Medically Inaccurate Editionhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin coming soon/eventually (I really mean it. This week for sure)General rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Budew)Recently: You talked theology briefly with Keira, and trained your pokemon with Hana.
1st for Keira best girl
It's here!
>>848702You bring discord to our peaceful domains.
Holy shit yayHopefully best crab appears
>>848715>best crabWhat is Krabby doing in a tree?
>>848702Why do you insist on waifus when we have best rock
Awwwww yeah, time for Pokemans.Time to see how much brain damage we received.
>>848716>krabby>best crabHoly shit I've never experienced taste this shit
>>848725Cookie is better than Crabrawler's evolution that is hot shit. Crabrawler alone is top tier.
>>848717When will he get his cape?I hope we fashion that belt up into something awesome!
You feel a weird, hard vibration on your head, and blackness sets in from the outside of your vision. You see the world twirl in a mix of blue and green that shrinks to nothing.“Herb!” Someone yells. It sounds like it’s being yelled from across a lake. You can feel the vibrations in the sand as feet crowd around you. There’s some talking, but there’s no way to tell what’s being said. It fades away.A memory from your youth springs up. It’s...>A bite from a pokemon. It taught you a lesson>Grandpa teaching you a recipe>Your first kiss>Your big sister crying>Something else
>>848732You call kingler cookie too? I thought I was the only one
>>848751>Grandpa teaching you a recipeWe did talk about him dying earlier today
>>848751>Grandpa teaching you a recipe
>>848751>>Your big sister crying
>>848751>>Grandpa teaching you a recipe
>>848751>Your big sister crying
>>848751>Your big sister cryingWe hit her
>>848751>grandpa teaching you a recipe
>>848702Keira a shit.>>848751>A bite from a pokemon. It taught you a lesson
>>848732>forgetting about justice crab
>>848751>Grandpa teaching you a recipeMakes the most sense.
>>848781To expand, we would have been fighting over something insignificant and Herb loses his temper and hits her, maybe causing her to fall and get hurt. This would be the catalyst as to why Herb is such a friendly guy.
You smell something good. Really good. You put down the ditto you were playing with and go into your grandpa’s house, where you’ve been staying for the weekend.“Back already?” He smiles down. His white bushy gleams from the sunbeams coming in the window. “Did you have fun with ditto?”“Yeah huh!” You stand up on your tiptoes to see what he’s doing. “What are you making?”“Oh this? I can let you have some, but you’ve got to help me make it.” His deep voice and the smell and the wood cabin are all so comfy, but you’re still full of energy, bouncing around. “Okay!” Grandpa teaches you how to make...>A protein packed veggie wrap that helps you grow big and strong>Cookies that make pokemon happy>A soup that helps recovery from injury>Lightweight biscuits that never go bad>A fancy Souffle that he used to win over grandma>Something else
>>848876I can get behind this.Changing>>848801to>>848827
>>848879>>A fancy Souffle that he used to win over grandma
>>848879>Cookies that make pokemon happy
>>848879>A protein packed veggie wrap that helps you grow big and strong
>>848879>A fancy Souffle that he used to win over grandma.
>>848879>A fancy Souffle that he used to win over grandma
>>848879>A soup that helps recovery from injury
>>848879>>A protein packed veggie wrap that helps you grow big and strongIt did not help Herb. Not even a little.
>>848879>A soup that helps recovery from injuryTasty and practical
>>848903Turns out the secret ingredient is the shed petals of a Roselia or Roserade.
>>848879>A fancy soufflé that he used to win over grandma
>>848879>>A soup that helps recovery from injuryWould be nice to have. Also it might be possible to cook outside of a kitchen while most of the other options probably require an oven.Also, I think you missed a word.>His white bushy gleams
>>848879Changing >>848891>A soup that helps recovery from injury
>>848930
>>848879>A soup that helps recovery from injuryWaifushit souffle go and stay go pls
He teaches you the souffle. The ingredients and timing are critical, and the way to prepare it is complicated, but it comes out smelling amazing.“Thanks!”“Just use it responsibly.” He laughs. “There’s power in a good meal.”“Oh grandpa. You’re silly.”His face turns dire. “I mean it. It does things to women. She’d always insist on it on our anniversary. In fact, that’s how we conceived your...nevermind” He gives a hearty but naughty chuckle. You wonder what that’s about.Your mind swirls again. You feel like you’re being pulled back to the real world. There’s a sense of presence kneeling over you and breathing into your mouth. Everything is foggy, but you imagine it’s stars leaning over you and caring for you. How gentle they are. How soft and pretty smelling.Life is a dream and this spirit of stars is beckoning you to the next form of consciousness.>Taste life>Reach up and grab the universe>Focus everything into waking>Thank it>Something else
>>848967souffle is delcicious fuck your nigger shit
>>849002It has no practical benefit other than it's waifushit connotations. I wholly intend to avoid cooking it under any circumstances bar end-of-the-world scenarios.>>849001>Reach up and grab the universe
>>849001>>Taste life>>Reach up and grab the universe>>Focus everything into waking>>Thank itboys I think we done it
>>849001>>Thank it
>>849001>>Reach up and grab the universe>Thank it
>>849001>Taste life>Reach up and grab the universeOh god why not both
>>849001>dieNo but really>Focus everything into waking
>>849001>Reach up and grab the universe>Thank it
>>849001>reach up and grap the universe >thank itBased grandpa
>>849001>Focus everything into waking
>>849001>Taste life>Thank itAll of these options...
>>849001>Taste life>Reach up and grab the universeAura?Aura.
>>849001>Taste life>Reach up and grab the universe
>>849050>>849045>>849040>>849035>>849032>>849031Hmm, something is fishy here...
>>849001>Taste life>Reach up and grab the universeIt just has to be both, inb4 munchlax
>>849001>>Taste life>>Reach up and grab the universe
>>849040>>849045>>849032>>849035>>849031>>849019Normally I'm not one to point this outBut the fact that everyone who voted for this has one post is a bit sketchy
>>849001>>Reach up and grab the universeI just wonder who's chest is the 'universe'
>>849001>>Reach up and grab the universe
>>849001>>Taste life>>Reach up and grab the universeThis is a trap. We shall spring it with Herb's face.
>>849053>not wanting to taste and grab the universe
>>849001>>Taste life
>>849001>Taste life>Reach up and grab the universeHell yeah
>>849058>>849065>>849070>>849073>>849077>still doing it
>>849053>>849062I'd say they don't want to pay witness to whatever shenanigns that 'tasting life' and 'seizing the universe' are going to bring.This can either go the serious route, the hilarious route or both.Personally, I'm hoping for both.
>>849073>>849070>>849058>>849054>>849050>>849045>>849040>>849035>>849032>>849031>>849019Yeah theirs no way this a coincidence Samefags please stop
>>849080I don't think they've realized what everyone has deduced
I do not trust this amount of walkings, not to mention it going against character for herb.
>>849082>>849088We have 42 new IDs at this point. Also this isn't even a life or death thing, so I'm calling bullshit on lurkers popping out.
>>849091Anon, they're obviously samefags but saying that any option presented in a demiconscious dream state is out of character is equally as moronic.
>>849097To me it seems like herb would go with the flow, rather than fight his own subconscious.
Seriously anon, this is more obvious than the samefagging for character generation in thread 1.
>>849092Hopefully gobble realizes this and discounts their votes
>>849101>>849098Anon just stopYour not smartYour not clever
>>849120*you're
>>849120>Your not smart>Your not clever>YourKinda funny to me.
>>849124Thanks senpai
>>849120Plus it's already past the 10 minute voting window, so it's not accomplishing anything anyway.
At this point he is just doing it for fun and (you)s
>>849001Reach up, grab the universe and taste it.
Why are they still voting for the focus into waking the voting period is over.
>>849144For (you)s and to try and crash the thread into the bump limit?
>>849144CAN'T WAKE UP
>>849147Holy crap, this one's actually a legitimate vote.I think that brings the count up to 1.
>>849160This too is amusing.
>>849160I feel bad for the anon(s) that actually voted for it.
>>849144For the (you)s of course Hopefully gobble still discounts their votes for obvious samefag
>>849151with no survivors?
>>849170What gets me is they're so precious about the unintended boob grab that may or may not happen.Or the passionate kiss that'll immediately turn awkward.I wonder which it is?Conservativism or fear of intimacy?
>>849217It might just be to acquire goats rather than actually caring about the option, y'know.
>>849230Way I figure it, it's bitchy no matter which way you slice it, I'm just trying to get what little amusement I can out of the same-fagging.
>>849217nah its because they know it's kiera who's doing it
>>849257Valorie perhaps...
>>849257I don't know i feel it could be anyone right nowMaybe Laki or Val were near by and saw or even a complete stranger
>>849274kiera is the only one with what can actually pass for medical skills
Laki, Hana, and Polu strike me as the ones most likely to know CPR.
>>849284Could be the local nurse joy.
Your chest gets pushed in. This is confusing. It’s like a test of your fortitude from the universe. You must have passed because the otherworldy presence comes back to you. This time you embrace it fully. You reach out to the cosmos and find them soft to the touch. At the same time, you let yourself taste the very universe itself.You carefully explore and dance your tongue over it. You’re not sure what you’re looking for, but as a cook, you know the power of taste. Your hand thumbs the bumpy planet over the thin fabric protecting it. It gasps back at you.“Thank you.” You mutter, feeling satisfied.You fall back into your dream state. You’re too out of energy to wake up quite yet. The universe slips away from you again.For a while it’s fine. it's peaceful, restful, and calm. You're safe. But it suddenly things change. It’s like there’s another presence coming at you. This one isn’t from the same place as the cosmic spirit before. It’s from somewhere else, farther beyond. It’s angry. Like a colossal snake it rapidly slithers around you. It wants something from you. It yells something in a language you don’t understand.“I don’t understand!”It repeats the same phrase, except louder and angrier. It bares its fangs, but it’s missing a tooth.>Promise you’ll give it what it wants>Stand up to it. Fight it off>Ask it to calm down and explain differently>Ask it a question (write in)>Something else
>>849296>Ask it to calm down and explain differently
>>849296>Promise you’ll give it what it wants
>>849296>>Ask it to calm down and explain differently
>Ask it to calm down and explain differently
>>849296>Ask it to calm down>if it refuses stand up to it and fight it off
>>849296>Ask it to calm down and explain differentlyIf\when that doesn't work:>Stand up to it. Fight it off
>>849296>Ask it to calm down and explain differently>Ask it a question Who is best girl?
>>849296>Promise you’ll give it what it wants5 more minutes of rest
>>849296>>Ask it to calm down and explain differentlyThe fossil we have?
>>849296>>Stand up to it. Fight it off
>>849351Fug
for what purpose?
>>849296>Stand up to it. Fight it off
>>849378The samefags? Honestly don't know, but now they're spamming another choice.>>849296>Promise you’ll give it what it wants
>>849296>Promise you'll give it what it wants
>>849394>>849382>>849380>>849368>>849363>>849358>>849355>>849354>>849352>>849346>>849340>>849330>>849394>>849406[Guessing these are all spam again.]
>>849428I assume so. Would you rather us give them the (you)s for you?
>>849428Probably. Good luck with counting, though I think that asking won handily regardless of samefags.
>>849428For the record I'm not spam I'm just super late.Got zoned out and managed to catch a level 10 salamence! Also if you haven't played the new ones max affection can make your pokemon shrug off status effects or get crits. feels a bit more like the quest.
>>849428Jesus this board is autistic We should probably ignore them so they don't get the (you)s
>>849428Why though, is the question?This hasn't happened since character generation.Might be samefags trying to lock in their character over the general consensus, but that's incredibly petty.
>>849453AgainProbably doing it because they think it's funny The sooner we stop talking about it the better
>>849428Maybe you should make it so you can't just put:>Vote Optionand have it counted. Maybe do:>Vote OptionWrite whatever after.instead, just to cut down on the spam.
>>849500Better to just ignore any vote from an ID with less than 2 posts.
>>849526So you're saying if you just showed up, your vote doesn't count?
>>849453It could be someone trying to prove the point that you can still samefag even with the IDsIt's wwhy 5min votes are still a thing. Since resetting your ID is stupidly easy
>>849555Which brings us back to how to deal with them.Gobble seems to be on the ball, so let's forget about it and let her filter them out.
>>849545Yup. Unless you posted something else before you voted. And it'd actually make the posts before the first vote is up serve a purpose.Sucks for latecomers, but it'd cut down on samefagging well enough.
“I can’t understand you. Please. Calm down and explain what you want.” You're scared, but you're pretty sure it can't hurt you.At least, you really hope so.It roars at you again, knocking you over, but it backs away after. It slithers around in frustration, then comes back at you with it’s teeth bared again.You shoot up awake.“There he is.” The professor says. It takes you a second to figure out where you are. It’s his lab again. Keira and Hana are there too. Bella and Mace run up. Gobble gets up from resting at your feet.“What happened?” You try to get up, but you come to a sudden jolting stop and your stuff like the spices, stones, pokedex, the large fossil, and other things make a clattering sound. You’re hooked up to a machine.“Easy.” He lowers you down. “Nice and slow. You got conked in the head. But don’t worry. You’re vitals are looking fine. Still, you shouldn’t do anything strenuous for awhile.”>Ask what hit you>Tell them about your dream with the snake>Ask what happened while you were out>Thank everybody and leave>Something else
>>849606>Ask what hit you>Tell them about your dream with the snake>Ask what happened while you were out
>>849606>>Ask what hit you>>Ask what happened while you were out
>>849606>Ask what hit you>Ask what happened while you were out
>>849606>Ask what hit you>Tell them about your dream with the snake
>>849599And who died and made you the fucking samefag police?>>849606>You’re vitals>Ask what happened while you were out>Tell them about your dream with the snake
>>849606>>Ask what happened while you were out
>>849606>Tell them about your dream with the snake>Ask what happened while you were outI'm just gonna post more ace trainer
>>849606>Ask what happened while you were out>Tell them about your dream with the snake
>>849606>>Ask what hit you>>Tell them about your dream with the snake>>Ask what happened while you were out
>>849606>As>Tell them about your dream with the snakek what hit you
>>849606>Tell them about your dream with the snakeObviously the most important thing that's recently happened.
>>849630
>>849606You’re should be your in this instance, it's denoting ownership.>Ask what hit you>Tell them about your dream with the snake>Ask what happened while you were out
>>849679Oh god please no, she's fucking awful
>>849679#valeriegoals
>>849606>Ask what hit you>ask what happened when you were outPet one of our monsWhich ever is closets
>>849694[Okay here.]
>>849697I can't separate the art from the shitty character I've been dealing with for like 6 hours. Ugh all the stupid cutscenes
>>849694>>849679Agreed. Who keeps a baby pokemon in a goddamn dufflebag?
>>849694Lillie is forced but she is nowhere near as bad as HER.
>>849712Not bad
>>849727Bless the anon that made that on /vp/>>849712Seems like with SM you are rich on butts.
>>849727ManThe kahunas were fun characters I wished all elite four had characterization like them
>>849735I'm not sure how I feel about Olivia being confirmed christmas cake >>849744Same
>>849713Ah that sucks. I don't know anything about the characters, but I do know a cute girl when I see one.
>>849756She's literally a railroaded waifu, it's obnoxious as fuck
>>849747she's actually a christmas cake?good god
>>849774It isn't THAT bad in the middle of the game. But fuck that ending part. I wanna play the damn game.
>>849774Guess I'm not going to pick up Sun and Moon then.
>>849795It isn't as bad as they are making it. You are friends, the game is worth it.
Who plays pokemon for the plot?
>>849795It's fine, I just needed to vent a little. It's actually pretty fun. >>849780Yeah, supposedly she wears all the gems and dresses that way because she can't get a boyfriend. Her house is also full of stufful dolls that are "popular with single women"
>>849795>>849801This honestly. The games are really enjoyable.
>>849829The game also has comedy gold.
>>849795There are a number of annoying spots where they hold your hand a bit too much.But the new SOS system is pretty cool. I'm using it to get an espion at the moment and if I wait till night time I'll be able to use it to get an umbreon.
>>849834Basically Team Skull.
>>849843SOS system? I've never heard of this.
>>849870>Hey man you know I have self esteem issues!
>>849843Save on sight?
>>849870and Gladion>>849882>>849871When Pokemon call for help
>>849871>>849882Nah, pokemon can call allies for help, allowing you to pick up Hidden Ability mons as well as rarer pokemon in general. Really cool addition, and there are some predator vs prey aspects to it as well.
>>849871It doesn't turn on in the game until the first "trial" or whatever it is. But what happens is you beat up a pokemon to low HP and it has a chance to cry for help. http://serebii.net/pokearth/alola/route3.shtmlIf you look at that and look over to right where the Eevee is, when it's in trouble, it may call for help and it has a chance to call for an espion/umbrion.Use a move like Hold Back to keep the mon at low HP without killing eventually it begs for help.Most of the time it will just spawn a duplicate of itself. You can either knock out the first and then weaken the double, or save the double and keep the first. It'll eventually call again for a chance at the rarer pokemon.Apparently if you do it up to 30 times the pokemon are guaranteed 4 perfect IV's but I have no conformation on that yet.>>849882Save our souls.
>>849889>>849896How do you know if they have a hidden ability?
>>849896poor poor corsola
>>849903;-;>>849901I don't think you can tell.
>>849871>>849882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T1GwTe0FHgThis guy also gives a demonstration.
>>849899>Use a move like Hold Back to keep the mon at low HP without killing eventually it begs for help.>Most of the time it will just spawn a duplicate of itself.>You can either knock out the first and then weaken the double, or save the double and keep the first. It'll eventually call again for a chance at the rarer pokemon.>Apparently if you do it up to 30 times the pokemon are guaranteed 4 perfect IV's but I have no conformation on that yet.This is kind of horrifying. Getting flashbacks to the mermaid bone farm.
Honestly, a big part of why I'm not bothering to get the new pokemon games is because I don't find most of the designs interesting. This isn't even a "previous generations were more inspired" thing, because that's dumb. I just haven't been all that excited about the new stuff.
Jacob walks in. You remember him from before. Valerie’s dad and also the rich vispum guy who gave you and Munchlax that baco bread.“What hit me?”“A crabrawler.” Hana tells you. “It fell out of the tree. We didn’t see it before.”“I’m really sorry, Herb.” Keira tells you. “I was watching for coconuts because they can fall sometimes, but the crabrawler was hidden up there and got angry we took the coconut.”You insist it’s fine and ask what happened while you were out. Bella cuddles onto your shoulder. Mace goes onto your stomach and knocks the wind out of you. Where did Gobble get to?They tell you how they fought off the crabrawler, Hana ran to get help and Keira stayed with you.“Did anything else happen?”Keira bites her lip and plays her with wooden charm. “You have interesting customs when it comes to saying thank you.”Everyone gives her a weird look but lets it go as you describe your dream with the weird snake. They all hang on your words about it.“That sounds like the great protector.” Keira tells you.“I’m sure it was just a dream.” the professor tells you. “I’d be glad to check out that fossil for you and see what sort of pokemon, if any, can be revived from it.”“Hmm.” Jacob picks up the fossil. “Perhaps we should take this to the other elders, if that’s alright with you, Herb.”“Other elders?”Professor Palm nods. “Yes. Jacob has been given an honorary elder title for his vispum investments and work in the community. The very first mainlander to be recognized that way. He’s practically revolutionized the economy of Loanah.”“Professor, please.” Jacob laughs it off in that charming voice of his. “You sing my praises far too much.”>Let Jacob take it>Let the professor run tests>You’ll take it yourself>Change the subject>Something else
>>849949>Let the professor run testsIf it turns out to be something crazy>Let Jacob take it
>>849949>You’ll take it yourselftraveling's what we do man
>>849949>You’ll take it yourselfWanted to go there anyways
>>849949>You’ll take it yourself
>>849949>>You’ll take it yourselfHa, time for plot hook
>>849949>You’ll take it yourselfI assume this means "take it to the other elders ourself" instead of "keep it for ourself"
>>849949>>Let Jacob take it
>>849949>Keira bites her lip and plays her with wooden charm. “You have interesting customs when it comes to saying thank you.”Well now I really want to know what we did.>You’ll take it yourselfMay as well
>>849949>>Let the professor run tests>>You’ll take it yourselfGood excuse to get on the move but we still need to take on that gym before we go and maybe try our hand at the contest too
>>849949>>You’ll take it yourselfAh so it was a crabrawler
>>849949>You’ll take it yourselfOn the road again...
>>849949>>You’ll take it yourselfThought we were planning on doing this ourselves anyway.
>>849949>>Let the professor run testsDon't see a reason not to.
>>849976We made out and played with her tiddies. >>849949>you'll take it
>>849949>>You’ll take it yourself
>>850006Well yeah, but now I want her to say that to John. I'm guessing it's put a lot of thoughts in her head, and she doesn't seem to have hated it.
Kiera route locked.
>>850051obligatory ree
“That’s okay. I’ll do it.”“I can help.” Keira volunteers. “We’ll do it together.”Hana coughs.“Hmm. Very well.” Jacob rubs his chin. “If a priestess says so, then it’s as good as done.” The professor frowns for a second, but changes his attitude quickly to be more in line with Jacobs. “But don’t inconvenience yourselves. It’s important for young people to fully experience their journeys. There’s a lot to learn.”“Well said.” Jacob looks down. “Oh. Now this is interesting.”It’s Gobble. He’s offering you a coconut. There's a piece missing from it and crumbs on his belly.“Is that the one from the tree?”He doesn’t respond. He’s just holding it out and trying not to look at it while he slobbers.“Is that for your Herb?” Hana asks.Gobble nods and pushes it towards you.>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to you>Tell him that it’s his and he should have it>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of it>Something else
>>850122>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of itOh Hana
>>850122>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to youWow, that's almost absurdly generous of him. We ought to work with that.
>>850122>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of it
>>850122>>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to you>>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of it
>>850122>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to you>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of it
>>850122>>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to you>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of it
>>850122>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to youA Munchlax giving away food. Wow.
>>850122>>Take it and thank him. Let him know how much that means to you>>Make a meal for all your Pokemon out of itGobble is the sweetest and kindest of all the mons.
You look down at the sweet little guy. That’s an incredible gesture.His mouth starts slowly moving towards it. You quickly take it from his hands before he breaks. “Thank you, Gobble. That means a lot.” Gobble looks up at you with tears in his eyes. You pat him on the head. “I’m going to make a really nice meal out of this for everyone.”He smiles and falls over.“Gobble!”“It’s alright.” Jacob tells you as he produces more baco bread. Gobble’s mouth takes it and chews it without even opening his eyes. “Quite the willpower on this one. Maybe a little too much.”Gobble springs back up. You give him a nice hug.“Well, I’m afraid I can’t stay.” Jacob says. “But I think I’ll be keeping my eye on you three.” He waves as he leaves.The professor lets you use his kitchen again. Hana and Keira help as you make a delicious coconut ambrosia salad. Keira insists on picking up the extra ingredients to make up for starting the game that got you knocked out.You and Hana talk for awhile. It’s getting late, so she’s planning on taking on the gym tomorrow.“Do you feel ready for the gym?”>Yup! You’re going there first thing tomorrow to take it on with your pokemon>Ask if she wants to take it on with you>You want to spend more time training. Wish her luck>Something else
>>850289>>Yup! You’re going there first thing tomorrow to take it on with your pokemon>>Ask if she wants to take it on with you
>>850289>>You want to spend more time training. Wish her luckAlso, it's not a great idea to enter a serious challenge just after waking up from a head injury.
>>850289>Yup! You’re going there first thing tomorrow to take it on with your pokemon>Ask if she wants to take it on with you
>>850289>>Yup! You’re going there first thing tomorrow to take it on with your pokemon>wasn't here to post this pic when Keira got molestedfeels bad man
>>850289>>You want to spend more time training. Wish her luck
>>850289>Yup! You’re going there first thing tomorrow to take it on with your pokemon
>>850289>>You want to spend more time training. Wish her luckI'm still worried about mace.
>>850289>Yup! You’re going there first thing tomorrow to take it on with your pokemonHonestly I wouldn't mind more training, if only because the most we got out of Gobble's training was some head trauma; but I don't see much point delaying this further.
>>850351I would've liked to teach Mace Dig so we could get some super effective moves to use on the gym
>>850289>Ask if she wants to take it on with youThat third trial on the second island?Fuck that Lurantis and its help.
>>850357The gym's gimmick makes things into Water types. Knock one of their Pokemon into a water cannon and Bella can just sweep the place.Also given Roggenrola don't learn Dig, I would imagine teaching it would take multiple training sessions if its even possible in the first place. I just can't see it being worth the time or effort it would take.
[Looks like you're going tomorrow. But I just want to be clear about asking Hana to take it with you or not since it'll have a big effect on the battle. 5 minute vote, but it doesn't have to be exact.Will you battle with Hana, or seperately from Hana?]>with hana>without hana
>>850512>with hana
>>850512>>with hana
>>850512>without hana
>>850512>without hanaMostly because I think she needs to prove to herself she can do it alone
>>850512>>without hana
>>850512>>without hanaNothing against her, but I'd kind of like to take the first steps in challenging the gyms with our own strength. I bet she might feel the same too.
>>850512>>without hanafirst not!gym battle should be proving we can do this without having to rely on someone else to save us
>>850565and I just remembered that its a real gym battleI blame S&M getting rid of gyms
“Yup! I’m going first thing tomorrow morning.”She smiles. “We can cheer each other on, then. Good luck!”“Are you two taking on the electric gym?” Professor Palm asks as he comes into the kitchen to grab something. “Give that man a good pounding for me. Maybe that’ll get him to properly train the electricians on this island instead of allowing anyone muddle their way onto the job.”Oh right. The equipment that didn’t work. You guess he’s still upset about that.“You give him a hard pounding. Both of you. Really spank him good!”Hana accidentally drops one of the pans. Luckily there was nothing in it.Keira comes back with the rest of the ingredients you need.“Thanks!” You tell her.“No problem.” For some reason she looks weird, like she’s expecting something. She closes her eyes and sticks her chest out a little. You ignore it and pass her a plate. She looks confused but accepts it.You hope you’re not missing some sort of custom. Especially since she mutters something about needing to research mainland customs better. She doesn't seem offended though, so you decide not to worry about it for now. She gives the food a quick blessing and digs in.There’s plenty for everyone. Gobble seems to have broken and stuffs his face a lot, though. Doing dishes is a lot easier with him licking everything clean. No soaking needed. Bella only eats a little and parks herself right under a sunlamp that the professor is using for vispum samples. Mace cleans his plate, but you still aren’t quite sure how he eats.You look over your team. Yeah. Tomorrow, you’re going to take on that gym. You have faith in these three. You just hope you’re a good enough trainer for them.[I'm afraid that's it for me today. I have to be up really early tomorrow. I'm not sure how long I'll be out but I'll start a running as soon as I'm back in. I’m slightly more optimistic about having time to run this week.]
>>850608Thanks for running Gobble. Don't worry know that we all appreciate the time you make for us. Now that it's post thread, Jane is best girl.
>>850608thanks for running GobbleI love the misunderstandings Keira has, and Hana's reactions to innuendos are great
>>850608Thanks my man, when are the others going to show up? It's been too long without Laki, Polu and Jane
>>850608Thanks for running. So no one was around to see us grab the universe huh?and it seems like Keira kinda liked it seeing as she offered herself again, or was she just being polite because she thinks its a custom?
>>850649I think we've begun her path to corruption.
>>850608>allowing anyone muddle
>>850608Keira confirmed for slut.
>>850670You take that back
>>850608Oh, Hana. Oh, Keira.Thank you, Gobble. Damn good thread.
>>850660but Herb is just as pure!I bet he's never even thought about holding hands with anyoneshame he didn't find paint residue on his hands
>>850608Thanks for running, Gobble.
>>850608Thanks for running, Gobble. You're the best!
>>850679how is this smut not censored?
>>850662[Woops]>>850694>>850685>>850674>>850647>>850640[Thanks for coming! Glad you enjoyed. I keep telling myself I'll get more time to run and also tone down the lewd stuff, but I'm apparently a huge liar and can't trust myself.Nobody saw. Keira was more surprised than anything else, but a hormone filled body is going to react how it reacts, especially with the excitement of danger. She's fascinated by the idea of a whole world of different customs and has had it hammered into her how different mainlanders are. She really wants to learn without offending. She's been pretty sheltered in a lot of ways.]>>850647[They'll all get more spotlight. Don't worry.]>>850679[>holding handsWoah! Even I have my lewd limits, anon.]
>>850672Even if i recanted it wouldn't stop it from being true.
>>850795Don't tone down the lewd Gobs! Go with what feels natural for you
>>850795You don't really need to time down the less. I feel like this is a pretty good level right now. As long as it makes sense in context of the characters it's fine.
>>850795don't tone it down, you're at a pretty good level!you could even tone it up a smidgen and I'd be alright with it
>>850795I don't know about tone down, but maybe reduce frequency, especially with the misunderstandings and innuendos.In my opinion at least you're overplaying it. When you do it I think, "Oh, its THIS joke again."
>>850826It is getting a little old.
>>850826>>850891It's probably due to all the Hana time
>>850969Hana isn't the only one that joke gets played with, just the most frequent abuser.
>>850565Somebody please explain how the exclamation mark is being used in this context. Does it mean version? I've seen it used a lot, but it's never quite been clear to me.
>>851157It is just how things work when there is something that is obviously standing in for something else.
>>850826Yeah, I agree. You could even make more lewd things happen, or intensify the lewds somewhat, and that would be fine. This joke has been played out, though, so some more variety would be good.
What's our plan for the gym?
>>851465Bella + Gobble
>>851465have Gobble juggle Bella so she doesn't get electrocuted in the water
So what's everyone's experience been with trainer customization been? I don't have my DS on me to take a picture, but I like the Alolan Muk set.I'm also very pleased that my lipstick kink is being catered to.
>>852671Girl: 9/10Boy: Jorts/10
>>852671FUCKING FRAMERATES REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/10
>>852967Totem battles get kinda bad, but the frames aren't terrible unless it is a 4 Pokemon double battle. My 3ds actually froze when I had Muk out in one and tried to use an item on it.
So Laki's whole attitude is basically to hide her shame at choking at their version of the Olympics, right?I want to comfort the muscle girl.
>>855545I think most of us do, anon.
>>855545Not her whole attitude, but she definitely seems to have a bit of a complex. I imagine she has a harder time being alone with her thoughts. In company, she's likely always been mostly who we see her as now. It is presumptuous to believe you understand someone in the context of one event in their life.I want to give her back rubs and encourage her.
>>855550No question about it, if the last vote is anything to go by.Though we've seen more of the other waifus since.
>>855559Yeah. I like Laki but it's good we're getting a mini-arc with everyone early on before route-lock.
>>855559Most of us want to comfort her and help her get over her issues, even if we don't necessarily want to waifu her.
>>855559I like Laki I wouldn't mind waifuing her she is fun and sweet. All the girls are great, Keira is bubbly and naive, Hana is lewd and has her cute moments like when she gushes about her movies, Valerie we haven't seen as much as the others but I still like her just the same and she was real fun during the make over, lastly Jane is best girl but I feel I'll never get enough support from other Anons to pursue her.
>>855809I'm still feeling out everyone, but I could see myself supporting Jane.Real suffering is supporting Polu.
>>855841Polu is for bro time, not gay time.
I want Herb to do pic related to Jane. Also love Polu, Herb needs more male bonding time. We probably would've gotten it if he didn't want to train alone.
>>855846It's not gay if you say "no homo" after he nuts in your brohole.
>>855846It doesn't have to be gay, you just have to whisper "no homo" first and it doesn't count.Besides, we dated within our gender last time. Twice.I don't actually think it'll happen though.
>>855809I think Jane is shitty but I am eager to see things develop.
What do the girls look like again?
>>855968Good, mostly. Why the question?
>>855968Laki
>>855968Keira
>>855968Valerie
>>855968Val
>>855968Jane
>>855968Imagine she's a lot darker, Hana.
>>856119Actually Hana has light skin color despite being a native, Gobble uses Chicken-chan for her character art. Also has one real leg and arm I believe.
>>856135Makes sense Hana is less dark than other natives since she such a homebody and spend what seems like an indeterminate, but long time in the hospital.
>>856078c-cute brown beauty
>>855968Keira and Laki
>>856135I'm pretty sure she list both legs and one arm. Pretty sure she's dark, but light for a naitive. Not really sure where that puts her though.
>>856873>>856863>>856569>>856114>>856110>>856094>>856078>>855968[These are all pretty on point]
So you guys... I've been thinking about Hana. Now I know it won't be immediately, but when we get around to trying on clothes with her next, I have an idea.We'll ask her to pick out something that makes her feel good, but she's nervous to wear in public. We assure her that we'll go get lunch together, and that we'll wear something to put all the attention on us instead.Then we show up in the same outfit as her. If we can pull off a skirt with confidence, so can she!
>>857110
>>857110How about no.
>>857107You trip fell off gobble!Stay safe this thanksgiving!
>>857123[Thanks! We had thanksgiving at a civilized time of year already though, you filthy colonial.Go metric system! Praise the queen!]
>>857137D'aawwww he thinks he's better then freedom
>>857123>>857150[Sorry]
>>857137There are non-Americans celebrating thanksgiving now?The disease is spreading. Any moment we could have our cricket replaced by baseball. No afternoon tea at four o'clock? Kids playing football will stop kicking the ball with their feet!The horror. The horror.
>>857150To be fair, the imperial measurement system is absolute shit.Metric is far easier and more intuitive, both for common measures and scientific ones, and the US is the only major nation that's holding out against using it.
>>857179Even if it's true you aren't supposed to admit it
>>857179MERICA FUCK YEAR!!! FREEDOM UNITS ARE BEST UNITS!!!!!
>>857137>metric systemDropped
>>857187I feel sad that thanksgiving is slowly being assimilated into Christmas and Black Friday
>>857187The Imperial system of measurement was invented by the British.We dropped it in favour of a system created by the French. That's how shit it is - it made us admit France got something right.
>>857116>>857120Well, I think it'd be fun, but I know it sounds like fetish bait. There are other things that we could do.
>>857195>implying it already wasn't>>857199I say we just be a great cheerleader for her gym battle
>>857187>freedom units>units inherited from the tyrannical empire we broke away fromPick one.
>>857203Yes but it used to be somewhat important Now the media and schools are slowly starting to ignore itI fear for what will happen to it over the next few years
>>857208>freedom of speech >main language is adopted from tyrannical empire
>>857203RA-RA-REE!KICK 'EM IN THE KNEE!RA-RA-RASS!KICK 'EM IN THE OTHER KNEE!
>>857239Do most Pokemon even have knees?
>>857244the one with legs do
>>857219>false equivalence fallacy
>>857253Fuck you I have freedom of speech I can say what I want
>>857293And we can laugh at you for it.
>>857179Well, we're a big country. It'd be quite the ordeal to replace all the sinage alone, not to mention speedometers, scales, weights, infrastructure for buying and selling fluids, and that's just off the top of my head. Converting units would be nice, but it's a damn lot of work and cost to replace a system which, while inelegant, does function in an internally consistent manner.
>>857253>fallacist's fallacy
>>857321True, but consider how much money is lost due to the inefficiency of having to maintain standards and infrastructure for not only the measurements we use, but the measurements that the rest of the world uses as well. We derive many of our products and wealth from association with the rest of the world, so in essence we have little to lose in converting, except for the (admittedly quite daunting) initial investment that you mentioned.>>857322He's got the burden of proof to demonstrate that his analogy is applicable. Just calling what I said a fallacy isn't enough to make it true.
>>857354It was a joke.
>>855846
>>856078Here, have another.
>>857715Excellent taste. Sadly, I don't think we have many others in our camp.>>857733That's the picture I wanted to post first, but it was 404ing on me.
>>857208>>857198FREEDOM UNITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUH FREEDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>857174Yet another reason to be thankful I live on the biggest island on the planet.So basically the middle of bumfuck nowhere in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
>>857354Didn't the Mars rover crash because of a fuckup between converting between metric and imperial?>>857733Mother of God
>>857733Damn
>>858218Contractor used pound-seconds, NASA was expecting Newton-seconds. Because the contract said Newton-seconds.But converting their technical specifications for one launch would cost hundreds of millions of dollars.You always, always need to keep track of units, whether you're working between systems or within. You need to know if you're talking meters or nanometers, after all.
This just in from the new gen front, Salazzle is fucking amazing.
>>858325If only it has a male counterpart evo
>>858325>Canonically creates male harems.Christ, game freak. They're not being subtle at all.
>>858768>The entirety of Olivia's dialogue.No they are fucking NOT.
>>858325I wish male sandlet had a evoThey were clearly going with a bandit theme with them and a bandit queen for females(uses feminine charms to keep hold of the party) and a bandit King (uses force/wealth to keep lesser bandits in check and keep control) would have been a fun gimmick
>>858791Now we have Vespiqueen 2.0 that is actually good. Shame the ability isn't as useful since Salazzle is so frail and it can just use a fire move in Steel types anyways.
>>858325I still hate the fucking framerates.Seriously, also im surprised that these game are actually trying to be challenging for once. Is a good feeling that i cant just fap for hours while beating the game sideways without trying for once.
>>858804If you think this is hard nowImagine a monotype nuzlocke
>>858814Im not saying its super hard, i beat the game with a Ledian as one of my five mons. But i actually did get blacked out once or twice this time around. That hasn't happened to me since R/B/Y.
>>858804The framerate is fine outside of double battles.>>858814Nuzlocking now. Lurantis would be impossible without using items in battle.
>>858820>memebug>hardMaybe if it summons castform and not fruit loops birb. Honestly though i had more problems with the Washiwashi summoning like 3 Alomoloas in a fucking row.
>>858865Castform + Solar Blade didn't KO my Trumbeak, but it would have 2hko'd it.
About to start Moonis the game I just bought a cleverly disguised visual novel with christmas cakes and handholding?
>>858878The first hour and a half is very much railroaded out the ass. But the story is kinda nice after all of the tutorial shit goes away.
Team Skull is greattop 3 evil organization
>>858878What >>858882said. Gameplay is pretty solid with good diversity, but SoS and rare encounters for new mons are gripes.>>858887Dindu nuffin
>>858887>She get rid of her tattoo after she leave team skull.This made my dick very sad.
>>858891In all actuality they did basically nothing wrongTheir just kids with problems like inferiority issues and abandonment issues with little funds who are led by the oldest delinquent In fact the designs of the skull grunts are very similar to the punks
>>858908They are the punks just without the skull stuff.
>>858908They stole Nebby and gave her to the Aether assholes and tried to blow everything up cuz YA BOI!!!!!!!! wanted to get his dick wet.
>>858918Ya boi had no positive adult in his life and the big bitch praised him.
>>858922Look his dad was an abusive asshole i get that, surprisingly deep for a pokemon villian, but fucking still he should have fucking known,and fucking he even SAID after being in the other dimension for all of 10 mins that that was a fucking stupid idea.
>>858939In the end it doesn't matter because nobody in the general public will ever know what happened except that Team Skull suddenly stopped.
>>858941Still Plumeria got rid of her delicious belly tattoo. REALLY made muh dick sad.
>>858943that's a spoiler i am sad overin my headcanon she did it to get a jap bodysuit
>>858943>>858947Can we agree that the female grunt is cuter with the Punk outfit though?
>>858954Fuck no.
>>857733Gosh darn! I want this Laki to knock me up
After playing through the new game, I really want Herb to get a Mimikyu.Its typing complements our current ones nicely,but really I just want cute moments where Herb helps it make its disguise.
>>860434I want a Ribombee, it's adorable and has great type coverage for us.
>>860434>touching Mimikyu disguise>Herb living for more than 6 seconds after that.NO!
>>860434it's even good competitively, use that free turn with the disguise to set up a swords dance and sweep!though apparently disguise doesn't block status moves?
>>860469Touching it is fine, as long as you don't look under it.Seeing its true form has canonically killed at least one person from shock, but there's nothing saying it wouldn't let someone else help with the disguise, especially someone it trusts.>>860485That would work, but like you said, disguise doesn't protect from ailments. Of course, we could give it substitute to nullify that response.
>>860538The fact Minior is immune to status makes it so much better.
>>860538yeah, saw some interesting sub sets being tossed about for mimikyu.say, which ultra beast do you think would work best with Herb? I'm thinking celesteela or... nihilego?
>>860554None, those things are reality cancer.
>>860554Honestly, we probably have even less business catching ultra-beasts than we do legendaries. Not to mention what the other anon said about them being reality cancer isn't an exaggeration; those things are literally bad for the fabric of our reality.
>>860584true true, I just like the 2 I mentioned.
>>860592Thematically? Pheremosa or Guzlord
>>860554UBs are shit, and I am fine not having the exact same totem Pokemon or Z-Moves since those imply UBs are around.
Oliva sure is a good model for Laki
>>860743Man is it just me or does her dialogue in the game make it seem like she is fucking utterly desperate to get laid or somethin?
>>860751In Japan time she is too old. So she kinda is, ever take a look in her room?
>>860752How old is she? Seriously dat fugging ass do mang holy shit.
>>860760Anything over 25 is a Christmas Cake and too old for sex
>>860788>too old for sexit's actually too old for marriagewhich is something i don't think is true for olivia
>>860856It's just a Japan thingAnyways her superior alolan genetics saved her
>>860856OLD HAG
So how are we protecting gobble from getting eaten this thanksgiving, guys?we need to protect him
>>860983have the president pardon him
>>860983Canada had thanksgiving already
>>860983IT WAS A HUNDRED YEARS AFTER THE TACOS WERE ASSASSINATED
>>860983>>860985Gobble is Canadian. They already had their thanksgiving.Also,>him>not knowing gobble's pronouns are Turk, Turkey, Turkeyself.>7X(3^2)X(2^5)
>>860993Some kin are just so close minded.
>>860992I read>>860983And thought roughly about the same thing"GOOBLE GOBBLE! I'M TOM TURKEY! DO THE HUSTLE!"
>>860983>himThe lesbian lumberjack?
>>860983>him Gobble is a girl mate
>>861076Girls aren't allowed to use 4chan
>>861118Canadian internet > 4chan firewall
>>861130>>861118>>861076>>861013[No official comment.I love you guys though. Seriously you make life worth living in these dark turkey holocaust times.]
>>862428
>>862428...you running tonight
>>862445[I wish. Work got nuts. They are absolutely not prepared for me to be leaving. They're sending me a shitload of very tricky projects, so maybe they're just trying to get those done before I'm gone. I dunno. All I know is that work is leading the shit out of my workload.But if they give me enough hours I won't need to get a job while I'm going to school, so it'll be best for the quest in the long run.]
>>862475What is even your job
>>862489[I probably should't talk about my personal life but I'm drunk so weeeeee. I do websites and website accessories. Everything from honey producing companies to escort services. But I'm gone soon to go to college. Years of saving up.]
>>862517Well, good luck in college! been enjoying the new games?Finished the story yesterday and managed to snag a 6IV ditto so i'm working on breeding interesting pokemon now.
>>862517Luck in college Gobble >>862591I'm near the end of the game, dragging my feet though
>>862613Just get through the story, the bit after that is fun.
>>862591The games are surprisingly darkLike darker than the Vilian literally being hitler
>>862517Huh interesting Good luck in college
>>862517Gobble, can you confirm your cup size and booty status? I'm asking for a friend
>>862991>can you confirm your cup size[Disappointing, probably.]>booty status[Goddamn amazing.]
>>863101>>booty status>[Goddamn amazing.]Only thing that truly matters.
>>863101Booty is the only thing that matters, after all. flat is justice, etc
>>863101>Goddamn amazing.Whoa there, let's not be too arrogant
>>863101>Dat Ass grill.Hmmmmmmmm........ Eh i'd hit it.
>>863101Probably should have thought this through.
>>863101Man. I'm imagining you as either your picture, or captain falcon, depending on gender. Gettin' some weird mixed feelings about this.
>>863675Gobble is a grill mang.
>>863101Drunk Gobble truly leads to some interesting things.
Sorry guys, Gobble is gonna be busy tonight. Also that comment about a disappointing chest was a lie, look at those monsters
>>864197You monster!
>>864197>not a leg manyou went full retard anon
>>864197Oh god they have a stalker now
Welp, just beat sun. I'm gonna feel melancholy for a while and then start working on the pokedex some other day.Pokemon sun more like pokemon sob.
>>867953Being Kiawe and Hau is suffering. I really hope Polu gets a better end.
>>868404Wait, what happened to kaiwe? He seemed to be living a pretty normal life w/ Lana and Mallow.Hau deserves better than an absentee father though. That boy is a sweet beautiful breath of fresh air.
>>869287In Sun you can visit his home in the ranch town and learn he wants to study fire dancing abroad. But before you can battle he has to run off to his part time job at Thrifty Mart. When you show up it is just in time to see him get fired. He then challenges you to a battle so he isn't alone. Keep in mind Captains have until they are 20 and Kiawe is one of the older looking ones.
[I love you guys. You are supreme awesome peoples.I'm also incredibly flattered at the amount of dickings people want to give me without seeing you. I wish you all wonderful lives with plenty of oral sex.]
>>869494Way too lewd
>>869494Gobble, for Christmas I want a picture of your amazing ass
>>869494Wooh, it's getting hot in here. Love you too, Gobbles. You lewd Turkey you.
>>869303Jesus. Looks like Nintendo left me with a bit of a rollercoaster while I go back for cells and cores, huh?
>>869759If you want emotional roller coasters, go check out Guzma's family home after you beat the league.Child abuse....child abuse everywhere.
>>869759>Nintendo
So, running today?
Also Acerola says something I'd expect Keira to say after I beat her at the E4:"You're at 3rd base, now go hit a home run. Or is this second base? I don't know how baseball analogies work."I'm not sure if that's because I faced her 3rd specifically or not, but she said it.
>>870085Yeah, they say different things based on the order you beat them in. I think I remember the kalos league doing the same.
>>870084[Yup! We'll be running later today.]
>>871061Yay
alola grimer when?grimer became my unexpected MVP throughout SM
>>871112Probably on the pollution island. But we have Gobs and Bella, an Alola Grimer / Muk would make a perfect rival for Gobble though.
>>871112Me too!I ran knock off, crunch, gunk shot, and poison jab. I named him Slick.
>>871112My workhorse(kek) was my Mudsdale, she tanked everything
I felt like the legendaries in this game were really well done. Normally I don't like to use them, but this time they felt earned.Like, Zygarde is my baby. I want to help him grow up strong.
>>871807I think I might break my rule of no legendaries and use 25% zygarde form when I buy sun
>>871807>>871807Zygardogo was great
>>871807I actually used Zygarde for my main team because I thought there would be plot/lore if I got enough cells.Ahahaha nope. It's just a generic legend that you collect-a-thon for. A mysterious datasnek that monitors and protects existence choosing to aid you could have been the coolest source of plot, especially considering the things you are fighting are basically kid-friendly lovecraftian beings and the crazy people trying to draw forth and control them (i.e. exactly the sorts of things Zygarde ostensibly exists to oppose).
>>871112Arcanine and Salazzle, oddly enough were the unexpected standouts, though Ribombe and Alolan Golem did a lot of good as well, along with Cubone. Shame it evolved too late to be much use late game.
>>872115Cubone evolves at 28, that isn't the problem. The problem is you can't get any good moves on it until right before the main game is over.
>>871905The entire reason zygarde is at alola is because he sensed weird shit gong on The only reason he dosen't do anything is because a 11 year old started traping his body in a cube
>>872148I kept having to play during the day, so I couldn't evolve it.Incidentally, we need a Cutiefly.Ribombe is amazing.
>>872218It also fits John pretty well.
>>872218>Wanting a parasitic murder mon.Yeah no fucking thanks.
[We'll be starting up shortly.]
>>872261W-What? They have nothing to do with murder.
>>872291You do know what that mon is based on IRL dont you?
>>872296What it is based on isn't what the Pokemon is
>>872261I could push for Salazzla if you'd prefer.Sure it's furry bait, but it's bloody strong and mine basically soloed Lusamine.
>>872318Pretty sure Cuitefly is the reason that there are no Combee on Alola.>>872320>Mind controls you with Pheremones to make you her sex slave.Well i know Gobble would write a lewdbin about it but part of the main quest? Really?
Buzzswole when?
>>872320We already have bella>>872337Or Combee just don't live there>>872337Gobble said no Pokephilia>>872353Get those shits outta here
>>872353>WANTING REALITY CANCER ANYWHERE NEAR YOU!!!Umm.......fucking no thanks asshole, i don't feel like growing a new body out of my eye socket.
>>872337I'm just fucking with you, but seriously, Salazzle could be hilarious.And it might look a little like a mosquito, but Ribombe is adorable. Also swept Hala for me as a Cutiefly and dealt with that fucking Fomantis.
Electric Stormhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin coming soon/eventuallyGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Budew)It's time to play!
>>872436Its not based off of a mosquito. I forge the name but it is based off of a type of fly that lays parasitic larvae into the eggs of other incest. When the Larve hatch they eat the larvae of the other insects to grow. Favorites of theirs are bees.
>>872447Aw Yis, Gobble time!
>>872447>>872447Gobble I think you made a mistake
>>872447Welcome back Gobble
>>872447>eggs of other incest>incestSpending too much time with porn, dawg.
>>872516Whoops, mislinked.>>872489
>>872516Insects. God fucking dammit i need to close my porn tabs more often before posting then.
The professor lets you sleep in his lab. He has some spare bunks all prepared. He explains that they get university students for projects on occasion.You sleep with your three Pokemon out. The three of them lean against you until morning.You wake up in the morning to the smell of burning. You follow the smell and find Keira struggling with the kitchen equipment. She drops pancake batter when she sees you.“Woah! Are you okay?”She laughs and scratches behind her head. “This is harder than it looks.” Her little nose twitches, and she turns to the side where smoke is coming from the oven. “Oh no!” She takes out charred black biscuits and sets them on the stove. The fire alarm starts going off, and a sprinkler above your head soaks you.Professor Palm and Hana come in to ask what’s happening as Bella dances around under the water spray, Mace scrambles away from it, and Gobble opens his mouth and looks up. It takes a little time to sort everything out.“I wanted to make everyone breakfast.” Keira explains. “Sorry!” Even her sincere apologies have a cheerful, bubbliness to them. It's the voice of someone who is used to getting in trouble but doesn't let it get them down.You and Hana help clean up and the professor says not to worry about it. He does seem dismayed at the one single sprinkler going off and grumbles to himself to get that looked at, though.You glance at the clock. Hana wants to go to the gym this morning before a storm hits the island later in the day. That puts a time constraint on getting ready.>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battle>Take the time to teach Keira how to cook, even if it eats the morning up>Grab a very quick breakfast and do some last minute training>Something else
>>872489Based fly species, wasps and bees are asshats. What's funny is that their family are usually the parasitic assholes
>>872531>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battleCan't skip the most important meal of the day.
>>872531>>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battletell her we'll teach her to cook as a victory celevbration after the gymalso our mons are the best forever
>>872531>>Take the time to teach Keira how to cook, even if it eats the morning up
>>872533>Bumblee bees are assholes.Dude fuck you. They potentate all the plants that make oxygen for your sorry ass. And make Honey. AND don't go around attacking people like Hornets do.I do hate hornets thou so i will agree with you there.
>>872531>>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battle
>>872531>Take the time to teach Keira how to cook, even if it eats the morning upWe've done our preparing. Now is the time to make certain we're in the right headspace, and this'll be nice and relaxing.
>>872531>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battlePromise Keira we will teach her how to cook later
>>872533Hornets are assholes. Wasps are assholes. Bees, especially of the bumble variety, are fine.>>872531>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battle
>>872531>>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battle>Polish mace, mist bella and groom gobble
>>872531>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battle
>>872531>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battleLets focus on the battle and our Pokemon first. Maybe give a couple of basic pointers on how to cook some things as we do so, but save the big stuff for later.
>>872531>Make a special meal for all of your pokemon
>>872531>>Make a special meal for your pokemon to give them an extra boost for the battleLean mean gym winning machine gobble.
You want to give your Pokemon a nice, hearty breakfast to give them a bit of a boost today. They’ll be facing a hard battle, from the sounds of it, and you might need every bit of help you can get.When it comes to food, it’s not just about how good it tastes. It’s about how good it is for you. The right meal at the right time can make all the difference to a person or pokemon.You’ll need to move quickly, though. What sort of meal are you going to make?>A light meal that keeps their speed up>A hearty, thick meal for defense>A protein loaded meal with the spirit of attack>A calcium rich food to bolster special defense>Something with a lot of zinc, to help them with special defense>A general health helping food>An energy loaded breakfast that will keep them all, especially Mace, stamina
>>872708>An energy loaded breakfast that will keep them all, especially Mace, stamina
>>872708>A calcium rich food to bolster special defense>Something with a lot of zinc, to help them with special defenseTwo foods do the same thing.
>>872708>>Something with a lot of zinc, to help them with special defense
>>872708>A general health helping foodHP is the most versatile defensive stat.
>>872708>>An energy loaded breakfast that will keep them all, especially Mace, stamina
>>872708>A calcium rich food to bolster special defenseI love this type of character. The kind that brings out the best in others.
>>872708>Something with a lot of zinc, to help them with special defenseVoted wrong before
>>872708>Something with a lot of zinc, to help them with special defense
>>872724[Fuck]
>>872756I think enough people know that Calcium is for special attack if it makes you feel better.
>all these people who're going to see us get raped by spark and thunder fang
>>872783That is why we should keep our distance
>>872769I didn't.
>>872789Woops
You grab a few things and get to work on a nice, zinc-loaded breakfast.Keira, sensing she’s in the way, ends up retreating a bit as yous curry back and forth. You’re glad she did, because while you don’t want to be rude or hurt her feelings, someone standing in the way in a kitchen is always an annoyance at best, or safety concern at worst. She climbs her way up on top of a shelf so she can see everything while still being out of the way.“I’ll show you how to cook later, if you want.” You offer.Keira nods while she curiously watches you work. If she didn’t have such expressive eyes, you’d have a hard time reading her through that face paint.You get everything done quickly and feed your Pokemon. Most goes to Gobble, but you don’t give him too much because even if he has a huge appetite, you don’t want to stuff him before the battle.You glance over and see Hana getting ready to leave. She leans up from talking to her pokemon and waves at you. It’s time to go.“Are you coming?” You ask Keira.She pokes her fingers together and smiles. “I think I need to do a centering ritual. But good luck!”>Ask her to come and do that later, if it’s not time sensitive>Okay, see you later!>Tell Hana to go ahead and ask Keira about the ritual>Something else
>>872708Well, missed the start despite being here because I needed to help shift cows.You want an encounter in the future, Gobble, there you go, moving cows. It's more work than it sounds.Anyway:>Something with a lot of zinc, to help them with special defense
>>872933>Okay, see you later!I wanna fight
>>872933>>Ask her to come and do that later, if it’s not time sensitive>>Okay, see you later!
>>872933>Okay, see you later!
>>872933>curry back and forthThat's a butt.>Okay, see you later!Also, I now headcanon Keira as Acerola with facepaint.They've got the same attitude anyway.
>>872941[Sounds neat! Do you live on a ranch?]
>>872933>>Okay, see you later!
>>872959I think she is a mix of Acerola and Mallow. Ghost / Grass after all
>>872933>Okay, see you later!>Something else"We'll make sure to record our battles for you!"
>>872933>Okay see you latter
>>872960Hobby farm, but we run a few head of cattle. It helps keep the bills paid when we do sell them. They usually go for around $900 a head on average.If you want a potentially hilarious encounter, put it down as an option. Cows never cooperate.
>>872976She's not a loli like Acerola for one. She's slightly too matured body wise
>>872997Slightly, also Acerola really had a similar attitude it seemed.
>>873004There were a few moments I'd have said were quite like this quest.When you came home several times your mother would ask how far you'd gotten and then added, 'I mean the trial of course'.Seems like she was asking whether you'd slept with Lillie or not.
>>872959[Is this new?]
>>873022Oh Gobble my favorite pokegirl and yes it js
>>873022Yep, that's new.Fitting you'd pick the farmgirl as well.
“Alright. I’ll see you later, then!” You run to catch up with Hana.She looks nervous. You have to admit, so are you.You arrive at the gym and see the person you battled before hanging outside with his Voltorb. He gives a cool, casual wave as he leans against the wall. The locals are all preparing for the storm you can’t see any sign of. You think you can feel a slight change in the air today compared to yesterday, but that could be your imagination. Everyone else seems to, though.You both enter in the front door. You hold it open for your pokemon to follow in. You were worried that maybe you had overfed them before the fight, but they seem fine. The jog over here helped.“Welcome!” A large islander with welding goggles and an open electrician’s suit yells out without looking. He’s fiddling with a pile of gadgets on a table. “Come to challenge the gym, have you?”“Uhhm. Yes sir.” You have no idea what the protocol is here.“Sir?” He chuckles and looks over. “You must be new here. Oh. And you’re..” he snaps his fingers “Hana, right?” He looks her over and whistles. His eyes darting between her artificial parts, even under the concealing clothes she has on.She meekly looks at the ground and there’s an awkward moment.“Right. Sorry. So.” He claps his hands “You two are looking for a badge, huh? Well, you’re going to have to earn it. This is a gym where careful planning ahead makes all the difference. Blind fiery passion or brute force won’t work here. Are you ready?”You and Hana both mumble a general agreement.He gives an exaggerated exasperated gesture. “Come on! Are you ready!”You’re both a little louder this time. It’s still not what he was hoping for, though.“Well I guess I won’t have to worry about fiery passion.” He jokingly punches at your gut. “Okay, which of you wants to go first?”Hana looks unsure either way.>Volunteer to go first>Encourage Hana to step up>Let’s flip a coin>Something else
>>873188>Volunteer to go first
>>873188>>Let’s flip a coin
>>873188>Volunteer to go firstPut on your game face, boys!
>>873188>Let’s flip a coin
>>873188>volunteer to go first
Laki’s comment about you being secretly badass jumps into your head. You’ve never really been praised for being badass or manly or tough. You remember the kabutops you scared off, and that fleeting feeling of rivalry when battling Polu.Why are you hesitating? You’re a man, right?“I’ll go first!” You almost shout as you step forward. That was louder than you intended.He smiles. “Alright. As the gym leader and chief electrical engineer of our new hydroelectric power plant, I accept your challenge...uhh, what was your name?”“John, but I-”“Jonbudai!” He loudly declares.You raise your finger to correct him but he’s already showing you to your spot and going over the rules. It’s just standard battle rules. No attacking trainers, no using potions, that sort of thing.You look at the battle area. It’s a wide, flat area. There’s a large stone pillar in the center, and about a foot high barrier lining the sides. It must be there to keep water in when the water cannon gets used.“I like to do double battles, Jonbuddai. Do you have four pokemon?”You shake your head. “Three.”“Alright then. A double battle with three pokemon per side sound good?”>Sounds great>Can we do a single battle instead?>Can we lower it to two?>Something else
>>873345>>Sounds great
>>873345>Sounds great
>>873345>>Something elsePlease, call me Herb. But yes, that sounds good.
“Sounds great!” You narrowly avoid cracking your voice.“Eager, huh?” He slaps you on the back. “Good. Get ready. I’ll go to the other side and we can get started.”You starts walking over to the other side of the arena.You kneel down to your three pokemon. Mace looks eager, despite his macho brace. Gobble doesn’t seem to care one way or the other right now. Bella is happy but a little oblivious to her surroundings. You love how she lights up whenever you pay attention to her.You give Gobble and Bella each one of the Sitrus Berries. You figure if there’s a battle that needs them, it’s a gym battle.Mace has been handling his energy well since wearing the brace, but you might want to take it off for the fight. It might give him the freedom of movement and extra bit of energy he needs to win. Then again, it might also cause him to accidentally loose some energy at the wrong time.>Don’t change anything. Let’s battle already!>Give someone your goggles instead>Give Mace the last Sitrus berry instead of the Macho Brace>Something else
>>873477>Don’t change anything. Let’s battle already!
>>873477>>Don’t change anything. Let’s battle already!
>>873477>Don’t change anything. Let’s battle already!The brace can come off when we learn explosion.Also, let's see if we can't plant this last berry at home before we set off for the next island. Don't want to squander the last of a self-replicating resource.
>>873477>Don’t change anything. Let’s battle already!Fight! Fight! Fight!
You think to yourself for a second, and nod. Yeah. This is good. You’re ready. Definitely, 100%, without a doubt, ready. You’ve got this.“Ready?” He shouts from his side. He got there quick.“I think so.” You gulp.“Then let’s go!” He reaches for two pokeballs to throw out.>Send out Bella and Mace>Send out Gobble and Mace>Send out Gobble and Bella>Wait for him to show his pokemon first
>>873571>Send out Gobble and BellaStart off strong with our stuff best suited for electric attacks
>>873571>>Send out Gobble and Bella
>>873571>Send out Bella and Mace
>>873571>Send out Gobble and Bella
>>873571>>Send out Gobble and Mace
This isn't archived yet, just by the by.
[Sorry about delay. Slight computer issue. Updating coming soon]
>>873731>Page 7 on /qst/We have 3 more days minimum>>873736No problem!
“Gobble, Bella, you’re up!” You point forward. Gobble pushes himself up while bella happily runs out onto the field.He sends out his two pokemon too. A Pachirisu, that you didn’t realize were found on this island, and a Heliolisk that the technician told you about. He likes to use Electrify.He sees your lack of reaction about the small squirrel pokemon. "Most people are surprised to see a Pachirisu, but we met when I was going to university on the mainland." He emphasizes that last part.Heliolisk coughs.“But Heliolisk here is my first pokemon. Caught right here on this island. We make a great team, don’t we, buddy?”Heliolisk nods.“Now, let’s go!”You look to Bella first. She’s running forward eagerly.>Pin Missile at whoever gets closest>Growth, get buffed early on>Use Water Sport to try to dissipate their electric attacks a bit>Mega Drain (specify target)>Worry Seed on Pachirisu. The technician mentioned his pokemon have abilities like Volt Absorb>Something else
>>873787>Worry Seed on Pachirisu. The technician mentioned his pokemon have abilities like Volt AbsorbAlso keep at max range
>>873787>>Worry Seed on Pachirisu. The technician mentioned his pokemon have abilities like Volt Absorb
>>873787>worry seed on pachirisu
>>873787>Worry Seed on Pachirisu. The technician mentioned his pokemon have abilities like Volt Absorb
>>873787>Worry Seed on Pachirisu. The technician mentioned his pokemon have abilities like Volt Absorb>Focus Punch for Gobble.You missed Gobble's options.
>>873883I had assumed this was intentional.
>>873883[Intentional. I want to make it more organic and less videogame-like.]
>>873787>Worry Seed on PachirisuThat sure is a fine ability youse got there.Would be a cryin' shame if something were to happen to it.
Rolled 35, 26 = 61 (2d100)[Roll it!]
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>873939
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>873939
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>873939
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>873939
>>873949Mediocre, but better than a 35.
>>873942>>873949>>873954Pretty mediocreBetter than gobs roll tho
“Pachirisu, Swift! Heliolisk, Electrify it!”The two pokemon move with incredible speed. Pachirisu’s Swift turns electric before striking both of your Pokemon. It slaps against Gobble’s belly for some light but noticeable damage. It’s not very effective against Belladonna.“Huh. I thought that one was a bug type.” He lifts his hard hat a little. ”Like the mainland version of a Metapod or Kakuna or something.”Bella harrumphs and the unintentional insult. Despite the blow to her pride, you're glad he said that. You forgot that Buduw's aren't native to this region. As a shiny pokemon, she must be doubly confusing to locals, even if he's travelled before.“Bella, don’t worry about it. Use Worry seed on Pachirisu!”She quickly leans forward and fires it off at the small electric pokemon. It’s not amazing, but it lands. And that’s all that matters“I’ve never seen that move before!” His voice booms with excitement. “But it doesn’t even look like it hurt. How are you feeling, Pachirisu? Not poisoned or anything, are you? No Leech Seeds?”Pachirisu looks itself over for the effect of the attack. Finding nothing, it looks back and shrugs.“Well that’s worrisome.”Gobble, meanwhile is charging forward. You notice the large water cannon on the wall suddenly starts tracking him now instead of Pachirisu. It looks like it targets whoever is closest to it.>Tackle, nice and basic>Metronome, it seems immune to your bad luck>Lick, try to flinch Pachirisu>Amnesia, pump up your special defense>Focus Punch on Heliolisk. (somewhat difficult from this distance)>Focus Punch that rock pillar in the middle to bits>Try Chip Away
>>874088>>Focus Punch that rock pillar in the middle to bits
>>874088>Focus Punch that rock pillar in the middle to bitsGood thing we got that +Special Defense food
>>874088>Metronome, it seems immune to your bad luckAlso:>Well that's worrisomeGo on, use Discharge. Do it faggot.
>>874088>Focus Punch that rock pillar in the middle to bitsI'd honestly prefer something like knocking one of them towards the water cannon to make them vulnerable to Bella's / their own attacks but that might take some time to work on the positioning.
[Roll it!]
>>874203Action go!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>874203
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>874203
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>874203ONE PUNCH GOBBLE!
>>874212I'm fine forgetting my dice now.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>874203
>>874212Well shitWhy does he always crit focus punch
>>874242>inb4 he learns Rock SlideWe VGC now
>>874242Because no one expects a goofy looking guy to knock them out with one punch.
>>874203
>>874214One Punchlax.
>>874247>Rock slide>Amnesia>Focus punch>Last resortWith these four moves we made a large majority of low level mons fucking salty
“Focus Punch! Aim for that pillar!”"The pillar?"Gobble concentrates and lines up his attack as he charges forward. Heliolisk and Pachirisu, not being in any directed danger, don’t pay him much mind. Especially since the pillar becomes cover between them as he closes in.He pulls his fist back and BAM! The pillar turns into hundreds of small rocks that shotgun in the direction of the two electric pokemon. They throw their arms up as they’re pelted relentlessly in the rock storm.When it’s over, it becomes clear that his side of the arena is covered in rocks, stones, and pebbles. It’ll slow down anyone going through it. A cloud of dust starts spreading out, giving visual cover.Bella is ready to follow up while they lower their arms.The water cannon looks ready to fire. Gobble and Heliolisk are equally close to it.>Mega Drain>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fire>Growth, take the chance to get pumped>Run and push Heliolisk with all your might!>Something else
>>874312>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fireHeliolisk, give Gobble the chance to get away.
>>874312>>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fire
>>874312>>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fireHeliolisk
>>874312>>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fireheliolisk
>>874318Also to add on, we can aim high so if we miss it goes behind him, forcing him closer to the cannon.
>>874312>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fireTake out Heliolisk.
>>874312>Pin missile Heliosk Can't risk it The water hitting patchirisu dosen't matter as it'll hit him anyway because of worry seedHowever heliosk still has what ever it's ability is so we need to keep it in check
>>874312>Pin Missile. Keep one under constant fireTry and pin down Heliolisk in front of the cannon.
Rolled 61, 49 = 110 (2d100)[Roll baby roll!]
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>874385
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>874385
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>874385
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>874385
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>874385
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>874385
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>874385
>>874390Slightly worseWe should be fine
>>874392Fucking discord popups killed my roll, I'm sorry.
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>874385Rolling for shots fired.
>>874435Generally how many shots is determined by the d100
Rolled 1 (1d2)[Don't mind me. Figuring out who the water cannon is soaking. 1 for Heliolisk and 2 for Gobble]
>>874438Ayyy
>>874445helioisk can have dry skin
>>874436Seems a shame to waste a decent roll like that though.
>>874461Maybe, but this still means Gobble isn't getting soaked.
>>874465Well if I rolled a 100 when nothing was called for that would suck, but nothing was called for.
>>874469But it means we have to hit it with a worry seed like now
This is kinda random, but how would you guys feel about pic related showing up? I honestly really like it's design
>>874509No, Ultra Beast are why it was made.
>>874509I like it, but there are better sun & moon pokemon.
>>874513I mean, it could open up the story more? Or maybe it could've been made for any number of reasons. I honestly just think it's a cool mon
“Bella! Pin him down with Pin Missile!”Bella aims and fires a hellish torrent of needles at Heliolisk, keeping it holding it’s arms up to defend. Combined with the stones all around it, it’s not moving from where it stands. It looks like it’s starting to hurt.“Heliolisk! Parabolic Charge!”Electric charges blast from it, hitting everyone in the arena. Pachirisu looks confused as it’s hurt from it.“Pachirisu. Charm it!”The little electric pokemon gives bella a cute look. Bella’s face turns from determined to wide eyed fascination. Her Attack lowers drastically.Heliolisk is hit with a heavy water blast. It’s soft enough not to hurt. But something seems weird. It looks like it’s being refreshed from it.“Dry Skin!” He tells you. The perfect ability for this gym.”This is bad. With Parabolic Charge and Dry Skin, he’s gone from hurt to fine.The stream of water slows to a trickle and you hear a loud clunk.Gobble looks back to you. What do we do now?>Tackle. Throw your weight into it>Metronome, it seems immune to your bad luck>Lick Pachirisu>Amnesia, pump up your special defense>Focus Punch on Heliolisk>Try Chip Away>Swap Pokemon>Something else
>>874534>>Focus Punch on Heliolisk
>>874534>Metronome, it seems immune to your bad luck
>>874534>Focus Punch on Helioliskheliolisk is normal electric~
>>874534>Try Chip Away on PachirisuWith Bella being charmed all eyes are on Gobble, they won't let him Focus Punch again
>>874534>Focus Punch on Heliolisk
>>874534>>Metronome, it seems immune to your bad luck
>>874534Worry Seed that lizard!! And focus punch it.
[Roll!]
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>874577Man I love flannery