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>>92797
take a swig before she gets the chance to explain what it is
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>>92814
Do it. Fucking drink it, you nerd.
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>>92814
>>92819
Guys, please! Are you not men of science? Slip it into someone else's drink and find out what it does. Why risk ourselves?
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>>92819
It´s goblin´s poo.
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>>92797
Part ws with Gnat and go back to the cave where your Group of Merry Rascals are.
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>>92834
Sounds like a good plan.
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>>92797
God damn lawyer he's the devil incarnate.

Try that stuff on some people you hate (that lawyer) and se what happens.
If bad, well, to the next destination.
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>>92814
sure, why not?
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>>92814
what could possibly go wrong?
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>>92797
CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Bah, lets leave this crap town anyways.
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>>92823
Pfft, SELL someone the opportunity to take a swig and test it for you, get some cash flow going. So far this whole endeavor has cost us at least one coin for magic tricks, very unprofitable.
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Somewhere in the background, M. Night Shyamalamachingchong is saying "What a tweest!"
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>>92797
>>92814
As with all substances abuse, at least get some snacks or something for the trip.

Also, fondue shop date??
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As usual honesty is the answer. Oh well.
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it's a potion of teleport to fondue shop
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>>93020
Concur, we should celebrate at the fondue shop
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>>92797
FUCKING THIEF ATTORNEYS
STOP STEALING MY POTION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>92797
goddamnit you guys
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>>92797
Mission accomplished. Doesn't matter if some douchebag gets a medal we can just steal the thing if it's so important.
Did you get bored of doing the court room part?
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This quest is so fucking good.
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>>92797
so much talking, i am reading HxH?
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>>92797
God damn it. At least she's off the hook.
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>>93190
Questy is great.
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>>92797
We should ask Gnat her real name
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I love how Peter is actually pretty quick-witted and competent, yet always sabotages himself by trying to be too sneaky.
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>>92797
So Chad's luck potion is what led to him getting a medal from this whole proceeding, wasn't it.
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>>93262
It's Natalie, we heard it in court.
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>>93343
Right, sorry.
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GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>92843
See, that's why we didn't become a lawyer, even with a Goddamn law degree.
We don't want to be associated with guys like him.
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>>93464

Yeah, better to pursue an honest trade, like thievery.
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>>93472
Don't be a sarcastic son-of-a-bitch with me.
At least we're nice.
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>>92797
Slip the potion into Gnat's drink
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>>92797
Pour potion into mouth; share with Gnat via deep tongue kiss.
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>>93659
I like this one the best.
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>>93659
yes.
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>>92797
Chug that shit down
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>>93659
This is good. We should do this.
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>>94021
>>93370
>>93111
>>93015
>>93020
>>92814
>>92819

All these responses to drink, surely democracy should win?
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>>92797
Down that shit, science time.
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>So many posts suggestion Peter drink the grey stuff
Whelp! I hope you all enjoyed my comic!
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>>94361
You pressed the red button anons.
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>>94361

Just have him do a fakeout drink where he pours it from a profile view to make it look like he drank it, see if the girl cares for our well being.
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>>94361
Let's go with the convoluted choice, just to see what happens
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>>94361
he died as he lived
being stupid
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>>93659
Excellent idea
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>>93659
>>94361
If we do this, we can continue the story in the afterlife! Make it a quest about making it back to the land of the living.
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>>92970
this
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>>94361
Thanks for your work. Will we see more of these characters again?
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>>92797
I'm surprised the kid didn't recognize Natalie.
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>>94361
never, ever, give a group of "players" something to kill themselves so easily with.

curiosity had the cat go into the dark alley with nothing but a broom handle and accept the curious mans free ""booze""
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>>94502
I can imagine it now.
Natalie: Why did you do that!? You literally just killed us!
Peter: Yeah, you could say I'm a real lady killer.
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>>92797
Let's not be retarded and NOT drink the grey stuff.
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>>94539
Same here, though maybe they took the kid off the stand and ignored her once they decided Chad was a hero.

Man, fuck Chad
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Plz don't kill them, Okk
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>>92797
Let's be retarded and drink the grey stuff.
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>>94622
This, unless OP decides to continue their crazy antics in the afterlife.
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>>94661
Yeah it would be kind of a letdown after getting really hooked on the quest two days ago.
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>>94361
GIVER HER YOUR SOUL GEM, GIVE HER YOUR SOUL GEM!
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>>94361
welp that´s it
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>Assuming a Luck Potion should be drunk
>It's a balm.
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>>92797
God dammit. Well at least the girl knows it was us and we're not in jail. But if we had told the truth we might have been able to get Gnat back in school.
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>>94858
What really baffles me is a) the lawyer really is a total scumbag since he knew about the lotus root being used as a cure the whole time and b) the case ended up with the finger pointed at Chad, but while he's pardoned for the lotus root what about everything else that was stolen?
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>>94945
I was wondering about that too. Lawyers have to be scumbags sometimes, it's in their job description. I'm sure Chad will get what's coming to him eventually. At our hands. Even though he hasn't really done anything we've seen other than be an asshole.
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>>94622
yeah let's do this one
y'know
maybe ask her what the hell it is before we drink it
because in court that was only expressly stated to be a reagent and not a potion
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>>94998
That's a crime punishable by death. Let's force feed chad the grey sludge.
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>>94361
Are you going to pull a pokéquest 2?
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Twist: Peter tries to drink it, but it's a jelly that won't come out, giving Gnat time to intervene
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>>95239
Thankfully, Peter being a thief, he always carries around a straw for just such an occasion.
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>>94361
Replace Peter with the Comedy Dog. Not like there is much difference.
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>>95261
Then Comedy Dog turns to Okk and says that Chrono Trigger sucks
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>>95261
Then we should assume this takes place in the pokéquest universe or that Comedy Dog can travel through different dimensions
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>>95257
Have you ever tried sucking really thick jello? That shit won't come out no matter what.
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>>95298
Comedy Dog could never do that, Chrono Trigger is the reason why he's alive.
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>>95298
But Chrono Cross is a masterpiece.
>>95312
Both.
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>>95319
Peter is pretty good at sucking hard.
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>>94361
C-can't we roll on how fatal it is?
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>>93659
>>94361
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>>94361
Spill it on Gnat's clothing instead then!
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>>95467
Inb4 shrinking regent that results in lewd
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>>95522
No need to thank me, I did get you caught and such.

Hey does anyone in Spat need knives?
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>>95522
she totally knows
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>>95522
Screw Spat want to do a heist that will leave both of us rich enough to make kings jealous?
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>>95522
We should go to Spat together. We're best friends now, after all.
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>>95522
You need to follow her for her safety. We saved her ass twice.
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>>95522
Move to Spat without her noticing, and once she finds us there play it off like we were just here to sell knives.
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>>95561
upvote
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>>95522
It's not harpy guano...it's people guano. People mixed up with guano.
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>>95522
We are a masterthief. Steal that reagent and get it on your skin
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>>95522
Oh come on.
We should later steal it back from her and DRINK IT
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>>95574
DOOOO IIIT
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>>95522
I'd love to join you.
I haven't had this much fun stealing stuff in months.
Hanging around Bandit road and stealing stuff was getting pretty old anyway.
I don't really have too much of a reason to stay around here anyway possibly because there's so many people who know I steal stuff.
Maybe I can even move my knife salesman and stealing stuff business with me to Spat!
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>>95522
Hug her.
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>>95522
WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I HAPPEN TO BE HEADING TO SPAT AS WELL.
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>>95522
Sounds like she could use an escort through bandit road.
A dangerous place, we would know.
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>>95522
Sounds like she's hiding something. Press her for more details about the potion.
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>>95588
This

Also we should totally steal that Potion and drink it when she isn't looking.
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>>95522
Just say "I'll join you." No need to beat around the bush this time.
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Oh, are you? Then why are we in a fondue shop?
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>>95522
Bye. I'll always remember you Gnat because I'm kidnapping you
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What if we don't follow her?
What if we go and do our own thing in a completely different direction, ignoring the designated love interest?
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>>95630
ok that's pretty good
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I don't remember stealing that bottle from the reagents store.
Where did that even come from?
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>>95654
Yeah. I just assumed it was in the huge pile of shit he stole.
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>>95522
Ask her what she'll do when arrived in Spat.
We're bored with the bandit life and we have a bestiary to fill up, a mage would be useful, also she's nice
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>>95522
She drinks the potion

She turns into Comedy Dog

And Comedy Dog pukes Gnat out
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>>95522
"Alright, later Natalie. Oh, and watch out, the thieves on bandit road are more dangerous than you'd think." :^)
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>>95661
But it would have had a ward on it, that's why nothing else was in bottles.
This evidence was fake evidence! We were set up!
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"At least allow me to escort you there. I don't have a place to return to either way."

;_;
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>>95676
No wait Okk hear me out ok

No seriously

What if Comedy Dog came back

With a corn in his mouth?
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Peter feeds the potion to a conveniently placed brown dog when Nat isn't looking. This bestows the dog with the gift of comedy.
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>>95681
Well obviously. We managed to dodge the trap though.
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>>95693
Will you please shut up about comedy dog
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>>95588
agreed
can't leave behind the waifu
>>95640
then we will be a massive failure
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We need a cliché overly-edgy and mysterious character to impose themselves into the plot much to everyone's dismay.
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>>95708
I can't
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>>95522

Seriously, let her go, meet her up in a later act or something. This is stagnant, man.
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>>95708
Never, he's my waifu.
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>>95522
Show up as a bandit on her way to Spat.
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>>95751
This, continue the theme of leaving then turning up later
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>>95759
And what, get a restraining order? Cue another court episode. We really don't need that shit.
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>>95712
We need Artemis Entreri?
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>>95795
You think gnat's gonna prosecute us?
Come on now this is a budding friendship, she never seems annoyed to see us anyways
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>>95813
What if she does?
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For someone who was just recently giving Peter grief for stealing stuff, she sure is keen to keep the goods.
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>>95807#
Yeah, pretty much. Something that could move the plot along while still having the potential for ridicule. They could show up on the way to Spat.
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>>95522
Being a mage isnt working out for her, so why don't we teach her to be a bandit? A MAGE bandit! Shes already into tentacles. TO BANDIT ROAD!
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>>95899
I'm guessing it's actually something that was in Gnat's possession that just got confiscated with all the reagents.
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>>95882
She wouldn't. It would make no sense.
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Surprise entrance of the lawyer. He's the one who planted that bottle. He needs someone to do a dirty job for him. They can't refuse, he'll ruin their lives for stealing from court if they don't.
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>>95939
It would be the other way around, obviously.
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You find a runabout.

You decide to steal it, since no one would ever know.
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>>95522
Ask if she's going to give up on the carier of magician. Convince her do not give up. Then try to recall what were we doing before meeting her.
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>>95522
Steal it back and get some on Chad's skin.
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>>95994
Damn those questers! They drive me to drink!
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>>95994
Three brothers turn up convinced you've kidnapped Gnat.

Unhand her Peter Titmouse!
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>>96556
we're in there
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>>96556
wait what was she about to say?
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>>96556
WE DID IT REDDIT
Walk proudly
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>>96556
We did it boys, we stole her heart!

Lets go onward! TO ADVENTURE!
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>>96556
>>96556
NOW FUCKING ROB HER ON BANDIT ROAD

We are after all dick thieves
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Gnat a cute
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>>96584
DAMMIT ANON
Now i want to do that
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>>96556
She wants the D
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>>96600
C U T E
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>really don't find Gnat that attractive

>those suggestive as fuck eye lashes

M-m-muh dick
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>>96556
Well, what are we waiting for? gather up our sack of shit we've stolen so far, grab our bestiary, and lets get out of here.

>>96605
Bruh, she wants the P. As in, the Peter
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>>96600
Gnat a qtp2t
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>>96556
Panel 4 is the cutest shit, follow by some 18+ rated bedroom eyes.
I think we're friends guys
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>>96556
Not to mention we need to discuss our bill
For being her lawyer and all
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>>96600
If she wouldn't have that eve size diffrence.It turns down me.
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>>96624
J-Jeez, don't use words like that to describe Gnat!

What are her fetishes, /qst/?
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>>96556
>inb4 she robs us on bandit road
Plus
>>96629
Has a point, we DID just get her off scot free. Lawyerson & Lawyerson & son law firm, victorious again!
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Now's our chance!
Don't do something stupid and embarrassing like accidentally setting ourselves on fire at a camp site and then puking on her.
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>>96639
thieves and fondue
honestly though let's not sexual this, this a fun quest
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>>96556
Sounds like a plan...have we got everything we need for the journey?

And serriously though, what's in the bottle. Don't tell me it actually IS harpy guano.
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>>96556
>>96183
This
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>>96556
Now like the Douglas SBD pilot ready to drop our payload down a Jap cruiser's waiting funnel we must judge the perfect time to pull up and start playing had to get ourselves.
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>>96652
I thought it was sunrays and red robes
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Yo, why doesn't she try to counter-sue Chad for libel? Either the story about the girl and him will be proven false (by the mother's testimony) or he'll pay out to Gnat. In either case since the school has dropped charges it'd be a win-win for her.
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>>96667
Get outta here Chad
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>>96683
All of the shit about robbing the school is true, though.
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>>96702
Double Jeopardy laws? She was found innocent of the crime, she can't be tried for it again. Since she's planning on leaving/was already expelled, this town doesn't matter much anymore
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>>96683
Nah you gotta learn when to just move on
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>>96702
It IS true. That means he either isn't a big damn hero (and Gnat is) or he keeps image and pays Gnat for Libel & Slander.
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>>96713
Yeah, but it stops being libel if it's true.
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>>96713
Because she has had enough of this whole crazy ordeal and just wants to get back to her home town with her new frie- hired protection.
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>>96600
Fixed.
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>>96749
thanks
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>>96556
So what schools of magic was Gnat studying?
So far we've only seen her vine stuff.
Take an interest in her.
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>>96718
It's not intentionally malicious; all of the evidence being found in her room is true and all of the circumstances pointing to her is true, so it's a reasonable defense to make that she's a more likely culprit. That was more of the prosecutor's work anyway. At worst, he could be found in contempt of court for not fessing up about "being the thief", but people love him so much they wouldn't go through with it, or just give him some minor fake punishment.
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>>96769
Btw. what program do you use? Just curiosity.
And secound question: will be http://darksquid.org/ working and if, when? I know that side sites like ~/pokequest/ are working, but main site is not.
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>>96780
Gonna second this, lets learn more about our party member!
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>>96780
Oh yeah, we don't know what she can cast atm. Keep it vague as to her spell list so we can be a bit more spontaneous, but we do need to know roughly what she's capable of
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>>96780
This, we need to learn more about our little wizard friend
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>>96556
I sure hope that no spooky strangers cause trouble for our heroes on Bandit road
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How much money do we have at the moment from the skrvt and the stolen reagents?
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We should have some chit-chat with Gnat on the way. Discuss who we are a little bit, find out who she really is. You know, friend things.
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>>96652
>Sexualizing isn't fun
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>>96556
I'm back from my weekend vacation.
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>>97096
My heart, anon. I was actually thinking about making a chart like that but I figured I'd wait for more content.
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>>97096
Where's "asking to fug"
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>>96556
Why's the protag of this Guybrush Threpwood's lost cousin?
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>>97121
Gnat is pure. PURE.
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>>97121
I still have to unpack, but probably something like this.
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>>97121
Sex is not wiz biz!
Don't sexual the gnat!
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>>97133
>Implying were not secretly just Guybrush
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>>97121
Here
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>>97148
>implying she didn't hold hands with Chad
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>>96556
also I like that sudden realization where Gnat realizes that she isn't being treated like a little girl, but rather Peter has a crush on her.

Believable/10

Good immersion.

Waiting for canon lewds.
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>>97192
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
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>>97213
BLUE SUN SHIPPERS GET OUT REEEEEE
THIEF MAGE OTP!!!
CHAD TIT KEKS CONSIDER SUICIDE
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>>97203
>canon lewds.

They don't even have to be canon
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>not realizing Gnat got a crush on the NERD this entire time
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>>96556
This could get awkward when all the OTHER bandits on Bandit Road want to rob Gnat blind
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>>97239
No one loves Nerd Wizard.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462178058082.webm
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>>97267
Maybe we should try to pick up more party memebers? Safety in numbers.
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>>97299
I love Glasses Wizard.
He may have poor eye-sight, but I like him.
I hope he comes back.
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>>97300
We could also win more of Gnat's trust by saving her from scary bandits
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>>97353
What, stage a mock robbery with our gang and 'save' her from them?
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>>97364
That's stupid, we don't have a gang...

...any more, that's why we were unconscious at the side of the road.
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>>97364
Don't do this, she will eventually find out it was a sham. Women ALWAYS find out.
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>>97364
That's lame. She already likes us enough, we don't need cheap tricks like that.
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>>97364
Do we even have a gang? Our own backstory hasn't been covered much yet.
I can believe that we'd have a comrade, or at least an associate of some kind
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>>97300
More grills will present themselves in due time. But Gnat will forever be OTP.
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>>97391
Harem route
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>>97391
I said we should try to pick up more party memebers, not more girls.
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>>97415
ah, so the memebers thing wasn't just a typo
If we've got a wizard and a thief, we're still looking for a knight and a healer right?
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>>97438
Yeah, we kinda have no defense and bad health right now
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>>97339
You are a bro.
Glasses Wizard needs a canon name.
He can be like the cabbage salesman in AtLA, showing up occasionally to be depressed.
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>>97481
Glenn Warbertle
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>>97121
Here's the official OC response as directed by Comedy Dog.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462749660181.webm
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>>97481
Peter titmouse
No relation
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>>97438
>>96556
3 people is the perfect amount for true safety. luckily when leaving there's a mercenary bird knight who needs to take care of some business in spat

this rounds out our party without messing up the romantic dynamic. plus :V CAW
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>>97560
I'd rather have a qt bird girl blacksmith
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>>96556
WE IN DERE
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>>97560
Sqwark! You have Pickle Pee?
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>>97568
I'd rather have a bro as fuck bird that used to be a man.
Looks like an ordinary crow, but was cursed by one of the strongest witches in the world because he was too RADICAL.
Now he needs to find another strong wizard to heal him.
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>>97623
Nah, he's bro as fuck, and embraced his new life as a bird, and joins us on our noble quest

He becomes our wingman
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>>97645
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>>97645
kek
But a bird can't lift, or knight, or even read very well. Tiny little bird eyes.
He needs to become a man again.
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>>97645
Yeah but he can bring Peter some sick ass shiny stuff
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>>97685
>>97706
Of course, he was turned into a magpie
Or maybe pic related.
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>>97685
We should just higher a gay bara mercenary knight
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>>97744
Opposed to all that straight bara that exists?
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>>97724
>Not a raven so he can be a lifterbro that loves poetry and go by the nickname NEVERMORE
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>>97744
Fuck off baraposter scum. Fat, hairy, and ugly are not attractive traits. Just drop it.
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>>97766
Its just so we can have a third party memeber that
A) has good defense and
B) doesn't interfere with the relationship between Gnat and Peter
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>>97795
Why not just get a dog?
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>>97795
I don't think Gnat wants to fuck a bird. Having a tank would completely fuck our stealth anyway.
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>>97816
>high defense
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I'm voting for bird bro. Either that or you could just go for some shmuck in a mask and leave their identity as Questy's choice to reveal at some later point
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>>97832
>We get to the final battle
>Everyone's almost dead
>Mask knight is the last one standing
>Takes off his mask
>pic related
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>>97865
He finally takes off his mask to reveal

a second mask
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it's obvious the people want a bird bro. and we need someone with high defense. the plan seems pretty obvious that we need to hire a blockatiel
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>>96683
>Either the story about the girl and him will be proven false
And then it will be proven that Gnat did it.
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>>97913
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>>97939
Double Jeopardy and the school isn't pressing charges any longer for it since the dean saw it was put to good use.
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>Make your choice
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>>97980
>implying pigs are birbs
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>>97929
Take off the bird costume, Carlos
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>>97973
It's too late. We have to move on with the story and if his lawyer tried to set us up with something we didn't steal no telling what he could pull.
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>>97988
The assumption was that it'd be obvious which ones weren't birds.
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>>97980
What is this?
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>>98062
It's just art from the guy who did the final stage Broquest art. It's not from anything. http://shwigityshwonshwei.deviantart.com/gallery/
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>>98062
Looks like the Bro Quest artist's work. Shwig or something, I think?

He's also doing the art of some porn game and would do monster drawing threads on /tg/ every now and then I believe.
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>>98092
what porn game?
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>>98127
http://breedingseasongame.blogspot.com/2014/02/welcome-shwig-to-team.html?zx=3fffe964cb75d2
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>>98139
>Breeding Seasons
oh never mind then
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>>98085
>>98092
Alright. I knew it was Shwig but I didn't know if it was from an actual thing or not
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>>98396
Sometimes I just feel like I was created at the whims of nameless, faceless people I'll never know.
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>>98396
Open our bestiary to the 'Peter T. Titmouse' Page.
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>>98396
Born to a wealthy noble and ditched them because I wasn't in it for the fame.
Joined a group of mercenaries but wasn't cut out for it.
Fell on hard times and became a bandit.

Also I'm a chronic liar.
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>>98383
How about a meta knight? He has a mask AND can fly like a bird using his bat wings He's also pretty bara if you ask me. The perfect compromise?
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>>98396
Well you see I grew-up in a- OH MY LORD, WHAT IS THAT?
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>>98396
Well, let's see.
We're an actual lawyer who realised it's a lot easier to get money from people by taking it rather than by charging them for our services.
We then launder the profits via a knife selling business.
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>>98396
Obviously we want to oversell ourselves as the greatest thief of all time. The only reason we're not widely known for it is that we've never even left behind a clue that we were ever there at any scene.
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>>98396
I am the man with no name, Peter J Titmouse
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I have the magical ability to create knives at any moment!
So I became a thief/Knife Salesman.
And then I was unconscious.
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>>98396
I don't know anything about him, other that he's got his wallet and ID stolen by a handsome and dashing knife salesman.
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>>98396
Tragic past that he doesn't like talking about.
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>>98396
I was raised partially by birds and partially by extremely confused shoemaking fairies
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>>98396
Well it's very interesting, you see
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN AS WE KNEW HIM THERE WAS SIR PETER OF TITMOUSE
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>>98396
This guy is great. How he managed to steal both hats and the gavel is beyond me. I love it.

>>98421
This. It has a giant question mark next to his picture. She looks doubtful or something, and then Peter says >>98414
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>>98435
Seems about right.
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>>98467
Backing this, we should be just your average street urchin grown up with a false identity just trying to make ends meet.
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All we can determine from this is we don't know who we are.

We did just wake up in the middle of a field.
Maybe we're a dream of the Fayth or whatever the fuck.
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>>98396
But make sure, above all else, you don't talk about the ACCIDENT. You can't ever talk about the ACCIDENT, not ever since the ACCIDENT.
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>>98536
We've never been able to look at the Viola the same way since.
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>>98396
I'm a peasant with ideas above my station
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>>98396
"My actions are guided by anons that come from the land of '4chan'."
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>>98396

Do this >>98414 and this >>98435
>>98467
This is a good one too
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>>98396
I'm an ambitious thief with a little penis and big dreams.
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Is Glasses Wizard the only person we haven't swiped anything at all from so far in our journey?
considering we've stolen Gnat's heart
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>>98396
"I can't remember, I think I have amnesia"
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>>92797
HIS BANDANNA WAS THE SUIT THE WHOLE TIME
WHAT A TWIST
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>>98635
Too big for a tie, too small for a suit.

WHAT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE BANDANNA
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>>98657
Really stretchy material
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>>98657
It's his bag of holding.
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>>98673
Considering his hat fetish it would make sense for him to wear that as his hat
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Peter was part of a band of roaming thieves. He liked hanging out with them, stealing shit and stuff, but one by one they left the trade and the band. Some got caught, others got rich enough to retire, a few got tired of living on the fringes of society, some men found wives. Peter himself just split up with what little was left of the troupe and was about to call it quits. He was going to start a knife selling business, but his adventuring spirit got reignited by Gnat.

This is as much as Gnat deserves to know for now. For all intents and purposes, the traveling thieves' band was a blessing back when he joined them.
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>>98591
NO, FUCK OFF
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>>98421
>>98467
>>98536

I like these.
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>>98760
i like this one
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>>98421
this
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>>98760
>>98880
Seconded
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>>98760
>>98880
>>98894
Thirded
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>>98396

Well, I was born a noble, with parents that that presented me the following choices: become a doctor, or a lawyer. Naturally, I went down the path of the lawyer, because like FUCK I was going to spend a mind numbing amount of years for a doctorate. Of course, years of being "professional" just got so BORING, so I decided to take my act on the road and "sell knives" for a living.
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>>98430
my vote is for this lol
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>>98947
You need to spend a lot of years to become a lawyer too. Much longer.
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>>98396
Thief skill #37: Deflect the question
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>>98414
>>98421
>>98435
>>98760
these seem about right
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>>98960

God damn it.
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>>98960
We stole the degree
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>>98960
That was our first mistake
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>>99175
From a guy called Peter T Titmouse, along with his identity. We don't want to be reminded of our old identity. But don't tell Gnat about that.
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>>98414
>>98421
Good descisions
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Wtf is with everyone and identity theft? Identity theft is pretty fucked up, I wouldn't trust Peter ever again if I were Gnat and he told me he's an identity theif
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>>99341
We stole our own identity from ourselves
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>>99341
for real though
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>>99159
Maybe Peter didn't realize that beforehand either.
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>>99341
Perhaps we were born under circumstances that resulted in us not having an identity in the first place, so we took the identity of someone successful.
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>>99464
what circumstances would require you to steal someones identity? Stealing money is one thing but stealing someones entire life is another.
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>>99521
Could've been an evil noble or something. Maybe the person in question deserved it.
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>>99530
Why would you want the identity of someone like that though? I personally think it's a needless addition to the backstory.
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>>99542
Fair enough.
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>>99530
why would you steal the identity of an evil noble?
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>>99530
There is no justification for identity theft.
Worst kind of punks, I tell ya.
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>>99595
Would you steal Hitler's identity to sow confusion in the ranks and end the war more quickly?

Bonus round: can you prove this wasn't the real reason for his incredible incompetence of command late in the war.
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>>99674
how the hell would you even steal Hitlers identity? People would know you aren't hilter
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>>98396
"Believe it or not I don't actually sell knives. Though my older brother does...did...I have a lot of knives now."
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>>99713
He wrote messages in chicken scratch and then forged Hitler's name followed by a winky tongue-out face so everyone knew it was the real Hitler just being quirky.

;P
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>>99674
what
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>>99713
Not if you're Charlie Chaplin giving the best performance of your life.
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>>99713
A fake mustache and supreme confidence.
Are YOU going to be the one who talks back to Der Fuhrer? Do you really want to be the first to give him shit?
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>>98760
I like this one the most.
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>>99999
Those numbers are packin' some serious support
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>>99999
Checked
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>>99999
WITNESSED
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>>99999
RIP thread
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>>99999
looks like you have no choice OP
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>>99999
I guess this settles it.
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>>99999
holy shit
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>>99999
Is this the true legend of Peter tit mouse?
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>>99999
It must be so, Questy.
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>>100336
>Set up camp

It's been a long day.
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>>100336

Set up camp, these knives won't sharpen themselves if you know what I mean.
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>>100336
Might as well get going now.
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>>100336
Did they bring a tent or any supplies?
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>>100336
Let's go now. Let's move along.
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>>100336
Camp for the night. As a bandit, I think we know what lurks in the night. We can handle it.
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>>100336
Do we have camping gear? If yes stop, if not keep moving
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>>100336
>Set up camp
We're not wasting the chance of a delightful night under the moonlight with Gnat.
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>>100336
Get going unless she's actually dead tired. Bandit Road doesn't sound like the nicest place to set up camp, and we wouldn't get as much rest if we had to take shifts to make sure our shit wasn't being stolen anyway.
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>>100336
Use knives as tent stakes
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>>100336
Let's set up camp.

As for the why...

"Hey, a guy's gotta have SOME mystery to him, right? I will say this; and it's 100% true, believe it or not: it was not my fault, it was a bull's. That's all you're getting out of me for now."
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>>100336
Doesn't the legendary... Dresselshnopp roam this area at nighttime?
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>>100336
Camp time
Nothing ever bad happens when you camp outisde
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>>100336
set up camp, then they get ambushed by a thief only to realize its actually one of Peters old friends from the gang he used to be in.
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>>100391
What if it is peter's exgirlfriend the red one
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>>100391
That plot point seems a bit overly coincidental.
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>>100336
oh shit
what if the way the plot progresses is that they have to defeat all the members of Peter's thief gang? That'd be kinda cool
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>>100444
eh, I see your point but at the same time don't really see how it matters.
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>>100479
Coincidence is one of the laziest plot devices there is
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>>100493
>Goldberg
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>>100376
no you dork it just goes by bob now
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>>100493
but I mean like, it's our quest, it's not like we are trying to impress anybody we don't need great writing.
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>>100516
Not necessarily agreeing with that guy but I don't see any reason why we need to meet one of these guys now and not later down the line in like Spat or wherever we end up after that.
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>>100336
Hey isn't that the fat kid that falls down stairs?
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>>100522
to be 100% honest with you, I am mostly just trying to find an excuse to get a full DnD group together
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>>100541
Well have some patience about it man.

Not everything needs to happen immediately.
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>>100336
Aside from giant monsters, camping should be fine. We already know that Peter is the bandit here.
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>>100444
Only one I could see that would be remotely interesting would be
>Attacked by Goblins
>Lose like a bitch
>Robbed and taken to their lair for ransom
>Meet obvious goblin bro, says he'll let us go but business is business
>PLOT ENSUES
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>>100531
It's not!
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>>100570
You're right, how silly of me.

He clearly has a bandanna!
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>>100336
I SEE A FUCKING ELF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>100655
Blue might have cool shades
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>>100670
lel, thats what i was thinking when i saw it
>>100655
thanks for ruining it for me
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>>100336
Keep going. We're a creature of the night - Not literally, of course. We can still stomach garlic.
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>>100369
I agree with this poster
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>>100336
Explain that you joined the band of thieves as a child. Really, it was a blessing as you were a street urchin.
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>>100336
You joined that band of thieves because something precious was stolen from you and that seemed to be the only way to get it back. You stuck around because you liked them and had nowhere else to go. Maybe that's why you're still a part time thief. You're still looking to get back what you lost so long ago.
Your hat.
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HA! he stole the dean hat like i suggested, i thought Okk didnt care/notice

nice!
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>>101122
Gotta be sneaky about it, my man.
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>>101219
light it's beard on fire
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>>101219
Stab it with your stick!
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>>101219
I shall dub this beast a 'Krkkt'. Remember to put it in the bestiary after we stab it.
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>>101219
DAMNIT JERRY WE HAD A DEAL!

I DON'T REPORT YOU TO THE CITY AND YOU LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE!
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>>101219
Tell it that if we are having sex tonight, it will be inside the tent, so there is no reason to be standing around looking so creepy.
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>>101219
Gnat has full mana now, right?
Repeat the vines/knives combo.
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>>101228
On account of how it lead to us taking her to lunch, I hereby dub that technique the Vine and Dine.
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>>101223
nonsense, that's clearly a manticore
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>>101219
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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>>101219
Dad, how did you get here?
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>>101232
Manticore? That sounds like nonsense. It clearly said Krkkt, so it is a Krkkt.
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>>101219
Are just going to ignore the fact that he is eating pizza in panel five?
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>>101228
did you miss the scorpion tail?
I'd wager climbing on his back is a bad bad idea
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>>101237
Absolutely this.
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>>101219
Looks like a poor hungry stray, throw your somehow existing pizza at it and try to win it over! Every party needs an animal mascot.
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>>101237
so it's a Pokemon? should we try to catch it?
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>>101223
>>101237
>>101242
ALso, have the Krkkt try and argue with us that it should be called a manticore, but actually enjoying our drawing of it, and posing for us
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>>101240
What of it?
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>>101240
Yeah, I usually ignore everything from people who cant count to 5.

1,2,3,5, amirite?
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>>101237
"Fine. Whatever. Just throw this containment capsule at it!" Yells Gnat.
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>>101261
how did he get it?

>>101265
screw you, panel 4
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>>101270
Did you not see panel 2? It's the marshmallow he was holding.
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>>101219
These things are like dogs of the ocean... but on land!

Little fella is probably lost and wants some attention
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don't forget to cut off the head after we've stabbed the eyes to collect the reward in spat
also ask the reward giver if he knows any other contracts around
we /witcher quest/ now
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>>101219
"Oh that's just Jim-bob the local pygmy manticore. If you tell him a story he'll leave you alone."
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>>101219
the monster is clearly attracted by the smell of food since he looks starved, we can see its bones therefore its not very strong physically at the moment

tell gnat that we must avoid the sting at all costs

lure him with food while gnat trhows him the grey potion (it was deadly rigth) to the face

take notes on the bestiary and acquire the stinger venom, its very valuable to make potions, like a exploding poison gas grenade which can be usefull later.
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>>96639
Storm Giant Cock.
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>>101219
My real question is how does a marshmellow turn into pepperoni pizza?
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>>101466
Stole it.
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>>98396
So is it confirmed that Peter is the Primarch of the Bloodravens or what? Thats what im going with at least.
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>>101219
Phew, it's just an elf... I mean look at the ears.
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>>101219
Oh, it's just Stingy Pete, the local manticore.

He's harmless enough if you give him food.
That's probably why he's here, saw the campfire and figured there'd be people to give him food.

Shame we don't have any food.
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>>101517
Yep. A shame we don't have any food. A damn shame.
And a crying shame that we're made of meat.
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>>101587
I thought humans were made out of cotton candy and unicorn dreams.
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>>101589
I'm sorry Anon.

I'm afraid you have been LIED to in a most cruel fashion.
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>>101604
Well. I guess at this point all I have to say is Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
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>>101589
Well I'm pretty sure both of those are also edible. I have read a highly detailed work on the subject of manticores and unicorns.
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>>101618
ああなるほど!
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throw knives, that worked last time.
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>>102011
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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>>102019
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>102011
>>102019
>>102032

Well, RIP thread. It was fun.
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>>102032
>>102019
>>102011
>>102076
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462813154130.webm

U havin' a chuckle m8s?
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>>102134
Honestly I'd rather flex my muscles.
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>>99999
CHECK
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>>102388
OSHIT
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>>102388
ADMIT WE NEED HELP FROM OUR LITTLE WIZARD PLEASE
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>>102388
Why isn't Gnat helping? Does she want us to die?
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>>102388
Oh goddd.
Quick gnat, use the potion
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>>102388
RIP IN PEPERONI

>Here lies Peter Titmouse
>He never scored with Gnat
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>>102388
Peter evolves into Manticoreman, remembers uncle dying. Subdues the manticore.
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>>102388
Oops
Game over, do we want to restart, restore, or requit?
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>>102388

Sell it more knives! Very fast knives!
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>>102388
Peter's special skill activates and he leans Manticore Sting
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>>102388
Holy shit
we got free poison (?) arrow to sell. Stingy Pete aint so stingy
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>>102388
OH FUG
H
F
U
G
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>>102388
Waifu powers should be activated
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>>102388
Rip the needles out, bleeding only makes us stronger!
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>>102388
Rip the poison spines out of your arm and dual wield them like your knives.
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>>102388
If we aren't immediately nauseated from the poison take a dagger and defend Gnat. It's clearly too strong us in melee so her doing something is our best shot.

If the fight be sure to push the needles THROUGH if we have a healer, otherwise we'll bleed out or take a chunk of our muscle because of the barbs.
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>>102429
Literally the worst possible thing to do with those needles. Barbed so the only way to safely get them out is through pushing them out the other side. Most definitely poisoned, probably pass out from blood loss or poison after the next two comics.
Best thing to do would be to see if Peter has some steady aim under pressure and at least hit it's back legs with some tossed knives to hamstring it and hope it doesn't have any more volleys. Hope Gnat has some more offensive spells than the vines.
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>>102410
Pride yourself on very very fast delivery speeds! Order now, receive fractions of a second later! Free shipping to vital organs!
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>>102388

As a thief, you have not been poisoned, but instead have stolen the poison from the projectiles your body stole from the air. After this legitimate recontextualizing, ask this beast if he would prefer a meal more filling than either one of your measily bodies can provide.
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>>102485
So Peter has a Stand? Conceptual control over stealing? is it the card that suggests the Tower? Because lots of bad things seem to happen around him.
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>>102496

He's our lovable protagonist. It can only be The Fool.
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>>102496
You know what, let's do this. Peter's stand is 「Smooth criminal」, with the ability to steal things even figuratively, such as the poison from the barbs.
For balancing reasons it has very low strength
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>>102509
So smooth and wet?
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>>102388
1. Load last savefile.
2. If that's before/during the court case, tell the judge it was actually Gnat that saved the child. She might get accepted back into Wizardry School.
3. Stay fucking away from this road.
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>>102539
>tfw we're in a roguelike
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>>102388
As a skilled thief, you've actually built up an immunity to all types of poison, including manticore (Krkkt) poison. Use what it thinks will be you recoiling in pain and instead tilt forward and stab it in the eye
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>>102451
Secound
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>>92797

nice. :)
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>>102555
>As a skilled theif, you've actually built up an immunity to all types of poison, including iocane powder

FTFY
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>>102451
Second.
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>>102388
>rip in peace
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>>102703
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>>102388
Que poison induced fever dream in 3..2..1..
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>>102757
Actually, this was all the flashback. Only now we're waking up from its effects.
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>>102388
Now for our New Hero!

Mike Hoksbig
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>>102768
A mercenary with a heart of gold (around his neck)
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>>102768
>>102770
Fruit connesseur and manly

Also Hawksbig*
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>>102485
kek
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>>102388
Well that's our story. Peter's dead.
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>>102768
Or as they call him in his hometown, Comedy Dog.
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>>102880
Who?
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>>102900
Hey look this dude don't know Comedy Dog.
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>>102388
Pffft, you call those deadly barbs, I've seen more painful stings from bees. Suck it up. Kill the beast.
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>>102918
Im 5 and i dont know what this is
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>>101265
Pfft, this guy doesn't know how to count to 5

1, 2, 5, it's that easy.
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>>101265
>>102930
You guys are idiots

It's 1 2 4 5 you fucking numbskulls.
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>>102923
I'm 69 and I don't know what this is
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>>102923
>>102956
Fug ment for >>102918
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>>102948
it's 1 1 2 3 5 you numbnuts
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>>102948
>all these retards forgetting 6
1 2 6 4 5, holy shit.
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>>102965
Obviously you counted 1 too many times, my loyal servant has infomercial me that it's 1,2,3, after that I do believe it 14, and then 5.>>102978 six comes somewhere afterward.
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>>101265
>>102930
>>102948
>>102965
>>102978
>>102985
you guys are all retarded, it's 5 5 5 5 5
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>>102956
Seriously, these barbs are pansy ass barbs, you'll be fine.
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>>102388
Axe it a question, wait no axe. Knife to meet it then
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>>102993
1 2 2 2 5 once I caught a fish alive
6 8 2 4 10 then I let it go again

Can't you even get that right.
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>>103003
>>103019
>>102985
>>102978
>>102948
>>102930
At least most people can agree that it's only 2 barbs.
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>>103066
That is absolutely disgusting anon.
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>>102388
oh shit, is it actually over? Please no, I really like this quest and we never even got a chance to hug_ Gnat
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>>103075
We were hit in the arm dude, we'll be fine.
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>>103075
What the fuck anon!
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>>103080
Oh, right, none of that perversity can occur with that arm.
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>>102388
that last panel is actually scary/worrying, good on you Okk
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>>102388

>Throw a knife at his face prefferabley in the nose or eyes area. It will either cause harm or force him to dodge making it easier for Gnat to catch him off guard with a spell.

>Say something clever.


Why say something clever?

It speaks our language, that mean's it's probably interacted with people in the past, and since prey victims often don't make for good conversation practice it's probably spent time talking with people it didn't quickly kill and eat.

>conversation brings, sensibilities, tastes and opinions

>furthermore he didn't just attack from silence like the sort of predator just looking for food. (like the fire breathing Skvrkt did back in Thread 1) He started talking to us first.
> This suggests were dealing with a murderor who happens to also be a predator. Someone with an ego who derives satisfaction from victimizing and killing.


>We are a charismatic thief who is used to reading and manipulating others. So we can use this to our advantage.
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>>103186
>conversation brings, sensibilities, tastes and opinions

Two things I can think of we can manipulate off the top of my head

>it's ego (by bruising it or stroking it)
>it's opinions and tastes

Also saying something clever will hopefully prod the predator to keep talking, giving us more things to use against it.
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>>102388
PLOT TWIST
Peter never really was the main character of this story.
Cue "Enter Name" prompt.

>inb4 Chad
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>>103291
I think it's still too early to just kill him off
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>>103297
Good point. Then again, think The Legend of Zelda. Is all about Link. And from the very beginning too. Minus brief "Zelda is missing/dead/whatever" intro.
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>>103306
I've only played OoT, does Zelda die in one of the games?
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>>103319
Nope.
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>>103291
See
>>102768
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>>102768
>>102768
It's just a flesh wound
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>>102768
Viola D. Muslims
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>>102768
Arthur C. Withermoor, Aeronautical Entrepreneur
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>>102409
>>102403
>>102768
why would a needle to the arm be deadly? you guys are wimps if that is all it takes
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>>103900
because theyre fucking poisonous

why would they not be poisonous?

it will kill us over time because unless the dean has some magic shit in his hat we are F U C K E D
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>>103900
I think it means a hero to save him
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>>103922
Wizards can make potions and potion can cure us
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If only we had some of the mythical GREY STUFF, the only known cure for manticore venom... Alas, it is only found in securely locked reagent vaults...
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>>104007
That shit is just as likely to turn us INTO a manticore as it is to cure its venom, best not to mess with the stuff.
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>>103319
Zelda is technically dead in the beginning of Zelda 2. Though she is revived at the end.
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>>103959

I'd like to see Gnat, someone who isnt even a wizard but a student, make a potion for us that will cure us of poison while she is being attacked by a fucking Krkkt.
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Is the whole thread babbies? It's just a scratch.
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It gets worse! This creature is no ordinary manticore, for no mere man could thrive on the Bandit Road! He is... a Banditcore!
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>>104614
Manticore, and those look like bolt sized quills. They are also barbed so they won't come out easily and if they did get ripped out the wound would be much larger and make us bleed out quite quickly.
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>>102388
Reveal metal arm, get pissed that manticore broke the ketchup packets you were storing in there and attack with throwing knives.
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>>102388
We won't fall here without hurting it. Use our special throwing knife attack.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>104996
SWORD THROW ATTACK!
also known as "shitty quest reference strike"
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

You guys are joking around, but if we're not careful he's gonna die. So let's try and attack.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>105379
>>105437
Lets hope I do better than these two
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>105440
>>105437
>>105379
Kill yourselves.
/This/ is how you roll.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

Sure, I'll roll the cursed dice for peter too.
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>>105452
You sure?
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>>105459
Use this to murderlize the Krkkt
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>>105461
Me and this other guy got a bit mixed up, that's all.
>>105459
You see?
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remember, thieves can still abilities, steal it's quill attack!
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He didn't even die what's wrong with you people?
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I'll try to get a page up in the morning before I go to work
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>>106003
people don't care about the story which is literally called The Legend Of Peter T. Titmouse I guess
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>>106005
You're a godsend
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>>106005
Are you hype?
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>>106003
>>106029
they are fatalists, also some are probably trolls.
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The Hokman post was meant ro save Peter, not replace
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>>106132
That's how I read it anyway.
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>>95882
Christ been ages since I last saw that.
Wasn't there four parts to it, or was it a trilogy?
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>>106420
5 parts. All magnificent. Watch the rest if you haven't already.
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>>106485
>5 parts
nigga what
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Please deliver us one today Okk, I will sacrifice a goat in your honor
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In memory of Gen VI, once and for all killed by the new starters, we need a moment of silence.
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>>107058
What the fuck are you talking about, those starters are fucking great.

Except the seel but I don't like water types that much anyway.
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>>107091
The seal and owl are the good ones, fag.
But now it is completely, 100% certain.
Zygarde is dead, and Gamefreak killed him.
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>>107058
>>107091
>>107123
I like the cat's eyes.
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>>107137
Cat is best.

Though honestly I'm more interested in seeing the third legendary, and if it'll be space, star or eclipse themed.
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>>107137
>>107146
>Liking the cat
We had enough Goddamned cats already.
I liked Cubble better.
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I just want my doge starter.
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>>107157
>Thinking there's such a thing as too many cats
But admittedly I am a sucker for fire starters.
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>>107169
Now to yank the wire we attached to that knife to have the knife wrap around the krkkt's tail and pull it off balance!
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>>107169

Don't rely on aim, you're clearly too impaired for that at the moment. Provide an adequate distraction so Gnat can waste this fool, you don't need to be aware for that.
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>>107169
Since we've managed to remove the barbs while it was distracted by Gnat's spell, see how it likes having its own barbs stabbed into its face.
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>>107169
What the fuck?
>Needles gone in panel 6
Guess thanks to rules of RPG projectiles don't stay embedded in the body beyond the "getting hit" animation. I'm okay with that desu.

Also ask Gnat if she has any healing/support spells. Barrier of sorts would be nice.
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>>107169
Must not have cut to deep if the wound isn't bleeding.

Just act as a distraction.
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>>107216
>I'm okay with that desu.
/qst/ is seriously plagued by unfunny word-filters as well? What's wrong with acronym for "to be honest"?
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>>107210
>>107216
This was an artist error :(
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>>107244
It's the cancer killing /b/. Also what's wrong with desu's and senpai's?
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>>107251
Bummer. New plan: Fall to the ground and pass out.

>>107244
This isn't Twitter, if you want to talk like a retard go do it somewhere else.
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>>107169
Act like the poison barbs are taking effect, so the Krkkt tries to deal the killing blow, then stab the fucker in the face
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>>107251
There I fixed it.
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>>107169
Can we cut the barbs out with a knife?
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>>107300
sort of
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>>107300
Cut the barbs out with a spare dagger while Gnat continues attacking.
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>>107268
So use of acronyms is considered retarded now?
It's sad to see how everything is turning shit slowly but steadily.
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>>107311
>now

If you think your stupid Twitter bullshit being frowned upon means the site is turning to shit then you can feel free to leave.
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>>107311
There's only one person here acting shitily.
>>107300
Act as a distraction, you can't do any damage in your state, time for Gnat to go all out!
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>>107311
Why not just type out the full thing?
Anyway, the filters are funny, desu.
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>>107311
>So use of acronyms is considered retarded now?
>considered retarded now?
>now
Welcome to 4chan please get your gold membership by inserting a bullet into your head at trans-sonic speeds.
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>>107300
Time to berate it, saying it has horrid aim, couldn't even knock Peter out with it's terrible poison. Go full on critic mode on it. Unleash your inner Gordan Ramsay on ambushing. It didn't even wait for us to fall asleep!
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>>107300
Peter and Gnat get ate, as this whole thing was a long and drawn out prologue to introduce our ACTUAL hero;

Chai Mera, freedom fighter on a quest for the independence of persecuted monsters from the tyranny of humans and the magic wield ers that rule them
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>>107388
Will you shut the fuck up about le true hero already?
It's literally Peter's history
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>>107404
Nah, I'm good
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Gnat is incapacitated and Peter feels the poison taking effect. His options becoming limited, he tries diplomacy and apologizes for trying to set it on fire. The manticore isn't very upset since the worst it's suffered so far is mild annoyance. Find out what it wants and if Peter is going to die from the poison if untreated.
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>>107300
AIM LOWER, TO HIS LEGS
THINK AHEAD OF HIM TO GET THIS CHEAP CHIMERA STUCK, HE'LL BE NOTHING SLOWED DOWN
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>>107300
Use a smoke bomb/throw some dirt in it's eyes to blind/distract, then try to cut off the tail.

Bonus points if you can work a flashback lesson from your old crew in there somehow
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>>107586
>Use a smoke bomb/throw some dirt in it's eyes to blind/distract
Don't forget to yell "POCKET SAND!"
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>>107300
Continue succumbing to the poison until you see four knives and a full horizon of manticores. You can't miss if the target is everywhere.
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>>107300
I see literally no way to solve this without doing an ex machina
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>>107300
Pocket sand and try and vine it, a non-moving target is an easier target to hit
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>>107704
We could always die and then bitch to the reincarnation god that the difficulty is too high.
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Most likely this is the introduction to the warrior buddy who will be coming to the rescue. Sir Catalina with his jovial garlic armor.
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>>107806
BIRDBRO WILL SAVE US
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>>107300
Still always have the potion to throw at it
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>>107852
or to drink
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>>107300
Luckily we can throw knives like boomerangs and that knife will come back around and hit him in the back of the head.
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>>107889
go, crazy diamond
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Double the vision? DOUBLE THE KNIVES.
(Fan pattern, bro)
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>>108469
The trick is to throw knives at everything that isn't Gnat
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>>108526
Easy! Since in this poisoned state we cant hit anything we aim at we'll simply throw everything directly AT her, thereby ensuring her safety!
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>>108605
That is the secound most stupid thing ive ever heard
Do you evan read?
Srysly, the less lilkly it will happen the more
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>>108637
Wow were you having a stroke or something buddy?
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>>108637
No im typing on a sitty as phone
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>>107806
>>107812
>>107388
Nope, stop
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>>108637
I was being facetious you fucking fag
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>>107300
Succumb to the poison, let Gnat get taken away to be a Manticore breeding slave, and let us play as Chad the Savior of Children.
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>>108926
Wouldn't it be terrible if Chad came to our rescue right now?
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>>108930
"Fucking sun wizards"
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>>108930
DELETE THIS!
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>>107300
The vines would actually be pretty helpful right now; they could keep the manticore in place and hold down its tail.
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>>108930
I'm for this. Alternatively, Falco saves us with a swift L-canceled dair.
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>>109762
But what if he responds by wavedashing and follows up with a fair?
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>>108930
What if he woos Gnat again?
Remember
>"Oh my god he is so fucking hot."
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>>105765
>naming Marche Ramza
Shit/10 taste
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>>110763
How's that worse than making him a thief, ever?
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>>107852
Have GnatTHROW THE HARPY GUANO
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>>110766
Can't really go wrong with counter in the early game or getting ninja for doublesword ever
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>>105765
>>110763
>>110766
>Not naming him Luso
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>>110763
True, everyone knows Marche is a way better character than Ramza. Top tier FF protagonist and perhaps one of the sexiest the series has ever had.
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We're in autosage aren't we?
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>>112438
Sure looks like it old buddy.
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New thread
>>112503



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