>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaFreeza>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCn_q04qBk
>>809665I'm ready for my daily dose
JOBBAN HARD TONIGHT
>10+ captchasWhat the fuck is going on today? Oh well, I'm ready for this.
>>809671It ain't no thing for the ultimate jobber tofoo
Gathering your energy, you create two balls of light, each one crackling with electricity. You hurl them down into the water, knowing that Freeza's in for some serious pain. As your attacks crash through the surface of the water, you can almost hear Freeza's pained cries, but you doubt that he's done just yet.Sure enough, you feel a major spike of energy, and soon, a massive, red ball of light explodes from the water below, shooting up toward you like a rocket and quickly closing in on you. Dodging it will be hard, given its size and velocity. >A. Dodge (85)>B. Block>C. Deflect it (80)>D. Fire a blast at it to try and detonate it early>E. Something else
>>809679DC for beam clash?
>>809679>>E. Kaioken X3 Ki shield
>>809684You're already in a Kaio-Ken times four
>>809690I forgot. So what would the DC on Ki Shield be? Or is that included in block?
>>809698Then let's do that
>>809698I can switch from beam clash to ki shield
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>809712We seriously need to start finding more lewds
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>809712We got this
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>809712>>809721No we don't.
>>809732>>809721>>809719I blame the Cubbies for taking up all the good juju this year
>>809719>>809721>>809732"Kakarot, you must avenge the jobber race." Kori Super Saiyan now?
>>809736It's not like we we're gonna be able to keep the kaioken up for very long anyways. This flub was inevitable.
>>809719>>809721>>809732R.I.P tofooHe jobbed too hard too soon.
I don't want to make our poor wife to cry
Time for Kori to join the fray again? Cause we are about to get hurt.
>>809759We aren't going to die. We're just gonna get maimed.
>>809765Good time to eat Frieza's tail when no one's looking.
>>809719>>809721>>809732Locking your elbows at your side, you prepare yourself to throw up an Energy Shield, aware that doing so will take much of your power. Unfortunately, you can't do it quickly enough, and Freeza's blast strikes you full-force.Screaming in agony, you find yourself engulfed in the ball of light Freeza has unleashed. Your skin is scorched, and you feel a rush of energy force you downward, throwing you to the ground as the Kaio-Ken fails you, and steam rises from your broken body.Groaning, you raise your head, seeing Freeza rise from the water, his arms crossed and a smirk on his face."Well, well," he says to you. "It looks like your luck has finally run out."Slowly, he lowers himself to the ground, stepping on dry land and slowly moving toward you, each step seeming deliberately paced, and his eyes staring at you with sadistic joy. "Don't worry," he tells you. "This won't last too long. Still, it's going to hurt.">A. Try to pick yourself back up (40)>B. Kaio-Ken times four (100)>C. Bear Shout>D. Something else
>>809768I hope we can. I want horns.
>>809765Thanks Zamasu-sama I feel at ease>>809769>A.Please don't eat Freizas tail I'd like to remain human.
>>809769>A. Try to pick yourself back up (40)Can we grab some dirt and pocket sand him when he gets close for a sucker bear punch?
>>809769>D. Roll into the water
>>809769>>A. Try to pick yourself back up (40)Might as well die on our feet.
>>809769>A>>809775I don't care either way as long as we live to job another day.
>>809769>A>DDC to foot kamehameha into his ribcage?
>>809787Do we know the foot kamehameha?
>>809791Yes, done it a couple of times in the WMA Tournaments, with Chen and Kami
>>809769>ASpit some sick lines about pride and th resolve of humans
Lewds for dice
>>809795This. We need to establish humans as badasses.
You said hes staring, so >DSolar flare.What would be the DC on solar flare, then energy blade?if to high then >D solarflare>C
>>809804wow. that's... reasonable. Are you sure you SOM?we're still gonna job
>>809802I'll support that then.Maybe we can actually do some damage.>Solar flare>Energy sword combo.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>809816
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>809816
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>809816PLEASE
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>809816WITNESS ME DICE GODS
>>809812We jobbed out first form frieza hard and jobbed out a good portion of second form frieza So all in all we did pretty well for ourselves Hopefully we can survive long enough to do the energy transfer thing tien and yamcha did on piccolo to further erase his saltAlso giving a big speech about the namikean people,all the horrors frieza brought to thin,earth,what home is,and how he ,in a way,is a human to motivate him some more
>>809820FUCK YES I AM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I HAVE GREAT IDEAS!
>>809820You did well
>>809820>>809819>>809817As Freeza draws closer, you realize that you have almost no chance. Without the Kaio-Ken, your power is barely a fraction of his. He will crush you like an insect, and there's nothing you can do to stop him.But, you'll be damned if you don't die on your feet. So, with what little energy you have left, you pick yourself back up, ignoring the intense pain in your body as you stare defiantly at Freeza.He continues to smirk, but you see the smallest trace of surprise on his face. "So, you still have a bit of fight left in you?"Holding your right hand out to your side, you close your eyes and focus your energy, creating a blade with which you intend to cut Freeza to ribbons. You open your eyes to find that he's stopped his approach, but somehow you don't feel much more confidence."So stubborn," he remarks. "Really, I admire your resolve, but this is growing old. I think it's time I finish you off.">A. Tell him to come on and try it, then>B. Tell him that even if you die, someone else will come along to beat him>C. Charge at him>D. Prepare to defend>E. Something else
>>809825Do you think we'll be able to live long enough for Goku to wake up?And maybe us getting in the medical pod if we can?Or are we fucked for heals?
>>809846>>B. Tell him that even if you die, someone else will come along to beat him
>>809848Frieza won't let us leave dude.
>>809848Piccolo's almost here, since we've been delaying Freeza for a good while.
>>809846>ESay nothingSolar Flare when he gets close
>>809852I'm hoping a piccolo Goku team could perhaps hold frieza off long enough to let us get to the medical pods.Of course this is just denial but it helps me cope>>809846>B.
>>809848Of we hold out for piccolo as he can probably stand up to third form frieza and maybe MAYBE final form we should be fine as long as he doesn't die
>>809846>B.As long as I can stand and breathe, I won't give up death flag
>>809846>B. Tell him that even if you die, someone else will come along to beat him"I'm still standing, I've survived dealing with Raditz, Nappa, and Vegeta."
>>809867>As long as I stand and breath I will never give up>That is the nature of humans>We don't lie down and play dead we stand tall and proud>This resolve we have adopted,that is unique to us>This resolve is the resolve of earth!>Even if I fall there are other who will defy you!>Frieza, it is not I who has lost for today no matter what you will die!
>>809863More around us asking King Kai to give us more info on how to do the spirit bomb if it seems they can't touch Freeza.
>>809849>>809856"Even if I die, someone will come along to beat you," you vow, acutely aware that you're probably only moments away from death.Freeza closes his eyes, chuckling lightly. "I can't tell you how many insects just like you have told me that before. You maggots are always so defiant in your final moments. What is it about weaklings like you? Does the fear drive you to madness, or are you just naturally so deluded?"He takes another step forward. "Ingrain this into your small mind, worm. I am Lord Freeza. None surpass me, none even come close. Cretins like you are fit only to serve. Or, better still, to die at the feet of your master!"Freeza explodes forward, and, in response, you close your eyes and wait for death to come. But, it doesn't. Instead, you hear the sound of Freeza growling in frustration, and, as you open your eyes, you find out why.Piccolo has placed himself between the two of you, catching the fist that was meant to end your life. He glances back at you, his expression hard to read."Looks like I made it just in time," he remarks before kicking Freeza in the stomach, sending the alien tyrant flying off into the distance. >A. Nah, you had it under control>B. Thank him for the save>C. Tell him that he cut it a bit close there>D. Something else
>>809889>C. Tell him that he cut it a bit close there>D. Go find Kori
>>809889>C.>B.You were enjoying watching me squirm weren't you
>>809889>D. Something else"How long were you waiting for the 'right moment'?"
>>809889>C. Tell him that he cut it a bit close there>B. Thank him for the save"Trying to make a flashier entrance than me with Zarbon, huh?"
um... can we combine>>809891>>809892>>809893>>809895please
>>809900I'm fin with whatever so long as we go find Kori
>>809893>>809892>>809891>>809895"You were cutting it pretty close, there," you tell Piccolo. "Enjoying watching me squirm, or were you just trying to make a flashy entrance?""I just got here," Piccolo tells you. "And in your position I wouldn't be complaining. Another second and you'd be dead."He looks ahead in the direction in which Freeza vanished. "Get Goku's brat and take cover; I'll handle Freeza."As he takes to the air, you sense for Kori, feeling her energy in the sky not too far away. You look up towards her, and see that she's watching Piccolo with a great deal of fear as he moves to confront Freeza.>A. Go to Kori>B. Call Kori down>C. Go try to back up Piccolo>D. Sit back and try to recover>E. Something else
>>809917>B. Call Kori down>D. Sit back and try to recover
>>809917>A. Go to Kori>D. Sit back and try to recover
>>809917>call kori>hide>sit and try to recover
>>809917>A. Go to Kori>D. Sit back and try to recoverGrab her and move a bit of distance away so we don't end up getting caught in the crossfire
>>809923>>809922>>809933>>809935>>809941You fly up to Kori as fast as you can, the sudden burst of energy drawing her attention away from Piccolo and Freeza. She looks at you with concern."Tofoo, you're hurt," she observes, sounding sad.A burst of energy and a thundering boom causes you to glance in the direction of the battle, and you see that, to your amazement, Piccolo is holding his own rather well against Freeza. The energy coming from the Namekian is incredible, and it seems that even Freeza is having difficulty matching it.Whatever Nail did to help Piccolo, it seems to be working."We need to take cover," you tell Kori, grabbing her and heading for ground.In the distance, Piccolo slams his head up into Freeza's jaw, then spins and kicks the monster in the side of the head, causing Freeza to spin away uncontrollably. Piccolo brings his fingers to his forehead, then thrusts them toward Freeza. "MAKANKOSAPPO!" A red, spiraling ray of energy shoots from his fingertips, right toward Freeza, who has just managed to stop spinning. Seeing the attack coming at the last second, Freeza moves his head out of the way, but the attack leaves a cut in his cheek.Trembling with rage, Freeza roars and rushes toward Piccolo."Can Piccolo win?" Kori asks as the two of you land.>A. Yes>B. No>C. You don't know>D. If he uses the Kaio-Ken, then yes>E. Go help him>F. Something else
>>809958>F. If he does it quickly, and Frieza doesn't transform more
>>809958>in frieza's current state then yes,but he may have more tricks up his sleeve
>>809958>>D. If he uses the Kaio-Ken, then yes
>>809972>>809968"It looks like it," you answer. "But Freeza could still have some tricks up his sleeve."The two of you shield your eyes as the battle rages, the shockwaves from the two warriors exchanging attacks causing the ground to tremble. Piccolo fights with the ferocity and skill that you've come to expect from him, but Freeza isn't backing down. In fact, none of Piccolo's attacks seem to do much more than irritate him a bit. Freeza manages to catch Piccolo off-guard with an elbow to the back, sending the Namekian to ground, where he lands on all fours.Freeza raises a hand, creating a ball of energy that grows larger and larger, then holds his hand down toward Piccolo, concentrating that ball of energy into a beam that shoots toward the demon.Piccolo's eyes go wide, and he picks himself back up, and while you expect him to dodge, he instead stands his ground, pulling his arm in and backhanding the blast when it reaches him. At first, it appears that Piccolo won't be able to do it. But, with a yell of exertion, he manages to send the blast right back at its maker.Freeza's eyes widen in shock, and he's unable to stop the blast in time. It hits him full-force, creating a massive cloud of smoke that obscures your vision.You can still sense him though, as can Piccolo. When the smoke clears, Freeza looks majorly pissed off. He stares down at the hand that had fired the blast, then glares at Piccolo."You're finished, Freeza!" Piccolo declares, taking to the air and rushing the monster.However, Freeza stops his charge with a punch to the face, and follows that with a blast to the gut that sends Piccolo plunging into the water below.>A. Try and sense for Piccolo's energy>B. Dive into the water after Piccolo>C. Try to attack Freeza while he's distracted>D. Something else
>>809997>>D. Try and ask King Kai just how the hell Piccolo got so powerful
>>809997>>D. Something elseYell at Piccolo to use Kaioken like right now and kill him because this fucker can digivolve when you least expect it.
>>809997>A>DAsk king kai if he has any backup plans now that the namekian balls are gone
>>809997>D. Quack like a duck
>>810026I thought he had super hearing and could probably pick things said while he's underwater
>>810012Sounds good. I mean technically we just need to wait until the Earth dragonballs are charged again, but still.
>>810012>>810011>>810000Closing your eyes, you sense for Piccolo's energy, breathing a sigh of relief when you find that he's still very much alive. Unfortunately, Freeza seems to know that his foe is still down there, and waits patiently for Piccolo to resurface. As your ally darts out of the water, Freeza throws a ball of energy that strikes him full-force.When the smoke clears, you see that Piccolo has survived with only minor injuries, though his composure seems to be ever-so-slightly shaken."It seems the Earthling isn't the only stubborn one," Freeza remarks. "Honestly, you're like cockroaches.""Piccolo!" you shout to the Namekian. "Use the Kaio-Ken and beat him fast!""What?!" Freeza asks, concern in his voice. "You know that cursed technique as well?"Piccolo smirks. "Want to see?"Freeza rushes forward without a word, throwing a punch at Piccolo's head, but the Namekian catches it in his palm, his body becoming surrounded with a red aura.The power you feel coming from Piccolo is unreal, and with it, he easily pushes back Freeza before rushing forward and mercilessly pummeling his foe."King Kai!" you shout to the sky. "How did Piccolo get so strong?"It takes a moment for you to get your answer. "Through an ancient and forbidden Namekian technique," King Kai informs you. "Piccolo and Nail have merged into a single being, and with that fusion, they have become far more powerful."That's an understatement. With this kind of power, Piccolo can win this battle, but you can't help but feel a twinge of fear. Once this is over, what if Piccolo turns on you. With this kind of power, he could crush you like a bug.>A. Ask King Kai if he has any backup plans with the Namekian Dragonballs being gone>B. Sit back and watch the battle>C. Charge out there and join the fight>D. Something else
>>810048>>A. Ask King Kai if he has any backup plans with the Namekian Dragonballs being gone>>D. Ask if there's any possible way for us to get back in the fight
>>810048>>B. Sit back and watch the battle>>D. Ask if there's any possible way for us to get back in the fight
>D ask him if he has a plan for if Piccolo is still evil
>>810048>A. Ask King Kai if he has any backup plans with the Namekian Dragonballs being gone>D. What makes the technique forbidden?
>>810058>>810054>>810072"Do you have any backup plans with the Namekian Dragonballs being gone?" you ask."From what I understand, the Dragonballs on Earth require a great deal of time to recharge," King Kai tells you. "A full year. It's only been two months since you last used them. But, once they're recharged, you can use them to wish Tsuno back to life, and then both sets of Dragonballs will be usable. But, for that to work, Piccolo has to survive, and Freeza has to be defeated.""Well, do you know any way for me to get back into the fight?" you inquire."I'm afraid all you can do is wait for your body to recover a bit from your use of the Kaio-Ken," King Kai tells you. "Until then, Piccolo's on his own."Piccolo seems to have things in hand, and you watch as he kicks Freeza down into the water, sending a wave of energy down after him.>A. Tell Kori to go help>B. Take some time to try and recover>C. Something else
>>810092>A. Tell Kori to go help>B. Take some time to try and recoverShe better pull off some Gohan-Tier bullshit
>>810092>B. Take some time to try and recoverIf we focus long enough, could we speed up our ki recovery?
>>810092>>B. Take some time to try and recover>C. Something elseAsk Kori how shes doing
>>810092>BRIP dendeThat really fucked us over
>CSee how Goku is doing
So how long have we been fighting Frieza? I don't know how much longer we can job for.
>>810092So he doesn't know about Frieza's tail huh?
>>810103>>810100>>810098Piccolo seems to have things well in hand, at least for now. You can take a moment to relax and restore your energy.Piccolo hovers above the water, waiting for Freeza to surface. But, for a long time, there's no sign of the tyrant. Then, a massive beam of light shoots from the waves, but not at Piccolo. It simply rises high into the air.That's when you feel it; a surge of energy unlike anything you've ever experienced. Even Piccolo's new power can't match it. It fills you with a dread you haven't experienced in quite some time, and you realize that it doesn't matter if you jump back into the battle. It doesn't matter if a hundred of you go to help Piccolo. It won't make any difference.Freeza rises from the waves, and once more, his appearance has changed.He's gotten smaller, his horns have vanished, and his entire body just seems sleeker and less evil-looking. Yet he radiates a power that seems limitless, one that makes even you and Piccolo seem like ants standing beside a skyscraper."Sorry to keep you waiting," Freeza tells a stunned Piccolo. "I had to make a little change, and I suppose you could say I felt uncomfortable doing so in front of you."He smirks. "What do you think? This is my true form."Piccolo growls."I know my last form may not have impressed a warrior of your caliber, but I promise you, with this form, I shall show you terror beyond the horrors of Hell," Freeza vows.>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOFz2zhNis>A. Ask Kori to go help>B. Go try to help>C. Take Kori and run>D. Something else
>>810145>CWe can't job anymore To put it in more mathematical termsWe're 100% fucked
>>810145>>D. Tell him he looks pretty.We have a mission ya know.Also, Piccolo put that much pressure on Frieza? Green dick is certainly looking mighty powerful.
>>810145C while suppressing our power level, running for the healing pods
>>810145>>C. Take Kori and runGet Kori out of here then come back
>>810151Why would we suppress our powerlevel? Frieza can't sense Ki.
>>810166Oh yeah duh, then fucking bail
>>810145B.We might wanna try and play cat and mouse with him. I don't think he's seen the Solar Flare yet, and he can't sense ki. We might wanna try that?
>>810152>>810151>>810148There is no hope for your survival here. Piccolo can't stand against this kind of power, and you certainly can't. With what's happening, there seems to be only one solution.Turning, you grab Kori, and begin to run, only for the little girl to wriggle away and start back toward Piccolo."Tofoo, we have to help him," she insists.>A. There's nothing the two of you can do>B. Piccolo will be fine>C. Tell her that she needs to get back to her dad>D. Something else
>>810185>A. There's nothing the two of you can do>C. Tell her that she needs to get back to her dad
>>810185>>A. There's nothing the two of you can do
>>810145I sense a dead ningen coming up. I'd love to tell the tiny one to go to her death, but I'd rather let the masses get their hands dirty.
>>810185>C.>D. We'll stay and help while she goes to Goku
>>810185>A>CKori we have as much chance of winning as an ant does of beating us.Which is to say none.
>>810185>C. Tell her we'll hold him off.No ditching allies.
>>810185>>C. Tell her that she needs to get back to her dad
>> 810185C.D. We'll stay and help until your dad gets back.Even if we die, we don't die running like a coward. Which is what I expect is going to happen.
>>810194>>810189>>810190Guys, we can't abandon Piccolo or the Dragonballs are fucked and so are we. We need to get Frieza's attention to allow Piccolo time to escape.
>>810194An ant can still cause a god pain.
>>810196We can go back and engage in competitive dying with green dick after checking up on Goku and hiding kori. I'm scared
>>810185>D. Help him.
>>810193Forgot to add, tell Kori to keep Bulma safe for us
>>810204And then the ant is promptly smote. What's your point?
>>810201We're pretty fucked either way, being human sucks major dangalang
>>810210To be fair. none of this would be particularly impressive if we weren't human.
>>810209Not really. Remember how Frieza was able to kill Goku with a cheap shot.
>>810209Still a chance we can deal a decisive blow, since we haven't used the solar flare. Whether its us or Piccolo that deals it, we have to time it right like we did with Chichi against Vegeta.
>>810215I remember that was bad writing.
>>810219Also Frieza can't tank the Kienzan or Energy Swords, only Cell can do that, and even with him I'm pretty sure he regenerated his cells at the same rate they were cut, life-fibre style.
>>810224Frieza could totally tank our Kienzan right now. The difference in power between us is astronomical right now.
>>810220Eh, remember the Cell Pre-Games where Goku was in constant Super Saiyan and yet he was still hurt when Krillin through a rock at him.
>>810235I don't know, I guess my assumption was that Kienzans cut things no matter what.
>>810237How do you expect people to remember that when you only ever show it once almost 20 years prior.
>>810199>>810197>>810196>>810193"You need to get back to your dad," you tell Kori."What?" she asks, turning around and staring up at you in confusion."I'll help Piccolo, and hold Freeza off, but you need to get to your dad," you tell her as you start in Piccolo's direction."No!" she shouts. "I won't leave!"You stop, turning to face the little girl. "I need you to take care of Bulma for me, Kori."The child looks terrified. "Why? You can take care of her.">A. Because you don't think you'll be coming back this time>B. Fine, she can stay>C. Yell at her to do as you say>D. Lie and tell her that she can stay, but knock her out>E. Something else
>>810248>>A. Because you don't think you'll be coming back this time
>>810248>>A. Because you don't think you'll be coming back this timeKid's gotta learn
>>810248>Because I'll be going away for a while kori. Someone's gotta help slow frieza down after all.
>A. Because you don't think you'll be coming back this time
>>810248>A.Please Kori and tell Bulma I'm sorry and she can yell at me all she wants later.
>>810248>A. Because you don't think you'll be coming back this time
>>810248>>E. Something elseLook everything will be fine.Freeza will die for his sins.We will make it back home and bring all our friends back to life.But you NEED to trust me.Your only a child there's nothing you can do and i would never forgive myself you done life to see us win.NOW GO!
>>810248>E. Piccolo and us can probably stall long enough for your dad to show up, but we won't be as effective if Frieza targets you.
>>810256>>810261>>810258"Because I don't think I'll be coming back this time," you tell Kori. "Please, take care of Bulma. And tell her I'm sorry. She can yell at me all she wants later."Kori looks up at you with horrified eyes. "I-"A scream draws your attention, and you turn to see Freeza squeezing Piccolo's shoulder. The Namekian has shed his weighted training clothes, clearly giving this battle all that he has, but it still isn't enough. The agony in Piccolo's voice makes your blood run cold, and fills you with terror at the prospect of what will become of you.You hear Kori whimper, and you turn around to find her looking between you and Piccolo, tears falling from her eyes.>A. Tell her everything will be alright>B. Tell her that she needs to be brave>C. Tell her to go back to her dad, now!>D. Go help Piccolo>E. Something else
>>810280>>C. Tell her to go back to her dad, now!>D. Go help Piccolo
>>810280>>C. Tell her to go back to her dad, now!
>>810280>E. "Goodbye kori and remember to be brave.">D.
>>810280>B. Tell her that she needs to be brave>D. Go help PiccoloGoddamnit, no one knows the Spirit Bomb and we have no way to leave the planet, and no wishes to save us.
>>810290>no way to leave the planetBulma has the ship
>>810280>>A. Tell her everything will be alright>>B. Tell her that she needs to be brave
Huh. Could we save Piccolo's life by pretty much telling Frieza that he hasn't actually lost his chance at immortality?It's not like Frieza and his dad don't already know where Earth is in the first place so that'd be okay.The only danger is if he just decides to ignore us, rushes to the ship, and kills Goku while Goku is still healing.
>>810310Actually wait that is a bad plan, since Frieza might not want to toy around at all and go all-in right from the start, and technically better no dragonballs than an immortal Frieza.
>>810280>C. Tell her to go back to her dad, now!>D. Go help Piccolo
>No Third form Frieza
>>810317We punked Frieza so hard he had to skip forms. That's amazing
>>810317He realized that wouldn't work out for him
>>810317It's fine I guess.Today is as good a day to die as any.The sun is shining in the sky.The wind is blowing through the nice blue grass.Why if it wasn't for the alien monster about to slaughter us it'd be a good time to relax with our family.
>>810320>Tofoo>Spending time with his son
>>810319Damnit Piccolo, you oversold.If you had held back some, we could maybe have gotten a lucky hit in before he transformed.
>>810280E. Eat Frieza's tail as a way to get Frieza's attention away from Piccolo.Kind of a "Hey asshole, look at this!"
>>810322He's too much of a disappointment
>>810322SOM will you allow us a pre death one liner?
>>810338We need to last long enough for Frieza to kill us in front of Goku. We're probably good enough friends with him for that.
>>810344I know but I want a one liner or something for when we bite it.Because let's be honest we're going going to die.
>>810316>>810290>>810288>>810287"Go back to your dad, now!" you order her.Kori takes a fearful step back, turning around and starting back toward the ship."Goodbye, Kori," you tell her. "And remember to be brave."As your best friend's daughter begins to head back toward Freeza's ship, you take to the air, rushing over to join Piccolo, who is currently in the process of being pummeled by Freeza. You swoop in, attempting to catch Freeza off-guard, but it seems he was expecting you to try and save Piccolo, as he easily avoids your attack, releasing the Namekian and pulling back.He smirks at you as Piccolo struggles to recover from the savage beating he just endured."I was wondering when you'd work up the nerve to jump back into the fray," Freeza comments, moving his tail (which seems to have grown back), back and forth beneath him. "I would have thought that the sight of what I've done to your Namekian friend would be sufficient to illustrate the folly of attempting to stand against me. But you're every bit as foolish as I'd hoped."He stretches out his arms at his sides in invitation. "So, are you going to attempt to defeat me? Or, will you do the smart thing and kneel at my feet?">A. And what if you do kneel?>B. Bear Shout>C. Charge and attack with everything you have>D. Kaio-Ken times five (60)>E. Kaio-Ken times ten (80)>F. Something else
>>810347We'll still haven't told him he's pretty ya know.>>810348>A. And what if you do kneel?
>>810348>E. Kaio-Ken times ten (80)fuck it
>>810348>E. Kaio-Ken times ten (80)
>>810348>E. Kaio-Ken times ten (80)>F. If you kill Piccolo, you'll never be immortal
>>810348>E. Kaio-Ken times ten (80)It's all or nothing.Our final stand!
>>810348>F. Something elseSolar Flare and tell Piccolo to run/hide
>>810348Inspirational quotes.I'm sorry I don't have lewds.
>>810366>Krillin is tapping that>>810359>Tofoo might never tap that again
>>810368>Krillin is tapping thatNo he's not, he's dead. If they didn't give their daughter a metal bikini, I'll be disappointed SOM.
Last standIf we pass this roll we should grab frieza and do the big ki explosion thing we used to doExcept for more power
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>810385
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>810385>_>
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Rolled 11 (1d100)>>810385Let's die without any regrets
>>810388>>810387>>810390Maybe we killed ourselves before Frieza could have killed us?The bad news is we just killed Piccolo.
>>810387>>810388>>810390Like a bitch
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>810390>>810388>>810387RipSOMI ask for one thing and one thing only right knowPlease Accept my great sadness roll
>>810394Eh, doesn't matter since we were gonna die regardless....Dragonball Z is actually a TERRIBLE setting for a quest because so much depends on things going exactly a certain way.
>>810394WelpNo matter how many clutch hundreds you pull out of your ass at the right time I have one final thing to say to you before we go to heaven Fuck you you nihilistic asshole
>>810398It's only terrible when you stick too close to the source material, like most settings. This train's conductor followed the track too closely. Choo choo.
>>810398Oh, don't worry, I'll have plenty of chances to fuck you in Earthbender Quest too
>>810410Are we at least gonna tell Frieza that he can't get immortality if Piccolo dies?
>>810398Our rolls just sucked today compared to yesterday Yesterday we made frieza into a jobber for a bitToday we got mega fucked
>>810411Do you really wanna take that risk?
>>810403Those crit rolls meant nothing since Crits aren't a thing with SOM
>>810411The problem is that if he knows that, he's just gonna death beam Goku instead of taking it slow.Though honestly? Even if he doesn't think it'll make him immortal, Frieza would still come to Earth anyway just because people we like live there.
>>810410Sei Fong is to STRONK to be fucked overNever underestimate the power of a sociopath obsessed with tigerdillos
>>810414Well It'd keep Piccolo alive. And Goku should be up right about now. It'll work out.
>>810421He would still be alive right now since, we're about to be used as a rag doll by freeza and repeatedly punched in the kidneys till Goku gets here.
>>810419>he's just gonna death beam Goku instead of taking it slowAre we talking about the same Frieza? He's a sadist. Whatever he does is gonna be long and cruel.
>>810417They still mean a success and is the main reason we survived for this longAnd we didn't even get to meet future trunks who according too som was actually strongNow frieza kills everything,flies to earth,kills everything there,than gets raped by beerus
We still haven't called him pretty by the way.
>>810433Eh, when there's degree's of failure but no degrees of success it means little>>810438That meme died in Dragon Ball
My only regret is that King Kai didn't know about Frieza's tail....Also, is it possible we've been handling Kori all wrong? Like Gohan doesn't really like fighting at all, but Kori seems more eager to step in. I mean, she definitely wouldn't have been able to reach Final Form Frieza just yet, but against form two, she probably could have helped.
>>810443RIP Doctor piccoloRIP big green RIP that one old pervert who tried to grope our wifeRip yamcha Rip cyber Tao Rip quality time with sonRip future trunksAll because we killed vege and didn't save dende
>>810452We had first form and handled and form 2 was fine until kaioken ran out but piccolo came in for the saveNow where legit fucked
Well fuck. Why isnt NTFS rolling more, he is our only hope.
Yknow what?We are going to die anyway.Dc for kaioken X 100?
>>810387>>810388>>810389>>810390"Kaio-Ken times ten!" you shout.Freeza's eyes widen for half a second before he sees that he has nothing to fear. In fact, the only one in any real trouble right now is you. >>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJfpW7TAlfEAn indescribable pain fills your body, and you begin to writhe in agony as your muscles bulge and pulsate, your bones seem to twist, and you lose total control of your motor functions."Ah, repeating your earlier folly, are we?" Freeza chuckles, delighting in your pain. "As much as I'd enjoy watching your own body ripping itself apart, I have gone to all of the trouble of transforming, so I'm afraid I'll have to insist on killing you with my own hands."His fist slams into your face, and you fly through the air, crashing into a plateau, which collapses on top of you. Your body continues to put you through unbearable agony, and you expect to die buried under the rocks as your body rips you to shreds.But, that's not the case, and the rubble covering your body slowly lifts away. Struggling to lift your head, you see Freeza flying high above you, lifting his arms, which the rocks seem to follow."Tofoo!" Piccolo shouts, rushing to attack Freeza."Wait your turn," Freeza commands, directing the rocks toward Piccolo, and pummeling him relentlessly with them.As Piccolo falls from the sky, Freeza slowly descends, landing in front of you and making his way around your broken body."Still alive," he observes, stopping behind you. "Perfect. I couldn't have you dying on me after such a glancing blow. No, I'm afraid your suffering is only just beginning. There are so many horrors I have left to show you."A stabbing pain rips through your body as Freeza fires a thin beam of light that pierces your right arm. An instant later, that same pain shoots through your left arm. "Much better," Freeza comments. "We wouldn't want you getting any foolish ideas with that blade of yours."He bends down, grabbing you by the hair and pulling you to your feet."You did want to face your demise on your feet, did you not?" Freeza questions with a smirk.Before you can answer, you feel his fist slam into your back, cracking your spine and causing you to gasp in renewed pain. "How's that?" he asks. "Are you beginning to regret opposing me? Or shall I continue to educate you on your place you worthless maggot?!"His fist slams into you again, this time striking you over your kidney and causing you to cough up blood.>A. Beg for mercy>B. Be silent>C. Try kicking back at him>D. Launch Kamehameha Waves from your feet (80)>E. Something else
>>810492>>E. Something elseSpit blood in his face
>>810492>DFuck it.We aren't dying giving up.
>>810492>>E. "The only thing I regret is not doing this earlier.">>D. Launch Kamehameha Waves from your feet (80)
>>810492>E. Use a kaioken so high that we explode, taking his pleasure of killing us away and maybe injuring him
>>810492>>810498"Getting crushed by Vegeta's monstrous ape form hurt more.">D. Launch Kamehameha Waves from your feet (80)
Bulmas for dice
>>810492>DI am going to enjoy watching you die.
>>810492Wait.... can we solar flare without our arms? Cuz he is in the perfect place for that.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>810542Bulma, give us strength to last a bit longer
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>>810544>>810545>>810547We should start preparing our final words.
/qst/ is just dealing out shit rolls tonight huh?
Truly we are nothing, but ningen right now.
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If we get another choice, we should kaioken suicide bomb Frieza.
>>810547>>810545>>810549Damnit, we're going to serve the roll of Vegeta. We're not enough to motivate Goku to go Super Saiyan and Krillin is already dead, and Piccolo can't re-die, so things are gonna REALLY suck for Kori.
>>810563If Kori dies this all may as well be a complete fucking failure
>>810557So what if we're just ningen?
>>810565Could be worse. He could kill bulma.
>>810565We should have voted to wish everyone but Frieza to Earth. We at least would have bought some time, and Frieza wouldn't have called his dad or Cooler because he wanted the dragonballs for himself. Why didn't we do that?
>>810565its only a failure if Piccolo dies or Freeza lives
>>810568He just might. Also what about Appule?
Good night sweet prince, it was a pleasure playing with you gentlemen
>>810573..... oh fuck.GET. BACK. UP.If we dont he will kill appule. Bulma is important enough to wish back, but noone will think of appule.
Yeah, that whole sever picollo and kamis life force wish keeps looking better and better.... and the restore namek wish might have nade the spirit bomb more effective...We dun goofed. Can we eat the tail?
Rolled 57, 87, 60, 4, 45 = 253 (5d100)testing
>>810599Neither Tofoo nor King Kai know about the tail's mutagenic abilities. I don't feel like playing the meta right now just so we won't die. We might have to bite the bullet.
>>810545>>810547>>810549Yes! Looks like I finally get to see the ningen die in real time. Som, you've pleased me greatly with this act.
>>810544>>810545>>810547"The only thing I regret is not doing this sooner," you declare, jumping and attempting to fire a Kamehameha through your feet.Agony rips through your body again, and you scream as it begins to once more convulse uncontrollably. "Some people never learn, do they?" Freeza asks, releasing your hair and instead grabbing you by the back of your skull. "Stupidity must be a virtue on your homeworld, you seem to value it so much."He applies pressure, and you feel your skull beginning to crack. Another punch hits you over your kidney, and you spit out more blood as he resumes his brutal beating.Suddenly, he releases your head, and you begin to slump forward, only for his foot to slam down on the back of your head and send your face crashing into the dirt. You can feel him press his weight on your head, and his toes curling to squeeze your skull. "This look suits you rather well," he remarks as he rubs your face in the dirt. "I daresay you're finally learning your place, my boy."His foot is removed from your head, but quickly slams onto your back, causing your entire body to jolt."Yes, down in the dirt, where you belong," Freeza comments. "Now, let's make sure you stay there."Two more beams shoot through your legs, rendering you entirely immobile. Freeza chuckles, then speaks, only this time to someone else. "Feel free to attempt to save him at any time."You can just barely move your head, but see Piccolo standing still not too far away, his entire body trembling, and his hands clenched into fists. It's clear that he wants to help you, but he can't seem to move a muscle to do so. Freeza's power is so overwhelming that he can do nothing, and he knows it.Smirking, Freeza looks back down at you. "You may beg me for your life now."His tail slams down on your back. "Come now, let me hear you scream for mercy.">A. Tell him to go to Hell>B. Try to move>C. Don't say or do anything>D. Something else
>>810609>"Never."One word is enough
>>810609>>D. GOKUUUUUU!!!Might as well play the part of pseudo-Krillin as much as we can.
>A. Tell him to go to Hellthe longer he tortures us the better
>>810609>>A. Tell him to go to Hell
>>810609>D. Kaioken suicide bomb
>>810609>A. Tell him to go to HellWhat would the dc be to make him come closer if we decided to whisper and try and headbutt him at least once?
>>810609>DRoll over and bite the unholy fuck out of his tail
>>810622Changing to this. Fuck Frieza
>>810622do it nerd
>>810622Switching to this.So we can say we damaged final form frieza
>>810622Yes let's do this if we can.
>>810622This. We're already dead, let's at least try something else.
>>810627Wait nevermind, if we do try that, that means he'll see it coming when he uses that move on Goku.
>>810622changing to this
I'm glad Kori isn't here to see this.
>>810609>>D. Something elseAct like we're gonna whisper something to him, then when he puts his head near us to listen, spit in his ear. Bonus points for licking him and telling him that he tastes like a bitch.
>>810635You mean to see us get BTFO by frieza?It seems pretty painful to watch
Yes, Tofoo will die so that Spore can be born!
>>810638I think she's seen enough today. Shame she has to deliver our message to Bulma
>>810609>>D. Something else>Laugh at him, Piccolo was scarier
>>810641>Sporethe fuck are you on about?
>>810638On the plus side, Piccolo might not want to kill us as much now.
Picollo had better have a fucking makonko- ... special beam cannon ready
>>810622EAT THE FRIEZA
>>810658...If we're gonna have fights with characters from other quests I want a shot at Kaguya
>>810671Oh god no, it's less congestion means better traffic. Multiverse Tournament would probably be the last arc though.
>>810669Unfortunately it won't mutate us since I doubt we can break his skin.But maybe if we survive we can discover something about how he tastes.
>>810680WE SHALL HARVEST THE LOWLY NINGEN'S LOWER HORN
>>810145I forgot to post this picture for when he transformed into his final form.
>>810694Is that for a homo-erotic cosplay calendar?
>>810622>>810625>>810627You roll over, finding yourself staring up at the tyrant's smirking face. His tail waves around over your midsection, and you sit up in an attempt to bite it, only for it to come up and smack you in the face, knocking you back to the ground. "You really don't seem to understand when enough is enough," Freeza tells you, wrapping his tail around your throat and lifting you off of the ground. "But, then again, perhaps you're simply eager to die. Very well, I suppose I've spent enough time toying with you. What a shame that you won't get to watch what becomes of your friends. Oh, well, when they see you in the next world, perhaps they can tell you what you missed."He raises his hand, preparing to strike, only to be distracted by a scream."LET HIM GO!"Freeza's head turns just in time for him to receive a kick to the face from Kori, who has dropped from the sky in a surprise attack. The tail around your neck unwraps, and Freeza is sent flying a short distance before flipping through the air and landing on his feet.You fall painfully to the ground, vaguely aware of Kori moving past you."Y-you won't hurt anyone else!" Kori declares. "Well, it seems one of you still has some fight left," Freeza remarks. "But, I'm afraid you're very wrong, dear girl. I will cause unimaginable suffering to you, your friends here, and then everyone on your precious home planet."A tremendous surge of energy nearly blows your body away."NO YOU WON'T!" Kori roars.>A. Try to turn your head and see what's going on>B. Just lie there and try to keep breathing>C. Something else
>>810708>>C. KORI WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME ARE DOING!?WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING
>>810708>Shout encouragement to Kori.>AThis ningen ain't dying yet!
>>810708>>A. Try to turn your head and see what's going on
>>810708>C. Something elseGOD DAMN IT KORIget up and try to save her ass
>>810718>>810726Unfortunately it's too late for her to run away now. So discouraging her is probably a bad move.
>>810730Regardless, we told her to go. She's seen enough action for one day.
>>810708Oh shit... Someone just went blonde... > Any chance King Kai can teach or has taught you the genkidamma?> If so, while you are a ragdoll, get charging!
>>810744Nah, this isn't Super Saiyan. I'm pretty sure there's a minimum power level you need to reach, and THEN you need to get really angry.Kori's just using her Hybrid Vigor right now.
>810708>BMaybe will ourselves into healing?
So is our body doing that thing where it's barely holding itself together like after the World Tournament finals with Roshi?
>>810708>A. Try to turn your head and see what's going on
I knew the rape train was gonna come but damn it was fast.It was a bullet rape train.
>>810731>>810720>>810722Struggling, you manage to turn your head and get a glimpse of what's going on.Kori is attacking Freeza with everything she has, and the tyrant actually seems to be being driven back. Step by step he moves away from Kori, barely avoiding her attacks, until finally she manages to land a kick to the side of his head, causing him to stumble to his right.Kori moves in to attack again, but Freeza's tail slams down on her, throwing her to the ground. Kori gets right back up, throwing herself at Freeza and headbutting him in the gut, which causes him to hunch over. However, he responds by kneeing her in the face, throwing her upward and allowing him to wrap his tail around her neck.Panicking, she instinctively bites down, and Freeza shrieks with surprised pain, unwrapping his tail from her throat and blowing on it.Kori takes the chance to rush forward, kicking Freeza and sending him flying back. When she lands, she begins firing a volley of energy blasts in the tyrant's direction.>A. Try and force yourself to stand (80)>B. Lie there and watch>C. Close your eyes>D. Something else
>>810772Kori will be fine. SOM doesn't have the balls to kill her
>>810778>A. Try and force yourself to stand (80)
>>810778>>A. Try and force yourself to stand (80)>>810779Som is willing to throw dicks at her, death means nothing
>>810778>>B. Lie there and watch
>>810778>A.Idk how it's possible but I'll tryHelp me, bath time Bulma
We should proooobably stay down.
>>810778>>A. Try and force yourself to stand (80)
>A. Try and force yourself to stand (80
>>810778>>B. Lie there and watchtry to build up energy for a final attack. try copying special beam cannon to up the power
>>810778> Close your eyes. Right now you got nothing. > To bad you don't have psychic powers, like Goku, you could probably prof his Ass awake. > Assuming the glorious bullshit of spirit hype is beyond you, just try to... Heal good?
>>810778>>D. YOU GOT THIS KORI!She's here, might as well support her.
>>810778>B. Lie there and watchRather try and recover as much as energy as possible incase we have to get Freeza's attention off Kori again.
>>810781>>810782>>810784>>810787>>810788what the fuck are you guys even trying? What are we gonna do if we stand. Solar Flare into Kienzan isn't gonna save us this time.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)>>810809GODDAMNIT THIS IS DUMB
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Rolled 44 (1d100)>>810809Rollin
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>810809Too late!
>>810811>>810812>>810814Fucking /qst/ as a board is improperly weighted. Somebody do the fucking salt water test.
Wow. Suddenly I'm getting Goku vs Tofoo flashbacks right here.
>>810820the dice are driven by plot, and the plot has decided we all have to die for Goku to go Super Saiyan
>>810815>>810814I was 2 seconds too late again.Goddamnit
>>810815Good. Your failure will spell the end of the ningen.
>>810811>>810812>>810814I do not have profanity strong enough to express my rage.
You idiots, the QM is probably gonna have us distract Kori.
>>810811>>810812>>810814As Kori continues her attacks on Freeza, you struggle to get back to your feet. But, between the holes in your arms and legs, and the terrible effects the Kaio-Ken has had on your body, you are unable to stand.The smoke clears from Kori's blasts, revealing that Freeza is mostly unharmed by the attacks. He's no longer smirking, and instead observes Kori with a puzzled, somewhat disturbed look. "Why?" he asks. "Why do you have so much power, child?"Kori doesn't answer, but drops into a fighting stance and launches herself at Freeza. The alien's tail swings at the child, but Kori does something somewhat unexpected.Her own tail emerges, wrapping around Freeza's and swinging her around to kick the tyrant in the jaw.Freeza stumbles back, and Kori flips in the air, landing on her feet as Freeza regains his footing. When he looks at Kori this time, there's pure shock, perhaps even horror on his face."T-that tail!" he shouts. "You're..a Saiyan!"Once again, Kori says nothing, just dropping back into a fighting stance.Freeza continues to stare at her, seemingly lost in thought. And that allows Piccolo to strike. Like Kori, he drops out of the sky and kicks Freeza away before landing."Alright kid, it's all or nothing," he declares. "So let's see what you can do.">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, everyone. I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I am runningAs always, I will stick around for a while
>>810843I haven't rolled this badly in a while, good timesAlso, the five year old is many times stronger than us, I love Dragon Ball Z
>>810843I am absolutely exhausted after all these fucking bad rolls. Thanks for running as always Som. How are things at that liberal arts college you go to?
>>810843SOM how should I deal with the soreness from the bullet rape train that is frieza?
>>810853Light Rail rape train
>>810843How well did we play Vegeta's part here, cause the dice seemed they wanted to force that roll on us hard.Did King Kai have to censor what was happening to us to the others at his planet?
>>810843Thanks for running Som, it was tense as fuck I had a lot of fun. I wish Kori ran even though she is buying us more time
I just wanted to eat some of freezas tail and be relevant for ten more seconds...This is what its like to be krillin.
>>810849Yep>>810850People here are taking the election surprisingly well>>810853You need a bigger dose>>810855You jobbed wellNo>>810856She's her father's daughter>>810859>Shittalking the Krilldog
So does this mean we're irrelevant?Has it already started?Our relevancy decay?
>>810861>People here are taking the election surprisingly wellNo shit huh? Same thing over in Seattle. i'd have thought there'd be more butthurt going around.
>>810861So how much did Kori see of what Freeza was doing to us?
>>810861But the dose is the problem doc!
>>810862>implying we aren't gonna learn the spirit bomb and increase our kaioken limitations to become permanently relevant
>>810861Kori is a good girl
>>810862NoNoNo>>810863Most of the people who voted Hillary weren't too fond of her around here, and a few voted third party out of spite. There's some serious disappointment here, but most people seem to understand>>810864Enough>>810869She tries>>810865What about it?
>>810843Goddamnit Piccolo, do you still not get the whole Dragonball thing?
>>810873I'm glad there isn't too much shit-flinging and threats of riots at least. Those third party voters are fucking dumb though.
>>810877I mean, I see plenty of asshurt on facebook and twitter, but still>>810876He gets it
>>810873My body can't handle the daily dose and the rape train.It's too rough on me.
>>810882Will Yamcha reveal that he has been holding back all this time?
>>810882>asshurt on facebook and twitterPeople talking out their ass on social media as per usual. Nothing is gonna happen outside of a few protests in the coming weeks.
>>810885No, he's been giving his allRIP wolfbro>>810883Freeza isn't finished yet, so prepare your anus >>810890Well, of course
>>810885I sincerely hope Yamcha has some evil in his heart so we can have a good fight during the Buu saga.
>>810882How's Freeza putting his list, are we at the top?
>>810895So on the cosmic scale of things, are we pure of heart?
>>810895But our anus is already at the limit.It's literally about to tear.
>>810901Pretty damn close>>810903Mostly, yeah>>810910Take it, bitch!
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>>810916Still not enough anus.It's definitely going to tear.>>810912Plz no.We just stopped walking funny after the Saiyan saga.And that time was less painful then now.
>>810925Oh, my friend, your suffering has only just begun
>>810927I thought we were near the end.>Realizes that if frieza still nukes namek we might get blown the fuck up in space. If we aren't drowned or killed by molten rock
>>810931>Near the endPerhaps
>>810931Don't worry. Bulma certainly wouldn't fuck up our exit strategy.
>>810933Whats Dark Nimbus doing?
>>810933At least our helplessness in front of final form frieza will encourage to train harder and ignore our son more 300g training wen?
>>810941Why would we not train with Trunks. We've barely spent any time with him as is. We need somebody to pass our to-be-established dojo down to anyways.
>>810945Trunks is a disappointment though, why would we pass down our Bear style to him?
>>810949He's a human who somehow survives fighting against the android. That's nowhere near disappointing.
>>810949Father son attacks are cool. If Trunks wants to be book smart, I'll support it
>>810949Shut up fourstar you false prophet Trunks may be human but he's not going to be weak as confirmed by SOM
I can't believe the rolls failed that badly.I just hope we're the sacrifice to make Goku got SSJ and not Kori.
Also, I'm loving this way more than the actual story of DBZ. This is so much better.
Hey SOMCan we eat the tail?Would king kai talk us through the spirit bomb?Should we switch to feeding the dice android lewds?Do NPCs have rolls or does the plot dictate their success/failure?How long will we be engaged in dbzs most popular soort waiting for goku Dc for a normal kaioken right now?Dc to attain royalty?
>>811249Further hey SOMDc to get to the healing pods?What does king kai think of us being rekt?How pissed is bulma going to be?Yknow when we die.I had a great idea for a technique.Form hundereds of highly conentrated ki needles between your hands, enCAPSULEate them in a ki bubble and compress. Form it so that disturbing the outer casing breaks it and explosively fires dozens or hundereds of compressed ki darts.I call it the Nail Gun Thanks both for running and for sticking around afterwards to answer stupid question
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>810916SOMNIUS is running this quest, we get the "accustomed to anal sex" bonus.Rolling
>>810940Being lonely>>810941Maybe after the next arc>>811199Glad to hear it>>811249You could, but have no reason toMaybe, if you could moveMaybeNo commentWho knows?Don't do itWhat?>>811264HAHAHAHe feels badExtremelyNeat idea
Rolled 29 (1d100)making sure to get rid of the bad rolls
>>811353What the fuck ever happened to Yajirobe
>>811353Kill Six Billion Demons is a webcomic.If you like odd pseudoreligious mythology its pretty good.HAHAHA isnt a fucking number SOMNIUS.... its the circumference of our anus in a few minutes isnt it?
>>811366Honestly i would have prefered to be hale enough to fight right about now.So freiza can beat us, picollo, amd kori at the same damn time.Fucker is STILL holding back.
I really hope Goku can't see and feel what's going on right now.
>>811369Yeah, you're in trouble>>811370Oh, he can feel it
Is the most likely to get Krillin'd right now because of the tail?
>>811375*is Kori, whoops
>>811376>>811375That would be telling
>>811373Oh Goku... >>811377Shit shit shit
>>811377Could Kori become great ape since there are like 3 moons?
>>811373Sooo we gonna spend the rest of the fight hoping our organs decide they like being functional, and our blood hangs around, or do we have a chance to do something....Being non-ambulatory sort of screws over our options.Between the broken spine and blasted limbs im not sure we could even pull a picollo and jump in front of something meant for kori.... DC for heroic sacrifice?
>>811378Poor Suno>>8113793 suns>>811380You're pretty much screwed
>>811377Any chance king kai can pull a sailor moon season 1 finale and have our dead friends transfer their energy to...Well i was going to say us....But picollo might be a better option.
>>811383So how would this have gone if we had aced the KKX10?Still the same destination?
>>811401Maybe, you would have lasted a bit longer, at least
Well, looks like Freezer didn't get nerfed as I hoped. SSJ will mark the end of Tofoo ever having any chance at defeating major villains. Considering Piccolo always got the biggest gains from non saiyans and now has kaioken, he will become the vegeta, Tofoo will become the piccolo and Krillin will become an slightly less useless Krillin as far as fighting goes
>>811412We could wake up as an android.That would be a twist.
DC to talk to king kai. Just so we don't die alone?
>>811435Just tell a joke
>>811438Not feeling very funny.
Let's just die already.
>>811456Dont feel like dying yet.
>>811456If we can do anything I'll try it, Tofoo is in agony but we won't give up.
I kinda want to see if we can talk to Bulma. She must be worried about us right now.
>>811418OR as the right choice for resurrection
>>811554Are- ... are you mocking us?Harsh
>>811605Yeah i figured you were commiserating.But.... you can never be sure.Favorite dragon ball arc?
>>811572>>811575... wait cant king kai patch us through to her?
>>811620He possibly could>>811615Hard to say, really.
>>811402Som, why do play with my feelings so? You continue showing mercy to the ningen, he's practically a step from Death's door. Let him pay for his sins.
>>811380Try and recover and ask King Kai about the Spirit Bomb since hearing that Piccolo couldn't learn it because of not being pure heart. Might as well ask him about it if there is a huge restriction on the technique then it must be something strong that can help us here right now, not to mention Freeza basically doesn't have to worry about us moving from the spot since he believes we can't move. Might as well crawl somewhere else and ask, then try and perform the technique.
So then Now that we fucked ourselves over cause no white mage,what protagonists do you think we should go with in the next one if SOM does run oneI say we go green man adventures or get all smug and superior and be a kai
>>811825I want to be a qt girl who's a slut and uses her sex appeal to make the plot progress. Basically become Bulma.
>>811842I will fight you. You will get rekt.
>>811825I think Som said after this one he might not do a dragon ball quest for a long time. That leves us with the tuffle one, saiyan swordsman and Bio-Android. Funnily enough the last two asked Som for advice on how to get started or be successful. The Bio-Android one hasn't started yet.
>>811822Are these savage beatings having any affect on the health of our heart?
>>811881That would be telling
>>811885Is time patrol trunks about to save our ass?
>>811885Is there anyway for us to remain relevant in the later arcs?
So... did we become Krillin?
>>811910>DuhYou sure about that? Feels like every human in this quest is jobbing like a motherfucker.
>>811918Most obvious thing to do right now would be to try and learn the ghetto spirit bomb
>>811907Train and improving the techniques we know, like the kaio ken. Don't know why a lot of people are panicking about Tofoo becoming irrelevant when the fact was we fucking arrived on Namek with with little training and not knowing about the multiplies on the Kaio ken and survived all the way to final form Freeza when everyone and their mothers could have opened a new one on us during the beginning.
>>811907Their are multiple ways >>811918All of the battles have been hard fought that's true,but most of the battles have been won by humansgoku has done shit
>>811907>>811912Everyone here is so on edge about becoming irrelevant I get that humans do fuck all in regular dragonball but som has already confirmed we can keep upWe just have to train to get good
>>811864That'll probably start up in the next few weeks, likely before American Thanksgiving. Not sure if I'm starting at the 21st or 22nd WMAT though. And I'll try to get through it pretty quickly.
>>812036You can't silence the truth somYamcha is more relevant than gokuAlso who is higher on frieza's kill list then us?If we do die but goku pulls out the clutch will their be a heavens tournament arch?Finally,you running today?
>>812124If Frieza kills us and Goku before killing Kori, could Kori go Super Saiyan?
>>812124If Frieza kills us, Goku, Kori and Piccolo, could Krillin go Super Saiyan?
>>812124Hey som what are your thoughts on the election?
>>812219Yes>>812328No>>812332I voted Trump, so I am glad to see him heading for the white house, but I am unhappy with him losing the popular vote yet still winning the electoral college.
>>813443>Voted Trump>Who wants to remove obamacareSom, is this why Dende is dead?
>>813443moar quest pls
>>813916Hopefully tonight>>813790No, Dende is dead because you decided not to go to his village
>>814309So dende died because we didn't "liberate" his village?How different would this have played out if piccolo died in the sayian saga?
>>815104Frank-ly speaking, you should know.
>>815104YesOn the topic of politics,on a scale of 1-Russian-bear-high-fiving-a-bald-eagle-both-weidling-machine-guns, how hyped are you for super best friends forever Putin and trump teaming up?Personally I can't wait for Putin sound sick judo moves while trump reins down loads of money on top of Cuba
>>815200Alternate history somHow different would the time linebe with we joined the crane school instead of being trained by Roshi for a day?
we really needed dende or healing tech for this fight.not that it would have let us live... it just would have helped a lot.would bulma have been able to rig something up in time had we grabbed her earlier?
>>816076wait, this is my QM impression"Who knows?"or "hahaha"
>>816076Of course notWe got no super heal tech for her to replicate and trying to get to her will just lead to frieza blowing her up to make us suffer
>>816159... we had the option to pick her up just before heading to friezas ship where we met appule
>>816076Probably not>>815350I honestly have no idea, there are like a million ways that could have played out, but Yamcha probably would have never become your friend
>>816603Short thread tonight, SOM?
Frieza is gong to destroy us and it is going to be amazingHeavens tournament arch wen
As Kori continues her attacks on Freeza, you struggle to get back to your feet. But, between the holes in your arms and legs, and the terrible effects the Kaio-Ken has had on your body, you are unable to stand.The smoke clears from Kori's blasts, revealing that Freeza is mostly unharmed by the attacks. He's no longer smirking, and instead observes Kori with a puzzled, somewhat disturbed look. "Why?" he asks. "Why do you have so much power, child?"Kori doesn't answer, but drops into a fighting stance and launches herself at Freeza. The alien's tail swings at the child, but Kori does something somewhat unexpected.Her own tail emerges, wrapping around Freeza's and swinging her around to kick the tyrant in the jaw.Freeza stumbles back, and Kori flips in the air, landing on her feet as Freeza regains his footing. When he looks at Kori this time, there's pure shock, perhaps even horror on his face."T-that tail!" he shouts. "You're..a Saiyan!"Once again, Kori says nothing, just dropping back into a fighting stance.Freeza continues to stare at her, seemingly lost in thought. And that allows Piccolo to strike. Like Kori, he drops out of the sky and kicks Freeza away before landing."Alright kid, it's all or nothing," he declares. "So let's see what you can do."Kori nods, releasing more of her power with a loud yell.Meanwhile, an irritated looking Freeza approaches, his eyes moving between his two foes."Back for more, are you?" he asks Piccolo. "What is it about your race that inspires such a lack of self-preservation among its members?""You're going to pay for every last Namekian life you've taken!" Piccolo promises. "KAIO-KEN TIMES TEN!"Piccolo's strength shoots through the roof, and the ground beneath him begins to shake.>A. See if you can telepathically contact Goku (80)>B. Contact King Kai>C. Just lie there and watch>D. Something else
>>816669>>B. Contact King Kai
>>816669>A. See if you can telepathically contact Goku (80)May Dice Satan guide our rolls.
>>816669>DThrow a suprise ki blast at frieza while using kaioken times 20 as a final sacrifice
>>816669>>B. Contact King KaiBecause this guy can do A without the DC.Get him to check on Goku,(We can try telepathy later.)
>>816686And what would this would accomplish?
>>816669>B. Contact King Kai
Did Freeza even run into the other Namekian's from the village we found or did he just go to the highest pl being Nail?
>>816672>>816690The battle resumes, with Kori and Piccolo throwing everything they have into defeating Freeza. But, you know, in your heart of hearts, that it will not be enough. If Goku doesn't recover and join in the fight soon, it's all over.Then again, even if Goku does come, it might not make a difference.Still, there is one person who might know of a way to stop this, or that can at least give a final message to your family.Closing your eyes, you focus, and call out to King Kai with your mind."Hello?" you hear his voice ask moments later. "Who's there? Tofoo?">A. Yeah, you need to know how to stop Freeza>B. Ask if he has a way for you to get into contact with Bulma>C. Ask if he has a way for you to get into contact with Goku>D. Something else
>>816749>>A. Yeah, you need to know how to stop Freeza>>B. Ask if he has a way for you to get into contact with Bulma
At this point our only options for getting back in the fight are the tail and the spirit bomb.Unless goku has a spare senzu, and i dont think he does.
>>816765We are most likely gonna have to cobble together a ghetto spirit bomb.
>>816749>AAnd just in case>B>DIn a bit of a jam here, willing to try anything really
>>816765What's so special about Frieza's tail? I don't remember seeing SOM mention it.
>>816749>A. Yeah, you need to know how to stop Freezaany kind of hint would be nice
>>816781We dont know it, but eating a chunk of his severed tail provides a massive power boost.Because dragon ball is kinda crazy like that
>>816781It's mentioned in the extended universe that Frieza's tail has mutagenic properties when eaten that drastically increase your power and alter your appearance.
>>816796>>816793sadly King Kai doesn't know this
>>816798How the hell did someone figure that one out?I imagine the normal members of friezas race arent keen on letting other species eat their body parts
>>816806Well it never happened in canon. In some alternate timeline a PTO soldier came and ate Frieza's tail after Krillin's Kienzan cut it off. He proceeded to be a problem.
>>816814Yeah sure, but how the hell did HE know that?If my dick granted magic to anyone who cut it off and ate it i wouldn't tell anyone. Ever.
>>816761>>816780>>816782"Yeah, I need to know how to stop Freeza," you tell King Kai."I'm sorry," he tells you sadly. "But there is no way for you and your friends to win this battle. Freeza's powers are unrivaled throughout the universe by any outside of his own clan. Now that he has found you, there is no hope for victory.""But what about Piccolo and Kori?" you ask. "And Goku?""Their power is incredible," King Kai admits. "But Freeza's on an entirely different level. He's barely begun to tap into his power, while the others are at their absolute limit. Goku's help will not be enough to turn the tide."Sighing with resignation, you ask if there's any way he can help you contact Bulma."Very well," he tells you."Hello?" you hear your wife ask. >A. Tell her what's going on>B. Say goodbye>C. Tell her that she needs to get off-planet right now>D. Tell her to take care of Trunks>E. Something else
>>816749>>C. Ask if he has a way for you to get into contact with GokuThe reason we called him.
>>816749>A"At this point, I'll take anything short of selling my very soul, and that's more just becasue I don't trust whoever would be doing the buying."
>>816836>>A. Tell her what's going onNothing else, no deathflags, or having her retreat.
>>816836>>E. Hey honey...how're things?Let's go slow.
>>816836>A. Tell her what's going on
>>816836>A.I should we tell her to get off planet now?
>>816836>A>EYou need to get picollo off planet with you. He, and kami are our only hope of ressurection.>EI wanted to tell you I love you. And that I wish things could have gone differently.>D>EIm not giving up, but Im fresh out of good optionsUnrelated: Appule might know about the tail
>>816878Nobody knows about the damn tail. What is does was found out by complete accident
>>816836>A. Tell her what's going on>E. Something else"King Kai, you said something about Piccolo not being able to do a technique because he wasn't pure of heart... would whatever it is work on Freeza if someone else tried it?"
>>816860>>816870>>816874"Bulma, it's me," you tell her."Tofoo?" she asks in shock. "Where are you? What's going on?"You explain the situation to her; how you, Piccolo, and Kori are fighting Freeza, but have been unable to defeat him. You tell her that the three of you are overwhelmed, and won't last much longer."Hang tight, then," she says. "I'll be right there.">A. Ask if she's nuts>B. Tell her she needs to get off-planet>C. Tell her to go to Freeza's ship and see if she can do anything to help Goku recover faster>D. Tell her she needs to take care of Trunks>E. Tell her you love her>F. Go back to talking to King Kai>G. Something else
>>816919>C. Tell her to go to Freeza's ship and see if she can do anything to help Goku recover faster>E. Tell her you love her>F. Go back to talking to King Kai
>>816919>C. Tell her to go to Freeza's ship and see if she can do anything to help Goku recover faster>E. Tell her you love her
>>816919>>B. Tell her she needs to get off-planetThen after she bitches us out:>>C. Tell her to go to Freeza's ship and see if she can do anything to help Goku recover faster
>>816938>>816920"No," you tell her. "I need you to find Freeza's spaceship. There's an alien named Appule there. See if you can help him speed up Goku's recovery.""But, what about you?" Bulma asks fearfully."We need Goku," you insist. "Alright, then I'll do my best," she tells you."I love you," you say to her before addressing King Kai again. "I told you, Goku's help won't make a difference," King Kai warns. "Freeza's power is so vast, even I couldn't hope to stop him.">A. Ask how strong he even is>B. There has to be a way>C. Force yourself to stand (80)>D. Just lie there and watch the battle>E. Something else
>>816967>B.Goku should keep the senzu bean for himself
>>816967>>E. You said Piccolo couldn't learn some of your techniques. What exactly are they?
>>816967>>B. There has to be a way>>C. Force yourself to stand (80)Let's be determined to the end.Time to ROLL.
>>816919>GYeah so i need you t- what?>AB-but>B?I secretly want to see frieza get rekt bu bulmas hyper blaster
>>816967Adding another dead ningen to the fray. I like where this is going.
>>816967>B. There has to be a way"He might be the strongest person that I have encountered, but I don't care! I won't let someone like him stop me from bringing my friends back!">C. Force yourself to stand (80)Does willpower decrease dc?
>>816967>>B. There has to be a way>>C. Force yourself to stand (80)
Well if you all want to roll
>>817016cutting it close
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>817029
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>817029Stand up Tofoo!!!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>817029
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>817029>>817037Welp.
>>817053Damn. I wasted my roll.
>>817037Okay whatever you did just keep doing it.
>>816991Please. Bulmas been doing this for years shes gonna outlive your immortal ass at this rate. Filthy kai.
>>817036>>817037>>817050"There has to be a way," you tell King Kai, planting your hands firmly on the ground. "Freeza's the strongest enemy I've ever faced, but that doesn't matter. I won't let someone like him stop us now!"Fighting the agony and weakness of your body, you manage to push yourself up, standing once again as the battle rages in front of you. You're hunched over, unable to stand up straight at first, but soon you force yourself to do so, taking a step forward as you observe the fight.Kori and Piccolo take to the air, each of them firing a wave of energy down at Freeza, who glances up at them before smirking and seeming to vanish into thin air. He appears high above the resulting explosion, smirking as he watches the faces of his foes. "Come now, this can't really be all the power you two possess," Freeza tells them. "What happened to all that talk about making me pay, or stopping me from hurting anyone else? Just the slightest glimpse of my true speed leaves your heads spinning."Kori roars with rage, rushing toward Freeza and attacking, only to punch through emptiness as the tyrant once more moves with unimaginable speed."BEHIND YOU!" Piccolo shouts just before Freeza slams his tail into Kori's back, sending her crashing to the ground below."Say goodnight, Saiyan," Freeza tells Kori, firing a blast of energy down at her.>A. Fire the strongest blast you can muster at it>B. Try to get Kori out of the way>C. Something else
>>816967>>E. Something elseTell him about what we learned about Saiyan biology and how they get stronger by recovering from near fatal injuries.Also tell him to stop being a Kamidamned Negative Nancy.
>>817115>>A. Fire the strongest blast you can muster at itwe passed the point of possible survival. let's go full throttle
>>817115>>A. Fire the strongest blast you can muster at itWe cannot die yet. Goku is not there to see us die.
>>817115>A. Fire the strongest blast you can muster at it
>>817133The point of us dying is Goku's reaction to learnng of it. Whether or not he's there for it is another thing entirely.
>>817125My fucking sides.
>>817143It has more effect if he sees us die though.Trying to get Kori out of the way will just make us take the blast instead and die. I really doubt we'll be able to get her and then ourselves out of it.
>>817115>B. Try to get Kori out of the way
>>817179A, since we can barely fucking move at the moment
>>817179Sacrifice our body for Kori, much like Suno did.
>>817180>>817181You idiots, now Goku's spirit is gonna be broken because Kori's dead.
>>817183>Much like Suno did
>>817152Except Kori might have been angry enough to go Super Saiyan, since she doesn't have Gohan's nature.
>>817129>>817133>>817137Roll for power
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>817204
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>817204
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>817204
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>817204PRAISE OLMEC!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>817204Goku lend us some of your strength for your daughter!!!
>>817207bless you anon
>>817221If standing up was DC80, do you really think 71 is good enough?
>>817235better than a 38
>this entire updateMan. Frieza is giing us a workout.
>>817235In my opinion? It will probably be enough to help delay or knock it of course, but not completely stop it. But just that might save her.
>>817242Welp. Somnius has a new meme to use when he needs to make a face of 'oh really' at his players.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>817204
>>817207>>817208>>817209Raising your right arm, and ignoring the terrible pain the action causes you, you channel what little energy you have left into a blast of energy, which you fire to intercept Freeza's own attack. The blasts collide, causing Freeza's attack to detonate, and releasing an enormous amount of energy.You're thrown back, groaning as you land on the ground."You are not dead yet?" Freeza asks, looking down toward you. "Such a die hard.""FREEZA!" Piccolo roars, hitting the monster in the back of the head with his elbow.Freeza falls fast, crashing into the ground below."You should never lose focus on your opponent," the Namekian lectures.Freeza rises back up, once more appearing mostly uninjured. "I grow bored of this little skirmish," he announces, slowly rising off the ground. "I suppose it's time that I finish you all off."You raise your head, seeing Kori lying on the ground not too far away. She looks badly hurt, but you can sense her energy. She's alive. "It appears that you're the only one left, Namekian," Frieza observes. "I think I'll kill you first.""Go ahead and try, monster!" Piccolo challenges, his body becoming surrounded by a glowing light.Freeza doesn't give Piccolo the chance to do whatever it is that he's attempting. Instead, the monster fires a pair of beams from his eyes, piercing Piccolo's throat. He then fires another pair, piercing Piccolo's heart.The Namekian falls from the sky, his power sinking like a stone.>A. Try to get back up (90)>B. Bear Shout up at Freeza (60)>C. Something else
>>817290>>B. Bear Shout up at Freeza (60)
>>817290>>>B. Bear Shout up at Freeza (60)We are fucked anyway.
>>817290>B. Bear Shout up at Freeza (60)
>>817290>B.Fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>817290>>B. Bear Shout up at Freeza (60)Well fuck
>>817262Well now there's a better version
>>817314He's not dead, just dying
>>817290"Guess what dumbass. You managed to blow two chances at immortality in the same day."Is what I'd like to say, but I think Frieza would be way past mad enough to just blow up the planet in his tantrum.
>>817352>blow up the planet in his tantrumThat would give us a good 4 hours to escape while he fails to murder anybody but the weakest of the group.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>817372
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>817372
dice+d100>ANGRY BEAR NOISES
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>817372
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>817372
>>817375Good shit but this is gonna get us killed faster
>>817378god I feel retarded
>>817375Tofoo is PISSED OFFWe shall not fail best waifu! WE SHALL PREVAIL
>>817395>We shall not fail best waifu!But we already broke our promise to 18 though
RIP Tofoo, he died as he lived. Jobbing
>>817372>>817375At this point, Tofoo's out of energy, his body is completely rekt, Kori's rekt, and there are no healz. Though we at least made it to Form 4 Freiza.Kami's already had his day-back-from-the-dead.So we either need Namek intact and getting Baba over here to 1dayrez either Guru or Tsuno, or to evac Piccolo for the res.
>>817446Since it's been way more than 1 day, I thought Kami was already able to wish himself back to life?Also the problem is that bringing back Tsuno will be REALLY tricky if Frieza blows up the planet.
>>817379>>817376>>817375If Piccolo dies, Earth's Dragonballs die with him. There will be no way to revive Yamcha, Krillin, or any of the others you've been working so hard to bring back. And after Piccolo's gone, Freeza will come for you and Kori. He'll squash you like bugs and then tear apart Goku, or perhaps even destroy the planet. With power like his, reducing Namek to a bunch of floating space debris should be no real challenge. If that happens, your wife dies as well.And then what? He's promised to go to Earth, and kill everyone else. Doctor Briefs, Mrs. Briefs, Oolong, Roshi, and even your son, Trunks.You won't let that happen, you can't let that happen!Opening your mouth, you roar at the top of your lungs, firing every last bit of energy that you have left up at Freeza in a bright blue wave of light that explodes from your gullet. The sound and the light get Freeza's attention, and you have the satisfaction of seeing real shock on his face as he thrusts his hand down to stop your blast. Your attack strikes his palm and explodes, creating a great cloud of smoke.When it clears, you see Freeza trembling, his hand scorched from the intensity of your blast, and his left eye twitching with rage."Y-you....." he growls. "That....hurt.....""THAT HURT!"He comes rushing down from the sky, falling like a meteor and slamming his knee into your gut. You cough up blood, your entire body jolting and your vision swimming."Oh, no you don't," Freeza tells you, his tail smacking you across the face and bringing you back to your senses. "You don't get to die that quickly. I promise that before your miserable life comes to an end, you will suffer beyond imagining."He bends down, grabbing you by the collar and lifting you off the ground. His fist slams into your gut, causing you to hunch over before he releases you, letting your body fall forward into a kick that sends you flying into the air.>A. Close your eyes and wait for it to end>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to live>C. Something else
>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to live
>>817460>>>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to liveTIME TOJOB
>>817460>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to live
>>817460>>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to liveWe already suffered the kidney punch. Not much else he can do.
>>817460>>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to live
>>817460>C. "I had a rougher night with your mother last week" Then spit blood in his face.
>>817480changing to this
>>817460>B.I want to see the ningen suffer an agonizing death.
>>817460>>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to liveWe spent our entire childhood improving on our pain tolerance.Time to put it to use.
>>817480>>C. "I had a rougher night with your mother last week" >Then spit blood in his face.Do this
>>817460I thought Roshi was dead already, he find some way to come back to life on his own?
>>817535Guess we forgot he's dead."I've gotta prevent Frieza from coming to Earth, and killing Krillin, Roshi, Ox King, Chiaotzu, Tien, or even Shen!">>817545Well his sister can bring people back from the dead, but iunno.
>>817460>>B. Endure as long as you can; the longer he's focused on you, the longer the others get to liveTime to get dunked around in the pain ball
>>817550well to be fair we are getting the shit kicked out of us. We probably having a severe concussion at the moment.
>>817568We also are suffering from blood loss.All the blood loss.
>>817465>>817467Your energy is spent, your body is useless. There's nothing left that you can do.No, there is one thing. So long as Freeza is focused on tormenting you, Kori and Piccolo can survive. You've trained your pain tolerance from childhood, endured agony and situations that most people couldn't even dream of. You can take this for a little while longer.Freeza appears above you, slamming his elbow down into your gut, then flipping over and smashing his tail into you, causing you to plummet and crash to the ground below. He lands in front of you, walking over and wrapping his tail around your left leg. His tail lifts you into the air, then slams you into the ground. Then it happens again, and again, and again. But things get really bad when he begins to apply pressure.An agonized scream is ripped from your throat as his tail actually squeezes through your leg, severing it from your body."Consider that payback for my tail," Freeza tells you, watching as blood drains from your body. "Oh my, it seems I've become a tad overzealous. I doubt you'll last much longer with how much blood you're losing. Well, it's a bit sooner than I would have liked, but I'll have to finish you off myself before you bleed out. Say goodnight, worm."A rush of energy gets your attention, and you look over to see a furious Goku land a short distance away."Another one?" Freeza questions, his attention turning away from you."D-dad!" Kori cries out joyously as she pushes herself to her feet."Hmm?" Freeza asks, glancing back at the child. "Your father, you say?"He looks forward toward Goku. "That would make you a Saiyan then, would it not?">A. Yes, and Goku will rip him apart>B. Laugh>C. Tell Goku he really cut it close there>D. Something else
>>817581>C. Tell Goku he really cut it close there
>>817581>B. LaughIt's a shame we can't do the super saiyan bit here to piss Frieza off further
>>817581>D. Something elseLooks like we've got a leg up on you, Frieza!At least I died a Leg-end.
>>817581>B. LaughWelp. We're going into shock.
>>817581>B"He's the most super saiyan I know..."
>>817581>>B. LaughLet's piss Frieza even more. Goku is here. We can finally die.
>>817581>B. Laugh>C. Tell Goku he really cut it close there"Wish I could help you beat him Goku, but i'm kinda spent right now."
>>817581>>B. Laugh>>C. Tell Goku he really cut it close there
>>817581>>B. LaughThrow in some leg puns to really rustle his non-existent jimmies.
>>817581>B. Laugh>D. Something else"Get fucked you little bitch"
>>817603We don't really have a leg to stand on.This battle really cost an arm and a leg.
>>817581>D. "Goku, show him your giant monkey. It's our only hope. "
>>817581>>B. Laugh>>C. Tell Goku he really cut it close there>Our leg is goneSomnius please, stop trying to get rid of the last senzu bean.
At least we're not on our last legS any more. It's our last leg (singular) now
>>817598But Anon... The legend never dies >Our fw if we ever make to super and get swole god ki to pound Frieza's ass with. No homo
So...what does Kori know about emergency field surgery?
>>817647I figure we might get an opportunity to make some serious gains in the Buu saga if we can train with the Kaioshin. That might also be a good place to learn about godly ki.
>>817651Putting some snow on it.
>>817600>>817603You laugh. Goku's finally here. He's finally...You're having a hard time keeping your thoughts focused, but you do manage to keep yourself together long enough to address your friend. "Wish I could help you, Goku," you tell your friend. "But I'm kind of spent right now. I don't have a leg to stand on in this fight, not anymore."You erupt into an uncontrollable fit of laughter, and Freeza glances down at you, looking somewhat amused."You really think this Saiyan garbage stands a chance against the likes of me?" he inquires."Sure!" you laugh. "Goku's the most super Saiyan I know."As you erupt into another bout of uncontrollable laughter, you notice Freeza stiffen up, his eyes widening. As you continue to laugh, his eyes narrow, his teeth clench, and he growls as he channels energy into his right hand."No!" Goku shouts. "STOP!"Too late, there's a flash of light, and everything goes black.You find yourself in a location that seems fairly familiar. Golden clouds stretch out as far as the eye can see, and a large building towers over a road above which several small white clouds float.>A. Follow the line>B. Head for Snake Way>C. Something else
>>817657Would fucking Supreme Kai of Time give us God Ki?
>>817647Also I just realized we don't have enough Saiyans for the Super Saiyan God ritual. This is bad.
>>817665>A. Follow the line
>>817665>C. Something elseGo say hi to mom and deadthen head for snake way
>>817665>C. Fly in another direction, maybe one of the other Kai that King Kai mentioned has advice for fighting Frieza.
>>817665>B. Head for Snake Way>C. Top speed
>>817665>>B. Head for Snake Way
>>817671Guess Goku needs to start gettin' busy.
>B. Head for Snake Way
>>817665>B. Head for Snake Way"Worth it"
>>817665>C. Something elseTry to talk with Kaio-sama.
>>817665>A. Johnny Cash
>>817665>B. Head for Snake WayMight as well go to King Kai's and watch the show. Do you think he has any popcorn?
>>817675Yeah, once you go to heaven, you aren't allowed to leave
>>817682We could bring back another Saiyan. Bardock maybe?
>>817671"Fuck it""Everyone, get in Buu. We'll deal with being absorbed later"
>>817682Trunks getting with Kori by the time of BoG is possible. >>817692Bardock is either back in time or a Time Breaker due to Towa and Mira, or is in hell for being worse than Vegeta.
>>817671Not yet. KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>817691Oh. Shit.Guess we gotta run Snake Way.
>>817666It'd give Bulma reason to castrate us is what it'd do.
>>817671Well we could pull of what Whis said about if Goku and Vegeta decided to work together, they could beat Beerus.
>>817665>>B. Head for Snake WayShould just be a minutes jog now that we have kaioken and a power lvl of somewhere over 100K