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And we're back!

Everyone wakes up after a great night of sleep; it's almost time to go to school. You could do a few things before the due time, or just not go at all!

For new players: say a name and a gender and hope you don't die.
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>>846329
Find vodka because lol slav XDDDD
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>>846329

Asimov
Old Paladin, servant of the one true Lord.
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>>846387
Glam finds that her daddy has some vodka, but he might not be happy if she took it from his pantry.

>>846421
Asimov, the legendary slayer of foes and somehow a freshman, is sitting in a chair in his fairly nice house. Dragonslaying is some good income.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>846440
Attempt to take said vodka from his pantry
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>846440
Pray in humble silence to the one and only. Swear eternal allegiance to his rightful Path.
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>>846462
As Glim steps foot into the pantry, a dude in a gas mask runs in and starts yelling incomprehensible angry sentences.
"MMM NM HMM NN, NHM MMMH!"
After he unloads a Mosin into the ceiling, you realize it's just your dad. He seems pissed, because he's halfway from teabagging the corner from how hard he's squatting.

>>846468
Asimov reflects on his perilous adventures and is thankful for all that he has been given.

The bus begins to pull up. People can choose to go to school now.
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>>846329
Richard the Bus Driver
Driver of busses at very mild speeds.
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>>846511
Quickly run to the bus before Dad has a chance to breeki my ass.
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>>846522
Richard is riding the bus as a freshman, but he could probably drive one of these.

>>846525
Glam rushes into the bus; her dad rushes B. Her front yard and a molotov make contact, but I'm sure it'll be fiiiiine.

The bus has arrived at the school. Many kids are walking around campus, but you can pretty much do whatever.
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>>846616
Find some people who hate Russia to slap
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>>846647
Find some people who like russia to slap.
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>>846681
delet this
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>>846647
>>846681
These two slap each other.
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>>846856
Squat to show my dominance then go to class
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>>846856
I go to class and sit right behind him and scoot my desk forward so that I can kick the back of his seat all class. "Fucking commies."
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>>846856

I show gratitude to my Lord in Humility and Effort.
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>>846884
Glam squats during her Math class. (1/3)

>>846890
Richard is being a real richard right now as he kicks Glim's ass. SHE yelps in protest. (1/3)

>>846912
Asimov, deciding not to go to school, continues showering his lord with praise.
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>>846952
Do math stuff.Try to ignore the FUCKING AMERICAN PIG kicking my seat
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>>846974
I write my work in random symbols that resemble what I remember to be russian, then I declare that she stole my work.
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>>847029
Glim is doing math stuff.

>>847029
Richard writes shit down and declares that Glim stole his shit.
>Bluff Check: 5
The teacher gives him that 'really nigger' look.
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>>847167
Keep doing the maths and give Richard a smug look
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>>847167
>Head to English and study poetry.
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>>846329
Nous, Male.
>>847167
Exist
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>>847176
Glim pulls a smug ass grin. (3/3)
>Math Grade: C+

>>848803
Blacker Baron is studying the art of literature... (1/3)

>>848825
Nous is outside of the school.
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>>849389
>C+
This is not acceptable.Ask why I got a grade like this.
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>>846329
Azkeroth child dragon.
>>849389
Start existing.
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>>849389

Search for those who would defy the Word of Law of our clean land.
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>>849404
The tier system works as so; the more you work in a class, the higher your grade gets. The higher your grade gets, the more perks you obtain from working. Once you get an A, you've mastered the class and have no need to take it anymore, as well as getting a cool thing.

>>849419
Azkeroth, a human freshman who's really into dragons, is outside the school as well.

>>849449
Asimov walks outside his house. There's nothing really much but a neighborhood.
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>>849404
Schist. Classmate.

>Kick Glimmer and simultaneously yell "CAPITALISM!"
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>>849389
>Write some Harlem Renaissance style poetry. We was kings, man.
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>>849488
Well time for class.
Hope I'm not late.
I think it's gym.
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>>849488
Well shit.
Kick the Schist back and yell "ANNUUUU" in the process
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>>849488
Squat for the Lord, eat oats for the Divine Light.
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>>849495
>>849534
Schist and Glim kick each other in the defense of best country, so they obviously must have forgotten Australia.

>>849516
Blacker Baron continues... (2/3)

>>849523
Azkeroth goes into Gym, an arena filled with hopes and dreams. It appears they're currently playing...Sharks and Minnows!

>>849537
Asimov eats oatmeal in the divine sunlight while squatting like a champion.

Sharks and Minnows - Players try and make it across a blank field with a select few being 'sharks'. When tagged, you become a shark, and try to grab the rest of the other team as they make it to the other side again. The goal is to be the last Minnow standing to win the game.
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>>849590
Okay time to be the best minnow there ever was.
They can't beat my draconic skill.
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>>849590
>In a gesture of grudging respect, slap Glimmer on the shoulder and say: "Respect. I think we can both agree that Australia is shit."
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>>849590

Go to work.
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>>849653
Azkeroth lines up...
(Roll a d20. You need a 9 or higher to get to the other side.)

>>849669
Schist tries to befriend the girl.

>>849752
Asimov begins to go to school incredibly late, and ends up getting there quick.

(Quest Paused - See you guys tomorrow morning, probably 9AM CST or so.)
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>>849764
Aw fuck I missed the post.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>849764
Filthy mortals can't touch this.
(See you later mate)
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>849764
Contemplate own existence
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>>849764
Just stand there awkwardly because Glimmer supposedly missed (her?) action. Maintain eye contact and bore into (her?) soul.
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>>849764
Might as well do my action.
Stare back at Schist and agree on his statement that Australians are shit
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>>849784
Azkeroth begins to yell about fucking mortalfags. A few people begin to stare at him.
>Status: Yellow

>>849811
Nous thinks about the meaning of life.

>>849957
>>850094
Schist and Glim both agree that, much to the disappointment of the QM, that Straya is shit.
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>>851333
Scowl at heathens.
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>>851333
Squat in place
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>>851333
What class are we even in at the moment?

>Study Psychology 101
Fact #1: if you stare at a visually aware stranger consistently for 60 seconds they will feel uncomfortable.
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>>851339
Asimov scowls at the people. They're still glancing at you here and there.
>Status: Yellow

>>851383
Glim squats.

>>851403
Schist checks his Schedule:
-Freshman Math
-Freshman English
-Freshman Civics
-Freshman Science
Other classes can be earned by getting good grades.
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>>851459
Fuck. Study:

>Freshman Science
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>>851459
Time to exercise and get stronger then all these filthy mortals
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>>851459
Spit at filthy whores and scum, in the name of the Lord. Let us see if they dare come at me.
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>>851459
Go to civics desu
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i put on my robe and wizard hat
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>>851459
>Keep studying English. Hey, Shakespeare isn't that bad!
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>>851468
Schist is in Science... (1/3 to C+)

>>851476
Azkeroth plans to get stronger...but how?

>>851484
Asimov spits at some kids. Two of them stand up and get ready to throw down. (See bottom.)

>>851493
Glom goes to Civics. They start learning... (1/3 to C+)

>>851505
Literally who?

>>851687
Blacker Baron keeps studying. (3/3)
>English Grade: C+
You can keep going if you want.

Bully A (10/10)
Bully B (10/10)
Bully A is preparing...
Bully B is preparing...
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>>851976
A strict regimen of 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10k run.
No giving up no matter how exhausted.
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>>851976
Keep goin
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>>851982
You wont be able to kill anything with one punch. Stop trying. Its fiction. And thay regime is inanely easy.

>>851976
Continue studying.

>Word of the day: erythocyte
The scientific name for the typical "blood cell" which is tasked with distributing oxygen throughout the body via the circulatory system. Because apparently scientists and doctors have to prove they have degrees through using words like "rhinorrhoea" instead of being straightforward and saying you have a damn runny nose.

Those bullies better not fucking touch me before I finish studying.
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>>851976

Slay the foolish with my greatsword "The Big Brother". Let them know the name of the Lord is never said in vain, though blood and steel.
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>>851982
Azkeroth is getting some /fit/ gains. He does 65 push-ups... (1/4)

>>851986
Glom is a learn... (2/3 to C+)

>>852022
Schist actually teaches OP something... (2/3 to C+)

>>852121
Asimov finds that he doesn't have anything but clothes on him.

Bully A is guarding.
Bully B is guarding.
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>>852219
Continue exercise for sweet gainz
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>>852219
Cheeki Breeki Learnyka Bylat
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>>852219
Strike them with the Light of the Fair.
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>>852219
>Finish those educational gains.

>Every organic compound and chemical reaction involves water and carbon. Water, moreover, is the universal solvent (it is able to dissolve more substances than any other liquid).
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>>852233
Azkeroth does 21 sit-ups... (2/4)

>>852236
Glom learns a lot.
>Civics Grade: C+

>>852308
Asimov misses (and also forgot to roll).

>>852632
Schist has finished his task.
>Science Grade: C+

Bully A punches Asimov! It's not brutal, but it hurts.
Bully B strikes Asimov too! Now, THAT one left a mark.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>852715
Punch myself in the face.
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>>852715
Continue gainz
Gainz train don't stop
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>>852715
Cheeki breeki,then go find a weapon
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>>852715
>Ignore the commotion.
>Time to do the calisthenics regime: pushups, pistol squats, pullups, leg raises
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>>852814
Asimov manages to miss punching himself in the face. Beautiful.

>>852823
Azkeroth does 49 squats... (3/4)

>>852848
Glimglam finds that the school doesn't exactly have an open armory with a spare Panzer in the back like the schools back at the motherland. Faggots.

>>852903
(Critical Success) Schist goes next to Azkeroth and starts getting /fit/ too with a solid 99 FUCKING PUSHUPS WHAT

The bullies are just confused.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>853595
...Just crack their spines, like in the good old Crusades.
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>>853595
Find something that's roughly similar to what I want
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>>853595
More gainz.
Never stop
Even if this other guy is better I won't give up.
I shall reach the pinnacle of gains.
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>>853595
Familiarize myself with the work of Descartes
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>>853595
>>853783
Reach the pinnacle of gains with my /fit/ buddy over here. Teamwork go!
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>>853626
I thought the good old crusades entailed executory immolation?
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>>846329
So, is this quest dead?
And why does every quest of this guy end so suddenly?

Maybe get a twitter? I'd love to see more quests like these, everyone having their own character... It's an interesting concept.
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>>853595
>Keep studying English.
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>>855422
I assumed he's active later on in the day. Usually, when he abruptly stops, its later in the quest.
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>>846329
Alright. I'm in.

Aleera, female, crime against nature, gun enthusiast, probably a sociopath...
And currently way to fucking late for school.

>full on toast-in-mouth-faggot-run.
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>>853626
Asimov lands a targeted hit on Bully A's spine! He cries out in pain.

>>853758
Glim hasn't even described what she wants. Anything could be a weapon.

>>853783
>>853977
Azkeroth runs away and back 9 kilometers, while Schist does 62 squats. Some /fit/ shit is going down.
Azkeroth is a buff dude, gaining +1 to melee attacks. (From now on, roll a d20+1 when attacking.)

>>855422
It's hard to balance education, housekeeping, paperwork, and questing all in one day, especially when more than half of the day is taken up. As for the Twitter, I won't be able to do that. If I see it fit to have constant updates on when and where to do quests, I could give you all a discord link, or in extreme circumstance, just give you my Facebook. Thanks for the appreciation of the multi-PC concept. Never knew I had 'fans'.

>>855560
Blacker Baron continues to study... (1/3 to B-)

>>855988
Aleera stands outside of the school with toast crumbs on her mouth.

Bully A howls in pain.
Bully B punches Asimov.
Asimov is injured, but still manageable.
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>>856788
>Continue the /fit/ marathon
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>>852848
Might I recommend a pencil? Aim well into the ocular orbs that inhabit our cranial sockets.
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>>856815
>pencil
>not a pen
What are you,a faggot?
>>856788
Go find a pointy pen
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>>856854
I draw. I like pencils. :c
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>>856807
(Critical Success) Schist does 98 pullups. Without a bar, even. The QM sweats at the almightyness of RNG.

>>856854
Glam finds a shitty pen on the ground. It doesn't really even have ink.
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>>857029
Stab my hand with it to see how effective it is
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>>857029
>Finish that final (4/4)
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>>857029
Go to the lunchroom.
Need to eat properly as well as get fit
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>>856788

Have a conversation with "Charles", the voice in the back of her head, narrating her every action, to maybe NOT be as annoying as usual.

Bitch can't tell me what to do though.
They then searched for the next best person, asking where the shooting-range is. IF there is one.
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>>857104
>>857029
Do I get a +2 because of my crit successes? c:
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>>857029
>Keep doing English.
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>>857046
Ow. Yeah, this'll be interesting.
-Pen (Utility; 10% chance to explode)

>>857104
Finally, Schist does 54 leg raises.
Schist is a pretty buff dude. Due to his critically insane workout, he has a +1 to Melee attacks as well, but rolling a 19 still counts as a critical hit.

>>857302
Azkeroth goes to the war-torn lunchroom; kids sit in corners of the lunchroom in maybe four or five large, separated groups, with flags made of makeshift supplies, paper, and food. Other than that, the school is serving MASHED PERTATERS today.

>>857499
...Aleera and Charles ask somebody for a shooting range.
"Well, it should be down the road or so. It's actually a weapons store, but they let you test out it's product."

>>857519
:^)

>>857670
Blacker Baron keeps at it... (2/3 to B-)

Apologies for such the awful post times; there's going to be no interruptions after today, meaning the post time will be extremely better. Next post will be 4ish CST.
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>>857922
Could all that we see be but a dream within a dream?
How can my failing grades be real if our eyes aren't real?
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>>846329
Ooohh, interesting.

Thirteen, Female, serial killer.
13 is idly cleaning her knife forged from the nat 1s of the dice gods.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>856788
Turn the other into a chair.
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>857922
>Due to his critically insane workout, he has a +1 to Melee attacks as well, but rolling a 19 still counts as a critical
You sly dog.

>Drop kick Bully B as Bully A wails in pain from his righteously cracked spine. NO BULLYING!
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>>857978
Ah, Im Schist by the way.
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>>857922
Go to the lunchroom to fight for the motherland,or eat.Eating works too.
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>>857922
Get some of these MASHED PERTATERS and sit at an empty table, setting up my own independent table nation.
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Go to school with pistol in bag for your secret assassination attempt involving killing both Pence and Trump with the same bullet, as the only way to neutralise both of them is to kill them simultaneously.

Also attend maths session, I somehow managed to get kicked out of womyn studies for screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEE straight fags get out" and kicking Sarah's straight, and half blooded white ass, also subtly throw chewed pens at Oscar in maths class, he won't be able to win a firefight with me, my 'fat' is an armoured hull that has protected me from rape and oppreshun.
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>>857922

Remember having forgot your custom halfautomatic BB gas/spring hybrid sniper rifle.
(Yer fakken dingus)
Make a mental note to bring it with you tomorrow.

Go to science class for now, and make daddy proud!
(Search for scalpels while you are there)
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>>857922
>Even more English!
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>>857934
Nous is...yeah.

>>857945
Thirteen unfortunately forgot her knife as she stands outside of the school.

>>857952
Asimov does the relative same to the other guy.

>>857978
>>857980
Schist assists Asimov by directly downing Bully B right then and there.

>>858038
Glim is in the lunchroom too. The huddles seem to be relatively calm right now.

>>858090
Azkeroth decides to be independent, when he's stopped by a team with a banner of a yellow sun.
"Evening, sir! I see you stand alone in your endeavor against those dirty othersiders. Would you be interested in sitting with our exclusive men?"
The dude (a Junior, apparently) points to a table filled with merry men, all in fresh garments. The other groups seem to be paying slight attention.

>>858095
Patricia didn't exactly bring her pistol, but she ends up right outside of Math class.

>>858177
Aleera is now in Freshman Science... (1/3 to C+)

>>858227
Blacker Baron manages to finish up!
>English Grade: B-
>New Perk: Poetic Charm - You now have a +2 to any and all Speech/Barter rolls.

Bully A manages to recover, and guards!

See you guys in the morning. No more breaks for the rest of the week.
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>>859706
Inform the school that nothing they're "teaching" can be proven, because the only thing anyone can ever prove is that they themselves exist (and even that train of logic seems a little dubious to you).
Set up your own class for those who wish to be enlightened.
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>>859706
See one of them forming their own independent table.Get the same idea and form one of my own,after getting the food of course.
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>859706
>backhand Bully A so hard his head pops off
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>>859979
>Crit success
Oh this isnt good. Did I just murder Bully A?
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>>859706
See the commotion outside, rush in to save some samples with a scalple (or scissors) and some test-tubes.
That means blood, hair, in severe cases flesh tissue.

Complain about how the school doesn't even have their own shooting range, and make mental notes to start a petition to get a school-intern shooting/archery range.

And give every bystander that look of "You guys saw nothing, if you know what's good for you".
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>859706
Thirteen searches for a 'no-weapons' magic field that covers the school.
Alternatively, see about getting scapels from the science labs.
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>>860241
*Looks at dice. Sweats nervously*
Secretly prays that it means her Nat 1 knife was summoned.
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>>860204
After collecting samples, procced to poke Bully B to see if they are alive, while doing inferiour girlish, but more stylish squatting.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>859706
A man needs a chair. I shall insist in my craft, for the sake of my old bones; turn the fool into a chair.
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>>859793
Nous claims a lot of facts and walks into the Janitor's Closet. Nobody follows.

>>859823
Glam gets some Mashed Pertaters and on the opposite side of Azkeroth. Her confidence is somewhat faltered by three kids coming up to her with a different banner; a heavy lance is roughly sketched on it.
"Hey there. I saw you were new here, and I was wondering-- possibly-- if you were to join us?"
The two kids behind the speaker raise their milk cartons.

>>859979
>>859983
(Critical Success) Schist manages to just BLAST the last Bully directly in the throat. He's...not responding.
>Status: Yellow

>>860204
>>860620
Aleera squats and starts to collect hair from the beaten and bloody Bullies.
>Status: Yellow

>>860241
Thirteen can't find a magic field, but she does notice a guy collecting bloody hair from a recent fight. Two other guys are standing there victoriously.

>>860779
Asimov grabs Bully A and cracks the guy into a chair position; an adult watches the entire situation happen, and runs to call for help.
>Status: Red
This doesn't look good.
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>>860845
"But y tho"
Be ready to use my pen to defend myself
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>>860845
HOLY SHIT.

>Take all their valuables
>Hide the bodies in thr janitors closet (good luck anon)
>Run and blend in into the lunchroom
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>>860860
Uh Im Schist
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>>860845
Sit in my throne. Watch the world burn.
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In light of
>>860875
I revise
>>860860

>Harvest my spoils of war
>Take the body Anismov isnt sitting on and throw it into the janitors room
>Tactfully retreat into the cafeteria
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>>860854
Glim holds up a pen. The guy looks at her.
"Woah, hold on there! I was just wondering, that's all."
The three take a calm step back.

>>860860
>>860862
(Could you put your name in next time?)
Schist takes two sets of Clothing...

>>860875
Asimov sits in his human throne...

>>860885
And Schist doesn't have enough time to carry a body, so he tosses Asimov a set of clothing and flees into the lunchroom. Strange, there's a lot of groups here. Glimglam and Azkeroth happen to be here as well, with Glam arguing and Azkeroth simply idling.

Reinforcements are being called! (1/2)
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>>860907
Eat them pertaters while keeping a watchful eye on everyone.
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>>860907
Sorry, thought I did. I suppose I accidentally typed it in the options field.

Reinforcements?

>Put on the bullys shirt over my current so as to not look like that criminal who spectacularly blasted another kids neck to oblivion.
>Take a seat with the similarly mentally disturbed and very likely deluded adolescents. One of whom is threatening three normalfags with a pen.
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>>860907
Lecture to the broom closet.
For all I know the cleaning tools are all sapient and merely lack the means of communication.
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>>860922
Glam finds there's five huddles here. Azkeroth is idle, and it appears Schist has also appeared.

>>860926
Schist sits next to Glom while disguising himself from any incoming threat. The three guys look at you.
"Hello there. Care to take a seat somewhere safer than the battlefield?"

The school has two Policemen patrolling the area. (Caution - 5 Turns Left)
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>>860953
>>860960
(Welp, I have no eyes.)
Nous lectures the almighty power of philosophy to the closet. Nothing really happens...
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>>860960
Squat 'n Breeki repeatedly as some sort of exercise routine,since that's apparently what others do
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>>860960

Put the samples away and go to english classes.

Oh well, we can rebuild them.
We have the technology. Probably.
Daddy probably has.
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>>860960
>What is this battlefield you speak of, emissary?
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>860960
>Politely ask the math teacher for money. $40 will do.
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>>860968
Glimglam squats a few times.

>>860977
Aleera is now in Freshman English... (1/3 to C+)

>>860986
"The lunchroom, of course. At first it was an average separation of cliques; nerds, jocks, recluses, divas-- but then alliances happened. People changed. Nobody knew who was what, and what was who, and we split into factions. The people with the sun banner are the Legion of Light, where that other guy, I think Azkeroth or something, is right now. We are the Steel Order. Don't worry, we're way better than those light fuckers. We have cannons that shoot potatoes."
The kids talk amongst each other. They seem to have gone slightly off topic.

>>861011
The teacher, fortunately, laughs it off as a joke at first. She turns around again.

The Policemen are searching around... (Caution - 4 Turns Left)
>Picture: Legion of Light - Rough Draft
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>861033
What the fuck is this? Avatar?

>How about you pledge servility to me and I dont forcibly detach your manhoods from between your legs and adorn your foreheads with them?
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>>861033
Keep squatting for dank stats
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>>860977

(I reconsidered.)

Put the samples away in the bag.
Change into Gym-clothes, go to the cafeteria and check each of the fronts.
What banner do they have, how do they behave, how many men are under their controll, who is their leader?

Don't get PO-TA-TOs though, as you brought your own spam-and-fudge-sandwiches. With Jalapenos.
Perfection, with a hint of masochism.

Recall everything you know about "The art of war", by Sunzi. You can have some fun here.
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>>861049
>Sunzi
Sun Tzu. Some pretty basic stuff. Not much special to the modern, logical individual.
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>>861049
...
Well shit.

Oh well, I'll be doing that anyways.
Going to carry the bag with me though.
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>861057

Charles here, by the way.
Aleera is thinking hard how to evade the questioning by the police.
It's just awkward having to explain her hobbies to everyone.

>>861054

(I could also use his birthname, Sun Wu, if you prefere that)
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>861033
Preach to actual humans on ideas related to consciousness and the self, most of which you thought of just now.
The janitorial tools were IN AWE, you must be onto something here.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>861033
>Go to the gym coach and ask for $40.
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>>861079
>>861079
No, Sun Wu is to his person as Sun Tzu is to his achievements. In this context, Sun Tzu is more appropriate as we mention his name in respect to his war genius, of whos knowledge and treatise was a tangible amalgamation of foundational war philosophy. Its an honorific. I believe it means "Sun King"?
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>861242

Oh, well Sun Tzu it is.

I could check the accurate translation, but what is a name?
Something to give anything a term everyone can relate to, even if they can't see it.
In the end, it's not the name, but their deeds that get remembered the most.

How is that for a relavation, Ye wannabe nihilist? (Not reffering to reply)
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>>859706
>Manhorse goes to school.
>Manhorse claims there will be no further interruptions as he would be freeThanksgiving break
>tfw OP gets hit by a truck
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>>861040
Schist manages to bring up such an intense argument that all three of the guys fail their checks in a row.
"H-hey now, no need to get offensive here."

>>861042
Glom squats while this happens in front of her.

>>861049
>>861057
>>861079
Aleera goes into the lunchroom with a homemade lunch. It appears there's the Legion of Light, as mentioned before, as well as the Steel Order on the other side. There's a blue banner on one corner, a green one on the other, and people with no banner on the outskirts.

>>861082
Nous is preaching to a locker. A single tear sheds down it's eye...no wait, that was the spit from how much you were yelling. Whoops.

>>861220
The gym teacher fails his check, somehow, and lends you $30. Nice!

>>861435
Real life is the worst meme I've ever seen.

The Policemen are keeping watch. (Caution - 3 Turns Left)
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>>861496
Squat for and agility boost or something
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>861496
Achieve enlightenment. Then (more importantly) pester others about it.
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>>861496
Welcome back, OP ;)

But I was threatening them into being my minions, not arguing
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>861496

Find the most "interresting" (read: deranged, autistic, antisocial, or just plain weird) group of people, enjoying the Sp-udge-apeno-sandwich (it hurts so good) while eavesdropping on conversations being had.

Squat on the bench while doing so, the only way squatting suitable for this situation.

(Roll on how good it hurts, the better the roll, the more delicious the pain)
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>>861523
So I guess youre sitting with us while you spazz out from the delicious pain.
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>>861523
Oh hey another squat comrade
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>>861523
>tmw this roll could have neen used to create a gauss-rifle with.

Hooo, boy...
Nothing beats being a quivering pile of ecstasy apparently.
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>>861537
No one is your comrade, commi
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>>861613
S-shut up you bylat
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>>861515
Glam begins to realize maybe squatting isn't the best use of her time.

>>861517
Nous is starting to creep a few people out. One or two kids at least have the decency to stand there for a little bit, nod, then stroll away.

>>861522
They seem to have just backed up towards their table.

>>861523
(Critical Success) Aleera suddenly squats to the point where it shouldn't be possible. You could see the outline of her incredibly thin underpants, at this rate. She ends up by Glim and Schist.

The Policeman are still looking around... (Caution - 2 Turns Left)
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>>861618
Well shit,go do some maths then
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>>861615
Never!

>>861618
>Take out a science textbook and study
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>861618
Thirteen decides to join a self-defense / martial arts clubs. For the irony. And she recalls hearing some people talk about Sun Tzu: "Know thy enemy, know thy self..."
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>861618

I can imagine getting out of this pose of perfection is just going to break my zen.

Try learning english by reading in the english book, while finishing of the first slice of sandwich. Just one more left...
Nothing could stop the flow of my mojo right now!
(Roll for learning in a loud envoirnment)

(Charles is suffering from sensory overload right now. He will return whenever.)
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>>861684

I... suppose the squat was stronger than my will.
If there is a god, so I witnessed him at this moment.
But only this one, fleeting moment...

... well, it was nice while it lasted.

Furthermore ask people around the table: "Hey, what do you guys think the idea of having a school intern shooting or archery range? I kind of want to start a petition. For sports-purposes of course."
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>>861629
Glom goes to do some Math... (1/3 until B-)

>>861633
Schist goes to Science... (1/3 until B-)

>>861663
Thirteen finds that there is no real fighting club; she could try and go to the Gym or something, or maybe find an alternative way of getting training.

>>861684
>>861696
Aleera can either go to English or use a speech roll on a specific group (Legion of Light, "Blue", "Green", Steel Order, or Undecided).
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>>861696
I don't like using guns.
>>861732
>Continue
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>>861732

Doing the english it is then!

Start with the second slice.
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>>861732
Keep on mathing
>>861696
Assuming I'm still at the table:
"Will there be an open armory with a spare Panzer in the back?"
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>>861618
Jump at the blue heathens screaming "STAND AND FACE ME FOR THE LORD!".
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>>861732
Ill probably mix the next one so take my action in advance, OP:

>Finish the science study session (3/3)
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>861732
>Seduce the nurse and ask her out for lunch!
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>>861810
>mix
Miss
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>>861751

Umm... Maybe? I mean, I would't know...
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>>861736
Schist keeps going... (2/3 until B-)

>>861747
Aleera eats and learns some English... (1/3 until C-)

>>861751
Glom is in the Math room... (2/3 until B-)

>>861765
Asimov alerts the police! They're immediate with their defense.

>>861810
Noted. This may be the only time I'll do it, though.

>>861811
Blacker Baron goes to the medical office and ends up making the nurse giggle.
"R-really?"

Policeman A pulls out a Baton!
Policeman B pulls out a Low-Voltage Taser!
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>>861967
>>861033

I beg to differ!
If I were to write an english test now, I would get a C+. Not great, but eeh.
>finish off english studies.

(Make mental notes how to achieve the "Zen-Squat"-stance.)
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>>861967
I must not be ENLIGHTENED enough!
Study "The Metaphysics of Morals" in the library
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>>862009
...
Wait, wot?
(1/3 to C+)
(1/3 to C-)

How come?
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>861967
>Tell the nurse that I am indeed serious and will pay for the meal.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>861967
Smash their heads against each other, let us see if there's brains in those who would defy the Lord and Savior.
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>>861967
Keep on mathing and algerbaing
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>>861967
Guess so.

>Continue
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>>862024
Whoops! Aleera keeps going. (2/3 to C+)

>>862018
Nous goes to the library; after looking, he can't seem to find the right book.

>>862026
Blacker Baron successfully seduces the Nurse! She'll be ready for a date whenever you set it up. How? Magic, nigga.

>>862054
Asimov legitimately misses.

>>862060
Glam finally finishes her Math.
>Math Grade: B-
>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>862177
Schist manages to get done in Science.
>Science Grade: B-
>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.

Policeman A slaps Asimov with the Baton!
Policeman B fires, but misses.

Be sure to keep close track of your inventory, and quick tip-- study perks as they come out. They may help you if you're looking for uses in that subject.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>862252
*SIGH*
Plebeians.
Read "Philosophy for Dummies"
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>>862252
Keep doing that dank maths because I have so much time to waste
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>>862252
Take my clothes off. Let's show them the body of a servant of the one Lord, and see if they dare to face me still.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>862252
Attend math lesson, and keep working on it.
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>862252
>Convince someone to pay me for janitorial services on weekends.

Time to make some money.
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>>862252
What the fudge.

>Study english
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>>862281
Nous can't seem to get any worthwhile information out of these.

>>862308
Glim keeps going! (1/3 to B+)

>>862312
Asimov takes off his shirt!
Policeman A is intimidated!
Policeman B is not affected!

>>862400
Thirteen (put your name in) goes to Math... (1/3 to C+)

>>862534
Blacker Baron convinces the staff to become a janitor!
"Just go into the Janitor's Closet to meet with the old one. Tell him he's fired."

>>863785
Schist works in English... (1/3 until C+)

Policeman B fires-- and hits!
Asimov is stunned for 1 turn!
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>>864032
>Continue
What happens if we successfully slay a police officer?
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>>864032
>Jack
>Male
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>>864035
Schist
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>>864035
>>864053
Thanks senpai.
Schist keeps going... (2/3 until C+)

>>864049
Like a whisper in the wind, Jack appears with a determined look on his face.

The battle is paused until Asimov wakes up or someone interacts with it. Thank god.
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>>864064
"..."
Go study some History.
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>>864064
Keep studying
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>>864064
Continue.
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>>864065
Jack studies History, out of everything. (1/3 to C+)

>>864070
Glim continues her study... (2/3 to B+)

>>864077
Schist finishes.
>English Grade: C+
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>>864084
Study.
"Since no one else is doing it..."
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>>864084
>Continue~
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>>864084
Keep going
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>>864090
>>864091
>>864107
Jack learns... (2/3 to C+)
Schist learns... (1/3 to B-)
Glom finishes learning.
>Math Grade (Glom): B+
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>>864113
Study,
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>>864113
Continue

This mod grind tho
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>>864113
Keep learning Math
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>>864121
Jack finishes a history lesson.
>History Grade: C+

>>864123
Schist keeps going at some English... (2/3 until B-)

>>864124
Glom decides to go above and beyond. (1/3 until A-)
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>>864131
STUDY
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>>862252

"Manhorse" learns more about math (1/3 to F+)
>Pic related

>>864113
Run into the library, search for a copy (or original) of the Necronomicon.
(That's what the roll is for)
If I can't find any, learn science by reading books about magnetic accelerators.

Also, complain.
A lot. About a lot.
Not in the library though, no noise allowed.
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>>864131
Wake up as a thicc qt3.14 female teenager.
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>>864131
STUDY
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>>864132
Jack keeps going. (1/3 to B-)

>>864139
Aleera finds that a copy of the Necronomicon isn't exactly in stock, but she can always just go to science class to learn science.

>>864146
Pan0 arrives on the scene with, hopefully, the sights for a treadmill.

>>864148
Glom is lacking God in her life. (2/3 until A-)
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>>864154
Holy crap it's been a while. Try and figure out what I was doing.
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>>864154
S
T
U
D
Y
"Wow. This George Washington guy is sick."
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>>864154
Stuuuuudy

Study untilA
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>>864154

Alright, fuck it.
Can I attempt to learn double the amount of learning I could do by making rolls?

For now, normal learning of science.
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>>864154
Check to see what clothes I have on.
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>>864158
Lebron James stands outside of the school. It appears he's back...before the beginning...no, wait, he's just at it again. That would have made for a cool plotline.

>>864159
Jack studies pretty hard m8 I r8 8/8 (2/3 until B-)

>>864160
Schist finishes.
>English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>864162
It'll always be timed like this, despite a nat 20.
Aleera decides to go to Science... (1/3 until C+)

>>864164
Pan0 finds she has skinny jeans and a t-shirt.
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>>864154
AAAAAAKEEPGOINGAAAAAA
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>>864178
I guess go to history class.
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>>864178
Wait, I though I was a girl? Am I still a girl? Anyways, go to english class.
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>>864178
PERK. STUDY.
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>>864178
...
>>859706

If I one science more, right now, I have a better grade.
LEARN SOME MATH!
And I will continue with science.
This Gauss rifle ain't gonna build itself.
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>>864178
Study
wrong passive, OP
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>>864159
Just something interesting to know, because now I'm turning into that one loser that pops fun facts off the top of his head, Washington would gallop across battlefields repeatedly [during the French & Indian War, I think] in storms of musket balls to both rally troops and deliver general orders while managing to NOT get hit. His horses did though. He was a cool guy.
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>>864179
Glom feels herself more powerful than ever.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.

>>864182
Pan0 seems frozen.

>>864185
Suddenly, everybody in the school watches as two men in green morphsuits fall from the heavens and grab Lebron James! They then proceed to do a strange--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4
As Lebron James flies into the abyss, the man himself, Manhorse, teleports in front of him with a giant warhammer taped to his cock.
"Check em."
Suddenly, the numbers 55555 flash across the screen as Lebron is smacked with the cockhammer so hard, he flies into space and remains as one with the cosmos. Pan0 sheds a single tear as he realizes Lebron owed him five bucks.
(Console) 12:04:27PM - Lebron is now VAC banned from competitive play.

>>864188
Jack finishes his History work.
>History Grade: B-
>New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>864190
For abandoning the work to collect samples, you must start over until you fully get the grade.
Aleera goes to Math. (1/3 until C+)

>>864205
Schist keeps going. (1/3 until B)
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>>864215
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>>864218
Welp, go to history class.
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>>864218
Alright, look for something that is heavy.
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>>864218
GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>864218
>Keeeep going
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>864218

Suddenly,I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Just like my father told me many times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVT0iNcImlc

Look out of the window, scribble a something on a peace of paper (>Pic related), and start screaming on top of my lungs: "IT'S HAPPENING! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!"
Start bleeding out of my eyes while suffering from spasms.

Black out for a bit, wake up again, and learn science, if nothing happened.
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>>864234
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>>864218
>Lebron James
>>864234
>Aleera

Wtf is happening?
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>>864240

IT
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>>864221
Pan0 goes to History... (1/3 to C+)

>>864222
(Critical Success) Jack ends up finding a row of stainless steel chairs, some desks, a locked box of utensils-- it's a classroom full of stuff.

>>864223
GLOM PLEASE (1/3 until A)

>>864228
Schist keeps doing some English stuff. OP is a fucking idiot, realizes he gave Schist the B-tier Math perk, and swaps that out. OP then apologizes, he's mixing shit up left and right. (2/3 to B)
>Level Down!
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>864234
I'm going to ignore all that edgy roleplay stuff and say you just abandoned math and learned science for some reason. (1/3 to C+)

>>864240
Lebron James was an alternate for Pan0, but you can't have two accounts. Aleera is...I dunno.

I'm going to take a shower. Make your moves and I'll boopity bop them out in a bit.
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>>864243
CYKA BYLAT CHEEKI BREEKI
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(continue math)
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>>864243
Continue going through history class.
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>>864241
<===
>>864243
Aye

>Study
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>864243
"..."
Loot the desks for anything.
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>>864248
Abort.

>Maximum idiocy absorbed. Capacity reached. Brain cells combusting
>Pick up science textbook and promptly assault Aleera and Glam
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Rolled 15, 15 + 1 = 31 (2d20 + 1)

>>864251
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>>864243

> Proceed learning science, because I was just told you can't learn piece by piece, but have to do the same thing three times in a row without any interruptions.

Wasn't expecting you to take that shit seriously anyway.
To be honest, I got bored.
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>>864259
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>>864251
Why me?
>inb4 better dead than red
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>>864251

Now THAT'S just uncalled for.

>Schist studying English
>Aleera studying Science
>Glom studying Math

How would that even work?
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>>864280
I was previously studying science,
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>>864265
vvvvvvvv
>>864245
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>>864285

Good thing you know all the meta-bullshit happening, right?
Otherwise your character would act out of random bullshit, right?
We wouldn't want that to happen.
Right?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>864243
>Don a blonde toupee and announce to the janitor that he is fired. Resume where he left off to make some dosh.
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>>864288
I...what? We can always start an all-out war with the lunchroom alliances.
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>>864292

We shall see.
Weee shall seeeee...
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>>864293
...
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>>864245
Glom is ascending the plane of maths. (2/3 until A)

>>864246
Pan0 keeps studying History... (2/3 until C+)

>>864248
Schist studies more English.
>English Grade: B

>>864250
Jack loots the desks, but these are just flat desks. That 15 is used to get a steel leg off of one of the desks, though, so not all is lost.

>>864251
As much as PvP would be welcomed, the Science room, History room, and English room are all in different places. You would also initiate Red status. You still want to go through with this?

>>864259
Aleera keeps learning science. (2/3 until C+)

>>864289
Blacker Baron busts into the closet and tells the janny he's fired.
>"...Nope. I'm not."
Pic related.
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>>864339
Keep learning
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>>864339
Finish off.

Then keep going.

I shall ace this test!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>864339
"Neato."
Try breaking open the locked box with the steel leg I just got.
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>>864339
Nah :(

>Study
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>>864343
Glom has trained to be one of the best.
>Math Grade: A
You feel that your expedition is almost coming to an end.

>>864344
Aleera finishes.
>Science Grade: C+
Keep track of this!

>>864346
(Success) Jack cracks open the box; it's mostly just rulers and scissors, but a bottle of glue also remains at the bottom. Score!

>>864350
Schist decides to keep going on English. (1/3 until B+)
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>>864339
Read a very underrated book on the ethics of consumerism, "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"
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>>864363
>Continue
>>
>>864363

Alright!
>Keep studying science.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>864363
"Hm."
Take one of the scissors and break it in half, in a attempt to get the blades.
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>>864363
Keep on going
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>>864365
Nous reads that book. It's neat.

>>864367
Schist keeps at it. (2/3 until B+)

>>864368
Aleera continues her field of Science... (1/3 until B-)

>>864369
Jack decides to break one of the scissors. He gets Small Blade (2).

>>864370
Glimmer is going all the way. (1/3 until Mastery)
>>
>>864380
Keep at it
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>>864380

>Keep learning, until reaching transcendence!
Which is probably going to take a while.
>>
>>864365
lol
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>864380
Alright, take the two small blades and the glue. Pour glue on one side of the steel leg and pour glue on the other side. Make sure it's good enough to stick shit with.
Attach the two blades to the glue spots.
Bam, Bladed Steel Leg.
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>>864380
BECOME THE MASTER(builder)
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>>864381
Schist does it.
>English Grade: B+

>>864385
Aleera is hustling. (2/3 until B-)

>>864386
zozzle

>>864389
Jack glues blades to the steel leg-- couldn't have said it better myself, it's a Bladed Steel Leg.

>>864399
Glim hears a chorus of angels. (2/3 until Mastery)
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>864416
"Alright, neat."
Look for some guys to fuck up with muh "sword"
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>>864416
KEEP GOING
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>>864416
>Until the bitter end
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>864416
Assert my dominance to the janitor and politely suggest he seek employment elsewhere.
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>>864416

>I'm to bored to think of something creative related do sci-fy right now, so let's keep going with science. LEVEL UP!
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>>864243
Look around
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>>864416
Genius!
Attend class so you can show off your new and profound knowledge.
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>>864418
Jack finds that it's a school. You could probably find a spare bully or something, or if you're feeling really chaotic, there's some police outside hassling Asimov.

>>864419
Glimmer has become a master of Freshman Mathematics.
>Unlocked Sophomore Math!
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered.

>>864422
Schist keeps going! (1/3 until A-)

>>864426
Blacker Baron could have gotten a nat 20; the janitor does nothing but blink.
>"Child, you best be gettin' out of here 'fore I show you how to do it fer free."

>>864430
Aleera feels enlightened.
>Science Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.

>>864431
Andrew finds he's right outside the school. A chill runs down OP's spine.

>>864439
Nous can go to Math, Science, History, and English.
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>>864448
Look around the school
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>>864448
"Oh, right."
"Hmmm."
Go study History some more.
"Not yet, not yet."
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>>864431
Oh its Andrew
>>864448
>Continue
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>>864448

> Try doing science related to engineering, because both engineering and GENETIC engineering are supperiour.
>Or just do continue normal science.

>>864451

May whatever higher power exists have mercy on OP'S soul.
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>>864448
Now that that's finished,go back home.Partly for telling Dad of my accomplishment,mostly for the vodka.
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>>864451
Andrew finds four classes:
Freshman Math (C)
Freshman Science (C)
Freshman History (C)
Freshman English (C)

>>864452
Jack goes back to History. (1/3 for B)

>>864453
Schist keeps Englishing. (2/3 until A-)

>>864457
Aleera continues. (1/3 until B)

>>864462
Glom just goes home. The lawn has a giant patch from that Molotov this morning, but her dad is home.
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>>864483

>Check the clock
>And keep going.
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>>864483
LEARN
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>>864483
Go to Art class.
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>>864483
C_O_N_T_
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Go to Math class and ask the teacher for his/her name
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>>864483
Go to History
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>>864493
Chuck Norris
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>>864488
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>>864483
Go inside and ask for vodka
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>>864486
Aleera finds there is no time. It's always just kind of a neutral state.

>>864488
>>864499
Jack witnesses those digits.
>History Grade: B

>>864489
Pan0 finds they just don't take people in for Art class; she'll need to show them she's worth it.

>>864490
Schist does it.
>English Grade: A-
>New Perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.

>>864493
The teacher glances at Andrew.
"Mr. Natas."

>>864496
Nous decides to go to History... (1/3 until C+)

>>864500
Glom finds her dad squatting where there used to be a couch (don't ask; DON'T) watching a tiny Fallout-esque looking TV. It's literally incomprehensible what they're saying. Her dad looks at her.
"Mmph?"
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>>864509
I... hope that didn't count as an interruption from studying science...

>inb4 FUCK
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>>864509
Ill probably miss th one or two. Just have me continue studying English. Ill be back soon.
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>>864509
Speak in the best language of Russian Slav to say that I want vodka since I'm old enough for it.
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>>864509
"Thank you, Bateman."
Learn.
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>>864509
Run into the Principals office while bawling and screaming
"M-m-mr.NATAS RAPED ME! HE RAPED ME!"
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>>864509
>Shrug my shoulders and start doing janitorial work. His boss will set him straight.
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>>864510
You were studying the whole time, no worries. And since this was the third turn,
>Science Grade: B

>>864511
Schist can't autorun, but I'll save your progress nonetheless. (1/3 until A)

>>864512
Glam claims that she wants to be a true qt femslav. Her dad's gas mask raises as he stands, as he stares holes into her eyes from two heads above her. Finally, his goggles slowly turn away as he walks out of the room.
...
Five minutes later, your dad comes out with a bottle and a single shot glass for you. It's a murky white liquid, but obviously not semen you fuck. Drink it?

>>864514
Jack keeps learning. (1/3 to B+)

>>864515
Andrew finds that the Principal's Office is locked, with no lights on the inside. Mr. Natas doesn't even flinch.

>>864526
Blacker Baron tries to grab the mop, but suddenly--

??? uses Clean Sweep!
Blacker Baron lands back-first on the ground!
>"Now son, I've patrolled my board for longer than you've lurked in your life. Maybe I need to remove your posts for good so you can understand."
Boss Level - Scruffy the Janitor

Quest Paused - Gotta eat some Thanksgiving dinner with the family. I'll be back soon.
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>>864560
Keep working.
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>>864560
Slug Mr.Natas in the face
>>
>>864560
Continue through history class.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>864560
>Yell for help, defend myself by punching the janitor's nose.
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>>864560
Drink it of course
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>>864581
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>>864565
Jack continues doing some History. (1/3 to B+)

>>864569
Andrew misses. Mr. Natas is just staring at his computer.

>>864573
Pan0 is historically working... (1/3 to C+)

>>864581
Blacker Baron calls for help! The entire party could hear it and join the fight if they so choose to, but it'll abandon progress, such and such.

>>864590
Glam drinks it...it's sweet like a sugary syrup drink, but nothing happens. Your dad nods and hands you an envelope. On it is:
MMPH MM HM PHM NNNGH
(Oткpoйтe eгo, кoгдa вы cтoитe пoбeдитeлeм)

Scruffy turns his mop upwards. It begins to spin... (1/2)
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>>864607
Keep studying.
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>>864560

> Call me stoned, cause I am One! ... it's a joke. You know? One stone? Einstein? It's funny, for you see...
> Give up hopes and dreams of becoming a standup comedian.
> On the other hand, become the best in science as you can. Proceed with greatness!
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>>864607
"..."
"I hear a soul in need."
Stop doing the history and join Blacker Baron's battle.
>>
>>864607
Steal Mr.Nata's wallet
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>864613
Nevermind
> hear a voice if someone in need (not just a bad daydream this time)

> try cooking up some acid to asist in a futile fight, but do your part in it.

> cork it up, and prepare to haul it at an angry janitor.

(Plus two is applied, yes?)
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>864618
>>864613
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>>864635
>>864607
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>>864610
Pan0 keeps doing stuff... (2/3 until C+)

>>864613
Aleera continues science! (1/3 until B+)

>>864615
Jack runs into the Janitor's Closet with a leg in hand!

>>864618
>>864635
(Critical Success) Andrew nabs Mr. Natas' wallet! Mr. Natas is now mad.
"That's it, I'm going to punish you. Spell my name as loud as you can. Backwards."

>>864628
Aleera runs out of her class and grabs some Hydrochloric Acid, then joins the fight!

The mop is at maximum speed, sending Scruffy into the sky and out of reach!
Acid mop water flies out of the mop!
Jack dodges!
Jack dodges!
Jack dodges!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>864655
"Now, let the battle begin!"
Using the newly named "Matador" (the Bladed Steel Leg), stab the fucking shit out of Scruffy.
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>>864655
Just hum to myself while working in history class.
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>>864655
Be a very confused femslav
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>864655
Walk out of the room while checking the contents of the wallet
"Was you're name Mr. I suck nigger dicks?"
(Rolling for my question about his name)
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>864655

Look for an opening, then procced to haul acid at the janitors eyes and hands.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>864655
>Beat the janitor senseless with *my* mop.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>864678

Acctually...
> guard
Prepare to dodge attacks and acid, wait for an opening.
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>>864660
Jack finds that Scruffy is too high to hit with melee weapons.

>>864664
Andrew pisses off the math teacher and walks away with a cool twenty bucks. (Keep track of that.)

>>864667
Pan0 is one off while working on History.
>History Grade: C+

>>864673
Glim is a confused. The world around her becomes a bit more clear, though, as she realizes her sight has become 20/10. She can read the contents of the cereal box in the other room, and she can hear a dog from a block away. Everything looks brighter.

>>864678
Aleera, unfortunately, misses. The bottle doesn't break and splatter all over the party, thank god.

>>864700
Blacker Baron finds that he doesn't have a mop, as well as learning what Jack did.

>>864726
Too late. Be sure to come to a single decision, eh?

Scruffy begins to float downward, still putting him out of reach, but easier to hit. He must be running out of energy.
Two acid drops fall!
Jack is hit! Ouch.
Aleera manages to dodge it!
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>>864751
Continue working.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>864751
>Punch the janitor.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>864751
"Hm."
In this new discovery, throw the leg at Scruffy, sharp end first.
Kinda like a javelin.
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>>864751
"Cheeki breeki vodka now damke?"
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>>864751
>Study
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>>864758
Pan0 keeps going. (1/3 until B-)

>>864761
Blacker Baron still can't quite reach...

>>864772
Jack chucks the Bladed Steel Leg at Scruffy...and hits!

>>864781
Glim finds that her words are but a mere slur, but the world has become insanely clear. Her dad seems to have left.

>>864833
Schist works. (2/3 until A)

Scruffy falls from the air, landing on his feet! He soon recovers and unsheathes his mop like a mighty blade!
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>>864837
"ORA"
Throw a punch at Scruffy.
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>>864837
>Notice there are suddenly flying janitors.
>Whatthefuckisgoingon?
>Go back to studying
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>864837
>Attempt to wrestle my mop out of Scruffy's hands.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>864843
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>864837
>Take a moment to wonder why he's been studying all this time.
>Go to the chem lab room to brew up an explosive concoction.
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>>864837
Go to my room and search for weapons
>>
Oh crap, I thought you updated. Alright, finish studying first.
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>>864843
>>864847
Jack manages to clip Scruffy, just barely!

>>864844
Schist manages to be distinguished in History.
>History Grade: A

>>864845
Blacker Baron and Scruffy fight, but the janitor just manages to swing him off!

>>864857
Try this next turn.

>>864859
Glom finds that she has no weapons-- but she could probably get some quick enough.

The strings on the end of the mop begin to swing at a near-impossible pace, causing a flood of wind in the room. It seems to glow while making a groaning noise, going higher and higher in pitch...
>>
Here's a giant dump of information for your gameplay!

B Rank
>Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.
>Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.
>Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.
>Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.
A Rank
>Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.
>Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.

Math - Egghead (B), Genius (A)
English - Poet (B), Novelist (A)
Science - Witch Doctor (B), ??? (A)
History - Old News (B), ??? (A)
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>>864862
Um, Ive been studying English, OP

This is my next action:
>>864857
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>864862
Pick up the Matador from wherever it launched and charge into Scruffy.
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>>864862
Continue working.
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>>864862
Look for something that could be a weapon,like a slingshot or a very pointy pencil
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>>864881
>pencil
>not pen
What are you, a faggot?
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>>864893
I draw. I like pencils. :c
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>>864864
Jesus, I've been really messed up.
>English Grade: A
Schist goes into the science room, but finds he doesn't have the keys to the REALLY good stuff.

>>864866
Jack manages to just slice him again. Scruffy has a bit of bleeding, but nothing to call home and brag about.

>>864870
Pan0 continues on History. (2/3 until B-)

>>864881
Glom finds no real utensils here. She could probably get weapons from the range down the street, but still, nothing around her.

Scruffy's mop spins at a sonic pace, as his mop glows a sickly blue color...!
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>>864904
Keep on studying math till grade goes up.
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>864904
>Find chem teacher and beg for supplies because Im SO interested in the subject and I want to apply my knowledge. Express that I want to be a revolutionary chemist when I grow up to be a big Schist. c:
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>>864913
AhemKEYScough to the supplies.
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>>864904
Finish up and then head home for the day.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>864904
"AAAAA"
Start wildly stabbing and slashing at Scruffy using Matador.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>864904
>Continue fighting Scruffy.
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>>864910
Thirteen keeps doing math... (2/3 until C+)

>>864913
The science teacher passes his resistance roll.
>"...Why?"

>>864918
Pan0 finishes up.
>History Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>864921
Jack drops his weapon in his flurry!

Scruffy uses Hyper Beam!
(Critical) Jack manages to slip and slide through the ray of light, making Scruffy's charge a complete waste!
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>864942
>Punch Scruffy.
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>>864942
Start heading home.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>864942
Pick up my weapon and attempt the flurry again. If succesful, call it Andalucia.
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>864942
>Bang my head on the floor in glorious genuflect and beg as I tell him the story of how I was trying to save my baby sister when I was younger and the house was on fire but water wasnt helping at all (it doesnt actually, if you didnt know, you have to cut off the fire's oxygen supply) and so she died and now Ill never forget that. Only if I knew chemistry I wouldve been able to save her. Now, I want to pursue chemistry to make the world a better place and support my severly depressed mom, escapist workaholic and entirely too sleep-deprived dad, and 6 little siblings who come home to a dreary home ever night after elementary school. And then start sobbing and blubberingaboutworldpeaceandhowgodfailedmeandohmynagxhnsbdjdbadvgw
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>864953
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>>864897
Thanks, that made me laugh. My 6 siblings are happy now.
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>>864949
Blacker Baron slams into Scruffy! He is not happy.

>>864950
Pan0 goes to her house. It's nice, you guess.

>>864953
Jack can't even pick up the weapon.

>>864961
The science teacher is moved, and allows you to go to the Underclass Storage with tears in his eyes. It's full of some basic fluids and elements you can work with.

Scruffy uses the mop to just smack Blacker Baron to the other side of the room! Everyone in the fight is beaten and bruised.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>864974
>Bodyslam that motherfucker.
>>
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>864974
>basic
Motherfucker.
>Get to brewing that explosive concoction
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>864974
Pick the fucking weapon up and smash it into Scurffy.
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>>864974
Find Dad,boop him goodbye,then go back to school
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>>864983
Blacker Baron slams into Scruffy!

>>864984
Schist pours a bunch of magnesium into a litre carton...then decides dropping the match on the fuse is a great idea. It's about to go off, by the way.

>>864986
Jack slams the bladed leg into Scruffy!

>"...Fucking...shitposters..."
The mop falls down from the impact-- right on Scruffy's face!
Janitor's Mop uses Life Drain!
Scruffy's spirit is now trapped in the mop.
Boss Defeated!
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>>865027
>>865029
Glom boops Dad and goes back to school with a devoted look.
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>>865029
>Run up to and toss it out the window
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>>865029
Pick up the mop.
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>>865029
Time to go to sophmore math.
I must be the smartest femslav
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>>865041
Schist chucks it out of the nearest window! It blows up outside. Thank fuck.

>>865044
Jack picks up the mop; sadly, since Scruffy was the only one who could manage such intense movesets with it, but it still has the power to steal life when it's used in combat.

>>865054
Glim decides to arrive in Sophomore Math. THIS is difficult. (1/4 to C+)
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>865069
>Try again
>>
>>865069
"Huh. Neato."
Go back to History Class.
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>>865069
Head into the kitchen and open the fridge.
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>>865072
Schist makes a fairly decent Molotov cocktail; it'll spread a medium radius of fire when thrown.

>>865074
Jack heads back to History. (1/3 until B+)

>>865108
Pan0 finds some various foodstuffs. Yes, foodstuffs is a word.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>865114
>Make another
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>>865114
S T U D Y
"You will be my bitch, Napoleon. I will defecate on time itself until it becomes my wife"
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>>865114
Eat some of the foodstuffs.
>>
>>865114
STUDY
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>>865118
Schist creates...something. He isn't sure what it even is, and no amount of inspection could even describe it.

>>865124
Jack is getting really into it. (2/3 until B+)

>>865137
Pan0 eats. Yum.

>>865151
Glimmer is studying hard. (2/4 until C+)
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>>865185
W O R K
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>>865185
>Go to the janitor's room.
>Locate drain cleaners and bleach

Will you be serializing this quest, OP?
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>>865185
STUDY
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>865185
Fucking stole my mop...
>Take money from Scruffy's wallet and get his keys. Rolling for dosh.
I'm taking his house. He is dead, right?
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>>865188
Jack finishes again.
>History Grade: B+

>>865194
Schist goes into Blacker Baron's closet in the school and begins to steal some basic drain cleaner.

>>865205
Glom is working at it. (3/4 until C+)

>>865214
It appears Scruffy was not a rich or otherwise valuable man; he lived in this closet, and he did it for free like all the other janitors.
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>>865240
BREACH THE WALLS OF REALITY.
HISTORY WILL BE MY WIFE
so just learn history yay
>>
Did I miss something?

>300+ replies

FOR THE ONE TRUE LORD...
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>865240
>Mix the an acid-based drain cleaner and bleach to create a gas bomb (these shits are lethal). I believe its made through the spontaneous chemical reaction of two compounds found within, one of which I know is hydrochloric acid. Make sure to cap the concoction with something so that I don't burn my own eyes and lungs.

>>865246
Janitors an fly.
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>>865253
Dammit.
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>>865240
Go to sleep.
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>>865240
Keep going
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>>865253
>>865261
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>>865273
This is not funny, OP.
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>>865284
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>>865243
Jack keeps going... (1/3 to A-)

>>865246
The Policeman fight was paused until you returned.

>>865253
Schist makes a bomb, alright. A bomb that's currently flooding the air, and turning your skin an unwanted shade of red.

>>865267
Pan0 takes a nap.

>>865268
Glom does it!
>Math Grade: C+

>>865284
It kind of is. Also, what did you mean by 'serializing'?
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>>865308
W O R K
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>>865308
Play vidya gaems.
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>>865308
KEEP GOIN
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>865308
I roll to seduce.
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>>865308
>Ffffuck!
>steal the keys from Baron and drag him out.
Going to need these. Hold on.
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>>865332
Dont forget to shut the door.
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>>865313
Jack keeps at it. (2/3 to A-)

>>865318
Pan0 plays vidya. She's shit.

>>865319
Glom decides to push herself even farther. (1/4 to B-)

>>865325
Asimov somehow, because of incredible RNG, managed to seduce both Policemen! They're absolutely stunned!

>>865332
Schist literally steals Blacker Baron's keys, kicks him out of his own office, and stays in the room with the acid. You can feel your face contort unnaturally.

Policeman A is seduced.
Policeman B is seduced.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>865308
Walk out of the room while checking the contents of the wallet
"Was you're name Mr. I suck nigger dicks?"
(Rolling for my question about his name)
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>>865308
>Go to the nurse to get patched up. Tell her I was assaulted by the janitor who I replaced.
>>
>>865352
study
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>>865354
>>865352
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>>865352
Take out my snuff box of marijuana and smoke a toke.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>865352
Fornicate.
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>865352
Um, I meant to leave the office. Go up to the police and exclaim
>Someones being killed in that room!
>Point to the janitors room
>Lock them in after they enter

Serialize as in have a sequel
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>>865352
Keep going
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>>865352
Keep studying Math.
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>>865354
I already replied to this.

>>865356
The nurse nods and fixes you up with a wink.

>>865357
Jack manages to become an expert.
>History Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to ALL attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a hell of a lot to bring you down.

>>865361
Pan0 doesn't have any drugs in her inventory.

>>865363
Asimov just fucking rapes them into submission. They fall limp on the floor.

>>865368
There will be new threads, but no sequel is planned unless people really want it after this quest.
Schist walks up to the police, but they've been...well, let's just say Asimov 'dealt with' them. Their weapons lie on the pavement.

>>865396
Glom continues... (1/4 to B-)

>>865433
Thirteen finishes her Math.
>Math Grade: C+
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>>865448
"Fuck, I forgot to resupply!"
Look for my fake ID
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>865448
Welp.
Look for a bully to fuck up.
>>
>>865448
Loot taser
>>
>>865448
>Loot pistol
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>>865448
Remember the results of my action
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>>865448
Test my lewdness since apparently lewd is a thing while studying
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>>865448
>Go to the principal for a replacement mop.
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>>865448
Squat them.
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>>865448
Attend Science class, preferably with a focus on biology.
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>>865458
Pan0 doesn't have a fake ID, either!

>>865459
Jack looks around and finds some kids just walking around. They look shady enough.

>>865460
>>865463
Schist gains a Police Baton and a Low-Voltage Taser.

>>865464
Teacher gets mad, you walks away with 20 dollars.

>>865482
Glim is lewd. And working. (2/4 until B-)

>>865485
Blacker Baron gets a shitty wooden non-magic mop. Oh well.

>>865488
Asimov squats on the bodies for some reason.

>>865494
Thirteen decides to do some science! (1/3 until C+)
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>>865529
"Ah man, I totally forgot that."
Go to my closet/dresser and put some pjs on.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>865529
Point at one of the shady kids.
"I challenge you to a duel!"
>>
>>865529
SCIENCE! continues
>>
>>865529
Do I get any attack bonuses for using a baton or taser? Or does the DC just decrease?

>Study English
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>>865529
Keep working
>>
>>865529
>Commence janitorial duty.
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>>865532
Pan0 puts on pajamas.

>>865534
Jack takes the Steel Leg and shanks the guy. Just, boom. He's done, son.

>>865536
Science indeed, Thirteen. (2/3 until C+)

>>865539
Schist finds the baton is a melee weapon meant to disarm and down people; the taser can completely stun enemies for a few turns.

>>865540
Glim keeps going. (3/4 until B-)

>>865542
Blacker Baron does some mopping shit... (1/5)

Bully A prepares...
Bully B is guarding.
Bully C prepares...

Quest Paused - See you guys in the morning, probably 8/9CST. Keep on dreaming and meming!
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>>865547
Keep on studying
>>
>>865547
More science? More science.

Goodnight QM!
>>
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>865547
"Let's see which of us is truly capable of the title."
"I swear, on my sword, that I will once again be prove victorious!!"
Slash at Bully A
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>>865448
>Continue studying

I would like a sequel to this. It seems like a waste to study so much and loose all those passive modifiers. Moreover, we wouldn't have to be so meta in following threads if we retained much of what we grinded here. It would allow for more "fun". The disparity between players shouldn't be an issue; you can treat new players as new player who joined this thread late, it's essentially analogous.
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>>865547
Night, man
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>>865547
>Do more janitor things!
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>>865529
Go to the towns gun store
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>>865547
Bah. What do I care about a few people who supposedly existed.
And what is this about "dates"?
Don't they know that time is relative? Einstein proved that in 1904!
I'd better go to Science. They'll be more receptive to my superior intelligence.
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>>865571
I probably won't be on in the morning, so just have me repeat janitor tasks.

I have some medical problems that I've been dealing with all night.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>865547

It appears as if I blacked out all of a sudden.
What did I mi-
>>865253
OH GOD

> Escape as fast as possible. If the door is locked, break it open by force.
Focus on the hinges, they are easier to break.
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>>866237
You're inside?
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>>866244

Not sure?!
I don't recall leaving? I just fell asleep during
>>864751
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>>865547
>unlock the door to the janitors room
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>>866250
Oh wait, I never locked it. I only closed it so you're cool.
>Continue studying english
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>>865550
Glom is a powerful pon.
>Sophomore Math Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Exponential - Angles are your bitch. Your +3/+1 will not change, but rolling a 19 in a ranged attack will count as a critical.

>>865553
Thirteen does it.
>Freshman Science Grade: C+

>>865556
Jack manages to take out Bully A before he even attacks! That's gotta hurt.

>>865562
I see your point. There's just a limited time I can run this quest, and I usually don't want to jump into something that might ruin the delivery.
Schist studies English, the last class he worked on. (1/3 to Mastery)

>>865571
Blacker Baron keeps janitorizing. (2/5)

>>865601
Andrew heads over to the Shooting Range. The guy who runs it has a dark stetson and a look that even slightly intimidates you.
"You need something?"

>>865643
Nous goes to Science... (1/3 to C+)

>>866237
Aleera flees the room with her hair and nose burning red. She'll recover soon, but that was horrible.

Bully A is sparing you.
Bully B throws Jack at Bully C!
Bully C knees Jack in the face! That actually hurt pretty bad.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>866435
Attempt Andalucia (which is a bunch of wild stabs) on Bully C.
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>>866435
Keep studying
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>>866435
>Continue studying

Im not saying to leap into it. What Im proposing is that if you're going to make more youth quests in the future anyway, let us retain what we achieved in past threads as the same character. Of course anons dont NEED to continue with the same characters. But it would be nice for those that do.
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>>866435
Well, that was a close encounter.

> Do science class, it's doesn't hurt that much... probably...
> Go to the nurse if it hurts to much.
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>>866439
Jack slices and dices, but Bully C dodges every attack flawlessly.

>>866441
Glimmer keeps going. (1/4 until B)

>>866442
Oh, of course. At the end of the thread, I'm going to ask everyone to tell me their grades in their classes for the next thread. The threads before were a sort of playtesting for this system, so everything should carry over now.
Schist feels his mighty conquest close to ending. (2/3 until Mastery)

>>866458
Aleera goes to science. (1/3 to B+)

Bully A is sparing you.
Bully B kicks Jack! Ouch.
Bully C counters Jack to the face! Jack is starting to get a bit bruised.
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>>866508

Yeah, we are back in business!
> Continue
>>
>>866508
Keep going!
>>
>>866508
Im cool with that. :>
>MOAR
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
>>
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>866508
"...En garde!"
Shank Bully B,
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>>866508
>Keep at it with the janitorial stuff.
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>>866524
Are you expecting to be payed?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>866508
Speak to the man
"I'm a liiiiiife taker annnnd a looooove maker! I need something that spit's lead."
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>>866509
Aleera continues. (2/3 to B+)

>>866513
Glom. (2/4 until B)

>>866514
Schist has finally mastered the powers of English...well, 25% of it.
>Sophomore English Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered!

>>866517
Jack manages to clip Bully B, but not enough to finish him.

>>866524
Blacker Baron has some shiny floors. (3/5)

>>866533
"We got a lot of those. How much money you got to work with?"

Bully B flings Jack into the closest locker! He's suddenly grateful he has all these health perks.
Bully C misses and punches Bully B! Bully B ends up on the ground, but recovers swiftly.
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>>866532
Well there's 5 parts to it, so I'm either getting a heap of cash, some nice stat growth, or a unique skill.
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>>866551
>Go to the empty classrooms and do the janitor thing in them.
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>>866551
>Continue.
>>866553
>inb4 broom mastery
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>866551
Check my wallet while talking
"I got 20$ but I'm sure we can work something else out.
Slap my ass seductively
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>866551
"Thank you, Bully fuckboi!"
Stab the Bully of Bs with the BSL/Matador
>>
>>866551
Keep on learning
>>
>>866551

Level UP!
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>>866561
Blacker Baron goes into a classroom and starts mopping desks people are using. Then, he walks up to the teacher and slowly drifts the mop under her bra, cleans those tits, and walks away. There are no consequences. Nobody expects the janitor inquisition. (4/5)

>>866563
Schist keeps going?! (1/4 until C+)

>>866564
Let's recap for a second the expert plan that Andrew has:
1) Walk into a gun store as an underage.
2) Sing.
3) Slap your right asscheek and ask for a $20 gun.
Moving on.
"The cheapest thing we have is 50 bucks."

>>866568
Jack slashes Bully B! He's done, son.

>>866569
Glom, please. (2/4 until B)

>>866572
Yes, ma'am!
>Science Grade: B+

Bully C and Jack stand face to face; the opponent gets into a defensive position.
>>
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>866606
"Charge at me with all of your strength!"
"Your horns can't pierce my soul!"
Slash at him.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>866606
Tweak my nipples from under my shirt
"I-I'm s-sure you can lower the price to 20$.... Ahhhh...f-fuck..."
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>>866606
Keep working desu familia
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>>866606
Spawn in
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>>866606
>Study~
>>866611
Just reading this makes me uncomfortable
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>>866613
>>866611
Can you not.
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>>866606
>Do my last janitorial task for the day.
>>
>>866606

Let's see that second Science Perk.
In two more turns.
>>
>>866650

>>866564
>>866611
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>>866609
Jack slashes, and Bully C tries to disarm! The two have a tense moment, but Jack knocks him back with brute strength!

>>866611
The man is starting to become alarmed.
"...Are you...you're fucking serious, aren't you?"

>>866612
Glom no (3/4 until B)

>>866613
Jacob spawns, but glitches through the ground and flies into the ground, going out of the skybox and eventually despawning.

>>866615
Schist is just powering through. (2/4 until C+)

>>866626
Blacker Baron gets paid 25 dollars. Keep track of that!

>>866628
Aleera has high hopes. (1/3 until A-)

>>866650
Gumball teleports next to Jacob's body and suffocates just the same.

>>866654
hesnoteventrying.webm

Bully A is sparing you.
Bully B is sparing you.
Bully C swings and misses!
>>
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>866684
"Behold! The power of Jack!"
Shank the fucking hell out of him. Ya know, Bully C
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>>866684
Keep going
I should have gotten to B already but okay
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>866684
Lol my tongue out of my mouth and moan
"Ahhhh... y-yes... how about you cut me a dicount?"
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>>866684

Sure am! Let's keep it going!
>>
>>866684
spawn me in F A M
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>>866684
>Continue
>>
>>866684
>janitor work only pays $5 per
Wooooooow
>Go on a date with the nurse.
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>>866684
>>866737
Words cannot express my amusement.
>>
>>866721
If you remove Andrew from existence.
>>866695
>lol
loll
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>>866743
:^)
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>>866684
>>866694
Hey hey!
>Sophomore Math Grade: B
Glom keeps working. (1/4 until B+)

>>866692
Bully C gets a nat 1, grabs Jack's weapon, and stabs himself with it...efficient, you guess.

>>866695
"I...yeah, just put all your money on the counter. I'll give you a gun just to get the fuck out."

>>866700
Aleera is getting up there... (2/3 until A-)

>>866729
Schist continues. (3/4 until C+)

>>866737
You think that's bad? The last one did it for free!
Blacker Baron and the nurse decide to go on a date...but where?

Somewhere, the wind blows softly.
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>>866756
Put the money on the counter and wink seductively at the man while holding my hands out for the gun
>>
>>866756
KEEP GOING
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>866756
"..."
Yank the weapon out of him and point it at Bully A and B.
"Give me all of your shit."
>>
>>866756
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME! IT'S A GOOD PAIN!
I- I mean... Yaay... level up.
>>
>>866756
>Go see a movie with the nurse. Yes, I'm paying for popcorn and snacks.
>>
>>866756
Cont
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>>866756

Faggot.
You told me so.
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>>866756
This is a farce! Passing off Newtonian mechanics as if they're fact!
And don't they know that evolution is just a theory?
I'm going to math. Where they at least have LOGIC, unlike these other neophytes.
>>
>>866942

Nothing in life matters.
You don't live, but are experiencing the process of dying.
Let's go for a coffee later!
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>>866760
The man takes all 20 dollars and hands you a 9mm Makarov.
"Please leave."

>>866762
Glom is still going. (2/4 until B+)

>>866764
The two empty their pockets; there's 28 dollars here, two sets of Clothes, but nothing exclusive or rare.
"Please let us go!"

>>866795
Aleera does it!
>Freshman Science Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Define "Religion" - With a +3 to creating potions and other mixtures, you can also gain a +1 to crafting utilities.

>>866837
Blacker Baron and the nurse, who's name is Mary, go to see a movie. It's pretty decent.

>>866850
Schist completes his task.
>Sophomore English Grade: C+

>>866936
Awww...

>>866942
Nous goes to math class...? (1/3 until C+)

I decided to share a discord for this one. Ignore the most recent shitposts: https://discord.gg/wjYsCWk
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>>866986
>Continue
>>
>>866986
"Impressive. Well, I shall give you two mercy."
Grab the crap and walk over to the gym.
>>
>>866986
Keep going
>>
>>866986
That one was alright.
But the teacher was really rude.
All I did was bring up how the real number system we use is inextricable with our culture and history, since other number systems such as the surreal numbers or the ordinals, and that therefore we shouldn't try to pass off facts about the real numbers as facts about the world in general or that we've proved anything intrinsic to the world or its operations but only to some abstract objects we've defined that we believe to act similarly to the natural world.
And he laughed at me!
School is dumb. Teachers are dumb.
I'm getting coffee with Aleera.
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>>866957
Sure!
But I must argue that life and non-life is not a true, objective aspect of something, but only a measure of how it resembles us and our operations. It is as subjective as whether something is cute. Thus we never truly die, only seem less life-like to others until everyone is in agreement that we are more unlike a living person than like.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>866986
Pickpocket the 20$ from him then leave
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>>866993
Schist keeps going... (1/4 until B-)

>>866999
Jack loots everything and heads to the Gym. Seems like there are a few things he can do here:
-Basketball
-Dodgeball
-Sharks and Minnows

>>867006
Glom is insane. (3/4 until B+)

>>867012
Nous leaves and goes to a cafe...but has no money.

>>867027
(Critical Success) Andrew does a perfect pickpocket...but the gun owner gets a nat 20 too, and snatches it back!
"Just leave, dude."

The wind blows faster.
>>
>>867042
Keep fucking learning
>>
>>867042
>Dodgeball
Gotta get dank with dodging.
>>
>>867042
>Continue
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>867042
Put the gun in my pocket and walk back to school like a gangster
(rolling for how bad ass my walking looks)
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>867042
Busk for cash
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>867043
Fornicate this student.
>>
>>867090
Excuse me you fucking wot m8?
>>
>>867090
>Comes in 100 posts later
>First priority
LOL
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>>867090
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>>867042
>Buy lunch at a burger joint with Mary.
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>>867043
Glom has perfected her art...well, not really, but this is some heavy metal shit.
>Sophomore Math Grade: B+

>>867048
Jack joins some Dodgeball...until a fucking titan straight out of the /fit/ bible comes out.
"ALRIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S TIME TO GET /fit/ AS FUCK!"
The gym coach throws a dodgeball into the wall-- it goes right through it. Jesus fuck.

>>867051
Schist is an English machine. (2/4 until B-)

>>867068
Andrew walks to school like a kool kid with a concealed gun.

>>867071
Nous plays a simple beat...but not enough to attract that dank OG major league cash.

>>867090
Asimov tries to tongue-punch Glom's fart box...but misses!

>>867167
Blacker Baron and Mary get a burger. Tasty.

The wind is stronger still.
>>
>>867201
Enter the school and find the weight room
Proceed to get stronk
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>867201
Do as Socrates did and preach philosophy to the laymen
>>
>>867201
Is there going to be a fucking storm?
>Continue
>>
>>867201
Time to go even further beyond,again
>>
>>867201
(Missed one thing.)

-Dodgeball-
Blue: 10 Freshmen
Red: Jack, 9 Freshmen

Objective: Throw balls, get paid. If the enemy's roll is higher than yours, your teammate-- or you-- is out.
Prizes: Competitive Mode, Dodgeball (1)
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>867201
"...Neato."
Throw a dodgeball at one of the freshmen on Blue Team.
>>
>>867201
>Kiss Mary and head back to the school with her.
>Commence English learning.
>>
>>867214
Andrew finds that the school doesn't have a weight room, or one that's open, at least.

>>867217
Nous attracts the attention of some people. They listen for a while to your ideals.

>>867224
Schist keeps going... (3/4 until B-)

>>867234
Glim is starting to go beyond all human reasoning. (1/4 until A-)

>>867242
Jack eliminates the freshman on his ass!

>>867254
Blacker Baron makes a move...Mary accepts the kiss!
Blacker Baron decides to go back to English... (1/3 until B)

-Dodgeball-
Red: Jack, 5 Freshmen
Blue: 7 Freshmen
Dodgeballs litter the court from such warfare.
>>
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>867308
"I AM THE FUCKING STRONG"
Throw some more dodgeballs at Blue Team.
>>
>>867308
Keep fucking going holy shit
>>
>>867308
>Continue
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>867308
Start a philosophical revolution!
Every man must know that he knows nothing!
>>
>>867308
Find something I can use for weight lifting
Proceed to get stronk
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>>867312
Jack wastes another guy with another ball. Too easy.

>>867314
Glom begins to feel a breeze coming on as she works... (2/4 until A-)

>>867317
Schist feels empowered...and a tinge of gay. Wha--
>Sophomore English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Fanfiction Writer - You now have a +4 in speech rolls, and you can also forge any signature or note. You also are, like, 5% bisexual, because who the fuck writes fanfiction?

>>867319
Nous gains 3 followers in his special philosophy.

>>867331
Andrew finds people and desks and stuff, but anything could be a weight. He could also exercise manually or go to the Gym.

Red: Jack, 3 Freshmen
Blue: 3 Freshmen

A siren is on, but nobody can hear it. The wind is coming, harder than ever.
>>
>>867308
Continue studying science.

Ugh, keep missing sessions due to timezone differences
>>
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>867416
Keep wasting the Blue Team.
>>
>>867416
Go to the gym and lift the first thing I see, unless the thing could harm me
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>867416
FINALLY
>ENTER THE HALLWAY, MOTHERFUCKER
>ENLIGHTEN THESE SINFUL PAGANS OF THE GREAT OP. THE ONE AND TRUE GOD. SHOW THEM TRUE FAITH AND OMNIPOTENCE. RECRUIT THEM INTO MY CONCLAVE OF OPISTS. BUILD AN ARMY. BY THE WAY A CORE TEACHING IS "HOMEWORK IS BLASPHEMY"; COME CHILDREN.
>>
>>867416
Keep going
Look outside
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>867416
Become Philosopher-King of the school!
>>
>>867433
The dice gods really want this, OP
>>
>>867416
>Keep doing English.
>>
>>867416
Continue studying science.

Earlier post was ninja'ed by update.
>>
New player, joining in
Name: Ko
Gender: Female
>>
>>867417
Thirteen keeps studying... (1/3 to B-)

>>867421
Jack scores another one.

>>867424
Andrew lifts a bag of gym clothes. The owner looks at him with a kek look.

>>867433
Schist convinces 3 people to join him on his adventure.

>>867435
Glom finds that the outside is a murky gray sky... (3/4 until A-)

>>867441
Nous goes to the school; not many people are open to his wisdom.

>>867474
Blacker Baron continues English. (2/3 until B)

>>867606
Ko stands outside the school.

Red: Jack (Last Man Standing)
Blue: 2 Freshmen

HE COMES.
>>
>>867666
Keep studying
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>867666
>HE COMES.
Dad?

>MOAR! LET MINSTRELS SING OF THIS DAY.
>>
>>867666
Go find some weights and lift them
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>867666
"EN GARDE"
Try to knock out the last two.
>>
>>867666
>Finish the English lesson.
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>>867666
>Go to Science Class
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>867666
Don't you see! Live your life without considering its worth and you're no different from a sea slug!
Only I, who has knowledge of philosophy for dummies, am fit to lead us!
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>>867676
Glom finishes, but just as the door splits in half from the hinges!

>>867677
Schist only gets one more guy.
>Guild Members: 4
A loud sound cracks outside.

>>867679
Andrew finds there are no weights here...a loud bang is heard outside of the school, however.

>>867682
Jack knocks out a guy, incredibly, as the other opponent misses! A loud crash alerts both of their attention, but the game continues nonetheless.

>>867684
Blacker Baron finishes with a boom, quite literally outside.

>>867771
Ko go to Sco, ho. (1/3 until C+)

>>867810
Nous finds that his audience is...running? OH SHI--

As the school is doing their daily activities, a stray ray of fire explodes at the entrance, sending several unimportant students screaming. As the creature stands, towering over the youngest in the building, his voice shatters several windows.
"FILTHY MORTALS! I HAVE COME FOR THE ONE THEY CALL GLIMMER!"
The Senior uses Throw Football!
It goes over the school...then over the city...then, uh...that football isn't coming down anytime soon.
>>
>>867812
>Wait what the fuck?
>Whatever
>Study history
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>867812
"Well, that looks important but."
Knock out the last guy.
>>
>>867812
O-oh fuck uh...
Pretend that isn't happening at all and continue studying
>>
>>867812
Pay no attention to what is going on outside
>Continue on with Science class
>>
>>867812
Go outside
"Who's banging!?"
>>
>>867812
I'm at an A grade in English now, right?
What was the perk for that?

>Study History
>>
>>867812

Continue on in science class.
Say hi to Ko if she's in the same class. Maybe share some tips since Thirteen's just finished C grade.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>867812
Convert the senior to philosophicalism
>>
>>867821
Schist does History... (1/3 until Mastery)

>>867822
Jack slams the last guy.
>'Dodgeball - Competitive' Unlocked!
>'Dodgeball - Casual' Unlocked!
You have been given 1 Dodgeball.

>>867827
(Because I forgot, here:)
>Level Up!
>New Perk: y=mx+b(itch) - You have a +4 to ranged attacks and a wicked +2 to all other attack rolls. Let it rip.
Glom decides to ignore that and keep studying. (1/4 until A)

>>867850
Ko keeps studying Science... (2/3 until C+)

>>867873
>Freshman English Grade: B
Baron decides to go for History... (1/3 until C+)

>>867935
Thirteen says hi to Ko... (2/3 to B-)

>>867978
Nous tries to convince The Senior, but only manages to be a target.

The Senior picks up Nous and slams him into the ground! Holy fuck, he's hurt!
>>
>>867992
Keep studying
>>
>>867992
>Continue studying
>>
>>867935
>>867992
>Keep at Science
>Ko waves at Thirteen. She would happily accept some study help. She want good grades after all.
>>
>>868001
> More science!
> Sit together with Ko and trade notes.
And a new friend ^.^
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>867992
"Jesus."
Grab the dodgeball and enter the Senior fight, while throwing it. Of course.
"I challenge you to a duel!"
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>868010
Fornicate.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>867992
This pain is just proof that I'm alive.
Also, ow.
Rolling to get some pity-followers
>>
>>867855
>>867992
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>>868061
>nat 1
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>>867992
>Continue studying History.
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>>868072
This must be a calling from Fate. I should, perhaps, not fornicate with students.
>>
>>867996
Glom is fucking legendary right now. (2/4 until A)

>>867999
Schist feels himself grow historic. (2/3 until Mastery)

>>868001
>>868007
Study sessions!
>(Ko) Freshman Science Grade: C+
>(Thirteen) Freshman Science Grade: B-
>(Thirteen) Level Up!
>(Thirteen) New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>868010
Jack stuns The Senior!

>>868061
Asimov puts his dick in actual jacks, pretty much neutering him for good.

>>868065
Nous gets no followers. The three he already has look terrified and are waiting for commands.

>>868069
Andrew spots The Senior.

>>868088
Baron keeps going... (2/3 until C+)

The Senior recovers!
The Senior grabs Jack and shakes him all around!
Jack is dizzy!
>>
>>868200
KEEP WORKING
>>
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>868200
"Well, fuck you too."
Pull out the mop and smack the Senior in the face with it.
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>>868200
>Continue the intense Study Jam with Thirteen and offer him some Strawberry Flavored Pocky from your bag.
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>>868200
>hustle
>>
>>868200
Wait... Isn't Egghead the math perk? And witch doctor (alchemy) the science perk? So I should have WD instead.
> Intense science jam continues with Ko
> Accept the strawberry flavored pocky, and start searching bag for treats as well

>>868231
Thirteen's actually a girl *cries externally and pulls fluffy hoodie over face*
And that drawing is really neat. And really cute XD
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>868200
Walk up to the senior and put my gun to his head
"I'll fucking kill you if you don't stop!"
>>
>>868200
Follower 1, get the nurse. I can't feel my legs.
Followers 2 and 3, get some books on philosophy from the public library.
>>
>>868200
>Do more history.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>868200
Time to leave flesh thoughts behind and focus on serving the one true Lord.

>>868200
Divekick the Senior, in the name of the One.
>>
>>868257
>Follower 1
Make bombs
>Follower 2
Make bombs
>Follower 3
Make bombs
>Follower 4
Make bombs

Give them the keys to the chem cabinet.
>>
Rolled 8, 1, 17, 13 = 39 (4d20)

>>868324
Bless my rolls, OP.
>>
>>868205
Glimmer feels mighty. (3/4 until A)

>>868217
Jack uses Scruffy's Mop on The Senior! A surge makes Jack feel a little bit better, but The Senior looks a little bit worse. Could it be...?

>>868231
Ko keeps going. (1/3 until B-)

>>868264
Apologies. You now have Witch Doctor instead of Egghead.
Thirteen noms stuff and keeps it up. (1/3 to B)

>>868280
Andrew tomahawks the gun and falls flat on his face.

>>868292
Follower A is calling reinforcements... (1/2)
Followers B and C scavenge the library. You'll be notified if they find anything of importance.

>>868304
Baron has finished.
>Freshman History Grade: C-

>>868323
Asimov kicks The Senior! It does about nothing.

>>868324
>>868327
Schist commands his followers to create a bomb while he deals with the frontline.

The Senior grabs Andrew and Schist, then claps his hands! Both of them are pretty hurt now.
Jack is no longer dizzy.
>>
>>868371
What, oh shit I mean hustle as in finish the last (1/3) for history
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>868371
Throw the dodgeball at the senior!
"RUSH, PALS"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>868371
Heal my allies, Andrew and Schist, with the Light of the Lord!
>>
>>868371
>More Studies! Thirteen and Ko will be the smartest crafters in school!
>>
>>868371
Cry just a little bit
>>
>>868371
Keep on going
>>
>>868371
>Study English
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>868371
>Recruit more acolytes
>>
>>868371
>Follower 1
Make cocktails
>Follower 2
Make cocktails
>Follower 3
Make cocktails
>Follower 4
Make cocktails
>>
Rolled 2, 9, 13, 9 = 33 (4d20)

>>868428
This yields 4 separate cocktails upon success, correct?
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>868371
Shoot the senior in the head
"Inhale my dong!"
>>
>>868374
Oh.
>Sophomore History Grade: C
>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered
>New Class: Psychology

>>868377
Jack just manages to hit The Senior!

>>868379
Asimov manages to rub off Andrew's more recent gashes, preventing any extra damage.

>>868383
Ko continues in Science... (2/3 to B-)

>>868385
Nous decides to cry a bit. Mary rushes out of the school.

>>868400
>Sophomore Math Grade: A
Glimmer feels that her REAL conquest is coming to an end.

>>868405
Baron keeps going... (1/3 to B-)

>>868420
(Critical Success) Schist manages an incredible 6 new people to join, making his 10 player cap full!

>>868428
It appears only three Cocktails were made, because Follower A had an off day today.

>>868483
Andrew keeps fucking up.

The Senior is charging his punting foot...

Quest Paused - The fight continues, next time on Dragon Ball Z!
https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU
>>
>>868493
KEEP GOING
>>
>>868493
>Continue learning English.

Wasn't my English at a B before? Why is it a C now?
>>
>>868493
>Study more in Science with Thirteen.
>>
>>868493
>Psychology
Love you, man.

>Study psychology
>>
>>868520
For some reason, the sheets were mixed up. You currently have a B+ and are working towards an A-. Sorry about that.
>>
Rolled 2, 7, 16, 5, 8, 1, 9, 19, 10, 5 = 82 (10d20)

>>868493
>>868533
All followers brew cocktails
>>
>>868536
So I currently have x4 cocktails, one crit 20 success concoction, a police baton, and a taser?
>>
>>868549
>crit 20 success concoction
MYSTERY concoction
>>
>>868493
Science buddies with Ko, more science!

We'll probably keep going even into Sophomore probably
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>868493
Shoot senior in head
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>868493

Bask Schits in the light of the Lord!
>>
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>868493
Mop the fucker.
>>
>>868650
I'm not fighting, bro. Soon.
>>
>>868493
Oh. If I listen carefully, I can hear the English class take place. Might as well learn something.
>>
>>868493
Decide to stay at home today and search my room for something fun to do.
>>
>>868493

It's time to realise our wrongdoings.
> Apply for Hall monitor
Probably have to go to the principal for that, right?
>>
>>868496
Glimmer is starting to go beyond all levels of knowledge. (1/4 until Mastery)

>>868520
>>868536
Blacker Baron continues with English... (2/3 until A-)

>>868525
Ko keeps studying in Science.
>Freshman Science Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.

>>868533
Schist decides to study his new class. (1/4 until C+)

>>868542
Six cocktails have been created.

>>868549
You now have Cocktail (10), a Mysterious Device, a Police Baton, and a Low-Voltage Taser.

>>868580
Thirteen continues Science with Ko... (2/3 until B)

>>868645
Andrew finally manages to pop a bullet into The Senior! He groans out in pain.

>>868650
Asimov finds that Schist isn't there, and he has no holy light in the first place.

>>868765
(Critical Success) Jack manages to suck more life out of The Senior, but he isn't going down yet!

>>868788
Nous decides to dedicate himself to English... (1/3 until C+)

>>869116
Pan0 finds a TV, but there's really not much here.

>>869790
The Principal's Office is locked for whatever reason, but the staff don't need a hall monitor anytime soon.

The Senior uses Punt!
Asimov takes critical damage, sending him to the ground in blood! He isn't down yet, though.
>>
>>870242
>Study
>>
Rolled 9, 9, 8, 11, 16, 15, 14, 2, 8, 12 = 104 (10d20)

>>870242
All make molotov cocktails
>>
>>870242

Preposterous.
But I shall continue my studies anyways.
> Science it is.
>>
>>870242
Just watch some TV. See what's on the news today.
>>
>>870242
>Same as the last 4 times, Study with Thirteen and become a mad scientist.
Then later I'll switch over to English for the speech perks.

Here is a picture too. I didn't know what Thirteen looked like.
>>
>>870242
Keep going
>>
>>870242
Keep shooting that fucker
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>870275
>>
>>870246
Schist keeps learning Psychology... (2/4 until C+)

>>870247
Nine new cocktails are put next to the stash. That's...a lot.

>>870248
Aleera does Science... (1/3 to A)

>>870251
Pan0 watches some news, but all of it is completely gay; one channel is bitching about who won a completely democratic vote, another is talking about how the Egyptians are actually aliens, and another one is a shitty marathon of old, no-nostalgic-value cartoons.

>>870253
Ko keeps studying Science... (1/3 until B)

>>870260
Glimmer believes. (2/4 until Mastery)

>>870275
>>870276
Andrew keeps firing! The Senior is injured!

The Senior grabs a slab of cement and throws it at Andrew...and it fucking misses!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>870324
Keep shooting
"This is what happens when you fuck with me!"
>>
>>870324
>Continue
>>
>>870324
>Study Science more with Thirteen
>>
>>870324
KEEP GOING
>>
Rolled 1, 15, 20, 6, 7, 4, 7, 1, 12, 13 = 86 (10d20)

>>870324
>>
>>870324

Don't think I'm going to stop here!
>>870331
> Working in groups? Oh, ok. I'll just join these guys over there, and it won't be awkward at all!
LET'S DO SCIENCE TOGETHER!
YAY!
>>
>>870324
"Well whatever then."
Go to school in my pajamas and go to the gym.
>>
>>870326
Andrew pops another bullet in. The Senior is getting weak...

>>870330
Schist continues playing mind games. (3/4 until C+)

>>870331
Ko continues to study Science. (2/3 until B)

>>870332
Glimmer feels her power rising... (3/4 until Mastery)

>>870337
Seven more cocktails...

>>870345
Aleera is becoming a madman. (2/3 until A)

>>870364
Pan0 decides to head to the gym. There's some games here, with promised prizes of cash and...perks?
-Dodgeball
-Basketball
-Sharks and Minnows

The Senior falls to his knees...
"I feel her power. She's close. I...I can't fail now. I have...to insult...the fucking nerd..."
>>
Rolled 16, 13, 13, 8, 5, 12, 8, 11 = 86 (8d20)

>>870390
>Study

>8 followers make cocktails
>>
Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d20)

>>870390
>2 throw cocktails (1 each) at bully

No one touches my future super soldier.
>>
>>870390
Play Sharks and Minnows in muh pajamas
>>
>>870390
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SQUAT ON TOP OF MY DESK AND YELL CHEEKI BREEKI TO FINISH STUDYING. CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>870390
FINISH HIM with the gun
>>
>>870390
>Continue studying English.
>>
>>870345
>>870390
>Continue Studying and nervously greet the new, slightly smarter, student.
>>
>>870390

>Implying I'm not already a lowlife piece of science obsessed trash
Keep at it.
>>
>>870392
>Psychology Grade: C+
The Followers return to tell you that they ran out of rags and alcohol. These are all the molotovs you have.

>>870396
Followers A and B light The Senior on fire...he stands, on one knee, doused in flame.

>>870397
Pan0 decides to line up to play Sharks and Minnows.

Objective: Get to the other side of the gym without being tagged. As more people get tagged and become 'sharks', it'll be harder to get to the other side. The goal is to be the last man standing.
Prize (12-15): $25
Prize (16-19): $50
Prize (20+): $100

>>870399
Glimmer has become a mathematical god.
>Sophomore Math Grade: A+
>1 of 4 Sophomore Classes Mastered
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

>>870402
Andrew fires at The Senior...

>>870404
Blacker Baron finishes with English.
>Freshman English Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.

>>870405
Ko studies hard.
>Freshman Science Grade: B

>>870412
Aleera keeps at it.
>Freshman Science Grade: A

The Senior suddenly stands mighty.
"MY WORK IS NOT DOOOOONE!"
The Senior swings and misses!
The Senior clips Andrew!
The Senior hits Andrew!
Andrew is on his last legs!
The Senior hits Follower B!
Follower B has died.
>Schist's Guild Members: 9
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>870568
Enter God Mode.
>>
>>870568
>More Science please. I want an A+ before moving onto English. Ko should also ask what Anime her two study buddies like.
>>
>>870568

Not finished yet!
>>
>>870577
With science, that is.
>>
>>870568
im gay
>>
>>870574

I like Bitter sweet, like PMMM and Hellsing Ultimate. You know, the OVA?
Also slice of life.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>870568
>Follower B died
MotherFUCKER

>Study
>Logically speaking, this isn't worth. But... Follower A AVENGE OUR KIN
>>
>>870568
Be very proud of myself and give the math teacher a smug slav look.
>>
Rolled 11, 2, 6, 17, 9, 20, 20, 12 = 97 (8d20)

>>870586
Aw...

Well anyway,
>everyone else be good boy and girls and go make daddy some money. Hussle hallway kids. Stay FAR away from bullies.
>>
>>870568
hi
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>870568
Run away
Fire at the senior while fleeing!
(Rolling for pot shot)
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>870568
Wake up. Take apart the Matador, and with it's parts, turn the Mop into the closest thing to a sword that I can do.
>>
>>870611
what should i do
>>
>>870611
hi
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>870568
Okay, play sharks and minnows
>>
>>870681
what should i do
>>
>>870568
>Keep doing English.
>>
>>870685
Stop being a faggot, that's one.
>>
>>870568
I am a history buff
>>
>>870685
You need to fucking kill yourself. Removing yourself from the gene pool will help humanity a little bit.
>>
>>870689
Study history, man
>>
>>870689
i start reading MIEN KAMPF for "learning purposes"
>>
>>870573
Asimov feels pretty good right now.

>>870574
Ko keeps studying... (1/3 until B+)

>>870577
Aleera keeps going... (1/3 until Mastery)

>>870583
>>870599
>>870671
>>870681
>>870685
>>870689
Wyatt stands outside the school. The world is doomed.

>>870586
Follower A is completely useless currently.

>>870589
The teacher gives you a cheeky grin...mostly because he doesn't know half of what you wrote down on your latest assignment.

>>870592
The eight followers go out to scout money-making opportunities...you'll be notified when you can control them again.

>>870598
Andrew fucks up, but gets a decent scalp.

>>870647
Jack manages to fuck with Scruffy's Mop/Bladed Steel Leg... (1/3)

>>870684
Pan0 survives the first round just at the minimum, but she must roll a 9 or higher for the next round.

>>870686
Blacker Baron does more English. (1/3 until A)

The Senior punches Jack! Shit, this is actually getting intense.
The Senior punches Andrew!
Andrew is in peril!
The Senior slams into Asimov!
Asimov is on his last legs...
>>
>>870801
Keep working while giving the senior the bird.
>>
>>870801
>I clearly said to flee
Flee
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>870801
Alright, here we go!
>>
>>870801
Go see what is all the commotion about
>>
>>870801
>Keep studying English
>>
>>870801

What is this sensation coming over me?
> Let's find out! Continue
>>
>>870801
>Science!
Ko tells her new friends that she enjoys One Piece, Reborn, Parasyte, etc. She goes on about the various animes she enjoys, mentioning things like One Punch Man and he dislike of Tokyo Ghoul.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>870801
>Schist continues studying
>Follower A assists Andrew in escaping and escapes him/herself as well. I guess this reduces the difficulty of his DC?
>>
>>870837
The manga for Tokyo Ghoul was good. The anime was crap.
>>
>>870837

>Give them a glance of "filthy casual", with an intensity of 2/10, since there were some pretty decent choices in there.
>>
>>870872
>"What? What's with the look? Something I said?"
>>
>>870987
ima go into the school
>>
>>870812
Jack continues while making himself a target. (2/3)

>>870813
Andrew bails from the fight.

>>870815
Pan0 does it! The next round needs to be 10 or higher...seems like the minimum goes up by one every time.

>>870831
Glimmer exits the room...and falls to her knees at the pure sight of it all. The entire fight stops as The Senior looks directly at you.

>>870834
Baron keeps getting comfy with the language... (2/3 until A)

>>870835
Aleera finds her art has been coming to an end now. Science is her calling. (2/3 until Mastery)

>>870837
Science indeed, Ko! (2/3 until B+)

>>870846
Follower A bails as well, leaving Starlight pretty much alone.
Schist does more Psychology. (2/4 until B-)

>>871216
Wyatt, please reply to only my posts.
Wyatt goes into the school. It appears he could go to Math, Science, History, or English, or he could go to the Gym to play minigames. He could also fight bullies out of their cash, or go to the Gun Store down the street.

The Senior looks at Glimmer, and only Glimmer.
"So, you have arrived."
The Senior, bloody and bruised, gets into a battle position for the last time. He won't be able to live after this fight...will you?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>871382
>>
>>871388
Yep, that was pretty much expected there. But hey! Dubs!
>>
>>871382
Work.
>>
>>871382
"Eh fuck this I'm going to study history"
Just walk away to history class
>>
>>871382

Yes! I can see it now!

I'm not even close to building an exo-suit.
Yet.
> This shall be finished
>>
>>871382
>Finish the English lesson

So can I get A+?
>>
>>871382
>More Science please. All of the Science. Just ignore all the fire and explosions outside.
>>
>>871382
i want to go to history
>>
>>871382
Having fallen in asleep in class due to being unused to the timezones, Thirteen once again continues sciencing and asks Ko for tips this time.

>>870837
Having fallen asleep in class, Thirteen replies that she likes Full Metal Alchemist, Madoka Magica and OPM. She's still quite new to anime, and so asks for some recommendations.
>>
>>871553
Oops, meant One Piece (OP) instead of OPM (one punch man), though I guess the latter is fine too.
>>
>>871553

>wispering to 13 "Homura did nothing wrong!"
>>
>>871388
Pan0, sadly, can't make it across.
You gained $0.

>>871403
Jack finds that he can fuse the power of the life stealing mop, and the durability of the rod...and...
Bladed Mop of the Fallen Janitor
It steals life, it stabs dudes!

>>871404
Glimmer tries to go back to class, but a rush and a grab throws Glim outside. The Senior holds a definite grudge against your intelligence, like, holy fuck.

>>871412
Aleera finishes it all.
>Sophomore Science Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

>>871451
Baron is really good at English now.
>Freshman English Grade: A
Yes.

>>871478
Ko decides to ignore the pile of intense outside. (2/3 until B+)

>>871536
Wyatt goes into history class. (1/3 until C+)

>>871553
Thirteen completes her Science.
>Freshman Science Grade: B

The Senior rushes Glim and throws her into the air!
Glimmer is flying towards the ground!
>>
>>871650
Watch the fight
>>
>>871650
>>871561
>>871616
>Onward with Science.
"Well, what kind of anime are you interested in? There are all kinds of anime to watch! There are Anime's from giant robot battles to innocent Rom-Com's." She says to Thirteen.
>>
>>871650

There is only ne way from here, and you know that!

... Lunchbreak! Time for the last slice of Sp-ude-apeno sandwich!
Share it with Ko and 13, if they accept.

And write a form in order to apply for hall monitor.
You know they need one.
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>871650
Using "Matador", stab the Senior.
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>>871650
Science shall continue!

>>870253
Thank you for the picture :D
>>871689
*stares at profile >>857945* Erm, preferably something a bit more 'psychological' is the term? Like Madoka Magica.
Also, I do have a fondness for giant robots and interesting battles though, like in Code Geass.

>>871616
Except until Rebellion happened.
Still love the Homu though. Nothing like lots of dakka and heartbreak.
>>
>>871650
Climb to the roof of the school
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>871650
save myself by squatting
Throw the shitty pen at the Senior
>>
>>871650
I do homework
>>
>>871695
Sure! Add a recommendation and endorsement to Aleera's hall monitor form if allowed.

>>871741
Actually I think 'tragedy' & 'psychological' are the terms I was looking for.
>>
>>871650
>Study
>Follower A busiest him/herself by being a relative creep and staring are study in hopes of achieving religious enlightenment
>>
>>871760

Oh, there is this one dude!
He is in debt, pretty much all the time.
Ans he gambles.
But it's not gambling!
But psychological warfare!
"Kaiji", look it up.
> Zawa Zawa intensifies
>>
>>871783
>Follower A busiest him/herself by being a relative creep and staring are study in hopes of achieving religious enlightenment
Clean: follower A busies him/herself by being a relative creep and staring at Schist study in hopes of achieving religious enlightenment.

Typos, man.
>>
>>871668
Andrew watches in awe.

>>871689
Ko does more science.
>Freshman Science Grade: B+

>>871695
Aleera finds that they really don't need hall monitors. Like, no position for it at all.

>>871700
Jack cuts The Senior, but no life is stolen.

>>871741
Thirteen keeps on pumping. (1/3 until B+)

>>871744
Andrew tries to do two actions at once, so he just watches the fight.

>>871748
Starlight throws the pen...and with a stroke of luck, it blows up in The Senior's face! She uses her weight to squat and roll down The Senior's back to land safely.
The Senior can't see!

>>871752
Pedro keeps doing work... (2/3 until C+)

>>871783
>>871812
Schist studies while Follower A stands idly; seems like he doesn't understand the most basic of it. (3/4 until C+)

The Senior spends this turn wiping the ink out of his eyes.
"You fucking geek! I'll make sure you pay for this!"
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>871986
Shoot the Senior from far away
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>871986
"AAAA"
Do the Andalucia attack (flurry of stabs and slashes)
>>
>>871986
>Finish studying
>Schist decides to dub Follower A Norman the dudette regardless of Follower A's true name or gender for the ease of my mentioning of Follower A in the future.
>Follower A remains as is.
>>
>>871986
quiz myself in a rocky style montage
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>871986
Get up
Make some sort of JoJo line,adjust my non-existent hat,and ORAORAORAORA THE FUCK OUT OF THE SENIOR
>>
>>871986
>More Studies in Science. I want to be like Sensei Aleera. Decline her Sandwich offer.
>>
>>871986
>Continue doing English
>>
>>871986
More science.

>>872123
Need to catch up with senpai Ko :3
Who is apparently chasing sensei Aleera.

Maybe we should just form a science (study) club?
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>871986
God-Mode punch the Senior in the sternocleidomastoideus.
>>
>>872027
Andrew manages to get an incredibly well-aimed shot!

>>872032
Jack does another slash!

>>872052
Schist finishes. Norman claps.
>Psychology Grade: C+

>>872109
Wyatt finishes studying History.
>History Grade: C+

>>872116
Glim fires a furious flurry of fists, flying free flinging on the foul fuck's football fittings!

>>872123
Ko keeps going at Science... (1/3 until A-)

>>872139
Blacker Baron is done.
>Freshman English Grade: A

>>872420
Thirteen continues with her Science rampage... (2/3 until B+)

The Senior falls to the ground...
"You...have grown stronger and luckier than I have expected...but I will return, child. Return to end your mortal existence and make you RUE THE DAY THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD MESS WITH THE GREAT SL--"

>>872579
Asimov charges and punches The Senior in the nutshack, completely decomposing all existence of his physical form! His clothes fall to the ground.

You have won the battle!
Prizes: Football Jersey, Shoulder Pads
>>
>>872825
Take the shoulder Pads, m8
>>
>>872825
Take the football jersey
>>
>>872825
>Study science.
>>
>>872825
work on english
>>
>>872825
>More Science. Ko thinks a club would be a wonderful idea. They could all dig together, make things, and watch Anime together! She thinks that Thirteen would like Parasyte since they seem to like drama. They are a bit concerned about the Gore, but given that they watched Magica no problem. It should be smooth sailing.
>>
>>872825
>Study
>Norman makes me tea
>>871695
They don't need one because all hall monitors are dead by the 2nd day, executed by the sheer perpetual stupidity and danger that festers within the school walls.
>>
>>872825
RAWR. Science rampage continues.

>>872914
Yesh slack science club is go!
Now we just need to get to Sophomore Science A first -.-
>>
>>872831
Jack takes the shoulder pads; they seem to give extreme defense to anyone who wears them.
You now have the ability to take much less damage.

>>872835
Starlight puts on the jersey; she finds herself knowing the right things to say all the time, making her the real MVP.
You now have +2 to speech rolls; this will stack with any perks you may receive.

>>872861
Blacker Baron feels himself getting strong. (1/3 until Mastery)

>>872862
Wyatt works on English. (1/3 until B-)

>>872914
Ko keeps working while thinking about starting a club. (2/3 until A-)

>>872915
Schist decides to keep going... (1/4 until B-)
Norman makes Schist some tea for his work. It's...calming, considering Schist is sitting alone in a completely wooden...more of an office than a room, really.

>>873110
Thirteen completes her rampage. Kind of.
>Freshman Science Grade: B+
>>
>>873123
Go study history.
>>
>>873123
do more english
>>
>>873123
>Study
>Norman ponders the intricacies of life.
>>
>>873123
Squat and go to history class
"Cheeki breeki..."
>>
>>873123
>Study science.
>>
>>873123
>More Science, All of the Science.
>>
>>873123
Pray.
>>
>>873123
Welp, go study Science I guess.
>>
>>873128
Jack keeps studying... (1/3 until A)

>>873136
Wyatt does more English. (2/3 until B-)

>>873146
Schist keeps studying... (2/4 until B-)
Norman can't seem to dig deep enough.

>>873154
Glimmer decides to go somewhere new; History. (1/3 until C+)

>>873157
Blacker Baron is close... (2/3 until Mastery)

>>873169
Ko does it!
>Freshman Science Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Define "Religion" - With a +3 to creating potions and other mixtures, you can also gain a +1 to crafting stuff. Rock on.

>>873171
Asimov prays. OP feels a bit modest.

>>873192
Pan0 decides to go into Science... (1/3 until C+)
>>
>>873202
STUDY
>>
>>873202
Continue studying in my pajamas
>>
>>873202
Keep studying and wave hi to the clearly smarter history student
>>
>>873202
>A few more Sciences
>>
>>873202
Ordinarily I would leave English class at this point, but I still can't feel my legs, so I'll keep listening I guess.
>>
>>873202
>Continue
>Norman takes a nap

I completed freshman history, right, OP?
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>>873202
more english
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>>873202

Follow Jack. Look at him nonstop.
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>>873202
More science?

I was kinda hoping for something biology related though.
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>>873285
Or, something like Art class? I'm all for Biology if it is there. same with Art. Both classes seem cool.
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>>873202
>Continue studying science.
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>>873218
Jack is a historic maniac. (2/3 until A)

>>873222
Pan0 is a savage and just nails it.
>Freshman Science Grade: C+

>>873223
Glimmer waves to Jack. (2/3 until C+)

>>873228
Ko does more science. (1/3 until A)

>>873230
Nous keeps looking at English. (2/3 until C+)

>>873237
Yep.
Schist is studying harder... (3/4 until B-)
Norman sleeps.

>>873267
Wyatt completes some English.
>Freshman English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>873273
Asimov stares holes into Jack's head as he works.

>>873285
Thirteen keeps going on Science... (1/3 until A-)

>>873336
Blacker Baron has done it.
>Sophomore Science Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

This is the part of the thread where I ask you all to go on an easter egg hunt; please collect all your grades from Math, History, Science, and English, as well as any extra classes you have, and post them this post. I'll collect them after to make post times way easier and to keep track of everyone. The next post for the quest will be tomorrow morning, 9CST-ish.
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>>873495
>History: Soon to be A
>All other classes: C
Learn.
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>>873495
Keep studying
>Math Grade Freshman&Sophmore:A+
>History:C-
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>>873495
>Science: A-
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>>873495
Math: C
History: C
Science: C
English: C
Philosophy: A++

Finish English.
Where are my followers?
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>>873495
ima go eat
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>>873495

Schist

Sophmore B- English
Freshman A+ History
Freshman B- Science
Freshman C Math
Psychology B-

(24) cocktails
(4) bombs
(1) mystery device (crit 20 brew)
(1) police baton
(1) low-voltage police taser
______

>Study the last 1/4 to actually get that psychology B-
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>>873544
Also, 9/10 followers
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>>873495

Asimov

Sophmore B- English
Freshman A+ History
Freshman B- Science
Freshman C Math
Psychology B-

(24) cocktails
(4) bombs
(1) mystery device (crit 20 brew)
(1) police baton
(1) low-voltage police taser
______

>Study the last 1/4 to actually get that psychology B-
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>>873660
Also, 9/10 followers
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>>873495
Science: C+
History: B-
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>>873495
English A
History C-
Science C
$55 in wallet
>Keep studying science
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>>873495
Continue studying Science in my pajamas. I'm assuming everyone else at school noticed I'm only wearing my PJs.
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>>873725
Forgot name.
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>>873495
Go around asking other players for money
"I helped kill that senior guy. He was a real faggot ass fucker, could I have some moola to buy more fire power?"
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>>873495

Thirteen:
Science: 1/3 A-
Math: C
(All Freshman level)
Good friends with Ko and Aleera.
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>>873495

Aleera
Scientific, science obscessed piece of lowlife trash.
Also "friends" with Ko and 13, apparently (Associates with same interrests, I'm a sociopath after all)

> Sophmore Science: C
> Freshman Science: Master

> Fill in a form to create a Science Club.
> Also include a 70'' plasma TV on the material list. With Netflix.

After that, I shall continue my Studies!
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>>875031
Verification

>>873735

Depends, really.
Any motive, or just plain?
Female, was it?
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>>875098
Yes, I am female.
No real motive. Just asking.
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>>875481
Motive in terms of design. Like Star wars logo PJs.
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>>873495
penis
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>>875578
Oh, you mean a motif. Um, green plaid probably.
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>>873495
wake up as Harvey the somewhat delusional male mad scientist
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>>873502
Jack finishes more History.
>Freshman History Grade: A

>>873505
Glimmer does History too.
>Freshman History Grade: C+

>>873510
Nous finishes his English.
>Freshman English Grade: C+

>>873516
Wyatt goes to the lunchroom and finds five groups of people in the middle of some sort of conflict.

>>873544
Schist finally finishes.
>Psychology Grade: B-
>New Perk: Mind Games - You know the mind in and out, with a stacked +4 to all speech rolls. This applies and adds to any perk you currently have on speech rolls.

>>873660
>>873668
Uh...what?

>>873725
Blacker Baron continues his studies in Science. (1/4 until C+)

>>873735
Pan0 keeps going on Science while realizing she forgot anything except her PJs. (1/3 until B-)

>>874253
Andrew is just being a faggot.

>>875031
Aleera decides to create a guild called the Science Club. You can ask anyone if they want to join, or convince NPCs to join you later on. The maximum amount of guild members is 10.

>>875598
Harvey wakes up outside of the school.

>tfw 11 players
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU
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>>875610
LEAN
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>>875611
LEARN
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>>875610
Keep doing history
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>>875610
Continue studying in my PJs.
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>>875610
I finally found it
the 'Organization' disguised there facility as a simple school
and I'm already enrolled as a student here

well then let me check today's agenda
......
seems I have History first

walk to the History class
try not to look suspicious while doing so
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>875610
>Recruit more

>+4...stacked
WTF. I have a +8 to all speech rolls now?

By the way, what happened to my acolytes? It's been a while now.
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>>875610
Awesome.
Let's continue studying Science.
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>>875611
>>875612
Jack tilts to the side while learning. (1/3 until Mastery)

>>875614
Glimmer does more History. (1/3 until B-)

>>875625
Pan0 keeps studying Science. (2/3 until B-)

>>875634
Harvey walks into History. (1/3 until C+)

>>875665
Schist's guild is standing outside at the ready; he should really give this coalition a name.
Another Follower arrives.
>Schist's Guild Members: 10

>>875672
Aleera decides to go to the next level of Science. (1/4 until C+)
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>>875738
Keep doing some history
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>>875738

Hells yes, let's continue.
I shall wait for Ko and 13 to join us on a later point of time, so I can ask them personally if they want to join.
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>>875738
LEARN
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>>875625

Invite Pan0 to join learning with us, and compliment their taste in PJs.
Inviting them to the Science Club comes later though.
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>>875738
>Science studies
>Ko would be happy to join Aleera's Guild.
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>>875738
>>875760
Agree to learn with Aleera and continue studying.
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>>875738
keep learning
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>>875744
Glimmer does MORE History. (2/3 until B-)

>>875749
Aleera studies hard. (2/4 until C+)

>>875752
Jack is learning serious shit. (2/3 until Mastery)

>>875762
Ko does Science stuff. (2/3 until A)
Ko has joined the Science Club.
>Science Club Members: 2

>>875773
Pan0 studies Science.
>Freshman Science Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.
Pan0 has joined the Science Club.
>Science Club Members: 3

>>875792
Harvey keeps going at History... (2/3 until C+)
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>>875798
LEARN
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>>875798
>Some more Science Studies please.
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>>875738
>Walk into the lunchroom with Norman and the new recruit.

>Who has the best weapons?
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>>875798
LEARN
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>>875738
>Schist's guild is standing outside at the ready; he should really give this coalition a name.
Cult of OP. Also, does that mean I can now control them once more? If so, have them tag along with me to the lunchroom. Did they make any money while out?
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>>875798
History C+ get
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>>875762
> Ko is here by declared as CEO.
That means I'm just the head of ths guild, but not their leader.
It's like the head of state and their generals.
13, if they accept, will be Ko's second in command.

In terms of leadership controll:
Aleera
V
Ko > 13 > anyone else
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>>875798

MAXIMUM GAINS.
In terms if gaining knowledge that is.

Pan0 will probably be head officer, who shall command our troops.

Gonna take a shower, continue learning while I'm away. Won't take long.
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>>875845
Also, Aleera.
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>>875850
>"Thanks for the CEO position. But, what do CEO's do again? Especially in a Science club of all things? Aren't CEO's kind of a business position? I should be Head researcher or something else fancy and Science-like. Just saying."
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>>875873

> Well, you can decide on the title.
> You are in controll, I'm just here to make sure no internarl crisis happens.
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>>875798
>Continue studying science.
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>>875933
"Okie dokie! Just letting you know, I'll be heading off to English after I ace Science. I actually want to get better penmenship while I am here if I ever want to be a Japanese Translator, or even a Manga Producer! I'll be right back to work with you on science stuff though, so don't you worry! Anyway, I'll just call myself the Head Researcher and change it later when I think of something more royal and sugoi."
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>>875978

Yeah... maybe I should study something else too...
Ha, who are we kidding.
... Maybe math, yeah, that's neccecary too.
But onky after I finished all semesters of Science.
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>>875798
Check in with followers A B and C
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>>875798
Train my thumb.
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>>875800
Jack has done it.
>Sophomore History Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

>>875803
Ko does more Science stuff.
>Freshman Science Grade: A

>>875810
>>875819
Schist leads the Cult of OP to the lunchroom. One of the followers step forward.
>"Uh, yeah, about tha--"
Schist is then stopped by a man much taller and older than him, wearing...a medieval helmet. A real one.
>"Are you the one they call Schist?"

>>875818
Glimmer learns!
>Freshman History Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>875822
Here you go, Harv!
>Freshman History Grade: C+

>>875845
Science is fucking happening for Aleera over here. (3/4 until C+)

>>875953
Blacker Baron continues his Science. (2/4 until C+)

>>876347
Nous finds that his guild is in the library, collecting a few books about the human mind. Neat.

>>876425
Asimov...trains his thumb.
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>>877072
KEEP GOING, FAGGOT
GOTTA GET PERK
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>>877072
Read that shit
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>>877072
C+ is okay but it's time to aim higher
hit the books like the fist of the north star
(keep studying history)
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>>877072
Keep learning shit up
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>>877072
Okie dokie
>Wave bye to Aleera and Thirteen for the moment and go over to English class to learn that. All while ignoring the after math of whatever happened to the school. Someone should really handle these random fires though.
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Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>877072
>"Do not raise your faithful hand, good missionary. You have heard wrong. I am indeed Schist, and I am a faithful follower of his lord's and holy Christ's teachings, a staunch follower, like you, of the holy triad: father, spirit, son. I have been preaching to our pagan population in hopes of enlightening, and have been reaping success in place of our blessed son of Christ. However, the devil is displeased at this, spreading false rumors and warping my words in the minds of my fellow followers of the lord. Now I strive to relinquish his hold over this school. Please, help me. Help the lord."
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>>877171
FUCK. Me. Well if this does succeed, and if he joins the guild, just swap him with the latest recruit. Kick that recruit for this new one.
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>>877072
>More science
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>>877078
JESUS UH OKAY (1/4 until C+)

>>877094
Nous decides to read a book...wait...due to bad rolls, this is a book on illusions to trick the mind? Does the color splotch say 32 or 69? Motherfucker!

>>877095
Harvey decides to keep going on History. (1/3 until B-)

>>877097
Glimmer keeps learning some History. (1/3 until B)

>>877118
Ko decides to go to English. (1/3 until C+)

>>877171
(Failure) The man doesn't buy it.
>"Child, I saw your men rob one of my guild's lemonade stands-- a symbol of our profit-- and steal a sum of 50 dollars from the Legion of Light. We demand our cash back, or there will be consequenses."

>>877263
Blacker Baron continues doing Science as OP realizes he did a stupid thing a long time back. (3/4 until C+)
>Sophomore English Grade: C
>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered

The Cult of OP has negative relations with the Legion of Light.
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>>877308
KEEP WORKING
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>877308
Ah, yes. The theory of gestalts. The splotch appears to say "32" but in fact it is merely a bunch of splotches which our minds futilely attempt to assign a pattern to. How enlightening.
Read a different book.
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>>877308
KEEP LEARNING
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>>877308
keep studying history
we don't want to repeat the greatest mistakes of human history
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>877308
What the fudge. I told them to hussle kids in the hallways, not freaking rob a lemonade stand.

>Act suprised
>"I assure you, the devil took hold of my fellowship. I am ashamed to admit this. I will return your profit, if I can find it. But in return, you must aid me in quelling the Devil's hold on our school. He too has affected you, for Christ would not encourage a man to such violence against his own brother of faith."
>Norman, fetch the 50.

Hoping to repair relationship or get an ally...again. Hopefully this'll work.
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>>877308
>More English please
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>>877308
>Study science
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>>877337
I just realized that I've been spelling HUSTLE incorrectly. Don't repeat my mistake, kids.
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>>877314
AAAA FUCK JACK + HISTORY = GOOD (2/4 until C+)

>>877327
Nous finds that his excellent understanding of the book attracts two people into his group.
>Meaningless Construct Members: 5/10

>>877332
Glimmer learns more historical things. (2/3 until B)

>>877334
Harv keeps studying History too. (2/3 until B-)

>>877337
(Success) Schist manages to sway the elder leader of the Legion.
>"Very well, but I shan't help your crusade on religion. Things must be the way they are for a solemn reason. Now, the money?"
Norman whispers into Schist's ear.
>"Eh, boss? We kinda spent the cash on celebratory root beer floats. We got ten for you, though."

>>877342
Ko does more English. (2/3 until C+)

>>877345
Blacker Baron does more.
>Sophomore Science Grade: C+
>Considering OP fucked up beforehand, he believes he should fix the fact you mastered English and Science on this turn. This info is correct:
>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered
>New Class: Language
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>>877424
KEEP GOING
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>>877424
KEEP GOING THIS ERECTION CAN'T CONTROL ITSELF
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>>877424
>Focus on studying English.
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>>877424
study more
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>>877424
>What the FUCK, Norman.
>"It seems they have been stolen...by root bear float-purchasing ruffians. I will retake them for you. Meanwhile, what do you wage war here? And aren't you a little too old to be in high school?
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>>877492
>Have my 8 other followers get JOBS.
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>877492
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>>877492
Scratch this. Substitute it with this:
>"It seems they have been stolen by a group who worships steel? Do you know anything of this brother?"
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>>877424
>survey what weapons are in the lunchroom
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>>877424
>Study language
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>877424
Host an ice cream social for everyone in the school to discuss philosophy
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>>877424
Continue studying.
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>>877429
Glimmer keeps going.
>Freshman History Grade: B

>>877433
Jack does more History, holy fuck. (3/4 until C+)

>>877449
Ko studies hard.
>Freshman English Grade: C+

>>877458
Harvey finishes up.
>Freshman History Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>877492
>>877506
>>877524
>>877543
The Cult of OP leave Schist alone; unfortunately, he already rolled, so I can't allow him to change it without a call for metagaming. His first command goes through.
>"Hm. Unfortunate. I am 18, child, but with a destiny to uphold! The Sun shall be our guide to glorious victory against these other factions!"
The Legion of Light (which looks to be extremely powerful, considering they have secured plastic tub/poster board walls, water balloon cannons with ammo, among other goods like bread and fruit) cheer behind him, praising the holy light.

>>877579
As it appears, the Steel Order looks to be the most secured, but you can't see anything inside the base-- the blue, green, and non-colored factions look a bit less suited up, but still enough to put a small scouting group in place. All of them have people, ranging to 15 to almost 30. Shit.

>>877612
Blacker Baron gets into Language. (1/3 until C+)

>>877667
Nous, unfortunately, finds that the school's ice cream stock was bought out. No, really, that's canon.

>>877739
Pan0 studies Science. (1/3 until B)
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>>877753
Just work or somethin whatever.
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>>877753
Continue studying in my PJs
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>>877753
>continue English
>>
d
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>>877753
>More english
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>877753
>Convince him to lend me a few of his weaponry to assist in my own combat with the forces of anti-light.
>Add this at the end: "PRAISE THE HOLY LIGHT!"
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>>877753
I can't stop now
must
study
more
history
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>>877757
>Sophomore History Grade: C+

>>877758
Pan0 keeps going... (2/3 until B)

>>877772
Blacker Baron keeps studying Language. (2/4 until C+)

>>877778
Ko keeps going at English. (1/3 until B-)

>>877784
The Legion of Light's leader mulls over this...
"Tell you what. If you give us the ten now, we'll give you a weapon of low quality to get us the rest of the money back."

>>877785
Harvey just keeps going! (1/3 until B)
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>>877868
Learn.
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>>877868
>No problem. Make the deal.
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>>877868
>Some more History Studies please
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>>877873
Then afterwards, approach the Steel Order
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>>877868
nothing is gonna stop me from knowing all the important dates and figures of the grandest human achievements
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>>877868
Have all of the Meaningless Constructs preach the lack of inherent meaning in the universe in the hallways
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Rolled 19, 7, 17, 6, 8, 1 = 58 (6d20)

>>877909
Rolling for my followers and me
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>>877868
Finish studying and head home in my pajamas.
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>>877868
>Continue studying language
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>>877871
Jack keeps at it. (1/4 until B-)

>>877873
Schist receives Small Hand Balloon (2) and Bark Shield. His followers get behind him as they go towards the Order.

>>877896
Harvey keeps at History... (2/3 until B)

>>877909
Two more people join.
>Meaningless Construct Members: 7/10

>>877932
Pan0 finishes Science.
>Freshman Science Grade: B

>>877954
Blacker Baron is still honing his language skills... (3/4 until C+)

A Steel Order Guard notices the Cult of OP.
>"Halt! State your name and business here!"
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>>877966
Keep fucking working.
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Rolled 14, 3, 11, 4, 10, 20, 18, 4 = 84 (8d20)

>>877966
Again!
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>877966
>Convince them to lend me some weapons
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>>877966
>Continue studying
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>>877966
>More English please.
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>>877966
so close
I can't stop now
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>>877966
Head home.
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>>877966
Billy joe
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>>877966
Get that B in history
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>>877308

Further train my thumb.
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>>877966
Apparently there was a science club with Aleera and Ko? I'll be joining that.

And more science on the side.

>>877118
See you around :)
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>>877966

> Studying Intensified
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>>879730

>tmw Muh Trip!
>goshdarndagnagnabbit aaand dangit.



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