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This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil faggots

I'm gonna work on a masterpost soon so all out rules can be laid out simply and easily.

Old thread
>>1386807

>You are Anon
>14 year old highschool freshman
>Who up until today didn't even get to decide when he got his haircut
>Now you're the owner of THE BOOK
>Which has gotten your life flipped
>Turned upside down
>Now you've got everything
>Evil hand
>Magic powers
>You killed a guy (Or something like a guy)
>Now you're standing over two monsters that came into your kitchen to kill you...realizing some things about yourself.
>"..."
>You drop the flashlight
>Pulling open a drawer you produce the sharpest knife in the house
>Mom's fish filet knife
What are you doing?
>"You said the giver just has to be willing, right?"
What are you DOING!?
>"Well, I'M willing."
>You sit down next to the hot porridge you left that used to be called "Man-Arm"
>"Listen. Mo- Luna. These guys scared me to death. They got their asses kicked but I'm not who they're after. They couldn't hurt me if they tried."
...
>"I don't need anything they have. I'm not in this just to hurt people."
>Luna remains silent
>"...I am not my father."


>YOU SLIT YOUR HUMAN PALM
>Being careful to get the knife anywhere near your monster hand's grasp
>How did the rhyme go?
>Oh. Yeah.

> "Every single thing we love
> Every light that shines
> Is snatched by wind and chance and fate
> Or cruelly, is a lie
> What is and not we shall define
> Their blood for yours
> My blood. For thyne."

>Your hot red plasma spatters across Man Arm's crushed skull
>At first you're not sure if you did it right...
>Until your blood starts snaking into Man-Arm's open wounds
>Until he starts having his skin reformed
>His eyes refill with the jelly you knocked out on your sink
>In moments, years of therapy take place
>Scars form and smooth
>Bones snap into place, becoming ridged and rough but whole again in the blink of an eye

>Man-Arm blinks grogginess from his ruined brain
>"M-Man arm?"
>Mutters the Lobsterman
>You feel so sick
>Your body is nearly drained
>That guy was next to death
>Without your quickly thickening will your hand would be trembling
>Muscles looks smaller
>Deflated against your side

You could have taken everything from them.

>"What do you want with us?"
>Man-Arm doesn't seem able to put thoughts together yet
>Lobster boy is doing the talking
>You swallow the vomit in your throat
>Quickly realizing how little time you have left before exhaustion and stress take you
>"C-clean my kitchen!"
>"Wha?"
>"YOU HEARD ME!"
>You click the cop flashlight so fast a rave could be going on in your dining room
>"Ok! OK!"
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>>1396852
>As you stagger out you turn back to the odd sight of a pair of Lion-sized beasts rearranging a 1970s post modern kitchen and spurt
>"...and Tell your boss there's nothing here he could ever get from me. If he wants power...he should get it himself."
>Up your stairs
>Past your mom who must have partially woke up and collapsed again in the hallway
>Into your room
>Where your bed is
>Where nightmares, that come every night these days are waiting

Not tonight, dear. I'll make sure of that.
>"Gee...thanks."

Of all the things you could have done. Why that? Why spare them? When give up the power?
>"I didn't give up anything. I just helped them."
>You collapse against the mattress.
>"Just like somebody did for me."
...You took these powers. So you could give?
I knew you were special.
In fact. I didn't think people like you could exist.
Goodnight, Anon.
>"Mrrrm gnite...mama."


>END OF THE SESSION

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See ya next time!
(Probably tomorrow but not sure. Stay on the twitter)
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>>1396852
>>1396853
>made a new thread for one final post
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Thanks for the run, Quest. Lawful Good path unlocked? Just as planned. Starfu is next.
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>>1396853
>Just yells at them to clean the kitchen and leaves to go to bed

Badass, but pretty stupid.

Let's hope their tiny brains are honored we allowed that to happen than letting Man-Arm die.

>FUTURE PLANS

Eat a lot of food tomorrow to regain lost blood and minerals, then meet with Jackie and Janna tomorrow. Try to gather ingredients for Hekapoo Ritual too.
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>ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD
QUEST CONFIRMED BREAKING /QST/ IN HALF
>anon disobeying mum a little bit
Anon confirmed to become star vs's seth rollins
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>>1396853
Thank you, Quest. This has been an excellent story so far, and I can't wait for the next session.
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Geez, hope the mods don't get pissed.

What's our next move, fellas? Time to get those ingredients?
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>>1396852
>>1396853
Better outcome than expected

So far
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>>1396853
Hmmmm..... Not exactly happy with these results, but they ain't your fault, Quest. You did great.
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>>1396852
A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.
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>>1396852
Im OK with this,at least we wont have to deal with the guilt of having killed someone. And we dont need to clean the kitchen.
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>>1396852
>>1396853

ONE MORE THING

...+2 Con
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>>1396899
It'd be difficult finding a remote area where we can safely dissolve the bodies of two six-hundred pound monsters.
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>>1396912
We wouldn't need to do that though. We'd just need to throw them away. Because they're a big crocodile and lobster. No one's going to question that. I mean, they'll question it, but they won't think "MURDER" and call the police.
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>>1396909
As a comparison, would you be able to tell us star's current stats?
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>>1396918
>>1396918
You can only know the stats of people you are officially allies with.

Currently that list is

>Justin Armberg
Lvl 4 Quarterback
+4 Str
+3 Dex
+1 Cha
-1 Int
-3 Wis

>Alfonzo
Lvl 6 Nerd
+6 Int
+3 Wis
-4 Cha
-2 Str
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>>1396922
How come CON doesn't show up for either?
Damn that is an unfortunate CHA for Alfonzo
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>>1396926

Because neither of them have suffered like you.
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>>1396872
Yeah, as well as getting our friend obligations done too.
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>>1396909
What is CON? Constitution?
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>>1396951
Yep. Anon's toughening up physically from all this abuse.

>The arm
>The fight
>Getting choked by muscles
>Spilling his own blood

It adds up but Con had to come back from it's previous lackluster state. A lifetime of dodging beatings and vidya does that to a young man.
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>>1396956
Question: Will we ever momentarily or permanently lose stats?

Like Mom accidentally drops a Xanax pill in Anon's food and he gets doped up, so it fucks up his stats for the time being or some shit like that?
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>>1396981
Debuffs are a thing but the kind that are out there I don't want to spoil

Permanent debuffs are super rare and usually just straight up curse or stuff like PTSD

>Yafeel me my fellow eternal suffering brothers
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>>1397004
Interesting.

Thank you for informing us. Also good to note that PTSD would be a thing, so I'm glad we went with the Paragon route with healing Man-Arm.

May be a monster, but best not risk a debuff to intellect or will by letting him die.
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>>1396852
>>1396853
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YES YEEEEEES
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>>1397033
Holy shit, now this is fucking gold.

Good shit, man.
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>>1397033
Holy hot dogshit, Anon what have you created!?
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>>1397033
This is GOLD!
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>>1397033
Fucking fantastic, holy shit
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>>1397033
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS NEXT LEVEL SHITPOSTING GAME

>mummy: have you ever heard the tragedy of Eclipsa the Queen of Darkness
>anon: No
>mummy: I thought not. It’s not a story the mewggers would tell you. It’s a monster legend. Eclipsa was the Queen of Darkness in mewni, so powerful and wise she could manipulate the wand to influence the dark magic create life... She had such a knowledge of the dark magic, she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying.
>anon: She could actually save people from death?
>mummy: The dark side of the magic is a pathway to many abilities some mewggers consider to be unnatural.
>Anon: What happened to her?
>Mummy: she became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing her dark magic, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice killed her in her sleep. Ironic. She could save others from death, but not herself.
>Anon: Is it possible to learn this power?
>mummy: Not from a mewgger.
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>>1397107
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>>1396852
Thread 4 in less than a week

2k+ posts plus image limit in 3 days

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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>>1396922
So is our stat growth gonna slow down now?
Seems like they're mostly based on the past experience inferred by handling current events.
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>>1397550
Probably depends on how much we push ourselves.
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>>1397107
>be me
>Post the tragedy of Eclipsa the queen of darkness twice last thread
>see this
>ISHIGGYTHEDIGGY
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>>1397609
Anon, what's this?
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>>1396926
Look at the bright side: Alfonzo can make for a good Louis Armstrong for a Talent Show if we get our saxophone.
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>No quest until Wednesday
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>>1397703
Didn't OP say there will probably be a session tomorrow.

That was at like 3 in the morning so, he could mean today....as in tomorrow or he literally meant tomorrow.
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>>1397716

>>1396853
>Probably tomorrow but not sure.
>>1393780
>Probably Weds actually. The time tho I cannot say because my schedule is pretty fluid.

Uncertainty fills the void through which we walk on these dark times.
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>>1397721
Well he said tomorrow last, so I'm going with that.

Hope is all that I have ;-;
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>>1397703
>>1397716
>>1397721
Well.
How about we pass the time with some productive stuff?? Liiiiiike.....

Is there a general consensus for what Anon looks like?
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>>1397735
We know for sure he has a school shooter type trench coat and shaggy hair.
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Hey fagons, I've only lurked here so far (mostly because I live in a kind of distant timezone), but is anyone saving these threads? Probably we should find the original one in /co/ too.
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>>1397735
I imagine he looks like what a school shooter would look like in a pg 13 rated show
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I thought of a better way to spend time
Posting images of Mom
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I have been slacking on my shitposts, it is time to remedy that
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>>1397744
Yeah, I was basically gonna say this.
>>1396852
>14 year old highschool freshman
>Who up until today didn't even get to decide when he got his haircut
Do we do now that we've confronted father and become more assertive? Is this the time to change our looks?

>>1397738
Some Anon has apparently been archiving them on Sup/tg/. Not sure under what name, I haven't gone to the site in years, but in one of the previous threads he mentions them.

>>1397755
That would sort of kill the thread faster.
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>>1397738
I've been archiving them here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

The original /co/ post numbers are near the bottom of the first quest.
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>>1397759
Depends on how we wanna look. Do we wanna look more like a normal not school shooting teenager, or do we wanna start embracing our lich role with some robes or some shit. Or something else. Maybe something more godlike, or something in Mummy's style. Very fancy clothing.

And that's just clothing, god knows what kind of hair we want. Do we wanna get bald or a buzz cut so it doesn't get in the way? Do we wanna grow it out of a school shooter style and more of a metal style? Or do we get a very fancy hair do, that just screams we mean business? And not like "We'll fuck you up" business, but more legit actual business, like board meetings and shit.
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>>1397764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoV9Lai1CM
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>>1397764
Even if we wanted to do that stuff, we don't have the cash to do so. Parent's just paid off rent, and there's barely enough left over for food anyway.
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>>1397782
Well, we could do what was previously suggested and rob a bank after we get our dimensional scissors. It would be the simplest thing in the world to do. Hell, if we wanna REALLY cover our tracks we could rob a bank that's in New York or something.
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>>1397786
On the one hand: Can we kindly stay on a more moral path?

On the other hand: If we're gonna rob a bank, can we make sure said bank is a Jewish one?
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>>1397787
What's so immoral about robbing a bank? Honestly, with the way we'll do it it'll be the most moral way to rob a bank. No one gets hurt, we get in and out. We won't even do property damage getting into the bank with the scissors.
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>>1397790
Well alright. But make sure the bank is super Jewish. I don't wanna be robbin' no Good Banks.
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>>1397791
Unless it's a bank run by a mom and pop couple, I don't think we'll have trouble finding a "not good bank."
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>>1397787
>being a good guy
When will this meme end
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>>1397795
>being an evil necromancer
When will this meme end
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>>1397795
>>1397796
>Good/Evil alignments
When will this meme end
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>>1397794
Bankers and politicians are the only people you can guilt free.
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>>1397798
Kill...guilt free
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>>1397798
You can really kill anything and be guilt free. So long as you justify it. Like say, killing someone so either of your moms won't be in danger. That's a guilt free kill.....
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>>1397803
Great idea !!! : D

lets kill everybody in the name of Mommy !!! :)
yeh nah
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>>1397798
>>1397801
>>1397803
>Context
>o
>n
>t
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>x
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As an attempt to diverge from this Morality stuff (since everyone apparently gets their jimmies rustled by the concept of being Not A Jerk):

I elect that the exact moment we get our fingers on that Saxophone Wand, we do this https://youtu.be/wY3kl5CRSkc?t=10
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>>1397811
You're telling me? Everyone also seems to get their panties in a wad over the concept of justified murder.

Also, that sounds like a great idea.
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>Steal from the rich to give it to yourself.
>Rob banks using portals, but not hurting anyone too badly.
So Anons want to become Jumper? >>1369830
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>>1397825
Well, to ourself and our Mother. We're selfish, but we're also selfish for the people we don't hate. And I'm talking about both Mothers. Though I don't know what I voice would do with cash.
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>>1397815
I am a noble pacishit. Now watch as I grandstand about my superior moral imperative!
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>>1397815
The problem is the barrier to murder is a bit low here.
This isn't the Joker or Scarecrow or people like that. These are basically standard thugs. We ain't the Punisher mang.
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>>1397856
Standard thugs who can report back to their boss who now knows who we are, were we live, what we look like, and that we have powerful magics. Instead of none of those things.

Like, someone was talking about us not being able to sleep because of killing in the last thread, I can't imagine how we'd sleep with the thought of Lobster Claws coming back and snapping our neck in our sleep. Or kidnapping our mother while we're away. Or killing her while we're off getting Peanut butter banana and strawberry jelly sandwiches.

It's like if we were a super hero, and suddenly a rando thug of the big bads found out our secret identity. The safest option is to silence the man. Not just for our sake, but everyone who's important to us.
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>>1397868
>It's like if we were a super hero, and suddenly a rando thug of the big bads found out our secret identity.
Obviously what happens then is that is thug is dispatched in some alternate way that doesn't morally compromise the hero. Or no one believes him when he tells them because "Anon? That quiet meek kid at school, no way he's a powerful magician.". Or the thug keeps silent because the hero did something for him that earned his respect, like saving his life.

Do you even know superheroes, Anon?
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>>1397868

Those guys are stupid but sensitive enough to think twice before attacking again somebody who not only wrecked their shit but also saved the life of one of them.

Besides no matter if we kill them or not, their boss will know that shit happened in the house he targetted and be twice as careful if his soldiers, who judging by the tv show are incredibly durable/regenerative, never returned and might be dead.

And well, this is kinda metagaming, but treating them slightly more nice than Ludo does and being more competent was enough to earn their loyalty, so I dunno, monster army leader route a possibility?
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>>1397896
On the note of Metagaming: Quest informed us that it's pretty much okay for us to do that, since we're not Anon, we're a bunch of supposed quasi-dimensional Kek spirits that are conveying our will through this mere child.
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>>1397882
Dispatch them in what way though? What way would be better/easier than just killing them? There's only one possible way I can think of that would be equally or greaterly safe would be to throw him into the void like Star did to Ludo. And even then that's probably harsher than just mercy killing them.

And how the fuck do we know that this guy who uses giant lobsters and Man Arms for thugs even knows about us, or humans in general? For all they know edgy highschool shooter lookin' types are the real deal around here.

And that silence only lasts for so long. Eventually he's going to talk. Especially a coward like Lobster Claws. And sending a message of "don't mess with me, I'm bad news!" doesn't help at all.

>>1397896
Sensitive? I think they were more fucking terrified of the fact we nearly crushed them under a fridge.

And from what Lobster Claws told us, it was just a general idea of "magic is around here, go find it!" Not like Ludo will know all the details of what happened, where it happened, plus living confirmation that our powers are real.

You wanna meta game? 'member when Star and Marco tried to befriend Lobster Claws? He turned his back on them the second he got the chance. The only redeemable of Ludo's minions was Buff Frog, and he was just good because he became a father.

And even then, we didn't really earn their loyalty. We terrified and spared them with a message of "we'll fuck you up again if you come back."
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>>1397897
And the spirits of Kek are manifested in this child through his greentext autism and frequenting of 3spenpai.

>>1397900
>>1397897
It's okay, anon. We're Kek spirits, metagaming is par the course.
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>>1397791
Remember.

No civilian casualties. Unless we're out of zip ties,
but not body bags.


Then it's fine as long as we pay the fee.
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>>1397900
>Dispatch them in what way though?
It could be anything!
A bunch of rocks fall on them. The big bad kills them in a "You've failed me for the last time" stick before they can reveal the secret to anyone. They have their memory of the event erased. The possibilities are endless!
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>>1397942
How would rocks do anything but kill them, or horribly injure them? Ludo doesn't kill his minions. How would we erase their memories? The possibilities are extremely limited.
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Okay guys, but how are we gonna prepare for Hekapoo's challenge?
(Also, we should ask Janna what the biggest cemetary is)
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>>1397961
Oh, H-Poo? Well, I'd assume either it's like in show, and we gotta blow out the flame on her head. In that case, right as she's explaining it we go in for the blow and get her off guard.

Or Quest is gonna throw us a curve ball with something completely new. In that case, we're just gonna have to wing it with our A game. But I have faith in Anons skills.
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>>1397948
I'm just listing different tropes in which this is often solved, Anon. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll work something out.

>>1397961
No way to prepare for something which we have no idea what it will consist on.
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>>1397970
Well we're gonna HAVE to work something out, since everyone not only spared them, but fuckin' healed them too. Which is the worst part about all of this. Because it reveals our powers.

Like, it woulda been one thing to spare them and tell them to get outta town, but noooo, we just had to give them a full on display of our powers.
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>>1397981
I think it slipped most people's brains at 1am EST that saving Arm man would reveal our powers. They voted, and went to bed.
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>>1397993
That is a fair point. Hopefully it will be a mistake we won't make twice.
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>>1397981
What's the point in continuing to whine about it. What's done is done.

Ludo and his goons are buffoons anyway, the only real threat they pose is that they could tell somebody like Star whilst we're trying to lay low.
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>>1398004
To pass the time until the next Quest is started. That's about 95% the reason why I continue talking.
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>>1397981
But they already knew there was magic in here.
They just simply thought it was from a wand, which was what they came for in the first place, not our magic.

>>1396852
In fact, HOW can we do magic without a wand?
It's supposed to be a big deal to do so, that even Star opening up a door magically without her wand was an important development for her.

Is it the book? Our WILL? Purely inherent talent?
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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

Gonna order a pizza and quest it up in ONE HOUR
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>>1398021
>One hour until ULTIMATE POWER
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>>1398021
Christ all mighty this guy is just plowing through this like Star's virgina mewnii fields!
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>>1398021
>the mad man after hitting the image limit and bump limit on our last two threads is now going for another session
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>1398018
Any information at all on us is a bad thing. The less literally everyone else in the multiverse besides Us, Muscles, and Mummy knows the better.

Also, we got the power to use magic without a wand. And the will.
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>>1398018
It's the book + our will. All our spells so far have been cast through Luna. We're basically sorcering. This is why she wants us to get a wand, because until that point, we're not really learning magic.
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>>1398036
>>1398018

I mean if Star was casting magic through Glossaryk, everything SHE does would be easy and nuts also
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>>1398027
At least do it right
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>>1398018
As far as I can remember, Magic in the SvtFoE universe is inherent in the user. You don't need a wand to use magic, but a wand makes using your magic easier, more concentrated, and more potent. A focus, if you will.
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>>1398021
Dammit Quest, I have a college lecture to attend to.
You're gonna break the board soon, maybe we need a hiatus. Pls quest.
The ride's too fast.
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>>1398021
>Exited_Star.gif
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>>1398063
A spoon for the arcane stew. Nothing's stopping you from slopping it up with your hands.
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>>1398039

Lesson time, Children

https://youtu.be/zHQrvscTaeg

All magic has a source. It is the web that binds all of creation together. The invisible strings of fate. The hand of destiny. Your world was severely lacking in it's influence, so no human before you could have done what Mewmans do, pull magic from within and focus it through a wand. Now that I'm here however,
I've connected your soul to my world. My world which was so wonderous. So full of magical power. Power that 'I' snuffed out in my...shall we say, ascension? Why not? Now your soul is connected to a vast well of ever renewing magical energy. You are the first of your kind. Someone who's only limit will be in his body and mind's ability to withstand the power that flows through them. I know you'll do great things. Someone who's known so much pain can only hold great promise.
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>>1398077
We need to drink with our spoon until the stew has cooled down enough, otherwise we'll just end up scalding our tongue and ruining our taste
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>>1398077
Yeah, nothing stopping you from DIPPING DOWN!
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>>1398021
>Thought it might be Wednesday
>It's today
You spoil us, Quest. Godspeed.
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>>1398081
Alright I'm not even joking, but I'm getting some major dark soul vibes going on here.
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>>1398081
>I've connected your soul to my world. My world which was so wonderous. So full of magical power. Power that 'I' snuffed out in my...shall we say, ascension?
>Luna confirmed Devourer of Worlds.
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>>1398100
And I see absolutely no problem with that. If anything, I'm impressed that she was able to do it. Though I should only expect the greatest from dearest Mummy.
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>>1398100
It could just as easily have been someone trying to paint her as the cause of the magical collapse we don't know the full situation there Micky, so relax until we learn more.
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>>1398081
Oh, hello again.
I do have to applaud you for answering one of my questions in the last thread, Luna. Shame it isn't the one I wanted.
Anon is going to do great things, I'm sure.
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>>1398110
Well, we do plan for him to become God. So greatness is in the job description.
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>>1398081
Question: Will we ever learn to drain magic, like out of a magic user? Because that will be extremely helpful if a rouge warlock or sudden Star decides to try and attack us.
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>>1398131
From what luna said, that is probably not posible, since the magic storage is probably too big to be drained.
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>>1398145
Probably, I was thinking she meant that Mewggers got their own magic supply in them and we could deny them using magic by draining it.

We definitely need some defensive spells, preferably one against magic. Physical we're currently working on by buffing up Anon, but we got nothing against magic.
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>>1398156
Really, we just need spells in general. Considering we only have two at the moment. And one of them is completely limited, while the other is rather minor when not in a dead world.
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>>1398158
Speaking of dead worlds, I gotta ask Quest.

Were you expecting all of us to be retarded enough to try and enter THE HOLE, and when you were gonna fuck Anon up, did you expect us going beyond the realm of retardation to cast Raise Dead there out of desparation?
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>>1398166
Of course he expected us to fall into all of his traps.

Ever since we decided to go for THE HOLE instead of anywhere else we have been in his claws.
>>
>You are Anon
>Yesterday was the craziest time of your young life
>You passed out on top of your sheets, in your clothes after beating a pair of home invaders using the various hard surfaces in your kitchen
>Then you healed them using your own blood
>Your eyes creak open and you feel...
>Amazing?

https://youtu.be/cxrPWsNvbY8?t=6

>The sun is shining
>The air feels free
>Your arm hurts like fuck ow- ow what?
>Muscles is shaking
>Which makes moving him much easier by your own volition
>Good
>You dash to the bathroom, slathering on toothpaste and cleaning up in a blur of energy you've never had before
>Mom is even up
>Nursing a headache
>"Hey, Mom!"
>You shout, running to the kitchen in your towel
>You open the fridge
>Oh, wow they plugged it back up
>Good thing the O.J. was closed
>You chug some carbs and toss the carton just in time to hear your phone go off

>Headbook notification

>You have three messages

>Janna
>"Hey, Anonamarth! Jackie and Me just got to the skate park. We're already revving up my hobo hotdog cookout. Could you bring like, some marshmallows?"

>Justin
>"Duuuuude! We got a pick-up game in the park today. I know you don't ball much but you're cool and we can team up again! C'MON LET'S DO THIS!"

> Marco Diaz
> "Hey, Anon. Star was freaking out about something you sent her yesterday. It wasn't more Memes from 3Senpai was it? She's real sensitive to your kind of uh...humor? I guess it's that."


>It'd Saturday, bitches
What. Do?
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>>1398190
Go to hang with Janna, see if there's any stores on the way that might sell the shit we need to summon H-Poo.

And tell Marco that it's nothing for him to worry about, everything is fine.
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>>1398190
Okay.
Let's hang out with Janna, we'd said we'd do that.
We can tell Justin that we can't make it today, but we'll try some other time.
Tell Marco we weren't joking about what we told Star, but don't go into any detail.
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>>1398190
We already had plans with Janna. Tell here you're on your way.
Decline Justin's offer. Explain to him we already had plans before.
Tell Marco that she should be fine.

Do we have money? We need to buy marshmallows somehow.
Greet mom and ask her about it.
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>>1398190
Hang out with Janna. Look for stores that might sell the shit we need. It's jut a picture of my magical arm.
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>>1398190
Go pick up some marshmellows and go hang with janna

tell marco we'll stop sending star 3senpai memes
he doesn't need to know
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>>1398190
>Firstly: Inform mother that we were invited to a little hangout party at the skate park, and they're asking if we can bring some marshmallows.
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>>1398190
Send Janna a message like 'will do' or 'be there soon'

Sends Justin a message that you're going to hang out with Janna, and maybe invite him too.

Tell Marco you sent star dicpics
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>>1398190
>stare at the screen dumbfounded that we now have multiple friends inviting us to shit
>Go pick up marshmallows and Hekapoo ritual supplies if we have the cash
>Send a text to Justin asking what time the game is. Maybe we could do both?
>Send the smuggest anime girl we have saved to Marco
Slice of life time, bitches.
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>>1398220
>Tell Marco you sent star dicpics

Don't to that
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>>1398190
Also, nice pick for music
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>>1398190
>>1398224
fucking This.
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>>1398190
Ask Mom for a little bit of spending money to get marshmellows and stuff for friends

Should be enough to get not only that, but the stuff for the PB and J for Hekapoo.

What was the other stuff required again? Red clay dust? Look around outside for that stuff too if you can. Maybe ask Janna for the stuff?

And if we can't get with Justin, tell him we're taking up Jackie's invitation from earlier to hang out with her. Tell him we'll try to hang out with him later or some other day if we can. He'll understand, he saw what happened in the cafeteria with Anon and Jackie.

Keep Marco out of this. This only concerns Star.
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>>1398226
I support this anti-support. We're trying to make good with Star and Marco for now, not tick them off again.
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>>1398233
>>1398226
relaaax, I was joking
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>>1398239
>implying OP wouldn't take it seriously
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>>1398190
Hang with Janna/Jackie.

Probably okay to tell Justin you're hanging with them, they'll probably be impressed/applaud you and understand.
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>>1398190
Obviously tell Janna we're heading over and tell Justin we already made plans, but that we'll try and hang out with him some other time.

Tell Marco it wasn't memes we sent her, but if he wants to know more he should ask Star herself.

Also, check stores or places where we can get some ritual ingredients if possible.
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>>1398249
Agreed.
Plus state if it ends early, you'll ping him and the guys. Also add photo of arm.
(No sense hiding it anymore. At this point, putting it in plain sight is the best overall cover.)
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>>1398224
This this this
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>>1398207
>>1398210
>>1398211
>>1398216
>>1398224
>>1398220

>Wow
>Owen Wilson levels of Wow
>You've got a day ahead!
>A good one!
Just what you deserve
>After throwing on clothes
>Your typical outfit
>Your...only outfit
>Mom asks what's up
>"You're so chipper today."
>Man, she sounds out of it
>Hopefully she stays clean today
>"I have some stuff to do today. Some friends wanna hang out at the skatepark."
>Her eyes widen
>"Sweetie that's wonderful!"
>She flops over to side of the couch
>She pops open the cushion, pulling out some bills
>"Here."
>Mom hands you a crisp $20
>"Wha! Mom, what about the rent!?"
>"Rent's paid."
>"Food?"
>"I'll get more meatloaf."
>She kisses your forehead
>She still smells like liquor
>Damn
>"Have a good one, Honey. Knock em dead."
>"See yah, mom."
>On the way out you whip out your phone

>MARCO
>A: If she can't handle the Memes she can't be the girl of your dreams
>M: What?
>A: [Smug Korean Paper Machet puppet.gif]
>M: Ok...

>JANNA
>A: Otw
>J: [Gif of Terminator thumbs up]

>JUSTIN
>A: Sorry, bro I had plans
>JU: AhhH! Bro c'mon we need a reciever!
>A: It's with Jackie and Janna
>JU:...
>A: You ok?
>JU: OOOOOOOOO GET SOME! GRIND OR DIE, BIOTCH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT GEEEEEEETTTTING IT!
>A: Haha have a good one, dude


>You launch out the door, sprinting down the street
>A bird flies by
>A dog chases you but only to see if you wanna play
>What's happened to the world?
>You spot the old Creek up ahead, where that construction site used to be
>You also see the Dollar-Mart where surely treats and other goods could be snatched
>You also see a guy in a trenchcoat sitting at the bustop.
>He's like 9 feet tall...sitting.

What do?
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>>1398301
Go to the dollar store and get some marshmallows. We should also probably break the twenty into three fives and five ones.
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>>1398301
A dollar store.... where we can get ingredients for H-Poo's snack at a reasonable price. Along with Marshmallows. We should go get those things, plus any other ingredients I've forgotten for the rest of the ritual.
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>>1398301
Get some marshmellows and try to avoid the guy since the last thing we need is to get muscles involved and have him almost kill us
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>>1398301
>>You also see a guy in a trenchcoat sitting at the bustop.
>>He's like 9 feet tall...sitting.
STRANGER DANGER!
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>>1398301
We don't talk to strangers on the street. We'z a gud boi.

Go to the dollar store to get some marshmellows and the Hekapoo stuff.

Maybe save some marshmellows for Hekapoo to win favor, I dunno.

Also, where's the book right now?
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>>1398301
Get into the dollar store and buy what we need.

Can we avoid the stranger? Do so.
If not, Read his thoughts.

Also, I assume we have THE BOOK with us?
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>>1398314
>Maybe save some marshmellows for Hekapoo to win favor, I dunno.

M-maybe we could roast some marshmallows on H-Poo's head....
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>>1398314
I think we're carrying it in our backpack
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>>1398314
Supporting
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>>1398301
Let's have a little critter resend to keep an eye on big guy while we go into the store. Get marshmallos and stuff.

Don't trust suspicious people right now, not after that fiasco last night
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>>1398322
That'll probably annoy her
Let's do it
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>>1398301
I Think earth is a pretty crappy home
That's sayin nuthin, I've been in the undead zone
It doesn't suit me, it's not my style
Gonna go columbine in a while~
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>>1398322
Yum.

Try not to fantasize if Hekapoo gets molten marshmallows stuck all over her mouth.

>>1398327
Ok, good.
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>>1398320
This. Scan Giraffe's thoughts.
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>>1398227
Thanks bred, wonderful to spend time with yall today


>>1398220
Naughty boy. Who knows what would happen if you made the Diaz child jealous?

>>1398305
>>1398308
>>1398309
>>1398310
>>1398314
>>1398320
>>1398322
>>1398330
>>1398332
>>1398335

>You sidle past the humongous stranger
>You hear him grumbling to himself beneath his fedora which masks his face
>"Mrmm phemora mrugle grig meppeh"
>His thoughts are there, behind his voice
"Stupid monkey-infested mud rock.
I miss space. I even miss that fat guy from Jersey. Glork, I've been here so long I even think in their stupid dirt language. Lookit that stupid Larvae just reading my mind. Rude."

He's right, you know. It's impolite to stare, dear.

>You dash the rest of the way into the store
>You've seen enough weird shit since yesterday
>Unzipping your backpack as soon as you're in
the store clerk jumps, reaching for something behind the counter
>Until you pull out your money
>"Oh! Uh...hey, kid."
>The greasy college aged dude grates out
>"Could you break this into 5 singles and three fives, please?"
>"Sure."
>He takes the cash, opens the register
>Oh geeze
>Roaches are in the fucking til
>This guy isn't even responding to them what?
>One of them is dead, laid out on it's back with it's legs in the air


Revive the Roach?

Y?
N?
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>>1398352
supporting this
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>>1398355
>Lookit that stupid Larvae just reading my mind.

PANIC

And yeah, fuck it, revive the roach. Why not?

So long as we can cast the spell without frat boy noticing it was us.
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>>1398355
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>>1398355

Revive roach stealthy. It could be a fine spy, if anon can communicate or see through their undead minions that's it
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>>1398355
Fuck it, the option's there. Raise the dead roach! But do it subtly. Which I don't think will be a problem, considering it's a tiny insect.

Also, FUCKING WHAT!? The dude could tell we were mind reading?! More info, please! Mom?! Anybody?! Any info? Do we have to talk to him? I'm rather curious.
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>>1398355
Nah, big guy's cool. If he's been here this long he's probably not going to pull anything.
I can't see an advantage to resing the roach. Let's be on our way.
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>>1398355
No, why would we do that? Roaches are goddamned disgusting, and it wouldn't do anything for us.
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>>1398355
If it's absolutely unnoticeable, sure I guess??

Otherwise, just wait for your money like a good kid.
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>>1398355
revive roach, because maybe the roach can be a cute spy
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>>1398355
Revive it. Our first spy.
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>>1398355
>Y
Why not.
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>>1398355
>Y
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>>1398385
I SWEAR TO FUCK, IF YOU'RE FUNGAL-AUTISMO NEWFAG...
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>>1398373
supporting that and i also wonder about that alien?
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>>1398355
Y
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>>1398390
i just found a demon roach in my picture folder
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>>1398390
Fuck off with your bitching, Jesus fuck.
We get it.
You hate image spam.
Now get the fuck over it.
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>>1398355
Only if we're 95% sure we can do it without anyone or thing noticing we did it.
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>>1398362
>>1398367
>>1398372
>>1398373
>>1398377
>>1398379
>>1398380
>>1398382
>>1398385

THE PATH IS DECIDED
ROLL WILL! d20 + 5!

>>1398373
He's a psionic, dear. No need for the panic. I'm sure he's it's just an extra-terrestrial or dimensional. Same as Star Butterfly. Just because you're just discovering the multiverse doesn't mean it wasn't always there. Infinity is just that, Infinite.
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Here goes nothin'...
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Here we go
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Bring buggo to life-o
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d2 + 5)

>>1398414
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>>1398414
>quest still has not realized anon's will is as Infinite as the multiverse
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
ROLL
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Do you mind telling us a bit more about other dimensions?
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Vamos muchachos
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Oh, so those are a thing.... OK, he's just an average Joe, with nothing to worry about. Good to know.
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>>1398355
i think nearly every one voted for yes and do it stealthy?
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>>1398425
>>1398422
>>1398421
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>>1398414
>>1398427
fuck forgot to roll
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
ROLL
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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>>1398435
We wasted all our good rolls last night when we rocked Lobster Claws and Man Arm's world.

Which, that reminds me.
>>1398414
Mummy, the hell was that potion you wanted to make? Or do you want us to find out for ourselves?
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>>1398442
i support these questions
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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>>1398452
Why do you keep re-rolling!?
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>>1398414
>>1398433
Yes, but it's still a roll for Will to actually make it work.

>>1398435
>>1398442
I knew our luck would've run out. Things were too good to be true...
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1398414
>>1398414
Rollan for the winning post!

>>1398429
It would be like describing the beams of light that erupt from a prism. The more detail one seeks the more one finds. Reality has np limit and is ever expanding. Although, I can tell you there's already a world where Star and you did not become enemies. It's...cute.

>>1398442
Well since you were so interested in humanitarian aide for your attempted killers I suppose we'll never know, shall we? Don't worry. There's plenty of other brews we can make. Wouldn't cooking something together be fun?
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>>1398466
We haven't got a 4 yet, do we?
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>>1398466
>>1398470
This is exactly why I believe the rolling should be for "Among the first 10 rolls", rather than the number a post ends in.
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>>1398466
Holy shit no 4s who's doing this to us?

Altstar? Is that you?
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398470
Nope. Keep rolling.

>>1398414
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
rerolling
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Well that seems like a nice world. maybe someday we'll have a look.
>>1398470
I guess we keep rolling until we get a four.
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
>1d20 + 5
>>1398470
Nope.
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>>1398466
>Where Anon and Star did not become enemies

Don't tell me they became enamored with each other?
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>>1398474
I disagree, because then the first ten posts would be the only ones that matter
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
ROLLAN
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Well, since OP is a fag, I guess I'll reroll.
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
If you need a 4, I'll try then.
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
me no habla espangol
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>>1398466
Hey, I wanted to kill them for their ingredients, but the general consensus was to keep them alive. Still, not like Man Arm is the only source of Were Fat. If so, this must be an extremely rare potion of yours.
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>We can't revive a single fucking cockroach.

Does this count as a Critical Failure?
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398476
Mind if we reroll until we get a 4?
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398488
Guess we keep trying...
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>>1398484
Of course it's a shitpost
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398484
>>1398474
Maybe if you rolled instead of shitting about
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Holy fuck, can we just get a 4 already???
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Fucking hell man. No fours for us.
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
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>>1398506
>>1398491
WE HAVE RISEN THE COCKROACH
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>>1398504
There we go.

Apologies. I wasn't aware we needed a 4 at the time.
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>>1398504
13. The luckiest number in existence, I'm sure.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
mad this + rollling
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>>1398504
We got one
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398514
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
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>>1398523
ayyy lmao
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
4
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
why does it never end with 4?
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>>1398521
Alright, report in. Who /moralfag/ here?
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>>1398466
>Although, I can tell you there's already a world where Star and you did not become enemies. It's...cute.
Jaja, mami, eres muy graciosa
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
why i do 20 +5 and they never win?
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>>1398548
Everyone that does not believe in Lawful Good Necromancers is scum.
>>
>>1398504
>>1398504
>>1398504
>>1398504
Winnar!

>13 total

>You wave your human hand a little, trying to focus the wild magic that you used back in the dead world
>Nothing
>Then a leg twitch
>Then the tiny body flips
>Your mind is itchy
>You're suddenly keenly aware of every smell in this place
>The grease for the hotdog roller
>The glue on all the stamp and bottlecaps
>You can feel how the little creature hungers
>It looks up at you with it's partially eaten head
>It only has one eye
Oh, Anon darling it's so cute. It already recognizes you as it's Master.
>The clerk hands you back your change
>"Here, kid. Want any smokes?"
>"I'm 14."
>"So I'll add ten bucks."
>"Wha-"
>Outside a scream catches your attention but only for a moment
>That huge guy is lowering himself into the sewer
>Gross

>YOU HAVE SUMMONED DEAD-ROACH!

>Your will has gone down by -1 until it dies or is desummoned

Will is now +4

>Time for snacks!
>You grab the biggest bag of marshmallows they got
>Muscles stretches way more than usual when you reach for the white bread, the peanut butter and such
>You catch the clerk staring
>"Uh...I do a lot of Yoga."
>"Oh...alright."
>Planned. Calculated deception.
>Deadroach is scittering along like a baby duck
>It's amazing how he's just underfoot but fast enough to never get squished
>At one point he stands on top of a peanut butter jar, blocking your hand from grabbing it
>"Hey, what gives?"
>He points with his antennae
>Oh, dayum!
> Expired May of...last year
>Deadroach is officially looking out for you
>Also knows how to read...
>Neat

What do?
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
never 4
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>>1398554
Look, it's moralfaggus prime
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>>1398548
I guess I am.

I don't want anon to be a total good guy, but god damn. He's 14. Let some shit happen before we go full evil.
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>>1398559
Hot Damn!
I guess we continue shopping.
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>>1398559
Little bugger needs a name, saved our asses from pissing off Hekapoo.

Look for fresh peanutbutter
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>>1398559
Continue shopping.
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>>1398559
ask why the peanut butter expired last year and is still here?
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>>1398559

>>1398573
This. Also, I wish to dub our roach "Ron".
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>>1398559
Go find not expired peanut butter. Also, find a way to reward little roach man.

>>1398573
Let's call him Ron....... I have no reason for that other than it sounds cool.
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>>1398573
we name him mr. Butters becuse he or she saved us from hekapoo killing us over peanut butter
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>>1398559
So, pick out some top class on and j and marshmallows and be on our way. Got friends to hang out with and ladies to impress.
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>>1398559
>Aliens are real
>Cockroaches know how to read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_l0lFxFF7I
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>>1398559
Look for nonexpired pb
I say we name him Liquid Lizard, after anon's favorite vidya
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>>1398584
I'm pretty sure the cockroach could just smell that the peanut butter was expired
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>>1398521
Shit, I can get behind this. And I was the one screeching to kill the two monsters.
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>>1398521
>Not wanting Anon to become as operator as this motherfucker
I am disappointed.
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>>1398584
listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c923KCXN39s and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_EiJgTodQ
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>>1398466
there is something very cool here in the earth called liposuction, did you knew that?
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>>1398355
Is that a rick and morty refence I spy there
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>>1398559
>even more will now
holy shit anon is going to have an unbreakable spirit by the next session
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>>1398559
No reason on asking why the PB is past it's expiration date. Marts do this sort of thing all the time. Just tell the clerk about it when we go pay.
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>>1398611
...anon, our will went from +5 to +4
Read nigga
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>>1398617
We'll still probably have an unbreakable will by next season. Especially if we can use our powers without losing will.
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>>1398608
Nothing this disgusting should be allowed to sing so good.
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>>1398617
Only as long as we maintain a summon/rising
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>>1398610
where?
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>>1398617
>it went down but I thought it went up.
why does my autism have to be so potent
>>
Most likely the guy here is complete shit at sorting the bad stuff out while putting fresh peanut butter up, so we might be able to find a fresh jar somewhere in the store.

And I dig Ron. Little guy helpin' us out than being upset at being brought to life, like SOME ungrateful people who become thralls / undead.
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>>1398628
The big giant of a dude whose lowering himself down to become the sewer monster. He was the alien guy that Beth and Jerry were arguing about what Rick was doing with a giant dude alien in his basement. Which is when the giant thing proved both of them right but dropped some harsh truths on them for being the most dysfunctional people he's ever met.

>>1398559
Also ask cashier bro, "Yo man you got some peanut butter that's not expired or something?"
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>>1398582
Changing my vote for deadroaches name from 'Liquid Lizard' to 'Mr. Butters'
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>>1398641
I concur. I'm more than okay with Mr. Butters as a "familiar"
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>>1398559

>>1398578
Please also include the tidbit of >>1398640 where we tell the cashier he's got some expired peanut butter.
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>>1398608
here is more mucik https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUEP_LfjwW8&index=3&list=RDRu_EiJgTodQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsUqC8-D6AY&list=RDRu_EiJgTodQ&index=8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj3ra_B1PVU&list=RDRu_EiJgTodQ&index=14
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>>1398657
Actually take that back. undead cat/kitten skeleton.
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>>1398567
>>1398574
>>1398577

A vote is what we need! To name the Roach or not? Off the table! CHOOSE A NAME


>Ron
>Mr. Butters
>Faggot
>Edgar


>You comb the shelves looking for the precious nut goo
Syntax, dear. Please.
>You spot some bananas, right next to some shitty jerky and...cheesy hotdog buns?
>What in the sweet hell will capitalism think of next?
>You snatch them both, unable to find PB that isn't nasty
>"Will that be all?"
>"Why is all your Peanut butter off by like a year?"
>"Boss doesn't believe in throwin' out food. He thinks the less food we throw out the less chemicals they put in the water to make the frogs gay."
>"Uh-"
>"He's Amish er somethin."
>He hands you back your change and a free cig.
>"Dude I didn't ask for-"
>"It's on the house, little man. Just don't forget ol' Georgie."
>He gives you a greasy fingersnap
>Even Roachbro is a little wigged out
>He crawls into your pocket and starts eating crumbs
>Sick
>You didn't wanna do laundry today anyways

>INVENTORY CHECK

>Your clothes
Same ones you wear every. single. day.

>Your phone
Piece of shit brick with a touchscreen that's slightly more busy

>NOTIFICATION
>Janna has tagged you in a comment
>It's this video
https://youtu.be/pIHYPaoh79I

J: "This is our school"


>You have two sharpened pecils
>Strawberry Jelly
>White Bread
>A bag of JumboMallows
>One new friend in your pocket


>Outside is the old creek or the skate park

>Go to the SkatePark

>Head to creek to get clay (Be late to skate park)
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I think just Butters is better.
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>>1398657
So it's settled. Ron Butters it is.
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>>1398667
>Mr. Butters
>Go to the SkatePark
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>>1398667
>Ron
>Go to SkatePark
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>>1398667
I vote for full name of Ron Butters. And let's get to the Skatepark, we have all the time in the world to get clay.
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>>1398667
To the skate park.
Why not Crumbs?
Though, Mr. Butters is acceptable.
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>>1398667
>Go to the SkatePark
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>>1398667
Edgar "Ron" Butters

To the skate park.

How much dosh do we have left?
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>>1398667
>Mr. Butters first name Ron so his full name is Ron Butters
>Go to the SkatePark
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>>1398667
We can grab the clay on the way home. Let's go over to the skatepark.

I vote for 'Mr. butters' for our roach friend's name
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Should we ask if he's hiring? God knows we could use the extra cash, plus pitting armies of risen roaches against their living compatriots will be good practice for commanding massed combat.
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>>1398690
also we have a cig in inventory now I guess...
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>>1398667
Supporting Ron Butters.

Go to the skatepark; the red clay isn't going anywhere.

After the skate meet, go get clay and then get the peanutbutter.

Also, didn't the ritual ask for bananas with the PBnJ? Or am I imagining that?
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>>1398667
I'd go for Ron Butters, truly a good name for our minion!

Also we should totes head for the skate park try to keep Janna outta our jelly though and our white bread, that's our stuff you ass!
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>>1398667
>Mr. Butters
>Go to the skatepark
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>>1398667
>Ron Butters
>Go to Skate Park

>>1398697
No, you weren't imagining.
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>>1398701
It's not in our inventory then.

Are the bananas there bad too?
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>>1398667
Skate Park

Mr. Butters.
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funky towel is my favorite song now
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Oh shit guys! I just realized! Lil' Ron Butters could be proof of our power! It's the closest thing to proving our power we've got yet!
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Side thought: give Ron Butters some marshmallows to snack on once we reach the park. Two or three will do. Somewhere where he wouldn't be disturbed.

A small thank you for noticing the bad peanutbutter.
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>>1398716
supporting and here is one more song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8ctgUxKOQ
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>>1398714
Why do we want anyone to know we're a necromancer? The arm is explainable by star. Necromancy doesn't have a good rap in general with just about any normal person.
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>>1398721
I believe he's talking about the Ritual.

To which: I feel it would be more or a less a demonstration of how actually weak we are.
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>>1398721
Besides, a roach missing part of its head isn't too out of the ordinary. People accept roaches are crazy things that shouldn't live past certain things.

People will just give us weird looks for having Ron with us.
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>>1398721
No, I mean for H-Poo. We gotta prove our power to her, and I don't rightly know how we'd use our arm.
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>>1398720
found another song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_5Gwq3J12A
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>>1398667
>Mr. Butters
>Skatepark
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How disgusted will the girls be when they realize we have a cockroach around our clothes?
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>>1398749
Considering it's Janna and Jackie... probably not at all if we can get him to do tricks like backflipping.
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>>1398738
That's enough songs buddy
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Internet is kill brb
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>>1398749
We have a fucking zombie arm, and you think a cockroach is going to deter them?
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>>1398750
Actually just writing a command "roll over" and having him do it would be more than enough to impress anyone.

Still, ideally the less we demonstrate our magic the better. Even if it isn't clear we're magicing.
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>>1398750
Janna probably not, but Jackie...

>>1398753
Zombie arms are cool. Chicks dig scars.
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>>1398750
supporting cute and cool tricks like stand up rool over come here and play dead ect.
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>>1398667
it seams that we have allready decided what we should do?
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>>1398667
>>1398819
Try to not spill our spaghetti.
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>>1398752
>>1398752
>>1398752
Not kidding, brothers Internet is kill I'm posting at the speed of cabbage
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>>1398832
We'll wait OP,......we'll wait.
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>>1398832
>posting at the speed of cabbage
>cabbage
Make sure nobody ruins your cabbages!
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>>1398752
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>>1398832
>Quest's madness is so great that the internet cannot comprehend it
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Well, it's official. Quest is dead, and so is Star vs Quest

RIP
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>>1398906
I don't want to believe that...DELETE THIS NOW!!!!!
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>>1398832
>internet problems
GOD DON'T FUCKING SCREW ME ON THIS I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH OTHER THAN THIS FUCKING QUEST
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>>1398906
>>1398906
You wish, Mewgger

I LIVE

>The California breeze washes over you
>Salty
>Just like everyone you've ever met on the internet
>A little jog later and you're at the Echo Creek skatepark

https://youtu.be/udUCjJphE-0?list=PLA6CA6AD9F3751853

>A kid just did a flip over your head
>WHoah shit!
>"Hey, dude! Keep it on a swivel!"
>Dude
>"Dude!"
>Dude?
>Your turn, and spot Janna on the grassy center island
>She's already got a huge pile of trash
>Thanks, urban decay
>"You got the mallows?"
>You sure do
>"How could they possibly hurt us?"
>You mutter in reference to Ghostbusters
>"Dammit, Venkman."
>Did she just get that joke?
Dude. I believe is the term.
>Your pocket rustles
>Ron Butters is restless
>He smells the precious Hotdog and wants permission to assault the trenches for mystery meat
>Muscles is starting to wake up
>Your fingers roll
>Aw, geeze you're basically a parent now
Don't worry, dear. Just don't agitate them for the moment. Focus on your day. Mommy has them handled.
>Suddenly a SKRRRR meets your ears
>Jackie is here
>She pulls her helmet off with a plainly majestic hair flip
>"Hey, dudes."
>"Sup." Janna smokily responds.
>"Anon! Still going rawdog on the helmet situation, I see."

What do?
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>>1398951

HE LIVES

HUZZAH!
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>>1398951
>"Senpai ain't rich enough for helmets, Jackie."
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>>1398951
Quest is not kill!

"Need to live life on the dangerous side once in a while."
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>>1398951
We'll never impress them with our skateboard skills, but maybe we can impress them by being the biggest self-aware power in existence.

Start skating
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>>1398951
Hah!
We should tell Jackie that we're thankful for helping us fit in with the Jocks.
Oh, and tell her that a helmet would ruin our style.
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>>1398951
"I live life on the edge, Jackie"
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>>1398969
Supporting.
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>>1398951
One or two scars won't do us much harm. Janna seems to like the arm, after all. Does Jackie knows about?

Show off our spoils from the Mart run: Marshmallows and Cheesy hot-dog buns.
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>>1398951
Greet them. Play it calm.

And when alone, give two mallows to Ron.
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>>1398951
Lot more dangerous sure, but it definitely feels better.
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>>1398962
>>1398963
>>1398966
>>1398967
>>1398969
>>1398975
>>1398982

Roll Charisma!
d20 + 1
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>>1398996
Plus I'm poor as balls
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
ROLL
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
Oh shit.
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
Don't know what for, but okay.
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
>It's a Critical failure.
>"You trip and fall into the burning trashcan, Butter flies out and grabs onto Jackie's face"
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>>1398969
>"I live life on the edge, Jackie"
>"The edge of poverty. Anyway, I can do some cool tricks on my bike like riding in a straight line and turning. How hard could riding a skateboard be?"
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
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>>1398997
BY THE POWER OF DICK
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Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
Capital D by accident because phones
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
Aqui vamos.
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
Vamos muchachos
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>>1399015
damm it ends in 5,what a waste...
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1398997
Rolling for the winning post...
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>>1399010
welp...
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>>1399027
>>1399010
....
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>>1399010
>8
>This is the roll we're using
Our autism will never end, will it?
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1398997
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>>1399010
>>1399027
>>1398997
Get ready to spill everything out.
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>>1399027
nice, 19+1 is good.
unless im blind and cant count right.
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>>1399010
Let's at least fail spectacularly
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>>1399027
>L-living life on the-
>roach falls out of pocket
>Muscles slaps her on the ass
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>>1399040
It's not the 10th one, it's the one ending in 10.
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>>1399010

>8 total

>"I like it better with no protection."
>Jackie looks gobsmacked
>"Wait. Wait no I-"
>Janna's sides are already in the trashfire
>"I'll catch you guys after some laps."
>Oof. Way to go, Autismador
>"S'okay, dude. Next time just show her your feaked-out extremity powers."
>Janna is attempting to light the fire
>She sucks
>Wow how does one fail at hitting rocks together?
I know a way you could light it.

What do, smooth dude?
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>>1399047
Dime como, mami
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>>1399047
Listen to Mother.
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>>1399047
>"I like it better with no protection."
fucking KEK.
See if you can snap your fingers and start a fire, somehow.
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>>1399047
Ask Luna what, but keep wary.
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>>1399047
>Please tell me, Mum.
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>>1399047
If we can do it without revealing magic n hokay
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>>1399047
Oh yeah? What way, Mummy? Is it by going dead in the eyes and then spitting fire while reciting something in a dead alien language?
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>>1399047
Tell me mother.
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>>1399047
ooh, time to learn a fire spell?
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>>1399047
That was awful, holy kek.
We're listening.
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>>1399047
Just strike the stones together. I'm not sure you actually can do it that way, but do it. Don't reveal too much magic.
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>>1399047
Muestranos como,Luna.
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>>1399047
Just tell us, before we fuck it up even more.
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>>1399047
Como supistes que me encanta poderes de fuego, mami?
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luna is worst girl.
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>>1399047
>first offensive power
Teach us, Luna.
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>>1399078
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMI YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>1399047
>"I like it better with no protection."

anons autism bites us yet again
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>>1399086
LUNA IS WORST GIRL!
SHE BOTTOM TIER!
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>>1399047
Listen to her, be wary.
Find someplace to hide Mr. Butters before we spill our spaghetti even more.
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>>1399047
Actually, can we listen to Jackie's thoughts?

Let's hope we didn't immediately disgust her.
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>>1399098
Yes, I support this.

I hope she doesn't think we're to much of a sperg.
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>>1399098
Probably too far away athe this point lets just help janina light the trash fire with magic
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>>1399101
>>1399098
>>1399047
Thirded
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>>1399047
Tell Jaina to use her Hero Power
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>>1399053
>>1399054
>>1399055
>>1399056
>>1399058
>>1399059
>>1399060
>>1399061
>>1399063
>>1399065
>>1399066
>>1399065
>>1399096

Focus on the sun. The air around you. Use that focus to draw out the elements you need. Magic involving the physical world is rudimentary. This will be good practice. It will also let you brew and burn wherever we go.

Roll Wisdom!

Anon's Wisdom is +2 due to +2 Perception

Roll d20 plus 2!
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
ROLL
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
Gatdammit, don't mess this up!
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
>1d20 + 2
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
I'm struggling to come up with a relevant cartoon reference.
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
In before we burst into flames.
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>>1399108
Let's fucking not fuck up the one thing we're supposed to be good at.
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
LIGHT IT UP
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
Vamos muchachos
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1399108
>1d20 + 2
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399117
Jesus christ I'm retarded and forgot the actual fucking dice.
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>>1399108
praise sun
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
Cast Pyro!
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
here we god
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1399108
OH GOD JANNA IS GONNA CATCH ON FIRE.
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>>1399108
We the Avatar now.
Master of all four elements
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>>1399111
>>1399116
>>1399123
>>1399126
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>>1399144
Two of those rolls don't count since they're a repeating final digit
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1399108
>>1399108
WE ROOOOOLLL

For the winning post
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>>1399149
>>1399150
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>>1399116
why did you win why
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>>1399150
>>1399116
Oh dear god no.
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>>1399116
NOOOOOOO
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>>1399116
God fucking dammit.
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>>1399150
Oh no.
Well, this'll be interesting, at least.
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>>1399116
>1 in 10
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>>1399150
NO FUCKING WAY,we jinxed it guys.
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>>1399150
Let's look at the bright side: At least this will encourage us to stay on the path of Necromancy.
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>>1399116
>>1399116
>>1399116
>>1399116
>>1399116

OOOOOOO

>6 Total

>You close your eyes
>Inhale deeply
>The earth around you feels so in harmony
>The sun radiates unabated by clouds
>Moisture subtly takes over the air as the ocean breeze whispers past
>Your eyes snap open

https://youtu.be/I_jNwrGMNBg?list=PLA6CA6AD9F3751853

>There's fire
>OH SATAN HELP THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE!

Oh, anon. Look at you. You're on fire.

>You flop down onto the dirt asap!
>YOU ROLL AND KICK
>It's hot
>So hot
>You can feel your hair smouldering against your scalp
>Somebody's screaming at you but you can't make it out
>At one point you think you heard "My Slushie!"
>Wha-
>PSSSSHHHHHH
>You open your eyes
>About six inches lighter up top
>With blackened clothes
>Your shirt is a useless mess of carbon strands
>Your Jacket crumbles off
>There is also a distinct taste of Blueberry Baja blast
>Jackie is back
>How nice
>She's fighting off a cockroach, wonder what that's doing on he- OH SHIT!
>Ron Leaps off of Jackie, running hit buttery ass into the bushes
>Jackie is super gnarled out
>"I am SUPER gnarled out, man! Anon! What the heck were you doing over here, dude!"
>She brushed off the cockroach quick
>She...she offers you her hand
>"I saw the flames and came right over. A bug jumped in my face and made me spill my Taco-Paco Slushie all over you. Sorry, man."
>She eyes your body, clearly looking for sins of serious injury
>"What are you 'made' of dude?"
>Janna looms out from behind her
>Clearly being spooky
>"He's darkness incarnate, dude."
>"Wha? Janna c'mon."
>"Look! He just rolled his eyes back in his head and burst into fire! He's the devil!"
>"Janna you can't just call people the devil, c'mon-"
>Janna is bowing to you
>"Hail the dark lord. Praise his black and terrible name."
>"..."
>"..."
Well. Now we're getting somewhere.
>"Oh, hey my fire's lit. Thanks, Non."
>"S-sure."
>You suddenly realize Jackie is staring at your mostly shirtless body
>"See something you like?"
>"Buh!"
>She snaps out of it quick.
>"It's uh...your arm."
>"What about it?"
>"It looks like the one off Mr. Hyde in this one bad super hero movie the-"
>"League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?"
>"Yeah! You know it!"
>"Haha I uh...know most bad movies."
>"Cool. What's your favorites?"
>"My favorite bad ones?"
>"Yeah. Your most favorite to dislike and enjoy disliking."
>"You 'enjoy' disliking things?"
>"I'm 15. There's nothing I like I don't also hate."
>"Fair enough."

What do?
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>>1399187
THANK YOU RON,YOU ARE THE BEST!
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>>1399187
Everything went better than expected.
Again, we should thank Janna for freeing our hand from the lock, and thank Jackie for putting us out and helping us with the jocks.
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>>1399187
Our favorite bad movie? One word: Sharkhurricane.
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>>1399187
Ask Luna if this is what she meant by "Talent" because if that's it then we're gonna get ourselves killed before we even get to the end of the week.
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>>1399187
Clearly, we need practice.
But I refuse not to study this stuff, pyromancy is my FUCKIN JAM
Also:
>Read their minds
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>>1399213
this, read their minds anon and see if your spaghetti made them swoon
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>>1399187
Our favorite bad movie? Star Wars
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>>1399187
well i believe birdemic is the best worst movie.
also try to actually skate ya nerd.
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>>1399187
The best worst movie?
Manos, the hands of Fate.
Alternatively, Del Toro's Hellboy
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>>1399187
>Favorite Bad Movie: Who Killed Captain Alex
(Because for a bad movie, it's actually somewhat funny)
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>>1399220
You mean the prequels right
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>>1399228
Yep
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>>1399187
..... Guess we got that hair cut. And we got it for free.

Also, >>1399224 Yes, Who Killed Captain Alex is best bad movie.
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>>1399187
Favorite bad movie?

Kung Pow.
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>>1399187
Ron is best Ron. Even if we have to desummon him occasionally, we're keeping him in an Altoids can.

Mind read + The Room
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>>1399187
SHOW OFF YOUR CHEESY HOTDOG BREAD AND SOFT MARSHMALLOWS

NOT MENTION IT LIKE I SAID IT THOUGH
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>>1399187
Star Wars prequels and The Room.
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>>1399187
>>1399224
Also:
>When given the safe opportunity, inform Janna that we're not so much a Dark Lord as much as a Dark Baron. But the title of Lord is certainly a dream.
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>>1399187
Street Fighter, Dungeons & Dragons, Birdemic, Batman & Robin, Fright Night
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>>1399200
>>1399205
>>1399206
>>1399213
>>1399217
>>1399220
>>1399221
>>1399223
>>1399224
>>1399231
>>1399233
>>1399238

>You set into talking about something you actually know
>The mountain of inane media you've shoveled into your brain
>You speak of fish and storm systems
>Janna makes a "Hi Mark" joke
>Not sure if hate or like Janna more...
>Jackie loves B-movies
>Gets visibly offended with you rag on the Prequels tho
>"Anakin's arc was dope. They only screwed it up when he choked his girlfriend for like no reason."
>"Yeah that was pretty nonsensical."
>"Kinna hot."
>"What?"
>"Huh?"

Oh, you two are PRECIOUS.

>What the girls don't know is that while you've been carrying this on you've been listening
>To the whispers that bely their thoughts
>Janna's seem pretty inline "Man. I am so stoked to make Marsh-dogs again. Good thing Anon conflagarated. Hope no cops show up. I don't wanna sleep on a park bench again. Wonder if Jackie'll let me stay over?"
>Jackie's however...HOO LAD "Anon's pretty extreme. A little weird but maybe not like...in a bad way? Wish he could skate. I can't just chill. I hope Janna doesn't ask to sleep over again. I have to clean and my dad's home for the week. Aw, dude I wanted that slushie so bad. Now I just want Tacos again. Heh TacosGain sounds like a namefag from /bod/. God I gotta stop visiting that website."
>That's when somebody does a sick kickflip into the scene
>They land with confidence, their board sending a small shockwave across the ground
>Janna loses a hotdog to the flames
>"Noo! Mi Amor!"
>This guy looks...
>Hardcore
>Leather
>Shinpads
>A helmet but it has horns and flames on it
>Sick
>"Sup."
>He says through a voice way too mature for a kid slightly shorter than you.
>Jackie lights up when she sees him.
> "Ohmygod it's Lance. Don't fart. Don't far.
>The kid pulls off his dank helm
>He had shades on...
>Under the helmet
>Oh, god
>"Hey. Who's the freshman?"
>"Oh, this is Anon. Janna invited him to chill today."
>"Does he skate?"
>"No."
>"Does Janna skate yet?"
>"I'm not allowed to operate anything that can over 5 miles and hour. Court order."
>Janna's eating that hotdog even though it's basically black chalk
>"Non skaters aren't allowed unless they're plus 1 with a regular."
>He hands you his fucking board.
>"Skate, freshmeat. Skate or die."
>"Die?"
>"Well, leave. Not die but you get it guess."
>He clicks his shoes
>They're heelies
Impressive.
>Even Mama's smitten

What do?
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>>1399292
Skate, or die trying.
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>>1399292
Skate or die.
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>>1399292
Well, we're gonna eat the pavement, but Goddammit we're gonna do it with style.
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>>1399292
We dont have to be good, but we might as well give it our best shot friends.
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>>1399292
Read HIS mind
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>>1399292
It is time to re-enact skate moves we saw in Skate 3.
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>>1399292
>Time to fuck up skating
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>>1399292
Yo quest man I love the dialouge but we kinda need some names or something to go with the dialouge makes it a bit harder to keep uo, just throwing that out there.

On another note we need to keep in mind to offer Jana a place to crash if she needs it. Do it in a noncreepy way like this was fun as hell, if you guys wanna crash my place is alright, mom's a bit off but offers open.

Also in terms of what do, we skate to live, and live to skate bitches!

That or fall flat on our face and eat dirt we will at least get props for wiping out of we manage it well ebough. Skating is like three forth sick tricks and 2 fifths extreme wipe out a with blood
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>>1399292
..... Do we got safety gear? I want us to try to skate, and it's an inevitability that we'll wipe out. And I don't want us to smash our skull in. Like, gear from anywhere will do. Even if we have to borrow someone else's. We've had enough abuse getting set on fire for one day.
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>>1399327
>Offering someone a place to crash at after proving you're probably not safe to be around
lolwat
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>>1399330
We literally just burst into flames dude.
I think we can take a fall.
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>>1399330
Don't be such a baby. We can heal any broken bones we may acquire thanks to Luna.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1399292
Pre-roll attempt ritual
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>>1399327
>another note we need to keep in mind to offer Jana a place to crash if she needs it. Do it in a noncreepy way like this was fun as hell, if you guys wanna crash my place is alright, mom's a bit off but offers open.
We are aren't even supposed to know that she's a hobo (or whatever she is that she needs a place to crash).
Suggesting such a thing out of nowhere would just make her thing that we rightfully have mind-reading powers.
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>>1399292
We could haggle with Muscles for his assistance in this task. Dunno what we'd haggle with though. A trip to THE HOLE to smash an undead monster?

Plus we can just drop that it's okay to stay at our place. Like, not just straight offer it to her, just mention that my place is always open to y'all.

If she needs a place to sleep, she'll take the offer later.
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>>1399335
Shh Nah it's more like an offer to hang out if they need to or something
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>>1399292
Just skate. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>1399330
Trash can lid for a helmet
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Maybe we can ask Janna to come over and watch bad movies with us
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>>1399343
Nonchalant anon, like after we've hunf out and we did the cool stuff just make an offer of hey you guys this was cool lets do it again sometime or something
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>>1399351
Oh man, what's that captain America commercial with the kid whose getting a slsuhie? He did some sick stuff with a trash can lid. We could use the trash can lid to slide about or something
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1399342
Continuing the ritual alone since none of you are interested in getting good rolls
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>>1399292
>>1399292
Dammit I hate fucking up spoilers.
Quick break ya'll. Formulate a plan. See ya in 30 minutes.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1399361
i will do it
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>>1399338
You know what? You're right, fuck it. We'll just skate naked (metaphorically, not literally) and if we wipe out and look like a dumbass, we'll at least look like a brutal dumbass. We'll probably earn a bit of respect if we use our steel will to just brush it off.
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>>1399366
You dun goofed
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>>1399365
For spoilers, just do this

1) Select/highlight the text you want to spoiler
2) Press Ctrl+S, which wraps that highlighted text in spoiler tags.
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>>1399366
See, this is why you don't pre-roll after a failure. You just waste crits like that.
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>>1399366
>rolling a 20 during the ritual
The ritual has failed
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>>1399292

Skate or die. Also, how high was our dexterity again? That surely will influence how hard the success roll will be and help to determine if anon can pull a sick move or eat dirt.
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>>1399365
A plan? Well, that depends on how far we wanna go with skating. Do we wanna escalate our moves from simple shit, and push our luck with more complex stuff later on?

Push our luck right out the gate and try to do complex shit?

Or stick with simple shit to prove we can at least exist on a board?

Basically, do we wanna be cocky or do we wanna be safe, or somewhere in between.
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We are reading his mind right?
We gotta know his inner truth.
Also, who even is this guy?
Is he some sort of, super Oskar?
Was he a season 1 character?
I don't recall any Lances.
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>>1399379
Our dex is +0
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>>1399380
Let's be safe for now. We can get cocky after we're sure we can keep a board under us.
>Capcha Hospital
Yee haw, we're gonna break something.
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>>1399379
+0
completely average dex

Unless we magic our way through this, we ain't got much going for us.

Might wanna ask for Jackie's helmet.
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>>1399389
So, what, once around the park gaining our balance on it? Maybe try to pop a wheelie or nosie if we're getting confident? Or just simply jump on the skate board? And I don't mean jump as in we jump without it, but we jump with it. I forget the skater term for it.
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>>1399408
Sure, sounds like a plan. Jumping is just called "Air", I think.
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>>1399408
Ollie?
We could use Muscles to assist many moves
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>>1399400
>might wanna ask for Jackie's helmet
But anon likes it better without protection, anon
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>>1399424
OLLIE! That's the world I was looking for!

And I don't think muscles would be too much help. He's an arm, not a leg. Unless we're planning on doing a grab trick, or any other trick involving our right arm, he'll just kinda sit there. Unless you plan for him to act as a balancing thing for us.
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>Never rode a skateboard
>Anons want to do tricks
We're gonna break our nose.
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>>1399450
Well if we're gonna fail, we might as well fail at something that doesn't make us look like a monster or dark lord.
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>>1399450

The only trick I'm thinking of is being able to go partly on a ramp.
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>>1399365
>35 minutes later....
OP, HURRY THE FUCK UP
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>You look over at Jackie
>"Still wanna rawdog it?"
>She asks with a meek grin.
>"Do I really have to do this?"
>Jackie closes her eyes, opening them to give you the look that let's you know...
>Shit is as serious as it gets for American teenagers on a Saturday
>"Rules of the bowl, Anon. You gotta do this."
>"Don't Beef it." Lance grunts.
>"Beef it on my board and you can't come back until you can do an Ollie."
>You look down into the bowl
>Hooboy that looks steep
>How fast will you go?
Are you afraid?
>...No
>You've seen death
>You've conquered the things that held you back so far
>You stand on the board like you saw Jackie did earlier
>You're not afraid anymore

ROLL DEX!
d20 + 0!

>>1399327
I'm working on it as we speak, my dude.
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>yfw ywn recieve cheek rubs from a shortstack, thick, scissor-making interdimensional goddess.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1399517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYn_W14zTU
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1399517
Skate gods protect us!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1399517
GO
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Rolled 16 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1399517
Get ready to fuck it all up.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1399517
Much better though if you wanna make it so Anon text is plain that would be cool though if it's a personal stlye choice go for it.

That being said lets roll out!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1399517
We must summon our inner edgy skater to complete our edge look we once had, to NOT fuck this up! TIME FOR ME TO ROLL UNDER SEVEN!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1399517
Here we go.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1399517
Vamos muchachos
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1399517
BRB killing myself
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1399517
I mean we have the will not to pussy out
WE STYLIN NOW
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>>1399536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt3sbclAbu8
We also gotta have the appropriate skating music for our failure montage!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1399517
You just gotta be INTENSE

AHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1399517
LET'S GET TUBULAR
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1399517
>>1399517
>>1399517
>>1399517

The winning post is!
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>>1399532
>>1399583
16. Not bad.
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>>1399532
Hey, you did it Anon!
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>>1399583
>>1399532
YEEES!!!
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>>1399532
Yes! We didn't completely fucking eat the pavement!
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>>1399532
>past 15
WE DIDN'T SHIT OUR BRAINS ON THE GROUND
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>>1399532
>>1399583
>>1399585
>>1399586
I-I did it? I DID IT!

inb4 skating was a Very Hard roll.
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>>1399583
Radical
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WHO'S READY TO SHOW LANCE WHO'S THE SEQUEL TO SKATEBOARD JESUS!!!
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>>1399596
HELL YEAH! EAT SHIT LANCE!
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>>1399532
>>1399532
>>1399532
>>1399532

WINNAR!

>You kick off...
>Hearing a strange whirr as you roll down the bowl
>Suddenly you're back up!
>"WHUH!"
>You turn, nearly falling down but hot damn you found a way stay on!
>"AHH!"
>You narrowly miss three kids rolling dice on the bottom of the bowl
>Oh No...
>OH NO!
>There's a path here!
>The bowl is sloped!
>You're picking up speed!
>Into a tunnel you roll
>Blackness consumes you
>You see streaks of pink as you pass through it
>The light blinds you as you emerge
>Suddenly a kid drops in front of your path!
>"Lookout, Anon! Don't commit vehicular homicide!"
>You just fucking jump
>That's when the music hits in your brain

https://youtu.be/iymtpePP8I8?t=5

>In the air you see this kid
>Maybe eight or nine
>Looking up at you like you're a golden god
>Wait, why is her face so close?
Because you're upside down, dear
>WHUH!?

>TRY TO LAND THIS FLIP YOU DID, COOL GUY

ROLL DEX + 0
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1399609
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1399609
FUCK. THIS IS NO LONGER RADICAL
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1399609
Oh fuck!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1399609
If my roll wins, we have to fuck Jackie in the future.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1399609
SHIT
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1399609
WAIT WE DID A FLIP ON A 15?! WHY ARE WE FLIPPING!? MUSCLES HELP.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1399609
Time to land this shit like it's the fucking moon landing! Or eat shit! One or the other!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1399609
Praise allah
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1399611
>>1399612
>>1399613
*autistic screeching*
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Rolled 9 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1399609
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>>1399609
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1399609
here we go boys
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>>1399611
>>1399611
>>1399612
>>1399613
>>1399622
>>1399623
>>1399623
>>1399637
>>1399638
WE'RE DEAD
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1399637


Dice gods! We beseech you so we do not lose another Strelok to the Zone!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1399609
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1399642
>>1399638
>>1399637
>>1399623
>>1399622
>622 ▶>>1399644
>Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>1399613
>>1399612
>>1399611
DIOS MIO
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>>1399611
>>1399655
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>>1399655
We stole Lance's first kiss
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1399655
>>1399637
>>1399622
STOP POSTING
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>>1399659
>tmw u mistake someone for OP, even though you have OP posts highlighted
fma
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>>1399666
gonna... but apparently forgetting that word makes me Satan
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1399609
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>>1399646
>>1399654
>>1399655
>>1399655
>>1399670
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1399609
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOSQUE SE PUEDE
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1399609
>>1399609
Here we go, boys...
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>>1399683
>>1399612
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1399612
>>1399683
Shit.
At least it wasn't me this time.
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>>1399612
you did it
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>>1399683
SHIT STATUS: ATE
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>>1399683
>>1399609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS9gUUFz6Ps
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>>1399683
Can we have an emergency counter roll, I'm fine with eating dirt or kissing a tree, but we at least have to do it with the skateboard still on our feet.
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>>1399683
PLEASE TAKE THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH AS PROOF OF OUR SUCCESS
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>>1399696
No, Anon. We lost.
>>1399612
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>>1399683
>>1399632
eh heh heh, uh, hey OP, this guy won heheh looks like we critted heh
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>>1399683
Well it looks like were gonna be finding somewhere else to go today
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>>1399683
I hope we don't break our neck.....
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>>1399708
Anon, I...
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Maybe we can pull out some self righteous bullshit speech about courage to salvage this?
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well this is the first time we ever skated, i say we did good so far.
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BRACE FOR IMPACT ANONS THIS IS GONNA HURT
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1399683
KEK WILLS WE TAKE THE CRIT
>>1399632
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>>1399612
>>1399612
>>1399612
NO LONGER RADICAL INDEED!

>4 total
>WHUMP!
>WHAM!
>Skrrrrrr....
>You beefed
>You beefed hard
>"Anon!"
>Jackie skates down, doing a sick turn in the pipe
>Nice, brah
>Sure wish you could feel your face
>You spit a little gravel
>Janna walks down from the lip like a commoner
>Just like you
>Ow
>Ow your body
>Lance steps up as you've already started to rise
>"Welcome to park."
>"What!?" Janna says, surprised.
>"Lance. He beefed. You know the rule-"
>"Yes. He beefed...but he beefed to save Lorie."
>He points down to the little girl you nearly creamed
>She pulls herself up and thanks you before scurrying off
>"A beef for the good of all is no beef. It's honor."
>Lance pulls his shades down at you, taking you in.
>"You're welcome here anytime."

>"Uh. Thanks?"
>"No prob."
>He flips his board up into his hands.
>"Get a helmet."
>He takes off.
>"Dang, dude."
>Jackie's up next to you, placing a hand on your skinned shoulder
>"You're hardcore!"
>You are?
>"I am?"
You are.
>"Wanna go get some slushies? Maybe a shirt?"
>She playfully punches Muscles
>Muscles leaps up and punches her back in the arm
>"AH!"
>"S-Sorry!"
>She laughs
>"It's cool. Don't know your own strength? My brother's the same way."
>Janna calls from on-high
>"Hey, losers! Food's ready!"
>You suddenly realize
>You've had a total of half a glass of O.J. since yesterday
>Maybe you could do with a bite
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>>1399731
Shit, I misjudged you Lance.
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>>1399731
mm get some of that tasty food senpai
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>>1399731
>The fuck you doin'??? GRAB A BITE.

Also: At some time, we REEEALLY need to find a way to tame Muscles. We can't just let him be wild like this.
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>>1399731
We ate it so hard we completely swallowed it whole like nothing happened! Now let's go fucking eat some god damn hobodogs!
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>>1399731
Lance is a cool guy.
He has my respect.
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>>1399731
Grab a bite.
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>>1399731
Eat
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>>1399731
Lance seems like a neat dude. I like 'im.
Let's eat.
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>>1399731
FOOD!

Also we need to clean up the blood and tatters of our clothes.

Show our.. maybe $15 bucks and ask if we can go thrift shopping? We literally have no other clothes.
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>>1399731
C H E E S E H O T D O G B U N S
H E E S E H O T D O G B U N S
E E S E H O T D O G B U N S
E S E H O T D O G B U N S
S E H O T D O G B U N S
E H O T D O G B U N S
H O T D O G B U N S
O T D O G B U N S
T D O G B U N S
D O G B U N S
O G B U N S
G B U N S
B U N S
U N S
N S
S
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>>1399731
FEAST ON THE SEARED FLESH OF THE DEAD!
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>>1399731
Let's eat a and feast and see how badly we fucked our face
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>>1399731
Is it possible to animate hot dogs?
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>>1399799
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>>1399799
Maybe but lets not try it until we go home
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>>1399799
>Playing with other peoples food

No need to go full edge
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>>1399731
>>1399744
>Don't forget to feed Ron Butters
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>>1399799
>>1399799

Have you tried it yet, darling?
Do you think hotdogs would want to be alive?

>>1399769
>>1399766
>>1399761
>>1399760
>>1399757
>>1399755
>>1399749
>>1399744
>>1399740
>>1399739

>You mount up to the edge of the skatepark
>Victorious
>Sort of...
>Janna hands you a dog in those weird cheesy buns you grabbed
>There's melted marshmallow all over it
>"Is this food?"
>"Everything's food if you're not a pussy."
>She's right.

Eat the Marshdog? Y/n?
Call Ron back to you? Y/n?
Animate Marshdog? (you monster) Y/n?

>>1399766
You currently have $14.80 in American cash moneys
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>>1399841
>Eat
>Don't call yet
>Don't animate
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>>1399841
Y
Y
N.
Do we really want a mashed up chimera of who knows how many animals as our food?
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>>1399841
Y.
Y.
N.
Check our face.
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>>1399841
Eat the Marshdog, call Ron back, and DON'T animate a hotdog. Not only will we not doubt lose more will, but I've seen how this shit ends. It will only scream.
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>>1399841
Y TO ALL.
Ok dont animate the marshdog.
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>>1399841
Y
N
N
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>>1399841
eat the dog.
don't call ron just yet.
don't animate.
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>>1399841
Y.
Y.
N.
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>>1399841
>>Eat the Marshdog?
Yes
>Call Ron back to you?
No. Keep distance for now
>Animate Marshdog? (you monster)
Fuck no, it is just a useless piece from a formerly living being. DEVOUR IT
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>>1399841
Y
Y
N
Thinking about it like that no i dont think hot dogs want to be alive
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>>1399841
Yes
Yes
No_
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>>1399852
>>1399853
>>1399858
>>1399859
>>1399869
>>1399872
>>1399874
>Wanting everyone to see that we have a cockroach on us while we're eating
The fuck's wrong with all of you?
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>>1399841
>Eat the Marshdog
>Sneak in some crumbs for the roach
>Invite Marco

This may just be me, but I think we should start warming up to Marco again. He was our only friend and Star is getting a little too buddy-buddy with him. Inviting him will help patch things up, and we need to start cucking Star while we have the chance.
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>>1399886
>Wanting to cuck Star
>Not wanting to cuck the traitor of all people
What's wrong with you?
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>>1399841
Y
N
N
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>get wounded
>animate hotdog
>it wants nothing more than to die
>infinite His Blood for Mine
I'm a genius.
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>>1399883
We already proved ourselves, they won't care too much.
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>>1399883
Janna would think its cool.
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>>1399841
>Do you think hotdogs would want to be alive?
Yeah... maybe not.

Y - Everything's food if you're not a pussy
N - Tell him to keep his distance. We don't want him to end up squished.
N - How many animals and plants would that even count as? Let the delicious dead keep sleeping.
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>>1399883
On us? Ron is just going to be near us.
You don't want to abandon him, do you?
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>>1399893
Star cucking is a national sport, anon
Personnally, I wanna cuck both of them
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>>1399841
>Eat it
It's probably better than Mom's cooking. And if not, it'll help Anon appreciate it more

>Call back
Try to get him back stealthily, like off on the side to be retrieved when no one's looking

>Animate
Hell no
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>>1399841
Y - we've totally eaten worse
N - keep close, but not on us for now
N - pain
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>>1399893
He's a traitor, but he has been with us for a long time, and has been our only friend since before we got THE BOOK. Star is some bitch who stole him and punched us.
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>>1399911
Yeah, but then he ditched us the second he got a better friend. So we've done the same.
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>>1399911
She did say sorry but I can see you If people might still hold a grudge. That being said we should not judge so harshly that we don't see new opportunities to expand Social Links. On another note we should keep an eye out for opportunities to teach star how to not be a dick
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>>1399893
>>1399902
Man we're soft cucking Marco already. Just telling him we're hanging with Janna and Jackie + technically shirtless selfie at the skate park?

Insecurity abound. Plus passive-aggressive anger for us knowing he's into her. If he confronts us on that, we can just say "You've been hanging with Star. We're just trying to make the most of life now that you don't have time for me." or some crap like that.
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>>1399911
>Valuing the traitor over the enemy
Goodness only knows this only encourages bad tendencies in any future friends.
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What's the chance of harem ending.
What's the chance it includes Princess Marco?
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>>1399917

But has he really ditched anon? It looks like he's simply too busy with Star's shenanigans but still wants to be on good terms with anon.

I mean, most of time he's being dragged into Star's Bizarre adventures rather than spending his free time merely chilling with her.
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>>1399911
He has lost our friendship. If he wants to become our friend again, that is something HE has to do.

Oh, one last thing. If you have an enemy and a traitor, you kill the traitor first.
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>>1399929
>valuing the enemy over anyone
Star has done a lot more to cross us than Marco
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>>1399939
Trap Marco best Marco

Can we slowly turn Marco into our trap sex slave?
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>>1399942
No, he did really ditch us. He could've invited us on his wacky adventures. He could've even slightly tried to keep in touch with us, but he didn't.

>>1399943
What about when the enemy is about a million times more dangerous than the traitor? Who do you kill first then?
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>>1399944
Doesn't matter. Seek the destruction of traitors before the destruction of enemies.

Besides: Royal Mewgger babies for Mommy.
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>>1399939
Zero.
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>>1399963
Marco probably doesn't want us to get hurt. To him, we're still weak, stupid anon. Mama knows better.
Also, you shouldn't kill the traitor if it will royally piss off the enemy. If you do, you're boned.
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>>1399943
You mean turn the traitor against the enemy.
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>>1399963
You still prioritize the traitor, because the traitor has already proved his disloyalty once. I can't picture semantics and such but rule of thumb nobody likes or wants a traitor, even the people who accept said traitor.
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>>1399963
I can at least respect an enemy.
But a traitor?
They do not have even that.
You kill traitors first because they have betrayed you, let you down. You make an example of them, show others that you have no tolerance for betrayal.
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>>1399982
But again, he could've done literally anything to try and keep in

>>1399993
Who cares how disloyal the traitor is? He's not on our side, so that doesn't matter. Especially when the traitor doesn't have a wand of infinite power, while the enemy does.

>>1400000
But that's idiot logic. If one poses more of a real threat than the other, then they should be dealt with first. Respect should have nothing to do with it.
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>>1400000
i agree. nice digits family
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>>1399943
>>1399970
>le kill the traitor first meme
Why the fuck would you shoot the unarmed kid before you shoot the LITERAL MAGIC princess who fights monsters on a daily basis?
Do you guys WANT to get Narwhal blasted?
Is that it?
Marco has personally hurt us more, I'll admit.
But Star's very presence is a threat to us.
She is our antithesis, a filthy mewgger, and more powerful than us.
Since magic is linked to one's emotional state, we NEED to make her suffer, we need to plant hate and self-doubt in her mind.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1399841
>>1399841
My dice roll detirmines how good the magical Marshdog is

>You munch down into the beat
>Hot sugary garbage, meat garbage and cheese laden bread fills your mouth
>You tear right up
>Spicy?
>"H-how is it spicy?"

>You look down
>Ron B. is peeking out of the bushes
>He hungers
>Another insect crawls too close
>SNAP!
>He's eating it's face
>Awesome
>You flick your mental wrist, commanding him closer
>He tries sneaking over as best can
>"Whoah!"
>Oh shit Janna saw him!
>Abort! Abort!
>She hands him some cheese-bread
>"Looks like we got a visitor."
>Jackie grimaces at the sight
>"Ew. Janna you're eating with your hands, stoppit!"
>Janna is petting your roach
>"Oh. Right."
>She switches to caressing the little guy with her bare pinky toe
>H-hot?
Not the time, sweetie.
>After considering the wretched life of a hotdog you decide not to animate it from it's bun prison
>Soon the whole meal is gone
>Regardless of taste, growth spurts demand sustenance
>"Alright. Still plenty of daylight left! Let's roll."
>Jackie has so much enthusiasm
>As you're leaving you signal Ron to hop back up
>Jackie didn't see it
>Janna did
>She's giving you such a strange look
>What the hell is that?
It's admiration, Anon. Confusion and awe. She doesn't know how to take you.
You could show her. You could tell her how she should take you.
>L-luna that's lewd
I mean tell her your rank, dear. Your station.
>Oh!
>As you guys pop out of the Skate park you get transfixed by both of these girls
>Their hair
>The way they smell
>Oh no
>Your worst nightmare
>Feelings.
>Attachment to others!
>Jackie points out the slushie stand that puts more syrup in than all the others.
>While she and Janna jog ahead you're left behind


IT'S TIME
TO EXAMINE OUR FEELINGS

What are anon's emotions toward these women?

>Likes Janna
>Likes Jackie
>Friends with either
>Neutral/Uninterested


LET IT BEGIN
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>>1400020
Finally! Someone who's talking some sense!
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>>1399928
... so why don't we get a half-naked selfie on headpage? Saying how awesome a day we're having. That we beefed but are stronger for it or some inane shit.
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>>1399970
>tfw you'll never have a qt revolutionary gf that will shoot anyone you don't like
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>>1400020
Well it's not like we're gonna fucking kill Marco or anything.

Just deprive him of all his friends the persuasion way.
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>>1400025
>Likes Jackie
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>>1400025
>>Likes Jackie
>>Friends with either
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>>1400025
>>Likes Janna
>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna>Likes Janna

LIKES JANNA FOR CHRIST SAKES PLEASE!!!!!
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>>1400025
>Likes Jackie
>Friends with either
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>>1400025
>Friends with both, Janna more than Jackie though

Love will just lead us to doing retarded shit, especially at this age.

Save that for after we conquer the world.
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>>1400025
I feel Anon would take a stronger liking towards Janna than Jackie. Due to them having supposedly similar shitty life situations.
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>>1400025
>Friends with either
Janna may have been a bit of a dick at last second, but we friended her for a reason.
>Likes Jackie at least just a bit more
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>>1400025
>Can't like both.
MIERDA
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>>1400025
>What are anon's emotions toward these women?

FUCK! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE QUEST!? THE WAIFU WARS BEGIN AGAIN!

That being said...I rather like Jackie's chill and relaxed vibes she seems like the kinda girl that is cool with most weird things that pop up. 100% Gud Friend material, with possible evoultion into waifu.
Janna is spunky, I like that, not to mention from what we know from the mind reading she's probably got some bad shit like we do. Like attracts like and who knows every Dark Lord needs an Apprentice to keep them on their toes...

Vote goes:
>100% Friends with Either
>60-40 with Liking Janna just a bit more than Jackie.

Tho dem hips man...
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>>1400025
>Likes Jackie
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>>1400025
PLEASE, IF NOT BOTH JANNA
PLEASE I NEED THIS
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>>1400025

Friendly with both of them with possibility of maybe liking them more in the future. After all, anon per first time feels what true friendship is like. Besides, the shit he had with Marco was just safe kids hanging together, it doesn't really sound like anon and him were real friends.

Also, befriend Marco and Star. Revenge is nice and all, but now that anon knows there's much more beyond the human world, it wouldn't hurt to make an alliance with the super strong magical girl and the karate boy. At best, they are influenced into fighting for anon, at worst, they become a threat to anon's overlord delusions and can be backstabbed while they are under the belief anon is a friend
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>>1400036
>Making only the traitor suffer
Goddammit, It's already canon that Anon hates star, anon.
We gotta make both of them suffer.
We gotta make both of them the school's blacksheep.
Let them be a couple. I want to make sure they still remember what happiness is before I bring despair for the both of them.
First, we seduce Jackie.
Then, we bromance Oskar and tell him bad rumors about star.
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>>1400025
>Relationships

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-9wAmdMWI

>Likes Jackie
>Friends with Janna Though, that doesn't mean he can't be interested in her if things go sour with Jackie. Afterall, these are the only two girls aside from Mom that like Anon.
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>>1400049
Changing to
>Likes Janna
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>>1400071
Who said that? I just asked if you liked each one individually.

Fuck. It. Up.
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>>1400090
THANK YOU GOD!
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>>1400092
>FURIOUSLY LIKES JACKIE
>FURIOUSLY LIKES JANNA
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>>1400020
Marco is a traitor in very petty way, I agree. Barely worth our time. I'm merely explaining the logic on why you would kill a traitor first.
>>1400014
What's more threatening? Someone who can physically harm you? Or someone who has hurt your entire foundation, your legacy. Someone who has betrayed your trust. If that someone goes out unscathed, you show that you are willing to accept betrayal. Accepting treason begets more treason. Why do you think every country in the world has such harsh laws on it?
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>>1400092
>Can like both
IT IS TIME
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>>1400092
Oh, fuck then I change my vote to like them both. I want Janna to be our left hand woman since she seems to be into this whole dark lord thing, and I wanna learn some real sick trickz from Jackie.
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>>1400025
While Jackie takes it in raw sex appeal and would most likely be a better gf, I feel Janna would be the more the more fun option and seems like she would take the occult shit in stride.

That being said,
>Friends with either
The Starfu cannot be stopped.
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>>1400109
>still thinks we should prioritize Marco
I hope you like the taste of Narwhal anon
Because if we follow through with your 'traitor worse than enemy' mentality then we're gonna be eating a LOT of narwhals.
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>>1400101
Would it be a "stranger" if we fapped with Muscles instead of our one remaining real hand
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>>1400109
It's not about accepting it, it's about prioritization. And I say we should prioritize the one who can most easily take away all of our powers with a few narwhal blasts, compared to the dork who can do karate. It's like saying "yes, we could easily take out the big bad who's caused all of our problems, but Billy from gym class crossed me AND HE MUST BE PRIORITIZED! BECAUSE SYMBOLISM!" It's just stupid.
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>>1400125
Altstar stop it, we're not gonna be your concubine
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>>1400092
>>1400025
I remember then I was a teen that I couldn't get my eyes of of any girl that came across me. Even ones they were that pretty I started to feel weird for if they showed even a little bit of interest for me.

I'd have gone crazy if two cool, pretty girls my age like Jackie and Janna wanted to suddenly hang out with me liike that.

So yeah, we're a teenager who's horny hormones are starting to drive him crazy. Confirm my vote to like both.
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>>1400137
>Wanting Muscles exposed to our one true weakpoint
>Forgetting Muscles isn't tame yet
What's wrong with you??
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>>1400137
It's fine as long as we say no homo
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>>1400151
I mean even if he does rip it off then atleast we would end up with a new friend
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>>1400137
>“Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.”
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>>1400025

>Likes Janna
>Friends with either
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>>1400025
>Likes Janna
>Friends with either
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It's so nice seeing you blossom dear. Just remember.
No one can hurt us more than the ones we love.

Or, at least. The ones we show it to.

Cuidado, mi hijo
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>>1400025
Likes Janna
Friends with either
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>>1400180
That's why I'm never calling you mom.
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>>1400180
No estoy tan seguro, ma, creo que la chica que nos puede llenar el culo con Narwhals nos puede lastimar un poco mas que estas dos.
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>>1400025
Likes Janna as a possible future partner in crime. Especially considering her home life possibly sucks too. Possible romance, but who knows.

Attracted to Jackie (Who isn't?). But she's actually pretty cool beyond the attractive skater persona. Possibly go after to cuck Marco.

I still want that Headpage photo OP. Marco must know we're having a life also now.
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>>1400196
I think Mummy means emotionally, not physically.
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>>1400196
> I'm not so sure, I think the girl who can fill our ass with Narwhals can hurt us a little more than these two.

???
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>>1400212
...fair enough
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Need to get ready to do shit tomorrow, remember:
Anyone who wants to Waifu star is an AltStar trying to manipulate us.
Also, we poppin the biggest bottles when pic related happens
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>>1400252
That image is the future I want this Quest to have. It's just glorious.
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>>1400025
>Friends with either
>Likes both
>>1400131
When did I say kill Marco? Just harming him socially is good enough. Full force isn't always the right choice.
>>1400141
If we are directly in battle with them, sure, focusing on Marco because of our feelings is idiotic.
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It is time...TO COUNT THE VOOOOOOOTES!
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>>1400025
>Friends with either
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>>1400267
Not just in battle, but our plans in general we should prioritize Star over Marco. Sure, if the chance to fuck Marco is staring us in the face, we should take it. But if we have to choose between fucking with the two, Star is top dog.

Because, sure, we can fuck Marco over in some way. But then Star is pissed off. A magical princess with a reality bending wand is pissed off at us. The reverse is a teenager with karate skills being mad at us. One option over the other just makes infinitely more sense.
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>>1400252
>Anyone who wants to Waifu star is an AltStar trying to manipulate us.
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>1400296
Correction: There is literally everything wrong with that.
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>>1400300
>Correction: There is absolutely everything right with that
ftfy
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>>1400296
>There's nothing wrong with being a filthy friend stealing mewgger
Go back to tumbr, AltStar
(Okay now this is my last post for reals)
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>>1400290
I agree we should fuck star before we fuck marco
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IT BEGINS
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>>1400316
I do hope you mean that metaphorically like I did.
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>>1400311
>down to mewgger from double mewgger
We're making progress every single session.
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>>1400300
I agree we should mindbreak star
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>>1400322
That implies that it hasn't already started.
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Well in other news:

I elect that if we encounter Princess Marco while we have our Saxophone Wand, we play Pistol Packin' Mama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocOgJU0mxbg
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>>1400334
>>1400322
HANNA BETTER WIN

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1400358
Janna

FUCK
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Boys...
after accounting for double votes and resends

We have.

A tie.

>SECRET PATH UNLOCKED
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>>1400367
OHHHHHH

Geez, what could happen?
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>>1400367
OH SHIT MY BOYS!
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>>1400367
well time for us to destroy two relationships great
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>>1400367
Is it Star?
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>>1400367
Uh oh.
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>>1400367
STAR ROUTE UNLOCKED

BUCKLE UP BOYS IT'S TIME FOR A RIDE
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>>1400367
Hnng!
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>>1400367
Oh shizz nigga what we gonna do now?!
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>>1400367
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>>1400367
OK.... what's the path?
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>>1400380
>>1400387
No!NO NO NO NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OP DON'T DO THAT TO ME
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>>1400367
Luna route unlocked?
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>>1400416
Pick your poison
>Star route
>Marco route
>Lance route
>Oedipus route
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>>1400426
I'D RATHER THIS THAN STAR, PLEASE OP!
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>>1400430
Fuck

I'd rather pick fuckin' Marco

Trap Marco is p cute desu
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>>1400367

>They're both pretty
>Jackie in her swivley kind of mermaid way
>Janna in her funky, confident walk
>You're not sure where to put your eyes
>Your heart is fluttering
>That's when you ram face-first into a chest the size of a buik
>"Wh-"
>WHAM!
>You see Stars
>Tiny little stars constantly punching you
>You groggily pull yourself together
>Look up
>You're surrounded
>By a DOZEN monsters of various sizes and shapes
>...including a tiny bird one
>"Is this him?"
>He grates
>"Yeah, boss! That's him! He's the one that made Man-Arm Man-Parts!"
>"Lobster-Claws. Shutup. Boys...pummel him."
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>>1400430
>>Oedip-
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>>1400444
LOBSTER-CLAWS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!

FUCK THEM UP OR RUN!
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>>1400444
Oh shit!
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>>1400444
FUCK THEM UP
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>>1400444
S-so is it neither?

Is it one of the monsters!?

OP this quest needs some live b-but this!?
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>>1400444
WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL ALL OF YOU!? WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY!? We should've fucking killed them so specifically this wouldn't've happened! "We earned their trust" "We'll make friends out of them" Right!

Monster arm! Do your thing!
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>>1400444
OH SHIT
>Get Muscles ready again
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>>1400444
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>>1400444
Here we go boys. Time to fuck shit up. By running away while talking shit.
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>>1400444
KILL THEM ALL.
THEY DID NOT GET THE MESSAGE. THEY MUST DIE.
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>>1400444
OH, GOD HOW WEAK IS MUSCLES FROM BLOOD FOR BLOOD
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>>1400444
let Monster Arm Boy give into its instincts
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>>1400444
Alright boys, I don't think our arm is up to the task since I think we might have fucked it up restoring Man Arms back to health that being said...

>Send Roach Bro into the little goblins mouth to choke him.
He will be missed
>Try a wide sweep with Muscles to catch them by surprise and get some room.
>Use skate board to get away and get some room.
>Attempt to use Fire again and burn some fools.
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>>1400465
>>1400463
>>1400461
>>1400459
NIGGAS WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARK....right?
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>>1400444
Set them on fire. No mercy this time, looks like we get to make potions.
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>>1400469
We've had a night of sleep.

ITS TIME.

Also, closer to death = BETTER REDEAD. We just need one of them to die. TAKE IT AWAY MUSCLES
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>>1400444

How about we tell them what we did to try and save Man-Arm from death and ask if there's any way we can resolve this without violence?
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>>1400481
Yes and when he stops to think about it we run as fast as we can
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>>1400444
Tell Janna and Jackie to run, stay and fight.
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>>1400444
Well, time to light them all on fire. Burn them to the ground.

Alternatively, just wake up muscles.
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>>1400481
Fuck that! kill those motherfuckers!
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>>1400473
Oh shit I've totally forgotten.

Time for super uppercut on Lobster guy at least.
And set bird man on fire. At least that'll keep the rest of them distracted while we GTFO.
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>>1400444
>>1400461

>>1400481
>groaaan
I guess this???
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>>1400444

Tell Janna and Jackie to run, fucking book it in a different direction.
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>>1400444
Alrigh, it seems our abilities currently are
>Run Away (Skateboards are pretty fast).
>Use Muscles (How weak is he).
>Animate Undead (Not alot of dead things around here).
>Blood For Blood (We can use it to heal ourselves during the fight).
>That fire thing we did last time where we almost roast ourselves.

Lance is around here. Janna and Jackie too, but don't seem like quite the fighters.

What's the plan?
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>>1400444
They are in the park, challenge them to skateboard competition to the death!
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>>1400505
They can't catch you if you're on fire
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>>1400509
This!
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>>1400505
I assume diplomacy or running as the other options will probably result in us getting the shit kicked out of us by a bunch of idiots
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>>1400517
Exactly! And we don't want to seem like bigger idiots than we already do with these guys catching us while our pants are down1
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>>1400509
I change my vote to this
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>>1400505
My plan is:

Tell everyone else to run, if Lance can fight we can ask him for help. He did looked pretty hardcore.
We could tell Janna or Jackie to call Star & Marco.

>>1400513
Use Fire or Muscles as an AoE attack to keep them at bay.
Now that I think about it, blood for Blood only works on willing beings, so we'd have to cast Animate undead on something so we can leech life force from it. There was trash nearby, dead rats, cats and other critters tend to be there.
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>>1400509
It's a disney show, it could work.

We MIGHT need Star's help here. We've been in fights before (bad neighborhood), but we're not STAR level training. Might be slightly better than marco.

Get Jackie to call Marco Diaz from your phone?
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>>1400534
No! I said it before, and I'll say it again, bringing Star into this intentionally is the worst idea! That gives Ludo ample chance to spill the beans about our magic!

>>1400536
We easily demolished two of these losers without breaking a sweat, we can take the rest of them!
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>>1400536
>thinking Disney rules apply anymore
>after we splattered an abomination on a dead world and had man-arm's brains leaking out of his skull
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>>1400550
He got better
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>>1400545
>No! I said it before, and I'll say it again, bringing Star into this intentionally is the worst idea! That gives Ludo ample chance to spill the beans about our magic!
And you think every single kid in the park won't talk about this to their friends at school on Monday?
Words' gonna spread around if we use a single spell here.
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>>1400559
So our only option is to wake up Muscles and tell Janna and Jackie to get out b
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>>1400559
Then let's not use a spell unless absolutely necessary. I would also think that everyone would run away when the monsters start attacking.
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>>1400444
Battle music, folks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj09hiXfCTk
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If we shout "janna,jackie,run!" the monsters probably will go to catch them,so dont do that.
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>>1400562
>>1400564
I don't think there's a choice here. Muscles seem to be weaker than yesterday, and we're outnumbered at least 9 to 1.
9 to 2 if Lance joins.
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I think Earth is a shitty place
I'd much rather go to outer space
I think it's simply, just... Vile
But I have to stay here for a while
I think every stranger is a bitch
I'm fighting monsters, and I'm gonna end up in a ditch
I hate calling this place home
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>>1400444
GRAB MAN-ARM AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF THEM, MOTHERFUCKERS WERE SPARED LAST TIME BUT DID NOT LEARN, NOW THEY DIE LIKE MOTHERFUCKERS
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STATUS POST

Current abilities are...

Will +4
1 Minion: Mr. Ron Butters (Cockroach)

Wisdom +2
Constitution +2
Charisma +1
Str -1 (+4 with Muscles. He's currently weakened)


Your spells are...

ANIMATE DEAD
MIND READ
BLOOD FOR BLOOD
COMBUST

Your opponents are...
10 fucking monster dudes
1 little monster dude with a scepter

Darling. We need to be careful. Monsters are incredibly strong and resilient. Some even have inherent magical abilities. You might need to run from some or all of them. Unless we can get creative in the right way. Use the environment. The fences. The tunnels. The streetlamps. Do not let them take you. Never go down without fighting. I love you. Be strong.
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>>1400571
Battle music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuPI7tk9B8
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and lets not involve anyone else in our problems,ok?
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>>1400584
can we try and talk the scrawny looking bird out of it with our charisma by using threats?
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>>1400584
>Send Roach Bro into the little goblins mouth to choke him.
He will be missed
>Try a wide sweep with Muscles to catch them by surprise and get some room.
>Use skate board to get away and get some room.
>Attempt to use Fire again and burn some fools.

Though if we can't actually get them to combust then we might have to save the catching on fire as a last resort to get away type thing really.

Also anyone else wanting to target the little goblin thing first?
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>>1400584
Fiiiiiiiiine mooooooom.
We'll use that ancient many vs one technique. Keep running until one of them catches up, turn and quickly dispatch them, then keep running and repeat. While we run we can look for possible places to funnel them into single file. Ducking down an alley wouldn't be a bad idea.
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>>1400584
Of course! The enviroment! Man Arm isn't the only weapon we have access to! We can finally put those pencils to good use by shoving them into one of the monsters eyes!

Look around for anything we can improvise as a weapon! And use MIND READ to read their thoughts and predict their moves before they attack us!
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>>1400584
First, ask them what they want.
Then, beat their skulls in with whatever we can find.
If we start to lose, we will retreat to a more advantageous position. Is there any high ground here?
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>>1400594
>Also anyone else wanting to target the little goblin thing first?

Fuck yes.

Always gut the caster first.
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>>1400592
With an 10 to 1 advantage?
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>>1400595
supporting this,hit and run to the tunnels
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

THE CONSENSUS IS TO FIGHT BUT IT'S TIME FOR SPEED BATTLE

I WILL MAKE A POST WITH THE CURRENT SET UP/SITUATION.

I WILL ALSO ROLL A D10

THE FIRST POST WITH THAT NUMBER WILL BE WHAT WE DO AND HOW WE ROLL!

GO ANONS, GO!

>Some Horrible Potato baby rushes you
>He has a unicorn bear beside him
>One goes high
>The other low!

WHAT DO!?
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>>1400602
>Geek the mage
oh yeah, I forgot about shadowrun for a while.
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>>1400600
What they want? It's clear what they want! They want revenge for us kicking Lobster Claws and Man Arms ass! And they may even want Mummy!
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>>1400584
Are Lobster person and Man Arm among the assailants?
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>>1400606
JUMP BACK

COMBUST
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>>1400606
Can we smash them one on top of another with Muscles?

After that, we'll probably have an opening in their lines to flee from.
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>>1400584
"Behold! The secret Anon technique that will find you in trembles!!! Here it COOOMES!!!!!!"
>fucking book it
"RUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!"""""
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>>1400606
Use muscles to bat them away like baseball, if we do well home run stretch!

That or dive between the middle ground to leave them behind as we charge forward.
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>>1400611
THIS
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>>1400606
Swipe attack using Muscles!
Roll for STR!
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>>1400606
Go to the side!
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>>1400606
Fuckin' Jump upper cut the Potato baby with Muscles! If we land on top of it kick its head in and then jump off! And read minds to predict attacks!
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>>1400606
Fall back to higher ground. Try to find a metal object we can beat them with.
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>>1400606
USE THE FUCKING UNICORN BEAR TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE POTATO BABY OR VISE VERSA
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>>1400615
>>1400615
>>1400615
>>1400615

Roll Str with Muscles!

d20 plus 4!

Don't forget to roll with your posts, boys
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
VAN A PILLAR!
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>>1400584
Quick, use the Anon Secret Family Technique!
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
The joestar family secret technique!!!

Nigerundayo!!!
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>>1400611
This, then fucking run. Try to find any thing that can be used as a melee weapon for Muscles.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
Kill them all.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
Goddammit guys, don't get us killed!
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634

MAN-ARM WE'RE SORRY JUST KICK THEIR ASSES
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
ROLL

Also, we need to see if Lance is really HARDCORE
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
Our bad Quest, we thought you wanted action then roll not roll and action.
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
CRUSH
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
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>>1400634
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
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>>1400649
YOU WILL GET US KILLED
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
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>>1400659
ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
Eyyy
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

QUICK ROLL TO SEDUCE
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400634
>>
>Speed Battle
>still takes his sweet time rolling that d10
Absolute madman.
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>>1400644
>>1400644
>>1400644
18+4!?

>NANI!?
>22 total!
>Two monsters arise
>WHAM!
>Two monsters are now a fucked-shit stack
>Jackie and Janna are rushing toward you.
>"No!"
>You scream at them
>They both stop
>"Get outta here! Get the other kids out of the park!"
>You turn to your foes, their partner's blood and backfur sliding off of your horrible hand
>"I got this..."

https://youtu.be/ScV5tNmHbgw

>Something fills you
>This power
>Luna?

Not just me anymore, my child. You found your own power now. Your strength. Your ability to never know fear. You've arrived. My fearless boy.
Destroy them.

>"Destroy him!"
>Three rush you now
>A BDSM Giant
>A giraffe with man-fists
>A flying chicken beast!?


You have unlocked your latent power
>Fearless
Never. Fear. Again.

WHAT DO, HERO!?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1400685
>>1400676
I rolled it with the first post and will be subsequently each action post.
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>>1400685
BURN TO CINDERS!!!
CHAOTIC FLAME!
By that, I mean we try to use the fire spell again.
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>>1400685
>>Fearless
>Never. Fear. Again.

TRANSLATE THIS TO A WILL BOOST

USE IT TO CAST COMBUST
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>>1400690
Let's do that
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>>1400685
Grab convenient nearby skateboard
Roll in front of us
Profit
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>>1400685
Time to get FEARLESS!
Trip the giant with Muscles, let him bungle up his chicken beat friend and then use the Giraffe fucker as a sword via his long ass neck!

Also need roach bro to go and attack the lil goblin munchkin
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>>1400685
>take the Unicorn Bear's axe
>carve
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400685
We know no fear.
We will kill them relentlessly.
We shall destroy them utterly.
Find a weapon.
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>>1400685

>>1400691
This.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1400685
COMBUST
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1400691
rolling for this
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>>1400621
NIGERENDAYO~
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400691
>>1400699
Rolling for this as well.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400685
combust that shit
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400691
Fuck it, time to burn!
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>>1400685
We hero now
Ideally we don't roll bad

What enviromental hazards do we have in play? Skateboards = weapon/tripping hazard
Ramps/drops
gravel for tossing in face
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STOP ROLLING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>1400695
welp
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>>1400695
Time to go Conan on these monsters it seems.
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>>1400711
>>1400710
>>1400707
>>1400705
>>1400700
Reveals our fire powers. Good for the fight, bad long term, especially if someone's getting Star involved or phone camera recording
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>>1400695
MONSTERS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1400730
They'll know eventually. Might as well get it over with.
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>>1400730
Any better idea then?
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>>1400730
This is a 9 on 1 fight man.

One of them knows magic, and could cast a spell on us while we're busy with the other 8.

We need every edge we can get.
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>>1400735
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT STAR TO SHOVE NARWHALS UP OUR ASS
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1400695
>>1400695
Oh...oh my

>You've had enough
>Enough of these cunts coming to your world and trying to hurt you
>Now they've endangered the first other people you've liked
>M-maybe even more than that
Not now, dear. The murder? Remember?
>You take the axe off of one of the beasts and wield after a moment's thought...
>You pass it to Muscles
>He pauses
>Turning to you with his frightening knuckles as if to ask "Are you sure?"
>"I trust you, buddy. These guys don't deserve any pulled punches."

>Just as the three close in however you throw up your human hand and force your will to a fine beam of focus!

>>1400705
>>1400705
This was the post that rolled so I'm using it as well.

>13 total (Fire magic is governed by Wisdom, senpai)

>You cause a burst of light and heat before you, toppling the first two beasties
>That's when you catch a giraffe neck to the stomach
>PWACK!
>You're sent flying
>Into the fence of the skate park
>You've got the wind knocked out of you
>You're dizzy
>You swallow hard to put that kind of bitch talk to rest inside you
>As you get up the giraffe and some red Lizard man have approached
>The creepy little goblin is riding on the red one
>"Oooh he IS strong! Pin him down! I want to pull him open and see what's giving him these powers!"
>What a dick.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1400743
we could bluff and yell Star's wand gave us powers and he's not taking Muscles away
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400743
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR THERE GUTS
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>>1400743
>13 total (Fire magic is governed by Wisdom
UGH. I'm a doodie patootie.
You're right.
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>>1400741
I mean we can pretend like the only spell we know how to cast is fire and making fire isnt inherently evil so its not that bad
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400743
Yeah okay, fuck you too lil green goblin man.
Have muscles smash the fuck outta both with a wide sweep with axe in hand.
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>>1400743
yeah lets do the ax thing
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>>1400743
Kill the goblin.
>>1400748
RIP AND TEAAAAR!
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>>1400743
He's the caster.

Reanimate his skull helmet?
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400748
RIPPING AND TEARING
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400743
Show them whose world this is! Pure heroic grit go! Slash through them until there's none left!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1400752
whoops rolling
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400743
THEY'VE GOT HUGE GUTS. RIP AND TEAR
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400757
Yes please
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400755
Fug, forgot the roll.
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>>1400763
Booyah

Huh, I wonder what this must look like to outside observers.
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>>1400757
>>1400757
>>1400763
>>1400763
>>1400763
>>1400763

>With a 23...total.

Hoo boy I'm writing up a good one for this.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400757
>>1400763
Fuck yeah, this
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>>1400763
>23
RIP AND TEAR
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>>1400757
>>1400743
>Reanimate his skull helmet?

DO IT
Now we can use the WILL boost.
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>>1400767
>>1400751
>>1400748
>>1400747

>all these high rolls
looks like anon is about to act out his favorite vidya
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>>1400747
>>1400748
>>1400751
>>1400763
>>1400767
You guys are fucking savage.I love you.
>>
Is this song relevant right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2PAkPp0_bY
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>>1400770
HE BETTER FUCKING SHOUT RIP AND TEAR QUEST PLEASE
>>
This whole fight scene is beautiful. I am proud of almost every Anon here.
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>>1400770
I can't fucking wait.
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>>1400780
more along the lines of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3GL9WwjV5w
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>>1400790
That's nice 'n all, but it's not nearly metal enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg37lkE5cuw
THIS is much better!
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>>1400790
>Not posting Andrew Hulshult's cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs&t=4s
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>beating the shit out of 11 guys single handedly
How fucking wet are these girls getting? Is this the start of the Anonbowl?
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>>1400798
Ahhh, sounds so much better when it's not midi... no offense to midi.
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>>1400799
FUCK ME! Scratch my post! This is the superior version.
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>>1400802
Don't patronize us you double mewgger cuck
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>>1400763
I got punched in the face by a girl.
One thing led to another... and I was tearing monsters limb from limb with my alien arm.
>>
man with how vicious we are attacking, we are going to be seen as the bad guys.
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>>1400814
It's not evil to smite evil. Plus, this was self defense.
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>>1400814
We'll only be seen a bad guys if we get caught or badly justify ourselves.
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>They acted like animals...
>So I slaughtered them, LIKE ANIMALS
[Anonkin StarRunner intensifies]
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>>1400814
Self defense, Anon.

They struck first.
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>>1400814
We're 12 v 1 vs a guy who literally said he wants to dissect us. We're in the clear as far as escalation of force goes.

And ideally we don't kill anyone as much as we just maim them.

I just hope we have a good KICK ASS speech instead of just "RRRAAAAAAAAAAGH"
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>>1400822
I doubt that after we've let Muscles off the chain all monsters will be leaving here alive.
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>>1400814
>monsters attack us first time
>we beat the shit out of them but spear them because we are not entirely evil
>they come back with even more monsters
>attack us first again
anon we gave them a chance the first time, now they will pay a price they cannot afford to
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>>1400814
There is absolutely nothing wrong with brutal efficiency, especially in a fight like this. These monsters are lucky we're not aiming to straight up gore them for this considering they pose a danger to our friends and family.
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>>1400822
Let's not talk about speeches unless we win definitively. Dice gods are fickle.
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>>1400822
"If you want my kill count to keep goin'..."
>smirk
"...then keep 'em comin'."
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>>1400814
It's 11-on-1.

They chose this path.
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Anyone up for some more music?
I've got regular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALBKFB28E0M
And Orchestral.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8yG5cI9cSQ
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>>1400814
https://youtu.be/pfevBIsVG1o
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>>1400832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeV3T6X3E6Q
Pardon if I'm coming off as a Personafag
Funny thing is: I haven't played or known a single game of the SMT series.
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>>1400835
YES! The dream is coming true!
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>>1400832
Nice. Sounds like good base infiltration music.

I hope we get a chance to do this one if we ever summon an undead army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaG4Ui1PCJY
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>>1400838
ANONKIN STARRUNNER ENDGAME IS BEST ENDGAME
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>>1400835
>>1400850
Can Star pretty please be our Padme?
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>>1400835
So you want him to be a good guy gone bad kind of character?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1400770
>>1400770

>You're surrounded by even more beasts than before
>Along with Giraffe and red guy
>You have a demon with two heads
>A goat man with a beard!
>A fly the size of a German shepard...AND HE HAS A GUN!
>Oh, no wait that's a knife.
>Lobster Claws is stepping up, clearly wary of your huge arm wielding the axe
>Is that a sunflower with a face?
>This isn't good
>What do you do?
Break them at their weakest point.
>You Trust your instincts
>You Trust you power
>Suddenly it hits you

>YOUR HUMAN ARM RISES
>Light blasts from your eyes
>The same light erupts from the dead sockets of the skull atop their leader's head
>It shudders, rising from it's perch
>"At...last."
>It speaks?
>Oh boy.
>"ARRRA!!!!!"
>THE SKULL SLAMS DOWN ON LUDO'S FACE
>"ARE YOU THE SON OF A SHEPARD!?"
>"AAHH! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"
>"Master Ludo! NO!"
>Wow.
>They all said that in unison.
>"GIVE UP YOUR GRAVY AND SHEEP YOU FILTHY PEASANT. THE EDD BOYS CANNOT HELP YOU NOW!"
>The skull is mauling the little dude
>The beasts are in dissaray
>"I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD AND FERMENTED CABBAGE!"
>Who talks like that?
>You prepare to run
>Muscles stops you, being frozen in mid air
>"Hey, what gi-"
>"You vill not be escapink this time. Magic man."
>A new monster blocks your path
>He's not as big as the others but he's...calmer?
>More together than they are
A swamp lurker. Fiercely loyal. I'm suprised the runt managed to get one on his side.

>What do about Buff Frog?
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>>1400840
That's pretty good, but I thought that some Red Alert would be more fitting for an army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliC9OPuWWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqZ4ZonQb9U
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>>1400852
Star is the Jedi order
We already chose Jackie/Janna as the Padme(s)
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>>1400855
>>"ARE YOU THE SON OF A SHEPARD!?"
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400855
Dazzle him with a light show, aim a quick fire spell at his face set to bright and turn and run in the opposite direction of the frog man.
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>>1400853
I was the guy who posted the discourse shitpost, so yeah
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400855
"If you wish to live, you will move. Otherwise, Say your prayers asshole."
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>>1400858
Oooh, nice. I can get down to that.
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400853
That sounds like something we're aiming for.

I'm hoping for a more middle path myself.

>>1400864
What this anon wants to do.
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>>1400855

I just want to live a human life. Go bother Star. She gave me the arm. Nobody cared who I was until I got the arm.
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Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400874

Forgot roll
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400855
>>1400869
This.
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400855
look monster this does not concern you, leave now or stay and face your destiny
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>>1400855
Buff Frog is more dangerous. We can't mess around with him but I feel like a straight up brawl with him will result in us losing pretty badly.
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>>1400865
>mfw when the dice says that anonkin StarRunner is canon
Also, ask Buff Frog, are you the son of a shepherd?
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400855
>combust his shirt
>run
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>>1400855
MIND READ

Maybe he can be negotiated with.
What use are we if his master is dead?

Let us go and we can live to fight again.
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>>1400855
Looks like your master is in some trouble, should probably fix that. I don't want any trouble frog man.
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>>1400888
Actually, I agree with this.
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400855
Gotta get charismatic

"Your master seems to be having trouble and those other oafs don't seem to be able to help, you should assist him, besides you couldn't take me anyway"
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400855
Alright so we punch him in the face with mustles and run as fast as our legs can carry us
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>>1400888
Stall and mind read

>>1400891
That's not charismatic at all.
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400887
Rerolling. Trying to get him to stand down isn't going to work.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400855
Muscles, roll over
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>>1400895
Charisma is the art of convincing others, that is literally charismatic?
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400895
is it Cha to stall? I dunno. rollan forgot roll
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400855
Flirt with him to destract him and run away tell him he has beautiful fins
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>>1400862
Finger guns to you, mate

>>1400895
>>1400895
>>1400895

This post won but we need a charisma roll for the stall! First post after this one gets the roll!
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400855
Looks like we gon' try level up Charisma right now.
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>>1400901
Oooo, buff frog is unconvinced whether due to bumbling or a linguistic gap, perhaps anon accidentally insulted him resulting in hastening his actions
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400907
DESPERATION
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400907
HERE WE GO
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Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400907
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1400901
>>1400901
Nevermind!


>"Uh...HEY LOOK A GIANT FLY!"
>You point the huge insectoid behind you
>BRACK PUNCH!
>You got 1-2ed for your efforts
>Ow
>Ow your face!
>"I know of big fly."
>The buff frog crouches down for a jumping attack!
>"We were room mates in Kollege."
>You're starting to feel seriously dizzy
>Those idiots are fighting your Skullbro but you may not be able to take another big hit

What do?
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>>1400912
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400907
DICE GODS GIVE ME STRENGTH
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1400924
Fine, we'll rumble!

Get ready to jump, then run like a mother fucker to get some distance between the mobs. Dex maybe?
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400924
Combust his shirt, smack him with the axe as he panics and start running.
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400924
BLIND HIM WITH A FIRE SPELL
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>>1400924
BUTTER

WE'RE SORRY, FRIEND
YOU'VE BEEN GOOD TO US

DISTRACT BUFF FROG USING RON
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>>1400924
Well man arm every dog has it's day and it looks like today is that day
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400924
Muscles, RIP AND TEAR
PORFAS MUCHACHO PAPI NITA VIVIR
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400924
>Postal References
"You thought you weren't going to die today. Surpriiise~"
>Muscles, take care of him.
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>>1400925
This counts?
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>>1400935
we have our winner

everybody stop rolling
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400924
Dood not cool
Punch him back
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400924
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1400924
FUCKING BOOK IT
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>>1400946
poor helmet can't catch a break.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400939
ROLLING TO RIP AND TEAR
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>>1400942
God i hope this counts
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400935
Rolling strength if necessary.
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>>1400951
Dice gods don't like The Biker, it seems.
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>>1400957
Man, it is just not my night.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400924
rolling just because
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>>1400945
Please use this strength roll instead of
>>1400957
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1400935
>>1400935
>>1400935

>In a panic you blast fire out in front of you
>The Frog comes right through it...
>CRACK!
>He hit your chin with his forehead!
Anon. No. Fight!
>The world spins
>Things start to go black
>You see him ditch his shirt as he notices the flames that caught it
>He looms over you
>"It is not often I get to have shirtless cage match, human. I hope it will give you peace in death. To know that you are only the-HRRRK!"
>He reels back
>Choking
>Sputtering
>"Wh-what?"
>You ask yourself
>Suddenly it dawns on you
>Ron
>He's inside the Frog's throat
>Punching his uvula around like a speed bag
>"RON!"
>You reach out, trying to will him to escape
He's sacrificing himself. This seems to be a pattern with your minions. The loyalty's admirable but you need to escape! Don't make me cross, Anon. You need to live!
>Buff Frog doesn't stay busy for too long
>He composes himself...and swallows.


https://youtu.be/kyFyAqLtHq8

>The Frog turns back to you
>You see the Bird Guy being dragged through the sky behind him as you stare up
>The hat is still screaming about Nana's fish paste
>What even was that?
>Buff Frog raises his leg over your face
>"Whatever you are...I'm sure my master will onleh need most of you in tact to figure out how you tick..."
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1400966
DOOOOODGE
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>>1400966
punch him in the dick and flee.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1400966
If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a frog
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1400966
Well no need to stand around lets get the fuck out of here
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>>1400969
GET THE HELL OUTA DODGE
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400966
time to go balls out, fellas.
This is it, the all or nothing gamble.
Muscles, break his foot with a well aimed punch.
Boy, I sure hope I don't roll horribly and get selected.
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>>1400969
This
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>>1400966
>You heard Mommy, Muscles. We're leaving.
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400966
DICK PUNCH AND RUN
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400966
Kill this dumb motherfucker!
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400966
Nut shot! Nut shot! Nut shot! Nut shot! Nut shot!
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1400966
Solar Flare with combustion?
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1400966
Dick punch, and run.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1400974
ROLL DAMMIT ROLL
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1400966
Hit that fucker full force on the side of the knee with Muscles. Snap his MCL.
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Ludo and his minions are talking about ripping us apart to study us, this is a lot darker than the show.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1400966
It's time for anon's secret technique...
NIGERUNDAYO~
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>>1400984
Gentlemen, it's been an honor. Maybe next time we'll do better.
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>>1400966
>>1400969
>>1400974
Quest, this counts right?
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>>1400984
welp
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It's out of our hands now, boys. Now we wait and see what happens.
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>>1400974
>>1400986
>>1400994

You can support a plan of action but your roll must be your own.

Now roll dodge. With DEX!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1400999
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1400999
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>>1400999
But he rolled a 4 so now we dodge right?
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Rolled 6 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1400999
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1400999
GET DA FUQ OUTTA DODGE
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1400999
DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1400999
DODGE
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Rolled 17 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1400999
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1400999
DODGE NIGGA DODGE, DODGE LIKE A DODGE TRUCK
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1400999
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1400999
Keksimus maximus, show pity on us with your divine nines.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1400999
Fuck you Frog Man reeeeeeeeeeeee
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1400999
>>1400999

I rolled trips. Our last chance...

Rolling the final d10
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Rolled 19 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1400999
DEX
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1401016
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>>1401011
>>1401016
Oh.
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>>1401016
>>1401011
gg
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>>1401011
welp. Time for jobbing!
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1401016
Man, I should have just voted Janna.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1401016
Welp here goes nothing
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Why not CORRUPT Star?
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1401016
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1401016
gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you.
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>>1401026
Because Star a shit
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>>1401026
Bitch, we're fucking dead.
We ain't corrupting shit
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1401016
Please don't die.
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>>1401011
>I am responsible for anons defeat
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>>1401011
Well fuck...this means Star shows up to save our ass doesn't it?
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By the way this voting method is the worst I have seen in any quest.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1401016

>>1401026
Because Star is pure.
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>>1401011
>anonkin starrunner will never happen
Fml
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>>1401011
>>1401011
>>1401011
>>1401011

https://youtu.be/U6MlaIe1ljs

>The foot descends
>Your heartbeat fills your ears before the world goes totally black
>BRACKSNAP!
>Darkness
>Only darkness

My darling boy. My sweet child of pain. I wanted to guide you to the tops of the highest mountains. To see you through your darkest hours.

I see that hour has come.

cont...
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>>1400991
You never know, maybe Star comes to our rescue
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>>1401037
>friend stealing double mewgger
>pure
Choose one
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>>1401040
D-did I just end the quest by accident...
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1401016
HEART OF THE CARDS

GUIDE ME
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>>1401011
Well, you weren't wrong.

We dodged like a fucking truck.
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>>1401041
>Implying it won't be the mysterious Princess Marco
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>>1401040
Oh shit, here it comes...
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should have been a nut punch.
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>>1401040
Oh...... fuck. Is..... is that it? Are we fucked? Is this the end?
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>>1401037
She sure is pure. That's why corrupting her and turning her into a tentacle loving darkness sucking hyper slut would be so satisfying.
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It was good while it lasted...
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>>1401051
I think Mami is gonna take control of our body and go berserk
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>>1401040
Well shit, now what?
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>>1401011
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>>1401040
Salvanos, mami
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>>1401040
Shit, shit shit shit shiiiiit

Let's hope we're not completly dead yet only mostly dead.
God the tension is real here. Damn it Luna why must things we care about spoil so easily?
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I'm never playing with you guys.
Dice rolls are shit.
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>>1401040
Can we animate undead on fossil fuels?

I mean it works on corpses and skeletons, can't it work on creatures that have decayed into oil/coal/natural gas?
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>>1401062
Please tell me we can go Lich.
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>>1401040

>You are Anon
>Attempted Master of his own destiny
>You found THE BOOK
>You kept it safe
>You were using your powers to fix what you thought was wrong with the world
>People with power not using it to help others
>Selfish people letting others get hurt out of laziness or spite
>People that abandoned their friends
>Now you're dead...
No. No you're not.
>What?
>One eye opens just a slit
>Your face is caked in what you can only guess is dried blood
>That frog hit hard
>So hard
>You're hanging by your wrists
>You smell swamp muck and sulphur
>As you awaken you realize you're hanging shirtless above a throne room
>An empty one
>Just beneath you rests the shattered pieces of what used to be that bird-thing's hat
>You also see something on the floor next to it
>THE COVER OF THE BOOK. RIPPED OFF THE BODY.
>Your heart sinks.
>Luna?
>Where's Luna?
>Her voice spoke to you, you're sure of it...
>It's gone now.
>You are Anon
>You tried to be the master of your own fate
>...but it looks like fate is not done with you yet.

Not by a longshot.

END OF SESSION
NEXT SESSION WILL BE WEDS, MY DUDES AT 7PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

TIME TO SHITPOST. STRATEGIZE AND THEORIZE

What will happen to Anon?
Where has he been taken!?
Did the chicks think he was cool fighting all those dudes!?

>Rest in Rip Ron Butters.

See you next time!
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>>1401066
I'm super hoping Star just comes by at this point to save the day because damn it this is going to suck major time if we go full lichbro now.
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>>1401040
I would just like to mention that I am not fond of deus ex machinas that can't be reasonable explained.
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>>1401069
Maybe I will leave the dice rolls to the rest of you because I think I almost killed anon
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>>1401069
Oh. Oh no.
We're not dead, but this might be worse.
I hope to god that we can get ourselves out of this.
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>>1401069
Well shit. How're we gonna get ourselves out of this one, fellas?
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>>1401073
Mami used blood for blood to save us
That's why the book is cover now
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>>1401069
Oooooooooh shit nigga we a POW now.

OKay real talk time now you guys we need to figure out a way to escape fast that doesn't involve us doing a Grom Hellscream and starving ourselves to the point we can slip free of our shackles and gnaw someone's throat open.

I'm thinking either we need to check the manacles for their strength if we can slip free then awesome. If not we try to combust the metal links holding us up and we earn some sweet new bracers. Grab the book. Find Luna. Get the hell outta dodge.
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>>1401081
Oh, Muscles is pretty slippery. We can probably get him to slip one arm out and then... do... something about the other arm.
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>>1401069
>STRATEGIZE AND THEORIZE
Easy Peasy.

Cast Animate Dead on the throne while Ludo sits on it. Hold him hostage until they give us back our book and a way to go back home .
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>>1401069
So, first thing we must establish, Buff Frog must suffer a painful death. So must Ludo and all his minions. They've desecrated THE BOOK. They've taken Mummy from us. They dare challenge us. They dare try to kill us

All of them shall get a fate worse than whatever we had planned for Star or anyone else who might get in our path. These monsters shall not meet the same mercy we showed them the first night. And we're never going to make a mistake like that again.
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>>1401069
welp, here we go.
time to fight through hordes of monsters to get the book back.

cant wait when we learn how to set our fists on fire without hurting us.
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>>1401089
Could animate the whole room while we're at it...

>>1401087
Break the chain on the human arm?

>>1401093
Yeah, if someone tries to fuck us over again we're just going to kill 'em and let the interdimensional gods sort it out.
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>>1401069
I think Earth is a shitty place
I'd much rather go to outer space
I think it's simply, just... Vile
But I have to stay here for a while
I think every stranger is a bitch
I'm fighting monsters, and I'm gonna end up in a ditch
I hate calling this place home
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Do you think it's possible Star might attempt a rescue if she figures out what happened?

I honestly don't know if it's possible.
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Your shitty rolling system is garbo QM, would participate if not for that. Cool idea otherwise.
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>>1401069
>Gotta get back.
>Back to Earth
>Revenant Anon
WACHA
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>>1401081
This but two scenarios are happening

best case is they just found the book and are none the wiser on what it is

Worst case is they know what the book is and already alerted some of the more powerful monsters on what we are

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH case scenario is just like the worst case is but the mewggers know about us and we are about to go full first episodes of season 5 samurai jack vs the daughters
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>>1401069
>...Nice decorations you got there.
>Would be a shame if some Weak Necromancer Who Becomes Stronger The Weaker They Are were to bring them to life...
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Ah shiiiiiit. Fucked by a 3. Even if we escape we are lost on Mewni with no book and no scissors. I wonder if they got peanut butter on mewni...
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>>1401095
Exactly, no more "making friends" when someone tries to kill us. If we are crossed, they must be dealt with swiftly and painfully. Hell, some 'o Y'all were talking about how not to let traitors go? Well, you could say Man Arm and Lobster Claws are traitors. So there's a bit of motivation.
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>>1401095
I don't know, that depends on how strong the chains are. I don't want to test flesh against metal. Maybe we can get Muscles to pull us up to the ceiling and yank the fastener off.
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>>1401069
Dats sum bullshit rolls we got. First thing we do is find lobster and arm man and make one watch the other die. Then we get out.
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>>1401104
Dude! Ludo has scissors! We can steal those and just go straight to H-Poo with the sandwich! No ritual needed!
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>>1401107
>leaving the frog alive
Nigga if we're killing the ones who pissed us off then we are killing all of them
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>>1401107
I second this. Those guys need another taste of fridge.
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>>1401101
>AHHHHHH scenario
I'm tempted, I'm awfully tempted to see how that would go down. Maybe we might save Star some trouble if we prun that family tree a bit...
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>>1401113
Honestly, if we couldn't handle Ludo I highly doubt we can handle ANY of Star's family. Even her cousin who was just a head. He bites.
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>>1401112
>>1401107
>>1401069
Hey quest about the rolling system, it seems like alot folks seem upset by it, is there maybe a better way of handling it you think or we sticking to it? I'll admit the tension gets hair raising when we dont know whose got the lucky die to win, but when you see like 3 crits get passd over...
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>>1401107
Dumb motherfuckers need to pay
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>>1401108
Recover the scissors and then attempt to use our IRON CLAD WILL to will ourselves to the various book pieces?
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In terms of rolling system:

I have a better idea.

>1d1000 to determine Post Priority
>use d1000s for all rolls
>Dubs are Petite Crits; this only applies to Action Rolls
>Trips are Crits; A Priority Crit can only be beaten by another Priority Crit of higher value, and an Action Crit can only be beaten by the Crit of a post with higher Priority
>777 is Auto-Successful Crit; if for Priority, the post happens no matter what, and if Action Roll, then it is at least a Success no matter what.
>If the legendary 777 + 777 is landed, LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS TO GO OUR WAY, HANDS DOWN.
>In the case of ties, The tied Rollers are to reroll once; Roller with higher roll has their post heeded.

>Each Anon gets only one Roll; not takebacksies.
>OP starts off with 3 Rolls for the first 6-or-less Anons
>After the 6th, every 2 Anons gives OP 1 additional Roll

Thoughts?
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>>1401119
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SCREECHING ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS!
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>>1401119
Yes
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>>1401119
The alternatives were equally as ridiculous. I don't think there was a good decision here.
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So is anonkin dead? or is this anonkins transformation into darth anon?
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>>1401119
Yes.
But it was still the right decision.
Why the fuck would anyone want to do evil stuff?
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>>1401121
>>1401119
But it literally made no difference.
Either way they would have come to check what happened to their friends.

We didn't even actually fight Man Arm or Lobster right now.

it literally made no difference.
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>>1401120
This is legitimately how OPs system looks to me.
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>>1401120
d100s are too big to make our stat ups make any real difference. The d1000s are a little too big too, I'd say.

It also seems a tad, just a tad, over complicated for a simple quest.
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>>1401130
It's almost like that was the point of the post
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>>1401130
Woosh

There's the pass/fail top 3/5
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>>1401125
Because they broke into our house with the intent to kill us
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>>1401119
Yeah... I didn't weigh in on that but it feels like having a mystery potion might've been the boon we needed to beat Buff Frog.
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The thing i regret the most was not using the fucking axe. But noooo,lets use our shitty charisma and dexterity instead of using the monster arm with a +4 modifier
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>>1401123
The alternative was listening to Mummy, killing the two, hiding their bodies, and then Ludo would've never found specifically US to beat us up! He wouldn't know what we look like at all, so he wouldn't be able to find us! He would just have the vaguest direction of "magic which is somewhere around here." Hell, if he kept sending one off minions we could've picked them off one by one.

Literally the entire situation we're in is due to the fact that everyone got cold feet when we needed to step up to our role!

>>1401126
You know what, you're right. Letting the monsters who tried to murder us go and tell their boss about a powerful magic source and all the details about us instead of silencing them forever with Ludo knowing jack shit DID make no difference!
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>>1401126
This. I voted to spare them, and I stand by it. They all die now. Fuck our petty little fight with Star and Marco, these submewmans who don't care about who they hurt and are willing to murder for simple power are who we should focus on.
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>>1401120
Forgot to mention the important part:
>It's OP's job to try to give us bad rolls. That way, it becomes a game.
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>>1401126
>made no difference
...you know what, let's just assume for the moment, that your inane idea that Ludo, an idiot, could track us down based on little to no evidence.
We could've bluffed our way out.
We could've used the potion to help us fight
We could've had muscles at FULL POWER
So, tell me again HOW KILLING THEM WOULD HAVE MADE NO DIFFERENCE?
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>>1401137
No, the alternative was lugging around two huge bodies in the night, getting blood all over us, and looking like a big creeping murderer. If it wasn't Ludo, we'd have had to deal with the earth people.
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>>1401148
It might be why we're alive
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>>1401134
And you think that's a valid excuse to be evil?
Evil is Evil, no matter how rationalized it is.
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>>1401151
You know how we can easily justify why we look like this?! "I found this bag of crab and crocodile meat on my lawn, it smells like shit so I'm taking it to the dumpster" are the monsters blood even red? What if it was green? then we'd look like we swam in liquid grass.
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>>1401137
>>1401148
>Letting the monsters who tried to murder us go and tell their boss about a powerful magic
Except they already knew about that. Why do you think they were on our house in the first place? Ludo sensed magic there.

>>1395766
>"Ok! OK! Master Ludo sent us! He's our leader! He sensed magic around here and told us to kill anybody we found with a wand! Like yours!"

You shitheads should shut up and just let the big boys roll the dice.
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>>1401151
It was a giant crocodile and a lobster
How the fuck would that make us look evil
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>>1401155
That's bullshit and you know it. Nobody would buy that.
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>>1401159
How would it not? We're skulking around in the middle of the night covered in monster blood and dumping bodies. These were bipedals, at night in the dark people would just see us lugging bodies, they'd call the cops, then we'd have to answer questions down at the station.
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GUYS THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE, ANONKIN IS STUCK IN LUDO'S WORLD AND LUNA IS GONE AND IF WE DON'T THINK UP A STRAT NOW HE'S GONNA DIE FASTER THAN A ANT IN A POOL OF RAID. SO STAR FUCKING PLANNING
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>>1401148
Jesus, calm down. Ludo knew where we lived due to the magical aura THE BOOK was giving off. They would have found us anyway, and Ludo still would have brought the full crew. Hell, if any of them found dear old mom and took her hostage the fight would have been over even faster, and we'd be in the exact same place.
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>>1401152
This.
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>>1401153
Living in a world of black and white morality is impossible anon. Instead of worrying about what is or isn't evil we should instead focus on how to keep us and our friends safe.
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>>1401160
WHY NOT! Just open the fucking bag and show them the meat! Not like it looks human aside from the arm! Fuck, say we went fishing and got a huge fucking lobster and crocodile but we don't fucking know what to do with it! This isn't a human fucking body we're talking about. These are dead animals as far as regular people care.

>>1401158
You're forgetting the fucking part where Lobster Claws knows exactly who we are, what we look like, what we're capable of, ETC ETC and general information about us that Ludo wouldn't fuckin' have if we just killed the two guys!
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>>1401158
Nice of you to ignore my other three points, asshole.
Also, they would've known something around our house killed them.
We were in the park all day.
Away from the house.
And we weren't carrying any flashlights for them to mistake as wands.
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>>1401175
We were fishing in the middle of the night in the middle of suburbia? And with our bluff skill, how would we have pulled any of that off?
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How about you stop discussing about what we did and start planning how the fuck we are getting out of this?
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>>1401167
FUCK YOUWE HAVE ALL THE WAY UNTIL WENDSDAY TO SOLVE THAT

IT'S TIME TO PUT THE EDGEFAGS ON THEIR PLACE

FLAME WAR NOW

>>1401175
>>1401175
>You're forgetting the fucking part where Lobster Claws knows exactly who we are, what we look like, what we're capable of, ETC ETC and general information about us that Ludo wouldn't fuckin' have if we just killed the two guys!
Except he has magic that can track us down wherever the fuck we are because we're always carrying the book. There were already at our house. You think they couldn't have tracked us to the park with out those two?
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>>1401173
>"Let's not worry about what is or isn't evil and keep our friends safe"
>"by killing these guys that are just doing their job and could eventually be persuaded to give up being aggressive, and that are only trying to aggress us."
What is wrong with you?
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So are we killing in our prison break out or not?
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>>1401182
Clarification: By 'these guys', I mean Man-Arms and Lobster-Claws from earlier. The recent fight was completely acceptable to murder.
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>>1401167
>contort Muscles to free him from the chain
>rip off the other chain from the wall using Muscles
>search the room for the key to our shackles, it should be close by for convenience's sake
>use the heavy chain or something else in the room as an improvised weapon
>find your way out, lighting shit on fire as a distraction
From there I'm not really sure. We could either try to find Castle Butterfly and contact the royal family or try to steal Ludo's scissors. Top priority is to get back to Earth. Anon can infer he has a pair since Luna told him about Hekapoo and how that's the only way to hop dimensions.
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>>1401184
Killing Lobster man and Man-Arm for sure, we showed those guys mercy and they turned around and spat in our face.
If they're not around, we could always just shit in their beds. The place does seem pretty empty right now.
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>>1401181
>put edgefags in their place
>when moralfags caused all our problems
Are you dense?
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>>1401186
Wait, we need to get all the pieces of our book before we start leaving. We can't leave that in the hands of anybody else, who knows what they'd get up to?
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>>1401178
Why the fuck does it have to be the middle of the fucking night?! We could've been fishing the day before and now the meats starting to stink the place up and rot because we don't have a place to put it!

Or, better yet, why the fuck would anyone be out in our shady neighborhood in the middle of the god dammed night anyway? And if anyone was up, I'd think they'd mind their damn business if they know what's good for them!

>>1401181
But they wouldn't've all ganged up on us to beat us up because we fucked with them! For all they know Lobster and Man Arm just up and vanished or quit. So we'd be at an advantage because Ludo would literally not know we existed! Just that powerful magic existed!
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>>1401181
>My shitty role caused a giant flame war
Yeah this is the last time I role...
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>>1401182
>TFW their job is to fucking kill us or steal Luna from us
>TFW you can't understand that instead of leaving us alone they sent more monsters
>TFW you think this is quest is the same as the show even though Ludo was talking about ripping us apart to study us
>TFW you think we should bend over to be fucked when some assholes come to kill us because "its their job"
>TFW our JOB is to kill anyone who tries to kill us
>TFW you can't understand that and want to be some hero of justice who spares the villain so he can fuck us over again
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>>1401181
Besides, Ludo's a fucking idiot, he wouldn't known they were dead for days, meaning we could have had time to prepare.
Not to mention we could have had TWO COMBAT READY MINIONS
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>>1401184
Yes. Everyone that works for Ludo must die. They nearly killed us, they tore up our book, they took Mummy away from us. We have every right and justification to brutally murder them.
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>>1401148
>We could've bluffed our way out.
No. Because they know the magic is coming off of us.
>We could've used the potion to help us fight
You don't even know what the fucking potion does.
>We could've had muscles at FULL POWER
Right, because a single fucking +3 could had helped us in a few dice rolls that we completely fucked up either way.
>So, tell me again HOW KILLING THEM WOULD HAVE MADE NO DIFFERENCE?
Because of all of the shit I already told you.

>>1401177
>Also, they would've known something around our house killed them.
>We were in the park all day.
>Away from the house.
>And we weren't carrying any flashlights for them to mistake as wands.
They tracked us down all the way to our house because of the book, not the fucking flashlight.
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>>1401192
>why would anybody be up in the middle of the night in a shady neighborhood
The sounds of crime and body daggers keep them awake at night. If you see a potential crime in progress you call the police.

And once again, that all hinges on our almost useless bluff skill. We're suspicious as fuck, too, fucking weird arm and black book stuffed in our pants, emo haircut.
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Wellp I'm out. Dice system 0/10 and you autistic sperglords want to play a Master of Darkness protagonist who refuses to kill fucking monsters that want to gut him cuz "IT'S EBIL!!111"

Maybe your next quest will be less shit OP, I do like your style
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>>1401120
>>1401142
Really, I don't actually care if my rolling system isn't implemented.

But the idea is: We need a rolling system that is supposedly more skill-based. That way, we actually have SOME form of say on whether or not we get a crappy roll.

>>1401196
Don't get me wrong: By the end of the day, if we have to kill, then we kill. I'm just a strong faith believer in the Second Chance.
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>>1401207
Crab and man arm have wasted their second chance
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>>1401191
Wait, shit I read that we had the book and it was just the cover that was missing. God damn it. Trying to recover something Ludo is likely pouring over with his monster buddies would be suicide. We need to get back to Earth and grab the heaviest hitters we know: Star and Marco. Yes, I know this will cause all kinds of shit, but we really, really can not let Ludo keep the book for very long.
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>>1401198
>Ludo's a fucking idiot, he wouldn't known they were dead for days
I agree, but he doesn't need to know they're dead to know they're missing.
He'd gone gone looking for them either way to see why hadn't they returned just to chastise them.

>>1401198
>Not to mention we could have had TWO COMBAT READY MINIONS
Oh wow. A cockroach and a monstrous arm that barely listened to us at full power and even then we only sued twice during the fight. How useful.
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>>1401204
anon don't leave just because 4 autists are having a sperg fight
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>>1401201
>literally every skill luna has taught is has been really useful far
>luna could've taught us to make a potion? PFFFT MUST BE USELESS
Are you fucking dense
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>>1401208
No shit, Sherlock. I don't think it would take us hanging and waiting to potentially die for me to recongize that.
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>>1401207
Your rolling system is full retarded and I thought it was a joke when you posted it.
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>>1401209
As much as I hate it, you're probably right. This probably means the end of our relationship with Luna, but it's that or a potential end of the world scenario, which means dead for sure.
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>>1401204
> and you autistic sperglords want to play a Master of Darkness protagonist who refuses to kill fucking monsters that want to gut him cuz "IT'S EBIL!!111"

Fuck man, I can't blame you. If I didn't have hope and weren't already invested in it I'd leave as well.
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>>1401211
I was talking aboit the aligator and lobster we could've had if WE FUCKING KILLED THEM INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM GO LIKE A FUCKING MORON
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>>1401222
>WE FUCKING KILLED THEM INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM GO LIKE A FUCKING MORON
Except, you know, we can't do that, as stated by Quest.

We have only been able to animate a single cockroach outside of the HOLE and even there we could only animate small insects and animals.
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>>1401209
You really think our dearest Mummy would let Ludo fuck everything up? I highly doubt it. We don't need the dynamic duo to solve this. We just need to sneaky kill everyone with neck stabs with any sharp object we can find.

Even then, we have no way of getting back to earth. Ludo's scissors are the only way back. Every other creature with them is royalty, and I doubt we'd get a meeting in time, or even convince them to let us use it.

And if we're already gettting his scissors, we might as well get our book and dearest Mummy back.
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I defend that healing man-arm was the best choice,not because of morals,but because it was the most simple. By killing them we would have to deal with harvesting man-arm, hiding the bodies, cleaning the kitchen and losing valuable hours of sleep that would hinder us the rest of the day and probably making us miss the skate-date.
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>>1401228
Well you know what, at least your reasoning was beyond shitty morals!
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>>1401228
This is what I'm trying to say, god.

Even if you are against killing them because of moral reasons (which I am), the negatives outweighed the positives doing so.

>>1401231
>"Well you know what, at least your reasoning was beyond muh revenge let the bodies hit the floor."
See? I can do that too.
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>>1401228
You make a good argument for sparing them, neutral fag, but I don't see why we should've healed man arm and not him leave as is.
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Thread is archived. Hope I preserved the fucking gut punch for future readers with its description. Remember to vote.
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>>1401235
I dunno,maybe because cleaning a kitchen is easier when you dont have half of your brain in the floor?
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>>1401234
This isn't about fucking revenge! It's about dealing with things that are obvious fucking threats to us! Like the monsters who tried to kill us! Or the monsters who try to steal our powers!
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Honestly, if we kill or not, morality or not, we NEED to get the book back at all costs and if that revolves around killing a couple of monsters well...
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>>1401227
The fact that Luna will probably stall Ludo is the only reason I'm not saying we need to charge in there immediately. Dragging her heels or not, Luna will give ground eventually, and that's assuming Ludo can't just read the book himself and start learning spells.
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My friends, what's done is done. This flame war is not helping our chances. Let's just sleep on this, and tomorrow we'll make a damn good plan that will make Luna proud. We are not out of the running yet.
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>>1401247
this, instead of fighting each other lets fight the enemy
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>>1401244
What in the world makes you think dear Mummy will fall before such a pathetic wimp like Ludo?
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>>1401240
Eeeeh, lobster claw had it covered
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>>1401247
See you all tomorrow.
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>>1401241
>This isn't about fucking revenge! It's about dealing with things that are obvious fucking threats to us! Like the monsters who tried to kill us! Or the monsters who try to steal our powers!

Which we did by beating them to a pulp last night. Killing them while they were down wouldn't had helped much in today's fight because:

>Man Arm wasn't even there.
>Ludo would had been able to track us down and found us without Lobster man (who contributed nothing to the fight).
>Even if the potion could had been useful, we wouldn't have had time to brew it in the little time we had to day. WE only went to the Mart, Skateboard an then fought.
>Bluffing? Sure, the kid with the monster arm ISN'T the one who's magical.
>You think the monsters wouldn't have been madder had they discovered their friends were dead? We might be too.
>Muscles's +3 dice roll wouldn't had helped much because of the shit rolls we had. This is also up to chance, which is completely hypothetical.
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>>1401252
>>1401252
Leaving to, AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCKING FLAMEWAR FAGS RUIN THE ENTIRE DAMN QUEST WHILE I AM GONE I AM THROTTLING ALL OF YOU.
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ANNOUNCEMENT

We have a discord!

The moralfag war will NOT BE TELEVISED TO /QST/

https://discord.gg/Yw4mH

Until the thread comes back online weds keep it here. Thanks folks. Wether we disagree or not you're all the greatest faggots I've gamed with.
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>>1401250
Didn't Ludo need the willingness and patience of the multiverse's most qualified teacher of magic in order to learn the easiest spell: levitato?
I doubt Ludo would learn much even if mami was helping him.
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>>1401251
yes,of course "leave your dying friend there and clean my fucking kitchen"
He is not that kind of idiot anon.
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>>1401257
D'awww, you too Quest.
Thanks for QMing for us, have a good night.
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>>1401250
Like it or not, Ludo's a tough little bastard with a lot of potential. Remind you of anyone? I wouldn't put to much trust on Luna's loyalty either, considering we've only known her for about a day, and we're not sure if she's a Glossaryck-like entity or not.
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People are mad because the dice are really shit

The point is now that we're caught, we need to put every last drop in us towards getting out. If we kill, so be it. That doesn't mean we go out of our way to murder hobo. It's impractical.

That said, we saw 4 20s in almost a row, and failed. Jimmies rustle.

Most games have a slant towards winning. We're basically dark heresy levels of oh shit.


As for the situation, we need to repair Luna, and get out. And we know nothing beyond that. We're boned.

Getting unshackled is ez thanks to muscles at least.
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>>1401259
But he is that kind of coward
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>>1401258
Exactly. Glossaryck spells just require knowledge and patience. Mummy's spells require focus, and a steel will. Really, I wouldn't be surprised if either Ludo's been crushed by her spells by now, or he's given up because he couldn't handle it, and threw it in the trash or something.
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well alt-star it's just you and me planning since quest and the anon who wanted a better system are now trying to glass each from across the room so what is your idea?
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>>1401270
Now, if this were post-LIDW, then we'd be fucked. But current Ludo couldn't learn a single spell if his life depended on it.
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>>1401274
Well I did mention some ideas from up above all this we could try out, it'll have to wait till we get more info...
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>>1401274
I don't know. Am I an AltStar?
I don't even know what anything means anymore.
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I cant think of anything besides running around using a chain-whip.
I just wonder if Luna is dissapointed of us,or she still has hope...
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>>1401281
She most likely is trying to test us with this challenge
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>>1401274
Other than just getting back to Earth and calling in the cavalry? I'm not really sure. Hopefully Ludo doesn't keep his scissors on him at all times, or we can somehow think of a way to get back otherwise.
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>>1401281
>running around using a chain-whip.
Are we Castelvania now?

>I just wonder if Luna is dissapointed of us,or she still has hope...
She says she saw talent in Anon. Whatever that means, I don't know, but we're still alive to see if we can reach those expectations.
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>>1401281
That's what i was thinking of doing from earlier in this post
>>1401081
That way we get cool ass chain arm links and can whip them about and smack the crap outta guys. If needed we can also reheat the metal ends for added burn damage as well.
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>>1401281
I'm sure that whatever disappointment she's had will be fixed if we rock it next session and save the day while obliterating Ludo for going to far with us.
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>>1401193
>>My shitty role caused a giant flame war
Not really though, it was >>1401119
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>>1401270
thats sound like him and also mostlikley he is frustrated and angry like a toddler and is eating icecream to calm down
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>>1401069
Wow, I was gone for a bit and this is what I wake up to.
Guess it's time to take off the gloves and start a gang war.
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>>1399895
But would Dark Mother approve of this action?
Not like we're already on our ropes and need all the help we can get, but still.
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>>1401257
Invite expired on the discord link, can someone that joined give the link out?
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>>1401412
Here you go.
https://discord.gg/T2UcW
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>>1401420
Thanks
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>>1401304
Yeah, I'm gonna have to accept the blame for that one
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try this quest what do you think?
>>1397852
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>>1401456
Bro, no. Don't link other quests on another quest, that ain't cool main. Link that over on /qtg/ if you want people to see it.
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>>1401420
link a perma invite please?
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>>1401465
https://discord.gg/tHAaYhr
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Just a quick reminder to anyone wanting to try and Splinter Cell all the monsters with shackles: Anon had +0 in on Stealth rolls and running around with and giant metal chain is loud as fuck.
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>>1401510
that should be - some thing becuse have you ever heard a long old heavy chain they are SUPER loud like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynb9ylVxMSg but louder also dont forget that you need to carrie it if the chain is to long so we need to cut them short then we dont need to have any metal chains rattling
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>[insert chain escape plan]
>raise skellies
>blood for blood
>repeat until hp is 100%
>raise skellies
>find buff frog
>6 v 1 Buff frog
>Kill buff frog
>find mami's pieces
>find Ludo
>Rescue Mami and take scissors
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>>1401620
Sadly, I don't really have any better plan, so I'm supporting this.
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>>1401620
6v1 him with what? Mouse skeletons? Creatures still have to be tiny for us to animate them.
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>>1401620
>>raise skellies
>blood for blood
>repeat until hp is 100%
>raise skellies
>have them find mami's pieces
>find Ludo and take his scissors
>Rescue Mami go home to earth or mewni >before the portal close throw the scissors back into the portal
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>>1401620
>>1401629
>>1401631
wait. I see a problem with this.

If we're gonna want strong minions, we have to remain weak. After all, the whole shtick to our prowess is that we become stronger the weaker we are.

Maybe after Buff Frog is killed (Or after we have an assured presence) can we worry about self-healing.
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>>1401632
Why the hell would you give Ludo back his scissors?
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>>1401632
This.

>>1401620
What's the point of going after Buff Frog? That's just gonna take us time and make us easier to get caught.
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>>1401632
this is my plan we can have the skellies do every thing for us but replace >repeat until hp is 100%. with have your self weak but heal if we are dying
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>>1401632
Why the fuck do we give back the scissors though?
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>>1401640
We will look fucking horrible after that.
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I have an idea,lets summon 5 undead mices to explore the castle and get a recon report.
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So apparently, some chicken Anon that doesn't wanna take credit for shit suggests that we summon a Recon Team of 5 Undead Mice to get a recon report while we're chained up and making them believe we ain't shit.

Thoughts?
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>>1401069
We could raise undead rats near us and get a recon report before we do anything
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Perhaps we could animate some of the smaller local wildlife to scout around for us? This is completely my idea that I thought of independently.
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>>1401669
>I have an idea,lets summon 5 undead mices to explore the castle and get a recon report.
Can we talk to the mice? How are they gonna tell us anything?
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>>1401669
supporting this
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>>1401676
>Can we talk to the cockroach? How is it gonna tell us anything?
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>>1401637
If we don't take kill him now, he'll just curbstomp us later
Let's fight him when we have access an endless supply of skellies to do Blood for Blood
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>>1401694
Reminder that using blood for blood with undead causes mutations
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>>1401696
Better then letting Buff frog live to kick our ass another day
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>>1401696
Plus, that was when we were reattaching a ripped off limb. Most likely, any mutations from undead BfB will be minor as long as we heal minor wounds.
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>>1401687
Butter never talked to us, though. We just gave it orders.
Unless our telepathic link is more than a one-way connection and we can see what they see or we can actually communicate with them without speaking unlike the skeleton baby did so there's not much they can tell us.

>>1401694
They already crubstomped us once. Now were' on unknown territory and we don't know how many of them there is. We don't even know if our magic here works similarly to what it did in THE HOLE.
We should lay low and go for all of the pieces of the book then find a way out.
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>>1401706
supporting you smart plan
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>>1401706
Our magic doesn't need to work like it did THE HOLE, though. Even if it only works it does on Earth, Ludo's castle and it's shitton of bones gives us an advantage over everyone else.
We have a better chance if beating Buff Frog here than anywhere in Echo Creek.
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>>1401706
If only we could summon THE HOLE and bring extremely powerful enemies in it to fight them on a home-feild advantage
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>>1401706
We were able to use Ron's sense of smell. If we focus we might be able to use their sight as well? Maybe we could have them scratch out stuff in the floor since they know how to write?
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>>1401717
>Even if it only works it does on Earth, Ludo's castle and it's shitton of bones gives us an advantage over everyone else.
On Earth we had to spend an entire + 1 WILL point to be able to continuously control a single cockroach.
If the system works like I think it does (in which each minions needs a quantity of WILL to be spent on, rather than unlocking tiers of minions by spending WILL and keep continuous control over them) then we'd need + 5 WILL just to control five cockroaches like we did on earth. Not to mention animating bigger corpses would be harder than smaller ones.
We better hope that we have some sort of environmental bonus to our casting or we're gonna be on a dire terms.

>>1401730
This could work perhaps. We might even be able to communicate telepathically with them, but I assume it'd require a second WIS or WILL roll.

>>1401722
WE know we're in Ludo's castle in another dimension. Anon doesn't.
If we're able to put two and two together, and realize that we're on another dimension we could (in-character) realize that they had some sort of method for dimensional travel. Anon knows he can travel around worlds using dimensional scissors so they must have a pair.
Anon has no idea how to use them, but we could figure it out with an INT or WIZ roll. Then we could either go to Earth for help or to THE HOLE, where we could meet them in our terms.
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>>1401740
Who says we need the scissors maybe THE BOOK has at least a spell to do it since it has a strong connection to it
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>>1401740
OP said Meta Gaming is allowed since we are spirits of Kek manipulating anon.
Second, we already have a base +5 will.
There's no reason that Mr. Butters is taking up a will slot while he's dead.
Third, even if we can't use bigger undead, the use of small skellies for BfB gives us an IMMENSE boost to our ability to tank hits.
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>>1401740
Although we are jobbing right now we have to give anon a lot of credit for his immense magical prowess and can reanimate corpses and preform fire spells without a fucking wand so imagine what anon is like with one.
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>>1401744
It has the info to contact Scissors Enforcer Hekapoo, who creates the most reliable method of transportation between worlds. Which is Scissors.

Other than that we know of no other way of traveling between worlds, and suggesting there is one would be speculating.

>>1401747
>Second, we already have a base +5 will.
>There's no reason that Mr. Butters is taking up a will slot while he's dead.
I know. Raising more undead would bring it back down again. The question is whether spending WILL points is done so through tiers of minions or individually per minion. Or another system I can't think of right now.
>Third, even if we can't use bigger undead, the use of small skellies for BfB gives us an IMMENSE boost to our ability to tank hits.
We just have to remember >>1401696. I'm not sure if mutations happen all across the body when using BfB on undead or if it's just on the areas heale-

Wait.

>>1400444
>>"Yeah, boss! That's him! He's the one that made Man-Arm Man-Parts!"
Did... did we cause Man Arm to mutate into a human by using BfB between a human and a monster?!
OH GOD WE DID. HOW DID I NOT SAW THIS SOONER
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>>1401762
Well then once we get back the book let's try it and find a spell like that since scissors are reliable they can be stolen
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>>1401762
>>1401747
Either way, mutated parts are extremely hard to control without high enough WILL, and if we keep using BfB on undead it's only gonna get worse, not to mention raising undead lowers our base WILL while we're in control of them.
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>>1401762
So then would Mewman blood for blood be the best? You get enhanced strength and durability without looking like a horrible abomination.
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>>1401762
i now know why they did this! we turned man arm into manparts they are getting revenge for man-parts if we get the book and return man-part into man-arm for a something i cant think of anything? i think parts of him transformed into a really weak human parts do you think the man parts are like our arm?
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>>1401775
so the spell takes life force from a willing thing and uses the life force to heal but the life force is still the life force of the thing it came from?
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>>1401775
We aren't anywhere near the Kingdom of Mewni as far as I know
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At the very least we should bring Muscles back up to +7 str regardless of any other choice
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>>1401775
Maybe? Maybe it's only the royal family which has those intrinsic characteristics, Moon Butterfly being a Mewman Queen and River a Barbarian from the Johansen Kingdom.

If we could convince Star to try and make our arm better by allowing us to use BfB between the two of us, we could explore this possibility further.

Of course, this experimental procedure could have entirely unintended consequences.
We don't know the full extent of the effect BfB has on willing, living donors, and it could have unintendec consequences on Star besides weakening her.
It could also make us start showing other characterisitcs of Mewmans. We could suddently start going througha pseudo-Mewberty. It could make us grow tiny fairy wings. It could make us into a girl.

>>1401776
Probably. I wonder if we can use a crocodile corpse to turn him into a fully fledged monster instead of just Man Arm... Can monster suffer from undead mutations too.
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>>1401775
Oh god everything makes sense now.
Muscles is born of the sacrifice of Death dimension beings with the structure of a frog arm.

Human blood on Man-arm gave him more man parts.

If we figure out the inbetween, we can transform body parts of willing participants any way we want. We just need the Material components.
We're gonna have to go grave robbing some time.
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>>1401790
I just don't want us to add more uncontrollable mutations to ourselves. Muscles is rather wild already.

If we can just bring him back to +7 that'd be great, but if BfB causes us to have even more mutations...
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>>1401791
"Probably. I wonder if we can use a crocodile corpse to turn him into a fully fledged monster instead of just Man Arm... Can monster suffer from undead mutations too." i think he would become our loyal sevant and friend for that and i am searching for pictures for how i think he can transform into after the BFB
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>>1401798
Blood for Blood is starting to look less like necromancy more like flesh crafting...
Maybe we can make powerful minions by using BfB on loyal creatures to mutate them. But that's an experiment for after we escape.
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>>1401799
i hope we do a Will roll that makes us consume or asimilate Muscles the monster arm think of it like having two minds multytasking!
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>>1401802
I'm not helping man arm. Last time we did something for him he and lobster claws doublecrossed us.
He's a filthy traitor, worse than Marco was.
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But the biggest thing we need to plan is what will we do after the escape with the book and the scissors? Try and get our wand to increase our magic to the point of where it's extremely potent. Plus how powerful would anon be with a wand?
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We need to settle this now:
Do we look for and fight Buff Frog here, giving a chance to eliminate the biggest threat in Ludo's group, while risking death yet again,
Or
Do we try to avoid him, potentially failing and having to fight him anyway, or succeeding and risking the chance that we will have to fight him again, most likely on his terms?
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>>1401799
Fuck it, I've got a plan so crazy it just might work:

>raise skellies
>blood for blood
>repeat until Muscles is FUCKHUEG
>Break free
>"Muscles, I have wronged you for the last time. As a reward for your loyalty, I grant you freedom. Freedom to FUCK EM UP!"
>Separate Muscles from your body in a fashion that seals up our amputation so that we don't bleed to death
>After Muscles has slaughtered most everyone within the vicinity, request that Muscles joins our aide as a new companion and friend and bodyguard.
>Get Mommy, Mommy's Cover, the scissors, and Ludo's wand, and fuck off back to home.
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>>1401802
here are some picture links
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>>1401815
As much as I would like to avoid him he is too much of a threat to leave him alive. We need to end ludos best monster and fast before we do anything else.
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>>1401809
They can't really be traitors if they never were on our side, really.
We spared them out of our own volition and to prove that we're aren't like our father. Also be cause we needed someone to clean our kitchen.

Either way, we have no real knowledge of what happened to Man Arm, since he didn't go to the Park with the rest of the monsters.
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>>1401815
we need to be stealth we animate mouse skeletons and we use them to scout first becuse we need to think about the present "what are we doing now" and we can probably with a WILL roll make telepathik two way link with the scout mise
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>>1401820
we can make a deal with them for turning man-part into man-arm or crocodile/aligator -man
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>>1401815
Totally not putting the odds in favor of hunting down Buff Frog there, are you?

We're already "on his terms". We're chained and weakened and without Luna or the book. Fighting him without her would be insane, specially since we don't even know where we are how how many monsters there are around here.

We can sneak away, recover out book from Ludo, escaping, and live again to become even stronger to fight him later on, were we'd be able to fight on our terms (Earth/THE HOLE).
It is the more sensible choice.
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>>1401820
if we killed them we would have got a PST debuff
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>>1401829
supporting
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>>1401824
Our dex is shit, and most likely we will have to carry around loud chain.
And even with 5 mice, we will still have blind spots where we might miss the location of a monster.
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>>1401829
The thing is, Buff Frog is VERY competent, and is MUCH better at sneaking around than us.
He will be a much better hunter than us, and he will wait for the perfect time to attack.
Right now, he thinks we're incapacitated, and we're in a castle FULL of bones.
This is our best chance to fight him outside of somehow tricking him into THE HOLE
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>>1401841
i think we can have monster arm transform and and slip put of the manacle and transform it into a boltcutter like claw
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>>1401848
Or into a FUCKHUEG Flesh Golem to murder everyone.
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>>1401833
>>1401827
Truth be told, we don't know if both of these are true or possible.
We can't really negotiate on even terms when we're POWs, and starting to suffer from PTSD (I think that's what you meant) could maybe even raise our WILL in exchange of different debuffs.

Still, sneaking out seems like the most reasonable solution, thought this could change if Quest specifies certain information about our surroundings we don't know about yet.
Maybe the location Ludo's castle is on some mumbo-jumbo magical situation where our powers and enhanced.
There also seems to be a lot of skeletons around.
We need more info to be able to form a reliable plan.

>>1401841
>most likely we will have to carry around loud chain.
That's a reasoning based on speculation on how we release ourselves. We don't even know how we're gonna do that yet.

>And even with 5 mice, we will still have blind spots where we might miss the location of a monster.
Again, speculation.
Undeads don't serve only as watchmen, either. We can use them to create distractions to sneak by.

>>1401844
>Buff Frog is VERY competent, and is MUCH better at sneaking around than us.
Based on what? He couldn't even grab Star's wand without her noticing.
He's strong as fuck, and we know that.

Causing a ruckus will make it even harder to find Ludo and the other parts oft he book, which has to be our TOP PRIORITY here, not dealing with a single henchman.
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>>1401069
>have monster arm transform and and slip put of the manacle and transform it into a boltcutter like claw then have him cut the base of the manacle so that there is not chainlinks to rattle sneak around and seartch for Mom
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Priority one should be finding the scissors. Once we have those, we can locate the rest of the book, open a small portal to grab it and immediately jump back to Earth.
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How about removing our monster arm and attaching it into our chain
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>>1401855
We know Ludo has the Scissors. Probably has the rest of the book to.

>Escape.
>Sneak by.
>Find Luna.
>Find Scissors.
>Go back to Earth.

That's my plan.
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>>1401853
what do you think of this guys? maybye we can remove "sneak around and seartch for Mom" from the vote
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>>1401857
We should also probably try to grab a monster and interrogate them. Knowing the layout of the castle, how many monsters are there and where Ludo, Luna, and the scissors are would be invaluable.

We should also look around for the corpses of any flies. Sending those could cover a much larger distance much faster.
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>>1401859
Don't know if we can shapeshift the arm like that.
We could always try and break the chains on our human arm with Muscles' brute force.
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look what i found i think it fits in the star vs series and he art style
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>>1401863
that also works
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>>1401851
Give undead rat/cat/ small/med animal torch

Have them set a part of the castle far from the others on fire

Distraction.
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>>1401872
>Give undead rat/cat/ small/med animal torch
I don't think any of those animals can reliably hold up a torch with heir mouths.

We could just set them on fire and send them running around the castle, setting everything on fire.
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>>1401877
>And risk burning Mom's Cover
What is wrong with you?
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>>1401879
Yeah; I just thought that through. We'd have to find her first.

And stop calling her
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>>1401881
*MOM
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>>1401881
Anon himself has already called Luna mom, sooooooo

Granted that was when he was super tired and he just used up a lot of energy beating man-arm and lobster man
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>>1401881
she is more anons mom then his real drugy mother
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>>1401906
Don't talk trash about our real mom who is angelic please. We love our Lesbian Moms equally.
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>>1401906
SHE HAS BEEN ABUSED AND HAS BEEN IN PAIN EVER SINCE AND THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES HAVEN'T REALLY HELPED BY MAKING DRUGS EXPENSIVE AS FUCK AND PUSHING FOR ANTI-MEDICAL WEED CAMPAIGNS

SHE WAS SO HAPPY THAT WE WERE FINALLY MAKING FRIENDS AND EVEN LET IT SLIP THAT SHE WANTED TO MAKE A PARTY FOR US BECAUSE OF IT

DON'T BULLY ANONS REAL MOM YOU SHITHEADS
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>>1401914
She's a flawed human, like all of us. I agree!

LEAVE ANON'S MOM ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1401906
DELET

REAL MOM DID NOTHING WRONG IT'S ALL DAD'S FAULT
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>>1401914
>>1401910
>>1401917
>>1401919
i did not mean anything like that but think anon have been abused in his entire lide she have done nothing i think?
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>>1401924
This guy gets it.
What did anon's mom do when she knew anon's was beating him?
Nothing.
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>>1401965
She was drugged out on the couch after herself getting beat.

She's a victim just like us.
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>>1401924
>>1401965

>>1390609
SHE WAS ALSO BEING BEATEN BY DAD YOU STUPID FUCKS
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>>1401965
That's like asking what did WE do when we knew our dad was beating her?

What could she do anyway? Without him (our father) we would't be able to pay the rent until now, and she'd have to start working to try and keep us afloat. Do you know where women of low income families with drug addictions go to work? It never ends well for anyone involved.

The only reliable thing she could do is try and focus our dad's attention on her rather than ourselves.

We don't have to deal with that now. We now have the means to choose our own path. We only have to deal with our current situation.
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>>1401851
>Based on what? He couldn't even grab Star's wand without her noticing.
That was because of Toffee's sabotage
Watch "Starsitting" if you want proof of Buff Frog's competence,

>Causing a ruckus will make it even harder to find Ludo and the other parts oft he book, which has to be our TOP PRIORITY here, not dealing with a single henchman.
There's nothing stopping us from getting the book first before fighting Buff Frog.
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>>1401965
>>1401974
she takes drugs before and after anon gets beat and why do they never go to the police? i now remember! they are imcompitent lazy retards watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp1YFZlPS4U even if they got evidens they would not do anything the police are to blame and dad
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>>1401992
>>1401991
I don't think you understand how Stockholm/Battered Wife syndrome works.
Also:
>Mom calls the cops
>Dad goes to jail
>no one left to pay the rent.
What now?
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>>1401906
This isn't the place we should argue about the moms, we need to plan our escape.
If you wanna argue about moms take it to the discord:
https://discord.gg/H6xun
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Can we use Monster arm to break out and then break the chain holding our other arm up?
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>>1402003
>>1402003
This


Also here's a lovely STATUS POST to help you guys with strategizing


Raising undead works like this.
>The closer you are to death, the easier it is to raise more/bigger undead
>In anon's current state he could raise about 15 tiny creatures
>For each minion on par with Anon's power you lose 1 point of WILL

Example

>Anon has +5 Will and is at full health
>Summon Cockroach
> -1 will point and Cockroach is under control
>Anon has +4 Will and a cockroach

>Anon is near death
>Summons a human dog skeleton, a small creature but much bigger than a roach
> -1 Will
>Anon has 4 will and can summon 4 more dog skeletons as long as he succeeds on casting the spell

As such, Medium class creatures (Like most humanoids and some monsters) are a magnitude larger than that.

>Anon is near death
>Summons a human skeleton. Medium creature.
>-2 Will
>Anon has +3 will
>Can summon one more Medium Skeleton provided he passes the roll


Also!
Here's some expanded stats for Muscles

>Muscles
>Lvl 3 Abberant (Same level as Anon but has his own class)
>Chaotic Evil

>+7 Str
>+2 Dex
>+2 Con

>Has blindsight, usually sees through Anon's eyes but can sense using his fingers and palm
>Has no code of honor
>Kills because he likes winning fights
>Hungers for stronger opponents
>Likes butts
>Dislikes being ridiculed, ignored or told what to do
Oh! and Janna and Jackie are both now allies.

Janna
Lvl 4 FreakGeek
+4 Charisma
+3 Dex
+2 Int
-3 Wis
-1 Str

Disadvantage on fitting in but huge buffs to unique ideas and hobbies. Likes people who appreciate her humor and can handle a little heckling.

Jackie
Lvl 6 Skater
+5 Dex
+3 Charisma
+2 Con
-3 Will
-3 Wis


Special skills in Diplomacy and social graces. Can make friends with anybody.
Digs genuine people who have skils.
All she wants to do is eat pizza rolls and do sick flips.


Luna
Lvl ???? ????
+%^92ud
fefhufeh;
eo Shugggoth N'ryleh C'thmoon Eclipsera F'than

Only wants what's best for you
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>>1402095
Question then, how close to death are we at right now as it seems we are in pretty rough shape as it is right now.
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>>1402095
if Muscles likes BUTT LOOK ON THIS
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>>1402095
>eo Shugggoth N'ryleh C'thmoon Eclipsera F'than

Ah... so Luna ascended to an Elder God. It all makes sense now.
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>>1402095
What about undead communication and sense through summon?

If we gave two mice a pencil and the cover, could they give a rough sketch of a "map" or so.
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>>1402095
You may want to consider making a pastebin or two for all this stuff. It's often common practice to make one for player character sheets, allies, and other things relevant to the quest.
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>>1402136
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>>1402121
exactly my point there is to mutch BUTT
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>>1402148
Her pants must be cutting off her blood flow

LOOK AT IT

MAKES NO SENSE
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>>1402152
Stop.
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>>1402152
when you look this close it like one GIANT butt with a normal butt in top of it if i only saw this picture i would think there are two women/girls staked on top of eatch other
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is there anyone here?
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>>1402348
Hellooooo, is there anyone out there....I hear nothin'........OOOOOaooooOoOOOOOh
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>>1402353
hi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw_zUUE4BE0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8ctgUxKOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sk0VOpCibU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUEP_LfjwW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_5Gwq3J12A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFkMkcQwog4
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>>1402369
hello
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>>1402379
is it me you are looking fooor
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>>1402386
Yes
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>>1402388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoQ7De-_OBs
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>>1402386
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYE
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Healing Muscles back up to +7:
Y or N?
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>>1402548
Y
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>>1402548
Y
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>>1402548
Yes, he must shine brighter than he ever has now.
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>>1402548
Are you sure that's safe to do? What if they notice???
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If we gain the ability to in the future would it be a good idea to give muscles his own body?
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>>1403017
>Implying we can't do it right now
And according to his morality: No.
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>>1402548
Shouldn't he be unbound by now? It was my understanding that Muscles was being held back by Luna and was only at a +4 since he was still "waking up".
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So to help with the bad times I drew somehting where we tried to be a cool guy.
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>>1403278
Nice
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>>1403278
Excellent work, Logic! Great job capturing the unabashed fear in Anon's eyes as he plummets to the earth!
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guys,are we doing stealth? or we are going full castlevania? the chain-whip thing i said before sounds fun, but i think the smart choice is being sneaky and get a undead partner to scout.
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>>1403623
I say we at least TRY stealth, but also expect to be seen.
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>>1403649
They'll be expecting us to try stealth. When that fails, there can only be one alternative.
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>>1403843
Oh fuck yeah. We'll still be doing that even we are stealthing. We'll secretly rip their guts out of their stomach, and then we'll hide in their stomach until the next guy comes.

And then when he's examining the body we'll strike! They'll never see it coming!
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If we do end up killing monsters or other, and I sure hope we don't, I hope when we raise them as undead that it is the kind of Undeath where they keep their memories and personalities after death but their beings are eternally bound to our WILL and not the mindless zombie kind of Undeath.

From the way the few beings we've raised and the ones depicted in the original show have acted it sure seems to be the first option.
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>>1403873
>I sure hope we rip them from their eternal rest to force them to kill their old comrades
Damn, isn't that a bit much?
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>>1403878
Which is why I don't want to kill in the first place and only raise willing beings, which I believe is the reason why all of our summons have been so loyal to us so far.

>>1403873
PS: Killing people tends to be bad for PR and I don't want this to turn into a 'Let The Bodies Hit the Floor' quest.

inb4 >Implying monsters are people.
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>>1403873
Oh fuck yeah. But we should do it when we have enough power so they don't affect us too much. I don't want to actually waste precious will power on them.
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>>1403882
And I don't want this to turn into a pacifist quest where we never kill anything at all, even when not only is the opportunity there, but they've given us ample reason to kill them.
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>>1403884
>And I don't want this to turn into a pacifist pacifist quest where we never kill anything at all
Well that's like, your opinion, man.

Just because we don't kill that doesn't make us a pacifist. I still want to go for the UNLIMITED POWER route.

Plus we're already setting the mood for such a route with the first two posts.
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>>1403891
support
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>>1403891
We sure seem like a pacifist when someone shouts "KILL HIM! And open him up! I want the magic inside of him!" and a number of our first reactions is "Let's talk this out."

And even after we were nearly killed, and brought in as an expendable prisoner who's no doubt on death's door step unless we do something, along with our only source of power that has been ransacked, and with Mummy taken away from us people are still saying "but let's still not kill them."

I don't want this to turn into a murder hobo fest as much as the next guy, fuck I was even against destroying our father because that would've been retarded, BUT COME ON! In a case like this, murder is extremely justified! For the self defense of ourselves, and the people we love!
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>>1403898
>We sure seem like a pacifist when someone shouts "KILL HIM! And open him up! I want the magic inside of him!" and a number of our first reactions is "Let's talk this out."
Well yeah, trying to talk down someone who's a second away from smashing our face in with a bat is just silly but I never suggested that.

>In a case like this, murder is extremely justified!
It's not murder if it's self defense, but IT IS murder when there's an excess of force involved or the assailant is already down and subdued.

Lobster Claws and Man Arm were already down when we decided to spare them. Killing them there would have been murder.
If we end up killing someone during a fight where our lives are in danger then it'd be justified, but we'd keep to non-lethal methods as long as we've the advantage and we're out of danger.
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>>1403902
PS: This is a lot of shit for a 14 year old to take in in only two days who just a few days ago was living a relatively normal life.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

Rolling to see how the dice gods with treat us today.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1403910
Let me try
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>>1403902
Yes, and look where it got us now? Now because we spared them Ludo hunted US down for revenge, and we're in the current situation. At this point, killing them is the smart thing to do, because you know that if we don't at least kill one guy they'll never learn and just keep coming back!

They do it with Star. They'll do it with us. We need to solve the problem before it ever happens again. Or something worse happens! Like, they kill us in our sleep! Or worse! They steal our stuff in our sleep!

>>1403908
P.S. Anon also isn't the average 14 year old. He has a will of steel, along with a supportive mother in his head.
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>>1403915
DONT WASTE THE CRITS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS OR ELSE THE DICE GODS WILL SCREW US
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>>1403917
I'll give the the steel will, even if Luna isn't in our head anymore, but you know Ludo would have come after us either way and killing LC and MA when we had the chance would had just been murder.

We'll see how things develop tomorrow. We might not need to kill anyone or maybe i'd be the other way around.
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>>1403923
We kinda do need to kill at least Ludo and Buff Frog, unless we want weekly, or even daily attacks from them.

And yes, obviously Ludo would've still come after us, but the difference without the two monsters is he would know jack and shit about us. The most he would've known is a vague area where we are, and he wouldn't've arrived with all of his goons to beat us up. He wouldn't've even known that the two guys died until he found their bodies.
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>>1403891
>>1403891
Whoever made this deserves a whole plate of piping hot tenderoonies.

CLARIFICATION POST
Gonna answer some questions before hitting the hay. I have MAPS to draw up for tomorrow.

>BTW I'm working a masterpost
It will include...
>Our basic rolling system
>The Spells we have
>The Stats of our Allies

ONE MORE THING
For the ally stats I'd like to have shitty MS paint and other doodles from you guys.
>Draw profile pics of Anon
>Draw Muscles doing his murder-thing
>Draw Lance being the coolest kid ever born oh shit his mom's cunt must look the ugly side of an outdoor freezer

Anything you like!

>>1402136
Hey, great idea bud glad you thought of it
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>>1402109
Anon is functionally at 2 hp at the moment
Another decent hit would put him back down
A hard hit would kill him

>>1402126
Your summons share part of your sentience and life experience as you do with them. Seeing through their eyes is another magic besides just controlling them but it 'is' possible.
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>>1403945
2HP.... therefore, we're gonna get some rather strong minions if we raise them!
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>>1403935
Done. Now gimme my tendies.

>Unkept Hair
>Clothes are dark or mute tones
>Hoodies from Walmart
>T-Shirt from a band he heard once
>The baggiest pants he could find
>Tennies from PE class
>Smells like his mom's personal care products
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>>1404011
I like this
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>>1404011
Think you can paper doll that?
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>>1404030
supporting
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>>1403926

Didn't they specifically target anon's house? I don't think they were vaguely looking around between houses.

And it was an unavoidable situation no matter what, two of his enforcers not returning at all would send a clear message to Ludo, as even somebody as violent as Star merely leaves them half-dead rather than outright killing them.
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>>1404096
thank you for thinking for everyone
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>>1404096
I believe they were searching in trash cans until we went "HEY!" and shined a very magical looking flash light at them. Without the magical looking thing they probably would never've thought we were magical at all. And it REALLY didn't help that we preformed magic right in front of them.

And again, the difference is information. Even if they got the message of "someone's killed our men" (which is highly unlikely, knowing Ludo's intelligence, he'd probably sooner think "They ran way!" than "they were killed!) they still would not know, who did it, how they did it, if the one who did it was magical, where they did it, ETC ETC.

And we wouldn't've been instantly confronted the next day, with Lobster Claws goin' "That's the one who beat us up!" It might've been a few days later, giving us a chance to grow stronger and better ready for a fight. Meaning not captured.
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>>1404099
supporting your idea and also if we did not heal man-arm he would not have transformed into man-parts
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>>1404110
What idea? The idea that things would've been actually fucking different if we did exterminate the two monsters in our first encounter? Not even better, just different? If so, FINALLY!
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>>1404114
and a thing we should have done when we spared them is to intimidate them more SO THAT THEY WOULD NEVER MENTION WHO WE ARE AND WE ARE GOING TO FIND THEM WERE EVER THEY HIDE AND THAT THEY WOULD BEG FOR THE SWEET REALISE OF DEATH!!! and do you think star is going to try to save us? becuse the girls must have talked to star about the monsters and our kidnapping if they did not then they must also be captured.
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>>1404120
We told them to run at the beginning of the fight, so if they got away they almost certainly told Star right after about how they were attacked in the park by monster and anon was captured.

Unless OP overlooked it, I'd say Star and Marco are on their way.
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>>1404123
We might get lucky and Star will assume that the reason they took us was because of the arm. So she'll think it's her fault and it was just a misunderstanding.
Making her feel even more like a piece of shit towards anon would be great.
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>>1404120
Never ever trust a coward to keep a secret. Especially so when there can be someone who's scarier than us in their eyes.

And on the topic of Star, whether or not she will, we should not at all rely on her in our planning. We should act as if she's forgotten we've existed even if that's 100% wrong in our planning. Unless we want Star to NOT find us. In which case, we want to include her in our planning.

But if you're asking for curiosities sake, depends on how well Jackie and Janna know Star as the "local monster fighter" if it's what I assume, and it's rather well known, then Star will probably come to rescue us.

But based on how she feels about us will affect how quickly she'll come. And even though she feels sorry for us, I don't imagine her in an instant need of "WE GOTTA GO NOW!" kinda rush like when Marco was kidnapped. I say expect her within a day or two.

There's also the off chance that the double J's CAN'T reach Star. Because she's off being Star in another dimension or something. In that case then we'll probably get out before she knows anything. And it's probably what Quest will do if he wants just us to escape without a deus ex machina.
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>>1404129
she i probably going to react like this"WE GOTTA GO NOW!" becuse did you read how she reacted when she saw our arm? and also it would be illogical if star did not try to save us maybye thats where all the monsters are fighting star?
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>>1404134
I more meant in the sense of she wouldn't react with "NO TIME FOR PLANNING! Open up portal now! We go instantly!" The second she hears about it. No doubt she'd be in a hurry, as she would if anyone was kidnapped by Ludo, just not that much of a hurry compared to Storm the castle.

It's not so illogical that she won't try to save us if she doesn't KNOW we were captured. But again, that's just assuming the double J's can't reach her for whatever reason.

And it's highly possible that all the monsters are asleep. We've been out for an amount of time. They could all be curled up in their beds by now dreaming of slaughtering us like a pig for magic.

And if Star was here fighting to rescue us, she'd probably've saved us by now. Unlike us, she doesn't really have too much of a problem dispatching Ludo and his goons. And it'd also be stupidly anti-climatic after such a big failure. At that point Star might as well've saved us in the park, from a Quest Writing perspective.
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>>1404142
Marco would probably hold her back saying this would require more planning.

Situation is much more complex than the show was by this point. Her saving us requires knowing where the castle is.
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>>1404143
Exactly! Which will probably delay her long enough for us to have our cool adventure! We'll probably get the scissors and portal into them planning our rescue.
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>>1404144
but if we collect the pieces of THE BOOK MOM we can hide and wait for star to save us
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>>1404184
Waiting on the enemy to come rescue US when we're perfectly capable of saving ourselves!? I don't think so! We don't need Star! We can save ourselves! Plus, if we let Star save us we'll not get Ludo's scissors.
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>>1404188
>Star
>the enemy
I agree nonetheless.
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>>1404188
wait do they have the stuff for hekapoos summoning ritual? did we have the things we buyed on us? if they are in the castle and if we buyd the bad peanut butter becuse then we could have summoned and have her do the test on us we would be out of the dimension and maybye do the test like marco spending years in another dimension but on earth a few minutes we could do her test and train but when you go back you become young like before you stept into the portal and your clothes are just aged but the Mind does not get younger so we could train our mind and magic for decades!
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>>1404198
in just a few minutes!!!!!
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>>1404198
Or we could just use Ludo's scissors to leave. That seems simpler. Also, we don't got red clay dust.
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>>1404197
She'll forever be the enemy and stay the enemy until she's either dead or been converted to our way of thinking. The Mummy way.
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>>1404203
if we just had everything we needed we could have done that and your plan is simpler but that whas just a what if
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>>1404205
Converted through the power of love?
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>>1404224
More like corruption through dark magics as she understands that her Mewman rulers were oh so wrong, and we're deathly right. She is a free spirit fighting against what her parents want, at least slightly. So it won't be impossible if we catch her early.

We could feed off of her fear of becoming queen into joining us.
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Mewggers get out
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>>1404264
Why won't you just let her love you? We all know Star as our waifu is an inevitability.
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>>1404271
This.

There's no reason anymore for us to hate Star to the degree that we did so before.
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>>1404271
>>1404276
I mean, if you ignore the fact that she's the antithesis of our whole magical deal, and will probably want to take away all of our powers, yeah, no reason at all to think of her as the enemy.
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>>1404282
Precisely!
So long as we come off as someone that's actually cool and not evil to hang out with, she'll have no intention of tattling on us.
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>>1404282
Literally no bases for any of those accusations.
Star and Marco were super exited to check out Eclipsa's Chapter in the book and Star likes for for being a 'bad girl'. Her powers are super "Shiny rainbows and narwhals" because she's an ultra-nice fourteen year old girl, but she also likes weird, dark shit. She even dated Tom once.
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>>1404287
Then the REAL challenge is to prove that we're somehow better than Tom, who is also a Necromantic Pyromancer, except he's a Demon.

Here's hoping we figure out how.
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>>1404293
We can fleshcraft. He has curses and anger issues
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>>1404271
>>1404276
>>1404287
She's not just the antithesis to our magic, she's the antitheses to everything that Anon has ever been.
She's a princess who was born with a gilded spoon in her mouth, she's always gotten anything she wanted, her parents have always been loving and supportive. Making friends is second nature to her.
Anon has only been hugged by his father twice. His mother is a drug addicted. He lives in a shitty neighborhood. For almost all his life, he's only had one friend. And even that was taken away from him when Star came.
When he met Star, it was almost as if the universe was mocking him for his pathetic life.
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>>1404293
me too if we can do that she is going to like us just for being a "badboy"
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>>1404296
>When he met Star, it was almost as if the universe was mocking him for his pathetic life.
...Or it's giving him an opportunity to change his life around completely.
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>>1404295
>>1404293
A lot of Anons are voting to kill Buff Frog and Ludo.

I don't know how that's gonna go down but I don't think it's gonna look good.
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>>1404296
This

Don't want anon to be edgy mc edge edge, but it's way out of character for him to be okay with Star or even ambivalent. She's a living mockery of his life.
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>>1404299
but mostly mocking him
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>>1404296
>>1404303
>>1404304
>Because I'm Star But-
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>>1404302
>>1404303
we are most likley going to fail to kill buff frog and ludo i like buffrog good character
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>>1404312
Buff Frog is nothing, comrade.
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>>1404287
Eclispa never destroyed worlds with her power. She just ran off with some monster boyfriend. Hell, when mentioned to the king and queen the first thoughts for them is "monster lover" the fact that she dated a monster is her biggest deal.

And Tom's sucks compared to Mummy. Sure, he has that "prince of the underworld" thing going for him, but I doubt he's ever actually killed someone. Unlike Mummy, who's killed an entire world. You gotta understand the can of worms we've opened. This is not a good person set up. I mean, he tried to turn the blood moon ball into a holiday greeting card.

This is like a rando in Star Wars getting sith powers and expecting the Jedi to understand because he's probably not a bad guy. They'll still want him to cut the shit with the sith powers. And I doubt he'll want to not have powers after his shitty uprising as a moisture farmer.

So their wants and needs contradict leading to conflict. Like Star, a person who probably doesn't like killing worlds, and Anon who's being trained by a world killer. It's a natural contradiction no matter the (shitty) alignments of the characters.
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>>1404312
i forgot i also don't want anon to be edgy mc edge edge it gets boring and anoying fast
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>>1404011
Fantastic work, Anon
The tendies will be deposited in your bank account as per our contract

>>1404296
Congratulations on being capped for the twitter

5 hours to go, everyone!
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>>1404315
you do remember that he kickt our ass and face in?
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>>1404320
Hard to kick our ass when we have the element of surprise to neck stab him in his sleep.
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>>1404321
Or we could just take Luna and the Scissors back to Earth, stranding him in Mewni with no way to reach us.
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>>1404318
can you go faster? its 21:07 for me and its a school day with a national test tomorow
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>>1404325
Pretty sure Buff Frog has his own pair of scissors. And if we're stealing his scissors we might as well give them back by shoving them in his neck.
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>>1404329
dont be so eggy calm down dont be a Dan
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>>1404329
>Opening a dimension tear in someone's neck

O boi
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>>1404328
>>1404328
>>1404328

What's that, Anon?
You want 'me' to go... faster?
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>>1404336
yes and are you doing anything now?
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>>1404338
He's gotta go to work, I think.
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>>1404336
Guess he means earlier.

At least an opening post I guess. But life is busy, so nbd
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>>1404336
wait mummy is not eclipsa, ITS THE FUCKING MONSTER
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>>1404342
possible
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>>1404331
>don't be edgy

MAKE ME DAD, BUFF FROG IS GAY!
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ALRIGHT THEN, CUNTS
FUCK IT

WE DO IT LIVE
ALL DAY
ALL NIGHT
STAR VS QUEST FOR 100 YEARS


>You are Anon
>You were just 14
>When you found THE BOOK in your school's Latrine
>Now you have unimaginable powers
>Thought you were a real badass
>That's when some creepy bird guy and his small army of Monster thugs showed up to your skatepark to kill you
>You fought
>You fought hard and protected your new friends/maybe more than friends/you're still a teen and aren't sure what your emotions are doing Jackie and Janna!
>Still, they proved too much...
>You were defeated
>You have been captured
>You're currently hanging from the ceiling of a huge throne room by your wrists
>You are covered in sweat, soot and your own blood
> THE BOOK is gone
>It's cover lies on the floor below, missing the rest
>You are Anon
>You're in some deep shit

What.
Do?


MASTERPOST STUFF

>You are a level 3 ???
>Due to your ass beating last session you have gotten +1 CON
Your stats are...

+5 Will
+3 Constitution
+2 Wisdom
+1 Charisma
-1 Str (Using your human body parts)

>SPELL LIST
https://pastebin.com/dvdA69x2

Ally stats coming soon!
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>>1404352
Let's see if we can get muscles out of his chains. He should be able to contort his way out.
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>>1404352
OH fuck! Err, is anyone currently around us? If not, see if muscles can slip out of shackles!
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>>1404352
see what;s around us
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>>1404363
Yeah we should see what's around before we do anything rash.
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QUEST SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
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>>1404352
WAIT, FUCK!

Shit, can we get a description of the room we're in?
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>>1404363
support we need to know how high we are is there anywhere you can saftly land and how are you atatced to the roof before we do anything also don forget to listen
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>>1404363
support
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>>1404363
This, in addition to trying to use muscles to break free from our bonds.
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>>1404363
Supporting.
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>>1404363
support for observe

Check for items/details of room + Any possible undead summons.
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>>1404352
everyone voted and supported looking around in the room and listen so that we can get description of the room
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>>1404352
KILL
THEM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!
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>>1404352
What the hell is constitution?
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>>1404388
Tanking hits
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>>1404388
HOw easy you can take a hit, like being smacked like a bitch into a stone wall but getting back up again.
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>>1404352
Observe your surroundings.
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>>1404388
>Constitution represents your character’s health and stamina. A Constitution bonus increases a character’s hit points, so the ability is important for all classes.

Here, this should work well enough.
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>posts an update
>immediately goes offline and to work
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>1404352
If we slip Muscles first we're gonna break our still human wrist.
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>>1404400
thats true i did not think of that
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>>1404406
Muscles can just lockpick or crimp the relevant cuff

I'd also like to remind everyone we're an abused 14 year old. We're not sam fisher. We can probably sneak around, but takedowns aren't gonna be easy.
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>>1404387
This.
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>>1404420
Just use tiny undead to peek around corners and find the easiest way through without being noticed.
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>>1404352
ooh shit,watcha doin quest?!
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Get a knife.

We're going Mad Dog on these fuckers.
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>>1404352
are you there?
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>>1402152
that could be a back fold?
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>>1404377
hi goose
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I've been working on my shitposts, here's a little taste of what I have in store when the session begins.
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I can't believe Quest fucking died.
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>>1404537
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>1404011
>>1403935
>Starts session 4 hours earlier
>Leaves before even finishing intro posts
>Tweets excuses without thinking of our feelings


>Protruding bones all over.
>Claws that could pinch your eyes out.
>Kind of a girlish pink hue.
>Can stretch to compensate for your tiny manhood
>Kind of an Ass arm
>Will kill you if you tell him to make his room
>Swole AF
>Would play Chaos Space Marines if he wasn't so busy beating all of the nerds at the games shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpKN-U1-bWk
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Who wants to vote on secondary objectives while we wait?
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>>1404552
i love the picture!
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>>1404560
so collect BOOK mom and creep out of the castle then hide?
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Internet is kill. Posting from shitbrick. Stay strong, brothers
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>>1404552
would he look some thing like this green hand face but still atched to anon and with bone spurs and pink?
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>>1404569
same problem in school
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>>1404552
Wait, if Luna used Blood for Blood on our face, what the fuck do we look like now?
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>>1404552
https://youtu.be/jwMhX0iWUes
Anonkin endgame grows closer
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>>1404583
dont you mean skull/head and face atllest the whole front of the head
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>>1404593
i like the tatoo face on the end when you hear "anaaaakin!"
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>>1404567
>Mom
>secondary objective
What is wrong with you, you Mom-hating bastard????
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>>1404614
i thought that MOM is our first objective? my secondry is to escape and hide or find the sissors
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Primary objectives:
Rescue mom
Get back to Earth
Not Die

Optional, Secondary objectives:
1) Kill Ludo
2) Kill Buff Frog
3) Punish man arm and lobster claws for their betrayal
4) Acquire a weapon
5) Explore Mewni
No more debate, just vote Y or N
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>>1404648
>No more debate, just vote Y or N
No.
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>>1404648
no
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>>1404648
YES
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>>1404648
Yes
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>>1404648
Yes on Primary, No on secondary

At best we have angry thoughts on many of those latter objectives. I'd call em desires, not objectives. The desire to kill is not equal to the cold calculated act of doing so.
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>>1404648
Yes primary. No secondary.

The longer we stay there the higher the chances our escape fails.
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>>1404654
change to this
>Yes on Primary, No on secondary
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I HAVE ESCAPE MY PHONE BUT ONLY FOR THE MOMENT

To describe the room...

>You're ten feet in the air above a super spooky skelton throne
>A HUGE skull comprises most of it
>This room is circular and has 6 exits
>A set of giant double doors in front
>2 left doors
>2 right doors
>Forgotten suits of misshapen Armor line the walls
>You think you hear faint music from the Left Doors

To try and wriggle muscles free roll DEX!

d20 + 2 for his monstrous flexibility!
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>>1404648
>>1404650
>>1404658
>>1404669
>>1404674
I fucked it up with my autism guys, you're supposed to vote for each secondary objective separately, and the primary ones were already agreed upon.
Here's my votes for example:
1) N
2) Y
3) Y
4) Y
5) N
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
Did you ever explain the new dice system in the thread?
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
HERE WE GO
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
Wiggle for freedom!
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
VAMOS MUSCULOSO TU PUEDES!
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>>1404680
why dont we just make the arm slimmer and thinner and let it just slide out or just liquifi the bones and let it slide free?
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>>1404680
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1404680
>Don't fuck this up.
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
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>>1404688
DAMN STRAIGHT NAT 20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqrQZgztID0
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
TIME TO BECOME PLASTIC MAN
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404698
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
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>>1404696
1: Pain
2: We'd break our human arm probably
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>>1404552
Dude thats fucking badass
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
rollin
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404680
lets do the worm!!!!!
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>>1404712
you can only roll once
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>>1404705
>>1404706
>>1404712
Dude, you already rolled a Nat 20. What's the point of more rolls?
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>>1404552
he sound like that in my head but Depper and raspier
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>>1404715
sorry i did not see that but good news everyone! its the first one with 5 on the end!
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>>1404721
>>1404716
>>1404712
>>1404706
>>1404705
>>1404698
>>1404696

Calm down sonny
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>>1404648
>Optional, Secondary objectives:
1) Kill Ludo N
2) Kill Buff Frog N
3) Punish man arm and lobster claws for their betrayal N
4) Acquire a weapon Y
5) Explore Mewni Y
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>>1404680
>Nat 20s add +2 to all other rolls
>2 nat 20s
>mfw we have a 100% chance of beating dc 10
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>>1404648
>Rescue mom
Y
>Get back to Earth
Y
>Not Die
Y
>Optional, Secondary objectives:
>1) Kill Ludo
N
>2) Kill Buff Frog
N
>3) Punish man arm and lobster claws for their betrayal
N
>4) Acquire a weapon
Y Get Mace
>5) Explore Mewni
N
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>>1404648
this
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>>1404648
none of the sencondary objectives are worth the time.
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>>1404747
...?
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>>1404648
1) Rescue mom
Y
2) Get back to Earth
Y
3) Not Die
Y
4) Kill Ludo
Y
5) Kill Buff Frog
Y
6) Punish man arm and lobster claws for their betrayal
Y
7) Acquire a weapon
Y
8) Explore Mewni
N
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>>1404749
actualy true those are things we can do that later and i dont whant to kill them
>>
Should we try to put on any of that clearly decorative armor? It's not going to fit and won't protect us as well as combat ready armor, but it would be better than nothing.
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>>1404648
1) Rescue mom
Y
2) Get back to Earth
Y
3) Not Die
Y
4) Kill Ludo
N
5) Kill Buff Frog
N
6) Punish man arm and lobster claws for their betrayal
N
7) Acquire a weapon
Y
8) Explore Mewni
N
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>>1404757
but not stealthy
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>>1404757
They might be old, worn out armor, that was actually meant to protect the wearer, but has degraded over time, rather pure decoration
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>>1404757
I'd probably make us noisy as fuck and most want to try to sneak by.
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>>1404648
1 N
2 N
3 N
4 Y
5 N
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>>1404761
>>1404751
>>1404746
Guys, you're not supposed to vote for primary objectives, they're a given, the obvious ones, we're voting for secondary objectives because those are the ones that caused flame wars
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>>1404648
1) N; break his arms though.
2) Y
3) N/Y; Man-Arm didn't join the fight, but Lobster Claws did.
4) Y; Prioritize a Scythe if possible
5) N; Going to Mewni is just asking for us to be caught.
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>>1404741
put NO on every Secondary objectives
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1404680

ROLLING FOR THE WINNING POST!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1404817
REROLLING BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404817
there is no 7 on the end of any post
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>>1404817
>>1404820
wait that
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>>1404820
>total 12
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>>1404820
shieeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404830
so did we lose ?
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>>1404692
>>1404692

>8 Total

However!

>>1404688
>>1404705

>Nat 20s now add +2 to the winning roll

With 2 nat 20s our roll is now a 12!

>Muscles squirms as if you've woken him
>His wrist rotates with a sickening pop and squelch
>Your human arm screams in agony when he pulls free, leaving you with all the weight
>He panics, feeling your pain and PUNCHES the ceiling!
>The sound is oddly muffled, as if this house were made from stucco
>You both fall down into the throne
>WHUMP!
>Obtained huge chain!
>One arm is chained but you are free from the ceiling!
>The music from the Left doors stops...
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>>1404837
>Animate that big-ass Skull
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>>1404837
>>Your human arm screams in agony when he pulls free, leaving you with all the weight
FUCK i KNEW IT
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>>1404837
>animate big skull and wield the chain as a weapon.

Time for a last stand boys!
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>>1404837
HIDE

GET READY FOR AN AMBUSH
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>>1404837
>animate big ass skull
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>>1404837
>animate big ass skull
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>>1404837
hide behind the giant "drape" the red thing behind the throne and lift the chain and make sure that you dont rattle it
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>>1404837
Okay, we need to be ready for whatever comes through that door. Is the huge chain attached to us? Can we use it as a whip?
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>>1404837
Looks like we're going to

>Animate big ass skull
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>>1404853
if we hide they are going to run in panic seartchin after anon they are not going to look behinde the giant drape
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>>1404844
>>1404847
>>1404850
>>1404851
>>1404860
you know there are seveareal monsters one big skull i think its beter to hide becuse one punch is GOING TO KILL ANON
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>>1404867
Not if we One Punch them; if push comes to shove, we Blood For Blood the whole skull into Muscles.
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>>1404837
>The music stops

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uAjuEGoWCWk

Animating the skull might not be too handy, but we need allies. Voting for that.

And have monster arm use the big fuck-off chain as a weapon. Shit can wreck things hard if you use it as a whip like bikers use regular chains.
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>>1404837
>animate giant skull from behind red drapes
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>>1404867
WE ARE GOING TO BE CAPTURED IF WE DONT HIDEDONT JUST SPRINTING INTO BATTLE WHEN ONE PUNCH IS GOING TO KILL US IS STUPID
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>>1404874
Taking them down with us isn't stupid, YOU'RE stupid!
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>>1404873
>>1404837
>animate giant skull from behind red drapes

if we have it run away they are going to chase it and we can slip away
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>>1404883
moving support to this
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>>1404883
Changing my vote to this.
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>>1404882
it is
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>>1404844
>>1404847
>>1404850
>>1404851
>>1404860
>>1404872
>>1404873


THE PATH IS DECIDED

Roll WILL to animate the gigantic Skull!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1404890
ANON YOUR LIFE IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
Vamos muchachos
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
Dice gods, we require your aid!
Save this foolish strelok from the zone!
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>>1404890
what is the bonus is it a 1d10?
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
ERE WE GO
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
rollan
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404897
shit wrong dice
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1404890
I hope I'm not going pale from this...
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
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>>1404897
Thank god you rolled the wrong dice
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
>1d20 + 5
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
KILL THEM

KILL THEM ALL

SUFFER NOT THE MAGGOTS TO LIVE!
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dice+1d20 + 2
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
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>>1404917
MOTHER FUCK
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
VAMOS QUE SE PUEDE
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>>1404902
Nah, friend Anon's will is a +5 when he has no minions active

>>1404917
In the "options" field you put in "dice+1d20"
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1404890
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>>1404917
Roll goes on the Options box

'dice 1d20 + 5'

without quotes
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
Let me show you faggots how it's done.
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>>1404927
OH GOD NO!!!
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>
Guys, if we want to up the distraction so we can escape, I say we set fire to the curtains next.
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>>1404936
Almost, but the bonus is supposed to be +5, not +2.
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>>1404927
>>1404927
>>1404927

>11 total

>Your head splits
>Blood spatter bursts out of your mouth
>Is that fresh?
>Can't tell
>Your knees shake
>The skull rumbles but...
>Nothing
>Nothing happens
>The titanic hunk of ancient history stares back at you as if you had spoken to it in a foreign language
>An eerie echo fills the halls
>You're panting
>Totally drained on energy
>You finally failed

>"Huh. Must have been nothing."
>You hear from the left hall
>The music resumes
>"Haha! Good one, Man-Ar- err M.P.!"
>Wait a minute
>You know that voice.
>It's Lobsterclaws
>...and he's playing video games
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1404890
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>>1404941
Peak and see what they are doing
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>>1404941
How are the shackles constructed? Can they be picked by Muscles?
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>>1404947
support
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>>1404941
Try and take of the shackles.
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>>1404947
Supporting this.

Try and do so in a way that doesn't reveal our presence.
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>>1404954
support
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>>1404941
Pick up the book cover.
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>>1404941
>>1404947
Support. More intel.
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>>1404941
take the book cover
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>>1404958
>>1404962
This, too.
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>>1404958
supporting
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>>1404941
Guys, we are likely at 1 hp
I don't like that.
We NEEED TO heal.
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>>1404958
REMEMBER TO DO THIS
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>>1404941
Take the book cover, maybe it has a link to the rest of the book.
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>>1404979
take it
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>Tfw we've gone through multiple sessions in a row that had terrible rolls
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>>1404979
moving support to this
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>>1404988
To be fair, we did fuck up quite a few monsters last time.
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>>1404988
OUR ROLES ARE ALWAYS SHIT
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>>1404991
you can support several things
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1404944
>>1404947
>>1404948
>>1404953
>>1404956
>>1404957
>>1404961
>>1404962
>>1404965

>Everything feels so empty
>Your breath
>No. The air feels light.
>You gather the chain up to you, not wanting it to drag on the ground
>Muscles taps your shoulder, offering to help
>Odd
>He pulls the chain down your human arm and himself
>You know have chains spiraled down your left arm all the way down to Muscles who has made himself a set of Chain-Knuckles
>Sick
>You examine the manacle, realizing that they aren't held together by a lock but instead just warped around your wrist
>These monsters must be incredibly strong
>You look down
>Just underfoot, where you landed is the cover for THE BOOK

>You kneel down, picking up the smooth black leather

https://youtu.be/w3SJLdpXUvY

>You strain to hear Luna's voice
>There's a tiny spark at the base of your head
>It's silence fills you with hate
>You open your eyes knowing only two things
>Your mentor, or mom or whatever she is...Luna helped you
>She helped you and now these creeps have hurt her
>Youmad.gif

>Steeling yourself you creep toward the door producing sound
>Many bleeps and bops
>A few jumping and blue shell noises
>Light seeps from around the corner
>You'll have to be careful to not be seen

>ROLL STEALTH

d20 + 0!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1404997
Rollon
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1404997
Ah, shit.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1404997
Don't fuck me now, dice.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1404997
>d20 + 0!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1404997
For Mommy.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

Pray for us now because if we fuck up death will follow
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1404997
yo doy mi amor,no por honor,si no por ti..
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1404997
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1404997
Like solid snake in this biznitch
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Rolled 10 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1404997
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1404997
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1404997
WE'Z SNEEKIN' NOW BOYZ!

AND IF DEY SEE US, TELL DEM DEY AINT SEEIN' NUTTIN!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1404997
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>>1404997
>>1405003
Oh hey, not bad.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1405021
>>1405013
AYyyyyy
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>>1405021
>>1405013
>>1405010
AW SHEET BOSS
GUD JOB THER'
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>>1405010
>>1405013
>>1405021

SNEEK BOYZ WINZ AGAIN!
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1404997
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>>1405034
>implying we aren't an eversor
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>>1405038
I thought Muscles was the eversor and we're his handler?
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>>1405021
>>1405013
>>1405010

So are we rushin in or are we going in all sneaky beeki like?
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1404997
t
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>>1405044
You can only roll once
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>>1405042
Sneeki Beeki since we're almost completely dead and are bleeding internally.
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>>1405042
>>ROLL STEALTH
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>>1405042
If it's just the two, maybe we can persuade them to help us???
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>>1405052
>>1405056

It was a meme you mongol fucks
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>>1405058
>persuade
I think you mean intimidate
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>>1405058
Didn't the last time we try persuading them near a fight involve us getting punched in the face, nearly dying, and then getting shackled here?

Besides, we only have a charisma of +1.
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>>1405003
>>1405013
if only that previous 3 didn't show up
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>>1405059
>Merely_pretending.jpg
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>>1405058
I see that working out terribly.

>Psst, Lobster Claw!
>AAAH! The human is escaped!
>No wait!
>Ludo! Buff Frog! Everyone! The Human is out of his shackles!

And then we're killed and that's the end. Remember, loyal minion!
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>>1405064
>roman_legionary_screaming_about_the_barbarians.jpg
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>>1405066
So no 'i spared your lives and this is how you repay me' speech
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>>1405079
Fucking 4chan comment boxes.
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>>1405079
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>>1405084
You saw nothing.
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>>1405079
really anon
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>>1405079
what is that?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1404997
>>1404997
>>1404997
THE WINNING ROLL IIIISSSS!
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>>1405093
Accidentally linked one of the CAPTCHA images into the comment field. I thought I removed it when I posted it but apparently the auto-post didn't detect the changes in time.
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>>1405084
>>1405087
Glad I didn't open that now
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>>1405097
>>1404997
WHY DO YOU ROLL TWO TIMES
WHY DO YOU ROLL TWO TIMES
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>>1405097
>>1405102
Usually he rolls sometime after the posts are made to decide the roll, but then accidentally rolls on the same post as the update.
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>>1405014
>>1405014

>12...plus

>>1405010
>>1405013
>>1405021

+6 due to GLORIOUS 20S!

>You have no idea what you're doing...
>You're about as graceful as a two legged crab
>Something about hurting all over and inside your body however seems to give you focus
>With grit alone you steady your shuddering knees
>Your breath slows
>Even muscles seems more poised, in sync
>He jerks and twitches, clearly agitated despite his stillness
>You dissolve into the darkness
>A light overhead doesn't catch you, you're too close to the wall
>You find a breakroom of sorts at the end of the hall
>Two shapes are seated in a couch facing a blaring Flatscreen
>They're playing Donkey Kart 20
>Premium Edition
>The fiends
>Only one of the forms seems to be speaking
>"Oh! OH I got the shell! You better look out!"
>It's Lobsterclaws
>The other shadow is unusually silent and still
>You can tell they're playing but they don't seem to be using any items or banking
>Lobsterclaws clearly sucks
>Or is playing badly on purpose...
>You creep closer
>This supernatural stillness you've employed seems to be making things sensical

>You can get behind the couch, poising yourself for a surprise attack
>Or behind the TV to frighten them

>Muscles clenches his fist, crushing a few chainlinks in the process
>He wants blood
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>>1405117
NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES NO WITNESSES
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>>1405117
>behind the couch
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>>1405117
Do we still have the other chain linked to our human arm? If so we should lockpick it first before doing anything.
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>>1405117
No more mercy. Sneak behind them and attack.
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>>1405117
Sneak behind the couch, slap lobster's shit so hard he dies.
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>>1405117
WE NEED INFO
INTERROGATION TIME

US THE CHAIN TO CATCH THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME FROM THE BACK
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>>1405117
Why the fuck would we, the nearly dead human that they wreaked, try to scare them!? We need to make up for our mistake and let Muscles get a sneak attack to satisfy his blood lust! Choke them out with chain!
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>>1405117
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
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>>1405135
>>1405117
NO WAIT
WE'RE AT SUPER LOW HEALTH

ABORT
ABORT
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>>1405117
I really doubt we can take them BOTH out silently.

Can we just find the book first?
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>>1405144
moving support to this
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>>1405144
You mean the pages? We already have the cover of it.
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>>1405143
support and find the book first before anything also see how man-arm looks like now when he is man-parts
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>>1405143
>>1405117
Lets go for scaring them.
We're too weak for a frontal confrontation and we've already beaten them up really bad so they know what we can do.

We can bluff info out of them.
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>>1405167
Wouldn't their screams just alert the rest, though?
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>>1405172
>>1405167
UGH Yeah...

I don't know what to do.

The truth is we should just sneak away.
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>>1405102
>>1405117

ANNOUNCEMENT
Quest fucked it up but it's ok because we had the same result. All is right with the universe

I'm trying to get in the habit of rolling in the same post as when I call for a roll. So as to cut down on posts

>>1405128
There is only one chain on Anon now. It is attached to his human wrist but has no lock.
These swole fuckers BENT a solid manacle around your wrists.
See pic for diagram and your sick new improvised armor


Awaiting the votes

>Slap their shit?
>Confront them verbally?
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>>1405183
Will their screams alert the others around the castle?

>Confront them verbally
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>>1405183
Choke the sons of bitches out Jabba the hutt style with our chain!
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>>1405183
Whichever one has less screaming involved.
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>>1405183
Go lethal.
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>>1405183
Go lethal
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>>1405183
I guess we confront verbally?
>"You tattle, I kill you. How's it going?"
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>>1405183
>slap their shit
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>>1405183
Verbal confrontation.

Be prepared to slap their shit if they look to be calling for help.
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>>1405183
>Confront them verbally
and do we have nose?
do we look like a monster?
is there anything on our face like scales or scars and what are those big half dots under his eyes?
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>Confront them verbally
>>
>confront them verbally
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>>1405183
>>1405192
>>1405200
This works. Support.
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>>1405183
Rolling the chain around our human arm like that is gonna break into in little pieces when Muscles goes crazy.
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>>1405195
>>1405198
why would we do this we are not getting imformation this way and i think we paralysed man-arm when he become man-parts we should see if we can fix him? i thin thats the only reason they captured us
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>>1405212
we are totay going to crush anons arm if monster arm uses the chain
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>>1405213
What the fuck makes you think Lobster Claws isn't just going to scream for help the second he sees us, or just simply run away when he sees us?

And how the hell would we fix Man Arm besides killing him? What healing spells do we have aside from BfB which is extremely sloppy?
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>>1405183
WE GAVE THEM MERCY

AND THEY LEAD US TO THIS

WE SHALL GIVE THEM DEATH

WE WILL GAIN OUR INFO FROM THE BURNED RUINS OF THIS PLACE
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>>1405183
They got their first freebie, they die now.
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>>1405213
I'd think they're doing it so we don't get detected, but since we're not Splinter Cell to stealth kill, I'd think we'd just generate more noise than if we tried intimidating them.
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>>1405187
>>1405200
>>1405203
>>1405205
>>1405207
>>1405210
>>1405211

>>1405223
>>1405202
>>1405198
>>1405195
>>1405191
>>1405224

6...and 6...

We're TIIIIIIIED!

SPECIAL EVENT

ROLL STRENGTH.
THEN ROLL CHARISMA.

d20 + 7 for Muscles!
d20 + 1 for Anon!
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>>1405231
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
For Muscles
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
Vamos Muchachos, papi los quere muertos!
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
STR!
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Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)

>>1405231
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
COMEDOR DE SERPIENTES!
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Rolled 20, 4 = 24 (2d20)

>>1405231
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Rolled 7, 5 + 7 = 19 (2d20 + 7)

>>1405231
So brutal interrogation? This works, I'd suppose.
I'll just roll for both to save on posts.
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
For Anon-kun
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
Rolling CHA.
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Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
Them "talkers" better not mess things up. Also, good to see muscles is back to full health.
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
Charisma
Alle voy!
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

Rolling for both >>1405245
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
And my..... talking roll.
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Rolled 11, 9 = 20 (2d20)

>>1405231
First for muscles, 2nd Anon!
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Rolled 18, 20 = 38 (2d20)

>>1405231
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
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Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
TIME TO TALK
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>>1405231
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
Anon!
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>>1405267
FUCK
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>>1405267
why do you keep rolling?
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405265
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>>1405274
I didn't type in the rolls properly on the previous ones.
Now we all suffer the consequences for it.
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
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>>1405280
CONSEQUENCES!
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>>1405280
Just because the bonuses aren't applied properly doesn't mean Quest can't do it themselves.
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>What this whole Quest has been like.
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>>1405231
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405231
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405293
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Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405296
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>>1405289
It has now occurred to me that we are currently a MUSCLE Wizard.
>>
IF WE DO MANAGE TO INTERROGATE THEM
DON' FORGET TO READ MIND

E JUST NED TO ASK THEM WHERE LUDO AND THE BOOK ARE AND THEY'LL THINK OF IT
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>>1405303
this as well
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
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>>1405231
>>1405303
Support. Mind reading makes things so much easier!
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1405231
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>>1405289
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1405231
>>1405231
>>1405231
I am fool! Rolling d10 for Muscles!
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>>1405231
>>1405258

>>1405303
This big time.
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>>1405302
Considering that Muscles is literally a malignant mutation growing our of our body (IE Cancer)? Yes. We're literally a Muscle Wizard.
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>>1405238
FUCK
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Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>1405231
First die is Strength, second is Charisma
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>>1405346
>>1405346
>>1405346
d10 for Anon's Charisma!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1405360
I fookin' sware
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>>1405364
>>1405243
Welp, there goes our other half of the luck.
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>>1405243
20+1... waaait
>>1405238
3+7 +2 for 20
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So did we succeed or fail? The dice rules confuse me.
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>>1405238

>10!

>>1405243
Plus 2 for 12! Thanks, crits. You almost made it happen.

>>1405243
>5...
>>1405258
+2!

>7!


>You know what you're about to do
>Slap their skulls together and demand to know where they've taken Luna
>You creep forward, murder in your eyes
>Hate in your heart
>Muscles is trembling with excitement
>Right before you strike however-
>"Haha, Ok M.P. I've had enough. Let's trade games for a minute. Hey, I'll get us some snacks! Don't move, buddy I'll be right ba-"
>Lobster Claws got off the couch right before you mashed him into Crab Ragu
>He freezes, seeing a horror-arm poised in the air
>Seeing a blood covered, seeping cut, half charred kid he thought was dead standing in front of him
>His pupils shrink to pinpricks
>"H-how did you escape?"
>You retort in an instant
>"Don't tell."
>"AHHHHH!!!!"
>Lobster Claws scrambles to escape
>Not for the door, however
>He runs back, picking up "Man Parts" as soon as he's near
>That screaming can't be good
>When he throws Man-Parts up onto him you see his face and Oh-
>Oh dark lords it is BAD!

>Pic Related

>You have two monster goons scrambling to get away from you, making as much noise as possible

What do?
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>>1405243
>>1405258
So we've got a +4 from the 2 crits.
>>1405373
Either we did really good or really bad on the Charisma roll.

>>1405380
Dices go by increments of 5 for difficulty. So depends on what the QM decided.
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>>1405394
LEAVE NO WITNESSES
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>>1405394
USE THE CHAIN LIKE A WHIP TO CATCH THEM

+ 7 STR
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>>1405394
>DON'T TELL ANYONE

But seriously, kill them.
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>>1405394
Panic and ask if we can fix this...
and KO Lobster as we ask I guess.

It's consensual if they don't say no
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>>1405403
THIS
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>>1405394
>read mind
>THEN RIP AND TEAR
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>>1405394
OK! We talked to them! And they screamed, just as I predicted! Shove Man Parts into Lobster Claws mouth to shut him up!
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>>1405394
>>1405403
Support. Nobody escapes our sight!
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>>1405394
calm them down and say if you get back your magic book you can turn man-parts back into a monster
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>>1405410
Also this
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>>1405403
This, along with mind reading.
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>>1405413
Jesus fuck man, do you not learn?! They are not going to co-operate with us!
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>>1405403
We need to finish WHAT WE STARTED

BUTCHER THEM!
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>>1405394
read there mind but no killing them
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>>1405394
KRUMP DESE GITS
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>>1405403
This works for me
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>>1405410
>Mind-reading a mind that's in Instinct Mode
lolwat

>>1405394
>The Lobster dies. We aren't holding back anymore, Muscles.
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>>1405413
Dawg, they're already in the midst of blindly fleeing from us. They ain't gonna listen to what we got to say.
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>>1405403
supporting this without killing them
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>>1405403
>>1405400
>>1405406
>>1405421
>>1405425
>>1405423
>>1405429

Violence to restrain
VIolence to detain

The last thread begins to fray...

ROLL STRENGTH d20 + 7!
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>>1405430
CATCH THEM WITHOUT KILLING THEM
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
Rosallan
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
>d20 + 7
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
PLEASE DON'T FUCK THIS DICE ROLL, (ME)
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
No more mercy.
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
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Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
We shall be victorious this day!
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Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
SMASH THEM!
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
Rollin'
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
I swear to god, we better fuckin' kill them right here. Or at least the thing preventing us from killing them should be a minion interfering, and not our own damn incompetence.
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
MATALOS YA
MUEREN MUEREN MUEREN
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
VIOLENCIA PURA!
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
COME BACK HERE BITCH BOI WE AINT DONE HERE BY A LONG SHOT
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
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>>1405436

>>1405448
>>1405459
>>1405464
Today, the lobster dies.
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
i whant them alive and i dont want that we kill them when you guys saw that face did you fell sad?
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
WAAAAAAAAGH
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>>1405469
After we interrogate them for info, that is. It'll save us some time and then we won't have to deal with them popping back up later.

>>1405473
At this point we're too close to death to risk anymore mercy.
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1405436
lets fix them witout killing do you now understand why they did this?
>>
Definitely apologize for what we're about to do.
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>>1405473
You see? This is what happens when you show mercy. You get crit fails!

>>1405478
Do you never fuckin' learn? We're not going to get anything useful from them! All they're going to do is scream!
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>>1405473
>>1405482
Anon. You can't roll twice, come on.
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>>1405482
DIPSHIT

THEY WONT BE FIXED

THEY WILL NOT WANT TO BE FIXED

THEY WILL BACKSTAB US ANYWAY

WE. MUST. KILL THEM!
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>>1405394
do you guys understand why they wanted revenge imagean that happened to a brother/sister best friend? look on that face!
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>>1405482
We can't fix them now, we're too close to death to make it happen. We can't do it later because then there'll be a bunch of goons on our as.

Also they're a bunch of goons for a guy who tried killing us, that's all they need to know.

>>1405485
We've got a chain to bind them, give them a minute to scream and if they keep at it then we snap their necks. Simple as that.

Originally I thought intimidate would be a separate type of roll for charisma, but apparently now.
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>>1405493
>keeps rolling even though he already rolled
listen here you sack o shit
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>>1405495
Give them a minute?! By then goddamn Buff Frog will be on our ass like white on rice! The best solution here that best prevents from the rest of the fucking castle from being alerted to us is to just kill them right now! For stealth reasons! The tiny bit of retarded information they have ain't worth having the army of Ludo's minions on our ass.
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why DO YOU ALL HAVE MURDER BONER AND DONT YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DID THIS LOOK ON THAT PARALYSED FACE! JUST KNOCK THEM OUT!!!!
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>>1405507
We gave Lobster two chances.

We're the Church of the Second Chance, not the Church of the Third Chance. He dies.
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>>1405507
Because then they'll be a problem later. They're working for a guy who has no qualms killing us and probably Luna by extension.
Plus they originally tried killing us anyways.
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>>1405507
>DO AS I SAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES EVEN THOUGH I BARELY HAVE AN ARGUMENT
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>>1405505
THINK WHAT YOU CAN ALSO DO THATS NOT KILING WE CAN JUST KNOCK THEM OUT
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1405436
>>1405436
>>1405436

A dice to decide...
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>>1405507
DON'T BE SOFT
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>>1405516
>>1405507
Nigga, calm down,jesus
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>>1405517
>>1405463
Oh hey, super success.
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>>1405463
BRETTY GUD!
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>>1405516
Nothing wrong with killing monsters who tried to kill us multiple times and took our Mummy away from us.
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>>1405517
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>>1405524
i do that so that they cant just ignore me and also its easyer to notice when i use caps lock
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>>1405517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQRBXd0xEa4
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>>1405516
Bro, knocking them out will just make them a problem later. They're the original lackeys invaded our homes, tried killing us, then informed Ludo, twice. They have no qualms with our situation considering they didn't do shit to keep us from the brink of death.
If we want allies, make it guys who haven't been a pain in our ass and nearly got us killed a few times by now.

>>1405536
Bro, no. That's not how you handle a discussion.
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>>1405530
would you murder a guy that did this >>1405394 to yout best friend? awnser
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>>1405517
>>1405538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
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>>1405542
They were gonna kill us even before we did that to them, and we did that to them in an attempt to save their life.
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>>1405536
>>1405542
Sod off and go back to /vg/'s undertale thread, Bleeding-Heart

>>1405517
KILL THEM
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>>1405542
>>1405553
And nearly sacrificed ourselves for saving the other guy's life too. They've been nothing but a pain in our backside to us in return.
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>>1405517
AS THE ROLLER OF THAT ROLL I WANT TO REMOVE LOBSTERS FROM PREMISE
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>>1405542
If he's going to try to kill me constantly and take our mother from us, I couldn't care less if he was taking care of his cancer riddled grandmother, he's a problem that needs to be dealt with beyond "Knocking him out." Just knocking him out got us into this damn situation to begin with.
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>>1405562
eggy murder boner fag is that in character?
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>>1405542
Boy, we tried twice to not kill them. It bit us in the ass both times.

I'm a moralfag and I think we tried hard enough with them.
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>>1405463
>>1405463

Twenty...fucking 5 total...

>>1405448
>27

>>1405459
>29

>>1405464
>30 FUCKING ONE

>>1405473
>Nat 1
>-2

Stop multi-rolling, friend

Either way. We have a Twenty Eight total...

>They scamper
>They scream
>They beg for mercy
>They beg YOU for mercy!?
>After you let them live?
>After you healed them the best you could?
>They came to your home
>They endangered your new life
>Your new friends
>Enough
>ENOUGH!

>"BE-"

Guess what I did the other day?
Counted the votes on Anon's theme music

https://youtu.be/hod0WtYE4SA

>"STILL!"
>Muscles warps into a spiked flesh-chain wrecking ball
>You mash it into Lobster claw's back
>He flies
>You wrap your flesh-beast arm around them both
>Lobsterclaws' thoughts assail you with pathetic pleas
>No more talking
>Not unless it's what you wanna hear
>"WHERE'S THE BOOK!"
>They both make friends with the TV
>Glass shatters across the room
>"WHERE."
>SMASH!
>"IS."
>CRASH!
>"MY."
>BRRACKER CRASSH!
>"BOOK!"
>You drag them close
>Lobsterclaws is drooling, whimpering and trying to squirm free
>Your eyes sear pink light into their pathetic faces
>"Where is my mama?"
>The voice was barely your own
>"Th-the book's with Ludo! He tried to use it when you were out! Please don't kill us!"
>"No..." Says a weak little voice.
>It's Man-Parts
>"Please. Kill me."
>You lock eyes with him.
>"I was going to end you. You tried to save me...and it's worse."
>Lobsterclaws, not realizing his perdicament tries to comfort the malformed monster
>"Man-parts you don't mean tha-"
>"This body hurts...you've ruined me. I was already barely a monster. Now I'm barely anything."
>He labors to breathe...

>Muscles crushes his chest
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>>1405576
>The Fungal-Autism NewFag calls others fags
Learn your place.
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>>1405588
No need to bring that up, anon. Simply the argument is enough.
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>>1405587
Lobster is all that's left.

Burn him.
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>>1405580
they are favorite characters and why does the only solution i hear KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLEGGYEGGYEGGYEGGYEGGYEGGYEGGYSKULLSKULLSKULLKILLKILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1405587
>could've used man parts for BfB
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>1405603
Bro. What the fuck.
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>>1405587
>"I gave you a third chance."

"Little did I know - and Muscles taught me this - : Cowards deserve no chances."
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>>1405603
Stop being a pussy, we already killed man...thing
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>>1405587
We get the book now, and end this once and for all
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>>1405587
GO FIND LUDO DONT LOSE MORE TIME!
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>>1405587
>>"Please. Kill me."
>>1405612
Aw man, this could've been real useful about now.
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>>1405603
>Favorite characters

If in the show, you got piss poor taste. If in the /quest/, you're delusional, which fits considering the nonsense you're posting and the minion bullshit you posted before.

>Why all the kill?

We gave them a chance. They gave us none. Why should we bother letting history repeat itself?
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>>1405587
FIND LUDO
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>>1405603
lobster tried to screw the devil, and he got caught
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>>1405587
Time to interrogate Mr. Lobster over here.
We need to find ludo.
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>>1405587
Got it! So, death to Lobster Claws and Man Arm! Off to slink back into darkness while other friends no doubt come to figure out what problem was!
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>>1405603
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>>1405587
Interrogate Claws. Then kill him.
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>>1405587
WHERE IS HE.
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>>1405587
spare lobster claw and apolagise for man-arm cry a little you where not better then dad
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>>1405587
>>1405602
Addition: interrogate him on Ludo's location.

Burn him to get the info. Let him boil in his shell
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>>1405587
Aw man. Now I feel like shit for Man Parts.
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>>1405640
What? We're doing this in self-defense. Dad just abused us because he was a dick.
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>>1405587
QM why did you kill him?
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>>1405587
Good, now snap Lobster face's neck and we move on to find Ludo.
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>>1405626
Supporting
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>>1405640
Self-defense and we TRIED to save him even when he explicitly said he was going to KILL us.
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>>1405650
Overwhelming consensus to kill him back during the interrogation vote, most likely.
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>>1405650
Because he wished for death.
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>>1405587
Oh shit, don't forget to grab some wereperson fat before we leave
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>>1405646
we killed his only and best friend we are worse then star
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>>1405587
We can save him... it'll take his near death and lobster's blood... or the blood of someone like him.
Promise to lobster we'll fix him if lobster drops by with him.


They're best friends. We can do it.
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>>1405670
just grab the whole body
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>>1405673
Pretty sure Man parts is ded now.
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>>1405673
We *could* do this.

After we find out where Ludo is, of course.
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>>1405672
But they tried indirectly and directly killing us multiple times? Even after we tried giving them mercy and hoping they'd go away? We don't have the luxury of mercy when we're at dire straits like this.
Star's got OP MC powers and stuff, she can do that.
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Lobster must be kill!
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>>1405673
Dude, we can't fucking save people like Man Parts with our powers! That's not our job description! That's too far gone for us. We can't do fatal wounds! Not without horrible mutations.
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Is to late to use Bfb,man parts is already death
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>>1405673
support do this
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>>1405650
Muscles GAINZ cannot be contained
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>>1405640
>>1405673
This isn't Star vs Evil reality where shit goes in their favor. This is Star vs Quest reality.

There's no fixing them.

There's no happy ending for either of them, no matter what we do.

Anon showed mercy before and was stabbed in the back for it. There's no reason for him to do it again.
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>>1405587

QUEST

PLEASE ADVICE
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>>1405684
but on the positive side he will final be monster this are the words "I was already barely a monster. Now I'm barely anything" he WILL finaly become a real monster
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>>1405587
Interrogate Lobster. Kill Lobster.
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Post F to pay respects to Man Arm
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>>1405713
F
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>>1405694
He wasn't because of what's happened to man parts.

We can fix this. If we pull it off, then we get allies. We'd have saved his best friend. Even evil can get behind a minion.

Especially if we tell him we need the book to even attempt it.
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>>1405694
why do you not try have you given up? F
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>>1405713
F.
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>>1405713
A Man Arm such as he deserves no respect. Not on the level the ones who sacrificed themselves for us get. No F for them. That'd be disrespectful to skelebro and Ron Butters.
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>>1405703
Lol. Why should we go through all the trouble to give him that when he's done nothing for us in return and we tried letting him be multiple times? We can't do so anyways, ain't got shit for something like this short of necromancy.

>>1405713
F. If only they'd keep away.
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>>1405703
Stop.

Just stop.

You will not get anywhere. They will die, and all you're doing is clogging the thread up.
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>>1405587
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
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>>1405713
F

On the one hand: Muscles should be ashamed of himself for killing the only possible chance at persuading with the other Monsters.

On the other hand: He did the right thing.
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>>1405719
think best minions THAT WILL HELP US SAVE MOM AND IF LOBSTER PUNCHED US AND WITHOUT THE CRICT ROLL WE WOULD BE DEAD
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>>1405713
F
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>>1405735
Wut. Are you saying that we only survived because we got lucky and not because of their support? That's even LESS of a reason to have them around then.
No, they aren't going to do that. Our charisma is shit and they're dumb muscle to even comprehend such notions.
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why do try to pay respects to Man Arm if you don try anything you heartless Mewnians
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>>1405744
Have you been following the thread any?

Or ever even watched the show?
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>>1405744
Its just a meme bro
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>>1405713
F
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you are all heartless ypu just whant a murder boner and act like eggy-murder-hobos
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>>1405744
>>1405748
>>1405758
He has been following the quest since the start if I recall. I think he's just seriously self-deluding himself into thinking we can make a perfect hero route.
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>>1405744
>why do try to pay respects to Man Arm if you don try anything you heartless Mewnians

>pay respects to Man Arm if you don try anything you heartless Mewnians

> if you don try anything you

>heartless Mewnians

>mewnians

They are mewggers not mewnians
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>>1405748
YES to both
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>>1405587
Interrogate lobster then kill him.

Possibly try to raise one from the dead.
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>>1405765
Have you ever had an 18th birthday?
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>>1405758
Anon, we showed them mercy before and they betrayed us. To show mercy now would be to ask for another backstabbing.

Do not show mercy to the rabid dog, put the dog down.
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>>1405761
we can do that becuse YOU NEVER TRY NEVER HOPE NEVER ACT WITH KINDNESS NEVER WITH ACT WITH MERCY AND GIVEN UP ALL HOPE anon is now even worse then star killing claws only friend claw is like anon in the start now
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>>1405782
Remain upset underage pacifistfag
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>>1405782
Dude you're blowing your ass out, chill.
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you all make me sick
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>>1405782
They took Mama
No survivors
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>>1405713
F
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>>1405782
Listen buddy, I voted mercy the first time and I'm not making that mistake again. Kill em all I say.
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why do we not even try?
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>>1405744
>>1405758
>>1405794
I think you're seriously being dense and throwing a tantrum at this point, anon. Now you're just being a dick to everyone.
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>>1405794
>being this ass blasted
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>>1405799
This. Yes.
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>>1405794
We aren't actually killing people, you know that, right?
Like, these are fictional characters. You know that, right?
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>>1405794
>you all make me sick

Nigga this is a quest of a childs cartoon on an anime image born, nothing matters here.
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>>1405794
It's cool that you have your own opinion how this situation should've been handled, I just hope you keep having with this quest.
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>>1405806
We did. We got fucked over three times now by doing that.
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>>1405807
Just ignore him.
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>>1405806
Try what, even?
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>>1405603
We tried to be merciful, they spit on our mercy.
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>>1405794
Same to you dump-fag, double-post fag, bleeding-heart fag, dick-up-ass-pacifist fag, fungi-fag, minion-dump fag, and whatever other title best describes your faggotry.
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>>1405816
>born
*board
haha i'm gay
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>>1405815
>TFW he plays Fallout and doesn't join the Slaver's Guild
>>
251 IMAGE LIMIT
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>image limit reached.
NO MORE PICTURES!?
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How will we posts our shitposts now?
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New thread laddies
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think why claw did this to us what we did to HIS ONLY friend. think beyond your memes and lust for blood
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>>1405833
>be me
>be anonkinfag
>stockpiling shitposts for next session
>have top quality shit
>image limit hit
fml
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>>1405851
Bro. You're not even listening to us at this point. Why should we?

>>1405822
Hm... Fair point.
>>
We are now on break!

Consider this this for the next hour.

1. How should a child respond to being attacked for his livelihood?

2. Can a hero still make mistakes?
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>>1405851
no
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>>1405854
POST YOUR Fs already, you DOUBLE MWEEGER.
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>>1405851
This anon is an autist but hes right.
Getting the book was his chance to save arm.

He we're arm's Last shot at life. Lobster figures that on some level. He may backstab us far in the future, but until his friend is saved we got him by the balls.
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>>1405858
1) That's a good question. Guess we'll have to ask Mommy about that.
2) Yes.
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>>1405867
Isn't Man-Parts already dead now? The update just said we crushed his chest. I don't think we can do anything unless we're up to necromancy.
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>>1405858
1. MAX POWER. if they die, so be it.
2.absolutely
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WE ARE NOW ON BREAK

For the next hour, consider this

1. How should one respond to being attacked for one's livlihood?

2. Can a hero still make mistakes?
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>>1405858
1) A child would call for a trustworthy and responsible adult to help. Anon has had none of those in his life, outside of public education.
Anon stopped being a child when his mother became a drug addict.
2)Of course, no one's perfect. But be careful, because you might find yourself drowning in your mistakes.
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>>1405858
1. They should defend themselves until their aggressor is no longer a threat, whether it's to unconsciousness or death. Unconsciousness is preferable, but not the only answer.

2. Of course! Whether we learn from them or not is the deciding factor, not whether or not we make them in the first place.
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>>1405858
1. A child would be frightened, or worse, go into death or fight mode. Anon's in that mode now.

2. Of course. Just like how we tried to show those two mercy at our house.
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>>1405867
he is our loyal minion till we fix arm completly if we heal him now with the blood spell using claws lifeforce he will serve us til we have fixed arm
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>>1405885
1. With full force. Your life is in your hands, and you must do all that you can to protect it.
2. Of course. Stories wouldn't be very interesting if they couldn't, now would they?
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>>1405858
wait.
you're not quest. IMPOSTOR
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>>1405898
You do realize Claws will just die if we do that, right? Life for life, unless Claws has twice the amount of lifeforce Arms does.
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>>1405879
Crushed not dead.

At this Point it's grappling him.he's not dead til quest says so.

And even muscles can appreciate hard blackmail that guarantees assistance.
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>>1405885
A child like Anon is a tough pit bull of a kid who's suffered his entire life, got something incredible which was suddenly snatched away. He'd keep fighting, and fighting, and fighting to get it back.

Yes, unfortunately.
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1. A child would call for a trustworthy and responsible adult to help. Anon has had none of those in his life, outside of public education.
Anon stopped being a child when his mother became a drug addict
2. the hero could be the real monster thinking its all actions are justefied
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>>1405858
>>1405885
>>1405875

>>1405893
I agree with this much more than mine.
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>>1405916
Anon's mom will find her way now that abusive piece of shit father is out of the way.
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>>1405885
No, since heroes don't exist just villians and people that are trying to get by.
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>>1405909
lets heal our self first with revived skellies and then with claw heal arm then we have leverage and we can have him do what ever we want like fighting monsters for us and finding mother
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>>1405925
mabye but she is still adicted
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>>1405885
1. It depends on the livelihood. If you're a bodyguard you'd expect it. Not so much for a hot dog peddler.

2. Yeah, the best heroes are often extremely flawed
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>>1405937
after we have saved arms life can use him for leverage against claw
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>>1405964
>after we have saved arms life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7KYmGnj40
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>>1405971
just crushed rib cage we have a fwe seconds to heal him and Qm have not sead that he is dead!
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>>1405998
After all the trouble we went through killing him, we are not going to make him suffer more by "saving him." That'd be sadistic.
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>>1406000
now you are all people with morals!
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>>1406000
Just ignore him. He'll stop blabbering if we stop giving him (you)s.
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>>1406006
We already tried saving him once and it only made him into something he'd rather die than keep on being.

The thing is Man Parts wants to die.
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>>1406013
Its to make an ally of lobster. The backstab makes sense considering what happened.

One more chance to make things right.
Promise if this don't work, we make man parts watch lobster suffer as he dies.
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>>1406023
I guess that could work.

What are the chances that Man parts would want to be a skeleton?
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>>1406023
No, we've given him enough chances. And because of it we nearly died and we've lost our Mother and BOOK!
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>>1406013
but we can fix him if we get back mother that lives in THE BOOK and try to give people good reasons to save him and then they are all what they call me a"moral fag"? i just get confused
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>>1406023
No. No more "peaceful" chances or attempts to ally him. Their chance to join us was gone LONG ago.
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>>1406023
finnaly someone that understand what i wanted and understands why they did it!
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>>1406023
Third time's the charm, I guess.
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>>1405858
Children throw tantrums
Children break things
Anon has already started the tantrum
It's time to start breaking
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>>1406037
we know.we heal arm with claw we use the now healed arm for leverage against claw we just need to say that we can fix him if we get the book back claw now obey us
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>>1406037
In their defense, we didn't threaten them.This time, we add the threat.

That if he don't listen, well animate his skeleton from inside or something horrible.
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>>1406072
and i meant man-parts or formaly known as man-arm
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I will be honest with you guys,this last 3 turns were a complete waste of time. Time we could have used dealing with the real threats of the castle. But fuck it, lets use our best rolls to kill two manchilds because they "betrayed" us.
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>>1406023
No, they had their second chance and used it to kill us. No more chances.
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>>1406090
we did not give a second to them? and you now should know why claw did it?
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>>1406089
Supposedly, the reason we wanted to bother them was because we wanted a chance at persuading these cowards into helping us.

Needless to say, we quickly learned that Cowards Cannot Be Trusted.
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>>1406107
>quickly
I'm really starting to doubt that.
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>>1406107
also people that you have mutated mutalated there ONLY and BEST friend
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>>1406115
well okay, so maaaybe not 'quickly'
But still; pretty fast.
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>>1405587
heal man parts with BfB with claw promis him that if you get back EVERYPART OF THE BOOK you can fix man-parts and transform him into a real monster
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is there a new tread? and good night its school in 3 hours
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>>1405885
>>1405858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
http://www.metalgearinformer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/MGSV-The-Phantom-Pain-E3-2014-Screen-5.jpg

1. Every person, no matter the age, has the right to protect their own livelihood. The question is how much force is used and the threat on itself.
Using excessive force against a threat that could had been easily subdued with easier methods is immoral. Continuing to use force against a threat that has already been subdued and incapacitated is immoral.
However, Anon wasn't in immediate threat from Lobster Claw and Man Parts. Even when they invaded his kitchen he put them down fairly easily.
Anon chose to confront Man Parts and Lobster Claws. They decided to flee. By all accounts he's the assailant in this specific confrontation even if he's been kidnapped and beat down. Of course, his life is still in danger while, and allowing them to escape could had easily mean the end of him. It is not an easy decision by any means.
Anon would be extremely conflicted in this situation considering how he's acted to these two in the past.

>>1405885
2. Hero is only a label that one applies to people they look up to and respect. Whether a hero can make mistakes is entirely up to the person who looks up to that hero.
Is there anyone who looks up to Anon as a hero? Would they think a hero can make mistakes?
Does Anon consider himself a hero? Does Anon think a hero can make mistakes?
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>>1406192
>Does Anon consider himself a hero? Does Anon think a hero can make mistakes?
Anon would most definitely not think of himself as a hero, I doubt anyone does either because nobody actually knows him. If he thinks they can is another story.
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NEW THREAD!

>>1406235




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