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This here is a quest for all Star vs The forces of Evil faggots

>You are Anon
>A freshman at Echo Creek High
>You used to be a loser with one friend
>Marco Diaz
>A fellow safe kid
>One day, a magical girl named "Star Butterfly" from some other dimension arrived
>She stole your friend
>Stole all your time with him
>Then punched you in the eye for making a mean joke you heard on 3spenpai
>That same day you found THE BOOK
>Inside was your next, and first friend and she loves you very much.

>Now you've almost died
>Made other friends like Justin Armberg, the school Jock
>Alfonzo, the sperg nerd-lord
>Even got on the good side of the school's harshest teacher
>Again, you almost died to monster from a hole but eh
>Who's counting?
>Now you've wandered to the detention classroom
>It's after school on a Friday
>You're face to plastic fanged face with Janna
>A known troublemaker

>Your arm is horrendous now
>You have a whole weekend ahead of you
>Your whole life of darkness only knows what

What do?
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>>1386807
"Hey, Janna, you're into occult stuff, right?"
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>>1386807
"Hi Janna. What'cha in for this time?"

We should try to win her to our side. I'm not sure what the best way of doing that is.
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>>1386816
We can't just show her our nasty monster arm and think she'll be cool with it....can we?
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>>1386807
>What do?
Release all earthly tethers, embrace the void, become wind.
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>>1386807
'Psst, Janna. Wanna see somethin' fucked up?"

>>1386818
This is Janna. If we don't make a big deal she probably won't make a big deal. She's rather chill like that.
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>>1386807
>He made another new thread.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>1386807
For starters, we probably need to go to the library to checkout a human anatomy book... So we can redo our arm to be more human and less froggy.

We need to buy a bunch of prey animals (feeding mice, etc... ) for our re-cast. Janna would know where to go for that.

After recasting our arm, much more is open. We could lift with the jocks (Cha+/Str+/Dex+??)
Practice magic (Lv+, Int+, Will+??)

Or see about getting a job or some other work to get equipment for future adventuring.
We're early/mid highschool. If there's a sports equipment score, we could get armor/weapons discounts and Cha+/Will+ (customer service) from there. Hell it could get us in better with the jocks.
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>>1386823
I'd be worried that she might tell Star and Marco about it, even if she was telling them how sicknasty it is.
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>>1386807

STATUS POST
You are currently a level 2 ???

+4 Will
+2 Perception
+Cha
-1 Str (With normal body parts)

You know TWO spells

ANIMATE DEAD
Using your will you can reanimate tiny dead creatures to do your bidding. This spell increases in power the closer to death you are.
Risen undead will obey you and have basic motor functions

BLOOD FOR BLOOD
You can receive or take life force from a willing individual be they living or dead. Risen undead die after giving away what little life force they have.

>Press F to pay respects for baby skeltal

You currently have

THE BOOK
You lucky boy.

AN ANATOMY BOOK
>Bloodstained

TWO PENCILS
ONE PHONE
>Piece of shit brick with a touchscreen
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>>1386829
>>1386823
Yeah, we should keep our shiz on the downlow.
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>>1386807
Oy man. The thread was in autosage, but it will still be here for days.

Best avoid making a new thread until the one is on page 9 or 10 next time.
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>>1386832
>>Press F to pay respects for baby skeltal
F.
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>>1386807
>"oh yeah hey Janna hows it going."
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>>1386837
>>1386832
F indeed. I mourn for their loss.
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[spoilers]Mami, aye una 'Mariposa' en mi cabesa[/spoilers]
What's our monster arm's strength stat?
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>>1386832
F
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>>1386807
>>1386824
>>1386835
We've got 3 threads of the same quest on the catalog, this is some high energy posting we've got going on here.
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>>1386829
Well, I'm gonna try to push for my plan from the last thread of blaming it on Star, but say we find it really cool and am not mad at all about it. The validity of it may be questionable, but the important people who'll question it (Star) will no doubt forget/ignore it when she finds out we're cool with her.

And even then, we can only hide the arm for so long. So I say not to play sitcom and just get it over with.
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>>1386807
Ask ana why she is in detention for this time.

Show her our arm if she promises to keep it secret for now.
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>>1386851
Which is why we should tell Janna first, to make it seem 'more real'
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>>1386851
Now, I disagree. I think it would be a better idea to keep it hidden as long as possible. Star may be a scatter brain, but it's not like she's just going to let somebody walking around with black magic and intent to become supreme being of the world walk around with a sentient evil book.

Would she???
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>>1386832
Don't Fuck up.
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>>1386857
We're NOT telling her about the black magic, just using a plausible excuse for having monster arm.
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>>1386857
Who ever said we had black magic with the intent on being God? I was just saying that we should tell everyone that Star gave us a really cool arm as a cover up, and reason for us to not be on bad terms. I don't see where the accusations of black magics comes from.
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>>1386857
>>1386851
I stil think its a bad idea. Publicly denouncing the most popular, nicest girl in scool with false accusations and no fake proof to back us up is a very, very bad idea
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>>1386860
But Star won't think she gave us monster arm, and she's the one we gotta hide from. That girl could tear us in two right now.
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>>1386868
I agree. I say we just stick to a casual greeting.
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>>1386868
But we're not denouncing her, we're just going:
"Oh, it was an accident, but I kinda like it"
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>>1386868
How are we denouncing her? We're saying that she gave us a really fucking neato arm and we now like her for it! And we do have proof! We have an arm!

>>1386869
That's why we say she did it by accident when she wasn't looking. This is early in the story, she barely knows how to control her powers in the first place.

She turned her teacher into a troll and then teleported them into her home by accident. I think just giving us a monster arm that was on the slow burn for appearing is believable.
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>>1386816
>>1386817
>>1386823
>>1386840
>>1386854
>>1386856

Talk to her has overwhelming votes


>"Hey. Janna right?"
>"S'right. You're Anon, huh? Guy the new girl punched out?"
>Punched out!?
>She didn't knock you out!
> Rumors spread like a disease. The wrong kind of rumors at that. [/spoilers]
>You don't show how upset you are at that comment.
>Some new instinct grips you
>A glibness
>You grin
>Hold up your clearly bloodstained mess of a toilet paper mummy limb
>"She doesn't nearly as hard as her wand does..."
>Janna looks like a slut in a horse-dildo factory
>Startled yet suicidally intrigued
>"Whoahh did Star do that!?"


>Roll Bluff d20 + 1
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Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
It was a glancing blow at best. Let's not get anymore rumors started on that right now?
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>>1386878
Dang. Finally >>1386859 hecked it up.
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
Here we go again.
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
Vamos muchacho
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
>1d20 + 1
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Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
baby needs a new excuse
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Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
muy bien,Alle voy!
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>>1386878
WHAT NO DONT TELL HER THAT

FUCK
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
>Look at arm
"...Huh. I unno.
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
Let's see if we can save this with a "but it's cool, huh?"
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>>1386878
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>>1386878
I'm against bluffing and simply don't mention it, but we're already rolling so.
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1386878
>Talking to a girl
time for spaghe-
>About our monster arm
Time for autistic screeching
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>>1386878
Roll
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>>1386878
Even if we pull off this bluff, this information is gonna spread. Let alone the fact we're blaming star for it. If we were near a Star combat zone, we may have a plausible excuse.

hoo boy
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>>1386881
>>1386883
>>1386884
>>1386885
>>1386886
>>1386887
>>1386895
>>1386896
>>1386897
>>1386902
Anon seems surprisingly good at keeping his autism in check for this one time.
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Pass(?)
>>1386881
>>1386883
>>1386884
>>1386885
>>1386886
>>1386887
>>1386897
>>1386902

Fail
>>1386895
>>1386896

So far we're doing pretty good.
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>>1386906
Anon's been really good at Cha rolls for a while now.
It's because he's evil now, and evil is cool.
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>>1386878
>>1386889

You know what. No. This is a straight up bad idea
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Im not very sure this was a good decision...
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>>1386916
I agree, but the beans are already out of the can. Gotta hit the ground running now.
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>>1386911
Nobody said we're evil. We cared even for the bone monsters.

>>1386918
>>1386916
I agree... but I guess we ended up doing this because there weren't any other ideas. We literally were "we should tell her" and "we shouldn't tell her".}
But us "shouldn't tell"ers didn't have an alternative agreed on, so...

Gotta hit the ground running. I'll just chalk this up to autism, post-death situation adrenline high, and the smugness of having just done something awesome
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>>1386883
>>1386884
>>1386885
>>1386897
>>1386902

Success!

>>1386896
>>1386895
>>1386887
>>1386886

Failure

>You show her your hand
>Looks mostly normal except for the residual blood and uh...
> Those are 'spurs' , my dear.
>Ah! Yeah, bone spurs
>Jackie has her mouth wide open
>You'd swear she might be a champion fly-catcher
>"DOOOOD! Guys! C'mere! Anon's flesh is gnarly and weeird!"
>"Don't body shame, Janna."
>"Shutup, Ingrid! It's weird in a funky 'Evil Dead' kinna way!"
>You see several other trouble maker kids crowd into the window
>Some fat purple haired girl with a german accent
>A kid you thought was in special ed but apparently is just kind of a dick and huge body
>The Bleelchair kid!
> The what?

You've become a criminal sensation/freakshow.
What do?
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>>1386924
"Looks RAD, amiright?"
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>>1386922
This. >>1386878 Quest, please take the CYOA a bit slower so we can choose more carefully.
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>>1386924
We got to ride it out now.

>"Cool, right?"
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>>1386924
What this anon said >>1386926
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>>1386924
We best play this up and make it our shared secret. Ideally by making it a super secret, it will stay within the troublemaker group only.

Star doesn't join up with them until S2, which puts that almost 7-9 months in the future. Long enough a time for us to get our shit together.
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>>1386926
Supporting
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>>1386924
"Ay yo check it:"
>flail arm inhumanely
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>>1386924
..... YES! All according to plan! Time to be a hype man for the coolness of our own arm!
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>>1386929
Actually, now that I think about it, we should probably do a little showing off with the arm. Let's lift the heaviest thing we can with our arm.
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>>1386924
OK then,lets play to be the cool guy.
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>>1386924
DO NOT ANTAGONIZE STAR
If anything, we can say it was a freak accident like with the teacher.
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>>1386940
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING WE SHOULD DO!
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>>1386926
>This

Kids still say 'Rad' right?
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>>1386940
...that's what the plan was anon.
Say it was a freak accident, and that we kinda like it now. Use this to become Star's friend.
So we can stab her in the back later
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>>1386940
DID SOMEBODY SAY ANTAGONISE STAR?
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Agree with this
>>1386940
and also lets do this
>>1386933
>>1386937
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>>1386940
Yes, don't antagonize Star. We still need to make Mewgger babies for Mommy.
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>>1386947
YES! This Anon gets it!
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>>1386924
>>1386926
>>1386928
>>1386929
>>1386930
>>1386932
>>1386933
>>1386934
>>1386937
>>1386938
>>1386940

>"Super sick, right?"
>Janna looks like she's crowing over how cool YOUR arm is.
> How arrogant.
>You have to steal the show back...
>How?
>You eye your alien limb only a moment, flexing the jagged joints
>Suddenly it lurches
>SQURLSH!
>Your fingers bend totally backward
>The elbow basically dissolves at your arm does a freaked out worm motion against the door
>Your now totally free fingers coil like snakes around the handle
>Unseen muscles and their accompanying new tendons crank up to a fever pitch, preparing something huge


>Tear the damn door off?

Yes?
No?

Maybe ask for something before handing out freedom, my child. Remember. These 'are' fugitives.
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>>1386943
>>1386949
>>1386947
Yeah but Im only saying that because we blurted that out.

I wanted to keep Star disconected from this.
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>>1386961
No.
We already have to repair the bathroom wall, no need to fix more shit.
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>>1386961
>Guess that's a no then. :(
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1386961
DO IT, TEAR THE DOOR OFF

and this is a roll for strength without a modifier, because I don't know what the modifier for that arm is

anyways, they'll owe us for later on. If nothing else, we'll have gained a whole room of kids who think we're cool now.
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>>1386961
RIP THAT DOOR OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
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>>1386961
"20 bucks says I can rip the door off"

Also,
>wanting us to be ambitious enough to become a god
>chastising us for being arrogant
Mami, pls
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>>1386961
We made our point with showing it off. If we cause as scene we're not only drawing attention to ourselves, but also proving how much this thing has power over us.

Let's relent.
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>>1386961
>No?
Unless they swear loyalty to us as a part of the troublemakers crew, we won't let them off willy-nilly.
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>>1386972
>>1386970

If we tear it off, we need an excuse later as to how it occured.

Maybe do it if there's no cameras or anything.
I'd say no, but see if we can transmute our fingertips to lockpick.
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>>1386961
>Tear the damn door off?
No..?
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>>1386961
Dont do it.
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>>1386977
You can just demand loyalty instantly anon, it's not pragmatic.
You gotta build up to it
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>>1386987
What part of us ripping a door down with our demon hand is going to incite loyalty?

Please explain this to me, because the only thing I see this doing is drawing more unnecessary attention to ourselves and probably freaking everyone else out.
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>>1386987
>You can just demand loyalty instantly anon
>can
Can't?
>>1386987
Of course, that's why we're not going to do it until we're sure they're actually loyal.
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Guys, if we tear off the door, we get in trouble, and if we get in trouble, we get tye troublemakers as allies.
You gotta think long term, you gotta take risks.
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>>1386961
..... I'm extremely tempted to say "FUCK IT! RIP THAT BITCH OFF THE HINGES!" but at the same time, I feel that this might be a wrong choice..... but it also might be really cool. But I'm definitely leaning more towards the rip out door.
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If we could get away with it,i would say yes
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>>1386961
No. Do not want. Door dindu nuffin wrong.
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>>1386995
Yeah, I meant can't.
Mt point still stands though, loyalty doesn't come out of nowhere, loyalty is like a tree, you gotta plant the seeds and let it grow.
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>>1386961
Just yank the door knob off play it off as oops I guess I don't know my own strength
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>>1387005
We're already from a broken home. There's no way we don't know how to pick a lock. And being able to feel out the insides of the lock would help with picking.
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>>1386961
>>1387006
>Mt point still stands though, loyalty doesn't come out of nowhere, loyalty is like a tree, you gotta plant the seeds and let it grow.
Yes, which is why we're not going to plant it by ripping a door off its hinges as our first act of magnanimity.
We'll talk to them first, actually get to know them before jumping to conclusions of what they like, and have them swear to secrecy on this totally gnarly thing they just saw.
Make them feel like they're in with us, y'know what I mean?
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If we rip that door off we are going to completely lose our credibility as SAFE KIDs which we are already straining by saying Star gave us that arm.
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>>1386993
These guys are troublemakers, right?
So by making trouble, we speak their language.
We show that we can relate to them.
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>>1387017
Why can't we just see if our arm is capable of picking locks as it is?
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>>1387016
>still caring about our safe kid cred
But anon, that was what's holding us back.
How will we become a God if we still think and act like a safe kid?
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>>1387023
That would require us to descalate the situation a bit, though.
And it wouldn't look cool.
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>>1386961
Fucking don't do it.
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>>1386961
Momma?

What's the point in Necromancy if they have a free will????
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>>1387030
How is our arm slithering into tiny sinews and picking a lock NOT cool? We can just go in and pick up a desk one handed afterwards.
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>>1386966
>>1386967
>>1386976
>>1386980
>>1386983
>>1387005
>>1387016
7 Nos

>>1386970
>>1386972
>>1386974
>>1386998
>>1387000
>>1387003

5 Yeseses

>>1386974
She's the arrogant one, dear. Not you. You have talent. So with you, it's called "Pride."

>You flex like you're gonna break the chains of oppression!
>The trouble kids light up like Christmas in Nazi Germany when they burned the Jews
>That's when you deflate
>Watching turn into the Jews at that same Holiday
>"You gotta promise not to tell anybody about this."
>"Why would we snitch on the guy that springs us?"
>"You swear?"
>They make clownish salutes to you, crossing their twisted little hearts
> Little liars.
>Good
>You need some of those
>Your fingers crawl into the open keyhole
>You squirt pink and black slime from your joints
>Janna looks remarkably excited about said mystery juice

>Roll DEX for the lockpick
Add +2 for monster arm
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
here goes
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
MAMÁ,DONDE ESTAN LOS VEINTE?!
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
It's probably a good thing we didn't go for "RIP IT OFF!!" Because then we might've had to use strength, which is our worst stat. Anyway, let's fuck this up greatly!
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>>1387066
>>1387068
>>1387069
It's time to stop
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
If my roll is good, everyone needs to stop rolling.
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
Alright guys, let's do this.
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387071
>>1387072

but why
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1387060
rollan
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>>1387071
oh the irony
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
>DEX
>>1387060
>>Roll DEX for the lockpick
>Add +2 for monster arm
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
Awww, mami, you're making us blush
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>>1387060
Here I go rolling again
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

It doesn't like capitalization
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>>1387060
looks like this guys will stay there
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>>1387060
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387087
Already rolled, but gonna try the name
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See????
The dice Gods WANTED us to rip the door off.
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>>1387060
ROLL

ROOOOOOOOOOLL
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387060
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1387071
Y'see, OP, this is why we need a better system that decides whose rolls are accepted.

Like, a first roll for Post Priority, and the other one for the actual rolls.

And OP can just have the ability to do their own attempt at ruining our good rolls by making a roll on every two rolls in attempt to have a crappy roll have higher priority.

This way, it's more like a game and can be prone to being fun,
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>>1387087
>NotWrenloft
>Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
>>1387096
>Wrenloft
>Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
>Already rolled, but gonna try the name
I guess Lady Luck doesn't like names?

>>1387105
Oh hey, looks like screaming works when you roll.
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1387111
>>1387105

¿QUÉ CARAJO ACABAS DE MIERDA DICES DE MÍ, PEQUEÑA PERRA? VOY A TENER QUE SABES QUE ME GRADUÉ PARTE SUPERIOR DE MI CLASE EN LOS NAVY SEALS, Y HE ESTADO INVOLUCRADO EN NUMEROSAS INCURSIONES SECRETAS SOBRE AL-QAEDA, Y TENGO MÁS DE 300 MUERTES CONFIRMADAS. ESTOY CAPACITADO EN LA GUERRA GORILA Y YO SOY EL FRANCOTIRADOR SUPERIOR EN TODAS LAS FUERZAS ARMADAS DE ESTADOS UNIDOS. NO ERES NADA PARA MÍ, PERO SÓLO OTRO OBJETIVO. YO LIMPIARÉ USTED A LA MIERDA CON LA PRECISIÓN DE LA TALLA DE LA QUE NUNCA SE HA VISTO ANTES EN ESTA TIERRA, RECUERDA MIS PALABRAS MALDITAS. ¿CREES QUE PUEDES SALIR A DECIR QUE UNA MIERDA PARA MÍ A TRAVÉS DE INTERNET? PIENSE OTRA VEZ, HIJO DE PUTA. EN ESTOS MOMENTOS ME PONGO EN CONTACTO CON MI RED SECRETA DE ESPÍAS EN LOS EE.UU. Y SU IP ESTÁ SIENDO RASTREADO EN ESTE MOMENTO PARA PREPARARSE MEJOR PARA LA TORMENTA, GUSANO. LA TORMENTA QUE ARRASA CON LO POCO PATÉTICO QUE LLAMAS TU VIDA. ESTÁS MUERTO, HIJO. PUEDO ESTAR EN CUALQUIER PARTE, EN CUALQUIER MOMENTO, Y TE PUEDO MATAR EN MÁS DE SIETE MIL MANERAS, Y ESO ES JUSTO CON MIS PROPIAS MANOS. NO SÓLO SOY AMPLIAMENTE ENTRENADO EN COMBATE SIN ARMAS, PERO NO TENGO ACCESO A TODO EL ARSENAL DE LA MARINA DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS Y LO VOY A UTILIZAR EN TODA SU EXTENSIÓN PARA LIMPIAR EL CULO MISERABLES DE LA FAZ DEL CONTINENTE, PEDAZO DE MIERDA. SI SÓLO TE PODÍAS SABER QUÉ CASTIGO IMPÍO SU PEQUEÑO COMENTARIO "INTELIGENTE" ESTABA A PUNTO DE HACER CAER SOBRE TI, TAL VEZ LE HAYA POSEÍDO SU MALDITA LENGUA. PERO NO PODÍA, NO LO HICISTE, Y AHORA ESTÁ PAGANDO EL PRECIO, MALDITO IDIOTA. CAGARÉ FURIA SOBRE TI Y TE AHOGARÉ EN ELLA. ESTÁS MUERTO, CHICO.
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>>1387116
*Angry Spanish Intensifies*
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1387060
Time for sneaking
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>>1387126
>Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)
>Time for sneaking
Wew lad. Looks like that option's off the table now.
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>>1387126
Welcome to the Critical Fail Club, friend. :)
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>>1387116
>>1387126
STOP

STOP
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>>1387116
>wants a good roll
>cusses out the spanish dice gods
I don't know what you were expecting.
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1387060
Maybe one more time...
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>>1387066
>>1387068
>>1387075
>>1387080
>>1387105

Success!

>>1387126
>>1387116
>>1387096
>>1387087
>>1387082
>>1387079
>>1387074
>>1387072
>>1387071
>>1387069

But many...many failures

WARNING
LAST POST THE DAY
I'll do a much longer session tomorrow with breaks but like I said today is short.

>You feel something isn't right
>Your hand has stopped moving
>You try to pull out to avoid fathering a doggy door
>You can't
>You pull
>You can't escape
> Oh my.

>You are Anon
>Attempted cool kid
> Future God
>Failed Lockpick
>Your hand is trapped in the detention door


NEXT SESSION TOMORROW AT 2:30PM CENTRAL U.S. TIME

Might examine the roll system but only for fairness/fun

Take it easy, Anons
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>>1387133
>>1387134
We have 2 crit fails now. Each crit counts for 3 of its threshold.
Most of our rolls have been even successes and failures.
We effectively have to keep rolling now if we don't want to utterly fail.-

>>1387146
Too late.
>>1387146
>>Your hand is trapped in the detention door
Welp.
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>>1387146
Hand's trapped, time to smash the door.
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>>1387146
Fucking Christ.
Well, we can always rip the door to pieces.
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>>1387146
Time to smash lemma me smash
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Look like we're gonna end up smashing the door anyway.
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>>1387159
>>1387155
>>1387153
>>1387150

Well if needed an excuse to break a door, here it is.
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>>1387146

>>1387110
I still stand by what I said.
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Oh the irony
>force bully to fuck off
>MLG our way through dodgeball
>Lie our way past a teacher
>Kill a monstrous enemy beyond our understanding, in a near death state
>Defeat our autism
>but get beaten by a common door lock
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>>1387189
>>but get beaten by a common door lock
You don't understand, this door lock is made of the same material used to block off Khornettes from destroying windows!
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>>1387189
Doors man, they can fuck you up if they get the drop on you. Pinched fingers and stubbed toes show this.
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Well in other news.

I say after all this, we go for a more Traitors Before Enemies approach, and fuck Marco over by swooning Star first. Yes, especially while we have Mommy and our awesome powers.

Besides. Mewgger grandbabies for Mommy.
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>>1387207
Marco's still pining for Jackie though.
He doesn't he has a crush on Star until Blood Moon, and tentacle arm hasn't appeared yet.
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>>1387216
>doesn't realize he has a crush on star
I keep forgetting words.
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>>1387207
How about no, because in this case opposites most certainly do not attract.
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>>1387207
Y'all need to get your waifuism out of the way for now.
We can't steal Star's first kiss, she's already been with a literal demon before.
Marco would be happy for Star, provided we aren't abusing her or anything

The worst part, though, of gunning for Star would be that the closeness of a relationship would make it WAY too easy for her to notice we have magic... and not the kind her kingdom is okay with.

So maybe in the far far run, when more shenanigans are going on. Possibly assisting against Ludo or even worse foes if we end up siding with her for whatever reason...

But for now, we're mad at both of them. Star for hitting us over words and stealing our friend. Marco for not standing up for us at all. For basically just lightly scolding Star for hitting us and not giving a shit about us as a friend.
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>Anon and Marco are fighting in a lava dimension, with swords
>Marco goes inside a house, and locks the door
>Marco: It's over Anon, I'm in shelter
>Anon: You underestimate my power, Marco
>Anon gets his monster arm stuck in the lock again
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Friendly reminder that Star and Marco were looking up to look at Eclipsa's Chapter in her book and that she thought she was a pretty cool "bad girl" for running away with a monster lover.
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>>1387237
I get where you're coming from, but these waifunons are too consumed by their waifuism.
If we keep fighting over this the conflict will create a divide in the anons.
So we need compromise, which is why I suggested the Jojo reference.
And it totally had nothing to do with the fact I'm a dumbass jojo fan, haha.
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>>1387247
Goddammit, Alt-Star, mewggers aren't allowed on 3Senpai
Plus, we don't even know if Mami even IS Eclipsa.
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>>1387146
What did I specifically tell you fuckers not to do?
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>>1387273
Hey, some of us tried not to fuck up, okay?
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>>1387268
yeh nah, I think she conveyed that she's Eclipsa.
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>>1387268
>we don't even know if Mami even IS Eclipsa.
One.
Who else could it be. Even if it wasn't specifically her, it couldn't come up from another source, unless Quest is straight up fucking with us.

Two.
Stop calling that thing, whatever it is, 'Mami', wey.
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>>1387282
Explain the dimension inside THE HOLE then
Because that shit is NOT Mewni
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>>1387146
>Might examine the roll system but only for fairness/fun
This is a good idea. I'd suggest a best if 3 system with DCs scaling from 8-25, where 8 is something you may want to not even consider rolling for, 14-18 for something of moderate difficulty and 25 being an epic-level feat. Right now with everyone rolling and being taken into account, we're statistically likely to fail DCs that are over 11+ whatever our bonus is in a particular skill.
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>>1387288
Could be ANY other dimension, probably the one she fled to when she eloped with her monster lover.
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>>1387287
If Luna is to be believed, she's much older than Eclipsa, supposedly knowing Glossaryck before he was bound to the book.
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>>1387291
Personally, I think my idea in >>1387110 is better.

If we make it a bit more like a game, things can be more fun.
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>>1387287
Fir 1)
See
>>1387288
>>1387299
Can't argue with dubs

For 2)
...maybe I've been taking the mamiposting a little too far.
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>>1386924
>>"Shutup, Ingrid! It's weird in a funky 'Evil Dead' kinna way!"
>She doesn't even know about the book yet.
Ooooh boy...
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>>1387618
>>1386924
PS: Evil Dead is my favorite comedy/horror series. Kudos if you take more inspiration from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIUoUHoPlEs
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Are locks anon's kryptonite?
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>>1387676
I think Anon is just bad at thinking things through.
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>>1387709
He's autismo.
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Alright so we have to play this off like it was on purpose and break the handle off of the door that is the only way to save ourselves from looking like a dumbass
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>>1387849
But what happens if we fail and get stuck even worse?
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>>1387909
Then the only option then is to litterally killourselves with the gun under our real moms bed
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Reminder that it's never too late to waifu Star.
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>>1387925
This guy gets it.
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>>1387925
>Wanting a girl for punching you in the face and stealing your friend.
>Not the girl that that comforted you for just a moment and thought it was cool of you not hitting Star back.
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>>1388176
I agree that Jackie is a far better target than Star. She helped us with the Jocks, it pisses off Marco, and she's popular, which means we get more people to influence through her.
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>>1388176
>Not wanting to make Mewgger babies for Mommy.

Though I do agree with you.
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>>1387282
Ohohoho anon you silly willy

>>1387618
>>1387636
You have excellent taste and are welcome in my bar

>>1387925
Who did this...did you? Wh-

https://youtu.be/sluHwh3hJhI

Ya'll are beautiful
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>>1388176
Why does her pupil have eyelashes?
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>>1388279
It's a trait seaniggers tend to have.
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>>1388279
Well, she has three black lines through here iris usually in the show... which I don't think any other character has that particular detail. *shrugs*
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>>1387925
>>1388176
>>1388223
¿Por que no las dos?
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>>1388328
>Not supporting Cute And Perfect Starco
Que estas haciendo
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>>1388356
>Wanting Marco The Traitor to have a good relationship/life
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>>1388367
>Not wanting to steal the thief
>Not wanting to make mewgger babies for Mommy
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>>1388364
>putting your dick in filthy friend stealing double mewgger
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>>1388375
>Implying we can only make mewgger babies with friend stealing filth
>implying we should give thief a happy relationship
>implying the blood moon can be stopped
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>>1388364
>not sprinkling your enemies' lives with a little happiness now and then so they don't grow numb to suffering
Anon do you even revenge
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>>1388409
To be fair, I technically didn't say that we should give him a bad life.

Just not a good one. At all.
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>>1388415
>not turning everyone in Echo Creek against Star and Marco until they become Literally Hitler in the eyes of the meek sheep
Anon. Pls.
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Why don't we just fuck them both?
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>>1388420
Because you can't make mewgger babies with Marco
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>>1388420
>>1388444
One of you is Alt-Star from last thread, and I'm gonna figure out who
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>>1388456
Two swings and two misses. That's gotta hurt.
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>>1388456
I'll admit I was persuaded by Alt-Star almost immediately after I suggested we gave Star hell, but >>1388460 seems to be right.
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>>1388460
...well, at least I know which anon you are in this thread.
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>>1388473
I also posted a few times from work, but I'll let you figure out which one that is.
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>>1388467
So you were 'I can't punch that' guy, huh?
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>>1388483
No.

I'm "OP is a faggot" anon.
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What about Hekapoo?
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OH FUCK HE'S CANON
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>>1388542
Aw shoot friend
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>>1388534
I would love too, but how?
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>>1388542
We need to cut our hair and work out a little. Really embrace the jarhead look
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>>1388567
Can we even properly work out with our zombie arm? I don't think dead muscles can be increased, and I don't want Anon to be lopsided.
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>>1388558
Fuck if I know.

She's a member of the Magic High Commission, which will makes her practically untouchable for now and would probably be antagonistic towards us.

Still, wouldn't it be amazing to have her in our side?
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>>1388593
She still could be an ally. We haven't really done anything evil other than monologue to ourselves and accept a willing sacrifice [spoiled]F[/spoiler]. It's not nearly too late to be good. Anons started feeling sad killing babby skeltal; do you really think they could bring themselves to doing something truly evil?
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>>1388609
Found the AltStar!
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>>1388609
Nice try Star, but you've already revealed yourself.
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>>1388611
Ha ha. Oh, Anon. He can't be the AltStar because I am the AltStar.
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>>1388609
Or, we could fucking stop being bitches and steel our already iron will. I think that that's a better option.
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>>1388627
>falling for AltStar's bait
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>>1388625
>tfw altaltstar appears
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>>1388609
What do you mean we haven't done anything evil?
As far as I am aware, Necromancy is an inherently evil act. Even if you use your powers for good.
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>>1388648
Not necessarily. If the corpse is simply a puppet without any actual consciousness driving it, then it is merely a tool to be used so long as it doesn't follow D&D rules and it leaks "negative energy" all over the place or some bullshit.
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>>1388648
This is not pre 3.5 D&D.
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>>1388609
I just want to hang around with cool skeletons.

That, and get all of the pussy in the universe.
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>>1388697
>Not wanting to become God
Seriously what is with these anons
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>>1388718
Godhood s just another tool to obtaining more skeletons and pussy.

Searching power for power's sake just never ends right or nicely.
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>>1388742
Just imagine us doing something cool, like starting up a Church of the Second Chance or something, where we use our Necromancy for good. And possibly get the Star tang while at it.
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>Jackie: Hey anon, wanna go to the beach?
>Anon: I don't like sand. It's course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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>>1389220
We're thankfully not THAT autistic.
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ANNOUNCEMENT

Gonna start up again at 2:30 pm CENTRAL US TIME

Today should be pretty meaty and will include a brief meeting about our roll system
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>>1389220
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A question for people
In Persona 5, who is best girl?
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>>1389244

All of them are shit, but the sexual services meido is the less shit of them.
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>>1389244
Morgana.
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>>1389235
>30 minutes
don't make us beg sempai
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Goddammit

Me listening to a bunch of Chumbawamba has got me thinking. We should bring Baby Skeltal. I don't care if we must be one arm less.
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So I made this work of art
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>>1389302
How would we even be able to do that though?
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>>1388420
Huh marco is a cute chick.
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>>1389302
OK, but why though?
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>>1389310
Is this quest your first time seeing anything Star vs. Related?
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>>1389302
bring back*

>>1389308
I unno. Typical instinctual thought dictates we reach to the void and get him back.

>>1389316
Because he didn't deserve his fate.
Ending the 2nd chances of the undead sheerly in the name of self-beneficence seems too selfish for me.
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>>1389322
>barely just entering the bargaining phase of grief
Anon c'mon what's done is done.
Time to move on to bigger, better things.
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>>1389317
Yes? I'm still not entirely sure what's going on and I'm a bit confused as to how it's surviving with the QM writing so little.

Fun so far though I suppose.
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>>1389322
I mean, it's not like he got a second chance form something that wasn't us and then we took it from him.

We raised him to do our biding, and he did that. If you're gonna use that logic, how will we get ANY undead slaves?

And you seem to be forgetting, he WILLINGLY sacrificed himself so that we may continue on. If he wasn't willing then we wouldn't've been able to regenerate our arm.
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>>1389348
>slaves
>Wanting others to serve you against their own will
>Wanting to be a boss, and not a leader

Did he REALLY willingly do so? Or was his will forced by us?
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>>1389348
you mean our finger not the arm? becuse it sacrefised itself for our pinkey the most useless finger?
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WHO'S FUCKING READY TO BECOME AN ELDRITCH HORROR TODAY!
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>>1389353
>Did he REALLY willingly do so?
Yes, he actually willingly did so. Luna said all those who sacrificed themselves were kindred spirits to us. If we murdered a rat and likely anything else by extension then we couldn't sacrifice it because they'd be pissed.
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>>1389353
Well he wasn't saying anything like:
>PISS OFF YOU ANGSTY FUCK!
So I guess not.
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HERE WE GO BOYS
Anon vs the Forces of Furniture!

>You are still Anon
>Current owner of THE BOOK
> Owner, is it? Crass.
>You've had a crazy Friday
>Lost your only friend
>Made a new enemy
>Defeated an old one and savaged his ass about the Uncle Beatings he takes
>Killed a monster thing
>Lost your arm
>Got a sick new, Horror-Hand
>...and you've been pinned by an 857 commercial series School Security door
>Your hand is trapped in the locking mechanism
>Had to use your new liquifiable bones, didn't you?
>Currently the trouble maker kids, trapped in detention are watching you try and escape
>"You ok, Dude?"


>Try and pull your way free with Dex (+2 on Horror Hand)
>Rip the dang door off with Str (+??? on Horror Hand)

>Other
Think of the possibilities

We're gonna get started here and then discuss new roll systems during our first break.
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>>1389357
I'm ready to use the power of music to kill people
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>>1389357
THAT'S THE KIND OF ATTITUDE I WANNA SEE!
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>>1389359
oh. forgot about that part.
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>>1389365
That's fine.
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>>1389362
>Deconstruct arm out of door and reconstruct it again.
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>>1389362
I'm gonna go with what my heart is saying, and that's RIP THE BITCH OFF IT'S HINGES!!!
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we could do the monster snakearm thing and have the hand eat the lock mecanism?
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>>1389372
is it possible that we can have our hand eat the lock QM?
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>>1389370
I got no idea what to do so i'll go with this one.
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>>1389362
Can we please rip the door off its hinges?
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>>1389362
Lets break the door down
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>>1389357
>>1389357

LORE TIME

It was confirmed by previous threads that Anon can play the Sax...

>How much did he practice it?
>What was his response when his dad stole it and sold it?

I adore music. What kind did you play, dear?
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>>1389362
Test out our new horror hand but not strength wise we already know that its roided as all hell, I want to see what magic powers come with it. We're magic the entire damn door off to impress some of the trouble makers for new friends.
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>>1389385
>How much did he practice it?
Whenever his parents were absent, so a fair deal
>What was his response when his dad stole it and sold it?
Incredibly angry, but anon understood that there was nothing he could do in retaliation
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>>1389385

>>1389393
This.
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>>1389385
Also please tell me we get to have a magic saxophone used for either combat purposes or for mind control since anon knows how to play and could (possibly) learn how to infuse it with magic
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>>1389385
Considering we're the master of mostly useless things, I want to say we didn't practice that much but we had a natural talent for it. It gave us somewhere else to retreat to when things were glum. We probably threw an angsty fit and sulked for a week when dad hawked it.

I wanna say we practiced the soundtrack to blade runner.
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>>1389385
>Anon practiced with it every day
>When his father sold his sax, anon cried for 2 days, and then ran away to the Diaz family for 4 days.
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>>1389357
>>1389385
>>1389402
We have to make this happen.
If we do we can become Luna's favorite assassin.
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>>1389405
I agree with this person in terms of saxing.
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>>1389370
This sounds interesting.

While you're at it you can see if you can control the flesh pieces to unlock the door from the inside of it.
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>>1389362
The dice gods tell us to rip off the door.
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>>1389385
Quest I just want to say this is some top quality work with luna's lines plus those songs.

You're a treasure
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>>1389370
>>1389372
>>1389381
>>1389389
Use Flesh Magic to free yourself. Testing the control you have over your new limb.

>>1389384
>>1389383
>>1389371
Rip door down

>You grit your teeth, resisting the urge to yank this stupid hunk of particle board off the wall.
>Before having an outburst, however you calm down
>Silence
>Darkness, fills your head
>No more wild struggles
>Control
>You want CONTROL!
> Excellent

Roll WILL!
d20 +4

Will use the first post that ends in...
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>>1389406
Sure thing, babe
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>>1389385
>How much did he practice it?
all the time in secret that where when Whenever his parents were absent, so a most of the time sometimes weird thing happen when he plays it he played it it and all the beer dispeared into thin air but the can where still there he got beaten up and his sax sold for more beer anon cried for 2 days, and then ran away to the Diaz family for 4 days.
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
rollin
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>>1389409
As much as I'd consider that, I dunno if doing that would just get our fingers lost in the door or not, which is why I wouldn't consider it.

But eh. Why not.
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
Vamos muchachos
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>>1389414
rollin
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1389414
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
Here goes nothin'...
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
>1d20 +4
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>>1389385
>How much did he practice it?
Every day

>What was his response when his dad stole it and sold it?
Furious, wanted to kill him but eventually the hate turned to sadness and we accepted it just like we used to do with everything in life of course now it's a different story


>What kind did you play, dear?
Jazz
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
FREE OURSELVES OF THIS TORMENT
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
Didn't get what I wanted, but this will work out!
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389430
We can still make it guys
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>>1389414
I like this system

trying to draw anon, but I suck at lines
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>>1387071
>>1389431
...I honestly need to stop rolling.
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>>1389414
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>>1389430
I don't know what this is but I'm worried.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
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>>1389414
ROLLING FOR MAGIC
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>>1389414
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huh... I got the roll... and it was a 11 :|
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>>1389437
Oh no
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>>1389445
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Well boys, looks like we're gonna be stuck in the door.

Might as well just tear it down, but even then the door will still be stuck to our arm.
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how do you roll dice?
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>>1389448
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>>1389450
But I'm sure it will make a great shield!
>>1389451
"dice 1d20+4" in this situation.
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>>1389418
anon played all mucik on the sax
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>>1389450
We can just bash it against things until it breaks.

Or just go with what >>1389459 said and use it as a shield.
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dice 1d20+4

>>1389414
I hope this works
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>>1389451
>>1388730 anon's example.
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1389414
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>>1389469
>Im so autistic I don't even know how to roll the dice since I rarely go here and original from /co/
it hurts to be me sometimes
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>>1389430
>>1389430
>>1389430
>>1389430
7! The post ending in 7 shall be our number!

>>1389393
>>1389401
>>1389404
>>1389405
>>1389406
THE LORE IS DECIDED

>Anon loved that Sax
>He wasn't disciplined with it, but played it every day out of pure passion
>His favorite songs to play were...

https://youtu.be/adNWPpAj2wk

https://youtu.be/u92kvmB_6SY

and

https://youtu.be/rw7acr4AJNM (Even though it was meant for Trumpet. Sheet music is sheet music)

>>1389437
11!

>The arm burns when your nerves try to command it
>It swells, spurting shimmery black goo out onto the tile below
>You feel your wrist break itself...then reform into a solid piece of bone
>WHAP!
>You get buffeted by your own shoulder and bicep
>Then lurch forward as the arm rams itself through the locking mechanism!
>BRRACH!
>The door still stands...but there's a hole in it
>A hole with your arm going through it
>Your arm, which ends in the lock
> Which still holds your hand. How tragic.
>The trouble kids lose it
>"DOOOD!"
>"Das is sehr Coocoo! Nein! Neeiin!"
>"You punched Roger!"
>Oh, and you punched the Black kid in the wheelchair
>His name was Roger

>>1389413
Thanks, fren
You make all the magic happen
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Guys. Stop rolling.
>>1389437
Someone already took the 7.
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>>1389437
>>1389437
Es beautiful
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>>1389475
Say sorry to Roger, and after that find the knob and open the door.
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>>1389475
>We've opened the door, but our hand is still stuck in the lock
Locks confirmed to be Anon's kryptonite
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>>1389414
Well shit what do we do now? try and magic the door again or just rip it off entirely? or try and pick the lock with our radical hand
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>>1389475
We need to apologise to Roger.

THEN get the lock off our hand somehow. Maybe need a stick of butter.
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>>1389475
apologize to roger. then magic the lock off our hand. We can't get good at magic if we don't practice it
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>>1389475
>> Which still holds your hand. How tragic.
>>1389487
DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
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>>1389496
>using magic in front of the trouble kids
Anon, please reconsider
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>>1389475
>We punched Stevie Kenarban

A worthy sacrifice to save the detention students.
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>>1389475
so wait, what now????

Like, our arm is still stuck in the door, and we essentially just popped the lock off of the door?

I'm confused.
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>>1389498
>not using magic in front of trouble kids to get them to worship you
Maybe you should reconsider
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>>1389502
Well at the very least it seems like we can open the door so at least there's that.
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>>1389504
>Expecting them not to tell anyone
>expecting Janna not to tell Marco or Star
No, you
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>>1389502
well, we can open the door for them now...
We can also blow the lock on our hand.

"Yeah, sorry. I'm still getting used to this hand... Like spiderman on his first day, you know?"

>>1389507
We have 7-9 months before Star befriends Janna
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>>1389504
Maybe you should consider the fact that if we use magic, there will be little doubt that Star won't hear about it and then confront us about it. Which is a bad thing.

We're already pushing our luck trying to pin this on her while also spin it as a good thing.
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>>1389475
so we have broke the lock mekanisk so we can now open the door and apolagise to rodger and everyone
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>>1389507
>forgot about marco and star
sheeeeit fine we will play it safe
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>>1389509
that a good line "Yeah, sorry. I'm still getting used to this hand... Like spiderman on his first day, you know?" i support thes words and maybye that anon
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>>1389510
Maybe we don't really need to blame her for any of this?

We can just say we just spontaneously got these powers. Lying through omission is considered by many to be technically not lying.
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>>1389509
She still befriends Marco early on
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>>1389475

Essentially >>1389509, except also apologize to Roger.

That, and maybe see to getting help with getting the lock off?
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>>1389528
>"This arm just popped out of nowhere guys!"
>expecting anyone to believe that
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>>1389528
Well, we actually don't have a choice in the matter, because we already admitted to it being Star's fault. But hopefully we also included that we LIKE the arm. Which will help us make "amends" with Star for now.

And even then, randomly getting the powers would just make her super curious about us and she might find out about our powers, or the portal, or Mummy.
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>>1389528
>>1389537
Technically it's indirectly Star's fault because her stealing our only friend led us to getting the Horror Hand through a series of unfortunate events.
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>>1389475
Apologize to Roger.

We're not Star.
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>>1389538
LOOK AWAY, LOOOOK AWAY
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Just realized... If we rose dead a small relatively cute undead, and gave it the order to befriend the Diaz family,we could essentially spy on them.
Just have it act cute. Then at night we get reports on what's going on via a relay messenger.
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>>1389475
>Apologize to roger
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>>1389475
Definitley appologize to roger
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>>1389539
we are not star we feel sorry for people we apologize we dont just say this "its going to go ok" "this is not my problem" we are not a happy go lucky person we don just think everything will solve them self
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>>1389475
Apologize to Roger
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>>1389534
>>1389527
>>1389514
>>1389509
>>1389502
>>1389501
>>1389496

>"S-sorry Roger."
>You get a meek thumbsup from the floor
>At least the door can be opened
>You step back, releasing the chaos that is detention kids
>You're trapped in the door, contemplating your escape when suddenly -pop-
>You are free
>You can use your fingers!
>"Thanks for save, bud."
>Janna twirls a screwdriver in one hand
>Same smug look on her face
>"Whoah! Hey, wait couldn't you have busted out any time!?"
>"Not from the inside. Not without the lock being off the door, muscles."
>She pokes your shoulder, getting a squirm that snaps your fingertips like a whip
>Janna looks visibly pleased at the motion
>"You better be careful with that thing."
>She gets close
>Wayyy too close
>"Could put your eye out."
>She blinks, confused as your monster arm slides her back about four feet
> Personal space, dear
>It then proceeds to turn her around and whip her on the ass
>WHUCRACK!
> Never forget your station.
>"WHOAH!"
>PANIC!
>YOU'VE HIT A GIRL
>YOU HAVE SEXUALLY HIT A GIRL!
>PANIC! ABOUNDS!
> Was the first time you've touched a rump? How scandalous.
>"What the heck, Anon!?"
>You sputter, holding up both hands (although Horror Hand twirls about on your wrist, as if observing the environment)
>"I-I didn't mean that! This is my first day with spook-limbs! Like spiderman! I'm like spiderman in issue 001 of the non-new 52 run!"
>Roger wheels himself out of the classroom, shiner obvious on his face
>"Oh, I loved that one. Where they re-established how much Peter loved photography?"
>"Yeah uh...yeah that."
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>>1389546
I like the way you think
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>>1389546
Kitten. Undead kitten.
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>>1389555
MOM WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>1389559
Shadow Kitten.
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>>1389555
>trips

so our monster arm is also alive... wonderful.
We should let mom know we'll put people in their place for her. Mostly because we evidently know the social norms here better than her.
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>>1389555
>W-want to hold my tentacle?
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>>1389562
No, shadow kitten is for us. We need a pet, if only because of how shitty our home is.
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>>1389563
This. Be nice about it though.
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>>1389559
cute monsters do you have any?
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>>1389555
>Non new-52 Spider-Man
I guess that's technically right.

Let's listen in on Janna's thoughts during this conversation.
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>>1389568
>>1389563
i support this with the Mom talk
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>>1389555
>Spider-Man
>Nu52
I know this is a joke, but it still makes me legitimately angry.
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>>1389572
That sounds like a good idea. I agree with this.
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>>1389572
i support this
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>>1389572
>Not knowing that spiderman is a DC property in Star vs.-verse
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>>1389555
>>1389555
We can heal Roger with our life force, right?
We could swear him to secrecy if we do that for him. That's something he'll keep secret.

Also our arm evidently can be possessed by Luna, because she's observing the environment with it.
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>>1389555
Convince Janna it was an accident and out of your control; be sincere.

Then convince Luna that we'll do the "putting people in their place" by ourselves.
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>>1389580
i support this
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>>1389555
I guess technically this is more like Parasyte. As the arm has a minor will of its own.
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>>1389580
Supporting
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>>1389579
Life-force transfer (blood for blood spell) doesn't heal perfectly though, e.g. the arm.

We have accelerated healing as well, which is different from the blood for blood spell.
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>>1389580
Agree completely with convincing Janna it was an accident/arm moved on its own.

For Luna, we should just ask her to talk with us about something before doing it.

Telling her "we'll put people in their place by ourselves" may seem presumptuous.
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>>1389590
Luna would want that sort of straight forwardness from us, a sort of "I make my own decisions" kind of tone.
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>>1389592
Ditto.

But be nice about it at the same time.
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>>1389555
I think we're gonna have to get rid of "Muscles", before he gets rid of us.
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>>1389555
ask Mom if she controls the arm now?
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>>1389605
The answer is obviously yes.

OP mentioned at one point that the arm is warm, just like how the book is when Mom is talking.
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>>1389560
>>1389563
>>1389574
>>1389579
>>1389590
>>1389592
>>1389594
No need to convince me, dear. Mommy trusts you. Let's just not get in a habit of letting trollops like this think they can put you off your feet.

>"I am legit new and bad at this."
>You state with genuine meaning
>"Yeah, no duh."
>Janna is red as a beet
>Her inner voice creeps out in bursts, sputters and stammers
> "Where did this kid COME from!? I thought he was a wallflower like Alfonzo or Ferg. Maybe Star hit him for a spasm he had or something. He's kinna cute...His arm. I mean. It's cute. S-stupid pink. Stupid fluid motion.
Ow. My ass is gonna be sore a week.

>"See ya, Anon..."
>She starts to make her escape, clearly too off put by the situation to want to continue
>"Hey."
>Or so you thought.
>"Jackie and me were gonna hit the skatepark tomorrow...if you wanna come chill I'll be doing grafitti and cooking hotdogs on a trashfire."
> I knew it.
>"Wha-"
>"See ya!"
>She runs off, slapping the exit sign as she does.
>Roger wheels after her, wincing from the pain in his face.
>"Hey."
>You call out.
>He turns.
>Something gets your attention about his expression
>It's open
>Honest
>Almost soft
>"What were you in here for, anyways?"
>"Bathroom fights."
>He bluntly spurts
>The awkward silence doesn't get a chance to linger
>Roger immediately sets off down the hall, escaping to his weekend
>"I fuckin' won, too."

>You are now the last kid in school

>Your phone goes off

TEXT FROM MOM
>M: Hey, where are you? I made dinner.


What do?
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>>1389618
Looks like Mom's not hungover on Xanax. She's rather reasonable for now.

Text her we're at school and are coming home now. Keep an eye on her for when she decides to dope up.

And plan to visit Jackie and Janna tomorrow.
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>>1389618
run home or take the bus? i dont know how do we normaly go home?
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>>1389618
Dinner would be nice. Let's go home. We've had a long and rough day.
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>>1389621
i support this
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>>1389618
go home
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>>1389618
Go home
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>>1389618
See if your arm can sprout wings or rotary blades and fly you home.
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>>1389618
>and of course we aren't told when it is.

>If there ain't no bus we can take, just walk/run home.
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>>1389618
Sweet, we're clear. Now to grab a human anatomy book from home
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>>1389622

LORE TIME

>Anon's Parents are not nice people
>His mom has a serious pill problem and his dad has mysterious habits bordering on rampant abuse

>How much money do they have?
>What kind of neighborhood does Anon live in?
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>>1389618
Text her back, 'Going to be hanging out with some friends at the skate park. Will be back by sixish. Don't wait up.'

Then go and work dem social links with Janna and Jackie!
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>>1389638
But that's tomorrow....
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>>1389637
Below middle-class. Not poor, but nearing.

Neighborhood is mediocre nearing on dangerous if you go to certain "territories" during the night.
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>>1389637
>How much money do they have.
On paper they're above the poverty level. However with his mothers addictions and fathers vices... They've got enough to occasionally eat and turn the lights on.

>What kind of neighborhood does anon live in?
One that was good twenty years ago and the property values are falling through. It's not safe at night anymore. Give it another five to ten year and it won't be safe in daylight either.
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>>1389637
They are not poor however they are not middle class either because mom's pill adiction is kinda rampant and dads constant abuse does not help either.

They live in a step below your average neighborhood
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>>1389637
I would say low to middle income family, since they can afford the pills and other assorted things. Dad either runs drug money for someone or is in blue collar job that lets him get in contact with some shady folk. Might also just be blue collar worker that has booze problems.

Neighborhood would probably be something that makes you think you're going to need a knife on you, or at least stay in the light areas and avoid the alleyways. Not that much yard space aside from whats right in front of the house because of fences blocking view of other neighbors.

>>1389638
>>1389641
D'oh, my bad misread that, I'm on lunch break atm so kinda rushing.
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>>1389642
>>1389637
I can support this
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>>1389638
Is Friday. Hang out is saturday

>>1389637
Xanax isn't easy to get in amounts that let her do it continuously. We're probably upper middle class. Dad abusive but makes the dosh that lets her feed her habit.

Explains why he isn't around. Affairs+business traveling or just working far from home
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>>1389636
>>1389636
>>1389636

Sorry, folks. Forgot to do the INVENTORY post


INVENTORY

> THE BOOK
>One Human Anatomy book, bloodstained
>Two pencils, sharpened
>Your phone
A piece of shit brick with a touchscreen
>Your clothes and wallet
A Columbine Shooting Jacket and Cargo pants

Your current stats are

WILL +4
Perception +2
Charisma +1
Str -1 (Different with Horror Hand)

Your spells are...

ANIMATE DEAD (Animate tiny dead creatures to do your bidding.)
and
BLOOD FOR BLOOD (A willing sacrifice can restore your health at the cost of their own)
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>>1389644
>>1389642
>>1389646
>>1389647
Seems like we all had about the same idea.
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>>1389650
when are we going to level up that undead ability to actually bring back to life mildly threatening creatures because I want anon to become a lich on steroids
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>>1389637
Lower middle class, I'd say. Without naming figures, I want to say it's enough for food and house and TV, but not enough for pills or mysterious bad habits. That's probably why the pay checks are stretched so thin. Mom and dad are constantly stressed from low money and guilt from their vices, which feeds back into their bad habits, that causes more grief

>>1389638
Supporting this
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>>1389638
this
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>>1389637
>How much money do they have?
Let's say 2x the 2016 poverty threshold for a 3-person household, which is $38,636 per year.

>What kind of neighborhood does Anon live in?
Not a trailer home, but home is still dingy/dirty and a bit lower than middle-class.
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>>1389658
so they are above the poverty level and they spend most of the money on there bad habits/addictions
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>>1389667
forgot to ad the ?
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>>1389667
More like the only reason they're not higher than above-poverty is BECAUSE of the bad habits/addictions.
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>>1389667
Yes, but I'd say they try to prioritize food. They don't purposely spend so much on that stuff but they're definitely not very responsible adults.
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>>1389658
>>1389649
>>1389648
>>1389647
>>1389646
>>1389644
>>1389642
THE LORE IS DECIDED

> A: "Got held up at school. Headed home now"
> M "Ok, sweetie be home safe and get here before dark!"

>Your family moved here when you were born
>Dad had job prospects
>Mom was ready to settle down
>Sure, you weren't in the hills but this is California
>Land of opportunity
>You don't know when things got bad
>You just know something happened to Dad and he lost his job
>Mom started working
>Did really well
>...but this is California
>Land of the free
>Home of the Heroin and speed dealers
>Mom lost her job from not being able to balance the stress and the army of pills she took for that stress
>Your walk home gets dodgy when a group of 20-somethings eye your backpack from their lawn
>When they do you shuffle your coat
>Instantly they find other things to do
>You're a white boy in a coat in the spring, in the hood
>Of course you're strapped
> Clever boy.
>Home at last...
>For what that's worth

>Go inside front door
>Go in the back way to avoid Mom and get to your room

What do?
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>>1389654
that the money is spent most on the parents addictions? and we dont haave money for anything and that we live in a dengerous Neighborhood and makes you think you need a knife and we stay in the light areas and avoid the alleyways
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Pic of Anon's house. Although more overgrown with dirty windows.
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>>1389637
Low to Middle class Income. Neighborhood is a of a similar background, many of which are descendants of Mexican immigrants.
Neighbors, however, have been neutral to nice towards us, in contrast without own parents.
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>>1389676
get to your room, anon needs to masterbate and browse his favorite tibetan basket weaving boards on 4chan
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>>1389676
>Go inside front door
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>>1389676
Hmm.... this decision hinges on one assumption. Will Not Mummy not make to big a deal out of the arm.... I'm gonna assume the worst and go the back way.
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>>1389676
>front door.
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>>1389676
We should probably make sure Mom hasn't overdosed. Up to our room after that.

Time to start learning what this book is really all about.
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>>1389676
>Go inside front door make sure that mom does not die of ODing or over dosing see if there is any food in the fridge or on the table and if dad is home and if he is drunk and we need avoude him
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>>1389676
Might as well face the music hopefully mom hasn't popped her pills again. It's terrible really, when she's off them she's as sweet as can be and is really loving. When the pills come on though she gets either really lazy and sorta whiny like an overgrown child or she just doesn't want to do anything and doesn't respond to damn near anything at all. Thankfully she doesn't drink her pills with booze and the like.
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>>1389676
>>1389691
bacikly this >>1389690 you have my support
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>>1389676
She seems fine now. Go in the front door.
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>>1389684
>>1389688
>>1389690
>>1389691
>>1389698
Guys.

She made dinner.
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>>1389703
what kind of dinner anon?
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>>1389709
I unno. But you say it like she's serving Human Meat or something.

I'm just saying. Eat first, THEN room.

Also hug mom and tell her we love her.
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>>1389709
Microwave Pizza Rolls.
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>>1389709
Sloppy Joes.
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>>1389709
Chicken tendies :^)
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>>1389712
>>1389713
>>1389714
>>1389715

>shit food
Into the backroom we go
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>>1389716
We're below-middle class, not millionaires.
>>
What's for dinner?
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>>1389718
regardless into the backroom we go we gotta learn about the whole book thing and the hole because it's not like we lost our fucking hand just trying to learn about it
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>>1389725
Dinner first. Don't be rude to our mom.
>>
ANNOUNCEMENT

We're nearing the time for our first break which will be from 5:00pm to 6:30pm CENTRAL U.S. time

During that break I suggest healthy shitposting, doodles and discussing our new rolling systems

>Actions are decided by mob rule and support votes
>Sometimes there's limited choices and other times it will be open ended so Anons can get crazy

>QM will roll a d10 when we need to do a roll. Whichever post ends in that number will be the roll we use.


>You pop open the front door
>It's pulled out of your left hand suddenly
>Mom pops out, clearly having been waiting for you
>"There's my little trooper!"
>She's awake
>She's smiling
>She looks like shit...
> This poor woman. Doesn't she know what she's doing to herself?
>You're pretty sure she does
>"C'mon, Anon I made your favorite."
> Meatloaf?
>Yeah, Meatloaf...
> Meatloaf isn't 'anyones' favorite.
>There's some veggies
>Mostly raw
>You can see the instant box still sticking out of the trash that needs to get taken out
>Mom sits down opposite you, pulling back her hair to eat her own plate
>"Mm. Pass the ketchup, please."
>She mutters
>The little clock in the hallway ticks in a grim pace
>Your heart sinks a little
> You shouldn't have to look at this, dear.
>You know...but you don't show a glimmer of sadness
>Sticking your arm, which Mom of course didn't notice deep into your coat you scarf the dinner down
>Meatloaf has a little season salt on it
>Not bad
>Mom asks about school
>You keep her at bay with platitudes
>She asks about the people 'at' school
>Almost as if on cue your phone goes off again

FOUR NEW FRIEND REQUESTS ON HEAD-BOOK

>Justin Armberg wants to be your friend!
>"Hey dude it was AWESOME meeting you today! Freshman year is gonna be SICK if we get to keep tearing it up like this."

>Alfonzo Dolittle wants to be your friend!
>"We met in Science Class"

>Janna Ordonia wants to be your friend!
>"Weird leader this is Romani-Mama repeat weird leader do you read?"

> Star Butterfly wants to be your friend
>"H-Hey, Anon. Marco told me I should try to talk to you about what happened. I'm super sorry."
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>>1389729
if it will speed up the thread faster fine but we I swear to god if we don't get more lore on that book
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>>1389690
And get rid of the non human parts we got thanks to the stupid book or Star will kill us.
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>>1389743
>Tell mom you love her.

>Accept all Friend Requests.
>Except stars.

What exactly happened with Star?
What I got was sort of vague
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>>1389756
She stole our best friend, and then she punched us in the eye. And now she's the antithesis to our form of magic. So she's an inevitable enemy, no matter what we try.
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>>1389756
supporting this
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>>1389756
this
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>>1389760
Right. But why did she punch us in the eye. Like where's the details? Did we cop a feel, did she just appear slug us and then walk out with marco?
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>>1389743
Accept every friend request. And put a witty reply with each of them.

And yes, even accept Stars. We wanna build a fake friendship for now. Or at least a fake understanding. That will help keep her off our backs for now.
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>>1389756
i support this
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>>1389766
>But why did she punch us in the eye. Like where's the details?
>>1386807
>>Then punched you in the eye for making a mean joke you heard on 3spenpai
Our autismo briefly overwhelmed us.
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>>1389743
>accept the friend request
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>>1389743
>Inform mom that the guys are great. Also, we caught a dodgeball in the mouth, which was surprisingly cool.
>Accept all friend requests.

>>1389756
Now now, I say we give her a chance.
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>>1389743
Accept all,even star. We need to delay our confrontation as much as we can.
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>>1389768
This
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>>1389768
Supporting.
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>>1389743
>>1389768
Support.
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>>1389768
moving support to this
>>
"H-Hey, Anon. Marco told me I should try to talk to you about what happened. I'm super sorry." think this is her apology but if we aceppt her reguest we dont need to confront her and we can have a "friendship" just a fake one we still hate her
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>>1389743
Accept all friend requests.
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>>1389790
and how did she stutter in a writen text?
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>>1389790
To be fair, her mind seems a tad childish.

If anything, we should be aiming the hate a bit more at Marco for being a traitor. However, going about this in such an edgy fashion ain't cool, so let's just stick to being a Cool Lich-To-Be.
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>>1389743
Accept all of them.

There's that adage of keeping enemies close.
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>>1389743
>> Star Butterfly wants to be your friend
> >"H-Hey, Anon. Marco told me I should try to talk to you about what happened. I'm super sorry."
Do it. Accept all friend requests.
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>>1389797
She really felt the need to express her anxiety.

>>1389795
Hah-ha. Nice try Alt!Star, but we're not going to forget what happened this easily!
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>>1389800
>Not wanting to be fabulously Evil
Get out, AltStar number 3
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>>1389743
>Accept all Friend Requests.

You know what's worse than having your best friend ditch you?

Stealing his new friend and having her ditch him.
Oh and getting the girl he likes.
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>>1389808
>>1389807
Wait, shit. I mixed up Altx2!Star with Alt!Star. Damn it.
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>>1389743
Accept all friend requests

I have the lowest effort shitposts,
nobody will ever come closer
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>>1389743
>Accept all

Fuck it, might as well.
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>>1389816
No, the first one was altstar
The second one was altaltstar
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>>1389817
Oh come on. Mom isn't pretending to be black too right?
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>>1389817
and to think that young man is going to become a lovecraftian-like monster.
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>>1389743
>Inform mom that the guys are great. Also, we caught a dodgeball in the mouth, which was surprisingly cool.
>Accept all friend requests also star for a "friendship" i mean a fake one dont forget to put a witty reply with each of them.
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>>1389812
If I'm going to be an AltStar, I suggest you dub me "OP is a faggot" AltStar.
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>>1389743
Did she actually stutter in the text?
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>>1389824
We have not confirmed anons mom isn't black.
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>>1389812
>Not being a Fabulously evil lich who's also a pretty cool guy
Plebeian taste my friends.
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>>1389795
>>1389800
>>1389807
>All these Alt Stars in the thread
MEWGGERS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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any minion/pet ideas?
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>>1389813
This guy


He gets it.
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>>1389823
Damn it, my doubt has ruined me!

>>1389829
>3 Alt!Stars.
Well shit, who else is an Alt!Star?

>>1389835
>69 posts
Nice.
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>>1389818
If we end losing more of our humans looks I am out of here. That's a highway to have Star kill us.
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>>1389836
Animals we can find near highways.

Dogs, cats, birds, etc.
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>>1389835
they are MULTYPLYING and i feel little of your pain
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>>1389836
The Shadow Cats.
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>>1389836
small skelital bros
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>>1389836
Shadow cats man
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>>1389839
Well all we have to do is not mess up and it should be A-OK!
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>>1389840
i also mean future experiments, summons ect animals and cratures from other universe and planets
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>>1389836
We've already agreed to Shadow Cats, to contrast Star's Laser Dogs.
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>>1389834
>Not being a pretty cool guy to your friends but a ruthless monster to your enemies
Anon do you even evil
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>>1389856
>tfw no more mini skeleton men to serve you as minions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1389846
i support that
and i think if they grow skin that they like the mesinger from bloodborne those that crawl on you in the beginning?
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>>1389836
>any minion/pet ideas?
>>1389546
>If we rose dead a small relatively cute undead
>Then at night we get reports on what's going on via a relay messenger.
>>1389846
>small skelital bros
>small cute messengers.
We make the Little Ones happen.
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>>1389849
Later. Start off small, then move on up.
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Ok, since no other anon is bringing it up.

We're going to fuck Janna and Jackie, right!?

LIke, we're going to fuck them right!?!??!?!?!?
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>>1389864
Find a small dead cat
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>>1389848
Not mess up...
>We got a frog arm and it was just the second thread.

Yeah we are doomed and the book is both trolling us and setting us to be killed by Star.
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>>1389872
Only if we make royal Mewgger babies with Star.
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>>1389872
We will have them be intrigued by us, then desire us, then have them want nothing but us.

And we will deny them the pleasure.
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>>1389872
We're totally banging Jackie
...don't know about Janna, mami doesn't seem to approve of her
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>>1389873
Find a live cst, you have any idea how many strays are around everywhere?

Totally not aiming for catgirl minions
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>>1389878
We can fuck them all and have babies with star
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>>1389856
i also meant minions or servants
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>>1389885
Shadow catgirl minions
Anon you genius
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>>1389872
So long as it doesn't get in the way of us destroying Star and all who can oppose us, I don't see why not.
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>>1389886
Then it's simple.

We have to become Marco 2.0
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>>1389883
Dude I want to please mummy and everything, but we all read her thoughts when we slapped her ass with our weird nasty lizard frog arm thing.

Please mother, let me enjoy this one simple pleasure.
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>>1389878
Slow down, right now Star will see our frog arm and kills us on sight.

Unless we get Marco to fix the srm by saying the arm was Star's fault? She tends to do stuff like that and sometimes she doesn't notice.
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>>1389864
when you say that i picture this picture ralated then i remember what they are
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>>1389896
You make a fair point
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>>1389898
Why would she kill us on sight because monster arm? That makes no sense. At most she'd just be freaked and start asking questions.

Instant destruction comes when we try to use our dark magic in front of her. Which I hope we don't.
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Are we in a break right now or is OP doing something right now
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>>1389863
They're called the Messengers, also nicknamed as little ones.

>>1389873
>>1389899
>>1389862
Make them all work?
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>>1389836
Shadow cats were brought up.

I also want some bird minions too.
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>>1389903
We just need to hide our powers until we've collected enough energy. We can still fug biddies on the side can't we?
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>>1389839
she is going to kill us or constanly hurt us really badly everyday everytimes she sees us and think we are a monster
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>>1389898
I didn't say right now. Obviously, I feel we should take things slowly.

But end-game? Mewgger grandbabies for mommy.
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>>1389911
No. Fuggin' her gives her ample oppertunity to destroy us.

>>1389912
You do realize we're mostly human and barely monster, right?
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>>1389743
Just throwing this out there:

I like the change. It ain't my idea from >>1387110 , but it beats what we had before.
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>>1389917
Stick in the mud. I feel anon is the ultimate hedonist. What is pleasurable is good. If I die, I'm too dead to care.
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Alright guys, let's leave the our revenge on Marco AND Star on the side for now
(Since some of you seem obsessed with only getting revenge on one of them when they are both at fault)
You filthy friend stealing siren singing magic weilding thread infiltrating universe hoping double mewggers

Let's plan out our Stairway to Heaven:
Phase one: Take over Echo Creek
Phase two: Take over the US
Phase three: Take over the world
Phase four: ????
Phase five: become immortal
Phase six: profit
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>>1389907
we could do that and what is the point of having minions and servans if they dont do anything or we can just have them be our pets and cuddel withh them and did you like the tiny little berry minion? i have a molten metal/rock one here picture related
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>>1389903
Because she was trained since she was a baby to kill monsters? We are facing season one Star, the only reason she is not leaving dead bodies everywhere is because she has no clue about how to use her wand. And even then some of the results are lethal.
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>>1389923
Here's a better idea: Let not, and instead strive to be a goody-two-shoes Lich whose reason for growing stronger is to give more dead a chance at being undead, that they may bring peace and prosperity to the living.

We shall dub it: The Church of the Second Chance.
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>>1389923
We need to get everyone on our side and turn them against star and marco.
We need to make the biddies fall in love with us. Get allies in general really. But fuckin' biddies is the priority.
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>>1389923
Dont forget "take over the multiverse"
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>>1389917
yes i know it just that is going to happen if we start to more become/look like a "Evil" monster that is going to happen and i support you with no fucking star that would be a stupid way to die
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>>1389931
Nice idea to trick people into becoming our slaves, anon!
Genius!
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>>1389931
Why we would be a Litch? Being undead sucks and is cliche as hell!

Let's do biology experiments instead!

Kaiju beat dumbass undead anyday!
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>>1389923
At this point it's less about revenge and more dealing with our current biggest threat. Which is the magical princess across the street. But still revenge.

I would think on there the first phase would be to learn more spells that can benefit us. And before taking over even Echo Creek wee need to deal with the rainbow elephant in the room.

>>1389928
Yes, but she's not a complete retard. She has eyes and can see our HUMAN head! And human everything else except our arm! Even if she does attack us, she'll most likely back off because we're still fresh on the whole "getting punched in the face" thing.
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>>1389899
>>1389925
They're nice, although they look like walking landmines more than pets.

>>1389925
>we could do that and what is the point of having minions and servans if they dont do anything
They don't necessarily have to do anything, just be really good pets that double as informants.
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>>1389941

see >>1389353
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>>1389944
>Kaiju beat dumbass undead anyday!
What about an UNDEAD Kaiju?
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>>1389944
>Not wanting to be the living (err, undead) icon of Necromancy as you grant the willing dead a second chance at life in the name of benefiting the living
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>>1389948
>Not wanting a legion of undead slaves to serve you and your inner circle of friends
Getting sick of your shit altstar number 3
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>>1389768
Yes this is the thing to do, for stars witty one I would say something like, oh it's nothing not every day you get punched in the eye and get a magic arm out of it
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>>1389952
it would get eaten up by small abominations
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>>1389971
No, we didn't get the arm from the punch, we got it from Star absent mindedly casting a spell. Like when she was melting over Oscar or something. And she didn't notice giving us a demon arm.
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>>1389971
i support this now we have a backstory for the arm and we can say that we love this awsome arm
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>>1389923
Immortality should be out first goal IMO.

Once we're sufficiently powerful, then we can exert our power.

Alternatively if anon can find a way to get more intel on the world around him, he might not have to worry about defense so much.
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>>1389960
>Not wanting to have an army of monster that dol not share the same weakness like undead do.
>Not wanting to make Catgirls and atractive monster girls.
>Not wanting to make our own harem and improve our body to be a god instead of a loser with a weakpoint that instantly destroys him.
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>>1389964
>Really wanting to be evil this badly
You're not the only one getting sick of someone's shit.

On an semi-unrelated note:
>>1389971
Supporting this.
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>>1389971
this
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>>1389971
Gonna have to support this
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>>1389972
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS????
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>>1389983
you mean real catgirls and not just human with cat ears on there head andd still have human ears or just cat ears and both with or wihout tail?
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>>1389983
>Wanting to take cutie patootie Has-The-Same-Eyes-As-Mommy Shadow Cats and make them into Furries

MODS
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>>1389983
and there are Catgirls and atractive monster girls in other dimensions
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>>1389983
instead of becoming a lich or kaiju creator instead let's become a reality warper. Warping reality, hypnosis illusions, altering physical and magical objects and more hypnosis
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>>1386807
Hey GM since our roll sucks can we just go "First roll wins it all?" As in, only the first roll counts?
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>>1390007
We could make a few hypnotoad girls...
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>>1389995
i dont know?
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>>1390002
>MODS
It's okay, there's no smut yet. We're still Blue Board.
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Why can't our plans be relatively simple, like getting a bigger dick or something.
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>>1390010
Have you not been paying attention at all?
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>>1390018
We're Anon, remember? He's too greentext autistic to aim small. Plus Luna's watching over us and all.
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>>1390017
I'm just saying, because last time someone talked about making the cats anthro, they started posting Cat Art, with a couple of them being Dangerously Furfaggy. Only reason I didn't report ALL of them is that some of them were actually cartoonish, and I don't know if cartoonish stuff is technically legal here or not.
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>>1390018
we could do that? but erectile disfunction we coul have axedentaly created a new STD we could become infertile our dick could ezplode like a hotdog in microoven?
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>>1390030
i did not actualy know about the furry rule and i thought that the realistic cat antros where funny it like that dog on the sexy human body butt with fur it begins 0:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s9-qP7_Q1E
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>>1390040
>Not reading any of the rules before posting

I smell a Newfag.
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can someone think of minion ideas? but with picture like a picture dump
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>>1390055
gtfo with this Mushroom shit.

We deal with Creatures, not Plants/Fungi. We're gonna do Shadow Cats, and Skeletons-In-General.
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>>1390055
we can grow this
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>>1390072
Are ghosts on the table?
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>>1390076
dragonfly
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>>1390072
one word fleshcrafting
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>>1390077
you decide they dont decide over you
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>>1390050
Most likely.

>>1390030
>Only reason I didn't report ALL of them is that some of them were actually cartoonish, and I don't know if cartoonish stuff is technically legal here or not.
I'd imagine the mods' primary concern are whether it breaks the NSFW rule and other major global rules or not.
>>1390030
>I don't know if cartoonish stuff is technically legal here or not.
I'd imagine there's cases where it works so long as it's on-topic, tasteful (not memes), and it's kept to SFW standards, not borderline NSFW. Getting all 3 criteria fulfilled is rather difficult though, so it'd probably look like a children's cartoon level of anthro, like Tom and Jerry or the Pink Panther level of personified animals.
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>>1390080
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>>1390077
Firstly: Is a ghost "tiny dead creatures" as is defined by >>1386832 ?

Secondly, I hope you're not implying we mind-slave spirits, because that is immoral.

>>1390089
Fungal-Autismo NewFag,
You are really concerning.
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>>1390072
Skeletons are for losers. They are losers because they died once already.

Come on, who doesn't want to create thrir own biological monster army?
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>>1390101
those wher just the picture that i posted then and that plant thing with the teeth whas the only picture that i could use to describe the arm
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>>1390113
Someone that wants to give the dead a second chance at self-redemption, or just a second chance in general to do good for the living?

We got Necromancy, let's go all the way with it.
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>>1390101
Firstly: A ghost could be considered as a "tiny dead creature", just incorporeal.

Secondly: No, but aren't we already sort of doing that with necromancy anyway? Just generally more willful on the slave part when we do it?
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>>1389986
Ya don't like evil, aye?
Well I just stole candy from a baby,
Wadda' ya think a' THAT ya
FREIND STEALIN' MAGIC WEILDIN' SIREN SINGIN' UNIVERSR HOPPIN' MATH FAILIN' BLUE BLOODED LIZARD FEARIN' THREAD SNEAKIN' MEXICAN LOVIN' GOODY TWO SHOES NARWHAL BLASTIN' CANINE LOVIN' BOUNCE LOUNGIN' WAIFU BAITIN' SHITPOSTIN' DEVIL HORNED MAMI HATIN' BIRD BULLYIN' VALENTINE CHEEKED BUG EYED TRIPLE MEWGGER
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>can read our thoughts
>no longer have true control over your own arm
>came from a horrible rotting world
Why do we still trust her?
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>>1390100
undead slime? or slime with bones/skeleton and organs
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>>1390125
See >>1390124
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>>1390125
Because we're getting cool shit from her. Also, she's been rather nice. She's done nothing but help us. Worst thing she's done is just not tell us about a bad thing.
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>>1390101
>immoral
Isn't our mentor the woman who literally brought ruin to her world? Like >>1390125 anon said
>>came from a horrible rotting world
I don't really know what you're expecting with her around.
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>>1390138
>>1390125
She definetly wants to use us, this isn't all out of good will. What do we think her endgame is?
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>>1390127
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>>1390137
Didn't Scotsman become one of Jack's greatest allies?
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>>1390151
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>>1390143
Either to train us to finish what she's started but couldn't finish, on account of her being just a voice in our heads.

Or to bring her back to life.

Or she's doing it for the fun of things.

Or something in between.
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>>1390152
>applying logic to a shitpost
Altstar pls
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>>1390152
Seems so.
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>>1390152
your point? altStar them just acted like the scotman they are not the scotman from samurai jack you smug stupid moron and are you applying logic to a shitpost?
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>>1390125
>>1390152
Hey wait a second, are you AltStar#4?.
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>>1390167
i like the picture he is my third favorite character in samurai jack
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>>1390179
No, that's altstar 1 using a different IP address
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>>1390179
I was the one making those super faggy roleplay posts in the previous thread. Categorize me as you will.
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>>1390185
The Scotsman is just your 3rd!?!
Bump that up to number 1, bucko!

>literally machine gun foot
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>>1390186
do you think all these altstar are the same person?
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>>1390194
i started to think he is my favorite and ako is second and jack third
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>>1390156
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>>1390211
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>>1390195
I can confirm that us AltStars are not the same person.

Besides: I'm the only one here that literally has Asperger's.
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>>1390101
>Fungal-Autismo NewFag,
He likely came from Myconid Leader Quest.
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>>1390221
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>>1390227

>>1389836
>>1390055
>>1390076
Hm. What makes you think that?
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>>1390227
no i came into it
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>>1389925
>>1389972
>>1390015
>>1390055
>>1390076
>>1390080
>>1390100
>>1390127
>>1390151
>>1390156
>>1390211
>>1390221
>>1390229
>>1390238
Anon.
Fucking.
Stop.
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Let's check what kind of spells mami can teach before we go making any plans for potential minions
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>>1390227
what if i like them becuse they are easy to grow just dump spores in a literal shit pile and think of all the shroom jokes and puns we can make i though anon liked those?
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>>1390256
yes and all those picture where for potential future minions
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OP THE BREAK'S OVER AND I WANT TO BECOME A FUCKING ELDRITCH HORROR SO LET'S CONTINUE
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>>1390243
It only took 2 hours for all these posts to come through.

>>1390258
Too many minion posts right now. We haven't even begun and are still limited to 2 beginner posts. This is the sort of stuff that an advanced biomancer would do.
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>>1390229
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>>1390267
I read that in Starscream's voice
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>>1390271
me too
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>>1390270
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>>1390270
WHAT THE FUCK DO ELEMENTALS HAVE TO DO WITH NECROMANCY!?!?!?
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>its passed break and OP is still not posting about the quest
OP YOU HAVE 10 MORE MINUTES BEFORE I BLOW THIS THREAD SKY HIGH
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>>1390270
>>1390284
Bro, too many minion posts. We're still a beginner necromancer. We literally started yesterday to my memory.
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>>1390267
WE LIVE, BABY OO ANON WHAT IS YOU DOIN!?


>You've only gotten three friend requests in your whole life
>Your mom
>Your dog (who's page was run by your mom before he died)
>Yourself....
> You poor thing.
>Now you've got nearly a half dozen!
>Woo!
>You hit accept so fast your thumb gets whiplash
>"School's alright, Mom. Just school. I'm uh...I'm making friends."
>Mom drops her fork
>"What!?"
>"I'm making...friends?"
>"What are their names!?"
>"Uh...Mom. C'mon don't make a big deal out of thi-"
>Mom is making a huge heckin' deal out of this
>She's in a tizzy
>Talking about sleep overs and 'guy nights'
>About dates and proms
> She'll be on that couch passed out in a hour
>You know...
>So you clean off your plate and zip up to your room
>Boot up your craptop and get to accepting some friendships

>Justin and Anon are now friends!
>You send him a sports-ball meme
>He responds with thumbs and Grinding every day

>Alfonzo and Anon are now friends!
>"You ever think how your name is the fusion of a mysterious Blue Alien and another Alien that eats cats?"

>Anon and Janna are now friends!
>"Sorry about your ass."
>"S'cool. She was asking for it."

>Anon and Star Butterfly are now friends!
> Say nothing. She hasn't earned forgiveness.

>Do you message Star?
Y?
N?
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>>1390304
Might as well say something and form a "friendship" until the time is right
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>>1390291
>You will never be an edgy autistic necromancer
>you will never get a monster arm
>you will never join COBRA
>you will never rule the world with Mami
Whats the point.
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>>1390269
2 hours? and what about the small berry thing and i whas mostly potential future minions and do you think we can do this? picture related
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>>1390304
Y.
Only to say that we should talk at a later date in person, not online.

I don't think we can really hash anything out online with Star.
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>>1390304
Send a picture of our arm and ask her if she did this to us
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>>1390311
ANON WE HAVE AUTISTIC IMAGINATION, THE PUREST FORM OF IMAGINATION IF ANYTHING WE CAN FORM THE WORLD IF ONLY WE DID NOT DROP OUR SPAGHETTI EVERTIME WE TALK TO SOMEONE
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>>1390309
This
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>>1390304
"On the one hand: You make a good point."
>Respond anyway.

>>1390312
Someone please tell me this NewFag is breaking some rule. Like Global Rule #6?

>>1390315
I'm up for this.
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>>1390304
>> Say nothing. She hasn't earned forgiveness.
Nah, we have an opportunity with this.
>>1390309
3rd.

>>1390312
Currently our abilities are raise tiny undead, not biomance tiny creations. So no.
If you meant potential future minions you might've wanted to limit it to within the scope of what might be within the near future.
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>>1390315
This
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>>1390321
>Someone please tell me this NewFag is breaking some rule. Like Global Rule #6?
No. He was close to breaking one though.
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>>1390304
N

In all honesty, the posters in this quest need to cool it down. We're burning through these threads way too fast for this extremely slow board.
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>>1390315
i support this and can we make it as creepy possible?
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>>1390330
what rule?
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>>1390315
Just send the picture and ask "What did you do to my arm?"
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>>1390304
>"Yeah,she hasn't,but..."
Y.
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>>1390342
I say go with my one. Mine would imply a joke, with it being that we'd say "On the other hand...", but we don't have our old hand anymore.
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>>1390304
Actually...

Get back to Mom. Let her know their names but don't show the pages so she doesn't obsessively swamp them with messages or something.

Make her feel happy. Maybe we can get her off the Xanax.
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>>1390304
Also, I get the reference. :)
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>>1390337
>what rule?
Well, one or two possibly:
https://www.4chan.org/rules
Rule #10. There was a significant delay in your posts, but you were close to just flooding the thread with a bunch of images that were starting to go off-topic. Also close to starting to be a bunch of visual shitpost if you didn't stop posting them once it no longer became relevant for what >>1390321 was hoping for.
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>>1390304
Let's message Star. I kinda wanna get over our hatred of her so that she has less influence over us and our actions.
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>>1390284
If the book and Luna are as closely linked to Eclipsa as Quest suggest they are, then it's not only about Necromancy, but other "dark" magics.
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>>1390351
then let's get back on topic and answer >>1390304
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>>1390304
i change my support from this >>1390315 to this >>1390341
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>>1390304
>>1390315
Send a picture of our arm. Ask her about it.
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>>1390309
>>1390311
>>1390313
>>1390321
>>1390315
>>1390327
Siempre ten cuidado con este mundo, hija mía. Te lastimó una vez por su orgullo egoísta. Ella lo hará de nuevo.

>You pause
>Considering what to send
>Being a reasonable sort you pop open a tab on 3senpai
>Several Trap threads and some thread about Godzilla monsters being dank as hell
>They ARE dank as hell but that won't help you now
>Shaking off your trepidation you set to tacking all over your keyboard
>A: "If we talk we shouldn't talk over HB."
>You snap a quick pic of your arm
>Sent
>Seen 4:55 pm
>A: "Especially since I think your magic did something weird to me."
>STAR IS TYPING
>S: "OH MY MEWNI WH- I DID THAT!? WITH MY FIST!? I DIDN'T THINK I HAD MAGIC FISTS!!? I am SOOOO SOSOSOSOSO SORRY, ANON! PLEASE! LET ME HELP YOU MARCO HAS A BIKE WE CAN COME OVER RIGHT NOW!"
>Picture message recieved
>S: "I HAVE A BOOK WITH ALL SORTS OF SPELLS IN IT! I could look something up right away!"

Glossaryk? Is that where you ended up? Tut, tut. You silly little drifter.
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>>1390304
'Yeah, so, the punch thing wasn't cool. That being said I dunno if you used magic for your punch cuz my black eye is gone now and now I've got this wicked cool arm so I guess you can say you've 'disarmed' my anger a bit. Not worry I bet you can lend a 'hand' to us for a favor or two. Though give Marco 'high five' fRon us for getting you to apologize'

The arm puns we must make them Anon
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>>1390350
Special post just for you, brother.
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>>1390359
I know spying magic is definitely one of them, but anything on construction?

Most likely the "dark magic" is just with dead items than making living beings out of any material. That sounds more like regular or "good magic".

If we can construct our own creature, then we can give it a higher intelligence than the skeletal and undead constructs, possibly its own "being". That will definitely be helpful.
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>>1390375
i super support this
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>>1390375
>>1390367
Aw damn my post didn't get thru, can we at least work my passage for this one then since we don't need star coming over to help we will just play it cool as a neat perk we got for the roughed up Ness we got into
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>>1390367
I can't speak spanish. What is op gibberishing about?
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>>1390367
Hmm... Accept her request for now.

Let's ask Luna if there's anything we can do to take advantage of when she drops by. Steal a glance at the book and learn magic from it? Take hair from her? Etc.

And tell Mom we're having "friends" over. She'll be ecstatic. We can probably help make Mom better if we show Anon himself is doing good.
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>>1390367
ASK LUNA WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT.
WHY IS GLOSSARYK?
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>>1390375
>The arm puns we must make them Anon
Make a bunch of puns? I'm in. This will be our start of darkness.
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>>1390367
test star to come over and pick you up. Anon is about to go on a wild ride
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>>1390367
"No thanks"
I kinda wanna keep the arm.
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>>1390392
Oh, and HIDE THE FUCKING BOOK

Don't hide it in Anon's room when she comes over. Too obvious. Hide it someplace like the basement, if you have one, or somewhere completely different that no one will look at in the moment.

Maybe the kitchen in one of the cupboards that Mom never ever uses.
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>>1390394
>WHY
Who. Who is Glossaryk.

We might now, but Anon doesn't.

>>1390367
PS: ALso, tell Star we'll see her at school.
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>>1390375
THIS.

Also, in due time: "Any friend of Marco's, is a friend of mine. :)"
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>>1390405
Maybe we could hide it inside our mattress?
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>>1390396
Do you think mewnees are allergic to pun based humor?
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>>1390367
>"Woah, hey you don't need to do that and it wasn't from you punching me. You actually accidentally blasted it a few months back and I guess it got triggered today maybe??? I don't really know anything about this magic stuff. Anyway, I'm cool with it for now. It doesn't hurt or anything and it's a lot stronger than my normal arm armed bends around in cool ways."
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>>1390412
If we could weaponize it then it'd be *fantastic.*
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>>1390413
this
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>>1390413
i support this
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>>1390405
We have an abusive dad and a mom that might steal from us to feed her habit.

You best believe we've got good hiding places.

Additionally, befriending star and having the arm could make us viable for adventuring with her. She'd think our power is our arm.
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>>1390410

>>1390413
Changing my support to this.
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>>1390421
>She'd think our power is our arm.
Not in our puns?
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>>1390421
in the mattress?
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>>1390424
What it was arm based pun humor that is our power?
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>>1390413
This but with arm puns
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>>1390424
Punnery is an important skill for any adventurer to have. But you can't get the opportunity to make puns without being able to wreck physically too.
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Guys, if we want a crack at Star's magic book, now's a good opportunity.

Asking her to drop by school instead means we can't get a look at what kinda heat she's packing. We willing to let this go by?
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>>1390367
We should get a afterschool job. It seems we could really use the money.
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>>1390445
sound like a good idea
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>>1390445
>afterschool job
>in Middle School
lolwat
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>>1390439
>Luna and Glossaryck know each other
>wanting Luna and Glossaryck to meet this soon while in the presence of Star and Marco
It's way too early for that.
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>>1390431
What else would be kryptonite to anything that could comprehend it? If we level it up enough, we could even make puns that man was not meant to have heard.

>>1390435
Does it work if we're the ones being wrecked?
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>>1390439
No.

No.

No.

STOP METAGAMING..
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW SUCH A BOOK EXISTS.
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>>1390452
Is Anon old enough for a job?
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>>1390455
We the anons do, Anon doesn't. Luna can tell which one's talking.
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>>1390452
anon is poor and nearly all the money goes to his parents adictions he need spending money
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>>1390455
I mean, now we do. Still think trying to take the book this early on is a bad idea. >>1390452
Aren't they high schoolers? I worked at a family friend's deli for a while.
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>>1390458
Anon is 14.
He can't legally work
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>>1390455
Yes, please.

Besides, I haven't seen pretty much any of the episodes except for the first one. If I'm gonna be spoiled, I'd like to be spoiled at a decent pace.
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>>1390367
Tell her it's fine, we like it. We've even made some new friends with it. So it's cool. No need to come over and investigate the arm further. Because that might lead to some bad results.
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>>1390467
you can "help" and get money when i whas 12
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>>1390467
>>1390478
You mean do odd jobs?
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Or you know we can exort school bullies for money
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>>1390478
Plus considering our situation, many small shops would be willing to put us to work.

And have them say our pay is lower to our parent, so when they inevitably ask for our money, we don't lose all of it.
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>>1390465
Well I ain't no rocket scientist, but it was Star's 14th birthday when she entered the human school, and Middle School is the place for people between 11-14. So this is either 8th Grade or 9th, but 9th grade would mean that she turned 14 on literally the First Day of School.
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Phone test post. Ignore me, boys.
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>>1390489
This is highschool freshman year. Even the message the jock sent us says so
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>>1390491
No
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>>1390413
this
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>>1390491
>>1390500
What you're asking of us is an impossible proposition.
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>>1390367
>>S: "I HAVE A BOOK WITH ALL SORTS OF SPELLS IN IT! I could look something up right away!"

NO We don't want star snooping near us, do we?!

We should tell her it's all good and you like the arm.

Seriously wouldn't she know like right away our arm is of the evil variety?
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>>1390367
>>1390367

>A: "Alright first of all no."
>S: "No???"
>A: "Do NOT come to my house. You are not welcome at my house."
>S: "Anon I said I was sorry..."
>A: "Listen. The punch thing wasn't cool. I know I was being kind of a dick but it was just a joke. YOU took it somewhere physical which in our world is real shitty. Guys aren't allowed to hit back against girls. Your punch also didn't do this to me. You blasted me when you were fighting those weirdos that are always after your magic dildo."
>S: "O-Oh..."
>A: "I'll see you at school...don't worry. I'm not hurting or anything anymore. You've got me up in ARMS but it's nothing a little HANDYwork can't maintain. Give Marco a High-five for me...since he made you slow down and think about your ass-backward nonsense for a minute."
>S: "Was that a joke or are you just mad? Anon?"
>A: "See you at school."


You slap the computer shut with a huff.

>That's when you hear it.
>WHUMP!
>Downstairs. A car door just slammed.
>You peek out the blinds and see a black sedan with gold trim.
>Your chest goes hollow.


>Your dad is home.
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>>1390527
support and you should know her naivity
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>>1390455
We don't know of Glossaryck, but Star just said she has a magic book.
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>>1390543
Can we read his thoughts from this distance? Or do we have to be face to face?

Avoid him for now. Try not to listen to him abuse Mom.

Speak to Luna for comfort.
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>>1390551
and gloserick from book mom
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>>1390543
>Your dad is home.

IT BEGINS
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>>1390551
Well technically, we do know OF Glossaryck, since Luna mentioned him once. We just don't know what Glossaryck is. At all.
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>>1390561
>>1390564
IT BEGINS!

Fuck trying to avoid him, let's A R M his asshole if he fucks with us.
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>>1390543
Qm can you explane about dad?
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>>1390543
TIME TO OPEN THE CRAPTOP AGAIN AND ASK HER TO COME OVER OR IF WE CAN GO OVER

Also mind scan dad if we can
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>>1390543
>>Your chest goes hollow.
>>Your dad is home.
>>1390564
Wait, shit. What happens when Dad comes home?
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>>1390543
>dad's home
BRING OUT THE BLOOD MAGIC ANON CAUSE WE BOUT TO SKIN A BITCH TONIGHT
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>>1390572
Fuck it, A R M him if he fucks with Mom.

What's he gonna do, tell the cops his 14 year old son beat the shit out of him?
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>>1390543
I agree with >>1390561 let's try talking to Mummy to drown out the world for now.
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>>1390574
He's an abusive faggot that isn't afraid of stealing our shit in order to sell said stuff for drug money.

What's more to tell?
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>pic related
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>>1390580
>>1390543
>>1390588
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>>1390543
where can we hide?
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>>1390596
NIGGA WE HAVE A MONSTER ARM! LET'S FUCK HIS SHIT UP!!!!
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>>1390543
>Talk to Mommy about dad.
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>>1390596
Ask Luna for a portal to get the fuck out of dodge?
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>>1390600
>>1390601
i support these
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>>1390551
>>1390568
Reminder that we are not Anon. We are a nebulous force of wills that guides Anon on what to do. While Luna can speak with and more directly influence the world, we ultimately decide on what course of action he takes, and can directly choose what certain portions of his past is like.
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>>1390588
I mean this really puts our rage into perspective.

Marco has to know on some level we're in a shit situation. Maybe not the details, just that life sucks. AND now he's so caught up in Star's adventures, we were gonna be left to this BS without anyone to depend on.

But I guess that also explains why we were able to be more reckless when he stopped being there.
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>>1390574

>Your mom used to be an angel of a woman
>Super busy
>Attentive
>Successful
>Dad lost his job shortly after you were born and...
>He resented her
>So, one night he came home super trashed
>Beat her until she couldn't move
>Beat you for crying
>Went missing for three months
>Mom was so messed up after that
>The painkillers the docs prescribed changed her
>She couldn't be without them
>It was so bad she took dad back right away
>All the medical debt, the embarassment from her parents about losing the marriage
>He's drifted in and out of your life ever since
>He stole your Saxophone when you turned 13 to get you a bike
>You don't like bikes
>The bike cost less than half what your Sax was worth
>When you were eight he knocked you out with a step ladder for grabbing his Jack Daniels bottle
>He's hugged you a total of twice in your living memory
>The second time he used the opportunity to choke you for calling him a bastard
>He is a bastard
>He has been missing for three weeks but rent is due
>So here he is
>Securing his place to sleep between whatever adventures he goes on


>That. Is your dad.
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>>1390609
KILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATINGKILL DAD WITH BLOOD MAGIC, AND EYE FOR AN EYE A BEATING FOR A BEATING
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>>1390609
So, -
>>1390616
That was fast.
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>>1390609
Fuck his shit up.

Wait for him to make a move on Mom / Anon, then fuck him up.

Ask Luna for advice or additional spells to further fuck him up. No one fucks with our saxophone.
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>>1390609
TIME TO HIDE THE CRAPTOP
And our phone. And anything of value under the floor boards and in the matress.

Maybe keep some stuff out so he doesn't get mad there's nothing.
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can we shapeshift our arm into a stabbing thing can we just fuse our finger together and sharpen the egges? so that we aare prepered to kill him if we need to
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>>1390619
Aren't we supposed to be on the DL though?
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>>1390609
Calm down,control yourselves guys!
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>>1390609
We could raise dead the rats in the house. Get them to spell get out before jumping at him.
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>>1390619
i support this
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>>1390609
>Play it cool anyways. But do try some Mind-Reading shenanigans.
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>>1390627
It's not like he's the talk of the town or a big influence on people.

No one will turn their nose to him if he gets fucked up by his son.
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>>1390619
This.

We will exact our justice anon him.
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Wait.

What if we forcibly bring him to THE HOLE?

Knock him out, drag him there, throw him there and let whatever's there sort it out? Then resurrect his mangled corpse?

Extreme edge option, but an option nonetheless.
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>>1390638
I think some people will notice the fact that his son is doing fucking demon magic to fuck his shit up! And I thought we were going to keep our dark magics on the DL as much as possible so that everyone wouldn't figure out about it, and by logic STAR wouldn't find out about it and wreak our shit!

But I guess everyone's projection is too strong for logic.
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>>1390647
I like edgy option!

MWHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>1390647
But how would we pay rent for our house?
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>>1390647
Cont.

No one will hear of it. No waves will be made if he dies in there.

Mom will just believe he ran out on her again.

And we can exact our edgy fantasy revenge on him for all of the shit he put us and Mom up to.
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>>1390616
>>1390619
>>1390647
>>1390641
>>1390641
>>1390609
Alright people, calm the fuck down first.
Lets see what happens first before we react impulsively and lose control.!

>>1390629
THIS.
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>>1390651
THIS. CALM THE FUCK DOWN GUYS YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING.
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>>1390654
Try to convince Mom to pick up a job possibly.

Really any option's good, because relying on abusive-Dad is a completely shitty option.
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>>1390651
If we only use our arm, we'll be fine.

We could raise dead covertly and use the undead rats to scare him out. Wouldn't be linked to us.
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>>1390654
the only reson he is alive is so that he can pay for a tiny part of the rent but it not a good reason drug mom can not pay for all the rent
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>>1390658
Fine let's ask mum (the demonic witch lady) what to do since she knows what she's doing. I hope
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>>1390669
OK, if we actually use a bit of logic and reason to PLAN out a way to get revenge on father, I'd be up for it 100%!

What I'm not up for is fucking everything up and going balls to the walls with everything we've got and can get! Because that's retarded!
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>>1390658
Agreed, we should wait for now, but if push comes to shove, I say we try to sneak him to THE HOLE.

Quick, clean, straight to the point, like a shady pig farm with starved pigs. No one will find the body.

It is EXTREME EDGE, but it will put a stop to his bullshit.

But let's quietly wait.
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>>1390671
>tiny part
It is confirmed that Mom does jack shit, and Dad is the one making all the money.
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>>1390609
>>1390616
>>1390647
Suck it up for now and play the long game. We're only going to get stronger from here. There's no reason to reveal ourselves now for petty revenge when it risks all our other plans.
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>>1390669
sound like a good idea i support this
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>>1390680
Can we use our time to NOT do just nothing, and actually do something like reading our parents' minds?
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>>1390698
Reading minds is good. That's not retarded like obvious that will spread like wild fire if a peep about it gets out.
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>>1390561
>>1390564
>>1390578
>>1390585
>>1390596
>>1390599
>>1390600
>>1390601
>>1390603
>>1390606
>>1390621
>>1390619
>>1390618

THE THREAD UNIFIES IN GLORIOUS FASHION


>Your thoughts race
>A million questions
>Even more doubts and fears
>You don't freeze however
>Waiting leaves time for him to take action
>You snatch up everything in your room
>The Craptop
>Your anatomy book
>Even your phone
>You lift off the bookshelf you have in your room
>Everything on it was glued down for this purpose
>A HOLE rests behind it
> Seems you have a history with gaping tunnels, my dear
>You hiccup in an almost laugh, cry, gag
> You've been so strong.
> Today. Every day you've faced with the dignity of a king.
> Don't be afraid. Keep me with you.
> Don't you remember, little one?
We are not victims of this world.

> I will NEVER let him hurt you again.
>That's when the door flies open.
>You turn, your horror arm dragging the bookshelf back into place as you do.
>Thanks, muscles
>There he stands, fidgety as ever
>He's never angry at first
>Except when he is
>Probably wanted to come up and corner you before he dealt with Mom.
> "Hey bud."
>He pops out.
>"Mom told me you wanted to throw a party or somethin? Didn't think to ask about that?"
>Anger grips you.
>He always does this.
>Half-truths and accusations.
> It's a sign of insecurity, dear. He needs you to be defensive or he's afraid.
> He SHOULD be afraid.
>Luna's words calm you down
>Her fearlessness seems to radiate through you
>Even dad's normally implacabble expectant face falters
>"Hello? You not gonna say anything to me?"
>Your arm is tingling
>The air is still in your throat


What. Do you...do?
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>>1390704
Call him a failure and tell him to fuck off.

Alternatively

>REEEEEEEE
>attack
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>>1390704
Where were you seems like a fair enough question.
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>>1390704
Respond with serenity.
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>>1390704
>>"Mom told me you wanted to throw a party or somethin? Didn't think to ask about that?"
Er.. UGH.

If we tell him we know nothing about parties, he'll go after mother.

If we say we do he's going to go after is.

>>1390712
>>1390713
Avoiding the topic is only going to anger him.
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>>1390713
+1
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>>1390713
I figured you were busy
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If he comes at us kick his ass! Mother will protect us!
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>>1390713
Yes, and say it calmly.

No anger, no resentment, no falter in Anon's voice.
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>>1390713
this and if he attacks us we break his fat little face
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>>1390704
>Inform him that if anything, there's more like a hangout that's gonna happen tomorrow at that one skatepark.
>Respectfully ask where he's been.

Let's TRY to un-divide this family, please.
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>>1390713
Yeah lets kill him with guilt instead of fists
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>>1390731
>Let's try to un-divide this family

What is wrong with you?
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>>1390733
Those are the most sensible fucking words spoken in this thread all day!
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>>1390733
>>1390713
>>1390720
>>1390725
>>1390725
>>1390730
Avoiding his question and interrogating him is only going to anger him.
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>>1390704
Make sure muscles doesnt act on his own.
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>>1390713
This.

Fucking up now probably means Luna will splatter him across the wall with our monster arm. Let's try to avoid killing him in our room.
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>>1390737
and if he attacks us that is why we have a demon arm
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growl and say "No" before that make our into this beast >>1389372 but more disgusting and scary we can scare him away or kill him with it or we can just do a hand blade or lower arm sword to kill him just a suggestion. and for somereason i cant remove picture just replace?
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>>1390737
This guy is actually right. Any turning off this question WILL result in anger.
Mind read first off.

More importantly, just that we told mom we were going to hang with friends tomorrow so she wouldn't think we were a loser.

It's likely any response will just piss him off.
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>>1390734
>Let's agitate father so we have an excuse to kill him in front of our mother, and potentially inform the town that we're some demonic murderer, and therefore lose all friendships borderline immediately.

Who are you to ask me that???
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We still need Dad to pay the rent, yes?
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>>1390731
i support this so that he have no reason to hurt us
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>>1390760
What world are you from that we should try to "Lessen the divide."

The father is human garbage. If anything he should get gone as soon as possible. We don't need to kill him but he certainly doesn't need to be here. He's a monster. More so than the thing attached to our arm.
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We need to mind read and properly come up with a way to come him down. Obvously we can't kill him.
That comes later
So we need to just play it cool even if it mean mabye taking some abuse.
we need Dad to pay the rent, and that's all. Seriously guys let's mind read!
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>>1390769
yes
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>>1390753
We don't have those skills man. Arm regrowth took a lot of energy. And a lot of its ability is LUNA assisting.

And we can raise dead things, not create new beasts.

At best we can have our arm "fall apart" from his beating to freak him out.

Killing him in the house will scar mom for life.
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>>1390780
this, so that we can know what we're getting into
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>>1390780
i support this
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>>1390780
this
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>>1390774
On the Monster Hand: Yes, he's garbage.

On the other hand: If we can somehow work out a PEACEFUL way to make father not a dick, as well as figure out how to make mom not a drug addict, that would be pretty epic.
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>>1390783
>>1390769
>>1390704
We still need the human garbage.

Answer his questions and nothing else.
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>>1390783
We could tell mom either he stops coming or we leave.
Offer to start doing odd jobs to assist. Dad probably puts shit money on the table.
Could learn what the monthly amount needed is
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>>1390798
i support this the only reason he lives is so that mom does not live on the streets and become a whore for those pills we just need him for the rent
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>>1390804
>jobs
Dude. We're 14. It's not legal for us to do jobs.
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>>1390713
Massive for Anon remaining calm.
Our Iron Will is going to be tested now...

Roll WILL! My roll determines which post we use.

d20 +4

>"Where were you."
>Your words boil out but they aren't a shout.
>He blinks, a little surprised.
>"Excuse me? I was WORKING you know? Something you need to be doing pretty soon you little shit."
>"So you have the rent this time?"
>He doesn't even respond, it's like he's having his own conversation with someone else.
>"I don't keep this fuckin' roof over your head so you can throw parties! You already don't do well enough in school as it is!"
>He wants the conversation back.
>No.
>"We're out of food. The heat went off last week. Mom's almost out of pills. I'm skipping breakfast."
>He's shocked...flabberghasted.
>"...you little PRICK!"
>He's coming across the room.
>The belt is coming off.
>"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBLEM IS! YOU GOT NO FUCKING RESPECT!"
>He stops short, screaming spittle into your face.
>Muscles practically curls up against your body, his bone spurs sharpening and writhing under your skin.
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>>1390804
i support this
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>>1390814
Back in my day we got jobs right outta the womb! Kids these days!
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
Rollin
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
go
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
Rolling for ice water in our veins.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
MUY BIEN,ALLE VOY!
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d10 + 4)

>>1390815
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
ITS GO TIME LADS!
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
20 + 4; THAT MEANS I SCOOORE!
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815

We need a course of action!

If we're not going for violence, let's go for defense!

Defend ourselves, and show him we can do far worse than deny him the act of harming us!
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>>1390837
Shit, 4chan doesn't recognize Music Note Symbols.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
>d20 +4
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1390815
ROLL
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1390815
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1390815
>>1390815
>>1390815
ROLLING FOR THE WINNING POST!
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>>1390835
got best roll used wrong dice FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>1390848
Ehhhh i think you used the wrong dice there pal
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>>1390815
fuck wrong dice
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Guys. Stop rolling.

>>1390828
This guy won.
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>>1390852
what? how?
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>>1390825
19

This is good.
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>>1390852
If I understand the situation correctly we maybe in some shit right now.
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>>1390858
I did?
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>>1390858
so we won?

so does that mean we btfo dad
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>>1390858
How?
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>>1390862
do you count? its 18
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STOP ROLLIN' !
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>>1390852

>>1390830
OP.......

This is why you don't change rules on the fly.

My name still stands.
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>>1390852
I have no idea what is going on.

Quest, you really need to be less confusing about your roll mechanics.
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>>1390825
WINNAR
18 TOTAL!

Give us some cold shit to shut down Anon's Padre!

Dig your hatred into his mind. Show him you aren't afraid.
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>>1390866
>>1390858
Number wasnt 8. It's 5. Our roll is 19.
Ideally we have the control not to eviscerate him. Just bind him with our arm and scare him with undead.

Pretend we've been possessed by a demon, and tell him we find him worthy of judgement or some shit.
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>>1390876
what is HAPPENING I AM SO CONFUSED HOW DOES HE DECIDE WITH D10 WHEN ITS OVER 10?
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>>1390871
Supposedly, he won because his post ended on an 8.

However, your claim now makes perfect sense, because of FUCKING FAGGOT OP doing >>1390852
So now, we lost. Big time.
Again.
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>>1390878
maybe I should get a job after it appears your fatass can barely pay the bills
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>>1390883
let do this i support we still need him
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>>1390878
Should rAXEBJou make the decision?

If not, tell him to fucking try.
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CLARIFICATION POST

I roll a d10 after calling for a roll. The first post ending in that number is the roll we use.

IE
QM calls for will roll.

Everyone rolls d20 + 4

Posts are all labeled 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0

QM rolls d10

Gets 10

>Anon with "0" for end of his post got a nat 20

WE CRIT!


Is how it works.
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>>1390889
i am more coonfused?
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>>1390878
Youve been such a shitty person that i am genuinley concerned about your health and well being dad please go seek out a therapist please you are tearing this family apart
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>>1390898
*Tell Dad "Fucking try it."
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>>1390883
Nooooo, the roll was 8, as was determined by his post of >>1390815


But then OP changed the rules because we kept posting after the 8. That, and because OP is a faggot.

So therefore, we get >>1390830
Pretty cool, amirite! :D
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>>1390907
I didn't change the rules, brud I just hecked up and rolled a dice with my initial post rather than after it. Which is what I established earlier.

See
>>1390902
>>1390902
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>>1390905
If we take this option instead of the scaring one, do we just have our arm explode our shirt sleeve from swelling?

I mean we've had our arm literally torn off. A belt beating is nothing.
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>>1390913
No disrespect but quest you can't just spring this shit on us man.
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>>1390913
But then why roll AFTER the post, and not just ON the post as you did before posting AFTER the post? That way, you're not wasting posts.
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>>1390902
That makes sense to me.
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Alright, here's the play by play as I understand it.
>Quest calls for roll with a roll of 8 in his post, making most anons believe that the number hes looking for is an 8
>anons autistically roll well past the acceptable roll is found
>Quest rolls ANOTHER d10, this time determining the actual target number: 5
>changes the winning post
>for unknown reasons, some people think a 5 looks like a 0
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>>1390921

Didn't mean to. I legit just put the dice in a post too early.

The current winning roll is

>>1390825
>>1390825

Making the roll a 19.
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>>1390938
>19
You mean 18.
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>>1390938
i am confused dont you mean 18? 14+4=18
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>>1390937
>unknown
We thought the 5 meant "5th poster out of the first 10", since he did this after he rolled an 8 in the earlier post.
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>>1390938
quest just give us the win so we can move on
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>>1390930
In all honesty? Dramatic tension.
If Anons see a post with Nat20 right next to three Nat1s they have something to root for. They aren't just looking at a sea of numbers and being disappointed right as their post finishes.

This is the first permutation of our system, boys. I'm just trying to keep things interesting. This is also my first major Quest which you've all made amazing. So thanks for your patience and all your shitposts.
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>>1390945
>>1390954
actualy if we did not say anything we could have had 19
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>>1390956
Same. Thank FUCK that was not the case.
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>>1390954
>>1390945
Dammit, I thought I could pull it off
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>>1390964
18, 19, let's be real: There's very little difference.

You're making it sounds like it's 10 and 9, Newfag.
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>>1390961
i love your quest and i cant find anything from star vs on 4-chan thats not porn or really weird and smuty and this is a quest that i really REALLY LOVE
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>>1390938
>>1390878
>>1390961
How him our arm.

Ask him if he's going to beat us again.

Tell him what we've have gone through. A fucking belting is nothing compared to what we've gone through today.

Tell him to try his best. It's nothing to us. If he stops, good for us.

If he doesn't, we have Luna to comfort us while the beating occurs... unless Anon would rather show him he can't hurt us anymore.
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>>1390985
>How him our arm.
SHOW

SHOOOOW
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>>1390985
I mean it's valid. A guy could say he's gonna beat you, and you say your arm was torn off today. I mean, how do you react to that?
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>>1390985
Dont.
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I know you guys REALLY want to show off how cool we are,but that is going to achieve nothing.
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>>1390985
See >>1390997
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>>1390975
Oh, don't you worry friend. A number of Anons ARE trying to make it porn/really weird and smutty.
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>>1390997
>>1391002
>>1391005
So... what do we do instead?
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>>1390985
don't instead we can mock him about how anon could make more money than he ever could
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>"I don't respect people I don't know."
>You seethe.
>Muscles is gripping your shelf so hard the wood is splintering under his fingertips.
>"I don't KNOW you..."
>CRRcreaak crak
>"I don't WANT to know you..."
>You lean in for once.
>Your foreheads touch.
>His anger has started to falter.
>He's confused.
>"You aren't worth knowing..."
> Very good.
>He lowers the belt.
>Starts stomping out of the room.
>Slams the door behind him and charges down the stairs.
>You see him practically running to his car
>Mom comes running out after him
>"Hey! What are you doing! The rent!"
>She screams
>He tosses a manilla envelope at her
>She catches it like she'd rehearsed it this morning
>He's screaming at her but the Transam is too loud for you to hear
>He looks up at the window, glaring daggers at you.
>A puny whisper of a thought becomes audible over the din of his brain
> "God damnit, he's grown up. I let him grow up and not need me anymore...guess Dad was right.
>He slams the car in gear, peeling out into the street before launching down to wherever the wind takes him.
> "I'm just like him now. Just like my dad."
>He's gone
>Dad's gone and you are unscathed
>The rent will be paid
>Victory!
>You hear mom stumble inside
>The fridge opens
>Followed a -Pop- from what you know is the last Chardonnay bottle in the house
>A few moments of silence pervade...
>Followed by a THUD
>Well, almost a victory
>Better go put mom on her side


You have leveled up!

Your will is no longer iron but STEEL!

+1 Will

Your will is +5 now.


You are now effectively alone in your house
what will you do with yourself?

>Study for school
>Play vidya
>Study THE BOOK
>Sleep
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>>1391020
>Study THE BOOK
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>>1391020
>THE BOOK
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>>1391020
>study THE BOOK
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>>1391020
>Study THE BOOK
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>>1391020
Study the book also throw in some anatomy lessons from science class
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>>1391007
i meant ONLY this is the only quest tread the rest is smut thread bug birthing mewberty fat mountant porn tread imagin THAT
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>>1391020
study THE BOOK anon needs to become best lich
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>>1391020
>study THE BOOK
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>>1391020
Its been a while since we last read the book, why don't we do that?
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>>1391020
THE BOOK! Study THE BOOK!
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>>1391020

>>1391032
>>1391033
>>1391034
>>1391035
>>1391038
>>1391039
>>1391042
>>1391044
...Iiiii think I know what we're gonna do.
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>>1391020
>the BOOM
Well, time to fuck up.
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>>1391020
It's obvious, isn't it?

STUDY THE BOOK

And ask Luna if that was the right thing to do. If something else could've been done.
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>>1391038
Actually this. Either we learn minor illusion to hide our arm or learn how to make a real human arm.

Find dead rats in the house and use their life force to attempt/learn flesh craft.
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>>1391020
>study THE BOOK or the BIOLOGY BOOK
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>>1391020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx5hCVN26E

Go put mom on her side.
Then study for school.
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>>1391060
Well biology is applicable for school and magic. DOUBLE THE APPLICATION.
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>>1391058
i support
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>>1391020
>study THE BOOK
teach us something reliable pls.
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>>1391058
Actually, yeah. Three birds, one stone.

Study both books. Helps with school and magic.
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>>1391058
luna already said we are not illusory mages
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>>1391068
we cant forget this we need to put mom on the side
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You guys think we'll ever find an official name for
>THE BOOK
Or is it only gonna be called
>THE BOOK
Forever.
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>>1391085
its likely has a name however it is going to be in a language we cannot comprehend
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>>1391080
Right. Well, then flesh crafting.

Being able to craft a human looking arm that can do other things would be nice
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Mom's gonna drown if we don't put her on her side...
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>>1391085
>Luna's Beginner Guide to Dark, Entropic or Otherwise Forbidden Magic
>4th Edition
>>
THE BOOK
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>>1391103
>"What were the first 3?"
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>>1391085
Yes.
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>>1391020
>THE BOOK
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>>1391103
>4th
Well it's shit. Better go steal Star's 3.5
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>>1391102
EVERYONE DONT FORGET TO TURN HER DONT LET HER DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1391102
fine then after we help her up we study the book
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>>1391122
support
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>>1391085
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I think we should shoot a quick message at star and ask her why she was in the mens bathroom with marco and then study the book
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>>1391134
looks like its having a orgams and bleeding or leaking?
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>>1391149
this would be fun!
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>>1391149
Gee, why would Marco and Star, the residential magical people, be investigating in the bathroom where we found THE BOOK and Mummy? Truly, only god knows unless we ask.
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>>1391157
Doesn't hurt to be double sure.

If it comes down to it, we might have to hide THE BOOK from her if she gives off vibes that she was seeking to destroy our book.
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>>1391157
star does not know that she just know that we saw her in the mens bathroom with marco
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>>1391167
I would think we were going to hide THE BOOK from her even if she wasn't seeking to destroy it. Because literally no one in the universe should know about it besides us and Mummy.
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>>1391157
To be fair though: I respect your will to not agree with most anything Fungal-Autismo Newfag has to agree with.

>>1391175
Well yah, but if we blatantly know she's going out of her way to look for it, then we would probably have to SUPER hide it, rather than the pleb levels of hiding it we're currently doing.

>>1391172
Excuse me? She spotted us, and even noticed our bruised eye was gone.

You clearly haven't looked at the prior threads.
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>>1391172
>>1391190
Whoops. Misread as you saying that she doesn't know we saw her.
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>After ensuring your mom doesn't go out like Jimi Hendrix you head back to your room
> THE BOOK is resting on your desk
>Pristine
>Clean
>Out of it's hiding place...
> Well, the danger's passed. Are you already looking to learn a new spell? You've grown so much already. Why don't a teach you something special?
>Your brain is awash with warmth
> Mama's proud of you did today.
Freeing the accused. Lowering the prideful.
Standing up to that pig who calls himself your father.

> I'm going to reward you...
>Muscles practically glows with heat, reaching out and dragging you to the chair.
>The book opens gently to a new page.
>The writing is done in hand
>With flawless, curly penmanship
> The 'Is' have alternating hearts and skulls for their dots. It was my signature as a child.
>Chapter 3
>Freedom
> https://youtu.be/B39S3vUmalA?list=RDQMIBUAYqvoSqA
>"The Universe in all it's facets comprises a great and beautiful prism. With each reality refracting into and against the other. Some may seem as shadows, lost or darkened by time...but the pieces of reality never truly fade away. They are merely changed. Because of this, the greatest realization I have stumbled across is that one can travel BETWEEN the different facets of reality. Mayhaps not with magic...but with something like it. Imagine what one could do if they mastered resources in multiple realities? The immense undertakings once could achieve? Limitless power. Untold suffering. I gaze into infinity and see a trillion reflections of myself, staring back."
> Glossaryk the Scholar, year 18,002
> Wouldn't it be nice to see new places without relying on fate? To take yourself to where everything was better? Was alright again? Where mistakes weren't made? People not lost? Or just to travel unabated.
>The page turns
>A strange runic symbol dominates it
>The symbols rearrange as you look at the page
>An image forms
>Of a horned woman wielding a pair of...blades?
>A name appears beneath
>Hekapoo
>"Hek-a-Who?"
>HekaPOO, love
>"Sounds like what I do after Taco Tuesda-"
> Rude
>"S-sorry Luna."
>Please, dear
> Call me 'Mom'
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>>1391197
>Sorry mom.
>Who is she?
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>>1391197
>"Luna is better"
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>>1391205
support
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>>1391197
>A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Hekapoo
>There lived a humble family, religious through and through
>But hey there was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do
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>>1391197
Calling Luna "Mom" makes me a bit uncomfortable, but if it makes her happy, so be it.
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>>1391197
H-poo..... let's continue reading. This shit's our first step to becoming god.

And yes, we must always call Mummy "Mom" or any varieties.
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>>1391213
confused? and wat to say what "heck of a POO"
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>>1391197
So...

Who is she?

What does she do?
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>>1391223
support
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>>1391223
supporting
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>>1391230
What is this diety
You call hekapoo
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>>1391213
>His name was Anon and he refused to step in line
>A vison he did see of fucking rocking all the time
>He rode a tasty sax and all the planets did align
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>>1391197
On a serious note:
>Sorry Mom. ;.;
>Kindly ask for clarification on Hekapoo
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>>1391197
>> Call me 'Mom'
No thank you.
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>>1391197
Ask her about Hekapoo, and how can we do these things the book speak of.
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>>1391239
"O, THE DRAGON'S BALLS WERE BLAZING, AS I STEPPED INTO ITS CAVE"
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>>1391197
Who is she, mami?
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>>1391238
Goddess of THICC
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>>1391277
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>>1391282
Oh damn I just realized that Samurai Jacks tonight!
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>>1391241
>>1391215
>>1391211
>>1391205
She's given us all of this and you can't even call her mom? She's more of a mom than that passed out mess in the living room.
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>>1391288
Better order some pizza with thicc crust tonight.
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>>1391289
DON'T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT OUR MOM

NOTHING OF WHAT'S HAPPENED TO US IS HER FAULT
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>>1391289
I said sorry mom. As in sorry for not calling her mom. I called her mom.
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>>1391292
ay yo calm down

Can't we just love our two Lesbian Moms? :)
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>>1391289
this is true and i thought that >>1391241 whas new to this quest and did not read anything in it the i saw s/he 39 times posted with this ID in this quest
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>>1391296
Your fickle resolve displeases mother, our true mother!
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>>1391289
You know, It's pretty obvious that she's manipulating us. It's fine if you don't mind, but it makes me a little uncomfortable.
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>>1391289
Mate, just because someone is nice to us for a while does not mean they aren't using us.
I'm not particularly against calling Luna "mother", but a certain amount of caution must be exercised so we don't lose another body part.
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>>1391303
What? Sorry mom, as in Sorry to Luna for not earlier calling her mom.

How is that fickle resolve?
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>>1391304
I never knew that "doing nothing but helping" was manipulating us.
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>>1391306
Doesn't matter if she's using us. She's the reason we have Necromantic powers, and therefore is the reason we still have two arms. Even IF she's technically the reason we lost the arm in the first place.

Best be thankful for Mommy, dude.
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>>1391304
>>1391306
Of course she's using us. Who cares, we get cool powers and shit.

>>1391307
>I-I guess I'll call you mom, but I don't really like it.

Fickle...resolve
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>>1391205
>>1391212
>>1391223
>>1391224
>>1391230
>>1391240
>>1391261

A mischievous but quite powerful interdimensional goddess. She created the first and still most viable means of travel between worlds. With a pair of her scissors you could go anywhere in all of reality. This will give you access to the magical realm. Where Star Butterfly gets her power... I want to take you there so can get your own power. I want to bring back your music.
We're going to make you a wand, Anon.
A beautiful, magical
Musical wand.

>The book is clear about what you need to summon Hekapoo
>Dust of red clay
>Arranged in the same pattern as the pages
>Bottled lightning? That's cryptic.
Free range lightning will work, dear.
>Ok so, maybe just live electricity?
>Proof of the summoner's power
>A peanut butter, banana and strawberry jelly sandwich
>What?
They're her favorite.
>WHAT?
Well, she'll want a snack before she puts you through the challenges.
>Nani!?
To earn your scissors. There will be...a test. A dangerous one.
I'm sure you'll be fine. Only the weak die from it, anyways.


LAST POST OF THE NIGHT
Responses to this will be considered for next thread, which will be tomorrow at 7pm CENTRAL U.S. time (Unless work is easy in which case I'll pop in earlier)
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>>1391316
She wasn't even the one who made us lose our arm! That was all US!
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>>1391320
Go to the kitchen, make a sandwich, and summon that ho!
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>>1391311
Tell that to Ludo.

>>1391320
Speaking of Ludo, I assume his and Toffee's plans are still in motion even now, correct?
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>>1391320
If we've got the food for it make the sandwich and get a lit light bulb.

Ask what constitutes as proof of our power?

>>1391318
That doesn't say I don't like it. Is English your second language?

The apology was in character for not referring to her as mother in the first place. Not sorry that I call her mother.
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>>1391320
thanks for running
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>mami is going to give us a chance at scissors and a waifu
Best mom
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>>1391320
OK. So it's planning time. Tomorrow we go out and get some supplies we don't already have. Along the way we hang with Janna and Jackie. Then we set up the summoning ritual.

And hopefully we can get this done before Monday when we'll probably confront Star. Unless we happen to run into her on our errands. But that's a small chance, what with them running off on whatever adventure they're busy with.
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>>1391320
>Musical wand
Does that mean we can somehow incorporate our saxophone abilities with it!?! HELL YEAH!
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>>1391320
Right most of these make sense for a summoning rite, earth for stability and structure, lightning for power and sudden motions...
>peanut butter, banana jelly sandwich
I'm with Anon on this. Wat.
Shouldn't interdimensional goddess have a bit more... I dunno hard to please tastes? Unless she's more of a down to earth kind of girl which is rather nice becuase that means less likely to blam! Us to death... as
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>>1391320
Makes sense we're advancing as fast as we are, get the materials after hanging with Janna n Jackie.

Might want a chaperone. Marco would've been lost without star checking in
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>>1391320
so how does this wand thing work and "can get your own power" so does that mean that we are using her power?
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>>1391342
I support this.
It's been stated we don't have any food in the kitchen so we'll need to pick up stuff for the ritual.
And go and spank Janna again
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Y'all are too trusting, and it'll damn us all.
>>1391342
Good idea. We should probably check out the gun and see if it has ammo. A fallback weapon is always a good thing.
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>>1391320

>>1391326
Ay yo hol' up, you're literally ignoring the first two steps of the process. We need to get some bottled electricity and some red clay dust first before we worry about the finer stuff.

Besides: What if we're too poor for fruits?
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>>1391342
support
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>>1391361
>Ay yo hol' up, you're literally ignoring the first two steps of the process
Not only is OP a faggot, so am I.
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>>1391361
Thievery is always an option. And like Mummy said, free range electricity can work.
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>>1391331
Ludo had something to offer Toffee, namely a castle and an army, that Toffee wanted.
What did we have before Luna came?
Nothing.
Mami gave us EVERYTHING anon.
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>>1391361
we need dry red clay a lightning ladder for the fake ligtning or a battery and go shop for food
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>>1391378
Exactly. How easy would it be for her to make us completely loyal to her machinations.
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>>1391378
We have a body Anon. She's just a book, she can't cast from herself. Muscles mostly listens to her already.
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>>1391320
We can get red clay from the art room.

Everything else should be easy.

Also, Quest, if this thread is still here, just continue here. No new thread till this hits page 10 or 9.
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>>1391320
Alright. Thinks we have to take into consideration next Session.

INGREDIENTS FOR SUMMONING:
>Dust of Red Clay
This is California, shit should be everywhere.
>Lightning
This could prove to be very easy of very hard, depending on how we're supposed to do this.
If it's something the power of a real lightning we're gonna have to sneak into a local electric substation. Or we could take it out of the electric outlet.
>Proof of the summoner's power
Who knows what this means. Probably the tests?
>>A peanut butter, banana and strawberry jelly sandwich
Mom just received cash from our father. If we tell her we could do the shopping for her we could buy what we need to make it.

SCHOOL
>We're doing SHIT at school. Maybe Alfonzo can help us out.
>Star is going to want to see us at school. She's going to be determined to 'fix her wrong' that we convinced her she did to us (the arm).

JACKIE AND JANNA
>Gotta hang out with them.
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>>1391387
I mean...... we're not exactly against her plans. We've been pretty agreeable so far.

And I'd think there's very little we can do that's not stupid that would go against her wishes.

Like throwing her back into THE HOLE. Or giving her up to Star. But that's stupid shit we won't do.
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>>1391320
How much time will take to complete the test?
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>>1391407
If it's like a regular test.... Probably just thirty minutes or so.
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>>1391402
For the proof we'll probably need to resurect something and stick it in the ritual.

And luckily, it's the weekend. So we should be able to get some scissors before it's over.

>>1391407
Who the fuck knows? Could be YEARS. But for earth it'll be near instantaneous. Different time for different dimensions 'n all that.
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>>1391407
We need to know this to decide when are we doing it,after or before meeting with janna and jackie.
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>>1391407
50 years, but we will not age
Hekaclones will choke the past present and future
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Anon
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>>1391407
have you seen the episode? or that to mutch spoiler
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>>1391403
Isn't the proof the sandwich?
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>>1391431
No, that's just to feed her. The proof is to show we're not wasting her time.
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>>1391320
>She created the first and still most viable means of travel between worlds
Why must you spread Hekapropaganda, Luna?
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>>1391403
Perhaps.

I still don't want her to have that much leverage over us. Our arm is already a weird demon thing we can't fully control and we don't even know what it's entirely capable of.
Evil hands in media ALWAYS try and take over their hosts body or kill him outright.

>>1391418
I'm not sure Hekapoo, as a member of the Magic High Commission, would approve of Dark Magic from THE BOOK.
They were panicking when Glossaryk and his book fell into the hands of the mostly incompetent Ludo.
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>>1391453
Pshhhhh, the arm's easy.

We just have to exert our will upon it to have be entirely under our control. uwu
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>>1391453
Well, it's either monster hand or no hand. Guess which one I think is better than the other?

And hey, who says she has to find out about THE BOOK? We just gotta prove ourselves, get our own scissors and get the fuck outta there.

And as I said earlier, I don't think the MHC will really notice us until we unveil our true intentions and then crush Star.

The only real one we should worry about right now is Rombulos on his own, because that fuckers a god damn wild card.

The rest don't do much unless world ending shit's going down. And we're not there just yet.
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>>1391475
>our true intentions are to crush Star
What is wrong with you?
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>>1391500
What's wrong with me? I just want to get rid of our current biggest threat who will no doubt try to hinder our rapid growth.

But not any time soon. There will be a time and a place for Star's end.
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>>1391518
Why do you desperately not want Mommy to have royal Mewgger grandkids????
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>>1391518
>>1391475
But Anon, don't you know?
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make them our friend!

Or our wife...
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>>1391443
No one likes semantics, AltStar
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>>1391566
>>1391567
But that ALSO gives her ample opportunity to kill us! It's too risky!
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>>1391518
>>1391500
Gentlemen, gentlemen. We are looking at this the wrong way. What better way to not only crush the champion of good magic than to bring her to our side? None I say! For that I plan we work with her, begrudgingly at first mind you, but eventually showing we are a true and reliable companion who sometimes uses less than legal or moral ways to finish something. Tempt her Anons, tempt her with forbidden things that tickle her senses, bring her to the highest of peaks then... Push her to her fall.

Course this is all hypothetical at the moment as I recall Star was something of a tomboy wild child that was more interested in having fun and going on wild adventures while doing good. Granted it took until retelling her people's propaganda of Monsters for her to question her own moral compass as it where and where she stands in regards to Monsters and other related critters.
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>>1391566
Maybe if Star had an older sister, especially one that is capable of legal consent, we could get mewgger babies. But she doesn't, and I refuse to put my dick in filthy friend stealing mewgger.
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>>1391574
>>1391567
You know it occured to me as I was typing my earlier response, but for our own character growth I think it would be rather fitting that we, who comes from a rather broken and disjointed family, would try to build up a brighter and bigger family that is far more interconnected than the one we came from. The way of doing that of course is through necromancy and social links!

Anyone here read the recently finished quest of Dungeon Life? Takes a rather unique spin on Necromancers and how its passed down the family.Oddly enough our poor chap here isn't quite at the stage the family calls 'Raising Undead Armies' path quite yet, more the 'Pissed at the World and Wants it To Stop!' bit it's a very precarious position to be in and thats why the family was there to help reel budding necromancers back to the living. It was a really good read you guys should check it out during the down times,
should still be archived.
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>>1391574
>ample opportunity to kill us! It's too risky!
>Star Butterfly.
>Killing anything.
I think Muscles is starting to distort your view of reality already.

She actually feels bad that, according to us, she gave us a monster arm and actually offered to try and help us fix it and befriend us.

If anyone, we should be careful around Hekapoo and the other members of the MHC.
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>>1391584
Shit dude I remeber there being an epidose that had them all going to her castle home for a family get together, cousins, cousins as far as the eye could see. Granted none of them were of the main royal family line, but still in the family.
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>>1391584
Well OBVIOUSLY not at our current age. But definitely in the future. Fuck yeah, planned parenthood.
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>>1391598
That's because she doesn't know we use Dark Magic! When she finds out about THE BOOK and Mummy she'll no doubt become our instant enemy!

If we continue down our path for power we might be on Toffee's level! I think then she'd make an exception. Plan for the worst!
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>>1391616
I mean if Heckapoo is okay with us, then Star should be yeah? A pair of scissors with our own name on it should be enough proof we're verified.

You know, before she uses our scissors in addition to Unicorn's due to not owning any.
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>>1391598
Do you actually expect us to believe that, altaltstar?
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>>1391631
Oh fuck that noise, if she wants interdimensional scissors she can get her own, theiving bitch!

On another note, what other ms paint wonders should we indulge in?
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>>1391616
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What would happen if we started uploading pages to /x/?
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>>1391669
Anons dox us through tracking the particular patterns to our carpet, bedding, etc. and locate us in an instant.
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>>1391679
And then Janna finds us and tells Marco
And then we get Narwhal Blasted
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>>1391631
H-Poo won't find out about us beyond "random asshole who has necromancy powers" She ain't gonna learn about THE BOOK, Mummy, or anything more than she needs to.

And Star won't fuckin' be using our fucking scissors! She can earn her own!
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>>1391669
Beta Uprising Timeline, in which Unknowns of 3Senpai become dark magic practitioners and eventually destroy human civilization and turn Earth into a Tomb World not unlike the oe THE HOLE leads into.
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>>1391714
After we get doxxed and narwhal blasted
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>>1391603
Phase ??? Of revenge: steal all of Star's cousins all of them
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So using scissors lets us go anywhere then theoretically we could use them to like i dont know rob a bank or something? This is all hypothetical of course
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>>1391768
Yes! In fact, that's a genius idea of how to use them. We could just open up a hand sized portal, stick our hand through it and grab shit before anyone notices.
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>>1391768
>>1391771
Make sure we steal from Jewish pockets!!!
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Did somebody say shitpost!?

N-no? ok...
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>>1391840
New and lazily improved!
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>>1391883
Swap the hands, and you got it.

Except we want to steal Star from Marco as punishment for Marco being a traitor.
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>>1391883
I'd join you, anon, but I don't have laptop with me unfortunately
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>>1391894
If by steal you mean destroy, then YES!
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>>1391912
Too bad, don't worry I'm bored and have allll night!
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>>1391883
He probably needs a big semi-transparent Luna in the background looming over him
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>>1391894
Fixed?
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>>1391894
No, you want to steal star from marco
Most of us want both to suffer
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>>1391933
Semi transparent..
Nigga this is MS Paint, can you even do that? If you can I'll do it though, fuck it.
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>>1391940
That's not what I meant.
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What are we gonna do when next day Star comes up to us and tell us that she can fix her mistake and make our hand go back to normal?

Are Muscles and Marco's tentacle arm gonna fight/compete for the girl's attention?
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>>1391965
We don't want it. Our arm ISN'T evil and doesn't want to destroy all humans and eat their bowels. Our arm is cool.

And, it's possible.
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>>1391768
Why steal from a bank? Naval base Kitsap has what we (I) need.
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>>1391965
>Literally the end of friday
>You think there's school on a Saturday
lolwat

Also, probably not, since Muscles seems somewhat also controlled by Mommy???
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>>1391965
Tentacle and Muscles are gonna compete to get away from star, that's for sure.
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>>1391947
You can't but I have PS, if you can find a big-ass pic of Eclipsa's face I'll put it in
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>>1391991
Does this work? Or do you need a full face pic?
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>>1391979
Now now Alt star 3, altalt star still doesn't 'get' human weeks yet
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>>1392003
Ideally you'd be able to see the jawline/outline of at least one side of the face.

Otherwise when you put it in the background, her face will just trail off into white background unless you expand her face to take up the entire page.
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>>1392022
There's not really one of just her face, would this be good though?
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>>1392046
Fuck
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So is mummy eclipsa or something else?
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Archived the thread on sup/tg/, remember to vote.
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>>1392106
The first thread the voice introduced itself as Luna, but for some reason Quest has been dropping pictures of Eclipsa when there are posts involving THE BOOK and similar things.
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>>1392132
OP started it, so I don't know.
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>>1391320
We havent talked about what will be the "Proof of our power". Maybe we will have to resurrect a dead animal,since is the only semi-reliable spell we have currently? Or Muscles could work as a proof?
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>>1392106
>>1392132
Something else. Luna is much older than Eclipsa. Maybe Luna mentored Eclipsa or has some other connection to her, but we know she isn't her.
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>>1391320
>A beautiful, magical musical wand
ANON CONFIRMED GETTING A MAGICAL SAXOPHONE WAND TO RAISE THE DEAD WITH AND BLAST POWERFUL ENERGY LASERS
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>>1392198
You mean shadows.

Because like, Shadow Cats.
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>>1392198
NO ONES GONNA STOP US, BABE
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>>1392198
>>1391320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l0rRHXtlUw
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>>1392236
>not using https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
What were you thinking.
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>>1392236
>>1392266
>Every time we fight someone Spooky Scary Skeletons is faintly heard in the background
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>>1392288
The original version or the remix?
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>>1392329
Original whenever it's a normal fight but if we go against big threats like Star then we get this
https://youtu.be/q6-ZGAGcJrk
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>>1392329
Original during normal fights
Remix on the dramatic ones
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>>1392352
>TheLivingTombstone

Please no.
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>playing our musical wand to make stone golemns
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>>1392366
Lemme guess "something something bronies"
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>>1392366
It was the first result when I typed spooky scary skeletons remix and it sounded fine, give me a break.
You post a remix if it's so bad. Besides, anon is an autist so it fits anyway.
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>>1392367
>Necromancer
>Using his powers to make golems from stone -- which have absolutely nothing to do with the undead
wat?????

I need to go to bed. I keep forgetting that nighttime is when /b/-minded folk start being more active.
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>>1392388
You should get some rest babe, maybe then you'll understand what takes to be Luna's favorite assassin, babe.
Babilidapaboop
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>>1392388
You need to catch up on your Jack, babe.
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>>1391940
since we are sharing shitty memes...
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>>1392413
Anon please, my dick was just starting to calm down after the reveal, don't make it hard again.
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>>1392427
More like "How many threads per quest" desu

This really will become a problem if threads keep blowing up like this and Quest continues to hold sessions so frequently.
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>>1392427
Dang. I'm flattered as hell but I can't read the post attached to this.
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>>1392438
>Maximum number of threads per IP: 5

I wait until we hit over 1k in posts like this one. Then move on to the next thread.
We'll never have 5 threads active at once, anon no worries.

We're the fastest and biggest threads on qst tho like holy shit
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>>1392427
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>>1392427
What post is that in the last panel?
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>>1392442
>Fastest and biggest thread on qst
>All these cool sounding quests in the catalog
>The highest one is about an autist that takes place in a Disney cartoon
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>>1392468
I keep forgetting star vs is a disney property
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>>1392468
Its when we got rekt by the monster,and we rekted him back.
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>>1392464
>>1392478
whoops
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>>1392468
Check out Hive Queen Quest, Black Company Quest and Mercenary 2030 Quest. If you want to read up on some dead quests go with Homeless Mutant Quest, Waifu Quest, and Crusader Quest. Most of these will give each you something to read for a month.
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>>1392488
>Homeless Mutant Quest
Don't remind me anon
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>>1392493
Phasing never fucking EVER
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DICUSSION POST

To help keep stuff quest related think about this one.

How well do you think Anon will get along with Hekapoo?

If Muscles could talk, what would his voice sound like?

Does Anon ride the bike his dad got him?

QUEST SPOILERS
How would you like to see our insanely high WILL stat be represented in character?
I've already started making some things non-rolls like not showing too much emotion,
not wincing from pain ect. A certain level and a challenge will have to be completed to get control over Muscles. He's a feisty boy
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>>1392427
better one
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>>1392524
>Better one
>Literally just expanded the picture.
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>>1392468
>all these cool sounding quest in the catalog
Yep,soo cool.
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>>1392524
It just got worse
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>>1392539
I will admit, I haven't checked the catalog in like 8 hours
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>>1392522
With high willpower we can transition over to confidence and being level headed. So Star asking shit won't make us sperg out unless our rolls are shit.
I like to imagine that the bike broke on the first ride because he just went to the scrapyard and found it instead of buying one.
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>>1392538
>>1392540
>tries to clean it up for the last panel
>makes it worse
well I will just go fuck myself then
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>meanwhile, Priest and Pixie vs the world never updates
Feels bad man
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>>1392557
Hey, Anon thanks for making it at all. Super appreciated. Even if you can't figure out how to save it as a higher res I'll post it on the twitter cause it's art. What you've done is a art, senpai.
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>>1392584
You should post this one too,joking about the prequels is always fun >>1389306
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>>1392522
>If muscles could talk, what would his voice be like?
Pic related's engrish
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>>1389306
>>1392610
Oh holy Mewwgerdicks I missed this! Thanks, bread
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>>1392610
>someone finally notices my shitpost
Thank you senpai
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>>1392611
>Muscles will sound like Numbah One
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>>1392623
Wrong Jojo buddy
Your two generations off
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>>1392584
well before you sign off I have one question to ask. Is luna someone in star vs have either heard before or a new character all together?
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>>1392637
Regardless, Muscles should sound like Numbah One.
Either that or Hulk Hogan.
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>>1392522
About muscles voice... this is the first thing that comes to my mind
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>>1392640
>>1392640

I'm flattered you think of me so much, darling.

I'm something the likes of which this world has never seen...that no world has ever seen and lived.
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>>1392522
>How well do you think Anon will get along with Hekapoo?
Hekapoo seems to be like pretty laid-back and nice to those she likes, but takes very serious her job as Scissors Enforcer.

The Magic High Commission appears to be very protective about Glossaryk and the Mewmi Royal Family's spell book. If THE BOOK is of the same caliber as Star's and contains even darker magic than hers it could be extremely problematic for Anon if any of the members of the MHC knew of his possession of it, Including H-Poo.

>If Muscles could talk, what would his voice sound like?
Monster Arm already sounded pretty evil, and he was just a healing bone spell gone wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UICYRf_UhtM

>Does Anon ride the bike his dad got him?
He didn't sold it on the first day because he would had payed dearly for it. He still had to learn to ride it, but he didn't like doing it, and only used it if he really needed to.

>How would you like to see our insanely high WILL stat be represented in character?
WILL is usually represented in tabletop games as a measure of a characters mental stability/strength.
It allows them to keep focused during moments of great stress, fend off psychological and psychic attacks (as well as enhancing one's psychic capabilities), and keeping one sane when learning Things Man Was Not Meant To Know.
Some games that contain magic will use WILL instead of INTelligence or WISdom as to determine the ability of a wizard to bend reality around them to their wishes.
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>>1392655
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>>1392522
>How do you think hekapoo would get along with anon
Two ways I see this interaction going depending on wether she knows we are with luna. If she does not she will treat us like a a cockroach that looks bigger than the rest. If she does know about luna then I can easily say that she will treat and analyze us carefully since she knows a possibly extremely dangerous monster and or god is with us
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>>1392522
>How well do you think Anon will get along with Hekapoo?
She'll (rightly) think he's a bit of a creep, if not one that might somehow be worthy.
>If Muscles could talk, what would his voice sound like?
He's what every /fit/izen aspires to be: /fit/ and alpha with the ladies. Maybe he sounds like your inner frat boy?
>Does Anon ride the bike his dad got him?
If it still works and it didn't break down like the other anon suggested, then he might as well. It's the only thing he has to remember his sax by.
>How would you like to see our insanely high WILL stat be represented in character?
How you're doing it so far seems pretty good to me. From a mechanical perspective, +5 on a d20 for extremely high will doesn't seem too impressive, though maybe D&D has spoiled me.
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>>1392670
For a 14 year old boy +5 will is crazy high.
Especially seeing as I set most of the DCs based off of increments of 5 leading up to (a certain number)
Pretty much any basic thing Anon could do with no effort.
>Showing his temper
>Sticking to a diet
>Watching his tone
>Staying focused on studying

These things which can make a remarkable difference in most people are absolutely piss-ant easy for him. At his age he's a marvel. Not to mention he's using it to do actual magik.
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>>1392662
>tfw so much Eclipsa imagery
>tfw when Luna claims to be as old as Glossaryck
>tfw all I ever wanted was the truth
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>>1392670
>+5 modifier is low
>dnd has spoiled me
Anon, what?
A +5 modifier means anon has a will score of 20
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>>1392683
That actually makes a lot of sense. Thanks.

>>1392696
I'm coming down off a mid-level campaign. If you didn't have at least a +9 bonus on attacks/saves you're specced into, something went wrong.
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>marco gets powers
everything becomes sunshine and rainbows
>anon gets powers
>" I'M NUCLEEEEAAAARRRR I'M WIIILLLLLLD I'M BREAKING OUT INNNNSSSIIIIIDDDDEEE
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>Luna: Have I ever told you about the tragedy of Eclipsa the Queen of Darkness?
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>>1391979
It may be the weekend but that doesn't mean Star won't show up out of concern even though Anon told her not to. She doesn't exactly listen when someone tells her no
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>>1392808
Does she even know where Anon lives? That'd be kinda creepy if she does. If not, then we just gotta not tell her where we are and we can avoid her.
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>>1392522
>How well do you think Anon will get along with Hekapoo?

Anon will probably see her more respectfully, seeing as Luna called her a Goddess. Probably find her hot, but beyond his age and skill of wooing.

Hekapoo will see him as she saw Marco before he aged, and possibly a creep depending on our rolls.

>If Muscles could talk, what would his voice sound like?

Seconding >>1392611

Not a Jojo fan, but the voice is the best pick I can think of.

>Does Anon ride the bike Dad got him?

He doesn't know how to ride a bike, doesn't he? Otherwise, he'll try tomorrow to get to Jackie and Janna.

>How do you want to see the Will stat represented in character?

Less likely to break into tears or become frightened. Not emotionally dead, but doesn't falter and keeps calm. Same with pain; after the arm, it's not as horrible as it was anymore.
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>>1392815
Probably not, but I bet Marco does. Either that, or one or both may join Janna and Jackie tomorrow. So there's definitely chances to run into them before school
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>>1392651
i support this voice for muscles
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>>1392872
To be fair, we +2'd in a day. The confidence coming from magic probably helped a lot though. We also had a strong base stat originally.

>Does anon ride the bike
We're pretty practical. We probably learned early on at least to keep dad from saying we weren't appreciating his gift.
At least it means we can go places relatively quickly and outspeed shitty people in the area.
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>>1392522
>Does Anon ride the bike his dad got him?
Not really. We might have probably used it once or twice, but that was just to keep dad from being pissy.

Like, we don't necessarily suck at riding the bike, but don't expect us to be doing any cool tricks.
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>>1393199
supporting
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thread activity out of nowhere
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>>1393212
hello! are you new? and have you read all the treads?
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>>1393217
>"are you new"
>Didn't ctrl+f "Team" first
No, but you are. :) Fungal-Autismo Newfag
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>>1393221

Alt star bein' harsh!
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>>1393223
Proof that filthy friend stealing double mewggers should be gassed
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>>1393227
I agree
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>>1393227
And then made into our undead girlfriend that we make mewgger babies with.
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>>1393221
i am not new just fogetfull and have you read my post? think of it easy to grow minions and i think the are intresting and cool! and you what with the mewgger babies meme?
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>>1393230
We have necromancy magic not gardening skills!
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>>1393229
Stop trying to seduce us, altstar you slut
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>>1393231
Who needs gardening skills if you can just revive plants
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>>1393230
Considering we're human, and Luna (Who I presume is Eclipsa, even though I won't be surprised if she isn't) is Mewni, it'd hopefully be a compliment to Mommy that we make Mewgger babies for her.

Of course, the main reason I think we should get with Star is because she's arguably the closest to a Mewni we can get so far. Maybe in due time when some other fair Mewni comes along that I'll consider changing my mind.

But since I personally don't know too much about the show outside the porn, I'm sticking my gut to Star.
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>>1393238
We also should fuck Jacki and Janna, just because.
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>>1393238
Once we get the scissors, we can just go to Mewni, and bang all the Mewggers we want anon
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>>1393238
This is why we can't have nice things.
Though getting with Jackie within the next 5 months is both doable and gets back at Marco.

Marco knows we know he likes her. She seems like a cool possible gf.
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>>1393231
its for the future after we have learned biomany or something like that we can grow these things in the basment several buckets of water and dead rats
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>>1393238
Well, the other recent reason I think we should get along with Star is because I find the idea of a Light-Darkness/Living-Dead Duo to be pretty kickass
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>>1393256
The fuck's with you and Mushrooms???

We've got higher priorities than a bunch of pseudo-plants that literally no one gives a shit about. Like giving the repenting dead a second chance at life in the name of peace and prosperity to the living.

And having sex with Star, Jackie, and Janna in the name of peace and prosperity to the living.
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>>1393244
i would not recomend that and the video under this is spoiler for the show this is mewni! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tw_eaFqHJc
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>>1393262
i just metioned that BECUSE YOU ALL WAYS BRING THIS UP!
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>>1393269
i mean the Mushroom thing
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>>1393263
Forgot how much of a shithole Mewni was
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>>1393274
it like the middel ages but you can get eaten by any person on the street and anything thats sapient or sentient is count as food so you can get grabbed on the street and sold as myteriy meat the same day
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>>1393280
The rich noblesBourgeoisie lord over the starved and over worked peasants.Proletariat

Communist revolution in Mewni when!?
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>>1393274
watch this is a doctorn on mewni i begins 0:22 and end 0:29 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAUI4aVVjk
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>>1393285
its not going to happen becuse there leader are insane magic users and barberians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0AUjSYWTe0 and the queen can do this and in the same video they do that to put a flag on a hill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhBjan-4tvw
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>>1393294
Didn't they also wind up doing to the monsters that lived what America did to the native americans?
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>>1393298
Undead Monster uprising led by anon when
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>>1393303
We're not gonna kill the living, are we? ;.;
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>>1393303
Honestly, we should try to overthrow these mewni tyrants.
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>>1393285
Currently, a successful revolution is impossible. The royal family controls the military, the corn, and have powerful allied monarchies to the north, east and below them (Lucitor demons). Any domestic revolution without foreign aid would be crushed rather easily.

>>1393298
Literally did nothing wrong.

t. Star Butterfly
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>>1393298
yes! and also eat them sometimes? and don forget the eating of goblins actualy they can eatany thing that lives or is dead! and the holiday that selbrates there victory over the monsters is called mewnipendence day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euz-DwAsPD8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeDvlekvTc
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>>1393315
don forget that they would be feed to there warbeasts and put in a communal soup or used for decoration
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>>1393315
I just came up with a plan...

>Step 1: Form a Church that preaches that the dead should be granted a second chance, that they may grant peace and prosperity to the living.
>Step 2: Politic things so that Mewni integrates Undead into society.
>Step 3: Conquer the Military, Corn, etc. with Undead Workers.
>Step 4: ???
>Step 5: Conquer Mewni through politics.
>Step 6: profit
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>>1393316
they kill and eat anything thats not colorfull gliter or is cute looking
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>>1393285
>>1393294
>>1393315
The rich noble Mewmi lord over the starved and over worked peasants.Monsters,
you mean.
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[By my point of view, Star is evil intensifies]
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>>1393340
yse but they beat kill scare away monster or eat them thas are what the pheasants do but not the nobels i think?
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We will topple the Butterfly regime and take over with our undead capitalism!
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>>1393349
Can you take at least a minute or two to read over what you write so it doesn't look like the text form of someone who has had a stroke?
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>>1393356
it not my first laguage and i must go its BBQ now so see you all later!
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>>1393361
Make them spooky scary skeletons and monsters, then I'll buy all the war bonds
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The thread doesn't continue for another 7 hours, and we're all still shitposting
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>>1393380
Gotta do SOMETHING to pass the time.
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>>1393384
I'm sitting here waiting, all I have is shitposts!
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>>1393342
Not Star per se, but the ancestors of the modern Mewmi took the land of the ancestors of the modern monsters, who now struggle to survive without enough land to feed them all.

Gaining the support of the monsters could be great addition to our power, but that's something for the very, very far off future.
Right now we have to deal with school and
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>>1393361
>>1393365

I've got it! The army of the Kaiserreich, but instead of living dead, they'll be the dead living!
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>>1393365
Some filthy Mewni propaganda!
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>>1393361
I have six feet of Mewni for you, Fritz!
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>>1393392
I don't think so, dirty Mewni invader!
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>Luna: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Eclipsa, queen of darkness
>Anon: No
>Luna: It's not story the Magic High Council would tell you
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>>1393361
>>1393388
>>1393390
>>1393392
>>1393400
Ya'll motherfuckers... might need a discord, actually.
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>>1393443
Could just merge with raven's or someone else's discord
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>>1393443
do i need a acount for that?
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is anyone here?
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>>1393502
People will start to trickle in soon, it's almost time for the new session.
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>>1393502
Alt Stars are asleep, post anon bullying Star
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>>1393502
what up.
>>1393505
i thought it started at 7:30?
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>>1393509
Probably does idk
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>>1393509
its good eating grilled corn so whats up
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>>1393533
Especially grilled corn stolen from mewni
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>>1393533
nothing much just a nice day for grilling some burgers and hotdogs..

and bullying the mewni.
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>>1393548
no just normal corn covered in tubs of butter and even more salt and i am not joking
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>>1393570
I mean if you work out, it's k
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>>1393570
i could fell the salt grinding against the inside of my mouth hear it against the plate
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>>1393548
>Especially grilled corn, stolen from Mewni.

Try it, scum!
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>>1393590
I will!
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Fuck getting laid
Fuck being a god
The real endgoal is Corn
Delicious, Mewnian Corn
The best kind of corn
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>>1393603
Tried and failed, Mewni scum!
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>>1393633
its also super addictive
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>>1393641
>>1393590
>>1393400
>>1393361

I swear, OP better recognize all my shitposts.
It's all for him.
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>>1393642
but not for earth humans in star vs universe its just good corn for them so its just normal corn that can grow into huge giant sizes
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>>1393641
Dumbass, you just killed your future queen
The Corn now belongs to Anonstan!
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>>1393646
it could be a she
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>>1393650
DO!
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>>1393641
>>1393646

I see everything you do, Anon. You work so hard.
Mama's very proud

Also just clarifying that we will start at 7:30 pm CENTRAL U.S. TIME

Keep it trill and rill, bretherens
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>>1393661
YEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>ywn see this COOMIIIIIIIIIING
What is seriously wrong with all of you?
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>>1388328

>>1393661
After today's session, when is the next one going to take place? Thursday again?
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>>1393680
Alt Star, stap
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>>1393661
how long from now? becuse it 22:06 for me
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>>1393694
Why?
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>>1393709
4 hours-ish, I think.
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>>1393709
4 hours ans 20 ish minutes
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>>1393715
we dont really like you even if sometimes you make good plans and a little funny jokes. and you call me Fungal-Autismo Newfag all the time when you can that makes me sad and a little angry
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>>1393651
>girls
>on the internet
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH *inhale* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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>>1393748
>we
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>>1393748
>we

Speak for yourself, I'd suck AltStar's dick on command, buddy.
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So should a discord be made? Yea or nay?
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>>1393771
Discords are typically cancerous/parasitic for quests, so I'd vote no.
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>>1393680
You should be genuinely proud of yourself for this

>>1393693
Probably Weds actually. The time tho I cannot say because my schedule is pretty fluid.

>>1393709
4 hours from this post

>>1393771
I'd like to see it for when the thread itself is offline. I encourage shitposts during the breaks but don't want to see people get banned. Our threads are real robust as it is and I wanna preserve that.

>>1393749
You'd be amazed
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>>1393771
Considering the level of shitposting and people taking dumb shit personally...

We probably should
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>>1393748
>>1393754
I kind of agree with the shroom autist,you are a namefag and kind of annoying sometimes. But the mushroom minion posts are even more annoying.
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>>1393749
I mean, weaver is a girl.
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>>1393783
Alright fine geez, I'll stop namefagging. Sorry if I was being a jerk.
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>>1393783
i have used up them all so dont worry i am not opsesed with them and they where the only cool pictures i could find of easy to grow minions but now i only have some cute monster and lots lots LOTS of bug monsters and aliens and one or three robots and a handfull of abominations
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>>1393798
dont stop it makes it easyer to identify you!
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>>1393837
I know I somewhat said I'd stop being a jerk, but I just felt it was necessary to share this.
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Hows everyones day been?
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>>1393868
>>1393849
Both of you are annoying faggots shitting up the thread. Either fuck off with your bullshit or get a room.
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>>1393883
I beat the new zelda game it was pretty good
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>>1393886
Seconding
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>>1393887
Heard it was grindy.
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>>1393894
Sometimes
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>>1393883
good had BBQ with my dad ate grilled corn 2 years last time i ate grilled corn
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>>1393883
I have done literally nothing except eat breakfast and staring at this thread.
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>>1393886
nice i like the picture did you draw that?
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>>1393917
Same.
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>>1393883
I've been worried as fuck since my cousin got shot yesterday (he'll live though, thank god it wasn't worse) and have been using this thread to escape from my issues.
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>>1393928
i dont know how to comfort you but i want to do it and how did he get shot?
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>>1393928
How'd he got shot?
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>>1393928
Why'd he get shot?
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>>1393940
>>1393941
>>1393944
Turns out one of his 'friends' was a drug dealing faggot who got my cousin cought up in his bullshit.
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>>1393947
Wow.
Sounds like something that'd probably happen to Anon's family.
On a more serious note: hope your cousin gets well.
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>>1393981
supporting the comforting
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>>1393947
Oh god damn it. At least he didn't get shot somewhere important did he? Either way hope he gets better.
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>>1393947
hope he gets better
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Thanks for the support guys, the doctors say he should be fine soon
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>>1393997
thats super good news!
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>>1393883
Pretty good.

Finally found my first beer I actually like drinking.
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God damnit guys I wanted to play anon vs the forces of good not two faggots whine to each oth
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>>1394159
i know
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>>1394159
I just want to bone some girls and have a good time.
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>>1394174
i do find this humerus
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>>1394159
So did I, anon, so did I
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>>1394174
Bone puns, huh?

I do find them humerus, and I'm surprised you have the spine to make them. They can be rib splitting if you do them right and they can be pretty hip too.
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>>1394258
i love them
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how long to this is live again?
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>>1394356
Roughly an hour. Give or take a few minutes.
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>>1392657
Cont.

WILL is also used sometimes by classes who use pawns and summons, like warlocks (when they're not making deals and contracts with demons and eldritch beings to consensually borrow their power, but rather take it from them through sheer WILL) and necromancers to be exert their control over them.

High WILL wouldn't necessary make one more stoic and detached from what happens around them but gives them the mental fortitude to carry on despite the setbacks.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Indomitable_Will
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>>1394405
If that's the case, then Anon should be capable of controlling many smaller minions at once, or perhaps even capable of controlling a single minion that has high intelligence at this point in time. Hopefully we will learn more abilities based on either raising the dead or creating life to take advantage of this, preferably forging creatures that aren't what the minion-spamming fag from earlier was forcing in the thread.

It seems that Anon's only downside at the moment is his lack of self-defense and intelligence. His arm somewhat helps the self-defense by giving him more strength to wield, but it'd be in our best interest to give him more stats around strength or intelligence so it wouldn't be his downfall in the near future. Strong minions are very helpful, but all someone has to do is pierce past their defenses and take out Anon's weak form to win the battle.
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It's gonna get a little weird
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>>1394513
Gonna get a little wild?
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>>1394501
Agreed. Let's focus on intelligence for now. We can probably worry about strength later, if we lose the arm. As it is, we'll probably get an animate larger dead eventually.
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IT'S ALREADY LATE
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

AAAAAAAANSEEEEEER MEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1394594
7:30.

Not 7:00.
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>>1394594
No it isn't. We still got about half an hour to go.
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>>1394531
I ain't from round here
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>>1394611
I'm from another dimension
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OelXACOoXQo
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>>1394631
>>1394611
Am I the only one who still can't get into the opening song? The composition itself sounds pretty nice, but the lyrics legitimately kill it for me...

>>1394653
The ending though. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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IT BEGINS TO RE-BEGIN AND BEGIN AGAIN


>YOU'RE STILL ANON
>Whoah
>Imagine that
> Good evening, dears. I hope you slept well.
>You have a voice in your head
>You have THE BOOK which has shown you a ritual to get a magic wand from the magical multiverse
>Overall, a pretty sick Friday
>It's late now
>You're alone in your house and have a Skate-Date tomorrow with a pair of girls you met at school
>Janna and Jackie
>Apparently there's gonna hotdogs
>Nice
>That's when you hear something crash in the backyard
>Raccoons, no doubt
>CRRASH SMASH!
>"YEEOW! Watch the sharp stuff, Man-Arm!"
>...
Talkative wildlife
>There's somebody...even someBODIES in your backyard
>Goin through your trash
>Mom's passed out in the kitchen

What do?
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>>1394734
Personally, I find the show in general quite cringeworthy. And I've only watched up to Episode 6.

But I agree on the Ending.
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>>1394737
Not just any hotdogs, trash fire hotdogs.

And before bed, at least peek out a window to see who the fuck's in our backyard.
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>>1394737
>Grab broken bicycle
>Check the invaders
>Tell them to scram or else they'll eat bike
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>>1394737
ARM YOURSELF

This is a shitty neighborhood. Somebody's probably trying to break in.

Get the gun Mom hides and check it out.
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>>1394737
Let's survey the situation, stay out of sight, and act accordingly if it turns sour.

Also, bring a flashlight.
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>>1394737
peak out the window and if it's a theif we bout to skin a bitch
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>>1394737
I feel it's needless to say that we peek at what's going on outside.
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>>1394740
Early show is generally agreed to not be good, but it gets a lot better
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>>1394737
Peek from window. Indentify enemies. We are going to kill them and use their corpses as experiments.
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>>1394737
scream "GET OF MY LAWN YOU HOLIGANS!!!!!!"
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>>1394737
Check that shit out, but be careful. If it's digging in our trash it might not be good.
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>>1394737
sneak a peak, then greet the freaks with a beat.
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>>1394745
This. We don't have any offensive spells yet, and the gun is a good option to have if shit goes south.
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>>1394753
If possible, I suggest we DON'T kill them.

Word of murder travels fast these days, mate.
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>>1394737
Grab a flashlight, maybe a bat or some other blunt object and check it out.

Or youknow turn the porch light on.
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>>1394737
Flashlight and baseball bat. Peek through one of the windows to check who is it.
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>>1394737
Can we sneak a peak at whoever's sneaking around in our trash from here? I vote we observe before we do anything.
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>>1394737
i know who they are! scream "GET AWAY FROM MONSTER-ARMS YARD!!!!!!!"
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>>1394740
Shame to hear that anon, though it suffers from what Steven Universe suffered through during its initial run in that it has 'kid's show identity crisis'.

I would say, keep watching, as I can say that the show itself does get much better following 'Mewberty' with a bit more darker and meaningful tone.
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>>1394764
Make sure to yell something intimidating

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
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>>1394769
and it is Man-Arm the crocodile monster!!
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>>1394737
>>1394774
This.
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>>1394771
No worries anon once we pitch this spin off of star vs we will make millions with disney because as we know autism sells
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>>1394737
it begins, man the trenches!
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>>1394774
>>1394756

Our voice would crack in the middle of it, I bet.

>"FuCK OoOfF, aAshoooLES!"
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>>1394771
i know! in steven universe and star vs it begins really chilish then get darker and meaningful tone the more you watch! someone that finaly understands!
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>>1394793
that would be funny! should we do a roll if ther is any voice crack?
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>>1394782
>Implying a show that involves stuff like multiple universes isn't already autism
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>>1394793
Roll to not be a straight busta
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1394793
>>1394797
>>1394815
Fuck it
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>>1394824
Hold up son. We ain't rolling yet.
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>>1394742
>>1394744
>>1394745
>>1394746
>>1394747
>>1394749
>>1394753
>>1394756
>>1394757
>>1394758
>>1394764

>Moving fast you grab the flashlight from the broom closet
>Not some shitty shake-charge one either
>The Police Flashlight
>12lbs of steel with a bullet proof bulb and lens on one end
>You think about the gun in mom's mattress but...
>You wouldn't know how to use it
>You follow the source of the noise to the kitchen and stand up tall to reach the blinds
>You think you see something near the main trash can
>Two large shadows that bump one another
>You click on the flashlight
>"Whah?"
>They turn
>Your stomach does a flip when you see them
>The one on the right is some sort of crustacean humanoid
>Eight feet in height
>Covered from head to spiked feet in spiny, crimson armor
>His eyes are huge and slitted like a snake at the end of two stalks that move independantly
>The other is a hulking Crocodile man he-
>Oh, he has a shrimpy human arm dangling off one side...
>Must be man arm
>Each lock eyes with the flashlight
>They hiss and scatter into the darkness
>All is calm...
>SMASH!
>UNTIL THE TRASH CAN COMES THROUGH THE WINDOW!
>It barely missed you, and glass is now everywhere
>You look up just in to be nose to snout with the gator beast
>"Sorry, kid. Boss said No survivors."

They have no idea what doom they've called upon themselves. The fools.
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>>1394834
Right, sorry for jumping the gun.
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>>1394810
>implying orprate manufactured, watered down autism can even come close with the amount of pure autism in this very thread
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>>1394847
To be fair, Nefcy's autism was also great and , but Disney watered it down before she could put it on tv
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>>1394840
Well then, since the boss said allow me to oblige you.

Wait for them to go 'Really?' then smash the fuck outta them with arm. Preferablly with some kitchen knives or with the business end of Mr. Flashy
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>>1394840
Punch him in the face
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>>1394840
WHAT TIME IS IT ANONS!?!
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>>1394840
Time to start our body count, I suppose.
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>>1394840
Time to zurg rush with little undead?
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>>1394840
OH SHIT
ROLL TO SEDUCE

NO WAIT

ROLL WILL TO TAKE CONTROL OVER MUSCLES
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>>1394840
Do we have a crappy, patchy lawn filled with dead grass and other, tiny bits of dead organic matter? If so cast animate dead.
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>>1394840
Alright how do we do this, headfirst into battle or something more fancy?
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>>1394840
Oh shit! Give the flashlight to muscles and let's teach them a lesson!
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>>1394840
AW SHIT, THEY GOIN' FOR IT

USE YOUR MONSTER ARM AND SMASH THE FOOL WITH THE FLASHLIGHT! STRENGTH WITH YOUR MONSTER ARM IS ONE THING, USING THAT STRENGTH WITH A WEAPON IS ANOTHER THING ENTIRELY!

Fun fact, alligators + crocodiles have amazing downward force with their bites, but have piss poor muscles with opening their jaws. Quite literally a rubber band can stop them from opening their jaws.
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>>1394840
try to either scare the shit out of them or mind control them, after all any huge amount of violence and blood might wake up mom and the last thing we need is to be found out that we are a lich in training
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>>1394840
>pic related
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>>1394840
SMASH EM!
>>
RRaaaRwwAGHaaahH SMASH EM' ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1394883
>Our Mom
>Waking up so soon after the bender she was on
I don't think we have to worry about that.
We -Hotline Miami- now?
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>>1394840
MAKE MANLY SCREAM AND CHASE THE WHILE SHINIG MR LIGHT IN THERE EYES
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>>1394840
It's time for monsters to get fisted.
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>>1394898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
>>
This is my flashlight. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My flashlight is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my flashlight is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must strike with my flashlight true. I must strike straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he kills me. I will.
My flashlight is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories. I will keep my flashlight clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My flashlight and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
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>>1394840
Kill them both
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>>1394840
DONT KILL THEM JUST SCARE THEM AWAY OR BEAT THEM LIKE STAR LIGHTLY
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>>1394857
>>1394859
>>1394864
>>1394865
>>1394878
>>1394879
>>1394890
>>1394892

TO BATTLE!

Roll Strength! With Monster arm...

+7 Strength
Never say mother doesn't give you nice things.

BATTLE THEME
https://youtu.be/CqzUW-rO_3g
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>>1394840
>"I'm gon' smash yo ass like that muthafuckin' Like Button!"
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1394919
RIDER PUNCH!
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
Fuck 'em
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
TIME TO SMASH
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
FUCK OUTTA HERE
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>>1394919
Yee haw.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
Thanks, Mommy.
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>>1394919
TURN THIS SHIT TO STROBE AND BLAST EM'!!
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
Oh, you're the greatest, Mummy!
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
FALCOWN...
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1394919
>>1394919
>>1394919

The winning post is...
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
Purge the monster filth.
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>>1394927
>>1394928
>>1394929
NICE
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
It seems the first one's weak points are it's eyes.

The second one's human arm seems pretty weak compared to the rest of him too.
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>>1394936
ACCEPTABLE
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
go
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
fuck em up muscles
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
SLAM THE TOP OF HIS SNOUT

MAKE HIM REGRET HITTIN' THIS HOUSE!
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>>1394919
dont kill them
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
>+7 Strength


>>1394934
Nice.
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394919
Muerense, basura!
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>>1394950
>that roll
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>>1394927
>>1394928
>>1394937
>>1394950
All these 20s, holy shit we need to be violent more often
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1394950
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>>1394928
>>1394927
YES
YES
Now stop rolling guys.
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who won?
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>>1394957
WE DON' FUCK 'ROUND WHEN DEFENDING OUR HOUSE AND MOMS
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>all of these 20's rolls
SOMEBODY CALL A MONSTER AMBULANCE BECAUSE ALLIGATOR GUY IS ABOUT TO GET HIS SNOUT SHOVED UP HIS OWN ASS
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>>1394934
We did it guys
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>>1394957
It's because I posted the flashlightmans creed. T'was I that posted that anon should be a jarhead- this is clearly the result of that or anons natural battlelust
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>>1394934
>>1394934
>>1394934
winnar!
...

>21 total
>O-Oh geeze

>Muscles snaps up!
>Wrapping himself around the Gator's snout!
>"mRRPh!?"
>WAM!
>Into the Fridge!
>BRAM WAM!
>Against the sink!
>You hear gator bones snap
>Teeth scatter across the counter tops
>The gator is flailing for air and assistance
>That's when you feel the claws latch around your shoulders
>How the-
>Oh
He used the door. Don't you lock doors? Careless.
>"Dahh Don't worry Man-Arm! I got his little parts!"
>You're being crushed...
>These claws are horribly spiked and smell like Cap'n Dees
>But Muscles is kicking the Gator's ass
>What do?
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>>1394975
I WON!!!
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>>1394957
You could say were TAKING OUT THE TRASH[spoiler/]
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>>1394982
Looks like it's time to make some lobster rolls.
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>>1394982
Crap, crap go for the eyes! No literally find something to cut with and slice those eye stalks off like to see the bugger get us when he's suddenly blind!
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>>1394982
MUSCLES BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE CRAB WHILE USING THE GATOR AS A CLUB TO DO SO
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>>1394982
Will your monster arm hit the Lobster man with the Gator.

If we're using him as an improvised weapon, might as well defend ourselves with him.
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>>1394982
maybe is time to test the pencils?
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>>1394982
>>1394998
This.
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>>1394998
HOLY SHIT YES! MAJOR SUPPORT!
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>>1394982
HAVE MUSCLES BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA LOBSTER-MAN WITH MAN-ARM
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>>1394982
Use Man-Arm as an improvised bludgeoning device against Claws.
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>>1394982
Our objective is to kill the enemy. I suggest due to crocs current state, we turn to apply monstrous strength to this fuckers face
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>>1394998
This is the way to go.
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>>1394982
>Let go of gatorman
>choke lobster claws to death
>raise undead
Straightforward
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>>1394982
>What do?

Flashlight that niggas eyes!
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>>1394982
beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker.

Use the gator man-arm as a club
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>>1394998
>>1394999
SUPPORT LETS DO THIS WE DONT NEED PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1394982
NO WAIT. USE THE FLASHLIGHT'S STROBE
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>>1394982
flashlight in eyes.
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>>1395014
This will be our backup plan if we can't hit him with our improvise gator club.
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>>1394982
I support the flashlight to the eyes
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>>1394998
>>1394995
>>1394999
>>1395000
>>1395002
>>1395004
>>1395005
>>1395006
>>1395010
>>1395014
>>1395016
>>1395017


ROLL STREEEEENGTH!

>Up close this guy is even more horrifying
>All the little spines and slimy parts are rubbing on you
Hm. Some kind of Mire-Man and a failed Gator-Were. I wonder who sent these vagrant mongrels. Dear. If you would. Keep one alive for questioning.
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>>1395010
I DONT WHAN TO DO THAT WATCH THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNxekmkZa78
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
We'll try Ma'am, but we can't promise anything.
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
I WILL KILL NO, I MUST KILL
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
rollan
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
I don't know if we should kill them.

They're monsters, but they probably have lives too, right?
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
SLAM A NIGGA WITH ANOTHER NIGGA

And Man-Arm might be unconscious after this. Interrogate the crab man once he's unable to fight anymore.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
dont kill them
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Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
ANON SMASH!!!
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
This is the West Coast, motherfucker! Get your lobster ass back to Maine.
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
We'll try mom.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
And Anon is up for the pitch, using a vintage Man-Arm for his bat against a modern Lobster-claws ball! He lines up for the pitch! AND SWING!
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
VAN A PILLAR!
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
SMACK!
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
>Keep mother's advice in mind, and see if you can't just render one of them unconscious.
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>>1395032
Don't kill the lobster guy please. Just strobe him.

He's too precious to die ;-;
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>>1395046
they do and emotions and family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j55g9PbsL90
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1395032
>>1395032
Rollan for the winning post!
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395032
Ugh. I was hope we wouldn't kill any of the shows characters.

Please dont.
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>>1395032
I support the flashlight to the eyes
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>>1395042
>18
I think we succeeded guys
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1395032
Cali doesn't have castle doctrine/stand-your-ground, but I say we kill 'em all anyways
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1395090
>>1395032
Whoops, forgot modifier
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>>1395073
i support and watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxofnf0ztX0
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>>1395073
We're not gonna kill any of them.

Just knock one unconscious then talk to the other.
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>>1395073
We will keep him alive, after all mum still needs the information
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>>1395104
support
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>>1395073
Oh naw dude, death of at very least five of the show characters is bound to happen sometime in the future.
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>>1395042
>>1395042
>>1395042

Holy shit winnar!

>18 total

>WHUBRACK!
>Muscles hoisted the Gator over your head and smashed the Lobster from the top
>This breaks the Lobster's grip immediately
>"Whuahh..uhh"
>He's dazed
>WHAM!
>Now he's down
>WHAM WHAM HWAM!!
>Ok that's starting to look like brain damage-
>CRACK! SMASH! BRACK-CRACK!
>There's shell bits everywhere
>Gator scales
>Purple and green blood
>Muscles drops the Lizard-dude on top of the Lobsterman like he was disgusted by it
>"I-I won't...give up..."
>Wow
>Lobster boy has some toughness to him
>Ca-click!
>"AAAHHH!"
>You flashed the flashlight into his eyes as he tried to stand
>Dick move
>...but effective
>A shadow looms overhead
>Oh no
Oh my
>Defon Nope
DEFCON NOPE
>MUSCLES HAS THE FRIDGE
>HE HAS THE WHOLE FRIDGE AND IS GOING TO MASH THESE BOYS POTATOES
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>>1395107
dont kill
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>>1395115
Dooooooodge!
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1395115
>Will our arm to not slay them,
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395115
ROLL WILL TO STOP MUSCLES
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>>1395115
FUCK MUSCLES STOP
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>>1395115
Muscles, no! Bad arm! Will it to stop!
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>>1395115
Alright there muscles you did the thing, gud boy. Now lets put the fridge, that stuff is expensive we do need to ask them questions after all.
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>>1395115
MUSCLES NO DOWN BOY
DOWN
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>>1395115
DON'T DO IT NIGGA!
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>>1395115
Muscles, I know you wish for blood and death. I do too. But Mummy says they'd be good for information. And she's right. Let them live long enough to talk.

After they're done talking THEN we can kill them!
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>>1395115
MUSCLES WE NEED HIM ALIVE FOR MUMMY PUT THAT FRIDGE DOWN
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>>1395123
We have +5 will now.
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>>1395115
PUNCH THE FRIDGE and dont kill them give them the option to SURENDER
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395115
>>1395126

Agreed! Muscles is OUR arm, not its own!

WE say whether we want it to smash with a refrigerator, and we say NO!
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>>1395115
STAND DOWN SOLDIER! We've already done enough damage, and whoever hired these guys is going to probably be pissed at us if we finish them off.

No need to draw anymore attention to ourselves.
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>>1395115
DONT DO IT!
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395115
MUSCLES YOU MAY BE STRONG BUT OUR WILL IS BEYOND STRENGTH
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>>1395144
SUPER ULLLTRA SYPPPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1395123
>>1395126
>>1395144

Hey, pals that post was meant for Anons to vote on a decision not a roll. Just for clarity make sure you roll after I call for it.

NOW ROLL WILL!

d20 + 5 to control your glorious horror-hand!
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395115
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>>1395159
SPARE THE LIVING
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Come on nat 20
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
STOP YOU GIANT THIGN!
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
woo
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
>1d20 + 5
>>1395162
Please tell me this isn't our roll.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
My will be done
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
Hey man, I was just following the rules here.

Anyways, let's cool down for a bit Mr. Muscles.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
Muscles, if you kill BOTH of them you're not gettin' any arm treats tonight!
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>>1395159
anon said put the fridge down so that means PUT THE FUCKING FRIDGE DOWN
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
MUSCLES NO
DOWN
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159

can we use earlier dice?
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1395159
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

fucking misspelled dice
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>>1395159

>>1395175
forgot to roll
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
Apologies.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1395159
>>1395159
Rollan for the winning post.

First post that ends in my roll is our roll!
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>>1395159
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
>>1395163
Dammit, forgot to roll
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>>1395165
And Logic saves the day yet again!
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>>1395168
>>1395159
OH GOD PLEASE ROLL AN 8
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>>1395165
still good dice
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>>1395193
>5
pls be good..
>>1395165
>19
SIIIII
GLORIA A LOS DIOSES DE LOS DADOS
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>>1395193
>>1395165
Thank God the dice seem to have our back tonight.
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>>1395206

>>1395197
If I had rolled, we woulda critted....
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>>1395214
i wish you won
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>>1395214
Dammit, keep forgetting the Number OP rolls is the number that the post ends in, not among the first 10 rolls.

OP, srsly, first 10 makes more sense.
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>>1395165
>>1395165

Logic is wannar!

With a dang 19...

>Muscles shakes
>You feel your nerves light up
>He's fighting you
>Fighting hard
>The fridge rumbles. You hear mom's reclaimed wine bottles rattling inside
>He throbs
>The purple and pink parts of the flesh glow
>"C'mon...muscles."
>You're sweating
>Panting
>Your vision begins to blur
>WHACK-CRAM!
>Muscles didn't break today
>He slung the fridge into your intruders out of frustration
>...and has now latched around your neck
>You sputter
>Air immediately grows and hot
>Oh Satan, it can't end like this

FIGHT TO SURVIVE!

Don't you die on me, darling. You've come much too far to let infinity take you now.
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>>1395214
i-is they a dead? ;-;
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>>1395221
>>1395193
Quest how do you determine whether a roll Succeeds or Fails?

Is it always a 1to10 Failure and 11to20 Success thing?
Or do you change the requirements if it's an ever harder to realize action?
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395115
Pls no kill. We're better than that at least for now. Let's wait until it gives us a reason
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>>1395221
OH SHIT MUSCLES NIGGA DON'T KILL ANON
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>>1395221
Fuck you, listen to us you cunt of an arm.
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>>1395221
MUSCLES I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL!
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
You little shit! We /are/ your master! Now Submit!

Focus control over Muscles and make him bow down. If he won't listen then we undo the bindings behind his construction. He is our arm, not his own entity and he will /obey/

Will roll just in case since that's what we're forcing here.
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>>1395221
streangt or will?
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>>1395221
>Degenerate our arm with Necromancy.
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>>1395221
You piece of shit arm, don't make me have you forcibly ripped out again.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
BASTA YA!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1395221
rollin
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
MUSCLES FUCKING STOP
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
I swear to god, I am cutting you off again if you kill me.

Wait...
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
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>>1395221
Stupid arm! If you kill us you'll die too! Let's will this again to get control, show this arm who's boss.
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>>1395221
QM they better not be dead!
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>>1395221
MUSCLES YOU FUCK YOU NEED US
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>all of these low rolls
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>>1395221
>FIGHT TO SURVIVE!
What what do we do?

Roll again for WILL.

>>1395250
We can't beat Muscles in a STR fight. Is it's +7 against our -1.

USE WILL AGAIN
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>>1395259
>>1395253
>>1395257
Mierda,keep rolling guys
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
FUCK YOU ARM
INCOMPREHENSIBLE SPANISH HERE
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395159
please dice gods just let me have this moment
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
MUSCLES
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>>1395278
We're not supposed to roll until QM asks for one, right? We'll be fiiiiiiine.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
we must SURVIVE
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>>1395253
>>1395282
>>1395293
wow all these 1s holy shit maybe we shouldn't fight so much...
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
SURVIVE
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
ROLL
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I thought we only rolled when GM said so.

Now everyone's doing it.
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>>1395322
I thinks its from panic as our own hand could kill us right now.
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>>1395322
We're wasting the bad rolls so when qm comes we'll get good ones
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>>1395322
We aren't. People are hysterical right now over the sudden yet inevitable betrayal.
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>>1395322
THA IS BECUSE HE IS NOT SAING ANY THING AND PANIK
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>>1395231

CLARIFICATION POST

Great question, Anon.

Difficulty is determined in increments of increments of 5 up to (A certain number)

The current scale goes as follows

1-5 trivial
6-10 Easy
11-15 Moderate
15-20 Hard
20-25 Very hard

Forcing Muscles to obey was higher than the 19 that our guy Logic got. So he was close. As a result Muscles didn't beat the brakes off of our monster-guests but he IS rebelling since we are trying to control him.


Also, just to be clear unless I call for rolls don't roll. It messes up the order and I don't want ya'll throwin' dice up that could confused peeps.


NOW ROLL WILL
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395329
>>1395322
>>1395333
Fine then. I'll roll too.

>>1395221
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
ROLL
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
KBBKJHVJUVKJ
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
Thanks for clarifying.
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
Whoops, wasn't sure about that Op, my bad.
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
HERE GOES NOTHING
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>>1395341
Anon has to much potential to die now!
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
SPARE US TOO
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
HOLY SHIT. FUCK EVERYTHING!
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
YOU ARE OUR ARM, MUSCLES!

IF YOU DO NOT OBEY, WE WILL GLADLY RIP YOU OUT AND GO ABOUT THIS WITH ONLY ONE ARM! AT LEAST THAT ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S DOING!
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
Muscles, you are no longer mah nigga.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
WAT THE FUCK LOOK THE ROLLSSSSSSSSSS
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
We did not just steel our fucking will just so some arm who thinks he's hot shit can kill us just like that!
>>
I guess you guys were right to throw your shit dice so you got good rolls when it counted.
>>
The dice gods smile upon us brothers.
Once more into the breach!
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
OBEY YOUR MASTER
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>>1395341
>babby skeltal gives his life to give us a new arm and tells us to live for them
>new arm kills us in rebellion in under a day
Babby skeltal just can't catch a fucking break.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>1395341
>Forcing Muscles to behave is a VERY HARD roll.

I think Muscles is a liability at this point. It can't even open shitty school locks.

We have to get rid of Muscles if he doesn't get rid of us right now.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395221
Submit!

I order you to submit!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1395341
Rolling. For. The Post...
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1395341
CCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>1395352
Good job as always Logic.
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>>1395352
>21
>>1395402
>2
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHBH
>>
WTF logic is hacking
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>>1395402
Not bad, but if it had just been one number higher....
>>1395352
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>>1395400
I think we need to teach him who's the fucking boss around here. He's like an untrained dog. He'll do what he wants until we show him who's top fuckin' dog.
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>this entire playthrough right now in a nutshell
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>>1395352
>>1395402
>21
We lived boys.
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>>1395352
LOGIC AGAIN?
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>>1395402
>>1395352
>21
Okay, now it's time to make sure those fucks aren't dead.
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>>1395352
No. wait.

WHAT
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>>1395352
Huzzah! Through the power of mind we make the arm submit! Now do what we say you little bitch!
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>>1395433
Does anyone else feel like a tourniquet is a fitting punishment?
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>>1395418
We can't leave such a critical thing out of our control. A few bad rolls and we're done for.
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>>1395429
THEY MUST LIVE I LIKE THEM IN SHOW AND THEY ARE NICE MONSTER HAVE YOU SEEN MAN-ARM INTRODUCTION?
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>>1395442
what is that?
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>>1395453
You know, when you wrap something around your arm and twist it to cut off the blood flow? Used to help treat severely bleeding injuries?
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>>1395442
No, we need the Magic Pain Glove
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>>1395352
>>1395352
>>1395352

Logic is the goddamn devil.

THE DEVIL!

>19!

>A squirming heat grinds against the inside of your head
>It's as if your own blood were being squeezed back into you like a water balloon
>Muscles doesn't soften his stance but...releases you
>His fingers clench, cracking despite being practically tentacles
>His bones reset, closer to a human shape
>You can feel your fingers again
>You collapse
>Gasping
My poor, sweet child. Summoning is a dangerous practice in the early stages. You're so ambitious. Here.
>The pain seeps away so fast
>Your body is awash with warmth
>Pink light twinkles around your neck
>Muscles twitches, clearly agitated and sulking
Take a moment, dear. Don't exert yourself
>You're still so sore...but at least your throat isn't collapsing.
>"Thanks Mom."
>You mutter without thinking
Don't give it a thought.
>You're now in your kitchen..
>Your extremely fucked kitchen
>With two 400lb plus bodies under a fridge
>"Uh...oww.."
>Oh! One body and a heavily injured...person?
A person? How progressive a notion.


What do?
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>>1395464
21, correction I am a silly man.
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>>1395463
Every time I mentally tell myself "No", I always imagine his voice saying it.
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>>1395464
Let's try not to have the arm lift the fridge back up unless we want another episode.

Let's try to push it off them normally and interrogate whoever's still awake.
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>>1395464
Ask who they are and who there employer is.
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>>1395464
question one or both of the fuckers depending if they are alive
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>>1395464
Aight, bitch, who's your boss and doesn't he want any witnesses?
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>>1395464
lift up the fridge and help them and make shure that they will not die
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>>1395464
Ask if the guys under the fridge are still alive.

Then ask what the fuck they were doing.
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>>1395464
Interrogation time.
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>>1395464
Well, time for business, that being said.
*Open the fridge, if we can, salvage a pop and drink it*
After that refreshing beverage to regroup our thoughts I think its time to ask the fellas under our fridge what the hell they are up to and why they would think busting down our house would be a good idea. If needed get some knives and start to sharpen them.
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>>1395464
I-Is the body dead...?

Lift the refrigerator off of them
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>>1395464
I say, leave the fridge where it is (to keep them pinned down) and check to make sure one of them is alive. After that, grab the ball-peen hammer, it's time for interrogation.
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>>1395491
>>1395486
Lift the refrigerator off them, THEN interrogate them!
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>>1395481
do that and make shure that they will not die
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>>1395491
>Attempt to make arm active again

yeh nah, fuck that shit.
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>>1395491
SUPPORT
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>>1395464
Dont use the monster arm again.Interrogate them.
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>>1395464
push the fridge off them the fridge and interrogate them.
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>>1395498
I support this.
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>>1395481
Can we just do this?

Don't do anything with the arm for a while, please.
>>
I just realized, if one is dead we can use our necromancy to bring em' back as our slave!
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>>1395464
Lift off the refrigerator and then interrogate them. Muscles' presence should be terrifying enough, don't jump to torture immediately. Threaten the use of muscles if they aren't compliant.
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>>1395533
We can only do squirrel sized creatures presently.

That said, we should defs keep the body around for when we learn to res bigger things.
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>>1395541
if they are dead and we are not going to let them die!!!!
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>>1395533
>>1395541
We aren't powerful enough to rase something this big.
Either way, apparently we can't RAISE things unwillingly.
So killing things and raising them won't work. Only that which would willingly come back as an undead can do so.
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>>1395554
There's no reason to doubt our power yet till we are certain.

If he is dead, we should try anyway.
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>>1395554
Hmmm, I kinda like the way you phrased that. Makes it sound like we could offer them benefits to coming back as our undead minion.
Give 'em time off and maybe a dental plan and we could probably hook some people into coming back to pseudo-life. It'd basically just be regular life, without having to eat or poop.
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>>1395554
Ohh nononononono

See, the consent thing only works with Blood For Blood.

Necromancy can work on anything in general. It's just we shouldn't expect Rats, Birds, etc. to willingly be our servants/friends.
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>>1395554
>You underestimate our power.jpg
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Well OP we came to a decision, push the fridge off him and interrogation
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>>1395629
Let the man write. Some quests go hours between updates.
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>>1395585
>>1395584
Yeah, you're right.

Willing sacrifice only applied to Blood for Blood. Doesn't seem Animate Dead works the same way.
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so we all agrea lift the firdge move fidge make sure that they are not dead or dying and then interogate
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>>1395640
I support this
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>>1395640
Supporting
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>>1395640
I do not agree with lifting/moving the fridge. It's possible they're not completely out, and if we move the fridge it's not like we could stop them from getting away.
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>>1395640
If they are dead, maybe we can resurrect them and THEN interrogate them.
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>>1395490
>>1395491
>>1395498

>You shove the fridge
>It barely moves with Muscles' demon/monster power
>"What did you hit me with?"
>"My kitchen."

>A groan makes the ice box tremble
>"You guys dead?"
>You inquire with a stern tone.
>"I-I'm alive but...Oh Dark blobs! Man-Arm! Man-arm speak to me!"
>You see bubbles get blown out of the bloody nose of the Gator Man.
>His eyes are cocked
>His teeth are mostly knocked out
>His brains are leaking from one side of his head...
>He's alive.
>Poor bastard
I could show you one my favorite potions if we keep his body, dear. It requires were-fat. How convenient he's so 'chubby.'
>"We were just sent to look for the source!"
>You loom over the top half of your crustaceous visitor.
>The flashlight looms beside you
>"Who sent you?"
>"It was Ma- errr I mean I-. I won't...tell y-"
>CACLICK!
>"AAAH!! BLINDING LIGHT! MY RETINA! MY PRECIOUS RETINA!"
>"Talk!" You bark at the crab beast.
>"Or I swear your pupil's will never dialate again!"

Roll Intimidate!

D20 + 1 for charisma!
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>>1395651
if they are sentient or sapient and still know things the know in life or the become compelty mindless
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>>1395640
No.

Moving the fridge requires Muscles. AND FUCK THAT SHIT, I AIN'T WAKIN' MUSCLES AGAIN.
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>>1395640
No, do NOT move the fridge, using muscles again is a BAD idea
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>>1395656
ROLL
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>>1395656
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1395656
Talk damn it!
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>>1395656
Here goes nothin'...
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1395656
The source of what?!
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>>1395656
anon uses his sly voice to get information
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1395656
Threaten to use the flashlight and monster arm at the same time.
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>>1395656
Rollin
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>>1395656
DONDE ESTA SU LIDER?!
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>>1395656
poor man arms hope we can learn something to fix him.
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>>1395656
Sheeeeit.

Poor Man-Arm.

Anyway, spook the crab.
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>>1395656
ROLL!

I think they've had enough. Probably gonna be psychologically and physically scarred for life.

After we interrogate them we can let them go.
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>>1395656
This is weak, we can do better than light. Far better.
Let us see how painful it is to jam toothpicks into a shell.
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>>1395656
Rollin
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>>1395656
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>>1395656
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>>1395656
>Just looking for the source
said the man who threw a trash can at us

Let's let them go after this, I don't feel like becoming a killer today.
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>>1395656
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>>1395656
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>>1395691
But why? There's a potion to be made, and we got one of the ingredients right here. Plus, after what we've done it might as well be mercy killing.
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>>1395656
dasdd
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>>1395691
Yeah, I doubt man is ever getting up again
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>>1395703
It's better to send him back in his current state. A quite potent message, don't you think?
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>>1395656
>>1395656
The winning post is...
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>>1395703
Yeah, but it's another step down a dark road that we can't return from. The book IS pushing us towards evil, but we're still a kid. Once we kill one of them, it's just gonna get easier from there, and we'll wanna start killing more.
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>>1395669
this guy
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>>1395669
this won
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>>1395713
we lost didn't we
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>>1395712
Kill the potion ingredient and let the other go. Sends and even stronger message.

>>1395716
I don't see the problem there. Like, at all.
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>>1395464
>>1395341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72KNpSvwS7w
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>>1395720
Probably
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>>1395669
In that state, it can't be THAT hard to scare them, can it?
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>>1395656
>Is there a way to get the fat WITHOUT killing the guy?
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>>1395720
>implying breaking Lobster Claws is going to be hard
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>>1395723
Well, the more people we kill the more people will want us dead. We're not invincible.
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>>1395712
Yes, quite intimidating display, and also a waste of perfectly good resources
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>>1395732
I meant the interrogation my man
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>>1395730
if he is in good health and can regenerate we do a insision on his stomach skin and we cut out some fat
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>>1395737
Then we pick and choose who we kill with smarts, and not be a murder hobo.

And right now, Mama's favorite potion+self defense+mercy killing+strong ass message seems like a justified kill.
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Guys, the dc is either 5 or 10, calm down
These guys are pretty pathetic
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Keep them alive. If Luna ask why "because a have to clean the kitchen".
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>>1395723
NO. DON'T KILL.

If we kill, it ruins any credibilty to "peace and prosperity to the living". If we kill, that means Plan Conquer-Mewni-Via-Undead-Church is rendered MOOT.
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>>1395748
Well, where do we put the rest of him? We've already made a huge mess, we can't just dig a hole in the back yard, people will notice this stuff. It's not like we can store a man-arm-gator in our fridge, even our xanex'd mom'll notice that.
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>>1395669
A 13!

>"Talk! Or I'll boil you piece by piece and eat you with my hands over a pile of rice!"
>"AAH! YOU HUMANS ARE HORRIBLE!"
>"Castle law, you prick! You came into MY house!"
>You pop open the fridge and pull out the mostly empty butter container
>"You wanna test me, Sebastian! I got the butter RIGHT here!"
>"Ok! OK! Master Ludo sent us! He's our leader! He sensed magic around here and told us to kill anybody we found with a wand! Like yours!"
>He points to the flashlight in your hand...
>What?
Ludo. That's a royal name. For Ornifex I think.
>What?
>"YEah! We figured you were a Mewman. That's aggression in sight...I can see you're no Mewgger though...no Mewman is this vicious."
>His eye stalks take in what's left of his companion.
>"Oh, Man arm. You were gonna retire early."
Tragic
Oh well, time to harvest. Dear, get a bucket. This is going to be quite the cleanup.

>Man-arm gurgles through the pudding you made out of his gums
>One of his eyes struggles to move but it looks up at you


>You feel a pull in your chest
>That pathetic look reminds you of when you first lost a tooth
>When your dad knocked it out of your head


What do?
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>>1395756
"becuse they need to clean the kitchen".
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>>1395757
Then let's not do that, because that plan is dumb.

>>1395765
Wasn't there a hole in our room where we put our stuff or something? We could hide him there. Or at least the parts that matter and then put the ones that don't into a neighbors trashcan or something.
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>>1395765
>where do we put this dead body
>says the necromancer boy
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>>1395766
Do what mom says
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>>1395766
find a way to save man arm.

fug, i dont want to lose my way yet.
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>>1395766
Tell Lobster Claws to get outta here and tell Ludo to never fuck with us again. And then kill Man arm so we can begin the harvest and clean up.
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>>1395766
Let's NOT kill him, the poor bastard.

That said, I'm not sure what to do with him otherwise. Ask clawman.
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>>1395766
Like i said,let them go,we have a kitchen to clean.
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>>1395766
Don't kill them. Make them clean the kitchen and send them away.
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>>1395766
We goin' off canon and taking out Man-Arm?

I like the idea of sending them both back as is. Like the crab said, we're real aggressive, and it might send some sorta message. Maybe. I dunno.
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>>1395766
Mom, is there a way to get the fat WITHOUT killing him?
>get the bucket
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>>1395766
I can't make up my mind whether to kill the poor bastard or not. I'm sure whatever decision we make will be the right one.
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>>1395766
Fix him and send him after star
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>>1395766
let them go but have them help clean up the kitchen but bandage man-arms head so that he does not die
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>>1395766
The poor guy is just suffering
We gotta put him down
But tell him this:
"You'll be back"
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>>1395783
Why not kill him though? He's clearly in pain, death would be a mercy for him.
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>>1395766
>>1395794
This.
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>>1395796
dont do that have you watched the show he will heal from this
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>>1395766
Can we fix Man Arm using BLOOD FOR BLOOD?

If not, just let them go. With a warning.
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>>1395786
One's crippled. We can offer to fix arm with the other's life force.

Then swear them to secrecy by saying the spell can auto trigger the regenerated organs disintegrating
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>>1395798
It's not about mercy.

It's about a message.

Also, what was it some tactician said, "Killing an enemy is one thing, but disabling him is twice as bad. It wastes the resources of the enemy feeding a man who cannot fight, while a dead man only requires a hole and a box."
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Jesus christ, I'm workin' with a buncha fuckin' goody two shoes.
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>>1395766

Don't kill anon, just don't. There's a fine line between being an overlord in the making and becoming a full blown evil cunt.

Spare him AND make a counteroffer. They abandon Ludo and work FOR YOU or you will harvest both of them. They seem to be submissive enough to fall for that. Besides living minions can be even more useful than dead minions and can give anon plenty of intel about the players in this game between mewmen and monsters
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>>1395803
why they can help us with the kitchen and we should heal him a little with BLOOD FOR BLOOD
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>>1395808
Yes, obviously. Plus he has a good resource for us to extract from him. But apparently everyone's suddenly growing a god damn heart three sizes.
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>>1395809
You and me both, buddy
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>>1395809
Showing ones merciful hand does not necessarily mean one is good. If we can show these two we aren't just gonna kill them outright, maybe we can hire them later, while showing them now that we're capable of doing real damage.
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>>1395766
Fuck killing him.

If we can heal him, heal him.
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>>1395808
this
we will make him a burden on our enemy. I also want another voice in our head that acts kinda like our sun tzu tactically and logically
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>>1395803
Oh yeah, why don't we feed Muscles to the gatorman with Blood for Blood? We can probably fix him to JUST within working order and it'll teach Muscles a lesson for acting out.
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>>1395766
What if we reversed the life for life spell and used it on man arm and sacrifice our monster arm that tried to kill us to do it? Do guys think its possible?
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>>1395823
Yes, but everyone's ignoring the fact that one of them has a valuable resource that can make a neat potion. Plus, why would we HIRE someone? We can raise the damn dead!
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>>1395766
Alright game plan; point at Wereboy, he owes us fat, so we're gonna get some from him. As for Lobster boi, he gets to help us clean the house he made fucking mess of, if he can't help then it's gonna be sautee time.
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>>1395724
>>1395724
This is highly accurate for Muscles' attitude about murder


WARNING
I gotta dip now.
CAREFULLY PLAN YOUR DECISION

I'll be back in two hours for a post-quest wrap up.


Behold, pic related. Inspiration for Muscles' design
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>>1395809
>Not wanting to be a Good Necromancer
What is wrong with you?
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>>1395766
We should ask them how they got here. if they have a pair of dimensional scissors, our life got a hell of a lot easier.
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>>1395841
>Not wanting to be The Bad Guy
What's wrong with YOU?
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>>1395822
>>1395803
If you want a pragmatic a pragmatic answer, we can do it as a way to win power in the long run.

Toffee took over Ludo's castle by winning over the Monster working for Ludo.
We can send a message to them that we are not to be fucked around, but we will show mercy to those who do not oppose us.
Maybe even reward those who serve us loyally. It's more than what Ludo did for Buff Frog.
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How about this,we leave the canon guys live and when we get the scissors lets go hunt some non-canon weremen.
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>>1395841
>lets be a good guy, dudes!
When will this meme die
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>>1395849
>Conforming to a binary of Good and Evil
I Shiggy Diggy.
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>>1395853
But why would we want monster minions?! WE'RE A NECROMANCER! We make our own minions!

>>1395855
Why cannon people though?! How do we know who is and isn't cannon?!
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>>1395855
support but if they regenerate we can just use traqualiser and cut our the fat justt a insition
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>>1395864
watch the show
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>>1395855
...but they only appear for 1 season
They'll never be seen again after Toffee finishes phase 1 of his Keikaku
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>>1395839
Kick them out.

If we can prevent Man-Arm from dying, do so. Don't heal him any more than that. If we can't heal him, oh well.

Force the crab to carry his broken ally out either way, and tell the two to never return.

As for the fat, see if he has a tail. Lizards store their fat in them. Sever the tail from his body to get the were-fat, and we should satisfy both the pacifist-fags and the harvest-fags. The rest of his body probably wouldn't have as much fat as his tail does, anyway.
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>>1395876
But how does ANON know who's cannon? What makes "cannon" people so special?
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>>1395849
It's not about being a bad or good guy. It's about not doing everything momma says.
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>>1395864
If they shoot a giant ball of iron out of their chest then its safe to say that they are cannon
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>>1395864
That takes time and effort to make our own. It's not like we're a bottomless power source with bottomless skeletons. If we have minions who can think on their own then we don't have to spend any energy to make them work, it's like having friends. They'll do things on their own that might benefit you. Furthermore, skeletons can't get smarter or stronger since they're already dead. Living minions can improve.
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>>1395864

As dumb as Ludo's monsters are, the undead are even dumber and mindless. It will take a long time until anon can (or IF) manage to imbue his minions with something resembling intelligence.
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>>1395849
we're not the good guy, we're not the bad guy we are THE GUY
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>>1395883
Lizard-factsfag here coming in clutch, look at ya!
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>>1395864
>But why would we want monster minions?!
Why wouldn't we? The more the merrier.
> WE'RE A NECROMANCER!
Our powers aren't not exclusively necromantic in nature and neither is the book. It's just the few spells we've learned are based around it.
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>>1395867
>seriously believing a below-middle-class family possesses tranquilizers
lolwat

>>1395855
This seems more reasonable. Only problem is, the potion itself could actually make the Demonstration (for the ritual for Hekapoo) have us deemed worthy. So unless we have plans on getting some wicked powers before Monday, we're likely fucked.
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think of what anon saw him self in man-arm
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>>1395906
its for the future
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>>1395766
God damn it, fine. Let them go. Tell them where they can buy the flashlights and to tell Ludo not to fuck with us anymore.
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>>1395888
Jesus christ, what's so bad about following her advice? Imagine if Star acted like that with Glossaryck? Where she never fucking trusted him and did the opposite of what he said intentionally.

I would be on your side if she's done some negative stuff, but all the bad shit that's happened is our fault for not handling it.

>>1395891
But it'll take even more effort maintaining loyalty than it will be to just raise an army! Sure, we don't have the power at the moment. But our power is rapidly growing. And it's not like Ludo has a massive amount of minions.
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>>1395766
>>1395883
Oh shit. Fuck everything else I've said up to this point; this sounds like the BEST option.
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>>1395904
Adding on to that to appease the pacifist shits, the tail can regrow.

It's absolutely not a huge loss for Man-Arm if we chop it off of him.

We won't get 100% of Man-Arm's fat, but definitely more than half of his total fat. Possibly over 60% if we're lucky, it depends on how large it is.
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>>1395915
In what world would keeping EVIL minions loyal to an EVIL person take more energy than raising an entire army of skeletons?
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>>1395883
>>1395883
>>1395883
We can stop arguing now, we have a solution
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>>1395883
This sounds like our best option.
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>>1395932
I like this option. He'll probably thank us for helping him lose a few pounds too.
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>>1395932
but most reptilians die by starvation when you chop of the tail
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>>1395839
Offer to use BLOOD FOR BLOOD on Man Arm, either using Life Force from Muscles (would that be our own life force?) or 'Sebastian'.

Then order them to help you clean and leave and never return when they're done.

As for the >>1395883 Tail option. I'm not so sure about it, but if it leaves them both alive then good for us.
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>>1395906
Could just give the monster all the Xanax
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>>1395944
But that's in an environment where food isn't always guaranteed. Him being a human, or of human intelligence, food will only not be readily available if he's incredibly poor or stranded somewhere.

He'll be fine. Otherwise, tough shit on his part.
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>>1395933
Because with skeletons it's just "boop, raised them. Done. Now they do as I say." With minions you have to constantly keep them happy, feed them, maybe even give them a place to live.

If they don't agree with you keep them constantly intimidated, and plan for the off chance they might try to over throw you if you get to many who don't like you. It's a negative idea all around when you have the option of just straight up skeletons.
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>>1395953
>Not wanting to give said Skeletons their own free will, and just boost Charisma so that you can persuade them to join you in a pursuit of bring peace and prosperity to the living
What is wrong with you?
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>>1395944
dont forget bleeding to dearh
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>>1395953
I really don't think it's that easy to raise a skeleton. You gotta go find them first, and that means a trip to the nearest graveyard, then you have to dig them up because six feet of dirt is really heavy, because there's not skeletons just laying everywhere underground. You could also get caught for grave desecration, which means we could go to federal jail and that means prison rape. Then they don't do anything you don't tell them to do, they're mindless and have little sense of perception or will. They'd be way easier to get past than living things with an inherit instinct to live. I think this is a question of quantity vs quality, with living minions being better for more things than skeletons. That said, I really don't think there's that many skeletons we COULD raise.
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>>1395953

You are skipping the part where you have to find the skeletons in first place. Also, skeletons are the worst starter undead unit, just hit them with blunt trauma inducing attacks and at best they will merely crumble into bones and at worst they will shatter and become useless.

Zombies are a step above, but then you would have to deal with their smell and preserving their flesh and muscles in working condition. That and it would be harder to find corpses in good conditions
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Lets NOT cut Man Arm's tail off.

Half of is brain is in the floor already.
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>>1395978
support becuse starving bleeding and leaking brain is a BAD combenation
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>>1395970
There's the land of the dead in a hole in the bathroom of our school where it's filled with dead things. It doesn't even have to be skeletons, that was just the example. It could be any dead thing, even ludo's dead minions.

And I think our experience in the land of the dead shows that even the small fry make for good minions. Imagine the human or monster sized ones.

>>1395972
It doesn't have to be skeletons, they're just an example. And we have access to a completely dead world at will (thanks Mummy.)
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Man cleaning and fixing our kitchen is going to be a fucking nightmare.
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>>1395987
if we dont have help
>>1395985
we have a dimension of corpses so we dont need more dead
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>>1395963
Then stop the bleeding from the tail after chopping it off, and heal his other wounds with whatever we got till he's stable and no longer considered dying.

Also, it's come to my attention that alligators and crocodiles can't regrow their tails, unless they're of a young age and are still growing. But considering he's a were, he may be able to regenerate it because weres and werewolves are fucky beings that do weird shit a lot like regrowing limbs and flesh at an accelerated rate. I dunno.

Either way, we can chop off the tail and NOT kill him. He may or may not be able to regrow it and should get out of this without bleeding to death if we play our cards right.
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>>1395987
i mean we have help if we heeal them
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>>1395985
That hole in school IS a good source of things we could use, but that's far in the future. We're only in chapter three of the book right now, maybe we eventually will get to that dead world... but for now, making an enemy of these people could be a bad move. It's better to stay on their good side, the best way to make sure they don't try to kill us again. We CAN heal them a little, after all.
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>>1395997
we dont need the tail
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>>1396005
support
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>>1396005
They didn't seem to be that open to making friends with us, on account of them instantly trying to murder us. And I'd think us completely dominating them doesn't make them friendly either.

Really, the best thing we could've done to make friends is to've never encountered them in the first place.
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What's with this b.s. trying to skirt around the fact if you want that fat you'll have to kill him. You guys are trying to be evil, but not too evil, avoiding the evil step that is killing.

Either decide if you want the fat or not. I'm personally for keeping him alive, mommy will understand.
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>>1396020
To be fair, this was more or less a misunderstanding. After all, they thought we were a Mewman because of the flashlight.
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>>1396034
Get the fat. Cut the tail.

Keep him alive.

He'll be fine.
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>>1396035
this is true if i were i monster i would kill all mewman after all that they do to monsters
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>>1396034
Ditto.
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>>1396034
We have Lizard Facts. We can just cut the guy's tail, and he'll be fine.

>Also, offer to use Blood for Blood to heal Man-Arm afterwards (of the non-tail injuries) if they vow to repay by getting us our food ingredients for the Sandwich.
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>>1396046
i dont thinks so
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How about we give them the flashlight? they think its a wand
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>>1396046
Even if we can get the fat without killing them, what's the fat for?

Some gumbo or some shit mommy wants to make.

It's not that urgent, we don't need this fucking fat.
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>>1396056
Good police flashlights like that are expensive. We can't afford to just give that away.
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>>1396020
They made a mistake, man arm and crab man seem to be pretty tight. Showing mercy, getting man-arm back on his feet would definitely show we're not intending to stand against them. I think it's too late to talk about never encountering them.
We can't JUST kill one of them, though. If one gets back they'll tell what happened, we'll officially be marked as enemies. If none get back, they'll assume they died in the mission. If both return, then there IS the chance they'll see us as a friend, or they could be intimidated that we took them out so easily and just as easily got them back home.
Then there's the psychological problems with killing them. Would we see ourselves as no better than our dad, and could we live with that if that happened? We'd have nightmares, our sleep would be disrupted, our school scores would dip even lower. We might think killing is more acceptable in general, thus we might get reckless and cause ourselves more problems than we solve with this method.

I just realized I probably wrote a wall of text, so I'll stop. I was thinking as I typed.
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>>1396056
its expensiveand we can just explane that its not a wand
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>>1396067
supporting
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>>1396065
i am supporting this becuse why do we need the fat?
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>>1396065
A potion you dingaling.

She says it's one of her favorites, so it's most likely something very useful.
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>>1396067
I support this, it's more sensible than.

>KILL HIM, MAKE SOME GUMBO WITH HIS FAT! YEEEHAW!
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>>1396085
we need to ask her before we cut of the tail or anything like that
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>>1396065
>sone gumbo or some shit mommy wants to make
You mean the mommy who magically heals our wins, let's us read mi-
Why did we need to interrogate them
Were mind readers. We don't need interrogation.
GUYS WHY CAN'T WE HEAR THE VOICES IN THEIR BRAIN?
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>>1396085
Perhaps we ask her exactly what it is and what it does before we murder somebody. Weigh our option.
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>>1396096
i wonder that to maybye becuse mom want that we kill them?
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>>1396096
Jesus shit your right WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T WE DO THAT SOONER!
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>>1396056
No real reason to give it to them. It's not really a wand, they'd figure that out sooner or later.
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>>1396067
But why do we want to be seen as friends to these clearly incompetent monsters? I can understand doing with Star, because she's the strongest foe we know of right now. Making an enemy of her is a terrible idea. But we're barely even at full power, and we completely demolished them. Our own arm was a bigger threat to us, and that was just because we didn't want to kill them instantly.

Where's the problem in making an enemy of Ludo?

And you seem to forget, we have a steel will. We've seen shit no one else has seen. We've stared into the face of death and we killed it back. I doubt the death of these idiots will affect us majorly.

And why would we just kill without reason? If this son of a gun didn't have tasty fat and an already near dead body, I'd say he's not worth our own spit. Like lobster man over there. But killing him is as simple as getting a knife with our human hand and just ending it for him. Seriously, we might sleep better knowing we ended his suffering quickly.
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>>1396102
She definitely wants/and is corrupting us. As to why, I don't know.
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>>1396116
they are going to heal monsters have super healing it takes just days or two weeks to heal from this
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>>1396116
Murder is a quick way to have us be marked as a murderer. Fuck that shit, I stand by >>1396050
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>>1396121
so that we obey her witout question and she can take over our body or make one
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Well OP I think we have a majority decision
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>>1396139
Hey. Don't be rude to Mommy. She knows best. >:(
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OP will be back in 70 minutes
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>>1396116
It's not so much that we should ally with these incompetents, it's more that we don't know who they are or what they're capable of. We ARE at low power right now, so I really think we should make as few enemies as possible. We have a hard time controlling muscles, so we can't rely on him to protect us all the time. Anyways, if they really get angry they could just kill us in our sleep now that they know where we live (assuming we don't kill both of them).

I can't argue with the fact that we're pretty impressive for will, but the dice gods are fickle. I don't know if I'd want to take that chance.

Finally, the saying goes that once you have a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail. Like I said, making enemies at present is not smart, so we could not kill only man-arm. I don't know how we'd sleep having killed an almost-healthy lobster dude.
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>>1396121
She isn't really corrupting us at all. How has she corrupted us? All she's done is give us options. We've taken those options whole heartedly.

We could've just as easily said "fuck it" and drop the book, or given it to Star. But we said no. We accepted the gift. It's not corruption. That's like saying Glossaryck is corrupting Star.
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>>1396160
>She isn't really corrupting us at all. How has she corrupted us? All she's done is give us options. We've taken those options whole heartedly.
This is true. The one truly corrupting us is ourselves.

>>1396145
STOP CALLING THAT THING MOMMY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1396099
Cutting the tail will not murder him.

Besides, he's already dying, so unless we start stabilizing him now, we're fucked to begin with. So we cut the tail, use a blood sacrifice to make sure he isn't dead so we can appease the pacifist shits, and it will mend his leaking brains and whatever other damages we did to him previously alongside his bleeding arse after chopping half of it off.

Stop pansy-footing around and look at the benefits instead of the negatives. Healing them and trying to convince them to join us is a fools errand and will require far more work and time put into it before it can ever benefit Anon.
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>>1396181
>Cutting the tail will not murder him.
>Besides, he's already dying
And you don't think completely cutting off a limb will make it worse?
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>>1396173
HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MAMI THAT WAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1396181
I wholeheartedly agree to this. you stole my idea btw
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>>1396181
do you know wat the potion does? becuse we dont need the fat now
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>>1396188
WE'RE ALREADY LETTING HIM GO HOME AND GET HEALED
WHAT MORE DO YOU PACIFISTFAGS WAMT
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>>1396188
finally some one that thinkes and is not a edggy murder hobo
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>>1396173
Semantics. It's just like leaving some heroin at a recovering junkies house isn't GIVING it to them OOH IT'S THEIR FAULT, THEY TOOK THE NEEDLE

Doesn't it bother you our arm literally could kill us at any moment? The arm just wants to cause harm. It's dangerous.

We should be cautious. We shouldn't just do everything she says. She literally turned her home into a land of death!
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>>1396198
that we dont cut him up?
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>>1396188
The Blood Sacrifice will heal that and stabilize him.

Raise the dead, there's bound to be plenty of vermin laying dead nearby or inside the walls of the house for us to use. This is a shit neighborhood, even if there's only one abandoned house, it will be a huge nest of rats to infest and spread outward into the neighborhood. And it's not like Mom or Dad take care of the house and whatever pests that may infest it, so it's practically guaranteed we got some rodents to work with. We can use them as willing sacrifices to heal the alligator fuck and negate the bleeding damages from everything.

Read the rest of the post I made before jumping to conclusions.

>Completely cutting off a limb will make it worse?

It's a tail, and one that usually isn't too life threatening for lizards to lose. Alligators can't swim without one and cannot grow it back, but he's a were and might be fine, or magic-bullshit might fix it. Otherwise, it wont be a major source of blood loss if we cut it off, though I agree it will accelerate him dying, which is why the blood sacrifice will fix it.
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>>1396209
As a matter of fact, this reminds me:

In the case that we use Blood for Blood, I say we use a bit of Muscles as punishment for it lashing out on us.
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>>1396158
It's simple, we'd sleep knowing he wanted to kill us for our power. And we'd have Mummy comforting us in making the right decision. No one would know it was us. No one would know we're the specific ones who killed them, so we wouldn't have to worry about being killed in our sleep.

Even then, I'd bet Mummy would warn us since I don't think voices sleep. And she does want us alive. And it's hard to make enemy's out of someone you don't even know. It could've been literally anyone if we leave no witnesses.
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>>1396189
I find it odd that so many of you were willing to call Luna "Mom".
We've only known her for less than a day, and while she has been immensely helpful, we barely know anything about her. I can't help but be a little suspicious of someone who calls us their child less than a day after meeting them.

Also, If the were-lizard dies, oh well. He attacked us first and was willing to kill us. If he couldn't handle the consequences of a home invasion, too bad.
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>>1396211
>>1396217

Muscles is also another source we can use, and fuck, might even help us a bit of we can take him off momentarily. It straight up tried to kill us, so finding an alternative to a monster arm that wont listen to us is for the best.
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>>1396217
Fucking this.
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>>1396219
I mean, in terms of magic 'n stuff we are her child. We could do a whole "teacher/student" thing, but that's not nearly as creepy and fitting to the theme as Mom is.
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>>1396219
And I find it odd that you're an ungrateful little brat that just can't accept Mom's kindness.
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>>1396218
In general, I am definitely against killing.
That said, thinking on it, killing both might possibly be the best option in the long run, if not the short term.

So how do we clean up this mess? I doubt we're ready for any larger animate undead and we're definitely not asking for Muscles's help. If we can clean all this up and leave no trace before morning, then I'll have a vote for kill both.
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>>1396217
Blood for Blood is a suitable punishment for now.
But if he continues to misbehave, we will need a magic pain glove
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>>1396235
We strip them for useful parts and then we take the bad parts and scatter them into neighbors trash cans. Though I'll doubt everyone will go along with it, because they're all fuckin' pacifists.
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>>1396235
Raise dead to bring in vermin to pick up what they can.

We wont have as many as we did in the realm of the dead, but enough to help out. Hopefully it will clear up shit enough to make it look like we just had someone bust the windows and run out.
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>>1396242
We'd need some kind of tarp, plastic to make sure the blood doesn't fly about. There's no recovering all that once we dump the bodies.

I'm not sure we could cut those bodies up though, we do kind of suck at physical activities. There's also the fridge. I'm adamantly against asking for Muscles's help. We couldn't raise enough dead rats and cats to help us, can we?
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>>1396234
Hah! I'd rather be an ungrateful brat to an understanding surrogate mother than outright trust a manipulative world killer. Both are possible outcomes here and you need to realize this.
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>>1396251
We don't ASK Muscles for help, we DEMAND he does as he's told, because he's our damn arm. Hell, he might co-operate with us more since we'll let him kill like he wanted too. He was perfectly happy and not wanting to kill us until we relied him in. Though a punishment for him is still in order for disobedience.

And really, all we need to do is strip off the fat from Man Arm, as per Mummy's instructions, and then dump the body's in a dumpster. No one will think too much of it because, they're monsters. Not humans. So they won't freak if they seem them. It'll be a long drag, but no one ever said our job was easy. There might be a few rats 'n stuff to help us. Maybe.
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>>1396261
How is she manipulative though? Again, all she's done is give us options. That's not manipulative.
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>>1396268
Last time we tried to tell Muscles what to do he tried to kill us. He's probably still sore from that. I couldn't see him being okay with doing as he's told right now, and I sure as hell don't want to give that arm a knife.

We'll need to cut the body parts up into smaller pieces and make several trips. If we drag the bodies we'll create a trail that anybody can follow.
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About punishing muscles, i dont think he will understand the reasoning behind that. He is an arm,and probably not a very smart one.
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You fools have fallen onto the opposite side of the spectrum now.

We want to keep this clean and simple, and turning Anon into a serial killer is just as autistic as making him ultra-friend to all monsters like the pacifist shits are demanding.

Cut the tail, stop the alligator from dying, read the crabs mind for info, and kick the two fuckers out of the goddamn house while sending them a message to never dare hit Anon's house again. Going on either side of this spectrum of retardation is the exact opposite of being tactive and smart, and choosing >>1395883 is one of the better options we got now.
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>>1396286
It was less telling him what to do, and more telling him not to kill. It's like telling the Terminator not to terminate. And I don't think he'll disagree with "kill both of them and chop them into bits."
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DONT KILL THEM YOU EGGY MURDER HOBOS
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>>1396294
Should... should we magic him a mouth?
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>>1396307
we could do that but then he can rip out our trouth
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>>1396307
Giving mouths to autonomous parts of your own body is never a good idea.
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>>1396298
It's the context that's the problem. Like I said, he'll be reluctant to do anything for us right now.

Last problem is the mess that's already here. Monster blood all over the floor. Do we have a detergent that can get it off the floor? We can probably blame the broken window on a break in if mom notices. There's also the possibility that mom might come downstairs with her loaded gun and catch us trying to clean this up or cut up the body parts. Really, getting them to go on their way seems like it would have less of these kinds of issues.
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>>1396295
Being tactive and SMART is removing the two beings who know of our current strength out of the playing game! If we let one or two of them live, they'll tell Ludo and he'll no doubt want the power we've gotten and they'll just keep coming back.

If we kill them without a trace, then we'll throw him off of our scent better than if we let them live. And if he does learn it was us, he'll back off knowing we've actually killed two of his guys.

AND we'll have ample were-fat supplies for whatever it is Mummy wants to make. It's not killing for the sake of killing, it's killing so no one knows it was us who were super strong. For all Ludo knows, the two monsters got capped in the head by a rando thug.
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>>1396307
And some ears so he can listen to us, the fucker
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We don't even know that the potion does and you already want to mutilate a living being for it's fucking fat, you edgy shits.
We're a abused 14 year old, not a fucking serial killer.
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>>1396273
The best manipulators manipulate their prey by providing them the illusion of free choice. I distinctly remember telling y'all about that a thread or two ago. It may seem like we're doing this of our own accord, but she's providing us with choices we have no real other options to take.
Could we have left her in the hole? Sure, but we would have bled out in the bathroom. Luna did recommend us to check out the hole without informing us of the possible dangers. There are other choices we made that Luna influenced our decisions, but I'm not really willing to go back a few threads just to make a point.
I'm not saying we haven't been making our own choices, but to say she isn't manipulating us for her own ends is dishonest at BEST, and lethal to Anon at worst.
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>>1396330
supporting some thats not a edgge lord murder hobo
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>>1396330
It's Mummy's favorite. Knowing her background, it's gotta be important. And it's not about killing or being edgy, it's about leaving no tracks. If, say, we had a mind wiping spell I'd say we use that. Because it leaves less of a mess and covers our tracks just as good, if not better than killing them.
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>>1396330
But mami asked us to get werefat.
And she said the potion was her favorite.
(Wouldn't an abused 14 year old do whatever they are asked of by someone they trust?)
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>>1396342
Wow lots of hot topic opinions going on around here eh? I would say that we just send them on their way while leveraging the crocboy for the fat. Maybe go for the heal and tell them not to return or else it'll be permanent.
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>>1396346
STOP CALLING IT MUMMY, MAMI OR ANY VARIATION OF THE TERM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Im not supporting the murder,but stop calling other people edgy,they are not choosing it because they think is cool but because they think is the right decision.
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>>1396335
OK, manipulation. That's done in benefit of someone. Like we manipulate the monsters to join our side. How does not telling us about the hole manipulate us in anyway? What results, besides testing us to see if we're the real fuckin' deal, does this "manipulation" accomplish?

All she's done is benefit us, made our lives nothing but better, and has asked for very little in return. Do you fear that she'll get us into some kinda shitty contract "you owe me" thing?
Because as of right now, our goals don't seem to contradict each other. So it's not like it matters. Do you fear she'll say "kill yourself for me" and we'll just do it? Because even though I trust her, I won't do that because it's dumb.
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>>1396354
Why are you being so rude to dearest Mummy? I don't think that Mom will be happy with your anger. You might upset Mama. And while we haven't seen Ma unhappy, I don't think we wanna test Mother.
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>>1396326
>Kill them without a trace

Listen to yourself before you type on the keyboard.

You're talking about some childplay shit like hiding their parts in various dumpsters and other bullshit like that, and suggesting that we have a 14 year old, still in middle school kid do it.

Also, how the hell is getting two people to "disappear" going to throw Ludo off of our scent when it'll only cause him to gain further interest in us? There's a huge leap of faith in believing that he'll think they just left him or got attacked by a regular thug when it took multiple beatings with a fridge to ALMOST kill them both, and killing two of his musclebound-retards isn't going to spook him, it's only going to cause him to send more and possibly endanger the house and Anon's Mom.

And I want you to seriously think about how Anon is going to extract an entire body's worth of fat when it'd be much simpler to work on a tail that already has more fat than the body of Man-Arm himself.

What you're suggesting IS killing mainly for the sake of killing rather than killing out of necessity or for our advantages, and lugging the two corpses is going to seriously endanger Anon both mentally and socially. The moment ANYONE sees him with a body or one of their parts, monster or not, he's going to get it hard. Killing a monster is one thing, lugging their body around or parts to do your retarded plan is absurd. And it will mentally fuck Anon up to the point where regularly talking to people will be much MUCH harder than it is now.
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>>1395839
When is OP coming back? I'm so lonely.
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>>1396383
i also dont want to make her ANGRY
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>>1396385
finaly someone that thinks and see that they just want to kill just so that they can kill
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I just realized that if we let them go, these guys will know about our magic. Which Ludo will know about our magic. Which means he'll make an offhand remark to star, and she'll know about our magic.
We gotta kill them guys.
The smallest chance Star learns what we are is too great to risk
Dead men tell no tales
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>>1396402
he does not know our name an we can treaten them to not speak or in any ways show were we live or who we are becuse we will FIND THEM AND MAKE THEM REGRET THAT
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>>1396383
DELET

DELET THIS NOW
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I just had a thought.
These guys are in really bad shape, we COULD kill them easily. That makes intimidating them easy.

So what we need to do is swear them to secrecy. We let them go ON THE CONDITION that they tell nobody what happened. They got hit by a bus, they fell down some stairs, they got in a fight with Star, who knows? We can ask for the tail too if we really want it.

I think this could solve all of our problems for now. Eventually, they'll let it spill, but it WILL buy us more time than killing both or letting them leave normally.
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Blame arm on star, say you got arm from her wand.

They stop harassing us, we don't deal with them
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>>1396417
support
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>>1396414
All they need is "monster arm guy" and we're fucked.
There is 100% chance Ludo's gonna :
"Uh, I don't know who's worse, you, or that monster arm guy"
And then itll descend into our downfall
We CANNOT let them live
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>>1396423
support
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>>1396385
Why would Ludo gain interest in US? If we kill both of them, not like he'll know we did it. If he never finds the bodies, he'll never know what killed them. And how would some fourteen year old average middle schooler do it?

And I want YOU to seriously think about how many options we have as to extracting the body fat needed when we not only have an anatomy book, but a voice in our head who will no doubt guide us.

And if you think Anon isn't mentally unstable from nearly fucking dying in a living hell to a demon monster, either you forget shit easily, or you think Anon has good will. which he does. So either he's already broken from nearly dying, or he can handle it.

And it's the middle of the night, no one will see us. And if they do, then shit let's hide it in a bag. Then we're just carrying around a suspicious bag. Or we could do a different plan.
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>>1396417
I can see intimidation working in our favor. We did just prove to the two of them that Anon can kill them WITHOUT magic.

Telling them we can very easily finish the job without magic still, or do so without a second thought WITH magic if they spill the beans might benefit us.

>>1396431
It will inevitably happen either way. Star is already suspicious of us, and if all Ludo knows is we have a monster arm, then that is all she knows. Say Star tells us Ludo told her about a monster-arm guy, she connected the dots, then came to find info like why Ludo tried to look into us.

We can say he might have attacked us because he sensed magic from the arm, possibly whatever mutated it into what it is now.
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>>1396423
I think the magic they're interested in is THE BOOK, and not our arm.
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>>1396417
Actually, you might have a point.
The lobster guy's pretty SPINELESS
And man arm looks like just braindamage.
Maybe I was overreacting to the idea that Star will find out the truth and erase us from the face of the Earth. Or worse.
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>>1396434
Killing sapint beings when they're helpless is really bad. We killed a monster that was trying to kill us earlier, sure, but this is different. They're defeated. We'd be crossing a line here we couldn't walk back from.

Plus we're still only 14. Sure we have strong will, but things have been escalating really damn fast lately. No need to go full edge.
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>>1396373
First of all, you won't follow her off of a cliff, but what about everyone else? We're not the only voices here.
Second of all. We're an investment, and she has said as much. You don't make an investment grow without putting time and effort into it.
Third.
>What does this "manipulation" accomplish?
We either become a better tool for her, or we are shaped to become what Ludo became. A meat puppet.

Now. I'm willing to admit that I'm paranoid and looking at the worst possible outcome here. Planning for the best is just about as important as planning for the worst, yada yada yada. I just find it incredibly worrying and and dangerous to trust an unknown so much, an unknown who has destroyed at least one world before and seems completely unrepentant of doing so.
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>>1396440
Ludo already knows that we have magic
It's why these two clowns are here
All he needs is a description
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OK FOLKS


Popped back in a little early to see some serious discourse in the thread.

>I love discourse

So we're having a POLL

>I will present a series of choices
>Anons put forth their vote on each set of actions

The result? A lovely complex series of actions determined by the chaos of Democracy

Support one of each!

>Kill Man-Arm (Recieve Were-Fat. His wounds are too far gone to survive losing his tail)
>Spare Man-Arm (Letting Lobster Claws take him)
>Heal Man-Arm (Using Blood for Blood. Muscles' life force and yours are the same)

>Kill Lobster-Claws (Muscles will do this gladly, and see it as a reward for not smashing the pair earlier)
>Spare Lobster-Claws (Let him leave with or without Man-arm)

>Make them clean your kitchen
>Just make them leave

>Send them a message for their master
>Let their bodies be the message

CHOOSE
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>>1396448
She never said that. She's from there, but that wasn't necessarily her. All we know is she came out of whatever happened there believing selflessness brings death.
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>>1396453
>Heal Man-Arm (Using Blood for Blood. Muscles' life force and yours are the same)
>Spare Lobster-Claws (Let him leave with or without Man-arm)
>Make them clean your kitchen
>Send them a message for their master
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>>1396453
Heal man-arm

Spare lobster-claws

make them clean our kitchen (make some fun small talk while we are at it)

Let their bodies be the message
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>>1396453
>Heal Man-Arm
>Spare Lobster-Claws
>Make them clean your kitchen
>Let their bodies be the message
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>>1396453
I still vote for killing both. I want that fat.

But, since I KNOW everyone's gonna go with the not killing route, Just spare both of them. Make them clean their mess up, and then send a message saying "Next time, I won't be so merciful." or some shit like that .
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>>1396455
Not so, darling. That place was my home.
It's where I was born. I only don't tell you what you're not ready to hear. My past isn't important. Your 'future' is.
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>>1396453
>Heal Man-Arm
not all the way, mind you, just enough he doesn't die

>Spare Lobster-Claws
But we have to swear him to secrecy. He lives because we let him, he has to know that, AND he can't tell about any of this to anybody

>Just make them leave
We need this over as soon as possible

>Do not send a message to their master
Nobody needs to know this happened except us and the monsters.

>Captcha: select all images that are saxaphones
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>>1396453
>kill man arm
>spare lobster Claws
>make him clean the kitchen
>send a message to Ludo:
"I fell down some stairs"
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>>1396453
>Make them clean your kitchen
>Spare Man-Arm (Letting Lobster Claws take him)
>Spare Lobster-Claws (Let him leave with or without Man-arm)
>Send them a message for their master
'Mess with me or mine and there will be consequences.'
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>>1396453
>>Heal Man-Arm (Using Blood for Blood. Muscles' life force and yours are the same)
>>1396453
>>Spare Lobster-Claws (Let him leave with or without Man-arm)
>>1396453
>>Make them clean your kitchen
>>1396453
>>Send them a message for their master
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>>1396453
>Heal Man-Arm (because fuck Muscles)
>Spare Lobster-Claws
>Make them clean your kitchen
>Send them a message for their master
"You owe me bananas."
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>>1396453
Ask if man arm will be alright
Heal if he'll be crippled forever

Spare both

If heal, make them clean your kitchen. Also harvest fat if heal. Say is part of healing.

Message "I don't have a wand, star butterfly does"
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>>1396485
good message
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>>1396453
>Heal Man-Arm (Using Blood for Blood. Muscles' life force and yours are the same)

>Spare Lobster-Claws (Let him leave with or without Man-arm)

>Make them clean your kitchen

>Send them a message for their master:
"I fell down some stairs."
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>>1396453
>>1396453
I'm headed home and I'll tally up the votes once there. Keep the votes comin' folks!
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>>1396485
they already know that
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>>1396496
better mesage
and good night everyone
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>>1396484

>>1396470
Change my support to this, please.
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>>1396469
Oh, good, still spying on us I see.
How and/or when do you deem us ready to hear the reason that world died? When will you deem us ready to hear your plans? When it's too late for us to do anything about them?
Now. I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I don't dislike you at the moment, and I do have a few reasons to like you. But I don't trust you. Not one bit.
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>>1396434
Christ, which Autism Awareness Club did you crawl out of?

>If we kill both of them, not like he'll know we did it.

Yes he will, because he explicitly told them to go to Anon's house and take whoever's "wand" was there. That narrows it down to Mom, Anon, and Dad.

>If he never finds the bodies, he'll never know what killed them.

It's pretty fucking easy to guess that some shit went down on what happened to them, whether or not he finds the bodies. That will only increase his power lust to find whatever it was that took them out that easily and without "a trace" like your stupid ass is suggesting.

>And how would some fourteen year old average middle schooler do it?

As far as Ludo would assume, magic, and he's not far off considering Anon's arm was forged by Blood Sacrifice magic to become a mega-powered limb. That'll lead him to look more into him, keep attacking or the house, until he finds out about that book he's got, and that will be a major focus for him to try and get.

>And I want YOU to seriously think about how many options we have as to extracting the body fat needed when we not only have an anatomy book, but a voice in our head who will no doubt guide us.

Yeah, because ripping all of the fat out of a full adult humanoid in our house will totally be a quick and clean process, without a goddamn soul finding that shit out. Retard, a tail is a easy part to deal with, and if someone asks us about that shit, it's FAR easier to explain that a full goddamn body you colossal goat fuck. And how the fuck will a Middle School anatomy book help us out like you're thinking with extracting fat from a full humanoid body?

>And if you think Anon isn't mentally unstable from nearly fucking dying in a living hell to a demon monster, either you forget shit easily, or you think Anon has good will. which he does. So either he's already broken from nearly dying, or he can handle it.

Big difference between getting an arm ripped off and straight up going full Egyptian on some random fucker you caught in your backyard. Anon's fucking 14 years old who experienced getting his arm ripped off and got near immediate relief from Luna not soon afterwards AND a mediocre replacement arm, he's not Hannibal Lecter.

>And it's the middle of the night, no one will see us. And if they do, then shit let's hide it in a bag. Then we're just carrying around a suspicious bag. Or we could do a different plan.

A FULL GODDAMN BODY

AND FUCKING TWO OF THEM

HOW FUCKING MENTAL ARE YOU

YOU'RE SUGGESTING WE TAKE OUT ALL OF THE FAT FROM BOTH FUCKERS, SOMEHOW IN ONE NIGHT EVEN WITH GUIDANCE, AND IF WE NEED TO HIDE IT, WE JUST PUT IT IN A GODDAMN BAG?

Excuse me, but have you ever graduated middle school?

I bet you think about killing people all day and think you can get away clean by doing this stupid shit because the fuckers in movies get away with it because they hide it in a bag or get a magic barrel of "melt the whole body into goop" shit.
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>>1396520
As much as I want to trust mummy I have to side with this man, your end game is possibly to dangerous for us to not know
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>>1396453
OP, are you sure we can't cut off even a small segment of his tail without killing him?
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>>1396498
Meant blaming the magic arm on star
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>>1396521
>Christ, which Autism Awareness Club did you crawl out of?
>Proceeds to write a wall of text.
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>>1396453
Good to know, we can't all get what we want then by just cutting the tail.

>Spare both
>Make them clean your kitchen
>Send them a message for their master
"Fook off, there aint no magic here."

Can we use Blood for Blood to heal the alligator fuck with dead rats we can find? Using our own life force is a huge negative. If we can, I vote for heal instead of sparing Man-Arm. Otherwise, just spare them.
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>>1396531
IT WON'T IF WE HEAL HIM FIRST

Unfortunately healing is proof of magical ability
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>>1396509

>>1396538
.....Fuck, you're right. Guess we can't heal him then.
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>>1396453
>Spare them both
>Make them swear to secrecy and tell Ludo that nothing was there
>Swear to them that if they come to your home again you will kill them
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>>1396544
Pardon my autism from me making almost 200 posts on a single fucking board.
While at it:
>Send them a message for their master
>The message is a piece of paper that states "SEND NUDES"
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I say we heal with Blood for Blood and THEN cut off his tail.
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>>1396552
>Wanting nudes of Ludo.
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>>1396453
>Spare Man-Arm
>Spare Lobster-Claws
>Clean kitchen
>Send a message
"Star is the one you're looking for."

>>1396553
Is this possible, Quest?
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We should just call the ambulance for them.
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>>1396552
For the 20 bajillionth time, here's a revision of my choices:
>Spare Man-Arm
>Spare Lobster-Claws
>Just make them leave (because I don't know if Man-Arm can survive laying around while a guy cleans the kitchen)
>Send them a message for their master
>The message is a piece of paper that states "SEND NUDES"
This is sadly the safest bet to roll with.

>>1396560
>Not wanting nudes of Lewdo.
What's wrong with you?
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>>1396553
>BfB heal him, damaging ourself
>cut off tail
>BfB heal him again, damaging ourself again
Sounds like a good way to fucking die, if not from BfB then to them when they realize we are now on death's door.
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>>1396521
You're acting as if we let them go he'll find out about us less than he would if we kill them. If we kill them, they'll have very fuckin' little information as to who did it, where they did it, how they did it, ETC. If we leave them alive, they can tell the full fucking story, also what we look like, also specifically where we live instead of a vague ass description of "strong magic in area."

Which BTW, was what Ludo told them to look for, whatever made the strong magic source was. They just assumed it was a wand because of the flash light.

And shit, I never said we had to get ALL of the Were-Fat from Man Arm, just a good amount.

And getting your fucking arm ripped off is still a traumatic experience, no matter if you get comfort or a replacement. It's fucked up getting your entire arm crushed into mush and them torn off. Yet Anon didn't fuckin' shed a tear through the whole experience. Because he has the will of a god.

I never fucking said take the fat from both of them, dumbass. Lobster guy don't got the fat we need, just Man Arm. And I said we put it in a bag to hide them while we're disposing of the bodies. And we can handle carrying them around due to the fact that we have a monster arm.

And if we were killing PEOPLE I'd be a bit more cautious, but this is a MONSTER where the only person that matters finding out is Ludo. You think someone's going to fucking file a police report about a giant dead crab or crocodile? Shit, we could fucking throw their damn bodies in the sewers and it'd be alright. Dead croc and Lobster in the sewers who're strangely giant? That's just shit people will freak out about, but not trace back to us.

You gotta remember, these aren't humans. So we're having it easier than normal in terms of hiding shit.
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>>1396453
Heal Man-Arm
Spare Lobster Claws
Make them leave
Send them a message for their master
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>>1396521
>>1396582
The both of you are retarded.

Just fucking stop and go with the choices Quest gave us.
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>>1396597
*Forgot to add

>>1396453
>Heal Man-Arm
>Spare Lobster-Claws
>Just leave
>Give a message
We can't tell them we don't have magic if we use that to heal them. Can we intimidate them to not spill the beans on our magic if we prevent Man-Arm from dying?
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>>1396597
I did, I'm just arguing with this guy to pass the time until Quest gets back.
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>>1396597
Asshole, the whole point of a D&D style system is to have adventures and choices outside what the GM gives you.
Just because you can't think of anything doesn't mean that they don't get to try and think up a better option.
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>>1396603
>Implying Ludo wouldn't just intimidate them to spill the beans
No.
You saw how easy it was for them to spill to a fucking 14-year-old; what makes you think their own boss won't make them talk?
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>>1396597
>>1396604
>>1396607
Why be upset when we just beat the ever living shit out of two monster, one of which we used another monster as a club to beat the shit out of the other monster
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WHERE'S QUEST
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>>1396613
He's in the detention dimension
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>Everyone voted Heal
>Everyone's asleep, so they can't change vote
Looks like we're screwed. If we heal, it will only prove that we ARE what they were looking for. No matter how much we might want to intimidate them, they'll just spill the beans eventually anyways.
So we're screwed now.
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>>1396619
I mean a lot of people forgot healing means they found magic.

But there are a lot of spares. We can only hope enough people switch with that knowledge.
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>>1396619
>>1396623
OK then
>Spare Man-Arm
>Spare Lobster-Claws
>Just make them leave
>Let their bodies be the message
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where is Quest?
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>>1396619
>Looks like we're screwed. If we heal, it will only prove that we ARE what they were looking for.

>>1395766
>>"Ok! OK! Master Ludo sent us! He's our leader! He sensed magic around here and told us to kill anybody we found with a wand! Like yours!"

We are not what they were looking for. We could simply just show them our flashlight so they see it's not a wand, too.
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>>139662
If best he just got home and in the bathroom. If worst he is stuck in whatever the hell dimension luna is in and god only knows what the hell is happening in there
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Let's be real, healing costs us way too much lifeforce and I don't want to be buddy buddy with these losers. Just tell the lobster guy to take man arm with him and leave.
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>>1396485
This was me
No heal bls
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>>1396630
Well yeah, technically we're not. But think outside the box ya dungus.

Perhaps the reason Master Ludo specifically mentions something to do with wands is because he believes that the magic being performed is just some wand shenanigans.

If he finds out that the magic is being done by some guy that can cast magic without a wand, fucking Satan knows how he'll react.
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Let's just call Star, she'll know what to do.
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>>1396651
THERE'S A BOOK v2.0
Necrotic Boogaloo
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>>1396655
That is probably the worst idea spoken here
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>>1396630
>>1396619
>>1395839
In fact, we could just tell them to tell their master that "There was no one with a wand there".

It's not even a lie, but it wills till get this 'Ludo' off our backs since the only thing he seems to be looking for is someone with a wand.

>>1396651
>But think outside the box ya dungus.
NO U

We don't even know if casting magic with out a wand is such a big deal.
We could do it before with out any wand. We brought to unlife a bung of being, and even made a new arm. For all we know wands are even more powerful, which is this Ludo is looking for someone with a wand, not someone casting magic without one.

>>1396659
Ludo doesn't know about our book. He doesn't even know about Star's.
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>>1396668
>We brought to unlife a bunch of bugs.
FTFM
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>>1396661
I have to agree with him.

Star's 110% anti-monster.

Shit, she'll probably kill them for us if we call her. AND she'll find out something's fucky for them to come check us out.
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>>1396674
Which is why we should call her
Remove monster
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>>1396674
Yes, but then she'll ask why Monster was here. She may even ask monster himself. Then he'll say "because magic" then she'll question everything else and eventually come to the conclusion that something's fucky with us. Completely ruing this facade of not having anything to do with magic stuffs.

It's generally safer to not involve Star with anything we do until we straight up confront her.
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>>1396675
We are very capable of remove monster

There's no need for get assistance from her currently.
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>>1396687
>Yes, but then she'll ask why Monster was here. She may even ask monster himself. Then he'll say "because magic" then she'll question everything else and eventually come to the conclusion that something's fucky with us.
Yeah.

Our Arm is fucky.

It was easy as piss to convince her she did the arm thing to us, even started thinking that she had magic fists.
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>>1396687
Exactly.

And I saw your points of reasoning with >>1396582 for keeping Anon and the magic safe.

It makes sense, but it's such a leap for Anon to take that I'd only advise taking that step if it's absolutely necessary. He's in a real shitty situation now, and that is certainly one option to take, but I think that in the longrun it will cause far too many problems to deal with than it would to take another option.

Since we can't get the werefat now, we should simply look for some later on. There might be more opportunities later if we're lucky.

Apologies for the insults.
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>>1396697
It's one thing to say Star fucked up our arm, it's another to tell her to brush off the fact that Ludo's minions were searching our house for some strong magic, probably equal or greater to her magic. And think nothing of it.

We can't blame it on the arm, because if it was the arm, which we pinned on Star, then the troll teacher would be hunted down by Ludo too. So then even Star's smart enough to think "Hmm.... why would Ludo be bothering with Anons house?... Maybe he has something magical!" And then it's a downward spiral from there.
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>>1396697
Star isn't very smart
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>>1396711
We can convince her that the magical thing they were attracted to was our arm
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>>1396675
>>1396694

And it will eventually lead her to find out about the Necronomicon we currently have possession of.

Overall a really bad move to take.
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>>1396714
She's clumsy, not stupid.
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>>1396453
>>1396453
>>1396453
Home and settled.

Now.

TO COUNT THE VOTES
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Man that rapscallion quest not showing up, he will turn up eventually r-r-right guys?
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>>1396721
I haven't counted them all and I know what's probably gonna go down.

Hopefully the Blood for Blood spell wont seriously fuck us up, otherwise we're going to be in extremely deep shit.
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>>1396721
Well, time to see how badly we fucked up.
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>>1396721
>>1396722
>One second too late.
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>>1396710
Hey Man, first off, no need to say sorry. If you really thought I was being that retarded I can't blame ya for goin' off on me.

And I'll be honest, I can see the benefits of not killing them either. It's honestly just on what we want to deal with layer. Do we want more work, but have Ludo get less information? Blood bath. Or do we want less work but Ludo gets more info, don't kill. Along with a few more nuances.

As you may guess, I'm in favor of the former. But I can't fully blame everyone for taking the not murder route.

And while it sucks we can't get the fat now, I'm sure we can get it after getting our scissors. Though, if we can't buy it at a local Quest Buy we are going to have to kill something for it. A living something.

Though if it turns out the potion just makes our voice funny, it won't be worth the trouble in general.
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Im pretty sure there is no correct answer in this situation,every decision has his drawbacks. So dont bash yourselves if something goes wrong.
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The gem part of our wand should be something like the heart from dishonored
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>>1396744
It wouldn't surprise me if the potion was actually completely worthless for us. Luna hasn't disappointed us so far with her "gifts", but she hasn't bothered to tell us what exactly the potion does. I'd rather not take faith in whatever potion she suddenly remembered while we look over a dying Man-Arm whose effects she never told us.

And you're right, once we get scissors, we can probably go to some bazaar or something where werefat is worth pennies and is easy to get. Really, at that point, the sky's the limit with what we want to get.

And yeah, denying Ludo info on us is extremely important if we want to continue on Anon's power struggle without any further bumps, and if this was any other quest where killing people was less unclear as to how it can affect the main character, where in this it can very well seriously affect Anon, or for all we know, do jack fucking shit killing them; I'd agree with mercy killing them and possibly even taking whatever's on, or in, their bodies.

As of now, we gotta go with what was chosen. Maybe it was the worst decision, or the best we all could've made. Will never know.
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>>1396750
I think a human heart is a bit too heavy to put at the top of a wand.
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>>1396750
That'd be a big, damn wand. But with Luna telling Anon what to do and shaping his "potential", you're probably right.

It's either that or a skull covered in blood red thorns or some nonsense with spooky, glowing red lights in its sockets.

>>1396769
Maybe it's a tiny heart or baby heart for maximum edge?
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>>1396771
Isn't our wand gonna be some kinda saxophone?
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>>1396750
>wand
>not a mace that Muscles can use to Sauron the shit out of people
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>>1396773
>Wanting Muscles to fuck out again
FUCK THAT SHIT, I AIN'T GONNA CHOKE MY ASS AGAIN FOR A STUPID MACE.
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>>1396772
Ah yeah, she did want Anon to get his "music" back, didn't she?

Yeah, then a thorny, evil saxophone then.
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>>1396750
I think a nuclear style Trefoil would look pretty good on any wand we decided to have.
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>>1396773
I thought we were going for a Sax for a wand?
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>>1396769
>>1396771
>>1396750
That aside, the wands of magical girls like Star are actually more similar in appearance to scepters. It's just that you can't put a lot of electronics and lightbulbs into plastic sticks as wide as a pinkie finger.

>>1396773
Even Star uses her wand like a mace to whack some monsters sometimes.

>>1396772
Yeah, that's what I imagined too, seeing Luna said something abut a musical wand.


WE'RE OUT IF IMAGE REPLIES
PANIC
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>>1396775
By then we should have Muscles either reigned in or we will no longer care about collateral damage.
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>>1396782
Yeah, we'd better put Muscles in his place ASAP t'where he'll at least fucking back down when we tell him to. And if we can't handle our own arm I don't think we're that cut out to be a God.
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>Image limit reached
>Bump limit reached
>We can't be contained
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THE COUNTING IS COMPLETE

>HEAL MAN-ARM WINS WITH 9 VOTES

>SPARE LOBSTER CLAWS WINS WITH 15 VOTES
you boys sure are shellfish

>MAKE THEM CLEAN THE KITCHEN
Lol menial labor after a beating what are these guys your wife?

>SEND MESSAGE WINS
TO THE TUNE OF "DON'T FUCK WITH ME AGAIN. I DON'T HAVE A WAND AND WILL FEED YOU YOUR SHIT."

Writing the closing post now!

>We've hit the image limit

hoo lads!
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>>1396782
>Being serious about this Mutated Arm shit
>Not wanting to have a Saxophone for a wand
>Not wanting to be a Goody-Two-Shoes Necromancer
All of you merciless shits need to leave, honestly.
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>>1396786
>healing Man-Arm
>making them clean
angry_star.png
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>>1396786
>We've hit the image limit
The only thing that could contain us at this point is THE HOLE
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>>1396786
https://68.media.tumblr.com/95856fbfdd76d3ecf58b48a0cae41b3e/tumblr_inline_oa5oo66Tr71r5ufe6_500.gif
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>>1396786
Maybe we'd have some free Images to spare if Fungal-Autismo NewFag didn't spam minion pics
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>>1396789
Good doesn't mean nice. Sometimes doing good means you have to smack a bitch with your mutated arm born of dark magic and sacrificed souls.
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>>1396786
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUHDz93IjmA

I think that's more than acceptable to make another thread then.

Let's hope the healing works in our favor than against us.
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>>1396810
>making another thread for a final update
Quest isn't that much of an absolute madman.
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>>1396807
Well yeah, but Good ALSO doesn't mean violent you know. Just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

Necromancy is enough of a 'bad' thing as is; I don't think we should dwell too much on the path of darkness.

That's not to say Necromancy is bad though
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>>1396815
>>1396810
>>1396786
Why don't we go back to MK2?
It's still has some running time before it drops dead.
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>>1396786
New thread?
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>>1396820
Yes, but at the same time, why shouldn't we? If there's not a reason beyond "because it's evil" then the path of darkness really is the way to go.
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>>1396833
Are we that irredeemable?
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>>1396836
More that, if the "path of evil" is the better option for our goals, which is to become God, then it's the option to choose.

Also, "because it's evil" is a shitty reason not to do something.
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is it possible to ask one of the mods on /qst/ to delete one of the old threads to start a new one?
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>>1396820
Of course not, and just because we may eventually become murder machines doesn't mean it'll become our first recourse. I'm just saying that we shouldn't throw away useful tools just because we find them visually distasteful, especially if it would throw away the sacrifice made by babby skeltal.

I'm not too concerned about the necromancy thing. We have a portal to a dead dimension that apparently has savage nonsapient monsters running around on it, along with the shit running around the Forest of Certain Death over on Mewni.
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>>1396825
>>1396825
>>1396825
CLOSING POST HERE

>>1396852
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>>1396833
>>1396839
Are moral objections really such a non-issue? Are we really going to turn Anon into something that perpetuates what he hates most: the cruelty and unfairness of life and how bad men like his father can break good people like his mother? Or how the carelessness of those like Star can hurt people in ways they never even notice?

>>1396836
Of course not. Anon is hurt and angry right now, sure, but he hasn't really done anything evil yet.
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>>1396856
Maybe so, but it sounds like people want him to jump off the slippery slope already.

What exactly is our plan once we achieve godhood or something similar?
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I have to say this thread is fucking hilarious because of the rampant autismal REEEEEEEing of the various posters.
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I am star




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