Friendship and Bondinghttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Budew)Badges: 1Recently: You had a chat with your sister, invited Laki along, hosted a dinner for everyone, and had a non-violent, not-entirely hateful second with Jane.
Nobody knows we're a badass, but Laki generally believes, and Hana and Jane suspect now.How are we going to take over the world if we keep showing off like this?
>>949583We care about you Gobble
>>949604inadvertently start our own team. Herb just has to design the uniforms. Once our squad is fitted out in matching gear others will flock.
>>949616Jane best waifu 2017Is actually our perfect foil
>>949583Awwwww yis.Had a shitty couple of days, this should be good.
>>949623Opposites don't always attract
>>949604Simple Kindness, a /fit/ as fuck snorlax, and a bull shit rock
Great, just in time for me to go to bed because Yuropoor. I'll read the thread tomorrow, have fun and don't argue too hard over the waifus, guys. Also I hope I wake up to find Enosh in the top cut of San Jose's regional, his team is really fucking good.
I'm happy for the Jane support and the new thread
Wrote without thinking; Jane alone knows our secret for sure.The better question is how do we get her out of the way without anyone suspecting the truth?
Everyone is chattering about the massive dragon and it’s windy wake. You have to admit, seeing it leave into the setting sun like that is pretty good.Jane starts walking off. Her tight black dress hugs her hips as she sways them from side to side while trying to keep her heels from sinking in the mud.She glances back one last time, goes from looking concerned about falling over to giving you that fierce competitive look, and keeps going.An arm falls around your shoulder. It’s Polu! “I don’t know if I’ll ever understand that girl. But maybe we just need to battle again.” Hana starts coming over too. He takes his arm from over your shoulder and instead spins you around to face you. ”I really felt like I was getting you on a deeper level before when you and I were going at it. You know? Like all that stuff they say about male bondage makes sense.”Hana gets a funny face and ducks away. You hope that’s not your food disturbing her stomach. “Male bonding, but thanks.” You lean over to see.Polu’s face pops up in your view again. “So I heard you have a badge. That’s great! I’m right on your heels, bro. I’m taking the gym on tomorrow.” He tosses up a pokeball. “We’ve been training. And surfing. Jane said that surfing isn’t training unless we’re training to surf, but I think there’s something to it. My pokemon feel closer after a shared experience like that. Does that make sense?”>Ask if he wants another battle>Hey, can you show me how to surf?>Just chat for awhile>Uh huh. Uh huh. Excuse me (go to Hana)>Something else
>>949645>I'm up for battling again but give me a sec Hana looked sick (go to Hana)
>>949645>Hey, can you show me how to surf?>Just chat for awhileSOCIAL LINK GO
>>949645>Hey, can you show me how to surf?>Just chat for awhile
>>949645>Hey, can you show me how to surf?>Ask if he wants another battleTime to bond with Polu.>male bondage:^)
>>949645>Uh huh. Uh huh. Excuse me (go to Hana)Except without the excuse me part. And be actually interested. He might be onto something. Surfing could be a good team building exercise.>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>>949645>Ask if he wants another battle
>>949641We must be a paragon of kindness so nobody ever believes her.>>949645>>Something elseOur team helped with making the feast, didn't they? We could talk about that.>>Just chat for awhile>>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>>949645>Hey, can you show me how to surf?>Just chat for awhileFeel some interactions not having to do with battling him might be nice.
>>949645>Hey can you show me how to surf>just chat for a while
>>949645>>Ask if he wants another battle
>>949645>>Ask if he wants another battle>>Hey, can you show me how to surf?
>>949645>just chat awhile>if Hana is gone for too long, check up on her
“I gotta say, this was some grub, bro.” He thinks. “Those doughy things were crispy grubs, right? They reminded me of how my mom makes ‘em, but better.” he laughs. “Don’t tell her I said that, though. Is there any way I can repay you?”You hold back on being offended. He liked it, that’s what’s important. “Well, If I’m asking too much let me know, but can you show me how to surf?”He smiles from ear to ear. “Really? Wow, bro, that sounds great. There’s some killer waves coming in tomorrow. Let’s meet up and I’ll show you everything I know. I’m no mainlander when it comes to surfing, but I have a few tricks.” He slaps you on the back.The two of you chat for awhile. You offer to take care of the cleanup while everyone else is doing it, but they insist. Laki has to threaten you to keep you from grabbing some stuff.You learn a lot about Polu. He grew up watching a lot of surfer movies. They were from some surfer shop that closed up and sold them wholesale. He happened to have a video player and when his place had electricity he’d watch as much as he can. He started surfing on just wood, but got better at making boards. He saved up for his current one, though. It’s his pride and joy. His sister is a year older and doesn’t like it, though. Making a board is fine even if it’s not the way the Loanah people do it, but importing one is a waste.You feel a little strange hearing about how he grew up with less than dependable power. You’ve experienced a single power outage in your life.>Ask about his sister.>What island is he from?>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym>Tell him something about your life (write-in)>Thanks! See you tomorrow[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]
>>949875>What island is he from?>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym
>>949875>[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]Odd. They say why?>>Ask about his sister.>>What island is he from?
>>949875>Tell him everything you know from the electric gymHelp a bro out. Also the gym leader's kind of a dick. We should warn him about that a bit.>[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]Wut? Just like, up and packed their stuff and left, just now? That's really weird. You going to be ok on rent and such?
>>949875>What island is he from?>Ask about his sister.Also, Christ. Hope that doesn't cause any major issues.
>>949875>What island is he from?>Offer to tell him everything you know from the electric gym
>>949875>What island is he from?>Tell him everything you know from the electric gym>[Sorry about delay. House mate just suddenly moved out. Like, no notice]So wait, did they just walk out there or did they just text you saying they've left?
>>949875>>Ask about his sister.>>What island is he from?You aren't gonna get fucked in the rent right?
>>949875>Ask him about his sister (tell him about our own)>What island is he from?>Tell him everything you know from the electric gymIs it too late to check up on Hana?
>>949875>Ask about his sister>Offer to tell him everything you know from the electric gym>Ask about his pokemon and how they're doingJust offer since he might want to figure it out on his own. Also, I'd like to hear how he's getting along with his pokemon, particularly if he's had any trouble with Spiritomb.
“So what island are you from?”His joyful smile becomes hollow. “Ah, well, you know, north from here.” He sighs and looks down at the ground. “Kontote. But that’s not really interesting.”Laki’s eyebrow raises when she overhears that, but she doesn’t say anything.You tell him about your sister, and ask about his sister.“Oh, my sister? Well, my mom jokes about us being so different. She’s really uptight, you know? I don’t really like her friends. They’re really into some punk stuff. Everyone else on Kont-, err, from my neighborhood, likes all the stuff we’ve gotten from the mainland, but her and her friends hate it.” He slaps you on the back. “But hey, that’s just how it goes sometimes. The way I see it, you just got to ride the waves of life and see where they take you.”You chat a bit longer. He says he’s making progress with Spiritomb. As long as there’s a task like training, battling, or surfing, Spiritomb doesn’t lash out at him. But without anything to do he becomes it’s target.Everyone is finishing up cleaning. It’s taken a little longer since Hydreigon blew away a few things.>Ask more about Kontote>Give him a Sitrus berry for tomorrow>Go help with the rest of the cleanup>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb now>Something else
>>950031-Ask more about Konmote then give him the Sitrus Berry
>>950031>Ask more about Kontote>Go help with the rest of the cleanupMultitask!
>>950031>Ask more about Kontote>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
>>950031>>Ask more about Kontote>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
>>950031>Give him a Sitrus berry for tomorrow>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb nowEven if it's only temporarily.
>>950031>Something else>Make sure Hana isn't sick from the food.
>>949875Holy shit, I'm late. I was almost sure there wouldn't be a thread when there was no notice earlier.>Offer to tell him about the gym>Tell him something about your lifeThat time we helped grandpa raise a Vulpix.
>>950031>Go help with the rest of the cleanup>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb nowLet's hold off on Kontote, seems a sensitive subject. We can always talk to Laki for info later
>>950031>Give him a Sitrus berry for tomorrow>Go help with the rest of the cleanup
>>950051Okay, I'm late and I'm dumb.Seconding this because Hana is hilarious and adorable.Plus, I want to see exactly what Gobble can do with double entendre.
>>949919[Nah. You can still grab her tonight]>>949891>>949893>>949910>>949913[Yeah, they just took off suddenly. Packed all their stuff and left in like no time. They said they're visiting family for the holidays and unsure about coming back. Since they took everything, including their crackers and stuff, I'm pretty sure they're gone. I'm going to go ahead and change the locks since I forgot to ask for keys. They had a lease but I doubt I'll see that or them again. They were already behind on rent already. Strange people all around.]
>>950105Have some sidegame girl to feel better.
>>950105You know you have like, three points in entropy, right? It's a good thing! Life's never boring.
>>950031>Go help with the rest of the cleanup>Ask Keira if she can get the Ring Target off his Spiritomb nowIn case it isn't obvious, he's not willing to speak about Kontote for whatever reason.
>>950105I don't have anything helpful to add, so I'll share this.
>>950121Well, uncomfortable subjects generally make characters more interesting, so I'm cool with it.
>>950105Well shit, that sucks to hear. Hopefully it doesn't mess things up for you too badly Gobble.
So, who's seen Rogue One?
>>950105Shit sucks. Hopefully everything works out.I'm sure there's a leaf follower somewhere in here who could break some legs.
>>950178But Cutiefly could decimate Bewear.
>>950105>You can still grab her tonight
You move to help the cleanup. You can’t help it. You hate standing around and watching other people work. You try to avoid keeping Laki from seeing you, since she did threaten you earlier.“So, what can you tell me about Kontote? What’s it known for?”He helps you clean. “Heh. Well, you know...”You look at him. You don’t know.“Mining.” He leans in. “And raiding.”“Oh for the-” Laki, who apparently did see you after all and overheard the conversation, takes you both aside. “Kontote isn’t known for raiding. That’s my island. And we were good at it. I still do well on the annual festival. Kontote only had one raid, but it was a doozy. They conquered the entire region, for awhile. All the islands did what they always did when facing invaders. We banded together and fought back. Kontote lost, mostly thanks to my ancestors on Akaneki.” She flexes her arm. “And when it was over, Eelilee took their fire. They were disgraced, lost their temple.”Polu shrinks. “Well-”Laki puts you both in an armlock. “Well nothing. Nut up and own it. Your people never lost respect on my island, but the others aren’t as cool as us. You’re going to have to deal with that.” She flexes, causing you both to choke for a second. “I’ll forgive you today, but if you act ashamed of where you come from again, I’ll make you regret it. Now go train.” She shoves him off and smiles.He smiles back, despite coughing. “I’ll see you tomorrow, Herb.” He wheezes out.Laki eases up on you. “I told you I’d make you pay if you helped clean up. But I’m nice. I’ll forgive you this once.”>Tell Laki she was too harsh on Polu>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow>Tell Laki she shouldn’t eavesdrop>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way>Go see Hana>Something else
>>950308>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>>950308>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way>Go see Hana
>>950308>>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way>>Go see Hana
>>950308>That was nice of you, in your own way>OtherPolu is going to teach me how to surf!
>>950308>>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way
>>950308>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow>Tell Laki that was nice of her. In her own way>Go see Hana
You ask Laki if she wants to go surfing tomorrow.“Surfing? Nah. Not my sport. Well, I can relax on the beach, anyway. You’ll have to put lotion on my back. And you owe me those massages, too. Don’t think I won’t beat it out of you.” She grins at you, but it slowly fades. “Maybe I’m bullying you too much. You mainlanders take everything seriously. With Polu, you probably think I’m-”You stop her. “I think you’re nice. I don’t really understand everything, but you’re a good person.” You tell Laki.She gets a nervous snort. “Pssh, what? Jeez, i wasn’t fishing for compliments, Soft Hands.” She leaves, switching between trying to laugh your words off but not.Everyone thanks you for dinner. “That was very sweet, Herb.” Valerie tells you. “But you really didn’t have to help. You’re stretching yourself too thin.”Keira tells you it was really great.Their pokemon even say thanks, in their own ways. It’s a bit much, but you’re glad they’re happy.Hana is scratching Mace around his Macho Brace. He’s making a nice little purr sounding noise. It’s only when you get really close that you can hear a second, vibrating noise. It’s her arm!“Yeah, it’s pretty great, huh? When I first found out it could do that I didn’t leave my room for a w- Herb!” She jumps when she sees you.”“Hey, Hana.” You lean down to Mace to pat him on the head.“Hey, Herb.” She looks away, getting that flushed look on her face again. “Thanks for dinner.”>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask about her home island>Ask about her plans for her journey>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow>Something else
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask about her plans for her journey
>>950472>Ask about her plans for her journey>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrowcan she go surfing?
>>950472>Ask her if she's feeling okay.>Ask her about her journey.>When I first found out it could do that I didnt leave my room for a wee-.MY FUCKING SIDES.
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask be it she be how
>>950472>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow>Ask about her plans for her journey>“Yeah, it’s pretty great, huh? When I first found out it could do that I didn’t leave my room for a w"
>>950472>>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask about her plans for her journey
>>950472>“Yeah, it’s pretty great, huh? When I first found out it could do that I didn’t leave my room for a w- Herb!” She jumps when she sees you.10/10 Hana loreAlso, I'm glad Val doesn't seem to be mad at us. Her comment about us stretching ourselves too thin seems to indicate that she thinks of that as why we made a mistake while trying to help her, which could very well be true. Herb tries to do everything for everyone while thinking very little of himself; case in point, everything that's happened since the gym leader. She's worried about us, rather than mad, and that's a relief.>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask about her plans for her journey>Ask her to travel together
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okayButt. Also my choice; the food sitting okay with her?Then>Ask about her plans for her journey
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask about her plans for her journey>Ask her why she didn't leave her room. Assume it's because she was embarrassed about her arm.
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okay
>>950472Ah fuck, this >>950513
>>950513I'll support this, but only if Herb realizes why mid-sentence. He's not completely clueless. Also, that would make it funnier.
>>950472>She gets a nervous snort. “Pssh, what? Jeez, i wasn’t fishing for compliments, Soft Hands.” She leaves, switching between trying to laugh your words off but not.I know I'm late, but Laki a cute
>>950524I don't think Herb is gonna pick up on a vibrator.
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask about her plans for her journey>Ask about her home islandAsk if the food was alright. She was looking kind of weird when you were talking with Polu.
>>950536I'm pretty sure he knows they exist, and he's not exactly unfamiliar with the idea of masturbation.
>>950472>Ask how if she’s feeling okay>Ask if she wants to go surfing tomorrow
>>950512[Let me know if I've posted it before.]
>>950544No. He knows nothing of the subject. He's the purest of the pure.
I'm>>950541Supporting>>950513In addition to the write in.If Herb does figure out Hana, I want it to be as awkward and endearing as possible.
>>950524I disagree with thisHerb is not for lewd or for lewd thoughts
>>950549>>950562Man, he's naive, but he's not eight.>>950552Agreed. Awkward and endearing are good.
>>950574It's more fun if he's just completely fails to realize sex has anything to do with a given conversation unless it's explicitly pointed out.Herb's that type of pure, rather than knowing nothing about it.
>>950597I think that can get old if he just never gets it unless it's explained to him every time it comes up. But ultimately, it's not really a big deal.
>>950603I never considered what a vibrator was for until it was explained to me. And I'm a pervert. It just never crossed my mind that girls would use it like that.
>>950627I guess I don't really know what to say to that.
>>950637To assist anon. I'm a dude.When I was talking to a chick I new and we were discussing sex. She asked what it was like to vibrate when I got excited.She thought men vibrated when they were horny. She didn't think she was attractive because guys didn't go off like rattlesnakes when she was around.Not all places have sexual education anon. Southern United States it's taboo to talk about any of that at all.
>>950662Now you're besmirching the south....
>>950672I'm from the south and had to explain to a girl in high school that men didn't vibrate.So if there is any slight it's deserved.
>>950662I live in the Southern US, and that's not true at all.That said, I don't know about you, but I basically turn into a giant vibrator when I'm aroused, so u don't know what your problem is.
>>950683I'm in a rural area in North Georgia. It was true here 12 years ago. If you vibrate when sexually stimulated seek a doctor immediately.
>>950662Yours was more of a selective ignorance. The anon before basically just didnt put two and two together. This can happen to anyone, at the best of times. I remember I could never figure out the connection between a car and gasoline until I saw a diagram. And now Im a fucking Mechanical Engineer.
>>950679So am I, and the vast majority of people aren't retarded. Don't generalize
>>950691I mean, she could have just been stupid.
>>950701Not stupid just sheltered.
Gobble is Kill
>>950720Ye. But not forgot.
“Are you feeling okay?”“Huh? I feel fine.”“It’s just that you had this flush look on your face. Actually, now that I think about it, you get that a lot. It’s like something just sets you off.”She gives you the most awkward grin you’ve seen from a real person. “Oh, well, you know...”Oh, you’re an idiot. It’s probably got something to do with her injuries. How can you be so insensitive? “Oh. Hana. It’s an intimate personal thing, isn’t it? I shouldn’t have brought it up”She looks away, still squatting near Mace. “I guess you think I’m a freak, don’t you?”“What? No. I totally understand.” You remember your grandma had to battle a disease for a long time. Sometimes it made her get flush and have to sit down. You’re not a doctor, but Hana must have something similar. Memories of making your grandma a special tea to make her feel better spring up. You stand beside Hana. “It’s fine. I won’t tell anybody. If you want, I can help you. It can be our little secret. Just don’t complain about it being bitter.” You joke about the tea.“H-Herb?” She raises her eyes to your waist, but doesn’t look all the way up. She’s getting it really bad. “Here?”“Of course not. We’d have to go back at my place.” Uh oh. She’s not looking good at all. “That’s where the tea is.”“Tea?” She gives you a funny look, then she laughs. “What are you talking about?”You tell her about your grandma and her old health issues, the tea, and just a bit about your life. That must be helping because it gets her mind off of things. Everyone leaves as you talk until it starts getting really dark out. You ask her about her plans for her journey.Hana tells you about not wanting to travel alone. Valerie offered to let her come with her on her boat. Hana gets the feeling that Valerie wouldn’t take the boat if not for her. She tells you that her limbs need power to recharge. Not often, unless she pushes them beyond normal use, but enough that it becomes an issue. If she had an electric pokemon, she’d be fine.>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee>Something else
>>950750>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independentbut>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
>>950750>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee
>>950750>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent
>>950750>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon just in case >You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea
>>950750>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for herHana and Val seem like a cute duo. I think they'd probably work well as travel buddies.
>>950750>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her.Until she gets an electric pokemon that is.And.>Something else"Is there an electric pokemon you'd like to catch?
>>950750>>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her>>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee>>Something elseAll the buttons!! Also mention a vibrating hand would make mixing for cooking super easy.
>>950777I'm thinking suggesting ourselves to travel with because we know water is bad for her. So she might not like travelling by boat
>>950750>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>Ask if she wants to come with you to EelileeSo, Rotom or Zapdos?Rotom we know would be fun, but Herb's bullshit luck probably means we'll find a Zapdos somehow.
>>950750>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for herAnd ask her if there are any electric types she likes / if she would like any help finding one.
>>950750>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>Ask if she wants to come with you to EelileeBut be honest, we won't really have any way to get power for her tho.
>>950777Yeah, that write in needs to be said.
>>950792I thought it was more that a yatcht , as opposed to a wailord or smaller boat, will have a constant power supply.
>>950750>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>Ask if she wants to come with you to Eelilee>If she seems nervous about it, tell her we want her to come with us>Put the pieces together about the vibrator>Engage maximum overawkward
Does anyone know how Laki might feel about expanding our traveling group?
I think Herb is the kind of person that doesn't see value in themselves beyond the value others put on him. It explains why he tried to do everything for everyone.
>>950796Nah it'll be Chinchou or Lanturn
>>950750I vote for pretty much everything in >>950777 including the write-in.>>950796Rotom would be amazing, and it isn't really a legendary either.That said, they're rare as all hell, so who knows what we'll actually find.
>>950801It's still on water. That's scary no matter how big it is when your body soesnt even have default human buoyancy.
>>950822Come on, no Rotom with cybernetics?That's a sitter for shenanigans.
>>950818Nah. Herb knows he's not worthless, but he's not prideful either. He just takes a genuine joy in taking care of others. >>950831She has to travel between islands somehow. A big boat is safest.
>>950829We could ask Professor Palm if he has one.I mean, there's a Rotom-dex, after all.
>>950835I was referring to our luck playing into account that the only electric type we find would be the water typeRotom would be ideal, but unlikely
>>950822Tynamo for the sole sake of a "Herb's eight inch long eel" gag (assuming we catch and trade it over).But in all seriousness Chinchou/Lanturn is probably one of the better fits for her.
>>950750>Tell her you’ll help her catch an electric pokemon so she can be independent>You think travelling with Valerie is a good idea for her
>>950841I don't think he thinks he's worthless. Just that he has more value when others value him.
>>950818Hmm, maybe. I don't that I'd go that far, but he definitely has a tendency to place everyone else before himself, beating himself up when he makes mistakes, and he's been shown to be insecure about not being particularly masculine, including apparently being at least comfortable enough wearing girls' clothes to not find anything objectionable about it until other kids made fun of him for it.Like I said, I'm not sure I'd go as far as saying he relies on everyone else to measure his own self worth, but he's definitely insecure about a lot of who he is. But I mean, he's a teenager. The easiest way to embarrass a teenager is to confront them with something they like.
>>950856GO GO TYNAMO!
>>950856Herb's perfect IV 8/4 poker monster gives me funny feelings.We should consider trading with Hana if we catch a chinchou or tynamo.
>>950869I just realized how many Pokemon could serve as really niche service animals.
>>950750Let's take a moment to appreciate just how dirty a mind Hana has.
>>950899Let's take another moment to consider how willing she seems to follow through with the things her dirty mind assumes.
>>950904We need to make certain that everyone has each other's phone numbers before we all split up.
>>950899>>950904The reason she's one of my favorites is because she's the most like a normal girl her age out of any of the cast. Also because she's downright adorable with how coy she gets when her lewdness is called attention to. She's fantastic.
>>950912Do we have a phone? I'm blanking.
>>950904And let's take a further moment to imagine how that could go in the future.Really, the possibilities are endless.
>>950919Pokedex does calls, but the reception is spottier than a phone.
>>950919The pokedex has a short-medium range radio, but it wouldn't hurt to get a proper phone.
Everyone! Raise your hands and send Gobble your energy!
>>950958Silly anon, we all know Gobble is powered by Lewd.
>>950958She's achieved a form even beyond super gobble.
>>950958GOBBLE TAKE MY BUTTS!
>>950964Everyone! Lower your pants and send Gobble your energy!
“I think you and Valerie travelling together sounds like a good idea. You make a good duo.”“She’s so pretty. I’m a little jealous.” She confesses. “And she smells like flowers. And she has a nice voice.” She leans back. “She says nice things about my hair and looks, but I think she’s just being nice. I hope I don’t cramp her style.”“She wouldn’t have asked if she thought that.” You tell her. “Valerie has a really good eye for what looks good.” You think about what she showed you before her contest. She’s great at that stuff. “Like I said, you two make a good pair. But if you want help catching an electric pokemon, I’ll help you.”“Thanks, Herb. You’re sweet. I can’t really ask that of you.”“It’s fine! To be honest I want to see how other people do it. All my pokemon weren’t really caught. What kind of pokemon do you want?”She thinks. “Chinchou.”You pull it up on your pokedex to see where they live. “Great! We’re going to the beach tomorrow. We can make a day of it.”“I’m not really a beach person...” She shakes her head. “No. I’ll go. I’m not going to sit out.” She takes on an oddly determined aura.“Great! I’ll see you there.” You start walking away.She grabs the back of your shirt before you leave. “Are you good at keeping secrets?”You were hoping to avoid this awkward moment. You lean in close. “Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.”“About what?”“You know. Your week.”Her eyes blink as her golden brown face because a bright red. You feel the same going on.“You heard that?”You nod.“S-s-see you tomorrow!” Her voice cracks. She turns around and power walks away.You and your pokemon take the empty stack of dishes and start walking home. It’s an uneventful walk. The next day, you wake up to your whole family. Your mom, brother, sister, and dad are all home. You talk for awhile over breakfast before you have to head out again.Mom doesn’t stop fussing over you. She asks all about you eating enough, staying warm and safe. “You are staying safe, aren’t you?”>Tell her about your Hydreigon>Yes mom. Bye.>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask>Something else
>>950997>Tell her about your Hydreigon"It seems like everything works out in the end. Everyone here is so nice!"
>>950997>Tell her about HydreigonThen>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
>>950997When are all the family going to meet our mons? Or would that be better as a pastebin? There's a lot of potential there.
>>950997>>Tell her about your Hydreigon>Frying pans, who knew?>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?
>>950997>“Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.”>“About what?”>“You know. Your week.”Did Herb actually understand something lewd?>>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
>>951010When we have a full team?
>>950997>Tell her about your Hydreigon>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll askMight as well get it over with. He's going to ask anyway and it's hard to hide a giant three headed tsundere dragon.
>>950997>becauseShould be 'becomes'.
>>951015That's going to be in like 20 threads, though. Bah, fine.>Tell her about your Hydreigon>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
>>951014No, no he did not. He thought she was worried about ostracism. I'm betting it might hit him a bit later.
>>951024Meant to also link to>>950997
>>950997>>Something elseIntroduce your mon to your family.
>>950997>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?>Tell her about your HydreigonBasically all the things sound good.
>>950997>Tell her about Hydreigon>Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
>>951035Plus if we tell them all the things all at once and fast enough we can get away before they fully comprehend.
>>950997>Tell her about Hydreigon >Tell her about meeting Jacob. He owns the company she works at, right?>Tell your dad about the girls you’re friends with. You know he’ll ask
So, who wants to try and go for a Feebas?We've got a fishing rod and we'll be at the beach for the day, so why not?
>>951103We'll see what we get while fishing.
>>951103If Hana's going for a Chinchou, we might as well try for a Feebas both are extremely rare Pokemons to catch, so we'll probably be there for a while.
>>951103I'd rather a Staryu/Starmie or Slowpoke/Slowking
>>951103I'm cool with Freebas for a Milotic.Or a Relicanth (personal favorite esp if it has Rock Head)
>>951115Staryu would be cool.
>>951116My favorite is Lanturn, but I'll be happy if we can get Chinchou for Hana.>>951115I'd be fine with these too
>>951124Lanturn is cool
>>951116Relicanth is one of my favorite pokemon, always spent the time to catch one back in 3rd gen in any playthrough.
You'd need to roll bullshit well for Relicanth off of a beach.Feebas is slightly more feasible and it'd play into Herb's perceived bad luck to catch such an ugly pokemon.I mean how can something that ugly possibly be special? It looks like a very sick Magikarp.
>>951145Herb doesn't seem the type to think like that
>>951145Well one of Feebas' possible abilities is Oblivious, so sounds like a good match for Herb. Haha
>>951154I'm pretty sure that's the one that changes to Competitive when it evolves as well.Competitive is amazing, especially if the other pokemon has intimidate. Trading one level of Attack for two of Special Attack on a primarily Special Attacker is solid gold.
>>951151True, but Feebas evolving into Milotic is never really shown to be common knowledge.
I want a Swampert
You introduce everyone to your pokemon as you get ready to go. Your brother loves Mace. “He’s strong. I can sense it!”Mace seems flattered at the compliment. He poses and makes a fighting noise. Gobble looks to your brother for something similar. “He’s hungry.”Everyone laughs. Gobble isn’t sure how to react, but forgets all about it when your dad tosses him an apple.Bella just lays on the carpet and soaks up the sun. She seems happy.“Oh yeah. Mom. I met Jacob. He seemed really nice. He gave me some break for Gobble.”She stops doing dishes. “You met my boss’s boss?”You tell her all about it. And Valerie too. Both your parents listen intently.“Well, I’m glad he’s nice.” Your mom says. “I’m supposed to meet him today. Oh, I’m running late. I need to get dressed.”Your dad leans in. “So, this Valerie girl.”You sigh. You tell him all about your friends. You helped Valerie with her dress, spent a night in a shed with Keira, Laki is expecting massages and to get lotioned tomorrow. You had an interesting chat with Hana where- Oh. OH! He pats you on the back. “Son. I don’t know how you do it.”Oh, look at the time. You need to get going. You pack up.“Anything else happen?” You dad asks, wanting you to go on about what happened with Hana.You tell him about Hydreigon.Your mom peaks around the room, putting in her earing. “WHAT?”“Okay! Bye! Have fun at work mom!”You dash out. You’ve got to get to the beach. You’ve got to say, living on an island sure makes it easy to find certain places. You reach the beach just in time to see Laki.“Hey, Soft Hands. Polu was here.” She points to a surfboard and pile of stuff. “He went back to get his other board.” She tosses you a bottle of sunscreen. You read the bottle, then look up to the sight of her pulling the string on her bikini as she lays down on her towel. “Get to work.”You do as you’re told and start rubbing it on her back. You straddle over her and squirt it on her. She coos. “It’s cold out of the bottle.”You gulp.>Ask her more about her and Polu’s island>Get Gobble to put the rest of the lotion on while you get your fishing rod ready>How will we get to the other islands?>Is that a third pokeball?>Something else
>>951169>Is that a third pokeball?
>>951169>Is that a third pokeball?>Start Massaging
>>951169>How will we get to the other islands?>Is that a third pokeball?
>>951169>Is that a third pokeball?>How will we get to the other islands?
>>951169>gave me some break for Gobble.”Butt.also>Is that a third pokeball?
>>951169>>Get Gobble to put the rest of the lotion on while you get your fishing rod ready>Is that a third pokeball?
>>951169>>How will we get to the other islands?>Is that a third pokeball?>Massage
>>951169>Ask her more about her and Polu’s island>How will we get to the other islands?
>>951169>How will we get to the other islands?>Is that a third pokeball?I want Herb to get really good at this. Pokemon massagers are staples.
>>951169>Is that a third pokeball?>How will we get to the other islands?>Ask her more about her and Polu’s islandOrder of relevance.After that, fish until Polu gets back, surf with Polu, then fish some more with Hana.
>>951169>>How will we get to the other islands?>>Is that a third pokeball?>Start Massaging
>>951169Hey Gobble, what's our siblings names?Try not to think of this>Is that a third pokeball?Quickly say this>How will we get to the other islands?
>>951169>>Is that a third pokeball?>Massage damn you boy
>>951169>Is that a third pokeball?>Ask her more about her and Polu’s islandIt's our duty to please that booty
>>951169>>951189All the while, in the back of his mind, let's have Herb picking up on all the double entendres he's said and wondering how many he's missed.Then remember how all the times Hana's acted weird has correlated.
>>951206Herb is not for lewd thoughts
>>951169>Ask more about her and Polu's islandThe islands haven't really been discussed too much, all things considered.
>>951169>Is that a third pokeball?>Something elseComment on her physique.Might as well get better acquainted with the muscles Herb will be massaging. In fact might as well do the first massage now.
>>951208Oh come on, the penny has dropped, you can't just not let it roll.
don't we have to roll for herb to not get a boner while straddling and rubbing a half naked girl?
>>951196[Excellent question! I keep forgetting to give them some. Suggestions are welcome, otherwise I'll just add some into the next pastebin update. I'm going to clean that sucker up]
>>951226>>951229It'd be a shame not to.I don't think I've eve wished for a one so hard now you've raised that point.
>>951230Uh, David for the brother and Natalie for the sister?
>>951230Samantha and Timothy.
>>951237Yeah sure, let's go with this.
>>951230Ava for the older sister, Noah for the younger brother.
>>951229>>951226Why roll? Consider it an autofail.
>>951237I like your biblical references as well. Good themeing anon. I had the same idea.
>>951237Sounds good to me.
You squirt some more lotion on you hands and rub it in. While you’re here, you start massaging. Bella happily yawns and lays in the sun next to Laki. Mace digs himself a small hole in the sand and rests in it. Gobble walks around the bushes near where the sand turns to dirt and looks for any food he can forage.“Mmmm. I could really get used to this.” She says. You try not to let that get to you. Good Arceus, how can a person get this toned?You’re really feeling conscious about your body. Not just from Laki’s hard muscles, but everyone. It’s hard not to feel inadequate when everyone else either looks great or is in great shape or both.“So how are we going to get to the other islands?”She moans as you work a knot on her lower back. Oh jeez she’s flexing her butt muscles. Oh jeez you can feel what her butt muscles are doing!“Wailmer, if the weather is good. But we can always grab a ride with someone going where we’re going. Usually have to pay, but sometimes you can work for it. Some people just give you a ride for free. Lot of luck involved.”You were excited until the luck part was mentioned. “Is that a third pokeball?”“Muh huh. I caught a Meowth. He’s really nice. We’re working on Payday. Herb, I think one of your pokeballs is poking me.”“Uh, yeah. Sorry about my pokeball.” You adjust how you’re sitting. Oh jeez oh man.“You going to do my legs? Really get in there on the thighs. They’re killing me.”You struggle through the rest of the massage, keeping a very awkward position for the whole thing.Hana arrives. You sit and wave to her.“Aren’t you going to get up and greet her?” Laki asks., keeping her eyes closed and her grin big.“Uhh, in a minute.”By the time Hana comes over you’re good to go. You grab your rod and both of you go to the waterfront. “So...”“So...” She replies. Her large sweater and pants must be really hot. You're hot even if your shirt and shorts.>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck>We should probably get into the water and cast from there.>Isn’t she hot?>Something else
>>951361>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.>Isn’t she hot?
>>951361>>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luckmaybe try and demonstrate what the fisherman showed us with this cast, but don't go too heavy into it?
>>951361>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck>Isn’t she hot?>Something else"Umm... About last night..."
>>951361>>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck>Isn’t she hot? 10/10 massage >Oh jeez she’s flexing her butt muscles. Oh jeez you can feel what her butt muscles are doing! the fucking best
>>951361>>Don’t fish. Instead, teach her what the fisherman taught you.>>Isn’t she hot?
>>951361>Teach her what the fisherman taught you.>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck>Isn’t she hot?
>>951361>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck>Isn’t she hot?"Get comfy, we're probably gonna be here for a while."
>>951361>Isn’t she hot?>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck
>>951361>Cast it out as hard as you can. Test your luck>Isn’t she hot?
>>951405The penny has dropped, so the floodgates are going to open sooner or later.
>>951410there is no reason to bring it up even if Herb figured out what she meant
>>951381Wait a sec, will Laki be within earshot of this? She likes to ease drop
>>951413Insecurity over being perceived as too forward or a pervert?Worried about other times he might've said something compromising without realising?Those are good reasons.
[Roll me dice!]
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>951428
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>951428
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>951428
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>951428
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>951428Do it
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>951428Why the hell not, even if I am too late?
>>951433hmm lucky 7's
>>951448Lets hope it's lucky, atleast for Hana's sake
“Are you ready?” You ask.“Oh, right.” She takes out Tirtouga and Togepi. “Ready, team?”They both agree.“Great, can you grab my rod?”She makes a funny face, but grabs the fishing rod after a second. “Oh right.”When she hands it to you, her arm vibrates. She quickly stops it.Oh jeez. You need to change the subject. “I bet you’re really hot under those clothes.” Oh man even you heard how that sounds.“I’ll just cast.” You tell her as you throw it out as far as you can. “About last night...”She looks very distressed. “Can we keep that between us? And also not mention it even between us? And not remember it either?” She puts her head down and mutters to herself. “I’m so embarrassed.”>Okay. Consider it forgotten>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it>You think it’s better to talk about these things>Something else
>>951486>>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
>>951486>>Okay. Consider it forgotten
>>951486>You think it’s better to talk about these things
>>951486>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does itDon't worry about it!
>>951486>Okay. Consider it forgotten"I don't... tend to pick up on that sort of thing anyways."
>>951486>>Okay. Consider it forgottenI thought we had said it wasn't an issue last night.
>>951486>You think it’s better to talk about these things. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does itJust so there's no confusion.
>>951505Yeah, but now we actually understand.
>>951486>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it
>>951486>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does itIf it helps we could tell her something embarrassing about Herb.
>>951486>Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it>You think it’s better to talk about these things
>>951486>Okay. Consider it forgotten
>>951523We could mention how our dad wants us to be a ladies man, and how we really don't know what he means with most of his suggestions.
>>951523The time Herb's sister caught him doing it.
>>951532and she offered to help?
>>951543Used it as blackmail material more like.
“Okay. But it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone does it.” You’re pretty sure you heard that exact line in a health video once, and it’s always stuck with you.“I know, but nobody ever talks about it.” She looks like she wants to jump in the ocean. “Umm, by everyone, does that mean you too?” She slowly takes her face out of her hands.“Do I...Haha what? I...you know. It’s not like...Well, I’m a healthy growing boy...and hormones! You know how those are...maybe one time my sister walked in on me and thought that’s what she saw, but I was just-”Hana starts giggling, then laughing.You don’t know what to do with all the energy you suddenly have. You start laughing too.The two of you laugh like a couple of crazy people.After a good, long, hard laugh, the two of you start coming down. You can feel the awkwardness slowly settling back in.The rod tugs, hard. You tug back. Whatever it is, it’s pulling hard! You let it slack, then reel when it slows down, just like the fisherman told you.It’s a hard struggle. Your muscles strain, But you’ve been pushing them every day so far and you’re getting more comfortable with this feeling. You’re not strong like the others, but you’ll keep hold. You pull, and pull, and hold, and pull.You go flying back on your butt, and look up to see the pokemon that comes out of the water.[That’s it for tonight. Sorry about the slow pace. No thread Sunday and maybe Monday, but we’ll be running a lot after that.]
>>951594Thanks for running Gobble!
>>951594good thread Gobble, looking forward to the increased questing time coming up!Off to bed now, good night you crazy turkey
>>951594Thanks Gobble, great run! It's one of my highlights of the week.
>>951594Thanks for running Gobble.Also, Hana and Herb being equally awkward when they were both on the same page was brilliant.
>>951594Herb is adorable.Sleep tight, turkey.
>>951594Goodnight! And good luck with the, you know, living thing.
>>951594Thanks again as always Gobble
>>951594Thanks for running, Gobble! Was amusing seeing Hana and Herb being awkward.Was uplifting having a thread tonight.
While we're on the topic, I wonder how often all the characters masturbate. It's something that's been on my mind lately because I think I've been going overboard myself.
>>951628Herb is always popping boners. I get the feeling the guy just doesn't masturbate enough. Hana probably the most, Keira next, and the rest I don't have enough data on yet.
>>951594Thanks for running!
>>951628Hana twice a day or more. She has a problem.Jane: never. She really needs to.Keira: only when she has a HerbdildoLaki: no ideaValerie probably has some fancy bubble bath ritual and candles and takes 3 hours, but only does it rarely.Poly like any other teenage boy, but without the porn.
>>951646>Hana twice a day or more. She has a problem.I'd believe it. It'd make for some hilarious situations, anyway.
>>951646>Hana twice a day or more. She has a problem.Oh. In that case I have a problem too then. I ran some numbers a while back and in my life I've cum enough to fill my car's gas tank with semen. I'm 20.
I wonder what mon came out of the waterIf it put up a fight then it's either mildly strong or hilariously weakWhich makes it even better
>>951926A Kyogre that lands on us and crushes us to death[B A D E N D]
Thought just hit me, but if we hooked up with Hana, can you imagine her giving Herb a handjob?That vibrating function must be intense.
>>952016Hana's arm downloads Skynet, becomes self aware and rips Herb's dick off, then detaches from Hana's body and crawls away to kill Linda Hamilton who will play Sarah Connor in the Terminator who gives birth to John Connor who defeats the machines in the future.[B A D E N D]
>>952059By ripping off our dick the guy who made skynet was killed in a tragic skiing accident meaning skynet was never made
>>952176I'm gonna need a flow chart on the sequence of events here
>>952228>Seduce Hana>Go to have an amazing handjob from the girl with the pleasure arm.>OHSHITDICKISGONENIGGA.mp4>Arm decides the best way to find John Conner is by using satellites, takes off into space.>Spacefaring arm capabilities malfunction, crash in France>Arm is trapped in France for a month, uses dick it stole from us to fuck its way out of France.>Signs onboard a ship to make its way back to US.>Gets back, sees a black man, kills black man because of racist chinese programming.>Turns out black man was the creator of skynet.>Due to paradox, the arm never existed, we never received the best and worst handjobs ever.Puttin smiles at his success as his master plan to steal our anal virginity comes together.
>>952268I need another flow chart, send help
>>952273>Dick be ripped.>Fuckin France bullshit.>Putin was behind everything.Pretty much sums it up.
>>952277Thank you flowchart fairy
>>952279Youre welcome. I shall return when I am needed again. For now, I return to Asgard.
>>952281And then you get stopped by sentinal, Vergil, and Akuma
>>952339At which point I show them the summons from Odin. He needs flowcharts too, mate.
>>952346Phenix,viewtiful joe,Hisen koOdin plays for fun
Depending on if this pokemon we've fished up is electric or not, who wants a water type if it isn't electric?
>>952360I think everyone's fine with a water mon no matter what
>>952360Maybe, depends on how it acts. If it acts aggressive about being fished up like Poliwag we could send it on its way. But I think this has a decent chances between Chinchou and Tynamo.
>>952372Dude, we just fished it out of its natrual habitat. Of course its going to be upset. If you think every pokemon that we meet is going to be all hugs and kisses with us as soon as we meet it, and especially ones that we actually want to catch, you should prepare to be very disappointed.So far we've been lucky that we have charmed most of our pokemon with food. If we do that with every pokemon from now on, it will get very boring, very fast.
>>952389I think you need to calm down buddy. And yeah it is going to be upset, but Poliwag attacked other things besides us before we even had a chance to act back. Herb isn't the type to just catch a Pokemon because he thinks it is cool though, see Cutiefly.
>>952396He seems pretty calm.
>>952389Honestly, I think it's a bonus if not doing the battle-catch makes it harder to add to our party. We wanted to have a smaller party with more development this time anyways, right?Plus it's something I really like about Herb.
>>952447True, but sometimes the battle catch makes the bond between trainer and pokemon just that much stronger. Depends on the nature, I guess.
>>952580Well Mace was Adamant which is about as battle focused as you could get, but he still distrusted humans and was won over by some noodles and friendship. Really just depends on the scenario.
so if the girls were to get drunk, who do you think would be the one fighting to sit on Herbs lap the most? I feel like there might be some serious competition between them
>>952654As soon as Jane realizes it's a competition it gets real violent real quick
>>952668And Herb is passed out the entire time, so he couldn't help. Until they notice his absolutely massive erection.
>>952654Well, Laki would kill anyone who'd mention it later, but she'd probably fight the hardest. Her or Hana, who are both pretty strong.
>>952720RIP John's legsHana and Laki probably both outweigh him by quite a bitOnly best girl could actually do it comfortably for both
Reminder that Hana watched Herb jack off in the first lewdbin.>Herb and Hana are alone, he makes an innocent comment>Hana thinks lewd thoughts as usual, replies as such>through the magic of awkwardness topic of masturbation comes up again>Hana, without thinking, mentions that she already knows how Herb jacks off>Herb stares and blushes>she blushes ten times harder>then harder still when she sees Herb pitching a tent>barely audible under Herb's attempts to change the subject, she says she'd kinda like to see it again
>>953649wasn't that written by an anon, so it's noncanon?
I think Hana has seen enough porn to know just by Herb's tent that he's packing. Wonder when she'll ask to see it?
>>950997>You were hoping to avoid this awkward moment. You lean in close. “Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.”>“About what?”>“You know. Your week.”>Her eyes blink as her golden brown face because a bright red. You feel the same going on.I can't remember what they're talking about.
>>9537602 Gobble post earlier
>>953760Hana spent a week in bed after finding out her robo-arm can vibrateguess what she was doing
>>953770why is hex maniac the perfect female specimen
>>953707We can make it canon if we work together.Through dick, unity.Through unity, lewds.
>>953874HERB IS NOT FOR LEWDS
>>953881It's too late, Laki and Keira have already made sure of that though I'd prefer Jane or Hana too
>>953903ITS NOT TOO LATEWE MAY HAVE BEEN MOLESTED AND TEMPTED BUT WE ARE STILL A VIRGIN AND WE HAVE REACHEDTHE GREATEST LEVEL OF PURITY WE ARE PURE OF HEART
>>953927But anon what of Herbs father he is also steering Herb into lewds, it's only a matter of time he is a teenager and eventually his willpower can erode and he will give in
>>953874eh, its fine as noncanon lewdsI want the eclipse rituals to be canon
>>953927>>953937we just need to make keeping herb virginal/pure a challenge to jane.
>>953927Herb lost his purity on the day of the stormNow he can only corrupt
>>953937NEVERNEVER EVERSpeaking of pure Pokemon, a feebas or pyukumuku would be perfect for us
>>953993>those two Pokemon>Pure
>>953985Nuh uhHe never penetrated meaning he's still a virginAlso he was being molestedIn his sleep
>>953993>pyukumuku>purenot if the internet has anything to say about it
>>953983Do you want someone to get killed?Because at the very least Hana is going to need another prosthetic
>>954009Bella is the most pure.
>>953999halfway corrupt thenHe'll be as lewd as Hana soon, if Keira and Laki have any say in it
I still want a Totodile, they are my favorite starter
>>954025Never>>954030Hi Totodile anon, I think you have 2 more times before Polu catches one
>>954009it will never end anon>>954035soon
>>954035I thought Polus thing was he would catch former Champs pokemon without knowing, I'd expect a beldum or gible
>>954035Never forget the larvesta that one guy wanted really hardNever forget
>>954043I feel like in the end a series of fucking insane good rolls will end with us alone and jaded with no friends or family who care about because we were too fucking goodAll we have left in the world is our Pokemon,our championship belt,and a ranch that we bought
>>954055I dunno, we have yet to see more than 3 very rare Pokemon.>>954066I can't wait for us all to get our dreams crushed.
Guessing what we just pulled up was a Corsola... with an amorous and confused Mareanie attached to it.
>>954085Aron (steven), Larvesta (B&W champ), Spiritomb (Cynthia) He only has three right?
>>954110It seems likely, but Gobble could throw a curve ball.>>95410277 doesn't seem like something for two Pokemon, but that is two Pokemon that are back in the water after we save Corsola.
>>954084I mean, Keira isn't into battling and contests, so its not like we can ruin them for her.Though we could easily fuck up with the local customs really badly>>954102I'm expecting either a Chinchou for Hana or a Wimpod for us, considering how well we rolled
>>954136I hope not I rather like Polu coming up on all these pokemon that made champions without him actually going out of his way to get them especially if he battles JaneAlso would love either of these bugs or Drapion
>>954143Heracross is my hope because muh type autism.>>954142Yeah, I'm hoping Chinchou too. But a Tynamo would also be nice. I mostly just wanna fish it up quick so we can do some surfing. I may be getting a little stir crazy on island one though.
So guys, I'm gonna try to catch a shiny Budew. Wish me luck!
>>954276And if possible, a Munchlax too.
say... are z-moves going to be a thing here? just cause z-metronome on gobble could be pretty fun, it turns whatever attack you get from metronome into its z-move counterpart.
>>954314I fucking hope not
>>954314What's a z-move? The last game I've played was White.
>>954359something added in sun and moon, equip your pokemon with the appropriate z-crystal item and they can convert one of their attacks into a super move (average base power of 170, but some are up to 200), this can only be done once per battle, also if you use a z-crystal on a status move you might get things like a defense boost, increased crit rate or in some cases all stats up by one stage or other effects depending on the move used.the dances the player character does to activate the z-moves tend to be kinda dippy though.
>>954276Good luck!>>954314I wouldn't imagine so. I'm pretty sure z-crystals exist because above alola the veil was thin between the world and ultraspace. But then again, Gobble didn't use mega stones for mega evolution. Maybe shards will be used as z-crystals. We'll see.>>954374I wanna see Herb do the dippy dances. Or nice ones. Either way.
>>954374Z splash joke teams for the winevee baton pass teams for the win
>>954386Thanks! I'm in Gen IV, have ~300 pokeballs, ~90 antidotes and a Weavile that knows false swipe. Let's do this!
>>954386>>954388I don't mind the dances, I just think they are bleh. Like they felt that had to have some gimmick and decided to do super moves. That said Z-Parting Shot with Garfield is super fun.
>>954388pyukumuku was mentioned earlier too, the z-move version of its signature move purify gives an all stats up boost and pyuku learns baton pass too.i'm still sad it doesn't get any real attacking moves and doesn't have iron fist as a hidden ability... elemental punch sea cucumber would just be hilarious.
>>954398When they had a much better gimmick literally last gen....
>>954403Megas are also shit, so many go to Pokemon that don't need them or just don't do enough and are still shit.
>>954397Alright. I have 12 hours of electro-jazz. I'm set for chain spamming.
>>954403most mega's were bluntly too good, plus they gave most of them to pokemon that didn't need them as they were already good, just too much power for little to no cost imo.
>>954419And a bidoof just broke the 20-budew chain I had going. Fuck this, I need to sleep.
>>954417>>954437Still better than generic sentai dances. Z moves are the pinnacle of sucking.
>>954441I'll check my honey trees in the morning. Good night folks!
>>954437I would have liked to see some underloved pokemon get Megas. Giraffarig, Unown, Dunsparce, Stantler.>>954447Good night and good luck!
>>954443I could do without the dances, I do like the things you can pull off with status z-moves though.really at this point I hope they just stop with the battle gimmicks and focus on making pokemon that are good in and of themselves.>>954458Dunsparce would have been awesome, one of my favorite gen 2 mons, as for unown... only thing I could see a mega doing for it is giving it an ability that makes its hidden power super effective to everything, since its still only going to have hidden power.
>>954476I feel like Unown really deserves the schooling ability.
>>954482seriously, still wouldn't help its movepool though, why couldn't it learn things like nature power or secret power in addition to hidden power?
>>954030Nidoking is my favorite everything.Chances of getting one: 0
>>954562Damn repeat typings. my favorite ground type is Donphan
>>954562He carried me in many playthroughs and I love the design, personally I wouldn't want one for Herb though. I'd be happy with an Espeon too my favorite eevolution
>>954584Espeon wouldn't be bad, if we got an Evee, I l think Flareon could be cool too.
>>954582Garchomp, Torterra, and Krookodile have all treated me very well. Throwing out huge E.Q.s just works.
>>954678Man I love ground types
>>954678Swampert will always remain my biggest Ground bro
>>954732>These Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. Their cries sound like eerie screams.
>>954702My favorite type is steel, but ground is a close second
Ground Type master race
>>954779My three favorite in no particular order is steel, ground and fire with bug and fighting as runner ups if I want to go to five
>>954865I am still ass mad about that fact that they introduced Gourgeist and instantly made it irrelevant with Trevenant by having both be physical tanks. The only god damned grass type with flamethrower and they fucking ruined it with a stupid stat distribution.
>>955608I think they ruined it with it's design, to be honest.
>>955686I like Pumpkaboo and Gourgeist
>>955686The design they went with is so simple I struggle to come up with any sort of severe criticism for it other than it possibly being boring and maybe the pallet choice being kind of strange. Care to elaborate?
>>955608fun thing, its signature move trick-or-treat is one of the few moves that gives an all stats up boost as a z-move, sadly gourgeist is not available in sun and moon but trevenant is.trevenants sig move forests curse also does an all stats boost as a z-move, but really its better to just run one with harvest and whichever flavor of berry won't make it confused(for those that didn't know figy berries and other such berries that heal you and/or confuse you depending on the pokemons preferred flavor got buffed to heal 50% of their hp on use this gen)
you know, Laki mentioned she was trying to teach her meowth Payday?How would Payday or Happy Hour work in this quest? It seems like a dick move to increase the amount someone has to pay you midbattle
>>955834well, payday functions via the meowth throwing coins its gathered at an opponent, the increased payout coming from collecting the coins afterward... not sure about happy hour but its an event move so probably not something we have to worry about.
>>955834>>955839I think it was mentioned, but generally whoever wins gets the coins that were dropped.
>>955834She's trying to get more money so she can help provide for Herb and Laki's child's college fund! What a wonderful mommy!
>>955908>implying she isn't gonna spend it all on booze>implying she didn't escape court mandated AA by "choosing" to be a trainer
>>955924Laki got a minor drunk and then molested themAlso the very first word chatat learned from her was bear moneyThat seems pretty in character
>>955942>bear moneyshit man, now that I know Laki's saving up to buy a bear, I'm all for her
So, am I the only one wondering about the mormal temple on Kontote?It seems like the ghost priestesses do important work. Do the other clergy do so to? Are there still normal priests/priestesses? If so, what's the point of a temple? If not, who's doing what they used to do, if anything? Why is it that Kontote's fire was taken for raiding, but not Akenaki's, who are famous for raiding? Did they break some sort of code? Is the temple disbanded permanently? What does it mean to have your fire taken? Exactly how important is island identity vs Loahnah identity?
>>955839We should teach Gobbles happy hour and just run a doubles battle racket with Laki.
>>956048>event mon movesStill abit salty Robin's Dragonite had Extremespeed
>>956054I'm wondering if through metronome bullshit we can teach gobble extreme speed, just imagine him using that as a snorlax....
>>956058Well Focus Punch was on a 100. Keep in mind this is a move that can't be done by Metronome normally. I do wonder how Gob's personality will change if he evolves though.
>>956054We saw pokemon changing abilities on the fly and created custom attacks and you choose to get upset over an event move? All of my wat.
>>956072I dunno, I expected weird ability stuff, it is like why Extreme-speed besides it was an event Pokemon? Also when I said abit I mean like a pinch of salt.
>>956011They could be the source of Nurse Joys. Chancey is a normal type, and it would be an interesting contrast to have a healing temple on the island known for violence.id be interested in seeing all the temples, to see how the different monks have different attitudes and ritualsplus we need to go to the grass temple for the eclipse
>>956123Well I'm pretty sure Keira said the Normal Temple is all rundown and no normal clergy are a thing.
>>956087To be fair, Robin's dragonite was from a casino. They could have bought the surplus event mons to save money
>>956135Yeah, salt under the bridge now. We are the age of lewds now.
>>956151when weren't we?
>>956158Before lewd was contained somewhat, but now it is almost more lewd than Pokemon.
>>956165I don't know, I think Kat got lewd a lot faster than HerbI feel like we have more lewd pictures of pokegirls though
>>956186Kat may have done lewd things, but it was simple stuff because we had Robin so early on.
>>956130Exactly. Kontote lost its temple and there's a temple for every type but normal. So I just put 2 and 2 together.
>>956198Yeah, it's unlikely that we will have a resolution for quite a few threads. There will be enough salt to make the islands uninhabitable no matter which waifu wins. We're gonna spend a long time working to narrow the field to a few candidates..It reminds me of HMQ, where we didn't even kiss the waifu until 100 threads in. Not likely to happen in this questconsidering how Keira has already gotten farther in 14 threads than Laura did in 100 that seems unlikely
>>956222man that's terrible grammar*Not likely to happen in this questconsidering how Keira has already gotten farther in 14 threads than Laura did in 100
>People talking about mating rituals>Didn't think about Laki's Tribe.>They're known for raidingObviously she'll have to use the traditional clothing and hair dye. She must first mark him as her own by adorning him in traditional paints. Then in the dead of night she kidnaps him, dragging him out into the local jungle where she must drive him to exhaustion with the traditional mating press.Snu snu.
>>956244I mean if she is from the mostly guy island she likely was raised to just take what she wants.
>>956244wouldn't a tribe/island with a majority male population have the guys being the ones seeking mates? It would seem that the raids would be to take wives, in addition to other loot, so that you don't get a beta uprising.and a nest filled with shiny things and soft pelts/leaves would be better
>>956275Due to the limited number of women they were allowed to be selective. A few got it into their heads that they were the dominant ones with so many men trying not to step on their toes.They took over the raiding traditions and no one has the balls to say no.
>>956383>Salazzle the social structure
>>956392>Reminding me of the hours i wasted trying to breed a female salandit until i decided to inject Laki confirmed worse waifu0/10Would unironically waifu Jane over her
>>956399Jane is shit.And Laki is best waifu. She's a female Salazzle that comes for you.
>>956406But she isn't best waifuShe a shitSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>956457your waifu a washed up, drunken slut who wants to fuck a 15 year oldEven the Nuzleaf that attacked Bella is a better waifu
>>956473There is no proof Laki is a slut, a tease sure, but she's molested Herb less than say Keira. In fact Herb has initiated most of the physical contact with Laki other than friendly back smacking and the like.
>>956484>wants to have a threeway with two underage kids>who she met 3 days ago>not slutty>>956486pic is closer to you
>>956501I'm sure everyone has terrible fantasies. Laki has only ever mentioned hints of such desires while drunk, so I doubt she is making strives in actualizing such desires. Besides if sluttiness was determined by weirdness or the deviant quality of desires then virgins would be the largest sluts. Also please note that most people know within seconds whether or not they would have sex with a person.Actually know that I think about it, if Hana is a virgin it would probably explain why she is so lewd.
>>956501As far as we know Laki and Herb are about the same age. It's a few year difference. If you stress this stupid shit then we're going to have to accept that Keira is a rapist.
We all know that introducing another mother figure to Bella won't be good on the young girl's psycheFace it, Laki is the best option for their daughter.
>>956484>Is Olympic athlete >molested a 15 year old>is down for a threesum with two minorsAll the waifus are shitKiera molested usLaki is turbo slutJane is Jane Hana has self esteem issues and is too lewd
>>956548Bella pls stop shitposting on 4chanIt isn't good for your developing child mind
>>956552You are wrong, it's almost like you've never even read the quest. Each of those statements are taken so far out of context they don't even reflect the events they are referencing. So yeah man, I disagree, but enjoy the quest.
>>956560I believe the human was attempting what his kind calls a joke.
>>956564Jokes imply humor. Even as sarcasm which doesn't translate to writing, it's just not funny.
>>956564hi Raistlin. how's Kat?
>>956552Also I like how you conveniently forgot Valerie.inb4 Who? joke hereThat is actually sorta funny
>>956536>hints>molested Val>down with accessories and costumes>"hints">>956544We know she can buy alcohol, so she's at least 18. How many highschool seniors date freshman? At that age, a couple of years is a massive gap in development
>>956582People are just more touchy feely in general when drunk. Less inhibitions, less respect for personal boundaries. Not significant behavior.I don't see how liking costumes makes someone a slut. I believe half of the cast allowed Herb to dress them up however basically, but if that's what you think man. More power to you.
>>956593You realize he's just shitposting at this point yeah?
>>956593You do stuff you were already thinking about when you're drunk. Sure she was drunk, but she was already planning a golden combo with minors. the accessories and costumes part was copy and pasted from thread 9, the focus was more on accessories. Not proof she's a slut, but how many virgins go in for a threeway with accessories to start out? >>956602love you too anon
>>956548>cracked Bella's egg>has no motherly connection with Bella>"best option for their daughter"
>>956902>shitposting this hard
So I'm the anon who has embarked on the glorious quest of catching a Shiny Budew and a Munchlax. I have caught (and released back into the wild) a minimum of 4 boxes of Budews. I'm also starting to run low on honey. I'm just gonna start taking a Combee everywhere with me. Checking trees in 10-20 minutes.
>>956934I believe in you!Polu best waifu!
>>956934Also, every time I reach a chain of 10, I'm just going to save the game. I'll also save at 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, and 40. That should hopefully ensure I can't loose a chain easily.
>>956915>>956923>can't stand it when someone mentions their waifu a shit
>>956960Bella literally sees Laki as her mom.
>>956982It's purely one-sided fancy though. Laki herself has no particular connection to Bella.
>>956934Correction, I'm out of honey.
>>957030Does saving a chain actually work?I'd assume it would restart if you reloaded.
>>957017Laki has shown to like Bella.
>>956582And yet my younger brother, my junior by three years, has been dating a girl my age for roughly four years now.The argument has merit but it's not a hard and fast rule.
>>957040I don't know, but it's worth a shot, right? If it doesn't, that's valuable data too. Also, I've dropped almost 20k for this.
>>957042Yeah, but not especially moreso than she has any other mon.
Reminder that anons are threatened by Laki because she is in the lead and has the most support.
>>957047I have just bought 210 honey. That's enough to cover every Honey tree in the Sinnoh 10 times over. I'm set.
Does anyone know when the next thread is? We need to keep focused if we're going to whip Herb into shape.
>>957061>drove off a Kabutops with an improvised weapon>beat the shit out of a Hydreigon with a frying panI dunno, he seems pretty well in shape already.
>>957069Kabutops didn't even fight and Hydreigon was super malnourished and tired.
>>957040Also, here's what the Bulbapedia page says on the topic:>If a wild Pokémon of a different species is encountered, or if a battle ends without defeating or capturing the wild Pokémon, or if a wild Pokémon is encountered outside of the Poké Radar, then the chain will break and the Poké Radar will not activate again at the end of the battle. >A chain can also automatically break if the player uses the Bicycle or Roller Skates, if the player scrolls all shaking grass patches off-screen by moving too far away from them, or an Egg hatches.The list didn't say that saving wouldn't work, so if it doesn't, that can be added to the list.
>>957069Impressive feats to be sure, but I see it as more of an indication of potential rather than skill.Besides, Herb's feeling self conscious about his body, so we need to get toned.
Checking trees, please wait.
>>957061Those pecks look more like tits.
>>957086I'm just a supporter of Herb as the team mom instead of as a muscled badass
>>957058And strong, beautiful, sexy, brown women terrify the weaker anons
>>957108Who says we can't do both? We'll be the manliest mom!
>>957058>>957111Or you know it could be anons doing what anons doShitpost
All trees checked, no joy.
>>957108Gotta be able to go mama bear to be the complete mom friend.
I think it might be too late in the day to encounter Budew. I'll redouble my efforts and check the trees tomorrow morning. Good night everyone!
>>957598Good night and good luck!
[Hope everyone has been well. I just got in. We'll be playing again tomorrow.]
>>957846Hope things are well on your end
>>957846Glad to hear it! Good cliffhanger, I want to see what we hooked!
>>957846Looking forward to it Gobble!
>>957846Hell to the yeah.
>>957846I'm so ready. Fuck yeah!
>>957846You da best.
Alright, so updates on the hunt for the Shiny Budew. I found out that yes, saving and exiting does indeed kill a chain. I found this out during a 20-something long Budew chain.
>>958920Sorry to hear that honey-anon. Have you considered breeding for a shiny?
>>959166I've already dropped at least 20 grand on this and caught/released 4 boxes of Budews. There's no way I'm giving up. Also, I'm starting to get longer chains, so it's just a matter of keeping at it. Also I can't use the Masuda Method and I don't think I have the incense I need to breed Budews. Also, I don't want to spend time breeding and hatching eggs. Last time I tried to breed for a shiny, I was hatching eggs for a good two weeks to no avail.Also,>Honey-anonI earned a name?
>>959234Honestly anyone who I can pick out a consistent voice/conversation from without I.D., and not for being a shitter can get a name. I've been called gaynon a couple of times, and it's nice when you're recognized. I'm not gay, but it's the thought that counts.
Okay, so I just nabbed a PP max and used it on my Weavile. False Swipe now has 64 PP. I think that that might be enough. I wish I had something to prevent poison that wasn't a Pecha Berry or Antidote, though.
>>959290Get a poison or steel type pokemon that knows False Swipe. Can't think of any other way.
When's the orgy happening?How long until jane "opens" up for herb?I want laki lewdNeed to turn valerie into dirty whoreAll this tension & corruption needs to come to fruition already, herb's giving me mental blue balls, need to hurry along, become the cooking league champion & then head back to our haram, only to settle down, make a gym, & live out our days cooking for the gurls, battling, & adding new young trainers into our playpoke house
>>959317>HaremStopNot even shitposting
>>959300I just remembered I have a Drapion and a Gliscor. I feel stupid. Luckily, I did not save after using the PP max. Simple fixes.
>>957058>>957061>>957086get laki to help us train asap & maybe have some sweaty amazonian rape as the catalyst to herbs quest to spread his genes all over the world
>>959329Herb is for consensual love-making, not just any lewd.
>>959329Shoo shoo gains goblinHerb must stay pure to maximize gains and become a barbarian
>>959329Anon plsWe need to turn down the lewds
>>959422Yeah, it's only funny to a certain point. We have crossed that line.
>>959329Shame. Shame on you. Herb is most certainly not for lewds.
Under the Seahttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Budew)Badges: 1Recently: See above.
>>959547Alright, here we go! I'm starting up a new chain! I am going to try to be posting in 2 quests at once though.
>>959547[Forgot my trip]
>>959547WHERE IS MY BUTT?! I was promised butts with this thread?!
>>959561Thank you. Have necromancer children as payment.
You cringe as you fall ungracefully on your butt on the hard wooden dock. The pokemon flying out of the water at you brings your mind away from how sore that will be tomorrow and towards the issue at hand.It makes a sound like it’s saying “cookie.” Wait! You know that sound! You look up and see a Krabby!“Ah!” Hana runs forward to grab the rod out of it’s reach. It sprays bubbles at here for getting too close. She moves out of the way, leaving an imprint on the wood from where she stepped from. Another reminder of Hana’s hidden strength and speed.“Not exactly a Chinchou, but he’s cute. If a little crab- cranky. What do you want to do?” She asks you as you get up.It looks to both you and Hana, locking eyes before switching. He’s expecting a fight.>It’s a sign. She should try to catch it>You want to battle it!>Try to calm it down>Something else
>>959582>Try to calm it downAh shit best crab has arrived!
>>959582>>Try to calm it down
>>959582>It’s a sign. She should try to catch it
>>959582>It’s a sign. She should try to catch itWe don't need to waste our water slot on a Krabby. She thinks its cute, she can have it.
>>959582>You want to battle it!Tell her we'll try again, see if we can catch an electric type next.
>>959582Why are we always almost getting hit by crabs of various types?
>>959582>Try to calm it down
>>959605Because the only good crab is one that has been cooked and is being served with butter.
>>959582>Leave the decision to herIf she wants to catch it then that's her decision. Otherwise we can act to fight it off, shoo it away, etc.
>>959582>Leave the decision to her>Hope for a battle
>>959582>You want to battle it!
>>959616Crawdaunt/Corphish best arthropod.Clawncher close second.
Changing my vote >>959599To:>>959617
>>959582>Try to calm it down>Something elsetry again, catch and release until we find an electric pokemon
>>959617thisprobably the best choice, we shouldn't try to make her catch a pokemon she doesn't really want
>>959628Those first 2 are lobsters/crayfish/crawdads. They aren't crabs, though they do taste good.
>>959582>Leave the decision to herIm sure we could do better
Rolled 64, 81 = 145 (2d100)[ignore me]
>>959694P A N I C
>>959694No.We just got smashed in the face again, didn't we?
>>959703fukken crabs man. If it happens again, Herb should develop a crabphobia.
>>959703Well we left it up to Hana. So she got clanged maybe?
>>959706That's either nepaphobia or Cancerphobia
>>959720THAT'S NOT BETTER, ANON!Also, do we know any first aid?
>>959747I mean she has metal limbs. But I get you.
>>959762>she has a metal limbFTFYBlows to the head will still hurt, even though she has a metal arm.GODDAMN BIDOOF BE BREAKING MY GODDAMN CHAINS!
>>959775She has three metal limbs. One arm two legs.
>>959582Why do crabs hate us so much?
>>959784Well then I REALLY misread something at some point. Shit.Blows to the head or torso would still hurt.
You look to Hana. “It’s your choice.”She looks between you and the wild pokemon. It uses Harden. Her Togepi slowly approaches.“Be careful.” She warns. She follows it a few feet away. “Krabby, she’s just being nice.”Togepi smiles and waddles forward, despite Hana’s warnings and Krabby’s foamy mouth. It sings a little song as it approaches.Krabby lashes out with a Vice Grip! Togepi flinches, but it doesn’t land. You see Hana’s fake arm in it’s grip instead. Fear strikes it’s eyes. It crushes as hard as it can, but Hana doesn’t feel it at all.“Togepi was being nice. Let’s-” She looks back to her egg pokemon. It’s using Metronome!“Fuck!” Hana scrambles to get out of the way, but Krabby is attached. It’s hit with Sheer Cold! You’ve never seen that in real life before, but you saw it on a show once. It’s an ultimate attack if it hits.Krabby dangles from her arm, knocked out. She watches it swing and looks disappointed. “I was hoping we could at least get along.”You approach with your rod in hand. “Are you okay?”She shrugs and gently pulls Krabby off. “Thanks. I’m fine.”You feel like you should say something. She doesn’t seem to care at all that she was almost hit.>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders>Tell her to keep fishing, you’ll go put Krabby somewhere far away in case he wakes up>On second thought, that’s enough fishing for today
>>959811>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>>959811>She could have gotten hurt, doing that. Ask if she wants to talk about it.Failing that->Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>>959811>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders
>>959811Tell her she tried and that's what counts. Let's fish some more
>>959811>>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some moreif the games have taught me anything, its that you don't stop until you have a pokemon that is genetically perfect
>>959811>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more.Sheer Cold? Fuuuuuuuuck. Metronome, man. Also, any ideas what I should call the shiny Budew if it's a male?Also, Captcha is sushi of the crab variety. Captcha is with us!
>>959811>>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more
>>959811>>959818This. Seriously, sheet cold is a scary move. Krabby could have had guillotine. She's not invincible.
>>959811>Ask if she's okay and tell her to be more careful.Sheer Cold?! A Krabby clinging onto her arm?! Girl, take care of yourself!
>>959831How about Don?
>>959831Oleander or hemlock
>>959811>Tell her she tried and that’s what counts. Let’s fish some more>Suggest she talk to Togepi about attacking without orders>Tell her to keep fishing, you’ll go put Krabby somewhere far away in case he wakes up
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>959860
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>959860Blrag
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>959860
>>959856I'm liking Hemlock. Captcha is still sushi.
>>959811>Tell her to keep fishing, you’ll go put Krabby somewhere far away in case he wakes upThen back to fishing ourselves.It's not really our place to say anything about Hana's pokemon.It'd be very rude.
>>959827But anon what if we run into a Pokemon that isn't genetically perfect but likes us a lot?
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>959860Rawlin.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>959860
>>959866Well, that's probably another Krabby.
>>959827We can train our way out of not being perfect. This isnt the games man.
>>959866Nice save bro
>>959880Late.>>959883Late and a bad roll.
>>959866Thank you anonNice dubs
>>959875We fugg it and then let it go, obviously.
>>959860If Hana doesn't manage to catch anything today we should suggest we research exactly how to catch Chinchou and try again. I bet we'd have a good shot at night on a boat. We could look for their lights.
>>959892lets save this plan for only the worst pokemon anon
>>959899But where would we get a boat? Also, Hana probably doesn't float. Just saying.
>>959901No no, hear me out. If the hypothetical Pokemon likes us enough it'll come back for seconds and thirds. Could become a regular thing or arrangement after that.Everyone is happy.
>>959904Wailmer, SM and the Anime have what look to be riding rigs for these Pokemon.
>>959908Gobble already said no pokéfucking.
>>959908You must be new here.Gobble has already said that's not happening.
>>959904Gee, if only someone we knew had a private yacht.>>959913Shh.
>>959904Val has a personal yacht
Thanks for running Gobble! And take heart! Your writing is better than whoever was selected to pen rogue one!
>>959904We could use Laki's Wailmer
>>959919That's quite a complement.
>>959930I mean, Rogue One had some pretty shitty dialogue to be fair.
>>959950The dialogue was horrifically bad. The first half of the movie was an absolute mess.The end was fine because everyone was too busy fighting to talk.
>>959950It was also willing to take some big risks <s>especially with the ending<s/> that served the story and over all mythos well, so it's still quite a complement.
>>959919Damning with faint praise?
>>959969The end means cannon doesn't make sense. It makes the entire start of A New Hope is non-cannon. SPOILERS OF THE MOVIEThe Imperial officers were warning Lord Vader that capturing the Princesses ship was an unwarranted act of aggression. Now she's literally fleeing the scene of a rebellion fleet.
>>959978I'm saying Gobble could have a future in writing. Because gobbles stories have better writing than a goddamn multi million dollar franchise.
>>959981Which therefore makes the entire series non-canon?
>>959992Possibly? I'm half worried they're going to re-boot the four original movies.
>>959981Eh, they'll retcon the start of New Hope probably. It wouldn't be the first time something has changed with them.
“You’re sure you’re okay? You could have gotten-”“Yup!” She smiles a little too hard and answers a little too loudly.You consider your options and drop that subject for now. “You tried to talk to Krabby. It’s not your fault he was crab- not your fault he was cranky.”Her smile turns a little more genuine. Then she laughs a little. “Thanks. It’s hard not to say it, right?”You fish for a bit more and get another Krabby. You’re ready for it this time though. Togepi seems upset at it, so you quickly release it back before it or her have a chance to do anything.You fish for awhile longer, getting a few Magikarp and another Krabby. Eventually Polu comes to the beach. He waves over at you.“Sorry.” You tell her. “We didn’t catch a Chinchou.”“It’s okay.” She picks up some of her stuff. “I had fun. Maybe we can do it again sometime. Or, you know, something else. You spent all morning with me. I want to make it up to you.”You notice a rip in the arm of her shirt from where Krabby used Vice Grip.>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time>That’s okay. She doesn’t have to do anything>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.>Ask Polu to wait. Let’s try it one last time. You feel lucky
>>960000>Reboot the four original movies>Take them back to 0>Quad 0Dear god he's right.
>>960013>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
>>960013>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?
>>960013>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time.>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
>>9600001. Nice Quads2. They wont do that3. The ending to my knowledge which mind you is limited for i haven't seen the film in a while. dosen't ruin the cannon at all. Whether its thematically sound is a different question, but it makes enough sense not to offend me.
>>960013>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up
>>959919[Wow! I haven't seen it yet, but that's very high praise regardless. Thanks!]
>>960013>>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure next time>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?
>>960013>Ask Polu to wait. Let’s try it one last time. You feel luckyIn for a penny...
>>960013>Want to come surfing with me and Polu?>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.
>>960013>Promise you’ll improve your fishing abilities and help her find a Chinchou for sure eventually.Maybe not next time, but we're bound to get one with practice and study.
>>960013>Ask for her shirt. You'll fix it up.>Ask Polu to wait. Let’s try it one last time. You feel luckyYou wouldn't have put that last option there if it didn't MEAN SOMETHING
>>960013>Ask polu to wait one last time you feel lucky
This little shit just broke a 19-Budew chain. I'm beyond anger.
>>960069Oh lookIt's the former bravest bird
>>960069You'll get your rose eventually, honey.
I'm starting to lose track of how many Budews I've caught, but I will catch a shiny gdi!
Opposing trying to fish again.
>>960129You're like 15 minutes too late for that senpai.
>>960129One more time, what's the worst that could happen?If we don't catch anything today we can always come back later.
>>960129You don't oppose things
>>960141>what's the worst that could happen?>after doing so fucked up our time with Valerie earlier
>>960159Hana hasn't been fazed by having a Krabby Vicegrip her. It's going to take a bit more than a Poliwag to ruin things.
>>960159No, that was us being stupid and not running when we had the chance.
>>960174She takes off Her shirt and upon seeing her scars John freezes up. In an attempt to recover Anons vote for the worst possible line in a group of options and she storms off angry or sad.
>>960189And then Laki gets stabbed in the eye by a piece of wood that flies off from her stomping and Polu's surfboards both break from falling Crabrawlers.
>>960189Why would Gobble put in any vote option that would result in us ruining our friendship with someone?
>>960189Eh, we didn't say the worst possible things when we first met everybody. I don't think Herb's not too foot in mouth, just selectively insightful.
>>960174>>960188>It can't happen a second time because things are too different now
>>960069Use explosion on the fucker.
>>960207Because it's not Gobble's job to hold our hand through every interaction.Gobble provides a number of things John might say/do. John isn't perfect.
>>960219Little shit's already dead. Sent out my Lapras and used Sheer Cold.
“Well, next time we go fishing, I’ll be a lot better. I promise we’ll get that Chinchou eventually.”She pushes her arms closer together. “You don’t have to go to any trouble...”“Oh yeah!” You see the tear on her arm. “Can I see your shirt?”She stares at you for a second. “Oh! Umm, well...” She looks around. “You’ve already done so much.”“It’s okay. I insist.” You watch as Krabby starts to get up and shake off what happened. He’s taking his time.She hems and haws, but eventually takes you back to the changing rooms. She comes out with a towel over her shoulder, carefully draped in a way to hide her arm and a few marks on her back that her tank top doesn’t cover.“So when did you want to meet up to-”“Done!” You bite the threading. “That wasn’t as bad as I thought.”“Come on bro! The waves wait for nobody!”“Have fun!” She says while looking away. “And thanks.”You run off to see Polu. He surprises you with a very forceful high five. You pretend your hand isn’t pounding and just barely catch the surfboard he tosses you.“I couldn’t decide which one is best for you.” He says. “That one’s a hybrid short and fish, is that cool?”“Uhhh.”“Great! Now, come on, let’s go catch some waves.”You look to your Pokeballs. You’d hate to leave them alone, but you’re not sure about taking them surfing.>Take them while you surf>Leave your stuff on the beach. There aren’t many people here>Ask Laki to take care of them>Something else
>>960288Had a Whismur fuck me over like that while I had a forty streak of Eevee going.That little bastard ate a Dragon Ascent because I was so pissed with it.
>>960292>Something else>Ask Polu what he does with his balls
>>960292>Ask Laki to take care of themNo reason to risk it.
>>960292>Ask Laki to take care of them
>>960292>Ask Laki to take care of themLaki wouldn't let anything happen to Bella.
>>960292>Ask laki to take care of them
>>960292>>Ask Laki to take care of them
>>960292>Ask Laki to take care of them>Take empty ones with us if that isn't implied
>>960292>Ask Laki to take care of themMuch as I'm tempted to say take them surfing, I'm also pretty sure that we don't want to get Toxic'd diving after poke balls again.I mean, we could get a Skrelp or a Seadra from it, but it's not ideal.
>>960309Yeah, take an empty ball or two, just in case.>catch a Sharpedo.
>>960309Seconding the take empty ones idea.Not all of them though, three or four just in case.
>>960292>Ask Laki to take care of them.I thought our pokemon were out and aboutBella soaking up rays and Gobble foraging in a bush?
>>960309Switching to this
>>960296Yeah, I prefer the "best served cold" philosophy, myself.
“Laki?” You approach with your stuff.“Hmm?” She barely moves.“Can you watch my pokemon?She stirs awake and leans up a bit. Without a top you can see a very generous line of cleavage. She peers over her sunglasses. “Yeah. I guess. But you’ll need to work that off too, Soft Hands.”“Thanks!” You keep a few empty pokeballs. As you go, you see Bella already playing with Laki. Gobble chases Mace in the sand. It’s a very slow chase.Polu arms his arm around your shoulder as you had out to the sea. “Dude. Dude. Did you see that?”“Yeah. She’s really great with Bella.”Polu gives you a funny look and mutters something about cantaloupes and watermelons.He shows you how to get on the board and a few basics. You’re a bit embarrassed at how bad you are and how easy it is for him, but he’s really encouraging and you feel like you’re doing okay after awhile.“Good job, bro. The real test comes when the next wave hits. That looks like it over there.” He squints.You have a moment or two before it’ll get here.>Ask more about his home island>Ask about one of the other islands>Ask if he likes any of the girls>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?>Want to come with me and Laki to Eelilee?>Something else
>>960393>>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>>960393>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>>960393>So what's with the bone clip in your hair?>Want to come with me and Laki to Eelilee?
>>960393>Ask if he likes any of the girlsalso>Polu arms his arm around your shoulder
>>960393>It’s a very slow chase.Fuck, my sides are gone>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>>960393>>Ask if he likes any of the girls>>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?Also, I have caught at least 90 Budews. I just checked my pokeball stock.
>>960393>Gobble chases Mace in the sand. It’s a very slow chase.10/10>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?>Ask if he likes any of the girlsGetting to know him better, then some guy talk.
>>960403We thought Hana was the bionic girl, but he was the weapon all along.
>>960393>Ask if he likes any of the girls>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?
>>960393>So what’s with the bone clip in your hair?>Ask if he likes any of the girls
>>960393>Any last second advice?>Ask about the other islands>Ask about his home island, focusing on what kind of pokemon are there
>>960403[Is this a new one? I got all disorganized with my butts]
>>960425I feel like I've seen it before.