[synthesizers and horns]Previously, on Adams and Eve...
[very loud roaring noise]
"Now look, my name is Lieutenant Michael John Adams, United States Navy. We were the crew of an experimental spacecraft using quantum physics-""What is it talking about?""It does not matter. It is just chattering, like all primates. Capture it, for the glory of the Sardak Empire!""Looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way-"
"Sardaks take prisoners to great city. Grug never see inside, but many, many people. Sardaks, slaves. Many slaves. Great city has high wall, tall enough to keep out Big-Teeth. Many guards."
"This crystal throne on which I sit gives me the power to control those around me... to restore my wounded soldiers... to see the future, primate. A future where the Sardak Empire reigns supreme, and alone, free of the taint of lesser tribes."
"Long time ago, human slaves to Sardaks dig for crystal. Crystal not all in one piece, but every piece very powerful. Sardaks watch human slaves very close, but one slave very clever, hide piece of crystal. Sardaks not know about piece. Sardaks never find out.""This could be what we need to defeat the Sardaks once and for all! If I could figure out how to use this like the Sardak Emperor uses that throne..."
"Grug's been captured. They're probably taking him to their fortress-city."
"You! Halt!" "Uh-oh... looks like the jig might be up-">Halt>Fight>Run>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>1510652>Run
>>1510628so do we know how to use this? Do we even have it?
Ayyyy first time catching this :D>Halt
"You, in the hood! Halt, and identify yourself, soldier!"
"I already told you cold-blooded creeps my name once... but I don't think I mentioned-"
"I'm a three-time state track champion!""Stop!""Halt!"
"He went into the slave quarter!""Spread out, find him!"
aww yeah, guess who is not gonna sleep tonight eve if it is 5 in the morning
"It'll take those goons a while to find me in here! I wonder if any of the slaves know where Grug is being kept... Blast! If only I knew how to work this crystal Urr gave me!"
"Search every hovel in the slave quarter!""Check over there!""Looks like I spoke too soon..."Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>1510874Pose dramatically before whupping ass
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>1510874Time to experiment a little. Concentrate on the crystal and connection with the lizard, give him explosive diarrhea.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>1510874Tackle the guard and take his weapon.
>>1510887>>1510891And the word of the day is overkill!
>>1510604Man that thing reminds me of a castle i built.>>1510887>>1510891haha oh wow, so much for figuring out the crystal i guess
[humming noise]"What-? The crystal is... talking to me?"[humming noise intensifies]
"Wasting time on a useless chase... whoever that was, he is nowhere to be found-""Hey, you ugly iguana!""Who dares-?"
"The only one in this place who seems to have any gumption!""You! The primate who incited the other slaves!""That's right, pal. My name is Lieutenant Mike Adams..."
"...and that's all you need to know!""Wait, what are you-"
"HYAAA!"[humming intensifies]"Aaaah-"[squelching noise]
>>1511284>berserker packs son
"What on Earth was that-"[humming noise fades]"Not talking anymore, eh? Maybe that's for the best-"
[horn blowing sound]
"That horn... something important must be going on. This might be my chance to sneak out of here and find Grug-">Sneak toward the horn>Sneak away from the horn>Something elseRoll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>1511404>Sneak away from the hornimportant being your death you moron
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>1511284okay that's awesome.pretty much made up for not unlocking Super Brown Note ModeAlso, voting sneak toward the horn, see what's going on.
>>1511422>pretty much made up for not unlocking Super Brown Note ModeLook closer
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>1511404>>Sneak away from the horn
>Something else>Go free some slaves and then sneak away from the horn
"Better not press my luck... time to high-tail it out of here and find Grug! That Sardak sword is too heavy to sneak around with."
"This place is a maze... I wonder if I'd have better luck climbing on top of a building and getting my bearings- wait, what's that?"
"The edge of the slave quarter! About time... whatever that horn was seems to have drawn everyone-"
"-away?"[loud horn sound]
"Haven't been spotted yet-""You! In the hood!""Not again...""Kneel, scum!""Kneel?"...Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>1511702We kneel for nobody. UNLEASH CRYSTAL POWER
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>1511702No, YOU kneel!(dick kick)
"I'm afraid they didn't teach us how to kneel in basic training-""What are you-"
[loud thumping noise]"Aaaugh!""Aaah!""Look out!"
>>1511751Adam is an all-in kind of guy.
>>1511927Yell at the slaves to run away then lets go kick these guy's asses
"No- get away from me!""Look out!""Watch it-"
"There it is!""That is the primate that we have been looking for! The one that calls itself 'Maikadams'!""Yield, primate! We have you surrounded!""Good, I was getting tired of having to track you down. This'll make it a lot quicker-"
"I sense something strange. This primate is different, somehow...""Our orders are to slay this one upon capture-"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)Get ready to liquidate all their guts. Evoking that nice crystal glow would be good.Then wait and see what the lime-green one has to say.I can't stay awake for more of this. Thanks for running, LQ, good to see this again.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>1512146"You mean besides the fact that I can speak in complete sentences?"Then give the guy who spoke last an 'urple nurple.
"The crystal... must have overdone it..."
"What is it that this primate has done to make it so desired, Captain?""It incited the other slaves, your eminence. Nothing more than an unruly troublemaker!"
"I see... perhaps I was mistaken about the feeling I sensed from it."
"Dispose of the primate as you see fit, Captain.""As you command, Princess!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>1512376Time to attempt to take the princess hostage!
"Well, ma'am, there's two things you ought to know about where I come from. We don't kowtow to royalty..."
"...and nobody beats the U.S. Navy!"[impact noise]"Aaaugh!"
"Watch your head, Princess-"
"-I'm making this a convertible!"[loud cracking noise]"Aiiiiii!"
"Well, boys... where I come from, we call this a standoff!"
That's it for tonight, but I'll be running this throughout the day tomorrow! Thanks for playing!If you want to read more, most previous episodes are archived on suptg along with all the images:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questThe official Lego Quest wiki has writeups for Mike, Grug, and everybody else:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_WikiAnd if you follow me on Twitter, you'll know when this game resumes or a new one starts:@EndmanOfFuturonGoodnight!
OK, I'm back and just have to take some pictures, so we should be starting within the hour!While you wait, please enjoy this vignette I made for /toy/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhb97ITGVkM
These are great builds man!
[dramatic orchestral music]
"What that thing Eve carry?""This?"
"It's called a flare gun.""What that mean?""Well, it's supposed to make a big fire when you pull the trigger, but I don't know if it will work or not. Mike used it to fend off Big-Teeth just after we crashed here. I think it remembers!"
"You were talking about the Ghost People.""Tala no like talk about that.""But why? Why do you call them the Ghost People?""Tala already tell Eve. Ghost People not like Warrior People, not like Flower People, not like any people."
"Are they called the Ghost People because no one ever sees them?""No. No one ever see Ghost People, but that not why they have that name. Tala not like talk about this. Eve not want talk about this.""But Tala, you said you saw them when you were a baby! You must understand!"
"Ever since that night you took us to that place for First-Fire, that crash site... what your tribe calls the 'sacred place'... I've had the feeling-""What Eve feel?""Like-"
"-like something is following me!"
"What wrong?""Shh! I heard something! I know I did! It's whatever's been following me-"[branch snapping noise]
"Eh, what is this? A pair of primates?""Capture them, for the glory of the Sardak Empire!""Sardaks! Tala, look out!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Eve does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field! And roll another d12 for whatever Tala does as well!
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>1513739lead them towards that ghost person we totally didn't see
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>1513755One more attempt
"Follow me, I have an idea!""Wait! Eve no run that way!"
"-That dead end!""Oh, no! This wall is too high for me to climb-"
"Eeee!""There you are!"
"No, get away from me!""The other guards will no doubt find your friend, but I will not return with empty ha-"
[hard snapping noise]"Ghhhk-!""Ahhh-!"
"Hello, Eve Carson.""Aiieeeee!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>1513951Brandish you flare gun threateningly!
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>1513951Hide in a bush
"Stay back! This is a flare gun! I'm warning you... I'm a trained medical doctor!"
[sharp cracking noise]
"Yes, I know. I know everything about you, Eve Carson. It has been difficult to wait for this moment. We could not risk being seen by the Sardaks. But now-"
"This way! Those primates must be close by!"
"What? Where did he go-?"
"Captain, look!""What could have done that to his head?""Take his body back to the city.""What about those two primates?""Forget about them. We will catch them later."
"I never thought I'd be glad to see the Sardaks..."
"...now I just need to figure out where I am."
"Vermin! You cannot hope to fight the entire Sardak army! Release the Princess at once!""I don't have to fight your army - I just have to fight enough of you before somebody releases my friend Grug!""Enough talk! Subdue the primate!""Aiiii! You cannot risk harming me! It is forbidden!""Squeamish, eh? Then you'd better look away, Princess-"
"-things might get a little messy!"[impaling sound]"Guuk-!""Aiiii!"
"Up we go!""Aiii! Release me at once, you brutish oaf!""Settle down, Princess. I would never hurt a lady... even if she isn't human. I just need you to help me find my friend Grug.""Insolent primate! How dare you presume to order me!"
"That primate cannot escape us now!"
>>1514391>that moment LQ runs out of green hands
"The penalty for touching my celestial presence is a drawn and torturous demise! Give up, and those soldiers will end your life quickly!""How could I pass up an offer that good? But on the other hand-"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>1514511Threaten to kill her, once they stop advanceing then we run away with her
dice+1d12>>1514511Kiss her in front of them, take their net, and run off with her in the net.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>1514544Whoops, my bad. Reroll.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>1514511Use the crystal to enhance our jumping ability and jump to a rooftop.
>>1514543Forgot to roll
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>1514543Ugh lets see if this works
"I've never kissed a princess before-""What- why are you looking at me like that?"
FWOOP"Caught it!""Be careful! Do not harm the Princess!""Quickly, subdue the primate!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>1514686Threaten to kill the Princess if they dont back off, Then cut the net
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>1514698This
"Hold it, lizard-brain! I've got a knife - one more step and I'll kill your princess!""You said you would never harm me!""I didn't think you were going to tell them that-"
"Besides, violence isn't the only way out of this situa-"
"Come on, slave!""My knife-!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>1514769I wonder how sharp that crystal is?Maybe it has multiple uses.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>1514790Rolling to support
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>1514769Use the power of the crystal to get free.
"Eh? What is this?""No-!"
"What is this?""I do not know, Captain. I found it on the ground.""Some sort of crystal-""I can see that, fool!"
"I will see that this crystal is taken to the Emperor's treasure vault.""What about this primate? Shall we slay it?""No, this one has caused a great deal of trouble for us. Its death will be prolonged and enjoyed by all! Take it to the dungeons!"
"You slimy tadpoles! When I get loose, I'm going to-"WHUD
"Unnngh... wish I had some aspirin!"
[clanking noise]"Cuffed like a common criminal - but then I suppose in this place, that's exactly what I am!"[indistinct noise]"Who's there?"
"DO NOT BOTHER GETTING UP, OUTLANDER...""Who the devil-"
"THEY ONLY FEED US ONCE A WEEK, SO WE NEED TO TAKE OUR MEALS WHEN WE CAN GET THEM!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>1515030convince them to eat the skeleton instead
"Meat!""Fresh meat!""Raaaaargh!""Now just a minute, fellas. I haven't had lunch yet either, but all I want to do is get out of here and rescue Grug!"
"Wait, Xotol!""Raaaargh!""Speak quickly, outlander, and do not lie! Do you speak of Grug, of the Warrior People?"
"Grug, yes! I came to the Sardak fortress to rescue him, but ended up here!"
"Bah! The great kings of the earth, reduced to gnawing on bones to sate their hunger!"
"What do you mean? What kings?""I speak of myself, outlander! Zorr of the Zordaks, and Chull of the Dendaks, and mighty Xotol of the Rardaks!""We were all once kings, outlander! But the emperor of the Sardaks has waged a brutal war of annihilation, and of our once-proud races, only we, the kings, remain! The Sardak Emperor keeps us alive, to toil in his obsidian pit, our every breath a mockery!""Raaaargh!"
[clanging noise]"Someone's coming!""Aye, the guards!""I thought you said they only fed you once a week!""Aye, outlander, but they beat us every day!""And with these chains, we can do nothing but endure the torment!""Raaaargh!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>1515193Strangle the guards once they come in
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>1515203rolling
>>1515193>"but they beat us every day!"made me laugh a lot more than it should have
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>1515193What >>1515203 said, but with more horn removal so we can stab dudes.
"I have a plan, but we'll all need to work together-"
"See how the three great kings still live!""Not for many more days, I'd wager!""Foul Naldaks! Traitors to us all! Look how you grovel for the Sardaks!"
"Better to grovel and live, great king! The Naldaks follow the strong and the Sardaks are strongest!"
"Where is the other? The primate that caused the Sardaks so much trouble?""We ate him.""Then you will need no meal this week! Stand aside-"
"What is your name, outlander?""Call me Mike.""Mike - your friend Grug of the Warrior People...""What about him? Do you know where he is?""His will refuses to break. The Sardaks force him to work in their pit without sleep, but still he does not yield!""That's Grug, all right. Where is this pit-""Wait, I hear Sardak voices!""Raaaargh!"
"The noises came from down here! It sounded like fighting.""Probably just King Xotol throwing a tantrum again-"
Rolled 7 (1d12)"Wha-?""The prisoners are attempting to escape!""Stop them!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! And roll another d12 for whatever Zorr, Chull, and mighty Xotol do as well!
Rolled 11, 12 = 23 (2d12)>>1515374Rip out their horns and use them on their faces!
>>1515379Here are the other two rolls
Rolled 12, 10 = 22 (2d12)>>1515384Other two rolls
"You boys made a big mistake locking the four of us up together..."
"Now!""Wha- get off of me, primate!""Don't worry, pal, I won't make this long. After all, it's not you I'm after!""What are you talking ab-"
SHLUNK"Aaaaugh-!"[slow-motion sword-spinning-in-air sounds]
CHLUNK"Keep your head down, Mike! Gladly would I keep this sword in hand, but for our deal! Sardak horns only! In which case-"
SHUNNGG[slow-motion severed-head-spinning-in-air sounds]
"What of the fourth Sardak-"[muffled roaring noise]
"Everyone got what we came for?""Aye.""Yes-""Raaaargh!"
"Then it's time to bust out of this brig!"
arrghThanks for running this, LQ.
[singing: Lieutenant Mike and Doctor Eve][singing: Are astronauts out of time]
[singing: The Earth they found wasn't theirs at all]
[singing: A world full of wonders][singing: And danger great and small]
[singing: Will they ever get back home][singing: Will they find a waaaaay]
[singing: Will they ever do the things][singing: That words can only saaaaaaaay]
Well, that's a wrap! I had a ton of fun running this, so I hope you did too!I haven't had any free time in large enough blocks to run a game in the last few months, but now that summer's here, I should have most weekends completely free, so here's hoping we can have a lot more Lego fun for the next few months!If you liked this episode, you can read all the other Adams and Eve, along with just about every other Lego Quest on suptg:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questThe official Lego Quest wiki is more or less up to date with this and all other games:http://legoquest.wikia.comAnd if you follow me on Twitter, you'll always get a tweet when a new episode starts or an ongoing game resumes:@EndmanOfFuturonDon't forget about the Lego General on /toy/!Goodnight, everybody!
>>1515790This was actually surprisingly interesting and fun. Thanks for running
>Decide to check out /qst/ to see how dead it is these days>It actually has Lego QuestThanks for running! I'll try to be here a little bit sooner next time so that I can actually participate.
>>1515790this was great! when's next game?
>>1515810>>1515874>>1515624Thanks for playing!>>1516555>this was great! when's next game?Hopefully this coming Saturday!>>1513654>These are great builds man!Thank you! That means a lot to hear!I've been working on a new project with more complex builds that /toy/ has already gotten a peek at, but I'm not finished building everything yet.
Did someone archive this?
>>1522035>Did someone archive this?http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest
>>1518046Those look pretty sweet