Last time on EDQ, we went into Civ Mode, tried to reduce racial tensions, and other shit.Twitter: QuestingQMAs you talk with Kryos, you get a good and accurate idea on what to do... Apparently if you just promote equality and that every race is equal in their own way, eventually things should go back to normal. You thank him, and leave.A week passes.Elizabeth's belly is extremely big, and you suspect she cannot see her toes. She is also unable to walk for very long without needing to sit down or rest, and is growing increasingly hungry and carnivorous... Her belly is also as hard as iron right now. You suspect that by late January she'll be unable to be moved...Your troops are being deployed to Vietnam!You have not heard back from Charlemagne or Renexizia about Korea.Your mom is also preparing to leave for her dimension.Racial tensions seem to be dying down a little bit, and there are no longer any protests or riots...You and the Kobold Legate seem to be getting along quite well, drinking together when you have time off, talking about women, that sort of thing.Mikhal seems to be pissed off at you, and is avoiding you. You suspect that it's because you let him get beat up, and didn't attend his birthday party. You also note he's spending more time by himself.You also sense Chrysoula is getting impatient with you not making her a big beautiful walk in closet fit for a minotaur. She's taken to headpatting you condescendingly.Frankizka just seems a little reserved, reading books, and trying to spend time with you. She also seems to have become more proficient at summoning the undead.Elizabeth is.... Well, still being as nice as she can. Occassionally she gets up to make you tea or read stories to the slave children. Who's parents may of been eaten by her.She's also rather fond of mentioning "Christmas" around you, and is hinting at you to get her something for Christmas.Treasury: 5$ MillionNational Actions (3)>Encourage Industry!>Construct government buildings!>Deal with a issue!>Try some diplomacy!>Oversee how the invasion in Korea is doing!>Appoint a general in charge of the Vietnam Conflict!>Try to increase your armed forces!>Appoint a new minister!>Check party popularity! (NEW due to having a spy master!)>Check your popularity!>Check risk of terrorism/assassination! (NEW due to having a spy master!)>Hire some spies in a foreign nation!>See if your spies have uncovered anything!>Research something!>Preform diplomacy with a nation!>Try to build up your religion some more!>Try to spread Latin culture!>Reform the government!>Visit the university!>Call a cabinet meeting!>Develop your palace further!>Write-InPersonal Actions! (2)>Spend time with a wife!>Hang out with the Kobold Legate!>See Mikhal?>You should spend time with your mom... She's leaving soon...>See one of your friends?>See one of your cabinet members?>Try to get Christmas presents! (UNIQUE)>Write-In
>>914442>Develop your palace further!Walk in closet for Chrysoula.>Encourage Industry!More money.>Research somethingMaybe finish the internet.>See Mikhal?>Try to get Christmas presents! (UNIQUE)
>>914442>Encourage Industry!>See if your spies have uncovered anything!>Try to increase your armed forces!For a personal action read that book Chrysoula gave us about Greek races.
Getting some sleep. Feel free to try and decide what to do anons.
Just woke up anons.You decide to develop your palace further, and order your slaves to build a YUGE walk-in closet, about 60ft large, and lifting a nice 20ft above the ground, and you try your best to fit the Roman architectural style with the traditional Swedish style. It looks good in the end...Chrysoula hears of this, and encounters you while your drinking a little bit in your dwarf form. She also breaks your hand with a massive squeezing hug, and gives you a kiss on your little dwarf self. Of course, the knight you were drinking with laughs a little, and you feel slightly embarrassed.You were also "highly rewarded" in bed later that night. It wasn't exactly tumbling, but she did let you sleep on her... Tracts of land. Without a bra.Of course, she let you squeeze quite a bit.Elizabeth seems a little envious of her new closet, but mostly because she's using the small bedroom closet. Frankizka just congratulates Chrysoula and asks her if she can have a small corner, which Chrysoula agrees to.Chrysoula has also made it a habit to squeeze and hug you very hard (purposely putting your head into her tracts of land) whenever she comes by. Probably her version of a reward.After your hand mends being crushed by love (literally) you move onto industry.It seems that your construction from last time is almost done, but construction workers are beginning to run low in numbers from the massive onset of construction you've set on them.You also have three petitions from overseas corporations...>Colonel Sanders: A small fast-food joint with only one restaurant has finally scrounged up enough money to move overseas. They seem to think that Stockholm would be a good location, purely because of the massive amount of food transported to it. They're not willing to pay much though. (+3$ Million)>Colt's Defense LLC: The famous Colt Defense LLC have considered the offer of going overseas to your country. They're willing to build a small secondary headquarter in Stockholm in exchange for you making less constrictive gun laws. They're also rich enough that they can handle researching firearms for you. (+10$ Million, and Firearm Research can be delegated to them. You still have the final say in what designs are used by them though.)>Coca Cola: Coca Cola is looking to build some more factories, and has looked to your country to do so, even though there's an embargo going on. Coca Cola however, has some rumors about cocaine being in their drinks, and cocaine being addictive and unhealthy. (+10$ Million, and an addition +1$ Million every month.)>Canadian Maple Brewing: A brewing company from Canada is offering to move overseas to you and brew their famous Maple Beer, which is rumored to be made with magic. Either way, it tastes good, eh? (+5$ Million.)Continued!
>Sworcery: A Orc Sorcerer from Stockholm has been noted for his aptitude in enchanting, and has asked the government for a loan. He seems to be wanting to create an old styled blacksmithy, but one that sells enchanted armor and weapons. (Cost: 5$ Million)>Snake Oil: A Yuan-Ti incense trader apparently wants to make a small company. He needs a loan to do this though. (Cost: $5 Million)Also anons, you can only choose two.
>>915195>Colt's Defense LLC: The famous Colt Defense LLC have considered the offer of going overseas to your country. They're willing to build a small secondary headquarter in Stockholm in exchange for you making less constrictive gun laws. They're also rich enough that they can handle researching firearms for you. (+10$ Million, and Firearm Research can be delegated to them. You still have the final say in what designs are used by them though.)>Sworcery: A Orc Sorcerer from Stockholm has been noted for his aptitude in enchanting, and has asked the government for a loan. He seems to be wanting to create an old styled blacksmithy, but one that sells enchanted armor and weapons. (Cost: 5$ Million)Hopefully this is a good investment.And if we loosen the laws on weaponry it might do well.OP how stronk are our cops and such?They're all half dragons right?They could tank bullets?We should also see about getting some enhanced in the emergency services for flexibility
>>915195Colt and Coca Cola
>>915195>Coca Cola: Coca Cola is looking to build some more factories, and has looked to your country to do so, even though there's an embargo going on. Coca Cola however, has some rumors about cocaine being in their drinks, and cocaine being addictive and unhealthy. (+10$ Million, and an addition +1$ Million every month.)>Sworcery: A Orc Sorcerer from Stockholm has been noted for his aptitude in enchanting, and has asked the government for a loan. He seems to be wanting to create an old styled blacksmithy, but one that sells enchanted armor and weapons. (Cost: 5$ Million)The others offer fewer benefits long term (greater income and better weapons are what these offer), seeing as we don't want to give patents for our weapons to foreign industries.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>915223You've no cops since you've done this, and that's how effective it was. Also, your firefighters are also half-dragons.The only problem is that they have a very hard time using handcuffs, firearms, etc. The firefighters just lack suits to let them move around in hazardous areas, but this isn't a problem since almost all of them are red half dragons.It seems Sworcery and either Colt or Coca Cola.Rolling.1=Colt!2=Coca Cola!
>>915640*You've had no cops dieColt and Sworcery it is.After you allow them, you decide to research the INTERNET more.Roll me a 1d20+6. Additional +3 if anons can do dank dragon/Renexizious memes to fuel the internet.
>>915642Ren based memes;1) Rape face, I mean to be honest this already exists in universe in the nightmares of elves...2) Am a firing mah laser3) Swiggity swooty coming for that dragon booty
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>915662I always forget to roll...
Allowing samefagging for more dank mey-meys.
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>915642
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)Manlet memes can come from Ren and Liz.
10+9=19Failure!You don't really advance on the INTERNET more...You decide to see Mikhal!Or, you could get presents first. He may be more amiable if you do get him a present for Christmas, you know.Choices>Go and get some presents for everyone. And Mikhal.>Nah. Go and see him right away.
>>915830>Go and get some presents for everyone. And Mikhal.We should try to rename and turn Christmas to Saturnalia.
You decide to get presents for everyone. And Mikhal.Roll me a 1d20 for quality. Additional +1 for every one of your friends/acquaintances/wives you can guess what they'd want.This stacks up to an auto-success. (+12)
>>915871Liz definitely wants a wedding ringChrysoula probably wants more clothes for her closestFranzizka probably wants umbrella and proper attire to go outsideMaria would want a scarfJulius probably wants a scepter to go with his cloak. A working one too.Charlemagne could go for an authentic Luger pistol from the SS.Renexizia would enjoy more tabletop miniaturesKaresteina would like something hand made from Ren like shackles for her slavesKryos probably wants better clothesThe Legate probably wants a Roman artifact like a coinOur Jewish finance minister just wants shekels and money. Christmas money Katariina would probably want tools to help her paint Victor can also use a 12 foot dildo for the fag that he is.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>915871Flames - Some time controlling the body.Frankizka - Blood wine, blood cake and a night of cuddling, followed by doing good deeds.Renexizia - "Friends", expensive paintings, buildings and butter.Elizabeth - A bunch of clothes for her other forms, some time with us and gold / slaves.Chrysoula - A night of romantic hand-holding, film-watching, kobold-form-involving pleasure. Followed perhaps by going for a walk or something...Kryos - Some time off, a bonus, a better version of the mutagen or just a keg of beer.That one bastard in america - Us to visit him and actually discuss our plans for the world / congratulate him on being a good ruler.The artist German-ruling child - Our approval of his work and a grant to establish a gallery of his works.Between me and the other anon, I think we got 12.
You start trying to get everyone you know presents.Of course, after getting some rather easy stuff for people, you start trying to find a wedding ring for Liz.Something tells you she will not like something that isn't expensive, and which does not incur the envy of others.Treasury: 5$ Million.>Just get her a cheap gold ring with a diamond in it. Nothing fancy. (Free)>Get her a engraved gold ring with a nice ruby. Which sparkles. (Cost: 0.5$ Million)>Get her a engraved gold ring, made by dwarven hands and with the finest detail. With a massive diamond to boot. (Cost: 2.5$ Million)>Order the ring made of DRAGONSTEEL. This is semi-free, but will take a very long time, and requires you to make it. (Cost: 1$ Million)>Order a custom-made ring! (Cost: Varies. Bascially a write-in for rings.)>Order the ring supersized to fit her half-dragon form. (Cost: 1.5$ Million more.)>Order the ring to be ULTRA-SIZED, to a ridiculous amount to fit her dragon form. (Cost: 20$ Million)>Have the engravement say something in Latin? (Cost: 0.5$ Million, and can decide what it says. If you want, it can be in any language you know.)>Write-In
>>915932>Order the ring supersized to fit her half-dragon form. (Cost: 1.5$ Million more.)This one is more expensive and because she's a half dragon mother stuff like this should be rather rare.
>>915938Anon, that's kind of an enhancement. The first three choices are basically if your getting Poor, Moderate, and High quality.
>>915932>Order the ring made of DRAGONSTEEL. This is semi-free, but will take a very long time, and requires you to make it. (Cost: 1$ Million)>Order the ring supersized to fit her half-dragon form. (Cost: 1.5$ Million more.)
>>915941Derp I'm retarded. Get the moderate one worth .5 million and supersize it to half-dragon size.
You pick out a nice ruby, and some engraving tools, then some resources for making Dragonsteel... Enough to supersize it.You have spent 3$ Million on her ring. Hopefully she'll fucking love it.You then move onto getting your mom some hand-made shackles. Which you decide to forge personally. It'll be good practice for Liz's ring.Only one problem. You've never used a forge before.Fuck.Roll me a 1d20+2 if you can into forging. Additional +2 if you can think why your going through all this hard work. Additional +1 if you can engrave something into it.Also a final +1 if you can think on more ways for the shackles to appeal to your mom.
>>916099Anon... This is your mom, your making shackles for her.
>>916103Oh, also allowing samefagging.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>915954
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)Shit I'm drunk. Just gonna delete my posts.
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>915954Because our mother makes us cookies, we should return the favour."I'll be with you, always..."Our mother should like these; it's like a children's drawing or such of their mother. Adorable.
>>916114>Use data since I'm on my phone>About to post my roll>Can't post>"You're banned">Check ban page>Banned for ban evasion on /soc/ in May under the name Anonymous>Fucking ban was already expired
>>916121>>916130What is- I don't even-
>>916139Present magic and Christmas magic. Don't question it.
>>916121Since 20s override ones does this mean we're a master smithy?>>916114Oh and how much longer till vulkan gives us our sword?
Critical Successful Failure!You make some highly effective shackles for your mother, which are... Well, they're too big. But who cares, it's the effort that counts. Also, they're really shiny, and you even put a small inscription. And some crude drawings.Your mom will without a doubt, daww over this.Now, you move onto Liz's ring...Roll me a 1d20+3 for forging her ring.Additional +3 if you can think about how happy Liz would be.Additional +2 if you can think about why she stays with you, and your shenanigans.Also, a +1 for inscriptions.
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>916152Because she's a closet deviant and we're hedonistic?
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>916152
19+5=24Good Success!You get extremely far on smithing the ring, now all you have to do is put the ruby in...Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish it up!Additional +3 if you can think general lustful thoughts about her.
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>916219>Slaps_Liz's_ass_internally.png
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>916219FINISH IT
>>916241We should start building energy farms using the crystals.We can sell energy to other nations.We'll only get richer as time goes on.But first we should strengthen our intelligence agency to keep the crystals from being taken.
>>916249Aren't the crystals incredibly dangerous though, crystallizing everything they touch and being highly contagious.
>>916277I think that's when unrefined and released into the environment.Done properly it's better then nuclear power.
19+5=24Good Success!You finish the ring, and move onto get clothes for Chrysoula and Liz.Roll me a 1d20+5 to tolerate a fucking department store.Additional +2 if you can think more lustful thoughts about the two of them in exchange for going to another department store.Additional +2 if you can think what Liz and Chrysoula look good in.Additional +1 for what color.
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>916287>Remember looking at Chrysoula's assetsGet Chrysoula black workout clothes and Liz gets white dresses.I hate department stores.(Hey why don't we get Mikhal one of our prototype computers and make a game for it or something)
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>916287
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>916287Ass and titties, Liz and chrysoula.Chrysoula - Hoodies, jumpers, tank tops, casual clothes.Liz - Dresses and all that feminine princess shit.
14+10=24Good Success!You get Chrysoula and Liz some clothes, and decide to try and get Frankizka some blood wine and cake.Which you decide to bake yourself.Roll me a 1d20+5 for baking.Additional +2 if you can do it dragon-style.+1 if you can try to come up with something to write in frosting. Plus +1 if you can think what color she'd like the frosting.
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>916334Use flames to help cook the cake.And don't write with frosting.Draw spies with itAnd red frosting obviously.
17+9=26Good Success!You bake the cake, you must admit, it probably tastes fucking amazing... And the red frosting makes it look delicious!You then finally move onto getting slaves for your mom and Elizabeth.Actions>Nah, don't do it..>Raid with your mom?>Maybe you can get Liz out of bed?>Raid solo!>Maybe you can just buy slaves...>Wirte-in
>>916389>Raid with your mom?We can get some from korea
You decide to raid with your mom...You go to your mom's room...Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if she's in the mood.Additional +3 if you can be adorable about it.+1 if it's in kobold form.
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>916455Ask her to raid in kobold form.Say please but stretch it like a child would.To the extreme.
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>916455
Allowing samefag for more adorable.
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>916479Run at her and jump into a hug when we go to ask her.We'll probably fail and fall on our ass but whatever
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>916479start to pretend cry and give puppy dog eyes to our mom.
16+10=26Good Success!You knock on her door, in your kobold form."Mom?"She opens the door, and sees you."Oh, Ren. I was just packing and getting ready to leav-"You rush forward to jump into her arms, and this catches her by surprise, and she is forced to cradle you."...Do you wanna get some slaves?"You look at her with massive, puppy eyes. Well, not really puppy... But slit, lizard eyes. She looks at you, clearly tired... But unable to resist."Well...""Plweeease?" You say, and make your eyes go watery. Your mom seems clearly uncomfortable..."...Rennie bear... Well... Sure. We can go slave catching together, ok?"You hug her extremely tightly."Your the best mom ever!" You yell, happily."Really? I am?" She seems to like this compliment quite a bit."Yeah!""Well... I suppose I can stop packing..."Actions>Why do you have to leave anyways mom? You can stay with me...>Will you be back soon mom?>Kiss her?>Come on, there's no time to waste?>I made you something mom!>Well, it's true that your best mom.>Write-in
>>916530>Kiss her?>Come on, there's no time to waste?>YourGod damn. I know it's in the character sheet and part of the rules but that's starting to trigger the fuck out of me.
>>916530>Kiss her?>Well, it's true that your best mom.>I made you something mom!>>916547I only get triggered by incorrect science shit
>>916557I just turn to pic related and use words like Thingamajig when it comes to dem sciency stuff like lasers
>>916567>Flashbacks to OP saying being omnivorous makes them eat twice as much due to increased nutrition requirements.
You give her a kiss on the cheek."Come on, there's no time to waste. Not to mention it's true that your the best mom!"She seems flattered, and pats you on the head."So, where did you have in mind?"Actions>Why don't we go to Korea mom?>Cuba! It's fun!>How about a Latin American country?>Could we raid a African country?>Why don't we raid in your dimension?>Let's go to... Asia?>Write-In
>>916567Adeptus Mechanicus waifu when?
>>916582>Why don't we go to Korea mom?>>916583When we go get her.
>>916582>Why don't we go to Korea mom?Say hi to Charlemagne and the army on the way
>>916581I was drunk, fuck off.I think I was meaning to say that their stomach wasn't used to eating meat and wouldn't be able to process it as well and that would take more then usual meat to sate them or something.
>>916596That's exactly how I said it should work when you said that shit.And I'm only bullying you OP no harm by it.
>>916581Don't forget NEQ.>Dog junk isn't flaccid and hangs out like a foot long
>>916621>Flashbacks to dragotaurs having fur UNDER their scalesHow do they shed?
>>916659>OP says don't level all the mountains or else inflation>/biz/ness anon comes in and enlightens OP about gold economicsThis is fun poking fun at QM's logic
>>916621LET'S MOVE ON.>>916608Fucking cis shitlord. Stop cyberbulling me before you trigger me.>>916659Exactly. Science makes sense while your drunk.If you want, I can just rewrite that to that there's fur over their scales.You decide to go to Korea...Which will take a while, of course... You and your mom begin to fly to Korea...So... Want to talk about anything while we fly?Eh... Not really.Oh.Yeah. Just kind of flying here. With my mom.Well... Anyways... I was kind of curious.Actions>Nah. I don't have anything I want to talk about.>Let's talk to our mom!>Let's talk about waifus?>Why don't we talk about our world conquest?>So, which son is your favorite anyways?>What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas anyways?>Write-in
>>916679If they have scales and fur growing in-between spaces separating the scales that would make more sense.>What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas anyways?>>916676OP is for the bullying.
>>916679>So, which son is your favorite anyways?>What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas anyways?Mikhail's birthday was just a wole weeks ago. We can probably lighten up since the two holidays are so close.
>>916689Eh. I mean, that kind of doesn't go for the "tank" feeling if they have a bunch of weak points.So.... What are we getting Mikhal for Christmas?New friends? I don't know.Actions>Come up with an idea?>Let's just continue on.>...Let's get him a girlfriend!>...Maybe we should just give him an apology for Christmas.>Write-in
>>916694We need to make good videogames before Christmas.We can give him a comp+vidya for it.Maybe a Christmas D&D session with the family?>>916717I was thinking they could grow heavy scales over most of their body/vitals especially and have some fur located in some places like the face/feet/hands.>Maybe a computer game? He is a closet nerd.
>>916717>>Come up with an idea?>>916726Video games aren't that important. We could just get him normal stuff.
>>916738We already got him a ton of comics.I don't think a game would be that hard.We're already going to work on computers.I love how we struggled so hard to make an effective GUI.
>>916726That could work, yeah.Let's make a video game for him... Or something like that.Yeah... Hey, maybe we should get a present for Claw?Really?I mean, he is our best friend.Actions>Nah... I just told him that to make him feel better.>...Really? I mean, you guys are my best friends more then him.>Yeah, good point. Maybe something for him.>Let's get him a bone. Dogs like bones.>I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times.>Maybe something for Blondi too? MAYBE Smaug. Then Quoth... Maybe him?>Just send him some Soda Mead.>Write-in
>>916726This.Maybe make a text-based space exploration game for him.
>>916754>I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times.>Maybe something for Blondi too? MAYBE Smaug. Then Quoth... Maybe him?
>>916754>...Really? I mean, you guys are my best friends more then him.>Just send him some Soda Mead.I thought Hans was Rens best friend... who he inevitably abandoned
>>916754>I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times.>Yeah, good point. Maybe something for him.Maybe send another computer with a stand alone version of World of Reichscraft?>>916757That could workText based adventure games on floppy disks.>>916769Maybe we can bring him onto our cabinet?We need a guy for law and order.
>>916779I don't think there's anything to qualify him as head of law. He was a mayor but that's it.
>>916793There is also prime minister and chief of state as other choices.We could have people send requests and things to him so we can deal with them at our leisure
>>916769Yeah, anons didn't want to ever really see him, so he's way in the background. For fuck's sake, he gets a mention once every 6 threads at the most.Yeah... I wish he was still here. Even as autistic as he could be at times. Let's get something for our companions as well.You continue to fly; and think about Hans a little.Thinking about Hans?Yeah. We did abandon him basically....Didn't we think about talking to him a little bit? Or at least saying hi?Maybe we should get him something?Like... I don't know. Relevance?Actions>Well... He's doing good at training my soldiers.>But he's not very important...>I keep forgetting... Sorry.>Yeah. Let's spend some time with him drinking or something.>I wonder if we're still friends or not...>...Man, I wish I was still a young independent dragon without a country to rule...>Fuck... Now I miss Reinhold...>Write-in
>>916820>Well... He's doing good at training my soldiers.Well we could build a giant officers academy or something for him to train soldiers and design new military tactics.Maybe give him books on war strategy and the history of war.
>>916820>Well... He's doing good at training my soldiers.Shit. The last I remember of him was him training with one of our children.
Well, he is doing a good job at training my soldiers...Yeah. Let's just get to Korea now...You begin to fly...Where exactly are you going to raid?>Raid Seoul, the capital!>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!>Raid the countryside?>...Ask Fenrir if he wants to be in a head for this one.>Write-In
>>916890>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!
>>916890>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!>...Ask Fenrir if he wants to be in a head for this one.
>>916890>...Try to find where Renexizia and Charlemagne is!I don't think Charle,gem ever met his grandmother. This might be a good chance just to say hi.
Roll me a 1d20+5 to find them.+2 if you can describe Charlemagne to your mom.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>916926
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>916926>Well he's a red half dragon. He's a pretty normal guy but he's a kind of a conspiracy theorist.Why is he a Red half dragon? Shouldn't he be white since both of his parents are.
>>916957This is before you mutated Liz at all.
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>916926>He's a paranoid red half dragon.
>>916969But Liz would still be white. Right?
Critical Success!"Well, he's a pretty normal guy. But he's a little bit of a conspiracy theorist and is paranoid.""Well, that's good. I was concerned, you know. You aren't paranoid yourself about if someone's going to steal your loot or if your slaves are going to run off...""Mom...""Oh. Sorry. Now, where is he?"You look around, and see a small clearing in a forest, and a slight fire...You set down besides the forest, and enter it.Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.
>>916982Racially, if the second parent isn't a half-dragon or dragon, the kid's color is randomized, leaning towards White.For dragons and half-dragons, there is a slimmer of a chance that they aren't White and mutate to a different color.
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>916990Damn. That's like getting brown eyes when your parents have hazel and light blue.
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>916986Rollan>>917002Human DNA has no bearing on the dragon parts it seems.Just the human parts.
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>916986
4+3=7Great Failure!You walk into the forest... And trip over something. Suddenly, before you know it, your suspended in the air by your leg, your mother too. Below you, you see a small pit of spikes... It seems if you cut the rope you'll fall into it... Shit."Shit, we walked into a trap...""Well, no offense, but you should have more of these around your palace...""Mom, now is not the time.""Well, we aren't exactly going anywhere, Ren."You sigh...Actions>Cut the rope and fall into the spikes! (WARNING: Bad fucking idea.)>Just talk until Charlemagne comes along. He'll let you out.>Why do paranoid people like spikes so fucking much?>Talk with your mom?>Maybe if you shapeshift you'll resist the spikes or be able to fly away in time? (Warning, also a bad idea.)>Try to swing? Keep in mind, this is Charlemagne.>Yell for help?>Curse raising Charlemagne as a conspiracy theorist.>Write-In
>>917058Use our mad muscles to reach for the rope and pull ourselves up to where the knot connects with whatever is holding us up.
>>917058>Just talk until Charlemagne comes along. He'll let you out.And we rolled a 20 too. ''Tis a shame
Waiting fifteen minutes.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Use your MUSCLES!2=Just talk!
You decide to just talk.Actions>Timeskip!>Talk to your mom about something specific?>Apologize for your son's behavior?>Mutter that having white scales is superior.>Write-In
You idly talk to your mom.Roll me a 1d20 for how long this takes. Additional +1 if you can think about the positives of your son being properly paranoid.
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>917213He predicted the existence of kobolds right?That's cool
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>917213
19Good Success!After thirty minutes, you hear footsteps coming towards you, and you see Charlemagne approach. He seems to be holding a machine gun, a MG-42 to be precise, and lacks a shirt, not to mention has face-paint... What is he doing, LARPing?"Dad?""Oh. Hi. You finally got here. Me and your grandmother have been stuck here for a while.""Oh, sorry. You must of gotten into one of my traps.""You could say that, yes. Can you let me down?""Sure."After a few minutes, he cuts you down, and helps you and your mom up."So uh... Grandmother? I didn't think I had one. Not to mention, I didn't expect you to be out here in Korea."Actions>Oh, just doing a little bit of slave raiding.>Introduce Charlemagne to your mom?>So... Why don't you have a shirt on? Not to mention, you smell and look dirty...>Where's my daughter, Renexizia?>...So, how's everything going invading Korea?>Write-In
>>917334>Oh, just doing a little bit of slave raiding.>...So, how's everything going invading Korea?
>>917334>Oh, just doing a little bit of slave raiding.>Where's my daughter, Renexizia?>...So, how's everything going invading Korea?
"Oh, just doing a bit of slave raiding. How's invading Korea?""Maybe better if I had actual soldiers. Which I don't have. I have no soldiers at all, dad.""How's Renexizia doing?""I'm just keeping her away from doing... Anything, really. I'm in slight awe that you thought it was a good idea to send a kid to war." He says, rather bitterly. He probably doesn't like the idea of his little sister going to war.Your mom stays silent during your exchange of words.Actions>She's over a month old. She's fully grown.>...If you want, I can take her back.>You'd be getting a lot better results if you put her to use burning down villages, eating those who resist, and generally causing mayhem.>So your basically waging a one man war...>..If you want, I can send some soldiers.>...Well... How do you feel about going to Vietnam instead? I think that'd be a lot more up your alley.>You were barely a year old... I think, when I sent you to help me take over Oslo from the Yuan-ti. The younger the better.>I see. If you want, I can take Renexizia with me.>Write-In
>>917399>So your basically waging a one man war...>..If you want, I can send some soldiers.Didn't we send like a million soldiers.
>>917399Wait we didn't send him with any soldiers?He's been soloing Korea?GG>So your basically waging a one man war...>Maybe I can help.>>917406I think that was Vietnam.
>>917406You sent a million soldiers to Vietnam.
>>917416>>917418Then what the fuck did we send to Korea? I swear to god if we just sent Charlemagne and Renexizia then I'll OP a cuck at least one time.
>>917437We did I guess.We just said sup and sent him and Renexizia to korea.
>>917447Oh my god OP is such a fucking cuck. This is anuddah shoah like the omnivore metabolisms.
>>917467We should blitz the capital and demand immediate surrender.
>>917481We still need some sort of occupying force though.
>>917437I was slightly confused why anons didn't choose to send the army as well, honestly.>>917467Rest in pepperonis.It might of been my mistake for not being clear, I guess."So, you've been basically waging a one man war?""Barely. I can't even hold any land without actually having people with me. So I'm just mostly ambushing the occasional convoy.""Well... I'll help you. It's my mistake for not sending anyone with you.""Well, if your helping me, do you want me to do anything?""...I mean, you should do something.""No offense, but when you get involved, I prefer not being around your feet. I prefer not getting accidentally crushed. Not to mention there's very little I can do to help you."Actions>Well... Just come along, I guess.>Well, in that case... Why don't you blitz the capital? One man army mode, boy. Make your old man proud.>Renexizia can help you, you know.>You know, we don't need a occupying force if we terrify them enough...>...So, I suppose I'll send for the Russian division to move southward.>...Are they well defended at all? Just curious.>Write-In
>>917495We can get one.We should do that.Send the bare minimum and imply implications that an uprising will cause a bad time>>917509>...Are they well defended at all? Just curious.>...So, I suppose I'll send for the Russian division to move southward.>Renexizia can help you, you know.
>>917509>...So, I suppose I'll send for the Russian division to move southward.>Well... Just come along, I guess.
"Are they well defended at all?""No, not really. They have some old American equipment though. There is however, a Chinese embassy in Seoul, and I don't think they'd like us attacking the city holding their embassy.""Oh.""That's the only thing I can think of though."You nod your head."Well, Renexizia can help you, you know.""I'm not sending my younger sister into battle... She's barely a month old, dad."You sigh."Well, just come along, I guess.""I might as well just pack up and get ready to go home if your getting involved, dad."Your mother seems a little disappointed by the prospect of your son not coming along.Actions>...Fine then, I guess you can go home.>Seriously? It'll be fun, Charlemagne.>You'll get to meet your grandmother. Think about it, ok?>Just curious, are the women here any good?>...Why? Don't you want to see your dad do some destruction?>Fine then. You get to go to Vietnam...>You know, I need a general in Vietnam, but I'd rather not have you on the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?>Write-InJust saying anons, you might want to consider getting someone to be in charge of Vietnam since you can't go down there. Otherwise your soldiers don't really know WHAT to do.
>>917574>You know, I need a general in Vietnam, but I'd rather not have you on the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?Don't they just run at the bullet fire till they win or die?
>>917574>You know, I need a general in Vietnam, but I'd rather not have you on the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?There should still be someone in charge. Unless if our military is nothing but a rabble of people given guns and told to fight somewhere there has to be some sort of organization with stuff like Platoons, colonels and so forth.
>>917625Those rank names aren't latin anon.Latinize that shit.And we should probably get our military less shit.Mars would like us more.
>>917632I do plan on reorganizing the army and giving things appropriate labels. Start making organization in our armed forces but determining unit size, composition and so on and forth.
>>917653How about specialized units?Enhanced would make decent special forces.Half dragons are great shock troopers.
>>917664I don't know. We'll get to it when/if we get to it. We need a comprehensive survey of our nation for stuff like amount of men able to serve in the army and then break it down into different categories like race and perhaps even sub race. It would take time.
You have colonels and majors, but a general directly in charge of the army would help greatly in Vietnam. Basically someone who's overseeing the conquest."So... You know, I need a general in Vietnam. But I'd rather not have you in the frontline. Why don't you go to Vietnam?""...I mean, I have a wife back home I want to see, dad."Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can persuade him he'll like it.Additional +2 if you can make it sound like a fun time.Additional +2 if you can get him to think about what his snek waifu would think about if she hears he served in Vietnam.+1 if you can appeal to his warrior-side and allow him to participate in combat.
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>917701>Well if she heard you turned down serving in Vietnam to go home what would she think? And I'll allow you to fight if it doesn't get in the way of overseeing the conquest
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>917701Then shouldn't the highest ranking or most prestigious colonel just take charge for the overall operation.
>>917719I think automatic leadership role would fall to the one with highest seniority taking into account highest rank or something
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>917701QM is Robin Williams alive in this timeline? Because I keep thinking back to Good Morning Vietnam right now
Well, yes? I don't see why not.6+8=18Minor Failure!"Well, if she heard you turned down Vietnam to go home, what would she think? Not to mention I'll allow you to fight so long as it doesn't get in the way."He thinks on this."...Why should I exactly? I'm not getting anything out of being a general and leaving Svana for months, if not years."Actions>You'll have my eternal gratitude.>Fine, if you don't want to go, I'll leave it to someone else.>What, are you a nationalist or not?>If you want, you can take Svana with you.>Vietnam is a peace of cake, alright? You'll be back by March.>Please?>If you don't, I won't exactly consider you my heir?>Write-In>>917719You could just leave it to a random colonel, but having someone experienced and trusted is probably the best choice anon.
>>917829>If you want, you can take Svana with you.>If you don't I could just find someone more willing and capable.Who wants some fresh bait?
>>917829>What, are you a nationalist or not?>Think about all the people in history who have gone on campaign years on hand. You yourself are named after on such personPlease don't say we have to give the position of leading armies to namefags like Zhukov or Claw. Just giving it to military commander X is so much simpler and easier.
>>917866Also they might have more actual experience.And not be pants on head retarded like Claw.
>>917873Giving Claw command of the army during the battle of Constantinople was as retarded as Claw. Losing over a million men is just insane. Both because it's a blow to national pride, losing that many men in one engagement, and losing a over that many to begin with. I mean how do you even fit that many into one city without the corpses forming mountains.
>>917866If you don't want to go through the effort, feel free to just randomly appoint some random guy. He'll be less effective, and has random motives.>>917902I was wondering why anons didn't just send Claw in. I mean, for God's sake that probably would of been more effective then sending people across on boats. Not to mention who's idea was it to give the job to Claw?"If you want, you can take Svana with you. If you don't want to go, I'll find someone more willing and capable, who's clearly more patriotic then you are. Just think about all the people in history who've gone on campaigns for years on hand. Your named after one such person.Roll me a 1d20+6 for baiting him and getting him to lead.Additional +2 for more arguments, or if you play the role of a disappointed dad.
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>917902Claws autism is magic.And this is why Elite units are good.Just take some enhanced deck them out in cool new gear and parade them around and show them off.It should help with moral and give people something to aspire too.>>917910>It's fine I guess. I expected more but if you're just not feeling up to it I could just appoint some random general or something. Maybe he'd do better. Then I could go to them instead of you.B A I TAIT
>>917910I don't know. I think some anons like Claw and how retarded he is since he reminds them them of themselves. Like when he raped our entire staff and I was the only one who wanted to punish him. The autism is too strong I guess. I'm about ready to go on a fucking rant about Claw and how he should be gassed
>>917917Wew>>917930I blame it on anons purposefully leveling up his autism skill instead of curbing it.They had him do autistic shit as often as possible.
>>917946A lot of it just seems like a mess. It kind of makes me wish we converted him to Slaanesh. Then we'd have a good reason to purge him.
>>917966I think he's better now that his autism is cured.Also Flames,Khorne would notice if we pulled that shit.I don't want either of them salted that fiercely.Killing Reinhold in a bout of autism is one thing.Purposefully murdering Claw is even worse.
>>917974Killing Reinhold was a awful thing. Even though relations with im deteriorated, we could've done stuff to not kill him. Claw though just has a record of autism. I still don't forgive him for punching us on the face. Also he's pretty gelatinous now and picturing him like when he had that Space Marine LARPer is just ew.
>>918000>Has a record of autism.Well anons did purposefully level it up and choose autistic choices when possible.And get over him punching us in the face anon.That was a long time ago.
>>918012There's also stuff like raping our staff. Autistic feats like that add up.
It wouldn't be 4chan if it wasn't a chaotic clusterfuck, I guess.Also, Claw isn't fucking autistic anymore, and is actually a semi-functioning semi-human being who's regretful of his actions.Finally... Why didn't anons try to bring Reinhold back? Just curious.Critical Success."Well, it's fine I guess. I expected more, but if your just not feeling up to it, I'll just appoint some random general or something. Maybe he'd do better. Then I could go to him instead of you.""I can do that job better then any random asshole you pick off the street, damn it. I'm a fucking half-dragon, I've fucking fought in most battles, I think I can take care of fucking Vietnam." He says, rather angry. Quite baited by you."Good, you go as soon as I leave.""Well, I'll do the best damned job you've ever seen.""Yep. Have fun."Your mother promptly begins to be... Well, maternal towards him, packing him snacks and telling him how much fun he'll have. He doesn't even realize he was baited into going.After you wait for your mom to finish... Flames begins to talk.So... Feel like saying anything to Charlemagne?...Well, not really....Man, if only our children were more polygamist...Are all your thoughts about sex?Well, no. But anyways, we should really get to enslaving the Koreans.Yeah...You know... I bet if we enslaved both Vietnam and Korea, we'd have enough slaves to break our mother's record.Are you advocating for enslaving two entire nations?...Just a little.Actions>...Our mom would be so proud... Sounds like fun.>I'd rather not enslave entire countries. That's a slippery slope.>You know, the ancient romans did enslave entire cities if they didn't surrender...>I think just one country is enough.>Let's do it already.>If you want, I can tell you why I brought Lynea to our court.>Write-in
>>918028I don't think Reinhold would care for being necromanced.I think he likes heaven.>I'd rather not enslave entire countries. That's a slippery slope.We don't even need that many slaves.Let's just use undead if we really want to win.Just raise some skellingtons.
>>918028>>Let's do it already.I don't want to go on a mini-quest to resurrect Reinhold. It devalues his death, making it almost a casual thing. We already revived Maria which should be a significant event. Then there's actually explaining shit like killing him and being a pagan. Let's just let him stay in heaven.
Waiting twenty minutes if anons want to get more slaves or not enslave all of Korea and Vietnam.
>>918053Well I want at least some slaves. Not the whole population of Korea but at least some.
>>918053A thousand or so slaves is fine.Both the entirety of Vietnam and Korea is retarded
You decide to get a few. Enslaving an entire country is just outright retarded....Let's just get a few.Alright, just throwing options out there.Yeah.Anyways, let's get going...You get your mom, and fly towards Seoul...Roll me a 1d20+8 for making an intimidating landing.+2 if you can yell about how fucked they are, or be eerily calm and polite about this.Additional +1 if you feel like making a show of it somehow, like smashing a building while you land, etc.
Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>918069
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)I just remembered the locations of where our slaves live is overcrowded.We also need a bath for Chrysoula and said slaves.Should be easy enough to deal with in civ mode though.>>918069>Ahh hello residents of the area I'm Renexizious and I'm here to enslave some of you, demand surrender, and kill those that defy me. I hope we, meaning I, can have a good time.Let's crush a building sure.
18+11=29Good Success!You land down, crushing a fancy building and terrifying crowds of people. Your mom doesn't land next to you, crushing a crowd."Ah! Hello, residents of the are! I am the glorious dragon Renexizious, with my kind mother, Karesteina. I'm here to enslave some, if not most of you, demand your surrender, and kill those who defy my glorious rule. I hope we, meaning I, can have a good time."The crowds seem terrified, and frozen with fear.Actions>This is the part where you bow down and worship your new god, by the way.>Eh... You feel like being a bit awesome. Use a breath attack either on the crowd, buildings, or air to look cool.>I also accept tumbles from attractive females. Just saying.>Nom a few. Just to get them fleeing.>I'll give you all two minutes headstart to run.>I know, I know. I'm amazing and awesome.>...Motion to your mom to surround the crowds, leaving them no option but to surrender or get nommed.>So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you.>Write-In
>>918114>...Motion to your mom to surround the crowds, leaving them no option but to surrender or get nommed.>So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you.
You motion to your mom to surround them..."So, who wants to be my first slave? I promise to take good care of you."Roll me a 1d20+4 if your mom can surround them before they flee.Additional +2 if you can seem friendly to the crowd to calm them down.Additional +3 if you can give them a speech to distract them from your mother. This speech could be either about how cool you are, or their terms of employment and their rights. +1 if you can mention something about your wife who has had a tendency to eat people.
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>918152>Come on relax no need to get antsy. Running will just disappoint all of us. Just relax. Sit down. And accept your new place in life.
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918152Speak their language >Herro Ching Ching bing bong
>>918178We could do that just to troll Liz.
Allowing a samefag if you can seem more friendly, or continue your speech.By the way, your at a borderline Success. I just think anons would want to get something higher.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>918190>And remember. If you work for me you get a guaranteed place to stay as well as food for your little mortal bodies. I also won't kill right now if you join.So how revolutionary would Gauss rifles be for our army?
>>918190>inb4 we get a nat one
>>918197Well, suddenly tanks seem a lot less dangerous, and airplanes and helicopters suddenly a lot more fragile to fast-moving projectiles.Not to mention cover suddenly being a little easier to shoot through, longer range...Basically a great enhancement."Come on, relax. No need to get antsy. Running will just make me and my mom sad. Just sit down and relax, and accept your place in life. Don't forget, working for me will get you a guaranteed place to stay at, as well as food for your little mortal bodies. I also won't kill you right now if you join."Your mom stomps to surround them, but a large amount of them begin to run down the road, terrified, and a few rush into nearby buildings, thinking that would save them.Meanwhile, your mom picks up about forty slaves from the frozen in fear humans... You then glare at the fleeing humans rushing down the street...Actions>Stop them!>Well, they had their chance. Kill them.>Laugh demonically?>Go after the nearby buildings?>Nah. Not worth it.>You know, Khorne would be happy if you got him more souls... Nom them or kill them with your tail.>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...>Try to fly fast enough to get infront of them!>Write-In
>>918218>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...
>>918218>But wait, there's more! You have a crazy idea, knock on the door of houses and try to sell your slavery idea like a businessdragon. There's a reason you suspect you have some Hebrew in your blood...Dwarves are basically fantasy Jews anyway. And fantasy scots. And fantasy Scandinavians. And fantasy manlets. And fantasy drunkards.
>>918224inb4 somehow you get people to pay you to be slaves.You sigh. Oh well, you'll just move onto your next strategy.You knock on the door of a house, and a middle-aged Korean man answers the door, in a bathrobe and drinking a cup of coffee. He doesn't seem too stunned, and mostly seems indifferent.He does however, pour the coffee onto the grass after looking at you for a moment, no doubt thinking he's been drinking a little too much of it."Herro?" He says.You also see a terrified wife inside, and two children.Hm... Time to let your inner Hebrew work.Roll me a 1d20+4 to become Jewish and how well your campaign goes.Giving a varied bonus for how well you can sell the idea of becoming a slave, the benefits of becoming a slave, ensuring them that their lives totally matter when they become your slaves, etc.This can stack up to a Critical Autosuccess, which is basically a very long speech. (Like a paragraph).
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918258>Hello sir I'm here to sell you on the good word of slavery. You see slavery is the future of puny mortals like you especially to dragons like me. Now I know your wondering "Why would I a weak mortal want to surrender my freedom?" And I will answer that with one simple word. Security!>Now becoming a slave gives way to a myriad of benefits. It's securing a place of work. You'll be guaranteed a house and food. And the same applies for your family! Even your grandchildren. You'd be securing their future. Now isn't that a good thing.>It also provides a sense of fulfillment. You'll never be without work. And you'll be moving towards the betterment of my, and by extension your life!>And if you're thinking I'll abuse you. Don't worry! No slave is wrongfully harmed under my care. We pride ourselves on avoiding needless suffering. So stop waiting and become a slave today!I took too many levels in Jew to fail now.
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918258>Being a Slave isn't too bad. Slavery is almost no different from working in everyday life. A person works for another person who pays them. Slavery is the same as employment but with more benefits. As a slave you will never have to worry about being fired or not having enough resources to live. As I a slave owner and you slaves, I would never get rid of you. You are all investments of mine. For me to fire you would just be loosing money. The same goes for your place of residence. I would want to keep you in good condition and give you adequate space. Become my property and I will make sure you do not simply cease to exist.Oy vey
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918258
>>918284Oy vey. It's anuddah Shoah! Shut it down!
>>918284All those 19s and 20s finally caught up to me.
So anons...Use barbaric?>Yes!>No!
>>918291>YesWas our speech worthy of a crit auto success?
>>918291>Yes!>>918290What makes it even worse is that there's a wasted 20 >>917057
>>918295It was, actually.Barbaric!Roll me a 1d20.Or, you can get up to a critical autosuccess if you give a barbaric and brutal speech. (Basically yelling, threatening them, and otherwise reminding them that you could crush them easily.)A paragraph for said criticla autosuccess.I'm willing to make it easier if you can find a way to "dispose" of the people who refuse, but also find a way so they can still agree to the terms and conditions.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>918309
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>918309>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST BECOME MY SLAVE FAGGOT
Well time to bathe this place in fire,ice, and lasers.Kill them all and let whatever god they worship sort them out
Critical Failure!"JUST FUCKING BECOME MY SLAVE GODD-""No." He says, to your face....What?""In order to have slave, one must learn how to be slave." He says, wisely."...What?" You are extremely confused."Do dishes, apprentice, to learn the ancient art of slavery.""But, I'-""No buts. You do dishes, slave. To master another, one must be master of other."Hm... He is rather old... Maybe he has ancient Korean wisdom?Your mother watches his techniques, and seems rather entertained. She goes onto enslave others as you do the wise man's dishes for his family...He comes in to help you."No. You are doing it wrong." He grabs your hand."What? What's wrong?""You are scrubbing wrong."He shows you an example, a clear rub, fully circular."Now, you try."You rub it back and forth, and he shakes his head."No. Scrub on, scrub off..."For the next hour, you do menial chores of the Korean man, who makes you some tea. You even wax his car, and paint his roof using his techniques. Not to mention he even lets you take care of his fish in a pond!You know... Do you feel like we've been... You know, tricked?Whaatt? Come on. He's teaching us ancient Korean wisdom. Who knows, maybe Mr. Sun Jiang could teach us karate....I mean, we're just painting his fence, waxing his car...I'm just eating popcorn.Come on, it's like one of my anime comics. He'll teach us valuable wisdom. Hell, I'm learning a lot about myself!You have gained one Wisdom from a wise Korean man. He thanks you for doing his fence, roof, car, and dishes. He even gives you a polite bow as you leave, and you go back to your dragon form.Your mom however, has mostly taken to plundering nearby stores, stealing it's valuables. She only has a handful of slaves, and the sun is beginning to set. Your sweating from all the hard work you've been doing for Mr. Sun Jiang though.Actions.>...Try to realize you've been counter-enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.>...You know, maybe he can teach you something... Knock on his door again?>Go back to enslaving the city!>...Man, Asia is so cool...>Write-In
>>918364>...Try to realize you've been counter-enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.ASIA FUCKING SUCKS AND ALL THEIR CARTOONS ARE CANCEROUS BRAINWASHING THAT ONLY DEGENERATE KEKS LIKE
>>918364>...Try to realize you've been counter-enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.Wait did we legit gain one wisdom.>Go back to enslaving the city!>>918366Your taste is shit.Chinese cartoons a best
>>918369Yeah, I added that to the character sheet.
>>918369GO BACK TO FUCKING /a/ AND YOUR WAIFU PILLOW
>>918371I'll switch to this then>...You know, maybe he can teach you something... Knock on his door again?Time for some karate kid tier shit.Wisdom helps with military tactics right?>>918374REMOVE YOUR SHIT TASTE NORMIE.
>>918366>saying this on a Mongolian basket weaving forumYou try to realize you've been counter enslaved by a master-level Korean Jew.Roll me a 1d20+4 to put one and two together.+2 if you can remind yourself why you wanted to enslave him in the first place.
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>918378Well we wanted free labor.But since he's wise enough to talk us in circles we should get him as a Sensei
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918378>>9183773D Chinese tapestries are the cancer killing our youth today. To not hate on it is a Japanese pleb
>>918378I'd like to nominate this Korean for named character status.I'd also like to make him our Sensei >>918385No the cancer is infecting the 3D tapestries
>>918389>Bowing down to a man who just mentally cucked us
>>918393Wis wise he is our superior anon.We can learn from him.And get the wisdom gainz we need.Also we got a wisdom point out of this
>>918396Nope. He's just some Korean who brainwashed us and got inside our head. To show respect to someone like that is defeatism or cuckoldry. Also the intelligence point don't mean shit.
OH MY GODTHE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.Critical Failure!You think... Well, maybe if you did more work, you'd get more wise.You go back to work for Mr. Sun Jiang, who applauds your diligence.Your mom meanwhile, is learning much in the ways of getting you to do chores for her, as she listens."Ren, do you want some help?""Mom? Nah, I'm fine." You say, as you make dinner for his family, while talking to your mom through a window."...Well sweetie, it's cold. If you want, I could get you a blanket or a...""Mooom... I'm learning secret Korean wisdom of the ancients..."She sighs, and kisses you through the door."Well, just be back in time for dinner, ok?""I promise mom. What's for dinner anyways?""...Well, would you like people or pastries?""How about both?"Oy vey. It's anodah shoah."Well, I'll try my best sweetie... Just be careful and don't cut yourself with that knife, ok?""Ok mom. Love you."You kiss her while you make dinner for Sun Jiang. After a bit you deliver the dinner out, and talk to him a little. You learn a little bit more about Sun Jiang and his family... And learn that the woman with him is in fact his sister and her children. You talk over ginger tea, and Kimchi, which is a Korean food."...Can I have some more?"He looks over to you."Not until you make more.""Please? You have plenty.""There are many men who make plenty, but one does not ask for a handout. One must make his own living from his own hands.""...Yes, master." You bow, this makes complete sense as you go outside into his garden to make food for yourself.After making a nice salad, Mr. Sun Jiang tasks you with clearing his attic and organizing boxes. You say that you need to get back to your mom before she finishes baking people, but he says that "one must never let unfinished work linger, like a wound festering on a body."Roll me a 1d20+4 to become more wise by organizing for your sensei.Additional +2 if you try to think on more wise quotes to impress your sensei!Also anons, the passive ability of Wisdom is letting you know what people like and don't like. With one more point relationships can actually be put into numbers, and eventually possible consequences of actions.
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918409>Ren is now a mental slave to some Korean we just met when we were trying to get Slaves Fucking nuke it.
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>918402It's wisdom not intelligence.>Defeatism You mean acknowledgement that he's better and trying to learn from and surpass him?Dafuq anon?>>918409So we're rolling insight right?>So leaving a job unfinished is like leaving a house half done. It will collapse and make more work for you in the end.>Those that cannot accept that they are weaker can never grow stronger. They blind themselves to their own potential.
>>918417Anon you are too prideful.Learn humility.We shall grow from this(Stat gainz are based calm down this is a golden opportunity)We really lack discipline.
>>918421He'll manipulate us and force us to slave for him all day. We're going to stay here and he'll make us do nothing but produce but small portable phones that are like computers. Then he'll force these products unto the people around the world and give them eye cancer because the phones are designed like that. The worst part is that we're stuck here forever unless if we violently murder everyone in sgight necuase Ren's mom thinks it's cute and just leave Ren to play with his new "Korean" "friend" all day cause that's how she is.We're doomed!
>>918440Relax anon.He's a good way to make wisdom gainz.And with insight we can break free.We should also train insight and intelligence.For science and learning >You're letting pessimism cloud your judgement and creating a storm in your own mind. Calm it and see clearly to understand
>>918447He's taking over our mind. He even has pointy ears. It's all part of the 4th dimensional chess game those Elves have been playing all along. We're doomed unless if we take off our patch and kill everything. This may or may not be satire
16+6=22Good Success!You say some internal quotes for later as you work diligently...Ren is now more diligent and willing to do more work!You have also gained an additional +1 Wisdom Point.After sorting out the attic, you head downstairs, exhausted."Mr. Sun Jiang? It's done."You see him sitting on a couch."Hm? Very good. Now, tell me, is that your mother on TV?"He points to the TV, and you see your mother at a bakery, with smoke coming out of it. You also see plenty of terrified people urgently making food."Yes?""Hm. Now, what have you learned today?""Well... Leaving a job unfinished is like leaving a house half done. It'll collapse and make more work for you in the end."He nods at this."Very good. You are learning much. Now, go home. You have done enough work for intruding in my home. More then enough, I should say.""...Really?""Come back tomorrow, if you wish to learn more."You nod your head and leave, and follow the trail of giant footprints in the road, crushed cars... And screaming and panicking people to find your mom at a bakery.After shapeshifting to your dragon form and eating plenty of bread, cake, etc, which happened to contain plenty of butter and human meat, you move onto thinking about what to do... You aren't really getting opposed in this town. Then again, this is a town far away from civilization. And mom destroyed the phone and TV lines a couple of hours ago.Actions.>Maybe you should get rest in this town. You and mom are it's new overlord now...>Kiss your mom for making some delicious cake with people inside. Always tastes good.>...Rest at Charlemagne's camp.>...You know, you are in Asia... Maybe you should meditate. Just saying. It's good for the mind.>Enslave the rest of the town. Except for Mr. Sun Jiang.>Try to get angry at Mr. Sun Jiang?Also, soon I will put relations into points.>Write-In
>>918458>Kiss your mom for making some delicious cake with people inside. Always tastes good.>...You know, you are in Asia... Maybe you should meditate. Just saying. It's good for the mind.Meditation should give us more insight.What does insight help us with OP?
>>918458>...Rest at Charlemagne's camp.we never did make that dragon mutagen Charlemagne wanted.
>>918463That's because it costs 10 million to make.Per mutagen of course
>>918460Seeing through people's deceptions, predicting attacks, and how people, organizations, and etc will react to things.Basically how much Flames can tell you.Anyways, waiting ten minutes.
>>918465That's not being fair to Charlemagne though. We've spent a shit ton of money on stuff like a gymnasium for Chrysoula and a ring for Liz.
>>918469Wow we actually need those things.Wis and insight gains are mandatory.All our stats are I guess.>>918471>Us being fair.Anon plz.I've touched for being fair and anons don't take to that shit.
>>918479Then let's be fair now. Just talk to Charlemagne about stuff like the future for now.
>>918479>Touched VouchedAlso we lack the current funds.>>918483Are we gonna try to be fair later?It seems like shit some anons say to justify doing things they want to other anons by using pleasant sounding words
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Stay with mom and meditate.2=Go to Charlemagne's camp!
>>918487I swear on all my (You)'s that I will make choices and decisions that are more fair to all characters. No I'm not saying kill them all like Reinhold
>>918500Okay let's try to actually treat our friends and family among others somewhat decently.We still need more int,wis,insight gainz later.Shit seems important
You give a kiss to your mom for making you that amazing food, and prepare to leave..."Oh, Ren?""What?""Do you want me to enslave for you if your so tired?""Huh?""Well, I'll enslave the koreans for you, if your so tired."Actions>Well... Sure.>Sure... Have fun, mom. (Change PoV to your mom!)>Nah... I want to have fun too.>We're supposed to enslave the mortals together, mom...>Why don't you come with me?>Write-in
>>918505>Nah... I want to have fun too.We can rest by meditation.It's good mental rest
"Nah, sorry mom. I want to have fun too.""Ok Ren. I'll fly you back, and we can rest...""At Charlemagne's camp?""Oh, right, right. You know, he seemed like a good child...""He is, actually. Let's get going mom."You begin to fly back, but your mom speaks to you."So, Ren... How much time do you spend with your children?"Actions>Let's talk about something else!>Well, as much time as I can afford.>Plenty of time, mom. Tons. They love me unconditionally. (Lie)>I don't really spend a lot of time with them. I'm busy.>Honestly, I wish I didn't have as much children. They're hard to manage...>...Well, mom... I'd rather not talk about it.>I love them all equally, if that's what your saying.>...Are you going to judge me if I say I don't really see them too much?>Write-in
>>918519>Well, as much time as I can afford.>...Are you going to judge me if I say I don't really see them too much?
>>918519>Well, as much time as I can afford.>I love them all equally, if that's what your saying.
"Well, as much time as I can afford. Are you going to judge me if I said I don't really see them too much?""Well... If your busy... I mean, in my opinion, my children and grandchildren are more important then my job. If you prioritize your nation over your children, that's you, Ren."She seems to understand, but seems a little disappointed."Oh. Thanks Mom.""I'd never judge you, Ren. I know you have your reasons. I was just curious.""I see.""Now, I brought along that Lord of the Rings book... If you want, I could read it to you, or Charlemagne. Or both of you... Aw, I can see it now... That'd be adorable..." She smiles sweetly at the idea of reading her children and grandchildren a story.Actions>I mean... Why not both?>Please? Come on, it'd be fun with just me...>I think Charlemagne is too tough to convince him to listen to a bedtime story. Just saying.>Just do it to Charlemagne, ok?>...That sounds childish, no.>...Only if you can get me some cookies please.>If you want, I can be in my kobold form.>Sorry... But I'm going to be sleeping away from you. In fact, I'll be meditating...>I love you too, mom. Kiss her!>Write-in
>>918530>Sorry... But I'm going to be sleeping away from you. In fact, I'll be meditating...>Just do it to Charlemagne, ok?
>>918530>Sorry... But I'm going to be sleeping away from you. In fact, I'll be meditating...>I love you too, mom. Kiss her!
"Sorry, but I'll be sleeping away from you. In fact, I'll be meditating. Just do it to Charlemagne, ok?"You give her a kiss on the cheek, and she seems disappointed...Relations with Karestina: Infinite-1 Point from disappointment.End Result: Infinite"Oh, Ren... Well, I'll see if Charlemagne wants a bed time story..."She seems disappointed..."Alright mom. I hope you have fun.""...Well, just get to bed at a good time ok? I love you.""I know.""...Now, can you help me come up with arguments to get your son to listen to my bedtime stories? I need to at least embarrass one of my children.""Come on. I'm not embarrassed.""Oh, really? Well, that's great..."You land at camp, say hi to Charlemagne, and begin to relax...Your mom tries to read a bedtime story to Charlemagne.Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if that works.Additional +3 if as Karestina you can give Charlemagne good arguments to relax and let you read a story to him.+1 if you can treat him like a little child.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>918549
Also anons, relationships go on a scale of -100 to 100, 100 being highest possible, and -100 being lowest possible. It sometimes will gravitate to a certain point, and will not always be used, and will be used quite rarely.And no, it's not this easy to decrease or increase it, I just wanted a quick example.
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>918549>Relations with Karestina: InfiniteBEST MOMESTMOM>It's good for morale and morale is important for our adorable little soldierPinch his cheek when we say this
15+9=24Great Success!"Oh, little Charlie, how would you like a bed time story? It's good for morale, and morale is important for my adorable little soldier..." You say, and pinch his cheek in your dragon form. Children are so adorable..."Well, I mean... I'm a grown man..." He seems embarrassed, and is blushing..."Your only, what... Two? You won't be a child forever, you know."Roll me a 1d20+5 to make him succumb.Additional +2 if you can come up with a better name then Charlie that sounds motherly.Additional +2 if you can be even more motherly.Also anons, just saying...I fucking love writing with Karestina, makes everything more sweet and happy.
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>918564
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>918564Why do you think I say she's best mom?It's the truth.Anyone that disagrees a shit.>Come on my little Magne(pronounced like a combined version of man and Maine). Come on let me try to fuck you in or something. Rub him on the head like the child he truly is.
>>918573>FuckTuckI will strangle autocorrect I swear on my name.
>>918573>fuck you in or somethingWe need to have a talk anon.And I mean now.
>>918579I hate autocorrect.BRB getting bleach.
You rub him on the head."Come on my little Mange, let me tuck you in.""Well... I mean..."You rub him on the head, pick up him, and put him by your wing."Let's begin at... Oh, page on. You'll like this book, dear... It has fantasy, adventure, dragons..."You make sure to get a blanket and cover your grandchild in it, and extend a wing over him to make sure he feels safe.Meanwhile, as Ren, you are trying to meditate and avoid being a child and getting a book read to you.Roll me a 1d20+4 to meditate.Additional +3 if you can resist the urge to be with your mother.+1 if you can meditate on wise words.>>918588Alright, IncestAnon. Just don't tumble your son or daughter or anything, that might get weird.
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>918592
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>918592>IncestAnonThe irony isn't lost on me that this is what I'm called and I personally hate incest.Also I remember we could ascend by eating gods.There are gods that support incest iirc.Would anyone miss them.Just saying maybe killing them would be a mercy to the world.>We cannot spend time with mother for now. The tree that grows near it's parent shall die in the darkness.
18+8=26Amazing Success!You meditate, trying to avoid spending time with your mother...You succeed, and meditate over the night... Your mind feels quite relaxed and calm but you are tired as fuck...You have gained progress to leveling up Wisdom and Insight!And no, I'm not telling you how much more it'll take.You get up, and yawn... Man, your tired...You quickly fall asleep next to your mom... And feel a cold leatherly wing drag you closer to your mom, comfortably...Elizabeth has upgraded anons!Choose one.>Upgrade Mutation!>Stable Mutation!>Unstable Mutation!>Ultra Unstable Mutation!
>>918604>Ultra Unstable Mutation!What could possibly go wrong?
Ultra Unstable mutation?Alright, I guess.Roll me a 1d50
Rolled 41 (1d50)>>918613May Jew Sensei guide my dice
41Liz now has Soft Scales.Liz's scales are more or less like skin now, rather then actual hard scales. This increases her dexterity by +2, but decreases her HP and Armor.She is now able to take damage from a huge concentration of small-arm fire.She is also able to move and fly faster.You return to reality, and yawn... Your mom holding you close, and Charlemagne on the other side...Now, what to do today...Actions>...Just uh stay here a little more. It's comfy.>Enslave the town?>Enslave Seoul, the capital!>Visit Sun Jiang?>Write-in
>>918624>Enslave the town?Except Sun JiangAnd what is wisdom for actively?It helps us become a philosopher.Could it help us with battle tactics and make us like Sun Tzu.
>>918629I'll answer that in the morning, seeing as I need sleep.You decide to enslave the town, and you bring your mother along for part two...Roll me a 1d20+8 to make a dramatic entry.Additional +2 if you can angrily demand their slavery or else.+2 if you can threaten getting your mom, and why it's worse to be enslaved by her.If you do both of these, it's an autosucess.
Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>918638>I'm tired of this shit. If you all don't become my slaves or else I'll get my mother so you can become hers. While my slavery involves more free labor and is just a lack of freedom and I actually don't torture you. Mother's is a bit more whipping and starvation until you die of overwork.I need sleep as well.Night OP.
>>918642Don't tell me we've some how stumbled upon a community of Master Korean Jews.This is shittery of the highest degree.
Seeing as it'll be tommorow when I wake up, do you want to use barbaric for tommorow?>Yes!>No!
>>918648>YesBefore they actually trap us in a basket weaving circle or whatever
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Yes!2=No!
You are angry that you've gotten sidetracked from your ultimate goal...Tumbling every woman in the world?What? No, I don't have enough libido. Besides, that sounds magical realmy....Well, yeah. So uh... Conquering the world?That. Oh, and becoming a God.You look down to see the pitiful mortals, with their confused and innocent faces, and you give them a epic speech!"MORTALS! I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT! IF YOU DON'T BECOME MY SLAVES, I WILL GET MY MOM SO YOU'LL BECOME HERS! KNOW THAT MY SLAVERY IS JUST PRETTY MUCH FREE FUCKING LABOR AND A LACK OF FREEDOM, AND NO TORTURE! MY MOM ON THE OTHER FUCKING CLAW IS A LITTLE BIT MORE STARVATION AND WHIMPPING!"You add in a evil laugh."NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU PUNY MORTALS WILL DARE RESIST MY WRATH!?You glare down at the foolish mortals...Wait a minute...Well, it seems you've landed right in front of an... Orphanage, if your reading this right. Thank God you've learned Korean from your animes.Erh... I think we landed at the wrong place...I mean, we can enslave adults AND children, but I don't want to do that to people who don't have any family in the first place...Yeah, I just uh, I recommend we b-One of the children looks at you."Your a bully! I don't like you!""Wait, I'm not a bully, I'm actually a pretty nice guy, I just have a q-"The children begin to protest, calling you mean names and that your a bully. Not to mention... T-they make fun of your legs...You can't help but hide a tear at remembering the fact your a little short, and you run away as the Korean orphan children yell mean things, while your powerless to do anything."I'm telling mom!"You retreat away from the Korean orphanage, their defenses far too powerful for you to assail on your own.Not to mention y-you need counseling a-about your short legs.You fall back to your mom, who's still sleeping."M-mom..." You say, with some tears falling down your eyes."Ren? What is it?" She seems quite concerned."T-the Koreans said... T-they said mean things about me.""Come closer, Rennie. What did they say?""T-they called m-me... They said I was a bully... T-they even said I was...""Short?"You whimper in agreement."Who said this about you?" She seems caring, but she seems PISSED THE FUCK OFF.Actions>C-can I just have a hug...>T-the Koreans... They're mwean...>T-there was this orphanage...>W-would you hurt children mom?>Write-in
>>919614>W-would you hurt children mom?
"W-would you hurt children mom?""...Children?""Y-y-yes? Or no?""No, of course not.""Oh. Well, there's t-these human children...""Human children, Ren? I don't think humans have children." She seems confused..."...You don't know they have children?""Well, no. Are they those short little humans? Not as small as halflings, but get bigger?""Yes?"She seems a little alarmed."Oh. Well... I mean, I'd never hurt one on purpose, Ren.""Oh."You are now calm enough to talk without stuttering...Actions>Well, I'm going to show that orphanage who's boss.>Mom, can you give a harsh talking to an orphanage for me? They were being mean to me.>Can I just be with you for a bit?>Am I a bully, mom?>Let's just find the town and raid it...>I don't think Korea's worth it... Let's just go back home...>Write-in
>>919638>Let's just find the town and raid it...
"Let's just find the town and raid it, ok?'"...I should come with you, Ren. Just stay behind me, ok?""Mom...""Shush. Come on Ren. You need my help, ok?"You protest a little, but your mom is a little too angry to listen to reason."Come on Ren. We'll make those humans pay for calling you mean names, ok?" She seems more like she's in the mood to burn the town with no survivors rather then actually take slaves.Maybe she'd spare the children though...Actions>...Try to calm your mom down?>Try to make it seem like being a slave is a far worse fate then death?>I think I'm capable enough to lead mom. You don't have to do it for me...>Alright, let's just get going already...>Write-in
>>919654>I think I'm capable enough to lead mom. You don't have to do it for me...>...Try to calm your mom down?
Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can calm your mom down.Additional +2 if you can make it sound like it wasn't too much of a bad thing that they made fun of you.Additional +2 if you can be adorable and appeal to her motherly instincts.
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>919715"They are just little kids, they don't know any better."Start skipping joyously and singing some sort of children's or nursery rhyme. "London bridge is falling down" but about korea for example.
I'm fucking amazed by anons luck sometimes.Use barbaric?>Yes!>No!
>>919743>Yes!Our mother rampaging would be kinda bad...
Roll me a 1d20 to prevent your mom from rampaging.Additional +3 if you can be barbarically adorable.
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>919777Ask mother if we can burn down their houses, full power to the puppy eyes!
It was only Korea. At least we wouldn't have lost anything from it.
>>919829You think she would stop at Korea? Next thing you know, Taiwan is on fire and Japan is shouting about "God-zirra" since they can't pronounce a fucking L to save their lives... which it wouldn't but still.
>>919840I would've payed money to fucking see that.
>>919860We can do it ourselves later... with our giant laser beam shooting head and shit...
19+3=22Amazing Success!You give your mom some puppy eyes..."Mom... Can we burn down their houses together? Plwease?"She seems to like it."Well, I mean, I was planning on doing that... But you can help if you want...""Really?""I mean, you can be beside me..."She seems to be falling under your influence...Roll me a 1d20+5 to continue calming your mom down.Additional +3 if you can get her to do something motherly to calm herself down.+2 if you can be more manipulative and get her to remember that you don't like her being angry.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>919870"Can I has hugs? I don't like it when you are scary"
15+10=25Amazing Success!"Mom, can I has hugs? I don't like it when your scary...""Oh, dear... Well..."She seems to be rather calm now, and after giving you a hug, you think she's finally calmed down enough..."So... Can I lead?"She sighs a little bit."Well, I just want to make sure they pay for calling you mean names, Ren...""Plwease?"She takes a breath, and sighs."Well, alright Ren. I'll let you lead if you want to."You give her a kiss, and fly back towards the town for the third time.Roll me a 1d20+8 for an intimidating landing WITH your mom.Additional +3 if you can act like you are so fucking fed up with this Korean bullshit, and say that the choice is theirs whether to get enslaved by you or your mom.+1 if you can make fun of the Koreans since they called you short.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>919975That's a picture for ants
11+8=19Success!You land on the ground again, with a few construction workers trying to clean up the road you landed on previously. Your landing knocks a few of the construction workers over."Alright, listen up. You all know the drill, get enslaved or get eaten. Or worse yet, work for my mom."The construction workers of course, begin to flee, and you just sigh. Goddamn it, why can't it just be easier to enslave people...So of course, you breathe fire onto the construction workers, and stomp into town. Your mom smashing a few buildings, and you see some infantry fighting against you. Huh, it seems like the army finally arrived. Their bullets don't do much, honestly, and you mostly just laugh at this feeble excuse of resistance.Of course, they've set up some barricades slowing you down, and their bullets are hitting more vulnerable parts of your body, such as the underbelly. Eventually their bullets might sting a little.Actions>Kill the infantry!>Try to get the infantry to surrender?>Ignore them. They can't actually hurt you.>Use a breath weapon?>Cast a scaled magic attack!>Nom them for the Glory of Khorne!>Write-In
Rolled 7 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>919975"Okay, let's get this over quick you tiny bastards; if you want to live on this earth, work and live in decent conditions. Come with me. If not, my mother here needs some more slaves..."
>>920094>Cast a scaled magic attack!It kind of sucks that Liz lost her heavier scales.
>>920107Any specifics for what magic attack you want to do?
>>920126Brb gonna look at the character sheet. If I don't return in an hour just cast fire ball.
>>920126Use a shockbolt.
Wew, I was getting worried anon.Roll me a 1d20+4 for Shockbolt.Additional +2 for lightning puns.
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>920148I got nothing
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>920148>Wanna know why a tv is like lightning? They both have plasma in them!
11+6=17Borderline Success!You cast Shockbolt on the infantry, electrocuting quite a few of them."Wanna know why a TV is like lightning? They both have plasma in them!"You let out a terrible pun. Flames internally shakes his head...This is when you see ontop of a building, a robed man. You pay little attention, until you see him shoot a fucking fireball out of his hands towards your face.Fucking mages.The fireball explodes on your face, giving you a slight burn...Ow.(-500 HP! 17, 500 HP remaining!)The caster seems to be powerful enough to damage you through your scales, and you'll have to make your way through plenty of infantry...Actions>You can do it. Walk through the barricades and surviving infantry to kill that powerful mage!>...If that mage is actually powerful enough to do damage... Maybe you should convince him to join you?>Maybe you can get Quoth to corrupt the mage? Mages love secrets and Tzeentchian bullshit.>...Cast a spell?>Use a breath attack?>Focus on the infantry! He's just softening you up!>Write-in
>>920195>You can do it. Walk through the barricades and surviving infantry to kill that powerful mage!
>>920195>...Cast a spell?Fear and release fear pheromones >Demand their immediate surrender After we do.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=Go after the mage!2=Intimidate!
You begin to walk through the barricades, irritated at them slowing your progress.Meanwhile, the mage is casting a full on assault against you.Roll me a 1d20-3 for how many spells you can dodge. Additional +2 if you can taunt the mage, or imagine what to do to him for even damaging you.
Rolled 8 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>920227Damn agility checks.Our major weakness
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>920227>Fuck this mage. May as well eat him as a magical snack
I kind of gotten the number wrong. I'm surprised... It's actually a -6 on the character sheet.Holy shit anons, that's fucking bad.Anyways, allowing a samefag.
Rolled 5 - 6 (1d20 - 6)>>920247We're never doing another agility check if we can help it.We need to train first
>>920247>>920257ShieeetAt least we have enough HP to spare
>>920271It occurs to me, we could have just burrowed under the ground and taken care of the building he is standing on / sent our other heads to tunnel under troops and eat them like demonic gophers.
8-4=4Amazing Failure!You think about how tasty a mage would be... When you see a fireball soaring towards your eye... You duck just in time for it to hit your horn, and you hear it crack a little.You endure a massive onslaught of spells...-4,000 HP, anons.Remaining HP: 13,500.The mage seems to be confused. He seems to have run out of spells.Meanwhile, you are still making poor progress towards him, since he's frozen your feet solid. Most of the infantry are shooting at the burned parts of your body, which actually do some damage.The mage seems to be trying to escape, while you try to break out of the ice binding your feet... The infantry seem to be out of the way, shooting at you, and sadly you cannot attack them normally with your heads and eat them.Luckily your a massive dragon, undaunted by this... Though it is slightly hard to move.Actions>Shift to a small from, like a dragotaur form. You'll be able to catch that fucking mage then...>Try to break out of the ice bindings. This should be easy enough, but might take enough time that the mage escapes.>Breath attack the building the mage is in!>Yell for your mom to help!>Write-In
>>920284I wanted to intimidate.It's confirmed we're good at that>Try to break out of the ice bindings. This should be easy enough, but might take enough time that the mage escapes.Our body stat is massive we got this.And grow solaires head if we haven't and>Make it rain lasers on the building the mage is in.
>>920297>Breath attack the building the mage is in!
It's big enough where you don't even need to roll for this, since the bonus of being a white dragon is already YUGE for breaking out of this.You've already grown Solaire's head.You break out of the ice bindings after some struggle... All it took was some time. You also open Solaire's mouth...You seem to lack food though to charge a shot, so Solaire takes a bite out of nearby building... It's not optimal, but will have to do.Roll me a 1d20+5 to fire your laser.Additional +1 if you can think about how tasty mages are well-singed.+2 if you can find a way to get Solaire some more tasty food to charge a bigger and better shot!
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>920334
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>920334We'll use our other heads to eat anything nearby.We share the same stomach so it should work.And I expect it to be more tender.Mages don't work out after all.
18+8=26Good Success!You heads snap and eat at anything nearby that moves... Or doesn't, and Solaire begins to charge. You feel quite warm, and he fires a red-hot laser shot into the building, causing a huge explosion.The mage is sent flying out of the building, straight towards you...How well timed.Actions>...Catch him while he flies?>Nom him.>Wait carefully... And flick your claw into him. He'll either be cut in half or sent flying.>Just let him hit the ground and skid.>...Time for baseball practice. Get your tail ready...>Move on. This is petty...>Cast a spell on him, or use a breath attack?>Write-In
>>920368>...Catch him while he flies?
>>920368>Cast a spell on him, or use a breath attack?Fireball on just him Because overkill
You cast a fireball just on him...Which phases through him.It seems the mage had ONE MORE trick up his sleeve... But since you've detected it, you look around just for the mage... Who seems to be running quite urgently to a car.So of course, you cast a fireball at the fleeing mage. His decoy didn't exactly work...Roll me a 1d20+3 (-2 to being surprised!) to blow a mage to smithereens.Additional +1 if you can insult the mage, or show respect to him actually doing quite a bit of damage.
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>920422>I'd say something witty but I won't waste it on a dead man like you.Fireball is scaled right?
>>920427Oh yeah.19+4=23Good Success!You cast a scaled fireball to the car... Which explodes before the Mage can even get to it. He's sent flying into a wall, and slumps over..He's not exactly "dead dead", but definitely dying slowly.You however, have a rather good idea...Actions>Use necromancy on the mage? Undead mages when?>Nom the nearly dead mage.>Crush the dead mage.>You feel like adding extra gore to your gore. Fireball RIGHT on him.>You know, he fought well. Use necrotic healing on him and leave.>Insert brutal kill here?>Grab him, heal him... But put him on your back and enslave him. He'll either be your slave, or your mother's slave.>His slow death is of no concern to you. Keep moving.>Write-in
>>920453>Use necromancy on the mage? Undead mages when?Gotta love blackguards.
Anyways, waiting fifteen minutes since I'm exercising.
>>920453>Nom the nearly dead mage.We might get magic from eating him since he's so rich in magical energy.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Resurrect!2=Nom!>>920491Also, I'm going to steal this idea, so consider eating mages a way to gain magic and upgrade magic.
>>920563So I'm going to bully you more.Any other anons remember that OP wrote a NSFW scene between stojan in his werewolf form and ivanka?Remember the cringe afterwards?
You grab him, lift him up... And swallow.Tasty.You burp, and feel Khorne laugh evilly as he has another soul (this time a spellcaster!) to play with.You also feel a little weird...Choose one anon!>Learn Ice Binding: Keep an enemy in place and freeze their hands and legs! This is a spell in the Frostomancy tree!>Learn Decoy: Summon a clone of your self to do something extremely specific!>Upgrade Firebolt to Fireball: Throw a large ball of fire, which causes a huge explosion!
>>920577I'm just going to hide your posts involving that, since I don't need to cringe internally or externally.
>>920581>Learn Decoy: Summon a clone of your self to do something extremely specific!
>>920581>Learn Ice Binding: Keep an enemy in place and freeze their hands and legs! This is a spell in the Frostomancy tree!I assume as a frost dragon we'd have an affinity for this magic tree.>>920588Under one of OPs major regrets
>>920581>Learn Decoy: Summon a clone of your self to do something extremely specific!I got the idea from eating stuff like the magical orbs.
>>920596Oh you have no idea. Also, Ice Bindings scaled would actually in theory make slavery even easier.>>920605Yeah, it makes sense that powerful spellcasters would upgrade you.You learn how to summon a decoy! It cannot fight, speak or do anything but do actions and move around. It does make a perfect body double of you though. It is also an illusion.You burp a little bit, and move onto rampaging around the city, biting, eating, crushing, and generally causing mayhem, enslaving those who flee or surrender.The city is 30% destroyed, and 10% enslaved.After a bit, you see some tanks driving towards you...Tanks are always an essential part of a healthy draconic breakfast.Actions.>Nom tanks, just like the good old times.>Use a breath attack?>Pheromones?>Cast magic! This is actually quite fun!>Just ignore them and move on.>...You know what would be fun? Hijacking a tank. Shift to a smaller form?>Bodyslam the tanks into the pavement and continue on.>Write-in
>>920634>Write-inBuild a tank pyramid / house of cards, for fun.
>>920634>Nom tanks, just like the good old times.Decoy should come in handy with multitasking and character interaction, as long as it's not tumbling. It could also be used for protection purposes like against assassinations.
>>920634So how complicated can the actions be?>Nom tanks, just like the good old times.
After grabbing the tanks and disabling their treads, you begin to stack them up like a pyramid. You then bite down on them, and swallow. Tasty. Tanks... God, mortals don't kn-You feel a few explosions on your back, and see that a few jets have been firing on you. -500 HP, remaining HP is 11,000.God, Jets are annoying. Too fast for you to actually nom or catch up to you...Actions>Burrow underground so they can't do any damage!>Use a breath attack when they come around for another pass?>Tolerate their bombardment and continue on!>Throw buildings at them. Let's see them try to dodge that.>Try to chase after them in the air!>Cast a spell?>Pheromones somehow?>Take cover from the jets!>Write-in>>920669They cannot do anything, as they're an illusion, but you can make them pretend to do things. They can only speak words you tell them to say before-hand, and they cannot remember anything past a single sentence
>>920678>Burrow underground so they can't do any damage!
>>920678Wow that sounds useless for most things.Can't even really interact with characters.>Burrow underground so they can't do any damage!
>>920690It can be upgraded, you know.You burrow underground, and a few more bombs hit overhead. They cannot target you underground, and you move beneath the city...Actions>...Wait for the jets to focus on your mother and emerge.>You know, your big enough to eat buildings. Do this for a bit, just to do some more damage to the town.>...You know, why not cause that orphanage earlier that called you mean names suddenly get eaten or fall underground? Sure would be a shame.>Move beneath the streets, grab buildings, and drag them underground and try to enslave the residents.>Tunnel to Sun Jiang's residence?>Wait... The jets would focus on your mother... Emerge to protect your mom from jets!>Write-In
>>920710>...Wait for the jets to focus on your mother and emerge.
>>920710I know but right now it is useless.It's a fair observation.>Wait... The jets would focus on your mother... Emerge to protect your mom from jets!All who harm best mom must perish.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Go after the jets to protect best mom.2=Wait for them to focus on your mom!
>>920731It's not completely useless. Like that time we went to America and were beset by Elves. A decoy like this could prove very useful.
You wait for the jets to focus on your mom, and you emerge...You seem to have some quiet time, and decide to enslave...Or you know, you could help your mom, who's struggling against the jets attacking her.Your inner Khornate though wants you to rampage, kill, eat, destroy.Actions>Destroy and kill! Blood for the Blood God!>Enslave! You have some peace and quiet!>Go help your mom!>This is good enough. Get your mom and leave.>Write-In
>>920745It would be a very obvious illusion.Bullets go right through it.>>920760>Go help your mom!
>>920770Bullets that don't hit us, Liz or anyone else with us. That's the whole point of having a double.>>920760>Go help your mom!
>>920800The illusion in and of itself would be a very minor distraction.At most a few minutes.It'll probably be better upgraded though
You decide to go help your mom...Of course, the jets don't exactly see you sneaking up on them... You have the element of surprise, but you need to think of a way to actually down them...Actions>...Cast a spell!>Try to catch up with them! (Agility, HARD)>Throw buildings at them?>Use a decoy?>...Maybe you can get Smaug to help. He has a combat form, and no doubt at least a little faster then you.>Get Quoth to help?>Eat some nearby buildings and people to charge up another laser shot!>Write-in
>>920814That's the fucking point. Have a decoy step out of the car first, get shot and reveal that there's a threat. The way it is now is suitable for just that.>>920817>...Cast a spell!
>>920830Know what spell you want to use anon?
>>920841Shock bolt would probably be the best one to take out insanely fast jets.
Roll me a 1d20+4 to shock jets.Additional +1 if you can think vengeful thoughts about people hurting your mom.
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>920877We will do to them what Japan did to China in WW2
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>920830You know we haven't been ambushed by elves in a long time.I wonder why.>>920877Did the Elven Dominion realize attacking us directly is pointless?
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>920877
>>920890I can't say anything, sorry anon.Critical Success!You aim carefully... And squeeze out a lightning bolt, exploding one of the jets, sending lightning into the others... Which all explode mid-air.Cool.Of course, you move onto enslaving the town after crushing it's weak defenses...Roll me a 1d20+7 for how many slaves you get!Additional +3 if you can threaten and force people!Additional +2 if you can think about how to deal with people who run or refuse to be enslaved.
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>920912Nice
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>920912Threaten to take away all their rice.And kimchi too
Allowing a samefag if you can be a little more intimidating.
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>920912
14+7=21Success!You enslave quite a bit of the town, and get your mom, and leave the town to fly back home...Hold on... Aren't you forgetting something?You have gotten 600 Slaves, and your mom has gotten 900 Slaves!Actions>Go back for Mr. Sun Jiang.>You should attack Seoul to help the Russian Division.>Fly back home, finally...>Ask your mom why she takes slaves?>Hey... Just curious. Why do we like enslaving people?'>So, 300 slaves for Renexizia, and 300 slaves for Elizabeth? Does that sound good?>Write-In
>>921013>You should attack Seoul to help the Russian Division.
>>921013>Fly back home, finally...
>>921013>Go back for Mr. Sun Jiang.
Going to wait twenty-five minutes until anons can decide what they want to do.Feel free to argue.
We got what we came here for. We may as well go home and leave Charlemagne, soon in command of the Russian division, to subdue Korea.
>>921029If we help the Russian Division, we can avoid losses to our loyal troops and speed up the conquest.As to Mr. sun; he'll still be where he is if we ever want to learn more.
>>921013I'll switch to this>You should attack Seoul to help the Russian Division.We should update our military tactics when we get back.
"Hey, mom? I'm going to go attack Seoul...""Dear, your hurt... Is that really wise?""Mom, I'm fine.""But you have all these nasty cuts and burns... You should rest a while, sweet drake.""Mooo-""Please? I don't want you attacked by more of those silvery birds." Her face is that of genuine motherly concern.Actions>I mean... Alright, I'll rest for a single night mom...>Please? Pretty please?>You can't tell me what to do mom.>If you want, you can do it for me.>We can do it together, mom.>If you let me do it, I promise I won't get hurt, and you'll have even more grandchildren in the future, ok?>Write-in
>>921109>If you let me do it, I promise I won't get hurt, and you'll have even more grandchildren in the future, ok?Wtf. Did Ren just turn into a cow?
>>921109>If you let me do it, I promise I won't get hurt, and you'll have even more grandchildren in the future, ok?>>921132Nope, he was just stretching the word mom out and got cut off.
>>921132Maybe Ren should stop tumbling cows anon.I mean, Chrysoula."If you let me do it, I promise I won't get hurt, and you'll have even more grandchildren in the future.""...I can't have grandchildren if your killed, Ren..."Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can get your mom to let you go.Additional +3 if you can HYPE up how many grandchildren she'll have, and how varied they'd be.+2 if you can be adorable.
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>921158>Come on it'll be like 10 more grandchildren. Half dragons, dragon-blooded, full dragons and all different colors. Like a rainbow.
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>921158>I promise to sire at least 18 children and to nurture them all so they're all paragons of somethingeach in their own ways.
16+8=24Good Success!"Come on. It'll be between 10 and 18 more children. Different colors, half-dragon, dragon-blooded, full dragons... Maybe a few dragotaurs here and there. Come on."She seems quite tempted by your offer of tumbling more and more females for more and more children."Well...""Please? It'll be like a prwetty rainbow..."She is quite tempted by the offer of more children."Just don't dally with any damsels which might have disease, ok?""I promise.""Good... You know, you've had more children then any dragon I know that hasn't lived for centuries...""Well, maybe it's my sacred seed."She seems slightly concerned for a brief second..."Well... I won't get any grandchildren in the first place if your hurt Ren...""Please? I really want to go."She looks at you, and sighs."I know... But your so hurt..."Roll me a 1d20+6 to finish her off. Additional +2 if you can hype up how many children you'll have.Additional +2 if you can make her sound like the best mom if she lets you go.+1 if you can boast to Flames about having more children then most dragons do.
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>921238How much longer do we have until she goes back to her world?
>>921244A week or two anon.
14+6=20Success!"Come on. I'll be fine.""...Just.. Well, don't get hurt or anything, ok?""I promise."She gives you a kiss on the cheek."...Well, do you want me to meet you back home?"Actions>You can come with me mom, that's fine.>Just go home mom.>...Give her a kiss and tell her you'll be fine?>Write-In
>>921281>Just go home mom.>...Give her a kiss and tell her you'll be fine?
"Just go home mom, ok?"You give her a kiss."Alright... Just be alright. Not to mention I want more grandchildren, ok?""Don't worry, don't worry. I can get you more."She flies off, and you fly towards Seoul...Roll me a 1d20+7 for an intimidating entrance.Varying bonus depending on the type of epic "your doom is near" or a somehow friendly speech you give the Koreans. This can go up to an autosuccess (being a paragraph about their doom!)
>>921281>Write-In"You can come if you want, but I'll be fine."
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>921331>Ruin has come to your world, death, despair and red war. All of your hopes and pride have come to nothing. Your empty whispers fall upon deaf ears - your gods are dead. Know that nothing can save you now.
Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>921331"Dear new subjects, food and exercising equipment. You may be wondering why I am talking to you like this, rather than shouting about what I am going to do to you.I find however that each man, or woman, 's mind can conjure their worst death. What I can promise you, is that your soul is going to somewhere worse than hell.The point of this speech is simple, I find that the best humans are those that are terrified; the adrenaline makes them taste great. Thus I am slowly scaring you, like I were cooking a turkey of fear, a fear turkey if you will.So I have three pieces of advice; surrender now, run or begin coating yourself in some sort of sauce. I am in the mood for barbecue if you have any..."
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>921331>GOOD MORNING KOREA! My name is irrelevant because I'm your new master! Ans if you're thinking about running away hold up and hear this amazing offer! Become my slave or die a horrible death right now! Yes I'm talking to all of you. Trust me when I say before me all hope is lost so you should give up! We all agree that I want both you all and me to be happy so you should become my slaves. Food and board will of course be provided so come in and become a slave today!
I find these all highly entertaining. Especially the part about "fear turkeys" and salesman rhetoric.Autosucess!You land calmly, avoiding crushing anyone or anything."Good morning, new subjects, food, and exercising equipment. Now, if your thinking about running away, hold up while I tell you about my amazing new offer... Become my slave, or die a horrible death! I find that each man... Along with sometimes unpleasant and ugly women who are no doubt vile in their heart and cruel, not to mention probably a 3/10, often conjure their mind's worst death. What I can promise you is that your soul is going to some place worst then hell if I eat you. So, let me say... All hope is lost, as your empty whispers fall upon deaf ears! Nothing can save you now, save my limited time offer! Not to mention that the point of my epic speech is simple, I find that the best tasting humans are terrified ones; the adrenaline makes them taste great. Thus, that is why I'm scaring you as we speak. Like cooking a turkey of fear, a fear turkey if you will. So, as always, I have some advice. Surrender now, to become my subjects and slaves until the stars themselves die, and become happy and prosperous with free food and board... Or run. But if you feel like making me happy, coat yourself in sauce. Preferably butter... Ooh, actually, BBQ sauce would taste excellent. Just know that you'll die a horrible death and all hope is lost, that sort of thing."You say this all cheerfully, and the people seem quite intimidated."...Did we mention a FREE all expenses paid trip to Sweden?"The crowd seems to suddenly find this deal a lot more acceptable, but those who can speak English realize that your about to enslave them. They quickly break into a run, but that's unimportant. You'll deal with the volunteers...After an hour of dealing with signing up civilians who hop on your back, thinking they're going to an all expenses paid vacation, you hear the army rolling in... And you still have quite a few actually smart people running from you...What to deal with?>Nah, fly away. You've thinned their numbers actually pretty well.>Keep spouting limited time offers!>Go after the fleeing (and tasty!) civilians!>Go after the army! Maybe they have tanks?>Go find the palace of the civilian government.>Go on a rampage destroying nearby buildings!>Write-In
>>921479>Nah, fly away. You've thinned their numbers actually pretty well.
>>921479>Keep spouting limited time offers!"Join now and I promise to not set you to emergency kitchen duty. Trust me this is the best possible thing you can get.""Also coming soon is a grand bath house, by the by, so if you enjoy swimming there's that.""Okay, fair enough, I guess my deals haven't been good enough. How about I promise to not enslave your children? I mean you'll still bring them with you but they'll be free to leave once they come of age...""Final offer, after this I sacrifice your souls to a daemonic god that will turn your souls into demons or torture you for eternity. 3...2...1, run..."
You sigh. Maybe one day people can embrace becoming your slave...But for now, you'll just settle on flying back home.You fly back home, and finally get to finishing the rest of the presents.Meanwhile, would you roll me a 1d20+5 for how well Liz is doing with her hunger?Additional +2 if you can find a way to spend time with her and get her mind off of food.+1 if you can compliment her child-bearing skills.
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>921557Can we just cuddle with her.So one we reenter civ mode we have more things to do.Including giving our slaves more living quarters.It's overcrowded
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>921557
>>921576I think we should also do that. I also want to modernise some of our naval forces, focusing on coast protection and local force projection.
Anyone else like the idea of some bastard child of submersible that uses inboard engines like a jetski?Something that's fast and maneuverable underwater and capable of harming ships and submarines.
>>921624>Anyone else like the idea of some bastard child of submersible that uses inboard engines like a jetski?>>921608You should roll
6+7=13Good Failure!You cuddle with Liz a little... But that doesn't seem to be enough to stop her from eating nearly twelve slaves, and five teenagers.She apologizes profusely however, and gives some of her personal gold blanket away to the families. Even that of the slaves.Liz has also recently been rather... Well, she's been slightly lustful. As in kissing and making out with you usually whenever she sees you.She clearly wants the D.But, you finally get some time out of your day to visit Mikhal...Roll me a 1d20+4 for getting to Mikhal when he's calm and rational.+3 if you can think about a good time to intercept him...
>>921624I was thinking more so on focusing on our strengths (sheer numbers / tech) by making missile based frigates, cruisers and shit.Then backing them up with high speed, low profile, patrol boats armed with anything from auto-cannons and torpedoes to dumb-fire rockets.I think we should also create a single, highly advanced sub-troopship to facilitate... expeditions with some military backup.
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>921634A design close to this would work is what I feel personally.They'd probably of course dock occasionally at a larger boat to re fuel or restock(Or at a super submarine because we're genius and fuck everyone else it's cool)>>921652When he's reading comic books
>>921664I don't think relying on sheer numbers is a good idea personally.Also I think having underwater vehicles is a good thing as well.Personally I want us to be the army of the FUTURE.Using advanced tech and good tactics to win.
>>921689Submarines are for poorfag plebs (i.e. Germans).How else are you going to fly your banner for all to see while sailing to assault your opponent?Cruisers are the way to go imo
>>921689Yeah that isn't going to happen for quite some time.Simply put we don't have enough money for it, enough time for it and I do want to get a better army in the longer term.I would suggest we model ourselves on the mobile infantry (good training, solid equipment, highly mobile and skilled in rapid construction of defences).
>>921724No carriers?We have jets.We could have carriers and we haven't really used our air superiority
>>921729Carriers require that we can maintain a secure zone around them, or else they are a liability. Even then, they require we can support them with resupply ships or that they can leave and return without being destroyed.And assuming we can fulfil both of those requirements, we still need to have a large enough, skilled enough air force to make use of these craft.I find that our army, navy and air-force work best to deny the enemy mobility and utility from their forces; freeing us to actually go and do damage.
>>921757Yes but we can't go everywhere.We're anywhere with too hot of a climate and we're done.We need a army capable of doing things on it's own
>>921763True but that is slightly more long term a goal.
>>921780We're starting to run out of places we can invade personally.Just saying.And also Mars would probably stop being an asshole and help us if we made our army not shit.He hates how we get involved personally in every major battle
16+7=23Good Success!You stop by Katariina's place, while she isn't there.... And sneak in, thanks to you having the master key to the palace...You go to his room... Then begin to open the door.Mikhal seems to be reading a comic book."So, like the present I got you?"He looks to you...Mikhal's Relation: +40"Dad? What are you doing in here?""Just uh, stopping to say hi.""...I see. Did you want to talk about something?"Actions>What? Nah. Not really. Just seeing if you were alright.>...Why don't we talk outside?>So... I just came by to apologize for not being with you at your birthday...>Well... I was curious if you wanted to spend some time together...>Write-In
>>921809>So... I just came by to apologize for not being with you at your birthday...>Well... I was curious if you wanted to spend some time together...
>>921803We've never even talked to Mars as far as I know. Maybe one time when we were in Greece or something but that's it.>>921809>So... I just came by to apologize for not being with you at your birthday...>Well... I was curious if you wanted to spend some time together...
>>921809>Write-In"I wanted to get your opinion on a project of mine... and to apologise for not showing up..."I think we should show him our space work, he'll love it.
>>921827We did talk to him then.And he berated the shit out of us for our poorly trained army.We're also definitely not getting boons from him until we step our military shit up.
'Well... I just wanted to come by to apologize for not being with you at your birthday. I was curious if you wanted to spend some time together as well.""Why didn't you come? You could of told me you were busy or something...""Well..."Just a quick insert here... I just sort of realized none of our kids have ever had a birthday party but Mikhal, and we ditched him on that."I just want to know why you didn't show up... I was sure you were going to..."You can tell he feels a little abandoned thanks to your increased insight.Actions>Well, I'm busy a lot...>I mean, I would of... But your mother and me just don't get along too well.>I was working on something you'd love.>MIkhal... Do you think I just would abandon you?>Take my advice, birthdays are stupid.>My family doesn't celebrate birthdays, actually...>Hug him?>Listen, I PROMISE I'll be there for your next birthday, ok?>Press further on why he feels like you abandoned him?>Write-In
>>921853Our army is underwhelming.Ecspecially in terms of logistics and organization which Mars probably pays attention to.
>>921860>Well, I'm busy a lot...>I was working on something you'd love.Spaceships n shit
>>921860>I mean, I would of... But your mother and me just don't get along too well.>Press further on why he feels like you abandoned him?Let's just fid the root of the problem so we can nip this shit in the bud>>921871It is.And it's discipline is poor.
>>921885What I'm most concerned about when it comes to reforming the army is if it's too complex for QM to do. Stuff like conquering Russia in the spawn of a couple months during winter and having over a million soldiers in a single area makes me skeptic about how much detail we can out into this.then again I'm kind of an autist with this like you and science
>>921917Russia was one thing, but I can handle reforming an army.Besides, conquering Russia would be a quest in and out of itself for fuck's sake. There's no way I could of represented it well without literally having all your troops freeze to death, then anons would bitch at me because that would become a death spiral."I mean, I would of. But your mother and me just don't get along too well, I'm busy a lot...""So you can't make time for me on one day of the year?""Mikhal, I just have... I have an entire EMPIRE to manage. It's hard.""I mean, you can find time, right?""Mikhal... Listen... I can tell you feel like I abandoned you. Why do you think that?""...I only knew you for a single year, dad. I just want to know you more. See you more, I guess. I mean, I've never had a dad, ok? Then when I get one, he lets me get beat up without even lifting a finger... Then lets me just look like an idiot while I wait for him..."That was surprisingly easy. He does look ind of sad though."Well...""I just want you to be there for me... I was certain you'd come. There was no reason I could think of that you couldn't..."Actions>...Well, just get used to it, alright? I don't spend a lot of time with my kids anyways.>Mikhal, I try my best to see you.>Mikhal, I'm sorry... I'll be there for you next time.>I know, I know. I'm a shitty dad. I get it a lot.>Listen... I had a choice between work and my kids...>You sound like a pussy. Get used to it, for God's sake your from the ghetto.>Come on, let's get going.>Write-in
>>921956>I know, I know. I'm a shitty dad. I get it a lot.>Mikhal, I'm sorry... I'll be there for you next time.>Come on, let's get going.iirc one anon wanted to avoid the party because katariina was there.Sounds like some weak shit.Something a beta would say
>>921956>Mikhal, I'm sorry... I'll be there for you next time.>Come on, let's get going.>conquering Russia would be a quest in and out of itself for fuck's sakeGoing off of that, I had an idea for a possible quest. Similar to conquistador quest but as a Roman governor on the frontier. Assuming you know enough about that period in history and what not.
>>921966Oh yes, let us let our son find out that we raped in his mother and caused his birth before leaving him by causing her to have a god damn panic attack. If not worse.
>>921982Depends on which frontier, anon."I know, I know. I'm a shitty dad. I get it a lot. I'm sorry about it Mikhal, and I'll be there for you next time."He looks uncertain about taking you by your word..."I mean... If you can actually make it next time...""Come on then Mikhal. Why don't we go somewhere?""Like?"Actions>The laboratory?>Let's go see a movie...>Let's get some ice cream.>Why don't we take your older sister Maria with us? I rarely talk to her.>I was just curious... Do you want me to tell you how you were conceived?>Write-In
>>921991He's going to find out eventually ya know.We could actually explain that hmm..We were under the effects of a rage inducing artifact?Seems like something important.We honestly can't be forgetting that the Elven Dominion plan to get into contact with him.Or that his mother plans to tell him eventually.This isn't something we can put off forever.So let's be mature and ya know.Own up to our mistakes and shortcomings?
>>921991Oh and I forgot to mention.She EXPECTED us to come.Surprisingly enough.>>922010>The laboratory?This isn't the time yet though.Maybe after we've spent some time with him.
>>922010>The laboratory?There would be a lot of stuff to choose from. Rome stretched from Scotland to Iraq and has hundreds of years of history. Stuff like that could be selected during the initial character creation.
>>922037The entire idea was that she was accepting that you were going to be there and she would be in the back drinking a little bit to calm her nerves. Not outright acceptance, mind you.>>922051That's an idea..."Well... Let's go to the laboratory..."You take him to the rockets you were making, and your careful to avoid taking him past any of the cells holding people, and just take him down a blank sterile hallway...Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if he's impressed by rockets.Additional +3 if you can enthuse him about what the future would be like.
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>922094So OP did you forget to archive the last thread?I can't seem to find it.>We'd be exploring the galaxy with this stuff. Going to other planets. Seeing the universe and going as far as we can.
>>922109Oh fuck I'm retarded. BRB trying to find it.
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>922094
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>922094"I've seen the future son; people using mobile-telephones, which can also perform mathematical calculations, play visuals like a television and yet can be gotten by almost any member of society, in any class.A global network of these devices allows everyone to access the combined knowledge of humanity, to discuss anything with in reason and yet they see this as normal.Even more interestingly, there was their developments in regards to weapons; self guiding missiles, mechanical soldiers that replace men and planes that fly themselves!"
11+9=20Success!He seems impressed by you sending a rocket up to space..."You know, we'll be exploring space with this stuff. Going to other planets. Seeing the universe... That sort of thing.""That's cool..."The two of you nerd out a little bit...Mikhal's Relations: +33After spending some time, Mikhal thanks you for showing him this... You then hear a knock at the door."Ren? Are you in there? It's me, Chrysoula."Mikhal freezes up."Oh, hey."You rub Mikhal on the head to calm him down."I was wondering if you wanted to watch a movie tonight! I got a new movie!" She yells through the metal door. Mikhal seems to be getting the shakes.Actions>Mikhal, calm down... God, do you have PTSD or something?>Hey, Mikhal? If you want, the two of us could go see a movie together.>What movie is it?>How about later Chrysoula?>Write-In
>>922191>How about later Chrysoula?>I'm spending time with one of my kids so maybe later?
>>922191>How about later Chrysoula?Then when she's gone say>Mikhal, calm down... God, do you have PTSD or something?
>>922223I'm just going to say the answer is probably yes.I'm also going to say it's fair if he does dislike her presence.
"How about later Chrysoula? I'm spending time with my kid...""Oh! Sorry! Do you want anything?""No, I'm good. Thank you."She sighs and leaves... Mikhal stops shaking."Calm down Mikhal... God, do you have PTSD or something?""I-I mean, I just... I don't want to think about her. She's uh... She's fucking terrifying, ok?" Actions>Come on, she's a good girl. She won't harm you unless you make fun of her.>Seriously? Whenever you see a Minotaur are you just going to think "boobs" and "oh god my face"? Because that's a terrible way to get women.>...I even get the shakes when she gets angry at me. Which is never, thank God.>Well, Flames wants me to make her bigger and better... So expect that in the future.>Write-In
>>922246>Come on, she's a good girl. She won't harm you unless you make fun of her.>Trust me she's a softie almost all the time.
>>922233Yeah but he's got a type of Stockholm syndrome for Minotaurs if I remember. After he got knocked out by Chrysoula he developed a lust for Minotaurs, claiming he like them for "their bigger assets". >>922246>Come on, she's a good girl. She won't harm you unless you make fun of her.
>>922251I think that left with his amnesia and he just has a preference for bigger assets.So if we find a woman with bigger assets then Chrysoula then we're good.
>>922246>Write-In"Yeah I know what you mean... I would point out though she is a very soft person and honestly would be nice to you. I am serious when I say she didn't mean to hurt you, and honestly would probably be really uncomfortable knowing how much she did to you."
>>922264That reminds me. We should eventually find a female Minotaur, willing to change her form, and give her the Dragotaur mutagen. Then we can find out how large they are compared to normal Minotaurs and Chrysoula.
"Come on, she's a good girl. She won't hurt you unless you make fun of her. She's a huge softie almost all of the time."He laughs nervously."Let's just uh, work. Please.""Well... I'll just point out that she's very soft, physically and personally, and I'm being serious when she didn't mean to hurt you. She'd probably be really uncomfortable knowing how much damage she did to you...""My nose still hasn't healed correctly yet..."Actions.>How about I show you how much of a softie she is? Come on.>...Fair enough, I guess. Let's get to work.>I'd rather deal with this before it becomes a problem.>...She's fucking nice in bed too. Just saying.>Write-In
>>922293>She's physically strong but an emotional softie. She's been worried actually because she hurt you. She'd probably feel awkward to talk to you
>>922293>...Fair enough, I guess. Let's get to work.
"She's physically strong but an emotional softie. She's actually been worried because she hurt you, you know. She'd probably be shy, nervous, and awkward to talk to you.""...Yeah...""But anyways, let's just get to work, ok?""Yeah..."Daily reminder we must make Chrysoula bigger when we make the palace bigger. Just saying.You sigh, and continue to work with Mikhal.We should get Liz to help more. She's just as smart as us. Just another daily reminder.Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you actually advance in tech with him.+3 if you can continue to reassure Mikhal about Chrysoula and why she's so soft.
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>922341>Well sometimes she stutters alot when she gets embarrassed. No tough person stutters.Now we just need combustible lemons.
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>922341She never really interacted with people outside her family / servants until recently.
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>922341
14+10=24Good Success!"You know, she stutters a lot when she gets embarrassed. No tough person stutters."He seems slightly reassured, and the two of you actual get far enough to come up with bigger rockets...He seems to have greatly enjoyed this, and the two of you leave...He heads back home, while you decide to relax... You have enough time tonight to relax with a person living in the Draconic Wing.Actions>Go back to Civ Mode!>...Maybe you should spend time with Liz? She could use it. Especially after she ate all those slaves...>...Go see Frankizka. She might feel a bit lonely.>Maybe see Chrysoula. She did want to do a movie with you.>Go to see Lynea? She's probably not sure what to do on the surface.>Write-In
>>922429>Go to see Lynea? She's probably not sure what to do on the surface.Maybe we can just put her in the library
>>922429>Go back to Civ Mode!
Going to wait twenty minutes if anons want to spend time with a waifu or go back to civ mode.
>>922484>Spend time with a waifu.No comment.Anyways I'll support civ mode.We can just use an action to had off Lynea to someone (frankizka) to teach how to function.
Alright.You get Frankizka to try and teach Lynea how to function on the surface. She sighs, and goes to her duty while you go to sleep, thinking about doing your duty...A week passes.Elizabeth's stomach (and hunger) grows...Frankizka seems to be a little lonely.Vasura has also insisted on "spending time with you, which no doubt means she wants some heavy-duty tumbling. She's a hedonistic one, that's for sure.Suddenly, at your front door one day, you hear a knock."Sir?""What? I'm trying to get taxes from upper Leningrad...""Erh... Someone is here to see you. She calls herself Rosa de Castella.""...Rosa?""She erh... She seems able to speak crude Swedish. I think she's Spanish, my lord."Actions>...Really? Here I was, thinking I'd never see her again.>I don't really care.>Flames... Who's Rosa again? Do we know her?>...Really? Well, I'd be happy to see her again.>...Send her a box of chocolates, you know. Those heart-shaped things. It's romantic.>Write-In
>>922540>...Really? Well, I'd be happy to see her again.Oh look it's the woman we tumbled from the D&D universe iirc
>>922546Here! Take this!You have gained (1x) Plot Hook!
>>922557Is this another illegitimate child plot hook?I'm running out of places to keep these.We should start making use of some of our kids.The best I can think of is Renexizia.She's actually pretty smart so we can have her into science.(And maybe we can have her replace lorriana one day)
"Really? Huh. Well, I'd be happy to see her again...""Yes my lord... Also, the highway carrying the recent shipment of food for your wife has suffered an avalanche... It may be a day or two before more food can come.""Ah. I see. Two problems that require me.""Well, I'm just saying in a few hours you may want to calm your wife. We've already got the avalanche problem solved.""I see..."So uh... Who's this Rosa person? I don't remember her.Actions>Describe to Fenrir who Rosa is?>Rosa's a plot hook. Haven't you learned anything, Fenrir?>So, any opinions about her?>Let's just see Rosa already, enough dilly-dallying.>Isn't our ex-concubine here? Does anyone want her back or no?>Write-In
>>922608>She's basically a woman from another dimension who I tumbled who is also the mother of another one of my children. If you ever wonder who a woman I know is and we aren't related just assume I have tumbled them or tried to.
She's basically a woman from another dimension who I tumbled who is also the bastard mother of one of my children, I think. Some kid called Cortez. If you ever wonder who a woman I know is and we aren't related, just assume I tumbled them or tried to.Right.You go to see Rosa.So, what's the game plan?Gameplan?Well, general thoughts about her. What are we basically going to be towards her. Relationship wise.Actions>I mean... Friends?>I'd say friends with benefits. We did save her life.>...I'd say she's girlfriend tier. Yeah.>I'd say potential wife status. Yep.>What do you think about her, Flames?>Write-In for opinions?
>>922642>What do you think about her, Flames?
Well, what do you think about her Flames?Me? Well, I don't know. Friends with benefits?Personally, I think we should marry every woman we tumble. It's the catholic thing to do.I don't know who she is, honestly...Actions>Solaire, we aren't exactly Catholic...>I don't know either, honestly...>How far would that go then, Solaire? I mean, honestly... That's quite a few damsels.>Solaire confirmed for Cathocuck.>Let's just see her, ok? We don't need a plan.>Well, I think being friends is a good start.>Friends with benefits. I mean, yeah. That seems good.>Either way, we promised mom more grandchildren.>A couple might be nice...>Solaire, aren't you a "catholic" rather then a Catholic?>Write-In
>>922684>How far would that go then, Solaire? I mean, honestly... That's quite a few damsels.That's alot of women.>Let's just see her, ok? We don't need a plan.
How far would that go then Solaire? I mean, honestly... That's quite a few damsels.It's just the right thing to do. What would they do without the Dragon D in their life?You sigh internally and externally.Let's just see her, alright?You go to see her... She looks up at you, happy to see you...She seems to be leaning towards a hug... Thank God for insight.Actions>Give her a handshake instead?>A hug with a smile will be good.>A hug and a kiss. There we go. Not to mention a nice smile.>A hug, a kiss, and a hand on the ass. With a smile.>Use Insight to see how much she likes you?>Write-In
>>922744>A hug with a smile will be good.>Use Insight to see how much she likes you?Well we tamed a lust daemonette with sex.I don't know whether that's good or bad.
Roll me a 1d20+4 for insight.Additional +2 if you can wager a guess at how much she likes you.
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>922767I'd wager somewhere around romantically interested but not really 'smitten'
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>922788Maybe we should take up concubines again.It'd make reaching the child making goal easier
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>922788So is the reason Liz is so horny because she hasn't gotten her dose in a while?
>>922802She hasn't gotten her Vitamin D, yes.19+8=27Good Success!You give her a good accurate positioning... She's right in the "romantically interested area."Rosa Relations: +50"Hi, Ren. I haven't seen you for a while."You give her a hug, and a smile."It's nice to see you too, Rosa. What have you been up to?""Well, I've been trying to find you for the last few months, and it's been quite hard.""Really? Well, I'd imagine hiking up a mountain, down a mountain... Then trying to find where I live when you don't speak Swedish would be pretty hard.""Well... It was, actually. Ice giants, blizzards... That sort of thing.""Oh. Well, I'm glad you got through them alright.""I must say... This land is quite strange..."Actions>You may be surprised to know that this land is in fact, my land. My country, to be specific.>Before you tell me, I already know I have had a child called Cortez.>I'm sorry I haven't exactly visited you for a while...>Kiss her?>Well, I hope you enjoy it here. It's no doubt much more comfortable then in the wild.>...Hey, how's my horse doing?>Hug her a little tighter?>Flirt with her a little?>You know, you look just as beautiful as the first day I met you...>So... Why don't you tell me more about this Cortez child I've had?>Write-In
>>922818>You may be surprised to know that this land is in fact, my land. My country, to be specific.
>>922818>You may be surprised to know that this land is in fact, my land. My country, to be specific.How did she even get here? Like how do the portals between different worlds function and where are they?
>>923644There is the one in Paris, the one in the Swedish countryside, there are probably others I am forgetting but those are the ones in this dimension we know of.
"Well, you may be surprised to know that this land is in fact my land. My country, to be specific.""Really? How big is this country?""Oh, you know... About the size of a continent.""...Really?" She seems impressed... But she doesn't seem to believe you."Oh yeah. It's HUGE.""Huh.."Actions>So... Why did you come here?>How's being a duchess?>...You know, she does think your a Dragonknight. Maybe try a little bit of Solaire's CHIVALROUS and KNIGHTLY manners.As in be a gentleman.>You know, we haven't seen each other for two years... I missed you during that time.>I'm curious... I heard you were pregnant...>Would you mind if I ask what's been going on in that D&D realm?>Well, I have work to do. It was nice to see you.>...You know, I feel like we barely know each other now. Why don't we go out for dinner tonight?>Write-In
>>924329>...You know, she does think your a Dragonknight. Maybe try a little bit of Solaire's CHIVALROUS and KNIGHTLY manners.As in be a gentleman.>How's being a duchess?>So... Why did you come here?>Would you mind if I ask what's been going on in that D&D realm?
>>924329>How's being a duchess?>Would you mind if I ask what's been going on in that D&D realm?>Well I have work so come on let's walk and talk We can finish up computers while we chat with her.
>>924341We should get a world map and just show her proof that we own so much. Bitches like men with huge... tracks of land.
>>924350We could do that.Just show her a modern map.Also I feel our computers are somewhat lacking.We need servers to store data and such so we can make websites and shit.
>>924355That won't be useful for quite some time. Seeing as the only places that might afford a computer are labs, universities, colleges and such for sharing scientific research. Even assuming they afford it, they'll just want to display text and possibly a very simple image or two.I am not saying we don't need servers, just that we have far higher priorities.
>>924374That reminds me about using robotics to automate industries.I almost forgot that
>>924402Won't that cause unemployment?>>924329>...You know, she does think your a Dragonknight. Maybe try a little bit of Solaire's CHIVALROUS and KNIGHTLY manners.As in be a gentleman>Would you mind if I ask what's been going on in that D&D realm?
You decide to copy Solaire's CHIVALRIOUS and KNIGHTLY MANNERS!"M'lady, I have much work to do, no offense... So why don't we walk and talk?""If you do in fact own that much land, I wouldn't blame you."The two of you begin to walk and talk, and you open doors for her with a polite and CHIVALROUS bow.She seems to like it.Rosa Relations: +52"So, m'lady... How is being a duchess of late?""Well, a little hard. The kingdom next door would surely like my tracts of land, no doubt. Not to mention that Gnolls, Orcs... Not to mention of late... Well, werewolves.""Werewolves?""From what I hear, yes. Sentient ones, holding strange weapons. Like the weapons your guards hold."...Werewolves with guns? D&D Werewolves?"Tis' strange indeed.""Truly strange times. Werewolves haven't been seen in my land for generations...""Well, you never know...""Yes... Now, I know what you may be thinking... Why is someone you've courted suddenly here?""I was going to ask you that... But first, what's happening in that dimension of yours?""...Well... Let me explain. I at first, came here to see you, maybe for a month. Now, I'm here because I have a delicate matter requiring your aid...""I see.""Well, I was curious... Do you have anything that would let me track down someone?""...What do you mean, track down someone?""...My father was killed by something while he was coming back from battling an ogre. I need to know what it was before it strikes again.""I see... So you want me to find the killer?""I want justice done for my father." She looks somewhat upset...Actions>Well, I'm sorry... But I'm far too busy...>If I find something that can help, I will.>...Are you sure it wasn't werewolves, gnolls, orcs, or anything like that?>...I'm sorry for your loss. I bet your father meant a lot to you.>I swear that one day, the thing that murdered your father will pay.>I don't specialize in forensics, sorry.>Come here. I'll give you a hug, m'lady.>Come on, let's get to what I've been working on for a few months now...>Would you describe the murder to me? Just curious.>Write-In
>>924406Depends.Some industries mostly have men right?Can't we draft them into the military?>>924409>Would you describe the murder to me? Just curious.
>>924402Not practical, we need to take advantage of the massive population of uneducated / semi-educated workers under us. Moving towards a automated industrial society will result in mass unemployment, social upheaval, the destruction of small businesses and many other problems.We should automate / mechanise industry in a controlled manner with focus on making sure that all labour has another job lined up when they are replaced.
>>924409>...I'm sorry for your loss. I bet your father meant a lot to you.>I swear that one day, the thing that murdered your father will pay.Speaking about werewolves in D&D's reminds me. We should get Ren a kick ass personal weapon for Ren like we did Stojan. Something for when he's in his smaller forms.
>>924422We received an upgrade to our magic that lets us channel some spells through a staff; mage-blade / staff and SMG combat style, anyone?
>>924424When was that?
>>924419>Uneducated/Semi-EducatedWhat is our school system even like?And how would we secure jobs for people replaced by machines?What would they do?
>>924437It has a very heavy nationalistic slant, and is as good as the American education system at this time since you put so much time and work into it.Before you took power, it was... Well, it was a piece of shit, really. So there's been massive improvement."Would you describe the murder to me? Just curious.""Well... We just found the remains bloody armor and a bloody skeleton on the road. Like something ate him." She seems quite upset, still, and wipes a tear from her eyes before going back to her stoic Spanish self."...I'm sorry about your loss. I bet your father meant a lot to you. I swear that one day, the thing that murdered your father will pay.""T-thank you. Now, we should talk about something else. It isn't good to be seen crying publicly."She wipes a tear, and you put your hand around her to reassure her.She appreciates the gesture, for certain.Rosa Relations: +53"I also came to tell you something... Well, quite important.""What?""I... Well, I gave birth to a child. A child which has scales. I think it's your child.""What is his name?""Cortez."Actions>Well... At least you have an heir now.>What is Cortez like?>No offense... But Cortez? Really?>Well, I see I have another child to visit on weekends...>Act surprised?>That's great to hear. I hope Cortez is a wonderful young man.>...So you came here to tell me that you gave birth to a son?>Write-In
>>924456>What is Cortez like?Wait did stojan and friends eat him?Part of me wants to go back to the D&D universe now.
>>924456>That's great to hear. I hope Cortez is a wonderful young man.>...So you came here to tell me that you gave birth to a son?Oh shit. Cortez is a Half-Dragon from what I remember in WRQ. That means he has to remain completely hidden from everyone but his mother and people they trust or else dragon hunters would kill him.>>924467Leopold just scratched him up a bit when he and Daciana were captured iirc.
>>924434I don't remember, I just remember we upgraded necromancy or something and got that ability...>>924437We could have industries promise to, if they replace 15 workers, find or create new positions for 12 of them.Those remaining three? Government-labour; in return for food, minimum wage and housing you work on government projects (new railroads and shit) and receive training into construction and other skills like mining. These would be used to support our construction industry which is struggling to keep up with our constant civic projects.
>>924477>Find or create a new position for 12 of themDon't we own a majority of the industries in our empire?And doing what?I assume the reason they're fired is because there isn't a place for them.
>>924487They are fired because their job has been replaced by a new machine, chances are they either have skills we could make use of personally or could be retrained into another role in the company. You've spent 5 years doing X (engine manufacture), therefore you know a fair bit about X and could be put into another role involving X (engineer, maintenance staff (and yes there is a difference)) without too much trouble.Failing that, armed forces.
"That's great to hear. I hope Cortez is a wonderful young man... So I assume you've come here to tell me that you gave birth to a son?""Well, yes. That was my intent.""Ah... So... What exactly is Cortez like?""Well... He's a strange child.""Really?""...Well, he's brilliant, but rather then pursue magic like me, he'd rather be a knight and try his fortune on the martial battlefield.""I see.""But maybe it's for the best... I'd rather he not go out and get killed by dragon hunters. Not to mention he has an excuse to wear heavy armor now.""Tell me more..."The two of you walk into the gardens, and she follows you."Well... I've read his journal I gave him. He seems fixated with conquering, that sort of thing. He stays inside a lot.""Why?""...I could never really find anyone who wasn't terrified of him or that I could trust.""So he doesn't have any friends?""...Well, he does have one friend. But it's rather unmanly." She blushes a little...You raise an eyebrow."Unmanly?""Well, he has this stuffed doll which he talks to about his plans for world conquest, that sort of thing. He cares quite a bit about it.""So your saying his only friend is a doll?""...Well, it's kind of cute, honestly... But he just simply has little social skill thanks to being... Well, quite obviously the son of a dragon.""I see. Is he kind, nice..."She seems saddened..."I mean... I didn't spend too much time around him myself. I was busy ruling... I wouldn't know...""Oh.""I hope he is, though. I can only imagine what he must be trying to do since I left."Actions>...He's a half-dragon. He'll be fine.>...How good is he at being a knight?>...Yeah. I know the feeling. I don't spend a lot of time around my kids either.>God, I hate dragon hunters. Forcing our youth to hid...>As long as he isn't an edgelord.>...World conquest? Just like his dad, I see.>...Well, I mean... I have a stuffed doll of one of my wives which I enjoy sleeping with.>Listen... Let me explain this to you... Just because your son is grown physically, doesn't mean he's grown mentally...>If you want, I could try to be his friend.>...How intimidating is he, anyways?>He sounds adorable. Socially awkward people are always adorable.>What exactly is his doll anyways?>Write-In
>>924509>...How good is he at being a knight?>...World conquest? Just like his dad, I see.We should tell Karesteina about this.
>>924509>He sounds adorable. Socially awkward people are always adorable.>...Yeah. I know the feeling. I don't spend a lot of time around my kids either.>Listen... Let me explain this to you... Just because your son is grown physically, doesn't mean he's grown mentally...>Write-In"For example I am actually 3 years old, give or take a few months. Draconic beings age quickly physically but take far longer to settle mentally."
>>924507That would depend on who's replaced right?If they just work on the assembly line adding one part to a machine that's not really skilled labor.It's not like one man builds a whole engine.It's made on a line one part at a time by a bunch of different people.So a mechanic is more likely to understand how an engine functions and they're unlikely to be replaced anyways.>>924509>...World conquest? Just like his dad, I see.>God, I hate dragon hunters. Forcing our youth to hide...
>>924522True but essentially what I want to try and avoid is what happened in real life; massive layings off of the lower classes, throwing their general political views to the left (since they "help" them and punish the rich), causing massive riots and shit.I have one other idea, but we would need to start stockpiling mining, farming and other such equipment / supplies. As well as buying fertile lands towards the unsettled areas of our empire like Siberia and preparing them for settling.Then we just give the unemployed the choice to go and homestead out in these lands while paying slightly lower taxes to compensate for the isolation and shit.
"World conquest, eh? Just like his dad.""I suppose..." She seems quite worried about him."Well, he sounds adorable. Socially awkward people are always adorable. But I know the feeling, I don't spend a lot of time around my kids either.""I wish I could.""Same here... But let me explain something to you... Just because your son is grown physically, doesn't mean he's grown mentally. For example, I'm actually three years old. Give or take a few months. Draconic beings age quickly physically but take far longer to settle mentally.""Oh.""Yeah... So just keep that in mind. How good is he at being a knight?""I'm not sure, honestly... He's never actually fought anyone.""Oh. You know what I hate? Dragon hunters. Forcing my kids to hide...""...I mean, they're good for us. No offense. They've saved my people from dragons more times then I can count."Actions>...Well, that's the perspective of a mortal...>...I mean, that's fair enough.>Dragons are the superior species. I fail to see how a mere mortal could take down a dragon in the first place.>What would you think if they killed me or my mother?>Why don't you send Cortez to live with me?>Why don't you send Cortez to live with my mother?>Write-In
>>924544>...Well, that's the perspective of a mortal...>Why don't you send Cortez to live with me or my mother?I'd prefer he live with Rens mom since we already have ur hands full here.
>>924538Well it's nice to want to avoid it but as said they're unskilled labor.Unskilled being the key word.I'm fine with slowly automating industries and slowly absorbing the displaced into the government or armed forces in places where there are openings or we can't use machines.>>924544>What would you think if they killed me or my mother?>Why don't you send Cortez to live with me?>Dragons are the superior species. I fail to see how a mere mortal could take down a dragon in the first place.
>>924544>Write-In"True but from my side of it, it is a bunch of people who are constantly trying to make me and everyone like me extinct, slightly discomforting to say the least.Anyway, if you need somewhere to send him so he'll be safe, my home is open. Anything else you might need feel free to ask."
>>924552True, I just see this as an effective way of settling the "dead" areas of Russia and such. We might also consider using the armed forces to cut them down, I suppose if we intervene in the Iranian revolution or the war in Vietnam drags on...
>>924564Yeah I like the idea of having them settled unused land and putting the rest in construction and armed forces.If our space program takes off we could put some in exploration and colonization.We have terraforming potions and the moon looks nice.
"True... But from my side of it, it's a bunch of people trying to make me and everyone like me extinct. It's slightly discomforting to say the least.""It wouldn't happen if dragons didn't raze cities or try to kill and enslave innocent people..." She says, in defense."Well, what would you think if they killed me or my mother?""Well... I'd be sorry to you about it, but I don't know your mother. I think your a good person for a dragon."With your great wisdom, you can either get into an argument with her about this, or just let it slide...Actions>Get into an argument with her. Fuck dragon hunters.>...Cede the point to her. To her, they may seem to be heroic.>...Listen, let's just agree to disagree.>Not all dragons treat their slaves like cattle or whip them.>Maybe if humans were more polite and subservient to dragons, maybe we wouldn't eat or enslave them.>I have slaves. Does that make me a evil person?>Just change the topic...>Write-In
>>924570You are really overestimating the power of those potions, or underestimating the problems with the moon. I mean, we can solve it's problems but we would need to do some insane shit like;1) Find an atmosphere, not hard just annoying.2) Create a magnetic field, to avoid solar radiation stripping away that precious atmosphere / killing colonists.3) Altering the atmospheric pressure / density, so that colonists won't die from lack of oxygen or from any other such problems.Optional;4) Fixing the moons rotational speed, so that days are of a slightly shorter / less insane length.
>>924573>...Listen, let's just agree to disagree.
>>924585That sounds fun.>>924573>...Listen, let's just agree to disagree.>Sorry but I can't like or accept anyone trying to genocide my entire race.
>>924573>...Listen, let's just agree to disagree.>>924585>>924570If I may add or put forth a suggestion - we should use magic to terraform the moon. It might prove easier then using science and because it's magic, OP won't have to explain sciencey stuff that will make some people cringe.
>>924602>Make some people cringeYou mean me don't you?Also I think OP said that magic is weak shit in this dimension.Maybe we could use magic to fix it though.I'm not sure.
Just saying, I'm playing Morrowind in the background. Expect delays."Let's just agree to disagree. I just can't like or accept anyone who wants to genocide my entire race.""That's... Fair enough."Wisdom for the win...The two of you begin to walk to your laboratory..."Well, if you want, Cortez can stay with me.""...That might be good, actually. He's... Well, I would like that a lot. Would I still be able to see him though?"Actions>...Well, maybe...>If you wanted to, you could live with me.>Of course you would. Why would I ever prevent you?>Such a lovely woman like you could visit me whenever you wanted to...>Sorry... But I think it's best if you focus on ruling your realm...>Maybe, maybe not... How about whenever I feel like it?>Flirt with her a little?>Write-In
>>924608I think I hinted a little at magic getting stronger over time. Not sure if I did or not, but it says so in my notes.
>>924612>Of course you would. Why would I ever prevent you?>>924620You did
>>924608Yes. I'm also meticulous about how things work but not as you about science.I don't remember if OP said magic is weak but he did say that belief has a bigger impact here then in other worlds. By magic I was referring to more along the lines of divine magic. Gain the Roman gods enough power so we can change the moon. No small feat but to me at least it seems more reasonable then using hardcore science.>>924612>Of course you would. Why would I ever prevent you?>Although you would still have to consider stuff in your world like politics and events.
>>924612>Of course you would. Why would I ever prevent you?>>924620Does that have anything to do with the large increase in draconic creatures?And don't draconic creatures give more divine energy to gods they worship?
>>924639I wouldn't think so. Ask someone (cough cough Quoth) who knows shit about magic.He makes a good exposition device too!"Of course you would. Why would I ever prevent you?""I was just... Well, nevermind. Thank you."She gives you a hug, thankful for you helping her."...Aw, thanks."+1 Relations with Rosa!"Well... I think that's enough about me for now..."Actions>Yeah. Come on, I need to do some work.>Hug her tighter?>Compliment her?>Have you ever thought about getting back together?>M'lady...>Why don't I introduce you to some of my friends here?>So... Your a mage, correct?>Why don't I introduce you to my mom?>...So, your probably wondering what I've been doing since we've last met.>Introduce her to Flames and Solaire?>Write-in
>>924656>...So, your probably wondering what I've been doing since we've last met.>Introduce her to Flames and Solaire?>Compliment her?
>>924656>...So, your probably wondering what I've been doing since we've last met.>Compliment her?OP can we impregnate hydras?And how much longer till Ragnihild or however her name is gives birth to another of our bastard children?
>>924690You can."Your probably wondering what I got up to..."After a bit, you catch her up to speed... She seems quite impressed... But seems to not believe what you say.Fair enough, you suppose. Your life is already quite excitiding...You also introduce her to Flames and Solaire... She seems quite confused, but after explaining to her, she seems to understand.+2 to Relations.You also decide to compliment her.Roll me a 1d20+5 to be charistmatic.+3 if you can be adorable, CHIVALRIOUS, forward, etc...+2 if you can remember the first time you saw her and what you thought...
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>924719Any other anons down for upping our agility stat?I keep getting flashbacks to the tiberium incident.That was worrisome
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>924735>>924719I want to make our legs normal again but that's about it. Upgrading it further is just too much work.
>>924740Not really, we could just take a month and go train ourselves, physically and in all forms.
>>924740We can up agility through mundane shit as well.Just regular stretches and crap.Just like exercise ups our body.You're just lazy anon.
>>924750Upgrade our agility when we're a tank? Pfft... way too much work
Allowing samefag for flirting or compliments anons.
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>924768>You know it's been a while since we've seen each other. Maybe we could share a bed and connect. In more ways then one>>924766Mr. sun is a disappoint
9+8=17Minor Success!"You know, it's been a while since we've seen each other. Maybe we can share a bed and connect... In more ways then one..."You hint heavily at her, with a wink."And here I was, thinking that you still weren't the horny bastard I remember you as. Nice to see things haven't changed." She smiles kindly."Ah. Well, that will never change..."+2 to relations"But I'd rather not, right now..."Oh. She seems to be playing hard to get...Roll me a 1d20+6 for further flirting and compliments.Additional +3 for complients and flirting...+1 if you can tell her what you'll do in bed together...
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>924797
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>924797>I only get like that for beautiful women. Come one let's spend some quality time together. Just you and me on the bed.
12+9=21Success!"I only get like that for beautiful women like you... Come on. Let's spend a night together. Just you and me, on the bed...""...I would like that...""Of course you would...""But... I'd rather not get pregnant again... I mean... It was hard the first time. I'd rather not have to go through it again..." She seems a little concerned...Actions>...Come on... What's a few more children?>...I promise you, you won't have to go through childbirth again...>I'll try my best to avoid it, alright?>Come on. Childbirth is a wonderful thing... Bringing new life into this world...>...Kiss her and hug. Classic.>I didn't mean we were going to tumble, for Jupiter's sake...>Write-In
>>924821How long would it take to make the mutagen to choose whether or not to fire of live rounds or blanks?It should be helpful later down the line
>>924821>I didn't mean we were going to tumble, for Jupiter's sake...
>>924821>I'll try my best to avoid it, alright?For now pulling out should do.
Waiting ten minutes if anons want to tumble or to not.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=I didn't mean that we were going to tumble!2=I'll try my best to avoid it.
"What? I didn't mean we were going to tumble, for Jupiter's sake!"She seems a little startled by this."I erh... What?""You just jumped to conclusions... I just wanted to sleep next to you."She seems highly embarrased. blushing profusely."I mean... Well, I certainly wasn't expecting you to say that.""Do you think lust is always on my mind or something?""Well... I'm sorry, ok? I won't assume in the future."Flames and Solaire however, seem... Well, shocked.Actions>Smile, and say you were joking.>Seriously, does every woman think I want to have sex with them?>Let's just move on. I have a lot of work to do.>I was leading you on. Sorry.>Your cute when you blush. Just saying.>Write-In
>>924925>Your cute when you blush. Just saying.>Let's just move on. I have a lot of work to do.You know we broke the mold when our head mates are shocked.
>>924925>I was leading you on. Sorry.>Let's just move on. I have a lot of work to do.>>924941Good. We made a pledge to start acting more mature and not just dispense vitamin D to every patient we meet.
>>924982We do not do that.I'm almost we do not tumble every woman we meet.
"Yeah... Your cute though when you blush. Just saying.""I mean, I'm sorry about assuming... Let's move on.""Agreed."Hey guys, I'm b- Did we just...I think Ren's either socially awkward and can't ask women to tumble him or he's finally become beta.Your headmates begin to discuss conspiracy theories, while Fenrir just thinks it's part of your "master plan" or whatever. They all agree it's highly out of character. In fact, now they're questioning your sex drive."So, what's this thing called computers?""I'll show it to you..."NO! I bet the computers are sending out radio signals that is messing with Ren's mind, particularlly on the "lust" side! Now he's sexually attracted to robots and machines! I KNEW IT! DON'T MAKE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOUR FETISHES IF YOU CAN HEAR ME YOU BETA NERD!!!I-I think I know what's going on! Ren's maturing! He's becoming a semi-rational adult who doesn't think "sex and boobs" whenever he sees a woman! It's the end I tell you! We must prepare!Why the fuck are you guys acting crazy?THIS HAS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED BEFORE! I'm getting this on VHS!So basically it's anodah shoah?...That's not funny to make fun of the shoah. We can because we're a dwarven dragon, and therefor jewish.You begin to ignore your headmates cries of "what the fuck" and move on to trying to make computers.Roll me a 1d20+6 to make computers great again.+2 if you can be adorable for Rosa in your kobold form.+2 if you can calm your headmates from thinking the end is near. Or just critize them for being immature fucktards.
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>924997>Guys relax the end isn't coming. She's only been here for less then a day let's have some patience.Make sure to waddle when we're in our kobold form.Waddling is cute.
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>924997>Shut the fuck up retards. I'm the only one here who actually has kids and has to deal with then. I can not and do not want to afford having that many kids to watch after.
>>925017Well shit... theyre still all retards though
It seems yelling at your headmates and calling them retards doesn't seem to appease the dice gods.Or not tumbling women apparently.Use Barbaric?>Yes!>No!
>>925017Dice Gods don't like us calling them retard.And what do you mean watch after them.We never did.>>925030>YesMake a note to tumble women to appease the Dice GodsAns do necromancy.They love necromancy
>>925030>Yes!>>925030>>925037They're still retards who don't understand personal politics.
>>925049>Who don't understand personal politics We do?No offense anons but we aren't exactly good at dealing with people properly.
Roll me a 1d20 to work on computers barbarically.Additional +2 if you can be even more adorable.+2 if you can think barbarically about women and Rosa.+1 if you can reassure your headmates or make fun of them.Also anons... Are you actually going to try and get your mom more grandchildren? I mean, you did promise.
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>925063We promised best mom so I plan to try and follow through.Reach for high shelvesThat's extra adorable.Think about tumbling Rosa in a battle field after a amazing victory by us.>Guys there's a time and a place to tumble women. If you time it wrong you'll fail like flames did one time when he tried to woo Chrysoula.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>925058Yeah, like constantly tumbling women and having bastard children...>>925063I just don't want to have another child with Rosa. She's in a different world and it's tough for a dragon breed there.
Allowing samefagging for more adorable things.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>925080>Tumbling womenThat's not bad.Only when we lie to get it.Otherwise it's just consensual sex.I'm talking more about when we tried to convert Liz to Romanism>>925086Fall down after waddling.Falling when short is cute apparently
>>925091>>925080>>925077I think dice god is displeased at the thought of us tumbling less women.Quickly get the concubines.And learn more necromancy.We should also prepare another sacrifice.
4+5=9Good Failure!You are frustrated with the computer and this "server" technology. However, you totally keep Rosa thinking your fucking adorable since you waddle back and forth, reach for high shelves (and require her help!) to get certain objects, and occassionally fall over. She finds this adorable, and smiles whenever she helps you.+3 to Relations wtih Rosa!You eventually get frustrated, and move onto trying to make Mikhal a fucking cool text to speech game for Christmas.He'll love it.You also get Rosa to help, since she writes a lot.Roll me a 1d20+6 to MAKE A GAME.Additional +2 for coming up with a title.+2 if you can come up with a storyline and genre.+1 if you can totally not have yourself in this game.Also, a +1 if you can compliment Rosa a little.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>925091>>925098Having a bajillion children today to watch are when we're already making amends with Mikhail and having another kid in a month is just not practical. We would get overwhelmed if we had another kid with Rosa right now. Also I bet dice God would agree with me now.
Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>925125Nope you're wrong.Dice Gods still disagree >>925119>A tale of claw and scaleIt's an adventure game based on the journey of a dragon blooded man and his werewolf friendWe can totally be the father of the main character
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>925138I bet dice God agrees with me now
Allowing samefagging anons if anons can find a way to put anti-communist/capitalist messages into the game.Autosuccess if you can think about how the story goes.Critical Autosucess if you can think about how the entire story of the game goes.
>>925148Gimme a second getting my plot writing flowing.>>925147Subpar rollAnd dice god gave it to you because it was useless and so you can't complain about your future shit rolls
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>925161Watch this. It'll be better then anything else you got>>925148The opening mission is you as a knight killing a mob of peasants asking for more stuff.
Gonna wait fifteen minutes.>>925198Doesn't sound anti-communist to me. Just anti peasantry.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>925148Act:0 A beginning is just another end>MC is living in a frontier town between the border of this nation and the next. This one being a fascist nation that is totally moral and does nothing wrong with the other being a capitalist den of greed and treachery. This act is relatively short and focuses on getting to connect with all the characters so the player actually bonds with them.Act:1 The beginning>An unwarranted attack by the neighboring country elves his home decimated and everyone but his friend and him dead. His mother leaves him a map and some items to aid him in a journey through the continent to a deep dungeon explored by none. The protagonists journey through the continent and this focuses on above ground travel and watching things go bad to get the pressure upAct:2 Gaze into the abyssThey arrive at the dungeon of plot relevance and begin delving. They fight through traps and monsters to reach the deepest depths to find a dragon and it's recealed that it's the main characters father and his mother a former adventurer. We give him some boons and magic shit and point him in the direction of his mother who didn't die.Act:3 Above it all>The MC travels to a city in the clouds to find his mother who is seeking aid with the residents of said city who she aided in her travels. It turns out a civil war is going on and the protagonists are dragged into it and the they meet up with MCs mother.Act:4 The Climax>The civil war is ended and they successfully gain the boons and aid needed and begin to travel to their home Nations capital to give aid to the king/leader. Their aid is accepted and they get sent to the final climactic battleAct 5: An end is just a new beginning>The protagonists win but neither side is conclusively defeated a sequel is alluded to and it's revealed that the evil capitalists have something sinister in the works>>925198Check out my higher roll
>>925249Ha. Dice God is on my side with a 14
>>925249>>925219>Cough CoughGood enough?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>925262My crit success gained through hard work Trump's anything you could roll.I may support tumbling but I'm not lazy(And check out this sweet roll)
I love it comrade.You make a rather long, wordy, and... Well, nerdy as fuck game about a dragonblood and his werewolf friend fucking up capitalists.Hell yeah.This goes on late into the night, and you yawn heavily... Mikhal will fucking love this game...Christmas is only in what... Two days? Yeah.Rosa seems to have passed out.Actions>...Fall asleep right by Rosa.>Eh... Maybe you should see one of your wives...>Fuck it. Make another computer just for Mikhal. He deserves it.>You think you've actually finished the computer which comes pre-packaged with this game... Time to make it an actual commerical product.>Maybe you should go full nerd and give Mikhal another game. He'll love it.>Write-In
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>925269Dice God is still on my side. Labor doesn't mean anything in the RPG world.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>925278>Fuck it. Make another computer just for Mikhal. He deserves it.>>925279Sit down comrade.And watch my amazing rolls
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>925278Did we buy stuff for everyone? If we didn't then we need to do that. Otherwise fall asleep with Rosa.>>925294Oh yeah check this out
>>925294Dice God doesn't like me using the word comrade.Trump references are okay.>>925278Ya know we should just invite all of our children over for Christmas if they aren't coming over already.Our concubines as well.And don't forget Claw and Hans
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>925306Best this.Tumbles are for the giving to women.
You decide to say fuck it, and make another game for Mikhal...What type will it be?>You know... Something like Ping. But the cursor shoots something up at something... Like invaders or something.>Another text adventure! They're easy and fun.>...You know, what if you just made the sequal to the last game?>You know... Maybe you should try to copy that computer... You know, that game Claw liked. World of Reichscraft. You've never seen it, but you bet you can somehow get it to work on here... Somehow. Though it might be a little intensive.>...You know, maybe you should set up a department of cool nerds and geeks to make VIDIJA GAEMS and work on computers for you... You just need to find geeks and nerds...>Fall asleep now.>Write-In
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>925313I will best this>>925307I don't think we can invite Claw. He has his own, rather large family, to take care.
>>925321>You know... Something like Ping. But the cursor shoots something up at something... Like invaders or something.GALAGAALAGA
Roll me a 1d20+6 to make Not-Galga.+3 if you can come up with a dragony title.+1 if you can think about how happy everyone will be for Christmas.
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>925349
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>925349>Space Dragons 1We'll get tumbles from our wivesPraise from our childrenIt'll be a good time
17+10=27Good Success!Sphess Dragons 1 seems to be a good success... That's when you finally pass out though.You wake up in the morning, Rosa snoring still...You pet her beautiful black hair a little bit, and get up...You go outside and begin to set up a few things, such as trees, christmas lights, etc..."Ren?"it seems to be Elizabeth."Yeah, sweetie?" You shout down, as you set up Christmas lights."...Are you ok? Do you want anything?""I'm good...""...If you want, the two of us can snuggle together.""Maybe in a minute."She blows a kiss and goes inside. She probably feels lonely...Eventually the Christmas lights are set up, and you climb on down...You know, there are a few people you haven't gotten presents for. Mostly Lynea, Amaya... Maybe Rosa, if you felt like it.Actions>...Nah. It's too late.>Go get them presents last minute! (Autosuccess right off the bat if you can think about what they'd want.)>Maybe you should go ask them?>...You know, maybe you should spend some time with Elizabeth. Cuddling, snuggling, staying comfy... Yeah. She's lonely.>Write-In
>>925392>Go get them presents last minute! (Autosuccess right off the bat if you can think about what they'd want.)Get Amaya a fancy crossLynea have the slaves out a large pool in our palace.We need one anyways.Rosa is a mage right?Let's make a awesome pimped out wizard staff for her.
>>925392>Go get them presents last minute! (Autosuccess right off the bat if you can think about what they'd want.)Lynea - a translation book of Swedish to Latin, so she can read our shit.Amaya (this is the inquisitor right) - A small silver cross-necklace.Rosa - A (modern) world map / atlas and possibly some chocolate / candy canes.I'll be back in a minute, possibly.
>>925392Hey OP could we make ourselves a hybrid of a sword and a wizard staff out of ultra dragon steel?
You order the slaves to make a big pool... There's only one problem though.It's fucking Sweden, and it's fucking cold.So of course, going by this... It'll freeze up most of the year, or be freezing cold. Which is comfortable to you and Elizabeth... But you doubt anyone else would use the pool. Unless you like it like this.Actions>Go onto making the pool's size!>...When in doubt... Build a building around it.>Maybe you should find a way to make the water hot enough where it won't freeze... But still be freezing cold and comfortable!>You'll find a way to make the water hot and warm...>Do it underground?>Write-In>>925422Staffs kind of have to be made of wood anon.
>>925434>Do it underground?I'm almost certain staffs made of metal exist.Or does metal just not transmit magic energy?
>>925422>>925434What about something like the Dragonslayer sword spear from dark souls? A wooden shaft with a blade at the end.
>>925434Can we use this chance to also make baths for Chrysoula and another for our slaves?They should be heated of course.>>925472Yes and I like the idea of using an unreasonably large weapon.Our body is stronk.
>>925499You must admit it's somewhat ironic that we're taking inspiration from a weapon meant to slay dragons.
>>925533All the cool ones are.It's either to kill a godMade by a godOr to kill dragons
Magical staffs need to be made of wood, it's in the rules basically.You decide to dig it underground... It will be rather expensive though.Treasury: 21$ Million.So anons... How big should this pool be?>20 Feet. (Cost: 0.5$ Million, but baby-sized basically.) >40 Feet (Cost: 1$ Million, and normal-sized.)>80 Feet (Cost: 2$ Million, and quite large.)>140 Feet(Cost: 4$ Million, and very large.).>280 Feet(Cost: 8$ Million, and extremely large.)>460 Feet(Cost: 16$ MIllion, and super fucking big.)>920 Feet:(Cost: 32$ Million and won't be completeled because of that... But will be FUCKING BIG.)>Write-In for size!Keep in mind, this is sizes. You have yet to add anything else.And it can always be increased at a later date.The price is also increased because it's underground...Just saying, by the way that 20 feet=0.5$ Million in case you can't catch that. But I can't help but feel like I fucked up somewhere.
>>925563>280 Feet(Cost: 8$ Million, and extremely large.)
>>925563Hold up80ft=2 million140ft=4 millionThat's wrong iirc.5x7=3.5So 3.5 million if I'm nerding correctly
>>925595Fuck, there we go. So my entire line of calculating is fucked up.Britbong education is best education.
>>925616Welcome to America then where the square root of pie is McDonald's
>>925563Also>280 Feet(Cost: 8$ Million, and extremely large.)This should be 7 million>460 Feet(Cost: 16$ MIllion, and super fucking big.)This should be 11.5 if I'm doing this right>920 Feet:(Cost: 32$ Million and won't be completeled because of that... But will be FUCKING BIG.)This should be 23 million
>>925629I can sign up for that.>>925630Alright, so 280 ft is 7 Million to spend.Any problems with spending that much anons, or do you want to do a little more?
>>925639That's fine. I don't want to spend too much of the people's tax dollars on a pool.
>>925639That's sounds fine.Math just saved us a small sum of a million dollars.And how deep will the pool be?
>>9256535.5 feet, the default depth of a pool.You spend 7 Million on making a 280ft pool... Rather comfy, to be honest.You then spend another 3$ million on installing dynamic heating... Allowing it to go from "room temp" to either "holy shit freezing my balls off" which is the way you like it, or "playboy Jacuzzi with steam" mode.Nice.Of course... Now what about making a private pool for furry people (As in Flame's waifus) to prevent your pool from having fur in it and clogging it up... Or for the dirty unwashed masses of slaves to have their own pool?You are also building this pool according to traditional Roman architectural style, which means lots of pillars, marble floors...Actions>...Dig a pool for Chrysoula and furred people.>...Maybe try to design a fur removing thing for the pool so it doesn't get clogged up.>...Maybe make the pool a bit deeper?>A kiddie pool for your children would be nice and cheap. (Cost: 0.5$ Million).>Dig a slave pool...>You know what would be cool? A slide. Just uh... Just thinking loudly here. Yeah.>Write-In
>>925686>...Maybe try to design a fur removing thing for the pool so it doesn't get clogged up.
>>925686>...Maybe try to design a fur removing thing for the pool so it doesn't get clogged up.The slaves also need a place to wash themselves as they lack one right?
>>925686Crap I forgot >...Maybe make the pool a bit deeper?We could give it incremental depths like stepsThw closer to the center it is the deeper it gets
>>925726They lack hygiene, yes.You implement designs for a fur removal thing, and make it deeper as it gets more towards the center... You even decide to make a dome in the center having mosiacs from Marcus, who seems quite pleased to be able to have a place to show his art.With that done, you get Amaya a cross necklace, and get Rosa a modern map, atlas, and chocalates with candy canes.Oh... And you even order a staff with a spear at the end, which you plan to coat in Dragonsteel as a quick and easy spear/staff.Now, with that done, you sit on the couch and relax...Wait. There's Vasura as well...Should you get her anything?Actions>...You know, you think she'd just be comfy with a tumbling. She is a hedonistic daemon after all. With standards. But still a hedonist.>...You should actually get her a present...>Maybe you should dig a pool for the slaves? It's christmas after all.>Get a present for Claw, the big gelatinous wolf man he is.>...Get your dad a present? You know, both of your dads.>Check to see if Khorne's coming or not. And if he wants a present!>Get Hans a present?>...Maybe get a present for Vilda. She's your ex-concubine after all... And she needs a reward for her service.>Write-In
>>925758>...You know, you think she'd just be comfy with a tumbling. She is a hedonistic daemon after all. With standards. But still a hedonist.Good thing we can't get daemons pregnant. How s Slaanesh dealing with Vasura's detrayal anyway?
>>925774Fucking pissed that he/she can't actually do anything about it.
>>925758>...You know, you think she'd just be comfy with a tumbling. She is a hedonistic daemon after all. With standards. But still a hedonist.We can just give her a solid day of tumbling>Dig the slaves a poolScrew it get everyone a giftVildaKhorneClaw Hans Both our dads
>>925785Good. Slaanesh is the worst chaos god. At least the others have better aesthetics.>>925793What wouod be considered a gift for a god? A sacrifice or something?
>>925758>...You should actually get her a present...A box of chocolates and a tumbling. >Maybe you should dig a pool for the slaves? It's christmas after all.>Check to see if Khorne's coming or not. And if he wants a present!
>>925805We could hold a feast in his name.Or dedicating a building or something to him
>>925824Jupiter I can understand but Khorne on the other hand...>Dedicating a temple to a God of bloodshed and slaughterI get we're bros with him but he still wants stuff like putting bloodthirsters in our world.
>>925835Oh I thought you meant a gift to Jupiter For Khorne make him a ultra dragon steel axe.And enchant it with an alpha rune
You knock on Vasura's door. She opens up, and seems happy to see you..."Hi Ren. Do you need something?'"Oh... Well, not really...""Aw. Well, it's nice to see you again...""Same to you. Mind if I step in?""Sure."She elegantly lets you in, and the door closes behind you."Know some magic?""Well, of course."She sits on the bed, in a rather charming dress... That surprisingly enough, doesn't reveal too much about her."Care if I ask what you've been up to?""Well, not much... But I have been looking into that goddess you told me about...""Really? Do you like her?""...She seems better then Slaanesh now. Not to mention I like the idea of making people falling in love. It seems nice. Better then a empty idea of just carousing... Which is nice to a point...""I also got you something... A box of chocolates."You hand her a box of heart-shaped chocolates... She seems to greatly enjoy this."Vashura Relations: +80+4 Relations"Really? Thank you for this. It's nice of you to give me something.""Oh, don't worry about it... It's nice to see you liking Venus.""Yeah... I must admit, there are many attractive males here.""Favor any in particular?"She gets up... And boops you on the nose."Well, you for one..."You chuckle..."Well now. Let me share some of that love with you.""As hard as you can, please..."You get your ass slapped by her daemonette tail.Fucking kinky as shit. You love it. Just like your Japanese manga.Roll me a 1d20+8 to tumble a Daemonette.Additional +2 for going into a different form which is big and strong.+2 if you can whisper compliments and lovely words into her ear.
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>925858Dragotaur formWatch us crit fail this and our relationship plummet
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>925858Dragotaur or Minotaur >>925847But he's a inter-dimensional Chaos God. Couldn't he just get an axe like that from nowhere.
>>925870The dice gods apparently love demon fucking...
>>925877We rolled a twenty last time too.I guess Dice God gets his smut thoughts from this quest.>>925875But he's getting one for free from us.And not using energy to make one
You shift to your dragotaur form... Which clearly surprises the shit out of her.19+10=29Amazing Success!+6 RelationsYou tumble her so hard that you break her bed, but she doesn't care...Eventually the two of you settle down... And slump against the wall, your wing covering her and your arm on her side, she rubs your muscular abs... Which are beginning to grow abs on the abs. To add to this, you wrap your tail around her... Particularly where her private is..."...I was certainly not expecting that... " She says, in a semi-Russian accent. Hot."...Oh yeah baby.""...You moo adorably when I slap your ass. Just saying.""I do not moo..." You say..."...Well, ask the neighbors then..." She says, seductively.Using her tail like a whip, she slaps your ass, causing you to let out a faint moo.Fucking minotaurs... Why do you do this, but not Chrysoula...You settle for hugging her for a bit, and she finds refuge in your big strong arms.Actions>You have more presents to give out... Leave.>...You know, that was fun. Maybe see if Vasura feels like another tumble?>...You know Vasura... You could always sleep with me.>Stroke Vasura's hair, and just remain here.>Talk with Vasura a little?>...Hey uh... Is it possible to get a daemon pregnant? Just curious.>Write-In
>>925907>...Hey uh... Is it possible to get a daemon pregnant? Just curious.>Inb4 Yes if you have a relationship to the divine>Stroke Vasura's hair, and just remain here.>Talk with Vasura a little?
>>925907>Stroke Vasura's hair, and just remain here.>...Hey uh... Is it possible to get a daemon pregnant? Just curious.
>>925907>Talk with Vasura a little?>...Hey uh... Is it possible to get a daemon pregnant? Just curious.Eh... I would say no because she's a manifestation of essentially magical energy, if I remember 40k logic, so any of our sperm would die before reaching eggs if she even has any but then again we're descended from Jupiter and are half god.
"Hey uh... Is it possible to get a daemon pregnant? I'm just curious."She looks up with her purple skin and little adorable horns."...I never heard of that happening, honestly. Daemons can't reproduce.""Oh... I mean, in theory if you were related to the divine...""No? Daemons can't reproduce via sex. I mean, Daemons who were uplifted from people, sure...""Were you?""What? No. I'd be far more powerful. The key thing to note in daemonolgy is that the bigger one is, the more powerful one is. And the more human they are."'...Human they are? More morals?""Erh, I said that wrong. I meant that they were made up of more souls... Or were just a human uplifted."That makes sense."...So no?""Never."She gives you a kiss on the cheek, and caresses it.You begin to stroke her hair... And decide to talk to her.Actions>...So... I have this Khornate Secretary that I would really like advice for... I'm having a hard time seeing her. Also, she's fucking hot.>Would you want children? Just curious.>Kiss her?>...So... Why do you like sex so much?>Make out passionately with her?>Grope her just a little.>You know, you are a really simple lady, for a really complicated being...>So... Do you have any sisters or anything? What is it like, being a daemon?>Would you tumble anyone else besides me? I'm just a little curious.>...Hey, just curious... Do you like lesbians at all? I remember you mentioning something about that.>...You know, you should really find a hobby besides tumbling.>So... I mean... Where are we on the relation scale?>So how were you made? Do you remember anything of your past life or anything? Since your made of human souls?>...I was curious... Would you be scared if Khorne was here?>Write-In
>>926009>So how were you made? Do you remember anything of your past life or anything? Since your made of human souls?>...I was curious... Would you be scared if Khorne was here?
>>926009>Would you want children? Just curious.>Grope her just a little.>You know, you are a really simple lady, for a really complicated being...>So... Do you have any sisters or anything? What is it like, being a daemon?>...You know, you should really find a hobby besides tumbling.>So... I mean... Where are we on the relation scale?>...I was curious... Would you be scared if Khorne was here?
>>926009>So how were you made? Do you remember anything of your past life or anything? Since your made of human souls?Why does Ren have a thing on for Khorne's secretary? I don't remember ever tumbling her.
>>926038She has large assets.'Nuff said
"...Would you want children in the first place?""I mean... I don't know what it would be like, having to take care of someone else..." She seems confused by your questioning."Oh. You know, you are a really simple lady, for a complicated being..."You grope her a little with your prehensile tail and hand, lowering your hand towards her boob... She enjoys this quite a bit.+1 Relation"Oh yeah... That's the stuff...""Heh. You know, you should really find a hobby besides tumbling.""...Well... I mean, I like painting. It's fun. I've been using that to fill time.""Good. Maybe I'll see the paintings... But uh... Where are we on the relationship scale?""Didn't you say friends?""You know... Maybe friends with benefits would suit us better..."You grope her a little harder with your tail... Pressing it further into her privates."Now... Do you remember how you were made? Anything of your past life? I mean, you are made of human souls..."She suddenly seems quite uncomfortable."I mean... Can we not talk about that? It just... It hurts to remember..." She seems uncomfortable now...Actions>...Come on, please? I'll keep you safe.>One answer to this. Grope her even harder.>If you tell me... I'll give you a tumble.>Listen, it's ok. Your safe here with me. Nothing will hurt you.>Move on? She clearly doesn't want to talk about it...>Please? We're friends you know.>Write-In
>>926080>Wait a minute does this have to do with you muttering about knights>Listen, it's ok. Your safe here with me. Nothing will hurt you.So I wasn't crazy?She does have past trauma regarding knights?
>>926080>...Come on, please? I'll keep you safe.>Please? We're friends you know.FUCKING TELL US EVERYTHING YOU KNOW BITCH!
"Wait a minute... Does this have to do with you muttering about knights?""...I... I'd rather move on, ok?"You hug her tightly."Listen, it's ok. Your safe here with me. Nothing will hurt you."She still doesn't exactly feel too safe.Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get her to talk.Additional +3 if you can make her feel safe or secure.+2 if you can be cute to her about it.
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>926105Embrace her tightly and say>Moooooooooo
>>926105"I am here, you are safe and all you might see is in the past. It can't hurt you now..."Kobold form and hugs from behind
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>926110Ren isn't a cattle though