Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1315085/Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYjTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG-Jessie laughs as I sigh and take another bite of ginger, pulping half of the root with a single bite as she lays against me, still laughing her ass off as she pats me on the back once."Are you done yet?" I ask, already annoyed and pissed off at the one friend I had before I got to Tartarus city."Sorry sorry" She says, holding her fist up to try and calm down, as I keep on chewing on my root, to get all the flavor and juice out of it "I just....May its just so funny"."I don't see how my...relationship is funny" I grumble, as she frowns guiltily "No, its surprising, but seeing you like that is just....I always took you for more of a pit bull than a little puppy, May" She says teasingly"Shut up!" I yell, chewing on the rest of the ginger as the big cow smirks damn near exactly like an imp girl "Dammit! stop making me embarrassed you cow, Its just how....it is, Yvette is too cuddly and I can't really be....ya know, look I don't really know what to do, so shut up before I actually get mad jessie""Sorry" She says softly "I mean...you nearly gave me a heart attack from shock you know""And you've been making me want to dig a hole to die in since you found out" I growl as Jessie hangs her head, looking really guilty now"Hey, its what friends do, I just thought you'd laugh" She says meekly as I glare at her, as she stare out at the river at the bottom of the cliff "Still never knew you were..."She makes a few weird motions with her hands, stopping as she sees my frown deepen into a scowl."Gay? Trust me its a surprise for me to" I snort, before I smirk "Still, not torn up about it, Yvvy's a fun girl""Well I'm happy for you but it kind of" She says, blushing as she covers her chest and looks away "kind of makes all the hugs I gave you a little...weird now, doesn't it?""You mean near smotherings, you fat ass" I cackle as she glares at me and giggles "and...not really, your my friend, friends hug eachother right""Yeah but still" She says shrugging "Its kind of....I don't know its just feels weird to me now""Only now?" I ask with a huffing laugh "ah, you're the weird one here Bell, You spent years doing that to me and only now do you""Shut up" She says, looking really flustered now, stomping her hoof on the edge of the cliff....breaking a big chunk of it offI laugh as she jumps back, looking even more embarrassed now. Cont
>>1342663What do I do? Mess with her some more Hey, Jesss, wanna fight? OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon thank her for not being TOO weird about all this Reassure her she isn't my type anyways....I think? Do the old "pretending to push her off the edge" prank 1d20+might Guilt trip her Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse apologize for being a little bitchy You know, Yvette is still probably Embarrassed that you walked in on her shining my scales.Call her fat and laugh at her Show off my new magic 1d20+Magic write inSorry I've been sick a lot lately, I'm just the type who only gets sick for like... once or twice a year,but stays sick for fucking ever. May have to push USNQ back a day, but I'm not sure.
>>1342664> OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME> Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon> thank her for not being TOO weird about all this> Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse> apologize for being a little bitchyHope you're feeling better HM
>>1342664> Mess with her some more> Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon> thank her for not being TOO weird about all this> You know, Yvette is still probably Embarrassed that you walked in on her shining my scales.> OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME> Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpseGlad you're feeling better HM.
>>1342664> OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME> Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon> thank her for not being TOO weird about all this> Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse> apologize for being a little bitchy
>>1342664> Mess with her some more> Reassure her she isn't my type anyways....I think?> thank her for not being TOO weird about all this> Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon> apologize for being a little bitchy> Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpsePlease do make sure you take care of yourself more though, I'll admit to being nervous about other cancellations because of sicknesses/other means. Please don't stretch yourself too thin.>That TitleWelllllllllll shit...I sense some bad times coming for a certain wingless lizard...
>>1342664 OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon thank her for not being TOO weird about all this apologize for being a little bitchy You know, Yvette is still probably Embarrassed that you walked in on her shining my scales.
I stare at the spot she nearly tripped down as she clutches her chest looking a little pale as she breaths in an out heavily.Looks like someone got scared, Can't blame her since she nearly fell down the side of a cliff. I mean sure she'd be probably fine but... wait I forgot I was going to tell her about the cool thing Yvvy can do!."OH HEY!" I shout, pointing the last little bit of ginger at her as she turns to me, still looking a bit out of it "YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT"She stares at me, chuckling as the color slowly comes back to her face. She shakes her head and sighs, now looking more confused than scared shitless."ITS AWESOME!" I shout, stepping up to her, my tail wagging as she smiles and tilts her head"Wow, well never knew that was something someone can do, must've been quite the experience or you two" She says with a smile "Maybe I can go along sometime""yeah, maybe, but the one world we went to was a bit...well there were a few fucks in it" I say, rolling my shoulders as I lean back and toss the last bit of ginger into my mouth "Still need to give a few things back to them but...eh""Where...exactly did you go?" She asks, frowning as I chew nice and slowly, glancing at her as I swallow"Ah, Valhalla' I snort, chuckling as I turn back to the river roaring just under our feet "Met two gods, Magni and Modi, they were....well really desperate and magni was just kind of a cunt, but to be fair I was looting the"Jessie glares at me"Dammit May" She groans, facepalming "the first thing you do in a new world is steal, why?""Hey, they weren't going to need them and I needed a souvenir" I laugh, grinning widely as I add "But yeah, I was looting the dead""Jesus May" Jessie sighs, hanging her head "No wonder they were pissed""Yeah, I know, I know" I sigh, craning my neck back and scratching one of my smaller horns "But they hit on me to, so really no ones in the wrong here...especially cause they treated me like I was still the...my old self""Yeah, but they do ha....wait are they gay or something to?" She asks frowning deeply as she glances at me "Oh no, they never died so they still have their dicks" I say bluntly as she blushes and face palms "Thought that was obvious, we were the first girls they've seen that weren't related to them in some way""Must've been a rude awakening" Jessie says bluntly "But if they still act like you were...Nidhogr? right? well maybe they deserved it a little""Oh I don't blame them for that, old me was a massive bastard" I snort angrily "But I also feel sorry for the poor guy, its complicated, but when I found my corpse I saw just why they hated the old me....also Magni fucking killed the old me its....just confusing alright""W...wow I...I'm sorry?" Jessie says, unsure of what to say to make me feel better or just not to piss me off, her tail swishing behind her "Yeah that does kind of make it...a grey area but still no reason to be mean to the new..er to you"cont
>>1342742"Eh, I don't care much sure it was disturbing and still kind of is, but I just want to get this claw I took from the old me made into a sword or something" I say grinning as Jessie frowns"You looted your own corpse?" She asks flatly as I laugh like a mad man and grin cheekily, showing off all my fangs as I stand up on the tips of my claws and look her in the eyes "Why not?" I ask, breathing steam into her face "Its my body, that means I can take whatever I want from it, its dead anyways, besides I already looted other bodies before then, so it wasn't really that bad,besides I got Yvvy a nice shining scale from it....might have to take the rest, with a bit of polishing they'd be""You sound like a serial killer" Jessie cackles as I smirk "Like, that's kind of creepy may""...you have some pretty nice horns there" I sneer, reaching for them as she leans back out of my reach"Not today" She giggles, pushing me back to the ground as I just keep laughing"Aww" I say sarcastically as I push myself up with my tail, still grinning as I laugh with my best friend for awhile.When I finally calm down I look up at the sky and sigh "Ya know, I'm really glad I became a dragon""I know, I'm glad its made you so happy" She says, smiling as I suddenly see a twinkle in the bushes next to herroll 1d20+ finesse or will.
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>>1342751WillForgot to add that
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1342749We get to kill her now, right? Also Willpower, we can tank her fairy shit no problem.
>>1342764I suspect that this isn't actually Puck, but a trick to try and get us to lower our guard. We probably resisted, our dragon sense of looting ignored for now.
>>1342780Yeah that sounds about right, she'd be a tricky bastard like that. I say she get's one more chance to either play nice or fuck off, and if she declines we go hunting.
I glare, narrowing my eyes and crossing my arms, sticking my lower lip out as the small ball of sparkles hits my face. I lean back, feeling a sneeze coming on as the magic or fairy dust or whatever this stuff is falls on and covers my face, and I breath some of it in. It tickles but doesn't do much else. Jessie turns to me, looking a little confused.But past her I see a little shimmering light flying from bush to bush, towards the forest. And a whole lot of little twinkles sitting in the leaves of the bushes.My lip twitches....sure its probably magic bullshit but...still they look like something shining in there, like metal or gems.I shake my head and try to focusWhat do I do? Yell at who ever did that Chase after her 1d20+finesse Try to grow the bushes so she slams into one 1d20+magicIgnore her and keep talking with may Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type Ask jess hows she's been FUCK IT, I NEED THE SHINIES! write in
>>1342793>Ignore her and keep talking with may> Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type> Ask jess hows she's been
>>1342793> Yell at who ever did that> FUCK IT, I NEED THE SHINIES!> Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type> Ask jess hows she's beenI know its a trap, but for story reasons I want to see where it goes.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1342793> Yell at who ever did that> Try to grow the bushes so she slams into one 1d20+magic
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1342793> Try to grow the bushes so she slams into one 1d20+magic> Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type
>>1342814I kind of expect that will rolls will be happening a lot this session.
>>1342814it was resisting the magic, which you did. Instead of making May go full hoarding mode, it just made her almost sneeze
>>1342814We rolled for willpower instead of finesse, so instead of dodging it like a badass we ignored it like a badass.
>>1342793Ignore her and keep talking with may"So, are the fairies considered bullies if they do not take no for an answer and tey to hit you with magic anyway?"
>>1342818Omake: PrankMay yells as the clothes she is wearing turn to dust after trying the ring. In a room inside the Lion's Den, Puck falls out laughting and Blackcat smiles. Of course the Tricksters got their own room, it reduces the colateral if they fight each other."Okay who did that one? Because let's face it, norse curses tend to be way more nasty than that." Blackcat asked as she looked over the naked May who was blushing deep red by using a magic mirror, the dryad looked like it was... interested, almost drooling."I did." All the other tricksters in the room looked at Puss In Boots."You did? Really? Wow, what did she do to get you angry?" Puck asked. Puss In Boots was as tricksters go, the smart with low power type, it was very different from her and Coyote who had power to spare."Nothing really, but she is new, and I actually got all those curses replaced by mostly harmless stuff like that ages ago. Sure those three charged me a lot but it was for the best." "Ahh... I see. With all the favors you been making around I got used to think of ya as the white sheep of the group. And is stuff like that that reminds me that you killed a giant that had not really done anything bad to you just to make a peasant into a King." "Yeah... I can get nasty if I want to, or if I have to. Plus is a mostly harmeless prank, isn't it?" Then Blackcat covered the mirror with a black tarp "Uh... seems like certain tree really liked it, must be because she had a green thumb high.""Oh I wanna see!" Puck said and Coyote picked her "Hey let me go!""Puck, they do have right to privacy.""Okay... but is not fair, how come I didn't get a prank on her yet?""You have to be less direct, everyone knows your name. Try a disguise, don't say your name, ya know... be subtle?" Blackcat suggested "Ahh but that's hard work. And those damn kitsunes are doing things that way anyway.""Ah yes, fucking magic bitches, they are the reason everyone distrusts foxes." An anthro fox girl said. "So... should I go by Reynard or what? Or that's copyrighted?""I will find out." Boots said "Come on Black, if you stay too long here we will have to find a good luck charm or something otherwise the bad luck will destroy the room.""Fuck, I know." The black catgirl said and groaned."At least my bad luck doesn't affect myself but with so much magic this club has things get weird."
I growl, barring my fangs as my lips curl back, and whoever the hell just tried to magic me flies out of view somewhere. I swear to god if that was puck I am going to"May?" Jessie asks, looking a little concerned that I'm suddenly putting on the best monster face I could hope to pull off "is something wrong""Nah" I snort, shaking my head as I turn back around and sigh "Just thought I saw something, and I'd say I'm more of a collecting type than a serial killer type""I mean, stealing from dead bodies is a bit" Jess says, frowning and looking at where I was glaring suspiciously "Creepy""COLLECTING" I say, air quoting with my claws as my friend tilts her head and leans back, trying to see what got me so mad "I was just taking things no one needed, I mean they were dead, not like I killed them"She just shrugs and looks back at me with a cheeky smirk"Well, your old self might have" She says smirking I look down at my feet, rubbing my chin as I think about that for a second"Fuck you're right" I groan, facepalming and digging my claws into my face"MAY!" Yvette's voice cries out, sounding scared of somethingroll 1d20+guile>>1342833Ohoho I like this
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1342870Oh boy.
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>>1342902Well alright then. Guess May isn't going to get tricked this time either...come on Puck I want to see you succeed somewhat, then it makes your rivalry with us more fun.
20+0= success, +crit-And I start to run there, already pissed off that someone might be hurting yvvy, Before a stray thought runs through my head, stopping me mid sprint before I can really start to run. I facepalm, growling as I realize how much of an idiot I almost was.That didn't even sound like her, Yvette's voice is deeper than that, even when she's scared, hell she doesn't even scream when she gets scared, she just gets really quite and holds me tighter, refusing to let go until she's calmed down. If that was really her she wouldn't have screamed like that. And how could she end up where that scream came from when me and jessie just left? Yeah, someone is fucking with me now, I can tell and I have a pretty good idea who it is now. Godammit. I was having such a nice day to until now."What the hell was that?" Jessie snorts "Another friend of yours""No, just a thorn in my side" I hiss as I start to turn back around, but when I do I see a little woman in the bushes.Its a fairy, but it isn't puck. And she's rapidly texting on her super minature phone, looking a little worriedWhat do I do Tell jessie we should go back to my room now Ask jessie if she could watch my back for a second, and walk down the row of bushesgrab the fairy crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doing Pretend to be tricked Insult puck, as loudly as I can Hey, jess wanna do something?write in
>>1342918> Ask jessie if she could watch my back for a second, and walk down the row of bushes>grab the fairy
>>1342918> crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doing
>>1342918> crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doingFull Bully Time?
>>1342924In this case the fairies are the bullies.
>>1342918> crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doingSimple stuff...Watch, Puck planned for this and we just set off of Rube Golberg...
>>1342931I don't know why, but I just had a mental image of May saying "from my point of view, the faeries are the bullies!"
>>1342943She was just talking with a friend and then the fairies started to bully her. What do you expect her to think?
>>1342918> Ask jessie if she could watch my back for a second, and walk down the row of bushes>grab the fairy>"Hey motherfucker, I'm in an ok mood so I'll give you a choice here: fuck off and leave me and my friends alone, or I break all of your tiny limbs."
"Hold on a second Jess" I say, holding my hand out to her, palm up to tell her to stay put as I walk up over to the bush and smirk "I'll explain later, but now"She nods, realizing I'm planning something or at least saw the thing that was pissing me off earlier, and she stays quiet so the little fairy doesn't see me, which judging from where she's looking, she just saw her to.Crouching down, wrapping my tail behind my legs as I press my feet flat into the dirt road beside the fairy's hiding spot. She doesn't notice me, her pink wings and face lit up by the light of her tiny phone as I lean up close to her and grin, giving her a nice look at my fangs when she looks back up.It takes her a few seconds, but I know when she does. She makes a pathetic squeaking noise and stumbles back on the little branch she's standing on. I keep smiling and look down at her, getting closer and shoving my face nearly right into the bush."And what are you doing" I sneer as she turns pale, pressing herself up against the nearest branch, stammering and blubbering already."Uh...uh, just texting" She says, as I lean closer in and breath on her, making her wince and close her eyes"Oh? Who?" I ask sweetly as she opens her mouth and pouts"None of your business!" She says angrily, trying to turn away from me, texting as quickly as she can "Just a friend, don't be so nosy!"What do I do? threaten her flick her, not enough to hurt her grab her, and squeeze a bit Rip the bush out of the ground, and shake it again Puck right try to sweet talk her 1d20+guile hey wanna see a magic trick 1d20+magic do you really want to make a dragon mad write in
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1342994> flick her, not enough to hurt her> try to sweet talk her 1d20+guile> Puck right
>>1342994> flick her, not enough to hurt her> Puck right
>>1342994 Puck right
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1342994> Puck right> hey wanna see a magic trick 1d20+magic
>>1342994> grab her, and squeeze a bit> Puck right> do you really want to make a dragon mad>"Here some free advice: I don't know you, I don't care about you, and frankly it's better for both of us if things stay that way. But if you keep this shit up, or worse yet involve you friends, I will hurt you in ways that no magic in the world can fix. Now, the choice is yours: fuck off from my life, and there won't be a problem. Keep trying to start shit for no reason that I care about, and it will be the worst decision of your life."
>>1343020Woah buddy, calm down.
>>1343044Tricksters make me nervous/angry when they're assholes instead of fun assholes.
I glare at her back, alright bitch you want to play the idiot, don't do it when you're within arms reach of me. You're lucky I don't have a jar on me or I'd trap you under it you idiot. Reaching up to her, I make an okay sign with my fingers, getting ready to flick her. But I can't just flick her, might break something or just break her. Need to be careful here, hit her too hard and she goes flying and probably breaks something. Too soft and I'm just poking her. I need to get this perfect the first try, just enough to get her on her ass.Wait...her ass, hitting her in the back will just push her foward, but if I flick her right on her cheeks she'll fall face first from the force right? Man I'm glad I risked bullying fairies before. Really helps even if I'm not such a bitch anymore.Besides, its still fun to mess with people.The fairy yelps, her bum jiggling as I flick my finger up into it, sending her sprawling down onto the branch after she flies a few inches into the air. She grabs her ass, dropping her phone as she whimpers in pain."Puck right?" I ask pressing my finger down on the bottom of her back.She glances back at me, her eyes filled with tears as she turns as pale as a whiteboard. Her jaw drops and she tries to stammer out an excuse as I smirk devilishly."MAY" Jessie shouts, grabbing the back of my shirt "RUN""HELP!" the fairy cries, trying to squirm out from under my finger "SHE'S GONNA HURT ME, SHE'S FIGURED IT OUT!"What do I do? take the fairy hostage TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100 RUN Laugh, and cross my arms, staying were I am Snap my fingers, and extend the forest a bit 1d20+magic stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me write in
>>1343049Fair, but I suspect you are are barking down some trees.That and the whole murder people thing. Kind of against that, not something May would do I suspect.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1343059> Snap my fingers, and extend the forest a bit 1d20+magic
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>1343059> TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100> stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>1343059> take the fairy hostage> TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
>>1343059> RUNI am going to go with my friend on this one.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>1343059 TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
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Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1343059> TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100> stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around meadd to the intimidation
>>1343076And stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me"You know people call me a bully, but what you guys are doing is bulling me? What kind of genius decided it was a grear idea to annoy a dragon? Wasn't defeating a whole cat gang, a Griffon, and another dragon enough? Do I need to beat everyone and become the Quern of monsters to have idiots stop going after me or what?
>>1343059> take the fairy hostage> RUN> stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me>>1343063Yeah murder isn't something May would do, sorry about that. Characters like Puck usually piss me off when they show up, and here I have a small chance of stopping her bullshit before it get's too humiliating. But yeah, I'll calm down.
>>1343059> take the fairy hostage> RUN> stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me
I sigh, and turn my head around resting it in my hand, swinging my tail around as I stand, almost hitting the bush I was sitting in front of. I see a whole lot of shining faries, not sure how many, but all them look pretty excited, and knowing how most faries are I'm pretty sure puck got them in on this because she said it was some kind of game, or maybe they don't like all the noise I've been making. I don't give a shit which it is. I'm usually alright with faeries, so long as they don't annoy me or try to mess with me like they always do. I have nothing against them, until they start shit like this.Jessie tries to pull me away from facing the gang of faeries flying towards me, getting ready to use their magic to fuck with me in someway, like puck asked them to. Boils my blood, tricking idiots into doing something you're too scared to do yourself.I snort, and stuff my hands in my pockets. Green runes glow on the back of my wrists and out of my pants as I stop holding back my wilting aura or whatever annie called it. Before they vanish they turn grey. The grass around me loses its green color, turning a little brown as the bushes start to wilt and shrink in on themselves, like they haven't been watered in awhile.I push my foot back into the dirt, leaning forward as I take a deep, deep breath, even moving some of the bushes as I feel a burn in my stomach. Sighing before I open my mouth, I roar, my voice distorting monsterously, turning into something out of a horror movie, sounding exactly like a dragon should.The ground shakes, Jessie covers her ears, and most of the faeries turn tail and start to run, crying and looking terrified. Hell I think I knocked one out of the air. heheAHhhh shit, seems a few of them held onto their nerves....three I think, and a few of the runners are looking back, waiting to see if I'm safe to "Play" with.The air fills with sparkles and strange lights as the fairies fly around me, singing and laughing.roll 1d20+finesse or will
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1343141Discretion is the better part of valor!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1343141crapoh and I vote for will
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Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1343141WillWe are in sooooo much trouble...I love it!
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>>1343154Well then... it's time for our final move!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GaJUmefY1I
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>>1343154Waay too easy...I am waiting for the shoe to drop...
Hmm, well they seem to be throwing fairy dust at me or something, guess they don't want to work any magic they have at me, maybe they don't have any. But as it stands its just like dodging a ball, a brick or a punch, I just need to move before they hit me with whatever they have cooking up even if its just dust. I know what faeries can do to people when they want to. I've had it done to me before, back in the day, and I don't want to spend the rest of the day talking in tongues or something dumb like that.I just need to get this right. I pull myself free from Jessie's hand and hold my arms up, closing my eyes and waiting. They all just keep laughing and singing nonsence. I open my eyes, feeling wind brush up against my face.I pull my head back, a small puff of dust exploding right in front of my face, I lean forward, and jump to the side, nearly slamming into one as I follow my instincts."Awww" the fairy dressed like a goth groans, hanging her arms down as I cross my arms and laugh, grinning proudly as"YOW" I gasp, and smack my face as something hits it in the soft fleshy bit not covered by scales.I pull my hand back and see a tiny arrow and a stream of blood on my palm. Ow godammit my face hurts like hell now and.Oh...woah they...did something to this arrow. Its making me feel all wobblyroll 1d20+durability to resist drunkenness
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Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1343194They fucking shot us with magic with a magic arrow
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Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1343194any feel like finding out how much force is to much when you hit a fairy?
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>>1343203.......damn it dice
>>1343206No. Not really.>>1343204Hahaha tragic...
Wanna re roll? you have a few shards of fate and 1 omake reroll yes 1 1d20 Nah, drunk may best may
>>1343219> Nah, drunk may best mayDrunk May time
>>1343219> Nah, drunk may best mayIts going to happen. May as well now.
>>1343219> Nah, drunk may best may
>>1343219depends, can may become a master in the druken fist style?
>>1343219We should not have been hit in the first place, we had a twenty and our scales are supposed to be really tough!
>>1343227The finesse was dodging the dust. This is something different. I would assume.
>>1343229Dogging the dust and then getting hit with an arrow, after we got a twenty? And the arrow hurting us when our scares should have stopped it? Bullshit!
>>1343241*scalesAnd yes after hurting us what the fairies arw doing is straight up bulling.
>>1343227You did dodge all the magic, which would've messed you up a lot worse than this is.anyways writing
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1343219 yes 1 1d20Dammit, this is what I wanted to avoid.
Oh this doesn't feel right, I feel like I just downed a bottle of booze, but not in a good, tipsy way. Like a drunk, sick way. Ooooh, this is why I don't drink, I hate feeling drunk like this, everything is...so wobbly, but my tails keeping me from falling over and everythings fuzzy so that's fine. Besides, this isn't so bad, all nice and toasty now, and there's a bunch of pretty lights flying around me cause of the faeries, but they're making so much noise and moving around too much its making me feel dizzy and....sick. Errgh, good thing I didn't eat nothing besides a root or two, or I'd be covered in vomit right now. I start to giggle, yeah besides feeling all wobbly and sick this is pretty fun. Not like they can do anything to a dragon like me anyways, besides they're just fluttering around and....pissing me off. I take a shakey step forward, trying to remember how to walk with this heavy thing stuck to my behind."GO GO GO' one of the faries laughs, as the few that aren't scared little bitches try to rush me.What do I do? try to grab a few 1d20+finese - drunk swing my tail and swat them 1d100 Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100 tch...my magic is..better than yours 1d20+magic Spit on the one who shot me 1d100 grab a handful of dirt and toss it up 1d20+might write in
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>1343266> swing my tail and swat them 1d100
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>1343266> swing my tail and swat them 1d100
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>1343266> swing my tail and swat them 1d100> Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100GRR I AM A DINO-*HIC*D-DINOSAUUUUUUUUUUUURERR...ER
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1343266> swing my tail and swat them 1d100
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>1343266> swing my tail and swat them 1d100> Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1343280Pick one please. Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100
>>1343280Even drunk May knows how to bully the weak, very nice.
>>1343297They bullied her first! Heck they even hurt her!
>>1343302Yes, and now the stupid bitches are going to pay for it.
>>1343295I like both. So I will stick with both. Besides, HM will choose based on Tallys>>1343297Well, I expect this is kind of a last stand.
>>1343306I doubt it'll be that bad, May has the vitality of a dragon, and there was probably enough magic in that arrow to knock a normal person out cold. So we're drunk as hell for the moment, but that's as bad as it's going to get. And if we're lucky, it'll wear off once we break whoever cast it.
>>1343323Depends. And while HM didn't mention it. I kind of expect that all DCs are up for a while.That and I don't expect its magical, but like a tranquilizer dart/sedative.
>>1343328Well either way, we're still up and able to kick tiny ass, and Jessie can bail us out if something really bad happens, like if we were to sit on Puck.
Waaaaaait, a second....they're all tiny and I big so its kind of like I'm some kind of kaiju right? I mean if they're so small then I must be a giant to them and I already look like one of those kaiju actors anyways, so its...I'm pretty much one already! this is so sweet, ahahah this is gonna be so awesome and fun, I can finally be the kaiju I was meant to be!Holding my hands up, I take a deep breath and laugh, saying "Raaaaawr I'm Maygeldono~! Hic er don't feel so"OW what just hit me"Ya dare tocuh maygeldono!" I scream, swinging my tail around as I turn, hearing a few yelps as I smack like...three faries into the dirt, leaving them sititng there all dazed, trying to flutter back up....ehehe, they look like they just go jumped they're so bruised up"RAAAAAAAR none can best Maygeldono!" I scream, smacking my chest as the defeated faeries away fly from Maygeldono's might! "I am the *hic* King of dragons!""Wait...are..are you pretending to be Maygeldono again may? I thought you stopped that when you were like ten" Jessie giggles as I laugh and stumble forward, nearly stepping on a fairy before her friends picked her back up."MAYGELEDONO!" I scream, smacking my chest again "Ah, quit it, that's so annoying, stop!'I cover my face as some gravel flies into it, as like...two faeries still try and defeat the great Maygeladono!"Raw, stop it already!" I yell at them as they keep throwing stuff at me! "Ah no, the other ones are back now, just stay down"I groan as the bruised and smacked faeries glare at me, sparkling all...gayly What do I do? roar at them 1d100 grab them and try to climb a tree 1d20+finese Try to breath fire 1d20+durability  Throw myself at them 1d100 smack the ground a few times with my tail 1d100 But Maygeladono has control of the forest it *hic* self! 1d20+magic TAIL SMACK 1d100 BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might write in
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1343343> TAIL SMACK 1d100
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1343343> BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+mightI hate myself for picking this but at the same time I can not.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1343343 BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1343343> But Maygeladono has control of the forest it *hic* self! 1d20+magic
>>1343343 BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY So we wanted to be a Kaiju? What did Jess want to be?
>>1343349I'll switch that too> BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+mightSorry>>1343348Just add a bunch of broken faeries and that'll be us right now.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1343343> BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might
>>1343361 JET JAGUAR!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1343343> Try to breath fire 1d20+durability This better do what I think it does...and no its not decay...Hurk-blurgh. Beware of the splash zone.
>>1343376Than they will break all the same. But seriously, how many idiots would try to attack a drunk dragon just because their spiritual liege told them too?
>>1343382I ain't talking faries, CUA...I ain't talking faries...
>>1343393Yes, and? We are a fuckmothering dragon, nothing can stand before our inebriated wrath! And Jessie probably has a cell phone, so she can call in back-up of our own. To help us get home if nothing else.
"Ah ah, stop it, stop it!" I yell, trying to keep them from getting all that dirt and stuff they're throwing at me from getting into my eyes."May, maybe you should stop before this gets any worse" Jessie sighs, putting a hand on my shoulder "And all of you, stop it before I start helping her""SHE STARTED IT" the goth fairy, now covered in dirt and bruises yells, snarling at me as I grin and giggle, I think I knocked a tooth or two out of her "Besides, she needs to be knocked down a peg or two""Yeah its all just good fun right?" another one of the swatted an squashed faeries groans"Puck said she'd like this, why is she....ergh my head'"Ahhhh....I get what's going on now" Jessie laughs as I grab her horns, she looks down at me as I look up at her, giggling happily "May, what are you""BUT THEN MINOTAROS ENTERED THE FRAY!" I scream as I grab on tight, and begin to fall back to toss her over myself"MAY NO I AM NOT GOING TO" She yells, trying to push me down and away as I lift her off the ground "this isn't a game may, let go of my....eh?"*THUD*The ground shakes and cracks under her weight and all it took out of me to actually pick her fat Minotauress ass up, dust flying everywhere and making a big cloud as she lays in front of me looking a little tipsy herself nowI laugh, crossing my arms as the dust cloud washes over me as I slam Minotaros into the ground.The fairies are all laying on the ground, looking dazed and pretty shocked at my massive strength!"Maaaaay" JEssie growls, glaring up at me as I stand above her "I am going to fucking kill you""Ahahahah Maygeledono stands triumphant!" I yell, pumping my fists into the air as one of the fariries groans"Did puck trick us again?""I think she did" the goth one sighs, fluttering up aseh? what's that light in the forestroll 1d20+finesse - drunk or willpower
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1343406
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1343406willpower
>>1343368And instead she ended as the being who has orgies with seven beautiful women and seven beautiful men every year.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1343406
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1343402Hubris will be the death of you...and May at this rate.And yeah, Jessie could help, its true. I just fear Welsh foes, and their friends...>>1343406We can totally dodge this!Also, poor faries. It ain't their fault now...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1343406Your magic is nothing tiny whore!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1343406Maygeledono can withstand anythinguse will
>>1343421I have a suspicion this won't be enough.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1343406Drunk
>>1343426oh thank god late. for once I'm glad that captcha is ass.
>>1343421That uptight bitch doesn't scare me, and I'm allowed to be confident in someone who isn't me. And do you really think she has friends she can rely on to attack some random girl? Based solely on the beating that she earned from Clara and Cerberus, I doubt it.
>>1343430Anon probably would have voted reroll there.>>1343433Yes. Dragons strike me as the most clique-y...
>>1343445A MASTER PIECE
>>1343440>Yes. Dragons strike me as the most clique-y...Fair enough, and for all we know White (the other dragon from her myth) is her friend /lover at this point. But once again, she got the shit kicked out of her rather recently, by May and then in that bar fight she started. And I somehow expect Puck to have even fewer friends than her.
>>1343445Their limbs all look like they're pointed the right direction, but that's probably just the art critic/sadist in me. Holy crap, that's really cool. Thanks anon.
>>1343458Puck has friends, mostly Coyote and black cat. Coyote is a lot like Puck only he teaches lessons and deals punishments and black cat needs all the friends she can get due to her bad luck aura giving bad luxk to everything and everyone that's not her.
>>1343445I like the idea that this is the legend version of what happens.I kinda am curious about your takes on a few other characters in other questsCute work.>>1343465>>1343458Puck strikes me as someone who is a bit of a motivational speaker/car salesman. She has a natural charisma so she tricks even the other fairies who know better.
"AH' I gasp, covering my face with my scaly hands as a giant ball of pink light flies at me, and I feel another little arrow get stuck between my fingers,shaking and burning before I snap it in half with a twitch of the two fingers its stuck in between "Stop throwing shit at me""Keep throwing stuff at her" Jessie huffs, why's she mad at me now? All I did was toss her around a little, no bigee right? "Alright!" Puck giggles as I see a few more of those pink fire balls fly at me....three of them, this is gonna be a long....annoying battle isn't it"Hic" I hiccup, whiping my mouth as I lower my self downWhat do I do? dodge 1d20+finesse - drunk Tail smack 1d100 Just walk up to her 1d20+durability MINATAROS SECRET ART, COW SHIELD 1d20+might Hold my arms in front of myself and run at her 1d100 just trip and lay down, not like they can track me, ahahah Eh, bored now write in
>>1343465>Coyote is a lot like Puck only he teaches lessons and deals punishmentsWell she sounds alright if that's the case, she's got no real reason to harass May then, since she's trying to be a better person and all.>black cat needs all the friends she can get due to her bad luck aura giving bad luxk to everything and everyone that's not her.That seems... counter-intuitive at best, but if she's not an asshole like Puck I don't see her being the type to attack someone for no reason.
>>1343479Yeah it is pretty cute actually
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1343480> Eh, bored now> MINATAROS SECRET ART, COW SHIELD 1d20+mightJess you traitorous bitch.
>>1343480> Eh, bored nowwalk away ignoring all the arrows that are pelting you.
>>1343480> Just walk up to her 1d20+durability
>>1343490FUCKING DAMMIT. Reroll please, sorry about that.
>>1343480> just trip and lay down, not like they can track me, ahahah
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1343495would help if I rolled my dice yeah,
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1343480rolling for the hell of it
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1343499> Just walk up to her 1d20+durabilityI figure that these actually both work well together>Walk and endure>Trip>Giggle incessantly.
Re roll? Yes 1 1d20 No, Maygeledono is too strong for puny magic!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1343529 Yes 1 1d20Alright fine
>>1343524Yeah why not?And Jes you damn bitch you don't abandon a friend to be bullied by fairies, more if she is acting weird because some magic shit!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1343529> Yes 1 1d20Please guys, if we keep letting them get their magic into us something really bad/stupid will happen to us.
>>1343529> No, Maygeledono is too strong for puny magic!I am ambivallent to it. But I am okay if reroll wins.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1343529> Yes 1 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1343529> Yes 1 1d20I feel like I'm about to do something bad
>>1343529When the hell are we going to give Jessie the "You are a bully too speech"? Because she is abusive with May, starts fights with her with no good reasons and now she is abandoning her to the fairies. Unless she is dumb and bricks to not figure out that May is acting weird because she got hit by magic!
>>1343547Hey, good work deserves praise at the very least, and that was damn good work.
>>1343546You and I have very different views on the character. Also, she picks ights with us for sport. There is a definite difference.Everything else is a matter of dealing with your drunk idiot friend. I totally understand why she's doing this.
>>1343546Well, Jessie is a good friend in general, it's just that right now she's being kind of bitchy because we threw her at people, and probably doesn't realize whats going on. She's still be a bitch mind you, but there is a reason for it. Or Puck is somehow messing with her, you can never tell.
"Minotaros secret technique!" I yell, trying to pick up Jessie as she crosses her arms and glares at me, seriously why is she being so mean and bitchy right now? I mean I just threw her into the ground, it couldn't hurt that badly could it? She's just overreacting "COW SHIELD"She doesn't budge as I try to pick her up, huffing and puffing as I kick into the dirt, trying to lift her up but all I do is drag her up to my waist as I grab her under her arms. She just glances back at me and asks "Are you done yet may?" dully"Tch bored now" I huff, letting go of her and putting my arms in front of my face, the pink balls hitting them and bouncing off and turning to smoke as I walk over jessie"Don't overdo it" She sighs, sitting up as I walk down the path towards the dumb fairy bitch shooting arrows at me "I don't want you to get hurt""Maygeledono cannot be hurt by puny arrows" I laugh, giggling as more of them bounce off of my arms"Well at least you're having fun" She says flatly as the arrows stop flying for some reason"Fine, lets try this you big idiot!" Puck yells at me as suddenly a whole lot of mist fills the air "Come get me now, ehehehe"Uuuuuhroll 1d20+guile- drunk, willpower, or shards of fate (2)
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1343579WILLPOWER
>>1343559She also started fights with May just because she could with bullshit excuses. She always thinks the worst of May and is easy to blame or abandon her. Yet May still considers her a friend despite the fact they fight all the time.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1343579Willpower!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1343579Willpower please.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1343579Welllllp>>1343588She's working on her rep, Jessie knows it. May is her own worst enemy. Again, I think you are really overanalyzing this.
>>1343579Can I use my Omake point to have Coyote appear and give Puck a lesson? Or at least a shard of fate? Because Puck is going beyond mere pranks, this is outright bulling.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1343579whelp, can't see shit. Let's head to the beach while ignoring everything fairy related and see if we can't find our sister.then see how sister reacts to drunk may
>>1343603hmmm, if you're willing to burn one
>>1343605Prollly a good time for that reroll now. I am enjoying May's adversity. But a 13 is low enough as it is...
>>1343586>>1343589>>1343590>>1343599>>1343605Wow these rolls man
>>1343605these 1s are starting to get ridiculous
>>1343605Why, why must this happen to us? Reroll please, assuming that uses Shards of Fate and I'm not being stupid.
>>1343612Yes I am because Puck is going too far.
>>1343620I think we are about to get really familiar with that cliff soon.Flight lessons inbound?
>>1343622it does>>1343623Her prank plan was to just swamp you in fairy magic and laugh at you, but you kind of dodge/ ignored all of thatand she's still salty about what happened at the bar
>>1343627It doesn't burn a shard right? If so let's reroll, getting hit with magic is always a really bad thing.
So reroll? yes, 1 1d20 Nah nah nah>>1343637Nah, only burns when I say it does
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1343641> yes, 1 1d20Let's kick some ass.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1343641> yes, 1 1d20Note, this is the last reroll with SoF I believe.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1343641> yes, 1 1d20
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1343641Sigh yeah
>>1343627The bar was us saying no and her becoming a bully because she would not take no for an answer! Funny how is the fairies bulling a dragon.
>>1343655Hey, dragon's always die in fairy tales. POKEMON WEAKNESS/ ADVANTAGE LOGICand writing
>>1343662Alternatively. Fairies=Bees. They swarm, aren't usually deadly, but when they are a swarm, they cause damage.It just so happens that Puck is a queen bee.
>>1343655I'm pretty sure that Puck is just a dumb spiteful bitch who supplements the void of loneliness that is her soul by making other people miserable. The only safe course of action is beat the ever loving shit out of her, for as long as it takes for her to be too scared of broken limbs to try and mess with us anymore.
Whaaaat, okay this is a little bullshit. Now I can't see anything. Its too foggy, I can't even see a foot in front of me this is really bullshit. Where...alright where'd the forest go all of a sudden, this really isn't fair. And puck's laughing and pissing me off even more now, god she better hope she's faster than me or she'll know the fury of a drunk and pissed of dragon if I don't end up throwing up the two roots I had for breakfast up before I can find her little tailed ass.Uh...where's the road, all this laughing and fog has gotten me all turned around, I know there's some fairies flying aroung to, but I'm pretty sure none of them are...puck and well, I wanna beat her ass more than some random tiny person.I whine and whimper, my head already hurting from all the laughing as I look around, snorting angrily as I try to see anything! anything at all! Hopefully something that will let me put puck in a bird cage or something so she stops being such a bitch"Hey, the forest is to your right!" Jessie shouts out "Just....don't step to the left, you're nearly off the cliff may!"Hmmm,what do I do? trust jessie Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate write in>>1343687I love you this
>>1343662We'd be a POISON dragon though meaning fairies get wrecked>>1343695 trust jessie
>>1343695> trust jessiei guse fairys really do hit dragons for more damgepokemon was right
>>1343695> trust jessie
>>1343699and they have been. remember, may's first encounter with puck ended with her being grabbed and tyrant's roared point blankalso, wouldn't that make the damage of fairy attacks neutral? or am I an idiot here?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1343695> Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fateNo, something is wrong here. Either Puck is using trickery withing trickery to almost kill us, or Jess is still being a total bitch and thinks we'll survive the fall mostly intact. I'd say just sit down until this shit passes, but that'll just give Puck more chance to strip and shrink us or something. Best to trust ourselves for now.
>>1343695 trust jessieOne of two things is about to happen. Part of me is kind of paranoid and thinks that because of our previous failures we are getting tricked...buuuuuut!
>>1343695>Give up and cry(fake)."I was just talking with my best friend but then the mean fairies started to bully me and then Jess decided to not help me and I am sick of it!" Also that voice is not Jess, how could she see in the fog anyway? She is a minotaur not a bat.
>>1343695> Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fateYa'll are idiots to think that's jessie.
>>1343717Than why are you throwing us off a cliff? We'll be ok in the long run, but it's a long way down and I'm sure there are rocks in the water.
>>1343711yeah, BUT poison attacks do 2x and then add in DoT
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1343695> Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate> write in>And WHY SHOULD I! You bein a...a bitch...an' I been tryina be nice and shit and mind my own business but...fuckin...fairies...and fuckin...marshmallow hell...and shit. I wanna be a good girl...for Yvvy...but...*break down sobbing*This is assuming we don't fall off the cliff mid-rant.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1343725
>>1343731Guy's, if we out vote falling off the cliff we'll be ok with a roll like that, just saying. It's 5 to 3 in favor of falling right now.
>>1343695>And WHY SHOULD I! You bein a...a bitch...an' I been tryina be nice and shit and mind my own business but...fuckin...fairies...and fuckin...marshmallow hell...and shit. I wanna be a good girl...for Yvvy...but...*break down sobbing*>Sit down and cry, we are a sad and depressed drunk.
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1343728Look, I was fine with trusting her. Because unlike some anon's here. Jess is our friend. She's angry at us for legit reasons. But she wouldn't steer us wrong.I just have a bit more faith in it.I don't think we should bitch at Jess. And I don't think we should RIP AND TEAR Puck like you are wanting to do. But I'll roll.> Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate
>>1343756And Puck can fake voices! Don't be a morron!
Oh, its a tie now if I'm counting right
>>1343767> Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate
>>1343756Look, whatever else is going on, we are in the middle of Puck magical influence right now, and she is more than capable of mimicking Jessies voice in order to trick us off the cliff. And yes, I'm probably getting to mad right now, but our rolls haven't been very good thus far and tricksters like Puck make me angry and uncomfortable. I still say we should hurt her though, or something to neutralize her as a threat to us. But thanks for your support of rational thinking, you may have just saved our drunken hide.
>>1343775Well I hope you're right, other wise we are just pissing over May's oldest friendship Because Puck can mimic voices
>>1343695> Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate
>>1343783Said oldest friend always thinks the worst out if May so what would be the difference? Not to mention we are drunk and under magic influence. If she blames us for not listening to her she us dumb as nails.
>>1343775I actually think we would have been fine if we fell. For one, there is a river underneath, two, I think the moment we fall the majority of the fairies stop this game, it's become too real and they come for the save. And knowing HM, we'd probably get an additional fate/durability reroll and land in like, a swamp or something.We'd be super panicked, but we'd live.>>1343783I think because there is enough people that didn't vote for the drunken rant, it won't happen. So we won't piss on that friendship.
>>1343783We got a 19, so we're alright no matter what. And May is not in a good state of mind right now, either Jessie knows that or we can explain everything later. She knows we're fighting fairies, and everyone know fairies trick and mess with people. Once this is done, everything will be good with Jess, I know it.
>>1343798Oh we'd be fine, I wouldn't dispute that. I just don't want to fall and give Puck the satisfaction of thinking she won, or worry our friends. Not to mention the fact that we can't beat her down if we fall of a cliff.
Yeah no, puck can immitate voices can't she? she did it with Yvvy's voice and she's heard Jessie before, like just now, besides if I was really in danger of falling off, she'd just pull me away from it like she used to do when we were kids. She wouldn't let me wander that close to danger even if I just slammed her into the ground. Not that that's something to get angry at, but still it wouldn't be like jess to let me blunder into danger that isn't her without a little bit of help. Besides, how could she see through the fog if I can't? Hmm, dumb fairy ahahaha'I laugh and keep wandering around, steeping whereever I can hear laughing. I think Jessie groans, but that's probably just puck."Maaaaay....ya know what, forget it" She grumbles as I smirk, yeah, dumb fairy I'm smarter than you are even when I'm drunk! how does that feel huh? "Just try and not fall over anything"I ignore the fake and keep walking around, she has to be around here somewhere right? It shouldn't be too hard to find her. There's only so many places she can go. And with all that laughing I'll find her soon, I know it...I mean it sounds like she's all around me but...I dunno maybe I'm just imagining it.I snort, and keep stomping forward through the fog."AI" Puck yelps, as I nearly trip over her, as she sits on the ground laughing at meAH shit, I actually tripped!Roll 1d20+finesse- drunk + tail
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1343820Yeah...I knew it...Oh well, tail don't fail us now!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1343820
>>1343820>Enough rolls, lets just fall over the damn fairy!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1343820.......
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1343820We win you goddamn bitch.
>>1343824She is not a bat, how can she see inside the fog? Unless the fog is only an illusion that only affects us but even then why would she just talk to us? Why not try to push us to safety?
>>1343824Time to see if tail and a 20 beats out drunkness...I have concerns...>>1343839Well if we're literally inches away from the cliff edge, she's probably worried about legitimately pushing her BEST FRIEND off a cliff.Seriously, just because she has large horns does not make her the devil.
>>1343854She's not the devil, she's just mad at us and missing crucial information. To her we just start laughing like an asshole and threw her for no damn reason, I doubt she knows what Pucks been doing to our head. Once the tiny bitch is defeated, she'll see how messed up we are, figure out what's been going on, and take us home. It'll all be fine, trust me.
But I catch myself with the help of my tail, and push myself back up a second later as Puck starts to flutter in the air, the fog clearing away as she tries to dart to the forest in a blind panic, still screaming from the sheer shock of me nearly falling on top of her.But suddenly my stomach lurches, all this sudden movement and seeing something so shiny and sparkly flying about again, not to mention all the fog just vanishing...well it didn't do wonders for my stomachWhat do I do? chase after her 1d20+finesse- drunkenessTYRANT'S ROAR 1d100 throw something at her 1d100 Insult and scream insults at her laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono! Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability write in
>>1343854We have a damn tail she can PULL us. Still not convinced the voice was the real Jess.Specially since she could have said something only she and May know to prove that she is the real one.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1343865> laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!> Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1343865> laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!> Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability>Fall off anyways
>>1343864Are you saying THAT SHE DID NOT SEE ALL THE DAMN FAIRIES? Yeah right. Specially when she had been trying to make us run before.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1343865> Insult and scream insults at her>TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100>Go hug cowpillow, force her to be not mad at us!
>>1343870Man, of all the times that failure would have been great...that was the time...Oh well, Iron Stomach it is.Man, I did want comedic falling from a height into something soft/squishy/wet...but well, I guess we're good.
>>1343876What? Of course not, I'm saying that she doesn't realize how badly their magic is effecting May. She probably things we're immune to their crap, since we just flat out ignored their first few attacks.
>>1343886Then that means Jess is a moron. We are acting like we are fucking drunk and she thinks we are just faking it? Specially when we are acting in a way we haven't done in years? She has lived in the island for years and not only she ignores how much fairies can mess you up, she is still thinking the worst about May again?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1343865> laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!> Try not to throw up 1d20+Durabilityplz fail on thow up on her
>>1343905I kinda would like that the DC be way above even a crit...It would be much more fun that way.
>>1343912>>1343870Blind you are.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>Try to projectile vomit somewhere at least mildly humorous
>>1343916No I know I rolled a Crit, I'm lamenting rolling a crit. Because sometimes I want some comedy in my HM threads. It would have been perfect. Alas, unless HM decides to have us spew ginger anyways, it's not happening.
>>1343904I don't know, ok? That's the only explanation I can think of that makes any sense, since Jessie IS our best friend. Hell, the fairies might have done something to her too while we were dealing with our own shit, something to mess with her perception of things? All I can say for now is that we're going to talk to Jessie, figure out exactly what the fuck just happened from both of our perspectives, hug it out, and go home. Maybe plot vengeance on Puck along the way.
>>1343924Then we find out everything was an illusion and we have been walking naked and talked alone in the middle of the park. Yes even Jess was an illusion!
>>1343945>We're still on the edge of the cliff though
>>1343945Yeah, maybe...I FUCKING HATE tricksters, jeeze.
Putting my hands on my hips, I swallow hard and look up at the sky, trying to keep myself from vomiting everywhere as I slowly start to laugh, careful so I don't end up throwing up in the middle of my gloating. I laugh as loud as I can so I know the bitch can hear me as I I turn back away from the forest, shouting at the top of my lungs"MAYGELEDONO STANDS TRIUMPHANT AGAIN" I shout, beating my chest and....oh that wasn't a good ideaI grab my mouth, covering it with both hands as I slump forward and swallow, alright good, just a false alarm."BWAHHAHAHAHA" I laugh as I finally look up, slowly stopping as I see Jessie rubbing her back and wincing"Ah, first time you actually made me worried you broke something" She grumbles under her breath as she turns back to me "Also....why couldn't you just run? I can't help you fight fairy magic May....still girl, I'm surprised it took her doing...whatever that was to do anything to you besides....making you drunk somehow"I frown and tilt my head as she slowly stands back up"Sorry I didn't try to help you through that, but Well, My back really hurt" She says, frowning deeply as I look away so I don't have to look her in the eyes "and...well if I got lost in that too"She bites her lip, looking guilty.I just nod, still feeling too sick to focus on what she's saying...and why is she apologizing anyways?"I just...I'm sorry alright May, I should've helped more, didn't know you made enemies like that already" She sighs, smirking slightly as she slowly stands back up "Also...is it true you and rowen don't want to kill eachother now""Uuuh" I frown, closing my eyes to try and feel a little less whoozy "Yeah I think""Oh, well, might have to give that a try myself" Jessie snorts, crossing her arms under her massive tits.what do I do take a nap hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on Challenge her to a fight wander off looking for fun I need my yvvy! write inWhat >>1343945HHmmm that's an idea for a later thread:)
>>1343977> hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on> I need my yvvy!And all is well-->spoilerGod fucking dammit.
>>1343977 Hug the damn cow"So... are you jelly you weren't the one?"
>>1343977> hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on
>>1343977> hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on> wander off looking for fun> Lose your lunchLets keep looking for fun guys!>>1343991Thank you for making the salt worth it my friend...it's wonderful.
>>1343991ahahaha, okay this is the best yet
>>1344002I assume we'll be seeing these as future HM reaction images...I would hope.
>>1343996> wander off looking for fun> Lose your lunchAdding these Hug the Cow Do it Now
>>1344013I think anon is just having a bit of fun. Don't think it was malicious. This is relatively cute, honestly.
>>1343998>>1344005Ty X)>Wander off looking fun. >>1344013Not even close to trying to p you off. I'm literally just having fun drawing various things people say. There is no forethought, I don't even know the context.
>>1343991This is wounderful
>>1343977> hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on> I need my yvvy!
>>1344024>>1344023Sorry sorry, I didn't mean to be an asshole there. I'm just in a bad mood right now, and I know to usually expect the worst when it comes to this site. That was stupid and conceited of me to interpret your pick like that, and I apologize. It was fun though, thanks for doing this for us.
>>1344036Don't worry, I hate tricksters too
>>1343977> take a nap> hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on
I just smile and hug her, resting my head against her as I squeeze her as tightly as I can. Her face turns bright red, and she laughs, before hugging me back, lifting me off the ground with a very happy looking smile."So you forgive me then?" She asks dully as I frown and pout"Yeah, but for what?" I ask snorting as she sighs and sets me down, but I keep hugging her, smirking happily "I mean, you didn't do anything that bad....besides tease me, ya bully""I didn't help you, you nearly walked off the" She says, cutting herself short as she hangs her head, smiling warmly "I'm just glad nothing happened""What? don't want anyone else to hurt me?" I cackle as she shakes her head "Besides, it didn't involve ya, no reason to join in just because I got into trouble again""You're my friend may, I don't like people messing with you" She says, hugging me back again "Unless its you" I say teasingly as she chuckles "But thanks for worrying, sorry if I hurt you""Yeah, maybe" She says shrugging "and its fine, you're drunk, can't hold that against you, but I can be mad about""Tch, then be mad" I say shrugging "Friends can't agree all the time, I luv ya"There's a moment of silence until Jessie sighs and picks me up"Yeah, you're too drunk, we need to get you back to your girlfriend" She says softly, as she puts me under her armWhat do I do Give up and pretend I'm flying NO, MAYGELEON WILL NOT BE CAPTURED 1d20+might...b..but wouldn't annie be able to fix this Okay giant marshmellow...I always hated when you picked me up write in>>1344024You I like>>1344036>>1344055yaaaay friendshipAlso, just got some fucking raspberry cheesecake! so everyone's happy!
>>1344036Yah, if it makes you feel much better. I have no idea what's happening in this thread. I don't know who you are, who you play, or even why you'd be mad. I'm lurking and enjoying a few threads, and drawing pics for the people there, and this thread moves way to fast for me to keep up with. So honestly, there is nothing personal in my pictures at all. I saw they were making people happy/enjoying them so I come back from time to time and try to draw something based on what someone says.
>>1344059>...I always hated when you picked me up
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1344059> NO, MAYGELEON WILL NOT BE CAPTURED 1d20+mightEither we break free and run a few steps before falling down on the ground, or something sillier happens.And then...> Okay giant marshmellow>...I always hated when you picked me up
>>1344064I could give you a quick rundown if you want
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1344059> NO, MAYGELEON WILL NOT BE CAPTURED 1d20+might>>1344072Hahahahahah
>>1344072well fuck...my dice are on fire...HM, if you can make all three of these things happen somehow, it'll make up for the fact that May did not go over the cliff into a soft landing.>>1344064You should stick around. HM runs very fun comfy quests.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1344059> NO, MAYGELEON WILL NOT BE CAPTURED 1d20+mightEventually give up > Okay giant marshmellow> Give up and pretend I'm flying
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1344059Thanks :)>Maygeleon will not be captured!
>>1344072> Give up and pretend I'm flyingSure I'll add this too.
>>1344075That would actually be really nice of you but don't feel like you have to. I can catch up later before going to bed.
>>1344087He's got a few other quests too, you should give them a go too.It's good fun.
>>1344064Look up headmaster on suptg
>>1344059> Okay giant marshmellow>...I always hated when you picked me upCongrats on the cake HM>>1344064Well thank you for them nonetheless. And I would highly recommend this quest, and The Headmaster's writing in general, if you like violence, weirdness, and cute lesbians. And me getting mad about Puck was completely personal, had nothing really to do with this quest in particular. I just hate seeing characters I like humiliated and degrade by weak little tricksters, it enrages me more than I can properly convey with words. Especially if I self-insert as that character, like I sort of do with May, and all quest protags. Stupid blogpost aside, you should read through the archive when you have the chance, I know it was one of the best decisions I've ever made.
>>1344087Here's the link to the archive if you want it, have fun.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=The%20Headmaster
>>1344098You identify with a dragongirl, bully lesbian?Are you a femanon?[spoiler/]
>>1344098I suppose this is why I find myself at odds with you on this one.I've been hoping that May gets bullied hard once, just for the fear of heights. Because if anything, it would give May some nice depth and more importantly, wouldn't it be fun to see Yvette/Rowen/Jessie and any other friends we make team up and go after the git responsible?That and I mean, May and her heights is going to come up eventually...some villain is going to use it and humiliate her. And there is a bit of fun in something slapsticky like that, at least for me.But I don't self insert, so I guess there is that. I just view it as a story and want to enjoy the ups and downs.
"NO!" I scream, shaking my tail around and wiggling as much as I can "MAYGELEDONO WILL NOT BE CAPTURED""MAY CALM DOWN!" Jessie yells as I start to break free "DON'T...HEY, GET BACK HERE"I laugh, standing back up and running a short distance before I suddenly feel sick again, I can hear jessie getting back up behind me, huffing and panting as she tries to get back on her feet. I think I might've just knocked her down or something."May, get back here" She says, looking a little worn out "You just need to lay down alright, don't just...run off like thisI glance back and smirk"Alright giant marsmellow" I laugh as she starts to slowly approach me "But I've always hated it when you picked me up"Jessie stops and looks at her feet guiltily, she tries to say something but doesn'tWhat do I do? drunkenly rant Use this to escape just wait for her Ask if she wants to watch Kaiju movies with us Lay down somewhere quiteSay its alright write in
>>1344116No, it's like how I feel towards the protagonist of a video game: I am seeing this persons story through their eyes, and I am making this journey with them. Except it's a little stronger in quests like this than in most other cases, since I have more creative influence over the character than usual, and I tend to get way more invested in them because of that. Dragons and lesbians ARE two of the greatest things in the world though.
>>1344135> Ask if she wants to watch Kaiju movies with us> Lay down somewhere quite
>>1344135 just wait for her Ask if she wants to watch Kaiju movies with us
>>1344135> just wait for her>Say its alright>Apologize> Throw up> Ask if she wants to watch Kaiju movies with usAwww now I feel really really bad.
>>1344088Tell you what, since everyone here seems to enjoy the illustrations, if I happen upon your thread again just fill me in on what everyone looks like. That's more than enough for me to keep up, drawing wise, and draw what's going on. That way I don't have to read a ton of history and you guys get a smile from time to time. I wouldn't mind doing that. I think you're a great bunch and really appreciate that you like the drawings. Some boards are ambivalent, some say 'thank you' if I draw their main, but you guys really seem to enjoy it.
>>1344135> just wait for her>Say its alright
>>1344135>>1344135> Ask if she wants to watch Kaiju movies with us> Lay down somewhere quite"Jess... I like you, you are my friend, and you don't have to change just because I am. Although you not jumping to conclusions about me and always thinking that I am guilty would be nice."
>>1344150That's really sweet. I'm interested in what you will do with the human versions of the cast.And if you ever make it to Young Demon Familiar Quest...Hoo boy...
>>1344150Well, if no one else will, I'll do it when you ask
>>1344135>Use this to escape
>>1344150Well, for one thing, the characters of this quest are monster girls, so they are just people with monster traits. We have scales, horns, and a tale, while the fairies are fairies
>>1344135> Ask if she wants to watch Kaiju movies with us> Lay down somewhere quite>Say its alright>>1344120I can see your point, and I don't even disagree with it. But that sort of thing is exactly what I was talking about, something like that happening would probably be worse for me honestly. Though, I do want to get wings for our next upgrade, just to fulfill old Nidhoggs dream at least once, and to get the other dragons to stop being assholes about it. And in a non-combat setting, just among friends? That'll probably be really fun and cute if it goes the way I think it will.
>>1344150Hype has reached maximum levels
>>1344135> drunkenly rant
>>1344150One is a big breasted minotaur woman. Another is a short squirrel girl who wear glasses. Our protagonist looks keep changing so just drawing a wingless dragon girl would be enough. Oh and the dryad is the tallest and biggest of em all.
>>1344170XD I guess it comes off that way, I apologize.
>>1344169One day I wouldn't mind wings, but I would rather May gets a few rounds of bullying in before the wings.That and I am meaning in an actual combat setting.Picture the joy of people like Rowan. FUCKING ROWAN! Going to defend May's honour like that.That shit would be hype. Especially if, after all the struggle, she pulls through.
>>1344150We do not deserve someone as awesome as you, thanks anon. And there is a list of the main characters up on the pastebin link at the top of the page, but ask for a description of anyone and I'll do what I can.
"I'm...sorry I was so rough with you when we were kids" Jessie says quietly, sounding all guilty for something that happened years ago "I'm really...really..""Hey" I say, stopping her before she makes herself all sad or says something to get me mad "Don't bring up shit like that now, no reason to, if you want to apologize for shits that already happened, do it when I'm not drunk, now....wanna watch Kaiju movies with me and Yvvy"Jessie shakes her head, trying to hold back a laugh as she walks up to me and puts a hand on my shoulder, giggling as she gets there."Ya know May, I always liked that about you, how resiliant you are" She says, slowly guiding me towards the inn"Tch, hey when you're trash like me, you get used to punishment" I say, smiling as she hugs me again "huh, what ya doin?"-What do I do? End up in the bathroom, throwing my guts up pass out on the couch Try to get Yvette's roots argue with Jessie about Kaiju try to tell yvette about my day Try a drunk cure 1d20+ willpowertake a hot bath and a nap write in>>1344174The dryad also has nordic rune tattoos/ carvings on her
>>1344179Yeah, the crew getting together to help their friend would be awesome. But for me personally, the journey to get there would be really difficult. But I would never let my feelings get in the way of the story, outbursts aside. And we have the group of retarded dragon hunters lurking in the shadows, so there's that. So long as there is a long and horrifyingly gruesome scene of May decimating anyone who would dare try and humiliate her like that, hopefully with permanent crippling involved, I'll be mostly happy.
>>1344174I'd been drawing her with wings the entire time.
>>1344199> try to tell yvette about my day> End up in the bathroom, throwing my guts up>take a hot bath and a napIn that order, good sir.>>1344202Aaaaaaaaaaaaaandyou lost me.
>>1344199> pass out on the couch> Try to get Yvette's roots> try to tell yvette about my day
>>1344204Okay this actually made me laugh and lose my shit. You're a fucking treasure
>>1344199> try to tell yvette about my day> Try to get Yvette's roots> End up in the bathroom, throwing my guts up>take a hot bath and a nap
>>1344204Yeah,it's more of a girls head with horns, or squirrel ears in rowan's case
>>1344206> Try to get Yvette's rootsForgot that one.
>>1344179>Rowen drink a giantess potion."Eep! Why the hell I am naked?""You grew to be bigger than a truck, your clothes didn't.""Ugh... I feel... weird. And I can't see very well without my glasses." "Just shup up and act like a Kaiju, time is money.""Roar?" "Why isn't May doing this again?""Grow potions don't work on dragons, their stomach acid messes them up. You can shrink dragons but making them grow and then shrink back is very troublesome."
>>1344206Sorry, I get graphic when I have to talk about this sort of thing.
>>1344215the funny thing is I could see May doing this
>>1344199> Try to get Yvette's roots>>1344204I laughed really hard at Rowen
>>1344199Those don't show all the time, just when she uses her magic. Or everyone in the island would know she is the world tree and a cult/religion would form in mere days.
>>1344215>Why isn't May doing this again"You remember that she's still currently in that swamp in the fetal position. You remember that this is why we're doing this thing, right? Yvette's not leaving her side, and I mean, I'm hella strong, but you...well yeah...you could use this...>>1344204Well, if this were an anime/manga/cartoon/comic, this would be Rowan's chibi form instantly.
>>1344204Squirrel Rowen is way cuter than she should be, thanks anon.
>>1344228Man I look forward to their first trip to the club...it's be great...That and the reveal to Jesse and Rowan that they too, are both legends...I think their reactions would be beautiful.
The Dryad looks perfectly normal for no reason whatsoever.
>>1344233Would ratatoskr or whatever it is, be considered a trickster?
>>1344233That reminds me, we still need to figure out if Jessie is THE Minotaur or not. Man, seeing her freak out and yell at Theseus will be fun.
>>1344239Ironically for May, yes.But inevitably, since she's on our side. She's going to end up probably more like a Mali than a Puck.Because you better believe Mali is Puck but the protagonist.
So, Rowan = Squirrel girl but really supppose to be a real looking girl with ears. May = My favorite, the dragon I've been drawing. Dryad = tall female dryad. Who is the big chested minotaur, and what does 'Jesse' look like. (Unless that's them.)
>>1344233"So Rowen is a legendary liar and Jess a legendary pervert? Yeah sounds like them.""I get Rowen but why is Jess a pervert?""You don't sent seven men and seven women between the most atractive you have to have the Mimotaur eat them. That's the PG version..."
>>1344247We also need to meet the eagle at some point
>>1344249May looks like a regular girl,but with horns, some scales, and a tailJesse is a girl with bull horns and huge tits
>>1344249Jessie is the Minotaur, yes. And basically what you'd expect, long bull horns, cow legs and tail, and possibly the biggest udders on the planet. >>1344250Hhaha, I like this new canon.
>>1344249Actually they're all relatively humanoid, all things considered. I don't personally see May the way you do, but it's also super adorable.>>1344245I hope so, our super team needs her. As well as one more dragon(preferably also wingless for bonding), the Lucky Cat and >>1344252
>>1344274If I was on my computer I would have a proper reaction image to show how much I laughed at that!
>>1344264Maybe the Lindworm? That's the first wingless dragon that comes to mind, aside from all of the Asian varieties, but I can't think of the names of the truly legendary ones off the top of my head. And assuming the Eagle is just fast and agile air support, the party does need a dedicated damage caster.
>>1344274One step at a time lol
>>1344274You are a freaking treasure anon, that is hilarious!
>>1344284Her and May are at logger heads for a while, but like everyone that comes into the World Tree's life, they all come together out of love for her...And occasionally have some angry sex together...
"So....do you guys have any milk?" Jessie asks, getting up from the couch as I stare at Yvette's legs from the other end of it, laying against the arm rest as she turns around, her roots rooting her to the floor boards ever so slightly as they wrap around the cracks. tiny little tasty roots. I wipe the drool from my mouth as she smiles oh so warmly and cutely, her leaves falling over her face as she turns to answer Jessie."Uh, yeah I use it to make cake, don't worry about using too much, we have two cartons" She says cheerfully "Just don't take too long, May said this movies a good one""Its a classic, she made me watch more times than I can count...but its a little cheesy" She laughs "But hey, not a bad thing and those are her favourites""Oh well she didn't tell me much about it besides that it was really good" She says turning back to me "So....why do you like it so much""Uuuh" I say trying not to look at her roots, as I try to figure out how much a quick nibble and chew would hurt her "its an old one, from before actual kaiju girls became a thing, just guys in suits""Oooooh" Yvette says happily as I try to crawl sneakily over to her "So its actually a classic""Yeah, a real fossil" Jessie laughs as Yvvy looks down at me happily, and pats her lap"Need something to lay down on?" She asks sweetly as I stare at her legs and flash a grin."Uh may""Heeey" I say running my claw down her legs "can I chew on your roots for awhile""Uh, May your friend is here, and No I don't think you" She says, trying to set me down lightly"No I want them now!" I shout, trying to hold her down so I can get a taste of her rootsies "I've been wanting too long, besides, just one little nibble, a bite!, I want chew them too much""May may!" Yvette says trying to push me away "I said not know and...when you won't just eat all of them, hey stop drooling on me""But I love you, and I wanna love your roots' I say pawing at her face as she pushes me back by mine "SO GIMME""I'M NOT READY" She yelps "just wait, Jess...jessie!""Coming, alright you need to"Jessie says, I hear her shaking the room as she runs over to pull me off "Uh, May you don't look so good""May?" yvette asks as I taste the familiar taste of vomit as it fills my mouth."I need to use the bathroom" I say weakly as I try to stumble off of her and the couch,but she catches me and leads me to the bathroom.-"Alright I got the bath ready" Yvette says, still sounding a bit nervous as I lay my head into the toilet bowl, whimpering weakly "Are you alright staying here alone or...are you not done throwing up yet....I could pause the movie for you if you want me to"She puts a hand on my back as I grab the bowel, whimpering in pain.cont
>>1344252She is the size of a real hawk and sits on the lap of a very big eagle."What? I would sit over her head but it tires her neck!"
>>1344300What do I do? just sit here for a bit get into the bath and relax try to ask her to join me *Sniff sniff* ROoooots Yeah, i'd like that I wanna dieeee I want aspiring if you could Sorry I got like that Yvvy tell Jessie not to ruin my spot on the couch.....is the water boiling? write in>>1344249Jessie is the minotaur.Also May's sister is....a giant Lamia, who is Totally not Jormungandr, no siiiir ree!there's also a gang of catgirls,that were the starting enemies. They're a bunch of idiots>>1344235Oh you're spoiling us!>>1344274And I love your sense of humor, godamn you're gonna kill me.
>>1344305> I wanna dieeee> I want aspiring if you could> Sorry I got like that Yvvy
>>1344305> Sob angrily about fairies.
>>1344305>.....is the water boiling?> I wanna dieeee> I want aspiring if you could> Sorry I got like that Yvvy
>>1344305> Yeah, i'd like that> try to ask her to joi-bleeeeeeh> I wanna dieeee>.....is the water boiling?> get into the bath and relax> Sorry I got like that Yvvy> try to ask her to join me, properly this time
>>1344305> get into the bath and relax
>>1344305> I want aspiring if you could> Sorry I got like that Yvvy> get into the bath and relax> try to ask her to join me>"I'M NOT READY" She yelpsAhahahahaah, everything was worth it!
>>1344300 Is the water boiling?  Stupid Puck, stupid Fairy magic!
>>1344325I'm so happy you came to this thread tonight!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>Write inWe should really sober up. If we get in the bath we'll drown.
First omake, don’t judgeJaylin: I don’t want to see Dr. Strange!Terry: Why not?J: You remember what happened after Captain America 2.T: ?J: How everyone kept whispering “Hail Hydra” in my ears!*whispered* T: Not their fault if you have that many ears J: I heard that you know
"I want to dieeeee" I groan, wiping a strand of vomit from my mouth as my stomach lurches again and sends me right back into the porcelain throne "Like I said I can stay if you want" Yvvy says softly rubbing my back as I start to sob under my breath, my throat burns like a son of a bitch, it feels like I'm breathing fire....god now I know how dragons can digest metal, this stuff in my stomach is just too strong."Its fine...just get me some cold water and aspirin" I say weakly as I feel her hand pull away from my back "if you could""I will, just wait right here" She says, kissing the nape of my neck as she walks away "And, try to get it all out""Its bullshit, I didn't even eat anything today" I mumble to myself as I feel another retch coming on, and can already taste the bileI hear the door click open as Yvette leaves"Sorry for acting like that Yvvy" I say meekly, looking up from the bowl as she glances back at me, her amber eyes twinkling in the light"Don't worry about it, you were drunk, nothing to be sorry about sweetie" She says, smiling warmly as she tilts her head "Now don't talk so much, it'll only get worse if you do""Is the water boiling yet?" I ask groaning as I start to take off my sleeveless shirt"Er, I got it as hot as I can" she says, giggling as the door closes behind herI grumble, undressing on the floor with my legs and tail splayed out. The mirrows are already fogged up and the room is already hot as hell. My scales are starting to get wet from just being in hereI struggle with my pants, trying to get them off my tail as I sit back up. They come off, nearly ripping as I stand up and kick them off my legs.I stretch, enjoying the feeling off warm air washing over me as I quickly step over to the massive, jaquzi sized tub in the other side of the room.I dip one of my clawed tones into it and sigh, ooooh that's so nice...I could just melt into this. Sighing, I step into the bath and lower myself down into it, moaning in delight as I curl my toes and hug myself. Yeah this is the perfect heat.Splashing water onto my face and I lay back and kick my legs around already feeling a thousand times better. Don't know what those fairies did to me, but I think I got it out of my system. And I'm glad I did, I mean I nearly ate Yvvy's..The door swings with a clack open as I stare at my wet chest, thinking as I try to get used to the feeling of my....well fattened assets floating in the water."Eh?" I gasp, turning round and covering myself as I see Yvette walk into the room"Oh, sorry I thought you weren't in yet" She says, setting the aspirin bottle and water on the sink, as I see Jessie cheering before the door swings close behind Yvette "I'll just be going now...just enjoy your bath okay""Yvette! Wait" I Squeak....wait did I just fucking squeak?yvette turns around, her hand already on the door handleroll 1d20+guile>>1344359Hey I like it.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1344363
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1344363hmmmmmm
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1344363Oh Boy
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1344363
Gotta go to bed, it's late. Thanks for all the love everyone! Maybe I'll see you tomorrow. I'm like the littlest drawing hobo.
>>1344359Jesus, I wish I read what was in that picture before I chose it. Should have cropped that part out.
>>1344381Maybe, but the thread of Ultra super nova I was supposed to be running tomorrow is going to be pushed back to Saturday since I have a doctor's appointment but if you want to draw more, this thread's fine till then
>>1344381No, thank YOU drawfriend, you've made a great thread even better. Goodnight.
>>1344389that he did, he is a fucking legendand anyone else wanna roll?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1344396I could roll again
>>1344396Well, as the last roll was just taken let me say this: Please be merciful HM, Yvvy is a smart girl, she could totally figure out May's weird ramblings!
>>1344404For some reason I think it's more about May figuring out some sort of trick...but maybe I'm mistaken...
>>1344363I just realized, we're turning into Rowan, aren't we?
>>1344412Yeeeeeeeeeep...Which begs the obvious question...How the FUCK did we end up here? And what did we actually do?
>>1344411I thought it was May fighting through the last of her drug haze and all of her embarrassment to find a way to ask Yvette to share a bath with her. >>1344412Stop that.
"I uh....I uh" I stammer, suddenly finding it hard to say anything or even breath, and suddenly feeling very embarrassed, I sink lower in the back, flipping around when only my eyes are peeking over the edge with my horns "Uuuh I"I swallow hard as Yvette looks at me, her pale face flushing red from the heat off the room, brushing her "Hair" of leaves out of her eyes as she looks at me with the same, soft and loving smile she always does. So why is it making me so....nervous and excited. Why can't I say anything, I can barely think! it feels like my heart is about to fly out of my chest."Yes may?" She asks sweetly as I swallow and grab what little courage I seem to have right now, how do I say this without sounding weird? I mean I just tried to eat her legs a bit so ....why would she want to get into the bath with me, and I've never seen her actually naked before so...so"Uh" I say, damning myself with my impatience as I open my big dumb mouth again "Well I kind of...do you want to...share with..er how do I say this right, yvvy I want you to"She smirks, casually and slowly locking the door behind herself. My heads in a daze, I don't know what to say, some of that crap they put in me is still fucking with me, I could've said this without any trouble before right."Yvette I want you to get in....the water is really nice and" I ramble as she slowly walks over to the edge of the tub "Its...perfectly warm and well, Yvvy you see I want you to""I get it, stop worrying so much May" She says, putting a finger on my lips as her shadows covers me, and I just sigh in relief, I don't have to look like an idiot in front of my girlfriend, the only person who will....why is she taking her shirt off now"Yvvy?" I ask as she presses her finger on my lips again giggling"Just wait, and scoot over, I'm already getting in" She says, as she pulls her shirt off andandw...Woooooooow holy...um holy fucking shit that's uh. She's got some really nice...she has a nice pair doesn't she.I scoot away, looking down at the water as my heart starts to act like a bongo drum...th..this is probably the lewdest situation I've ever been in a...am I dreaming or am I really sharing a naked bath with my girlfriend.Fuck what am I supposed to do here?! I can barely learn what to do with cuddling and kissing, the fuck am I supposed to do in a situation like this!?The water splashes, lapping against my face as my much taller girlfriend steps into the bath, making the already filled bath over floor, running to the floor as she yelps and dances around a bit until she gets used to the heat.And for some reason I can't look up. Godammit may, this could be something and you're acting like the virgin you are! Dammit!Yvvy sighs and I hear her sit down across from me"Ahhhh, you were right about the water may" She purrs in delight "May? Is something wrong? we're just sharing the bath"cont
>>1344440Thank god. I guess my shadowrun generator is still on overdrive after last thread
>>1344440I try to look, but its...really difficult and my head stays locked in place."Oh? Are you embarrassed? I know you've never done anything like this before but...well now reason to get all flustered about your girlfriend's body right? I mean you've used me as a pillow so many times already" She says teasingly, her cold hand touching my back as I think my heart either stops or beats faster than I can feel.What do I do? Angrily yell at myself for being like this Look 1d20+will try to leave but jessie's right outside of the door I know its just...I can't help it Yeah and the most lewd thing I've done was letting you polish my scales! I need some water of course not, I just got something in my eye You're enjoying this aren't you retreat under the water No, my horns are just itching When I was sleeping WHAT? You think I'm embarrassed?! I'll show you embarrassed! writ ein>>1344446hehehe>>1344412Local squirrel girl goes mad with power after ending up in the body of fuck off strong dragon?
>>1344451> Look 1d20+willLet me crit fail
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1344454>>1344451
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1344451> Yeah and the most lewd thing I've done was letting you polish my scales!> I know its just...I can't help it> Angrily yell at myself for being like this> Look 1d20+will
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1344451> Look 1d20+will> I know its just...I can't help it> Yeah and the most lewd thing I've done was letting you polish my scales!
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1344451> No, my horns are just itching> Yeah and the most lewd thing I've done was letting you polish my scales!> You're enjoying this aren't you> retreat under the water> WHAT? You think I'm embarrassed?! I'll show you embarrassed!> Look 1d20+willTime to get burried beneath the world tree
>>1344461> I know its just...I can't help itMan no luck for any of us when we want to roll for something funny to happen. No barfing, no comical looks, no falling off a cliff. No fun for this anon.
>>1344464You're the first guy I can remember begging for a crit fail
>>1344469I remember Caught up asking for one a while ago
>>1344469When it's low stakes, I'm okay with it. That and I didn't neccessarily wan't crit fail...just regular fails...builds character and drama.When it's high stakes, I get antsy...I've rolled enough 1s in you quests in my time.
>>1344464Nope sorry, just cute girls doing cute things, and May getting just closer to her girlfriend.
>>1344475Yeah, I don't remember which one you're specifically talking about but I do remember hoping for one a few threads ago.
>>1344476That and when 1s are for humour, it's fine. I mean, everyone remembers the double 1s for training and the hilarity that was Iris' flailing in YDFQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7efMCmnRkkSome choice music! for you to enjoy-I look at my blurred reflection in the fogged up metal of the sliding glass door for the bath/ shower, trying to ignore the fact that Yvette is nearly laying on top of me without her shirt and...and I'm feeling something really soft right now. I try to keep my tail from wagging, but her legs have pushed it down pretty well already! not that that's going to stop it with how strong I am but...but."May? Oh, you get cuter the more I get to know you" Yvette whispers in my ear, I freeze up as I feel her cold breath brush up against my ear and burning cheeks "You have these to, you know, why are you getting so embarressed?""But..but yours are" I pause, catching my breath as she giggles, and just stands there, so close I can feel the steam rising off of her already soaking wet body "But yours are different, and I know I shouldn't be embarressed but I just can't help it!""then look" She says, backing off, I can hear the water spreading and parting with her movement "Nothing to lose if you do, come on, you can do it may! We're already a couple, so...well we should get used to this sort of stuff""Yeah? and the most lewd thing I've done was letting you polish my scales!" I holler as I whip around and freeze with my mouth agape, hissing as I see Yvette sitting across from me with her arms and legs spread out.Everything stops, and I eat up every detail of her I can see.Drops of water flowing down the leaves of her hair, dripping down her flushed red face which has a hungry, expecting looking on it. Her amber eyes are practically glowing, half open and waiting as she looks at me, looking as calm as she could. The tattoos covering her skin and bark look like they're glowing slightly in the mist filled air. She's laying back with relaxed shoulders, her bark darker than usual because of all the water she's in. Steams rising up and surrounding her, making her like a some kind of piece of art. And she isn't wearing a damn thing. I can see where her bark begins and ends, I can see her pale skin under the water. an..and her wide thighs and hips but thankfully the water is too murky already for me to see what's between her leg!"Wanna look up now" She says sweetly, warmly, let teasingly, nearly purring as I slowly crane my neck up, feeling cold water drip down my neck from the soaked end of my grey hair.I swallow hard and cross my legs, feeling even warmer than before I see I look Her dead on, taking in my girlfriend entirely as she sits across from me in the tub. The water ripples as I feel a drop of sweat drip down my cheek, catching on a scale as I watch a drop of water slide down from her neck tofrom her neck to in between her breasts. Her beautiful, beautiful freckle covered breasts. I...I never noticed when she was wearing her shirt, but they're at least almocont
>>1344506st the size of my head! Maybe even bigger.My throat gets dry as she leans back, and stretches with an awkward, nervous smile on her face as she shows off more. They're...they're really big and soaking wet, hell they're almost like my scales are.I cover my mouth, and try to push my tail down as I note that her skin is actually slightly greener than usual in this light and...and when she's in the water. Her roots are clinging to end of the tub behind her, as her chest heaves seemingly getting bigger.She glances at me, blushing as she covers herself and wince, taking her arm off of her chest, barely avoiding looking me in the eye as she takes a deep breath a sighs.Leaning forward, she says fours words that feels like a brick to the top of my head"Want to touch them?" She asks pushing them up with a really forced winkUhfuckWhat do I do? Retreat retreat confused dragon noises just keep staring Only...only if I can have a root or two I need to get that aspirin now so uh...hold up on that Jessies just outside that door you know Why are you like this! Ah, these are mine right?! Fine...if you want Why would I? I have my own Okaaay that's far enough today write in
>>1344515> confused dragon noises> just keep staring> Fine...if you want> Jessies just outside that door you know> Why are you like this!> And I guess you might want to to-...*more dragon noises*
>>1344515> confused dragon noises> Why would I? I have my own> Fine...if you want> Ah, these are mine right?!As cute as the badass warrior girl being easily flustered by anything lewd is, we already have Layla for that. May can handle treetits.
>>1344521> Ah, these are mine right?!Adding these.>>1344522True, but I'd rather we just be flustered once, and then we can play games of dragon vs tree and alternate winner and loser daily.
>>1344522May is just worried she'll fuck upLayla meanwhile, her brain shut off when exposed to lewdentirely different
>>1344515> confused dragon noises> just keep staring> Fine...if you want> Jessies just outside that door you know
>>1344515> confused dragon noises> just keep staring
>>1344515>I...I never noticed when she was wearing her shirt, but they're at least almost the size of my head! Maybe even bigger.I guess you could say... May has more BARK than bite at the moment.
>>1344531How can someone be so soul devouringly terrifying and so unbelievably cute at the same time?>>1344530Oh she should definitely be flustered right now, but in the long run she should be able to handle this sort of thing better. Starting by groping her girlfriends sap-makers.
>>1344536>I guess you could say... May has more bark than bite right nowFuck you, that was funny, but fuck you
>>1344539I agree, and I also think, as suggested up top, that Yve should get her hand on the dragon's horde, so to speak. And then they can take in the awkward moment together.
>>1344515>> confused dragon noises>> just keep staring>>write inWithout realizing that you're talking ask if that means she wants to touch yours too. Then realize what you said and make even more confused dragon noises
>>1344543though now looking back it seems a little awkward, lets try again...> And I guess you might want to to-touch-...*more dragon noises*
>>1344543YES, maybe with Mays tail unconsciously coiling around Yvvys leg?
>>1344547>> And I guess you might want to to-touch-...*more dragon noises*Adding this to my vote
>>1344533> And I guess you might want to to-touch-...*more dragon noises*Adding offering to touch our Soft Dragon belly
I stare at them for awhile, looking up at them as they hang over my head, weird growls, hisses and squeaks running out of my mouth as I try to talk, my tail splashing hot water in my face as Yvvy just turns her head and smiles motherly, patiently but expectingly. "Well?" She asks, pouting as her leaves fall over the sides of her face, making her shadow even darker as I swallow and steel myself, staring at her sternly as I sit up nice and properly."Fine" I huff, splashing water on my face to clear my head "Fine if you want... and I guess you might want to to-touch"Yvette gasps, and smiles happily, nodding without saying a word as I make more dragon noise and curse myself out in my head.She puts her hands on my shoulders, rubbing them as she takes a deep breath and eggs me on "Well you first then, its only fair since I offered first right?"I nod, biting my tongue so I don't saying anything else like that. Alright, May, moment of truth here, you fuck up and I am eating my own fucking tail. Staring dead ahead at them as they swing slightly from yvvy moving, I slowly move my claws up to them and grab them, careful not to dig my claws in.They're....really slippery and soft, like they're really fun to grab and squeeze its...comforting, they're warme than the water and just...well they feel nice to hold onto.Yvette yelps and bites her knuckle looking away from me as I continue to knead and play with them curiously, almost hungrily as a strange though runs through my head.I own these....these are mine."These are mine right?" I ask without thinking again. The room goes silent, except for the water lapping against my stomach and her thighsYvette looks at me, looking a little confused before she smirks and nods, pushing my hands deeper into her bosom. "Yes...yes they are may" She says as I bite my lip, licking it as a bunch of other weird thoughts run through my head "And this is mine"I jump as she puts one hand on my stomach, the softest part of my scale covered body, since I don't have a single scale there!"And" She says slowly raising a hand up to my chest, grabbing one of my breasts tightly, but nt enough to hurt me "so are these!"My tail wraps around her leg and pulls her in"Oh? already?" She asks, looking as embarrassed and flustered as I am now "You're really acting like a dragon today dear"I look up at her as she lays against me, her roots curling and wrapping around my legs, locking them in place as she breathes erratically and excitedly. What do I do?...maybe we should tell Jessie she should leave first. But she'll hear us! Lay back and see what she's going to do Love bite MINE MINE MINE MINE, all mine! pretend to still be sick Suggest we just wash eachother first abort abort Hmmm *green touch* heheheh *Aura of wilting* Are you sure we're ready Yvvy? Hey hey, rowen might be watching I need a...an adult write in
>>1344561> Hmmm *green touch*Will it make her makas into Maka's?
>>1344561>...maybe we should tell Jessie she should leave first.> Suggest we just wash eachother first> Are you sure we're ready Yvvy?> Love bite> Hmmm *green touch*> Lay back and see what she's going to doJust clear everyone and everything else out, and ease into it.
>>1344561>...maybe we should tell Jessie she should leave first.> Hey hey, rowen might be watching> But she'll hear us!> Suggest we just wash eachother first> I need a...an adult> Are you sure we're ready Yvvy?and then, after all is said and done...and we fail> Lay back and see what she's going to do> Love biteand after all that...> Hmmm *green touch*> heheheh *Aura of wilting*> Hmmm *green touch*> heheheh *Aura of wilting*add infinitum...or whenever she says she's done. Because I have heaaaaavy suspicions here.
>>1344561Suddenly start to transform since we were in a fight today ruining the moment and making enough noise that Jessie burst in to see what's wrong only to slip on the wet bathroom floor and fall into the tub with us for maximum spaghetti
>>1344572I mean, we have to wait until the World Tree harem has one member anon...buuuuuuut man is that tempting...HM may just throw it in to close out anyways
>>1344572>>1344577Although, if you really wanted to add to the insanity...the floorboards above the bath, where Rowan is standing is always known for being rather flimsy...
>>1344576Please please don't ruin the moment like that. It would be really funny, but this has been incredibly sweet and adorable and I don't want the mood to be completely shattered like that for the sake of comedy.
>>1344585I vote for >>1344572
>>1344561>...maybe we should tell Jessie she should leave first.> Suggest we just wash eachother first> Are you sure we're ready Yvvy?
>>1344587God I love my bleach pictures, the reactions they cause are always fun
>>1344585Its late and apparently we (America) launched like 50 tomahawk missiles at syria, people might be a bit distracted, that said:> Hmmm *green touch*
Sad that we won't be having fun alternating, based on these votes. I bet Yve would love it.
>>1344593Yeah, I know about that
ALSO, WRITING NOW!
>>1344590You introduced me to Aizen and his fuckery, so I know exactly what you invoking him like that might entail. But I was being completely serious before, we can have funny lewd things later on, but this is their first time HM. Please just let this moment of both of their lives say cute and happy, and not make it just another good joke, please?
>>1344593Yeeeaaahhh, I'm not keenly aware of the geopolitical climate in that part of the world and how it ties into everything else, but that's one of the terrible place we could attack that wouldn't tear everything apart, right? ...right?
>>1344608This thread is keeping me sane right now
>>1344609Well... time to see what a real World War looks like I guess... oh fuck
"Maybe" I say, pushing her gently away, fighting against the voice telling me to claim her as mine already "Maybe we should tell Jessie she should leave first"Yvette turns a bright red, and yeah she forgot about Jess in the heat of the moment then, Christ I hope she didn't hear any of this, I'd have to go lie in a hole for a week if she did."Oh I...she was so quite I forgot about her" She says, sitting back and covering her face as I chuckle, and pat her on her shoulder, my hands feeling different for some reason now."Its fine...its fine, I'll go tell her now" I say, smirking as I get a naughty idea, I mean, when Yvette is filled up with my magic...well she's even better like that right "And you just stay right here and wait for me okay""I was going to, I just...god she could've heard us...uuuuh" She groans, still hiding her face as the back of my black scaled hand glows with green runes.She glances up, looking confused as her body expands and fattens in all the right places, pushing out more water as she takes up more of the bath. Her cheeks turn as a nice shade of green as she blushes even harder, so much that even her plant side begins instead of just her human part. I admire her for a second, her newly fattened as and her now heavy tits, that give Jessie's a run for their money easily.She stammers and glares at me, pouting and clenching her hands into fists"Maaaaay" She whines, looking down at herself before she sighs "Fine, but turn me back afterwards alright?""I will I will" I giggle as I wave her off, carefully walking over the soaked tiles, not slipping because of my scales and claws.Alright, don't need to open the door all the way and I have to not be weird about this. Pushing it open just enough to stick my head out, Jessie looks over to me, smiling with a big jug of milk in her hand"Hey, I was worried you two drowned, what's taking so long, I've nearly watched this all by myself" She says cheerfully as I stammer for a second, trying to figure out how to tell her to fuck off without insulting her"Uh, about that, its getting kind of steamy with me and Yvette so could you...come back later?" I ask as Jessie turns pale and stands up, quickly walking for the door"Yep yep, have fun, was looking forward to that, but if you two need privacy, I'm gone" She says quickly, sounding really embarresed as I smile awkwardly"You're a good friend jess' I say grinning as she nods"I know just...thanks for warning me" She laughs as I nod, giggling as I close the door, feeling cold as I rush back to the back.And see Yvette pulling at her thighs and frowning uncomfortably as she tries to find a way to be comfy in there with her new assets."S...so are you ready?" She asks, stopping as she sees me again, steam rising from my body as my scales glisten and she greedily eats it up with her eyes "I mean, I've never done this before and I don't want the water to get cold before we can"cont
>>1344623"Well maybe we should wash each other first, ease into it" I say smiling as she frowns and sighs in relief, relaxing a bit more "But there's a lot of you to wash now ehehe""And who's fault is that?" She pouts, crossing her arms over her now massive tits as I slowly get back in and scratch the back of my head"Sorry" I say, grabbing the soap, and looking at it as I begin to feel...not ready for this...at least a little "but...are we really ready for this""I..I thought you were" Yvette squeaks "And...I want to make you happy"What do I say? Lets hold off on it Er...maybe later, I still feel a little sick I am its just...are you? lets just wait and see if anything happens Well fuck it, I already threw jess out so are we fucking or not I'm not, at all Well...lets try? Uh, lets hold off until we're clean, counterproductive I know  Well....I dunno Well you are mine, so I could just take you I need some ginger or I might go crazy right now write in>>1344608He did it while at dinner with china's president
>>1344629> lets just wait and see if anything happens
>>1344629> Well you are mine, so I could just take you>*Aura of wilting* to make her more docile
>>1344629> I am its just...are you?> Well...lets try?>He did it while at dinner with china's presidentYeah, I'm just going to go outside my house and scream incoherently for a few minutes, be back in a bit. In all seriousness, this is really cute and I think we all need that right now, thank you HM.
>>1344629> lets just wait and see if anything happens> Uh, lets hold off until we're clean, counterproductive I know> Well...lets try?> Well you are mine, so I could just take you>...are you?
>>1344634> I am its just...are you?whoops
>>1344629> I am its just...are you?> Well...lets try?I need to get some fresh air
>>1344633Forgot to put this one in> Well you are mine, so I could just take you
>>1344629> I am its just...are you?>Well... let's try
>>1344638>>1344634>>1344632I'll be honest, didn't expect this much support for that option
I still want May to end up with a garden/gang of alarunes, maybe ones based off of less pretty plants due to her rough nature, things like belladonna, venus flytraps and other odd plants.Though with the crown of horns I guess it would be more of a court, with Yvv as her queen I guess...oh dear lord if theres a catnip alarune... and Carla's gang meets her...
>>1344643I see you are a man of tastealso sauce?
>>1344647Origin:Spirits of the PastI have heard meh things. Looks nice though!
>>1344649Dankeand I'll start writing now
>>1344647Eh just a clip from an anime movie... names something like Origin Spirits of the Past, doesn't actually involve monstergirls, more of a post apocalyptic scifi with a plant based apocalypse, sadly the story is pretty basic and cliche imo, but the setting and powers were cool
>>1344642Its some levity. I doubt May means it. But it does help ease them into it. Its how I read it.
>>1344642If I'm being totally honest, the phrase "I am your and you are mine" and everything it implies just really strikes a cord with me. Like that's part of my personal definition of love or something like that. >>1344643>oh dear lord if theres a catnip alarune... and Carla's gang meets her...Oh my god YES. Also, source? That looks really gay and well animated.
>>1344653there is literally no yuri in the entire thing, the two depicted are like some sort of weird representation of the sentient forest that rules half the world and I think were either one person or sisters prior to the apocalyptic event of the setting which involved an arboretum on the moon doing genetic experiments with trees and making a super fast growing sentient tree that grew fast enough to shatter the moon with its roots and make a bee-line for earth...all thats the opening, I mainly remember this show cause I liked the work of the singer who did the opening, saldy this versions sound quality isn't that good but better versions don't actually show the opening:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy2UyTKH60I
"I am its just" I say, leaning over her, pressing my hand down on her thigh by accident, blushing as Yvette balls her hands up, and holds them in front of her chest nervously "are you"She looks up at me, and away from me so she doesn't have to lock eyes with me, and bites her lips, blushing green again as she looks at the wall to her right, and swallows hard, taking a deep breath as she slowly turns back to me. Yvvy closes her eyes, practically shaking now as she takes another, even deeper breath. She holds it, puffing her cheeks out. I tilt my head, my drying hair clinging to my neck as I wait for her answer."I" She says, pausing again as she looks down my chest all the way to my scale covered legs, swallowing as she looks back up at me and with an awkward smile squeaks "I..I think I am, besides, if I'm not we can just stop and wait, nothing to worry about, right?"she's breathing fast and hard, I'm a little worried for her, but its actually exciting me more than anything else."Right" I say, sliding the hand on her thigh up a bit, blushing and swallowing as she crosses her legs "Well, lets try then"She nods, keeping her eyes closed shutWhat do I do? try Let her take the lead"Devour" her  Be as gentle and slow as I canMess with her, and surprise her while I'm washing her leaves Back out, deciding, nah, not ready write in>>1344651Ah well, might look into it.>>1344652Yeah, but still, surprising to me>>1344657awwww
>>1344657Ah, darn. Well that's still one of the most interesting takes on the apocalypse I've ever seen, so I still might check it out at some point, thanks.
>>1344659> Be as gentle and slow as I canShe seems nervous about this
>>1344659> try> Take turns leadingThe great thing about our two auras is that with Yvette we can back and forth at the flick of a magic switch!
>>1344659>"Devour" her > Be as gentle and slow as I can
>>1344665> Be as gentle and slow as I canThis too. Slow and steady guys.
>>1344663it still kinda funny to me how fast the dang trees had to be going to go from the moon to earth, trees that can grow at relativistic speeds is just a weird idea...which May could probably do with practice....
>>1344663We'll see which one is right soon enough
>>1344669We kickstart Ragnarok 2.0 by doing the exact opposite of what we did last time, I like it! Maybe this time we live Yggs chest instead of her legs?
>>1344673Oh I'm sure it'll be fine, listen to some Ra ra rasputin and try and calm down. >>1344676<Furious Odin noises> also MG odin is a Valkyrie angel subspecies
>>1344673I was kind of hoping for robots or zombies if I'm being completely honest.
>>1344678I can help with that!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8dJaK0FrzMAnd I wonder if she would feel weird about dating Hugin and Munin? (I know I didn't spell their names correctly, you know who I mean.)
>>1344681>not posting best versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM
>>1344684Pardon me for liking a true hero more than a quiet sociopath.
>>1344688Hell yeah he was a hero, he's even considered a god by his people. We just saw him at the final, worst moments of his life. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Grievous/Legends
>>1344692Fine be that way. Let's all just agree the Grievous has the best character design in all of Star Wars, yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXNtLaOnSE-Her roots are wrapping around my legs, and I'm hungry in more than one way. I take a breath and let it out as I lean closer to her, pressing my chest against her recently grown bosom, feeling her warm breath wash over my face as she curls up, waiting for what I'm going to do to her nervously. Very nervously. I mean sure, I should probably wait till she's ready but...she's just so beautiful right now, so alluring if I can be so sappy to think like that. Her roots dig into my leg, holding me in place tightly as she whimpers, glancing at me when I don't touch her for a few more moments"May?" She asks, as I raise my other hand out of the water slowly, water dripping down my claws as I reach out and grab her face softly, leaning closer until our noses are touching"Yes sweetie?" I ask, getting ready to kiss her as she shivers and glances down at her lap and groin, biting her lip"Are...are you gonna" She begins before I press my thumb on her lips to shut her up"Oh" I say, slidding my hand into her inner thigh, feeling her quiver as her eyes go wide as I purr "I am going to DEVOUR you Yvette, eat you up like the big bad wolf"I lick my lips as her lips shake and she shies away, not making a noise"Oh don't worry, I'll be gentle if I can, but having this many roots and this much you in front of me" I say panting as I lick her cheek with my long, black tongue "I...I"I bite her neck softly, my fangs not even breaking skin as I moan and she whimpers"I might not be able to help myself" I say, pressing my entire body against her, worming my tail behind her back and tying her to me as I coil it around myself around both of us "is that okay Yvvy baby"She pauses for a moment, looking in my venomous eyes as I lick her neck a bite,and nibble it playfully. "I...I..yeah it is, we're a thing and you wouldn't hurt me if you're in control of yourself" She says gaining confidence again "I can trust you just...don't bite please""Well I might lose control and "Eat" you up yvvy, are you okay with that? I'm strong I might accidently hurt you while I try to play with ya" I say laying against her chest between her breasts "is that alright? if I go crazy and enjoy myself as much as I can? I promise I'll do my best to go slow and gentle but"I run my claw down her chin and smirk, tilting my head as I lean into kiss her"You know how impulsive I am baby" I say softly as she shakes under my hands and tail "is that right? I swear I'll make it up to ya if I hurt ya, and well...I'll let you get back at me anyway you want so....Yvette, Can I devour you"She closes her eyes and under her breath whispers "Yes" Right before I press my lips against hers, and give her a little tongue actionShe leans back, gasping and looking shocked as I laugh"I got a lot better at kissing since you surprised me baby!" I yell, licking my lips "This is a little pay back alright? Oh lord you taste sooooo good!"cont
>>1344695He was pretty cool looking
>>1344697I just hope that in this same scene Yve gets her moment. Then the two of them can pass out in the throwes.
>>1344697Imagine our faces if Yvv's world transport ability activates
>>1344703>When both of them climax they wake up in a beautiful field of flowers and sunlight, and briefly wonder if this is what sex is>But it's just Alfheim, the land of faeries and most ironic place they could have ended up given how May started her day.
>>1344697She gulps as I move my hand up to her crotch, making her jump as I open my mouth and giggle"Ma..may just...no biting" She says, closing her eyes again "It really hurt when you bit me that one time""I know but....I can't make any promises" I say as I start to...do what I know what to do, which isn't much since i've only had to do it with myself before "Rraaaaaaawrgh"-"You okay Yvvy" I ask, as she lays back in the tub, her leaves wilting and her eyes glazed over and empty. She's drooling a bit with a dumb smile, covered in bite marks, my bite marks. I didn't bite into her anywhere or drew blood, but they're red and I think one might bruise up. Maybe I was a little too rough with her, since the walls of the bath are a little uh...busted now but...she seemed to enjoy herself. I just hope these walls were sound proof.I lay against her, as her chest slowly rises up and down as she struggles to breath right, looking out of it and like she's about to pass out. She giggles weakly and tries to touch me. I just grab her hand with a smirk.I glance down at her "legs" of roots guiltily, seeing all the bite marks on them as she tries to say something"You bit" She manages to mumble as I slump my shoulders"Sorry, I did warn ya" I say with a nervous chuckle as she shakes her head"iz fine" She says tiredly, glancing at the door like a zombie "I don't think I can walk like this tho...I need a lil help baby""alright" I say picking her up, which is bit hard with her in...this overfed form of hers "Sorry I ate a few of your roots, I got....stuck in the pasion of the moment""iz fine...it didn't hurt at all" She groans as she flops her head against my chest "Were they good""Ooh the best I ever had" I say as I carry her out of the room, still in my birthday suit and wet as can be "thanks for not being mad at me, but I'll have to get more later""Maybe" She yawns, hugging me tightly "I didn't think you were being serious back then may""Ehehe, I did warn ya....are you gonna be okay though?" I ask as she smiles as I carry her over to the couch "I mean, it looks like that took a lot out of it and....did I do good at least"She says something, but can't speak up enough, and motions me to come closer"Yeah baby?" I ask softly leaning close to her as I lay her down on the couchShe raises her head, wrapping her arms around my neck and sneers"Got ya!" teasingly and sadistically"Eh!?" I gasp as I get forced to the couch, under her, her chewed and gnawed roots quickly regrowing as they wrap around and...and spread my legs openI try to yelp or say anything, and she just smothers me with her chest"Oh, these are useful for something" She cackles licking her lips as I kick my legs and curl my toes, whining and whimpering loudly as I feel her roots going places they should "Oh sorry, maybe I was being a little rough, how's about this?"She smiles warmly as her roots stop being so aggressive, as she pins me down with all of her wait.cont
>>1344713Heheh, the first couple in an HM quest that can take turns being on top, awesome!
I wiggle, still feeling uncomfortable with what's going on downstairs as Yvette lays ontop of me and kisses my forehead"Don't worry, I'll be gentle" She says sweetly "Besides, I don't want to admit it but"She leans as close to my ear and says "Think of this as a little pay back for all of that....sorry...please forgive me sweetie"I whimper as the lights in the room go out-Meanwhile, a very very...very flustered squirrel scrambled away for her own sanity, her mind a wreck from what she just saw her two friends doing. But part of her did want to go back....the part of her that snooped and took embarrassing pictures of people to sell.She paused, and froze, her mind falling to inner turmoil as she heard the distinct cries of a cage dragonAnd we'll end hereI've archived and will answer questions >>1344703>>1344710Ohoho, that's a plan.....ehehehehahhahHHaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAaaaa
>>1344718Thanks for running HMBoth Rowan and Jess are painfully aware of their friends having sexy time today>distinct cries of a cage dragonAlso probably most of the Inn
>>1344720Local dragon girl beaten by furious inn keeper
>>1344718Could we get a pastebin of character options in YDFQ and this one? Like what each sin gets and what monsters we could have been at character creation?
>>1344718Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Lot's of ups and downs, but I'm finding that something wonderful always happens at the end of threads like that. Rowen will be the permanent bottom of the Norse harem, mark my words. Anyway, I'm off to not think about anything except this and things like it for as long as I can, good night everyone.
>>1344717If I had my druthers, they would not have been the first. But maybe they won't be the last.Meanwhile...>>1344718Rowan will get her turn eventually, the World Tree loves all...Well, if we do decide to go that route.Well, there is a sandwhich for youGreat thread HM. I guess a full lewdbin will be desired at some point...Still kind of wish we went over that cliff...we would have had a soft landing...r-right?Guess she'll get bullied another time. By Puck, Daniel or a different enemy...Good shit, I will see you Sunday for metal gear family...hope we did enough to level up Lifa...
>>1344723Oh there's a fuck ton of those I usually just plan out the starting choices then expand based on what the character does, but I can do the monstersBeasts Sleipnir (An Eightlegged Centaur, who seemingly has limitless stamina and can outpace any other horse or centaur if she tries to, can occasionally fly, Grey fur) (+5 Finesse, +5 durability, -3 Will, +2 Magic) Chimera (The Chimera,Has Tan fur, a Lion's paws and mane, Goat's horns and eyes, and a snake for a tail, able to breath fire, easily annoyed) (+2 might, +2 Durability, +2 Magic, +2 Finesse, -1 humanity, +1 guile, +1 Will) Fenrir (A strong and tall wolf girl, Able to breath cold/ice, can eat magic, She's much taller than other wolf or dog girls and has Pale skin white hair and fur. She also hates being tied up or down and seems to be always hungry) (+3 Might, +3 Durability, +3 Magic) Sphinx (The Sphinx, She's a tanned girl connected to the body of a lion at her hips. She has a smug air about her and has a talent for riddles. Her eyes are like a cats, and her nails are claw like. Likes teasing people) (+5 guile, +2 will, +2 might) Thunderbird (A Big harpy who towers over other harpies, She Seems to have control over thunder, winds and storms, and has two curling horns and light brown feathers, tends to hold grudges) (+3 Finesse, +3 Might, +1 Magic, +1 guile, +1 will) Nemean Lion (A Lion Like cat girl, with golden fur that is especially thick on her arms and legs and Mane like hair of the same color. Her claws can rip through metal with ease, and her fur is damn near impenetrable.she's Pretty cocky) (+6 Durability, +1 might, +2 Finesse) *Choose different type*cont
>>1344727Demons Asmodeus(A Dragon/Centaur? with blood red scales,black hair and grey skin. She has a pair of cow horns, and a pair of goat horns. Her tail is a serpent, and both it and her can breath fire) (+3 might, +4 guile, -2 finesse, +2 magic, +2 durability) Lucifer (an Odd Succubus, She is Flat chested with feathered wings, and eyes that shine like the sun. Her Horns are almost crown like. Has a refined taste) (+5 Guile, +5 Magic, -2 durability, +1 Shard of fate) Beelzebub (a Terrifying Bug girl, She's covered in spiky black chitin and has purple skin and red eyes. Her abdomen has a skull pattern on it and her wings are bone white.Very dominant) (+5 finesse, +2 will, +2 durability, +1 guile, -1 humanity) Black Shuck (A mangy looking dog girl, with black fur and burning red eyes, Seems to bring misfortune where ever she goes, Likes following and scarring people, especially the undead) (+2 guile, +2 magic, +3 might, +2 Willpower) Jersey Devil (A Demon, with cloven hooves and legs like a horse, bat like wings and a forked tail. She has horse ears and predatory fangs, clawed hands and is very fast. Prefers to be alone) (+6 finesse, +2 magic, +2 might -1 humanity) Momotaro (An Plant like Oni, looking like a Peach like Allarune, with reddish pink skin, and small black horns. Her petals and leaves look like a Samuria's armor, and she can walk around unrooted. Has a strong sense of justice and can grow peaches) (+4 might, +1 finesse, +3 durability, +1 shard of fate) *Choose different type*cont
>>1344724>Alright you get the face, I will get the loins, you get the rear and...oh I am sure the rest of you will find something.>What do I get>You get to be very happy, Rowan
>>1344725>Sandwitch.Yeah, that might not be nice for Rowen, stuck between a dragon and a tree.Faries Pan (A Saytr, with thick black fur over her goat like legs, and very beautiful body, which is slightly tanned. Her hair is wild and she has two goat like horns, as well as a talent for music) (+4 guile, +2 finesse, + 3 Magic) Jenny Greenteeth (A Scary and still human sized fairy, Her skin is the color of murky water, and she has pondweed in her hair and sharp green teeth, and wicked looking claws, Is a bit of a bully) (+4 Finesse, +2 might, -1 humanity, +3 Magic, +1 guile) Titania (The queen of faries, Human sized and well endowed, Can shrink herself down to normal fairy size, And other faries naturally tend to crowd around and follow her. Her hair is Golden and her wings don't help her fly at all. A kind soul) (+6 will, +7 Magic, -2 finesse, -2 Durability)  Coyote (A quick little dog girl, She has illusion magic and is quite Playful and enjoys playing tricks on others, She Has golden tan fur and a constant smile) (+6 Finesse, +6 Guile, +3 Magic -4 might, -3 durability, +1 shard of fate) Puck (Tiny, and short even for a fairy, she has small devil like horns and cat like ears as well as a cow's tail, Seemingly constantly energetic and excited) (+5 magic, -2 will, +2 guile, +3 Finesse, -1 humanity, +2 durability) Cheshire Cat (A cat girl, with bright purple fur striped with a darker shade, Her hair is the same color and her fur seems to change patterns constantly. Always smiling, and quite mad) (+6 finesse, +6 magic, +2 will, -4 guile, -1 might) *Choose different type*and you already saw dragons socont
>>1344729HOW LEWD>>1344730Undead/constructs Frankenstein's monster (A girl covered in stiches holding her patchwork body together. Appears to be some kind of zombie girl, but her heart is still beating and she isn't as "slow". Has slight control over electricity. Curious) (+3 guile, +4 durability, +1 will, +1 magic, +3 might, -3 finesse) Mania (A crazed looking ghost, her limbs melt into ragged shadows, She has several traits of other undead, and a mad look in her eyes, enjoys causing chaos) (+5 will, +5 guile, +1 magic, -2 humanity) Headless horseman (A Dullahan, with power over fire and horses/centaurs. Her head can float on its own, but it tends to get lost easily, having little control over her body when she is. Her body is a little silly and seems to enjoy messing with her head at times (+4 will, +2 magic, +2 durability, +1 might) Talos (A minotauress/Golem, with Bronze colored skin and actual Bronze replacing parts of her body, namely her arms and legs. The metal parts of her look like roman armor in a way. Her horns look like burnt metal. Stubborn as a bull) (+8 Durability, -2 will, +5 Might, -2 finesse) The Gingerbread man (A bizzare Golem, made out of sweets that seem to constantly regenerate. She has a core like a slime. Her hair and eyes are made of frosting, and she has gum drops dotting her body. When she's regenerating, her body "Bakes" itself to reharden. Likes to run) (+7 finesse, +4 magic, -2 durability, -1 guile, +1 might)  Koschei (The deathless, a partially skeletal lich with a small hole in her chest in the shape of a heart, her hair is white and almost ghostly looking. She's very pale, as corpses tend to be, but she isn't cold like most undead. Has quite the talent for magic and is quite tall and thin)(+5 durability, +4 Magic, -3 might, +2 will, +1 guile) *Choose different type*cont
>>1344731Aquatic Leviathan (A Large Mermaid, Nearly anything that strikes her breaks on contact,Able to breath fire, fearsome teeth, Milky white skin dark blue scales, haughty, knows no fear) (+7 Durability, +1 might, +1 magic) Kraken (A Big Scyla, lots of strong tentacles, doesn't mind the cold, other sea life tends to gather around her, Has brownish orange tentacles, Lazy) (+5 Durability, +1 might, +3 finesse) Nessie (The Loch Ness monster, She has a long almost seal like body, that's slightly fat and has four flippers for limbs, and a tail. She's connected to it by her hips and has tiny sharp fangs. She's awkward on land, and is self conscious about her appearance) (+4 durability, +4 might, -3 finesse, +4 guile) Cthulu (???, She has slimy, grey green skin, that's scaly in some parts, clawed hands and a set of wings, as well as tentacles in place of her hair, and growing out of her face, She's pretty stoic) (+4 magic, +4 Durability, +4 Might, -3 humanity) Namazu (A cat fish tailed mermaid, Often dirty, with muddy brown hair and pale skin, and whisker like a catfish. Able to create earthquakesb by thrashing around violently, a bit airheaded) (+6 Might, +3 durability, -2 finesse, +2 Willpower) Charybdis (A dark blue Slime girl, who is always hungry. She's able to disperse her slime in water, and take control of it without absorbing it. She also has sea anenome like tendrils, that tend to manifest around her base, wrists and neck) (+6 finesse, +5 Magic, +2 might, +1 durability, -3 will, -2 guile,)  *Choose different type*cont
>>1344731Its like a compass really, only with points in all cardinal directions...guess that's more like a weather vein?
>>1344732Urban legends Bloody Mary (A bloody ghost, who looks like she was murdered, tends to make everyone around her feel uneasy. Able to hide in mirrors, and go anywhere her name is called three times. Kind of scary) (-1 willpower, -1 durability, +5 Magic, +2 guile, +4 Finesse) Jack the Ripper (A elf? with pale skin and blood red hair and eyes. Her teeth are sharpened, and she can seemingly pull knives out of nowhere and vanish into shadows. has some pretty violent urges) (+5 finesse, +6 guile, -4 will, +1 magic) Mothman (???, A red eyed girl with giant black wings in place of her arms and grey skin, as well as bird like legs. Things tend to break around her for no reason. A little Mischevious) (+2 might, +4 Magic, +3 finesse) Chupacabra (A weird vampire, her skin is pale, and has weird bone spikes growing along her back, arms and legs. Her teeth are like needles and her eyes are bright red, Has an obsession for Sheep/goat girls) (+4 Might, +4 Finesse, +1 durability) Snallygaster (A lizard like harpy? She has green scales along her legs and chest, and her feathers are silvery. Her teeth are metal fangs, and in place of her tongue are several tentacles. She only has one eye. She's much meaner than other harpies) (+2 magic, +3 Finesse, +3 Might, +1 guile, +1 durability, -1 humanity)  Bigfoot (???,A rather large girl Covered with thick brown fur on her arms, legs, and back. Her arms are longer and bigger than usual, and her feet are pretty big themselves. Her hair is a tangled mess. Kind of shy. Strangly easy to miss) (+3 Might, +2 finesse, +1 will, +3 Magic) *Choose different type*ONE MORE TO GO!cont
>>1344729Sit back and enjoy the ride Rowan, because you get to be the fluffy group pillow at the end
>>1344735Oh she's certainly going to be fluffed alright...
>>1344734Odd ones Yggdrasil (The world tree, a dryad that's much larger than usual and has odd runes in her skin/bark, Can slip into other worlds, kind of sleepy.* (-5 Finesse, +5 Magic, +5 durability, +2 guile, +2 Will) Arachne (A drider, with web like patterns all over her spider half, she has tanned skin and is ever more skilled at weaving than most other driders. Very prideful) (+5 will, -2 guile, +2 magic, +4 finesse)  Nue (A strange Chimera, With Monkey Ears, the legs of a tiger, and the soft fur of a tanuki covering her body, also her tail is a snake. Can shape shift very easily, A bit shy) (+6 magic, +2 guile, +1 Will) Ymir (A giantess, with blue skin covered in frost and ice, her hair looks like it's made out of snow, and her eyes are a pale blue. She's quite mean and crude. Has Ice magic) (+8 Might, -2 guile, +1 magic, +2 will) Mi-go (Fungus Harpy? An odd girl, with a mushroom cap over her head and hair, and a crab like shell over her bird like legs and a few other places. Her feathers are a sickly green and creamy white. Smarter than the average harpy) (+4 guile, -1 finesse, +2 durability, +2 will, +2 magic) *Choose different type*Last one, has some of my faves>>1344735HOW LEWWWWWWD
>>1344736>Aizen sama's are quick to recognize lewdness
>>1344737Would Spring Heeled Jack be a demon or Urban Legend?
>>1344739Well, either way. Lets start with the lewd relationship between a dragon that wants to be on top of a tree and the tree that sits above the dragon. And hope for a lewdbin to showcase that first time.Rowan will get integrated the moment she steps up for May, and we all know that.
>>1344739Run while you can Rowan, the lewds are cumming for you
>>1344742......godammit, I don't know.My gut says demon though.>>1344743hehehehe,I'll see what I can do>>1344746Jesus....ahahahahah
>>1344747Intrude to often in a Dragons den and you end up as part of it's hoard
>>1344750>it's*itsClearly it is getting late >>1344751Constant supply of Fresh Milk
>>1344751SON OF A BEEEEEEEEEETCHJessie's fw if that happens
>>1344756She's a minotauress, not a cow girl. saying that to her face is a good way to loose a few teeth
>>1344759Good thing a Dragons teeth grow back r-right?
>>1344760She's probably used to may making milk jokes, but no one else is allowed to make them, mostly because May doesn't make them as much anymore
>>1344763It's a good thing Jess lives on her family farmCould you imagine some hungover girl at a dorm asking her for milk for her cereal one morning?
>>1344759This reminds me of an old Greek legend that said if you plant the teeth of a dragon they grow into a warrior which I think they said is nearly unstoppable. Any truth to this?
>>1344769>Minotaur, try to get your combat multiplier even higher
>>1344771wanna try it?don't want to spoil anything
>>1344775Well thentry it next thread
>>1344778Well we're bound to get into a fight we're we'll lose a few teeth at some point. Oh and would our plant powers effect their growth at all?
>>1344771>>1344774>May plants some of teeth>Sprout a bunch of tiny aggressive Mays>Yvette gets swarmed by root hungry swarm of Mays>May wakes up in a cold sweat
>>1344782Ya can learnNEXT THREAD MOTHERFUCKER>>1344783>Laying in her fire putMeanwhile Yvette has a dream of a bunch of Tiny Yvvy's forcefully using May has a bed/ pillow and sleeps peacefully
>>1344786Weird questions Does may like potatoes since they are technically a root?
>>1344797Yep,and carrots.She just likes the taste of ginger.
>>1344800>One especially cold winter morning>May curled up under a pile of electric Blankets>May barely staving off Hibernation >Yvette lazily feeding May ginger roots >Rowan poking May in the face with a carrot >May not responfing to the carrot >Rowan asking Yvee Why the Dragon isn't biting her bait
>>1344805Ah, I like that, such a cute little mental imageALSOgot a new trait idea"Plant like"I had the idea in a shower of a slightly dryady/alaruney may sitting grumpily in the indoor garden next to Yvette, as she tries to reassure her it isn't all that bad
>>1344812might already have this trait in, but the idea is still cute of grumpy plant may being forced to live as dryads do
>>1344812I'm still hopping that we can get the shiny scales upgrade while hanging out with our sister so we can blame it on her when we have a tiny freak out >What the hell did you put in that scale polish sis?!
>>1344820>May went from wingless Dragon to Snap Dragon
>>1344824the most dangerous flower>>1344823>Panicking giant snake girl noises
>>1344827Screw Ragnarok when do we get to the real plot where in May decides to go to school and become a Botanist?
>>1344830That could go wrong in so many ways
>>1344831Ignoring Ragnarok or May using her plant magic to forever ruin the field of Botany?
>>1344831So you agree with that plan then?
>>1344835>May takes cuttings from Yvette to cultivate "Children" for them I say children but they would simply be clones of Yvette they could raise as kids
>>1344837Magni and Modi's fw May grows and orchard of Yggdrasils
>>1344839>TFW Nidhoggr creates more Yggdrasils instead of destroying it If this isn't a perversion of Mythology I don't know what is
>>1344839 Puss In Boots. (The famed cat that wears boots in fairy tales. Always keeps her part of a deal and can convince or trick anyone just by talking. While considered the "white sheep" of tricksters, she did kill a giant that had not done anything wrong to her just to help. make a peasant become a King.) (+10 will, +10 guile, +1 magic, +3 finesse)She gets a bit of magic by eating a shapechanging giant, a bit more of finnese by walking on two legs and wearing boots as a cat and both guile and will are quite high because she acomplished a quite difficult objective with just words and trickery. She also has a quite good Charm score since everyone in her legend always believes that she says, but to be fair she never did outright lie save to the King and even in that case it was a lie by ommission as her master was not a Lord... yet.
>>1344722You know. Its a miracle May hasn't been evicted yet.>>1344812She'll just bury herself in boredom. May is a root vegetable...>Little does she know that her head sprouts a single flower.>Yve teases her by plucking it>Wrestling insues>...insues>"What were we fighting about again?"And serriously, I look forward to the other norse legends catching on to her. The ones that are really far into their role will be very very confused...And then we integrate...
This is starting to look like henti tentacle sex bdsm with rough sexual impact dragon sex. This is just the start and my dick can only get harder
>>1345037MFW she has over 3 times the starting stats of everone else>>1345101She is very patientAlsoadorable idea
>>1345289That's cause she has been a monster girl for like 3 years longer than May and keeps doing favor trading. Her starting stats was just +2 Will +3 Guille +1 Finesse. What you think May is the only allowex to level up?
Say whatever happened to meeting the other boarders at the inn, there was a sword nut golem and someone else iirc, maybe said golem gets involved when May looks into getting her old selfs claw forged into a sword or something.
>>1345454Well I for one hope we'll see stats of our friends some day...but I can wait.>>1345289Signs have suggested that she isn't patient...>>1345755I too, hope that we'll spend some time with our inn friends at some point. Dog Girl seems like fun, and Tabby is great, might as well form a sisterhood of sorts.
>>1345755>maybe said golem gets involved when May looks into getting her old selfs claw forged into a sword or something.Hmmm well that's an idea init?hmm>>1346072Maybe some day. maybe next thread
>>1346072Dog girl (young) and Tabby are best feiend and May doesn't have the patience to hang around brats unless is to order them around. The rest of the inn is kind terrified of May with a few exemptions.
>>1346085How was your doctors visit?
>>1346086May is developing that patience. I think it can happen. Besides, I want Tabby on our team at some point...Rowan needs someone on her level, after all.
>>1346106Tabby is our minion, why else is she always near? And did you you forget that one of our upgrades makes others fear us?
>>1346134I'd prefer her as a friend.And yeah I'm aware of the aura of fear, I prefer to go in a different angle for May, personally.More Shonen protagonist less mafia don.
>>1346157Too late we already recluited her as a minion.Then stop voting to make May scarier and stuff like the crown if you want her to not just boss any weak monster girl around.
>>1346168I have been, I'm just losing. Not much to be done.
>>1346168until I found out her old self had wings I kinda wanted to vote for the molt option to see what they hell that actually does. Or depending on the situation any perk or upgrade that makes me laugh. No I'm not a MinMaxer and I love this as it drives my gaming buddies up a wall. Especially when some seemingly useless skill I invested in suddenly saves the parties ass.
>>1346180HM has done pretty well in that regard.I mean seriously, Cooking magic should not be as godly as it is.
>>1346098Pretty standard>>1346226Well, most people don't think to "Cook" people with it>>1346168Minions can be friends
>>1346717Regardless, it's not what your average player is going to encounter as the big threat.I mean, that part of the reason that I went Cheer Magic with Alith. And, were earth magic not my immediate desire for Lifa, I would be looking at the unique subschools for more weird tricks.I mean, the same principle also applies to traits, abilities and other sundry.Uniqueness is fun.
>>1346856Yeah, uniqueness is fun. One reason I came up with the idea of Oni's smoke for kimi.It fits her and its not like anything else in bleach. Also because when I envision it in my minds eye it looks fucking badassMostly the last one ahahaha
>>1346879Badassery is certainly a trademark of your style...It's also what gets me hyped for things in the two quests of yours I really follow. The powers are all about what creative things you can do with it.Like how Mali is a lethal joke character that is also a magician.
>>1346926A VERY lethal joke character.
>>1346944Still waiting for us to pull some clown gags when corrupting rather...stubborn opponents...tried to push it for Alith, but it never happened...another time, perhaps.>Mali is then asked to perform this routine every week at the Lust Den
>>1346974Oh dear, that'd be a sight to write
>>1347041And woe become the poor janitor imps to clean...Though knowing Mali she'd go to OK with it to VERY NOT OKAY WITH IT in a matter of minutes after the adrenaline rush is done and her motherly instincts kick in.And yet another child to the family...
>>1347095Yeah, it'd be cute though
>>1347268And it has nothing to do with this quest. Although if she wants to adopt someone Monster Island has orphanage woth yoing monsters girls that for one reason or another have no family. Puss In Boots or just Boots tries to help it whatever way she can.
>>1347346Hmm, might have to do something with this in a future thread
>>1347352What happens if a monster girl is infused with ultra?
>>1347380huh.....well it only effects humans like that so...would they still be human enough to be effected by it?
>>1347402Guess I know who we are meeting tomorrowHint hint wink wink
>>1347402Mimi is 1/3 human and it affects her
>>1347456Well then, 1/3rd human is how much you need to be affected
>>1347481Then how human are monster girls? If I had to guess, at least 1/2
>>1347488depends on their Humanity stat I guess, May's at -1 right now iirc
>>1348150I doubt that affects her genetics. Moreso her mind
>>1347481How much human are catgirls? 1/3 or 2/3?
>>1351876That is a good question, well most just have cat ears and tails and maybe eyes and claws, some have a bit more fur than the other,. And some are more cat like in personality than others. But in general I'll say they're more "Human" than most monster girls, since they don't have much to adjust to, besides you know, cat stuff unless they changed gender as well
>>1352262I would say that PussInBoots is about 40% monster since she looks like an anthro catgirl. Cerberus is way more monster than human so I say that's she is like 60% monster. Poor Fenrir is about 50% but she has that damn hunger and irritable temper. Puck is like 90% monster and would soon hit 100% if others did not stop her.Poor Nessie started at like 60% and has to ask fairies to shrink her or she would be way too big to go anywhere. She is also quite shy and wears disguises save in the club. I dunno if someone has hit 100% yet. Maybe some kitsune? Since they can take human form anyway it wouldn't be that bad but they would need strong will or to be trained on how to live in monster girl society. Reynard, the fox(girl) is basically doing therapy group to not as as big as an asshole as the original. Tanuki leaves can temporary work for humanoid/human like transformation but they tend to be hit or mix unless you are a Tanuki or Kitsune. With Legends, well it depends. If their Legend had them as human or some point or with the ability to take human form then great, otherwise the weight of Legend itself will fight the human form the longer it lasts.Talking animals mostly stay anthro at most. No one has gone full animal for long since they wouldn't be "monster girls" otherwise. Does that work?
>>1352406Hmmm, well are we going off appearance/ their bodies alone or how monstrous they are in personality. Also undead monster girls makes this even more confusing.
>>1352732Their bodies. Undead are a different topic. Monsters can look 100% human using magic after all.