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‘There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.’ You never imagined these words would mean everything you knew was a lie. You were never one to be scared of a monster under your bed, you were more scared of some murderer or something hiding there. But the worst has come to fruition, evidently the world actually does have monsters in it, and one is sleeping right next to you, firmly grasping your hand in what you can only describe as a death grip.

You couldn’t sleep the night away, not with a succubus next to you. Just a step up from an actual demon… you think. Why didn’t you think of this contingency? Sure it would have sounded ridiculous to you a day ago and you would have been more focused on other kinds of invaders, human kinds, hell you’d probably be more accepting of aliens too. But this mythical creature is right next to you, has been next to you for the entirety of the night. Other creatures around you probably your entire life. All of them ‘feeding’ off you.

If she was actually feeding off you, you couldn't feel it, but she is probably lying. She is just waiting for you to let your guard down and fall asleep. Then her real feeding can begin; the feeding that will kill you. You look over to your old clock, a unhealthy red indicates that it is 6 am. This has gone on long enough right? You lasted this long and if she actually has already fed on your ‘energy’ you can get the info you need on your neighbors and kick her out right?

Will she even tell you anything? Will it even be something true? These monsters bring up too many variables and unknowns. You know nothing of them, and evidently they know everything about you, your kind. What to do what to do…

>Wake up the succubus
>Try and slip out of her grip
>Wait for her to wake up
>Write in
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>>1345167
>Wait for her to wake up
You don't know that she isn't just pretending to be asleep, to lure you into making an incautious move. But if she wanted you dead, you probably would be already; she must have some far more nefarious intention in mind.
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>>1345167
>Wait for her to wake up
>actually unironically disturbing a demon at any time ever
Yeah no
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>>1345167
Last thread:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1314871/

Discord (Quest Thread Not General):
https://discord.gg/xM2aCYq

Twitter for quest:
https://twitter.com/QuestMoonMan
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>>1345167
>>Try and slip out of her gripe
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>>1345167
>Try and slip out of her grip
Find knife, stab monster
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>>1345167
>Wait for her to wake up
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>wait for her to wake up
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>>1345167
>Wait for her to wake up
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>>1345167
>Try to remember the night before, things she's said, or did, how she showed up, how I came in to this situation. Any hint from my memory of whether or not this is actually a dangerous situation. Either way, it is something I need time to digest.
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>>1345175
>>1345176
>>1345184
>>1345190
>>1345211
You really have no idea what will happen if you try to wake her up. At least you are used to pulling all nighters. You are simply left to your thoughts for another hour or so before your guest wakes up at her own pace. You feel her body stretch as she works the kinks from her body, understandable since your bed isn’t particularly comfortable. You feel you may finally get some answers as your eyes meet her own riddled with sleep, only for her to quickly close them and pull you closer to herself with a surprising amount of force.

>SHE IS TRYING TO STRANGLE YOU
>PANIC
>GET AWAY FROM HER
>Write in
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>>1345226
>PANIC
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>>1345226
>Write in

Stand up suddenly "OH BOY LOOK AT THE TIME, IT SURE IS A MORNING NOW. HA. HA."
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>>1345226
>PANIC
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>>1345226
>>1345233
Supporting
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>>1345226
>>PANIC
>Accidentally grope her tit in the panic
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>>1345226
>Still voting to remember how I got in this situation so I can properly assess whether or not it's dangerous. Although it's not seeming like it is. Seems like I had a one night stand with a mythical creature. Which also leads me to ask: Is this a lewd Quest?
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>>1345240
Just check out the previous thread>>1345178
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Also, a drawing for fun.
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>>1345238
Changing to this.
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>>1345240
We didn't sleep, we remember everything that happened the last night, and no it isn't a lewd quest.
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>>1345226
>PANIC
>be sure to keep your hands away from her tits, demonic energy and all that
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>>1345233
>>1345237

>>1345236
>>1345257

>>1345238
>>1345248

>3 way tie
pls anons
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>>1345262
Tiebreaker suggestion:

>Simply /talk/ to her. Ask how you're a friend. Etc.
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>>1345262
This is what you get for using Star's Discord channel
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>>1345271
This is what I get for using /qst/
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>1345262
QUICK! THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
1:
>>1345233
2:
>>1345257
3:
>>1345238
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>>1345274
Just gonna assume you voted stand up and close the voting now.

Writing...
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>>1345276
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>>1345226
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>>1345274
You maintain some semblance of composure and attempt to get out of bed and try to laugh off the whole situation. Hell it could just be one of those cosplayers that snuck into your room to… hold your hand all night? Who the fuck are you kidding this is your life now. You try to get up but Nickole holds firmly onto your person, leading to her being dragged off the bed with you. She hangs off you like some sort of sloth her form firmly clinging to your own. Ok now you are somewhat annoyed, you will not be seduced.

Taking your free arm you try to shake awake the sloth “OH BOY LOOK AT THE TIME, IT SURE IS MORNING NOW. HA. HA. WAKE UP.”

Nickole groans quietly but loses her grip and falls on her butt with a dull thud. “Okay okay, no need to be so rough… Thanks for the meal and all that…” She is barely awake and you settle for giving her a slight glare.

To be fair you have enough trouble sleeping without a literal monster sleeping with you. That came out wrong.

“Ok ok. I owe you some kind of explanation right?” She says patting the floor next to her.

>Sit next to her
>Sit in front of her
>”I’m find standing, thanks.”
>Write in
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>>1345300
>Sit next to her
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>>1345300
>Sit in front of her
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>>1345300
>Sit next to her
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>>1345300
>Sit in front of her. (Better dramatic visual effect.)
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>>1345300
>Sit in front of her
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>>1345300
>>”I’m find standing, thanks.”
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>>1345300
>>"I'm fond standing, thanks"
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>>1345300
>slav squat in front of her
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>>1345300
>>1345303
>>1345305
>>1345306
You don’t particularly want to be within gripping distance of this girl, so you decide to take a sit in front of her. This only makes her smirk slightly, shit what is she plan-

“You trying to get a look up my skirt you naughty boy?” she places her hand in front of herself, keeping said ‘skirt’ down and making it impossible for you to even attempt a peak. Is she trying to fluster you?

Because it is working.

“I- no- its just that I uh you know wanted-“

She just giggles, “I know I know, you have that whole personal space thing.”

This bitch right here…

“So what did you want to know?”

>”How did you even get in my room in the first place?”
>”What are the other neighbors?”
>”Can you explain this energy you were going on about earlier?”
>Write in
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>>1345319
>”What are the other neighbors?”
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>>1345319
>Explain energy, feeding, why you're here, did you 'need' me? Am I really your friend? Why ME!?

(Bombard her with general questions like this until some 'splaining is did.)
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>>1345319
>"how did you even get in my room in the first place?"
gotta know where to shore up our defences
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>>1345324

This guy.
This. Guy.
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>>1345319
>>”How did you even get in my room in the first place?”
>>”What are the other neighbors?”
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>>1345319
>”How did you even get in my room in the first place?”
>”What are the other neighbors?”
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>>1345319
>>1345327
>>1345322
>>1345329
>>1345334
“How did you even get into my room in the first place?”

Nickole tilts her head in confusion. “You invited me in didn’t you?”

Wut. “When did I do that?”

“You opened your door for me when I asked you too. Even if it was a little bit that was still an invitation to let me in. Succubi and some other monsters can only enter another person’s home when they are invited in or are summoned. When you cracked open that door it was an invitation for me to enter.” She stands up “So all I needed to do is this…” She walks to the wall separating your rooms a glowing circle of what could only be described as some kind of runes appeared on it.

And she simply stepped through the wall as if it was nothing. You feel yourself begin to unconsciously hyperventilate as she easily enters your room again. The walls that protected you, kept you somewhat sane, began to metaphorically break down around you. Was there a way to stop this? You couldn’t think of a lock that could stop this. She said only some monsters can enter with invitation, what about the ones that don’t need your invitation. This is bad this is really bad…

She pokes her head back in the room. “Anything else you want to know?”

“The others, our neighbors I mean, what are they?”

She puts her finger on her chin pretending she has to think hard about this. “Well I know a cousin of the succubus hangs around here, the mimic but she isn’t really a resident per se…”

“Oh yeah, there is a Wight living next to me, at least I think she’s a Wight, she is a spirit but has a physical body so I don’t know what else she could be. There is a moth man, a doppelganger, there is a slime, and the rest I know are monsters I just can’t really tell what they are…”

You are stunned.

>”How can you tell they are all monsters?”
>”Why are there so many…?”
>”What about the land lord?”
>Write in
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>>1345364
Write in: Pack your bags and go to live in the wildernesses, the monsters can't find you there
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>>1345364
>”How can you tell they are all monsters?”
>”Why are there so many…?”
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>>1345367
>This anon actually believes that they won't find us
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>>1345368
this
plus
>"What about the land lord?"
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>A-am I a monster?

Unconsciously feels around his chest.
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>>1345364
You were thinking with your dicks! Now we can't escape our fears!

>”What about the land lord?”
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>>1345364
>Write in
>"That makes no sense. My door was still chained when I opened it. There's no way that could be in invitation to come in unless you're 2 inches wide and 3 feet tall. I only opened it to get a look at you."
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>>1345406
Supporting
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>>1345406

Questions, questions, questions!
This one!
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>>1345405
10/10

>>1345364
>>1345406
>>1345408
>>1345414
“But that makes no sense. My door was still chained when I opened it. There’s no way that could be an invitation to come in unless you’re 2 inches wide and 3 feet tall. I only opened it to get a look at you.”

Nickole just shrugs through the portal, for a lack of a better description. “An open door is an open door. It doesn’t matter much it is opened. Just be careful, some monsters would be a lot less kind with their access to your abode.”

Access? “What do you mean access?”

“Well now that I’ve been invited in here I can come back whenever I want of course!” She is way to nonchalant about this...

Note to self, never open your door again. For anyone, ever.

>”How can you tell they are all monsters?”
>”Why are there so many monsters here…?”
>”Is the land lord a monster too?”
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>>1345423
>”Why are there so many monsters here…?”
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>>1345423
>”Why are there so many monsters here…?”
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>>1345423
>”How can you tell they are all monsters?”
>”Is the land lord a monster too?”
So intent doesn't matter when dealing with monsters, and actions can possibly be interpreted in whichever way screws us over the most. Good to know.

Can we get that door replaced with a window and just climb out of it whenever we need to leave?
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>>1345423
>Is there something... unique, about me? For me to have ended up here, surrounded by so many erm, monsters?

(Does that term offend her, I wonder?)

Thanks for 10/10 X)
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>>1345423
>”How can you tell they are all monsters?”
>”Why are there so many monsters here…?”
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>>1345423
>>”Why are there so many monsters here…?”
>>”Is the land lord a monster too?”
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>>1345423
>>1345426
>>1345428
>>1345434
>>1345441
>>1345450
Because apparently when presented with choices anons will always pick 2

“How can you tell they are all monsters?”

Nickole pulls herself out of the portal and makes herself comfortable once more. “Well they don’t give off any of the energy humans give off.”

“Energy?”

“All monsters and spirits feed and live off of, at least partially, of energies humans give off whenever they have strong feelings, remember how I mentioned I was feeding off your fear last night.”

You nod.

“Well it’s like that with other emotions too, humans are the only ones who give off the energy that monsters need to survive.”

“But why are there so many monsters here? Is it normal for so many to be gathered in one place?”

“Weeeel no, normally humans don’t give off that much energy unless it is a really strong emotion, so most of the time its just 1 to 1 with humans and monsters or less, but you just give off so much fear energy that it can supply the whole floor!”

“Really?” Lucky you…

“You know, now that I mention it you seem to be giving off even more energy since I’ve met you. Any idea why?”

You have inkling it might be the fact that this whole situation is shifting you into maximum over paranoia. “No idea.”

You wish you could go back to before you met this succubus with her crazy tales of monsters that seemed more and more likely. Why couldn’t you just go back to only having to go out for food and to pay your land lord every once in a while…

Wait. “What about my land lord? Is he a monster too?”

“Well yeah, he’s a lizard man if I can tell, or some kind of reptile. He didn’t actually tell me.”

Of course.

>”Can I just get some time to think please?”
>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
>”Thanks for your help.”
>Write in
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>>1345478
>>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
>”Thanks for your help.”
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>>1345478
>”Can I just get some time to think please?”
>reptile
Lizardman? Raptorman? Snekman? Komodoman? Dragon maid?
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>>1345478
>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
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>>1345485
From now on please only pick one option

That goes for everyone.
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>>1345493
Gotcha, gonna go for
>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
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>>1345478
>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
So, in the unlikely event that she's telling the truth, it's in their interest to keep us imprisoned here, alive but as mentally unstable as possible. Shit.
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>>1345478
>>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
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>“Weeeel no, normally humans don’t give off that much energy unless it is a really strong emotion, so most of the time its just 1 to 1 with humans and monsters or less, but you just give off so much fear energy that it can supply the whole floor!”

LOL I love it, good premis OP. Also for the record I haven't been choosing option 2.

Until now:

>"So, I am some kind of buffet then?? Listen, I'm flattered and everything, but uh, honestly this much intense fear isn't good for humans."

>He pauses in awkward silence then says, "I could die, and you know, that would cut off everyone's supply... heh, heh, heh..." (I'm not actually kidding.)
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>>1345478
Write in, go to a gypsie caravan to purchase anti demon stuff
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>>1345478
>”So I am some kind of buffet then?”
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>>1345500
Also what the heck am I paying rent for if I'm already paying half the place with my emotions! I smell a much deserved discount.
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>>1345515
Best currency.
>>1345506
Greedy landlords and their desire to swindle their customers...
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>>1345506
i support this why do we need to pay them for feeding on us?
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>>1345500
i support this
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>>1345478
>>1345500
>>1345506
>>1345524
>>1345526
3rding.
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>>1345478
>>1345492
>>1345496
>>1345497
>>1345502
“So I’m some kind of buffet then…”

“Yup!” she replies cheerfully. This isn’t something to be joked about god damnit…

“Just… Get out.”

“Jack? You ok.”

“Get. Out. Now.” You are straining yourself not to strangle this smug cunt.

“Jack it’s not like-“

You just point at the wall where she came from. You don’t need to hear this shit. She got what she needed and now she can just fuck off. God damned glutton. Nickole just floats out of the room through her portal. Finally leaving you be.

Good, just like you like it. Alone.

You try to shake off your anger and maybe get some kind of sleep, but the succubus’s nonchalance about the entire thing still is pissing you off. You need to do something about this…

You get onto your laptop and open your internet browser and a blank text file. Time to do what you do best, find ways to keep yourself safe and intruders out. With that you fill the begin your search; ‘how to get rid of a succubus.’

>Session end
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>>1345506
>>1345515
>>1345521
>>1345524
>>1345526
>>1345529
Stop tearing doors off their hinges and take out the trash and maybe he will actually consider it.
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Anyway will be around a bit for any questions, comments, etc.

Tomorrow will probably start around 12, might stop for a few hours and pick up again later.
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>>1345536
This is mostly a lore/world building question but what would happen if a human and any of the three types of non-humans have a child or is it not possible?
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>>1345530
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>>1345540
Possibility is dependent on the non-human, but mainly any monster-human child will just be a monster.

>>1345546
kek/10
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>>1345534
Will dimensional travels be a thing? I can imagine the Mandela effect doing some fun stuff. How about Moon Nazis? Also have you considered doing the whole They Live thing were we have some device to see them? How about stuff like SCPs and people who go try to suppress knowledge of them as well as destroy them?
Also it seems you are going the "monsters are parasites" route will everything operate like this or will there be curve balls?
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>>1345548
Thanks for the game so far, loving the premise, enjoyable back and forth. :)

Have a good break ^^
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>>1345551
Dimensional and time travel exist, they just take a ton of energy.

That toes a bit too much into spoiler area.

They aren't particularly parasites, they don't really negatively effect humans and some can be beneficial in some cases, but once again it is dependent on the monster.
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Damn, missed it.
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>>1345627
>He was late
Everyone point at him and laugh
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>>1345548
how do we un-invite magic creatures?
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>>1345632
Was going to say, great quest.
And
>>1345530
He should rescind his invitation. Any feeding should be public GASP, so there would be less of a chance to kill him.
typing it now, cause i'm forgetful
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>>1345649
>how do we un-invite magic creatures?
In addition, how do we block them from our friends list?

>>1345650
>public
You mean out there?! Out in the jungle?!
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>>1345662
Where there are witnesses, so she would have second thoughts to killing us.
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>>1345669
>Where there are witnesses, so she would have second thoughts to killing us.
I don't know, it sounds more practical but our Paranoia Meter sounds like it'd be amped up to 11 whenever we're outside the apartments.
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>>1345701
Correct, but it is about weighing risks. She is going to feed on us regardless, so might as well make contingencies and restrictions.
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Regarding killing us, it's actually in their interest to keep us alive, if what she said is true, since we're a permanent source of food.

Their most ideal situation would be for us to be alive, and continually in the most upset, stressed out, paranoid or otherwise emotionally unbalanced state possible.

Which might arguably be worse than just killing us.

I'm not sure if straight-out driving us insane would make us produce more or less energy for them.
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we are probably going to be giving off a lot more anger then fear now because of the way we have used by our landlord
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>>1345845
But our character thinks she is going to kill us when we let our guard down.
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>>1345493
I know this is late but it helps if you're options are actions that are mutually exclusive if it's dialogue this can be difficult.
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Writing...
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>>1348054
I'm on time today.
Yes.
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>>1348074
Woot, me too thanks to you now XD I saw your message.
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>>1345530
>Session start

You groan in frustration at another dead end that your search has reached. Sure you’ve found plenty of things you could try, none of which you could really test without your ‘guest’ being here. Most of what you found was shit in text form about how to summon them and occasionally shit about the bible. You weren’t too religious, but you were honestly ready to try anything at this point. Your document has a small list of other strategies to get rid of Nickole but not many seem all that… viable.

One of the first was obviously, the good old getting the book of the lord and a cross out and attempting to make her fuck off to hell. Something told you that it wouldn’t work out, but something tells you that about everything. Next was to weaken your own body to make it unappealing to the succubus, but she doesn’t really seem all that interested in your body or physical contact in terms of sex. She just wanted your energy right? You could also try out some good old salt circles but that would take you going out into the world to find some purified salt. Probably one of those hippie whole food places would have it, you never did trust those damn hippies…

You yawn in exhaustion. How long have you been up looking for info? You can barely even register the time on the clock with how tired you are. Maybe you should rest for a bit…

Roll AFTER vote
>Attempt to stay awake DC15
>Take a rest
>Go outside and take a walk, maybe get a bible or some salts
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>>1348085
>Go outside and take a walk, maybe get a bible or some salts
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>>1348085

If we can write in, this:

>"I've got it. I'm going to go to a therapist."

(I think this option would be hilarious. In an attempt to tamp down his intense feelings/emotions/etc. he goes to a therapist. Then the reaction of the monsters or his own failure ensues.)

If not than this:

>Take a walk.
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>>1348085
>>Go outside and take a walk, maybe get a bible or some salts
PREPARE FIRST.
Get clothes, add second layer that is easily removed incase of being grabbed. Make sure your clothes are neutral colors, don't want to accidentally wear gang colors. Find map to possible locations on internet first, need to know the layout before blindly entering the world.
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>>1348085
>>Take a rest
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

(Rolling after vote)
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>>1348093
If I don't have write in as an option there is no write in option.
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>>1348096
Let me try again, roll after I SAY the vote is over and the roll option is taken.
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>>1348097
>>1348099
Oky oky, sorry I didn't know either of those things.
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>>1348101
lurk moar
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>>1348085
>Go outside and take a walk, maybe get a bible or some salts
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>>1348104
Been playing since the beginning of this thread whereas you just have this one troll post.
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>>1348085
>>Go outside and take a walk, maybe get a bible or some salts
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>>1348108
wew lad
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>>1348085
>Go outside and take a walk, maybe get a bible or some salts
I imagine Bibles would only help against demons of Christian origin, and might require us to be a believer to work. Salt should probably be more ubiquitous in terms of warding off entities.

When we get to it, silver and iron knives are also things we should be able to get pretty easily, and still would work as a weapon even if the materials' properties turn out to be bunk.
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>>1348085
You can’t believe you are saying this but you need to get out of here. Maybe it’s the fact you know that Nickole can get in your room anytime she wants it ruins the illusion of safety. This may also be a good chance to get some supplies to fend off that little devil… So where do you go first.

>Hippie mart, find some pure salt
>Head to the church, get a bible and maybe a cross
>Just wander around a bit, clear your head before you make any rash decisions.
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>>1348116
>Head to the church, get a bible and maybe a cross
Deus vult.
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>>1348116
>Just wander, see the sights, clear the head
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>>1348116
>>Head to the church, get a bible and maybe a cross
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>>1348116
>>Hippie mart, find some pure salt
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>Just wander around a bit, clear your head before you make any rash decisions.
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Damn hippies.
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>>1348116
>>Hippie mart, find some pure salt
Maybe they got some of that weed, know what im sayin'?
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>>1348116
>Head to the church, get a bible and maybe a cross
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>>1348129
I'm not sure weed is the drug of choice for people with serious paranoia issues. XD
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>>1348132
how dare you reply to me.
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>>1348116
>Just wander around a bit, clear your head before you make any rash decisions
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>>1348129
Weed dulls the mind, and with a dull mind they can get you better.
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>>1348116
>>Head to the church, get a bible and maybe a cross
DEUS
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>>1348116
Church might be the best place to go for now. You need something, anything that can offer some semblance of protection. Maybe you could find the solution to your problem. Although you might not want to mention the succubus lest you sound a bit unhinged. Sure you weren’t always the most religious of people, but you also weren’t always the kind of person to know the existence of monsters.

You revive here, a place of tradition untouched by time and the advancement of the world around it. Its architecture is a stark difference not only in design but scale of the colossus buildings surrounding it. Maybe its just the fact that it reminds you of your old home back in a rural area, but seeing it brings you a small bit of comfort. Entering the building you notice it seems fairly quiet, maybe a bit disconcertingly so, you probably missed the preacher today and it seems everyone has already left.

The church is nothing too extravagant, simply a chapel and a few rooms off in the distance. The cushions on the seats are well worn, the floors are cleaned, but you can see the marks wear. Song books are in compartments on the backs of the benches as well as many other papers and pamphlets. The lights are seem relatively untouched, new additions maybe? The place has a well used feel too it.

>Look around
>Take a seat and attempt to talk to a higher power DC???
>Look for someone
>Write in
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>>1348169
>>Look around
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>>1348169
>Take a seat and attempt to talk to a higher power DC???
>Look at that angel waifu standing over there by the cross
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>>1348169
>Stash a song book. I don't know why, but I feel like this could come in handy. At the very least it might /annoy/ them.
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>>1348172
supporting
also if we had an angel waifu she could probably protect us from monsters
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>>1348169
>Look around
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>>1348179
Calling Belldandy. XD
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>>1348172
Supporting for angel waifu
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>>1348169
>Look around
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>>1348169
>>Look around
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>>1348169
Pray to a higher power
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>>1348169
>talk to higher power DC???
Deus vult?
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>>1348183
Fuck that, I want one of those burning wheel things covered in eyes.
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>>1348169
>Look around
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>>1348210
Lol
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>>1348169
Writing...

>>1348190
>>1348209
No samefagging
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>>1348169
You decide it shouldn’t be too hard to find a bible in a church so you decide to look around maybe if you’re lucky you can find some holy water too…

Forgot to mention look around was a roll too just no DC
>Roll 1d20 best of 3
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1348232
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1348232
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1348232
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>>1348232
You easily are able to find a copy of the bible. Among the chairs, you hope it is the right version, some sites gave different versions of the book you needed to use but this one would probably be fine right? You skim the pages searching for the verse you need. After about five minutes of searching the many passages you decide to simply decide to just search the passage when you get home.

Now for your exit… which is promptly interrupted by a hand on your shoulder. Good to know it can’t be too easy.

“Good day to you my son, is there anything you need in this humble house of god?” was the masculine voice of the owner of the hand on your shoulder.

You turn to face the man, he is big. Bigger than you. He easily is a head taller than you and his form is more of a heavyweight fighter than a meek priest his uniform implies him to be.

“Oh- uh father? I just needed a bible.”

The man gives you a concurringly large grin. “Ah yes it is always good to see youth take the path of god, but I feel that there is more weighing on your mind my friend. Is there anything I, a simple man of god, can help you with?”

>”Well there are these monsters…” DC16
>”I think I’m fine.”
>”Father I have something to confess.”
>Write in
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>>1348252
>”I think I’m fine.”
Don't talk about the monsters, he might be one.
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>>1348252
>"I feel lost father. I feel as if there are monsters gnawing at me every second, metaphorically speaking of course."
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>>1348252
>"I think I'm fine"
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>>1348252
>"Father I have something to confess"
We held hands with a girl we barely knew
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>>1348252
>”I think I’m fine.”
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>>1348252
>”Well there are these monsters…” DC16
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>>1348252
>”I think I’m fine.”
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>all these people not wanting the !FUN! roll option
c'mon now
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>>1348274
>all these people acting ooc
c'mon now
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>>1348255
>this
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>>1348252
>>1348257
>>1348261
2nding. The weight of our sins bearing down at us!
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>>1348252
>”I think I’m fine.”
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>>1348255
>Don't talk about the monsters, he might be one.
If the priest is a monster, then no place is a sanctuary around here. I'd like to think at least the holy places are secured.
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>>1348285
The priest probably is a monster.
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>>1348252
This guy gives off a weird vibe, you aren’t really sure about him. Well everyone gives off a weird vibe to you but this guy ESPICIALLY gives off a weird vibe. You think you will take your chances being on your own.

“I think I am fine, thank you father.” You attempt to be somewhat polite about your rejection.

He loses his smile a bit, but maintains his… cheery? demeanor. “I am always here for you my son, as is god.” He waves you off.

Leaving the church you find yourself once more in the city and with time to actually spare. You assumed this might be a whole day affair with how things like these can go. You are left with plenty of daylight to go and find that salt from the shop where hippies gather. The only issue is the weight of the previous sleepless night and subsequent several hours of research is pressing down on you once again. Maybe you should head home and get some sleep…

>Continue on to the hippie mart
>Head home and sleep
>Wander
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>>1348308
>>Continue on to the hippie mart
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>>1348308
>>Continue on to the hippie mart
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>>1348308
>Head home and sleep. We're probably the type to be awake more at night, anyway.
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>>1348308
>Head home and sleep
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>>1348308
>Head home and sleep
Sleep deprevation is not fun
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>>1348316
But will hippie mart be open at night?
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>>1348308
>Head home and sleep
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>>1348308
>Continue on to the hippie mart
What if the succubutt tries to feed when we are sleeping? We need that hippie salt.
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>>1348323
To be honest I just want more interaction with the main plot. I'm thinking, 'what would be fun to see if this were an episode of an anime.' So I figure going home would make things more exciting. Maybe we'll wake up with that girl in our room again, or something new.
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>>1348332
Think of the poor protagonist.
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>>1348335
Hey, I could be wrong. I'm just one dude. X) Maybe the funner thing would happen at the hippie mart! Maybe it doesn't matter, OP will make something fun happen no matter what we do. That's why we vote, right? :)
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That succubus can get into our room at any time so would it be possible to rent another room in the building so she can't intrude. There's probably vacant rooms in this building, right?
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>>1348308
You need sleep, no ifs ands ors about it. Returning to your apartment you make out a package? Completely unmarked and just sitting out in front of your door. Its rather plain and a bit small, but for some reason it draws your eyes to it, like something is glaringly obvious despite its mundane nature. Is it for you? It’s just sitting in front of your door, menacingly. Who would send you a package?

>Ignore it
>Pick up and inspect
>Open
>Bring into room and inspect later
>Write in
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>>1348354
>Pick up and inspect
Better inspect it right now, lest we take some dangerous stuff into our room
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>>1348354
>Bring in room and inspect later
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>1348354
>>Write in
Use a box cutter to cut into it.
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>>1348354
>Bring into room and inspect later
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>>1348354
Might be a bomb, look at shipping label and don't touch.
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>>1348354
>Put it in front of the succubus door, knock and then run back home
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>>1348354
>Ignore it
"Opening it" is the same as "Inviting whatever is inside it into our home"
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>>1348361
Worse, it might be a small monster trying to gain entrance to our domicile.
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>>1348354
>"It's an invitation, I know it, I know it--and yet my curiosity is overwhelming. I know. I'll just take it inside, I won't open it. I'll just take it in, set it do--no wait, that would be letting it in. Bury it."
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>>1348367
but we're still outside right?
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>>1348354
Writing... last post for a bit, will pick back up tonight. Probably around 7ish.
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>>1348373
>>1348354
Said in front of the door, so most likely.
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>>1348377
EST?
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>>1348378
In front of our apartment door, sorry if i didn't make that clear

>>1348379
Yes

>>1348354
You really are too tired for this shit, you just grab the box and head into your room before placing it on your desk. You can’t recall if you ordered anything but if it was the wrong address you’ll probably get notified about it later. All you need now is sleep. You can worry about this shit when you aren’t tired. Had you been more aware, you may have noticed the box shaking in elation.
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>>1348388
>Had you been more aware, you may have noticed the box shaking in elation.
WE'RE DOOMED!
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>monsters need to be invited in
>find mysterious package
>let's take it inside
>what's the worst that can happen
If we get eaten, it's all you motherfuckers' fault.
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>>1348427
Technically anon, we're being eaten right now.
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>>1348427
I voted to examine it first, might of been a monster, but noooo, lets bring mystery package inside.
Atleast it isn't a face hugger.hopefully
>>1348427
true
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>>1348433
Shit meant
>>1348428 true
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>>1348427
watch it be some completely harmless monster but the mc throws the fucker out the door and of the side of the building.
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>>1348441
Hey, that's my next plan of action.
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>>1348441
Probably a fairy.
Tricky tricksters.
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>>1348441
>watch it be some completely harmless monster but the mc throws the fucker out the door and of the side of the building.
What if it's actually a puppy?
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>>1348446
>>1348441
>fae
>completely harmless
get the iron
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>>1348446
No, more likely to be the mimic we we're warned about
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>>1348455
Why would someone send us a puppy in a wrapped up box? Unless that dog is also a monster then out the door and off the building it goes.
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>>1348459
Place the entire package in the refrigerator.
>>1348462
Well, mimic supposedly taste like shellfish.
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We should just leave the package in front of the succubus's door so she has to deal with it
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>>1348476
Too late, already took it in, permission to inter given.
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>>1348481
Can't wait to see what it is. ^^
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>>1348485
It's a +1 to our leaches.
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>>1348481
As long as we dont open it, we'll be fine. Just leave it with the girl.
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>>1348492
>As long as we dont open it, we'll be fine. Just leave it with the girl.
So whatever is in the package didn't include an escape mechanism?
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>>1348497
There are no air holes in the box, the box is the monster.
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>>1348491
Well, yah. But how and who, that's the fun part. Could also be a narrative dupe to throw us off. Package is harmless but something funny happens after/unrelated or in an unexpected way.
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>>1348508
You're probably right.
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>>1348508
>There are no air holes in the box, the box is the monster.
>the box is the monster.
>>1348388
>Had you been more aware, you may have noticed the box shaking in elation.
>the box shaking in elation.
My god, it all makes sense now!
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>>1348354
>>Bring into room and inspect later
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ITS A BOMB OR A MIMIC. REMOV BOX
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>>1348388
Your sleep is a deep one, unfortunately you tend to sleep off any sleep debt extremely heavily. You can barely take being awake with the amount of stress you deal with along with the uneasy sleep you normally get already. You are more or less dead to the world as you sleep. Thankfully you wake up alive, unfortunately you find a familiar face in your bed once again gripping your hand.

What is with this succubus and hand holding?

>Try and slip out of her grip and find your newly acquired bible
>Drag her sorry ass out of your room
>You are still too tired to care, just sleep for now
>Write in
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>>1349067
>>You are still too tired to care, just sleep for now
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>>1349067
>>Try and slip out of her grip and find your newly acquired bible
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>>1349067
>>Try and slip out of her grip and find your newly acquired bible
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>>1349067
>"This again huh?" I rub my eyes and look over to see if the box is where I left it before I try to push her out the door and point to the sign. (Not invited)
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>>1349067
>>You are still too tired to care, just sleep for now
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>>1349067
>>Try and slip out of her grip and find your newly acquired bible
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>>1349095
Why would you post the preview of your own drawing?
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>>1349095
something something succubut for ants?

>>1349067
>You are still too tired to care, just sleep for now
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>>1349067
>Try and slip out of her grip and find your newly acquired bible
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>>1349067
>>1349075
>>1349084
>>1349126
>>1349145
Writing...
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>>1349141
Just easier. I drew it yesterday so it isn't saved anywhere except right here on 4chan.
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>>1349067
It takes a bit of effort but you are able to get out of her death grip. She whines pitifully in her sleep at the loss of your body heat but you honestly don’t care. You look to the desk where you left the book of god as well as ‘your’ package. Well you thought you left the package there…

Did Nickole move it? Surely she would have noticed the bible right under it. Does she not know what it is or does she just think you can’t or won’t get rid of her? You pick up the bible and flip on the lights to read the old text. Nickole only moves slightly covering her head with the blankets to block out the light. You almost feel guilty about this. Almost.

Flipping to the pages until you reach the desired passage, you begin your attempt to speak clearly the words that will banish this evil.

>Roll 1d20 best of 3
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1349184
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1349184
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1349184
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1349184
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>highest is 13
hope we didn't hurt her too badly.
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>>1349142
Sorry for the late reply, nah it was a joke from yesterday found here >>1345546
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>>1349184
>>1349189
“When the unclean spirit has- uh.. gone out of a person, it passes through waterless places-“ Nickole begins to shudder underneath the sheets. “-seeking rest, but finds none. Then it says, ‘I will return to my house from which I came.’ And when it comes, it finds-“ You here her moan in pain as the phrases take their toll. “-the house empty, swept, and put in order. Then it goes and brings with it seven other spirits more evil than itself, and they enter and dwell there-“

“Please…” You hear her sob pitifully underneath the covers. You are honestly surprised this is actually hurting her. “Stop!”

You hesitate for a moment, before you…

>Finish the verse
>Say ”get out, don’t come back.”
>Stop the verse
>Stop the verse and comfort her
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>>1349243
>>Stop the verse and comfort her
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>>1349243
>>Say ”get out, don’t come back.”
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>>1349243
>>Stop the verse
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>>1349243
>>Stop the verse
tell me why I should stop in your view I was nothing more then a meal to you
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>>1349243
>Keep reading, just in case it was a coincidence, like she's having a bad dream or something while I'm reading.
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>>1349243
>Stop the verse
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>>1349243
>>1349261
2nding.
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>>1349243
>>Stop the verse and comfort her
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>>1349243
>Stop the verse and comfort her
I don't want us to get on the wrong side of the landlord by harming a resident
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>>1349243

> comfort her

You fucking monsters. She has done nothing but be upfront and honest with us; she told us of LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT COULD HURT US! She proved herself the ally of paranoia-anon by giving us information. She warned us and now you want to go full edge.

I am disapointed in all of you.
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>>1349276
remov succubus
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>>1349276
>sneaks into our room
>steals our energy without our permission
>dose not use the front door
nah m8 get fucked
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>>1349243
>Say ”get out, don’t come back.”
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>>1349243

>Stop the verse

You need to get permission EVERY TIME you wish to enter my home.I don't want to hurt you but I need to protect my safe space
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>>1349276
>She proved herself the ally of paranoia-anon by giving us information
>paranoia-anon
What'd you expect from someone who has paranoia in their name?
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>>1349243
>Say ”get out, don’t come back.”
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>>1349243
>>1349261
>>1349267
>>1349293
2nding.
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>>1349243
>>Stop the verse and comfort her
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>>1349276
What monsters? I'm literally the only person who voted to finish the verse. XD I'm curious if it's just a fake, or could be a coincidence like she's having a bad dream while we're reading.

Also, technically if the frickin bible is hurting her who is the real bad guy, us? Our terror of her might just be justified.
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>>1349243
>Comfort her
>>
all these moral fags who think a extremely paranoid MC would give up the battle field advantage and get into her melee range
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>>1349243
>Stop the verse
DEPORT MONSTER.
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>>1349243
>>Finish the verse
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>>1349309
We did vote more or less at every opportunity so far to not act like a paranoid person for some reason
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>>1349243
You know what I'm changing my vote to anything but comforting her because that's some useless faggot shit. You know there are some monsters that kill you for merciful right?
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>>1349243
>>1349246
>>1349269
>>1349272
>>1349276
>>1349298
>>1349301
Pretty sure this one unless I miscounted.

>Write in how to comfort her

unless i am a retard who can't count
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>>1349324
You know it's in the monsters best interest to NOT kill you right? Or are you just wanting the maximum edge in a slice of life?
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>>1349333
>I'm sorry, I didn't think it would actually harm you. Do you need bandages or something.
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>>1349324
Edgy
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>>1349335
we just tortured her with a bible we don't know how she will react and I'd rather that we actually have some control in this quest instead of being the bitch boy for any monster that can shed a tear and appear to be in pain
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>>1349335
Let's be fair, there is no realism in this game. So no need to accuse someone of wanting 'edge'. It's for fun, like an episode of a cartoon.

So if people want to vote to not comfort, in defiance of the other dude saying comfort, I mean, why not, the answer from the QM could be fun either way.
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>>1349335
We are a paranoid MC, we think that everything wants to bloody kill us, what dont you get about that? Besides I dont think even this guy has it in him to kill anything, he just wants to be left alone
>>1349333
>I dont want to hurt you, I just want you to leave.
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>>1349346
>>I dont want to hurt you, I just want you to leave.
I'll second this.
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>>1349333
I think its 6 to 6 comfort or no comfort
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> Write-In for Comfort

I'm sorry, but I needed to know I can defend myself if you go crazy. You seem nice, but at the end of the day I feel like I'm a meal to you... and I was paranoid before knowing that everyone in this complex wants to feast off or on me.

Could you maybe ask before feeding and stop breaking into my house? That's all I want.
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>>1349362
Switching to this.
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>>1349361
If you same fag like this fag I don't count your vote.
>>1349267
>>1349297
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>>1349362
+1
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>>1349333
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>>1349372
Makes sense.
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>>1349379
No idea why your complaining to me like I wanted this to happen, I was hoping you would commit or just get the nat20 and kill her outright or higher roll and banish her completely.

>>1349333
>>1349362
>>1349367
>>1349377
Writing...
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>>1349403
That was a write-in for comforting the succubutt.
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>>1349372
Hm? I'm not samefagging. I'm just supporting those 2 rolls from my original vote. If you want I can write down, "supporting this on top of my original vote."
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>>1349410
When you 2nd what is essentially the same vote more than once it makes it look like you are trying to bolster the votes. There was no write in for that vote and it was just some peanut gallery commentary saying why they are voting the way they are.

It also just makes it harder to count especially when I don't know if people are doing it intentionally or not.
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>>1349442
The fuck is that supposed to be?
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>>1349425
>There was no write in for that vote
Oh, alright. I figured those 2 parts would be integrated into the vote because I'm normally used to write-ins being included in nearly every option in other quests.
So do you want me to specify that I'm 2nding the reasoning but not the same vote then? On top of specifying that if it's a write-in that it's in addition to whatever my vote originally was?

>>1349425
>When you 2nd what is essentially the same vote more than once it makes it look like you are trying to bolster the votes.
>It also just makes it harder to count especially when I don't know if people are doing it intentionally or not.
My apologies, I did not intend to artificially inflate a vote. I figured it would've been obvious by the way every anon gets their own ID what the intention of the vote is. I admit I was being rather careless in the writing of the vote because I was used to doing something similar in other quests, if better handled.
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>>1349452
For fun. You draw better in under 3 minutes and then we'll talk about it. lol
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>>1349442
>>1349452
The implications that it was a snake in the box?
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>>1349460
You're no doubt a better person at drawing than me. I just wanted to know what the drawing is supposed to be.
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>>1349464
If you drew something and someone said "The fuck is that supposed to be?" do you really think they'd get 'what were you intending with your drawing sir?' or do you think rather, they'd read it as, oh I don't know. "The fuck is that?"
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>>1349479
the first obviously
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>>1349479
>>1349483
Clearly, this is 4chan we're talking about here.
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>>1349457
It's more my fault for just reading the text and not the ID when i want to speed up the writing.

>>1349243
Despite everything in your head screaming at you not to the verse dies in your throat. You feel the urge to comfort this succub- this girl. You feel the urge to comfort this girl. That sounded less crazy on your part. Who would say they wanted to comfort a succubus. Who are you kidding this is a terrible idea… just keep reading the verse.

You close the book, because of course you do. It’s not too late, just open the book and try again. You place the book onto the table and begin walking towards the writhing mass that is underneath your blankets. Fuck it you are officially insane.

You look for some kind of words to lessen the impact of what you just did. What did you just do anyway? This shit is beyond you. Just learning of monsters and shit just a day ago and now you are trying to exercise some girl who just sneaks in to hold hands. You never could have imagined in any paranoid fantasy that this is where you would end up.

You sit on the bed next to the mess, you are kind of glad she refuses to leave the confines of her cover. “Look…”

She cringes away from your voice. “I’m sorry ok. I just… I just needed to know I can defend myself if… you know… you decide I’m not a good source of food or something…” You don’t really want to imply she would attack you, it probably wouldn’t help.

You place your hand on top of the blanket mass and try to rub comfortingly, at least you hope its comforting. “But you seem nice, its just at the end of the day I am just a meal to you… and I was always a bit… paranoid before even knowing about you and everyone else on the complex and their… ‘tastes’.”

You pull off the blanket, the girls sobs turning into light hiccups as the pain slowly leaves her body. “You know, all I really need is you to maybe ask before you… ‘feed’ off me and stop breaking into my house. That’s all I want.”

Nickole has gone silent and gives no confirmation that she even hear your request or reasoning. Was she even paying attention or was she that distressed?

>”Ok Nickole?”
>”Sooooo…”
>”Are you ok?”
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>>1349487
>”Ok Nickole?”
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>>1349487
>>”Are you ok?”
>>1349479
Sorry for the hostility. I meant the first but I didn't think you'd assume the second one.
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>”Ok Nickole?”
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>>1349442
This just reminds me of snek from the discord. Fuck the bastard, he fucks everything up.
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>>1349485
I've been on plenty of threads on qst where the people aren't this rage filled. It's turning into /sci/ up in here. Kinda killing the fun of the game.

If you discourage people from drawing or actually, you know, having fun, it isn't really to your benefit.
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>>1349487
Your a powerful succubus. I've seen those ghost hunter shows. It takes a lot more than that to hurt a demon. Your faking aren't you! Agree to the terms or I can get the book again!
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>>1349497
Alright cool, apology accepted.
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>>1349503
No bully the snek
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>>1349487
>>”Ok Nickole?”
Be wary of having to bail at a moment's notice.

>>1349487
>It's more my fault for just reading the text and not the ID when i want to speed up the writing.
Oh, right. I neglected to consider something like that might happen when it came to vote counts. I'll be sure to demarcate it better next time to prevent misunderstandings like this.

>>1349503
>This just reminds me of snek from the discord. Fuck the bastard, he fucks everything up.
What does that snek do? I didn't know this was even a thing.
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>>1349525
Whenever he stops being a shitter

>>1349527
Something that happened in a darkest dungeon stream, don't watch my streams, they are autistic.
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>>1349515
That was in jest, much like >>1349483
anon. I don't think anyone would seriously say something like that, if that's what you're thinking.
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>>1349487
>"Sooooo...
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>>1349487
“Ok Nic-“ You are interrupted by her tackling you onto the bed. SHE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU SHE IS TRYING TO STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH WHY DIDN’T YOU-

Oh wait she is just hugging you. Well that isn’t so bad… Hopefully…

“Jack?” You here her mumble while her face is buried in your chest.

“Yeah?”

“Is it ok if I feed now? I can leave when I’m done if you want…”

Of course that’s what she wants…

>”Go ahead.”
>”I guess you don’t have to leave if you actually ask to come in this time.”
>”Maybe another time, I’m still a bit tired.”
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>>1349515
You seem paranoid man, this quest is super appropriate for you. If you're first assumption wasn't people are attacking you it would have been plain to see no one was being discouraging. Just trying to get clarification about your picture
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>>1349565
>Go ahead
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>>1349565
>>”Go ahead.”
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>>1349565
>>”Go ahead.”
Please leave afterward.
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>>1349565
>>”Go ahead.”
Another happy ending. Sheesh.
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>>1349565
>”Go ahead.”
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>>1349565
>>”I guess you don’t have to leave if you actually ask to come in this time.”
Let's take this from the top, succubus.

>>1349568
Yeah, I don't see why anyone would want to attack a drawfag for fan art, fan art that's good to boot.
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>>1349565
>>”I guess you don’t have to leave if you actually ask to come in this time.”
and my house has a door for a reason so knock and wait for me to let you in
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>Maybe another time, I'm still a bit tired.
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>>1349565
>>”I guess you don’t have to leave if you actually ask to come in this time.”
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>>1349568
Dude, no one would think that from that comment. They apologised because it's obvious you can easily misunderstand someone saying 'what the fuck is that' to mean 'your drawing is terrible'.

That's not paranoid. But I'm pretty sure you already know that, can you stop trolling me now? This is really ruining the game for me.

Do something kind for someone on the net just this once, even if it's 4chan.
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>>1349624
Seriously, what the fuck is that image?
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>>1349631
And same-fagging doesn't help. You'r obviously a samefag cause anyone who can highlight your posts will see you only pipe up with this ID to troll, and you've used it to exclusively troll me, for this entire thread.
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>>1349631
Obviously it is a spoiler to the story where we husbando our reptile landlord in his monster form.
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>>1349631
>>1349640
SHIT! Now one of the greatest plot twists has been ruined!
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>>1349640

I don't think awoo would appreciate you cheating on her.
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>>1349565
>>”I guess you don’t have to leave if you actually ask to come in this time.”
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>>1349565
>>”I guess you don’t have to leave if you actually ask to come in this time.
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>>1349649
>awoo
Who's awoo? Is that the succubus's name?
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>>1349565
>”Go ahead.”
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>>1349655
Lurk more
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>>1349655
>awoo
Disregard that post, I didn't get the reference.
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>>1349655
Star is a retard.
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I don't know why I'm the retard. We're all retards here. But K.
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>>1349565

“Sure, go ahead.” You already were halfway in, might as well go completely balls deep.

She doesn’t take your hand. In fact she doesn’t move from her position of having your midsection in a death grip.

“You sure you don’t need my hand or something?”

“I’m good eating like this, thanks.” She muffles out into your chest.

Whelp this is going to be awkward isn’t it… Your confirmation is her reaching her hands underneath the bottom of your shirt. You tense as her fingers trace your back, but hold back any complaints. Perfect, you hope this won’t last too long.
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>>1349640
I picture our landlord more as an old fat nemakian. XD
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>>1349684
>smug landlord.png
That would explain a lot.
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>>1349683
>Session end.

Will continue tomorrow afternoon, probably 2-3 or 1 if I feel like not sleeping in.
Will be around for any comments, concerns, questions, art, etc.
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>>1349689
Thanks for the session, QM.
So just wondering, how paranoid is the MC exactly? I want to check to see how much we've been pushing him out of his safe place.
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>>1349682
You were calling the playerbase earlier monsters for doing something in character. Of course you're a fucking retard.
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>>1349689
Concern. If we catch someone samefagging can we make their vote not count? Or anything really. Just someone like, say something. Stand up against douchebags together?

Cause this is a fun quest, I like to draw and everything, but there's been one or two dudes, which I think is really just one dude, just sort of trying to go out of their way to ruin me just simply wanting to play the game.

And I think it'd be kind of cool if as the GM, you spoke up against the hostility a bit.
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>>1349700
It could be 2 dudes who're trying to tag-troll someone, but it's still a dick move for the 1 or 2 guys to do.
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>>1349705
I think it's one of the players under proxy, cause there is significant time between posts and they're clearly someone who is actually here the entire time, who just rarely goes on a different ID.

But yah, whether its one dude, or a dude and his friend, I'd still really appreciate it if people had each others backs in here.

It really kills the game for me.
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>>1349711
You could just ignore them you know
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>>1349714
I did quite a bit. I think it's a good thing to bring it up with the QM.

For me it's worth it if people stand up against it, cause then the game doesn't get ruined.

If they 'win' and I leave cause they troll me out of the game, they aren't gonna stop with just me, they're gonna ruin it for everyone else too.
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>>1349714
There is the potential for vote rigging which is a big problem the plagues quests.
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>>1349714
>>1349731
>>1349736
We could ignore them, which would be easy enough with the report and hide feature. It's probably more of the principle of not giving an environment for dicks to run around trying to derail the quest, form an echo-chamber, and stuff than anything else.
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>>1349696
A shut in who doesn't leave his home for fear something bad will happen, only reason he is leaving now is because his only known defenses clearly won't work on this new threat and he needs new defenses. But he is still a human being who deeply desires some kind of social interaction that he deprives himself of.

>>1349700
I already do that, only for the vote they samefag for though I'm not one to ignore people completely because they samefag one vote. Someone just needs to tell me if I miss it.

Can't really do much about hostility other than tell you to ignore it, I'm not a mod and I can't really do much about it. This is 4chan, so you can't really not expect hostility.
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>>1349742
This

>>1349743
Yup, I know you're QM and this is 4chan, so there isn't too much power but I just meant more of what what said at the top of this response.

In my experience ganging up against that kind of thing does actually change the environment. I've been in a lot of quests this week and this is pretty much the only one where this has happened, so I know it's possible, we just got unlucky.
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>>1345167
>>1349700
You really should speak out against bully moonmon. Otherwise it'll just be a bunch of people insulting each other and take away from the real problems going on. Like how we deeply hurt waifu #1.
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>>1349762
Yup, this is exactly what I mean.
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>>1349762
Shut up heretic. You purge demon not waifu them.
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>>1349878
Purge demons! REMOV WAIFU!
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>>1349878
>>1349881
But without waifu's there'd be no point in laifu.
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>>1349902
Get a better waifu. Preferably a non parasitic one
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>>1349910
desu it seems more like a symbiotic relationship than a parasitic one.
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>>1349919
The fuck are we getting out of this? A heart attack every time she goes to touch us?
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>>1349919
She's a literal parasite you delusion waifufag. We had to threaten to exorcize to keep her from sapping us unconcious.
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>>1349943
>>1349935
Or you know, us actually wanting to sleep and not used to skin contact. You Deus Volt fags seem to overdramatize things
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>>1349963
>Or you know, us actually wanting to sleep and not used to skin contact.
Confusedblackguy.png
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>>1349963
>Overdramatic
Your stupidly sympathetic for a fucking demon. I'm not interested in waifuing the demonic slut and want to play the character rather than focus on romance.
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>>1349977
People need to sleep. And I'm so not used to skin contact that I get a bit startled when someone touches me.
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>>1349990
All sentient life should be respected in my opinion and treated like all other sentient beings. I would only waifu the ones that look human-ish.
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>>1349991
Has it ever crossed your mind that the reason the MC is so uncomfortable of being touched by her has to do with the fact she's a demon the sucks the energy out of us?
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>>1350007
Except the Jews

>>1350011
She doesn't suck it out of us she takes what we give off. There are monsters that can and will suck or consume your energy outright.
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>>1350011
Nope. The way you phrase the energy thing would make it like we kill a cow each time we get milk from it.
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>>1349991
You called this relationship a "symbiotic" one, but she is the only one getting anything out of this anymore. That one time she gave us information is over, she is just leeching us now. Explain how this is in anyway a symbiotic one anymore
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>>1350024
Well it's certainly not a parasitic one. I know there's a type of relationship where one life form benefits off of what the other one would do anyway, just can't think of the name of it.
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>>1350007
Oh fuck off with this faggotry. Would you still be spouting that bullshit if a muslim was going to Allahu Arkbar? It doesn't matter if she's sentient what matters is if she's human or not.
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>>1350039
Nope. Mostly because she would be trying to kill someone which is not ok in my book.
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>>1350038
>I know there's a type of relationship where one life form benefits off of what the other one would do anyway, just can't think of the name of it.
The word you mean is, "mutualistic" to my memory. Where both parties benefit. Symbiotic is where one party benefits and nothing happens to the other. Parasitic is where one benefits at the expense of the other.
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>>1350063
So it is a symbiotic relationship.
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>>1350073
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>>1350086
That's one of the more common usages, don't you understand how a word isn't always used in the scientific sense?
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>>1350073
Symbiosis means both parties benefit, while it isn't parasitic because one party isn't being hurt by the other benefiting I wouldn't consider it symbiosis.

Maybe you can ask her some more stuff. She only told you what monsters she knew lived in the building, you could ask her for all the monsters she knows, ask her what she knows personally about the monsters in the apartment, etc.

If she likes you enough and the questions don't make her too uncomfortable she'll probably help you get whatever info you need.
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>>1350063
>>1350073
>>1350086
>>1350091
>>1350093
Oh wait, fuck. I mixed that up. Symbosis is the umbrella term for each of those 3 types of relationships. Commensalism is where one party benefits and nothing happens to the other.
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>>1350062
You do realize I'm being HUMANITY FUCK YEAH kind guy in this quest right? I don't give a fuck about non humans and traitors and certainly not demonic sluts. So yeah PURGE THE NONHUMAN.
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>>1350104
So it's a commensalism.
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>>1350119
I'll laugh when this just ends up as a slice of life like quest. Also if your gonna purge why not include humans in the purge too?
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>>1350119
>>1350134
When you go HFY, you go human supremacist is why. He's already including "traitors" as amongst them.
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>>1350142
Eh, if I wanted to purge I would include all life personally. Never really saw the appeal of HFY unless humanity is super screwed like in Beserk
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I've also been voting mostly human-supremacist. XD
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>>1350134
>OP was literally hoping we would kill the slut
Wishful thinking.
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I've been voting like a super paranoid person, which the character is.
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>>1350171
>Eh, if I wanted to purge I would include all life personally.
You're not thinking of purge in the genocidal sense, you're thinking of purge in the omnicidal sense.
>Never really saw the appeal of HFY unless humanity is super screwed like in Beserk
Because we're human, that's most of the appeal of it.

>>1350121
So far, yes. But we just met her yesterday so it's a bit early dictating our type of relationship just yet.
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>>1350185
Yah, you've been doing really good staying in character. I noticed.
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>>1350190
Eh, if I wanted to go a cidal omnicidal is the only one for me mostly because I'd rather go hard than go home. Either a 0 or a 100, no inbetween
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>>1350217
Just make sure you kill things in the right order, everything else then you. If you get them in the wrong order, well...
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>>1349759
Fuck off with your entitled shit man no one was hostile in this thread until you attacked a guy for being confused about a picture. And thank god this isn't wherever you came from where it's ok to shit on other people just trying to enjoy the quest because they disagree with your shitty attitude.
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All i'm saying is if you wanna purge all non-humans, purging all humans first would make it easier. Mostly because of the fact that they have to either come try to feed off you while you end up killing them or die of starvation.
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>>1351952
>>1351971
You are most of why it went to shit if it wasn't obvious by now.
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>>1351971
>>1351996
>>1352011
You know what fuck it, I am stopping this here. This is god damn 4chan, if you post like you are an underage leddit poster people will make fun of you. Stop shitting up my fucking quest with your complaining. Either toughen up and learn to give and take the bants or get the fuck out of my fucking quest. At the very least learn to fucking ignore it if you want to have any semblance of a good time anywhere on 4chan.
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Also writing...
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>>1349683
It lasted long, very long. She actually fell asleep again gripping your body as if her life depended on it. Did the verse have some kind of effect on her energy consumption or something? Should you even bring up what you did again? You are curious yes, but you didn’t really think she would appreciate that line of curiosity.

You look over to the place you left the package, was it hers? Did she move it? Your mental questioning ended with a sound breaking the silence coming from your bathroom, the lack of a door on its frame doing nothing to aid in the muffle of what could only be movement hiding within the darkness. Peeling yourself out of your… guest’s grip you stand up quietly.

Someone else has invade your home.

>Find a weapon DC???
>Grab bible, it may be another monster
>Just check on it, it sounded small like a animal or something
>Write in
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>>1352231
>>Just check on it, it sounded small like a animal or something
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>>1352235
seconding
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>>find a weapon DC???
>Jamal could be in here trying to steal our TV even if it's a monster we can still put a hurtin' on it
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>>1352270
i don't think we have a tv being as paranoid as we are. what if it short-circuited and caused a fire?
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>>1352231
You walk into the bathroom to find… two toilets? What? You legitimately have no explanation for this. Seriously is this some kind of prank or something? One of them isn’t even connected to anything, it’s just a toilet sitting there.

>Kick the ‘false’ toilet
>Inspect ‘false’ toilet
>Open ‘false’ toilet
>You clearly are to tired for this shit
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>>1352280
>Kick the ‘false’ toilet
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>>1352280
>inspect 'false' toilet
do we have a cross? i think we need a cross. gon' need some of that holy protection
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>>1352280
>Kick the ‘false’ toilet
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>>1352231
>kick the "false" toilet
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>>1352280
>>Kick the ‘false’ toilet
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>>1352297

Hey Moon I have to say this Paranoia Quest is going meta in a way I didn't expect. It's great.

Not sure I know where the newfag character you've created is going - but I'm hooked.

Definently your best work.
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>>1352280
You give the fake toilet a light kick, more for your own sake than anything else. Stubbing your toe really hurts. The result is an immediate yelp coming from the device. You narrow your eyes, something was inside this false toilet. Of course there is something inside the damn thing. Why wouldn’t their be?

It is probably a monster of some kind, but what kind. Probably one of the ones Nickole mentioned unless it is a unknown. Should you open it? Could just be a tiny little thing… that will jump on your face and probably rip it to ribbons. Or it could be a facehugger, honestly you were expecting anything by now. If you spouted bible verses at it would that even hurt it? Would it hurt Nickole?

>Open toilet seat
>Find a weapon and open the seat
>Find bible and open the seat
>Write in
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>>1352312
>Find bible and open the seat
Better safe than sorry
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>>1352312
>Find a weapon and open the seat
Not all monsters are demons y'know
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>>1352312
>Wake up Nickole and make her open it
She owes us anyway
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>>1352312
>Find weapon and open seat
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>>1352280
>find a weapon and open the seat
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>>1352312
>>Find a weapon and open the seat
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Give the succubus a payment of energy to wake up and expell this new monster. At least we know the succubus won't hurt us... for now.
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>>1352312
>Open toilet seat
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>>1352349
HA god I love newfag dumbasses.
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>>1352312
Also
>Find a weapon and open the seat
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>>1352312
You head back into your room to find some kind of weapon, not the bible that may hurt Nickole too. And she is an… ally? That seems like a foreign word, but it is nice, someone you could trust. No matter how unlikely it is. You find the closest thing you can think of to a weapon, an old baseball bat that you used to use. You kept it for security reasons, but have yet to ever actually need to use it.

Until now at least.

Walking back into the bathroom you notice the toilet has… moved? It was only slightly but you are sure it wasn’t in that spot earlier. This is not a good idea. You decide to use your bat to open the thing to at least get some distance from whatever may hide inside. The wooden bat takes a bit of effort to get the thing to open but it does the job. What was inside the toilet-

JUST FUCKING JUMPED OUT OF IT AND IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR YOUR FACE OH FUCK WHY!?

>Roll 1d20 to defend self, best of 3
>>
>Responding to the troll
Speaking of, Troll waifu when?
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1352378
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1352378
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1352378
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1352378
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>>1352378
Your bats position is a bit too awkward to swing but you are able to stop the thing in its tracks before it can actually reach you. The thing itself is a lot bigger than you thought it would be, about the size of a human actually. She is still trying to get you in a grapple despite the bat in her way.

>PLAY BALL
>Try to reason with the… girl?
>Put down the bat, she barely constitutes as a threat
>Write in
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>>1352415
>>PLAY BALL
OUTTA PARK
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>>1352415
>PLAY BALL
smack the shit out of her
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>>1352415
>Try to reason with the… girl?
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>>1352415
>>PLAY BALL
HOME RUN
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>>1352415
>>Try to reason with the… girl?
if were lucky maybe there'll be one less fucking thing trying to kill us
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>>1352415
>Put down the bat, she barely constitutes as a threat
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>>1352415
Switching to
>Try to reason with the… girl?
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>>1352415
>Try to reason with the... girl?
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>>1352415
>PLAY BALL

>"There was just no reasoning with her. I had to put her down."

Say that after swinging. Like, immediately after, without waiting for even a response from the girl.
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Try to reason with her,
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>>1352433
no don't be an edgy motherfucker
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>>1352438
remov waifu
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>>1352415
>Try to reason with the... girl?
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>>1352443
Infinite waifu works
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>>1352443
No waifu, no laifu.
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>>1352415
>Try to reason with the... girl?
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>>1352447
remov waifufags
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>>1352415
>>PLAY BALL
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>>1352415
>Try to reason with the... girl?
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>>1352454
Where did you come from?
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>>1352459
Where did you go?
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>>1352459
Lurkers can vote whenever they want.
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>>1352459
Probably Canada.

>>1352438
ETERNAL EDGE! Actually just thought it would be a funny mental image. Not really edgy.
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>>1352468
QM Note, Canadians aren't actual people thus their votes do not count in my quest. Thank you for your time.

Also will write as soon as i finish stuffing all these hotdogs into my face.
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>>1352459
Noticed it was staying near the front and figured might as well see what was happening.
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>>1352378
“Hey! Hey! Stop that!” You hold the girl back with relative ease as she desperately tries to get a hold of you. She has to be some kind of monster, no human could fit in that bowl. But why is she here how did she get in here?

She is small, even shorter than Nickole. Definitely thinner, actually she looks almost starved actually. Her hair is a greasy mess and her smell isn’t much better, you really don’t know if you want her anywhere near you. Wait what was that monster Nickole talked about, a cousin of the Succubus family…

A mimic! But how did a mimic get into… It was the package wasn’t it. The fuck are you doing Jack? You need to get your shit together; you’ve let two intruders get into your house, hell you let them in, within the last 2 days alone. Now that leaves what to do with the still struggling girl. She seems beyond reasoning. Is she actually starved? Or is it one of those illusions… If she is a succubus you assume she needs to feed through touch, especially with how desperate she is trying to attach herself to your person.

>Let her ‘feed’
>Time to get some Jesus in this house
>Write in
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>>1352534
>>Let her ‘feed’
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>>1352534
>Let her ‘feed’
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>>1352534
>>Time to get some Jesus in this house
VoreFags please go
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>>1352534
>Time to get some Jesus in this house
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>>1352534
>Let her ‘feed’
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>>1352534
>Shove her head in the real toilet
DOWN DEMON, BACK FROM WHERE YOU CAME
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>>1352543
It isn't vore, they just Hold hands to get their juice
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>>1352534
Give her a slap, she gets a little taste and you make your point
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>>1352534
>Let her 'feed'
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>>1352534
>Time to get some Jesus in this house
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>>1352534
>>Time to get some Jesus in this house

Eh.
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>>1352547
Changing vote the get jeebus
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>>1352574
no what are you doing
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>>1352534
>Let her ‘feed
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>>1352576
thank you
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>>1352534
>>Time to get some Jesus in this house
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>>1352534
Changing >>1352540
to
>Time to get some Jesus in this house
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>>1352570
less sure of this, now that I think of it.
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>>1352575
Choosing the smart option.
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>>1352556
>>1352534
I'll change my vote to feeding.
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>>1352589
fuckit.jpg
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>>1352589
So you're letting her feed?
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>>1352534
>Feed
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>>1352597
he'd better be
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>>1352534
Changing to Jesus
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>>1352588
Can we like give her a taste? enough to whet her whistle then kick her off, or what? i wanna hear her story because fuck it I'm curious now.
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>>1352585
Yes
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Get jesus, we don't know if she feeds in the same way a succubus does. We are paranoid after all
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>>1352597
>Feeding demons
>smart
>not purging them on the spot.
>>1352599
Okay now I'm starting to think there is some proxy samefagging here.
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>>1352585
>>1352607
Wrong pic
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>>1352612
If you wanna purge demons, purge the humans first. They'll have no food and slowly die off.
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>>1352612
I'd think so too, but a bunch of people are here because some autist is throwing a shit fit bumping us to the top of the board.
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>>1352609
Waifufags don't care anon. It's why all for kill
>>1352621
I'll with the people that cry DEMON RIGHTS MATTER then purge the demons.
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Calling vote, now tallying...
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>>1352643
This coming from the guy

Who made over 25 posts

About how fucking butthurt he was

Because of a picture which got criticism.


Dude, you are the exact fucking opposite of a normal player at this point.
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>>1352643
You were pilling your shit in my thread. Literally no one gives a shit if some anon on 4chan calls you a faggot, if you pulled this shit in literally any other quest the QMs would say the same thing. Thanks for the bumps!

>>1352625
>>1352638
Also Jesus wins writing...
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>>1352534
Nope you are not dealing with this. One Succubus is enough thank you. You are forced to slowly back off while holding off the Mimic. Backing out into your living quarters you slowly backpedal to the desk you left your bible on; the mimic snapping at the chance to get a hold of you at any moment all the while. Although she does seem to be softening her attack, whether from weakness or some other reason you can’t tell.

You acquire some Jesus, but the mimic seems to recognize the book of god before desperately increasing her attack again in an attempt to stop you. It actually becomes a problem to try and hold he back with just a bat as she begins to flail wildly.

>Roll 1d20 to keep her off you best of 3
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1352706
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>>1352698
I'd make fun of you but its in poor taste to make fun of mentally challenged people
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1352706
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1352706
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>>1352707
YES.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1352706
DEUS VULT
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1352706
Well, okay.
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>>1352707
REEEEE
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>>1352715
No crits buddy
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>>1352707
Cccccccrit
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>>1352698
welcome to 4chan, no one gives a shit about your fee fees. Now shut up and even get over it or go somewhere else because everyone is getting tired of your shit.
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>>1352719
>>1352722
No crits aren't a thing
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>>1352707
>>1352715
>>1352719
>>1352720
>>1352722
>>1352729
Probably should note to the newfags to my quests I don't really take crits in any of my quests. Its always just been "best of #" and I take the best number regardless of the crit.

Although there are a lot of people pressuring me to take crits now that it matters so.

Crits from now on?
>Y
>N
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>>1352746
N
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>>1352746
Y
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>>1352746
N
Changing a system in the middle of the thread is a dick thing to do Mememan
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>>1352746
Y
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>>1352746
N
D20 crits too much
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>>1352746
>N
We already said crits aren't a thing
No point in changing that now
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>>1352746
Y
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N
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>>1352753
It hasn't come up anywhere in thread yet, so for all intents and purposes it is not changing the system. Its just me being lazy and not finishing the system in the first place.
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>>1352746
>Y
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>>1352746
N
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>>1352764
If we do count crits do it after this. People's opinions are going to be swayed because of what the die was rolled for.
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>>1352746
Whoops forgot to mention it won't effect THIS roll, this will still be a 19. But for future rolls in this and my other quests.
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>>1352771
I only accept rolls after the votes are in.
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>>1352774
What you said >>1352773
makes me fine with whatever people vote.
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>>1352746
>>1352753
2nding for this reason.

>>1352698
Bro, chill out man. You're taking this too far. Sure the other guy was being a bit of a dick and you were both overreacting for a bit, but this isn't even the end of the thread yet and you're continuing some discussion over an off-handed, if poorly phrased comment, that started near the end of the 1st session.
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>>1352746
>Y
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>>1352746
>>1352764
>>1352773
>>1352774
If that's the case, then switching >>1352780 to
>Y, for having crits near the end of or after this thread that is.
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>>1352804
>wanting crits on a d20 system
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>>1352746
>Y
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>>1352810
What's wrong with having crits on a d20 system?
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>>1352803
It's 4chan. You drew the short straw. Then when you didn't just go with the flow and ignore it way back then everyone else jumped on the bandwaggon of laughing at you for getting angry. Then more so because you continue to pursue the subject. Thusly creating more things for them to mock you for, and will likely continue until you stop making new material to mock or it becomes boring.
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>>1352822
Way too often
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>>1352766
>this obvious of samefagging
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>>1352822

Look at my quest. We crit erryday.

Personally I like it, but it's not for some.
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>>1352827
>Way too often
>>1352837
If it's too often, then what would be a better dice system or side of dice to have crits, then?
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>>1352844
1d100 with crits
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>>1352844
Maybe anything except d20
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>>1352746
I think crits win, I'll start doing crits after this next post and if it doesn't work out I will just make it no crits or change to D100s

>>1352706
You toss the give the Mimic a little slack before sharply pushing her off you. The fake out works as she is sent flying back into the bed with Nickole. Nickole yelps at the surprise bedmate’s entrance trying to figure out what is going on.

>”Nickole get out of here!”
>Begin the verse DC16
>Stop, Nickole may get caught in the crossfire
>Write in
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>>1352851
>Begin the verse DC16
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>>1352851
>"Nickole kick the shit out of her!"
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>>1352851
>Begin the verse DC16
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>>1352851
>>Stop, Nickole may get caught in the crossfire
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>>1352803
>>1352825
Yeah, that's how a part of 4chan local entertainment material seems to be generated. Personally, I would suggest not pursuing the subject further for a bit and seeing if they'll buzz off after you don't take their bait.
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>>1352851
"Nickole grab her or your both getting exorcized!"
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>>1352851
>Begin the verse DC16
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>>1352851
>>Stop, Nickole may get caught in the crossfire
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>>1352851
fucked up the post oops

You toss the give the Mimic a little slack before sharply pushing her off you. The fake out works as she is sent flying back into the bed with Nickole. Nickole yelps at the surprise bedmate’s entrance trying to figure out what is going on.


>”Nickole get out of here!”
>Begin the verse DC16
>Stop, Nickole may get caught in the crossfire
>Write in
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>>1352851
>>"Nickole kick the shit out of her!"
She owes us
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>Begin the verse DC16
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>>1352851
>Nicole kick the shit out of her!
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>>1352851
>”Nickole get out of here!”
>>1352866
>”Nickole get out of here!”

>>1352851
>I think crits win, I'll start doing crits after this next post and if it doesn't work out I will just make it no crits or change to D100s
>>1352848
>>1352847
Well, I suppose that resolves that part, then.
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>>1352866
>Stop, Nickole may get caught in the crossfire

That or

>"Nickole kick the shit out of her!"

not picky.
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Plz no bully mimic z( *TnT*)
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>>1352867
Changing vote to
>START THE VERSE
FUCK ANIMAL CROSSING
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>>1352882
I don't want bully. I want REMOVE.
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>dont succuvut might get hurt
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>>1352851
Fuck it
>Start verse
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>>1352886
Why do yiu act like you are plural?
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>>1352862
>>1352866

>>1352859
>>1352864
>>1352868
>>1352896
>>1352890
>Roll 1d20 best of 3 you madmen
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>>1352866
>"Nickole kick the shit out of her!"
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If we purge the succubus we will be kicked from our room. It's the landlords daughter or something.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1352901
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1352901
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>>1352903
Friend's daughter*
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>>1352899
>Why do yiu act like you are plural?
He's referring to himself in first-person tense, I'm not sure what you mean by plural.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1352901
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1352901
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>>1352912
HOLY SHIT.
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>>1352912
>Rolled 20 (1d20)
Nice!
RIP Nickole.
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>>1352912
holy fuck
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>>1352912
Welp we're gonna go shoot up a mall next aren't we.
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>>1352923
indeed RIP demons
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>>1352930
>we're gonna go shoot up a mall next aren't we
Nah.
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Well this quest was good. it's all down here from now.
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>>1352959
We suffering quest now.
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>>1352959
>Well this quest was good. it's all down here from now.
This is how know you're a faggot. You're complaining about something the OP originally wanted.
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>>1352912
I actually have something for this.
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>>1352977
Meh I honestly didn't care if it went Slice of Life or full edge, its just I have two 'family friendly' quests because of the universe they take place in and I just felt like letting my edge out a bit.
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>>1352959
>>1352977
>This is how know you're a faggot. You're complaining about something the OP originally wanted.
I thought he was referring to getting a Nat 20 so early on instead of the outcome of the decision.
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>>1352986
If god wills it
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>>1352971
Now will we actually get to explore the setting. I want to see the kind of secret societies this setting has.
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>>1352971
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>1352851
You hesitated for a moment, a split second to consider your options. You life was fine before you ever met this girl. This monster. Now that she is here another monster showed up. You can see where this is going. You aren’t going to let these cunts come in here and feed off you. Manipulate you. Use you up and toss you away. That is what will happen you know it with all your being. Opening the book of god you flip to the page you dog eared.

“Jack?”

You look up from the book to see Nickole looking at you in confusion, and maybe a bit of fear. “What-“

You begin the verse. You pour your soul into it, every bit of your being. The screaming is almost immediate. You can’t even hear your own voice recite the verses above the screams of the two, but you don’t need to. All you need is to know that you will remove these leeches that have attempted to attach themselves to you. To eat you alive. You are finally free.

The verse finished you find your bed empty. Nothing remains of the demons that had once stood there. You are finally alone.

You are finally safe…

Except you aren’t, they will find out won’t they. The monsters, they will find of their dead kin. They will come for you, your spiritual energy doesn’t matter now as long as you are a threat. They will kill you just as easily as you killed Nickole, because they are just like you aren’t they? They are just paranoid, and you are just a threat to them now, just like Nickole and that mimic were to you. You need to leave, they will come for you here.

>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
>Leave now so you can get some distance
>Stay, let them come, we will see who has the will to survive in this world
>Write in
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>>1353025
>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
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>>1353025
>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
Come to think of it do demons actually die or do they go back into the ground.
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>>1353025
>>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
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>>1353025
>>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
Get fucked waifu fags
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>>1353025
>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
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>>1353025
Okay, i didn't want that to happen, whilst i do like your writing, you made a crit success have the consequences crit failure. who even does that?
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>>1353025
>Rush to pack as much as possible and run
>suffering quest
>They will come for you
>They will kill you
this is just like my japanese mangas
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>>1353039
This was a success, if we wanted her safe we would have told her to get out first.
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>>1353039
If you were to throw a grenade at an enemy holding down an ally and it crits it will crit both the enemy and ally. This is essentially the same principle, the bible doesn't discriminate between enemies and allies, just people and non-humans. I warned the anons that she may be caught in the crossfire.
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>>1353042
No, a success would have been getting rid of the home invader without committing manslaughter, imagine if i rolled a crit to kill a dragon in dnd, but the dragons corpses killed the king by landing on it and the character was sent to jail.
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>>1353025
>>1353029
>>1353032
>>1353033
>>1353036
>>1353037
>>1353040
>Roll 1d20 to see how much supplies you collect, best of 3
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1353061
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1353061
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1353061
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>>1353056
Aren't demons unkillable anyways, wouldn't we have just sent her back to hell or where she came from
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>>1353060
Once again it isn't like shooting a fucking arrow in this case it is like throwing a grenade and not expecting your ally who is also nearby not to get hurt.
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Don't worry waifu friends, we can push for the redemption arc
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>>1353072
It ain't about the waifu, it's about the manslaughter, unless all we did was just place her back somewhere or else we just killed the landlord's friend
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>>1353068
>Ally
Purge demons
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>>1353072
>redemption arc

>>1353076
But is it manslaughter if she wasn't human at all?
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>>1353083
she might not have been a human but i am pretty sure she was a person at least, so someone is gonna miss her. Look at how people on the internet reacted to a gorilla being killed.
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>>1353092
>Look at how people on the internet reacted to a gorilla being killed.
Leftist aren't people.
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>>1353025
You grab your old backpack you kept just in case you ever would need to make a run for it before stuffing it full of whatever canned food and bottled water you can, some water tablets, your laptop and charger, some ducktape, your bat, and an extra set of clothes. You also grab your wallet before taking a hesitant look around your old room.

Your home…

You shake your head, and leave, closing the door one last time. As you walk to down the hall to the stairwell you see your landlord walking down the hall. He looks legitimately surprised to see you out of your room. He’s a monster right? He can tell your emotions by your energies right? Do you feel any more anxious than usual? Does he know what you did?

“Hey Jack?” He seems to be more curious to see you out here than anything else. “You hear anything around here? Just got some complaints a bit ago.”

>Run
>”Sorry I didn’t hear anything.”
>Write in
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>>1353102
>Run
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>>1353102
>>”Sorry I didn’t hear anything.”
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>>1353102
>Fast walk past "No gotta go."
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>>1353102
Running would make us too suspicious, more then we actually are. Lets just calmly walk past him and mumble that we heard something. Maybe say someones TV is too loud.
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>>1353102
>”Sorry I didn’t hear anything.”
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>>132102
>Run
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>>1353102
>>1353121
Supporting
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>>1353121
This would be best.
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>>1353102
I'll change to >>1353121
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>>1353102
You maintain some semblance of composure and just mumble “I think someone’s TV was on too loud or something…” as you walk by.

Before you can escape you feel his hand on your shoulder. The verse you just spoke comes flooding to your mind. Will it work on him? He’s a lizard man right?

“Where are you going anyway? It’s not often I see you out of your room.” He sounds concerned, about his food source no doubt.

>”I’ve got a date”
>”I am visiting family”
>”Just going out…”
>Write in
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>>1353152
>>”Just going out…”
No one is going to believe the the first two
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>>1353152
>"I need to buy some secure things, I'm almost out of water tablets."
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>>1353152
"Need a new lock for my door."
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>>1353152
>”Just going out…”
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>>1353152
>>”I am visiting family”
We should say that we are staying the night with them. That'll explain the backpack and why we would be gone all night
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>>1353152
>”Just going out…”
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>>1353152
>”Just going out…”
Use one of the shopping excuses
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>>1353152
so qm how are you gonna run this quest now, i mean you just turned the mc into a murderer. i ain't being sarcastic or anything, i am legitimately asking, you can't call this paranoia quest if someone is acutally out to get you.
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>>1353161
This
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>>1353181
If people are out to get us then our paranoia is completely rational and justified this is now literally paranoia the quest.
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>>1353152
“I’m just going out…”

“Really? You? Any reason?” Shit he is catching on.

>”Yeah. Just need some time.” Walk away
>Start the verse
>Run
>Write in
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>>1353197
>>Write in
"Running low on supplies and necessities"
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>>1353197
>"I need to buy some secure things, I'm almost out of water tablets."
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>>1353197
>I forgot to buy somethings
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>>1353200
this
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>>1353197
>Run

Dude already thinks we're a weirdo probably best to stop engaging him and gtfo
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>>1353197
>"I need to stock up on water tablets and other items."
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>>1353200
Supporting
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>>1353197
>>1353200
Supporting
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>>1353204
This
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>>1353196
I am waiting for something like the qm actually pull some thing like we didn't actually kill her or she just comes back from the dead to chase us down. I just really don't like the sudden edgyness really, i already have had one quest this week ruined by it and now the qm of this quest is saying his other quests ain't edgy even though there was a chansey sexual molesting a riolu.
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>>1353222
>Suddenly edgy
Boy, there was demons and shit since near the start.
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>>1353229
Given the anime culture of moe demons and all that shit i can't really consider them edgy anymore.Plus she was feeding off us by holding our hands, in what grim dark quest is that even a thing.
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>>1353222
Nope, they are dead. You guys killed them.

>>1353197
“I’m just going out…”

“Really? You? Any reason?” Shit he is catching on.

>”Yeah. Just need some time.” Walk away
>Start the verse
>Run
>Write in

“I’m running low on supplies an necessities. I need to make a run real quick.”

He just sighs, “Whatever you say kid.”

As soon as he let’s go of your shoulder you try to maintain a steady pace, to be fair he probably expects you to act like this and give off this type of ‘energy’. Thankfully you aren’t really acting much different from the normal you. Which is a benefit you guess.

“Hey kid!” your landlord calls out to you.

Shit shit shit shit shit shit “Yeah?”

“You really should get out more. Not just for supplies you know? Find someone you can trust and maybe build a relationship with them.”

You stare at him for a moment. “Got it…”

And you are off. You don’t know how long it will take for him to figure out what happened and you don’t want to be there to find out, but where can you go now?

>The church maybe?
>You should get out of the city
>Maybe you can go get that salt and some other supplies to secure an area before you actually find a place to set up base…
>Write in
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>>1353246
>Maybe you can go get that salt and some other supplies to secure an area before you actually find a place to set up base…
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>>1353246
>>Maybe you can go get that salt and some other supplies to secure an area before you actually find a place to set up base…
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>>1353246
>You should get out of the city
follow me
set me free
trust me and we will escape from the city
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>>1353246
>>Maybe you can go get that salt and some other supplies to secure an area before you actually find a place to set up base…
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>>1353246
>Maybe you can go get that salt and some other supplies to secure an area before you actually find a place to set up base…
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>>1353246
>a single 20 instantly kills demons
Wat? That's bit ridiculous.
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>>1353265
How familiar are you with nat 20s? People kill gods with nat 20s, don't underestimate its power.
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>>1353246
>Nope, they are dead. You guys killed them.
;_;
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>>1353277
Beautiful aint it? You have god to thank for that.
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>>1353265
I mean also this is a starving mimic and a succubus who basically was surprised attack
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>>1353222
Honestly i agree with anon here
I liked how this quest started but then it got all mean spirited all of sudden
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>>1353291
Blame the waifu fags, they didnt play the character. They wanted to be a meal for a mimic and a succubus. They pushed us to this, we had to kill the waifus to become the paranoia quest, not the monster girl quest.
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>>1353291
>Anons vote to do something mean
>are previously warned that if they do it there may be some crossfire
>Do it anyway
>There is consequences
Don't let the purge faggots win if you don't want your waifu's to be purged.
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>>1353291
This >>1353302
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>>1353291
You should have voted then
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>>1353302
>>1353304
It's not even about the waifuing for me
That just felt cruel and mean
Doesn't sit right with me ya know?
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Oh dayum
Them bitches got REKT
Kinda sad about Nickole but we didn't get enough screen time together for it to actually hurt
Dunno what the others are bitching about, we didn't even fuck
>>1353304
Awesome quest my dude, lurking it has been comfy
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>>1353246
You head to that one hippie mart, you really should find that salt, if nothing else it will be good for cooking if it isn’t good for keeping the monsters and spirits at bay. You arrive at a ratty looking place, a bells ring announces your entrance to the store. The small shop has shelves stacked high with various ethnic ingredients and other similarly obscure foods and supplies. Just get in, get out, and don’t talk to any hippies. You still have your bat if worst comes to worst.

“Heeeeeeeeey maaaaaaaaaaaaan. How’s it going~?”

Of course. Some hippie had to greet you. Those god damn ignorant cunts poisoning themselves and others with their drugs; dulling their minds because they can’t accept the harshness of the world. Honestly you wish you could live in blissful ignorance too, but you are already to deep. You know things, things you wish you didn’t, but you still do.

“Hey I need some pure salt.”

“Righto my man, just head to the back, behind those beads and it should be on a shelf.”

Of course there was one of those bead doors, can’t conform to the societal standards but have to conform to those hippie style standards don’t you. Just forget it, the longer you are here, the angrier you’ll get.

>Roll perception DC16 best of 3
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>>1353317
and putting full trust in a succubus is just as out of character
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1353332
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1353332
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1353332
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1353332
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>>1353334
Our character while being highly paranoid, still desires social contact on a primal level. He truly wants someone to trust but he rarely ever finds someone who he feels he can trust.
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>>1353334
True i guess
But straight up killing them felt like too much too
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>>1353343
I thought they would get beat up and left almost dead
Not that they would actually die, kind of why i didn't say anything
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>>1353351
There was just a vote for crits, without a crit it likely would have killed the mimic and maimed Nickole
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>>1353343
true but straight up trusting her was just as stupid
and honestly I would not have minded the waifu route hell I probably would of enjoyed it but the anons who pushed for gave no chance for character development of the MC
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>>1353359
Yeah :/
Eh
Nothing we can do about it now, hopefully we can rezz them
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>>1353340
yeah and you just robbed his ability to do that because he is a murder now, you have ruined the mc's capacity to trust ever again because he is gonna think every monster out to get him.
The quest can only end in two ways, the mc goes back to being a shut in, again,and that ain't fun quest or a monster comes and kills him. A quest with the goal of just don't get killed isn't really interesting.
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>>1353367
Monsters aren't the only group out there.
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>>1353367
>Murderer
>Literal demons

>>1353365
>rezz them
QM already said they are ded
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err maybe only we can unbanish so the landlord is going to hunt us down force us to do it
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>>1353374
Yeah
So are your teammates before you Mercy Ult them, everything's possible man, you gotta believe!
>>1353379
Oh shush you
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>>1353375
They are gone my man.
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>>1353374
Seconding reviving
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>>1353332
These beads? You don’t see any other rooms around here. Not like you can really mind this narrowing down your options. The less time spent here the better. As you walk into the room you are met with not a shelf but a plant? The fuck is this supposed to be? It’s like some huge ass Venus fly trap, are those teeth? Yeah this is not something you want to deal with.

“Hey there kid, come closer.”

The plant just talked. Fuck you the plant just talked. Is this a monster? Do you need to Jesus it to death? Does Jesus even work on plants?

>”Hello?”
>Leave
>Pull out bible and read the verse DC15
>Write in
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>>1353383
>>1353386
Well we can keep an eye out for revival magic, but why would we do it? She is gonna be hella pissed if it was possible.

>>1353391
>Pull out bible
"Fuck are you?"
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>>1353391
>"Can you point me to the salt?"
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>>1353391
>Pull out bible and read the verse DC15
FUCK OFF YOU BIG GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTER SPACE
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>>1353391
>Leave
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>>1353391
>“Hey there kid, come closer.”
>Write in
I think I'll stay right here what do you want
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>>1353393
Eh
We were trying to banish the mimic not her, she would understand
I hope
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>>1353391
That plant.
>Pull out bible and read the verse DC15
If there is one monster that must without a doubt die it's this one.
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>>1353391
>Leave
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can we at least get some info before we deus vult
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>>1353391
>Pull out bible and read the verse DC 15
KILL IT
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>>1353391
Changing to
>Leave

We can't kill everything dumbos, that leaves a trail.
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>>1353395
Changing to leave because fuck ties
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>>1353275
this nat 20s do not fuck around

>>1353391
>”Hello?”
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The hippy is blocking our escape! I bet hes in on it.

Plants wont be affected by the word of god... we are trapped! Equip baseball bat
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>>1353437
>Batter up
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>>1353391
Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. You are out of this shit hole. You walk out of the room through the beads into the main shop before making your way to the door.

“Hey man did you find what you were looking for?”

Your only response to the cash register is to flip him off as you walk by, fuck all of this. You don’t have time for this bullshit you need to find some place to keep yourself safe. Just come back and burn this place to the ground later. Or never come back, that works too.

That just leaves you still in the streets, with no idea where to go, the sun still shines above you, making it about noon. You have some time. Hopefully. Night is not when you want to be out here.

>Try and leave the city
>Go to the church
>Wander
>Take a rest and eat some food
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>>1353449
>Go to the church
Who knows what could be in the wilderness?
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>>1353449
>>Try and leave the city
We out.
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>>1353449
>>Try and leave the city
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>>1353449
>Go to the church

God the last refuge of a desperate man.
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>>1353449
>Take a rest and eat some food
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>>1353449
>Go to the church
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>>1353449
>Try and leave the city
I want to do this for the sake of ADVENTURE!
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>>1353468
When the church turns us away then we will ADVENTURE!!
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>>1353449
>Go to the church
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switching vote to this distance is the greatest defence
>Try and leave the city
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>>1353449
>Church
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>>1353449
>Go to the church
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Calling vote
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>>1353449
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>>1353493
The church, maybe they can help you. That priest gave you this book, so he must know something. Right? If nothing else it is a start. You leave the shop behind, and begin the trek to that small church surrounded by buildings. Maybe if you’re lucky he’ll let you stay there the night, or give you some context of what is actually going on…

>Session end

That’s it for this week’s thread, will be around a bit for comments, questions, etc. not sure if I will continue with this next week or do one of my other quests, but that thread will start on Friday between 2-3
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>>1353554
Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1345167/

Discord (Quest Thread Not General):
https://discord.gg/xM2aCYq

Twitter for quest:
https://twitter.com/QuestMoonMan
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>>1353559
Good run QM had a lot of fun and am greatly looking forward to time. Have a great day.
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what is the discord for this
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>>1353554
wow you should really stop bullying your players you fucking sh*tlord :^)
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>>1353571
Moon Man Quests
I'm pretty sure the command is ?rank ParanoiaQuest to get any @ParanoiaQuest alerts

>>1353577
Never
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>>1353571
Unless you mean you haven't found the actual discord, then it is right here >>1353559
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>>1353554
This quest was fun up until the murdering thing happened
I really do want this quest to be good and go places
But maybe go easier on us with the choices
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>>1353603
Every choice has a consequence. There would be no point in having them if you couldn't choose wrong. Then again, a wrong choice can be subjective.

I outright stated that a nat 20 would have killed her >>1349403
The choice was made, the dice rolled, and a consequence dealt. If you do not wish for something like this to happen again, carefully think about your options, what you know of this world. Your choices effect this world more than you know.

Sorry if I am being a bit over dramatic, still in writefagging mode.
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>>1353640
I guess your right
I just feel bad about Nickole
She just wanted hand holds and cuddles
Is that so wrong?
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>>1353756
And to suck out our soul little by little. Dont forget that
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>>1353776
It was our energy not our soul
Also everyone in that apartment was doing that and it wasn't even hurting us
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>>1353797
Don't worry, they'll get their trip to Hell soon enough.
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>>1353640
you know you qm's always say think about your choices next time, even when it's entirely possible that the those who actually do end up as the mirronity to which i say to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beBo_m967S4
7:36
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You know, I kinda feel bad for nat 20ing Nickole. I dont feel totally bad, but I feel a little regret. Dammit now we have to find a new home.
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>mfw edgefags get us kicked out of our home
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>>1354503
>mfw waifufags think they have no blame in this
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>>1354542
>implying
I wasn't even there for the vote because of work
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>>1354548
>implying implications
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>>1354548
>Working
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>>1354542
>Anyone who decided to grab a bible thinking they have no blame in this.
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>>1356610
>blame
Blame is when something happens that you didn't want to happen anon.
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>>1354503
>waifufags votes for crits
>crit kills the waifus
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If we have a Wright we probably have werewolves vamps & fae in our building, invest in silver , wooden stakes, iron
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>>1360864
I think it's better to just find another place to live.
And then invest in stakes, silver, iron, etc.
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>>1360864
Dude that building is fucked.




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