Tactical Techniques with Teammates on Takehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzDice odds for best of 3: http://pastebin.com/994WTT3gGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics involve three rolls of 1d100, taking the best, and using the base accuracy and crit ranges of the game, roughly, but the 'turn order' will be more like the anime, where sometimes you can do a few moves in a row or be hit by a combo of moves yourself, all depending on circumstances. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first. Infact, you can do more than one move in a row like the anime, but so can your opponents.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture, mostly likely a butt.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Roselia)Dice (Totodile)Badges: 2Recently: Truth or Dare wrapped up, you cracked Jane's shell a little, and you had an encounter with a ghost!
>>1318271So Hype! Let's Pokemon this shit!
>>1318271Gob Gob Gob!
>>1318271Awwwwww yeah! Time for Pokemans!
Aw yea! Lets do this
You finish off your coffee and stretch.The girls managed to get Keira out of the uniform, but Keira being Keira, she just slipped out of it on the spot. You think you’d get used to seeing her like that by now, but every time is a shock.Gobble finishes his cup of hot cocoa. Valerie has lots of that and other “modest camping supplies” on the ship that she’s eager to share. Especially since the others aren’t as familiar with it as you sometimes. You think it gives her a good topic to talk about with Keira especially.Well, you should get to work. You want to do well tonight in your gym challenge with Polu.First thing’s first. You boot up that new TM of yours and check it out. Natural Gift. You look up the entry for it and can’t believe you’ve never heard of this move before. That seems right up your alley.It’s power and effect changes depending on the type of berry used. Since you have that bushel of berries from when you went picking before, and Gobble has Recycle, it’s a no brainer to use it on him. Then Bella and Dice. Mace can’t learn it, though.He puts on a brave face. Or rather, a brave posture, but you can tell it bugs him a little.“It’s okay, Mace. We’ll do something extra special.”Uh oh. You look like you’ve embarrassed him a little.Now, time is short. If you want to get everyone ready, you’ll need to equip them with an item and do some last minute training quickly. What are you going to do with Mace?>Work on Gravity. Make sure he has it down pat>Train on energy control. That’s special>Help boost up a stat. You can never get too fit>Something else
>>1318327>>Train on energy control. That’s special
>>1318327>Train on energy control. That’s specialWe don't want a repeat of last time.
>>1318327>Train on energy control. That’s special
>>1318327>Work on Gravity. Make sure he has it down patWe should really have a move. Also I know for a fact we already trained energy control at the temple.
>>1318327>Train on energy control. That’s specialWe'll work on Gravity next time.
>>1318327>Train on energy control. That’s specialSometimes I feel like I don't need to vote. But if I wait until I need to I'll be accused of being a samefag.
Time to see what the monk taught Mace.
“Let’s work on energy control.”He has a look like he assumes you think he might screw it up again, but after a second he changes and gives a nod. He says that’s a good idea.You were hoping the other training you had before would have gotten him over that sore spot. He seems a lot better now, at least, but you suspect he could use just a little bit more of a confidence boost.You go outside and run him through some training. You find that he hesitates a bit when over water, so you really encourage him to try it out. Over the shallow part of the beach of course. He does really well, too. He seems to have it down when there’s no dodging or other tasks needed, but you think he’ll need more practice to multitask well. It’s not that he can’t attack while in the air, it’s just that it throws him off a lot.It also doesn’t last forever. He can’t stay up for too long. He’s getting better, though. And faster. He does one last sweep down, gets his feet wet as he skims along the bottom, then comes to a skidding, twirling, semi-controlled stop on the sand.“Good job, Mace!” You high five him. He’s not as enthusiastic about those as the others, but when he’s worked up like this, even he responds. You’re just glad he’s happy, though.Dice is swimming in the water and pops his head up, right on cue.“I guess you’re next, Dice.”He cocks his head to the side.>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua Tail>Do some preliminary training on Dragon Claw>He might be good at Mimic>Train up on a stat>Practice his unique movement skills. Make him unpredictable
>>1318445>>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua TailLets get this move down, then implement it with his drunken croc style
>>1318445>He might be good at Mimic>Practice his unique movement skills. Make him unpredictable
>>1318445>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua TailDon't want a move without perfect accuracy to not be down pat
>>1318445>>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua Tail>Practice his unique movement skills. Make him unpredictable
>>1318445>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua Tail
>>1318445>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua TailLet's get this move down
>>1318457Once we get Aqua Tail down, i wouldnt be against this as a combo.
>>1318445>>Work out any potential kinks in Aqua Tail
>>1318445>Practice his unique movement skills. Make him unpredictable
>>1318476Like, copy the opponent until they're the one copying you, then spaz out so they fall over?
>>1318528More of keep the opponent off balance with his movement, their attack misses and then we hit them with their own attack
You figure it’s best to make sure he really knows Aqua Tail.“Alright, Dice, let’s keep up that practice!”He looks around for a target, then leaps into action. It’s only when he’s in midair that you realize he’s going to bring his tail down on that stack of bamboo you left out here last night. Luckily, or unluckily, he misses.“Well, that’s why we practice. I’ve burnt more than a few recipes I’ve tried on the first attempt.” You hope nobody overheard that. You’re not that far from the boat.After a bit of practice, he gets it. He likes to do a fullbody spin and attack twice sometimes, using his momentum to keep himself going.“Well done, Dice.” You scratch his head. He gently nibbles your hand before you can really get in there, though.Bella climbs up your back and covers your eyes.“Okay, okay!” You laugh. “You’re next.”She drops down in front of you, like she’s expecting something else.“And you look very pretty today.”She beams and twirls.>Start learning Sword’s Dance; open up a lot of possibilities>Practice getting every last bit out of draining moves some more>For some reason, you think she’d learn Attract quickly>Get Poison Jab 100 down>Work on a stat>Something else
>>1318540>>Start learning Sword’s Dance; open up a lot of possibilities
>>1318540>For some reason, you think she’d learn Attract quickly
>>1318540>Start learning Sword’s Dance; open up a lot of possibilities>Poison Jab 100 downMissing a % there I think Gobble.
>>1318540>>Start learning Sword’s Dance; open up a lot of possibilitiesShe should learn the art of Swashbuckling
>>1318540>For some reason, you think she’d learn Attract quicklyPlease no mixed attacking
>>1318540>Get Poison Jab 100 downYou missed a "%" there Gobble.Also, poison jab will definitely be a staple move for Bella, since it's just a high power STAB poison move, so using it well should be a priority.
>>1318540>For some reason, you think she’d learn Attract quicklyShe has been learning from Laki to be more domineering...it would be pretty good with our current training focus for herGobble - If she can learn this 'quickly' would we be able to get one of these down as well?>Practice getting every last bit out of draining moves some more>Get Poison Jab 100 down
>>1318540Changing >>1318549to support >>1318560
>>1318540>For some reason, you think she’d learn Attract quicklyWith this, poison and draining moves she'll be a total bitch to fight.
>>1318540>>For some reason, you think she’d learn Attract quickly
>>1318563Our baby girl is growing up
>>1318600>Bella Laki>BlakiWait, that sounds wrong.
>>1318610Thats why i separated the names, unless you like Lakidonna or Ladonna
“Let’s learn Attract!”Bella likes that idea. She immediately turns her gaze to Mace, who looks very alarmed. He quickly rockets off. It’s much more controlled this time and he lands safely within view.Before long, Bella is leading Dice around by the chin, drunk on her own power. You worry that you’ve created a monster here.“We’re ahead of schedule. How about some Poison Jab pract-”“Stop feeding Keira popsicles and let’s go.” Laki yells back at Hana. She’s about to yell back sometime else, but her Meowth climbs up her back to chase off her Chatot and she ends up having to sort that out instead.“Where are you guys going?” You ask.“Valerie needs some new costume materials.” Laki holds Meowth by the scruff, making sure it’s calmed down before letting it go.“Outfits!” Valerie corrects, running to catch up to Laki. “Not costumes.”“Whatever, as long as I get to help you put them on.”“Laki!” Valerie acts more offended than you suspect she is. “Don’t talk like that.”“I don’t mind.” Hana mutters.The three girls leave. You wave as they head out. You see Keira watching from the boat and wave to her too, but stop when you notice Mr. Schwibbles standing in the window next to her. There’s something about his smile.Bella runs around with poison tips on her flower-ends, stabbing at the air. You’ll let her do that while you work with Gobble.“How are you feeling, Gobble?”He takes a second to respond, and all you get is his wide open eyes suddenly locking on you.“You drank the coffee, huh?”He nods. A little training should clear that off.>Work on a stat>You think Screech could get done before long>Make sure Body Slam is entirely learned>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?>Something else
>>1318643>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?If we fed Gobble some spicy food before a battle would that up the damage of Flamethrower?
>>1318643>You think Screech could get done before longI really want to work on missable moves. Plus, as a bulkier mon, Gobbs should have time to set up on fools.
>>1318643>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?I wait for the day Gobble can headbutt a tree and roast the nuts as they fall into his mouth.
>>1318643>You think Screech could get done before long
>>1318643>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?UTILITY.Also the image of giving Gobble a belly rub while he spits flames onto a pot is pretty great.
Wait, if we can do other moves then why not go for Earthquake?
>>1318643>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?
>>1318643>Make sure Body Slam is entirely learned
>>1318643>Make sure Body Slam is entirely learned>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?>Gobble helps us cook more.
>>1318643>“Stop feeding Keira popsicles and let’s go.” Laki yells back at Hana.Oh Hana, our lovely lewd lady, never change.>Make sure Body Slam is entirely learnedthen>Start on Flamethrower. Who’d see that coming?
>>1318694I'm liking that Truth or Dare has seemed to awoken every girls lewdness
>>1318643>Make sure Body Slam is entirely learnedIgnore my other votes, I'm stupid.
>>1318643>>1318670If we need a tiebreaker I'll change my vote to>Make sure Body Slam is entirely learned
Gobble so is there something like the elite 4 in this region?
My god I can actually participate in one of these quests for once?
>>1318763no becausegobble is kill
>>1318768We can revive Gobble, everyone needs to post butts, their power will give Gobble life
>>1318800I shall supply my only butt to the Spir-butt Bomb
“Gobble, you like hot food, right?”He leaps up. You didn’t mean to mislead him, but he’s expecting something warm.“Oh, sorry. No, I don’t have anything, but I thought maybe we should work on Flamethrower. Then you can heat things up.”He likes that idea a lot. The two of you get to work. You try a lot, like feeding him spicy food, listening to Keira teach you about the inner fire that the Fire Priests talk about, and drinking more (very) hot cocoa. At the end, you’re rewarded with a hot puff, and the small, barely visible flame during a burp. It’s progress, for the little time you have and rushing through it.“Herb, you ready, bro?” Polu runs over. He’s been training this whole time, too.You look over your team. “Yeah, I think so.”He smacks you on the back, hard. “Come on, my man. Say it with pride.”“I-I think so!” You shout.He pats you on the back a little softer this time. “Good enough. Come on. There’s a pokemon center near the gym. We should get going now before the sun sets.”You, Polu, and Kiera head off.“How are you feeling about Body Slam?” You ask him while walking behind.Gobble thinks. He seems like he knows it, but he’s not confident enough to give you an enthusiastic answer.“You can try it while we walk.” You encourage. He does so, slamming down on random things on the way. After awhile, he gets hungry and gives it a break. You give him the last of the loaf of bread to tide him over.You arrive at the pokemon center and get everyone healed up. From the outside, you never would have guessed this place was a pokemon center at all. None of the machines match, either, like they were collected from all sorts of different regions.Polu comes up while you’re waiting. “So, I know a little, but not much. There’s a trial before we can battle. Not sure what’s involved there. The battle should be doubles, but I heard there’s some sort of twist there too.”You glance up at the clock. Your pokemon should be ready soon. You guess you should do a little more to prepare and think of who is getting what item.What will you give Gobble?>Silk Scarf>Sitrus Berry, for recovering health>A Pecha Berry, for curing Poison>Safety Goggles, good for keeping dust, hail, and powder out of his eyes>Something else
>>1318809>Silk ScarfLet's get normal!
>>1318809>A Pecha Berry, for curing PoisonWhile this is the smartest choice, pretty sure we should be on guard for other status effects
>>1318809>A Pecha Berry, for curing PoisonIt is a poison type gym right?
>>1318809>>A Pecha Berry, for curing Poison
>>1318809>Safety Goggles, good for keeping dust, hail, and powder out of his eyesJust like Herb>The battle should be doubles, but I heard there’s some sort of twist there too.It's going to be 2 gym leaders and Herb and Polu'll be split up and battle against each other while they're backed up by one of the leaders each.
>>1318809>Sitrus Berry, for recovering healthHealing and Psychic type natural gift.
>>1318809>Safety Goggles, good for keeping dust, hail, and powder out of his eyesThis is probably the least strategically sound idea, but damned if it woyldnt be the most adorable.
>>1318809>A Pecha Berry, for curing Poison
>>1318809>>Sitrus Berry, for recovering healthGobble has the health to tank poison for a while, and Pecha will only work once to cure it. Tackle and Body Slam are the only moves he has that the scarf will help with. Sitrus gives him sort-of-Recover with Recycle to make him even tankier, and even better, Psychic Natural Gift for the super-effective.
>>1318809>>Silk ScarfJustice Scarf
>>1318833I believe poison does % health damage, and he has recycle to get the berry back.
>>1318809>Sitrus Berry, for recovering health
>>1318836Yeah, I realized that as I reread the post. I even mentioned Recycle myself. derp.Even so, recovery plus Psychic Natural Gift.is probably the better option. Unless the gym leader likes to use Toxic and/or Venoshock. Which he now totally will.
>>1318843Well we can give the Sitrus to Dice still since he also has Natural Gift.
>>1318809>Sitrus Berry, for recovering healthHonestly either berry sounds good, but I think I'm liking Sitrus better right now for Gobble.
Well since we're passing out gear, what about the others?Googles for Bella (Mace lacks eyes and someone mentioned giving the other berry to Dice)
>>1318809>A Pecha Berry, for curing Poison> Hug. He's a good boy.
>>1318809>Pecha berry, for curing poison
>>1318809>Sitrus Berry, for recovering healthI'm late I know, just my 2cents.
You give Gobble a Pecha Berry. “Keep that safe for the match, okay?”He stuffs it in his fur after wiping away some slobber. That looked like it took some effort. You give him a quick hug, then look to see what Keira is up to.Keira is looking around at the various items being sold at from the merchant outside the pokemon center. They have the items laid out on a bundle. She picks up a ring.“What’s this?”“Wedding rings. Mainlanders use them to show they are married, young Priestess.” The merchant tips their head in respect.“Can I borrow it for a second?”“I-”Keira is already sneaking around behind Polu, then places it on his finger when he’s not looking. She then slithers up to you and puts it on, the snickers. “Polu and Herb are married now!”Polu gives an uncharacteristically quiet, awkward laugh.The smile on Keira’s face vanishes when she sees the two large men come up behind her, followed by the merchant.“Young priestess. I don’t believe you should demean yourself by being in such a place.” The merchant tells her, while holding out his hand.You and Polu take them off and give them to him.“Maybe a lesson is in order.” One of the huge men says to the merchant.But their attitude changes when Polu makes a gesture. You didn’t catch what it was, other than seeing him move out of the corner of your eye.“Only kidding, Young Priestess. Please, enjoy the rest of the day.” He bows and leaves.“Heh. That’s Take for you, right?” Polu puts an arm around the both of you. Keira had a question but vanishes under the realization that he’s touching her without a worry. “Herb, what item are you going to give Bella, there?”Oh right. Bella!>Safety Goggles, she’ll look slick>A Sitrus Berry>A Silk Scarf, to help Cut>A Occa Berry. Those mitigate super effective fire moves>Something else
>>1318916>>A Sitrus Berry
>>1318916>A Occa Berry. Those mitigate super effective fire movesAlso can turn into fire type Natural Gift!
>>1318916>>A Occa Berry. Those mitigate super effective fire moves
>>1318916>A Occa Berry. Those mitigateSave Sitrus for Dice
>>1318916>A Occa Berry. Those mitigate super effective fire moves
>>1318916>Safety Goggles, she'll look slick
>>1318916>A Sitrus BerryMake a note to question Polu in private later
>>1318916>Something else>Take Polu aside and ask him what that was all about.
>>1318932>>1318949Could get behind that, also. Probably smart.
>>1318916>A Occa Berry. Those mitigate super effective fire movesI love how Polu knows all the secret handshakes that don't officially exist.
>>1318949+1 to this.Don't be conspicuous, but find a time to ask him about it.
You want to ask Polu about what just happened, but there’s no good way to take him aside right now. You’ll go for it when you get a chance though.“Here, Bella.” You give her the Occa berry. “This will keep you safe against a fire attack.” You pat her head.Bella holds the berry you gifted her. She looks more honored and touched by it than you think the situation warrants. She reaches at you, showing she wants you to pick her up.“Upsy daisy.” You lift her. She responds with a bunch of cute noises.“She says she has the best papa ever.” Keira tells you.You give Bella and extra little hug, then prop her up on your shoulder. “Your turn, Dice.”Dice is sitting there, not really doing much of anything. Keira lifts him up for you.What are you going to give him?>Never Melt Ice could be handy for Ice Fang>Sitrus Berry>Safety Goggles>Pecha Berry>Silk Scarf and Rage could be a great combo>Something else
>>1318983>Sitrus BerryHeal or a nice Psychic attack
>>1318983>Never Melt Ice could be handy for Ice FangIce Fang would be pretty good if the gym leader has croagunk/toxicroak.
>>1318983>Safety GogglesHe's a pretty good wild card, and we want to make sure he can't be easily locked down.
>>1318983>Safety GogglesWill support>Never Melt Ice could be handy for Ice Fang
>>1318983>Sitrus Berry>Something elseRemind Bella that she has to eat the berry when she sees the fire attack coming, it's not just a protective charm. She's still a kid, she might not know that.
>>1318983>>Silk Scarf and Rage could be a great comboHe'll look bitchin'
>>1318989That doesn't do anything at all against those Pokemon.
>>1318983>Safety GogglesEither this or Sitrus Berries are a good choice.
>>1318983>Sitrus BerryIsn't this an ice gym? Never melt ice won't be that helpful
>>1319008Poison, that is why Sitrus is good for Psychic typed Natural Gift.
>>1318983>“She says she has the best papa ever.”MY HEART>Sitrus Berry
>>1319011That's a good point I hadn't even considered.
>>1319032That was why I voted for it for Gobble, but Pecha is probably a good idea for him. Makes him close enough to immune for poison and there are a fair number of Water / Poison types that we could use it offensively still with the Electric Natural Gift.
Wait, why didn't we give Bella black sludge? Didn't we buy that?
>>1319053Oh right. Gobble pls.
>>1319053Thats true. I remember that as well but its not in the info bin
>>1319053Sssh, Dual Wielding
>>1319053>>1319058[My bad.To be safe, let's do a quick check.>Black Sludge>Occa Berry]
>>1319053...damn. Unfortunately she can't use Trick, Switcheroo or Bestow so there's no way to get it on the opponent, but even just as Leftovers it's still good stuff.
>>1319078>Black Sludge>>1319080Well this is a Poison gym so that wouldn't be a great plan for now.
>>1319078>Occa BerryI dont think Black Sludge will be as beneficial this gym battle
>>1319078>>Occa BerryHer reaction was so cute! I can't take it from her!
>>1319104This is a good point. Changing my vote. Besides, Herb wouldn't suspect that the weird goo would have that kind of use, right? He'd focus on more obviously edible stuff.
“I’ll give you a Sitrus Berry, okay?”Dice takes the berry in his mouth. You’re worried for a second that he didn’t understand, but he doesn’t bite down. He just stores it, keeping it for later.“You’re not giving Bella that Black Sludge you got before, bro? It’s supposed to heal poison types like her. Could be really handy.”Huh. Polu brings up a good point. You set Bella down. “Wait, Bella, he’s right. Can I have that berry back?”She looks up, a little worry, and a lot of wonder on her face. She gives it over.“Take this instead.” You pour the vial of black sludge into her hands. “That’s supposed to help heal you.” You look up to Polu and he confirms with a nod. “How does it feel?”She plays with it and rolls it over her body. She perks up.“And the best part is, you don’t have to do anything.” Polu adds,“Just watch out for any moves that take it away, okay?” You pet her.Bella nods her understanding. She looks really eager to show you that she can handle the responsibility.You, Polu, and Keira are heading off to the gym now. You still don’t get a chance to take Polu aside that wouldn’t look weird to Keira. But you can worry about that later, you need to think up an item for Mace, who is dutifully taking the lead on your march.>Keep that Rawst berry for curing burns, just in case.>Silk Scarf. He’d look so dashing>The stone from your brother, for luck>Something else
>>1319139>Silk Scarf. He’d look so dashingHeadbutt + basically a cape at his size
>>1319139>The stone from your brother, for luckThis is a very Herb response.
>>1319139>The stone from your brother, for luck
>>1319139>>The stone from your brother, for luck
>>1319139>Silk Scarf. He’d look so dashingHe does have tackle and headbutt
>>1319139>>The stone from your brother, for luck>>1319143Agreed. And it might just turn out to be a Hard Stone.
>>1319139>>The stone from your brother, for luck.He won't be needing anything more, and we can tell him that.
>>1319139>Silk Scarf. He’d look so dashingTime for Best Rock to become a superhero.
“I’ve got just the thing for you, Mace.” You reach into your bag and take out that stone your brother gave you. “Here.”He examines in.“A rock for a Rock type?” Polu jokes. That makes Mace change his posture to one of doubt.“It’s not because of your typing.” You assure him. “It was a gift from my brother. He told me that it’s for luck. And you don’t need anything more than that, Mace.”Mace turns back up to face you, then makes a soft noise. He’s always been hard to read, but you think what he wants to communicate is clear right now.“Back at you, buddy.” You reach down and give him a hug.”“That’s so cute!” Keira tells you. Cutiefly is buzzing around like crazy “Your aura is so sweet I think you’re giving her a sugar high.”You don’t know if Keira is serious or not. But either way, you laugh.Your group reaches the gym. But it doesn’t look like any gym you’ve seen. It’s a large, but fairly simple wooden building surrounded by trees. There’s a clearing off to the side with all sorts of monkey bars and ropes and walls for climbing. It looks like a heck of an obstacle course.A figure in robes from head to toe steps out from the shadows, spooking everyone but Keira.“Challengers?”Polu takes the lead and bows. You follow suit. “Yes. We’d like to challenge your gym.”“You’ll have to pass the trials, first.” The figure says. The voice is muffled. The robed figure suddenly points to you. “Golden haired child. How many family members do you have? Number only.”The question throws you off. What an odd thing to ask. You have your brother, sister, mom, and dad. That’s five. But why ask that?Why'd they have to call you a child in front of Keira and Polu?>”Is this part of the trial?”>Five.>Nine. (Include your pokemon)>50 (obvious lie)>Something else
>>1319209>Nine. (Include your pokemon)
>>1319209>>Nine. (Include your pokemon)
>>1319209>You have your brother, sister, mom, and dad. That’s five.What? That's four, right? Are all four of Herb's grandparents canonically dead then????
>>1319273Also, no cousins? Aunts? Uncles?
>>1319273>>1319278I'm pretty sure it refers to living immediate family, you sperg.
>>1319278maybe we should add in all our soon to be barbarian children he's gonna father and all our future Herb's Worry Free-Worry Seed coffee employees since they'll be just like family tooThey probably they just mean on the island or immediate family
Wait, didn't Gobble say there was some cultural thing about having a lot children being bad? Should we really be inflating that number by counting pokemon?
>>1319284Is count my grandmother, two aunts, uncle, and three of my cousins, in addition to my mom, dad, and sister.Still, Herb listed four for the option of five.
>>1319307its mostly that islands aren't good for supporting massive families due to limited resources, I don't think thats the point here though.
>>1319318The question was "How many family members do you have?"Not "How many people are in your family?"
>>1319320Well I dunno, I'm just trying to rationalize it.
>>1319320THISYou guys are making too much of this question. Lets get to the challenge to prove ourselves worthy
>>1319323>implying this isn't part of the challengeI mean we have nothing else to do while Gobble types.
>>1319320>We're actually having to discuss thisIt's vague whether "How many family members do you have?" is supposed to include Herb or not; either interpretation is reasonably valid.
“Nine.” You tell the figure, with more confidence than you expected to find in your voice.“Nine?” They circle you. You hear muffled metal clanking under the robes. “Oh now. Mainlanders may breed like Nidoran, but that number sounds a bit too high to me. Name them.”You name your parents, siblings, and pokemon.“I see.” They say. “Maybe I misread you. You seem to have a grasp on our philosophies after all.”You’re confused.“I don’t understand.” Polu says on both of your behalves.“The truth is a matter of perspective.” They tell him. “Look at his face. He believes what he said.”It’s hard not to be self-conscious after hearing that. You look away.“Some mention extended family, some answer the question thinking that they should lie. After all, it’s unwise to give a Teotake Puni any leverage over you. What leverage members than family members?” They look over to Keira. “Or...lovers?”“I’m a priestess of the Ghost temple!” Keira declares. “And I don’t have the sign of enlightenment.”“Not always mutually exclusive.”“The what?” You whisper to Polu.“She can’t have an attachment like a lover without proving she’s beyond the attachments of the mortal world.” He says. “There are exceptions, but-”“You.” The figure points to Polu. “Wait over there.”“With respect, we were hoping to challenge you together.” He bows.“I know. And if you both pass your trials, you may. Now go. And stop bowing. I’m not from the temple.”Polu does as he’s told.“Golden hair. You have my interest. We’ll start with the trial of cunning.” They hold a hand up to stop any questions you might ask. “It’s simple. To deceive, one must be able to spot deception.” The gym leader steps backwards while facing you. “I will give you three literal statements. Two of them will be lies, and one is the truth.”“I have five children.” She plays with a ring on his finger.“If I step on that scale, I’ll weigh over 200 pounds.” They don’t look like they weigh anywhere near that. But you did hear metal clanking under the robes.“I do not have a beard.” Their face is covered.“Which one is the truth?”You see Keira standing behind them, staring intently. Her and Cutiefly reacted with each statement. She gives you a look that you read as her asking if you want her to help you.>Five children>They don’t have a beard>If they step on that scale, they’ll weigh over 200 pounds>Nod to Keira to get help>Something else
>>1319335>They don’t have a beardIf their Pokemon are their children they have more than 5 and the metal is a setup
>>1319335>If they step on that scale, they’ll weigh over 200 pounds
>>1319335>She plays with a ring on his fingerIs this a man or a woman?
>>1319335>They don't have a beard>“I have five children.” She plays with a ring on his finger.Thats a butt i believe?
>>1319335>She plays with a ring on his finger.Now THAT'S a trap, or lie, or a BUTT
>>1319335>>If they step on that scale, they’ll weigh over 200 poundsthe scale may read over 200, but they won't be over 200lbs. People aren't what they wear, so the metal doesn't count as them
>>1319335>They don’t have a beard
>>1319344>>1319347That has got to be a trap to make it not obvious.
>>1319335>Something else>“I will give you three literal statements. Two of them will be lies, and one is the truth.”
>>1319350I like that answer. Supporting this.
>>1319350oh fuck, I'm a retard. I mean that one's a lie. Apology lewdsI think >They don’t have a beardis true
>>1319335>What leverage members than family members?>What leverage better than family members????Butt.
>>1319335>To deceive, one must be able to spot deception>Have to be cunning to passWelp, pack it in, Herb can't spot guile worth shit....Going to go out on a limb here and say it's actually one of the statements the Gym Leader made.
>>1319356Ooooh this one
>>1319350I was considering this logic as well.Very clever Gobble
>>1319335this >>1319356>>1319355I'm talking about a different kind of trap, :^)
>>1319375But we need the one that is truth.
We need to pick the single truth not a lie
>>1319335>Something elseTo be fair to any other answer, every single one of their statements could be a lie. There is nothing preventing that, after all.I'd still lean toward the 200 pounds if we're assuming they're sticking with their word.
>>1319335 #>They don’t have a beard
>>1319384So you think they weigh over 200 pounds? Metal doesn't count
[I feel like there is a misunderstanding here. You're looking for a TRUE statement.]
>>1319335Changing vote from >>1319346to >I have five childrenShe might be doing the same thing as we are, counting pokemon>>1319380Yea the wording has been throwing me off a bit, particularly the gender thing
>>1319391Also consider this: whether or not they weigh over 200 pounds, standing on the scale won't change that.
>>1319394A gym leader would have more than 5 Pokemon though, wouldn't they?
what if all of them are lies?
>>1319400Then they lied about the challenge. There is not point to >>1319356because that isn't the challenge.
>>1319399Possibly, but remember there is also the options of the doubles match. And they brought up the 'lovers' thing with Keira so that might have been a clue as well.So many potential red hernings in this, i'm really considering the 'phone a friend' option from Keira
>>1319384>>1319391>>1319335Misreading the question, actually. I flipped the number of truths and lies.In that case, I'd guess>Five childrenas we may be able to argue our way out of that by counting pokemon.Also, just because they believe something to be a lie doens't make it so. We've already said that truth is a matter of perspective, and our perspective could be that, for example, they weigh 200 pounds with metal or they have five children because they have 6 pokemon and 6 pokemon means 6 children, which is just 5 plus one child which means they have 5 children.You know. Logic.
>>1319407>They have 6 Children>So they have 5 childrenWhat
>>1319407that's the kind of stretched logic i can get behind for this sort of riddle
>>1319392Uh, oops. II'll change >>1319356 to:“I do not have a beard.”
>>1319410They didn't say only 5So if they had more than that they would have at least 5
>>1319410Lets say they have 8 children. They still have 5 children, they just have another 3 on top of that.
>>1319335>Something elseKnow what, I'll try and top this further.I guess our answer doesn't ultimately matter. The real challenge of cunning was in how we justify our answer to this person.
>>1319414>>1319415I'm just sticking with the beard to not over-complicate things. Don't want to prove Jane she is right that Herb is a master schemer, right? :^]
>>1319410Its an old riddle. as long as the amount guessed is under the actual amount you're technically right. If you guess higher than the amount of children then you're wrong example - If we said 10 children and she only has 4 then we are wrong. If you guess 2 children and she has 4 then you are techically right that she does indeed have 2 kids, but she still has 2 more. I know its tricky, i only really understood it from playing Liar's Dice/Mexican drinking dice games
>>1319335>> three literal statementsI vote for >They don’t have a beardMostly because the other two seem fishy.>If they step on that scale, they’ll weigh over 200 poundsClearly false. It doesn't matter how much metal is under that robe, it will not change how much they weigh which is what the statement says.>Five childrenIt seems odd to me that someone who would call out mainlands on 'breeding like Nidoran' would have 5 children. The ring thing seemed like a clearly fake tell as well, remember how wedding rings were a foreign concept to Kiera?
>>1319422Oh shit this guy is onto something with the last point.
>>1319335>pick two statements and say they're false, when she can't prove them then the third one must be the true statementWe've all seen aladdin
>>1319335>Five childrenan islander wouldn't have that many kids. The guy JUST finished calling mainlanders prolific breeders.
>>1319335I'm going to commit to >Two of them will be lies, and one is the truthIn the same vein as the "6 children also being 4" example, this isn't necessarily limited to 3 statements. If all the others were lies, then this would still be true.
I wanna say sorry for making Gobble count this mess.>>1319431They also said Pokemon counting is their tradition.
>>1319433ehh, calling someone your family is different than calling them your child.
>>1319434Bella literally called us her dad. Also people and dogs.
Will there be a revote?This is a bit of a mess and the discussion went on well past the 10 minute vote period
>>1319436That's because, objectively, we ARE her fatherJust like how even though she's not her pokemon, Laki is her mother
[I'm going to call a revote since there's been a lot of debate and changing opinions. It's not quote only, but try not to get too confusing.Which one does Herb say is true?]>Beard>Kids>200 lbs>“I will give you three literal statements. Two of them will be lies, and one is the truth.”>Something else
>>1319422Good call. Changing to support you.
>>1319436They gave us literal statements. Unless she squeezed some pokemon out of her twat, then her pokemon don't count.
>>1319443>BeardI mean Herb isn't cunning anyways, makes sense to choose the simple one.
>>1319443>Two of them will be lies, and one is the truth.
>>1319443>>Beardgonna go with >>1319422
>>1319443>BeardBut mention why we think the other two are false.
>>1319443>KidsThey gave us LITERAL statements. Her pokemon don't count. Islanders don't generally have many kids.
Can I say I really like this person, whoever they are? They're imploding us with logic puzzles and it's beautiful.>Beard>Something elseI'll put in a revote for the answer not mattering so much as the explanation for the true challenge of cunning.
>>1319450Then you should vote for the Two Lies, because she literally doesn't weigh over 200 and literally everyone has hair on their chin unless they underwent a process to remove all hair from growing there,
>>1319443>Something else>Signal Keira for help
>>1319453>>1319443Correcting my fuckup now.
>>1319443>“I will give you three literal statements. Two of them will be lies, and one is the truth.”This one
>>1319460Clever. I like it.
>>1319464>>1319460I suppose, in this case, that the only ture statement would be that "one is the truth". But that's a tautology, so it feels kinda cheap. Also, it requires breaking up the statement to pull out the "two lies" part, because then that would need to be true as well and we'd have 4 lies at that point.
>>1319469>but we'd have 4 lies instead of 2 :^(Did you miss the discussion where if you have 4 of something then it means you must also have 2 of it?
>>1319472But there still isn't a truth if all 4 are a lie.
>>1319478The fourth false statement would be "I will give you three literal statements"He doesn't; other people do. Besides, as long as at least 2 are false, then this one is still true.
>>1319418She'll assume we're throwing off the tests intentionally if we fail. Lose/lose either way.
>>1319472 Yeah, I was there for it. And now that I look at it I'm pretty sure I could argue the logic around until it turned out correct from a certain point of view.Since it requires so many hoops that we could use to justify almost any answer, I'd still have to return to my answer here. All of them are truths or lies if spun correctly, it's just a matter of how you look at it and how we explain it. They said truth is a matter of perspective, after all.
“You don’t have a beard.”They put one hand on their hip and lean back. “Explain your reasoning.”“Well, I heard metal under your robes, but that wouldn’t change your own weight, literal weight. You still weigh what you weight regardless of what you wear.”“I see, and why didn’t you choose that I had five children?”“Well, you played with your ring before, but wedding rings aren’t part of your culture, so I thought maybe that was meant to be misleading. And Loanan’s don’t usually have large families.”“A logical deduction.”“But I was also tempted to say ‘I will give you three literal statements. Two of them will be lies, and one is the truth.’”“I see where you would be going with that. Clever. And yet you decided that I do not have a beard. Are you sure that’s your final answer?’You nod.They remove their face covering, and you see the smooth face of a woman. “In truth, even women have small hairs on their face, unless they go to painstaking efforts to get rid of them. But is that a beard? Well, it’s a matter of interpretation, isn’t it?”“So... I failed?”“That’s a matter of interpretation, isn’t it?” She repeats. “What do you think?”“I...passed?”“Stop asking questions and speak your truth.”“I passed.” You have to fight every urge to ask that as a question. You think you get what she’s doing. You passed if you think you passed, because believing something makes it your truth.Right?But she said it was literal. Unless that was a lie? You’re so confused!“Good. Wait here.” She secures her face covering and walks over to Polu. You can’t hear what they’re talking about, but you’re guessing it’s the same thing.After a moment, he gives her an answer. It must be a good one, because she shows her face to him, too. She then drops the robes, and a layer of metal armor and weights below. She has lost a significant amount of size.She and Polu walk to the monkey bars and motion you and Keira over. When you get there, you see that it’s a whole obstacle course in a straight line. It looks tough.“The second trial is also simple. I’m going to flip this hourglass. All you have to do is get to the opposite side of the obstacle course. You fail if all the sand in the hourglass falls to the other side. There’s only one rule; You can’t go under the ropes.” She motions to the ropes marking the bounder on either side of the course. That makes sense. You could just go around them. “Polu, you’re first.”Polu lines himself up at the starting line. He looks up to the gym leader to signal that he’s ready, and she flips the hourglass over and sets it on the ground.(continued)
>>1319508>You can’t go under the ropes.jump over them
>>1319508inb4 we take the hourglass with us and keep turning it.
>>1319508Polu takes off like Mace. He jets from one monkey bar to the next, steps through each tire, and climbs the rope, He swings from one rope to the next over a pit of water now, showing off his slightly intimidating physical strength. Next, he has to crawl under a bunch of wire. You and Keira yell and cheer for him. He reaches the long stretch and pumps his legs for all they’re worth. He flies through the finish line just seconds before the hourglass runs out.“Yeah!” You high five him. His arm is shaking and his palms are sweaty. He smiles and pants, but doesn’t say much. He’s still catching his breath.“Good job.” Keira tells him.The gym leader turns to you. “You’re next.”You stand by the obstacle course entrance and get ready.She flips the hourglass.>RUN! (will require a roll)>Something else[Last vote of the night]
>>1319516>Something elseIgnore the obstacle course; just go over the ropes and run on the side.
>>1319516>Climb on Mace and rocket man through the course
>>1319515Could also break the hourglass and let the sand scatter. Gives us all the time in the world.>RUN! (will require a roll)I'd like Herb to take the simple route, though.
>>1319516go around the course by going over the ropesor just take the glass with us and stop the sand from ever running out
>>1319516>>RUN! (will require a roll)We've been trainingI think we've got this
>Have mace rocket boost you across
>>1319516>Something elseGo around the obstacle course, nothing in the rules say we have to go through it.
>>1319516>Take the hourglass with you, prevent time from running out, take your time.
>>1319516>Put the hourglass on it's side, then walk through the course.
>>1319516>>RUN! (will require a roll)
>>1319525>>1319516I'm tired today. Have a good night Gobble/anons, I think I'm going to bed now.
>>1319516>Go over the ropes.
>>1319516>Something elsegrab the hourglass and flip it back and forth as needed while we try the course
>>1319516>>1319521I'll second this Anon.>>1319529This is my vote.
>>1319534[Night! Take it easy]
>>1319538Thanks for running Gobble! I really like this trial!
>>1319516>Go over the ropes and around the Obstacle Course.
>>1319516>Something elseMace rocket pack.It's worth a try?
>>1319516Changing >>1319522> have Bella use Cut on the ropes so they are on the floor, walk over them across
I feel Herb would make an honest attempt at it before trying to out smart it.
>>1319551This 'Herb' is looking to get to our actual gym battle for once without having to put up with pretentious priest sass
>>1319551I agree, he'd at least give it a try
>>1319516>>1319521Ignore the obstacle course; just go over the ropes and run on the side.I vote for this
>>1319551Way I reason it is because he is still thinking its a test of cunning, after all she never said it was anything else.
You start with a jolt, but before you get two steps, a thought occurs to you. If Polu barely made it through, your odds are slim. You hate to admit that though. Not because you don't think highly of Polu, but because being physically behind so many people on the islands makes you feel less manly. You still hear her calling you "child" in your head.This test isn't about that, though. At least, not from everything you've seen. It's like cheating is allowed, even encouraged.You stop, turn around and pick up the hourglass, hold it sideways so the sand can’t fully go from one side to the next. Keira’s face explodes in amazement. She immediately gets what you’re doing. Out of respect for the gym though, she doesn't say any words. She just emits a high pitched noise like she's a hot pipe leaking steam.You walk up to the rope on the side, climb over it, than lightly jog along the side of the course until you reach the end.You might look calm, but you’re panicking inside. What if you missed a detail, or misunderstood what she said? You might be disqualifying yourself. You come back and hand the hourglass back to the gym leader, who so far hasn’t said anything or reacted.“Well done.”“Awww.” He pants. “Wish. I thought. Of that.” Polu says.“Luckily for you, brute force can sometimes substitute cleverness. At least, until you run out of it.” She mocks him.Polu takes it in stride though, and finally manages to stop leaning on his knees. “Good job. Bro.”“Bro? Is that your name? Well, young Bro, and young Polu, don’t get too confident. There’s a third trial you must pass.”You and Polu stand up straight. Neither of you wants to let the other down.
>>1319559I'm disappointed by lack of rocket Mace, but I forgive you Gobble.Only barely, though.
>>1319560Should have gotten more people to vote for it.
>>1319559>"The name is Herb. Remember it when Polu and I are pounding your butt." Bitch is going down for mocking our bro
[Thanks for coming, everyone. Have a great night!I'm working on both the rule 63 bin, and a girl-talk bin without lewd things happening. Any other requests for other bins, recommendations for scenes in the bins, or any questions/comments criticisms are always welcome.]
>>1319563That's outrageously out of character for Herb.
>>1319567So long as rule 63 Herb has a sufficiently cute apron.
>>1319567Thanks for running! Can't really think of any suggestions for bins, I feel like as the quest continues better inspiration will come. Looking forward to both of the WIP ones!
>>1319567Thanks for running, Gobble!All the gyms have been pretty entertaining. Looking forward to continuing this one.
man, the gym leaders in this region are shit at names. First Johnbuti, now Bro
>>1319567Thanks, Gobble! Thanks for working so hard on the bins!
>>1319567Have a good night gobble! Made it in time literally for the ending. Enjoy the weekend!I think a fun bin would be to see life through Herb's parents or siblings for the day. To see how they're getting along with their new home.
>>1319585I agree.Especially since we never did learn what our father did with his time in Loanah. I like our family a lot too.
>>1319582And yet, the theme that really gets to me is rhat all islanders, especially those in some sort of elevated position, are arrogant as hell. I hope the next island has people that don't try their hardest to piss everyone off. Or at least me.
>>1319624They come off as arrogant because, they're in a position that they've been told all their life are important and vital to the prosperity and values of the islandsCulturally Induced Power Trip, or CIPT a.k.a. "Sipped"E.X. "That Ghost Priest that over saw our Tea Journey was very Sipped"
>>1319624Keira's in a position of power, and she's pretty great. I'd even call her the best girl. That one grass priest at the ghost temple was pretty chill. Keira's sister-priestesses were implied to be pretty alright. The Electric priest was a good guy.The ghost priest was certainly irksome. The Fire leader, and so far the poison leader seem to be... very self-assured. And that can come off as being belittling when their job is to test and teach kids like us.The electric leader was stretched thin and needed a push to preform the role for Hana that he clearly should and can do.There's not really any doubt that the first thing most of these people see us as is another mainlander, and what that means to them is going to have a lot of influence on the first impression they give. And to give them some credit, it's probably because a lot has changed because of mainlanders. If that change was negative for them, they'll associate us with that, maybe even if they try not to.It's not wrong to expect a lot of maturity and respect from teachers of children and community leaders. But let's not forget that we are, at first glance, representative of how their lives are changing. That might threaten or excite them. They'll react accordingly- anyone would.That's something I would like to see Herb think about. To what degree and in what ways do the people around me prejudge me due to my heritage?
>>1319624>>1319649Tldr; that's probably more just the normal experiences of an immigrant than anything unique about Loanans or Loanan culture specifically.
>>1319624The ice gym leader sounded pretty chill
>>1319567>>1319572This, rule34 herb needs the apron, any other clothes are optional, also I'm wondering if the female equivalent of his dick is massive boobs? Can imagine her with very generous proportions like a young thicc milf and being really pure . Is everyone else rule63 too or just herb? It doesn't change the dynamic too much with kiera and laki, but hana might be more open, polu might be a little spaghetti, jane would probably open up less since she doesn't want barbarian dick and might just find her infuriatingly diabolicaly manipulative, using her cutesy innocent airheadedness to tie everyone around her finger like a master puppeteer golddigging whore. val + herb are probably BFFs , egging eachother on, confiding in eachother their worries and curiosities about the island, grooming pokemon together while in nighties, giving makeup tips, playing dressup together all the time ( probably double teaming the other girls) and having laki perv on the pale blonde fairies giggling and prettying eachother up like the native savage she isAs for girl talk, I think there was extensive discussion on it a few threads back with a bunch of suggestions
>>1319818I think it was established that she'd have decent breasts but a perfect ass. I mean, come on.
>>1319824That makes me happy
Those guys were trying to do some unsavory things to best priestess? Polu is best friend.
>>1319818Found it, thread 28So far suggestions were:Hana's powerlevelBeauty tips (val & kiera mainly, with laki being interested but trying to pretend she's not)interestsGossipHerbs dick and Herb and Polu and boys and penises and sex PokemonJane's previous relationship & thoughts on JaneASPIRATIONS (vals gym battles, hanas water gym, laki bonding with wailmer etc)Kiera reading auras & val doing eachothers hairMore sundress LakiLaki & kiera make people jealous of their massage timesKiera feeling awkward about being treated as holyVal & Laki sexual tensionPriestess masks for all the girls (assuming thats not blaspheme)Hana introducing kiera to video gamesBoob comparisonspeer pressure/egging eachother onChildhood storiesHerbs cooking & battle training (with an undercurrent of lewdness)Kiera asking about mainland stuffMaking it really REALLY girlyGeneral character development for all the girls
>>1319824Petite girl with a modest chest + bigger ass is the perfect combination.>>1319567Valerie exhibitionism bin, as well as a bin about Hana's power level. That's my suggestion.
Keira is just so adorable, we need to make sure she never loses her smile.
>>1319849And we can't have T&A that are both nice because? What big boobs aren't your thing?
>>1319567Lewd bin suggestions - Laki/Val in the closet (though we could probably learn all this while giving Laki her next full body massage)Valerie shopping shenanigans (with Hana and Laki encouraging her more exhibitionist tendencies and clothing) A what if AU story where Herb goes with the nice lady (hooker) to see that Mr Mime movie
>>1319957Laki / Val in the closet was done
>>1319963Ah just found the Twitter link. I don't know how I missed that update
>>1319835I think I'd like a 22 short stories from Springfield type bin.How's that kid coming along with his voltorb's energy training? Are Kalty and his wife going to have that second kid? Do the fishing pole brothers ever have get-togethers? That kid who challenged us to an ice flow race- what's he got to prove? What are that nice prostitute's aspirations? How is that she's at the electric temple coming along? Is Hydriegon enjoying his freedom, or finding the competition tough? Is our brother making friends? Did the professor get his equipment fixed? That sort of thing.
>>1319925Nope, not my thing at all. You're more than welcome to have all the big boobs you want, though.
>>1320069These would all be nice little things if we were done with the story, but as it stands, a lot of these can be answered within the main story, we've still got a way to go before loose ends like these should be wrapped up.
>>1320281I agree with this guy. But a bin about Herb's sister and her love life could be fun.
>>1320069I could see some of these with a bit of a lewd twist, like the gym leaders wife daydreaming about herb or something. I still want to see how the prostitute would've reacted to herb thinking they were just gonna see a movie and herb reacting to the prostitute making it a more stimulating experience (throw in the obligatory jump scare into the prostitutes lap)
>>1320207Pretty much what I expected. I want full hour glass fem herb goddamnit, none of this "modest chest" memery
>>1320382That is what MILF Kat is for.
>>1320382Agreed. FemHerb breast and booty need to be as equally jaw dropping as his current barbarian manhood is, with a minor difference: FemHerb wears fashionable but not fully figure flattering clothing which conceals her curves until we get to the finer lewd moments
>>1320382I'm pretty much picturing ashes mom with herbs hair + a bow.
>>1320408>not liking small chestsI disagree with your taste, but respect your opinion none the less
>>1320639Yeah? well you can go have a pleasant evening and a wonderful weekend
>>1319925Fem Herb would probably be pretty tiny and still filling out.
>>1321023but boy herb has the biggest lead pipe you ever did see.Wouldn't that mean fem herb is STACKED.
Either way Herb will be best girl, cutest girl.
>>1321372I actually prefer smaller bust size, however by the way the rules of these things work genderbent Herb would have a massive rack yes.
>>1321372I mean yeah, but I think we can agree on a medium sized since it is so polarizing. Even if the people that like smaller chest have worse, but respectable taste
>>1321623"medium" it's just modest chest memes all over again. No compromises, give fem herb the ass and the titties. Fuck it, throw in thighs too for the leg boys out there
>>1321914Yeah, I suppose. I mean it all is relative to the person's frame.
I feel like this line of conversation has missed an important point. Herb's loco-large love log isn't impressive because it's something that makes him attractive, it's something that looks like it could really pleasure a girl. Herb's attractiveness is average (but he dresses well and is getting /fit/, so he has some bonuses since that part of character creation.) Fem-Herb's attractiveness should be average and rising too. The question remains, what indicates the sexual ability of a woman? What qualities does an "exceptionally pleasurable vagina" have?No, I'm really asking, this is outside my experience. Is it a small size? Something about labias? Stretchyness? Depth? Kegal muscle strength? How exactly would such qualities become known?But yeah Dick=boobs because more size generally=better just doesn't work that well.
>>1321966I think average cup size with a nice ass is the way to do it.
>>1321914Thighs/ass/waist are kind of one package.>>1321966Surprisingly firm bubble butt with a touch of jiggle and slim waist would do it. Slap in a small but noticeable gap and that's like 11/10 would-smash tenderly material right there.
I bet fem-herb asks people to call her "Spice"
>>1321966nah you're overthinking it, it is pretty much canon for genderbending shit like this dick size is equivalent to bust size, trying to explain it further or better is like trying to re-invent the wheel.also just as a side note, in reality dicks that large are under performers pleasure wise I have heard; there is a certain sweet spot where the dick becomes too large. But that does not matter as this is fantasy and does not apply real life rules.
>>1321966As usual you're over thinking it, but honestly individual pussies feel different. But I've never experienced one that was significantly better than another. Taste is a whole other story
>>1322628It's my bedtime.Tell me the story anon.
>>1322723Much like scent, every girl has a unique taste. Usually it's some sort of odd salty sweet mix, but sometimes you get citrusy and other weird stuff.
>>1322731I had a girl that tasted like bland noodles. if you've ever tried noodle water after making spaghetti or something that's what it was like
>>1322205but everyone knows that shoulders are the boobs of men and pecs are actually the ass. Arms are the waist, glutes are equivalent to a good smile.
>>1323977The only relevant question is what's a phat penis Also thread tonight?
Petite Poisonhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzDice odds for best of 3: http://pastebin.com/994WTT3gGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics involve three rolls of 1d100, taking the best, and using the base accuracy and crit ranges of the game, roughly, but the 'turn order' will be more like the anime, where sometimes you can do a few moves in a row or be hit by a combo of moves yourself, all depending on circumstances. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first. Infact, you can do more than one move in a row like the anime, but so can your opponents.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture, mostly likely a butt.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Roselia)Dice (Totodile)Badges: 2
>>1328611I love the smell of gym battles in the morning.
>>1328535[Thanks! Good morning back at you!]
“Now, with two of you, this trial will be very interesting.”Something about the way she says that while licking her lips sends a shiver down your spine.“We’re ready for the third trial!” Polu supplies enough confidence for the both of you. He’s mostly recovered from his run, now.“First, tea.” She claps her hands, and two people appear out of nowhere to set up a small table and chairs. They produce two cups for you, and one for the gym leader. “I don’t believe I’ve introduced myself. How rude of me.” She smiles. “My name is Kalai-Pahoa, but you can just call me Kalai.”“I wouldn’t want to disrespect a member of the clergy.”She waves away the concern. “You wouldn’t, because I’m not. A lot of them tend to gravitate towards gyms, but like Kalty-Una of the electric gym, I’m just an ordinary islander.” You wouldn’t call her ordinary, but you get the point. She gives a respectful not to Keira, who so far has been keeping uncharacteristically still and quiet.“So what’s the third trial.” Polu asks, eager to get going. “Ma’am.”She rolls her eyes at Polu’s last second honorary. “Well, since neither of you have drank your tea yet, I suspect you have an idea.”Uh oh.“There’s something in the tea?”“Besides water and tea, yes. Drink up, and the trial begins. You’ll need to find the cure.” She shows you a small vial full of purple liquid. “And quickly. One dose looks, tastes, and smells exactly like this.”Keira’s eye’s and mouth open like she just figured something out and wants to tell everyone, but with great effort, she squashes the instinct. It looks almost physically painful.You and Polu look at each other.“Please drink quickly. It only begins when you drink the entire cup.”Polu blows on his and brings it to his mouth.>Drink up, let’s do this!>Make a distraction and try to switch cups (will require roll)>Make a distraction and try to have Bella drink it (will require roll)>Wait! This is crazy. You’re not drinking poison!>Something else
>>1328642>Drink up, let’s do this!AWWWW YEA BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POKEQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1328642>drink, then immediately drink the vial she just showed you.
>>1328642>>Drink up, let’s do this!
>>1328642>Drink up, let’s do this!Let's do this!
Do Pecha Berries work on humans?
>>1328642>Drink up, let’s do this!
>>1328642>>1328652This.And Hi Gob.
>>1328642>Drink up, let's do this!
You drink up in sync with Polu. As you do, it feels like the two of you have a moment. Like you’re entering a pact, or a battle where you trust each other completely to have the other’s back.The most alarming thing about this, is that the tea tastes pretty normal. You’d never know if she didn’t tell you.Polu slams his cup down hard. You set yours down gently. Okay, here goes.A thought occurs to you. “Do Pecha berries work on humans?”“Not for this.” She learns forward. “But for regular poison, it can. Not raw though, you need to mix it with other ingredients, boil for...well that’s not important right now. Time is short, after all.” She dangles the vial.Once again, you and Polu share a look. You need two vials, but she’s holding one. It’d save a lot of time if you could get the one off of her.>Reach out and grab it (requires roll)>Point to it, say you ‘found’ it, and ask for it.>Nah. She’ll expect that and you’ll waste time. Start searching>Something else
>>1328759>>Point to it, say you ‘found’ it, and ask for it.
>>1328759>>Point to it, say you ‘found’ it, and ask for it.If she says no>Reach out and grab it (requires roll)
>>1328759>>1328771I'll second this.
>>132875She said "One dose looks, tastes, and smells exactly like this.” That could mean it isn't the antidote, just looks, smells, and tastes like one. I'd start thinking of where to look.
>>1328759>Nah. She’ll expect that and you’ll waste time. Start searchingThis entire gym is about tricks and traps.
>>1328759>Nah. She’ll expect that and you’ll waste time. Start searchingTake a look inside the gym building.
>>1328759>>Point to it, say you ‘found’ it, and ask for it.If she says no>Reach out and grab it (requires roll)Seconding this
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>1328793
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1328793
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1328793
>>1328804Nice one Anon.
>>1328804Nice one, anon.Now we should probably taste a bit of the potion and see what we can discern from it.
>>1328804[Welp. I didn't see that coming.]
>>1328804Soft HandsQuick Draw
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>1328815I don't think Herb really expected it either.On the other hand, we did beat Hana in tanking a shot before, and she has robot legs to send her flying. Herb is surprisingly fast on the draw sometimes.
>>1328804Awww yea secret badass moment with polu and kiera
>>1328857I hope Polu was looking away so he didn't see it. Haha
>>1328861The 1 we needed for 100 went to Polu.
>>1328804I don't think Herb has bad luck per se. I think his good luck just builds up most of the time and comes all at once.
You give Polu a subtle nod. At least, you thought you were being subtle and clever until you see that everyone else is watching.“Found the first one.” You point to her hand. “May I have that, please?”She smiles. “Clever, but you’ll have to take it.” She dangles it in front of you and Polu. “I’m warning you, I’m pretty fa-”Polu reaches out to snatch it, and he’s way too slow. That’s saying something, because that boy can move!“-st.” She finishes with a smirk. Polu tries three more times, missing her hand by more and more as she dances around him. After the last attempt to snatch it, she ends up back to back with him and pushes him away with her hips. “There’s more than one hidden around here. I think that searching would be a much better use of your time and energy.”Polu gives you an apologetic look and turns to search. But you’re going to give it a shot. You start walking towards her calmly.“Tick tock!~ You’d better-”You take it. Just like that. You’re not sure if you were fast or just unexpected. “W-what?” Kalai stares at her hand, then at you. She has that look on her face that your little brother gets when you help him with his math homework. Keira squeals and fights herself hard not to say anything, but she’s super excited. She hops up and down and bites down on her crown made of flowers.You hold the vial. It’s one dose, right? You could take it, or you could give it to Polu.>Give it to Polu>Take it>Something else
>>1328949>Hold on to it for now; when we have two doses we can use them together.
>>1328949>Give it to Polu>You've been having a hard time bro, this one is on me.
>>1328949>Ask if Polu wants itIf not>Take it
>>1328949>Give it to Polu
>>1328949>Give it to PoluBromance bestmance.
Wait. She never said the tea had poison, just "something" that Pecha Berries won't work on. And she never said what was in the vial was the cure...
>>1328949>Give it to Polu>start looking for the second one
>>1328962Pecha berries don't cure paralysis!
>>1328949>>>Something else We're in this together, so lets find another and drink them at the same time.
>>1328949Give to poluGive kiera a wink Maximum badass Bro points
>>1328949>Something else>Wait until we find a second vial.
“Polu! Catch!” You toss it to him. Your throw is a bit high and you almost have a heart attack at realizing what you did, but he easily compensates with a jump and quick reflexes. “You found one?”He realizes from the gym leader’s face that you got it from her when he wasn’t looking.“Bro.” He says. “Are you sure?”“Yeah.”“But what about you?”“You spent more energy today. The poison is going to hit you first.”He hesitates, but doesn’t argue. He turns to face away, cocks his head up, and wipes his mouth with his sleeve. “Thanks, Bro.”Your pokemon are already looking around. Gobble lifts a rock and checks under it. Dice is swimming in a small pond off to the side with Spiritomb, who looks frustrated that he doesn’t react to its hostility. Bella is carefully lifting leafs low to the ground to check under. Mace is standing still, listening. For what, you’re not sure.Now, where to look? How to find something so small? It’s in a vial, so it probably won’t smell like anything. >Search in the building>Ask the assistants for their vials. They’d have one too, right?>Go help one of your pokemon (specify)>Something else
>>1328984>>1329004Actually changing my vote for this, don't want to be cocky and screw ourselves over Make sure to smile & wink though
>>1329035>Go help one of your pokemon (specify)stomp around and see if mace can hear the vial clink from the vibrations of the stomping
>>1329035>Search in the buildingThe only places I can think of that you'd expect to find a vial are with cooking supplies, or make up. Both would be inside.
>>1329035Move around alot so mace can hear the vail, If there's no joy, ask an assistant and if they don't reveal it, pay attention to if they slip up and eyes dart anywhere for a split second
>>1329035>Go help one of your pokemon (specify)Gobble should be able to smell it out using Odor Sleuth, promise him food if he finds it before our death
>>1329035>>Search in the buildingThe first place Herb looks just happens to be the gym leaders underwear drawer
>>1329035It probably smells like the gym leaders hands. Have gobble use odor sleuth
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>1329088
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>1329088
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>1329088
>>1329062 Gobble dives headfirst into the draw to pick up the scent for odour sleuth
>>1329035>Ask the assistants for their vials. They’d have one too, right?If they have vials, all they need to do is show them to us. We're apparently so goddamn fast that if we see them we should have a pretty good chance of just being able to just grab them.Alternatively, we're not fast and Kalai was just dumbstruck when we casually took the vial because it didn't trigger her reflexes. In which case we could still try for the grab anyway.
>>1329035>>1329044SupportingAlso, could we ask Polu what it smelled/tasted like?
You start stomping around. You can see Mace immediately perk up and focus in on you. Perfect. With his hearing, you’ll find it in no time.“What are you doing?” Polu asks.“Helping Mace.” You point to your Pokemon. Polu nods, and stomps as well while he searches. “Go Liaron!” He evolved Aron! Now’s not the time to gush, though. The heavy pokemon stomps around, and Polu goes back to searching.You run around, not sure where to go. But you figure around the wooden structure of the building makes the most sense to start with, instead of the compacted dirt. You try to time it so that you Mace has a good chance to listen to every stomp as you move around.Mace lights up. He comes rolling down to alert you that he’s found something.“Where is it, Mace?”He points to two spots. One is in the ground against the edge of the building. The other is on the wood of the patio. Both spots seem fairly large.Kalai stands on top of the patio, looking a bit worried. “You’re looking a bit pale. You’d better dig quickly.”Polu comes running over. Even with his help. digging would take some time. Mace can’t seem to narrow it down too much, other than a large area. If there’s something in the patio, your best guess is that it’s under a hidden area that might take awhile to find.You could split up and try both, but that’d double the time. You’re sweating like crazy and your stomach is making a lot of noises.>Polu, help me dig>Polu, help me search the patio>Have Polu dig while you search>Get Gobble to sniff her hands and use Odor Sleuth. Maybe he can narrow it down, even if that takes some time.>Something else
>>1329182>>Have Polu dig while you searchwe can have mace help find it on the patio, Liaron can help dig
>>1329182>>Have Polu dig while you search>>Get Gobble to sniff her hands and use Odor Sleuth. Maybe he can narrow it down, even if that takes some time.
>>1329182>Have Polu dig while you search>Get Gobble to sniff her hands and use Odor Sleuth. Maybe he can narrow it down, even if that takes some time.We probably should have split the dose between the two of us, that way we would have had more time.
>>1329182>>Have Polu dig while you search>>Get Gobble to sniff her hands and use Odor Sleuth. Maybe he can narrow it down, even if that takes some time.also >liaron
>>1329182>Gobble use odour sleuth > get polu to help once we've narrowed down the location> try to heal ourselves to buy more time
>>1329182>Have Polu dig while you search>Get Gobble to sniff her hands and use Odor Sleuth. Maybe he can narrow it down, even if that takes some time.Also, if we need to stall for time, we should try a healing self-hug. Even if it doesn't work at all, we'll have learned that it either doesn't work on poison or doesn't work on ourself.
>>1329182>Have Polu dig while you search>Get Gobble to sniff her hands and use Odor Sleuth. Maybe he can narrow it down, even if that takes some time.
>>1329238That's a butt alright
“Gobble. Smell her hands, and Odor Sleuth.”“Woah now!” The gym leader pulls her hands away from Gobble. He chases after her and jumps around, trying to get close enough to get a good sniff in. She can move quickly. Dice chases to help out. They both sort of chase her around as she evades them.“Polu. I need your help to dig while I search.”“Right!” He wipes away some sweat, and picks up a nearby shovel. “Lairon! Let’s dig! Be careful, though.”It nods, but looks at it’s front paws trying to figure out how gentle it can be.You run your hands along the wood. There’s got to be a seam or something. Come on. Where is it? You put your hands on yourself and try to concentrate and heal yourself. You feel a warmth come from them, but you don’t know what effect that had, if any. You think the poison might be messing with your senses.Come on, come on, where is it?Aha! There it is.“W-wait!” The gym leader yells to you. Reaching out her hands, she gives Gobble the perfect opportunity to smell them.Just as that happens, Polu yells out. “Found it!” Hi drags a small plastic milk crate out of the ground and nearly falls backward once it gets it up. “Come on bro, hurry.”Sweat stings your eyes. You wipe it away.The gym leader is racing Gobble to beat him there. You don’t get the impression she’ll let you open this up once she gets here.>One second. You have to know what’s under here>Right! Go to Polu and drink>Something else
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under hereMYSTERY BOX
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under here
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under heredoubt we'd be able to win that race considering how tired we are
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under hereBULLY THE GYM LEADER
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under here.MYSTERY BOX!!!! EVEN IF IT KILLS US!!!!!!
>>1329353>>One second. You have to know what’s under here"Oh man, this poison, i'm just not thinking straight"
>>1329353>>One second. You have to know what’s under heretime to find her secret compartment
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under hereBut also>have Polu bring you the crate.Honestly, I think we can rely on Polu to make certain this doesn't go too poorly for us.
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under herePlease tell me it's a diary of some sort.Please tell me she writes about how badly she wants to be colonized. We need more entries in the war.
>>1329353>One second. You have to know what’s under hereCan't resist
“Sure. One second though.” You pull up the board and look inside.“There’s nothing there!” You hear Kalai’s voice say. But considering how this gym has been working so far, you don’t want to fall for some sort of deception. You dig in.Some sort of men’s fitness magazine. That’s weird, because the assistants were both girls. Oh, what’s this? Some sort of notebook! It might be a clue, like the real directions to the cure. What Polu found could be a diversion!Not sure where to start, you flip to a random page. “At this point I’d do anything for a good man. -Anything.- It’s just so lonely in the gym. I-”The book is ripped from your hands. You look up and see Kalai standing over you. She is fuming. Her glare is almost as scary as Jane’s. Gobble cautiously backs away, and Dice just hangs off her arm, slowly slipping down from where he gently bit her. She tosses it back in the hole and slams it shut.Polu reaches you with two vials in his hand. You look back to the crate and only see one missing.He drinks one as he hands you the other. “I wasn’t going to let you suffer alone, man.”You drink the other.>Give him a hug. What a bro!>Thanks, but next time please take my advice>Just share a look and a nod. That’s what men do, right?>Something else
>>1329439>High Five! Thanks Polu!
>>1329439>Give him a hug. What a bro!But like, not a GAY hug or anything like that, because we're not gay.
>>1329439>Just share a look and a nod. That’s what men do, right?
>>1329439>>Just share a look and a nod. That’s what men do, right?
>>1329439>epic bro fist
>>1329439>Give him a hug. What a bro!
>>1329439>>Give him a hug. What a bro!Two sweaty bros hugging, that's norm-Huh, where did Kalai go?
>>1329439>Give him a hug. What a bro!I'm so sorry, Kalai. This isn't going to help.I don't suppose we can set Polu up somehow? Dude's been a bro, and if I remember correctly he has a crush but not a girlfriend.If only we had more male friends in this quest to throw around at girls. We need to rectify that somehow.
>>1329473I'm completely against pairing the spares. Let the girls choose their own waifus.
>>1329439>High Five! Thanks Polu!>epic bro fist>Give him a hug. What a bro!In this order
You look into his eyes, and he looks into yours for a brief second. He lifts a hand to pound your fist, but you’re already putting your arms around him. “Thanks, Polu.” It’s only after you’re leaning on him that it really occurs to you that he’s not wearing a shirt anymore. He must have taken it off while digging.You see Keira as you look over his shoulder. You can’t hear her from here, but she’s clasping her hands together and going “awww.”“Stop having your sweaty, gross, boy hug and stand up!” Kalai yells. “You’ve earned the right to challenge the gym.” Her voice drips with venom.The two of you shoot up. Polu gives you a quick and stealthy fistbump while she paces.“This is a different type of battle than you’re used to. It will be a double battle, with four Pokemon per side total. But,” she stomps down hard on the wood, “you’ll need to protect your plushie.” She tosses you a large stuff pokemon. It looks like what your pokedex shows before the picture of a pokemon loads. You think it’s also the picture used for Substitute. “And take the head off of mine. Got that? Decapitate the enemy plushie to win. The Plushie can’t touch the ground outside of the battle area, just like any other pokemon. Knocking out all the pokemon on the other side is a win by default, but it never really comes down to that. Now go get ready!”Polu goes running to the opposite side of the field with the plushie.Boy, she’s really angry. You don’t really feel like you did anything wrong, though. She had you searching and paranoid, and the vials and her hidden stuff were close together. You do feel a bit like saying something, but you don’t know what. You might make it worse.>Go with him. You two need time to strategize>Apologize anyway>Tell her it’s okay to be lonely>Something else
>>1329568>Apologize anyway>Tell her it’s okay to be lonely (and hug her)Sounds like the Herb thing to do.
>>1329568>Apologize anyway>Tell her it’s okay to be lonely
>>1329568>>Apologize anyway>>Tell her it’s okay to be lonely
>>1329568>>Apologize anyway"If you were poisoned would you of taken that chance?"...>Tell her it’s okay to be lonely
>>1329568>Go with him. You two need time to strategizeOther two options are good, but just not right now, in public.
>>1329568>Apologize anyway>Something elseAlso tell her we understand. We had different circumstances behind it (body image and naive nature), but we've been lonely for a while too. That changed with coming here.Maybe she ought to consider a journey herself. Terrifying as it is at times, it seems like our life is improving now that we've come here.
>>1329568>“Stop having your sweaty, gross, boy hug and stand up!” Kalai yells.Nah but you love it, Kalai
>>1329568>Apologize anyway>Tell her it’s okay to be lonelyWe should also tell her that she'll find a good man quickly because of ll her good qualities or whatever.
>>1329568>Apologize anyway>Tell her it’s okay to be lonelyHerb can tell her how nobody payed much attention to him before he came to the islands.
So do you guys think Bella could use magical leaf without us having trained it? Because that seems like a real good way to take the head off of that plushie. And do we want Gobble or Mace to guard our plush? I feel like Mace.
>>1329606Dunno what good qualities we could name, but I'll give it a shot.>Clever, if her status as the leader in this gym is any indication.>Has an interesting knowledge base if her poison comment is anything to go by.>Can we gauge her attractiveness? Not sure how smooth Herb would be on that front.
>>1329651Well do we only have 1 Pokemon out at a time?
>>1329651I feel Dice would be best to send after it rather than chancing Bella learning a move mid battle
>>1329659I guess it'll depend on whether Polu feels more suited to playing offense or defense then, huh?>>1329670Yeah, that makes sense. He is a dodgy little fella, and those teeth are sharp.
“Sorry about reading that. It’s just, I was poisoned and didn’t want to take any chances.”“Don’t say things you don’t mean.” She fumes at you. But she collects herself right after. “It’s fine. Just forget everything.” She makes a motion like you should keep your voice down. She waves at her assistants to keep away.“There’s nothing wrong with being lonely. And I don’t think you’d have any trouble finding a good man. You’ve got a lot of good qualities.”“You read -that- page?”You keep going. “Good qualities like you’re clever, you sound like you really know what you’re talking about with poison...”“Oh spirits.” She puts her fingers on her forehead.“...and that robe really works for you. It accentuates your figure when the wind blows.”“Stop it! Go get ready!” She starts pushing you away. “Go! Go!” Despite her angry tone, you think you detected a hint of a smile.“Go!”Or maybe you just imagined it. You get moving to Polu.Polu stretches. His glistening, muscled chest is a bit distracting since his tone is really showing after he did all that digging. You wish you looked that strong.“So, I was thinking one of us should guard it, and the other work on taking her plushie out.” He says.That sounds like a pretty straightforward strategy, but part of you worries about how not-straightforward this battle could get. If she has both of her pokemon focusing on defense or offense, it might overwhelm the one pokemon handling that on your side.He lean’s on Lairon. You’re guessing that he’s going to send him out first.>Sounds good. I’ll defend>Good plan, I’ll attack>Let’s keep both her pokemon busy with a normal battle until an opportunity presents itself>Let’s both go on the offense, we’ll blitz it before she knows what happened>Something else
>>1329726>Good plan, I’ll attack
>>1329726>Good plan, I’ll attack>Let's come up with a signal to swap places when the time comes. That'll throw her off if we don't have to yell it out.
>>1318271>Sounds good. I’ll defendGobble is a wall.
>>1329726>>Good plan, I’ll attackLairon is a wall mon
>>1329726>>Good plan, I’ll attack
>>1329726>>Good plan, I’ll attackLairon will make a good wall against the poison types
>>1329726What does the battle field look like?
“Good plan. I’ll attack.” You say, pausing to see if he has any objections. You don’t want to be too pushy.“Alright. Lairon and I can handle defense. Isn’t that right, buddy?”Lairon roars. It’s not a vicious or aggressive roar, just the low, bellowing noise you’d expect from such a heavy creature. He looks pretty happy, actually.You get your side ready. Lairon, on Polu’s suggestion, keeps the doll in it’s mouth.The battlefield has a few trees and patches of tell grass in it between the two sides. Not enough to totally obscure your view of Kalai, though. To your left, there’s the long pond that Dice was swimming around looking for the antidote. To the right, there’s a small monkey bar set, about twelve feet high. It’s sides are scratched and marked with the sign of a good amount of battles.“Go Scolipede and Salandit.” She throws both pokeballs up into the air with practiced grace.Those two look scary.>Go Gobble!>Go Mace!>Go Belladonna!>Go Dice!
>>1329862>Go Mace!We can plink them from range. Corrosion is gonna be a bitch unless Polu tells us about it.
>>1329862>Go Dice!That Salandit might be trouble for Lairon. We want to balance that out.
>>1329862>Go Mace!>tell grass
>>1329938Oh, I'm a fan of this.
Rolled 31, 98 = 129 (2d100)[Ignore this]
>>1329948I can't ignore a roll like that, Gobble
>>1329948Hard to ignore a roll like that.
>>1329952He can't save us anon
“So that’s how you two are going to play it. Well then, we’ll just have to show you why our gym has such a fierce reputation.”It might have something to do with the poison trial. But then again, the battle could be even worse. You aren’t going to let Polu down on this, or your pokemon.Kalai yells out some orders that you can't quite make out due to a gust of wind, and her Pokemon fly into action.Scolipede rolls around the doll in the back, making a perimeter that’d be hard to get through. On one lap, uses Iron Defense.It’s the one she called Salandit that worries you even more, though. It quickly runs up half the length of the field, and fires a Flame Burst at Lairon.It explodes brilliantly! The fire splashes off the huge metal pokemon, sending bits of flame all over, including on your team’s doll, and hitting Mace in the back.“Lairon!” Polu yells. That looks like it really hurt, despite how big and sturdy that pokemon is. Lairon quickly puts out the flaming doll by pressing it against the dirt.Polu poses dramatically without looking like he’s trying to do so at all. “Alright, bro. Let’s take them out! I've got that Salandit!”Lairon starts charging forward and Salandit before Polu tells him what move to use. You guess he’ll have an order once he gets closer.>Headbutt Scollipede with a rocket powered charge!>Hit Salandit with Mud Slap on your way to Scolipede>Rock Blast (Specify target)>Iron Defense yourself. Don’t get cocky>Try Gravity. Keep those lighter pokemon from any monkey business>Something else
>>1330043>Try Gravity. Keep those lighter pokemon from any monkey business
>>1330043>Rock Blast (Specify target)Salandit, give some covering fire.
>>1330043>>Rock Blast Scollipede
>>1330043>Rock Blast (Specify target)Salandit
>>1330043>rock blast ScolipedeCan't let him buff his defense too much.
>>1330043>Rock Blast (Specify target)Salandit.
>>1330043>Rock Blast Salandit
>>1330043>>Rock Blast Salandit
[Dice those rolls!]
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>1330136But we have Mace out
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1330136ROLLAN
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>1330136
>>1330142Revenge Status: Taken
>>1330142>>1330139Mace apparently doesn't like it when his partners are hurt on his watch.Giving him a cape sounds like a better and better idea each day.
>>1330156It has been the plan since day 1 for a reason.
>>1330142Lucky rock comes in handy.
Rolled 100 (1d100)[Ignore me again]
>>1330232Damn, hope that is for Polu.
>>1330232I hope to god that is Polu and Salandit just got fucking merc'd
>>1330232How can anyone ignore a nat 100
>>1330232That better be fucking Polu's roll otherwise we're fucked.
>>1330136>>1330142D O I T F O R H E R
>>1330232Man. Tonight is going to be painful.
Rolled 54 (1d100)[Oh yeah, this too]
>>1330256FUCK, THAT MEANS THE FIRST THING WASN'T POLU. PANIC
>>1330256You know there are whole sites devoted to automatic dice rolls...or do you like seeing us suffer.
So was the hundred polu or the gym leader?
>>1330325inb4 it was Mace evolving
Has Gobble hacked into qst to get good rolls or something?
>>1330333This feels pretty typical for this run.
>>1330256I'm betting this is Lairon's second target for a multi-hit move.
>>1330373That was Scolipede defending the doll, r-right?
Mace is having none of that. He turns his attention to Salandit as he works his way to the other end of the field. Sensing his need to do something about that Salandit, you give him exactly the order he wants. “Mace! Rock Blast!”Mace doesn’t need to be told twice. He unloads a barrage of hard hitting rocks on the lizard pokemon. It’s caught off guard as its struck from the side, over and over again. WHAM! POW WHAM again!Mace zooms on by after that horrific attack, leaving the Salandit to sort itself out. It barely manages to get up before the charging Lairon closes in. It’s struck with Headbutt! And holy jeez! That sends it flying. Salandit smashes through two trees and embeds and wraps itself around the third. Kalai has to run over and catch it as it peels off and falls to her waiting arms. “Salandit!” She puts it away with it’s ball and quickly reaches for another. “Scolipede! Forget the plan. We’re not holding back for them at all. Use Earthquake!”Scolipede gets it’s revenge on your team for it’s fallen ally as the ground around Lairon and Mace shakes so hard that it knocks them over. Lairon collapses. Mace is hurt two, but still has a lot of fight in him.That bug has a lot of power!Lairon crawls to it’s feet, but it’s breathing heavily. That fire attack before really did a number on it, and Earthquake looked especially effective.“Lairon, that’s enough. I’m proud of you, but you’re throwing in the towel.” Polu retrieves him, then reaches for his next ball. The doll falls to the ground and Polu hurries to get his next pokemon out.While that’s going on, Kalai sends out her next pokemon. Vileplume. That’s a fully evolved pokemon!“I knew you two were more than you appeared!” She yells, mostly to herself. “Nobody just takes something out of my hands like that. Not an amatuer, anyway.”This is a tricky call. You could go for their doll from here and probably damage it while Mace is close enough and has the opening, or you could cover the defense in case they’re able to do something fast and tricky.>Rock Blast at the doll! Bludgeon it up>Rock Blast one of the pokemon (specify)>Mud Slap that Vileplume as it enters.>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)>Have Mace fly back and protect your doll while Polu gets his next pokemon>Something else
>>1330373You're an optimistic one, aren't you.
>>1330395>Have Mace fly back and protect your doll while Polu gets his next pokemon
>>1330395>Have Mace fly back and protect your doll while Polu gets his next pokemon2 moves in a round reeee
>>1330395>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)Rocket blast their doll. They'll need to scramble to defend it.
>>1330395>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force ScolipedeTake out the AoE fighter.>Mace is hurt twoShould be "too".>Not an amatuerShould be "amateur".
>>1330395>>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)ScoliopedeMach Hammer
>>1330395>Mace is hurt twoButt
>>1330395>>Rock Blast one of the pokemon (specify)Scoliopede
>>1330395>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)Scolipede
>>1330395>Something elseHave Mace obliterate the doll with is energy beam.
>>1330420[And here's number two]
>>1330395First work, then a motorcycle accident. Busy day gobble.>>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)Scoliopede>>1323977No. Women like looking at dudes asses too. Your logic is flawed, you've come undone.
>>1330395>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)Scolipede.
>>1330395>Zoom and headbutt! Full Force (specify)Dollor>>1330452If Mace can target the Doll from where he is.
[Roll for Mach Hammer on Scolipede.]
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>1330490Come on Best Rock.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>1330490
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>1330490Yeah!
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>1330490
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>1330490>>1330495BEST ROCK
>>1330495Well, done anon. Never Lucky Herb strikes again!
>>1330495Are we playing rocket tag? Crits all around!
>>1330495This is just going to be a crit fight, isn't it?I swear, if Mace evolves it's going to be into Oberon, logic and pokemon genetics be damned.
>>1330495Mace is an unstoppable murder machine.
>>1330495That rock we gave him truly is lucky
>>1330453Where did these traditions of asking for butts and receiving butts when Gobble makes a typing mistake come from?
>>1330511Jet Propelled Gigalith that has 400 speed
>>1330519Gobbles started it in Pokemon Quest and then we started asking for them.
>>1330519Pretty much from the start of last run, by Gobble.
>>1330495Thank you lucky rock
>>1330495This battle is a fucking roller coaster and I love it.
>>1330519[Not just typing mistake. Continuity errors and other mistakes too! I felt bad because I kept making so many.Also I like excuses to post lewd pictures.]
>>1330551All praise Gobble
>>1330551>Not just typing mistake.Should be "mistakes".More butts Gobble!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>1330562
>>1330395I'm just gonna be the pedant and point out that>She puts it away with it’s ball>Scolipede gets it’s revenge on your team for it’s fallen ally>Lairon crawls to it’s feet"It's" with the apostrophe is only ever a contraction of "it is."
>>1330613[Luckily I grabbed a few butts before starting]
>>1330627>I grabbed a few butts I think that's called "being a groper" Gobble.
>>1330627Okay if were we to add up all the butts gobble has ever posted, how much memory would the butts take up?
>>1330645That butt archive that was posted (60MB or so, IIRC) + whatever has been added since.
>>1330645Let's ballpark it at 5 butts per /tg/ thread, averaging 200kb each picture, to give us 1mb of butts per thread. At 162 threads, we have 162mb.We'll again assume that for these threads, but we have about 3 runs per thread, so we'll triple it. At 31 threads so far, we'd have an additional 93mb. Total comes to 255mb.Given >>1330669, though, I'm likely horribly wrong.
“Mace! Headbutt that Scolipede with everything you’ve got!”Mace fires like a rocket, sending a wave of air pressure across the grass on the spot he was standing. He flies over the ground, not quite touching it. He doesn’t fly in a straight line though. He curves around a few obstacles and then only goes straight on the last stretch.Wham! Scolipede looks like it hand the wind struck out of it from that. It flails off to near the edge of the arena by where Kalai is. It just barely manages to hold on and use its many legs to come to a skidding stop before going over the line.“Scolipede!” She yells. She quickly turns to you and growls, though. “You’re no clueless kid. I don’t like being played! Vileplume! Slow that rock down!”Polu looks over to Keira, then moves his hand from one ball to the other. “Go, Larvesta!”It appears at the same time as Vileplume launches a cloud of Stun Spore at Mace. But to everyone’s surprise, he’s able to jet out of the way.He and Scolipede end up staring each other down with the doll in the middle. Vileplume looks back, then turns to run towards Larvesta and your team’s doll.“Scolipede! Let’s change it up. Toxic!”Mace is far away from Vileplume and Larvesta, but a Rock Blast, if angled up high, could still reach over there.Or he could try dodging that Toxic. But playing the dodge game against Scolipede might not be a long term solution. It’s getting faster and faster by the second.Mace could also try using Gravity as a defensive move to make the Toxic hit the ground before reaching him. That trick would probably only work once, and even then it’s risky.]>Try to finish Scolipede with Rock Blast>Ignore Scolipede and Rock Blast that doll to shreds!>Mud Slap! Quickly now.>Rock Blast Vileplume in the back. She won’t see it coming from there>Something else
>>1330710>Try to finish Scolipede with Rock Blast
>>1330710>Mud Slap! Quickly now!
>>1330710>>Ignore Scolipede and Rock Blast that doll to shreds!
>>1330710>Ignore Scolipede and Rock Blast that doll to shreds!
>>1330710>Try to finish Scolipede with Rock BlastRemember, this thing has earthquake. We don't want to fuck with that.
>>1330710>Ignore Scolipede and Rock Blast that doll to shreds!And this is when the rolls start to turn.>and even then it’s risky.]That's a typo Gobble.
>>1330710>Ignore Scolipede and Rock Blast that doll to shreds!Go for the win!
>>1330710>Ignore Scolipede and Rock Blast that doll to shreds!>Scolipede looks like it hand the wind struck out of it*had
>>1330770Must have misremembered.
>>1330770Hehe, just enough butts, might even want 5mb more if Anon's calculations were right.
>>1330770Fuckin' A for estimates.Gobble, can I have a butt for being close?
>>1330785Roll for butts
>>1330770So does every character have a folder or is Evan just your favorite?
>>1330770>DeliciousWhat's in there?
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>1330791Sure?
Rolled 56, 25 = 81 (2d100)[Roll for attack!]
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>1330807
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>1330807
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>1330807ONE LAST PUSH
Okay so what are Keira and Polu thinking about this gym battle so far?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>1330807Booyah!
>>1330780[I added a lot since last quest]>>1330785[Okay]>>1330793[It's "Evil." There are only a few pics in there, though. It was meant for Dark Kat pictures.]>>1330797[Originally brown pokemon girls, but it's expanded to be anything related to Sun and Moon characters]
>>1330827your pictures still skewed towards Hilda?Should we go find that one anon who counted them all again?
>>1330827who's your favorite pokegirl?
Toxic slaps Mace on the side of his head. He’s poisoned now, but that won’t stop him.“Rock Blast that doll to nothing!”He fires a harsh barrage of small but heavy rocks. They’re not particularly sharp or very jagged, but they’re still rip it up fairly well. It flies along the grass with each hit, losing more fluff and tearing up. The head on it sticks on by a small bit. You were hoping to take it out entirely, but at least it’ll be easy to finish off with one attack, now.“Larvesta! Hit it with Flame Charge!” Polu yells beside you.Larvesta surrounds itself in a ball of flames, and tackles Vileplume. It’s a sloppy attack, but it’s still super effective. The plant pokemon blows out a singed leaf after it skids along the grass to a stop.“Vileplume! Put that Larvesta to sleep! Sleep Powder!”Uh oh. If Larvesta is put to sleep, your side’s doll will be totally open.If Polu retrieves his Larvesta as it gets hit, you could throw out a second pokemon to cover for it. Larvesta would be out of the match for good, though.Scolipede crawls up around the doll. You’re not sure if it’s going to try to act like a goalie, or grab it and flee.>Attack the doll again! Try to end this.>Ask Polu to retrieve Larvesta so you can send in someone else>Mace! Hit Vileplume from behind!>Mace! Rocket back to the doll! Hurry!>Something else
>>1330840Well Hilda was a stand in for Kat wasn't she?We ever figure out Kat's last name?
>>1330928>>Mace! Rocket back to the doll! Hurry!
>>1330928>Mud Slap the Sleep PowderPrevention is the best cure.
>>1330928Changing>1330939to supporting>1330940adding >Fall back towards our doll and regroup
>>1330928>Mud Slap the Sleep Powder
>>1330928>>Attack the doll again! Try to end this.She's got another pokemon in reserve, even if we KO Scolipede, we'll still be on the same footing. Destroy the doll before Scolipede reaches it and we win
>>1330928>>1330940Sounds tricky, but I support it.
>>1330928>Mace! Rocket back to the doll! Hurry!For mudslap aren't we super far away?
>>1330820[Keira has been screaming internally pretty much the entire time you've been here. The battle is even more exciting. If she doesn't remember to breath soon, she'll be in trouble. Polu is excited, but at the same time feeling like he's dropping the ball a bit and that you're carrying things.]>>1330840[Nah. I think Lillie might have taken the edge with butts. Fanart likes her upskirts]>>1330901[Don't make me choose!]
>>1330932We never even learned her first name.>>1330928>Mace! Rocket back to the doll! Hurry!
>>1330967>[Nah. I think Lillie might have taken the edge with butts. Fanart likes her upskirts]how could you betray her like that.I love Lillie butts though
>>1330928>Mace! Rocket back to the doll! Hurry!
>>1330967you mustyou'll probably get a bunch of pics of her
>>1331006anon, anon please, don't hit me right in my fetish
>>1331003>>1331007>>1330976>>1330963>>1330939THis is abandoining Larvesta to getting wreckt. ALso Scolopeded will earthquake again
>>1331032We were barely in range for Rock Blast before. Mud Slap is gonna be super hard and we won't be back at the doll even if it works.
>>1331032Also>Vileplume v a Fire/BugWatch out for Hidden Power Rock? And Earthquake going for Mace would hit Vileplume too
>>1331032If you look i changed my vote to cover Larvesta with Mudslap and falling back to regroup.Plus Scolipede is on the defensive atm. we can plan our counter offensive once we've regrouped
Rolled 56 (1d100)[Roll roll roll!And do fairly well ]
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>1331076Rollin
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>1331076
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>1331076Don't let us down Best Rock.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>1331076K
>>1331076That's a hell of a picture there, Gobble. Thank you for this bounty of cute girl.
I really want to bully this gym leader to tears. Is that bad?
>>1331095yesshe deserves to be swept off her feet by a cute mainlander
>>1331095No bully. Herb is a good boy who gets bullied.
I wonder if a girl started to try actively attempting to seduce herb how would he react,to both her advances and the fat someone wants to be with him
>>1331108But what if she secretly likes getting bullied?No one ever payed attention to her before. So any attention should be enough for her.
>>1331148Didn't you read the Hana bin?
Rolled 79 (1d100)[Disregard this]
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>1331186no.
>>1331148just wait for our next blowjo- ...date with Jane>>1331169>So any attention should be enough for her.you don't give a best girl anything but loving attention they deserve
>>1331186>>1331190I don't see how this could have been more perfect
>>1331148Seducing us to throw us off our game or post victory seduction celebration?
Vileplume lowers it’s head and puffs a large cloud of powder at the flying bug pokemon. “Mace! Mudslap that attack!”Mace rockets back. A trial of flattened grass follows in his wake. His momentum takes him wooshing past the Vileplume, and a big sloppy slap of mud rolls over the powder in his wake.Another burst of energy brings him to a slowing stop and he rests on the ground. He’s getting pretty tired.“Nice! Now Larvesta! Hit it with Flame Charge again!”Larvesta does just that. Another hard blow against the Grass type pokemon. It must be pretty experienced, because it’s still up and ready to fight after that. The good news is, Larvesta is looking really fast after two of those in a row. It comes back and scurries in front of the doll to protect it.“We won’t let you get away with this!” She yells. “Nobody humiliates me in front of my grunts!” She shakes her head. “I mean my assistants!”“I think we can finish that Vileplume if we attack together.”That’s a tempting idea. Those status moves could really cause problems.Dang. Where did Scolipede go? You’ve got a bad feeling about this.>Alright! Double team that Vileplume! Rocket Headbutt!>Wait! Let’s hang back and stay on the defensive together for a second. Let Mace catch his breath and avoid a potential trap>Fire Rock Blasts into one of the tall patches of grass. He has to be hiding in there. It’ll leave Mace open, though.>Something else
>>1331301>Wait! Let’s hang back and stay on the defensive together for a second. Let Mace catch his breath and avoid a potential trap
>>1331301>>Wait! Let’s hang back and stay on the defensive together for a second. Let Mace catch his breath and avoid a potential trap
>>1331301>Wait! Let’s hang back and stay on the defensive together for a second. Let Mace catch his breath and avoid a potential trapGod I'm tempted to go for the obvious Double team joke
>>1331301>>Something elsehave Larvesta burn the grass while Mace shuts down any more powder moves. It'll hurt Scolipede if we guess right, and could burn up the doll if we're lucky
>>1331301>Wait! Let’s hang back and stay on the defensive together for a second. Let Mace catch his breath and avoid a potential trapFucker is using Dig and will wreck our shit otherwise
>>1331301>Wait! Let’s hang back and stay on the defensive together for a second. Let Mace catch his breath and avoid a potential trapSomething is fishy