>I'm 12 and what is this:Post a name, gender (optional), and get ready for a marathon.YouthQuest is a game about the Anons of /qst/ going to school together. By studying, you can earn perks and rewards to improve your character, or you can join the dark side by eliminating bullies, other players-- or if you're feeling really risky, the teachers themselves.Discord Link: https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU
Last Time on YouthQuest:>>913149Jack finds himself surrounded by desks; it is a classroom, after all.>>913170Blacker Baron studies. (Language, 2/4 until A-)>>913176Glimmer keeps going at it. (Theatre, 3/4 until B)>>913205Ko is a working machine. (F. Math, 1/3 until B-)>>913227Schist walks up the Steel Order Guard, but he's immediately suspicious.>"Who are you, exactly?">>913230Nous enters the pit and finds his opponent; a weak son of a bitch that should be relatively easy to take out.>>913233Azkerina begins to form a sort of transferring... (5/10)-The Pit-(#100) Nous vs. (#99) JoeJoe is guarding.
>>918800Blacker Baron continues to study... (Language, 3/4 until A-)>>918810Nous manages a decent hit, but not enough to delete the guy off of the face of the planet.#99 manages to slap Nous! Ow? Ow.
>>918796>Continue construction of the kit taking into account the size and shape of the beakers and vials and the effects it'll have on brewing
>>918875Azkerina keeps constructing this kit... (6/10)>>918879Glimmer is insane right now.>Theatre Grade: B
>>918887>Now to connect them using the tubing for the movement of the brew through the kit as it's madeContinue construction.
>>918887Keep acting,not studying
>>918900Azkerina is finishing up the transfer... (7/10)>>918949Glimmer corrects herself, and proceeds to act like a madman. (Theatre, 1/4 until B+)
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>918956Snap his neck.
>>918956Hm. Go back out and get fit
>>919214Nous manages to kick #99 into one of the walls. He can't even recover.>>919307Glimmer acts harder... (Theatre, 2/4 until B+)>>919369FUUUUUCK (1/6)Nous wins!Nous ranks up to #99.
>>919469Glimmer keeps acting... (Theatre, 3/4 until B+)>>919474I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT MAN (2/6)
>>919631>It's coming along nicely almost done nowContinue construction
>>919633AAAAA (3/6)>>919644Nous goes up the ladder to face off again. He looks as strong as the last guy.>>919651Azkerina finishes the set itself, and moves on to slight improvements... (8/10)-The Pit-(#100) Nous vs. (#96) AdrijanAdrijan punches Nous in the leg! That hurt.
>>919664DID I SAY STOP FIT
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>919664Eliminate him.
>>919664>Ko continues studying Math
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>918795>Do you wish to be flogged? Your leader has been expecting me, and we have a great deal of business to speak of. Business he looks VERY forward to. Deny my entrance any longer and he will flay you like the peasant you are.
>>919886>Give me your money too, fool!
>>919664>Continue studying language
>>919664>Almost done just a few more tweaks.Continue
>>919670JACK NO (4/6)>>919746Nous slams into Adrijan! He manages to hold his ground.>>919778Ko keeps pushing. (F. Math, 2/3 until B-)>>919798Glimmer is an acting machine!>Theatre Grade: B+>>919907Blacker Baron finally finishes.>Language Grade: A->New Perk: A Man With Words - You know how to read or write virtually any language on the face of this planet, allowing you to write any sort of message or note, as well as a +2 to any speech bonus you may currently have.>>919886>>919903The guard immediately opens the gate, tossing a generous tip of $28!>"Y-yes, sir. Right this way."As you enter the base, you find that this place is a technological heaven; trays and napkins have been turned into conveyors, chains, production-- hell, it's a mini-factory in here.Azkerina is happy with the results-- wait, no, move this tube over an inch. That would cause a bomb. (9/10)
>>920361FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT FIT
>>920361>Wow that was close. Now just one last adjustment and the kit is complete.GIT 'ER DUN
>>920361>Ko studies some more to get the jist of mathematics.
>>920369JACK STOP (5/6)>>920385Azkerina finishes up the-- hmm, wait-- maybe-- fuck it. It's done.>Alchemy Stand - Good for making potions or enhancing mixtures with interesting materials.>>920401Glimmer feels her stardom rising. (Theatre, 1/4 until A-)>>920411Ko feels like she has a good handle of this now.>Freshman Math Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.
>>920461Going where no man has gone before.
>>920451>Ko studies Mathmatics more.
>>920451>Time to break her in!Begin making the gender bender potion.And then drink it
>>920461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM>Level Up!>New Perk: Walking Tank - Dear god, nobody wants to get in range of you. Have a +4 to all melee rolls.>>920504Ko keeps studying. (F. Math, 1/3 until B)>>920505Azkerina makes and chugs the potion, and-- er, Azkeroth is back to normal, albeit a rising problem.
>>920622>Check, check, yep my voice is slightly deeper. I'm a dude again.Ignore the rising problem and begin studying science again.
>>920622>Ko continues to study more math. All the math.
>>920622Start looking for some bullies.
>>920638Blacker Baron throws himself into the next wave of work. (Language, 1/4 until A)>>920646Azkeroth goes back to studying. Eventually, his tower of despair disappears. Oh, and his boner does too. (F. Science, 1/3 until B)>>920656Ko keeps studying. (F. Math, 2/3 until B)>>920666Jack finds three paths he can walk down; there's a math teacher named Mr. Natas who looks fairly weak for your tastes, a pack of six bullies (you feel a slight nostalgia), or a lunchroom fill of interesting bases that could lead to impressive loot.>>920670Glimmer is an actor at heart. (Theatre, 2/4 until A-)
>>920799>Continue studying english
>>920361>Find the Steelfag leader
>>920799>I wonder if I could eventually design my own potion recipes.Continue studying
>>920799>Ko continues studying. She stops and scratches her head at one point, but then continues shortly afterwards.
>>920799Walk over to the six bullies.
>>920804Blacker Baron carries on. (Language, 2/4 until A)>>920807Glimmer feels her power level going off the chain... (Theatre, 3/4 until A-)>>920823Azkeroth finds that he could, actually, find brewing recipes in something called the Alchemist's Cookbook. It seems to not be a common item, or easy to obtain, but the option lingers. (F. Science, 2/3 until B)>>920826Ko finishes.>Freshman Math Grade: B>>920863Jack heads over to the six bullies; they don't make a move, but your attention is duly noted.
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>921036Pick up the first bully and launch him into the group.
>>921036I'll need to remember that then.Maybe I should ask science teacher if they know where it is
>>921050Anyways study more
>>921036>Ko studies even more math.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>921036Show him what it's like to lose.
>>920813Schist finds a man with armor made out of stainless steel-- from the slight indents, possibly spoons or forks-- which were either melted together somehow or heavily taped. He's surrounded by four guards, two with slingshots and two with large staffs. The leader leans forward.>"Yes?">>921045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBIJack manages to hit the only roll that he could possibly miss on, but the bullies don't even attack yet. I don't think anybody could make sense of that shit.>>921050>>921059Azkeroth finishes once more.>Freshman Science Grade: B>>921078Glimmer acts like a legend!>Theatre Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Starstruck - When you're on the stage, it's practically a crime! You have a +2 to intimidation, a +3 to speech, and a +3 to seduction/influence.>>921141Ko studies even harder. (F. Math, 1/3 until B+)>>921530Nous misses. Nice.>>922363Blacker Baron pushes forward. (Language, 3/4 until A)Adrijan...misses as well. Huh.
>>923852>Ko studies a bit too hard, take a small pocky break, then continues to study math.
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>923852>"I am the person your guards faultily accused, then attacked, and now wants to wage war against. I am Schist. And since your guards are dolts, I come to you directly to say this: I would like to forge an alliance."
>>923857Fuck. Shit. Forgot. >"I would also like to be compensated as my companions were harmed for no apparent reason."
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>923852Make him feel true pain.
>>923855Ko eats a "pocky", whatever that is. (F. Math, 2/3 until B+)>>923857>>923861Schist, even with a decent effort, fails his speech check.>"Ha! You insult my army-- my pride and work-- and expect me to shake your hand?"Lord Titanium tosses $16 on the ground next to Schist.>"Leave. I won't give you a second chance to.">>923888Nous seems to miss...but flies back up and clocks Adrijan in the face! Adrijan manages to recover, but is extremely bloodied.>>923927Glimmer just keeps going! (Theatre, 1/4 until A)-The Pit-Adrijan bicycle kicks Nous to the ground!Nous is on his last legs...-Steel Order, Throne Room-Marksman A is sparing Schist.Marksman B is sparing Schist.Staffmaster A is sparing Schist.Staffmaster B is sparing Schist.
>>923938>Ko happily studies Math now with the help of a little sugar intake.
>>923938>Collect.>Go to the Legion of Light. See the leader.>"I have a proposition. Would you like to eliminate the Steel Order today?"
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>923957
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>923938削除
>>923948Ko feels it.>Freshman Math Grade: B+>>923957>>923969(Success) The Legion of Light leader's crease narrows as he looks beyond you.>"I'm not so sure we have nearly enough manpower for such. Our guild-- it's relatively small, compared to theirs. Even with our faith in the light and glory of the sun, their technology could ruin us.">>923981Nous destroys all hope of Adrijan making it back up.Nous has ranked up to #96!>>924002Glimmer continues acting. (Theatre, 2/4 until A)
>>924020>Ko continues to study math, at one point a small insect started bothering her and she spent a whole 5 minutes trying to swat it away uselessly. She continues to study, being annoyed by an gnat until it loses interest,
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>924020>"Worry not, my brother. The time has come for the rest of us to ban together and usurp the devil's emissary. We must put aside our differences with the rest of the guilds and work together. Then, our safety, safety for all of us, can be assured. We will fight for a common good. They call your guild a female's genitalia. We will show them light does not falter to the adversity of darkness."
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>924020Um, grab one of the bullies and start shaking him?
>>924020Keep on acting
>>924020Take a break, rest up.
>>924020>Continue studying science
>>924024Ah, yes, I remember that happening. (F. Math, 1/3 until A-)>>924027The leader looks at you with intense worry.>"We are heavily outnumbered in people and weapons, and we will not be able to do this. However...if you could accumulate enough weaponry, then we could...give it a shot?">>924034Jack shakes one of the guys and throws him into a locker. Oh shit.>>924055Glimmer is on fire!>Theatre Grade: A>>924112Nous decides to rest in the Nurse's Office to heal himself.>>924147Azkeroth continues. (F. Science, 1/3 until B+)>>924199Blacker Baron succeeds!>Language Grade: A>>924305Andrew finds himself outside of the school with a concealed Makarov and evil thoughts to go around.(Some new locations and shit appeared, so if you ever want to know about them, ask other people.)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A slaps Jack!Bully B runs up and dropkicks Jack in the chest! Shit son, this is getting serious.Bullies C, D, E, and F are guarding.
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>924597Grab Bully A and use him as a shield against the bully's attacks.
>>924597>Ko breathes a breath of relief when the gnat flies off to go bother someone else. She continues to study Math.
>>924597Head to the gun shop
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>924597>Deal>Go to the Poseidon table>"Chairetismoús, tin oikogéneiá mou. I have a proposition to make. How would you like to finally end the Steel Order?"Means: greetings, my family
>>924597Continue studying.And contemplate the behavior of my parents.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>924597Brew a potion in the science lab.
>>924603Jack Frost throws Bully A at the rest...oh boy.Bully B is stunned!Bully D is stunned!Bully F is stunned!>>924605Glimmer is ready to advance. (Theatre, 1/4 until Mastery)>>924611Ko is a happy person. (F. Math, 2/3 until A-)>>924642Andrew goes to the Gun Shack, despite her having no real money, but I'm sure she has a plan.>>924643Schist goes to Poseidon's Club and makes a convincing proposal right off the bat...and manages to lean a few people.>"I dunno...we don't really have much defenses. If the Steel Order came down on us, we'd be done for!">>924648Azkeroth ponders an interesting thought. (F. Science, 2/3 until B+)>>924794Nous has something brewing (pun very intended), but what potion would he brew?-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A is sparing Jack.Bully B is stunned!Bully C misses.Bully D is stunned!Bully E misses.Bully F is stunned!
>>925316>Ko continues to study math. She is getting a bit bored though, what with her constantly studying with little breaks. She thinks about going to go and look around the school and interact with people when she is done.
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>925316>I promise we'll succeed. Now is the time to topple there corrupt dominance. We need to all ally ourselves; flags of all colors: yellow, blue, green, white.
>>925316>Continue studying English
>>925316AAAAAAAACCCCCCCTTTTTttoo 3 Freeeeezo
>>925316>Ugh this is too slowAsk the science teacher if there is a faster if albeit risky way to become better at alchemy/science faster. I will brave any danger! The any quest. just please no more studying!
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>925316Pick up the stunned Bully B and just fucking chuck it at the rest.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>925316Approach the gunshop owner"Nigger, I need your keys to stop terrorists!"
>>925316The best one! With the most complicated and impressive recipe.
>>918795Name: Joseph KaneGender: MaleOther info: a faggot(gay)
Manhorse, quit being nigger kike and post.
>>918795Name: Harold HillGender: Male
>>925316> Wake up... somewhereIs this... a school?
>>933352And why the hell did no one archived the last thread?Oh well, I did done a proper job though.
>>925328Ko feels enlightened.>Freshman Math Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.>>925357>>925364>"I dunno, that sounds like a pretty bad plan. Like, really bad. We wouldn't have any real barriers, and it wouldn't mean peace-- just every repressed teenager for themselves.">>925362Blacker Baron continues to the end. (Language, 1/4 until Mastery)>>925374Azkeroth asks a teacher about a faster alchemical study rate.>"Well, there is a potion that increases study time, but it only exists in some weird cookbook.">Freshman Science Grade: B+>>925380Jack manages to get the entire party stunned, as well as completely eliminating Bully B from being a threat.>>925737The owner doesn't look up.>"Nah.">>926475Nous doesn't have the recipe to the Elixir of Game Ending on him.>>927750Joseph Kane arrives on the scene of the school, where adventure awaits!>>929881And so does Harold Hill, the music man who sells propane and propane accessories! (Not really. Don't do that.)>>933352And so does ???, who I assume has a name later on! Jesus christ! That's a lot of people.Oh boy do I love when the player count goes over 6 :^)https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A is sparing you.Bully B is sparing you.Bully C is stunned!Bully D is stunned!Bully E is stunned!Bully F is stunned!
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>934640PUNCH BULLY C
>>934640...Am I a student here?...Do I have a name?...And what is this thing next to me?
>>934640>Ko continues to study. She is aiming for that A so she doesn't have to come back.
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>934640>No. Under a common enemy, we would be unified to a common standard, and thereafter remember this moment of unification. On this, we can build a "barrier" of mutual trust and security--especially against future unsavory forces. If one strays, the others will reign them back in. It's an alliance. Do you believe people are innately evil? Because if we are, this alliance may very likely fail. If you don't, give me your trust.
>>934658It's a rock.
>>934640resume studying history
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>934640Just guesstimate the ingredients! I'm a genius, so it'll probably work out exactly as planned.
>>934640>Well if I'm looking for a book the library is the place to go!Off to the library.>>934686Before leaving I look at the person mixing things in randomly and say>You shouldn't play around like that.
>>934640>Before I leave I suddenly realised that the chemical thrower is still here in a school. And I take it. It's science club property so maybe If I bring it to them they'll accept me.
>>934770...Do I know you?
>>934792>Yes? Maybe? I'm not sure. Right now I'm studying alchemy and I heard about a cool book. You can come with me. Or not. Maybe the librarian will know you.
>>934824Are you actually Aleera or just some anon who read through the thread in the archive and is now resurrecting her character?
>>934843Check da Trip mate.I got all of the 3 Mayor Qs inside.I got some spare time, might aswell enjoy a little RPing.The Chuunis way.
>>934855>The Chuunis wayUh okay welcome back.
See if the schools got trouble.
>>934640Grab the basketball and throw it at the gym teacher in an autistic rage
>>934652Jack clocks Bully C into submission.>>934658??? notices the Chemical Flamethrower.>>934659Ko continues on. (F. Math, 1/3 until A)>>934666Schist, with that roll and those trips, convinces the blue team!>"Sounds good enough to me. Let's do it!"Poseidon's Clan is now allied with the Cult of OP!>Poseidon's Clan>Defenses: 6 Bricks, 16 Desks, 10 Chairs>Members: 20/20>Win/Lose Ratio: 0.00 (0/0)>>934678Okay. (Theatre, 3/4 until Mastery)>>934683Forgive me, what grade were you at on F. History?>>934686Nous decides to throw around a shitload of chemicals to make a completely random pile of 'dear god'... (1/3)>>934702Joseph finds that nobody is next to him.>>934727Azkeroth goes to the library, a beautiful place that for some reason has nerf bullets taped to the bookshelves and ceiling. A sign lies in the front:"NO PERKS ALLOWED"Nonetheless, Azkeroth enters to try and find the book.>>934770BUT FIRST, Azkeroth runs and grabs the Chemical Flamethrower, then runs back to the library.>>935651Blacker Baron pushes on. (Language, 2/4 until Mastery)>>937068Music Man finds the school itself to attend classes and gain perks, The Pit where he can fight a bunch of bullies, regular bullies strolling around, a Gun Store down the road, his house on this street, and the downtown city.>>937471Steve what-Gymnasium-The Coach grabs Steve and throws him into a nearby mat, which probably cracked a rib!>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST TRY TO DO?"The Coach is guarding.
Rolled 5, 18, 11, 15, 19, 20, 2, 4, 8, 6, 13, 14, 9, 2, 8, 18 = 172 (16d20)>>937757>Find Helio and kill him. Obviously add +3 to the first roll for Schist.
>>937757> Ask people in the library if they recall seeing me.> Ask if they know my name.
>>937757>Ko continues to study Math in the Math Classroom alone. She is almost done.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>937757Tell the guys that are knocked out/sparing me to, well, be my allies. Or they will die.
>>937757Apologize to the coach. Bend over and offer myself to him
>>937757check out the city
>>937757Head to the librarian and ask them about the alchemist's cookbook And keep an eye on my companion to make sure she doesn't get into trouble
>>937785Schist and his followers leave to go to the first floor and curbstomp the fuck out of Helio for some reason. That adds another set of clothing to Schist's name.>Kill/Death Ratio: 2.00>Level Up!>New Perk: Double Downer - Your +1 to all rolls will be lost, but now your crit chance will increase by +1.>>937792Aleera finds that people know her as Aleera.>>937807Ko keeps going. (F. Math, 2/3 until A)>>937811Jack, despite his roll, manages to gain 6 followers on his side.>Jack Frost's Followers: 6/10>>937813Blacker Baron feels it now... (Language, 3/4 until Mastery)>>937822Steve...yes. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT. THIS IS THE MAGNUM OPUS OF THIS ENTIRE QUEST.>>937824Music Man goes to The City! Holy shit, is it a great place! There are tons of places to go, including a hotel, a cafe, a real theatre, an arcade, a college, and a strange road leading somewhere dark.>>937968Azkeroth learns nothing, but is tapped on the shoulder by a strange kid in a white hat, white fingerless gloves, a white tee, and light blue jeans.>"You wish to know of the Alchemist's Cookbook?"The kid looks at you up and down.>"I don't think you're up to the retrieval.">>938157Glimmer fucking does it!>Theatre Grade: A+>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>1 of 4 Sophomore Classes Mastered>1 of ? Special Classes Mastered
>>938256Great.Go find some bullies to fuck up
>>938256>Ko studies one more time to finally master it.
>>938256Welp, go study some History while my followers guard the history room.
>>938256Ask around to see if ya got trouble right here in the city.
Rolled 18, 1, 6, 5, 3, 15, 15, 7, 16, 9, 4, 15, 14, 13, 16, 4 = 161 (16d20)>>938256>Kill Andrew and take literally all his shit
>>938256>And I disagree. How about instead of talking you let me prove myself with actions instead of words. You can call me Azkie and you?
>>938256Is it supposed to smell like that? Eh it's probably fine. Keep at it!
>>937757>Forgive me, what grade were you at on F. History?>>938256>>907162Harvey keeps going. (So. History, 2/4 until C+)about here
>>938256...Aleera, huh? What a weird name...That just won't do.Hmm ...Nita! The name is Nita now!...> Rummage through school materials, in order to remember ANYTHING.Content:Multiple books for different classes.A large amount of files related to science, additionally some obscure recipes.Multiple tablets, as well as a large assortment of pencils and pens.And... is that hair? Why is there tissue attached to it?> Level... uuh?> New Perk: Sketchy Memory - It's almost as if Science was the only thing you ever did! And nothing else!Only if it's OK with you, of course, my humble Questmasta!~
>>938267Glimmer finds the Lunchroom, some bullies strolling around, and The Pit.>>938279Ko hasn't mastered it yet, though.>Freshman Math Grade: A>>938280Jack decides to study history while his force takes watch. (F. History, 1/3 until C+)>>938287Music Man asks around for trouble. A businessman on his way to work answers.>"Down the road into the ghetto part of town, but I suggest a mind as bright as yours not even look there. It's full of bad guys who wouldn't spare any bit of you.">>938290Schist and his mates stroll over and beat the shit out of Andrew! Schist manages to find some interesting things, however:-1x Clothing-1x Makarov-9x BulletHoly shit!>>938388>"Simply a servant of the glorious sun. I know where your book is; it is held within the grasp of a faction known for their green thumbs."He begins to mutter.>"Plus, they stole all the fucking food from the beginning, so..."The guy looks back at you.>"Yeah, they have the cookbook. You'd get fucked running in like that though.">>938604>>938608Nous says fuck it to any red flag and just keeps pouring into the now sickly neon red vial... (2/3)>>938694Finally.>Language Grade: A+>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>1 of 6 Special Classes Mastered>>938796Ah, apologies. (So. History, 3/4 until C+)>>939594AHAHAHA, I'm going to stop you right there.-You don't get to write your own "I'm the edgy chosen one" lore.-You don't get your own special snowflake perks.-You don't get to make your own inventory.-You don't get to immediately try and move forward by making your own recipes.-You don't get to roleplay your weird memory loss whatever the fuck thing you're doing.-You don't get to randomly change your name to fit your headcanon.-You DO get to play the game like a normal person without being an autist about it.Aleera finds that she has nothing in her inventory.
Rolled 10, 19, 12, 10, 1, 20, 1, 14, 15, 13, 13, 20, 6, 4, 15, 9 = 182 (16d20)>>940716>Kill Jack's guards because I do need that adrenaline thing and he can always replace them.
>>940716Walk up to the bullies and say hi.
>>940716>Ko is slightly disappointed when she learns that there is an A+ after the A grade. She silently curses in what she thinks is Japanese from one of her subbed animes and goes back to studying.
>>940716>Dude I don't know anything about this faction shit. Just tell me the name of the group so I can make some potions and get the book.
>>940716>The awakened, the enlightened man says: I am body entirely, and nothing beside; and soul is only a word for something in the body. Your body is a great intelligence... Your little intelligence, brother, which you call "spirit", is also an instrument of your body, a little instrument and toy of your great intelligence.Now for the final ingredient: love.
>>940716it's all goodI disappeared for a bit so it's only natural to remove inactive players from the current informationanywaykeep studying
>>940733Dont forget to take all their shit.
>>940716No perk for mastery?>Study English
>>940716Leave the gym and hang out by the girls locker room
>>940716Don't heed their warning and check out the ghetto.
>>939594What is this shit?WHAT IS THIS SHIT?Just fucking leave for some weeks because of job, check /qst/ for favorite quests.And what do I see?... My fucking flatmate, shitposting ALL over the most enjoyable quest there is.My hands are shacking so fucking hard right now, and I find it difficult to resist writing this in all caps.I cannot even fathom which other places he might have infested with his autism.DISREGARD EVERYTHING THIS FAG OF A FLATFAG SAID!Word of advice, if you have a roommate, who likes to go to 4chan too, but to generally shitpost ALL over the place,Do not,I repeat.DO NOT.Let them see your trip.I know you will read this, so listen up!You.Are so fucking dead right now.Expect a long, oh SOO FUCKING LONG discussion after this.>>940716Just as an heads up, I plan on returning once I get my vacation days.I will get myself a new trip too.Can't have flatfag ruining every quest at the cost of MY reputation!So I'll check on this quest later, once it's archived, and check for> pic relatedBecause I KNOW it will happen. I'd be surprised if anyone would NOT doubt this explanation.... I wish I earned enough money to pay of the rent on my own. Than my reputation would not sink any further.Seriously, the what are the odds of a flatmate, also visiting 4chan, especially /qst/, writing in my trip, and being a shitposter ON TOP of that?Pretty fucking low, that's what it is.
>>940721DON'T YELL AT ME (F. History, 2/3 until C+)>>940733Schist sends out his followers in a full-scale hallway warzone! Students scream and run in different areas as the incredibly lopsided fight begins.>>940739Glimmer walks up to the bullies. Three of them eye her...well, not lewdly, but uncomfortably.>>940742Ko decides to keep going. (F. Math, 1/3 until Mastery)>>940753The guy points.>"It's the green banner. Can't miss it.">>940814Nous finishes fucking about. It took a shitload of the storage room's resources, but he finally made a bright green, sickly potion.>>940924Of course.>Sophomore History Grade: C+>>941052Two perks a class.Blacker Baron goes right back to English. (So. English, 1/4 until C+)>>941320Steve hangs out, scaring the females around there.>>941490Music Man walks down the beaten road...and arrives, finally.-Red Light District-This place is full of roughened thieves and brutes ready to kick your ass, and it looks like weapons aren't exactly uncommon. You should be careful around here.>>942104yeah I believe youmy dad also works at 4chan Inc.-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Jack's Guild)'Follower A slaps ''Follower A! He's hurt!'Follower B jabs ''Follower A, taking him out.'Follower C misses.'Follower D throws a punch at ''Follower B!'Follower E misses.'Follower F finishes off ''Follower B.(Cult of OP)''Follower C throws a punch at 'Follower A!''Follower D knocks out 'Follower A.''Follower E misses.''Follower F completely eliminates 'Follower B!''Follower G misses.''Follower H smacks 'Follower C!''Follower I eliminates 'Follower C.''Follower J guts 'Follower D in the stomach...''Follower K takes out 'Follower D.''Follower L completely eliminates 'Follower E.''Follower M just manages to clip 'Follower F.''Follower N misses.''Follower O manages to send 'Follower F to the ground, but he just manages to hold on!
>>942852>Ko studies more Mathmatics
>>942852gotta pull up that grade to only way I know how...study
>>942852Look around the RLD.
Rolled 14, 6 = 20 (2d20)>>942852Jack: Punch Follower C in the fucking face. Follower F: Help Jack (+4 to Jack)
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>942852Ask the bullies nicely if they could lend me some money.
>>942852>OkHead back to the science class and study more.(I am currently a B+ iirc)
>>942863Ko continues... (F. Math, 2/3 until Mastery)>>942865Harvey carries on. (So. History, 1/4 until B-)>>942888Music Man finds that there's a small corner shop for interesting weapons like guns and armor, as well as the large labyrinth of alleyways leading you on to more misadventure. However, in the midst of it all lies a metal door that appears to be locked tight, with guards surrounding the entrance and exit.>>942904Jack manages to take out Follower C in one fell swoop!Follower F grabs Follower D and tosses him back!>>942905The bullies laugh and shove you into a locker.>"Now, give us all the money you have.">>942957Thanks m8!Azkeroth begins to study more... (F. Science, 1/3 until A-)-2nd Floor, Hallway-Schist's followers are idle. It appears they require instruction to work...
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>943010Intimidate! Allofthem!
Rolled 4, 6, 12, 8, 11, 7, 19, 6, 5, 19, 8, 9, 14, 13, 1 = 142 (15d20)>>943010Kill command with whoever is left. Focus on enemy minions.
>>943010>Azkeroth feels a swirl of emotion s as they think of everything that's happened so quickly. And in the end his thoughts come back to the one. Maybe he can stop. Most likely not but in the end he'll try.Study
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>943010Grab the Follower of C's in, well, Schist's group and fucking throw him at the rest. F to Follower F, though.
>>943010Enter the corner shop.
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>943010"No u"
>>943010>Ko finally masters Math. At least, she thinks so. She hopes she isn't mistaking something for a different thing and that she is finally done for the moment.
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>943010Change action. DO that bullshit "lets throw a person and stun 6 people".
>>943048By the way, I have the bark shield and football pads equipped, just so Manhorse isnt confused.
>>943010can't stop nowgotta keep studying
>>943010Drink that shit!
>>943022All the followers charge at Follower F...!!!>>943024Azkeroth keeps at it. (F. Science, 2/3 until A-)>>943026Jack manages to hoist up Follower D, but only drops him to take him out of the fight.BUT WAIT>>943027Music Man walks up to the stand. It appears they sell all sorts of otherwise illegal weaponry.>"What ya got, homes?">>943029Glimmer suddenly makes the bullies tremble in fear; the three of them drop $6.>"Please don't hurt us!">>943036Ko does it!>Sophomore Math Grade: C>2 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>New Class: Chemistry>>943048Schist tries to throw Follower F, but OH FUCK>>943062Harvey pushes to be the toppest kek. (So. History, 2/4 until B-)>>943101Nous drinks the potion and feels his entire body begin to convulse and spasm in pain! He struggles to regain control of himself! (1/4) (Roll d20 to literally not die)-2nd Floor, Hallway-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7hkwbKmBMFollower F, in his weakest moment, has risen to the occasion with an insane fucking nat 20 against all odds!Follower F dodges! (1)Follower F dodges! (2)Follower F dodges! (3)Follower F dodges! (4)Follower F dodges! (5)Follower F dodges! (6)Follower F dodges! (7)Follower F dodges! (8)Follower F dodges! (9)Follower F dodges! (10)Follower F dodges! (11)
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>943114Er okay. Stun Jack w/ taser.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>943114Follower F, use that dankest to punch Schist.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>943114Shit, my one weakness: rolling.
Rolled 11, 1, 14, 19 = 45 (4d20)>>943114Chuck 4 molotavs at them. Mainly Jack.
Rolled 11, 12, 16, 5, 10, 7, 2, 16, 7, 17, 6 = 109 (11d20)>>943114 Have everyone left attack.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>943118Roll to resist?
>>943114>Ko will walk on over to Chemistry and play around with her Staple gun for a moment. She has been studying all day and wants to at least try it out. She fires a few staples into a piece of paper.
>>943114>Emotionless stareStudy more
>>943125>Emotionlessly stares at the dying classmate.I warned you.
>>943118Schist manages to stun Jack for the rest of the turn!>>943124Follower F misses, sadly.>>943125Nous begins to slip away into a warm buzzing sensation... (2/4) (Last shot to survive, roll a d20 to stabilize)>>943126The molotovs are thrown, but one fucking idiot decides to throw his molotov at all the others, making a large wall of fire that pauses the fight!>>943129The followers can't cross the wall of fire!>>943133Jack can't wake up.>>943150Ko starts firing her Staple Gun. It isn't deadly, but at least hurts people enough for them to stop fucking around.>>943152>>943159Azkeroth called it, and to rub it in even harder-->Freshman Science Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Define "Religion" - With a +3 to creating potions and other mixtures, you can also gain a +1 to crafting utilities.-2nd Floor, Hallway-Jack recovers.The wall of flame makes for a small break to the otherwise deadly fight. (1/2)
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>943167"You serve me now alright? Now go get me some vodka"
>>943167Strategically retreat to the history classroom with Follower F.
>>943167>Satisfied with her gun. Ko starts studying Chemistry.
>>943167Look for something to male into a shiv
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>943167>Howl in fucking rage at Manhorse and his cuck fanatics.>REBUILD THE LEGION.>Send Norman to ask the Poseidens to help.
>>943203Also, the rest, have them harvest the limbs from the fallen. Make me weapons.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>943167Time to search for more potion recipes.Firstly alchemical firebombs.
>>943203Ah, make sure to make a vehement speech about terrorism and stopping the scoundrel Jack who assaults innocent students (bullies) in his past time and just now attempted to cause a war, harming hundreds in his wake.
>>943167Cancel the last, i want to find out what the fights about
>>943176Glimmer serves the two bullies and they run off to find vodka.>>943177Jack and Follower F frontflip into the History room and shut the door. Good.>>943189Ko begins to go into the based class of true understanding in science. (Chemistry, 1/4 until C+)>>943192Steve finds the world around him. Get creative.>>943203Schist tries to send Norman out to get help, but Norman doesn't respond...could it be?Norman/Follower A has been defeated...>>943215Schist finds that the rest have piled all 9 bodies into a stack.>>943234Azkeroth finds that alchemy recipes are impossible to find around here, like they've been ripped out of all the books.-2nd Floor, Hallway-The fire has stopped, allowing access to both sides!
>>942852>Go see the fight that's going down.
Rolled 14, 2 = 16 (2d20)>>943284Follower F and Jack: Get some desks and block that door real good.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>943167>>943284Die plz no die only liv
>>943284Go back to history class and STUDY
Rolled 17, 13, 5, 6, 19, 16, 8, 6, 12, 12, 5 = 119 (11d20)>>943284>Followers help me open the door.
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>943284>Open the door.>"Hello, my dear teacher. On behalf of the principal, we have been sent to retrieve quite the unruly students. Students in our school have been reporting several assaults in the hallways. We believe his name may be Jack? Can we please have a word with him? It would also be wonderful if you could help up get him under control.
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>943284Fine I'll make my own potions.Firstly let's try to make a basic potion for healing purposes.I'll have to pay attention to the ingredients and the individual effects they have.>>943291>While continuing to watch the student convulse. He chuckles.
>>943284>Ko continues to study Chemistry
>>943284keep studying(wow quick posts today, I better start paying attention to this thread)
>>943287Blacker Baron watches Jack and Schist duke it out.>>943289Jack and Frank grab 7 Desks and manage to make a secure as fuck defense.>>943291Nous barely manages to hold on... (3/4)>>943296Vladimir Putin, a freshman with a bald head and disappointment to go around, is here. Why? I dunno, fuck it.>>943304Glimmer decides to go into History... (So. History, 1/4 until C+)>>943306Schist and his army only manage to bust 4 desks and injure one, leaving 3 desks left.>>943314>implying>>943333Azkeroth, using his almighty QUADS, manages to get down and work on something that could possibly be incredible... (1/3)>>943360Ko keeps koing. (Khemistry, 2/4 kuntil K+):^)>>943419Harvey is almost there... (So. History, 3/4 until B-)Bad time to pay attention, sorry about that.-2nd Floor, Hallway->"What the heck is happening out there? And why are they busting ALL OF MY DESKS!?"The History Teacher - Mr. Gross has joined the battle on Jack's side!Quest Paused - Tomorrow is Friday though, which means the start of a mega-fucking weekend session!
>>943284I want some action for once without a gym teacher abusing me, i go to schist
Rolled 1, 15, 8, 1, 18, 16, 3, 20, 20, 16, 19, 19, 16, 11, 17, 2 = 202 (16d20)>>943480Just wait for someone to open the door.>Recruit>I equip pads>I equip shield>Followers get in battle formation.>Equip slingshot>Equip gun>Tell Steve to arm himself with a corpse arm.
Rolled 18, 5 = 23 (2d20)>>943480Frank: Look for some decent items, like healing. Jack: Keep the door closed.
>>943495Change recruit to recover the legion. First-aid, whatever. Just get our shit ready.
>>943480>Go to Mary and ask her to patch up Schists's friends and any other poor kids caught in the crossfire.
>>943480keep the studying
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>943480>I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.Live!
>>943480>Ko continues to study up
>>943480>Continue brewing! I feel inspired!>>943533>Hey you're ko right? From the science club?
One more just this once, because FUCK ME HUH>>943482Steve walks up to Schist.>>943484Glimmer studies more... (So. History, 2/4 until C+)>>943495Schist arms himself with the Senior's old gear as Follower E gets a slingshot and Follower F gets the Makarov.This battle just changed to all or nothing.>>943499Jack holds the door while Frank finds a spare non-magical regular bag of lollipops for good students. It might provide useful for quick HP.>>943500Schist finds that there's nobody left in the area except him and his opponent's forces.>>943511Blacker Baron calls for a medic... (1/2)>>943517Harvey manages to do it.>Sophomore History Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount.>>943522Nous manages to barely survive drinking that awful thing, but he feels...stronger. Much more so, in fact.>Level Up!>New Perk: Nuclear - You have been infected with some sort of poisoning far too intense for curing. Your stats will slowly go up, at the cost of your eventual permadeath. This can be delayed by removing sources of radiation, but never cured. I'm sorry.Nous' skin has hardened. Nous will only take 75% of any damage from now on, and his melee attack has increased by +1.>>943533Ko continues. (Chemistry, 3/4 until C+)>>943549Azkeroth pushes harder than ever... (2/3)-2nd Floor, Hallway-Mr. Gross throws a test at Followers H and J!They are stunned for 2 turns...We're done now, for real this time.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>943559Frank: Fucking eat those damned lollipops. Jack: Keep that door shut.
>>943559>Realize I've been talking to myself >"Whoops. Well then one lasted time with determination!"Finish the potion!.
Rolled 16, 14, 1, 15, 16, 18, 4, 15, 5 = 104 (9d20)>>943559Open.
>>943559>Point Mary to Schist's injured friends.
>>943114>"Are you aware that you may be closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a crime zone in your community?!"
>>943559history has the best perksfite me if you don't agreenow keep studying
Rolled 3, 16, 19, 7, 12, 7, 13, 6, 8, 16 + 1 = 108 (10d20 + 1)>>943559Then I'll make the most of the time I have left.Kill Schist with my followers.
>>943559>Ko studies Chemistry some more.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>943559>throw cocktail at Nous.
>Schist, 5:03 PM>I'm quitting. Give my cocktails, water balloons, taser (hint hint), and slingshot to Glam, my money and followers to Baron, the Makarov and its bullets back to Andrew, pads and shield to Jack, and uh I think thats it.And just like that, like a rainbow in the dark, poof. He's gone.>>943566As Frank begins to heal himself with the power of sugar, Jack looks outside and finds that...everything stopped. Schist begins to convulse and scream as a wooden cross grows out of the ground, encasing ropes to tie his arms to the ends and his legs to the base. The followers all suddenly kneel on one knee, and every weapon on the battlefield is dropped to the floor. It's over, you realize. Despite every single swipe RNG had, you survived the nearly impossible.>>943573Azkeroth finishes, making the Elixir of Instant Healing. When poured or consumed, the player will immediately begin to be healed from most pains, but not cured.>>943584Blacker Baron and Mary make it back, and she starts healing everyone that's on the field.>>943596>"Man, I don't know any a' that shit. I just sell my stuff and make enough money to go home.">>943597Harvey continues. (So. History, 1/4 until B)>>943599Nous, completely in a shock to everyone, begins to make his followers rush to the scene and beat the shit out of Schist! It's bloody, but the Cult of OP is officially done for.>>943607Ko finishes.>Chemistry Grade: C+>>943745Putin finds that he hasn't unlocked Chemistry as a class yet. He can choose between Math, History, Science, or English.>>945202OKAY (So. History, 3/4 until C+)
>>946882"..." Grab the pads and shield. Frank can just lay down because, jesus, he's the MvP
>>946882>Ko studies even more Chemistry. She wonders if she should stop, but she find this subject more interesting then lame math.
Rolled 1, 6, 16, 16, 5, 11, 1, 13, 5, 12 = 86 (10d20)>>946882My followers, the Meaningless Constructs, move into Schist's old hideout, and start recruiting more members.
>>946882>Pay respects to Schist and rally up his former guildmates.
>>946882Nice find.Write down the recipe in my notebook and then continue studying (Grade A-)
>>946882keep doing the history lessons
>>946885Jack gets a Bark Shield and the Shoulder Pads. He feels pretty sick right now.>>946974Ko pushes on. (Chemistry, 1/4 until B-)>>946989Nous collects his last follower slot and begins to shuffle into the Rooftop base... (1/4)>>947122Glimmer is pushing herself.>Sophomore History Grade: C+>>947256Blacker Baron hits F and rallies up 11 now-uncontrolled bullies. They seem a bit distraught and lost.>>947393Azkeroth can't seem to remember how he made it...but at least he has one. (F. Science, 1/3 until A)>>947448Harvey carries forward. (So. History, 2/4 until B)
>>947963>Ko studies even more. She is happy to have a slight change in her work to give it a more "New" feelings to it.
>>947963>Azkeroth studies more. Slightly disturbed he can't remember how he made the potion.
>>947963Study like a boss
>>947963Keep on shufflin'
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>947963>Look for any abandoned rooms to set up a base in. Preferrably one maintenance related.
>>947963Hand Frank the sheild as I put on the pads.
>>947967Ko finds that brewing is a breeze to her. (Chemistry, 2/4 until B-)>>947984Azkeroth finds that quads are a gift and a curse. (F. Science, 2/3 until A)>>947995Glimmer keeps going. (So. History, 1/4 until B-)>>948012Harvey's almost there... (So. History, 3/4 until B)>>948042Nous keeps throwing himself into it... (2/4)>>948136Blacker Baron looks, and finds he could set up in the Lunchroom, the Janitor's Closet, and if he really wanted to, the Rooftop.>>948146Frank takes the shield with pride as Jack pads himself up.
>>948178Rush over to the roof base."Hey, fucker, that's mine!"
>>948178>Ko happily continues to work on her Chemistry class.
>>948178Go collect the stuff that the late Schist proclaimed to now be mine.
>>948178>Continue studying. I will reach her peak of alchemy. Soon potions like thr one I just made will be a breeze.
>>948178>Set up base in the Janitor's Closet after giving Schist a proper burial.
>>948178Studies and such
>>948182Jack interrupts Nous' work, but as it appears, all of them just froze in place...?>>948184Ko feels something stirring... (Chemistry, 3/4 until B-)>>948185Glimmer finds that all her shit is inside Schist's base. Fuck.>>948212Azkeroth has high hopes.>Freshman Science Grade: A>>948215Blacker Baron throws Schist out the window and makes a neat little base in the Janitor's Closet...feels lonely, but it'll do.>>948219Indeed.>Sophomore History Grade: B>>948391Nous is almost done... (3/4)
>>949167... Take the base that's mine?
>>949167Go to Schist's base then.
>>949167Ko: ?Continue studies.
>>949167>Ask Mary out to a date at the beach.
>>949167on the way to a.
>>949167>One more time. One more round of studying.Continue studying
>>949175... Realize that I don't need the base and look for some bullies.
>>949167Yataa! Ore da!
>>949175>>949215Jack decides it's not worth it and looks for bullies; there's the Lunchroom, the newly discovered Red Light District (Area I) in the City, and the grind in the School for any bullies. From now on, be sure to specify~!>>949178Glimmer goes to the Rooftop base, and...>>949198Ko feels it now!>Chemistry Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: It's Time to Cook, Jesse - With your insane power in brewing, all your alchemical needs will have a moderately overpowered +5, as well as your potions being significantly easier to make.>>949201Blacker Baron schedules a date with Mary at a beach that doesn't exist...but they decide to do it at the swimming pool and just lock the doors.>>949206Harvey keeps on going. (So. History, 1/4 until B+)>>949213Azkeroth feels his journey coming to an end. (F. Science, 1/3 until Mastery)>>949326Nous has done it!-Stats>Defenses: 8 Desks, 8 Chairs (24 DEF)>Members: 10/15>Win/Lose Ratio: 0.00 (0/0)-Armoryx2 Clothesx20 Cocktailx4 Bombx1 Burstnadex1 Batonx1 Low-Voltage Taserx2 Water Balloonsx1 Slingshotx1 Makarovx9 Bullet
>>949441Yeah, yeah. GRIND IN THE SCHOOL
>>949441>Just just a few more steps... Almost there. My effort almost validated.Continue studying
>>949441Take the shit that was given to me from the armory
>>949441>Go to a store and buy swimwear for me and Mary.Current cash held is $55 and whatever Schist had before he died.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>949441Help deliver the 9 bullets to Glimmer, one at a time, via her cranium.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>949441>Ko is happy with her grade at the moment and feels a little more confidant in her abilities. She decides to try and make a simple health potion. At least, what she thinks is one. It might just be nothing but sugar and food coloring.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>949601HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking run holy fuck
Rolled 7, 9, 5, 6, 4, 3, 20, 4, 17, 9 = 84 (10d20)>>949441My followers restrain the would-be thief, GlimmerGlam.
>>949450Jack finds three challenges:-4 Bullies-8 Bullies-4 Bullies, 1 Thug>>949471Azkeroth is almost there... (F. Science, 2/3 until Mastery)>>949523Glimmer is trying to get into the base, but it appears it's gonna take 4 turns.>>949540Blacker Baron has $96, and uses $20 to get swimwear for both of them.>Money: $76>>949601Nous only manages to shoot Glim in the head...but she manages to hold her ground, incredibly, albeit bleeding!>>949631Ko finds that her recipe is completely useless. (Remember your bonus!)>>949693Good thing you can't move twice, or you would have jumped off the building.>>949699Meaningless Construct begins to rush Glim and pin her down! Well, at least, six of them do. The other four mess up.
Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d20)>>949731Run over to the rooftop base because bullshit is smelt. Jack: Pick up one of the last four "Constructs" and chuck it at the restraint guys. Frank: Fucking bash Nous' face in with the shield.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>949731NOPE FUCK THIS RUN
Rolled 6, 17, 10, 18, 15, 9, 16, 4, 8, 5, 1 = 109 (11d20)>>949731I eliminate Glimmer with a carefully aimed shot to the heart.The six constructs that are currently pinning Glimmer to the ground continue to do so while I murder her.The four constructs who failed to do so shield me from any would-be interlopers.
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>949731>Ko gets a little mad that her last concoction was nothing. She tries again, throwing a little caution to the wind in order to make something. She does try to avoid any unstable things though.
>>949731>Azkeroth hears a loud bang. A gunshot to be exact>He begins to laugh laugh hysterically.>"Really? Fire and now gunshots. This is ridiculous.">"Whatever I'm almost done"Continue studying
>>949731>Go swimming with Mary.
>>949736Jack picks up Follower G and chucks him off of the building, hitting a bunch of dudes on the way!Follower A is stunned!Follower B is stunned!Follower C is stunned!Follower G has fallen...>>949782>>949747Nous misses!Follower A is stunned!Follower B is stunned!Follower C is stunned!Follower D can't hold her!Follower E can't hold her!Follower F can't hold her!Follower G has died.Follower H can't hold her!Follower I can't hold her!Follower J is just a fucking idiot and lets her go.Glimmer breaks free with a high enough roll and thanks Jack on the way!>>949784Ko manages to find out how to make a sugary sweet soda for healing reasons! Do you want to name it?>>949792Azkeroth knows how bullshit this is.>1 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered (25% complete)>New Class: Sophomore Science>>949903Blacker Baron and Mary go swimming alone together.>"I can't believe we managed to get the pool all for ourselves without being disturbed! It's like a dream."Mary is happy.-Rooftop-Wailing sirens are heard below...and as two vehicles drive onto the curb, 8 policemen step out. (1/4)Policemen A, B, C, D, E, and F rush to the fight... (1/4)Policemen G and H decide to cover the ground support.Policeman G readies his pistol...Policeman H readies his pistol...
Rolled 7, 12 = 19 (2d20)>>949943Jack: Pick up Follower A again and fucking chuck him again. Frank: Bash in Follower J's head in, mainly because he's the biggest dumbass.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>949943I shoot Glimmer dead.
>>949943Go find the Science Club and ignore the pain in my head.
Rolled 15, 10, 4, 14, 16, 12, 16, 17, 6, 1 = 111 (10d20)>>949943My nine non-dead followers hold off Jack and Frank.My one dead follower haunts the science room as a ghost.
>>949943>Kiss Mary and relax in the pool with her.
>>949943>Azkeroth hears the sirens of of police.>"Is it depressing that I'm used to this?" And he sighs>Well I guess I'm stuck in hereAs azkeroth is stuck in the science club he decides to start studying sophomore level science.
Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>949943>Ko decided to call this drink, a "Ko Cocktail". Even though it lacks any alcoholic content. She decides to try and make another, but this time, lemon-lime Flavored.
>>949955Jack picks up Follower A, but only manages to dropkick his spine, causing Follower A to cry in pain on the ground.Frank, however, grabs Follower J by the head and clocks him into Valhalla!>>949963Nous points at Jack and fires! Jack manages to survive the shot, but holy shit that hurt like fuck.>>949972Glimmer walks into the science room, and finds that, holy fuck, half the skin on her face is gone.>>949973Follower A has been critically injured.Follower B slaps Frank...ow?Follower C misses.Follower D punches Frank! Again, ow, but on a larger scale.Follower E kicks Jack! Shit.Follower F throws Frank back! Frank is getting low...Follower G is dead.Follower H grabs Jack and throws him to the ground! This isn't looking good at all.Follower J has been critically injured.>>949977Blacker Baron kisses Mary, but she isn't seeming to let go of it. In fact, she seems more than happy to introduce your mouth to her tongue.>>949988Azkeroth hops right into the next grade. (So. Science, 1/4 until C+)>>950000Ko begins to name the recipe, but suddenly the text begins to glow and rise...and an entire 2-litre of Ko Cocktail comes out!>Ko Cocktail - Infused with the power of Patrick Bateman, one cup can make you feel like a new (wo)man. Serves 8.>>950279Harvey just won't stop! (So. History, 1/4 until B+)-Rooftop-The six policeman are making their way to the top... (2/4)Policeman G manages to shoot Nous in the torso, but he manages to take it just barely!Policeman H pops a shot off, but misses.
Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)>>950288Hm. This isn't good. Frank and Jack: Fucking get out of there. Seems like our job is done.
>>950288Take a minute to dust myself off,THEN FUCKING SCREAM IN AGONY HOLY FUCK OH GOD
>>950288>Hears the door open to see a student bleeding walk in.Study while I chat with this individual>>949972>"Well your looking wonderful. Seem like you could use some help though.'
>>950313"HAH,NO SHIT SHERLOCK! I JUST GOT FUCKING SHOT IN THE HEAD BY SOME MOTHERFUCKER ON A ROOF!"
>>950336>"So that's what that was. I just so happened to make a healing potion. It'd be fine with giving it up but I need you to agree to lend me some aid."
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>950288I shoot at them as they flee. My followers fall back and recuperate.
>>950288>Make sweet, tender love to Mary by the pool.
>>950346"Jesus fucking cheeki breeki slav Christ sure, whatever you need,just give me that healing potion."
>>950375>"OK">Azkeroth hands the Elixir of instant healing to glimmer.>"Drink that. It'll heal you as much as it can. After that I'll inform you if the quest."
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>950288>Ko blows a tiny fuse her in head from this whole "Thing" happening apparently out of nowhere. She takes a moment to cool down before picking it up and shoving it into her inventory. She decides to go to the Lunchroom and check things out, or she would have if it were not for the sirens and gunshots. She decides to just try and make another potion instead. This time, just tossing away the idea of Health potions and instead going for something more like a Buff. She doesn't know. Just something positive. dice+2d6
>>950392"Thank you"DRINK HEALTH POTION
>>950307Well, that was indeed a close ooonaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA>>950313>>950336>>950346>>950375Azkeroth gives Glimmer the healing potion. (So. Science, 2/4 until C+)Glimmer's skin begins to close up, and she became fully healed!>>950368>>950296Jack and Frank begin to run, but Nous has other plans and calls his 6 remaining followers back!Nous fires the weapon at Jack! The bullet lands...but not in his target.Jack turns back and finds that Frank has found a liking to lying on the ground, with a fresh new coat of red paint.>"..."Frank looks at Jack.>"We should do this again sometime."Frank has died...>>950369Mary begins to rest on top of Blacker Ba-- oh. OH. THAT'S, UH-- MOVING ON.>>950411Ko finds that her soda was about all she could make, and the ingredients have run bone dry. As she enters the Lunchroom, she finds that there's a quiet day today-- everyone's in their own base doing whatever.-Rooftop-The police begin to breach the Rooftop... (3/4)Policeman G misses.Policeman H misses.We're going to continue early tomorrow morning. This thread is probably going to die, save your grades and inventories and we'll meet up next thread.