>>Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragonball+quest>>InformationThis quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.>RulesAt the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote winsRolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting processI hope everyone has fun.>>Current SagaNone>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-20yY_jcQ
SoL shenanigans time?
When do we split the party and take Kori to go solo King Cold, and let the Dark Nimbus get poofedI'm not bitter about EQ, but it is very funny how bipolar anons are
>>1027247And the salt continues
>>1027260Where?>>1027254Anon, pls, don't instigate>>1027251Maybe
>>1027262I'M SO FUCKING READY
Yiss.I need to take the pain off the EQ shitstorm. This is exactly what the doctor ordered.
MY BODY IS READY.
"No thanks, I need to find Doctor Briefs," you tell your mother-in-law."Okay, sweetie, you have fun," she tells you sweetly.You get up and leave the kitchen, checking on Trunks first, and finding that he's still asleep. With everything alright, you go to find the Doctor.He's in his lab, of course, searching through shelves and drawers, moving calmly through the room while several of the other scientists watch him in a panic. Most of them look like they want to say something to the good Doctor, but others look almost as if this is a normal occurrence around here. You suppose they're just used to his eccentricities. "Now, where could it be?" Briefs mutters to himself as he continues his search.>A. Ask what he's looking for>B. Leave the room and hope that this sorts itself out>C. Go find a phone and give Bulma a call>D. Check on Yamcha>E. Something else
>>1027282>A. Ask what he's looking for
>>1027282>>A. Ask what he's looking for>C. Go find a phone and give Bulma a call
>>1027282>A. Ask what he's looking for>E. Is it the remote for the TV? Because I can't find that either.
>>1027282>>A. Ask what he's looking for
>>1027288>>1027292"What are you looking for?" you ask, approaching Doctor Briefs."Hmm?" he turns toward you. "Oh, Tofoo my boy, maybe you could help me out. I seem to have misplaced one of my new capsule prototypes. I've been looking all over, but I can't find it anywhere....."He pauses, rubbing his chin. "I hope I didn't drop it in my cappuccino by accident."Several of the scientists groan.>A. Ask where he last remembers having it>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was>D. Tell him that you'll have a look around>E. Something else
>>1027317>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was>A. Ask where he last remembers having it
>>1027317>A.>C.>B.>D.That order. Get the info, then ask Bulma to double check before helping in the search.
>>1027317>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was>A. Ask where he last remembers having it>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it>D. Tell him that you'll have a look around>E. Something elseGo look for Oloong, he might have seen something similar to the capsule since he's outside most of the time.
>>1027317>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about it
>>1027317>>B. Give Bulma a call and find out if she knows anything about itBulma and her father have swapped capsules by mistake before
>>1027317>A. Ask where he last remembers having it>C. Ask what sort of Capsule it was>D. Tell him that you'll have a look around
>>1027326>>1027323>>1027345"What kind of Capsule was it?" you ask him."Oh, it was a new airship prototype," Doctor Briefs explains. "Largest and fastest model yet, it could transport an entire warehouse full of stuff."Okay, that sounds potentially useful. "Where do you last remember having it?""Well, let me think...." he says, stroking his chin. "I think it was....no.....but...no it was...no, that's not right either.....oh, yes, it was when Krillin came and told all of us to leave the city earlier today. I set it down someplace around here. At least, I thought I did.""I'll give Bulma a call and see if she has it," you tell him, leaving the lab and looking for a phone. Upon finding one, you dial the number for Bulma's airship, hoping to catch her while she's piloting it. Unfortunately, there's no answer.Sighing, you hang up the phone, noticing a pretty blonde woman in a lab coat walking down the hallway in your direction.She looks at your face, and gives a disappointed frown. "I guess Doctor Briefs can't find that Capsule, can he?">A. Ask who she is>B. Is she looking for it, too?>C. Doctor Briefs misplaces things sometimes>D. Go take a look in your room, maybe Bulma was tinkering with it>E. Something else
>>1027397>>A. Ask who she is
>>1027397>A. Ask who she is>B. Is she looking for it, too?>D. Go take a look in your room, maybe Bulma was tinkering with it
>>1027397>A. Ask who she is>C. Doctor Briefs misplaces things sometimes>E. Something elseGo check out the security camera station, pretty sure one of the camera's might have recorded something.
>>1027397>A. Ask who she is>C. Doctor Briefs misplaces things sometimes>D. Go take a look in your room, maybe Bulma was tinkering with it
>>1027397>>A. Ask who she is>>B. Is she looking for it, too?
>>1027411>>1027422>>1027416>>1027412"Who are you?" you ask the woman.She offers you a smile. "I'm Haley, I'm one of the Capsule Corp Scientists. You're Tofoo, right? Nice to finally meet you. Sorry your father-in-law can't find his capsule.""It's alright, he misplaces things sometimes," you tell her.She chuckles. "I guess even brilliant minds have their failings. Anyway, I've got to get back to the lab. I'll see you later."She walks past you, making her way toward the lab, and leaving you to your own devices. You decide to take a look around your room, just in case your wife decided to tinker with the capsule in her spare time. Upon returning to your room, you find that stupid train show still running on the television, and with the remote no place to be found, you're forced to listen to it as you search for the capsule.You don't find it.>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something>B. Go check on Trunks>C. See if you can track down Oolong; maybe he'll know>D. Go back to the lab>E. Something else
>>1027459>B. Go check on Trunks>D. Go back to the lab
>>1027459>B. Go check on Trunks>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something
>>1027459>>B. Go check on Trunks>>C. See if you can track down Oolong; maybe he'll know
>>1027462>>1027465>>1027467I mean fuck at least we have our priorities straight
>>1027459>>B. Go check on Trunks>>A. Go check the security station, maybe the cameras caught something
>>1027473Gotta make sure this doesn't end up turning into a Twilight Zone type of deal if it turns out that train cartoon is becoming sentient.
>>1027475>>1027488>>1027465Before anything else, you go to check on your son, finding him sleeping soundly in his crib. Oddly enough, you find the remote in there as well. You aren't sure how it got there, but at least you can turn that damn show off now.As you grab the remote, your son wakes up, beginning to cry. He looks up toward you, tears in his eyes, and a terrible smell coming from his body.Oh no.>A. Change his diaper>B. Call Mrs. Briefs to handle this>C. Something else
>>1027503>A. Change his diaper
>>1027503>A. Change his diaperTime for our greatest challenge.
>>1027503>A. Change his diaperReady to botch the roll on this one?
>>1027503>>A. Change his diaperJust so we can say "I DIDN'T CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT FOR NOTHING" in the future.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>1027525
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>1027525
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1027525
>>1027533>>1027528>>1027527It's smelly, dirty work, but you push yourself through it all, successfully changing Trunks's diaper while keeping the mess to a minimum. When you finish, your son laughs happily, holding his hands up toward you, wanting to be held.>A. Take him with you>B. Leave him here>C. Something else
O cool this is up. Reading through Lord Slug saga right now. Be with you guys next time.
>>1027539>A. Take him with you
>>1027539>>A. Take him with youWe don't have to constantly check up on him this way
>>1027539>>A. Take him with you
>>1027539>A. Take him with youwash hands first
>>1027539>A. Take him with youThe shit you put up with...
>>1027547>>1027546After washing your hands, you pick up your son, who smiles happily as you carry him out of the room, making your way back downstairs. If you remember correctly, the security room is down the hall from the lab, and maybe the cameras caught something.When you reach the security room, you find nobody inside of it, which strikes you as odd. You're pretty sure there's supposed to be somebody watching the monitors. What's even worse, the security system seems to have been tampered with, leaving you with no way of telling what happened.Though, this seems to confirm that Doctor Briefs didn't just misplace his capsule.Trunks looks around the room curiously, but offers no answers.>A. Head for the lab>B. Go back to your room>C. Go to the weapon's lab>D. Go to the vault>E. Something else
>>1027580>A. Head for the lab
>>1027580>>A. Head for the labMaybe its because of the Scooby-doo thread on /v/ last night, but i think we have mystery on our hands here gang
>>1027580>A. Head for the lab>C. Go to the weapon's lab>D. Go to the vault>E. Look around the place something isn't right
>>1027580>>A. Head for the labAnybody remember that blonde?
>>1027594Yeah, her name wasn't a food pun so i was feeling a little suspicious, i think we stumbled upon some corporate sabotage
>>1027597or at very least too normal for dragonball
>>1027597Nah, she's just a diversion. The real culprit was the t.v., I mean the remote mysteriously moved by it self and I'm pretty sure we couldn't turn it off in the last thread.
>>1027617Some sort of Electric Virus Demon, hmm, that would explain why the system seems tampered and the TV wouldn't turn off
>>1027585>>1027587>>1027591There's really nothing to do other than head for the lab, and you carry Trunks that way, finding Doctor Briefs and his other scientists taking notes and drawing up schematics, seeming to have moved past the search for the Capsule.Trunks gasps happily, reaching toward his grandfather, and Doctor Briefs turns toward the sound, smiling."Ah, Trunks, my boy, have you come to help your grandfather work?" Doctor Briefs asks his grandchild.Trunks answers by laughing.A few of the scientists come over to say hello to Trunks, but when one of them gets close, Trunks stares at him and begins to cry.The man flinches, stepping back and looking at your son with a mixture of surprise and irritation."Oh, don't worry about Newman," one of the scientists tells Trunks with a chuckle. "His face isn't nice to look at, but he's an okay guy."The other scientists laugh, save Newman, who glares at the one who made the joke as if he plans to shoot him.>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule>B. Ask Newman if he usually has trouble with kids>C. Take Trunks for a walk out in the city>D. Take Trunks for a walk through the atrium>E. Head to the vault>F. Head for the weapon's lab>G. Something else
>>1027627>B. Ask Newman if he usually has trouble with kids>E. Head to the vaultIt's a whodunnit mystery
>>1027627>>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule>G. Something elseMaybe it's because i was raised in the woods, but the i think somethings wrong with the security system
>>1027627>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule>G. Tell him somebody tampered with the security station>E. Head to the vault
>>1027627>A. Ask Doctor Briefs if he found the capsule>G. Something elseSecurity station is empty and someone took advantage to mess with the security system. >E. Head to the vault
>>1027635>>1027639>>1027646"Did you find the Capsule?" you ask Doctor Briefs. "Afraid not, but I'm sure it'll turn up sooner or later," the Doctor tells you. Newman laughs. "This isn't the first time something like this has happened. Remember when you lost the motorcycle, and Lazuli found one of your cats chewing on it?""Hmm....yes, I think I remember that one," Doctor Briefs tells him. "Anywho, I'll ask her to take a look for it later, I think she's with her boyfriend, so we might want to leave her alone.""You know, maybe it's because I was raised in the woods, but I think something's wrong with the security station," you comment. "It looks like somebody was tampering with it."The scientists exchange looks, seeming surprised."Wasn't Boris there?" Haley asks."Boris?" you repeat."The security guard," Newman explains.You shake your head. "The station was empty.""Gerald, can you take a look at it?" Doctor Briefs asks.One of the scientists shrugs. "I can try, but didn't Old Gus build that thing? I'm not sure I'll be able to do much.""Then get Old Gus," Newman tells him. "He's usually out in the atrium.""Alright," Gerald sighs, heading outside of the lab.>A. Ask who Old Gus is>B. Go to the vault>C. Go to the weapon's lab>D. Take Trunks back to your room>E. Go for a walk>F. Something else
>>1027687>A. Ask who Old Gus is>B. Go to the vaultMight as well check if anything else got stolenand if not, then>E. Go for a walk
>>1027687>>B. Go to the vaultWe Legacy of Goku now?
>>1027687>>A. Ask who Old Gus is>>B. Go to the vaultPart of me wants to put Trunks back, but mysteries are perfect bonding time, besides if we can't handle some random spy/infiltrator with our hands tied, no amount of training can save us
>>1027702>Put Trunks backBulma probably wouldn't go for that
>>1027711Oh you, and checked
>>1027697>>1027700>>1027702"Who's Old Gus?" you ask."Oh, Gus is an old friend," Doctor Briefs answers. "We used to work together and build radios in the garage. When I started Capsule Corp, I gave him a job. He programmed the security system, designed the atrium, and even built me a stereo system for my bedroom."Deciding to leave your father-in-law to his work, you take Trunks and head for the Vault. If you know Bulma, she probably stashed the Black Star Balls here, along with a considerable amount of other valuables. Entering the password, you're able to go inside, finding everything in order, and no signs of any break-in.Trunks tries to grab one of the Dragonballs as you pass them, crying when he's unable to reach the orb.>A. Let him take one for now>B. Leave it>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city>D. Head to your room>E. Something else
>>1027736>B. Leave it>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the cityLets see if we can find him a dinosaur that can ride a ball.
>>1027736>>B. Leave it>>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city
>>1027736>A. Let him take one for now>C. Take Trunks for a walk around the city
>>1027750>>1027766Making your son leave the ball behind for the moment, you leave the vault, carrying Trunks out of Capsule Corp and taking him for a walk around the city.West City is as bustling as ever, even more so since that wish on the Black Star Balls brought back people killed by King Piccolo three centuries ago. Trunks seems a bit overwhelmed by all of the people, his little head turning to check out every person or animal he sees, eyes wide as he tries to take everything in.You spot some signs advertising various products, and one for some guy named Mr. Satan, saying that he's become champion of some large tournament in the region. One of these days, you'll probably have to go back to competing in tournaments.As you pass an alleyway, you hear a voice."Hey, ain't you that Tofoo guy?" Turning your head, you see a man armed with a gun step from the shadows, taking aim at Trunks, who just stares back at him blankly."Yeah, you're that martial artist, lives at Capsule Corp," he says. "Listen up, moneybags, give me five million zeni, or I'm gonna have to put some holes in junior here.">A. Knock him out>B. Kill him>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around>D. Something else
>>1027807>A. Knock him outWhile shielding Trunks with the other free hand.
>>1027807>>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around>>D. Something elseKick the gun out of his hand while keeping hold of Trunks
>>1027807>>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni around>A. Knock him outjust a quick tap to the jaw
>>1027807>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni aroundNothing bounds a father and son more then TRUE VIOLENCE!
>>1027807>A. Knock him out>C. Tell him you aren't carrying five million zeni aroundI'm tempted to kill him.But doing that in front of our son is just bad.
>>1027819>>1027817>>1027811"I'm not carrying five million zeni," you tell him calmly before kicking the gun right out of his hand, sending it flying into the air and giving you an easy opening to knock the man out with another kick.Trunks laughs, clapping his hands together as he watches the man fall unconscious to the ground. A few passersby stop and stare, but you just continue on with your smiling son without a word, crossing the street and passing a series of delicious-smelling restaurants. "Oh, hey Tofoo!" Oolong shouts as he comes walking toward you, carrying a large bag you presume to be filled with candy. "Hey, are you sure you're good to be out right now?">A. You're feeling much better>B. You needed some air>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son>D. Something else
>>1027877Tofoo wouldn't just murder some guy on the street though. Especially not some dude with a gun. Those things haven't been relevant to him for over a decade.
>>1027884>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son>D. Something elseProbably ask him if knows anything about the missing capsule.
>>1027884>>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son>D. "Hey, you seen this super special capsule Briefs was working on? It's gone missing."
>>1027884>B. You needed some air>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son>D. What you got there?>inb4 Oolong sold the capsule to buy candies.
>>1027884>A. You're feeling much better>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son>>1027887I know I said I felt tempted.But it'd be stupid to kill him.A. Bad for trunksB.Just morally offC.Bulma would kill us when she finds out.
>>1027884>>C. You felt like taking a walk with your son>>D. Something else"Hey, do like mysteries? because i could use a witty sidekick"
>>1027899I feel like Bulma would just ask if we left the body on the street and if we need somebody to go dump it somewhere.
>>1027907I assume that'd be if we were alone and not with trunks.
>>1027898Nah, he sells Bulma's underwear to buy candy>>1027899Bulma shot a twelve year old boy in the head
>>1027902>Implying that our son isn't our sidekick.
>>1027916You think she'd care about what happens to some guy who pulled a gun on her husband and infant son?
>>1027922Then Oolong can Trunks sidekick, since Appule isn't here.
>>1027919SOM I meant she'd kill us if we traumatized trunks.Why would she care about generic streetrat A?
>>1027884>Trunks laughs, clapping his hands together as he watches the man fall unconscious to the ground.see this shit actually kinda concerns me
>>1027919Not to mention we killed someone at the age of 13 or so.Trunks needs to one up his parents later on when he's a bit older.
>>1027938Now imagine if we killed him and the reaction was the same.That'd be interesting
>>1027940>Slices Freeza in halfPssh, nothing personal, kid
>>1027948You better not.Also is Tapion still gonna happen? Are you gonna make it make sense in the timeline?
>>1027893>>1027898>>1027892"I felt like taking a walk with my son," you tell him. "What have you got there?""Candy," Oolong tells you, grinning. "Oh, did you hear anything about a missing capsule?" you ask him."Nope, not a thing," he answers. "You sure Bulma's dad didn't just forget it somewhere?">A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it>B. Maybe>C. Head back to Capsule Corp>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks>E. Keep walking>F. Something else
>>1027956>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks
>>1027956>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it>C. Head back to Capsule Corp>D. Ask if he wants to join you and Trunks>F. Ask for a piece of candy to give to Trunks
>>1027956>A. You thought so at first, but it looks like somebody stole it>D. Ask if he wants to join you and TrunksIs Trunks old enough to start in hihs downfall into sugary stuff.>tfw don't know if your kid is old enough for candy.
>>1027972How many months until he hits 2?
>>1027972To young, when he gets to five we will take him to the best candy store.
>>1027960>>1027963"I thought so at first, too, but it looks like somebody stole it," you explain."Well, sorry, I can't help you there," Oolong says, taking out a piece of chocolate and throwing it into his mouth. "I mean, what good's a transforming pig going to do you in a situation like this?"Rolling your eyes, you ask Oolong if he'd like to join you and Trunks.The three of you continue to wander the city, which mostly goes well, though you notice Oolong staring at things he really shouldn't be on multiple occasions. You pass restaurants,arcades, and an amusement park, but with an infant, there's not too much you can do.Then, you see it, and your blood runs cold.In the distance, there's some sort of weird playground modeled after that stupid train show. Trunks sees it, and his eyes light up as he reaches toward it.>A. Take him to the playground>B. Go home>C. Something else
>>1028012>>A. Take him to the playgroundLittle bastard.
>>1028012>A. Take him to the playgroundIt's for our boy....
>>1028012>A. Take him to the playgroundMight as well use the time to think over everything we know at this point about the missing capsule.
>>1028012>>A. Take him to the playgroundeven if Oolong doesn't care about the mystery, we can still bounce theories off of him
>>1028015>>1028017Seeing some mixed feelings toward your son here
>>1028043I don't like Thomas the Tank engine
>>1028015>>1028017It's for your son.You take your smiling child to the playground, pushing him on the swings, holding him and sliding down slides, or just letting him sit in the trains. All the while, you discuss the missing capsule with Oolong."Okay, so you have some hot blonde girl, a guy that made your kid cry, a missing security guard, and an old man named Gus," Oolong sums up."Yeah," you tell him."It's old man Gus," Oolong tells you.>A. How does he know what?>B. You think it's somebody else (specify)>C. You agree>D. Something else
>>1028055>>A. How does he know what?>>B. You think it's somebody else (Haley)
>>1028055>A. How does he know what?>B. You think it's somebody else (specify)Newman, I mean Trunks has got know every scientist by now if he hangs out with his grandpa from time to time and he basically freaked out with him instead of the others.
>>1028073>>1028082"How do you know that?" you ask the pig."I know you don't watch a whole lot of television, but I do, especially mystery shows," Oolong tells you, scarfing down more candy. "Trust me, I have an eye for these things.""I think it's Newman," you tell him. "Newman?" Oolong looks at you like you're nuts. "Why him?""Trunks has to know every scientist by now if he hangs out with his grandpa," you tell Oolong. "He was good with all of them except for Newman. He freaked out.""Nah, it's too obvious," Oolong tells you. "Unless there's two of them.">A. Maybe there is>B. Take Trunks home>C. Play with Trunks a little more>D. Something else
>>1028104>>A. Maybe there is"Back in the desert, all those years ago back when we first met Puar and Yamcha, Puar mentioned a Transformation School or something right?">C. Play with Trunks a little more
>>1028104>>A. Maybe there is>B. Take Trunks home
>>1028104>A. Maybe there is>B. Take Trunks homeAnd I like this anon's input >>1028114
>>1028114Smart, anonNot necessarily correct, but smart thinking
>>1028118Plus there was also that fight with Murasaki in Muscle Tower, where he used his brothers to make it seem he using a ninja technique.
>>1028118>>1028114"Maybe there is," you suggest. "By the way, back in the desert, all those years ago when we first met Puar and Yamcha, Puar mentioned a Transformation School or something, right?""Yeah, Puar and I both went to Shapeshifting School," Oolong tells you. "Until the lousy place kicked me out and he graduated. Steal the teacher's panties one time, and suddenly nobody wants you around!"He sighs as Trunks giggles at some of the trains."But, last I heard, that place got shut down, not really sure why," Oolong goes on. "I could have used some more classes.">A. He could use some class in general>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?>C. Go home>D. Stay a while
>>1028138>>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?
>>1028138>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?>C. Go home
>>1028138>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?Tell him we need his help with smoking out the rat or rats in this case. And if he asks tell him the culprits are basically a beauty and the beast team up. >C. Go home
>>1028138>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?>Go homeThe trains eyes man..it's staring at us, following our every move...
>>1028138>>B. Can't he only hold a shape for like, five minutes?>>C. Go home
>>1028154>>1028156"Can't you only hold a shape for like, five minutes?" you ask Oolong"That's five minutes more than you can manage," Oolong tells you, sounding mildly offended.The eyes of the trains are beginning to disturb you. So, grabbing your son, you get up, and start toward home.>End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, everybody, I hope you all had funAs always, I'll stick around for a while
>reading the pastebin with Goku turning into a super sayan. Dam Goku got really pissed
>>1028169Trunks enjoying himself?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa39KkI0hs8And I believe I figured out how the capsule was stolen and who's behind it.
Thanks for running SOM
>>1028174Yep, and certain experiences have made Goku a little less lenient than he was in canon>>1028177Thanks for playing, anon>>1028176I'm listening
It's litt boyshttps://youtu.be/GkhNLE3YMHM
>>1028193The time has come, and so have I
>>1028169Thanks as always for running Som. It's nice to spend time with family and do something that isn't fighting to death.How long until Trunks turns 2 anyhow. We should start thinking about a gift. We should also try and set up a schedule for training with Kori.
>>1028181Haley and Newman, they both were probably stealing something from Capsule Corp. One of them has the missing capsule and the other probably have heard something about the blasters from Namek. They ended up teaming up, with Haley distracting Boris from the security station and Newman messing with the cameras while they were empty in order to erase any evidence of what they were doing during the Slug evacuation.
>>1028181I know it SOM. I read all the threads in the quest archives. Still proud of having rolled that 98 against Reecomme
>>1028200A few months>>1028201Good thinking>>1028203RIP Ginyu Tokusentai
>>1028174where is it
>>1028208The great always die in their prime. Specially if you get against Tofoo and his gang.
>>1028226RIP Yamcha's pelvis
>>1028226He gets to bang Lazuli. So a little death is nothing ro tap that booty.
>>1028228True>>1028230Was three deaths worth banging Bulma?
>>1028233Yes. Yes it was.
>>1028233What a stupid question. Of course they were! Bulma ass is worth at least five deaths.
>>1028233Yes, Goku basically was our wingman with us or him not knowning since he helped us get a kiss with Bulma.
>>1028045>"Look over here."Stop breaking the 4th wall, Tofoo. Get back in the quest like a good husband.>>1028208Thanks for running. The light hearted fun is a great change of pace from both the horrors of Lord Slug, and the mess of people freaking out about the idea that Sei could have made a mistake, and is letting pride nearly getting the quest to go full Henderson.Now onto an actual question, what's going through Trunk's mind as his father's toting him around everywhere? Doesn't have to be coherent sentences, but something more than just "goo goo ga ga".
>>1028246Well, you did set him up with his wife, so it's pretty much even>>1028247"Daddy strong""That man looked funny""Hi, Oolong!""Trains! Want! Want!""Swing me higher, daddy!""Slide!""Sleepy..."
>>1028247YOU CAN'T CONTAIN ME AND MY SHITTY ROLLS
>>1028247"My Sheer Heart Virus, has no weakness"
>>1029827you don't tell me what to post
>>1029841Why must you hurt me?
>>1029849cause you're shitSHIT
>>1029807Back to being back.
Making your way back home to Capsule Corp, you have a chat with Oolong, the two of you discussing some of what you've been doing lately. You go over your experiences in Otherworld, which Oolong does seem legitimately interested in (he asks if any of the martial artists on Grand Kai's Planet were attractive women, though, so you aren't sure his reasons for paying attention are the best). He tells you that he's just been enjoying the simple life like he always has; having machines at Capsule Corp to wait on him hand and foot, all the delicious food he could ever eat, televisions with every channel, and a plentiful supply of panties (you make a mental note to talk to Bulma about that)."So, Tofoo, think you'll compete in the next World Tournament?" he asks you.>A. Definitely>B. Maybe>C. Ask if he knows when it is>D. Nah, you think you've outgrown those>E. Something else
>>1029872>A. Definitely>C. Ask if he knows when it isHow could we not?It's the best way to shill for capsule Corp.We can shill during the cell games too.
>>1029872>A. Definitely"It's pretty much my job to sponsor Capsule Corp after all"
>>1029872>>A. Definitely>C. Ask if he knows when it is>E. It'd be good publicity for Capsule Corp anyhow, do why not?
>>1029872>A. Definitely>C. Ask if he knows when it is
>>1029890>>1029888>>1029883>>1029882"Definitely," you answer. "It's good publicity for Capsule Corp, after all. Do you know when it is?""I think the next one's only a few months away," Oolong tells you. "Everyone's making a big deal about it since the last two ended without a real winner. There hasn't been a champion since Jackie Chun won back when you were a kid."You remember that tournament. Your very first, you beat the monster Giran in the first round, and narrowly defeated Krillin in the semifinals, only to be defeated by Jackie Chun in the championship match. The old man had claimed to be a relative of Roshi, and fought using one of the Turtle Hermit's most powerful techniques; the Kamehameha. You never did get a rematch. And speaking of rematches, you still want to face Goku again after he defeated you in the 22nd World Tournament. But who knows if he'll even be back in time for this tournament."Try to win this time," Oolong comments. "I lost a lot of money betting on you in the last two tournaments.">A. You'll do your best>B. Since when does he have money?>C. Tell him he should get a job instead of gambling>D. Something else
>>1029910>A. You'll do your best
>>1029910>>B. Since when does he have money?
>>1029910>B. Since when does he have money?>A. You'll do your best
>>1029910>B. Since when does he have money?>C. Tell him he should get a job instead of gambling
>>1029918>>1029920>>1029915"Since when do you have money?" you ask Oolong."Never mind that," he tells you dismissively. "I just can't afford another huge loss at this tournament.""Maybe you should get a job instead of gambling," you suggest."I would, but the last time I tried that, a couple of freaky kids with super powers made me lose it," he points out.Right, that village he was terrorizing. You wonder if he'd still be there had you and Goku not stopped him. "Well, I'll do my best," you promise him."Great, try not to get disqualified this time," he suggests as the two of you reach Capsule Corp. There's still no sign of Bulma's airship, so she's either still at North City, or she capsulized it. Trunks seems ready for another nap.>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib>B. Go to the lab>C. Go check on Yamcha>D. Go call Bulma>E. Something else
>>1029983>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib>B. Go to the labTime to resolve the issue with the missing capsule
>>1029983>>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib>>B. Go to the lab
>>1029983>>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib>>B. Go to the labAlright gang, its time to solve this mystery
>>1029983>A. Go put Trunks back in his crib
>>1030000nice quads bro
>>1029989>>1029990Once you're inside, the first thing you do is take Trunks to his room, placing him gently into his crib and leaving him to nap. As your son closes his eyes, you leave the room, heading across to your own.You feel your heart skip a few beats when you get there.The room's been ransacked. Clothes lay strewn across the floor, drawers hang open, furniture has been overturned, and the damn remote seems to have gone missing again. >A. See if anything's been stolen>B. Go to the lab>C. Find Oolong>D. Find Yamcha>E. Something else
>>1030055>>A. See if anything's been stolen>>B. Go to the lab
>>1030055>A. See if anything's been stolen>E. Sense for ki in the immediate vicinity>B. Go to the labFUCKERS
>>1030055>A. See if anything's been stolenthenD. Find Yamcha>B. Go to the laband and take trunks with us
>>1030055>E. Something elseSense if anyone is still around>A. See if anything's been stolen>C. Find OolongProbably in his room, ask him to guard Trunks >B. Go to the lab
>>1030098>>1030065>>1030085The first thing you do is search to see if anything's been stolen. It doesn't take long to figure out that the thief or thieves made off with your wife's jewelry. Of course, she can easily replace it, but it still pisses you off.Nothing else looks to have been taken, but the room is a mess. You sense for energy in the area, but just pick up the people in Capsule Corp. So, no luck there.Leaving the room, you make your way to the lab, finding the scientists and Doctor Briefs hard at work on various projects, from assembling small cars to drawing up schematics.Doctor Briefs seems to be tinkering with a badly damaged camera. >A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around>C. Go see what Doctor Briefs is working on>D. Go find Oolong>E. Go find Yamcha>F. Go give Bulma a call>G. Something else
>>1030136>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry>F. Go give Bulma a call>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather aroundI hope these guys are ready for super speed pat-downs
>>1030136>>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry>>F. Go give Bulma a call
>>1030136A and B
>>1030136>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry>F. Go give Bulma a callProbably ask her if she answers if anyone can enter our room or if the security to the locks is similar to the doors in Capsule Corp where you need an id card or something. >B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around
>>1030136>>A. Go tell Doctor Briefs that somebody stole Bulma's jewelry>>B. Tell all of the scientists to gather around
>>1030147>>1030155>>1030179Approaching Doctor Briefs, you tell him that jewelry's been stolen from Bulma's room."Oh, is that right?" he asks, continuing to tinker with the camera. "Well, we can get her new jewelry, that's not a big deal."You're about to ask if she's serious, but then you remember who you're talking to. Leaving the lab, you head to a phone and give Bulma another call. Again, no answer.Putting down the phone, you head back to the lab, shouting for the scientists to gather around. A few, including Haley and Gerald, listen right away, but some others, such as Newman, look toward Doctor Briefs for confirmation."What's all of this about, my boy?" Doctor Briefs asks you as he rises from the table.>A. Somebody in here is a thief, and you want to know who>B. You wanted to warn everyone that there's a thief in Capsule Corp, and that they should keep a close eye on their things>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?>D. Something else
>>1030220>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?See if anyone sighs in relief
>>1030220>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?also someone stole my wife's jewlery and no one is leavibg until i find out who
>>1030220>C. You're ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?>A. Somebody in here is a thief, and you want to know who"Since who ever stole my wife's jewelry is connected in someway to the missing capsule."
>>1030257Did we ever learn to sense for evil Ki?
>>1030282You can't specifically sense for evil, but particularly evil people give out a certain vibe that's different from most
>>1030282Well we could always tell the difference ever since we drank the Ultra Divine Water and sensed for King Piccolo.
>>1030230>>1030236>>1030276"I'm ordering takeout, does anybody want anything?" you ask.The scientists exchange looks, some looking confused, others seeming irritated, and a couple looking relieved. "Oh, and someone stole my wife's jewelry," you add. "And nobody's leaving until I find out who, because I get the feeling that whoever stole it also had something to do with the missing Capsule."Some of the scientists look at one another with suspicion, while a few look at you like you're an idiot."Why are you so sure it was one of us?" Haley asks. "Capsule Corp has other workers.""That's true," Gerald agrees. "I mean, has anybody found Boris?""No sign of him," Newman speaks up. "Sounds suspicious if you ask me.""Well, he could have broken the security systems," Gerald admits. "But Old Gus says someone also erased the footage. I don't think he knew the system well enough to do that.">A. Erasing footage doesn't sound tough>B. Ask where Old Gus is>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order>D. Ask what other employees there are>E. Something else
>>1030321>>A. Erasing footage doesn't sound tough>>B. Ask where Old Gus is>>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order>>D. Ask what other employees there are
>>1030321>B. Ask where Old Gus is>D. Ask what other employees there are"I want names, appearance, everything">C. Ask what everybody wants you to order"Oh, and by the way, i was serious"
>>1030321>C. Ask what everbody wants you to order>A. Erasing Footage doesn't sound tough.>B. Ask where Old Gus is?>E. I've actually already figured out who the jewelry and the capsule, I'm giving those people till the time the food arrives to confess.Let's try and bullshit them.
>>1030345>A. Erasing footage doesn't sound tough>B. Ask where Old Gus is>C. Ask what everybody wants you to order>D. Ask what other employees there areAnd also ask if anyone had actually seen Boris's last location, since we can sense ki might as well use that to sense a separate ki away from the usual areas in the building.
....Is it Launch?
>>1030398Launch is in space dude. She's robbing aliens and shit.
>>1030398Busy being a space pirate with Lapis, probably robbing the Galaxy Express by now.
>>1030403Which would make this all the more amazing if it was her.
>>1030345>>1030331>>1030343>>1030375"Erasing footage doesn't sound tough," you comment."In most places it isn't," Gerald tells you. "But Gus set up the system so that only certain people would have the ability to do that, to keep members of security from erasing things they shouldn't. Nobody ever told Boris how to get in.""Speaking of Old Gus, where is he?" you ask."Security station," one of the scientists answers. "He's trying to get the cameras back online and repair the damaged equipment.""Okay, well, what other employees are there?" you ask."Let's see, there's the receptionists, the janitors, Lapis, and Lazuli," Doctor Briefs tells you. Okay, well, Lapis is in space, and Lazuli is..busy. "One last question, then," you say. "What does everybody want me to order? I was serious about the takeout.""I could go for pizza," one of the scientists says."Nah, man, hoagies," another speaks up"Cheese steaks" says a third. It looks like they might be at this for a while.>A. Tell everybody to empty their pockets>B. Ask where everybody last saw Boris>C. You'll order pizza>D. You'll order hoagies>E. You'll order cheese steaks>F. You'll order all three>G. Something else
>>1030408>How the hell are you here? You should be in space right now.>We met up with Goku and he taught us all how to teleport. It's a neat trick.>So now he's an ancient alien super warrior AND he can teleport. Fuck me then, I'm retiring.
>>1030428>G. How about Chinese?>B. Ask where everybody last saw Boris>G. Ask if anybody has seen Doctor Haley
>>1030428>B. Ask where everybody last saw Boris>>1030321She's right there
>>1030428>B. Ask where everbody last saw Boris.>G. Contact King Kai telepathically and ask him to read the scientist's minds. >"Okay, so how about we just order some of everything."
>>1030461>Hey, God, can you help me find my wife's jewelry?>Fuck off
>>1030469We know how to deal with this.>"I think one of the scientists stole a calendar, that'll get 'em 12 months.">"They stole a bar of soap too King Kai, they'll make a clean getaway.">"If we can send them to jail they can at least still talk to their families with cell phones.">"I will keep this up all. Damn. Day."
>>1030469To be fair, asking King Kai for help with this kinda stuff is something that'd happen in canon.
>>1030461>>1030451>>1030457"Where did everybody last see Boris?" you ask."I saw him on the way to his station this morning," Haley tells you.>A. Go look for Boris>B. Go find Oolong>C. Go order Takeout>D. Tell everybody to empty their pockets>E. Something else
>>1030515>>C. Go order TakeoutI'm a little suspicious of Haley being the only one to answer, but I could just be paranoid.
>>1030515Okay okay okay I got it!We go tell them we'll look for Boris, instead we go find Oolong, tell him to transform into a ninja or something with a bag over his shoulders, which we can see fake jewelry poking out of the top, and then he'll say some stupid line, wag a fake capsule at everyone, and make a break.The entire time, we keep our eyes on the scientists.
>>1030524Or ask for a picture of what Boris looks like and have Oolong transform into him and see and sense how the scientists react.
>>1030524That could work, looking to see who does what and if anybody goes for some type of stash to check if they actually still have their stolen good.
>>1030524Interesting idea>>1030527Better idea
>>1030515>E. Something elseAsk for a picture of Boris, tell them we are going to go look for him.>B. Go find OolongAsk him transform into the guy and lead him back to the lab.
>>1030527Let's go with this.
>>1030527Sorry, back, update coming
>>1030547>>1030527"Does anybody have a picture of Boris?" you ask. "I'll go have a look for him.""Hmm....nope, not me," Doctor Briefs says."Nope," Haley says.All of the scientists rattle off that they haven't seen him."The reception desk might have a picture of him," one suggests. "That way they know who to let in."That's worth a try, and after a quick visit to the reception desk, you have a photo of Boris, which you take to your old friend Oolong."So you want me to turn into this fat idiot so you can find Bulma's jewelry?" Oolong asks. "What's in it for me?">A. It's doing a friend a favor>B. He gets to keep living here>C. You'll get him a pair of Bulma's panties>D. You'll get him a pair of Lazuli's panties>E. You'll take him candy shopping>F. Something else
>>1030698>E. You'll take him candy shopping>F. Something elseAnd if he doesn't buy it, then "I'll give you the prize money from the tournament thats coming up."
>>1030698>>1030710100% is a bit much.>E.>F. Give him 25% of the tournament prize money
>>1030698>>F. Something else"I'm not exactly tight on money, how about i split the tournament prize with you?"
>>1030710>>1030727>>1030745>Being this generous
>>1030710This. What would Tofoo even need the prize money for anyways.
>>1030748We're married to the heiress of the Capsule Corporation, we really don't need money
>>1030750In case Bulma ever dumps him for an alien
>>1030756Wouldn't we just call Chi-Chi at that point?
>>1030757She's married to Krillin
>>1030771I mean to kill said alien like the last one that might have had a chance with Bulma.
>>1030757Chichi has Krillin>>1030772Oh, right, good idea
>>1030778You do remember you made the female characters do stuff besides just being married to their respective husbands, right?
>>1030787>Chichi killed Vegeta>Bulma reverse-engineered blasters and builds everything the Z-Fighters need>Lazuli works as a test pilot for Capsule Corp>Launch still steals shit>Suno basically runs Jingle VillageNo, I completely forgot
>>1030710>>1030727"I'll take you to the candy store and buy you a bunch more," you tell your friend."You got yourself a deal!" Oolong tells you excitedly, thrusting his right fist into the air.There's a puff of smoke, accompanied by a bang, and you find yourself staring at the spitting-image of Boris. Oolong grins, and starts toward the lab, with you in tow."So, how do you want me to play this?" he asks as the two of you approach the lab.>A. Tell him to walk in and stay quiet>B. Tell him to say that he knows who the thief is>C. Something else
>>1030831>A. Tell him to walk in and stay quiet>C. Take careful note of everybody's reactions.
>>1030831>B. Tell him to say that he knows who the thief isKeep an eye on their reactions from their breathing, to slight body movements. Sense them as well if they start to get nervous.
>>1030841Second this.>>1030855That'll be too telling. Observe first, bait later.
>>1030841>>1030893>>1030905"Just walk in and stay quiet," you instruct. "I'll be watching their reactions.""Alright, you got it," the swine tells you, stepping into the lab.The reaction is almost exclusively surprise on the part of just about everybody. Even Doctor Briefs seems shocked to see "Boris" suddenly appear. But, one man seems particularly disturbed by this, especially when he sees you standing next to "Boris".Newman's sweating, glancing around nervously, as if looking for an exit.>A. Instruct Oolong to point at Newman>B. Ask Newman what's bothering him>C. Something else
>>1030953>A.>B.>This thread theme nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
>>1030953>B. Ask Newman what's bothering him"Its almost like your seeing a ghost.">A. Instruct Oolong to point at Newman
>>1030953>>B. Ask Newman what's bothering him>C. Put a hand on his shoulder and grip lightly. Like normal person lightly.
>>1030981>>1030972"Point at that Newman guy, the one who's sweating over there," you whisper to Oolong."Right," the pig says, following your instructions.Newman shudders as the other scientists look at him."What's wrong, Newman?" you ask. "It's almost like you're seeing a ghost.""Dammit, Boris, we had a deal!" Newman suddenly shouts, throwing a capsule and producing an automatic rifle. >A. Disarm him>B. Knock him out>C. Kill him>D. Something else
>>1031011>A. Disarm him
>>1031011>Grab the gun barrel and bend it back so that it's pointing at him.
>>1031011>A. Disarm himMake sure to catch any bullets he might end up firing since he's about to be trigger happy.
>>1031011>A.>D. Move behind and get him in a full nelson hold.Must prevent and other tricks he may have up his sleeves.
>>1031019>Killing the only witness.
>>1031030I was hopping he wouldn't pull the trigger since, you know, the barrels pointing right at him.
>>1031011>>A. Disarm him>>B. Knock him out
>>1031030Do you not know how firearms work? Or more specifically how firing a gun with a severely bent barrel would work?
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>1031050
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>1031050
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>1031050
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>1031050
>>1031053>>1031058>>1031061Wow, that just got progressively worse.I hope 68 is good enough to catch a normal human off guard.
>>1031065If he's like a 5 and we're a 500,000, we should be fine.
>>1031065It should, especially since we've disarmed a human once today, and we were holding a baby then!
>>1031065You needed like a 5, this is just to see how easy it is for you
>>1031075...So you're saying we would've done better if we had Trunks with us.Okay next time we have to fight a bad guy, we're strappin' Trunks to our chest.
>>1031083It'd be better motivation to not pick retarded options at least.
>>1031083>Baby Trunks is like a buff that fuels us with Fatherly Power
>>1031090>Our power up is just us with a dad stache.I like it.
>>1031093>Super Dad 2 gives us a full beard>Super Dad 3 turns it into a wizard tier beard
>>1031040Don't underestimate how stupid a person can be when they're panicking.>>1031052No I don't. Sorry, not a /k/ommando. Only relying on silly cartoon logic.
>>1031099I was going to treat it that way
>>1031099You don't have to browse a board dedicated to lady-boys and firearms to know that a piece of metal flying multiple times the speed of sound probably won't slide through a fucked up barrel okay. There's a chance you get nothing out the barrel, shrapnel, or hot gas. All of which aren't particularly deadly in this situation.
>>1031053>>1031058>>1031061You rush forward, and the man begins firing. But, none of his bullets have any effect, as you effortlessly catch them out of the air before grabbing his gun, wrenching it from his hands, and squeezing it in half."Newman?" one of the scientists asks. "It was really you?""Okay, I bribed Boris to leave the security station for a few hours, destroyed it, and stole some jewelry, but I didn't steal any capsule!" Newman insists. "Yeah, right," Gerald tells him. "Why should we believe you now?""You'll see the truth soon enough," Newman promises. >End UpdatesThat's all for tonight, anons, I hope you all had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I'll stick around for a little while
>>1031133Thanks as always for running Som. I hope Trunks is okay.
>>1031133Is the case about to be closed?We still have a bit more free family time to go?
>>1031138He's fine, just being his usual disappointment>>1031148We'll see, and probably
>>1031151Come on Som no reason to talk about Trunks like that.;P
>>1031151>his usual disappointmentThat better be sarcasm. Trunks a best despite his poor taste in television.
>>1031151Wanna keep our promise to Kori and end up bringing Trunks, Yamcha, Krillin and his daughter for training.
>>1031113The general public won't think that first. Also, it's still a risk to have dozens of bullets cram through a bent barrel.>>1031111And this is why you don't rely on just logic. Because a QM can make logic work however he pleases.
>>1031156Good, good>>1031154heh>>1031164Not a bad idea>>1031165I mean, it's Dragonball, so gag moments can happen sometimes
>>1031165Well no shit a damaged firearm is still dangerous. I was just getting snippy because I've been around fucked up firearms too much lately.
>>1031172You work in a gun store or something? Damaged/shitty guns are just the worst. Just knowing an antique gun may explode in my hands is enough to stop me from ever wanting to load one.
>>1031170Are most of the scientist that work in Capsule Corp unfazed by someone catching bullets easily and breaking a gun with one hand?
>>1031199Some of them
>>1031196Yes I do. Fuck fudds and fuck hunting season. Also fuck rich kids.
I'd say after we get done with the "Mystery at Capsule Corp." we should get to trainin' everybody. We've got a space ship that has a gravity chamber now right? Let's use it.
>>1031211We also have a gravity chamber at home ya know. I figure if we need to do training somewhere else Bulma can just make us a Gravity Chamber Capsule.
I honestly thought that this was going to be early Pilaf Gang.
You rush forward, and the man begins firing. But, none of his bullets have any effect, as you effortlessly catch them out of the air before grabbing his gun, wrenching it from his hands, and squeezing it in half."Newman?" one of the scientists asks. "It was really you?""Okay, I bribed Boris to leave the security station for a few hours, destroyed it, and stole some jewelry, but I didn't steal any capsule!" Newman insists. "Yeah, right," Gerald tells him. "Why should we believe you now?""You'll see the truth soon enough," Newman promises. >A. Ask what he means by that>B. Check him for your wife's jewelry>C. Check him for Capsules>D. Knock him out>E. Kill him>F. Call the police>G. Something else
>>1033201>B. Check him for your wife's jewelry>C. Check him for Capsules
>>1033201>A. Ask what he means by that>B. Check him for your wife's jewelry>C. Check him for Capsules>F. Call the police
>>1033187fuck off>>1033201>A. Ask what he means by that>C. Check him for Capsules
>>1033201>C. Check him for Capsules>F. Call the police>A. Ask what he means by that
>>1033208>>1033209>>1033207"What do you mean by that?" you question. "What do you think I mean?" Newman snaps. "When more capsules start going missing, you'll see that it wasn't me.""I can also check right now," you point out, grabbing hold of the man and forcibly searching him for any stolen goods. He's right; you don't find the missing Capsule, but you do find your wife's jewelry, all of it in fine condition and all if it accounted for. "I told you!" he spits.>A. Ask why he stole from Bulma>B. Ask if this is his first time stealing from this place>C. Call the police>D. Something else
>>1033239>A. Ask why he stole from Bulma>B. Ask if this is his first time stealing from this place>C. Call the police
ALL THE BULLY SOM, ALL OF IT
>>1033239>>A. Ask why he stole from Bulma>>B. Ask if this is his first time stealing from this place>>C. Call the police
>>1033245>>1033246"Why did you steal from Bulma?" you demand. "And is this the first time you've stolen from this place?"The man chuckles. "Depends how you define stealing."Not caring for this nonsense, you raise a fist in front of the man, who flinches and immediately begins spilling his guts. "Alright!" Newman shouts. "I work for the Pod Corporation, a competitor of the Capsule Corporation. They offered me a lot of money to find out as much as possible about Capsule Corp technology and the inner-workings of their company. And, working at a company owned by the richest family on Earth, I had the perfect opportunity to get even more money by making off with some of their valuables."He glares at the disguised Oolong. "It was going wonderfully until Boris here ratted me out. Why'd you do it?!""I didn't," Oolong tells him, regaining his natural piggy shape."What the Hell?!" Newman shouts."I think that's enough," you comment. "Someone call the police."One of the scientists goes to do that, telling Newman that he'll be going to prison for a long time.As the police arrive and escort Newman away, Oolong comes walking over to you, grinning. "So, candy?">A. Alright>B. What about the candy he just bought?>C. Later>D. Go back to your room>E. Something else
>>1033277>>C. Later>E. We still have the missing Capsule to worry aboutPod Corp motherfuckers
>>1033277>C. Later>D. Go back to your roomAnd probably come to the slow conclusion that our wife might have taken the capsule.
>>1033318Fine, let's go back to our room
>>1033308>>1033323"Later," you promise, leaving the scientists to their work and returning to your room.First checking to make sure Trunks is still asleep, you walk over to your own room, collapsing onto your bed and finding exhaustion washing over you. Between Lord Slug, the obnoxious train show that your son was watching, and this whole thief situation, it's been an eventful day back from the dead.You roll onto your back and stare up at the ceiling. The world's safe for the moment. Once Piccolo, Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and the others retrieve the last Black Star Balls, things should be just fine, and you can finally enjoy some peace for a change. Hopefully, Goku will be returning soon, and his family can stop worrying.Glancing across the hallway, you look at your sleeping son, and think to yourself how lucky it is that he's too young to worry.>A. Turn on the TV>B. Take a nap>C. Something else
>>1033348>B. Take a nap
>>1033348>>B. Take a nap
>>1033350>>1033352You need some rest. Closing your eyes, you allow yourself to fall into a much-deserved sleep. You aren't interrupted for some time, and when you do awaken, it's dark outside, and your wife is curled up next to you, sleeping soundly.>A. Go back to sleep>B. Wake her up and see what happened>C. Go check on your son>D. Go for a walk>E. Go and train>F. Something else
>>1033391>C. Go check on your son>B. Wake her up and see what happened
>>1033395i meant a not b
>>1033391>C. Go check on your son>D. Go for a walk
>>1033391>C. Go check on your son>A. Go back to sleep
>>1033401>>1033395>>1033409You're careful not to wake Bulma as you get out of bed, crossing the hallway to your son's room, where he continues to sleep peacefully in his crib. Satisfied that he doesn't need you at the moment, you return to your room, climbing back into bed, pulling up the covers, and going back to sleep.Morning finds you feeling refreshed. There's no sign of Bulma, but you smell something delicious that seems to be coming your way. Your door soon opens to reveal your wife, dressed in an apron, carrying a tray with eggs, bacon, and orange juice.Bulma smiles upon seeing you awake. "Hey.">A. "Hey">B. Ask what this is>C. Ask how things went yesterday>D. Something else
>>1033427>A. "Hey">B. Ask what this is>C. Ask how things went yesterday
>>1033427>A. "Hey">C. Ask how things went yesterday>D. Ask if she did anything with the capsule you were looking for yesterday
>>1033438>>1033453"Hey," you greet, returning the smile. "How did things go yesterday?""Things got a little crazy, but nothing a genius like me couldn't handle," she answers, coming around to your side of the bed and setting the tray on the bedside table. "I hear you were pretty busy, too. I made you breakfast as a way to say "thanks" for everything you did."She takes the orange juice off of the tray, and you sit up to let her put the rest on your lap."Oh, that reminds me, you didn't take your dad's Capsule, did you?" you ask, picking up your fork.She shakes her head. "Nope. I still think that Newman guy did it, even though nobody found the Capsule on him. He probably stowed it somewhere.">A. Maybe>B. Thank her for breakfast>C. Ask how Trunks is>D. Something else
>>1033468>A. Maybe>B. Thank her for breakfast>D. Didn't you say you had a surprise for me a while back?
>>1033468>A. Maybe>B. Thank her for breakfastand also this >>1033471
>>1033468>A>B>CPlus mention the surprise that was waiting for us.
>>1033471>>1033477"Maybe," you admit. "Anyway, thanks for breakfast."She smiles, giving a happy little chuckle. "No problem. I made it myself, so it's extra special."It's a simple breakfast, but quite tasty, made more so by the fact that Bulma made it herself. As you dig in, Bulma takes a seat on the other side of the bed. Looking over at her, you find yourself remembering a discussion you had a few months back."Hey, didn't you say that you had a surprise for me a while back?" you ask her.She nods. "Finish eating, and I'll show it to you."You scarf down your food, and gulp down the juice, getting out of bed and letting Bulma lead you down the hallway. It quickly becomes pretty evident that she's taking you outside, and before long, you find yourself outside of the gravity chamber."I made some upgrades while you were away," your wife explains. "This baby can go up to two hundred times gravity now, and I added a new feature I think you'll like."She opens the door and steps inside, with you following right behind her. The chamber looks mostly how you remember it, but when you join your wife by the computer in the center, you notice a few more buttons have been added.Smiling, she presses one of these buttons, and a hatch opens in the ceiling, allowing several floating objects to descend and spread across the room. A faint glow surrounds them, and they hold their positions."Their shields are designed to deflect energy attacks," Bulma explains. "This should give you some extra agility and endurance training when you're in here.">A. Ask how they work>B. You think you get it>C. Thank her>D. Something else
>>1033528>C. Thank her>B. You think you get itWifey Bulma truly a best
>>1033528>B. You think you get it>C. Thank herWhat was the highest we ever went with the gravity?
>>1033528>B>CStart testing it out
>>1033536Probably a hundred or so
>>1033535>>1033536>>1033539"I think I get it," you tell her with a grin. "Thank you.""Don't mention it, but you can thank me by taking me out to dinner this weekend," she tells you. "Some place nice. Deal?">A. Deal>B. But you hate fancy restaurants>C. Get started on some training>D. Ask where Trunks is>E. Go check on Yamcha>F. Stop by Krillin's>G. Stop by Kori's>H. Stop by Kame House>I. Something else
>>1033560>A. Deal>C. Get started on some training
>>1033560>A. Deal>H. Stop by Kame HouseIs Roshi still missing? cause if not i think we have our next mystery
>>1033560>A. Deal>C. Get started on some training>I. Try and see if we can get to 120G by the end of the day
>>1033582>>1033581>>1033565ROLLAnd so Tofoo's return to ignoring his family begins
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1033635
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>1033635Better this than dying on bulma.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>1033635Stop making me feel bad about playing with the new toys Som
Y'all still owe Oolong candy shopping. Don't leave our porky pal hanging!
>>1033651Saving him from cavities if we do it later.
>>1033643>>1033641"Deal," you tell Bulma.She smiles, satisfied, then heads for the door. "Have fun. And try not to get yourself killed again."Alone, now, you throw yourself into your training, starting by testing out the machines. You fire a basic energy blast, which bounces off a shield and flies into another, bouncing off of that one as well and continuing around the room.You busy yourself with dodging the projectile for a while, destroying it before activating the gravity chamber. Pushing it to one hundred times the gravity of Earth, you struggle to dodge the projectiles in this intense pressure. It's more difficult than you expected, and you receive some serious injuries in the process of your training, having to call it quits by dinner time.Still, you think this will be good training for your speed and endurance, so long as you can do what your wife wants and not die.You limp into the main building, ignoring the worried looks of the receptionists as you make your way toward your room. Your clothes are torn, your body's scorched, and you ache everywhere.>A. Take a nap>B. Take a shower>C. Go check on Trunks>D. Something else
>>1033665>B. Take a shower
>>1033665>B.>D. Visit the Capsule Corp infirmary>C.I'm assuming the place does have their own medical doctors, right?
>>1033665>C. Go check on Trunks>B. Take a shower
>>1033668>>1033670A shower sounds wonderful right about now. Getting yourself out some new clothes, you take your ruined ones off and get into the shower, cleaning yourself off and allowing the warm water to help soothe your aching muscles. It's nice and relaxing, until you hear Bulma's voice."Hey, room for one more?">A. Always>B. You're in pretty bad shape, maybe that's not a good idea>C. Something else
>>1033682>>A. AlwaysWould it be weird to use the Kumaken for lewd activities?
>>1033682>A.>Giving an option to deny the Bulma.Whoever picks this is a monster, or gay.
>>1033682>A. AlwaysThis will only help us recover faster.
>>1033686"Weird" is kind of subjective in this setting, isn't it?
>>1033686>>1033690"Always," you tell your wife, who proceeds to join you for a very, very enjoyable shower.When your bathroom activities are finished, the two of you return to your room and get dressed, each of you wearing a smile on your face. You certainly feel less stressed after that shower.Still, you're sore everywhere, and not just in good ways. You did a number on yourself during your training today. Perhaps you should call it a night.>A. Get Trunks, go downstairs, and have dinner with your family>B. Find Yamcha>C. Find Lazuli>D. Pay Krillin a visit>E. Pay Kori a visit>F. Swing by Kame House>G. Head to the Lookout>H. Something else
>>1033725>A. Get Trunks, go downstairs, and have dinner with your familyThis just us, Bulma and Trunks or also the Briefs?
>>1033725>A. Get Trunks, go downstairs, and have dinner with your familyand if there's still time afterwards>F. Swing by Kame House
>>1033743If they're down there
>>1033725>>A. Get Trunks, go downstairs, and have dinner with your family
>>1033725>H. Something elseOolong. Time for candy shopping!
>>1033745Wanted to invite Lazuli if she wanted to join and Yamcha if he was there, unless they are somewhere else.
>>1033752Lazuli might be around, or she might have gone to Yamcha's for the evening
>>1033743>>1033744>>1033749Between training and your activities with Bulma, you've worked up quite an appetite. So, you suggest to Bulma that you grab Trunks and head downstairs for dinner."That sounds good, I'll have the machines whip us something up," Bulma tells you. "You grab Trunks."As your wife heads downstairs, you go to your son's room, taking him from his crib and making your way down into the kitchen, where the machines are hard at work preparing pasta and meatballs. Mrs. Briefs is there, though it seems her husband is still working. "So, how was your day, kids?" your mother-in-law asks pleasantly. "Pretty good," Bulma says, taking a seat. "I got a lot done today."Mrs. Briefs smiles. "That's just wonderful, dear. And how about little Trunks, has he been working hard?"Trunks gives his grandmother a confused look.Mrs. Briefs just laughs happily before looking at you. "So, Tofoo, darling, I saw on tv that one of those martial arts thingies is happening in four months. Are you going to be competing?">A. You hope so>B. For sure>C. As long as nothing destroys the planet before then>D. Something else
>>1033786>>B. For sure>>C. As long as nothing destroys the planet before then
>>1033786>B. For sure>C. As long as nothing destroys the planet before then
>>1033786>B. For sure>C. As long as nothing destroys the planet before then>D. I figure it's the best way to rep Capsule Corp.
>>1033793>>1033797"For sure," you tell her. "As long as nothing destroys the planet before then.""Well that's just wonderful, darling," Mrs. Briefs tells you. "I'm sure you'll do great.""I figure, if nothing else, it's the best way for me to represent Capsule Corp," you tell her."The best way would be if you won the tournament for a change," Bulma comments. "Try not to get yourself disqualified this time, alright?">A. You promise to do your best>B. To be fair, those were extenuating circumstances>C. You'll crush the competition this time around>D. Something else
>>1033825>B. To be fair, those were extenuating circumstances>C. You'll crush the competition this time around
>>1033825>>B. To be fair, those were extenuating circumstances>>C. You'll crush the competition this time around
>>1033825>B. To be fair, those were extenuating circumstances>D. Something elseRemember the Oolong
>>1033837>>1033861"To be fair, those times were extenuating circumstances," you tell your wife. "This time, I'll crush the competition."Bulma grins at you. "That's what I like to hear. Take them all down!"Trunks laughs, clapping his hands together at the excitement you and your wife are displaying. "I wonder who else is going to compete," Bulma remarks. "I'm guessing Krillin will compete like he normally does, and maybe Yamcha.">A. If you compete, you know Piccolo will>B. If they're back in time, Tenshinhan and Chaozu will compete for sure>C. You might be able to talk Chichi into trying>D. Kori will probably want in>E. Maybe Konattsu will want to give it a try>F. Maybe you can get Kami to compete again>G. Maybe Korin should give it a try>H. It probably won't matter; the strongest people on Earth are all people you know>I. Maybe Goku will make it back in time>J. Oh, shit, you need to take Oolong for candy after dinner>K. Something else
Inb4 Tournament Registry:TurlesKing ColdGarlic JrAndroid 11[That Saiyan girl from Don Kee's tournament]MajuniorASCORBIO THE ACID MANTofoo
>>1033902kekNah, well, I mean, Tofoo and probably Majunior
>>1033897>A. If you compete, you know Piccolo will>B. If they're back in time, Tenshinhan and Chaozu will compete for sure>D. Kori will probably want in>E. Maybe Konattsu will want to give it a try>J. Oh, shit, you need to take Oolong for candy after dinnerI don't see Chi-Chi competing, but she sure will train her daughter.Kami will be all like "Muh Emeroods" or some excuse
>>1033897>A. If you compete, you know Piccolo will>D. Kori will probably want in>I. Maybe Goku will make it back in time>B. If they're back in time, Tenshinhan and Chaozu will compete for sure>F. Maybe you can get Kami to compete again
>>1033897>D. Kori will probably want in>E. Maybe Konattsu will want to give it a try>A. If you compete, you know Piccolo will>B. If they're back in time, Tenshinhan and Chaozu will compete for sure>I. Maybe Goku will make it back in time>C. You might be able to talk Chichi into trying"But my guess would be that she would prefer cheering on her husband and daughter if they competed.">J. Oh, shit, you need to take Oolong for candy after dinner
>>1033897>>A. If you compete, you know Piccolo will>>B. If they're back in time, Tenshinhan and Chaozu will compete for sure>D. Kori will probably want in>J. Oh, shit, you need to take Oolong for candy after dinner
>>1033920>>1033943>>1033923"Well, if I enter, Piccolo will," you tell Bulma. "And if he's back in time, Tenshinhan and Chaozu will be too, and they'll definitely enter. I'm sure that Kori's going to want in on this too, and maybe even Konattsu will give it a try.""Oh, my," Mrs. Briefs sighs. "It sounds like you're going to have a great time."Dinner comes, and is quite delicious. You enjoy your time with your family, devouring everything you can until you're full. It's only then that you remember something important."Oh, shit, I have to take Oolong to the candy store," you announce, standing up. "Love you guys, see you later!"And with that, you find your porcine friend, and fulfill your promise.>End Updates. Get ready for the next arc>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8JwUGR9SokThat's all for tonight, anons, I hope you had funFollow me @qmdralo to see when I'm runningAs always, I will stick around for a little while
>>1033949So what was Bulma's adventure on Slugs ship like?
>>1033952She shot a few aliens, found the ballsAll in a day's work
>>1033953Gonna get time to train, since Piccolo, Tien, and Chaozu are going to give us trouble.
>>1033949Thanks as always for running Som. I can only hope we manage to actually spend time with our family while we get back into high-interval gravity training. Maybe train 8 hours a day starting at 7 and spend the remainder with the family, or something like that.
>>1029859Som's a female type...?