>>1029584

make me and all the still burning coals spill out of it onto the floor. I catch my breath, breathing out a sigh of relief as I feel my heart pounding in my chest from this morning surprise. I can't remember how the hell I got into this thing after I set it on fire last night, since Yvette wanted to keep the windows open to get some fresh air into our room through the night.

Judging from how many towels she's placed around, it stormed through the night....glad it didn't get to any of my things.

I blink, slowly waking up as that cold morning air clears my head of my drowsiness, while the coals cool under my legs....Thank god mum bought me fire proof pajamas or today would've started off even worse.

"Oh May, you're awake!" Yvette shouts from across the room, making me glance up and see her mixing together something in a bright red bowl, a jar of peanut butter, the bag of sugar and a few dirty measuring cups sitting on the counter next to her "Sorry if the smell's bothering you, I just thought a batch of peanut butter cookies would be a nice apology for nearly flooding the room...and a nice treat to wake up to"

I snort and scratch my head, not saying a thing as I try and figure out how I get off this thing without tipping it over.

She giggles nervously as she goes back to making her cookies

"Just a week with a roommate and already I've nearly ruined our room" She says guiltily, as my phone begins to ring....with Jessie's ring tone

What do I do?
[]Tell Yvette not to worry about it
[] Tease the tree
[] Chew her out, angrily
[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants
[] Ask her why she's always baking
[] Take a shower, clean my scales and go for a morning walk
[] Search the room for Rowen, make sure she isn't around
[] See if Yvette needs any help with the cookies
[]Try and figure out what I want to do today
[] write in

>>1029588
>[]Tell Yvette not to worry about it
>[] Tease the tree
>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants
>[] Ask her why she's always baking

>>1029588
>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] Ask her why she's always baking
>[] See if Yvette needs any help with the cookies

When that hilariously fails,

>[] Take a shower, clean my scales and go for a morning walk
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants

>>1029588
>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants
>[] Ask her why she's always baking
>[] Take a shower, clean my scales and go for a morning walk

>>1029588
>[] Chew her out, literally. Dem roots

>>1029616
Seconding.

>>1029616
+1

>>1029588
>[]Tell Yvette not to worry about it
>[] Tease the tree
>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants
>[] Ask her why she's always baking

>>1029588

>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants

>>1029616
Just nibble on her a little.
N-not in a lewd way or anything.

>>1029616
>[] Chew her out, literally. Dem roots
>[] Tease the tree
>[]Try and figure out what I want to do today
Just a taste

>>1029616
Maybe just a little bite, to take the edge off.

Also, the fishbone gang is probably going to target our property or loved ones now, since the direct approach isn't working.

>>1029588
>[]Tell Yvette not to worry about it
>[] Tease the tree
>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants
>[] Ask her why she's always baking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJCaFe1yamg
Obligatory reminder that fishbone is also a really good band.

"Why are you always backing?" I ask, swishing my tail around, smacking the coals under it as I watch her work from across the room, her bark still glistening with the rain that must've came in last night

"Oh, I just like baking, its fulfilling and lets me give all my friends homemade treats" She says with a sweat smile, as she lifts her whisk out of the thick dough and licks it "And it's a guilt free way to eat snacks all the time, tehehe"

"Suuuuure, I but the real reason is you're just trying to fatten me up, that's your plan right?" I say smirking as she stops mid stir to stare at me over her shoulder "to make me so chubby I'm more cute than threatening, just a big ol fat dragon without her fangs anymore, that's cruel, why would you do that to a friend"

"Hey, if either of us is going to get fat it's me" She says pointing at herself with her flour covered thumb "But...that is kind of tempting, I'd have more time to spend with the nice new you if I fattened you up first, and made you nice and lazy"

"Well its a shame I've found out your evil plot already, then" I say, swinging my legs out of the pan, and sliding out of it "Now I have to be extra mean to ruin it further"

"Oh dear" She says chuckling "guess I'll just have to feed you more sweets until you give in then"

I smirk and cackle under my breath, grabbing my cell phone from the night stand, the screen cracked from my gripping it a little too tightly after the change.

Jessie's grumpy face is covering the screen

"Hello?" I ask as I pick it up and answer her call

"WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE HERE ALREADY, GIRL!?!" She screams, nearly sending me to the floor, as I hear Yvette gasp in surprise "Seriously may? why didn't you tell me? Why did you let Pamela do it? She thought you already told me, do you know how mad it makes me knowing my best friend has been in town for a week apparently avoiding me?"

I try to speak and explain myself, but I really don't have an explanation, I just sort of forgot that jessie was here with all the crap that happened when I got here....not that Rowen's attempts to make me look bad in front of my new roomie helped at all. Last time I saw her, she told that little dog girl here that I had a bone to give her....she was lucky I was in a good mood, since nothing pisses me off like getting a face full of slobber

"May? answer me, you know I don't like getting mad at people" Jessie huffs, sounding like she's stomping her feet on the ground "but you're really pushing it, I'm not angry at you just say something already, tell me why you didn't just call me or anything"

Fuck fuck fuck, what do I say, I just woke up, this is stressing me out, she's never acted like this before...but then again I've never avoided her for this long on accident or purpose before, annnnd well I guess she's probably a little ticked off because me moving here is a pretty big deal.

I mean I'm not afraid of her, but I really don't know how to say sorry right
cont

>>1029722
Since I don't really say it often, and I'm not sure if its enough here. And she already sounds pissed off, so I can't just throw an insult her way to calm her down like I usually do when she's seeing red....I'm sure saying sorry will work its just...I just woke up and I'm not awake enough to deal with this bullshit

Which really shouldn't be stressing me out this much! DAMMIT!

"Who's that?" Yvette asks as she leans over my shoulder, yawning and nearly laying against me as she struggles to keep her eyes fully open...I can smell the peanut butter from the dough...making me a little angry again "Some one else you know? is she an actual friend of yours this time"

"Waaaaaait" Jessie chuckles "I hear someone else there, unless becoming a dragon softened your voice up...who's that May? Did you finally make another friend Be..Ha...ooooh I get it now, you're finally done being such a bully"

"What's she saying may?" Yvette asks cheerfully as my mind spins and fogs up

I am too tired to deal with all this, this is too much I can't...I can't

that smell....Yvette's roots, so close...so hungry

I lick drool from my lips and smirk

[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots
or
Give in and
[] Ask her polietly if I can bite them a bit
[] overpower her and chew them 1d20+str
[] Try and explain what's going on to both of them
0r
[] Take a long and cold shower, after tossing my phone through the wall

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Ask her polietly if I can bite them a bit
Rolling for how convincing we are.

>>1029750
>[] Ask her polietly if I can bite them a bit
>[] Try and explain what's going on to both of them

>Try and apologize to Jessie

>>1029750
>Ask her politely if I can bite them a bit

>>1029750
>[] Ask her politely if I can bite them a bit

>>1029750
>[] Ask her polietly if I can bite them a bit

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Try and explain what's going on to both of them
>[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots
Not yet time.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots
>[] Try and explain what's going on to both of them

>>1029780

But I thought we were liking the cookies dough smell hence why we woke up?

Why the railroading?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1029750
>[] Roll 1d20+will to not chew her roots

if success

>[] Try and explain what's going on to both of them

>>1029792
>Railroading
I don't think you quite know what that word mean and why it doesn't quite apply in this context.

>>1029792
Because most of us wanted to nibble on Yvette's roots, and May has a slight problem controlling herself around them.

>>1029756

A 17? Not bad.

GM only like the first three rolls count, right?

>>1029808

>We woke up because of the smell of PEANUT BUTTER.
>Eating the dough is not amongst the options - -

>>1029822
That is still not railroading.

>>1029750
>[] Ask her polietly if I can bite them a bit
>[] Try and explain what's going on to both of them

>>1029822
first 5 rolls, and if you want an option that isn't there you can do a write-in option

You liked it for a bit, then got sick of it since it was so strong

I made peanut butter cookies before, shit gets annoying Reaaaaal fast


But if you wanted to do it, vote for it
write in is king

anyways writing

>>1029822
best of 5, 6th roll counts if its a crit succes and there is any crit in the first 5

>>1029588
>[]Accuse her of trying to make me fat
>[] See why Jessie's calling me and what she wants
>[] Ask her why she's always baking
>[] Take a shower, clean my scales and go for a morning walk
>[] Search the room for Rowen, make sure she isn't around
>[]Try and figure out what I want to do today

>>1029851
Fuck, you are really late on that vote.

>>1029866
internet was slow and didn't load the whole page for some reason until after i posted that. also why can't you delete post right off the bat?

17+1= 18= success
-

I bite my lip, as the sour sweet smell of her roots tempts me like a freshly lit smoke or someone who I know I can make cry as easily as I snap...back when I was still a "normal" girl at least and not trying to be nicer, right now the closest thing to this feeling is like she's offering me a bunch of gold to do nothing besides eat her cookies and...chew her roots.

I sigh, and take a deep breath, breathing in the smoke of the coals under me as I smile, feeling the hot air burning my lungs in a nice and relaxing way. Kind of feels like a message. Blowing the smoke through my nostrils I smile widely.

Everything still smells of peanut butter, but hey....that took my mind off her tasty roots for a moment.

"Who is that? wanna introduce us" Jessie says teasingly as I huff and cover the phone with my hand

"Er, yeah sorry just a little tired Jessie, hold on a minute and I'll explain everything and yet you two get to know each other" I say softly as I can as I turn to Yvette

"You know, Rowen never mentioned a jessie when she talked about you" Yvette says innocently as my eyes move down her stained, flour covered apron, to her leg like roots "Was she just trying to make you look worse, or did you meet her AFTER She left"

"The former" I mummer as I smile drunkenly "Hey Yvette"

"Wait, rowen?" jessie says through the phone "is that little liar here to?"

"Hmm?' Yvette asks with a cheerful smile, and rosy cheeks , the smell of her roots and peanut butter thick in the air

"Can I maybe chew on your roots a bit, just a quick bite" I say, licking my fangs as my tail whips around behind me

Yvette's eyes go wide, and her face turns bright red as she goes silent, pursing her lips as my heart skips a beat.

"....I'm coming over" Jessie says, sounding angry

"Wh..what?!" Yvette yelps, nearly dropping the bowl of dough "Why would you want to chew on my r..roots?"


What do I say?
[]P..please, I won't bite too hard I promise
[]...er I can only eat roots, since I have a very rare er....mutation? 1d20+guile to trick her
[] FUCK, I meant cookie dough dammit, sorry, slip of the tongue'
[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots
[]Dragon's chew each other's tails to show affection? or am I thinking of something else...OH hey the stove is on fire
[]...Oh wanna fight jessie? I can't wait to break your horns ahahaha
[]*Stare at her blankly* I wanna eat your roots
[]Becaaaaause they smell SO GOOD!
[]I'm a dragon, we like biting people, its what we do
[] Why are you talking about me chewing your roots? You really are a perverted tree aren't ya
[] Why?you don't want me to? You couldn't stop me if I wanted to
[] write in

>>1029916
>[]Becaaaaause they smell SO GOOD!
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots
>[]P..please, I won't bite too hard I promise

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1029916
>[]...er I can only eat roots, since I have a very rare er....mutation? 1d20+guile to trick her
Heh

>>1029916
>[]Becaaaaause they smell SO GOOD!
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots

>>1029916
>[]Becaaaaause they smell SO GOOD!
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots

>>1029916
>[]P..please, I won't bite too hard I promise
>[]*Stare at her blankly* I wanna eat your roots
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots

>[] FUCK, I meant cookie dough dammit, sorry, slip of the tongue'
>[] Why are you talking about me chewing your roots? You really are a perverted tree aren't ya
>Try to play it off, fail miserably
>[]Becaaaaause they smell SO GOOD!

>>1029916
>[] Why are you talking about me chewing your roots? You really are a perverted tree aren't ya
>[] FUCK, I meant cookie dough dammit, sorry, slip of the tongue'
>[]Dragon's chew each other's tails to show affection? or am I thinking of something else...OH hey the stove is on fire
>[]I...uh...I think I should um...leave...y-yeah. Go for a walk you know? That sounds good, right?

>>1029916
>[]P..please, I won't bite too hard I promise
>[]*Stare at her blankly* I wanna eat your roots
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots

>[] FUCK, I meant cookie dough dammit, sorry, slip of the tongue'
>[] Why are you talking about me chewing your roots? You really are a perverted tree aren't ya
>Try to play it off, fail miserably

>>1029916
[]Becaaaaause they smell SO GOOD!
[] Why? you don't want me to? You couldn't stop me if I wanted to

>>1029916
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots
>[]Dragon's chew each other's tails to show affection? or am I thinking of something else...OH hey the stove is on fire
>[]...Oh wanna fight jessie? I can't wait to break your horns ahahaha

>>1029916
>[]...they aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots
>[]*Stare at her blankly* I wanna eat your roots
>[] Why are you talking about me chewing your roots? You really are a perverted tree aren't ya
>[]...Oh wanna fight jessie? I can't wait to break your horns ahahaha

>No-one else rolling
Guys, go hard or go home. Or stay I guess.

>>1029916
>Because...I...I don't have a good reason but it smells good and it's been driving me absolutely insane like I would be willing to stand around all this peanut butter smell and I'm probably going crazy and I should go now. *go, leave, run away from this entire trainwreck of a conversation*

>>1029965
Well, I for one voted because comedy and awkward roommate relations.

In time we'll find situations to roll.

I also look forward to learning more about dog girl. She looks like a great character in waiting. Just needs spotlight.

>They bond by digging around in the dirt for bones and roots

>>1029965
The only roll option right now is lying to our friend, which is bad.

>>1029916
"Because I am a dragon that eats tree roots for some stupid reason since I love them."

>>1029991
But the possibility of a really awkward Nat one is so tantalizing.

>>1030001
But blunt honesty fits us way more. Plus becoming res face because we love tree roots for some stupid reason.

>>1029994
>Blush deep red.

"Is this stupid instincts okay? I eat tree roots and yours smell really good! I am sorry but being in the same room that my food... might not be a good idea. I... I will ask for a room change, sorry to bother you."

Man, its only thread 3 and /u/ is already here. I mean, its a HM quest but still.

"BECAUSE THEY SMELL GOOD!" I shout loudly and happily, slurping up the drool filling my mouth as Yvette jumps and stammers, her eyes still wide as she puts the bowl of dough between me and her roots.

She shivering now, and her lips are trembling as she tries to say something as my heart goes cold and I feel like I just ate a brick and then hit in the stomach by a hammer.

Aawwww crap...are roots...are roots something sexual for dryads and other plant girls? I mean they always seem so sensitive and protective of them....fuck

"Uuuh" I say awkwardly, feeling the color draining from my face as I swallow and rub the tip of one of my horns "They aren't sexual right? Sorry I just really like roots"

"But...but they're kind of my legs May" She says weakly, looking a little pale "I can cut off some excess ones or you know, buy some from the store...get some ginger or something"

"So they are sexual?" I ask tilting my head as she sighs and shakes her head

"They're just my legs and feet" She says frowning "its just a little weird you're asking to basically bite my toes..."

"So its like a fetish?" I ask, my voice breaking as I feel my face turn red "oh god..Oh..I'm going to go jump in front of a truck if you need me roomie"

"NO NO, I mean they're roots, so its just a really weird...taste I think?" She says shrugging "I mean it could be a fetish but...well you have been eating a lot of ginger so I don't think it is..so don't worry"

"Yeah" I say nodding as I brush my hair back and laugh "Yeah I figured as much when I didn't get all hot and bothered by them...just hungry"

"Well...." She begins to say, biting her thumb

"Don't say anything if dragon girls get hungry when they're horny" I say coldly, narrowing my eyes as I crack my knuckles

She stares me for a second and frowns a bit.

"GOT YA" Yvette cackles as I clench my fists "You should've seen your face right then May, it was pretty funny, I'm sure rowen would've liked to have seen it...but not they don't as far as I know but...well I guess some monster girls are...like that"

I sigh in relief and smile.

What do I do?
[] ask If I can try her roots
[] apologize for being weird
[] Ask Yvette how weird does it feel being a dryad
[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me
[] go get a smoke, and get pestered by rowen
[] Find the dog girl, and get to know her, by playing fetch
[] Dig outside in the forest for awhile
[] try and mingle with the other monster girls in the garden
[] Blow smoke on a few faeries for fun
[] <Switch to Jessie's perspective real quick...for a scene>
[]Wonder if this means I'm gay
[] write in

>>1030043
What weird person thinks roots are for sexual?

>>1030059
>[] ask If I can try her roots
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me

>>1030059
/d/? To a lesser extent /u/ if its grill on grill?

>>1030059
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] Ask Yvette how weird does it feel being a dryad
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me
>[] go get a smoke, and get pestered by rowen

>>1030059
>[] ask If I can try her roots
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] Ask Yvette how weird does it feel being a dryad
>[]Wonder if this means I'm gay

After nibbling

>[] Dig outside in the forest for awhile
>[] Find the dog girl, and get to know her, by playing fetch
>[] <Switch to Jessie's perspective real quick...for a scene>


It's not like a bunch of cat's are any threat to a bull, right?

>>1030059
>[] Ask Yvette how weird does it feel being a dryad
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me
>[] Dig outside in the forest for awhile
>[] try and mingle with the other monster girls in the garden
>[] <Switch to Jessie's perspective real quick...for a scene>

>>1030059

>[X] apologize for being weird
>[X] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me
>[X] Hugs!

No reason why we can't do more than one.

>>1030059
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] Ask Yvette how weird does it feel being a dryad
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me
>[] Find the dog girl, and get to know her, by playing fetch
>[] Dig outside in the forest for awhile
>[] <Switch to Jessie's perspective real quick...for a scene>

>>1030082
What species was Jessie again? Cowgirl or something?

>>1030093
Minotaur.

>>1030093
She's a Minotaur. I still want my nibbling scene.

>>1030059
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] ask If I can try her roots
>[] Ask Yvette how weird does it feel being a dryad
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me

>>1030059
>[] ask If I can try her roots
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me

>>1030097
>>1030100

For some reason I see her having a girlfriend who has a weird fetish.

We have a monster girl fetish and now that we are stronger than her we want to pin her down and make her say uncle

>>1030122
it seems rowen's the one who'd appreciate being pinned, since she had quite the reaction when we accused her of being a masochist and interested in may

>>1030059
>[] apologize for being weird
>[] Tell her jessie is coming to knock some sense into me
>[] go get a smoke, and get pestered by rowen
>[]Wonder if this means I'm gay

>>1030134
>Next time she becomes annoying we hug her and don't let her go for like ten minutes.

"Sorry if I creeped you out, I'm not usually this weird I promise' I say smiling, as she slowly goes back to mixing up the thick and almost clay colored batter on the stairs leading to my little "room" "I just...well I guess I'm a bit of a freak aren't I, asking to eat my roommates leg, Must seem pretty fucking crazy to you"

"Oh no its fine, we get all sort of weird cravings when we turns, there's nothing out of the ordinary for you to want to eat my roots" She says, patting me on the shoulder, giving me a thumbs out with a smile like mum used to give me when she told me I'd get stronger than Jessie someday...load of bull crap that

I swing my tail around, still in my dragon scaled pajamas, with smoke rising off of my chest from laying in a fire all night. Yvette has flour stuck in the carvings on her bark, and the runes on her face seems to glow a bit as she looks up at me with a beaming smile, her massive tits heaving with every breath she takes, she sounding like she just ran a mile with how tired she sounds.

"Besides, its not like they're my legs all the time, when I root they're more like a trunk" She says happily as she goes back to mixing, looking like she's having trouble despite having none earlier


"So can I chew them then?' I ask with a sneer as she turns red again, staring at her bowl

"Only one of the distant ones" She says motioning away from herself "if you promise to help me deliver these cookies"

"Wait what?" I say tilting my head "I was...wait would it hurt less if I bit the ones further away from you"

She shrugs

"I don't know, I just feel them less when they're actual roots" she says calmly, looking down at her dough

"What in the good fu.." I say, my mouth dropping to the floor as she chuckles

"Bit confused?" She asks happily "it's nothing to be ashamed of, trust me, everyone is when I explain it to them the first time, that I lose feeling in my roots when I'm rooted, they always make that same exact look you got there...expect Rowen, she got a gleam"

"She was probably thinking about interviewing you or something, she has a bit of an obsession with reporting shit" I yawn, smacking my tail on the ground "But how weird is it being a dryad?"

"How weird is it being a dragon' She says with a warm smile "Well to be honest, it is really weird, well it was at first....drinking through my legs, feeling tired without the sun....all this bark and leaves growing out of me everywhere.It was pretty bizarre, its hard to describe it actually kind of jealous of girls like you"

"Don't be" I say warmly as I walk past her "It hurt like hell turning into a dragon girl, losing...er tearing out my teeth and having my spine extend like it did...I think I was high on pain killers for most of it"

"So was I" She says cheerfully "I think it hurts for everyone, except maybe slime girls"

I raise an eyebrow

"You'd think melting would hurt like a bitch" I say, crossing my arms
cont

>>1030204
"....It probably does" She says with a frown, shivering as she thinks about it "But they take the longest to change, its a very gradual change, sort of like butter, eggs, and sugar turning into a dough, well...we're like a whipped cream, violent and painful"

She frowns and shakes her head

"I must seem like an idiot talking about it like that' She says hanging her head

"Eh, it makes sense to me" I say shrugging "but I don't think baking makes for the best comparison to anything like that"

"Yeah I know, it makes me look like a" She says glancing at me as I walk away "Where are you going?"

"Oh, Jessie's coming to beat some sense into me" I say grinning as she scrunches up her brow and glares "So I'm going to go"


"Why?" She asks angrily standing to her full height, looking down at me "What kind of friend does that to you?"

"Well we" I begin as she huffs

"Well I damn well am not gonna let her hurt you for no good reason" She says crossing her arms and huffing, trying to look scary I think "I'll keep you safe, alright may?"

What do I do?
[] tell her we've been doing this for years
[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
[] Laugh, and ask if she thinks that sounds cool
[] ask why she wants to protect some one like me
[] Decide to mess with her and jessie and act scared
[]Give her a hug
[] Remind her the last thing she heard was me asking if I could eat her roots
[] Tease her
[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie
[] write in

>>1030241
>[] Decide to mess with her and jessie and act scared
>[]Give her a hug
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

>>1030241
>[] Remind her the last thing she heard was me asking if I could eat her roots
>[] Tease her
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out
>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[]Give her a hug
>[] Remind her the last thing she heard was me asking if I could eat her roots

>[] Forget to change into real clothes

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[] Laugh, and ask if she thinks that sounds cool
>[] ask why she wants to protect some one like me
>[]Give her a hug
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

I am really liking this friendship. And I do think May is rather confused by Yvette.

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[]Give her a hug
[] Remind her the last thing she heard was me asking if I could eat her roots

>>1030241
>[] Laugh, and ask if she thinks that sounds cool
>[] ask why she wants to protect some one like me
>[] Decide to mess with her and jessie and act scared
>[]Give her a hug
>[] Tease her


Both of their reaction will be PRICELESS. And Yvette's other reaction when we headbutt Jessie into the ground will be pretty good as well.

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
really it's kinda how we say hi at this point.
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[] ask why she wants to protect some one like me
>[] Remind her the last thing she heard was me asking if I could eat her roots
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>[]Give her a hug

>>1030241
>>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

>>1030285

>>1030241
>[] tell her we've been doing this for years
>[] Mention I fought monster girls as a normal girl, I can handle myself
>[] Change into real clothes before I go out *otherwise you'll go out in your pajamas*
>[] Get pumped before I wait for jessie

Do werewolfes exist in this setting?

>>1030295
>Do werewolfes exist in this setting?
eh yes? the exact mechanics of their change varies some though.

I stare up at her for a moment, not really sure what to say...why is she trying to protect me? I mean we haven't known eachother for that long and she knows what kind of person I am...guess she's just one of those people who can't stand seeing other people getting hurt and have to get involved...kind of like jessie except...well softer and more motherly...a lot more motherly and tender. I smile, no wonder she thinks she can help me change...she's just a sweet heart.

"We've been doing it for years" I say calmly "Ever since we were kids we'd fight, especially after her change, its nothing bad Yvette, its just how we play really"

"Well just because you're used to it, doesn't mean its right for her to...whaaat?" She says, crouching down to look in my eyes, looking really confused "W...wait you've been doing this for years? and its..."

"Nothing bad, just how we show our love" I say with a cocky grin as I lean closer to her

"Ah?" She gasps as I hug her and try to not squeeze her to hard "Ah...I feel like an idiot now"

"Hey it was pretty sweet having someone willing to stand up for me" I chuckle as I give her a squeeze

"No one ever did?" She asks, sounding concerned as she hugs me back

"She did" I say happily "Even when Rowen started to try and make me look like a demon, she's a good friend"

"But you made her sound like she was pretty mad" She says slowly, looking almost heartbroken "Are you sure its going to be okay? I could cover for you"

"I can handle myself" I chuckle as I stop hugging her and walk down to my bed to grab some of my clothes off of it, my orange hoodie and tattered jeans "I've been fighting monster girls since I was a normal one, I think I got this"

"....don't get too serious, I don't want you getting hurt" She says crossing her arms, looking like mum did every time I came home torn up from fight monster girls "I'll put you under house arrest if you do"

"no wonder Rowen likes you so much, you keep her safe" I say happily, as I walk into the white tiled bathroom, with the mermaid and alarun wall paper along the tops of the boards covering its walls "Anyways, don't worry about it"

closing the door shut, I unzip my pajama top and toss it to the floor, stretching and enjoy the air on my chest, before I continue undress
-

I hop between my feet shadow boxing and throwing my tail in the mix as I stand on the bridge leading up to the inn. Ducking and wheeving, I try and prep myself for the fight I hope I get with Jessie, the sound of water rushing under me only making me more excited as I punch the air hard and fast enough to make it snap.

"Rowen?" Yvette asks making me stop and turn, bouncing on my heels "Don't tell me you're here to make May look like some kind of monster"

"She does that on her own" the squirrel huffs "and I just came out here since I heard she was training on the bridge and"

cont

>>1030319

Omake: Wolf Time

"You lucky daughter of a bich." Said the dog girl to what it looks like a normal, plain looking girl.

"Rox just because you are a dog girl now, that doesn't give you an excuse for saying those kind of slurs."

"Sorry." The dog girl scratched behind her head. "But a werewolf? Meaning you can stay human looking save for three days a month? That's fucking unfair Alex."

The so called werewolf crossed her arms under her almost non existent chest. "I am contagious, hence why I am here. Heck I might even afect some monster girl breeds. No kisses or anything since my saliva might affect others. And let's not even start with my blood or God forbid, doing the naughty."

"Still unfair as hell. So... can you change at will or is just during the full moon?"

Alex then say down over a big rock "Is emotional based, so I will probably ruin these clothes if I get too emotional about something. They have me doing yoga and all that boring stuff. The full moon does it too."

"Uh, and why don't ya, stay in werewolf form all the time?"

"Because I eat like five times more like that and act like a little girl in sugar high."

Rox stared at the plain girl once more "Yet you still look the same in human form, I bet you didn't even have to give up chocolate! Why do canines die if they eat it, Whyyy!" The dog girl whinned and then barked.

"Hey I can't use my silver stuff anymore, it would literally kill me."

"Ah right, your mother's ring had a bit if silver on it, right? That sucks."

>>1030358

"She's trying to get better" Yvette says angrily crossing her arms "just give her a chance rowen"

"I know she is, I'm just saying she has a talent for being mean" the squirrel says quickly, trying to not piss her friend off...since she has a talent for being annoying "anyways, what she doing out here?"

"OH...something I don't like" Yvette huffs as Rowen's eyes sparkle with curiosity

"Just practicing for when Jessie gets here" I say calmly "Why, looking for a story? "dragon steels local farmers cow"

"Jessie...jessie" Rowen groans "Oh her...never got why you and her were friends when she hated everything you did"

"Because" I say calmly as I swing my tail around and grin "She wanted me to be the good girl I used to be I think, and besides, she hated you more than I did"

"What?" Yvette says looking shocked as she turns and looks down at Rowen "why? if she hated everything May did, why did she hate you to"

"Well, May isn't the only one I...er wrote stories about as you know" Rowen says with a smirk "I just can't resist a good bit of gossip"

"You really need to learn to control yourself" Yvette sighs "So what did she do to make your friend hate her"

"Ask her, she tells it better I think" I say with a laugh as Rowen frowns

"....Look, it was just a bit of harmless gossip, and may didn't even care back then but...Jessie got really mad about it" Rowen says weakly as Yvette frowns

"Oh I was, I just didn't want to get in her way" I say calmly as Yvette huffs

"Rowen, did you try and make a story? like you still do" Yvette says softly, not sounding upset at all


"I mean...they didn't look like they were friends, so I wrote an article about them, since, well it was pretty exciting and" Rowen says, sounding like she has Ptsd as she chews on her nails and squeaks

"And?" Yvette asks as I begin to giggle

"Turns out, she really took offense to me saying they were enemies and...making up a few things' She says, still squeaking "I might have made her mad, and she....well didn't do anything to me"

"then why are you so scared of her?" Yvette asks "She had to do something"

"She did its just....I can't say what she did" Rowen hisses "SHE didn't hang things over my head, like that damn cow did...she's insidious she's"

"She black mailed her" I say smugly as I glance back "I helped, see its funny how"

Yvette frowns and I shut up, as does Rowen

"Horrible...." I hear the little red haired pest mutter as I look back down the bridge and go back to my warm up as

I see a familiar silhouette walking down it


"JESSIE!" I shout happily

"MAY!" She shouts angrily, but I can tell she's glad to see me

What do I do?
[] rush her 1d100
[] Defend myself and explain I didn't actually chew yvette's roots
[] introduce her to yvette and Vice versa
[] Reminisce about what you both did to rowen
[] Pretend to be bullying Yvette, to make her really mad
[] Tease her
[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str
[] write in
>>1030360
Ahahahaha, I love this shit

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1030438
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str

>>1030438
>[] Defend myself and explain I didn't actually chew yvette's roots
>[] introduce her to yvette and Vice versa

>>1030438
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str
Finally, some girl horn on girl horn action.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1030438
>[] introduce her to yvette and Vice versa
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str

>>1030438
>[] Defend myself and explain I didn't actually chew yvette's roots
>[] introduce her to yvette and Vice versa

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1030438
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1030438
>[] Defend myself and explain I didn't actually chew yvette's roots
>[] introduce her to yvette and Vice versa
>[] Reminisce about what you both did to rowen
>[] Tease her
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1030458
Forgot roll

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>1030438
>[] rush her 1d100
>[] Tease her
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str
no time for talk only the fight... and some playful trash talking I guess

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1030466
and now the d20... man i really wish you could mix dice when rolling.

>>1030438
HM, do cowgirls lactate, an if they do can we build a capitalist market around selling it to the fishbone gang through shell companies and middlemen?

>>1030475
Jessie is coming to beat us up for chewing in Yggs roots.

"hey Jessie I need your milk"

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>>1030475
Did some one say
Capitalism?

>>1030438
"Look, squirrel!"

[] Pick up Rowen and show her to your minotaur friend.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1030438
>[] Pretend to be bullying Yvette, to make her really mad
>[] TEST WHO'S HORNS ARE STRONGER 1d20+str
>"SUP MEGA MILK!"

>>1030485
Bourgeoisie controlled cowgirl milk monopoly based free market capitalism is my fetish.

The bridge begins to shudder as I stand there calmly, hearing Jessie run across the across the rickety piece of shit. Oh she's charging me, well I don't think she's ever actually ran at me like this before, at least this seriously. BUuuuut I guess she's decided I'm durable enough to take a full on charge .I laugh and hold my arms out as I hear her screaming angrily, roaring and bellowing like a real bull as I start to walk towards her.

"Don't think you can get away with this just because you've gotten stronger!" She yells as I start to run at her myself, my claws ripping up the wood as I rush "I CAN STILL LIFT YOU UP LIKE A DOLL MAY! DON'T GET COCKY!"

"Oh what are you talking about, I ain't done nothing" I chuckle as I see her crest over the bridge's "Hill", she's a few feet away from me now "AND I CAN DO THE SAME TO YOU NOW, SO COME AT ME COW!"

She huffs, steam flowing out of her nostrils as she stamps her hooves and shakes her head.

I try to breath fire at her...but nothing comes out.

She charges me, and I do the same
-
18+9 *might* = 27= SUCCESS DC 25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYJbtpWkXAE
-

We meet a moment later, our bodies slamming into eachother as we lock horns, and I sink into her massive milk bags. I have to stand on my toes to lock horns with her, pressing against her as her eyes go wide, probably because I just rocked her brain with a nice knock.

She stumbles and with a twist of my head, and an elbow, I send her reeling and onto her fat ass.

I snort, and shake my head as she looks up at me and glares

"HEY MEGA MILK!" I say with a shit eating grin, making her laugh as she gets back up

"Don't you dare make me laugh, I'm here to stop you from tormenting that poor girl you...were" She frowns, moving her lower lip as she snorts "the one you were talking with when we were on the phone"

What do I do?
[] act like I don't know what she means
[] tease her
[] Imply things, bad things
[] introduce the two of them
[] try and pick her up 1d20+str
[] Taunt her, and take the beating 1d20+endurance
[] You're gonna have to beat it out of me *brawl* 1d100
[] Run from her 1d20+agility
[]Oh I ate her *gnash my teeth*
[]Ask her what she thinks of my new body
[] write in

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1030553
>[] You're gonna have to beat it out of me *brawl* 1d100

Let's test our limitations.

Also, what are the chances Jessie is something from Hindi myths?

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1030553
>[] introduce the two of them
>[] try and pick her up 1d20+str

>>1030553
>[] act like I don't know what she means
>[] introduce the two of them
>[]Ask her what she thinks of my new body

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1030553
>[] introduce the two of them

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1030553
>[] act like I don't know what she means
>[] introduce the two of them
>[] try and pick her up 1d20+str

>>1030561
well... either jessie weighs more than yvette the damn yggdrasil dryad or we try and pick her up from an embarrassing spot.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1030553
>[] introduce the two of them
>[] try and pick her up 1d20+str

>>1030553
Tits are our cryptonite apparently.

>>1030573
the bridge collapses just as we do

>>1030573
We didn't use our knees and hips. We lifted with our back.

>>1030576
Oh dear...

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1030553
>[] act like I don't know what she means
>[] tease her
>[] try and pick her up 1d20+str
>[] introduce the two of them
>[]Ask her what she thinks of my new body

>>1030576
>>1030561
well fuck

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>>1030576
>>1030561

>>1030561
>>1030576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw

>>1030576
Motherfucker! How do rerolls work here HM?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1030553
>[] act like I don't know what she means
>[] tease her
>[] introduce the two of them
>[] try and pick her up 1d20+str
>[]Ask her what she thinks of my new body
ah best friends.
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting their next to you saying how great last night was.

are there any stupid heavy earth spirits with a cow motif?

>>1030579
It may just yet...

Guess we're getting a bath, we needed it anyways.

>>1030590
We... don't have any rerolls, do we?

>>1030592
>>1030600

Shards of destiny.

Which you have none of yet

>>1030602
Ah, right, good to know. FUCK EVERYTHING.

>>1030602
so we manage to simultaneously molest Jessie and ygg as the bridge collapses while squirrel girl takes a picture?

>>1030602
Don't your characters usually start with one reroll?

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>>1030553
>[] tease her
>[] Imply things, bad things
>[] introduce the two of them
I walked away from my pc for like 2 minutes and we get snake eyes...

>>1030553

"Look, squirrel!"

[] Pick up Rowen and show her to your minotaur friend.

Omake: Wolf Time II

"So Alex... I can finish my studies here, right?" Rox asked to change the subject while she used a brush on her back.

The human looking girl stared at the dog girl "Must you act like that?"

"Dog girl. I asked and most people doesn't give a shit. Besides is not like I am humping other people legs or something. So can I or not finish my studies?"

"Yes, what were you studying?"

"Vet."

Alex laughed. "Oh that's funny, you should switch to Monster Girl medicine then. Not many pets around here, we tend to... eat them."

"Ah okay. What did you graduate on anyway?"

"Fitness instructor/gym teacher, all that shit. I work at a local gym."

"Cool, can I live with ya? Is not like I will change much if you bite me or something."

Alex seemed to think about it for a moment. "Yeah, why not? It will be fun."

Next thing Rox knew, Alex clothes got ripped off, and her friend looked two times bigger and wolf like, wearing just underwear (must be a kind of magic) and was hugging her.

"Yes, yes, yes! I missed Roxy so much! We can play, we can brush each other, we can hunt together!"

'Typical, plain girl Alex becomes a damn MILF in werewolf form and is big enough to bury poor Rox face in her breasts.'

Rox did her best to avoid suffocating by ticking the bigger and stronger canine, thankfully Alex was still very ticklish and the werewolf soon let her go while laughing.

"Ah Roxy is still fun, can you brush me?"

"Can we get to your hourse first?"

"Okay."

The damn giant werewolf girl skipped as their went to the house, other Monster girls barely stared at all, and Rox even noticed a cat girl wearing some kind of jacket hidding behind a tree.

'Funny, just like when we were both still human, Alex is still the older girl and I am still the responsible one. No wonder I ended looking as a damn Lassie rip off.'

>>1030607
But anon, Jessie isn't a part of Yvette's harem.

>>1030641
yet
yve could probably use her milk for baking

>>1030602

And omakes don't count for that?

>>1030643
No, the harem will be as it was in the olden days, just cuter.


We might be able to convince them of the milking though.

"What are you talking about?" I ask as she glares down at me suspiciously "I don't remember anything like that, did all your brains go to your tits?"

She frowns and cracks her knuckles, as I tilt my head and smirk.

"Don't be difficult May, what did you do to her" She asks dully as I frown and sigh, turning my back to her as I start to walk down the bridge "May, tell me what you did to her"

"Oh her" I say flatly as I keep walking away from her...sniggering as I glance back over at her "I just asked her a silly question, she said no"

"What?" May says looking confused "You actually took that as answer, she must be a great influence on you may"

"Yeah, and she doesn't assume I'm torturing people for no reason" I say pouting exaggerated as I go back to walking away, waving my hand for her to follow me

"Don't lump me in with Rowen" Jessie says with a chuckle "But I got to say May, black looks good on you....and that's a pretty nice tail you have....how do you walk with that thing"

"How do you walk around with those?" I ask, making her blush and cover them with one arm as we get off the bridge and next to Yvette and Rowen, who's hiding behind the former

"Jessie" I say crossing my arms, flicking my tail to my roommate "this is Yvette, she bakes and is trying to make me a better person and friends with Rowen"

"Nice to meet you jessie" She says bowing slightly "I hope we can get along to, since trying to get these two to get along is already a headache"

"Pah, I can imagine" Jessie says calmly "I wouldn't try it personally but good luck"

"And this Yvette is my bff for years" I say hugging Jessie, burying my face in her chest as I dig my feet into the ground as I try to lift her up from the ground
-
1-1+9= 7+ 2 crit fails = -37 = FAILURE
-

I grunt, pressing against her as I lift up, my face smacking her pillowy chest as I wheeze and huff, my face turning red as Yvette giggles, and stops when I glance back at her. I pant, taking a few quick breaths as I try to push her off balance, just falling against her more as I whine and try to lift her up again

"Nnnnrrr!" I cry out as she chuckles deeply and I GOT...oh

I feel myself get lifted up as my world goes dark and muffled as she hugs me tightly...can't breath...warm, but I can't breath.

Rowen keeps laughing as I squirm, and kick my legs and swing my tail around trying to free myself

roll 1d20+endurance

>>1030612
Mali didn't and its pretty easy to get them, by doing cool shit worthy of legends

Like...say beating up an entire gang, fighting a monster girl of equal strength, following your old destiny, denying it...plenty of ways

>>1030639
gold

>>1030645
Hmm, Well I don't want the game to be too easy

And I have a general rule that fan art = re roll

SO
How about a vote, should omakes count towards a re roll somehow?

>>1030672
>How about a vote, should omakes count towards a re roll somehow?
I guess I have no issue with that, and it certainly seems fair. But I don't really mind failures since they keep things interesting, so I don't have a strong opinion.

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1030672

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1030672

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1030672

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1030672
>roll 1d20+endurance

>>1030672
>How about a vote, should omakes count towards a re roll somehow?


I say sure, but with some kind of limit on them, like one reroll per author or per thread, something like that. Otherwise we'll get a million second chances by the end of this thread, and that's no fun.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1030672
Fuck it, DOING IT LIVE!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1030672
I'll be honest, you have to tread carefully with Omakes, they're a little easier than fan art, though I don't deny that having a reroll from an omake from time to time isn't bad.

>>1030672
Agreeing with Cua here>>1030700

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Oooooooooooooo what's going on in here?

>>1030705
YES, YOU FUCKING HERO!

>>1030705
Hey guys! I did a thing!

>>1030672

I did Wolf Time and the Griffin stuff so if course I am voting yes. And using my cell phone with a bad signal so that's why my id keeps switching. Should I use a nickname or something?

>>1030672
>How about a vote, should omakes count towards a re roll somehow?
just have the reroll points be acquired at the end of a thread so people can't make panic omakes
also a cap for points possible to gain.

>>1030716
Phone Anon did for that exact reason, so I don't see why not.

>>1030713
Sixth roll though

>>1030725
Crit's still count if they're on the sixth roll, so we're ok.

>>1030731
No they don't. A crit on the sixth only counts if there was one among the first five. You've been long enough here to know that.

>>1030731
I thought that 6th roll crits only counted if there was already a crit within the first 5 rolls

>>1030739
>>1030740
God fucking dammit me.

>>1030722

I want to exchange I did here and in the past thread to hug the damn squirrel and don't let it go for several minutes the next time she becomes really annoying.

>>1030749

I always mistake the options and name box - -

>>1030700
Seems fair
I'll say a good enough/ long enough omake that has effort put into it will grant 1 Strand of destiny, that will function as a re roll that must be burned

Possibly needing to be combined to make a re roll...like say three or four omakes to get one

or maybe re rolling the whole set if the above is too unfair

>>1030717
that's what I'm thinking

As it stands, I'll say the maximum re rolls gained this way a thread are equal to half of shards of destiny *min 1*

Will change if you guys think it'd be better to say, make it shards of destiny instead of half of them

or an entirely different cap to keep things from becoming FAR to easy

MAYBE have them be able to regen actual re rolls at a certain cost? who knows

Bonus Omakes might give other bonuses if the max is reached

So we'll work this out

Anyways, writing!

>>1030753

So how many omakes more to hug the squirrel and not letting it go next time she is really annoying? Wolf Time is already larger than the previous omake if you count the second part.

Or they are about the same? The griffin one also had a second part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e1WK44p9W8

10+3= 13=failure
-

NO NO SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN, NO STOP, STOP I CAN'T BREATH LIKE THIS, THIS IS BULLSHIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STRONGER NOW, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO JUST SMOTHER ME LIKE YOU ALWAYS DID, LET GO OF ME YOU BIG COW DAMMIT!!!! I scream, my roaring and yelling being muffled by Jessie' fat chest, as she holds me against it, as I start to use up my air yelling and cursing at her. I can hear her talking to Yvette and Rowen, but I can't hear what they're saying.

Alright, my pride is already in tatters, I just need to tap out and get out of this. I smack her leg with my tail, and she does nothing. I keep smacking her harder and harder, hearing the snap of my tail and the thud of it hitting her leg, I almost expect to hear a crack I'm hitting her so hard.

But she just holds me tighter, and I start to get lighted head, and sleeping, my face stinging and burning as I try to smack her shoulder as she holds me up, smothering me.

And she calls me a bully, she's always used her height against me like this! Damn you Jessie I'll....I'll...I'll

FLASH

AND SUDDENLY I HAVE A SECOND WIND

What do I do
[]zzzzzz
[] Hit her as hard as I can with my tail 1d20+str
[] Call for Yvette to help me
[] BITE
[]Try and trip her with my tail 1d20+agility
[] tell jessie rowen is taking pictures
[] write in

>>1030789
Just grab her once you get free. you can do that whenever she's around

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1030802
>[]Try and trip her with my tail 1d20+agility
>[] tell jessie rowen is taking pictures

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1030802
>[x] Force her arms apart. 1d20+str

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1030802
>[] Hit her as hard as I can with my tail 1d20+str

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1030802
>Push

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1030802
[] Hit her as hard as I can with my tail 1d20+str

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1030802
>[] Hit her as hard as I can with my tail 1d20+str
>[] Call for Yvette to help me

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1030802
>[]Try and trip her with my tail 1d20+agility
>[] tell jessie rowen is taking pictures

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1030802
>[] BITE
>[] Hit her as hard as I can with my tail 1d20+str

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1030802
>[] Hit her as hard as I can with my tail 1d20+str
>[] BITE

>>1030814
add a +9 to that or what? Is basically pushing her away with all our might so is not agility.

"Dammit stop BULLING ME you stupid cow!"

>>1030847

"I swear you call me a bully but then you do shit like this. If you want to fight just be honest about this instead of looking at shitty excuses. I mean you JUST SAW THERE WERE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE YET YOU CHARGED ON LIKE A DAMN BULL ON A RODEO! What kind of idiot does that? What your stupid tits took out too much blood and you can't think?"

15+9 =24= success DC 20
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WITH A LOUD ROAR, I smack Jessie in the thigh and she squeals, mooing like she hasn't done since we were kids and dropping me like a sack as she grabs her leg. I look up at her and see tears welling in her eyes

"Aaaaah" She says, biting her lip "How did...did you learn to use your tail like that already? God that hurts"

"Sorry Jessie" I growl furiously, not really meaning it as my head clears and I turn and see Rowen standing in front of Yvette, with a camera in her hands, and a smile frozen on her face "But I really wasn't in the mood"

"Ah" the pest says as Yvette's eyes go wide, as she realizes what I'm going to do as I crack my knuckles and swing my tail around back and forth as threateningly as I can

"Hey" Rowen says stepping back as I walk up to her "No reason to get hasty, you can break stone with those fists now, I'm just a little squirrel, isn't this a little too much now"

"mmmmmm Nooooope?" I say dully as I take another step towards her

and Yvette puts herself between me and her, holding her arms out and standing above me. She glares down at me, with an angry look on her face

What do I do?
[] tell her to get out of the way
[] let rowen off
[] Bargain to get rowen to delete the picture
[] Promise I'll only hurt her a little
[] Mouth off at Jessie for being an idiot and hypocrite *Jokingly...Mostly*
[]"Coome on Yvette, just a little beating?"
[] Glare at Rowen
[] Write in
>>1030814
Also nice touch in making the werewolf girl bigger, I liked that

Also you guys do have 1 omake re roll now.

>>1030868
>[] Bargain to get rowen to delete the picture

>>1030868
>[] Glare at Rowen
>Eat her fucking camera

>>1030868
>[] Bargain to get rowen to delete the picture

>>1030868
>[] Glare at Rowen
>[]"Coome on Yvette, just a little beating?"
>[] Promise I'll only hurt her a little, just dunking her in the lake, or the garden
>[] Bargain to get rowen to delete the picture

>>1030868
>[] Bargain to get rowen to delete the picture

>>1030868
>[] Mouth off at Jessie for being an idiot and hypocrite *Jokingly...Mostly*
>[]"Coome on Yvette, just a little beating?"
>[] Glare at Rowen

>Look, I'll just smash her camera and we'll can it even, ok?

>>1030868
>Eat her fucking camera.

>>1030868
>[] Promise I'll only hurt her a little
>[]"Coome on Yvette, just a little beating?"
>[] Glare at Rowen
>[]Jessie, Rowen was taking pictures and posting lies again.

>>1030885
>>Eat her fucking camera.

>>1030868
>"I am just going to hug her and not let her go for a few minutes."

>Using my two omakes for this.

>>1030910

>[] I am just going to hug her and not let her go for a few minutes. I won't even hurt her, okay?

There, now is a proper vote.

>>1030868
>"I am just going to hug her and not let her go for a few minutes."

>>1030868
>>[] I am just going to hug her and not let her go for a few minutes. I won't even hurt her, okay?

This if all else fails

I glare at Rowen, no doubt murderously as the red head hides behind our mutual friend, trying to smile smugly, but she can't quite manage it now that she sees she's actually managed to piss me off again. She squeaks, chattering her teeth as she looks up at Yvette, who keeps staring down at me sternly

"Yvette please" I say trying to sound calm as I grit my teeth "Don't take a side on this, I'm not going to hurt her, I just want her to delete the picture she took"

"Yeah, its only fair if you're trying to keep May from...doing what she does" Jessie says, still sounding like she's in pain from me smacking her tail "It wouldn't be fair at all to yet Rowen get away with it"

"I was going to ask her, once I was sure you weren't going to hurt her" Yvette huffs "I'm sorry May, but I just can't trust you around her when you look like that"

"You're just lucky she likes you enough to stop" Jessie says calmly "really lucky...glad you two get along though"

"She'll...she'll get me the second you leave" Rowen whines as she stares at me "Please don't just stand, you got help me get away Yvy!"

"Oh please" I sigh, still glaring at her, crossing my arms as I smack my tail on the ground, denting it slightly "I don't want to ruin what I have with Yvette, and we're trying to get along aren't we, so just delete the photo "

"I ..I know we are but you'll just attack me anyways" Rowen squeaks "so I need to....

"Remembered it won't stop her idiot?" Jessie huffs as Yvette smiles

"Just delete the picture Rowen, I'm sure she won't hurt you if you do" Yvette says softly as Rowen glances between her and me, weighing her odds, thinking if she should just try to run

"Look at her, she'll just pummel me and break something no matter what, why should I trust her"Rowen says panicking "I can take a hit, but I don't want to be on the other side of her claws and fangs when she's like this! especially when she's still learning how to just handle her new instincts...please can..can you just escort me away really quick?

"Rowen, I won't let her hurt you" Yvette says softly as I grin and Make Rowen jump

"You're planning something!" She shouts as Jessie sighs heavily

"Yeah I'm just going to hug ya and not let go for a few minutes" I chuckle warmly as Jessie gasps and Yvette smiles widely, looking down at the pest with a smug look in her closed eyes "I won't even hurt ya I promise"

"See?" Yvette says as Rowen stutters, trying to tell her off maybe? call her an idiot? guess she really likes her if she can't muster up the courage to tell her off like she does for everyone else "Now just.."

"I got it I got it I got it" She grumbles as she presses a few buttons on her camera "...see, it's gone, gone forever and"

Yvette pushes her to me, smiling happily

cont

>>1030992
What do I do?
[] headbutt her lightly
[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie
[] Stare her down
[] Tease her and hold her in the most embarrassing way I can
[] Punch her
[] Hug her with my tail
[] I wasn't being serious you know
[] try to smother her/choke her out
[] ruffle her hair, laugh and go back to my room with jessie
[] Grab her camera and destroy it
[] Try and convince her I'm trying to be a good girl now
[] write in

>>1031000
>[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie
>[] Hug her with my tail
>[] Try and convince her I'm trying to be a good girl now
>[]Accidentally drop her into a puddle

>>1031000
>[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie

>>1031000
>[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie
>[] Stare her down
>[] Tease her and hold her in the most embarrassing way I can
>[] Try and convince her I'm trying to be a good girl now

>"I'd really appericiate it if you could stop trying to fuck up my life, fresh start and all that. Who knows, you might even be able to admit to your little crush if you stop pissing me off every time I see you.

>>1031000
>[] Grab her camera and start looking through the pictures. All of them.

>>1031000
>Hug her and hold her like a plushie
>Tighten grip and hiss in her ear that if she does it again, Yvette can't protect her forever
>Ruffle her hair, laugh, and go back to my room with Jessie

>>1031000
>[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie
>[] Stare her down
>[] Tease her and hold her in the most embarrassing way I can

>>1031000
>[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie
>[] Hug her with my tail
>"I'd really appreciate it if you could stop trying to fuck up my life, fresh start and all that. Who knows, you might even be able to admit to your little crush if you stop pissing me off every time I see you.

>>1031013
Pssssssst

>>1031013
>>1031020
no no anon what worse? We catch her now and she does delete them or we catch her later and she has to explain to Ygg how she lied despite how we held up our end of the bargin

>>1031000
>[] Stare her down
>[] Tease her and hold her in the most embarrassing way I can
>[] Hug her with my tail

So by holding her in the most embarassing way, are we holding her upside down? Because that would be hilarious

>>1031034
I was thinking tail between her legs then wrapped around her tail

I smile and stand over her, grinning as she freezes up as I reach towards her, holding my hand over her dumb hat for a little bit as I savor her fear and panic. Her legs shake as I step towards her, and crouch down midstep, making her wince and turn away, closing her eyes as I pat her on her shoulder, and with my free hand scoop her up into my arms, wrapping them around her into a hug as I hold her to my chest like a stuffed animal.

She glances up at me, her face turning red as she shakes in my arms, not saying a word as I chuckle happily

"See?" I say a little smugly as I give her a gentle squeeze "I wasn't lying"

"Awww you two are so adorable when you're not fighting" Yvette says clapping her hands together and leaning closer to us, ruffling Rowen's hair, making her turn even redder as she tries to stutter and say something, but I just squeeze her a little tighter, making her turns as red as a cherry "Hey maybe I should hold you like this sometime"

"Make sure to be gentle with her" Jessie says softly as she walks over to my side and smiles, looking down at the cherry red squirrel as she shakes in my arms, not sure from what any more though "Don't need to give her anymore fuel"

"Hey, I can be gentle when I want to" I snort as I carry Rowen back to the inn as easily as I would any kind of doll...ya know holding her like this makes her a lot easier to be around, I might have to do this more often "Besides its not like dragon's are always rough, hell the ones from the story books just acted like giant cats"

"that isn't saying much" Jessie mumbles as Yvette smiles, blushing a bit

"Like with their fair maidens? they were gentle and...well not very kind" She says, pinching Rowen's cheek as she freezes up, and I stop

What do I do?
[] Protest with Rowen
[]tease rowen with Yvette
[] Keep holding Rowen, and try to scare her
[] Help Yvette finish the cookies
[] water my roommate
[] Catch up with Jessie
[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
[]Try and learn more about Yvette and watch tv with her and the other two
[] Tell Rowen I really just want to put the past behind us
[]Go to town with the four instead of to our room
[] write in

>>1031109
>[]tease rowen with Yvette
>[] Tell Rowen I really just want to put the past behind us
The only real options here. Stop railroading me so hard HM.

>>1031109
>[] Help Yvette finish the cookies
>[] water my roommate
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out

>>1031109
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
>[] Don't put Rowen down

>>1031109
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
>[] Tell Rowen I really just want to put the past behind us

>>1031109
>[]tease rowen with Yvette
>[] Keep holding Rowen, and try to scare her
>[] Help Yvette finish the cookies
>[] water my roommate
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
>[]Try and learn more about Yvette and watch tv with her and the other two
>[] Tell Rowen I really just want to put the past behind us

I think Yvette's gonna start making plans soon.

>>1031000
>[] Hug her, and hold her like a plushie
>[] Tease her and hold her in the most embarrassing way I can

>>1031109
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
>[] Don't put Rowen down

>>1031125
i'll back this.

>>1031127

>[]tease rowen with Yvette
>[] Keep holding Rowen, and try to scare her
>[] Help Yvette finish the cookies
>[] water my roommate
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
>[]Try and learn more about Yvette and watch tv with her and the other two
>[] Tell Rowen I really just want to put the past behind us

"Tey to run away and picturies of you being my plushie will get online, right my dear minotaur friend?"

>>1031109
>[] Keep holding Rowen, and try to scare her
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out

>>1031109
>[] Keep holding Rowen, and try to scare her
>[] Help Yvette finish the cookies
>[] water my roommate
>[] Catch up with Jessie
>[]Apologizes to jessie while she hangs out
[]Try and learn more about Yvette and watch tv with her and the other two
[] Tell Rowen I really just want to put the past behind us

I still want to accidentally drop Rowen at some point, because I can't help but want Rowen to still not believe we're genuine...but now isn't the time, unless we do it while baking.

>>1031109
>[] Tease Rowen. Ask if that's why she's always bugging us; because she wants us to treat her like a princess.

>>1031150
Oh my.
I like this one

>>1031150
Thats pretty good.

>>1031150
I'll add this one to mine, I love telling Rowen she has a crush on us. Mostly because it's true.

>>1031150

This too also tell Jess to take pictures.

>>1031150
I'll support this as well.

"Yeah" I say putting head at just the right angle so rowen can see ALL of my teeth "they tended to eat them didn't they? Just chew them to bits, probably while they were still alive"

"Hey!" Yvette says, smacking my shoulder as I gnash my fangs right over Rowen's head

"What?" I say trying to sound innocent as I carry her along back to our room "what did I do"

"Don't try and scare her like that, it isn't nice' Yvette sighs "Don't you want to get along with her?"

"She's a sadist, she likes messing with people, even if they become friends, she'll still do this, its just who she is" Jessie says, defending me as I smile happily, and adjust my hands to scare Rowen in a different way as we walk into the room me and Yvette share

"I know, I'm just being impatient is .....May come on! don't drool on her" Yvette sighs "You're doing this to mess with me now. aren't you?"

"What?" I say, licking my lips as I move away from Rowen's drool covered head "I was day dreaming I swear, what are you talking about...yeah I was, wouldn't have actually have done it"

"You drooled on my hat" Rowen mumbles as Jessie sighs and smirks

"Well, be thankful she wasn't hungry" Jessie says as I sit next to her and Yvette goes off the kitchen

"And its not like I could've helped it" I say as I look over at the dryad finishing up her cookies, placing globs of dough on a metal sheet "they just smelled so good...

"THAT'S IT, I'm not gonna sit around and let me treat me like this" She hisses angrily, pocking my chest "Just because you're stronger than me doesn't mean you can man handle me and treat me like I'm not even here!"


"Hey, is that why you're always bugging me, always stalking me" I say into her fuzzy ear as she tries to struggle and squirm out of my grasp, as I grab the back of her shirt with my clawed hand, ripping the collar of it "Always ticking me off and taking pictures....because if you want me to treat you like a princess"

I lean closer and say even more quietly "I'll happily eat you up"

Rowen's ears twitch and she freezes up, stammering and smacking my chest to try and make me let her go as her faces turn a deep and bright red

"What did you tell her?" Jessie asks, looking concerned as I laugh, and the little rat tries to push her way free, chattering as she tries to climb out of my arms

"Nothing" I say with a grin as Yvette chuckles

"Well, I would've loved to have heard that "Nothing" She chuckles as she slams the over door closed "You want some cookies when they're done Jessie? I need to go borrow some milk real quick:

"Sure" My old friend says happily as she leans back, making the springs in the couch ground

"Hey jessie...sorry for hurting you like that earlier" I say guiltily, as Rowen stops and tilts her head, still not able to say a thing

"Its fine, I deserved it" She says with a smile "What with what I was doing to you"

"Yeah, but it sounded like I really hurt ya and I just wanted to say sorry' I say frowning as she laughs
cont

>>1031206


"I always love seeing your nice side, May" She says warmly as Rowen frowns

"Well, I hope you, Rowen and Yvette will see it more often...and Pamela to" I say happily, sighing as I lean back in the couch, still holding the pest in my arms as she listens intently, no doubt deciding the story is more important than anything else "So what have you been doing"

"Oh, not much, just lazing around in my family's field, eating and going fishing every now and again, waiting to hear back about you" She says glancing at me with an angry look "Besides that...well I think my dad's caught something"

"two mothers" I mumble under my breath, ducking as she swings her arm out to hit me

"He's been around me for years, if her caught it, I'm suckling from myself" She says coldly as I chuckle

"Chill, chill just kidding" I say with a grin as I sit back up and look at the tv "So, anything else exciting happen to you"

"Not really? You?' She asks glancing over at me

"WELL there's this gang of cat girls that"
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"Hmm, so the dragon bitch has a little squirrel for a friend? and you're sure you saw them walking around together a week ago....Aight, I'll tell the boss, if we can't hurt her, we'll get at her till she learns her lesson"

And we'll end here
I've archived and will answer questions

>>1031220
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1031220
Hahahab oh wow.
The delicious irony.

Thanks for running HM!

>>1031220
Good thread HM. Thanks for running. Because of my timezone i though the thread was happening yesterday and it didn't which made me sad.

>>1031220
So I guess this is the part where Rowen and May become actual friends!

Neat!

>>1031220
>I'm suckling from myself

If I had a GIF of Qwaser right now...

Great thread as always HM, thanks for running.

>>1031230
Sorry mate

>>1031239
Now for the real question. Who would you waifu?

>>1031220
Thanks for running HM
So much delicious teasing

So will the gang start small, or dream big I wonder?

>"Why are there eggs in your hair?"
or
>"How did you get so many bruises? Is your tail okay?"
or
>"Hey we haven't seen Rowen for a while...wait is this a note? Why is there red hair and an acooooorn-holy shit!"

>>1031246
Cat girls, right? Probably gonna start by waking her up at inopportune times and demanding food or falling asleep on her laptop and refusing to move.

>>1031243
Pamela
or Jessie

>>1031246
The middle one would be the worst, because it would look so bad for May...think about it

>>1031251
Or demanding to get in the room, sitting on you, then leaving and looking at you like you kicked them out

or walking over her lap top as she writes her stories

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>>1031220
>they're going to kidnap/beat up the little shit that's tormented us all our life to teach us a lesson
Yep, that sure will show us.

>>1031251
THE FIENDS!

>>1031252
When you put it that way, yeah. May kind of has bad equity with Rowen right now. So I'm sure it would be a bit disingenous.

Unless I'm missing some myth here, aren't I?

>>1031260
Or hiding dead animals behind the sofa. Or waking you up at 1:43 in the morning because your body is conditioned to release Adrenalin whenever you hear a cat throwing up.

>>1031264
Well to be fair, they do enough stupid shit, it's going to work in getting us angry at least.

You can only watch your rival walk home in dirty/tattered/no clothing, or with a bloody nose or with massive welts on her face for so long before you get...tense...

We're a dick, not an asshole.

>>1031279
exactly

>>1031281
Also, I really hope May uses that line at least once.

Maybe it'll be a trademark synonymous with her, like with Mali and "Last Of Me" being her "you're fucked" theme song.

>>1031288
I really want you to fight the demon in hell
since it'd be the first demon you'd fight without Layla's help

I