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Last time on EDQ, we heard about a Slaaneshi cult led by furry vore bondage perverts, and we're actually trying to find them.
This is great. Oh, and we tumbled the shit out of Elizabeth, and promised her we'd get her children that don't just grow up in two weeks. And we're also remodeling our palace!

Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit?usp=drive_web (Anons can edit this if they feel like helping!)

Twitter: QuestingQM

I'm also running Werewolf Reich in the background anons, so expect slow updates!

After Quoth's (Your new Tzeentchian pet daemon bird!) rather stunning explanation on how the Warp works in this dimension, you and Chrysoula get out. Amaya and Adelmann say they'll watch from the car to see if any suspicious figures enter, and you hold hands with Chrysoula and enter... That's when you see a cart outside, run by a rather disgusted young man who seems to be selling comic books. You take a look with Chrysoula... And see they're from Japan. You of course buy some of them after making sure all your headmates are arguing with each other, and quietly stow it away... You'll read them later. There was always a reason why the Japanese are honorary Aryans... Also because you like their books and art style.

After making the embarrassing purchase, you head inside with Chrysoula, holding hands tightly... As you look at relatively normal people enter, and obivous furfags wearing fursuits entering. You are very tempted to punch one in their fucking face. Very.
You enter with Chrysoula, trying your best not to give yourself away, and she just seems confused by what everyone's doing... Selling plushie toys, fursuits, that sort of thing.

"...Ren? I don't like being here."

"Neither do I, sweethorns."

"Sweethorns?" She seems entertained by that.

"Shush Horny, we're trying to find cultists..."

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can find suspicious people. Additional +3 if you can think on what a Slaaneshi vore bondage furfag would look like.
And if you feel degenerate, an additional +2 if you can think on what fursuit such a faggot would wear.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>846519
They would probably have dirty, unwashed neckbeards and are overweight. Also dying their hair could be another giveaway
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>846519
They also probably wear shit with anthro morphic animals on it.
Fucking degenerates
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You guys have described literally an average furfag. Good job.

Critical Failure!

>Use a nat 20! (2 Free ones!)
>Use Barbaric to search barbarically!
>Take the failure!
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>>846585
Use barbaric.
May khorne guide us
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>>846585
Barbaric
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Barbaric time anons.

Roll me a 1d20.
Additional +2 if you can intimidate furfags into telling you where the most fucked up one is, additional +2 if you can do it in all caps, additional +2 if you can do something intimidating, such as punching or flexing. Or getting Chrysoula to hold them up.
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>846623
Grab a fags and start squatting him
>IF YOU FAGGOTS DON'T TELL ME WHERE THE FURFAGS ARE YOU'LL END UP LIKE THIS SHIT.
Then throw the guy we're squatting onto the grand.
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>>846641
Squatting him?
I'm not autistic, am I? Because for some reason I just imagine Ren putting someone on the ground and doing a slav squat over him.
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>>846648
No I mean something like pic related
And OP your always autistic
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>846623
Shake them violently
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>>846662
You rush up to a furfag, grabbing him and holding him over your head.

"IF YOU FAGGOTS DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHERE THE FURFAGS ARE YOU'LL END UP LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT!" You snarl heavily, and throw him onto the ground, hurting him and he curls up in pain. The furfags just seem really confused.

"W-what? Why did yo-"

You grab another person and throw him onto the ground.

"WHERE ARE THE STRANGEST FAGGOTS HERE!"

"T-there's that strange guy in the back asking people if they want to come with him or something, alright?" says a girl in a furry fox outfit. You thank her begrudgingly, and go to find this furfag.
Chrysoula also comes with you...

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons. High is bad, and lower is prioritized. Additional -3 if you can blend in after doing that.
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Rolled 19 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>846694
Casually and sneakily into a half dragon
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>846694
>A girl in a fox outfit.
Weren't we searching for a foxkin waifu for flames?

Anyways let's pull Chrysoula closer to us.
We can be a furry by association or some shit.
Should make us less suspicious
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Rolled 7 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>846694
Begin furiously making out with Chrysoula, after whispering in her ear to go to the back.
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7-1=6

You casually and sneakily shapeshift into a half dragon, and pull Chrysoula closer to you... You begin to furiously make out, and you feel something following you just stop... At least for now...

"Come on, let's go in the back..."

"Sure..."
The two of you make out for a bit longer, when a fat neckbeard comes over and takes a photo of the two of you making out.

You look at him, disgusted, as the furfag looks down into his camera. He's overweight, and clearly a beta virgin nerd.

"T-this is going in my fanfiction, oni-san! Can you make out more please?"

Chrysoula laughs a little bit, either confused to the point of "I don't even" or just because of the absurdity of what he just said.

Actions

>...I can do one more better then that. Try to tumble Chrysoula in broad daylight.
>...Punch the beta-virgin anime faggot for this shit.
>...Ignore him and make out more. This is a great way to avoid suspicion.
>...Bodyslam the furfag.
>Tell Chrysoula that he's going to go home and fap to her. Maybe that might piss her off. You want to see a beta-virgin nerd get fucking slam-dunked by Chrysoula.
>Just sigh and leave. This isn't worth it.
>Write-In
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>>846759
>...Ignore him and make out more. This is a great way to avoid suspicion.
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>>846759
>...Bodyslam the furfag.
It might be the daemonette!
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Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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>>846759
>Tell Chrysoula that he's going to go home and fap to her. Maybe that might piss her off. You want to see a beta-virgin nerd get fucking slam-dunked by Chrysoula.
EDQ:39 Beta basketball edition.
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"Chrysoula, that nerd is going home to fap to you, we need to stop that, do you understand?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she cares or not. Additional +2 if you can get her to think that's bad.
and after this you'll bodyslam the furfag.
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>846861
Flames wouldn't like it. Reason provided.
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>846861
>>846876
This is sufficient reason also we wouldn't like it either. If they called to our waifu
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>>846892
>Called
Meant fapped
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17+6=23

Good Success!

"...Good point. I might not see why that's wrong, but I see that you don't like it."

"Yeah, so could you dispose of him?"

"Sure."

She leans over, and grabs the panicking beta-virgin nerd.

Actions

>Tell her to take care of him. Permanently. As in kill him.
>Just let her do what she does best. Coming up with creative punching solutions.
>Try to get her to just knock him out.
>...Tell her to beat the shit out of him. But don't kill him.
>Write-In

Question anons... When the hell did Chrysoula become a waifu or liked in your eyes?
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>>846906
>Try to get her to just knock him out.
She's the right mix of stronk and shy and adorable.

She's stronker then us in our human form and we can still be alpha as always.
Also no anger issues.
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>>846906
>Try to get her to just knock him out.

I never particularly liked Chrysoula. She's a good backup character though.
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Until you tell her that she's weak/a pussy.

"Just knock him out, ok?"

Chrysoula prepares to knock him out, and headbutts him, knocking him out. She gently puts her on the floor.

"Good. Now, come on."

"Yeah... Alright."

You head to the back... And see a rather... Strange sight. A large half-dragon, with an enormous stomach... And has quite a few scars... And is in the middle of putting on a purple wolfsuit, not to mention he smells like marijuana.

Something tells you that this is the cultist your looking for.

Actions

>Go up to him, and ask him questions?
>...Chrysoula, you go up behind him, and I'll go in front of him. If he tries anything, we'll grab him and force him on the ground.
>...Rush him and tackle him on the ground!
>Tell Chrysoula to beat the shit out of him. It's fun when she does that.
>Rush up to him. You need to one up Chrysoula in the "beat the shit out of furfags" department.
>Write-in
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>>846973
>Go up to him, and ask him questions?


Please just be a random civilian, please don't be a survivor of the Constantinople attack...
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>>846973
>Go up to him, and ask him questions?
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You go up to him, and decide to ask him questions...

"Excuse me, but are you a survivor of Constantinople?"

"No? Why are you asking?"

"Just curious. A soldier at all?"

"Nah. My parents paid for me to stay out of the army."

Actions

>Ask him more questions!
>Punch him in the fucking mouth!
>...Do you have any of the "good stuff?"
>Hey, do you worship Slaanesh?
>I already fucking hate you. You give a bad name to nerds everywhere.
>...Hey, just a question... Have you read these books before? (Show him your anime books! That'll verify that you too are a beta nerd!)
>Ask him a specific question? (Specify!)
>Write-In
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>>847031
>Ask him more questions!

>Ask him a specific question? (Specify!)

"Me and my girlfriend were wondering if there was anything a little more...fun around here. You wouldn't happen to know of anything would you?"
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>>847031
>...Do you have any of the "good stuff?"
I feel disgusted just quoting that.
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>>847031
>Ask him more questions!

He's a fucking draft dodger! Because of people like him we're low on manpower and now women are being forced to fight our wars. We have to punish him.
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"Me and my girlfriend were wondering if there was anything more... Fun around here. You wouldn't happen to know of anything, would you?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he'll tell you. Additional +3 if you hint at liking what the cult likes.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>847073
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>847073
Digestion and consumption is so... fascinating...just can't? look away.

We should also ban Vore.
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>>847115
Wait! If we ban vore it'll just make things harder control. Lets just legalize cannibalism and have the government regulate it.
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>>847151
Is that a rip on how we legalized homosexuality to regulate it?
Because now we can find out where all the gays are and cure homosexuality.
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>>847157
No it isn't. On a side note lets legalize chaos and slaanesh worship. That way we'll know exactly where all of them are and we can give them all an injection to cure chaos.
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19+7=26

"You know... Digestion and consumption is so fascinating... Just can't look away."

He seems slightly disgusted.

"Erh, you'd be looking for that weird group... I forget the name, but they're in somesort of church outside of town. Weird guys, purple robes, that sort of thing."

"Wait, you aren't a part of it?"

He sighs.

"...If your wondering why I'm here, I just broke up with my lycanthrope girlfriend two months ago. I heard she was here with her new boyfriend and now I'm trying to win her back, for God's sake I even got my parents to pay for me to get out of the draft so I could win her back."

"...How does the purple wolf suit come into play?"

"...She said she would if I went around this place wearing it... Fuck, I already don't want to do this."

Actions

>...Hey, anything to win the girl you want, right?
>...It's wrong to abandon your nation for a woman.
>...I think she just wants you to embarrass yourself, honestly.
>She already moved on. So should you.
>...I erh... How did you hear about the cult?
>So you got to be this miserable wreck of a half-dragon because of a girl? Explains a lot, actually.
>Leave him, you can just do something else.
>...Mind if I ask why she broke up with you?
>Punch him for not joining the army!
>Write-In

>>847151
I can't tell if your serious or not.
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>>847166
>Punch him for not joining the army!
>Leave him, you can just do something else.
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>>847166
>...Mind if I ask why she broke up with you?
>Trust me when I say if she loved you at all she wouldn't ask you to do dumb embarrassing shit like this.
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You punch him in the face, breaking his nose!

"First, let me tell you that if she loved you at all, she wouldn't tell you to do embarrassing shit like this. Now, why did she break up with you?"

"S-she wanted an open relationship and I refused..."

Actions

>...Ha, your lucky. My wife doesn't want an open relationship. Or won't admit it.
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>Welcome to being a nerd, you'll never get laid.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.
>It's your life. Leave him.
>...Sorry about breaking your nose.
>...Listen, do you want revenge on her? Because if you want, I could give you an idea.
>Write-in
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>>847226
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.
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>>847226
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.
No draconic brother should be a cucked beta.
Except flames.
Because that's his job.
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>>847226
>...She was probably cheating on your with a chad.
>...Listen, your a young half dragon who can probably punch someone and break their nose like me. Go to a gym and exercise, work off the weight, and women will fall for you and not for a chad.

>Write-in
"Failing that, get rich and get all the bitches, even her probably.


Also, I only broke your nose for dogging the draft, you seem alright but I hate those not willing to serve their nation."
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"Listen, she was probably cheating on you with a chad. Go to a gym, exercise, work off the weight, and you can punch someone in the nose and people will fall for you."

Roll me a 1d20+6 to inspire the youth. Additional +2 if you can do anything inspiring.
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>847254
>Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.

Quote by Augustus btw
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>847254
>Listen kid your a member of the draconic master race so act like it damnit.
Flex
>You see these? You can be stacked too and then people won't fuck with you either.
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16+8=24

Good Success!

You begin to flex, heavily.

"Kid, your a member of the draconic master race so act like it damn it. You see these? You can be stacked too and then people won't fuck with you either."

"Well..."

"Shape up kid, and you'll get all the bitches. Now, I have a job to do..."

He thanks you and tears off the wolfsuit. He also says that the cultists seem to mostly be half-dragons and somehow lure humans and smaller races to their church, and are never really seen again, and that he was approached by them when he was going to church.

So of course, you leave the furfag place and begin to go to the church which he talked about, and he even gave you a map pinpointing where it was...

How are you going to do this?

Actions

>It seems the cult preys on half-dragons... So be a half-dragon "interested" in joining their cult. If all goes well, you'll be inside and can rescue whatever hostages are in there.
>...Call in the army to surround the church, though they do likely have hostages.
>...Crush the church as a dragon. No survivors, but at the sametime, really bad for PR.
>Knock on their door and ask to "investigate" local disappearances.
>Tell Chrysoula that she can go home now.
>Write-In
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>>847335
>It seems the cult preys on half-dragons... So be a half-dragon "interested" in joining their cult. If all goes well, you'll be inside and can rescue whatever hostages are in there.

Maybe Amaya can come with us.
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>>847335
>It seems the cult preys on half-dragons... So be a half-dragon "interested" in joining their cult. If all goes well, you'll be inside and can rescue whatever hostages are in there.
>Tell Chrysoula that she can go home now.
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You tell Chrysoula she can go home now, and you decide to take Amaya with you to the church... Amaya hands you a handgun, a 1911 pistol, to be precise in case bad shit happens.

You pull up to the front door and knock on it... Amaya seems nervous, and well... Not very calm.

Roll me a 1d20+2 for how well this goes. Additional +3 if you can do a good greeting and why you want to join the cult. Additional +2 if you can calm down Amaya.
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>847363
Tell Amaya that she needs to keep calm so we can cleanse the heretics in one fell swoop.
Plus if we catch any alive she can burn them on a pyre
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>847363
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Allowing samefagging if you can calm Amaya down!
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>847410
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>847363
"Amaya, the people we are going to be dealing with will almost certainly have never seen combat. We on the other hand have the advantage of training, surprise and preparation.

However if you continue to look... uncomfortable they will know something is wrong. Try to remain neutral emotionally if nothing else."
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12+4=16

Borderline Failure!

"Come on Amaya. The people we're dealing with have never seen combat, and we have the advantage of training, surprise, and preparation. Just try not to look nervous, ok?"

"Just preparing for the horrors on the other side."

"Yeah."

"Ren?"

"What?"

She kisses you on the cheek... Which catches you off guard.

"This is in case we don't make it out of here alive."

"...Always this nervous?"

"...I just have bad experiences going undercover..."

"Ah."

"...Don't tell anyone that the head of the Inquisition gets this nervous, nervous enough to kiss a stranger like in one of those cheap romantic films."

Actions

>Oh, don't worry, I'll make sure to tell everyone that you get the shakes when your doing your job.
>It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before.
>...Hey, come on. Don't talk like we're going to get killed or worse.
>...Wait a minute... Your the Daemonette, aren't you!
>Kiss her back?
>Can you stop doing that? Just because we tumbled that one time you think we have a sort of relationship.
>Write-In
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>>847481
>It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before.
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>>847481
>It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before.
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"It's natural to be nervous. This is your first time going up against Chaos before."

"Yeah..."

The slit opens to a nervous looking human.

"Who goes there?"

"Erh..."

Something about his eyes just... Seem off. Like he's not fully there.

Actions

>We're new members of the cult.
>...Is there a password?
>Call me Ren. This is Maya.
>We're here to bust you out, open the door!
>Write-In
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>>847544
>We're new members of the cult.

He's probably high or something
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"We're new members of the cult."

"O-oh, yes. Well, come on in."

No password. Huh.

You go inside... And you can practically feel the degeneracy. The human tells you to go to the basement "where the fun is" or talk to the cult's master...

Actions

>...Head to the basement. You can free the hostages down there.
>Now that your inside... Pull out your gun!
>Head to where the cult master is!
>Write-In
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>>847583
>>...Head to the basement. You can free the hostages down there.
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>>847583
>...Head to the basement. You can free the hostages down there.


We should create a task force to deal with these cults...
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You head down to the basement... And hear degeneracy.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if your traumatized. High is bad, and lower is is prioritized. Additional -3 if you can think happy thoughts.
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>847655
Think about all the gold coins we could have.
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>847655
Think of lakes of butter and buttery rain
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Allowing samefagging for more happy thoughts.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>847697
Think about actual real scales on people.
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6-3=3

Great Success!

You think about lakes of butter, gold coins, turning humans into half dragons... You really need more hobbies...
Around you, all sorts of degeneracy is going on, with more then one obese half-dragon with moving stomachs and screams and yelling coming from them, beneath large fursuits of various animals, or enthralled humans looking at you terrified... Amaya herself is a little appaled and tries to avoid eye contact, and you hear the sound of whipping and yelling... God, this is a special layer of hell if there ever was one.

HEY, WHAT'S UP? ANYTHING HAPPENING? Khorne says.
Really. Fucking right now...

Actions

>Talk to Khorne to distract yourself from the degeneracy!
>Ignore him! Your kind of busy right now!
>...Hey, Flames. That obese half-dragon on the left reminds me of you.
>Khorne, do you have any way to protect me against the degeneracy I'm in right here and right now?
>Write-In
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>>847732
>Talk to Khorne to distract yourself from the degeneracy!
>Khorne, do you have any way to protect me against the degeneracy I'm in right here and right now?
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>>847737
This
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Khorne! Hey, nice to see you... Do you have any way to protect me from the degeneracy I'm in right now?

DEGENERACY? WHERE ARE YO- OH MY FUCKING HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING FLAMING AXE WHY THE FUC-

Yeah, it's bad. Can you help?

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU THERE? I CAN THROW YOU IN A BERSERK RAGE TO KILL ALL THESE FAGGOTS.

Actions

>That's not helping.
>...I need that, please give me that.
>...Any magical protection? Please?
>Can you send Blondi or a daemon down here to help?
>Hey, if you want I can sacrifice these Slaaneshians to you.
>Write-In
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>>847766
>A Slaanesh daemonette slip through your barrier and seems to be involved in this Slaaneshi cult. I need to send her back to the warp then I can slaughter all these faggots.
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Well, A Slaaneshi Daemonette slipped through your barrier and is involved in this cult. I need to send her back to the warp then I can slaughter all these faggots.

HM... RIGHT. AND YOU WANT MY HELP.

Yep.

...WELL, I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW... AND I'M SORT OF TRYING TO GET SOME SOULS FROM SOME AFRICANS. I MAY BE WILLING TO HELP IF, AND ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME ONE THING.

What?

FIRST, I'D LIKE MY KHORNATE CULT TO BE A LITTLE MORE STRONG. IT'S RATHER SMALL RIGHT NOW. ALSO, MAYBE SOME SACRIFICES WOULD BE NICE. JUST SAYING.

Oh... And what will you give me in exchange?

I'LL UPGRADE YOUR BERSERK RAGES... ALLOWING YOU TO SEE CHAOS WORSHIPERS AND HIDDEN DAEMONS.

Really?

YEAH. BY THE WAY, SINCE WE'RE FUCKING FRIENDS, I'M BLOCKING OUT SLAANESH'S TEMPTATIONS.

...Temptations?

YEAH. SHE/HE'S TRYING TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FAGGOTS NEAR YOU, AND SLOWLY CORRUPT YOU. SO DON'T FUCKING LOOK, AND IF YOU HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, DON'T LISTEN. I CAN'T BLOCK ALL OF IT OUT.

Actions

>...So if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?
>Thanks Khorne. I don't want to get a awkward boner or something. That'd be fucking weird.
>Do you know who the Daemonette is?
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
>Your powerful already... I'm not getting you any souls.
>Can you put that mental shield over Amaya too?
>Your in Africa genociding tribes for souls?
>Write-In
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>>847845
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
That upgrade just sounds so good.
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>>847845
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
>...So if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?
>Can you put that mental shield over Amaya too?
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>>847845
>I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult in exchange for that upgrade.
>...So if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?
>Can you put that mental shield over Amaya too?
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I promise I'll get you some more souls and a bigger cult. And if you upgrade my berserk frenzy, will there be any side effects?

[redHOLD ON... ERH, JUST ONE.

What?

WELL... YOU MAY SUFFER A CHAOS MUTATION. YOU ARE AWFULLY HIGH UP IN CHAOS ENERGY.[/red

Oh.

SERIOUSLY, I MEAN IT'S TO A POINT WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE STARTING TO HAVE SLIGHT CHAOS CORRUPTION. LIKE RENEXIZIA.

Oh... That's a lot?

THAT'S A FUCKTON, ACTUALLY. LUCKILY IT MEANS YOUR KIDS LEAN TOWARDS ME RATHER THEN ANY OTHER GODS... SHIT, I FORGOT TO MENTION THE MAJOR DRAWBACK. WELL, ESSENTIALLY YOU'LL NEED TO GO BERSERK ON SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE... THINK ONCE A WEEK, AND PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT. OTHERWISE IT JUST BUILDS UP.

So repressed anger issues?

YEAH. JUST HAVE SOMETHING TO PUNCH AT HOME.

Actions

>Well, that's fine.
>...How high in the chaos corruption am I?
>I really, really don't want any more mutations... Chaos is kind of bad, you know.
>No. I'm not getting angry once a week just to see daemons.
>Wait... Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?
>So... When should I get concerned about my chaos ratings?
>...Can you not influence the kids I have?
>Hey, just a question... How's you changing your belief model? I thought you said you would try to be a little less barbaric.
>Any suggestion for things I need to kill?
>Write-in
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>>847934
That explains why Renexizia said that chant now.
>Wait... Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?
>...How high in the chaos corruption am I?
>So... When should I get concerned about my chaos ratings?
>Well, that's fine.
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>>847934
>...How high in the chaos corruption am I?
>I really, really don't want any more mutations... Chaos is kind of bad, you know.
>Wait... Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?

Time to perform a exorcism on Renexizia? We all knew there was something wrong with her.
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>>847934
>Hey, just a question... How's you changing your belief model? I thought you said you would try to be a little less barbaric.
>So... When should I get concerned about my chaos ratings?

>No. I'm not getting angry once a week just to see daemons.
>>
Wait... So Renexizia's behavior is influenced by Chaos?

YEAH. HER THING FOR DESTROYING THINGS IS SORT OF FROM ME. I'M SO PROUD. WELL, NOT REALLY. IF SHE WAS CLAIMING SKULLS, I'D BE A FINE FAMILY TRADITION FROM YOU FUCKING DRAGONS... JUST SAYING.

Goddamn it...

...WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO DESTROY SHIT?

You just sigh. Goddamn it Khorne. Goddamn it.

...Well, how high in Chaos Corruption am I?

WELL... I'D SAY THAT YOUR ABOUT... WELL, THREE CHAOS MUTATIONS AWAY FROM CHANTING MY NAME WHEN YOU RUN INTO BATTLE, AND HAVING A HABIT OF TWITCHING. SO BASICALLY THREE MUTATIONS AWAY FROM BECOMING ONE OF MY BEST BERSERKERS.

Oh... Erh.... Well...

HEY, COME ON. YOU'D BE A GREAT BESERKER.

Why don't we talk about something else? Did you change your belief model yet?

A LITTLE. NOW PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET SKULLS, JUST LIT A BONFIRE, SAY A FUCKTON OF SWEAR FUCKING WORDS, WISH ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING TO MY FUCKING CUNTS OF ENEMIES, AND FINISH WITH SAYING "KHORNE IS FUCKING AWESOME", THEN PUNCHING THE NEAREST PERSON. OH, AND WE'RE ACTUALLY INCORPORATING GUNS NOW, GOTTA ADMIT THAT IT'S RATHER EFFICIENT, JUST TRYING TO FIND TIME T-

You hear a bark on the other side.

OH, AND YOUR JUGGERNAUT SAYS HI.

You can hear him talk?

WELL, YEAH.

Cool.

HE KIND OF WANTS TO BE LET OUT MORE OFTEN, APPARENTLY.

Actions

>I let him out all the time though...
>So... I guess your making worshiping you a lot less... Murdery.
>Can you stop influencing my daughter?
>Tell Blondi I said hi.
>...Can I make Blondi more powerful?
>I'm not taking any more mutations...
>I'm not taking the berserk sight.
>So... If I have children in the future, how exactly will they be chaos wise? Like, will they come out of the egg worshiping you or anything like that?
>I promise I'll get you some skulls and followers, ok? But no mutation or anything like that.
>I promise I'll get you more skulls and shit, I'll also take that daemonic sight.
>Write-In
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>>848020
>Tell Blondi I said hi.
>I'm not taking any more mutations...
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>>848020
>Can you stop influencing my daughter?
It's not good for our wallet.
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>>848020
>I let him out all the time though...
>Tell Blondi I said hi.
>...Can I make Blondi more powerful?

>I promise I'll get you some skulls and followers, ok? But no mutation or anything like that.
>>
Can you stop influencing my daughter?

LISTEN, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. BESIDES, IT'S KIND OF ADORABLE.

...It's not good for my wallet, ok?

WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR WALLET? JUST BEAT UP WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE OF BUILDING UNTIL THEY BUILD IT FOR YOU.

Gee. Thanks.

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

Well... I'm not taking any more mutations.

COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. WANT TO SEE IF SOMEONE WORSHIPS CHAOS OR SECRETLY A DAEMON, YOU GET THAT MUTATION.

But... How about this, I promise to expand your cult and get you some skulls, ok? No mutations though.

WAIT... REALLY? Khorne's voice goes from... Well, anger filled to... Curiosity? Still slightly angry though.

Well... Just tell Blondi I said hi, and can you make him more powerful?

ERH... I MEAN... SURE? JUST TAKE HIM FOR A WALK, HAVE HIM DO GENERAL KHORNATE THINGS, AND I'LL SEE ABOUT MAKING HIM STRONGER FOR YOU... BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT POWER OR ANYTHING?

Well, your mutations suck, no offense.

I'M JUST... I'M REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. YOUR COMPLETELY WILLING TO GIVE ME FOLLOWERS AND SKULLS IN EXCHANGE FOR... NOTHING?[/red

Actions

>Well, yeah. We're friends. Great friends.
>What, do people not do this to you?
>Of course I would, we're best friends basically. You just need to ask.
>...Well, I'd still like that daemonic sight.
>It's just because we get along decently.
>...What, did you think I was using you for personal gain or something?
>You help me out a lot, don't generally fuck me over, and if you do your usually sorry about it, and we get along well.
>...Don't have any actual friends, do you?
>Write-in
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>>848099
>It's just because we get along decently.
We should end the conversation right now. We're still in the middle of a Slaaneshi cult with a daemon after us so having a seizure isn't a good thing right now.
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>>848099
>...What, did you think I was using you for personal gain or something?
>Well, yeah. We're friends. Great friends.
>You help me out a lot, don't generally fuck me over, and if you do your usually sorry about it, and we get along well.
>...Don't have any actual friends, do you?
>>
Well... We're great friends, you help me out a lot, don't fuck me over that much and if you do you usually make it up to me... Wait, did you think I was using you for personal gain?

WELL... A LITTLE, HONESTLY.

Oh. Well, I don't. I don't really seek power from you at all, really.

THAT'S... WELL, THAT'S A DIFFERENCE.

Yeah. Don't have many friends, do you?

WELL, I MEAN, IF THIS IS FRIENDSHIP. I GUESS NOT. WELL... THANKS, I GUESS.

Hey, is uh... Am I having a seizure or anything right now?

TIME'S PAUSED WHEN I TALK TO YOU. SO DON'T WORRY.

Ah.

Actions

>To be frank though, your a terrible friend.
>How many souls do you want anyways?
>...Hey, if you want, you can get in my head with Flames, Fenrir, and Solaire again. It's fun with you around.
>You did help me get along with my son, Viktorious again.
>It's only because we team up to call Flames a furfag.
>...Let's stop talking, I have furfags to vanquish.
>Well, your great at parties...
>Write-In
>Write-In
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>>848154
>...Let's stop talking, I have furfags to vanquish.
>>
>>848171
This.
>>
Let's stop talking. I have furfags to vanquish.

YEAH. GOOD LUCK... IF YOU UH, NEED ANYTHING. JUST ASK.

You return to reality, avoiding the fat and large half-dragons...

"Hey, Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"...What's the plan? I really don't want to be here."

Actions

>...Let's find a safe place first.
>Let's summon Blondi... He'll be useful.
>Let's find where the prisoners are.
>...Relax Amaya. You aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch...
>...These half-dragons make me sick. Disgusted, even...
>Write-In
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>>848242
>...Relax Amaya. You aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch...
>Let's find where the prisoners are.
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>>848242
>...Relax Amaya. You aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch...
>...These half-dragons make me sick. Disgusted, even...

>Write-In
"Plan is to find all the exits and entrances, figure out where they are keeping the captives and then to meet the cult head.

Then we kill them, free the captives, head for the nearest exit before getting a... cleaner to come in."
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"Relax Amaya, you aren't getting eaten or whipped on my watch... These half-dragons make me sick though. Disgusted..."

You tell her the plan, and try to find where the captives are... Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can avoid suspicion. Additional +3 if you can try to blend in or compliment the cultist half-dragons on their eating... But a auto-success if you eat a human whole.
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>848314
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>>848314
Just eat a human whole
It's not like we haven't eaten humans before and we're only doing it to help khorne and maybe make it easier to kill cultists.
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>>848352
I'll go with this
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You go up to a human, carefully growing a little in size. and bite down and swallow the human whole. He squirms and tries to escape Amaya seems appalled however, and the half-dragons compliment you on your form... You escape suspicion, but you seem to have gotten on the bad side of Amaya... You'll address that later.

Mind if I ask why you randomly ate a human?

Seriously? What's the problem here?

Listen, I'm all for eating humans... Wait, that came out wrong. Listen, I'm ok with eating humans. But I think they're held against their will here, and we don't want Slaanesh complimenting us. That is a really bad fucking thing. So don't.

So no eating humans right now?

Fuck no. Also, because now I'm suspicious that your the... Hm...

It seems Flames has gotten suspicious of you...

Oh goddamn it, you don't think I'm seriously a Slaaneshian, do you?

No one ever said that!

I think we're all getting paranoid here. The simple matter is that... Actually... That makes some sense...

Oh fucking hell.

...So, Ren... Why exactly have you been making Frankizka a masochist?

Actions

>Oh my fucking Khorne, you guys seriously can't be thinking I'm a Slaaneshian.
>You guys are fucking retarded.
>...We do this all the time! There's no problem here!
>Listen, she likes it, and I'm ok with it! I didn't MAKE her like it.
>...If your so suspicious, why don't you take over Flames?
>We're getting paranoid here. We can't risk that right now.
>If I was a Slaaneshian, I would of popped a boner at eating someone!
>Write-in
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>>848421
>I didn't do that on purpose. I think we tumbled her so much in dragon form her distinction between pain and pleasure may have gotten fucked up. Or she was just always one. I don't know which is the answer. All I know is that she's a masochist now.
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>>848421
>You guys are fucking retarded.
>If I was a Slaaneshian, I would of popped a boner at eating someone!
>We're getting paranoid here. We can't risk that right now.
>>
I didn't do that on purpose! I think we just tumbled her so much in dragon form her distinction between pain and pleasure might of gotten fucked up or she was always one! I don't know which one is the answer, all we know is that she's a maschoist now. But you guys are fucking retarded. And if I was a Slaaneshian, I would of popped a boner at eating someone! We're just getting paranoid here, and we can't risk it!

Really? Then why do you want to cuckold me so bad?

We're all lustful idiots here. But Fenrir. He's just an idiot.

You can tell that Flames is a little suspicious of you, but Solaire's isn't as suspicious.

You of course, continue walking until you get out of hear shot, and let lose a sigh... Amaya comes up beside you, slightly pissed off. But to her credit, she isn't exactly yelling or anything, probably trying to remain calm and focus on the mission... But you have a feeling she's a tad bit suspicious.

Actions

>...Try to reassure Amaya you are not a Slaaneshian!
>Come on, we're nearing the captives.
>...So, care to explain why your angry about me eating someone?
>...God, your going to hate this. Turn a corner and vomit up the human. You aren't going to the Slaaneshian's level. Hopefully the human's fine.
>Come on, dragons do this all time time...
>Write-In
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>>848493
>...Try to reassure Amaya you are not a Slaaneshian!
We eat people all the time.
It doesn't help we're perpetually hungry.
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>>848493
>...Try to reassure Amaya you are not a Slaaneshian!
>Come on, we're nearing the captives.
Ren has very strong Stomach acids so regurgitating him probably won't do any good. Even his bones wouldn't be whole
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"Come on Amaya... I'm not a Slaaneshian."

Roll me a 1d20-2 to see if you can convince her. Additional +4 if you can provide an excuse for why you ate him and people in general, and +2 if your apologetic about it.
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>848538
>I'm sorry eating him but would you believe me if I said I do it to keep Chaos Gods like Slaanesh from entering our dimension?
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>848538
When you're a huge dragon like myself who has the stress of running a ever growing and increasingly complex empire such as myself, you have to eat a lot and that person right there presented himself as a meal. The same goes for a lot of people like communist rebels.
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Rolled 15 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>848538
>>
15+2=17

Borderline Failure!

"Listen, when your a huge dragon like me who has the stress of running an ever growing and increasingly complex empire such as myself, you need to eat. A lot. And that person right there and then presented himself like a meal. The same goes for a lot of people, like communist rebels."

She eyes you suspiciously... She doesn't believe you, you can tell...

"Listen, I admit eating people tastes good, but I don't make it a disgusting perversion like these people."

You can tell you aren't getting anywhere, and you just sigh... You go deeper until you reach the captives...

"So, going to eat them too?" She says sarcastically.

Actions

>Oh shut it, you.
>Why would I? They're Swedish citizens!
>Your sense of sarcasm is a little weak.
>So, going to purge these too?
>Why are you so anal about a dragon's natural habits?
>If you were me, you'd eat people too.
>Write-In
>>
>>848758
>So, going to purge these too?
>>
>>848758
>So, going to purge these too?
>Your sense of sarcasm is a little weak.
>Can we just save them damnit.
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>>848789
This.
>>
"So, going to purge these too? Your sense of sarcasm is a little weak... But let's just save them damn it."

You go up to their cages, and begin to pry it open... After a bit, it breaks open, and people pour out, happy, and celebrate you as their savior!

Actions

>Tell them to be quiet!
>Tell them to wait here... You don't want them to get in the crossfire.
>Tell them to charge out of here if they want freedom!
>You have an idea.. You can maybe, just maybe sneak them out of here right under the vorephiliac's noses... You'll just have to get the right attitude, claim your going to eat them or something, and you'll lead them right to the entrance, without anyone being none the wiser.
>Write-In
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>>848853
>Tell them to wait here... You don't want them to get in the crossfire.
We could just turn into a dragon and bust out of here.
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>>848853
>Tell them to be quiet!
>You have an idea.. You can maybe, just maybe sneak them out of here right under the vorephiliac's noses... You'll just have to get the right attitude, claim your going to eat them or something, and you'll lead them right to the entrance, without anyone being none the wiser.
We can just say we're doing kinky Vore/furry/Bondage play with Amaya.
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Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>848863
Your in the basement... And if the church collapses while you transform, RIP hostages.
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>>848868
Switching to this

>>848946
You're point?
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Ah, good. I thought for a second anons cared about human life.

You tell them to be quiet... And that you plan to sneak out of here right beneath the Slaaneshi's noses...

Roll me a 1d20-2 to if you can escape. Additional +3 for good excuses on why your taking them outside, along with a +2 if you feel like doing something romantic to Amaya to further the point that you are "getting on to this" and a +6 if you do in fact eat one of the prisoners.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>848994
>Why we're taking them outside
We're into exhibitionism we like when people watch

And kiss Amaya
Do not eat prisoners.
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Rolled 8 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>848994
>>
Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>849048
>>
9+3=12

Failure!

You kiss Amaya on your way down and say your going outside with the slaves since your into exhibitionism...

They seem not to buy it.

Roll me a 1d20 for recovery! Additional +3 if you can think of better reasons or try to look more into it with Amaya! Or you can nom a cultist for a +3, and a prisoner for an +6
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>849079
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>849079
Nom a cultist as they aren't people and we are here to kill them anyways.
Another reason is we are gonna try to eat them all at once and need ample room.
>>
Critical Success!

You nom a human cultist, and swallow. God, you really shouldn't be doing this. No, not God. Jupiter. Right.

Critical Success!

"I need more space to eat all of them at once... And I need ample room for that."

They buy it, and you and the prisoners flee outside, unopposed... You get out and let the prisoners run away, while you think on how to take care of this church of degeneracy.

Actions

>...Call the army now.
>You'll let those fat fucks see how hell is like... Shapeshift to a dragon form, and prepare to nom the church.
>...You don't want to get fat from eating a church. Just stomp it to pieces.
>Go back in your half-dragon form... You'll beat them to death with your fucking bare hands.
>...Set the church on fire. You doubt the cultists can escape at that point.
>You know, you feel like making an example out of these Slaaneshi Cultists. Shapeshift to dragon form, move your hand inside, and grab as many as possible. You'll make their as death painful as possible.
>...Call the Khornates down here. It'll be fun to see your men hack at them with axes.
>Write-In
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>>849180
>Send all their souls to khorne and you know how we do it.
>>
You decide to eat the church.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can eat it before they realize what's happening. Autosuccess if you can angrily yell about how much you hate Slaaneshians and these fucking furfag degenerates.
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>849214
>GODDAMN FURFAG SLAANESHIANS CORRUPTING DRACONIC YOUTH AND MAKING ME FUCKING HAVE TO EXIST AROUND THEIR,
DEGENERACY I WILL KILL ALL YOU FAGGOTS, ENJOY DYING.
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>849260
>>
Critical Failure, it seems.

Use a free nat 20?

>Sure!
>Nah.
>>
>>849300
Sure.
>>
>>849300
It is for a good cause so yes.
>>
You take a huge bite out of the church, killing most if not all the cultists while you commence an angry rant inbetween bites. After a bite you completely finish off the church and a few struggling Slaaneshians, and calm down.
Well, that felt good to get all that anger out and eat a cult... So you shift down, and get back in the car with Amaya.

"...Well, I suppose my fears were for nothing."

"Yep."

"...Still though, don't eat people in your half dragon form... It's a little disturbing to be honest." She says.

Actions

>Seriously though, besides my mom, I feel like I am the only dragon who eats people...
>Kiss Amaya again?
>...Listen, I don't do it unless I have a good reason.
>Oh, don't worry. Their souls are in a worse place now.
>...Let's just be thankful they're dead.
>No promises, but I'll avoid that.
>Yeah, I have to get some exercise soon enough... I don't want to be fat for Elizabeth's sake. And Frankizka's. And Chrysoula's... And all the other women out there who love me.
>...So, care to explain why you didn't resist my kissing? Or your little kiss before we went in?
>Let's just get home. I need a drink.
>Write-in
>>
>>849371
>Let's just get home. I need a drink.
I assume people we eat in dragon form still get sent to khorne.
Maybe call him and ask what he plans to do with them.
Ideally it's something extremely awful.
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>>849371
>Yeah, I have to get some exercise soon enough... I don't want to be fat for Elizabeth's sake. And Frankizka's. And Chrysoula's... And all the other women out there who love me.
>...Let's just be thankful they're dead.
Time for Ren to get /fit/ again.

Also I think we should do something with Malta. Rebuild the popes still ruined fortress into a Roman temple. Jupiter and the others will be very pleased and if we need to convert some people with our amazing oratory skills then we can.
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"Let's just get home. I need a drink... And get some exercise to lose some of this weight. I'm not getting fat for any of my wives or lovers sake."

"Good luck. You are looking a bit chunky."

"Take my advice, don't eat cultists in half-dragon form. You get fat quick."

"Right..."

Hey, Khorne? What do you plan to do with their souls?

HUH? WELL, I'M NOT SURE YET. MAYBE STUFF IT IN A WEAPON OR SOMETHING FOR LAUGHS.

Ah.

OR YOU KNOW, TWIST THEIR SOULS TO BECOME A BLOODTHIRSTER. THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF YOU CAN DO.

Whatever's the most painful experience, Khorne.

You head home, tired... You just want to relax, and you go to bed, and see your lovely wife, Elizabeth, drinking some tea and reading a book. You flop in bed next to her, too tired to even shift to some other form. She also happens to be in her half-dragon form.

"Ah, Ren. I was wondering when you'd come home. If I do say so my self, you seem a bit... Well, fat."

"I shouldn't of eaten those cultists... I feel stuffed."

"You ate cultists, dear?" She lowers her book slightly.

"Two, to be precise."

"Ah. Well... I've never been a lover of eating sentients... I don't know why you do that."

"Ergh..."

"If your feeling sick, please go to the bathroom, dear... I really don't want to get new covers."

"I'm not sick... Just full."

"Ah. I'll send the bill to you then."

"...Though a snack would be nice... Egh... I hate being hungry all the time..."

She pats you on the head as you turn over.

Actions

>But for the record, I am not gaining weight...
>...Can you just hug up against me? I've had a long day.
>...What book are you reading?
>Why don't you eat people anyways? Only me and my mom do it, as far as I know.
>...Liz, take my advice... Don't eat people in half-dragon form. It adds weight...
>Feel like talking tonight?
>You know, I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget.
>...Liz... Just tell me I don't have a vore, bondage, or anything degenerate... I've been going through a rough day with the guys and Amaya.. .They think I'm a Slaaneshian!
>Liz... Am I a degenerate?
>Liz, if you want to see a grown man kick ass, I'm exercising tomorrow. Just so you know.
>Go to sleep.
>Write-in

>>849398
That's what the original plan was. Anyone you eat in any form (unless you want to do an exception) get sent to Khorne.
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>>849490
>You know, I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget.
Then we go to sleep.
Then we exercise
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>>849490
>You know, I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget.
>>
"I'm going to get started on that mutagen for you and having kids for longer periods of time... Just so I don't forget."

She leans over and kisses you on the cheek.

"...Make me proud dear. And try not to cause an explosion, make yourself a woman, or anything like that... I'm worried sick everytime you go down there."

Actions

>...Psssh. Turn myself into a woman? I mean, there's risks in the lab, but turning myself into a woman? You worry way too much.
>Would we still be together if I was a woman? I mean, just curious. You are slightly bisexual...
>Kiss her for worrying about you.
>...Would I happen to get a reward from you? Maybe some children in the future?
>...Hey... I think we should stop having kids... Maybe somesort of birth control in the future.
>Get going to the laboratory!
>Seriously, I've been down there for two years now. Nothing bad is going to happen.
>Write-In
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>>849543
>Get going to the laboratory!
>Seriously, I've been down there for two years now. Nothing bad is going to happen.

We would have to roll consecutive 1's or something to turn ur selves into a woman. Noe worry there.
>>
"Seriously, I've been down there for two years and all I've gotten was autism. Now, I love you, but nothing bad is going to happen."

You give her a kiss, and go down to the laboratory for mutation times!

Roll me a 1d20+5 for making mutagen!
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>>849543
>Get going to the laboratory!
>Seriously, I've been down there for two years now. Nothing bad is going to happen.
Now that OP has had this mentioned aloud I'm deeply concerned.
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>849578
Making mutagens
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>849578
>>
Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>849610
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So.

Critical failure.

Just saying, you might... Just might, want to take the nat twenty.

>Use the nat 20 to avoid bad stuff!
>...What's the worst that could be in store for today? Let it happen.
>>
>>849661
Shit. If the OP is giving you a warning, it might be a good idea to use the emergency button. Use the nat 20.
>>
>>849627
Why did you jinx us anon.
>>849661
I'm so salted
>Use the nat 20 to avoid bad stuff!
>>
>>849661
>>849676
>>849685
Actually maybe we should just ride it out?
It's not like it would do irreparable damage.
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>>849692
>Just saying, you might... Just might, want to take the nat twenty.
When the OP says this we should definitely use the nat 20. You don't want Ren to become a girl or something do you?
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>>849704
>Cries internally
I just didn't want to use the twenty.
There was so much shit we could have done with it.
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>>849718
It's best to use the 20 now. We're avoiding probable catastrophe and it's still going towards a important mutagen. Also it's good just to use it now then to keep it around and have a faulty sense of security.
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>>849718
Unless you want Ren to become a woman, use the nat twenty anon.
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>>849741
Then using the twenty I guess.
I'm wondering if the risk comes from that mutagen we spilled a while back
>>849745
Okay yes use the twenty.
Or else Liz will be proven right.
And gender bend episodes Always suck.
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>>849751
This.

Oh, wait. I'm the QM. Am I suppose to vote anons?

You use the critical success!

You expertly create a very long lasting child longitivity mutation... In fact, you also assume that unlike your other children, the longer it takes for the child to mature, the more he/she will grow and become more powerful... In theory, this also has a slight habit of making whoever this is injected to have a longer pregnancy and higher fertility chance.

You have set this particular batch to cause maturity in a standard twenty one year cycle of maturity...

Actions

>Tweak the time it takes for one of your kids to mature!
>Ask Liz how long she'd like a child for...
>Nah. Don't touch anything.
>Write-In
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>>849777
>Nah. Don't touch anything.
We should talk to that Tzeentch demon and ask for a way to stop chaos influence. Otherwise we'll have another Renexizia on our hands.
>>
>>849777
>Ask Liz how long she'd like a child for...
Now I'm thinking about if Ren started this quest as a girl.
Basically it'd be /u/ the quest.
Sounds awful.
>>
>>849824
Was gender even an option? Also changing to this.
>>
Dear god no.

Ren would be a slut, and...

God, god no. No.

Let's move on now before someone comes on thinking turning him into a girl is a great idea.

You decide to not touch anything, and go up to Elizabeth, still reading her book.

"There... Got it ready. How long do you want a child for?"

"Well... How about you? I'm a little nervous... Is eighteen good?"

Actions

>...I mean, twenty one years is a good timeframe.
>Eighteen it is...
>How about eight?
>...A year or two is enough...
>...I... Well... I don't know.
>...This is going to be so strange...
>Insert year here? (Specify)
>If you want, I can make a child last forever...
>Write-in

>>849835
Gender wasn't an option. Mostly because I found writing male characters a lot easier then female.
Maybe one day when I have too much time on my hands and I finish this quest I might go back and redo it all.
>>
>>849847
>How about eight?
I feel like this would easier. Maybe make it 7 years.
>>
>>849847
>I can make them a child as long as we want.
>Though I don't know honestly and the mutagen I made has a 21 year time frame so is that okay?

I think the /u/ fags are asleep.
We should be safe for now.
>>
"Well, how about eight?"

"Ren... I'd rather go for eighteen or twenty one."

"I can make them a child for as long as we want... But I made it twenty one years, is that alright?"

"Yeah. I'd love that."

Actions

>Give it to her!
>Nah... Change the time!
>Well... Want to celebrate this with a tumble afterwards?
>Write-in
>>
>>849894
>Give it to her!
We probably shouldn't tumble her until we tone down on our chaos corruption.
>>
You give it to her, and she winces a little... Eventually she relaxes.

"Well... I don't feel too different."

"Well, it's minor... Now, I'll be right back."

You turn the corner, and summon Quoth.

"Alright, now tell me... How do I reduce my Chaos Corruption?"

"Ah... Well, there's a slight problem. It's impossible, mind you."

"Completely?"

"Even powerful beings like you dragons can fall to Chaos. It wouldn't be so powerful if you could just CURE yourself of it. Think of it as a permanent mark."

Actions

>...So, there's utterly no way, at all?
>...Why was I so stupid when I was younger?
>...Quoth, I will strangle you unless you find me a way to get rid of my corruption.
>...Is there any way I can get it out of my kids?
>Just sigh... You made the mistake a long time ago to worship Chaos, and your paying the price now.
>Quoth... Please. Is there ANY way?
>Write-in
>>
>>849936
>Quoth... Please. Is there ANY way?
>...Is there any way I can get it out of my kids?

Why did we ever make a pact with Khorne?
>>
"Quoth... Please. Is there ANY way? Any way at all to at least get it out of my kids?"

"Nope."

You sigh in despair...

"Hey, on the bright side, if you don't like mutation or Chaos, it's only enough to effect their behavior... Leaning towards that brute, Khorne. Actually, that's a bad thing, isn't it?"

Actions

>Yes Quoth, that is a bad thing to have my kids deranged berserk vikings.
>All I have to do is raise them well...
>Maybe they'd be less of a problem if they weren't full born dragons...
>Well. I'm never tumbling my wife again then. Period.
>...I fucking hate Chaos at times...
>I need alcohol...
>Well, if I can't get rid of it, I'll just be the best father I can be.
>Desummon Quoth.
>Write-In
>>
>>849995
>All I have to do is raise them well...

Exorcism still sounds like an option though.
>>
"All I have to do is raise them well."

"Good luck... Now, do you need me for anything else?"

Actions

>Nope. Desummon him.
>Nah, fly around for a bit. I'll give you some free time.
>...Your curious how he and Blondi get along. Summon Blondi!
>Don't try to make a Tzeentchian cult or anything.
>Go make sure Renexizia isn't breaking anything, alright?
>...Can you spy on people at all?
>If you need me, I'll be tumbling my wife.
>...Summon Smaug to play with him?
>Write-In
>Write-In
>>
>>850029
>Nope. Desummon him.
>>
You desummon Quoth, and get back in bed with Elizabeth, who hugs you tightly in her half-dragon form.

Actions

>You know, she's going to ask to tumble you sooner or later so she can have a child... Ask if she'd like to do it.
>Go to sleep!
>So... Do I get a kiss for helping you?
>So... Do you really want kids?
>Write-in
>>
>>850061
>So... Do you really want kids?
Oh and we should tell her that the child we be powerful proportionally to how long it takes them to hit maturity
>>
"So... Do you really want kids?"

"I've had kids for the past two years... So yes. I would."

"Right now?"

"Take as long as you want. We do live forever, you know..."
She gets close up to you as you relax in bed.

"Well... Just saying, that the child will be powerful proportionally to how long it takes them to hit maturity."

"I see... Well... Thank you for telling me. I'll keep it in mind."

Actions

>Good... Let's get some sleep. We'll talk about tumbling later.
>...I'd rather not deal with you pregnant... The kitchen is low on food, and the people are already terrified and still in recovery from Renexizia and Karestina's little adventure in property in damage.
>Well... Fuck it, want to tumble?
>Liz... Anything you want to talk about at all?
>Write-in
>>
>>850139
>Liz... Anything you want to talk about at all?
>>
>>850139
>Good... Let's get some sleep. We'll talk about tumbling later.

I wonder how a quest as a human in Renexizious empire would go.
>>
>>850158
Less violence and more political stuff
>>
>>850158
I thought about that, actually. Just not very long.

>>850178
And less waifus.

"Anything you want to talk about tonight?"

"Yeah... I was wondering something."

"What?"

"...I'm sorry for asking so much from you for the past day and a half, but would you be alright if I asked something?"

"What?"

"Well, in England, we're holding a ball... It's a week for now, for Christmas... I was wondering if you wanted to come."

"Oh."

"...Yeah. It probably sounds stupid."

Actions

>Do you want it between the two of us? Or would you be ok if I brought my other wives?
>I'd be happy to go, Liz.
>...Erh, no. Sorry.
>...Didn't you eat all of the nobility though, on accident?
>Hey, Flames... When is Mikhal's birthday again?
>Liz, that would be wonderful.
>...I hate dances. You and I know that...
>...You owe me though.
>...Is your family there?
>Write-In
>>
>>850222
>Hey, Flames... When is Mikhal's birthday again?
I don't think we should miss his birthday
>>
>>850222
>I'd be happy to go, Liz.
>Hey, Flames... When is Mikhal's birthday again?
>>
Flames, when is Mikhal's birthday?

Two weeks.

Oh. Sweet!

"I'd be happy to go, Liz."

"Thanks, Ren... Anyways, I need sleep. I love you." She kisses you, and goes to sleep not too long afterwards...

You wake up in the morning, and yawn... Liz seems to be out of bed...

Actions

>...Maybe you should seduce that hydra, Lyena, some more. She was fairly cute/and/or easily excited.
>...Go exercise... Maybe with Chrysoula too.
>Go rule your nation!
>Work on that mutagen for Kryos!
>You need to get Mikhal something for his birthday... It's kind of important...
>Call a cabinet meeting in case anything important has happened!
>You should see your mom...
>Maybe you should see Elizabeth?
>Where's Frankizka anyways? You haven't seen her yesterday at all.
>Write-In
>>
>>850292
>Work on that mutagen for Kryos!
We've been keeping him waiting for so long now. We don't want him to think negatively of us.
>>
>>850292
>...Go exercise... Maybe with Chrysoula too.
We're becoming fat. That's not good
>>
You decide that after you exercise you'll work on that mutagen for Kryos... But first, exercise. You can't become fat.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for exercise montage.
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850333
>Eye of the tiger blares in the distance
>>850309
We were dealing with cannibals he'll understand
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850333
Thank god for training montages
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

17+5=22

Good Success!

After a bit, you feel your muscle coming back to you... Your weight has also fallen, and your muscles are now impressive again! +1 Strength!

Of course, now you head into the basement to work on that mutagen for Kryos...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to refine the mutagen!
Also, ignore my dice rolling.
>>
Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850370
I was hoping to use the 20 for this or a hunger solving mutagen but oh well.

>>850358
Brah... it's literally been so long that even the undead died from boredom.
>>
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850370
>9
Is that good or bad?
>>
18+6=24

Good Success!

You refine the mutagen, and you turn Prythos from a eight foot tall dragotaur, to a nearly twenty-eight foot specimen of MUSCLE and SCALES.

You are quite impressed with the size you've gotten on him, and the scales are very resistance to ballistics fire... To the point where the front is impenetrable to small arms fire, but the back is quite heavily vulnerable. In addition to the size and strength of the new Dragotaur, you've put vestigal wings on, which you are still trying to expand in size, along with adding shapeshifting... Though it will be rather hard... Pythos at this point is freaking out a little, but you calm him down...
In addition, you've noticed claws have begun to sprout, and his hoofed feet are beginning to transform into reptilian feet... And growing a short draconic tail... Hm. Most of the body hair on the dragotaur additionally, is put below the scales, resulting in an internal layer of fur which heats up the dragotaur to the point where overheating in a desert or moderate environment is a surprisingly likely chance.

Actions

>...Keep it semi-minotaur like. Kryos will undoubtedly like it better if it has a resemblance to his old form.
>...Turn it more draconic... Slit eyes, claws, that sort of thing.

Also, roll me a 1d20+6 for continuing to make the Dragotaur awesome.
>>
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850432
>...Turn it more draconic... Slit eyes, claws, that sort of thing.
Draconic master race. Also we can just tell Kryos that this is what we got.
>>
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>850432
>...Keep it semi-minotaur like. Kryos will undoubtedly like it better if it has a resemblance to his old form.
Make dragotaurs great again.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=More draconic!
2=Keep it minotaur like!
>>
17+6=23

Great Success!

You decide to make it more draconic, and end up increasing it to thirty feet... It's a fucking monster, at this point. You've also expanded it's wings to be able to hover for a rather long time, but flying is... Well... Very unlikely. It has a long prehensile tail like yours, and in addition has sharp rending claws, and large feet...

Additionally, you seem to have moved onto the issue of diet... The average minotaur enjoys a diet of vegetables and grain, and no meat, as they are herbivores, who tend to eat quite a bit, nearly quadruple that of a human, But the dragotaur has very sharp teeth, allowing it if you so chose, to be a carnivore.

Actions

>Keep it herbivore!
>Turn it into a carnivore!
>Turn it into a omnivore, but it's dietary needs will doublefold...
>Try to make it's diet prefer man (but able to consume other forms of meat!)... Doing so will no doubt give dragotaurs a fearful reputation...
>Write-In
>>
>>850513
>Keep it herbivore!
Why would being an omnivore make them need to eat more?
As a nerd this triggers me.
>>
>>850513
>Turn it into a carnivore!
This seems like the best option right now but if anyone else does pick herbivore, I'll go with that.
>>
>>850536
Because I need to give anons a reason to not make everything omnivores and therefor convenient.

Why, their stomachs are specialized towards one dietary food, if you branched out to TWO foods, they'd need more food to make sure they get the proper amount of nutrition!

Herbivore it is!

You keep it a herbivore... Is there anything else you'd like to work on with Pythos? Who's at this point, panicking and freaking out about having "weird feet" a large tail, and claws.

Actions

>Try to calm Pythos down?
>This. This is good enough.
>Let Pythos figure it out on his own!
>Try to increase the wingsize again... Though it might reduce the effectiveness of their armor!
>Try to let it shapeshift so it can live a comfortable life!
>...Try to make it more intimidating!
>You have a few ideas on how to make this more lethal... But how?
>Try to make the dragotaur less intimidating, and more friendly looking...
>Write-In
>>
>>850593
>Why, their stomachs are specialized towards one dietary food, if you branched out to TWO foods, they'd need more food to make sure they get the proper amount of nutrition!
That makes absolutely no sense.
Like being an omnivore wouldn't increase their dietary needs. It's basically just evolving to be flexible in your diet. It has no bearing on how hungry you are. Plz stop triggering the nerds
>Because I need to give anons a reason to not make everything omnivores and therefore convenient.
Y tho?

>Try to increase the wingsize again... Though it might reduce the effectiveness of their armor!
>Try to let it shapeshift so it can live a comfortable life!
>>
>>850648
Just accept my bullshit please. I know it's mutating, but I'm just trying to balance this fucking unbalanced mess.
Also, we're putting Ren's genes into it's stomach... And we all know how Ren has a never-ending hunger, so yeah.


Also, roll me a 2d20+5 to increase wingspan and let it shapeshift.
Additional +2 for the first roll if you can come up with nonessential parts of the body you can reduce in weight!
>>
Rolled 19, 11 = 30 (2d20)

>>850696
>Putting Rens genes into their stomach
Wouldn't that make them hungrier in all cases then?
You could just have it so that the digestion system is inefficient and can't properly digest the energy from either plants or meats causing it to be wasted.

And get rid of the tail.
It's not necessary.
>>
19+2=21

Good Success!

You grab the dragotaur the ability to fly, in exchange for reducing the size of the tail. Finally, you also try to give it the ability to shapeshift... Which fails. It seems it's currently incompatible with the dragotaur's highly mutated genetics...

Pythos has however, fallen to complete panic and is desperately trying to remove his restraints, and is not cooperating... He seems to have fallen to fear of the unknown, such a pity...

Actions

>...Have him executed and a second minotaur sent to you. Hopefully he'll be more responsive.
>Try to calm Pythos down!
>Threaten Pythos if he tries to break out!
>...Get some anesthetic and try to enter the room!
>This is good enough... You don't need Pythos anymore, and free him.
>Write-In
>>
>>850725
Oh and it should be noted that if we made them omnivorous I didn't expect them to just be able to grab a plant and eat it.
Just eating grass and shit requires a specialized digestive system omnivores like humans don't have.
Eating the fruit and such of a plant being the exception to that.
So it's not overpowered is how I feel.
>>
>>850749
>Try to calm Pythos down!
We should probably design armor for dragotaurs to protect their backs if we ever use them in the military.
>>
You try to calm Pythos down!

Roll me a 1d20+3 to do so, additional +3 if you can make this less horrifying for him, additional +2 if you can get him to think about the benefits of being a dragotaur.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>850768
You can fly.
Your front side is basically bullet proof
Your stronger too.

And shift into a half dragon.
Maybe he'll feel more comfortable around scales.


And how would their back sid hold up to the punch of a human?
>>
A punch to the backside from a normal human would hurt and sting like hell, but a punch from a buff human would send them to their knees easily...

You shift to a half dragon form...

"Listen, Pythos. I know this is terrifying for you, but you need to calm down. You can fly, your basically bullet proof from the front, and you are extremely strong..."

He still seems a little scared...

"I-I just want to go home... I-I don't want to be like this..." He whimpers out... He's clearly scared...

Actions

>Come on, hang in there. You can do this.
>If you do this, I'll give you a beer, alright?
>Try to calm him down further!
>Come on, you'll be free soon.
>Go back to mutating him!
>Pythos, your a cool guy. Now your even cooler. Just hold on, ok?
>Write-In
>>
>>850806
>Pythos, your a cool guy. Now your even cooler. Just hold on, ok?
After we're done we should warn him to stick to colder climates.
Heat is not his friend.
>>
"Come on Pythos, your a cool guy. Now your even cooler. Just hold on..."

He nods his head, a little scared but regaining his nerves...

Actions

>Add another mutation? (Come up with an idea for one!)
>Get Pythos out of the operating chair... And tell him that your going to take him out to practice on some training dummies.
>...Move onto his breath... Which should decide the color of his scales as well.
>Try to instill Draconic in his genetics!
>...Try to make dragotaurs look up to you as a father or be more loyal!
>Write-In

In addition anons, if your wondering why you suddenly have more choices besides "refine" and "create" it's because you expanded your lab.
>>
>>850838
>Add another mutation? (Come up with an idea for one!)
Can we add an ice aura?
These fuckers need it
>Just remembered that there is FUR under SCALES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEs for science.
>>
Welcome to Sci-Fi. You must be new here.
Think of the scales as ablative plating.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how severe the ice aura is.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>850859
It's like they have two layers of epidermis.
It's disgusting.
>>
Allow me samefagging.

>>850863
The sweat will be terribad anon, and smell fucking terrible.

Terribad.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>850867
I'm just trying to figure out how they'll regrow scales that they lose.
It seems that as I pay more attention to mutagens I'll get triggered more and more.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>850867
And last roll. Soon I shall strike fear even into the most fearsome Femnazi.
>>
>>850874
That's how sci-fi works anon.
Just think that Ren's a magical creature and therefor all half-dragons have a layer of magic or someshit.
Or take up drinking alcohol.

9+4=13

Borderline Success!

They get something to cool them down beneath the scales... A very minuscule ice aura. It doesn't help much, but braving moderate environments will no doubt be a lot less hot..

Actions

>Add another mutation!
>Move onto breath!
>Try to instill Draconic/Latin in his genetics!
>Try to make dragotaurs look up to you!
>This is good enough!
>Flames, want Chrysoula to be a thirty foot war machine?
>Write-in
>>
>>850887
>Try to instill Draconic/Latin in his genetics!
Then we can add ice breath as an emergency thing to cool them down.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to instill Latin!
>>
Bumping!
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850918
Yeah I passed out.
Sorry
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>850918
>Literally installing Latin into mythological Greek creatures.

Amazing
>>
17+5=22

Good Success!

Of course, you install Latin into the dragotaur... Which serves to confused Pythos a little... He seems to largely be keeping his nerves though.

Of course, you move onto breath, and therefor coloring its scales...

Choose one! (And the color associated! This tends to also slightly affect temperament!)

>Every Dragotaur gets a random breath!
>Acid! (Green, Copper)
>Fire! (Red, Brass, Gold)
>Electricity! (Blue, Bronze)
>Cold (White, Silver)
>Poison (Green)
>Necromantic Breath! (Black)
>Don't give it a breath!
>>
>>851590
>Cold
Anything heat related is bad
Oh and if we can add one more change it'd be nice to make them cold blooded.

They already have an efficient heat storage method so homeostasis doesn't sound that important.
>>
>>851590
>Cold (White, Silver)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Cold it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how powerful the frost breath is!

Also, rolling for scales!

1=White!
2=Silver!
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>851611
Rolling for how bad their breath is.
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>851611
>>
12+5=17

Success!

They have a mediocre breath attack, enough to freeze water for a minute or two, or at least cool themselves down. They can also slow down attackers with their breath as well.

Pythos seems to be a little scared about the fact his breath is now minty and how he can breath ice.

Actions

>You have another idea for a mutation! (Specify)
>This will work for Kryos!
>Ask Flames if he wants Chrysoula to get this mutagen!
>Ask Flames for ideas!
>Write-In
>>
>>851625
>Ask Flames for ideas!
>>
>>851625
Give them another mutation.
Make their blood have anti freeze qualities like a wood frogs. So they have more cold tolerance.

Then we can make them cold blooded
>>
So anti-freeze and cold bloodiness.

Cool.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to implement that.

Also...

Flames, got any ideas?

Well, I mean, they're hulking thirty feet dragotaurs... I got nothing, really.

Anything?

Well, I mean, we made them herbivores, right?

Yeah.

Oh. How about carnivores so their stomach acts like a dragons or something?

Really? Come on...

I have nothing, really...

Flames seems to have nothing either. Damn.
>>
>>851625
>>You have another idea for a mutation! (Specify)


Give the wings near surface veins to release heat to the air, perhaps only on one side so they can still be used to protect themselves...
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>851649
Rollan
>>851650
Do it on the underside of the wings.
They can wrap the wings around them self to preserve heat or spread them out to release it
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>851649
>>
12+4=16

Success!

You successfully give their wings the ability to release heat to the air, and to wrap their wings around themselves, which are huge at this point... In addition, you prevent them from freezing their blood, and making them into cold-blooded reptilians.

Pythos fails to notice these changes...

However, due to the amount of mutagen you put in him, it begins a random mutation. Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if it's good or not!
>>
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>851670
Random mutation.
Hopefully it's useful.
>>
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>851670
>>
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>851670
Not Pythos. I actually like him. Also i don't want a pissed off dragotaur roaming the streets of Stockholm or to break our promise.
>>
>>851676
>>851678
Reminder that we still need to cure the gay.

And maybe we can make a mutagen to make people speak latin and then spread it out.
>>
18+2=20

Good Success!

You notice two things happen, first, his tail becomes similar to that of a scorpion, complete with a venom... Which right now, just causes itching. Of course, it begins to grow a little, but is too small to go over his head, but just big enough to go around his sides to stab.
Along with that, it seems there's a overabundance of dopamine, which you project causing high energy, motivational thought, and being happy much easier and longer, along with general good will towards others... You even see Pythos calm down a little and try to relax.

Actions

>Try to reduce his dopamine levels back to normal!
>Try to increase the scorpion tail's size!
>Try to mutate the scorpion tail's venom!
>Mutate him again?
>This is good enough! Take the mutagen to Kryos!
>See if Pythos is alright!
>Write-In
>>
>>851698
I think we should make a mutation that just gives people a generally better physical form; getting rid of all of natures loose ends and shit.

No wisdom teeth, no little toe, none of those things which nature is taking it's sweet ass time getting rid of. Then we add a second see-through eye lid like some animals (e.g crocodiles) have, perhaps some other useful traits but I can't think of any.
>>
>>851709
>>See if Pythos is alright!
>>
>>851698
We should gradually introduce Latin into our empire considering how diverse it is. Have it be taught on most levels of education and eventually it'll become something like a second language. Making a mutagen that makes people speak Latin would probably have backlash. Also I'm surprised there haven't been revolts or anything from Christians since we legalized gay marriage, that should've been a consequence from it.

>>851709
>See if Pythos is alright!
Can we have a map update soon? It's been a while and we should probably look at what cultures are prevalent and where.
>>
>>851709
>See if Pythos is alright!


>Mutate him again?
Get rid of that tail, or at least turn it into a normal draconian tail. It seems kinda dangerous...
>>
>>851709
>See if Pythos is alright!
We might need to lower the dopamine levels.
>Try to reduce his dopamine levels back to normal!
>>
>>851717
I'm against removing the tail.
It's good protection for their vulnerable backside
>>
>>851720
Except it'll just cause trouble for civilian life, not to mention that the primary threat to their rear would be a ranged attack. Which the tail fails to stop.
>>
>>851717
Supporting removing the scorpion tail
>>
>>851716
We haven't really done too much yet, word is still spreading.

You decide to see if Pythos is alright, and you go into the experimenting chambers.

"Pythos? You alright?"

"Huh? Yeah... Just a little scared, you know?"

"Ah. Everything alright?"

"Yeah... Hey, when am I getting out of here? I don't want anything else... This is already weird enough..."

He sounds calm, albeit nervous...

Actions

>Good. Good. Just checking in.
>Leave!
>...Anything feeling weird? Any pains in the arms? That sort of thing?
>Hey, listen... I'm sorry about making you into this, if you don't like it. I just have a friend who needs this.
>...So you might not like the next part... I sort of need to cut off your arm for this to see if it'll regrow.
>...Do you like your tail at all? It sort of is a scorpion tail now...
>Write-in
>>
>>851724
>It'll be a strain on their civilian life.
Well I doubt with all these mutations he has any chance at a normal civilian life but can we at least armor up his back?
>>
>>851731
>...Anything feeling weird? Any pains in the arms? That sort of thing?
>...Do you like your tail at all? It sort of is a scorpion tail now...

>>851735
It's not really protecting his back anymore then a normal Draconic tail would.
>>
>>851731
>Good. Good. Just checking in.
>Hey, listen... I'm sorry about making you into this, if you don't like it. I just have a friend who needs this.

>...Anything feeling weird? Any pains in the arms? That sort of thing?

>Write-in
"Speaking of which, I need to know about the regenerative abilities of the mutagen, though I won't force you through that if you don't want to.

However, I can assure you that if you allow me to test it, then I'll see about giving you a fair sum of money and a recommendation for your new life outside."


>>851735
I agree adding a little armour to the back would be smart.
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>>851741
I am asking if we can armor up his back and just remove the tail completely.
Because while the scorpion tail would help in close range confrontation apparently it's undesired.
>>
"Anything weird at all? Any pain?"

"I just feel really cold."

"Ah, right, just curious, do you like your tail now? It's sort of a scorpion tail."

"I'd rather not have one... It's a weird floppy thing on my ass."

"Ah... Listen, I'm sorry into making you into this. I have a friend who needs this, but I need to know about the regenerative abilities of the mutagen, though I won't force you though if you don't want me to... But I can assure you that if you allow me to test it, I'll see about giving you a fair sum of money and a recommendation for your new life outside."

"Wait, test regenerative..."

"I'm cutting your arm off, BUT if you don't want me to..."

He seems a little nervous.

"I just want to go home... I don't want my arm cut off..."

Actions

>Listen, I'll do something small... Like a finger.
>Listen, if I do this right, then it'll grow back fine.
>Can I be completely honest with you? You have no chance of a normal civilian life. Fuck, there aren't even clothes that would fit you.
>I promise it won't hurt. I have anesthetic.
>I'll be back, ok?
>Forget I mentioned it, big guy.
>Write-In
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>>851763
>Listen, I'll do something small... Like a finger.
>I promise it won't hurt. I have anesthetic.

His DNA is FUBAR
Where did we even get pythos from?
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>>851766
I think he was either a slave or a revolutionary or something. Criminal maybe?
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>>851772
I think we should just make him a castle guard.
Any civilian life he may have is fucked.
Tail or no tail
>>
Greece. He was a prisoner which you got from the Spartan Archon.

"Listen, I'll do something small, like a finger. It won't hurt at all, I have anesthetic."

"No, I don't want my finger cut off... I just... I barely even recognize my voice. I don't want any more tests, or experiments. I want to go back to Greece, not stay here and become a monster!"

He seems to be getting a little hostile with you, but his more calm nature seems to cool him down.

"Pythos, calm down... Please."

He seems to be trying to remain calm, but clearly is not happy about this.

Actions

>Listen... How about I give you a day to get used to this? It's really weird, I'll admit.
>Come on Pythos, you can do this.
>Pythos, if your thinking about breaking out of here, I can't let that happen. You'd be too dangerous.
>One day you'll be able to go back to Greece, ok? Just think about it...
>You aren't a monster, Pythos.
>Leave, you aren't consuling him anymore.
>Ok, ok... We won't do the test about cutting off your finger.
>Write-In
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>>851789
You know we could make a separate regeneration mutagen and test it on ourselves.
>Ok, ok... We won't do the test about cutting off your finger.
>You aren't a monster, Pythos.
>Listen... How about I give you a day to get used to this? It's really weird, I'll admit.
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>>851789
>Come on Pythos, you can do this.
>You aren't a monster, Pythos.
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>>851776
I have a cunning plan for him and his kin;


Throughout our travels, we have encountered many individuals and groups that would threaten our world, our people, our survival and so much more.

They can only be defeated by precise strikes, of powerful and skilled military, magical or other strength.


Thus we must gather a team of formidable individuals; the strongest men, the bravest soldiers, the greatest collection of our people possible. We must then unite them with great training and equipment; to act as the tip of our mighty spear (as our army is the shaft of it) against our enemies.


>>851789
>You aren't a monster, Pythos.
>Write-In
"Come with me, we can go up into the gardens and continue talking there for now. We could both use the fresh air..."
>>
"Come on, you can do this Pythos. But I agree we should take a little break for now... But Pythos, you aren't a monster..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can calm him down... Additional +3 if you can convince him he isn't a monster.
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>851802
"If you were a monster I wouldn't have continued to experiment; remember I want to give it to a friend, it would be kinda a dick move to make him into a monster."
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>851802
There are things much weirder than him.
He doesn't hold a candle to a multi story semi gelatinous wolf we are friends with
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>851802
Turn into a Half-Dragon. Being next to a person like him will help.
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>>851807
or the cuttlefish monster we keep in the basement or the huge demon dog we keep as a pet or that time we encountered a soviet crystal bear or any of the other shit we have seen, like skaven...
>>
16+7=23

Great Success!

You turn into a half dragon and get close to him.

"Listen, there's shit way weirder then you. Like a multistory gelatinous wolf, and you aren't a monster... It'd be a dick move to make him into one."

"I just... I barely recognize my body..."

"Listen, just calm down. If you want, you can take a walk around the gardens for a bit."

"That... That'd be good."

You help him up, and let him roam around the garden for a bit as you take a lunch break... You also tell Quoth to alert you in case he tries to run or anything. It also seems to be night outside... Damn, you've been working for a while...

Of course, while your eating your triple-buttered sandwich with extra tomato, which you just so happen to be eating in the gardens... You see Frankizka coming up to you.

"Hey Frankizka."

"Hey Ren!" She seems happy. Huh.

"Something good going on?"

"Well... Yeah!"

She sits down next to you, and seems quite happy.

"Well, what is it?"{/red]

"Well, that's a secret."

Actions

>Well, it's nice to see you in such a great mood, Frankizka.
>...Let me guess, you've gotten into the bloodwine again, haven't you?
>...Are you feeling alright?
>A secret, eh? Can you tell your husband this secret?
>Kiss her!
>Write-In
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>>851825
>Well, it's nice to see you in such a great mood, Frankizka.
>...Let me guess, you've gotten into the bloodwine again, haven't you?
>>
>>851825
>A secret, eh? Can you tell your husband this secret?

Did we ever kill that daemonette?
>>
>>851829
This
>>
"Well, it's nice to see you in such a great mood, Frankizka. But let me guess, you've gotten into the bloodwine again, haven't you?"

"...Just a little."

"...You drank it all, huh?"

"...Yeah." She seems a little embarrassed. And a little intoxicated.

"Well, good job. Mind if you tell your husband what this secret is?"

"...Do you know what date it is though? It's kind of important."

Actions

>...Is it your birthday?
>...Oh god, it's our... Oh no, it's the first time we met, isn't it?
>Our anniversary of when we got married?
>The day you found the bloodwine?
>I don't know honestly.
>Write-in
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>>851839
>...Oh god, it's our... Oh no, it's the first time we met, isn't it?
>>
>>851839
>...Is it your birthday?
>>
>>851839
>Our anniversary of when we got married?
>>
"Is it the first time we met?"

"Your... Kind of right. It's out anniversary. But at least you sort of remembered. Just curious, did you get me anything?" She seems a little happy that you kind of remembered...

Oh. Great.

Actions

>...Erh, no. Sorry.
>...I CAN get you something, give me an hour.
>..Well, sorry, but I don't celebrate anniversaries.
>Sure. Just give me an hour.
>Sure, but it's a secret, Frankizka.
>...Well... How about a tumble?
>Listen, we'll talk later, ok? I'm in the middle of something.
>Write-In
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>>851857
>Sure. Just give me an hour.
>>
>>851857
>Sure. Just give me an hour.
>>
>>851857
>Write-In
"Sorry, I've been really busy what with the terrorist attack, dealing with a slaneshi cult, making a mutagen for kyros since he lost his arm and a bunch of other things.

I will however now dedicate my self to making it up to you, give me sometime to get something good, okay?"
>>
"Sure. Just give me an hour, Frankizka. I've been really busy what with hte terrorist attack, dealing with a cult, and making a mutagen since he lost his arm... I'll dedicate my self though to making this up, just give me some time to get something good, okay?"

She kisses you and hugs you.

"Good luck... I don't blame you for forgetting. I nearly forgot myself."
The two of you begin to make out, and after a rather long time, she gets up.

"I'll be waiting in bed... I have something that might interest you later."

You wave goodbye... Wait, did she put lipstick on... Huh. Your lips taste like cherries. And blood.

So... What are we getting her?

Actions

>A bondage suit and whip. What else?
>The best french wine we can buy. And we'll put some of my blood in it.
>...Maybe she'd like some time with us only... A vacation with her for a week...
>I think we all know what she wants. A tumble.
>...What do you think she got us for our anniversary?
>I think we should get her some makeup equipment... Yeah, that'll be nice.
>...You know, maybe we should get her a cake, and put our blood into it. She'll love it.
>Let's do... Hm. Anyone have any ideas?
>...You know, maybe we should get her some lotion or something.
>Let's get her a boat!
>An umbrella.
>...How did a sister of Sigmar ever get to be that unchaste? Are we just that much of a corrupting influence?
>Write-in
>>
>>851897
>...How did a sister of Sigmar ever get to be that unchaste? Are we just that much of a corrupting influence?


>Let's get her a boat!
>...You know, maybe we should get her a cake, and put our blood into it. She'll love it.
>>
>>851897
>An umbrella.
>The best french wine we can buy. And we'll put some of my blood in it.

There's a lot of degeneracy prevalent in EDQ and WRQ when stuff like bondage suits are the first option for anniversary.
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>>851897
>...You know, maybe we should get her a cake, and put our blood into it. She'll love it.
>The best french wine we can buy. And we'll put some of my blood in it.
>Let's get her a boat!

Wine and pastries on a boat sounds very french
>>
Oh yeah.

So... How did a Sister of Sigmar ever get to be that unchaste? Are we that much of a corrupting influence?

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah.

YEAH.

Well. All the voices in your head agree that you are a very corrupting influence.

You decide to get her a cake, an umbrella, and the best french wine you can buy her... Not to mention a small boat! It takes you nearly two hours before you come home, and you rush up the stairs to... Huh. Candlelights... Huh. You see Frankizka waiting for you in her attractive dress.

"So, finally gotten home, monsieur?"

"Yeah... I got you a LOT of stuff... Which is waiting for you in the harbor... You'll love it, let me tell you.

"Ah, thank Sigmar. I was beginning to worry that my brave knight would of forgotten."

"...Well, I never forget dates..."

"Ah... So we should be getting to the dock, right?"

"Yep."

You fly her there, and set down in the harbor, right next to a small, but comfortable boat... Of course, you carry her presents for you, and the two of you get into the boat... She very nearly swoons at your presents, and greatly enjoys the cake and wine you've got her as the ship sails into the Baltic...

"I must say, you know the way to a woman's heart, Renexizious."

"Well, I have a career in swoonmancy."

She laughs a little.

"You should really make this cake more often. It's rather tasty... Thank you for the presents though... Say, have you looked at your gifts yet?"

"Yes... A bondage suit. How romantic."

She seems a little confused.

"Excuse me?"

"There's a bondage suit in here."

"Ah, well... I thought it would spice things up..."

"How romantic... Anything else?"

"Well, I got you some flowers, a box of chocolates... And the most expensive box of butter I could find. Oh, and did I mention a free babysitter for Renexiza?"

You can barely contain yourself in hugging her. Your prayers to Jupiter HAVE come true.

"Oh! And I nearly forgot... I erh... Well, you'll like it quite a bit. It's handmade."

"What is it?"

"...I got you a locket. Of you and me."
She pulls out two boxes...

"Oh. And a wedding ring... I think you sort of forgot something when you married me. I covered for you, don't worry."

Actions

>That's beautiful... Thank you for getting me a ring to remember you by. And a locket.
>...Ah, that bondage suit just so happens to fit me in half-dragon form... Wouldn't happen to be for tumbling tonight, would it?
>Eh. You can do better. I got you a boat, wine, cake...
>Is there butter in the chocolates?
>Make out with her!
>Get the two boxes and open them!
>Write-In
>>
>>851965
>That's beautiful... Thank you for getting me a ring to remember you by. And a locket.
>...Ah, that bondage suit just so happens to fit me in half-dragon form... Wouldn't happen to be for tumbling tonight, would it?
>Make out with her!
>>
>>851965
>That's beautiful... Thank you for getting me a ring to remember you by. And a locket.
>...Ah, that bondage suit just so happens to fit me in half-dragon form... Wouldn't happen to be for tumbling tonight, would it?
>Make out with her!

She got us a Bondage suit.
Wew.
>>
>>851965
>That's beautiful... Thank you for getting me a ring to remember you by. And a locket.
>...Ah, that bondage suit just so happens to fit me in half-dragon form... Wouldn't happen to be for tumbling tonight, would it?
>Make out with her!
>>
"That's... Beautiful. Thank you for getting me a ring to remember you by. And a locket."

You begin to make out with her madly!

"And... Not to mention a bondage suit that fits me in half dragon form that just so happens to be for tumbling later tonight..."

"Correct, monsieur..."

The two of you begin to make out madly once more, and after a while, you feel quite comfortable.

"So, try it on. Maybe we could give it a test run..."
She strokes the back of your neck.

"Together?"

Actions

>...I like it. Alright. I'll give this a chance.
>Nah... No thanks.
>How about when we get back? I'm getting sea sickness from this boat.
>...Make out with her again!
>So, you want to whip me this time around. Kinky.
>Only because it's our anniversary.
>...God, we're such fucking degenerates.
>Write-In
>>
>>851993
>Nah... No thanks.
This is awfully slaaneshi...
>>
>>851993
>Nah... I'm not a masochist. I can't even feel pain

I dont like her keikaku.
>>
"Nah... No thanks."

"...Really?" She seems confused.

"Yeah. Sounds awfully Slaaneshian."

"...Seriously?" She begins to shapeshift... Oh fuck...
She's the daemonette! Albit attractive. Wait, that's what Daemonettes are, fuck...
You begin to curse wildly.
She isn't "oh god what the fuck" but is notably daemonic, mostly from purple skin and horns.

"I have worked my ass off for the past three weeks to get close to you, learn about you, replicate your vampire girlfriend's voice, not to mention accent... By Slaaneshi's tits, I even fucking liked you. I made those things myself, damn it..."

"Wait... What happened to Frankizka?"

"She's in your dungeon. She's alright, but now I'm fucking pissed off."

"...So she isn't a borderline Slaaneshian?"

"Not at all. Now, can you get in the bondage suit so I don't have to infiltrate again to fucking seduce you?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"Why the fuck would I?! This is Slaaneshian as hell!"

She sighs.

"You know, I really did like you. Your a nice guy, attractive, and fucking amazing in bed, but I have a job from Slaanesh to do, sorry."

A whip seems to manifest in her arms. And is on fire, glowing purple.

"One last chance. Put on the suit, let me take your soul, or get the shit kicked out of you by a daemonette."

"I could just turn into a dragon... In f-"

On your neck, something hurts.

"Nah. I don't play easy. You do that, and your head explodes."

"Shit... When does it wear off?"

"Oh, I'd say... Three days."

Actions

>Fuck you, no. I'm not getting in that. (Fight her!)
>So... Why exactly do you want to take my soul if you like me? (Try to reason with her!)
>Well, I guess...
>...Wait, so let me get this straight... For the past three weeks, I've been tumbling a DEMON?
>Jump off the ship! You'll swim! Ha! Bet she didn't think of that.
>Props to you for planning ahead.
>...Try to lower her guard by complimenting her!
>You know, I'll admit, for a Daemonette of Slaanesh, you are a lot less "rape tentacles" and more "bondage and kinky as fuck."
>Write-In
>>
>>852052
>So... Why exactly do you want to take my soul if you like me? (Try to reason with her!)
Do as the Romans would. Negotiate first and fight if all else fails.
>>
>>852052
>So... Why exactly do you want to take my soul if you like me? (Try to reason with her!)
This keikaku just got much worse.
>>
"So, why do you want to take my soul if you like me?"

"Well, I'm already in deep shit for prolonging this... Slaanesh thinks I'm actually going soft on you."

"Just curious, were YOU behind the vore/furfag cult?"

"What? No, I was with you for three weeks. Besides, vorephilia and furfaggotry isn't what I like."

"Nice to see a daemonette even has standards."

"Yeah."

Actions

>You know, you aren't that bad for a Slaaneshian. A lot more tame.
>But why follow Slaanesh's orders to kill someone you like?
>Just saying, you were great in bed...
>Listen, you don't stand a fucking chance against me...
>Listen, would you steal someone's soul if they're this good in bed? Seriously?
>Summon Blondi!
>Summon Smaug!
>Write-In
>>
>>852086
>You know, you aren't that bad for a Slaaneshian. A lot more tame.
>But why follow Slaanesh's orders to kill someone you like?
>Plus this fight wouldn't really be one sided. I still have some boons from khorne I can use.
>>
>>852086
>You know, you aren't that bad for a Slaaneshian. A lot more tame.
>But why follow Slaanesh's orders to kill someone you like?
>Listen, would you steal someone's soul if they're this good in bed? Seriously?
>>
"You know, you aren't that bad for a Slaaneshian, a lot more tame. Besides, this fight wouldn't be one sided, I still have boons from Khorne I can use."

"Good... I like a hard fight."

"But first, why follow Slaanesh's orders to kill someone you like? Why would you steal someone's soul if they're this good in bed?"

"...Well... It created me. It just feels right, I guess... And normally I wouldn't, I just have a job to do..." She seems uncomfortable talking about this.

"So?"

"Listen, can we fight? I'm not here to talk. I mean, earlier I was, but now I have to take you in, sorry..."

Actions

>Your getting through to her! Continue talking to her!
>Fine... Fight her!
>I could never hurt someone I tumbled. (Or if you want to, you could include love.)
>Listen, I don't hurt women. Unless it's an accident... Your a woman, right?
>Would you follow Slaanesh's orders to the point of suicide? Because that's what it is.
>...Slaanesh is a terrible role model for women like you. You should find another one.
>Write-in.
>>
>>852125
>Fine... Fight her!
Be a gentleman and give her what she wants
>>
>>852125
>Would you follow Slaanesh's orders to the point of suicide? Would you really be okay with that? Is how you feel really mean that little?
>>
You lazily swing a fist at her, and she dodges easily, whipping at you. It misses too, though.

"Listen, would you follow Slaanesh's orders to the point of suicide? Would you really be okay with that? Is how you feel really mean that little?"

You can tell you've slightly struck a nerve...

"I follow it since it created me! I... It's not suicide!"

She whips at you, cutting your face a little.

"Really? You'd be okay with that? To serve someone who doesn't care about how you feel?"

"I erh..."
She pauses for a little bit, considering...

Actions

>Seriously. Think about it, Slaanesh doesn't care about you at all. If it did, it wouldn't make you go after me, or betray me!
>...Take this opportunity to punch her! But this will no doubt end negotiations.
>...She's paused. Freeze her, or shoot a laser, or breathe fire in her face!
>Stay silent. Let her make the decision.
>Write-In
>>
>>852156
>Stay silent. Let her make the decision.
>So what's your choice? Not what Slaanesh, me, or anyone else wants? What do YOU want?
>>
>>852156
>...She's paused. Freeze her, or shoot a laser, or breathe fire in her face!
Shoot a laser at her!
>>
>>852125
>Your getting through to her! Continue talking to her!
>Would you follow Slaanesh's orders to the point of suicide? Because that's what it is.


>Write-in.
"Slannesh may have made you but that doesn't mean it controls you; you are a independent and self-aware being. Slannesh is the collectivised concept of excess and indulgence, it exists because mortals and immortals alike exist. Ergo, you were made by beings like me who made slannesh.

Slaanesh can't reach you here, it's power is too weak here to do anything. Don't make a bad decision, take your time and think it out...

In the mean time I am going to write my will out, my nation will need guidance if I die in order to not fall apart entirely... again.

Also, could you tell my wives I loved them and set the real Frankizka free. I also would need you to arrange for Kyros to get his mutagen and for a few other such things."
>>
>>852171
Missed the post, oh well it'll still work for>>852171
>>
"Listen, Slaanesh may of made you but that doesn't mean it controls you; you are a independent and self-aware being. Slaanesh doesn't care what you want. But, what do YOU want?"

"...Me?"

"Yes, you. Slaanesh can't reach you here! It's too weak to anything. Just take your time, and think."

"I mean... I... I don't know what else to do... My entire existence was for Slaanesh... And I don't want to hurt you at all."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get the Daemonette to not fight you! Additional +3 if you give it ideas on what it can do! Additional +2 if you confront it on why she likes you!
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>852196
This is somewhat awkward.
>>
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>852196
"You could join me, I mean clearly you are interested in me, aren't you? I mean, you have had many chances to kill me whilst I slept and yet you waited, if not love then why?

Or you could go with one of this world's gods. There are a few that would take you in if I asked. The Romans, for example would probably accept you under them and ask little of you.

Lastly you could just wander and wonder until you figure out something on your own."
>>
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>852196
And why don't you want to hurt me?
Why do you care about me so much?
Why am I not another job?
You need to answer this.
For me and more importantly for you.
>>852202
Nice crit.
>>
Holy shit anons.

Critical Success!

She looks at you, then sighs.

"I... I can't do it. I don't know why..."
She throws down her whip, and sits on the edge of the ship.

"...I like you too much. You... Your a nice guy, you know that?"

"Really? No fight? No confrontation?"

"...No... I need time to think... I just... Well. Thank you, I guess."

She looks down, a little saddened.

"I erh... I'm sorry for trying to kill you. I'm sorry for lying to you... And I'm sorry for kidnapping your second wife." She seems like she's about to cry... Holy shit, you are one smooth motherfucker.

Actions

>Thank you for your apology.
>...Well... I guess I should get this ship into port.
>For a daemonette, you sure are a pussy.
>Go over to her and hug her?
>...Go up to her... And try to kill her by shooting a laser at her head!
>If you want, you can stay with me. You don't seem like that bad of a girl.
>...Listen, I'll let you off at port, and you'll go wander around, try to find something to do.
>...I'm sorry, but I can't just let you roam around... Your going to be kept as a prisoner in my palace, alright?
>Can you shapeshift at all?
>Write-In
>>
>>852239
>Thank you for your apology.
>If you want, you can stay with me. You don't seem like that bad of a girl.
>...Well... I guess I should get this ship into port.
>>
>>852239
>If you want, you can stay with me. You don't seem like that bad of a girl.
>Thank you for your apology.
>...Well... I guess I should get this ship into port.
>>
>>852239
>If you want, you can stay with me. You don't seem like that bad of a girl.
>Can you shapeshift at all?
>...Well... I guess I should get this ship into port.

What if we convert her to be a daemon of Venus, the Roman goddess of beauty and love.
>>
"Thank you for your apology. I should probably get this ship into port... But if you want, you could stay with me. You don't seem like that bad of a girl."

"...But what would I do?"

Actions

>Hey, you remembered my anniversary, are good in bed... If you want... Well, we could try to be a couple.
>Well... I mean, you could just be a concubine or something...
>...Listen... Do you love me or not?
>Can you get out of your daemon form? You'll creep people out.
>Hug her?
>You know... Maybe you should learn a little about Venus... The Roman goddess of beauty and love. Maybe you'll like her.
>Feel free to do whatever you want... So long as it's nothing too degenerate.
>You know, you could always be one of my servants.
>Write-In
>>
>>852264
>You know... Maybe you should learn a little about Venus... The Roman goddess of beauty and love. Maybe you'll like her.
>Hug her?
>>
>>852264
>You know... Maybe you should learn a little about Venus... The Roman goddess of beauty and love. Maybe you'll like her.
>Hug her?
>>
>>852264
>You know... Maybe you should learn a little about Venus... The Roman goddess of beauty and love. Maybe you'll like her.
>Hug her?

This was an interesting turn of events
>>
>>852277
At first I was all like
>Purge the daemons!
But now I'm like
>Wanna talk about this?
>>
>>852286
It's because she wasn't a completely degenerate unremorseful asshole.
Which was surprising.
>>
This is like one of my manga books! You think loudly, as you hug her...

"You know... Maybe you should learn a little about Venus. The Roman Goddess of beauty and love. Maybe you'll like her."

"A-alright..."
She begins to cry a little on your arm...

Flames meanwhile, is in disbelief.

How. How the fuck... For some reason, you can get rape daemons and rape victims to fall in love with you. HOW.

Actions

>...Every woman wants the Dragon D.
>Cry more. Your tears are delicious.
>Well, I'm personally amazed the only woman you can get is Chrysoula... Which really is kind of hard to tell, under all that muscle and fur... Even then, she's kind of mine...
>Rest in peace Flames.
>Well... Honestly, I have no idea.
>Well, I'm just a good person, I guess. Also, I just know what the right thing is.
>Your dumpstat is Charisma, Flames. You should know this.
>Write-In
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>>852319
Yeah. I thought we were just going to destroy her and send her back to the warp but it turns out she's alright.

>>852329
>Well... Honestly, I have no idea.
Really good charisma when it's need I guess.
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>>852329
>Your dumpstat is Charisma, Flames. You should know this.
>It's just knowing the right things to say and do.

Diplomancy imba plz nerf.
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Charisma is the new meta.

Well... Your dumpstat is Charisma, Flames. You should know this. And it's just knowing the right things to say and do.

I'm going to get a new wife after this shit... He says.

Actions

>Don't worry, maybe one day you can be an alpha like me.
>Solaire, any woman in your life you like right now? You tend to stay quiet.
>...Really? A new wife just because I was so good at groping a daemonette?
>If you want, I can help you.
>Good luck Flames. Good luck.
>Write-in
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>>852358
>Solaire, any woman in your life you like right now? You tend to stay quiet.
>...Really? A new wife just because I was so good at groping a daemonette?
>If you want, I can help you.
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>>852358
>Hopefully Chrysoula is okay with that.
>So what about you Solaire?
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>>852358
>Solaire, any woman in your life you like right now? You tend to stay quiet.
>...Really? A new wife just because I was so good at groping a daemonette?
>>
Really? A new wife because I was so good at groping. If you want, I could help you.

Yeah, thanks.

So, what about you, Solaire?

Well... I personally don't see too many women I like.

Oh.

Actions

>Well, it's time to find you a wife, Solaire...
>What do you like in a woman anyways?
>Well... Just tell me if you like a woman and I'll put on the charm, Solaire.
>I'll find you a woman eventually, Solaire.
>So, who were you ogling earlier, Flames?
>Let's go back to real life...
>Write-In
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>>852406
>What do you like in a woman anyways?
>I'll keep an eye out if you want.
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>>852406
>So, who were you ogling earlier, Flames?
>>
What do you like in a woman anyways?

...Well... I'm not too sure, honestly.

I see... So, Flames... Who were you look at earlier?

Well... Got any suggestions? I don't really know either.

Actions

>Ah. I see. Well, I'll see the two of you later...
>Give a suggestion to Flames?
>Give a suggestion to Solaire/
>Flames is such a cuck that he lets me decide for him. Ha.
>...You know, maybe I should give the two of you more time out. I'll grow three heads in my half-dragon form more often.
>...Flames, didn't you say you wanted me to help you court Frankizka?
>Write-in
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>>852438
>Ah. I see. Well, I'll see the two of you later...
I kind of want to get Liz a second head. It just seems like a better matching
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>>852438
>Ah. I see. Well, I'll see the two of you later...
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Well... Yeah, I'll see you later.

You return back to reality, and consoling and hugging the daemonette.

Actions

>Try to cheer her up?
>Just hug her until she stops crying.
>Let me just tell you, worshiping any another god besides Slaanesh is a good thing.
>...Fuck it. Kiss her?
>They really should stop calling you Daemonettes and start calling you Damselettes.
>Hey, can you let go? I need to drive this ship back to port.
>Write-In

>>852450
Thanks for reminding me anon, I was going to upgrade Liz later.
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>>852483
>Just hug her until she stops crying.
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>>852483
>Let me just tell you, worshiping any another god besides Slaanesh is a good thing.
Write-In
>What's your name?
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>>852483
>Let me just tell you, worshiping any another god besides Slaanesh is a good thing.
>Just hug her until she stops crying.
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You continue to hug her.

"Let me just tell you, that worshiping any other god besides Slaanesh is a good thing... Say, what's your name?"

"...Just call me... Erh.. Vasara."

"What's your sacred name?"

"Well, it's Vaszur, alright... Don't tell everyone it, ok?"

"I won't."

You hug her until she calms down... She's still a little emotional though...

"Thank you... I'm erh, sorry about all of this..."

Actions

>Listen, you don't need to apologize any more, ok? Your repenting, and that's a good thing.
>...Hug me all you want, seriously. I'm used to it, for the gods sake I have three wives.
>Come on, when we get home, everything will be a lot better.
>...So, can you shapeshift please? Not that your daemonette form is a little terrifying... It's just that the Ruinous Powers have a way of spreading when they see daemons.
>...So... I guess your staying with me. Huh.
>So you just flat-out told me your sacred name? You must trust me a lot.
>Begin to drive back!
>So... Just a question... Do you want to be a couple at all?
>Write-In
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>>852536
>Listen, you don't need to apologize any more, ok? Your repenting, and that's a good thing.
>...Hug me all you want, seriously. I'm used to it, for the gods sake I have three wives.
>Come on, when we get home, everything will be a lot better.
>...So... I guess your staying with me. Huh.
>Begin to drive back!
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>>852536
>Listen, you don't need to apologize any more, ok? Your repenting, and that's a good thing.
>...Hug me all you want, seriously. I'm used to it, for the gods sake I have three wives.
>...So, can you shapeshift please? Not that your daemonette form is a little terrifying... It's just that the Ruinous Powers have a way of spreading when they see daemons.

Renexizious:Daemon collector.
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It's like pokeman. But with demons.

"Listen... You don't need to apologize any more, ok? Your repenting and that's a good thing... And hug me all you want. Seriously. I'm used to it, for the gods sake I have three wives. But when we get back home, everything will be a lot better, you'll even be staying with me... But could you shapeshift please? Not that your daemonette form is a little terrifying... I'm just worried about the Ruinous Powers spreading."

"Oh... Sure. Hey uh... What do you want me to look like?"

"Oh. Right... Erh..."

"Oh, wait... You might want the presents I gave you to give back to Frankizka... She doesn't actually know your anniversary was today."

"Oh... Wait, seriously?"

"I mean, if you want. I did make that locket myself though, and I did get you those things."

"...Including the bondage suit?"

"Erh... That's kind of mine. Can I have it?"

Actions

>What? I think it looks good on me. I'll hold onto it for you, ok?
>Toss it overboard into the water!
>...Only, and ONLY if you purify it with holy water.
>Sure, I guess. I'm not interested in this.
>Is there daemonic taint in there?
>Erh... Where exactly did you get this from? I don't know any sex shops that sell bondage suits for half-dragons.
>...No, I'll keep your presents. They were nice...
>Thank you for letting me give them to my wife. But not the bondage suit, no way.
>I'll give all of these to my wife.
>...Well... What can you look like when you shapeshift? Like, what choices do I have exactly?
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>>852611
>Sure, I guess. I'm not interested in this.
>Erh... Where exactly did you get this from? I don't know any sex shops that sell bondage suits for half-dragons.
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>>852611
>Is there daemonic taint in there?
>Well you could like remove the horns and match my skin color and you could pass as a normal person.
>Erh... Where exactly did you get this from? I don't know any sex shops that sell bondage suits for half-dragons.
>>
"Well, you could just remove the horns, and match my skin color and you'd pass... But just curious, is there daemonic taint in this?"

"Nope."

"...Where exactly did you get this from anyways? I don't know any sex shops that sell bondage suits for half-dragons."

"I sort of made it myself too..."

She grabs it, and it bursts into purple flame, and it vanishes.

"Ah... Well..."

She begins to shapeshift again, looking like a different person completely, having ginger hair.

"Nice... Well, time to get home. Today's been exciting, that's for sure."

You begin to drive home... When you feel Quoth teleport right next to you.

"My sources are telling me that there's a Slaaneshian on t-"

He turns around.

"...You do know that the daemonette from earlier is RIGHT BEHIND YOU. Where is your sense of paranoia, damn it? If you die, I die! "

Actions

>...Relax, she's cool, Quoth.
>Wait, seriously? If I die, you die? Does that extend to Blondi?
>Paranoia isn't the correct way to solve everything.
>...Say hi to my new friend. Or girlfriend... I erh, I don't know where we are, really.
>...Desummon Quoth.
>...So, if you could tell me who was a Slaaneshian at any time, why didn't you?
>Wow, really? Holy shit, I'm fucking terrified.
>Write-In
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>>852676
>...Relax, she's cool, Quoth.
>...So, if you could tell me who was a Slaaneshian at any time, why didn't you?
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>>852676
>Wait, seriously? If I die, you die? Does that extend to Blondi?
>...Relax, she's cool, Quoth.
>...Say hi to my new friend. Or girlfriend... I erh, I don't know where we are, really.
>>
"Wait, seriously? If I die, you die? Does that extend to Blondi?"

"Erh, well, yeah."

"Oh. But relax Quoth, she's cool. And she's my new friend. Or girlfriend, I don't know where we are, really... Wait, if you could tell me who was a Slaaneshian at any time, why didn't you?"

"I erh... Well... I can only do that with daemons... And I heard a Disguise roll..."

You just sigh.

"So... Why exactly are you friends with her now? She'll just betray you later."

Actions

>Oh shut it you.
>Wait, really? She will?
>...Because she has emotions? I thought most daemons were unemotional pieces of shit.
>...Well, she's actually quite nice once you get to know her.
>Have you ever actually talked to a Daemonette before?
>...You know, I should probably ask her where we stand. It's a little confusing, since I did tumble and grope her when she was disguised as Frankizka, but now since that's gone... I mean, it could be weird.
>Write-In
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>>852724
>...You know, I should probably ask her where we stand. It's a little confusing, since I did tumble and grope her when she was disguised as Frankizka, but now since that's gone... I mean, it could be weird.
I bet Quoth is a anti-social nerd though
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>>852724
>Have you ever actually talked to a Daemonette before?
>...You know, I should probably ask her where we stand. It's a little confusing, since I did tumble and grope her when she was disguised as Frankizka, but now since that's gone... I mean, it could be weird.
>>852738
That can break the fourth wall somewhat.
Should be useful.
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>>852724
>...You know, I should probably ask her where we stand. It's a little confusing, since I did tumble and grope her when she was disguised as Frankizka, but now since that's gone... I mean, it could be weird.
>...Well, she's actually quite nice once you get to know her.
>Have you ever actually talked to a Daemonette before?
>Wait, really? She will?
>>
"You know, I'm going to ask her where we stand, exactly... It's probably a little confusing. But she's actually quite nice once you get to know her. But have you ever actually talked to a Daemonette before?"

"Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaattt. Of course I have." He chirps.

You look at him, entertained.

"I talk to many fine avian daemonettes."

"Such as?"

He pauses to think.

"Exactly, you fucking nerd."

You put Quoth on the wheel and he chirps angrily at you, as you go up to Vasura.

"Hey... I was wondering. Where exactly do we stand?"

"I mean... I don't know, actually. I don't know a lot about mortal relationships, surprisingly enough."

Actions

>I'd say... Friends. Yeah. That sounds good.
>...I'm not mortal. I'm IMMORTAL.
>I'd say... Well, Friends with benefits. Yeah...
>...I'd say we're a couple, and we'll see how we get along living with each other.
>...Fuck it... How about we just skip to the wife stage?
>This is weird, since I barely know you, just saying.
>Write-in
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>>852767
>Probably some strange area between friends with benefits and a couple. We should probably pick which we want to be sometime soon.
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>>852767
>...I'm not mortal. I'm IMMORTAL.
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>>852767
>I'd say... Friends. Yeah. That sounds good.
>>
Waiting fifteen minutes.
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>>852798

I'll switch to this.
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"I'm not mortal. I'm IMMORTAL."

"Oh, sorry."

"Yeah. it's fine... I'd say we're in a strange area. But I'd say we're friends. Yeah."

"Yeah..."

You eventually arrive home with Vasura... She's a little confused on what being a "friend" is, so you kind of have to clarify it with her. She's slightly disappointed.

"I guess I'll see you around?" She says, hopefully.

"Yeah. I'll see you soon, alright?"

The two of you just awkwardly say your goodbyes.

"Oh, by the way... Frankizka's in the dungeon. She's a little nippy right now though."

"I should probably go do that."

"Yeah... Hey, I guess it was kind of nice to reveal myself to you. See you around, I guess."

"Yep."

Actions

>...See you later.
>...Well, thanks for the bloodwine.
>...Just saying, you owe me one blood cake... And lots of bloodwine.
>...Stay safe, alright?
>I promise I'll see you later.
>Pat her on the head?
>Hug her as a goodbye?
>Later we'll go look at worshiping Venus together, ok?
>Write-In
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>>852908
>I promise I'll see you later.
>Pat her on the head?
>Hug her as a goodbye?
>Later we'll go look at worshiping Venus together, ok?
>>
>>852908
>Hug her as a goodbye?
>Later we'll go look at worshiping Venus together, ok?
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"I promise I'll see you later."

You give her a hug, and pat her on the haed.

"We'll worship Venus soon, ok?"

"Yeah. I'll see you, alright?"

You go down to find Frankizka... You find her on the last of the cells, tied up, and... Well, looking fucking terrible. She looks pissed off too, and is banging on the window hard enough where there's cracks...
But she can't see you.
Can she? Or is she just delirious? Either way, she seems to be... Well, she kind of reminds you of a bat!

Actions

>Release her immediately!
>...Nope, she's probably delirious with lack of blood... Go get something to feed her so she doesn't snack on you!
>...First, where the hell is Pythos? Look for him.
>...Get a slave to feed her.
>Write-In
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>>852961
>Release her immediately!
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>>852961
>...Nope, she's probably delirious with lack of blood... Go get something to feed her so she doesn't snack on you!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Release her!
2=Feed her something!
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>>852971
I'll switch to this
>>852961
So when we groped frankizka and she was mumbling shit about knights that was the daemonette?
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You decide to release her immediately...

She lunges out of the cell, and rushes straight for your neck, unable to reason!

Crap.

Roll me a 1d20-2 to dodge! And if you want to, try to reason with her!
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>>853042
Yep.
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Rolled 17 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>853044
Slaanesh daemonettes are just so deceiving... and good in bed as well I might add.
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Rolled 8 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>853049
Wait so if we tumbled her then I assume our soul would be at risk?
>>853044
She can shapeshift.
And she spent weeks copying everything about you!
I also have gifts!
>>
17-2=15

Success!

You dodge out of the way of her lunge...She seems to have fallen on the ground and is trying to get up.

Actions

>Try to reason with her!
>Release one of the human prisoners to sate her need for blood!
>Explain why you tumbled a daemonette for three weeks to her!
>Show her your presents you got her!
>Release a minotaur to sate her need for blood!
>Let her bite onto your neck... Though it's quite likely she'll drain you completely of blood before she realizes she should stop!
>Try to restrain her!
>Punch her! Try to knock her out!
>Write-in
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>>853091
>Try to restrain her!
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>>853091
>Release one of the human prisoners to sate her need for blood!

God I love having and using slaves to sate our wife's bloodlust.
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>>853103
iirc frankizka hates killing people via draining them.
But I will switch to this as it's less dangerous for us.
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You decide to release one of the human prisoners!

"I'm free! I'm finally free!" The human cheers... As your wife sneaks you behind him. And bites him on the neck. He screams in terror!

Actions

>Wait until Frankizka completely drains him of blood!
>Wait until he falls unconscious!
>Restrain Frankizka!
>Write-In
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>>853128
>Wait until he falls unconscious!
Then restrain her.
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>>853128
>Wait until he falls unconscious!

>>853123
I have one very simple philosophy when it comes to out of control vampires in our house be it Franzizka, Julius or anyone else.
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You wait until he falls unconscious!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can restrain her!
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>853143
We always have Minotaurs if she's still hungry
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>853143
Rollan
>>853140
Good thing this isn't one of those moralfag quests
>>
Our morals only extend to our waifus.

11+5=16

Borderline Failure!

You pin her, but she nearly drains the man of blood before she weasels out of your grip... She seems to have enough sensibility to not attack you, and has just gone back to a more pleasant skin color of very pale white, with red eyes... She's still clearly starving... And is looking at the man hungrily.

Actions

>Put the man back in his cell!
>Frankizka, no! Bad Frankizika! I already had to deal with one crying woman today!
>...Get out the bloodwine bottles.
>Let her finish off the human...
>...Open a second cell of human, though that's your last prisoner...
>Open the cell to a minotaur, even as bro-tier as they are!
>Over here Frankizka, over here girl!
>Tell her to drink from you... You can probably get her to stop.
>Write-In
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>>853171
>Frankizka, no! Bad Frankizika! I already had to deal with one crying woman today!


Also Nazi experiment quest/werewolf Reich quest morality is big there. Fucking moral fags won't even let us kill a random knight for his horse in D&D world
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>>853171
>Frankizka, no! Bad Frankizika! I already had to deal with one crying woman today!
>...Get out the bloodwine bottles.
>>
"No Frankizka! Bad Frankizka! I already had to deal with one crying woman today!"

She seems to ignore, or simply can't process what your saying, slowly getting closer to the man...

So you get out the bloodwine bottles, she can smell the blood...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if she goes for the man or bottles... Additional +2 if you can reason with her. A +2 if you can try to make bottles seem more tasty then human!
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>853227
>>
14+5=19

Success!

You hand her a bottle and she begins to drink from it... So you hand her bottles in succession.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if this sates her thirst!
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>853251
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>853251
Her thirst is fierce
>>
10+4=14

Failure!

She goes through a fuckton of bottles before collapsing, drunk...

"Ergh..." She moans.

"Frankizka? Are you alright?"

"...That wine tastes great... Hey... Tasting... Wine?" She sounds drunk as hell, and her speech is slurred.

She seems confused, and passes out. It seems she can't handle liquor well. At all.

"Frankizka?"

She snores loudly...

Actions

>...Get up and help her to bed.
>...Grope her just to make sure she's the real Frankizka.
>...You'd rather her not waking up and trying to drink your blood while you sleep... Leave her down here.
>...Kiss her! She's the REAL Frankizka, hopefully.
>Put the guy back in his cell!
>Try to wake Frankizka up!
>Write-In
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>>853276
>...Get up and help her to bed.
>>
>>853276
>Put the guy back in his cell!
Frankizka's emergency blood pack can't leave
>...Kiss her! She's the REAL Frankizka, hopefully.
>...Get up and help her to bed.
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You put the guy back in his cell, and kiss Frankizka... So you help her up to bed.

You head up to the bedroom, and put her in bed...

"Cats... Are cute..." She says, slurred.

"Yes dear, cats are cute."

"...Can we..." She lets out a huge burp, which you laugh at. Who knew such a slim woman could burp so loudly?

"Can we... What are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, nothing... What do you want?"

"A cute kitty..." She says, too tired to think.

Actions

>We can get you all the cats you want, dear.
>Any reason why?
>...You know, I always wanted a cat.
>Summon Blondi. He's a good cat.
>I think you need to get to sleep, we'll talk in the morning.
>Are you thirsty at all?
>Pet her on the head. So adorable.
>Write-In
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>>853302
>We can get you all the cats you want, dear.
>Are you thirsty at all?
>Pet her on the head. So adorable.
So qt
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>>853302
>We can get you all the cats you want, dear.
>I think you need to get to sleep, we'll talk in the morning.
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You pet the drunk Frankizka on the head.

"We can get you all the cats you want, dear."

"...Yeah... Cats are adorable..."

"Are you thirsty at all?"

"...A little..."

"Let's talk in the morning, ok? I'm surprised your talking coherently."

You go to sleep, Frankizka burping whenever you squeeze her a little too hard.

You wake up in the morning next to a groaning Frankizka. She seems to have a hangover.

Actions

>Frankizka? You alright?
>Hug her tightly... Thank Jupiter she's back.
>Have any weird dreams about cats?
>Kiss her and get up out of bed! You have work to do!
>...Sigh... Get a few slaves to take care of her until she recovers.
>You'll take care of her until she recovers from the hangover!
>Write-In
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>>853333
>Kiss her and get up out of bed! You have work to do!
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>>853333
>Frankizka? You alright?
>Hug her tightly... Thank Jupiter she's back.
Nice quads.
>>
Thanks.

You hug Frankizka tightly.

"You alright?"

"Ergh... I think I have... My first hangover..."

"Really? Never drank before?"

"No..." She groans.
Oh god, that must be rough.

Actions

>Just hug her. She needs company.
>How brutal is it?
>If you want, I could make a greasy hamburger, with blood in it. Can you eat food with blood in it?
>Sorry, but I have work...
>We'll hang out later tonight, ok?
>Write-in
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>>853367
>Sorry, but I have work...
>We'll hang out later tonight, ok?
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>>853367
>Sorry, but I have work...
>We'll hang out later tonight, ok?
Still need to cure the gay.
Hang out with Kat and teach Renexizia necromancy.

Why don't we raise a blackguard to babysit her?
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>>853385
I think Liz is doing a good job teaching her to be British in a civilized manner. Ren we can probably hold off on. In the mean time I think we should work on growing the Roman religion.
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"Sorry, but I have work... We'll hang out later, ok?"

"Ergh... Yeah..."

You kiss her, and leave...

You go to find Pythos... Which after searching nearly everywhere... You find he went back to his cell. How obedient.
Or maybe it's because he just doesn't know what to do.

Your chief servant also reports that Protestants have begun to protest at city hall, but it seems the Catholics don't care too much about your gay marriage legalization. Maybe it's because you ate a protestant church...

Actions

>Go down to see Pythos and finish your experiments!
>You did say to Khorne you'd increase his cult size and get him some souls...
>You should make sure Renexizia isn't up to any property damage!
>...See how the new local Daemonette is adjusting to life here.
>Take care of the anti-legalization protests!
>You should spend some time with Katariina... Make sure she's alright, that sort of thing.
>You have a nation to run, and you haven't really taken care of it for a while... Call a cabinet meeting to see if anything's changed.
>That mutagen you made is strong enough... Take it to Kryos!
>Try to spread the Roman pantheon's faith here!
>Write-in
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>>853409
>You have a nation to run, and you haven't really taken care of it for a while... Call a cabinet meeting to see if anything's changed.
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>>853409
>You have a nation to run, and you haven't really taken care of it for a while... Call a cabinet meeting to see if anything's changed.
Then we need the regeneration mutagen.
Then Roman faith
And more stuff.
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You decide to call a cabinet meeting to see if anything's changed while you've been busy...

Everyone but Kryos attends.

"So... Anything change?"

"Erh... Well, there's been reports of somesort of hydra sinking cargo ships off of Wales. Your wife is planning to deal with it though later today."

"I see... Anything else?"

"Scotland's demanded independence from Elizabeth, And erh... Well... Reuviere has requested you grant France independence." Victor says.

"...Why would I do that?"

"He says that he and his family are under death threats daily and he'd like to break off as a separate country... He's not really seeking confrontation though, and if you disagree, there will be no civil war or anything like that."

"Ah... So essentially a "please let me leave" deal?"

"Precisely."

Actions

>I think that's fair... He still idolizes me, right? I suppose an alliance could be good.
>Who cares about him and his family? France is MY vassal state. He can be damned if he's breaking out.
>Send him apologies, but I'd rather not have a nation break out. It sets a bad example.
>...I think I should replace Reuviere and his family then, if he's scared that he might be killed...
>HOW DARE HE! I won't even tolerate the word "break away!" I want his head, damn it!
>Write-In
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>>853454
>Send him apologies, but I'd rather not have a nation break out. It sets a bad example.

Hasn't France been in turmoil since before we got back from the warhammer world?
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>>853454
>Send him apologies, but I'd rather not have a nation break out. It sets a bad example.

Oh dear we should deal with Hydra lady before an altercation starts
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"Well, send him apologies but I'd rather not set a bad example."

"Right... There's also the case of Julius."

"What about him?"

"Well... There's been a few witnesses claiming he's a vampire, but most are ignored, sir... There's also the case that he's doing human experimentation."

"...Ah. Really?"

"Yeah... It's mostly just rumors right now."

Actions

>...Do whatever you can to silence those witnesses. Murder even. I can't let people find out.
>So? Who cares.
>Just say that the Empire is looking into it, alright?
>...Maybe we should do something about his vampirism.
>You know, maybe I should visit Estonia and Lativa. And hope that he isn't going full vampire overlord.
>Send him some bloodwine. He'll love the stuff.
>I'm so proud of him... Human experimentation. Brings a tear to the eye.
>Write-In
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>>853523
>So? Who cares.
>Just say that the Empire is looking into it, alright?

Liz will eventually have a cure for vampirism so it's okay
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>>853523
>Send him some bloodwine. He'll love the stuff.
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"So? Who cares. Just say the Empire is looking into it, alright?"

"Right..."

"Oh, and send him some bloodwine."

Kristijan raises his hand, and you answer his question. He seems intoxicated.

"...We aren't actually putting girls into the armed forces, are we? I heard talk about that, comrade."

Treasury: 11$ Million

Actions

>We aren't, don't worry...
>...Well, we still need to arm the Yuan-Ti for extra manpower... Speaking of which, send the money required... Five million, right?
>Well, I was thinking about having undead legions...
>What, don't want women in the armed forces?
>We'll keep our waifus at home, boys.
>Are you... Drunk? Why?
>Good idea! Let's do that!
>Write-In
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>>853559
>We aren't, don't worry...

Saving money for the important stuff
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>>853559
We still need to fund the internet and get a new bed and closet for Chrysoula.
And a bigger bath.
>We aren't, don't worry...
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We're going to need a bigger bath.

"We aren't, don't worry."

"Well... I think that about covers it."

"Great, great..."

"Oh... By the way, your son Revenaris left you a message on the phone."

"Ah... I'll see to it then."

Actions

>...Now... If you need me, I'm continuing remodeling efforts...
>I'll go listen to Revenaris's message.
>Maybe I should help my wife... I'll take care of the Scottish for her.
>...Hydra, eh? Well... I better go stop it from attacking English Shipping now.
>I'll see you guys later. Call me in case anything happens.
>Write-in
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>>853587
>...Hydra, eh? Well... I better go stop it from attacking English Shipping now.
Can't just ket a named character die.
OP needs those for plot hooks.
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"Well... I'll go take care of that hydra then. I'll see you later..."

You begin to fly to find the hydra Lynea...

Also anons, while your flying, Elizabeth has mutated!

Choose one!

>Stable Mutation!
>Upgrade Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
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>>853610
>Unstable Mutation!
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>>853610
>Unstable mutation
A super mystery box.
>>
Unstable it is...

Roll me a 1d100
And feel free to guess what anons get this time.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>853636
I'm going to follow the tried and true curse of this quest
>Large
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>853636
Crystalline claws? Gills? A bigger arse and boobies?
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>>853647
70

Liz has gotten....

Genius!

Elizabeth is now a certifiable genius, anons! This is a +3 to Intelligence and a +2 to Wisdom!

Of course, I have been slacking granting Liz two mutations, so select the next one anons!

>Stable!
>Upgrade Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!

>>853647
Make a mutation for that anon-chan
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>>853682
>Upgrade Mutation!
Upgrade genius
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>>853682
>>Extremely Unstable Mutation!

High on believing right now.
>>
So uh... Elizabeth now has +2 more points then you in Intelligence anons. Just pointing this out.
Liz now confirmed for best waifu for being smartest waifu

>>853688
That's not able to be upgraded anon.
>>
Extremely Unstable it is anon.

Roll me a 1d50 and pray.
And still, feel free to guess.
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Rolled 26 (1d50)

>>853714
She becomes short like us
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Rolled 6 (1d50)

>>853714
Liz is always best waifu.
>>
26

Hoarder.

Elizabeth now has a habit to horde her wealth like a dragon, and is surprisingly territorial about it now. But she will greatly enjoy gifts of wealth or things of equal value now, and tends to prize things of high value and keep them.
Forever.

It's mostly minor, but she also gets a +1 if whatever she's defending just so happens to be part of her "hoard".

And the final mutation anons...

>Stable!
>Upgrade Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
>>
>>853742
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
>Hoarder with anger issues
Worst waifu confirmed
>>
>>853742
>Extremely Unstable Mutation

She just became 200% more Draconic/Jewish
>>
#jewishdragonlife

Extremely Unstable again?
What a risk.

Roll me a 1d50.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d50)

>>853759
I like to live dangerously
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Rolled 7 (1d50)

>>853759
>>
16

Liz now has a behavior mutation. Of course, it's random.

Roll me a 1d100 for what she gets.

The one time I get out the one sheet with behavior mutations, anons try to get as many as possible. Better then getting Atrophing or anything.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>853807
I really want to see the mutation sheet.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>853807
Moar mystery boaxes.
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>>853817
Naah. It eliminates the element of surprise.

95

Elizabeth has gotten..

Dominator!

Elizabeth enjoys having slaves and ruling now, along with flaunting her authority to lessers.

Well, since that's kind of her thing... I guess reroll me a 1d50 to see what you get.
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Rolled 14 (1d50)

>>853853
>>
Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>853853
She's really becoming Draconic
>More greedy and protective of her treasure
>Now wants slaves and to dominate them like Ren's mom
>>
Well... I'll be back in five minutes. I'm getting a shot of scotch.

Guess what mutation she got. And it was mentioned earlier.
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>>853871
She already kind of liked it, so now it's just "more slaves when" and "can I haz more countries", not really whipping or anything.
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>>853883
>Large
Glorious
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Elizabeth is now has another Large mutation.

She is now a whopping 80 stories tall, taller then you, actually... And has a diet to prove it no doubt.

Now back to Little Ren, who's smaller then his wife. Such a beta.

You fly to find this hydra... Roll me a 1d20+5 to find Lynea! Additional +2 if you can go into denial about Liz being bigger then you.

Post yfw Liz is bigger then you now
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>853919
I was kinda hoping for a corgi couple but oh well. I think Ren got over his height difference though.
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>853919
She isn't taller then us she just has better posture.
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14+7=21

Good Success!

You begin to land, as Flames jokes about Liz being "taller the last time you saw her".

Yeah right, she just has better posture.

Uh oh. Ren's going through the stages of grief again...

You land around where Lynea is, and she pokes her head out, happy to see you.

"Hi!" She says, as you crash into the water.

"Hi. Remember me?"

"Well, yeah. How can I help you?" She and her heads seem to be smiling.

Actions

>I need you to uh, get out of here. You don't want to deal with my wife...
>...Well, I couldn't help but think about your beauty... (Flirt with her more!)
>I'm sorry it took me a while.
>...I was wondering if you wanted to come to Sweden with me!
>So, I heard you were sinking British ships... Could you stop that? My wife will get pissed at you.
>Write-In
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>>853937
>So, I heard you were sinking British ships... Could you stop that? My wife will get pissed at you.
>I need you to uh, get out of here. You don't want to deal with my wife...
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>>853937
>So, I heard you were sinking British ships... Could you stop that? My wife will get pissed at you.
>I need you to uh, get out of here. You don't want to deal with my wife...
>...I was wondering if you wanted to come to Sweden with me!
>>
"So, I heard you were sinking British ships... Could you stop that? My wife will get pissed at you. You don't want to deal with my wife. If you want to, you can come to Sweden with me."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you'll get her to move! Additional +3 if you can tell her what your wife will do to her if she doesn't, or how nice the Baltic sea is.

Also, autosuccess if you can detail Ren going through all the stages of grief about LIz's new height.
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>>853952
Denial at the fact he's shorter then his wife
Anger at the bullshit that is mutation RNG
Bargaining he'll try to find some way either make her shorter or get taller again
Depression over how he has next to no chance of succeeding with that
And then he loops back into denial cause Ren can't accept shit.
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>853952
I was about to write a small autobiography about Liz and Ren and what's it's led up to now but fuck that it's way too long
>>
In but a minute, you go through ALL the stages of grief. But acceptance. Fuck acceptance.

Whelp, Ren is now pissed off.

I'll give Liz my little corgi legs! Brilliant!

Really?

Well, yeah. I can't exactly do a campaign to Make Renexizia Large Again.

Lynea considers this.

"Well... I rarely go to the Baltic. Sure!"

Actions

>Great. Come on.
>...Just don't sink Swedish ships, ok?
>If you want, I can set aside a part of the harbor for you to rest in and for me to talk to you at.
>Yeah, I like the Baltic myself.
>Yeah... Flirt with her!
>Sorry, but I have to go. I just wanted to warn you, ok?
>Make plans to give Liz shorter legs... You'll at least minimize the difference! (Ren will plan to add shorter legs to Elizabeth!)
>Write-In
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>>853984
>Great. Come on.
>...Just don't sink Swedish ships, ok?
>If you want, I can set aside a part of the harbor for you to rest in and for me to talk to you at.
>Make plans to give Liz shorter legs... You'll at least minimize the difference! (Ren will plan to add shorter legs to Elizabeth!)

Can we use our shapeshifting to make ourselves look taller?
Like bigger in human form?
>>
>>853984
>Great. Come on.
>...Just don't sink Swedish ships, ok?
>If you want, I can set aside a part of the harbor for you to rest in and for me to talk to you at.
>Make plans to give Liz shorter legs... You'll at least minimize the difference! (Ren will plan to add shorter legs to Elizabeth!)

*evil laughter*
>>
"Great. Just don't sink Swedish ships, and if you want, I can set aside a part of the harbor or you to rest in and for me to talk to you at."

"Really? Well... I kind of prefer caves. Is there any nearby?"

You also make evil plans to add corgi legs to Liz.

Actions

>Well, the harbor would let me look out of my window to your smiling face every morning...
>Please stay at the harbor?
>We can look for one together.
>...Well... I mean, if you want, I can dig a tunnel for you going beneath my palace. Maybe have it connect to my dungeon so I can come down and say hi.
>Write-In

>>853991
As in a larger human form?
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>>854015
Well yes basically.
Like increase the proportions of our body.
So increase everything by 1.5 and we aren't shorter then her anymore.
Or just be larger and stay in dragon blooded form.
>...Well... I mean, if you want, I can dig a tunnel for you going beneath my palace. Maybe have it connect to my dungeon so I can come down and say hi.
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>>854015
>...Well... I mean, if you want, I can dig a tunnel for you going beneath my palace. Maybe have it connect to my dungeon so I can come

Once we're done with this we should probably do stuff to build up Roman paganism.
>>
Well, yes. I think you can go up to about eight feet in human form, twelve in dragonblood, and twenty five in half-dragon.

"Well, if you want, I'll dig a tunnel for you going beneath my palace, maybe have it connected to my dungeon so I can come and visit you."
"Sure."

"Great..."

You head back to Sweden, conversing with her on the way, and eventually dig a rather nice hole for her. She thanks you for nice hole, and decides to sleep down there... You of course go back to your palace, plotting to give shorter legs to Elizabeth...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can in fact get your corgi legs in a mutagen.

Also, you might want to come up for a reason to give this to Elizabeth. As in, tell Elizabeth why you need to give her this.
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>854047
To counter a slight defect in the mutagen for child bearing.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>854047
It's another mutagen that will make it so that our kids won't mutate at all until their 18 or so.

Alternatively we could just be a dick and inject her when she's asleep.
>>
9+5=14

Success!

You synchronize the mutagen, and go up to find Elizabeth relaxing...

"Hey, Ren."'

"...Hey." You get onto the bed, and get comfy.

"What's in your hands?"

"Well... It's to counter a slight defect in the mutagen for child bearing."

"Oh, really? I mean, I did feel a little taller... And well, honestly Ren, I feel a little weak."

"Weak?"

"It's strange... Like I don't have enough of anything. But anyways, what were you saying?"

"Ah... Well, hopefully this will fix you. Can I see your leg?"

"Sure."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if she notices her legs getting shorter in time for you to retreat. Additional +2 to see if you can come up with an excuse.
And just saying, you might want to come up with a way to cool her down in case you fail and trigger her anger issues.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>854076
Probably just a temporary effect of the mutagens it will mess with your senses
Especially regarding your height
>If she gets mad
We die?
Quickly?
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>854076
It's most likely just a side effect

We always have pheromones
>>
10

Failure!

"Ren... Why are my legs getting shorter?"

"That's just a side effect of the mutagen. It effects your senses."

She looks at her leg... And sees it getting shorter.

"Wait a mi-"

You begin to flee out the door.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how pissed off Elizabeth is High is bad, and high is prioritized. A -3 if you can yell something calming or an excuse!
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>854111
Bye honey, I'll be back by five once I'm done rebuilding a temple in Italy.
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>854111
Probably just the mutagen giving you illusions.
Your not changing in any way at all and everything is normal.

Praying for ones
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>854111
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>>854122
>>854123
And now the rolls are high.
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>854133
Watch this. I'll give you a nat one
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18+3=21

Minor World Ending Anger.

"Bye hun, I'll be back by five o-"

"REEEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZIIIIIOOOOOOOOUSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

She yells from her bedroom, shaking the foundations.

You fucking did it now boy.

You let out a girlish "Eek!"

You hear her stomping down, in her half-dragon form. And hear her trip. She is not used to her short legs.

Actions

>RUN AWAY! What's the worst that could happen?
>Hide! Maybe with Lynea in the hole you dug or... Where else could you hide?
>Find something or someone to protect you!
>Fight your wife! (Bad idea.)
>...Try to make excuses. All the excuses.
>Stand accountable for your actions!
>Write-In
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>>854163
>...Try to make excuses. All the excuses.

Why didn't your u count my roll >>854152 It's totally legitimate and it was a critical.
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>>854163
>Stand accountable for your actions!
Laugh nervously at how stupid this idea is
>Hide! Maybe with Lynea in the hole you dug or... Where else could you hide?
Then we can swim out to the harbor.
She can't breathe underwater.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

I can already see this in the description.

In this episode, anons get chased by the Terminator... Their wife.

Rolling.

1=Make excuses! And not the face!
2=Hide!
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>>854193
But OP the terminator is less scary tho.
>>
Hide it is!

>GO TO THE HOLE! You can escape there!
>Go outside, shapeshift to dragon, and fly motherfucker, fly!
>Shapeshift to dwarf form! Liz doesn't know you have one!
>...Go to the library and hide!
>GO TO CHRYSOULA'S DIRTY LAUNDRY! May Jupiter protect you!
>Rush to Renexizia's room! You'll use her as a shield!
>Rush to Charlemagne's room!
>...Rush to the nearest church!
>Hide, wait for Liz to pass you, and go to hide in the bedroom!
>Write-In

Just saying that fleeing from the city is a really bad idea.
>>
>>854206
>Shapeshift to dwarf form! Liz doesn't know you have one!
>GO TO CHRYSOULA'S DIRTY LAUNDRY! May Jupiter protect you!

The Dragon is awake! Run!
>>
>>854206
>Shapeshift to dwarf form! Liz doesn't know you have one!
>...Go to the library and hide!
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Liz is the true dragon in this series.

Also, post yfw your wife gets angry

You rush your little dwarfy legs to the laundry in the library... Chrysoula's dirty laundry.
Elizabeth sees you running, and is shooting "death lasers of doom"

"RENEXIZIOUS GET FUCKING BACK HERE OR YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR ETERNITY! I WILL THROW YOUR FUCKING JAPANESE BOOKS OUT INTO MY FUCKING OCEAN AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU NEVER FUCKING FUCK EVER FUCKING AGAIN SO LONG AS MY LEGS ARE SHORT AS A FUCKING CORGI!"

That was a lot of fucks.

She yells as you rush downstairs!

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can make it in time. Additional +3 if you can scream in pure abstract panic or try to reason with your wife, or yell for Chrysoula to help.. Success may mean she doesn't recognize you.
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>854249
See that dwarf at the bottom? The one shrouded in darkness while all his comrades are ablaze. You see the look in his eye? The one of fear and futileness. That me right now.
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>854249
My face ran away in terror
>BLAAAAAGHHGGHHHGAAAABLAGGG
>*Foams at the mouth*
>>
12+6=18

Borderline Success!

You rush into the library, and dive Chrysoula's dirty clothes. She seems a little entertained, and confused.

"Hey, your in my dirty clothes, you know that right?"

Your wife is stomping down the floor, and you can hear her FURIOUSLY breathing in and out.

Actions

>YES! DON"T TELL MY WIFE I'M HERE!
>Stay silent! Your wife is coming!
>RUN YOU FOOL!
>Dive under the clothes!
>I'M NOT A PERVERT!
>I REGRET NOTHING!
>FIND ME GIFT COUPONS FOR ANGER THERAPY!
>Write-in
>>
Also, are anons really that terrified of their wife?
Why?
>>
>>854277
>RUN YOU FOOL! RUN BEFORE LIZ KILLS US ALL!
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>>854277
>Stay silent! Your wife is coming!

Where are your dwarf kin when you need them?

>>854281
I don't want to risk emasculation from Liz. Also she's a dragon and we're a dwarf so she might eat us.
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>>854281
Your not terrified of Liz?
She's one of the few people with the strength, will, and anger to fuck us up.

Angry Liz is terrifying as shit.
Beating her would require us to actually get serious.
We rarely have to do that.
>>
I'd assume it doesn't help she loses all motherly instinct and morals when she gets angry?

You stay silent, yelling a warning to Chrysoula as you hide in her clothes... Which smells disgusting. Elizabeth fucking breathes fire on the door, burning it to crisps and enters..

"WHERE THE FUCK IS REN!?! I SAW HIM GO IN HERE!" She stomps in her half-dragon form.

Chrysoula seems a stunned from her anger...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if she checks where you are.
Additional +3 if you can think about what Dragon Liz would do if she catches you. Additional +2 if you can think about how you'll make this up to her.
>>
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>854316
If she catches us we can at least say we know what being burnt alive is like.

Maybe we can have a apology threesome.
We need to get another woman for that though.
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>854316
She's going to pick us up, curse at us a lot and possibly get violent such as throwing us.

We can make this up by taking Renexizia off of her hands for a while and going to that ball she wanted.
>>
18+11=31

Good Success!

Elizabeth rips apart your library, frustrated, and moves on to the lab... Too scared to move. After a bit, she goes up stairs and outside, and Chrysoula comes up to you.

"Hey uh... I think she's gone."

Actions

>Shush her! You aren't taking any chances!
>Let me guess, you want me to get out of your clothes?
>Hey uh... Since I'm so small... Do you think you could happen to stuff me down your shirt? You know, where your breasts are? I mean, I'd fit. And Elizabeth wouldn't dare touch your breasts, she'd be afraid of being called gay.
>...I'm just going to hide here. Sorry.
>Can you tell me when she calms down?
>...So... I might be down here for a day or two...
>Thank Jupiter you minotaurs smell terrible... No offense.
>Can you get me some food?
>Write-In
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>>854343
>Hey uh... Since I'm so small... Do you think you could happen to stuff me down your shirt? You know, where your breasts are? I mean, I'd fit. And Elizabeth wouldn't dare touch your breasts, she'd be afraid of being called gay.
I feel like now is a random and silly moment.
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>>854343
>Hey uh... Since I'm so small... Do you think you could happen to stuff me down your shirt? You know, where your breasts are? I mean, I'd fit. And Elizabeth wouldn't dare touch your breasts, she'd be afraid of being called gay.

And if she does find us we would have died in style
>>
"Hey uh... Since I'm so small, do you think you could happen to stuff me down your shirt? You know, where your breasts are? I mean, I'd fit. And Elizabeth wouldn't dare touch your breasts. She'd be afraid of called being gay."

Roll me a 1d20+4 for perversion. Additional +2 if you can convince her this is both comfy and safe. Additional +2 if you can put to rest the claims of perversion of being between two large Minotaur breasts.

>>854351
You would just die from being smothered by her breasts.
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>854370
It's not perverted if it's t save someone's life and plus they're soft and warm.
Totally a good idea.
And perfect for protecting us.
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>854370
>My lush dwarf beard will feel magnificent on your bosom
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>>854370
And dying nuzzled in a woman's breasts seems a good way to go out.
Now if she was covered in butter in a room full of gold coins.
Absolutely perfect
>>
18+8=26

Success.

"Listen, I know it sounds weird lass, but it could save me life. Plus my beard will feel great on yer' bosom lass."

"Well... I don't wear bras. But since this is an emergency, I guess..."

I approve this plan x2 now.

You are now stuffed down the sweaty shirt of a Minotaur. This is... well, hopefully this goes well.

"So... Where exactly do you want me to go first?"

Actions

>Why don't you exercise? That won't be suspicious. And that won't put your breasts in my face.
>...Just read something, I guess.
>...Take a nap, ok?
>Why don't you go up to Elizabeth and try to calm her down?
>Take me to Charlemagne's room. It's the only safe place here. She would NEVER intrude on her son's privacy.
>...Take me to the treasury and hide me there.
>Hey... Why don't you take a shower? I mean, just saying you could use the half-dragon soldier's showers...
>...You know, why don't you wear a nazi uniform I keep in here? I think leather would look good on you. If it can fit.
>Write-In

The perversion level is so high I'm just embracing it now.

>>854384
I'm not sure if Ren has a butter fetish. He just likes butter and eating it.
His fetish is nazi shit.

Also, new best waifu is Chrysoula just for even accepting this.
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>>854397
>Take me to Charlemagne's room. It's the only safe place here. She would NEVER intrude on her son's privacy.
We have to go to him and tell him that mommy and daddy are fighting
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>>854397
>Take me to Charlemagne's room. It's the only safe place here. She would NEVER intrude on her son's privacy.
>>854404
A dwarf talking to his son from a Minotaur's bosom.
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>>854409
>Oi lad! It me ye pa! My and ye mum are having a bit of a disargreement us of thee moment
>>
"To Charlemagne's room!"

"Why are the two of you fighting anyways?" Chrysoula says to you, as she takes you to Charlemagne's room.

Actions

>...I sort of shrunk her legs now. She's like a corgi. A dragon corgi.
>...Hey, could you take a detour to my lab? I feel like your legs a little big. They keep jabbing me and triggering me from their size. (Try to give Chrysoula smaller legs!)
>Can you just get me to Charlemagne's room? This is urgent.
>Just saying I'd never do to you what I just did to my wife.
>Shrug your shoulders.
>Write-In
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>>854397
Right now I'm trying to think of Chrysoula's sex noises and I keep coming back to cow noises.
>Moooing intensifies
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>>854435
>...I sort of shrunk her legs now. She's like a corgi. A dragon corgi.
>Can you just get me to Charlemagne's room? This is urgent.

It's not going to be a fetish but Ren is probably going to give all his wives and lovers shorter ledgers if they grow taller then him.
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>>854435
>...I sort of shrunk her legs now. She's like a corgi. A dragon corgi.
>Can you just get me to Charlemagne's room? This is urgent.
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>>854440
Great. Thanks for the mental image anon.
I'll never feel clean again.

"I sort of shrunk her legs. She's like a dragon corgi."

"...Really?"

"Aye. Now, get me to me son's room!"

She rushes there, and knocks on the door. Charlemagne answers and she steps in.

"Hi. Sorry about this, your dad wanted to talk to you."

"Where is he?"

Huh. Charlemagne can speak Greek. The more you know.

Actions

>Yer pa is in her big breasts! Hi!
>...Try to fall out of her shirt!
>Tell Chrysoula to take you out!
>LOCK THE DOOR LASS!
>Write-In

>>854451
So just Elizabeth? I mean, that's the only person I can see growing larger then him.
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>>854464
>LOCK THE DOOR LASS!
>Yer pa is in her big breasts! Hi!
Well it would probably start with normal human voices but start switching to cow noises more and more as she gets closer to climaxing
With one long final Moo when she does
This is arguably not the weirdest thing I've thought about.
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>>854464
>LOCK THE DOOR LASS!
>...Try to fall out of her shirt!
If we ever give another lover/wife a dragon mutagen then Ren will probably use the corgi mutagen.
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>>854473
Wow, thanks. Really, thanks.

"LOCK THE DOOR! Also lad, yer pa is in Chrysoula's breasts!"

He seems confused.

"Erh... Right. Why?"

Actions

>Me and yer mum are having a bit of a fight...
>BARRICADE THE DOOR! What are yer doin' Bessie!
>My advice Charlemagne, is to stay the FUCK AWAY FROM YOUR MOM!
>Can ye go up to yer mum and show her why she loves you? Because that's the only hope I have.
>I'm sorry about all this...
>Expect yer property invaded by Elizabeth son! I warned you!
>Write-in

>>854478
Any candidates for that really? Just curious.
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>>854484
>Me and yer mum are having a bit of a fight...
>BARRICADE THE DOOR! What are yer doin' Horny!
I can traumatize you more.
I'm contemplating on whether or not to put in the nail.
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>>854484
>BARRICADE THE DOOR! What are yer doin' Bessie!
>Me and yer mum are having a bit of a fight...

Probably not Franzizka.
Chrysoula maybe. If we ever make a full dragon mutagen for Minotaurs and if we give it to her.
Katariina actually has a higher chance then our current wife's do.
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>>854484
I'll just do it.
[/spoiler] the question is if she has a fetish for having her beast sucks on. And if that would make her moo louder [/spoiler]
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So long as it's not about Chrysoula. Liz or Frankizka is fine.

"Well, me and your mom are having a bit of a fight... Now, Horny... Barricade the door!"

She does so, and your son just seems confused...

"Why are the two of you fighting about?"

Actions

>Well, your mom got angry over nothing.
>Your mom is angry about me fucking her legs up.
>Your mom is just being your mom, son...
>I just recommend staying away from her in the meantime, ok?
>Write-In
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>>854518
>Well, your mom got angry over nothing.
>Your mom is angry about me fucking her legs up.
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>>854518
>I just recommend staying away from her in the meantime, ok?
Also if a deer or whatever can accidentally get stuck up Liz's vagoo we could probably go spelunking in our dwarf form
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>>854528
She's 80 stories tall, her vagina is fucking huge. Fucking imagine what can get stuck up that. Traumatize me anon, I fucking dare you.

Be back in a few minutes anons since I need to do something really fast.
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>>854543
A London double decker bus
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>>854543
obviously we need to carve a Mountain into a dildo
>>
All we need now to cement our position as degenerates is to calculate the size Liz's vagina and how many things we can fit in it.

We're the best questers on /qst/, aren't we?

"Well, your mom got angry over nothing. And she's angry about me fucking up her legs."

"Have you apologized to her?"

Actions

>Laugh loudly.
>Laugh nervously.
>Laugh hysterically.
>Laugh at your son for his ideas.
>Are we talking about the same Liz?
>You know, I might just do that.
>Write-In
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>>854584
>Laugh nervously.
>You know, I might just do that.

I feel like the size of Liz's vagina would be relative to a Komodo dragon. One of these days I'll find a Komodo dragon, measure it and calculate it for Liz's size.
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>>854584
Assuming one story equals 10 ft and calculating for the size of her vagina relative to her entire body
266 ft length and around that for width as maximum gap size. Not accounting for size of the cavern past the gap.

(This math is very iffy mind you)
>Laugh nervously.
>You know, I might just do that.
It's crazy enough to work.
>>
>>854596
Eh... I'd say larger.

>>854605
"As your wife flies over the village, many men get an awkward stub in their pants as they see your wife's privates. Some kids cry out in terror and confusion, as they see a... Red double-decker bus in it."
Quickly anons, what do!

You laugh nervously.

"Well... I'll try lad. That's crazy enough to work..."

...Why are we thinking so much about the calculation of our wife's privates?

Shush you, I was wondering what we could stuff in it... For later.

We truly are the master race. Our genius intellect is fucking amazing that we're just spending this time measuring our wife's vagina.

We could always think how large her anu-

Can we not? Not everyone here is a pervert.

Everyone laughs hysterically at Flame's protests.

You decide to apologize to Elizabeth.

Roll me a 1d20-8 to please your wife.

Additional +2 if you beg for forgiveness, additional +4 if you bribe her with wealth, slaves, personal time, time with you, and that sort of thing, additional +2 if you can compliment her as you beg for forgiveness. And a +2 if you can give her good reasons not to eat, enslave, or other wise end you.
>>
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>854637
Yes let's beg for forgiveness.
We can promise a date with her tomorrow with some three way tumbling if that'd make her happy.
We can say that her scales look particularly shiny today and she shouldn't end us because who will she tumble in her dragon form if we die?
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>854637
>Oh please Elizabeth. I beg of ye to spare my life. I'll give you half of my Slaves and material possession should ye leave to live and spare me from the wrath that is your mighty fine and minty breath. Allow me to live and I'll commit myself to rebuilding not just London but all of Britain in your image.

We still have a barbaric right?
>>
Yeah.

17+2=19

Minor Success.

"Oh please mighty Elizabeth, I beg of ye to spare my life. I'll give you half of my slaves and material wealth if you spare me from the wrath that is your mighty fine and minty breath. Allow me to live and I'll commit myself to rebuilding not just London, but all of Britain in your image! I can even promise a date with you tomorrow with some three way tumbling, Elizabeth! Just please, spare me!" You say as you cry out for mercy.

Elizabeth slaps you on the cheek... Ow...

"NEVER, and I mean NEVER lie to me again, or I will personally send you to Africa among the blacks and you will mine me gold, gems, and silver until you don't even know what the sun looks like!" She says, angrily. You are forced to hide a tear from your wife, as she slapped you rather hard.

"Li-"

"AM I UNDERSTOOD, RENEXIZIOUS?!" She stares into you, a stare that terrifies your soul.

Actions

>Y-yes ma'am! I'll never lie again! I swear on me mum!
>I can't promise that! You know that!
>Of course Liz! I'd never lie to you again! (Lie)
>Make out with her?
>Ow! That hurt! Why did you hit me?
>Write-in
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>>854678
>Y-yes ma'am! I'll never lie again! I swear on me mum!
Let's shapeshifting into half dragon form. Now the two will be a perfect couple.
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>>854678
>Y-yes ma'am! I'll never lie again! I swear on me mum!
We need to make a mutagen to deal with her anger issues.
>>
"Y-yes ma'am! I'll never lie again! I swear on me mum!"

She hugs you tightly and rustles your hair, happily. That was... A fast mood switch.

"Good! I'm sorry for getting so mad at you, but I just don't like it when you lie, alright?"

She kisses you on the cheek which she slapped you on.

"O-oh."

"Now, what was that about forking over your wealth and slaves? I particularly enjoyed that part. And could you be a dear and get my legs back to normal? My legs look like a corgi!"

You rub your cheek a little.

"I mean..."

She sighs.

"Please? Now, your lucky I don't punish you at all besides a slap. Most people back home would think me soft, you know. Say, why don't I make you some tea as a sort of way to apologize for my harshness earlier?"

Actions.

>...Harshness is ONE way to put it. More like you wanted to kill and gut me.
>...Oh. Ok. I guess that sounds good.
>Sorry, but I can't reverse the leg mutation in you... (Lie to her face after you promised her!)
>...I think you have anger issues Liz.
>I erh, I meant that part as a joke. You know, the handing over half of my money and slaves...
>Shapeshift?
>...You know, you could just apologize for your harshness another way. Why not a one on one tumble with me?
>Write-in
>>
>>854709
>...I think you have anger issues Liz.
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>>854709
>...I think you have anger issues Liz.
>Shapeshift?

We'll just continually delay the mutagen until she excepts it. However if we do put the time and effort in and actually succeed then it's all good since Ren can also use.
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"I think you have anger issues, Liz."

"Ah, right. I slapped you, and now your going to cry?"

"What? No."

"Then why are you saying I have anger issues Ren?" She just sighs and shakes her head.

Actions

>Try to convince her!
>She won't believe you unless you have proof.
>...Liz, do you like being angry or something?
>The Liz I know would NEVER slap his husband!
>Come on, please? Did you hear yourself earlier?
>Write-In
>>
>>854732
>Come on, please? Did you hear yourself earlier?
>>
>>854732
>Liz because you demonstrated a level of fury and anger I only get when I take off my eye patch and enter a berserker rage.
>...Liz, do you like being angry or something?
>>
"Come on, please? Did you hear yourself earlier? You got as angry as I do when I take off my eye patch and get angry!"

"Yes, and I thought it was quite mature for what you did to my legs, Renexizious. Now, stop crying about it and fix my legs. Then we'll talk about anger issues."

"Liz, plea-"

"Renexizious, I am not listening to your complaints about my behavior, until you fix YOUR behavior from earlier. Now, didn't I hear something about slaves and money being given to me?"

Actions

>...That was a joke!
>Oh. Right... Well, I'll go get you them then, Elizabeth.
>Seriously? You want my money and slaves just because your angry about me turning your legs shorter?
>What are you going to do if I don't give you them?
>Elizabeth, you have anger issues. Big ones. I'm afraid you'll eat me half of the time if I piss you off!
>Kiss Elizabeth and go get them?
>It'll take a few days though. Sorry Elizabeth.
>Write-In
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>>854748
>Oh. Right... Well, I'll go get you them then, Elizabeth.
Giver her a hundred slaves and 3 million.
>>
>>854748
>Ren
>Mature
What?
Did you imply Ren was ever mature?
Do we need to point out we've literally been alive for three years?

>What about that time you raided a village because you were pissed? I thought you used to hate that?
>>
"Right... Well, take a hundred slaves and three million."

"Good. Good. Now, I expect my legs to be fixed by the ball?"

Oh. Maybe that's what SHE was pissed off about in the end.

"Erh..."

"And I hope the tumbling tomorrow is exciting. Now, I need sleep."

She kisses you, and heads off to bed, as you mostly just sit down, and Chrysoula comes around.

"...So, how'd it go?"

Actions

>...I think we need to do an intervention.
>She has anger issues, but just won't admit them.
>...I think it's for the best we just try to calm her down at all times. I want you to find a list of what she finds calming and bring it back to me.
>I am going up there to give her a piece of my mind and why she needs to accept the fact she has anger issues!
>...Can you hug me? I feel scared.
>Write-In
>>
>>854785
>She has anger issues, but just won't admit them.
>...I think we need to do an intervention.
>...Can you hug me? I feel scared.
>>
>>854785
>...I think it's for the best we just try to calm her down at all times. I want you to find a list of what she finds calming and bring it back to me.
If she's concerned about her height at the ball then she can just be in half-dragon form, towering above the rest and wear a deceitful skirt or dress.
>>
[re]d"I think it's for the best we try to calm her down at all times. Find me a list of what she finds calming and bring it back to me... And just hug me please..."[/red]

She hugs you, and you burrow into her bosom a little.

Ren has upgraded!

Choose one!

>Stable Mutation!
>Upgrade Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
>FREE: Chaos Mutation!
>>
>>854800
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
Dice gods help even the odds please.
We need a power to stop Liz.
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>>854800
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
>inb4 we get cancer
>>
>yfw Liz becomes a god before Ren
>Flames laughs at Ren for all eternity
>yfw Ren is forced to worship Liz

#lizisbestwaifu

Roll me a 1d50 for mutations.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>854809
I will die before that happens.
I can barely tolerate the situation currently.
Next time we fight.
No bitching out.
>>
Rolled 22 (1d50)

>>854809
We could always negotiate. We're able to woo assassin rape demons for crying out loudl
>>
>>854812
Did we just roll large?
OP better break out the scotch again
>>
44

Just saying anons, I'd say use barbaric. Seriously, no joke. You might want to follow my advice here.

>Follow the QM's advice and use Barbaric!
>Don't use barbaric!
>>
>>854846
>Not wanting us to get large
Y tho?
What could possibly go wrong?
>>
>>854852
I took 14 last time anon.
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>>854846
O-okay OP. Can I just ask what's so bad? Maybe even just a hint?
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>>854856
But what could go wrong?
Wait
Isn't the 22 the thing that gave us nubby legs?
And you aren't using the 44?
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>>854864
I don't use largest, I use the first rolled and I tend to alternate sheets because I'm paranoid about what anons get.

>>854858
It involves your wings.
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>>854867
Our wings get smaller or we lose them for something else?
If we reroll can you at least tell us what it would have done?
>>
Sure anon.
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>>854871
Fine then let's reroll I guess
>>
Roll me a 1d50 for what you get anon!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d50)

>>854875
>>
Rolled 28 (1d50)

>>854875
>inb4 it's the same
>>
You get...

Super Shapeshift!

You can now shapeshift into a drow, minotaur, dragotaur, beastman, kobold, or any other humanoid creature within reason!

You feel like you can now shapeshift to more forms. Cool! Oh, and Chrysoula's hugging you a little hard.

"Hey, Chrysoula, could you let go?"

"Oh, sorry."

She puts you on the ground...

Actions

>...Shapeshift and show off your dragotaur form. Cool, huh?
>Shapeshift and show off your minotaur form!
>...Shapeshift into your kobold form with your adorable lil' legs... Aw, you'd be a match for Blondi's adorableness!
>Solaire... Didn't you mention you liked kobolds?
>Resist the urge to show off.
>Write-In
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>>854887
>Shapeshift and show off your minotaur form!
Nice.
>>
>>854887
>>Shapeshift and show off your minotaur form!
Noice
>>
You shapeshift into your minotaur form... And flex for her.

She seems impressed... But you a little shorter then her. So she pats you on the horns.

"When could you learn that? You look adorable, with little horns, you know."

You feel quite muscular, and you notice your body is made for strength...
You get an additional +1 to Strength in this form.

Actions

>I do not have little horns...
>At least Flame's fetish for minotaurs is now forever real.
>Thanks. Your horns are cute too.
>...Dragotaur, go!
>See how sneaky you are with Drow form!
>Try Kobold form?
>Write-In
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>>854903
>...Dragotaur, go!
She said some noise about cute right?
>>
>>854903
>Try Kobold form?
>>
You go with Dragotaur... And flex A LOT for her. You also are twice as big as her, and your horns touch the ceiling.

She is very impressed.

"Those are... Erh... Your horns are huge."

"Yep..."

You pat her on the head...

Dragotaur gets no bonuses, but is... Well, it's fucking hardcore either way.

You then shapeshift to a kobold form.... And well... She dawws at this.

"Aw, your adorable, with your little legs..."

"I do NOT have little legs!"

She holds you up, and puts her on her shoulder.

"...Just saying, you should stay in that form more often. It's adorable."

You do feel a little small... But agile and well... Smarter for some reason. You just look around for what you can defend yourself with from the giants!

Kobold Form: +2 Agility, +1 Intelligence, an in addition, can do magic with a +1 modifier!
You also happen to waddle a little with your legs.
And make devastating traps.

Actions

>...I'm never going to this form again. This is embarrassing.
>...Wow, thanks. Really. Thanks.
>I feel like a midget.
>Kiss her?
>Stroke her horns!
>You know, I should really...
>Kobold master race when?
>You know... I wonder what happens if I try to infiltrate the kobold embassy in this form...
>...I wonder if Elizabeth will daww at it too...
>Where's Frankizka? I got to show her this!
>...Man, sex just became a lot more kinky...
>Write-in
>>
>>854919
I think Dragotaur us is what we need to face Liz.
>...Wow, thanks. Really. Thanks.
>...Man, sex just became a lot more kinky...
>Become a drow
>>
"Well, sex just got a lot more kinky. But thanks, really. For calling me short and adorable."

We can fight Blondi in the adorable category, really.

You shift to your Drow form... It's just as sneaky as your elf form... But you can actually blend into shadows like Frankizka to a degree....

Actions

>...Shift into another form!
>I'm going to go say hi to Liz, alright?
>...So, Dragotaur is best form, right? I have a LOT of muscle in that form.
>Well... Since the anger problem is over, I'm going to go say hi to Frankizka and see how she's doing.
>Go to see how Lynea's adjusting?
>I need go in the labs to experiment for a while, ok? I need to test regeneration.
>Write-In
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>>854933
If we can in theory do any humanoid form...
>Shift into a fairy
For ultimate stealth and recon.
>>
>>854938
Due to that not being a real creature, no.
Also, Ren can't really go below "Halfling" size.
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>>854939
It's not a real creature?
>Can't go below halfling size
Well that's a shame
>I need go in the labs to experiment for a while, ok? I need to test regeneration.
We should start buffing ourselves out with more mutations.
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>>854941
"Well... I need to go in the lab to experiment for a while, ok? I need to test regeneration."

"Alright Ren."

She gives you a kiss and you go down to experiment...

Actions

>Finish with Pythos! Your almost done!
>...Try to get Lynea to breath out of water and/or shapeshift!
>Continue working on the internet! (Cost: 10 Million)
>See how along Liz is in her research on Julius's condition!
>Try to make to start a dragon mutagen for your son, Charlemagne!
>...Try to develop your lair further!
>Write-In
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>>854947
>Just work on a separate regeneration mutagen with a different prisoner.
The Dragotaur mutagen is good we just need a healing factor one.
>>
You take out a prisoner...

Actions

>...Do a minotaur!
>Frankizka's mobile blood bag!
>Your last human prisoner! (Besides Frankizka's blood bag!)
>Maybe you should talk to Frankizka's blood bag and try to get Frankizka to get alright with drinking a little of his blood?
>>
>>854956
>...Do a minotaur!
They need at least some genetic similarities just to be sure.


anyways I need sleep g'night.
>>
At least roll anon.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for this shit!
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>854960
>>
16+5=21

Minor Success!

You have indeed done the impossible... You've gotten people to regrow hands and legs after being maimed!

Of course, this mutagen does cost half a million per use...

Actions

>You have an idea... (Specify!)
>...Mutate Pythos randomly!
>Try to get rid of Pythos's scorpion tail!
>Try to mutate Pythos's venom!
>Try to mutate Pythos's tail to make it longer!
>...Give Pythos the regeneration!
>Finish mutation!
>>
>>855187
>Try to get rid of Pythos's scorpion tail!
>>
Going to wait until I get another vote anons.
>>
>>855187
>Try to get rid of Pythos's scorpion tail!
Then we need to armor the back a bit.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to remove tail.
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>855205
Remov tail
>>
12+5=17

Success!

Tails is remov comrade

You successfully amputate and regrow a normal draconic tail on Pythos...

Of course, you try to put armor on him...

Roll me a 1d20+2, additional +3 if you can think of how to protect the back without putting more stress onto it.
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>855208
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>855208
Maybe a thin clear layer of keratin that forms over his back like plate.
Armor made of the same stuff as nails.

This is a weird creature.
>>
16+2=18

Minor Success!

You successfully cover the back up with light flexible scales, protecting them against attacks to the behind... Though dedicated penetration weaponry to the back will still fuck them up.

Actions

>Add more armor! (Risky!)
>You have an idea for another mutation... (Specify)
>Mutate Pythos randomly!
>Give Pythos the regeneration!
>Finish the mutation and prepare to give it to Kryos!
>Write-In
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>>855216
>Finish the mutation and prepare to give it to Kryos!
This will do.
>>
>>855216
>Finish the mutation and prepare to give it to Kryos!
I'm surprised that we didn't just make a steel plate or something to put on the back of dragotaurs. Seems so simple.
>>
>>855220
Well you can't wear steel plate all the time.This is to deal with the crippling weakness their back has perpetually.
A punch from a buff human could fuck their back up.
>>
You finish the mutagen... You decide to deal with Pythos when you get back though, and you rush off to the hospital...

After a minute or two you go up the stairs to where Kryos is, and knock on the door.

"Come on in."

You open the door to Kryos, with a stubby arm and still bedridden. You meanwhile, are out of breath.

"You alright?"

"...I ran up twelve flights of stairs..."

You take a few deep breaths, and recover.

Actions

>So... This may hurt a little...
>Just curious, are you really sure you want to do this?
>...If you want, I can just regrow your arm. Or I can just make you into a dragotaur. Your choice.
>Nice to see you again... Feel like talking a bit?
>Write-In
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>>855226
>So... This may hurt a little...
>>
>>855225
In battle that is.

>>855226
>Nice to see you again... Feel like talking a bit?
>...This may hurt a little...
>>
"Hey. Nice to see you... So I got the mutagen right here... So it may hurt a little."

"Hey. Great... I'm a little nervous though."

"That's fine, Kryos."

"I erh... What exactly does it do?"

Actions

>...Look at him and look entertained. He knows full well what it does.
>...Well, it turns you thirty feet tall, hulking, packed with muscle... Yeah. Did I mention it regrows your arm?
>Well... Just saying, if you don't want to we don't have to do this.
>...It's going to fuck up any chances you have of a normal life. Sorry.
>Well, it grows you a tail. That's always a good thing in my book.
>...Nervous, eh?
>Inject it already!
>Write-In
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>>855232
>...Look at him and look entertained. He knows full well what it does.
>Inject it already!
>>
>>855232
>You'll be thirty feet tall, strong as fuck, and you'll have your arm back.
>...Nervous, eh?
>>
"Well, you'll be thirty feet tall, strong as fuck, and you'll have your arm back."

"Right. Right..."

He still seems a little nervous and unsure as you put the syringe over his arm.

"So uh... On a scale of one to ten, how different will I be? Ten being highest and completely different."

"Really?"

He sighs a little.

"I just want to get my mind off this... Which I'm failing at, since I'm asking about it...

Actions

>Come on Kryos, your the strongest... Well, second strongest minotaur I know. A little baby shot like this isn't going to hurt you.
>...Truth be told, it's going to be a little hard to talk to people at thirty feet tall.
>Give him a number?
>Inject it already!
>If you want, I can give you time to think about this.
>Write-In

Going for an hour anons, be lucky if I can post before I go.
>>
>>855240
>Give him a number
6-7 to be completely honest
>Inject it already!
>>
>>855240

>Inject it already!
>>
"Well... six to seven to be completely honest."

"Well, that doesn't seem that b-"

You inject him with the syringe. He winces a little.

"This may hurt a little."

A minute goes by.

"So... Erh... Is something supposed to be happening?"

"It's just your internal organs changing."

"Oh."

You notice his stubby arm is starting to elongate, as in growing his hand... Which has scales.

Now, it's time to restrain him... Roll me a 1d20+5 to restrain him so he doesn't damage anything! Autosuccess if you can keep him from freaking out about regrowing his hand and scales!

Be back in an hour or two anons!
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>855244
Release drowsiness pheromones
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>855244
Release drowsiness pheromones.
>>
16+5=21
Success!

You begin to calm him down with pheromones, until you realize something... You are making him a dragotaur in a small hospital room on a very high floor.
You should probably get him downstairs.

Actions

>He's fine. Stay in the room with him.
>Leave the room to not get crushed!
>Grab him, shapeshift, and break a wall and jump out!
>Grab him and rush down the stairs with him!
>Write In
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>>855262
>Grab him and rush down the stairs with him!
So now that I think about it we aren't giving Liz any of our Treasury.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you make it. Additional +3 if you can come up with a way to descend faster.


>>855264
Are you not part of #I'mWithHer or anything?
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>855271
Nope.
We need that money for important stuff.
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Anyways OP I need to do shit see you later.
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>855271
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>>855274
>not being part of your dragon gf's horde
>not being comfy with best waifu
>being this much of a Renexidrumpf supporter

this is satire by the way.

You try to rush Kryos down the stairs, but it's a little too late as the growth stage starts to kick in...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to avoid being squished.
Additional +1 if you can yell a warning to other people!
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>855315
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>>855274
Allowing samefagging
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>855331
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Waiting ten more minutes
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>855355
inb4 another 11
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Since I didn't like the last post, I'm changing it.

11+4=15

Borderline Failure!

As you push Kryos down the stairs urgently, he begins to grow silver scales. You yourself are slightly concerned as you push him down the final flight of stairs that he won't fit the doors...

So you decide to ram them.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to use Kryos as a battering ram!
Additional +2 for any battlecries while charging the door.
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>855400
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10+6=16

Borderline Success!

You bash through the door and continue to try and get him out of the hospital... After a little while you manage to get him out as he's shapeshifting...

You get him out by the sidewalk to some sort of safety as he begins shapeshift... The bed is crushed under his weight, and he's sort of waking up from his daze...

"Ugh... I feel weird." He says.

Actions

>More drowsy pheromones!
>Come on, your nearly through this!
>Hey, you got your arm back!
>So... Like scales, right?
>Welcome to the new you, Kryos. A lot bigger, scaly, and awesome.
>Write-In
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>>855439
>Come on, your nearly through this!
>Hey, you got your arm back!
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"Come on, your nearly through this Kryos. You have your arm back."

"Really? Nice..."

He falls asleep and finishes mutating into a thirty-two foot tall dragotaur, with massive wings... Sufficiently said, you are getting a LOT of stares.

Since Kryos has recovered... You might want to take him back.

Actions

>Shapeshift to your dragon form, grab him, and take him home!
>Leave him here. It'll be interesting to hear what happens...
>Try to wake him up?
>Look back at the people and tell them it's not weird for a minotaur to be thirty feet tall.
>Write-In
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>>855449
>Shapeshift to your dragon form, grab him, and take him home!
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You shapeshift to your dragon form, grab Kryos, and fly home... You put him outside in the gardens as he sleeps, and decide to talk to him later as you go inside.

As you go inside, you feel rather tired and yawn... You could go for some sleep...

Actions

>Go to Pythos, you need to get him out of his cell.
>...Head to bed...
>Get some coffee and try to work more.
>Try to wake up Kryos?
>Write-in
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>>855456
>Get some coffee and try to work more.
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You go get some coffee and down it, while deciding to work some more...

What do anons?

>See how far Elizabeth is coming with the cure for vampirism!
>Maybe you should plan expanding your empire?
>...Get your wife a cure for her stubby legs. You'd rather not piss her off.
>Maybe you should see how Lynea is doing.
>Take petitions! You haven't done that for a while!
>...Maybe you should try to get your money back from Elizabeth...
>Take up ruling directly!
>Try to develop your palace more!
>Write-In
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>>855466
>Take petitions! You haven't done that for a while!
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You decide to take petitions...

You know, maybe we should take Charlemagne or Renexizia with us.

Really? Why?

We could just bring along Elizabeth or someone else with us to add personal comment, I'm just thinking we should get Renexizia and Charlemagne interested in ruling. And Renexizia so she doesn't continue to break stuff.

Actions

>Nah, I don't like anyone muscling in and giving their opinions when I'm ruling.
>Let's get one of our wives to be with us!
>...Elizabeth is the Queen of England. Taking her with us might give us a second ruler's opinion.
>Charlemagne is heir... So sure.
>Renexizia just so she doesn't break anything.
>Maybe next time.
>Let's rule in our dragon form. Seems a lot more appropriate.
>...Let's rule adorably. Let's rule in our kobold form.
>Remain in half-dragon form!
>Write-In
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>>855477
>...Let's rule adorably. Let's rule in our kobold form.
>Nah, I don't like anyone muscling in and giving their opinions when I'm ruling.
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You decide to rule adorably in your kobold form. You shift down and head to the throne room, and sit on your throne... The guards however, stop you.

"Let me in! I am Renexizious!"

"Your a little short to be Renexizious... Besides, he'd kill us if we let someone sat on his throne." One of the guards says, and pats you on the head.

"Come on, waddle along little guy, we aren't going to get fired for this."

You sigh. Great.

Actions

>Shapeshift!
>But I AM Renexizious! I can prove it!
>Stop patting me!
>I am not short!
>...Do you want me to get my wife, Elizabeth out?
>Please? I'm Renexizious.
>How dare you pat me! I am a dragon, and your fired!
>...Why does everyone think I'm adorable in this form?
>I don't waddle! I walk normally!
>Write-In
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>>855497
>Shapeshift!
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>>855503
Mind if I ask what form?
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>>855497
>Shapeshift!

Half dragon.
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You shapeshift to your half-dragon form, confusing and stunning the guards, who were previously thinking you were rather adorable, with your little feet.

"O-oh. Sir!"
They salute you, albeit a little scared.

Actions

>...Pat THEM on the head. Muahaha...
>Just sigh and go inside.
>If you see a short white lizard, that's me. As in, let me in, ok?
>Thanks for headpatting me.
>The two of you are fired. Permanently.
>...Nom.
>What are the two of you worried about? By Jupiter, you humans have a phobia for scales or something...
>Grin and go in!
>Write-In