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Twitter: @The_Renexizious

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Last time on EDQ, we went to 40k, then are now trying to rescue Clevita as Claw who is now hereby less autistic.

Anyways...

You follow the trail further underground when you come across a um...

Somehow sealed metal bunker door.

It seems unmarked, but it looks like it's closed and sealed.

The blue wire seems to continue under this metal sealed door.

Actions

>Try to find a way to open it? (Write-in for ideas!)
>Try to find another way around..
>Head back.
>Cut the blue wire?
>Write-in
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>>1551711
>Try to find another way around...
Maybe there's ventilation or they left a side-door open.
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>>1551720
Support
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to find a side entrance or another way in.

+2 if you can consider why the entire task of saving Clevita got put on you.
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1551723
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1551723
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1551723
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13+3=16

You find a small vent, which you open up and start to crawl through...

Actions

>Remain in your human form.
>Shift to your wolf form.
>Write-in
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>>1551795
Human since I assume that's easier to navigate the vents.
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>>1551795
>>Shift to your wolf form.
So we don't die in one shot like when Charlemagne showed up.
>>1551799
We can make ourselves thinner
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>>1551806
Okay
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Wolf form it is.

You of course, try to crawl through the vents... It's kind of small for you but you can do it...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons to remain sneaky.

+3 if you can find a way to be sneaky in the vents
+1 if you can encourage yourself on why you should rescue Clevita!
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1551839
Form a tube, reducing the surface area that would grind against the metal
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1551839
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19+7=26

You manage to sneak through the vents with nary a noise.

Eventually the vent comes to a dead end, and you open a hatch out of it...

It seems you've bypassed the door, and now you follow the trial of Clevita further...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+1 if you can encourage yourself!
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1551854
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1551856
Oh no
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>>1551858
It's okay, we can deal with this.
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>>1551856
Whats with all these ones and no crits?
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Critical Failure!

You completely loose track of CLevita. Her trail's gone cold!

You look around to try and follow it, but find yourself somewhat lost...

Eventually, you hear footsteps coming towards you, and talking.

Actions

>Hide!
>Prepare for an ambush!
>Attack head on!
>Write-in
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>>1551901
>Hide!
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>>1551901
>>Hide!
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You of course, attempt to hide!

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons.

+2 for ideas on how to hide in a large empty room!
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1551909
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1551909
Flatten yourself against a wall
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17+2=19

You of course, somehow manage to hide in the large room.

It doesn't take too long for a drow armed with a rifle and a sword on her hip to walk past you into the other room. She seems completely unaware of you... She seems to be heading towards the metal door.

Actions

>...Sneak behind her and... (Choose to kill her, knock her out, or just "absorb" temporarily.)
>...Try to follow her?
>...Let her pass and try to go back the way she came. Maybe there's something down there?
>Write-in
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>>1551934
>>...Sneak behind her and... (Choose to kill her, knock her out, or just "absorb" temporarily.)
Absorb
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>>1551934
>...Let her pass and try to go back the way she came. Maybe there's something down there?
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Do anons want to do both?
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>>1551958
Okay
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to stealth absorb.

+2 if you can find a way to dramatically and yet stealthily sneak absorb the Drow.
+1 if you can try to be somewhat awkwardly polite, and avoid autism!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1551964
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1551964
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1551964
Slowly form our body into an arch of slime at the edges of the tunnel and fall on the drow as they pass.

"Sorry about this but I have my orders: save the girl. You are a potential suspect and informant."
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14+7=21

You manage to absorb her stealthily, and she seems somewhat confused at this.

"H-hey... Um, sorry about this, but I need to save a girl... You're kind of a suspect, you know. Can I ask you some information?"

"Who are you? What in Lolth's name are you?!"

She tries to draw her sword and cut through your flesh. It's kind of effective as she tries to cut through.

Actions

>...Can you stop that? It tickles a bit...
>...Try to disarm her?
>...Knock her out or kill her.
>Hey um... Can I please ask you questions? I need to know some stuff.
>...Can you please stop? I don't want to hurt you.
>Write-in
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>>1552000
>...Can you stop that? It tickles a bit...
>...Try to disarm her?
>...Can you please stop? I don't want to hurt you.
>Hey um... Can I please ask you questions? I need to know some stuff.
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>>1552000
>>...Can you stop that? It tickles a bit...
>>...Try to disarm her?
>>Hey um... Can I please ask you questions? I need to know some stuff.
>>...Can you please stop? I don't want to hurt you.
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You of course, try to get her to stop and so you can ask some questions.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons. This is to see if you can get her to stop.

+3 if you can find a way to disarm her!
+2 if you can akwardly and politely ask her if you can ask questions.
+2 if you can please tell her to stop.
+1 if you can mention how you don't really want to hurt her and be nice.
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1552011
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1552011
Put the word in its own bubble
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>>1552015
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Critical Success.

Choose one.

>Somehow Claw's awkwardness and politeness stuns the Drow, who's never been talked to nicely. Ever, really.
>The drow finds Claw's awkwardness and politeness... Surprisingly cute. Claw will have no idea how to react to this, and will act even more awkward.
>...The Drow is terrified of you, realizing you to be the same monster who took a shitload of people captive a year or two ago. (Can be combined with anything else.)
>Write-in for ideas.
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>>1552027
>...The Drow is terrified of you, realizing you to be the same monster who took a shitload of people captive a year or two ago. (Can be combined with anything else.)
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>>1552027
>>The drow finds Claw's awkwardness and politeness... Surprisingly cute. Claw will have no idea how to react to this, and will act even more awkward.
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Do anons want me to combine the two?
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>>1552031
This.
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>>1552035
sure
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"Hey um... Can you put your sword away, please? I just wanted to ask you if you could um... Well, if I could ask you some questions and um... Yeah..."

She kind of puts her sword away.

"Who even are you?"

"I'm um... Claw."

"...Why are you being... Polite?"

"I um... I kind of just... You know. I um... I-I think I should probably go..."

"...Didn't you just erh..."

Shit, right... You um... Kind of absorbed her.

"Y-yeah... I um... Kind of did. I was meaning to just restrain you... But um... Yeah..."

This is very awkward.

Actions

>You um... So who are you? Just wondering.
>...You're nice for a drow. Thanks for putting the sword away...
>...Do you know anyone called Clevita?
>...I-I um... I got to go somewhere...
>Write-in
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>>1552064
>>You um... So who are you? Just wondering.
>>...You're nice for a drow. Thanks for putting the sword away...
>>...Do you know anyone called Clevita?
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>>1552064
>You um... So who are you? Just wondering.
>...Do you know anyone called Clevita?
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"So um... Who are you" Just wondering... I um... Thanks for putting the sword away and um... Do you know anyone called Clevita?"

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if she knows anything...

+2 if you can Claw can be awkward, and not know what to do with the girl...
+2 if Claw can try to be sweet and polite?
+1 if Claw can try to introduce himself akwardly.
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1552080
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>>1552082
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"Clevita?"

"She's um... Small. I think."

"...Is she a kobold?"

"I mean... Um... Maybe?"

"Well, I certainly won't tell you a single thing about her!"

"What? Come on, you know something."

"I'd never betray the Empire!"

"...Seriously? Please? I really need to know this stuff..."

"You wish."

You sigh. She's being stubborn.

"...Please? Listen... I really need to save her for my friend. She's defenseless, small, and also love minatures... So please?"

"...Why should I help you against our enemy, the kobolds? Let alone someone who has taken me hostage?"

"I haven't taken you hostage!"

"I so believe you have, knave. Now, unhand me!"

"I can't! You'll alert your friends or something..."

She kind of pauses.

"...I don't exactly have any friends to alert..."

"Oh. I'm um... Well, I'm kind of sorry about that. Friends are great... Even if they insult you a lot... Or for stuttering..."

"...That doesn't exactly sound like a friendship."

"...I mean... Well... He's kind of the only person who's been nice enough to me and helps me through some things... I'm kinda weird at times... I think he really does try to help me."

"...Oh."

"...And listen... I really, really need to save this girl. He'd be so pissed at me, not to mention how disappointed he'd be... Not a lot of people are nice. You're kind of nice, though."

She takes a bit of a sigh... Which sends some oxygen bubbles up to your surface.

"...I can't believe I'm doing this."

"Wait... You're going to help me?"

"...Only until it suits me no longer."

"So um... How long will that be?"

"...I am... Unsure of that."

"Oh. I'm um... Thanks! So where is she?"

"She's being taken to the Citadel of Lolth by Captain Advana... I suppose I can direct you there."

Actions

>Thank her for changing her mind!
>Hey um... You don't have to stay in there. If you'll help me I'll let you out.
>...So um... Who is this captain?
>What's the Citadel of Lolth?
>...What are they going to do to her?
>Write-in
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>>1552136
>Thank her for changing her mind!
>Hey um... You don't have to stay in there. If you'll help me I'll let you out.
>...What are they going to do to her?
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>>1552136
>What's the Citadel of Lolth?
>...What are they going to do to her?
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"So thanks for changing your mind... I'll um, just let you out... But what's the Citadel of Lolth? Not to mention, what are they going to do to her?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she'll answer that...

+2 if you can tempt her more with being nice and polite, and stress your need to know more...
+2 if you can find other nice things to do for her.
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552154
We will find and rescue Clevita
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552154
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>>1552154
"Please, it is urgent that I know! She's just a little girl and needs to be protected."


Don't suppose we can clean her somehow?
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1552154
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11+6=17

"...Please, it's urgent that I know. She's just a... Little girl... I think, and needs to be recovered before something bad happens to her."

"You know, I'd be executed if I told you anything, and I am not exactly particularly in a good mood especially after having my clothes covered in slime."

"O-oh. Sorry... I um... Hang on."

You detach her from your body, and seems covered in slime... (and disgusted.)

"...Disgusting... Thanks to you, I'll need a change of clothes..."

"Hey um... Hang on."

You shift to your more "natural" form, rather then your gelatinious one. This one is still just as flexiable... But much less slimy and is basically just your normal form... Though you are still very, very squishy.

"...I'm Claw... I'm basically a giant wolf."

She looks up at you, and you can't help but feel a bit bad for ruining her clothes.

"...I'm Dalayia."

Actions

>It's nice to meet you Dalayia.
>...Hey um... You know, you're um... Kind of... Erm... You smell good? (Try to compliment her)
>...I'm um... I'm sorry about kind of getting slime all over you. Why don't we just continue on?
>...We need to go... So um... Let's go?
>Write-in
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>>1552189
>>It's nice to meet you Dalayia.
>>...Hey um... You know, you're um... Kind of... Erm... You smell good? (Try to compliment her)
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>>1552189
>It's nice to meet you Dalayia.
>...I'm um... I'm sorry about kind of getting slime all over you. Why don't we just continue on?
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to compliment her.

+2 for awkward compliments.
+2 if you can apologize to her about the slime thing.
+2 if you can do something cute towards her?
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1552205
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19+3=22

You think...

"You know... You're kind of really sweet... I um... Your hair is um... It looks really... Swell."

She tries to hide a tiny bit of a blush.

"That's erm... Well, I thank you for the words... They're unnecessary, however."

"...Come on... I mean, your hair is long and white... I mean, it's cute."

She at this point, smiles a bit.

"Well, thank you for that... Let's start moving though."

You and Dalayia start to go look for Clevita...

Do anons want to do switch to another character while they search?

>Switch to Renexizious.
>Switch to Revenaris.
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>>1552267
Revenaris.
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>>1552267
Shit.

>Remain as Claw.
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>>1552267
remain
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Never mind, remain as Claw.
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You of course, remain as Claw.

Roll me a 1d5 for how long it takes for you to catch up to Clevita.

One roll please.
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1552286
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You of course, manage to catch up as Claw...

There seems to be a few guards on the perimeter, and they seem to have made camp... About seven guards, in total.

Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you can try to get Dalayia completely on your side? (Will "take" you as a slave and let you sneak directly into the camp without alerting everyone there!)
>Try to take care of the guards! (Will be somewhat hard!)
>Go in head on!
>...Shift to your human form.
>...Shift to your "gelatinious" form. (More stealthy and has more utility, but less muscular.)
>Write-in
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>>1552488
>...Maybe you can try to get Dalayia completely on your side? (Will "take" you as a slave and let you sneak directly into the camp without alerting everyone there!)
>>
>>1552488

>Write-in

Melt the Antarctica hearts of the Drow using a combination of Claw's awkwardness and puppy eyes
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You of course, turn to Dalayia, and begin to melt her heart so she'll help you in...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+3 for more ways to melt her icy heart.
+2 if you can be cutely awkward towards her.
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1552747

Lay down and roll over

>"Hey um...d-do you like dogs? N-N-N-Not in t-that way! But um...yeah."
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1552747
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>>1552779
Can you come up with something a bit more sane for melting her heart?
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>>1552795
>Chaos
>Sane
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>>1552798

>Anon calling me insane

So I have been often told

>>1552795

Whatever you say

>"Y-You know there's a game I want to show you...Reichcraft! I-It's fun!...C-Can I say you're cute?"
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>>1552832
Jesus Christ man.

is it in the action genre or is it one of those strategy games?
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"...S-s-so um... Just wondering... Do you lie dogs? I m-I mean, not in that way... B-b-but um... Yeah... I-I mean, no!"

You seem puzzled...

"A-anyways... I um... C-c-can I say you're cute?"

"...Are we going to rescue your friend or not?"

"W-well... I mean..."

She sighs.

"...Are you going to sit around or let me handle this?"

She slips out a small pistol...

"...H-hey, why don't you take me a-as a slave or something to sneak in?"

"...I'd rather just kill them, to be fairly honest."

Actions

>I um... You can handle it...
>Hey, I can do this... Just watch!
>...What's the plan?
>...Why did you just default to taking out a gun? That's a bit extreme... (Try to well... Maybe reduce her "murder" tendencies.)
>Write-in
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>>1552906
>...Why did you just default to taking out a gun? That's a bit extreme... (Try to well... Maybe reduce her "murder" tendencies.)
Test
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By the way everyone. The Drow and their society are very vulnerable to Slaanesh corruption due to their cultural traits like female priests being able to demand sex from any male whenever they want or how Drow bards sing of debuahcery and slaughter. This is eventually going to lead to the Drow empire becoming chaos tainted. The taking over of the Drow by chaos won't happen instantly but it is going to eventually big effects that can be seen such as a civil war by more Slaanesh influenced Drow and traditional Drow who are adherents of Lolth. Also Lolth, patron god of Drow, may be "corrupted" by Slaaneshi influence because chaos tends to have the habit of perfecting the characteristics of other gods. tl:dr: we're FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKED
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I mean perverting, not perfecting
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Roll me a 1d20-2 to reduce the drow's murder tendencies.

+2 if you can talk about why she shouldn't murder people for little or no reason!
+2 if you can mention how you don't kill people!
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>>1552962

Oh sweet Christ's holes I didn't realize. OH GOD, OHGODOHGODOHGODGODGODGODGODGOD
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1552998

Why kill people all the time? You could just talk to them, plus it can be fun just to torture them.

Besides! I don't kill people and I'm.....me!
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Rolled 20 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>1553001
Yeah. The Drow empire is probably going to be torn asunder, along with the continent of South America, and a lot of people are going to die. That's kind of why I want to get Dalayia off the Chaotic tendencies, to be a test on how Drow react and perhaps to be the harbinger of a less fucked up Drow race/society.
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Well...

Shit.

I need to think.

What do anons?

>Claw's awkward rambling gives Dalayia a bit of a pause. She'll still be a bit homicidal, a slaver, and have questionable moral intent, but will slowly question WHY she's doing this on her own.
>She'll remain murdertastic... But while soften and curiously poke to see why Claw isn't exactly homicidal or ambitious or anything like that.
>...Claw can somehow talk to her and soothe her, and roll to see how far he can convince her to become "good"...
>Write-in for ideas.
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The way to solving the drow chaos corruption problem.

1.genocide.
2.gather up corrupt survivors.
3.gas them.
4.find the noncorrupt survivors
5.?????
6.prosperity.
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>>1553053
>Claw's awkward rambling gives Dalayia a bit of a pause. She'll still be a bit homicidal, a slaver, and have questionable moral intent, but will slowly question WHY she's doing this on her own.
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>>1553022

And that twenty will be the first step. Fine job

>>1553053

>Claw's awkward rambling gives Dalayia a bit of a pause. She'll still be a bit homicidal, a slaver, and have questionable moral intent, but will slowly question WHY she's doing this on her own.
>Write-in for ideas.

>Dalayia feels...something for Claw, what is it? She doesn't know, not yet at least.
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>>1553054
I'd recommend against genocide just because that would probably aid Khorne.

>>1553061
At this point I'm kind of hoping for a savior who will save their race from the degeneracy which they don't even realize will destroy them.
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Roll me a 1d20 for how much you get her to change, initially.

One roll please.

By the way, if you have any ethics you want to target specifically, go for it.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1553103
Now just watch as it's a shit roll.

Not cheating on people would be a good ethic and probably help with a more stable society.
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>>1553109
3

She's of course, not even close to convinced... But does think for a bit.

She brushes you off a bit.

"So, you want to go with my plan or yours?"

Actions

>Sneak in as a slave with her escorting you.
>Have her go up and murder things effectively!
>Write-in
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>>1553082
they will either bring up a Fuhrer or they will be conquered by one.

>Sneak in as a slave with her escorting you.
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>>1553122
>Sneak in as a slave with her escorting you.
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to sneak in!

+3 if you can put on a convincing slave act.
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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Rub up against masters leg and whine like a scorned puppy. Eventually cross the line by sniffing crotch and then grovel.
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1553192
Just looking down and trying to look sad would be good.
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>>1553213
Alright, can you stop with the autism?
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1553192
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we're a wolf and we're supposed to act like a drow slave, you said make it convincing, I tried.
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>>1553266
Try making it just a little less weird. Claw is after all suppose to be acting LESS autistic right now and some QMs can only handle so much.
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>>1553266
For fuck's sake, don't act like a fucking retard unless you want me to ignore your posts, and Claw is mostly in his human form you fucktard, and I'm fucking tired of Claw being a cringe-tier autist, and I'd rather him just go back to being "awkward" rather than cringing every time I write.

So you can fuck off with that. That's the same shit that led to edgy Stojan, because of "le drunk slav" memes.
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>>1553289
in human form? alright.

look down and try inching away slightly every few minutes. when the drow looks back over immediately turn back from the inching.
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>>1553312
What the fuck dude
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>>1553331
Slaves try to get away, it's unavoidable.
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10+6=16

You get... Kind of close.

Close enough for Dalayia to be questioned on who you are, where you came from, etc..

Roll me a 1d20 anons. One roll please.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1553465
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Dalayia manages to get you inside, and escorts you to the middle of the camp...

You notice a wagon and get put next to it. You manage to peek through a small barred window to see a small kobold inside, scared and alone. She's wearing little more then rags too, and seems a bit malnourished.

There's a bit of a problem though. There's about twenty Drow around, not counting the ones meditating in their tents... Most of the Drow pay little to no heed to you however, and Dalayia tells you to stay put as she goes to the mess...

You um...
You also find yourself bound to a pole.

You are currently in your human form.

What do anons?

>Wait for Dalayia to come back.
>Just wait until a chance appears.
>...Try to communicate to Clevita?
>...Maybe you can try to break out?
>Write-in
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>Just wait until a chance appears.
>>
>>1553507
>Just wait until a chance appears.
How long has she been missing?
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>>1553550
A few days.

Roll me a 1d24 anons. If it's over 12, you might have a problem.
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Rolled 20 (1d24)

>>1553579
the one time we want to roll a 1.
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Rolled 23 (1d24)

>>1553579

>Unsure.exe

Well here I go
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

Just one.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1553587
>>1553594

Well E88, time to pucker our assholes
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Rolled 9 (1d24)

>>1553579
Ancestors guide me
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>>1553603
>>1553604
no thanks Mcsirman, looks to me you have that covered.
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You um...

There's kind of a bit of a problem.

Daralyia isn't exactly coming.

You um...

You wait for about five hours, and Daralyia comes back. She has her usual stoic expression, and tells you to get up rather harshly.

"Follow me, worm. To my tent."

"...Y-you don't have to be so harsh, Dar-"

She gives you a bit of a terrifying look.

"What were you going to say, slave? Speak before I cut out your tongue!"

"I-I um... Nothing, at all. My apologies."

Her lips curl into a sadistic smile.

"Good."

You nervously follow her to her tent, and she turns to you... She has a bit of an expression of being afraid. Her eyes turn to a spider... Something akin to a black widow, but as large as a tarantula, crawls on the corner.

"...Listen, there's been some complications..."

"W-w-what do you mean?"

She seems very afraid, afraid to even speak.

"...The priestess said in that one of their omen if I were to continue down this path, I would be struck down horribly in my sleep. I-I'm not really sure if I can help you anymore."

"O-Oh..."

She seems cautiously alert now.

"...Not to mention she already suspects me of attempting to betray her... She's looking for any excuse to have me struck down or sacrificed. I can't risk doing this."

Actions

>...Please, I really need your help.
>...I-I mean, I can come up with you and I can bide my time a bit...
>...Don't worry, I can do this myself.
>...Honestly, what's the worst that a spider god could do?
>Write-in
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>>1553637
>...Don't worry, I can do this myself.
Just tell her to stay true to the creed of Lolth and to die down on the murderfucking a bit before we leave.
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>>1553637

>...Please, I really need your help.

>Write-in

>I-If you're worried about the sp-spider god I could get some b-bug spray.
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Rolling here in 15 minutes anons.
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>>1553657
this.

>>1553654
Lolth will continue to encourage the murderfucking until it's too late, I have an idea however. it involves getting that Drow to Ren and Lolth herself.
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>>1553687

Does it involve explaining to the spider bitch what Slannesh is?
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>>1553699
maybe, hopefully we won't have too, there's a high chance that Lolth would try to get in an alliance with Slannesh, ideally we would find a way to pit them against one another. if at all maybe through Khorne.
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>>1553687
Lolth herself doesn't want to become part of chaos or for her worshippers to become full on Slaaneshi degenerates. The Drow will become Slaaneshi and chaos will ensue because they themselves are misappropriating her traditions.

At least I think this is how inter-God Chaos corruption works. QM may need to correct me

Also here's a google docs about Drow and other related stuff that people made in the discord.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14lEOMd_Rap5JScLM6sfKMrECXdWD5ZwOc8Z9tYwW8Cw
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Roll call for what anons want to do.
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>>1553776
Solo it and leave Daralayia to her own things
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>>1553789
eh, this.
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You decide to just solo it.

What do anons?

>Shift to your wolf form.
>You can use your human form!
>Write-in
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>>1554000
>Shift to your wolf form.


Let's get to vacuuming up the camp's current occupants.
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>>1554000
Wolf
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You shift to your wolf form...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can remain stealthy.

+2 to see if you can use the tent somehow to hide your transformation!
+1 if you can warn Daralayia.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1554060
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1554060
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15+4=19

You shift to your wolf form without anyone noticing...

You of course go to...

Actions

>Rush to free Clevita!
>...Try to take care of the guards! (Kill, knock out, or absorb.)
>Write-in
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>>1555174
>Rush to free Clevita!
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>>1555174
>>Rush to free Clevita!

Slot and run boys, slot and run.
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to rush in and free Clevita.

+3 if you can find a way to get that wagon!
+2 if you can reassure the small kobold inside that she'll be alright!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1555257
Don't worry! I was sent by Renexious!
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1555257

>Ooze into/around the lock and dissolve it away.
>"Um...Renexious asked Charlemange who asked me to come get you back from...here, I guess. Jump in?"
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Critical Failure!

You rush out the wagon...

You um...
Kind of rammed into it, and send it flying, drawing attention of the entire base.

Crap, this is awkward.

Actions

>Vacuum Breath!
>Attack the guards! (Kill, absorb, or knock out!)
>Try to get Clevita and run!
>Write-in
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>>1555329
>>Try to get Clevita and run!
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>>1555329
>Vacuum Breath!


It is a flawless plan.
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Do anons want me to combine?
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>>1555341
Sure
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>>1555341
No problem.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to vacuum up the Drow.

+2 if you can find a dramatic way to do this.
+1 if you can think what to do with them after sucking them up!
+1 if you can also panic over accidently knocking Clevita's wagon over!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1555350
Guess I'm the opposite of the Big Bad Wolf, huh?
Knock them out inside you
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>>1555350
"Dammit, I knocked over her wagon, she's gonna be pissed!"
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1555361
Forgot to roll.
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19+6=25

You manage to suck up plenty of the Drow, and you turn to trying to get inside of Clevita's wagon...

Clevita is also screaming at what the hell's going on.

What do?

>Just absorb the wagon!
>Try to break the door open.
>Lockpick it!
>Write-in
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>>1555386
>>Lockpick it!
Hey Clevita! I was told by Renexious to save you
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to lockpick!

+2 if you can find a way to unlock a tiny door.
+2 if you can think how Daralyia will be without you. She was kind of nice. For a drow.
+1 if you can try to introduce yourself to Clevita.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1555405
Subtly crush the relatively tiny lock
The drow don't know about her involvement, so she should be fine
I'm Claw! Renexious' best friend and your fellow tabletop aficionado!
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Allowing samefagging if you can reassure her about the whole "vacuuming up drow" thing.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1555429
They would hurt us if they had the chance!
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Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1555429
"The drow aren't in danger. They are fine, don't worry. I'll let them out once you are safe and probably give them to Ren."
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15+9=24

You manage to break the lock, grab Clevita, reassure her a tiny bit, and RUSH off to where you think the surface is...

With saving Clevita done, let's change to another PoV...

>Renexizious.
>Elizabeth
>Revenarious.
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>>1555447
>>Elizabeth
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>>1555447
>Renexizious.


It's more fun this way and I have some things I need to do while we are in the 40K dimension that will be easier as him.
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I'll roll in 10 minutes or so.
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>>1555447
>Revenarious.
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Final roll call.
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>>1555493
Revenarious.
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>>1555493
liz
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>>1555493
Ren.
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>>1555493
Are you still using the twitter you made recently?
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>>1555447
>>Renexizious.
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>>1555598
Yeah, I just wrote the password down somewhere and I'm trying to find it.

Renexizious it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how successful your safari has been with Liz.

She's of course decide to use her drow form, since you are in a rather thick forest, where even sunlight has a problem hitting the ground.

+2 if you can worry about home.
+2 if you can continue to compliment Liz about her Drow form a little. (+1 if you can be barbaric about it.)
+1 if you can show some devoution to your wife somehow.
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1555866
"I trust Claw to not fuck up his job but...shit yeah he might not be the best for a time-sensitive thing..."


"God I love how you look as a Drow, your graceful body enhanced even further...contrasts nicely with my body: a mass of muscle and scars..."
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>>1555883
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to compliment her barbarically.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1555866
You need to be more careful. this happened last time
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1555866
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13+9=22

You of course manage to make her blush a bit and you go deeper on your safari...

It doesn't take too long to come across an animal. A four-eyed stag with very small antlers.

Liz pulls out her revolver, and lowers herself a bit...

Actions

>...It's not really worth it. Shy off...
>...Get out your lasgun!
>Charge it!
>...Maybe Liz can try to find a way to sneak up to it?
>You'll sneak up to it!
>Write-in
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>>1555937
>...It's not really worth it. Shy off...
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>>1555937
>...Get out your lasgun!
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>>1555937
>>...It's not really worth it. Shy off...
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"Come on Liz, let's find something else worthy of our time..."

"...I'd say a four-eyed stag is worth SOMETHING Ren."

Actions

>...Come on, it's not worth it.
>It's your bullet.
>Write-in
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>>1555978
Look at the small horns!
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"Come on, it has small horns."

She sighs.

"...Well, I suppose we can CONTINUE to hunt..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well your safari ends.

+3 if you can be sweet to Liz while hunting through the forest.
+2 for ideas when you get back to the hotel.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1556019
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1556019
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16+4=20

You of course, end the safari on a rather fair note, having gotten a few surprising heads... Such as one which you can only define as a "cougar and a elephant had a child".

"...So, Ren?"

"What?"

"...Could we perhaps go home now?"

"Go home?"

"Well, back to Sweden... Or rather Italy, since we can't really live in Sweden precisely.

She seems a bit bored.

Actions

>Come on, let's do some more things here first...
>...I think getting home would be good.
>...Why don't we go back to that D&D dimension? I have some things I'd like to show you.
>Write-in
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>>1556070
>Come on, let's do some more things here first...


We need to buy tech. All the tech.


"Don't you want to grab a few memento's for home? The technology from this dimension is far more advanced than our own, even things like their clothes are made of materials we don't have access to.

Either way I need to grab some examples to try and learn from. Things like this laser rifle are amazingly advanced yet so simple and reliable for what they are."
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>>1556083
We do already have a chainsword, lasgun, hand Flamer and a heavy stubber so at least with basic weapons I think we're good.
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"Listen, I need to do some things here... Maybe we can get a few momento's for home? They do have rather advanced tech, you know..."

She ponders for a moment, and comes to a bit of a realization.

"...Yes. You are rather right, they do have advanced tech..."

"Yeah. Let's buy some things for home, ok?"

She has somesort of... Rather sinister look about her.

"...Liz, what are you planning?"

"Nothing, nothing. Let's just get back to the hotel..."

It doesn't take you too long to get back, and you go out to get some tech... Liz of course, decides to come with. She seems to be taking this as a rather sinister opportunity to potentially get valuables... And very, very high-tech.

Where to go anons?

>Adeptus Arbites. They might have some military tech.
>The local military station.
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
>...Maybe you should talk to Liz about her... Rather not benign look.
>Write-in
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>>1556110
>>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
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>>1556110
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
>...Maybe you should talk to Liz about her... Rather not benign look.
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>>1556110
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
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Adeptus Mechanicus it is.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how much tech you get from them.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1556480
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1556480
Best cause scenery o would be blueprints for a tank or something
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>>1556565
Seems we just found out how to into space.
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19

You um... Well, you get a shitload of tech. It seems the three rather lonely Mechanicus scribes were... Really happy to talk to someone who KNEW something about machines.

A lot of talk about machine spirits, etc etc...

You have gotten...

Schematics for a Bolter.
Schematics for a Lasgun.
Schematics for a Krak Grenade.
Schematics for ALL Autoguns.
Schematics for a Chimera Transport.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see Liz slightly try to pry into tech.

Also, sorry about the delay anons. I might be running a civ quest here in a while.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1556628
I've been BEGGING for this!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1556628
Noice. We doing even have to reverse engineer some of the stuff we have now. Also we got a good anti-tank weapon in the form krak grenades which we probably need.
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>>1556641
Galatical conquest here we come!
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Critical Success.

Choose two anons. This is just for vehicles.

>Schematics for a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank.
>The Basilisk Artillery Vehicle.
>The Hellhound
>The Sentinel, Mars Pattern.
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>>1556654
>>The Sentinel, Mars Pattern.
I hope this is awesome... I don't follow 40k
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>>1556654
>The Sentinel, Mars Pattern.
>Schematics for a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank.


Mech and the most reliable and efficient battle tank we will ever encounter in all likelihood.
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>>1556654
oh im dumb
>Schematics for a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank.
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>>1556661
A sentinel is pic related. A hellhound is a light that's essentially a chimera like what Ren got but with more armor and better weapons.
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>>1556654
Leman Russ and Sentinel please.
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Sentinel and Leman Russ it is.

Choose another two things anons.

>Meltagun
>Ceres Pattern Bolt Carbine (More accurate bolter, less damage.)
>Godwyn-De'az Pattern Bolter. (Human sized bolter that still retains the damage!)
>Plasma Pistol.
>Plasma Gun.
>Plasma Cannon.
>Webber Rifle
>Melta Bomb
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>>1556711
>>Meltagun
>Plasma Cannon.
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>>1556711
>Meltagun
>Plasma Cannon.
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Liz gets a Meltagun and a Plasma Cannon...

You are now Liz, and one of the rather lonely, longing members of the strange machine cult has awkwardly brought you to the "cogitator shrine".

He's male, young, and certainly very awkward around women, judging from how he looks at you and quickly turns.

"FOLLOW. I SHOULD NOT HAVE LISTENED TO YOU."

"Oh, what's the harm in letting me poke around a bit? I find these things interesting!"

"...WE NORMALLY DO NOT LET NOBLES INTO THE COGITATOR SHRINE. THEY HAVE A HABIT OF DISTURBING THE MACHINE SPIRITS."

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that dear, I am on my best behaviour."

"...I SEE."

You follow him to the room and he goes in. It smells of incense, machine oil, and strangely enough of microwaved meals.

You note that there's a surprising amount of dirty plates around, that the strange machine servants seem to be ignoring.

"EXCUSE THE MESS. THE SERVITORS HAVE A HABIT OF IGNORING MY MEALS."

"...Oh, well, it's fine. I deal with my husband's man cave all the time. This smells much better, thank you."

"...R-RIGHT. SO, DO YOU KNOW HOW A COGITATOR WORKS?"

"I have nary a clue."

"...THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, BY THE OMNISSIAH."

"...You know, you don't have to talk that loud."

"...I AM TALKING LOUD?"

"Yes, yes. Can you turn the voice down?"

He adjusts some gauge on his voice.

"So it seems. My apologies for that."

"Oh, it's fine... So... Why is this screen blue?"

"...Hm. Did it start as you pressed the Holy Power Button?"

"...Yes?"

"...Let me get some incense, window cleaner, and a prayer book, along with my debugging chip, and we shall start the holy rite of "The Off On."

"...The Off On?"

"It's a ritual we do..."

"Right... What did you say your name was?"

"I-I erm... My apologies, it was Fortius."

"Ah! It's nice to meet you, Fortius."

"Y-you too."

He comes off as a bit... Awkward, quiet, but has a bit of a personality of a sweetheart, judging how he let you back here when you asked so sweetly and nicely...

By the way, if you do gain access into the Cogitator, you get access to even more tech.

Actions

>...Well, I'm not really sure we have to do this "ritual" so to speak, it seems unnecessary.
>...Let him do the ritual. It seems interesting!
>...Maybe you could convince him to work for you? He'd make a fine scientist! (Very likely to bring even more tech, and someone who actually knows how this stuff works, along with computers.)
>...Try to talk to him a bit?
>Write-in
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>>1556794
>...Let him do the ritual. It seems interesting!
>...Maybe you could convince him to work for you? He'd make a fine scientist! (Very likely to bring even more tech, and someone who actually knows how this stuff works, along with computers.)
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>...Let him do the ritual. It seems interesting!
>>1556813
second parts a bit of a bad idea. that would be like asking a Buddhist monk with Islamic tendencies who has sworn his life to whatever temple he is taking care of to go work for you.
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>>1556827
But he can give us a boost to our tech development. A especially huge one to computers
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>>1556840
he could also cleanse you for trying to corrupt the pulpit.
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>>1556848
To be fairly honest, with Liz's charisma checks, she can easily stop any potential "reee"ing that might come from him.
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>>1556856
less worried about the people REEEing, more worried about if they turn on automated removal systems.
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>>1556868
This is a Mechanicus Shrine on a paradise world, with a small staff. It's not exactly the most heavily defended of places, and most likely lacks automated removal systems.
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>>1556868
I think Fortius is still mostly human and doesn't have stuff like his brain replaced. He should just have automated or robotic legs and arms.
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in that case go for it.
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Roll me a 1d20+5 to begin the proccess of trying to get him to like and want to work for you...

+3 if you can use one of your assets to get him off-guard, stunned, and awkward.
+2 if you can talk about how much you love tech (+1 if you can slightly nerd out.)
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1556924
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1556924

Get his face in between the assets. If he sufficates?.....well I guess he died happy
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>>1556948
Chaos, you can't solve all your problems by shoving tit's onto them. . .wait. . . . no, actually you can't put out a fire doing that. I stay vindicated. you can't solve all your problems by smothering them with tits.
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18+8=26

You of course, get up and stretch as he turns to leave. You go up to him.

"You know, I have to say this is so much more interesting them home... You know, you have a rather strange looking face..."

You lean a bit towards him, your assets menacingly growing closer to his face.

"...Is your eye... Mechanical?"

"I erm... I'm a techpriest. I had it replaced to sychronize with cogitators far easier, and I am very impressed you notimhffh-"

He gets slightly muffled as you peer towards his eye, very curious. Your breasts are quite literally smacking him in the face.

"Sorry, sorry... I erm... I just find that ve- Oh my God, is that mechanical arms under your robes?"

He muffles something.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Liz can indeed, learn a bit about human augmentation while she looks at the tech priest quite curiously.

+3 if she can use her assets even further (+2 if she can apologize and try to not suffocate him!)
+2 if she can apologize for being so curious, but it's so interesting!
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1557002
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1556995

I don't have tits so I wouldn't know E88

>>1557002

Continue accidental smothering, but apologize for it based on how it's kind of hard to NOT suffocate someone with the giant knockers. And apologize because HOLY SHIT THIS IS SOME FINE TECH I WANT TO LEARN MORE
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>>1557017
She's already doing that, she'll need to do something additional for the bonus.
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>>1557024

Eh, I'll with go the bonuses. I'm feeling good with my roll
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"Oh, sorry about the smothering... It's rather hard with these, you know... "

You slightly open his robe and examine his mechanical arm a bit... It gives you a bit of inspiration back home, and it seems like you could replicate it if you knew how he controlled it...

Eventually you stop smothering him and he gasps for air, stutters something and quickly gets away.

He comes back not too long after with some incense which he begins to burn, and of course tries the tactic of turning the cogitator off and on again while reciting prayers.

It miraculously seems to work...

He of course, logs you into the Mechanicus network... It seems very interesting...

"...What were you looking for?"

"Oh, anything, really..."

You browse over and find a rather nice cache of medicines, agricultural practices...

You get out a notepad.

"I request you do not tarry too long. The cogitator may be needed soon for my duties."

Actions (Choose one!)

>See about taking notes on futuristic agriculture. (Upgrades your agriculture.)
>See about taking notes on futuristic industry. (Upgrades your industry.)
>See about taking notes on futuristic medicine. (Upgrades your medical care.)
>See about trying to browse more... (Will open up more options, but you'll have to convince him to let you look around further.)
>Wrtie-in
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>>1557071
>See about taking notes on futuristic industry. (Upgrades your industry.)
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You take notes on industry...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons. This is to see how far advanced industry goes.

+2 if you can ask Fortius some questions... (+1 if you can apologize once again about the whole "suffocating" thing.)
+2 if you can find yet another way to use your assets.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1557123
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18+3=21

You manage to copy down some rather advanced forge work tactics...

Choose one to learn anons.

>The creation of Plasteel (A metal as hard as steel, but as flexible as plastic!)
>Minor Industrial Augments. (Learn about minor industrial augments, such as Manipulator Mechadendrites, and Utility Mechadendrites. These can be used to make your workers even more productive and effective, but can only be used on humans. Will make them as effective as heavier and stronger races too, in manufacturing jobs.)
>Extreme Factories. (Your factories effectiveness skyrockets... But so does the pollution and need for workers. These factories are large and have enough advanced machinery to easily make tanks in but a few days if you're lucky.)
>General Factory Improvement. (All your factories become bigger, better, but do more pollution.)
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>>1557220
>The creation of Plasteel (A metal as hard as steel, but as flexible as plastic!)
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Plasteel it is.

That of course, seems to be it to your archive browsing...

Now of course, to lure Fortius further...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to tempt Fortius to join you further!

+3 if you can use your assets.
+3 if you can talk about the freedom he'll have to research whatever he'd like if he joined you...
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>>1557313
Jump up and down in excitement at the concept of having advance tech like this.


"If you come with me, I can promise you can research whatever you want so long as I can make use of it too! Imagine all the great discoveries you could make!"
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Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1557328
Forgot to roll.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1557313
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

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So.

Do anons want to use Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
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before anyone says no, just think about this. Scotts in Space!
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>>1557358
Yes
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can terrify him somehow, by talking like a true scot about tech.
+2 if you can fill him with dreams of SERVING THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND HER ROYAL COLONIES!
+2 if you can use the "royal navy" (aka: assets) intimidatingly, and scare him.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1557386
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1557386
I DARE YE TO THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT HYMNIC DESTABILIZERS THAN ME!
IF YOU WIN, YOU GET SMOTHERED, IF YOU LOSE, YOU GET SMOTHERED HARDER!
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18+5=23

"I FUCKIN' DARE YE TO THINK THAT YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT HYMNIC DESTABILIZERS THAN ME, YOU SON OF A BAWBAG AND A FUCKING TIN CAN! YOU WIN AND YOU GET TO FUCKING GET SMOTHERED, YOU LOSE AND YOU GET FUCKING SMOTHERED EVEN HARDER MATE!"

He seems very, very confused. Which ends up in him getting smothered in your breasts.

"So, lad! Do you fuckin' know anything about hymnic destabilizers?"

He muffles a bit. You think he called you "crazy" so you smother him a bit harder.

After terrifying him, you hear him choke, unable to breath. You let him breath a bit... Before smothering him further.

You repeat this until he breaks.

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

"Because I fuckin' need a scientist to restore the glory of the empire!"

He takes several breaths.

"Why... By the Omnissiah... You could of just told me I was going to wo-"

You smother him a bit more, for good measure for interrupting you.

"Now lad, are you in? For the British Empire, of course, not this silly Imperium!"

He softens a bit. Either he's getting used to being smothered, or he's realizing that he's going to run low on oxygen on somepoint.

Though while muffled, you do hear him say "never" or something, though it sounds rather non-commital.

Though you still have to convince him...

Actions

>(Scottish Rage)You can achieve anything via tits. Get him attracted to you. Most nerds fall for you easily, after all.
>...Try to talk to him about the advantages of the British Empire, and why it's clearly better than the Imperium! (Very unlikely to pass.)
>..."Torture" him with smothering until he changes his mind.
>Write-in
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>>1557579
>>(Scottish Rage)You can achieve anything via tits. Get him attracted to you. Most nerds fall for you easily, after all.
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>>1557579
>(Scottish Rage)You can achieve anything via tits. Get him attracted to you. Most nerds fall for you easily, after all.
In the end I must choose that which is the perfection of the female human form. Awesome tits.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to use tits to make him attracted to you.

+3 if you can INTENSIFY thine titties.
+3 if you can show your more gentler, scottish side... And promptly use it to be somewhat seductive. (If a bit hesitant.)
+1 if you can of course, brag about the size of thine glorious titties.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1557632
Put our hands underneath and raise them rhythmically
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1557632
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If anons wish to samefag, simply intensify titties and brag like a true Scot.
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>>1557694
Move them like this flag BUT IMAGINE ITS A SCOTTISH FLAG!
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>>1557705
...Anon, that's a bit vague, and you would be in fact, motorboating (I think) the tech priest.
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You of course, begin to motorboat him. He's at this point, completely unable to move, and his upper body even slightly is affected...

After a bit of this, he tries to get out again, and you let him take some breaths.

"So, you ready to serve England?"

He breaths heavily, and seems a bit sick...

"...I-I don't even understand how they can be that large..."

"Oh shush it, you'll understand in time. Now are you ready to serve me?"

"W-why do you want me?"

He seems awkward and is trying to breathe...

Actions

>Because you seem rather smart...
>Because you seem very loyal... Or will be, towards me.
>...If you continue to question me, more smothering will occur.
>Answer his question on why they're so big... (Might just shock him!)
>...Well, I'll save that question for later...
>Write-in
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>>1557817
>Because you seem rather smart...
>Because you seem very loyal... Or will be, towards me.
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>>1557817
>>Because you seem rather smart...
>>Because you seem very loyal... Or will be, towards me.
>>...If you continue to question me, more smothering will occur.
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"Well, you're very smart... And you seem loyal. Or will be, to me... Now, if you continue to question me, I'll smother you more."

"...I'd rather not."

He hesitates... He's not fully enamored yet. and it seems like your human tits simply just aren't doing the job for him.

"...You may be very attractive, but to serve the Omnissiah is a much higher calling than simple flesh... As um..."

You are... Somewhat stunned. He's resisting this somehow!

"...T-though, I must admit, you are... Very finely built. Made to last... Erm... Could you perhaps stop smothering me?"

"...Well, I did say if you continued to questino me I will smother you more... Harshly."

"...I-I erm... I see. Well, I hope you can see that a tech priest of my caliber is not exactly something to be easily convinced by such emotions as "attraction."

"How?"

At this point, he stammers.

"I-I erm... My Vox-caster is suffering from... A bug, yes... I-I erm... Well, many tech priests have emotion regulator's..."

"...Do you?"

He awkwardly pulls at the back of his robe.

"W-w-well, not neccessarily... Are you erm... Done here, yet?"

"Why are you in such a hurry?"

"I-I erm... I have duties, I must attend to on the cogitator..."

"Such as?"

"...Formatting."

"...So nothing important. Good."

How to win his affection anons?

>...Smother him further for resisting.
>...You know, perhaps bigger guns can help in this case.
>...Perhaps you can bribe him somehow?
>...Sigh, and mention how you were TRYING to be nice to him, judging from how most nerds lack girlfriends, you think he'd be rather shocked at you suddenly backing off and he'll likely realize this is his only opportunity to maybe be with someone somewhat attractive...
>Write-in
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>>1558001
>>...Smother him further for resisting.
>>...You know, perhaps bigger guns can help in this case.
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>>1558001
>...Smother him further for resisting.
>...You know, perhaps bigger guns can help in this case.

Liz is THICC all around so breasts may not be the only option available to seduce this tech priest.
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>>1558014
"thicc"
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What do anons want to use for bigger guns?

>Shapeshift.
>Try to use another part of her body, perhaps the tech priest would react better?
>...Maybe you should perhaps, attempt to reduce the amount of attire on your clothed bosom?
>Write-in
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>>1558027
>>Shapeshift.
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>>1558027
Shapeshift
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What form anons?

Also, you can drop out. Keep in mind, this will alert him to your xeno nature and make it harder to convert.

Unless he's secretly from /tg/, in which case easier.
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>>1558070
Try D&D Orc form. /tg/ guys probably love that and it's less "xeno" than some others. Also we've never used it ourselves.
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>>1558070
Drow=dark elder
elf=elder
minotaur=something khorne
werewolf=. . . either the space wolves or something chaos.
Yaun ti= slaanesh or Tzeench
dragon= Tzeench or khorne?
Kobold= . . I have no idea.
>>1558100 . . . eeeh, wouldn't us going Ork just result in him going full banana's and possibly lead to an exterminus if panic gets outside of the room we're in?
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>>1558106
Kobold would only shrink them, so werewolf might be the best bet
>>1558070
Werewolf
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>>1558114
Werewolf is good if you want to be a furfag.

Anyways, I'll roll here in a bit. You can choose to do something else by the way anons.
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>>1558106
I am very perturbed that you conflate Orcs from dungeons and dragons like the ones in Sweden with Orks from warhammer 40k. Besides, Orc is one of the more human forms that we should have.
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>>1558121
I think werewolf might be our best bet, anything else and the setting we're in puts us at risk of setting of his heresy alarm.
>>1558126
and you would have a point if it weren't for the problem of perception. from his perception we would just be an human shaped Ork. which doesn't bode well.
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>>1558131
Well, he would be rather curious why the fuck there's a female orc suddenly in front of him, and he knows they don't shapeshift or have females.

Which can also spiral out of control if you fuck up, as he might think of you as a daemonette.
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>>1558131
>A werewolf
>Less startling than a green human
A werewolf would just set off more alarms since it would be identified with a beastman/mutant. The type of Orc we would turn into however wouldn't even bear much resemblance to Orks in this dimension other than skin color.
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Also, final roll call.
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>>1558153
Orc
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>>1558153
furfag form i guess
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Orc
2=Werewolf
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Orc it is.

You of course, feel your assets take a slightly larger, more muscular feel to them, and your skin itself is a bit more muscular...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he indeed is tempted somehow.

+3 if you can use your now slightly larger assets against him...
+2 if you can be a rather Scottish Orc, and of course, be rather surprised he's holding up this well against your charms.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1558181
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1558181
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1558181
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8+4=12

Rather then... Interested, he seems shocked and appalled.

His natural instinct is to back up. Damnations, you only have a few more shots at this...

Actions

>Shift back, and convince him it was a trick of the eyes? (Autosucess because of instant transform!)
>...Fuck it, use this form!
>...Quickly shift to another! (Autosuccess because of instant transform!)
>Write-in
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>>1558215
>>Shift back, and convince him it was a trick of the eyes? (Autosucess because of instant transform!)
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>>1558222
This
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You quickly shift back after it becomes evident he didn't like it.

He seems a bit shaken up, but quickly just brushes it off...

Do anons want to try and bring out the bigger guns?

>No, it's not worth it.
>Think of another form...
>...Maybe you can use another part of your body he might be more interested in?
>...Perhaps you can just go back to smothering him. That could work.
>...Why are you wasting time when you can just grab him, kidnap him, and run for it? (Bad idea.)
>Write-in
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>>1558234
>...Maybe you can use another part of your body he might be more interested in?
I'm gonna crash now if not soon. If anyone posts something different, just follow them
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Yeah, I think I'm going to pass out too.

If anons do want to use another part of their body, what part do you want to use?
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>>1558284
Foot
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Before I go, I leave you all with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MueyK8YSvQM
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>>1558286
I don't exactly think he'd be interested in Liz's foot.

Anyone else want to go?
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Well, fuck it I have an idea.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Liz can use her "thick" body to be more attractive towards the tech priest.

+3 for ideas on how to get him attracted towards you...
+2 if you can also do it with your assets.
+1 if you can be somewhat shocked he's resisting this well.
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>>1559048
Try ass. Maybe he's an ass guy.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1559135
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1559135
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You of course, pretend to notice something on the ground and lean over to pick it up... This gives him a good look at your behind.

When you lean back up, you notice that the tech priest is... Well, his face is a bit red, and he seems to be shaking out of it.

You think you might of found his weakness.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to finish seducing him...

+3 if you can use your breasts and ass to seduce.
+2 if you can mention how great it would be to work for you.
+2 if you can of course, mention how he'll be rewarded well for working for you.

If everything's done, auto success.
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1559224
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>>1559231
Do you want to do a bonus for a samefag anon?
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>>1559277
Here's the auto success

Slowly turn around and do a 360 ongive him a good view of all of her body. Also held her arms up for part of it kind of like a ballerina.

>Work for me and you'll be free from the harshest of restrictions that your order here imposes. You'll have almost total reign in anything technology and all the countless resources could be at your disposal.
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You of course, twirl around slightly, showing off your entire body... Towards the end, you get up to him cautiously...

"You know, if you did work for me, you'd be free from the harsh restrictions that your order seems to impose here... Total reign in anything technological, and countless resources..."

At this point, the deal is too good to refuse.

"I-I... W-well, I see no harm in this deal... I suppose I can help."

Do anons want to do anything special with Fortius?

>Declare him the "advisor of technology". (He'll research automated, and will be very loyal and honored by the title!)
>Have him as a mere researcher. (He'll help Renexizious in science. Just don't do anything TOO heretical.)
>...Decide this at a later date.
>Write-in
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>>1559309
>Declare him the "advisor of technology". (He'll research automated, and will be very loyal and honored by the title!)
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"You know, you would make good at my court... Perhaps as a personal advisor of technology, even..."

"R-really? I am... My lady, I am truly honored."

"Yes, yes... Now..."

Actions

>Could you perhaps give me a few more minutes on this cogitator so I may continue my studies? (Get one more millitary tech.)
>...Perhaps you should "confirm" his loyalty in you, and offer even greater rewards for his loyalty... (Will boost his loyalty even further if you can mention of the rewards you'll give him for a good job...)
>...Tell him that you're going, and he should follow you....
>...Perhaps you should alert him to you being a dragon...
>Write-in
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>>1559338
>Could you perhaps give me a few more minutes on this cogitator so I may continue my studies? (Get one more millitary tech.)
Lascannons
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"Could I perhaps get a few more minutes on this?"

"...I am afraid that my duties are so neglected that another member will be checking in. I recommend against this course of action."

Hm.

Actions.

>Don't do it!
>...Worst case scenario, you charm another person. Research lascannons!
>Sweetly ask him if he can "delay" whoever would come to check in...
>Sweetly ask him if he can write this down for you while you go distract anyone coming...
>Write-in
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>>1559361
>Don't do it!
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You decide against it, and take Fortius and prepare to leave...

You are now Renexizious, and you notice Liz and a tech priest coming up to you... She seems very, very happy.

"So, you won't believe what I got... Oh, and also, I got a rather nice little tech priest to join our cause. He's quite smart, and absolutely smitten with me..."

"Smitten?"

"Oh... Well, I had to smother him a bit in order to seduce him, isn't that right?"

"R-right."

"Now, is there anything else?"

"...Wait, you SMOTHERED him? With your breasts?"

"...Yes?"

Actions

>...Have a problem with this. She's going too far... (Reduce Elizabeth's "seduction" potential, but make her more conservative. Will however, piss off Elizabeth.)
>...You can't afford to have a problem with this.
>...Why don't I get smothered? (Ren will overlook this...)
>Don't have a problem with her. Have a problem instead, with the tech priest.
>Write-in
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>>1559396
>...Why don't I get smothered? (Ren will overlook this...)
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"Seriously? Why don't I get smothered?"

"Well, you did cheat on me about... Oh, over thirty times..."

"I get it, I get it.."

What do now anons?

>...You know, maybe you should try to get some people who are ACTUALLY trained in how to use lasguns, that sort of thing. Perhaps you should visit the Imperial Guard outpost here? (You'll get someone who can train people in how to use use 40k weapons... Choose to send either Liz or Ren!)
>Get ready to leave with Fortius and Liz.
>Write-in
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>>1559428
Try to get some people who can use these weapons.
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>>1559449
Send Liz or Ren?

Keep in mind, these are soldiers.
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>>1559458
Send Ren just so that Liz keeps in eye on her new advisor of technology
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>>1559483
You sure? Liz would have a very much easier time doing this, Ren however would have a harder time.
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>>1559492
Send in our femme fatale then. I just thought soldiers might respect masculine authority more but Liz is ultimately more charismatic
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Of course, Liz goes to the Imperial Guard outpost.

You follow the road and the outpost itself is quite small, with a handful of tents, a chain wire fence around the perimeter, and a barracks.

The checkpoint going in has a large heavy bolter aiming down the hill at you, but seems unmanned. Two guardsmen in what seems to be dress uniforms are standing alert with rifle at hand, and the banner they have says 56th Mordian Regiment Garrison.

A problem is that one of the guardsmen is actually a guardswoman, standing quite alert at the checkpoint. They seem very well trained and disciplined... Until you get a bit closer, and notice that the guardswoman is in fact, sleeping standing up. The guardsman seems to be ignoring this entirely, and is content to stand alert... Smoking somesort of cigarette.

It seems they have a very, very convincing facade of being well disciplined, at the very least. They're certainly relaxed.

Actions

>Approach?
>Try to find an alternative entrance?
>...Hm... Perhaps you can attempt to lure the female guardswoman out so you can knock her out, and take her uniform. It'd very tight, but no doubt gain you access to the base and more highly trained personnel...
>Write-in
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>>1559547
>Approach?
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>>1559547
>Approach?
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You of course, approach the base.

The guardswoman and guardsmen stand at alert, and halt you...

"What business do you have here, citizen?" The guardswoman says. Meanwhile, the guardsman is a bit flabbergasted at your erm... "Royal Navy".

Actions

>...Try to seduce them somehow?
>Try to convince them you have an important meeting with their commanding officer?
>...See about trying to talk to the guardsman alone. He should be rather easy enough to seduce alone...
>Just say your lost or something.
>Write-in
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>>1559577
>...See about trying to talk to the guardsman alone. He should be rather easy enough to seduce alone...
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>>1559577
>...See about trying to talk to the guardsman alone. He should be rather easy enough to seduce alone...
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can talk to the guardsman alone.

+3 if you can make the guardwoman extremely envious of your "good looks" and "yugeness", so to speak, so she'll want you to go away...
+2 if you can use your assets slightly on the guardsman and guardswoman.
+2 if you can come up with an excuse to needing to talk to the guardsman alone?

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1559601
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1559601
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Press our arms against our chest so that our breasts are more prominent. Do this while maintaining a royal posture and appearance, giving the impression that we don't even consider the guardswoman. Saynto the guardsman that there's an important issue that we would only trust a more powerful man with.
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You of course, get the Moradrin guardswoman slightly irritated, and the Guardsman eagarly follows you to talk to you about the important issue...

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.

+3 if you can of course, use your powerful assets against him suddenly and unexpectedly...
+2 if you can compliment him on his fine dress form, and be slightly seductive.
+1 if you can mention how you need some help from such a inspiring soldier such as himself...

If everything's done, autosuccess.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1559663
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Well.

Do anons want to use Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1559677
Yes
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>>1559663
push him aggenst a wall with your assets compliment the uniform with that we like a man in uniform seductivly and how his big gun is going to be ready to fire many shoots inside us but we need to go to a private location first hint to the inside of the 56th Mordian Regiment Garrison.
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>>1559677
>No! do this >>1559685
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>>1559690
An autosuccess does not win against a critical failure anon.

Also, your bonus is quite out of character, going as far to reference potential sex with another man as Liz is both heretical and also out of character.
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>>1559707
its just role play fake then we are going to knock him unconsius when inside
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>>1559707
she does this often to convince men seduceing but there it is not real sex and i change my vote to usingScottish Rage
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>>1559707
i must go its dinner
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can use your assets somewhat dominatingly against him.
+3 if you can be seductively Scottish.
+2 if you can also threaten to kick his ass if he doesn't help you.

If everything done, autosuccess.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1559756
>Now listen to me you little cunt. I'm going to get you to have your little regiment of fags here do as I say or else you're going to be locked away in a dungeon and be fed to wild beasts, if you're lucky.

Grab him by the shoulders and kind of pull him towards us so that our boobs are up against him and his face.
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Choose one anons.

>The guardsman is extremely intimidated (and attracted) to your personality, that he's willing to do anything!
>...The guardsman turns out to be a rather decent weapon's trainer, who's just fallen in love with Liz.
>Liz get's a free upgrade.
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>>1559803
Free upgrade
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Choose one anons.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation (Note, upgrading Liz's Assets will in fact instantly charm the guard.)
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Form
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>>1559819
Upgrade mutation
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>>1559819
Upgrade mutation
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>>1559819
is there a mutation specific for bigger butt and wider hips?
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>>1559850
Those, along with the size of breast, all fall under assets.
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>>1559819
this is my first vote with mutations or upgrades
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Upgrade...

>Size! (Requires 2 upgrades invested.)
>Firebreath!
>Healing Breath!
>Assets! (Would convert guard and also give access to some uniques!)
>Climate Change Aura.
>Three Headed.
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>>1559861
>Assets! (Would convert guard and also give access to some uniques!)
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>Assets! (Would convert guard and also give access to some uniques!)
>uniques
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>>1559861
>Assets! (Would convert guard and also give access to some uniques!)
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Elizabeth's assets of course, have grown... Now choose a unique.

>Size Increase. (Liz's size increases by 20 stories, setting her at 100 stories. This grants her access to a "100 story" mutation.)
>...Feminine Charmisa (Liz can now charm females.)
>...Feminine Agitator. (Liz can instantly agitate females into anger carefully, who'll attack the nearest male...)
>...Kind Hearted Figurehead (5% of the populace instantly becomes members of her cult of personality. She'll also usually be depicted as an absolutely kind-hearted ruler, boosting your PR even more.)
>...Muscular Assets? (Liz's assets become muscular, keeping her charisma, but granting a +3 to Strength.)
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>>1559897
can we get milky tits or bigger jiggly bubble butt for more charisma and hope for more tumbeling. are ass and breast the only things that count for assets?
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>>1559897
>Size Increase. (Liz's size increases by 20 stories, setting her at 100 stories. This grants her access to a "100 story" mutation.)
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>>1559908
No.
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>>1559897
>...Kind Hearted Figurehead (5% of the populace instantly becomes members of her cult of personality. She'll also usually be depicted as an absolutely kind-hearted ruler, boosting your PR even more.)

>>1559909
rex thing is being big killing machine and sex machine her thing is PR and being a sexy woman and a little of a milf and sometimes a seducer
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>>1559909
This
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>>1559918
Liz only 80 stories tall while Ren is 200 stories tall. She's literally half the size of her husband so I'd prefer there to be less of a dichotomy between the two.
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Liz is now 100 stories anons.

Choose two upgrade for her size.

>Magical Prowness. (Elizabeth can use magic much more effectively, past the starter spells.)
>Huge Heart. (Liz is... Well, for a draconic overlord, she's very kind to her people and often goes out of her way to help the people. Her popularity goes up far easier. The Draconia Vulkarius will also find her a less incentivizing target.)
>...British Imperialist. (Elizabeth can now attempt to convince minor nations to join the British Commonwealth, regardless of allies. (Nations such as Persia, or Indonesia.)
>...Innovative Slaver. (Elizabeth can in fact, find a use for all those slaves who do nothing. This will help your economy, manpower, and resources thanks to her quick thinkning on the idea of slavery.)
>Diplomatic Icon. (Liz can now have personality cults overseas.)
>...Inspirational Divineness. (Liz's cults of personality become cults of divinity for Liz, Ren, and her children.)
>...Nationalist Figure. (Liz is seen as a "nationalist" icon by Sweden and England. Nationalist parties, instead of disliking the marriage, encourage it and have higher opinions of the countries. (They'll also be more susceptible to joining a cult of personality.)
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>>1559975
Magical Prowess
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>>1559975
>...Innovative Slaver. (Elizabeth can in fact, find a use for all those slaves who do nothing. This will help your economy, manpower, and resources thanks to her quick thinkning on the idea of slavery.)
>Huge Heart. (Liz is... Well, for a draconic overlord, she's very kind to her people and often goes out of her way to help the people. Her popularity goes up far easier. The Draconia Vulkarius will also find her a less incentivizing target.)
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>>1559975
>Huge Heart. (Liz is... Well, for a draconic overlord, she's very kind to her people and often goes out of her way to help the people. Her popularity goes up far easier. The Draconia Vulkarius will also find her a less incentivizing target.)
>...Innovative Slaver. (Elizabeth can in fact, find a use for all those slaves who do nothing. This will help your economy, manpower, and resources thanks to her quick thinkning on the idea of slavery.)
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>>1559982
This and British imperialist
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By the way anons...

Huge Heart does make Liz more kind to practically everyone. Even slaves.
So combined with Innovative Slaver, you'll never really get revolts from them, and she'll treat them very well.

Rolling here in about 15 minutes.
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>>1560010
so this is best combo?
>>1559988
>>1559985
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>>1560010
Both then
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Huge Heart and Innovative Slaver it is anons.

Of course, you feel quite a bit... Bigger, so to speak. You even grow an inch or two in your human form...

That's erm...
That's kind of when you feel the rest of your body changing a bit... Your already large breasts becoming even heavier, expanding further and once again in a time honored tradition, bursting your bra open and your buttoned up shirt. It quickly expands and then halts, his face now completely covered.

You think they're about the size of a... Well, honestly you have very little idea on WHAT size they can be compared to right now, but sufficently said, his head could easily go in the middle and be enwrapped by them...

The guardsman however, is stunned by this...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how seduced he is.

+2 if you can compare the size of your tits to when they first expanded, and maybe think how they were a bit... Pathetic.
+2 if you can also think about what to compare your breasts to now.
+2 if you can be quite embarrassed by the bra and shirt kind of breaking.. (+1 if you can use this to your advantage.

If everything's done, Critical Autosuccess.
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1560093
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Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1560093
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17+6=23

By the way anons, Liz's assets have hit maximium size. They can no longer be upgraded.

The man seems completely enraptured with you...

What do anons?

>Convince him to give you his armor and outfit so you can get inside of the garrison...
>...He'll do. Lead him away back to Ren and Fortius... (He'll make a poor teacher.)
>...See if he can make an "exeption" for you and let you in to see the commander.
>Write-in
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>>1560160
>...See if he can make an "exeption" for you and let you in to see the commander.
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You of course, see if he'll make an exception for you...

He quickly obeys and he goes back to the guardswoman. He tells her to let you inside and she sighs, and stands at ease as you enter...

Where to go anons?

>The commander's tent!
>The commissariat's tent!
>The local barracks...
>The quartermaster...
>...Perhaps you can put your cooknig skill to good use? Head to the mess...
>Write-in
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>>1560160
can we mutate the breast and butt?
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>>1560217
>...Perhaps you can put your cooknig skill to good use? Head to the mess...
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>>1560217
>The commissariat's tent!
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>>1560228
We should probably deal with the commissariat first since a commissar is suppose to keep troops in line. Dealing with that first then it will be easier to sway other parts of the garrison.
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I'll roll in fifteen minutes.

By the way...

Going to the mess means you can cook edible food for the regiment, which will likely increase their loyalty towards you.
Going to the comissariat's room will let you secure a commissar's uniform to better get around the base since no one will exactly question you, and deal with the Commissars before they become a problem.
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>>1560217
>The commissariat's tent!
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Commissar's tent.

You go up to the commissar's tent and open the flap...

There seems to be a sleeping commissar in the corner of the room, and a female one smoking cigarettes, looking over a Bolt Pistol and cleaning it.

There also seems to be a hanging commissar's dress not too far away from you... Perhaps you could grab it?

Actions

>...Deal with the female commissar. (Seduce (Hard!), Kill (Liz will resist!) or Knock Out.)
>Deal with the sleeping male commissar.
>Shapeshift.
>...Try to grab the commissar uniform. (Guardsmen will be fearful and will not go against your orders, and you won't even be questioned! Will require you to pass a dex check to even fit in it, or requires tailoring.. Which Liz does know how to do...)
>Write-in
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>>1560289
>...Try to grab the commissar uniform. (Guardsmen will be fearful and will not go against your orders, and you won't even be questioned! Will require you to pass a dex check to even fit in it, or requires tailoring.. Which Liz does know how to do...)
can i get a description of liz?
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>>1560289
>...Try to grab the commissar uniform. (Guardsmen will be fearful and will not go against your orders, and you won't even be questioned! Will require you to pass a dex check to even fit in it, or requires tailoring.. Which Liz does know how to do...)
We're definitely keeping this and having it resized for later
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You sneakily grab the commissar uniform...

Actions

>Try to put it on. (It'll break unless you can pass the check!)
>Shift to a form with claws and try to tailor it... (Thanks to abundant material you can try to steal from the quartermaster, you can do this. Also, you can choose to resize it for a certain form.)
>Take care of the commissars!
>Leave.
>Write-in
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>>1560320
>Shift to a form with claws and try to tailor it... (Thanks to abundant material you can try to steal from the quartermaster, you can do this. Also, you can choose to resize it for a certain form.)
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to TAILOR!

+2 if you can specify which form to do this in, and which form to do it for.
+2 if you can think about how good this will look on you!

Also, while wearing the Commissar suit, Liz gains a +1 to Charisma.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560360
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So.

Do anons want to do their final Scottish Rage?
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560360
made by aracnid for human
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>>1560394
yes
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>>1560394
Okay
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can ANGRILY YELL AT THIS FUCKING UNIFORM FOR NOT FITTING ON YOU!
+2 if she can sweetly think about all those poor guardsmen, sacrificing their lives for their country!

If everything's done, Liz will be a very, very angry commissar. Who's actually really, really sweet at heart.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1560432
>YOU FUCKING PIECE OF CHEAP DANISH LEATHER! There are countless garments out there facing fire from innumerable and unimaginable horrors that cover the Galaxy who don't so much as tear but you can't even cope with these pair of tits! You're not worthy of being donated to orphans in Belfast!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1560432
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1560432
FIT YOU TIGHT FUCKINGING CUNT IF YOU DONT FIT I AM GOING TO MAKE MY HUSBAND MAKE YOU LIVING SO THAT I CAN TORTURE YOU
think of the thousands that die for there people for all the sweet children fighting for a better future fighting innumerable and unimaginable horrors
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12+5=17

You manage to tailor the suit up quite a bit in your half-dragon form, and it fits you... Decently. Though a bit tight.

You have a feeling if you do too much activity with them, they may burst. Though that's highly unlikely.

Either way, you set about into...

Actions

>Deal with the commissars.
>Go to the barracks.
>Go to the mess hall.
>Go to the commander's tent.
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>>1560464
>Deal with the commissars.
Knock out the female and maybe charm the male. If feel like a commissar in our world would be handy in certain situations like going with Franzizka to route out chaos.
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You go in to take care of the commissars...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to take care of the female commissar and knock her out.

+3 if you can find something to knock her out with!
+2 if you can also make her envious of you before/after knocking her out!
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1560492
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1560492
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Do anons want to do the bonuses?
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>>1560504
Knock her out with by trying her with our boobs
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>>1560504
a vase our breasts a pipe?
if breast first cross arms under breast and make them jiggle and ripple before bashing her in the head with them
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>>1560510
>hitting her with our boobs
It's hard to type while playing battlefield
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12+3=15

That barely knocks her out, and she slumps down after you bash her over the head with your... Boobs.

It's unconventinal, but it works.

You go over to the male commissar...

What do anons?

>Charm him...
>Seduce him to work for you.
>Try to restrain him first, just so he can't fight back.
>Knock him out!
>Kill him... (Liz will find this a bit... Well, questionable and won't do it.)
>Shapeshift?
>(Commissar Uniform) Order him UP AND READY! You'll send him off somewhere where he won't be a problem!
>Write-in

I'll be back after dinner anons.
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>>1560519
>Seduce him to work for you.
>Try to restrain him first, just so he can't fight back
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>>1560520
Spoiler that shit son.

>>1560519
Seduce him
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>>1560531
how do i do a spoiler?
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>>1560540
Click the box that says [Spoiler?]
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>>1560519
>>Charm him...
>>1560540
You can't do it retroactively. Enjoy having it deleted if a mod sees it
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>>1560578
Yeah...

>>1560540
You should probably delete that post
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>>1560520
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Did you all just make the qm leave to masturbate?
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>>1560928
This wasn't my fault. I've just been listening to Chameleon Circuit and relaxing after a family gathering.

However I will say that if OP has left for the night, whatever the reason may be, that I'll probably pass out before he returns.
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>>1560949
Nah. If anything he's probably hung himself because of the they cringe from the Kobold pic. He really doesn't like it when anons do stupid write-ins like acting overtly autistic or stuff like the pic.
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Back from church and going to dinner to kms after the cringe of seeing a furbie with fucking boobs.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to seduce.

+3 for asset use.
+2 if you can be a Scotissar. (Scot+Commissar)
+2 for beING seductive while introducing yourself.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1561047
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>>1561075
Any bonuses at this point will just make him more attracted towards you.

Which to be honest, you'll need.
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>>1561124
>Heeeyyy, I'm Elizabeth
>Lean our assets against his body
I don't claim to be good at write ins, let alone seductive ones
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>>1561132
I'm just thankful they aren't autistic.

Just improve it generally, anon.
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17+4=21

He is shakedoing awake, and he gets up to look at you.

He is... Shocked by your endowment, and seems agitated.

"You bloody wretch better have a good reason for waking me up! Who in the Emperor's name ARE you?"

"Elizabeth, to be precise. "

He calms down.

"You best well have woken me for a good reason, Elizabeth. I have naught seen your face around here..."

He seems suspicious.

"Who bloody well are you anyways?"

Quickly, come up with a proper excuse to the commissar anomaly!

You have 45 mins until I continue forcibly.
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>>1561362
I'm the surprise inspector!
I have no idea
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>>1561379
You're dressed as a commissar anon. You want to expand more?
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>>1561423
I woke you up now so you wouldn't have time to prepare, or fix any of your mistakes! Do you have anything you wish to declare? If I find anything surprising, I won't be the happy camper you see before you *Wink*
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>>1561362
>I have been sent here upon the order of a Lord-Commissar Bismarck. Thats a totally legitimate 40k human name My orders are to inspect the local garrison of Mordian Iron Guard on this paradise world to ensure that none of them have gotten soft and have let the disease of laziness taint them. I am speaking to you right now so that there are no misunderstandings of bad will at the withdrawal or taking away of any personal from this facility.
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You give him a very asserive answer. He seems a bit shocked, and hides his worry.

"Surely, it twas not today... Could the Lord Commissar perhaps delay the inspection? "

What do anons?

>Kindly reassure him about his men. (Big Heart. He'll be releaved.)
>Come up with an excuse to continue the inspection.
>Make him terrifed of you with threats.
>Mention another way he could put the inspection off...
>Write in
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>>1561530
>Kindly reassure him about his men. (Big Heart. He'll be releaved.)
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>>1561530
>>Kindly reassure him about his men. (Big Heart. He'll be releaved.)
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You decide to kindly reassure him...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much opinion he gains of you.

+3 if you can go from strict, to a sweet and gentle commissar.
+2 if you can use your assets a bit.
+1 if you can of course, come up with an excuse for letting him off the hook.
+1 if you can think about how stylish you look in a commissar hat and uniform.

If everything's done, he'll be truly in your gratitude, and it'll be an autosuccess.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1561639
It wouldn't do good to give everyone heart attacks, would it? I'll go easier.
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>>1561649
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If anons can indeed do the bonuses, I'll even make the critical success more powerful.

I just gotta think about what to do
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>>1561689
Hug him tightly
I always have the 3 strike system you know...
I can be on the cover of Military Surplus Monthly!
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You of course, hug him a bit tightly.

"Oh, don't worry. I have the three strike system as a personal rule..."

He lets out a big sigh in relief...

Choose one anons.

>The commissar believes you just saved his life, and his life is now indebted towards you!
>The commissar will be much easier to seduce and lowers his guard since you just saved him!
>The commissar will think you're a real commissar, and above him in rank.
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>>1561741
>>The commissar will be much easier to seduce and lowers his guard since you just saved him!
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>>1561741
>The commissar believes you just saved his life, and his life is now indebted towards you!
So far we've gotten multiple weapons and vehicle schematics, learned how to make plasteel, gotten a tech-priest and now a commissar. Taking a vacation to an imperial world was way better than a Khorne world.
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>>1561766
Keep in mind, he will go "XENO HERETIC" mode if he even hears about you being a dragon or anything like that.

Seduction at least gives you a chance to avoid that.
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>>1561773
Go with the easier to seduce option then.
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"Thank you... I think you saved my life."

"Oh, don't worry about it."

He seems at ease with you...

What do anons?

>(Big Hearted) Sit down, on his bed, and see what was the big problem?
>Seduce him while he's vulnerable...
>...You know, why don't we go out to drink? I have plenty of money, and you seem like you could use some time off!
>Write-in
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>>1561805
>>(Big Hearted) Sit down, on his bed, and see what was the big problem?
>>Seduce him while he's vulnerable...
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>>1561805
>(Big Hearted) Sit down, on his bed, and see what was the big problem?
>Seduce him while he's vulnerable...
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Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can use your assets.
+3 if you can come off as a caring, reasonable, and gentle commissar...
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1561818
Sit behind him and hug him from behind.
Rub his head and ask "Where did it all start?"
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1561818
Asking his name would probably come off as caring.
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19+10=29

You sit behind him, and go in for large hug before rubbing his head.

"So, where did it all start at? I'm curious..."

"O-oh... Well, we've been missing firearms for a few days... Some have gone missing."

"Really?"

"...I'm afraid to report that, yes... It's unnerving and I've made sure to send a report to the Mechanicus here in case any are found..."

"Oh... Well, who took them?"

"I'm honestly not sure."

Actions

>...You know, have you asked your men any questions?
>...Perhaps they're simply missing and not counted by the quartermaster?
>Strange. Is there anything I can do to help?
>...Seduce further.
>...Perhaps you should... Well, execute someone?
>Who last had the weapons?
>Write-in
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>>1561872
>>>...You know, have you asked your men any questions?
>>...Perhaps they're simply missing and not counted by the quartermaster?
>>Strange. Is there anything I can do to help?
>>...Seduce further.
I see that trap option
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>>1561872
>>>...You know, have you asked your men any questions?
>>...Perhaps they're simply missing and not counted by the quartermaster?
>>Strange. Is there anything I can do to help?
>>...Seduce further.
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"Have you asked your men any questions?"

"No, they wouldn't listen to me or think I'd execute them if I did answer..."

"Oh... Well, maybe they're missing?"

"Lasguns don't just go missing.."

"...Well... I mean, could I help at all?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to seduce further...

+3 if your boobs can "help him think"
+3 if you can maybe get a bit... Well, closer. Try to show you might be attracted to him!
+2 if you can also talk about how being a reasonable commissar instead of executing people left and right is good...
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1561927
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>>1561927
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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Critical Success...

He sighs a bit.

"...You know, you're the first person to ever actually ask me that. Thank you, sincerely."

"Oh, no problem. None at all."

He sighs.

"You are absolutely remarkable too... I must admit, unlike most women, you seem level-headed!"

"Really?"

"Well... Most are either fanatics or plain out yelling glory or death... You seem to actually care about your men."

"Oh, yes I do."

He sighs.

"...I hate new postings. Absolutely miserable..."

He seems to greatly like you, and seems to think very favorably of you...

Actions

>Seduce even more.
>(Big Heart) You know, I never understood why commissar shot their own men... So much more can be done by being simply a hero on the battlefield!
>...Why don't we both leave?
>I should go...
>Why don't I take you to my posting? I think you'd like it far more.
>Write-in
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>>1562011
>>Seduce even more.
>>(Big Heart) You know, I never understood why commissar shot their own men... So much more can be done by being simply a hero on the battlefield!
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>>1562011
>(Big Heart) You know, I never understood why commissar shot their own men... So much more can be done by being simply a hero on the battlefield!
>Why don't I take you to my posting? I think you'd like it far more.
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Rolling here in about 15 minutes. Decide to either take him as he is or seduce further...
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>>1562065
take him not that way
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince him...

+3 if you can talk about your "posting" in great detail...
+2 if you can maybe talk about how great the two of you will get along..
+2 if you can use assets more.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1562093
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19+4=23

"Perhaps you could come to my posting?"

"I suppose. I don't see too much of a reason to stay here..."

Actions

>Perhaps you should alert him to your... Draconic nature?
>Maybe you should alert him to the civilized alien population there?
>Come then, let's go...
>Write-in
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>>1562114
>Maybe you should alert him to the civilized alien population there?
>Perhaps you should alert him to your... Draconic nature?
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>>1562114
>Perhaps you should alert him to your... Draconic nature?
>Maybe you should alert him to the civilized alien population there?
>>
Roll me a 1d20-8 to see how well he takes to you being a FILTHY XENO.

+2 if you can use your assets to maybe calm him a bit as you tell him this...
+1 if you can try to make yourself out to be one of the "good xenos"
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Rolled 11 - 8 (1d20 - 8)

>>1562141
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>>1562141
>-8
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>>1562182
Would a filthy xeno be human in origin?
Rest them on his shoulders if we are still behind him
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At this point, he'd just be in the range of "you have 5 seconds to explain who the fuck you are".

So yeah.
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16-5=11

You put your breasts right on his shoulders, the weight of them lowers his back...

"But honestly, I'm a bit of an alien... Human in origin, though..."

"What?!" He seems angry, and tries to get up...

"...Well... This is a bit hard to explain..."

Actions

>...Shift to a different form.
>I'm not one of the bad aliens!
>(Big Heart)Listen, calm down... I won't hurt you or anything like that.
>I um, I'm joking...
>Write-in on how to explain this...
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>>1562212
>>(Big Heart)Listen, calm down... I won't hurt you or anything like that.
I took a bio-technology that granted me draconic physiology, and eventually shape-shifting powers
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>>1562212
>(Big Heart)Listen, calm down... I won't hurt you or anything like that.
>Write-in on how to explain this...
"Essentially there are humans who can shape-shift their entire form, like the god-emperor can, and turn into certain species they have seen. The limits changing between people but primarily being left to bipedal and 4 limb creatures.

An amazing inventor I know, figured out a way to grant this to people but only to shape-shift between certain creatures. Thus I gained this ability and I use it for the good of my people and the emperor. However I was born human and plan on dying human."


>...Shift to a different form.
Dwarf. It seems the most acceptable form.
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>>1562232
Why would dwarf be the most acceptable form? Your shapeshifting in front of his eyes.

Which he might think is heretical.
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>>1562250
Also Squats aren't even canon anymore
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>>1562250
Because there is little about it inherently non-human but it shows we aren't lying.
>>
Eh.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to see if you can calm him down with your big heart...

+3 if you can use your human assets to calm him...
+2 if you can mention why your telling him this.
+2 if you can explain what a "dragon" is. He might not know what one is.
>>
Rolled 19 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>1562287
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>>1562287
Squeeze his back against our chest
It wouldn't be honest of me if you didn't know. You would also find out sooner or later.
A dragon is a large, intelligent reptile with 4 legs, wings, and a breath attack. Often blessed with extraordinary intelligence
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You of course, pull him a bit into your breasts...

"Well, it wouldn't be honest of me if you didn't know... But anyways, a dragon is a large, intelligent reptile with 4 legs, wings, and a breath attack... Often blessed with extraordinary intelligence too."

He remains suspicious, but calms a bit...

Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if you can convince him of your good intentions.

+3 if you can talk about how well you treat humans, and how you were one!
+3 for continued asset use.
+2 if you can mention the rather sweet things you do, and how you are an extremely kind xeno...
+1 if you can maybe mention why you need him to come with you.
>>
Rolled 15 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>1562336
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1562336
I treat humans just like any good human ruler would. I would know! I am one!
Shift side to side a little bit
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>>1562358
Just a bit more anon.
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>>1562370
I need you to help save MY humans from an evil race on my world
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"Well, I treat humans just as good as any human ruler! I would know, since I am one!"

You shift a bit to the side...

"Now, I really do need your help to save my humans from an evil race on my world."

This gets his attention, saving humans...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get him willing to go.

+3 if you can use assets more.
+2 if you can specify the race.
+2 if you can mention what could happen if the race is left alone without his help!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1562410
Cough a little
They are known as the Drow. If left unchecked, they will kill all of those on the surface. And they are a little bit Slaneshian
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1562410
To be honest the Jews are the biggest threat to our world.
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13+12=25

"They're known as the Drow... They're similar to the Slaaneshi, and if left unchecked they'll kill all those on the surfac-"

You begin a coughing fit. Your assets slightly slam into his shoulder, and he begins to get up.

"The only reason I'm coming xeno, is to save those human lives. Not yours."

"...I see."

"We have no time to waste. Let me grab my equipmen-"

He peers over to notice his knocked out peer commissar in the corner...

That's um...

Hm.

Actions

>Try to mention she was like that when you got here?
>Come up with an excuse for her being like that?
>...Just distract him?
>Write-in
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>>1562462
>Write-in
"I kinda...I kinda coughed too hard and she got hit in the face...with my um...well you can guess..."
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>>1562480
She's naked, by the way. You need to get over that bit.
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"Well, I kind of... Well, I kind of coughed a bit too hard and hit her in the face with my um... Well, I think you can guess..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he believes you.

+3 if you can show off how strong your assets can actually be...
+1 if you can apologize!
>>
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1562598
"I mean, I've done it before and accidentally broken clothes...as you can see from my uniform it's...tight...if I sneeze too hard or anything I need to change.


I'm sorry about it but I didn't mean to knock her unconscious."


Sneeze. Not too hard but just enough to show our point, a button or two at most.
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>>1562609
THE FUCK ARE THESE ROLLS!
>>
Choose one anons.

>As much as the commissar would hate to admit it, he finds himself attracted towards you...
>The commissar completely overlooks this.
>...The commissar proves very fallible to the wiles of feminine traits, such as your breasts.
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>>1562618
>...The commissar proves very fallible to the wiles of feminine traits, such as your breasts.
>>
"I erm... Well, I see... I wouldn't exactly be surprised from the..."

"Size? Yes, it shocks me still..."

"Right..."

He gets up and goes to get his stuff... He keeps a good eye on you and eventually you get him to follow you outside back towards Ren...

For now, that seems you've gotten everything... It erm, doesn't take too long for that large flash to appear again, the same one that got you here and you end up...

Actions

>At home.
>...At that D&D land.
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>>1562660
>At home.


We have shit to take care of. SCIENCE!
>>
You of course, return home...

As you return home, you of course, try to get the commissar and tech priest accommodated while Ren slinks off...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons. This is to see how well Renexizious and the Tech Priest Fortius gets along.

+2 if they talked about common interests?
+2 if Renexizious did of course, pull a guy move and boast a bit about Liz.
>>
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1562691
Science, technology, etc.


"Look at my wife, she's as smart as can be. Enough so to actually take part in conversations like this."
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>>1562705
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE ROLLS!
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Critical Success...

Choose one.

>Ren befriends the tech priest.
>Ren enthralls the tech priest in the research he's doing.
>Ren manages to get the priest to overlook his xeno origins.
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>>1562783
>Ren enthralls the tech priest in the research he's doing.


I really want the help of this guy with our projects...
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The tech priest of course, finds your research... Well, rather then alarming, very interesting indeed...

He seems adept at working in a lab, and you set him to work on something...

>Computers.
>Rocketry.
>Weaponry.
>Armor.
>Vehicles
>Trying to replicate those schematics...
>Write-in
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>>1562798
>Rocketry.


See the thing is we can hand computers over to the people for further development when the time comes and military stuff is something we don't need to be amazingly far ahead in.
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>>1562798
>Computers.

Better computers means faster, more accurate calculations
>>
I'm passing out, sorry anons
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>>1562818
It's fine.
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>>1562818
no problem your health is more important and its nothing to apolagise about
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>>1562798
>Computers.
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Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

i am now doing a test roll
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>>1562928
i know now what it is! jGhSvmlf dice is broken
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>>1562798
>Computers.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1562930
I doubt my dice are broken but I will check. If this is a 20 then you might be right...
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Back anons.

Computers it is.

He goes to get started on that, while the commissar...

>Appoint the commissar in command of one your personal regiments? (I recommend not selecting one which is another race besides Human.)
>Put him to work training recruits?
>Put him to work training your officers? (More advanced tactics open up!)
>...You know, perhaps you should see about recruiting commissars? (Opens up the ability to have political officers to keep your men loyal!)
>Write-in
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>>1564349
>Put him to work training your officers? (More advanced tactics open up!)
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>>1564349
>Put him to work training your officers? (More advanced tactics open up!)
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You set him to work training your officers...

Choose a tactic to recieve anons

>Officer Propaganda (Your officers become proficient in propaganda, and your men's morale will be more steady in longer campaigns.)
>Cadet Corps (Rather then having your cadets sit around in an academy, have them out on the field of battle! Will mean less officers, and if you don't go to war often, will often be worse, but if you do go to war often, they'll be of higher quality and more brave.)
>Imperial Resolve (Officers are trained to hold the line at all costs. Armies will not retreat until ordered to or until they are entirely destroyed, or your officers are killed.)
>Tolerate Not the Xeno (Officers are trained to have a loathing for a particular species, and often will do whatever it takes to take them down. This will usually result in much more steadfast and brave officers and soldiers, who will not fall easily to the enemy or be convinced to turn traitor for them.)
>Glorious Sacrifice (Officers are trained to be willing to sacrifice their very life for the Empire. You'll suffer more casualties among the officers, but the regular troops will have higher morale.)
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>>1564545
>Officer Propaganda (Your officers become proficient in propaganda, and your men's morale will be more steady in longer campaigns.)
We should probably talk to Jupiter as Ren since he can actually enlighten him on the Drow and some other stuff that might be going on in the world. There's something in particular that I want to look at.
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>>1564565
What do you want to look at?
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>>1564567
Mainly to see if there are any interesting things going around like how he told us how Kobolds stole a nuke from America. Also I want him to redpills us on the Kobold deities.
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>>1564545
>Officer Propaganda (Your officers become proficient in propaganda, and your men's morale will be more steady in longer campaigns.)
>>
Officer Propoganda it is.

Do anons want to continue with OiO's suggestion to talk to Ren about the Drow and kobold gods?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1564617
Yes
>>
So, dad? You know anything about the Drow?

Drow? Not really, no.

Oh... You don't know anything?

Not really, no. I just know that Lolth goddess, that's really it.

...Why not?

They're not part of my domain, and Lolth loves keeping the Drow hidden from the other gods. I barely even know what one looks like.

Oh... Well um... How about the kobold gods?

They're not really allowed to be deities. They're mortals.

...What?

...Well, basically, if we let every mortal with a few million followers to be a god, we'd be out of a job fast. So of course, usually we smite them once in a while and force them to lose power.

Actions

>...So how rare is it for a mortal to be a god?
>So what exactly are Julius and Augustus? I mean, are they gods or somewhere in-between?
>Seems a little unfair...
>...Thanks for answering that, I guess.
>Write-in
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>>1564676
>...So how rare is it for a mortal to be a god?
>So what exactly are Julius and Augustus? I mean, are they gods or somewhere in-between?
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"How rare is it for a mortal to become a god?

Only people who've been close are Julius and Augustus.

Oh... Well, are they gods or inbetween?

Just souls. We keep them like that, though every few centuries they get strong enough to challenge us.

Huh.

Actions

>...Could they of usurped you at all?
>Wouldn't they of taken over since you have barely any followers?
>I should get going.
>Write-in
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>>1564705
>...Could they of usurped you at all?
>Wouldn't they of taken over since you have barely any followers?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d4)

"Could they of usurped you at all? Wouldn't they have taken over from the lack of followers?

Maybe at a later date, but even then it would be a while... I'd probably say a few hudnred years before they could hit deity status.

Huh.

Well, thanks for answering my questions.

Yeah, no problem.

You go back to reality...

You of course, find yourself somewhat alone as you leave the lab...

Ignore my roll.
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Of course, as you leave, you hear a soft sound of crying coming from the couch. It's very subtle, but you know it well as the sound of Chrysoula's rather quiet sobbing. You peek over to see her on the couch, with a pillow covering her face. She's clearly trying to not make a scene and is sobbing very, very quietly

Actions

>...Go up to ask her what's wrong?
>...Maybe you should just get her something nice to cheer her up...
>It's best to not ask... She doesn't seem like she wants to talk to people.
>Wrtie-in
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>>1564816
>...Maybe you should just get her something nice to cheer her up...
get her a big cheese cake covered in chocolate
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>>1564816
>>...Go up to ask her what's wrong?
>>
Do anons want to combine?
>>
>>1564916
yes
>>
>>1564916
Yeah
>>
You of course, go out to buy her a nice chocalate cheese cake.

You bring it back to the quietly sad Chrysoula, and surprise her with it. She seems to cheer up.

"O-oh, Ren? Your back?"

"Yeah. Something wrong?"

"N-no... I've just kind of noticed some stuff..."

"Noticed some stuff?"

"...I mean... I just kind of feel like everyone just cares about well... You know, my boobs..."

"Why do you think that?"

She sighs.

"...Well, I mean, everyone stares at them... Not to mention I kind of think you just like me for them..." She seems to feel like she isn't valued or something.

Actions

>That's not true! I love your personality!
>...Well, I mean, you look nice with them...
>...Honestly, how wouldn't people notice?
>...I'm sorry...
>...Who stares at them? Tell me, and I'll make sure they don't look any more...
>...Is this about the cheating thing?
>Write-in
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>>1565087
>>That's not true! I love your personality!
>>...Well, I mean, you look nice with them...
>>...Honestly, how wouldn't people notice?
They are like the cherry on top! A great addition, but completely secondary to the main portion!
>>
"Listen, that's not true. I love your personality, but to be honest, you look nice with them... How wouldn't people notice anyways? They're the cherry on top! A great addition, but completely secondary to the main portion!"

Roll me a 1d20+3 to cheer up the sad minotaur.

+3 if you can mention what you love about her?
+2 if you can talk to her about how you love her personality!
+2 if you can cheer her up...
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1565174
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1565174
>>
Allowing a samefag if you can cheer her up.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1565265
you are the nicest person I've ever met!
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>>1565274
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1565265
>I know that you have a hard defining yourself because of your upbringing but you're here now. I and others here won't just focus on your physical appearance. Instead we'll treat you based on your actions and what you do.
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She of course, doesn't seem too convinced. She goes back to being sad.

Actions

>Try to talk to her more?
>Leave...
>...Try to do something to show her you don't just like her boobs?
>Write-in
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>>1565322
>>...Try to do something to show her you don't just like her boobs?
Punch her tongue. With our tongue. Lovingly
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>>1565322
>Leave...
>>
Rolling here in 15 minutes anons.
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1565174
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Try to show her you love her!
2=Leave
>>
Bethesda E3 was shit
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>>1565593
What happened at it? I was busy doing something else.

You decide to leave. There's not too much you can do for her anyways...

Are anons sure they want to leave her?

>Yes!
>No!

Sorry about being dead for most of the day, just doing some work.
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>>1565593
Very shit. Because I forgot timezones, I only saw the closing parts with stuff like Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch but the whole thing didn't seem good.
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>>1565599
Nothing. The only new shit was Wolfenstein 2 and Evil Within 2
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>>1565599
And I don't want to leave her
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>>1565599
>No!
Quick E3 related question, anything Monster Hunter related? Yes too lazy to browse /v/
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>>1565644
I think so but I myself didn't see any of it.
>>
You decide against leaving her.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to continue to comfort her.
+2 if you can think about saying positive stuff to her.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1565662
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1565662
>>
>>1565950
she does have lovely personality she is sweet caring, shy, cute horns and a lovely voice
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>>1565950
>>1565662
>>1565950
so its now a 24?
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>>1565951
>>1565952
>>1565662
sorry linked wrong one
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>>1565952
Aye it would be a 24 now thanks to the fact bonuses done by one anon apply to all rolls.
>>
19+5=24

You of course, comfort her by telling her that she means something to you, that she's sweet, caring...

All that sort of stuff. She calms down a bit.

"T-thanks Ren... I'-I'm just kind of... Sad I guess."

"Yeah..."

She sighs, looking away from you and a bit sad

"...I've just been kind of having a bit of a bad day..."

"Yeah."

"...You know, why don't we just go and exercise a bit in the gym? It'd cheer us both up."

"Really?"

"...Well, I mean... I do it when I get upset."

Actions

>Sure, that seems good.
>That seems like work...
>I gotta go do some stuff..
>I can think of "other ways" to exercise...
>Write-in
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>>1566221
>Sure, that seems good.
>>
>>1566221
>>Sure, that seems good.
>>
"You know... That sounds good. Let's do it."

"Right... So did you want to do cardio, weight-lifting, swimming, or something else?"

"Anything you'd prefer?"

She shrugs

"I mean, whatever sounds good to you... I mean, if you really wanted to we could mess around with that cannon you gave me... Though I mean, your muscles have been looking less toned then usual..."

You look carefully... Your muscles in fact, seem to actually be... Well, losing a bit of it's "toneness" from lack of use.

Actions

>...Let's mess around with some guns, that'd be fun...
>...I think jogging would be good.
>How about swimming? The pool doesn't get too much use.
>Weightlifting seems good.
>Write-in
>>
>>1566277
>Weightlifting seems good.
>>
>>1566277
>Weightlifting seems good.
>>
"Weightlifting seems good."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to get FIT with Chrysoula.

+2 if you can think about how much you can weigh...
+2 if you can be somewhat lustful towards her...
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1566381
>>
>>1566381
In dragon form? 100's of tonnes.
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1566381
>>
I need to stop QMing with multiple tabs open.
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>>1566677
Wrong thread.
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>>1566689
yup, already deleted and moved.
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17+4=21

You of course, WORK THE FUCK OUT.

You notice your muscles being a bit more impressive, and Chrysoula seems to be getting tired, falling behind a bit. She eventually seems exhausted while you exercise, and she goes to get something to snack on.

It doesn't take her too long to come back, refreshed.

"Hey, Ren?"

"What?'

"...Just curious, you like meat, right?"

"Yeah."

"...I um... Well, I'm going to try my hand at cooking then... Since Liz isn't making anything."

"Oh."

"...I um... How does chicken sound?"

She tries to give you a supportive smile, but seems unsure about her cooking skills.

Actions

>...I think the cooks can handle it, Chrysoula... I don't really need you to make me anything.
>...Chicken sounds great.
>...Come on, let's work out more!
>...Liz is just being petty again...
>If you want, I can make you dinner.
>Write-in.
>>
>>1567151
>...I think the cooks can handle it, Chrysoula... I don't really need you to make me anything.
>>
>>1567151
>>If you want, I can make you dinner.
>>
>>1567151
>Write-in.
"If you really want to do that, then I'd advise having either the cooks or me help you since you haven't cooked meat before. Just to be on the safe side...plus I can think of a few ways to make it a fun experience..."
>>
"If you want, I can make you dinner. If you really want to cook for me though, have the cooks or have me help you, since you've never cooked meat before. Just to be on the safe side. Plus I can think of a few ways to make it a fun experience."

"I um... Well, I kind of already ate a salad... And that cheesecake, so I'm good."

"Oh."

"I-I was just asking since um... Frankizka is in her room and since this is kind of a thing Liz does for you..."

"...Wait, Liz makes me dinner?"

"O-Oh... You um, never noticed?"

"...Not really?"

"...O-Oh... Um... She had the slaves deliver it to you and she'd usually go to bed after."

"Oh. That explains it."[r/ed]

Actions

>I can just have the cooks make it.
>...Wait. Has Elizabeth been making my meals the entire time?
>I'd actually think having a bite of your cooking might be nice.
>Write-in
>>
>>1567237
>...Wait. Has Elizabeth been making my meals the entire time?
>>I'd actually think having a bite of your cooking might be nice.
>>
"Liz has been making my meals the entire time?"

"I mean, yeah... She's made you most meals. She just has them brought to you."

"Really?"

"...Well, usually she doesn't know where you are."

"Oh... Well, I mean, I guess I'll have some of your cooking."

She beams up a bit, seemingly eager and optimistic.

"I'll be back soon, just um... Don't go anywhere, ok?"

Actions

>Yeah, don't worry. (Continue to exercise!)
>At least get the cooks to help you...
>Could I help you?
>Write-in
>>
>>1567345
>Yeah, don't worry. (Continue to exercise!)
c'mon. We've got to roll a nat 20 and get huge muscles.
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>>1567345
>>Yeah, don't worry. (Continue to exercise!)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to CONTINUE EXERCISING!

+3 if you can find more ways to WORK OUT.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1567392
DO FLIPS IN THE SHAPE OF THE TRACK FIELD!
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1567392
>>
18+7=25

You exercise your ass off. By the time your done, dinner's ready...

Your muscles are quite well toned now! Back to normal, in fact.

Roll me a 1d20 to see how well Chrysoula made dinner.

+1 if you decided to give her some minor advice on how to make chicken for a dragon.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1567487
>>
17

Chrysoula's dinner is rather nice. Plenty of herbs seasoned on the grill chicken... Which has been dipped in sauce, a shitload of it. Not just a little, but a lot. It also seems she made an entire bowl... Well, she converted a salad bowel to serve as a "wing" bowl

...Wait. There was sauce?"

"So um... What sauce did you use?"

"Well... I went with something spicy... I um, maybe you'll like it?"

You quickly look over it. It seems to be plenty of chopped up peppers too in it, and a very nice red-orange sauce, which fills 1/6th of the bowl, a few wings trapped inside of it... There's um... Also a faint smell of barbecue sauce, cheese, and... Well, a shitload of hot sauce.

Of course, Chrysoula has indeed gotten a bit dirty from making this, but doesn't seem to mind very much.

Actions

>Eat it?
>So how many wings is there?
>...Maybe you should pass on it... No need to die from a heart attack.
>...Ask what the sauce is?
>Write-in
>>
>>1567594
>Eat it?
Ren is a dragon and a red one at that. We'll be fine
>>
You sniff the food.

It erm...

Well, it certainly smells... Powerful. A strong, overpowering of capsaicin emininates from the food. You look at it carefully, and honestly, feel a bit scared honestly.

What do? This is your final warning.

>Eat it.
>...Don't risk it.
>>
>>1567630
>Eat it.
Pffft.... as if anything overly bad will happen.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 to resist Capsaicin. This will permanently judge how resistant Red Dragon Ren is towards capsaicin-based foods.
>>
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1567678
>>
17+6=23

You of course, have no problem resisting the food. It tastes delicious, in your opinion, though your stomach does feel a bit... On fire, so to speak.

"Hey um, you like that?"

"This stuff?"

"Y-yeah... I um, put ghost peppers in. I don't really know what they are, but I thought you'd like it."

Actions

>...I actually think it's amazing. A lot more flavour then Liz's stuff... (She'll be very happy about this comment!)
>I love it! (She''ll be quite pleased. She might ask if you prefer her food or Liz's food.)
>...I think it's alright. (She'll be kind of disappointed.
>It's pretty bad. (She'll be very disappointed.)
>...This is terrible. (She'll very extremely upset!
>Write-in
>>
>>1567718
>I love it! (She''ll be quite pleased. She might ask if you prefer her food or Liz's food.)
>>
>>1567718
>>I love it! (She''ll be quite pleased. She might ask if you prefer her food or Liz's food.)
>You are dirty? How about I return the favor by giving you a bath?
Scratch that last part if it will make Liz hate us more
>>
>>1567914
Support
>>
Bumb
>>
I'm back anons, sorry.

"I love it! Thanks for the food... Anyways, you're quite dirty... Would you care if I gave you a bath?"

"Really?"

"Well... Yeah."

"...Well, I wouldn't mind really... I erm... But you like it?"

"Yeah, I love it!"

She smiles brilliantly.

"...Would you compare it to Liz's in any ways?"

Actions

>...I think it's just as good as her food!
>I think it's better!
>I think it's a little worse...
>Write-in
>>
>>1570994
>...I think it's just as good as her food!
>>
>>1570994
>...I think it's just as good as her food!
>>
"Well, I think it's just as good as her food, in all honesty!"

She smiles brightly. She must of taken that as a pretty big compliment.

"R-right... I um... Thanks."

"Yeah... So about that bath..."

Actions

>...Push all the way for a tumbling bath. (Liz will not like this if she hears about it.)
>...Try to push for a lewd bath. (Liz will slightly dislike it/be a bit envious if she hears about it. Ren will really like this.)
>...Do a semi-lewd bath. (Liz won't care if she hears about it. Ren will like this.)
>Just do a nice, gentle bath, nothing lewd, just loving. (Liz won't care.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1571021
>Just do a nice, gentle bath, nothing lewd, just loving. (Liz won't care.)
>>
>>1571021

>Just do a nice, gentle bath, nothing lewd, just loving. (Liz won't care.)
>>
You decide to go for a nice, gentle bath with Chrysoula.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if you can find a way to clean her a bit faster.
+1 if you can be sweet and compliment her food.
+1 if you can of course, tell her that you love her.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1571111
>>
14

You of course, clean her rather well. She seems happy, and tells you she's going to take a nap.

She gives you a kiss and heads to bed...

With that done...

>Try to do some SCIENCE!?
>See how Renexizia and Maria are doing?
>Maybe you should go to direct ruling... (Civ Mode!)
>Maybe you should see with your cabinet and see if anything needs to be done?
>See if the Tech Priest needs anything.
>See how the Commissar is doing.
>See if your chief servant has anything to report...
>Take a trip somewhere?
>Write-in
>Write-in
>>
>>1571170
>go to ww2 dimension with science materials in prep for a trade
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>>1571170
>Maybe you should see with your cabinet and see if anything needs to be done?
>>
>>1571170
>Try to do some SCIENCE!?
>See if the Tech Priest needs anything.

We JUST got a new technology guy, guys! Let's put him to use!
>>
>>1571209
We haven't seen our cabinet in at least 3 threads. There are going to be issues to take care of.
>>
Rolling in 15 minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Go to WW2 Dimension.
2=Science!
3=See the cabinet.
>>
Anons want to go to the WW2 dimension?

>Yes!
>No! Revote!
>>
>>1571268
Are we talking that one where claw went and got that computer game?
>>
>>1571268
>No! Revote!

I could go see the cabinet, it HAS been a while since we've seen them.
>>
>>1571270
Yeah.-
>>
>>1571283
Revote to go see the cabinet.
>>
You decide to see the cabinet.

Roll me a 1d20 real fast by the way anons.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1571299
>>
7

The only person who comes to the meeting is the Tech Priest and Kryos. Apparently your son Charlemagne has sent everyone off on duties in the Empire...

The Tech Priest is rather shocked at seeing a minotaur...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes.
+2 if you can introduce Kryos to Fortius, and Fortius to Kryos...
+1 if you can get Fortius to not freak out.
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1571455
Hopefully Fortius will just be fascinated if anything by the Dragotaur Kyros.
>>
Allowing samefagging.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>
15+4=19

Rather than freaked out, Fortius has a rather curious, scientific take to it. He scans Kryos, slightly irritating him.

"So, Ren? Who the fuck is this guy? With the metal and robes?"

Actions

>He's from another dimension.
>He's a priest. Of Technology. Cool, right?
>He's a complete and utter nerd, to be honest.
>...I recommend not coming off as a degenerate or xeno to him.
>Write-in
>>
>>1571525
>He's from another dimension.
>He's a priest. Of Technology. Cool, right?
>>
"Well, he's from another dimension... He's a priest of technology... Pretty cool, right?"

"I guess."

"You guess?!"

The techpriest sits idly, transfixed on a tablet, not paying much heed to your conversation. Mostly because he can't understand.

"...He seems a bit..."

"Strange? Yeah. Anyways, he's quite interesting once you get to know him."

"I guess. So what's the plan?"

"Well... Anything going on?"

"Not really. Unless you want me to talk about my personal life a bit."

"Something going on?"

"Kind of. Anyways, the "other" scientist, the dragon one, is busy."

"Busy?"

"...Mostly just researching interesting things, I guess. I don't really pay attention to what she does."

"Oh. Did my son do anything else?"

"Most of the cabinet's out trying to set up on how to reform the army, that sort of thing."

"...So there's nothing for me to do?"

"...I guess not. You want to get a beer or something?"

"You want to hang out?"

"...I don't see why not, really. I don't have too much to do."

Actions

>...Yeah, a beer after the cabinet meeting sounds good.
>...What's my son doing?
>Ask about a specific cabinet member?
>Talk to Fortius?
>Any situations, crises... Anything like that?
>Write-in
>>
>>1571563
>...What's my son doing?
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>>1571563
>>...Yeah, a beer after the cabinet meeting sounds good.
>>...What's my son doing?
tfw no-one wants nazi ufos and you were at work so you couldn't argue
>>
"Yeah, a beer sounds good. What's my son doing anyways?"

"...If I remember right, he's getting married."

"WHAT?!"

"Erh... Yeah? Didn't he tell you?"

Actions

>You're fucking joking, he's getting married, now? Did he invite me at least?
>...I'm just shocked that he actually did it. Huh.
>...Fuck, great. Now I'm probably going to get grandkids or something. Just what I need...
>...When is he getting married?
>Write-in
>>
>>1571625
>You're fucking joking, he's getting married, now? Did he invite me at least?
>...When is he getting married?
>>
>>1571625
>>You're fucking joking, he's getting married, now? Did he invite me at least?
>>...I'm just shocked that he actually did it. Huh.
>>
"What?! You're fucking joking me, he's getting married now? Did he invite me? When is he getting married?"

"Shit, just ask him. I don't know."

Actions.

>I'll go ask him now...
>...Let's get that beer first.
>Write-in
>>
>>1571682
>>I'll go ask him now...
>>
>>1571682
>I'll go ask him now...
I think we were either in D&D or warhammer land when he was planning his wedding so he never really saw us, accept when Ren made a quick fly by to tell him about Clevita. Even Liz wouldn't know.
>>
You decide to go ask Charlemagne now...

Do anons want to get Elizabeth as well?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1571699
>Yes!
>>
>>1571699
>Yes!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

You go to call Liz.

Ignore my roll to see if Liz approves of it.
>>
Liz seems neutral, and slightly dislikes it.

"...Ren, I'm fairly sure it's just a phase he's going through."

"Liz, he's getting married!"

"To a snake lady? Honestly, I barely know her, and so do you."

"Come on..."

"Both of you fight all the time."

"Not anymore..."

"...Also, I've throughly embarrased myself in front of her, with that whole "be my daughter" shtick..."

'Come on..."

"...Can you at least check with Charlemagne to see if he really wants this?"

Actions

>Alright, alright, I'll check in...
>Charlemagne's old enough to know what he's doing Liz.
>...Come on, what's wrong with a snake lady?
>Write-in
>>
>>1571730
>>Alright, alright, I'll check in...
>>Charlemagne's old enough to know what he's doing Liz.
>>...Come on, what's wrong with a snake lady?
>>
>>1571730
>Alright, alright, I'll check in...
>Although you can out that "be my daughter" shtick behind. You aren't like that anymore and Svana actually is a decent being
>>
"Alright, alright. I'll check in. But Charlemagne's old enough to know what he's doing, and what's wrong with a snake lady anyways?"

"You can't be serious you're alright with him wanting to marry a snake. Why not something... Humanoid, at the least?"

Actions

>...Well, I mean... That's what he likes?
>Come on... Are we really going to have this conversation.
>...Liz, why do you not like Svana now...
>Hang up.
>>
>>1571747
>>...Well, I mean... That's what he likes?
>>Come on... Are we really going to have this conversation.
You are one to talk. I am not even humanoid.
>>
"Well, I mean... That's what he likes... Besides, are we really going to have this conversation? Besides, you're one to talk. I'm not even humanoid!"

"Well, you can shapeshift dear, and I do NOT like the sound of grandkids with snake tails, I'll let you know."

"...Seriously."

"Yes, seriously..."

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>Liz, that's not your call to make about Charlemagne...
>...Alright, I have to admit that sounds a little weird... Having grandkids with snake tails.
>...Liz, it'll be fine, alright?
>Seriously, can you at least show up for the wedding?
>Write-in
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>>1571777
>>Liz, that's not your call to make about Charlemagne...
>...Liz, it'll be fine, alright?
>Seriously, can you at least show up for the wedding?
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"Liz, that's not your call, and it'll be fine, ok? Can you at least show up for the wedding..."

"If he won't reconsider, I suppose I will... But I tell you, I swear that Svana gives me looks behind my back..."

"...Oh come on, it'll be nice."

"...I suppose. When is it?"

"In a few days."

"Great... Should we get them a present or something?"

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>Yeah, a present for them would be nice.
>...No, I don't know...
>Write-in
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>>1571798
>>Yeah, a present for them would be nice.
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"Yeah, we'll get them a present."

"Alright... Love you. I'll try to get them something."

"Right."

"...Just saying... Honestly Ren, the best gift you could give Charlemagne is maybe trying to be there for him more?"

"Really?"

"When was the last time the two of you have done anything together? You used to be insepertable at times when he was younger..."

"...Well, my conversion an-"

"So? Force him to spend time with you and enjoy it... Go do... Guy things, I guess."

"Guy things?"

She sighs.

"...Take him to one of those... Bachelor parties, or something... You know, "guy" related. You had one, didn't you?"

"...Not really."

"...Really? Oh... You know, all you talked about at our wedding was necromancy, and plotting to get the Pope drunk..."

"...It was fun."

"Right, I have to admit, it was fun."

She pauses, and sighs, a bit upset on the other line. As in a bit sad.

"...Just make sure to have fun with him before he's gone, ok? God, I can't believe he's getting married..."

"...Liz, relax..."

"He's only five for God's sake... Or close to it... It's like he was a kid yesterday..."

And there begins the trip down memory lane for Liz... If you remember right, you spent a lot of time with him, and she didn't spend a lot of time with him... Now it's kind of the opposite, and now Liz's upset...

Great.

"Why the hell do all your kids have to grow up so fast? It's painful..."

"Come on Liz... Breathe."

"...Oh my god I wasn't even there for his first Christmas... Were either of us there?"

"...I don't remember."

She seems quite upset, and you can tell she's gone from judging him to probably being emotionally wracked.

She's weird like that.

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>...Try to calm Liz down with comforting words...
>...Tell her that Charlemagne is still her child?
>...Liz, sometimes I wonder if you get too attached to things...
>...Liz, get over here. I'll comfort you right up...
>...They do grow up so fast...
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>>1571818
>...They do grow up so fast...
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>>1571818
>...Liz, get over here. I'll comfort you right up...
>...They do grow up so fast...
I can't believe they brought ideology flags back on /pol/

and we can do Nazi UFO's later.
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"Come on Liz, you should just get over here and I'll comfort you right up."

"Right... I... Well, I think I might just do that."

"Great... But really, you're right you know, about them growing up so fast."

"Y-yeah... I'll see you soon, Ren?"

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>...I'll see you soon, Liz. Love you.
>...Yeah... Don't worry, I know just te way to cheer you up.
>...We can relax in an... Inventive manner, if you so desired... (See if she's willing for a "relaxing" tumble)
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>>1572111
>...We can relax in an... Inventive manner, if you so desired... (See if she's willing for a "relaxing" tumble)
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>>1572111
>...We can relax in an... Inventive manner, if you so desired... (See if she's willing for a "relaxing" tumble)
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"Hey, why don't we relax together? In an inventive manner, if we so desired?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well... How would you like to tumble?"

Rather then turn you down, she thinks...

"...We'll discuss it when I get there, ok?"

"Alright. Love you."

You hang up...

How the fuck are you going to do a "relaxing" tumble...

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>Incense. A shitload of it will make anything relaxing.
>...Perhaps you can combine it with a bathtub? Warm water is great.
>Just a normal tumble, nothing special...
>...Maybe you should "go out" for the tubmle, so to speak.
>...Maybe you can find something Liz finds personally relaxing?
>Write-in
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>>1572194
>...Maybe you can find something Liz finds personally relaxing?
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>>1572205

You have to write-in for what you think she might relax best to.
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>>1572194
>...Perhaps you can combine it with a bathtub? Warm water is great.


We have our giant ass (I think heated?) pool for a reason.
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Pool it is.

Anyways, Liz gets over here in a rather nice look dress... She seems to certainly want to relax, but still isn't a 100% sure about the tumbling to relax thing...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince her..

+3 if you can talk about how your tumbles with her are often relaxing and great?
+2 if you can mention how she loved the last one...
+1 if you can mention wanting to "test" her larger breasts... (+1 if you can be impressed by them)

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1572216
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1572028
by any chance, how do you do that? Purely for research
>>1572216
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Choose one anons.

>Liz will find tumbling relaxing, good, and might even be more "up for it". She'll also enjoy it a bit more.
>Liz will accept normally, and will love it that you asked her!
>Write-in
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>>1572225
>>Liz will find tumbling relaxing, good, and might even be more "up for it". She'll also enjoy it a bit more.
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>>1572225
>Liz will accept normally, and will love it that you asked her!
Every time we tumble Liz now and she gets pregnant, she's guaranteed to have a dozen kids because of all the assets upgrades which have now been maxed out[\spoiler]
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>>1572225
>Liz will find tumbling relaxing, good, and might even be more "up for it". She'll also enjoy it a bit more.
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Liz now will find tumbling relaxing, good and will be up for it more. She also enjoys it more...

Anyways, do anons want to tumble her in any form specifically?

>Dragon
>Human
>Half-Dragon
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>>1572280
>Write-in
Hot yuan-ti on yuan-ti action, assuming they can swim.


If not, human.
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>>1572288
this
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Welp, roll me a 1d20+6 for tumbling.

+2 if you can find a way to use Liz's breasts to have some fun.
+1 if you can of course, compliment her snake form.
+1 if you can be barbaric.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1572301
We NEED this condom mutagen
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Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1572301
Motorboat her giant tits.

"Your scales are lovely and smooth in this form and you move so gracefully. It's very enticing, enchanting or bewitching even to me..."

Slap her snake ass...thigh...region...thing.
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15+10=25

It doesn't take long for a very enticing, erotic, and sensual tumbling in a pool.. Her large mammaries, beach-ball sized easily, bounces in your face, giving you a very nice massage...

Eventually, the tumbling comes to an end, both of you floating in the pool...

Liz is curled up next to you, and seems to have relaxed a lot, with a large smile on her face. You yourself feel happy and entertained...

"...You know... That was more fun then your usual tumble."

"Really?"

"...I feel like I needed this, in a ways... Perhaps we should... Experiment further..."

"What were you thinking?"

"Well, I was thinking what you were thinking..."

She seems to want more. Huh.

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>...Let's do something on solid ground...
>Perhaps another form?
>...How about we just stop? I think that was enough for one night...
>...Let's take this up to bed...
>...How would you feel about watching some TV while tumbling?
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>>1572358
>Perhaps another form?


Elf Ren and liz? Kobold sex? I don't know...
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Trying to think about what to do in the face of your sensation-seeking wife, you come up with an idea.

"We could do our elven forms... Or that kobold on-"

She shifts not too longer into her... Very attractive elven form...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to please your wife further.

+3 for more ways to use her breasts or other assets.
+2 if you can mention how relieving this is with her.
+1 if you can continue to be barbaric.

If everything's done, autosuccess.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1572367
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Choose one anons.

>Liz will be a bit more open for sex from you in the future.
>Liz and Ren upgrade.
>Liz's opinion increases by 15.
>Write-in
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>>1572383
>Liz's opinion increases by 15.
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>>1572371
High rollin' tonight!
>>1572383
>>Liz and Ren upgrade.
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>>1572383
>Liz and Ren upgrade.
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Free upgrade anons.

Also, because Liz's Tits are quite literally maxed out, anons can instead upgrade attractivity.

Choose an upgrade for Liz anons

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Upgade Form
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>>1572397
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
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