stares into your eyes, not moving another muscle.>A. Attack head-on (85)>B. Stand your ground and wait for him to make his next move>C. Solar Flare>D. Kienzan>E. Multiform>F. Something else
>>790150>>A. Attack head-on (85)
>>790150C then D
>>790150>>F. bear shout at the ground before his feet
>>790150>A. Attack head-on.Go balls out or die.
c then d
>>790150>F. Hide a kienzan behind a large energy blast
>>790269>attack head on
>>790269>Attack head on
>>790269C then D
>>790269>F. Hide a kienzan behind a large energy blast (make it look weak so he doesn't dodge)
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>790282lol
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Rolled 100 (1d100)>>790282RIP Tofoo roll
>>790290Christ, too bad that was late>>790286Nice job NTFS
Lewds for the dice gods
>>790293power levels are mostly bullshit,but what are our power level and gokus power level now?
>>790286>>790287>>790288With a loud cry, you rush forward, moving toward Freeza with your full speed and attacking with everything you have. The punch you open with finds itself blocked by Freeza's arm, and the punch he counters with meets your leg. You knee-strike with your free leg, catching him in the jaw and causing him to lift up onto his toes.At that moment, you kick out, catching him in the chest and sending him slamming against the ground. >A. Rush in and press the attack!>B. Bear Shout>C. Move back and wait for him to get up>D. Try to slice him with an Energy Blade>E. Climb into the air and use energy attacks from above>F. Something else
>>790323Goku is probably sitting at 3,000,000+ if we go off what the guid books have to say. But it doesnt matter as powerlevels are bullshit
>>790294>>790282Anyone got the source for these pics?
>>790339Search "Funsexydragonball" on tumblr
>>790345Thanks a lot
>>790325>C. Move back and wait for him to get up
>>790325>D. Try to slice him with an Energy Blade
>>790325>F. Fall back, go full vegeta on him with ki-blasts to kick up dust and then kienzan when he can't see it
>>790325>>A. Rush in and press the attack!
>>790325Whats the DC to add King Chappas eight arm style to our pressing attack?
>>790382No DC, you have that technique pretty much mastered
>>790367Huh, that actually sounds like an okay idea.Also can we lob a bunch of generic ki blasts at Frieza to lower his guard, and then throw a Kienzan and hope he thinks he can tank it?
>>790389Going for it then
>>790389DC for >>790367 ?
>>790395That's what the dust cloud is for.He can't sense ki and he's never seen that attack, so just mix it in with the rest and he won't tell the difference.
>>790398You can try that no problem>>790395>>790398Freeza's not retarded, and he has a similar technique
>>790406Wait, I thought Frieza literally invented that move the first time he used it because "if that bald twerp can make a cutty disc thing, then I can do that but BETTER"
>>790325changing to>>F. Fall back, go full vegeta on him with ki-blasts to kick up dust and then kienzan when he can't see it
>>790414Well, the first time Krillin used it, he moved out of the way, so he seemed to know it wasn't some ordinary attack. Vegeta knew what type of move it was when Krillin used it against Nappa.
>>790421Yeah that makes sense I guess,.
>>790421I guess you learn a few things when you tear through the entire galaxy
Well Vegeta picked it up pretty easily I mean he threw a Destructo dick at Kori
>>790444kicking up dust then kienzan is the only smart move
>>790467Well, you're right, but not for the reason you think
>>790469Gives Piccolo a chance to show up without being seen?
>>790484Nope, more you chose an option that allowed you to avoid a sneak attack
>>790469So we're just gonna nick his tail, arent we
>>790418>>790367While Freeza's on the ground, you launch yourself into the air, only for something to come bursting from beneath the surface and reaching toward you. It takes a moment for you to realize that you're looking at Freeza's tail, which can evidently stretch like Piccolo's arms. Giving yourself an extra boost of speed, you rise higher and evade the tail, firing a barrage of light energy attacks down at Freeza. They probably do little in the way of causing pain, but they do manage to distract Freeza, and the dust they kick up obscures his vision.While he's momentarily disoriented, you raise your right hand over your head, releasing energy above your palm and flattening it into a disk.Beneath you, Freeza's tail begins to retract."KIENZAN!" you shout, throwing the disk down into the cloud. Before your attack can reach, Freeza emerges from the cloud, dashing away as fast as he can, but he soon cries out in surprise and anger, and you smirk, realizing his tail didn't retract fast enough.Sure enough, as the cloud vanishes, you see part of his tail lying on the ground.Freeza glares up at you with pure hatred. "Y-you....">A. Throw more Kienzans>B. Bear Shout>C. Charge down at him (85)>D. Prepare to defend (80)>E. Something else
>>790512>A.It's not delivery, it's digiorno!
>>790512DC to charge him and bear shout in his face point blank?
>>790512>C. Charge down at him (85)No breaks!
>>790512>>A. Throw more Kienzans>>E. Sorry about your. Not like you're very attached to it now anyways
>>790512Whats the DC to pretend to defend, but fire a bear shout at his face when he gets close to catch him by surprise and launch a lightning fist?
>>790536>Sorry about your tail
>>790546Shouting in his face seems good to me.
>>790546What about a Power Geyser?
>>790513>>790519>>790536As Freeza trembles with rage, you raise your right hand over your head, creating another disk. "KIENZAN!""Nooo!" Freeza roars, his voice growing more enraged by the second.You hurl the disk, but he easily moves out of the way. You throw another, and another, and another, but he manages to dodge every single last one that you throw at him.Finally, he seems to have enough, and he clenches one hand into a fist, bringing it to his chest before opening it with his palm upward, unleashing a colossal amount of energy.>A. Avoid it! (59)>B. Stay where you are and protect yourself (80)>C. Charge into it and attempt to hit Freeza>D. Energy Shield>E. Something else
>>790591>>A. Avoid it! (59)
>>790591>A. Avoid it! (59)Can we add dodon ray in case he gets any smart ideas of trying to charge us when dodging his blast?
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