Truther and Darerhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzDice cheat sheet: http://pastebin.com/994WTT3gGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics involve three rolls of 1d100, taking the best, and using the base accuracy and crit ranges of the game, roughly, but the 'turn order' will be more like the anime, where sometimes you can do a few moves in a row or be hit by a combo of moves yourself, all depending on circumstances. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first. Infact, you can do more than one move in a row like the anime, but so can your opponents.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture, mostly likely a butt.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Roselia)Dice (Totodile)Badges: 2Recently: You hugged Jane, have a few seedy encounters in the sketchy part of Take, ran into Laki trained some more, and started a game Truth or Dare!
>>1279955All of my Hype!
it begins
>>1279955Third for Bella always being correct.
>>1279955Awwwwwwww yeah, time for more Pokemon Quest! Until Samurai Jack comes on, at least!
Why is it that I can see herb giving innocent truths and dares to other people and the gang starts to feel bad about what there truth or daring him to do?
Good luck on your test, Gobble! This is my favorite quest right now!
It’s your turn again. You look over to Valerie.“Umm, truth.” She says.She squirms just a little. There’s an unusual cuteness in her being visibly worried. She’s usually got such a fancy air. She might not be the most outgoing person, but you do see her as pretty confident in herself.You feed Dice a little treat, and he gobbles up your hand. He’s gentle, but it’s distracting. You remove your hand to pet him on the head but his mouth keeps chasing it, giving little nibbles. He eventually has to grab onto you with his arms and legs to continue biting your hand. You give up and lift him onto your lap.“What’s the question?” Valerie asks after the soft round of chuckles goes through the room.>Push her! How far has she gone with a boy?>Be gentle. Ask her middle name>Ask about her most embarrassing moment>Something else
>>1280068>the gang starts to feel bad about what there truth or daring him to do?>the gang starts to feel badUnlikely.
>>1280073>Be gentle. Ask her middle name
>>1280073>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
>>1280073>>Ask about her most embarrassing momentIt'll be some kind of rich girl faux pa or talkin to Hana about masturbating
>>1280073>Ask her greatest fear
>>1280073>Ask her about her most embarrassing moment
>>1280073>>1280089Or>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
>>1280073>Something elseGo hard-hitting. Ask her what her goal in life is.
>>1280073>>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
>>1280073>Ask about her most embarrassing momentAlso I could see someone asking Herb how big he actually is because everyone is curious
>>1280073Ask about her greatest fear, as people mentioned last thread.R63 Herb x Polu bin when? Jane's was amazing and he's the only one left. I'd also rather have cute, tender couple stuff than actual lewds for this one, but that's just my opinion.
>>1280073>>1280099I like this. Significant without being improper.
>>1280073>Ask her about her most embarrassing moment>>1280058Samurai jack is back?
>>1280124Season five, motherfucker.
>>1280124 They're doing a 10 episode final season on adult swim and it's pretty good
>>1280124>Samurai jack is back?It's tartarovsky still, too. Episode 2 comes out in a few hours. Looks really good so far. I'm hype.
>>1280124https://mega.nz/#!JYcU3K6A!8BYl_XvmFpWEtbfWXODNNkIG5sH0VfG4Btz9t-jwB3Q
>>1280134>>1280138>>1280141Good deal!>>1280153Thanks dude!
You ask Valerie about her most embarrassing moment.“Oh.” Valerie does that rich girl gesture where she covers her mouth with her hand. You’re not sure what it’s called, but it really works for her.Her eyes go to Hana, like she’s considering something. But then her face explodes as a memory comes flooding back. “Well, I’d have to say at my old tennis club. I used to go every other day after class. I wasn’t very good, but there was this handsome tennis instructor, Hans, and...well, that part isn’t important. There were a group of girls there, all belonging to important families. One girl, Evangeline, who I suppose I’d call my rival...”Jane leans in.“She always had the latest fashions and toys and things. I could never keep up, and she made sure everyone knew it. But not this day! I had a new and exclusive tennis uniform that was going to be premiered at Jean Baljour’s fashion show that night. It took a lot of favors to get it out for the day. It had this frilly-”“The Santalune City Boutique Spring catalog missing featured outfit!” You say excitedly. “But that’s just a myth isn’t it? I mean, the catalog didn’t have it. The story is that it went missing before the show-” You cut yourself off, now that you realize where this story is going.“Yes. It did. I had it in my locker. I announced to everyone that I’d be wearing something very special, and made a huge deal out of it. I was going to show her up. But when I went to go change in closet quickly, -I didn’t want to go all the way to the changerooms and ruin my entrance, you understand- I checked my hair in the mirror quickly, then when I looked back and all of my clothes were gone.”Laki leans in. “So you were trapped in your underwear?” She has a huge smile.“Well, luckily there were spare uniforms for the help.”“The help?” Keira asks.“Employees of the club.” Valerie clarifies. “I came out with a janitor’s outfit. I tried to sneak out, but they saw me. And pointed. And laughed.” She has this strange thousand yard stare. Everyone gives her a few token words of that being rough, without really understanding beyond the fact that Valerie looks embarrassed about it. The general, unspoken attitude is that ‘It’s not that big a deal, is it?’(continued)
>>1280270“I’m not done. After that, I ran to what I suppose now was the employee break room. A custodian came to comfort me and brought me tea when he saw me crying. He made a joke. I forget exactly what it was, but it was something about us employees needing to stick together. He was only trying to lighten the mood. I lashed out at him. I yelled and told him I didn’t want to look or smell anything like him. I dressed him down harder than I've ever done before. I just used him to vent my own frustration.”The room gets a little more quiet now.“His daughter was there. To this day I don't know why. She overheard everything I said, though.”Jane looks like she’s going to say something. You don’t like the expression on her face.>Intentionally spill your drink before Jane can get a word in.>Tell her you’re sure they’ve probably forgotten all about it>Don’t do anything.>Something else
>>1280300>>Something elseI guess ask if she ever got the chance to apologize. Keep her story going before Jane chips in and possibly ruins everything.
>>1280300>Don't do anythingJane pls
>>1280300>Intentionally spill your drink before Jane can get a word in.
>>1280300>>1280315Supporting.
>>1280300What >>1280315said
>>1280300Supporting >>1280315
>>1280300>>1280315I'll support this.
>>1280300>>1280315I'll back it, it'll help with damage control if Jane tries anything.
>>1280300>>1280315Supporting
>>1280300>Intentionally spill your drink before Jane can get a word in.Whoa whoops
>>1280300Changing>>1280319to>>1280315
>>1280300>I yelled and told him I didn’t want to look or smell anything like him.Yesh, that's Reality TV levels of Rich Bitch Syndrome
>>1280300>do nothingCome on guys Jane's not that callus!Probly
>>1280372>Jane's not that callus!
reminder
>>1280372>Come on guys Jane's not that callus!
>>1280389Kill it with fire!
>>1280389bella, go back to trying to seduce Maceyour art skills and taste need time to mature
>>1280389Jesus fuck
>>12803898/10
>>1280401no
>>1280315Supporting
>>1280424I can get behind this
>>1280270> “I came out with a janitor’s outfit. I tried to sneak out, but they saw me. And pointed. And laughed.” She has this strange thousand yard stare. Secret exhibitionist Valerie is powerful indeed. I hope for the chance to explore this further. And, you know, for Herb to actually catch on that this might be the case. I suspect she might need to flash a neon sign at him for him to get it, though.
>>1280401How tall is Sina compared to the player in the games?What does this suggest for an age?Asking for a friend.
>>1280483She is older than the XY protags who are like 16. So probably early 20s
>>1280424
The game goes around again.Laki takes another drink, then leans back on the couch as she dares Polu to swim from one end of the dock to the other, naked.Polu, not hesitating, stands up, takes off his shirt and footwear, then runs out and dives into the water. Everyone follows. He reaches under the water and throws his bottoms all the way to the beach sand, then swims towards them. He’s only exposed for a very short period, and it’s only under dim starlight and what comes off the boat.Hana pretends not to look, but even you can see her eyes between her fingers. Valerie makes a few joking hoots and hollars. Keira is already halfway up an overhanging tree to get a better view over the taller girls.“Boo!” Laki yells, jokingly. “I thought you were braver than that.”He dries his hair with a towel. “I didn’t want to make any of the girls uncomfortable.” He winks to Valerie and Hana. You’re impressed and a little jealous at how cool he comes off doing stuff like that.“Yeah huh.” Laki says. “Whatever you say. But that’s the point of the game.” She puts an arm around Valerie and presses against her in a way that’s just a little more than friendly. Her face gets really close. “Making people uncomfortable.”“Heh.” Valerie smiles nervously.The round keeps going without many highlights. Although after that, people seem to be pushing the limits a bit more.Hana shyly dares Keira to put a banana down her throat as far as it can go. Keira tries and chokes a little, but she’s really proud of how far she got. Jane looks like she wants to explain that it’s disrespectful to have Keira do that for some reason, and there’s a whole bunch of whispering between the girls about something called fell eight chao. At the end of it though, Keira tells Jane to lighten up and demands to be treated like anyone else.Jane doesn’t look comfortable with it, but she folds her arms and resigns herself to trying her best. She sits on her chair and there’s a loud fart noise.Everyone laughs, but Keira’s laughter lasts way longer than anyone else’s. “It’s a cushion of whoopie!” She proclaims. “I bought it in town. Doesn’t that sound like flatulence?”There’s another bit of laughter from the whole group, based more on how much Keira is enjoying it than anything else. Even Jane cracks a bit of a smile and lets out some noises that might be called laughter. Actually, she has a pretty nice giggle.It’s all brushed away when someone asks whose turn it is and it turns out it’s yours.Polu comes and plops down beside you. He puts an arm around your shoulder. “Truth or dare, bro?”He's looking a little mischievous.>Truth>Dare
>>1280504>DareHe is the one person I trust here
>>1280504Missing a page there, Gobble?
>>1280504Think you missed a bit of the update Gobble.
>>1280504>Dare(Was there anymore to Valerie's story or?)
>>1280504>>DareHere we go.THink you missed something thought gobble
>>1280504>>Dare
>>1280504>DareWe are a manly man.
>>1280504>TruthWe don't have to be cool.
>>1280504>Dare
>>1280504>>Truthdid dare last time
>>1280504>TruthLearning ho!
>>1280504>Dare Wait did we do dare last time?
>>1280512>>1280516>>1280522>>1280523>>1280526>>1280532RIP True facts about herb we don't know yet
>>1280504>Truthinb4 Herb has to answer who he thinks is his main rival.
>>1280539yep
>>1280504>TruthWe've had one dare.
>>1280541We will fault on a dare and have to tell a truth at some point.
>>1280541Gobble will just prompt us with a bunch of random character development options in the future and then provide exposition. Everything is okay.
>>1280551Well then switching>>1280539To truth Let's change it up a bit
>>1280504>Dare.>inb4 Polu asks us to take our dick out
>>1280504>>Truth
>>1280516>>1280515>>1280514[Shit, sorry.]“DidYouEverGetAChanceToApologize?” You blurt out quickly, cutting Jane off before she can get anything out.“Umm, well, no. I stopped going after that. I was too embarrassed. I could have literally died of it. I don’t even know what I’d say.”Jane moves to say something again at this break, but you cut her off again, asking Valerie about if she knows the name of the janitor, or any details where she could find him. Hana tells her that everyone makes those mistakes. Keira asks if mainlanders really have a condition where they literally die of embarrassment, and Valerie is forced to explain that it's an expression."But why did you say 'literally' though?" Keira is genuinely confused.The conversation goes on long enough that Jane gives up trying to say anything. She shoots daggers at you after you sit back down, though.
>>1280584Shit. I was afraid our interrupt wouldn't go over well. We'll need to display more tack next time
>>1280584I'm kinda curious what Jane would of said, what Val did was certainly high leveled Spoiled Mega Bitch, but at same time Jane would probably of snapped at her and made Val cry or something
Keira kinda reminds me of Starfire from Teen Titansbefore the abomination of a reboot, obviously
>>1280614Can't wait for Keira to shoot lasers
>>1280612[It wouldn't have been polite. Jane had enough time to think about it and decided against her first instinct. She's a little paranoid about why you did that, though.]
>>1280614Keira's better at English and isn't orange. At least, I don't think she's orange.>>1280486Good to know.
>>1280630She is a skeleton
>>1280612Yeah. Truth be told, I'll bet Val's grown from the experience though. It's just a shame we can't trust Jane to assure her that.
>>1280635You lie.
>>1280635>>1280642
>>1280630well, Herb has likened some thins of her to oranges>>1280624We'll need aura training with her to get healing lasers then
>>1280657I wanna see Bella characters of all the group.
>>1280657Interesting take on Laki.
“Dare.” You say.“Oh bro. I’m going to embarrass you so bad!” Polu loudly announces. Then he leans in close and whispers “Don’t worry bro. I got you, my man.” He stands up again. “I dare you to grab the bare butt of someone on this boat for 30 seconds!”There’s a round of “woos” as the girls all get excited. It’s scary how in sync they can get in a group.“Choose who it’s going to be, bro!” He yells, sounding very convincing. He leans in again. “Oh bro you owe me so bad!”“Don’t we get a voice in this?” Valerie asks. She doesn’t seem overly serious about it, though.“Scared?” Laki asks tauntingly.“Never!” Jane almost yells as she stands up and turns around. “I’m not scared of anything!”“...it’s just a game.” Hana says, looking at the floor. “It’s okay.”>Truth!>Grab Hana>Grab Jane>Grab Keira>Grab Laki>Grab Valerie>Grab Polu>Spin a bottle>Something else
>>1280738>Spin a bottleROLL THE DIEROLL THE DIE
>>1280738>Grab HanaFATALITY.
>>1280738>>Grab HanaFor the greatest mutual enjoyment
>>1280738>Grab Polu
>>1280738Jesus Christ. Why you do this, Gobble/Polu.>Grab HanaIt ought to give the most interesting reaction.
>>1280738>shove your hands down the back of your own shorts and sit there looking smug
>>1280738>Grab JaneYOLO
>>1280738>Grab PoluHomoerotic displays are good for putting on a show.
>>1280738>Spin a bottleLET THE DICE GOD'S DECIDE OUR FATE.
>>1280664>healing lasersLet's just stick with regular healing that doesn't sound of mary-sueism.>>1280738>Grab PoluInstant revenge.
>>1280738>Grab HanaI want blush levels off the chart!
>>1280738>Grab Hana
>>1280738>>Grab KeiraJane would be fun too, but I think her reaction to us grabbing Keira will be even better
>>1280738>>1280752Actually didn't see this. Changing to>Spin a bottle
>>1280738>Spin a bottle>If the bottle lands between two girls, one butt in each hand (two for one)
>>1280738Also, be sure to have random hand spasms due to nervousness so we end us squeezing their rear multiple times.
>>1280738>>Spin a bottleMYSTERY BOX
>>1280738>Spin a bottle
>>1280738>Grab your own buttHe never said we couldn't.
>>1280738>Something elseBella.
>>1280738>Grab HanaFinally a chance for interaction with her.
>>1280738>Grab HanaI can't vote for this hard enough.
>>1280738>Grab HanaThis should be fun...
>Then he leans in close and whispers “Don’t worry bro. I got you, my man.”
>>1280738>>Spin a bottle
>>1280798But she's a plant! She doesn't have a butt. And if she did that's be a horrible thing to do, you floropedophile.
>>1280823Polu is a bro among bros.>>1280775And this picture is still way better than it had any right to be.
>>1280774>>1280810>>1280813>>1280818Hmm...
>>1280840The thread isn't that old, probably just lurkers who want their waifu.
>>1280840I'm also skeptical. But it is still early in the thread.
>>1280840I just got here. It's a little early for the waifu conspiracies, isn't it?
>>1280841Well besides the guy that voted twice.
>>1280774>>1280810SAMEFAG
>>12808402 of those were actually made by the same IP so there's that
>>1280810>>1280774Same ID
>>1280774>>1280810>>1280852Oh wow yeah. Same Id.
>>1280851It's a sad day when you can't even trust nameless people on the internet.
>>1280738>>Grab Polu
>>1280833Dendrophile, actually. You'd be surprised how "popular" plants vs zombies characters are.
>>1280888Oh baby that plant that generates suns I'm gettin boned fast
>>1280833>>1280888Dendroebophile?
>>1280888I blame Conker's Bad Fur Day.>>1280898Wants to fuck plants
>>1280902I know, I'm just thinking- she's a second stager, so wouldn't that be dendroebopokephile instead of floropedophile?
>>1280888I didn't really want to know this, but thanks?
>>1280907I think you're missing the "h" in Hebo-. I think?
Rolled 4 (1d7)>>1280743>>1280768>>1280778>>1280785>>1280792>>1280795>>1280796>>1280800>>1280830[Spin to win]>>1280745>>1280750>>1280758>>1280771>>1280774>>1280797>>1280813>>1280818>>1280820[Grab Hana.I'm going to call it for spin the bottle due to at least one samefagging.1 Grab Hana2 Grab Jane3 Grab Keira4 Grab Laki5 Grab Valerie6 Grab Polu7 Two butts]
>>1280923Based Dice.
>>1280920Bah.>>1280923This is what you asked for, anons.
>>1280923>tfw Laki winsinb4 salty antilakifags
>>1280923Dammit. I am disappoint.
>>1280923HA!
>>1280923Best girl wins again!
>>1280923ah well, should have voted Hana if I didn't want to leave it up to chance
>>1280923Man, I was really hoping for two butts. Aw well we've already got a hand full of Laki boob, might as well get a handful of the back
>>1280923Praise be the dice Gods!
>>1280923Aww, the most boring option
>>1280923A bit disappointed, but the dice choose what they will.
>>1280955Remembering that we're actually spinning a bottle is a bit of solace.
>>1280953Grabbing our own butt would have been the most boring option, but I agree with the spirit of what you're saying.
>>1280888You know, that was actually my first thought, but I was convinced that I was misremembering.
>>1280923>Picks the most boring optionWhy dice gods
>>1280923ahahahaha we always win
Eh, we can always grab Hana's butt later, during the movie.
Wonder if any of the other girls will get jealous, grab our hand and place it on their butt
>>1280968>Grabbed by the butt by my own butt, by John Herb
>>1281008I found Hana's favorite author.
>>1281008I'd say Chuck Herb for reference value, but as a pen name John Herb is pretty good.
>>1281008>grabbed by the butt by my book "Grabbed by the butt by my own butt" by John Herb
>>1281025>Grabbed by the Butt by Cyborg Lady's Unauthorized Remake of "Grabbed by the Butt by My Book 'Grabbed by the Butt by My Own Butt" by John Herb" by John Herb
>>1281025Can't forget about space raptor butt invasion.
>>1281068Fucked up the quotes on that one. Oh well.
>>1281068I'm going to be disappointed if we don't get a terrible edit of a Chuck Tingle book cover.
>>1281092Well, my art is absolute shit. I can't even bring myself to attempt it.
>>1281068>>1281092If I wasn't waiting for SAMOOORAAAI I'd have spent more time on it.
>>1281138I knew I could count on one of you guys
>>1281138You're doing god's work anon
>>128113810/10
>>1280923>>1281138Look at what has been wrought by this conflict, Gobble.LOOK UPON IT!
“Umm, I umm.” You try not to panic. You can do this. You look around the room. Who should you choose? You gulp.“Umm, I’ll spin the bottle.” You answer everyone’s unasked question about if it’s going to be them.You take an empty pop bottle and spin it. The whole group gets quite as it twirls around. It slows, slows, slows, then comes to a gliding stop on Laki.“Woooooo” The group says, collectively. Bella leaps up and down.Laki waves it away as no big deal. She casually walks up, undoes the front of her shorts to give some room, and winks. “Well?”You reach around and slide your hands down the back of her pants. There’s an explosion of noises and comments from everyone. You’re glad they can’t see your face through Laki.“Alright. Keep the game going.” She yells back at them. They do just that.Laki grins at you. You’re both in your own little world. “Aww, it’s not so different from a massage, Soft Hands. Maybe now you’ll stop being to scared to give me a full body one.”“I-” she’s right. You stop short of going anywhere inappropriate. You’re just a gentleman, is all. Even if her ass is both somehow soft and rock hard at the same time.“You just going to do nothing?” She says. “Come on, work it. Give me a squeeze or something. You’ve got to take advantage of these situations when you can.”You do what she says. Oh jeez on man. Her chest is pressing against you, too. You try not to look to into it. It’s just because of the game. You’re not some pervert.“That’s nice.” She whispers. You get that faint smell from the couple of shots she’s taken. “Come on, at least pretend you like it.” She gasps. “Oh, nevermind. I can feel that you do.”Oh jeez! She’s right. You can’t let anybody see that. What are you going to do. You look around her and see that the game is going on without paying attention to the two of you. Nobody is looking except for Hana, who keeps glancing over, then looking away when she sees you looking. You really don't want to freak anyone out with your boner.Laki, seeming to read your mind, takes your hands out, turns around, sticks them back in, and pushes you down onto the couch and sits on your lap. “There.” She tells the others. “Now I can stop missing the rest of the game. Who’s up?”“Thanks.” You whisper to her.“Mmhmm.” She subtly acknowledges as she shifts her butt. Your hands are surprisingly not going numb.(continued)
>>1281165What happened to Laki's sundress?
>>1281165Laki a best. A Best.>>1281192Short term memory loss.
>>1281165They messed up the order after and it’s actually just come back to your turn to dare someone. You look to Keira.“Hasn’t it been 30 seconds?” Jane asks“Too bad.” Laki says. “I’m comfy.” She raises up a half inch and drops her butt down hard on your hands. "Soft Hands is a good cushion."Everyone laughs and you feel a little more embarrassed. Laki shifts and you remove your hands. She stays on your lap though, and you see this terrifying predator’s glint in her eyes for half a second.“Truth or Dare?” You ask Keira, trying to keep your voice calm.“Dare!” Keira jumps up excitedly. “Make it a tough one!” She requests. You guess even she can get competitive.>Dare her to do a handstand for a full round>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that>Dare her to kiss someone>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest>Something else
>>1281165so Herb and Laki are basically married now right?she's sitting on it!
>>1281192That is a good point.
>>1281202>>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
>>1281202>>Dare her to kiss someone
>>1281202>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
>>1281202>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
>>1281202>>Dare her to kiss someonehey we didn't start this shit, but if they want to play hardball Herb aint no wuss.
>>1281202>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contestI.. I want to do the legs one but I feel like it's horribly lewd and inappropriate.
>>1281202>Dare her to kiss someone (hand her the bottle)
>>1281202>Something elseDare her to do something that would make the others blush.We don't count because we're easily flustered, but bonus points anyway when she accomplishes it.
Good god the poor lass is gonna have ingestion if she tries
>>1281192>>1281201[Shit. Sorry. Hands under a dress is somehow hotter, too.]
>>1281202>Dare her to kiss someone
>>1281234Yeah it really is.
>>1281202>>1281192Can I get a butt?Also>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
>>1281234Thanks for the Butt!
>>1281234Actually sitting on his lap in a sundress is a lot lewder too. Superlewd.
>>1281234 as would Laki 'adjusting' Herbs plantain under said dress where she wants it
>>1281234>somehow hotterEveryone knows that the space under a dress is a very private off-bounds place. Also a combination of being more hidden but open.
>>1281202>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest>>1281165pic related
>>1281222Agreed, but that's my justification for her putting her legs over her head. Laki and Polu made it lewd, so let's keep this thi g going.
Hana needs to give Laki a lap dance!
>>1281341We need to get any of the girls to give each other lap dances though Herb might mega evolve
>>1281351Well think about this any lap dance on Laki is also a lap dance on us sorta.
>>1281359Provided Laki remains on our lap if/when it happens
>>1281359What did poor Herb's pelvis ever do to you?
>>1281359Only when we have formed a totem pole of lap dances will the waifu wars truly be over.
>>1281378I have penis envy
>>1281341Oh how about we dare Hana to give someone a lap dance.
>>1281378What? I'm sure Hana's lapdance would feel wonderful.
>>1281386That's fair, same here to be perfectly candid, and I'm totally average. At least we can take solace in his less-than-average girth. Unless you mean penis envy in the Freudian way, in which case, that's rough buddy.
>>1281410I feel bad for laughing...
If Hana takes a dare, we could dare her to kiss Val. That ought to do weird things to their relationship.
>>1281442Fuck that, Herb is too pure to suggest anything like that. I know your plan Hornbeam
“I dare you to challenge Gobble to an eating contest.”The group makes another round of noises. That is a challenge alright.Gobble steps up and slaps his belly. He’s ready to throw down anytime, any place.“Alright, Gobble! You’re on!” She pants her own, much less round belly. “Herb, remember when I ate so much that it looked like I had a child?“Oh! I have some food in the freezer that needs to go.” Valerie says. “This is actually really good timing.” She runs off to get it. Hana goes to help.Laki adjusts her sundress as she sits on your lap. Oh jeez! This isn’t ever going to go down. Why did it have to be a sundress? You can feel her warm on your lap. And if you look over her shoulder, you can see down the front of it.She looks back and winks.“You’re sure?” Valerie asks Hana as they both come back with the food.Hana nods. You’re not really sure what that’s about.The set them each a huge pile. “Alright, Gobble, Keira. Go go go!”The two start eating with ferocity. Jane watches intensely, trying to analyze the strategy each of them is using.A small crumb falls to the ground and Dice, keeping his head in constant contact with the floor, slides himself up to chomp it.Keira puts up a valiant effort, but she begins to slow. She keeps going, stuffing down some bread. As she finishes it and sees how Gobble hasn’t begun to stop, she throws her hand up to surrender.“I give up.” She leans back, pushing her stomach out. “Not fair. It wasn’t Herb’s food. I can eat that all day.” The group consensus on that makes you warm and fuzzy inside.Gobble finishes her leftovers, then burps. Keira lays on her back to recover. Her Tropius grabs her and drags her away from the middle of the room so she can recover off to the side. It looks offended that she made that comment about your food and not it’s fruit, though.It’s Valerie’s turn. She’s daring Hana.“Umm, I dare you spend seven minutes in heaven with someone?”Hana nods. “Oh no! How cruel, Valerie. Making me do something like that!” She says in a strange tone. She must really think it’s cruel if says it like that. She makes a big gesture, too. It almost reminds you of a bad actor, but Hana isn’t the type to that sort of thing. “You’re so mean. Umm, but I guess I don’t have a choice.” She pushes her fingers together.Valerie gives her a funny look, like she’s being ungrateful or something. Why is everyone rolling their eyes?You open your mouth to tell her where the bottle is for spinning, but Laki slams down on your lap with her butt again. “Herb volunteered.” Laki yells.“What? I-” She gets up and spins you around quickly, then starts pushing you towards a closet.“You didn’t? Oh, then just -turn around- and go back to your seat.”You look down. It’s still way too obvious.>Hunch over and give Hana the bottle>Go to the closet>Remind Hana that she can ask for a Truth>Something else
>>1281454>Go to the closetMay as well get used to it.
>>1281454>>Go to the closet
>>1281454>Hunch over and give Hana the bottle
>>1281454>Go to the closetWith a defeated air about him
>>1281454>Go to the closet
>>1281454>Give Hana the bottle
>>1281454>Go to the closet, ask he "Unless you'd prefer the bottle?"
>>1281451The key is to let people rationalize the choices you make for them however they like. At the end of the day, as long as they do what you ask of them then you've succeeded.>>1281454...but then other things get in your way. I can live with this.>Go to the closetThe moment we get in, apologize for the raging stiffie. We've been aroused for a while and it's really not going down with Hana so close to us.
>>1281454>Go to the closetask her "Unless you'd prefer the bottle?"
>>1281454>Go to the close>Shyly try to cover up
>>1281454>Go to the Closet
>>1281454>>Go to the closettuck it up Herb
You know, as funny as Hana and Val being super obvious about this was, I really like that Hana has Valerie as a wingman, just like we've got Polu. It's a nice look at how close they're getting. Val's a pal.
>>1281577How long before Polu and Val team up on the Hana/Herb ship?
>>1281582Hopefully soon. Those two know the score.
>>1281582>>1281585With how sweet Herb is and how shy Hana can be, i can see them going for it
>>1281577I've been a Keira man since the start, but seeing Hana try this hard to get with Herb is pushing her to #1 for me.
You slump your shoulders. Laki has you. She really likes to tease you, huh? You don’t want to admit it to yourself, but you’re starting to like it.You go into the closet into the dark. Someone tries to push Hana in, but she doesn’t need to step forward. At least, not at first. After a second, she flings herself in. She must want to pretend like she doesn’t have powerful robotic legs. Hana bumps close to you and the closet door closes. Loud music starts playing.“Did you want the bottle instead?” You ask.“Oh, you brought it in?” She reaches down and grabs you. “This doesn’t feel like the-”She freezes. You’re half concerned that her limbs may have broken again.“Omigosh I’m so sorry!”“It’s fine. I’m sorry. You know for...it.” Oh jeez. You wish it would go down. Or the sweet embrace of death. One or the other is fine right now. How do these things keep happening?“I understand.” You’re made more aware of how rapidly Hana is breathing when she talks. “Laki has the kind of butt you just want to bury your face into. Really get in there and...heh I’m just kidding!”You both nervously laugh. Hana is really opening up, making jokes like that. It’s especially funny because something that lewd is so out of character for her.The music is quiet for a second as it changes tracks. It gets loud and thumpy again.Well this is awkward.>“Umm, Hana. You can take your hand off.”>Ask ask misc boring questions until the time passes>There’s plenty of room if you adjust. She doesn’t need to press so close against you>Be mischievous. Let’s make a plan to get back at Valerie and Laki>Something else
>>1281615>>Be mischievous. Let’s make a plan to get back at Valerie and Laki>“Umm, Hana. You can take your hand off.”
>>1281615>“So... how do we play seven minutes in heaven?"
>>1281615>Be mischievous. Let’s make a plan to get back at Valerie and Laki>There’s plenty of room if you adjust. She doesn’t need to press so close against you....but she's more than welcome to do so
>>1281615>Try not to spill your spaghetti too hard while admitting you're nervous to be in here with herHana's a pretty girl, and we're already in a bit of a lewd mood.
>>1281615>>1281619Supportan this one
>>1281619>>1281623Actually, yeah, add these to mine.
>>1281619I'll support this
>>1281615>>1281619This is good.
>>1281615>>Something elseSeeing as how we're this close and I'm sure our mind is somewhat elsewhere, this is the perfect time to ask her what she'd look for in a boyfriend. Cause, y'know, having her talk about it might make Herb feel more at ease when she describes someone that isn't him.Until she doesn't, of course.
>>1281636Oh, I like that. If that doesn't happen now, let's remember this for later.
>>1281615Just >>1281619
>>1281619>>1281623>>1281615I support both of these.
>>1281615I'll support this >>1281619
>>1281615this >>1281619Good on you gobble, giving everyone what they wanted. Hana time, laki time....
>>1281615>>1281619
>>1281619Supporting
>>1281636>>1281619I'll switch to backing this. I don't even know if it's a joke on Herb's part or not, but either way it's an awesome ice breaker.
>>1281615this >>1281623
>>1281657I figure it's a nice way to not tell hana to back off or cuddle up.If she wants to actually make a move it's her chance or if she wants to get flustered and back off. I also like the idea of Herb being pure.
>>1281668Herb IS pure, in spite of our best efforts. He's nice like that.
I'm just gonna say don't let Hana backs out if she tries to not explain
>>1281677Until now I've been all for Herb x purity, but now I'm feeling like I need to pick a boat before I'm left on the shore.
>>1281689there's plenty of room on the Keira canoe ;-;
>>1281668Agreed, but if she gets flustered and shy about it, we could always make a move.
>>1281709He's called himself a Keira fag before. Laki a best.
>>1281689Where's the fun in picking one boat? I sail many ships, each of them with their own lovely view!>>1281709I'm still with you, anon, even if I'm serving on the LNS Hana right now.
>>1281709I'm team Kiera, or HanaEx-Lakifag, muscles girls and teasing are my fetishes, but most Lakifags are just plain obnoxious and kill my boner
>>1281713but are there any boat types that fulfill the alliteration requirement?
>>1281740I've seen antilakifags be way more vocal honestly
>>1281720Precisely! Why settle for one ship when we can have a whole fleet?!
>>1281759Anons won't do harem again.
>>1281755I can honestly say I never have, and I've followed every thread since the beginning.
>>1281741>Keira Canoe>Laki Longship>Hana Houseboat>Jane Jetboat>Valerie Very Slender Vessel(?)
>>1281740I feel like the complete opposite is true
>>1281755In truth, both sides are awful, they both needlessly escalate against the other
>>1281741Also, Polu Patrol Boat, but I'm not as familiar with that one.
>>1281764....Dude what
>>1281765shouldn't it be the Hana Motorboat?(For more reasons than one)
>>1281772I really don't see it. The only thing like that is Bellaposter which I think everyone sees as a joke.>>1281764That is very wrong, but whatever
>>1281781nice.
>>1281781It would fail the alliteration then, but yes. That fits in so many ways.>Motorized>Sexual Innuendo>Is a boat
>>1281763Bah! They said such nonsense, but I believe in Gobble's power to make each girl so appealing that by journey's end, harem will gain more popularity
“Remember guys!” Someone shouts from outside the closet. “What happens in heaven stays in heaven. Have fun!”More woo’s and hoot’s and comments follow. You can’t hear them clearly through the loud music.“Your heart’s beating really fast.” She observes. Her head being against your chest feels nice and the smell of her shampoo just makes it beat faster.“I guess I’m nervous.”“Of what everyone’s going to think?” She asks. Her voice is shaking. Every word she says vibrates in your chest.“I’m in a closet with a really pretty girl and I don’t even know how to play this game.”You feel her hot breath penetrate your shirt and she presses against you even harder. Her hand still hasn’t moved. You’re starting to feel lightheaded from how intense everything is getting.“You think I’m pretty?”Oh jeez oh man. “Yeah. Of course. You have a great fashion sense with what you do with your hair, and the colour of that shirt. It really brings out your inner shine.”Oh crud why did you say shine? What if she thinks that’s some sort of joke about her metal parts?“Thanks. You’re really handsome, too.”You think you’re going to launch her head away with how hard your chest is beating now.“S-so. What do you look for in a boyfriend?” You ask, knowing she’ll describe some confident, manly guy. That should get you to calm down.Her other hand rests on your chest. “I don’t think many guys would be interested, but if I had the perfect boyfriend, I guess he’d have to be fashionable. And smart. And have good homemaking skills. He’d be nice and really fatherly to his pokemon.”Oh wow. That sounds like a lot. She must like someone really cool and mature.“And have short, spiky blond hair.”“Heh. That last part sounds almost like me.”“Heh. Yeah.”More awkward silence. Why would you say that?“How do we even play Seven Minutes in Heaven?” You ask. You hope you’re not screwing it up too badly.Her whole body tenses up. You stop yourself from asking if she’s alright. “W-well it’s a game where two people...you know... do stuff. L-l-like...” She faces you and closes her eyes. She’s getting really close to your face!Her metal foot steps on your very-not-metal-foot.>Reflexively leap. You can't help it>Fight the pain. Let this happen>Something else
>>1281781get out>>1281765Valerie Victory Shipsadly there are no ship types that start with V. Might need to look through the /tg/ armada to check
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenHERB MAH BOY.
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happen
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenLaki a best. But flinching because of the robot foot would be too cruel.
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenWhat happens in heaven stays in heaven :^]
>>1281796>Reflexively leap. You can't help it
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenIt's time.
>>1281796>>Fight the pain. Let this happenNO FEAR, NO PAIN
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenWe've endured worse!
>>1281796>>Fight the pain. Let this happenDO IT HERB.This isn't a lock probably so even if you don't like Hana let us have this
>>1281796>>Fight the pain. Let this happen
>>1281796>Reflexively leap. You can't help itQuit making Herb hurt, guys. Poor child doesn't even understand what's happening.
>>1281819I don't think it is. If Gobble made this a lock It'll be a rant about why one of the other girls hasn't locked already due to similar actions.
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenAlso"Hana, could you move your foot please?" After the kiss.
Also before I forget we need to grab Hana's butt, I wanna compare it to Laki.
>>1281796>Reflexively leap. You can't help it.I say this only because I expect she'll try and run out, and I would like to see Herb try to pin her back against the wall to keep her from running out just because she happens to be herself, robot body parts and awkwardness and cuteness and all.
>>1281828We'd also get a huge disclaimer message.
>>1281836Wouldn't she get flustered about screwing it up IF we leap though? something you said doesn't quite make sense
>>1281835Definitely
>>1281796>Fight the pain. Let this happenCasually ask her to move her foot after
>>1281803>>1281806>>1281808>>1281809>>1281812>>1281813>>1281816>>1281819>>1281820>>1281822>>1281834This girl is gonna break our god damn foot so I hope you guys are satisfied with whatever eles happens.I'm not salty, I'm just saying.
>>1281849If we leap I fear she's gonna cry that she can't even do this right.
>>1281828I think Gobble won't do a routelock without using our special soufflé which will require getting supplies so there's plenty of warning
>>1281861Well, we'll get plenty of healing practice in at least. So, pros and cons.
>>1281861we took healing for a reason
>>1281861We can heal, in every interpretation of that phrase.I'm not super worried.
>>1281861the cybernic can in no way be that heavy and have her still move around, we'll be fine
>>1281861What >>1281877said.
>>1281861It'll be good, mobile healing practicei see no downside
>>1281881We've never done it to ourself yet have we?
>>1281869[Yeah. This isn't a routelock. Just want to make sure that's clear.]
>>1281836>>1281849I wasn't really clear on this, I think. Too much finagling with the words.I expect she'll panic and try and run. Herb would try to keep her there long enough to talk her down. Granted, he'd spill spaghetti all over the place, but the lines would be "don't run away because you're afraid of who you and and the things that can happen because of it. I like you for you, robot body parts and all".Granted, we should still get our foot looked at.
Even if we routelocked Hana, she's a perv. She'd wanna watch that barbarian dick do all sorts of things. I think.
>>1281886I always try my damnedest to not go for the harem route because it's kind of ridiculous and has baggage as the waffling pussy choice.But you're making it super hard on me.
>>1281886We know, and if we didn't it dont seem like anyone here cares considering we are about to break our god damn foot to give this girl a tongue fucking in her mouth pussy.
>>1281903Way too lewd
>>1281911Hana would probably look back on it like that, though.
You fight the pain. There’s just no way you’re going to let that crushing sensation stop what's about to happen right now.Hana’s lips touch yours. They’re soft and taste good. Just slightly moist, too. It sends a thrill through your spine and a jolt in your heart.“S-sorry.” She says, adjusting and moving her foot. You didn’t realize how much that hurt until she moved it. There’s definitely going to be a bruise there, if not worse. You try not to wince.“N-nothing to be sorry about.” You blurt. Your head is spinning and the blood running through your veins is going into overdrive.“S-seven minutes.” she mumbles as she leans in again and kisses you more. "Nothing to be sorry about."You aren’t sure what you’re supposed to do. You close your eyes, then open them again. Hana looks strange. A very attractive, possessed kind of strange, though. Like she’s being taken over by a spirit or something. But you know that's not the case. This is just Hana, and that shocks and thrills you in a way that your mind is usually too scared to think about.You hand awkward floats around and finds it’s way onto her hip. That’s a good, spot, right? She takes your hand and puts it on her butt. Before you can say anything, her mouth opens and her tongue invades. With the other hand, the one that’s been resting on your...pride, this whole time, she starts stroking.Then it vibrates.>Woah! Too much too fast! Break it off>Okay>Something else
>>1281981>Something elseTouch the butt
>>1281981>>Something elseHand in her Pants
>>1281981>OkayFull speed ahead!
>>1281981>>Okaybrains stop working when the hand starts vibrating
>>1281991ThisTit for tat
>>1281981>>1281990>Woah!>O-okayOnce she gives us air we mumble incoherently plz.
>>1281981>>Something elseGrasp the butt
>>1281981>>OkayI, uh, don't really have any other response for that.That's a thing.>>1281990>>1281991I guess I'll back one of these. If Herb is anything like me right now, he's not really thinking all that clearly.
>>1281981>OkayIs our boy about to become a man?>>1281990>>1281991Also acceptable.
>>1281990>>1281991these
>>1281981>Something elseReturn the favor like a gentleman, move that hand from the butt to the front
>>1281981>Woah!>OkayY-you guys... you're going to get Herb pregnant...
>>1281981>Okay>>1281990>>1281991Fuck it! Show her a good time. Supporting.
>>1281981>>Something elseLeft hand on boobRight hand in her pantsuWE IN THERE BOYS
>>1281981>Okay
Wasn't there a ghost that was making its way around the ship in earlier threads?Is this whole possession thing actually a thing and not metaphorical?
>>1282005here.Add this>>1282006One hand in front, one hand in back.Give her both barrels.
[So should I do this here, or make a big pastebin?]
>>1281981>Okayand>>1281990>>1281991>>1282006The time has come and so will Herb
>>1282022Big pastebin would probably be best.
>>1282022Big pastebin, do it justice
>>1282022Eh, pastebin. Keep lewds off the board.
>>1282022Bigbin.The Hana Motorboat got some high octane fuel this thread
>>1282022Pastebin please but make it a good one!
>>1282022much as I want it now, pastebin is probably best
>>1282022Big bin
>>1282022Bin it!
>>1282035>implying Gobble has ever disappointed with her lewds>implying Gobble doesn't love us enough to put 120% into it without being askedwew
>>1282022Big bin!
>>1282049You're right. I'm sorry Gobble, please punish me and not the rest of the players
>>1282053
>>1282053You'll be sentenced to 7 minutes in heaven with Hornbeam if you go through with it.
>>1282053Your love will be taken by an unusual otherThat is your judgement!
>>1282022Pastebin, and thank you so much for this.
>>1282059OH GOD YOU HEARTLESS MAN
>>1281869>>1281886>Not needing a Locc Root to make the souffle.This shit writes itself!
A thought occurs: I wonder how badly Valerie is secretly hoping someone dares her to streak or show off naked or something.
>>1281138[Thank you for this by the way. I want to use it as my cell wallpaper.]
>>1282097I just want Herb to be passed around tonight. Laki and Hana have had a turn with us, as soon as we come out of the closet (heh) the next girl should be pulling on his sleeve to drag him off somewhere
The nest dare Hana gets needs to be show us your browser history
>>1282097Well stripping might be a bit fast, we could always make her do a run way modelling in her underwear or lingerie
>>1282107>>1282109These are both excellent ideas
>>1282105>I want to use it as my cell wallpaper.You have my permission. Glad you like it.
>>1282107>Keira finds out you really can die of embarrassment
The two of you pant and the world very slowly stops swirling. You feel exhausted, giddy, confused, and completely satisfied. You rest against the wall on one side, and Hana on the other.Hana has a huge grin, from ear to ear. You honestly can’t think of any time you’ve seen anyone look so satisfied. “Thank you.”You don’t even know how to respond to that before the door swings open. Light and cooler air hit you hard, and heaven is gone like smoke in the wind.“No.” Laki yells back, answering some sort of question.. “They’re just standing there on opposite sides of the closet.” Laki puts you both in a headlock and messes your hair up even more as she drags you both out. You’re surprised that she’s able to do that to Hana, but Hana just sort of rolls with it with that same big grin.“Boo.” Valerie says, jokingly.“What’d you expect? These two are too timid to even hold hands.” She lets you both go with a shove. You feel her fix bump your knuckle, but you’re not sure if that was an accident or not.“Come on, Herb. Pretty sure it’s your turn.”You try to gather your wits. It’s like your whole brain just gave up. You glance over to Polu. Woo. You shake your head. You’ve never felt so relaxed in a group setting. Part of you keeps worrying about Hana, but every time you sneak a glance at her, she just still has that smile. She guzzles a lot of water after a minute.“Oh, me?” He says. “Either one. Bring it on!You didn’t know he could do that. Can he do that?Ah, you don’t care right now.>Describe your crush>Ask about his biggest fear>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite>Dare him dance to the next song>Something else
What's Janes browser history? Laki's?Polu's?
>>1282124>>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
>>1282124>>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmiteFULFILL THE PROPHECY
>>1282124>>Describe your crushMake it a poem.
>>1282124>Ask about his biggest fear
>>1282124>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmiteIT BEGINS
>>1282124>Describe your crush
>>1282124>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
>>1282124>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmitePfft, I remember writing that bin.
>>1282124>Describe your crushDo it Polu! Reveal your waifu!
>>1282124Hana is adorable. I can't wait to read the bin, but her reaction is honestly good enough on its own, too.>Describe your crushLet's ride this high out
>>1282148And then he describes Hana as she's still washing the jizz flavor out of her mouth.Feels bad man.
>>1282124>Describe your crushmissed the last few threads and post, but looks like everyone went for the good shit.
>>1282151He apparently has an actual girlfriend on his home island.
>>1282124>fix bumpI'm guessing fist bump?>Describe your crush
>>1282164
>>1282148Short spiky blonde hair, a good cook, cares deeply for there pokes, and has a huge cock
>>1282151>>1282158>“Oh!” He playfully almost flips your board. “There’s a girl on Huka. She’s pretty famous. She lives at the gym.”
Eh. I want to see what happens if he describes a petite blonde girl with a great fashion sense and spiky hair.
>>1282179I forgot. In that case, I'll change to the marmite one, I guess.
Alright, I think I need to tap out at that point. I've been up way too long.Keep the party going, anons, and thanks for running, Gobble. Tonight's thread was the best I can remember.
I think marmite's winning, but if not I'll switch mine to is also.
>>1282195goodnight archivebro
>>1282195[Thanks! Good night!]
>>1282195I just woke up and will take it from here bro.Closet scene will be an amazing bin.
Hana is too lewd. Laki is a lewd enabler. Remove lewd girls!
>>1282272"no"
>>1282272
>>1282272yes, we should go with the least lewd chickwelcome to the Keira Kanoe anon
Polu likes a challenge, right? “Have you ever had marmite before?”“What’s that?”Oh, now you feel guilty. But he said to bring it on. And besides, you’ve just learned that sometimes people pushing you can be fun. You dig through your stuff and fetch the jar. “I’m warning you, you might want to switch to truth only.”He poses and scoffs at the idea. “I’m a bandanna wearer, bro. Ain’t no backing down. And it’s food, right? If it’s meant to be eaten, I’ll eat it.”You give him a spoon and the jar. “Okay.”He takes the whole thing in one big bite with a confident smile.Then his smile fades. He chokes, and looks like he wants to barf. But he holds it in, breathes, and swallows. Then swallows what’s left and grabs the soda.“Wow”’ He wheezes. “That’s intense.”Jane picks up the jar, then sniffs it. “It can’t be that bad.”She is immediately dared to eat two spoonfuls for that comment. And to her credit, she doesn’t gag or even make a face until the second one. She does go heavy on the soda, though.Laki is dared to crush a watermelon between her thighs by Jane. For just tonight, they actually seem to be getting along, in a strange, mexican standoff sort of way. You wonder if that will last.“Stop it!” She laughs as Gobble licks between her thighs to get the watermelon juice. She has to push out of the sundress as she giggles.Valerie is dared to model her sexiest underwear by Laki. She’s surprisingly okay with it. She has these white panties with a garter belt, and lacy pushup bra. You’re not usually a fan of garter belts, but it suits her. She has the body for it. You're sure you'd see this as a bigger deal if what happened in the closet didn't happen, but you're still feeling all funny and happy inside from that.Despite her dare only being to model it like a runway model, she stays in her underwear after and acts like it’s no big deal. Tonight is really getting out of hand.On Hana’s turn, she dares Laki to have seven minutes in heaven with Valerie.“For real?” Laki lights up. “You’re pretty alright, Robocop.”Hana has that glazed over look in her eyes again. She tells Valerie to have fun.“Hana!” Valerie says before being dragged off. “What’s gotten into you?”Hana smiles and waves with her index finger. Hey, that’s the same finger you- Oh my.Jane mumbles something to herself, but has the decency to pretend it was nothing and act a little ashamed when Keira asks her to repeat herself.“Wait.” Keira says, counting on her fingers. “I think Herb is behind.”Oh shoot.“That’s right.” Jane says, giving you that scary look. “Truth or dare?”>Truth>Dare
>>1282298>>Daregood job Herb
>>1282298Either
>>1282298>DareI'm more interested in what Keira wants Herb to do than what she wants to know about him.
>>1282298>>TruthLets atleast do ONE truth
>>1282298>>Truthwe should do it at least once
>>1282298>TruthWe got our kicks. Or at least, I did.
>>1282298>TruthA truth from Jane intrigues me. Let's try that.
>>1282298>>Truth
>>1282298>Truth
>>1282298Dare
>>1282298>DareWhat can Keira make us do, really?
>>1282298>Give a thumbs up to Laki and Valerie and a wink>Smile to Jane, Dare
>>1282305>>1282314>Jane says, giving you that scary lookRead closer
>>1282314Jane's the one daring usKeira already got us to do the hula dance
>>1282298>TruthCome on, characterdevelopment!
>>1282318>>1282319well then even more interesting
[That's it for me tonight. I'm going to try to get that lewdbin done ASAP. In the queue after is the girl talk and rule 63. Thanks for coming everyone. I'm expecting to run once or twice during the week. For sure on Thursday.]
>>1282318Oh. Derp.Changing to Truth. I'm more interested in what Jane wants to know than what she wants herb to do.
>>1282324Thanks for running, Gobble!
>>1282298>DareYou can't handle the truth!
>>1282324are you running tomorrow?
>>1282324night gobbleI want Jane to try and upstage Hana now
>>1282324Goodnight Gobble!
>>1282324Thanks a ton for tonight, Gobble!Good luck on your test
>>1282324Thanks for running GobbleFantastic thread. Love that you added Valerie's modeling (garter belts are awesome btw) Kinda bummed that Herb didnt get to be the one that returned the favor for Laki Could've lead to a sweet threesome
>>1282298>TruthSo...Are we getting a bin of that, or is that going to roll into the Herb\Hana one?
>>1282324Thanks for running, Gobble. You are amazing and tonight is another great run! Looking forward to the bins!
>>1282332[No. Sorry. I have a major test on Monday.]
>>1282324Sleep well, thanks for running!
>>1282341Ahhhh shit. I'm sending you more energy.
>>1282341Get lots of rest, then. Good luck on your test.We're all rooting for you.I'll miss you the most!
>>1282341Good luck and thanks for running gobble.
>>1282324aww. Well at least I got one vote in.
>>1282341Thanks for running and good night.
>>1282341Study well
I can only dream that by the end of the night Laki tries taking Herb with her to bed.Thanks for running Gobble!
>>1282324Thanks for running, Gobble. As a Hana and Valerie lover, this thread was especially great for me.Maybe Valerie could even get a bin to herself where she pushes her own boundaries and tries to figure out how far she's willing to go with her exhibitionism. I would really love to have a peek inside her head during something like that.
>>1282298>>TruthIt'd be nice to have one.
So is Laki not interested in Herb then? Like you don't push your crush into a closet with someone else.
>>1282366That would be a great way to finish off the night.watch other girls get the same idea.
>>1282341I would like to add a Laki and Valerie in the closet to the bin list.
>>1282374She seems much more interested in Valerie, at least for the time being; which is surprising, but that seems to be the situation.
>>1282378Second
>>1282374>interestedMaybe, she likes blonds/blondes, and enjoies teasing him, but isn't that it?The sister line did perturb her, but is that due to friendzone or because she was being relied on an looked up to again, like when she went to games?Is she scared she'll fail Herb like she failed her region, but is she worried about a failed romance or a failed friendship?
>>1282382Well it's nice gobble eliminated her from the herb bowl.
>>1282374she's said that she wants to fuck Val and doesn't care about that love shit. She likely doesn't care if the other girls make advances, so long as she thinks that she'd be able to get that barbarian dick when she wants
>>1282391Dosent matter now desu.
>>1282391the sister thing didn't win though, I don't think herb ever said itIt was mostly people complaining that other people voted for it
>>1282393Rude, and Laki obviously has a crush on Herb, she just thinks he's too good for her. She wants him to find someone "nice and pleasant" and she doesn't see herself as that. Valerie is someone she just wants to have fun with.
>>1282395Eh I just thought it was at odds with the wanting to be cuye stuff.>>1282400Gobble put it in anyway.
>>1282398Now, now boy, have stiff-upper lip, don't give up so easily!>>1282400He most certainly said it, its what led to the impromptu training and boob punch, remember?
>>1282374She's insisted several times that we find a nice girl to get with. Laki doesn't think of herself as worthy or nice, at least to an extent.She's also really thirsty for Val.
>>1282382Valerie's obviously into her. Laki's probably boosting her self confidence by using Valerie.
>>1282401I'd say her interest in both Herb and Valerie is about equal but for Valerie it is leaning slightly more towards lust.>>1282391I'm having trouble remembering, what sister are you talking about?
>>1282407That Mr.Mime has an extremely punchable face. If this is what Herb sees I can understand why he's scared of them, it's unsettling.
>>1282407Give up?
>>1282406>>1282407my mistake, take a butt
>>1282417Herb said Laki was like a big sister to him, after saving his wallet from a Filthy Take Hoodlum
>>1282414That's what I'm worried about, yeah. Valerie is a sweet girl who clearly has some preconceived notions of romance, and seems to just be figuring out her own sexuality, in that the impression I've gotten is that she's sort of just now admitting to herself that she likes girls too. Laki using her could turn out to hurt their friendship a lot, assuming Valerie really is just a conquest to her. Then again, Laki is also sweeter than she seems, so maybe it'll turn out okay.
>>1282421>that pictureLawdy
Almost all the girls are great, and I don't often go for those routes but goddamn I want to see how the poly route would go with almost everyone here.(except Jane, she crazy. Don't stick the dick in crazy.)
>>1282464you can stick your dick in crazy, you just have to remember to pull out
>>1282468>not wanting to fulfill Jane's dream of having five cute kids with Herbyou disgust me
>>1282497If she'd simmer down, then I'm all for it. Im all for Herb going further with Jane. But if she's gonna keep sitting there trying to figure out Herbs "nefarious master plan" then that's not a gal I want looking over Herbs kids. Of course if the lewd bin was any indication, a taste of Herb's Barbarism may be the remedy she needs.
>>1282522I want Herb to friend Jane, hard.
so hopes for the closetbin anyone?I kinda want some heavy making out and climaxes from both parties
>>1282530Yeah, I'd like to see herb like super self conscious as he's getting Hana off, like if he's doing the right stuff to make her feel good, and Hana is completely into it and she cums hard. When she finishes her climax he just drops to her knees and take Herb's Pride into her mouth and milk's him for all he's worth.
>>1282533Yesss, perfect
>>1282530Honestly, I care far more about how this affects their self images and their relationship than the actual sexiness.That said, I have a bit of an oral fixation and if she smooches on the underside of his Resuort Ekans that'd be just peachy. But mostly I like sex scenes because it tends to put the characters in a more emotionally honest and vulnerable mood.
>>1282533>>1282559>>1282586you guys are alright. now I'm wondering what Hana would think of the taste of herb's special sauce. Guess we'll have to wait for gobble to confirm it
>>1282596>Part of you keeps worrying about Hana, but every time you sneak a glance at her, she just still has that smile. She guzzles a lot of water after a minute>Hana, she just still has that smile. after a minute>after a minuteWe can only speculate
>>1282613...by the gods, you're right.How can one person be so lewd?
So most of the mons are just hanging around right?Did Bella understand what was happening when Herb an Hana went into the closet?
>>1282746Oh crap. If so she's going to be livid.
>dareI feel that jane will do an extreme dare or a really interesting truth that she'll use against us in the future I want sexual tension with jane and to lewd kiera and to open the closet to see val and laki and to fist bump polu Also great thread gobble, was really looking forward to this all week and it didn't disapoint
>>1282746She'll take her anger out on mace then on gobble when he tries to calm her down. Dice (head still on the ground) will tell her to bite hanas metal leg Also, a good dare from jane is for herb to beat her at a drinking game, it'll be a competition she can win and make herb more carelessly open ( she'll just casually ask him a bunch of truths while he's trying to focus the 3 of her he's seeing). Plus we can finally see dark herb
>>1282797The world is not ready for such evil.
>people thinking this is a route lock
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-mizulillie-resort-doujinshi-r20996/http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-mizulillie-refresh-doujinshi-r20997/http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-a-missed-chance-and-malasada-doujinshi-r20998/http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-pok%C3%A9-yuri-doujinshi-r20999/So someone spent their weekend translating pokeyuri, figured it be relevant to peoples interest
>>1282406>>1282407I remember the sister thing getting some complaints since only 2 people voted for it, but it was said.
Is the first bin in the Twitter?
>>1281981>>1282124
>>1283137On the bright side, Hana's fake complain can move from Robin 2.0 to Sex Robot
>>1283137Laki is good but Hana is better, sorry Bella
>>1283147I will say that unless the other girls also get their own chance at Herb this has become a 2 waifu race.
>>1283153So Hana wins then? Cuz Laki is just gonna choke again anyway
>>1283156She can try But it will cost her an arm and a leg. You are a bad person for making me say that.
>>1283159I'm still not as bad as Keira
>>1283165I mean at this point Val is the only girl that didn't force herself on Herb.
>>1283169Herb ruined her dress and messed up her contest though.That settles it, ValXPolu OTP
>>1283174The only way to win the waifu war is to not play at all. Herb goes celibate as to not hurt anyone's feelings.
>>1283178Then he only hurts everyone's feelings.This is harder than chess against yourself, man.
>>1283189pfft chess against yourself is easy. I 4 move checkmate myself everytime
>>1283189Oh the pain of your top two waifus being the ones that stand any chance. Even though Hana dropped a fair amount for me this thread.
>>1283194How do you keep losing to the Fool's Mate? Haven't you learned anything in your matches?
>>1283147she's more machine than woman! look at her!
>>1283245Hers is the drill that will pierce the heavens?Alternately, she could introduce Herb to a wonderful new world of fetishes with an arm like that.I wonder if she could put on other modifications...
>>1283273I mean it is Robin tech. There are probably a whole set of accessories she could get for it for sexy time.
>>1283277This reminds me - I'm pretty sure Hana mentioned she couldn't have kids because of the surgeries they had to do to save her. That means that if she and Herb want to have a kid, they'll need to adopt.In an epilogue piece, I'd love it if they ended up adopting Kat. Not only because she deserves a happier childhood than what she got, but because it would completely fuck up the timeline everyone has been working with. Alternate worlds, ho!
>>1283288Well you just said why it couldn't happen. This game takes a good few years after the first quest. And that is implying Herb won't get with another girl, though honestly I could see Val being a surrogate mother if her and Hana keep their friendship building up.
>>1283292That would be really nice. Really, I'd love to see those three keep getting time together, because they have a good dynamic.Although Herb has a god dynamic with everyone so far, in fairness. This has been a great truth or dare. It's made me like everyone even more.
>>1283322Hana grabbing the dick with her vibrating hand rubbed me the wrong way for some reason Overall its been pretty good for development, and we are only halfway done or so. I do hope the other girls get their moment with Herb even if it is unrealistic, fair is fair if Laki and Hana got their lewd.
>>1283326I don't think it rubbed Herb wrong
>>1283345Honestly I think once things calm down it will be a pretty big thought. Since I think this would have been his first canon time doing something like that. Laki teases about it all the time, but if I recall she didn't ever give Herb something like that. But without the lewdbin we don't know exact details.
>>1283345*it didn't
>>1283350I mean, we know a bit. Herb fingered her, and Hana blew him. I want to see the emotional parts though
>>1283356I honestly feel like that was maybe a little far and does get kinda close to a lock route given how emotional growth and all that goes. But oh well.
>>1283358hey as they said "What happens in heaven stays in heaven"That said I would be fine with a Hana lock; she's a cute.
>>1283368I wouldn't be fine with it because there wasn't a warning. And we know this is gonna have effects outside of the closet.
>>1283358on one hand, Hana isn't my number one choice of waifu so I'm hoping that we go for someone else.Hana's still a good waifu though, she's grown on me a lot since the start of the quest. If we routelock with her, I won't be salty.though I kinda want to go with the harem route to get best girls
>>1283374Oh I won't be salty down the line when we finally make the stupid souffle. I just feel like this is a soft lock if it is something sexual that goes all the way which it is heavily hinted to.
Well I hope we get some more interactions with Jane, I'll keep fighting to waifu her as long as I can. This truth and dare with everyone has been pretty fun I've really enjoyed it, I laughed pretty hard at the whoopee cushion and at Jane and Polu eating that marmite. Laki and Hana are acceptable waifus too.
>>1283384I truly hate the souffle thing, its really stupidBut i guess its in-character so i can't complain too much
>>1283408Waifu > Pokefriends, the salt that never ends.
>>1283408Me too I really wanted those pokemon treats
>>1283412No, i'm referring to the fact that it's something, unless we describe it before hand, the person that eats will just be "Oh thanks Herb"It's so in-character that the other characters won't even notice it as a Route-Locking Grand Gesture, just Herb doing what he always does
>>1283371I mean, it was pretty clear it was going in this direction, and we had to give like four affirmatives to get there. I think we had plenty of warning.Besides, this is hardly a route lock. Yeah, there's more between Herb and Hana now, but that isn't a guarantee that we'll end up with her or even start officially dating, even if I would like for both of those to happen.This is the sort of thing teenagers do at parties like these. Party games between teenagers tend to fall into the categories of either "embarrass each other" or "toe the line as close to sex as possible". Honestly, one of the things that makes me like Hana the most is that out of all the girls, she's by far the most realistic in how she acts and speaks. She's endearing in how easily I can imagine an actual girl doing the things she does, and more than anything, she makes sense. That's why she and Valerie are my two favorites. They feel the most real to me. Also, you know, the thing where they both hit a lot of my buttons as far as kinks go.
>>1283418Well I think Herb would make it and do other super romantic stuff. Like give it to them and ask them to be our lovey dovey nickname or what have you. Still worse than Poketreats.>>1283427I guess I didn't go to enough parties. I just feel like Herb is the kind of guy that after something like that he won't just move on though.
>>1283432I don't think he'd just move on, either; most boys wouldn't, especially if it's from a girl they already liked. I'm just saying that her giving him a handy in the closet isn't exactly unusual in terms of unsupervised teenage behavior.
>>1283437Herb is too damn nice and pure for all these sexual predators. So I wonder who will get the next big emotional moment with Herb. We had Keira in the shed, Laki with having her be our guide, now Hana in the closet. Might be forgetting some.
>>1283437What I foresee happening is that they have a discussion about how Herb is confused and unsure of what he wants and needs some time to think about it, possibly creating some space.
>>1283432I think Herb is still largely a "go-with-the-flow" guy, so it's less about trying to justify him moving on from his encounter with Hana and instead giving another girl the opportunity to do things with him.I think it's why Laki has the aura of inevitableness for me. She's aggressive enough that it seems if anons don't actively push for other people then we'd end up on her route by default.I suppose if it may burn me out on other girls eventually as well, but I haven't hit that point with them yet. Who knows, maybe I'll be a Janefag by the end of the quest.>>1283448We did dress Val down on what we honestly thought of her. That seemed to blow her back, though it was one-sided.
>>1283454>That seemed to blow her back,She seemed to appreciate it, at least that's what I got from it.
>>1283454That is a good point about going with the flow. Herb isn't that assertive, so we are basically signing up to get whatever waifu Gobble wants us to have until we can reach a majority. Which means we basically get whatever girl Gobble wants us to choose. It will be interesting if we traveled with just Hana and Laki though and I kinda want to try that.
>>1283462Yeah. I meant it in a good way, but I wasn't qilling to put more thought into how to word it better.It definitely moved us up on her respect meter, and it's probably part of why she's done the dare with us and is winggirling Hana to snatch us up.
>>1283454If this were a VN, Laki really is the no-effort default route, huh?
>>1283467Val seeking out Herb to sleep with is also a pretty good indicator that she trusts him a lot.
>>1283467>willing>pact, not dareGod I'm scattered today.>>1283468Assuming you don't fuck it up and get the bad-end solo route.>>1283470I honestly forgot about that. And it was really cute, too!
>>1283468I'd say Hana is the no effort route more so given that she described us as her dream boyfriend and Val is pushing us together. Laki has some really deep emotional issues along with Val to take as her own. That being said being the default route isn't a bad thing. Also I'm sure any waifu we take will have many emotion resolving stuff.
>>1283468Pulo is the secret wifau
>>1283453Hmm, maybe. The impression I got out of it is that he was quite happy that it was Hana he was with in there; not that he'd have been unhappy with the others, but he's definitely shown interest in Hana in the past, and again once they were both in there. Remember, the only reason he appeared initially reluctant was because he was embarrassed about the prospect of everyone seeing that he had a boner.Like I said before, though, this is hardly a route lock, which I'm happy with. Hana might be the one I'm most fond of, but I want to drag this out for a good long while before we settle on someone.
>>1283477I think a mix of what you and him said is right. Herb was for sure happy about it and still will be, but that was his first time with someone to climax and that is gonna be pretty confusing for a guy raised like him. I don't think asking for space is the right thing, but we for sure have something to meditate on when we focus on our Aura training later.
>>1283474I think we had to invest more effort into Hana early on to reach this point with her. And Val, really, since she didn't really know what to think of us for a while and may not hav backed Hana all that hard.Though to be fair, we latched onto Laki at the very beginning with how things worked out. Maybe if we'd gone with Polu or Keira alone back then, we'd be having an entirely different conversation on who was inevitable.
>>1283479That's a good point, yeah. Maybe we could even talk to someone who's good st reading auras to see if they can help un-muddy the waters. Keira would be an interesting choice for that.
>>1283482That is true, I forgot just how much we've worked with Hana to get through to her. Hopefully we can help Laki more since as much as we have talked to her, I feel like we have helped her the least of everyone.
>>1283477I agree. I'm sailing on the same ship as you, but its too early to be absolute yet. Nothing like waking up the next morning thinking "Is this what I really want?" Not to mention the possible ship ghost shenanigans which can lead to alot of "did she really mean it?" questions.
What if ship ghost made Hana do it?
>>1283492>>1283497Wasn't the ghost out at sea? Also I'm sure Keira would have dealt with it by now if it was still around.
>>1283490I know we've sorta helped, but I think we'd need to be more forceful about helping Laki confront her issues and that hasn't been our style thus far.We'd get a watershed moment eventually, though. Things like the talk with Keira on what she did in the shed, Hana opening up about why she's doing everything she can to be outgoing etc. really provide moments where we can help bring people closer together, and Laki is due for some eventually.>>1283497Hana always wanted to do it. Better question would be if ship ghost pushed Hana to go through with it.
>>1283501I recall it wanted to stick around and be spooky, and Val had a great reaction to her probably so there's a high chance she stuck around.
how would Herb even make it clear to Laki that he is interested in her? He would have to be forceful and tell her to her face which is something that Herb isn't about, he's shy and submissive, something Laki adores!
>Laki starts using Herb as a seat again for the movie after her Seven minutes of Heaven.>This just leads right back to Herb being super embarrassed, especially when she keeps moving around on his lap.
>>1283505Oh right, well I doubt it is doing anything right now.>>1283507He would spaghetti all over her about how he likes her and bake the stupid souffle and go on about how special it is.>>1283510>She claims it is so his legs can work out
>>1283515Nah, no claims. She's too drunk now, she just straight up whispers to him if this is what he really wants and starts grinding after his mumbled response. The drunken state will have set her inhibitions free!
>>1283510>Herb reaches around and tries to keep her from moving.>gives her the most comfortable hug he's ever given someone.>Thissunndresswontstayonmybody.webm
>>1283536Does Herb practice comfy magic? I wouldn't be surprised.
>>1283542That gives me nightmares of a fight later on. Bella's poison moves are weakened somehow. her v a Comfey. Both just keep using draining moves and it takes a whole thread for one side to finally crit.
>>1283497Spoiler: the ship ghost is a Rotom named Hitachi.
>>1283542we should get la petite mort for Hana thenand explore any cave we find on the beaches, never know what strange things might be sleeping in them
>>1283542>>1283595please do not bring eldritch horrors into the pokemon quest. No matter how cute.
>>1283604Polu already has a Spiritomb, eldritch horrors have been a pokemon quest staple.besides, it's the only way to learn the secret to innate comfy magic
>>1283610please do not bring eldritch horrors that cannot be put into pokeballs into the pokemon quest. No matter how cute.
>>1283604I'm more worried about another waifu forming out of an eldritch horror than I am about the potential damage it could do to our plane of existence.
>>1283617Anyone entering the waifu race this late doesn't stand a chance.
>>1283604Good lord so much fluff
>>1283616it'll be fine anon>>1283619hey, r63 Herb clone would win instantly if she was introduced soon
>>1283619We aren't even halfway through. This is when the bonus romance character whose route is meant for a second run can enter the field.
>>1283621>>1283623I Said. No. Matter. How. Cute.It is still an old one not your waifu
>>1283623That isn't even a different character, doesn't count.>>1283626Not a chance Fuck you Persona 4 and hiding Naoto till the end.
>>1283628Old ones need love too. Just look at Mace! He's an old one in training.He'll be the greatest eldritch abomination ever, and he'll be cute as fuck when he finally hits that stage.>>1283631Agreed.
>>1283510I hope so. I wonder how bella is going to take this.Although she's young. Maybe she doesn't think two girls can do anything alone together.
>>1283637>hitting new stageBoy you best not be referring to some of that evolution malarky.
>>1283646So maybe I just want a family of world-ending deity pokemon and there are some unavoidable steps that need to be taken. It'd all work out in the end.
>absolutely no chance of Herb getting angry with Laki's lack of confidence in herself as an athlete, woman and potential girlfriend, overpowering her and confessing to her in the process
>>1283093Anyone?
>>1283664all of gobble's bins are herehttp://pastebin.com/u/Gobblepokemon
>>1283418You might be forgetting that the souffle is not just a gesture. From Herb's grandpa:>His face turns dire. “I mean it. It does things to women. She’d always insist on it on our anniversary. In fact, that’s how we conceived your...nevermind” He gives a hearty but naughty chuckle. You wonder what that’s about.
>>1283658I feel like Herb is building up the confidence to that point, just give it a while dude.
>>1283658I'd like to Anon I really would.
>>1283709So it's made with an aphrodisiac or something?
>>1283658The Keira, Laki, Jane, or even Val trains may pick up steam before then, so yeah, maybe.Waifu wars are bloody things. Rarely are they so evenly matched, either, with many soldiers holding loyalty to multiple houses in the conflict.
>>1283667Thanks, and damn the previous Pokemon quest looked"busy"
I can't believe John what-are-we-going-to-do-on-the-bed" Herb scored before Laki.
>>1283709more reason it sucks
>>1283855this one is most likely headed in the same direction, the problem hampering it is that the people want canon and Herb is not locked in with any romantic interest so far, also that Herb as a character is all pure and innocent and nice. These things seriously limit the lewd.Once one or more romantic connections happen the lewd will turned up to 11 would be my guess. I'm looking forward to it.
>>1283917he got stuck in a closet with Hana, the girl is a deviant; if he didn't score she would be a disgrace to her kind.
>>1283855Just wait until Hana brings Val in to share, or Laki dominates both Val and us, or Keira wants to join in with us and whoever since she wants to broaden her horizons etc. It'll happen eventually.
>>1283937>>1283952Good damn people I can only get so hyped, I kinda fucked up and imagined one more lewdbin than there really was
>>1283955Don't worry I'll make it worse.Hana and Herb will have a good thing going on, where she's finally had enough time with Herb that she's been comfortable sharing some of her fantasies with him. He's been a little hesitant, though, since what she's into is far, far beyond anything he's ever considered.So she vents to Val about it, and asks for advice on how to get Herb to be more daring. That said, Val seems a little curious about things herself, and given her relative inexperience and interest she'd likely be getting a little into the discussions with Hana. I'm sure Hana would notice, and seeing as how they're such good friends and Hana owes her just so much it would only take a loose comment on how Val wished she could do half as much as Hana did with Herb for her to get an invitation for a threesome with the two lovebirds.Hana would love it, I'm sure. She gets to play the sub, making two of the people she's closest to in the world happy with herself and each other, and get some not-inconsiderable enjoyment along the way. And Herb couldn't put up much resistance, since Val is a friend of his and he's terrible at saying no to something one of his friends really needs from him.
>>1283990This quest has changed me, I used to be a good, law abiding citizen, now I'm rooting for a fictional character to have a threesome
>>1284019I mean, that's not illegal.Okay, I think I've narrowed down my possible waifus down to Hana, Laki, and Keira. Val is our true rival, Polu's got romantic goals that don't involve us, and Jane's... not good for us right now.What do you guys think Jane will ask us? I'm hoping it's where the name "Herb" comes from.
>>1284046I've got no clue. Herb is a likely question though. Also that is pretty good taste in waifus.
>>1284046wasn't it just something our sister/grandpa called us that stuck?
>>1284019Val would probabl put up some resistence, since she'd know that Hana's self-esteem issues run deep and she might think that Hana is offering it out of a misplaced sense of what a friend is supposed to be, but Hana would put her foot down hard on that line of thought.Hana would slide up behind Val, coo sweet nothings in her ear. Tell her that she's pretty, that she'll make sure she'll enjoy it since she has intimate knowledge of how to pleasure a girl. Hana's been pleasing herself for a long time, after all, and she could punctuate everything she just told Val with a little "show-and-tell".And she would tell her about everything that Herb has done to her, all the feelings that he's aroused in her that she was never able to give herself with all the tools she's had at her disposal. What's a little sharing between friends, right? That's not so bad when you word it like that, is it?Turns out I was Hana all along, hiding my power level like that.
>>1284068Well now we can't waifu Hana if she is a r63 hornbeam clone.
>>1284058I don't think there was ever any confirmation. I was hoping it was like the name he took when he became a man in his grandfather's culture or something.I really want to know more about Herb's cultural background.
>>1284094She's just a sexual deviant, anon. Got to imagine having sex with a girl and having a threesome are on the list somewhere.She's had plenty of time to think on sex while trapped in the hospital, after all.
>>1284109Now I'm sad again, poor Robocop
>>1284109No, see, since you are hornbeam, and you just admitted you are Hana, by the transitive property Hana is Hornbeam.You're Hornbeam, Hana's Hornbeam, are there any other Hornbeams I should know about?
>>1284145... what would happen if I said I was also Gobble?
>>1284145>Hana Hornbeam>Her father died in a car crash. That's what they told her.Kat's more of a train wreck but sure that works.
>>1284019this is 4chan, no matter what board you're from eventually you will fall to depravity; it's just a matter of time.
>>1284153Gobble wouldn't vote in their own quest. And Gobble would try to eat the keys.
>>1284145>HornbeamThat's some dude from the last quest right? I heard that one was kinda... fanfic-y.So what was his deal? Could he clone himself? Was he a ninja? Was he a demigod with mind control powers? Why is everyone Hornbeam? What is this meme?
>>1284153I wouldn't believe that without the tripcode. I might believe you were just about any regular anon, namefag, or character though.
>threesomesHERB IS NOT MEANT TO BE SHAREDHE IS MEANT FOR GIVING AND RECEIVING SWEET, LOVEY, DOVEY LOVE TO HIS WIFE (singular)
>>1284170Evil scientist who slaved a couple of hundred psychic mons to control the world.
>>1284170>I heard that one was kinda... fanfic-y.noI liked the previous quest better then the current one to be honest but this one is still gaining traction; too early to make a fair judgement.
>>1284170Last quest wasn't fanficy at all. Would recommend reading Gobble's post.
>>1284168Gobble got caught voting in their own quest once.
>>1284185I think I remember that, when was that again?
>>1284189I don't remember. It was early in the first quest though.
>>1284168What about Gobble Hornbeam? Would they try to sway votes in their own quest?>>1284174Fair 'nuff. I guess I could be Jane, with all the plans I work out in advance. Or I could be Polu, working for a secretive island cabal that will eventually require the sacrifice of a pure soul and his lover to enslave the great pokemon god of the sky.
>>1284185>>1284189I don't remember that at all
>>1284195You could be any one of us at any given time.
>>1284196I could be remembering for another quest I liked, but it is possible.>>1284202But if we are all Hornbeam, who isn't?
>>1284205Nah it happened.
>>1284202And anyone could be me. Are we all secretly Hornbeam?
>>1284205>>1284213I'm so confused.
>>1284228ITS A CONSPIRACY
>>1284235N H KNAUGHTYHERBKULT
>>1284235*Stare*
You all need to calm yourselves! This behavior is ludicrous, do not spout theories like a loon!
>>1284271Since when do mimes talk?WHO ARE YOU REALLY? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
>>1284271OUT CLOWN! YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE! NONE OF THE WAIFU BRIGADES WILL SUPPORT YOUR EVIL!
We're lost without Gobble, we're all literally spy posting
>>1284271HORNBEAM TRANSFERED HIS CONCIOUSNESS INTO MR. SCWHIBBLESQUICK, SOMEONE CATCH HIM AND THROW THE BALL IN THE OCEAN
>>1284285>Allowing that ball to float free
>>1284279>WaifuKeep your human females, i'm into more refined beauty
>>1284289This one is good. Only the mime has such shit taste.
>>1284289>Scwibbles keeps a furby as.. an intimate assistantIf you see one on the ship gents don't touch it. You know where it's been.
>>1284288weight it down, hopefully it will get trapped in the ocean floor.even if he escapes, he'll drown trying to swim upWe'll finally be safe
>>1284302Right up until it gets eaten by Kyogre
>>1284302No, the mime is safe. THE ONE WE MUST WATCH IS THE ONE CLOSEST TOO US.
>>1284308then we just have to hope that a legendary is stronger than a Mr.Mime
>>1284311A Mr. Mime that is also inexplicably Professor Hornbeam.I'm not sure when the train left the rails exactly, only that it is currently airborne and shows no signs of acknowledging gravity anytime soon.
>>1284324What if the test is a psych test. Are we all just a collective dreamscape made by Gobble?
>>1284329If we were, then that would mean that I am indeed Gobble. And since it was already conclusively proven that I am also Hornbeam, it stands to reason that Hornbeam was behind everything all along.
>>1284329I prefer the explanation that we're all dead people shoved into an eldritch artifact that has taken control of Herb's bodyThe reason we have to use 4chan is because we'd overload his brain if we had complete access to it
>>1284339We're actually the shattered remnants of Hornbeam's mind, broken sometime during the final events of last quest.Much of the epilogue and what occurs now are some of many worlds his minds finds its way in, exploring the realm of potential. Kat still visits him every once in a while, stopping by the psychiatric facility he's been imprisoned in for the last 8 years. Robin makes the trip as well, but only on the anniversary of their final battle.
I can't possibly be the only one rooting for Laki to eventually take the lead on both Herb and Hana right? Imagine the competitive and dominant Laki with the two super subs to mold in her hands however she wishes, but then somewhere along the lines the two "conspire" and leave her at the very edge. Working together to bring her to ecstasy and exhaustion. Then Herb can make everyone a nice night time meal to recover.
>>1284362eh, not my cup of tea. The whole Dom/sub thing doesn't really do it for me.
>>1284362I would love Laki to dom herb.But.. exhausting Hana?She is a machine. She feels no pain. She never tires. She will break you.
>>1284362Something like that would be nice.
>>1284396No no no, not exhausting Hana, exhausting Laki.
>>1284392I like relationships being even as well. But do you honestly see Herb being the one to lead in bed? Though it'd also be nice if they just spooned as well, bet Hana wouldn't mind being the little spoon to Laki and Laki being the "little" spoon to Herb. Or just sleeping all over each other.
>>1284417from a purely anecdotal position, I don't think anyone needs to be the leader in bed. You just react to what your partner is doing and things will turn out pretty good
>>1284457Some people just like to be followers or leaders, some want equality.
Who would you guys be fine with winning the Herb Bowl? Everyone has their #1 pick, but who would you currently be fine with? I'm currently fighting between Hana and Keira being my main choices, but I feel like more time with Valerie would put me in her corner as well.Could make a strawpoll or something, but it wouldn't be right unless the thread was more active, so everyone could get their vote in.
>>1284481I'm fine with any of the main 4 girls winning. In order it would be Laki, Hana, Val, Keira.
>>1284481Literally anyone would be okay except Jane or Polu, but they're not even interested, so whatever.Tier1: KeiraTier2: Hana/LakiTier3: ValTiers 1 and 2 are pretty dynamic though.
>>1284481Laki/Jane.
>>1284481KeiraHana/ValLakiJane
>>1284481Honestly, for as much shit is give Lakifags, she's a perfectly fine contender, her and Hana are the only real contenders with decent chemistry on their sideJane is still too guardedI can't remember if Keira confessed or implied what she did, but once she resolves that, she could be in the runningVal we don't know much aboutAnd Polu is a dude Not that i mind
>>1284481I'm hoping Hana or Keira, with Jane as the third choice.Jane's extremely broken, fixing her would be fun and romancing her would be cute.Keira has the allure of being the most alien to Herb, which would make romancing her full of mistakes and misunderstandings. Plus, bodypaint is hot af. Getting her to show us her face without paint would lead to a lot of good characterization.Hana was actually my least likely choice at the beginning, but she's grown a lot as a character. I want to see how she'll end up, if we don't waifu her, I want her to play a major role in a story arc
>>1284520Just pointing out Laki is pretty broken also if you just like Jane because damaged goods. Hell, Hana is damaged goods on the physical and mental side.
>>1284518Keira confessed a while ago, it's why we hugged her and was distant for a while
>>1284481 Laki Val/Jane Hana This all pretty close mind, bar the first spot. I dunno, Hana has been rubbing me the wrong way for a while, I guess I just don't find her that interesting.
>>1284524Laki's a different type of damaged goods. I don't see her as a good waifu, but want to help her.She's a type of damaged that can't be fixed by Herb's barbarian dick and creampies
>>1284481Honestly, Laki and Jane are probably the best sort of fit for Herb's more calming presence, and matronly instincts. Val and Hana have spent large portions of their lives being coddled or sheltered, not that they aren't aware of that fact and John is nothing if not supporting but he's very likely to be too helpful as we've seen before. On the other (robot) hand Hana seducing Herb could skyrocket her confidence and we could see a slow shifting in her personality. I love Hana, but we also did the shy robot waifu with serious self esteem issues already. I'm glad she got hers at least. Kiera, is very sweet but I don't think John and her have a whole lot of chemistry. Most of their interactions are built upon the ogling of each other's cultures. It works in the short term but really while Kiera would seem flighty she has proven her ability to ground herself and be a serious voice of reason when necessary. Honestly the more I type the more I realize Kiera and Herb are the same character with tweaked backgrounds. I cast my vote in on Laki now, I need to see how Jane develops more as time goes on.
>>1284540Nor can Jane or Hana. so I fail to see how that's relevant, and she's just as much waifu material as the others, even if she thinks she's not good enough to be anyone's waifu.
>>1284540Laki is a wonderful waifu who has self worth issues! Hana has self worth issues as well. Hers are more wrapped up in physical appearanceJane.. thinks everyone is out to get her. Keira is ignorant of... reality and it seems like Island culture wants her to stay that way.Valerie... is a nice girl who's done horrible rich girl things. >>1284547I'm with ya. I still think Jane is kind of a horrible bitch. but she's the only other girl like for herb.
>>1284547This sums up my feelings pretty well.
>>1284552Only other girl I like for herb*
>>1284552Jane's problems can be fixed by Herb marrying her and having a bunch of kids, her lewdbin's ending about how she didn't remember what her end goal of seducing Herb was. I don't think the island culture wants to keep Keira ignorant of reality. No one has tried to stop her from traveling with us, and she wants to be treated like anyone else. What makes you see the island culture as trying to limit her interaction with the outside world?
>>1284591That is pretty close to mindbreak there with Jane. So I would actually call that a bad end.
>>1284481Jane is my number 1 pick and I'd be fine with Laki or Hana.
>>1284591How ignorant she is off the bat and how she's regularly got to remind everyone that it's okay if people talk to her. Touching is still a no go. That sort of thing.
>>1284618I think that is mostly temple training limiting world view, nothing malicious, just the teachers and masters being a bit out of touch with their own surroundings and prioritizing different things ie; tradition. Remember that it was one of the Ghost Leaders that told Kiera she should get out and observe the world as it is.
>>1283156I just caught up but I'm super happy that Hana popularity is rising, I'm an unrepentant Hanafag and I thought she was already kind of out of the race.
>>1284667I don't if it it's rising necessarily. As someone who voted to let her kiss herb it was more that I didn't want to shatter her confidence. I don't actually want her as a waifu.I also find it odd that Laki tossed Herb at her like that. But Anons discussed that while I was snoozin.
>>1284676Think it's rising necessarily* can't type today.
>>1284676Laki is about the free love. Because the pressure of commitment scares her.
>>1284682Right ya'll went over it. That and she doesn't think she's nice enough etc etc. Still not a happy camper.
>>1284676Laki can see we kinda sorta like her, and she does not want us to look at her like that. Oh hey convenient Hana to throw him at.
>>1284691Right. It's still a total flip from Here herb I'mma sit on your lap!
>>1284697True, but I chalk that up to us being too fu to tease. Also her fragile ego loving the fact we got a massive erection to her just from a small grope.
>>1284667The lines used to be Keira, Laki, and Jane. Through the concerted effort of anons, Val, and Hana, the lines have been redrawn.>>1284697Laki doesn't know what she wants because she has nothing that she's actually willing to fight for. She's as go-with-the-flow as we are right now, for all the aggressiveness she usually displays.
>>1284481Hana and Jane, oddly enough.
>>1284697>>1284703>>1284709I mean she is also super drunk.>>1284676I also went to sleep because I didn't expect sex in the closet.
>>1284719I think the surprise "Hana in a Closet" kinda floored all of us. I'm glad I stayed up for it.
>>1284719no one ever doeswhich makes it even better
>>1284727>>1284732I do think it will be interesting character growth. Because Herb and Hana are likely not gonna see each other the same way again. Even if Herb still wants to, there will always be the feeling that Hana was his first time. Which is also why I'm kinda salty about it happening and I am fine with other girls getting catch up on all the Laki time and teasing. But I still feel like fingering and a job went too far.
>>1284727Eh There's a caption floating around somewhere were an anon gets up to make a grilled cheese and comes back to a route lock with a girl that over half the player base had in 3rd or 4th.
>>1284738I have to wonder if Laki will push harder when she realizes how far we went with Hana. She's losing her hold over us, after all.
