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You decide to go to the festival. Everyone loves festivals... well besides you but that's because you never went to one! Ever!

They sure did look fun on TV, with all the food and fireworks, but it seemed scary and you could always see the fireworks from your window and always eat the food your dad bought for you.

Your mom offered to take you once but you chickened out... But not this time! This time you will preserve!

You hope!

You manage to stitch up a Yukata just in time for the show to start. Its a purple thing with yellow skulls shaped into flowers. It was a rather nice pattern you got custom for a Alolan shirt line you were doing.

You let Weiss out of his ball, lifting the injured fox in your arms as Planny and the others scamper under you. To think eventually these Pokemon will evolve and this will get a lot worse. That's... pretty weird to think about.

Youd hate for Tok to try to run up you as a galvulantula as he does as a Joltik.

Now that you are in a festival you got a few goals ahead of you.

>It's got to be the games right? That's a mens romance... though you are a girl.
>You know what you like? Food, you know what festivals have? Food.
>It's a festival right? Doesn't this mean you should go on a date or something? (You can call anyone you have the number of to go on a rad date, or one of your party members or pokemon)
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Welcome to Hex Maniac Quest, I am your dazzling host the adorable Mimikyu! And I am here to dazzle you with shy trainers and spunky pokemon.

Here is some links.
https://twitter.com/Mynameismimikyu
http://pastebin.com/u/Mimikyu
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Mimikyu (Ignore the love and krieg threads, poor tagging means that if i make the search more specific you miss thread 2, the best thread)
https://ask.fm/Mynameismimikyu


Since I wrote 10 instead of 9.2 like a idiot that means you get to pick new pokemon!

Select 5
>Planny
>Bedbug
>Weiss
>Piper
>Liu
>Koshmar
>Tok
>Reginald
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>>1265895
>Koshmar
>Planny
>Bedbug
>Weiss
>Piper
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>>1265890
>It's got to be the games right? That's a mens romance... though you are a girl.
>>1265895
>Koshmar
>Planny
>Bedbug
>Weiss
>Piper
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>>1265890
Oh right, the actual actions.
>It's got to be the games right? That's a mens romance... though you are a girl.
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>>1265890
>>You know what you like? Food, you know what festivals have? Food.
>>1265895
>Planny
>Bedbug
>Weiss
>Koshmar
>Reginald

Let's give Reginald a piece of the action for once.
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>>1265890
>It's a festival right? Doesn't this mean you should go on a date or something?
The ruggedly handsome Carl

>>1265895 #
>Koshmar
>Planny
>Bedbug
>Weiss
>Piper
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So far its a 2-1-1 so I'll wit a bit.
All four votes have picked
>Koshmar
>Planny
>Bedbug
>Weiss

So thoose are locked
Piper wins by majority, poor Reggie.
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You decide that the best thing for Liu is to get aquanted with the others, swapping her out for Koshmar. Since Liu already trained you can get more work done with Koshmar.

Koshmar waves at you as you let him out of the ball, handing him is own bag, the promised pink lucha mask slipped inside. A further advantage of Koshmar was it would be much easier to keep track of people with Koshmar around and it is easy to get lost in a festival like this.

Once you got your pokemon gussied up in little costumes of there own, Weiss wrapped in his little hanbei as you walk outside.

You try your best not to think to hard about why you know so much about Tojoh fashion when your from Kalos, you'd seem weebish.

You look at the stands, there are all sorts of games, the Popgun... oh wait Carl's already playing that, test your strength, goldeen scooping, that weird one where you shoot water into a hole... stuff like that.

Which one do you pick? Note your pokemon can also compete.

>A game of speed
>A game of power
>A game of skill
>A game of stamina
>A game of jump

(I'm going to bed, later)
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>>1266517
>A game of jump
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>>1266517
>>A game of jump
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>>1266517
>A game of jump
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>>1266517
>A game of jump
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You decide to try the jumping game, specifically the Fun Pike, a large inflatable Ekans stares at you, its mouth open up to reveal a ballpit surronded by balloon platforms, with fake walls and all sorts of weird obstacles.

The Aipom at the front snickers as you hand him your 300 poke and points you at the prizes.

Oh hey if you win you get candy, and the top prize is a giant teddyursa doll... maybe not shoot for that, you can't imagine Suzie liking the competition of a second doll.

>Roll a 1d100 for the Jump course, based on the result of this and the other games Gurie's physical abbilities will be decided
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1268363

physical abilities?
Oh geez.
I hope we can do more than just POSE DRAMATICALLY!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>1268363
Oh, boy let's fuck it all up, then.
At Least Gurie has proven in previous threads that she can run. But can white girls jump?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1268363
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>>1268387
we jump real good
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>>1268387
Well then.
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>>1268387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Cr2I1mS48
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You nod undoing your shoes as you step in front of the inflatable snake, tying your hair up in a purple ribbon.

The clock ticks down, 3, 2,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmZbUZLHX-k [Embed]
1.

You jump through its plasticy curtains, effortlessly leaping through the platforms and diving over the fake rock wall instead of scaling it, leaping through the rope course with your fingers barely bothering to touch the chain before you leaped to another, by the time you need to pause to catch your breath you've already taken the slide outside.

You give a breath sigh as you grab your shoes, the aipom staring at you. You used to not have many friends and your mom was not a "sit with technology" person so you had to make do playing alone in the forest...

Well not alone now that you think about it.

The point was, during the day... and a lot of the nights, you spent your fun time playing "mystery dungeon" leaping through the woods and pretending you were a shuppet fighting a horde of caterpie or something.

Guess it paid off.

You grab your bear, handing it off to a young larvitar in the line. You don't really want it.

You hear a lot of applause behind you but you don't know why, maybe the person next did a good score.

>You are Nimble! As opposed to speed this shows you how good you are at dodging through obstacles. This can be used when chasing someone through a dense forest, or disappearing through a busy street. And of course parkour

You still have a few other games to compete in
>Speed
>power
>skill
>stamina
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>>1268572

Great, now we can escape from anything.
Except we won', because are to busy cowering in fear

>power
Yeees.
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>>1268572
>>power
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>>1268572
>disappearing through a busy street
now that ability makes sense.

>power
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>>1268572
>power
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>>1268572
>power
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You keep looking through the stalls and notice Koshmar is entranced by a "Test your strength machine" a big regigigas punching bag sitting next to a measuring scale thats watched over by a bored Gurrdurr, the pokemon flexing under its metal bar.

You pay the 400 poke for you and Koshmar, if you do well you get a lucky hit... not that you need it. But who cares? Its mostly about the bonding experience with your pokemon right?

>Roll a 1d100
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1268643
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1268643
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1268643
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>>1268666
Were 5s and lower still autofails?
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>>1268666
Thanks Satan.
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>>1268671
Yes. Sadly.
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>>1268688
I wanted to fail this though
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Koshmar whacks the bag, doing pretty well, atleast a little bit over the average sneasel at least, and gets a few strands of licorice for his trouble.

You walk up to bat and give the bag a quick punch.

The bag kinda shakes a little and you hurt your wrist a little.

You sigh, that could have gone a lot better. You just walk away and hope no one saw you.

Koshmar pats you on the leg in sympathy, you guess if you are actually worried you can train with him to improve yourself.

>You are WEAK, if you end up in a brawl you can not seriously damage anyone you are fighting, in addition heavy objects are too much for you.

>Speed
>Endurance
>Skill
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>>1268791

>Endurance

We need a lot of Stamina to keep up with Our Poké-buddies
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>>1268791
>Endurance
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>>1268791
>Endurance
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You decide to try something else, heading over to... oh dear is that a Rhyhorn pen.

You look at the person running it, a massive rhydon sitting in front of a booth too small for her, she smiles as you walk by, jagged shards of granite curved into a smile.

You look at Mimikyu who translates. "Your goal is to see how long you can hold on against her kids over there." You blink that may not be a good idea... oh well why not live a little.

You pay the 1000 poke and switch to the rental rider wear.

Alright lets try some pokemon riding.

>Roll a 1d100
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1268958

> Witty comment
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1268958
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1268958
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You sit on the rhyhorn, the pokemon grunting as you sit on there, griping the ridges as hard as you can as the bell rings.

The rhyhorn runs across the field, stoping and jolting and shoving you all over the place, you do your best to stay on but after a few seconds you get sent flying crashing into the floor with a oompf.

That was... not as good as you can hope but not that embarassing either.

You sigh and change back out, that's a shame.

>Skill
>Speed
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>>1269070
>Speed
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>>1269070

>Skill

Oh no, wat a tweest.
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>>1269070
>>Skill

What does skill mean?
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>>1269127
I assume hand-eye coordination or such since that is what the Poke Athlon stuff was like. Hopefully we would have a bonus since we do lots of sewing.
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Hand to eye coordination in general.

You decide to do the corkrifle game like Carl did, being handed a small pop gun to hit several carboard zubats.

Do you think zubats get upset about this kinda game? I mean given that bats are attending this festival you think they might be upset by these kinda games that makes fun out of shooting them.

Well it's not really your job to judge, you look at the scoreboard and it appears Carl is still at the top in this category. Well hopefully you will outshine him.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1269175

Donacdum.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1269175
let's shoot em all up
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1269175
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>1269175

You know...
Just to test things out.
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>>1269191
We are paying dearly for that 98.
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>>1269195

It would appear so.
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Isn't 80 about average for a 3d100 roll?
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Rolled 39, 65, 5 = 109 (3d100)

>>1269221

Let's see.
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>>1269221
I think it is in the 70s. But the dice right now are being mean.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1269175
I wonder.
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>>1269259
Second average or higher roll this thread.
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>>1269264

So logic dictated we are fast as...
Pretty fast.
As roll should be higher then.
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>>1269276
no this is the skill check.
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>>1269276
And that was also nowhere close to the first three.
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>>1269283

Indeed.
Process of elimination.
We sucked before.
Theoretically speaking, we should ace at speed, once the rolling comes.
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>>1269295
Theoretically. We likely will get more 50s and 40s. Unless we appease the dice gods
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I feel like i should throw you a bone but i also feel like meh, its delaying my abbility to proceed here.

Then again clumsy hex maniac.

Though i had a great scene planned and you guys fucked it up with all the sucking. : C
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>>1269333
Our hand-eye cord all went into clothing stuff. If it ain't that then we can't hands good.
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>>1269343

We are just THAT good at visualizing, we don't need hand-eye coordination.
Then, again, sucks if you NEED hand-eye coordination.
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>>1269290
>nowhere close to the first three
TECHNICALLY, I was the 4th unique anon to roll, so just outside of the first three.
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You hold the gun and shoot, unfortunately you're hand is a little shaky, unfortunately you were not the best at nimbleness, fortunately you got a sewing machine for the handwork.

Your shots mostly miss but you knock down a few bats, enough to get a choclate chewy roll.

You swallow it, feeling a little proud for getting a few in before you look at the last game, competitive Pokedance dance stadium or pds.

Dare you try? Of course you do you default to it.

Roll a 1d100
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1269476
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1269476

LAST ONE!
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>>1269489
Ayyy
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One last roll.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1269542

Ah screw it.
If nobody else does, I will once again.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1269542
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You take a deep breath, stepping onto the dance machine as the machine picks a random song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahi73Llz-Cg

You take a breath, doing the dance based on muscle memory mostly, your feat easily flying through the steps like it was second nature.

You spin, winking at a random passerbyer as you do the steps on intuition rather then score, by the time the dance is over you have a small crowd and you are in the high score table.

You put GUR in the machine and walk away proud of your victory but you are a little tired... Time for victory cotton candy!

You head to the swirlix stand, a big mountain of a man ahead of you in line.

...wait you recognize that mountain....

And coincidentally, you can't find Carl.

>You know in hindsight you like funnel cake... and look a stand coincidentally far, far away from the champion. How bizarre, how utterly zany.
>Perserve, worse comes to worse Weiss can call a distraction hail
>Let him come, you are the 3rd top score on PDS, you dare him to start something
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>>1269829
>Perserve, worse comes to worse Weiss can call a distraction hail
We earned that cotton candy darnit.
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>>1269829
>Perserve, worse comes to worse Weiss can call a distraction hail
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You sigh, deciding to stand fast against the tide of social interaction.

The line slowly moves, Weiss looking at you concerend as you get closer and closer, the champion lumbering off with two large cones without any trouble, you are finally at the front of the line before you gasp.

"Hello?" A young woman asks you, head in a smile as you stare at the stand, a long selection of flavored cottoncandies and other treats available. "What would you like to have?"

>SOCIAL ROLL

>The cotton candy
>The castillacone
>Whats a malsalda? And why is Mimikyu freaking out about it?
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1269896
Oh shit.
>The cotton candy
>What's a malasada? And why is Mimikyu freaking out about it?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1269896
>The cotton candy
>Whats a malsalda? And why is Mimikyu freaking out about it?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1269896
>The cotton candy
>Whats a malsalda? And why is Mimikyu freaking out about it?
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"MALASADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Mimikyu screams from their perch on your shoulder, pointing at the menu with a gnarled claw. "They got Malasadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

You pry the ghost pokemon off your face, your partners antics hectic enough you forget the trials of the social situation. "Excuse me miss what are Malasada's anyway."

She smiles. "They are a alolan specialty, fried dough with a varity of fruit filling, we have represenatives of all five of the basics, pecha and cream, rawst tea, sour aspear, a savoury chesto and mushroom and finally a cher-"

"CHERRIM!" Mimikyu yells flailing in your grasp. "They got Cherrim malasada Gurie! You have to get one, you haaaaave too!"

You sigh, deciding its best to placate the hyperactive monster. "Alright give me two pechas, two rawsts, a aspear, a rawst, and a cherrim. Oh and a cone of cotton candy"

The woman smiles as you are handed your food, you tip the lady for your trouble as Mimikyu tries to gnaw his way to freedom.

A few moments later you are snacking on your newfound gains, Mimikyu crying tears of happiness over the doughnut, which is weird.

You do like the doughnut, its very sugary and the filling is lovely, but you prefer the cotton candy, its rainbow colored!

Now what do you do?

>More food, make a fancy picnic or something
>Spy on the champion he must be up to something... probbably legal since he is the champion but still!
>Watch the fireworks and leave.
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>>1270136
>>More food, make a fancy picnic or something
Let the guy have some fun.
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>>1270136
>More food, make a fancy picnic or something
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its 430 here so im going to bed.
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>>1270154
I went to bed already. You are a mad man.
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>>1270154
gnight
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>>1270136
>>More food, make a fancy picnic or something
Get everyone together.
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You decide why not make a event of the festival, you task Planny and weiss for looking for a good spot to see the fireworks and Mimikyu to get the others, you'll go get snacks.

You buy large supplies of all sorts of fried monstrosities on all manners of sticks. You even got a "spicy rattata" that seems to just be the pokemon impaled in a stick and fried in oil.

And a ratticate is running the stand. Pokemon sure are scary!

You struggle under your pile of snacks, Koshmar holding most of them as you walk down the street, watching the pokemon mill around you. It's still a little surreal the whole thing.

"Oh hey! It's you shy girl! Yohoo~" You hear a cherry voice behind you. You turn around and see the Santalune gymleader waving at you.

>Run run as fast as you can with a grocery bag
>....oh hey Violia, how are you doing
>Pretend to be dead, if you are dead, she won't bother you, because dead people are not obligated to pleasant conversation
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>>1270644

>Pretend to be dead, if you are dead, she won't bother you, because dead people are not obligated to pleasant conversation
Won't work though, so
>....oh hey Violia, how are you doing
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>>1270644
>Pretend to be dead, if you are dead, she won't bother you, because dead people are not obligated to pleasant conversation
Make sure we don't squish the food
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Roll for hex mania
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1270697
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1270697

AH-HAHAHAHA!
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1270697
>dub 3s
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>3+3=6
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How... how are you so bad.

I was just going to make it not work but now you have to...

I dont know, kill another child?
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>>1270722
Ruin outfit by crushing all the food when trying to fake dead?
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>>1270722

We actually die ourselves, becoming a Ghost?
Haunting the city in search for the one?
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>>1270708
>>1270709
>>1270715
That's amazing.
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This has been a terrible thread for you.

Okay I have something that should be reasonable.
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>>1270736
Please no more dead children.
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>>1270736

Soo... best spot to see the fireworks is usually on a cliff, right?
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You take a deep breath handing Koshmar your groceries as you slump to the floor. Just pretend to be dead, no one talks to the dead.

Everything is black, everything is black.... everything is...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qyCROM05DI
Huh, everything IS black...

You stand up, the area floating above you filled with floating pillers and sideways trees, it is seemingly without color or sanity.

It's kinda quaint actually, you could get a summer home here.

Mortal girl why must you trespass on my sacred plane? A foul voice whispers to you, contempt thicker then honey as the air solidified to a massive guilded snake.

The God of death and punishment, Giritina.

>... I was at a festival why am I here?
> Hi I'm Gurie, your the king ghost pokemon right? I have ghost pokemon too! How zany right, do you know Suzie? Or Mimikyu?
>Sob inconsolably
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That is right, you willed yourself to death with your own psychic powers.
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>>1270756
>... I was at a festival why am I here?
That leads to
>Sob inconsolably
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>>1270756
>Hi I'm Gurie, your the king ghost pokemon right? I have ghost pokemon too! How zany right, do you know Suzie? Or Mimikyu?
Leading into
>... I was at a festival why am I here?
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>>1270756
>Hi I'm Gurie, your the king ghost pokemon right? I have ghost pokemon too! How zany right, do you know Suzie? Or Mimikyu?
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>>1270756

>Sob inconsolably
Followed by
> I-I'm Gurie, your the king ghost pokemon right? I have ghost pokemon too! How zany right, do you know Suzie? Or Mimikyu?
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>>1270778

Actually...
Just ask about the king part.
Then the part why we are here.
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Looks like "I'm Gurie" barely wins it.
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>>1270789

Meanwhile, everyone in the mortal world is losing their shit about a girl dieing in the middle of the festival, with no real explanation at all.
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>>1270800
I wonder if someone will try CPR on us.
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>>1270809
Sure would be awkward to come to in the middle of that.
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>>1270809
Knowing our luck time goes faster here than the main world. So we should get back right as someone is. Then Gurie dies of a non-psychic heart attack.
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l-lewd
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You wave at the looming monstrosity. "Well um... I'm Gurie and-"

I know you Liar's Daughter The god interrupts you, the snake curled around your floating island like a godlike constrictor. A king must know their citizens and all belong to my kingdom. Especially those death stained like your line Princess of Imposters. You're arrival is many years before As It Should. Did the Skinless one bring you here?

You tilt your head. "I... I was just playing dead and... am I dead?"

You are neither quickwitted nor silvertounged. The snake says, eyes curved into a glare. How you, weak of body and of heart, will acomplish all that you will escapes my sight and my imagination. This is distorted world Wilted Violet, the land of corpses and criminals. You are neither. The ghost tilts its head. Or you should not be?

You dart around. "But... I don't want to be dead! I have to go on my pokemon quest."

Giritina laughs. Only two can bring the dead back to life, the Rainbow-feathered and me. Why should I assist you?

>Liar's daughter?
>...Did I ever tell you Giritina is my favorite pokemon?
>Cry
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>>1270902
>>...Did I ever tell you Giritina is my favorite pokemon?
>>Cry
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>>1270902
>Cry
Cry while talking about our friends and stuff
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>>1270902

>Liar's daughter?

I wouldn't go as far as to call him a liar...
Just... Ok, I got nothing.
> Cry
If we roll low enough, does he let us out out of pity?
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>>1270902
>Liar's daughter?
>Cry
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>>1270902
>Liar's daughter?
>Cry because we have no idea what is going on
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You take a deep breath, slinking to your knees as you begin to sob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tWfZU0b2I

"I don't wanna die! I got stuff to do! Please don't kill me mister Giritina! I promise I'll be good. I'll clean my room and stuff!" Oh wait you don't have a room.

Cease your whimpers softheart! Giritina yelled. I have no quarrel with you Psyker but neither have I any course to aid you. Why would I expend my energy aiding you?

You sniff, settling down after a few minutes, for one known as the Rotten King he's remarkably patient. "Um... you said 'Liar's daughter' did you know my dad.


I know the Trickster by both duty. His duty made him familiar with him. And my duty made me familliar with him.

You look down sighing, so he IS dead, and your mom spent so long searching.

You kinda knew it but you always hoped...

For what it is worth, I am sorry. He lived well. The god said to you, handing you a scrap of ethereal with a foul tendril, you take it, wiping your eyes with the Reaper's Cloth.

You blink up at Giritina. "How do I get out of here."

The god shrugs. Three ways. By savior, should someone find you and set you free. By self, and you manage the way you come from. Or by bargain. The ghost lowers itself, a eye your size level with you. I can not open a portal without cause, give me one.

>Wait for Suzie and Mimikyu to save you
>Try to psionic yourself to life (Hard roll)
>Bargain with the lord of loss
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>>1271010
>Bargain with the lord of loss
Suzie and Mimikyu can look for us while we bargain.
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>>1271010
>Try to psionic yourself to life (Hard roll)


Ha...
We can do this.
I can feel it.
We brought us into this situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDQf78T7VA
Who the hell do you think we are?
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If you roll badly youll be stuck there longer, if you crit fail the world will time skip without you ala fairytail
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>>1271025

...
Alright.
I know we can do this.
Do we roll now?
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>>1271025
I implore the others to reconsider with the dice this thread. I don't wanna lose our friends.
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>>1271010
>Bargain with the lord of loss
Alright you got me. I'm a bitch.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>1271033
...
Ah well...

Just a little test.
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>>1271036
I mean that was the 3rd highest roll this thread. Still not good.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>1271041

You can only get that much suck, now can you?
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>>1271046
You are using up our good rolls!
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>>1271050
Won't be rolling these anyway.

> Complaining about not good rolls
> Demonstrate good rolls
> Complaining about good rolls

But ok, I'm one to take unnecessary risks to far anyway.
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>>1271010
>Bargain with the lord of loss
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>>1271058
Well if you want risks i got the choice for you.

You look at the snake, smiling sweetly. "Hey Giritina, how would like to open a hole for me?"

The snake tilts his head. As before, I can not do so without course, my loasome brothers will think I am shirking my duties.

You take a deep breath. "Well..."

>Offer the Insect Plate. "If I pay a toll then it is just duty right?"
>Offer your trainer card. "I can do work for you, gods have heralds right? I am a exorcists daughter I can be useful! I'm cute and stuff"
>Offer the old ball "If you are my pokemon your duty will end, as will your prisonment" Hard roll
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>>1271100
>Offer your trainer card. "I can do work for you, gods have heralds right? I am a exorcists daughter I can be useful! I'm cute and stuff"
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>>1271100
>Offer your trainer card. "I can do work for you, gods have heralds right? I am a exorcists daughter I can be useful! I'm cute and stuff"

As tempting as the last one sounds, this one seems more reasonable.
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>>1271100
>Offer the old ball "If you are my pokemon your duty will end, as will your prisonment" Hard roll
Come on, we can not not try this. Almost worked for Debbie.
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>>1271100

Oh god, the choices...
Stick with me if I get quads?

>Offer the old ball "If you are my pokemon your duty will end, as will your prisonment" Hard roll
Else
>Offer your trainer card. "I can do work for you, gods have heralds right? I am a exorcists daughter I can be useful! I'm cute and stuff"
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>>1271112
>>1271110
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For the record screwing this offer isnt as bad as the previous, its just you need to roll high.

Since its tied we'll do both.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1271122

Oh boy...
Gentelman.
't was an honour.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1271122
Well I think they said if not quads then the trainer card. But oh well.
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>>1271125
>>1271129
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1271122
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>1271139

Well !FUN! me.
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>>1271135
>>1271144
I warned you about those rolls bro. The dice gods have given you good rolls now, but only when it doesn't matter.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>1271148

Is this you Giratina?
Are you mocking me from beyond this realm?
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>>1271155
I WARNED YOU BRO
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>>1271155
Well congratulations.

You passed.
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>>1271163

...
Not to late?
Or...
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>>1271163
Pity Mode?
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>>1271171
>>1271170
If im slow thats on me.
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>>1271171

To be honest...
> Roll 1d100
never implied HOW many dice...
Maybe we just assumed 3d100 at some point?
I'm not sure...
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Anyway I need to figure out a image reference so give me a bit.

Be glad I can improvise this well to begin with, how was I supposed to know youd fuckin die on a SOCIAL ROL
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>>1271184
I appreciate you greatly
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>>1271184

Well...
you DID say Hex Roll.
And it was damn hilarious, now wasn't it?
I might be a bad person. Definitely a bad person.
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>>1271194
> Roll for Hex Mania
It's pretty much the same.
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Which is even worse, because you are supposed to be really good at it, I just went

"Geeze if they do well I'll award them with invisibilitty."

But you failed, TWICE.
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>>1271212
This was more fun, so thanks for that.
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>>1271212

Almost thrice.
You just cannot make this shit up.
And I was hoping for exactly this kind of outcome. Dieing that is, first and foremost. What comes after that is just a really great experience.
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>>1271212
I love you.
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>>1271212
Everyone has their bad days. This thread is proof of that.
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>>1271238

Is one of the best QMs, aye?
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You smile, having come up with a plan that you think would solve everything.

"Lord Giritinia. As per the Pact Mortalis a god's duties are suspended until the death of their partner human."

The god tilts his head. You speak true Weaver but you are neither dead nor do I have partner. No trainer can come to this land prepared, their death gurantees that.

You hold up your oldball, the glass jar still affixed with several of the family runes, the latin faintly glowing in the presence of the god.

"But Lord, I am not dead, I simply trapped myself here." You say smiling shaking the ball. "I am a trainer, and I have the means of your capture right here." You shrug. "Of course I have no pokemon to try to capture you by force, but if you choose..."

Then till your end of days I shall be free to walk the mortal plane. The god ponders this. A tempting offer but then I will be beholden to your wishes, why should I trust you with such power?

You look at the god, trying your hardest to stare into its red eye. "As you said before. You know me. Do you trust me? Besides how many people have the oppurtunity to be besides a cute girl?"

... Start your ritual wytch. The god stated as you pop the jar open, the thick sent of insence floating in the air....

Wait this is.... cake frosting scented? The demon smiles. Typical of your father. He let his sugared tooth rule him
The god vanishes into smoke, sinking into the jar with a soft click before spiriling out, taking a much smaller form.

"Okay this is much more managable for outside affairs isn't it?" A pale man said, affixing a pair of rose tinted glasses on his face, a fanged smile on his lips.

"Well master, shall we take our leave?"

>Yes, why not
>Wait while I am here I still have questions
>Shouldn't we write out terms of the pact now we know that it's there? I don't want to piss you off unnecessarily.
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>>1271291
>Yes, why not
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>>1271291
>Shouldn't we write out terms of the pact now we know that it's there? I don't want to piss you off unnecessarily.
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>>1271304

...
wait.

>Shouldn't we write out terms of the pact now we know that it's there? I don't want to piss you off unnecessarily.
FINEPRINT AND ALL THAT GUIS!
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>>1271291
>Shouldn't we write out terms of the pact now we know that it's there? I don't want to piss you off unnecessarily.
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>>1271291
>Shouldn't we write out terms of the pact now we know that it's there? I don't want to piss you off unnecessarily.
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>>1271291
>>Shouldn't we write out terms of the pact now we know that it's there? I don't want to piss you off unnecessarily.
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You hold up a hand. "Hold up before we go any further I want to know exactly what will count as abusing my authority."

The god smiles. "Very well. The first rule is simple. I will not fight for you, at least not now, your victories must be yours and mine must be mine. That being said, since you won't use me you don't have to take up a spot putting me on your team you can keep your six."

The man holds up a second finger. "Second I do not wish my name to be revealed in public, it will be troublesome. I have no reason to hide but let my brothers take their time before seeking me out. Should those be settled I will have no quarrel with you right now.

However this has to be a fair partnership and you have given me everything so as long as we are united you can use my realm for safe passage, and if necessary I can assit in other ways so long as they neither demean my station or my service to you."

You nod shaking the demons hand as he tosses you off the island. "See you later Princess."

You awake to sensation of lips on your face. Oh god you are being given the kiss of life, its your first time... Your eyes flip open.

"Li?" A likitung smiles at you, tongue dribbling with your saliva and a nurse cap on its head, it gives Mimikyu a thumbs up and walks away.

Wait... really?

"I was so worried!" Mimikyu sobbed, tears streaking down his face. "I thought you died."

You pat Mimikyu on your head. "It's okay I'm fine." You spit out a wad of likitung drool. "Mostly. But yes I died."

"....what?"

>Well go finish getting picnic stuff
>How long was I out?
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>>1271424
>Well go finish getting picnic stuff
>How long was I out?
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>>1271424
>Well go finish getting picnic stuff
>How long was I out?
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>>1271424

>Well go finish getting picnic stuff
>How long was I out?
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>>1271424
>Well go finish getting picnic stuff
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>>1271424
>Well go finish getting picnic stuff
>How long was I out?
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I'll be afk for a bit, today has been a lot of writing I need a break.

If you have any questions I can answer them. Its been a eventful day.
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>>1271474

Why are so fun-awesome?
Fawsome?
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>>1271500
Why are what so fawsome?

Debbie? Well you see she had a long history bullying going on adventures with her best friend Gurie and it has emboldened her.

Also her father showed her what happens to people who take life lying down.
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You cough, giving Mimikyu a thumbs up. "How long I was out?"

"About three minutes." Mimikyu said. "We thought you were just choking, the only one who wasn't worried was Koshmar."

You look at the sneasel who shrugged. "Snea." You nod, that makes sense. After everything in the forest it WOULD be weird if you could die that easy.

You stumble up, tripping a little, you are still winded from... dieing.

"Kaaaa..." You here bedbug mutter, as Planny whispers to him, a thick white walkingstick made from solidified web spun into existense in front of you as Planny helps you up with your psionics.

You smile, nodding to Planny as you lean on the cane for support, it's not like you were the fittest before and you probbably aren't better off being partly dead.

"Are you okay?" You hear a woman say behind you. "I was awfully worried."

OhfuckyouforgotaboutViolia

>RUN, this woman almost killed you, even though that was your fault
>Oh... hey Violia, what's up? (1d100)
>Pretend to FAINT not die, just faint
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>1272496
>>Oh... hey Violia, what's up?
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>1272496
>>Oh... hey Violia, what's up? (1d100)
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>>1272504
I fucked up linking the post, but I'll be damned if that wasn't a good roll.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1272496
>Oh... hey Violia, what's up? (1d100)
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>>1272504
Well looks like you KILLED the cursed rolls.

Yohoho skull jokes.
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>>1272512
No bones about it
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Just wondering, how will Giratina be following us around?

As a new companion or like Suzie?

Do we need to tell Carl?
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>>1272533
From the looks of it, he is resting in the Oldball, but when he comes out it will be in Alucard form.
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>>1272547
Makes sense.

On that note though, who's watching hell while the devil's away?
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>>1272575
Ssssh
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>>1272575
Good thing we definitely think things through before we make decisions
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>>1272533
The deal says you shouldn't tell Carl.

You take a deep breath and smile at the gym leader. "Oh hi Viola how odd to see another gymleader here. What are you doing here?"

Viola smiles, helping you picked up your spilled food. "Well you know how it is. Your boss invites you and well, you have to make a apperance."

You blink."Wait, ALL the gymleaders are here?"

Viola frowns, "Well all but Xerosic, poor guy still can't go farther then 2 yards from his own gym. But yeah, we are all here, the elite four are too. Wulfric does always through the best parties."

That's... you look around and sure enough there it is 20 feet away.

A tree. Curse nature, did you do a mean thing to a shaymin and forgot about it? What is with this?

"So anyway I saw you and figure you may want to visit. It's a good oppurtunity for a trainer to know the gym leaders! There is even one who looks like you." She thinks about it. "Well, almost like you."

Hey... why are you looking down your eyes are up here...

>Sure, might as well say hi to the family (Social trial)
>Sorry I have to celebrate with my own pokemon

>>1272575
The Distorted World is self regulating, if the prisoners in it were capable of working together they would not be scum damned to the distorted world.
It also helps its a chaotic realm only the most ancient of ghost pokemon can decipher.
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>>1272586
>Sorry I have to celebrate with my own pokemon
As much as I want more spaghetti, friends.
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>>1272586
>Sure
We get to see our cousin! :D

When we get the opportunity we should ask tina if we could stage a meeting between us with Carl present so he can come out and talk to him.

I really want Carl to inadvertently befriend Giratina
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>>1272586
>Sure, might as well say hi to the family (Social trial)
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>>1272586
>>Sure, might as well say hi to the family (Social trial)
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>>1272586
>Sure, might as well say hi to the family (Social trial)

Time to meet the legendary Passie.
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You look down at your pokemon crew. "Do any of you mind?"

Mimikyu shakes his head and you shrug. "Sure I'll go. Be nice to see family."

>TRIAL! Each turn you have to roll a 1d100 under the barrage of continuous conversation, your overall success depends on each trial overcome

Viola tilt's her head. "Family?"

You shrug. "You'll see." You say as Viola leads you up a hill... huh this is pretty close to your spot.

At the top of the mountain, like some sort of stupid metaphor for king of the hill, are the big Thirteen... minus one. All eight (Seven) gymleaders and the elite four and champion. The most important people in Kalos....

Well besides the the gods, but you can't have EVERYTHING can you.

You recognize most of the people from the magazines, but there is a new face, you guess they are Malva's replacement, though they sure do look weird.

You barely show up before you get crushed, your face surronded by darkness.

"Gurrieeeee~ I am so proud of you!" Your cousin wails, the woman effortlessly lifting you and crushing her in your grasp. "You decided to become a trainer like your big sister and already got your gym badge! You are doing such a good job."

You can't breathe... you are being smothered by her... um... personality.

Yeah.

>"...oxygen."
>"Hi... Passie"
>Endure you do not fear death

Roll a 1d100 regardless
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1272718
>"Hi... Passie"
>"...oxygen."
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Well thats it for today, lets hope tomorrow keeps our momentum
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>>1272746
Thanks for running
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1272718
>"Hi... Passie"
>"...oxygen."
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>>1272718
>>Endure you do not fear death
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1272718
>>"...oxygen."
>>"Hi... Passie"
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1272718
>"Hi... Passie"
>"...oxygen."
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>>1273215
boo
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>>1273663
We can't fail ALL the rolls now, can we?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1273913

Are thou testing me?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>1273112
>>
Well since the 90 was for resisting the murderous embrace of Passie's overwhelming prescence 72 it is.

You cough, feeling yourself swung around in the darkness. So... so soft. In fact if you weren't slowly losing consciousness this could actually be fun.

"Hi... hi Passie." You choke out as the woman finally frees you from her lethal embrace.

"Sorry Gurie." Passie frowns. "I guess I got a little carried away."

"You did better then I did." A little girl said smiling. "Her hugs are really intense aren't they?" Her eyes sparkled. "Just the sortof thing that is guaranteed to look after my big brother, but she turned me down." You think you recognize her. The old Lumiose Gym leader retired early to help with repairing the city, she's his little sister.

You stand up, dusting yourself off as your cousin bend over, frowning. "Are you okay, you don't look well."

"Yah." One of the others said, a hunched back man in rags said, winking at your shadow. "You look like you've been to death's door."

Ehehehe....heh.

>Well I sortof was (Don't talk about Giritina, but otherwise say what happened)
> I ran into a tree (Well you did, you just did it a few days ago)
>Well you know me, I've never been very strong (Say nothing)

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1274758

>Well I sort of was (Don't talk about Giritina, but otherwise say what happened)

Tough choice.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1274758
>Well I sortof was (Don't talk about Giritina, but otherwise say what happened)
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1274758
>Well I sortof was (Don't talk about Giritina, but otherwise say what happened)
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1274758
>I ran into a tree (Well you did, you just did it a few days ago)
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1274758
>Well I sort of was (Don't talk about Giritina, but otherwise say what happened)
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>>1274766
That;s what i get for not calling it at three i guess.

Well, here we go.
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>>1274773
You make these always worth it.
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"Well... I sortof was." You shrug. "See I have some psychic power and when I freaked out, I... died."

The gymleaders look at you and start laughing.

"Aruaru." The mysterious... person chuckled, a swanna feather boa wrapped around their neck as they laughed, hearts tattooed on their face. "That's a nutty joke. If you died, then you wouldn't be alive! If you going to make a tall tale then make it make sense."

You frown at the elite four member, a cigarette holder between their fingers. It kinda hurts to be made fun of, especially by someone so... pastel.

The man(?) continues his chuckle before collapsing under Wikestorm's elbow. "Mockin a ladies tale is unbecoming Sue. A man of your position should act within his station."

The person laughed. "Sure, a man should, but I am not a man! Nor am I a woman! I am ambigious, so I can do whatever I want! Aruaruaru..." The man continues his chuckling.

"I Apologize for my... coworker's brazen rudeness." The knight says frowning. "Though I must admit their is a lot in that story that doesn't add up. Someone who can casually die and return would be effectively immortal. If it was so accomplishable, many a plot by weakhearted fiends would have been much more easily accomlished." He shrugs. "I apologize but I too must doubt."

>But... but it's true!
>It's okay I know it sounds weird.
>Teehee, I must have dreamt it, how silly. (Lie, lie through your tears)

Roll 1d100

(I didnt want to use Korrina as the new elitefour member because there are so many fighting types and i was runing out of face claim ideas. Forgive me z( // n \\) )
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1274848
>Teehee, I must have dreamt it, how silly. (Lie, lie through your tears)
I forgive you
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1274848
>It's okay I know it sounds weird
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1274848

>Teehee, I must have dreamt it, how silly. (Lie, lie through your tears)

This... person, eh?
I'm fine with this.

Now all my times using "they" to address people in th third person will FINALLY work out!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1274848
>It's okay I know it sounds weird.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1274848
>>Teehee, I must have dreamt it, how silly. (Lie, lie through your tears)
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1274848
>Teehee, I must have dreamt it, how silly. (Lie, lie through your tears)
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You smile, bopping your head. "Well I guess then I must have dreamt it or something! How silly of me, must have been more vivid then I thought!" You giggle, lying through your teeth.

"Did you see a silvered snake in your dream?" Dampe asked, the gym leader still looking at your shadow.

"Well... no, It was more ghost pokemon yelling and being mean to me." You said shrugging, you aren't going to break a deal THAT quickly you aren't a COMPLETE imbecile.

Dampe nods but keeps to himself.

"So then, Gurie~" Valerie sings, the kimino dressed woman smiling, she kinda creeps you out a little, those eyes aren't exactly... what's the word you are looking for.

Oh yes, human.

The woman continues. "I was told by Viola and the dear rumor mill that a certain someone has a adorably mysterious talking pokemon. I would love to see it~"

>Show her Mimikyu
>Um... they are a little shy....
>...Which talking pokemon?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1275078
>Show her Mimikyu
Just in case.
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>>1275078
>>Um... they are a little shy....
He should come out if he wants to.
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>>1275078
>Um... they are a little shy....
Ask Mimikyu if he wants to be seen by a Fairy-type expert.
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Roll a 1d100 still
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1275105
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1275105
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>>1275134
Gotem
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>>1275134
Okay.
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>>1275134
SECOND ONE OF THE SERIES
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1275105
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>>1275190
You know if you roll a five or under the crits invalidated and you go from 100 all the way down to 77
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>>1275207
I'm scared now what if that 100 was like a bad omen or something?
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>>1275207
Where is the spirit in that? Also don't we get the +10 to social rolls?
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>>1275207
Good thing I didn't roll under 5.
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>>1275234
Yeah I got tired of typing it but basically based on how competent I think Gurie is the rolls are easier.

Writing
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You look down, Mimikyu hiding behind your dress.

"Um... well, you can try but they are a little shy." You smile at Mimikyu. "Would you like to say hi to the nice gym leader?"

Mimikyu nods slowly, shuffling in front as Valerie stands still.

"Um... I'm... I'm Mimikyu."

"It's... its too..." Valerie mutters as Mimikyu sags.

"I, I know I look like pikachu! But I'm not, I just dress this way to make friends! Is it too much?"

"IT'S TOO CUTE!" Valerie screams picking up Mimikyu. "Look at it, its like a little pillow case. An they got a widdle stick and they drew eyes. Siebold! Siebold you have to look it's so squishy!!"

"Please don't drag me into this." Siebold said, popping a corpfish roll into his mouth.

"Bonnie!" Valerie immediatly switched gears, not missing a beat. "Isn't this the cutest?"

"It is!" The young gym leader said, surronding the ghost pokemon with attention in all directions.

"How did you even meet a pokemon like that?" Grant asks, the gym leader feading his Tyrunt a piece of meat you don't really recognize.

"Well Mimikyu came to me at a Coffee shop?" You say, watching Mimikyu smile as it slowly smothered in affection. Well they don't have to breathe so it's fine.

You tell the story, and while you are at it a few others. You leave out Carl and Rook and call them a "Pair of bandits that got away." You get up to meeting mewtwo before shruging. "That's about it." You know Mimikyu did a bit more but you'd rather not deal with that.

By the end of it Sue is wiping their face of tears. "So... so romantic! Such passion and friendship!" The man(?) raises a glass. "Such a promising trainer can't be left alone. Let us share glasses of friendship!" He hands you a cup of something pink smelling. "Come friend, let us drink to friendship!"

You sip the glass, it IS pretty good.

~A Few minutes later~
(1/??)
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"Ladies and gentlemen and people who are both!" Sue yells out. "Oh wait... that's me!" The elite four trainer giggles. "Me and my newest friend shall sing my song to honor our friendship."

You stumble up, the floor is spinning a little which is fun because it's like a merry go round. You like merry go rounds because merry is in it, that means happy.

If you aren't merry do you not get to go round? That would be awful.

Sue hands you a microphone, the karoke machine blarring some jazzy tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI

"The world is ambigious! Where are your keys it is ambigious! What is life? It is ambigious!" Sue sings.

You chip in. "But who I am is also ambigious! So I'm gonna win. What I am is ambigious! And that means I'm mysterious!"

You and your new best friend of indeterminate gender (Who is not mimikyu) sing together. "And everyone else is certain! But often they are certainly not true! So why not be ambigious too?"

You laugh, showing Sue some of your Mysterious G poses as they show you the dance of the Swanna (so they call it) it certainly boosts up your repitore.

~~~~~~

"Snea" Koshmar grins as Grant's hand hits the table, the pokemon smirking at its second concecutive victory.

"Quite a grip there." The rock leader said rubbing his hand. "Never thought I'd lose in arm strength."

"Snea snea!" Koshmar chuckles as Wulfric sits in front of him.

"Yahaha, you've been doing pretty well but I won't go down that easily." The champion said smiling.

~~~~~

"Ka?" Bedbug blinks its eyes open, staring at Loius, Passie's slaking.

"Sla?" The Slaking tilted his head.

"Ka...." Bedbug closes his eyes, the kakuna falling asleep as the slaking follows suit.

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"Oh hoho, you are quite good with the blade." Wikstorm stated, his wooden stick a blur in his hands as Planny darted around him. "But a knight can't fall so easily."

Planny flies back, teleporting just out of the way of his thrust. "Ra..." Planny pants shifting her grip on the toy sword.

"A Farfence'd user? How interesting." Wikstrom smiled. "Let me show you how a practitioner of the Aegis style uses a blade."

"Ral." Planny smiles as the pair charges.

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Siebold sighs ignoring the chaos around him, this is why he hated these meetings, but it was fine as long as he had his.... Where did his dessert go?

"Run Piper! We've been spotted!" Bonnie yelled, a pie tin gripped in her hands as she darted away from the angry chef.

"Pum pum!" Piper screamed, a small plate of macaroons balanced on her head as she bolted as fast as she could... float.

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"Dahaha." Sure is a lively group you've gotten into. Dampe chuckled drinking his bagged bottle before pouring some into a bowl and placing it next to him.

"Wei." Weiss sighs the vulpix sipping the drink from his bowl.

"Well sure they are rowdy now but that makes it fun right? I mean let them live a little, not like we can." Dampe chuckles as Weiss's ears perked up.

"Wei?" The vulpix stared at the grave keeper who smiled a grimy grin, a few teeth absent.

"I'm no strangers to the dead lad. Though it's not often I don't have to bury them!" The man downs his bottle. "OI Grant!" He yells. "Tell me about the mountains nearby! This vulpix is curious."

"Oh?" Grant stated walking over. "Well if you insist..."

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"...And that is how I make my costume." Mimikyu brags as Valerie and Drasna clap.

"So clever." Valerie coos, writing down on a notepad. "This will make for a great dress."

"You'll have competition then." Mimikyu says. "You see Gurie-"

You shush your pokemon, dragging the ghost off. "What Mimikyu means to say is, I've seen a lot of yellow dresses these days. Right Mimikyu?" You glare at the pokemon who mumbles under your hand before you let them back down.

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Eventually the party dies down and you stumble back to your hotel waving to your friends good bye before clambering to your cave.

Geeze it's been a long day.

>Where IS Giratina anyway, call him now that its private.
>Before you pass out, you should sew something, for friendship, you also haven't done any needlework in a while... like maybe a day.
>drunk dial your brother
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>>1275434
>Where IS Giratina anyway, call him now that its private.
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>>1275434
>Before you pass out, you should sew something, for friendship, you also haven't done any needlework in a while... like maybe a day.
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>>1275434
>Where IS Giratina anyway, call him now that its private.
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You sit in your room alone. "Alright Giratina, where are you? If you are still in the distorted world things would be very awkward."

You hear a chuckling in your head. "So you feel guilt for my sake gravestitcher? I am relieved my master has a conscious. But do not worry, I always stay close to my master."

Your shadow deepens, streatching up the wall till it was about your height, a single red eye winking from the shadow...

You guess the rest is hidden by your shadow hair.

Your god (It feels weird to say that) walks out of your shadow, red coat billowing in the wind. "It's been roughly two hours and I am already regretting not freeing you sooner. The offerings in this world are splendid."

You gasp he didn't.... "Did you... steal my food?" You whisper, you KNEW you put more food on your plate but every time you turned around you found there was less food on it.

The man smiles, teeth white and pointy, you guess he's not used to the whole changeling thing, given he doesn't get to use it that often. "I'd have asked for permission Princess of Chains, but with the Necromancer nearby our second clause was in jeopardy, besides." The man draws his rose tinted glasses, placing them on his head. "What point is there for a dead god to visit the living if I can not enjoy it?"

That... huh. That's a good point.

"Anyway, I still have questions." You state as the god nods.

"You could not, ignorance is a benefit of those without power, and you don't have that benefit anymore." Giratina said smiling. "Cite your questions Moribound."

>Mor... moribound?
>What IS with the freaky names, you KNOW my name is Gurie.
>Can I tell my pokemon at least, I mean its going to be really hard to hide you from Suzie, and... that can get messy
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>>1275638
>>Mor... moribound?
>>Can I tell my pokemon at least, I mean its going to be really hard to hide you from Suzie, and... that can get messy
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I'm calling it for today, we will wrap things up tomorrow.
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>>1275638
>Can I tell my pokemon at least, I mean its going to be really hard to hide you from Suzie, and... that can get messy
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>>1275638
>Mor... moribound?
>Can I tell my pokemon at least, I mean its going to be really hard to hide you from Suzie, and... that can get messy
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>>1275638
>Mor... moribound?
>Can I tell my pokemon at least, I mean its going to be really hard to hide you from Suzie, and... that can get messy
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You frown, tilting your head. "Moribound? Doesn't that mean dying."

The smile on Giratina's face disappeared. "Unfortunately that little stunt you pulled doesn't come freely. You did, by your own power, put your foot in the grave. Even though you escaped my realm, you are no long someone entirely from the Land of Living."

You look down well that's depressing. "So.. I'm going to die?"

The man shook his head. "Of course not, if you were doomed would I have bothered working with you? It's just, some of you is dead... I'd say roughly 13% of your soul remains in the distorted world. All that means is it's a bit more difficult to interact with the living Clothcrafter."

You stare at him. "Your body will be a bit more sickly then normal." He simplifies for you. "But you may find use in loss still hex maniac. It ties with your profession well."

>Moribound, your endurance has gone down! Your affinity for ghost psionics increases

You sigh. "Well you did say I could use your lands, will that worsen the condition." He shakes his head so there is atleast that.

>Gurie can now use Phantom Force. Think of it as a edgy Fly

You hold up a hand. "One last thing. I know I need to keep you secret but does that have to apply to my pokemon? Especially Suzie? She may think you are a threat if she doesn't know who you are or our deal."

The god things. "I'd rather not have to tire myself against your hellhound yes. Let us begin the introductions then."

You nod and let your pokemon out, the red cloaked god looming over the group.

Suzie looks at you, button eyes gleaming and a set of pins in her hands. "Should I stab him?"

You shake your head. "He's the god of death and destruction."

"...That's not a no." Suzie said, eyes blinking as Mimikyu slowly shuffles behind Koshmar.

I can see you shamecloaked. Giratina stated staring at Mimikyu. "Relax I am simply here as the eight member of your happy little party here."

The pokemon blinked, staring at you and the others.

You sigh, this is going to be a long explanation....

Huh maybe Carl was right about you.
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>>1277064
>Can I introduce you to Carl as well? He's this really cool guy who I think you could make friends with!
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I don't know why it took this long for me to update, there was a lot of delays today. Now let us begin Q&A which I expect will be rather numerous today.

As a final reward here is a picture of your much awaited mom.

>>1277069
The "Deaths throne is absent" is something Giratina would like to keep a secret and both he and you know that Carl's biggest obligation is not to you.
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>>1277083
>"Deaths throne is absent"
Is that going to have... repercussions? Things aren't going to stop dying when they're killed, right?
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>>1277083
Mom looks like a strong and confident woman. How did she take us being such a recluse?
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>>1277083
So, Gurie is the result of a Union between Robbie Rotten and Rear Admiral Hina? How is she not the most over the top badass girl who ever lived?
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>>1277244
She is literally death's master.
When Tallie was younger she looked more like Stephanie.

When Roger was younger he looked like a shorter Robbie. Some people get the highschool debut, some people befriend the lunch ladies to get extra dessert.

>>1277180
You are only a selective recluse. You used to hang around the creepy forest all the time and still did. You just didn't really like people.

She also wasn't a very present mom which has been a bigger wall between you two then the fact you once cried at a birthday party. Strangely enough it was the clown who managed to calm you down.

You're a odd kid. Gurie has none of the common phobias, the Four Fears (Just the most unloved pokemontypes, bug, poison, dark, and ghost) and yet freezes up at the oddest stuff.

>>1277109
This isn't greek myths, the gods got their titles and duties by mortal conceptions, they do not embodie these things. This is why the "Pokemon duties are rescinded while partnered" exists and why legends occasionally visit society in the first place.

The duties of Giratina is less that of the grim reaper and more of the warden of hell. Good little corpses reincarnate, after a few years, in special circmstances it is quickened like Weiss's.

You mainly have to worry about the reaction of the people who put Giratina there in the first place.
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>>1277064
When you say Spookier Fly did you just use that to describe the move or could Gurie fast travel with it too?
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>>1277322
So now that Mimi and Tina are both together, can we finally hear about what Mimikyu did?
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A question that would be common to ask is "New thread when" and i'll answer that right now.

I have a bunch of time available so I will start it after this weekend, however as I mentioned before I DO want to try something different.

Specifically I want to try a different kind of quest and so far I figure the best fit to what Hex maniac is like (And thus the easiest transition) would be to try my hand at one piece.

I already had some ideas on what to do and intend to have gurie show up in a npc fashion (A alternate universe Gurie you aren't going to fight pokemon on the grand line) cause she's a fun character on her own right and weird enough to be a one piece character.


>>1277598
You know how Mimikyu has used phantom force to teleport places and/or dump corpses?

Gurie can now backstrack through the distorted world to go to old towns or places.

The only reason you can't go to places you haven't been to is because you'll get lost.

Unlike flying you'll still have to roll encounter but it'll be much shorter and the table will be improvised rather then using pokemon Y's.

>>1277619
Mimikyu is not someone to bring up ancient history, especially when they paint him negatively.

Giratina is not actuallly mad at him about it, its just his naming sense uses these vaguely prognostic titles. His social skills are bad because the only people who he sees are the dead and damned.

In hindsight i shoulda used fafnir as his face claim. I spent forever going "Nah all these alucard pictures are edgy i should use someone else he'll look like a preteens bad oc page." but then i went "But Mimikyu, Giratina IS edgy" and gave up.
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>>1277634
Follow up, does a 5 or lower while fast traveling through the Distortion World result in time skip?
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>>1277641
A five or lower causes Bad Shit. A roll like you did with Giratina would cause hex maniac quest to abruptly take place in Unova or something.

What you tried to do before was will yourself back to life. If you pulled it off you would've be effectively immortal.
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>>1277649
Is dear old dad somewhere in the distortion world?
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>>1277649
The occupents of distorted world better fit the term prisoners then denizens. Giratina's meet him in life and in death but did not imprison him with him.

Giratina is quick to anger and to vice but he's not so spiteful to damn others just to fill his cage. It's well within his duties to do so but he's a better person then that.

CYRUS on the other hand...
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Oh if people are wondering the tangible benefits of your last 100 you are now friends with every member of the kalos pokemon league besides Gym Leader Xerosic.

From leader to champion, you have all their numbers too and can call on them for advice (results would be more based on temperment, Valerie would be more willing to help with a contest then Grant is, who is mostly interested in travelling places.

It can be useful, and more importantly means you wont have to roll a stress check before trying to apply to a gym.
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>>1277781
Nice. Though Xerosic's gym is the that has me most curious. Does his gym have a particularly high win / loss ratio for newer trainers?
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>>1277791
Passies is considered the toughest and many people plan around it. The issue is that since its trick is about the intuition and the like you teach your pokemon new trainers end up losing because the silence rule leaves the pokemon confused and directionless.

Fight her too late and you have to deal with King Loius.

However Xerosic's gym is considered brutal. Not tough, just merciless. Because the rules are on how you can lead pokemon you switch with the leader's. This means you have to beat your own pokemon.

It can be emotionally draining.
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>>1277810
I look forward to both of them. I wonder if Mimikyu could get around Passies' rule if he is giving the orders.
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>>1277828
Plans like that could work. Weiss also is smart enough that he doesnt actually need direction if put to the task.
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>>1277846
One final question. Of what we remember, which of the E4 and Gym Leaders holds their drink the worst?
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Any chance we could get a character pastebin? It can be hard to remember who is who.
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>>1277846

I love the Hex Maniac Quests.
> Thread 2: We get Planny, who will help us with out fear of social interactions.
> Thread 10: ... what do you MEAN "I have become death, destroyer of worlds"?!

Fuck exponential Character growth. We are taking the BIG guns.
And shall not stop until we become best buddies with Arceus.
Not owner. As equals.
Straight for godhood.
Godspeed Gurie.



>Ghost Psionics: Can roll to use any ghost type moves as well as Curse as if it was a ghost type. Can use Phantom force to enter the distorted world to hasten travel times.
... Oh, so VERY MUCH much potential.
... Now I just kinda want to weird other people out.

See you around then, I suppose?
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>>1277846
Oh yeaaaah.

Can we use sp00ky ghost powers to communicate with our pokemon telepathically at all?
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>>1278252

I'll go check every ghost-move there is in Pokémon.
Just so I know what the hell we are dealing with here
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>>1278263
You are now imagining Gurie using Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike.
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>>1278389

I was thinking more...
Ominous Wind
Shadow Sneak
Indeed also Spectral Thief or Spirit Shackle
...
But also Never-Ending Nightmare
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>>1278389
>>1278402
We just need to hope nobody uses a Dark tpye move on Gurie or she will topple over.
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>>1278402
SS7SS would be the perfect finisher for Mysterious G, though. Obviously it'd have to be to conclude some super-climactic fight with one of the villainous team leaders.
>>1278420
That's what Destiny Bond is for.

This is fun.
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>>1278432
Good thing we did well on the speed test. Also we have the iconic Hex.
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>>1277856
You. You hold your drink the worst. Beyond thatthe drunkest person was Sue, followed by Passie.

>>1278013
You already have a pastebin. What else could you want?

>>1278252
Nah thats a different "Trick" You can use it to be spooky and hinder people for the most part.

There is a psionic for each type. Telepathy however is a Abillity. You can try to learn it but it won't be easy.

Also using it in Passie's gym is cheating.

>>1278389
Z moves are a little more complicated I am afraid.
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I buffed up the character pages with a little more description of personallity.
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>>1282495
Thanks, appreciate it.




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