>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaDon Kee's Martial Arts Tournament>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mzCHuYiO_c
Continuing around the room, you spot Raga reducing an alien warrior to ashes with a single blast, one which she was clearly putting little to no energy into. A powerful Saiyan as your opponent is cause enough for concern, but soon you spot something that makes your blood run cold. Standing in one of the rings is a creature that looks very much like Freeza. In fact, he's nearly the spitting image of the galactic tyrant, save the fact that his head is shaped almost like a chestnut, and he is brown in places that were purple on Freeza.He stands against a muscular, green-skinned alien with long black hair. When the official calls for the match to begin, the Freeza-like alien rushes forward, slamming his fist into the larger fighter's gut, and causing him to hunch over in pain.The member of Freeza's race takes a step back, and the larger alien falls to the ground, unconscious."Winner, Kuriza!" the announcer calls.The small alien smirks before turning and stepping out of the ring. You can sense tremendous power coming from him, and, if he's anything like Freeza, that may just be the tip of the iceberg.>A. Go warn the others>B. Go try talking to Kuriza>C. Go try talking to Raga>D. Wait for your next match>E. Something else
>>889989>B. Go try talking to Kuriza>A. Go warn the others>D. Wait for your next match
>>889989>>C. Go try talking to Raga>>D. Wait for your next match
>>890013>>890008As Kuriza disappears into the crowd, you try to decide if you should talk to him, or perhaps inform your friends that one of Freeza's kind is participating in this tournament. But, before you can make that decision, you see that it's time for your next preliminary match, and that you're up against an opponent called Zug.Stepping into the ring, you find yourself staring at a puke-green creature with insect-like wings, two massive red eyes, and a disgusting mouth that seems to ooze green slime. His clawed hands clench into fists, and he prepares himself for battle."Begin!" the official shouts.Without missing a beat, Zug spits, sending some sort of green liquid flying across the ring toward you.>A. Get out of the way!>B. Block>C. Stand there and take it>D. Dodge and counterattack>E. Fire an energy attack at the liquid>F. Something else
>>889989Hey SOM, did you see the preview for the next episode of Super? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecEMJcTQWIk
>>890036>>D. Dodge and counterattack
>>890036>EBear Shout through the liquid at his face
>>890055Gonna be the best shit.
>>890036>D. Dodge and counterattack
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>890095
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>890095
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>890095
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>890095
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>890095
>>890101>>890106>>890098Your eyes go wide, and you duck beneath the liquid, which flies right over your head and into the crowd of martial artists behind you.Screaming causes you to turn your head, and you're horrified to see steam rising from several warriors, their flesh melting as the liquid strikes their bodies.Turning back around as fast as you can, you narrowly avoid another shot of Zug's spit, taking to the air before rushing down at your foe, giving him a kick to the face that sends him flying from the ring.Zug's not done, not yet. His wings get going, and he hovers above the ground, rising back up and climbing high above the ring. More and more spit comes raining down from above.>A. Avoid them>B. Bear Shout up at him>C. Charge up at him while avoiding it>D. Something else
>>890128>>D. Something elseHeadbutt the spit back at him.
>>890128>BIt's been too long since we've dusted off the Bear Shout
>>890128>D. Something elsePick related except extend both our hands and do a Kiai to repel them all back at him and use that moment of distraction to deal a ko or out of bounds hit.
>>890156>>890132This was a bad choice, but roll
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>890164
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>890164
one more roll
>>890193Make it count
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>890164
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>890164
Did... Did I just get a 1?
>>890205Please tell me this counts.
>>890216Yes>>890223No, you troll
>>890200>>890169>>890177Climbing higher, you try to reach Zug a second time, weaving your way through his spit-attacks, before your luck finally runs out.A scream is ripped from your lungs as Zug's spit strikes your face, causing steam to rise from it as your flesh begins to melt. A second bit strikes your arm, causing a renewed bit of screaming. So distracted by the pain, you don't see Zug come flying down to kick you in the head, sending you crashing into the floor of the ring.Tears stream from your eyes as you struggle to push yourself up. Lifting your head, you see another barrage of spit coming down toward you.>A. Avoid it>B. Say you give up>C. Bear Shout>D. Dodge and counterattack>E. Energy Shield>F. Something else
>>890244>F. Something elseRepel it with Ki, but make it look like you punched it instead.
>>890244>>B. Say you give up
>>890264That ain't gonna stop the acid spit, son.
>>890264>>890270>>890277Roll to say it before the acid hits
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>890312
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>890312
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>890312GRANDfailure
Did... We just vote to let it hit us... Som, I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.
>>890341He's being trolled, don't know why the fuck he's allowing it.
>>890344That doesn't make sense. It was a viable option that he presented. If he didn't want to write about the eventuality he wouldn't have presented the option. That's like QMing 101.
>>890338And here I thought we could stave off being a complete jobber for a while longer.
Oh sweet new thr-...>Being this stupidI THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS SHIT.KAGUYA, GET OFF THIS THREAD.
>>890351He needs to roll here instead of just saying he rolled and writing whatever outcome he wants or otherwise go back to the old dice system.
>>890344>>890349The other guy probably just rolled high
>>890384>Bitching about being railroaded in a SOM questYou've had five fucking quests to either get over it or drop him like a ton of bricks.
>>890328>>890327>>890320>>890277The pain is unbearable, and you doubt your body is in any condition to continue fighting. It wounds your pride, but you are going to have to surrender. "I g-" you begin to say before more of the acid strikes you, this time going into your mouth and burning your throat.More and more rains down, and soon, you blackout from the pain. When you open your eyes, it takes a moment for you to register where you are. You stand on a pathway, behind a seemingly endless row of white clouds that move toward a large building in the distance. On either side of the pathway, yellow clouds extend as far as the eye can see.Oh, come on.>A. Travel down Snake Way>B. Wait in line to meet with King Yemma>C. Something else
>>890402>>C. Something elseGo meet mom and dad.
>>890402>A. Travel down Snake Way
>>890402>C. 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME?'>A. Travel down Snake Way
Why did you let a bunch of trolls fuck up the quest Som?
>>890402C. Gather dragonballs and wish for everyone to forget we got dunked on by a no name before the tournament proper even began.
Goddamit guys, I didn't want Tofoo's next death be due stupid.C) Say "This is fucking retarded!" and then go visit mom and dad, we are above training in king kai's place
>>890411>>890402Oh yeah we didn't do that last time. Seconded
>>890432>>890436>>890411You'll have to wait in line
how I mean we fought freeza one of the strongest beings alive at this point yet some no name scrub stomped us wtf
>>890402C. Kill the quest. It's been ruined by a bunch of trolls.
>>890444Oh. Sorry about that. Just count all the my vote and others that seconded it as a B vote then.
>>890444Then let's do that
>>890446Because a bunch of trolls got their votes to win. The whole point of the votes were to kill us.
>>890444Alright, we'll wait in line
>>890444Yeah get in line then
>>890402Kill yourself for being a failure
>>890448You realize this is Dragon Ball right, where death is made up and the points don't matter
>>890460I told you
>>890466you do relise we cant do anyrhing for 10 or so moths because we got Yamchad
>>890402>aWe obviously need the training
>>890477We've got two more sets of Dragon Balls, do we not? At most it would be four months on the Namekian balls
Som, whats everybody's reaction to our heroic deafeat at the hands of a random xenomorph?
>>890402I... Well... Back to Paper Mario quest! I ain't dealing with this shit today!
>>890466To be fair with him, we didn't die due facing overwhelming foes we don't know shit about them, we died against some guy who we witnessed that had acid spit. This was pretty much assisted suicide tier stupidness that not even goku would fall for
Oh hey som is... god dammit.Did we just get sat out of all of GT, befriending a new saiyan, and getting a dragon ball by a no name scrub?Because anons couldnt grasp the concept of avoid acid spit.... depressing.
WHATTHE ACTUAL FUCKWelp I guess their were too many people who either thought it would be funny or really,REALLY want earthbender questSom either has two options Ride it outOr have this thread be a joke thread
>>890486I'm about to go have dinner though>>890488That's what we get for jumping ahead 5 arcs :^)I guess I'm the only one who's entertained here though
if their are people like this around WHY WAS FREEZA A BIG DEAL
>>890500The sheer stupidity isn't entertaining.I enjoy the dying when we struggle.Makes it interesting.Crushed hope you know?
>>890496Man maybe if we had given up sooner we wouldnt be dead right now
>>890500Yes you areTheir is a difference from actual falure and LOL RANDOM STUPIDITY SUICIDE
>>890411>>890452>>890453Training with King Kai is an option, but you honestly aren't sure if there's anything for him to teach you at this point. Then again, during your last visit, you were only there for a few minutes before you were sent back to Earth.In any case, the line to King Yemma's palace moves surprisingly fast, the souls streaming in at a rapid pace to be judged. It's not all that long before you're inside."Hell," you hear King Yemma say. "Heaven, Heaven, Hell, Heaven, Hell, Hell, He-why, if it isn't Tofoo!"Standing before the massive judge of the dead, you look up and give a smile."Kept your body again, did you?" he asks. "Well, congratulations. I shouldn't have to tell you that you have the right to go to Heaven, but don't you want to go train with King Kai?">A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit>B. Maybe you should>C. Ask if he knows where you can find Fortune Teller Baba>D. Something else
>>890521>>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visitGo see Mom and Dad.
>>890521>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit
>>890521>Bwe got killed by a scrub we clearly need remedial training
>>890521>>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visit
>>890521>>A. You just want to pay Heaven a visitWe MIGHT go and learn from king kai the genki dama, but as we don't know in-character that he has one last trick on his sleeve, let's go for mom and dad so they insert some common sense in their retarded son
>>890521>B. Maybe you shouldSpirit bomb is still a thing.And we obviously need to train more.Kioken sounds good.
>>890521>BIt's a get goodWe can't fall behind now
>>890521>B. Maybe you should
>>890533I think we're aware that the Spirit Bomb exists, because Piccolo couldn't learn it
>>890528>>890521Changing mine to B. We need to come back in force to make up for being yamcha'd
>>890521>B. Maybe you shouldGuys if we go to Heaven we are stuck there until revival, if there is even a revival.
>>890533But anon if we go to heaven we can never leave Even if we don't know about the sprint bomb training with King Kai means we don't fall behind
If we ever come back, we need to have Spirit Power Geyser. So we can get Anime Terry up in here.
>>890560We will fall behind anyways because we don't have the up to X100 high gravity mode to multiply our gains, just the low tier 10x gravity of his planet that doesn't do shit for our training by now
Hey guys what... god fucking dammit guys!!!
>>890569>We come back>everyone is expecting us to be a mega scrub>turns out we trained with a bunch of other Kai's >we come back uber strong and kick the gero's ass
>>890576Kaioken, we're dead so we can go higher
>>890576Yeah but we have kioken and multiform.Even small gains are still gains.And we need every gain we can get apparently
>>890576KaiokenMultiformKing Kai training The reason goku was so strong when he landed on namek in canon is because of King Kai's training,not the gravity chamber
>>890576Multi form until each tofoo is so weak that 10x gravity is extremeThen train
>>890527>>890534>>890535>>890540"Maybe I should," you admit.There's no way to know for sure how long it will be before Bulma or someone else can revive you. Until then, you're stuck in Otherworld. Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and especially Goku will be getting stronger during that time. If you just go to Heaven, you won't be getting any more powerful, and you refuse to let yourself be left in the dust.Bidding King Yemma farewell, you depart from his palace, making your way to the long road leading to King Kai's world.>A. Run Snake Way>B. Fly, it's faster
>>890615>B. Fly, it's faster
>>890615>B. Fly, it's fasterEvery second counts.Every gain matters
>>890615>>A. Run Snake Way
>>890615>fly>push our kaioken to x12
>>890610Okay, now that's a plan I can get behind. I assume 20 tofoos should be enough so they struggle under gravity ten, some could train kaioken endurance, others try new techniques, and one could ask king kai to tell him if he has any other techniques he could learn>>890615B
>>890615B.I dont think the gainz from running will matter as much as gainz from more time training at our level
>>890615>A. Run Snake WayTime to become Sanic.
>>890615Though running would lead to interesting encounters
D R O P P E D
>>890633At least you're being spared from GT if you are one of those anons who dislikes it. And who knows? Maybe we end doing way earlier that tournament between kais and their champions and bro up with that green guy
>>890628Mathematically speaking since each multiform halves your strengthFour rounds of multi form results in a tofoo that is 1/16th of tofoos strength.At that point 10X gravity would feel like 160GOf course king kai would have to deal with sixteen tofoo running around his tiny planet...
>>890583>>890589And here I thought Som was done offering trap options after running a few more quests. But I guess he's trying to tap into that Saiyan Quest nostalgia.
>>890649Wait wait wait.There was a time Som DIDN'T offer trap options?
>>890655The only winning move is not to play
>>890617>>890620Lifting off the ground, you fly across Snake Way, travelling the great distance much faster than you would have on foot. You aren't sure how long it takes, maybe an hour or so, before you finally reach your destination; the planet of King Kai.The tiny orb floats high above Snake Way, but it's quite easy for you to reach, and you're landing in front of King Kai's home mere seconds later.A monkey drops down from a nearby tree, dancing toward you in an excited manner."What is it, Bubbles?" King Kai asks, stepping out of his dwelling.The God's eyes go wide when he sees you."Tofoo?!" he asks in surprise. "YOU'RE DEAD AGAIN?!">A. Afraid so>B. Yeah, and you were hoping that he could help you train>C. Yeah, and you don't want to fall behind. You need to catch up with Goku and the others>D. Something else
>>890695>C. Yeah, and you don't want to fall behind. You need to catch up with Goku and the others>B. Yeah, and you were hoping that he could help you train
>>890695>>D. Something else"I need more discipline, I died due being a complete retard and wouldn't hurt to return to the basics."
>>890695>Offering prompts that all lead to the same outcome.At least hide tracks like you hide your dice.
>>890704This>>890708We all know that som rail roads like a motherfucker but I don't think this is one of those instances
>>890719>>890704>>890726The only way that's going to happen is if he isn't controlled by anon. That's pretty much quest end.
>>890695>C. Yeah, and you don't want to fall behind. You need to catch up with Goku and the othersAnd this >>890704>>890726Yeah it was more complete stupidity.Bear shout was a viable option.As well as ki shield.But bear shout was better
>>890734But nahLet's give up for reasonsI have a slight feeling that this is just trick going autismo and trying to bring this quest downBut that's probably not true
>>890695Oh god, even king kai is surprised
>>890760Those that support a dumb idea are equally autistic in my eyes.So trick a shit.
>>890704>>890719"I need more discipline," you tell him. "I died due to being a moron, so it wouldn't hurt to relearn the basics.""So...what exactly happened?" King Kai asks, flabbergasted.As you explain what occurred, King Kai looks more and more surprised by the second, and somewhat disappointed as well."Tofoo, you really should know better than making such rookie mistakes," King Kai chastises. "Even a novice should know better than charging directly into an enemy attack like that, or holding still and letting themself be hit."Sighing, he turns his back to you, seemingly lost in thought. "I don't know what happened, but it seems as though you've stopped thinking like a fighter. I've been watching your training on Earth and in space, and you just aren't performing up to your usual standards."He's not wrong. You visited both Kami and Korin for that very reason."You could certainly do with some instruction," he continues. "But the truth is, there isn't too much I could teach you. The gravity on my world doesn't really effect you, and you've already mastered the Kaio-Ken. Still, I think I know of someone who can help you."King Kai smirks, turning to face you. "But, before I get you the help you need, you're going to have to pass my test.">A. Ask what the test is>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?>C. Tell him that he's wasting your time>D. Something else
>>890796>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?>A. Ask what the test is
>>890796>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?>A. Ask what the test isI was proud when we made frieza a jobber.And proud still when we refused to give in to him. Even though our rolls were shit.But this.Fucking disgrace
>>890796BBased SOM saving his quest from utter devastation. A mystical gains arc would be fun as fuck
>>890796Also king kai is a lying bastard
>>890796>A. Ask what the test is
>>890796Also thank you SOM.You're a cruel bastard.But only as cruel as we can handle.When anons aren't autistic at least.So thanks for this opportunity for gainz.
We are skipping the GT arc and we are getting gud at the same time. Sounds win/win to me. Despite how stupid was the path we took to reach this choice.
>>890810HeyAt least it's a chance for character developmentWe slippedGot overconfident Got lazyNow we need to get better
>>890796>>A. Ask what the test is>>B. Ask who could help you; who's higher than the Gods?And seriously, that Tofoo even considered at all as a valid option to charge against spit he just saw melting people and later pretty much gave up on life and let a second spit shower hit him in a vain attempt to beg for mercy should genuinely make him in-character consider that he has not been thinking smartly lately should train the basics and the common sense and hopefully remove the most retarded options from the lists
>>890834I'm almost grateful that this weeded out all the no fun allowed players who only care about winning
>>890854you ,mean the people that want to win fights are a problem?
>>890864Yup.They have some kind of mental illness.
>>890864Not win fights, win The Quest™ and treating it like a game to be beaten instead of a narrative to explore
>>890804>>890810"Wait, but who could help me?" you ask. "Who's higher than the Gods?"King Kai wags his finger at you, seeming far too amused for your liking. "Uh uh, I'm not saying anything until you pass my test.""Well, what is your test?" you ask the Kai. You see light shine from King Kai's sunglasses, and hear him chuckle darkly. You gulp, preparing yourself for something truly arduous. "In order to gain my help, you must make me laugh," King Kai informs you.You fall over."But, I warn you, my sense of humor is very refined," he continues. "This will not be easy.">A. Ask if he's serious>B. Tell him that this is a waste of time>C. Tell a joke (specify)>D. Something else
>>890873>CRecite for him The Aristocrats
>>890873>>B. Tell him that this is a waste of time
>>890873>>C. Tell a joke (specify)There was this guy who thought he was pretty good and intelligent. He thought he could defeat anyone, but then died to acid spit. The end
>>890873>C. Tell a joke (specify)"No Man's Sky.".
>>890873>DMake a silly face.Because I'm bad at jokes
>>890873>C. Tell a joke (specify)Dragonball Quest
>>890873>C. Did you hear about the paper that died? RIP
>>890873>>C. Tell a joke (specify)Get angry and tell him enough of this Monkey Business.
>>890873Also>DAsk how piccolo made him laugh
>>890873>C. Tell a joke (specify)Might as well tell a joke we heard from our wife"Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street, one of them trips and falls. His friend says "are you okay?" "I dunno, I think I lost my electron!", his friend asks "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
>>890873He likes likes on words."How do you tell the difference between a piano and a fresh catch?""You can tune a piano but you cant tina fish" And the like
>>890905"Did you hear the one about the paper that died?" you ask. "RIP."King Kai bursts into uncontrollable laughter, hunching over and shrieking with amusement as tears stream from his eyes. Bubbles stares at him with a mortified expression, and King Kai covers his own mouth to try and stifle some of the noise he is making."Hehe....heh.....alright, you pass," he decides, regaining his composure. "I will help you. Bubbles, fetch my suitcase, we'll be leaving soon.">A. Ask where you're going>B. He's coming too?>C. Ask how Piccolo made him laugh>D. Ask who's going to help you>E. Something else
>>890930Hell yeah.>A. Ask where you're going>D. Ask who's going to help you
>>890930>A. Ask where you're going>C. Ask how Piccolo made him laugh>D. Ask who's going to help you
>>890982>>890942>>890935"So, where are we going?" you ask King Kai as Bubbles scurries indoors."To the Planet of the Grand Kai," your teacher answers. "Grand Kai?" you ask, confused. "Is he going to help me?""NO!" King Kai roars. "THE GRAND KAI IS-oh, sorry, I forgot you haven't spent too much time in Otherworld. You see, Tofoo, there are four Kais, each one overseeing a quadrant of the universe. I am the Kai who watches over the North quadrant, while the others watch over the South, East, and West. But above all of us is the Grand Kai, who oversees our activities, and leads us in times of crisis. He's also renowned throughout the universe for his incredible skill as a martial artist. His world has even become a training ground for righteous warriors who have earned the right to keep their bodies after death.">A. So, one of these fighters is going to help you?>B. What do Kais do, exactly?>C. Get ready to leave>D. Something else
>>891012A and C.
>>891012>A. So, one of these fighters is going to help you?>B. What do Kais do, exactly?>C. Get ready to leaveLegendary warriors to teach us.Sounds nice
>>891012>>D. Something elseIs there a Kai above the Grand Kai who is super cute and has the body type of a loli, but is around 65 Billion Years old?And if so, can we train under her instead?
>>891012>C. Get ready to leave>A. So, one of these fighters is going to help you?>B. What do Kais do, exactly?
IS PIKKON GONNA TRAIN US
I wanna find bardock
>>891012>all the options
We're going to get that chance to train with Olibu after all, aren't we?
>>891047I hope he remembers him and treats Tofoo like retarded little shit he is.
>>891066Pendulum Room, does not count
>>890402>Fuck you Som, from the bottom of my heart.
>>891040>>891038>>891019>>891020"So then, one of these fighters is going to help me?" you ask."Well, that's up to them," King Kai answers, placing his hands behind his back. "But, I'll put in a good word for you. I'm a pretty big deal in this quadrant of the universe, so that should be enough to get you some lessons from one of the better warriors on Grand Kai's planet."Now, that sounds exciting! Training with some of the greatest warriors to ever live, and even receiving training from one? That's incredible!"Hey, King Kai?" you ask, suddenly feeling curious about something."Hmm?" he asks, turning toward you."What do the Kais do, exactly?" you ask."Well, you see Tofoo, the job of the Kais is to oversee and monitor creation," King Kai explains. "We watch over all of the worlds in the universe, and the people on them, keeping track of their progress, and making sure nothing threatens the natural order. We appoint Guardians on most world with a small touch of our Godly power, so they can do a more focused job on each world. If something goes amiss beyond their capacity to handle, they call us for aid, and if something proves too much even for us, we call upon the Grand Kai. But, I've never seen the Grand Kai have to step in, and it's been ages since even us normal Kais have had to get involved in protecting the universe, besides training warriors, that is.">A. Ask what happened the last time the Kais had to fight>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?>C. Tell Bubbles to hurry up>D. Something else
Crashed after work so I couldn't get in on the thread till now.I am disappointed in each and every one of you.God fucking damnit.
>>891106>>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?
>>891106>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?>C. Tell Bubbles to hurry up>>891109I was too late as well anon.The autism flare just rose too fast too quick.
>>891106>D then why didn't you stop Freeza?
>>891118I've only been in this quest since we got the daily dose on Kami's Lookout. Is this sort of retardation common? Because it's really fucking bad.
>>891106>B. So, how strong is the Grand Kai?>C. Tell Bubbles to hurry up>>891109Trolls samefagging anon, notice how compared to earlier there are fewer votes in. Not mention what >>890760said
Isn't this how OP Human Quest ended?Also, even though no one probably cares, I'm cancelling my Dragon Ball Quest.
>>891150How many DB quests are there on this board?
>>891109I know, right? Some salty fucks banded together to get Tofoo killed as quickly as possible, although I also wonder about the fact our opponent was so deadly. But then again it was such an obvious trap option. I was just getting out of work too when I read the train wreck that ensured.
>>891128I'm a recent addition as well(around the Saiyan saga) and it wasn't this retarded.>>891136I get the odd feeling trip is trying to fuck up this quest. Among other trolls.
>>891158And there are four Naruto Quests there was only one when I started, but regardless. Anyway, DB gets hits, and I had a somewhat unique idea. That's what, three deaths? I guess Tofoo is Krillin now. I still want those Fire and/or Swamp Waifus SOM.
>>891182lol no we are Yamtcha
>>891182Hold up.Don't be that cruel.Krillin did not perform assisted suicide for no reason.
>>891106>B>D: Ask for some heavy weighted clothes. If you're gonna' be dead you might as well be swole.
>>891182At least our 2nd death was the coolest shit possible. This time we just got melted in the preliminaries in a tournament we actually might have done quite well in. As a human. IN FUCKING Z.
>>891198I can't imagine piccolo's face when he hears this shit.And bulma
Wait, are we gonna' run into Oilbu again?
>>891182The first death is because we rolled like shit and a possed goku killed usIn the second death we made first and second form frieza into a jobber and died laughing in his faceThis one was just sheer autism
>>891190Hold on nowWe actually win fights
>>891221One for three in cool deaths isn't really something to be proud of. I remember this exact same thing happening to Kaguya, all that time ago though.
>>891221If we had at least killed the guy before we died.Or at least fighting.But we died trying to give up.
>>891226Not enough to maintain main character status.I swear we haven't been cool since we penetrated Zarbon.
>>891213We are gonna tell Bulma about this shit right away.Fuck letting the Namekian announce our untimely death to our wife.He's probably fucking chuckling about it right now.
>>891116>>891118>>891136"So, how strong is the Grand Kai?" you ask."I've never had the honor of seeing him fight," King Kai answers. "But they say that there are no words to describe the grace and power with which he battles. I tell you, even Freeza, even Goku would be no match for his awesome power."Now that's interesting."BUBBLES, HURRY UP!" you shout toward King Kai's house, unable to contain your excitement. The monkey comes crawling out of the building, but King Kai shakes his head."Bubbles, go back in there, unpack everything, and put it away. Then pack it up again," King Kai instructs.Bubbles stops, cocking his head in confusion."JUST DO IT, BUBBLES!" King Kai shouts.The monkey scurries back inside.>A. Ask King Kai what he's doing that for>B. Tell him to stop wasting your time>C. Something else
>>891234We deserve to be laughed at.We can only be so stupid before we deserve it.
>>891237>>B. Tell Sominus to stop wasting your timeStop wasting our time.
>>891232>Ignoring all the Ginyu force fight>Ignoring the entire Freeza fight
>>891237>C. Push ups while we waitIt's obvious we must be patient apparently.So we make gainz while we wait.
>>891237>C. Apologize and tell him you're biggest problem seems to be impatience.
>>891245this>>891253AND ALSO FUCKING THIS
Ya know Som, when I said Piccolo was gonna win the tournament on twitter, I didn't mean it like this.
>>891245>>891253Going with these anons
>>891279Give it to me straight. How easy of a fight was that supposed to be. How many Raditz's did that guy top out at?
>>891282>RaditzI think we're far enough in that we can start measuring by Ginyu's.
>>891289We got far enough to still be killed OG Dragon Ball style.
>>891289I feel ginyu would have stomped that guy easy.I doubt he warrants half a ginyu.We were just retarded and fell for a simple trick
>>891245>>891253As Bubbles goes to follow King Kai's orders, you think you understand what your teacher is trying to tell you."I'm sorry," you say to him. "I guess my biggest problem is impatience."King Kai smiles, and you know that you've learned the lesson he was hoping you would."Patience is one of the most important traits of a good warrior," King Kai advises. "It keeps you from attacking at inopportune moments, and from making rash decisions. You need a calm, cool head when battling. Taking time to feel out your opponent's power and learn their strategies increases your chances of victory."Deciding to be patient, but also not to waste time, you do some push-ups while you wait for Bubbles to finish. It's not much, but at least it's something.Before too long, Bubbles comes back outside, carrying a suitcase over to King Kai, who takes it with a smile."Thank you, Bubbles," the God tells the monkey. "Hold down the fort while I'm gone, and keep an eye on Gregory."Bubbles dances around, making sounds that you assume to signify agreement. "Now then, Tofoo, are you ready for a nice relaxing trip down Snake Way?" King Kai asks, turning toward the road in question.>A. He can't be serious>B. Sure>C. Something else
>>891310>>A. He can't be serious
>>891310>C. Take a deep breath>B. SureCan we ask for weighted clothing if we're taking things slow and easy?
>>891310>>A. He can't be seriousPlease don't make us walk
>>891282I would assume he was meant to be easy, a half assed punch made him feel the pain. He was like that fat monster guy of the first tournament with the gum-like spit, a strong gimmick but wasn't really all that hot a fighter>>891310C. Offer to take him and bubbles at maximum speed to wherever they need to go. Too ashamed to relax while everybody's getting all the gains
>>891319this as well
>>891319This and multiform.Maximize gains
>>891320>>891313>>891321C'mon guys, the sooner we learn to smell the flowers the sooner we can gain that sweet new power up.>>891327This dude gets it.
>>891310>A. He can't be seriousGEEEEIIIIIMMMMUU
>>891282Power levels were not a factor. In any case, it was supposed to be a fairly simple battle>>891327This is not Human Quest
>>891334So it was basically like Dabura's spit then, we just had to be smart and not get hit by it.
>>891334We have to be creative SOM.No need to rush.But no need to be foolish eitherBeing clever is something we need surely.
>>891334>Human QuestIt's not, we just died the same way.
>>891350Agreed.I mean shit, in Resurrection 'F' Goku gets fucked over by a blaster.
>>891361That was because Goku is a retard who let his guard down. and bad writing.
I really hope Piccolo kills the saiyan
>>891368Seems pretty similar to our situation for both counts. :^)
>>891368I think the only difference between us and Goku right now is that he's alive and we're not. Tofoo makes plenty of stupid mistakes that, yes, can be attributed to bad rolls but also because we want to look cool instead of playing it cool.See what I did there?
>>891369I hope he calls her pretty.
>>891383Goddamn man, glad you spoilered that shit.
>>891352Not really the same, one was Perfection and also so handsome. The other was just your average gimmicky fighter.
Knowing good ol Tofoo, he will get himself killed in the other world during a friendly sparring due brain degradation and terrible decision making
>>891319>>891321Taking a deep breath, you decide not to argue with King Kai."Sure," you tell him. "But, could I get some weighted clothing? That way I can still get stronger even if I'm taking it slow.""Certainly," King Kai answers, snapping his fingers.Just like that, you're in your old Bear School uniform, only it feels far heavier than anything you've ever worn. Groaning, you fall to the ground, struggling to move."Just let me know when you're ready to get going, Tofoo," King Kai chuckles, walking off toward the edge of his planet.>A. Try to move so you can get going>B. Something else
>>891412>>B. Something elseKaioken X2 and keep it while you walk to both train kaioken sustainance and regular old heavyweight clothes training
>>891412Is this some sort of test of our pride? Or is King Kai just that much of an asshole.I'm gonna' go with >Abut also suggest>B. Ask for slightly lighter gear, you can't do much if you can't move.
>>891412>A. Try to move so you can get going>B. "So...did any of my friends learn anything special while they were here?"
>>891412>AKeep one thought in our mindPiccolo laughing over our dead corpse
>>891412>>891417This.Gains even harder.
>>891417THISAlso multiform MAX GAINS
>>891417>>891425Man I don't know, I feel like we really need to work on our base form instead of always relying on Kaioken.
>>891412>A. Try to move so you can get goingAnd if that doesn't work pull of a Kaio Ken Unless King Kai is trying to teach us a lesson about not forgetting to strengthen the body.
>>891428Kaioken gains and base form gains go hand in hand.
>>891428We do work on our base form.But kioken sustenance is also good.we will always rely on kioken.Until we get to train with whis.
>>891439>>891438Alright, if that's what you guys think we should do. We better start doublin' down on Ki training though cause without it we're a glass cannon.
>>891444Shush SOM don't take our dreams.God ki...One day.
>>891444>Implying>Not saying "making a lot of assumptions there"You aren't the somnius I remember!
>>891417>>891423>>891422Roll for movement, and take a plus 40
Rolled 43 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>891455
Rolled 84 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>891455
Rolled 31 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>891455
>>891458Wooo son, I think we did it.
Rolled 11 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>891455
>>891459>>891458>>891457"KAIO-KEN!" you shout, feeling a rush of energy fill your body.King Kai pauses, turning to watch as you pick yourself off up the ground, calmly strolling over toward him.The God smirks. "Not bad, but your body can only hold that for so long. Keep it up, and you'll be worthless when you stop. The Kaio-Ken is meant to be sustained for long periods of time. If you continue to make a habit of that, there's no telling what sort of effects it could have on your body."He steps up to meet you, looking up into your eyes."You should really stop using the Kaio-Ken as a crutch, and focus on strengthening your normal power," he advises. "I've seen how you've been trying to multiply your power more and more times over, but eventually, you're going to push yourself too far.">A. You can handle it>B. Revert to normal and try walking>C. How are you ever going to keep up with the others, then?>D. Something else
>>891476>B. Revert to normal and try walking>C. How are you ever going to keep up with the others, then?>D. You got any other secret techniques you can teach me or am I wasting my time ?
>>891476>B. Revert to normal and try walking>C. How are you ever going to keep up with the others, then?
>>891476>C. How are you going to keep up with the other then?>B. Revert back to normal and try walking.>D. Do you have any techniques the could at least strengthen my KI?ALSO I FUCKING TOLD YOU!
>>891476>>D. Something elseSee how long we can just streeeeeeetch this entire segment out.
>>891476>C. How are you ever going to keep up with the others, then?>B. Revert to normal and try walking
>>891476>>A. You can handle it>>C. How are you ever going to keep up with the others, then?Goku has his super saiyan form that is like a kaioken x20, even if you stay on par in base form, he will be always ahead you due a stronger power multiplier.
>>891476>The Kaio-Ken is meant to be sustained for long periods of timeYou mean isn't right?>B. Revert to normal and try walking>C. How are you ever going to keep up with the others, then?
>>891476>B.>D. Ask him if it is possible to go Super Human instead.
>>891495It's actually a X50 multiplier.
>>891495Goku's a fucking Saiyan. He gets stronger after getting the shit kicked out of him, we do not. We're human, we need to stop trying to hold on to boosts and actually get our base shit up to par or we're gonna' be Appule's bitch before long.
>>891505Stop relevancy...Where are you going?Plz...
>>891512Quit your bitching and start making some fucking gains then.
>>891480>>891482>>891484ROLL for movement
>>891522Quickly.We need better gravity chambers 1000x earths gravity or bust.We need to call bulma.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>891523
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>891523
>>891507Tell that to the saiyans. Their idea of getting stronger when their base form or current SSJ power multiplier isn't enough is to simply acquire an even bigger power multiplier. If they rely the shit out of clinging to newer and stronger power multipliers, so can Tofoo.Just watch while Tofoo develops a stronger and less taxing version of kaioken just by training it and developing a better ki control.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>891523Maybe we can also use the time chamber.
>>891526Bulma distracted me
>>891538Damn Ian draws a good Bulma. Wish he'd come back to SU...
>>891529Hopefully we can find a Human Warrior in the afterlife that can teach us how to do just that.
>>891548Aren't Tofoo and Piccolo are the first in history to actually pull off the Kaio-Ken.
>>891551I was talking more about learning to master, and I mean MASTER, Ki.
>>891554I think Mutaito would have helped with that.
>>891526>>891527>>891533Sighing, you revert to your normal state, pushing yourself to move. Bit by bit, you're able to push yourself forward, until you're walking by King Kai's side."How am I supposed to catch up with Goku and the others if I train this way?" you ask King Kai.The God smirks. "That's for you to figure out.">End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, anons, I hope you had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I will stick around for a while
>>891548Yeah. It's either that or giving everybody a super mode (I always found bullshit that until return of F, saiyans were the only species in the multiverse that had a super mode), and I doubt som will give us a super human form.No matter how hard everybody trains, they will never be a match for saiyans who trains just as hard if not harder AND have amazing power multipliers that outclasses the kaioken x10 that was the higher multiplier seen on screen (or i might be remembering wrong and went higher)
>>891568I'm incredibly frustrated at these recent events, but I suppose that we have a small silver lining in getting in some serious gains while we're dead.Thanks for running as always.
>>891568>"That's for you to figure out."Alright time to brainstorm guys. We need to figure out a way to get our shit together while we do the "Walking with King Kai" arc.I'm voting we focus on Ki. I know I sound like a broken record, but if the Kaioken is our ace in the hole we need to make sure we got the reserves to fuel it.
>>891573Kaioken went up to X20 in the anime and that was only for a split second at a time. In the movies it has gone up to X100 with the same time limitation coupled with incredible exaustion.
>>891568Still a bit ticked off from the trolls ruining the momentum during the beginning, but at least it came back with training with King Kai and Otherworld adventure.
>>891573I think it was x20And we desperately need a decent power multiplier.Or else super Saiyan shit will make us very yamcha.
>>891576Thanks for playing>>891581>Relying on the Kaio-KenOh boy
>>891581We can already sustain normal and X3 kaioken for a while. We should keep up the training it for sure, but we seriously need to focus on increasing our base strength. We need to start doing serious weight and gravity training again along with multiform sparring.
>>891594I get the feeling now if we rely on kioken we'll get a heart attack or age fast as hell or something.Maybe we should perfect our ki control.
I'm not really sure we need a multiplier as bad as everyone thinks.According to F, base Goku couldn't even beat Frieza after all this time.Saiyan seems to have a low base cap and need transformations to do anything at all.
>>891599Maybe that's a good idea
>>891594>Oh boyMan, I'm wracking my brain trying to figure out what else we can do. There's not a lot of examples of Humans in DBZ that can be examples for us.>>891599>Maybe we should perfect our ki control.That's about the only thing I can think of right now that would be helping us get to the next level. WAIT!Is there a way for us to learn to absorb ki?
>>891594Today wasn't a total wash at least. I managed to snag pic related for cheap and line up a new job. I'm sorry samefags pushed us to death.
>>891604>Maybe that's a good idea.>>891607Ki control it is.Maybe that's what we've been missing.Saiyans have amazing raw power.We need legendary control.Perfect control.And then we can maybe do cool shit.
>>891607Do you not remember what happened to everybody who absorbed Ki in the series?
>>891604So whats going on the other side in the world of the living?
>>891603Pretty much>>891611Congrats on your new job, anon>>891618Tournament. Your friends are mourning, your wife is torn between grief and anger
>>891622I get to load trucks for a decent wage. I love my life right now. I can afford decent food again.What was the surprise Bulma had for us?
>>891629That's great to hearAnd, you'll have to wait and see
>>891614Imagine if we had someone like Haki in One Piece, where our own energy and Ki let's us have tougher skin or the ability to over power people just from sheer pressure of will.
>>891622So SOM what happens if we perfect our ki control?Do we get a step closer to God ki?
>>891632W-was it another kid?
>>891635You could already have God ki>>891636Would you pay attention to a second kid?
>>891645>You could already have God kiWhat.And I'd totally pay attention to a second kid.
>>891645If there's two of them that means there's now twice as much of a chance of us actually paying attention to them.That's math right?
>>891645I assume it wouldn't be OOC for tofoo to try and keep ki from leaking out of his body?So I guess we're getting us some God ki
>>891603Are you sure about that? Even before super saiyan transformation came to play and the concept of zenkai was invented, Goku always got stronger just as fast if not faster than anyone doing the same training, so I don't think they have caps to their base power or slow downs after reaching certain level.If something, they only look weaker in comparison because the series just plain loved pulling out of their asses new enemies that were super strong in their base forms and had several transformations like the saiyans. Even piccolo with all his bullshit massive power boosts through fusions ended up being merely on par with saiyans in SSJ 1 at his best.
>>891635One step closer to becoming Black, since he was stronger than SSJ3 Goku in his base form.
It just occurred to me that, all those threads ago when we were offered the job of Guardian of the Earth, what kind of power we would've gotten from that?
>>891650You had your chanceRiiiiight>>891652I guess>>891663You may never knowOr, you could ask Kami about it, the offer is surely still on the table
>>891665If we did become Guardian of Earth, would we even be able to do anything?
>>891665So wait we can get God ki now?If so I can't believe we missed that.
>>891672Yes, but I don't want to if it means us being tied with the dragonballs. If there was a way to give that to someone else, then yeah go for it.
>>891680I think us being the guardian doesn't have anything to do with the dragon-balls as we don't have the ability to make them. Could be wrong though.
>>891685I'd actually be for this. I mean hell, do any of us but Som know what will happen when we try this? We might end up being a total badass again.
>>891665Thanks for running. I'm still miffed either samefags or jidiots thirsty for Avatar waifu-ing went to make Tofoo practically pants-on-head retarded at a battle that should've been taken seriously.
>>891693>Thinking I will just hand being badass to you>>891695Me too, but shit happens
>>891701You wouldn't just hand it to us, you would bind us to the Lookout for the rest our lives.
>>891701Put it down next time otherwise Samefag War 2 will happen, already lost an eye from the last war.
>>891704No, Bulma's the only one that binds Sei to anything>>891708War, war never changes
>>891715Your minds on moist water bender's at the moment it seems.
>>891715>SeiNot that I wouldn't be down for some role reversal at this point, but c'mon now. Next thing I know you're gonna make Doyu ride Pengsong and throw dicks at Kori.
Reading this thread late and>Jobbed to a random noname with acid spit>Because we opted to charge him head on instead of Dodon raying him or somethingScuse me, but wtf were u guys doin
>>891719>>891718I meant Tofoo, fuckAnd he might, dammit>>891724Nothing
>>891724Samefags and trolls, as much as it hurts to use that term.
>>891724Trolls samefagging during early hours
Man, I can't wait to see what happens with everyone else on their quest. Not sure if I want them to just do a great job without you, or just all job and be waiting on King Kai's planet for his return.If everyone else died and someone like Raga got our ship, would she go hunt for the dragon balls, I wonder?
>>891767I think that would be the end for the earth.
>>891767She would not, and they won't all die in the tournament, they aren't Tofoo
>>891767If everyone fails the earth will explode though, so I sure hope they have their shit together more then us.Piccolo was like ten times as strong as us anyway AND can regenerate so what could even go wrong he couldn't handle?>inb4 they encounter the space pirate duo of Slug and Turles and Turles is a super saiyan and Slug has eternal youth and life
>>891779Not quite that bad
Guys SOM didn't write this quest with no way for us to keep up. That would be retarded. So just pull up the big boy panties and make some gainsCan King Kai make heavier weighted clothes? I know it's not the main source of strength but it'd be nice to have
>>891789Hear me out hereKi controlGod kiWe can do it.Then we come back and be awesome.Until they catch up a thread later
>>891789Yes, they all canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YGCDBjn-M4
>>891789Of course he can
>>891814Where would Kami go if we decided to take his job when we come back?
>>891825Crash with Piccolo in the desert, bothering him every hour or so asking if he picked up any water on his way back from training. Probably start his own Godtube account as well.
>>891825He'd probably stay on the Lookout for a while and help you get used to your new duties
>>891833Wait he actually does things?I thought he just stood there and looked old and green
>>891833If we do take up the job as Guardian, can we still open a school and compete in the WMAT?
>>891842Would be tricky, but I suppose>>891839Be nice
>>891846Would it help bypass the stupid retcon or are you ignoring it as well?
>>891856You still wouldn't be a Kaioshin
>>891863Buuuuut that's such a stupid retcon.
>>891877Honestly as far as reasons why Vegito didn't happen go, "doesn't work on non-kais" is better than "magic Buu insides".
>>891930Hey, SOM, I've only been chilling here since right before the battle with Frieza, did a little bit of backreading, but haven't had time to get completely caught up yet.Could you fill me in on what happened with Lapis and Lazuli that they aren't cyborgs and are on Tofoo's side?Also, thanks for doing this. It's been a real fun read.
>>891887Why did you let obvious meme votes win and sabotage the quest?
>>892022Would you have rather we lost to the Saiyan babe?
>>892014Tofoo met them in North City during the Red Ribbon Army Saga, and eventually got them jobs at capsule corp
>>892025Yes. Because then we could have touched fluffy tail.
>>892065So is Tien gonna hit it with Raga? Because I can see something like that happening.
>>892106>>892114In a perfect world there'd be a Triclops/Saiyan baby running around with Chiaotzu's hat on.
>>892114Now that I think about it, Lapis getting some side-action seems more likely than Tien doing something other than training with his small boyish companion.
>>892119Lapis wouldn't cheat on Launch, he's quite fond of herAlso, he knows she could kill him>>892118meh
Hey anons, im the anon who voted for>avoid and chargeJust wanted to say sorry and explain.I wanted to vote>A avoid itBut the vote hadnt gotten any support and it would have become a three way tie.I read C as "dodge and counterattack" not fully realizing we were going to rush headlong into things.So no autism, no sabotage, just a bad decision. I apologize.No idea what was up with the surrender vote, I stopped voting after I fucked up figuring i was obviously too tired.Anyway, thanks for running SOM.Cant say im happy, but i thinknyou made the most of a crap situation.
>>892470A three way tie would have been fine damnit. Somebody else would have budged. We died trying to give up. Goddamnit.
>>892514Yeah well Lesson learned.If you dont know what an attack does, the only viable options are dodge, or blast it.Preferably DOOOOOODGEEE!
>>891603>>According to F, base Goku couldn't even beat Frieza after all this time.And guess what? Frieza was not born a shitter with 5 powerlevel. That's why the fucker was so strong and why with just 4 months of training he was stronger than Blue.Do you know why Goku gave a fuck about Uub? Because he was born with Buu powerlevel and and a shitter with 0.1 powerlevel like any other random human.Besides, what do you think Golden Frieza was? A multiplier. You train your base form so that your multiplier form can get more gains. That's the whole point. That's why Goku and Gohan decided to train SS1 so that they could make it their "base" form during Cell Saga. So they could make bigger gains with it. That's why SS2 and 3 feel out of favor, because they were less efficient multipliers.Even fucking Whis says to Goku and Vegeta that they should train their base form more for maximum efficiency.So unless we get a super duper special snowflake mary sue human form we won't be able to compete with Goku at all no matter what. Getting even better with Kaio-Ken is the only reasonable path so no idea why are we getting cockblocked out of it. If the former happens it would be exactly the same shit the Saiyans people here have such a hate-boner for.But it's a human this time so it's okay, right? Hypocrites.
>>892536>and not a shitter with 0.1 powerlevel like any other random human.Made a mistake there.
>waiting for som to run quest again>he runs while I'm asleep>wake up>make breakfast >make coffee >start to read >mfw when people voted not to dodge an acid attack
>>892543A shame really. I too joined too late to stop the retard choices. And seriously, one thing was to be a retard and try to dive through a rain of acid, and something even more retard was to beg for mercy, while yet another acid rain was falling on you. I can understand the first case as anons being stupid, but it was beyond stupid when they decided to stay immobile and embrace death instead of dodging it.
>>892536Gaining mystic form would put us at our potential maximumProbably not a good idea to combine it with kaioken, but if your into going beyond the impossible and willing to suck up the consequences
I still say we need to up our Ki. King Kai straight up told us the Kaioken would fuck us over in the long run if we keep trying to use the multipliers. With high Ki we could use powerful attacks more often without getting tired, or at least improve our blast wave(or whatever we call the all directional "HAH" attack) to where it's second nature and we can discard the smaller shit.Seriously, we should've learned more defensive stuff at this point considering we don't have regeneration abilities like Piccolo or Goku.
>>892558You got to avoid a shitty, boring tournament though.Worth It
>>892713We should learn the kikohou or the makkankosapo. Tofoo is seriously lacking in powerful ki attacks. The ki blade and the kienzan are cool and all, but as all dragon ball main villains are genius fighters, they can see the blatantly lethal cutting abilities coming from a mile and effortlessly dodge them.
>>892737I just think that relying on being a Glass Cannon is what keeps screwing us over. We have plenty of good attacks that level with us, but when it comes to actually taking an attack I'd say we haven't improved much in that sense.
If we had continuous acces the the hyperbolic tine chamber, we could complete 1000 years of training in just under 3 years while still spending every fourth day with our family.Just fyi
>>892750To be fair, there's absolutely nothing that can be done to improve endurance. Being a physical meatwall doesn't mean shit in the dragon ball world as Ki aura is THE SHIT when is about tanking attacks. It is sad indeed, but in the world of dragon ball, ultimately the one with the highest amount of ki has the best speed, best punching power, best energy attack power and of course, best tanking power. See how SSJ Goku could handle a sharp and ki inflused blade like trunks's with just a mere finger, that's not his finger having been trained to the point it can tank slicer attacks, it's just the super saiyan ki aura giving an overall boost to his defense powers.So yeah, when you don't have a monster of a power multiplier like SSJ is, all the others can do is be glass cannons, like tenshinhan with his kikohou multiplying his blast power enough to stunlock Cell or krilling having the lethal but easy to dodge kienzan.
>>892773Oh and we would have 4 days left over
>>892773Wouldn't we start getting old?
>>892773You would die after a few months of doing that
>>892803Like there arent ways around that
>>892939Indeed, with the balls of asspulls, death is just like going on vacations, and if Tofoo gets super old for training forever, he can simply wish back his youth
>>892956And then Kami gets pissed at us cause we abused the dragon balls
>>893011Kami knows we are doing it for the sake of the world, so he would be more than happy to let us use the dragon balls for epic gains.
>>892956Okay lets see assuming tofoo lives to be 120 older than he is now, not unusual for a human in dbz at peak physical fitness and considering advances in medicine.That means our friends have 150 days to find the dragon balls each "lifetime".120 in the chamber 30 days in the world.Thats roughly 5 months. We spend the last month of each cycle resting and healing while the dragon balls recharge.It would take around 8 or 9 such cycles to complete a millenium of training. A little over four years.But what if there is a crisis? Wont we need the dragon balls?!The namekians fucking owe us, they can gather the fat dragon balls and keep them at the ready. If we need them ae can contact then through king kai.It would be easier if we were flat out immortal, but SOM wont allow that so this will have to do
>>893255If we can pull this training regiment (knowing som, unlikely), by the time cell appears, Tofoo will be super human god super human and could one shoot beerus.
>>893288I expect training in this fashion would eventually hit diminishing returns, even if we were REALLY freaking deep in the HTC.But aside from whis or other time bullshit its about the only way we could get Grand Kai training. And i fucking WANT Grand kai training.Of course, if we were God we might not have a mortal time limit.If that were the case training time drops based on how long we can live
>>893317There's no such thing as diminishing returns in the world of dragon ball. In fact, the gains only get better and better with the pass of time (Hell, by the time of super, they stopped with the gimmicks and returned to old fashioned sparring, which somehow gave even bigger gains than gravity or time chamber training), and we could always mix different types of training like bringing dozens of sets of weighened clothes each one heavier than the other one, bring the gravity chamber, and then combine them in the HTC for maximum gains. The only thing that would beat this training would be getting an instant power up from the old kai
>>893339Hmm namekians live a damn long time, we could invite picollo every fourth trip.
you do know that you can only stay 2 years in the hyperbolic time chamber
>>893374There is some confusion on that point.Vegeta has spent considerably longer in the chamber.If you meant "in your life" then that is demonstrably untrue.If you meant "at a time" then the issue becomes muddled.We can also bring massive amounts of extra supplies in capsules so food isnt an issue.A simple 2 day in 1 day out 1 day in pattern should suffice perfectly fine.
>Fighting an alien that can spit acid>Decide to charge the fucker instead of dodgingI knew /qst/ wasn't as smart as /tg/ but c'mon.
>>893472Time for God ki and ki control motherfuckers
It's been three days since you started down Snake Way.At least, you think that's how long it's been. Time's somewhat difficult to keep track of in Otherworld. You have no watch, and there's no sunrise or sunset to watch for. King Kai isn't really being any help, either. Whenever you ask him how long it's been, he just tells you that time doesn't matter here, and that you should just be patient.So far, you've managed to fight the urge to throw him off of Snake Way, at least.In the distance, you see a large structure, one which you at first believe to be King Yemma's palace. However, you soon see that it's sitting at the side of the road, and doesn't have a line of souls streaming into it.Come to think of it, you may have passed a building like that on your way to King Kai's world.>A. Ask King Kai what that place is>B. Pick up King Kai and carry him; you'll arrive faster that way>C. Something else
why always at midnight?
>>893472>>893527>A. Ask King Kai what that place is
>>893527>>A. Ask King Kai what that place is
>>893539It's 6 here
>>893547am or pm?
>>893540>>893543>>893552"What's that place?" you ask King Kai, pointing at the large structure.King Kai frowns. "That's the palace of Princess Snake, a wicked Goddess who enchants travelers so that she can devour their souls."Okay, so avoid that place like the plague, then. As the two of you pass the dwelling, you could swear that, just for a moment, it changes shape, appearing as a massive serpent greatly resembling Snake Way itself.You wonder how long this "Princess Snake" has been here.>A. Ask if she'll come after the two of you>B. Ask about the warrior King Kai is bringing you to see>C. Ask about the last time that the Kais had to work together>D. If the Kais have the job of protecting the universe, why didn't they stop the Saiyans or Freeza?>E. Keep going>F. Something else
>>893631>A. Ask if she'll come after the two of you>D. If the Kais have the job of protecting the universe, why didn't they stop the Saiyans or Freeza?
>>893631>B. Ask about the warrior King Kai is bringing you to see>E. Is he from Earth?
>>893631>>F. Something elseEnter in the palace! Sounds like something Tofoo the kid who cannot dodge acid would do.
>>893631>B. Ask about the warrior King Kai is bringing you to see>D. If the Kais have the job of protecting the universe, why didn't they stop the Saiyans or Freeza?>F. Something elseAsk him how he made the kaioken and how it works, we only got the brief summary from him on earth and its basically one of the keys to getting perfect ki control since of the way the technique works.
>>893656I.... i actually wanted to interact with her.Why do you hate fun?
>>893677Why do you want to walk into the snake pit?
>>893701I have a thing for redemptionAnd shes an easy enough fight that even wearing the heavy clothes it would be fun
>>893711Remember the last "easy" fight we had?Remember how Tofoo got his head melted in?
>>893711Then the samefags will come out of the woodworks to kill us.
>>893701She also serves an important karmic function.She represents the hedonistic alternative to the normally brutal path of snake way.Symbolically speaking a warrior who stops striving in order to relax gets eaten
I forgot, but what happens if you die while you're already dead? You are sent to the SUPER otherworld, or you simply lose your physical body you somehow brought with you to the other world?
>>893711You know what else was an easy fight? The previous fight. Still don't know why the dice were changed let alone why we had to role against him if it was suppose to be a simple fight. Even if power levels are being ignored, there was no way he should have been able to hit us with those slow attacks compared to when we were fightning Freeza.
>>893735I think you would cease to exist at that point.
>>893735You stop existing completely.
>>893674>>893646>>893644"So, who is this warrior you're bringing me to see?" you ask King Kai as the two of you leave Princess Snake's palace behind."Well, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure yet," King Kai admits, glancing over at you. "There are several great warriors from the North Quadrant on the Grand Kai's world, some of them even from Earth.""So, if the Kais are supposed to protect the universe, why didn't you stop the Saiyans or Freeza?" you ask."Our job isn't to protect the universe from evil," King Kai answers. "It's to oversee creation and see to it that the natural balance isn't disrupted. People like Vegeta and Freeza murdering people and destroying the occasional planet doesn't fit the bill. Extinctions and the destruction of worlds is part of the natural cycle, even when mortals do it. Now, had Freeza decided to destroy everything rather than just a few worlds here and there, we would have stepped in. But, as it stands, Freeza wasn't the first person to do such terrible things, and he certainly won't be the last.">A. Then what kind of person did the Kais have to fight last time?>B. But, why train people like you and Piccolo, then?>C. Keep quiet until you reach your destination>D. Something else
>>893756>>A. Then what kind of person did the Kais have to fight last time?>B. But, why train people like you and Piccolo, then?
>>893756>A. Then what kind of person did the Kais have to fight last time?>B. But, why train people like you and Piccolo, then?
>>893756>A. Then what kind of person did the Kais have to fight last time?>D.Ask him if any of the warriors specialize in ki control. Because we're really good at that
>>893756>>A. Then what kind of person did the Kais have to fight last time?>>>B. But, why train people like you and Piccolo, then?Answer, fatfuck! Tofoo comedian extraodinaire didn't waste his best joke just to get half-truths
Hey Som, is Mutaito still dead?
>>893775I just realized the whos on first bit would kill king kai
>>893792Nope, the Black Star Balls revived him
>>893802So SOM are you going to give us some human warrior who mastered ki control and teaches us his secrets?
>>893802They revived everybody killed by Piccolo right?
>>893756>A>BWe shouldn't be messing around hereSmug Kai is waiting for us
>>893820Yep. Freeza, Vegeta, Piccolo, their men
>>893830Then Mutaito wouldn't be included in the wish. King Piccolo didn't kill him, he just gave his life to preform the Mafuba.
>>893830I just relized Jeice came back to life in order to end up dieing again when the Namek blew up.>>893838Still the cause of his death
>>893838No, it still counts. The wish to revive people killed by Piccolo brought back Roshi despite him dying from using the Mafuba
>>893846None of the Ginyu Force came back.>>893852Well darn. Now we can't get tutored by Mutaito; the guy who pretty much introduced Ki control and refinement to Earth.
>>893858Piccolo killed Jeice, remember both him and Goku were dealing with Ginyu and Jeice. While we were heading to the ship with Kori.
>>893768>>893762"Then why train people like me and Piccolo, then?" you ask.King Kai chuckles. "Well, villains like Freeza are part of the natural order, but so are the heroes that oppose them. We just like making sure that particular aspect of creation progresses well.""If you don't fight people like Freeza, then who did you and the other Kais have to fight before?" you ask."A wicked being from a long-dead world who sought to eradicate all life in the universe," King Kai answers. "He and his servants destroyed countless worlds without discretion, and showed no signs of slowing down. The four Kais banded together, but his strength was too great even for us to overcome in battle. So, we combined our powers and sealed him away. He has remained imprisoned ever since.">A. Ask if he was stronger than Freeza>B. Be quiet the rest of the way>C. Something else
>>893878>>C. Something else"Can you teach me the sealing technique?"It would be a valid measurement for when we hit fucks like cell and buu who can self regenerate anything outside total annihilation
>>893875No, I mean they were evil. That's why they came back.
>>893878>>A. Ask if he was stronger than Freeza>>C. Can I fight him someday?
>>893878>A. Ask if he was stronger than Freeza>C. Something elseAsk how he made the kaio ken, the technique is basically a key point in figuring out how to get perfect ki control, since of how it draws even more energy from the body.
>>893913Changing to this
>>893913>>893924>>893930"Was he stronger than Freeza?" you ask, curious.King Kai nods. "Far more powerful. As a matter of fact, even at full power, Freeza wouldn't have lasted five seconds against this guy."You stop dead in your tracks, having trouble believing what you've just heard. Obviously, you understand that there are people out there more powerful than Freeza. After all, Goku was able to defeat him. But for someone to be so powerful as to be able to crush someone like Freeza so effortlessly, you have difficulty imagining it."Tofoo, you may have battled powerful foes," King Kai tells you, stopping and turning to face you. "But I can assure you, you haven't even come close to seeing the top of the mountain. There are beings in this universe that make Freeza look like insects. And, even the wicked being us Kais sealed away would be outclassed by others. You must never assume that you're as strong as it gets."You won't.Changing the subject, you ask King Kai how he developed the Kaio-Ken."Well, as you might imagine, I have plenty of time to think on my world," King Kai explains, forging ahead once more. As I saw more and more warriors training in the living world and Otherworld, I noticed that most of them focused on pumping up their muscles or building their endurance. Now, there's nothing wrong with that; strength and the ability to take a hit are very important. However, as you must know, a warrior's real power comes from his ki, that is to say, the energy in his body. The Kaio-Ken was an idea about magnifying one's latent ki for a short burst of power. Now, of course, there are some major drawbacks. It will ruin your body if you aren't careful, and sustaining it for too long can have devastating long-term effects. That's why I suggest building up your base power rather than relying on higher levels of the Kaio-Ken.">A. Be quiet the rest of the way>B. Something else
>>894007>>B. So do I get to meet the other Kai's?
>>894007>>B. Something elseWhat's everyone doing right now?
>>894007>>B. Something elseIf you could come up with something like the kaioken, then maybe I could come up with something even better and much less taxing. Bear school style will never stop overcoming its limits!
>>894007>B. Something elseStart looking back at what Kami and (mostly)Popo thought us about ki, recollect what Korin taught us, and the first time we saw Master Roshi unleash the Kamehameha when his body bulked up from gathering energy. >>894022And this
>>894022>>894035>>894058"So, do I get to meet the other Kais?" you question."I can't say," the Kai in front of you answers. "All four of us drop by the Grand Kai's world from time to time, checking up on the warriors and such. But, it's hard to tell when they might drop by, and they're kind of jerks anyway. I wouldn't expect them to be as courteous to you as I am.">A. Why are they jerks?>B. Are they stronger than he is?>C. What about the Grand Kai?>D. Something else
>>894071>>C. What about the Grand Kai?
>>894071>A. Why are they jerks?>C. What about the Grand Kai?Do high knees with the weights as long as we can, get some more basic warm up exercise training.
>>894071>>D. Something elseI really want to meet them and tell them they are pretty
>>894071>C. What about the Grand Kai?>B. Are they stronger than he is?Looks like we're being slung tons of un-subtle hints that we need to work on our base PL by just putting in hard work to get gainz.But isn't there some way we can work on a way to amplify Ki without wrecking our body? Find some way to get a permanent Ki amplify without it giving us SUPER HEART CANCERPATATIONS?I guess not.Tofoo could work a bit on his common sense too, we (the players) tend to do some really dumb shit from time to time.
>>894107That's why i've been insisting in creating a variation of the kaioken. That's a technique created by a fat guy who never exercises, probably tofoo can refine it and create a new version with all the power and without all the muscles breaking side effects (which honestly doesn't make much sense as Ki is spiritual shit and that's what the kaioken enhances, yet it still wrecks your body)
>>894120A sort of Kuma-Ken?
>>894131Sure, that could work. He gives his own name to his technique, we do the same with ours, but without calling it tofooken
>>894107>>894120I still say Kaio-sama is full of bullshit. He invented the technique but can't even pull it. I say we say fuck you and perfect it with our super duper ki control and then take it further beyond.
>>894135I wish we could get mystic form. We would actually train often and maintain it unlike a certain half-saiyan scholar.
>>894107>>894093>>894088"What about the Grand Kai?" you ask."You will meet him only if he decides that you will," King Kai answers. "But, honestly, I wouldn't get my hopes up."The two of you continue down Snake Way, with you doing what you can to get as much of a workout from the experience as possible. In another three days, you find yourself at King Yemma's palace. The ogres directing souls all stare at the king of worlds in wonder, most bowing their heads in respect as he leads you into the palace."So, who's next?" King Yemma barks, looking down in surprise. "King Kai, it's been a while.""Yes, it has," the blue God replies. "Have you been keeping up with your training?""Afraid not," King Yemma answers. "This job keeps me plenty busy, you know.""I understand," King Kai tells him. "Anyway, could you direct us to the Higher Plane?"King Yemma points to his right, and you see an exit with an ogre standing in front of it. Politely thanking the massive red judge, King Kai steps in that direction, leading you outside to what looks like an airport.You see two planes that appear to be waiting for takeoff. One looks shiny and new, while the other looks all clunky and beaten up.>A. Go to the old plane>B. Go to the new one>C. Ask King Kai which one to go to>D. Just wait for King Kai
>>894140That's the spirit! Once we develop the kumaken, we will throw not so subtle hints at kaio-sama about how he was wrong and we could further break the limits of both body and power boosts>>894160D
>>894160>D. Just wait for King Kai
>>894160>C. Ask King Kai which one to go to
>>894160>>C. Ask King Kai which one to go to
>>894182>>894177>>894188Waiting for King Kai, you watch your guide make his way to the old clunker of a plane. Sighing, you follow him, climbing on board just before it takes off.It's not a long flight. Soon, you find yourself approaching a small planet, though one much larger than that belonging to King Kai. The plane drops you off, and you step onto a dirt trail, a short distance from a massive, palace. The area is walled in, with several trees and patches of grass covering most of the space. As you approached the world, you noticed that the walled area covered only a fraction of the world, and you figure that the rest is an area for people to train."Well, here we are," King Kai tells you, gesturing around. "Pretty impressive, isn't it?">A. Well, you guess it's better than his>B. It's amazing>C. Ask where the fighters he promised are>D. Something else
>>894217>>A. Well, you guess it's better than his>C. Ask where the fighters he promised are
>>894217>A. Well, you guess it's better than his>C. Ask where the fighters he promised are
>>894217>A. Well, you guess it's better than his>D. Something elseRemind him that Earth was far larger, and had a far more varied ecosystem. Also probably has better food.
>>894229Take this! The immaculate power born from eons of strife and diversification, behold our amazing biodiversity!Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>894217>B. It's amazing>D. Something elseWell, let's get started. Meet everyone, introduce ourselves."Hi I'm Tofoo I saved my planet from an evil being called Piccolo Daimyou. Also fought against someone called "Freeza" and did fairly well, but he killed me">Ah so that's how you're here"Actually I got revived, but then died fighting some no name scrub with acid spit because I deliberately ran into it with my face."
>>894263Ah, Tree of Might had a weird ending
>>894271Why must dubs make everything weird? It's no wonder you Americans have such a distorted view on Dragon Ball.
>>894286Speaking of dubscheckm
>>894268I think we should make of the acid spit incident THAT one incident. You know, the one we never talk about and if somebody asks, you shiver and shrug. The only one who will hear about it besides kaiosama will be your son and future children, so they never go pants on head retarded like you did. For everybody else, you died in glorious fight against somebody even stronger than freezer, surely you can convince piccolo and the others to never mention it to anyone
>>894286Its part of the chatm
>>894224>>894227>>894228"Well, I guess it's better than yours," you comment.King Kai whirls on you, looking furious. "SHOW SOME RESPECT! A KAI IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN A GUARDIAN, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO KAMI LIKE THIS!""So, where are the fighters you promised me?" you ask, ignoring King Kai's yelling and changing the subject."You're a very rude man," King Kai groans. "But, I suppose I can take you to them."He leads you outside of the walled area, and you immediately spot over a dozen warriors training; aliens of all shapes, sizes and colors practicing their technique or battling one another with intense ferocity.King Kai pays them little mind, instead seeming to be headed for a building in the distance.>A. Ask where you're going>B. Try and feel the energy of the fighters>C. Something else
>>894290Well, they did use the dragon balls to make everyone forget about buu.
>>894294>>C. Something elseWell, Kami actually earned his respect.>A. Ask where you're going>B. Try and feel the energy of the fighters
>>894294>B. Try and feel the energy of the fighters
>>894294>A. Ask where you're going>B. Try and feel the energy of the fighters>"SHOW SOME RESPECT! A KAI IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN A GUARDIAN, AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO KAMI LIKE THIS!"Obliviously he's never looked at our past history, let alone he forgets we are married to someone who shit talks to stronger beings than her on a daily basis.
>>894294>>B. Try and feel the energy of the fightersAnd seconding >>894300's C. Kami is a total bro who didn't shy away from getting his hands dirty and was willing to die to save the world. Kaio needs to work on his act if he wants Tofoo's respect
>>894294I see you're excited about the English dub for Super, ain't ya.
>>894323You think they're gonna use the bluray video for the english broadcast, or are we gonna suffer the wrath of inexperienced animators like the japanese?
>>894294Alright so you're going to fight planet. Here's the first thing you need to do. You need to walk up to the biggest scariest mother fucker and knee him directly in the balls. That is the only way you will gain their respect.
>>894327Same thing we experienced as kid when we saw Goku turn into a SSJ. Endless 8 reruns
>>894294>B. Try and feel the energy of the fighters>>894323I wonder how they're gonna emulate the honorifics abuse Zamasu manages, what with him using archaic as fuck terms.
>>894327No clue, either way, watching it with either /a/ or /co/ should be fun>>894335Bulma, please
>>894357>/a/Please get your dub away from us and just stay in /co/mblr. Thank you.
>>894335What happens if the biggest scariest fighter is a robot or a blob?What happens if the biggest scariest fighter is a girl?
>>894357I'd rather watch /co/ than /a/. It's gonna be somewhat new to some of them then it is to the majority of /a/. There will be some glorious Toonami threads in the coming months.
>>894362Oh, /a/. You'll never admit that Naruto is basically Bleach for a younger audience, and therefore good (at least in its own right).You guys like RWBY right?
>>894364>RobotKick him in the bolts>Blobreshape it into a qt slimegirl with your fists>girlTell her that she's pretty and make her your bitch, bulma would understand
>>894373>RWBYPlease don't bring up cheap trash like that around here. We already have to talk about GT and Super enough as it is.
>>894373Both Naruto and Bleach are crappy even if for completely different reasons. You can like shonenshit as long as you are not deluded enough to think it's hardcore and mature and deep and "real anime" while moeshit is the cancer killing anime. You can even like both even.>You guys like RWBY right?I've seen some threads about the manga. The Jap dub has a A+ VA cast even. I've tried to get into it because I'm a yurifag and that thing seemingly has potential for that but I couldn't stand watching the first episode. The "animation" is just so goddamn bad.
>>894390The writing is about as boring as the animation is lazy. I think most of the models they used for the show were edits of base MMD models. The fanbase applauded when they added something as simple as decent lighting to the show.
>>894305>>894299Sensing the energy of the fighters, you find that their power varies considerably. For example, a short red and blue alien battling one another seem to have power levels somewhere around Captain Ginyu, but a dark-haired, pointy-eared, human-like man has a strength that would eclipse Piccolo's.As you continue to follow King Kai, you see a large group emerge from the building, more aliens and various beings of considerable powers, with one producing an energy that stops you dead in your tracks."Meet the warriors of the North Quadrant," King Kai tells you, not seeming to realize that you're lagging a distance behind.Observing the approaching warriors, you attempt to zero in on the highest power, and when you see its owner, you get an odd sense of having seen him before.He's tall and extremely muscular, looking like a warrior out of legend, or from certain Saturday morning cartoons. He has long blonde hair and an outfit that's clearly quite old.And his power, oh boy. You're pretty sure that even somebody like Goku would have some major difficulty dealing with somebody like him, if he could even win at all."Tofoo?" King Kai asks, turning toward you. "HEY, OTHERWORLD TO TOFOO!"You notice the man's eyes move toward you.>A. Look back at him>B. Approach King Kai>C. Stay where you are>D. Something else
>>894408Olibu is nowhere near that powerful. Yamcha handed his ass to him for fuck's sake.
>>894408>A. Look back at him>B. Approach King Kai
>>894408>D. Something elseShitFuckSorry for sort of surprise attacking you when I travelled to the past
>>894422He is in this timeline
>>894434Well I guess that's okay. It's more appropriate that he be that strong anyways, being the basis for most hero myths in DB.
>>894422He fought and kept up with Pikkon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-6DWPp0B8
>>894408>>A. Look back at him>>B. Approach King Kai
>>894443I can dig up old anime footage too ya know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRErOvknMVgFiller be inconsistent as fuck.
>>894454There it is implied that Krillin and Yamcha made substantial gains while training in the otherwold though. Illogical as it may be.If Pikkon was stronger or at least equal to Cell Saga Goku then Olibu is at least Androids level. Maybe 16-tier.
>>894454If only yamcha were that much of badass outside filler shit.
>>894464I think it's stated in the guidebooks that Yamcha never made it past 150,000. Powerlevels never made sense anyways.
>>894423>>894446You stare back at the man as you approach King Kai."King Kai," the man speaks up. "Is this a new student of yours?""Sort of," King Kai answers. "This is Tofoo, a warrior from Earth."The man looks surprised. "Earth! It's been a while since we've gotten a warrior from there!""Tofoo, this is Olibu," King Kai introduces. "He's a warrior from Earth, just like you. In fact, several of your heroic legends are based on him."Olibu chuckles.>A. Ask if this is the warrior he was talking about>B. Mention that Olibu seems familiar>C. Something else
>>894464I wonder who our androids are gonna be. >>894474This "Yamcha" sounds disappointing.Krillin was able to juke imperfect cell long enough to rescue a girl, and Tien even stalled semiperfect cell.
>>894478>>A. Ask if this is the warrior he was talking aboutAnd C. Get a huge battleboner and the desire to fight him all day, every day.
>>894478>C. Something elseYo, did you ever fight a hydra that shoots lightning?
>>894478>B. Mention that Olibu seems familiar>A. Ask if this is the warrior he was talking aboutProbably ask if they were students of king kai before
>>894478>>B. Mention that Olibu seems familiar
>>894478>>The man looks surprised. "Earth! It's been a while since we've gotten a warrior from there!"Mutaito confirmed for pussy who didn't try to surpass his limits.>A. Ask if this is the warrior he was talking about>B. Mention that Olibu seems familiar
>>894510His spirit was trapped in limbo
>>894510Mutaito died like centuries prior. I think that counts as "a while"
Rolled 55 (1d100)I have not rolled a dice in a while. I will roll one now.
>>894491>>894510"He seems familiar," you remark. "Is this the warrior that you were talking about?""Well, that all depends," King Kai answers, looking up at the massive warrior. "Olibu, I was hoping you'd be kind enough to give Tofoo here a bit of training."Olibu seems surprised by the request. "But, King Kai, why not have him engage in the normal training regiment? Surely he has the time."King Kai shakes his head. "Nope, as a matter of fact, he'll be returning to the world of the living relatively soon, so time is actually an object for him."Now Olibu looks really shocked. "How can he be going back? He seems pretty dead to me.""It's a long story," King Kai tells him. "Anyway, is that a yes or no?""Well, I don't know," Olibu admits. "Tofoo, was it? I've been working hard on this world for thousands of years, training toward the honor of receiving lessons from the Grand Kai. If you want me to turn away from that for a time to train you, you'd better give it your all.">A. Promise you will>B. You can train yourself>C. Something else
>>894569>C. Ask him about his skill with ki control.We need maximized ki control
>>894569>C. Something elseI'm gonna give it MORE than my all!I'm gonna give so much of my all, that you won't be able to keep up!
>>894569>A. Promise you will"And whats this about training thousands of year to get lessons?"
>>894569>AInb4 we double die in a training accident.
>>894569>C: tell him he's pretty
>>894569>>C. Something elseA wise (?) old man once told me that we should always look forward overcoming our limits. You can bet I will give my 1000% no matter how harsh the training is
>>894584>>894576>>894592>>894600"I'll give it more than my all," you promise."Well then," Olibu tells you. "Let's get to work.">End UpdatesWell, anons, that's it for now, I hope you all had funAs always, I will stick around for a little while
>>894644Thanks for running SOMWhat's Vegeta doing in Hell (presumably) right now? Nappa?
>>894644Make us roll dice for something
>>894644How's the tourney going?
>>894644Thanks as always for running Som. Shit's about to get good. So is Tofoo gonna remember attacking Olibu, or is the familiarity gonna come from him having the same face as Gero's son.
>>894644Mutaito find his students yet?Also who is the softest and why is it our wife.
>>894653Not happy>>894655ROLL for talking Bulma out of beating your ass>>894657It's over, Piccolo wonTenshinhan and Chaozu each made it past the first round, but Chaozu lost in the quarterfinals, and Tenshinhan lost in the semifinals>>894659Time will tell
>>894644How strong is this version of Olibu?One Frieza? One cooler? One android? One cell? Something in-between?
>>894644Oh yeah, How's Piccolo doing in the tournament?
>>894644Do we have a chance to train with smug Kai?
>>894653Vegeta bragging to Frieza that it was a Saiyan who killed Frieza.Frieza repeatedly murdering Vegeta.Vegeta doesn't care. Keeps on bragging.Nappa is constantly outsmarted by Goz and Mez.
>>894670To who did they lose?What about Raga?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>894670ROLL for talking Bulma out of beating your assGRANDMA STER!
>>894675After a while wouldn't the zenkai boost ramp higher than frieza
>>894681OK so I guess we just get a light spanking or something
>>894681We live to see our daughter being born if the surprise is Bulma being pregnant.
>>894670Did Raga die? How did Kuriza do?
>>894668YesSoftest?>>894671Stronger than Freeza>>894672He won>>894673Shin? God no>>894681Nice>>894680She lost in the quarterfinals>>894695She lives for nowHe made it to the finals
Someone remind me again, how many Saiyans are alive now?
>>894703Is she interested on getting hot namekian daily dose now?
>>894703I kinda want to see the fight between Kuriza and Piccolo now.
>>894707Goku, Kori, Turles, Tarble, Broly and his dad, and the others that made the cut of losing their edge to be revived again and had the luck of being brought back on land instead of out in space like Bardock and Gine.
>>894714No>>894718You might have, had you lived
>>894703Can we get the attention of an actually important God
>>894695I bet Piccolo laughed his ass off about our death.>>894703Oh! How'd Piccolo and Tien and Chiaotzu do?I wonder how Tien reacted to the news of him being the strongest human.
>>894726What are you implying?>>894727"My dad got killed by this moron?"
>>894725Well, when we repop, we'll repop on Don Kee's planet and have to do underground rigged space boxing gambling or something to buy enough money to get off the planet.>>894738thx. Sorry I am unobservant
>>894735How much did Raga laugh when she heard about us getting melted?
>>894750She found it more pathetic than funny
>>894750She was probably glad, since she wanted to fight a challenging opponent.
>>894735King Kai is a weak scrubI want a REAL God...like gowasu
>>894744Ideally we just talk to Bulma before we get ressurected and she would take a ship and pick us up. Then she'd slap the hell out of us, shit-talk us, and then rock our world.
>>894763We were, just trolls ruining it in the beginning and let alone a new dice system with no mods for Tofoo to reflect the training he did from all those hundreds of threads.
>>894780J O B B E D
>>894766ANON!>>894771>Implying she screws losers
>>894789bulma would never file for divorce, would she?
So anybody got any ideas for a technique we could devise while we're getting swole with Olibu?
>>894789>Implying it wouldn't be a hate-fuck for dying like an idiot
>>894793Don't tempt her Nah, she loves you >>894804No, it would be "No sex for you until you get your shit together"
>>894787That ain't jobbing that's called deliberate sabotage, jobbing is what we made Freeza do for while in his second form before we decided to rely on the crotch of the kaio ken.
>>894789What it's trueKing Kai is a scrub.Can't even use his own technique
>>894810So what happened to the guy that killed us anyways? Did Piccolo or Tien fry him?
When Tofoo revives, he must make sure to pump bulma full with tofoo brand baby juice and sire a child or two, maybe even more to have enough members for the Bear Dojo
>>894826No, we have to go fight everyone when we come back and let the pack know who the alpha male is, before Goku comes back.
>>894829Is setting up that Dojo and dethroning Satan still on the table?
>>894829If we go god mode than other COOLER Kai's would have to take over right?
>>894834Priorities anon. Babies first, kuma-ken second, and once we get that sweet power boost that makes the kaio-ken look like a loser's power up, show everybody you are the main character of this story.
So how's Earth doing?Did Mutaito and Shen and Roshi meet-up?Are the filthy earthlings finally getting gud?
Theoretically, if we could gain a healing factor, it could counteract the negative effects of the kaioken, right? Maybe Bulma could develop something with SCIENCE.I mean, it's basically cheating, but so is overpowered alien genetics.But for now mastering ki control is the best way forward.
>>894852We've already practically mastered Ki control. We can push the Kaioken for a while. Som has been dropping pretty big hints that we should increase out base powerlevel anyways.
>>894855SOM can we get God Ki now?Would it help us catch up with the filthy alien scum?
>>894864You had your chanceProbably not
>>894869>You had your chanceWhen?
>>894874Become Kami meme
>>894874Don't Guardians get some god ki?
>>894852>>894858I still think we should create our very own version of the kaio-ken by practising on what it makes it work, strenghten it and remove the whole killing your body. Besides, it's not like Tofoo's been slacking off, everytime he trained, it was using base form and only a few times he explicitly trained kaio-ken durability and potency.I mean, if saiyans can create a power up a lot stronger than kaioken with in comparison minor drawbacks, surely Tofoo can further augment his ki and ki control and create a better buff too.
>>894869When?When did we miss that glorious gain.>>894881I think so.Don't tell me we fucked up by copying Goku.
>>894881>>894877They aren't gods, so I wouldn't think so.
>>894881Yep, just a touch, but some you could have theoretically developed over time
>>894887Well crap wr need to see if kami is willing to let us pick up his job.Not like he was that useful anyways.
>>894883Saiyan powerups have always been a result of their genetics. It's never been a technique like the Kaioken. We should just keep trying to push our base strength for now.
>>894887If all we did was focus on the Kaioken, what multiplier could we push it to without turning into a meat firecracker? I get it if you don't want to answer this question, but I need to ask.
>>894883We can, King Kai is just worried that there exists someone who mastered his technique from just hearing a brief explanation and seeing it once within a single week compared to the months he had to teach Piccolo.
>>894887Thanks for running, Som.For the bug that iced us because of reasons, would a Bear Shout have been enough to ice it?Also, how much time passed so far since we blacked ourselves?
>>894903The only reason we managed to master the Kaioken so fast was because we used a shitty version for years prior.
>>894901Meta>>894906YesAbout a week
How hard would piccolo cry if we beat his ass when we came back?
>>894909I figured as much. If you set the limit too high anons would dickride the kaioken even harder then they are now.
>>894907Only once and that was against Tao, then we never used it again.
>>894916The point is we practically mastered what was a lesser version of the technique.
>>894923Ok what if Goku then beat him right after.
>>894923How hard would he revaluate his life?
>>894923How did Appule react to the news of our death? Was he shocked that someone who stood up to Freeza could die so easily to a no-name scrub?
>>894897That would only lead to us become the krillin/tenshinhan of the team. It's not as if time freezes for everybody, when Tofoo trains, so does Goku and everybody but unlike Piccolo and his colossal fusion gains and Goku having a x50 power up with SSJ, Tofoo just has his base power and unless he uses training hax like the time chamber plus training gravity ship, his base power will never surpass base goku's nor will get on par with at least ssj.Meanwhile, developing our very own non kaioken power up would make the gains in base form be worth a lot more. It would be difference between gaining 100000 extra points but still being stuck with kaioken x5 or x10 at risk of killing our body, or gaining 60000-80000 but have a much more stable non self-killing x10-x20 power boost that can be further refined into stronger buffs
>>894938Yeah, about that....
>>894958What? Did the heart virus in our body learn the kaioken, while the one in goku's is about to go SSJ?
>>894958Oh god please tell us he didn't take off with the ship
>>894987GG earth is fucked
>>894987>Well, I-WHAT DID HE DO?!
>>894998Wanna bet it got stolen while we were gone?
>>895003Surely Lapis would have threatened him or something if he tried.
>>894992It would make great motivation for training tho
>>895005>Implying Appule stole it.>>895006Get gainz or our wife dies.Pretty good motivation
>>895008>Get gainz or our wife dies.Hasn't that been our motivation for the past year and a half?
>>895011But this time it's you have "9 months to get gainz or everything you have ever done is now mute and everyone who you ever loved will die"
Allright anons we have sweet sweet olibu training.But we all know it will eventually not be enough.Lets discuss how to fight.Not how to oiwer level until we can just breeze through fights.How to make better choices in a fight.Lets train ourselves instead of tofoo.1. If you dont KNOW you can tank it, dodge.2. If you dont want to dodge, intercept the attack with a beam attack. Kamehameha or bear shout work.3. It never appears in options, bit we can ki shield. If you cant dodge it, or its a piercing attack tank it.Any other ideas?
>>895077It might be nice to have a reference of our abilities in the OP, since we've got decent amount. I can't remember the last time we used the Lightning Punch or Eight-Arm Technique
>>895077If an enemy is making it rain with attacks you can't tank. Dodge, and blast their asses. Do not try to close the distance.That advice any good?
>>895077IT is impossible to train the anons, there will always be the stupid ones who does stupid things, and then there's Som being a dick with those who haven't seen DB in ages and having as a valid option tanking abilities that are piercing or are lethal but he doesn't quite call them by name, merely saying how they look like. Fortunately its easy to tell the traps because they never have rolls attached to them.
>>895100A pdf of basic attack types in dragon ball and thier most obvious counters would be good to include with our move set.We fucked up with ginyu.And with noname mcacidspitWe did good with freeza, up to a point.
>>895221IC we didn't know about Ginyu's milky cannon abilities, IC it was just another ki blast that we were going to send flying back to him or redirect it upwards.
>>895131Shush before SOM adds DCs to traps.I'm just waiting for him to do it
>>895256For real though. we need a PDF, Google Doc, Pastebin, etc... with Tofoo's abilities listed. You must have this stuff written down somewhere, right?
>>895256SOM plz.Anons are autistic enough.Don't get rid of our only defense against trap options.
>>895256Where's my Goku going SSJ write in
>>895301Fuck that, I want my Piccolo VS Kuriza write-in
>>895307Should have stayed alive, woukd have gotten it
>>895602I wasn't even there to vote against it. I was asleep.
>>895100We know a Dodon Ray clone, don't we? Or did we never learn them fast piercing beams?
So to my knowledge Tofoo knows;>Ki Blast>Solar Flare>Wolf Fang Fist>Eight-Arm Fist>Bear Shout>Thunder Punch>Light Shot>Kienzan>Kamehameha>Ki Blade>After-Image>Power Geyser>Ki Shield>Kaioken up to X10I completely forget what Thunder Punch and Light Shot do.
>>895783Light Shot was just the generic name for Ki Blasts due to not knowing what they actually were, but now it has become the name for Tofoo's remote controlled Ki Blasts.Thunder Punch is literally an ki-induced electrical punch. We also have Electric Light Shots.
>>895783Stun attack and normal ki blasts we can control