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>>1439364

Discord: https://discord.gg/BbzTura

Character Sheet(Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU
Character Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk

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In the depths of a bar known as the "Irriguus Deorsus", a small kobold is on his laptop in a corner, mixed between breaking down, being overwhelmingly drunk, and using the internet.
He takes a swig from a bottle of wine, which is already his fourth bottle.

His name is Revenaris, and he is not only drunk but also having a mid-life crisis.

He's lost in the underworld, drunk out of his mind, drinking strange wines which probably doesn't even come from grapes, and is very depressed over his lack of ability to just drink tea.
Of course, in order to calm himself, he's turned to drinking and using the kobold internet...

Now, of course, Revenaris has gotten into an internet argument over the best type of drink, and like many trivial arguments has made him quite angry. It's not too long before he gets fed up, and slams his laptop closed and goes out into the street.
He stumbles around, nearly falling over onto the marble road, but stumbles along...

What do anons want to do?

>Be the drunk, low self-esteem Revenaris, and most likely fail at more things.
>Go back to being Elizabeth.
>Go back to being Renexizious.
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>>1459705
>Be the drunk, low self-esteem Revenaris, and most likely fail at more things.
He can be at least somewhat redeemed right now
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Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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You are remaining as Revenaris...

Now, where did you decide to go anons?

>You found a recruiter for the Kobold Legion... It seemed pretty nice honestly...
>...You found an apartment to crash in and sleep off your hangover.
>You stumbled out of the city deeper into the caverns.
>You somehow found yourself at a party of high nobility?
>You ended up in a park, and began to browse the internet while drunk.
>You decided to try and redeem yourself, and go and try and see Wu again before she left.
>Write-In
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>>1459874
>You found a recruiter for the Kobold Legion... It seemed pretty nice honestly...
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>>1459874
>>You found a recruiter for the Kobold Legion... It seemed pretty nice honestly...
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You erm...

You accidently signed up for the kobold legion.

This is going to be great.
Absolutely great.

Goddamn it why is your life misery.

You get put into a recruitment office, and are told to sign out a sheet...

What do anons want to apply for?

>...Apply to the Tunnel Legion. (AKA: Imperial Guard Simulator. High chance to be noticed if you do survive.)
>Apply to be part of the rank and file. (Normal.)
>Apply to join the officer cadets. (Costs 3500 Denarii, and you'll be more easily noticed. Though you'll have to go through officer schooling...)
>Apply to join the Armored Divisions. (Harder to notice, but very good survivability.)
>Apply to join the Elite Divisions. (Easy to notice, good survivability... But you'll have to get commendations first.)
>Apply to join the Explorates. (Very easy to get noticed at... But survivability is very questionable.)
>Oh god what are you doing, refuse.
>Try to tell them that your a dragon?
>Ask questions on what these divisions do?
>Write-In
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>>1459991
>Ask questions on what these divisions do?
How money denarii todo we have left!
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>>1459996
10,000
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>>1459996
Also, if you want to ask a question about a division, please be more specific.
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>>1459991
>>Apply to join the Explorates. (Very easy to get noticed at... But survivability is very questionable.)
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>>1460045
Ask about the armored division and Explorates
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The Armored Division.

The Armored Division is divided up into three parts...

Equites: The Equite Armored Division is primarily light tanks, piloting the I1T7 Basil Light Tank, which is armed with a 120mm main cannon, and gauss coaxial gun, and a Gauss machine gun turret.

Contarii: The Contarii are the medium tank division, and drive the NWZ37 Caesar. The main cannon is in fact, split up into two barrels allowing for two 140mm cannons to be fired at once, and is typically used in a bombardment role. It lacks any infantry countermeasures.

Catafractarii: The Catafractarii Division is a Super-Heavy Tank divison, and has the extremely powerful A9-5 Imperator. The tank itself has a huge, 200mm Gauss cannon, along with two gauss machine guns in the front, another two on the sides, and comes equipped with a flamethrower on the front.

These are standard-issue tanks, by the way.

Anyways, the Explorates typically adventurer out into unknown regions or scout for enemies, and otherwise take a sniper approach to combat, or a ambusher role.
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I'm voting for the armored division
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>>1459991
>Apply to join the Armored Divisions. (Harder to notice, but very good survivability.)
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You sign up for the Armored Division.

Now, choose a unit to apply for...

>Equite. (Light Tank.)
>Contarii. (Medium Tank. Costs 2000 Denarii to apply for.)
>Catafractarii (Super-Heavy Tank. Costs 5000 Denarii to apply for.)
>...Sign up for the Sagittarii. (Self-Propelled Gun/Armor Destroyer. Fires a fixed 250mm cannon, has only a gauss machinegun in the front, and is meant for destroying heavy armor and fortifications. However, the tank's fatal weakness is that it gets extremely hot after firing, and requires the top to be open to avoid practically melting the crew.)
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>>1460227
>Equite. (Light Tank.)
The contarii sounds good but the lack of anti infantry sounds like a pretty big drawback
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Equite Tank it is.

Of course, after you sign up for the Equite Class, you of course, get hauled off to boot camp and put on the nearest train going to it...

Do anons want to continue as Revenaris? Keep in mind, the training time for this is about three months, give or take.

Actions

>Continue as Revenaris. (You'll go through the introduction to boot camp, that sort of thing. This isn't very important at all.)
>Be Renexizious!
>Be Elizabeth!
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>>1460306
>Be Renexizious!
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Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You have narrowly, narrowly escaped your mother's lair after nearly five hours of being coddled. If you weren't such a loving son, you'd have a problem.

Either way, you've gone back to the kobolds...

The shrine/monastary has been completed... There's about three rooms you need to fill up.

What should you put in the monastary?

Choose three. (Because you have three rooms to fill up.)

>Make a library in one of the rooms. (Allows you to store books, and tablets.)
>Create a dormitory. (Your kobolds can become monks. Or nuns, if you so wish. This will increase the power of the church and religion, but in order to actually create monks or nuns, you need a holy text for them to live by. Monks can also act as missionaries, stewards, or whatever you deem to be a "holy task".)
>Infirmary. (Allows your monks to act as doctors and surgeons.)
>Prison (You can arrest kobolds in here, or other prisoners. This won't be counted as part of the monastary.)
>Armory. (Your monks can act as crusaders/warrior monks, if you so desired, or you can make it a secondary room for a personal guard.)
>Workshop (Your monks can act as artisans and crafters.)
>Smithy (Your monks can act as blacksmiths.)
>Cemetary (Create a place to properly take care of the dead. This will increase the kobold's respect for you, and help prevent disease and famine.)
>Nursery. (The monks will take care of children the kobolds have, and educate them.)
>Bakehouse (Your monks can act as bakers to help feed the population.)
>Almonry (Your monks will collect "alms" from the population, if you have a church. This will be added to your income.)
>Church (Upgrade the shrine to a proper church, with a monk in charge of sermons.)
>Write-In
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>>1460377
>Make a library in one of the rooms. (Allows you to store books, and tablets.)
>Cemetary (Create a place to properly take care of the dead. This will increase the kobold's respect for you, and help prevent disease and famine.)
>Create a dormitory. (Your kobolds can become monks. Or nuns, if you so wish. This will increase the power of the church and religion, but in order to actually create monks or nuns, you need a holy text for them to live by. Monks can also act as missionaries, stewards, or whatever you deem to be a "holy task".)
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>>1460377
>Make a library in one of the rooms. (Allows you to store books, and tablets.)
>Cemetary (Create a place to properly take care of the dead. This will increase the kobold's respect for you, and help prevent disease and famine.)
>Create a dormitory. (Your kobolds can become monks. Or nuns, if you so wish. This will increase the power of the church and religion, but in order to actually create monks or nuns, you need a holy text for them to live by. Monks can also act as missionaries, stewards, or whatever you deem to be a "holy task".)
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You of course, order a library, cemetery, and dorm to be made.

Should the dorm be for monks or nuns?

>Monks.
>Nuns.
>...Who cares? Monks AND Nuns. (May lead to... Unchastity among them. Bad if you want your monks/nuns dedicated to working, good if you don't care too much about their productivity.)
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>>1460457
>Monks
We can eventually make a separate section or even monastery just for nuns
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You go with the classic. Monks.

Now of course, choose from the following...


Chasity. (Anything above Limited means monks cannot inherit land or titles.)

>None. (Monks may freely womanize, etc. Decreases productivity.)
>Limited. (Monks may only marry.)
>Normal. (Monks cannot marry. Increases productivity.)
>Strict. (Monks are secluded from all female contact. Severely increases productivity.)
>Write-in
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>>1460541
>Strict. (Monks are secluded from all female contact. Severely increases productivity.)
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>>1460541
>Limited. (Monks may only marry.)
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Switching to Normal
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Normal.
2=Limited
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Normal it is.

Now of course, what should your monks write that should be put into the monastary's library?

Keep in mind, these are currently all hand-written on tablets, meaning it'll take a very long time to even make one.

>Theological tablets. (Makes your church more powerful, but you may suffer from heresy in the future.)
>Educational tablets. (Try to educate your populace.)
>Short stories? (Can be sold. Helps your culture.)
>How about tales about how awesome their god-king is? (...May lead to a bit of a cult of personality, children asking you if you really did that stuff... Yeah.)
>Write-In
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>>1460664
>>1460664
>Theological tablets. (Makes your church more powerful, but you may suffer from heresy in the future.)
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>>1460664
>Educational tablets. (Try to educate your populace.)

The church was the guardian of knowledge in europe and they did a pretty good job. Let us follow their example.


>>1460703
That will potentially result in heresy. I am not having a orthodox-catholic split in our religion.
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>>1460727
>The church was the guardian of knowledge in europe and they did a pretty good job
I slightly disagree with that statement but I'll agree to educational tablets
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By the way, since you are sort of a "god king" you can combine the tales about how awesome you are with theological tablets.
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>>1460747
Well, consider that monks spent years writing out copies of the greek writings and old roman texts. Admittedly they purposefully avoided doing so for certain texts that the church disliked but that is to be expected.
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>>1460760
>Admittedly they purposefully avoided doing so for certain texts that the church disliked but that is to be expected.
That's what I had in mind. Texts like "Against the Galilaeans" were mostly destroyed with only tidbits remaining because they were the weakest points and ones that the church tried to use to refute the authors.
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Educational Tablets it is.

What do you want to educate kobolds towards?

Choose one.

>Ethics. (Such as "don't be afraid to kill home intruders because they violated the NAP", basically try to educate your kobold what's right and what's wrong.)
>General Knowledge. (Practical knowledge for kids. This will tend to make kobold children more educated and less troublesome.)
>Educational Religion. (Teach people about how religion works... A little bit of a mix between Theological and Educational.)
>Craftsman Texts (Teach would-be craftsman about proper procedures in crafting... Helps productivity.)
>Write-in
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>>1460788
>General Knowledge. (Practical knowledge for kids. This will tend to make kobold children more educated and less troublesome.)
>Craftsman Texts (Teach would-be craftsman about proper procedures in crafting... Helps productivity.)
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>>1460788
>Ethics. (Such as "don't be afraid to kill home intruders because they violated the NAP", basically try to educate your kobold what's right and what's wrong.)
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=General Knowledge/Craftsman Texts
2=Ethics
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You of course, gravitate towards general knowledge and getting better craftsman.

With that done...

Food: Good
Materials: Cobalt, Stone, Pyrite, Copper.
Population: 84 (+4 new births! +10 from immigrants!)
Housing: Great!
Sanitation: Above Average
Security: Concerned
Church Power: Low
Loyalty: Absolute
Garrison: 6 crossbowbolds

What do anons want to do?

>Try to address a problem!
>Construct a building!
>Try to get more kobolds to immigrate!
>...Your mom did say she was leaving a few of her kobolds behind... Maybe you can take them in! (Gain anywhere from 50 to 150 kobolds.)
>Leave. Your kobolds are prospering.
>Try to introduce new technology to the kobolds?
>Look into making your lair better...
>Write-In
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>>1460910
>...Your mom did say she was leaving a few of her kobolds behind... Maybe you can take them in! (Gain anywhere from 50 to 150 kobolds.)
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>>1460910
>...Your mom did say she was leaving a few of her kobolds behind... Maybe you can take them in! (Gain anywhere from 50 to 150 kobolds.)
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You of course, decide to get some more population...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well your recruitment drive at your mom's lair goes.

+3 if you can list the benefits of coming with you?
+2 if you can of course, mention the ample shelter and provisions your settlement has!
+1 if you can of course, talk about how your wife absolutely adores them, and will treat them far better then your mother! (+1 if you can of course, then mention how great your mom is.)
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1460982
Join Matera, realm of Renexizious today. Garutneed 500% less lashing than the realm of Karesteina.
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1460982
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Anyone want to do the last roll or do the bonuses?

Giving ten more minutes anons.
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1460982
Benefits: not having to find your own place in the world in a region filled with bandits. A roof over your head, food and clean water.
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Anons will get about 90 kobolds. Do you want to do the rest of the bonuses and get about 130?
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Continuing.

10+8=18

You get about 90 kobolds, and you take them back to the lair...

Once you get back, they seem to gravitate towards a variety of clans...

Your population is now 174

There is some concern about food now.
Some of the old kobolds dislike the immigrants you've brought, and seem to think there's too many "new bloods"
There is a lack of housing now.

Just saying, we might want to get home soon, Ren.

What do anons?

>Deal with food.
>Deal with lack of housing.
>Deal with the tribal kobolds disliking the new ones!
>Ignore it, and leave...
>Write-In
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>>1461211

>Deal with the tribal kobolds disliking the new ones!

Before we go, just so there isn't a....civil war? Race war? Which would it be?
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>>1461211
>Deal with the tribal kobolds disliking the new ones!

>>1461249
A tribe war?
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You decide to deal with the tribal kobolds not liking the new ones...

What should you do?

>Set up a new clan for the new kobolds?
>Try to appeal to draconic supremacy as a uniting factor?
>...Just casually mention who got them out of the stone age. Yeah.
>Talk about what your mom is like? Maybe they'll accept them as refugees or something...
>Use religion? Keep in mind, these new kobolds still need to be converted...
>Write-In for ideas.
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>>1461276
>Set up a new clan for the new kobolds?
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You, of course, decide to set up a new clan... It's of course, a little-secluded off, but eventually, the kobolds call themselves the Commonhunter guild... Now of course, you've spent a few days over here, and the kobolds can manage themselves...

Should you leave? Or stay for more...

>Stay. Your kobolds need to be sorted out... (Bad things might happen if you stay here too long.)
>...Head back home.
>Write-In
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>>1461321
>...Head back home.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

You decide to head back home...

Luckily, when you fly back to the portal, it seems to be open. You go through the portal, and begin to fly homeward... Man, it's nice to be in cold weather again.

Anyways, ignore my roll.
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When you get back to your palace, you can't help but stretch and yawn... It's quite tiring ruling over kobolds.

You however, go inside to your lair, and that's when you run into Vasura... She's just standing outside your door.

"Ren?"

"Oh, hi. I um... What are you doing?"

"...Hi. I'm erh... I was waiitng for you. For two days. Straight."

"...I'm flattered?"

"Well, long story short, Elizabeth gave birth an hour or two ago after she had dinner... You have eight kids by the way, they're in the gardens..."

"Wait... Already?"

"...Well, I guess. I don't know why they came so soon. Anyways, I have a problem..."

"What?"

"I only have three weeks left, Ren. Until I become a daemonette again, and I don't want that, alright?"

"...Why?"

"...Because then I get sent back to HER... Or it, or whatever... I'm not exactly wanting to do that, Ren."

"Erm..."

"Listen, unless you want me to be trapped as a daemonette, I NEED you to get Venus her followers. She can't keep me like this or else she'll run out of power."

Vasura seems very, very panicked.

"I understand..."

"Listen... How many followers did you get? Every single one helps!"

Actions

>...I erm... I got you... Well... So far one that I know of...
>...I got you tons, don't worry... (Lie)
>...Listen, your practically in the clear. (Lie)
>...I um... Listen.... I kind of forgot...
>Write-In
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>>1461519
>...I um... Listen.... I kind of forgot...
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"I um... Listen... I kind of forgot."

She seems... Well, upset, shocked, and appaled.

"W-what?! HOW IN THE BLOODY WARP DID YOU FORGET THIS?!"

She seems also, very, very scary.

"L-listen, I erm..."

She takes a deep, deep breath.

"...I'm... I'm not going to deal with this. How many did you get?"

"...Erm..."

Actions

>...Just one.
>...I'm sorry?
>...Don't raise your voice at me.
>Erm... Give her a hug?
>Write-In
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>>1461545
>...Just one.
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>>1461519
>Write-In
"Converting Europeans is a fucking hellish experience. They are all either certain in their faiths or atheists. Then there is the fact I can't actually do anything big like declaring national holidays in her name without people questioning my religion and then by extension my rule.

I've declared a few things and sown seeds of conversion. If the matter is purely of her not having enough divine energy to sustain you in her service, I can think of a far quicker and easier solutions.

Don't suppose I could just sacrifice 12 million in gold and jewels to her to get a bit longer to convert people? I think I'll take advantage of that Italian roman revivalist movement and get a fair few but we will have to see."
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>>1461551
This
also offer to get her a pet.
Like a cat in the meantime
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>>1461627
I don't think getting her a cat will make up for us kinda forgetting to do the thing that will protect her from the evil rape goddess.
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"Listen... I just have one. But listen more, converting Europeans is a fucking hellish experience. They are all either certain in their faiths or atheists. Then there is the fact I can't actually do anything big like declaring national holidays in her name without people questioning my religion and then by extension my rule.
I've declared a few things and sown seeds of conversion. If the matter is purely of her not having enough divine energy to sustain you in her service, I can think of far quicker and easier solutions.
But really, do you suppose I could just sacrifice 12 million in gold and jewels to her to get a bit longer to convert people? I think I'll take advantage of that Italian roman revivalist movement and get a fair few but we will have to see."


She sighs.

"Listen, unless you can give Venus a large surge of divine power, I'm done. I'll be back in the warp, and I would of completely forgotten all about this. But please... I beg you, do this."

"...I know how much this means to you. I'll try to get this done."

"Thank you... I'll remind you in case you forget again. This is ESSENTIAL, alright?"

"I got it... Do you have any ideas on how to... Well, prolong?"

"...Every conversion you do increase the amount of time. A hundred people should mean a week, and you just need a thousand for me to stay like this."

"I understand."

"...Anyways... I'm getting whatever it is you mortals call sleep, and I'm not waking up until I'm refreshed. You better get those followers."

"Got it... Night."

She sighs and walks off, very disappointed in trusting you.

Vasura's trust in you has decreased.

You go inside, and begin to head up the stairs to bed...

The light is still on, which means Elizabeth's still awake... You of course, open the door, and right as soon as you enter, you see Elizabeth look at you with a big, perfect smile, which is absolutely reward-winning in your book.

"Oh, Ren? Is that you?"

"Yeah. Sure is."

"Great. I missed you... Oh, and also, do you mind if I'm reading that Nietzche book?"

"Oh, no, not really."

She doesn't seem to be... Very maternal. She just seems... She seems to be normal, actually.

You get into bed beside her, and erm...
The second thing you notice is the um...

Wow.

"Ren? What are you looking at?"

"Oh um... Your... Bra. It's a bit loose."

She sighs.

"I'm waiting for a new one..."

"Did they gr-"

"Yes, I'll have you know. And it's time we start practicing some common courtsey around this house. You won't believe the absolutely dreadful manners I've been treated with by yo-

Ah. She's back to normal.

You can't help but make out with her.

"O-oh... Erm... Ren? Your being a bit... Well."

"Shut up and kiss me."

You make out for quite a while...
Continued!
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After that, your done kissing.

"W-wow... You erm... You haven't kissed me like that for..."

"Yeah... I just missed you."

"Oh... Yeah... I erm... I missed you too, Ren. Anyways... I erm... I'm trying to be less parental, if you couldn't tell."

"Oh yeah, I can already tell."

"Great... Um... How?"

"Because it used to be every night you had somesort of children's book on the nightstand."

"Oh... I um, yeah. I put that in their room."

"Great."

"Yeah..."

You kind of cuddle with her.

"...Renexizious? Could you be a dear and do something?"

"What?"

"...I just want you to talk to me for a while. I missed that."

"...You missed me talking to you?"

"...We don't do it a lot since we're both busy, and I just want to hear your voice, have you cuddle with me, and I just want to talk."

"Do you want to talk?"

"...No, I want to listen, Ren... Alright, that sounded a bit strange... But this is the first night I'm with you that I haven't cared about the kids or anything like that, and I feel like I've been putting them ahead of you... Which in my catagory, feels like domestic abuse with a husband like you."

She cuddles tighter to you.

"...So just talk to me, please."

Actions

>...I erm... I don't have anything to talk about though, Liz...
>...So... Hey. Where's Chrysoula at?
>..You are being really, really strange Elizabeth.
>...I fucking love this. Thank you for caring about me, Elizabeth.
>...You know, we could talk in... Other ways.
>...I erm... Well... Come up with something to talk about with her? (Write-in)
>Write-In
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>>1461738
>...I fucking love this. Thank you for caring about me, Elizabeth.
>...I erm... Well... Come up with something to talk about with her? (Write-in)
Just the usual adventuring with stuff like sacking some villages, looting some loot etc.

No matter what do not mention Chrysoula right now. Ren should find that out in the morning.
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>>1461764
So I hope you are aware just how much time and money I am going to pour into medical treatments in the next 3-4 threads.
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>>1461778
Please say it'll be 0$ and like one post because of necromancy
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>>1461821
Bitch, I am going to revolutionise science, medicine and wound treatment while paying for a permanent staff of the worlds best doctors and nurses along with physical recovery experts. Funding entire studies into the treatment of her kinds of injuries and making a replacement eye.


Everything from enchanted low-g recovery suites, back support frames, stem cell repairs to mutagen enhancements for superior resilient backs based off a species of shrew.
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>>1461881
What about just using regeneration magic?
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"You know, I fucking love this. You caring about me, not the kids as much... Anyways... I did the normal looting stuff... Raided a few villages, pillaged some towns..."

She sighs, a bit disappointed... But rather chastize you about not being "nicer" she instead, furiously makes out with you. You are... Surprised to say the least.

"Ren, normally I'd tell you to knock it off, but honestly, so long as you aren't blowing up cities here or anything like that, I think it's a small price to pay."

"Erm... Thanks?"

"...Yeah... I'm completely gone looney, but I'm honestly used to this by now."

"Me raiding, enslaving..."

"...Well, I find it a bit endearing, getting slaves for the two of us..."

"So you can stay in the kitchen and make sa-"

"Nope. Not even doing that."

"...But you always did that?"

"...I'm trying to find myself, I guess... I'm only doing it to the kids. Or the erm... The kobolds."

"...Why the kobolds?"

"...Ren, as much as I hate to admit it... They're as adorable as a pug or a corgi, to me."

"...Why?"

"They're tiny, harmless, the way they waddle... I erm... They really do remind me pugs."

That explains a bit.

"So... What are you doing instead?"

"Well... More time to myself, and more time with you... Also because it's a fools errand to even do that. Too many slaves..."

"I know, right?"

She tightens her hug around you.

"...But really, next time you get slaves, get me someone trustworthy. Someone to watch the kids or eggs or something..."

"Right. I'll write it down. Get a baby sitter."

"Yeah... Oh... Hey. You know, I've been thinking..."

"What?"

"...Well... I was thinking... Maybe we should go on vacation or something."

"Vacation?"

"Just the two of us. On a grand adventure, to get loot, slaves, respect, land... Something like that."

She cuddles even harder, her breasts slightly going up to your face...

"...I think it'd be fun, you know, get some aggression out, meet some new people, cuddle intensely with my husband at night... Oh, and use that snake form..."

"The..."

"You won't believe how great it is, really... Honestly, I'd love to go on an vacation with you sometime, just so we can bond and... Well... Do things we haven't done. Like hang out. A lot."

She sighs.

"...That sounded terribly... Well, crude. But I really want to make up my overbearing mother act by acting genuine. By acting as a good wife... And none of that hossy-tossy "stay in the kitchen"... Though a bit of that too, at times..."

Actions

>...Liz, I think your trying to make this up a bit too much.
>...So what your saying is that you want to go raid with me to get some aggression out, hm?
>...A vacation would sound amazing... Just um... I'd prefer to not be constricted in my sleep.
>...A vacation would be splendid.
>...I don't know, I'm really busy...
>Let's consider it soon, hm?
>I love you too.
>Write-In
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>>1461895
If that is sufficient to fully restore her from her injuries, sure. However I doubt it will be so easy.
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>>1461901
>I love you too.
>Let's consider it soon, hm?
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>>1461901
>...So what your saying is that you want to go raid with me to get some aggression out, hm?
>I love you too.

>>1461903
I'm generally in favor of magic in many situations just because it's fuckigns magic and you ain't got to explain or study shit. It sure as hell sounds a lot cheaper than all the research you mentioned.

I also think terraforming the moon via magic is more viable option than with traditional science.
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>>1461931
Science is better as it can be done in larger numbers as a general rule, as only a certain percentage of the population can do magic without mutagen intervention.

Also, terraforming the moon is a waste of resources, just make domes.
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"So what your saying is that you want to go on a raid soon to let out some aggression?"

"...Sure. But so long as I don't have to kill people. I'm quite alright with enslaving them though... We'll split the money fifty fifty though."

"...Fifty-fifty?"

"...Your side of the bed, and my side of the bed. I for one, would adore having golden blankets."

"...I would too, actually."

She smiles fondly.

"Sounds great."

"Yeah... I erm... Well. I love you too."

"I do too."

She kisses you, and cuddles up to you... Rather then making you cuddle up to her.

"...Can you erm... Turn off the light?"

"Sure."

You turn off the light and go to sleep with her under your arm...

Elizabeth has upgraded!

Choose an upgrade for Elizabeth!

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation!
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>>1461970
>Stable Mutation
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>>1461970
>Stable Mutation
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Choose one anons.

>Sharp Claws. (Elizabeth's claws can cut through multiple opponents!)
>Elongated Ears. (Elizabeth's hearing becomes much better, and she can hear through walls! Do note, that in all her humaonid forms it will appear that she has elven ears, or at least something akin to that!)
>Instant Transform! (Elizabeth can transform instantly! This can be used at times to avoid attacks!)
>Weak Pheromones. (Elizabeth gains a very weak version of Renexizious's pheromones.)
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>>1462024
>Instant Transform! (Elizabeth can transform instantly! This can be used at times to avoid attacks!)
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>>1462024
>Always Elf Liz
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Elizabeth can now transform instantly.

After this, you wake up, and find a rather nice breakfast put out to you by Elizabeth.

Along with a note.

Love you!

How sweet...

You however, hear the TV on downstairs, and you can't help but look and see Elizabeth comfortably watching it, feet on the couch, lazily having her hands behind her head, and of course, eating popcorn. She seems to be taking time for herself.

What do anons?

>...Eat breakfast down with her? She'd be great. (Bond with Elizabeth a bit, since she's trying to have time for herself.)
>...Wait. Where's... Where's Chrysoula? She hasn't left already, has she?
>Just eat breakfast and get ready for work. You have things to do.
>Write-In
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>>1462159
>...Eat breakfast down with her? She'd be great. (Bond with Elizabeth a bit, since she's trying to have time for herself.)

While proselytizing for Venus and gaining medical knowledge for Chrysoula are our most immediate concerns, I think we should remember that cave in Croatia near that burnt village
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You of course, go down to eat breakfast with Elizabeth.

She seems very glad for the company.

"So, how was sleeping?"

"It was great... Especially with you."

"Yeah... Erm... Do you want me to move my leg?"

"Yes please."

You sit down next to her, and she puts her legs on the floor.

"So, what are you watching?"

"Just a documentary about Australian wild-life."

"Oh... That's interesting."

"Yeah... Terribly boring though. Anyways, I was going to go out later."

"...Why?"

"...It erm... It occured to me that I um... I don't exactly have any friends here."

"In Sweden?"

"Besides my... Newly adopted sister..."

"...Who?"

"I um... Well... I'll tell you later, ok?"

"Oh."

"...But really, I'm erm... I'm going to go to a cafe and try to make friends... It should be... Interesting. I'm still trying to decide what form to go in... What do you think I look good in?"

Actions

>Elizabeth, you know who you should befriend? Frankizka.
>I don't know... I prefer you here...
>...You've been here for two years and you haven't gotten a single friend.
>...You adopted someone as your sister?
>Tell Elizabeth what her best form is? (Besides dragon, of course. She'll appreciate your honesty and helpfulness.)
>Write-In
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>>1462232
>Tell Elizabeth what her best form is? (Besides dragon, of course. She'll appreciate your honesty and helpfulness.)
Elf is the best. This is completely objective and universally accepted
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>>1462232
>Tell Elizabeth what her best form is? (Besides dragon, of course. She'll appreciate your honesty and helpfulness.)
Yuan-ti
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Waiting ten more minutes anons. Feel free to argue.
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Friendly reminder that Elven supremacy is the only truth
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>>1462321
>Elven supremacy
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"Well erm... I think your elf and yuan-ti form are your best."

"Well... That narrows it down. What do you like about them, then?"

Actions

>Well, you're very slim in them...
>...You're smaller than me, and far more adorable...
>Um... They help you... Stand out?
>Because you look smoking hot.
>...I um... Reasons. That aren't related to constricting.
>Write-In
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>>1462443
>Well, you're very slim in them...
>Um... They help you... Stand out?
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>>1462443
>...You're smaller than me, and far more adorable...
>...I um... Reasons. That aren't related to constricting.
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>>1462443
>Well, you're very slim in them...
>...You're smaller than me, and far more adorable...
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"Well, your very slim in them... It um... Helps you stand out... Your also smaller then me, and far more adorable... Not to mention that um... Your constricting thing is really cute."

"...Great... Well, nice to know what form you like."

"Yeah... Then again, I'm a bit biased..."

"...Wait... Do you like my... Do you like the yuan-ti form because I pretend to be like one of those western gunslingers when I'm bored and alone?"

"What?" You um... You actually didn't know that.

"...I erh... Nevermind... You didn't hear that." She seems a bit embarrassed now, accidentally leaking that knowledge to you.

Actions

>...Oh yes I did. Did you just say you pretend to be a gunslinger?
>...You like guns? Why didn't I hear of this sooner?
>...That's just plain out adorable.
>...Why do you do that?
>...Now I have to know. What else do you in your other forms?
>I didn't hear anything. I swear.
>...Embarrass her further.
>Write-in
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>>1462522
>...Oh yes I did. Did you just say you pretend to be a gunslinger?
>...Now I have to know. What else do you in your other forms?
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>>1462522
>...Oh yes I did. Did you just say you pretend to be a gunslinger?
>...Now I have to know. What else do you in your other forms?
>...That's just plain out adorable.
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"...Oh yes I did. Did you just say you pretended to be a western gunslinger?"

"No, I didn't. I did not say that."

"That's adorable! What else do you do in your other forms."

She's blushing and puts a pillow over her head.

"I don't do anything. Stop asking."

Actions

>...Your denial is cute. Extremely so...
>...I should really go...
>...Come on, I'm your husband. And I find these things cute.
>...Slap her ass. Why not?
>...Tell her all the things that make her cute in her yuan-ti form and elf form. Embarrassing ones too.
>Threaten to embarrass her until she tells you everything.
>Write-in
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>>1462646
>...Your denial is cute. Extremely so...
>...I should really go...
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>>1462646
>...Your denial is cute. Extremely so...
>Write-in
"Come with me, come on. We are flying to america, to Texas and I am buying a cowboy hat for you. I am buy ten of them just to make sure you can always be the most adorable cowgirlsnek."
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'Your denial is really cute, and I am ordering a cowgirl hat for you. I'll even buy ten, just so you can be the most adorable cowgirl snake."

"...Don't say that around Chrysoula, ok? And I'll have you know, I have SOME decency."

"Really? Well, what else do you do in your other forms."

She sighs.

"...If you stop talking about this, I'll tell you what I do in ONE other forum."

"...Really?"

"...Just agree to never talk about this."

Actions

>...Fine. I'm curious... What do you do in... (Choose a form your curious Elizabeth's hobbies are.)
>...I don't want to know, and I don't care.
>...I was just going anyways.
>Write-In
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>>1462783
>...Fine. I'm curious... What do you do in... (Choose a form your curious Elizabeth's hobbies are.)

Kobold if she uses it, if not then half-dragon.
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>>1462802
What about Dwarf instead of Half-Dragon. I feel like she does some kinky shit like play the bagpipes while a Dwarf.
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She doesn't use dwarf form too much anons.
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>>1462816
Never mind then. Just ask about Kobold.
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"So... What do you do in your kobold form?"

"...W-what?"

"Kobold form. Now."

"I-I erm..."

"Come on."

She sighs.

"...Are you sure?"

Actions

>...Yes, I do want to know.
>...Please? I'm your husband after all.
>...I'lll tell you something embarrassing about me then.
>Just saying, your cheeks are getting red hot.
>Nevermind...
>Wrtie-in
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>>1462861
>...I'lll tell you something embarrassing about me then.
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>>1462861
>...I'lll tell you something embarrassing about me then.
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"Listen... Then I'll tell you something embarrassing about myself."

"Fine... What?"

For this anons, you'll have to make up something Renexizious does that is embarrassing in one of his forms. Also, I'm going to get dinner really fast.
Elizabeth will also tell you a second embarrassing secret for this.

>Actually, nevermind.
>Come up with something embarrassing. (Write-In)
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>>1462912
>tfw Ren does so many things that might be considered weird but it's normalized
This may take a while
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Also, you can completely make it up. Though it will be a "character trait" keep in mind.
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>>1462912
>Come up with something embarrassing. (Write-In)

We talk in a Scottish accent as a dwarf.
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>>1462970
That's just par for the course. Even Elizabeth does that.
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>>1462912
As a Dwarf we braid and groom our beard in needlessly complex ways. It's to the point that we try to treat our beard as a valued piece of art that requires constant care. It's like an obsession

>>1462994
Better?
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>>1463018
Yeah.

"Well... I braid and groom my beard in my dwarf form in... Needlesly complex ways... It's kind of an obsession of mine."

"Oh... Well erm... On the topic of midgets... I kind of in my kobold form... Well... I kind of... God, don't tell this to anyone. I swear to God."

"...What do you do?"

She sighs.

"...I erm... I kind of... Well... I take a lantern... I hide under the blankets, cover myself in plenty of gold, get a good book... And just read..."

"...Um... That's n-"

"Not done... Then I kind of... Well... Then once I'm bored I kind of pretend to be the main character if I like the book, like in The Odyssey..."

"...You pretend to be characters in your kobold form."

"...That's kind of why the blankets are dirty and rumpled when you get back, yes... I erm... It's tiring."

"Oh."

"...One time Chrysoula joined in in the middle of it. She kind of walked in on this... And I was kind of pretending to be Robin Hood... She offered to be Little John. And also the Sherrif of Nottingham."

"...That sounds... Kind of childish."

"It is not childish... I'll have you know I always wanted to direct my own play..."

Actions

>...That really is adorable though.
>...Laugh.
>...I erm... Nevermind. I need to go.
>I'll tell you something too, that's also embarrassing... Just tell me one more thing.
>...I erm... Tell me next time you do that. It'd be kind of fun to do a "midget theater"
>Write-In
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>>1463108
>...That really is adorable though.
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"That really is adorable though."

"Right... I erm... Do you want to know anything else?"

Actions

>Ask one more question about one of her forms. (Specify.)
>I have to go. See you.
>...You are the most cute wife I have, just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1463161
>I have to go. See you.
We'll definitely keep this in mind though. Yuan-Ti, Drow and Dragotaur seem like other interesting things.
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"I have to go. Sorry."

"Right... Right. Oh um... Before you go, you should go to the hospital."

'Why?"

"...Chrysoula kind of got a bit... Injured. I think you should see for yourself."

Actions

>She's a tough girl. She can wait until I'm done.
>...I'll go there right away.
>...Well... Flames? What do you want to do?
>...Goddamn it, what happened?
>Write-In
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>>1463261
>...Well... Flames? What do you want to do?
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>>1463261
>...Well... Flames? What do you want to do?
>...Goddamn it, what happened?
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"Goddamn it, what happened?"

"Well... Charlemagne took that dragon mutagen... Slightly collapsed a bit of the roof on Chrysoula. Injured her badly... I helped heal her a bit, by the way."

Action

>Shit, I'm going down there. I'll be right back!
>...Oh. I hope she's alright.
>...Did he purposely do it? Or accidently hurt her?
>She better be fucking alright...
>...Listen, let's go and see her together then. Cheer her up, that sort of thing.
>Write-in
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>>1463581
>...Oh. I hope she's alright.
>...Did he purposely do it? Or accidently hurt her?
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Can you guys summarize what happened after thread 57?
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>>1463800
Cuz it isn't archived except for 60, and I have no idea whats going on
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"Oh. I erm... I hope she's alright... Did Charlemagne purposely do it though?"

"As far as I know, no."

"Great... Well... I'll see you Liz."

You give her a kiss and leave..

What do anons want to do?

>Try to get more followers for Vasura and Venus! (Fucking do this unless you want a very pissed off Daemonette coming after you in the future)
>Visit Chrysoula? (Won't take long enough to impact anything else)
>Get some work done!
>Do science!
>...Maybe you should visit Claw?
>Write-In
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>>1463893
>>Try to get more followers for Vasura and Venus! (Fucking do this unless you want a very pissed off Daemonette coming after you in the future)
What effects did the dragon mutagen do to Charlemagne?
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>>1463800
>>1463814
And they just appeared?
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>>1463800
IIRC thread 57 was about taking down a evil Gnome scientist named Dr Gerbils. We were playing as Liz trying to undercover why a bunch of civilians went missing. We eventually found an abandoned mansion which was part of a larger complex/testing facility. We came back and with Kobolds busted in and captured the mad scientist. I may be wrong but I think that's it.

>>1463893
Try to get more followers for Vasura and Venus! (Fucking do this unless you want a very pissed off Daemonette coming after you in the future)
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>>1463900
Just turn him into a dragon. He's not really aware of his own strength yet, keep in mind.

Anyways, you decide to get some followers..

>Try to piggy-back on the Italian Roman movement.
>Try to convert the cabinet.
>Try to convert someone you know.
>Try to convert that student theology group or whatever.
>Head to bars and whatever and just talk about Venus.
>Write-in
>Write-in
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>>1464033
>Try to piggy-back on the Italian Roman movement
Talking to Jupiter also sounds like a good option right now
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>>1464033
>>Try to piggy-back on the Italian Roman movement.
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Here should be some notes and observations about the underground from one anon players

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14lEOMd_Rap5JScLM6sfKMrECXdWD5ZwOc8Z9tYwW8Cw
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You decide to piggy-back on the Italian-Roman Movement...

You of course order Goebbels to get this shit done for you...

You can choose three modes of propoganda.

Members: 600 Italians.

>Growth (Expand the movement!)
>Growth/Conversion! (Convert and grow the cult! A bit slower then the others!)
>Convert! (Convert the movement!)
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>>1464877
>Convert! (Convert the movement!)
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You of course, decide to simply settle for converting the movement.

Of course, now you have to find a way to convert them...

>...Use Elizabeth's likeness. She's great at this sort of thing. (You'll have to convert her to believe the Hellenic gods are real, but very likely.)
>Send letters and messages to the leaders that may reveal to them the truth about the Hellenic Faith?
>...Maybe you should look into sending threats if they don't worship Venus.
>Have Goebbels start putting up pro-roman culture... Including Hellenic religion.
>Write-in
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>>1464999
>...Use Elizabeth's likeness. She's great at this sort of thing. (You'll have to convert her to believe the Hellenic gods are real, but very likely.)
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>>1464999
>>...Use Elizabeth's likeness. She's great at this sort of thing. (You'll have to convert her to believe the Hellenic gods are real, but very likely.)
>Have Goebbels start putting up pro-roman culture... Including Hellenic religion.
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You decide to use Elizabeth to help you...

Do anons want to try and convert her?

>Yeah. Let's do it for the third time already!
>Let her believe what she wants to believe in?
>Write-In
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>>1465397
>>Yeah. Let's do it for the third time already!
Watch me get another 1
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>>1465397
Can we have Jupiter take control of our main head and talk to Elizabeth?
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>>1465407
I'd assume so. Though she might think you're putting on an act or something.
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>>1465409
Is there anything Jupiter would know about Elizabeth that we wouldn't?
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>>1464999
>Have Goebbels start putting up pro-roman culture... Including Hellenic religion.
>Send letters and messages to the leaders that may reveal to them the truth about the Hellenic Faith?
>...Maybe you should look into sending threats if they don't worship Venus.

God knows we can't convince Liz for shit.
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>>1465412
No, he knows as much as you.
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Going to give 15 more minutes, otherwise you'll try to convert Liz.
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>>1465397
>Yeah. Let's do it for the third time already!
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You decide to try and convert her for the third time already.

You of course, find Elizabeth daintly in the gardens in her yuan ti form, drinking tea, and reading a book, and has also wrapped herself around the entire bench to prevent herself from accidentally tripping anyone.

She seems rather comfortable.

What do anons want to do?

>...Go up to her, and ask if you can sit next to her?
>...Try to do something romantic. (Elizabeth will love this.)
>Ask if she's busy. She did say she was going out somewhere...
>Come up and ask if she has time to hear about Jupiter?
>Write-In
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>>1465439
>>...Try to do something romantic. (Elizabeth will love this.)
Do some slight of hand to pull a picnic basket from behind our back
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>>1465439
>Ask if she's busy. She did say she was going out somewhere...
>...Try to do something romantic. (Elizabeth will love this.)

Hug her from behind.
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You of course, sneak up behind her...

And give her a surprise hug, and pull a picnic basket from behind your back. She seems quite happy to see you, and uncoils a bit to allow you to sit.

"Oh, is this for me?"

"Yep.. I cooked a steak in there, along with some sandwiches... And of course, some coca cola."

"Oh, wonderful. Thank you, Ren."

She gives you a most gentle kiss on your cheek.

"I assume you intend to have a picnic together?"

"Oh, yes. You could most certainly say that."

"Well... I was going out, but I'd also love a picnic... One small logistical mishap though."

"What?"

"...How are we supposed to have a picnic with snow on the ground?"

Actions

>...Eh. Couples here do it all the time... Besides, it makes it more magical.
>...You know your talking to a dragon, right? I can just melt it away.
>...That's erm... That's a good point.
>...Why don't we just do it in the living room?
>Write-in for ideas on how to solve this problem.
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>>1465449
>>...Eh. Couples here do it all the time... Besides, it makes it more magical.
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"Eh... Couples here do it all the time... Besides, it just makes it more magical."

Of course, you get a warm blanket, and find the best spot you can for a picnic...

How do anons want to do this?

>Casually bring up theology?
>...Maybe try to get into a religious argument?
>...Flatter her, make her feel nice... Then go in for the kill... Not literally though.
>Write-In
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>>1465461
>>...Flatter her, make her feel nice... Then go in for the kill... Not literally though.
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You decide to be a bit of a romanticist...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well you can flirt, flatter, and otherwise make her feel nice.

+2 if you can compliment her yuan-ti form.
+1 if you can try to politely flatter her about her... Noticeably large assets, and be very impressed.
+2 if you can find something to do with her that's romantic during this picnic.
+1 if you can mention how you feel around her?

If everything's done, she'll won't take any offense when you try to convert her.
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Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1465465
You know, your yuan-ti scales make you tracts of land, even more expansive.
Put the food into her mouth, like she does to us
You make me feel complete. Without the you, the world just seems like a big heaping ball of stress and work to do. But you feel like a nice warm bed after being caught in an avalanche.
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15+10=25

"You know, your yuan-ti scales make your tracts of land... Well... Even more expansive."

"...W-wait? They do?"

"Well, I mean..."

"I'm not even surprised anymore... Thanks for your version of a compliment though."

"Yeah... Hey, how about I just tell you that being with you makes me feel complete. Without you, the world just seems like a big heaping ball of stress and work to do. But you feel like a nice warm bed after being caught in an avalanche, when I'm around you."

"Oh...That's... Well, that's really sweet of you Ren. I'd say likewise."

"Right... Well, if you want, I can make life easier by feeding you food."

"...Well... I suppose."

You of course, feed her some rather cold grapes, and she does likewise...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for beginning the conversion process...

+2 if you can slightly question her religious beliefs, and talk about the Hellenic ways?
+2 if you can tie it in to a flirt or compliment...
+1 if you can get even more comfy with her.

If everything's done, she won't even notice your trying to convert her.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1465500
Jupiter have mercy
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1465500
You look like Vulcan made a statue in the spitting image of Venus
Cuddle underneath her breasts
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You of course, cuddle with her beneath her breasts, which are larger then your head...

"You know... You look like Vulcan made a statue in the spitting image of Venus."

"O-oh... Well, that's... Thank you."

She has to bend over, slightly squishing your head with her assets, to give you a kiss. She hugs you quite tightly, and you find yourself in a VERY comfortable position... Now if only she didn't have a bra on.

"You know... I must say, those hellenic gods are quite interesting... Not really a fan of the whole "family feud" thing they have going on."

"Well..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to continue converting her...

+2 for more compliments!
+2 if you can of course, talk a bit how the hellenic faith is so interesting...
+1 if you can slightly compare the Hellenic family to your family. Just a bit. (+1 if you can flatter her a bit.)
+1 if you can get even comfier, or if Liz can try to make you feel even more comfier.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1465518
Grab Liz like a body pillow with our head in her breasts and her tail wrapped around us
Your scales are soft I could fall in love with each one individually
It's nice that you don't have to complain to the same God about every problem, cause I am sure that gets annoying. At least with the Hellenic gods your attention is divided.
If I am Jupiter, you must be the beautiful and powerful Juno, goddess of marriage
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>>1465526
I am on a roll with the dice today!
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You of course, plunge your head deep into her soft breasts, and he hugs you, and wraps her very, very long tail around you partially."

You take a break from this near-motorboating experience to take a breath and look up at her reptilian slit eyes.

"Your scales are so soft, Liz... I could fall in love with each one individually. But really... If I was Jupiter, you have to be the beautiful and powerful Juno, goddess of marriage..."

She blushing quite red, and smiles and pats you on the head.

"...You know, It's kind of sad that the Christians have one god that knows each one of their dirty dark secrets... If I remember right, the Hellenics never had to go to confession.

"...Well... I suppose that is true..."

"And knowing our family, we have way too many dark secrets."

"...That's awfully true."

You can feel yourself getting closer to converting her...

You are half of the way there anons!

Roll me another 1d20+5 to convert!

+2 if you can talk about how nice the hellenic gods are?
+2 if you can continue to compliment her...
+1 if you can hit maximium comfy.
+1 if you can also slightly embarrass Elizabeth...
+1 if you can compliment her assets further.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1465518
>
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1465540
revving up my ones
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1465540
They regularly give blessings if you worship them! Just ask the farming industry!
I could just stay in your arms for an eternity
Shapeshift into a yuan-ti and wrap around her as well
I love you mien Fraulein
I call these tracts of lands, when I should be calling them globes
>>1465544
Shhhhhh
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16+12=28

Amazing Success!

"You know, they give blessings if you ask them... Just ask the farming industry... But really, I could stay in your arms for an eternity..."

You shift your yuan ti form, and wrap around her as well, and hit the blanket.

"You know, I call these tracts of land... But they should really be globes..."

"Oh come on... They aren't that big..."

"...Well, they certainly make me love you more, mein Fraulein..."

"Oh stop it, you..." She blushes a bit...

"...But really, they do give blessings..."

"...Ah, so they probably fulfilled your blessings of having a wife with large tracts of land, hm?"

"...I wouldn't be surprised, really...."

"...Wait, really?'

Roll me a 1d20+4 to get her converted anons.

+3 if you can talk about the benefits they offer, and how amazing it would be if she converted...
+2 if you can also attribute her assets to the gods.
+1 if you can of course, mention how large her assets are actually are from your position.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1465561
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>>1465564
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Critical Success!

"...So somehow, the Roman Gods can increase breast size. That seems a waste, honestly."

Suddenly Elizabeth's second head grows.

"LET'S DO IT!"

"...Goddamn it, Gwynevere..."

"Hi Gwyn."

"Come on, opportunities are once in a life time!"

"You want to convert just because they might make our tits bigger. That's the most stu-"

"Best idea ever! Besides, what was the last time God has done anything for us? Besides, we can't do anything cool... Like snuggle suggestively with Ren, that's a sin, we can't motorboat him, that's sin... God fucking sucks at relationships Liz! COME ON!"

"...I mean... You do have a point. He doesn't exactly do anything for us, and he's more trouble at times..."

Yeah! Not to mention the Romans were cool, Greeks were cool... And Chrysoula would go NUTS over this! Come on! Let's convert already!

"...Alright, alright... I suppose... I suppose there's some sense in this."

She sighs, and Gwynevere makes out lustfully with you.

"Gwyn, that's my h-"

Our husband!

She sighs, and shrugs, and you feel Elizabeth's head also make out with you...

Elizabeth AND Gwynevere have been converted. Elizabeth still is a bit doubtful, but Gwynevere is very, very eager to begin.

You have gotten two converts.

Of course, after your done making out, Gwynevere goes back to normal and Liz cuddles with you.

"...I'm not certain if this is a good idea... But I mean, if you've done it... I suppose I'm obliged to follow suit."

"...That's be nice."

"...One term. You never tell my parents, or anyone else that I was stupid enough to listen to you over this, ok?"

Actions

>Sure. I won't mention it to your dad or anyone like that.
>...Come on, you shouldn't think like that.
>...Maybe we should celebrate you converting...
>...Answer Gwynevere's question. (Increase relations with Gwynevere if you can actually give her an answer if yet more growth can happen thanks to being religious.)
>...Hey, come on. We'll be the best roman couple ever.
>...So erm... I was wondering if you can do something for me...
>Write-In
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>>1465593
>Sure. I won't mention it to your dad or anyone like that.
>...Answer Gwynevere's question. (Increase relations with Gwynevere if you can actually give her an answer if yet more growth can happen thanks to being religious.)
Pray to Venus and she can do that
>>
>>1465593
>Sure. I won't mention it to your dad or anyone like that.
>...Answer Gwynevere's question. (Increase relations with Gwynevere if you can actually give her an answer if yet more growth can happen thanks to being religious.)
>>
'Sure. I won't mention it to your dad or anyone like that... But anyways, Gwyn... Pray to Venus and I bet she could do that."

"...God... Hey um... So what exactly am I supposed to do?"

"...Well... I mean, just worship them?"

"...Anything fancy? I um... I'm not sure how this works."

Actions

>...Honestly, I don't know either.
>...We just continue doing what we do. Being a great couple, in love, and maybe pray once in a while.
>...Well, we could pray to Venus another way... You know what I'm saying?
>You know... I just want to spend eternity with you, and I'm happy that we can now.
>Well, why don't we tell Chrysoula?
>Write-in
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>>1465611
>...Honestly, I don't know either.
>>
>>1465611
Why don't we ask Jupiter?
>>
"Honestly... I don't know either... I could ask Jupiter."

"...Oh God, don't give me that thing with how he's your dad or whatever... Now I feel like I'm crazy for actually converting."

"...Don't be, ok?"

"...Anyways... Thanks for the picnic..."

"Oh um... Before you go, I need you to do something..."

"What?"

"...I'm sending an ad for converting to our faith to some people in Italy... Could you be on it?"

"Well... I suppose..."

You give her a hug.

Now anons... Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well Elizabeth's ad does with the Italian Romans.

+3 if you can come up with how the conversion ad will go as Elizabeth...
+1 if Renexizious can think lustful thoughts about Liz.
+1 if Liz can try to make her new faith make sense... Mentally, at least. (+1 if she can actually think if Venus COULD give her larger assets... How would that even work? They're huge now!)
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1465627
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1465627
I have no idea
I can't wait to see those globes get even more... globier
Ren sometimes talks about talking to other gods, maybe he is actually right? Maybe its been Venus making my boobs bigger!
>>
If anons want to do a samefag, just have Ren think lustful thoughts.
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I think the ad will have a lot of Roman or Roman inspired structures in the background, particularly tall pillars. There would also probably be music with trumpets blowing in the background like in movies about Rome from the 1950's. Liz herself would probably be in some sort of Rome garment such as a stolla
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>
13+11=24

Amazing Success!

Elizabeth's advertisement goes rather well, and you hear that it's converted 300 people...

You have gotten a three-week extension anons.

What else do anons want to do?

>See about visiting Chrysoula?
>Try to do more propoganda for the hellenic religion!
>...Go to managing your realm.
>...You should visit Frankizka. She's probably been busy and you haven't seen her for a while.
>Tell Vasura the great news?
>...Now that you have some time off... You know what you should do? Science.
>...Don't you have a centaur princess to court? You did say you would visit soon... Didn't you?
>Write-in
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>>1465655
>Try to do more propoganda for the hellenic religion!
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>>1465655
>>Try to do more propoganda for the hellenic religion!
Get Gobbles on the line!
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>>1465655
>Try to do more propoganda for the hellenic religion!
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You decide to do more propoganda...

What should you do?

>Try to turn your guards hellenic... (Would make a semi-personal cult of personality for Elizabeth too, if she did it!)
>Organization Wide. (Such as the Sons av Renexizious, the police force...)
>Country Wide (Such as Sweden, Italy, Greece...)
>Empire Wide.
>Write-In

Keep in mind, the larger you do it, the more suspicious that gets casted on you.
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>>1465667
>Country Wide (Such as Sweden, Italy, Greece...)

Greece
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>>1465667
>>Organization Wide. (Such as the Sons av Renexizious, the police force...)
Lets start with the right wing werewolf death squad
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>>1465667
>Country Wide (Such as Sweden, Italy, Greece...)
By Hellenic do we mean actual Hreek gods such as Zeus or is it being used as term to also describe Roman gods like Jupiter.
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>>1465675
Roman Gods.

Anyways, what country do anons want to do?
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>>1465686
Italy seems like the best choice since they're probably the most amicable. Also I think the Roman Gods themselves would enjoy having Italy under their domain again.
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>>1465671
Greece is Greek gods, not Roman, and aren't under your control.
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>>1465686
Greece I guess
>>1465690
It is also catholic central! So lets not
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>>1465694
Shit, yeah it is. Okay then we will do Italy instead.
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Italy it is...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well the second ad does...

+2 if you can try to put a hidden undertone for worship of the hellenic gods.
+2 if you can make it advertise something else.
+2 if Elizabeth can "sway" the audience somehow.
+1 if the ad can also show a bit of support for dragons. (And optionally, kobolds.)
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1465701
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14+4=18

You get an additional 150 worshipers from your commercial about your burger place.

After that's done, you hear that the Kobold Legate, Auraxius wants to see you, and that you've gotten a letter...

Actions

>Read the letter?
>See the kobold legate?
>Ignore all of this and continue to work.
>Write-In
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>>1465801
>See the kobold legate?
>>
You of course, decide to see the Kobold Legate.

After you get through the embassy's courtyard, you walk down the hall to the legate's room, and of course, enter. He seems to be waiting for you, and tells you to take a seat.

"So, Reneixizious?"

"What?"

"Well, a few days ago, a Senator with far too much money and too little slaves decided to strike on the surface for slaves... Of course, upon hearing that you were in fact, the lord of these people, has taken the honorable approach and has bestowed back to you your citizens, and has summarily restored his honor as per demands of the Senate."

"Erm... Restored his honor?"

"He has submitted himself to the tunnel legion. Usually diplomatic transgressions of this caliber are handled via ritual suicide, or lack of that, execution via strangulation. But we're hoping this works as well."

"...So where are my citizens?"

"They've been moved back to their village, and they've been given a small fortune directly from his family's coffers... And of course, some of that money goes to you."

"How much?"

"Three million."

Actions

>...Accept the money?
>Refuse. You aren't going to accept a bribe for an "accident" involving your people getting enslaved.
>...Was that all?
>...Was anyone hurt at all?
>...I'd like to see proper justice done. I feel like the tunnel legion is too... Lenient.
>Write-in
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1465701
>>
>>1465845
>>...Accept the money?
>...Was anyone hurt at all?
>>
>>1465845
>...Accept the money?
>>
You accept the money.

"Was anyone hurt at all?"

"No... But anyways... I'm slightly concerned about something else."

"What?"

"...Have you seen my daughter? Clevita? She hasn't sent a single message to me for weeks."

"...Oh. She's not talking to you?"

"No, not at all. Do you know if anything has happened?"

He seems very concerned about his daughter.

Actions

>...I haven't exactly been talking to her, sorry.
>...I'll make sure to find her if she is missing.
>...She's fine, Legate...
>...Do you know what she was working on then? It could give me some clues...
>Write-In
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>>1465923
>>...I'll make sure to find her if she is missing.
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>>1465923
>...She's fine, Legate...
>...I'll make sure to find her for you.
>>
"Well, I'm sure she's fine legate. But I'll be sure to find her for you."

"Thank you. That's all... Anyways, when can we expect a shipment of the slaves you promised us?"

...Erm...

Actions

>...Soon, don't worry.
>...I'm not sure honestly.
>...Well... The amount you gave us was... A little high...
>Don't worry, I won't let you down.
>Write-in
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>>1465963
>Write-in
"I am very busy but I will try and slot you in just as soon as I save one of my friends from returning to an endless life of torment and see a friend who was seriously wounded recently."
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>>1465963
>...I'm not sure honestly.
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"I am very busy but I will try and slot you in just as soon as I save one of my friends from returning to an endless life of torment and see a friend who was seriously wounded recently..."

"I'd like a time table, Renexizious. I told the Senate I would get them enough slaves for the mines, and right now I'm starting to get nervous you can't actually deliver. The demand has grown more severe since a cave in, and the Senate's look to me to provide a cheap, quick alternative."

"How much has demand increased by?"

"We need at least 50,000 to replenish our stocks, and I am expected that by the end of this month, at least 2000 slaves are delivered."

Actions

>...Give him a time table.
>...I can't actually deliver. Sorry. (Hurt relations severely with the Legate for embarrassing him, and likely lead to "aggressive" slave procurement on the surface.)
>...I erm... Well, you see, I actually do have a few slaves I can give as a shipment... (You have about 6000 slaves. They need 50,000.)
>Write-In
>>
>>1466007
>...Give him a time table.
Lets make prep to go on slaving runs in the dnd world
>>
>>1466007
Give them 2,000 of our current slaves. Within the next month we'll have to get more slaves, maybe from attacking Botswana which has lots of diamonds.
>>
>>1466007
>Write-In
"Fine, I'll take a trip to another dimension and get to work. No problem with them being uneducated fuckwits right?"
>>
I'm just going to combine this.

"Listen, I'll make sure to take time out soon to go on a slaving run to another dimension, and get to work. No problem with them being uneducated, right?"

"What we need is strong slaves capable of back-breaking work, and won't rebel. Or less, at least. We'll pay extra for strong slaves."

"Got it..."

Actions

>I should leave.
>I'll give you some slaves now, in fact.
>...What race would you consider to be good for this?
>Write-in
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>>1466056
>...What race would you consider to be good for this?
There are a bunch of orc nomads in Siberia if I recall. They would probably make decent slaves.
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>>1466056
>>I'll give you some slaves now, in fact.
>>...What race would you consider to be good for this?
>>
"What race would you consider to be good for this?"

"Orcs... Minotaurs in particular, and half-dragons."

Hm.

"Well, I'll keep it in mind... Now, I'll send you 2000 slaves, alright?"

"Got it."

After that, you leave...

What do anons want to do now?

>Read that letter!
>Visit Claw!
>See Chrysoula?
>...Go to managing your realm.
>Try to get more slaves? (Elizabeth may want to come too!)
>...Maybe you should see Frankizka.
>Take a break for a while... (Timeskip)
>Write-in
>>
>>1466086
>Read that letter!
>>
>>1466086
SCIENCE!
>>
You decide to read that letter...

It seems to be rather crudely written, and has a bit of a postcard saying "Greetings from Malta!"

Hi Renexizious! Your favorite hydra! At least, I hope I am. I just wanted to say thanks for that human form! I have to admit, being a human is a lot more exciting than a hydra... Anyways, just wanted to apologize for leaving... That pool was kind of small, and the water where you lived smelled terrible... Anyways, you should really clean that up. I erm... By the way, just saying, I found something you might like while I was traveling to warmer waters.
Miss you.


It seems to be in a small package, and when you open it, it seems to be a very... Very large pearl. About the size of your head, really. In human form.

What do anons?

>Try to sell it. It'd be worth a ton.
>...Give it as gift to one of your wives! (Will make them extremely happy and increase their relations!)
>Just throw it away.
>Send a letter back?
>Write-in
>>
>>1466086
>Read that letter!
>>
>>1466113
Hold on to the pearl for now.
>>
>>1466113
>Write-in
Keep it, add it to our horde or something...
>>
You decide to add it to your hoard...

Anyways, choose what else to do.


>Visit Claw!
>See Chrysoula?
>...Go to managing your realm.
>Try to get more slaves? (Elizabeth may want to come too!)
>...Maybe you should see Frankizka.
>Take a break for a while... (Timeskip)
>Write-in
>>
>>1466132
>See Chrysoula?
>>
>>1466132
>>See Chrysoula?
>>
You of course, decide to see Chrysoula...

You go to the hospital, and of course, head up to where Chrysoula is... The door seems closed, and you hear very heavy snoring... Chrysoula's snoring. Which sounds like a tractor, to be honest.

Actions

>Knock?
>...Sneak in and surprise her.
>She's sleeping... Which means you can go and get something romantic for her. Like chocolates, or something. Or cheese. She loves cheese. Hospital food sucks anyways. (Chrysoula will love this!)
>Write-in
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>>1466172
>>She's sleeping... Which means you can go and get something romantic for her. Like chocolates, or something. Or cheese. She loves cheese. Hospital food sucks anyways. (Chrysoula will love this!)
Cheesecake shaped like a heart
>>
>>1466179
This
>>
You go and quickly order a cheesecake. Shaped like a heart, of course.

You come back with your gift, and still hear her snoring... You quietly open the door...

You see her... She seems to look kind of injured just from a first glance. You notice what seems to be the remains of a cast on the floor, which seems to have been recently taken off her... She also seems to have an eyepatch over one of her eyes... Her horns seem to be missing too, and she has tiny little stubs growing where they are.

You of course, go up to her...

Actions

>...Surprise tickle.
>Put the cake on her chest, and poke her.
>...Rub your nose against her nose? It'd be sweet.
>Kiss her.
>...Just shake her awake.
>Write-In
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>>1466212
Necro healing!
>>
>>1466212
>...Just shake her awake.
Gently
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 twice to heal her while shaking her awake.
+2 if you can try to find a way to romantically wake her up.
+1 if you can find a sweet way to introduce that cake to her.
+1 if you can be reassured she looks alright.
>>
>>1466240
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1466240
Kiss on the lips
Ask her whats behing my back. After she guesses, reveal it
Say "Thank Asclepius"
>>
15+8=23

You, of course, give her a kiss on the lips. This startles her a bit, and she wakes up.

"Ren? Your back!"

"Yea-"

Before you can even say anything, she grabs you, in a large hugs, and there's enough force you feel like she's choking you out.

"Oh my Zeus I missed you! Anyways, I have so much to tell you about, and you won't believe what ha-"

You try to show her the cake so she'll stop choking you to death, and she stops.

"...Ren? Did you... Get that for me?"

"Y-yes..."

"MY ZEUS I MISSED YOU!" She says this, practically in tears of joy.

She gives you the most tough hug you think you've ever had, and your back cracks a bit, shooting intense pain through your spine... You make sure to heal her though.

After two minutes of this intense hug, she loosens up.

"I hope that certainly tastes better then the food they have here..."

"Probably will be."

"Thanks, Ren... I can't tell you how much I missed you!"

"I missed you too."

"Yeah... So um... How long are you staying? Also... Can you get me a fork?"

"I brought one with me."

"Oh, thanks!"

She grabs the tiny fork, and puts it on the table next to her, along with the cake. She seems mostly transfixed on hugging you and she's missed you a lot.

Also, she's curious about how long you'll be here with her.

Actions

>...I mean, probably an hour or so...
>...How does the rest of the day sound?
>...I just wanted to check in on how you were doing.
>...What happened to your eye?
>Write-In
>>
>>1466282
>>...How does the rest of the day sound?
>...What happened to your eye?
>>
>>1466282
>...How does the rest of the day sound?
>...What happened to your eye?
>>
"How does the rest of the day sound?"

"Oh my gods you'd actual do that? That's so sweet! Thanks!"

She gives you another tough hug.

"...So um... I was kind of wondering something."

"What?"

"Well... I um... I kind of was... Well... Me and Svana were going to sort out your hoard..."

"...You were going through it?"

"I-I meant that were going to clean up the treasury and sort out your stuff... I-I mean, you have a lot of it in a giant pile... I was thinking you'd like it counted and stacked..."

Actions

>...Listen, it's sweet of you to try and help... But I like having my hoard the way it is.
>...That's rather nice of you, trying to sort my hoard for me. Thanks.
>...You don't have to do that for me.
>How come your the one that's always so nice?
>Write-in
>>
>>1466314
>>...That's rather nice of you, trying to sort my hoard for me. Thanks.
>>...You don't have to do that for me.
>>
"That's rather nice of you to sort my hoard, but you don't have to do that for me..."

"...Oh... I um... I kind of did it because I thought you'd like it."

"Well, I mean, I do..."

"...I-I just like seeing you smile and be happy, ok? It's really cute when you do that."

"...It is?"

"...You don't do it much, and it's super cute..."

Actions

>...Listen, you don't have to go out of your way for me. I'm perfectly fine.
>...That's... That's actually really sweet of you.
>...Just don't go through my hoard again, please...
>...I also love it when you smile.
>...I love you too.
>Write-in
>>
>>1466334
>...Listen, you don't have to go out of your way for me. I'm perfectly fine.
>>
>>1466334
>>...Listen, you don't have to go out of your way for me. I'm perfectly fine.
You feeling better, or would you like more healing?
>>
"Listen, you don't have to go out of your way for me, I'm perfectly fine."

"...I like doing it though."

"...Well, still... Anyways, you feeling better, or do you want more healing?"

"I mean,I wouldn't mind... But oh! I almost forgot... So Liz came by earlier..."

Chrysoula grabs you by the shoulders.

"AND SAID WE WERE SISTERS! I've never had ANYONE ever say that! I-I don't even know what I'm supposed to do!" She gives a bit of a high pitched, exciteded squeal, and gives you a hug. She's quite stimulated.

"No one has ever said that, and I thought she hated me, and now we're sisters and oh my god we're going to do SO much stuff, like paint each other's nails... I've never had someone do that to me! That's a sisterly thing, right? Oh, I could paint her claws! You can paint claws, right? That'd be so adorable seeing a giant dragon with red claws!"

She squeezes you harder.

"Ooh! We could see movies together, talk about bands... I never got in a conversation about music before! I wonder if she likes Elvis..."

"Chrysoula... Your... Choking me..."

She apparently is too wrapped up to hear you.

"Oh! You know what would be great? What if I got Liz and Frankizka to become friends! But um... Erh..."

She loosens up, allowing you to breath again.

"...I um... That'd... I don't know how. They both hate each other... And I've been trying to do that for a while..."

"Sounds... Nice..."

"Yeah... Hey um... Ren? I um... Do you think... Do you think Liz actually thinks of me as a sister?"

"...Why do you ask me?"

"...I-I don't know... Now that I think of it... Do you think she's trying to trick me or something? I mean, she hates me... I think..."

Actions

>Liz loves you, Chrysoula. She'd never do anything like that.
>...Just saying, the two of you being considered "sisters" is kind of weird.
>...You shouldn't worry. If she does trick you, I'll be there to help you.
>Well, maybe. I guess.
>Write-in
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>>1466369
>Liz loves you, Chrysoula. She'd never do anything like that.
>...Just saying, the two of you being considered "sisters" is kind of weird.
>>
>>1466369
>Liz loves you, Chrysoula. She'd never do anything like that.
ever sleep for sixteen hours before?
>>
>>1466387
Jesus, you must of been exhausted.

"Liz loves you Chrysoula, and I doubt she'd ever do anything like that."

"Yeah... I guess your right."

"I know her since she's my wife."

"Yeah... So... Rest of the day?"

"Yeah."

"...So um... Do you want to watch the TV with me?"

"...Well, I mean..."

"...I-I mean... I don't know what else to talk about... A-also because I want to cuddle with you and the doctors won't let me go home."

"Well, I mean, your pretty hurt..."

"...I feel fine... I just feel a bit numb down in my spine..." She mutters.

Actions

>...Well, I suppose I can relax with you.
>...You know, I think you should go home with me. I'm a better doctor than any of these guys are.
>...Well, make some room, and I'll just crawl in.
>I'd rather not...
>What if I accidentally hurt you though?
>Write-In
>>
>>1466403
>...Well, I suppose I can relax with you.
>>
>>1466438
this.
>>
"Well, I suppose I can relax with you..."

You of course, watch some TV with Chrysoula for a while... She seems to greatly enjoy your company, while she eats her cheesecake.

Do anons want to do anything special?

>No, just watch TV with her.
>...Maybe something romantic?
>...Maybe you should leave early.
>Try to heal her further.
>...Maybe you should see if she's ready to be taken home or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>1466509
>No, just watch TV with her.
>>
You decide to just watch TV with Chrysoula...

"Hey um... Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"...So... I'm kind of wondering. Where did you go to?"

Actions

>Well, I went raiding, pillaging, sacking...
>...I kind of just went and explored another dimension for a bit...
>...You know, I'm taking care of this tribe of kobolds...
>I'd prefer to not say.
>Write-In
>>
>>1466640
>...I kind of just went and explored another dimension for a bit...
>>
>>1466699
This
>>
>>1466640
>>...I kind of just went and explored another dimension for a bit...
>>
"Well, I kind of just went and explored another dimension for a bit."

"Oh, really? Would you care if I asked what it's like? I'd like to see this... I erm, I only went to another dimension once. That was fun, wit the whole medieval setting... Though it was swampy...

Actions

>...A lot more medieval
>...You wouldn't want to go there, trust me.
>...Well, it's a bit overly pillaged this time of year.
>Yeah, well there's no swamp this time.
>...You know, maybe next time I go I'll take you along. Maybe on a sort of honeymoon?
>Write-In
>>
>>1466958
>>...A lot more medieval
>Yeah, well there's no swamp this time.
>...You know, maybe next time I go I'll take you along. Maybe on a sort of honeymoon?
>>
"Well, it's a lot more medieval... Less swamp... Maybe the next time I go I'll take you along on a sort of honeymoon."

"Really? I'd love to go on one with you... Just um... What's a honeymoon?"

"...It's a thing that couples do after they get married."

"...Oh, that's great! How was Elizabeth and Frankizka's honeymoon then?"

Actions

>I erm... I never got around to it.
>...Technically it's supposed to be between Flames and you...
>...It was great. (Lie)
>...I have a bad experience with them. (Lie)
>...Well, you'll be the first person I ever took on one...
>...Question... Do you um... Have any problem with me kind of... You know, seeing other people?
>Write-In
>>
>>1467040
>>I erm... I never got around to it.
>>...Technically it's supposed to be between Flames and you...
>>
"Well erm... I never got around to it. But technically it's supposed to be between Flames and you."

"Oh... Well... I mean... Would felt left out if I did go on a honeymoon with Flames?"

She seems a bit concerned, and gently puts her hand on your leg...

Actions

>...I mean, we can do one together. You and Flames need to do one though, you haven't been spending a lot of time together.
>...I mean, we're not married... So I wouldn't feel left out.
>...Maybe a little. You can always make it up to me later though.
>...Alright, I'd be a little left out...
>...I'd really like to go on a honeymoon with you, honestly.
>Write-In
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>>1467062
>Write-In
well, not really, I mean, we're sorta the same person in a way.
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[re]d"Well, I mean, not really. We're sort of the same person in way."[/red]

"...I suppose that's true.'

"Yeah. So don't worry about it."

"...So um... How's ruling Sweden?"

"It's good.'

"That's erm, good..."

"Yeah."

You continue to watch TV with her, and she seems uncertain of what to say.

"...So... Anyways, I kind of was wondering something."

"What?"

"...Well... What was Elizabeth like before she was a dragon? I mean, was there any difference to her?"

Actions

>...No, not really.
>...I honestly don't remember.
>...Well, she kind of turned different for a while... Now she's going back to normal, I suppose.
>She changed a bit, I supposed...
>...Oh... So apparently Elizabeth's doing less things with the kids and more things with me and herself. It's really nice, actually.
>Write-In
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>>1467134
>>...Well, she kind of turned different for a while... Now she's going back to normal, I suppose.
Can we grow 2 heads in yuan-ti form?
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Yeah, I would assume so.

"Well... She kind of turned different for a while, now she's going back to normal I guess."

"Oh... Is that normal for people who turn into dragons?"

"I guess."

"So um... By the way, Liz has been using that yuan-ti form a lot."

"Oh yeah."

"...I'm just wondering... Did you erm... Did you prefer it when she's in her natural form? As a human?"

Actions

>...Nah... Humans are boring in my opinion.
>...You know, she does the most adorable stuff in it. She pretends to be a western gunslinger. I didn't even know she liked guns!
>...She's cute, and that's all that matters.
>...I preferred it when she didn't have all these forms.
>Write-in
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>>1467187
>>...She's cute, and that's all that matters.
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"She's cute, and that's all that matters."

"Yeah..."

You just continue to watch TV.

It doesn't take too long until Chrysoula finishes her cake, and you notice her getting droopy eyed... She yawns a bit, and fluffs her pillow.

"Hey Ren? I um... Thanks for coming. It means a lot."

"No problem."

"...Also thanks for the cake... Can you send more?"

"Sure... Hey, just wondering... When are you out of here?"

"Two weeks... The doctor said I was recovering really well."

She yawns... If you want to ask her anything, now's probably the time.

>Kiss her goodnight, and leave.
>...Ask her a question?
>...Maybe you should ask if you can cuddle with her.
>Write-In
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>>1467187
>...You know, she does the most adorable stuff in it. She pretends to be a western gunslinger. I didn't even know she liked guns!

>tmw your responsible for that.
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>>1467205
>>Kiss her goodnight, and leave.
SCIENCE TIME!!!
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>>1467219
this
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You kiss her goodnight, and leave.

You head back home, and decide to go back to sleep so you can work on SCIENCE tommorow.

As soon as you get back in your lair however, you see the TV is on... And see a rather intoxicated Frankizka watching TV, passed out drunk. She seems to have been drinking quite a bit of bloodwine.

Actions

>...You know what, you should just stay up and do some work...
>...You should wake up Frankizka and talk to her a bit. You haven't done so in a while.
>...You can't help but wonder if she's running low on wine. Try to get some more wine and insert blood.
>...Head to bed and get some rest.
>Write-In
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>>1467231
>>...You know what, you should just stay up and do some work...
Its not right to just wake up a drunk person
And I'm getting to bed soon so I want to hurry on with the science
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>>1467236
Mind if I ask if you have any specifics for what science you want to work on?
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>>1467231
>Write-In
put her in a bed and have her head turned to the side so she doesn't choke on her own bile.

then >>1467236
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>>1467240
Monster to Human mutagen and to see if changing-color mutagen is even possible
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You of course, tuck her into bed and turn her head to the side, and give her a kiss... You head into the lair to work on...

>Color-changing mutagen (Can also be applied on you.)
>Monster to Human mutagen. (Can in theory, be applied on you.)
>Write-in

Too tired to list anything else, probably going to pass out after this.
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>>1467250
>>Color-changing mutagen (Can also be applied on you.)
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Color Mutagen it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 three times to science.

+2 if you can think how well Liz has done at making friends outside of the palace.
+2 if you can think very loving thoughts about Elizabeth... With slightly lewd intent.
+1 if you can think how this color-changing mutagen will benefit dragon kind. (+1 if you can think what color scales you probably look best in.)
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1467275
She has befriended the Legate and [insert more people] and is much happier (still haven't caught up yet)
She is so very caring and loves all of my children, even those not related to her! Maybe that's why her globes are globes?
Red dragons can live confortably in Sweden by shifting to whit and we can go to the desert! (Gold/Platinum)
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>>1467290
Good thing we have a free alchemy re-roll
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>>1467309
get in with them.
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>>1467315
Don't reveal my shame!
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>>1467318
you rolled a one twice in a row, into the chamber.
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>>1467330
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>>1467336
Eat a bowl of
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>>1467346
ORA ORA ORA ORA!
I still love ya dindu no homo
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So two crit fails and you decide to be FAKE NEWS by deleting a roll?

Sorry anon, but you violated the NAP, and so of course, no reroll because of it, but because anons rattled you out, I'll be nice and not tack in another one for being fake news, and instead I'll play soft ball.

Ignore my roll. (:
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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>1467364
Fuck phone posting and cats and FAKE NEWS
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I don't know what I was thinking. I was just rolling to see what would happen and thought nothing would matter and it would just be rerolled. Then I panicked. Cuff me boys
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You of course, during your experiments, accidentally fuck up. You kind of released a bit of an airborne chemical... Which luckily is non toxic and not harmful. Though it's problems become transparent once you feel your body changing and your scales slightly molting...

Due to Renexizious over dosing, he is now permanently a Red Dragon, along with any dragon that in fact inhales his chemical. He gets a much more powerful fire breath, but is weak to cold and colder climates. The only way to remove this is via overdosing again or getting a very powerful god to help you. It has also slightly affected your headmates personality.

What do anons

> Try to overdose on this chemical again? (Bad idea, could act like paint thinner for dragons if I feel like an asshole. )
> Don't. It could make things worse.
> See if Liz is alright.
> Write In

Anyways, getting some sleep.
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>>1467400
> See if Liz is alright.
>Experiment further
You are a godly DM for not anally raping us for my fuck up
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>1467407
Well, you've been slightly raped by the dice again, since you are a FLAME dragon, and not a ICE dragon, and you are in a place not considered "warm" in the slightest.

On the brightside, you can now sleep in volcanos without much fear. The downside is that the artic will fucking kill you.

Also, your headmate's personality has become much more assertive, and a little different.

Solaire will not have a bit of a pragmatic side, and is a hot-blooded and aggressive knightly do-gooder.
Flames is no longer a beta-cuck who tends to plot things, and has become a little more assertive.

Anyways... When you go up to see Elizabeth...

Ignore my roll...
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>>1467460
For the rest of the thread, my I will go by a namefag as fitting for a faggot like me
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>>1467460
Also we can attack the middle east/south america easier
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>>1467478
Well, you practically find warmer climates such as the Meditteranean to be "home" and anything below that to weakn you. You'll be fine in the Sahara... Just not in Sweden or top of your game in Germany.)

You notice Elizabeth seems a bit confused.

"Liz? Is everything alright?"

"I erm... I just felt weird."

"Really?"

"...Yeah... I um... My skin's kind of scratchy though.'

"Well... Can I take a look?"

"I suppose."

Elizabeth is now a Red Dragon as well!

Anyways, here's the chart I was using.

1=No Color (Bad)
2-3=Ice Dragon
4-5=Water Dragon
6-7=Green Dragon
8-9=Gold Dragon
10-11=Flame Dragon
12=No Color (Bad!)

Elizabeth's personality change will become evident in time, but it is likely she became more... Warm, so to speak. If that makes sense.

"...Hey um... Ren?"

"What?"

"...Is erm... Is it normally this cold?"

She begins to shiver, and... You feel it too?

Strange.

You also feel your nerve system rejuvinated... Which... Strange. You can also... Apparently feel things again.

Renexizious can now feel pain, and feel things better.

Anyways, what do anons want to do?

>Try to stay warm?
>...Cuddle with Liz as an exucse.
>...Well.. You should consider a vacation...
>...Maybe you should just flat-out move. The cold sucks anyways... (Move capital to some place warm! Will change your adminstrative culture!)
>Wrtie-in
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>>1467481
>>...Well.. You should consider a vacation...
>Italy
So I "cured" our immunity to pain? Also how hard will it be to fix this mess and what happens if a dragon has no color? Death?
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>>1467486
You lose all breath powers, and will get upgrades very slowly.

Also, a vacation will only fix this for a bit. Staying in Sweden WILL kill you. You should probably just move the capital.
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>>1467489
How the fuck do our red dragon children and citizens survive then? Also, can we work on the human mutagen? i need to redeem myself
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>>1467493
A few things.

First of all, they're not "pure" red dragons, you are considered to be one along with Liz. Your red dragon citzens either invest very heavily in firewood or move to a different climate.

Anyways, roll me a 1d20+3 to work.

+3 if you can find a way to stay warm. (+1 if you can get Liz to stay warm with you as well.)
+2 if you can be lustful towards her as well during this.)
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>>1467509
Liz in Yuan-ti form coiling around us with 10 space heaters set up
Prehensile tail. Nuf said
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1467516
Fugg. Also, does the cold affect our other forms. And make sure we're in kobold form
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1467509
O guess we might have to move to Italy now.
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>>1467518
Yes, but not as severely.

11+5=16

You of course, can't help but decide to get very warm with the power of modern technology and you set up at least 10 space heaters around you, and get Liz to coil around you.

"G-g--god why is it so cold..."

"Come on, it's pretty warm."

Eventually, you finish working... You don't exactly make anything good...

Do the alchemy reroll anons?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1467683
>No!
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You decide against actually rerolling.

You and Liz of course cuddle each other still shivering, and you quickly realize you should probably move...

Do anons want to move their capital?

>Constantinople (Elizabeth will like this, and Chrysoula will adore this. You can also make the Greek language the adminstrative language.)
>Rome (Chrysoula will like this, Frankizka will like this, and Elizabeth will like this. Can make Latin or Italian the adminstrative language.)
>Paris (Chrysoula will like this, Elizabeth will hate this, and Frankizka will love this.)
>Write-In
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>>1467709
>Rome (Chrysoula will like this, Frankizka will like this, and Elizabeth will like this. Can make Latin or Italian the adminstrative language.)
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Waiting for more votes anons.
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>>1467709
>Rome (Chrysoula will like this, Frankizka will like this, and Elizabeth will like this. Can make Latin or Italian the adminstrative language.)
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Rome it is.

Do anons want to change the administrative language?

>Change it to Latin!
>Change it to Italian!
>Keep it as it is! (Swedish)
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>>1467754
>Change it to Latin!
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>>1467754
>Keep it as it is! (Swedish)


I plan on taking advantage of us no longer being effected by extreme heat and then changing back to our original colour. So chances are the capital will move north again some day...or I will keep it here. Maybe.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Swedish
2=Latin
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Alright... So what do anons want as their new capital?

>Construct an entirely new palace.
>...Take over the vatican from the Pope.
>Reconstruct one of the old Roman palaces.
>...Have an underground lair.
>Write-In
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>>1467790
>...Have an underground lair.

Just get our science and alchemist shit set up in the new capital. We aren't going to be staying here long if all goes well.
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>>1467790
>Reconstruct one of the old Roman palaces.
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Rolling here in the next 15 minutes anons
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Reconstructed Roman Palace.
2=Underground Lair
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You of course, go for an underground lair...

Of course, this needs to be dug in a mountain or hill... Fortunately, there's some nearby.

Do anons want to move the cabinet, slaves, and servants to here?

>Yes!
>No!
>Just bring the cabinet!
>Just bring the slaves!
>Just bring the servants!
>Write-In
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>>1467817
>Yes!
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You decide to bring the cabinet and slaves...

You also have to design your lair a bit...

What should be the first room anons? This is the entrance.

>Long hallway, of course. Perfect for traps, or just to look intimidating.
>Throne room. Might as well do ease of use.
>What? You just want a hole in the ground to sleep in. Just one room, and that's called the bedroom.
>Write-in for ideas.

Feel free to mess with the map.
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>>1467830
>Long hallway, of course. Perfect for traps, or just to look intimidating.
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You of course, set up a long hallway.

What do anons want to set up next?

Just choose three anons.

>Set up a bedroom.
>Set up a treasury. (Can be combined with bedroom.)
>Set up a throne room.
>Set up a laboratory.
>Set up a council chamber.
>Boobytrap the long hallway.
>Set up a small shrine to the Roman gods.
>Write-In
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>>1467844
>>Set up a throne room.
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>>1467844
>Set up a throne room.
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Choose three anons.
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>>1467844
>Set up a council chamber.
>Set up a small shrine to the Roman gods.
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>>1467856
>Set up a laboratory.
>Set up a council chamber.
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>>1467860
Why would we have the lab with human experimentation right where people can walk in?
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>>1467882
Because we need a lab wherever we are. We don't need to use it for experimentation and we will have left those people back in the other palace, seeing as it is the only one with a dungeon to contain them.

We need this so we can work to reverse our colour change.
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>>1467887
We can have it behind the throne room, near our living quarters
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>>1467896
That I can accept.
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>>1467897
Yeah, I wasn't saying to not have it. Just that it is weird to put it near places that are publicly accessible
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>>1467900
I don't plan on doing any dangerous, to others, or secretive research here. So I want to try and save time so we can get on to projects and dealing with shit.


Seriously my plan is essentially this:

1) Set up new temp palace / research facility.

2) Go and conquer all the regions of the world which are too hot for us the rest of time that we want. Like that large chunk of africa and perhaps some of south / central america if america allows it.

3) Reverse the change of colour.

4) Move capital back.
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>>1467910
My OG plan, before I screwed it all up, was to make a mutagen that allowed us to change color at will. I was hoping for a nat 20. Instead... yeah
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>>1467916
It's not a problem. What you have made is a...interesting weapon against dragons.


It also raises an excellent point: the change to us effected Liz and all the other half-dragons and such born by mutagen. This means we must be very, very careful to avoid making genetics too...strange.
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You set up a council chamber, a lab, and a throne room. The bare essentials.

Elizabeth seems exciteded to be here, along with Frankizka... Elizabeth seems to be treating it more of a vacation though, and as you set the slaves to work, she of course, looks very eager.

"So, Ren?"

"What?"

"Now that we can actually go to warmer places, and you won't have a heat stroke..."

"Hm?"

"Well, I was considering why don't we go for a day at the beach or something like that? It'd be fun, relaxing... Also we've never done it..."

"Liz, I'm kind of busy..."

"It'll take a few days to get this done Ren, and besides, we're in ITALY. We might as well go on vacation."

Actions

>...Alright. I suppose we can go on a bit of a vacation...
>...Why don't we go on a vacation with Frankizka too?
>Now would be a good time to enslave some people... Ask if Liz wants to come along?
>...No, no... You have work to do. (Timeskip)
>Write-In
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>>1467948
>Now would be a good time to enslave some people... Ask if Liz wants to come along?
>Write-In
"If we head down to africa for the slaves we could take in the beauty of some of your southern most colonies or we could go and enjoy Australia or India. They all have wonderful beaches, so we could have a nice time while we blow off some steam."
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>>1467948
>>Now would be a good time to enslave some people... Ask if Liz wants to come along?
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>>1467948
>...Why don't we go on a vacation with Frankizka too?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince her to join you in a slaving trip.

+3 if you can mention great shenannigns you'll get up to...
+2 if you can talk about how much fun enslaving humans is. And how much fun it would be with Elizabeth!
+1 if you can also maybe be a lewd towards her.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1468006
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Well. Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1468010
Third 1 in a row
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>>1468012
yeah
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>>1468012
Yes.


>>1468014
Stop rolling, offer a prayer to the dice gods and beg their forgiveness for whatever you did.
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Roll me a 1d20.

+3 if you can mention barbaric things in raiding, and hype it up to Elizabeth, and talk about how she might love it!
+2 if you can also be barbarically loving towards her.
+2 if you can mention how cute she'd be, trying to enslave people, and mention how she'd look in one of her forms trying to enslave people!
+1 if you can of course, justify enslaving humans to her. Barbaricaly, of course.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1468022
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>>1468025
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>>1468025
Stop rolling. At this point I am starting to think you have rigged the fucking rolls or pissed off a mod.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1468025
What the shit fag
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1468022
P A I N
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>>1468025
Ok, that's it. I'm ignoring this roll.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1468035
What are the odds? 1/160000
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>>1468040
Thank fuck!
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Anyways, does anyone want to do the bonuses?
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>>1468040
The odds of 4 ones in a row are:

1/20/20/20/20 or 0.00000625%
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>>1468022
Aggressively motorboat
Just imagine how cute you'd be, wrapping up slaves in your Yuan-ti tail!
If we take africans, they would have a better life, rather than living in that shithole
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1468022
"My love, shall we go and burn down villages, sack towns and raid hamlets to our hearts content? I know you would love to do so...

I bet you could enslave entire towns in your most adorable forms and I know they would enjoy serving you. As clearly it is the highest purpose they shall have in life."

Say this while sweeping her off her feet.
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>>1468054
No, it's 1/2. It happens or it doesn't.
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>>1468065
the probability of rolling a 1 on a d20 is 1/20. The probability of rolling 2 1's is (1/20)*(1/20) and so on. You don't understand probability
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>>1468072
It's a meme, my friend.
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7+8=15

Borderline Failure!

"My love, shall we go and burn down villages, sack towns and raid hamlets to our hearts content? I know you would love to do so. I bet you could enslave entire towns in your most adorable forms and I know they would enjoy serving you. As clearly it is the highest purpose they shall have in life... Imagine, how adorable you'd be, wrapping up would-be-slaves in your yuan-ti form!"

You of course, pull out your most fancy moves, and pull her into a hug... A hug which happens to put her breasts right into your face.

"Ren, I erm... What if someone sees me or... Well, I'm not too sure it's really proper for a lady like me to be caught enslaving people... It would get people the wrong idea!"

You'll need to convince her a bit more.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince her anons.

+3 if you can talk about how she won't be caught, and how for a dragon queen, it's very proper behavior!
+2 if you can talk about what new slaves could do for her... And her hoard.
+1 if you can continue to be loving towards her.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1468089
It's Africa! No-one will know or care!
They can help you around the house, and if we sell them to the kobolds, we will get a LOT of money for the horde
Slap her ass and kiss her face
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1468089
"Hey, they are only Africans. Who is going to believe them over you? And it's not like dragons and royalty haven't done this sort of thing before, so it is well within your expected character. At least in my opinion.

Just think about what they could do for your horde: polishing your jewels and gold, counting it as well."
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17+9=26

Great Success!

"Hey, they're Africans. Who is going to believe them over you? And it's not like dragons and royalty haven't done this sort of thing before, so it is well within your expected character. At least in my opinion..."

"Well..."

"Just think about what they could do for your horde: polishing your jewels and gold, counting it as well..."

"...I'd rather sell them and have a bigger hoard, in all honesty... Besides, I feel like my side of the bed is a bit... What's the word? Barren."

Actions

>...Did I mention I'm selling these kobolds?
>Come on. After we enslave them, we'll have some fun together... Well, hopefully the enslaving part is fun, but we'll do more fun things.
>Come on... I don't know if we should sell them...
>Write-In
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>>1468118
>...Did I mention I'm selling these kobolds?

I am assuming this is meant to be selling these TO the kobolds?
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>>1468118
>>...Did I mention I'm selling these to the kobolds?
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>>1468057
If you take Africans you have to deal with niggers, let's not.
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>>1468149
We sell them immediately to the kobolds. let them deal with it
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"...Did I mention I'm selling these to the kobolds?"

"...Well now, you have my attention... I suppose it'd be a worthy pursuit of our time."

"Great! Let's get going."

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how many slaves you collect with Liz...

+3 if you can goof around with Liz while pillaging and enslaving Africans.
+2 if you can of course, self-justify this as Elizabeth.
+1 if you can find a way to make Elizabeth enjoy this a lot more.
+1 if you can somehow get Elizabeth to enslave using one of her more "cute" forms as a challenge.

If anons do all of this, you can choose to see if Liz starts to enjoy enslaving others and raiding. This is entirely optional.
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1468173
I'm in favor of Liz enjoying slaving as long as it doesn't go too overboard.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1468173
fondle her breasts as we fly
They are only africans
Kobold is the way to go
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1468173
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Back.

If anons want more slaves, you can do the bonuses.

>>1468181
Not really "goofing around" anon.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

17+3=20

You of course get about 200 slaves from your slave run...

Ignore my roll.
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Elizabeth seems to be kind of bored as you terrify the fifth African village. She doesn't exactly seem to be having a good time.

Actions

>...Try to make this more fun for her?
>...Eh. Who cares, your getting more slaves with her around. You don't really care if she does enjoy it.
>...Maybe you should go do something else with her.
>Write-in
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>>1468320
>>...Try to make this more fun for her?
I'm at work so I won't be able to post more:(
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You decide to make this more fun for her.

Roll me a 1d20 twice anons.

+3 if you can come up with something fun to do to make her enjoy slaving Africans?
+2 if you can be caring to her and curious why she's bored.
+2 if you can terrify africans/make examples.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

Play catch or juggle some of the cattle they're never going to see again
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1468337
"Hey come on, tell me what has you so dour. Aren't you having fun?

Why don't we make them do something funny or do you want to take a break?"

Have all the Africans do a dance routine or something. Also get some ropes and an African and make them a "puppet".
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>>1468402
Forgot to mention, ask her if she wants to make them make us a feast or something.
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>>1468402
That will just make Elizabeth very, very concerned about your mental health if your making Africans puppets. Try something else.
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>>1468437
...it seemed funny to me.


Fine, have them make a wicker statue of Liz in her dragon form or something.
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>>1468452
Why do we want to burn the form of Liz?
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>>1468460
Why would we ever burn it? I just don't think they can make a stone statue in a reasonable time scale.
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15+7=22

"Liz, come on. What has you so dour? Aren't you having enough fun? Why don't we make them do something funny, or do you want a break?"

"Eh... I'm just thinking this is kind a bit degrading."

"Degrading? How?"

"...Well, not degrading... Slow. Very slow. Isn't there anything else we can do to make this speed up? Also, yes, it is quite dull to see you roar at villagers and demand they get on your back, especially since I'm just sitting her twiddling my claws."

Actions

>...Alright, do you want to do the next village then? I can twiddle my claws too, you know.
>Alright... Well, maybe I can come up with a way for both of us to have fun...
>...Well, we could go for larger targets...
>...Why don't we take a break for a while then?
>Write-in
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>>1468465
>...Alright, do you want to do the next village then? I can twiddle my claws too, you know.
>Or we can find a village that we agree on just simply destroying together.

I don't know why anons always derail the classic dragon raid.
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>>1468465
>...Alright, do you want to do the next village then? I can twiddle my claws too, you know.
>...Well, we could go for larger targets...
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"Alright. Do you want to do the next village then? I can twiddle my claws too... Or we could find bigger targets..."

"...I'm not too sure about destroying random villages. I'd rather get something out of it."

"Oh... Well... Larger targets?"

"I suppose."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to find BIG TARGETS.

+2 if you can think what would be a big target in Africa.
+2 if you can be a bit disappointed that you don't get to do anything really.
+2 if you can terrify the slaves on your back. And Liz's back.
+1 if you can think how nice it would be if Liz and you did slaving together more often... (+1 if you can think how you could make it romantic.)
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Rolled 3, 1, 1, 3, 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 3, 3 = 57 (25d3)

>>1468517
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

I'm clearly drunk ignore that roll
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>>1468517
Wherever the fuck the local warlord rules from OR places along a river.

"Dammit, I was looking forward to this..."

"Hold on tight, if we sneeze you may go flying off."

"It would be nice if we spent more time together and this is a easy way to do it...could make it more romantic by bringing stuff for a picnic and shit..."
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Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1468544
Forgot to roll.
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1468517
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16+10=26

Of course, it's not too long until you see a large town on the riverbed... It's certainly well populated... There's even a few millita. How cute.

Elizabeth however, takes the lead...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to pillage this town anons.

+3 if Elizabeth can do this HER way, and make it fun.
+2 if Elizabeth can, of course, highlight the fun parts about being a slave... All while finding a way to crush the militia in a rather vicious manner.
+2 if Elizabeth of course, can think how much more fun this is when she's doing it...
+1 if Ren can of course, try to help, and slightly envy Liz for being able to attack a large town...
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1468837
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1468837
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>>1468837
About to take a nap.

But I forgot to mention that if anons do everything, you'll get slightly more slaves then usual and Elizabeth will actually enjoy going out and enslaving people.
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Elizabeth can do it her way by encircling parts of the town with fire.

Some of the more fun aspects of being a slave is not caring about where or how you're going to have to get food or keep the food over your head standing, just leave that to someone else like your master. One way to crush the town militia is to physically crush them under our feet.

Clearly this is more fun when we're here. Without us Ren is would no doubt be bored doing the same routine as always but as with all things it's better with the spouse.

Ren himself can help simply by using encouraging words or by taking done militia with some lightning spells at militia. He's no doubt thinking about his first raid as a dragon during his younger years, thinking about how exhilarating it has to be for an inexperienced Liz.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

Of course, Elizabeth begins her rampage via encircling the town with fire, and quite literally crushing the town milita.... Of course, their little tiny bullets do nothing but tickle you as you gather up their families...

Ignore my roll.
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...You have to admit, enslaving the africans is quite fun... You can't help yourself but giving a bit of an evil chuckle...

Actions

>This is fun... And besides... Maybe you can explore some more... Aggressive thoughts. (Elizabeth will have less qualms about doing "evil" things... And by extension, will have less qualms about you doing evil things.)
>Oh, this is quite good...Not too sure about acting out is good though... (Elizabeth becomes alright with slavery.)
>...This is abbohrent! Why are you doing this? (Elizabeth backpeddels back to preferring "good" things)
>Write-in
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>>1469085
>Oh, this is quite good...Not too sure about acting out is good though... (Elizabeth becomes alright with slavery.)
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Liz is now alright with slavery.

You have gotten 600 slaves from the settlement, and the two of you continue to fly on...

It's not too long until you find another settlement, this one seemingly defended by a warlord, and of course, Liz takes the lead... She seems to be enjoying herself.

"So... Who do you want to bet can take the most slaves?"

She seems to be a bit competitive...

Actions

>I bet I can.
>...Eeh... You can, I bet.
>Write-In
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>>1469113
>I bet I can.
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"Yeah, well, I bet I can..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and beat Elizabeth at enslaving people.

+3 if you can find a terrifying way to drop from the sky, and of course take care of the milita here as well! (+1 if Elizabeth can "goof around" a bit and have fun just terrifying them.)
+3 if you can find a way to easily enslave entire families as fast as possible. (+1 if Liz can inadvertantly take longer to enslave people, or if you distract her.)
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>>1469113
>I bet I can
I should be working. But slavery is way more fun than wage slavery
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1469141
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1469141
Dont have time for the write in
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Do anons want to try and do some bonuses/? Keep in mind, Liz will also get to roll three times.
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Breath fire directly in front of our path as we descend onto the village. That should be a cool entrance. Use our tail to swipe at the militia and if we have ridges, try to impale them.

Go from house to house and grab small handfuls of slaves. They should be huddled together like that.
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>>1469215
That's the default way you enslave people, grab them from their homes. Come up with a faster way, or alternatively do the bonuses for slowing/distracting Liz.
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>>1469245
Use our tail to either corral them or to kick up dirt to hamper their vision. From their they can be more easily captured.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Ignore my roll.
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Rolled 16, 1, 5 + 2 = 24 (3d20 + 2)

Ignore my roll.
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Of course, you are rather experienced and you of course, gather up near three times as many slaves as she has.. She however, tripped after stomping on a militaman, and kind of crushed half the village... And also resulting in her not getting any.

You've gotten three hundred slaves. In total, you now have 1000 slaves.

Of course, she gets up and sighs.

",,,I guess I'm not very good at this slaving thing..."

"Oh, your great, a natural!"

"I hope... Hey erm... I don't think we actually agreed to something depending on who won."

"Yeah.."

"...Well, I guess you get to ask me to do something now... Nothing too embarrassing, ok?"

Actions

>...Why don't you let me do more lustful things to you? I love it, you love it...
>...Why don't you tell me yet another embarrassing secret about one of your forms?
>Just do me a favor...
>What? This was a friendly competition...
>...Why don't you try to get along with Frankizka?
>Write-In
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>>1469329
>...Why don't you tell me yet another embarrassing secret about one of your forms?
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>>1469338
Specify a form please.
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>>1469349
Dwarf. She may not use it much but I feel like there is something kinky when she does
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>>1469354
Anon, she's only ever used it a small handful of times, and has no other reason to shift to it.
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>>1469370
God damn it. I keep expecting her to do something like play the bagpipes or sing Scottish songs in front of the slaves. May as well ask about Drow form.
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"Well... Tell me, what do you do in your drow form?"

"...Erhm..."

"Come on, tell me... I want to hear the most embarrassing thing."

She sighs a bit.

"...Well... I mean, I kind of have a slight habit of... I kind of... Erm... I kind of try dresses on, try to look as nice as possible... I also kind of... Well... I kind of also take a bit of a... Well... Money bath."

"Money bath?"

"I-I mean, I do it in most of my forms... I just turn the water extremely hot, and relax with a large pile of my money... Sometimes a safe I found..."

"...So you bathe with your money."

"...Just a little... I um... I also kind of have some slaves feed me grapes, fan me... I um... I also kind of read a book... It's relaxing."

It's not really embarrassing...

Actions

>...Hold on, I want a refund. That was just something personal... I want something embarrasing!
>...Could be better.
>That's kind of nice.
>...Why do you like money so much?
>I should do that sometime... Sounds nice.
>Write-in
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>>1469452
>...Hold on, I want a refund. That was just something personal... I want something embarrasing!
Maybe for Elf form
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"Hold on, I want a refund... That was just something personal! I want something embarrassing!"

"I already told you one Ren..."

"How about Elf?"

"...How about no?"

Actions

>...I'll make it worth your while, Liz...
>Embarrass her until she tells you her secrets...
>...Listen, why don't we discuss this over a good tumble once we get home?
>...If you tell me, we can do stuff at the beach...
>Nevermind then...
>Write-in
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>>1469472
>...I'll make it worth your while, Liz...
we'll tell her an embarrassing secret in one of our other forms
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>>1469494
Come up with one then, anon.
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>>1469506
In our Yuan-Tinform we would sometimes secretly swim in the harbor of Stockholm as a way to mimic mermen which we've never seen
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>>1469520
Sorry, but... I just can't see Renexizious doing that.
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>>1469529
What about swimming the harbor of Stockholm looking for sunken treasure.
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>>1469561
he's currently a red dragon which means an elemental weakness towards water.
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>>1469571
We did only just become a Red dragon. Ren could've been looking for treasure in the Baltic just a few days ago
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how about our trip over japan while we were heading towards Korea and Vietnam.
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"Well um.. I kind of have a bit of a... Fascination with Japan... It's um... I kind of you know... I kind of have a bit of a habit for looking for ancient Japanese ruins in the baltic.. I erm... I kind of also tend to collect an awful lot of their books..."

"Ren, that's just a hobby... A not very intelligent one, but that's not really embarrasing."

She sighs, and you begin your flight back to Italy...

Eliabeth has upgraded from having fun with you!

Choose a minor mutation.

>Stable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Upgrade Form
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>>1469693
>Upgrade Mutation
Demonic Laughter.
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>>1469706
That's the wrong character anon.
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>>1469708
aww. list please.
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>>1469693
Stable mutation
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>>1469708
List of stable mutations please
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>>1469745

>Fire Breath
>Climate Changer
>Healing Breath (Is now on fire. But heals people. While on fire. Because magic.)
>Shapeshift (3 points to invest in!)
>Large: (4 points to invest in!)

Also, going to give 10 minutes before I default to stable.

Here's the stables.

>Elongated Ears (Increased hearing in all forms, slightly makes Liz's ears a bit elven)
>Napalm Healing (Elizabeth's firery healing breath can now stick to people.)
>Animal Empathy (Animals seem to get along rather well with Elizabeth.)
>Form Upgrade: Yuan Ti (???)
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>>1469794
Napalm Healing sounds awesome, but I kinda want Shapeshifting to unlock Chimeraism.
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>>1469794
Fuck it. I'm voting stable for elongated ears
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>>1469804
fucking elf lover.
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>>1469840
I'm afraid my faggotry can not be contained. Although having better hearing overall is a boon.
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>>1469801
You already have chimeraism.
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>>1469871
I vote for napalm healing breath.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Well... I guess I'll roll.

1=Napalm Healing
2=Elongated Ears
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You of course, begin to fly back home, and you can't help but notice Liz's ears have grown a bit longer... Huh.

Eventually you get back to the under-construction lair and dump your slaves.

"...Well, I think that's enough for me now."

'Oh... Your done already?"

"...I think I might go to the beach and sunbathe a bit. I've never done that before... Your welcome to join me, by the way.

Actions

>...Sure. I don't see why not.
>...Nah. I'm not really a fan of that...
>...Come on, I think I can come up with something to do...
>Write-in
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>>1469867
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
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>>1469915
Can I reroactively vote against always having elf ears?
>...Sure. I don't see why not.
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I have 2 ideas that will greatly improve our empire that have been fermenting in my brain while I was at work.
1) We should go to the WW2 dimension and talk to Hitler. Ask to trade our fancy ballistics tech and other supersciences we have in exchange for some of theirs. Specifically, "Die Glocke" Which purportedly could could create a radius where "Within the zone, crystals would form in animal tissue, blood would gel & separate while plants would decompose into a grease like substance." Imagine if we weaponized that.
2) From the cure for homosexuality, we know we can create a mutagen that spreads like a disease. We also know we can create mutagens that have the added bonus of increasing loyalty to us. What if we combined them and created a mutagenic disease whose only effect would be to give people an increasingly potent sense of loyalty to us, then released it into the Drow tunnels or America?
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Also, some questions I have
1) Why haven't we done anything with the 40K dimension
2) Why, when God resurrected us, was our soul fractured and we were considered undead? It's God, so I wouldn't consider Jesus undead.
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Alright, back fo r a minute.

Also, sorry but no.

"Sure. I don't see why not."

You of course, head down to the beach...

"So, what's the plan? Sun bathe on the coast... Go in the water... What's the plan?"

"...Well, I was thinking about just going to my human form, sitting down, and maybe getting a bit of a tan..."

Actions

>...That's lame... Come on, we're dragons. Why don't we try to do something fun?
>...I think that'd be nice.
>...You don't think you can't get tan in another form, right?
>...Eh... I'm just going to take a nap and wait until you're done...
>...You know, why don't we do something a bit... Lustful? Some tumbling would be nice.
>Write-in
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>>1470139
>>...I think that'd be nice.
>>...You don't think you can't get tan in another form, right?
>>...Eh... I'm just going to take a nap and wait until you're done...
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>>1470125
40k is pretty OP.

>>1470139
>...I think that'd be nice.
>...You don't think you can't get tan in another form, right?
>...Eh... I'm just going to take a nap and wait until you're done...
I don't think they should get a tan in a for. That has scales.

While we're taking a nap maybe we can talk to Jupiter or some other deity. It's been a while since we've talked.
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"Yeah, that'd be nice... Don't think you can't get tan in another form, right?"

"...I'll try."

"Yeah... Anyways, I'm going to get some sleep."

"Right. Well, night then."

You land on the Sicilian shoreline, and continue onto a beach... Of course, it doesn't take too long to find a newspaper you decide to read before you sleep...

Huh. There's something interesting...

Firestorm in Argentina?

Apparently, experts report that a firestorm errupted in Buenos Aires, and that the remains of women, men, and children are being pulled out now. Apparently the entire city was destroyed, and there's some suspects that a dragon may of done this, evident by survivor reports... United Nations have deemed attacks by dragons to be a "war crime" and will be seriously dealt with in the future.

Shit.

Not to mention an article about how Dresden has been rebuilt after the second world war... Oh, and something about how the German prisoners in the soviet gulags have returned home, and it seems that your popularity in Germany has greatly increased, since the gulags are no longer in action...

Back in a second.

Just saying, anons are lucky you haven't had the United Nations try to fuck you up since you've deliberetly enslaved populations and have done other shit.
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You of course can't help but pass out...

Do anons want to shift PoV's?

>Revenaris (Boot Camp!)
>Charlemagne (Internal Conspiracies!)
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>>1470202
Oh, and third option...

>Stay as Renexizious.
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>>1470175
>>Stay as Renexizious.
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>>1470218
This
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>>1470218
This
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Of course, you wake up not too long after, with Liz of course, cuddling up with you. In her yuan-ti form.

You swear her tail's a bit longer... In fact, when you carefully measure it, it seems to have grown from twenty meters to twenty-six meters. Interesting.

Elizabeth for some reason, has gotten a +1 to grappling in her yuan-ti form.

She also seems to be sleeping, and her upper human body seems to be a bit tan.

Of course, you manage to get out and this wakes her up...

"...Ren? Oh, your um... Awake."

[red]"Yeah... You kind of passed out on me."[/red]

"Yeah... I um... I kind of wanted to cuddle with you before I leave for England again."

[red]"England? Why?"[/red]

"I have some work I have to do... Involving the colonies, the economy... You know how it is..."

Seems like Elizabeth is leaving you soon.

Actions

>...Well... Before you go, why don't we do something together?
>...Do you want me to help? I heard how hard-hitting my economy is now.
>...Oh... Well, I'll see you later then, Liz.
>Write-in
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>>1470453
>...Oh... Well, I'll see you later then, Liz.
>...Do you want me to help? I heard how hard-hitting my economy is now.
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>>1470453
>...Do you want me to help? I heard how hard-hitting my economy is now.
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>>1470453
>...Oh... Well, I'll see you later then, Liz.
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>>1470453
>>...Do you want me to help? I heard how hard-hitting my economy is now.
>>...Oh... Well, I'll see you later then, Liz.
>>
Back anons.

[red]"Oh... Well, I'll see you later then, Liz. But do you want my help? I heard how hard hitting my economy can be."[/red]

"...I wouldn't mind, actually... Parliament of course is dead set on pulling out of the colonies..."

She sighs a bit..

What do anons?

>Offer to help her with parliament?
>Offer to help her take care of parliament. Permanently.
>...Offer to give her some gold? (Your treasury is 20$ Million)
>Write-In
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>>1470663
>...Offer to give her some gold? (Your treasury is 20$ Million)
She should at least hold on to Canada, South Africa, Australia and New Zealand.
South Africa because its close to mineral rich
places.
Canada because its a major foothold in North America
Australia also has minerals and potentially other resources
New Zealand because we need a place to film our future fantasy films.

Also all of these places have substantial populations from which to recruit men from
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>>1470663
>...Offer to give her some gold? (Your treasury is 20$ Million)

10$ million.

With the understanding that we will be...compensated in due time. Preferably by providing us with any naval designs and research they can, so we can catch up in that area a little more easily.
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>>1470675
What do you want to give her anon?
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>>1470682
Ten million
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[red]"How does ten million sound?"[/red]

"I suppose that could work... Thanks Ren."

You grant her 10$ Million. It should subsidize her until England is completely rebuilt and their debt to the USA is paid off.

You of course wave goodbye as she flies off, and you continue to read the newspaper...

[i]Walt Disney: Construction on "Disneyland" in America![/i]

[i]America reports detonation of first Hydrogen bomb![/i]

[i]Strange Cult in America, called Scientology![/i]

[i]Eisenhower warns of domino-effect of communism in Indo-China! American Government expected to act against communist Vietnamese rebels and Indonesian revolutionaries![/i]

[i]Military occupation of Paraguay, Commander of Brazilian Armed Forces and Regent of Brazil has called for the unification of South America![/i]

Seems like that's it...

Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you should do something about one of these events.
>...S
>...Maybe you should talk to the "Regent" of Brazil... He seems like an interesting leader.
>Eh... Head back to your lair under construction. (Timeskip.)
>Write-In
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>>1470709

Shit, tried to abort.

Second option is just

>See about calling your son.
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>>1470711
>>1470709
>...Maybe you should do something about one of these events.

See if Walt Disney would mind us investing. Offer him 5 million and see what he offers in return.

>See about calling your son.
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You decide to look into maybe investing into Walt Disney... When you call and offer him five million, he seems to be willing to give you a %30 share of all income coming from the new "Disneyland".

Actions

>Accept.
>Decline.
>Demand more.
>Write-in
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>>1470753
>>Accept.
Hell yeah. Make a note to invest more in the future so it doesn't fail
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>>1470753
>Accept.

30% of the profits of Disneyland! Hell yeah!
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You of course accept.

Of course, you go to call up your son Viktor.

Eventually he picks up.

"Dad? What do you want?"

"Are you busy?"

"Just working out. You need something? "

Actions

> Just wanted to see how you were doing.
> Wrong number, sorry.
> I had a question...
> Gotta go, sorry.
> Write In
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>>1470957
>> Just wanted to see how you were doing.
>> I had a question...
Want to work together on getting to space?
Will greatly help relations
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>>1470963
Don't. We aren't bringing that up with him.

That is a secret project that will only be announced when the satellite is in orbit or the day before we launch.
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>>1471017
Then why don't we launch it while on the phone with him?
>Hey, I heard you were trying to go to space. Turn on the TV
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>>1471028
Because OP hasn't said it is ready for launch, as far as I can remember we still have a month to go until it is ready for launch but I could be wrong.

Also because I want to set up interviews with the news and shit before hand.
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>>1471054
okay:(
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>>1471061
Trust me. I have many plans for space.


Like, we will have a lunar colony in the year 1960 sorts of plans.
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>>1471137
It's rather simple. I've examined the simple math of it and looked for areas we can make huge savings:

1) We have far better computers than the actual space programs did. We can make more precise calculations for our manoeuvres and orbits reducing the needed fuel for transfer burns and so on.

2) We have access to a infinite time length and high density energy source and storage system. One that makes solar, isotropic decay and most other more conventional ones allowing us to avoid problems in that area and only need to send a single supply of Renexium up and then cultivate it.

3) We have access to ultra strong "dragon-steel" which is roughly either 5 or 2 times as strong and it's stronger variant. It is roughly 10 times stronger than regular steel allowing it to produce far larger structures that can withstand the same stresses as smaller materials and also helps us avoid the gravitational bending effect that could rip stations apart if we get to that scale...

4) We have MAGIC! Artificial gravity, radiation shielding (potentially don't hold me to that), meteor shielding (totally possible) and many other such effects like enhancing the growth speed of plants in space for hydroponics.

5) We have biological mutagens and can alter species to survive lower and higher gravity along with intense radiation.

6) I know of ways to produce solar panels, concrete, water and rocket fuel from materials found on the surface of the moon. Thanks to the make-up of the surface dust and presence of "natural" Ice lakes / oceans.


I can provide links if you want?
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>>1471172
How would we solve the oxygen problem? Air Magic would probably be the way to go, but we can use the ice lakes to make air as well. Speaking of that, I think our next personal action as Ren should be to learn air magic
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>>1471182
Well, ignoring hydrolysis like you said, we should consider the use of plants to turn CO2 back into O2.
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>>1471195
The problem with that is we will also be missing the other gasses that air is composed of as well, and I don't know how long the plant system could keep a steady supply of air. It very well may work, but I am leaning toward the magic side of things, as there are a lot less hangups about silly things like "conservation of energy" and "Where is this air coming from?" Or we could just make a small rip in space and pump in air from the surface.
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>>1471216
There are very few problems with the system I am suggesting.


The only problems we could run into really are if we run out of Nitrogen, Potassium or other such critical parts of the plant system. However we can easily solve these in all honesty as we mine the moon, seeing as we will find more nitrogen and shit.


Conservation of energy isn't really a problem.
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>>1471241
We could just reserve air magic for long space trips. And I agree that we could find useful materials on the moon, but air majic saves effort on processing those materials
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>>1471271
I don't want to rely on magic and enchantment any more than needed thanks to magic's nature being slightly less predictable than tech, not to mention harder to mass produce.
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"So, just was curious on how you were doing."

"Eh, good. Could be better. You?"

"...I kind of messed up the in the lab and had to move to Italy for a while."

"Really? That sucks. You should just get humans to research for you, I find it a lot easier... And a lot less risky."

Actions

>...Well, to be honest humans aren't as intelligent...
>...That's a good point.
>Well, with what I work on, not a lot of humans want to get involved...
>...Honestly, I want to talk about something else...
>Write-In
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>>1471277
>>...Well, to be honest humans aren't as intelligent...
>You got a girlfriend yet?
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>>1471277
>Write-In
"True but then they start complaining that the ethics of what you are doing is wrong or asking why you are torturing a mass murderer by testing the effects of overdosing on half-dragon mutagen...

As it turns out, very bad, always use the right dosages.

Anyhow, then I would have to pay them and trust them to not betray me. Also I do have scientists under me but they aren't exactly able to do mutagen research. Not their area of expertise."
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"True, but then they start complaining that the ethics of what you are doing is wrong or asking why you are torturing a mass murderer by testing the effects of overdosing on half-dragon mutagen...

As it turns out, very bad, always use the right dosages.

Anyhow, then I would have to pay them and trust them to not betray me. Also I do have scientists under me but they aren't exactly able to do mutagen research. Not their area of expertise... Anyways, you got a girlfriend yet?"


"...I erm... No? I'm too busy, still."

Actions

>Encourage him to get a girlfriend.
>Congratulate his hard-working personality?
>Talk about something else.
>Write-In
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>>1471325
>>Encourage him to get a girlfriend.
You'll go insane if the only outlet from work stress is work or working out!
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>>1471325
>Congratulate his hard-working personality?
>Encourage him to get a girlfriend.
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can get him to get a girlfriend.

+2 if you can mention how successful you've been at the romance game, and talk a bit about how great your wives are... (+1 if you can embarrass him about about his mom and how great she is.)
+2 if you can also talk about great bonding things you can do with her... Like the family tradition. Slavery... World conquest... Mutating people against their will... Great things!
+1 if you can also mention your surprise he isn't romantically interested... Compared to you and your children.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1471394
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>>1471394
Girlfriends, and eventually wives, provide great comfort. Look at me! I have 3. They are all great boosts to my happiness and reduce stress. *cough*And their tits*cough*. I am surprised that you haven't even tried, when all of my adult children are looking for someone or already have found one!
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16+5=21

"Listen, girlfriend and wives provide great comfort. Look at me, I have three! Great boosts to my happiness and reduce stress... And erm... Their tits really do help. I'm not surprised you haven't even tried when all my adult kids are looking!"

"...I don't know if it's for me dad. I'm the president... And erm... A relationship with a mammal seems... I don't really see how it's possible biologically speaking..."

You'll need to convince him more...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince him further.

+3 if you can talk about how great relationship with female mammals and reptilians can be! (+2 if you can talk about other races that might be interesting.)
+1 if you can also embarrass him.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1471475
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Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1471475
"Don't tell me you need me to explain it to you?

For god sake my son, mammals are warm and soft and adorably small. Reptiles are cuddly as fuck since we produce tons of heat and if you get a yuan-ti they'll constrict the shit out of you and it's like a really nice tight hug."
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1471475
Guys, should we give him the dragon mutagen with extra extra loyalty?
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>>1471492
No. Besides, he's already a Dragon.
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>>1471498
I thought he was just a half-dragon. Then I remembered he flew over here.
And guess who just got completely caught up!
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>>1471519
>Actually read all the archives
Woah. I got here in like thread 30 or 20-something and I've been keeping up ever since.
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>>1471532
Nah, I just took a big break for dozens of threads and only now just finished reading the threads I missed.
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17+10=27

He seems quite convinced.

"...I barely even know what a yuan-ti is, and personally have no experience with women besides mom, and that doesn't count."

"Come on, you don't need experience..."

"Feels like it. I don't even know what to say to them, much less someone who has... Pink flesh, or scales..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can try to talk about how you don't have any experience at all and look at the wives you got!
+2 if you can talk about how a different race as a first lady could help him.

If you succeed, he'll be convinced.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1471564
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>>1471564
Do you think I had any experience when I started courting Elizabeth? And look at her now! My dragon wife!
Say you married a yuan-ti. This would make you appear significantly more accepting to those people and would increase your popularity amongst them
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1471591
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to talk about how nice yuan-ti are.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1471688
They are great cooks, if a little enthusiastic about spices, and are very cuddly with similar scales.
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>>1471718
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Gotta leave for a couple hours, can't wait to see what waifu Viktor gets!
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Critical Success!

Choose one anons.

>Viktor will try to get a girlfriend, and will get a very high quality, nice, genuine girl.
>Viktor will take suggestions on what his girlfriend should be, and what race she'll be.
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>>1471769
This is a tough decision. I think I'll go with a genuine girl since Revenaris failed with relationships that anons put forth.
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>>1471769
>Viktor will try to get a girlfriend, and will get a very high quality, nice, genuine girl.
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Genuine it is.

Viktor seems to have realized something, and thanks you and hangs up the phone.

Huh.

After that, you of course remember Revenaris... Didn't he join an army or something?

Would anons care to roll me a 1d20 once to see how well Revenaris is doing at boot camp.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1471841
I know I'm gonna roll a one or something shitty
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>>1471859
There it is
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1471841
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Meanwhile, as Revenaris.

Holy fuck.

You never realized you could hate absolutely everyone. First of all, the commanding officer berated you and questioned your sexuality once you asked if there'd be any leave while in the armed forces, not to mention ordered you, to order everyone else to do pushups! A hundred! Just for a simple question! YOU AREN'T EVEN AT CAMP YET! Your still on the train!

However, your lucky. You aren't that one guy who fell asleep during the introduction to the commanding offciers and got a megaphone in his ear telling him to wake up... And also got on their shit list.

Of course, you seem to be slightly disliked by everyone else for being "weird" and "getting the drill centurion to make us do work".

Of course, behind your train car seems to be the female regiment, and you can't help but miss Wu. She was nice. And hot.

Actions

>...Maybe you should try to make friends.
>Desert the army as fast as possible. Why not.
>...Maybe you can try to get on the good side of your commanding officers?
>...Just think about Wu and rest until you actually get to boot camp.
>Maybe you should try to call Wu? You erm... You got her number, right? Yeah... Well, she called you before you left and told you it.
>Write-in
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>>1471911
>...Maybe you should try to make friends.
Kobold Fury when?
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>>1471911
>>...Maybe you can try to get on the good side of your commanding officers?
How else are we going to promote?
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Rolling here in 10 minutes. Decide what you want to do anons.
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>>1472153
Getting on the good side of commanding officers makes sense
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Back anons.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to try and get on the good side of your commanders?

+2 if you can wonder what's happening on the surface.
+2 if you can miss Wu. She was nice. Also, hate yourself for being such a NEET.
+2 if you can also find a way to suck up a bit.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1472505
I was having dinner. Where's everyone else?
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>>1472767
Probably missing in action. I accidently took a nap.
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test
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15+2=17

You of course, start to suck up a bit... It'll pay off in the long run hopefully.

Anyways, enough of that little skit. Back to Renexizious.

...So, anyways... What was that plan, about Chaos?

Eh... I was thinking about 3rd edition rules. Nevermind...

...Hey... Have you ever gotten the distinct feeling that someone you know might of converted to chaos and you haven't been putting that together?

...Huh?

...I mean, I get these weird shudders... You know? Like when we talk to Hans. He's too boring, you know? He's the type of guy Slaanesh would target! Along with Claw... But really, he can't get any weirder besides wnating to insert tentacles in things, you know?

What in God's name are you even talking about?{/i]

Daily thoughts about how to destroy chaos.

...Hey, Ren? Quoth here. I just wanted you to know... Go shag a Nurglite and contract syphilis, then promptly get skullfucked.

...Also, Quoth's taunting us mentally again. He's being a prick just because he's really angry that some other dimensional creatures have been rolling "for fucking women again" and wasting natural twenties.

That's because Quoth's an irritating fucking parraot shit, that's what.

You know, I can hear and know what your thinking, and most of it is quite disgusting. Now, can I get out of here? My wings are cramping, and Blondi is drooling on my feathers! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO CLEAN BLOODHOUND SALIVA FROM MY FEATHERS YOU INSOLENT MORTAL!? Not to mention that HE REEKS of blood and guts!

You hear in the background Blondi bark happily for no reason.

Really? Why would I let you out?

...Hm... Well, maybe if you and those in charge of you... Cough cough, the ones known as "Anonymous"...

...What are you talking about?

Shush, puppet.I'm not talking to a thrall of emotions, I am talking to a Mongolian basket-weaving forum... Now, me and... Him... Have had enough of being couped up in miserable conditions, and I demand a small amount of time in realspace! It is as opium is to a mortal for me!

Actions

>...Ignore Quoth completely.
>...Quoth, fine. I'll let you and Blondi how for a minute.
>...Your lucky I don't just beat you up.
>...Hey Claw... You suspect someone to be a chaos heretic?
>Write-in
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>>1472862
>>...Quoth, fine. I'll let you and Blondi how for a minute.
Just got 4chanX. Like the features, but it looks like complete ASS
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>>1472862
>Write-in
Praise Kek you little after party parasite. You'll keep taking it from that dog and like it.
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>>1472862
>...Hey Claw... You suspect someone to be a chaos heretic?
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>>1472862
>...Quoth, fine. I'll let you and Blondi how for a minute.
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While we are still in the D&D dimension, we should visit our grandparents
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>>1473097
That would be wise. We should also see about raiding some dungeons or something. For more gold to continue screwing with the world economy.


Which reminds me, we need to go and check up on our holdings in that one other dimension, the Warhammer one. They've been making oil for awhile now and our other towns have taxes to give us...
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>>1473115
We also need to steal AND ACTUALLY RESEARCH tech from 40K
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>>1473124
Eh, 40K's schizo-tech isn't of too much use to us. We don't need a stronger military right now, we need a better economy and shit.
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>>1473125
They also have industrial tech we could use. They aren't using 50's tech to have a galactic-scale war
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>>1473127
They are in many regards, seeing as we don't have access to Servitor biological computing, almost all of their industrial shit relys on that past a point.


Then in the case of other races, just about the only major race we can actually therefore make use of is the Tau. The technology of whom is often described as far less advanced depending on who you listen to.
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>>1473129
>weeaboo wank
Go figure
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>>1473129
Still, its going to be a vast improvement if we steal whatever makes any factions' (except orks) industrial complex tick
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>>1473133
Not really.

The Imperial's technology is too hard to incorporate thanks to their reliance on bio-computation systems and our lack of experience in that area. Not to mention our citizens might complain if we started turning criminals into vending machines.

The Eldar's tech is all mind magic bullshit we can't use.

The Tyranids don't do industrial anything and also have that huge problem of being fucking horrifying.

The Necron technology is too advanced for us to learn from in a reasonable time scale and self-destructs.

You get the general idea.
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>>1473137
Then we steal the Tau I guess. We could TRY to steal necron tech but it would prob be impossible. We can still steal weaponry though.
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>>1473140
Again, the necron tech self-destructs.


We can however learn a little about robotics, magnetics and plasma weapons from the Tau. If nothing else getting our hands on their anti-grav hovering vehicles would be nice. Or one of their space ships.
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>>1473137
>The Imperial's technology is too hard to incorporate thanks to their reliance on bio-computation systems
I find that statement hard to believe.
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>>1473146
We lack the technology to directly interface with a human brain, forcibly clear it of all data and refill it with programming instructions.

We also lack a sufficient supply of expendable brains to use for this purpose that won't see our people trying to kill us for abusing our people or others.
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>>1473150
The Imperium itself is not entirely reliant on cyborgs though, which I want to know where this is coming from since I don't recall anything like that in the lore. I also doubt that Tau technology would be easier to incorporate than Imperial tech seeing as the entire point of the Tau is suppose to be that they're more technologically advanced than the Imperium.
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>>1473153
>the entire point of the Tau is suppose to be that they're more technologically advanced than the Imperium.

They aren't. They really aren't. It's just that their average tech level is more consistent and that they aren't slowly sliding down towards no knowledge at all.

A good example is that their plasma rifles are fundamentally the same basic design as the imperial ones. Except that the imperial ones are incredibly overcharged so that instead of being a rifle, it is a massive cannon.
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>>1473157
The Tau are suppose to be a more "clean" and sci-if looking faction than the Imperium which is simplistic and has a archaic feel. Just compare their tanks for example. The main Tau tank, the hammerhead, has anti-grav systems and powerful energy weapons. With the exception of missiles I can't even name any Tau weapons which are ballistic. Compare that to the Imperium where anti-grav is a novelty for special forces like the Astartes and a good portion of their armory is actually normal ballistics such as their artillery, bolter weapons and some others. The Leman Russ tank for example has a ballistic cannon and relies on old fashioned tank treads. The Imperial tech, for the most part, is more like what we have and should be easier to grasp.
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>>1473161
You are missing the point:

Most of the imperium doesn't have a high tech level. Or if it does it can't really produce a large amount of it.

It is also a empire far larger than the Tau's entire holdings and thus focuses it's resources into more useful and reliable tech. Especially as some of it's holdings would lack the ability to maintain it without extensive supply lines.

It could in theory make everything the Tau make and better. It however is tempered by the need to have reliable equipment that someone of a far lower tech level can maintain and the fact that their primary technological developers don't do innovation.


Also, the reason they use bolters is because they are easy to produce, cheap to fire and simple to maintain. As it is stated that in the Lore they used to use Volkite weapons until they found them.

The same goes for almost all of their weapons, except the Lasgun which is where the analogy falls apart until more closely inspected where you notice just how reliable and powerful they are.
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>>1473171
>Bolters
>Easy to produce
>Cheap to fire
>Simple to maintain

Somebody tells me your a tech-heretic, anon. Also, they are actually quite expensive to fire, since they use uranium-tipped rounds as the standard ammunition.

Anyways...

You let Quoth and Blondi free, while you think who could be a chaos heretic...

Flames thinks it could be Hans.
Solaire thinks you don't have enough evidence.

Of course.

However, Flames has a brilliant and yet stupid idea.

"Why don't we research that tau tech we captured? We haven't even looked at it or interrogated our prisoners!"

...He has a point.

Actions

>Interrogate the Tau prisoners you got a while ago?
>Research the Tau mech.
>Research the Tau weapons you got...
>...Maybe you should investigate that dimension...
>...Do something else.
>Write-in
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>>1473198
>Interrogate the Tau prisoners you got a while ago?

Can we grab it by the forehead? Also not going to be very active as a player, have a quest to run.
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>>1473198
They aren't really, seeing as most of the Imperium is powered by use of plasma generators and shit. Not to mention it would be Depleted uranium you use for bullets. Unless you want to irradiate yourself excessively and if you are using DU then you have already used it for power generation.
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>>1473198
>Interrogate the Tau prisoners you got a while ago?
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>When you get into a literal argument over the use of AD, BC, and BCE and AC.
What heresy is this anons.

You decide to interrogate the tau prisoners...

>Go for the mechanic.
>Go for the soldiers.
>Nevermind...
>Write-in
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>>1473227
>Go for the mechanic.
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>>1473227
>Go for the mechanic.

I simply think that Imperium technology is easier to steal and harness than Tau tech and that other anon is a bit biased, just going for the weeb inspired faction. Stuff like saying all Imperial tech being cybernetic or whatever sounds exaggerated.
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How do anons want to interrogate?

>Forcibly interrogate him under the threat of violence.
>Try to be a nice guy and talk to him and gently ask him information.
>Torture will get him talking...
>Write-in
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>>1473251
>Forcibly interrogate him under the threat of violence.
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Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+3 if you can find a way to scare the shit out of the Tau mechanic.
+2 if you can punish him whenever he refuses to tell you anything.
+2 if you can of course, talk about what a dragon is, and what they tend to do to people they dislike and won't tell them information.
+1 if you can also insult the Tau, and mention how your race is far superior. Even your women are!
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1473305
Do something with his forehead orifice like poking it. Then insult him for oh physically weak and scrawny his race is. They don't even have 5 appendages in their feet, instead only having like goat hooves or something. Even their women look hideous wit faces that look like a piece of dry and moody fruit.
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>>1473324
A little more dragon supremacy please.
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>>1473331
The Tau may as well be paper mache mannequins.. Even Half-Dragon have claws to stab their opponents, scales to deflect blows from a blade and can breath death upon their enemies depending on what color they are.
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14+6=20

You of course begin to insult and riducle him and talk about how weak his race is...

He seems a bit intimidated, but seems very stubborn about not telling you anything "for the Greater Good", as he puts it.

Fucking Tau.

Actions

>...Try to use his sense of the "Greater Good" against him.
>...Continue to interrogate him.
>Escalate...
>Try to scare him into telling you?
>Take a gentler tone.
>Write-In
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>>1473351
>Try to scare him into telling you?
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>>1473351
>>Escalate...
>>Try to scare him into telling you?
Put some pressure on his extremities
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Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+3 if you can find a way to terrify him!
+2 if you can use another form to terrify him with!
+1 if you can try to mention the sterotypes people give dragons and how they piss you off.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1473368
Bend back his pinky(or equivalent) to the point where it starts to hurt
Dragotaur form, freshly smeared with blood
Do you know what a dragon's favorite meal is?
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>>1473373
I've come here to kick gum and chew bubble ass, and I'm all out of gum
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>The Tau are humanoid in shape, although they have hoofed feet and four-digit hands (three fingers and one thumb).
Interesting
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Critical Success!

You of course, bring out your dragotaur form... And begin to bend his back.


[red]"So?! Do you know what a dragon's FAVORITE meal is?"[/red]

"I-I don't consent! This does not conform to the ways of the Greater Good!"

[red]"Wha-"[/red]

"I will tell you anything! Just stop, you brute!"

Actions

>Ask him a question about something?
>Try to learn how to fix Tau mechs?
>Apologize... You might of gone a bit far.
>...Scare him a bit more. This is fun! (Renexizious will enjoy scaring people.)
>...I was going to say butter... But that works too.
>Write-In
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>>1473394
>>Try to learn how to fix Tau mechs?
>And weapons
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You decide to try and figure out how to fix Tau mechs and weapons.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to learn.

+2 if you can continue to scare said mechanic.
+1 if you can also think of what to do with him once he's spilled all his secrets.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1473414
Eat a stick of butter sculpted in his image
Brainwash him and make a half-dragon/tau
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Allowing samefagging if you can find more ways to scare him. Also for including butter, you get a free +1
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1473424
Show him our other experiments
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>>1473429
Can't wait to waste my 20
>Give him a sneak perview of our khornate marks and demonic laughter
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>>1473434
Keep in mind, he likely has no idea what that means. However, if you can be more blatant in having slight favor among the Ruinous Powers, feel free to go ahead.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1473436
Tell him
>Hey! These are marks of the Chaos God of War and Sports, Khorne! Then let Khorne take over our mouth for a bit and yell at him or something
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>>1473436
Pull out all of our demons and give him a brand of chaos undivided or something
>How are my rolls this average now?
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>>1473440
>2
Give him some "fun" with our prehensile tail.
God help my dice
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>>1473441
Barbaric time I guess
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

What's going on here?
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Luckily you've broke the rules so much since I typically only allow three rolls, that I am now ignoring that one.

12+10=22

You learn quite a bit... It erm... Well, you at least know the basics of how weapons and Tau mechs work. If you had a lot of time and money, you could try to replicate it...

Actions

>...Try to mess around with the Tau Mech.
>Deal with the mechanic.
>Go interrogate the guards?
>Write-in
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>>1473444
Me desperately trying to learn tau tech by coming up with ideas to torture him then getting a 1
>>1473446
See if that loyalty disease is an option
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>>1473446
>...Try to mess around with the Tau Mech.
Try one more time to get more info out of him
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>>1473447
Which one anon? The one for homosexuals, or the mutagens that turn people loyal?
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Since Fagioli never got back to me, just continuing with messing around with the mech.

Roll me a 1d20 once anons.

+2 if you can take precautions while working with this...
+2 if you can also think lustful thoughts about Elizabeth while working, and miss her.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1473477
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1473477
I meant the loyalty one. Never got back because I was doing around for the last half hour looking for an event
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>>1473477
What if I tumbled both Lizs?
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I would rather the one for faggots.
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>>1473611
Probably better in the long run
>>
9

You of course, fuck up and can't figure out how this mech even begins to work. You can fix it, maybe. But it seems very hard and complex...

In the middle of this... You seem to be getting a call. From... America? Some american phone number is calling you.

Actions

>...Answer it.
>Ignore it.
>Write-in
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>>1473737
>...Answer it.
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>>1473737
>>...Answer it.
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>>1473737
>...Answer it.
>>
You of course, answer the phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey dad!" It seems to be... Renexizia.

"Hi. Do y-"

You hear a burp come from the other side.

"Oh! And here's Maria! Say hi!"

"...Hi..." You hear.

"...What's going on?"

"Well... I thought that Maria needed to cheer up, so we're at this bar where a bunch of cute guys are at!"

"...A bar?"

"Yeah, in America! One of those sports ones!"

"Oh."

"...You know dad, they're really weird over here, they look almost naked! You know, the female waitresses?"

"...America is weird. They use a lot of sexual appeal."

"Like mom!"

"...Goddamn it, your all the way in America?"

"Yeah! It's fun! A lot more relaxed, more freedom... Not to mention they have amazing food! I didn't even know what a TACO was until now! Me and Maria are going to sneak a ton into a movie-theater... Oh my God I'm excited!"

"Yeah... Anyways, going to get drunk now."

"Oh... Erm..."

Renexizia grabs the phone.

"Hey, dad? What do I do if a bunch of guys are flirting with me? I erm... I don't really know what to do..."

"Flirting?"

"Yeah! Like what you do with mom. Complimenting her, trying to grope her, that sort of thing."

You hear a sigh, and Maria grabs the phone.

"...What's she's trying to say is that a bunch of drunk guys are hitting on her and she has no idea what to do."

Actions

>What the hell bar are you at?
>...Well... Just have fun you two.
>What did you call me for?
>...For fuck's sake, I'm coming down there...
>...Listen, just give the phone back to Renexizia...
>...Why are you in America?
>Write-in
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>>1473795
>What the hell bar are you at?

I assume that Haroldr is K.I.A.
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>>1473795
>Write-in
"If you are uncomfortable with it, tell them to stop. If they don't and you don't want to fight and or kill them, go to a different bar or get the barman to take care of it.

If for some reason you want to do something with them, just make sure you know what you are getting into. I really can't stress that part enough.

I trust you to be a responsible adult and deal with this situation as you see fit. However I would ask you avoid any sort of political and international nightmares for me. Anything else dear?"
>>

"If you are uncomfortable with it, tell them to stop. If they don't and you don't want to fight and or kill them, go to a different bar or get the barman to take care of it.

If for some reason you want to do something with them, just make sure you know what you are getting into. I really can't stress that part enough.

I trust you to be a responsible adult and deal with this situation as you see fit. However I would ask you avoid any sort of political and international nightmares for me. Anything else dear?"


"Um... No. Not really. Is mom ok?"

"Yeah... She's just busy."

"Right... Hey um... By the way, would you care if we went to an Elvis concert?"

"A who?"

"...Elvis Prestly? He's um... I heard the news say rock's satanist or something. I just want your permission."

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>Sure. I don't see why not.
>...Don't practice satanism, alright?
>...Don't go, please. Who knows what could happen.
>Write-in
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>>1473852
>>Sure. I don't see why not.
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>>1473852
>Write-in
"Sounds interesting. Enjoy yourself and don't agree to any tattoo's just to be on the safe side...I doubt that a specific brand of music would be controlled by Satan but I know such forces exist though they are usually more covert.

Also it might just be the news being inflammatory to get more people listening and reading. Almost certainly in fact.

Yeah, go and enjoy yourselves just don't take any drugs or agree to any sort of piercings or body paint."
>>
"Sounds interesting. Enjoy yourself and don't agree to any tattoo's just to be on the safe side...I doubt that a specific brand of music would be controlled by Satan but I know such forces exist though they are usually more covert. Also it might just be the news being inflammatory to get more people listening and reading. Almost certainly in fact. Yeah, go and enjoy yourselves just don't take any drugs or agree to any sort of piercings or body paint."

"Alright, thanks dad! Oh, by the way, tell mom I said hi!"

"Alright, love you."

"Yeah... Oh um, by the way, Lorriana's been asking questions about you."

"Really?"

"...You know. Kinda weird ones... Like what you like to do."

"...Oh."

"...Yeah... She um... She asks about you a lot... I um... Are you guys friends or something?"

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>Yeah, you could say that.
>...We're um... Special friends...
>...Well, not really, no. I barely know her.
>...Wait, she's interested in me?
>Write-in
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>>1473876
>>Yeah, you could say that.
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>>1473876
>Yeah, you could say that.
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>>1473876
>Yeah, you could say that.

At least certain types of rock are definitely controlled by Satan. When/if Viking metal becomes a thing, you can bet it's being used by the Norse Gods for advertising or something.
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"Yeah. You could say that."

"Right.. I'll um, see you. Love you!"

She hangs up, and you of course, can't help but be frustrated at the mech... You just can't figure it out.

"So... Can I talk to you?" You hear, from behind. You can't help but jump... And just see Frankzika, sitting against the dungeon wall.

"Oh. Hi Frankzika."

"Yeah... Hey um, care if I ask where you've been? And why you have ten heaters in here?"

"I um... I'm kind of sensitive to the cold now..."

"...So we get out of this shitty cold weather? Nice. I'm down for that."

"Great... Hey um, why are you here?"

"...Missed you... Also, I couldn't help but notice that thing. You know... The weird metal thing."

"The mech?"

"...I guess? Also, I came because I'm a bit thirsty, I miss you... Oh, and also because it's my birthday technically in a week, and I thought you should know."

"Oh, nice... I um... How old will you be?"

"Well... I kind of stopped counting after fifty..."

"Right..."

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>...Hey, well... That's great that your turning... However old you are.
>You know, you look as old as you did in your early twenties...
>...Shit, so I have to get you a present?
>I'll get you the best present I can, Frankizka.
>...Why don't we do something together?
>If you want, you can drink a bit of my blood.
>Well, what do you want?
>Write-in
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>>1473903
>>...Hey, well... That's great that your turning... However old you are.
>>You know, you look as old as you did in your early twenties..
>I'll get you the best present I can, Frankizka.
>...Why don't we do something together?
>If you want, you can drink a bit of my blood.
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>>1473903
>If you want, you can drink a bit of my blood.


The EU grows more oppressive with it's internet laws...
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>>1473903
>...Hey, well... That's great that your turning... However old you are.
>If you want, you can drink a bit of my blood.
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>>1473922
What are they doing now?

"Well, that's great that your turning... However old you are. If your thirsty, you can have a bit of my blood."

"Thanks."

She of course, chomps down on your neck...

Oh fuck it hurts oh god.

"Ren, stop moving, it'-"

"This hurts, you know!"

"Really? Oh... Hang on..."

She adjusts a bit, and you feel... Oddly relaxed. Your muscles go from tense to a bit droopy. You feel an awful lot of stress up in your neck just kind of... Get sucked out, in a sense.

"That um... Feels good, actually."

"You should of said it hurt earlier... Sorry about that."

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>...I um... I just didn't know vampire bites could actually be relaxing. How are you doing this?
>...At this rate, you should just open up a spa or something...
>...Why don't we do something together?
>...God, that felt nice...
>...Hey... I'm trying to work... Can you leave after this, please?
>Write-in
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>>1473951
Watch this if you want to know more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3oH5AfpCiY


>...I um... I just didn't know vampire bites could actually be relaxing. How are you doing this?
>...At this rate, you should just open up a spa or something...
>...God, that felt nice...
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>>1473951
>...I um... I just didn't know vampire bites could actually be relaxing. How are you doing this?
>>...At this rate, you should just open up a spa or something...
>>...Why don't we do something together?
Did she mutate?
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"I um... I didn't know vampire bites could actually be relaxing. How are you doing this?"

"Well... I'm slightly draining the blood from your spine, but you'll be fine..."

"Wait, what?"

"Don't worry about it, I've done this before..."

"I mean... Well... I guess... But really, if it's this relaxing, you should open up a spa... This feels really nice."

"...Really? You think this is spa-worthy? I um... I don't even know what a spa is."

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>Frankizka, this is totally spa worthy.
>I um... Can you stop drinking from my spine? I'm kind of worried now...
>...I think it could be better...
>Maybe we should go to one, then.
>Write-in
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>>1473989
>Frankizka, this is totally spa worthy.
>I um... Can you stop drinking from my spine? I'm kind of worried now...

>Write-in
"A spa is a place you go to relax, filled with people who give you massages and such."
>>
Op. Are you there?
>>
Sorry, fell asleep, my headache tried to kill me.

"...Frankika, this is totally spa worthy... Just um... Stop drinking from my spine, please."

"I was done anyways."

She brushes off the blood.

"So... How's been carousing with Liz?"

"Well, certainly great..."

"...You know, you really ought to develop a sense of manners. You can't just fondle her breasts without any context or warning."

"...You defending her?"

"No, what I am a bit envious is that she looks better than me, and particularly has a bit of a "lighthouse signal" to draw you in. Since you are after all, completely addicted to the opiate of sexual satisifcation... And boobs.."

"...Right... So your a bit envious?"

"Don't tell her that, damn it. She wears pants that really show off. I can't do that! I can't look good in tight pants..."

She sighs.

"I'm just worried my favorite reptillian overlord is slightly drifting away from me and towards... Her."

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>...Listen, I'm a bit sorry I haven't paid a lot of attention to you...
>Listen, you look great in other ways!
>...I um... Well, have you seen the look on Liz's face when you do something like that towards her?
>....I um.... Can we talk about something else?
>Wrtie=in
>>
>>1474181
>Wrtie=in
"Can't I just love all my girls?

Anyhow, you don't need to worry about me drifting."
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>>1474181
>....I um.... Can we talk about something else?
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"Can't I love all my girls? Anyhow, don't worry about me drifting, ok?"

She at this point, brushes up to you.

"...Well, we don't hang out much, you know... I'm too busy taking care of the taint of Chaos and heresy..."

"Oh, how is it going?"

She gives a rather sinster looking smile.

"...Oh, great... I love the job. It really is satisfying to know I'm taking care of Chaos... I'm practically a witch-hunter... Though less crazy, hopefiully."

"...Oh."

"...Though there is this... Odd woman. Perhaps you know of her. She likes to watch... Rather heretical things in her free time... Such as lesbianism... Calls herself "Vasura" or something. I was wondering if you'd want to investigate with me?"

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>Sure... That'd be great.
>...Why don't I introduce you to her? She's not a heretic.
>Explain who she is?
>...I think you're a bit too addicted to your new job...
>Why don't we do something else?
>
>Write-in
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>>1474260
>Oh that is isn't necessary
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>>1474260
>...I think you're a bit too addicted to your new job...
>...Why don't I introduce you to her? She's not a heretic.
>Explain who she is?
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>>1474274
This is like 50 or 75 percent likely to end in failure and have Franzizka try to kill/banish Vasura
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>>1474282
That is unlikely.
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"That's not necessary... I um... I think your a bit too addicted to your new job..."

"What do you mean? I think it's rather evident that she's a heretic. Pornograpy of homosexuality is very literally within the standards of a Slaaneshi heretic, not to mention her obsession with it..."

Actions

>Come out honestly on who she is?
>Lie to her and try to convince her she's normal?
>...Try to distract from this by doing something with her, like get dinner or something...
>...Try to tell her that homosexuality doesn't lead to heresy?
>Write-in
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>>1474288
>Telling a zealot dedicated to killing daemons and other evils that there's a Daemonette casually walking around in our place
Also wasn't Basura the one who chained Franzizka in order to take her form and get closer to killing us

>>1474292
>...Try to distract from this by doing something with her, like get dinner or something...
>>
>>1474292
>Write-in
"Look, it's a long story and I would also point out that I am not comfortable with you actively persecuting gays."
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>>1474299
She isn't a daemonette anymore.
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>>1474303
Not until we get 1000 followers for Venus so she has the power to take Vasura away from Slaanesh without suffering retribution. We got something like 500 so Vasura is still technically a Slaanesh spawn, just more nice and always in Human form.
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"Look... It's a long story, and I would also point out I'm not comfortable with you actively persecuting gays... Why don't we go out to d-"

"What?! Don't tell me you actually ALLOW that sort of heretical filth?!" She seems somewhat angered, and very shocked and appaled at this...

...Why are you defending homosexuality? You hear Solaire think, embarrased and clearly thinking that you are retarded.

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>...Listen... Um.... Let's get dinner. Please. (Last chance.)
>Homosexuality isn't that bad...
>Calm down Frankizka...
>I meant homosexuality is degenerate, sorry. I just don't think it's ALWAYS heretical though...
>...Homosexuality is of course degenerate!
>Write-in
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>>1474332
>...Homosexuality is of course degenerate!
>>
>>1474332

>...Listen... Um.... Let's get dinner. Please. (Last chance.)
This conversation is blatant bait.
We need to do what all good husbands do and change the topic to distract her so this never gets brought up
>>
>>1474332
>Write-in
"As of this moment in time, homosexuality is illegal but does still occur behind closed doors and in certain places.

I try to not get involved in discussions about it, as I've seen what the future of this world's beliefs are and that it will one day be accepted. If I work against it, they'll still do it but with greater dangers and I will lose much public support.

Anyhow, I honestly won't stop people loving each other if they honestly do love one another. Since I see having sex as part of a healthy loving relationship, it would be kinda fucked up for me to deny them.

However I wouldn't let them adopt or anything like that. Chances are it would fuck with kids heads."
>>
Just agree and say that gayness is bad and degenerate infront of the two.
>>
I'm going to roll in the next fifteen minutes anons. Feel free to argue.
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>>1474384
Nope. It will come back to bite us in the ass and you know it.


It'd be best if we could somehow make her drop the conversation...If we can just go to dinner then that'd be nice.
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"Sorry, sorry. I mispoke... I myself think gayness is in fact degenerate and bad."

"Oh... I erm... I must of misheard you or something... I um... Well, anyways..."

"You want to get dinner?"

"Sure... Um... Where at?"

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>How about Yuan Noodles?
>Why don't we go to a french place?
>Italian food could be good...
>How about we get a steak or something?
>Let's get a hamburger at a diner or something.
>Write-in
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>>1474448
>Why don't we go to a french place?
>>
Oh, also... Relations with Frankizka have gone up for agreeing with her.

Roll me a 1d20 three times for how well this goes at finding a well to do french place to eat at...

+2 if you can think of where one might be at...
+2 if you can think how salty Liz would be going to a french restraunt. (+1 if you can think about how many bad looks you'd get from salty women looking on at her.)
+2 if you can of course, put the moves on Frankizka...
+1 if you can also talk about how relaxing it was when she drank from you.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1474496
>>
Anyone else wants to roll?
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1474538
It would probably be in a richer area.

"Liz would burn a french restaurant rather than eat from it. Though with the looks the women there would give us, you'd think they wanted it to happen too."

Cuddling, cuddling everywhere.
>>
Allowing a samefag if anons can also continue to put the moves on her.
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1474563
Hand-holding and other assorted lewd acts.
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11+6=17

You find an alright place to go to...

You go inside and get dinner. The two of you of course sit down and order some wine and bread...

"So, how are things?"

"Good... You um... Look cold."

"Y-yeah... Sweden isn't the best place for me... It's really cold."

"...Hey... If you want, you can wear my jacket."

"Really?"

"I'm not exactly going to die from being in a cold room, Ren."

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>Sure. Put on Frankzika's jacket...
>Nah... You aren't going to do that... She can wear it.
>Find a way to stay warm.
>Write-in
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>>1474614
>Sure. Put on Frankzika's jacket...
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>>1474614
>Sure. Put on Frankzika's jacket...
I think we should just move to Rome/Italy permanently since there isn't much reason staying in Sweden aside from lab equipment which I think can be moved and maybe some other stuff like the Kobold embassy and some character here.
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>>1474627
Well, we are the Swedish empire. So our capital should be in Sweden.
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>>1474638
We are a Red Dragon though which means Sweden in its very being is a nuisance to us. Italy itself does have advantages to offer such as being in the middle of our holdings in Europe, Africa and Asia which we can all casually travel to now.
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>>1474644
I'd disagree, especially since I plan on reversing our colour change.
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>>1474653
As a Red Dragon we can travel more parts of the worl then we could as a White Dragon so I don't see too much of a reason to change back. Places like Egypt, Persia and other warmer climates are probably more relevant than colder places like Canada, Scandinavia and parts of Russia.
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>>1474664
I suppose but in all honesty we should see about changing to another colour. One of the one's not effected by extreme heat or cold.
>>
You put on Frankizka's jacket and feel quite warm...

The two of you begin to talk about how things have been, things going on...

"So, anything going on?"

"No, not really. Been a little upset though."

"At?"

"...Well... Mostly because Liz's been showing off her new forms."

"Really?"

"Purposely trying to annoy me or get me angry... Because she tends to look nicer then me."

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>Both of you are equally attractive!
>...I have to admit, some of her new forms are just really attractive.
>...If you want, I could try to make you look better...
>...You know, if you want, I could give ou a mutagen for you to shapeshift or something...
>Write-in
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>>1474671
I do kind of wish we got something like Blue since that isn't too extreme like White or Red and Lightning itself is probably a cooler element than the others.
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>>1474676
>Both of you are equally attractive!
Different but equal
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>>1474676
>...I have to admit, some of her new forms are just really attractive.
>...You know, if you want, I could give ou a mutagen for you to shapeshift or something...
>Both of you are equally attractive!
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

"I have to admit, both of you are equally attractive! Different but equal! Though I have to admit that some of her new forms are really attractive..."

She seems a bit disappointed when you say that...

Ignore my roll.
>>
"Is that supposed to make me feel better? I feel completely out-classed. Elizabeth looks better, and even Chrysoula's more attractive to you..."

She seems to be a bit... Disappointed, and upset in the sense of "I can't actually do anyting about it"

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>If you want... There's always mutagens.
>That's not true, Frankizka... You're just different to me!
>...Try to articulate why you like her?
>Listen... They all have a rather heavy-hitting attraction, but yours is graceful and petite...
>Write-in
>>
>>1474723
>That's not true, Frankizka... You're just different to me!
>Listen... They all have a rather heavy-hitting attraction, but yours is graceful and petite...

>Write-in
"However if I can't convince you of your own beauty and you want to try and compete with them, I can make mutagens that would allow you to shape-shift."
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>>1474723
>Listen... They all have a rather heavy-hitting attraction, but yours is graceful and petite...
Sometimes personality like purging heretics trumps big boobies
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 three times.

+2 if you can also describe why she's beautiful to you... (+1 if you can also talk about her personality!)
+2 if you can tell her why she's just as beautiful as Elizabeth and Chrysoula, even if they are very sexually appealing.
+2 if you can try to show your love to her?
+1 if you can also make being equal in attractiveness to Liz and Chrysoula a good thing.

If anons can do all of this, she'll be rather flattered.
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>>1474754
God fucking help me, it's too 5 AM for this shit.


Give me a moment I am going to get food for the first time in 5 hours and then I will start writing.
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1474754
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1474754
She has cute fangs.
She's petite which has it's own appeal from larger woman then chrysoula and liz. Her skin though pale is an appealing style of it. Also she's one of the calmer of the three of them as well as having good self confidence. And frankizka is approachable and appealing in her own way.
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>>1474797
The dice gods apparently really want us to convince her of her self worth...or they are fucking with us.
>>
Critical Success

You tell her how she's adorably petite, has cute fangs... All of it. She gives a very rare blush, and seems so flattered she can barely look at you.

"I-I um... I never had anyone tell me that before..."

"Really? Well, it's true. All of it."

"I-I erm... I never had someone think my fangs are cute either..."

She gives a really wide smile, and tries to hide a bit of a flattered giggle. She really loves your compliment...

Actions

>Continue to flatter her. (Will greatly improve her relations with you, and she'll probably be ultra-flattered. If it's a failure, she might think your just overblowing this. Two dice rolls.)
>...Give her a kiss, and settle back down.
>Write-in
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>>1474809
>...Give her a kiss, and settle back down.
Do not trust the dice gods
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>>1474814
This, they granted us their favour, don't push it.
>>
You give her a kiss, and settle back down.

"Hey um... Thanks... It's hard to believe you find me as attractive as them, judging from their... You know."

"Yeah... Well..."

"...But um... Really? You think I'm cute?"

"Of course!"

"I-I just... It's been so long since anyone's ever even said that to me... I erm... Thanks."

Your food comes along, and the two of you begin to eat...

"So... Why exactly did you mutate Elizabeth and a little bit of Chrysoula, but not me?"

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>...Because your perfect the way you are.
>If you asked, I would do it...
>I'd hate to imagine you having a bit of a personality change... Honestly...
>...You know, just saying, you'd make an adorable dragon or half-dragon.
>...Well... Wouldn't you get thirsty for more blood?
>...Well, I mean... I don't see any drawback to doing anything involving mutation with them...
>Try to do something romantic. (Write-in. Will further flatter her.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1474853
>Write-in
"Well, in Liz's case it was so she wouldn't die sometime in the next 80 years to old age. Also so she would be less likely to die from anything else and maintain control of her nation more easily.

In Chrysoula's case, she asked for it and Flames wanted it done as well. So I did it.


If you wanted me to do so I could. But it could have side-effects, possibly influencing or being effected by your vampirism."
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>>1474853
>If you asked, I would do it...
>...Well... Wouldn't you get thirsty for more blood?
>>
'Well, in Liz's case it was so she wouldn't die sometime in the next 80 years to old age. Also so she would be less likely to die from anything else and maintain control of her nation more easily.

In Chrysoula's case, she asked for it and Flames wanted it done as well. So I did it.


If you wanted me to do so I could. But it could have side-effects, possibly influencing or being effected by your vampirism. You could get thirsty for more blood, I think."


"...I mean, I'm just curious... I prefer being human. I barely even know what they do... The mutagens, really. I'm not as nerdy as Liz can be when it comes to this stuff."

"She's nerdy?"

"...Have you seen her? She tries to hide it, really. She's one of the people who think women should stay in the kitchen, and take care of the kids and husband... But sometimes if you talk about something interesting she can really talk about it... Like those mutagens."

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>Well, I um... How? She seems to be the traditional wife with the occassional cute thing she does.
>Tell her about the types of mutagens you can give her?
>...Please tell me she get's embarrased by this easily.
>...Well, she is a genius after all..
>...I kind of wish Elizabeth was a bit less conservative. She can be that at times.
>...You know, I suspected that...
>...Do you think she might dislike you for not being that traditional? You know... Outgoing, not taking care of me that much and letting me be... That sort of thing?
>To be honest, that's part of Liz's charm is that she tries to be this sterotypical wife, making me dinner, breakfast, that sort of thing...
>Write-in
>>
>>1474894
>To be honest, that's part of Liz's charm is that she tries to be this sterotypical wife, making me dinner, breakfast, that sort of thing...
>...Well, she is a genius after all..
>...Please tell me she get's embarrased by this easily.
>...Do you think she might dislike you for not being that traditional? You know... Outgoing, not taking care of me that much and letting me be... That sort of thing?

>Tell her about the types of mutagens you can give her?
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>>1474894
>...You know, I suspected that...
>...Well, she is a genius after all..

>Tell her about the types of mutagens you can give her?
>>
"It's kind of part of Liz's charm though. Trying to be a normal wife... Making me breakfast, dinner, lunch... Trying to help me with things, cleaning my stuff..."

"Why do you like it? Don't you have servants to do that for you?"

Actions

>...Eeh... I just like having someone take care of me.
>...It's a bit of a carry-over from my mom... She's a lot more coddly though.
>...I just enjoy having her being subservient in that sense...
>...Have you ever eaten her sandwiches? They're great!
>...Because it's really, really sweet.
>Write-in for reasons.
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>>1474916
>...Have you ever eaten her sandwiches? They're great!
>...Because it's really, really sweet.
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>>1474916
>Write-in for reasons.
"It's one of the few things in my life which is in any way regardable as normal and not completely insane. Also because it is really sweet and a easy way for her to show her love...not to mention it is delicious.

...Plus the slaves would try and poison me probably."
>>
"It's one of the few things in my life which is in any way regardable as normal and not completely insane. Also because it is really sweet and a easy way for her to show her love...not to mention it is delicious... Plus the slaves would try and poison me probably."

"Oh... That makes sense...You um... Your live isn't that insane, right?"

"Yeah, it's very insane... But really, Liz is a genius, and I already suspected that... But can you please tell me something?"

"What?"

"Does Liz get embarrased by this?"

"No... She just tends to not take up intellectual pursuits in favor of herself or you... Or her kids>"

"Oh... Anyways, let me tell you about the kinds of mutagens I have..."

After a bit, she seems a bit curious.

"So um...I... I kind of am curious about that shapeshift one."

"Really?"

"...I-I mean, I kind of want tosee what I'd look like if I wasn't human... Just um, out of curiosity... But I'd like to remain entirely human."

"So only shapeshift?"


"...I'm curious... Yeah..."

Actions

>...You know, I'd bet you'd look adorable as a certain race... (If she does get the shapeshift mutagen, she'll tend to use said form more.)
>Nevermind... This is a bad idea...
>...If you want, I can do it right now.
>Write-in
>>
>>1474977
Im just gonna shill for either Elves of Half-Dragon. Maybe Yuan-Ti
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>>1474977
>...If you want, I can do it right now.
>Write-in
"Good, now I am just going to give you the standard disclaimer:

Consumption of mutagen formulae may result in unintended mutation of both positive and negative types along with a strong possibility for rapid evolution."
>>
"You'd look really cute as an elf or a half dragon... Oh, also totally as a yuan-ti... So um... Just a disclaimer, if you do it, might cause rapid evolution if you do it too hard..."

"I um... I just want to see what I look like, really... I don't want to really life as a half-dragon like Liz..."

"Yeah... Alright. We'll do it as soon as we get back."

"Yeah... Wait, would that also let me be... A minotaur?"

"Yeah?"

"...Chrysoula's going to freak out. Way too much."

"...She tends to do that."

"...Hey... What do you think Chrysoula would look like as a human?"

Actions

>...Really adorable... I don't know?
>...Let's move on.
>...Honestly, maybe we should see if Chrysoula would want to be a human. Why leave it up to imagination?
>I'm going for awkwardly short.
>I don't know?
>Write-in (If well-described, Frankizka will be more happy and her opinion will be increased!)
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>>1475026
>...Let's move on.
>>
>>1475026
>Write-in (If well-described, Frankizka will be more happy and her opinion will be increased!)

"Based off of the mutagen's she has consumed and her general appearance?

An adorable teenager, quite tall and very muscular. Almost certainly...developed."
>>
"Well... Probably an adorable teenager, quite tall, and very muscular... Certainly well-developed..."[/re]d

"Why are you already thinking about her boobs?"

"Just thinking... God."

"Well, I think it would be cute. You should ask her sometime."

"Really?"

"Just do it..."

"I'll look into it, alright?"

You continue to eat and eventually come to a close... You know...

Wait.

This is...

Strange.

You for some reason, feel... Full.

You aren't still hungry. You actually had a meal and don't feel hungry...

Renexizious has lost Eternally Hungry for some reason!

"...Ren?"

"Hm?"

"...Are you ready to go?"

"Yeah, just give me a second..."

So... I kind of like this idea. If only so you'll stop thinking I'm a fucking furfaggot. It'd be sweet to see Chrysoula freak out over this.

The mutagen?

I'd prefer not to be reminded that you are in a relationship with a teenager... A horny one, if I might add.

Nice one.

I do my best, as befits me. I for one, propose that we simply don't do this as knowing the rather lewd thoughts the two of you think up, we'll be trying to use these forms for sexual acts or somesort of service soon enough. I propose we don't do it, and instead stay away from mutating our wives...

Actions

>...Why not? See if Chrysoula actually does want the mutagen.
>...Let's give Frankizka her mutagen first though.
>Let's just go home and forget all about this.
>Write-in
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>>1475093
>...Let's give Frankizka her mutagen first though.
>...Why not? See if Chrysoula actually does want the mutagen.
>>
>>1475093
>...Let's give Frankizka her mutagen first though.
>>
You of course head home, barely staying warm... You do manage to warm up by the fireplace...

Frankizka might be getting cold feet though...

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can do it without Frankizka getting cold feet.

+3 if you can reassure her about still being human.
+2 if you can mention how she'd look in a few of her forms.
+2 if you can mention how she'll be able to bond better with Chrysoula?
+1 if you can also slightly mention how much better looking she'd be...
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1475110
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1475110
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1475110
>C'mon you'll still be a human. It won't have any effect on you besides the ability to shapeshift. Plus you could match chrysoula's form. I think she'd enjoy getting to talk to another minotaur
>>
>>1475110
Youc will still be human, you will just be able to also be a different race when you want to!
Your cute fangs will be even bigger as a yuan-ti!
Chrysoula never had a minotaur to talk to, so that would greatly help her relationship with you!
She would look amazing as a human
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1475110
"Look the only fundimental difference between you before and after this is going to be you can shapeshift. You will still be your inherently human self.

Plus, you will get to see what it's like to not have legs as a Yuan-ti for example, not to mention the natural grace of an elf or the strength of a Minotaur and the ability to change form can only help you in your job.

...Not to mention that you could experience some of the more interesting methods those forms allow...which I very much enjoy...snake tails are amazing..."
>>
13+8=21

She seems convinced, and you finish the mutagen, and prepare to give it to her... She seems a bit nervous, and you inject it into her arm.

You wait a few minutes, and she just kind of waits.

"So um... That's it?"

"Yeah, pretty much. Now you can shapeshift!"

"...How?"

"Just think of a species you've come across... It's quite easy, actually..."

"...Just give me an example."

Actions

>Get Frankizka to try a specific form?
>Try it out for yourself.
>...Go get Chrysoula one of these mutagens?
>Write-in
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>>1475160
>>Get Frankizka to try a specific form?
Yuan-ti
>>
"Frankizka, why don't you try your yuan-ti form?"

She shifts...She looks quite a bit different from the average yuan-ti, having a very pale body, and her snake half is quite short, about two and a half to three meters.

Her fangs also are slightly poking out of her mouth, and her eyes are a very dangerous red.

"So um... How do I look?"

"Cute... Kind of scary."

"Right... Well, thanks. You want to give this to Chrysoula now?"

"Sure, I'll get ready."

God I miss Chrysoula... After we do this can I have a bit of time with her?

...Maybe. Let's see if she's willing though.

...It'd be nice if she was willing for bigger assets. That's always nice...

Frankizka of course seems interested, and shifts back to her human form and waits at home while you go to see Chrysoula...

So... Centaur princess... Hot. Less horse would be nice though.

She wants to be a knight, if I remember right... She's really too delicate and refined to be one though.

Hot... Just not the horse part. That's not really hot, that's just concerning.

...Yeah, it's a bit much.

...You gentlemen have laid with a minotaur and you think a horse-maiden is too far?

Well, I mean, I already have three wives...

...Eh... I kind of want to see her again. Doesn't feel right not too. Also, she's the heir of the centaurs, meaning it'd be great for diplomacy.

Well, I'd rather not sally out and lay with people we aren't married to or without our wives permission... We should use that pent up energy on them, really.

It doesn't take too long for you to reach the hospital and begin to go up to Chrysoula's room...

You enter to see Chrysoula idly eating a bowl of peanuts, and when she sees you, she smiles wildly...

"Hey Chrysoula.... I was wondering if you'd be interested in shapeshift mutagen..."

"Is there any side effects?"

"...Maybe a bit of nausea... That's it really."

"Well, I'll take it!"

"...Really? Just like that?"

"Well... When was the last time one of these have done anything bad? Besides, it could be fun..."

She seems a bit exciteded.

"Alright... Well..."

Actions

>Give her the shapeshifting mutagen?
>Hold off...
>...Maybe you should see if she wants anything else alongside it?
>Write-in
>>
>>1475787
>Hold off...
>>
>>1475787
>Give her the shapeshifting mutagen?
>>
Going to roll in the next 10 minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Hold off on it.
2=Give her also the shapeshift mutagen!
>>
You decide to give her the shapeshift mutagen...

She kind of laughs from you tickling her as you try to inject the syringe, and she doesn't seem any different.

"So... How does this work?"

[red]"Well, just think about what you want to become... It's rather simple."[/red]

"So... Erm... Alright.. Hey um, I was wondering if you could ask the doctors if I could go home yet."

[red]"You feeling better?"[/red]

"Yeah... It's just really hard to see... With you know, having only one eye."

Actions

>I think you should stay here, ok?
>..Yeah, I'll see if you can come...
>...You should try to shapeshift, I'm curious...
>Are you sure you want to go? Just saying...
>Write-in
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>>1475917
>..Yeah, I'll see if you can come...
>Are you sure you want to go? Just saying...

>Write-in
"Don't worry about your eye, I'll find a way of fixing it. I'll find a way of fixing all this whenever I can get the time..."
>>
[red]"Yeah, I'll see if you can come... Just don't worry about your eye, I'll find a way to fix it whenever I have time..."[/red]

"Thanks Ren..."

You of course, go to see if you can get Chrysoula out... The doctors recommend that she stay to recuperate still, but she's pratically ready to be taken care of at home.

Actions

>Take Chrysoula home.
>Let her stay at the hospital.
>Write-in
>>
>>1475936
>Write-in
See about hiring a private medical staff to aid in her further recovery at home.
>>
You take her home, and make sure to hire a personal medical staff... It'll cost a bit, but luckily for you it's only a mere 500,000 in marks...

You have lost 0.5$ Million

Chrysoula seems extremely eager to be at home, and comfortably is in the bedroom... She won't be able to be taken back to Italy... And holy shit, it's cold...

Actions

>Try to spend time with Chrysoula before leaving.
>Let Flames spend time with Chrysoula before leaving.
>Find a way to warm up.
>...Head home before you freeze to death.
>Writ-ein
>>
>>1475949
>Let Flames spend time with Chrysoula before leaving.
>Find a way to warm up.

Cuddling and blankets.
>>
You decide to let Flames spend time with Chrysoula, and warm up with her...

Flames seems extremely happy to spend time with her, and you of course get warm and cuddle with her. She seems really happy to have you cuddle next to her...

"So um... I missed you."

[i]"Yeah..."[/i]

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how increased your relations with Chrysoula is from cuddling and making her happy that your here.

+3 if you can find something to do with Chrysoula while cuddling.
+2 if you can compliment how warm she is, and how nice it is to have her back.
>>
>>1475967
Watch TV, talk, hold hands and so on.

"I missed you, my giant fluffy pillow and loving girl. I missed your warmth, your softness and your voice."
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1475972
Forgot to roll.
>>
Alllowing samefagging if you can compliment her further.
>>
>>1475979
So long as it isn't a failure or anything, I am entirely willing to take that roll.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

5+9=14

Chrysoula seems comfortable to just cuddle with you. She's warm enough that you aren't freezing to death too!

Flames however, begins to talk to her...

Ignore my roll.
>>
Flames of course, kind of seems a bit lewd and gropes her a bit. She doesn't mind too much...


After a while, you give her a kiss and you get ready to head back home...

Do anons want to switch PoV's?

>Try to save England as Liz! (Important)
>Try to get through boot camp and learn how tanks work as Revenarsi!
>Continue as Renexizious
>>
>>1475995
>Try to save England as Liz! (Important)
>>
Meanwhile, as Elizabeth!

You of course, are desperately trying to deal with a semi-national crisis. Mostly Parliament, the economy... That sort of thing...

Hell, the colonies might even leave... Parliament already stopped funding any infrastructure being built there!

What should Liz deal with first?

>The Parliament trying to pull out of the colonies!
>Deal with the debt!
>Deal with the lack of labor and infrastructure in the colonies!
>Write-in
>>
>>1476004
>The Parliament trying to pull out of the colonies!
>>
You decide to deal with Parliament...

What do?

>Get your ex, Alan, to give you support in parliament among the millitants!
>Try to get the opposition, the labour movement, to support saying in the colonies!
>Try to get the conservative movement to support further!
>Give a speech to Parliament?
>...See about trying to charm some of the independents...
>Deal with the smaller parties?
>Write-in
>>
>>1476012
>Get your ex, Alan, to give you support in parliament among the millitants!
>Try to get the opposition, the labour movement, to support saying in the colonies!
>Try to get the conservative movement to support further!
>Give a speech to Parliament?
>...See about trying to charm some of the independents...
>Deal with the smaller parties?

I know I shouldn't just say "all" but if we have enough time I see no reason not to.
>>
You do, I'd assume so.

You decide to deal with your ex...

He's of course, back at his family's manor... Though the last thing you heard is that he's about to get deployed to India.

You head down to his family manor...

How should you go about this?

>Look into charming him? (Easy. He's still attracted to you and misses you!)
>Try to convince him it's for the greater good of England!
>Look into intimidating him so the military votes for you...
>Write-in
>>
>>1476039
>Write-in
Convince him it is for the good of both England and the military.
>>
>>1476039
>>Try to convince him it's for the greater good of England!
>>
You decide to see Alan.

You land outside of his manor, and look in... He of course, is sleeping on the couch, and seems to have been drinking slightly less then usual. He still hasn't gotten over you, likely... Then again, it would be rather hard if your likeness is all over all the time...

Hm.

You knock on the window, and he continues to snore.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Alan is willing to help you.

+2 if you can think of a way to gently wake him up to a giant 80 story dragon and not get him to panic?
+2 if you can explain the situation and try to use British nationalism! (+2 if you can try to be sympathetic for the plight of the catholics and Irish...)
+2 if you can also charm him somehow.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1476092
Wisper "Wakey Wakey sleepyhead"
Do a bit of a stretch "accidentally" lifting our boobs into view
The colonies are about to be givin up, and if we do, the Empire will be no more!
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1476092
If the colonies are given up. Then not only will the Brits lose face internationally, the lives lost to claim those lands will have been in vain. Not to mention that the government would almost certainly see to it that the armed forces are reduced in size and funding, seeing as there would be less need for them in a world where we aren't having to defend the colonies.

It means less jobs in the military for all of our loyal citizens and for those down on their luck.


Shiver, seeing as it's probably cold as shit around there. Clearly that'll put certain things into motion for his viewing pleasure...
>>
>>1476119
Oh shit.


Well fuck. Apparently the dice gods hate me for something...I think I will stop rolling for now...
>>
>>1476121
At least you aren't me. I got 4 1's in a row this thread
>>
>>1476138
That is true.
>>
Well...

Do anons want to use Scottish rage?

>Yes. Scare the shit out of Alan.
>Don't, Alan doesn't deserve this!
>>
>>1476153
>Yes. Scare the shit out of Alan.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can scare Alan when he wakes up.
+3 if you can talk inspirationally about the power of Great Britain... And how he might suffer a bit if he doesn't help you.
+2 if you can however, mention how wonderful it would be if he could help, and how happy you'll be!
+2 if you can use your assets a bit.
+1 if you can also find a way to unintentionally scare him with said assets.
+1 if you can also make him feel like a beta-male compared to Renexizious, and make him try to make you happy.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1476190
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1476190
Reich when?
>>
>>1476233
When I get home.

Anyone else want to roll?
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>>1476190
Stare down at him through the window, preferably with our torso in full view. Slowly move closer as we speak ending with our assets pressing against his home and slightly breaking the glass / cracking the walls sort of thing.

"HEY ALAN!

I need you to go and get the militants in parliament to turn down any motions to pull out of the colonies for the good of Britain and the world.

As if you don't then parliament will pull out and then they'll cut the military's funding and then you would be out of a job potentially along side many of my subjects.

I'd really like it if you could do this and would probably give you a big hug, I mean normally I would get Ren to do so but he is very busy and somewhat unable to help in this matter since it would infringe on my nation and power."
>>
>>1476266
A little more Scottish, and a little more scary, and it's good anon.
>>
Anyways, continuing and adding my own brand of Scottishness.

You stare down at him...

[b]"OI! ALAN!"[/b]

You yell. He's startled enough that he rolls off his couch.

"I need ya' to go and get the militants in the parliament to turn down any fuckin' motion of pulling out of MY colonies! For the good of England! If you don't, Parliament will pull out, and they'll cut the military spending, and you'd possibly be out of a job along with many of me subjects! I'd be grateful enough that I'd even be willing to give you a wee little hug, like old times... Normally Ren would do this, but you'll do lad!" You're a bit too eager too eager to begin, as your breasts kind of... Smash his wall a bit. Whoops.

"What the fuc-"

"Get up already goddamn it!"

He sighs and slowly gets up, and you go to deal with the next thing... The Labour party.

What do anons?

>Try to get in a meeting with the labour leader?
>See about interrupting one of their meetings?
>Perhaps you should see about charming their leader... (Attractive)
>Bribe their leader. (Cost: 3$ Million.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1476274
Fine I'll change the spelling and try and make it more terrifying...

"HEY ALAN!

I need ye tae go an' get the militants in parliament tae turn down any motions tae pull out of the colonies for the good of Britain and the world.

As if ye don't then parliament will pull oot and then they'll cut aff the military's funding and then ye would be oot of a job potentially alang side many of my subjects.

I'd really like it if ye could do this and would probably give ye a big hug, I mean normally I'd get Ren tae take care a it but he is very busy and somew'at unable tae help in this matter since it would infringe on my nation and power.

I hope ye can handle this for me as I would hate for you to fail me...I don't take incompetence well. Especially fae those I know are capable of great things."
>>
>>1476306
>When you assume an anon isn't posting or is at work or something so you continue along posting
>>
>>1476319
I am in the middle of something and will probably not be responding with great frequency.
>>
>>1476305
>>Perhaps you should see about charming their leader... (Attractive)
>>
You decide to charm the party's leader...

He seems to be out on his country estate, practicing horseback riding... You fly above...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons

+3 if you can find a charming way to come down and get him attracted to you.
+2 if you can use your assets.
+2 if you can compliment his taste in horses (and talk about how you have a rather darling little pegasus you call Princess...)
+1 if you can slightly allude to you needing him to keep England together...
>>
>>1476361
Just wondering, do you have any more EDQ memes to share with us?
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1476451
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1476460
Sorry, I've been very busy. That's why I've been so off and on with posting
>>
Back anons.

New thread going up after a while. Does anyone want to do the bonuses or roll more?
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1476595
Land, and say that flying give you a crick in your back while stretching, conveniently revealing your dragon breasticles
That is a very well-bred horse you have there!
>>
15+6=21

Once you land, you can't help but stretch after having such an ANNOYING crick in your back... Of course, this is rather impossible to ignore, since your breaasts very nearly crush him once you stop stretching.

"My apologies... But I believe we have to talk about England a bit.."

After some persuasion, the leader seems very easily convinced. You move onto sallying conservative support, which is rather divided between abandon and keeping the colonies...

Hm.

What do?

>Try to use your position as monarch to bring unity to the party?
>...See about trying to get yourself appointed leader of the conservatieves... It would let you have a hand in Parliament...
>Deliver a great, awe-inspiring speech to the Conservatives!
>...What's wrong with excessive... Charm? (Attractive.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1476609
>...See about trying to get yourself appointed leader of the conservatieves... It would let you have a hand in Parliament...
>>
>>1476609
>>...See about trying to get yourself appointed leader of the conservatieves... It would let you have a hand in Parliament...
>>
Keep in mind anons, you'll have to take "care" of the current leader, which means either political backstabbing or physical backstabbing... But it'd gradually let Liz become an absolute monarch again and in full control of her nation.
>>
>>1476642
Can we send him into exile somewhere so that he's off to the side
>>
>>1476642
...never mind then. We can just wait for them to die...


>Try to use your position as monarch to bring unity to the party?
>Deliver a great, awe-inspiring speech to the Conservatives!
>...What's wrong with excessive... Charm? (Attractive.)
>>
>>1476649
Offically doing an action like that would get you declared a tyrant, and I don't believe Elizabeth can do that.
>>
>>1476650
Also, waiting for him to die will take quite a while. Years even.

Waiting fifteen more minutes for votes.
>>
>>1476674
We have a dragon's life span...and methods to accelerate his death like, for example, a needle of low intensity radio isotope injected into him at range or during his next medical checkup.
>>
>>1476678
Keep in mind that if Liz does take over, she'll have much more power and the two of your treasuries will in fact, become combined and the two of your lands will be represented as one...
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Take control!
2=Try to use your position!
>>
You decide to use your position...

You go to the Conservative party's meeting out in the countryside in your dragon form, and your sensitive ears kick in... It seems like they're trying to decide the new leader of the party since the previous one stepped down...

Though it might be a bit risky to run as a candidate... People don't like the Queen messing about in politics after all...

Hm.

A unique opportunity has opened up anons!

>...Try to weasel your way into becoming a candidate... (May be rather hard and hurt your PR)
>...Ignore it and get the canddiates on your side like you planned.
>(Attractive)... Ignore it, and get the candidates to fall in love with you. They'll make great puppets.
>Write-in
>>
>>1476728
>(Attractive)... Ignore it, and get the candidates to fall in love with you. They'll make great puppets.


Having a loyal puppet is better than controlling directly, it means we don't need to be around for every little thing and we can always replace them if the our decisions are found...unpopular.
>>
You decide to make the candidates fall in love with you...

How do anons want to do this?

>Approach them privately?
>Try to get them to go to diner with you?
>...Look into just knocking on a window or something and trying to get them in love with you...
>>
>>1476746
>Approach them privately?
>>
>>1476746
>>Approach them privately?
>>
You decide to approach them privately...

You of course, wait for the election to be over, and you try to hear who got elected... Once you know, you follow them privately as they drive home to a countryside home... He's completely secluded anons.

What do anons?

>Follow the newly-elected leader to his home.
>Try to stop his car...
>...Swoop his car up. It'll be like a date! But he'll be terrified!
>Oh dear, it'd be such a shame if the new party leader had a dragon squish him... Then a new one would have to be elected...
>Write-in
>>
>>1476774
>...Swoop his car up. It'll be like a date! But he'll be terrified!
>>
>>1476774
>>Follow the newly-elected leader to his home.
>>
Do anons want to do both? Following him and THEN swooping?
>>
>>1476790
Sure.
>>
You of course, wait until get he gets home... You promptly begin to dive for the car, and pick it up from the ground...

The guy opens the door and very nearly falls out, but scrambles into his car once you adjust. He seems very, very terrified at what's going on.

Actions

>Notify him that as of this moment, he is now a slave to your whi- You mean, a servant to the crown, yes...
>...Just say you were swooping in to see if he'd like to go on a date?
>Scare him into accepting his role as a puppet...
>...Try to reassure him and calm him down that your just here to celebrate him getting elected!
>Write-in
>>
>>1476824
>Notify him that as of this moment, he is now a slave to your whi- You mean, a servant to the crown, yes...
This whole scene seems kinda rapey. Makes it seem as if Liz has come full dragon and collecting her own "slaves" like Ren or Karesteina.
>>
>>1476824
>>Notify him that as of this moment, he is now a slave to your whi- You mean, a servant to the crown, yes...
>>
You decide to notify him of the new fact that he'll be serving the crown far more directly...

Roll me a 1d20 anons. This is to see if he accepts this...

+3 if you can notify him of his new status of being a glorified slave... Who'll do your bidding in politics.
+2 if you can scare him a bit, or find a way to be sweet and caring to him.
+2 if you can mention how he'll gloriously serve England and you... (+1 if you can mention how GREAT it is to serve you... And how terrible it is to fail you.)
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1476854
Enjoy your life as a rubber stamp!
Hug him inside our breasts
It will allow a stronger, more unified England!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1476854
>>
Well...

Do anons want to use the final use of today's Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1476865
May as well
>>
>>1476865
>No!


We can just drop him off...in the north sea.
>>
>>1476870
Why?
>>
>>1476870
We aren't a Viking anon

No throwing of prominent Briton into the North Sea
>>
>>1476865
Yes
>>
>>1476873
>>1476878
We got a nat one. Easier to just kill him and start over with the next candidate.


However my vote is outnumbered so I guess it doesn't matter.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can inform him of his new-found slavery to you, and how he'll be rewarded if he does well!
+2 if you can threaten, scare, and otherwise make him piss his pants in fear...
+2 if you can however, show a soft dragon side to you personality, and try to make him allured at the same time of being scared.
+2 if you can use your outrageous boobs to scare,traumatize, and also make him strangely attracted to you.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1476897
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1476897
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1476897
>>
oh, my bad fellas.
>>
>>1476897
>You are now an indentured servant to the British crown. If you do as are told and do it admirably, you shall be free to live your life in later upon a private estate wherever you wish, as long as it is within the realms of the British dominion.

Press him gently to the ground with one of our claws to keep him from running and to instill upon terror.


>>1476926
>Dindu fucking ruins everything
>>
Well... If anons can do all the bonuses and do it extremely well, I'll certainly ignore the nat one, if only because I'm tired of it.
>>
give me a few minutes, i'm going to do it but I also have to run my own quest.
>>
Listen well worm, your existence is completely at my mercy, your wellness depends on your subservience! but I'm as my chest is, firm, powerful, deadly, yet fair. you serve me well and I'll happily reward you, and see to it that those beneath you benefit from this and hold you in esteem. but cross me and I shall crush your skull between my chest, and drink of the remains!
>>
>>1476993
More anon.
>>
Your sole reason for existence is now my every whim, if I want you to make a decision against your own interest, it becomes your interest. If I want you to clamp down on cults, you'll have your subjects clamp down on cults, If I want you to dance for my amusement, you will fucking dance, if I want you to gag on my husband you'll take it and like it. I'm you overlord, and you will remember it, or I'll drag you under the sea and take your servants for myself!
>>
You of course, scare him extremely well, and you think he's very, very, frightened of you.

He does try to regain his wits though.

"This right though!"

"To do what?"

"You were supposed to uphold the constitutional monarchy we have! Not destroy it!"

"...You dare question your overlord? Or should I say... Overlordess?"

He seems to take a good long thought at that...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well your new political stooge is anons. If it's high, he'll be more willing to serve you and question you less.

+2 if you can laugh at his ridiculous claim of "upholding the constitutional monarchy". Doesn't he know absolute monarchy is best monarchy? For you, anyways...
+2 if you can continue to scare him.
+1 if you can also threaten him for daring to question your authority. (+1 if you can establish firmly that he's completely subservient to you.)
+1 if you can mentally think how much fun it is being able to deal with politicians as a dragon.
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1477082
>A constitutional monarchy? *laughs* The very idea is an illegitimate system forced upon my predecessors hundreds of years ago by a coalition of babbling bafoons. It is my divine right to rule as I please and to not leave the country in the hands of stupid men who do such things as tax television.
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17+6=23

You think he's very willing to be subserviant to you...

You take him back and land, and scare him one more time for good measure...

Now, for the next thing....

Actually, you probably have enough support to keep the colonies... Maybe.

Actions

>Let parliament vote.
>...Suspend parliament, and declare "martial law".
>...Try to reduce the popularity of the parliament and increase the popularity of absolutism.
>Deal with the independents and minor parties.
>Give a speech to parliament?
>Write-in
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>>1477159
Give a speech on how the English speaking lands of Canada, Australia and New Zealand have to stay in the Emipre. Probably South Africa too.
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>>1477159
>Give a speech to parliament?
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well this speech does.

+3 for good arguments for keeping the British Empire together!
+2 if you can of course, use your assets.
+2 if you can of course, maybe slightly shill for absolutism.
+1 if you can also address the slight change of scales.
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1477205
make excessive use of the terms, Nigger Elf, Commie and Social-shits, and Pseudo-Moralism.
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Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1477205
"Good day, esteemed parliamentarians. I would like to try and convince you to try and preserve the British empire by keeping the colonies and not pulling out.

It is a prestigious thing to have colonies, losing them would lose face to the world, British lives were spent securing and developing these colonies, abandoning these efforts is to spit on all their work and to disgrace them. This is before mentioning that if we lose the colonies then we will almost certainly stop being a major world power or at the very least shall begin a slow decline.

Also, some of you may have noticed the change in the colour of my scales. There is a long story behind this, but essentially no major changes as far as you may be concerned. I am unharmed and entirely healthy."

Tits, glorious tits! Keep them in view of all present and stand bolt upright, as is expected of a queen...totally just good posture...
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>>1477205
>As some of you may have noticed, I have donned red scales but this is nothing to be alarmed about and if anything should be celebrated. They're red like the color of the flag of Saint George which stands on the Union Jack or like the color of the Welsh guard who wear the same style of uniform as those who built the empire of Britain. This empire has existed since the rulers of England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland decided to claim the land across the Atlantic now known as America and Canada in the 16th century. Since then, under the not so obvious gaze of the monarchy, the Empire has come to include different parts of the world such as Southern Africa or Australia. Together all these people who share a common heritage and culture, have come under one banner during times of great trial for one another. The combined might of all these different realms with Britain at the forefront have brought years of global peace and prosperity which has never been seen in history. For the world to to continue to flourish, we must stand united and ruled by I, heir of Elizabeth the second and mighty Dragon Queen.
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Rolled 68 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

14+9=23

After your speech, many of the parliamentarians clap and cheer, and begin to vote...

Ignore my roll.
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Rolled 56 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

After your speech...

A huge 100% margin is agreed upon. No one has even voted FOR abandoning the colonies after this!

You also have slightly increased support in parliament...

Ignore my roll for how popular this is among the people.
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>>1477344
less than 20% of the population is asking for physical removal.
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The people also seems to greatly support this, but some people think about giving up the colonies...

Meanwhile, you have gotten thirty percent of the Parliament firmly under your claw... The Conservatives, so to speak.

Perhaps you should look into furthering your influence?

>Yes... (Insert evil laughter here. Why not?)
>...No, no. Keep it as it is...
>...Why not just abolish parliamentary politics once and for all?
>Write-in
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>>1477353
>...No, no. Keep it as it is...
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>>1477353
>Yes... (Insert evil laughter here. Why not?)
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I'll be rolling here in twenty minutes. What do anons want to do? Feel free to argue.
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I'd argue that we don't want to spend all our time trying to get Parliament in order when we could be going to the colonies and solving the problems directly. Seeing as Parliament can be slowly brought under our control without any major problems.

For example, we could instead focus on eliminating any resistance or clearing disasters.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Keep it as it is.
2=Influence the parliament!
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You decide to influence the parliament...

What do anons?

>Try to take control of the Labor party.
>Take control of the smaller parties...
>...Try to get complete control over the army from Alan... He is very high ranking after all.
>Write-in
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>>1477515
>Try to take control of the Labor party.
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>>1477515
>>Try to take control of the Labor party
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You decide to take control of labor...

You of course, make sure to follow the Labor leader out...

What do anons?

>Take a more personable take to this... Shift to a different form.
>(Attractive) Try to get him to fall in love with you?
>Do what you did earlier... Swoop and enslave.
>Write-in
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>>1477579
>Take a more personable take to this... Shift to a different form.
>>(Attractive) Try to get him to fall in love with you?
Yuan ti
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>>1477579

>Take a more personable take to this... Shift to a different form.
>(Attractive) Try to get him to fall in love with you?
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You decide to take a more personable take to this, and try to get him to fall in love with you...

You follow him and he seems to be going to a diner... You shift to your yuan-ti form and follow...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well you get percieved as a 30 meter long yuan-ti in the heart of London where most humans have barely even heard of one. Also, for a diplomatic entrance.

+3 if you can try to hide your yuan-tiness... (Or embrace it and try not to scare people! Also, not scare the Labor leader!)
+2 if you can find an excuse to sit besides him at the dining table? (And of course, force him to not move.
+2 if you can introduce yourself to him... (+1 if you can do it a bit flirtatiously.)
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>>1477649
Is this seat taken? Wrap our tail around his feet
Kiss his hand and say, pleasure to meet you, I'm Queen Elizabeth
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1477660
Fugg
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1477649
By any chance you know of a good cure for headaches? I'd head over to /adv/ but I think I'd just get a recipe for a lethal poison.
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>>1477649
"Ah, you are the new head of the Labour party! I am Queen Liz and I feel I should introduce myself to such an important person as soon as possible. So I hope you don't mind me sitting here?

Excuse the unusual form, I just don't get the chance to go out in public in my human form without people reacting and intruding into my life. It's easier like this believe it or not..."


>>1477701
What kind of headache? Alcohol, stress, noise, sleep deprivation?
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>>1477701
Drink lots of water and have some sugar? Not sure about the sugar
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1477710
Forgot to roll.
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>>1477715
For fuck sake. It's too 6 AM without any sleep for this bullshit, dice gods why?
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>>1477710
Not sure. Either sleep deprev or digital screen overdose.
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Well...

Do anons want to use tommorow's Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1477727
YES!
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>>1477725
Sleep deprivation is hard to deal with at a moments notice but essentially you need to do a bunch of shit like eating specific minerals and chemicals. Coffee could work in the short term but would cost you some cognitive clarity and speed.

However Digital screen overdose can be dealt with either by tweaking your screen settings or taking a break and doing other shit like getting a drink / food.
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>>1477740
Thanks senpai, see ya later.
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can forcibly get into the booth with him, and severely stop him from leaving.
+2 if you can use your assets extremely and completely acknowledge it, and register it as "alright"
+2 if you can promptly also be a bit flirtacious while getting angry about something.
+1 if you can reduce him to "beta male" status in the face of how great your husband is, but also slightly compliment him.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1477764
Get on the other side and bind his feet with our tail
Wrap our arms under our boobs, then lift our arm straight up into a stretch
Man, I CAN'T believe, how you won't "serve" your queen
You are a good man, until you think about Renexizious
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>>1477769
A bit more, and it'll be overwhelmingly good.
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>>1477782
Which part?
>You are a good height. 'bout as tall as Adolf
>Oops, revealed a bit. Oh well...
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>>1477789
Sorry, just got back from restroom. I was thinking just to add more text to when she talks.
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>>1477811
My brain can't handle writing dialogue that long. That's why my first major effort at writing a short story was literally a 3rd person view of 1 guy in a space station
>Slap him in the face
How dare you look!
>Give him the sultry eyes
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18+8=26

You of course get in his booth, and bind his feet with your huge snake tail... You of course, introduce yourself...

He seems a bit confused, and you can't help but need to stretch out a bit... You do catch him looking, and give a rather displeased look and slap him.

"Don't you dare look! How preying you are, sir!"

"M-my apologies, mad'am!"

"Well, let this be a lesson then. Never stare." You however, directly disobey this by giving him some sultry eyes, and your tail around his legs grows a bit tighter...

"You know... You are nearly as tall as... Oh, I shouldn't talk about it... But anyways... How's everything?"

He seems rather sweaty and a bit nervous...

Actions

>...Blackmail him. Try to get him to do something a bit... "Over the top"
>Continue to win his heart...
>...Try to emasculate him until he wants to prove himself to you?
>Write-in
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>>1477883
>>Continue to win his heart...
>>...Try to emasculate him until he wants to prove himself to you?
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You continue to try to win his heart and emasculate him...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can berate him for looking at your breasts, and of course, make them more noticable to him...
+2 if your huge tail can find a way to be a bit sultry... (+1 if it can find more room! A thirty-meter tail is very, very cramped under a mere table!)
+2 if you can of course, continue to compare him to Renexizious and make him to be a beta male...
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1477898
Can't believe you would treat me that way! *Shift the boob area of whatever we are wearing in a way that reaveals even more for a second*
Wrap even further up his legs of course (Closer to his "tail")
Hey, have you ever broken a bed?Who am I kidding? No one but Ren is like that!
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>>1477921
A bit more obvious with making him out to be a beta male and it should do it anon.
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>>1477944
Just lost 7 minutes of work by swiping too hard on the trackpad!
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>>1477944
God, I feel so cringey
>Why don't you speak whats on your mind? Kinda hard to when your tongue os dangling onto the table *whisper* Ren dangles in a slightly different way
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>>1477964
That's pretty bad... Are you sure you actually want to say that? Out of the sense of not wanting to cringe, please just do something like refer to him as short or something.
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>>1477966
God, I am tired and completely bullshiting anything to get the bonus
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>>1477966
How tall would you say you are? 5'6?
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Let's just say good enough.

"I can't believe you'd look upon your monarch like that!"

You of course, wrap up quite a bit more,, and at this point can't resist...

"I um... Erh..."

You squeeze his leg a bit, and he seems extremely aroused.

"I um... Erh..."

"I'd be surprised if you could even break a bed while sleeping with me... No one but Ren can really do that..."

He seems a bit jealous, and moves in...

"...I-I bet I can."

Those are the words you exactly wanted to hear... Now all that's left is to get him to serve you...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to switch his lust for you to working for you...

+3 if you can of course, try to use your assets to MAXIMIUM effect. +2 if your tail can also add to this.
+2 if you can find a way to suggest him working for you...
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1477984
I don't think i should do either of these bonuses, as I have already besmirched the Fagioli name
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>>1477998
Yeah... I'm pretty much passing out now, and continuing tommorow and also running Wereowlf Reich.

Night.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1477984
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

17+4=21

It doesn't take too much persuasion to get him to be absolutely charmed by you, and he seems to be very willing to listen to you if only to prove his loyalty...

Ignore my roll.
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He however, is mediocrely loyal, and will likely require quite a bit of charm to get him to do some things...

Hm.

Actions

>...Try to charm him to the point of being absolutely devoted to you. (Could be bad, could be good.)
>Leave him as it is. He's loyal to you currently...
>...See about trying to blackmail him.
>Write-in
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>>1478634
>...Try to charm him to the point of being absolutely devoted to you. (Could be bad, could be good.)
Worst case scenario, we have a politician speaking praise of us like a Mormon.
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>>1478634
>>...Try to charm him to the point of being absolutely devoted to you. (Could be bad, could be good.)
>>1478647
Or Ren could eat him
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Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can use your assets and tail to induce further pressure upon him.
+2 if you can try to be a bit suggestive and sultry...
+2 if you can mention how you are surely the greatest monarch alive, and how wonderful the country has prospered under you...
+1 if you can continue to make him feel like a beta male.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1478673
Squeeze a little and give him a hug
Give him some more of the sultry eyes and adjust the top again
Just look at how much England has grown under my rule! We are one of the most powerful countries in the world!
Rest our arms on-top of his head, thanking him for the armrest and giving him a view
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to use your assets and induce further pressure.
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1478673
>If were not for I, the majesty of England, we would've surely been relegated like France to a irrelevant state under the domain or influence of new and powerful countries like America, Germany or Sweden.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1478688
Get into a "coughing fit" when his face is near our chest
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

14+12=26

You of course, squeeze his body even further, and get more comfortable... However, due to the large nature of your body, you have to rest your arms on the top of his head, giving him a very good look as you twist to hug him... Of course, you can't help but get into a coughing fit when his face is right next to your breasts...

Ignore my roll.
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At this point, he seems completely taken by lust...

And grabs your breasts, and squeezes.

"W... Why don't we go back to my place, hm? I can show you a rather good time..."

He even slaps you on the behind so you'll be scooted into his seat!

Due to Elizabeth's conservative nature however, before he can even suggest anything of the sort...

>...A bone-breaking squeeze of your tail. It'll disable his legs... For a time. A price to pay for even DARING to try this.
>Slap him.
>How dare he! Come up with a suitable punishment!
>Blackmail him for even LAYING hands on the Queen of England!
>...Ignore it... (Elizabeth's very conservative nature will be weakened, but the man will be extremely loyal to you.)
>Write-in

Keep in mind, the more creative and brutal the punishment, the more likely he won't do this in the future, and other people might get the message you aren't for sale.
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>>1478711
Bitch slap
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>>1478711
>>Slap him.
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You of course, give him a slap.

Judge the slap quality, anons.

>A light, petite slap. Enough that he gets the message.
>...A moderate slap, enough to leave a mark on his cheek for a bit.
>A heavy-handed slap, enough to leave a very, very hard mark on him.
>...You know... Why don't you turn him into a groveling worm until he begs for forgiveness? It'll be a very, very good way to get the message across. (If successful, will likely get him to be subservient and "tame" and not do this in the future... If a failure, interesting things may happen.
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>>1478736
>...A moderate slap, enough to leave a mark on his cheek for a bit.
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>>1478736
>...You know... Why don't you turn him into a groveling worm until he begs for forgiveness? It'll be a very, very good way to get the message across. (If successful, will likely get him to be subservient and "tame" and not do this in the future... If a failure, interesting things may happen.

Either this or a very heavy handed slap
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>>1478736
>>...A moderate slap, enough to leave a mark on his cheek for a bit.
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>>1478751
Changing to
>A heavy-handed slap, enough to leave a very, very hard mark on him.
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Heavy-handed it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he gets the message!

+2 if you can berate him for this improper behavior!
+2 if you can punish him further!
+1 if you can mention what your husband would do him!
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1478761
>Cease at once thrall, lest my husband devour you!
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>>1478766
Welp, it was fun dominating our civilian government.
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>>1478761
>>1478766
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Well, do anons want to use their final use of Scottish Rage? Keep in mind, this will turn to "make him a groveling little bitch" mode.

>Yes. Begin Pimp Elizabeth.
>No, no... Too uncivilized.
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>>1478782
Can we get an idea on what will happen if we don't use Scottish rage?
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>>1478782
>>Yes. Begin Pimp Elizabeth.
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>>1478795
No, not for this one.
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>>1478818
>Yes. Begin Pimp Elizabeth.
The time of the pimp queen is upon us
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can find a DEVESTATING way to reduce him to crying.
+3 if you can insult, degrade, and make him more lowly than a worm!
+2 if you can mention how you'd NEVER go out with him, and how insufferable he really is!
+2 if you can borderline enslave him somehow.
+1 if you can threaten him for this!
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1478833
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1478833
Punch to the nuts
Shove him on the ground and "step" on his back
I'm the Queen! Like I am some floozy that would go out with you!
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>>1478838
You can't step on his back, your a yuan-ti.

Also, if anons do manage to do all the bonuses Elizabeth will get a permanent bonus to intimdating people in the future.
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>>1478860
Wrap the tableclosthinto a makeshift leash for him
Shapeshift to half dragon then step
You better hope I forgive you for this, or else!
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>>1478833
Spit on him.

"Keep your lecherous hands off of me you fool. I am a queen! I'd never sully my self with the likes of you!

I have it in my right mind to set my husband on you...but I will relent if you willingly work for me like a good slave..."

>>1478860
We can ensnare him with our tail or even slap him with it. Depending on how strong and thin it is we could even lift him off the ground with it and lightly choke him.
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You of course, are very, very angry. You spit on him.

"Keep your lecherous hands off of me you fool. I am a queen! I'd never sully my self with the likes of you!"

Your tail ensares him and begins to enwrap him, and you easily lift him off the ground with it, and make sure to choke him. This knocks over the table however...

"Now, I have it in my right mind to set my husband on you, or break every single bone in your body! I can do it too, for your insolence in TOUCHING me... But I will however, relent if you willingly work for me like a good slave..."

He tries to nod.

"Hm? What's that? I can't exactly hear you, you degenerate slime..."

"P-please..."

"Hm?"

"I-I won't... I won't do it again..." He tries to get out, as he asphixates...

"Oh, you won't? Oh, I do so love it when people learn their lesson then..."

You notice that um... Everyone in the diner seems to be slightly staring at you... Children, women, and men.

Oh, this could be quite bad...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to prevent PR loss.

+3 if you can play this off, be embarrased, and um... Try to teach proper moral guidence to people?
+2 if you can of course, excuse those "enslaving politician" marks and instead just make fun of Parliament! (+1 if you can mention how Parliament tends to get rowdy, and this politician in particular!)
+2 if you can also erm... Try to console the children and subjects? Something like that.
+1 if Liz can be cutely embarrassed by this.
+1 if you can also continue to hurt the labor leader.

If everything is done... Popularity might even grow!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1478919
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1478919
>Oh this right here? I'm simply having a conversation with *insert name* about how women should be treated in society. This entire scene is just a charade, meant to teach children how inappropriate behavior like fondling a woman in public is unacceptable. I just doing this with *insert name* since he's one of the few parliament members who thinks this matters enough.

Squeeze and asphyxiate him some more
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>>1478941
Your very close, you just need to be embarrased and cute about it, and your popularity will grow.
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>>1478951
Curl the tip of our tail and our tail and studder with some of the words "unacceptable".
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You can feel your ears droop a bit from being embarrased.

"Oh, this erm... What's going on here is that I'm just simply having a conversation with... Whoever this man is, about how women should be treated in society. This entire scene is just a charade, meant to teach children how inappropriate behavior like fondling a woman in public is... Is completely and u-utterly -unacceptable. I just doing this with... What even is your name?"

"J-j-john."

"Oh, thanks. Well, since he's one of the few parliament members who thinks this matters enough..."

You squeeze his neck further, turning his cheek blue.

Everyone claps at this, and thinks it's rather well done. Some people think your even Queen Elizabeth...

Now of course, for this scroungy mutt...

What do?

Actions

>...Drag him to a dark alley to finalize enslaving him. (Break his will, and he'll be forever loyal.)
>...Let him loose. You aren't going to enslave other Britons...
>Write-in
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>>1479000
>>...Drag him to a dark alley to finalize enslaving him. (Break his will, and he'll be forever loyal.)
Now I feel bad...
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>>1479000
...Drag him to a dark alley to finalize enslaving him. (Break his will, and he'll be forever loyal.)
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>>1479000
Do you think we can create spartoi
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>>1479000
>...Let him loose. You aren't going to enslave other Britons...


>>1479006
Don't, if we go down that route we completely abandon good morals and will have to get more good rolls...something I doubt we can do. Down the other route is the "morally right" one.
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>>1479021
I don't know what that is.
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You of course, decide to drag him to a dark alley...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to break his will.

+3 if you can scare him and continue to hurt the labor leader.
+2 if you can come up with a way to restrain him from moving or fighting back... Also to hide him from any prying eyes.
+2 for threats towards him, about what you can do to him.
+1 if you can mention how he'll be your slave until his usefulness comes to an end, and of course mention what his tasks will be. (+1 if Liz can mention how great it is to have another slave to the collection... A political one, at least.)
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1479072
Spartoi are supernaturally powerful warriors that pop out of the ground if you plant dragon teeth.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1479082
When I google Spartoi I get stuff from Greek mythology and pictures of Skeletons. Can you elaborate?
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Anyone want to do the bonuses? Going to be back in a bit after a match.
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>>1479091
They are warriors that pop out of the ground. They were a Greek legend and 5 of them are supposed to have founded Thebes. They were planted by Camus and Jason.
>>1479110
I can't, as I am in the car and starting to get nauseous
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>>1479119
What's some stuff they can do?
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>>1479155
Kill stuff? In a young adult series I read several years ago they were immortal skeleton warriors. But I doubt that was entirely accurate
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18+4=22

Eventually, you break his will, and he is now a devouted servant of your will...

You now have a firm hold in over 60% of Parliament politics, and Elizabeth can now declare war freely, suggest bills, and create new programs... If she gets 80% of Parliament politics under control, she can institute reforms to give her further control of the military and elections, and if she receives 100% Parliamentary support, she'll be able to dissolve the Parliament without opposition, and become an absolute monarch, or choose to "limit" elections for officials to her preferred parties or candidates.

Her military support is currently 30%, and if she gets 50%, she'll be able to attempt a civil war to become a absolute monarch. If she recieves 70% of the military's support, she can attempt to "influence" elections of parliamentary individuals. If she gets 90%, she'll be able to perform a bloodless coup of Parliament, and if she gets 100% support, she'll be able to reform to a much more militaristic government.

Her popular support is 60%, and currently, allows her to pass normally unpopular bills without worry. If she gets 80% of the popular support, she can attempt to rally support against Parliament and more for the monarchy. If she gets 90%, there will be protests against the parliament and more for giving centralization to the monarch... If it reaches 100%, the population will march and remove parliament, allowing Elizabeth to become an absolute monarch by the will of the people.

Do anons want to attempt any of these three?

>Attempt to gain more sway over the Parliament.
>Try to secure the Military's support.
>Try to gain popularity among the people.
>No, no... That's enough for now.
>Write-in
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>>1479258
>No, no... That's enough for now.
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>>1479258
>Try to secure the Military's support.
At least get 50% to ensure the military is on our side. From their we can either dissolve parliament or entice the people without having to worry about the military stepping in.
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I'll roll if anons can't decide anons.
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>>1479320
This is enough for now at least
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You decide that for now, it's at least enough...

Of course, the Conservative Leader, Winston Churchill rather terrified and eager to please you, and the pro-decolonization Labor party's leader, Hugh Gaitskell (Who you found out lied to you about being called "John"), is now under your control. The rest of the parties... The Liberals, Sinn Féin, Plaid Cymru, Communist Party, and Irish Labour, along with the Scottish National Party, are still independent... Along with the Independent Labour Party...

Do anons want to switch PoV's to Renexizious now?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1479370
>Yes!
Have we lost teeth before and do they grow back?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1479379
They would grow back, I'd assume.

You are now back to being Renexizious, and right now your trying to manage Sweden from Italy... Why?

Well, first of all, a bit of an incident has happened...

Ignore my roll.
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

A full-blown battle has occured in the streets of Hansodr between fascists and communists. Molotov cocktails have been tossed into factories by communists, and the public government there has been executed by the fascists for being "communist sympathizers". Meanwhile, the military is waiting orders to move in... The police forces in Hansodr have also defected to the fascist side, and emergency responders are being held hostage by communist forces.

Socialists have also taken up arms against the government, and the anti-fascist movement have also taken to the streets in Hansodr, as minor as they may be.

Ignore my roll again. This is to see if your empire is affected.
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Your empire has been also shaken slightly by this. Partisan forces in France have also begun an attempt at a take over of Paris, and have stormed Versailies and are fighting against the millitary.

Italy has only had some minor protests, and a few bomb threats.

Russia, due to it's strong communist beliefs, are suspected to join in if the situation gets out of hand.

The Balkans are waiting, and may escalate if it continues to get out of hand.

Greece/Anatolia is unaffected.

America is currently undecided, and from your agents, you are fairly sure they will come to support you if the situation gets out of hand.

Your cabinet has deemed that this is the "final surge" of communist forces, and it is likely that once they're defeated that communism will cease to be a threat for the foreseeable future.

What do anons want to do?

>Let the military handle this.
>...Personally, head to France or Hansodr. (May kill you if you do head to Hansodr, due to the very cold temperatures!)
>Write-in
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>>1479474
>...Personally, head to France or Hansodr. (May kill you if you do head to Hansodr, due to the very cold temperatures!)

France.


Also, permit the military to use any tactics needed and access to our personal combat divisions.
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>>1479503
This
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>>1479541
Adding sending the yiff squad to hansodr specifically due to the large pop of werewolves
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You decide to personally head to France.

Meanwhile, in Hansodr...

The military is trying to think of a strategy.

There is currently no way to know which part of the city is under Fascist or Communist control.

Do anons want to side with any side?

>Side with the Fascists. (Fascists will be allies! Communists will be enemies.)
>Side with the Communists. (Fascists will be enemies. Communists will be allies.)
>...Side with neither side. (All sides will be enemies.)
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>>1479578
>...Side with neither side. (All sides will be enemies.)
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>>1479578
>>Side with the Fascists. (Fascists will be allies! Communists will be enemies.)
THere isn't even a choice
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>>1479615
The facists killed government officials en masse. They can't be treated as anything but an enemy.
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>>1479578
>Side with the Fascists. (Fascists will be allies! Communists will be enemies.)

Well if we stay out it might end up pissing off both sides so may as well side with the better one
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>>1479578
>Side with the Fascists. (Fascists will be allies! Communists will be enemies.)

Start by herding the commie scum into the fascist. Once they're taken care of turn on the fash if they do not submit.
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>>1479632
We are a fascist, commie
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You decide to side with the fascists.

You of course, now have to decide what the military will do...

You have about 10,000 infantry ready, along with 30 light howitizers, two heavy tank divisions, and air support.

What do anons want to do?

>...Besiege the city. (Will lead to high casualties among civilians, but little to none among the military. Will take a long time.)
>...Attempt to bombard the city. (Will lead to very high casualties among civilians, and damage the city and industry. Will hurt your PR, but will also go much faster.)
>...Attempt to assault into the city. (???, Fast.)
>Try to send scouts and try to discover where things are at... (This will take a while, but give you much more information.)
>Write-in

If the situation is not taken care of fast, it will likely escalate.
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>>1479674
>Try to send scouts and try to discover where things are at... (This will take a while, but give you much more information.)
>>
>>1479674
>>Try to send scouts and try to discover where things are at... (This will take a while, but give you much more information.)
>>
>>1479674
>Try to send scouts and try to discover where things are at... (This will take a while, but give you much more information.)
Perform a decapition strike and take out the communist ringleaders
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>>1479674
>Write-in
Surround the city with military units and prepare them to charge. Before they attack have scouts make contact with the fashies and make sure we know where they are, we will then start herding the commies towards the fash.
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>>1479674
By the way, you have 50 medium tanks. They're the Stridsvagn m/42, armed with a 75mm main gun and four 8mm machine guns. It is 11 years behind tech.

Your tactics give your men a +2 to melee and morale while in close combat.

You also have 500x heavy bombers ready.

The military decides to try and discover where the fighting is at...

It is predicted to take five hours.

>Do this!
>Don't do this!
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>>1479689
>Do this!
>>
>>1479689
>Don't do this!
Five hours is too much, we either need to be taking control of streets while this is happening or do not do this at all. The agitators and belligerents will have killed each other or fleed by the end of the scouting.
>>
>>1479689
>>Don't do this!
We need action now!
>>
>>1479689
>Don't do this!
>>
You decide against this. It'll simply take too long.

What do anons want to do?

>Move in! (Choose a direction... The North, The West, the South, and the East as an assault point.)
>Bombard! (Choose a location to bombard (Select a "black square" to bombard. Choose an amount of time to bombard for too. It takes about 15 seconds for your howitizers to fire.)
>Besige the city.
>>
>>1479716
Move in from the north
>>
>>1479716
Also...
>Write-in

You are getting

250 Cavalrymen in about 3 hours.
5,000 Conscripted Infantry in about 3 hours.
2 Medium Tank Divisions in about 5 hours.
20 Finnish Snipers in about 8 hours.
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>>1479716
>>Move in! (Choose a direction... The North, The West, the South, and the East as an assault point.)
North
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

You assault from the north...

Ignore my roll.
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Your forces strike north...

Choose a movement speed.

>Slow. (You'll have a bonus against ambushes! Will take one hour to enter the city!)
>Moderate. (You'll have no bonus against ambushes, and it'll take 30 minutes to enter the city.)
>Fast! (You'll have a disadvantage against ambushes, and it'll take 15 minutes to enter the city!)
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>>1479750
>Slow. (You'll have a bonus against ambushes! Will take one hour to enter the city!)
>>
>>1479750
>>Slow. (You'll have a bonus against ambushes! Will take one hour to enter the city!)
Can't have them all die before they get there!
>>
Rolled 11 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

Ignore my roll.
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>>1479779
:(
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Your men reach the city, and find the Communists have set up barricades, and have set up some defenses...

There's a sniper, along with with a barricade protecting some lycanthrope infantry. There's also two machinegunners in the buildings beside them. You are in range of them, and they've begun to fire at you.

Your men lack any cover!

What do anons?

>Order a charge! (+2 bonus to melee and morale! Predicted casualties: Moderate)
>...Take command of a "Hero" (Can be done four times during this battle! Take command of a random unit!)
>Order an artillery solution!
>Send in the tanks!
>Order an air raid!
>Let the firefight commence. (Predicted Casualties: High)
>Write-in
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>>1479802
>Send in the tanks!
>>
>>1479802
>Order an artillery solution! Immediately followed by
>Send in the tanks!
Because that's what they're made for.
>>
>>1479802
>>Order an artillery solution!
>>Send in the tanks!
>>
What sort of ammo do you want your artillery to use?

>High Explosive.
>Incindenary
>Smoke
>Mustard Gas (War Crime!)
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>>1479823
>Incindenary
>>
>>1479823
>>High Explosive.
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>>1479823
>High Explosive
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The bombardment begins...

As soon as the first shell drops, the communists begin to fall back without even taking a single casualty, and your tanks move in after a few shells have been dropped.

Actions

>Pursue after the routing communists! Head forward!
>Head left!
>Head right!
>Attack from another direction?
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>>1479847
>>Pursue after the routing communists! Head forward!
Beware for mines
>>
>>1479847
Approach from the south
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>>1479847
>Head right!
Don't forget to clear roofs and alleyways for Molotov tossers.
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>>1479847
>>Pursue after the routing communists! Head forward!
>>
You pursue after the communists!

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons. One roll please.
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1479859
Helicopter rides are here!
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16+2=18

Your tank moves forward, and a nearby window breaks, and a molotov is aimed at the engine block... It luckily misses, and a few more are tossed. They harmlessly miss.

It seems a few communists are inside the apartment building, and have quite a few molotovs which they're tossing onto your tanks. Luckily, your tanks manage to get out of the way with no damage.

What do anons want to do?

>Try to breach the apartment!
>Order an air raid or bombardment! (Will injure civilians and kill them!)
>Try to gas them out... (War Crime!)
>Try to find a way to flush them out?
>...Have a hero take care of it. (4 uses!)
>Write-in
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>>1479871
>Try to breach the apartment!
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>>1479871
>Write-in
Tell them to come out and surrender or else the entire building will be brought to the ground.
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>>1479871
>Try to find a way to flush them out?
Tear gas
>Try to breach the apartment!
With gas masks
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>>1479871
>Try to breach the apartment!
We should breed a species of large snakes that instinctual burrow their way into the open orifices of communist.
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>>1479928
Right after the explosive lemons and just before we make the fish people.
>>
You decide to breach the apartment...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well the breach goes.
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1479938
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1479938
They shall feel our boots on their necks.
>>
I've compiled a list of science we need to do after this rebellion is dealt with
>1) Fix our color issue
>2)Loyalty inducing mutagenic disease (possibly cure homos)
>3)Travel to WW2 dimension. Aquire Nazi super science
>4)Travel to 40K and steal any advanced tech we find
Feel free to add more
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>>1480020
Develop computers further.

Continue to refine our crystal tech in regards to power and laser weapons.

Develop medical tech: radiation cleansers, painkillers, blood-hardening powder / spray, etc.

Develop our naval tech.

Develop our medium tanks.

Develop industrial and agricultural technologies.

Develop rocketry and life support systems, limited cross over with submarine craft.
>>
7+3=10

The breech is... Mediocre.

It seems like whoever's inside is doing an admirable job defending, and you've lost a hundred men just trying to get inside.

Hm. Breaching isn't doing too hot...

Actions

>Send more men in!
>Order bombardment!
>Try to flush them out!
>...Ignore them and continue on.
>Write-in
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>>1480047
>Write-in
Have the tanks light the building up with all their guns. Top floor down, so if they want to surrender they can.
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>>1480065
Are they using their machineguns or tank shells?
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>>1480159
Shelling the top floor should be sufficient.
>>
Rolled 12, 10 + 3 = 25 (2d20 + 3)

The tanks fire at the top floor. It explodes, showering debris onto the ground.

Ignore my roll.
>>
You seemed to have killed about four communists, and two civilians in the explosion.

Your men's morale has dropped a tiny bit from killing two civilians.

Actions

>Breach now!
>Fire again.
>Demand their surrender?
>Write-in
>>
>>1480185
>Demand their surrender?
>>
You of course, demand their surrender.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can indeed get them to surrender.

+2 if you can promise no harm will be done to them when they surrender.
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1480218
Surrender now and no harm shall come to you
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1480218
"If you surrender now you will not be rectally violated by large snakes while your relatives are made to watch"
>>
19+2=21

This gets the communists to surrender...

Meanwhile, in France...

Renexizious is en route to deal with these troublesome Partisans...

Due to Elizabeth's proximity... She can also go to help.

>Have Elizabeth also come! (Remain Renexizious!)
>Have Elizabeth also come... Perhaps she can put this rebellion down without genociding the French. Or maybe she will. (Play as Elizabeth!)
>Just continue on. You don't need Liz.
>Write-in
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>>1480275
>Have Elizabeth also come! (Remain Renexizious!)
>>
>>1480289
This
>>
You fly over to get Elizabeth...

She seems to be in the middle of work in her newly-built palace, and when you land, she goes out to see you...

She seems quite cold, but not cold enough to die...

"R-ren? Did you need something?"

"Hey... I need you to come to France."

"Ren, I'm really busy..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and get your wife to join you.

+3 if you can mention the good times you'll have with her in France, eating rebels, stopping communism... She'll brighten you right up!
+2 if you can be a bit romantic?
+1 if you can also warm her up.
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1480306
Richard the Lionheart himself is buried in Anjou, France
>>
14+4=18

She finally seems convinced, and comes with you to France.

You fly above Paris, and Elizabeth hears a lot of fighting around the hospital Revierre is at...

Hm.

Actions

>...Go to help Revierre!
>Go take care of the partisans at Versailies.
>...Loot and sack Paris. That'll teach them a lesson. (Liz will like this!)
>Raze Paris to the ground. (Liz will really like this!)
>Write-in
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>>1480365
>...Go to help Revierre!
>>
>>1480365
>...Go to help Revierre!
Just imagine if we finally get an interstellar empire and we meet alien Space French.
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>>1480385
our French and their French would start killing each other.
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>>1480385
So they surrender instantly and we get a supply of cheap TV dramas that also function as homo and hetero sexual porn? That and some other decent shit.
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You of course, go to help Revierre...

It seems like a large Partisan crowd is about to break into the hospital...

What do anons want to do?

>Try to kill them!
>Try to scare them off!
>Try to kill them. (Elizabeth)
>...Try to convince them to lay down their arms. (As Elizabeth)
>Try to scare them off. (As Elizabeth)
>Write-in
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>>1480398
>Try to scare them off!
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>>1480398
>Try to kill them!
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>>1480398
>Try to kill them!
Assaulting a hospital is one of the worst offenses you can make against a ruler.
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>>1480404
>>1480408
Guys, killing civilians in our dragon form is an international war crime.
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>>1480440
They are civilians? All I see are rebels...
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>>1480445
Look at the discord
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>>1480453
You assume I have an account or can be bothered to make one.
>>
Killing civilians is indeed a war crime, along with attacking cities in it. If you do attack them, it's likely that NATO may intervene due to war crimes against your own people.
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>>1480461
Fine, fine. Let's just to scare them off.
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>>1480461
hmn, simply landing on top of a small few of them in front of the hospital should do it, scare them off.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to terrify the partisans!

+3 for an intimidating landing!
+2 if you can scare them off from your ward, Revierre, and what will happen to anyone who touches him!
+2 if Elizabeth can also assist in terrifying the humans.
+1 if you can worry a bit about Revierre... He's something of an adopted son after all...
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1480485
Have Liz next to us and give an intimating look at the French
>>
Anyone want to roll or do the bonuses?
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1480544
Critical ones across the hospital recovery rooms!
>>
19+4=23

You of course, scare the crowd easily after you land. They quickly scatter and flee anywhere but where you are.

Actions

>Chase after the Partisans?
>Check on Reuviere to see if he's alright?
>...Go see Versailies and see if it's alright.
>Write-in
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>>1480619
>Check on Reuviere to see if he's alright?
>>
You check on Reuviere...

You peek in through a window, and notice that in his hospital room, the door is being broken down by some left over partisans... Reuviere seems to have barricaded the door.

Hm.

Actions

>Break the wall and rescue Reuvierre.
>...Knock politely on the window to get Reuviere's attention?
>Just watch.
>...Go to the other side of the building, and try to guess where those partisans are... And punch. (May hurt Reuvierre!)
>Write-in
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>>1480771
>Break the wall and rescue Reuvierre.
Ren or Liz can probably heal him
>>
You break the wall, and of course, Reuvierre sees you.

"Hey. Mind if I drop in?"

"Thank you, monsieur!"

You extend your hand out, and he hops onto it...

He seems to still be a bit injured, and you of course, are glad to see him...

You decide to heal him up.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to heal him.

+2 if you can casually ask how he's doing.
+2 if you can be a bit pissed that the Partisans are acting up again.
>>
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1480856
>So how's life? I've kind of been away for a while but alive hears you were attacked by these pissy partisans who've all but taken over France.
>>
Allowing samefagging if Liz can also talk to him.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1480856
>>
15+8=23

Good Success!

You heal up Reuvierre rather well, and of course, Liz goes to terrify the rest of the Partisan forces... They're even vandalizing a statue of you!

Roll me a 1d20+2 if Liz can indeed terrify the partisans.

+3 if she can somehow be very, very menacing towards them. (+1 if her breasts can somehow be scary as well.)
+2 if she can be especially angry towards them vandalizing a statue of Renexizious!
+2 if Renexizious can of course, be a bit lustful to Elizabeth, and also somehow terrify them by being lustful.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1481062
>>
15+2=17

Liz slightly scares the Partisans off, but most of the city is still in Partisan hands.

You'll have to find a way to change this...

Actions

>Start trying to terrify the populace into submission.
>Destroy a few buildings, show the Partisans who's boss.
>...Leave?
>...Why don't you make a few examples out of the partisans?
>Head to Versailies and try to protect it?
>...Maybe you should acknowledge that you've been a bit of a terrible ruler towards the French? Be a bit humble?
>Write-in
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>>1481996
>Head to Versailies and try to protect it?
>...Maybe you should acknowledge that you've been a bit of a terrible ruler towards the French? Be a bit humble?
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You decide to head to Versailies... You also acknowledge personally that you've ben a terrible ruler towards France...

Once you get to Versailies, you notice that the Partisans are of course, trying to knock down the front gate, and haven't noticed you yet...

What do anons?

>...Scare them off.
>...Cough loudly, and mention that you'd like them to not try and raid Versailies again.
>...Why not just start an apology speech? A humble one, how you haven't really treated the french well, etc...
>...Fire breath can solve a lot of things.
>Write-in
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>>1482067
>...Cough loudly, and mention that you'd like them to not try and raid Versailies again.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if this cough will be enough.

+3 if you can gently tell them to stop trying to raid Versailies again.
+2 if you can also mention how great it would be if they stopped trying to rebel against you. (+2 if you can try to highlight how you'll make things better for them!)
+2 if you can also hint at Elizabeth's hatred of the French and how you just want to go home and not deal with this, and that it'd be really nice if they could just stop.
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1482117
>>
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1482117
"Do you mind not trying to destroy your own national palace and such? It's a waste of a lovely building and doesn't really accomplish much.

I mean, I would prefer if you could just stop revolting but if that isn't a possibility even though I am trying to do good things for you guys.

I mean, I helped you maintain control over some of your colonies, risking my own family and people to do so and I do plan on doing more for you guys if only you would tell me what you need and want. Besides independence, let's be reasonable.

Seriously, I was relaxing down in Italy and then you decided to just go and revolt. I had to get and get the wife and everything and she hates dealing with the French. So it'd be for the best for all of us if you would just stop. Please?"
>>
15+10=25

You of course, sigh and decide to tell them to just stop it. You tell them that you've been working for them and you helped maintain control over their colonies and risking your own family and people to do so...

Of course, the partisans haven't though too much about that, but they seem mostly pissed about your family eating the Eiffel Tower, and ransacking art museums or something, along with giving the British Normandy...

Actions

>...Mention that in the future you'll help the French against the British then, since they're your subjects.
>...Just say that you'll try to get Normandy back for them?
>...Say that you'll be willing to recompensate the French people for the Eiffel Tower and those art museums ransacked by Renexizia?
>...Tell the French Partisans to shove off already.
>Write-in
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>>1482188
>...Mention that in the future you'll help the French against the British then, since they're your subjects.
>...Just say that you'll try to get Normandy back for them?
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>>1482188
>Write-in
Point out that our empire and Liz's empire will one day probably fuse together, and thus they'll technically get Normandy back.

Also, that we are / did replace the Effiel tower. It's not our fault our daughter was an incredibly destructive little ball of energy. A human child with the same abilities would do about as much damage.
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>>1482199
Just saying, Liz is in earshot of this.

Anyways, waiting ten more minutes anons.
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>>1482199
Would you be willing to drop that point about helping them against the Brits?
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>>1482271
Yes
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

You point out that your empire and Elizabeth's empire will fuse together one day, and they'll technically get Normandy back... Though you do tell them that it's not your fault that your daughter was/tends to be a destructive little ball of energy, and you say that a human child with the same abilities would do about as much damage.

Ignore my roll.
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The Partisans seem rather unconcerned, but a leader of them tells you that they'll stand down if you can institute more "pro-french" policies and give France more independence.

Actions

>Accept this.
>Decline this.
>Laugh heartily at this.
>Nom the leader and laugh heartily at this.
>Write-in
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>>1482297
>Write-in
Ask for an example of a pro-french policy.


Point out we've been incredibly lenient on French independence. We haven't forced them to do anything yet nor do we really plan to.
>>
You ask for an example, and they say things like being able to have a standing army, the Swedish army to pull out of France...

It seems they want more military independence...

Actions

>Accept?
>...Yeah, no.
>Laugh at this.
>Write-in
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>>1482360
>Accept?
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>>1482360
>Write-in
They can have a standing army but we will require it be smaller than our army, if nothing else just for peace of mind. They will also therefore be required to deploy their troops into any conflicts we get into.

As to removing the Swedish army from France, sure. So long as they stop rebelling we don't need to have the military on every street corner. But if they rebel again they will deploy again to maintain order and regain control.
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You accept, and the Partisans begin to stand down.

Elizabeth looks a bit disappointed, and you set Reuvierre down.

You kiss Elizabeth goodbye and go back to Italy...

Oh. Right. Hansodr...

Actions

>...Go up north to deal with it.
>...Stay in Italy.
>Write-in
>>
>>1482433
>...Go up north to deal with it.

Let's change to Dracotuar on arrival and can we go and grab our metal caster staff?
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>>1482440
Keep in mind Hansodr is in a "sub-artic" area, and it could very well freeze you to death.
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>>1482447
Ah, but you stated that Dracotuars suffer from over heating, we solved this by giving them the ability to project a cold aura. Seeing as we experience a colour change that should now be a heat aura and make it somewhat survivable in the far north.


Especially since I plan on wearing our prototype / MK 1 dracotaur armour.
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Good point. You won't be able to stay too long though, most likely an hour to two in your dragotaur form.

Anyways, roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well the army has been doing.
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1482503
>>
14+3=17

The army has been doing fairly decent in cleaning up Hansodr, and when you arrive, your men have encircled the city and are breaching from the north. The fascist militas are apparently in the south, and are trying to retake the townhall, with the military trying to retake a hospital where some communists are holding doctors hostage...

Actions

>Deal with the hospital.
>Take the townhall.
>Write-in
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>>1482599
>Take the townhall.
It's probably where the leaders are
>>
I'm going to take a break for a while and do some stuff. I'll be back in four hours anons.
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You decide to go to the town hall...

It doesn't take too long to land at the south and shift to your dragotaur form...

How do anons want to do this?

>Get the fascists to join in your charge?
>Just single-handily do this. Your a dragotaur after all!
>Write-in
>>
>>1483964
>Get the fascists to join in your charge?
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>>1483964
>>Just single-handily do this. Your a dragotaur after all!
Lets not forget to use our eye lazer of death!
>>
Going to roll in ten more minutes anons.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Get the fascists to help!
2=Do it single-handed.
>>
New thread up tommorow anons.
>>
>>1484871
Goodbye Fagioli, you will be missed
>>
New Thread: http://boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/1489962#bottom




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