In a time of global crisis, an elite international task force known as Overwatch was formed. Soldiers, scientists, adventurers, and oddities: together, they ended the Omnic Crisis and restored peace to a war-torn world. The heroes of Overwatch kept peace for a generation, inspiring an era of exploration, innovation, and discovery. After many years, Overwatch became troubled, and finally disbanded. World conflict began to rise again. Overwatch was gone…but the world still needed heroes. You are a young man who's been many things: adventurer, treasure hunter, freedom fighter, and international criminal. Recently you encountered the re-formed Overwatch: a grand title for two ex-agents, Winston and Tracer, operating as outlaws out of an abandoned Watchpoint. Despite their down-and-out-status, or perhaps because of it, you were inspired to join them. You left your old life behind to become the first recruit of the new Overwatch.Now you and Tracer are travelling the globe, defending the people of the world from harm and searching for potential agents to rebuild Overwatch. The world needs heroes. Maybe you can be one of them.Updates: https://twitter.com/ravenkingquestsPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Overwatch%20Questffgt
Glad I left that thread open to get this.
First for bullying D.Va
>>1007054Dont bully the waifu anon
I wanna take a shit off the top of the Grand Canyon if we're going to Arizona.
>>1007072But she's just asking for it.We should eat all her Doritos.
Previously on Overwatch Quest:After the battle at Eichenwalde, Reinhardt and his armorer Brigitte were ready to join the team. Before you left, you encountered a strangely non-aggressive Bastion unit, and convinced it to join you at Gibraltar.The next day was spent working with Winston in his laboratory, developing a mechanism of your combined design for your first ultimate ability: the Shadowshot.
>>1007077>Implying the mega-corps don't have a monopoly on shitting tours of Office Depot Presents: The Grand Canyon and Supply Emporium
>>1007072>he waifus somebody who uses "gamer" lingo in public
>>1007090so long as turds fly into red-rock crevices I don't care
>>1007085Only if its really small but annoying things like putting mentos in her Mountain Dew.>>1007091Different strokes for different folks anon. although that does get grating, and I'm more of a Mercy person anyways
>>1007072>D.Va being waifu>Not MercyD.Va is only for bully and for eventual friendship after a bonding moment. But until then we annoy the shit out of her by messing up her streams and shit.
>>1007098>>1007097Although I find small asian attractive Mercy is best waifu.
>>1007097>>1007098>>1007105>All these Mercyfags>Not wanting to worship the glorious buttocks of Genji-kun
It's evening on the day you created the Shadowshot, and you're alone in the crew quarters.You pick up a nearby datapad. There are several things you've been thinking about, ever since you joined up. Some of them are thorny problems, going to take a while to figure out. But there's at least one thing you've decided on. You open your Overwatch profile and type something in."Name change acknowledged," says Athena. "Good evening, Seeker.""Hi, Athena.""Your first mission went quite well. I hope your journey to America will also prove successful.""Thanks." You think back to the discussion earlier this evening.The Command Center is out by the launch pad, a vast room of dark walls and white surfaces. Winston had set up a holographic projector displaying a map of the globe, marking crisis points and potential agents.The other four agents were there: Winston, Tracer, Mercy, and Reinhardt. All veterans of the original Overwatch crew. Two founding members, and two of the three first wave of recruits. Voicing your opinion in front of them was a little intimidating, but once you got started, it went well. "If we go to Arizona," you told them. "We can get McCree to join up with us, and shut down the Deadlock Gang at the same time." That was enough to convince them, and they all seemed satisfied to follow your proposal.You sigh and flop back on your bunk. It's great that they're taking your advice and all, but you're supposed to be the new guy, and you're already starting to feel the pressure here.You look at your datapad. Athena's icon is rotating slowly in the corner. "Athena ...">Am I in charge here?>Reinhardt said something about you being a "god-mind"?>What sort of functions do you possess?>Never mind. Just show me the mission screen.>Something else.
>>1007098>Barge into her room while she is streaming Starcraft as Box D.Va>Replace Mountain Dew with Squirt>If she's shorter than us, call her short person names like "squirt" or "pipsqueak">Tease her about her crushes>Eventually turns into weird, dysfunctional brother/sister relationship that has to be moderated by Soldier 76/Ana/ReinhardtHow else do we bully the gremlin child?
>>1007124>>What sort of functions do you possess?
>>1007124>>What sort of functions do you possess?>Am I in charge here?Better get this madness started!
>>1007124>What sort of functions do you possess?Best to know what we're working with in my opinion
>>1007124>>Reinhardt said something about you being a "god-mind"?>>What sort of functions do you possess?
>>1007127We could stream snipe her Starcraft games
>>1007124>Reinhardt said something about you being a "god-mind"?>Who is in charge?Without 76 we don't really have anybody as a clear leader. All Winston is doing is showing us places we can go without telling us where we should go.
>>1007153I assume Reinhardt would take up the role as leader. If anything, we'd be a close adviser.
>>1007127>Implying Reinhardt wouldn't want to get a box D.Va costume of his ownIsn't he a fan of her? S76 and Ana would probably have to deal with us.
>>1007124>Am I in charge here?
>>1007173Now when we meet Reaper or Genji we have to ask if it would kill him if we took off the mask.
>>1007183>If I ult'd you, would you die?
>How to bully D.VaInstall Windows 10
>>1007122>Implying you can't waifu somebody while admiring Genji Glutes. We got to compliment him on that ass, not even gay, we just have an inadequate ass compared to him.
>>1007189now that's just fucked up man
>>1007187>No, but it would be extremely painful.
>>10071984 U UUU
"What sort of functions do you possess, Athena?""That is a bit like asking what sort of functions you possess, Seeker. Your human mind can learn to do many things. I am much the same way."In terms of what is useful to you: I have written myself several routines for monitoring worldwide data and communciations. When I detect crisis points or potential Overwatch agents, I will flag them for your notice. I am also equipped with real-time data on current agents, including location, biometric readouts, and personality analysis matrix, allowing you to monitor your team status at any time.""Hold on," you say. "You keep saying "you". Do you mean the team, or me, specifically?""You, Seeker.""Wait. Am I ... " You gather your thoughts for a moment. "Am I in charge here? You can't be serious. I know Winston is letting me choose the missions, but I thought ... I thought I was the new guy?""My personality analysis matrix suggests that you have the character traits best suited for a leadership role," says Athena. "The others may be responding to this despite their seniority, with or without realizing it.""What about Reinhardt? He's big and brave, a veteran, leads from the front. Isn't he more suited?""Reinhardt Wilhelm is bold but reckless," says Athena. She calls up a biometric readout of Reinhardt. "He is also sixty-two years old. While still vigorous, due to age and repeated trauma, he is at risk for a number of ailments."You sigh and rub your forehead. "Damn. No idea how I'm going to handle that. You know, speaking of Reinhardt, he said something about you being a "god mind". Something to do with powerful AIs, and the Omnics. Is that true, are you one of these god minds?""No. I am an advanced artificial intelligence, and I was named for a god. But I am not like them.""How so?""In the way that I am assisting you and Overwatch and not attempting to purge organic life from the surface of the Earth.""Right, okay. That's good. Glad to have you on Team Human, Athena.""Likewise." You think you detect a hint of humor in the synthesized voice.(Continued)
Athena shows you the following screen:Overwatch Agent Status:Strike Team Alpha (2/6)SeekerTracerAvailable:MercyReinhardtUnavailable:Winston (Project: Comm Satellite)Bastion (Project: Bastion Diagnostic 1)Athena asks you, "Would you like to assign agents to Mission Team Alpha?">Mercy.>Reinhardt.>Both.>Neither.>Come up with a better squad designation than "Alpha".
>>1007292>Mercy and Reinhardt.>Better Squad Name; Hammer 1 we're going for a smash and grab of Mcree and the Deadiron Gang right?
>>1007292>NeitherWe are gonna need stealth and subtlety for this one most likely, and Rein needs Mercy to rest up properly.
>>1007292>Mercy.Reclaimer as the squad name
>>1007292>NeitherReinhardt is still recovering plus his suit is damaged and Mercy shouldnt be needed. But we should check up on her to see if she has her suit or not in case we do need her for a mission.
>>1007292>Reinhardt.I feel like we're gonna need someone heavy for Arizona.Also,>Ask if there's any armor left in the facilityWe're like Lucio-tier in terms of health IIRC
>>1007292>>Both.Gotta go whole ham when trying to get back an old teammate
>>1007292>Bring MercyReinhardt took a hell of a beating, and I'm hesitant to even bring Mercy with us since she could be helping him recover more. If she cleared him, then she can come.>Don't rename.Alpha is good until it no longer is.
>>1007292>>Neither.Reinhardt needs time to recover. Mercy needs to be there to make sure he does.Should be fine with just Seeker and Tracer. Also, I think Alpha sounds like a good name as it is.
>>1007292>>Neither.>>Come up with a better squad designation than "Alpha".(Lazarus)
>>1007366Why Lazarus? Is it because we're bringing Overwatch back from the dead?
>>1007374>Is it because we're bringing Overwatch back from the dead?yep
>>1007292This one >>1007366
>>1007299>>1007309>>1007322>>1007338>>1007366>>1007391You decide it's best if you leave the squad the way it is for now. Reinhardt still needs time to recover fully from the beating he took at Eichenwalde, and leaving Mercy with him will ensure he gets the healing he needs. Besides, this mission may require a subtle approach, and you get the feeling neither of them would be very good at blending in where you're going. And "Team Alpha" is a good name for now. Can't beat the classics.The speedy Aurora should get you to Arizona without much trouble. You try to calculate the time zones in your head. You'll basically chase the sun west. So whatever time of day you leave, that's about the time of day you'll arrive at your destination.Drop Time:>Immediately (2100)>0600>1800
>>1007400>1800If we need to make a quick escape, it's best that we do it in the cover of darkness.
>>1007400>>0600we ride at dawn cowboys and girls
So there were proposals back in thread 1 that we get training from Mcree and Genji for shots and slashes, but what if we got sword training from Hanzo instead?Blizz has stated that Hanzo is the better swordsman of the two, he just vowed to never use swords again after he MDKed Genji
>>1007400>>Immediately (2100)It'll be a smash and grab--we can convince McCree once he's back at base. Let's just get in there, grab him, and get out before first light peeks over the monoliths in Monument Valley.
>>1007402>>1007406>>1007400>0600Get there, scout around, make a plan, get McCree and the rest should almost fall into place.
>>1007413>not wanting to RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
>>1007425> Not wanting TWO dragon swordsBut in all seriousness I doubt we could use the dragons, something about it being a Shimada only thing
If we're expecting McCree to be friendly shouldn't we leave at 11:00? So we have an hour to find him before his powers reach their zenith.
>>1007417We could get help from both. We'd just have to start with Genji since he's already an OW agent and he would probably be more fun to be around.Plus if we train under him, we get to see that ass in action
>>1007443He may be friendly, but knowing his history, he probably has some unfinished business that he's doing which we're most likely going to getinvolved in.
we have a triple tie some one vote
>>1007421>>1007400This was meant to say 1800
>>1007471>>1007479>still tiedOK fine, I'm calling it for 0600 because on the map you're going to it's daytime in the game.
>>1007486Hold on, we can compromise. What's between 0600 and 1800? kek
You and Tracer leave bright and early the next morning. She takes the Aurora up into the morning sky and heads west.It's a several hour journey over the Atlantic and North America. Tracer doesn't have much to do after she engages the autopilot. She leans back in her seat and props her feet up, crossing her legs over the armrest. "Seeker, eh? I saw you decided on your, what was it you called it? Your "official Overwatch name or whatever." Athena told me you used to be some kind of treasure hunter, right? Is that where you got the idea? Or is it something about how we're "seeking" Overwatch agents together?" "A little of both, I guess.""Seeker. I like it. Sounds a bit like Tracer to me, though," she adds, and giggles.>I'm okay with that. We're a team.>Don't get cute. Stay focused.>Any ideas for how to kill some time on the trip?>What do you expect to find in Arizona?>Something else.
>>1007507Hey look on the bright side when we solve his problems we get to walk into the sunset with him.
>>1007511>>Any ideas for how to kill some time on the trip?>>What do you expect to find in Arizona?think of it this way we ride at dawn
>>1007511>>I'm okay with that. We're a team.also lets cuddle
>>1007514>>Any ideas for how to kill some time on the trip?this
>>1007511>A little bit of everything+Would McCree be up for training us with pistols?
>>1007511>(Jokingly) Great, can't wait to see the bootleg toys mix them up
>>1007511>I'm okay with that. We're a team.>Any ideas for how to kill some time on the trip?Anyone else want to try some bad flirting lines?
Hey, I caught another one of these.>>1007511>I'm okay with that. We're a team
>>1007511>>Any ideas for how to kill some time on the trip?Teasing ships, Raven?We all know Symmetra is gonna be the one to with the Seerkb Owl
>>1007541HahahahahahaSymmetra literally represents everything wrong with the world, in Seeker's eyes.
>>1007541Sure but Pharah's thighs are spicy, and what treasure hunter wouldn't want to stare for hours?
>>1007541>SymmetraNever has one been so wrong.We all know Mercy will win the Seeker Bowl. Seeker is already into her and Raven is biased towards her. Not that I'm complaining. Continue with the bias.
>>1007511>I'm okay with that. We're a team.>Any ideas for how to kill some time on the trip?
>>1007541>>1007562>>1007567I'm holding out for the underdog Ana Amari
>>1007572This if only for the reactions it'd get from the rest of the team
>>1007517>>1007541>>1007567>>1007572Keep building your social links and see what happens.
>>1007581Isn't she gay though?
>>1007585This is a quest, canon is a matter of qm opinion
>>1007585We agreed that can be settled by making her Bi.
>The Waifu Wars have begunCheck in everyone.Who /Mercy/ here?
>>1007511>"So... about McCree. You think he's the sort of guy to just link back up with his old crew?"
>>1007572That moment when we become Big P's stepdad
>>1007594Honestly, I'm sexual for Pharah, Tracer, or Widowmaker, but pure for Mercy
>>1007572Sniper Gran-Gran is truly the dark horse waifu of them all
>>1007599You get a waifu and a daughteruIt's a win-win
>>1007637I'm worried that someone would wish for us to ask Ana if she shares.
>>1007645Shame on you, daughterus are not for sexual They're for spoiling and cuddling
>>1007645It's not a worry, it's more of an inevitability.
C'mon, guys, this is hecka stoopid, no waifus for now, we need to get Overwatch back together.
>>1007659Have you actually seen the OW fanbase as a whole? The game, and by extension the setting, is made for waifu wars.
>>1007659Or, ooor, we Waifu widow and destroy overwatch from the inside.
>>1007668now that's dumb as hell on so many different levels
>>1007659>implying waifus aren't the most important part of any questReally though, no worries dude, just killing time while the qm writes
>>1007668See the problem with that plan is getting close enough to Widow to interact with her in a way that doesn't involve getting a hole through our head
>>1007667I thought it was about shooting shit at people and robuts.>>1007668No>>1007670I agree>>1007671Oh okay.
>>1007678No, no, it's about shouting shit at the people who control the humans and robotsNo worries, it's a common mistake
>>1007684It's all about getting salty at every possible occurrence in and around the game actually.
So I found out something interesting looking for more pics to shitpost the quest with when I realized something about Lucio's hair.Those aren't ludicrously oversized dreadlocks on his head.They're speakers shaped like dreadlocks.
>>1007697well his hair end clips are not his hair
>>1007697Ya just noticed this? Nah bro, I think he has speaker caps on the end of his dreads.
>>1007697You guys do realize that he's gonna be our main bro in this, right?We are gonna get one sick theme song
>>1007668OR OR ORWe don't, but we rek HER insides?
"I'm okay with that," you say in reply. "We're a team. So if our names are similar, that's cool with me. Seeker and Tracer. That's got a ring to it, right? Sounds like a pair of badasses to me.""Hehe. Yeah, that is pretty cool. Although maybe it should be Tracer and Seeker," she adds. Her voice is kidding, but her smile is sincere."I can't wait to see the bootleg toys mix them up. I just hope they don't mix anything else up. Not sure how I'd look in yellow leggings."Tracer laughs. "Yeah, can't say it'd be a good look on you, mate."It's a pretty good look on you, you think about saying, taking a moment to admire those legs. But no. You're going to be working with this girl for some time. No need to blunder into things too early. "So," you say instead. "Any ideas for what we can do on the trip?" Dammit, that sounds like a pick-up line too."Want to watch Six-Gun Killer?" suggests Tracer. "That should get us in the right frame of mind for a trip to the Wild West. I've got to keep an eye on the Aurora here even with the autopilot. But I've seen it before.""Okay, sure," you say. "Why does he have six guns?""Cause he's got six arms, of course. Needs a gun for each hand. Are you daft or wot?" Tracer grins at you. "Let me queue it up here."The sounds of gunshots and lonesome guitar music fill the cabin as the Aurora soars over the Atlantic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ(Continued)
>>1007707Lucio is definitely bro-tier.
>We become bros with Lucio>Lucio and D.Va would be friends based on the interactions>Everytime D.Va wants to hang with Lucio she has to deal with us bullying herAll according to plan
The Aurora swoops in over the Arizona badlands, a land where erosion has sculpted rock into bizarre and awe-inspiring shapes. You pass by strange stone formations and monoliths, canyons and mesas. The sunrise casts long shadows in front of you."Remind me where we're headed, exactly?" you ask Tracer."Someplace called Deadlock Gorge. It's just a handful of buildings on the new Route 66. A gas station, a diner, and accordin' to intelligence, a big bunch of nasty wankers called the Deadlock Rebels. They're set up in a warehouse nearby, and have been hangin' about at the local dive bar."Tracer starts searching for a landing spot on the outskirts of town. "Where did you want to head first, mate?">Big Earls's Gas Station, 24-Hour Service>Deadlock Propane and Propane Accessories>The High Side dive bar>The Panorama Diner>The Warehouse on the edge of town
>>1007712Still want the squad name to be reclaimer or some searching type name.
>>1007707Best wingman, definitely>>1007726>They couple up>We're the annoying third wheel that won't leave either of them alone>>1007729>Deadlock Propane and Propane Accessories[INSERT HANK HILL JOKE HERE]
>>1007729>Deadlock Propane and Propane AccessoriesPropane
>>1007729>Deadlock Propane and Propane AccessoriesBe direct. We're finding McCree and GTFOing.>>1007726Pic related
>>1007729>Deadlock Propane and Propane AccessoriesNO PROPANE, NO GAIN
>>1007729>>The Panorama DinerI'm a sucker for diners
>>1007726>McCree sees this>one time after the weekly bully, he takes us aside, leans down, and whispers in our ear in his rough southern accent>"You sly dog, she never even saw it commin"
We are all Hank inside. Just a little bit
>>1007761A man trying to stick to his principals and do what's right in a world that he just can't quite understand? Or is it just the apparent undying love for clean burning fuels?
>>1007766bit of both
>>1007761I believe, Hank, I believe in the propane.>>1007766Both. (And holy shit that's a noble take on Hank Hill, I like it.)
>>1007756>Weekly bullyHoly shit, whoever came up with the idea that we should bully D.Va is a god amongst Anons.
>>1007771The show does like to take the piss out of Hank often, showing how he just seems kinda goofy and uninformed about a lot of things, but it also goes just as far to establish he's just trying to do right by the people he cares about. I feel like a lot of the people who watched the show didn't really catch on to those traits and just stuck to the more obvious stuff. I appreciate a character like that.
>>1007772She's an easily excitable young adult and we're probably one of the closest heroes to her in age range.It's like pouring gasoline on a grease fire.
"Let's check out that propane store," you suggest. "Everybody needs propane around here, right? Not many fossil fuels still around these days. I'll bet the guy who works there knows everyone around here."Tracer settles the Aurora down in a sheltered spot nearby. The two of you walk into town, passing by Big Earl's gas station."Wish I'd brought me cowboy hat," says Tracer. "I coulda blended right in.""Maybe we can find a place that sells them," you say.The town is barely waking up, but Deadlock Propane has an OPEN sign, so you walk in. Inside is a square-angled omnic with a rectangular head and some kind of goggles strapped to its face. "Hey there, strangers," it says. "Welcome to Deadlock Propane. Name's Hank H-111, and I sell propane and propane accessories. What can I do for you?""Hey there, Hank. We were looking for something.">Describe McCree, ask if Hank's seen him.>Offer a bribe.>Ask about the town.>Ask about the Deadlock Rebels.>Buy some propane and/or propane accessories.>Something else.
>>1007798HANKHAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU RECENTLY, RAVEN?>Describe McCree, ask if Hank's seen him.>Offer a bribe.With our crime money.
>>1007772>Bully D'VaJust a little bit. Enough to earn the occasional shove, on at most a punch in the shoulder.We must troll her softly, lest we lose that cool, if somewhat jerkish older brother dynamic with her, and graduate to out-and-out jerkass.
>>1007798>Buy some propane and/or propane accessoriesPortable propane stove is always handy >Ask about the town.>Ask about the Deadlock Rebels.
>>1007798>>Ask about the town.You also need to describe it's damaged rear chassis and double-plated neck.
>>1007798>Describe McCree, ask if Hank's seen him.>Ask about the town.>Ask about the Deadlock Rebels.
>>1007803We need to do what was suggested earlier. Dress up as box D.Va and show up whenever she streams.
>>1007798>>Describe McCree, ask if Hank's seen him.>Ask about the town.And last but not least>Buy some propane and/or propane accessories.How else is he gonna fund Robo-Bobby through Clown College?
>>1007802Changing >Bribe with crime moneyto >Buy propane and propane accessories while quoting Hank Hill with crime money.
>>1007802>>1007829>with crime moneyMONDATA DANGIT SEEKER
>>1007841SEEKER, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
>>1007847This unit will tell you what
>>1007798>Describe McCree, ask if Hank's seen him.Buy some propane and/or propane accessories.
"I'll take a camping stove and some propane for it," you say. It might come in handy, you never know."Well you came to the right place, I tell you hwat." The Omnic ambles over to the accessories."Tell me about your town here," you say. "Nice little place.""Well sir, we ain't rightly a town so much as a handful of folks making a living off the Route. That's Route 66 I mean, only highway connecting Hollywood and New Vegas to the East. That little street out there connects right to it, over by the Panorama. So we get truckers and tourists stopping by there for a bite to eat, or at Big Earl's for gas, or here for some propane or propane accessories." The omnic adjusts his spectacles. "Or at least, we did. Those damn Rebels have moved in again. This her stove should suit you just fine. Let me get a tank ready for you.""Thanks. Hey, I've heard a friend of mine was in the area, I was trying to track him down and say hello." You're about to describe him as "a cowboy" before you realize that could describe at minimum half the local population. "He's about average height, smokes cigars, wears a red poncho. Carries a big magnum.""Huh. I think I may have seen the man. Scruffy looking type, ain't he?"Tracer says, "Definitely.""Yeah, that fella was in my store just the other day. Bought the same thing as you, a portable cookin' stove and some propane. He was askin' me all about those no-good Deadlock goons. Seemed like one of them outlaw types. I told him, "Now you listen to me, mister! I work for a living, and I mean real work. I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. If you aim to join up with those good fer nothing punks, you can just take your business elsewhere."""But you still sold him the propane.""He said he didn't plan on it. Something about unfinished business. Very serious fella.""Sounds like Jesse to me," says Tracer."Where do you think we might find him?""Not sure where he'd be staying," says Hank. "The Cave Inn is our hotel, but it's a little, er, under-maintained right now. Since it's morning, maybe he's having breakfast at the Panorama."You and Tracer exit the building. "I'm going to stash my new camping stove in the Aurora," you say. "And then ...">Panorama Diner>The High Side bar>Deadlock Warehouse>Something else
>>1007867>Panorama DinerFollow the trail, anons.
>>1007867>Panorama DinerHe's probably not here if he's using the propane stove
>>1007867>>Panorama DinerI enjoy our interactions with the locals. Also maybe Tracer shouldn't come with us to the diner.
>>1007867>>Panorama DinerDid we eat before we left? We could grab some coffee ourselves.
>>1007867>Panorama DinerTime to get some hashbrowns and ham. Nothing like diner fare.
>>1007867>Panorama DinerIf we're lucky, we'll happen upon a McCree.
You and Tracer head to the Panorama Diner. It's a squad, red building right between the road and the gorge, with a view of the surrounding mountains. You push open the door with the tinkling of a bell, and enter.Inside is a diner that's clearly seen better days. You pass by a battered jukebox as you enter. Behind the counter is an old man in a white apron, mopping a spot on the counter with a rag, giving every appearance of having stood there mopping that same spot for thirty years. You glance to the left as you walk inside, not really expecting to find what you were looking for, which makes it all the more surprising when you see that exact thing: a man in a red poncho and cowboy hat, sitting at a table along the left wall."Well now," he drawls, looking at Tracer. "You seem familiar, ma'am. Ain't I seen you someplace before?""Jesse!" says Tracer. She blinks across the room to his table. "It feels like it's been ages!""It's been long enough, that's for sure. Who's this feller here? New boyfriend?""H-he's my new teammate, Seeker." Tracer's cheeks turn red."Seeker, is it? Howdy." The cowboy extends his right hand, the flesh-and-blood one, and you shake it. "Name's McCree. You fellers had breakfast? Why don't you get yourselves some food and sit down? I wouldn't drink the coffee, though. Always tasted like boiled dirt."(Continued)
Choose your meal:>Steak 'N' Eggs>Bacon 'N' Bacon>Peas 'N' Thank You>World Famous Roadkill Burger>Taco Tornado>Grilled Cheese Please!>Liver 'N' Onions>Mashed Taters Over Salt
>>1007908>>World Famous Roadkill Burger
>>1007908>>Steak 'N' Eggsyou cant not have stake an eggs you just cant
>>1007908>Bacon 'N' BaconWhen in doubt, always go with Bacon!
>>1007908>>Steak 'N' EggsBecause fuck everything that isn't steak that's why
>>1007908>>Taco TornadoDoes the tornado refer to what it looks like on the plate or what it feels like once it hits your gut?
>>1007908>Steak N' Eggs
>>1007908>Steak 'N' EggsGood, well-rounded breakfast.
>>1007908>Steak 'N' EggsHashbrowns on the side.
>>1007908>Steak 'N' Eggs
>>1007921It's gonna be Steak and Eggs.
"Got to go with the Steak 'N' Eggs," you say. "You can't not have steak and eggs. It's a well-rounded breakfast.""A fine opinion, if I say so myself," says McCree."Can you get me a World Famous Roadkill Burger, Seeker?" says Tracer. "I got to find out if it's really roadkill, and if so, what that tastes like."You order your food at the counter, with hash browns on the side. The old man cooks it up with unhurried but efficient movements. "Old Al's been cooking here for some thirty-odd years," says McCree. "Still ain't learned to boil a decent pot of coffee, though."You get back to the table with your food. Tracer and McCree are reminiscing about the old days. "And that's when I punched the feller right in the teeth," McCree is saying, laughing. "Had to eat with a straw for a while. Probably less than he deserved. But he never laid a finger on a woman like that again, not while I was around."You sit down, and McCree looks at you. His smile is polite, but his eyes, shadowed by the brim of his hat, are cool and measuring. "Young feller, you'd best be taking good care of our girl Lena here.""Doing my best," you say. "I think we're a good team."Tracer grins. "So far so good.""Glad to hear it. Now then, what brings you two out here to this dusty corner of the world? Surely you ain't tracking down a washed up old cowboy like myself?">We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting.>I hear you're getting mixed up with your old gang.>What do you know about what's happening in this town?>I had your action figure!>Something else.
>>1007937>We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting.>What do you know about what's happening in this town?>I had your action figure!jk
>>1007937>>We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting.>>I hear you're getting mixed up with your old gang.Try not to be blunt about the gang stuff. Just say, so what are you doing all the way out here.
>>1007937>Gettin' the gang back together>Couldn't do that without it's best shot, so we came lookin' for you.>...these hash browns are delicious.
>>1007937>>We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting.We're getting the band back together
>>1007937>>We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting.>>I hear you're getting mixed up with your old gang.
>>1007937>What do you know about what's happening in this town?
>>1007941Every time I see that picture I think "Dear lord, what happened to Jack's hand?!"
>>1007937>What do you know about what's happening in this town?>I hear you're getting mixed up with your old gang.
>>1007937>Overwatch needs a you>I hear you have unfinished business>What do you know about what's happening in this town?>Maintain Self Control...>...>I may or may not have your action figure.
>>1007937>Actually, that's exactly what we're lookin' to do.
>>1007941>McCree is leaning closer to Mercy's ass.>Mercy is with the band now too.He's in the bag.
>>1007941Anyword on who the black chick and mohawk dude are?
>>1007949No idea, but I just realized they've gotta' be close to their forties goin' by how old Jack and Anna are.
If and when we get to trying to recruit Genji, I feel like he and Zenyatta will be a package deal; either they both go, or no one does.If so, I don't see any reason why we wouldn't try for both of them. If Zenyatta doesn't actually want to join, then we should at least be able to convince him by stating that a friend of ours, namely Bastion, needs the sort of help we believe only Zenyatta can give him.Gotta play to Zenyatta's sense of good samaritanism, right?
>>1007948Kek>>1007951And yeah, Zenyatta is robut bro
>>1007937>We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting.>What do you know about what's happening in this town?>I had your action figure!
>>1007941>Reyes always wondered why Jack was chosen to be the face of OW when he has a permanent scowl on his face in these pictures.
>>1007951Genji would want both his brother and Zenyatta.
>>1007944I think that's Rein's hand.
The diner is quiet except for the ceiling fan, and a distant train whistle."I'm helping Tracer here get the band back together," you say. "We're the new Overwatch. And we're recruiting."McCree almost chokes on a piece of egg. He coughs, thumps his chest once, swallows. "Overwatch, huh. Haven't heard that name in a while. This your crazy idea, Lena?""Me and Winston," she says. "Yeah, that sounds about right. You two were the true believers. Even when all the shit hit the fan, and those damn fools in the original squad were drifting apart, you kept trying to make things work. And now here you are, still trying.""Jesse, if you're just going to make fun of me--""I'm ain't! I'm saying I admire that. But I still don't know." McCree looks away. "Without Gabe, or Jack, or the cap, it won't be the same. And the world don't want us no more. All those medals we earned, in the end, they were just fool's good. Overwatch is dead. Maybe we should let it stay that way.""You're right that it won't be the same," says Tracer. "Maybe we can't solve all the world's problems like before. But we can at least do something. Something to make a difference. So you're wrong. We shouldn't let it stay that way. We can't.""Even if I wanted to help you, missy -- which I ain't saying I do, mind you -- I've got things to do of my own. Unfinished business."The train whistle sounds again, closer this time. The tracks are a huge bridge spanning the gorge, practically overtop the diner, and you can see the train through the window, approaching from the opposite side."Is it something to do with what's going on in this town?" Tracer asks McCree."You could say that. I tracked down a few of my old compadres who I wanted some words with. Found out they were up to something. Something big. Dangerous. And I think it's soon." He shakes his head. "If I could just find out what--"You happen to be looking out the window when the bridge explodes.
>>1007962"Is it that?"
>>1007962Oh shit can we throw the shield down quick enough?
In a deafening crash of breaking steel and crushed concrete, the train crashes into the street outside. Debris flies everywhere. The ground shakes.Somehow this turns on the jukebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2EbJy-9dcI'm done for tonight. I'll be back tomorrow. Thanks for playing Overwatch Quest.
>>1007965Aight boss, seeya later. Thanks for running!
>>1007965Good run man.
>>1007965thanks for running
And to kill a little time, i'll pose this question In rule 63 overwatch, who is best waifu?Why?
>>1007969Obviously McCree, because southern accent and cowgirl.
Overwatch MC Status"Seeker"Age: 27Nationality: CanadianOccupation: Adventurer / CriminalAffiliation: New OverwatchHP: 200Move Speed: 5.5Abilities:Sword Form (1): Transform weapon into a plasma sword with a three-strike combination.Gun Form (2): Transform weapon into a mid-range rapid-fire blaster.Magnetic Shield (E): Block projectiles.Shadowshot (Q): Lock enemies in place with gravity tethers that amplify damage.Grav Boots (Passive): Jump higher, run on walls.
>>1007971I feel like we are missing an active ability
>>1007974>Lucio>Not GenjiHe has the best ass of all the guys so he would still have the best ass as a girl.
>>1007976You are. More upgrade options will become available soon.
>>1007979I vote for a bunny hop thing so we can get some air.
>>1007971This is a hard WIP, I combined a bunch of pictures that you posted and others and but until I get a hard confirmed/consensus on certain parts of the outfit this this is what I like or what Ive seen/read so far.More information on the weapon, boots, mask, jacket, color scheme, and gadgets would be helpful. >>1007974>>1007979To me the block projectile seems outta place, to me like some other heroes have similar ability. I know it is useful but like magnets and gravity can do other cool things. Like stick to walls instead of wall running like Lucio, or a support ability to give that mobility to others for a short duration. We still haven't like locked down on a role yet. But I am leaning towards getting Support abilities.
>>1007988Like a reverse Zenyatta!
>>1007988I dig that picture dawg.
>>1007988An idea would be a AOE stun ability, using gravity to "weigh" them down too much to stand. If reversed you'd just send them flying upwards or away from seeker.Another idea would be the ability, as discussed, to disrupt enemy's aim but that seems too broken without some limits.Also, we could consider getting another ability like launching our weapon in blade form like a boomerang aimed with magnetism. Kinda stupid but I love the idea of being able to toss it round obstacles and shit.Lastly, I suppose we could look into the possibility of some sort of ability based off of our name. E,g increased damage to one person / vision of them through walls allowing us to "seek" them out.Also that is quite a nice pic.
>>1007996That last one...What about a dart like Anna has, instead of sleeping it let's us see our enemy through the walls like you suggested. For a short time of course.
Following the Gravity/Magnet Idea for actives.A magnetic wire or bolo type gadget they when thrown and hits/wraps a single target makes them stick to a surface for a short duration or if two targets pulls them together and makes them stuck.A trap/tool that creates a surface when stepped on by the enemy makes them float in the air for a while uncontrollably, or if an ally it boosts their jumping mobility or walk up walks for a while.A special magnetic glove for when we throw our sword we can literally have it return to us or us go to it. No idea how this could be useful but like lightsaber throw my dawg. >>1007996>>1007999Or a dart round for our pistol that we shoot at someone/target it sticks to them and for a short duration our and ally bullets that hits that magnetic laser line/arc are attracted and curve to hit the target. Like that one gun from Resistance: Fall of Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXNkBuardwU
>>1007999That reminds me, where the fuck does ana get all those extremely powerful near instantaneously acting drugs that appear to have no negative effect?
>>1008002from oasis map
>>1007988I think it was agreed that our helmet is like the bottom left.
>>1008007It's one of our Alt Costumes.
>>1008002Mama never tells her secrets.
>>1007988Thanks for making this drawfriend. I'm personally in favor of using our own color scheme rather than the original Overwatch thing. I like the colors in this picture just not the shorts.Block projectile was always meant to be a placeholder ability. It was going to be replaced by whatever you equipped in your left hand slot ... which turned out to be your Ultimate. So it will change in some way based on Shadowshot, I suppose. It will be a defensive or utility ability of some kind.
>>1007971>plasma sword with a three-strike combination.Bless you OP you wonderful bastard.
I hope OP makes a mole with new OW. Or we get to use the weapon of the other agents bec clusterfuck happened
>>1008015First Epic skin for Seeker?
>>1007988NEEDS MORE BELTS AND ZIPPERSThough seriously this is some good shit drawfag. Have a crack ship for your efforts.
>>1007999A localized wallhack? Hanzo's sonar arrow already accomplishes that. >>1007996The stun ability is interesting, but Junkrat's Steel Trap already can lock down an opponent like that so it's kinda redundant. The reverse of it is like Lucio's Boop alt-fire for his gun, though that might be an option we could pursue.The blade toss also seems redundant since we already have a range weapon--unless it's something like a wide projectile. That and working out how it "controls" after leaving Seeker might be tricky.How about this: >Toss sword with E, it can embed in the ground or in a wall. Goes straight through opponents, deals damage>When it's in LOS (and at a reasonably close range), press E again to recall sword. Any opponent that is inbetween sword and Seeker receives damage as it flies back. Recall is near instantaneous--sword impacts are hitscan to avoid cheese (i.e. blasting someone back farther after recall and the blade just travelling all the way back to Seeker and hitting even more opponents).So basically it's a projectile going out, hitscan coming back. Recall can be done immediately after the sword is tossed and *hits* a wall or object--or is automatically returned after going past a certain distance and afterward cooldown begins.
>>1008043>>1008000The trap is an interesting one to pursue--but instead of halting an enemy entirely, what if it didn't cause any damaage, but docked enemy movement speed. Since it doesn't seem like we have a flashstep or anything like Tracer's Blink, it would allow us to close range to gank enemies with the sword. During brawls to contest points, it can be used to lock down singular opponents and put mobile Ult-using characters (Soldier 76, Genji, Bastion, Roadhog) at a significant disadvantange.Unless of course, y'know, they're already smashing your team--in which case you've turned this Ult-user into an angry turret.On the point.The point which you are trying to cap.And's it's Overtime.And you're contesting.Anyway--forgive the ramblings, I'm turning in for a couple hours.
>>1008043Nah nah, not like you shoot it at the ground or something and it's got a certain distance of effect, more like you stick it on an enemy, and you can see where they are for a while.
>>1008049Why don't we do something based off of Tracer's tech and Winstons shield tech, We chuck the device like a grenade.Once detonated it creates a sphere (like Winston's shield but a different effect). While enemies are inside it their movement speed is significantly reduced and their own cool down timers are slowed down, where as we move through it nicely.Pretty Much a Slow-mo Bubble.Because I was thinking about our set up. Why not develop something to suit our name, Seeker. We track then eliminate/capture.>Passive>Seeker RoundsBullets cause enemies who take HP damage to have their positions revealed until they encounter any source of healing.>Mouse 1Shoot our Machine Pistol/Slash with our blade>Mouse 2Alternate weapon Modes Pistol/Blade>Shift>Nul/Grav RIGLow Gravity movement and small speed boost for limited time>E>Repulsion FieldBrief channel that nullifies frontal damage for a very short amount of time.>Q>The Seeker's TrapSeeker throws a grenade which can also stick to surfaces. It will detonate after 2 seconds. When it detonates a large Sphere Shaped AoE blast goes out and forms a bubble which lasts for 5 Seconds. Enemies within this bubble have their movement speed significantly reduced and their ability cool-downs slowed also. This also slows falling or jumping naturally alongside rates of fire.Basically we find our prey, spring the trap and they are nigh helpless
>>1008089the slow mo bubble thing sounds goodbut i dislike the ult. also the seeker round thing would be pretty cool.if this was in game we would be pretty annoying though.
>>1007988Vote was for guy right?
Are we reverse reaper?I mean with mask, criminal, mobility and annoying Q
>>1007921The little bit of Indian Ancestry we have shields us from most bowel issues.
>>1007969Soldier 76. She's enchanting.
>>1008089While from a gameplay standpoint, it makes sense to limit our Loadout, I feel Seeker would constantly tinker with and change his gear up to maximize his effectiveness.Also, I feel our "Passive" should be our enhanced movement suite. As soon as we get around to building our full armor, our graviton rig would give us a mobility and agility boost to allow us to pull off a ton of parkour moves and wallrun.>>1007988Phenomenal Job mate. That's pretty much our standard Skin.>>1008015Put that color scheme on a more ragged outfit and you'd get our Origins skin.
Here's a really shitty drawing of what I think our gun should look like.
>>1007988How about changing the bullet block so we can put it on other guys to attract bullets to them?
>>1008241But it is funny.
>>1008089Wait, are we going for Offensive Hero? Because, so far, we've only really got mobility down. Our gun is kinda underpowered, if I'm reading things right, but our sword cuts through armor and does a shitload of damage. Our Ult is, honestly, really underwhelming. Unless it allows us to yank people around or something.I'd switch our abilities up a bit. Make our pistol an Energy Magnum or a Mass Driver that hits harder or make it some kind of rapidfire weapon. Our plasma sword is good as it is.Our Passive should probably be our increased mobility which lets us pull off Brink parkour combat.Our "Shift" should be a shield of some kind. A kinetically empowered shield that absorbs a certain amount of damage so long as we're moving.I really like the idea of the saber throw for "E." The drawback of us being unarmed might be outweighed by the sheer amount of damage the sword would do.Now that I think about it though, that makes a pretty good juxtaposition for our weapons. The pistol is a harassing weapon we use while moving around and our sword is used very quickly in close-combat. Because of our fragile nature we either HAVE to keep moving while shooting or take a risk and close in with our sword.Reaper is going to hate us.Anyways, for our Ult, I'm not a fan of the Seeker's Trap. I'd honestly rather stick with the Omnislash.
>>1008279Does this have to so deeply rooted in game mechanics?
>>1008371This, we can have more than just a few abilities. Though OP will stop us from getting everything or will make us choose load-outs.
Id prefer we keep our Mouse1 as a basic attack and mouse2 as the mode switch like >>1008089 saidReally though, I'd prefer if our bullets/sword moved towards enemies, but not outright actively hunt them down. So if we missed the target a bit, the bullet and sword would alter trajectory.Shift could be an anti-grav or magnet walk, letting us scale buildings.Lets keep our electromagnetic shieldMaybe we have a split ult?Swordmode is Omnislash, and gunmode is a seeking cluster of bullets that pierce metal terrain?
>>1008371>>1008373Honestly, I'm inclined to agree with you guys. I'd rather not be limited by game mechanics either.I'd still like to pick up gear and abilities that emphasize our Highly Mobile Striker nature though. Especially the Combat Parkour bit.
I think to make this really a Overwatch quest where we could make an MC that could really be in the game, I like that we talk about abilities as if it's the Game MechanicsAnd Raven has already said that we have a limited number of "Slots" which is basically the game anyway
>>1008483True, but it's abstracted as the amount of gear we can carry. We're also swapping our abilities around.
>>1008537we'll probably switch our gear around but only have a certain amount of slots. like turn the e into a bubble trap but being able to turn the sword shield back later
>>1008432We could attempt to pick up a few more useful abilities but I feel I should list all the discussed things thus far;1) A Ana-style ability to fire a projectile into an enemy which gives us increased damage and the ability to see them through walls. 2) Boomerang sabre; does a ranged attack in the area between it being thrown out and being picked up. Potentially manoeuvrable in flight.3) The ability to slow down one(+) targets, to allow us to close with them. Method debated at length; gravity field (aoe around seeker), magnetic trip wire or gravity trap (aoe or single target but placed).Also some additional ideas for abilities would be;1) The ability to create a "mimic" of ourselves which is projected from a turret or from us. To attract enemies fire / attention.2) Ability to "hang" from walls or from a roof. Utility for ambushes is amazing. >>1008537>>1008599It makes sense to limit us, or else we will become broken quickly but I think the limit will be size and weight rather than number. Not to mention cost; overwatch no longer has a planet backing it with funding.
Just a thought, why not have an ability that acts sort of like a magnetic tetherWhen aimed at an enemy, we can pull ourselves into melee range, and when aimed at a wall and held, we can cling to that spot
I just wanna be like Indiana Jones with a mix of Gravity Rush.
>>1008761That does sound like something we would use.
>>1008834Okay now I want us to upgrade our moon boots so they change the way gravity pulls us. Enabling us to run on the ceiling and walls like they were the floor.
>>1009569So like VVVVVV?
>>1009569That's basically my idea for the gravity rig.
>Waiting for Raven to come back
>>1009611Unless you want to create a quantum-singularity gravitational distortion field generator that is miniaturized and man-portable that is also idiotproof and damageproof, sure. That is literally the only way to create what you wanted without rewriting the laws of physics. Now if you stuck some electromagnets to the soles of the boot that adhere via molecular bonding with an amplifier generator that causes the electromagnet to adhere to surfaces with even the faintest trace of metallic elements (or if you're crazy and are using a singularity distortion reactor engine, adhere to all matter via covalent bonds) then that is a whole different story. Also, pic related in the event of catastrophic failure when operating as part of a live test.
Since we're talking about powers i was thinking our second active ability it should be a buff to both the sword and the gun depending on which form it is when we activate the ability, for gun form i was thinking a minor damage boost and gravity bullets that slow down whoever we hit.I am still unsure what sword buff should do.
>>1010046>Unless you want to create a quantum-singularity gravitational distortion field generator that is miniaturized and man-portable that is also idiotproof and damageproof, sure. That is literally the only way to create what you wanted without rewriting the laws of physics.Considering the abilities of some of the other hero's like Tracer and Symmetra I don't think this is to much to ask for.
>>1010046>tfw see wall'o'text>expect update>just an anon trying to add realism to scifi
>>1010369LET THE BULLY BEGIN
>>1010369plz I desire adventure!
>>1010386I desire my goddamn Steak and Eggs!
When the crashing stops and the dust settles, you have a look out the glass windows in the front door. The boxcars of a U.S. Army train lie scattered on the road like a knocked-over child's train set, among stone debris and pieces of the demolished bridge. "Like I said'," says McCree. "Something big, dangerous, and soon. See any of my old chums out there?"You watch as a group of shifty-looking black hats rounds the cliff down the road. They're riding mechanized horses, a conceit you never understood -- the New West is a strange place full of anachronisms. "A few of them," you say. You look back at the table, scowling. "I barely got a chance to eat my steak."Assign a stance to each agent:Aggressive, Defensive, FlankingSeeker, Tracer, McCree
>>1010412>Tracer flanking>McCree Offensive>Seeker defensive
>>1010418The only logical position
>>1010418This, Tracer and McCree already fit those roles in game anyway.
>>1010429Well, we could flank while tracer does covering fire as a distraction.
>>1010412this>>1010418they stopped us from eating our stake they are dead men
>>1010425>>1010426>>1010429>tfw know almost nothing about Overwatch>just came here for scifi vidya quest stuff>just assumed that as a blinking DPS shooter, Tracer is the logical flanker and we become defense since we have a shield, leaving McCree as offenseBlizzard, hire my ass
>>1010418I mean yeah, this.
>>1008537>>1008432>>1008371>>1008373While we do swap our abilities around, I also enjoy having the freedom to do so because it forces us to really specialize what our character can and cannot do. While it's important not to become too specialized, it's also important not to become too much of a generalist--all the while maintaining abilities that are unique to our character and fit with their aesthetic and combat profile.Hell, to really try to see how this character plays, I've tried to work out how a body playing as another hero would fight against Seeker. The two things that kept coming up are (1) shut down his close combat capability by keeping him at distance; and (2) brawling with a bigger brawler. I like that we have those disadvantages--allows for smarter play.Most of the abilities we've thought of are ideal for flanking and dealing with isolated targets. We can't shut down a push as easily as Sombra and Tracer is arguably the better harasser, but the combination of mobility debuffs and vertical controllability allow us to control flanks and tight corridors with ease.
>>1010418Yeah, pretty much this.Wait, we're playing Defense on Route 66?They're trying to push that nuke that was on the train back to their HQ! And Reinhardt isn't here to tank damage! And Bastion isn't here to stop their pushes!WE'RE GONNA GET STEAMROLLED!
>>1010446I like to think that in tight spaces we can easily pick off similar hp or easier targets with our CC and quick burst, but against anythig with Reinhardt tankiness, we will struggle unless we have armor poercing.
>>1010418>>1010425>>1010426>>1010429>>1010436>>1010441>>1010464"Something tells me we best handle this ourselves," says McCree. "Ain't many lawmen in these parts. It'll be up to us to settle this, vigilante-style." "We're with you," you say. "Tracer, can you head to that other door, flank them on the right? I'll back up Mr. McCree here at the front.""It's just McCree, kid. Only person called me "mister" was my third grade teacher." The cowboy pulls his hefty Peacekeeper Magnum from his holster. "Let's show these half-wits the jig is up."McCree pushes open the front doors and steps out. You stay a few steps behind him, ready to cover him. The three black hats -- Deadlock Rebels, presumably -- have already scrambled up onto the wreckage of the train and started to unload some kind of large grey oblong device onto a hover-sled.McCree takes aim and fires, and the highest black hat topples from the train with a cry.The other two dive for cover behind the sled, chased by further shots from the revolver. When McCree reloads, they pop their heads out and return fire with their own guns, but you step in and activate your mag shield, freezing the bullets in midair, then dropping them harmlessly to the ground.Another two black hats ride out from beyond the far cliff on their strange robotic horses, but they eat a burst of blue plasma fire from the right. Tracer dodges their return fire with blinks, weaving in and out and between them in a blur of blue, until she's shredded them with her pistols.McCree steps forward, pulls a flashbang from his belt. "'Scuse me," he says as he tosses it over the vehicle, stunning the third Rebel. McCree casually steps around the side and, fanning the hammer of his revolver rapidly with his robotic left hand, unloads six bullets into the stunned Rebel.(Continued)
>>1010438Nice work anon. Hope you enjoy yourself here. I try to write this to include people who don't know much about the game.>>1010446Good analysis.
Something loud approaches. Something clanky. Is that a train whistle? >Meet it up ahead, at the bend in the road.>Stay where you are, take up defensive positions around the ruined train.>Go back to the diner, take cover inside.>Something else.
>>1010464It is the mission from the game, yep. Only difference is reverse spawns, with the defenders starting in the diner.
>>1010562>Stay where you are, take up defensive positions around the ruined train
>>1010562>>Stay where you are, take up defensive positions around the ruined train.This can't be anything good.They can't get away with that cart--stop the payload!
>>1010562>>Stay where you are, take up defensive positions around the ruined train.
>>1010562shit shit shit>>1010562>McCree and Tracer or Seeker should defend , but SOMEONE has to divert that track
>>1010562>Stay where you are, take up defensive positions around the ruined train.Also, just wanna' put this out there, when McCree does his Ult I want us to ask him what time it is.
>>1010602High Noon past High Noon.
>>1010602I second all of this so hard.
>>1010568>>1010570>>1010573>>1010579>>1010596>>1010602"That's ain't a train," says McCree. "Can't say I like the sound of it.""Me neither," you say. "Let's stay here and take cover until we see what it is--"A huge, steam-venting robot comes clanking from around the corner. Its topmost gears and vents strike the wooden bridge by the cliff and smash it to pieces. Its right arm is a huge machine gun that begins spinning up."Cover sounds like a good idea right about now," agrees McCree as the two of you hustle behind one of the crashed train cars. A rain of bullets begins to strike the other side of the car."Don't that beat all," says McCree. "What kind of contraption is that?""You tell me," you say. "Your old friends are the ones using it!""Never knew the Rebels to have that kind of hardware." McCree casually re-lights his cigar. "Wonder where they got this hunk of junk from?""Wherever it's from, we'd better deal with it before it gets too close and shreds us to pieces--">Sword Form: Attack at close range.>Gun Form: Stay in cover, trade fire from relative safety.>Grav Boots: Draw the mech's fire with a daring wall-run.>Tracer Teamwork: Harass and evade. >Something else.(Ultimate Charge 10%)
>>1010647>>Tracer Teamwork: Harass and evade.
>>1010647>>Gun Form: Stay in cover, trade fire from relative safety. I say we play it safe
>>1010647>>Grav Boots: Draw the mech's fire with a daring wall-run.Let's see if we can't help McCree get a shot at something important.
>>1010647>>Tracer Teamwork: Harass and evade.Steampunk mechs? That's a new one.Let's see how well he can handle a bit of teamwork.
>>1010650>>1010658This.We can bounce and bloop and walk on walls, all McCree needs is a good opening.
>>1010650>>1010657Lets have a little bit of both, and we can use the shield too so we can stay a bit safer.
>>1010647>Tracer Teamwork: Harass and evade.Tracer hits it and when it turns it's attention on her we light it up/move forward to get into cover closer to it. Repeat until its dead>>1010658In quest maybe.
>>1010647>Tracer teamwork while McCree takes potshot at the thing.>Get Tracer to build up her ult charge and use her bomb on it
>>1010650>>1010658>>1010665>>1010676Tracer Teamwork it is. Congratulations, by the way, on raising your relationship with Tracer high enough to unlock new options.Roll a d10 to see how you do.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1010694
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1010694lets see I go.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1010694WITNESS ME
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>1010694Hope it's good
>>1010694>Tracer is in the leadFuck.We need to hang out with Mercy when we get back. As well as Reinhardt because how could you not want to be friends with Rein.
>>1010694Is the dice rool best of three or just the highest of any number?
>>1010728agreed, but keep our relationship with Mercy smooth and platonic. Tracer can be the older sister role.
>>1010728Tracer had the advantage by being first girl. Plus, she's the most personable so far.
>>1010741>Mercy platonicNot for long baby. We're tapping that Swedish ass.
>>1010733If the situation's appropriate, I count the first three rolls as "sub-events" within the larger event. So in this case we've got 7, 7, and 5, which here count as success, success, and partial success. So you'll do well fighting the robot, but get some kind of minor consequence at the end.>>1010728>>1010744This, Tracer has the advantage of being the only default starting party member.
>>1010749She's Swiss, Anon.Torbjorn is the Swedish one
>>1010749Sweden has impenetrable banks.So let's make an account.
>>1010728>>1010752>>1010741>>1010749But there's plenty of time for other social opportunities.
>>1010752Let me guess, we get clipped in the shoulder and lose...25 health?
>>1010753>>1010749Shit I mixed them up. Swedish and Swiss switched up in my brain.
Can we save the waifuing for now?
>>1010755Widowmaker is our nemesisD.Va is bully victimSombra is.....dude I don't even knowPharah is engaged to her dutiesAna is doing her own thing and way too interested in themEtc.
>>1010760>SombraYeah, how would we act towards her. We can't be a bully like with D.Va because Sombra would retaliate. The only other thing I can think of is spouting out Spanish but that's just racist.
>>1010760Everybody just forgets Zarya, cold and alone on the front-lines.
>>1010760From what I've read on the wiki Pharah would, if not join us immediately, at least seriously consider it. Also she's probably geek out with Seeker about being on Overwatch.I doubt Symetra would join. As while she wants to make the world a better place. She's kind of a bitch.>>1010775And Mei.
>>1010775Zarya is the Cool Aunt that becomes your weightlifting spotter and brings obscene amounts of vodka to social events and can probably teach us a thing or two about gravity and particles seeing as her fucking ult creates a MINIATURE BLACK HOLE JESUS CHRISTOther than that yeah she's probably married to her commitment for ZA RODINA
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>>1010795>LEETEL NEPHEW! I BE OF SHOWINK YOUZ HOW POWER OF GRAVITY MAKE STRONK ENERGIES!HERE! HAVE SEEP OF RUSSIAN STANDARD VODKA! IT GIVE FEELING OF FOCUS WHILE WE TINKER WITH POWERFUL FORCES OF GRAVITY
>>1010814That's more of the heavy instead of Zarya. She has a thick accent but she talks normally.
>>1010794She wouldn't really geek out, she was around a lot the Overwatch Founders when she was younger, growing listening to stories of heroes. The real interest is if recruit her and then try to recruit her mother who she thought was dead. I am wondering if we gonna get anyone that isn't a "hero", like the random background agents we see in trailers and other pictures.
>>1010821So something along the lines of>Vat do you mean I can't use ze Bastion Unit as squat rack?
>>1010823I'd like to get some random enlisted guys in on Overwatch. We can't all be heavy hitters with super-powers. We need people to fill out the ranks and recruits with military experience would really help out with operations and whatnot.
>>1010825Pretty much, but knowing her hate for Omnics it'd me be more like.>What do you mean I can't turn this omnic into a pile of scrap?!
>>1010833Wasn't that part of the problem with the original Overwatch: that it got bloated and became a military force more than a specialty task force?
>>1010823I wanna meet a recruit with leg prosthetics with hand-attatchments and an opposable "tail" prosthetic. Be like super monkey bro, and would be a real big help to Winston who could use dextrous small hands with his stuff, since only we and him/her could scale walls like Winston.
>>1010837not just>see's Bastion>TAKE COVER TOVARISCH, I WILL TAKE OUT TIN CAN!
>>1010838>military force more than a specialty task force?more like it went beyond military it was poised to over take the UN as a leading power in the world
>>1010833Well of course we'll get your bread and butter Joe Blows to stuff the ranks!Who else do you think will be the redshirts that we'll follow after once they botch their mission>>1010838I thought it was more they were accused of corruption and coercion of governmental figures after the lid on Blackwatch got blown off. Then when the primary HQ in Switzerland got blown up, everything sort of deflated quickly afterward.
You activate your commlink. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" you say to Tracer."You got it, mate," she replies."Ready when you are.""Just what are you two cookin' up?" asks McCree."You'll see," you say, switching your weapon into gun form. "Should give you plenty of time to light that thing up."At the sound of Tracer's pistols firing, you break cover and run to the side. You see Tracer dodging and weaving behind the robot, repeatedly delivering flurries of blue projectiles for her weapons. The robot vents steam, whistling like a train, and its entire torso rotates 180 degrees. The machine gun starts up again, trying to find Tracer through her evasions. You seize the moment and empty your gun into the robot's back and legs. McCree follows suit with some well-aimed revolver shots. One of the pipes on the robot's back bursts, and a rubber hose begins to flail around wildly, blasting steam.The robot swivels again, this time towards you. Its left arm reaches up with a hook-like hand that fires out towards you on a cable. You narrowly dodge the clutching grapple, which falls to the ground. A set of gears in the robot's arm begin turning, and the hook starts to retract. "I don't think so," you say, transforming your weapon, and slash through the hook cable.The robot spins up its machine gun again, but Tracer blinks in and delivers a point-blank barrage to the arm mechanisms. Bolts and pieces of scrap go flying, and the gun seizes.You run forward, high-jump and grav-walk straight up the robot onto its shoulders. There you jam your sword into its neck and use it like a lever. The head pops off with far more force than you expected, and the hot steam vapor flying out from the robot's innards is scalding. Your environmental suit protects you from some, but not all it.HP: 170/200The robot's head goes flying into the sky, trailing steam. You jump off the badly damaged body collapses and falls into pieces.You pick yourself up and brush yourself off. "Remind me to stay off your bad side," says McCree, coming to stand beside you. Tracer blinks in.To Tracer:>High five!>I think that's a pretty sweet team-up thing we've figured out.>Let's get moving.To McCree:>Should we expect any more surprises from your old friends?>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?>You see? The world does need Overwatch.
>>1010838I'm not saying be a military force, I'm just saying we need people who have experience in combat/logistics roles to start filling out the ranks for supply structure, low priority assignments, and scouting missions. They'd still be specialists, just think Navy Seals instead of super heroes.
>>1010856>High five!>>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?>>You see? The world does need Overwatch.
>>1010856>High five!>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?
>>1010856>>High five!With a fist bump for good measure!Then, >>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?
>>1010856To Tracer:>>I think that's a pretty sweet team-up thing we've figured out.>Let's get moving.To McCree:>Should we expect any more surprises from your old friends?>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?
>>1010838>>1010855This is from the original Overwatch website, and their posts. >"Overwatch was dismantled due to overwhelming negative public sentiment and allegations of corruption and abuses of power; the thought that the organization's remnants are operating without supervision is a chilling one.">"A series of allegations were made against the group, including negligence resulting in high-profile mission failures; corruption and mismanagement; weapons proliferation; human rights abuses; and more." It was mostly distrust from the public they were meant to protect and then with full blown investigation, riots, schism of command between Reyes and Morrison, and Blackwatch's reveal. Overwatch was soon shutdown by the people in combination with the destruction of it's head quarters from internal conflicts. >>1010856> High Five, To Side, Other Side, Down Low, Too Slow>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?
>>1010856>>High five!>Any idea what that device is, the one they were trying to steal?
>>1010866>>1010869>>1010871>>1010880>>1010887"High five!" you say to Tracer, raising your hand.She fives you with enthusiasm. "Woohoo! Nice one, mate. I think that robot's head is still flying. You still in one piece?""Yeah, I got hit with some of that steam, but I'm all right.""You're a right pair of rascals and no mistake," muses McCree. "That was some fine work, kid. Is that a sword that's also a gun? Must be mighty handy in a pinch.""Yeah, it's saved my butt on a few occasions," you say. You look at the strange oblong device that the Deadlock Rebels were so desperate to get their hands on. "Any idea what this device is?""Not exactly," he says. "Some sort of top-secret weapon. Whatever it is, it's something we don't want them scumbag Rebels getting their hands on.""And who are you to judge us?" asks someone else. You jump, not having heard them approach--
QuestionDo we ever just want to "upgrade" our pistol into maybe a different kind of gun?An SMG, or such?
>>1010907Some anons here have thrown around the idea of changing it to a more powerful, but slower, magnum version. I don't think changing it to an automatic platform would do us much good in terms of character. We'd be strikingly similar to Tracer at that point and we have enough of that going on.
Fuck I just realized>Reaper wants to kill the remaining OW agents>We're helping bring OW back>We're also the current leaderSeeker is gonna see us as the next Morrison and get super mad isn't he
>>1010914I still say just turn it into what Mercy and D.Va are using.
>>1010918I'm waiting for Jack to come e back only to immediately butt heads with the MC on how to handle Overwatch ops.
>>1010918He's just jealous we rock the hooded look so much better than he ever will.
>>1010920>Insert scene where Jack says that we remind him of a younger him
>>1010919As much as I disapprove of going automatic, I can see see us doing something similar to D.Va's sidearm.
>>1010918>Seeker is gonna see us as the next Morrison and get super mad isn't he>SeekerGoddamn it with these names ending in we. I meant Reaper.
>>1010933>>1010918>Fuck up again I need to stop typing on my phone. I meant er not we
>>1010931I want a scene where him an Athena are talking and she tells him that if overwatch would have never fallen we would have been his first choice to be his protage pointing out that he never had one while the other two did
>>1010938>>1010931now that's just wanking it up a bit too much, don't ya think?
>>1010907>>1010918>>1010932To be honest I think we might go for like a smaller weaker railgun type pistol that either shoots really strong or really fast. In line with our gravity and magnet theme. That turns into a sword.
"Old Bill," says McCree. "Had a feelin' you might show yourself. Looks like you've gone and upgraded since last we met.""You shouldn't have come back, Jesse," says the tall, gaunt old man. His huge cybernetic arm clanking as it shifts position. "You'll hurt his feelings.""Afraid I don't care that much for James's "feelings" these days, Bill. I'm quits with him and the whole gang, you know that. I only came back to stop you from doing ..." he waves at the device. "Whatever this is! Stealin' some kind of super weapon from the army? Some big damn combat robot? What in tarnation is this about, Bill? Plannin' to turn from thieves to terrorists? Or are you working for someone?""That doesn't matter to a dead man," the old man replies. "You owe too much to the past, McCree. You have to pay.""Fine. Then we'll settle this."Tracer says, "McCree, let's--""Stay out of this, Lena. This don't concern you. It's between me and him.""You can't seriously want to draw with him? Look at the size of that gun!""I've got to do this my way," he says. "After all ... it's high noon somewhere in the world."McCree and Old Bill start to move to opposite ends of the street in front of Big Earl's, intending to draw.>Let them draw>Shoot Bill before then
>>1010945I just realized what our guy reminded me of with the wall running and the face-mask; a fucking Titan Pilot.
>>1010942just cause I want it dosent mean it will happen but I would love it if it did
>>1010947>>Let them drawWe're gonna need some Morricone for this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJ9taKzHoE
>>1010947>>Let them drawNow this is a duel I can actually see our guy winning
>>1010947>>Let them draw
>>1010947>>Let them drawBut be ready to shoot the old man just in case.
>Let them drawSuddenly, I regret not bringing Mercy considering how wrong this could go
>>1010947>Let them drawAs much as I want to shoot first, especially with our criminal background. We should be one the look out for other guys just in case.
>>1010947It's high noon!
>>1010945I'd like to see something that hyper accelerates bullets we use after the first one. That way we shoot faster and faster.Anither Idea would be to sort of "tag" an enemy with a laser-sight register, so that anything that's been pointed at for a certain amount of time is designated as the bullets' target, and makes them seeker balistics.Also, I bow to the superior artist, that's suoer detailed and awesome!>>1010947>Let them draw.It's steampunk vs. cybertech.Besides, did we ever say we wouldn't catch the bullet?
>>1010947>Let them drawDon't interfere. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
>>1010976A gun that ends up shooting faster or stronger the longer you hold the trigger would be cool.The Seeker, Bullseye function, I mentioned before. But I never got any response or feedback to it. >>1008000> Or a dart round for our pistol that we shoot at someone/target it sticks to them and for a short duration our and ally bullets that hits that magnetic laser line/arc are attracted and curve to hit the target. Like that one gun from Resistance: Fall of Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXNkBuardwU
>>1010983Yes please. We Wanted now.
>>1010983ya but we fire energy rounds
Soundtrack: >>1010954 at 1:31"All right, McCree. Do what you have to do."Tracer turns to you. "But--!""He'll be fine," you say. "I can see him winning, can't you? Besides," you add, and say this last part quietly. "We should keep an eye out for anyone else, in case they try something." That last part seems to convince her.McCree and Old Bill reach their positions at either end of the street, Big Earl's 24-Hour Gas behind them. They turn to face each other.It's an ancient tale, brought to life here in the strange world of the New West. Two men facing each other down the length of a street, guns at their side, the sun beating down on them from a bright blue sky. No rules, no backup. No second chances. Only the quick and the dead.A hawk screeches, somewhere far overhead. The tension builds in the air. You see McCree's fingers twitch. Then--Blam! BLAM!For a moment, nothing stirs except the lazy curl of gunsmoke. The two fighters stand perfectly still, their guns extended. Then Old Bill sinks to his knees, falls to the ground. McCree holsters his gun, shifts the cigar from one side of his mouth to the other. "Ain't my time just yet," he says.Tracer blinks to McCree's side. "You did it! I-- omigosh, you're hurt!"You see blood dripping down McCree's mechanical hand. "This?" he says, unperturbed. "Ain't nothing. I mean--" He tries to move that arm, winces. "Actually, maybe it is something. Guess I ought to see a doctor.""We happen to have an excellent one on staff at the base," you say. "Also, we should probably get this weapon somewhere secure until we can contact the U.S. army to return it."Tracer says, "Couldn't we just give it back straightaway?""Those guys had the exact timetable for the train," you say. "That means they probably had an inside man. We'll have to make sure it doesn't go right back into his hands.""Guess you're right," says Tracer. "What do you see, McCree? Come back to the base with us? You can at least let Angie patch you up while you think our offer over."McCree thinks it over. "Hell with it. I don't think that will be necessary, missy. The thinking it over part, I mean. Doin' all this, stopping the robbery here. I guess it reminded me of why we did what we did."(Continued)
>>1010548Damn, I forgot my soundtrack for this section earlier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg-yC0xcI9s
>>1010998god that was such a good fucking game
>>1010999I know. RDR 2 better not disappoint.
>>1011001It only needs to match the first in terms of quality and I'll be happy. I think the devs could actually knock it out of the park though, what with the budget and tools they have now.
>>1010999the ending to john fucked me good
>>1011003True and considering their track record. I doubt it will be a bad game. as long as they don't screw over the single player like they did with GTA.
The Aurora rises up above the Arizona desert and begins the journey east. Tracer handles the controls while you sit in the back with McCree, helping him with some basic first aid. The biotics do most of the work, you just need to have two working arms for some of it."Thanks for lettin' me handle that back there," he says. "That might sound a little silly, considerin' I got shot on account of it.""No, I get it. Sometimes a man's got to do what a man's got to do.""'Specially when it comes to his past," says McCree. "I tried to bury mine, but it has a habit of reachin' up and tryin' to drag me down into the grave with it." He looks out the window at the desert, growing farther away as the plane ascends. "Maybe I'll come back again someday. Put an end to it all. But not today. Not for a while. If there's a world that needs savin', it's on me to do what I can.""Glad to have you on board," you say.The Aurora streaks off into the bright blue sky.
>>1011007I think they understand how important the story mode is to something like this. I can't see them devoting a majority of dev-time to the multiplayer portions of the game. Anything could happen at this point, but I'm still optimistic.
Done for tonight. Thanks for playing Overwatch Quest.
>>1011014thanks for running
>>1011014Thanks for running, Raven. Until next time!
>>1011014Thanks as always for running man. I'm glad only one of our guys got shot during this mission. Any chance of another upgrade when we get back to base?
Assuming we don't waifu tracer, she's still probably gonna be our main bro
>>1011014Thanks for running Raven.
>>1011020Believe in the power of science.
>>1011001I'm disappointed they're calling it Red Dead Redemption 2. The first one was Red Dead Revolver, so why didn't they continue the theme to something like Red Dead Revolution or something?
So for getting our next recruit I think we should split up; having Tracer, Mercy, and Reinhardt getting Torbjorn while Seeker McCree, and Bastion getting Hanzo?
>>1011173I don't think Bastion is ready for field work yet.
>>1011173Depends on what our options are really. Torb is definitely a good idea, if only for having his engineering expertise at hand. But, talking him into it might be challenging, especially with Bastion on the team. Genji would also be a good pickup, or Zarya or Zenyatta if either of them are available. And the Aussie duo would be nice to grab if challenging to do so given it's a twofer and Junkrat is a demolitions expert and Roadhog is tough as nails and his hook combo is guaranteed death to all but a few.
>>1011190Motherfucker we're getting d.va. also don't junkrat and roadhog have an extreme hate for omnics, one of which is our ai?
>>1011190>>1011198I really don't see us recruiting the Junkers. However, I don't see them working for Talon either.Honestly, I don't really want to pull Torbjorn away from his family. let's try and get Genji next.
>>1011198The hate omnics, but not really any more than Torb does. And not as much as they love getting paid to do what they do. The even almost went legit until the suit set them up. And D.Va kinda serves the same purpose as Reinhardt as a tank. I think Zarya would be a better pickup first since her kit compliments our existing team better.
>>1011201Honestly? I just don't want to be on the wrong end of Roadhog. That's never a good place to be.
>>1011190Well we managed to get Reinhardt to come despite having Bastion so who know's.>>1011201Yea i figure if people from his original team would not be able to convince him then we would not been able to get him even if we were in person; as for the Junkers i can see using them as mercs when we need them or someone to sell our salvage too.
Honestly, i don't even think we should attempt to convince torbjorn to join if he says no right off the batHe's already got a pretty nice life, i wouldn't blame him if he didn't wanna leave it behind
>>1011190>>1011201Honestly I think we can pick up Genji, Hanso, and Zenyatta in one go
>>1011661Maybe even catching D.VA while we are in the area.
>>1011729She's Korean, dude.
>>1011737Shush anon. Let him dream.
>>1011661Wouldn't Zenyatta be in Nepal?
>>1011790He'd be wherever the hell he wants.I doubt anybody would really wanna bother such a chill Brobot
>>1011790I feel like him being in Nepal or with Genji is a 50/50 thing
>>1011737Those guys are in China right? I can see D.VA, now i think about is that abbreviated for something, being in the area for a tournament, vacation, or something.
>>1011829Where do you think Hanzo is based and who do you think would be causing trouble around him?
>>1011829They're in Japan. Honestly D. VA can be anywhere since she is a celebrity
>>1011837>>1011836>>1011829>>1011818>>1011813>>1011790Ya'll debating where everyone's at, ya'll might as well look for Carmen Sandiego.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYg8vDTmkc
>>1011843Hanzo is definitely in Japan, and depending on what point in the story we're at, Genji is either also in Japan or in Nepal. The only one we were talking about that was somewhat debatable was D.Va. She's probably is South Korea unless there's some big-ass Starcraft 2 tourneys going on.
>>1011843Well thanks to the guy below you there in Japan and if i had to guess some kind of crime syndicate would cause problems with him. I can see D.VA getting caught up in it if we say get throw into a internet cafe she is in while on vacation or something. By the way is D.VA short for something?
>>1011861D.Va is just a play on the word "Diva". It's because she's a popular female celebrity.
>>1011861I believe it's her gamertag/callsign or whatever.Her real name is Hana Song irrc.
All in favor of calling D.Va, "Gremlin" or "Dweeba" say aye.
>>1011920I'd rather just make Starcraft jokes to fuck her honestly.
>>1011927*to fuck with her
>>1011927>To fuck herOh god my sidesWe could just pretend that we don't know shit about games around her but be knowledgeable whenever we talk with anybody else.>"If this is Starcraft then how do I get the Death Star?"
>>1011980"Hey, these Tyranids look kinda weird."
>>1011980>"Hey, where are the space goats?">"You know, the ones with the floating purple rocks and all that.">"What the hell is a Zurg Rush? Is that gamer lingo for a real bad piss?"
>>1011980I feel like I'd be good at writing joking for this as I actually don't know shit about Starcraft.
>>1011980>>1011993>>1012047I'm hyped for the bullying
>>1012064She is gonna kill us in our sleep
>>1012075We should also adamantly maintain that E-Sports are dumb just for extra shits and giggles.
>>1012075>D. Va is Reaper 2.0
>we will eventually bully her so good that it will become a meme in her streams
>>1012114What's our raid message gonna be?
>We finally make D.Va snap>3AM she comes into our room, dead silent>She has the plasma knife ready>Clouds clear and lets the moonlight in>Not us on the bed. Just a bunch of clothes under the covers and a hat on it>We're right behind her, completely stoic>Lean down to her ear while she's silently freaking out>"Do you hear that? It's the sound of Git Gud."And then we take industrial magnets to all of her hardware.
>>1012119>Git gud IRL you dweeb.
>>1012127>PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
>>1012127 Magneto cums[/spolier]
>>1012119Its a twitch emote of the words "Go outside"
Bully D.Va quest when?
>>1011190>>1011198>>1011201So from what I know about the hero's I think this is how our over-watch is gonna turn out. Probably going to join as soon as we ask them-Winston (started the whole thing)-Tracer (jumped at the chance)-Seeker (jumped at the chance)-Reinhardt (had to do something first-Bastion (He's a nice robot that wants friends)-Mcree (had to do something first)-Mei (may have to do something first, but might join immediately and do something after)-Genji (have to do something first)-Pharah (have to do something first)-Torbjorn (may have to do something first, but might join immediately and do something after)-Lucio (Have to do something first)-D.va (Have to do something first)-Ana (may have to do something first, but might join immediately and do something afterMight not be so easy-Zenyatta (may have to convince)-Soldier 76 (will have to convince)-Hanzo (may have to convince)-Mercy (she only joined us because Widowmaker was their)Probably not going to join us but might-Symmetra (Wants to help make the world better. Is sometimes not sure that working for vishkar is the right thing. Criticizes freedom and hates chaos)-Zarya (might join if we help save Russia)-Sombra (might join for teh lols)Arch Nemesis tier who will only join us if they have a major change of heart-Reaper (was secretly infiltrating talon/ finds out he was played against his friends)-Widowmaker (finally succumbs to the lingering guilt and sorrow of what she has done and joins for redemption)Not going to join us because they are insane. unless its some wacky teamup thing-Junkrat (wants to see the world burn)-Roadhog (sociopath)Overwatch needs more villain characters.
So why is everyone so set on bullying D.va? I don't really understand.
>>1012401She's probably the closest to us in age, is definitely going to be the youngest member of Overwatch, and, while adorable, is also something of an obnoxious shithead.So yeah-prime younger sister material.
>>1012401when she stops using "gamer" lingo and stops thinking that her being a pro Starcraft player warrants any merit, then she'll get the respect she so desperately craves.
>>1012423>>1012437You want to make her an upstanding citizen by bullying the shit out of her?
>>1012466No, I just wanna take the piss out of her Gamer Girl bthings. Shit's obnoxious.It'd be more like we're just fucking with her rather than being outright malicious or anything.
>>1012478>Gamer Girl Schtickfuck mobile keyboards
>>1012478Couldn't agree more, I mean damn girl that shit makes people cringe in real life. Only do that shit in streams. On thing I never got was why in the voice lines in game, pretty much veryone loves her hell even widowmaker is more passive than ever?
>>1012503because Blizzard loves ESports. Gotta get that tourney money.
Raven, D.VA bully when?
Would you bully this anons?
>>1012565Bully the shit out of it.
>>1012565Yes, of course!
>>1012565I would bully her like I do my real sister, which primarily of inopportune moments of interruption and neverending puns.
How about this?
>>1012618Maybe if it wasn't gremlin puss
>>1012618An ass won't get me to change my principles, Raven. I'm as rock-solid as Johnny's abs on this one.
>>1012641>>1012644>>1012652I accept your decision anons. Time to raise my BPM (Bullies Per Minute)
>>1012618I would bully in a boat, I would bully in a most, I would bully here or there, I would bully everywhere. I would bully Sam-i-am I would bully that gremlin, man.
>>1012618Dude. We're gonna go from bullying a little sister to boning a little sister so quick if Hana decides to take that tack with us since everyone else will be treating her like a celebrity while Seeker is going for the older brother bully angle.
>>1012698GOTTA GO FEST>>1012705That's gonna be a wild ride. (Ayyyy)
>>1012698>Including the qt3.14 korean goblin>Not expecting instant bullying>>1012705>Seeker'sFW
I vote we get on her computer while she's in the bathroom during one of her streams wearing a shitty d.va disguise and falsetto and just fuck around.
>>1012338Honestly, I see the recruit Lucio mission involving Symmetra somehow. I want it to be a dance off. Because Symmetra is actually a dancer too.
>>1012727Is this after we spike her bibimpop bowl with diarrhea medicine?
>>1012740I can see it now: a ability set made specifically for bullying d.va, with a ult that turns off her computer from anywhere in the world, but only when she is about to win a StarCraft mach.
>>1012338>-Junkrat (wants to see the world burn)>-Roadhog (sociopath)Junkrat is more Chaotic Neutral than Chaotic Evil. Roadhog isn't a Sociopath, just completely empty because of trauma.
>>1012758now that's just being a dick
>>1012758Woah, anon, that's a bit too far.>>1012762PURE BEAUTY
>>1012772Even better: the ult also sends her an instant replay of us pushing the button set to Meatloaf's bat out a hell
>>1012784Speaking of music, we should have playlists for when we enter combat.
>>1012784Either that or make her stream host some shitty impersonater she has
>>1012793Shit, we do need a playlist. I vote for "don't stop me now" and "gamma knife" as songs to be in there
>>1012813>No "Gas Gas Gas">Plebian/10
>>1012827Bruh, Running in the 90's is where it's at.Obviously Deja Vu for Tracer.
>>1012827So the playlist so far is 1: Don't stop me now2: Gas, Gas, Gas3:Gamma KnifeCan I get some more?
>>1012838Something D&B for when we're flinging ourself all over the place with gravity.
>>1012838Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
>>1012838This gives me an idea. We begin thinking of more complex ways to get D.Va to play Rules of Nature on stream/in her mech.
>>1012849Anything specific? Also, how about some Carpenter Brut?
>>1012866Maybe something Knife Party, like Bonfire or Give it Up?Oh, and non-D&B, Pigeon John, The Bomb would be good.I'm afraid I don't know what Carpenter Brut is.
>>1012764>>1012772My older sister used to do that so she could play Major's Mask without me interrupting her every other minute. Mom thought I was allergic to kimchi and gochujang and had to learn how to cook without either. Older sister finally told me after she got plastered at a cousin's wedding a year ago and I'm planning my revenge.
>>1012885laxatives in birthday gift chocolate.
So the playlist so far is1: Don't stop me now - Queen2: Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai5:Bondfire - Knife Party6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter BrutAny more?
what is the appeal of this quest
>>1012913Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili PeppersSpace Oddity - David Bowie
Why has no one suggest smashmouth
>>1012913Aerodynamic - Daft PunkMan Who Sold the World - David Bowie
>>10129201: It's Raven, and his writing makes me go doki doki when I read it2: It's Overwatch, and the setting and characters are amazing3: Waifus4: Overwatch OC that's actually unique.>>1012927>Space OddityThat's sad as shit tho>>1012932Cause we're not a trollercoaster to anyone except DVA.
>>1012920If you have to ask, maybe this isn't for you
>>1012920adventure, shenanigans, and waifu's
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
>>1012935>That's sad as shit thoSo?
>>1012943We're not teh EDEGLARTNo need fur sadOur playlist is about getting pumped, going fast as hell.
So the playlist so far is1: Don't stop me now - Queen2: Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai5:Bondfire - Knife Party6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers9:Space Oddity - David BowieY'all motherfuckers have good taste. Can we get it to 12 songs?
>>1012951Come With Me Now, KongosMake It Bun Dem, Skrillex
>>1012951How about The Fixer by Pearl Jam? Or Float On by Modest Mouse, that seems kinda fitting.
>>1012951ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWERorNeeding/Getting by OK/GOorHappy Boy by Harrison
>>1012951Heist by Lindsey Stirling?
>>1012956AyyyyyClassy motherfucker.This is our "chill with D.V.A music"
>>1012968D.Va? that's romantic interest music right there.
>>1012951Rid Wit Me - NellySpeedy Speed Boy - Marco PoloPrinces of the Universe - Queen
Can another anon take over updating the playlist? I gotta do work.
>All of this music is current to us in a meta sense>In universe everybody wonders why we only listen to decade old songsLucio would be so confused. Speaking of which we need to add his healing/speed song that Blizzard released.
>>1012972And? We can bully and still waifu.
>>1012988Because we RESPECT THE CLASSICS, MAAAAAAN!
>>1012989I can't agree with going after D.Va.
>>1012988In that case, let's go centuries:I invoke the most classic of badassRIDE OF THE VALKYRIEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
>>1012997AightYou do youI do meSeeker does DVA.
>>1012983>1: Don't stop me now - Queen>2: Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bondfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10: Come With Me Now - Kongos>11: Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12: Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13: Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - QueenIs this decent so?
>>1012748She'll feel the beat.
>>1013019Yes, except that Bonfire is STILL misspelled. (Add the Flash Gordon theme)
>>1013001Over my dead body nigga.
>>1012727YFW we're actually better at starcraft than D.va.
>>1012989>Waifuing D.VaWhile Asian gremlin is waifu material, Mercy is the one we should be going after. Each girl will have their own relationship with us and D.Va's is being a little sister.
>>1013034>>1: Don't stop me now - Queen>>2: Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>>16:Flash Gordon - Queen
>>1013037Say that to me IRL and see what happensU wanna tussle m9?>>1013040Eh, true, but still, D.V.A is secondary waifu. Tracer is best girl, tho.
>>1013019Needs Daft Punk's Aerodynamic and David Bowie's Man Who Sold the World.
>>1013051I prefer Midge Ure's version.
>>1013019So, is that a no on >>1012965 ?
>1: Don't stop me now - Queen>2 : Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19: The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>>1013061okay>>1013074gave it a listen didn't really find it appealing, added it anyways.
>>1013043Sweet Dreams by EurythmicsHarder Better Faster Stronger by Daft PunkThrough the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce
>>1013084Hey, no worries dude, everyone has different tastesDunno why, but the violin part always made me think of sword fighting for some reason
>1: Don't stop me now - Queen>2 : Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19:The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>21:Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics>22:Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk>23:Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce>>1013099Added, but for future reference please use the format outline below when requesting songs;>"Song Title" - "Artist Name"makes it a little faster for me
Can't tell if we really wanted to bully D.Va or if the idea came because we shitposted while waiting for Raven. Speaking of which update when
>>1013143people were talking about bulling her before, now were just conferming the bully
>>1013130Thanks for taking over the playlist for me.
>>1013146>1:Don't stop me now - Queen>2:Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19:The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>21:Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics>22:Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk>23:Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce>24:Sabotage - Beastie Boys>>1013149Just doing my bit
>>1013156Hmm... You know what this playlist still needs? More meatloaf.Bat out of hell - Meatloaf
>>1013171Fits the SPEED IS KEY theme.
>>1013167>1:Don't stop me now - Queen>2:Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19:The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>21:Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics>22:Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk>23:Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce>24:Sabotage - Beastie Boys>25:Chumbawumba - Tubthumping>26:Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf
>>1013187Not enough Hasselhoff
>>1013191Suggest a song then.Also, anybody else think we should just cap the playlist at 30 songs and call it the first volume?
>>1013198What are we calling our playlist.
>>1013187Holy diver- Dio
>1:Don't stop me now - Queen>2:Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19:The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>21:Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics>22:Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk>23:Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce>24:Sabotage - Beastie Boys>25:Chumbawumba - Tubthumping>26:Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf>27:Holy Diver - Dio>28:The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma>29:...>30:...2 slots left
>>1013240Smells like Teen Spirit
>>1013240Whats my age again, nostalgia
>>1013240Blind Guardian-skald and the shadows
>1:Don't stop me now - Queen>2:Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19:The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>21:Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics>22:Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk>23:Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce>24:Sabotage - Beastie Boys>25:Chumbawumba - Tubthumping>26:Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf>27:Holy Diver - Dio>28:The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma>29:Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana>30:What's My Age Again - NostalgiaAnd that's Volume #1 folks. Let's wait a couple of threads before we do volume two.
>>1013240Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
>>1013261Whats my age again is BLINK182 I was just saying its nostalgic
Gaiz pls, we've finished Album 1.
>>1013270apologies>1:Don't stop me now - Queen>2:Gas, Gas, Gas - Initial D>3:Gamma Knife - King Gizzard>4:Canned Heat - Jamiroquai>5:Bonfire - Knife Party>6:The Bomb - Pidgeon John>7:Roller Mobster - Carpenter Brut>8:Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers>9:Space Oddity - David Bowie>10:Come With Me Now - Kongos>11:Brandi, You're a Fine Girl>12:Libera Me From Hell - Gurren Lagann>13:Ride Wit Me - Nelly>14:Speedy Speed Boy - Marco Polo>15:Princes of the Universe - Queen>16:Flash Gordon - Queen>17:Aerodynamic - Daft Punk>18:Man Who Sold the World - Midge Ure>19:The Fixer - Pearl Jam>20:Heist - Lindsey Stirling>21:Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics>22:Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk>23:Through the Fire and Flames - Dragonforce>24:Sabotage - Beastie Boys>25:Chumbawumba - Tubthumping>26:Bat Out of Hell - Meatloaf>27:Holy Diver - Dio>28:The Concept of Love - Hideki Naganuma>29:Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana>30:What's My Age Again - BLINK182Okay, done. Stop posting songs. I'm gonna go get the songs downloaded now.
Mighty Switch Force! OST - Whoa I'm In Space Cuba.Not for this volume, just for fun.
the reason that seeker likes all of this old music is because he found it all in a old ruin somewhere and we loved it.
Oh, and don't forget an upbeat classic:Airman ga Taosenai ("I Cannot Defeat Airman")
Even in the shiney, shitty future I cannot defeat Airman, if only I had the leaf shield...but I cannot defeat Wood Man either.
how about 99 by mob choir to the playlist?
I propose calling the playlist "anachronistic taste"
So are we Overwatch Starlord? We have the shoes, got the beats, go the tether/attraction gadget
>>1013346Jesus fuck, we are. All we need is some sick ass dance skills and a depressing backstory involving our mother.
>>1013351We also have the coat and mask
>>1013344sorry didn't read the last part man
>>1013346Fuck it might as well call our playlist "Fantastic Mix"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1013351ROLLING TO DANCE
>>1013351depending on what happened in the past she's either evil or dead or hasn't seen us in a while.also who says we dont got some sick moves?
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>1013364We are the seeker of sick beats
>>1013366if i can get it to work
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>1013369>>1013366Hopefully this will go better than our cooking skills
>>1013370>We broke into Megacorp HQ just to steal the CEO's CD collection>We just ignore the illegal nuclear reactor while we're there
>>1013374I think we can safely confirm sick-ass dance skills.
>>1013374Looks like were lords of the dance.
>>1013377>we come back because it's punk and smack him for bad taste>still ignore the illegal nuclear reactor
>>1013283Why is "The Who, Seeker" not on this?
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>1013366Dance
On the subject of waifus, Invite for whoever makes the most sense from a story perspective.It could be that Seeker and Tracer's bromance develops into a romance. Maybe bullying D.VA results in an escalating prank war that ends with the two of them passionately making out. Or maybe Seeker is grievously injured and forced to remain under Mercy's care for an extended period where they get to really know each other. Or maybe Seeker talks a lot of shop with Brigitte and helps her repair Reinhardt's armor and they develop a mutual attraction along the way. Lots of possibilities.
>>1013408Personally, I'd be all over MCxD.Va, but I seem to be a minority.
>>1013408I can see Briggite or D.Va.
>>1013408Well of course there's a lot of possibilities--we are only on the fourth thread after all. And it's just the rarepairs and the crackships that are the most delicious of them all.Seeker/Mei for 2017 longest longshot rarepair of the quest
>>1013408I'm liking Mercy myself, though I hold out for a potential chance at Mei.Side note, I hate these waifu talks though. Especially when the quest is still this young. It just seems to early for this and is just a way to make rifts in the followers of quests.
>>1013447we're just killing time till Raven gets back.
>>1013408I personally prefer Tracer, Ana, or Zarya for the waifu but i'm down for any waifu
>>1013447Honestly it's both good and bad.It brings conversation and waifuing attracts people. But it can spiral out of control with people getting mad that they're waifu isn't chosen. On the bright side, most of the girls in the game are 10/10 waifus so almost everyone can agree on a choice.
>>1013408My waifus in order:1) Tracer2) D.V.A3) Mercy4) Lucio
On a very different note, did Tracer and Winston fighting Reaper and Widowmaker in the Overwatch museum ever make the news?
>>1013408Mercy and D.Va are my top two. While Mei is in my top 3, I just don't see her with Seeker for some reason.
>>1013479Probably. But they most likely weren't praised for it, (i.e.) "Two heroic bystanders blah blah blah.">>1013481Chub waifu is number 7 for me.
my top 5 overwatch waifus>1 Tracer>2 Zarya>3 Ana>4 Widowmaker>5 Mei
>>1013488>Mercy>Mei>D.Va>Pharah>TracerMy top 5
Just my take
Why do people think mei is fat anyway? She's probably pretty average,and slightly chubby at most.
>>1013494Basically, but with Red Hood's torso armor
>>1013494Pretty good, could use some more Tron linesAlso why don't we have a Daft Punkish Helmet
>>1013494that cyclops helmet is not pretty
>>1013494Shit dude that is A Grade Drawfaggotry. Noice.
>>1013498I think a lot of people don't think her coat is thick
>>1013506It is, but she's still probably got a bit of chub.
>>1013498It's all the winter clothing--makes her look poofy.Yeah, she's probably just T H I C C, but y'know--Internet and fetishes.
>>1013415I'm with you there, D.va is my personal preference.
>>1013498Because>A: People don't understand the difference between chubby and obeseor>B:People just find it as another excuse to pump out for fat fetish artor>C:People decide to project their insecurities and features onto characters that barely resemble them in any way in an effort to feel better about themselves
>>1013516>>1013415Don't worry anons, DVA is my backup, after Tracer. You're not alone.
Fuck it, if everyone else is doing it>1 D.Va>2 Mei>3 Tracer>4 HealslutMercy>5 Zarya
>>1013524Peer pressure forces me to do it>Tracer>D.Va>Pharah>Mei>ZaryaMercy not considered because Jack X Mercy for life
I'm gonna root for the underdog waifus, since i doubt many other people willSo, go ana and symettra!
>>1013494Origin Skin get?
>>1013577Symmetra strikes me as asexual and aromantic.
>>1013629Cold demeanor, perfectionism, and absolute single-mindedness. There's a line in the comics that some have used to infer that she may be a high-functioning autist.
https://mega.nz/#F!4VYTGYZa!LcIwM2YLVZT7UQ_x2CkdWAOkay, that's a download of Seeker's Playlist Volume #1.30 songs of varying genre and quality.If I must say one thing, and I have to after listening to this fucking thing, some of you have wildly better taste in music than your fellow anons.I'm gonna go get a bite to eat.
>Raven doesn't update for one day>Thread becomes Waifu Wars and the Lucio Variety HourWeird
>>1013767Would you have it any other way though?
>>1013767Would you rather have it the other way around?
>>1013787Lucio wars and waifu variety hour?
>>1013791isn't that also what happened?
>>1013795In less interest than the former.
>>1013795No, not a single person turned it up or broke it down
>>1013803let's turn up the beat!
>>1013807>2017>not breaking it downPleb.
>>1013813Let me break it to you like thisNOPE
>>1013814U wana fit, u cunt? Well letz go then, 1v1 me club penguin u scrublord!
>>1013830Face me in Dark Souls 3 with no armor and no backstabs allowed, no estus either.You won't. You can't.
>>1013845come at me bro 1v1 tetris u scrub probly dont even know how to get high score god mode!
>>1013860Face me 1 on 1 in Pong noobletteBet you can't even analog
>>1013866face me 1v1 minesweeper you pansybet you cant even sweep
>mfw this thread
>>1013870So no update then?
>>1013871This weekend.Also will run some Thug Quest then, can't keep my thug peeps hanging.
>>1013870>mercy in the reaction imageareyou confirming that Mercy is both meme queen and waifu queen?>>1013868I'd say try facing me in SSX Tricky, but trying implies you have a chance.
>>1013871have you seen these animals I wouldn't update them either
>>1013875I must try to stay impartial in the waifu wars, anon.
>>1013880come on tell us who is your OW waifu we will think your cool
>>1013494This is pretty awesome, thanks for making this.
>>1013880I will ask only thisIs there any waifu you won't allow?
>>1013890Your right hand.
>>1013884what do you think of our dance skill rolls
Alright that pic is super cute.>sloshed D.VA>Ice sausage>Symmetra's glare>Symmetra's legs >The Amaris>Cocktail waitress Mei
>>1013953Meant to reply to >>1013880
>>1013884Once I get a better idea of what anons want/examples ill do a better one
>>1013494Could try for a faceplate that flips since a treasure hunter would much rather see an artifact with their own eyes instead of a HUD.
>>1013996Alternatively, cybernetic eyes.
>>1013283Just a simple tune, one of a boyhood dream to be a hero.Heroic Desire-Keiji Inai
>>1014073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWlfyXi0KYsforgot the link
So, did we ever decide on what our family was like? I know that one of our parents was a politician behind the push for Overwatch being disbanded. My proposal:>Mom: Canadian Member of Parliament. Might be pushing to run for Prime Minister soon. Was one of the politicians who helped disband Overwatch. Ruthless, pragmatic, etc.>Older Sister: High Powered Corporate Attorney. Takes after mom a lot but still has a soft spot for us.>Dad: Died when we were a kid. Mom doesn't talk about him.
>>1014077I thought the whole politican thing in general was only a proposal too. As having Overwatch toys and an anti-overwatch mom isn't something that's compatible if your parents are the ones buying the toys when you are that young.
>>1014079Who says Mom bought the toys? It could have been our Dad. Maybe they divorced
>>1014081You just said dad died when we were a kid. Mom wouldn't buy toys after that and any remaining are at serious risk to get trashed, especially if Mom's an ass and/or mom and dad were on bad terms.
>>1014077How bout we make the Dad as an archeologist the one we got our passion for ruin exploring from. He's the one who taught us about justice and compassion while mom is the one who taught us about pragmatism and necessity. Our parents are divorced but both are still alive and kicking
>>1014087Maybe his dad bought them before he died [spoilers] only to return sometime later in the story totally not dead in some crazy plot twist [/spoilers]He could've kept the figs hidden from his mom, only playing with them when she wasn't home, which I'd imagine is often since a politician is probably really busy. Maybe one of the reasons why our guy is so enamored with Overwatch is because his dad would tell him plenty of stories about Overwatch and instilling that sense of heroic justice and righteousness in him. Maybe this parents divorced due to them having disagreeing stances on Overwatch and other things.[spoilers] Maybe his dad told him stories of Overwatch when he was little because his dad was a secret member of the group, doing covert missions and whatnot. Maybe, building upon the idea of his mom being one of the politicians who helped disband Overwatch, did it because she found out her husband was a member of Overwatch, and blames them for his death and wanted them to pay. Except maybe he's not really dead, he's still out there somewhere doing cool dad things. [/spoilers]Just some ideas.
>>1014087He could have given us the figures before he died.Also, I like where >>1014088>>1014090 Are going. I like our Dad being an Archaeologist, although him being part of Overwatch is a bit much. If he's dead, he should stay dead. Otherwise, he's alive but working as a Professor or something.Clearly, our family shouldn't know about is being an Internationally Wanted Criminal.
>tfw waifuing zarya is going to be difficultI just want my muscle waifu. Lets hope she can cook a mean borsch
>>1014113>"Wait, I know a little Russian. Ahem, CHEEKY BREEKY.">And then Zarya broke Seeker over her knee.
>>1014120That is going brokeback batman. In other news, i like to make a team combo name>tracer and seekerThe homing missile. They can outrun and outgunned you. High damage when their ult is up. Efficient on 1 target
>>1014108Personally I want dad to be alive since dead dad is a cliche
>>1014147How about we have two dads
>>1014147But Dad secretly being alive is even more of a cliche.
>>1014158I'm suggesting that Dad is openly alive
>>1014200That's acceptable. He could be a Professor or something.
>>1014128>tracer and seeker>Homing MissileAre you sure it's not the ship name that you've just thought of, Anon?
>>1014266Why not both?
>>1014108Of course they should.The whole point was to rebel against their kind of corporate thinking.It's not much of a protest if they don't know we're doing it.
>>1014697Calling it a protest trivializes our actions.
Why do we need such dramatic origins? Isn't it enough that we split off from the standard way of earning our money and living our life working as a corporate employee, and became the scifi Indiana Jones person we play?We don't need to have the Peter Parker curse or anything, and it's obnoxiously overdone to have such backgrounds.You'd think we were making a new batman universe, rather than making a rookie character recruited into Overwatch.
>>1014798Not really. People have devoted their entire lives for less.
>>1014951We're bored while we wait for Raven to come back. This is what some people do when they're bored.
How about for our Origins both mum and dad died in the Crisis or something and we ended up in a mass orphanage along with a whole bunch of other orphans with only a few of our toys and maybe a single item to remember our parents? While there we fell under the wing of one of the older kids who taught us how to make mischief and have fun still, a big brother figure, who one day too vanished. Now without his guidance or maybe because of it our adventurers path slowly, slowly turned darker until finally we ended up in the gang we were in in part 1
>>1015039We didn't end up in a gang. We worked with them to take out a corrupt megacorp. Also this is edgy