[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / x] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Settings] [Home]
Board:  
Settings   Home
4chan
/qst/ - Quests


File: shinobi character.jpg (86 KB, 900x675)
86 KB
86 KB JPG
Future Naruto Quest


This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.


However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.


You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest


Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM


Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH


Last Quest, Kuro attended the Jinchuuriki Conference, but had to be sent home early.

This might be the last thread before timeskip/hiatus, depending on how many sessions I run in it.
>>
Welcome back Country, I'm off to work soon but I'll be lurking and post when I can
>>
So, can we become the 10th/11th Hokage and banish the Uchihas? Except for Jimmaru, he's kinda cool.
>>
Oh this is running

Worst thing to happen all day
>>
>>809548
Oh boy! Time for moonfaggotry, and learning how to Fist like a champ.
>>
Are we ever going to pick up a thousand years of death?
>>
The morning that you're leaving you say your goodbyes and share contact details with people you connected with. Sensei looks incredibly tired when you depart, pack on her back and thermos of coffee in her hand. The two of you take a quick pace through the Mountains' Graveyard, to get out of the wintry climate as fast as possible. You reach the Land of Rice Paddies by nightfall, tired and sore.

The small border town you cross into is practically a row of businesses on a paved road with dirt roads branching off to small farmsteads off of the main strip. Hōōmaru-sensei finds the two of you an inn to stay in, and offers to pay for the night. You take her up on the offer, and spend the night in the farming town. The next morning, you get a later start, and take a much slower pace, opting to instead enjoy the scenery of the Land of Rice Paddies. You eventually come to a crossroads, either way it will take roughly the same amount of time to arrive in the Land of Fire. You will arrive in either city by the end of the day.

>A) Head for the Sound Village

>B) Head for the Capital of the Land of Rice Paddies
>>
>>809568
>A) Head for the Sound Village
Is the snek still around somewhere?
>>
>>809567
Shirou knows it.
>>809555
Trips confirm, I guess. The current Hokage is the Tenth. There's also the Tenth Kazekage, Ninth Raikage, Sixth Tsuchikage, and Eighth Mizukage.
>>
>>809572
That would be telling.
>>
>>809573
Crap, lost the count again, sorry.
>>
>>809568
>A)
>>
>>809568
>A) Head for the Sound Village

What can possibly go wrong?
>>
>>809577
We always can meet another girl, and then everything'll go wrong.
>>
>>809568
>>B) Head for the Capital of the Land of Rice Paddies
>>
>>809568
>>A) Head for the Sound Village
on the one hand, i don't want to get experimented on by orochimaru.
On the other, he might not be around and hes a good guy now.
>>
Hakurin is best girl all others are respectable choices
>>
>>809572
>>809576
>>809577
>>809585
You tell Hōōmaru-sensei that you'd like to head for the Sound Village, the largest city in the Land of Rice Paddies. While the Daimyo holds court in the Capital, the Sound Village is far larger and bustling with people, there are even a few ninja there, apparently.

You arrive in the Sound Village that night, and again, stay in a hotel overnight. The next day, Hōōmaru-sensei asks if you'd like to spend a day here, get some sight-seeing in, as she certainly would.

Knowing that you should be back in the Leaf soon, and that some foreign ninja know about you, this may not be the best idea, but you would like to get a feel for the real heart of the Land of Rice Paddies.

>A) Stay here for the day

>B) Head towards the Land of Fire
>>
>>809600
>B) Head towards the Land of Fire

I heard the leaf needs to be made great, just like America has been. Shall we boys?
>>
>>809600
>A
Let's try
>>
>>809600
>A)
>>
>>809600
>A) Stay here for the day
>>
>>809600
>A) Stay here for the day

WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
>>
>>809605
>>809606
>>809607
>>809608
You tell Hōōmaru-sensei that it would be nice to take a day off, and explore the Sound Village. She responds enthusiastically, and tells you to meet her at your hotel by nine at night.

Looking at a map of the village in the hotel lobby, there are a few places to explore. Where to start though?

>A) The research district

>B) The commerce district

>C) The government district

>D) The residential district

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809630
>B) The commerce district
>>
>>809630
>A
Then
>B
If possible
>>
>>809630
>A) The research district
>>
>>809630
>B) The commerce district
Maybe we can pick up Shirou and Haiiro a souvenir, or try some food flavorkage
>>
>>809630
>>B) The commerce district
>>
>>809630
>>B) The commerce district
>>
>>809630
>B
>>
>>809637
>>809638
>>809640
>>809647
>>809632
You decide to head for what's called the Commerce District, which is full of shops and restaurants. On your way there, you pass by a few other hotels, and into the commerce district itself. The architecture of the village is odd, everything is flowing and rounded, you suppose it's a holdout from Orochimaru's days in charge of the Country.

You eat a quick breakfast at a charming little diner, and then go to check out the shopping market. It's not too impressive, but it's surprisingly cozy for a city that rivals that in the Land of Waves. You pass a few of the local shinobi, both of whom seem to be Uzumaki, or at least partially, you're surprised that they're out and about like this, the country is only allowed one hundred ninja. When picking out souvenirs for Haiiro and Shirou, you take note of two people looking for something similar, an older Shinobi from the Land of Snow, as evident by his forehead protector, and a little girl who seems to be his daughter. What stands out about them is the resemblance they bear to someone you know, the man has spiky black and white hair, while the girl's hair is all black, they look just like Kaya Uchiha, your "friend" from the Mist.

You pick out something for both your sister and cousin, and notice that the two people from the Snow have left after catching note of the metal band on your belt.

>A) Catch up with them

>B) Go somewhere else (Where?)
>>
Sorry for the delay there, but you would think that a vegetarian could cook tofu well. Apparently not.
>>
>>809689
>A) Catch up with them
>>
>>809689
>A
>>
>>809689
forgot it's still early as fuck in the day

>A) Catch up with them
>>
>>809703
>>809713
>>809715
You rush to catch up with the two of them, and manage to corner them in a small restaurant. You find them trying to be inconspicuous at one of the booths. Or, at least the man is trying to be inconspicuous, the little girl is looking right at you as you make your way to the booth.

"Daddy, who's that?" You hear the child say as you approach them, you don't hear what her father whispers to her when you get there.

When you do get there, he stands in front of her, towering over you. "You have a good eye, but I'd rather we take this outside." He says in a hushed, yet angry tone to you.

>A) "Take what outside?"

>B) "Are you Uchiha?"

>C) "What's a Snow Ninja doing here?"

>D) Threaten him

>E) Threaten his daughter

>F) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809734
>T-take what outside?
>>
>>809734
>A) "Take what outside?"
>C) "What's a Snow Ninja doing here?"
>>
>>809734
>F)
>Take it outside?
>>
>>809734
>>A) "Take what outside?"
>>
>>809742
>>809743
>>809754
"Take what outside?" You respond in a more normal tone. You're rather nervous, but you don't want to show it.

"My father warned me about this happening some day, I guess it was inevitable you Leaf Ninja hunt us down to reclaim your clan." He says, still in a low tone, with a sneer. You knew that World Congress Shinobi were less than amicable to the Great Nations Shinobi, but you didn't know that they were this brainwashed by propaganda.

"So you are Uchiha," you whisper back, wary of the man, he doesn't look too much like a Konoha Uchiha, but his daughter is a spitting image of the foreign Uchiha you know.

The man just nods.

>A) Reassure him that you're not there to capture them (40)

>B) Take it outside

>C) Try to leave (55)

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809793
>A)
>>
>>809793
>A) Reassure him that you're not there to capture them (40)
>>
>>809793
>A) Reassure him that you're not there to capture them (40)
>>
>>809793
>>A) Reassure him that you're not there to capture them (40)
>>
>>809793
>A
No,you just look a lot like Kaya..
>>
>>809793
>A) Reassure him that you're not there to capture them (40)
>>
>>809806
this
>>
>>809796
>>809798
>>809800
>>809805
>>809806
>>809809
>>809818
First three 1d100s.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>809831
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>809831
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>809831
ded
>>
>>809837
>>809840
"I'm not here to capture you or anything, I don't even know if my village would do that." You tell him, he seems to back off a little, "I was just curious because you look like another Uchiha I know that isn't from the Leaf, and you ran from me when you saw my forehead protector."

"Well I'm just passing through, so if that satisfies your curiosity, then I'll ask you to leave us in peace." He tells you gesturing for his daughter to come to him.

>A) Agree

>B) No, you want to talk more (About what?)

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809855

>A) Agree
>C) tell him to stay safe if things are that bad.
>>
>>809855
C) Sure, no problem, I was just curious if you knew Kaya.
>>
>>809855
>A) Agree
>>
>>809865
>>809869
You agree to that and leave the diner, scratching your head over the encounter. You know that things aren't as bad as he thinks they are, but it does concern you over the political climate in the World Shinobi Congress. You leave the commerce district around midday, and wander on into the Research District.

It's filled with more modern-style buildings of glass and steel, most of which are research companies' offices, and probably labs as well. You're amazed that, despite their rejection of his legacy, Orochimaru's scientific spirit remains in the Land of Rice Paddies. There are even more Rice Shinobi here, probably most of the Village's force, just milling about, probably guarding their Land's secrets.

You spend a few hours there, even taking (an admittedly boring) tour of one of the labs. When you exit, you have lunch in another restaurant in the commerce district. You still have quite some time before you're due to meet sensei at your hotel.

>A) Check out the residential district

>B) Check out the government district

>C) Go back to the hotel

>D) Look for Sensei

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809897
>D
>>
>>809897
>A)
>>
>>809897
>Research District
Eavesdropping and possibly cool things and people
>>
>>809918
>>809897
Sorry...erm...
>Residential district
Maybe we can find a nice serene spot
>>
>>809897
>>D) Look for Sensei
>>
>>809916
>>809926
You go to the Residential District, hoping to find a park with a nice view to relax in, and manage to find one rather quickly. The park is centered around a concrete structure, but largely covered in trees. You manage to find a nice hill where you sit and watch the sunset. The view is different from the Hidden Leaf, it's pretty nice. It's also pretty nice to be free of the Jinchuuriki Conference, it was nothing but stress.

You open your eyes and it's completely dark, you must have nodded off. With no way to tell time, you figure it's best to rush to the hotel.

On the way there, however, you spot two Rice Ninja carrying something to that concrete building, it's a large box, heavy enough that they both have to use both hands to carry it. One of them is lanky with light blue hair, while the other is beefier with orange hair that flares out at the ends. You can hear them talking, but can't make out what it is.

>A) Go back to your hotel

>B) Ask them what they're doing

>C) Follow them stealthily
>>
>>809943
>>B) Ask them what they're doing
>>
>>809943
>B) Ask them what they're doing
>>
>>809943
>B
Depending on their answer they might need a hand with the box or a fist asap
>>
File: heh.jpg (70 KB, 800x600)
70 KB
70 KB JPG
>>809946
>>809956
>>809957
>Writing
>>
>>809959
It just seems the most in character honestly.
>>
>>809946
>>809956
>>809957
You approach the duo, and call out to them, asking you if they need any help.

"No, we don't kid," the thin one says, "in fact, forget you even saw this."

The other one grunts, "That would be for the best." He then says.

They then notice your forehead protector, "Yeah, forget you saw anything." The thin one says with a nervous laugh.

>A) "Alright" (Leave)

>B) "I may need some help forgetting..." (Extortion)

>C) "No, this is too shady." (Stay)

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809965
>C) "No, this is too shady." (Stay)
Give them a nice smile to creep them out
>>
>>809965
>C) "No, this is too shady." (Stay)

I've got a weird feeling, like they're carrying people or something
>>
File: sweating.png (179 KB, 538x601)
179 KB
179 KB PNG
>>809975
>they're carrying people or something
Haha, that's absurd.
>>
>>809965
Start stretching
>D: man if this is legal I'm going to feel really bad about this.
>>
File: Confused_Jon_Snow.gif (445 KB, 250x188)
445 KB
445 KB GIF
>>809982
I really hope they aren't carrying people. We don't even have back up
>>
>>809969
>>809975
>>809985
"I don't think so," you tell them, beginning to stretch, "this is just to strange."

"Look kid," the thin one starts, rolling his eyes, "I don't care if you're some hotshot Leaf Ninja, but this is Rice business, capiche?"

They start moving again, and something inside the box makes a thumping noise.

>A) Ask what's in the container

>B) Tell them to open the container

>C) Go back to your hotel

>D) Attempt to open the container

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>809965
>D) Something else (What?)
"What's in the box."
>>
>>809996
>>A) Ask what's in the container
We are either going to get killed or start low-intensity conflicts with the sound, or both, but something's alive in that box and we need to make sure it's not human.
>>
>>809996
>That Container does not sound happy.
>>
>>809996
>A)
Don't throw the first punch Kuro
>>
>>809996
>E) Something else (What?)
"Don't make this harder than it needs to be. Just tell me what's in the fucking box and I'll be on my way."
>>
>>809996
>A
>D
>>
>>809998
>>810001
>>810007
>>810009
"Look, I don't want any trouble, just tell me what's in the box and I'll be on my way." You tell them with a shrug.

They look at each other before the thin one speaks again, "It's just some junk from the Research District, they must have left the batteries in or something."

"Why are two of the hundred ninja you have cleaning trash instead of, I don't know, the trashmen?" You ask, annoyed.

"Look, just leave this alone and it'll be easier and better for all of us." The more muscled one tells you.

"As long as it's not a person in there, I'll leave you alone, it isn't is it?" You ask them.

They look at each other suspiciously.

"It's um, not a person." the thin one says with a questioning inflection in his tone that convinces you otherwise.

>A) Leave

>B) Try to open the container

>C) Attack them

>D) Try to knock the container away from them

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810040
>Why is it thumping then or making sounds like it is a person then? You guys aren't the least bet wondering or worried at all?
>>
>>810040
>B
Throw the first punch Kuro.
>>
>>810040
>>810050

>The best attack is the counterattack
>>
>>810040
>D)
>>
>>810040
>Just open the box so i know its not someone being kidnapped. Come on guys, im sure we'd all like to go home.
>>
>>810050
>>810068
>>810078
"Why does it sound like there's a person in there then? Aren't you concerned, or at least intrigued by it?" You ask them.

"No," the thin one says through gritted teeth, "That's our job, and ninja don't question their jobs."

"Just open it for a second, then I'll be on my way." You tell them calmly.

"No fucking way kid, just piss off alright?!" The thin one exclaims, having reached his boiling point.

"Calm down man..." The other one says, "We shouldn't let him distract us, we have to get this in by nine, and it's eight fifty-five."

>A) Go to your hotel so you can meet Hōōmaru-sensei on time

>B) Keep questioning them

>C) Try to look in the box

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810084
>D) Leave their sight and shadow them. Text sensei you might be late getting back.
>>
>>810089
You didn't bring your phone, they weren't allowed on the Conference Mission
>>
>>810084

>B) Keep questioning them
>>
>>810084
Alright sorry... it just... sorry.
Wasn't intending on slowing you guys down
>Shadow
>>
>>810094
>>810084
Follow them as an owl then.
>>
>>810096
>>810084
On second thought changing to
>C
>>
>>810084
>C) Try to look in the box
>>
>>810084
>>810089
>>
>>810102
>>810111
Dashing forward, you attempt to open the container, only to realize that it's wrapped in some kind of cloth.

The thin ninja backhands you when you get close, knocking you on your butt due to the moment of rushing forward.

Rubbing your cheek, you look up at him as he sets his half down, only for his partner to pick the whole thing up with some strain.

"That was a stupid, stupid move, kid." He says, stepping towards you.

"You got him away from it, now lets go." His partner tells him with a roll of his eyes.

"No, I'm gonna teach him not to stick his nose where he shouldn't." The thin one cracks his knuckles.

>A) Flee (30)

>B) Defend (50)

>C) Attack (60)

>D) Genjutsu (70)
>>
>>810129
>Defend
>>
>>810129

>B) Defend (50)
>>
>>810129
>C) Attack (60)
>>
>>810129
>>C) Attack (60)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>810133
>>810135
>>810140
>>810146
Rolling for a tiebreaker. B is 1, C is 2
>>
>>810129
>B) Defend (50)
>>
>>810133
>>810135
Roll for it, first two 1d100.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>810169
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>810169
Hyaku pls don't trip us
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>810169
>>
>>810169
>first 2
What?
>>
>>810183
You chose to defend, you have less initiative, also, you're still on the ground.
>>
>>810174
>>810175
You raise your arms to defend yourself, only to be stung on the chest by something wielded by the thin Rice Shinobi.

Rolling backwards, you get to your feet, and see that he's using what appears to be a whip made of water. He brandishes the liquid weapon over his head, and hits you again, this time lashing into your cheek. You're thankful that it didn't hit your eye, but retreat to a tree nonetheless.

Before you can find comfortable footing, he pulls you back to the ground. You note that his partner is gone with the container, though your opponent doesn't seem to care. He raises the whip again.

>A) Attack him before he can strike (60)

>B) Raise a real defense (50)

>C) Attack him with Water Style (20)

>D) Attempt Genjutsu (55)

>E) Flee (40)
>>
>>810198
>>C) Attack him with Water Style (20)
>>
>>810198
>>E) Flee (40)
Follow the other guy
>>
File: 1477431536599.jpg (97 KB, 761x794)
97 KB
97 KB JPG
>>810198
>A)
'Bout to show this busta
>>
>>810198

>C) Attack him with Water Style (20)
>>
>>810205
>>810234
Yes, roll that low DC option. First three.
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>810240
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>810240
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>810240
>>
>>810242
I FUCKED UP.
>>
File: dicegods.png (193 KB, 640x400)
193 KB
193 KB PNG
>>810242
Oh geez
>>
>>810242
Before you're able to cast your jutsu, the Rice shinobi binds your hands with his whip, then kicks you in the face. You stagger backwards as the whip unbinds your hands, and he begins lashing you with it.

You manage to get through the lashing mostly unharmed, though your arms have quite a few cuts. You know you were supposed to meet Hōōmaru-sensei at the hotel a few minutes ago, but this is far more important at the moment.

A lash across your gut snaps you out of that line of thought, and you once more get into a fighting stance opposite the Rice shinobi, who now cracks the whip menacingly. He moves it like an extension of himself.

>A) Flee (50)

>B) Attack him with taijutsu, he can't use the whip in close (55)

>C) Attempt genjutsu (60)

>D) Attack with Water Ninjutsu (15)

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810264

>D) Attack with Water Ninjutsu (15)
>>
>>810264
>>B) Attack him with taijutsu, he can't use the whip in close (55)
>>
>>810264
>B)
>>
>>810264
>B)
>>
>>810268
>>810269
>>810273
Roll, first three.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>810291
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>810291
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>810291
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>810291
>>
>>810297
>>810303
>>810305
It's gonna be a looooong night.
>>
>>810303
You attempt to rush your opponent, but fall in agony when he uses some technique on you.

You fall to your knees, clutching the side of your abdomen, it hurts badly and there might be internal bleeding. As the foreign shinobi lowers his right hand, the one that wasn't using the whip, you can see that he's holding it like someone does when they mime shooting themselves.

You spit up, and looking down see that it's blood. This fight has gone poorly for you, which makes sense, considering he's a jounin, but him using techniques you've never seen doesn't help.

The thin ninja approaches you, whip retracting into what looks like a club.

"Time to give you what's coming to you, kid." He says as he raises it above his head, then brings it down on you.

When you wake up, someone's shaking you and it's morning.

"Kuro, come on," Hōōmaru-sensei says in an annoyed tone, "I hope you slept well in the park, but we have to get going." She's still pretty annoyed, and you can see she has your pack and hers.

>A) Go with her

>B) Tell her what you saw last night

>C) Tell her what happened last night

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810331
>>A) Go with her
>>
>>810331
>>A) Go with her
>>
>>810334
>>810335
You decline to tell Hōōmaru-sensei the details of last night, and just apologize to her. You make good time, and by the end of the day you're in the Land of Fire, and quickly departing from the border with the Land of Rice Paddies.

Hōōmaru-sensei has been pretty quiet all day, which, considering what she must think happened last night, is understandable. You arrive in another village where you stay the night. At top speed, it would take you three days to reach the Village.

>A) Go as fast as possible

>B) Take a moderate pace (+1 day)

>C) Go slowly (+3 days)
>>
>>810363
>>B) Take a moderate pace (+1 day)
>>
>>810363
>>B) Take a moderate pace (+1 day)
>>
>>810370
>>810408
You take a moderate pace for the rest of the journey, and manage to smooth things over with Hōōmaru-sensei. You pass through a few villages, and stay at a couple of inns, though you do camp out one night. By the time you arrive at the Hidden Leaf, you've been away from the Conference for eight days.

You arrive at the Village Hidden in the Leaves around midday, alongside Hōōmaru-sensei. Both of you are rather tired, but you should report to the Hokage as soon as possible.

>A) Go straight to the Hokage

>B) Go home first

>C) See someone first (Who?)

>D) Something else (What?)

Sorry for any delay, but I had a real-life situation.
>>
>>810363
B
>>
>>810479
>>A) Go straight to the Hokage
>>
>>810479
A
>>
>>810479
>A) Go straight to the Hokage

All good mate.
>>
>>810479
>>A) Go straight to the Hokage
>>
>>810488
>>810489
>>810493
>>810497
You and Hōōmaru-sensei go straight to the Hokage's office, where he's waiting for the both of you. You're made to wait outside while Hōōmaru-sensei gives her briefing. When your sensei comes out of the Hokage's office, she gives you a worried look, and puts a hand on your shoulder.

"No matter what happens Kuro," she tells you, utterly serious, "it was amazing being your sensei, and I'm proud of you, Otsutsuki or not." She then hugs you before going down the stairs, heading back into the village.

You feel apprehension in the pit of your stomach, and enter the office of the Tenth Hokage. He sits at his desk, hands steepled in front of him, looking down his nose at you. You take note of the two ANBU standing beside the door behind you.

"Kuro Nijiiroh," he begins, his glasses darkened so that you can't see his eyes, "how long have you known about your," he says the last word darkly, even more so than the rest, "lineage."

>A) Only since the Eight Tails told you

>B) Only since you killed the Samurai on the bridge (Lie)

>C) Since you became a ninja (Lie)

>D) Since you entered the Academy (Lie)

>E) Your whole life (Lie)

>F) Remain silent
>>
>>810572
>>A) Only since the Eight Tails told you
>>
>>810572
A
>>
>>810572

>A) Only since the Eight Tails told you
>>
>>810572
>A)
>>
>>810572
>>A) Only since the Eight Tails told you

goddamn sensei, way to freak kuro out
>>
>>810594
If Tobirama Senju is the Donald Trump of Hokage, then Senmai Okari is the Richard Nixon of Hokage.
>>
>>810603
I see the reason for the freak out then.
>>
>>810575
>>810578
>>810590
>>810591
>>810594
"Only since the Eight Tails told me, Lord Hokage." You respond, keeping the nervousness out of your voice.

He keeps his unbroken gaze on you, "That seems to align with what your sensei told me." You feel his eyes boring through you, "How did the Hidden Cloud catch wind of this?"

>A) The Eight Tails must have told its Jinchuuriki

>B) They must have noticed when I killed the man on the bridge

>C) Maybe the Six Tails' Jinchuuriki figured it out

>D) You don't know

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810626
>D) You don't know
>>
>>810626
>A) The Eight Tails must have told its Jinchuuriki

>B) They must have noticed when I killed the man on the bridge
One or the other
>>
>>810626
>D) You don't know

>B) They must have noticed when I killed the man on the bridge

>E) am i in trouble sir?
>>
>>810626
>A) The Eight Tails must have told its Jinchuuriki

>B) They must have noticed when I killed the man on the bridge

one of those, not sure which
>>
>>810633
This

Don't worry guys, worst comes to worst we become a missing nin or defect to cloud for some of that sweet sweet raikage action.
>>
>>810653
so down.

even if we don't get kicked out i'm down
>>
>>810653
>defect to cloud for some of that sweet sweet raikage action.
Ha.
>>
>>810633
>>810645
"Either the Eight Tails told its Jinchuuriki or they new because of the Samurai on the bridge, sir." You respond.

He just nods, "And not once in your life has anyone brought up being an Otsutsuki or having any of their Kekkei Genkai, correct?"

You confirm that is, indeed, correct.

He holds up two fat folders. "What I have here are the lineages of both of your parents, and neither indicate any sort of relation to the Otsutsuki Clan. However, such drastic mutations are not unheard of. Especially when the ninja in question has been tampered with." He puts the folders down and narrows his eyes, "Why did you spend a day in the Sound Village?"

>A) To sight-see

>B) To contact someone (Lie)

>C) You were tired

>D) You felt compelled to (Did you?)

>E) You don't know

>F) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810706
>>A) To sight-see
>>
>>810706
>A) To sight-see
sensei wanted to stop by to sight see and we went along with it because we didn't care either way
>>
>>810706
A
>>
>>810706
>A) To sight-see
>>
>>810706
>A) To sight-see
>>
>>810706
>A
>>
>>810706
>>A) To sight-see
>>
>>810713
>>810716
>>810732
>>810747
>>810754
>>810755
>>810757
"Just to sight-see, Lord Hokage." You tell him, "It was Hōōmaru-sensei who suggested it, sir."

You can feel his coldness spread throughout the room. "What were you doing for the twenty-hours you weren't with your sensei? Why did she find you in a park?"

>A) Tell him everything

>B) Tell him everything except the fight

>C) Tell him everything except the Snow Uchiha

>D) Tell him everything except the fight and the Snow Uchiha

>E) Make up a story

>F) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810769
>A) Tell him everything
>>
>>810769
>C) Tell him everything except the Snow Uchiha
>>
>>810769
>C) Tell him everything except the Snow Uchiha
>>
>>810769
>C) Tell him everything except the Snow Uchiha
not important
>>
>>810769
>>C) Tell him everything except the Snow Uchiha
>>
>>810774
>>810776
>>810777
>>810786
You tell the Tenth Hokage everything, though you do leave out the Snow Uchiha, not wanting to cause them any trouble.

When the Hokage asks why you did what you did to the Rice ninja, you tell him you were worried they were kidnapping someone, which he seems to accept.

"You are free to go for now, Kuro," He tells you, "But don't expect this to be over."

You bow on your way out, then head downstairs.

>A) Go home

>B) Go see someone (Who?)

>C) Go somewhere (Where?)

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>810826
>>A) Go home
>>
>>810826
>B) Go see someone (Who?)
sensei, let her know we're alright and seek some comfort from her
>>
>>810826
>>A) Go home
>>
>>810830
>>810857
You leave the Hokage's office, going home.

The walk feels awfully long, and the village less welcoming. You sigh occasionally as you walk.

When you get home, it's empty, and you just head to your room, tuckered out from the past few days, and even the past hour.

>End Session, I'll stick around for a bit, and next session Thursday
>>
>>810867
Nice thread, it'll be fun seeing Kuro develop his not really bloodline
>>
>>810867
Thanks for running Country, I feel fucked with all these bad rolls today here and in Soms thread
>>
File: frustration.gif (207 KB, 352x200)
207 KB
207 KB GIF
>>810874
Yeah, /qst/ has been a cruel mistress tonight.
>>810871
Thanks for coming.
>>
>>810878
I really wanted to help whatever was in that crate even if it might have been bad
>>
>>810892
They'll know that you tried. Maybe.
>>
>>810919
They ded.
>>
>>810930
They wish.
>>
>>810943
I feel bad for rolling that 1.
>>
Is it time to think of a backup plan if the village decides to get rid of us?
Should we try and find snake.
>>
>>811128
>Should we try and find snake.
Haha. The village wouldn't try to 'get rid of' an asset like that. Not in any way you could see coming at least.
>>
>>812040
we gonna get white hair during the time skip or naw?
>>
Well since you mentioned it, I think the 21st tournament would be a good point to start, personally I hope we befriend the Z fighters
>>
>>812063
I'll make up my mind eventually, but I've been leaning towards the 22nd because it goes right into King Piccolo and I'm not sure how Korin would react to Spore or how Cell 20 years early would affect Gero.
>>812048
No, your hair color is already pretty much Hagoromo's. You might get shaved eyebrows though, considering Toneri and Ashura are the only Otsutsuki with normal eyebrows. Also paler skin too.
>>
>>812093
>spoiler
Jesus, we're gonna be able to blend in with paper at this rate. If we keep our baggy eyes, then we'll look like a tired corpse.

At least we have a pretty hype kekkei genkai. now to unlock the Hair Needles so that our spikey hair can actually be spikes.
>>
>>812203
You may need to grow your hair out a little. I would love art of post-timeskip Kuro in the Otsutsuki outfit desu.
>>
>>812220
Damn, a spikey long-haired Kuro in the Otsutsuki outfit surrounded by chakra fists. This has potential.
>>
Future Naruto Quest


This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.


However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.


You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest


Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM


Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH (I think this is outdated now)


Last Session, Kuro returned to the Hidden Leaf, and had an appointment with the Hokage.
>>
That night, you reunite with your family, though for the time being leave the news about your bloodline out of the conversation, you want to have more energy when you talk about that.

The next morning, both of your parents have to work, and your sister is one a mission for a few days. After you bring Haiiro to the Academy you have some time to yourself.

It's somewhat early in the morning, so you have plenty of time to kill today.

>A) Visit someone (Who?)

>B) Go somewhere (Where?)

>C) Stay home

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>812552
>>A) Visit someone (Who?)
>Hakurin
How worried should we be about the leaf knowing that we have moon Milf's bloodline?
>>
>>812569
Moderately.
>>
>>812552
>A) Visit someone (Who?)
>Jimmaru
>>
>>812552
>A) Visit someone (Who?)
>Jimmaru
>>
>>812569
>>812577
You decide to see your teammates, it's been long enough since you saw or even talked to either, thanks to your latest mission.

Seeing Hakurin first is probably the best course of action, so that's what you do. Heading to the Hyuuga Compound, you're let in quickly, and find Hakurin heading back to her house, she looks like she just got back from a mission.

You greet her and she greets you happily. She asks how your mission went.

>A) Good...

>B) Tell her everything

>C) Tell her everything except your bloodline

>D) Not great

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>812609
>B)
>>
>>812609
>>E) Something else (What?)
Exhausting
>>
>>812609

>B) Tell her everything
>>
>>812609
>>B) Tell her everything
Better if she knows now in case we go missing min when the leaf decieds our moon juice needs to get locked away
>>
>>812624
How do you go missing nin from the moon?
>>
>>812629
Well its rather simple. We live on Mars.
>>
>>812615
>>812618
>>812624
>>812616
"It was exhausting," you start, "let's find somewhere private to sit down though, it's pretty... sensitive." Hakurin takes you to her house, and her parlor, where she assures you the rest of her family is out for the day.

You proceed to tell your teammate everything, including the interrogation by the Hokage. Hakurin looks scared afterwards.

"Well, I'm just glad you're okay really, and it's cool that you have something like that, now I'm not the only member of the team with a kekkei genkai." She tells you after getting over that. You leave her when her mother gets home, greeting the older Hyuuga as you leave.

After that you find Jimmaru's house just outside the Uchiha Compound, where all the Branch Uchiha houses are. When you knock on the door to his house, no one answers.

>A) Keep knocking

>B) Go up to his window and knock

>C) Call him

>D) Leave

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>812669
>>C) Call him
>>
>>812669
>C) Call him
>>
>>812669
>C)
>>
>>812669
>C) Call him
>>
>>812674
>>812676
>>812680
>>812683
You call your teammate, and quickly receive a bleary response. "Hey, Kuro? Back in town already?" He yawns, "I'll be right down."

A few minutes later, your teammate appears at the door, opening it, in his pajamas and slippers. "Hey man, what's up?" He asks as he invites you in.

You both take a seat in his small kitchen as he microwaves breakfast for himself.

>A) Tell him everything

>B) Leave something out (What?)

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>812721
>>A) Tell him everything
Jimmaru can come with when we go missing nin the leaf uchiha are twats
>>
File: Madoka condescends.jpg (42 KB, 492x492)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>>812734
>the leaf uchiha are twats
Because the foreign ones are so much better.
>>
>>812721
>>A) Tell him everything

I doubt our two teammates that come from prominant ninja clans are going to defect with us if worst comes to worst but whatever.
>>
>>812734
>>812744
You tell Jimmaru everything just like you told Hakurin.

At the end of your story he just sighs, "That sounds pretty cool but also really sucky, hang in there Kuro." He tells you with a pat on the back.

"Anything else you wanted to do?" He asks through a mouthful of breakfast burrito.

>A) Yes (What?)

>B) No (Where do you go now?)
>>
I'll be back in a few, errands.
>>
>>812764
>>A) Yes (What?)
might as well get some training in
Lets try on his sharingan
>>
>>812764
>>B) No (Where do you go now?)
>Go train, getting that beat down in rice was embarrassing, step your game up
>>
>>812764
Sure why not, >>812811 supporting
>>
File: theBasicsOfCQC.jpg (44 KB, 1280x720)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>812764
>Acquire basics of CQC
>>
Errands just fuck my shit up. Anyway, back.

>Writing
>>
>>812811
>>812820
>>812842
You say goodbye to Jimmaru, leaving him to enjoy his day off- apparently he's been kind of swamped with clerical jobs since he became a chunin.

You go to the gym and train your taijutsu. However, you can't get much better on your own, and don't make much progress.

Thinking back to the encounter in the Sound Village, it didn't seem like that Rice Ninja was using taijustu. You think you know what he was using, but you have to jog your memory.

>A) You know what it was (15 on a d20; if anyone knows then no DC)

>B) You don't know what it was
>>
>>812977
>A) You know what it was (15 on a d20; if anyone knows then no DC)
>>
>>812977
>A)
I knew I should have picked up UNS3
>>
>>812977
>A) You know what it was (15 on a d20; if anyone knows then no DC)
I feel good about the dice today
>>
>>812977
>A) You know what it was (15 on a d20; if anyone knows then no DC)
>>
>>812977
>A) You know what it was (15 on a d20; if anyone knows then no DC)

The finger gun, right? Pretty sure that was just a Water Gun technique. Or if it's the whip, then it was either a water whip or a running water whip.
>>
>>812982
>>812984
>>812993
>>813002
>>813009
First three 1d20.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>813026
Damn, and here I thought I'd get it right.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>813026
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>813026
Just to finish it off
>>
>>813033
Well, you did with that roll. It was Hydrofication, the Hozuki technique.

>Writing
>>
>>813033
You realize that you were probably up against one of the worst opponents you could fight. He was a Hozuki, you know there are a few of them in the Land of Rice Paddies.

You finish up at the gym and head home, finding both of your parents there, but neither Haiiro nor Shirou.

They greet you less at ease than normal, and you think you know why.

>A) Go about your business as usual

>B) Ask them how you relate to the Otsutsuki

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>813041
Fuck me, that one's obscure as shit. Useful as hell though. Shame it only got use in, like, one fucking chapter.
>>
>>813058
>B) Ask them how you relate to the Otsutsuki
>>
>>813061
Suigetsu and the Second Mizukage use it every time they fight.
>>
>>813067
Did they? Sheeit, my memory's going then. Time to read some shit.
>>
>>813058

>B) Ask them how you relate to the Otsutsuki
>>
>>813058
>B

I come back after a long break to this revelation and the fact that we may have missed breeding with Aryan Mega Milk. I don't know if I'm happy or disappointed.
>>
>>813101
I'm happy to welcome you back, Dice.
>>
>>813109
Thanks, Country, glad to be back. Also, if my ideas still suck/suck even more in this, I'm still working on reading up on what's happened so apologies ahead of time.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11622814
Before I start
>Writing
let me throw this out there.
>>
>>813066
>>813076
>>813101
You take a moment to mentally prepare yourself, breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. Both of your parents seem very tense as well.

"Mom, dad," you say, without any inflection in your voice, "how am I an Otsutsuki."

Your father pinches the bridge of his nose, looking ready to talk, but your mother is the one who first speaks. "It's because you were designed that way, Kuro," she says in a sweet tone, trying to soften the impact of her words, "your father and I, after your sister was born, we were approached by..." she trails off, not sure what to say.

"We were approached by a scientist, an Otsutsuki one, who explained that our genetics together, were perfect to recreate the Clan's genetics." Your father picks up, also trying to lessen the impact of what he's saying. "And we agreed, hoping to give you an edge as a ninja," before you can say anything, he continues, "Of course, your sister is proof that our kids could be above average ninjas on their own, but we wanted to open even more opportunities to our next kid."

"That's the simplest way we can put it, Kuro." Your mother finishes.

>How do you feel about this?
>>
File: 1478148384402.jpg (98 KB, 994x800)
98 KB
98 KB JPG
>>813156
>You Wot
>>
>>813156
>Confused
"So... Am I really your child?"

I'm now even more confused but in a good way.
>>
>>813156
Confused
That makes perfect sense
>>
>>813156
>EXTREME EYEBROW WIGGLING.
>>
>>813195
Goddammit, Jiraiya, turn on your trip and stop your eyebrow wiggling.

Unless you've finally fucking routelocked us, then keep doing it.
>>
>>813171
>>813186
>>813170
>>813195
You're confused by this, and raise an eyebrow to show it. "So, I really am your son?" You ask confusedly.

"Yes, Kuro, you are." Your father assures you.

"Well, mostly." Your mother says, hesitantly.

>A) What?

>B) "I'm confused enough for today"

>C) "Okay, whatever, goodnight."
>>
>>813212
>A) What?
>>
>>813209
Touche Dice, You've found me.

I don't know who we should lock with anymore

>>813212
>A) What? I know how babies are normally made, how was I?
>>
>>813212
>A)

Dammit, Mom, this is why we have trust issues.
>>
>>813217
Because you're a bastard?
>>
>>813212
>>A) What?

>Mostly
Welp, you heard it.
Its not gonna be weird to go for shirou.
>>
>>813215
>'You've found me.'
>When your IP is the same fucking one
Nigga, you wat?

Also, what happened to Hakurin? What happened to sensei? What happened to lolis? What happened to Uzumaki? WHAT HAPPENED TO ARYAN TITTY MONSTER?

At least I know why Momo isn't a choice.
>>
>>813222
Mom's a whore, Dad is a social fuckwick and now incest is fully in play. I'm not drunk enough for this. When do our real parents come for us?

>>813230
You have an extension don't you? Or did I post with my name earlier? AND THEY LACK OUR SUPERIOR GENETICS.
>>
>>813224
Is it not weird to go for your more-than-half-sister?
>>813230
>Also, what happened to Hakurin?
Nothing, she's fine.
>What happened to sensei?
Nothing, she's fine, but worried for you.
>What happened to lolis?
Both Hyaku and Haiiro are fine.
>What happened to Uzumaki?
If you mean Himarase, she's fine.
>WHAT HAPPENED TO ARYAN TITTY MONSTER?
She went full Third Raikage, and is probably gonna get Mike Tyson'd.
>>
>>813245
>Is it not weird to go for your more-than-half-sister?
You're right, thats not gonna be an issue, no point in worrying about it.

>She went full Third Raikage, and is probably gonna get Mike Tyson'd.
Oh shit
>>
>>813222
Yes, that's why.

I might be pushing myself onto Kuro somewhat.
>>813236
Yes, you did. Like your first post in this thread. That's why you fuck bitches, to give them OUR SUPERIOR GENETICS! But seriously, is it just that much of a toss-up or something? Did something happen with Hakurin?
>>813245
I don't see why that makes her unfuckable. Sister is nasty though.
>>
>>813251
Nope nothing, Besides finding out that our Blood-line would get us most likely gutted by her family for it.
>>
>>813258
>Implying the Keikaku Clan wouldn't want you to make maybe tenseigan babies

>Writing
>>
>>813258
Then we must bring peace between our families by giving her the dong!
>>
>>813214
>>813215
>>813217
>>813224
"What?" You ask incredulously, you know how babies are usually made, and it doesn't involve more than two people. "What is that even supposed to mean?!"

"You see," your mother starts to explain, "there was some tampering with your genetics before you were born, and that included the added genetic material of pure-blooded Otsutsuki."

That makes sense- you suppose.

"It was too unlock the potential in your genes when the time came," your father tells you.

>A) You can accept that

>B) Who's genes do you have?

>C) What about Shirou?

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>813267
>B) Who's genes do you have?
>>
>>813267
>B) Who's genes do you have?

>C) What about Shirou?
>>
>>813267
>>B) Who's genes do you have?
>>C) What about Shirou?
>>
>>813267
>B)
>C)
>>
>>813267
>B) Who's genes do you have?
>C) What about Shirou?
Urge to waifu relatives intensifies
>>
>>813268
>>813271
>>813272
>>813273
>>813275
"Who's genes do I have?" You ask, mildly concerned.

Your parents look at each other nervously, before your father shakes his head, "We were told a pure Otsutsuki, but nothing specific, I'm sorry to say it son, but either Toneri Otsutsuki or Momoshiki Otsutsuki."

You power through the revelation that you have the blood of either of two of the world's worst villains in your veins, "What about Shirou?"

"Like we said," Your mother tells you, "We were only approached after Shirou was born, she has our 'perfect genetics' but not your Otsutsuki blood."

You just nod along at this point.

>A) Do you have any other questions (If so, what?)

>B) Thank them for their openness, finish the day

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>813306
>>B) Thank them for their openness, finish the day
That's perfect for that 'Will I become like them' angst
>>
>>813306
>A) Do you have any other questions
>Is that why I can only hurt women and I'm so socially awkward?
>>
>>813306
>>B) Thank them for their openness, finish the day

>>813313
Hey now, booze easily fixes that and we managed to inspire a lot of worship off that dead girl.
>>
>>813306
>B) Thank them for their openness, finish the day
>>
>>813313
You say that like you haven't beaten Jimmaru, Mayuto, and Tenburo in fights.
>>813312
It would be pretty hard to become like "Der tablet told me to drop the mon and fug my cuzin" and literal cannibal Hitler.
>>
>>813306
>B)
>C)
Tell them that we love them for being honest.
>>
>>813322
>Implying any of them are hard to actually beat.
>>
>>813339
Are any of the girls you've fought one-on-one seriously and won against hard to fight? Just Inoko and Momo now that I think about it.
>>
>>813312
>>813319
>>813320
>>813330
You thank your parents for being so honest with you, and tell them that you love them.

The next day, both of your parents are again off at work, though it is the weekend, so Haiiro doesn't have the Academy today.

Your young cousin asks you to train her today.

>A) Train her in something (What?)

>B) Do something else (What?)
>>
>>813359
>>A) Train her in something (What?)
Go over what she's been learning in the academy and help her with that
>>
>>813359
>>A) Train her in something (What?)
Genjutsu
Don't think we've started at all on that.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>813363
>>813365
Rolling, 1 is whatever the Academy is teaching her, 2 is genjutsu
>>
>>813365
>>813379
What genjutsu do you want to teach her?

>A) False sight (50)

>B) False sound (35)

>C) Clone Jutsu (70)
>>
>>813382
B
>>
>>813382
>>B) False sound (35)
>>
>>813382
>>C) Clone Jutsu (70)
>>
>>813382
>B) False sound (35)
>>
>>813382
>C) Clone Jutsu (70)
>>
>>813384
>>813386
>>813387
>>813390
>>813391
Roll for it, first three 1d100's.
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>813396
>>
>>813401
I mostly just lurk and read but damn team three star
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>813396
>>813401
The most mundane shit, man.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>813396
I'm glad dice is back, I missed him
>>
File: the hell.jpg (26 KB, 376x410)
26 KB
26 KB JPG
>>813401
>>813405
>>
>>813401
>>813405
You set out to teach Haiiro the False Sound technique and she picks it up instantly. Either she's a prodigy student, or you're a prodigy teacher.

In celebration, you agree to take her out for ice cream.

You both enjoy the frozen treat, and it lifts your spirits from recent events.

Speaking of recent events though, while you're out with Haiiro, you spot Himarase and Sakutai having lunch.

>A) Greet them casually

>B) Confront Sakutai

>C) Ignore them, go home

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>813414
Hey, man, at least I'm rolling decently and it's not a double crit.
>>813406
Saying you missed me is like saying you missed the shit you just flushed... but thank you, you fuck, kind of needed that along with Country's welcome back after dealing with some stuff today.
>>
>>813419

>B) Confront Sakutai
>I'mma fucking Fist you faggot.

>>813424
your always welcomed here you fuck.
>>
>>813419
>A)
>>
>>813419
>B)

Kind of curious, what the fuck did Sakutai do? Or is it just dirty Uchiha bullshit?
>>813428
Why are we fisting? Also, thank you, you fuck, now start routelocking us again, please.
>>
>>813436
Kaya asked us to beat him up we refused and then she did it herself and put him under a genjutsu and sent him to our house. We snapped him out of it and he asked us who did it and we protected her since she knows our dirty secret and he got butt hurt we didn't give him a name.

Am I missing details?
>>
>>813436
His a fucking cunt, if his the one who tried to call us out that we would work with other ninja first and foremost of something.
>>
>>813446
That's wrong actually, one of the Mist genin gave you a note to fuck with him and sent him to your house with it, you wouldn't tell him who was trying to fuck with him so he got mad.
>>813447
You might be thinking of his brother.
>>
>>813419
>B) Confront Sakutai
Bruh
>>
>>813458
Okay thanks Country, I was going by what I could remember but it's been a while
>>
File: let me... help you.png (240 KB, 640x480)
240 KB
240 KB PNG
>>813436
>>813459
B wins, with this >>813428 dialogue.
>>
I hope this doesnt end too badly, we have Haiiro with us
>>
>>813470
I'm glad we're adults then. I love rape.
>>
File: Fucking Seriously.jpg (5 KB, 200x200)
5 KB
5 KB JPG
>>813470
>>813477
Gettin' real tired of your shit, Jiraya.
>>
>>813428
>>813436
>>813459
You march up to the two Leaf genin, and grab Sakutai by the shoulder.

"Oh, hey Kuro, sorry abou-" he starts before you cut him off.

"I'm about to fist you, you dick." You say with a surprising amount of anger. Himarase bursts out in laughter to his left.

Sakutai tries to stammer something out, but you keep talking. "Just because you were a little upset a month and a half ago, you sic your brother on me on that mission!?" You ask angrily.

"No, Kuro!" He says, shaking his head frantically, "I told Taiomon a while ago, sure I was annoyed, but I got over it, I didn't think that he would hold a grudge! I'm sorry!" Himarase is still laughing, and you note that Haiiro is still outside, and can't hear the confrontation.

>A) Accept his apology

>B) Reject his apology

>C) Slap Himarase

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
File: 1-800-3BEAM UP.gif (1.84 MB, 325x244)
1.84 MB
1.84 MB GIF
>>813485
>Fucking Seriously.jpg
More like deadly seriously.jpg
>>
>>813487
>A) Accept his apology
>D) take Himarase behind a barn and dick her
>>
>>813487
>break out laughing.
>tell him after that its fine.
>>
>>813487
>A)
>D)
"You owe me, you little shit."

Also, fuck it, since I'm feeling lucky, lets hit on Himarase.
>>813491
Almost as dead as my credibility as a player!
>>
>>813487
Changing this >>813496 too >>813494
>>813494
>>
>>813487
>>A) Accept his apology
>>813491
Kek
>>
>>813487
>>A) Accept his apology
Jesus, leave himarase along
>>
>>813510
>>
>>813487
A
>>
>>813487
This >>813494
>>
>>813494
This just to have some fun.
>>
>>813504
>>813524
>>813528
oh shit this is happening? did Kuro bring condoms or are we pulling out?
>>
File: hmm.jpg (5 KB, 208x156)
5 KB
5 KB JPG
>Leave for a few minutes, vote runs long
>Come back to this
>>
>>813538
you ain't gonna do shit. Nor accept this vote without anons getting a chance to pull out at the last second.
>>
>>813538
What were you expecting?
>>
>>813535
Pulling out is for chumps.
>>
>>813535
>>
>>813494
>>813502
>>813504
>>813524
You tell Sakutai that you accept his apology, then ask Himarase if she would like to fill your earlier request.

The Uzumaki girl laughs, "I missed you these past few weeks Kuro," she winks at you then looks at both you and Sakutai, "Now that the gang's all here how about we find a barn and make this a little more interesting." She holds up three fingers and licks her lips.

>A) "No."

>B) "Well Sakutai?"

>C) Something else (What?)

Keep asking me for shovels.
>>
>>813540
A last second isn't long enough to pull out this dong.
>>
>>813550
>B)
>>
>>813550
>A) "No."
Kuro is gonna be the center of attention today
>>
>>813550
>B) "Well Sakutai, I got first dibs though?"

FUCKING KNEW IT. ya bitched out.
>>
>>813550
>>A) "No."
Sluuuuuuuut!

New bloodline trick and you guys want to immediately spread kuros dna for free , lowering its value.
>>
>>813550
>>B) "Well Sakutai?"
I'll dig us deeper
>>
>>813556
>>813562
oh damn I voted already time to put down the bottle for tonight and close a tab or two
>>
File: I'm Just Thirsty.gif (824 KB, 500x305)
824 KB
824 KB GIF
>>813560
Hey, that's not why I want to spread the DNA
>>
>>813572
But its going to happen, i only hope it locks us out of persuing hakurin.
Finding out her crush is banging her rival? woof, thats gonna be fun to read.
>>
>>813550
A
>>
>>813554
>>813557
>>813564
"Well Sakutai?" You say, raising an eyebrow.

"No way!" He exclaims, "That would be gay, like really gay, gayer than you think!" He's in full panic.

"Shut up." Himarase says out of the corner of her mouth, to her teammate.

"No, I won't, listen Kuro there's something I have to tell you." Sakutai says, getting out of his seat and trying to huddle with you.

"There absolutely isn't!" Himarase says, getting between the two of you.

>A) "What is it?"

>B) "I don't need to know."

>C) Guess (98)
>>
>>813586
>>A) "What is it?"
>>
>>813586
>>A) "What is it?"
aww shit
>>
>>813586
>A) "What is it?"
after finding out take Himarase behind the barn, stop wussing out country
>>
>>813586

>A) "What is it?"
>Shit eatting grin at that moment for toying with him and making him pay.
>>
>>813586
>A
"Dammit, fine, but this is really killing it for me..."
>>
>>813589
>>813590
>>813591
>>813596
"What is it, it can't be that bad?" You ask Sakutai as he pushes Himarase away.

"Well Kuro did you know that some guys act like, dress like, and live like girls?" He asks as what he's trying to say starts to dawn on you. You nod. "Well my team is two guys and a girl, if you know what I mean."

You nod again, and Himarase pushes you two apart again, "What did he tell you?!" she demands of you.

Just then Haiiro bursts in, "Kuro are you almost done? I wanna go home."

>A) Use Haiiro as an excuse to leave

>B) Write-in
>>
>>813622
>>A) Use Haiiro as an excuse to leave
This only makes me harder
>>
>>813622
>A) Use Haiiro as an excuse to leave
>Whisper faggots aren't people as we leave.

So We just got confirmed Himarase is a trap or a faggot. Either way, This helps.
>>
>>813622
>A)
Aaaaannnnnnddddddd, my thirst is gone.
>>
File: horrible.gif (858 KB, 240x228)
858 KB
858 KB GIF
>>813622
>>A) Use Haiiro as an excuse to leave
hah, Kuro was hitting on a trap.
Jeez, that threesome would have been sooo gay.
oh shit, Kuro let a guy give him a handy J
>>
>>813628
>trap or a faggot
Mutually exclusive in this case, innit?
>>
>>813639
Well that clears it up, Though due remember the Romans said only the one taking it was the faggot.
>>
>>813643
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>
>>813627
>>813628
>>813634
>>813636
"Looks like you're not feeling well Haiiro, better get you back home." You say as you rush Haiiro out of the restaurant and back to your house.

When you get there, the Academy Student is inquisitive, "Kuro, why did you rush out of there, it looked like you were fighting..." before you can reassure her that you can't, she thinks of something else, "You were fighting!" She exclaims, "Over that girl! Or that boy flirted with your girlfriend, and you were defending her honor!" She beams at you, "You're so chivalrous Kuro!"

>A) "I'll tell you when you're older."

>B) Point out everything wrong with what she said

>C) Say nothing

>D) Something else (What?)

Glad I kept you away from the barn now, huh?
>>
>>813652
>>B) Point out everything wrong with what she said
>>
>>813652
>He was a fucking faggot and the other one liked cock Hirro. I wasn't fighting for anything but dicking with them.

You just pulled this out of your ass cause I called you on it didn't you? Also did anybody even VOTE them to be the trap?
>>
>>813658
Himarase has been the trap ever since I decided that Hakurin wasn't. So, like months ago.
>>
>>813663
>Hakurin was to be a trap

Would that had even fucking survived in that household?
>>
>>813652
>B)

Time to burst this bubble because you guys haven't done it yet. Also, don't worry, in a few years, we'll take our cousin out to the barn...
>>
>>813665
Gets the younger son out of the branch family.
>>
>>813656
>>813667
You carefully poke holes in every one of Haiiro's romance novel dreams, tactfully leaving out the parts you figure are too adult, Shirou is corrupting the kid enough, no need for you to do the same.

The rest of the day goes by boringly, as does the one after that. On the first day Haiiro is back at the Academy, and you're home alone again, you find yourself pretty bored.

>A) Visit someone (Who?)

>B) Go somewhere (Where?)

>C) Take a mission

>D) Stay in
>>
>>813683

>C) Take a mission
>>
>>813683
>C) Take a mission
>>
>>813683
>A)
Hakurin? Lets try and recover this day somehow.

Also, I'm going to sleep now.
>>
>>813683
>C) Take a mission
>>
>>813686
>>813688
>>813690
When you get to the Missions office, you try to select a B-rank, only to be denied. Finding this odd, you try a C-rank. It's also denied. When you select a D-rank, it allows you to take that.

Something is fishy here, so you decide to get to the bottom of it. You confront the bored-looking chunin at the Mission Completions Desk, who sends you to a jounin with a tablet. He explains that you're barred from anything except D-rank missions and C-rank clerical missions until further notice.

>A) Take a D-rank mission

>B) Take some C-rank clerical work

>C) Ask an ANBU about it

>D) Ask Sensei about it

>E) Put in an appointment with the Hokage to ask him about it

>F) Find a high-ranking jounin, ask them about it

>G) Just go home

>H) Something else (What?)
>>
>>813717
>C) Ask an ANBU about it

>D) Ask Sensei about it
>>
>>81371
Ask sensei about it.
Time to think of emergency escape options.
>>
>>813745
>>813752
That... took a while.

>Writing
>>
>>813753
I had to shower mate.
>>
>>813745
>>813752
You quickly find Hōōmaru-sensei at a convenience store that you know she frequents about halfway between her house and yours.

She seems to be enjoying a day off, drinking something sweet and carrying a bag full of junk food. You know you have to ask her, but you do feel kind of bad badgering her on her day off.

"Hōōmaru-sensei?" You call when you're near her.

"Hey Kuro, what's up?" She answers in her usual chipper tone, which you're glad is back.

You tell her about your dilemma at getting a mission.

Hōōmaru-sensei sighs deeply. "I'm sorry Kuro, I wish there was something I could do, but the Hokage must have blacklisted you while you're under investigation."

That makes sense, you suppose. To make up for it, Hōōmaru-sensei lets you spend the afternoon with her, and even tries to help you with getting into video games, because, as she puts it, "I'm not one to hold myself above someone just cause others think they're casual." All-in-all, it makes up for the crappy news.

>End session, as always, I'll stick around for a bit, expect a late thread this Friday.
>>
>>813758
>while we're under investigation

Whelp its clear, should've went with Rock people.
>>
>>813761
When did they offer to take you off the leaf's hands?
>>
>not wanting to fuck the trap
Huh. New blood or lack of folks from the threads where we were discussing it.
>>
>>813758
Time to go and escape from the village. Clearly there is no future for us here.
>>
>>813780
You'll be off the hook when you oust other Otsutsuki to the House Un-Konoha Activities Committee.
>>813779
Don't worry anon, Himarase still thirsts for Kuro.
>>
Inb4 we get fucked by the trap and Hakurin walkes in on us getting fucked.
>>
File: 1476895913644.jpg (44 KB, 620x413)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>813811
Anon what the hell?
>>
>>813811
Nah, Himarase might be a bit aggressive from time to time but he's also clearly "the girl" and might feel a bit weird about pitching.
>>
When are we banging sensei
>>
>>813811
>Anons fantasy catches up with him.
>>
>>813930
Hopefully as soon as possible.
>>
>>813758
>Barred from missions
>Under investigation
How much did you guys fuck up while I was gone?
>>
File: shino_cry.gif (885 KB, 500x504)
885 KB
885 KB GIF
>Himarase is a trap
>Hakurin could have been a trap
Well at least I have Hakurin and Baratsuchi, I would've been pissed if Hakurin was a trap
>>814130
Apparently we're from the moon so we can't be trusted.

Thanks for running Country
>>
>>814142
Thanks, Mom and Dad.

Also, HakurinxKuroxBarstsuchi when?
>>
File: 1455950754352.jpg (29 KB, 960x540)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
>>814276
How would we convince the two of them to get into a barn with us and not get mad? I'm serious tell me your plan I'll support it Dice

I no longer have a top 5 for the girls so now it's: Hakurim, Baratsuchi, Sensei and Shirou. Who should I add for that 5th spot?
>>
>>814285
Nigga, I'm still reading through the shit I missed. All I can say at the moment is that we need to not drop the spaghetti when the time comes. Therefore, I should not be allowed to roll at all.
>>
>>814142
Thanks for coming.
>>814276
>>814285
>Those two
>Sharing
Kek

How does it feel to never know whether or not Momo was a trap?
>>
>>813758
>sensei lets you spend the afternoon with her, and even tries to help you with getting into video games
Having an old person teach us video games out of pity is cute but embarrassing.

Youre making huge bank with ninja missions kuro, go buy some systems and a bunch of games. Gonna have a lot of time since you're blacklisted now.
>>
>>814663
I don't really care. She's dead, she was going to die no matter what based on your past statements, and unless we want to dig her or her medical records up, we can't figure it out. I also don't ever remember you bringing it up as a possibility before her death, so any anxiety I might have felt if you had isn't there.

Also, they'll share one way or another.
>>
>>814837
We can still do /ss/ with sensei, right? Time for HakurinxKuroxHoomaru.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (29 KB, 426x341)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
>>814844
>Dice comes back
>Figures out a possibly viable three-way
>>
File: Spoiler Image (941 KB, 500x281)
941 KB
941 KB GIF
>>814938
>>
>>814938
>Dice once more leading us to the promise land not with his rolls, but with ideas.
>>
File: The Savior.jpg (207 KB, 500x673)
207 KB
207 KB JPG
>>814956
>mfw this is actually my second coming
>>
>>814963
I love being white as well, First my state locks in Trump and now you lead us to a threesome path.

COUNTRY, STOP DICE BEFORE HIS POWER BECOMES TOO GREAT.
>>
>>814971
He can't waifu on the moon.
>>
>>814971
>My first election ever
>Literally the two worst candidates
>My vote doesn't count because my state will always go red so the electoral votes will go there no matter
>The fucker doesn't win the popular vote, but wins the electoral vote

Seriously, fuck that election right out the wall. If there is one thing I want from this, I want Trump to revoke the fucking electoral college because that shit is downright undemocratic at this point.
>>814982
Or if I roll a die to decide if the waifuing happens.
>>
>>814982
>Can't waifu the moon

YA FUCKING WANNA BET MATE? I know though, We'll just steal them too or find superior female on it

>>814986
>Thinking the Electoral college should be removed so only 4-8 cities would be campaigned in and fucking over ever other state.

Just...Dice please don't go rioting for your own safety.
>>
>>814844
shit pairing
Kuro with Shirou and Baratsuchi is better.
Equally unlikely as well.
>>
File: 1408415786863.jpg (91 KB, 860x929)
91 KB
91 KB JPG
>>814992
Well, no the moon is an inanimate object. And there certainly no Otsutsuki girls there.
>>
>>815008
>Fucking an inanimate object to make it give birth is an insane idea in the Naruoversa.

So Thats the no point? Not all the other shit we've ever seen?
>>
File: 1442261444408.png (123 KB, 264x210)
123 KB
123 KB PNG
>>815004
>Shirou
>Socialising with more than one other person at once
>Baratsuchi
>Sharing
>>
>>815022
Maybe Baratsuchi.

Himarase's gay as fuck though.
>>
>>815012
Yeah, that's a pretty good "no" point. Even Kaguya didn't get pregnant from the chakra fruit.
>>815022
>That spoiler
Seems less likely than /ss/ with sensei, anon
>>
>>815014
Maybe if we framed it as bullying her with bestgirl!Baratsuchi.
>>
File: baww.png (293 KB, 686x441)
293 KB
293 KB PNG
>>815014
Don't take this from me!
>>
>>815027
You say that like that's a problem when it comes to "muh rivalry" and Himarase being thirsty as hell for a certain Kuro.
>>
>>815035
Baratsuchi would be appalled if she met Shirou, and knew that she was your sister and an ANBU to boot.
>>815038
I'll take whatever I please, anon.
>>815041
It is a problem with "muh rivalry" Himarase is thirsty in general, but Kuro being her rival's crush makes her all the thirsties for him.
>>
>>815057
>I'll take whatever I please, anon
Can verify, Chunin Exams were a tough time for me.

Also, I'm fine with just one girl, but knowing how thirsty all of us can be, I am also happy to get Sensei and Hakurin.
>>
File: 3EBwsbs.png (162 KB, 525x453)
162 KB
162 KB PNG
>All these fags not wanting to find a premium Otsutsuki girl to strengthen the genes with
>>
>>815113
Sometimes it's not about eugenics.
Sometimes it's just about what the heart wants.
which in my case is currently in a deadlock between Hakurin and Baratsuchi
>>
File: 1465515970947.jpg (90 KB, 600x600)
90 KB
90 KB JPG
>>815122
>Not about eugenics
>Picks the girl who you could make super eyes with and the one who Kuro would have the best looking kids with and the possibility of Kekkei Tota
>>
>>815126
What does picking shirou and ... Mitatsu(?) get us?
>>
>>815126
The eugenics don't factor in if they were my only two serious considerations before the MOON was revealed right?
>>
>>815133
They both had kekkei genkai still, but no, it doesn't apply as much.
>>815131
Shirou gets you disappointment from your parents, Mitasu gets you a pretty much 95% useless waifu.
>>
>>815140
>disappointment
woof, thats a huge relief. I expected them both to get disowned and maybe beat the hell up by dad.
Whats the other 5%?
>>
Well now that I'm done working for the week, Hakurin is best girl. That is all.

Dice has some good ideas
>>
>>815152
>Whats the other 5%?
Geimu
>>
>>815152
>Wanting to be a disappointment to your family.
>Shirou included.
What are you doing?
>>
File: 1469327949338.jpg (48 KB, 320x320)
48 KB
48 KB JPG
>>815175
Trying to be Dice, from the looks of it
>>
>>815179
>Finally get Dice back
>Starts bulling him

Is he...our Sakure?
>>
>>815184
No, he can have good ideas and he can be sympathized with. He's our Tenten.
>>
>>815195
Who does tenten end up with again?
>>
>>815205
Do you want the bad (canon) answer, or the good (Bort Quest) answer?
>>
>>815205
If this is Leaf Ninja Quest, then you know what I end up with.
>>815179
I don't even have to try, nigga, I just am a disappointment. That is my being in its purest form.
>>815195
Don't fucking act like you don't enjoy bullying me.

Heartbreak and disillusionment.
>>
>>815229
Fuck, I meant the spoiler to be with the first part. Curse my need to respond to everything.
>>
>>815175
Its not about wanting but salvaging.
Plus, they wouldn't have to let anybody know, which would fit in very well with shirous neet nature.

>>815179
Hey now, I stick to my guns.
>>
>>815221
I want both actually, I have no clue since Neji dies.
>>
>>815236
In canon, nobody. In Bort Quest, Neji but he still dies sometime later, I can't remember exactly, it's been a while since I read that quest.
>>
>>815247
Oh in the Bort quest. Whelp, Rip crazy cat lady.
>>
>>815250
I mean neither are canon to this. But I'll take the fact she was alone after the war because the War is still canon and Neji living would fuck everything up.
>>
>>815272
He'd kill Naurto for being a shit father. the Real question now is when do we master space time justu.
>>
>>815234
Salvaging?
Can't we just help her learn to people without trying to stick our dick in what was confirmed to be a blood relative?
>>
>>815462
>without trying to stick our dick in
I think you forget where you are.
>>
>>815622
Probably
>>
File: fuck the brown one.png (7 KB, 300x289)
7 KB
7 KB PNG
Future Naruto Quest


This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.


However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.


You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest


Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM


Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/Zyy4ZJuu


Last Session, Kuro learned that he was blacklisted.
>>
The next day, you're still a bit mad about your blacklisting, and so spend a little more time laying angrily in bed than usual. After a bit of thinking, you get out of bed late and make yourself breakfast.

You then remember a few things, that you have quite a lot of your own money from all your missions, and you have a kote just laying around that you aren't using.

You could probably do something with those today.

>A) Visit someone (Who?)

>B) Buy something (What?)

>C) Get some training in (What?)

>D) Seal some jutsu in the Kote (What jutsu?)

>E) Give the Kote to Haiiro when she gets home

>F) Take a D-rank mission

>E) Take on C-rank clerical work
>>
>>816732
>C) Get some training in (What?)
Try and channel our kekky gekky, if successful, atttempt to seal some in the Kote.
>>
>>816732
>C) Strength
Not sure what the plan is anymore for his training, so if anyone wants to correct me, do so.
Also, if we can
>E)
>>
>>816732
Wait, change mine here >>816751 to >>816750 if it won't cause the Leaf to flip shit.
>>
>>816732
>C) Strength
I don't think we should do the bloodline thing
>>
>>816732
Voting this >>816750
>>
>>816750
>>816762
>>816795
Roll 1d20 for success in channeling Eighty Gods Vacuum Fist. You won't be able to seal it into a Kote yet.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>816802
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>816802
>>
>>816805
>>816808
Should have specified that I wanted three, so let's see one more!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>816802
>>
File: mediocre.jpg (32 KB, 500x281)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>816805
>>816808
>>816819
>>
>>816818
>2 10s and an 8
>I'm the 8
Glad to see my luck still holds.
>>816826
Welcome to my life as a college student struggling to survive an honors program for his first semester, Keko.
>>
>>816805
>>816808
>>816819
Travelling to the training grounds, you find one that's empty and head there. Settling down in one of the isolated ones by yourself, you resolve to gain the ability to release your bloodline on command.

You find yourself unable to release it on command, besides some wisps of pale chakra that seem to follow your movements. Despite trying to harness the power pretty hard for the whole day, you don't get very far. It's really irritating.

Speaking of irritating, as you head back home for the day, you catch a glimpse of two messy-haired blondes training together. Based on the carefree look on the older one's face, you can tell that he's not the Clan Head, but one of his brothers. The younger one, is of course, Mayuto, your old classmate.

>A) Don't intrude; go home

>B) Listen in

>C) Interrupt their training

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>816894
>B) Listen in
>>
>>816894

>B) Listen in
>>
>>816894
>B)
>>
>>816894
>A)
I don't want to intrude
>>
>>816894
>B) Listen in
Juicy gossip?
>>
>>816906
>>816911
>>816915
>>816957
You set up on the path just outside of their vision and listen in on their conversation and training.

"Come on Mayuto, with that attitude and your short fuse, you won't make chunin in the next four Chunin Exams!" The elder Namikaze says, in an annoyed tone. Clearly, he's been in Mayuto's presence for a while.

"My attitude is a winning one, uncle Mendo!" Your former classmate says, and you hear him form shadow clones to attack his uncle.

"Then why didn't you pass the Second Exam?" Mendo asks, smugly.

"Dammit!" Mayuto exclaims as you hear one of his clones pop. A short sword embeds itself in the tree you're next to, a few feet above your head. "You can't talk to me that way!" Mayuto yells at his uncle, full of anger.

You hear the second clone pop, and someone more substantial hit the ground.

"This is more of a ninja attitude," you hear a voice right next to you say. Mayuto's uncle stands next to you, leaning against the tree, seemingly coming out of nowhere.

>A) "Where did you come from?!"

>B) Apologize

>C) Get ready to defend

>D) Get ready to attack

>E) Try to run
>>
>>816998
>" Well I didn't know if it would spiral to my training grounds, So better safe then sorry you know? "
>>
>>816998
>>817010
This response
Nonchalance is the best answer since it'd piss Mayuto off the most
>>
>>816998
>B)
>>
>>816998
Fuck it, lets piss him off. >>817010
>>
>>817010
>>817020
>>817042
It would be funny to piss Mayuto off, but right now you're talking to Mendo. Not going to stop you though.
>>
>>817072
Nonetheless, it's still the better response over shitting yourself on how what looks to be a jonin managed to sneak up on you
>>
>>817010
>>817020
>>817042
"Well, I didn't know if your match was going to get out of control and spill onto my training ground," you say with a shrug, "you know your nephew."

Mendo laughs at that, "Yeah I do." He looks at you sideways, "But you were really worried about our fight spilling into where you were training?" He gives you a sly grin, "Cause I sensed you training all the way over there." He gestures in the direction you came from, before three shuriken embed themselves into the tree where he was just standing. You saw him shimmer for a second before disappearing.

The sounds of battle resume before Mendo returns to you a few minutes later. "I hope you learned something in your spying."

>A) "What was that technique?"

>B) You did learn something (What?)

>C) Ask if you can spar him

>D) Ask if you can spare Mayuto
>>
>>817106
>A)
>>
>>817106

>A) "What was that technique?"
>>
>>817106
>C)
>A)
>>
>>817118
>>817130
>>817160
You just shake your head and shrug, "But maybe I could get something out of it, what's that technique you're using?" You ask the older Namikaze.

"I'm the inheritor of the Flying Thunder God," he says with a huge grin, "Us Namikaze may be good at picking up techniques, but only a select few are ever able to wrap their head around the Flying Thunder God." He rubs his thumb across his forehead protector, "You're looking at the only ninja capable of it in the world!"

>A) Amazement

>B) Sarcastic

>C) "You're not the only one with a unique jutsu"

>D) "That must really annoy your brother"
>>
>>817193
>A)
>D)
>>
>>817193
>D) "That must really annoy your brother"
>>
>>817193
>A)
>>
>>817193
>A) Amazement
>D) "That must really annoy your brother"
>>
>>817193
>A) Amazement
>>
>parents try to genetically engineer us
>were still a shitty ninja
top kek
>>
>>817220
Mendo is both a sensor and has FTG, it's pretty hard to hide from him. People like him, Jensho, Sages, and Hyuuga are a pain to hide from without Hidden Mist Jutsu or Hidden Ash or something similar.
>>
>>817220
>Every other clan has get's to have fuckloads of help with their bloodlines/ clan techniques
>Kuro gets fuck all by comparison
>>
>>817231
Who's supposed to help you? Filthy moon pinkos always asking for handouts.
>>
>>817237
Aside from his bloodline, Kuro doesn't exactly get a lot of help anyway
>>
>>817241
We have literally the most special snowflake bloodline possible and we use fucking starch techniques lol
>>
>>817246
>literally the most special snowflake bloodline possible
I could have pulled a bloodline out of my ass, and all-killing ash bones is more snowflakey than glowey chakra hands, any of the filler kekkei genkai would have been worse, those are retarded.
>>817241
I bet the Labor Party appreciates your vote.

>Writing, had to use the bathroom
>>
>>817286
I'm more in favour of the Liberal Party actually, it's just that, for going to such length to have Kuro, his parents don't seem to have done very much in order to teach him.
>>
>>817196
>>817198
>>817200
>>817206
"Wow, that's awesome!" You gush before regaining your composure. "That must really piss off your brother," you add with a chuckle.

"Yeah, he's pretty stuck up about it," he says normally, before leaning into you, "and his son isn't much better." You struggle to contain your laughter before Mayuto comes through the trees, spotting you and Mendo.

"Tied me to a tree to spend some time with your boyfriend?!" Mayuto mocks his uncle and you simultaneously.

"Don't project on me, Mayuto," Mendo says with a smirk, "at least this kid's," he gestures at you, "able to get girls to hang out with him." With that, the older Namikaze shimmers again, before Mayuto slams a rasengan into the tree he was against, leaving a crater in it.

"You can't win against an opponent you can't hit, nephew!" You hear Mendo call through the trees before Mayuto takes off after him.

>A) Continue watching

>B) Go home

>C) Assist Mayuto

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>817328
Fair enough, though they didn't know what he would get, and neither of your parents have much experience with Chakra Cloaks or Susano'o
>>
>>817347
>A)
>>
>>817347
>A) Continue watching
>>817358
Yeah but in general, Kuro's skills aren't really good
>>
>>817347
>A


Far better then failure at training.
>>
>>817347
>B) Go home
Also our parents reasoning for fucking with our genetics is really retarded. Either that or they're both sociopaths who don't give a shit about their unborn child
>>
>>817366
Kuro is a decent ninja as far as generic ninja go, he's been a chunin for scarcely a month. If you want to learn something new, seek out a teacher.
>>
>>817347
>A)
>>
>>817361
>>817366
>>817367
>>817406
You find a better place to observe the match and do just that. The match doesn't go much longer, as Mendo ends it in a similar way to how Taiomon beat Mayuto in the Second Chunin Exam, grabbing his nephew's outstretched arm, and slamming his fist in the young Namikaze's gut.

Mayuto goes limp, and Mendo hoists the genin onto his shoulders. Your former classmate's uncle then approaches you, "I hope I can test your skill out sometime soon Kuro," his confident grin reappears on his face, "maybe next time you can introduce me to your elite ninja sister?" He shimmers with the light of his technique again, disappearing. You then head home.

When you get home, you find Haiiro at the kitchen island counter, ecstatic. You realize that she's holding your kote, which you left on the kitchen table when you left to train this morning.

"You left this out for me, right Kuro?" Your cousin says when she notices you, hopeful.

>A) "Yeah, I'll teach you how to use it soon."

>B) "Yeah, find someone to teach you how to use it."

>C) "No, it's mine, sorry, I forgot to put it back in my room."

>D) "No, give it back."

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>817456
>C) "No, it's mine, sorry, I forgot to put it back in my room."
Not that nice
>>
>>817456
>A)
>>
>>817456
>A
>>
>>817456
>A) "Yeah, I'll teach you how to use it soon."
>>
>>817456
>>A) "Yeah, I'll teach you how to use it soon."

>his confident grin reappears on his face, "maybe next time you can introduce me to your elite ninja sister?
no no no no no no no no no
>>
>>817470
>>817478
>>817483
>>817489
"Yeah Haiiro, I got it for you a while ago, I'll teach you how to use it soon, alright?" You inform her as you ruffle her hair.

"Thanks so much Kuro!" She says as she hugs you, rushing to put it away in her room. You kind of regret giving such an expensive tool away like that, but with Haiiro it'll probably see more use than it would with you. And it's not like kote actually provide a major advantage at the academy.

Later in the evening, Shirou arrives home, looking tired and actually entering through the front door.

>A) Greet her regularly

>B) Tell her that she has a "gentleman admirer"

>C) Don't acknowledge her

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>817563
>A) Greet her regularly
>>
>>817563
>B.
>>
>>817563
>B) Tell her that she has a "gentleman admirer"
>D) act all protective and shit like a good brother
>>
>>817573
>>817579
"You've got a gentleman admirer Shirou, but don't worry, I told him off for you," you jokingly tell your older sister.

"So don't you, but I couldn't tell yours off," she responds with a yawn, somehow the bags under her eyes are worse than usual, "because he's the Hokage, goodnight." With that, she goes to her room.

>A) See the Hokage immediately

>B) Wait until the morning to see him

>C) Avoid seeing the Hokage

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>817638
>>A) See the Hokage immediately
>>
>>817638
>A)
>>
>>817638
>A) See the Hokage immediately
>>
>>817638
>A)
>>
>>817644
>>817655
>>817687
>>817697
Good, because C would be bad.

>Writing
>>
>>817717
How do you avoid seeing the person in charge of your village?
I was going to say strongest but that'd probably be incorrect
>>
>>817717
See, Country, we do learn some lessons.

Even if it's only the obvious ones like 'Don't piss off the Hokage'.
>>
>>817644
>>817655
>>817687
>>817697
Swallowing a lump in your throat, you head out of your house and into the night. The only lights visible from the outside of Hokage Tower that are on the inside are the ones in his office. The climb up the staircase feels far longer than it should, and you're greeted by an empty door at the end of your ascent.

"Kuro," he greets you in his normally cold manner, "have a seat."

There are two chairs facing his desk, you take the one on the right.

"You were hoping to train your bloodline, correct?" He queries.

"Yes sir, I was, though I didn't make much progress." You tell him.

He nods, "Well, I won't let an asset like that go to waste," he slides a piece of paper across the desk, "This is your new training schedule, you're to meet your instructor tomorrow afternoon at the location listed."

You take the paper and read it, nodding, "Was that all sir?"

"Yes, Kuro, you are dismissed."

You leave, having some questions, but entirely sure they wouldn't be answered.

When you get home, your mother is there, your father is still out on a mission.

>A) Go to bed

>B) Talk to her (About what?)

>C) Ask her to teach you about cooking

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>817802
>>A) Go to bed
As I thought, at least the hokage isn't retarded about wasting assets
>>
>>817802
>A) Go to bed
with Shirou

b-because it's fun to tease her, not because Kuro wants to
>>
>>817802
>C)
>>
>>817802
>A) Go to bed

We about to get fucking breed like pigs.
>>
>>817802
>C)
>>817822
The DNA is getting spread one way or another, so I'm fine with it.

Yes, I did just make a comment that implies that I don't have Kuro's best interests in mind, only THE BLOODLINE'S!
>>
>>817802
>A) Go to bed
Backing the idea of sleeping with Shirou because >>817822 is right, we bed to get bred already
>>
>>817812
>>817822
>>817846
You settle into bed after greeting your mother and telling her goodnight.

The next morning, Shirou brings Haiiro to the Academy, before spending the day out. You suspect she's going to the arcade or something.

That afternoon, you head to the Training Ground, where you find a smaller one signed out in your name. When you get there, you see a sickly-looking Uchiha jounin leaning against one of the posts in the middle of the field.

"You're ten minutes early, good." He says, extending his hand for you to shake. You do, and after the hand shake he explains why he's training you. "I'm Irei Uchiha, I'm the only Uchiha with Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, so I can use the Susano'o without going blind, and since Susano'o is the closest thing to your bloodline, I'm the one training you."

He asks if you're ready.

>A) Jump right into your training

>B) Take it slowly

>C) No, you're not ready

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>817901
>A) Jump right into your training
>>
>>817901
>A)
>>
>>817901
>A) Jump right into your training
>D) Mumble something about Uchiha niggers
>>
>>817901
>A)
>>
>>817917
Go back to hell, Tobirama.
>>
>>817917
>>817927
The hell where his Mokuton is used to make enormous trees for the monkeys with red, strangely spiraling eyes to live in?
>>
File: how do I into water.png (182 KB, 481x511)
182 KB
182 KB PNG
>>817931
>Tobirama
>Wood Style
>>
>>817901
>>A) Jump right into your training
>>
>>817948
Nigga, it's 1:30 AM and I had to write a paper earlier today.

Besides, he'll make the water or something for hot springs for the monkeys.
>>
>>817909
>>817913
>>817919
>>817953
You decide to jump right into your training, and Irei reaches into a bag he has leaning against the post he was leaning against. He takes out two rubber balls, and places them, touching on another post.

"Your first training exercise is to channel your chakra through the first ball, and move the second without moving the first." He demonstrates, putting his palm against the first ball and concentrating before the second rockets off into the treeline. He goes to retrieve that one, then puts it on the pillar. "Don't worry about it if you can't get it easily, getting your chakra to flow through solid rubber is tough, and this kind of training isn't easy for even the Hyuuga."

You take your place next to the post, and place your hand on the first rubber ball.

>A) Force your chakra through it

>B) Try to ease your chakra into it

>C) Slowly push your chakra through it

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>818000
>A) Force your chakra through it

NO PAIN NO GAIN SON.
>>
>>818000
>>B) Try to ease your chakra into it
>>
>>818000
I will trust in Jiraiya this time. >>818002
>>
>>818000
>B) Try to ease your chakra into it
>>
>>818000
>A) Force your chakra through it
Like a dick through pantyhose, Kuro should be able to visualize that
>>
>>818002
>>818012
>>818039
First three 1d20.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>818051
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>818051
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>818051
>>
THE ONE TIME I EXPECT COUNTRY TO BE SLOW, HE POSTS QUICK.
>>
>>818054
>>818058
>>818060
We're never going to improve, are we?
>>
>>818054
>>818058
>>818060
What an average night.
>>
File: Thomas_Tank_Engine_1.jpg (15 KB, 300x225)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>818072
>>818069
Kuro is still a pretty shitty ninja, cool
>>
>>818054
>>818058
>>818060
You attempt to force your chakra through the ball, but only result in both being knocked off the piling after a rather loud palm-fart.

Irei simply reaches down and picks up the rubber balls, "That's the idea, but you have to force it through the rubber, you have to overcome the thickness of it." He puts them up on the post again, and tells you to keep trying.

>A) Try to force your chakra through again

>B) Try to ease your chakra through

>C) Try to work your chakra through

>D) Talk to Irei while you train (What about?)

Don't worry if you don't get this right away, it's like the rasengan training. Heh, you could probably make a syrup rasengan.
>>
>>818110

>A) Try to force your chakra through again

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>818110
>>A) Try to force your chakra through again
>>
>>818110
>>A) Try to force your chakra through again
>>
>>818110
>C) Try to work your chakra through
>>
>>818114
>>818115
>>818117
First three 1d20 again, this will be your performance for the rest of the day.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>818133
~
>>
Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)

>>818139
Looks like no one else wants to take the risk.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>818133
once more, but this time imagine dicks

Kuro ending up gay would be quite the twist
>>
>>818156
Well there was that handjob from Himarase
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>818133
>>
>>818139
>>818155
This time you force your chakra through the rubber balls again, and the second one rolls off of the piling to your surprise and joy. Less than a second later though, you get a nastier surprise when the solid rubber mass on in your hand explodes violently. It didn't injure you, but it does sting, and hurts your pride.

"That's great progress Kuro!" Irei praises you, taking out another rubber ball and putting it and the one you knocked off on the post again.

You spend the rest of the day at this, each time either sending both balls flying, or knocking the second one off while exploding the first one. You're tired at the end of the day, but Irei congratulates you, and when you leave each other, he tells you he's sure you'll make progress tomorrow.

When you get home, only Shirou is there, and she looks proud of herself, if not scared out of her mind.

"I thought you were messing with me last night!" She says, grabbing your shoulders, "But a boy really did talk to me today, and I talked to him!" She spins around the room with you, "Were you helping me last night, or just messing with me, Kuro?"

>End session, I'll resume Saturday, and stick around for a bit.

>Next time, Shirou confronts her brother over boys! Kuro continues his training! All this and more, next time on Future Naruto Quest!
>>
File: Y3Hk9VX.png (35 KB, 362x344)
35 KB
35 KB PNG
>>818195
>Talking to Shirou about boys
I really don't want to since it could and probably will go wrong quickly
Pic related
>>
>>818195
aww shit, we cant let sis date anyone that isnt Kuro. We'll need to shut this guy down somehow.
>>
File: every time.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720)
57 KB
57 KB JPG
>>818203
Anon.
>>818202
It actually went something like this:

Shirou sits in the VR game both, having just bested her previous best time, now over three seconds faster than the next fastest user, one THM. She knows both her skills and cheating are impecible, so she'll never be beat or caught, she grins to herself.

"You must be Kuro's sister, Shirou, right?" A male voice says behind her.

Oh god, a boy?! Shirou starts to freak out, but manages to keep herself under control, turning to face this mysterious speaker. Oh god, an older boy?! The headband he's wearing tells Shirou that he's a ninja, probably a jounin. She gets out of the booth.

"S-sorry, I'm done with it, you can go," she manages to say weakly, looking at the wall behind him.

The mystery man laughs, "I hear that you're a pretty elite shinobi, maybe I can treat you to dinner in exchange for some moves?" He asks.

The Namikaze are always so bold, Shirou thinks that he must be about to date rape her, and they aren't even dating!

"Yeah, I'll see you around, have to go now by!" Shirou manages to stammer out in under a second before rushing home. Mendo is left scratching his head.
>>
File: 1478129852200.jpg (122 KB, 640x480)
122 KB
122 KB JPG
>>818217
My god their parents fucked up so hard
>>
>>818223
Why do you think Haiiro moved in?
>>
>>818231
Her's are even worse?
>>
>>818240
I was implying that she was a second chance. Haiiro's parents are fine, they just didn't want to pay out the ass for the Capital Ninja training, and didn't want her to be a shill for the Daimyo. Meisai's parents are pretty fucking bad though.
>>
>>818242
>Meisai's parents are pretty fucking bad though.
Even though she isn't related to Kuro, I should mention that Baratsuchi's parents are even worse than that.
>>
>>818246
Are all wealthy parents in this universe just shitty as rule?
>>
>>818242
>>818246
I don't even think we've seen Haiiro interact with Kuro's parents, so they've already fucked up there.
>Eyepatch has shitty parent
That's awful, Kuro should make her feel better with his cooking
>>
>>818248
Hakurin's parents are fine, there's nothing wrong with Byakutsuchi or Shintsuchi's families. It's just the Meisai's mother treated him like a doll growing up and his father is distant and disapproves of his lifestyle as a ninja. Baratsuchi's dad is a total dick though, good thing that write in about a silver platter didn't win when you met her for the second time.
>>818252
You've been on timeskips and missions a lot, also you're not home or awake when they're there together usually.
>>
>>818262
>was a real dick

Found out why she wears an eyepatch now
>>
Damn it country, don't let some guy steal shirou from kuro.
>>
>>818510
nothing of value would be lost
>>
File: image_19.jpg (102 KB, 1280x720)
102 KB
102 KB JPG
>>818510
I'm okay with this, I just want her to get better
>>
File: Spoiler Image (42 KB, 640x640)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>>818510
>Don't worry anon, it may be us against the world, but I won't abandon the glorious cause!
Unless hyuuga-loli opportunities arise
>>
>>818966
You get to spin the prize wheel, anon.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>819219
Sweet I hope I can give Dice good luck
>>
File: 1478491368114.jpg (36 KB, 600x700)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>819243
>>
File: 1443273483538.jpg (28 KB, 287x266)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
>>819243
>>
What do I win? Is it a date with Hakurin?
>>
>>819255
If that's what you want. There are other prizes though.
>>
File: 1446816887871.jpg (24 KB, 820x559)
24 KB
24 KB JPG
>>819243
>>
>>819264
I don't want to waste it on what I want, I want something for everyone
>>
>>819268
Ara Ara Kage?
>>
>>819268
Damn, you too? I'm still mulling over my prize.
>>
>>819268
Ara ara kage. We need a to bail on the leaf. Shell let us have all the stuff we want.
>>
>>819277
>>819307
No, for a few reasons.
>>
No cool suggestions like putting a radio in Shirous ear and guiding her through a date and have it fritz up and watch her spill spaghetti all over herself and then immediately pull a Shirou and dissappear?

>>819327
Country you showed us the character that you based Baratsuchi on, who did you base Hakurin and Jimmaru off?
>>
>>819327
>No

OVERRRRR BEFORE IT EVEN BEGANNN
>>
>>819364
Being strongarmed into the Cloud is not a good thing.
>>819337
Baratsuchi has a few influences. Jimmaru and Hakurin aren't really based off any existing characters, they kind of look like their respective ancestors though.
>>
>>819364
It will be okay Jiraiya, there are plenty of other kunoichi
>>
>>819390
I meant the rock mate. Fuck the cloud.

>>819416
One day Kuro will have a real family
>>
>>819441
Oh yeah, the Stone is a bit better. Defection is still off the table.
>>
>>819472
The Rockage seemed chill as shit, And its not defection its... moving to expand our parents food empire.

Aren't there a shit ton of moon people in other dimensions?
>>
>>819493
>Spoiler
It's not really clear if they're in other dimensions or planets, but there aren't that many left. There are some on the moon too.
>>
>>819514
Huh. Consdering they supposedly mastered time space time i firgured they were.
>>
>>819571
Momoshiki's "dimension" and where Kaguya is sealed are both pretty clearly planets. Space-Time Ninjutsu is also used to travel places very quickly, it doesn't usually deal with trans-dimensional travel.
>>
>>819589
So we gotta go too space. Easy as pie
>>
>>819243
Don't waste your roll on me, for it will do nothing but invite great destruction upon our chances to waifu.
>>
>>819715
It's too late Dice I rolled a 100 for you.
>>
>>819715
>>819723
>Dice gods won't let Dice feel the pleasure of Nat's
>Only the pleasure of others rolling for him.
>>
>>819723
But what will it go towards? Will it go towards Kuro's training in the mastery of his heritage or in his path as a ninja? Will it go towards him finally finding a girl who will love him for more than the dong?

Nope.
>>819734
Sometimes, I imagine I'm actually Hosea or Jeremiah from the Bible and the Gods are using me as an sign of things to come.
>>
File: Karlkashi.jpg (39 KB, 500x429)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>819968
>the Bible
>Gods
>>
>>819968
>Gods
>Bible

Dice, What bible are you reading?
>>
>>819975
Let me rephrase, I'm the Hosea of the Dice Gods' Bible.

Besides, Israel was a whore for false gods. Solomon is seen as a wicked king for allowing the worship of and offering to the foreign gods of his wives and concubines.
>>
>>819983
>Solomon is seen as a wicked King

I.. what?
>>
>>820055
As an Ethiopian, it offends me as well.
>>
>>820055
>>820075
Wicked might be a bit of a strong word; however, God did tell him that for his sins of idolatry and turning away from him, Israel would be split into the northern kingdom of Israel (No really stable dynastic line, and their capital would eventually be Samaria), and the southern kingdom of Judah (where the Davidic line would still rule with Jerusalem as their capital).
>>
File: my biggest fan.png (133 KB, 2395x3216)
133 KB
133 KB PNG
Future Naruto Quest


This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.


However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.


You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest


Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM


Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/Zyy4ZJuu


Last Session, Kuro started training his bloodline with a new sensei.
>>
The next day, after breakfast and lunch, which you make yourself, you head back down to the training fields to get in another day with Irei. Oddly, he makes you wait when you get there, not showing up for about twenty minutes while you wait for him.

When he gets there, he looks a bit worse than yesterday, somehow paler than before.

"Hey Kuro," he greets, getting a pair of solid rubber balls out of the bag he's brought with him. You greet him back, then prepare for the training.

>A) Try to force your chakra through it

>B) Try to ease your chakra through it

>C) Try to work your chakra through it

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>820554
>C) Try to work your chakra through it

>Sensually
>>
>>820554
>C)
Sure why not, yesterday we tried force
>>
>>820554
>>C) Try to work your chakra through it
>>
>>820564
>>820586
>>820608
First three 1d20 senpai.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>820621
I hope my love for Dice will guide the roll like my last one
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>820621
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>820625
>>820651
Looks like I'm rolling the third one.
>>
File: 1401331703355.jpg (434 KB, 1240x1754)
434 KB
434 KB JPG
>>820664
Thanks for the save
>>
>>820664
You try to gently work the same amount of chakra that you were trying to force through yesterday. To your surprise, it actually works pretty well, the second ball rolls gently off the pilling, and Irei claps you on the back, congratulating you.

You spend the rest of the day keeping at this, and you make some progress. Across the next two days, you're able to get the ball rocketing off into the treeline as Irei showed you a few days ago.

The day after that, Irei sets one ball on top of the piling, and tells you to do the same thing, just without the first rubber ball.

>A) Try firing your chakra out like a canon

>B) Try copying Gentle Fist from what you've seen of it

>C) Try creating a gentle breeze with your chakra

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>820694
>B)
>>
>>820694
>>C) Try creating a gentle breeze with your chakra
>>
>>820694
>C) Try creating a gentle breeze with your chakra
>>
>>820734
>>820740
Show me those three 1d20's.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>820757
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>820757
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>820757
Rip
>>
>>820765
>>820767
>>820791
You try to use your chakra to gently push the ball, but don't make much progress. This also takes a few days before you're able to get a grasp on it, this time it only takes two days though, before you're able to send the rubber ball flying.

Irei congratulates you heartily, and offers to take you out to celebrate, saying that it would be nice to celebrate something like this for once.

>A) Accept his offer

>B) Tell him to hold off until your training is complete

>C) Deny his offer

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>820820
>A

Considering he looks like he'll die otherwises
>>
>>820820
>A)
Why not? I wanted to vote B but he might need this more than Kuro
>>
>>820820
>>A) Accept his offer
>>
>>820820
>A
>>
>>820850
>>820852
>>820872
>>820903
"Sure, that sounds great." You tell him. You and your instructor in your bloodline training head to a nice little restaurant outside the Uchiha Compound.

It's a deli as well as a restaurant run by a couple of Branch Uchiha, and somewhere where a lot of members of the Uchiha Clan eat lunch when they're away from home. You get the same thing as Irei, him highly suggesting it. It's just a sandwich, but it's a good sandwich. As a chef, you're actually kind of stuck-up when it comes to sandwiches, anyone can make a sandwich. You do enjoy it though.

After lunch, you have an hour left in your training today, which Irei tells you is your to use as you please.

>A) Get back to training

>B) Talk with Irei about something (What?)

>C) Go home

>D) Visit someone (Who?)

>E) Go somewhere (Where?)

>F) Something else (What?)
>>
>>820929
>B
>Ask about his eye ability and how he got dragged into training us and not some other fucker
>>
>>820929
>C)
Must talk to Shirou about boys and how they all won't rape her into slut submission
>>
>>820937
But they will and I will
>>
Change my vote to support>>820935
I'm actually curious about our new Sensei
>>
>>820935
This
>>820949
Damn it, you beat me to it.
>>
>>820935
>>820974
>>820977
You go back to the training ground and continue practicing pushing the ball off the post, until you can do it consistently. While you practice, you talk to Irei.

"So, Irei-sensei, I know that you were chosen to train me because you can use the Susano'o without negative effects," you start talking and he nods, "but besides the Susano'o, what kind of powers does your Mangekyo Sharingan have?"

"My left and right eyes have different abilities," he explains, "my left, like most other Uchiha with the Mangekyo, is Amaterasu, which I'm not the best at. My right eye's ability is a genjutsu called Omoikane, which allows me to instill extreme doubt in a target's mind, sounds like a pretty useless ability for such a cost huh?" He asks redundantly, "Surprisingly, it's found more use than Amaterasu." He gives a short chuckle.

You tell him that it's pretty impressive, yes.

>A) Ask how he awakened his Mangekyo Sharingan

>B) Ask how he obtained his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan

>C) Finish up and go home

>D) Ask to see something (What?)

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>821056
>C)
I don't know much about Naruto lore but A and B are pretty personal right?
>>
>>821072
Incredibly so, yes.
>>
>>821056
>C)
>>
>>821056
>C
>>
>>821056
>thank him for the aid
>>
>>821056
>>C) Finish up and go home
>>
>>821072
>>821122
>>821136
>>821149
>>821152
You thank him for everything, then head home. You have a couple days off starting tomorrow, but they align with the weekend, so Haiiro will probably want you to train with you.

That afternoon and night you just spend decompressing alone, Haiiro and your father having gone out to do something and Shirou mysteriously absent. The next morning, you wake up later than you thought Haiiro would let you, and discover the house is, again, empty. After a quick breakfast, you think about what to do for the day.

>A) Stay in

>B) Visit someone (Who?)

>C) Go somewhere (Where?)

>Something else (What?)
>>
>>821180
>>Something else (What?)
>Rank C clerical mission.
Should pay well right?
being a C after all
>>
>>821180
>B)
Hakurin, training
>>
>>821180
Voting dis >>821196
>>
>>821196
Thirded
>>
>>821194
C-rank things like that pay decently, not greatly though.

Got distracted conquering China, sorry.

>Writing
>>
>>821253
Tell us what game and country you're playing, you shit.
>>
>>821196
>>821214
>>821250
You decide to see Hakurin today, before going to train later in the afternoon. getting to the Hyuuga Compound doesn't take too long, and, as usual, you're let right in. You find Hakurin sparring her brother in the courtyard of their house.

"Kuro, how've you been?" Heian greets when he notices you, nimbly navigating between his sister's strikes.

You tell him you've been good, and Hakurin greets you when she has the upper hand. "Hi Kuro," she says between strikes, "care to join in when one of us wins?"

>A) Sure (Fight Hakurin)

>B) Sure (Fight Heian)

>C) No thanks
>>
>>821312
>I'll take you both one!
>>
>>821312
>A)
>>
>>821309
Victoria II /gsg/ Vickymod as La Plata, I'm scared that the Liberals will win cause I've been in and out of wars with China for the past ten years.
>>
>>821312
>A) Sure (Fight Hakurin)
>>
>>821312
>A)
>>821317
>Allowing Elections
The fuck are you doing with your life.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (46 KB, 200x200)
46 KB
46 KB PNG
>>821313
>>821312
>Fight them both
Why fucking not
>>
>>821354
I got democracy by event, which I don't dislike considering how garbage dictatorship is.
>>821315
>>821320
>>821354
>Writing
>>
>>821374
>Allowing the whims of peasants to decide your country
Disappointed still.
>>
>>821315
>>821320
>>821354
"Sure, Hakurin, I'll take you on, I don't think it would be fair to fight your brother after you're done with him." You respond to her.

This causes Heian to start laughing, which leads to Hakurin actually beating him. When Heian gets up, he blames you for helping Hakurin out, and sits on the deck surrounding the courtyard, near where you're standing.

You take your place across from Hakurin, who's byakugan are still active.

>A) Start on the defensive (80)

>B) Start out with offensive taijutsu (70)

>C) Start off with water style ninjutsu (65)

>D) Start off with starch syrup ninjutsu (65)

>E) Use Hidden Mist Jutsu

>F) Try using your bloodline in combat (95)
>>
>>821427
>E)
Not losing today
>>
>>821404
Generic Dictatorships are the worst government type in game, Communists suck, and flipping Fascist isn't the best thing to put your country through.
>>
>>821427
>C)
Water trumpets
>>
>>821427
>A)
>>
>>821427
>>C) Start off with water style ninjutsu (65)
>>
>>821467
>>821495
Roll, 1d100, first three.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>821497
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>821497
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>821497
Here come the shit rolls.
>>
File: 1465858399047.jpg (2.21 MB, 1254x1771)
2.21 MB
2.21 MB JPG
>>821527
Saved again
>>
>>821536
You're right, I should use >>821530's roll.

>Writing

Suffer for your taste.
>>
File: mami_upset.jpg (449 KB, 1200x675)
449 KB
449 KB JPG
>>821544
Damn you and Mami is best madoka
>>
>>821506
>>821530
>>821499
You start off with a Water Trumpet Jutsu to attempt to get a good hit on Hakurin early on. You're unable to tag her with it, and instead take a palm-heel strike to the chin when Hakurin strafes around it. You're knocked down, but you're able to back away from your teammate and get back on your feet before she can attack you while you're down.

You're able to dodge most of Hakurin's strikes before breaking off, with only some numbness in your arms and chest.

Water Trumpet is a pretty big technique, so you don't know if you can get something like that off on Hakurin before she can strike you.

>A) Use Water Bullet (65)

>B) Attempt Wild Water Wave (70)

>C) Use Starch Syrup (70)

>D) Attack with taijutsu (80)

>E) Attack with genjutsu (75)

>F) Attempt to use your bloodline (95)
>>
>>821573
Mami is best Madoka. But this >>821536 is not Mami.
>>
>>821596
>Smile and blow her a kiss jutus
>>
>>821596
>C)
>>
File: together.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x1080)
1.08 MB
1.08 MB JPG
>>821598
I don't have a lot of madoka related images
>>
>>821596
>>C) Use Starch Syrup (70)
>>821598
They're all shit man
>>
File: 1478669867801.jpg (135 KB, 1000x817)
135 KB
135 KB JPG
>>821596
>C) Use Starch Syrup (70)
She pecked us on the chin, time to spew all over her
>>
>nobody wants to teass the all seeing eye.

Fucking ell
>>
>>821653
Why did this make me laugh so hard?
>>
>>821601
>>821629
>>821653
Almost forgot you had to roll, first three.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>821676
>>
File: 1463938102117.gif (986 KB, 245x280)
986 KB
986 KB GIF
>>821607
You should be disappointed in yourself.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>821676
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>821676
>>
File: 1468707193582.jpg (172 KB, 557x539)
172 KB
172 KB JPG
>>821689
Shit, wrong pic.
>>821607
>You should be disappointed in yourself.
>>
File: 1465039351860.jpg (397 KB, 1000x1600)
397 KB
397 KB JPG
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>821676
>>821689
Saved
>>
>>821676
bbbbonus because i made you chuckle?
please?
Its ok
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>821676
I want to tease her, but covering her in thick sticky shit works too
>>
>>821681
>>821691
>>821695
This time, you use Starch Syrup Bullets, trying to stick Hakurin to the ground with your gooey syrup. It fails, but you do manage to tag her with it, slowing down her movements. When Hakurin goes to use Eight Trigrams Wall Palm on you, the motion of performing it causes some of the Starch Syrup to fly into her face.

The Hyuuga girl puts a hand over her right eye, "It's just water! Why does it burn?!"

>A) Go see if she's okay

>B) Take advantage of her distraction, hit her with taijutsu (35)

>C) Take advantage of her distraction, hit her with Water Style (45)

>D) Take advantage of her distraction, cover her with Starch Syrup (45)

>E) Take advantage of her distraction, put her under genjutsu (50)

>F) Take advantage of her distraction, attempt to use your bloodline (95)
>>
>>821728
>A)
>>
>>821728
>D)

COVER HER!
>>
File: Spoiler Image (21 KB, 312x345)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>821728
>>E) Take advantage of her distraction, put her under genjutsu
Y'all thinkin' what I'm thinking?
>>
>>821728
>>D) Take advantage of her distraction, cover her with Starch Syrup (45)
>>
Nottfs was right, Starch Syrup is a pretty bad gimmick, learn other elements or start using your tonfa or staff again.
>>
>>821771
TONFA SMACK THEN!
>>
>>821740
>>821752
Roll to spew all over Hakurin.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>821785
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>821785
I channel farage
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>821785
For the record I am concerned about all seeing eye
>>
>>821771
Whats wrong with starch syrup?
I thought it was underused a lot.
>>
>>821793
Forming the hand seals for it while she's distracted, you take the opportunity to cover Hakurin in Starch Syrup, sticking her to the ground and in place, temporarily. After a short time, the slime begins to melt off.

"Kuro!" She yells at you, "You completely covered me! You didn't have to go that far!" She shakes some of it off, byakugan now deactivated, "This washes out, right?" She asks, referring to her soaked clothes and hair matted down by syrup.

"I don't know, I've never had to wash it out." You reply, rubbing the back of your head.

Hakurin huffs and stamps her foot in annoyance, "I have to go shower, I'll be back out in a few minutes," she tells you and Heian.

Hakurin's brother is having a laugh at her expense all the while, when he finishes though, he asks you if you'd like to spar him.

>A) You would

>B) You wouldn't

>C) You have to be going

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>821808
It's just kind of a weak gimmick.
>>
>>821841
>A) You would
>>
>>821841
>A)
>>
>>821841
>A) You would
>>
>>821841
>A
>Now to test our martial prowess in a bout of strength!
>No jutsu only fisting now
I dont want to spew on lads
>>
>>821841
>A) You would
>>
>>821845
>It's a weak gimmick
>our main gimmick
>therefore, we are weak
o-oh, o-okay senpai. ;;
>>
>>821846
>>821854
>>821867
>>821883
>>821909
You accept Heian's offer, and take your stance once again.

Your match with Hakurin's brother doesn't go nearly as well as your match with her. Hakurin has told you that her brother went through the Academy quickly, and it quickly becomes apparent that his skills are jounin-level. Because of the small space you're fighting in, his conventional speed is able to outmaneuver your shunshin, Heian is able to dodge most of your ninjutsu, and his Gentle Fist outmatches your conventional taijutsu techniques.

After a quick bout, you're on the verge of defeat, he's gone all-out.

>A) Give up

>B) Keep fighting normally (95)

>C) Try to use your bloodline (90)

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>821942
>C)
>>
>>821942
>>C) Try to use your bloodline (90)
>>
>>821942
>C) Try to use your bloodline (90)
try a gentle nudge instead of an all out attack.

Dont wanna kill him
>>
>>821942
>A)
>>
File: 1478141096592.jpg (138 KB, 585x651)
138 KB
138 KB JPG
>>821942
>C) Try to use your bloodline (90)
>>
>>821942
>C

There country all for you
>>
>>821950
>try a gentle nudge instead of an all out attack.
>Dont wanna kill him
Because you're good enough at it to do that.
>>
>>821946
>>821948
>>821950
>>821970
>>821973
Roll for it, first three 1d100s.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>821994
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>821994
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>821994
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>821994
>>
>>821997
>>821999
>>822001
>>822003
Seriously considering whether or not to use this success, because in this case success is a bad thing, I don't know how to feel about the double 23's either way,
>Writing.
>>
File: Mfw.png (84 KB, 480x563)
84 KB
84 KB PNG
>>821994
>>822003
>My first crit after my retu
>It doesn't count
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>821994
F
>>
>>822012
Then don't, it's outside of the first three. :^|
>>
>>822012
>Bad
>But Successful
I want to feel like a winner again pls
>>
>>822012
Have you ever taken any other outside X-number? Cause if so go ahead mate. If not, don't
>>
>>821997
>>821999
>>822001
A cream-colored wave of chakra comes from your fist, but passes right around Heian, who knocks you into the wall of his house with enough force to dent it.

He helps you up, and with a confused expression, asks you what the jutsu you just used was.

>A) Your bloodline

>B) Lie

>C) Change the subject

>D) Leave
>>
>>822056
>>A) Your bloodline
>>
>>822036
I have a few times, but I didn't want you turning Hakurin's brother into a smear on the wall so I decided against it.
>>
>>822056
>A) Your bloodline
>>
>>822056
>A)
>>
>>822056
>Our super secret jutus we're training to master.

WE'RE NOT WRONG
>>
>>822075
>>822056
This
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>822056
>>B) Lie
yeah some jutsu some asshole told me would be usefull
>>
>>822063
>>822070
>>822074
"It's, well, by bloodline," you explain, somewhat reluctantly.

"Bloodline? But that doesn't make any sense." Heian says. Before you can explain further, Hakurin appears in much more casual attire and with a towel wrapped around her hair, and drags you away. You end up in one of the hallways, away from her brother.

"Two things Kuro!" She says seriously, "One, that was a really good match," she says that much nicer, "and two, you don't go around advertising your super-bloodline for all to see."

You admit that she's kind of right, and ask if she's up to do anything now. She says that she isn't because she's kind of sore from training, and has a mission tomorrow.

You head home after that, finding it empty, except for Shirou, who's in her room.

>A) Make yourself dinner

>B) Make you and your sister dinner

>C) Talk to Shirou

>D) Go to your room

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>822129
>>A) Make yourself dinner
>>
>>822129
>Make us and sis dinner
>procede too burn self for being RETARDED AND TELLING ABOUT THE BLOODLINE THAT ANONS KNOW IS SUPER SKETCHY AND BAD FOR OTHERS TO KNOW ABOUT
>>
>>822129
>B) Make you and your sister dinner

can we finally bang shirou?
>>
>>822129
>B)
Family food~
>>
>>822138
Maybe, but you are right
>>822155
Yes
>>822145
No

>Writing
>>
>>822145
>Soon
>>
>>822185
goooood
>>
>>822185
>>822188
No, Country said it isn't happening. >:c
>>
>>822138
>>822145
>>822155
You make dinner for yourself and your sister, nothing fancy, just a simple dish of clam sauce over pasta. You invite Shirou down to have dinner with you and she accepts.

There's not much of substance said until Shirou asks you something out of left field.

"Kuro, how do I make a date work?" She asks suddenly.

>A) You don't know

>B) Give her false advice

>C) Give her real advice

>D) Direct her to someone who could help (Who?)

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>822211
I never said it could never happen. I just said that it should never happen. There's a difference, mate.
>>
>>822213
>C)
Please don't ask us to give actual advice, I won't be able to help if so.
>>
>>822213
.>A)
NOT GETTING KEKED LIKE THIS
>>
>>822213
>C) Give her real advice
>>
>>822213
>A) You don't know
>>
>>822216
If I make sure it doesn't ever happen, will I redeem myself for all my shitty ideas and rolls?
>>
>>822213
>>A) You don't know
>>
>>822223
Just further proof you a-shit dice
Was a nice roll earlier tho
>>
>>822213
>give real advice
>His not gonna rape you but if he does, offer a blow job then bite it off.
>>
>>822229
>I will never escape my own shittiness, no matter how hard I try to be cool

When did I become a shitty protag of a Kawahara work?
>>
File: baito desu.png (9 KB, 235x236)
9 KB
9 KB PNG
>>822223
In my eyes, maybe. But there's only one girl I want to see Kuro with.
>>822243
You've obviously never raped before.
>>
>>822249
Is that girl named loneliness?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (461 KB, 4500x4334)
461 KB
461 KB PNG
>>822256
Her name is Momo.

Little delay on the next update.
>>
>>822256
Stop projecting yourself onto Kuro
>>
>>822265
Well, guess we have to go fuck a dead body.

But Hakurin or Sensei would be fine, right?
>>
>>822265
>Wants kuro to die
Should've known
>>
File: Hug me please.jpg (10 KB, 236x236)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>822267
>pic related
>>822274
No, he just wants to try and hit us in the feels.
>>
I really don't care who Kuro waifus desu. I wouldn't like it if it were Shirou or Haiiro or even Hyaku really, but it's up to you guys. Mostly comes down to who he would have the best kids with, cause you'll eventually play as one of them, probably.
>>
>>822290
>SUPERIOR GENETICS GROWS
>>
File: 1479015759992.jpg (89 KB, 679x657)
89 KB
89 KB JPG
>>822290
>doesn't like shirou
>doesn't like hyaku
>no raikage
The game was rigged from the start
>>
>>822290
>best kids
So you killed Momo so we wouldn't have weak kids?
Can we play the half-siblings of a HakurinxKonxHoomaru ship?
>>
>>822290
>Sensei was never an option
>>
>>822299
I like Shirou and Haiiro as characters. Well, Shirou is a dick, but I don't harbor ill will towards her. I just don't want Kuro fucking his blood relations.
>>822297
Not entirely.
>>822301
I killed Momo because people liked her. And to prove my salt.
>>822308
Sensei is always an option, she's just not as easy to get as say, Hakurin.

>Writing
>>
File: 1478670150938.png (74 KB, 189x306)
74 KB
74 KB PNG
>>822310
>Tfw he said nothing about Hyaku
>>
>>822319
I read Hyaku as Haiiro, my mistake. Go for Hyaku if you like but it's kind of a dick move.

>Writing
>>
>>822310
>Hakurin is easy to go for so I don't have to put effort in ;^)
But seriously, it's kind of hard when anons jump on every chance to see the Hyuuga girl.
>>
File: 1478670215494.jpg (412 KB, 2683x1766)
412 KB
412 KB JPG
>>822325
>but it's kind of a dick move
wew
>>
>>822338
To be honest, it doesn't mean the most.
Take Laze's Naruto quest for example , Anons took every fucking chance to go see Tenten and he still ended up with Fuu.
>>
>>822219
>>822222
>>822226
>>822217
>>822221
>>822243

You tell Shirou what you know about dating. Which is nothing, you simply tell Shirou that you don't know.

"Oh, well, alright..." she says, looking down at her plate. You feel kind of bad, so you tell her just not to be nervous, treat it like a conversation with you or Haiiro, except trying not to lie as much.

She thanks you for the dinner and advice, then heads to her room. You head to yours shortly after.

>End session, I'll probably resume Sunday, as always I'll stick around for a bit
>>
>>822352
>Laze's Naruto quest
>he still ended up with Fuu.
whut
>>
>>822352
You mean Kurotsuchi, Fuu ended up with Shino. Instead of dead, like she should have been.
>>822341
You know what I meant.
>>822338
If anons took every opportunity to see Ryuko or Matsukawa it wouldn't be as easy. Hakurin has been Kuro's friend for a long time, and has had feelings developing for a while.
>>
>>822369
right, i haven't thought of it for a long time
Idk why Fuu popped into my head though
>>
>>822373
>Idk why Fuu popped into my head though
You were probably taking out the trash or something.
>>
>>822387
I like her more than I like Shirou after having actually thought about all of her flaws,
>>
>>822393
>Shirou
>Flaws
Perfect in every way
e
r
f
e
c
t

i
n

e
v
e
r
y

w
a
y
>>
>>822393
For someone who doesn't like genki girls, you really like genki girls.

Shirou isn't likable either though, I think people only like her because of who she is and "incest is wincest."
>>
>>822413
>She isn't likeable
>Only like her because of who she is
>>
>>822418
You do know your sister is literally Tomoko from WataMote, right?
>>
>>822423
I know
Believe me, I know
>>
File: 1475641552606.jpg (64 KB, 1280x720)
64 KB
64 KB JPG
>>822423
perfect in every way
>>
>>822428
>>822455
Imagine the fucking smell, you shits.

Just fucking imagine that shit and realize that that along with your incest kink ruins any reasonable possibility to be with her.
>>
>>822456
>Imagine the fucking smell,
I've always been compelled to say this, but never could for whatever reason.
>>
>>822456
imagine the smell after sex. it'd be so musty and thick.

I love those smells
>>
>>822458
Not to mention she's proud of herself for cheating in games, I mean come on
>>
>>822458
>Me and Country have the same issue
Maybe I'm actually just a sock puppet that you spout your bullshit ideas out of and for some reason, they sometimes come out as something more than nonsensical.
>>
>>822461
>He loves those smells

Go back to F-List.
>>
>>822464
No, you've said some stuff I hadn't thought of because I'm a superior being. On the internet, nobody knows you're a Shin-Jin.
>>
>>822468
The Buddhist thing the the DBZ thing?
>>
File: Spoiler Image (12 KB, 500x394)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
>>822476
You got me, I'm really an Incubator.
>>
>>822483
Oh shit, I don't wanna be a magical girl though
I wouldn't mind being a Kamen Rider though
>>
>>822467
>F-List
What is this and where do I sign up
>>
>>822487
I want a team of female Saiyans and Humans in Xenoverse 2 desu. And not because my main account is literally a pure white female size 1 Majin with the kitty mouth and solid red eyes.
>>822491
It's where Dice spends every waking moment he's not failing DC's.
>>
File: shiggydiggy.jpg (10 KB, 250x250)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>822505
That's...
>>
>>822505
You whore. Thats puddin
>>
>>822520
Puddin is grey with blue eyes. Also mine has twintails, is size 1, uses a white/gold/red color scheme, and specializes in blast supers.
>>
>>822505
Actually, most moments are spent considering what I'm doing with my life as I force myself to write papers on subjects I could give less than a fuck about.

So almost as degenerate as F-List.
>>
File: 1454715477567.gif (178 KB, 500x411)
178 KB
178 KB GIF
Why did I go to sleep, I could've helped Shirou ot at least gotten a tie Country would've had to roll for
>>
>>822894
He runs too Damn late.

>>822290
Goddamn dude, those are pretty much the best options .

>>822423
That's the best part.
Dick her and slowly make her better at everything afterwards. Some prolonged kuro dick and she will be more normal and healthy in a few years.
>>
>>823008
>Incest makes shit better
>Incest dicking somehow makes the smell go away
>The smell won't just transfer to our dick
>>
File: 1454606521545.jpg (723 KB, 1920x1080)
723 KB
723 KB JPG
>>823008
Usually I start a bit earlier, I've just been unable to for a while.

Also
>Dicking her
>To make her better
>>
File: Spoiler Image (400 KB, 845x945)
400 KB
400 KB PNG
>>823602
It's okay Country I still like you. Unless you kill Hakurin, then I'll just be sad.
>>
I want Hyaku to bully Kuro into sex when they're older
>>
>>822413
People like her cause you wrote her damn awesome in the quest.
The scene when she knocked out kuro when he hugged her, kicking her ass when our missions interfered with each other and basically beating an anbu agent off the couch when she tried to push us off so she had more room. They were Great and better than any interaction we had with anyone else.

>>823602
Hey, dicking covers a lot of bases.
Builds up her confidence and gets rid of neet habits.

>>823198
What smell? shes been in the shower with kuro for 6 hours. washing, stroking, licking and lathering every square inch on her and kuros body.
>>
File: 1477428360740.jpg (51 KB, 395x415)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
>>824033
Finally someone with 100% A-Grade opinons
>>
>>824033
So you figured out my plans...
>>824098
Thanks, I guess. I didn't mean she's a bad character, but she is a bad person.
>>
>>824205
I mean, you are right but then I just think of that scene where Tomoko cries on the train and I really don't want Shirou to feel that way. I want to make her happy and be a better person.
>>
>>824547
This
>>
File: blech.jpg (51 KB, 323x337)
51 KB
51 KB JPG
>>824547
Then maybe you can help her without sticking your dick in your sister?
>>
>>824547
>>824552
we can make her happy ourselves
>>
File: 1478389153555.jpg (27 KB, 350x304)
27 KB
27 KB JPG
>>824567
>expecting 4channers to act like real human beans
>>
Future Naruto Quest


This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.


However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.


You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.


Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest


Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM


Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/Zyy4ZJuu


Last Session, Kuro proceeded with his training.
>>
>>824567
Wheres the fun in that?
>>
You have another day off before you get back to your training, this time though, your parents are working, Haiiro is home, and Shirou is gone. This means, of course, that Haiiro will want you training her.

Your suspicion comes true when Haiiro knocks on your door, and asks you to teach her to use her kote today. You open your door, and regard your little cousin.

>A) Agree to train her

>B) Don't train her

>C) You'll train her later

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>824616
>A) Agree to train her
It's hard being an oniichan, but it's worth it

train her in whatever she wants to train, we decide it for her too often
>>
>>824616
>A)
>>
>>824616
>A) Agree to train her
>>
>>824616
>>A) Agree to train her
>>
>>824657
>>824667
>>824669
>>824693
You agree to train Haiiro in how to use her kote, and head out into the yard to demonstrate it.

You show her how to seal basic jutsu in it, and activate the ninja tool, demonstrating with Water Bullets and Water Clones. You seal a few basic jutsu in it for Haiiro, and give it to her for her to use.

Your cousin picks up use of the tool fairly quickly, so the training isn't too intense or too long for the day. You have the afternoon free after you finish up with Haiiro.

>A) Visit someone (Who?)

>B) Go somewhere (Where?)

>C) Do something (What?)

>D) Stay in
>>
>>824713
>>C) Do something (What?)
C rank clerical mission.
Gotta make bank to make up for buying that kote and giving it away for free.
>>
>>824713
>A)
Hoomaru?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>824727
>>824771
Clerical work (1) or visiting sensei (2)? The dice will decide!
>>
>>824727
You go down to the Missions and Bounty Office and take some C-rank classified clerical work to pass your time for the day.

Just paperwork is dreadfully boring, and you wonder why Jimmaru does so much. By the end of the day, your hands are aching from writing things and being covered in paper-cuts. When you get home, you greet your family, then head to your room, where you message people for most of the night.

The next day, you do have the morning free, but you're not sure who's free today.

>A) Don't do anything before training

>B) Do something before training (What?)
>>
>>824847
>B)
Go see if Jimmaru, Hakurin, or Sensei want to hang out.
>>
>>824847
>>A) Don't do anything before training
>>
>>824891
Hakurin told you she would be on a mission.
>>
>>824895
So Jimmaru or Sensei.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>824894
>>824891
Again, flipping the coin.
>>
>>824894
You don't do anything before you go to train your bloodline with Irei-sensei. You meet Irei on time at the training ground, and this time, he sets up a board between the posts.

"You've pretty much got it with the rubber balls making them move with just the force of your chakra, but this is a little tougher, and will probably force you to materialize your bloodline's physical form." He explains, "Allow me to demonstrate," he walks over to a branch and forms a fist, extending his hand, you can see something like a mechanical skeleton form itself around his arm, and snap the thick branch in half.

>A) Try to materialize your chakra around your fist

>B) Try to fire your chakra out of your fist

>C) Try to let your chakra explode from you

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>825019
>A) Try to materialize your chakra around your fist
>>
>>825019
A
>>
>>825019
>A.
>>
>>825019
>>C) Try to let your chakra explode from you
>>
>>825028
>>825031
>>825041
I need five 1d100's.
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>825075
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>825075
>>
>>825019
>C) Try to let your chakra explode from you
Spew just like our Starch Syrup™
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>825075
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>825075
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>825075
>>
>>825079
>>825081
>>825093
>>825108
>>825111
You attempt to coat your fist in your chakra to punch through the board. The first few times, nothing happens, until you manage to get a wispy coating of blue-green chakra to surround your hand and forearm. Irei looks on proudly as you hit the board over and over, eventually splintering it with the coating around your arm.

The sun is in the process of setting when you're finished. "You did a great job, Kuro!" Irei says, very happy. "I'm surprised you got it in one day, really though, I'm super proud of you!"

His enthusiasm makes you smile, and you did like the color of it.

>A) Offer to take Irei to dinner

>B) Go home

>C) Go somewhere else (Where?)
>>
>>825204
A
>>
>>825204
>A)
>>
>>825204
>A) Offer to take Irei to dinner
why not I guess
>>
>>825204
>A)
Maybe he'll survive the second Uchiha purge orchestrated by (((unknown entities)))
>>
>>825221
>>825228
>>825255
>>825266
Fuck, I'll be back in a bit, gf's phone is fucked up cause it's a shitty iphone.
>>
>>825285
I'm backed, her phone probably isn't fucked, but I'm not going to /g/ and this is a good excuse to get her something better.
>>
>>825221
>>825228
>>825255
>>825266
You thank your sensei, and offer to take him to your mother's restaurant to celebrate.

Irei thinks for a moment, "That sounds lovely, Kuro, I haven't been to Hadenazubon in..." he inhales sharply, "well, in a very long time."

You go to your family restaurant as-is, you're hungry right now, and it's not a particularly formal occasion. Like most of the time, you're let in right away, and are seated at a table for two people. While you order yourself something good and filling, Irei is content to order something with a lot less substance.

>A) Talk about something (What?)

>B) Eat in relative silence

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>825385
>A)
Our training, ask him what does he think we can develop when we get a better idea of working with our bloodline
>>
>>825385
>A) Talk about something (What?)
Does your visual perception change when you activate your sharingan? How?
>>
>>825385
>A) Talk about something (What?)
how's his experience with girls? any advice he can pass along?
>>
>>825385
Kind of curious about this if he doesn't mind answering this. >>825416
>>
>>825385
>A) Talk about something (What?)
smalltalk, family and shit
>>
>>825385
Add this >>825435 to my post here >>825444
>>
>>825435
why?
>>
>>825416
>>825435
>>825444
>>825451
"What's does it look like when you use your sharingan?" You ask, "Like different from usual?"

He takes a moment to think, "It's kind of hard to explain, but I can see people's chakra, it's color, and the flow of it inside them. It's not x-ray vision, and I can't see tenketsu like the byakugan can though." He taps his fork on his plate contemplatively, "They also let me, not see, but know, what move the person is going to make next, that's what lets a sharingan user copy things."

You thank him, and eat quietly for a short while. After this, you ask him about something that you haven't gotten much advice on, but you would like some on. "Hey, Irei-sensei," you get his attention, before leaning in so none of your mother's employees can hear you and embarrass you, "Do you have any advice about girls?"

Your instructor reddens, which is probably the most color you've ever seen in his face, "Well," he clears his throat, "I'm not much of an authority on girls, but you should be a nice guy, and as genuine as you can." His advice is pretty generic, "And being able to do impressive things doesn't hurt either."

You thank him for the advice. After dinner, you head your separate ways.

When you get home, you notice you have a number of messages, all from Baratsuchi. This strikes you as odd, as she usually is pretty reserved when it comes to that.

>A) Check them now

>B) Go to bed, you can check in the morning
>>
>>825552
>A)
>>
>>825552
>A)
>>
>>825552
>A)
>Actually presenting the option to be a dismissive fuck
Maybe make us roll to remember to check for messages sometime tho, would be funny if we failed to
Just like real life
>>
>>825552
A
>>
>>825559
>>825597
>>825598
>>825629
Checking the messages, you see why she was so worried.

The first reads: On a mission I'll be in the Leaf for a few days in a few days hope to see you soon.

The second one says: Kuro, your teammates are an Uchiha and Hyuuga right because I'm on a mission and we came across a bunch of Leaf Ninja almost fighting?

And the third: Please call, this is important.

The first one is a few hours old, but the second and third are only about thirty and twenty-five minutes old.

>A) Call her

>B) Message back

>C) Respond in the morning

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>825659
>A) Call her
>>
>>825659
>A) Call her
shit going down?
>>
>>825659
>A)
>>
>>825663
>>825665
>>825699
You call Baratsuchi, concerned about what's going on. After three rings, she picks up.

"Hello, Kuro?" She asks, and you can hear her wince, "Did you only just get my messages?"

"Yeah, I did," you answer, "What's going on? You said some Leaf ninja were fighting each other."

"They were, one was your teammate, I recognized some of the others from the Chunin Exams, I'm sorry, we tried to break it up but..."

You ask her what happened.

"I don't know what started it, but they just started fighting, and the older group went back towards the Leaf when they were done, we offered help to the group with your teammate in it, but they told us they were going on to the next town."

You ask if anyone was hurt.

"Not majorly, I don't think." She laughs a restrained laugh, "well, the spiky-haired guy punched me in the orbital, I was pretty concerned for a bit. I'm glad to have a medical ninja on my team. Anyway, I'll see you in a few days, alirght?"

>A) "Sounds good."

>B) "See you then."

>C) Ask her something (What?)

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>825758
>B)
>>
>>825659
>A)
>>
>>825758
>A) "Sounds good."
>>
>>825758
>B) "See you then."
>D) we'll get some dinner again if you have time
>>
>>825766
this
>>
>>825762
>>825763
>>825764
>>825766
"Sounds good, I'll see you then, be safe Baratsuchi." You tell her before hanging up.

When you're settling into bed, you're not really at ease. Whatever mission Hakurin was on ran afoul of the Jinchuuriki Conference team, and that's not good at all.

Luckily, you'll see Baratsuchi before anyone from the Conference Team, considering the route they're taking is the same as the one you did.

The next day, you're due to train early, and so you head out to the training field to meet Irei-sensei before noon.

This time, it's a concrete slab you're breaking.

>A) Encase your hand in chakra

>B) Fire your chakra like a canon

>C) Explode your chakra outwards

>D) A and B

>E) A and C

>G) Something else (What?)
>>
>>825838
>D)
>>
>>825838
>D) A and B
>>
>>825838
>E) A and C
>>
>>825838
>D)
>>
>>825838
>>C) Explode your chakra outwards
>>
>>825842
>>825847
>>825868
Three 2d100s.
>>
Rolled 66, 86 = 152 (2d100)

>>825915
>>
Rolled 96, 44 = 140 (2d100)

>>825915
>>
Rolled 51, 1 = 52 (2d100)

>>825915
>>
>>825938
Come on, man. ;~;
>>
Rolled 73, 30 = 103 (2d100)

>>825915
>>
File: time for screaming.gif (87 KB, 192x197)
87 KB
87 KB GIF
>>825938
Watch as I ruin everything!
>>
>>825969
Maybe we'll counter each other?
>>
>>825926
>>825931
>>825938
You practically master coating yourself in your chakra over the next few days, but as that becomes second nature, you feel yourself less and less able to project your chakra outward.

By the end of this training session, you're able to cloak yourself in chakra, to enhance your taijutsu and defense. Irei congratulates you on your success, and you head back towards the village on the last day, which was a morning training time.

Today is the day you're to meet Baratsuchi outside the Hokage's Office.

>A) Go there right away

>B) Go home and tidy up first

>C) Don't meet her

>D) Something else (What?)
>>
>>825999
>B)
>>
>>825999
>>B) Go home and tidy up first
Eyepatch best grill
>>
>>825999
>B)
She doesn't want us to smell like peasant filth.
>>
>>825999
>B) Go home and tidy up first
she said we weren't dressed well enough last time, go all out and make the panties drop all along whatever route we take to the office
>>
Hakurin is best girl, but it's not like I dislike Baratsuchi...
>>
>>825999
B

Ah well, we may be able to pick back up using it as a cannon.
>>
>>826022
But Baratsuchi isn't tsundere, she's himedere.
>>
File: 1403204528834.jpg (113 KB, 328x375)
113 KB
113 KB JPG
>>826055
I'm the tsundere, but Baratsuchi is criminally adorable
>>
>>826004
>>826008
>>826009
>>826020
>>826026
You head home before going to the Hokage's Office, where Baratsuchi wanted to meet you. You quickly shower, and change your clothes. You pick out your new dress shoes, a weirdly-old fashioned dress shirt that Shirou got you some time ago, and black dress pants. You also put on one of your nicer coats, because it's getting cold out, and the coat is both warm, and expensive.

You meet Baratsuchi a few minutes after you were supposed to. She's as overdressed as always, in a pink dress trimmed white that goes to her calves, light-pink leggings, and a fluffy white coat with red fur trim. Her hair is up in two drill ponytails, her eye patch is also fur-lined with a fuzzy strap, and she's wearing shoes that look totally impractical for ninja'ing.

"Kuro, there you are!" She says when she notices you, then looks you over, "I suppose I can overlook you being late for being dressed so nicely, now, what did you have planned today?" She asks expectantly.

>What were you planning to do with her?
>>
>>826133
Dinner as one anon said?
>>
>>826133
the second nicest restaurant in town. I'm sure she doesn't want to go to ours again, so we'll have to settle for the next best one
>>
>>826146
>>826150
>Dinner
Is that all you people know how to do?
>>
>>826152
and then a movie after. there's a new Mission Improbable isn't there?
>>
>>826158
Actually, I think the new Amazing Animals and How to Locate Them is playing.
>>
>>826152
We could take her dancing, where would we do that? Personally I'd be happy for walking in the park
>>
>>826152
What'd she say her interests where outside of being a ninja where again?
Something around that might be suitable
>>
>>826175
dancing sounds like something she'd like
>>
>>826175
>>826188
Yes, she did say she was into dancing.
>>
>>826175
>>826188
>>826202
So dancing, and if she's up for it, walk through the park?
>>
>>826175
>>826188
>>826204
Yes, trust the italicized was.

>Writing
>>
>>826204
sounds like a plan
>>
File: 1385692367297.png (14 KB, 405x344)
14 KB
14 KB PNG
Now I feel like I should've not posted the dancing idea
>>
>>826175
>>826188
>>826204
"I was wondering if you'd like to go dancing somewhere, I remember you telling me that you enjoyed that." You suggest.

Baratsuchi looks away from you, stubbing the toe of her shoe in the dirt. "Thanks for thinking of me like that," she says, sounding crestfallen, "but I'd much rather do something else, I don't even have anything to dance in."

"Oh, well, how about I show you the park on Hokage Mountain, it's really nice this time of year." You bring out your plan B.

"That sounds nice, thanks Kuro." She smiles at you.

You just talk about things going on with each of you on the way to the park, but by the time you get there, you've gotten pretty quiet.

>A) Talk about something (What?)

>B) Walk in relative silence

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>826259
>C) Something else (What?)
hold her hand and walk in comfortable silence
>>
>>826259
>A)
Ask about her training, work barring classified stuff and her team
>>
>>826259
>>A) Talk about something (What?)
Ask he how she's been doing since the exams
>>
File: 3 second cut.png (622 KB, 720x540)
622 KB
622 KB PNG
>>826279
>hold her hand
Sorry guts, can't run the quest anymore, I've been blinded by the lewdness of this post.
>>
>>826259
Hold her hand and chat.
>>
>>826279
>>826302
>>826282
>>826286
Somewhat awkwardly, you reach for Baratsuchi's hand, and when you brush against it, she lightly holds yours. You walk in comfortable silence for a bit longer.

You decide to break the silence to talk to her, "How have you been doing since the Exams?"

"I've been wonderful," she answers with a bit of enthusiasm, "being on different teams and meeting other ninja, getting to do things for Lady Tsuchikage, it's been fantastic." She looks at you, "How have you been?"

>How have you been?
>>
>>826334
kinda shitty. hokage is giving me grief over something, cant take any actual missions, you know, political bullshit
>>
>>826334
>I've been good. Got worried when you I saw your messages, but I'm feeling better knowing my teammate's okay, plus getting to see you has cheered me up.

Also, so lewd, not how I expected it, but I approve.
>>
>>826334
Well I've been pretty good as well, I actually ended up being chosen to go the Jinchuriki Summit, which was really interesting to see. Meeting ninja from other villages and seeing their perspectives is always different.
>>
>>826348
Fuck, when I saw your messages.
>>
>>826334
Support >>826348
>>
>>826346
this
>>
>>826348
>>826376
"I've been alright," you tell her, "I was kind of worried when I got those messages, but I'm feeling better knowing that my teammates are okay." You smile at her, "And it's nice seeing you too." She squeezes your hand.

When you reach the place to best watch the sunset, there are only a few people there, due to the briskness of the weather today. You and Baratsuchi watch the sun dip beneath the horizon together, before she tells you that she has to be going back to her hotel.

>A) "See you tomorrow?"

>B) Offer to cook for her

>C) Something else (What?)
>>
>>826413
>B)
I'll support anything relates to becoming closer to being flavor kage I'll cry/pull a Shirou if we get a 1
>>
>>826413
>>B) Offer to cook for her
>>
>>826413
>B) Offer to cook for her
>>
>>826413
Kiss her
>>
>>826413
>B) Offer to cook for her
what could go wrong?
>>
File: IMG_0927.jpg (79 KB, 540x607)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
>>826413
>B)
>FLAVORKAGE ARISES
>>
>>826413
>B
>>
>>826418
>>826420
>>826425
>>826433
>>826457
First three 1d100's.
>>
>>826413
>C)
Kiss kiss, please.
>B)
>>
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>826468
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>826468
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>826468
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>826468
>>
>>826468
>>826481
The Dice Gods have abandoned me, leaving me with only a mockery of the idol I built for them.
>>
>>826481
accept this roll man do it
>>
>>826481
Don't worry Dice.

>Writing
>>
File: 1467322392161.png (654 KB, 861x989)
654 KB
654 KB PNG
>>826481
For fucks sake dice
>>
>>826481
>>826468
Please, dice almost deserves sympathy for once
Plus it'd probably be funny AF
>>
>>826481
God fucking damn it Dice.
>>
>>826481
You offer to cook for her, and she accepts. She complements you on your house when you get there, and waits in your living room while you cook.

You cook the best damn meal of your life. You're in awe of it, and Baratsuchi is in love with it. The girl from the Stone lavishes praise on you and your cooking prowess all night.

When dinner is over, you see her to the door.

"It was a wonderful night Kuro, and an even more wonderful dinner, I really like when we can spend time together." She quickly pecks you on the cheek before heading out.

>For a few reasons, I'm gonna end the session there, but if people want to stick around, I may run a little test run of something else, then I'll be here for the post-thread as always.
>>
>>826515
I'm always here for you
Run that test fag
>>
>>826515
I'll be here for you
>>
File: 1478330465032.gif (486 KB, 475x347)
486 KB
486 KB GIF
>>826515
>A peck on the cheek
>For cooking a meal worthy of lord himself
You wot
>Also, I'll be here
>>
>>826522
Alright, well some time in the far future, I was thinking of running a Bleach quest. Like, between Parts II and III of this, so I would say in a year or so's time. Who wants to play as a Hollow who gets more than they bargained for?
>>
>>826515
a peck on the cheek? looks like we're routlocked guys
>>
>>826535
Sure, don't know jack-shit about bleach, but sure
>>
>>826535
Hollow Quest?
Oh fuck yes
Can we be as old as The old fire captain?
>>
>>826535
I don't know anything past Ichigo fighting that green arrancar or was it training with his father in like a pocket dimension? Somewhere around there
>>
>>826535
Meh it's kind of overdone. But then again you're already writing a naruto quest so it's kind of a moot point
>>
>>826533
>>826538
Anything more than that would be uncouth.
>>
>>826535
sounds fucking rad.
>>
>>826535
Fuck yeah
Getting to play that would be awesome since I missed most of hollow redux Quest.
Let us play a guy though, had enough yuri undertones from the above mentioned quest.
>>
>>826549
Baratsuchi is very proper girl after all. Which is why I prefer Hakurin.
>>
>>826561
If we have to get a hyuga then i want her sister in a few years.
>>
>>826561
honestly I want Kuro to play the field and eventually get caught and "punished" by all the girls
>>
>>826548
And I'm doing DBZ next. I do have original ideas, but I don't want to use them yet.
>>826546
If you want, for now you're the King of Hueco Mundo, God of the Hollows, I'll get to writing, then you guys can design the character, then we'll see if you can salvage it.

I'll give you a chance to play as a Hollow in the real thing or any race except Togabito or Asauchi really, but right now you will not be they.
>>826568
Go back to the early 2000's, InuYasha.
>>
>>826535
I'd be cool with it, along with that ending.

Time to route-lock and warm her properly stone cold heart with hand holding, snuggles, cheek pecking, and homemade meals. <3
>>
File: Spoiler Image (933 KB, 200x200)
933 KB
933 KB GIF
>>826567
YESSSSSSSSSS
>>
>>826576
Interesting...

>>826576
They all milk him and then have a Mother off, Seeing who raises there kid best.
>>
You are a Hollow. The soul of an expired human which has festered after death until the chain that bound it to the world rotted away, and its heart fell out and covered its face. Not only are you a Hollow, but you are a Menos. A Menos is a Hollow that is many Hollows, while most Hollows feed on human souls, or "Pluses" some Hollows have a hunger which goes beyond, a hunger that drives them to consume other Hollows. Like all Menos, you were once a Gillian, until you devoured enough Gillian to become an Adjuchas. However, unlike most Adjuchas, you were able attain the ultimate existence most Hollows only dream of. You are a Vasto Lorde, a Hollow powerful enough to defeat most Shinigami Captains single-handed. Not only are you a Vasto Lorde, but you're the Vasto Lorde who has tamed the vast horde of the Hollows, and united the Hollow Realm, Hueco Mundo into one, under your banner.

>What is your name?

>What are your powers?

>What do you look like?

Also this is totally different from canon, only the concepts are the same, none of the characters will be, and this is set in the late 18th century.
>>
>>826631
>you're known only as Irwin

>You have the power to analyze any opponent to instantly know their weaknesses and how to subdue them

>You're mask takes on the appearance of a crocodile
>>
>>826631
>Voraz

>Fire related

>A mask with a huge grin and teeth showing

I'm no good at this
>>
>>826631
>What is your name?
Santiago
>What are your powers?
You're able to manifest your energy into physical constructs
>What do you look like?
Your mask takes the appearance of a Dinosaur, specifically a T-Rex
>>
>>826631
>What is your name?
Alexandro
>What are your powers?
create full blown clones of yourself
>What do you look like?
Cock Mask
>>
>>826666
Leaning towards the quads. Probably with the crocodile or grin mask though, because T-Rex has been done.
>>
>>826693
I'll wait until twenty minutes has elapsed to call it though.
>>
>>826693
Eh that's cool. I thought T-rex because of it's meaning of Tyrant King
>>
>>826693
>Wonders if he gets the meme reference with the Crocodile mask one.
Anyways, I'm saying Santiago. King Rex needs to happen.
>>
>>826709
>>826702
Good, yes, be named Santiago. It only feeds my memes.
>>
>>826714
>picked Santiago partly to avoid the Steve Irwin meme
>Still get stuck with a meme

Maybe crushing my spirit is your form of a magical realm, Country.
>>
>>826729
The Steve Irwin meme kills me on the inside
>>
>>826732
I guess it strung ya real good, didn't it?
>>
File: original_4.gif (76 KB, 350x350)
76 KB
76 KB GIF
I'd be happy if my grin mask got picked, and Dice is best boy, don't bully dice.
>>
File: GaYVm.png (352 KB, 512x384)
352 KB
352 KB PNG
>>826738
Yeah it played me like a fiddle
>>826742
>Don't bully dice
>>
>>826742
>People are trying to bully me because I'm clearly shit
>People are trying to defend me even though I'm clearly shit
Every day I'm here, I feel more and more like a Ghostbusters remake.
>>
File: Spoiler Image (1.02 MB, 1220x1076)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB PNG
>>826666
>>826653
>>826709
You are Santiago, King of the Hollows. And it has come to your attention that the Soul Reapers have become thinly spread across the World of the Living. You figure this is due to the "French Revolution" you've been told is ongoing by scouts in the Human World. But you know this isn't the only reason. No, recently the Soul Reapers clashed with a shared enemy, and wiped them out. Because of the Genocide of the Quincy and the ongoing Revolutions in the World of the Living, Soul Reapers scarcely have the time or the numbers to deal with Hueco Mundo anymore.

Your chief scientist (only scientist), Ignacio Cerebrozzo, has created a new Garganta which will enable you to "enter the Heart of the Soul Reaper's Realm," as he puts it. You have gathered your most powerful lieutenants to pass through to Soul Society, and your army will come soon after.

The grin on your crocodile-like mask is mirrored by the one on the face which you possess underneath. You are in the grand chamber under your palace, Las Noches, where Cerebrozzo's "Sublime Garganta" has been placed. You and your nine strongest Hollows, all Vasto Lordes like you, pass through the Garganta and are instantly in another world.

The light of day is blinding, and it takes a few moments for your eyes to adjust, when they do, you find yourself in what must be Soul Society, the white pillars and buildings, the deliciously density of Reishi.

What you don't like is the sight you're met with almost immediately.

Five Soul Reapers stand across from you. Well, two of them stand, one is reclining on the ground in front of the other four, another is sitting next to the other three, and one is sitting on the shoulder of another. All of them are wearing the uniform of Soul Reaper Captains, with their own customization.

"Either kneel at the feet of, or die at the hands of His Majesty, King of Hueco Mundo and God of the Hollows, Lord Santiago!" Your Page, Bogota exclaims to the Soul Reapers.

"Yes, make way for His Majesty!" Your second-in-command, Airbuen Resno echos.

"Uh-oh, they dunno who they're dealin' with~" The youngest looking one, sitting on the other's shoulder says, in a sing-song manner.

>A) "No, you don't know who you're dealing with, Soul Reaper."

>B) Let your men handle it

>C) Fire a Cero at her

>D) Fire a Bala at her

>E) Demand they bow
>>
>>826823
>>D) Fire a Bala at her
>>
>>826823
>C)
>>
>>826823
>F) Get off my lawn you cunts!
>>
>>826823
>D)
>>
>>826840
You're on their lawn. Well, their King's lawn.
>>
>>826834
>>826837
>>826844
How do you fire your Cero and Bala?
>A) Open palm

>B) Fingertips

>C) Fist

>D) Mask's snout

>E) Eyes

>F) Forehead

>G) Center of the chest

>H) Hip thrust
>>
>>826856
>>H) Hip thrust
You can't throw in an option like that
>>
>>826856
>G)
>>
>>826846
we're standing on it, that means it's ours.
>>
>>826856
>H)
Come on, Country, you can't expect us not to when you make it a point to include it.
>>
>>826856
>A
Call it big bang attack
>>
>>826863
Seems like a sound argument to make against the Royal Guard.
>>
>>826856
>H) Hip thrust
how can we not
>>
>>826856
>H
>>
>>826834
>>826844
>>826859
>>826865
>>826873
>>826883
You thrust your hips forward, which is the unfortunate method by which you fire your Bala and Cero, and fire off a dark green ball of angry reiatsu at the small girl. The sphere streaks toward the group of Soul Reapers, but detonates against what looks like a translucent turtle shell when it's about to hit the girl.

"What a lewd and defiant gesture!" She shouts, hand on her chest, before whispering something to the one who's shoulder she's on. They both bust a gut laughing.

The one in the middle steps over the one on the ground, who may have fallen asleep, you aren't sure, and comes a few steps closer to your group.

He sighs, and you're able to take in his appearance more, he's tall, but only the third tallest among them, the one the little girl is sitting on is a good foot taller, and the obscenely fat one that was sitting next to him came up to his chin while sitting. He has no hair on his head, and a hooked nose, and is wearing some kind of glass circle held in front of his eye. He's dressed in the same white coat as the others, with full sleeves, though the black uniform underneath has a red belt tying the top portion off at the waist, and the top part is ruffled at the lapel, he's also wearing a cravat, you think.

"Hollows," his voice is sophisticated, and based on his body language, he's the leader, "You stride on holy ground, and that is something that we cannot abide." The Sublime Garganta has closed behind you, you think that it's just because it was open for too long, but you now realize that it's the density of the reiatsu here, which even interferes with your pesquisa. "I will allow you to choose which two of you each of us fight," he smiles a deranged grin, "but only because we love the sport of it."


Who do you fight with?
>A) Fight with Airbeun, your second-in-command

>B) Fight with Bogota, your page

>C) Fight with Caracas, your reishi specialist

>D) Fight with Sucre, the closest thing you have to a real friend

>E) Fight with Quito, your newest lieutenant and Vasto

>F) Fight with Janeiro, your bruiser

>G) Fight with Paramaribo, head of your spies

>H) Fight with Caracas, your PR guy

>I) Fight with Montevideo, Airbeun's adopted son

Who will you fight?
>A) Fight the Bald Man

>B) Fight the Woman

>C) Fight the Strong Man

>D) Fight the Fat Man

>E) Fight the Girl
>>
>>826938
>>C) Fight with Caracas, your reishi specialist
>C) Fight the Strong Man
Corn Chips for victory
>>
>>826938
>G)
>B)
>>
>>826938
>E)
>A)

Keep the new guy close, make sure he doesn't get his head blown off.
>>
>>826938
Damn, I forgot my pic. Oh well, next post.
>>
>>826952
>>826956
>>826967
Doing a tiebreaker instead of flipping.

>A) Fight with Caracas against the Strong Man

>B) Fight with Paramaribo against the Woman

>C) Fight with Quito against the Bald Man
>>
>>826979
I guess put me down for
>A)
>>
>>826979
>A) Fight with Caracas against the Strong Man
>>
>>826979

>A) Fight with Caracas against the Strong Man
>>
File: Spoiler Image (51 KB, 657x402)
51 KB
51 KB PNG
>>826987
>>826993
>>826996
You call Caracas, your Reishi Specialist and "Royal Physician" to your side, and request that he fights alongside you. You then point to the man with the girl on his shoulder, and Caracas speaks for you.

"His Majesty and I will fight you, strong-looking Soul Reaper! Prepare to meet death!" Your loyal lieutenant tells the Soul Reaper.

The girl leaps off his shoulder, and the man guffaws. "You choose well, King of the Hollows!" He exclaims, slamming his fist into his palm, "I will enjoy tearing apart the Lord of Hueco Mundo!" He continues to laugh even as Caracas tries to shout him down. You tell Caracas to stop, as it will do no good. The rest of your men have picked their opponents. Airbeun and his adopted son Montevideo stand across from the little girl, each bearing their natural weapons against their seemingly casual opponent. Paramaribo and Quito square off against the woman, who appears to be chugging from a bottle of alcohol. Sucre and Janeiro are readying themselves to fight the fat man, who struggles to stand himself up. Finally, Bogota and Asuncion set up across from the bald man, their opponent.

"I am the Lord of the Blade!" The strong man shouts, stabbing his thumb at himself, "Ganmetsu Riunga!" Ganmetsu is a giant of a man, towering over any of your group besides Janeiro or Airbeun, and clearly rippling with muscles even under his bulky Soul Reaper garb. His Soul Reaper uniform is, like the bald man's, not standard, as the white coat is trimmed in black fur and there is no top underneath, just his wiry mess of chest hair, he's also wearing boots instead of sandals. He sports a healthy head of hair, along with a big fuzzy hat on top of his head and a bushy mustache. He stands there, in an open-hand fighting stance grinning madly at you, his sword still sheathed at his belt.

>A) "If you're the 'Lord of Blades' why do you not fight with your sword?"

>B) Get ready to defend

>C) Get ready to attack

>D) Order Caracas to attack

>E) Something else (What?)
>>
>>827055
>>A) "If you're the 'Lord of Blades' why do you not fight with your sword?"
>C) Get ready to attack
>>
>>827055
>A) "If you're the 'Lord of Blades' why do you not fight with your sword?"
>>
>>827058
>>827081
"If you're the 'Lord of Blades' why do you not fight with your sword?" You ask the Soul Reaper, insulted by the overconfidence of this group.

Ganmetsu laughs again, "Because it would be far more prestigious to beat the King of Hollows to death with my bare hands!" He then disappears.

You know of the Soul Reapers' speed technique, Shunpo, it resembles the fast movement of the Hollows, Sonido. What you didn't know is that there is anyone who would be fast enough to surprise you with it.

Ganmetsu proves you wrong. You hear a gasp of shock, and look to your right to see the giant Soul Reaper's fist buried in Caracas' gut, and the mouth of Caracas' mask open to let out a gout of blood. The Soul Reaper kicks away your comrade before grabbing you by the snout of your mask, and throwing you violently into one of the pillars. You're shocked again, and you look down to see Riunga prepared to stomp down on the head of Caracas. Luckily, your lieutenant fires off a Cero from his eyes, knocking the massive Soul Reaper off balance, and knocking his hat off of his head.

The other battles are also going poorly. Montevideo appears to be crucified to one of the other pillars by spears of light, while his adopted father fruitlessly strikes at their opponent, only to be blocked by glowing orange screens each time. Paramaribo is nowhere to be seen, which you know is due to his ability, while Quito uses the bone projections on his forearms to block sword strikes from the woman. Sucre stands back, regenerating a hand, while Janeiro and the fat man go toe-to-toe club against sword. You can't see Bogota and Asuncion's fight.

"Ah, you knocked off my hat," Ganmetsu says, patting the top of his head and righting himself, he looks up at you from looking down at Caracas, "This has been disappointing, King of Hollows, I want a good fight." He smiles manically, his heavily accented voice chilling you to the core.

>To be continued

Thought this would be shorter, will probably conclude during the day on Monday.
>>
>>827137
Well that's something
Next time on the adventures of the Crocodile King I guess
>>
>>827146
Not gonna lie, I don't expect any of his group to survive the next session of this.
>>
>>827158
What about Santiago then?
Good thing this is just preamble to the future then
>>
>>827164
He's basically fighting sword ghost Putin. He's right fucked. And if he somehow manages to beat sword ghost Putin, then there's four members of the Royal Guard left to face.
>>
>>827172
That sucks.
We should have better luck on the next character we do in Bleach
This really made me miss the Ishida Quest
Drills are great
>>
>>827179
Maybe I'll do an arc of Bleach after Bio-Android then. Next character will be full CAC has Fullbringer been done before? If not, be a Fullbringer.
>>
>>827187
Playing a Full-Bringer would be like being human in DBZ though
I mean to a lesser extent, but still not main character level
>>
>>827198
Then that means it'll be better when we wreck fuckers. I'd vote Full-Bringer just for that.



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.