Temples That Won't Cost An Eyehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzlatest lewdbin: http://pastebin.com/yr3PkstGGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Budew)Badges: 1Recently: You bonded with Polu, fished with Hana, and made friends with a dangerous shark (no, not Jane.)
>>966693>made friends with a dangerous shark (no, not Jane.)
>>966693Glad to have you back! Good to see you paying attention to the pastebin, but you forgot laki's meowth and it still implies Hana has two bio-arms. Smut was just up my alley, love the fantasybin.
>>966693Laki for cutest grill
>>966693>made friends with a dangerous shark (no, not Jane.)Toppest of keks
>>966693Now, if only I wasn't headed to town to the optometrist.I'll try and keep a tab open on my tablet though.
>>966742Also needs Val's Pikipek. Hana's description update is nice.
You know what we need to do?MORE FISHING
You follow Laki. You’re going to meet up with Keira, she says. You didn’t have anything else planned, so you don’t see why not. She’s been spacing out a bit and acting funny, but maybe that’s normal for her sometimes. She volunteered to help with dinner though, so that’s nice.You guess it’ll be time to start your adventure in full soon. Leave the island and explore everywhere else. You try to remember what little you had time to learn when your family started packing up and moving here, and everything else you’ve picked up.“Oh yeah.” Laki says and stops. She grabs a wad of money and stuffs it into your shorts pocket. You try not to leap, but you leap a little. “Relax, Soft Hands. It’s not boytoy money. It’s for food. You’re always cooking and everything, so you know. I should pitch in. Or whatever.”“That’s a lot, though.”“I plan on eating a lot.” She pats her belly. If you can call that washboard she has a belly, and punches you in the shoulder and turns around to keep walking.>Tell her you can’t accept this>Thanks!>Try to sneak it back into her pocket>Insist on only half>Something else
>>966758>Insist on only half
>>966758>Thanks!Pls no beatings.
>>966758>Insist on only halfLet's be Heston and make gold out of mundane ingredients.
>>966758Try to sneak half back in her pocket, then insist we only keep half of what we don't sneak into her pocket.We don't need to be paid to cook. Cooking is payment in itself.
>>966758>Insist on only halfAlso, it should be>She pats her belly, if you can call it a belly,...
>>966758>>Thanks!>Insist on only halfNo need to be sneaky.
>>966758>>Insist on only half
>>966758Also, punch her in the shoulder back, but be incredibly awkward about it.
>>966758>Thanks!So that pastebin was pretty canon then, huh?
>>966777It was 100% canon
>>966758>Thanks Btw Gobble, fantastic job on the latest pastebin
>>966758>Thanks!We should trust that she knows how much she's giving us. If it feels like a lot, remember that we might be doing this for a while.
>>966758>>Thanks!Our funds are not infinite. We feed Gobble.Extra money is appreciated.
>>966758>Thanks!>>966782Agreed. I think one of my favorite parts was that even in a fantasy, Herb still corrected her over calling his swimming trunks shorts instead.
>>966779Disneyface>>966783The only way Laki could be better is if she had a chest like Maylene instead of monster melons.
>>966793Christ you DFC guys are so deluded
>>966797Flat's ok. I prefer smallish. Palm fitting and firm.
>>966803still kinda deluded, not as bad, but still
>>966758>Try to sneak it back into her pocket
>>966805I like breasts that bounce, not flop.
>>966803>>966805You are both deluded. All breast sizes are beautiful. All that matters is the breasts fit the body.
>>966817This anon speaks truth
>>966693I'm not even a huge Laki fan, but that lewdbin made me like her more. Thanks for the early Christmas gift, Gobble.
>>966817Whoa buddy, who said anything about them not being beautiful? I just stated my preference.
No joy on the trees. I'll try a chain.
>>966851You'll get there someday my friend
>>966861Statistics and probability say as much.
>>966803Top tier taste anon>>966833Same, but still not best girl
“You’re sure?” You take it out to make sure she sees it.She puts her hands on her hips. “Do I look like the kind of girl that does anything she’s not sure about? Take the money, Soft Hands. If you think it’s too much, then hurry up and heal those hands so you can work it off.”“Thanks.” You feel uneasy. You playfully reach out to punch her in the shoulder. Your hand brushes boob before reaching it’s target.“Sorry.” You look away. Oh man.“Not the typing of working it off I meant, Soft Hands.” You can hear the grin in her voice. “Relax. I know you don’t have the guts to try that on purpose.” She taunts.You want to object, but you think better of it.“Herb!” Keira runs over and wraps her arms and legs around you. You barely stay standing up. She slithers off of you.“Ready?” She smiles up at you through a fresh, thick layer of face paint. She looks more preistly than usual.“Ready for what?”“To go to the temple before we go to Eelilee. Come on! Let’s go let’s go!”>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first>What’s at the temple?>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there>Ask her about the bone hair clip>Something else
>>966888>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner firstGobble needs to eat.>What’s at the temple?>Ask Laki to come.We need to find some way to work calling her cute into a conversation.
>>966888>>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there
>>966888>What’s at the temple?
>>966888>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner firstIf she insist>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get there
>>966888>>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get thereKeira Koala
>>966869>>966833Who is best girl if not Laki?>>966888>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first>What’s at the temple?
>>966888>What's at the Temple?
>>966888>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get thereHIDE HAIR CLIP! Also find out why HERESY! is a thing round these parts.
>>966888>What’s at the temple?>"Relax. I know you don’t have the guts to try that on purpose.” She taunts.One of these days we'll surprise her. and on that day I suggest going full motorboat
Okay, I'm a lot more tired than I thought I was, good night everyone.
>>966888>What’s at the temple?>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first
>>966888>What's at the temple?Also, let's remember to look up the bone clips on our own, since they're sensitive in a certain way.inb4 Polu is a trainee necromancer or secret Normal priest or some shit
>>966904The one who gives you a boner in your heart, not just your pantsSo Kiera
>>966888>What’s the rush? Let’s have dinner first
>>966904Keira is the best girl, obviously.
>>966904It's a tie between Keira and Hana. Not that Laki isn't great or anything, but she's not the best
>>966923But Laki gives me a heart boner and Kiera doesn't at all. I actually find her kind of annoying.
>>966923Attempted rapists don't give boners in hearts, they steal them from hearts.
>>966888>Just go. You'll figure it out when you get there
>>966888>Just go. You’ll figure it out when you get thereTime for surprises!>>966914Goodnight honey!
>>966923But laki gave me a heart boner. So her I guess
>>966911>"Relax. I know you don’t have the guts to try that on purpose.” She taunts.>One of these days we'll surprise her. and on that day I suggest going full motorboatThis.
>>966914[Thanks for coming. Sleep well]>>966833[Thanks]
>>966928life must be difficult without a sense of tasteAt least you're not the guy that wants to murder her, right?
>>966930I agree. I just disagree with the meme that Keira is a rapist.
>>966942I don't think anyone's said they want to murder anyone. Except Jane. I wouldn't be upset if Jane got hit by a bus.
>>966935I think Laki and Hana are the most interesting and deep characters. Keira's ok in doses, but I don't want to be around her all the time.Haven't seen enough of Valerie to fully judge, but I don't feel especially inclined to go out of my way to give her more time, either.Jane's fun.
>>966944Well duh. It's only rape if it's penetrative. She only molested Herb.
>>966944Attempted. She was unsuccessful. Molester's more accurate.
>>966953>>966954I'm genuinely amazed this meme is being taken seriously. Wow.
>>966941I really didn't like Plumeria when she was revealed. But now that I've encountered her in game, she's grown on me.
>>966957Probably because it's true. She literally touched someone's genitals while they were unconscious and didn't have permission. Maybe it's not that big a deal in context (Dunno about that, we'd have to see how Herb reacts if he finds out), but it's literally what happened.
>>966949One guy in the early threads was violently against Kiera, with some pretty specific ways he would hurt herA number of people recommended therapy or those squeeze dolls
>>966957Because it's a thing that happened.
>>966966>>966973I was under the impression that was a noncanon pastebin.
>>966976Nope. Pastebin detailed how she washed her face in the rain. In the thread she woke up without paint, and acted weird a bit too. I think I remember hobble calling canon too.
>>966976Unfortunately, it's not.
>>966966>>966973Masturbating while someone else is sleeping next to you isn't rape. Is touching someone's junk while they're asleep the right thing to do? Probably not. Is it equivalent to rape or molestation? Obviously not.It's super not a big deal. This is a coming of age story about a bunch of horny kids having awkward sexual awakenings, with some pokemon stuff thrown in for setting and lore. If Keira awkwardly touching Herb while he's asleep for a sec, then stopping, is enough to make you freak out and call her a molester, then Laki groping Valerie in front of Herb must have really set you off.Neither of those situations were a big deal. Ya'll need to chill.
>>967004>molestation is really not a big deal guys, srsly
>>967004I dunno, I'm on my third glass of wine, I could be convinced she's a molester if they try hard enough.
>>967004except that she masturbated by rubbing herself on Herb's dick, not with her fingers. It could have become penetration pretty easily.I don't actually care that much, I'm not invested in this. I just don't like acting like it was nothing, when people have gotten in alot of trouble for less.
>>967008Do you think herb would make a big deal about it. If the answer is no then its not a big deal. If yes then its a huge deal. Personally I think Herb would be a bit embarrassed but not mad.
>>967004Touching someone's sex organs without their consent is a big deal anonNo matter how you spin it it's a bad thing to do especially when you do that to a child
>>967004>You’re not rubbing against his thing anymore, you’re sliding. It’s wetter there than outside.She wasn't just "touching" him bro
>>967008You're not very good at reading, are you?>>967009I mean, you'd kind of have to be in order to be convinced at this point. It's silly how far people took the initial post about it, which was pretty clearly a joke in the first place, and was originally treated as such.People will look for any excuse to try and discredit the girl they like the least.>>967026Exactly.
>>967024>>967026>>967027>>967028Too be fair, it was kinda hot
>>967004>Ya'll need to chill.You're the one flipping out and trying to downplay molestation because it's an inconvenient truth about your waifu, anon.
>>967032>>967028Good enough at reading to comprehend her fondling and rubbing away at Herb's junk without his permission.
>>967032>>967033That's the thing it's a lewdbin in a quest so no one cares and most of us probably thought it was hot, but like say murdering people in another quest just cause we did it or liked here doesn't actually make it an okay thing dude, so lets just drop this alright?
>>966888>You playfully reach out to punch her in the shoulder. Your hand brushes boob before reaching it’s target.I don't think we could sew worth a shit if our hand/eye coordination is that bad.
>>967038Nah, not really.Seriously, you guys, this is silly. Just read this post if you want to see a reasonable reaction to this:>>967026
>>967063Sure, that's reasonable IC. But we're not talking IC, and personally, Keira being a molester has assassinated her character to me.
>>967058She probably thrust her chest out and Herb's just interpreting it as his fuck up.
You decide to just go with it. But as you move, you toss Gobble a few raw ingredients. It’s a bit unflattering how much he likes those. You know that’s what Munchlax are supposed to be like, but it makes your cooking feel just a little less special. But you think back to him savoring your food before and your ego is restored.“You ever been to a temple?” Laki asks.You shake your head.“Do what I do and not what Keira does. And be respectful. Oh yeah, if they offer you anything, refuse two times before accepting. If you offer them something, insist until they refuse three times or take it.”The path there is clear, but there are nearly solid walls of trees on either side. You arrive at the large wooden building in a large clearing. It sits on the ledge of a ravine. Wires run down to a small generator getting power from the water.Gobble leans on his legs and pants. Maybe feeding him while you traveled wasn’t the best idea. He gives a thumbs up.“I got in touch ahead of time.” Keira spins in front of you and Laki. “We’re all getting a shard! I told them about the Slugmas and the Pichu.”“But I really didn’t do much for the Pichu.” Laki says, looking a bit uncomfortable.>But you helped cause the Pichu problem>Thanks, Keira!>I thought the island itself gives them to people>Something else
>>967068I can imagine that Herb wasn't looking because he's too awkward about shoulder punching someone, and that Laki would take advantage of him looking away tomake it even more awkward for him.
>>967071>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem>>Thanks, Keira!
>>967067>But we're not talking ICThen you're not quite doing it right.>Thanks, Keira!
>>967071>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem
>>967071>>I thought the island itself gives them to people
>>967071>But you helped cause the Pichu problem
>>967071>But you helped cause the Pichu problem>I thought the island itself gives them to people
>>967004>It's super not a big deal. This is a coming of age story about a bunch of horny kids having awkward sexual awakeningsI don't remember sexually assaulting other children being a normal things kids do when growing up.
>>967058It's type disadvantage with ladies. Herbs attempts 'are not that effective' just yet
>>967071>Gobble leans on his legs and pants. Maybe feeding him while you traveled wasn’t the best idea. He gives a thumbs up.I love Gobble.>But you helped cause the Pichu problem.
>>967071>Thanks, Keira!>Laki you did more than you give yourself credit for! They don't just give these out to anybody!
>>967071Meant to quote this post.>Thanks, Keira!
>>967071>I thought the island itself gives them to people.What's the great split anyways? I have an inkling, but it'd be nice to have confirmation.
>>967079>Then you're not quite doing it right.Unless it's an argument about a vote, it doesn't need to be IC.
>>967071>Thanks, Keira!Doesn't the first option imply she created the problem in the first place or am I just retarded?
>>967071>You helped cause the Pichu problem, but you are grateful for the gesture.>Thanks, Keira
>>967108Herb's saying that /he/ did it and is still being rewarded.
>>967088Then your memory is fuzzy Kids definitely grab ass, pants each other, and generally do really stupid shit.
>>967108it implies we Herb did. Which he kind of did.
>>967071>>But you helped cause the Pichu problem>>967108It's 'you' as in us. Herb.
>>967118I guess I didn't grow up in a shithole surrounded by future rapists, cause none of that shit happened.
>>967088If you count this as sexual assault, then you are very silly.>>967107It does if you want the argument to make any sort of sense, but if you don't care about that, then I guess you've got me there.>>967118Hey, another reasonable person. I knew they had to be somewhere around here.
>>967108It's saying we caused the problem. But I disagree.Poor parenting and a stupid kid caused the issue.
>>967115>>967120>>967121>>967137Oh yeah, didn't realise Herb was referring to himself.>>967131It's fine Gobble, I was just having a brainfart moment.
>>967137pretty much this. I'm sick of Herb taking the blame, but I guess that's part of our bad luck *shrugs*
>>967130>equating kids doing stupid shit like panting each other to being future rapistsQuit while you're ahead, Anon. It's clearly all downhill from here.
>>967136>If you count this as sexual assault, then you are very silly.It's not even a matter of opinion.>It does if you want the argument to make any sort of senseExcept we're arguing over how we, OOC, perceive the character and what her actions are, not actually an IC opinion on anything or anyone. At least that's what I was arguing over.
>>967152They weren't painting each other. She was fondling his junk while he was asleep. I get that she's your waifu and it was a smutbin so other anon needs to chill out.But it would count as sexual assault if brought before a court.
Can we just get along and agree to disagree?
>>967176That's a present I'd love to unwrap
>>967176yep, everyone remember why we're hereGobble posts butts
>>967161It's sexual assault if he was unwilling. Since Herb doesn't know about it yet - and may never find out - we can only guess based on his personality, which means he very likely wouldn't be unwilling; embarrassed, sure, but not unwilling. There's a big difference between "He didn't explicitly say yes" and "He said no".>>967162Nah, me liking Keira isn't the basis of my argument. Obviously I have a vested interest in her being viewed positively, but I'd be doing this if Laki or Jane had been the ones who fondled Herb, instead.I just think it's kind of ridiculous how much this has been blown out of proportion, and how much absurd equivocation some people are doing.>>967176I sure hope so. Pictures like that might give us a fighting chance after all.
>>967193It's absolutely been blown out of proportion. Because it was just a bin.If he was unconscious he has no capacity to consent. If Herb was a woman and Kiera was a local male priest who had decided to do the same thing while Herb was out cold you wouldn't have difficulty in seeing why it's sexual assault.
>>967176>agree to disagree on a matter that is clearly defined by law as a crimeFace it Keirafags, she's criminal scum.
>>967203I like Laki more, I just don't want people to keep arguing about it.
>>967193What country do you live in?
>>967199most of the characters would be horrible if they were genderswapped. Laki is physically abusive, Keira molested Herb, Jane is an asshole, and so on
>>967193>>967199>>967203Please, at least save this crap for post-thread
>>967199Well, yeah, he would be an adult. She is legally a child, so that would be statutory rape.Keira and Herb are both underage, so that doesn't apply. What's hard about this?
I banish thee!
>>967211Its still sexual assault.Them both being underage doesn't not make it a crime.
At this point I am less and less concerned about what people think Keira did and more and more concerned about this anons views on the law about sexual assault and molestation
>>967210Or better yet, not at all.
Keira turns to Laki. “You were essential with the Slugma breaking into the forest, and you took it on yourself to help the Wailmer.”You guess that’s true, but the details seem lacking.“I helped caused the Pichu problem. I don’t know if I deserve anything for that.”“Did you do it on purpose?”“Well, no.”“Did you do anything negligent? Would you blame someone that wasn't you if they did it?” Her vocabulary sure is less casual around here. You guess she wants to look more professional in front of her...peers? Bosses? Underlings? You really don’t know much about this place.“Well, I guess not.”She smiles brightly. “There you go. Not your fault.” She reaches to pat you, but keeps her hand back.“Thanks, Keira.”“Ah. You’ve arrived much earlier than expected” A man with large, elaborately decorated hair in robes approaches from the temple. “Priestess Keira.” He clasps his hands and dips his head in a bow.She clasps her hands, closes her eyes, and bows back. “Brother Hoon.”You’re unsure if one outranks the other from that, but it seems like Brother Hoon.“Welcome to Sayeng Temple.” He bows to Laki, but not nearly as low. She bows almost enough to fall forward.“And you must be John.” He offers you a hand to shake. “This is your greeting, isn’t it?”>Shake it>Bow deeply, like Laki>Something else
>>967215you can't banish me hex maniac!
>>967226>>Shake it>>Bow deeply, like LakiIn that order
>>967226>Shake it>Bow deeply, like LakiDither a bit over which one you're supposed to do.
>>967226>Shake it>>Bow deeply, like LakiCovering all the bases
>>967226>Shake itWas going to say 'when in Rome' but I kind of like being the stupid foreigner.
>>967226>>Shake itHe offered it, it would be awkward to leave him hanging
>>967226>Bow deeply, like LakiShe said to follow her lead, let's not fuck this up
Are we supposed to thrice-refuse things like extended hands? Compliments? Or just, like, food?>>967221Agreed.
>>967243is that a hint of nudity?IN MY PURE CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD!?
>>967226>>Shake it>>Bow deeply, like LakiKinda like the president does in some countries
>>967243might want to use this one instead anon
>Shake itHe's trying and that's nice
>>967226>>Shake it>>Bow deeply, like LakiLaki is too cute
But seriously, time to pack it in, guys. If we've reached a point where arguments - bad as they are - have been replaced with people pretending to be concerned over my views on sexual assault, I think that's a sign the argument has gone way further than it should have.Shine on, you crazy people.>>967226>Bow deeply, like Laki
>>967243There's no such thing as bad discussion as long as people don't try to insult each other.
>>967226Deleted previous vote >>967243In order>Shake it>Bow deeply, like Laki
>>967268I'm inclined to agree, but we've reached a point where people are doing exactly that, so I think it counts as a bad argument now.
>>967226>shake it>>967221Totally agree with that statementMorales on 4chan in general is really backwards
>>967226>Shake it>Bow deeply, like LakiHe's being accepting of our culture, may as well show the same.
>>967266It was kind of worrying
[Roll me some 1d100's, please]
Changing >>967247 to Backing >>967258
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>967286Rawlin
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>967286k?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>967286R-R-R-REV UP THOSE 1s!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>967286
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>967286
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>967286
>>967286>>967291No drama today Gobble
>>967305I hope my mojo from yesterday is still going tonight.
>>967283>kids do stupid shit sometimes>especially when it comes to sex stuff>this is not the same as rape, and shouldn't be blown out of proportion>thread goes on to do exactly that>"Man, that guy sure was worrying, what with not wanting to call someone a rapist for all that rape they didn't commit.."If this really does worry you, then I guess I don't know what to tell you, man. I think you guys are going to feel pretty silly when this comes up in character and Herb totally brushes this off like it was nothing, just like he does with almost everything else.Or maybe he won't, and he'll feel like she totally betrayed his trust. If that's the direction it goes, you guys will have been totally right, and I'll have no problem admitting that.Either way, saying you're concerned about someone who isn't letting OOC baggage change their mind is pretty silly.
>>967347Except for the fact that it was one touching the other parties dick without there consent while they slept but that doesn't matter right nowI agree with everything else
>>967347>sexual assault/molestation isn't a big dealJesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?Now, if she had done this with him awake and being ok with it? That's ok-ish. But that isn't what happened.
>>967357>>967356YAMERO!You're discussing the legal ramifications of a fictional character masturbating on/with another fictional character, stop acting like it's the end of the damn world!
Fuck, I forgot to turn off battle animations before chaining dittos.
Quick how does Herb take his hot dog?
>>967363When you accept that what she did was a crime, then we can stop.
>>967363Sick getAnyways yeah we should probably save this stuff for the post thread
Alright, lemme put my two cents in. Kiera is underage, as well as Herb. Kiera is confused about sexuality and what is and isn't okay. Am I saying it wasn't sexual assault? No. It is. But the fact is that she didn't know it wasn't okay to do. That doesn't make it okay, but it also can't make her the worst person in the world. She's been a priestess and has never witnessed anything of the sort. Yes, it was wrong (but kinda hot), but she can't be deemed the worst person in the world. Also, it was a bin, so don't take it seriously.
>>967374With Ketchup or Mustard. Or both.
>>967374I want to say onions and mustard?
>>967375Just shut the fuck up and move on.>>967381Shush>>967374However he wants it at the time
>>967374>liking hot dogsShit taste fampai
You know, all this discussion seems pretty pointless in light of the fact that Keira herself felt bad about it, stopped before orgasm, and resolved that she wouldn't let herself do it again. I mean, what the fuck else do you want? It takes a lot of shame to make you actually stop in the middle and blueball yourself. She's not some depraved abuser, she's a teenager dealing with feelings and urges she hasn't felt before and doesn't know how to handle. She considered it a mistake, not a pleasant experience.
>>967383>Ketchup on a hot dog
>>967389>not liking hot dogsYou ain't even a westerner, are you?You one of them people from Iraqistan?
>>967374Ketchup and Mustard, just really high quality hot dogs and a fresh baked bun
>>967374Ketchup and relish
>>967391What, I bet you like the generic watery yellow mustard.
>>967357>>967375You are very bad at reading comprehension.>>967390And you are very reasonable. Let's all let this be the final word, because this was said much more eloquently than what I said.
>>967391get the hell out
>>967392Fuck you mother fuckerI eat a 20 pound hamburger from Mccy Ds with my pet eagle that I'm nursing back to health while shot gunning a bear every dayIf I ever found someone eating one of those fake ass pink goo sticks on my property I'm grabbing my shotgun and chasing them off my yard
>>967399the proper way is chili, mustard, onions, cheese
>>967407Maybe they meant beefdogs.
>>967391It's okay to have shit taste anon. That's why people like you are allowed to live.
>>967408Fuck man. Best for me lately has been bacon, mushroom, onion.
>>967407>disliking part of the Holy Trinity of the Fourth of JulyBlessed be the Burger, the Dog, and the Slaw, in the name of the Uncle, amen.
>>967408That's a chilidog. It's become a different animal at that point.
>>967421that does sound good but it needs a sauce on ittry bbq with it or maybe a spicy mustard
>>967408100% kosher beef, fresh red onion and a little ketchup. Although I do love a good chili dog every now and then.
>>967407>not getting hotdogs from your local butcher>not making sausages with your buddies from fresh venisonI feel sorry for anyone that's never had venison chili with their hotdogs
>>967422This man speaks the truth.As for my hotdog preferences, I like mustard, relish, celery salt, onions, and cheese. Gives it a great combination of sweet, salty, and sour.
>>967390Exactly. She's a child and doesn't understand what is wrong and what isn't, coupled with the fact that she hasn't been in the real world for most of her life. She's not sure what sex is. She's not sure about customs and things that are okay with mainlanders. She doesn't know that doing that isn't something that shouldn't be done. She's a child and has a stunted sexual mind because of her being a priestess. She stopped what she was doing, promised she wasn't going to do it again, and felt suuuuoer bad about it. She doesn't understand what's wrong and right. We can deem what she did disgusting, but we can't ban her to the island (no pun intended) because she has no clue that that wasn't right.But again, >>it was a bin
>>967429>celery saltThe hell is that? I know very precious little about seasonings.
>>967428Oh man, what's preferred pork ratio in your venison sausage? I like 20/80 personally, it needs the moisture
>>967422>>967428Bitchs please, I make my sausage homade made out of100% pure gator meatAlso slaw is can easily be replaced by potato salad
>>967439ground celery seeds
>>967439https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery_saltIt's delicious, that's what it is.
>>967443>slaw can easily be replaced by potato saladI knew it.You were a skinwalker after all.
You decide you’re doo both. Shake it, then give a bow. You reach out and grab his hand.He gives you a firm handshake. After which, you bow deeplyGobble imitates your bow and falls forward. Eating some dirt. He considers it for a second before deciding it’s not food. You guess you never know until you try it.He looks at you approvingly. “You’re just as considerate as I’d expect for someone who's helped our island.”You look to Laki. She mouths “thank you.”“Thank you.” You say.“You’re welcome, Laki.” He says.You look up, worried.“You’re hardly the first mainlander I’ve met, John. The electric temple here is at the forefront of our region’s developments. Well, we used to be, I suppose. Modern, secular certifications for a modern age, I suppose.” He waves those thoughts away. “This is a temple that is understanding about intent. And energy. Just don’t expect it to be the same at other temples. We’re a more liberal group than most.”He takes you for a tour of the area. First is the waterwheel. It generates the electricity for the temple and then some. That becomes much more impressive when you’re lead by the workshop, where men in robes tinker with small devices. A boy a little younger than you gets a shock from something he’s working on. You lean over and see it’s an older pokedex.Brother Hoon stops the tour to inspect in and check his hands. “Always disconnect the power when working on something.”“Yes, Brother Hoon.” He shakes the pain off his hands.“John, perhaps you can offer some advice to your junior.” Brother Hood says. Is this a test? You resist the urge to look to Laki or Keira.>You really don’t know anything about electronics. Sorry.>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there>Ask what they’re doing. What’s the purpose of this place?>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference>That looks pretty complicated for a young person. Maybe he should try something simpler, like that other boy>Something else
>>967456>>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference
>>967452>Not liking grandmpas homade potato salad >not listening to his war stories from Vietnam while eating it>not eating a potato salad every Fourth of July to remind yourself of every war we have participated inI bet you don't even eat macaroni and cheese on independence day
>>967456>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference
>>967442We use 20/80 too, gotta get the fat in there>>967443never had gator sausage, what's it taste like?
>>967456>You really don’t know anything about electronics. Sorry.
>>967456>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there>Gobble imitates your bow and falls forward. Eating some dirt. He considers it for a second before deciding it’s not food. You guess you never know until you try it.Gobble is so adorable
>>967456>Offer to lend your pokedex as a reference
>Brother Hood[Preemptive butt]
>>967456>>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there
>>967482Yet you missed "You decide you're doo both."?
>>967452>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference
>>967456>>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over thereProtective gear is a must when you're learning. I mean, i doubt there's all that much charge in there, but any shock is rarely good.>>967467I have never eaten macaroni and cheese without wanting to vomit.
>>967456>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference>Ask what they’re doing. What’s the purpose of this place?
>>967456>Offer to lend your Pokedex as a reference>Maybe he should be using some of those gloves over there
>>967493That's really sad my dude, feel sorry for you
>>967493Then you haven't had good mac and cheese.
“I could lend you my pokedex. You can use it for reference. It’s not the same model, but I think the basics are the same.”“That’s quite considerate.” Brother Hoon says. “What do you say?” He turns to the boy.“I couldn’t.” He says.Oh! You know what to do here. “I insist.”“It would be improper to take such a useful tool from a trainer.”“That’s okay. It’s no problem.” You offer once again.”“Thank you.” The younger boy says as he finally takes it. “I’ll take good care of it.”Brother Hoon continues on the tour. As you leave, you hear him drop his tool as he’s shocked again. Brother Hoon seems to be watching you closely, taking in your reactions. He takes you to another room where tea is being served. He once again offers it three times, and you, Keira, and Laki accept on the third. This is neat, but you wonder if it gets old fast. He and Keira chat for awhile. Gossip about different clergy. Nothing scandalous, but more about what everyone’s up to, who got what new position, some work on one of the temples. You piece a bit of it together to get a better picture of the religious structure, but it’s tricky.Laki looks bored out of her skull, despite sitting up straight and minding her manners. Your eyes wander a bit. There’s a library in the back. Something from the kitchen smells nice.“Where are my manners.” Brother Hoon says. “John. As someone who's offered knowledge to our temple, you’re also welcome to take some in.” He points to the library, the kitchen, which smells fantastic, and the workshop. “Please feel free to wander as you wish. Of course, private quarters and the prayer room are off limits. They’re marked.”>Learn something from the kitchen>Learn something from the library>Learn something from the workshop>Wander the halls. See what else is around.
>>967581>>Learn something from the kitchenlibrary is tempting, but native food is too important
>>967581>>Learn something from the kitchenFollow your nose
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchenAs if there was a choice.
>>967581>>Learn something from the kitchenFuck yeah cooking!>Laki common!
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchenCome on electric-type bait.
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchenThis is gonna be good.
>>967581>>Learn something from the kitchen
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchen
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchenIsland cuisine ahoy!
>>967581>>Learn something from the kitchenconvenient
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchenPretty sure we need this ALWAYS!
>>967581>Learn something from the kitchen. Keep an eye on Gobble >Wander the halls. See what else is around I know it's tempting fate but what can it hurt?
>>967620>Herb wanders into the sacrificial chambers
>>>/wsg/1446232Herb's gonna learn super cooking monk techniques like turning carrots into fishing nets!
>>967590>Electric baitEven just tips on what they like would be swell
>>967635Can we opt for death by snu-snu?
Well, you don’t have a bit of doubt in your mind. You wander over to the kitchen. Laki decides to come with, along with your pokemon. You make sure to keep an eye on Gobble.A man in a less ornate robe, but still one that seems to stand out, greets you. You follow Laki’s response. Bella joins this time too, but Gobble seems to have had enough of bowing today.“Brother Hoon said I could learn something here.”“Yes, of course. Please come in. Brother Kele is our expert in all things tea.”Brother Kele glances over. He looks ecstatic when he sees Bella.“Brother Puna is our expert in foodstuffs, creating filling, hearty, and nutritious meals from simple ingredients. Even baco bread.” He leans in “As you can clearly see, he likes to sample.” He points out the large brother’s figure.“I am humble in all things but size.” Brother Puna says, happily.“And Sister Tasi in an expert in flavors. Creating pokemon specific dishes. Some might call this a frivolous pursuit.”“A pursuit truly mastered is never frivolous.” she replies, moving a pot of boiling water.>Talk to brother Puna>Talk to Sister Tasi>Talk to Brother Kele>Something else
>>967676>>Talk to brother Punabaco bread was the stuff that managed to actually sate gobble for a while right? better get that recipe.
Tasi or Puna.
>>967676>>Talk to brother Puna
>>967676>Talk to brother PunaBaco Bread is top tier
>>967676>Talk to brother Puna
>>967226>Brother HoonWhen did Ken Block become a priest?
>>967676>Talk to brother PunaFor foraging well have few ingredients need to make the most of it. Plus this will be good for training and traveling.
>>967676>>Talk to Brother KeleAt first, I thought nothing on this guy. The other two seem much more immediately useful to us.Then I remembered our worry seed plan.
>>967676>Talk to Brother PunaLearn the art that is Baco bread. If we learn that we can feed Gobble for all of eternity, or until we have enough money to buy a small third world country and force them to make Gobble food..
I do wonder what mystery box the brother talking to us is, but Baco Bread.
>>967676>Talk to Sister TasiAw man, there's a case for each of these.About how the brother who's looking at Bella tho, he may be able to aid us in the development of Herb's Worry-Free Worry Seed Tea & Coffee
>>967676>Talk to Brother PunaA fattie who mostly eats their own cooking usually knows what they're doing.
>>967676>Talk to brother PunaHonestly any of them would be nice, but I'll restrict myself to just trying for bread.
>>967700oh.... oooohh ummm yeah I think I'll change my vote then.>Talk to Brother Kele
i think we should try to learn back bread now, but come back and learn roserade tea later.
>>967676>Talk to Brother KeleLets let Bella have fun.
>>967676>Talk to Brother KeleI changed my mind. While I think sister Tasi is the best. Kele is the other special option so to speak.Brother Puna is making we can always scrounge. But I'm not sure Gobble will let us starve. When we're lost in the jungle and starving to death because we don't know how to make food, I apologize.
>>967676>Talk to Brother Kele
You approach Brother Puna. You wouldn’t say it out loud, but you know to always trust a fat chef.“And what knowledge did you bring?” The man in the more ornate robes asks Laki.She looks around. “Umm.” She desperately searches for something to offer.You ask brother Puna about baco bread. Gobble is paying very close attention to this conversation.He looks you up and down. “Respectfully, baco bread is a difficult dish. The ingredients are simple, but only a very skilled baker can put it together correctly. Perhaps an easier recipe would be better.” He lists off a few. One sounds like a lesser version of baco bread called palutu that has harder ingredients to find and isn’t as filling. Stelitsi, a dish brought in by invaders from a long time ago. They were driven off, but the meal stuck around. It’s good to give to pokemon as a held item. They nibble it down and regain health. They sell it, but it’s pricey.You feel like there are similarities between a few of these and things you’ve done yourself. But who knows what steps you might be missing that could improve what you end up with.>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.>Palutu, the poor man’s baco bread>Stelitsi sounds useful>On second thought, what’s Brother Kele doing?
>>967756>>Palutu, the poor man’s baco bread
>>967756>Palutu, the poor man’s baco breadKnow thy limits.
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.No pussy footing around. PERIOD.
>>967756>>Stelitsi sounds useful
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.I have to try and with the knowledge you provide I can keep trying even if I don't succeed today.
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.Herb doesn't duck around with cooking
>>967756>>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.stelitsi is tempting for Gobble to have Leftovers, but feeding him is more important
>>967756>>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.eh fuck it, might as well
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.If we can pull this off, we'll have a damn good dish we can make from common ingredients.
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.Leftovers would also be nice, but perhaps another time. For now let's just get the bread. Even if it doesn't work out immediately I'm sure we'll figure it out eventually.
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.You should always at least try for what you want.
>>967756>Stelitsi sounds usefulThough I'd like an 'experts' opinion >Ask Gobble (Munchlax) which sounds most appetizing
>>967756>>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.Better to learn the recepie with the more available ingredients and have to practice more than know how to make something we won't have the materials for. Lefties are tempting though. We may just have to come back here often. I only hope we'll have enough to offer in return.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1482326744431.webmSo when does Hana get a bin?
>>967756>Baco bread, please. The hardest challenge.Nothing ventured nothing gained
>>967798I figure it's sort of how she sees the world.
>>967810What language are they singing in that clip?
>>967817I see, what is that from? It seemed like a lot of snipets of various anime.
>>967824Mixed anime. Singer is Pixie Paris. Not sure if she's actually done anything else.
>>967827The full video is cool. Poor Hana her whole world is full of sexual innuendo that no one else sees or hears.
So what condition are our hands in? I don't remember them actually getting patched up.
>>967827Pretty cool, thank you kindly for the video. I enjoyed that greatly. Guess being Hana is pretty okay, never ending parade of innuendo.
>>967846Possible Hana bin? Rubbing lotion on Herb's hands while fantasizing; sort of like the Laki bin, only with Hana. I actually quite like that style of lewdbin, where it's all just in the girls' heads, but it hints at possible things in the future.
So how spiky is our hair anyway? We full on Naruto, or what?I imagine Herb with his hair spiked out to the side.
>>967863I never thought of his hair as spiky.I always assumed it would be straight or something.
Laki does a half-hearted dance with a big smile on her face. The robed man shakes his head. Bella imitates it and looks a lot more graceful, right up until she falls on her butt from her post dance bow.“I know it’s not easy, but I want to try baco bread. Even if I don’t get it right away, I can keep trying later. And I think it’s Gobble’s favorite.”Gobble slobbers. You take that as confirmation. Even Mace is listening now.“Very well.” He hands to what you assume is a baco root, some leaves, and a small citrus smelling fruit that’s shaped like a chili pepper.Brother Puna sizes you up again. “Timing is key. Now, you want make sure you have those leaves ready and in the right amounts. The drier they are, the harder this will be.”He goes over all the prep work. No wonder this is such a hard dish. There are a few stages where you need to really get things done quickly.First step is simple enough. Cut the root in half. The tricky part is not to knick the core until you’re ready. If you weren’t such an experienced chef, you wouldn’t be able to do it like you do now.Brother Puna seems very slightly impressed. You let it sit for 30 seconds. Having air hit the core before the next step is important.The next step involves putting small holes in the core to drop leaf juice into. It’s trickier to get it done, your hands are killing you, making it tricky.>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)>Just try your best to keep your hands steady (harder, but harder to screw up)>Instead of stabbing it, tap it against a sharp object (lowest DC but a really bad roll could mess you up)>Something else
>>967871Nah, apparently John got compared to a Jolteon in school
>>967872>>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)build trust and practice a move all while perfecting a recipe.
>>967863Obviously we look like a young, skinny Guy Fieri.
>>967872>>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it
>>967872>>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)>>967882Welcome to flavor town?
>>967857Better than getting raped in his sleep at least :^)
>>967872>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)
>>967872>Instead of stabbing it, tap it against a sharp object (lowest DC but a really bad roll could mess you up)
>>967872>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)Teamwork!
>>967872>>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)
>>967872>>Just try your best to keep your hands steady (harder, but harder to screw up)Wouldn't pin missile leave little pins stuck in the holes we need to be open? Or worse, buried in the bread waiting for some poor sap to put it in their mouths?
>>967872>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)She'll like getting to help out.>>967885Herb should start saying that during battles.
>>967872>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)Sure, let's trust Bella for now.
>>967871>>967874>>967877I imagine Herb sorta looks like a less crazy haired version of Barry. Sorta like this
>>967910Yeah I can see why the girls like him. He's a cute little shit.
>>967872>Just try your best to keep your hands steady (harder, but harder to screw up)Middle of the road. Hopefully we buy some gloves so we don't mess up our hands next time.
>>967872>Just try your best to keep your hands steady (harder, but harder to screw up)
>>967872>Instead of stabbing it, tap it against a sharp object (lowest DC but a really bad roll could mess you up)This should come down to Herb's ability as a chef, not shoving the task off on his Pokemon.Judging by the previous discussion, he can tap it on his spiky hair.
>>967907Aw yes! Second
>>967872>>Just try your best to keep your hands steady (harder, but harder to screw up)
>>967872>Just try your best to keep your hands steady (harder, but harder to screw up)No pain, no gain.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>967955
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>967955
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>967955
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>967955
>>967871I thought of him as straight haired until the Jolteon comment brought up here >>967874 too, but honestly as long as we're not Naruto or a young Guy Fieri, I'm happy.I'll compromise and incorporate this >>967910 into my mind's eye.
>>967963Thanks you, anon. Thank you.
>>967963Never, ever lucky. On this episode of triple D, john buys a one way ticket to flavor town.
>>967969It's all Bella Anon. Clearly by taking the trait bad luck the Dice gods see fit to mock Gobble.
>>967963I think we're good.
>>967872>Ask Bella to Pin Missile it (medium)TRUST EXERCISES!
>>967966Sounds like someone hasn't been taken to flavor town.
“Bella. I need your help.” You set the root on the table and try to flick the pain away. Laki picks her up and puts her on the table you’re working on. “I need a pin missile here, here, and here. And another here, too.” You point to Brother Puna’s as an example.She makes a cute determined noise, looks to you and Laki, and fires. You thought she’d wait until you set it down at least.But after flinching, you inspect the root. She got it perfectly!"Good job!" you pat her on the head. She smiles. Laki picks her up and gives her praise too.“An interesting approach.” He says while you pluck the pins out. “That will be a very effective and flavorful loaf, assuming the rest of the steps are successful.”The next step is to mash it. Fast. You have to do it while the juice is still reacting to the inside of the baco root core.Brother Puna is already hammering away at his. He’s working at it like his life depends on it. Slam slam slam!>Mash mash mash! Work your muscles. (hardest, but failure can be mitigated)>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)>Gobble, Focus Punch! (easiest DC, but will be a mess if failed)>Ask Laki to do it.
>>967996>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)Pokemon Chefs.
>>967996>>Mash mash mash! Work your muscles. (hardest, but failure can be mitigated)
>>967996>Ask Laki to do it.Guaranteed easy pass.She's good at mashing.
>>967996>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)
>>967996>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)MORE TRUST EXERCISES!
>>967996>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)teamwork makes the dream work etc.
>>967996>Ask Laki to do it.
>>967996>>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)
>>967996>Mash mash mash! Work your muscles. (hardest, but failure can be mitigated)
>>967996>Have Mace use Headbutt (medium)Mace, I choose you!
>>967996>Ask Laki to do it.She did say she'd help us out.
[What would everyone like in a Hana lewdbin? If that's what we'd like next.]
>>968029Are you just making all of the lewdbins cannon now Gobble?
>>967996>Mash mash mash! Work your muscles. (hardest, but failure can be mitigated)We're better off doing this manually, even with sandpapered hands.
>>968029Well I really like the idea of her hearing things all over and thinking it's sexual innuendo and getting hot and bothered, then snapping out when the group calls on her to catch up or something.However that might be a pain in the ass to write.
>>968032[If I can. Noncanon if it's just not possible to fit it in]
>>967996>Mash mash mash! Work your muscles. (hardest, but failure can be mitigated)I don't really want to go through the whole cooking process with us barely doing any of the work ourselves. Maybe some help if we really bomb at it, but otherwise I feel we should take care of it ourselves.
>>968029I sorta down with the idea of Hana Peeping on Herb and then her imagining being super brace and making the first move on him then waking up from her daydream and scuttling off for some "alone time".
>>968029fantasies of a girl who knows a LOT more about sex than she lets on. All those months cooped up must have driven her to lots of... research. But thats only on the internet, people don't do that in the real world... right?
>>968029Hana overloads on lewd thoughts and goes full Anna on Herb
>>968029Hana taking something Herb says the wrong way and her mind running with it.Or her helping treat Herb's hands and her thinking through escalation.Maybe her and Val?Point is, you've got some options, so surprise us.Maybe a whole sequence of lewd scenarios she thinks up based on things people have said that her dirty mind has twisted.
>>968029Marathon masturbation session. See just exactly what she fantasizes about.
>>968029Vibrating. Hand.Also, peeping like this Anon said >>968045We've already been pretty much sleep-raped, Herb may as well get molested in pretty much every other fashion too.
>>968029Didnt she tell us how she uses her arm's vibration? Might toss that in with her lewd thoughts of Herb Was it Hana that had thoughts of her & Herb getting dommed by Laki?
>>967996>Mash mash mash! Work your muscles. (hardest, but failure can be mitigated)I concur with >>968040 here
>>968029Awkward, shy attempts at dirty talk on her part; both of them being their usual dorky selves while working through how to make the other feel good; Herb accidentally finding Hana's erogenous zones; some sweet compliments from Herb to make Hana feel happy. Basically, Hana thinking about what a sweet first time with Herb might be like.And then, because she's just fantasizing, we cut back to reality just in time for someone - possibly Herb - to overhear her. Then some awkward, embarrassed Hana times.That's my idea.
>>968029These anons have the right idea.>>968052>>968055
>>968029>>968056>Hana & Herb getting dommed by Laki
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>968065
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>968065
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>968065
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>968065
>>968055Please no, I couldn't stand seeing any more pissing and moaning, or overdramatic accusations flung at Hana. If it must be anything like that, keep it as a dream like Laki's - the controversy is miserable to trudge through when it pops up every thread otherwise.
>>968072Wow. This is really going places, isn't it?
>>968055>Laki groped Herb and Valerie>Keira molested HerbMight as well just go for the lot of them.
>>968072Jeez, the suspense. Dice gods really like to mock you, huh gobble?
>>968075I couldn't agree more.
>>968075I have no clue what you're even talking about, so I'm just going to assume you're overreacting to something someone said about your girl of choice.Chillax, friendo. It was probably a joke.
>>968075The whining only makes me stronger. Let the puritans fall by the way side as I bask in the debauchery that is Gobble's lewdbins. Let the salt flow.
>>968084All you have to do is read the argument earlier in this thread to see some prime examples of exactly what he's talking about.
>>968093Their arguments have no grounds, they just take examples way out of context and over generalize all the time. I don't have the time or energy to deal with their logical fallacies.
>>968093I guess I just don't wade through the shitposting like some people do.>>968101Calm down, senpai.If you're upset about argumentative people in the thread, maybe implying they're retarded and talking down to them in a passive aggressive manner isn't going to help things or make you feel better.Think about that.
>>968101I agree completely. I was just pointing out to him that the people saying those things aren't joking about being against Keira because of the lewdbin, even if all logic points to them taking the piss. Some people really are that stupid.But hey, 4chan. What can you do?>>968111Normally I would agree, but it got especially retarded tonight. That said, I can completely understand not wanting to wade through it. It's not worth the time, for sure.
>>968111I never talk down to them, every time I've attempted to engage in actual conversation with these individuals they just make progressively more outlandish claims. To the point that other anons are like why are you talking to obvious trolls mate? I would respect their views if they actually attempted to make actual arguments basic in logic.
>>968072What the fuck is going on?
>>968122Herb's bad luck
>>968126The scary thing is, is that if this keeps up... Gobble is going to have to mandate bad things.Whether it be an instance were Herb can only take the worst of three rolls or Gobble writes ROCKS FALL!We chose bad luck.
>>968126No, but it's like at least once a thread, probability fucks off into deep space and the crit successes flood in.
>>968133Next 100 is going to involve Herb finding a crimson behelit.
>>968131All he needs to do is give us the opportunity to make bad choices and eventually we'll stumble into some shit.Pretty sure we could have been turned into a thin red paste like 4 times now.
“Mace! Heatbutt.”Mace takes a half second to realize what you want, but we he does, he leaps into action. You drop the root onto the board and he slams it with his head. Everyone that wasn’t watching jumps at the slam. When he removes his head, you can see the perfectly mushed root. The core spread out over the meat of the root which is exactly what you wanting. You can quickly scoop it to mix the last little bits.Puna again raises an eyebrow. “I hope he washed his face, first.”“Is that important?” Laki asks.“It’s always important. But no, no more or less so for this recipe. Not unless he was covered in Acid Spray or something similar, recently.”You shake your head. But he does make a good point about washing first. You’ll keep that in mind next time. You didn’t plan to use your pokemon, after all.“One last step.” He furiously scrapes his mush into a pan. “Heat. Once again, timing is important. You’ll hear three pops. When you do, you have to lower the heat. If you wait too long it will burn up quickly.”You do the same, scooping it into a pan, tossing it in the oven, and waiting.After a tense few minutes, his pops first. Once, then two more in quick succession. He practically rips open the oven door to fetch it. You put on oven mitts and wait.There’s one pop, then what sounds like two more. But they were much closer together. Was that two, or three?“That was three! No two. No, definitely three! You have to get it out!!” Laki says. Bella agrees with her. It’s strange to see Laki so into something like this. But even from someone who doesn’t care about cooking it must be pretty tense.Mace shakes his head. He thinks you should wait. Mace just slammed his head against a board and while he seems confident, he doesn’t seem entirely sure.>Wait. Mace it right.>Pull it out, now!>Something else
>>968131Bad luck happens to Herb all the time, we don't roll for bad luck. It's just been sorta unfortunate that our luck has been real good, so we always find a way to getting out of those unlucky situations rather unscathed. Gobble's been handling it fine. Look to dropping Bella's egg, Mace accident in the lab, herb's knock out, sharpedos out of season, and many other examples for bad luck just happening.
>>968140Or you know, a Aegislash involved in an ancient war that isn't going to just want to be a friend and just wants to spill blood and wage war for the glory of Khorne and the Skull Throne.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.I trust the sonar.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.Trust best rock.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.Trust the rock speaker.
>>968143>Pull it out, now!We can always put it back on for a sec if necessary, but we can't un-cook it.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.
>>968143>Wait. Mace is right.Trust in Best RockAlso, butts.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.His face is a giant ear.... thing Laki!
>>968143>Pull it out, now!You don't hesitate when cooking.Even if it's a bad decision, you have to commit.You can salvage something before it burns, but not after.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.mace's face hole is one giant ear.also so far herb has had many close calls (falls into cave, sees a fucking kabutops that would gladly bisect him and drain him of blood, then avoids a zubat swarm and all that was just one incident) he just has good rolls for surviving his bad luck.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.Lake sounded unsure too. We should go with Mace, who may be able to pick out qualitative differences we cant.
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.>Quick look to Puna for guidance or some sort of facial tell
>>968143>Wait. Mace it right.I believe in him.
>>968143>Wait. Mace is right.
>>968164Well I mean if Mace was wrong Laki and bella will just have to punish us later.
>>968143>>Pull it out, now!If it hasn't burned, we can mitigate the damage. Once it is, it's buggered.
>>968143>Pull it out, now!You can't unburn a dish.
>>968143>>Wait. Mace it right.
>>968143>“Mace! Heatbutt.”>HeatbuttIt's a sign.
>>968171Totally ok with this out come
>>968171I like where your head is at, anon.
>>968181Damn i missed that one. A butt for this man please.
>>968183>>968184It's either fun. Or if it goes poorly and bella over reacts with the punishment we can have that talk we were worried we might need to.
>>968143>but we he does>exactly what you wanting
>>968143>Wait. Mace is right.As other anons have pointed out, Mace is basically an ear. That aside, Herb's Pokemon have come through for him so far on this. The bread is a group effort at this point.
>>968199Look i get Japan's thing for NO SEX PAST 25 bullshit, but god DAMN!
>>968191Well we'll have to have that talk with Bella after Laki 'punishes' us. Preferably we have Bella not in sight to curb the influence
You wait. Then wait. Each second is agony. The clock shows seconds go by, but you know deep in your heart that it’s actually taking hours.Come on, come on!Bella squeaks. Laki looks like she wants to scream. Even the temple people in the kitchen look tense. Gobble is poking his fingers together and pacing.A bead of sweat falls down your brow. Your eyes are glued to the oven window. You can see the heat very slowly creep in on the edges of the bread. It’s not turning black, but you recognize the signs. It’s going to turn. It’s going to turn!Pop.You whip open the oven door and grab the bread. You almost throw it onto the stovetop. Your heart pounds out of your chest. Mace pushes against your leg and you pet him while trying to remember to breath. Gobble looks unbelievably relieved.“You did it!” Laki almost shouts, probably violating a rule of the temple, based on how quiet everyone else is. Belladonna squeaks again and wiggles.Then she begins to glow.[Thanks for coming everyone. I’m fading fast. I’m unsure if we’ll be running tomorrow or not. It’s 50/50 right now. I’ll update as soon as I know.]
>>968217Oh tits! We never had the evolution talk!
>>968217Thanks for running, Gobble!
>>968217Thanks for running, Gobble. Great as usual.
>>968217Oh man, cooking sure is fun! Thanks Gobble another great thread. Have a good night!
>>968217Thanks for running Gobble! Hate to say it, but kinda glad you're done. I gotta be up stupid early and I've been hanging in to follow.If you don't run tomorrow, or over the weekend, have a merry christmas
>>968217Glowing? Our baby girl is growing up! Thanks again Gobble! Always appreciate your efforts!
>>968217>Bella evolves from cooking excitementOur little baby is too perfect. So proud.Thanks for the thread, Gobble.
>>968217Awesome! So anons is it better to level her a bit or jump straight to Roserade?
>>968242Never rush my good man, it's all about the journey after all.
>>968217Thanks for running gobble!
>>968217Awwww yeah.Thanks for running, Gobble. Cooking was surprisingly tense.
>>968242I'm thinking that one should probably be entirely Bella's choice.
>>968217Thanks for running.
>>968242Game-wise she's done everything she needs to as a budew. They stop learning new moves at level 16 with worry seed.But quest-wise I think we should cancel the evolution and make sure she knows what's going on with her changing body first. Mace doesn't want to evolve, and Bella might not want to either. I doubt it, but it's possible. Plus she's only a few days old. She might not want to grow up that fast. I want to talk to her about what to expect from her new body and that personality changes can come with it.Same with Gobbs eventually, especially since he might not be too keen on gaining narcolepsy.
>>968242>>968266Wait fuck, you said roserade note roselia. Yeah we will have a long time before we need to think about getting a dawn stone. Rosalia learns moves up to level 50.
>>968268In Gobbles system you can teach them period if they could know it.So it's more about her personal preference and stat bonuses.
>>968266Honestly I feel like if Gobbs had a hang up about evolving he'd say it. He's technically a baby mon, so no breeding etc etc
>>968271But it's still easier by levelup. I do think that Bella's preference is the main concern though.
>>968217>Gobble is poking his fingers together and pacing.Oh Gobble
This is really weird. I had honey on all the trees when I went to sleep, but none of them are shaking and they all still have honey. The honey only lasts 12 hours.
>>968234>>968232Also she only grows to 1 foot. Bella is still super smol
>>968659Depending on how long you slept, it might not have been 12 hours. That is really weird how it didn't have any trees shaking though.
>>968683I just checked, honey lasts 24 hours but I should be shaking after 6. I went to sleep at 11, and I applied honey at 9:30 to 9:45. The trees should have begun shaking at 2:30 to 2:45.
>>968242Wait. Always wait.
>>968724Meh. Maybe it didnt register. I know for a fact that any game I play always has some sort of glitch to it.
>>968217Our little girl is growing up
MOTHERFUCKER! THIS GODDAMN LITTLE FUCKING SHIT OF A FUCKING BIDOOF JUST FUCKING RUINED A DAMN-NEAR PERFECT FUCKING CHAIN! THIRTY-FUCKING-ONE GODDAMN BUDEWS, THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD DAUGHTER OF A WHORE SHOWS UP AND FUCKING WIPES ALL THE PROGRESS! GODDAMMIT! THERE IS NOTHING BUT RAGE! THAT WAS THE LONGEST FUCKING CHAIN I'VE EVER HAD AND IT WAS RUINED BY THIS FUCKING COCK-SUCKER! I'M GOING TO FEED IT TO MY FUCKING DRAPION AND EATEN ALIVE, VERY, VERY SLOWLY! WHILE BEING LIT ON FIRE AND STABBED UP THE TAINT WITH A RUSTY FUCKING CACTUS! THEN I'LL DO THE SAME TO ALL OF THIS FUCKER'S FAMILY, ALL OF THEIR FREINDS, AND ALL BIDOOFS ON THE PLANET! AFTER THAT I'M GOING TO TAKE THE REMAINS, NUKE THEM, BURN THE ASHES, NUKE THEM AGAIN, TOSS THEM INTO MOUNT STARK, NUKE MOUNT STARK, BURN MOUNT STARK'S ASHES, THEN SALT AND BURN THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING! Sorry. I'll just… go. I need to sulk. And wage a genocide against all Bidoofs.
>>969050Hey anon.Hows it feel to be fucked over by a bidoof?
>>969050Look at that face, it KNOWS.
>>969073Go fuck yourself.These were the total expenses for the last attempt:>4 Super Repels>31 PokeballsI'm going to go grow some Leppa Berries so that I have enough PP to keep a very long chain going. Also, more wallet stuffing.
>>969050>daring to challenge Lord Doofno anon, you don't know what you've done
>>969099I was only half being an asshole when asking you that question anon.The other half legitimately wants to know how much physical pain you were in when that bidoof appeared.
>>969050Hmmm... would giving dragoon a cleanse tag help? Or are you already using a specific held item?
>>969136All of it. It was even worse because I was using the PokeRadar Checker and I saw the little Budew sprite vanish. The I remembered that I forgot to save before starting the chain.
>>969143No, the Bidoof was from a patch from the pokéradar. My Drapion is holding a Black Sludge so that I don't have to worry about the paper-cut level of damage from Budews using Absorb adding up over time.
>>969146Thats about a 9.5/10 on the pain scale. Only 9.5 because it wasn't that many expensive items in the end.Actually though pretty sorry for your loss there anon, hopefull it will get better for you.
>>969161Yeah, it could've been much worse. For example, had I been using Net, Nest, Timer, Dusk, Repeat, Luxury, or Quick Balls, I'd be out 31k, while Heal Balls would put me out 9.3k. Had I been using Great Balls, it would've cost 18.6k, and Ultra Balls would've been 37.2k. Instead, by using Pokéballs, I'm only out 6.2k. By using Super Repels (4 is 2k), I saved 800 compared to using Max Repels (4 is 2.8k). By using a poison type, I saved 1k maximum, because 10 of the Budews had Poison Point. However, with Lava Cookies, that maximum is 2k and with full heals, the maximum is 6k. Because Drapion can't be poisoned and was holding a Black Sludge, I saved up to 3k (Regular Potions), 7k (Super Potions), or 12k (Hyper Potions), 25k (Max Potions), or a whopping 30k (Full Restores). I also could've used my Leppa Berries to restore the PP of the move False Swipe, but I only had 3. I'm trying to think of other ways I saved money, and I've calmed down after doing some math.
Oh, and it's time to check the trees, too. Let's see if there are any Munchlaxes. Another good thing I figured out is where 2 of the 4 Munchlax trees are in my game.
>>969242Also, even after catching upwards of 131 Budews, I still have 260 Pokéballs and 93 Super Repels. I'm down to 51 honey, though, so it's time to train my Combees, Apios and Kranzchen.
>>969278And here I thought breeding two boxes of pyukumuku was tedious. I'm going to go looking for a better breeding ditto too. Hopefully soon I'll have a good enough variety.
>>969307The thing is that getting to the square with the Budew, using False Swipe, having the Budew's turn, and using a catching the Budew, takes at the very most, 30-45 seconds per Budew. I've been going at this for almost a week now. The longest parts are getting the chain started and releasing all of the Budews after a chain breaks. Meanwhile, a Pyukumuku egg takes roughly 3,800 to 4,100 steps to hatch, and that doesn't include waiting for the egg to appear.
>>969382Oh, I've just passed 500 hours played in Pokémon Platinum. Only 20 days? I thought I've played this game a lot more than that.
>>969382To be fair, I do have a magmar and an oval charm. And Taurus takes steps pretty quickly. It's getting breeding items and dittos that's hard.
>>969416Right now I'm hatching a Spiritomb (How the hell does that thing breed?) I'm using a Magcargo as my Flame Body pokémon.
>>969439And why are all of the Spiritombs that I hatch female?! It's a 50-50 male to female ratio, right?
>>969416...I completely forgot that there's a charm for egg stuff, shit and i've already bred like 8 competitive spec 5IV mons...oh well using the rodeo box with tauros is pretty fast regardless.
>>969603How do you do that? Do you go ability then nature then ivs? I started with ivs and now I'm realizing that just hoping for the right nature is going to be a pain in the ass.I'm thinking about making a mono-water meme team. Golisopod, Pyukumuku, Araquanid, Pelliper, Wishiwashi, and Seaking.
I think I've calmed down enough to head back into the field. Pokéballs and Super Repels are restocked, I've got Leppa Berries growing, and I'm not nearly as pissed as I was a little while back.
>>969667The only thing left to do is to change the time of day.
>>969616I'm >>969603(On my phone now) I breed for nature then slap an ever stone on and toss it in with my 6 IV ditto, as for ability, just luck there sadly.
>>969672Actually, I should probably wait until I harvest the Leppa Berries. I'm going to go work on other things instead, like getting more honey, more berries, and more money.
>>969679I'll try that next time. Only tricky part I'm expecting is making sure my Seaking has Lightning rod.
>>969737I bet you breed for fins, you filthy finfag
>>969679Yup. Everstone makes it a whole lot easier.
>>969815You know that, if you take a picture in landscape view on your phone, it won't be sideways when you post it, right?
>>969913I figured it out but keep forgetting.
does anyone know if the destiny knot is absolutely necessary for swap breeding?
>>969984Iirc it is, or at least it makes it faster
>>969984It is if you want them pentaperfect. Best you can guarantee without is tri-perfect.
Herb should enter a cooking contest at some point. Something like a poke puff contest, it could be a lot of fun.
>>970547>tri-perfect.>pentaperfectWhoever made these terms deserves a ditch shooting.
>>971291Whyyy? Whats wrong with them and what terms would you use?
>>971297I just hate using the word perfect when there is improvement to be had. Optimal is more accurate. It's probably just because I'm a word-purist dickhead, but I like it when things mean what they're called.The ditch shooting thing was just a bit of hyperbole.
>>971303Would penta-best work better? Since best is what the iv judge calls stats at their maximum value? Honestly I'm not too bothered by calling multiple stats perfect if they're at their maximum.I suppose you could think of situations like trick room where you would call a minimum speed stat perfect, or situations like running minimum attack ivs on a usually mixed sweeper that you're running special in order to avoid foul play damage.
Ok so I was looking at pokedex entries and thinking about this last play session and I got an idea. You know what would make a great pokemon for Herb? Oricorio. Not only would an experienced dancer be great for contests, but I bet Herb could cook up some great battle items using the colored nectars.Getting five types in one is pretty good for keeping a smaller team, too.
>>971931I would agree if it's move pool wasn't so shit
>>971931I like the design and idea behind it, but it suffers from severe Flareon syndrome. Absolutely zero STAB moves for the different forms, the forms seem to be mostly to get defensive typing advantages
>>971931>>971953Yeah, it's reallt unfortunte that Oricorio isn't able to learn moves other than flying moves to get STAB with any of its secondary typings. Can't even really learn any through TMs either.
>>971953Yeah, it seriously lacks some tm support to take advantage of its special attack. But revelation dance gets stab of its form type, and tailwind and teeter dance are pretty nice.
>>971969revelation dance (its sig move) changes to whatever type the form is, but yeah aside from that really limited stab options
>>971978>>971999If we get an Oricorio, I'd at least hope we'd be able to teach it some new steps and put a spin on its Revelation Dance so it can do more than just damage. Like turn the fire version into a burn effect, electric into paralysis, etc.Like even small changes like that I feel would do a lot to help Oricorio out.
>>972049teach it a variant of double team to make an after-image double so it can dance with itself and thus fire off 2 rev dances a turn?
Gobble is already the best dancer on the team, but an Oricorio would be able to do some cool copycat stuff.
>>972062With dancer triggering off the images? That's pretty cheeky.>>972065Honestly I'd like it to train us in dance as much as we train it in battle.
>>972071So would I, dances can easily open up battle options though.
The question is can Herb dance? He's gonna have to bone up to do all this training with his Pokemon.
oh yeah, if we get the fire oricorio we should get it to learn fiery dance (volcarona's unique move)... did someone with us have a larvesta or am I thinking of one anon wishing for a larvesta/volcarona?
>>972086Polu has a larvesta
>>972093sweet, if we do get an oricorio it can learn fiery dance from watching volcarona when polu's larvesta evolves!though if gobbles into dancing maybe he could too...
>>972101I think Teeter or Swords dance might be the easiest and most useful for Gobble to learn if we somehow can get him to learn them. Dragon Dance is the real dream though.
>>972123true, just having someone to learn the dance from would help.... oricorio gets teeter dance iirc...but for DD...oh shit tropius can learn dragon dance as an egg move, keira has one so gobble could learn it from there...
>>972123I think Sword Dance would be an awesome move for Gobble to learn, or maybe Swagger if he could use it on himself while holding a Persim Berry. Also Gobble could also learn Rain Dance for changing weather, also would be good for when we eventually get a water type.
speaking of water types, whats the general consensus on gorebyss as a water type, it gets swift swim and shell smash so...
>>972147If we find a one and circumstances are right, sure.
Also we forgot something. If we want to fish up Hana an electric type we should try fishing by the power plant.
>>972147I think some people were saying they wanted a water type that can travel around on land, so the more fishy ie the water Pokemon without legs were getting a little bit less support. I really don't think it'll be too much of an issue sure. For Kat Horsea had some trouble on land, but we trained her up fine.
>>972153Chinchou are found in deep ocean they don't really care about the power plant at all. If anything we'd want to rent a boat or something I'd think.
>>972156We could easily fish up other electric types though. By that I mean Tynamo
>>972154I suppose we could go back and look for that kabutops if we want a water type that can walk....wait...how about a mantine, it would fly to get around and it gets roost now.huh... looking through the list of water types now... I completely forgot phione was a thing
>>972172Too bad phione is one of the most pointless Pokemon and is a shitty mythical.
>>972179yeah, its just flat out bad... why couldn't they have given it some purpose...
>>972167Hmm, if Tynamo are based off of Electric eels and leeches then they'd be more likely to be found in say fresh water, but if they are sorta like lamprey they may be found around the coast. >>972172Kabutops or Mantine could be cool, well have to see what the next water mon we encounter is.
>>972204Staryu and Starmie are perfect for us honestly.
>>972247...You're going to have to explain that part to me.
>>972247>perfect for usI don't really see how. I mean yes it is perfect for filling holes in our team. I guess if we saw one getting nibbled on by a Lumineon we would save and try to befriend it. Alright, I see how.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! THIS MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD SON OF A WHORE JUST FUCKING BROKE A FORTY BUDEW CHAIN LIKE THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER THAT IT IS! GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH! I WAS AT FORTY! FORTY! I HAD JUST REACHED THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER BEEN TO A SHINY, THEN THIS LITTLE BASTARD POPS UP!On a side note, it's a lot easier to get Budews in Etrana Forest than it is to get them on Route 204, although they do know Stun Spore, something I had forgotten. I made a forty chain with my Drapion PARALYZED! THEN THIS CUM-GARGLER SHOWS UP! I COULD TASTE IT! TASTE THE WIN!
>>972247I've always like Staryu and Starmie. They never get enough love.
>>972259Walks on land, great typing and movepool, looks cool. >>972262Pretty much
>>972269I am so sorry man. Maybe you'll get a Bella for christmas
>>972313The thing is that I forgot Parylze Heals, but I still reached a chain of 40 in under 45 minutes. I'll head back to town, grab some parylze heals, restock my repels, check the Leppa Berries, release the Budews, and maybe nab some more Poké balls. This is just a minor, if very annoying setback.
>>972333I'm sorry honey-anon. I'm glad that I have some wiggle-room in breeding. I will happily accept a 30 iv pokemon instead of 31 if it means I get the right nature, ability, and 4 other perfect ivs.All that's left is breeding dewiper, goldeen, and wishiwashi, and chaining goldeen. Ev training on isle Evelup should be easy.
>>972383Best of luck, I'm going to wait for the last of my Leppa Berries to grow so that I can keep up a chain upwards of 200, if need be.
>>972452I'm also training my Meowth and Combees, for their gathering abilities.
God help me.I'm trying to catch a ditto in moon and it called for help and both transformed into my STeenee that has teeterdance and synthesis
>>972812if this fucking bastard doesn't stop calling for help
Annnnnd it just killed itself with fucking struggle
>>972826at least the dittos its called in for help have a higher chance of having 31 IV's>>972383ev training via evelup can be easy depending on whether you've fully upgraded that island or not, if not it may be easier to just sos chain a mon that gives the evs you want while holding an appropriate power item to boost ev intake. should only take 14 ko's of sos'ed pokemon to max an ev, 7 ko's if you have pokerus
>>972859how does a sleeping 1hp ditto keep getting out of fucking ultraballs?
I keep on loosing the chain… At least I'm getting better at getting higher chains.
>>972874You could just go to one of the /vp/ begging threads and have someone send you a shiny bella
>>972871I think ditto's actually have a lower than average catch rate... yeah 35 whereas most unevolved mons have a catch rate of 255.
>>972877I'm playing Platinum. The GTS closed down years ago.
>>972871If you can get a pokemon with switcheroo and a leopard berry, you should be able to get a ditto pretty easily.Catch a trubbish and use the move reminder/deleted to make its only move recycle. Have the ditto transform into that. Then switch into your switcheroo pokemon and give the trubbish ditto a leppa berry.Then you can either try freely to catch it or switch into a pokemon with only memento and mash a after false swiping the trubbish and using an adrenaline orb to chain dittos indefinitely.
>>972980I just kept throwing pokeballs at it until it worked...
>>973001Eh, it's a good way to chain to 30 for breeding dittos. Congrats on the catch!
Will Laki give us handjobs for fun in canon, or just muse about it?
>>973040depends on how thing progress. It is canon Herb is hung like a Barbarian though.
>>9730538/4 is impressive, but I'd think too thin to be "hung like a barbarian" though.
>>973040Depends if we go that route or not. We could also try for a fling, but that doesn't seem our style. Plus everyone who sees Laki as endgame would be stung by a change in course. Honestly, I'd like to see the scene where we encourage her to ask Val out. Tell her that "a strong person knows what they want and asks for it." And we like, make a grabbing motion on "asks", and emphasize it with passion.>>973057NOODLE DOODLEO OO OD DL LE E Noodle doodle is hot.
>>973065>Asking the waifu to ask someone else outNo. That's a terrible idea. The shit stirring would be insane.
>>973068Not asking her to. Encouraging her to if she says she wants to but is nervous.
>>973057Gobble said she didn't understand the 4 part. Herb is proportional.>>973053>Laki drunk again>Teases Herb for a bit and rests on top of him>Reaches into shorts and starts jerking it>"Woah Soft Hands. I guess I need both hands for this.">Working it and whispering into Herb's ear>Makes a habit of this and keeps doing it any time they're alone>Escalates to tittyfucking and blowjobs>"You going to stick that thing in me or not?">"A d-date? You brought flowers?"
>>973057>>973086THE 4 IS GIRTH NOT WIDTH REEEE
>>973073Encouraging her to ask someone else out would be similar to encouraging Kiera to travel to the mainland while we finish our journey on the islands and encouraging Hana to spend the rest of her time with Valerie without us.
Rolled 100 - 20 (1d100 - 20)
>>973097I don't see Laki as having any issues asking Val out. She'd probably be way too forward, if anything. And she'd probably fuck her brains out casually when she feels like it because she takes what she wants.
>>973106I don't think she would though unless Herb dropped or Valerie shot up Laki's personal rankings though. I don't see her as too interested in Val beyond some physical attraction since she likes blondes.>>973103Impressive, but what for?
>>973086>she said proportional, so I'm just going to take the one roll I like and ignore the others3 rolls indicate a girth of 41 roll indicates a length of 8By the "proportional" logic we should ignore the length roll instead of the girth rolls and have him be around 6 inches long then.So which is it going to be? 8/4 or 6/4?
>>973097? Encouraging Keira to visit the mainland someday and our friends to not feel bad about accepting help from each other is fine? Like, asking Keira along for an episode where we go back to our old home and settle our grandfathers estate would be great. Hana not feeling bad about not quite having her independence, but a plan to get more is great. If we pursue Hana, Keira, or Jane, then Laki and Val dating could be cute.Cute!
>>973112>Impressive, but what for?Anal circumference, since it's relevant again.:^)
>>973115Any of that would be fine. I said Right now. As in, "Keira leave us alone on the journey with the other two possible waifu options and fuck off to the mainland."I think you're purposefully ignoring what I've said.
>>973118We already rolled that and got 2 fingers.>>973114There were 3 rolls for length and 1 for girth, but I get you.
>>973138Just to get the record straight (because autism compels me to correct the record about a penis argument, of all things), there were a large number of rolls for length, but they all differed and everyone fixated on the single instance of an 8 rolled by a d12.As for girth, the original roll was a 4, and 2 more rolls were made in a later thread for girth using adjusted dice for more realistic measurements and they resulted in 4 and 4.2 respectively.
>>973163Right, also anal circumference was already rolled and we got 2 fingers fit.
>>973123Yeah, you're right that we shouldn't limit our interaction with characters, or try to limit our dating pool. I got excited about ideas for potential, contextual character interactions and didn't acknowledge your point. You make a good point that it wouldn't be a good idea in our current situation.
What types do we need most? We seem vulnerable to Fighting, but it's not crippling.Staryu would be cool, like others said. Noibat too. And Ghost Golem
>>973192I'm fine with anything so long as we don't double down on types. And even then if the Pokemon makes sense I would probably vote to take them even if autism is telling me having 2 of a type is bad.
What do you guys want for your Christmas lewdbin?
>>973205I think the spa thing was our Christmas lewdbin.
>>973192Fairy, followed by ground, and ghost or dark. If we're patient, gobble will learn crunch and high horsepower, and Bella can learn dazzling gleam by TM.We don't necessarily really need to catch more pokemon.>>973209Hot spring erotic-characterdevelopmentbin came out before gobble gave a maybe on a Christmas lewdbin (with Hana?).
>>973229Ah, well anything really then.
>>973205Hana's perspective and fantasies.
>>973229>We don't necessarily really need to catch more pokemon.We should at least have 6 at the bare minimum....
>>973253At maximum, too.
>>973254If Pokemon super duper want to come with us then we can catch them. But we can also see if they get along with our friends, like Cutiefly.
>>973265I like what we've been doing with befriending pokemon. We have a contact with the pokeMafia and sharpedos, but haven't gotten any land based buddies.>>973205Hana having a dirty mind and constantly imagining the scenes innuendos imply, midconversation.or the fertility ritual with Kiera
>>973696Maybe not a fertility ritual. I don't think she's ready to be a mother. If you wanted to do that maybe a courting ritual... or something?
>>974360Hana is infertile. So she just wants to be cummed inside again and again for funsies.
Would anons be okay with Laki being a bro that also fucks us until we hook up with a true waifu?I can see Herb just sort of going along with it if Laki is insistent on it, but also see her helping us hook up with someone after, She strikes me as that sort of person. I'm not a haremfag, just a person that thinks a story about coming of age could have some sexual awakenings and things like that.
>>974492Not really, John being that casual about sex wouldn't make too much sense.
>>974497I picture John as more compliant than casual.
>>974515I picture him more as the kind of guy who might feel bad / guilty about it and either attempt to make an actual relationship work or push her away (if too conflicted or if he has feelings for another girl) to keep her from getting hurt.I could see it happening once maybe, but not multiple times like that.
>>974492Go fuck yourself.
>>974553"Oh my Arcues, Herb. Would you just relax and let me get some of that dick? Drop your uptight mainlander views and relax."
Merry Christmas to me!>>974553It could be interesting once. Give Herb an opportunity to see how he feels about sex and relationships. I don't imagine he'll be down for the friends with benefits thing, but it'll be nice to see that journey.
>>974619Whatever. It's passable.
>>974360I was thinking the idea some anon had for the local religious rituals relating to a solar eclipse>>974492Fuck no. It doesn't fit Herb's characterization and wouldn't fit the story at all. Herb isn't nearly that free about sex, and neither is Laki.>>974553Pretty much this, I don't want Herb to be a manwhore. When he does lose his virginity, it's gonna be to someone he (at the time at least, he is a teenager)loves
>>974492No. That's retarded. Do you actually see Laki like that? That wouldn't make sense for any of the girls.
>>974672That's fair. To be hones though, I can see Herb losing it in an awkward and somewhat regretful way in is ever important quest to try to make everyone around him happy at his own expense.Like, I can see him giving it away to make a girl happy and somewhat feeling like she took it very casually while he took it seriously. He's a nice boy, but so much so that it's almost a naive flaw.
>>974695Herb isn't a 100% pushover. Also his friends wouldn't let him get manipulated like that.
>>974711Also fair. I admit defeat and concede my wrongness.I don't know who is best girl for Herb, though. He's a nice boy and deserves a waifu that will treat him well. So far that seems like all waifus. Maybe even Jane. I picture her mellowing out with time and dickings.
>>974695He isn't a complete doormat, he isn't gonna just roll overinto her.I can't see Herb, or us as players, randomly letting a character that isn't the chosen waifu fuck Herb
>>974732I ca 't see us as players settling on a waifu. They're all good choices in their own way, IMO.Except maybe Val. And that's nothing against her. Just that she's the least interesting. Hana is broken. Laki is broken. Polu is a bro for brojobs. Keira is naive and nice like Herb.
>>974752It's not going to be a "settle" it's going to be majority rules and hopefully it won't be samefagged to hell.Valerie hasn't seen really any time on screen and when she did anons dicked it up.
>>974760It wasn't anons fault that Poliwag got to spray everything with water. That was Herb's bad luck trait.
>>974764I'd have to go back and read but I'm reasonably sure we could have avoided that by backing off or tackling him.Not willing to go back and check though at the moment.
>>974760>>974764Well, his bad luck had to actually take effect instead of be mitigated with great roles eventually. I see them being contest rivals or sharing beauty tips.>Valerie sitting on Herb's lap while he fusses with doing her brows.
>>974780Here you go, first post where we fish up Poliwag.>>974788I mean yeah, but Gobble isn't doing it like that. Making things harder banking on the odds that anons will roll well is fucking stupid.
>>974780nah, we pissed it off when we fished it upThat's what we get for rolling bad
>>974803We could have punted it or just planned better in general. We got greed and overstretched ourselves and it caught up with us. Herb is a good boy but he tries to do too much for too many and stretches himself thin.
>>974821We probably should have asked if there was food on the yacht first or returned gobble and worked on something else for the rest of our time. Now that we've learned the baco bread recipe, we won't have as much to worry about there. We're improving!
>>974821No, look at the screencap. >>974796Yes we could have done something else, but once we fished it up we got stuck with it due to rolling poorly and bad luck.
>>974835Yeah. I'm glad about that. And our early loss against Jane. Herb has lots of room to grow.We need a fire pokemon to make Baco Bread on the road.
>>974865we should get a Cameruptthey're perfectly designed for cooking on.
>>974916We could have caught a slugma and put pans on top of it.
>>974865If we caught a rotom, could we keep its appliances in poke balls?
>>974916eh we can make a campfire and use our frying pan as is, what we don't have access to is a way to bake things and camerupt isn't well suited to baking but rotom-heat is literally a possesed oven, would love a rotom.
>>974932>Baking >Oh fuck oh fuck we need a precise temperature and change at exactly 20s.>Rotom: "I got you senpai."
>>974932>>974949Can we just look for getting a ritom like we got Raistlin last time? Just, like, but and download one on the internet?
>>974965were still near a power plant yeah?just find an abandoned house in the same area and theres likely to be a rotom there.
>>974965what kind of foods would a Rotom like?Disposable phones?
>>974971I imagine energy drinks, pop rocks and other foods that pop and fizz might appeal to it, or sour foods maybe...
>>974971Gatorate. It has electorates.
>>975045I think you mean Brawndo
>>974977Emails? Electricity and spiritual energy?
>>975052I think that's Bella's favorite
>>975054then 4chan is probably the equivalent of junkfood for it and porygon.
>>974969It likes to cause mischief by taking over electronics. So I'd say power plant could fit that bill, especially with them having issues right now; otherwise this temple might be a good fit - just have it play around in the workshop.>>975045>>975052The plan was Rotom Heat (or maybe Chill would be nice too), not Mow.
so I just remembered that the second pokemon movie took place on some tropical islands... wonder if we'll see some things from it,god I loved the main song for that onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpXrDuLqE0
>>975235I think Gobble placed a lot of the flute-based lore on that movie. It followed similar styles.
>>975246ah, good point, then I guess that was more kats thing, though I think we could use the villain from that movie as a character
>>975278Jacob gives off the same vibe. Rich and talented explorer man interested in local lore.
>>975379We're loaded up enough with parental issues as it is, between Robin and Hana. And I don't want super villains either. I see any dangerous criminals we may encounter to be disengaged with and reported to competent authority figures.Also, I've finally bred the perfect goldeen. I'm running lightning rod and horn drill. Finfags btfo.
>>975789>hornfag spotted kys
>>975880what good sets can finfags even run anyway? what would you use? aquatail? when you can use waterfall (which uses the horn) with 100% accuracy and a chance to flinch.
What's the most nigga pokemon?
>>976013Scraggy and Scrafty
We've really slowed down here, huh? Did Gobble upload all those butts? Do we know when the next thread might be?
>>978735Gobble is heading home tomorrow or the next day and should resume running shortly after that from what he's told me
>>978745>he's (female)fixed that for you
>>978735[Next thread is tomorrow. I've been out of touch the last few days. Butts coming soon]
>>980335Gobble's alive yay!
>>980335have a happy shuckle
>>980526>>980564https://ufile.io/7239eMerry Buttmas everyone.
>>980802Very appreciated, organized or not.What will you do now that we have all the apology butts?
>>981065don't worry anon, he doesn't have /my/ lewds
>>981198I knew something was off.Doesn't Gobble organize their pictures?
>>981065>>981198>>981364[I am extremely unorganized]
>>981504I should look at ID's more.
Been watching X&Y anime, fucking hilariously Ash is taking on a gym by teaching all his Mons to dance. Episode 42 of X&Y if anyone wants inspiration for when Herb teaches his Mons to dance.