Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #37My sister is gone and I'm still alive!A few weeks have passed since then and thankfully nothing interesting has happened.So far I still have a few quests that need to be done.But, honestly?And don't tell anyone this, journal...I think I'm done with the spying.I just... Want to go to school here, for real.And enjoy myself.And make more friends.I don't know how to tell the others this or if I even should.Anyway, goodnight journal.
>>976818I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
Im sure this change of heart has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of poon you have been getting.
>>976818>I think I'm done with the spying.We won't let you quit you elf slut
>>976825yes we will. the headmaster can fuck himself. all he did was send tali here and tell him to spy, we owe him nothing.
>>976818We're not letting you go Native, we'll keep spying and shit. Then we complete our mission, we tell Headmaster that we quit, have 99c buy the school, and let everyone who wants to learn come without any competiton bullshit.
>>976829>we owe him nothing.Actually, I'm pretty sure we owe him for jailbreaking us and allowing us to say fuck you to ceer programming, the ability to lie, and all the other shit we do that Ceer Orbs normally don't. Which is why I say, we give him this one job. Then we're square and he can go fuck himself.
>>976823What, no.Of course not...I just... Shut up.Also, I know you guys owe him.And I do too, if only just for getting me here.But... I would feel bad betraying everyone now.>Tali gets ready for school. His roommates have already left, a bit unusual for both of them to be gone before him, but he thinks nothing of it.>He leaves his room and is immediately greeted by yelling Petal class members."Tali!""Tali!""GAH!?" Tali jumps and clutches at his heart. "T-tessa, Alisya..? Wh-what is it?""Congratulations!" Tessa says."Congrats!" Alisya says.".... On..?""On winning the chance to represent Petal during the Lady Minia Competition! I voted for you!" Tessa says"I didn't," Alisya adds, "But congrats anyway!"
>>976861What a hilariously sit-com moment!
>>976861What is that competition? Is it a beauty pageant?
>>976861Congratulations to you?
>>976861We need to get you a cute dress Tali? Also, for the talent show, I totally suggest "Ability to pat a dragon on the head and not get killed"I'd like to see anyone one up THAT.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>976861Wow, look at you, pretty girl!Oh wait, you're still a boy, Tali. You're gonna have to cross dress for us, or you're gonna get caught!
>>976861Congratulations you sexy devil you... wait what is this about again.
>>976861I have no idea what this competition is, so ask them, and go find a dress.
Im not sure if Pistachios are the best thing or the worst thing ever.
'Ere we go, lads!
Okay, guys, why do you want me to wear a dress? You do realize I have glamour, right? I can LOOK like I'm wearing anything I want. I don't actually have to wear a dress!>>976891>>976871"What is this competition? What is even in it? Why was I not told about it?""You were told about it. Everyone was. We had a meeting about it last week.">Tali thinks back to that meeting.>He recalls he was not paying attention at all. He was... Preoccupied."Oh yeah, right... Well... Can you just repeat what it's about? So I can remember.">Vendal appears, as if on cue."Allow me," She says, "Every year, around 3/4ths of the way through the school year, we have a contest for who among the three classes will obtain the Minia Crown. This Crown is said to have been created by Lady Minia herself and the class that owns it will have her blessing. So, the classes each choose one student that best represents their class and they get to participate in the contest! And you, Tali, have been chosen by your peers!""I... You guys voted for me? Why weren't you picked, Vendal?""Well, Tali, it wouldn't be entirely fair if the leaders were allowed to participate. Otherwise we would be picked every year.""Also," Lily adds, "No one voted for her. They never do."".... Yes, well, even if I -had- been chosen I would have given the chance to someone else. While I would love to represent my class, as I said, it would be unfair. Besides, the other class leaders weren't voted either.""So... What exactly do I have to do?""It changes every year. Last year we voted Tessa to go and she sadly lost during the first trial, a craftsmanship trial. But they've ranged from obstacle courses to dungeon diving. So, you should prepare yourself for anything, Tali. The first part starts in an hour so if there's anything you want to do before then, feel free. We'll all help you in any way we can."
>>976941>if there's anything you want to do before then, feel free.Write a will, say goodbye to all your friends, and retrieve your murderdragon Tali.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>976941Scope out the competition, Tali!Who will you be competing against? If you want to prepare, you should totally take a nap with Fuwa!>You do realize I have glamour, right? I can LOOK like I'm wearing anything I want. I don't actually have to wear a dress!Cause you'd look pretty cute in it, knife ears.
>>976941Lets get dressed and have a light but filling breakfast.Also, cry and panic.
get your dungeon diving gear, and ask them to get some mana gems to use.
>>976941Poor Vendal. Tali, ask her out for a friendly stroll someday to help her get more popular.Then go ask Tessa about the trial she lost in, and after that, get a suitable battle princess outfit for the contest.
>>976941She would have given the chance to someone else? That means giving the opportunity away is an option! Screw democracy, and pass the buck to Vendal!She'll just pass it right back, I imagine, but still.
>>976969Hey, you're right!>Pass the buck!
Tell them you don't have anything to wear for it! That'll definitely solve your problems and force them to pick someone else.
>>976941Maybe you could just illusion your way through everything.Let's face it, you're nine months in and people still think you don't have a willy.Illusion spam will probably work.
>>976941uh...is it possible to prepare for anything, or should we just wing it?
"Well... Can't I just pass it on to you, Vendal?">Vendal looks visibly excited for a moment before regaining composure."N-no no. I couldn't. It wouldn't be right. This is for you, my underclassman. Especially for new students. And we've chosen you, Tali! We all believe you are our best shot at winning this year! It's been far too long since Petal has won. If anyone can do it, it's you!""I... Wow. Really? Thanks, Vendal."Everyone believes in me... I can do this! We got this, guys!>Tali's second greatest weakness has been activated. Flattery."No problem, Tali. If there's anything I can do to help you, let me know.""Will do." He turns to Tessa, "So what exactly was your contest?""Oh," Tessa looks away in recollection, "Well we were supposed to forge a sword but I couldn't lift up the hammer...""What? That's what you had to craft? Not, like.... A basket or something.""No. And we had to make it out of gems.""...""The winner for that one was Katherine from Thorn. She made a flaming ruby longsword.""...""The contests are usually held in the Root Room. Want me to lead you there? I can tell you about some of the others I heard about.">Tali lets Tessa lead him to the Root Class. She tells him about the other trials she heard about like when all the class representatives had to land on a target after leaping off the edge of the school.>Or another where they had to take steal a cake from the Headmistress's collection.>Tali begins to wonder what kind of trials these are...>Inside of the Root dorm a bunch of students have gathered. In the center of the room is a massive glass box with an equally large flame inside of it.>Flora and Anja are standing in the center of the room."H-hi, Tali..." Flora says."So, you're the one." Anja says."You guys were chosen?">They both nod."I see... So, uhm... What's with the fire?""Don't know." Anja says."We haven't been told anything... But, good luck, Tali! I hope you win. I mean... Uhm... R-root Class will win this competition!" Flora says without much enthusiasm.>Tali sees a few of the teachers have gathered as well. They're all wearing very thick clothing.
>>977051Which students know about Tali's glamer again? I don't think he's ever used it to impersonate someone else, but switching places with another student could be an option here.
>>977104The girl with all of the artifacts and our waifus
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>977100Wish them luck, then proceed to pound them!I mean, pound them as in beat them in the competition, not give them tender lovings.
>>977100>They're all wearing very thick clothing.You might want to quickly make up a flame resistance spell
>>977104Vaisi, Ceera, 99c, and chick with a bajillion artifacts including the bonus lives one (we do still need to steal that at somepoint).
>>977100>>977112Yeah what he said pound them long and hard until they beg you for more...What you really have a dirty mind Tali if you thought that I meant for you to make love to them.It's called making love and not pounding for a reason you pervert.Oh and watch out for the teachers!
>>977100Call forth your dragon
>>977116Don't worry, Tali. I'm on it.
>>977116could also mean the contest is MAKING fire.
>>977151In either case a fire resistance spell will be useful.
>>977100Consider fire immunity.How much ice cream would it take?
I hope it's a "who can best survive being lit on fire" contest.
>>977167We can tag in Fael?
>>977150>>977139I don't know any spell shit.I just think we should insulate from fire with ice(cream)
>>977150I don't think I trust this spell... I see runes for Clothes, destroy, and lust...>>977123>>977112Guys, c'mon. We gotta keep our heads in the game for this! No unbecoming thoughts!>>977144I'm pretty sure she's sleeping under the school right now.>>977166>>977163>>977214I can make, like, a normal fire resistance spell...One that doesn't have anything to do with ice cream."Good luck to you guys, too. Do you know anything about this contest?""That is secret information." Anja says.>Flora looks like she wants to say anything but stays quiet about it.>Others from Petal make their way into the room, including Vaisi and Vendal.>Also, the boys from the Sons of Serin are there.>Above all of them, in a commentator booth, sit Sarah and Alex.>Sarah leans into a mic and speaks."Greetings, everyone, our four contestants are here so we shall begin shortly!">Everyone looks around, confused. Four?>Just then, Avery emerges from the crowd."Tali! My best friend! I, Avery, have been chosen to represent the boys in this contest! This trial, of which I am a participant in, shall be loads of fun! I have heard the trials can be quite lethal, but I will do my best to make sure that you are not killed in these deadly trials, because I am your best friend!"ugh....1/3
>>977295Don't worry Tali, this guy is pretty incompetent. He's not a threat!
>>977295>The group seems a bit confused, some upset, at this revelation."Yep," Sarah says, "Our fourth contestant is Avery from the Sons of Serin class. Both schools have agreed that forcing a group of students to stay out of the competition is a bit unfair. But, do not fear, classmates, for Minia will always win. Even against those in Serin.""You know, dear sister, unless I am mistaken, a girl from our own school won the Serin contest as a transfer student.""Yes she did, my beloved sibling. By the end of that contest everyone was left confused as to how she even entered but very certain that she was the winner.Now, the rules for this competition are as follows! There will be 4 trials and, rather than being eliminated, each contestant will be given a score at the end. Whoever has the highest score after the end of all four trials will be declared the winner!The current trial..."2/3
>>977310>The current trial..."Is it the gaping contest? I hope it's the gaping contest.
>>977310"Taming a dragon! Each representative will be given one dragon and they need to make it not want to destroy them! You have 40 minutes to complete the challenge!""Dear sister, shouldn't we assign the dragons first?""Ah, of course, sister! You will each have your own dragon. Root you will have a poison dragon! Thorn, a fire dragon! Petal, a magma dragon! Serin, a lightning dragon! Teachers, show the contestants to their proper case and let's begin!">Tali is moved in front of another box, this one has a bubbling pit of magma inside of it. The box is outside of the dorm. Out side of the school. It is at least double the size of the others.>The cage vanishes, and immediately a dragon is formed. It snarls at Tali, magma dribbling out of it's maw.
>>977310Fuckin' girls stealing the win from the boys
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>977368Oh, this isn't Fael and we can't use magic cause it's a fucking dragon.Uhhhhhhh! Offer your sweet Elf syrup to it, Tali! That will get the dragon to cool down and not eat you!
>>977368Offer it some gold and loot. Say if we win we'll give it more too.
>>977368Go for the ego, Tali, use flattery like "My god, what a big dragon! The biggest of dragons in this contest, even! That means her hoard must be huge!"
>>977368Call Fael to beat down Magma dragon.
>>977368Well, we've done this before, uhhh... what did we do again? Wait, we already have a dragon, this isn't going to ruin everything right?I'm not sure freaky fish facts are going to work here...
>>977384Second, it's a nice start.
>>977368Ask if it knows our dragon
>>977368This, Tali: >>977384Make sure to include that you are humbled in its presence and that everything you experience afterwards will forever pale in comparison to beholding this fine specimen of a dragon!
>>977368Say hi to it.
>>977368It would be much easier to not die right now, if Fael was here. Also, there are already two dragons that don't want to kill you.
>>977368Excuse me, I already tamed one dragon, it would be unfair to it to tame another.Then call your dragon in.
>>977368WAIT WAIT WAIT. Show our rider seal.
>>977368look towards poison dragon to make sure it isn't fael. then show dragon your dragon rider credentials and explain that your dragon would be incredibly upset if you were destroyed.
>>977368>>977420>>977432This is actually pretty smart.
I thought we were supposed to keep the dragon rider thing secret.
>>977440fuck, were we?I actually can't remember
>>977440which is why we show the dragon, not the audience.
>>977446We were for the sake of the dragonriding teacher. But desu, we shouldnt care too much, and we are in a completely different place than the crowd. I dont know if any of them followed us, but I think we are mostly alone.
>>977440Maybe so, but getting killed isn't very nice, and it's not really our problem if people find out.
We could ask if it'd like to watch some movies or something to kill the time, since dragons can't really be tamed and use Illusion magic to create a television.
>Tali tries to look back and see what the Poison Dragon is but he can't. The door is closed, separating him from the others."My god, what a big dragon! The biggest of dragons in this contest, even! That means her hoard must be huge!">The dragon kneels down and roars in Tali's face. Somehow, without lungs, it's roar is still fierce enough to nearly send Tali flying. The heat scalds his skin....I think I just pissed myself holy shit this is scary.>The dragon grumbles at him.==Hey, boss! It's me, orange orb! I'm gonna translate this for ya!="<You show proper respect, human, but your kind have awoken me from my slumber. Because of that I must devour you.>""Ah, but... Surely a dragon as big and fierce as you wouldn't find any sport in killing such a small person!""<... You speak the truth. You are little and weak. But you must be destroyed.>">>977420>>977432"W-wait!" He shows off his Rider ring with the order's symbol on it. "I am actually a friend to dragons!">The magma dragon leans in and looks at the ring. Lava continues to drip from their mouth.Okay... They're not attacking...
>>977483Offer to help them get back to sleep. Comfy is all powerful
>>977483To tell the truth, we didn't even wake you up. I am just tasked with asking you to calm down and go back to slumber.I really hope telling it to go to sleep counts as taming, and that it is amicable.
>>977483I can try to use comfy magic to put you back to sleep? I mean I really didn't want to do this anyways and I didn't know they'd be rude enough to wake dragons for this. least I could do is help you get some sleep.
>>977483Ask if we can see its human form, I'm 99.99% sure they'll look cute!
>>977483>Tell him we can help him get back to comfy sleep with our comfy magic if he let's us cast it on him, for we dare not cast anything on him without his permission.
>>977483Suggest helping it get back to sleep. Maybe share stories about Fael as you do so? I'm not sure.
>>977483Well, all you need to do is make it not want to attack you to win, so... Success?For quick scribbles, those are some wicked-looking teeth Larro.
>>977483>>977495>>977499>>977505>Comfy magicNo. We've been relying too much on forcing comfort into things. We should make the room itself comfy!As for how to do that... maybe make the room cold? Fael said cold's nice because she's always hot, although a magma dragon might think differently I guess.
>>977483Tali, tell it that you specialize in comfy magic and if it's change to human form and allow you to cast magic on it, you can make it sleep better then it was before we woke it up. Also ask it's name, and get it to talk about itself. This is the first time we've seen a Magma Dragon and it seems pretty cool.
>>977564>>977562>>977514>>977505>>977499>>977495"So.... If you want I can help you go back to sleep. I'm very good at comfy magic and I can-""<No creature can cast magic upon me and live.>""Okay, no magic, gotcha. But uh... I can cast magic around you? Make the place nicer for you.""<...>""And uh... We can just lay around and chat. No need to murder anyone. Just relax and stuff.""<...>""But if you could just change form... I would really appreciate it. Cause your power is too great for me to handle and it's also burning the ground.""<...>"1/2
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>977589Tali, TALITHE FLOOR IS LAVAYOU IDIOTLEVITATE NOW!
>>977589Offer sex in exchange for your life.It's all you're good for Tali.
>>977599No sex without dragon marriage.Also I'm pretty sure dragons explode and destroy the surrounding area when they fuck.
>>977589Tali you fool, you forgot to mention you are an experienced dragon groomer and you would happy to offer you services to help relax our new friend here
>>977602that's because dragons don't mate by sticking dicks in vaginas. they mate by beating the crap out of eachother while thinking about making a child. one of the explosions becomes self-sustaining, that is a baby dragon.
>>977613>that's because dragons don't mate by sticking dicks in vaginas.That's not what the super lewd 1000% Canon lewd dragon art that Larro draws suggests.
>>977616they can fuck, sure, but that's not how they mate. mating is what causes giant explosions.
>>977630I dunno, I think most people are prone to making huge explosions when they fuck. Unless you got dick problems or something.
>>977613I mean, you're actually not wrong about that... But how do you know!? I read that in a book! When you guys were in a drawer!>>977594>Tali takes a few steps back to avoid the literal floor of lava.>The dragon wraps it's flaming wings around itself. The heat seems to all draw inward and focus on a singular point. When her wings unfurl she is a human. Or, humanoid dragon.>Also, massive."<I am Galorialum, the strongest dragon in this school. Dragged out of my cave and forced to participate in this silly people contest... Only my love for this school is keeping me from rampaging.I am also a little sleepy.Human, if you wish to appease me you must bring me something to add to my hoard. Then we shall engage in this 'nap and talk' thing.>""Ah, sure, what do you want?""<I collect that which can not melt. When I rest my body gives off lava. My hoard must contain only that which can withstand my natural heat. Bring me something like this and then I will rest with you.>"
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>977636Tali, put us in her hoard! We won't melt, we promise!
>>977636Hm.Do we have any particularly high stakes gemeralds?Alternatively, we could give her a hole that lava can fall through to... somewhere else. Doesn't matter where.
>>977636Can we possibly enchant something quickly to resist her heat and give it to her? Like a little trinket or something.Wait I've got it! ICECREAM THAT CAN'T MELT!
>>977636Tali, Lava is generally about 700 to 1,200 °C in temperature. Gold, Diamonds and Platinum all have a melting point above that, so those materials should all be safe for use in her horde.
>>977636I don't think love, pleasure or cherished memories can be added to her hoard right?We could make an artificial ruby by fusing BaF 2 and Al2O3 with some chromium at 2,000 °C
>>977636we know because it's sex related. is just one of those powers we have.also, you have been going to the dungeon, right?a fire proof artifact isn't that rare. summon one.
>>977655>Wait I've got it! ICECREAM THAT CAN'T MELT!Unmelting ice cream would be a good option too. She's probably never had any.
>>977655NeverMelt Icecream! oh what a treat, for a dragon full of heat it just can't be beat!
>>977636Do we have any spare artifacts that wouldn't melt? Something that you don't have any use for preferably.
>>977673YES, this pleases me. You get a cookie.
>>977674I think we have a ceer artifact lollipop that will never shrink when you suck on it.
I'm only doing this because it seems like an actually good idea... We're going to make some ice cream.>Tali drafts up a spell that should create some ice cream that can never melt, no matter what. The spell ends up being a bit simple but he hopes it will suffice.>As he gets ready to cast the spell his Kitty Alarm speaks up."Warning!" It says, "Casting this spell will consume 1/5th of the remaining energy in your mana gem! Do you wish to proceed?"
Are we allowed to leave in order to procure something? If so, that could extend our options beyond conjured goods.
>>977701Sure, why not.
>>977701Can we... recharge that? Later? After the competition?If so, sure.
>>977701Let's do it!~
>>977701YES DO IT, KITTY ALARM
>>977701Didn't she say that the mana gem had enough power to snuff out the sun? Thats a fuck ton of mana used. Are we sure? Just some gems would be more than enough, because they don't melt.
>>977701You going to let a talking cat boss you around Tali? Make the ice cream.
>>977713This is the gem with enough mana in it to turn the sun into icecream. >>977701Would it cost less to get some real icecream and change it, or just any sort of matter rather than making icecream out of thin air?
>>977701That is a lot of mana. Ninety-Nine probably has something if we were to go outside.That would take more time and effort though.
>>977636>I mean, you're actually not wrong about that... But how do you know!? I read that in a book! When you guys were in a drawer!Ryuko told us some of that when you asked about dragon courtships, remember? The rest is easy to figure out.I'm not going to comment on the drawer thing.>>977663Gold's melting point is 1064 °C and diamond burns at 850 to 1000 °C. Platinum would work, though.>>977664Making a ruby seems like a good idea. Bonus points if we make it huge and enchant it to be damage resistant.Have you learned how to make artifacts yet, Tali?>>977701>mana gemWe really outta recharge that thing some time.A couple quick questions:First, are you trying to make the ice cream from scratch, or are you converting something else into ice cream? Making it from something is less costly than creation from nothing.Second, you are using your special staff, right? You know, the one always forget about?Anyway, yeah, do it.Hmm... can we convert heat into mana? I remember Vaisi mentioning our bitch has a rune for fusion that could prove useful...
>>977728that's a bit pricey.Are we allowed to just go get something?
>>977701Wait wait. The spell is simple?Tali, does the "never melt" function continue even after the ice cream is eaten? Because that could kill someone.
>>977701No.Seriously just turn some of the rock nearby into a crystal statue to the dragon's greatness or something.
>>977750Wait, what if we turned it to a dragon statue that made compliment to the dragon in a loop?You are great!Your scales are shiny!You are fearsome!Your parents wanted you!
I'm in favor of unmelting ice cream, if only because it's memorable and distinctive, and wooing more dragons is always good.But seriously we should check on that "killing people" thing. Even if he is a dragon.
>>977763Let's not lie to the poor thing. Dragons could just as easily have accidents by getting into fights and saying."This fight is fierce enough we could produce offspring from it."
Tungsten and even stainless steel can theoretically withstand regular lava. Alternatively, we could try procuring things that burn instead of melt, or dirt. But such "clever" solutions would probably give less of a success and more of an angry magma dragon. >>977701Would it be safe to feed food created with so much energy to even a dragon? Regardless, sure! It's not our stomach! just overall wellbeing, but since when have we let that stop us?
>>977742If you haven't noticed, dragons don't really have stomachs when in dragon form.
>>977742>>977754I think you want a spell with the following parts:>Create Ice Cream>Imbue (Permanent)(Cold) to Ice Cream>Attached to the Permanent rune: "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Mouth", "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Stomach", "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Lung" and "Excluding Ice Cream Bound to Blood">Amplify (Ice Cream)(Joy) at Mouth>Remove (Ice Cream)(Pain)
>>977742Who said anything about eating it? Galo just wants to add it to the hoard.Waste of perfectly good ice cream, but whatever.
>>977810It's brilliant! It's a delicious treat that other heat- related dragons might be jealous over.
>>977742>>977754>>977798Oh god I didn't even notice that!Geeze, that could have possibly been really really bad... Thanks for the catch, guys.And let me first make water and then convert that... That should be way cheaper.Okay, I think it's ready!>Tali casts the spell.>He can feel the energy rush from the gem, into his body, and through his fingertips. It's a tingly sensation that is not entirely pleasant.>It lasts for only a moment and then, with a burst of light, a bowl of ice cream is laid before him.>Galorialum stares at the, relatively, tiny bowl.1/2
>>977828Now convert the icecream into more icecream. Quickly now, elfboy, dragon-sized servings this time!
>>977828Enlarge spell elven cumslut.
>>977836Or use your enbiggenment spell. That'll also work.
>>977828Cast that spell that makes things huge on the icecream
>>977828Wow, she is not pleased.Fix it, Tali!
No need to make it bigger. It's for showing, not eating! And fancy restaurants always serve servings that are too small, so this should look super fancy! ... but if she reeeeealy has to have more, explain that you don't have enough mana to conjure a meal truly fitting for her, hinting that she provide on that front.
>>977828Now Embiggen it while pelvis thrusting toward the bowl.Suggest that the pelvis thrusts are why it gets big.
>>977828"I swear, this usually doesn't happen to me"
>Tali quickly casts his Embiggen spell to increase the size of the ice cream until it's big enough for the dragon to properly enjoy."<.... What is this?>""It's ice cream! You uh... You eat it.""<Food is a poor thing to add to a hoard. This offer displeases me.>" She takes the bowl and eats it in one gulp. Her eyes go wide as she chews on the ice creams, some of it dribbling out of her mouth. "<This....>">Her tail starts to wag, thumping into the ground hard enough to leave deep dents in the earth."<This is wonderful... It cools the flame that has burned within me since my birth... For once, I feel at ease.>" She leans down til her head is resting on the ground. "<More.>" She demands.
>>977877make another bowl, and use hugify several extra times. and ask for a scale to write the spell on so she can add the spell itself to her hoard.
>>977877I think we should teach the spell to the dragon guys.Oh and warn him that ice cream should be eaten in moderation since it's not actually all that nutritious.
>>977877Tali, remember this because this is a good life lesson.When a woman is angry or depressed, just stuff her face with ice cream until she forgets and is in a good mood again.
>>977877Teach the spells to the dragon, since it's very mana intensive for one weak as us.
>>977877Aww yeah, who's the best? You the best! I bet no one else makes cream that dragons shake their tails for.You hear the lady time magic up some more, sides it's not like it's that draining for you. Oh, make it different flavours this time.
>>977877oh god, Taliyou need more, use up ALL of your mana gem
>>977877Ask if Galorialum would be willing to lend her Mana reserves in order for you to create more. As a puny mortal, you don't have the glorious mana capacity that she does.
>>977877can you summon the icecream back from her and re-imbiggen?
>>977877More it is
>>977888Yeah, she can afford the spell far more than Tali can. And there is way more potential for things to spiral out of control if Tali isn't there.
>>977910That would be stealing. She would know. Do you want to make the dragon angry?
>>977877An artifact that converts lava into ice cream would be really convenient now.Maybe you can borrow some mana from the dragon.
>>977877It's such a shame we have limited mana in here, if we won we could leave and find more mana gems to make more icecream, too bad though
>>977877Do you still have the bag of infinite potato chips, tali?'cause an infinite bag of potato chips could be a giant fireproof bag of ice-cream chips, and that would solve all of our problems.
>>977988Such Madness... It could work
"Of course, great dragon, but perhaps I can use some of your mana instead? I don't have the glorious mana capacity that you do, making such a creation would be too much for me.""<Very well.>">She touches the tip of her claw to Tali's head and allows him to use her mana as a source.>This time the spell produces a much, much, bigger bowl of ice cream.>She seems immensely pleased."<You have gone above and beyond what I thought is possible, human. I can see why the little one likes you... My anger is sated, as is my hunger. I shall not destroy everything.>""Oh, that's awesome. Thanks.""<Though I did not elect to participate in this contest, you may consider it won.>"I did it!1/2
>>978001Why is she wearing panties?Tali, take a pic of her panties.
>>978007I quite like them.
>>978001QUICK TALI!! TAKE PICTURES! OF THAT PANTIES!!and if she ask what are we doing...say we were doing it for science
>>978001leave room, peek in to see if poison dragon is fael.
>>978001It was nice meeting you Galorialum!
>>978001Tali, ask her for a pair of Dragon Panties. Also nice work, now we're friends with the school's strongest dragon that isn't Fael.
>>978001>"<Though I did not elect to participate in this contest, you may consider it won.>"You know, I just realized. We may want to inform the teachers that the dragons don't like it when they're grabbed from the caves, stuffed in boxes and told to be a challenge for students without their permission.That could backfire pretty hard.
>>978001That kinda look like a penis
>>978041>insert i recognize that bulge .jpeg here
>>978001"Thank you so much, it was a pleasure meeting you.">He bows and leaves.>>978037What's the worst that can happen? Dragons are pretty easy to deal with, honestly.>Tali opens the door. The entire room is in chaos with people running around and screaming."TEACHER," Flora yells, "I QUIT! I CAN'T DO THIS!">Half of the room is destroyed and Avery is nowhere to be seen.
>>978045aw man florayou can do this maybe
>>978045Tali, quick! Get Fael to stand down, also find out what Shen did with Avery, we need him back. Miika seems pretty under control, hope she's okay.
>>978045Go calm your dragon Tali. You'll probably get bonus points for calming two of them.
>>978045touch fluffy tail
Get in there and calm her down.
>>978045Bad Fael! Try to get her to stand down without anyone else noticing.
>>978045>Dragons are pretty easy to deal with, honestly.Tali, you can deal with dragons because you have the ability to get people to like you, and you have us backing you up.Other people aren't so lucky, remember what Professor Ryuko said about how rare it was to find someone who can relate to Dragons like you? You have a gift, boy.
>>978045who is that sleepy dragon?
>>978045how come we were the only one shoved into a private room?
>>978105Pretty sure it's Miikarium. We met her last thread when she tried to claim Tali's sister. She's Fael's tsundere friend.
>>978109I think they all USED to be private rooms.
>>978114so fluffy when sleeping
>>978045Quick Tali, tell the judges you want to go double-or-nothing since Flora is being a dickless little wuss!
tell your dragon to sit
Short pause while I have a late dinner.Thanks for reading so far, everyone! Good to be back!
>>978156It's great to have you back, you AWOL sult.Did you enjoy your Christmas/Holiday vacation?
>>978156So.He and his dragon are off having a wonderful adventure, right?Like, riding on it and being all "Yeah!", riiight?
>>978156Avery is off on a magical adventure and will become a dragon rider while we complete the rest of the completion, right?
>>978156While we're all waiting for Larro to come back, check out this super lewd Fael Daki he drew.
>>978296Isn't she something like 10?
>>978311I think that's part of the appeal.
>>978311>>978311Why do people keep thinking this. When we first met Shen, she said that Fael was "Just a bit older" then Tali.She's just the runt of the dragons.
>>978326Dragons live to like, a billion or something. That means that in dragon terms she's basically still a fetus. Which is hot as FUCK.
>>978332Unless Shen meant that she was abit older then Tali in Dragon Years, which would make her about 15 - 16.
>>978335>>978332>>978326I don't think AoC laws exist in this world. Besides we're an Elf, Elves don't fall under human laws
>>978339I'm pretty sure Dragons don't fall under human laws either. Still, doesn't change the fact that she's about 15 - 16 equivalent. She's just the runt, which makes her tiny and cute.
>>978348I'm pretty sure that magical Ceer orbs don't fall under human laws either, so we're all golden.
>>978364I think we're suppose to fall under Ceer laws, but fuck that shit.
>>978373Yeah, we're the epitome of Knife Ear technology (fuckin magic worms n shit) mixed with Eldritch Mouth Horror technology (sweetass spheres and AI). Nothing can stop the blue Christmas bauble!
>>978384This is the time of the year when we're at our strongest!
Undertale is on sale on steam so I am playing through it again. Such a solid game.
>>978311>>978326She's old enough to be dragon married. Poison dragons are the smallest, weakest, dragons of them all and Faelanerium is considered a runt among even them.So she's like... Double small.Also, I'm back.
>>978479Poor Fael. Good thing she has Tali. Together they will be the greatest Dragon and Rider and prove everyone wrong!
>>978479I think you mean DOUBLE A BEST! Also welcome back.
>>978479Fael a best. Although she might get jealous, because Tali is gonna have all the dragons loving him. We already got the biggest, strongest dragon in the school liking him.
>>978494So many dragon waifus. Tali needs to figure out how to turn off his swag.
>>978494Tali Professional Dragon Gigolo >>978479Fael an absolute best cute Smol Dragon
>>978479Is she married to Miikarium?
>>978502>>978508I wonder if Tali gets bonus rep with the other School Dragons now that Gal likes him. Gonna be the only person in the school who can walk in and out of the Dragon Caves and get them to do shit without getting murdered.
>>978494We need to give her dragon ice cream before she finds out we made it for someone else first.
>>978479Did Fael's mom just like not care enough? Did someone lose focus in the smashing?
>>978486That's part of her plan, honestly.She knows paired dragons tend to be stronger than if they go alone.>>978509She hates that girl.>>978519She didn't really care for the father and normally would have just punted him out of her cave. But he offered her a LOT of gold for a chance to fight with her.So she accepted but during their battle he just wasn't very powerful. The resulting offspring didn't come from nearly as big of a spark as her other children.Now, back to the our regular story.
>>978532Dear fucking god. So, because Fael's mom whored herself out to a chump, Fael came out with a lifelong handicap? We're fixing that eventually, somehow.
>>978532>She hates that girl.They are tsundere best friends.
>>978532So Fael is an accidental child from compensated dating?
>>978532>She hates that girl.And?
I mean if fighting is like sex for dragons then Fael certainly did that with Miikarium, and Tali was involved in the fight so I guess he had a threesome with two dragons?
"Fael! Down! Stop!">Faelanerium snaps at Tali, her toxic saliva splattering on the floor and burning holes in the stone. Tali flinches and steps back.>When he flinches, Faelanerium blinks and pulls away. Her poison's flow seems to slow down before stopping altogether."Tali? Sorry about that...""Oh thank the gods... It's fine, Fael. Just please don't eat my friends, okay? Can you do that?"".... She said I was ugly....">Flora looks between the two."I said no such thing! I merely offered to give her some beauty advice!""WHICH IMPLIES I NEED IT!">Tali steps between the two."It's fine. Faelanerium, she didn't mean anything. You're perfect. The best, even.">His praise seems to calm her further. She sits down, her tail swishing behind her.>A bell rings."And that's the end of the contest! Teachers, please wrangle the dragons on outta here! And uh... Headmistress is going to get contestant Avery. Hopefully he makes it back in time for the second trial!" Sarah says."He shouldn't have tried to ride that dragon," Alex says."Yeah. She definitely didn't like that. Or his talking. Alright, the judges have spoken and here's the points!Tali is in the lead for his superior command of these deadly deadly beasts! Anja is close behind for being the only other person to actually tame their dragon! Flora gets two points but that's only cause she is, at least, still on school grounds!Now, next trial begins in one hour! For it, be sure to be dressed in an outfit that best represents your class's ideals! We'll all meet up back here!">The festive mood is somewhat damaged by the smouldering wreckage all around but the classes get back together to begin planning.Something that represents Petal..?
>>978549Not exactly. Dragons make kids when both of the dragons think about kids when fighting. Miika and Fael were just fighting because they hated each other. Seriously, dragons just figt each other randomly. If a new dragon was made every time a few dragons fought, then the world would have a much more serious problem with dragons.
>>978554It's time for you to wear the outfit of your tree hugging people.
Petal class is about healing so sexy nurse!
>>978554I guess for petal it would be something comforting and motherly? A healer's garb maybe?
>>978554you want a white flowing robe with the bottom and the cuffs having a triangles in petal's color, pink. it's very very "healing mage"also ask if anyone has access to some mana gems.
>>978554Tali, Tali. We should shrink Fael and let her come watch the contest. She'll get to see her rider being totally awesome.
>>978554A medic gear kit as an outer vest, the drape of the dress passing down to the knee or lower and fading into a petal-like pink from a green upper portion. A single flower clasping a circlet on the head. Incorporate a bit of the fashion sense from each of the races as well, since Petal accepts everyone.
>>978554A cute nurse with a very short dress.
>>978554sexy white mage Taliwith some lotus flower motifs as well, cause, you know, petals
>>978557Oh right I forgot the "thinking about kids" part.>>978554Medical outfit with a flower motif? Like a white mage robe but with more vibrant colors?
>>978554Bavarian barmaid outfit is required.
>>978554Find the rest of the class, and let them dress you up.
>>978554>be dressedand no glamouring it, dude.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>978554You in a cute nurse's dress of course, Tali!Don't glamour it, have it custom made!
>>978592My body is not ready for whatever you have unleashed.
>>978579This actually fits, petal is all about shucks coming together to make things happen in a horrible mish-mash.
ICECREAM petal dress
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>978592A dress like this?
>>978579This is the comfiest.
>>978554How about pajamas? Almost every single time you meet petal members, they tend to be in their PJs.
>>978572I actually really like this idea.But, again, not really going to wear it. It's not like I have this kinda stuff lying around, anyway.>>978579Mmm...I guess I can ask their opinion.>Tali goes up to his class and explains that he wants their ideas on what his outfit should be."Why are you asking me...?" Lily asks"Something sexy! Like a sexy nurse outfit!" Alisya says."Perhaps something like what Lady Vendal the First used to wear? A dress with some pink accepts on the sleeves and waist." Tessa adds."Something that leaves your shoulders exposed. You'd look cute in that." Lan says"I think I have something like that," Alisya says."Oh?" Lan takes a drink and nods. "Bring it over. I have some stuff in my room that can help.""Oh, we're gonna dress up Tali? I love dress up." Tessa says."Wait, guys...">Vendal appears."We're getting an outfit together for Tali? I believe I have something my grandmother used to wear..." She says.>Ceera and Vaisi are watching a bit away from the group."Tali... In something cute..." Ceera looks away, blushing."You got anything to add to it?" Vaisi asks."Ah, no... I await to see what make.""Guys, no, seriously, I was just asking for some advice. I think I'll just g-">Lily grabs his sleeve."Don't kill their fun." She says1/2
>>978659Lily.Defending fun.What has this world come to?
>>978659Shouldn't have tried talking fashion with a bunch of girls Tali.
>>978672This. We should have talked Fashion with Fael, Shen, Miika, and Gal.Dragon Fashion is the highest Fashion.
>>978675He would just end up dressed as a gold coin. Or like a Jew
>>978659Pssst. Hey Tali. If the combined effort of Petal Class is awful, here's a Plan B.
>>978675An outfit that best represents your class's ideals. This isn't a fashion show so much as showing that you can embody the spirit of your class. Petal is all about healing, friendship, and acceptance. Honestly, if Tali wandered out looking like an utter goober in a mishmash of fashion, he might still win, because that is Petal in a nut shell.
>>978677All I'm hearing is gold coin bikini
I believe a snuggie is the perfect representation of petal.
>>978659>Tali is forced into new clothes by the Petal class.
>>978692That actually doesn't look bad. I think Dragon Fashion would look better, but you could look worse, knife ears.
>>978692Get rid of the pants and you'll be perfect.
>>978692Hey, look at you looking cute!Can we get glamour vision Tali too?
>>978692that... actually isn't half bad. it could have been a LOT worse, i mean, you even got to keep your pants.
>>978692They did good Tali, they did very good!Cute, but practical. And seeing as we don't know the entirely of this next challenge. That's likely a good thing.
>>978678I support this but>>978692ended up not being to bad
>>978692Those tight trousers must be uncomfortable for this excitable elf.
>>978692Ditch the pants, you slut. We both know you want to be ready for easy access.
>>978714We can borrow 99c's deliveries in rear sign.
>>978692that actually looks fairly nice, even without the glamour, Although I'm not sure about those trousers.
>>978692Well, it doesn't suck. At least they didn't put makeup on you.
I'm not...I'm not getting rid of the pants.I had to literally fight for these pants.I'm keeping them on.I guess it's not the worst thing...And everyone seems happy.>Indeed, all of his classmates are absolutely beaming with joy at their creation. They chat excitedly among themselves about how their class is definitely going to win with this, no matter what the actual trial is, as they make their way to the Root Room.>In there, there other three competitors are there, even Avery. Though, the Ceer looks a bit worse for wear."Well, dear sister, it looks like our contestants are here once more.""And what dashing outfits they are all wearing. I say, they do look rather lovely.""Except, perhaps, for the Thorn Member. But what can you expect from such a brutish class.""Very true, beloved sister. Though, perhaps it will be quite handy considering the next trial...""Yes, your new trial is..."1/2
>>978750Damn man, he got himself some badass facial scars
>>978750Anja is looking great.
>>978750Tali, compliment Avery on his badass Pomp. He looks like a real man.
>>978750"To return here with Professor Holly's favorite mug!""Yes, that's right, dear sister! Every year we mess with one of our beloved teachers and this year Professor Holly has been chosen! You can do anything you want to retrieve the mug, but you must return it unbroken! You must also do this while wearing your outfit at all times! Bonus points are awarded if you do so in a way that best represents your class and points will be deducted if your outfit is destroyed!""It begins....""Now!"
>>978773Ask politely, Tali.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>978773Simply ask for it, Tali! Holly will give it to us because we've got such a good petal outfit. There's no need to steal it.
>>978773We have disintegrate clothing. Use it on the other girls and assure a head start.Then ask politely.
>>978773Wow, this seems like hardmode for Thorn and tailor-made for Petal. Just ask politely if you could borrow it for a moment.
>>978773Seconding this, Tali. >>978779Tell her we'll return it after the Trial is over, or if she isn't finished with her drink, she can carry it and come with since the rules didn't say we had to take it from her, just to return here with the mug.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>978773Ask nicely, mention we will return it in pristine condition, complement her hair and ask about the shampoo she uses
>>978773Literally just be yourself. Ask politely and be you
>>978773You could even offer her ice cream, Tali.And then offer her your own private honey ice cream, if you know what I mean.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>978773Pickup and carry holly. Or just ask her to come and bring her mug with her. Nothing said you couldn't bring holly along as well
>>978773Ask nicely. If she refuses, mention that Avery is going to try to steal it.
>>978773She will probably just bring it over if you ask, just don't let anyone steal the mug, or damage your clothing.
>>978773Ah, right, also don't forget your combat buff. You can run faster with it and it will repel most magic/objects/obstacles in your way.
>>978793Haha, true, and we can work with her to fend off the other students!
>>978773ask to borrow her mug, if that fails, offer to refill it for her and just make a quick pitstop back her to achieve victor then go refill the mug.
This is waaaay too easy.You guys are right, I'll just ask her.she likes me. I can't think of any reason why she wouldn't just let me borrow it for a bit.She's not here so she should be in Petal T-"Tali.">Tali sees Anja. She places a hand on her shoulder."Apologies." She says.>Right before slamming her elbow into him and launching him across the room."Ouch!" Sarah says, "Looks like the Thorn Class has realized that Petal has it easy for this trial and is trying to take them out.""Is that legal, Sarah!?""Of course it is. We've already laid down the rules. And what is more representative of the Thorn way than beating down any who step in their path?"
>>978803Wait, is Tali's combat buff literally the intro to Cromartie High School?MOVE, GET OUT OF THE WAY, A PURE HEART IS COMING THROUGH!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>978812OH SHITAHHHHHHHHHHTEAM PETAL IS BLASTING OFF AGAINYou need to slow Anja down with your comfy powers!
>>978812Tali, time for your secret technique you learned last week and used once on Fuwa.ULTIMATE COMFY FIST!
>>978812Can we Convert Person to Ice Cream yet?I know one of you came up with one already.
>>978812> Convert clothes into ice cream.> Combat buff.> Then put her through a wall.
>>978812Aw shit. Time to Comfy all the opposition into the floor!
>>978812Oh you know what else is representative of the Petal Way, Tali? Getting a large number of Dragons to beat up things for you.
>>978812Look at her and tear up just a little.You just wanted to do your best for everyone that helped you this year
>>978812Penalties are incurred for getting your outfit damaged right?Just use your strip spell on the the others
>>978821>>978832>strip spell on AnjaWe're gonna see some brown tiddys!
>>978812If you don't hurry, Avery might get there first.Just try to get away from Anja.
>>978821Bleh. Away from home, but just in case, the spell is nothing but a single chain(Target)(Invoke)----->(Mana Gem) -----(Convert)---(Clothes)(Target)------|----->(Ice Cream)
Holy crap when did it become midnight. Let's pause here for the night, guys! We'll resume tomorrow, same time.Until then!
>>978845Good NIGHT i say!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>978845Thanks for running today, Larro!!!!!!I wanted to see glamour Tali wearing the petal outfit if you can!
>>978845So what did the teachers think of Tali's amazing ability to get Dragons to do what he wants?
>>978845About 35 minute ago. Don't you know how clocks work?
>>978750is that a dick on flora
I don't have time to compose the spell at the moment, but I think simply stripping them is too direct. Instead, we should cast on each of them a delayed spell that destroys their clothing when they steal something. Then, while whoever steals the mug is distracted by their sudden nudity, Tali can use magic to steal it from them unnoticed, and then jump out of the nearest window and fly back here.Also, we can find Holly quicker to lie in wait by casting a spell that detects humans who reverse-love elves.
>>979010We could just ask her to meet us using the communication talisman.
>>978943Yes, it is.
>>979042Tell her that ceer have infiltrated the campus disguised as students and are about to attack. Their objective is her mug collection. Is holly a bad enough dudette to stop them?
>>978845Lets plot revenge against thorn. We could put laxatives in their protein powder.
>>979091Or protein powder in their laxatives!
>>979140No! That will only make them bigger and stronger.We could put LSD in their laxatives.
YAY! Thank you MAQ Daddy Larro!
>>978812Just comfy the others until they sleep?Doctor's orders! You must rest!..Or heal them so much that they get cancer.
>>979140Or protein in their urine, and then send then a scan that shows that they have kidney failure!
>>979484No, this is the best moment for the best spell. They need to have their clothes safe so we will destroy them and incapacitate them.We need to convert their clothes into ice-creamWe will get an ice-cream covered Flora and a victory. Win-Win
>>979511Or that, yes!
>>979511why not just turn their clothes into ropes or chains to bind them while we grab the mug?
>>979593because ice cream is tastyand I don't think we know those runes
>>979593Ice cream covered Flora. That's why. We are not the orb of strategically optimal ideas.
>>979668>We are not the orb of strategically optimal ideas.You know, we've had stuff like this come up the entire quest.We should compile them all into a list of "Things the orb is not" or something.
So wait. If we transmute somebody's clothes, do we have any countermeasures for them transmitting ours? Because if not we should save that move for the finisher.
>>979826I don't think they have spells to transmute clothes at hand. That sounds like something that a crazy mage would do... like us. And when they are hit by the spell they will be too busy having ice cream in their sensitive bits to counter attack in time.
>>979826We probably should have warded them before we even got here. Also, Transmuting Anja's clothes probably wouldn't even slow her down, so it doesn't seem like the first thing we should do.
>>979874I like Anja's clothes and would rather we force her to keep wearing them after the competition than to transmute them
>>978851Most of them were thinking what a terrible idea it was to have dragons in this contest.Anyway, back to MAQ.
>>979986Would that be considered a mind fuck, or just degeneracy?
>Tali struggles to stand back up. His semi-noodly elf body, while stronger from dragon knight training, is still weak to hard elbow strikes to the side.>He pulls out his spell book, quickly drafts a spell.>>978841 >>978821>He casts the spell on Anja and it's effects are nearly instant. The girl is covered in various cold treats. The spell, while doing no damage to her, certainly stuns her for a bit."Oh wow, sister, do you see this?""Indeed I do, sister. Not very Petal-like, in my opinion.""No, not Petal-like at all... We'll have to deduct some points for that...""And some from the Thorn member as well. Her outfit is simply gone.""H-hey! This is Petal-like! I made a soothing treat!""I think he's trying to argue with the judges, dear sister.""How pointless..."1/2
>>980153doesn't matter, just win. use power enhancing spell to go fast.
>>980153Well done knife ears. You covered your first girl in ice cream. Now do the same to Flora.
>>980153..I guess the most petal-like thing to do would be to support someone, even if it means you won't get the mug...Go aid Flora and make sure she gets it!
>>980153Dress Anja in comfy clothes that keep her from moving!
>>980153Now ask Anja to work with you to go and ask for that mug, then give it to Anja to haul back here with us. thats so petal like to actually help our friend! AND APOLOGIZING AT THE SAME TIME! while at the same time achieving our objective of delivering the mug.
>>980193She would probably still get more points for actually delivering the mug.
>>980193>>980185>>980201yeah, just win the contest and you will get more points then anyone else regardless.
This event is rigged against Petal, I demand a recount.
>>980153Now hit her with a comfy fist while she's stunned
>>980193I don't think we can win like a petal if we are alone. We recibe points for: Getting the mug, doing it like a petal and having our clothes. 2/3 is a good number, if we get the mug and use the convert clothes to ice cream in them they get at most a 1/3....Also I want to cover Flora in ice cream
>>980153Convert the judges cloths to IceCream
>>980236Seconding. Fuck them, fuck this contest, fuck everyone.Tali, cast your Ice Creamgeddon Spell. TURN IT ALL INTO ICE CREAM!
>>980241I suspect we might lose the contest if we do that.
>>980153>Tali ignores them and starts running ahead, going much faster than he normally ever could.>Behind him, Anja reaches to her forehead and clenches her fist. Something glows in her hand, surrounding her with arcane energy. She takes a step forward and is in front of Tali in an instant. She grabs his arm and flips him forward, slamming him into the ground and knocking the wind out of him."Not the only one with tricks. Stay down, Tali.""Oh wow, sister, another terrible blow against Petal.""Thorn is too brutish for such a delicate class.""And look, it appears someone has made it to Professor Holly's room.""The boy, hmm? But where is the Root competitor?""Vanished, it seems, dear sister."my back....my back......
>>980252Tali. Your back hurts right. Take 5. Let us do this?Tali - Orb Combat Mode!
>>980252Ah crap, you need to save Avery, remember how Holly feels about Ceer? And Avery is an (incompetent) Ceer assassin after all.Heal your back a little bit, buff yourself or someshit, and make a run for it.
>>980252avery is about to fucking die.call holly on your communicator. tell her the contest is getting her mug.
>>980252Just trail behind them and make sure your clothes are fine. They'll get in each other's way, and you'll have a chance to pick up the mug, return it, and ask to borrow it.
>>980252Give her head pats and Comfy Tali!And then heal your back, cause ouch.
>>980252Well, RIP that Ceer boyRealign your spine then get to that mug, Tali!
>>980264Actually yeah. Why don't you just ask Holly to bring you the mug.
>>980264Oh yeah, I forgot about the communicator. Can we like call Holly, tell her the contest is for her mug and ask her to bring it to us in the Arena?
>>980252Heal yourself! And use comfy as necessary.
>>980252Tali use your healing magic to prevent permanent spinal cord damage Then comfy and IceCream all that stand in your way
>>980252Oh god, she's a Ceer-racist. Poor Avery.
>>980252Yes. Call Holly and tell her about this. Ask her to bring the mug herself so nobody can break it accidentally.
>>980252Heal yourself, Tali.Consider just going invisible to get the mug. You have a (fake) invisibility spell, right?
>>980252Pain is fleeting, glory is forever!Also, you're a healer and a prophet of comfy. You may take it lying down, but the tempting warm blankets of defeat shall hold no sway over you!
These threads are so slow now
>>980423It's /qst/ and it's a drawquest.
>>980431Once upon a time, it was still like 25 min max for an update. Now we are lucky you get one per hour
>Tali does his best to heal his back injuries. However, despite his class, he is not terribly good at healing magics. The most he can do is ease the aches and pains.Alright... Well, I don't think I can use my comfy magic. Same reason I can't use my glamour magic in front of people. I'm being watched right now and the last thing I need is for them to think I have natural magics.>>980283>>980264>>980275>Tali calls up Holly."Hey... Professor.... There's a contest going on right now and we have to get your mug... Can I have it?""Oh, so I'm the target this year?" She says. "You can borrow it, I suppose. But only if you can keep me from being interrupted for the rest of my relaxation time.">Tali groans and looks up. Anja is still running through the school, clearly intent on bursting into the Petal Tower.
>>980438Have Fel guard her!
>>980438Tali, people know you have comfy magic. Everyone saw you one punch Fuwa during family day. Glamour, I'll give you since it's integral. But we're gonna use Comfy.
>>980438How about we comfy you after you bring us the mug instead? We kinda have a broken back.
>>980438Tali, use that spell that gives you energy. You had one like that, right? And then run.
>>980438Oh god what is that idiot doing
>>980436We also generally get longer MAQ threads now too, though.We can sometimes talk Larro into 4-day MAQ threads, which are awesome.
>>980438Wasn't part of the rules that you had to do it in your outfit? So as soon as it is completely gone/ice cream, they can't actually compete anymore.
>>980438Wow, RIP that boyYou need to get up, Tali!Stop lying around!
>>980438Cast a non-spell that does something like "make no light" and then do natural comfy at the same time. It'll look like you did something. Unless the runes are going to show up in 6 foot letters and everyone will see through it instantly.
>>980438Uhis that guyis he gonna be okay?
>>980438You have comfy runes, Tali. Use them.
>>980469Yeah, he'll be fine. He's pretty flexible.
>>980469holly is a master healer. she probably broke him in just the right way so he wont die.
guys, where'd Flora go?We're gonna get fleshcrafted if we're not careful
>>980494Man, Knife Ears. What the fuck would you do without us? Also, we should cheat more. See if we can get Ophelia to help.
You know, I kinda like Tali's new hairdo. I think we should keep it.Then Ceera can pull them like handlebars while she reams Tali's ass
>>980494>Tali -doesn't- use natural comfy magic. Instead, he drafts up a simple comfy spell and puts enough energy behind it to knock out an owlbear.>Anja stops in her tracks and slumps over.Did it!>Anja's body twitches. Her head is lifted up in an unnatural way and turns towards Tali....Uhm.2/3
>>980531oh shit do it again?
>>980531That's clearly a tumor. We must remove it.
>>980531Tali, admire that butt. Is probably going to be the last thing you see in your life.
>>980531okay, time for ultimate comfy Tali
>>980531Stare at that Booty Tali, ignore how much pain you about to endure
>>980531>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROLdat ass tho
>>980531oh right, anja is possessed.
>>980531>that tiny peek of puffy vulva
>>980531I HOPE YOU'RE GETTING A BONER, TALI
>>980531>The demon's driving*sigh* Fine, press us against her chest, Tali. I guess it's time for us to fight a demon.
>>980576Oh yeah, we could probably talk to it, couldn't we?
>>980531"ALRIGHT, ELF-SLUT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!""W-what!?""I SEE EVERYTHING, INCLUDING HOW FUCKING WEAK YOU ARE. ANJA IS JUST TOO FUCKING POLITE TO SAY ANYTHING. BUT I'M NOT. I WILL -BREAK- YOU.""J-judge! Hey, uhm, she's not wearing her outfit anymore! So she's disqualified, right!?""IDIOT!" She thumps her chest. "THIS -IS- MY OUTFIT. JUST BECAUSE IT'S BEEN TURNED INTO ICE CREAM BY SOME PERVERTED FUCK BOY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S INVALID!">Alex and Sarah talk to one another."We will allow it." They say in unison.
>>980581um, yeah, that's totally why we should do thisTali, make sure to move us around a bit so we can find her ni...chakras. For clearer conversation with the demon
>>980588QUICK TALI, TOSS US TO THE DEMON. I WANNA ADD ANOTHER ONE TO THE SLUT PILE.
>>980588oh right, it's not inherently more powerful, it's just an asshole. keep moving.
>>980588Oh god, it's telling everyone that you are a boy. Quick, use us against him. It's probably an artifact too. We can deal with it.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>980588DOES THE EYE SEE THROUGH OUR DISGUISE?ALSO THIS IS RIGGED AS FUCKTali, you need to give Anja a bukkake of syrup to the face to blind her! Keep looking at her naked body!
>>980588>I WILL -BREAK- YOUBRING IT PUSSY
>>980588Make some comfy visine for that eye
>>980588Toss us at it! We'll override this kouhai bully!
>>980588>BY SOME PERVERTED FUCK BOYSHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS SHE KNOWS!BEAT HER ASS TALI
>>980588Hey use that flight spell and get the fuck out of arms reach then rain IceCreamy destruction down upon her
>>980588>ELF-SLUT,>PERVERTED FUCK BOYTali! She knows!Activate operation Panic-47! Either let us take over the fight, or get us to connect to her so we can take over her.
>>980608she doesn't know, just the demon. and who would trust it?
>>980588Cast Summon Ice-Cream Loving Bats 2 minutes>Coming up next on "When Wafu's attack!"
>>980588That's not good. Can you comfy her eye? Because if not, you are in serious trouble.
>>980588Quick! Throw us at it so that we can do vuvuzuala solos in it's head!
>>980622Well, someone is going to ask at some point WHY the demon said those things.
>>980588It does know that this is just a school competition, right? Not a fight to the death? Dragons aside, it feels like she / it are taking this way too seriously. I don't even remember a reward ever being mentioned.
>>980657The reward is the Minia Crown.
>>980588There is only one answer, Tali. You will have to eat all of the icecream. Commence the bosom licking.
>>980588Does no one else worry about the great risk for biases by having students play judge in this event? The twins are very opinionated and probably not who you want here.
>>980672They should have had the Red Orb, Blue Orb, Orange Orb, Green Orb and Black Orb judge the contest.
>>980667Sure, but I doubt Lady Minia's "blessing" is anything but symbolic. It's not like the entire class will get a +5 bonus to spellcast rolls for the rest of the year, or anything like that. It's just the chance to wear a spiffy school pride hat around for the rest of the school year.And it's not like there's any particular animosity between the classes, either. So intending to 'break' a fellow student for the sake of winning seems a bit extreme.
>>980703We will wear it with pride dammit!The sillier the hat the better a reward it is!
>>980703It's a Crown of Become Female.
>>980703Too late, fucker. We're playing by Team Fortress 2 rules now.THE HAT WILL BE OURS!
>>980622Pretty sure Anja said something about her eye letting her see through illusions once? Possibly to Lily?
What if we convert the ice cream into air?
>>980703It's not the crown or the blessing. Is the pride of winning. Even in friendly competitions is pretty important. And she didn't do anything too bad, probably she could hurt Tali more in a single hit but she just droped her to the ground. She even asked politely to Tali to stay down.
I don't think that's really Anja. Anja is so calm and quiet. That thing is...I'm gonna leave.>Tali uses his flight spell. Going airborn without a dragon to sit on is, perhaps, the most unnatural feeling in the world. But, thanks to his dragon training, he's able to grasp the basics of it quickly enough.>He sees Anja running below him, shouting upwards.Ha. She can't reach me! I can just->She leaps. When she leaves the ground she shoots up at him like a rocket.>In a panic, Tali throws you at her.>The orb hits her and she drops back to the ground."WHAT IS THIS!? YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME WITH THIS BAUBLE!? I WILL CRUSH IT AND- MMM, IT IS TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT! EVEN, SO, IT DIES!"
>>980793LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES! LOUD NOISES!
>>980793Heeeeey sexy lady, you need to do like your dress and chiil.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>980793PUT US IN YOUR MOUTH, SO WE'LL BE CRUSHED BY YOUR STRONG TEETH OR BETWEEN YOUR LUSCIOUS THIGHS!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>980793We only break when it will cockblock Tali I'm sorry.
>>980793woah woah, slow down there buddy, we are also voices that live in someone else's head. you got a pretty sweet deal here, anja is pretty cute.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>980793Hey there beautiful! ELF PRIDE, WORLD WIDE!
>>980793Hello, giant eyeball monster Anja. We're the orb, we do Orb things. Like create the BEST IDEAS and Chitter Incessantly. Wanna be friends?
>>980793WE MADE ONE PARASITE OUR BITCH, WE CAN ADD ANOTHER TO OUR HAREMBEND OVER CYCLOPS
>>980793Don't be so hasty. Surely we can get along.
Dose this count as cheating on Sempeye? We should go see them some time.
>>980793Mmmmmm Push us against your bosom
>>980793She's not the owner of the body.ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL
>>980793We are one of the best artifacts arround. We can basically control destiny. I think we can have a nice chat about our powers and how awesome we are.
>>980793Hi, there cutie....Is what I would say if you weren't some asshole who Anja's been kind enough to not get exorcised. Seriously, you need to chill.And for the record, Tali's not a pervert. He's just really submissive, and has us constantly whispering ideas into his head.
>>980793Hello Kouhai~Bend over for a bit, we're assuming control.
>>980793sup suger tits... so whats up with the third eye thing?
>>980793Hello new friend. You know whats a good idea? You should lick that ice cream you're wearing off yourself sensuously.It will obviously distract Tali enough to stupefy her.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>980793>>980868Oh, right. It's not the owner of the body. We can try and get control of it.
>>980793Now that is a sexy iris.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWHAT -ARE- YOUYOU ARE LIKE MEBUTNOTYOU MUST BE THE SOURCE OF THE ELF BOY'S POWERS, AS I AM FOR MY HOST.YET, YOU CAN DETACH YOURSELVES.IT MAKES SENSE.>>980868TOOLATETHIS BODY IS MINE UNTIL SHE WAKES AGAIN.AND I PLAN TO USE IT TO DO ALL THE THINGS THE GIRL IS TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO.LIKE REVEAL TO EVERYONE WHAT THIS 'TALI' BOY IS.AND TO ASK OUT THAT ONE MALE.AND TO EAT -ALL- THE FOOD.THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME.BUT YOU WILL FIND THAT IT WILL NOT WORK IN YOUR FAVOR, BALL!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>980906REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT THIS CEER PROGRAMMING, CYCLOPS
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>>980906Don't do anything stupid. Tali is friends of the dragons and is pretty powerful on his own. You don't want to be his enemy. So do the smart thing and don't mess with him.Also... a boy?
>>980906HA! As if you can threaten us! You are not powerful enough to even scratch our beautiful blue paint! Bring it you fuck!
>>980906Wait, hold up a damn second. Your name is ALSO Tali?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>980906HAHA FUCK YOUWE OWN THIS SHIT NOW
>>980906Before you go do that, please listen to this, it will provide valuable intel on Tali: http://pastebin.com/vdBpfKDW
>>980906TRY US, DEPTHLESS PERCEPTION!BENDOVER
>>980906Wait, what one male? If it's the wand dude, I'm pretty sure he's gay. Also,>AND TO EAT -ALL- THE FOOD.Psh, scrub. We can get Ice Cream that's so fucking good it calms rampaging dragons.
>>980906You realize that your erratic actions would cause rampant disbelief, cause that one male to be disinterested and if you want food we can hook you up with all the ice cream spells you could want. Hell we satiated a dragon.
>>980906which boy are you talking about demon?I bet he'd like your ice cream clothes
>>980906I don't see any food eating right now! I mean, you're covered in ice cream and you aren't eating it yet! Lame!
>>980906How about you play nice and don't tell anyone about Tali, and we will help you do those other things. Refusal is not an option.
>>980906Hey, we can help in asking that one male out, that'd be cool. Who is it?
>>980906>>980922Also we freed a girl from a forbiden ceer artifact that even the headmaster wasn't able to fight. Don't mess with us or Tali, we can even help you with that boy.
>>980906Which one male?Let's go do that right now.
>>980906Do your worst, eyeball!You'll never be able to exploit our weaknesses to moist environments and body heat!You.Don't.Have.The.Guts.
Man. Fuck the competition and helping Tali. We are the orb of shipping. We see a possible romance and we try to make it real. That's why Tali has now two girlfriends.
>>980906Hey Do you lose focus easily? Because we are distracting as hellAlso I think Tali just got away, Keep distracting her
>>980906well go do that then. and look, you have delicious icecream right in front of you to eat.
C'mon guys. Play hard ball. Bring out the eye puns.
>>980906>BUT YOU WILL FIND THAT IT WILL NOT WORK IN YOUR FAVOR, BALL!Technically, we are an Orb. Please use our proper designation while we converse.
>>980906Oh, there's someone you want to ask out? Why didn't you say so sooner? That's basically what we were made for.Although... we can't let you do anything to hurt Tali. So, like... just drop that from your to-do list and we'll help you out.
>>980969yeah, but we don't have onewe deserve oneThat's why we should waifu the demon eye
>>980969[spoiler| Tali should be able to handle this on his own anyway, now that Anja is distracted. [/spoiler]
>>980993DID YOU FORGET ABOUT SEMPEYE!?
>>980917OKAYI FELT THAT ONEBUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH!NOWJUSTFUCKINGBREAKGAH, YOU ARE TOUGH.>>980955>>980960I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR HELP. I KNOW ALL THE TRICKS TO ATTRACTING MEN.THE GOLDEN HAIRED YOUTH SHALL BE ANJA'S NOW THAT -I- AM IN CONTROL.FIRST WE SHALL WIN THIS RIDICULOUS CONTEST, TO PROVE OUR WORTH.AND THEN->>980987SORRY. ORB.>>980974>>980932HA, YOU HAVE ALREADY HELPED ME WHILE TRYING TO HINDER ME.I NOW HAVE YOU FABLED ICE CREAM.>Anja(?) grabs a cone and greedily devours it."Dear sister, is that a nipple I see?""I believe it is. Disqualified.""WHAT!?""And here comes Tali with the mug.""In her outfit, and without it being broken as well."1/3
>>980993We have sempeye and the book that we totally dominated.But you are right, I want some interactions with someone as us, not just using Tali.Waifu the eye, or we can try and waifu a girl? That would be pretty weird, I like it.
>>981009Tali probably doesn't remember that Flora is still invisible and probably ready to ambush him. Let's see him fail without us.
>>981009wait how did that work
>>980906>AND TO EAT -ALL- THE FOOD.then why the fuck are you dicking around in this shitty contest when you're on a time limit? I mean you said it yourself, you only have until she wakes up to do whatever you want to do and you're wasting it going after some knife ear nobody? Fuck man raid the kitchen while you still can, hell you're covered in ice cream, start with that if you want food. But come on buddy, priorities. Go get that food while you can since their is a lot of it out their and you only have so much time.
>>981001yes, who's Sempeyeit's been a long time since I read the archives
>>981009>THE GOLDEN HAIRED YOUTHHaha! It is the gay one! I feel bad for Anja, she'll be disappointed. Hey guys, after this is over, can we hang out with Anja? We can get Tali to tell her everything he knows about the golden haired boy and shit. >"And here comes Tali with the mug.">"In her outfit, and without it being broken as well."What happened to Flora? Maybe we should have Tali give the mug to her, I kinda feel bad. She keeps getting the short end of the stick.
>>981023The sorting hat basically
>>981009Hey, look on the bright side kouhai, there's still some icecream left to enjoy.
>>981009Eye guess you didn't see that one coming, kouheye.
>>981030oh yeahwe should get Tali to take us back to her for a date
>>981023Sempeye is the Seeing Eye that we talked to in the very first thread. Hes the most chill motherfucker ever. He deserves to be our sempeye.
I kinda want to romance the demon eye. Seems like a good tsundere and almost has a body to control.
>>981009"And that's it, everyone. All our contestants have either succeeded, very obviously failed, or were disqualified from this trial.""In first place we have... Flora!""The Root Class member crafted a perfect replica of the mug after using a remotely controlled artifact to scan the thing.""I can't think of a more Root way of completing this trial. And all while in her outfit.""I... Thank you..."THE TITTY MERMAID WON!?"Second place is Tali! He managed to get the mug and keep his outfit intact.""But, it was not in a very Petal way.""Agreed, dear sister."HOW DID HE-"Third place goes to Anja, who might want to cover up. She is flashing the entire stadium."!?"She is only in third place because she wasn't reduced to a bloody mess like the Serin boy was. He, by the way, is in last."2/3
>>981060I hope the golden boy isn't the one who wants to dick Tali, that would be awkward
>>981055If we wanted to, we could have Tali find us a body to control.Its just too fun to make him do our bidding though.
>>981060Arja, give us back to Tali so we can go high five Flora.Also, I feel really fucking bad for Avery. Poor guy.
>>981060"Here are the current scores. Tali is current in the lead by a large amount. And I think at this point the poor Serin boy has absolutely no chance of winning... Unless everyone else just dies, that is.""Congratulations everyone for your work on this trial. For the next one... Well, let's just say we hope you have been working on a impressive spell in your time here. One that really represents your class.""Sister, I think that hint may be a bit too blatant..."I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS. WE ARE GOING TO LOSE.WE MUST...WE MUST KILL TALI.
>>981060How funny, she's anything but the #1 mom.Probably more like #1 fuckslut.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>981123You can pacify Tali by pleasing him.. sexually that is!
>>981123Wait, is the boy from Serin dead?
>>981123Nah mate, just kiss tali's lower head and he'll sybmit.
>>981123>WE MUST KILL TALI.Nope, no killing Tali.
>>981060I object on the grounds that a perfect replica is still a fake.
>>981123No. You must seduce the Sempeye,
>>981123Pretty sure that would get you disqualified. Maybe even expelled.
>>981123Actively killing your classmates is frowned upon by the faculty. The last girl who killed fellow students under a foreign influence was locked up for years, did you know that? You might want to factor that tidbit into your plans, if you truly care about this girl.
>>981123how is killing tali going to let you win? Flora is beating you 2. Beside who are you trying to impress and how do you want to impress them? I mean how good are you at making spells. Just make the most bad ass spell you can to get his attention.
>>981123Don't kill Tali. I'm sure you can win this next one without much trouble.
>>981060Holly should get them to make her a copy of her second favorite cup too.
>>981123If you kill Tali you get expeled and probably trown into the dungeon. also anja will probably try to get rid of you if you turn murderous.
>>981123Tali has enough things to worry about without you trying to kill him,Like the Ceer assassin...you should definitely NOT team up with him to try and kill Tali, I repeat DO NOT DO THAT
>>981123Eh, you shouldn't worry too much about Tali. You have us right now, and this contest is kind of rigged against Petal, what with the biased judges and all. They just don't understand the true heart of Petal like we do.And regarding the "exposing Tali" thing, judging by how often people switch the pronouns they use for him I'm pretty sure at least half of the school knows by now.
>>981123Killing Tali will be too obvious. Never eliminate thee first placed competitor first, you need to kill the others before going for the #1.
>>981189But what if her Thorn spell is a "Kill the greatest enemy" spell? That'd be very Thorn of her and a very Thorn spell.
>>981123you know, losing your clothing seems to disqualify peoplewhy don't you make all the other girls get naked so they get docked points?
>>981204That would be easy to do my increasing the room's temperature
>>981123Your honors, the defense would like to submit new evidence! An admission of cheating from the woman herself!
>>981123Also this is bullshit. If this is a 0-10 system we got a 9 for pacify the strongest dragon arround AND the poison dragon. Now Flora get's a 10. I mean, she was pretty smart and deserves it, but we deserve the 10 too.
>>981223fixed that for you
We need a spell that transmutes pain to comfy, or icecream
>>981249We'd have a lot of people shoving hands into meat grinders for pleasure or delicious ice cream, that would be a bad idea.
>>981249What about discomfort to comfort and clothes to ice cream?
>>981244Objection! Evidence tampering!
>>981257We already do that by default.
>>981123If you don't want us to keep distracting you, you should give us back to TaliAlso maybe put some clothes on. Not that I am complaining about your nakedness, but think about how Anja would feel.
>>981256Well, that's why we make it when the cyclops is holding us.
NO, YOU ARE CORRECT. MURDER IS TOO OBVIOUS.BUT..POISON....YES, POISON.I WILL POISON THE BOY AND TH-NO!NO NOT NOW! THIS IS TOO SOON!ANJA, DON'T WAKE UP!LET ME STAY, WE CAN------------------------------------------------------<Huh?><What's happening?><I feel cold>
>>981301Uhhh...Don't look down.
>>981301Your eye is very angry and not cute at all.
>>981301Morning sunshine! Have a nice nap?
>>981301hi, that's because you are wearing icecream. you should probably cover up, and give us back to tali.
>>981301DELICIOUS BROWN ICE CREAM
>>981301Tali used comfy to put you to sleep. Your demon took over for a bit.
>>981301Good Morning Beautiful, you should find something to wear before you go and tell the Blonde boy you like himOh and return us to Tali when you have a momentThanks
>>981301Your weird forehead eye was a lot more crazy violent than we were expecting. Those things are usually the cold and alien types, you know?
>>981301Warm up her nipple Tali
>>981301You lost, your eye is an idiot, and you're naked except for the rapidly melting icecream.
>>981301You're naked, covered in ice cream and your eye told us about your crush on the blond haired boy and that you want to pig out on food.Also, it tried to murder Tali and told us you could see through Illusions. By the way, we're Tali's Orb! We're Awesome!
>>981301The the trial is over, and the ice cream you're wearing is starting to melt, so you might want to get some clothes.
>>981301So... we are the orb, a live artifact. Your demon eye took control of you but we managed to distract him.You are totally nude and everyone is watching and is maybe our fault because we told Tali to turn your clothes into ice cream. We are sorry.Also you are sexy.
>>981301Hey, quick question, is Dyten looking at you right now? We think he's probably gay, but we're not sure, and this seems like a good opportunity to check.
>>981301We're like your eye, but not stupid. And horny instead of murderous.I just want to say thanks for not outing Tali, and we owe you one. He's a good kid, and you're doing him a solid.You may exchange the favor for 1 penis of your choice.
>>981301Hello miss.We would like to offer you a trade.We can help you to get closer to the boy that you like, in exchange for your silence about Tali.Thank you,Orb.
>>981301You spied, with your not so little eye, a delicious treat that cost you quite a bit.
>>981337We are not really sorry
>>981344She kept the secret all this time. Even when she was in the baths with Tali. That's probably not a problem.
>>981348She knows about Tali. Better be polite with her.
>>981301Hi there, you should put on some clothes now and give us back to Tali. Also, blondie is gay, so you might have a hard time with that.
>>981368She's basically already a boy. No tits, swole as fuck, she even got a one-eyed monster installed. It's probably fine.
>>981368>>981376Speaking of boys, I wonder of Anita hit it off with the guy we hooked her up with.
>>981397We are SO sorry.Please don't throw us.
>>981397I feel bad for her. She didn't told anybody about Tali being a boy.
>>981397if it helps you are cute and have a really nice body
>>981397Eat that ice cream you brown fudgeslut
>>981397Holy smokes Anja is cute
>>981397don't worry, everyone here is a girl except the ceer who is both a girl and a boy so he doesn't count.
>>981397Good choice covering your nips. Bad choice baring your lips.
>>981397The spooky demon eyes is right, you are shy. And cute!
>>981452I want to see both
>>981397Anja a cute, CUTE
>>981397>Anja runs, going as fast as she can to get back to the Thorn Dorm.>When she gets there she slams the door behind her, runs to her room, and practically dives inside. The orb is dropped to the floor as she frantically cleans her body with magic and gets some clothes on.>She also grabs her spear.>She kneels down on the floor and aims it at you.<Why have you done this to me.><You have humiliated me in front of my peers!><He..! Dyten was there! He saw my naked form!><Why would you have Tali do this!? I have kept his secret for so long and now he treats me as such!?>
Hmm, now would be a good time to make a "transmute embarrassment to icecream' spell.
>>981471It wasn't us, it was your dipshit eye who wanted you to and I fucking quote "THIS BODY IS MINE UNTIL SHE WAKES AGAIN.AND I PLAN TO USE IT TO DO ALL THE THINGS THE GIRL IS TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO.LIKE REVEAL TO EVERYONE WHAT THIS 'TALI' BOY IS.AND TO ASK OUT THAT ONE MALE.AND TO EAT -ALL- THE FOOD."
>>981471Because you're never going to get anything done if you keep hiding who you are!
>>981471Waitwaitwait, it wasn't *us* who revealed your crush. It was that glaring eye who wanted to "BREAK" us. We just called its bluff.
>>981471We are sorry. We will help you, don't blame Tali, he is a good boy. We invented the clothes to ice cream spell. You are cute and a good person so we want to help.we helped Tali get two girlfriends, you getting Dyten is going to be easy.
>>981471Now you have a better chance with that guy.Do it! Chase your dream!
>>981481*And how you feel of course.
>>981471First of all, we are not acting directly according to Tali's will, we had our own ideas of how to help the situation, and that may have been part of the problem. Second, you were acting insane and wanted to kill him, and the eye, the thing we think was controlling you, was the one who got you naked in front of everyone. Pls do not kill the Tali.
>>981471Lack of consideration of the consequences to others on the part of the voices in here mostly. Sorry...Also, we didn't know you knew the secret. What gave him away? Was it the eye?
>>981471What are you going to do? Stab me?
>>981471We didn't know that the eye would take over when you went to sleep. For what it is worth, Anya, I am sincerely sorry.
>>981471We tried a less humiliating method, but your third eye went nuts on us.
>>981471Don't blame us or Tali. You're the one who picked a fight with him and got Clothes to Ice Creamed, and then your eye decided to start eating it. Also, darlin'. We're pretty sure Dyten is gay. Seriously though, blame your stupid eye. We've liked you ever since you helped out Tali in spellmaking.We just didn't realize it'd go full retarded if you got Comfy'd.
>>981471Sorry, triclops, Dyten is pretty much 100% gay. You'd have no chance with him. You would have a 100% chance of seducing Tali with your charms though!
>>981508Well, Dyten is one letter away from being Dyken, of course he's gay!
>>981471Hey don't Blame us, Your demon eye is the one who started eating your Icecream clothing
>>981471Sorry. It wasn't Tali's idea. But I don't know why you're worried about being seen naked.
>>981511>>981508we think dyten is. we need to get some proof though.
>>981471That was your eye. Not us. We made a fully functional ice cream suit and knocked you out. our eye decided to eat your outfit. We simply wanted you out of way, much like you nearly breaking the poor boy in half.
>>981520Couldn't we just "fix' him with our orb powers as a favor?
>>981471><Why would you have Tali do this!? I have kept his secret for so long and now he treats me as such!?>In order for blackmail to work the target has to know he's being blackmailed. We didn't know you knew until your eye started blurting it out.
>>981520Well, then how about later we help Anja figure out if he is, and if he's not we'll hook them up. >>981471Also, be proud of your bod, girl. You have some rockin' abs.
>>981471I gave him that suggestion and accept full responsibility. You did hit him first though, and I assumed forcing you to cover up would be better than Tali putting you through a wall.
>>981471GO AHEAD AND STAB US YOU BROWN SLUT
>>981471We, uh, got a bit caught up in the competition when they incentivized clothing damage, and made the idea seem reasonable enough that Tali ignored the embarrassment factor. I'm sorry about that.
>>981471Oh shit, we're in danger. Uh, we kinda forgot that you knew about Tali. Also, if Dyten isn't gay, then he would have appreciated your tits.
>>981471Is people seeing you naked really so bad? I mean, you're really hot.
>>981471trust me he will be aiming for you from now on *wink
>>981471You are gorgeous, you know that?
>>981471Your demon kept escalating things, and we were defending ourselves from your demon with the best way we know how: by making people eat ice cream. Unfortunately, your demon jumped the gun and ate your only source of covering. We are sorry. But we are not sorry for defending Tali from a potentially deadly threat, which your demon declared on several occasions.
>>981471Please don't be angry with us, your eye was talking about breaking and killing people. Further damage to your outfit seemed to be the least violent resolution.
>>981471Hey, sorry for wrecking your outfit. I bet you chose it to impress Dyten. That's our bad.But the only reason you ended up naked in front of everyone was your eye, and we had no way to know about that and no control over its behaviour.I'm sure if you complain at Tali, he'll feel super bad and you can get whatever concessions out of him that you like.
>>981471the ice cream thing was just revenge for the ribs and honestly I thought you would run to grab some different clothes then and their. The rest happened because we didn't know your eye was like us and thought that knocking you out with some comfy magic would just knock you out, not have your eye friend come alive and freak the fuck out with our body.
>Anja takes a deep breath and puts her spear away. She takes You and puts You on a table."<I'm sorry about that. I try not to lose control of my emotions. I just... Woke up, mostly naked and covered in ice cream. I do not like it when that happens.I'm calm now.It figures that Beleth is responsible for this... He can be quite rash when it comes to getting me things I want. If he caused you any difficulty then that is my fault. Do not listen to what he says, though. He is mostly talk.>">>981603"<I liked that outfit.>">>981590>>981578>>981532"<You... Flattery will get you nowhere...But, thank you, I suppose. As much as this means when it comes from an Orb.>">She sighs."<Do not worry. I am more calm now. Tali's secret will remain safe. I know not why he does not simply use flesh crafting to become what he desires but... It is not my place to speak for people who feel that they are in the wrong body.>">>981498"<My third eye can see through all glamours. I noticed him instantly. I chose to respect his choice, though.>">>981479"<That... Those are not entirely true... I....THEY ARE TRUE, JUST FUCKING ADMIT IT ALREAD-Hush, you!...They are true. I... Am hoping that by winning this contest I will attract the attention of a certain someone.I am tempted to ask for your help, it is clear you are a great boon for Tali, but I suppose I should return you, hmm?>"
>>981615What do you think about Tali's recently-acquired fishteeth then?But yeah, be warned that we can be as much of a detriment as we can be a boon.
>>981615Ask Tali to help , he's got an in with them
>>981615Nah, fuck Tali. We'll help you win but on one condition.We want a date with Beleth.
>>981615really, all the help you need is to A. man up and ask him and B. be prepared for him probably being gay maybe.oh, and I guess very off chance C, you get legit rejected, but that's unlikely.
>>981615Eh, yeah, but there's no need to rush in giving us back. We go off on adventures without Tali all the time. He doesn't mind.Now tell us the story of when you first laid eyes on blondie. We need all the info we can get before we can start playing matchmaker.
>>981615Bah, Tali can suck it. We'll stick with you because Beleth is a piece of shit. I do ship you and Tali together though! So go easy on him!
>>981615Lady we are the God Orb of getting people together. Tali can wait for a few minutes, hes resourceful enough. Let yourself let us let you become the woman you are meant to become.Send a message through orange orb that we are currently helping out with love problems. Have orangie help out Tali for now.
>>981615Then ask him? Waiting to get "noticed" never goes well. Ever. One of three things could happen, he says yes, he says no or he says he is gay. Regardless you will know where you stand and go from there. Just be warned we are 100% insane and listening to us will help as much as it harms. Tali has had to parse our madness for a long ass time to get gud, and you will need to too.
>>981615well, return us to tali but ask for his help. he can talk to the boys.also, flora has been trying forever to make her mouth work with fleshcrafting, changing something like THAT with fleshcrafting is probably a little... difficult.
>>981615Again Anya. We're pretty sure that Dyten is gay. He's hit on Tali a few times, and he is aware that Tali is a guy so...
>>981615Screw the contest, We will help you get your Boy Blonde instead
>>981615wait, don't you have to finish the competition first?
>>981615Why do you have a pale stripe across your face?
>>981615Tali is still in the lead, so don't worry about returning us, It doesn't really matter if he wins anyway.
>>981615We want to help. You are not the first person we help on our own, just tell Tali that we are going to help you doing something.
It is that time of the day where I go and forage for food.Will resume when I return!
>>981633I don't trust Orange with that. He probably fucks something... or worse, doesn't fuck someone.we can give control to green and see how he does it
>>981672I'm down with Tali finishing the third challenge through luck manipulation. Gives us time to hitch Anja with Blondie.
>>981685>>981672i don't think thorn would let anja just skip the next challenge. so we need to go back to tali, and then have tali get dyten t talk to anja.
>>981685 That might be counter productive, considering how the luck manipulation works.It might be better to just let Tali do it on his own even if he loses.
>>981691But I want to give Greenie the opportunity to show what he can do.
>>981691Oh, no, she wants your help to pass the next trial. Thorn sucks at spellcrafting.
>>981615Tali can get by without us for a while! Honestly that boy relies on us too much.Let us do you a solid!
>>981700We already know he can't do anything good, without also doing something equally bad at another time.
>>981709She is aware our entire magical knowledge base consists of the schools of Ice Creamancy and Lewdomancy right?
>>981696We already have some Karma saved up.
>>981727We need to start thinking about how to use lewdomancy in a spell that seems like a thorn spell.Maybe enchant a weapon to destroy clothes on impact or cause pleasure?
>>981727We have the runes for pain and fist, we'll manage.
>>981742>>981745Lewdomancy and Fighting techniques, eh? .........I have the best idea! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jyV-4QwDRY
>>981736Tali might overdo it, and even if it works is it really worth the karma?
>>981661Freaky not!Fish facts: Hermit crabs are anything but hermits. They're called hermit crabs because each one carries his shelter with him. In reality, hermit crabs are social animals that thrive in the company of other hermit crabs. In the wild, they live in large networks that facilitate the trading -- and sometimes outright stealing -- of shells.
>>981762What is the point of building up karma if we never intend to use it? Now seems like as good a time as any.
>>981781Are you saying that higher numbers is not a valid goal?
>>981794Only if those numbers correlate to bitches and hoes.
>>981783Why? It's perfect. We can call it the Lewdomancy Sub-School: BUTT MAGIC!
>>981781I don't think we are currently building up karma, and it can also be used for avoiding death, and other unexpected things.
Let's just give her the 'imbue weapon with x' spell. OR we could use the 'detect love' spell on Dyten for MAXIMUM SHIPPING!!!
>>981781we can use it to do the impossible. like having tali impregnate ceera.
>>981781Emergencies. At some point Tali will be in mortal danger. Like, real mortal danger and not something hilarious happening to him. He can use it then.Also I am in support of helping Anja spellcraft something... so long as she understands that Tali will have access to the spell as well.
>>981822This guy.... he knows whats up.
but seriously, i want to help he with her love troubles, not her "winning the contest" troubles.
>>981815Let's just give her this spell.
>>981833Dear fuck, did it get even more complicated?
>>981833What does that do?
>>981709Man. Sucks to be her. I do most of the spellcraft, and I am on my phone right now. We -could just give her the combat buff though. Tali needs to use the healing comfydamma. Add a sub branch to cloak the folks in petal shaped energy shield.
>>981846>First creates a sword if the caster doesn't have one.>Then sharpens it, vibrates it at high speed, imbues it with violent rending of targets, makes it home in on targets, excludes it from magic, and adds a Giga Punch effect to increase its power. None of these affect the caster unless they allow it.>On command, it can drop the magic-exclusion in order to absorb other magic and weave it together with the spell's own, fusing them into a single effect.>Also on command, it can shoot blades of sharpened air or water (whichever is nearby) and imbue them with the sword's magic.With "Giga Punch" being pic related
>>981833Maybe this is too powerful to give to somebody.
>>981833>>981855HOW ABOUT NO
>>981858Nah it is fine to hand out since no one we know has the skill to cast it properly
>>981846As far as I can tell, it reads "Target mana gem implodes halfway though spell".
>>981833>>981866We have confirmation that it works? Is very complicated.
>>981833Might want to show that to Ceera. Also, how mana expensive would it be?
>>981833This spell does not work. Just give her the combat buff that she can actually use and that actually fucking works.
>>981943Can we make some sort of compound rune that makes the spell fail if used on Tali?
>>981970Sure, but unless she's an idiot she could take the spell and do some group study to excise the limiter unless you really weave it in.
>>981970Not without it being obvious or easily removed. Honestly, if evil eye can magic, it might Fuck things up.
>>981980Alternately, I think comfy is a part of the limiters. This thing is immune to comfy and would therefore just blow itself out.
Larro is Kill?
>>982024Actually, I guess I accidentally built in a fail-safe. It requires a humanoid comprehension of pain tolerance and body equilibrium to function in a stable, sustainable fashion. You have to be calm and in control or it will just fail, painfully. Otherwise, it's a great spell, perfect for her really. Might make up for ice cream as well.
>>982054Made it back. Update soon
>>982065So are BananaTalis the official unit of measurement in this quest? How does one meter compare to one bT?
>>982069One bT is equal to roughly 2.3 meters.
Guys, Gears is poking the dragon again.
>>982065i want to bully that dragon.
>>982083That's like 7.5 feet.
>>982133Tali is an elf. They are pretty tall.
>>982133wow, Tali (and everyone else) is tall.
>>981616"<I think they're somewhat creepy.>">>981620"<Very wellI DO NOT AGREE TO THISYour input is not needed. Not after what you pulled...>">>981629"<Ah... I'll tell you...>"1/3
>>982142>"<I think they're somewhat creepy.>"Ceera and Vaisi think they're cute. In fact Tali coulda got rid of them, but Ceera convinced him otherwise.
>>982137>>982139>>982133I think that includes the banana
>>982162But then it's not an accurate measurement since the scale stacks the bts feet to head, not feet to banana top.
>>982142<I first saw him a few months into the school year.I train with the Thorn Class every day and I have watched the boys train as well.Not for any particular reason. I would watch anyone train. It helps me learn.Then, he walked in. A man in the Root Class. I watched him spar against Vellath Mar. A match between boys, completely meaningless but also so important to them.I saw him use magic in ways that I would never have seen otherwise. He had wands with him. A fairly rare artifact but one that many would see as a crutch. But not for him. He would weave powerful spells by combining them together, using multiple wands to achieve powerful effects.When he did it...It was like watching someone dance.His style got my attention.And when something has my attention, I look deeper into it.I found out more about the man behind the dance. He is a sweet man, one who seems to be able to make friends with anyone. He has no problems fitting in, with chatting. He is so outgoing.So unlike me.I want to be his friend. And, perhaps...We could have lunch together.But every time I try to ask him I am too nervous.And then Beleth takes over and ruins the moment...So, this competition is my chance to get his attention. He's watching me, right now. I'm going to use this as an in.I normally have nothing to talk about but... My experiences in the contest are something.And if I win I'll look even better.>
>>982180I'm still fairly sure he's gay. But, whatever. We shall help you get your lunch with Wandy McGayguy!
>>982180Okay, we have several potential spells you might use, but it would be better to know how well you can cast spells, and what degree of complexity you can handle.Does anyone want to tell her we think he might be gay?
>>982180you can ask tali for help, it's called the bro code. guys help their guy friends hook each other up. so tali can send him to you.
>>982180we will help you but again this boy may favor men to women
>>982180> 1. What do you already personally know?> 2. What type of spell do you think would appeal to him and/or Thorn in general?> 3. I want you to realize that Tali is doing this for arguably better reasons. Petal has lost this competition for years now, and if anyone deserves a win, it would be them. Still, we can help you with netting a guy.
>>982180I'm sure we can get you a lunch with him in any case.
>>981634<I can not just ask such things...Matters of the heart are a delicate thing.>>981641I've yet to see him flirt with other men...>>981642>>981643They are one in the same.>>981646It is a part of my people's culture. You are not the first to ask. You will not be the last.>>981713Thank you.>>981833I see...This spell is quite complicated and has a few erro-THIS WILL KILL YOU.I can see that. Don't worry, I am the best spellcaster among Thorn. Well, in terms of actually formulating a spell. I have been told I lack imagination.So, perhaps this will be it. But, let me replace Sword with Spear.>>Anja works on the spell, editing it while her demon yells at her through her own mouth.>Soon, a spell that both her and the demon agree are passable, is crafted."<Done. The Vorpal Spear is ready... Shall we try it out? I have never worked on a spell so complex before. If this works we will have an amazing spell. If it is wrong it may explode my spear and kill me with shrapnel.Or... I could go with something I'm more familiar with. But all I am good with is enhancing my own body.>"
>>982180Fear not,you shall have our support, though I don't think winning this contest will bring you as much attention as you feel it willBut if having that crown will give you the courage to ask him to lunch then we shall help you get it
>>982180What do you mean? You've already got something to talk about. You're interested in his fighting style. You could ask him about that, and I'm sure he'd be glad to talk about it in detail. Then you could tell him about your own magic fighting skills and compare notes, maybe lead the conversation to other topics that interest him...Or maybe the real problem is that you're too shy to talk to him. In that case, you could leave a note for him and invite him to meet up with you.
>>982207Well, let it be said, Giga punch is right up there.
>>982180All right, so you want to use the competition to impress him. So mabye something big, flashy, and somewhat dangerous for a spell?
>>982207Maaaaaaybe we should try something more your speed. I'm sure Tali would feel extremely guilty if you did something like this and ended up killing yourself.
>>982207Perhaps a spear with tenets that improve nerve conductivity, harden the skin, increase muscle density, pressurizes the blood and dulls the pain responses? Temporary of course.
>>982207Gurl, yo body fine enough as it is. You tryina get all the school's booty to yoself? Daaayum, that ain't a bad idea. You go gurrrl!
>>982224spell* derp sorry.
>>982207>If it is wrong it may explode my spear and kill me with shrapnel.If it's wrong, I'd like to be in a place where Professor Holly is so we can get you fixed up super fast if it does kill you.
>>982207I'd recommend against trying spells that are far more complicated than you're used to casting and outside your area of expertise. You should use some similar but less complicated spells as practice first.What kind of spell are you looking to cast? It's supposed to represent your class's values, so what are those and how might your spells reflect them?
>>982207Welp, there's nothing left to do except to go stab something.
>>982207Well, it's good to test the limits of your magical abilities and expand your skillset. But complicated high-powered spells aren't the safest way to do that.
>>982207It is very risky, so at least take some precautions, if you're going to try it.
>>982207I have no idea what the fuck you did to that mess, but be careful. Throw it through a hole in a steel plate or something and prepared to run. Why we aren't just giving you the combat buff spell that makes you stronger, faster, etc, with a glowing aura of protection, I don't know, but just be safe.
>>982254should we get ready to make sure she doesn't die?
>>982214<I am not shy.I just find it difficult to approach someone and simply strike up a casual conversation.>>>982254>>982245>>982236<Alright, let's try it out on something.>>She goes to the Thorn Training Grounds and approaches one of the dummies there. She hefts the spear in her hand, casts the spell, and throws it.>While it soars through the air she quickly hides behind a heavy cube of dense material.>She hears an odd sound. Like wind screaming and metal being torn in half.>When she peeks over the crate she sees that not only has the dummy been destroyed but so has her spear and the ground immediately around it. Small holes also pepper the walls behind the dummy and the front of the cube she was hiding behind.<Okay.So at least when this kills me I will have some friends to accompany me when we enter the cycle.Good thing we tried this out.>"Attention," A voice says, "Five minutes until the next trial begins."<F-five minutes!?But!The spell has errors! Something I added must be wrong!I can't fix it and test it again in five minutes!>
>>982282Well, if the problem is collateral damage, maybe the spell needs to be more specific in its targeting?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>982282I'm sure you can fix it with our help!
>>982282Just go with it as is judges love proof of consept it shows an a line of thought and creative lines of thought plus its impressively destuctive which will get the boys attention and conforms to your classes ideals
>>982282Well, you have no idea what the trial is. Keep that one under your cap in case something has to die. Alternately, use this.
>>982298Does she have a mana crystal though?
>>982282why not add a shield that will contain the shrapnel and blast to a certain area centered around the spear?
>>982282Well, it kind of works. I suppose we'll have to see what the trial is, and use something else if it is not suitable.
>>982282Looks fine to me. It's just far more powerful than you need it to be. Either modify it to make sure the shrapnel never travels in the direction the spear came from, or reduce the power on it so it doesn't produce so much shrapnel.
>>982282What about a Vacuum Butt Cannon, where you made a destructive shockwave by thrusting out your butt at your opponent?
>>982282Holy shit, it's a reusable, magical grenade!
>>982293>>982306>>982309<This requires more testing! I'm not sure if it can work!What did I do wrong?The spell looked perfect....Was it being a sword vital?Maybe if I just...>"The Trial begins in 3 minutes"Ah!<Need to go to the Root Room!>>Anja gathers up her spellbook, another spear, and you, then runs to the Root Classroom.>Everyone is gathered there and her third eye quickly zones in on the reason she agreed to even do this contest. He's watching, from afar, while chatting with a few of his classmates.<He is here...>>Everyone takes a spot on the stage."Greetings, everyone! This Trial will have all of our contestants showing a spell of their own design that best represents their class! You will get bonus points for how well it represents your class and for how impressive the spell is. Hope you guys have been working hard. First up is the Petal Class!">Tali takes the stage."Uhm... B-behold!" He casts a spell. A bowl of ice cream sits on a table in front of him. "Ice cream!"...."Well, sister, I suppose ice cream is delicious and used to help heal the throat...""I'm sensing a theme with this one, dear sister. Next is Root Class!">Flora goes to the center stage and places a pear on the table."Uhm... M-many things are... Well, they're made out of the same stuff... On a uhm.... Infinitely small level. So we uh... We just shift the matter around and...">She casts a spell, changing the pear into an apple."Ta-da... It is the same as a uhm... A normal apple. But uh... Don't eat it... A meeka we gave this to ending up growing tumors...""Wow, sister, look at that. A very impressive spell.""And potentially lethal. Very much like Root Class.""Next is Thorn.""What do you think this spell will be? A spell to flex better?">Anja thumbs through her spell book.>>982298Hmm...<Something showy but potentially dangerous....Or solid and reliable...What do you think?>
>>982375fuckin Knife ear, truly he is lost with out us.
>>982375Dammit Tali! You're suppose to go "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! ICE CREAM!" then it has to murder someone. >Something showy but potentially dangerous....Showy but Potentially Dangerous! Showy but Potentially Dangerous!