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Seeing beads of sweat forming on Yuzus forehead as her face gets visibly red you take pity on the girl.
Closing your eyes you begin leaking reiryoku gradually and already you can see her drawing in the reishi particles that you created.
With plenty of energy to work with the strain on Yuzu lessens by quite a lot and you soon see the bone arm forming above her fleshy one.

Asher whistles when Yuzu sighs with relief.
"Would you look at that!
You're a natural!"

She looks genuinely happy.
"Thanks!"

"Now sweetie."
He gently touches her right arm that holds the bow.
"How about a quick practice shot?"
He moves her arm so she points the arrowhead upwards.

She nods nervously.
Her fullbring arm moves and the first digits wrap around the string.
You notice the bone sizzling as the violent energy of the bow gets in contact with it.
However before the arm could suffer any structural damage she pulls the bow back quickly and lets loose the arrow.
With a sharp noise the energy flies upward with considerable amounts of energy.

You can't help but whistle at the little girls effort.
"Impressive!"

Yuzu quickly turns around.
"Really? You think so?"

"Of course!
You've done well!"

"Thank you!"
But as she begins to loosen her focus both the bow and her spectral arms disappear in a puff of smoke.
Yuzu looks distraught.
""I... I messed it up..."

Asher pats her on the back and gives her a reassuring smile.
"Nonsense! You did great.
Nobody starts out perfect. And your first steps were excellent!
We'll keep working on it and soon enough you'll be a pro!''

>Congratulate Yuzu
>Talk with Asher about your chat with the shinigami
>Go back in and let them celebrate
>Other? (write-in)

>>1067002
>>Congratulate Yuzu
sup spookyng

>>1067002
>Congratulate Yuzu

>>1067002
>>Congratulate Yuzu

>>1067002
>Congratulate Yuzu

>Writing

Without wasting much time you walk up close to Yuzu.

"You've done well.
I might go even as far as to say I'm impressed!''

''Really?''
Her eyes shine brightly like a pair of stars.

''Of course!
It's not every day one can see something like this.
You should be proud.
And remember, practice makes perfect.''

She nods in agreement.
''Got it!''

''I'm glad to hear it.''
You scratch the back of your head awkwardly.
"So erm... about your arm..."

She looks at it in confusion.
''What about it?"

"I-is it treating you well?"

''Yeah!''

"That's good.
Come to think of it... I never apologized properly for scaring you back then did I?
So for what it's worth, I'm sorry."

She looks at you in confusion.
"I don't get it...
Yeah I got scared but... having it back is just... so great!
Finally I don't feel like Ichi-nii and Karin feel bad because of me.
So... I should be thanking you.''

She extends her left arm, the one that you restored, with an open palm.
You look at her stern expression and feel a bit nervous.
Slowly you grab her hand and when you do she clasps her hands around yours and shakes it.

"Thank you!"

You blush a little and start scratching your nose.
"Y-you're welcome..."

In the meantime Asher is busy laughing his ass off.
"Oh this is great!
You're blushing! KAIZAR MOTHER FUCKING SOIZE IS BLUSHING BECAUSE OF A LITTLE GIRL!"
He begins wheezing.
"Oh my sides! I think I just broke a rib..."

"Serves you well!"
You shout at him.

As Asher finally collects himself Yuzu lets go of your hand.
Then once he can breathe your son in law goes to Yuzu.

"Oh thank you lass.
I haven't had such a good laugh in a long while.
But as fun as that was I'm afraid I have to bring up something... less than enjoyable."

She blinks a few times with her big eyes.
"What?"

"Well...
Remember those *cough* other fullbringers?"

Her expression sours a bit.
"Y-yeah..."

"Well... They called me up a few minutes ago.
They... they said they want to apologize to you."

"I'm not sure I want their apology."

"Listen.
I don't know them but from what I heard they are truly sorry.
In truth they wanted to talk with me but once they heard that I'm here in your home they immediately shifted the subject to you and just how much they wish to apologize for what they did.
Even if you don't forgive them, could you at least hear their apology?"

"I... I suppose I can."

Havent been in and read probably like 5 threads

What I miss bros?

>>1067148
About 3 regular bleach arcs worth of Asskicking, a forceful session of diplomacy, a deal with the devil, invasive soul surgery, and a good amount of witty banter.

You step over to Yuzu in order to console her.
"Don't be so down sport.
Whether we like it or not they are humans as well.
And as such they deserve some decency."
You pat her on her head and ruffle her hair.
"Now come, I believe food is ready.
Let's eat in Your honor!"

She nods.
"Okay!"

With that Yuzu dashes into the building.
And just as she disappears into her home Asher walks up to you.

"I don't know why you worry so much."

"What do you mean?"

"You'll be a good father."

"Hmmm...
I see it was a mistake leaving you with the women..."

"Come on! Don't say that!"
He pats you on the back.
"Now then, I'm starving!"

With that out of the way both of you entered after Yuzu and started helping with giving out the plates to all who are present.
Once all of you sat down pretty much all throughout the kitchen and the living room you all began eating while Pesci and Yuzu played the part of the waiters who carry plates of food around for others to take from them.
For about an entire hour you all enjoy the pleasantries of this lunch.
And for the first time in what seems like forever you could have some small talk with another family while in the presence of your own.
It honestly felt refreshing.

When everything is over most of you are sitting with filled bellies and on the verge of food coma.
The only ones who are up and about are Dante and Neliel who are cleaning the plates that you dirtied.
Masaki lets out a large gasp as she speaks.

"Oh dear lord!
Pesci that was simply amazing! How did you become such a wonderful cook?"

"Awww it's nothing!
I just got really good because I prepare 3 square meals for a few dozen hollows every day."

"Oh my!
Now I feel kinda bad about complaining whenever I'm exhausted after cooking for the five of us..."

"Please don't be.
It's hardly the same thing..."

As they keep going you see a few plates of food that still remain.
You begin wondering about what to do with it since you dislike wasting food.
But the more you think about it the more obvious it becomes that this is enough for at most two or three people.

>Take it to Ichigo and Rukya
>Take it to the shinigami
>Leave it right there
>Other? (write-in)

>>1067177
>>Take it to Ichigo and Rukya

Friends eat first, assholes can starve.

>>1067177
>>Take it to the shinigami

>>1067177
>>Take it to Ichigo and Rukya

>Writing

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With a sigh you stand up and start carrying the plates of food while the others are still busy talking.

"I still can't believe you can eat this stuff."
Isshin says.

"Yeah well it's not bad but I'm not exactly full or anything.
I guess it's like chips and we can eat as much of it as we like without ever being filled."
Alex responds as she picks leftover bits out of her fangs.

Leaving the crowd behind you fumble yourself into Ichigos room as you desperately try to open his door with only your elbows.
However as you're about to congratulate yourself for not dropping any plates during this process you hear some sort of disembodied voice coming from the room and rapidly approaching the open doorway.

"Taaaaake this!"

You feel some sort of soft material colliding with your groin at a very high speed.
While not at all painful the experience left you surprised enough that you almost dropped the food you carry.
Quickly regaining your balance you look down to whatever was flinged at you and to your surprise it's an actual plush doll.

For a moment there you begin to wonder why the boy has a plush lion in his bedroom when all of a sudden the fucking doll stands up on its own and you almost have a heart attack.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

He looks up at you and begins to frown at you.
"I could ask the same buddy!
Who are you? And why are you in here?
Also is that a massssssssss..."
For a few moments the lion stares at you and you can hear the gears turning in his head.
"AAAAAAAH!
IT'S A HO-"

But before he could finish his shouting you quickly step on his face mercilessly.
You can hear his muffled screams under your heel as you lean in closer to him.

"Listen up idiot!
I have no idea who or even what you are but I don't care.
So let's make a deal, I'll get off of your face and you shut the hell up!
Deal?"

He tries his best to nod and you remove your feet from him.
Once you walk up to the boys bed the lion keeps staring at you.
Setting one of the plates aside you use your free hand and shake the boy awake.

Ichigo slowly opens his eyes and judging by his reaction time it's apparent that he's still tired.

"W-who...
K-kaizar? What do you want? Can't you just let me sleep?"

"I brought some food.
I thought you could use it."

"Leave me alone I'm not-"
But before he could finish his stomach lets out a loud groan, probably due to the smells filling the room.
"Okay fine! I'll have some."

"Good. Then wake up while I'm getting Rukia."

"R-rukia? W-why? Where is she?"

Ignoring him you walk over to the next room and find the girl just like you left her if a bit messier.
Looks like she moves around an awful lot in her sleep.
Giving her the same treatment you gave Ichigo you get her up and notify her about the food over in the next room.
While she looks like disheveled mess the concept of food still managed to get her out of bed.

Upon entering the room Ichigo immediately notices her presence.
"Rukia!
...
You look like shit..."

"Ugh... You're one to talk..."

"I was fighting non-stop for four days!"

"Yeah? Well my head is about to explode!
So stop whining! PLEASE!"

With a sigh you give her a glass of water.
"Here, you need to hydrate yourself."

"Ugh... why do you even drink that stuff?
It feels like... putting your brain in a blender..."

You shrug.
"Try getting drunk with a hyperactive immune system, see how it works out for you.
In any case, eat. The chefs worked hard on it."

"You mean my mom..."
Ichigo butts in.

"No. I mean my friend AND your mom.
Now shut up and eat!"

While they are busy picking out their stuff for themselves the animate plush stares at you intently.
"Okay! CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS?!"

"Shut up Kon!"
The two kids shout at him at the same time.

You look at him, finally failing to ignore him.
"Kon? Is that your name?"

"Yeah, well it's not like I chose it!
They named me this because they thought it sounds lame!"

You sigh and extend a finger for him to shake.
"Kaizar Soize. I guess you could call me a friend of their family.
Nice to meet you."
He looks at you and an actual tear begins to form under his small, dot eyes.
"W-what's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

"N-no *sniff* it's just... this is the first time anyone spoke kindly to me!"

"O-oh..."
You look at the two kids.
"Have you got no shame? What were you thinking?!"

"Hey don't fall for him!
He's an ass!"

With the introductions out of the way the kids proceeded to eat in complete silence.
What made this even more infuriating was the fact that they were both purposefully trying to avoid eye contact with the other.

>Try some small talk to get them going
>Can you two just fuck already?!
>Leave them be, they clearly need some time
>Other? (write-in)

>>1067370
>Leave them be, they clearly need some time

>>1067370
>>Can you two just fuck already?!

>>1067370
>>Leave them be, they clearly need some time

>>1067370
>wear protection when you two fuck. You don't want a kid at your age...and yes you can fuck. If you need anything, call me i won't ask questions.
>then shut the door slowly

>>1067370
>"I better get an invitation to the wedding by the way."
>Leave the room

>writing

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With a tired sigh you slowly walk up to the door and put your hand on the handle.
However before actually opening the thing you look back at them and speak up.

"Wear protection when you two eventually fuck.
Wouldn't want to wind up with a kid at this age."
At this both of them start coughing violently as they almost choke.
Then they take turns taking big gulps from the glass of water you brought.
"And yes, you can do it. Hell if you need anything you can call me. I won't ask questions."
You point upwards with a finger and produce a visible amount of goo.
"Lube?"

At this Ichigos head goes beet red and he throws his pillow at you.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Okay, okay."
You open the door.
"But if I don't get a wedding invitation I'll personally haunt your kids every night."

With that said you step out and slowly close the door behind you.
The image of their faces however still sticks with you, especially that of Kon.
Sometimes you wonder if it's because you were a nazi that you are this evil.

Quickly you make your way to your wife who is still sitting on the couch.
"Everything good Honey?"

She nods.
"Of course. Why wouldn't it be?"

"Well... we kinda should go."

She blinks at you for a few seconds.
"Why?"

"I think we bothered these folks for long enough as is."

At this Masaki looks up at you.
"Aww dear you are not troubling anyone.
In fact it's refreshing to have some guests.
For some reason most people don't really like us."

Isshin looks up at the stairs.
"Can't imagine why..."
Now that you think about it Ichigo does have a bad reputation around town.

"Sorry Masaki but I'd rather not outstay our welcome.
But I suspect we'll do this more in the future so if you'll excuse us."

"I sincerely hope that's a promise Kaizar."

You give her a smile.
"But of course!"
Then you turn back to the others.
"Okay folks we are heading back home.
Gather your stuff and let's get going.
But not you Dante, be a good sport and take your dad home."

"Sure, whatever."

>>1067515
>tfw get a call from Rukia
>tfw she donest know why but she missed her period
>tfw just hand the phone off to shark tits and get to work on the wedding designs

>>1067515
Should we give the Shinigami more smack talk before we go or leave things as they are?

>>1067556
Yeah but not to the shinigami

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However when Dante went to get his father he was quickly shut off by Asher.
Apparently he wants to wait for the fullbringers so he can have a little chat with them so he asked his son to wait a bit.
Without proper argument against this plan Dante agreed with him while the rest of you started getting your stuff.

As you're tying your boots however Tia starts whispering in your ear.
"Okay, what's this about?
Because you have That look and I don't like it."

You let out a malicious grin and try your best to contain your cackling.
"I just want to hit the deck before the entire house will echo with loud thumping noises."

"No..."

"Yes!"

"Oh no...
Why did you do that?"

"Because I ran around in circles for an entire day and god damn it I want a compensation!"

"..."

"What?"

"You're sleeping on the couch tonight."
Tia says, clearly not amused.

"You'll be thanking me when we get the invitation to the wedding!"
Tia then doesn't speak anymore.

However just as you finish tying your shoelaces you feel something odd washing over you and so do the others.
They all look at you expectantly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpW2oUSx1k

"Go on ahead. I'll handle this..."

Isshin looks at you after this.
"What's going on?"

"You'll see soon enough."

True to your word Isshins expression quickly changes.
"I hope those are friends of yours!"

"Not exactly."

Quickly you leave the house and take off without the others.
Isshin then turns to them.

"Will he be alright?"

"Probably."
Tia replies before they open the Garganta and say their goodbyes.

You on the other hand make your way towards the six spiritual pressures that showed up almost out of nowhere in the last couple of seconds.
Once you arrive at the location you see your targets as clear as day.

"Look at this boys!
The head asshole himself!"

You frown at him.
"Grimmjow...
What's the meaning of this?
Why are you all here?"

"Isn't it obvious?
We had enough of your shit!
Did you really think that we'd tolerate your tyranny for much longer?!
We'll no longer tolerate your rule! So we decided to bounce!"

"Then I assume this is just treason."

"It ain't treason if we weren't loyal to you in the first place!
We're sick of following your orders! That's it!
Now get the fuck out of here. We have no business with you."

"And you assume I'll just let you run amok in the living world?"

"It's six on one asshole! Just try and stop us!"

>Fine, you are free to get yourselves killed here
>This is no place for you. Either drag your ass back to Hueco Mundo or I'll do it for you
>I was kind enough not to kill you before but now you won't be so lucky
>Other? (write-in)

>>1067582
>>Fine, you are free to get yourselves killed here
If they don't like Vanaheim, they're free to fuck off.

>>1067582
>>>This is no place for you. Either drag your ass back to Hueco Mundo or I'll do it for you
Is grimmjow really that stupid?

>>1067582
>>This is no place for you. Either drag your ass back to Hueco Mundo or I'll do it for you
"I'd let you get your dumb ass killed, but it would cause problems for me if Soul Society thought I couldn't keep idiots like you in line."

>>1067582
>Fine, but you stupid fucks will be fighting me back home, not here. I have enough on my plate without the SS worrying more.

>>1067582
>This is no place for you. Either drag your ass back to Hueco Mundo or I'll do it for you

How many times must we smack a bitch before the damn lesson sets in?

>>1067582
I sincerely hope we use what we learned from marr about hollow natures to make grimmjow kowtow at our feet.
Weak hollows obey strong hollows, especially if they're terrifying.

>Writing

Also roll 3d10

DC of 16 Crit of 22

Rolled 7, 6, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>1067647

Rolled 10, 8, 1 = 19 (3d10)

>>1067647
ded

Rolled 8, 3, 5 = 16 (3d10)

>>1067647

You begin cracking your knuckles.
"It seems that you just don't get it Grimmjow.
Either you open the Garganta and drag your ass back or I'll kick it for you!"

He draws his sword and points it at you.
"Looks like we have a problem then!"

In response to that you also reach for Basilisco.
"Yeah...
But we ain't fightin' here.
We move back to Hueco Mundo where shit won't get in our way."

"Oh no! You don't get it!
We're fightin' here whether you like it or not!"

In that instance you let them feel your bloodlust.
"NO! YOU are the ones who don't GET IT! BITCH!
The only reason why you are still alive is that I LET YOU!
Now you either get in line or I'll FEED YOU TO YOUR POSSE OF USELESS BASTARDS WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!"

They exchange a few nervous glances until one of them that you think is called Di Roy speaks up.
"L-look Grimmjow maybe we should-"

But before he could finish his sentence his boss grabs his head and discharges a quick Cero in his face, tearing the whole thing apart.
"ANY MORE OBJECTIONS?!"
They all shake their heads nervously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOGkZsuFILU

"So... You want the rough treatment then?
GOOD!"

Not wasting a second you charge Grimmjow with full force while still in your sealed form.
Extending your palm you grab hold of Grimmjows face in a similar manner to how he executed his own subordinate.
Unfortunately for him you are not merciful enough to kill him quickly.

Instead as the blue haired arrancar takes off with you a portal opens behind his back to the Garganta.
With him in your grip you fly into the gaping abyss as you create a roadway under yourself and start grinding Grimmjows face against it.
As blood and reishi scatters across the dark, swirling void you begin shouting.

"MY NAME IS KAIZAR SOIZE YOU FUCK!
AND YOU ASKED FOR THIS!"

At the last stretch just before the second portal opens which is linked to the desert of Hueco Mundo you raise Grimmjow from the walkway and toss him through the gate.
He tumbles through the sand a couple of times before his momentum is finally gone.
Unfortunately for him however his punishment is not over yet as you deliver a kick square in his face just as he stands up.
With that he's sent bouncing through the dunes once again, just in time for his lackeys to catch up with you.

Now the true fight shall begin.

>Focus your efforts on Grimmjow
>Take out the small fry first
>Go all out and just nuke everything
>Other? (write-in)

>>1067719
>>Go all out and just nuke everything

>>1067719
>Focus your efforts on Grimmjow
Also, we must mock him for whining about our tyranny when he just murdered his minion for backtalk.

>>1067719
>>Focus your efforts on Grimmjow
Just grind him into dust.

>>1067719
>Focus your efforts on Grimmjow
I think he deserves the alistair special.
Tear of his limbs, eat them, grow them back, rinse and repeat.

Can we just beat him for a bit and throw him out to SS?

>>1067719
>Go all out and just nuke everything

>>1067719
>Go all out and just nuke everything
i dont remember what kaizers full power is, let us reeducate me

>>1067719
>Go all out and just nuke everything
Make an example of them

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Well we got a tie.

1=A sore ass for Grimmjow
2=Nuking

>Writing

Also, roll 3d10 again.
Best of three, DC 15, Crit 22

Rolled 5, 10, 2 = 17 (3d10)

>>1067771

Rolled 4, 6, 2 = 12 (3d10)

>>1067771

Rolled 5, 7, 9 = 21 (3d10)

>>1067771

>>1067771
I count 4-3 for nuking unless I missed something

>>1067785
You missed the part where I was making my post when the last guy submitted his vote

>>1067789
Well then fuck me. Sorry I doubted you, spook

>>1067811
You doubt him?! Great. Now he's...*cough*...spooked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

"Ah good!
It'd be boring without an audience!"
You draw your sword.
"MEND AND MAIM! BASILISCO!"

As you erupt with a violent explosion of reiatsu Grimmjow begins shouting.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU IDIOTS!
GET HIM BEFO-"

But without giving him enough time to finish you move with such a speed that none of your foes could track your movements and drive your fist into Grimmjow as forcefully as you can.
You're pretty sure there wasn't an audible crunch after the impact only because you aimed at his intestines rather than his ribs.
Still the impact was enough to send the blue haired bastard flying several meters.

However before his flight could come to an end you caught up with him and snatched him out of the air by his hair.
Casually you toss him away like a ragdoll before sending a quick bala at him for good measure.
The red ball of energy hits him with a satisfying amount of force and he quickly falls down to the ground once more.

"STAND UP MAGGOT!
STAND UP AND RELEASE YOUR SWORD!
I WANT TO HUMILIATE YOU MORE! SO RELEASE YOUR GOD DAMNED SWORD!"

He spits up some blood and starts driving his nails into the steel of his weapon.
"Shit...
GRIND! PANTERA!"

Following your example Grimmjow doesn't wait for the dust to settle after his transformation and instead he rushes you right off the bat.
Unfortunately for him while it might have worked for you that doesn't mean he can pull it off as well.
Using the same storm he whipped up you use Sonído to get above him and effectively use his own tactic against him.

While looking around for you Grimmjow left his back almost completely exposed for a sneak attack.
Quickly you decide to capitalize on that and rush him from your vantage point.
To his credit he actually noticed your approach, but unfortunately not in time.
All he managed to do is change his positioning so he'll receive a beatdown from the front rather than from the back.

"SHIT!"
He curses loudly as your clenched fist approaches him rapidly.

He tries to intercept your first punch with his arm but it's very obvious that his resurreción is focused on speed and offense rather than defense so this act of his didn't exactly do much.
Once you connected with your fist you quickly pull back while at the same time you throw the next punch with your other arm.
Grimmjows eye widens as he realizes what's about to happen to him.

>>1067898
Fuck off Carlos

Punch follows punch as you keep swinging rapidly and you see Grimmjows Híerro crack under the pressure s you wail on him.
The final strike of your combination attack is a powerful uppercut that sends your opponent spinning through the air as blood begins to erupt from the many, many wounds you've inflicted on him.

But rather than landing with the heavy crash you expected Grimmjow manages to contort his body in the air so he lands on his feet even in such conditions, greatly mitigating the impact of the fall.
Still bleeding from many wounds he staggers to stand upright.
He grits his teeth and raises up both of his arms in a manner so that both of his elbows are pointed at you.

"SUCK IT!"

In that instance five dark green spikes shoot out from his each of his elbows and the ten projectiles all hit you square in the chest.
The power of these small projectiles was staggering, to the point where you had to cough up some blood after all ten of them hit you.
Obviously satisfied with his attack Grimmjow grins as he begins shouting.

"NOW BOYS! GANK THIS BITCH!"

As if just waiting for these words the remaining four arrancars under Grimmjows command spring from their hiding spots and each of them impale you with their sealed zanpakuto.
They all let out satisfied grunts as they drove their weapons deep inside your torso.
However...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTI_Bzy29I

Their confident smiles vanish in almost an instant as a bone chilling laugh reverberates through their bones.
Every strand of hair on their bodies stand to attention and their bodies begin crying, begging for them to run away.
Alas, even when they try to move they find their muscles cramping up and their limbs weighing heavily like iron.

"Hehehehe
How amusing."
You don't even look at your assailants and yet they know that you are speaking to them.
"Now then... If you have no other contribution to make please don't interfere again..."
You begin slowly shambling towards Grimmjow with all the weapons of the arrancar still sticking out of you.
"It's time to get started..."

For the first time since the fight began Grimmjow exhibits signs of fear.
He can't help but blink as his nerves get the better of him.
By the time he reopened his eyes you were already gone from sight.
The blue haired Arrancars heart skips a beat as he gets that strange feeling one feels when they are being observed.
Quickly he finds a certain force moving his head forward.

With a swift kick to the back of the head Grimmjow is face to face with the dirt and the sand.
Reaching forward with both hands you get a good grip of his arms.
With a grin you begin forcibly pulling his limbs backwards and once you feel they are in the right position you start pushing them forward.
Slowly but surely Grimmjow starts to let out screams of agony as you keep bending his arm more and more backwards.

As the wailings of Grimmjow become more and more painful to hear he eventually starts to go as far as to beg you for some mercy.
However you are far beyond the point where you'd even consider his request and instead you keep going.

You can practically feel the tension between bone and bone increasing as you keep pushing his arm.
With one final shove you hear a loud crunching noise coming from the hollows arms and both of his appendages go limp afterwards.
It's honestly hard to tell if the sound was the bone breaking or if it was the joints that popped but in the end it hardly matters.

The important part is that you are the one left standing while Grimmjow is face first in the dirt, crying in pain.
Looking over Grimmjows men their expressions are quite telling of their emotional status. They are scared shitless.
With their weapons still sticking out of you and Grimmjows projectiles still clattering inside somewhere you look at your defeated opponent and ponder about your next move.

>Exile him
>Kill him
>Imprison him in Vanaheim
>Other? (write-in)

>>1068084
>Call Spoony over and start berating him for this happening.

>>1068084
>>Exile him
What could possible go wrong?

>>1068084
>>Kill him
Waste of resource to keep him alive

>>1068084
>Kill him
Vanaheim is a place where everyone gets a new life, one chance to start over.
He wasted his. He needs to be made an example of.

>>1068084
>>Kill him
For killing his minion. Other shit we could forgive.

>>1068089
It was Spoonys job.

>>1068089
This, man was supposed to make him not shit.

>>1068084
Backing this >>1068089 then kill Grimmjow.

>>1068089
This
YOU HAD ONE JOB!

>>1068089
Backing this so hard.

Spoony get your shit together and fix this sorry sack of bitch.

>Writing

>>1068097
This one.

Rebelling, what the fuck ever. I mean, he at least had a vague justification for that due to believing we were a tyrant.

But you don't teamkill your own ally for disagreeing with you without getting your own legs jammed down your throat.

With all of your enemies either paralyzed or beaten the fuck out you whip out your denreishiki and start dialing furiously.
After a few rings you hear someone picking up on the other hand.

"Nnoitoras phone, Tesra speaking."

"TESRA?!"

"Oh... Sir Kaizar.
How can I help you?"

"GET ME NNOITORA! NOW!"

"I... I'm afraid that's impossible at the moment."

"WHY?"

"He's... preoccupied."

"WELL THEN SWITCH THE PHONE TO THE LOUDSPEAKER!"

After you hear Tesra randomly pressing buttons in order to figure out how to do it you finally hear him speak again.
"O-okay I think he can hear you now."

"Hey Kaizar! What's up?"
You hear Nnoitora speaking in between grunts.

"Care to tell me what's so FUCKING important that you can't pick up your god damned phone?!"

"Well I'm currently busy bench pressing a building so if you could call me back later-"

"NO! I left you in charge of Grimmjow because you said you can handle him!
But I just caught him trying to sneak into the human world in as some sort of a fucked up revolution!"

"WHAT?!
THAT LITTLE CUNT!
I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM FOR TEN MINUTES WITHOUT HIM GOING APESHIT?!"

"Less talking, more lifting bitch!"

You hear someone else speaking besides Nnoitora.
"Who the fuck was that?"

"'Sup Kaizar! It's me Marr.
We're having a bit of a contest here so if you don't mind..."

"I DO FUCKING MIND!
NNOITORA, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! NOW!"

Nnoitora sighs.
"Okay. One sec."
You hear his voice but it's much fainter, he's probably speaking to someone else.
"Okay faggots, give me TEN TIMES this much! Got it?"

Then you hear a voice that you don't recognize, probably nobody important.
"B-but sir! That's suicide!"

"DID I STUTTER?!"

With a sigh you shut off your denreishiki and try to occupy yourself by removing all foreign objects from your body that you recently received.
And to his credit Nnoitora actually showed up relatively fast.

Ah well that explains things. Man was to busy getting swole.

>>1068246
a swol of with mar no less. so we can give him some slack

You look at him and tap the ground with your feet impatiently.
"You took your sweet time getting here!"

"Sorry, I had to school that prehistoric asshole about who has the biggest dick around."
He turns his attention to Grimmjow.
"Damn...
I guess he fucked up, huh?"
As he finishes his sentence he sets down the rather heavy looking bag that he carried on his back up until now.

"Not as bad as you did!"

"Listen, you can't expect me to keep an eye on the fucker 24/7!
I mean I have only one for crying out loud!"

"He was still your responsibility!"

"Yeah...
I gave him too much credit.
Now I'm gonna make sure it doesn't happen again."

"How?"
He opens up his large back and reveals a rather large set of stone armor.
"That's!"

"Aye.
This was what I won from the big asshole.
He went ahead and got himself a new set.
Don't ask me where he got it from though."

Looking at the armor you can see just how heavy it probably is.
Touching the armor you look at Nnoitora.
"You want to imprison him in it?"

"It's not like I'm gonna use it.
So why not? With this he should be thankful he can move around.
He ain't gonna be able to cause any trouble with several tons of armor slowing him down."

>Accept Nnoitoras solution
>Tell Spoony to kill Grimmjow
>Other? (write-in)

>>1068264
>>Accept Nnoitoras solution

>>1068264
>Tell Spoony to kill Grimmjow
waste of resources man

>>1068264
>>Other? (write-in)
For a day. He starts anything kill him. Fuck or give him to Yata.

>>1068264
>Accept Nnoitoras solution
draw stuff on the armor for shits n giggles

>>1068264
>>Accept Nnoitoras solution

>>1068264
>Accept Nnoitoras solution

Get swole or get fucked pussy, those are your only options.

Maybe you'd be worth a squirt of piss next time you try to fight someone.

>Also remind him that this is Nnoitora's punishment for him, he fucks up again we're going to personally give him the Aizen treatment.

>>1068264
Tell him to kill grimmjow.
Grimm is the type to use the armor to grow stronger. And even if he can't, well, he can still incite rebellion through speech.

It looks like the cat is going in the bag

>writing

With a sigh you speak to Nnoitora.
"Fine, we'll do it your way.
But he steps out of line again and that's it!
No more chances!"

"You got it!"

Then you turn your attention to Grimmjow.
"And just so you know this is Nnoitoras punishment for you. Or should I say mercy?
Because as far as I'm concerned you're already dead!
So if you try shit like that again you go straight to Yatas lab so he can turn you into a condom or something!
You got that?!''

He nods with tearful eyes.
"Good!"

Afterwards you took your time to restore his broken limbs and closed his wounds.
Once he was in a good condition Spoony then squeezed him into Marrs armor and made sure the straps are extra tight.
At first Grimmjow couldn't even move so he had to rely on his men helping him out.
Not feeling like sticking around for their snail paced walk you went ahead and returned home where Tia was already waiting for you.
From what you've heard Grimmjow, Nnoitora and the rest of the gang only arrived hours after you did.
And when he did he found out that everyone was given permission to doodle things on his new personal prison.

But with everything sorted out in such a neat manner you could finally get a good nights rest.

And with that I think I'm done for the day.

If nothing happens I'll continue the thread tomorrow

>>1068348
Thanks for running spook.

>>1068348
Thanks for the thread Spooky.
WE PRESIDENT NOW.

>>1068360
check the archive for this thread.

Fair warning: I messed itt up so it's missing the German Hollow Quest tag

Also, I watched a live stream of the ceremony as it happened

>>1068427
Soon.

Approximately four weeks have passed since the incident with Grimmjow and many things have happened since.
The bounts who received an unofficial citizenship from you have been slowly but surely integrating into Vanaheims society.
Sadly the two troublemakers didn't really enjoy being inferior to everyone else in terms of power so they left for the desert together.
You don't really expect hearing much about them as the sands have a funny way of dealing with people like that.

Dante has finally found himself a task that he's actually performing diligently even without being asked.
Namely he's busy transporting his father between the UK and Japan on almost every weekend.
And oddly enough he also took up tutoring the teenagers of Karakura town out of boredom.
His excuse being that Asher is way too occupied with Yuzu to help the other kids.
While he isn't exactly what you'd call a good teacher what he can offer to the humans is something perhaps even more valuable than simple lessons, namely an opponent who can force them to unleash their full potentials.

But you weren't idle during all this.
Holding up your end of the bargain when you received the call, you went.
The young captain apparently had to ask a lot of favors from a lot of people so he could sneak Hinamori into the Living World just so they could have a proper audience with you.
Isshin offered his clinic as a neutral ground where you could operate on Momo safely.

The expression of the shinigami was truly a sight to behold when you were done in about twenty minutes.
They wondered about your miraculous healing ability and perhaps they even doubted it.
But when they tested it and Hinamori responded to stimuli and could even move her legs their mouths went agape.
Young Toshiro embraced the girl on the operating table with tearful eyes.
It was honestly difficult to figure out which of them were crying more.

Before stepping out of the door and leaving them alone you made a remark about taking so long only because you wanted to make sure the girl won't be hollowfied and exiled as a side effect of your little procedure.
As you opened up the Garganta and left Isshin stopped you in the last moment to say how much he appreciates that you did this.
It was an odd image, seeing Isshin struggling with a single drop of tear, but you simply said that all you did was honoring your arrangement.

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However these are all very minor things compared to the thing at hand.
Inside Yatas laboratory you are sitting in a room adjacent to the operation area where he's conducting a vital examination.
Harribels.

In the last couple of days your wife has been constantly complaining about a variety of things: nausea, loss of appetite, unusual cravings and weight gain.
While initially you just waved her off, thinking that it's nothing unusual you've actually realized that her belly is already showing signs of protrusion.
Naturally worried about this you decided to have the good doctor examine her as soon as possible.

For the last couple of minutes you were a nervous wreck about what could be going on inside.
When Yata finally steps out you immediately pounce on him.

"WHAT IS IT?!"

He shoves you away violently.
"Get off of me!"
Then he takes his flask out and takes a drink.
"It's nothing to worry about.
It's just a fetus."

"A F-"
Your voice gives out.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A FETUS?!"

"Well it's small but it's there.
I'd say it's about the size that it should be at the end of the first trimester."

"B-but-"

"Aaaand when I took a sample from the fluids inside guess what I found?"
He points at you.
"Your goop."

You feel your knees give in as you collapse onto the ground.
"W-what the hell does that mean?"

"What do you think jackass?
Your own little army of microscopic assholes are helping the development of your child.
I already went through this with Harribel. Basically you can expect to be a parent much sooner than you first thought.''

He hands you his flask.
Feeling the need for some mind numbing you accept his offer and take a shot.
Then once you feel confident in your ability to stand upright you go into the room where Tia is already dressing up.
She looks at you as she puts on the finishing touches of her clothes.

''Hey...''

''H-hey...''

''So... How are you feeling?''

>Scared
>Guilty
>Excited
>Angry
>Other? (write-in)

>>1072357
>Excited
>Scared

>>1072357
>>Scared
>>Excited

>>1072357
>>Scared
>>Excited

>>1072357
>>Excited

>Writing

"I...
I'm not sure how I feel.
On one hand I'm excited... on the other...''

''You're scared."
She pauses for a second.
''So am I.''

''What did he say? How long will it actually take?''

She shrugs.
"He's just guessing.
But he estimated it to be two more weeks."

"Jesus..."

"I know.
I guess... I guess nobody gets pregnant for the sake of pregnancy but...
I have a feeling it won't be enough time..."

"Did he at least say if... he or she is healthy or not?"

"Yes.
So it's not all bad.
From the looks of it the little one is completely regular outside the development speed."

Neither of you say a word as you are both lost in thought.
Eventually though she speaks up in an attempt to break the mold.
"Did you think about a name yet?"

"W-wha?
Oh sorry.
No, I actually didn't.
I uh... thought we had more time..."

"Well. Do you have an idea at least?"

You begin pondering for a moment.
"It'd be easier if we knew the gender."

"I think it'd be best if it was a surprise."

"Well... If it's a boy I'd say...
Balmung."
She gives you an odd look.
"What?"

"We are not naming the baby anything norse..."

"B-but why?"

"Because..."
She then walks up to you and grabs hold of your hand.
"But don't worry. I think I got a good name for her if she turns out to be a girl."

"Oh? Do tell."

"What do you think about Aurum?"

"Heh..."
You run your fingers through her hair.
"Are you betting on her inheriting the hair?
Well... If you're right then I don't think I have a problem with that.
But I'm not giving up yet. If I come up with a name I'll tell it to you."

"Very well.
Just remember, nothing norse."

"I'm not agreeing to such a thing.
But if it's enough I'll agree to not giving it a nordic name if it's a girl.
Is that fair?"

She nods.
"Then we have a deal."
Then she looks in your eyes.
"Speaking of which...
Do you have a preference?"

"About what?"

"Boy or girl?"

>Boy
>Girl
>No preference

>>1072435
>>No preference

>>1072435
>No preference

Doesn't really matter. He or she will be Kazar's & Tia's kid, and that's all that matters.

>>1072435
>>No preference
None whatsoever.

>>1072435
I have a good name, if it's a boy.
Vergil

>>1072446
In all honesty name suggestions are free game at this point.

But if I could as something come up with some girl names. 'Cause I'm really shit at that front

>>1072453
I vote Selvaria. Because Valkyria Chronicles could always use more love.

>>1072467
Good girl name

>>1072467
I faintly remember playing that once...
Is it any good?

Also:
>Writing

>>1072472
>Is it any good?
Its excellent. From what I remember, its PC port actually topped the steam bestseller chart for like a week when it was released 8 years after the initial release.

>all this happiness
>we forgot about our shinigami kid

Imagine the reunion in the battlefield

>>1072480

Not forget so much as just too damn busy dealing with everyone else's shit.

Hell we just got thorugh dealing with the Fullbrigs, then the bounts, then the visords, then the shinigami showed up, and then grimmjow decided to be a little bitch so we had to slam that pussy into the ground.

Not a lot of time to reconnect with our son, and that's not even going into the fact that running our own country takes a lot of work and time.

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You embrace your wife and give her a peck on her cheek.
"I honestly don't care if it's a boy or a girl.
All that matters is that it's ours."

She chuckles at that.
"Why did I think you'd say that?"

You take a few moments to take solace in Tias presence.
After a while however you part from her embrace.
"Let's go.
We'll miss the show."

"Oh right...
That. Is he actually serious?
I thought that was just a joke."

"Deadly.
But I'm actually more concerned about what happens afterwards."

"Oh?
Do you know something that I don't?"

You chuckle.
"Perhaps..."

With things being sorted you left the building hand in hand with Tia.
Funny thing is that both Yata and Hao actually followed you to todays highlight, The Arena.

As you walk through the crowd you notice just how many people have gathered at the place.
If you didn't already have reserved seats you'd start worrying at this point.
Flying above the entrance and directly to your seats you avoid the large mass of people.
Without wasting much of your time you go directly to your seat where your entire extended family is already seated.

"Dad! You came!"
Alex waves to you.
"So what was at the lab?"

"I'll tell you later.
Now, did it start already?"

"Nope.
They haven't shown up yet."

You nod in acknowledgement and quickly signal one of the merchants walking through the lines and order some snacks and refreshments for everyone.
Just in time for the arrival of Yata and Hao.
While it's a rare thing to see them here Yata would probably never miss such an opportunity for gathering data and Hao is just naturally attracted to such large gatherings of people for some reason. Perhaps just like his "boss" he also like to conduct observations.

But just as everyone gets settled in their seats you see none other than Pesche walking to the center of the stadium and he begins clearing his throat.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
WELCOME, WELCOME ALL TO THE ARENA!
IT'S A PLEASURE TO SEE SO MANY FOLKS WITH SUCH A FINE TASTE IN ONE PLACE!"
He bows before the crowd.
"I THANK ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO LET US BEGIN TODAYS MAIN EVENT!"
The arrancar extends an arm and one of the gates begin to slowly open.
"ON THE LEFT SIDE WE HAVE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE ARENA!
THE LESS KNOWLEDGEABLE MIGHT CALL HIM UNIMPRESSIVE BUT DON'T EVER SAY THAT TO HIS FACE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
PLEASE WELCOME HIM WITH HIS IMPRESSIVE 215 cm HEIGHT AND A WEIGHT OF 93 KILOS, NNOITORA GILGA!"

The crowd goes wild as the champion steps into the light and begins waving to his adoring fans, his resurreción already active.

>>1072536
>Not a lot of time to reconnect with our son, and that's not even going into the fact that running our own country takes a lot of work and time.
Speaking of, have we ever bothered to reorganize the Espada after the mess we made of it with Aizen's death?

>>1072550
No, not really.

The Espada were pretty much disbanded after the rebellion.
Some people like Nnoitora or Grimmjow still hold onto the title as a symbol of their power but most people don't bother with it.

Pretty much anyone who was a part of the organization at any point are held in high regard however

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Then once the crowd goes a little less wild Pesche turns to the other end of the arena.
"AND ON THIS SIDE, THE CHALLENGER!
WEIGHING AT AN IMPOSING 175 KILOS OF PURE MUSCLE, WITH AN IMPOSING 287 CM HEIGHT!
THE MAN WHO KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU EVER KNEW, THE MONSTER OF MONSTERS, THE WALKING GENOCIDE!
MARR!"

And at this point everyone loses their shit.
Whether it's the women foaming at the muscle-bound giant or the more violent individuals going bloodcrazy pretty much everyone is at an edge.
However Tia frowns at him.

"Are you sure this is going to be okay?"

"Oh, absolutely not."

"Then why are you letting Nnoitora endanger himself like that?"

"Don't forget that he challenged Marr in the first place."
Then you let out a grin.
"And besides. Regardless of who wins, this should be interesting."

Then you turn your attention back to the arena and Marr specifically.
Unlike Nnoitora he still hasn't activated his sword yet.

"Heh...
Did you call your fanboys so they could see your ass kicked?"
He says to Nnoitora.

"They came to see blood, idiot."
Then he raises one of his scythes.
"And I'm planning on giving it to them."

While this is going on Dante cocks his head at you.
"Who do you think will win?"

"Dante!"
Alex snaps at him.

"What?
It's a legit question.
'Cause I don't think uncle has much of a chance here."

>Don't underestimate Nnoitora
>Maybe Spoony bit off more than he could chew this time
>Want to make a bet?
>Other? (write-in)

>>1072600
>Maybe Spoony bit off more than he could chew this time

>>1072600
>>Don't underestimate Nnoitora

A lot of very dead people have made that mistake before.

Now if this was Marr 1.0 I'd say not a chance in hell, but now?

I'd say that Spoony has a decent chance at victory if he plays his cards right.

>>1072600
>Maybe Spoony bit off more than he could chew this time
"Well, unless he's figured out a second release. Then all bets are off."

>Writing

Rolled 2, 1, 10 = 13 (3d10)

Also, forgot to roll

Rolled 1, 5, 10 = 16 (3d10)

>>1072675
THIS is how you roll, WEAKLING!

Rolled 7, 6, 2 = 15 (3d10)

>>1072675
>>1072681
Is this a thing now?

Rolled 10, 7, 3 = 20 (3d10)

>>1072675

hue

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"Perhaps you're right...
Maybe Nnoitora picked a bad fight this time...
Unless he managed to unlock his Segunda Etapa, which I doubt."

"So...
He's fucked isn't he?"

As you are talking about the matter at hand Nnoitora charges Marr right off the bat.
He swings one of his scythes down as he screams in exertion.
To this Marr simply smirks and punches the blade with his bare hand.

The attack had so much power behind it that a cone of air started forming around Marrs fist as it started to reach the sound barrier.
Nnoitoras scythe then bounced back from this bubble of air, leaving Marrs hand completely untouched.
The eyes of Spoony go wide as he realizes that he's left wide open for a counter attack.

In a last ditch effort to protect himself he uses his remaining 3 hands to reposition the rods of his scythe to form a shield of sorts.
The smile of his gigantic opponent grows wider as he strikes with his other hand and Nnoitoras makeshift defense does absolutely nothing to even slow it down.

As Nnoitora is sent flying through the entire ring and he crashes into the wall at full force Marr keeps wagging his fingers back and forth.
"Damn... You're a tough bitch I'll give you that...
My fingers went numb just by punching you."

Tossing some debris aside Nnoitora stands up with blood running down his split lip.
"Well thank you.
You're also not bad, for an oversized idiot!"

Marr then opens his arms wide and invites Nnoitora.
"How about you try again except, you know, actually hit me this time?"

To this Spoony stands up and wipes his trickling blood away with his forearm and smirks.
In this instant the "ribs" protecting his sides unfold and reveal his third pair of arms.
He then produces a scythe for each hand.

"Gladly!"

Nnoitora makes a mad dash towards his opponent, this time with six weapons.
He draws the three blades in his left hands back and swings them down at Marr with incredible ferocity.

"SANTA TERESA! CILICE!"

The three blades close in on Marr in such an arc that the edges will tear into Marrs back if he doesn't do anything.
However even if Marr isn't the brightest individual he probably fought against all kinds of enemies in his life so he knows exactly how he should move.
With a step forward and to the right he moves closer to Nnoitora and then he quickly kicks the overly long handles of the scythes.
The energy then travels through the metal and goes straight into Nnoitoras palm which then quickly crack open and spurt out blood.

Instinctively he lets go of all 3 weapons and withdraws his hands.
"SHIT!"

As he looks up he sees Marr winding up another attack he quickly jumps away from him.
Marr lets out a deep laughter at this.
"What's the matter?
COME ON! ENTERTAIN ME!
THIS IS BORING!"

"Oh?
I'm sorry."
Nnoitora licks up some of his own blood.
"Allow me to fix that for you!"
His expression changes.

Nnoitora closes his eyes and starts to regulate his breathing.
Marr watches this with a bored expression.

"What's this?
Is it nap time for you?! I came here to have some FUN GOD....
Huh?"
Then something odd starts happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV26zIE0130

The reiatsu of Nnoitora becomes visible, like when one begins to purposefully increase it.
But this time while the glow grows from faint to strong his actual energy output doesn't change at all.
If anything it appears to be growing weaker.

"Dad...
What's going on?"
Alex looks at you with a puzzled expression.

"I... don't know..."

When Nnoitoras eyes snap open both his reiatsu and the glow that he emitted up until now are gone and you feel a strange wave of force wash over you.
He looks over at Marr with a confident look.

"Yeah... Much better.
Sorry for the waiting but I wasn't sure if I want to waste this on you or not."

Marr raises an eyebrow at that.
"Huh?"

"Allow me to demonstrate!"
He then tightens his grip on one of his scythes and he casually swipes the blade horizontally before him.

Almost instantly Marrs chest opens up with a rather large gash.
Marr who is several feet away from Nnoitora looks down obviously confused.
He touches his new wound in disbelief and then curiously closes and opens his palm.

"No good..."
Nnoitora speaks up.
"Relying on only brute strength is... no good."
He begins pacing back and forth.
"No matter how stronger I got it was no good.
There is one asshole... who kept beating my ass.
So I came up with a plan... What if instead of just getting stronger I learn how to use my strength better.''

Marr raises an eyebrow at that.
"That's the biggest bullshit I've ever heard!
Shit like that is what weaklings say if they simply aren't strong enough!"

Nnoitora smirks.
"Heh... We'll see.
But I warn you. Right now I'm at my peak.
This took me years just to create... Absolute focus is a bit difficult to achieve."

Then seemingly instantly Nnoitora disappears from sight.
The speed at which he moved managed to surpass even the capabilities of your Pesquísa.
When he appeared beside Marr the large arrancar did something unthinkable.

He dodged.

>>1072845
ha

Rolled 5, 3, 3 = 11 (3d10)

With a wild slash Nnoitora strikes the ground and you feel the ground quake as tremors spread throughout Vanaheim and the ground beneath your feet splits like the sea before Moses.
Nnoitora smirks as the arena and everything in its vicinity shakes.

"Heh... It worked..."
He then turns his attention to Marr.
"Well... at least you know when you're about to lose an arm!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHakl2bMQYI

Marr looks down at his closed fist and sees that it's shaking uncontrollably.
He looks up at Nnoitora and... smiles?
"Finally...
FINALLY, FINALLY, FINALLY!"
He begins laughing like a maniac and raises his fist to the skies.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KILL! TIRANO!"

With a violent explosion Marr grows even bigger and sprouts a thick tail.
He looks down at Nnoitora.
"Well done whelp!
Now... LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!"

The now six meter tall giant pulls back his oversized fist and starts attacking Nnoitora with full force.
Spoony just grins and he jumps in the air while preparing to slam all six of his scythes into Marrs fist.

"SANTA TERESA!
ATOMIZADOR!"

The six tips of his scythes strike Marrs hand at different points but when they connect a shockwave spreads through the air that does more than merely distract people.
Some folks find themselves practically being squashed into their seats as the air currents keep pushing them.
It's probably only due to how close the two fighters are in terms of power that the audience is not outright killed from this clash.

As the two attacks cancel each other out Marr pulls back his fist while at the same time attacking with the other one.
You see large droplets of blood flying through the air as the Tyrant pulls his hand back from Santa Teresa.
The next attack comes in much faster than the last one and Nnoitora only has time to intercept it with 3 hands.
When they collide you notice how weaker this shockwave is than the last.

Marr laughs as he starts ramping up the speed of his strikes and Nnoitora keeps blocking them while still floating in the air.
But soon enough he manages to knock the giants fist aside with his scythes and he quickly starts falling to the ground.
Once his feet touch the the arena floors he springs himself towards his oversized opponent and slashes him while flying by.

At the moment he gets behind Marrs back he creates a platform of reishi under his feet and he kicks off again.
With Nnoitora on the offensive he keeps bouncing around the place while delivering bigger and smaller cuts all around Marrs body.
The sight of the gigantic Arrancar trying to swat the small mantis hopping around him is a bit comical even with the pool of blood under their feet constantly expanding.

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With Marr bleeding from dozens of wounds all across his body he lets out the loudest laughter you've ever heard from him.

*cough*
"Heh...
I... can't do shit..."

Nnoitora stops on the ground and blood splatters all around his feet.
''Don't tell me you're done already!''

''Oh no!
FAR FROM IT!''
He quickly smashes his fist in the ground and the quakes knock Nnoitora off of his feet.

Marr quickly drives his fingers in the ground and starts lifting out the huge chunk of rock from the ground that Nnoitora is laying on.
With loud grunting sounds of exertion he tosses the boulder into the sky and watches it fly up.
Once it reaches the end of its ascent Marr pulls his fist back while still looking upward.

Meanwhile Nnoitora strikes the rock under him with all six scythes at once and it turns to dust.
Now with Spoony falling down his eyes are practically glowing with a yellow tint and he pulls his scythes black.
"Santa Teresa..."

"100%!"

"ABRAZO!"

"CERES!"

The two goliaths clash once Nnoitora gets into hitting range.
Your eyes fail you after the moment of the impact as light begins to fill the arena.
When you are finally capable of opening your eyelids you can't believe what you see.

Marrs oversized body is lies on the ground, covered in scars and blood while the victorious Nnoitora is standing atop his defeated foe.
His breathing is heavy and his hands are shaking but at least he's still conscious.
The silence in the stadium is almost painful to hear.

However once people recover from their shock they begin cheering and whistling.
Pesche who was probably hiding in a corner somewhere crawls out.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!
HE DID IT! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
THE VICTOR IS NONE OTHER THAN NNOITORA GILGA! THE INVINCIBLE CHAMPION!"

While the crowd is cheering you can't help but feel a mixture of emotions.
On one hand you are proud of the bastard, on the other you are terrified about facing him in the future.

>Go and congratulate Nnoitora
>Hurry and fix up Marr
>Other? (write-in)

>>1072939
Looks like all the relentless beatings we handed him paid off.
I'm so proud

>>1073005
>Hurry and fix up Marr
>Don't say anything too Nnoitora, Drive him inside and then finally hug him after healing Marr and going. " My stupid little son, I'm so proud of you! "

>>1073005
>>Go and congratulate Nnoitora
Then heal Marr if he wants it.

>>1073013
insane*

>>1073005
>>>Go and congratulate Nnoitora
Then fix marr

>>1073005
>Go and congratulate Spoony
>Walk over and fix up Marr
Anons.
We must train until we're able to reattach our own limbs mid combat.

>>1073014

Seconded.

>>1073007
Also seconded, so so much.

>>1073024
Insofar as goop threads reattaching it and locking it back into place before it can hit the ground.

Makes me wonder how things would turn out if Marr had an actual hierro proper instead of his Zangief style muscle power flexing to block attacks.

>>1073033
Just based on how Arrancar work he should have both, even if his hierro is relatively under developed.

>>1073005
Additionally
"Oi! Nnoitorra, sparring later?"

>writing

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Jumping over the seats before your own, you rush towards the ring alongside several arena officials who are rushing in to make sure both contestants are fine.
Ignoring them completely you rush towards Marr and quickly release your sword to treat his wounds.
While you are busy with that the arena workers escort Nnoitora backstage where he can get some rest.

As you are patching up Marr however Wang Lan hurries to Marr and begins crying.
"Daddy Dino!
How could you lose? You never lose!
Get up! PLEASE!"

But her pleas fall on deaf ears since Marr is already unconscious.
Taking pity on her you speak up.
"Don't worry, he'll be fine.
I'll fix him up in a second."

"B-but you don't understand!
When he gets back up he'll-"

"He'll be ecstatic that there is someone who can beat him."
She pauses after that.
"See? It's pretty simple isn't it?"

Once you made sure that Marr won't bleed out, internally or otherwise, and that he won't die of other causes you abandoned him so the folks whose responsibility this is can take care of things and made your way to the backstage where Nnoitora is.
It took very little to convince security to let you enter his room and when you do you see Tesra applying first aid to Nnoitoras smaller wounds.

"Ouch! That stings you idiot!"

"S-sorry master!
But I have to disinfect the wound somehow!"

"Tch... Fine.
Just do it fast then!"
He then notices you.
"Oh... Hey Kaizar."

Not saying anything you walk over to him with a stern look on your face.

Seeing your expression Nnoitora gets visibly nervous.
"L-Look I actually-"

But rather than letting him finish you give him a hug and you feel him visibly tense up.
"My stupid, stupid, INSANE son!
Do you have any idea how proud I am?!
DO YOU?"

After recovering from that miniature heart attack of his he pushes you away.
"Ugh... Fuck! OFF!
First, I'm not your son! Second, Fuck you!"

Tesra chuckles at this.
"Please Master Soize, if you keep doing this to him he might die of embarrassment."

"AND YOU CAN SHUT UP AS WELL TESRA!"

But as you are both laughing at Nnoitoras misery you smother a tear in your eye and try to compose yourself.
Once done laughing you look at Nnoitora.
"But now that you've done... THAT!" You point in the direction of the arena.
"I believe you actually owe me something!"

"Huh?"

"Oh...
Don't tell me you forgot already!
You made a promise remember?
I believe it went something like: "Once I'm done with my match tomorrow you asshole!"
Or am I wrong?"

Nnoitora stares at you for a bit, then at the ground and finally at the ceiling.
Everywhere except one place.
"UGH! FINE!"

>>1073264
bullied Spoony is fucking adorable.

Spoony you fucking tsun...

What kind of freaky shit do you think Marr and Wang Lan do in bed

>>1073403
nothing right now ad it seems more father daughter then romantic

He looks at Tesra while blushing furiously.
"L-look Tesra...
I just wanted to say that..."

"Yes?
What is it?
D-did I forget to do something Master?"

"No you fucking idiot!
I-I uh... um... I wanted to say that I like you! That's all!
AND WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME MASTER? IT'S CREEPY!"

In that instance Tesras eyes practically light up and he lets out a high pitched gasp.
With a smile you stand up and start walking to the door.
To this Nnoitora takes a lot of offense.

"H-hey asshole!
Where are you going?!"

"I feel like I'm just going to be in the way here.
So I'll be taking my leave."

"H-hey!
DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE!
HEY!"

But you don't pay much attention to his pleas.
And once outside you take out your flask and take a good hard look at it.
For the first time in what seems like forever you put it back where it belongs since right now you don't feel like everything is going to be shit.

>>1073415
Idiot, you forgot to leave some lube for them

>>1073415
>Then everything went to shit.

And sadly this is where I must end things as I'll have important shit to do tomorrow.

However I might do an omake sometime later this week as compensation.
If you have a particular pick then feel free to write it down below.
If you don't then I'll go ahead and pick one myself

>>1073431
What happened in that room after we left.

>>1073431
What were the suggestions from the omake thread?
OH YES. Quincy kaizar and fullbring kaizar.

>>1073431
Thanks fer the thread spooks.

If i may, i would like a scene of the bergersen family picnic. By that i mean alex,asher and a-dante

>>1073431
Captains Meeting Regarding Vanahiem. Contains Gin trolling everyone for his own amusement.

>>1073431
Daddy Dino and his Runt.

>>1073444
Seconded, I want to see flustered Spoony.

Barring that the reactions of the Shinigami post mission/ the debrief they gave OMG would be good too.

>>1073455
>>1073431
I'd be cool with just following around Gin's day honestly.

That or that Ashido guy whose sword we stole.

>>1073431
Rike's training montage to get strong enough to "purify" us

ASHIDO WHEN

>>1073431
Captain wiggles daily life in vanahiem

>>1073455
>>1073415
Bonus points if it largely consists of Gin mocking Ashido and captain doggy

How was gin and rangiku's relationship btw? Did it improve?

>>1073933
THIS

>>1073431
Changing my vote here >>1073456 too >>1073933. Gib wiggles

>>1073455
please, please

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>>1073933
Best latte Christmas gift

>>1073431
Captain Wiggles, the Dante-Level Axolotl Fullbringer.

>>1073864
soon


On another note:
I saw the requests and here's the list of omakes that'll happen throughout next week.
I'll post on twitter once they are finished.

-A day in the life of Wiggles
-Some shinigami related stuff (possibly from the perspective of Ichimaru)
-Spoony and Tesra
-What if Kaizar was a ... (quincy edition)

These will happen in this order, perhaps one per day but possibly more.
All of these can be considered canon, except the last one

>>1076890
>Kaizar won't have to defeat his 'inner' demon of Quincyness to grow stronger.

It's like you care more about this story then kubo with bleach itself.

>>1076890
>A day in the life of Wiggles

>>1075446
Guys Wiggles is a captain he needs a captains haori.

>>1077103
Well he already has a scarf so he's on the right track

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It was a day like any.
The moon shone brightly over the night sky in its usual crescent shape.
The streets were bustling as folks meandered between the market stalls, seeking whatever goods the need.

However there was something that might seem rather odd for the uninitiated.
While the crowd was moving about as you'd expect in one place you could see it parting like the Red Sea before Moses.
This rather large and free area moved up and about seemingly at random, with nobody ever daring to step in it.

In the middle of this sacred place walked a single Axolotl.
Tiny and unassuming he walked slowly with his stubby little legs, leaving a trail of viscous liquid on his path.
To the folks of Vanaheim this was normal.
For there was an unspoken rule, nay, a warning. Whoever dares to hurt the tiny creature will evoke the unbound rage and hatred of the hells themselves.
But the people weren't nervous.
After all, nobody was nor shall anyone be foolish enough to try and mess with the animal.

As Captain Wiggles slowly made his way through the marketplace some of the merchants or the frequent shoppers tipped their headwears to the most esteemed one.
"Good morning Wiggles!"
A man greeted him loudly, his burly mustache flickering in the wind.
Many followed his example as they realized who walks in their presence.

Captain Wiggles however paid little attention to them, his small and beady eyes fixated on his destination.
With his mouth permanently curled to an innocent and lovable smile he inches towards one of the fruit vendors and climbs up his stall.
Once there the merchant sees him and she lets out a gasp of pleasant surprise.

"Ah good Captain!
It's been a while!
How may I please you?"

The axolotl opens his mouth and gives her a cheerful smile.
Then he points with his forearm at one of the more round shaped fruits and lets out a high pitched but relatively quiet bark.

"Of course!"
The merchant lady then takes the topmost fruit and puts it down before him.
"Have a pleasant day!"

With his wish fulfilled Captain Wiggles climbs on top of the round vegetable and begins backpedaling.
With his newfound way of transportation he vaguely wags one of his limbs in a way that resembles a wave and takes off.
The ladys mouth begins to curl up into a smile almost unconsciously after witnessing that. Her day can't get any better now.

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As he rolls around on top of his "ball" Captain Wiggles decides that he hasn't gone on one of his adventures in quite a while and that the time is ripe for breaking the mold.

Almost without notice he takes a sharp right turn.
Normally that'd be ill advised in such a thick crowd but since everyone in the vicinity has Pesquísa armed just in case of such a thing happening with the Captain he manages to leave the busy street alone and instead he makes for the tight alleyways.

While rolling around at not quite the speed of sound he finds something that piques his interest, his gills begin swaying almost instantly.
Before him is a small Arrancar girl is drawing pictures into the dirt while laughing happily.
However she stops what she's doing as soon as she notices Captain Wiggles.

"Oh?"
She looks at him and her eyes begin shining almost immediately.
"A DOGGY!"

Wiggles wags his gills back and forth while squealing happily.
The little girl pets his head while saying "Who's a good boy" over and over again.
Absorbed by the charms of Captain Wiggles the little girl giggles and lifts him up with both of her hands wrapped around his torso.

The girls name is Amelia and she's a fairly new addition to the ever growing population of Vanaheim.
She was brought in from the desert by one of the Exequias scouts who then promptly got her Arrancarified and after much debate with his partner they adopted the little one into their home.

Amelia presses Captain Wiggles up to her cheeks to snuggle with him, laughing all the way.
However as much as she's enjoying herself she gets quickly interrupted by her adoptive mother.

"A-amelia...
W-what are you doing sweetie?!"

"Oh?
I found this doggy!"
She lifts up Captain Wiggles who stares the woman down with his cute little eyes.
"Can I keep him? Can I?"

"S-sweetie..."
The woman looks mortified.
"P-please put him down..."

"B-but..."

"Erm... he's not a dog and he's somebody elses pet..."

She turns Captain Wiggles around and brings him close to look deep into his eyes.
"Is that so?
You can't be my doggy?"

To this Captain Wiggles extends his palm and touches the tip of her nose.
"Tiny creature, as much as I'd love to be by your side, I'm afraid I already have a master.
But fret not, for blessed shall be you, the one who amused me! Now go child!
Enjoy your youth and fill your mind with many a wondrous memories of carefree joy and happiness!"

And so spoke the Captain.

...


Or at least he would have.
But since poor Amelia is incapable of understanding the simplistic methods of animal communication all she comprehended was:

"Squeee!"

And just like that what were forming to be tears of sadness quickly became tears of laughter and joy.
Without feeling any conflict she sets down Captain Wiggles on his ball and bids him farewell.

"Bye Doggy!"
She turns to her adoptive mother.
"Do you think his owner would let me play with Doggy?"

She pats her head.
"Maybe you should ask him!"

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Making a new friend made the Captain happy and he concluded that his new trip was already very prosperous.
However in his delight he quickly noticed a growing urge within him.
The need for food.

Without wasting a second he started sniffing the air and quickly made for the closest source of meat that he could find.
In mere minutes he rather slowly rolled from alleyways to a wide road and from there towards a rather large, metal fence.
As he looked over the barrier before him he saw the structure towering very high.
But with its bars so high he could fit under them no problem.

Rolling into the pen he quickly found himself surrounded on all sides by rather large, dinosaur like hollows.
The beasts looked down at the tiny creature with a hungering ferocity and one of them, the largest of them all, began roaring at the Captain.
This act alone generated enough force to send the tiny axolotl tumbling from his fruit and onto the ground.
After regaining his balance he stood up and looked deep into the hollow beasts eyes.

This area he strolled into is restricted to all but Yata Garasu and those he permits.
Therefore the large fence is not only to keep the beasts in but all others out, for it'd be too dangerous for anyone without proper equipment.
It's because of this very fence that almost nobody was a witness to what transpired in the following moments.

Within seconds of Captain Wiggles standing up the large, ten ton hollow is being slammed violently against the ground from left to right.
Once the meat was sufficiently tenderized by the repeated clobbering it's then lifted in the air and spun around like a toy.
After the beast finally dies from internal bleeding it's thrown against one of the corners with such a force that it annihilates that entire segment of the cage.

Captain Wiggles then slowly walks over to the large corpse and takes several mouthfuls of its flesh and swallows it.
With his belly full he goes back to his ball to resume his stroll through Vanaheim.

But nearby after a few minutes have passed Yata Garasu spills his coffee after seeing one of the monitors.
"FUCK!
HAO! THE BEASTS GOT LOOSE!
GET MY GUN!"


Omake #1: Captain Wiggles just wants a quiet life

--- THE END ---

KEK

>>1081169
>>1081225
>>1081252
Beautiful

That was great, spooky. Didn't expect it to be that fun

>>1081252
>Hollow-Park The Movie.

by god Captain Wiggles. you're a fucking genius!

>>1081252
Plot enhanced Axolotl, what a time to be alive.

>>1081375
Even before that he could survive a full incantation black coffin.
Wiggles was beast before the plotrock

>>1081388
I can't remember much but I thought he had already eaten the thing at the time?

>>1081169
>>1081225
>>1081252
...oh my god we have the best pet ever.

Also I like the bit at the end there, Hao as yata's lab assistant is amazing

>>1081848

Agreed, though it makes me wonder what happened to the perverted pheonix.

Did Yata finally off him or is he in the slammer with the rest of Aizen's garbage?

>>1082147
i'm like 90% sure he's been relegated to Yata's test cadaver after one to many homicide attempts.

>>1082236
I wouldn't be surprised if Yata used the rebellion as an excuse.

>>1084703
implying he needs an excuse

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It's a lovely day in the Seireitei today.
Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.
It's perfect days like these that Ichimaru Gin loves the most, because he can ruin it for others.

Today on his way to the issued Captains Meeting he took his sweet time and took a little detour several yards in the complete opposite direction.
As he strolls through the ninth division barracks he takes a moment to appreciate the many fragrances flying about the place.
With a flower in his hand he casually enters the training grounds and begins walking through them.

"Ah what a lovely day!
Wouldn't you agree Miss Momochi?"
He stops abruptly and interrupts the training of the third seat.

She fumbles her next step and completely misses the training dummy before her.
As she hops around on one leg, trying to regain her balance she sees the Captain that addressed her and she gets flustered immediately.
Quickly she trips on her own leg which she tries to mask as an attempt to get on her knees.

"C-c-captain Ichimaru Gin!
F-forgive me sir, I was too absorbed by my kenjutsu training so I didn't notice you!"

Gin chuckles and tosses the flower in his hand aside.
"Nonsense third seat.
I should be the one to bother you at such a time.
Are you per chance preparing for that little showcase of your prowess as the Kamaitachi?"

She looks at her with dull confusion.
"S-sir...
That was an hour ago..."

Ichimaru then slaps his head and pretends that he didn't know that already.
"Truly? Oh my, what a shame.
It seems I was in such a hurry to be late from the captains meeting that I accidentally didn't leave time for your performance."
He sighs in exasperation.
"And here I was actually looking forward to your performance.
From what I heard it's quite a sight to behold."

Chisato looks at her sword and then back at the Captain.
"Would you... like to see it Captain Ichimaru?"

"Oh my...
I wouldn't dare to ask something like that from you.
I already bothered you enough as is..."
He pauses for several moments.
"Allright, if you insist!"

She sighs and murmurs something along the lines of "jackass" under her nose.

"What was that third seat?"

"N-nothing Captain!"
She draws her sword and holds it horizontally before her.
"SHRED! DAIBAKAZE!"

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With a sudden burst of gale like winds erupting from her zanpakuto it transforms into a three pronged glaive with razor sharp blades at the ends and something that looks and feels a lot like plastic covering the central disk.
She shows the captain her weapon and as she holds it in her open palm it begins to spin in place wildly.

"There's... not much to it.
It only becomes interesting if I throw it."

Gin whistles.
"Impressive!
Did you actually beat Jirobo with this singular weapon?
Must have been hard."

She shrugs.
"Not really.
His individual blades were much weaker than Daibakaze.
And once it got in the air he didn't have much of a chance against it."

"Well then, color me impressed Kamaitachi.
Now may I please ask for a demonstration?
It really looks like to be a beautiful weapon when it's in action."

"Sure!
What did you have in mind?"

He ponders for a moment and then points at a tree that's on the training ground.
"How about that?
A nice, big target so we can observe its power!"

She nods.
"Got it."

With the blade still spinning in her hand she winds up her right arm in an arc and throws her glaive with as much power as she can muster.
The arc with which she threw Daibakaze only adding atop of its already impressive power.
Once she let go of her glaive it flew off right at the tree that Gin designated.
However mere moments before impact several shadows are seen jumping out of said tree. All of them vaguely human shaped.
And lucky for them as when the weapon hit its target it exploded with a violent gust of wind that tore all leaves and even some thicker branches off of the tree and cut them to pieces mid air.

As the glaive flies back to Chisato she catches it mid air and looks at Gin.
"What the fuck was that?!"

Gin chuckles.
"I believe those were the onmitsu members tasked with keeping an eye on me.
Don't worry though, I'll take the blame for that one.
I just wanted to get a little revenge for their transgressions.
I mean I know they are assassins but not giving a man some "me time" is just bad manners."

"Tch...
Guess they are right about you..."

"Hmmm?
Who?"

"Everyone!
I haven't met a single person who didn't say you were just some creepy asshole who is a borderline traitor!"

"Oh really?
Well, to me it sounds like you don't agree with them..."

Chisato looks up at him.
"N-no it's just-"

"Go on."

"I...
I just find it really hard to respect you Captain Ichimaru..."

"But... you do respect me.
Why?"

"Because!
You are still a captain! That takes such dedication not many are capable of!
And while others like to label you as a traitor you still remained loyal to us!"

But before she could go on any further Gin looked deep into her eyes and eventually opened his own.
"He worked with "him", so he can't be that bad..."

"That's what you are thinking aren't you?"
Gin then pulls back a bit.
"I can certainly see why He adores you so much..."

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Chisato looks down at the ground as if she's ashamed.
"W-were you two... friends?"

Ichimaru chuckles.
"No.
He called me an ass quite a lot.
But... I'm indebted to him AND I can admit that he's not a bad man..."
He pauses for a moment and then sighs.
"Miss Chisato, I'm sorry for your loss.
And I'm ashamed to say this but I'm not happy that you wound up here.
Ye'r too good for this place, too... pure."

Gin then turns around and leaves for the meeting he's already late from.
But before he leaves via shunpo he quickly turns back to Chisato.
"If ya' ever lookin' for a change of scenery swing by my quarters.
We could have a drink! Or maybe ya' could do me a solid and replace Kira, that'd be just swell!
Cheers!"

With a quick shunpo Ichimaru then disappears and makes his way to the Captains Meeting Hall.
By the time he arrives all the Captains are on edge since they had plenty of time to argue and bicker amongst themselves.
Eventually the Captain Commander slams down his cane and everyone becomes silent.

"Captain Ichimaru, we have schedules specifically so everyone arrives at the same time and we can get to work!
If I were in your position I'd make sure to follow any orders handed to me to the letter, or else I'd risk never being absolved of my crimes!"

Gin rubs the back of his neck and apologizes.
"Forgive me Head Captain.
But ever since the Onmitsu have to observe each and every single one of my actions the time it takes to complete my morning routine quadrupled.
However I promise that such things won't happen again, I assure you!"

"Hmph... Very well.
Now then, please take your place so we can begin."
The Commander then grumbles something to himself.
"At this rate I'll have to install some chairs in here...
Stupid whippersnappers!"

Once Gin walked to his usual spot Captain Yamamoto raised his voice again.
"Now... I sincerely hope you all know why we are here..."

"The hollows?"

"Hrmm, yes Captain Zaraki.
I'm glad we are all on the same page for once."
He turns his attention to Toshiro.
"Now then... Captain Hitsugaya!
If you would!"

"Right away sir!"

With him at the center stage Captain Hitsugaya addresses his fellow captains.
"Now then...
I hope you all received copies of my reports about the mission."

"What's of the what?"

"Not you Zaraki!
I'm not so delusional to think that you can even read..."

The Commander slams his cane down.
"Captain Hitsugaya!
Please refrain from changing the subject!
And give your personal take on the matter!
Admittedly some of us do have a lot of work to do so paperwork sometimes gets lost."

Toshiro sighs.
"Very well sir..."
After a few minutes of recalling the events of their encounter with the Arrancars Hitsugaya finishes.
"That's basically it sir.
It's unknown how strong these hollows are compared to the rest of them and just how many of them are there.
But still it must not be overlooked that we were completely beaten by them..."

Captain Commander Genryusai looks at Gin.
"Captain Ichimaru...
What can you add to that?"

"It's hard to tell...
Most of my intel is probably outdated already.
But their numbers are well beyond the hundreds."

"And their strengths?"

"Well...
Three of these arrancars are amongst the top ranking hollows of Hueco Mundo.
And even I only know the full extent of ones power."

"The Fear Eater?"
Captain Suí-Feng asks.

"Yes...
But I find it odd that we have no intel on his fight with Third Seat Madarame."

Captain Mayuri scoffs at that.
"My equipment were completely blocked off by one of YOUR men Zaraki!
I hope you are happy!"

"Oh yeah?
Well I call bullshit on that!
We at the 11th don't use fuckin' spells!"

At this Gin steps in.
"To be fair Captain Kurotsuchi that was actually a smart thing to do.
Fighting the Fear Eater is downright suicidal, if Aizen is any indication of that, so hiding the combatants so he can't get reinforcements while also limiting the area that's endangered is the smartest thing to do."

The Captain Commander speaks up again.
"Captain Kurotsuchi... What has your analysis revealed?"

"Much of the data is still being processed.
But in short, they are dangerous. The common traits of their physiology already makes them a threat to Soul Society even if we ignore their individual abilities."

The commander closes his eyes.
"I see...
Please notify me once you are done with your assessments so I can take the information for Central 4 for reviewing."

"Understood sir."

"Now then...
We still have one matter at hand that we must discuss...
Captain Hitsugaya! I understand you've broken several of the Seireiteis laws when you took Lieutenant Hinamori to the living world without permission. Furthermore you are also suspected of committing treason for allying yourself with a hollow!
The proof of this is the miraculous recuperation of Lieutenant Hinamori!"

Toshiro looks around and sees that almost everyone is surprised.
"I don't deny any of this.
But if it's know that I've broken the rules why wasn't I taken into custody?
Are the Central 4 even aware of this?"

"Not presently, no.
While I was going to present this issue to them I was convinced by several of your colleagues that acting hastily could cause more harm than good."

"Captain Commander if I may?"
Yamamoto nods.
"I acted in such a manner because an opportunity presented itself.
A chance to restore one of our lieutenants to fighting condition.
And a chance that we might be able to avoid an all out war with the Arrancars!"

The Captain Commander slowly opens his eyes.
"Go on."

"Sir, I know how it sounds but after witnessing their powers first hand...
I honestly believe that even if we were to win such a conflict it'd come at the cost of hundreds, perhaps even thousands of shinigami.
Not to mention all the civilian casualties!
And all evidence up until now suggests that the hollows also don't want that!
It's the Fear Eater who took up arms for the sake of the ryoka! It protected humans, it killed the traitorous Aizen and IT managed to heal Lieutenant Hinamor, a feat that not even SRDI could achieve."
Mayuri scoffs at this.

But with his speech done a few captains take this chance to speak up themselves.
"Yama-jii! The boy's saying something!
So far the Fear Eater hasn't done anything harmful to us!
Well... it hasn't done anything that can't be fixed in a week...
And seeking open conflict in our weakened state would be-"

"Disastrous."
Captain Ukitake finishes his fellows sentence.
"I share Kyorakus opinion.
Perhaps we could... Deal with them by some other means."

"Genryusai-san..."

"Captain Unohana? You too?"

"Yes.
I witnessed the Fear Eater in action first hand.
And even my Lieutenant can testify that he is not a wicked man at heart.
While it's a bit too early to say I believe it's not an impossibility that he's willing to come to an agreement."

The Captain Commander frowns as he is lost deep in thought.
While his eyes are close Shunsui slips a piece of paper to the young Hitsugaya next to him.
The boy opens it and sees a message written on it: "Is Rukia safe? From: Byakuya"
Toshiro then looks at Captain Kuchiki and nods.

Seeing this Captain Byakuya steps forward.
"Captain Commander..."

"Captain Kuchiki?
What's the meaning of this?"

"I also think we should discuss the matter more thoroughly..."

"Haven't you had your pansy ass handed to you by this hollow?"
Zaraki asks him.

"I was and that's why I can say with certainty that he can be trusted.
It was a hollow and he defeated me in battle, by all rights he could have killed me then and there.
But instead he showed me mercy and spared my life.
While I don't like him this matter warrants some actual debate..."

"Hrmmm...
Very well.
We shall discuss this matter at a later date.
As for you Captain Hitsugaya! You watch yourself!
One more slip up and I won't overlook it again!"

Hitsugaya bows.
"Thank you Captain Commander! I will!"

"DISMISSED!"

Omake #2: Soul Society Shenanigans

--- THE END ---

>>1085128
Shiiiiiit spooky, this was great. Pretty hyped about soul society finally getting that stick out of their ass

>>1085219
Soul Society is mostly your work.

And don't get too comfortable about the omakes...
Nnoitora is up next and romance is what drives me fucking bananas because I can't write it

>>1085225
>We caused a peace agreement to be signed between SS and Hollows.

Quincy gonna be fucked.

>>1085620
>Ywach coming out of his hidey hole like "o, fuck"

That reminds me, we haven't beaten up Urahara's ass up yet.

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>>1081252
Captain Wiggles just wants a quiet life

KILLER SQUEE'S SHEER PLOT ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS

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After Kaizar left the room Nnoitora and Tesra were left all alone.
Not knowing what to do in this situation Tesra returned to his task and touched one of Nnoitoras bruises with a ball of cotton soaked in alcohol.

''OW! BITCH!
Tesra! At least warn me first!"

"S-sorry Mas...
N-noitora..."

And then there was silence.
Neither of them knew what to say and both avoided eye contact like the plague.
Eventually Nnoitora sighed between two winces.

"Y-you know...
I wanted to say something... I didn't want to just blurt things out.
Fuck! I even had this whole speech planned out and everything!
Then that douchebag came and got me all worked up!"
But while he'd have liked to go on he quickly shut himself up and returned to what was admittedly more important.
"W-what I meant to say is... Thank you Tesra...
For everything.
I know that I'm a bit of an ass... Okay I'm a huge asshole!
I always treated you like shit, called you names and yet... And yet you stayed by my side.
And while I may not have said it I appreciated your company...
D-do you think that... I don't know... you could forgive me for all that?"

But he didn't respond.

"S-say something damn it!"

"Forgive me Mas... Nnoitora.
But I had to take care with disinfecting the wound.''
Tesra finishes stitching one of Nnoitoras wounds shut and sets aside his needle to speak.
''The truth is that there is nothing to forgive.
You are forgetting the fact that if we never met I probably would have died a long time ago.
And for that I'm eternally thankful.''
Tesra lets out a smile.
"And while your personality is... unique I never took offense to anything you said.
Because I knew you didn't mean it."

At this Nnoitora blushes a little.
"S-shit man... When you say stuff like that I think..."

"You thin what?"

"That you are too good for me.
That I don't deserve you..."

Tesra looks down in front of him. His single eye starts filling with tears which he is quick to wipe away.
"Nonsense.
You are a kind and caring person, even if you don't want to admit it.
If that was not the case I'd not have followed you for so many years. I wouldn't have been adamant about calling you master.
I wouldn't....
I wouldn't have fallen in love with you."

With the words finally spoken out both of the became immediately flustered beyond imagination.
His cheeks beet red Tesra quickly reaches for the needle again.
"I-I-I should get back to-"
And then he lets out a very loud gasp since in his hurry to get the threaded needle his other hand accidentally touched Nnoitoras.
"F-F-F-Forgive me Master! I-"

But Nnoitora doesn't let him move it away.
"No....
This is fine."

With both of them blushing Tesra quickly finished patching up Nnoitora.
For the first time in several centuries the two arrancars enjoyed absolute silence, without ever feeling awkward about it.
And they both agreed that they could get used to this.

Once Tesra finished he smiled at Nnoitora.
"Perhaps I should do your hair next!"

"Don't push it Tesra."

Omake #3

THE END

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It was a day like any other in Silbern.
Kaizar Soize is walking down the halls after a long day of target practice.
He only ever stops to salute to the Sternritters that pass by him.

This 19 year old boy was like any other Quincy in the Wandenreich.
His only notable feature is that he was born in Silbern only recently, making him a member of the youngest generation of Quincies within the Wandenreich.
While in any other part of the world this might not be such a big deal but in Silbern where humans can live for well over a thousand years thanks to His Majesties blessings, hardly any people ever conceive a child.
And if that wasn't enough both of his parents died shortly after he was born since his constant crying angered some members of the Sternritter.

Although his parents, who were both low ranking Soldat, were murdered he himself was spared.
Just goes to show that even though the Sternritters can be wicked they are not complete monsters.
But a child without parents was sure to die so they left him with the only being who could not only tolerate a newborn but could raise him without having an issue with the whole process, BG9.
And after taking one last turn he comes before a door which he opens up and announces his presence.
"BG I'm back!"

"Welcome Kaizar.
You've finished 13 minutes earlier than usual.
Is something wrong?"
BG9 spoke in his metallic voice.

"Nah I just finished with my set this much earlier.
Hey! Is it ready?!"

"I do not appreciate when you lie like that.
You should have just said that you were eager to finish your construction.
But yes, the item is finished."

BG9 then reaches under a workbench and pulls out a long silver tube with numerous engravings on it.
"SWEET!"
Kaizar quickly yanks it out of his hands.
"THANKS!"

With the boy running off into his own little segment of the workshop BG9 calls after him.
"I hope you are not still planning on going through with this."

Kaizar then stops in his tracts and looks down on the ground, his fist clenches hard around the gun barrel in his hand.
"They did it again..."
BG9 detects the sign of anger on the boy.

"It is foolish."

"IT'S NECESSARY!
I have to do this...
Please!"

BG9 doesn't respond.
For humans this might be the sign of disappointment but for him it's merely an indication that he's processing information.
"It seems that it's futile trying to convince you.
I won't attempt to stop you any longer."

"Thanks..."

With that he went ahead to his little corner of the workshop and began working on his Magnum Opus.
Growing up in an engineering bay had its perks for the boy.
The smell of oil, the sound of grinding steel and working machinery made him feel calm and in his element.
He had a knack for tinkering with things and developed numerous interesting but highly unstable inventions.
Making the use of these fairly limited, indeed he was the only one brave or foolish enough to ever use them in actual combat.

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But this time things were different.
He wasn't crafting just another quirky and situationally useful item.
No, he needed something more... potent.

A weapon that could instigate jealousy even in the Sternritters themselves.
It had to, as it was meant to kill one of them.

After about an hour of tinkering, tuning, cleaning and oiling the Masterwork was complete.
Covered in oil the young Quincy took a step back to admire his creation.
The image was stunning, for him at least.
To the boy the pristine silver being covered in filth and oil didn't detract from its beauty at all.

Satisfied with his work he took it outside and BG9 took a look at it.
"Impressive.
Does it work?"

"It does."

"Did you test it?"

"No, I just know it does."

With a simulated sigh BG9 went to one of the shelves and brought Kaizar some bandages.
"Wrap it up in this.
By the time you get there it should soak up all the oil."

He nods.
"Thank you BG9.
For everything."

"You are implying you won't return.
Remember, your primary directive is staying alive.
You are a good Quincy Kaizar, we'll need you in the invasion."

"If I can't do this then I won't be of use to anyone!"
Angrily he wrapped up his weapon and took off while BG9 tracked his movements with his sensor.

He rushed to one of the mess halls, asking any soldat on his way about his targets location.
Sure enough he quickly figured out where they are at the moment and he ran as fast as he could.
Upon stepping into one of the large, open corridors he could see his targets. All five of them.

"YOU!"
He screamed and the girls turned around.

"Erm... girls?
Is it just me or did that twerp just shout at us?"
Candice looked at her friends in confusion.

"I think it did Candy..."
Liltotto responded.

Bambietta turns around with a sigh and looks at Kaizar.
"Get lost whimp, while we are still in a good mood!"

"I'm not moving!"

"Excuse you?!
If ye'r too thick to get it I'll spell it out for you!
FUCK. OFF. That's an order! You got that?"

"According to His Majesties rule every Soldat has the right to challenge a Sternritter!
So I'm not going anywhere!"

"Oooooh! That's interesting!
The boy certainly has some spirit!"
Meninas spoke in a cheery tone.

"Or he's simply stupid.
Either way this shouldn't take too long.
Right Bambi?"
Liltotto turns to her friend.

"Ugh... An upstart, huh?
Fine! Which one of us do you challenge?"

Kaizar reaches for the gun on his back and holds the large instrument of war with both hands.
"All of you!"

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The various members of the "Sternritter Clique" reacted differently to his challenge.
Meninas chuckled, Giselle didn't react at all, Liltottos deadpan expression somehow got even more dull, Candice licked her lips while Bambietta simply facepalmed herself.

"Oh great... A suicidal retard..."
She draws her sword.
"Okay... Let's dispose of this idiot quickly."

"I agree."
Liltotto responded.

"Oh come on Bambi!
The boy got balls! You have to give him that.
Let's give him a shot for making our day like that."
Candice put her arm on Bambiettas shoulder to calm her down.

"Ugh... Can't we just get it over with?"

"I agree with Candy, he's cute.
Let's give him a shot!"
Meninas offered her opinion.

*sigh*
"Okay twerp.
You heard 'em. One shot.
That's all we give you, then you die."

Kaizar reaches for the end of the cloth and finally unveils his creation.
A holy weapon crafted entirely from enchanted silver and crafted together over years with the utmost care and precision.
An Anti-material rifle, firing .50 caliber rounds capable of penetrating the thickest of armor.
Covered in dirt it appears to be worn down even though it hasn't been fired once.

"What's that ugly thing?"
Bambietta asks.

Kaizar then raises the rifle and fires it from his hip.
The bullet darts past Bambiettas head and hits one of the large, marble columns of Silbern and completely demolishes it.
"There. I fired my warning shot.
Now you can come at me!"

Bambiettas eyes are vacant, her ears are ringing and she is too focused on the few strands of her hair on the ground to notice anything else.
She then slowly turns around to see the pillar behind her that crumbled to dust and reality slowly kicks in for her.
Beads of cold sweat appear on her forehead and she speaks with trembling lips.

"W-w-what was that?"

"Bambi..."

Bambietta turns to Kaizar.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

"My warning shot.
I thought it'd be shameful for a Sternritter to die without a fight.
Now come at me as you will, but I'm warning you... Underestimate me again and you die..."

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"YOU BASTARD!"

"BAMBI WAIT!"
Liltotto cried out for her friend but it was too late.

Bambiettas mind was consumed from by this close encounter with death.
All of her instincts urged her to defend herself in order to stay alive.
So she dashed out while swinging her sword before her, creating her signature reishi bombs.

"DIE YOU FUCK!"

But Kaizar anticipated this and fired off his second shot right at the explosive bubble.
As soon as the bullet pierces the bubble a violent explosion occurs as the projectile is turned into a bomb by Bambiettas Schrift.
However to everyones shock the attack escapes the cloud that was created by the explosion and literally tears Bambietta in half at her waist.

"Don't bother.
My bullets are not so weak that they'd shatter just from this much force.''

Liltotto looks at Giselle and begins shouting.
"GIGI! FIX BAMBI! RIGHT! NOW!"

"O-o-oh okay...''
Giselle responds, a bit taken back by everything happening around her.

''AND DON'T YOU TRY ANYTHING!
WE NEED BAMBI! NOT A ZOMBIE!"

"You BITCH!"
Candice shouts at Kaizar while this is going on and activates her Thunderbolt and Hirenkyaku to get close to Kaizar.

With the female Sternritter behind him Kaizar turns his head around and speaks in a cold tone.
"What made you think my attack stopped?"

"Huh?"
And in that moment Candice realized what he meant as the still flying bullet grazed her arm.
It was only thanks to her blind luck that she could avoid having the entire thing torn off.

With another hirenkyaku she moves away from him.
"You... You... WHORE!"
She raises her hand in the air and lightning strikes in her palm.
"GALVANO JAVELIN!"
She then throws the gathered electricity only to find the same bullet that attacked her hit it and drive her lightning in the ground.

It's not unheard of that a Heilig Pfeil is guided since the arrow serves as an extension of the Quincy.
But that bullet is simply moving at too high speed for that to be possible as the slightest alteration could result in a drastic alteration of the projectiles course.
So Kaizar circumvented this by creating thick but small reishi walls in the air that the bullet can bounce off of, thereby guiding it.

However with his second bullet coming to a stop he pulls the lever on his rifle and lets out the built up heat.
Candice just growls at this.
"Mother fucker...
Blut Vene didn't do shit!"

Liltotto looks at Candice.
"What are you doing Candy?! ARE YOU MAD?!
CUT OFF YOUR ARM RIGHT NOW!"

"W-what?! WHY?"

"Even if it just grazed you it's still dangerous.
With such a high caliber and velocity it's very likely that air got in your bloodstream.
If the bubble reaches your heart you'll die."

Candice winces and looks at Giselle.
"Gigi, I hate to ask this but I'll need your help..."
Giselles eyes light up.
"NO! NOT LIKE THAT!"

Kaizar smirks at this confidently.
"Funny. Even though I'm the whore you sure do get fucked a lot, don't you?"

Candice snaps after hearing that.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Not like that Candy.
He implies he's mopping the floor with us and well..."

"He's right!"
Meninas finishes Liltottos sentence.

"Right...
Thanks Meninas..."
Then Liltotto looks at Kaizar.
"Why are you doing this?
If you wanted us dead you are missing a lot of opportunities..."

"I'm not killing you as that's not in the best interest of His Majesty...
But I'm not going to let you just walk away from here..."

"So then what do you want?"

"I'll make you a deal.
We'll forget this ever happened.
You can live on without being defeated by a Soldat..."

"And in turn?"

"In turn you can not kill another one of us again!
We are all Quincy, we share His Majesties blood! And yet you kill us soldiers, YOUR BROTHERS, for the sake of amusement!
If I ever catch any of you murdering a Soldat again... I'll blow your brains out then and there...
So... What do you say?"

Meninas looks at Liltotto expectantly.
She closes her eyes and sighs before speaking up.
"It seems we don't have much of a choice...
I don't see us winning without heavy casualties... Very well. We accept.
I'll personally make sure that psycho bitch Bambi won't do it again...
There, was that good enough?"

Kaizar swings his gun over his shoulder.
"Yes..."
As he turns around to leave however Candy charges her at full speed but quickly finds the sniper rifles barrel in her face.

"I-I-It was j-j-j-just a joke..."

Kaizar sighs.
"Very well..."
And he turns the gun away from her.
"But you are gonna have to deal with the mines yourself..."

"Wha-"
Then in that instant fire erupts from the ground and melts the skin of Candice.
While the experience was painful she later made a full recovery with some aid from Gigi.

As for Kaizar.
He was not reprimanded for his actions.
In fact His Majesty was so impressed by his little show that he quickly bestowed his blood to him and made him a Sternritter.

But unfortunately for him since all letters were already taken he was given the Shaz Domino treatment and became Sternritter 𝛿 - The Deadshot.
This fact irked him till the last days of the invasion of Soul Society.

Omake #4: Kaizar Soize - The Quincy

--- THE END ---

>>1088074
>Anti-material rifle
>Mines
>Almost magic bullets

Stop stop, I can only get so erect!

>>1088081
Technically it's completely magic bullet.
Since it's made from soul stuff

>>1088095
Wait, Did we have a chance to go that fucking path?

>>1090639
We started the quest as a hollow, so I assume no, we never had a chance to go quincy in Silbern route.