>>92797
take a swig before she gets the chance to explain what it is

>>92814
Do it. Fucking drink it, you nerd.

>>92814
>>92819
Guys, please! Are you not men of science? Slip it into someone else's drink and find out what it does. Why risk ourselves?

>>92819
It´s goblin´s poo.

>>92797
Part ws with Gnat and go back to the cave where your Group of Merry Rascals are.

>>92834
Sounds like a good plan.

>>92797
God damn lawyer he's the devil incarnate.

Try that stuff on some people you hate (that lawyer) and se what happens.
If bad, well, to the next destination.

>>92814
sure, why not?

>>92814
what could possibly go wrong?

>>92797
CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!

Bah, lets leave this crap town anyways.

>>92823
Pfft, SELL someone the opportunity to take a swig and test it for you, get some cash flow going. So far this whole endeavor has cost us at least one coin for magic tricks, very unprofitable.

Somewhere in the background, M. Night Shyamalamachingchong is saying "What a tweest!"

>>92797
>>92814
As with all substances abuse, at least get some snacks or something for the trip.

Also, fondue shop date??

As usual honesty is the answer. Oh well.

it's a potion of teleport to fondue shop

>>93020
Concur, we should celebrate at the fondue shop

>>92797
FUCKING THIEF ATTORNEYS
STOP STEALING MY POTION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92797
goddamnit you guys

>>92797
Mission accomplished. Doesn't matter if some douchebag gets a medal we can just steal the thing if it's so important.
Did you get bored of doing the court room part?

This quest is so fucking good.

>>92797
so much talking, i am reading HxH?

>>92797
God damn it. At least she's off the hook.

>>93190
Questy is great.

>>92797
We should ask Gnat her real name

I love how Peter is actually pretty quick-witted and competent, yet always sabotages himself by trying to be too sneaky.

>>92797
So Chad's luck potion is what led to him getting a medal from this whole proceeding, wasn't it.

>>93262
It's Natalie, we heard it in court.

>>93343
Right, sorry.

GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>92843
See, that's why we didn't become a lawyer, even with a Goddamn law degree.
We don't want to be associated with guys like him.

>>93464

Yeah, better to pursue an honest trade, like thievery.

>>93472
Don't be a sarcastic son-of-a-bitch with me.
At least we're nice.

>>92797
Slip the potion into Gnat's drink

>>92797
Pour potion into mouth; share with Gnat via deep tongue kiss.

>>93659
I like this one the best.

>>93659
yes.

>>92797
Chug that shit down

>>93659
This is good. We should do this.

>>94021
>>93370
>>93111
>>93015
>>93020
>>92814
>>92819

All these responses to drink, surely democracy should win?

>>92797
Down that shit, science time.

>So many posts suggestion Peter drink the grey stuff
Whelp! I hope you all enjoyed my comic!

>>94361
You pressed the red button anons.

>>94361

Just have him do a fakeout drink where he pours it from a profile view to make it look like he drank it, see if the girl cares for our well being.

>>94361
Let's go with the convoluted choice, just to see what happens

>>94361
he died as he lived
being stupid

>>93659
Excellent idea

>>93659
>>94361
If we do this, we can continue the story in the afterlife! Make it a quest about making it back to the land of the living.

>>92970
this

>>94361
Thanks for your work. Will we see more of these characters again?

>>92797
I'm surprised the kid didn't recognize Natalie.

>>94361
never, ever, give a group of "players" something to kill themselves so easily with.

curiosity had the cat go into the dark alley with nothing but a broom handle and accept the curious mans free ""booze""

>>94502
I can imagine it now.
Natalie: Why did you do that!? You literally just killed us!
Peter: Yeah, you could say I'm a real lady killer.

>>92797
Let's not be retarded and NOT drink the grey stuff.

>>94539
Same here, though maybe they took the kid off the stand and ignored her once they decided Chad was a hero.

Man, fuck Chad

Plz don't kill them, Okk

>>92797
Let's be retarded and drink the grey stuff.

>>94622
This, unless OP decides to continue their crazy antics in the afterlife.

>>94661
Yeah it would be kind of a letdown after getting really hooked on the quest two days ago.

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>>94361
GIVER HER YOUR SOUL GEM, GIVE HER YOUR SOUL GEM!

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>>94361
welp that´s it

>Assuming a Luck Potion should be drunk
>It's a balm.

>>92797
God dammit. Well at least the girl knows it was us and we're not in jail. But if we had told the truth we might have been able to get Gnat back in school.

>>94858
What really baffles me is a) the lawyer really is a total scumbag since he knew about the lotus root being used as a cure the whole time and b) the case ended up with the finger pointed at Chad, but while he's pardoned for the lotus root what about everything else that was stolen?

>>94945
I was wondering about that too. Lawyers have to be scumbags sometimes, it's in their job description. I'm sure Chad will get what's coming to him eventually. At our hands. Even though he hasn't really done anything we've seen other than be an asshole.

>>94622
yeah let's do this one
y'know
maybe ask her what the hell it is before we drink it
because in court that was only expressly stated to be a reagent and not a potion

>>94998
That's a crime punishable by death. Let's force feed chad the grey sludge.

>>94361
Are you going to pull a pokéquest 2?

Twist: Peter tries to drink it, but it's a jelly that won't come out, giving Gnat time to intervene

>>95239
Thankfully, Peter being a thief, he always carries around a straw for just such an occasion.

>>94361
Replace Peter with the Comedy Dog. Not like there is much difference.

>>95261
Then Comedy Dog turns to Okk and says that Chrono Trigger sucks

>>95261
Then we should assume this takes place in the pokéquest universe or that Comedy Dog can travel through different dimensions

>>95257
Have you ever tried sucking really thick jello? That shit won't come out no matter what.

>>95298
Comedy Dog could never do that, Chrono Trigger is the reason why he's alive.

>>95298
But Chrono Cross is a masterpiece.
>>95312
Both.

>>95319
Peter is pretty good at sucking hard.

>>94361
C-can't we roll on how fatal it is?

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>>93659
>>94361

>>94361
Spill it on Gnat's clothing instead then!

>>95467
Inb4 shrinking regent that results in lewd

>>95522
No need to thank me, I did get you caught and such.

Hey does anyone in Spat need knives?

>>95522
she totally knows

>>95522
Screw Spat want to do a heist that will leave both of us rich enough to make kings jealous?

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>>95522
We should go to Spat together. We're best friends now, after all.

>>95522
You need to follow her for her safety. We saved her ass twice.

>>95522
Move to Spat without her noticing, and once she finds us there play it off like we were just here to sell knives.

>>95561
upvote

>>95522
It's not harpy guano...it's people guano. People mixed up with guano.

>>95522
We are a masterthief. Steal that reagent and get it on your skin

>>95522
Oh come on.
We should later steal it back from her and DRINK IT

>>95574
DOOOO IIIT

>>95522
I'd love to join you.
I haven't had this much fun stealing stuff in months.
Hanging around Bandit road and stealing stuff was getting pretty old anyway.
I don't really have too much of a reason to stay around here anyway possibly because there's so many people who know I steal stuff.
Maybe I can even move my knife salesman and stealing stuff business with me to Spat!

>>95522
Hug her.

>>95522
WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I HAPPEN TO BE HEADING TO SPAT AS WELL.

>>95522
Sounds like she could use an escort through bandit road.
A dangerous place, we would know.

>>95522
Sounds like she's hiding something. Press her for more details about the potion.

>>95588
This

Also we should totally steal that Potion and drink it when she isn't looking.

>>95522
Just say "I'll join you." No need to beat around the bush this time.

Oh, are you? Then why are we in a fondue shop?

>>95522
Bye. I'll always remember you Gnat because I'm kidnapping you

What if we don't follow her?
What if we go and do our own thing in a completely different direction, ignoring the designated love interest?

>>95630
ok that's pretty good

I don't remember stealing that bottle from the reagents store.
Where did that even come from?

>>95654
Yeah. I just assumed it was in the huge pile of shit he stole.

>>95522
Ask her what she'll do when arrived in Spat.
We're bored with the bandit life and we have a bestiary to fill up, a mage would be useful, also she's nice

>>95522
She drinks the potion

She turns into Comedy Dog

And Comedy Dog pukes Gnat out

>>95522
"Alright, later Natalie. Oh, and watch out, the thieves on bandit road are more dangerous than you'd think." :^)

>>95661
But it would have had a ward on it, that's why nothing else was in bottles.
This evidence was fake evidence! We were set up!

"At least allow me to escort you there. I don't have a place to return to either way."

;_;

>>95676
No wait Okk hear me out ok

No seriously

What if Comedy Dog came back

With a corn in his mouth?

Peter feeds the potion to a conveniently placed brown dog when Nat isn't looking. This bestows the dog with the gift of comedy.

>>95681
Well obviously. We managed to dodge the trap though.

>>95693
Will you please shut up about comedy dog

>>95588
agreed
can't leave behind the waifu
>>95640
then we will be a massive failure

We need a cliché overly-edgy and mysterious character to impose themselves into the plot much to everyone's dismay.

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>>95708
I can't

>>95522

Seriously, let her go, meet her up in a later act or something. This is stagnant, man.

>>95708
Never, he's my waifu.

>>95522
Show up as a bandit on her way to Spat.

>>95751
This, continue the theme of leaving then turning up later

>>95759
And what, get a restraining order? Cue another court episode. We really don't need that shit.

>>95712
We need Artemis Entreri?

>>95795
You think gnat's gonna prosecute us?
Come on now this is a budding friendship, she never seems annoyed to see us anyways

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>>95813
What if she does?

For someone who was just recently giving Peter grief for stealing stuff, she sure is keen to keep the goods.

>>95807#
Yeah, pretty much. Something that could move the plot along while still having the potential for ridicule. They could show up on the way to Spat.

>>95522
Being a mage isnt working out for her, so why don't we teach her to be a bandit? A MAGE bandit! Shes already into tentacles. TO BANDIT ROAD!

>>95899
I'm guessing it's actually something that was in Gnat's possession that just got confiscated with all the reagents.

>>95882
She wouldn't. It would make no sense.

Surprise entrance of the lawyer. He's the one who planted that bottle. He needs someone to do a dirty job for him. They can't refuse, he'll ruin their lives for stealing from court if they don't.

>>95939
It would be the other way around, obviously.

You find a runabout.

You decide to steal it, since no one would ever know.

>>95522
Ask if she's going to give up on the carier of magician. Convince her do not give up. Then try to recall what were we doing before meeting her.

>>95522
Steal it back and get some on Chad's skin.

>>95994
Damn those questers! They drive me to drink!

>>95994
Three brothers turn up convinced you've kidnapped Gnat.

Unhand her Peter Titmouse!

>>96556
we're in there

>>96556
wait what was she about to say?

>>96556
WE DID IT REDDIT
Walk proudly

>>96556
We did it boys, we stole her heart!

Lets go onward! TO ADVENTURE!

>>96556
>>96556
NOW FUCKING ROB HER ON BANDIT ROAD

We are after all dick thieves

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Gnat a cute

>>96584
DAMMIT ANON
Now i want to do that

>>96556
She wants the D

>>96600
C U T E

>really don't find Gnat that attractive

>those suggestive as fuck eye lashes

M-m-muh dick

>>96556
Well, what are we waiting for? gather up our sack of shit we've stolen so far, grab our bestiary, and lets get out of here.

>>96605
Bruh, she wants the P. As in, the Peter

>>96600
Gnat a qtp2t

>>96556
Panel 4 is the cutest shit, follow by some 18+ rated bedroom eyes.
I think we're friends guys

>>96556
Not to mention we need to discuss our bill
For being her lawyer and all

>>96600
If she wouldn't have that eve size diffrence.It turns down me.

>>96624
J-Jeez, don't use words like that to describe Gnat!

What are her fetishes, /qst/?

>>96556
>inb4 she robs us on bandit road
Plus
>>96629
Has a point, we DID just get her off scot free. Lawyerson & Lawyerson & son law firm, victorious again!

Now's our chance!
Don't do something stupid and embarrassing like accidentally setting ourselves on fire at a camp site and then puking on her.

>>96639
thieves and fondue
honestly though let's not sexual this, this a fun quest

>>96556
Sounds like a plan...have we got everything we need for the journey?

And serriously though, what's in the bottle. Don't tell me it actually IS harpy guano.

>>96556
>>96183
This

>>96556
Now like the Douglas SBD pilot ready to drop our payload down a Jap cruiser's waiting funnel we must judge the perfect time to pull up and start playing had to get ourselves.

>>96652
I thought it was sunrays and red robes

Yo, why doesn't she try to counter-sue Chad for libel? Either the story about the girl and him will be proven false (by the mother's testimony) or he'll pay out to Gnat. In either case since the school has dropped charges it'd be a win-win for her.

>>96667
Get outta here Chad

>>96683
All of the shit about robbing the school is true, though.

>>96702
Double Jeopardy laws? She was found innocent of the crime, she can't be tried for it again. Since she's planning on leaving/was already expelled, this town doesn't matter much anymore

>>96683
Nah you gotta learn when to just move on

>>96702
It IS true. That means he either isn't a big damn hero (and Gnat is) or he keeps image and pays Gnat for Libel & Slander.

>>96713
Yeah, but it stops being libel if it's true.

>>96713
Because she has had enough of this whole crazy ordeal and just wants to get back to her home town with her new frie- hired protection.

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>>96600
Fixed.

>>96749
thanks

>>96556
So what schools of magic was Gnat studying?
So far we've only seen her vine stuff.
Take an interest in her.

>>96718
It's not intentionally malicious; all of the evidence being found in her room is true and all of the circumstances pointing to her is true, so it's a reasonable defense to make that she's a more likely culprit. That was more of the prosecutor's work anyway. At worst, he could be found in contempt of court for not fessing up about "being the thief", but people love him so much they wouldn't go through with it, or just give him some minor fake punishment.

>>96769
Btw. what program do you use? Just curiosity.
And secound question: will be http://darksquid.org/ working and if, when? I know that side sites like ~/pokequest/ are working, but main site is not.

>>96780
Gonna second this, lets learn more about our party member!

>>96780
Oh yeah, we don't know what she can cast atm. Keep it vague as to her spell list so we can be a bit more spontaneous, but we do need to know roughly what she's capable of

>>96780
This, we need to learn more about our little wizard friend

>>96556
I sure hope that no spooky strangers cause trouble for our heroes on Bandit road

How much money do we have at the moment from the skrvt and the stolen reagents?

We should have some chit-chat with Gnat on the way. Discuss who we are a little bit, find out who she really is. You know, friend things.

>>96652
>Sexualizing isn't fun

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>>96556
I'm back from my weekend vacation.

>>97096
My heart, anon. I was actually thinking about making a chart like that but I figured I'd wait for more content.

>>97096
Where's "asking to fug"

>>96556
Why's the protag of this Guybrush Threpwood's lost cousin?

>>97121
Gnat is pure. PURE.

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>>97121
I still have to unpack, but probably something like this.

>>97121
Sex is not wiz biz!
Don't sexual the gnat!

>>97133
>Implying were not secretly just Guybrush

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>>97121
Here

>>97148
>implying she didn't hold hands with Chad

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>>96556
also I like that sudden realization where Gnat realizes that she isn't being treated like a little girl, but rather Peter has a crush on her.

Believable/10

Good immersion.

Waiting for canon lewds.

>>97192
BAN THIS SICK FILTH

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>>97192

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>>97213
BLUE SUN SHIPPERS GET OUT REEEEEE
THIEF MAGE OTP!!!
CHAD TIT KEKS CONSIDER SUICIDE

>>97203
>canon lewds.

They don't even have to be canon

>not realizing Gnat got a crush on the NERD this entire time

>>96556
This could get awkward when all the OTHER bandits on Bandit Road want to rob Gnat blind

>>97239
No one loves Nerd Wizard.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462178058082.webm

>>97267
Maybe we should try to pick up more party memebers? Safety in numbers.

>>97299
I love Glasses Wizard.
He may have poor eye-sight, but I like him.
I hope he comes back.

>>97300
We could also win more of Gnat's trust by saving her from scary bandits

>>97353
What, stage a mock robbery with our gang and 'save' her from them?

>>97364
That's stupid, we don't have a gang...

...any more, that's why we were unconscious at the side of the road.

>>97364
Don't do this, she will eventually find out it was a sham. Women ALWAYS find out.

>>97364
That's lame. She already likes us enough, we don't need cheap tricks like that.

>>97364
Do we even have a gang? Our own backstory hasn't been covered much yet.
I can believe that we'd have a comrade, or at least an associate of some kind

>>97300
More grills will present themselves in due time. But Gnat will forever be OTP.

>>97391
Harem route

>>97391
I said we should try to pick up more party memebers, not more girls.

>>97415
ah, so the memebers thing wasn't just a typo
If we've got a wizard and a thief, we're still looking for a knight and a healer right?

>>97438
Yeah, we kinda have no defense and bad health right now

>>97339
You are a bro.
Glasses Wizard needs a canon name.
He can be like the cabbage salesman in AtLA, showing up occasionally to be depressed.

>>97481
Glenn Warbertle

>>97121
Here's the official OC response as directed by Comedy Dog.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462749660181.webm

>>97481
Peter titmouse
No relation

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>>97438
>>96556
3 people is the perfect amount for true safety. luckily when leaving there's a mercenary bird knight who needs to take care of some business in spat

this rounds out our party without messing up the romantic dynamic. plus :V CAW

>>97560
I'd rather have a qt bird girl blacksmith

>>96556
WE IN DERE

>>97560
Sqwark! You have Pickle Pee?

>>97568
I'd rather have a bro as fuck bird that used to be a man.
Looks like an ordinary crow, but was cursed by one of the strongest witches in the world because he was too RADICAL.
Now he needs to find another strong wizard to heal him.

>>97623
Nah, he's bro as fuck, and embraced his new life as a bird, and joins us on our noble quest

He becomes our wingman

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>>97645

>>97645
kek
But a bird can't lift, or knight, or even read very well. Tiny little bird eyes.
He needs to become a man again.

>>97645
Yeah but he can bring Peter some sick ass shiny stuff

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>>97685
>>97706
Of course, he was turned into a magpie
Or maybe pic related.

>>97685
We should just higher a gay bara mercenary knight

>>97744
Opposed to all that straight bara that exists?

>>97724
>Not a raven so he can be a lifterbro that loves poetry and go by the nickname NEVERMORE

>>97744
Fuck off baraposter scum. Fat, hairy, and ugly are not attractive traits. Just drop it.

>>97766
Its just so we can have a third party memeber that
A) has good defense and
B) doesn't interfere with the relationship between Gnat and Peter

>>97795
Why not just get a dog?

>>97795
I don't think Gnat wants to fuck a bird. Having a tank would completely fuck our stealth anyway.

>>97816
>high defense

I'm voting for bird bro. Either that or you could just go for some shmuck in a mask and leave their identity as Questy's choice to reveal at some later point

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>>97832
>We get to the final battle
>Everyone's almost dead
>Mask knight is the last one standing
>Takes off his mask
>pic related

>>97865
He finally takes off his mask to reveal

a second mask

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it's obvious the people want a bird bro. and we need someone with high defense. the plan seems pretty obvious that we need to hire a blockatiel

>>96683
>Either the story about the girl and him will be proven false
And then it will be proven that Gnat did it.

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>>97913

>>97939
Double Jeopardy and the school isn't pressing charges any longer for it since the dean saw it was put to good use.

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>Make your choice

>>97980
>implying pigs are birbs

>>97929
Take off the bird costume, Carlos

>>97973
It's too late. We have to move on with the story and if his lawyer tried to set us up with something we didn't steal no telling what he could pull.

>>97988
The assumption was that it'd be obvious which ones weren't birds.

>>97980
What is this?

>>98062
It's just art from the guy who did the final stage Broquest art. It's not from anything. http://shwigityshwonshwei.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>98062
Looks like the Bro Quest artist's work. Shwig or something, I think?

He's also doing the art of some porn game and would do monster drawing threads on /tg/ every now and then I believe.

>>98092
what porn game?

>>98127
http://breedingseasongame.blogspot.com/2014/02/welcome-shwig-to-team.html?zx=3fffe964cb75d2

>>98139
>Breeding Seasons
oh never mind then

>>98085
>>98092
Alright. I knew it was Shwig but I didn't know if it was from an actual thing or not

>>98396
Sometimes I just feel like I was created at the whims of nameless, faceless people I'll never know.

>>98396
Open our bestiary to the 'Peter T. Titmouse' Page.

>>98396
Born to a wealthy noble and ditched them because I wasn't in it for the fame.
Joined a group of mercenaries but wasn't cut out for it.
Fell on hard times and became a bandit.

Also I'm a chronic liar.

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>>98383
How about a meta knight? He has a mask AND can fly like a bird using his bat wings He's also pretty bara if you ask me. The perfect compromise?

>>98396
Well you see I grew-up in a- OH MY LORD, WHAT IS THAT?

>>98396
Well, let's see.
We're an actual lawyer who realised it's a lot easier to get money from people by taking it rather than by charging them for our services.
We then launder the profits via a knife selling business.

>>98396
Obviously we want to oversell ourselves as the greatest thief of all time. The only reason we're not widely known for it is that we've never even left behind a clue that we were ever there at any scene.

>>98396
I am the man with no name, Peter J Titmouse

I have the magical ability to create knives at any moment!
So I became a thief/Knife Salesman.
And then I was unconscious.

>>98396
I don't know anything about him, other that he's got his wallet and ID stolen by a handsome and dashing knife salesman.

>>98396
Tragic past that he doesn't like talking about.

>>98396
I was raised partially by birds and partially by extremely confused shoemaking fairies

>>98396
Well it's very interesting, you see
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN AS WE KNEW HIM THERE WAS SIR PETER OF TITMOUSE

>>98396
This guy is great. How he managed to steal both hats and the gavel is beyond me. I love it.

>>98421
This. It has a giant question mark next to his picture. She looks doubtful or something, and then Peter says >>98414

>>98435
Seems about right.

>>98467
Backing this, we should be just your average street urchin grown up with a false identity just trying to make ends meet.

All we can determine from this is we don't know who we are.

We did just wake up in the middle of a field.
Maybe we're a dream of the Fayth or whatever the fuck.

>>98396
But make sure, above all else, you don't talk about the ACCIDENT. You can't ever talk about the ACCIDENT, not ever since the ACCIDENT.

>>98536
We've never been able to look at the Viola the same way since.

>>98396
I'm a peasant with ideas above my station

>>98396
"My actions are guided by anons that come from the land of '4chan'."

>>98396

Do this >>98414 and this >>98435
>>98467
This is a good one too

>>98396
I'm an ambitious thief with a little penis and big dreams.

Is Glasses Wizard the only person we haven't swiped anything at all from so far in our journey?
considering we've stolen Gnat's heart

>>98396
"I can't remember, I think I have amnesia"

>>92797
HIS BANDANNA WAS THE SUIT THE WHOLE TIME
WHAT A TWIST

>>98635
Too big for a tie, too small for a suit.

WHAT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE BANDANNA

>>98657
Really stretchy material

>>98657
It's his bag of holding.

>>98673
Considering his hat fetish it would make sense for him to wear that as his hat

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>>98396

Peter was part of a band of roaming thieves. He liked hanging out with them, stealing shit and stuff, but one by one they left the trade and the band. Some got caught, others got rich enough to retire, a few got tired of living on the fringes of society, some men found wives. Peter himself just split up with what little was left of the troupe and was about to call it quits. He was going to start a knife selling business, but his adventuring spirit got reignited by Gnat.

This is as much as Gnat deserves to know for now. For all intents and purposes, the traveling thieves' band was a blessing back when he joined them.

>>98591
NO, FUCK OFF

>>98421
>>98467
>>98536

I like these.

>>98760
i like this one

>>98421
this

>>98760
>>98880
Seconded

>>98760
>>98880
>>98894
Thirded

>>98396

Well, I was born a noble, with parents that that presented me the following choices: become a doctor, or a lawyer. Naturally, I went down the path of the lawyer, because like FUCK I was going to spend a mind numbing amount of years for a doctorate. Of course, years of being "professional" just got so BORING, so I decided to take my act on the road and "sell knives" for a living.

>>98430
my vote is for this lol

>>98947
You need to spend a lot of years to become a lawyer too. Much longer.

>>98396
Thief skill #37: Deflect the question

>>98414
>>98421
>>98435
>>98760
these seem about right