Last time on YouthQuest, bullshit.

>>950307
Well, that was indeed a close ooonaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

>>950313
>>950336
>>950346
>>950375
Azkeroth gives Glimmer the healing potion. (So. Science, 2/4 until C+)
Glimmer's skin begins to close up, and she became fully healed!

>>950368
>>950296
Jack and Frank begin to run, but Nous has other plans and calls his 6 remaining followers back!
Nous fires the weapon at Jack! The bullet lands...but not in his target.
Jack turns back and finds that Frank has found a liking to lying on the ground, with a fresh new coat of red paint.
>"..."
Frank looks at Jack.
>"We should do this again sometime."
Frank has died...

>>950369
Mary begins to rest on top of Blacker Ba-- oh. OH. THAT'S, UH-- MOVING ON.

>>950411
Ko finds that her soda was about all she could make, and the ingredients have run bone dry. As she enters the Lunchroom, she finds that there's a quiet day today-- everyone's in their own base doing whatever.

-Rooftop-
The police begin to breach the Rooftop... (3/4)
Policeman G misses.
Policeman H misses.

>>952344
[Previously]
Harvey just won't stop! (So. History, 1/4 until B+)
[/Previously]
continue the studies

Error: H key non-responsive , failed to get hyp

>>952358
Squat and cheeki breeki to calm myself down from HAVING HALF MY FACE BEING OBLITERATED!

>>952358
"..."
Pick up Frank's body before rushing over to the history classroom.

>>952358
Continue studying
>>952375
>"Are you ready for your quest?"

>>952361
Harvey throws himself into the passion of studying! (So. History, 2/4 until B+)

>>952375
Glimmer is calm now, and her face looks...well, it's better than half a face.

>>952381
Jack picks up Frank and rushes into the history classroom.

>>952388
Azkeroth keeps on going. (So. Science, 3/4 until C+)

-Rooftop-
Policemen A, B, C, and D bust into the front-- two with batons, two with pistols!
Policemen E and F stand at the rooftop door out of range.
Policeman G pops a shot at Follower B! He screams in agony.
Policeman H fires and misses.
(This battle is paused until Nous or someone else interacts in it, AFK rules and all that.)

>>952431
"Frank..."
Take the shield off of him and walk over to Mr. Gross
"Frank just died and, I dunno, I just wanted to know what went wrong with this school."

>>952431
Get hyp for my quest

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>952431
I rub some charcoal over my lip, and pretend I am a mustachioed bystander, then walk away nonchalantly.

Rolled 7, 1, 2, 10, 2, 10 = 32 (6d20)

>>952431
My 6 followers attempt to convince the cops that they are currently dreaming.

>>952431
Continue studying.
>>952444
>"You seem hyped. Well what I need you to do is basically go to the ones that are under the green banner. And get me the alchemists cookbook. I don't care how. Just do it."

>>952464
"A what now?"

>>952488
>"Alchemists cookbook. It is a book. With recipes in it. For alchemy."

>>952431
do the study thing

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>952431
Set up a Ko-Kocktail stand, a little one, and try sell a little.

>>952491
"And what are these green banner guys?"

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>>952344
>Spawn in
Name: Tristan Spruell
Gender: Transnigger

>>952528
>"People known for their green thumbs or some other cryptic shit like that. Just look for a base fuelled with faggots that has a green banner over it. Try starting in the lunchroom. You can probably get more info there if they aren't stationed there."

>>952431
>Get dressed and study English

$76 in cash
Sophomore Language Mastery
Sophomore English is at a B
Probably got Freshman History up to a B at some point

>>952436
>"That sucks. I guess it started a long, long time ago; there were cliques. Groups, you know, like the drama people, the geeks, the popular crowd, the jocks-- but slowly, everything seemed to shed away. People went out to find other people from other social circles, and soon, everyone was united and happy. It was insane, really; a golden age of unity. The average of all student GPAs went to 3.7! But, soon enough, they made the same mistake almost everyone makes; they wanted to organize. They wanted leaders. And as soon as the want for power happened, the want for everything happened. It took a week until the entire school delved into complete war; anyone who didn't fight to make a living were beaten."
>"Soon, though, a solution was made; the Factions. Individual groups were not measured in hobbies, but by skill. Only the most skilled live in a paradise, behind walls they refuse to go past. The halls, however, are still full of criminals. The school is still Hell, but nobody wants to see it."
Mr. Gross looks at Jack.
>"Remember one thing; the Factions weren't meant to save anyone. They were meant to control."

>>952444
Glimmer is hyped.

>>952449
Nous was literally seen by the police. Come on, it's a rooftop, what were you expecting to accomplish?

>>952454
That worked, alright. Yep. Totally.

>>952464
Azkeroth finishes up.
>Sophomore Science Grade: C+

>>952498
Harvey keeps going... (So. History, 3/4 until B+)

>>952510
Ko can't exactly figure out where the closest IKEA is.

>>952540
Tristan Spruell appears. Oh boy.

>>952576
It's just Language, no Special Classes have grades.
Blacker Baron studies... (So. English, 1/4 until B+)

-Rooftop-
Policeman A hits Follower B into submission!
Policeman B misses.
Policeman C fires a pinpoint accurate shot, blowing Follower C's brain clean off! (Odds - 1:20)
Policeman D fires another shot, cleaning Follower D off the face of the Earth! (Odds - 1:400)
Policeman E is biding his time with Policeman F.
Policeman G misses.
Policeman H manages to get a decent shot on Follower E! Holy shit, this fight turned one sided QUICK.

>>952615
Go to the green banner fuckers

>>952615
"...Well then. I wonder why I enrolled here."
Study history.

>>952615
>continue studying

>>952615
more studies

>>952615
Continue studying

>>952615
>Ko decides that she doesn't really need a stand to sell drinks to people, there are already lunchroom tables. She tries to sell, say, half of her Ko-Kocktails.

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>>952615
Go to the Firing Range while beating on my chest and throwing up gang signs

>>952615
Now that my disguise has fooled the police, I apply for a part time job at Starbucks.

>>952622
Glimmer goes to the place long undiscovered; The Greenhouse. Seems to be an agricultural center, with a large area for a public market. It's actually decently comfy, with a large area for trading and food market. Neat, but not what you came here for.

>>952623
>"I wonder why I work here."
Jack studies hard...and figures out he actually just got finished. Huh.
>Freshman History Grade: C+

>>952631
Blacker Baron keeps going... (So. English, 2/4 until B+)

>>952635
Harvey finishes.
>Sophomore History Grade: B+

>>952638
Azkeroth throws himself into it again... (So. Science, 1/4 until B-)

>>952644
Ko finds that a Nomad comes up to her and looks at her drink, then decides to drink it. A glowing aura surrounds the Nomad girl, and when it stops, she looks completely refreshed; all her wrinkles, cuts, zits, and tired features have disappeared. She looks more beautiful than ever!
>"I-I...this is incredible!"
She immediately forks over $90 for it! Holy shit!

>>952647
Tristan goes to the Gun Store.
>"Welcome to the-- oh, god damn it, it's you."

>>952824
It didn't work at all. You're in complete sight of everyone.

-Rooftop-
Policeman A proceeds to slap Follower E, taking him out for good.
Policemen B and C do a combo, eliminating Follower H.
Policeman D fires, clipping Follower J! Ow.
Policemen E and F keep guard.
Policemen G and H miss.

>>953211
Keep working, damnit.

>>953211
>Keep studying

>>953211
continue history

>>953211
Continue studying.

>>953221
Jack keeps working. (F. History, 1/3 until B-)

>>953227
Blacker Baron keeps studying... (So. English, 3/4 until B+)

>>953237
Harvey keeps going. (So. History, 1/4 until A-)

>>953300
Azkeroth continues studying. (So. Science, 2/4 until B-)

>>953306
Go look for the thing I'm looking for

>>953306
FUCKING STUDY

>>953306
>Ko is happy that she could make something so effective at making people pretty. She is slightly surprised the girl didn't blow up though, since Ko didn't know what this stuff actually did. Bright side, holy shit! 90 bucks! That is almost 100! She decides to try sell a bit more for money.

>>953211
Whatchu say nigga!? I cam here to get me a gun.

>>953306
Continue studying.

>>953306>>953320
Say the thing

>>953306
>Continue studying

>>953306
But I'm wearing the perfect disguise! They'll never suspect a thing!

>>953306
study

>>953313
Glimmer looks around for the Alchemist's Cookbook, but finds it isn't in public sight. This might be harder than Azkeroth said it would be.

>>953314
Jack keeps going. (F. History, 2/3 until B-)

>>953315
Ko finds that someone has offered her $35 for a serving. Accept?

>>953320
>>953328
>"I doubt you have any money to give me."

>>953325
Azkeroth is almost there. (So. Science, 3/4 until B-)

>>953427
Blacker Baron finishes.
>Sophomore English Grade: B+

>>953497
Suuuure.

>>953727
Harvey pushes himself forward. (So. History, 2/4 until A-)

-Rooftop-
The rolls were so high I didn't feel like writing all the crits, but basically Nous and all his followers are dead. The police decided to leave without taking anything from the crime scene because America.
Nous is dead. Wanted to say it twice.

>>953900
HISTORY

>>953900
>Ko accepts the price and presents the person with a Ko-Kocktail.

>>953900
keep pushing

>>953900
Continue studying
Now that the cops are gone I can go to other classes after this.

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>>953900
"You racist motherfucker! If you shoot me you won't win the courtcase! I'm a nigga biiiiiattch!"
Run to where to guns are stored

>>953900
Ask around for the Alchemist's Cookbook

>>953900
>>953904
GRAB MY SOUL BACK

>>953904
>>953990
Jack manages to know where he died and finds that a blue mist goes into his hand and into his body...oh shit!
>Soul Retrieved
>Your perks and old grades have now returned. Be sure to name them when studying next time, to make things easier.

>>953912
Ko gets another $35.

>>953919
Harvey is almost there! (So. History, 3/4 until A-)

>>953920
Azkeroth does it!
>Sophomore Science Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: For Science (or something like that)! - You have a +4 to brewing, but you also have a +2 to crafting any sort of weapon or utility.

>>953928
Andrew finds that he's grabbed before he can even touch the display arms.
>"Get out or pay up."

>>953962
Glimmer asks one of the market people. His face turns stone cold and serious.
>"There is no such book. Stop asking around for such nonsensical fairy tales."

>>954054
"Nah I'll just keep asking thank you very much"
Keep asking around cause fuck you random merchant!

>>954054
Go look for the "4 bullies and a thug" thing from earlier.

>>954054
>Ko thanks her customer and moves on try and sell the purple vial (gender changing potion) in her bag. She thinks it is pretty useless so if she can find a good prince for it, she will be happy.

Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>954054
Well time to to make a weapon.
Maybe something similar to the staple gun ko made.

>>954054
>Study english

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>>954054
"Fuck you cracka!"
Punch that cracka in the face!

>>954054
S
t
u
d
y

>>954090
Glimmer looks around, but can only find a small stand for potions and such-- no book to list it, though.

>>954091
Jack finds that the task has expired. He'll need to do a new search.

>>954093
Ko finds the genderswap potion is less of a bargain, but she's lucky enough to get an offer of $43.

>>954126
Azkeroth is extremely nondescriptive. Please explain.

>>954140
Blacker Baron was made to study this. (So. English, 1/4 until A-)

>>954173
Andrew punches the Gun Store owner! He recovers and throws him out of the shop, locking the door.

>>954187
Harvey has gone beyond.
>Sophomore History Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Bush Did It - You have a +2 to all attack rolls, thanks to the extensive knowledge of all the world's warfare. Your 400% health still exists.

Quest Paused - Tomorrow afternoon, which is much later than the usual start, is the golden time.

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>954438
Instead of a small staple gun.
Make a staple rifle.
Basically a rifle that shoots staples.

>>954438
New search in the school!

>>954438
>"Sold!", she says, happy to sell a seemingly useless potion for a decent amount of money. After confirming the deal, she packs up and looks around the lunch room for a place to buy some supplies for potion and drink making. Possibly some... Alcoholic beverages for added fun.

>>954438
Pick up a nearby object and throw it through the window
"Ayy nigga! If you don't give me a gun I'm coming back with my friends and we is gonna burn this place to the ground!"

>>954438
>Continue studying

>>954438
time to turn my energies to mastery of the spoken word
begin the studies of english!

>>954438
Hmmm,go to the [Stand] and ask for the shit to buy and stuff.

>>954444
Azkeroth begins to design, but the blueprint suddenly begins to rise and twist, turning into...dear god.
>Staple Sniper - Runs off staples; it's long range allows you to be out of melee combat and still deal very good damage.

>>954445
Jack does another search...
-3 Bullies (Easy)
-1 Thug (Medium)
-2 Thugs (Hard)

>>954462
Ko has the choice to go to one of these factions;
-Legion of Light
-Steel Order
-Poseidon's Clan
-The Greenhouse
-Nomads

>>954494
Andrew throws a rock at the building. He is swiftly ignored.

>>954630
Blacker Baron keeps on going. (So. English, 2/4 until A-)

>>954639
Harvey starts on English, of all things. (F. English, 1/3 until C+)

>>955668
Glimmer inquires from the stand owner.
>"Yeah, I've heard of it. The book's banished. They locked it up in the Greenhouse Vault because of how insanely powerful it was. You ain't getting in there-- nobody has before."

>>956969
>2 Thugs
Because just fuck my shit up.

>>956969
study

>>956969
"Well fuck your conformities I'm getting that book, where is this Greenhouse Vault anyways?"

>>956969
>Ko decides to check out the Greenhouse and see what they have. Maybe Ko would be able to get one of those cool large bowl thingies that witches use.

>>956969
Smash a window and climb through

>>956969
>Keep studying

>>956969
Well okay then.
>Search for staples in the classroom for ammo.

>>956973
Jack decides to check out two Thugs; they don't waste time in targeting him. They seem like an evolved version of the average Bully, except with shit like pocket knives and occasional padding for defense. These ones don't fuck around.

>>956974
Harvey keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until C+)

>>956981
The stand owner points to the back of the base itself, which is what would be the kitchen that lunch ladies use, but completely raided to grow plants, cook foods, and obviously brew.
>"If you can make it into the kitchen, there's a door in the very back that leads to the actual greenhouse. Careful, though-- they may not be well armed, but they have ways to throw you for a loop."

>>956994
Ko finds that yes, they do serve Cauldrons, but at a price that wouldn't be worth it, considering she won't have any use for it yet.

>>957092
Andrew tries to break through a bulletproof window.

>>957115
Blacker Baron is almost there... (So. English, 3/4 until A-)

>>957129
Azkeroth finds that after all this crafting, the starter materials are barebones-- or even in most places, entirely gone!

>>957570
english studies

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>957570
Run over to the first Thug and uppercut the bitch.

>>957570
>Continue studying

>>957570
Look for any entrances to the Firing Range

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>957570
Well continue studying science.

>>957570
>Ko buys some Brewing supplies and heads back to Chemistry class to study

>>957570
Wake up in my room and check the time.

>>957570
"Thanks"
Go to the back of the base itself, which is what would be the kitchen that lunch ladies use, but completely raided to grow plants, cook foods, and obviously brew.

>>957570

Vacation days, not under the influence of any substances, and actually not fucking depressed to write Chunni bullshit this time around, and when being pointed out, responding in the most retarded way possible.
I felt the Chunni overtaking me.
It was... not a good pain.
Will you accept my apology? For going full retard that is.

Aleera is searching for Ko.

>>957588
Harvey continues with his work.
>Freshman English Grade: C+

>>957589
Jack makes a successful hit on Thug A! He reels back in pain.

>>957606
Blacker Baron finishes his portion.
>Sophomore English Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Published - The ability of words is but a mere pebble than it is a hurdle. You have a +5 to any and all rolls on Speech, Seduce, and thanks to an extensive read of Greek literature, you also have a +1 to attack rolls, Melee and Ranged.

>>957619
Andrew finds that the Firing Range is part of the Gun Store.

>>957628
Azkeroth is deemed a fagut for rolling. (F. Science, 1/3 until A)

>>957650
Ko isn't specific at all-- and hell, she doesn't even know what supplies she needs yet.

>>957747
Pan0 finds it's ST:OP; not late for school!

>>958578
Glimmer finds that she's stopped by the Greenhouse Guards, wielding sharp staffs.
>"No civilians allowed."

>>958749
>>958753
Considering you're willing to stoop to this level of pathetic, sure. Just post your grades and perks.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Thug A pulls out a Pocket Knife and shanks Jack! It didn't hurt terribly, but still. Ow.
Thug B also pulls out a Swiss Army Knife and nails Jack in the arm! These guys don't fuck around.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>960552
Go for a gut punch for target A. Hopefully, it will be hard enough to punch through it's body.

>>960552
Stay in my PJs and head to school while I got the time I guess.

>>960552
>Study psychology

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>960552
"U fokin cyka bylat cheeki breeki? Let me in"

>>960552
>Ko goes home

>>960552
And OP is deemed a fagut for fucking up my grade level.

>>960552
I'm changing my action to going to the gun store for the the firing range.

>>960568
Jack delivers a fairly weak slap on Thug A.

>>960591
Pan0 heads to school. Looks like a lot has changed; there's The Pit, an entire City, and the School looks moderately different.

>>960600
Blacker Baron continues with the mental study... (Psychology, 1/4 until B+)

>>960613
Glimmer fails her speech check.
>"None shall pass."

>>960646
Ko decides to go to her house. Nice.

>>960662
>>960684
>>960750
Azkeroth decides to bring himself and his weapon to the Firing Range at the Gun Store. Looks like he can practice without wasting the ammo ever; the shop owner said something about a 'golden eye' when you asked about it.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Thug A stabs Jack once again! Ow.
Thug B manages to use his knife to get a perfect shank into Jack's stomach! Oh, this isn't good at ALL.
Jack is getting low on HP.

>>960552
english study go

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>960835
Heh. Pick up Thug A and chuck him at Thug B.

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>960835
"No u"

>>960835
"Huh, well, I guess while no one has noticed me yet. I'll go work out for once."
Head to the local Gym.

>>960835
>Ko rests up a little at her house, writing her dad a letter for when he comes around to tell him about her time at school so far, before heading out once again to school to study Chemistry

>>960835
Commence sniper practice.

>>960835
study

>>960835
Look for any other entrances to the gun store ex. vents, bathroom windows, etc.

>>960835
>Continue studying

>>960839
Harvey keeps at it. (F. English, 1/3 until B-)

>>960853
Jack picks up Thug A and throws him into the other Thug! Thug A lands into the opposite wall with a 'CLINNNNNG'.
Thug B is stunned!

>>960856
Glimmer manages to piss off the guards. They appear to ready their staffs.
>"Last chance. Leave this place, or you will be challenged."

>>960860
Pan0 finds that there isn't a workout room, but she does enter Gym class. There are a few games to play here.

>>960868
Ko writes a note and heads back to school.

>>960885
Azkeroth begins to train... (1/4)

>>961180
See above.

>>961342
Yeah-- the door is now unlocked, you suicidal bastard.

>>961909
Blacker Baron keeps going. (Psychology, 2/4 until B+)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Thug A recovers and lunges at Jack! Holy shit, ow.
Thug B is stunned.

>>961965
Continue honing my accuracy.

>>961965
Go study English.

>>961965
Sneak through the door and stay low!

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>961965
Give the Thug A a one two punch.

>>961965

> Continue where having left of, studying science.

Perk: For Science (or something like that)!
Grade: B+

>>961965
"NO Y-okay fine."
Go back to history class and STUDY!

>>961965
>Continue studying

>>962028
Azkeroth continues firing... (2/4)

>>962139
Pan0 decides to study. (F. English, 1/3 until C+)

>>962209
Andrew opens the door and--
>"Jesus, do you want to try a gun or not?"

>>962311
Jack manages to throw an insane jab at Thug A, rendering him to his knees-- but thugs never surrender!

>>962325
Aleera keeps at it. (So. Science, 1/4 until A-)

>>962686
Glimmer decides to study. (So. History, 1/4 until B-)

>>962718
Blacker Baron pushes himself. (Psychology, 3/4 until B+)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Thug A goes into a fury and takes an incredible stab into Jack!
Thug B misses.
Jack is on his last legs...

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>963076
Pick up Thug A and fucking chuck him at Thug B.

>>963076
"Ayy nigga. Give meh a uzi or an AR-15!"
Whip my dick out and start jacking off

>>963076
study

>>963076
Study

>>963087
Jack manages to send Thug A into a grave.

>>963088
Andrew is put into the Firing Range, deciding to test out the AR-15 first. He can shoot at short-range, medium-range, and long-range, but he most choose one. No ammo will be wasted.

>>963093
Harvey keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until B-)

>>963105
Glimmer keeps going. (So. History, 2/4 until B-)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Thug B, despite all the odds, manages to miss! This might be it.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>963143
"YA- YATTAZO!- MATSUEIRI ZI TAZO!"
Smash my fist into this fucker's face.

>>963143
Continue studying English.

>>963143
Turn around and fire a bullet through the mans skull
"Eat shit nigger!"

>>963143
Keep studying

>>963143
Continue practicing

>>963143
>Continue studying

>>963152
Jack manages a weak hit, sending Thug B to be damaged now.

>>963179
Pan0 keeps studying... (F. English, 2/3 until C+)

>>963196
Andrew flips around and fires at nothing, because he's in the stall alone. Albeit a bit hard to handle, this gun has a decent fire rate and force. This is the perfect school shooter rifle.

>>963199
Glimmer keeps working... (So. History, 3/4 until B-)

>>963216
Azkeroth is getting the hang of it now... (3/4)

>>963266
Blacker Baron finishes.
>Psychology Grade: B+

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Thug B throws a strong hit on Jack! If Jack gets hit once more, it's all over. Blood is pouring down his face.

>>963447
One more time!
Make it count
Another round of practice

>>963447
STUDY

>>963447
>Study psychology

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>963447
"Oi, man, fuck you."
Pick him up and fucking chuck him at the nearby wall, head first.

>>963447
studies and such

>>963447
Continue studying english.

>>963447
Go into the gun storage room

>>963458
Azkeroth finishes his firing. Over time, he did well.
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Sharpshooter - Advanced accuracy gives you a +1 to ranged rolls.

>>963462
Glimmer finishes, and feels stronger!
>Sophomore History Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount.

>>963471
Blacker Baron pushes forward. (Psychology, 1/4 until A-)

>>963473
Jack picks up Thug B and throws him at Thug A, both of their bodies clashing against the wall! Both knives fall to the ground.
Jack feels...uneasy.

>>963475
Harvey finishes.
>Freshman English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>963481
Pan0 finishes.
>Freshman English Grade: C+

>>963505
Andrew finds that room is locked, and as he leaves the Firing Range, his gun becomes disabled. The man explains.
>"Security systems. They lock the gun when you're not in the Range until you buy it. Clever when you think about it."

-1st Floor, Hallway-
"..."

>>963522
Quickly pick up the knives before guarding.

>>963522
Continue studying English.

>>963522
Back to school to find those green banner fags.

Also grab the staples out of the science club guild inventory if I can.

>>963522
Meet up with Azkeroth

>>963522
>Continue studying

>>963522
Gotta keep going

>>963522
Use my white nigger smarts to reactivate the gun

>>963522

> Got nothing better to do, so let's learn till we drop! FOR GREAT SCIENCE!

>>965197
Guess who.

>>963541
Jack grabs some new toys before defending himself.
>Pocket Knife - Good for shanking, you'd say.
>Swiss Army Knife - An all around tool with dangerous value.

>>963552
Pan0 continues studying. (F. English, 1/3 until B-)

>>963558
Azkeroth finds he can already tap into the power of his guild's inventory. He stands outside of the Greenhouse.

>>963560
Glimmer runs back and stands with Azkeroth.

>>963629
Blacker Baron continues his studying. (Psychology, 2/4 until A-)

>>963686
Harvey has to push on. (F. English, 1/3 until B)

>>963801
Andrew can't unlock the gun; it's out of his skill range.

>>965197
Aleera keeps studying. (So. Science, 2/4 until A-)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
"So you are the one they call Jack Frost. Not bad. Not bad at all."
A man steps out, and to Jack's mild surprise, he's fairly buff. A solid thick wrapping of durable tin foil covers anything that isn't filled with plastic trays. A voice amplifier is attached to his face.
??? pulls out a staff...

-Channel 7 News Station-
>"In other news, a city in northern New Mexico has suddenly disappeared off the map. Many conspiracy theorists have taken to blaming Russian mind control and possibly extraterrestrial interference, but the true facts is that the entire geographical location has turned completely into forestry and plains. Anyone who attempts to physically enter where the city used to be has experienced complete loss of communication in all radios, phones, and in unconfirmed cases, loss of sanity. A small percentage of adventurers have never returned, and search parties have been withheld until more information is known. The question on everyone's mind, though-- where has this city gone, and who and/or what could have done this?"
>"Onto our next story, mysterious occult symbols have begun to appear around the southern United States..."

>>963560
>So where's the book? If you don't have it I at least hope you know where it is.

>>966135
...
It's happening
Damn that Dragon Fetishist.
> Science for greatness. And protecting the world.

>>966135
Study

>>966135
>Continue studying

>>966154
Damn Trips.

And now I got 3 quests running at the same time.
Greaaaat...

>>966135
"Who in the fuck...?"
Pick up the body of Thug A and B and use them as makeshift meatshields. Not throwing them, no, just using them like the Bark Shield or something.

>>966135
Stand(Squat) at the ready.
>>966153
"No, I don't have the book. I do know where it is, however. It is towards the back of the greenhouse."

>>966135
Speak
"You diiiiiid offer me a gun... I'll tkae this AR-15."

>>966135
March right over to the back of the greenhouse.
And tell the first guard I see that I need to speak to their leader.

>>966181
*take

>>966135
Keep studying English.

>>966154
Aleera pushes herself. (So. Science, 3/4 until A-)

>>966155
Harvey keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until B)

>>966159
Blacker Baron keeps going. (Psychology, 3/4 until A-)

>>966165
Jack grabs on to one of the thugs, having to unequip his weaker Pocket Knife to do so. This is heavy.

>>966179
>>966183
Azkeroth finds himself stopped before he can reach the Kitchen. Glimmer follows close behind, taking note of the two spear-wielding guards.
>"Halt. You cannot pass."

>>966335
Pan0 keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until B-)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
??? uses his staff to whip at the body!
??? whips again! The thug's body falls to the ground.
"Face me, young one. Let me see just how much you're worth."

Rolled 1, 16 + 5 = 22 (2d20 + 5)

>>966605
Equip the weaker Pocket Knife.
Using both the Pocket Knife and Swiss Army Knife, just shank the old guy.

>>966605
>I need to speak to the leader of those under the green banner. Now.

>>966605

That's a perk up then.

>>966621

And if I could just NOT forget adding my damn trip, I wouldn't have to post twice every time!

Whoops!

>>966181
>>966204
>"I said you could test a gun in the Firing Range, not get one for free."
The owner takes your AR-15.
>"That's going to cost you $800, in this market."

>>966605
Study more English

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>966632
SLAM MY FIST INTO THE GUN OWNERS FACE
"FUCK YOU! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING NIGGER!"

>>966605

Maybe I should also look for a sidejob, so I can earn money.
I will need money for the materials.

Something with high profits is preferred, while not endangering my life.

If we got something like a maid-café downtown, I'd also probably apply for it.
On a later point in time of course.

>>966605
>Continue studying

>>966613
Jack delivers barely a scrape with one, but his Swiss Army Knife delivers an intense blow!

>>966619
>"The leader is busy. This area is for devoted members of the Greenhouse only; leave, or we will have to force you to."

>>966621
Aleera finishes!
>Sophomore Science Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: The Cake is a Lie - Your potionmaking is borderline necromancy. You have a +5 to all brewing, and all of your crafts will be of a higher quality.

>>966688
Pan0 finishes.
>Freshman English Grade: B-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>966725
Andrew punches the Gun Store owner, but he doesn't really do anything except kick you out. For good this time.

>>966972
Blacker Baron finishes.
>Psychology Grade: A-
>Level Up!
>New Perk: The Definition of Insanity - Your word is law-- whether people disagree or not. You have a +6 to any speech rolls, stacking with any other speech perk you have, in case you didn't know that already. Have fun mindfucking everyone.

-1st Floor, Hallway-
??? begins to spin his staff, slapping the Swiss Army Knife out of Jack's hand!
??? jabs the staff into Jack, sending him backfirst to the ground.
"You lack in dexterity and defense, only caring about doing as much damage as possible. As much as that tactic is useful, it can only get you so far."

-The Greenhouse, Lunchroom-
Greenhouse Guard A is sparing you.
Greenhouse Guard B is sparing you.

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>967021
"Shut the fuck up, you old man!"
Go for a stab to the face.

>>967021
Rub my puss puss through my PJs while studying to avoid being bored out of my mind.

Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>967021
>...Okay....
Walk away(out of melee range)
Pull out my sniper and put a staple in one of them.

>>967021
study

>>967021
>Study theatre

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>967021

Ok.
> Go to the library, and check for occult books.

> Check for formulas, location and description of relics, which protect the user, as in:
> Preventing the warping and twisting of the Wearers/Users Existence
>Assist in combating otherworldly beings.
> Making it possible for someone to go toe-to-toe with pandimensional beings.

If it's a dice you want...
Else I just got a roll out of the way anyways.

>>967021
Follow Azkeroth I guess

>>967021
Look around town

>>967030
Jack manages to hit ??? fairly well, but his enemy still holds well.

>>967052
Pan0 gets lewd. (F. English, 1/3 until B)

>>967070
Azkeroth gets out of range and flips back, firing a staple into the head of one of the Greenhouse guards! He yelps, and the others proceed to get back or run to make way for the fight.

>>967164
Harvey finishes.
>Freshman English Grade: B

>>967388
You would need to master Math and History in order to study Theatre.

>>967487
Aleera goes to the library, but anything under "Supernatural" has been completely removed. Not as the books were taken out-- all the paper inside the covers have been completely ripped out, with marks showing most of the pages were burned away. It's nothing but covers.

>>968261
Glimmer stands next to Azkeroth while he fires.

>>968812
Andrew finds the School, the City, his House, and the Gun Store, each having their own sub-locations (except for the House).

-1st Floor, Hallway-
"You suffer from your impatient mindset, without thinking about the side effects. You care about rage and attacking-- nothing more."
??? uses his staff to trip Jack!
??? whacks the Pocket Knife away from Jack's reach!
"You have been completely disarmed because of such. Had I been maleficent, your death would have been extremely quick."
??? removes his voice modifier. He appears to be a Sophomore, with cuts wielding deep into his arms and face. He looks like he's been through dozens of fights, with...varying degrees of success.
"Come with me."

-The Greenhouse, Lunchroom-
Greenhouse Guard A rushes at Azkeroth!
Greenhouse Guard B rushes at Glimmer!

>>969810
"..."
Just follow this fucker. He's the only one who hasn't died immediately.

>>969810
Study even more

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>969810
Take a shot at Guard A

Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>969810
>Persuade a nerd to give me their secrets on how to learn things faster.

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>969810
Slap Guard B.

>>969810
Continue rubbing through my PJs while studying english.

>>969810
Head back home and look for Mom
"Time to fuck!"

>>969812
Jack and ??? make their way down the halls and to the Lunchroom.
>"Let me try and explain, since it would be stupid to explain after we get there. There's this group called the Steel Order. It would take too long to explain how it was founded, but our leader, Emperor Titanium, has embarked on a mission-- to become the most industrial leader possible, and stop the entire bully epidemic by complete force. So far, his new project has been promising."
>"To the reason you're here, well...you haven't been silent in your efforts to tear apart anything you see, and your pain threshold? Jesus. We're inviting you into a legion, more or less. Twenty-four super soldiers, built to withstand the horror of anything in your path. Basically, we do the exact same you do, with more armor-- and we get paid, which is actually pretty sweet. We even started teaming up with the Red Light District."
The Steel Order is insanely technological. The place is basically a giant factory, with people rushing around with pieces of scrap metal, the plastic utensils that were made public, even trays for the armor that ??? has.
>"Oh-- I haven't even introduced myself! My name is Protocol Omega. Don't worry about my real name, nobody uses their names in here."
Eventually, both of you make it to the "Emperor's Palace", where the man himself waits.
>>"So...this is the one they call Jack Frost."

>>969819
Harvey keeps studying. (F. English, 1/3 until B+)

>>969822
Azkeroth manages to fire another staple into Greenhouse Guard A.

>>969823
Blacker Baron convinces the nerd to tell him everything.
>"Well, the Legion of L-Light has been tr-trying to make a thing...I-I-I-I suppose you could ask them?"

>>969839
Glimmer clocks Greenhouse Guard B.

>>969861
Pan0 is getting steamy in the back. She's starting to attract stares. (F. English, 2/3 until B)

>>970014
Andrew goes to his House, but his parents are off to work. The fridge is nice and stocked, though.

-Greenhouse, Lunchroom-
Greenhouse Guard A uses his sharpened staff to whap Azkeroth! Ouch.
Greenhouse Guard B stabs into Glimmer with his staff! She lets out a cry of pain.

>>970146
ydutS

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>970146
Grab guard A and throw him at guard B

>>970146
"..."
Keep my hand over my puss puss and just continue studying.

Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>970146
>Go to the Legion of Light and ask about the thing they're making.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>970146
Slav Punch Guard B

>>970146
"If this is some offer to join, maybe. If I won't be turned into a slave."
Cross my arms.

Last one tonight.

>>970149
Harvey studies. (F. English, 2/3 until B+)

>>970154
Azkeroth dropkicks Guard A.

>>970162
Pan0 finishes-- in more ways than one.
>Freshman English Grade: B
>Roleplaying Quality: F--

>>970163
Blacker Baron ends up entering the place with his words only.
>"Ah, hello there. Welcome to the Legion of Light, and may the sun be with you."

>>970167
Yeah, no.

>>970192
Emperor Titanium breaks into a wide grin.
>"No slavery here, kid. Just power."
Jack is tossed Tray Armor and a Voice Amplifier!
>"One other thing-- can I see the weapons you use?"

-Greenhouse, Lunchroom-
Greenhouse Guard A, with incredible picture perfect twists and turns, throws his staff into Azkeroth! He yells in pain!
Azkeroth is low on HP.
Greenhouse Guard B manages to slice Glom's legs, but she holds on due to her health!

>>970439
"My only weapon is my strength."
Pick up the Tray Armor and kick the Voice Amplifier away.

>>970439
Whisper to myself
"Uh, oh."
Quickly and quietly leave and silently head to the girl's locker room.
"Jeez, I kinda maybe sorta didn't think that one through."

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>970439
Get the spear out of me and R U N.

>>970439
Consume everything in the fridge(EVERYTHING)

Rolled 16 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>970439
>"May the sun be with you as well. So I hear you're developing something to help people learn faster?"

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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>970146

This is...
...
> Try to find ANYONE who knows Supernatural stuff
> Fans of the Occult, Goth fucks, Pen & Paper playing nerds, I don't care, JUST FIND ANYONE! In terms of P&P, Call of Cthulhu would be best.

Mildl Panic

>>970454
Jack equips the armor...it's sturdy. Thick.

>>970466
No you did not.

>>970483
Azkeroth begins to flee, but fails!

>>970520
Andrew eats everything, giving him max HP, but the second he's fully healed, the fridge closes!

>>970543
>"Yes, we are, but it isn't in circulation yet. I don't suppose you'd like to see one?"
The Legion Guard lifts up an amber, almost syrup-y potion.
>"This is a Potion of Haste. It allows you to do things way faster than you normally would, making it a huge advantage in the battlefield and in the classroom."
The guard puts it away.
>"Nonetheless, I'd love to see it out there soon. It's gonna change everything."

>>971277
Aleera runs around and finds nobody who knows about the unknowable! She eventally makes it to the Lunchroom-- maybe someone here knows something...?

-The Greenhouse, Lunchroom-
Greenhouse Guard A misses.
Greenhouse Guard B slaps Azkeroth with the staff! Ow.
Azkeroth is on his last legs...

>>971499
Head into the girl's locker room.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>971499
Look for a gun in Mom and Dads bedroom

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>971499

> Look around, and try finding the most mythical looking person.

Question.
Could we get any ONE wish, since it's Christmas, or is there no such thing as freebies?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>971499
Run to the science club now.

>>971499
Walk away. I have no use for this Steel Order.

>>971501
You're there now.

>>971510
Nope.

>>971512
Aleera finds the Steel Order, Legion of Light, Poseidon's Clan, The Greenhouse, and the Nomads.

>>971518
Azkeroth manages to flee!

>>971523
Jack walks away, finding a mysterious click inside his chestplate...oh, great. They lock your armor in. It shouldn't be that much of a problem, but still. Come on.

Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the quest,
the OP felt challenged; he'd been put to the test,
to make a difficult game, so he pulled out his best,
and screamed a deep cry whilst pounding his chest:

"Those sons of bitches have torn up my plans!
Their dank powergaming has never grown bland!
They grew massive balls, but I've simply lost two,
as a tired QM, what am I to do?"

Then, like a cauldron, an idea brewed,
and as Manhorse thought more, his deed grew and grew,
"Why yes, it's the holidays! A time for a feast,
and presents and candy, infections of yeast..."
He would make an event so chock full of joy,
that every man, woman, and Morky would get beautiful toys,
"Attention, all players, there's no time to waste!
Today's for i7's and tubed thermal paste,
For the event has started until 27,
Reminder that Bush did 9/11."

>Welcome to the YouthQuest 2016 Christmas Event!
>All of your items will be saved and unequipped for the entire event.
>All Factions will be closed, and you will respawn with your soul if you are killed.
>All enemies will drop Candy Canes, which will be your score for the event.
>When you die, 25% of your Candy Canes will disappear-- be careful!
>If a player kills you, they will earn 25% of your Candy Canes.
>When you collect 100 Candy Canes, you will earn 1 Christmas Spirit.
>Whoever has the most Christmas Spirit by the end of the event wins!
>The top 3 players will gain a Gold, Silver, or Bronze Present (read: everyone else will get a Present of Participation).
>Bosses and perks lie around every corner.
>You get to save anything you collect for the main game!

All the players suddenly feel the changes happen. Let's do this.

>>971610
"Ugh."
Start hunting for some bullies in the school.

>>971610
Oh, oke.
Check my locker for a spare change of clothes.

>>971610
>"Well this is gonna be fun""
Commence bully hunt

>>971610
> Feel the change

Search around for a partner, so we can team up.
>>971619
This guy for example.

>>971621
Guess who.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>971610
>Look for the largest muscle titan around.

>>971610
Look for an elf

>>971619

Hey there.
> Grope for Boobs
...
> Sad face
... Wanna team up anyways?

>>971632
>Sure... And don't grab my chest please.

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>>971634

OK then.

Other question.
Can we still craft more stuff?
If so, I would like to prepare properly.

>>971610
wander around the school grounds until an event is triggered

>>971613
Jack does a search in the School.
-2 Bullies (Easy)
-1 Thug (Medium)
-1 Elf (Hard)

>>971615
Pan0 finds no new clothes.

>>971619
>>971621
>>971632
>>971634
>>971643
Azkeroth and Aleera decide to team u-- o-oh my.
(Yes, you can still craft.)
-2 Bully (Easy)
-5 Bullies (Medium)
-3 Thugs (Hard)

>>971624
Blacker Baron finds a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese! Aaaand it's empty. Fuck.

>>971625
Andrew does a search, but all he can find is this:
-1 Bully (Easy)
-2 Bullies (Medium)
-1 Thug (Hard)

>>971708
Harvey wanders.

>>971721
>Look for bullies.

>>971721
>2 Bullies

>>971721
>>971731
>1 Elf

>>971721
Take the easy one

>>971721
>5 Bullies

>>971721
continue to seek out an event related area

>>971721
"Damn."
Break into another girl's locker in search of clothes.

>>971724
Blacker Baron does a search in the School...
-1 Bully (Easy)
-1 Thug (Medium)
-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Hard)

>>971731
>>971734
Jack decides to go right to fighting an elf. He cracks his neck at the sight of him.
>"Hey buddy, Santa told me to give you a special package, just unzip these pants for a white Christmas."

>>971738
Andrew decides to find a bully chilling out. It gets violent quickly.

>>971745
Azkeroth and Aleera(?) take the 5 bullies head on.

>>971776
Harvey finds that he can fight enemies (or players!) to gain Candy Canes. He's not going to do it like this.

>>971786
Pan0 doesn't have any tools for lockpicking, and no perk to assist her.

-Front Yard, The School-
Elf A is preparing...

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A is preparing...

-3rd Floor, Hallway-
Bullies A, B, C, D, and E are preparing...

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>971831
>Grab bully E and throw him at the rest

Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>971831
>Convince the thug and the bully to join up with me.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>971831
Attempt to suck the bully's donger
"Ayy senpai. Lemme get the yummy cummies."

>>971831
Look for some bullies to fight or what ever.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>971831
Just fucking punch the Elf in the face.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>971831

> RULES OF NATURE!

>>971857
That... might have been the worst decision YET.

>>971835
Azkeroth grabs Bully A and chucks him, sending Bully B into a trance!

>>971845
Error: All perks, items, and armors have disappeared for this event.
Error: The Christmas Event does not allow you to have guild members.

>>971846
Andrew fucks up.

>>971848
Pan0 does a search in the School...
-1 Bully (Easy)
-2 Bullies (Medium)
-2 Thugs (Hard)

>>971849
>"Hey smartass, let me see your bottomless ba--"
The elf is interrupted with a swift kick to the head.
>"AHHH! JESUS FUCK, YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!"

>>971857
Aleera misses.

-Front Yard, The School-
Elf A manages to craft a perfect snowball and chuck it at Jack!
Jack is blinded! (-5 to your next attack roll.)

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A clocks Andrew in the face. Ow.

-3rd Floor, Hallway-
Bully A misses.
Bully B grabs Azkeroth and throws him into a locker!
Bully C misses.
Bully D grabs Aleera and throws her at Azkeroth! Holy shit!
Bully E is guarding.
Azkeroth is stunned! (Roll to recover.)

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>971936
FUCKING PUNCH HIM AS HARD AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>971936

>>971936
I'll do the fight with the two bullies. Start off by smashing my ass into the first bully's lower jaw to knock him unconscious like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlEzmThYsTg

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>971954

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>971936

SUPLEX CITY BITCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySd3JGdSmBc

>>971944
Definitly the worst idea yet!
Wanna Build some Weapons after this!?

>>971936
assault anyone present

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>971936
Try once more
"GIVE ME YOUR YUMMY CUMMIES!"

>>971957
>Sure but note. Throw them at each other. It can stun them.

>>971963

Will try that, mate!

> make those notes while my shit gets kicked in.

>>971936
>Attack the lone bully.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>971979
Forgot dice.

>>971942
Jack misses.

>>971944
Azkeroth recovers!

>>971954
>>971956
Pan0 kicks Bully A right off the bat!

>>971957
Aleera fucks it up.

>>971961
You gotta do a 'search', which will give you three randomly generated fights unbuffed, in a location of your choosing in order to fight guys.

>>971962
Andrew, no.

>>971979
>>971984
Blacker Baron runs up and punches the single bully!
Your fight is on the 2nd Floor.

-Front Yard, The School-
Elf A, bruised and battered, grabs Jack's head and throws him into a nearby icicle! Ouch. Like, holy fuck, ouch.
Jack is on his last legs...

-1st Floor, Hallway-
Bully A misses.

-2nd Floor, Hallway-
Bully A retaliates with a hard slap!

-3rd Floor, Hallway-
Bully A slaps Azkeroth!
Bully B kicks Aleera!
Bully C grabs Aleera and throws her to Bully D!
Bully D kicks Aleera into Azkeroth!
Bully E slaps Azkeroth!
Azkeroth is low on HP.
Aleera is on her last legs...